HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I've just been repremanded by net.big.brother
Date: 13 Dec 92 03:57:16 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>Doesn't this constitute a subtle form of censorship? I've always
>thought that what are pejoratively refered to as "obscenities"
>can be a valid expression of anger and revulsion, given what a
>#$%*&!!#$@& world we live in....
>I just wonder, after Jan. 20th, whether
>we're going to start seeing warning labels slapped on
>terminals all across the country warning people about such
>excellent groups as talk.bizarre.

I think these guys somehow misinterpreted "I don't agree with a word you say,
but I will defend to the death your right to say it" to mean YOUR death.

In other words, you're allowed to say whatever you want, so we'll kill(file)
you and take away your rights.

ObBizarreComment: Sioux

                                - Scott

                                
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This is my signature file.  D'ya like it?  Huh?  Huh?  Do ya?  Do ya?  Huh?
                                                    -sme3@Lehigh.EDU
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: beb@pt.com (Bruce Buck)
Subject: Re: my favorite post of the week
Organization: Performance Technologies, Incorporated
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 20:11:10 GMT

In article <Bz1MF9.2L0@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>In <1992Dec8.204637.29922@pt.com> beb@pt.com (Bruce Buck) writes:
>>In article <joshua.723763409@coombs> joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:
>>> [ wondrous flame omitted ]
>
>>Have you considered entering the Bullwer-Lytton contest?
>
>Have you considered sticking both hands into a blender?

Have you considered what Fred Waring say?
From: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: breakup
Date: 13 Dec 1992 18:53:44 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: g310c8.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

"Yowch!"
The shower water was way too hot, and as he jumped towards the
back of the basin, Jeremy had a vision for a moment of his skin
melting off of his bones. He reached around the water for the 
temperature controls when he felt the spray turning cold. He put
his hand in the descending water and found it ice cold. 
"What the hell?"
Then he remembered the new water heater that dad had installed.
Well, I guess we know it doesn't work now, thought Jeremy.

Jeremy was quite right in thinking that the heater was not 
working the way it should be. But what he didn't know was how 
strangely it was working. He soon found out, as the heater got
up to speed.

With one hand in the water, Jeremy felt the water grow hot 
again - very hot. It quickly became too hot to the touch. And
then, about five seconds after it had become hotter, it again
became cold. Putting his hand back in it, he found it extremely
cold, much colder than the last time.

Jeremy just started to figure out that the shower was cycling
between hot and cold every five seconds, when he started 
noticing other things. Areas of the bathroom began to fade out,
while others became much brighter. He also found that at the 
place he was standing, the air was becoming unbreathable. When
he moved to another location in the shower, the oxygen in the
air was so strong, he could breathe very easily.

Jeremy was becoming very scared.
"What is going on?", he half-screamed. When he looked at his
hands, he lost control. You probably would have too. He saw
his fingernails starting to clump together, and his skin was
tightening into a ball. The teeth in his head were locking 
together, and he became unable to open his mouth.

Tim looked up from his newspaper and noticed the sound of 
running water. Hmm. Jeremy had been in the shower for at
least a half an hour now! He must really like that new heater!
Tim continued reading the paper.

Tim finished the paper, and again noticed the running water.
Damn! What's gotten into that boy? He's been in there for over
an hour. I'd better check on him.

He ran up the stairs to the bathroom and knocked on the door.
"Jeremy, are you okay in there?" No reply. Wait a minute, what's
that? Tim heard a soft "Ribbit" from inside the door.
"Jeremy?"
"Ribbit"
Tim opened the door, and his mouth opened wide.

In the running water, which had now settled to a reasonably warm
temperature, a pair of centipedes were slithering down the drain.
Also, three snakes slithered in the basin, while four frogs sat,
two on the bathroom floor, and two still inside the shower.

As Tim found himself able to move again, one of the frogs in the
shower focused a beady eye on him and said, "Ribbit." An
enterprising snake chose this moment to strike on the frog and
took in the frog whole.

--
I will have the last word
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: cathy's response to sioux's dildo
Originator: ben@ipoint
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 17:33:12 GMT

> Starcap n Ra

Is this "Starcap AND Ra" or "Starcap THEN Ra"?

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Re: A Christmas Song / SATAN
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.newbie
Organization: Yes.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 23:50:20 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.031245.39943@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA) writes:
>In article <W7R=yT#@engin.umich.edu>, ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering
>) writes:
>>In article <1gc7icINN7ko@tamsun.tamu.edu> covingc@ee.tamu.edu (Mouse) writes:
>
>>>Ever notice that if you swap the letters in SANTA around a bit, you get SATAN?
>>
>>after I got home, I looked at the back of the shirt.  It says "...and remember,
>>SANTA spelled sideways is SATAN."
>>I stared at this phrase for a while, thinking, "I don't get it."  I mean,
>>Santa and Satan?  What's the connection?  Then, suddenly, it hit me.
>>It blew my doors off, man.  For the first time ever, I realized that
>>Satan is an anagram for Santa (and vice versa, of course.)  Wow.
>>I'm sure, though, that nobody else who reads talk.bizarre realized this,
>>and they're all remembering you in their prayers for pointing it out.
>>ljd
>>
>Uh, excuse the newbie, here, but you've gotta be kidding.
>
>sol  |  sorry about the door
>-- 

...er, don't let the door hit 'ya on the way out.

JUSTIN, you are posting way too fucking much here.  How about taking
the "f" key on your keyboard and ramming in your ass for a while.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Insult to Injury
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Land of Wood Packers
Date: 16 Dec 92 16:45:49 CST


In article <1992Dec16.134711.16640@pt.com>, beb@pt.com (Bruce Buck) writes:
> In article <1992Dec14.173444.10757@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
> >In article <1992Dec9.204555.29933@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
> >> 
> >> My girlfriend is from Ohio.
> >> Toledo, Ohio.
> >
> >Did you steel her, as a fine young blade should do?
> 
> Ohio, mate, not Spain.
> The home of Max Klinger, Laverne Esposito and Don Hollenger.

*plonk*

Actually, I was tempted to congratulate Jason on the brilliance
of this one. Especially for a Brit.

But that would have involved overcoming my loathing.

No doubt he's trying to figure out why all those people out in
California don't get it.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe)
Subject: Re: Posting private email (was Re: ssc: sioux s. conf.)
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 18:23:43 GMT







     kisses to you and yours this holiday season. and go ahead and put
it in your signature......fuck society, man. :)

				

						sioux
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: crushed plans
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 92 00:24:00 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

AjD:
: when a young boy, i once told my mother
: that i was going to write a fifty-page metaphor.
: 
:   i never did.
: 
: "fifty pages of metaphors?" she asked.
: 
:   probably never will.
: 
: "no, one metaphor fifty pages long," i replied.


nonono.
a metaphor for fifty pages, of course.
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| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Galloping Syllepses With That?  |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I would like to formally euologize
Date: 15 Dec 92 01:15:22 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

Graeme Hodgson:
|Yes, I'm new.  Yes, I find t.b amusing.  Yes, occasionally I post
|something which maybe you don't find funny.  Then killfile me please
|because the last thing I'd ever want to do is cause you the mental
|distress of having to read something by somebody who hasn't been
|posting here for at least twelve millenia.

|Graeme "craving the acceptance of the t.b elders" Hodgson

Make you a simple deal.

Post something bizarre.
If I like it, I read and smile.
If I don't, I read and don't smile.
Sometimes, I followup, if I think I have something bizarre to say.
Most of the time, I don't.

But if you piss and moan and annoy me, you might get put in the
killfile forever. That means I don't read your stuff, and never post
followups.  Big deal, hunh?

Knew it would make you happy to hear.

The only question is, "what is bizarre?" 

And the answer is: "something different"

Work it, baby.

mr HEINOUS
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: reach out and grab it
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 22:30:03 GMT

operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby) writes:
>I'm afraid bizarre is a non-trivial thing. One cannot
>just reach out and grab it.

This is not true.

Bizarre is the new cologne by Liz Taylor.
--
!cat .signature
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: importunity
Summary: OSU
Keywords: short,shameful
Date: 14 Dec 92 03:45:51 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Inc.


Hey,
Hey,
Is there anyone at Ohio State who can get me a temp account for 2 weeks?


-Tom
ain't too proud to beg
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: One of my lamer moments to date
Date: 17 Dec 1992 17:30:06 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <tml5kr0@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
>
>In article <1992Dec17.010304.28277@wdl.loral.com>, bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com writes:
>|No.  I haven't done any Christmas shopping since.  I don't have the
>|stomach for it.  Someone help me.  Please.  I feel so lame.
>
>Don't fucking Christmas shop.  Leave the society that
>produces people like that.  Do what I'm going to do--
>opt out.

There is a short story by a man named Bruce Sterling, who is
in general a rather poor writer but comes up with some sharp
ideas now and then, called GREEN DAYS IN BRUNEI.

The story is not very good.  The story is not very good at all.

Nonetheless I suggest you read it.

As for me, I want me one of them floating kampongs.  And will
accept no solution less complete.

c
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Proper pronunciation of 'Kibo' IN BED
Date: 14 Dec 92 08:50:57 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Dec14.031232.8788@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> mad5c@uvacs.cs.Virginia.EDU writes:
*In article <1ggos0INN6t7@chnews.intel.com>, bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
*>> In article <Bz5MCL.7Er@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
*>> >In <Bz16F0.HMD@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
*>> >>I consider t.b an instrument of the devil.
*>> >
*>> >It is.  Now if only he'd get a new reed.
*>> 
*>> Too bad it isn't 2500 years ago.  He could have yanked
*>> one out of Moses' ark.
*>> 
*>> 				--Blair
*>> 
*[...]
*
*You must be using one of those nonstandard translations.
*I could have sworn that it was Noah that had the ark,
*Moses that had the golden calf.

Hey, man, didn't you see "Raiders of the Lost Ark"?


Mark "Ashamed because he could remember Max from 'Hart to Hart's name"
Lippert 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:42390 alt.music.tmbg:447
From: corleyj@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Jason D Corley )
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.music.tmbg
Subject: Re: MULTIMEDIA KILLED THE NETNEWS STAR
Date: 18 Dec 92 18:49:09 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson

In article <BzGo04.1BC@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>
>"Ohh-wah-ooohhh"

Pop culture killed my dog.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: graeme@fulcrum.co.uk (Graeme Hodgson)
Subject: Re: Posting private email (was Re: ssc: sioux s. conf.)
Summary: White mice eating teabags
Organization: Fulcrum Communications
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 17:38:08 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.142833.10043@spider.co.uk> andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:
>In article <1992Dec14.182343.4482@scott.skidmore.edu> ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
>>
>>     kisses to you and yours this holiday season. and go ahead and put
>>it in your signature......fuck society, man. :)
>>
>>						sioux 
>
>If I fuck society and it gets pregnant, will I have to marry it ?

Nah.  A modern surgical strike with a tactical social worker can be
quite an effective abortion.

>I don't think I've got the right hair cut for marriage. (actually more of not
>having the right hair-not-cut really. )
>
>		Andy
>
[.sig deleted for brevity - apologies]


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Email to graeme@fulcrum.co.uk     |        <witty quote pending>
 - whenever the mood takes you.   |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Zed <zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: eat shit and die
Summary: dunno much about pornography. dunno much scatology..
Reply-To: zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
Organization: Liars for Truth
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 22:39:56 GMT

"You mean you live entirely off of your own bodily wastes?"

"That's right."

"But.. but... that's impossible! Y'know -- conservation of mass and
energy! The first and second laws of thermodynamics! Mustn't such a
closed system decay?"

a) "I don't do predictions. What you want is a copro_mancer_."

b) "And you're going to live forever, I suppose, hm?"

c) <write your own>

-- 
zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu                          I'm an anarchist, and I vote.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: How to stop a dog from eating its own stool?
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 22:53:50 GMT

in rec.pets, njl@drutx.ATT.COM (LaRocheNJ) writes:
)
)Many dogs eat their own stools, seeming to consider them tasty snacks.

POT. KETTLE. BLACK.


carasso,
From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: YOU POISONOUS LITTLE ICE DWARFS, YOU!
Date: 20 Dec 92 07:00:28 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


 In article <BzDFt1.FDq@inews.Intel.COM>, dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy
) writes:
>
>>: Farewell and: don't freeze to fast!
>
>       Gee, I thought that would have been "don't EAT to fast!"
>
>
>--
>D. J. McCarthy (dmccart@gomez.intel.com)
>OSWALD - I didn't come here to shoot the President!
>BOOTH  - He didn't come here to get shot...
>                                         --from "Assassins" by Stephen Sondheim
>
-- 
my name is mike and i'm a .sig-a-holic, i have been virtually .sig free for
ten days now, my life is so much clearer, i pledge to do my best to never
have a long .sig again.  i don't need one because i'm good enough, i'm smart
enough and god darnit, people like me.  ob info: mlsa@lehigh.edu, mike
sherman phone# 758-0207 disclaimer, we don't neeeed no steeenking disclaimer.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: Hmmm....
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 22:25:35 GMT

[*] Sayushka Ivanov (mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu) wrote:
: People who have had sex with me never forget me because I am the only
: person any of them know who hits them over the head with a heavy
: dictionary before, during, and after.

I have just three questions I would like to ask you:
 1) Which dictionary do you use?  The OED would seem most in character,
    but rather cumbersome.
 2) Do you also correct the grammar of their murmured endearments?
 3) While we're on the subject, what does "Ungoliath" mean anyway?  

  -- Clifton

--
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Clifton Royston, Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I was once in love with a beautiful ice cream cone...
Date: 19 Dec 1992 07:21:53 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1guibkINNg8j@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>In article <8979@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
>
>ramrod.

in the interest of clarity, i would like to point out that
i intend this to become the next california synonym for the
positive superlative.

c
like, ramrod, dude
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ssc
Date: 15 Dec 92 23:24:21 GMT
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less

kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
# I often judge people by their answer to the following question:
# 
#                      Are you beat, man?

You bet your sweet ass I am.  Where's my drink?

Ooops.  Wrong ritual.  (Don't you hate when you do that?)


-- 
+---------------------------+  ``I guess the government that robs its
| J H Woodyatt              |  own people earns the future it is
| bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com |  preparing for itself.''
+---------------------------+                             -- Mark Twain
From: graeme@fulcrum.co.uk (Graeme Hodgson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I would like to formally euologize
Summary: Fuck off
Date: 18 Dec 92 15:10:13 GMT
Organization: Fulcrum Communications

In article <1992Dec15.205714.19175@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>WELL GOLLY GEE. WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL HIM ON THE PHONE AND ARRANGE TO
>SCREW EACH OTHERS BRAINS OUT.
>
>you guys are such pathetic whining fucks. if you could put your
>suffocating head out of your rectum for about ten minutes you might be
>able to make a decent post. just try it. try to write a lovely little
>story that makes me forget i've got four years of grad school left.
>--
>			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
>			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1

Well, well Finerty aren't we the eloquent one.

Enjoy that?  Exhausted?  Well just remember to use a Kleenex on the
terminal when you've finished.  There's a good boy.


--
Hodj
Email to graeme@fulcrum.co.uk     |        <witty quote pending>
 - whenever the mood takes you.   |
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hmmm....
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 19:03:05 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <MJD.92Dec13033409@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
  <1gis43INN86n@milk.Warren.MENTORG.COM> <1gl5nbINNgr3@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>

: Hmmm, my ENGLISH-GERMAN, GERMAN-ENGLISH dictionary has no translation
: for gullible.

And, _Nota Bene_, that Zulu possesses no word for MOSFET.
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| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like The Ituri Forest With That?     |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short Shameful Confession
Date: 14 Dec 92 14:18:50 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.


Whenever the dentist approaches me with that tooth prodding tool i have the
urge to shout 

"Your weapons cannot harm me, my wings are like a sheild of steel !"

But I've always been too scared to do so. I usually get my revenge by dribbling
the mouth wash onto his leg when he is'nt lookin.
-- 
    |      Andy  Cannon      | From a Vision of Reality,        |
    | Misplaced Yorkshireman | Comes my Nemesis of Faith.       |
    |   Spider Systems Ltd   | But is Everything so Different ? |
    |  andrewc@spider.co.uk  | And Still the Moon......         |
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Satan Claus
Date: 16 Dec 92 19:37:08 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

This was originally my followup to a post in our local.unorthodox about Santa
Claus really being a vampire and in league with the devil and so forth.  The
context isn't really important, though...

I hear Santa's skipping chimneys this year for fear of getting stuck in a
furnace.  Instead he's just gonna break a few windows and throw in some
presents, mostly heavy ones with big teeth and claws.  Prepare yourself, you
might yet survive the holiday siege!

					--Joachim  
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: k206027@smog.DKRZ-Hamburg.DE (Bakayaroo Banzai)
Subject: Re: __ is the __ of the '90s
Organization: Live From Abu's Kwiky-Mart!
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 09:28:45 GMT

In article <Bz2HLq.3Br@nic.umass.edu> zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert) writes:
> 
> 
>It is my friend Baykayroaroarodieeroddoo!  He responded to my Joyful Post!!
> 
> 
Yeah, its awfully boring here in Germany...beating the shit out of
Turks, setting fire to refugee shelters, inserting bratwurst into
inappropriate bodily orifices...etc...Might as well use a different
sort of weenie for a change.

>See?  It is catching!  The Virus has been transmitted, and You are
>infected!  You will become a perfect Clone, as the RNA replicator
>replace your DNA!!
>
I am already a perfect clone of Paul Williams. Will your RNA be 
strong enough to survive when confronted with the genetic
superiority of White Midget Songwriters?..Now desist or I shall
be forced to infect you with retro-viruses which will force 
your feeble synapses to replay the words and music to "Close
To You" until you collapse in a quivering heap of neural-jelly!

> 
>>No matter what you say I still will *always* consider Canada to be
>>part of MY UNITED STATES.
> 
>Ha ha!  Jolly stupid!
> 
>You see, Canada is a different Country than the United States!  If you
>don't think so, you are Stupid, because it is an Obvious Fact.
> 
You are deceived...
Canada was conquered long ago, along with the rest of the Unfree World.
The occasional pocket of toque-wearing freedom-fighters nonwithstanding.
We now rule with the iron rod of Consumer Correctness. For security 
reasons we still allow the inhabitants of the Great White North to 
wallow in an illusion of freedom. Pizza Hut ueber Alles!!

Tips for Next Time:

Please wait 5 hours after drinking Moosehead before posting.
Please wait 2 hours after giving Moose head before posting.

Bakayaroo Banzai
Just like Me, They Long to Be...Close to You...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!