HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: styri@hal.nta.no (YuNoHoo)
Subject: Re: Philadelphia Experiment
Reply-To: styri@nta.no
Organization: Bohemians and Globetrotters, Unlimited
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 92 12:06:19 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.210801.25356@seanews.akita.com>, Bill McCormick writes:
>
> FACT: FAQ's are posted with *explicit* expiration dates.  Explicit
> expiration dates override implicit news system expiration dates.
>
> The current AFU FAQ has an expiration date of "1 December 1992".
>
> Thus, anyone who finds the FAQ unavailable has a 96% chance of being
> a lazy whiner who can't take the time to look for one.

However, there are _some_ file systems that may fill up and start cleaning
out postings that haven't expired yet - even if they have explicitly set
expiration dates.

(Of course, the perfect news sys admin would always set the proper
implicit news system expiration dates so the file system never fills
up. But, nobody's perfect - and some nerd will eventually post several
MBs to some alt.binary.* group.)

This leads to at least one group issuing a weekly FAQ reminder (kind of
"there _is_ a FAQ and there _are_ archives for this group). We could do
that in a.f.u too, but will it help. Some people will never read the
manuals, intro. postings, and the FAQs anyway.

---
YuNoHoo
From: jward@brtph696.BNR.CA (Jennifer Ward P830)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Oranjelo
Date: 7 Oct 92 19:13:40 GMT
Reply-To: jward@brtph696.BNR.CA (Jennifer Ward P830)
Organization: BNR Inc.

There are brothers raised in South Carolina named Pete
(oldest) and Repete.
From: sasbmt@jjoyce.unx.sas.com (Bruce Tindall)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Pi in the sky
Date: 8 Oct 92 21:36:21 GMT
Organization: SAS Institute Inc.
Originator: sasbmt@jjoyce.unx.sas.com


Yesterday at the 2nd International Conference on Software Quality,
Raymond J. Rubey of SofTech, Inc., stated that one piece of software
used in the Apollo moon missions contained 3 different instances of
the constant "pi", all different.  One of them was expressed as
"22 divided by 7".  

(Note the meticulous citation of a source who is not the ultimate
source for the alleged fact.  Am I getting the hang of this, or what?)

ObUL:  In the 1960s, the California legislature passed a law setting 
the value of pi as the ratio of a circle's circumference to its 
diameter, but Governor Reagan vetoed it.  

Bruce "Went to high school with the guy who invented pi" Tindall




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From: rho@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Richard Ho)
Subject: Re: Q: Eating live monkey brains
Organization: Computer Science Department, Stanford University.
Date: Sat, 17 Oct 1992 01:51:47 GMT

In article <22648@venera.isi.edu> mick@venera.isi.edu (Mick O'Donnell) writes:
>
>
> Where the monkeys still alive at the time?
>
>Micko


Well, I don't have references (on a.f.u? yeah right ...) but when I
lived in S'pore ('84-'86), there was a policy of removing "barbaric"
practices in restaurants. Reference was made to the 'fact' that in
China, monkey brains used to be a delicacy.

The monkey was held in a vice in the middle of a specially built
table, with just the top of the head showing through. The top of the 
head was removed exposing the living brain tissue beneath. The
patrons were supposed to eat direct from the source. The fresher
(read "more alive") the brain was, the better ....  *puke*

Now, I never quite believed this when I first heard it, but the
government and all my friends there claimed it to be true, so I
guess it must be!!!  (yeah right)

Actually, the practice that the policy was aimed at is along the
same lines. This one, I saw video clippage. It was in serving fish,
the chef used a wet cloth and wrapped the head of a living fish.
Type of fish? ... I don't know.

He then braised the body of the fish with the head laid on the edge
of the skillet, still wrapped in the wet cloth. He quickly served it
and the customers get to pick at the lightly cooked fish while it
seemed to be gulping ....


Richard "I saw it, honest!" Ho

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From: moe@rainier.lib.washington.edu (Joe Shippert)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: End of Millenium Hysteria (was Re: Oct. 28: The Rapture)
Date: 16 Oct 92 20:17:05 GMT
Organization: University of Washington Libraries, Seattle

In article <bw7z6a.4i3@wang.com> dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong) writes:
>michaelb@cse.fau.edu (Michael Rogero Brown) writes:
>
>>[...] The Jehovah's Witnesses have claimed several dates for
>           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>the end of the world (they don't send their kids to college, as its a waste
>>of time, the world might end you know).
>
>Are you referring to some friends of yours (or FOAFs) that are Jehovah's
>Witnesses?  Since you say "The Jehovah's Witnesses", I assume you refer
>to an official statement from the organization (in print, that is).  If
>that's the case, would you care to quote a reference and what those
>"several dates" are/were?

I don't have any official references but a TA in a comparative religion class
I took said he used to be a Jehovah's Witness. He told us about a couple dates
(I think they only got as specific as the year) for the end of the world.
1914 was one such year which must have been pretty exciting for them what 
with WWI and such. 

And hey, relax. This is a group about ULs. Don't get so defensive when some-
one criticizes such a silly idea :-).

-- 
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
moe@u.washington.edu

No one is fool enough to choose war instead of peace - in peace sons bury 
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: bohrer@mcc.com (Bill Bohrer)
Subject: (actual film ref) (was Re: Rape movie? ...etc)
Summary: Actual rape film ref
Organization: Not enough
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 19:18:51 GMT

In article <Oct.8.18.34.33.1992.9255@math.rutgers.edu> cromar@math.rutgers.edu (Scott Cromar) writes:
>bohrer@mcc.com (Bill Bohrer) writes:
>> Lots of things are illegal, but there is a point here; kiddie-porn is
>> illegal, yet it has been proven to exist
>
>Since the law in most states says that having sex with a minor is
>statutory rape, kiddie porn would in fact be a "rape movie," wouldn't
>it?  Of course, that still leaves unanswered the bigger question of
>the existence of the type of rape movies mentioned in the UL.
>
Good point.

>And, as to the latter, I'm quite willing to let Bill and whoever else
>slug it out.
>
>--Scott

Here's a ref from a FAQ from alt.sex.bondage:

Faces of Death II			     A real rape on film

I have no desire to check this out not even to settle a
frequently-argued-topic, I have seen this series of videos in the
non-over-21 "adult" section of the video store I frequent, I suppose I
could be persuaded to check the box for the distributor if someone
*else* wants to research this topic some more and can't find them
locally for rent or sale; 

I do know ABOUT this series, these are supposed to be videos of actual
people actually dying in gruesome ways, shot, etc.

IM NOT STARTING THE DAMN "SNUFF FILM" WAR again, either, but you
wanted a ref, here is one.  Far as I know, the people weren't killed
for the purpose of making the film, but they're certainlly distributed
for people who get off on watching people die; funny I don't know of
any laws that make that illegal, i mean if you were into that sort of
thing you could I guess get the video tapes of clerks being blown away
in 7-11 robberies; once you're dead, your image becomes public domain
anyway. blech.

-- 
"How many times have YOU used the word 'fro' in YOUR lifetime, and 
 why the hell does every spell-check dictionary in existence  have 
 this nasty little monster in there???"
From: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Hollywood Misspellings
Date: 9 Oct 92 19:25:19 GMT
Reply-To: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Organization: Columbia University

In article <1992Oct9.085810.59558@cc.usu.edu> slb3y@cc.usu.edu (Punk Rocketeer) writes:
>In another article with a lot of useless Hollywood-type information,
                                  ^^^^^^^

Watch it!

>lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner) asks:
>> On another subject: why are some movies cropped so poorly that you can see
>> the boom mikes at the top of the screen, even on the TV version which is
>> cropped for aspect ratio purposes (unless letter-boxed or anti-CinemaScope
>> distorted).
>
>     Because some movies are shot with TV in mind.  Some movie
>makers actually think about video/pay cable/broadcast exposure, and
>shoot in 4:3 aspect ratio, then crop the top and bottom for cinematic
>16:9 aspect.  But they still think things like, "The mike won't show
>when we crop it for theatrical release."  Source:  Robb Russon, who
>taught my broadcast media class.  He used to work in the industry,
>which experience presumably qualifies him to teach.

That doesn't answer the question, other than the possibly implicit "because
they misjudge the results" while you rattled off the reason it works when it
*does* work.  My precise point is that you can see the mikes in the movie
regardless of theater or TV version.

>
>Patrick "but they don't ask me to teach Accounts Payable" Clark
>-- 
>Patrick S. Clark | When the world's in trouble I am not slow.
>Email is life!   | So it's hip-hip-hip and away I go!
>Usual Disclaimer | (You should know this one.)

cjl
From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Citecheck Hell)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Dan Rather
Keywords: ketchup,Rather
Date: 16 Oct 92 20:47:35 GMT
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations

In article <rhamilt.719251662@husc10> rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton) writes:
>I heard some story recently about Dan Rather getting caught dancing nude
>on a table in a Denny's, with ketchup on his penis. Supposedly the media
>covered it up to protect their ratings. Can anyone corroborate this 
>story?

I believe it.  Lord only knows what would happen to ABC's rating if they
reported this story.
-- 
ted frank | thf2@midway.uchicago.edu 
also at quibeaux@uchicago.edu | standard disclaimers
the university of chicago law school, chicago, illinois 60637
ajax crypto-analyzer -- warning! remove all chicken bones first
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva)
Subject: Re: Male Pregnancies
Organization: NeoSoft Communications Services -- (713) 684-5900
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 14:03:07 GMT

In article <1bk7loINNhpu@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> rxh6@po.CWRU.Edu (Randall Holt) writes:
> 
> I admit that it's much more likely that an expectant mother get away
> with hiding the truth from others than from herself, seeing as how cessation
> of cyclic monthly inconveniences is one of the few, if not only, advantages 
> to pregnancy. 

I know a lady who didn't know she was pregnant until she was into her fifth
month.  She was heavy to begin with and when I asked her about it, she said 
her periods were wildly erratic, so she didn't start to suspect anything 
until she had missed her fourth.  Her erratic periods were also why she 
didn't use any birth control as she thought she was unable to get pregnant.
(She was very young -- 18 or 19).

Having had two children of my own, I find it real difficult to fathom how 
anyone could be pregnant and not know as all sorts of strange things happen 
to not only one's body, but one's mind as well.

Xref: sparky alt.folklore.urban:25775 alt.tasteless:11308
From: DSTEPHEN@cmsa.gmr.com
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: The End Of The World
Date: 15 Oct 92 17:25:31 GMT
Followup-To: alt.folklore.urban
Organization: GM Research Labs

In article <1992Oct14.224615.18217@dazixco.ingr.com>
avdh@sunnyboy.dazixco.ingr.com (Alain van der Heide) writes:
>It's too late.  I just heard on the news that a whole bunch of "Christian"
>"churches" in Korea had predicted EOW for last Sat.  Enough people believed
>
I saw a news item on this one.  Their preacher, sort of a youngish, fat
Sun-Yung Moon, had convinced over 50,000 people to turn over their life savings
to his church and prepare themselves spiritually for the big blowout.
Meanwhile he invested the money in CD's which mature next May.  I guess he
wasn't planning on being one of the elect.
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Garbled anecdotes (was: late talkers)
Date: 8 Oct 92 21:26:20 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <1992Oct8.074004.5498@meiko.com>, davol@twinheadmeiko.co.uk (David Wilson) writes:
>
>The way I heard this one was: 
>
>"Madam, you are ugly. But in the morning I'll be sober."
>

This really happened. I saw it on the "Newlywed Game".

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (Any well-meaning follow-ups will be mocked mercilessly)
-- 
"Am I a drunken loon? Whoo! Whoo!"        | pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu
     -- David Letterman                   |  [Not a UCSD employee]
From: cromar@math.rutgers.edu (Scott Cromar)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: 7-Up
Keywords: Kibo was not involved in this coloboration
Date: 16 Oct 92 21:08:26 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

palmermg@infonode.ingr.com (Michael G. Palmer) writes:
> >Ted "at least the steak sauce got it right the first time" Frank

> What!?!  Your not going to to count those first 56 misses?

Naw.  It was just the 57th product to come off the assembly line.

--Scott "actually, it started out as an essential component of
lead-acid car batteries" Cromar
From: bobk@ESD.3Com.COM (Bob Konigsberg)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Yeast
Date: 13 Oct 92 19:51:01 GMT

dignan@husc10.harvard.edu (Thomas Dignan) writes:


> 	Can one use yeast from a vaginal yeast infection to raise bread 
>or to ferment beer? It was recently suggested to me that there is a 
>distinct marketing possiblity behind products made this way.


Assuming for a moment that your question is serious, I seriously doubt it,
the yeast responsible for yeast infections is usually Candida Albicans.

Brewer's yeasts are various strains of  Saccharomyces cerevisiae  and 
S. Carlsbergensis.

Baker's yeasts are various strains of Saccharomyces cerevisiae.

There are, at last count, zillions of types of critters that qualify
as "yeast".  Most of them are undesireable from humanities point of view.

BobK

Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.folklore.science
From: john@iastate.edu (John Hascall)
Subject: Re: "Normal" body temperature
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, IA
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 19:24:39 GMT

derek@nezsdc.icl.co.nz (Derek Tearne) writes:
}mstemper@ems.cdc.com writes:
}>bzs@ussr.std.com (Barry Shein) writes:
}>|> At any rate, if any of these legends are true it does show the
}>|> inherent superiority of Fahrenheit over Celsius for common use since

}>If you want to get comfortable with Celsius, just use the following
}>non-numeric conversions:
}>
}>  degrees F   degrees C      Meaning
}>    -40        -40           -40 Fahrenheit
}>    -22        -30           Your car won't start
}>     -4        -20           Very cold
}>     14        -10           Cold
}>     32          0           Freezing
}>     50         10           Cool
}>     68         20           Room temperature
}>     86         30           Hot
}>    104         40           Very hot
 
}Good list - Could someone put the Fahrenheit on the right for fully 
}metricated.

   See above (well, I never could tell right from left).

John
-- 
John Hascall                                       ``Live with it pink-boy!''
Project Vincent                                                              
Iowa State University Computation Center                     john@iastate.edu
Ames, IA  50011                                      515/294-9551 [fax -1717]
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com (bill nelson)
Subject: Re: Kirk VS Picard (was "Lost In Space" was better)
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Company, Corvallis, Oregon USA
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 18:59:05 GMT

glover@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Eric Glover) writes:
: 
: We had a kindly old gentleman who worked miracles for 8 years, his
: name was Ronald Reagan.

Yeah. Quite a miracle worker. Managed to allow the deficit to double in
8 years, while pledging to reduce it. And the taxpayers did not bitch at
all.

The same with Bush, about another 50% increase (in 4 years), and not any
complaints from the voters. Once again, part of the promise was to reduce
the deficit.

Bill "Do you know the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?
      The Democrats will tax you into bankruptcy - The Republicans will
      borrow the country into bankruptcy." Nelson
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc)
Subject: Re: Personal message for 'doc'
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 22:55:41 GMT
Keywords: !

derek@nezsdc.icl.co.nz (Derek Tearne) writes:

>Should find out soon it's Friday now.

...and it looks like I still have my account intact, doesn't it? :)
I guess old Paulie stuck his foot in his mouth again.  Lamer....
From: torsten@cwis.unomaha.edu (Torsten Wesley Adair)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Mixed up translations
Date: 10 Oct 92 21:26:02 GMT
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha

MJFORRES@SUVM.SYR.EDU  writes:
> In article <PBsNr*gr6@deepthot.cary.nc.us>
> jay@deepthot.cary.nc.us (Jay Denebeim) writes:
>  
> >In article <16875F9F1.MJFORRES@SUVM.SYR.EDU>, maurice writes:
> >
> >> Anybody famous ever shoot off a rocket?
> >
> >Werner Von Braun?
>  
> Which James Bond movie was he in?
>  
> ObUL:  Somewhere in the midwest, there is a college library that
> is not sinking.  The architects successfully calculated the weight
> of the books.
>  
> maurice
>                                                  Maurice Forrester
>                                                  mjforres@suvm.syr.edu

	The University Library at the University of Nebraska at Omaha is 
sinking not from the weight of the books (which doesn't help) but because
the building was built on an old creek bed.  The library is moving, and if you
look up at the North wall, you can see an inch opening between the ceiling 
beams and the wall.  Every few years the university pumps concrete into the 
foundation, but I give the building a life less than fifty years (2025).  Of
course, by that time, most libraries will be storehouses, with everyone getting
information from WAIS controlled databases.

	Torsten at Omaha
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: wvhorn@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (William VanHorne)
Subject: Re: End of Millenium Hysteria (was Re: Oct. 28: The Rapture)
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 13:46:51 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.190338.4085@news.columbia.edu> egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy) writes:
>In article <1992Oct14.173504.23343@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> wvhorn@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (William VanHorne) writes:
>>
>>OBTW, the Mayan civilization didn't ever really "collapse", though many
>>city-states rose and fell in influence and power.  The Mayans fought
>>the Spanish for over 50 years before they were finally conquered.
>
>I think you're thinking of the Inca (or maybe I am).  The Mayans were
>long gone by the time Chris got lost.  Archeologists speculate that
>the Mayan civilization fell because intercity warfare disrupted the
>very delicately balanced agricultural system.
>
Yes, the Mayan "classic period" ended because of this, however the Mayans
continued on with their culture after the "classic period".  In fact, if
I am remembering this correctly, the Spanish first heard of the Aztec
empire from a captured Mayan trading boat crew.  The Mayans held a 
defacto monopoly on water-bourne trade around the Yucatan.

References? On AFU? Ha!

---Bill VanHorne

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Please try to use the word paradigm in every post.
Thank you.
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From: hwt@bcarh11a.BNR.CA (Henry Troup)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Canadian pennies
Date: 13 Oct 92 17:40:23 GMT
Reply-To: Henry.Troup@BNR.CA
Distribution: world
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd., Ottawa, Canada

In article <1992Oct6.040918.9107@engage.pko.dec.com>,
moroney@ramblr.enet.dec.com
|>Are your pennies still copper or bronze?  The US went to copper-plated
zinc in
|>1982 since it was getting too expensive to keep making them from straight
|>copper/bronze.
|>
|>Also, are your nickels and quarters still real nickel?  That's probably
|>rather expensive now if still true.

Copper, twelve sided, thick edge, think centre, 164 to a pound.

The other coinds are 25% nickel, 75% copper -- I think this is right off
the first stage of refining.
             
Henry Troup - H.Troup@BNR.CA (Canada) - BNR owns but does not share my opinions
	Change your clock, change the battery in your smoke detector(s)
From: smith@ctron.com (Larry Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Radar Cars (was: stupid cop tricks & t)
Date: 16 Oct 92 15:59:38 GMT
Reply-To: smith@ctron.com
Organization: Cabletron Systems, Inc.

In article <bakc.142.717313936@giraffe.ru.ac.za>, bakc@giraffe.ru.ac.za (MR K

> The owner of the vehicle gets the fine.  If they don't want to pay it, they
> have to sign some legal document saying that they weren't driving the car,
> and saying who was.  The driver then gets the fine.

Interesting concept.  But in the United States, spouses are not compelled to
testify against each other.  So your system sets up a wonderful situation for
a family, doesn't it?  Accept the fine and take the fall for your spouse, or
turn him or her in to escape the fine yourself.  Keen.  Lot of thought went
into that, I'm sure.

Larry Smith (smith@ctron.com)  No, I don't speak for Cabletron.  Need you ask?
-
Liberty is not the freedom to do whatever we want,
it is the freedom to do whatever we are able.
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: dw@unislc.uucp (Dan Wright)
Subject: Re: Mink boners
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Organization: Unisys Corporation SLC
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 20:28:57 GMT

little gator posted (among other things):
: wrong. lots of mammals do, including dogs and raccoons.  in high school
: biology, the teacher told us that in colonial times, raccoon penis bones
: (the scientifical name for such a bone is "baculum") were used to clean
: pipes(the kind of pipes they smoked tobacco in.)
: 
: so there.

A point of netiquette in a.f.u:   When posting unequivocal facts,
it is felicitous to conclude with "so there".

So, some beasts do have dick bones.  Lurn somp-m new everday.
Musta leda sheltered life.  Savages on alt.sex.bestiality who
fondle dog dicks know best.

  -- Dan Wright
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Citecheck Hell)
Subject: Re: Hey! Check out this Frequently Asked Questions List or be FAQ'd!
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 03:39:43 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.012221.12291@u.washington.edu> starfish@stein.u.washington.edu (Sarah Skovronsky) writes:
>Acquire a dictionary, Terry.  POINSETTIA, according to the American Heritage
>Dictionary, Second College Edition.  One of MY pet peeves is the mispronun-
>ciation (as well as misspelling) "pointsetta."

At a recent callback in Dallas, one of the attorneys mispronounced "victuals"
as "victuals."  I was polite enough not to correct him.

"Leftenant" Ted Frank
-- 
ted frank | thf2@midway.uchicago.edu 
also at quibeaux@uchicago.edu | standard disclaimers
the university of chicago law school, chicago, illinois 60637
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