HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: vpoy@terapin.com (Vincent Poy)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: Re: *.QWK For Citidel
Date: 23 Dec 92 21:29:16 GMT
Organization: BBS

In article <1992Dec22.080545.24089@u.washington.edu>,
jbiafra@hardy.u.washington.edu (Ding a Ding Dang My Ding a Long Ling Long)
writes:
>mimir@hardy.u.washington.edu (Al Billings) writes:
>
>>In article <1992Dec19.141201.8726@pool.info.sunyit.edu>
ueh@pool.info.sunyit.ed
>u (Eric Hausgaard) writes:
>>>Is there a Shareware version of a QWK mailer for a Citidel BBS? 
>>>I'd like to put one up on the Schools BBS. 
>
>> What kind of citAdel BBS? There are dozens of different kinds in several
>>different networks. None of them support .QWK packets to my knowledge but
>>I only deal in DragCit and its descendents so I could be wrong.
>
>I'm involved with the various citadels here in seattle, and I don't believe
ther
>e is any QWK mail reader setup yet.  I'm thinking of reading up on the format
th
>at it uses and writing an addition for Citadels to use it...  It would be a
bit 
>odd since the formats Citadels use for messages is different.
>
Is Citadel available in Source Code Form and is it free? Also where can I ftp
it? What does Citadel offer to users?
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: stmfarqu@atlas.cs.upei.ca (Michael J. Farquharson)
Subject: Maximus Sysop Requests Utility
Organization: University of Prince Edward Island
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 00:53:22 GMT

Does anyone know if there is a utility written for Maximus 2.01 which will
allow the sysop to delete users if they have not logged on for a specified
number of days?

I delete users if they have not called for 90 days but I would like a
program which would do it... if there is such a thing... thanks.

                                                        stmfarqu@upei.ca
                                                        Michael Farquharson
                                                        UPEI Engineering
From: vpoy@terapin.com (Vincent Poy)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: Re: Simple question of what and where
Date: 25 Dec 92 15:45:30 PST
Organization: BBS

In article <gaecwB1w165w@visavis.cam.org>, abolins@visavis.cam.org (August
Abolins) writes:
>steve@utdallas.edu (Steve Hodo) writes:
>
>> I'd like to run a very simple bbs for some unattended
>> file transfers with a few of my local friends.  What`
>> is the simplest bbs package that supports file transfers
>> and where can I get it.  BTW, it's for a an ibm system.
>
>Try FrontDoor.
>
>   FrontDoor 2.02 Noncommercial
>   User guide
>   For noncommercial use and distribution
>
>   Welcome to FrontDoor, the complete e-mail package from Advanced
>   Engineering sarl. It is probably safe to say that an e-mail package,
>   such as FrontDoor, is one of the most complex types of applications
>   around. This manual is very straight forward and may seem hard to
>   understand at first glance. If you get lost, or cannot understand
>   something, go back and read the section you are having problems with,
>   carefully.
>
>   FrontDoor has been tested on more than four thousand systems for over
>   five years. It will run under MS or PC DOS versions 3.1 and above;
>   including 4.x, 5.x, OS/2 1.3, and OS/2 2.0 DOS Mode. It runs under
>   most LAN software; including Novell and LANtastic. It also runs under
>   PC-MOS/386, VM/386 and in other multi-tasking environments such as
>   DESQview.
>
>       2.1 Hardware requirements
>
>           o   An IBM PC, AT, i386, i486, PS/2 or 100% BIOS compatible.
>           o   A hard disk with at least 1 MB available diskspace.
>           o   An asynchronous modem capable of sending alphanumeric
>               messages such as CONNECT 2400.
>           o   A DTE interface (computer <> modem) that supports CTS/RTS
>               handshaking (most cables/internal modems do).
>           o   A monochrome or color monitor.
>           o   384 KB of system memory.
>
>
>       2.2 Software requirements
>
>           o   MS or PC DOS 3.10 or above.
>           o   A FOSSIL driver such as X00 or BNU.
>
>
>       2.3 Additional equipment
>
>       FrontDoor can take advantage of, but does not require, the
>       following:
>
>           o   EMS/XMS memory for overlays and memory image swapping.
>           o   EGA/VGA extended screen modes such as 80x43/50 and
>               132x28.
>           o   AT-style (extended) keyboard.
>
>______________________________________
>Hope this helps.
>
>
>
>
>---  /|ugust /|bolins  ---------------------[ abolins@visavis.cam.org ]---
Front Door is not a BBS Software.  FrontDoor is a FidoNet compatible BBS Mailer
for use as standalone or as the frontend of a BBS software thus you can't login
to Frontdoor...
From: Frank@mindlink.bc.ca (Frank I. Reiter)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: Re: NEW BBS PROGRAM
Date: 22 Dec 92 16:45:03 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada

> Myron Krawczuk writes:
>
> Org.  : The HiTECH Group
>
>                 HI! & WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY
>                    - and many years beyond

Look folks - someone who knows what the computer and commuinications
industries will be doing more than one hundred years from now!

I guess I've read enough.

Frank.
--
___________________________________________________________________
Frank I. Reiter                 Internet: Frank@mindlink.bc.ca
MIND LINK! Communications Corp. Surrey, British Columbia, Canada
Newsgroups: alt.bbs,comp.bbs.misc
From: E2KP000 <E2KP@UNB.CA>
Subject: Guis, XEROX APPLE etc..
Organization: The University of New Brunswick
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 1993 06:06:49 GMT

Gentlemen:
If you insist on carrying on this thread re: who invented the gui and wh
o won the case of Apple Computers Ltd. v. Xerox Ltd, please change the
subject line. I don't want to answer Robo mail that isn't Robo mail ok?
______________
Robert Trifts <E2KP@UNB.CA>

Newsgroups: alt.bbs,alt.dcom.telecom,biz.comp.services,comp.mail.misc
From: Allan H. Levy <a-levy@uiuc.edu>
Subject: Re: compuserve
X-Xxdate: Tue, 29 Dec 92 14:47:30 GMT
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d16
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 20:42:50 GMT
X-Xxmessage-Id: <A766158265015719@levy.med.uiuc.edu>

In article <1992Dec23.013200.6839@walter.cray.com> Jeff Carroll,
jcarroll@ferris.cray.com writes:
>	My wife has lately begun to express interest in getting into
>CompuServe. Since I've had continuous and copious Internet access for
five
>years+ now, I know next to nothing about CompuServe, and thus have no
idea
>whether it's likely to be cost-effective for our purposes.

CompuServe is pretty good. I have found the service to be reliable. I use
the weather, AP news and the movie reviews mostly.  They are included in
the basic monthly price.  It jyst takes too long and it is too expensive
to download many files from the forums.  I am not sure if there are
really any bargains in electronic shopping.
From: maciej@slip-user.net.uci.edu (Maciej B. Szefler)
Subject: This is a test
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Organization: None
Date: 29 Dec 92 20:29:53 GMT

test
From: klaus@cscns.com (Klaus Dimmler)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: Commerce Business Daily on-line provided by CNS
Date: 28 Dec 92 13:28:46 GMT
Organization: Community_News_Service
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]


Starting Jan 4, 1993, CNS will offer the Commerce Business Daily on line.
You will be able to do a keyword search, and view the results on the
screen. You will have the option of sending a given result to your email
address. 

This is part of CNS's new offering called "BusinessLink".  Access is
offered by one of the following methods: 
 
       1) A Colorado Springs number  719-520-1700
       2) A Denver number            303-756-2656
       3) Telnet access at cscns.com
       4) An 800 number

All methods of access are charged at $3.95 per hour, except the 800
service. The 800 service is $8.00 per hour. A minimum charge of $10 is
made every month. There is a one-time start-up fee of $35. 
 
To subscribe, please call CNS during working hours via voice at
719-592-1240. After Jan 4, you may also subscribe to "Business Link"
on-line if you are paying with any major credit card. 

CNS cannot guarrantee these rates beyond March, 1992. This is because CNS
pays a high price for the CBD information. It is hoped that our very low
price attracts enough users to make up the cost. If this is not the case
by March, the price must be increased accordingly. 
 
We are anxious to evaluate the interest in this service. If you have
interest, comments, or questions please drop me a line. 

CNS is a full service Internet provider, offering slip, uucp, and dial-up
services to the Internet. 
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: stmfarqu@atlas.cs.upei.ca (Michael J. Farquharson)
Subject: FTP SITE	FOR MAXIMUS UP/DOWNLOADS REQUESTED!!!!!!
Organization: University of Prince Edward Island
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 05:16:59 GMT

        I'm a Maximus 2.01wb SysOp and I have a lot of really good utility
programs for Maximus which I've picked up either from Long Distance sources
(BBSs) or from the Internet... Actually, I must be getting close to four
or five megs of zipped utilities by now.  I'm sure that there are some other
Maximus SysOps out there who would be interested in getting their hands on
these... and I'd like to get some new Maximus utilities as well.

        Does anyone know of an FTP site where I could upload these?  I mean
a place that would not delete them in a week... It'd be kind of nice to have
some place where all of the Maximus SysOps could get together and upload new
Utilities and download the old ones... If anybody can help me, or has enough
'pull' at an FTP site to set aside a directory, I, as well as a tonne of other
Maximus SysOps would be very grateful I'm sure... Thank You.

===============================================================================
Michael Farquharson  | Sysop:  Starbase 1 BBS, Sherwood, P.E.I., Canada
stmfarqu@upei.ca     | Phone:  (902)-628-1230
UPEI Engineering     | Running Maximus 2.01wb with SupraFAXModem 14.4
===============================================================================
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: rob@sound.demon.co.uk (Robert J Barth)
Subject: Re: Multiple Phone Lines???
Reply-To: rob@sound.demon.co.uk
Distribution: world
X-Mailer: cppnews $Revision: 1.20 $
Organization: Sound & Vision BBS (UK) 0932 252323
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 23:29:43 +0000

>I run a 43 line BBS using one 486/33 and The Major BBS from Galacticomm.
>I'm also a Galacticomm dealer, so give me a call if you'd like to 
>ask me some specific questions.
ouch!
can you give me some more details - multiline BBS in the UK all seem to be run
on novell netware... this sounds interesting !
what hardware are you running on exactly ? And how much does the software cost
-- is it flexible compared to a good bbs like RemoteAccess, and can I convert
user/menu/files ?

-rob-

=----------------------------------.----------------------------------------=
| Nominal  : Rob Barth             | RJB Communications (+44) (0)932 253131 |
| InterNet : rob@sound.demon.co.uk | Sound & Vision BBS (+44) (0)932 252323 |
| FidoNet  : sysop, 2:254/14       |  The best UK BBS with a full UseNet &  |
| Nyx      : rbarth@nyx.cs.du.edu  | Internet Email feed. All hours/speeds. |
=----------------------------------.----------------------------------------=
Newsgroups: alt.bbs,alt.bbs.internet
From: u3110476@twncu865.ncu.edu.tw
Subject: RE: Educational Nets
Organization: Computer Center, NCU, Taiwan, R.O.C.
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 05:08:16 GMT

CURRENT
REPLY








Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: nsmca@acad3.alaska.edu
Subject: Re: Mac BBS's and More
Organization: University of Alaska Fairbanks
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 10:08:09 GMT

In article <1992Dec25.112842.29983@newstand.syr.edu>, talarico@rodan.acs.syr.edu (John F. Talarico) writes:
> Hey There:
>   
>    Anyone have any suggestions for starting a Mac-based BBS?
>    What Software available, etc.?
>    (Please No Flames)
> 
> JT
> 

 
Sorry for the double post on this topic all. I just answered and then thought
some more..
 
Well info/thoughts on any BBS are much the same.. To make sure you find a
software that yoou can handle, one that you like the feel of it. One that is
cheap if possible. Do you want a netted BBS? Also multiple nodes?
Also get another phone line.. Having your mother call you at work to bitch you
out becuase she has been calling your house for four hours straight and all she
got was a busy signal or a BEEEEP is real fun.. Also its a fun way to pick the
phone up and get <nothhhiiinngg> becuase it s a modem on the other end.. 
Maybe go for a theme for your BBS. Do you want discussion boards only? or do
are you a file server? Also modem and capatibility. I have a modem that does
not like my BBS software at all, but I can MOD it to like it better, also some
people have odd modems.. Also how strong of Adult Only Policy..
 
Quick question have you ever ran a BBS before? Been a co-sysop or jr-sysop?
If you have files, will there be a adult area? Religious BBS and how far will
you go? Also how to handle obnoxious posters/users... Pay for use or free BBS?
I ran a BBS with a Zelazny Amber Theme to it.. with story boards.
Might go for a sysops (freindly sysops welcome) area for help, info, and
general sysop type stuff, such as known obnoxious modemers..
Also how far will you go for different protection/access areas..
Speed of BBS? Might take a look at DVORAK's Guide to Tellecommunications..
Its mostly for DOS BBSes but. It has alot of good info..
 
Any questions, or did I get to wierd..


Michael Adams
Alias: Morgoth/Ghost Wheel 
nsmca@acad3.alaska.edu
From: vpoy@terapin.com (Vincent Poy)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: Re: Mud For Tbbs?
Date: 29 Dec 92 15:15:19 PST
Organization: BBS

In article <725652945.F00001@monly.wlink.nl>, Joop.Stokvis@f2.n100.z60.wlink.nl
(Joop Stokvis) writes:
>Hi Vincent
>
>
> >I hope
> >that was a typo.  v22bis is 2400 Bps and 2400 Bps on anything is
> >slower than 38,400 Bps.... Just my 2 cents worth...
>
>No it was no type but may Idid not express wel! I ment a Unix based BBS
>that even with a V22bis seemed to be (very) slow. My BBS is now running
>10 V32bis lines locked to 38k an three hard wired lines also locked to
>38K.
>
>I have about 70 games on line and 4 CDrom players. In general the
>throughput is about 12 ms
>
>Ik wens je een gelukkig Nieuwjaar!
>
>Joop
>
>  BBS Waterland home of wlink.nl (usenet/UUCP)
>              +31 2990 40202  (10 lines) | +31 2990 46171 Mail Only
>               2:512/301.0@fidonet.org   |  2:512/17.0@fidonet.org
>  Supervisor : Joop Stokvis (joop@wlink.nl)
>               Voice/Fax +31-2990-43030
>
What I was trying to say is that v22bis is 2400Bps and 2400bps is slow on any
system, even in dos...
From: Mike_Whalen@agwbbs.new-orleans.LA.US (Mike Whalen)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: LD BBS Calling Services
Distribution: world
Date: 27 Dec 92 10:38:02 CST
Organization: The Amiga GateWay BBS * New Orleans, La.

Can anyone provide any information on Long Distance Packet Switching
networks that allows a person to pay a fee to call certain BBSs?

PC Pursuit?

Acculink?

Global Access?

Any information is requested..

Mike.. 

-- Via DLG Pro v0.995

---------
           Oh NO! I'm going to be.. NET.SICK! BLLLOOORRRRRP!!!
             UUCP in the USA.. UUCP in the USA.. Hey hey HEY!
CHA CHA CHA!
---------
From: repstein@mlink.UUCP (Randy)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: Re: This is a test
Date: 30 Dec 92 15:00:43 EST
Organization: the ModemLink Network, Long Island, New York

Thats what alt.test is for.

--- Via UCI v1.17 (C-Net Amiga)
From: system@tradent.wimsey.bc.ca (Gordon Soukoreff)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: Multi-node Games
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 92 08:47:29 PST
Organization: TradeNET International Trade Corp.


Does anyone know of any real time multinode BBS door games for MS-DOS ?



gordon@tradent.wimsey.bc.ca                       Gordon Soukoreff
Genelle, British Columbia                         CANADA
Newsgroups: alt.bbs,comp.bbs.misc
From: rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: RoboBoard BBS
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 04:25:30 GMT

kpm8447@tesla.njit.edu writes:
>In article <1992Dec30.151052.2030@newstand.syr.edu>, isr@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Michael S. Schechter - ISR group account) writes:
>> No, Xerox, Stanford and MIT didn't do anything with their GUI's.
>      ^^^^^
>      \
>       Except win the lawsuit.

What?  Was there a second lawsuit?  They certaintly didn't win the first.
-- 
668: The Neighbor of the Beast.
From: stevep@snowhite.cis.uoguelph.ca (Steve Portigal)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: Guelph needed (519)
Date: 22 Dec 1992 13:53:15 -0600
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu


 I'm looking any BBS in the Guelph area, area code 519.

Thanks,

Steve Portigal
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: newell@netcom.com (newell neal)
Subject: 305 bbs/gay
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 17:00:57 GMT

I am looking for a Gay BBS in area #305-
Several # that are on other lists are in error or are disconected.
Tha you.
newell@netcom.com
From: Joop.Stokvis@f2.n100.z60.wlink.nl (Joop Stokvis)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: Mud For Tbbs?
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1992 19:16:40 -0100

Hi Vincent


 >I hope
 >that was a typo.  v22bis is 2400 Bps and 2400 Bps on anything is
 >slower than 38,400 Bps.... Just my 2 cents worth...

No it was no type but may Idid not express wel! I ment a Unix based BBS
that even with a V22bis seemed to be (very) slow. My BBS is now running
10 V32bis lines locked to 38k an three hard wired lines also locked to
38K.

I have about 70 games on line and 4 CDrom players. In general the
throughput is about 12 ms

Ik wens je een gelukkig Nieuwjaar!

Joop

  BBS Waterland home of wlink.nl (usenet/UUCP)
              +31 2990 40202  (10 lines) | +31 2990 46171 Mail Only
               2:512/301.0@fidonet.org   |  2:512/17.0@fidonet.org
  Supervisor : Joop Stokvis (joop@wlink.nl)
               Voice/Fax +31-2990-43030

Newsgroups: alt.best.of.internet,rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: apb.4819@nd.edu (voluptua love)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: University of Notre Dame
Distribution: alt.best.of.internet
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1992 04:08:15 GMT

In article <1992Dec25.045200.21311@fcom.cc.utah.edu> dks8475@u.cc.utah.edu (David Kenneth Slack/Music) writes:
>From: dks8475@u.cc.utah.edu (David Kenneth Slack/Music)
>Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
>Date: Fri, 25 Dec 92 04:52:00 GMT

>>>   Quit mailing this crap to alt.best.of.internet!!!
>>>
>>  I think it's pretty funny! It should most definately be mailed to this
>>  newsgroup!

>Fine, but at least we could trim off the stuff we've all seen hundreds of
>times already...


In huntington, west virginia, j. walter puppybreath writes:
>>>>>  just give me some peace

well, wally, this is just the sort of **** that doesn't 
come *close* to the best of internet.
maybe the best of bitnet.  may bee not even that

this, wally is a recursive post.  that makes it better
already.

my own car just passed me... with me in it...  i must be off


but i'll never forget even one of you.

i'm yours forever,

till the mountains wash into the sea,

and yours alone,


*voluptua love*
 
------------------------------------------
voluptua love
University of Notre Dame
Xref: sparky alt.best.of.internet:166 rec.humor:37057 alt.folklore.computers:18339 alt.cascade:3676
From: 9999cs02@uhdvx3.dt.uh.edu (Tina Marie!)
Newsgroups: alt.best.of.internet,rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Date: 24 Dec 1992 00:00 CDT
Organization: University of Houston-Downtown
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: uhdvx3.dt.uh.edu
X-Lunar-Date: 5 days, 11 hours, 28 minutes since the last quarter of the moon
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41A   

(Alexandre Khalil) writes...
>(Ethan Place) writes...
>>  I think it's pretty funny! It should most definately be mailed to this
>>  newsgroup!
> 
>  You are right: It was funny the first few times.
> 
>  After 25 odd postings, the interest is wearing off.
>

	*grin* I thought interest tended to accumulate, not wear off.  If
you know how to make interest wear off, I have a car loan you might be
interested in...:)

	(Sorry, Alex, but it was too good to pass up...:)

Tina Marie
Official TradeMark of ARC/RFA

"And love made death an illusion" -- Chthon, Piers Anthony

Xref: sparky alt.best.of.internet:165 rec.humor:37056 alt.folklore.computers:18338 alt.cascade:3675
From: math1po@rosie.uh.edu (Alexandre Khalil)
Newsgroups: alt.best.of.internet,rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Date: 23 Dec 1992 23:30 CST
Organization: University of Houston
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: rosie.uh.edu
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

In article <BzqHE7.2sI@agora.rain.com>, ethan@agora.rain.com (Ethan Place) writes...
>mayor@ee.umanitoba.ca (Cam "You didn't see me!" Mayor) writes:
>>   Quit mailing this crap to alt.best.of.internet!!!
>>
>  I think it's pretty funny! It should most definately be mailed to this
>  newsgroup!

  You are right: It was funny the first few times.

  After 25 odd postings, the interest is wearing off.


alex@dt.uh.edu


>		      Ethan
> 
>-- 
>| "May they all die beautifully!"  |---| INet: ethan@agora.rain.com |----------|
>|------------| -Don Harvey |-------|---------| ethanplace@sma2.rain.com |------|
>|"All I need in life is sex, good food, and a| "If there were a devil, it would|
>| science fiction paperback."  -Me |---------|  be Rush Limbaugh!"  -Me |------|
Newsgroups: alt.best.of.internet,rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: ethan@agora.rain.com (Ethan Place)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: Open Communications Forum
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 22:34:54 GMT

mayor@ee.umanitoba.ca (Cam "You didn't see me!" Mayor) writes:
>   Quit mailing this crap to alt.best.of.internet!!!
>
  I think it's pretty funny! It should most definately be mailed to this
  newsgroup!

		      Ethan

-- 
| "May they all die beautifully!"  |---| INet: ethan@agora.rain.com |----------|
|------------| -Don Harvey |-------|---------| ethanplace@sma2.rain.com |------|
|"All I need in life is sex, good food, and a| "If there were a devil, it would|
| science fiction paperback."  -Me |---------|  be Rush Limbaugh!"  -Me |------|
Newsgroups: alt.best.of.internet,rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: dks8475@u.cc.utah.edu (David Kenneth Slack/Music)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center Student Mail Machine
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 92 04:52:00 GMT

>>   Quit mailing this crap to alt.best.of.internet!!!
>>
>  I think it's pretty funny! It should most definately be mailed to this
>  newsgroup!

Fine, but at least we could trim off the stuff we've all seen hundreds of
times already...
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: a response to a mister not-john-cheese-but-formula409
Date: 23 Dec 92 20:46:32 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>>>>> Someone say "cheese"?
>>>>> This *is* a cheese shop, isn't it?
>>>>It's the finest in all the newsgroups.
>>>Oh...I must be in the wrong place...
>>Yes, this is abuse!
>No, THIS is abuse! *whacks James on head with hammer*

Damn! I was hoping for the knee to the groin!

>>>>> Ratboy aka *sniff* Ack. Headcheese. Mybe we can use it for animation...
>>>>Eric aka "Do you mind the bazuki playing?"
>>>Ratboy aka It's kinda nice...like that PING! noise...what's a bazuki?
>>Same J octupud A bazuki is a BIG GUN. (stupid git!)
>Ratboy aka ...an evergreen El Dorado..a treelined treasure trove...
> but what are the costs in human terms?













Maje S aak Five dollars (US).
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Favorite Skit?
Date: 29 Dec 92 23:56:20 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>What is your favorite skit?

>I personally like _Argument_  and _constitutional peasant_.

No you don't.

>--C.H. Mainframe
>  (Brian Guscott)

R.J.R. Nabiscunt
(James Wainscotting)