HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jpo@pfbs.philips.se (James Poole)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Compliant
Date: 2 Oct 92 12:35:45 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment BCFI AB, Sweden

mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
: >>>All I wanted for Christmas was the red rider 400 air rifle
: >>You'll put you're eye out.
: >A rife? What do you want a rifle for? It might bite you!
: Here! We'll have no rife in here...I just cleaned the floors! ...always
: bringing in things from the dustbin... 
: 
: >MNSuuoi
: Ratboy aka Bishop of Leischter or summat like that...

How about some Mhyrr ?
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I've got an idea!!!
Date: 2 Oct 92 15:34:43 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY



> 
> Welcome. Are you a goer? *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
Am I a goer !!! Now What do you think? I did write to you first, after
all.
> 
> Well...neither does Ratboy...unless you count Rat-tart-boy...
Ratboy must then of course be physically short....
> 
> 
> I prefer a little spam every now and then...come along?
Sure; where are we going, and will we be alone when we get there
?*wink wink* *nudge nudge*
>
> 
> Another lousy American! Ptha! Hold a tick...I'm one too...
Take that and run with it....
>
> 
> She *is* a goer! *grin*
Didn't think I'd disappoint you, did you?
> 
> Eh. That's not too bad...could have been Brigette...or Ms. SCUM
Could've been lots of things, but I'm not. Much.
>
> 
> Can I send cheese?
Only if you hand-deliver it, after slaving for days to make it
yourself. 
> Ratboy aka first lesson of a.f.m-p...you just gotta sign off with something
>   (sort of) witty...
> ...or silly...
> 
> ...or uncommital...
> 
> ...or spam...
> 
> ...or--
> 
>   {thud}
> 
> Well, Ratboy, educate me in the ways of wit  (HA HA HA HA)
All I can say is I'm not a wench.
	And I'm not a lumberjack.
	But I do ...
	And I do...
	oh my....
	Do that again.......
> 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: I'm baaack.
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 11:19:56 GMT

In article <92268.205318MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
<MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
 
>
>I made it back. I have 460 articles to read, and I'll probably end up reading
>every single one of them. And that's just in this group. What fun! I had a
>good time, and am currently sitting over a deep pit in the earth. My physics
>book has a question relating to a pendulum over the pits of hell. A sense of
>humor, yes. have a delightful day.
>
>-- Sal a-a I haven't recieved my license to aka yet. I'm not 25 yet.
Chris aka Great!  I'll put the oven on!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Creosote Explodes (meaning of life?)
From: mech413@csc.canterbury.ac.nz
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 02:25:01 GMT
Organization: University of Canterbury, Christchurch, New Zealand

Greetings,

This post is on behalf of someone without posting rights so please 
forward all replys to:  =>  Gavin Griffith-Jones
                        =>  MECH145@csc.canterbury.ac.nz
===================================================================

I have had an argument ( followed by bet ) as to what the last thing Mr
Creosote ate (meaning of life ?) that caused him to explode.  Was it :\
(A)  A mint?
(B)  (I hope) a wafer?
Thanks in advance,

Gav.
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Anyone ... ?
Date: 2 Oct 92 19:20:31 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

Anyone interested in discussing the struggle of class against class?
Or ... did I dream it?

Anyway, don't forget to read the fine print so you can be sure to
get your free Book-Of-The-Month Club Dung. Act now and get a free
dead indian with the purchase of the Neeto gas cooker.

Am I the only one who dreams of rolling around in a vat of chocolate
pudding, nude with Carol Cleveland?


					Mrs. Load-In-My-Britches
					(having trouble with eggs)
					Not the Minister of Civil Affairs
					Ravenhead, The Runningsores
					London, SW2

P.S. Could we make that low-calorie chocolate pudding?

Agnes? Did you see who just moved in next door?
Yes. Black as the ace of spades they were.
From: jwlr@monet.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Words to "69" song, misc. ramblings.
Date: 5 Oct 92 15:35:36 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

un027054@wvnvms.wvnet.edu writes:

>First of all, right off the bat, isn't Python the tits??  Second, I have a

Monty Python...

		the newsgroup with the biggest tits in the world...

(clown waves)

"Start again..."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: diety!!!!
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 14:19:41 GMT

mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Cadaver) rots:
}>>>>>Pag aka not a dead parrot called Lisa, Erik or anything else for that
}>>>>>        matter..
}>>>>Lisa aka I'm not a parrot..I'm a 'alibit
}>>>>Chris aka You're not fooling anyone, you know.
}>>Ratboy aka But I *am* a newt!
}>Lisa aka welcome back, oh Rat god that you be :)
}Ratboy aka Oh how I love me fans...:)  Missed you the most Lisa...
}WORSHIP ME!!!! (sorry, Jes...no diety infringement intended...)
Jester squig now look.....I copyrighted diety on this newgroup
so you had better pay me for that last quote.
-- 
I am the paper-cut that ruins your morning. . .
I am the ingrown nail on the foot of crime
I am the squashed bug on your flying saucer widshield.
I am the moth that seeks your porch light.
From: jwlr@monet.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hello?????
Date: 5 Oct 92 20:41:22 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet interjects:
>In article <1992Oct5.095553.90271@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au>, che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
>> Hey Ratboy, where are you?

>I'm not Ratboy, but would I do in a bind?  
>-------Gina 

That depends on where you'd like to be bound, I suppose...
James octopud I know 'e's around 'ere somewhere, I almost stepped on 'im.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: doctor8@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Clay Evans)
Subject: masonic, shmasonic
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 18:49:24 GMT

*YES*, well that's the sort of blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've 
come to expect from you non-creative garbage. Sit there on you loathsome, 
spotty behinds squeezing balckheads and not giving a tiker's cuss for the 
strugglin artist, you excrement! YOU WHINING, HYPOCRITICAL TOADIES WITH 
YOUR COLOR TV SETS AND YOU TONY JACKLIN GOLF CLUBS AND YOU BLEEDING 
SECRET MASONIC HANDSHAKES.... YOU WOULDN;T LET *ME* JOI, WOULD YA, YA 
BLACK BALLING BASTARDS! WELLLLLL, I WOULDN'T BECOME A FREEMASON NOW IF 
YOU WENT DOWN ON YOUR LOUSY STINKING HANDS AND KNESS AND *BEGGED* ME!

Sincerely,
Brian Goebbels in Helsinki (Mrs.)
In a white wine sauce with shallots, radishes and garlic.
From: jwlr@monet.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now these massages
Date: 5 Oct 92 15:48:19 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

(Jester) orders 15 communist revolutions:
>(ratboy) writes:
>}>}>}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
>}>}>}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
>}>}>}Right! I'm calling my lawyer! 
>}>}>whats his name??? and does he like men?
>}>}Of course not! He likes goats.
>}>shaved or unshaved????? with or without horns
>}He likes unshaved real raw dead goat...gotta escape prosecution...
>so i noticed.....but i will rat to inspector clitoris.
Oh? has the good constable been promoted?
How could I have missed that?

>}>}>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
>}>}>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
>}>}>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
>}>}>}>this means war....
>}>}>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
>}>}>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
>}>}>waterbaloons..
>}>}Does that include my bazooka too? It looks like a waterbaloon from a distance
>}>well..i guess...but don't point that thing at me.
>}Hey! It has a mind of its own...
>yes..its aimed at my mind..now quit it!!!!!
Quick! get Mr. Neutron!! He'll know what to do!!!

>}>}>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>}>}>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>}>}>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>}>}>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>}>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>}>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>}>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>}>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>}Ratboy aka do I have to?
>Jester squig...err.....no?
E Jams fjord What is the meaning of this?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: LLAP-Goch
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 01:00:11 GMT

>FEAR NO MAN!!!
>
>I'll make you a master of LLAP-Goch ... the secret Welsh art of Self-Defence that requires NO INTELLIGENCE, STRENGTH or PHYSICAL courage!
>
>The fantastic secrets of the SECRET, WORLD FAMOUS method of self-defence, kept
>secret for centuries because of their deadly power to maim, kill, smash
>and batter, fracture, crush, dismember, crack, disembowel, cripple, snap 
>and harm are now revealed to YOU in the English language by a LLAP-Goch master
>at his own risk, provided---

We interrupt this nonsensical tyrrade to inform you that there is absolutely
nothing I wanted to say.  Thank you.

Ratboy aka Wicked Willie with the Life-Sized Winkle 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: St. Jester's Day
Keywords: Jester is my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 04:54:14 GMT

jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (Wet Willie) wankels his rotatry engine:
}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Serjet) walks around and around in very small circles muttering to himself:
}>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (JW) coughs up phlegm:
}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jestie) goes on and on about tea and how they don't make it properly here, do they:
}>}>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (Jamie) enjoys being cut up into little pieces:
}>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) vents his righteous fury:
}>}>}>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Dead Meat!!!!) insults me one last time:
}>}>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (St. Jester) flies off the handle all too easily:
}>}>}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
}>}>}>}>}>Silly person.  There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless you
}>}>}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
}>}>}>}>}I object!  Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
}>}>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
}>}>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
}>}>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
}>}>}>}>on the street......
}>}>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
}>}>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
}>}>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
}>}>}Oh? I thought you already *had* a bad name...
}>}>well bring that little fact into account....
}>}>look....i have had it iwht you..time to 
}>}>call in the heavy artillery.......MOM!!!!
}>}Quit calling me that! I hate being called that!
}>well then don't whip me so hard and force-feed my lima beans.
}Right. From now on I whip you soft and force-feed you llama beans.

no..not llamas...plese help me..thats sheer torture...the pain the agony

}>}>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
}>}>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  I'll post the plans if there is intrest!
}>}>}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
}>}>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
}>}>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
}>}>}Jamus allies Nothing! My posts ar alwus prefect!!
}>}>Editor Jester squig and where did you learn to spell????
}>}James fnork I bin too collej!
}>Editor Jester squig which one?? it desperately needs to be burned down.
}Jamesa <=== Our Lady of St. Looney's on the Creambun and Jam Institute
}	of Institutional Intuitive Tuition.
Jester hedge-clippers some looney uni there......

-- 
I am the chill that runs down your spine.
I am the surprise in your cereal box.
I am the hair on the lens of your projector.
I am the metal key on the sardine can of justice.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: I've got an idea!!!
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 06:25:28 GMT

>ok--so I'm new to the newsgroup. I'll admit it. So I"m ashamed of my
>past non-association with the group: is there a cure ? What is The
>Cure ? Have you seen The Cure (or heard from them lately?)

Welcome. Are you a goer? *wink wink* *nudge nudge*

>My name is Gina--no, it's not short for Regina, or anything else for
>that matter. 

Well...neither does Ratboy...unless you count Rat-tart-boy...

>Favorite cheese: definitely not head cheese, perhaps maybe cheddar.
>Pepper cheese is good too, if you like things with spice. (after all,
>I am a spicy person !!!)

I prefer a little spam every now and then...come along?

>Complete address: what--want my life history too ?
>	1212 East 10th Street
>	Bowling Green, KY 42103
>	United States of America
>	Planet Earth
>	currently attending Western Kentucky University 
>		in Bowling Green, KY 42101
>		United States of America
>			you said complete......

Another lousy American! Ptha! Hold a tick...I'm one too...


>sex: last time I checked I was female, and on occassion "yes" to the
>implied question of whether or not ...

She *is* a goer! *grin*

>least liked name: that would *have* to be Bitch-From-Hell.

Eh. That's not too bad...could have been Brigette...or Ms. SCUM

>birthday: MARCH 19. SEND PRESENTS OR MONEY, PLEASE !!!!!

Can I send cheese?

Ratboy aka first lesson of a.f.m-p...you just gotta sign off with something
  (sort of) witty...
...or silly...

...or uncommital...

...or spam...

...or--

  {thud}
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: parrot sketch
Date: 28 Sep 92 12:26:38 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <1992Sep28.121517.25166@aber.ac.uk> 
	dlc@csthor.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (David Louis Cheseldine) did say :

->

Well that was a lot..............

Pag aka this is an ex-parrot
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: parrot sketch
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 22:28:15 GMT

>>->> Well that was a lot..............
>>->> 
>>->> Pag aka this is an ex-parrot
>>->
>>->Does it talk?
>>->Andrew aka obviously not!
>>Pag aka no but the slug does..
>Gun aka HEY.....This parrot's dead!
Ratboy aka It isn't! It's just stunned. 

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Skrypts
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 07:24:41 GMT


Um... to all those peeps i lied to about the skrypts being posted
soon, i'm just updating my Winter collection, so you'll have to wait
about a week.
Srooy.
Bi.
MNSio
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Subject: Re: and now these massages
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 92 18:16:43 GMT

>>>}>}>}>no, please no....i itch all over right now..please now
>>>}>}>}><we interrupt for these unimportant messages}
>>>}>}>}>jester really liks to itch so please make him suffer in glee.
>>>}>}>}We interrupt   ^^^^
>>>}>}>}this
>>>}>}>}interuption
>>>}>}>}to ask the
>>>}>}>}burning
>>>}>}>}question:
>>>}>}>}Could this be a Froodian slip?
>>>}>}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
>>>}>}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
>>>}>}Right! I'm calling my lawyer!
>>>}>whats his name??? and does he like men?
>>>}Of course not! He likes goats.
>>>shaved or unshaved????? with or without horns
>>Yes.
>How dare you insinuate that a nobel member
>of the profession of Law could ever do such
>a thing.  I THINK IT'S HORRIBLE for you to say
>such a <b-a-a-a>, oh well, excuse me then.
All I could do was bang me little gavel.

>>>}>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
>>>}>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
>>>}>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
>>>}>}>this means war....
>>>}>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
>>>}>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
>>>}>waterbaloons..
>>>}Does that include my bazooka too? It looks like a waterbaloon from a distance.
>>>well..i guess...but don't point that thing at me.
>>>What yer mean like this? (FWOOOSH!) oops. (big
>It's alrigght, yyyou mised me angot my edtor
Poor Jester!!!

>>>}>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>>>}>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>>>}>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>>>}>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>E Jams <=== No. I won't.just say no, I shall be forced to say....
                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
E Jams <=== Orroit! who's bin messin' about wi' my aka???
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: St. Jester's Day
Keywords: Jester is my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 1 Oct 92 19:00:21 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Serjet) walks around and around in very small circles muttering to himself:
>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (JW) coughs up phlegm:
>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jestie) goes on and on about tea and how they don't make it properly here, do they:
>}>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (Jamie) enjoys being cut up into little pieces:
>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) vents his righteous fury:
>}>}>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Dead Meat!!!!) insults me one last time:
>}>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (St. Jester) flies off the handle all too easily:
>}>}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
>}>}>}>}>Silly person.  There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless you
>}>}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
>}>}>}>}I object!  Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
>}>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
>}>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>}>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>}>}>}>on the street......
>}>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>}>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>}>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>}>}Oh? I thought you already *had* a bad name...
>}>well bring that little fact into account....
>}>look....i have had it iwht you..time to 
>}>call in the heavy artillery.......MOM!!!!
>}Quit calling me that! I hate being called that!
>well then don't whip me so hard and force-feed my lima beans.

Right. From now on I whip you soft and force-feed you llama beans.

>}>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>}>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  I'll post the plans if there is intrest!
>}>}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>}>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>}>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>}>}Jamus allies Nothing! My posts ar alwus prefect!!
>}>Editor Jester squig and where did you learn to spell????
>}James fnork I bin too collej!
>Editor Jester squig which one?? it desperately needs to be burned down.
Jamesa <=== Our Lady of St. Looney's on the Creambun and Jam Institute
	of Institutional Intuitive Tuition.
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: blood,devestation,death,war&horror
Date: 27 Sep 92 16:07:43 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <gunnarh.143.717601585@dhhalden.no> 
	gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) did say :

->In article <20SEP92.18332242@vax.clarku.edu> jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
->>From: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu
->>Subject: blood,devestation,death,war&horror
->>Date: 20 Sep 92 18:33:22 GMT
->>
->>                THIS IS MY ONLY LINE.
->>
->>
->>                           /--> lemon curry,
->>                          |---> Fievel (aka)
->                           | 
->                      WHAT ARE THESE THEN??????
->                      EITHER YOU CAN'T COUNT, OR YOU ARE VERY SILLY.
Well which do you think ???
->
->-Gunnar aka There where 3 

Pag aka well I can not count how abouwt u ????
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hello????
Date: 6 Oct 92 23:42:38 GMT
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]


Damn, another dead article.
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: RE:Re:Blood, etc.
Date: 28 Sep 92 21:56:05 GMT
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems


00124961@ysub.ysu.edu () writes:
> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
> > 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
> >.jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
> >.> jsarna@vax.clarku.edu wrote:
> >.>>With regard to Mr. Pagett's query "Ermmmm..... did we not have that one earlier??,"  I should point out that yesterday was my first day on the
> net.
> >.>I am.. therefore not responsible for anything my fellow lunatics have posted before.
> >.>>Thank you.
> >.>>........... sincerely,
> >.>>........... Fievel
> >.>This is, of course, my own misguided creation.  Had I known that my
> >.>earlier message was posted twice, I wouldn't have made such a crass m
> >.>istake.  My apologies to the esteemed Mr. Pagett.
> >.>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
> >.Silly person.  There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless you
> >.count Jester, of course...
> >I object!  Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
> >oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
> No, no, no.  I didn't mean him as an editor per-se!  Only as a watcher and
> overseer of our activities here.  I have no wish to be censored, well,
> unless it's one of those black boxes across the pictures in those mag- never
> mind. . .
> >.Chris aka All well and good. . .
> >Dan aka Lets build him cathedral!  I'll post the plans if there is intrest!
> Chris aka Fountains!  We must have Fountains!!!!!!!!!

....and let's bury the odd dead poet in the corner......
..and then bomb the hell out of it.....just like Coventry......

PKT fnork aka squig
From: A. Hilter (Not the leader of the Nazi party)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Ratboys Nose hairs
Date: 1 Oct 1992 17:12:25 -0500
Organization: North-Minehead Bye-Election Campaign
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In article <1992Oct1.194948.14512@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>> I'd like to ask the panel what changes they would make if they
>>> were Hitler.
>>
>>1: Invade Poland
>>2: Start WWII
>>3: Attack France
>>4: Grow neat little mustache
>>6: Blitz London
>>7: Trim not-so-neat little mustache
>>8: Invade Soviet Onion Area
>>5: Feed Eva
>>9: Steal French Louvre Stuff (not funny)
>>10: Commit Suicide by setting fire to self
>>
>>Love,
>>Ali Spaerk 
>
>11. Commit Simon 
>12. Take lisa home
>13. Move out
>14. Actually post stuff relating to MPFC in a.f.m-p
>15. NOT!
>16. Host Blackmail
>17. Go for Marlene Deitrich!
>18. Kick Stalin's ass
>
>Hate,
>Ratboy

MY GOD MAN!! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! IT'S THE "CRIMSON PERMANENT ASSURANCE!!"

We're all doomed!! 8^0   <- Face of fear and dread.

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