From: friedric@kirk.fmi.uni-passau.de (Carsten Friedrich)
Subject: Re: Blueboxing
Organization: University of Passau, Germany
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 11:57:20 GMT

Hallo,

|> 
|> 
|>   c) und nicht zuletzt dass ich immer noch der Meinung bin, dass dieses
|>      magenta eher Lila als Rot ist, argllll, und schon gar nicht herrlich
|>      oder fraulich!

1.) Ich hoffe mir faellt bis zum Ende des Artikels ein Objoke ein.
2.) Die Farbe Magenta:
wenn man den Farbenraum rgb (=rot gruen blau) und den dazu inversen
farbenraum cmy (= cyan magenta gelb) bertrachtet sieht man sehr
schnell, das sich magenta auch als 100% 0% gruen und 100% blau
darstellen laesst. d.h. magenta ist genauso rot wie blau. wie lila
genau als farbwerte definiert ist weiss ich nicht, ich nehm aber an,
dass es auch irgendwo zwischen rot und blau liegt und damit magenta
wohl am naechsten kommt.

gruesse,
carsten

Dafuer gibt's nen extra langen Objoke:

                         Drinkers Fault-Finding Guide
                         ============================

Symptom  : Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste ; shirt front is wet.
Fault    : Mouth not open when drinking or glass being applied to wrong part
           of face.
Solution : Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror. Continue with
           as many pints as necessary until drinking technique is perfect.

Symptom  : Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste ; Beer unusually pale
           and clear.
Fault    : Glass is empty.
Solution : Find someone who will buy you another pint.

Symptom  : Feet cold and wet.
Fault    : Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Solution : Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling.

Symptom  : Feet warm and wet.
Fault    : Loss of self-control.
Solution : Go and stand beside nearest dog - After a while complain to its
           owner about its lack of house training.

Symptom  : Bar blurred.
Fault    : You are looking through the bottom of your empty glass.
Solution : Find someone who will buy you another pint.

Symptom  : Bar swaying.
Fault    : Air turbulence unusually high - maybe due to darts match in progress.
Solution : Insert broom handle down back of jacket.

Symptom  : Bar moving.
Fault    : You are being carried out.
Solution : Find out if you are being taken to another bar - if not complain
           loudly that you are being hi-jacked.

Symptom  : The opposite wall is covered with ceiling tiles and has a
           fluorescent strip across it.
Fault    : You have fallen over backwards.
Solution : If glass is still full, and no one is standing on your drinking arm,
           stay put. If not, get someone to lift you up and lash you to the bar.

Symptom  : Everything has gone dim and you have a mouth full of teeth and
           dog-ends.
Fault    : You have fallen over forwards.
Solution : Same as for falling over backwards.

Symptom  : You have woken up to find your bed cold, hard and wet. You cannot
           see your bedroom walls or ceiling.
Fault    : You have spent the night in the gutter.
Solution : Check your watch to see if it is opening time - if not treat
           yourself to a lie in.

Symptom  : Everything has gone dim.
Fault    : The pub is closing.
Solution : PANIC !!!!!

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