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From: matt@cray.com (Matthew Marchese)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: LOOKING FOR AN INTELLIGENT GIRL
Date: 19 Aug 92 11:14:26 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.

In article <1992Aug18.150609.29286@jarvis.csri.toronto.edu> andrea@dgp.toronto.edu (Andrea Leganchuk) writes:
>joarder.bbs@cybernet.cse.fau.edu writes:
>
>>DARK NIGHT OUTSIDE. CRICKETS SCREECHING. NAMELESS BIRD TWEETS NAMELESS
>>SONG. IN A WORLD TEEMING WITH ORDINARY, INTELLIGENT GIRL YOU STAND
>>APART. YOU ARE NOT IN SUPERFICIAL LOOKS. YOU LOVE NON-VULGUR SOPER
>>JOKES. YOU LOVE SOFT MUSIC, ROMANIC FILMS. YOU DONT PRETEND, YOU 
>>REALLY LAUGH. YOU ABHOR TO BE HURT, YOU KNOW HOW TO LOVE. YOU DONT
>>SCREAM IN THE DEMONSTRATIONS BUT YOU LOVE THIS NATURE AND CARE TO
>>PROTECT IT. YOU ARE HONEST. YOU CARE. YOU ARE INTELLIGENT.
>>I WRITE STORIES, DRAW CARTOONS. I WRITE SONGS THAT SMELLS SO FRESH.
>>I TEACH ROBOTS HOW TO SEE. I LOVE HUMOR I LOVE PEOPLE. I LOVE EMAIL
>>FROM YOU FRIEND. INTELLIGENT GIRL YOU SEND ME MAIL. 
>
YOU HAVE PROVEN QUITE CHARMY, LARGE TAPERED FUN-BOY!!! 
JUST BE YOURSELF BUT DON'T 'BUG' ME!! MY HEART IS FLUFFY FOR I AM
LOVING YOU IN A BASTARDLY SORT OF WAY! THESE ARE
THE FEELINGS...!

>I would like to believe that this was computer generated but in
>case it wasn't .....

It's obviously from a writer of Japanese advertising copy. 
Sounds like it was pasted together from slogans that came off of
Tokyo department store shopping bags!..:) :) :).

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: dlagrand@eng.auburn.edu 
Subject: Rai's gif, where?
Organization: Auburn University, AL
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 16:52:15 GMT

Where can I find the gif of Rai? 

DL
From: dbu011@muvms3.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: VACATION PLANS...
Date: 13 Aug 92 11:35:40 GMT
Organization: Marshall University

Hey all you people on the net.  I'm going on vacation next week and was
wondering if anyone is or going to be in the Myrtle Beach, SC area.

Let me know... 

Suz

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: gayle@disk.uucp (Gayle)
Subject: Re: Rai as Net.Goddess (tm)? How About It?
Organization: Digital Information Systems of KY
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 04:29:24 GMT

lynx@terapin.com (Debbie Caraway) writes:

>Perhaps something more rude, but definitely not goddess.  She's not the kind of
>person I would respect.  After reading some of her posts, I'm beginning to
>think she in part did deserve some of that lewd e-mail.  She seems to cater
>to that.  goddess of the drewling dweebs perhaps.

Ditto!!
I mean, if you advertise enough, you're going to get alllllll types!


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From: ap.1330@cupid.sai.com
Subject: GWPM Near Pittsburgh ISO GWPM for Relationship
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Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 11:57:16 GMT
X-Iso: gm

ME:
Height  6'1"
Weight  176-180 depending on # of workouts that week
Hair    Lt. Brn.
Eyes    Hazel
Hobbies:  Reading, working out, biking, swimming, canoeing, camping,
          hiking, good food, conversation. 

Likes:   Good books, most music, musicals (especially A.L. Webbers').

Dislikes:  Queens, liars, one night stands, insincere people.

I am looking for a sincere, loving, caring MAN to share my life with.  They 
should be professionals, masculine, and real.  Other details are open for
discussion.  

More about me when requested.  I be candid with al responses.

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From: jrd70@ccc.amdahl.com (John R Delgado)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: I'm bored please send me mail!!!
Date: 13 Aug 92 11:13:48 GMT
Reply-To: jrd70@JUTS.ccc.amdahl.com (John R Delgado)
Organization: Amdahl Corporation, Sunnyvale CA


Hi,

I'm so bored I'm watching the paint peel off the walls.  Please send me
something to read!!!!


Thanks,
jrd
From: Victoria.M.Haliburton@dartmouth.edu (Victoria M. Haliburton)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: I'll tell you why there aren't any women here
Date: 20 Aug 92 00:17:51 GMT
 <JBW.92Aug11212557@bigbird.bu.edu> 
 <1992Aug12.134712.2964@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>  
 <1992Aug14.194644.20356@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com>
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

No, puterdude, you may understand computers, but you don't understand
harassers. He doesn't bug me again, unless I get a cdifferent account -
but he finds other women to upset. The point is to get rid of him, not
ply head-in-the-sand.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: kramerbr@ucunix.san.uc.edu (Brian Robert Kramer)
Subject: Re: Rai as Net.Goddess (tm)?  How About It?
Organization: University of Cincinnati
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 16:30:26 GMT

In article <lynx.164k@terapin.com> lynx@terapin.com (Debbie Caraway) writes:

>Well here's one girl leaving this newsgroup when I finish this set of posts.  I

>over 250 e-mail letters behind.  In general I'm kind of bored with the net, at
>least as exemplified by this pathetic newsgroup.  I know, there are worse.  The

>will have access, my interest here is waning and I have lesst time and
>tolerance for this.  I think the slut queen coranation was the last straw

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out!

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger)
Subject: Re: It's me again...
Organization: Your Guess Is As Good As Mine...
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 20:06:42 GMT

In article <56943@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Catherine Manry) writes:
> [line after line of yakety-yak]

*yawn*  is she done yet?

	BS
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rai Has Been Chosen as Net.Goddess!!!  Read On...
From: steiner@jupiter.cse.utoledo.edu (jason "Think!" steiner)
Date: 14 Aug 92 19:44:39 EST

noring@netcom.com (Jon Noring) writes:
> 
> Holy Toledo!  You mean there's more?  But, have they gone through a democratic
> vote, or were they proclaimed by fiat?

beg pardon. there's nothing holy about Toledo.

jason "i'm joking dammit" steiner

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From: ap.317@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Any women in/near Santa Barbara, CA?
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	I would like to correspond with any lady in or near Santa Barbara,
preferably in the age range 30-45, though this is not critical. I work at UCSB
and my main interests are classical music, science, participatory sports and
psychology. More details to come to respondents.

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From: slk3s@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Looking for a place to live in Boston
Date: 13 Aug 92 13:21:53 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

Female graduate student, 23, going to Harvard GSD, is looking for a place to
live in Boston this fall, preferably within walking/biking distance to Harvard. 
Would like to rent or share apartment/house.  Please send responses to this
address or call (801) 750-3748 from 9-5 Mountain time and ask for Elisabeta.

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: dennisp@kpc.com (Dennis Preston)
Subject: Re: Is anyone out there this Sat. afternoon?
Organization: Kubota Pacific Computer Inc, Santa Clara, CA
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 21:13:30 GMT

In article <1992Aug15.124442.356@ab.wvnet.edu> hansen@ab.wvnet.edu writes:
>Anyone out there right now?  I am bored, would love to talk over the
>system...... I'm a swf.
>
>Kel-


SWM and I'm working today too................NUTS. --dennisp@kpc.com

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: bg086@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Brad C. Wallet)
Subject: Re: internet abuse & its affects
Reply-To: bg086@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Brad C. Wallet)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 18:05:20 GMT


In a previous article, puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) says:

> bg086@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Brad C. Wallet) gets huffy (not the bike)..
>
>>Long live freedom of speech.
>
>Yes, Brad. Just remember that it's not a _total_ blanket. Remember what 
>happened when some people claimed that burning the U.S. flag was just
>freedom of speech? 
>
>There are rights, and there is also the abuse of rights.
>

I remember when that happened.  Everyone was like, "This is ridiculous,
the flag cannot be used as a part of speech, and to show i feel this
way, i am going to hang my flag upside down."  Funny part was that they
never realized that they were proving themselves wrong.

Supreme Court ruled that burning the flag can be a form of freedom of
speech.  I hate the burning of the flag, but I am glad they have the
right to do it.

Long live freedom of speech, and G-d bless America.
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.sex
From: noring@netcom.com (Jon Noring)
Subject: Re: From Rai.
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 03:38:00 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:

>Morning Guys,
>
>As Net.goddess (recently elected) I am hereby renouncing my position in favor
>of something less objectionable.  Since this has started have recedved mail
>from congratulations to "a slut like you should be godess of the gutter".


As the originator of the call for her election, I can only say that I am
saddened by her resignation.  However, she knows what's best for her, so
I will accept her resignation (of course, I don't have much authority to
say that, but what the heck, I will).

Please do continue to contribute to the newsgroups.  We enjoy your
contributions.

Jon Noring

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From: ap.2380@cupid.sai.com
Subject:      BiWM looking the same
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Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 00:45:05 GMT
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HI:
     only if you:
(1) are i Tucson, Az.
(2) 25-40 y/o
(3) no fat-fem

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From: pams@triton.unm.edu (Roost)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rai as Net.Goddess (tm)?  How About It?
Date: 14 Aug 92 22:48:20 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <1992Aug13.190136.15093@bnr.ca> ksloan@crchh791.BNR.CA (Kerry Sloan) writes:
>----------------------->  I would like to see that .gif of her if
>someone could e-mail it to me.
>
>Thanks,
>
>Kerry

Me too. . .

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Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.3964@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Straight Female looking for Industrial Companion
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	hello,
	i'm looking for attractive, sensitive men in the
	pittsburgh area who are into raves, industrial
	music, and enjoying every aspect of life.

				-x




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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Subject: The Real Story...Cont'd
Keywords: press "n" now, puterdude
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 12 Aug 92 14:06:39 CDT


> I felt your hands exploring my body...

...my hips, my ass, up to my shoulders and back down again.  I caught
one of your hands and placed it on my breast.  I kept unbuttoning your
shirt, feeling you squeezing that nipple, my knees weakening as each
squeeze sent a shock of pleasure straight to my sex.  Your free hand
went to the zipper on the back of my dress, and I heard its telltale
sound as you pulled the zipper down.  Both of your hands moved to the 
newly exposed flesh, and you caressed me.

I'd finished with your shirt, so I ran my hands up your chest to your
shoulders, and pushed your shirt off as my hands went over your 
shoulders and down your arms.  As your shirt dropped to the floor,
my fingers began working the buttons at the top of your trousers.

Both of us were breathing heavily, our faces flushed, our hearts racing.
We knew that the challenge was over, neither of us would be pulling
away now, and that thought was both tremendously exciting and somewhat
frightening.

I was looking down at your waist, beginning to unzip your pants when I
felt your hand at my chin, forcing me to look up into your eyes.

"Savannah...we don't have to do this..."  The words seemed to be forced
from your mouth, like they didn't want to be said, but you felt you
should say something that could let me off the hook.

I couldn't even think coherently enough to respond verbally.  I simply
caught your eyes with my own, let you read the volumes of desire they
tried to tell you.  The fire I saw reflected within your eyes fanned the
fires of my lust.  I slid one of my hands down into your trousers,
letting my fingers circle around your manhood, and I gently squeezed.
I knew that you didn't want us to slow down, and I knew that if I didn't
have you soon, I would go crazy.

I watched your expression as you felt my hand around you.  Your eyes 
rolled and you groaned my name, "Uhhh, Savannah."  Your hands pushed my
dress off my shoulders, so I pulled my hand away to let the dress drop to
the floor.  I now stood before you, dressed only in my black garter stockings  and heels.  You slipped your feet out of your shoes, and in one fluid
motion, took off your trousers and jockeys as well.  Your hands reached
for me and pulled my body to your own. 

Our chests melded together, flesh against flesh...


TO BE CONTINUED...
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: mjanzen@healthy.uwaterloo.ca (Michael Edward Janzen)
Subject: Re: Rai as Net.Goddess (tm)?  How About It?
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 17:03:12 GMT

In article <BsxIED.CLA@acsu.buffalo.edu> micsteve@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Steve Vlaovic) writes:
>Net Goddess?!?!?  What are you guys drunk?  Sure she can write an
>ok story (just take it out of the schlocky romance novels), but Net
>Goddess?  I think you guys are stretching it to far.  I think she is
>conning you with her smile.  I might vote "yes" to something less
>severe, but not Net Goddess
>
>I vote no.
>(Sorry Rai)

Maybe Net.demi.goddess?



Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: crystal@glia.biostr.washington.edu (Crystal)
Subject: Re: OK...OK...
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 13:15:15 GMT

In <lynx.12zk@terapin.com> lynx@terapin.com (Debbie Caraway) writes:

>In article <1992Aug6.213926.22229@wdl.loral.com>, wchoy@wdl31.wdl.loral.com
>(Winston Choy) writes:
>>>>>   talking to someone...have to go home soon.....I am depressed
>>>>>   'cause my bf left for CA and I miss him....
>>>>>
>>>>>   Catherine
>>>> 
>>>> Oh, spare us.
>>>> --
>>>> +---------------------------------------+
>>>> |Rob Chauncey - - - - - - - - - - - - - |
>>>> |rob@occs.cs.oberlin.edu- - - - - - - - |
>>>> |Formerly: rchaunce@occs.cs.oberlin.edu |
>>>> +---------------------------------------+
>>>
>>>Rob...
>>>
>>>I take it you never "loved" anyone enough to miss them... if perchance you
>have
>>
>>>than you would understand how Catherine feels....
>>>
>>>Have a Heart !!!!!
>>>
>>>Kymberli
>>
>>i do have a heart.  and while i am sympathetic to catherine and her
>>feelings, i can also understand where rob is coming from.  catherine
>>saying "oh, i miss my boyfriend..." in alt.personals is like someone
>>who owns a bmw 850i saying to someone who doesn't even have enuff
>>money to buy any car, "oh, my beemer is in the shop and i miss it
>>so!".
>>
>>catherine, don't feel so bad.  at least you have someone.
>>
>>kymberli, if you were not fortunate enuff to have an SO, you might
>>understand how someone else might feel reading catherine's post... 
>>
>>big smile  8-),
>>winston
>>wchoy@wdl1.wdl.loral.com

>***

>Now wait a second.  You needn't generalize your sour grapes.  Actually, I think
>I'd feel more sorry for anbody whose transpo. was in the shop.  Status aside
>BMW's are a well made car and I wouldn't want to pay the repair bill.  Having a
>car in the shop when you are use to that freedom is like being grounded and
>religated to sub teenage status.  I can deal without an SO for years and have
>(picky person), but over a week without a car ferrrrget it!  Now back to the
>original post.  If Catherine is upset and wants to express her frustration at
>the experience of what feels like a loss, she should be able to get some
>support without being ridiculed.  You must be pretty insecure to take it
>personally and be cruel to someone in pain.  Actually if you don't have an SO,
>it should be no big deal, not a banner in the face.  It's the sudden contrast
>that hurts.  If you can't be empathetic to somebody's pain than shut up; you
>needn't choose to add to their pain.  What a creep.




May I suggest  alt.support   then???

A much more appropriate place....


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From: ap.1477@cupid.sai.com
Subject:      Looking for a partner
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Date: Wed, 12 Aug 92 12:00:50 GMT
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Hi ...
I'm a Midwestern boy looking for someone special to give spice to life.
I am a Engineering grad. student, easygoing and friendly. I'm 27 yrs.old
fit, with a zest for life. If you are that special someone, please let
me know, 'cause I was looking for you for a long time.
Although I am looking for a long term relationship, let's kick it off by
being pen pals for awhile. I enjoy talking about weather, sports, farming,
politics, even gossip (as long as it's creative and fun).
So what are you waiting for? Drop me a line...
I'll answer to all replies. See you soon.

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From: arsmith@nyx.cs.du.edu (Alan Smith)
Subject: Re: Rai Has Been Chosen as Net.Goddess!!!  Read On...
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Date: Sat, 15 Aug 92 04:15:20 GMT


Yippee.

Um, no 'fence Rai, but did I mention I'm an atheist?

Big Al.  Gonna get flamed for this one.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: mikeb@igor.tamri.com (Mike Bracanovic)
Subject: Re: LOOKING FOR AN INTELLIGENT GIRL
Organization: TOSHIBA America MRI, South San Francisco, CA
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 14:42:48 GMT

In article <1992Aug18.150609.29286@jarvis.csri.toronto.edu> andrea@dgp.toronto.edu (Andrea Leganchuk) writes:
>joarder.bbs@cybernet.cse.fau.edu writes:
>
>>DARK NIGHT OUTSIDE. CRICKETS SCREECHING. NAMELESS BIRD TWEETS NAMELESS
>>SONG. IN A WORLD TEEMING WITH ORDINARY, INTELLIGENT GIRL YOU STAND
>>APART. YOU ARE NOT IN SUPERFICIAL LOOKS. YOU LOVE NON-VULGUR SOPER
>>JOKES. YOU LOVE SOFT MUSIC, ROMANIC FILMS. YOU DONT PRETEND, YOU 
>>REALLY LAUGH. YOU ABHOR TO BE HURT, YOU KNOW HOW TO LOVE. YOU DONT
>>SCREAM IN THE DEMONSTRATIONS BUT YOU LOVE THIS NATURE AND CARE TO
>>PROTECT IT. YOU ARE HONEST. YOU CARE. YOU ARE INTELLIGENT.
>>I WRITE STORIES, DRAW CARTOONS. I WRITE SONGS THAT SMELLS SO FRESH.
>>I TEACH ROBOTS HOW TO SEE. I LOVE HUMOR I LOVE PEOPLE. I LOVE EMAIL
>>FROM YOU FRIEND. INTELLIGENT GIRL YOU SEND ME MAIL. 
>
>I would like to believe that this was computer generated but in
>case it wasn't .....
>Being an intelligent (and modest) girl, I would first like to point
>out the existence of the CAPS LOCK key (try hitting it before your
>next post).  And just a few questions:
>Are SOPER jokes the opposite of dirty jokes?  
>>I WRITE STORIES, DRAW CARTOONS. I WRITE SONGS THAT SMELLS SO FRESH.
>Have people told you your songs stink?  (Have you thought of grammar
>lessons too?)
>> YOU ARE NOT IN SUPERFICIAL LOOKS. 
>No, but I have been in Chatham, NJ.
>> YOU LOVE SOFT MUSIC, ROMANIC FILMS. YOU DONT PRETEND, 
>Romanic films are okay, but flipping those stone tablets does get
>tedious, plus I have problems keeping up with the Latin.
>
>Actually I like to pretend, so I guess you are out of luck!
Ouch, shut him down big time.