HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: maxc0408@ucselx.sdsu.edu (Forever Young!!!)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: Joke # 1
Date: 16 Oct 92 22:23:48 GMT
Organization: SDSU Computing Services

In article <13OCT199218160544@jane.uh.edu> chee1sh@jane.uh.edu  writes:
>In article <5418@rosie.NeXT.COM>, vtnguyen@tuna.next.com (Vinh Nguyen) writes...
>> 
>> 
>>      DDO^' DZUI DDE^? CU+O+I`
>> 
>> ne^u' co' mo^.t con ga` bi. nho^? long sac.h se? 
>> cha(.t dda^u` cha(.t cha^n dde^? na(m` xa^'p tre^n
>> ban`. DDo^' ba.n nha^.n die^.n ddu+o+.c la` ga` tro^ng'
>> hay ga` ma'i ???
>> 
>> 
>> De^? e.t ne^u' la` ga` mai' thi` ca'i lu+ng no' bi. tra^y` 
>> 
>> Vinny Next computer.
>
>Hey ne^'u la` ga` tro^'ng thi` ca'i mo^ng no' ho+i cong xuo^'ng.  ;-))
>
>Tru+ Huye^`n Long, Jr.
>
DDa^u co', hi`nh nhu+ ne^'u la` ga` tro^'ng thi` ca'i mo^ng bi. va?nh le^n
chu+'... hehe   
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: tdt1964@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Subject: Re: [SONG] Ye^u Em Da`i La^u....
Reply-To: tdt1964@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 15:40:27 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.171411.390@news.media.mit.edu>, tran@haldne.biogen.lsumc.edu (Lie^.u) writes:
>For Ma^y Hoa`ng Ho^n.....
>
>
>        I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU SO
>        (Ye^u Em Da`i La^u)
>        DDu+'c Huy & Delena.
>
>        Like an autumn breeze that beckons me
>        Like a softly spoken rhyme.
>        Like a lover's park,
>        the leaves must fall 
>        in a sweetly shaped design.
>
>                On a night when gentle breezes blow 
>                and the rain will softly fall
>                I will hold you close
>                and love you so
>                and my heart will say it all
>
>        I'll always love you so.
>        Forever isn't long enough you know.
>        I'll never let you go.
>        I'll always love you so.
>
>                Em nhu+ co+n gio' thu bay bay nhe` nhe.
>                Du+a anh ddi ti`m va^`n tho+
>                Qua co^ng vie^n la' ro+i tre^n con ddu+o+`ng ve^`
>                Bo^~ng nhie^n nghe lo`ng dda~ u+o+'c mo+
>
>        Mo+ o^m em trong dde^m mu+a thi` tha`o
>        Cho ba~o to^' ve^` la`m chim bao
>        Mo+ ye^u em thie^'t tha nhu+ ye^u la^`n dda^`u
>        Anh muo^'n ye^u em da`i la^u
>
>                Anh muo^'n ye^u em da`i la^u
>                Anh muo^'n ye^u em dda^.m sa^u
>                Anh dda~ thu+o+ng em tu+` la^u
>                Anh muo^'n ye^u em da`i la^u
>
>        Love you til the end of time,
>        my love then eternity will be ours.
>        Til the sun forgets to shine above
>        and the day denies the hour.
>
>                Like a song that brings you peace inside
>                Like a wish that's just come true
>                Like a dream that never ends because
>                I'm so in love with you.
>
>        I'll always love you so.
>        Forever isn't long enough you know.
>        I'll never let you go.
>        I'll always love you so.
>
>                Anh muo^'n ye^u em da`i la^u
>                Anh, Anh muo^'n ye^u em dda^.m sa^u
>                Anh dda~ thu+o+ng em tu+` la^u
>                Anh, Anh muo^'n ye^u em da`i la^u.
>
>/Lie^.u
From: hxt0424@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Subject: [Tho+] Tra^`n Te^' Xu+o+ng
Reply-To: hxt0424@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 14:46:54 GMT

			-Di thi
		Ta^.p te^~nh ngu+o+`i -di to+' cu~ng -di,
		Cu~ng le^`u cu~ng chie^'u cu~ng vo^ thi.
		Tie^~n cha^n co^ ma^'t hai tie^`n le~,
		So+` bu.ng tha^`y kho^ng mo^.t chu+~ chi
		Lo^.c nu+o+'c cu~ng nho+` the^m va`i nga.ch,
		Phu'c nha` may -du+o+.c sa.ch tra`ng qui.
		Bo^'n ky` tro.n ve.n the^m ky` nu+~a,
		A' o+' u u+ ngo.n bu't chi`.

			Xem ba?ng
		O^ng tro^ng te^n ba?ng tha^'y te^n o^ng,
		O^ng to+'p ru+o+.u va`o o^ng no'i ngo^ng.
		Tre^n ba?ng na(m mu+o+i tha^`y cu+? -do^.i
		Bo^'n ky` mu+o+`i ba?y ca'i u+u tho^ng.
		Xu+o+'ng danh te^n go.i tre^n mi`nh tu+o+.ng.
		A(n ye^'n xem ra co' thi.t co^ng.
		Cu. Su+' co' co^ con ga'i -de.p,
		La(m le xui bo^' cu+o+'i la`m cho^`ng.

					Tra^`n Te^' Xu+o+ng		
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: lle@ssf-sys.DHL.COM (Lydia Le)
Subject: test
Organization: DHL Systems, Inc.
Distribution: ba
Date: Fri, 09 Oct 1992 22:55:59 GMT

test only.
From: folduon@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: Ti`m ba.n trai
Date: 16 Oct 92 16:54:00 GMT
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

> 
>> Co^ Phu+o+ng a`, chi.u tui ho^ng va^.y?  Ne`, co^ -do`i hi`nh cu?a tui
>> chi va^.y.  Bo^. lo+`i tui no'i ho^?ng co' gia' tri. sao ma` co^ -do`i
>> ba(`ng chu+'ng cho+'.  No'i ba?nh la` ba?nh ma`.  Co' vie^.c la`m, xe
>> mo+'i.  Ba?o -da?m co^ u+ng tui la` kho^ng co' -do'i -da^u.  Te^. la('m
>> thi` cu~ng co' cha'o ma` hu'p -do'...
> 
>tro+` -da^'t qui? tha^`n o+i ! co^ Phu+o+ng nghi? to+'i Steak Dinner ma` nha`
>ngu+o+i cu+ ba`n to+'i cha'o hoa`i va^.y.
>--

Muo^'n a(n steak thi` qua ca'i xu+' Nu+o+'c -Du.c vo+'i con Ca' Va`ng -di,
cho+' ca'i xu+' na`y thi` chi? co' nu+o+'c ho^` Erie -de^? na^'u cha'o 
tho^i.  Kho' qua', tui gia^.n ro^`i.

m.l.
From: mtruong@ccs.carleton.ca (Minhtri Truong)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: RE: Ti`m ba.n trai
Date: 8 Oct 92 16:11:28 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.1992Oct8.161128.29241
Reply-To: mtruong@ccs.carleton.ca
Organization: SCV Relay
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu


> 
> 
> 
> >Muo^'n ti`m mo^.t ngu#o#`i ba.n trai.  Cao mo^.t thu#o#'t ba?y la(m, na(.ng
> 
> >ba?y chu.c ky'.  Bie^'t gala(ng, co' xe ho#i -de.p, nha^'t -di.nh pha?i -de.p
> 
> >trai, ho.c gio?i.  Ne^'u kho^ng co' xe thi` cu~ng -du#o#.c.  Ne^'u ngu#o#`i
> 
> >na`o -du~ -die^`u kie^.n thi` xin tra? lo#`i hoa.c go.i to#'i 911.
> 
> >                                            Ngu#o#`i desperate, D.N. 
> 
> >T.B. I am posting for a friend (girl).  Please don't get me wrong.
> 
> >I am not gay!  Ta.m bie^.t.
> 
> 
          Tui co' tha('c ma('c.  Xe ho*i dde.p tu*'c la` kho^ng dde.p
qua' pha?i ho^ng?  Lo*~ xe tui dde.p nhie^`u chu*' kho^ng ho*i dde.p
thi` ti'nh sao?
          Co`n so^' 911, sao ddu*o*`ng da^y ba^.n hoa`i va^.y?

Tri'
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: huynhq@netcom.com (Quinhon Huynh)
Subject: Meeting with Irina Wisman in SJSU
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 03:18:23 GMT

VIETNAMESE STUDENT ASSOCIATION 
 SAN JOSE STATE UNIVERSITY

	PRESENTS

	IRINA WISMAN

"A VOICE FOR FREEDOM FROM MOSCOW "

IRINA WISMAN IS THE DIRECTOR OF THE VOICE OF FREEDOM FROM MOSCOW ,
AND SHE IS ALSO THE BROADCASTER OF THIS STATION WHICH BROADCASTS
DAILY IN VIETNAMESE TO SINCE JULY 20TH, 1992.


COME AND SHOW YOUR CONCERN AND SUPPORT FOR THE MEANINGFULL STRUGGLE
FOR DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM AND HUMAN RIGHTS.


LOCATION:UMUMHUM Room Student Union
DATE : MONDAY, OCTOBER 19th, 1992
TIME : 6:30-8:30 P.M
From: kevinle@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Kevin Le)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Men not enough sex, women not enough love
Date: 15 Oct 1992 15:22:12 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.  Mt. View, Ca.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: kevinle@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Kevin Le)
NNTP-Posting-Host: eb4ts1.ebay.sun.com




I am looking for a book named "Why women don't get enough love and men don't
get enough sex". Does anyone know the name of the author, and if it is still
in print? What is the general thesis of the book?

                                        Replies gratefully appreciated,


						Kevin


From: loann@hplsla.hp.com (Loan Nguyen)
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 00:12:20 GMT
Subject: Thank you
Organization: HP Lake Stevens, WA
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese


I want to express a warm thank you to all "Netters" who attended the dinner
at Khanh's Garden Restaurant in San Jose on last Friday, September 25, 1992.
I especially want to thank Tuyet Phuong and the others who helped coordinate
the dinner with all of the Bay Area Netters.  Your wonderful hospitality
certainly made me feel right at home.

It was nice getting to know all of you better and share the different points
of view.  We laughed a lot and I had a great time.

Please let me know if any of you will be in the greater Seattle area as I'd
be happy to meet you again.

Thuy Loan
HP
From: vtnguyen@tuna.next.com (Vinh Nguyen)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Joke # 2
Date: 16 Oct 92 20:24:26 GMT


              LAM` THO+ TRANH TAI`

   Ngay` xu+a co' mo^.t o^ng vua co' mo^.t con ngu+a. cha.y ra^'t nhanh  
ne^n ngu+o+i` ta go.i la` thie^n ly' ma~ Nhu+ng o^ng vua cu~ng chu+a ma^'y  
hai` lon`g vo+i' cai' te^n na`y Ne^n be`n truye^`n cho kha('p thie^n ha.  
Ne^'u ai co' the^? la`m 1 ba`i tho+ no'i ve^` su+. cha.y nhanh cu?a ngu+.a  
se? ddu+o+.c cu+o+i' co^ng chu'a la`m vo+.
  Ba anh em nha` no. nghe ddu+o+.c tin be`n kha(n go'i le^n than`h dde^?  
la`m tho+ ho`ng dde^? la^'y co^ng chu'a . Nhu+ng ngu+o+i` em u't kho^ng  
co' y' ddi.nh tranh ta`i vo+'i 2 anh ne^n chi? ddi Theo dde^? cho+i.
  Ro^i` nga`y thi dda~ to+i' bao nhie^u ngu+o+i` dde^u` tha^'t ba.i nay  
dde^'n lu+o+.t 3 anh no. tro^? tai` ngu+o+i` anh ca? ba('t dda^`u :
      Co.ng lo^ng tre^n ngo.n lu+a? ho^ng`
      Ngu+.a O^ng cha.y nhu+ gio^ng
      cha.y qua cha.y la.i, co.ng lo^ng chu+a ho^ng`
Nha` vua ra ve? dda('t y' ha`i lo`ng ve^` ba`i tho+ nhu+ng cun~g ra'ng  
ddo+i. nghe ba`i tho+ cu?a ngu+o+`i em thu+' hai : 
      Ca^y kim tre^n ma(.t bie^n? ho^`
      Ngu+.a O^ng cha.y nhu+ chim
      Cha.y qua cha.y la.i ca^y kim chu+a chi`m
Sau khi nghe xong nha` vua tha^`m khan' phu.c ca^y kim tre^n ma(.t bie^?n 
chu+a chi`m ma` ngu+.a minh` dda~ cha.y xong ro^`i.Trong khi ddang suy  
nghi~ bo^~ng tha^y' ngu+o+`i em u't ddu+'ng ga^`n hai, anh nha` vua  
tu+o+ng? ngu+o+i` em U't cu~ng muo^'n du+ thi be`n ra le^n.h :" na`y  
dde^'n phie^n nha` ngu+o+i " Ngu+o+`i em u't hoa?ng so+. khi nhge nha` vua  
ra le^.nh cho mi`nh. La.i kho^ng co' chua^n? bi. tru+o+'c ne^n kho^ng  
bie^'t pha?i la`m sao ? Trong khi ddang bo^'i ro^'i thi` bo^?ng nghe  
hoa`ng ha^.u ngo^i` ca.nh vua ddi.ch ca'i ii..T' ne^n anh ta lie^`n nghi~  
ra 1 ca^u tho+ : 
      Le^.nh ba` ddi.ch ca'i iiii't
      Ngu+.a O^ng cha.y nhu+ gi'o riii't
      Cha.y qua cha.y la.i ca'i ddi't chu+a khiii't
Nghe dde^'n dda^y nha` vua kho^ng ca^`n suy nghi~ nu+~a lie^`n ga~ co^ng  
chu'a cho ngu+o+`i em u't .

     Ta.m bie^.t Netter
    have a nice weekend
From: htran@oceanus.mitre.org (Hai Tran)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: [Lawyer-to-camp fundraising]
Date: 13 Oct 92 21:07:39 GMT
Reply-To: htran@oceanus.mitre.org


Update of the Send-a-lawyer-to-camp contributions:
_________________________________________________

Hie^?n, Doky @uda.dgcd.doc.ca        : $25.00
Ha?i, Tran   @mitre.org              :  50.00
MinhTri, Truong @ccs.carleton.ca     :  25.00
Nhon, V. Tran @danang.East.Sun.COM   :  30.00
Garrick, Le @kpc.com                 :  50.00
Die^~m Ho^`ng @utkvx.utk.edu         :  10.00
Hong, N. Nguyen @drutx.att.com       :  25.00


As of 2 p.m  EST  10/7/92            : 215.00


Phu', M.Do @brownvm.brown.edu        :  17.00

As of 5 p.m. EST  10/7/92            : 232.00

P. Nguyen @maui.qualcomm.com         :  25.00
Paul Vu @sunkist.west.sun.com        :  40.00
My Tran @cayman.amd.com              :  25.00
Tho. B. Nguyen @uicvm.uic.edu        :  25.00

As of 2 p.m. EST 10/8/92             : 347.00

Trung Tran @sundance.sjsu.edu        :  20.00
VSA at UIUC                          :  50.00
Phung Tan Luat @ihlpl.att.com        :  23.45
Danny Ng. @umbar.sps.mot.com         :  10.00
Tuan Le @mstr.hgc.edu                :  20.00

As of 9 a.m. EST 10/9/92             : 470.45

My~ Ho@inrs-telecom.uquebec.ca       :  20.00

As of 3 p.m. EST 10/9/92             : 490.45

Thang Nguyen@oasys.dt.navy.mil       :  50.00

As of 5 p.m. EST 10/9/92             : 540.45

Anonymous@ibmpa.awdpa.ibm.com        :  20.00
Hy Truong Lam @ucbvac.berkeley.edu   :  25.00
Nhan D. Nguyen @sbctri.sbc.com       :  25.00

As of 10 a.m. EST 10/12/92           : 610.45

Hien Pham @sunkist.West.Sun.com      :  25.00

As of 2:30 p.m. EST 10/12/92         : 635.45

Hiep @pole.fx.com                    :  30.00
Phuoc Nguyen @bnr.ca                 :  25.00

As of 11:30 a.m. EST 10/13/92        : 690.45

Christina N. Tran @xerox.com         :  20.00

As of 4 p.m. EST 10/13/92            : 710.45

Hoang Nguyen @qube.ocunix.on.ca      :  20.00     ; Canadian dollars
From: kevinle@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Kevin Le)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: THE OFFICIAL POLISH SEX QUIZ
Date: 16 Oct 1992 13:24:01 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.  Mt. View, Ca.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: kevinle@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Kevin Le)
NNTP-Posting-Host: eb4ts1.ebay.sun.com




                      THE OFFICIAL POLISH SEX QUIZ
                      ---------------------------- 


Name_________________________        Score__________________________

 Study each question carefully. Then choose the answer that seems MOST
 correct (True or False) and Mark an X (Just like you sign your name) in 
 the appropriate box at the right.

                                                            True   False

 1. A Clitoris is a type of flower.                         ____   _____
 2. Pubic Hair is a wild rabbit.                            ____   _____
 3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.                      ____   _____
 4. Vagina is a medical term to describe heart trouble.     ____   _____
 5. A Menstrual Cycle has three (3) wheels.                 ____   _____
 6. A G-String is part of a violin.                         ____   _____
 7. Semen is another name for a "Sailor".                   ____   _____
 8. Anus is the Latin word for "Yearly".                    ____   _____
 9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.                      ____   _____
10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles.                      ____   _____
11. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.                 ____   _____
12. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas.               ____   _____
13. Coitus is a musical instrument.                         ____   _____
14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke".                     ____   _____
15. An Umbilical Cord is part of a parachute.               ____   _____
16. Condom is an apartment complex.                         ____   _____
17. An Orgasm is the person who accompanies the choir
      in church.                                            ____   _____
18. A Diaphram is a drawing in Geometry.                    ____   _____
19. A Dildo is a variety of sweet pickles.                  ____   _____
20. An Erection is when the Japanese vote for their new
      government officials.                                 ____   _____
21. A Lesbian is a person from the Middle East.             ____   _____
22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.         ____   _____
23. Pornography is the business of making record albums.    ____   _____
24. Genitals are people of non-jewish origins.              ____   _____
25. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve".                ____   _____
26. An Enema is someone who is not your friend.             ____   _____
27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.         ____   _____
28. Scrotum is a small planet near Uranus.                  ____   _____
29. "Cock" is a bird that crows in the morning.             ____   _____



Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: lethien@ESKIMO.enet.dec.com (NoLordShallStandBeforeMyself,IamDeicide)
Subject: Tho+
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation. Hudson, Ma
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 19:43:01 GMT




---------------------
		Vo`ng tro+`i dda^'t do.c ngang, ngang do.c
		No+. tang bo^`ng: vay tra?, tra? vay
		Chi' la`m trai: Nam, Ba('c, Ddo^ng, Ta^y
		Cho phi? su+'c va^~y vu`ng trong bo^'n be^?
                                    -NCT-
From: trantb@latcs2.lat.oz.au (Thuy Thi Bich Tran)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Testing
Date: 12 Oct 92 09:47:53 GMT
Organization: Comp Sci, La Trobe Uni, Australia


      This is just a test, please ignore it .
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: vu@forwiss.uni-erlangen.de (Hung Vu)
Subject: Re: Please Read:
Organization: FORWISS, Uni Erlangen, Germany
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 13:37:04 GMT

In article <1bf1i9INN5te@charnel.ecst.csuchico.edu> rkerr@ecst.csuchico.edu (Rex Dean Kerr III) writes:
>Ba- Ba Be'o Ba'n Ba'nh Be-o Bi Ba Bi Bo^ Bi Bo? Bo'p Ba, Bo^'n Bu?~a.
>
>Does anybody know the rest of this?  If you do please email me!!!
>
>Ca'm o?n
>Rex

Ba` Ba be'o ba'n ba'nh be`o be^n bo+` bie^?n 
Ba` Ba be'o ba'n ba'nh bu.t, ba'nh bo`, ba'nh bao.
Ba` Ba be'o bi. bo? bo't ba bo^'n ba^.n
Ba? bu.ng bu+. bo+?i bu.ng ba^`u.
Bu,ng ba? bu+. ... bu+. ... bu+. ....
Ba? Be^? ba^`u ....

Ha Ha Ha...

Ba'i Bai

VTH
From: lethien@ROULET.enet.dec.com (NoLordShallStandBeforeMyself,IamDeicide)
Subject: Tho+
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation. Hudson, Ma
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 16:34:35 GMT




		Nga`y mai anh pha?i le^n ddu+o+`ng
		-Du+o+`ng xa, kho^ng nga.i, tha(m ngu+o+`i em thu+o+ng
		To'c da`i anh co^.t la`m dduo^i
		Vuo^'t ve dduo^i to'c, em ra(`ng : "da`i ghe^ !"
		Nga`y mai anh pha?i tro+? ve^`
		Em ke^u em nho+', em ngo^`i ca.nh anh
		Be^n em ha.nh phu'c chan ho`a
	  	Tro^ng em be' bo?ng nhu+ la` tre? con
		Ye^u em, anh giu+~ trong lo`ng
		Su+o+?i cho em a^'m he^'t co+n la.nh lu`ng
		Anh im, em cu~ng kho^ng ra(`ng
		Nhu+ng trong a'nh ma('t tra`n dda^`y thu+o+ng ye^u
		Em du+.a ma' sa't va`o anh
		Vai ke^` vai, to'c ma^y em buo^ng xo?a
		Anh vuo^'t to'c, em ra(`ng : Anh ky`
		Kho^ng no'i gi` la.i pha' to'c cu?a em
		Anh ke^? chuye^.n, em to+ tu+o+?ng
		-Du+a em va`o mo^.ng ...tho+`i gian qua nhanh
		Cho+.t ti?nh, gio.ng buo^`n nha('c nho+? :
		Khuya ro^`i anh o+i ! Sao dda`nh ra ddi ?
		U+o+'c gi` ta ma~i ga^`n nhau
		Be^n nhau hai ddu+'a ma~i tho^i, kho?i ve^` ! 


			         - Ta(.ng CM thu+o+ng nho+' -

---------------------
		Vo`ng tro+`i dda^'t do.c ngang, ngang do.c
		No+. tang bo^`ng: vay tra?, tra? vay
		Chi' la`m trai: Nam, Ba('c, Ddo^ng, Ta^y
		Cho phi? su+'c va^~y vu`ng trong bo^'n be^?
                                    -NCT-

   L a`m da(m chai Budweiser cho ddo+`i vui tre?
   E m Miller, tra'ch nhe.: anh dda~ say 

   P ho' ma(.c ddo+`i, Becks kia tha ho^` uo^'ng

   T hu+o+ng em nhie^`u, Molsen o+i co' bie^'t
   H o^`n tha^~n tho+` bo+?i Slitz men cay
   I m va('ng qua' Heineken, anh lie^n ho^`i tu bo? "Tuborg"
   E a^'p be^n mi`nh, na`ng Michelob me^'n ye^u
   N hu+ Bia uo^'ng hoa`i ma` va^~n kho^ng say !
From: lethien@ESKIMO.enet.dec.com (NoLordShallStandBeforeMyself,IamDeicide)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Tho+
Date: 10 Oct 92 18:34:38 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation. Hudson, Ma


	Mo^.t bo'ng hi`nh tho^i,
	ddo^i ma('t em
	Co+' sao lo`ng anh ma~i to+ vu+o+ng
	O^i ! Tie^'ng em cu+o+`i thoang thoa?ng dda^u dda^y .
	Chu+a ngo~, chu+a trao, chu+a ga('n bo'
	-Da~ ho+`n, dda~ gia^.n, dda~ vu vo+ .
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: HNGUYEN@SC9.intel.com (HOANG NGUYEN (PAUL) 765-9447/PAGER 237-3542 M/S RN2-18)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [joke]You Call This Living? (C.Banc and Alan Dundes)
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:09:22 GMT
Reply-To: HNGUYEN@SC9.intel.com
Organization: SCV Relay
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu

(post without permission)

-----------------YOU CALL THIS LIVING?  C. Banc and Alan Dundes--------------
----------------- A Collection of East European Political Jokes--------------
----------------The University of Georgia Press/Athens and London------------


	  At school, a teacher discusses Homer's account of the Trojan war.
	He asks a student:

	-- Isaac, who took Troy?
	-- Comrade professor, it wasn't me.

	  The teacher is furious.  He sends a note asking Isaac's father
	to come to school to see him.  When the father arrives, the teacher
	tells him about his son's inept answer.

	-- Well, comrade teacher, says Mr. Rabinowitch, my son may not be a
	   bright student, but he is not a liar.  If he says he didn't take
	it, you may believe he really didn't.

	  The exasperated teacher complains to the principal.

	-- Well, says the principal, I know the family -- honest working-class
	   people.  Maybe the kid really didn't take it.

	  Even more irritated, the teacher leaves for home, and on the way he
	runs into a friend who happens to be a K.G.B. officer.  He tells him
	his annoyance over the answers of the Rabinowitches and the principal.

	-- You know, say the K.G.B. man, sometimes they do tell the truth.

	  The teacher goes home fuming at such ignorance and tries to forget
	the incident.  A week later he again runs into his friend.

	-- By the way, say the K.G.B. officer, the Rabinowitches have confessed
	   everything.  They took Troy.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: khanh@cae.prds.cdx.mot.com (Khanh Bui)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: the'c me'c
Date: 9 Oct 92 18:41:04 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.1992Oct9.184104.10742
Reply-To: khanh@cae.prds.cdx.mot.com
Organization: SCV Relay
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu


Ca'c ba.n la`m o+n la`m phu+o+'c cho Kha'nh mo^~ bie^'t la`m ca'ch
na`o ma` ca'c ba.n co' the^? theo do~i va` post nhie^`u ba`i le^n
net va^.y ?  Nha^'t la` qui' dzi. ba(`ng hu+~u dda(ng ma^'y ba`i
da`i o+i la` da`i ddo'.  So^' la` Kha'nh mo^~ cu~ng ddi ca`y nhu+
qui' dzi., ma` mo^~i la^`n mail forwarded tu+` SCV to+'i thi` kie^'m
thi` gio+` dde^? ddo.c mail co`n kho^ng ra, no'i chi la` dde^? na(.ng
dda^`u bo'p tra'n suy nghi~ la`m tho+, dda(.t truye^.n dda(ng le^n
net giu'p dzui mi' li. ba` con co^ ba'c.  Kha'nh mo^~ cu~ng khoa'i
go'p tie^'ng tre^n net lu'm lu'm, mo+` nga(.t no^~i kie^'m ho?ng
ra tho+`i gian ne^n ... buo^`n qua' ddi.

Mong mo?i qui' dzi. ba(`ng hu+~u chi? gia'o du`m cho.  Merci nhie^`u
la('m la('m.

Tha^n mi'u,

Kha'nh Bu.i
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: tdn7039@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (The Lord is my Shephard)
Subject: Re: Ti`m ba.n trai
Reply-To: tdn7039@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 23:12:53 GMT

In article <14OCT199208364082@lims02.lerc.nasa.gov>, folduon@lims02.lerc.nasa.gov writes:
>
>Tui thi` -dang ti`m ba.n ga'i -da^y.  Va^.y thi` bie^?u co^ Phu+o+ng chi.u
>tui -di, tui cu~ng co' college degree va^.y., coi cu~ng ba?nh, xe thi` 
>cu~ng co`n mo+'i - co' 1 tuo^?i ru+o+?i tho^i, i' da. co`n tuo^?i 
>thi` cu~ng -du+o+.c ro^`i, tui -du'ng tie^u chua^?n ro^`i.  Le. le.
>bie^?u co^? chi.u tui -di.  Tui no^n la('m -do'.
>                            
>m.l.
      m.l. nay`,
 co^ i' co' le~ muo^'n bie^'t xe m.l.  hie^.u gi` -do'!
 ca^`n pha?i cung khai ra ro~ ra`ng cho ng` ta bie^'t. 
      Xe ma` ho*i high mileage  thi` co' le~ kho^ng -du*o*.c. 
tho^i mua xe mo*'i -di cho cha('c a(n cha no^.i !
kho^ng tho^i hu.t chuye^'n na`y thi` chi? co`n ca'ch  la` 
nha?y xuo^'ng bie^?n tha'i bi`nh du*o*ng chu*' -du*`ng co'
nha?y xuo^'ng so^ng nu*~a.. :)  xuo^'ng -do' ma` tha(m
con ca' ma^.p thu` lu`.. cho vui..

Co`n m.l chi? co' ba?nh trai tho^i thi`.... chu*a ho^.i -du? tie^u chua^?n
 -da^u,  co^ phu*o*ng  ca^`n  the^m "nice body" nu*~a !

ba.n Bu`i,  nho*` nha('n la.i co^ phu*o*ng la`, nice body  nhu* the^' na`o.
be more specific how does she want it done...
 big and muscular or lean and smooth, or medium rare?

cuz I might be overqualified :) and I don't want that...
:)


TDN -kidding, ma^'y o^ng muo^'n a(n nha^.u gi` vo*'i co^ i' thi` ma(.c ma^'y
     o^ng. Tui -do*.i chuye^'n xe sau. :)
     
 
>In article <92287.160744QTB100@psuvm.psu.edu>, CUONG BUI <QTB100@psuvm.psu.edu> writes...
>>To^i dda(ng ba`i na`y cho mo^.t ngu*o*`i ba.n te^n Phu*o*ng
>>       - Looking for a guy who's handsome and have a nice car, nice job,
>>and a nice body for a good-looking VN girl.Age limit from 20-30.
>>Must have a college degree or in college.  If interested, please email back at
>>qtb100@psuvm.psu.edu   or at qtb@eclu.psu.edu
>>      If you want to mail to her directly, please send mail , and phone
>>number to:
>>Phuong
>>MB # 608
>>Penn State Univ.
>>1031 Edgecomb ave.
>>York, Pa 17403
>>P.s:   Please also send cc to qtb100@psuvm.psu.edu, or qtb@eclu.psu.edu
>
>