HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jlpicard@austin.ibm.com (Craig Becker)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Cannibaderm, anyone?
Date: 19 Aug 92 18:54:34 GMT
Reply-To: craigb@ot.austin.ibm.com
Organization: IBM Object Technology Products
Originator: jlpicard@woofer.austin.ibm.com


berger@atropa (Mike Berger) writes:
> amconn01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu writes:
> >A friend of mine recently returned from Chicago said that she heard that some
> >enterprising pharmacology students at a midwestern university had made,
> >entirely for recreational purposes, transdermal slow-release patches for
> >marijuana (a la Nicoderm). Has anyone else heard about this? Sounds like a UL.
> *----
> Cute, but definitely a UL.  Marijuana has to be heated to activate the
> psychoactive components, and they are not particularly stable at room
> temperature (or higher).  So it isn't very feasible.  Also, the 
> cannabinols and cannabidiols aren't water soluble - how would you
> get them absorbed into the skin?

Well, _marijuana_ may have to be heated, but THC in tablet form has
been available for some years for the treatment of cancer and glaucoma
patients.

Granted that THC isn't water soluble, but THC _is_ soluble in ethyl 
alcohol. Could it be used instead?

However, it probably _is_ an UL, as I am led to believe that extracting
THC from marijuana is a non-trivial process.

(unpaid endorsement: I've been using Nicoderm patches for the past week
and a half to quit a heavy smoking habit of 12 years. They're great! :-)

Craig
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From: sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat)
Subject: Re: UL's in Literature List
Organization: The Island of Misfit Toys
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 22:56:45 GMT

In article <Bszx6A.AsK@world.std.com> lmh@world.std.com (Larry M Headlund) writes:
>
>LITERATURE:
>_The Onion Dome_ by Joesph Wambaugh: 
>	Plot revolves around snuff film.

The comic book "Eightball" by Daniel Clowes (published by Fantagraphics
books) contains a bizarre serial feature called "Like a Velvet Glove 
Cast in Iron," which is the story of a man who goes to see a snuff film
and realizes that its heroine/victim was an old girlfriend of his.  The 
rest of the story is his search for information about the film and its
makers.  


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From: flaps@dgp.toronto.edu (Alan J Rosenthal)
Subject: Re: Cost of phone service (was Re: Modem tax back)
Keywords: long distance telephone service
Date: 15 Aug 92 22:39:10 GMT

daugher@cs.tamu.edu(Walter C. Daugherity) writes:
>In other words, AT&T would have made more money if they  
>had simply shut off the long-distance billing between, say, midnight and 4:00  
>A.M. and let anyone call for free.

I'm pretty sceptical.  If this is true, why didn't they?  I don't think there
would be any complaints from the customers about not being charged for certain
calls.
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From: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Subject: Re: organlegging/stolen organs
Reply-To: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 22:18:23 GMT

In article <Bt8CtM.52K@news.larc.nasa.gov> bogart@sabre.larc.nasa.gov (Ed Bogart) writes:
> Yikes!  Here I posted something about stolen organs yesterday after
>not seeing anything on this thread for months and today I find that
>Scott Cromar posted on the same subject!!!  How's that for 
>synchronisity?
>
>ObUL;  This guy that a friend of mine knows sais that he calculated the 
>probability of things like this, and he sais that is one in a milion.

Isn't Synchronized usenet posting the event to be added at the next
Olympics?

cjl
From: cromar@math.rutgers.edu (Scott Cromar)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Driving tests
Date: 14 Aug 92 16:41:27 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

martin@specialix.co.uk (Martin) writes:

> I was talking to a guy last night who claimed the Mexican driving test 
> consists of reversing a car for a bit.

When I lived in Guatemala, the test consisted of paying the examiner a
bribe.  If you paid, the test was as described above.  If not, they
would find a reason to fail you.

--Scott
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From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Subject: Re: Co-ed Dorms!
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 17:20:49 GMT

In article <1992Aug18.133328.6984@athena.mit.edu> tlouie@athena.mit.edu (Tom Louie) writes:
>
>Heh, more like ObCommonplace.  Most of MIT's dorms are co-ed.
>
>Tom "Ask about our co-ed DINING HALLS!" Louie
>tlouie@athena.mit.edu

There are WOMEN there????????????  :-)


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From: cldavies@nyx.cs.du.edu (cindy davies)
Subject: Re: Political ULs(Seeing Dan)
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 92 14:03:09 GMT

In article <1992Aug14.171851.13559@bnlux1.bnl.gov> schroede@bnlux1.bnl.gov (gary l. schroeder) writes:
>
>convincing.   Has anyone on the net actually _seen_ Dan Quayle with
>their own eyes?  I always thought he was invented to give the late night
>comedians good monologue material.
>
During the '88 campaign he/it came to our campus (South Dakota School of Mines
and Technology)  He was either a lifelike droid, or (and this is my theory)
a semi-deprogramed hari krishna.  Someone (Dad?) had put him in a suit and
spifed him up a bit, but he still didn't make much sense.  He spoke for
about 35 minutes without mentioning education (or anything else that
would prove he knew where he was or why he was there)  heck he didn't even
mention Mt. Rushmore.

One of my co-workers, got her very own secret service agent at the speach...
she was standing there muttering about morons and the deficit.

Anne always was ahead of her time. 
 
All of sudden she had a shadow.  (I told her later, that she 
should have started digging in her purse, we could have have had some real
fun.) 

So the entity called Dan Quayle exists.  I have no scientific proof of his/its
composition.                                             




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From: woodcock@crchh427.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Gregg Woodcock)
Subject: Kibo sighting in alt.sex.stories
Reply-To: woodcock@sdf.lonestar.org
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, Richardson, Tx
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 16:48:34 GMT

Look under the title "Story about Kibo"
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From: seanna@bnr.ca (Seanna Watson)
Subject: Re: Co-ed Dorms!
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 00:35:06 GMT

In article <1992Aug18.185539.14055@acuson.com> lawson@aldia.UUCP (Drew Lawson) writes:
>In article <9208171631.AA06068@crdgw1.ge.com> news_for@ae.ge.com (Paul R. Joslin) writes:
>>
>>ObUL:  At some schools, "co-ed dorm" means that men and women LIVE IN
>>THE SAME BUILDING!
>>
>
>So, what does it mean at the other schools?
>

When I went to MIT, waaaay back in 76-80, I lived in a co-ed dorm.  
(Yes, even then there were women there.  Not many, though.)  In
this dorm, rooms were grouped into "suites" of 5-12 people sharing
a bathroom and kitchen.  Some of these suites, including the one I
lived in, were coed.  Yes, we managed to share the bathroom--most 
suites handled it by putting a sign on the door indicating whether
it was free, or occupied by men or women.  Most of us had had exper-
ience with co-ed bathrooms at home :).


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(seanna@bnr.ca) Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

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No, they're not BNR's, they're mine.           | hairs so well, I bought 
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Xref: sparky alt.folklore.urban:21881 alt.sex:27277
From: llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.sex
Subject: Re: Semen, NOT sailors!
Date: 21 Aug 92 10:05:31 GMT
Followup-To: alt.folklore.urban
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

kasprj@isaac.its.rpi.edu (Jim Kasprzak) writes:

:  Now, if she had some sort of allergic reaction, or if the guys were so
: f*cked-up on some sort of drugs that the whole quart added up to a toxic
: dose of something, that might kill her, but I'm skeptical as to whether 
: either of those conditions could actually happen. 

putting aside for the moment the (really silly) idea of sperm
poisoning, think about the sheer numbers of men required to get a full
quart of semen. cecil adams' _the straight dope_ gives the volume of
the average male ejaculate as about 5 ccs. even if all the guys were
given to premature ejaculation, she'd need several hours and a couple
of hundred men to accumulate that much semen.

just a thought.

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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Subject: Re: Zest (Re: Pure Soap)
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 13:55:30 GMT

In article <1992Aug14.195214.18790@bnlux1.bnl.gov> schroede@bnlux1.bnl.gov (gary l. schroeder) writes:
>In article <1992Aug11.072327.12443@wixer.cactus.org> guppy@wixer.cactus.org (Jennifer Mery) writes:
>>
>>Is Zest lower in calories than Lifebouy?
>
>No, but it sure tastes like it.

Well, I always fry mine in oil.
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From: bower@pecan.cns.udel.edu (Tyson Bower)
Subject: Re: Semen, NOT sailors!
Keywords: A quart?!
Organization: University of Delaware, Newark
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 01:54:23 GMT

I heard a similar story.  From what I heard, she was performing
fellatio on many men (on a dare or a bet) out in the parking lot
of the Spectrum, just before the Def Leppard concert last Friday.
Apparently, she had finished off 37 men before she said she felt
ill, and left in search of a restroom.  Later, they found her 
dead.  They assumed she died of sperm poisoning.

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From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Subject: Re: Penicillin Priorities
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 18:19:43 GMT

In article <341nbfpc@csv.warwick.ac.uk> csuah@warwick.ac.uk (~WISP at CU~) writes:
>In article <10148@baird.cs.strath.ac.uk> imcc@cs.strath.ac.uk (Iain McCord) writes:

>>that a wounded man is more dammaging to enemy morale, nad resources, than a
>>dead one.
>
>Absolutely. There was an RAF fighter pilot in the Battle of Britain (name
>forgotten, I'm afraid) who's plan was to shoot the Lufwaffe bombers full of
>holes (through the fuselage), rather than shoot them down. He figured the
>sight of all those dead and wounded crewmen when the bombers got back would be
>far more damaging than the simple loss of the bomber & crew...

There's the story about Philip III (?  the last king before the Romans
came in, at any rate) of Macedon: to rally his army before a battle
against the Romans, he had them file before the bodies of their
compatriots, soldiers from advanced parties, persumably to get their
blood hot with thoughts of revenge.  The plan backfired.  The
Macedonians had been used to the wounds caused by their long spears,
tiny punctures more or less.  The Romans used short, stabbing/slashing
swords, and the bodies had been hacked to pieces.


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From: cldavies@nyx.cs.du.edu (cindy davies)
Subject: Re: Useful quips
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 18:37:06 GMT

In article <1992Aug14.123757.14730@husc3.harvard.edu> joltes@husc8.harvard.edu (Richard Joltes) writes:
>Dick "former Pinto owner (kaboom!)" Joltes		joltes@husc.harvard.edu

              ^^^^^ Please install new transmission often.
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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: schroede@bnlux1.bnl.gov (gary l. schroeder)
Subject: Re: Tom Lehrer (was Re: Mnemonics)
Organization: Brookhaven National Laboratory, Upton, NY 11973
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 19:44:02 GMT

In article <RGM.92Aug15204606@cory.Berkeley.EDU> rgm@cory.Berkeley.EDU (Rob Menke) writes:
>In article <1992Aug12.231137.3679@zip.eecs.umich.edu>
>stame@emunix.emich.edu (Stewart Tame) writes:
>
>   From what I hear, he gave up performing because he wanted to remain an
>   amusing performer rather than an angry one...
>
>Two other reasons I've heard:
>
>   Duress from the family of Dr. Werner von Braun.


"Nazi, schmatzi, says Werner von Braun!"

			-T. Lehrer


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From: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Subject: Re: Political ULs
Reply-To: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 08:00:02 GMT

In article <1992Aug15.135353.23142@midway.uchicago.edu> thf2@midway.uchicago.edu writes:

>>convincing.   Has anyone on the net actually _seen_ Dan Quayle with
>>their own eyes?  I always thought he was invented to give the late night
>>comedians good monologue material.

Why would anyone donate their eyes to Dan Quayle?  How would they then see
Quayle after their optical excisement?  (If they are organ donors, then why
are they expected to be able to still do things live people do?)

cjl (beat snopes to this)
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Political ULs
Date: 18 Aug 92 04:42:33 GMT
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University

In article <1992Aug18.042127.15123@PA.dec.com> snopes%club33@stlth.enet.dec.com (snopes) writes:
>
>In article <1992Aug15.135353.23142@midway.uchicago.edu>, 
>  thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank) writes...
>
>>I have a friend who used to be on Dan Quayle's staff
>
> What happened?  Did he finally get his GED?

If he did, he was probably fired for being a better speller than
his boss.  We can't have subordinates who are better, right?  That's
why Bush choose Quayle.




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From: jfreter@triton.unm.edu (The Myth)
Subject: Viruses: was(Re: aids started by cia?)
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 00:20:52 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque
Distribution: world,local

In article <951@cybaswan.UUCP> eeopensh@cybaswan.UUCP (j p openshaw) writes:
>accidental by-product of cancer research. He said that there were some
>scientists that knew this, and a cure for AIDS wouldnt become available
>until they were included in the research. Haven't heard anything about
>it recently though, perhaps he was bored and wanted to get on the News.
>
This brings up a question that I've never found an answer to:
Has a virial infection ever been *CURED*?  We have immunization programs
for several different viriuses, but I don't think that there is an antibiotic
that kills off the viriuses.  Are there any people out there that know about
medicine who read this group?

Jerry



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From: pooder@rchland.vnet.ibm.com (Don Fearn)
Subject: KFC
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 15:34:27 GMT
Reply-To: Pooder@vnet.ibm.com, but I can't receive e-mail, so forget it. 
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM
Organization: IBM Rochester

Somewhere (FOAF maybe??) I heard that Harlan Sanders, upon sampling a
drumstick of the then new "extra crispy" KFC said, "Like a grease-ball
on a stick."  I'm sure KFC would hate something like this to get out, 
but is there any truth to it?

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From: tjw@vms.cis.pitt.edu (TJ Wood)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Faces of death
Date: 14 Aug 92 04:03:31 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

In article <1992Aug13.232829.157@henson.cc.wwu.edu>, n9020351@henson.cc.wwu.edu (James Douglas Del-Vecchio) writes:

> I would imagine him to still look like the same old Bud, with a head, 
> but with powder burns on it and a roughly pencil-diameter entry hole 
> and maybe a thumb diameter exit hole both added to his orfice collection.

Actually, when Bud killed himself, it looked nothing like one would expect.
He pulled the trigger and down he went.  End of story.  You've seen more
violent deaths in the movies.

It was sad, though that Bud decided to kill himself.  Not worth it!  Too
bad he can't reconsider.

Terry
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From: frey@alfheim.actrix.gen.nz (Bruce Clement)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Faces of death
Date: 12 Aug 92 08:52:26 GMT
Organization: Private System

mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu writes in article <mcirvin.713486948@husc8>:
 
> One way of possibly resolving the Great Eternal Snuff Film Debate
> is to state in the FAQ that there is no snuff *industry*.  That's
> what the UL on the subject generally talks about, anyway. 

Ah, but there is a snuff *industry*, it's called christianity.

Apparently this guy called God arranged to have his son whipped
and killed so he could write a snuff book. After 1600 years, this book
is still in print.

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From: amconn01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
Subject: Cannibaderm, anyone?
Organization: University of Louisville
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 11:30:04 GMT


A friend of mine recently returned from Chicago said that she heard that some
enterprising pharmacology students at a midwestern university had made,
entirely for recreational purposes, transdermal slow-release patches for
marijuana (a la Nicoderm). Has anyone else heard about this? Sounds like a UL.

Connor/Castigat ridendo mores

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From: mgfrank@avernus.com (Marc G. Frank)
Subject: Re: apples to teachers - idea why
Organization: Maryland Appreciation Society
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 18:10:12 GMT

In article <992Aug9.005056.274@bcrka45.bnr.ca> seanna@bnr.ca (Seanna Watson) writes:
>Kids give apples to teachers because they start school in the fall
>when apples are abundant.  They give flowers to teachers in the 
>spring.

Or perhaps the whole thing is just an urban legend.  Does anyone out
there *actually know* (or even have a FOAF) of a student who gave an
apple to a teacher or a teacher receiving an apple from a student?

As far as I can tell, it survives only in the phrase "apple for the
teacher" and, most likely, in various cartoons.

Marc "I've never seen it so it mustn't be true" Frank


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From: thf2@quads.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Subject: Re: That'd be In the Air, Phil
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 23:53:55 GMT

In article <q60nbcd1@csv.warwick.ac.uk> csuah@warwick.ac.uk (~WISP at CU~) writes:
>In article <1992Aug18.150408.14634@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> kristyp@coos.dartmouth.edu (Kristy Patterson) writes:
>>Standard disclaimer: Apologies if this has been discussed to death.
>>
>I've seen nothing on it before...

Then you should read the FAQ before you start flaming the regulars.
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From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Subject: Re: Abe Lincoln
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 01:07:18 GMT

In article <1992Aug7.181545.870@acuson.com> lawson@aldia.UUCP (Drew Lawson) writes:
>In article <0095EAA4.37B172C0@abby.chem.ucla.edu> larry@abby.chem.ucla.edu writes:
>>Don't worry, all of us see green men and pink elephants from time to
>>time.  

Quick, rush 'em to a hospital before their pores suffocate!

>>Really.  Just take two aspirin and listen to some really
>>long record.  If you could find one with more than one groove on
>>a side that would be best, but I don't know of any myself.  Could
>>some kind netter please help?
>
>Better yet, go to a mental hospital and tell them you see green men.
>Then act normally and see how long it takes to get released.

But don't give them your real social security number.
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Subject: Re: Useful quips
From: joltes@husc8.harvard.edu (Richard Joltes)
Date: 14 Aug 92 12:37:56 EDT
Organization: Harvard University Science Center

stame@emunix.emich.edu (Stewart Tame) writes:

>arielle@taronga.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>
>>How about the ones for FORD?
>>
>>You have the lovely Found On Road Dead and the always amusing
>>Fix Or Repair Daily.
>
>F*cked Over Rebuilt Dodge

Oh, why not...

F*cking Out Right Disaster
First Original Replica (of a) Dinosaur
First On Race Day (not!)

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