From: HADCRJAM@admin.uh.edu (MILLER, JIMMY A.)
Subject: Re: FAQ for rsfc (was Re: Woofing)
Organization: University of Houston Administrative Computing
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 17:10:57 GMT
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In <1992Jul31.075846.1@ducvax.auburn.edu> swanger@ducvax.auburn.edu writes:

> In article <1992Jul29.233913.1376@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu>, jpm@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu writes:
> > I'm curious to know what the story is about "woofing".  Exactly when is it safe
> > to woof for your team and avoid the wrath of Oliver's Theorem?  Maybe this is a
> > FAQ, but I haven't seen the full explanation since I've been reading this
> > group. 
> 
> A FAQ?  For rec.sport.football.college???  Now THERE'S an idea!  For a
> moderator, maybe we could get Mark Mitchell, or Darryl Marsee (or better
> yet, Goober ("just the FAQs maam") Smith).
> 
> Lets see, what would this FAQ look like ...
> 
>   --------------R.S.F.C. FAQ - Abandon hope all who enter here--------
> 
> 1. Which college has the greatest football tradition of all time??
> 
> Grasshopper, there have been many great teams and many great schools, but
> the greatest of all time is <insert your school here>
> 
> 2. Well Master, which schools have the greatest rivalries of all time (and
> don't wimp out on the answer this time)
> 
> Ok, ok, these would be:
> 
> 	Auburn-Alabama (still #1)
> 	Georgia-Georgia Tech
> 	Texas A&M-Cows
> 	Miami-San Diego st.
> 	etc...
> 
> 3. Is woofing allowed in rsfc?
> 
> Drop dead you low-life Gator hating, Cane bashing, Aggie cow stealing, Irish
> loving, Bama brick throwing, Pat Dye tieing, &*&^%$#$%^&.  Get a life jerk!!
> 
> 4. Did BYU deserve the MNC a few years back (forgot the year)?
> 
> NO NO NO, a thousand times NO!!!!!
> 
> 5. If two different teams win the MNC in different polls, is it permissable
> to post, say 5000 messages to rsfc, all saying basically the same thing,
> that MY TEAM IS BETTER THAN YOURS AND IS THE REAL CHAMPION, nyah nyah nyah??
> 
> Permissable??  It's a requirement!  (see Colorado/Ga Tech - 1990 season and
> to a lesser extent, Washington/Miami for the 1991 season)
> 
> 6. Why are Miami's colors so weird?
> 
> Good question!
> 
> 7. What does MNC mean anyway?
> 
> Mythical National Championship (or MY National Championship for some fans)
> 
  8.  Noter Dame is the greatest school in the CFA.

  9.  Noter Dame is the worst school in the CFA.

 10.  The Miami Hurricanes are both (8) and (9).

 11.  Aggies make up the best Aggie jokes.  This is because they are true
      stories, not made up, as some mistakenly believe.

 12.  Goober is God! Or at least a reasonable facsimile thereof.

 13.  All pre-season predictions are gospel.  You Heard It Here First.

 14.  A football is an oblong spheroid, typically made of leather and filled
      with hot air--very similar to your typical college football fan, Bowl 
      Committee Member, or NCAA executive.  All four are known to bounce in an
      unpredicable manner.

 15.  Artificial turf is an abomination.  But it does save on raking, and is
      important to the plastics industry in these lean economic times.

 more to follow...

semper fi,

Jammer Jim Miller 
Texas A&M University '89 and '91
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