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Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy
Subject: Death Metal news.
From: dfarrell@eagle.wesleyan.edu
Date: 9 Apr 92 20:20:54 EDT
Organization: Wesleyan University

 If you are in Rhode Island this Saturday (April 11th), check out the death
metal festival at Club Baby Head, (Providence).  There are twelve bands, with
Impetigo headlining.  Other big names are:  Incantation, Deceased, Repulsion,
and Vital Remains.  Other bands are: Rottevore, Dissenter, Phlem, etc.  Nuclear
Blast/Relapse records is hosting the event.  It is from 2pm-2am, costs $10, and
there is free food.  It will be brutal.  
	Speaking of Incantation, look for their debut LP on Relapse this May. 
I  got a copy of the (unmixed) record, and it will be the best death/doom album
released this year.  Not only have they redefined the New York style of death
metal, but have redinfined death metal in general.  The vocals are the deepest
and most demonic, the guitars are just evil!!!!  I don't have song titles (some
of the songs on my tape don't even have titles).   
	Other news, Autopsy might tour with Naplam Death.  Of course all tour
news is tenuous till the last minute.  Peaceville records, who are now being
distributed domestically by Caroline records, is trying to put a Peaceville
U.S.A. tour together with Dark Throne, My Dying Bride, etc.  
	The big tour gathering for the moment is the Entombed/Exhorder/Ripping
Corpse tour.  It begins in Newark NJ on April 17th.  Further dates will be
listed.  
	Roadracer records announces that Obituary and Deicide are about to
release their new albums.  Obituary's is called The End Complete.  I've not
heard it, but I've heard that John Tardy sings actual lyrics this time!!
Deicide's album is called Legion, and might be released on May 6th.  But it
will most likely be postponed.  Both of the bands plan to tour this summer. 
Obituary with Napalm Death and Morgoth, and Deicide with Malevolent Creation
and Cannibal Corpse.  The latter tour has been rumoured to begin July 15th, but
I don't believe it.  
	Suffocation has begun their first European tour with Gorguts (I think).   
	Annother Nuclear Blast/Relapse record to watch out for is Monstrosity. 
I forgot the album title, but, judging from their demo, it will rule.  
	Morbid Angel are in Florida writing material for their new album.  No
details yet (too early), but Richard Brunelle claims that it will follow in the
same underlying concept as their first two.  Alters Of Madness, according to
Brunelle, is summoning forth the chaos.  Blessed Are The Sick is enjoying what
has been summoned.  The third album might be what one does after they enjoy it.  
A new order, so to speak.  
	Hot demos to pick up:  Pyrexia and Embrionic Death.  both are from Long
Island, and both are redefining brutality.  If interested, I'll print their
addresses.
From: jh4y+@andrew.cmu.edu (John William Hollis, III)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy
Subject: Sadus info
Date: 14 Apr 92 13:31:19 GMT
Article-I.D.: andrew.oduhuby00UgIE0qkkD
Organization: Instructional Technology, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

Swallowed in Black is their first and only Roadracer release.  I haven't
ever heard of any other releases by them.  They are a Canadian band, and
to me they sound like what Voivod would have sounded like had they
remained a thrash band.  Currently, they are in the studio working on a
new album for release at the end of summer or in the fall (last update I
got anyway).

Speaking of Roadracer, prepare for the soon to be released, new
Obituary!!!  Should be incredible.

Sean
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy
From: maple@seas.gwu.edu (Maple Moriji)
Subject: Re: Maple is a Poserissimo
Organization: George Washington University
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 22:37:28 GMT


se020151@seas.gwu.edu (Hyok Lee) writes:
: 
: If you guys have not observed til now, anyone with half a brain
: could tell tell that Maple is a poser.  One cannot believe anything
: he says.  He has absolutely no friends at school because he cuts down
: on everything.

You're full of it.  I have a whole group of headbangers that I hang
out with.  I think you just what to be a part of us.

: I cut things down when I think it deserves it, but
: Maple has no scruples.  When I got Slayer's "Seasons in the Abyss,"
: he said that they sold out just  because they had a video out on
: MTV.

Bullshit!  I never said such a thing.  "Seasons in the Abyss" is a great
album.  There is nothing wrong with making videos, except for the
poser videos that show some chick dancing in underwear.

: Maple and I used to be friends at one time, but when he went
: on this strange kill the posers kick, I backed off.  He started to
: burn Winger albums on the school quadrangle, and people used to 
: stare at him as if he were crazy or something.  All I can say is that
: I want the old Maple back....the guy I used to have beers with at
: TGIFridays with ... and used to mosh with.....the guy I used to
: go to metal concerts with.......
: 
: It's SAD BUT TRUE......Sob...

Alright, so maybe I used to hang out with you in the past, but after
I realized that you couldn't tell the difference between Poison and
Megadeth, that was it.  I would NEVER want to be associated with
a poser like you.  And what's wrong with burning Winger albums?
It must be eliminated from the face of this earth!

: Well, anyway, if you guys want to start a fan club for l'il ole me,
: that's fine with me.  I will write on any subject concerning metal
: but don't expect me to be nice to every group you like..
: cuz I gotta be me.

Get a life, Hyok.  You have no fans.  You don't have the charisma
and charm to get a following.  Only someone like Suaron and I can
do it, because we are true metal worshippers.

C++ ya,

Maple

--

 /----------------------------------------------------------------------------\
 | Maple Moriji                  |  The only absolute knowledge attainable by |
 | maple@sparko.gwu.edu          |  man is that life is meaningless.          |
 | George Washington University  |                                 -- Tolstoy |
 \----------------------------------------------------------------------------/

Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy
From: jks2x@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason)
Subject: Re: "Speed" metal
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Sun, 5 Apr 1992 07:27:48 GMT

In article <1992Apr2.212052.23479@talon.ucs.orst.edu> bostrov@eris.wtfd.orst.edu (Vareck Bostrom) writes:

>
>> Heavy : Anything that isnt played on HBB or MTV because it's too
>>         heavy, but not fitting into thhe below categories. <Ok,           
>>         some like Metallica and SoundG are played...>
>> Speed : Faster then heavy, and with better lyrics and hardness then
>>         those damned poser groups on HBB all the time... <speed ex:       
>>         Old Metallica, Anthrax, Sanctuary, Death Angel>. Speed uses
>>         lighter voices and more lead guitar then thrash.
>
>Then what of oldmetallica was speed? I can't think of anything.
>Ride The Lightning? No. Battery? No. Damage, Inc? No...

I seriously hope you're kidding here.  Metallica DEFINED speed metal.
How can you NOT say that Battery, Damage inc, etc are speed metal.

>HST
>> coven@hale.cts.com (Coven)   01-Apr-92 at 4:10p

-Jason

--
"One day I'll get what's mine through the persistence of time"
						    -Anthrax 'Time'
From: mort@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Jeff Mortensen)
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 00:38:27 GMT
Subject: Re: Maple is a Poserissimo
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Fort Collins, CO, USA
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy

In alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy, maple@seas.gwu.edu (Maple Moriji) writes:

> 
> album.  There is nothing wrong with making videos, except for the
> poser videos that show some chick dancing in underwear.

Whats the matter with women in underwear! You would rather have men in
underwear?
> 
> Get a life, Hyok.  You have no fans.  You don't have the charisma
> and charm to get a following.  Only someone like Suaron and I can
> do it, because we are true metal worshippers.
Wow, you to major crybabys are the true posers!  Thinking this notes 
group is for you two children and not for the Metal issues.  Hell, not
even the worse Ego trippers like GnR are that bold.  Charisma? Charm?
You clowns are to stupid to know what the definitions are.> 
Oh! how I hope you flame me.  Both of you.  Do your worst, send the 
best you two childish crybabys can muster.  You know why, because I'm
saving every real offensive notes that you two have written..........
The more the better.  Then when I figure I have you two by the gonades,
I'm going to send them to your schools and show them the crap you two 
put out, tell them its offending alot of people, and that we want you
idiots off the net.  Then we here who are true Metal fans and the 
keepers of the faith will see who has a following, and once your gone,
we can get this notes file back again and share our opinions instead of
wasting our time reading your worthless dribble.  
So, flame away! so we'll put you away. 

Mort............Keeper of the faith..............Faither of the keep...

> 
> --
> 
>  /----------------------------------------------------------------------------\
>  | Maple Moriji                  |  The only absolute knowledge attainable by |
>  | maple@sparko.gwu.edu          |  man is that life is meaningless.          |
>  | George Washington University  |                                 -- Tolstoy |
>  \----------------------------------------------------------------------------/
>
From: widgrenc@merrimack.edu
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: RE:NO, FUCK YOU ASHIM!!!
Date: 15 Apr 92 13:01:05 GMT
Article-I.D.: merrimac.1992Apr15.130105.1600
Organization: Merrimack College, No. Andover, MA

>SUARON IS A VIRGIN!!!!!!


Does this surprise anyone????

I do have to wonder about him and his servent Maple tho....=)

Goddess Carolyn-- 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"widgrenc@merrimack.edu"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~"Maple is a jerk...but he makes a great topping for pancakes!!!"      ~
~"Pushed on to me whats wrong or right, sheltering me from this thing  ~
~ that they call life..."   @>->---  Alicha ---<-<@                    ~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~tHiShAsBeEnAfIgMeNtOfYoUrImAgInAtIoN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From: stevenra@feserve.cc.purdue.edu (needs changing)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Re: MEGADETH RULZ!!!!!!!!
Date: 15 Apr 92 22:43:54 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45659
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr14.155627.8116@seas.gwu.edu> maple@seas.gwu.edu (Maple Moriji) writes:
>
>00bjgood@bsu-ucs.uucp writes:
>:
>: Megadeth blows Winger, Def Leppard, Warrant and any other poser bands away. 
>: They are one of the most create bands around, and are what heavy metal should
>: be and what Metallica was until there sellout black album
>
>I completely agree with you, my friend.  Join our fight to
>rid this group of posers forever.

	Yeah, but don't Megadeth belong in alt.r-r.heavy ???

	Or are they just metal posers?

By the way, got a Megadeth import, some cool stuff.  
What do people think of Lucretia and Hangar 18?

Alex Stevens
stevenra@feserve.cc.purdue.edu
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Friday, 10 Apr 1992 12:47:00 EST
From: <K50CC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject:    Suicidal lyrics request

HELP!I lost my lyrics to Join The Army (lost the album for a while 'til I found
the cassette loose!) and I need the lyrics for the entire album!I also want the
 lyrics for Institutionalized (Not the tiny list on the CD.I need the WHOLE
song!)
PLEEEEZ HELP!
THANX!
L8r!
KLAZAR
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
From: eje47614@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Sir Tanon Drister)
Subject: Queensryche is hard rock?
Summary: guffaw!
Keywords: ryche queensryche hard rock
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 19:11:49 GMT

I've been seeing alot of people saying that Queensryche, Fates Warning, and progressive metal of the same genre is hard rock...

Since when?!

are we forgetting 'Operation:Mindcrime' from ryche
and 'No Exit' from Fates Warning?

Think before you say these things....


-- 
Most of this is memory now...			 - 'Roads to Madness'
I've gone too far to turn back now.	   from Queensryche's 'Warning'
I'm not quite what I thought I was,
but, then again, I may be more...		- Sir Tanon
Xref: sparky alt.rock-n-roll.metal:6486 alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy:1095
Organization: Mindcrime
X-Subliminal-Message: Marhefkasnot!
Date: Friday, 10 Apr 1992 10:43:04 EDT
From: Sime <TJS107@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal,alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy
Subject: Re: fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
 <1992Apr10.024318.26384@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>

In article <1992Apr10.024318.26384@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>,
Kevin.J.Feury@dartmouth.edu (Kevin J. Feury) says:
>
>In article <1992Apr8.183003.1@pomona.claremont.edu>
>cblanc@pomona.claremont.edu writes:
>
>> In article <1992Apr8.040739.2158@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>,
>Kevin.J.Feury@dartmouth.edu (Kevin J. Feury) writes:

(lotsa crap deleted)

>>       It's not my fault they cannot write coherent lyrics.
>
>it has nothing to do with coherence idiot. most metallica songs (after
>KEA) mean far more when you scratch below the surface. it's a great
>contrast from the way say, dave mustaine writes. he comes out and hits
>you over the head with it.

Excuse me?  Have you ever read some Megadeth lyrics?  A lot of them are quite
intelligent, actually.  If you can decipher his singing that is. Yes, he does
"hit you over the head with it" but what he is scream/singing isn't
"Kill rape die satan death fuck shit piss damn".
(Well, not all the time, anyways =)   )

I would have to agree that most Metallica lyrics are deeper than most Megadeth
lyrics, but Dave Mustaine is far from a mindless twit screaming his lungs out
about nothing of importance.

>> > -kev.

 Sime

 "If there's a new way,
  I'll be the first in line"        "Now there is a school that
                                     self-destructed not because
 "A couple grains of powder,         society didn't care, but
  A couple grams of lead,            because the school _was_
  A touch against the trigger,       society.  Pretty deep, huh?"
  A touch inside your head"                   -J.D.
         -Megadeth                             in "Heathers"
From: TJK115@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Re: Suaron-Peace War
Date: 7 Apr 92 13:42:32 GMT
Article-I.D.: psuvm.92098.094232TJK115
 <1992Apr6.013809.1@pomona.claremont.edu>
 <1992Apr6.215023.2888@vax.muskingum.edu> <sdsFrge00WBK0_yAwu@andrew.cmu.edu>
Organization: Penn State University

In article <sdsFrge00WBK0_yAwu@andrew.cmu.edu>, jn2i+@andrew.cmu.edu (John Adam
Nimpfer) says:
>
>Campaign Update:
>    Here is my new proposal.  If I win this war, I will no longer post
>any religious oriented messages.  It will prove to me that a Christian
>posting to this bboard is more important than a Satanist posting.  Keep
>in mind that I don't post nearly as often as Mr. Suaron.
>                                                           Peace

So the losing candidate is trying to change tatics but think of this.
If he is so against metal then what does he know that might interest you.
Remember his whole religion is against this newsgroup so obviously
he has no pertenant info to share with us.  I occasionally do.  If he
doesn't talk about christianity then obviously he has nothing to say!

Vote for Suaron! Vote for Suaron!  Vote for Suaron!  Vote for Suaron!

--kill the priest and curse him endlessly
Suaron
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From: u906789@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (Mark Julian Turner)
Subject: Re: *MENTAL FLATULENCE DURING LYRICAL URINALYSIS!*
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 01:12:45 GMT

cblanc@pomona.claremont.edu writes:

>In article <1992Apr9.213411.54359@cc.usu.edu>, sl7w3@cc.usu.edu writes:
>>> 	Really?  How so?  "Blood feeds the war machine..."  I think it's more
>>> of a thought-provoking song on an album blessed with few of them.
>>> 
>>> <c>.
>> --
>> 
>>      I don't know if I'd say that KEA really had anything to do with 
>> thought provoking...it seems more like James trying to find something
>> to sing to, I mean, it's not horrible, pretty good comparitively, but 
>> I still see no real sign of extra-ordinaire mind blowing intelligence.
>>      They are still better than what they've come up with lately
>> though...

>	Yeah, I agree - the album as a whole isn't all that impressive.  The
>music is inspiring, but the lyrics get pretty stupid sometimes.  I think most
>great things start off in stupidity, though.  If Hetfield hadn't pulled his
>head from his ass lyrically on RTL Metallica might have doomed themselves to
>mental mediocrity.
>	Yet, even on this paragon of mainly mindless lyrics, "No Remorse"
>stands out as at least tickling the mind.

Who bloody cares about the lyrics! Its the music that counts!!!!!!

Xref: sparky alt.rock-n-roll.metal:6673 alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy:1202
From: swann@acsu.buffalo.edu (Stephen Swann)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal,alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy
Subject: Re: Body Count
Date: 15 Apr 92 19:07:10 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <1992Apr15.154548.23697@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> jks2x@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason K. Schechner) writes:
>
>	I was watching eMpTyV last night (talk about boredom!) and I
>saw a video by a group called Body Count.  Believe it or not, this group
>is headed up by Ice-T and is actually metal not rap!
>	Has anyone out there bought the album and is it any good?  The
>song I saw last night was 'There goes the neighborhood'.  I'm mainly
>wondering if Ice-T rocks that one song then does his (c)rap for the
>rest of the disc.

Nope - it's not just that one tune... Body Count is an all-thrash band.
A pretty decent one, at that.

From what I've heard, they're a lot better live, though.

-- 
Steve Swann                 |    Speak to me in many voices; make
swann@acsu.buffalo.edu      |      them all sound like one...  -BOC
From: eric@cs.utexas.edu (Eric Thomas Brown)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: bootlegs
Date: 6 Apr 1992 14:00:55 -0500
Organization: CS Dept, University of Texas at Austin
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: nada.cs.utexas.edu

	I was wondering if anyone out there has any cool bootlegs of
heavy bands that they would be willing to tape (I don't really have
much to offer in return as far as trading goes).  I was looking for
bands like Overkill, Sanctuary, Sacred Reich, Metal Church, Testament,
Flotsam & Jetsam, etc.  Also, Fates Warning and Lizzy Borden would
be appreciated as well.  If anyone can help me out, I'd be really
grateful.

				Eric Brown
				eric@cs.utexas.edu


P.S.  This is NOT alt.religious.fanaticism.  Get these idiots the
      hell out of here!!
			
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
From: opersek@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Subject: Re: Anybody listen to HELMET?
Reply-To: opersek@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 14:12:04 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.150111.3873@iscsvax.uni.edu>, turner5427@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>Does anyone listen to HELMET?
>
>If so, what does it sound like?
>
>Thanks!

I've had _Strap It On_ for about a month now and love it.  Best I can describe
it is hardcore grunge or somthin' like that.  If you're not used to this kind
of music you want to listen to some prong to get warmed up.  "Sinatra" is a
skull crushing wall of noise if listened to at appropriate volumes. :)  Others
will probably be able to describe it better, but I would reccomend it
completely.  Its on Amphetamine Reptile so I'm not sure if that makes it hard
to find or not.  They signed recently with a major label, but I don't know when
they are due to have a new album out.

Qman
From: gl11+@andrew.cmu.edu (Gregory James Legowski)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Re: Metallica
Date: 6 Apr 92 16:03:33 GMT
 P@andrew.cmu.edu><92096.202552TJK115@psuvm.psu.edu><8drxyAe00WBM06TW4_@andrew.cmu.edu>
Organization: Senior, Electrical and Computer Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

To Mr. John Adam Nimpfer, "Freshman H&SS General" at Carnegie Mellon
University:

GET A LIFE!  Don't you have anything better to do than antagonize
people?  I realize you poor little freshman don't have a lot of work to
do (yeah right...) but certainly there's SOMETHING better for you to do.

I hold no great love for Sauron, either, but right now he's annoying me
a hell of a lot less than you are.  If EzMail (one of our mail programs
for you non-CMU people;  it runs on MSDOS machines) supported flames
files you'd be right at the top...


+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
Greg Legowski                                          gl11+@andrew.cmu.edu
Disclaimer:  All rights reserved; wrongs still available, send for details.
             Cthulhu in '92!  Why vote for the LESSER evil?
From: h309@quads.uchicago.edu (Unknown Author)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Re: Real Rock and Roll
Date: 15 Apr 92 20:50:11 GMT
Reply-To: h309@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: Mindcrime

In article <1992Apr15.194447.17739@seas.gwu.edu> maple@seas.gwu.edu (Maple Moriji) writes:
>
>dcarter@supra.East.Sun.COM (Dave Carter-Sun-Atlanta GA-Atlanta District MCC) writes:
>: FUCK: Def Leppard, White Lion, Warrant, and all the pussy bands on the radio.
>:

  How very true. Listening to these groups make me wanna vomit.
Oh yeah, you left out the pussy bands Slaughter and Winger.
 
>: I can not beleive people actually think that the new Def Leppard is rock and roll,
>: it's the biggest piece of top 40 bubble gum music I have ever heard. SOrry to flame these bands, but get real, Def Leppard sucks, and they get worse every album they
>: make. SUre they sell alot of albums, but so does New Fags on the Block. Just because
>: you sell alot of albums doesn't mean you are good, it just means they found a niche,
>: teeny bopper fags. 

  Def Leppard sucks immensely.  I don't see what all the hype is about their
new album!
 
>: LIsten to some old Aerosmith, if you want to hear good rock and roll, 
>: ROCKS, and GET YOUR WINGS are 2 kick ass albums.
>:

  Don't forget Megadeth, classic Metallica, Queensryche, etc.
 
>: If we get lucky, a few more mishaps and DEF LEPPARD will be no more!
>: 
>: David
>
>I completely agree with you, my friend.  I think we might actually win
>this Poser War!  With the creation of alt.r-n-r.hard, and the renaming
>of the metal newsgroups to alt.music.metal... we may be able to
>eliminate posers from this newsgroup forever, and imprison them in
>alt.r-n-r.hard.  Until this condition is met, my Master and I will
>continue flaming posers on ALL the rock-n-roll newsgroups.
>

  Sure, why not add an alt.r-n-r.hard for the posers and we can move to
alt.music.metal ... simple as that!


-- 
Blah, Blah .....
From: TJK115@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Re: Poison Rule Again
Date: 7 Apr 92 00:27:06 GMT
Article-I.D.: psuvm.92097.202706TJK115
Organization: Penn State University


In article <1992Apr6.220324.9610@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>,
Daniel.S.Richman@dartmouth.edu (Daniel S. Richman) says:
>
>And by the way, Maple--you mentioned Mr. Big and Firehouse in your
>newest list of poser bands (which we all cherish, of course).
>Firehouse may be cheesy, but Mr. Big has Paul Gilbert and Billy
>Sheehan, who are two of the most talented hard rock musicians out there
                                           ^^^^^^^^^
>(though the singer for the band sucks).
>
>                                                              Dan

Hard rock doesn't belong here so what's your point!

I'd just like to take up this bandwidth with an important public service
announcement!

Vote for Suaron!  Vote for Suaron!  Vote for Suaron!  Vote for Suaron!

If you vote for me I promise not to go to church on Sundays. And you have
my word on that.  Read my bandwidth!  Suaron for President!  Yeah!
Be an american, be a communist, be an anarchist it doesn't matter
Suaron is the choice for all!  Vote for me!

The preceding sentences have no and I repeat no subliminal messages.
They are probably filled with dozens of grammar errors!

--the mocking religion of Nimper that campaigns on netnews!
Suaron