Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Kaskade Challenge II
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Date: 9 Nov 92 13:40:07 MST
 <1992Nov8.083622.28056@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> <1992Nov8.233147.14297@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> <1992Nov9.172231.16726@dsd.es.com>
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Paul Martz writes:
>MAC writes:
>> Jason "Lives" Mitchell writes:
>> >Greg "I'll keep this going if it's the last thing I do" Alt writes:
>> >> Jason Mitchell writes:
>> >> >880840m "Tom Selleck's AmEx Card #" writes:
>> >> >>Simon E. "Tanning" Booth writes:
>> >> >>>>Greg Alt writes:
>> >> >>>>>Anna "Karenina" Szeto writes:
>> >> >>>>>>Paul Martz writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>MAC writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>Paul Martz writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>James H. Kiley "Minogue" writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>Jonne Henrikki "Ricardo" Kolima writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Greg "Ben" Franklin writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Steve "Core" Vetter   writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg "Hebrew" Franklin writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thomas J. "Hooter Hears a" Horn writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul "Valu" Martz (that's "K"Martz to you, bucko.) writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt "Cascade" writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul Martz writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC "D-L-T" writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Matthew "Peter, Paul, Mary, Luke, and John" Smith writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Petri "Fish" Karonen writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Erik Estrada writes:
>>                                    >  .-~~~-,Gayla Worrell writes:
>>                                      (       )Greg Alt writes:
>>                                    (         )Greg Franklin writes:
>>               -^x^-               (          )Greg Alt writes:
>>             /~     ~\           (           )Alex Feygin writes:
>>            |         |         (           )Thomas J. Horn writes:
>>            |         |        (           )Greg Alt writes:
>>            |     __ _,       (~~~~-(     )>Alexander Feygin writes:
>>           /\/\  (. ).)       `_'_', (   )}>>Lisa "You Be" Ehren writes:
>>            C       __)       (.( .)-(  )>}>>}MAC writes:
>>            |   /~~~  \      (_      ( )>>}>>}>Greg Alt writes:
>>            /   \ ~===='    /_____/` D)>>>}>>}>>amy writes:
>>          /`-_   `---'         \     |>>>>}>>}>>>Thomas J. Horn writes:
>>     .__|~-/^\-~|_/_   |^^^^^^^||    |>>>>}>>}>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>    __.         ||/.\  |       |OooooO>>>>}>>}>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin writes:
>>    \           ---. \ |       |      \ _>}>>}>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>   _-    ,`_'_'  .~\  \|__   __|-____  / )}>>}>>>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin writes:
>>  <     -(. ).)   > \  ( .\ (. )     \(_/ )>>}>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>   ~-       _) \_- ooo @  (_)  @      \(_//.>}>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>  / /_C (-.____)  /((O)/       \     ._/\~_.>}>>>>>>>>>>Thomas J. Horn writes:
>> /   |_\     /   / /\\\\`-----''    _|>o<  |__>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>> |     \ooooO   (  \ \\ \\___/     \ `_'_',  />>>>>>>>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin writes:
>>  \     \__-|    \  `)\\-^\\ ^--.  /_(.(.)- _\>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>   \   \ )  |-`--.`--=\-\ /-//_  '  ( c     D\>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>    \_\_)   |-___/   / \ V /.~ \/\\\ (@)___/ ~|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thomas Horn writes:
>>   /        |       /   | |.  /`\\_/\/   /   />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>  /         |      (   C`-'` /  |  \/   (/  />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>> /_________-        \  `C__-~   |  /    (/ />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>      | | |          \__________|  \     (/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GUNNAR writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>><><>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/12/92.Lets keep it goin for month.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> /  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/13/92.Lets all bend over for month.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>---->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/14/92. Lets all eat Jello for Gunth.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It's still 10/14/92.Wet ball hit fellow in bunth.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/15/92. Fret no more. moves like grunt.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/16/92. Hit the floor.I'm about to punt.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/16/92. What a bore,this cascades a runt.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/17/92. All is quiet on the Western front.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/18/92. Who's that hiding? It's Allen Funt!
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/18/92.  It is Sunday, so let's all grunt!
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>Tiss still 10/18/92. The 'Skins won. Still on the hunt!
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>To fill 10/18/92, have some fun, and pull a stunt!
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>Today is 10/19/92.  I was first!  I was first!
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>It's still 10/19/92.  I think I'm gonna burst.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>Today is 10/19/92.  You stink like liverwurst.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>I say, it's 10/19/92. I drink to Patty Hearst.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>Highway route 10/19/92. You drink or die of thirst.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>Today is 10/20/92. To last 1 month, this cascade will be a 1st.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>The date: 10/20/92. Few pass the hunt.This barmaid is the worst.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}My weight: 10/21/92.Lou,pass the Huntz.My French braid is cursed.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>Is late: 10/21/92. Drew passed dunce. My wrench freight dispursed.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>Today is 10/21/92.  Less than two until George LOSES!!!
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}Yuk, it's 10/21/92.  Cows go "moo" when they drink boozes.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Its still 10/21/92.  I'll have a crew when I sail on cruises.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/21/92.  You'll never do what I best doozes.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  The festival day for witches and Druids.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  Elvis will play for snitches and Cupids.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I'm really doing this although it is stupids.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I'm all covered with mud.  I'll go change my soeses.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I've got them stay-in-the-lab-all-night blueses.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/23/92.  It seems I've followed-up in twoses.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/23/92.  Gads, you have.  What ever shall we do?
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/24/92.  The world will end in 4 days, so stay cool.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/24/92.  I fell asleep in class, only to wake in a pool of drool.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/25/92.  Little Bo Peep's ass, groaning slowly, shakes so cruel.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/26/92.  This is my boarding pass, I'm flying away, you fool.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  You keep hoarding grass.  I keep eating stool.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  Bush will need his boarding pass to go back to school.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  Bush will need to kiss some ass to get him some stool.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/28/92.  Push pill pee. Christ combs crass. red-rimmed rum rules.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/29/92.  Crush Kill Key!  Waste wombs wash!  Mad-mimed mom mules!
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/29/92.  Come-on people!  Lets keep this parade rollin'!!!
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It's 10/29/92, do you know where your detachable penis is?
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/30/92.  Do you know where your inflatable penguin in?
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/30/92.  Do you show your privates to Ursala K LeGuin?
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tonight's 10/30/92.  No, I blow my privates all over a shapely young Finn.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/31/92.  Oh, you break out in hives in sex play with dolphins?
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/01/92.  I'm the first one in November.  Beat That!!!
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/02/92.  If Ross Perot wins in November, I'll eat my hat!
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/02/92  Only 10 more days until we reach a month!!
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/03/92  Oh, the tendency of hardcore is to bleach a runt!
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/03/92  Moe, the grenadine's been spilled all over the bundt!
>> >> >>>>>>>>>Today is 11/03/92. Vote your concience and kick out that skunk.
>> >> >>>>>>>>Today is 11/04/92.  Clinton is the winner, put Bush in the trunk!
>> >> >>>>>>>Today is 11/04/92. Time to get thinner, potassium in my lungs.
>> >> >>>>>>It's 11/05/92.  This newsgroup is weirder than I ever thunk.
>> >> >>>>>Today is 11/05/92.  One week to go.  Lets shoot up some junk.
>> >> >>>>Today is 11/050/92.  Well, whatta ya know, my father was a drunk.
>> >> >>>Today is 11/06/92.    But I got sprayed by a skunk!
>> >> >>Today is 11/06/92. Filling the bath-tub with tomato juice, I decided to take a dunk!
>> >> >Today is 11/07/92. One foot in, I slipped. . . think I'll become a monk.
>> >> Today is 11/07/92. 63 people and 27 days.  5 days to go.  Don't cascade the incomplete ones! 
>> >To my dismay,11/08/92. Pee on a steeple and Heaven pays. Why make a show?  Don't get laid on your feet, Jones.
>> Today is 11/08/92.I started this thing n will end it.Shall we go for another?
>Today is 11/09/92. Who put in the stupid Simpsons picture?
Today is 11/09/92.  Have you ever done it on a stickshift?
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."

"[George Bush is] the most ruthless white man in the history of the planet."
	-- Richard Ben Cramer, author of _What It Takes_
"The President scores much better than Bill Clinton."
	-- Dan, comparing Bush's record of marital infidelity to Clinton's
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