HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: amz@iguana.cis.ohio-state.edu (Arnold M Zwicky)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Phyllis Schaffly's son John . . . COMES OUT NATIONALLY!
Summary: PRAIRIE DOG BAT MASTERSON (part I)
Date: 29 Sep 92 21:31:08 GMT
Followup-To: sci.bio.melanogaster
Organization: earnestly practicing faggots

[this piece of the recipe never appeared on my machine, nor did i keep a
copy of it.  but for those of you who wondered how the recipe was connected
to its title, here's the background material, without comment this time.
it would be a great shame to mess with prose like this.]

     Bat Masterson was one of the early law officers at Dodge City, Kansas
and a great friend of Wyatt Earp's.  Bat was an excellent gunfighter.  He
was a short, stubby man with a friendly homespun appearance that made him
look like anything but a gunfighter.  In later years be became a New York
sports writer.  He was not a heavy drinker.  He preferred lemon pop to
alcoholic drinks and drank large quantities of it.  His favorite foods
were cold tongue sandwiches and wiener sandwiches.  Bat created a wiener
sandwich which became well known throughout the Old West and was justly
thought of as a great delicacy.  Everyone called it a Prairie Dog.  It is
one of the greatest wiener recipes ever made and will be remembered long
after Bat's gun deeds are forgotten.  Here s the original recipe.

[paste part II in here...]
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: brent@syacus.acus.oz.au (Brent Davies)
Subject: Re: This Ya Gotta See
Organization: Australian Centre for Unisys Software, Melbourne
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 03:11:19 GMT

anderson@macc.wisc.edu (Jess Anderson) writes:

>Just got this from Adolf Pinkelmann:

>"Sometimes you make me wonder if some gays don't really
> deserve some bashing, so they would learn how to show some
> respect for those who have never been unrespectful to them."

>Anyone surprised?

No. Took me aback a bit, but. I'm used to curling the lip and rolling the eyes
at him. I'm not, however, used to the wave of nausea that just hit me.

--Brent
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: shore@dinah.tc.cornell.edu (Melinda Shore)
Subject: Re: No on 9
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 03:57:32 GMT

In article <1992Sep27.151658.11858@nmt.edu> jefu@akbar.nmt.edu (Jeff Putnam) writes:
>In some cases this is not terribly useful as the posters
>are crossposting inadvertently (perhaps following up),
>or the sysadmins dont bother doing anything.  I think though
>that if we were to act more in concert (hmm, all 80K soc.motss
>readers sending mail to sysadmins - the mind boggles) that
>perhaps even the stubbornest obnoxoids might eventually
>learn something.

I've been known to mail off a copy of Emily Postnews (full
nroff source, of course), being the helpful soul that I
am.  I'm not sure it helps much (I'm not sure it could,
being hopelessly out of date), but I hope that it gets the
point across.
--
       Melinda Shore - Cornell Theory Center - shore@tc.cornell.edu
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: jfh@netcom.com (Jack Hamilton)
Subject: Re: demuffining
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 04:10:21 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.235339.17629@cis.ohio-state.edu> 
amz@iguana.cis.ohio-state.edu (Arnold M Zwicky) writes:
>
>awww, these clueless boys, unsure of themselves and intolerant of
>others, they crop up here again and again, making painful nuisances
>of themselves.  i say: make 'em shape up, or hound 'em out!  No...More...
>Whining!
>
>  butch mcpod


More from Brillat-Savarin about live food:
   
   Raw flesh has but one inconvenience: its viscous nature makes it stick
   to the teeth.  Aside from this, it is not at all disagreeable to eat.
   It digests easily, seasoned with a little salt, and must be more
   nourishing thus than in any other form.
   
   "MEIN GOD", a captain from a Croat regiment whom I had invited to dinner
   with me said in 1815, "all this fuss isn't necessary for a good meal!
   When we are in the field and are hungry we kill the first beast we come
   upon; we cut ourselves a good meaty slice of it, sprinkle it with some
   of the salt which we always carry with us in our sabre-tasche, put it
   between our saddle and the back of the horse, and give it a good gallop.
   Then (and here he growled like a creature tearing meat apart with his
   teeth) gnian, gnian, gnian, we feast as well as any prince.
   
   When sportsmen in the Dauphine hunt in September, they too are armed
   with salt and with pepper.  If one of them happens to bag a plump,
   perfect figpecker he plucks it, seasons it, carries it for a time in the
   crown of his hat, and eats it.  Such gourmands insist that this is much
   more delicious than the bird when roasted.
   
MF explains that "the saber-tasche or saber pouch is a kind of bag
protected by a shield, which hangs from the shoulder strap where the
light troops wear their sabers; it plays an important role in the tales
which the soldiers tell among themselves."  I suppose that these days
they would use them to carry condoms.
   
   
-- 

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Jack Hamilton   jfh@netcom.com   P. O. Box 281107   SF, CA   94128-1107
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: thaaang@cwis.unomaha.edu (John Dorrance)
Subject: Re: Them New Faces
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 02:42:49 GMT

jns@elea.umd.edu (J. N. Shaumeyer) writes:

>[
>   Jess Anderson (anderson@macc.wisc.edu):
>    
>   > So I would not like Mr. Thaang to get a, er, swelled head
>   > because of this remark, but I delight in his voice here,
>   > because 9 times out of 10 it makes me feel good to tune in
>   > to him....
>]

>That's *our* BOY!

>--jns  [I'm *so* proud]

Aw, pop...

John  [What? People think soc.motss has been going downhill? *I*
	think it's been *particularly* kick-butt lately...]
--
John Dorrance * Alleged Homosexual/Shameless Hussy * thaaang@cwis.unomaha.edu

			Dark. Handsome. 6 feet tall.
		  31 flavors? I believe he's got 'em all!
From: glp@fig.citib.com (Greg Parkinson)
Subject: Broken Mail
Originator: glp@merlin
Organization: Citibank IBISM
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 14:44:18 GMT


Apparently our mail has been broken for a few
days - if you've been trying to send me something
it should be working now.

-- 
Greg Parkinson                  Phone: 212-657-7814  Fax: 212-825-8607
Citibank,111 Wall Street        E-Mail: glp@fig.citib.com
New York, New York  10043
The opinions expressed are my own and not those of the big 'ol bank.
From: anderson@macc.wisc.edu (Jess Anderson)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: My Very Own Out List
Date: 26 Sep 92 04:40:11 GMT
Organization: Madison Academic Computing Center, UW-Madison


In article <1992Sep26.014648.7384@midway.uchicago.edu>
elle@midway.uchicago.edu writes:

]In article <1992Sep26.002035.1177@ads.com> henry@ADS.COM
(Henry Mensch) writes:

]>timbomb@cs.uq.oz.au wrote: 
]>->Agnes Moorehead			actor (notably, in Bewitched)

]>arguably, an actress ...

]A word which is, like authoress and aviatrix, falling into
]disuse.  (In my circles, at any rate, and those of magazine
]writers I read.)

Relevant quote:

<> Being called a poetess brings out the terroristress in me.
<> -- Audre Lorde

-- 
Jess Anderson <> Madison Academic Computing Center <> University of Wisconsin
Internet: anderson@macc.wisc.edu <-best, UUCP:{}!uwvax!macc.wisc.edu!anderson
NeXTmail w/attachments: anderson@yak.macc.wisc.edu  Bitnet: anderson@wiscmacc
Room 3130 <> 1210 West Dayton Street / Madison WI 53706 <> Phone 608/262-5888
From: gklein@uoft02.utoledo.edu (Gary Klein, bear at heart)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Address for NO ON NINE in OR & CO
Date: 27 Sep 92 08:38:33 EST
Organization: Carlson Library, Univ of Toledo

     Having been away from my terminal for a couple of days, but desirous of
lending a hand, can anyone locate the mailing addresses for the groups which
are trying to squash the Oregon & Colorado statewide amendments.

     Specifically, I want to write a check to the NO ON NINE campaign, and also
to the comparable group in Colorado.

     REMINDER that if you are donating $50 or more, that you have to inlcude a
statement as to your occupation & employment, as well as your name & address,
to satisfy the campaign financing laws in Oregon.

-- 

                                               "Librarian, Leather bound"
Gary Klein,   Business Librarian,  (Univ of Toledo)           * * * * 
PO Box 12650                  Toledo OH  43606-0250            *   *   
(w): 419-537-2629      fac2813@uoft01                            *   
(h): 419-243-2740      fac2813@uoft01.utoledo.edu         B4 t+ w- g s+ k
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: lschmers@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Lawrence S Schmersal)
Subject: How do you send e-mail to Compuserve mailboxes?
Followup-To: Nichts.
Summary: See above.
Organization: The Ohio Living Room
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 16:36:17 GMT

Hi there.

I'm on Internet and I've got a friend on Compuserve and I wanted if anyone out 
there knew what I had to place on front of the box number to send him some 
mail.  There's no soc.motss relevance, I just thought some kind soul would 
know.

By the way (RE: Measure 9 in OR):

I called the "Register-Your-Opinion" number in Oregon [(503) 373-1270]
yesterday and they took my number but haven't called me back.  Yet.  Also I've
given the above number (and the 1-800-547-7842 Oregon Tourism Div) to bunches
and bunches of friends here and they're telling two friends, and so on and so
on and so on.  If anyone has an address to further strike fear into the Tourism
Division's heart please post it and I'll pass it on and around.



                              Thanks,


                                        Steve
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: balistik@big-brother.nevada.edu (Shawn Hicks)
Subject: Re: Ry Schwark Bytes!
Organization: Not yet, but we're working on it...
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 16:00:39 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.125609.10254@cbnewsl.cb.att.com>, ry@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (ryerson.schwark) writes:
>In article <1992Sep28.201357.14868@spdcc.com> dyer@spdcc.com (Steve Dyer) writes:

>>I certainly don't blame Ry for this.  On the other hand, the Schwark/Reilly
>>(Schweilly?) USL/Microsoft liason may be the computer industry's equivalent
>>of the romance of those Clinton/Bush het droids.
>
>I sort of thought of it as sleeping with the enemy :-)

Gosh, if only *my* enemies were that cute, and the way he forms
his vowels.... sigh. :9



Shawn
From: rdonahue@spdcc.com (Bob Donahue)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: What, no comments on Murphy?
Keywords: dick, lick, slick, trick, prick, HotBear
Date: 26 Sep 92 02:11:21 GMT
Organization: insert anything here

In article <15704@umd5.umd.edu> jns@elea.umd.edu (J. N. Shaumeyer) writes:
>Bob Donahue (rdonahue@spdcc.com), not in
>full posession of his faculties, wrote:

	Who says I want to PoSses a faculty position?  :-)  Not sure yet.
I like teaching but only when the class wants to be there...  which for
too large a percentage is never the case...

>> 	I beg to differ:  I'd cut off my arm to lick the precum
>> off of Carl the cameraman's dick...

>This I can believe.

>> 	Well, I *would*... OK not my arm... um.... OK
>> 	I'd shave my BEARD to lick the precum off of
>> Carl the cameraman's dick...

>*This*, however, stretches the bounds of verisimilitude.

	Why?  I can always grow another one... and when people shriek
and groan etc, I can always tell them what it was like, and then they'll
wish THEY had done it instead... :-)

	(Sigh.... fantasies are a bitch.)

BBC

P.S.  I first typed bitch as "birch" thus adding another exmaple to the list.
From: jns@elea.umd.edu (J. N. Shaumeyer)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: TERMS OF ENDEARMENT
Date: 28 Sep 92 04:50:01 GMT
Organization: Militant Homosexual Lobby, Gay Lifestyles, Inc.


Tim Pierce (twpierce@unix.amherst.edu) recalls:
 
> Apropos of something I've forgotten, I really loved 
> the T-shirts at Boston Pride this summer....

Apropos of something *I've* forgotten....

--jns
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: coren@osf.org (Robert Coren)
Subject: Re: usenet.age
Organization: Open Software Foundation
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 15:33:03 GMT

In article <43222@ogicse.ogi.edu>, markm@ogicse.ogi.edu (Mark Morrissey) writes:
> I even have a picture of young Nelson
> on a hiking trip from some time ago... it isn't
> nearly so nice as... the rather
> naughty picture I have of him from the con.

What? Why has nobody told me about this? Prints, please. I'll do
anything (within reason).
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: jfh@netcom.com (Jack Hamilton)
Subject: Re: Countervailing Duty Actions
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 04:11:34 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.165533.24332@hemlock.cray.com> steven@cray.com (Steven Levine) writes:
>Today's New York Times includes a piece on the Op-Ed page by Mickey
>Kantor, the chairman of the Clinton-Gore campaign.  It is
>a (somewhat repetitive) list of the number of taxes and fees
>raised by George Bush in the past three and a half years.
>Buried in the small print of the list is the following:
>
>   Countervailing Duty Actions
>   ___________________________
>   122.  Tariff on butt-weld pipe fittings from Thailand.

To go with those Chrome-plated Cock Covers I've seen in Cliff's Hardware on
Castro Street, no doubt. 

-- 

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Jack Hamilton   jfh@netcom.com   P. O. Box 281107   SF, CA   94128-1107
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: elle@kimbark.uchicago.edu (Ellen Keyne Seebacher)
Subject: Re: TERMS OF ENDEARMENT
Reply-To: elle@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 06:07:11 GMT

mhr@hpuerca.atl.hp.com (Mike Reaser) and several others comment on:
>I don't know about the rest of you, but to our friends my lover and I
>have one name:  "BobbyandMike".  No pauses between (what were formerly)
>separate words, no distinction for who might be Bobby or who could be
>Mike -- just the single word "BobbyandMike".

I think we've got you beat.  We have inspired our very own verb, in
wide use among friends and acquaintances in our neighborhood:

	Cliffnellening.

I'll leave the definition as an exercise for those who've met us.  :)

--                    __
Ellen Keyne Seebacher \/             elle@midway.uchicago.edu
 "Practice a thousand times, and it becomes difficult; a thousand thousand, and
  it becomes easy; a thousand thousand times a thousand thousand, and it is no
  longer you that does it, but It that does itself through you." --A. Crowley
From: jns@elea.umd.edu (J. N. Shaumeyer)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: enough already.
Date: 2 Oct 92 08:23:38 GMT
Organization: Militant Homosexual Lobby, Gay Lifestyles, Inc.

Colburn Eigen (cbe@unlinfo.unl.edu) was:
 
> ... (listening to Barenboim's rather sluggish Giovanni)

Shirley you meant Mozart's 
rather sluggish Giovanni?

--jns  [Okay, Donizetti, if you *insist*, although
        Karl Ditters von Dittersdorf has a much
        nicer name.]
From: mara@panix.com (Mara Chibnik)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Surnames (was: TERMS OF ENDEARMENT)
Date: 29 Sep 92 19:23:40 GMT
Organization: (getting there)


glp@fig.citib.com (Greg Parkinson) asked:
   >|>So what could we do with "Parkinson" and "Ouzts" 
wood@siemens.com. (Jim Wood) offers:
  >|Parkinoots? :-)
Melinda finishes:
 >"Poots," obviously.

It's spelled "Parkinoots."
It's pronounced "Poots."


-- 

  Mara Chibnik
  mara@panix.com                Life is too important to be taken seriously.
From: Furr@cup.portal.com (George Dalton Madison)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Ah, Fashion.
Date: Thu,  1 Oct 92 19:55:26 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <1992Oct1.180242.8491@nevada.edu>

Shawn Hicks writes:
>So, as his loyal, admiring roomate, I had no choice
                                     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>but to shave that back on a regular basis.  Now tell me,

Bullshit.

>>why is it I love hairy men, but got such a rise out of
>shaving one down?

You need therapy.

>If you want *my* chest shaved, you'll have to do it yourself.

Anyone who tried this on me would have to learn to enjoy
life as a castrato.
 
() I will give up my beard when they shave it from my cold,
() dead face!
()      -- Peter Thomas (From the "Razor's Anonymous" Handbook)
-----
[> George D. Madison | NBCS: B8f+t+w-e+s+k+a!cv | Just say NO to razors! <]
[> It's a BEAR thing -- you wouldn't understand. <|> furr@cup.portal.com <]
From: terryh@ukcsd.uk.sun.com (Terry Heatlie - Sun U.K.)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: CABAL stuff
Date: 5 Oct 1992 15:16:30 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems Federal, Milpitas, CA.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: terry.heatlie@uk.sun.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: virgil.uk.sun.com

In article <1amhhuINNkgl@mizar.usc.edu>, adolphso@mizar.usc.edu (adolphson) writes:
|> In article <67097@cup.portal.com> 
|> Furr@cup.portal.com (George Dalton Madison) self-justifies:
|> > For the record, I'm a Lacto-Ovo-Vegetarian [or as a friend of mine
|> > puts it, I "don't eat Dead Animal Body"].  Any kind of sauce with
|> > meat in it is *RIGHT* out  [...]
|> 
|> Yes, that's right folks, pen those cows up into those tiny-teeny
|> little pens and feed 'em that synthetic hay, and hook those cups
|> up to their udders and milk 'em and milk 'em and milk 'em until
|> they're dead, but don't you *dare* think about eating them.
|> 

No, don't.  Be a vegan.

|> Yes, indeed, I just *love* those vegetarians with a conscience.
|> 

Come up and see me sometime :-)

|> Arne
|> 


Regards,
Terry Heatlie.

Disclaimer:  all my own work (except this disclaimer, which I nicked).
*** Nobody knows I'm an anarcho-pacifist vegan bisexual ***
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: michael@resonex.com (Michael Bryan)
Subject: Re: Terre Haute (Was Re: Faggots)
Organization: Resonex Inc., Sunnyvale CA
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 16:15:17 GMT

In article <1acr09INNr96@fido.asd.sgi.com> kenj@kambo.wpd.sgi.com (Ken ``Blackfur'' Jones) writes:
>hopsonth@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu (Thomas H. Hopson) writes:
>>As it turns out, Mike [Bryan] was me (in a work sense) about 8 years ago,
>
>So that means in 8 years you'll be another Mike Bryan?  I'm sorry, but
>that's just too much to take.

Agreed.  Two of me would be *far* too much enjoyment and pleasure for
you to handle...

;-)

-- 
Michael Bryan  michael@resonex.com  "Milk and Cheese in '92!"  |     ,_,
"Lovers are like... dentures.  You don't want them in your     |    /oo \
mouth all night, but you sure as hell want them within arm's   |    <>__|
reach in the morning!"  --- Miss Almira Gulch                  |    |  U|
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: kls4344@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Person in flux)
Subject: Re: My Very Own Out List
Reply-To: kls4344@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 18:38:23 GMT

In article <10417@uqcspe.cs.uq.oz.au>, timbomb@cs.uq.oz.au (Tim Mansfield) 
writes list of queer men and women (deleted):

I recommend that you read _The Gay Book of Days_, by Martin Greif, ISBN
0-8184-0384-5, which lists for each day of the year brief bios of at least one
gay person born on that day.  Great stuff!

Katie
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: dlopez@rchland.vnet.ibm.com (David Lopez)
Subject: Re: What, no comments on Murphy?
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 20:38:49 GMT
Reply-To: dlopez@vnet.ibm.com
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM
Organization: IBM Rochester

In article <1992Sep25.174909.16381@spdcc.com>, rdonahue@spdcc.com (Bob Donahue) writes:
|> dlopez@vnet.ibm.com writes:
|> >rdonahue@spdcc.com (Bob Donahue) writes:
|> 
|> >  Over my dead body!  I saw him first. :-) 
|> >  I really wish he got more air time, he is the only
|> >  reason why I watch the show.
|> 
|> 	HA!  We *might* let you take the photographs...
|> 
|> 	And I'm generous for sloppy seconds...
|> 
|> 	And, if Wilford Brimley wagged his dick at me,
|> I would be distracted away from Ritch, (Oy, I'm *so* fickle!)
|> but I don't want to have him returned as damaged goods.... hear me?  
|> 
|> 	On the less frivolous side... I almost sent this guy a
|> mash note...  I figured that being a semi-character he probably
|> doesn't get that much fan mail and I'm *sure* he remember it...
|> 
|> 	BUt... would he respond?  We can't *all* be as lucky as
|> certain .motss luminaria in this regard...  (wink)
|> 
|> BBC, still swooning and
|> contemplating the 3-way
|> from paradise... but
|> having cerebral short-circuits
|> trying to figure out the geometry
|> (I still haven't mastered time-dependent geometry
|> like figuring out that it's OK to start out in 
|> one position and then have them switch places.... :-)


Now your talking, and the 4-way from paradise would be me, Wilford Brimley,
Carl the cameraman and Bob Hoskins ... no Brain Blessed ... Ohh I can't
make up my mind. Ok, make that a 5-way. :-) 

-- DML (drooling at the moment)
From: dyer@spdcc.com (Steve Dyer)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: TERMS OF ENDEARMENT
Date: 28 Sep 92 15:15:10 GMT
Organization: S.P. Dyer Computer Consulting, Cambridge MA

In article <1992Sep24.145319.15199@fig.citib.com> glp@fig.citib.com (Greg Parkinson) writes:
>Nope.  I guess I'll regret this too (it's not really
>70,000 people, is it?) but he calls me "Pookie Bear" 
>or "Pook" for short.

My aunt (my mother's sister), and no one else, used to call me "Pookie".
I never figured out why,

-- 
Steve Dyer
dyer@ursa-major.spdcc.com aka {ima,harvard,rayssd,linus,m2c}!spdcc!dyer