HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep names his firstborn son.
Date: 2 Sep 92 19:19:54 GMT
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

"Hmmm, let's see. Is that spelled Dufus or Doofus?"
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27848 alt.config:5358
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (exuptr@exu.ericsson.se)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.config
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Date: 28 Aug 92 12:46:34 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.

In article <rwcn2m-.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
>Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
>Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 17:08:14 GMT

>IN TALK.BIZARRE fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>)gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>)
>))by the hour of the night i log on here, i am
>))usually too tired and pissed off to want to
>))deal with a bunch of sexist bullshit from the
>))kind of whimpering pansies who piss in their 
>))pants at the very notion that a woman might
>))have anything worthwhile to say.
>)
>)$5 Canadian to the first to say "Must be that time of the month"

>                                   
>                      DUE TO OVERWHELMING DEMAND
>                                   
>                  I HEARBY CALL FOR THE CREATION OF
>                                   
>                  ALT.FLAME.MADE.BY.WOMEN.ON.THE.RAG
>                                   
>                                   
>.
>-- 
>--
>hugs, Rachel

or just alt.flame.menses
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    "This must be Thursday.  I never could get the hang of Thursdays"
                                                       - D Adams
  - Patrick Taylor
    Ericsson Network Systems
    exuptr@exu.ericsson.se                       "Don't let the .se fool you"
    alternately, exuptr@ZGNews.Lonestar.Org
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.sex.stories,alt.butt.harp
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Republican haiku
Date: 1 Sep 92 02:29:34 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.


hai.ku \'h<i^->-(,)k<u:>\ n, pl haiku (1899)
 [Jp]
    :an unrhymed verse form of Japanese origin having three lines containing 
    usu. 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively; also: a poem in this form 
    usu. having a seasonal reference



Family values 
White suburban sublimate
Leave it to beaver


Blacks gays and women
No place in my paradise 
America grows


Single parent child
Morality arabesque
Dan Quayle on a roll


Spending down the moon
Eighties long expensive dream
Carter will be blamed


-Tom
not giving up my day job
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: MODERN THEOLOGICAL DEBATES
Date: 30 Aug 92 16:00:56 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.


"Tastes great!"						"Less filling!"

"The road runner is the anti-christ!"			"Is not!"

-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Epilogue on Aliens 4 virus matter (DDN Security Bulletin 9222)
X-Xxdate: Fri, 4 Sep 92 17: 13:45 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 16:07:06 GMT

Meanwhile, over in comp.sys.mac.announce

In article <CMM.0.90.2.714808320.werner@rascal.ics.utexas.edu> SCC,
scc@nic.ddn.mil writes:
>not working.  At this point, I was becoming convinced that at least 3 Macs
>were infected.  Only the System 6 Mac's seemed problem-free.  I suspected
>that our local Ethernet network was carrying the virus somehow. This was
>mistake number two: When users panic, every glitch that would normally be
>ignored becomes a  symptom of the virus.  I mis-diagnosed the extent of the
>problem on the basis of heresy, and not on my own direct experience.
                         ^^^^^^

Call for Pope Gooley on line 2,  Pope Gooley on line 2...



1234567891123456789212345678931234567894123456789512345678961234567897123456
898
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)
Grafix 'R Us    
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research    
123456789112345678921234.sig still under construction...78961234567897123456789
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System)
Subject: Re: My neighbor needs help
Reply-To: jota@mujave.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins)
Organization: INESC ??? no, never heard of it !
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 14:22:51 GMT

In article <6135@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com writes:
>
>>Please.  Someone come and fuck my neighbor.  On a regular basis.  I
>>might even be able to pay you.  Please.  Please please please.

My fee : $40/FUCK + travelling expenses

>
>Hmmm, a request for a Charity Fuck[tm] without even mentioning the
>physical proportions and magnitude of the mammalian protuberances. Tsk,
>tsk, tsk.


----
 joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.UUCP
 
 "Carpe Diem, she muttered... we seize the day.	
  Well, sometimes, the day seizes back !" (Psychodrome) 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: USEFUL PROGRAMS I FOUND SCAVENGING NETCOM
Date: Tue, 01 Sep 92 20:59:55 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.


#!/bin/csh
#
while(1)
  echo "  "
  echo -n "Hello, today is "
  date | awk '{print $1}'
  echo -n "Month: "
  date | awk '{print $2}'
  echo -n "Date: "
  date | awk '{print $3}'
  echo -n "Time: "
  date | awk '{print $4}'
  echo -n "Year: "
  date | awk '{print $6}'
  echo "  "
  echo "Do you wish to run this again, or clear screen? "
  echo -n "(r)un this again, (c)lear screen: "
  set r = $<
  if ($r == "r") then
    gg
  else if ($r == "c") then
    clear
    exit
  else
    echo "  "
    echo "You must type (r)un or (c)lear."
    echo "  "
  endif
end
-- 
--
cj gypsy
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From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.config,rec.humor
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap
Date: 30 Aug 92 01:16:35 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

IN TALK.BIZARRE rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
)
)Quit the feminist/antifeminist bullshit.
)This is talk.bizarre.
)We hate men and women alike.

I'd like to concur.

Post to:		If you:

talk.bizarre		hate men, hate women
rec.arts.startrek	fear women
alt.feminism		hate men
soc.religion.christian  love white americans
alt.rap			hate white americans
alt.wanted.moslem.gay	love sheep, hate jews
alt.fan.gooley		love women (theoretically)
alt.politics.bush	love bush
alt.politics.homosexual love penis


-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: MY CONVERSATION WITH GOOLEY
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 17:35:12 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.


%talk gooley

Roger:  Hello.  What's up?
Gooley: I like girls with big juggs.
Roger:  Gooley?
Gooley: No, I mean really really big juggs.
Roger:  Is this Gooley?
Gooley: Yes, but I just find big juggs more fun than smashing my used car
        onto a bridge support.
Roger:  Always look on the bright side!
Gooley: I almost died last week driving on a twisty mountain road outside
        of Boulder.
Roger:  Why?
Gooley: Juggs.  Really big juggs.

-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
From: crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 100-words, TWICE
Date: 22 Aug 92 19:04:56 GMT
Organization: The Armory


"I think you're lying," he said, self-satisfied and utterly confident.

"It doesn't matter," she responded with a shrug. "You'll believe what you
 want and I can't change that. I'm just saddened that you claim to love
 me and yet you can't even trust me."

"I *do* love you," he reiterated, "and I *do* trust you. It's just that
 I feel evidence bears out my opinion in this case."

She stared into his eyes. "What evidence?" she asked, pushing slightly.

"Yes, of course," he realized. "What evidence?"

"Go to bed," she suggested, and he did.

So easily shaped. So easily persuaded.

------

Have you ever seen one of those roadside tourist decor places? With
 the redwood furniture and ceramic statues of Bambi and the Virgin
 Mary, and concrete geese for your yard? That is what Heaven is like,
 and we you die, you become one of those statues or redwood planters.
 And God lies around all day, watching the other deities drive by
 in Sun Chariots or whatever, waiting for one to stop. And when one
 does, God sells you to them for ten bucks and buys beer with the
 money, if he has any left over after rent. Really! It's true!

	--The Elder Dan
	"Religious beliefs and sanity are the two greatest threats
	 to creative thought today."
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confession
Date: 4 Sep 92 13:16:47 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us



Today I went to my usual shop to buy film.  I didn't recognise the young
woman behind the counter. 
Me: `You're new here, aren't you?'
She: `No, Mr. Johnson.'

-- Ken "I never had the knack of getting on with people anyway" Johnson


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: stevelee@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (D.T. Jesus)
Subject: Re: Wisconsin -- and an old half-memory ("mmr"?  "mem"?  "eoy"?)
Organization: Underground Revolutionaries, Inc.
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 23:58:41 GMT

In article <9208280400.AA26139@bessel.umd.edu> glenn@bessel.umd.edu (D. Glenn Arthur Jr.) writes:
>
>Uh, which state was it that was decided, lo these many years ago,
>not to actually exist because at the time nobody actually seemed
>to post from there?  (During the discussion, someone did claim to
>be posting from there, but he was declared an hallucination or
>something.)

	wisconsin is a hallucination.  wheaties here consist of two parts 
	wheat, one part ergot, and the rest falls under the category of 
	"substance previously unknown or declared impossible to exist."

	methinks it is naught but an x industries experement.

-- 
-stevelee- (aka anarchy now)
"psychedelic drugs cause paranoia, confusion, and total loss of reality
in politicians that have never taken them"  dr. timothy leary
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: challenge for Carasso
Date: 4 Sep 92 00:49:04 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
|In article <p9429lk@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
|#  Hey, Carasso! You're not racist or anything, right? You just give Arabs
|#  and Moslems a hard time because you're doing satire, right?

|Well, as I joined in the satire on Iran perhaps I can give my own
|answer, without purporting to speak for Roger or for anyone else.  

In which case I'm not really interested.  It's not satire
on the Moslems I'm criticizing, since I find the Moslem
fundamentalists to be just as revolting as you'd imagine an 
educated Western woman would find them.

It's Carasso, specifically, I am criticizing.  It's Carasso,
specifically, who I find to be repulsively bigoted.  Especially
since he has refused to take the challenge I offered.  His latest
round of frothing hatred has lost its entertainment value for me.

You should feel free to disagree with me.  He goes back into 
my killfile.

---
cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com    C J Silverio/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720
"I would not wish to be hasty in censuring any one; but I always
speak what I think."  --Jane Austen
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Subject: Re: ata boy was sexually rejected recently
Followup-To: misc.test
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 20:28:16 GMT


In article <BtpF9J.E6s@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca writes:
|CJ wrote:
|>My grandparent's generation is hopelessly misogynist and racist, 
|>and will never ever recycle;
|Your grandparent's generation has helped to teach your parent's 
|generation. Funny how that works doesn't it?

Ah, Steve Franklin!  The virgin from talk.abortion who thinks
the entire world ought to live according to his particular brand
of Catholicism.  Leave it to Steve Franklin to defend my
grandparents' generation, the generation of people who said
things like this:

   "You girls should never marry chinks or niggers.  Your
   father's cousin married a chink and her kids turned out
   really ugly."

My sister & I, of course, laughed at my grandfather when he said
this.  We said that we'd marry whomever we wanted to;  we didn't
care what he looked like or what country he came from, so long
as he was a nice guy.  He said we'd know better when we grew up;
we laughed again.

Yep!  Steve Franklin is really into defending that generation!

My grandfather also warned me to be careful when I moved to the
SF bay area.  "There are lots of faggots there," he said.  I was
a bit older when he said this, so I told him that I thought
bigotry was ugly.  Then I said I probably had more to fear from
het men than from gay men.

Yep!  Steve Franklin thinks that generation had its head in the
right place!

My SO's parents are from that generation, too.  I heard all
about the '64 Republican Nat'l Convention this weekend, the one
where Barry Goldwater was applauded every time he spoke against
the civil rights movement.  I heard all about it from a woman
who was there, who applauded Goldwater, who still thinks civil
rights were a bad idea, and who has to be asked not to say
"nigger" in front of her grandchildren.

Yep!  That's the generation Steve Franklin admires!  

---
cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com       C J Silverio/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720
"The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye.  The more light you 
shine on it, the more it will contract." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28388 rec.humor:27609 rec.arts.startrek.current:12474
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
From: ace@kryton.UUCP (Catherine Beckstead)
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 14:12:58 PDT
Organization: Paradox Alley F&SF BBS 805-492-8789

kiffisia.bbs@cybernet.cse.fau.edu writes:

> tweaver@hobbes.kzoo.edu (Tim Weaver) writes:
> 
> > 
> > >Don't forget ordering 36,767 Frengi pizzas in Rikers name.
> > 
> > Pass out Tribbles as pets to all the children on board.
> > -- 
> > |Timothy E. Weaver           | Kalamazoo College  |  (616) 383-5656        
> > |Database Programmer/Analyst | 1200 Academy       | These are MY opinions! 
> > |email:  tweaver@kzoo.edu    | Kalamazoo MI 49006 | Mine!!  Mine!!  Mine!! 
> > +----------------------------+--------------------+------------------------
> 
> >> ANOTHER ONE :
>        TELL CAPTAIN PICARD THAT THE HAIR CLUB OF MEN OPENED A 
>        FRANCHISE IN THE ENTERPRICE .

How about Riker pulls Picard aside and gives him a very serious
discussion about Rogaine with monoxadal.  :)

(No real bald bashing intended, I'm married to a bald guy.  I love a
hairless man.....ooo that Patrick Stewart <sigh>)

-------------------------------------------------------------------
Catherine Beckstead                    ace@kryton.uucp
"Do you want to argue with a can of deodorant that registers
NINE on the Richter scale?"        --Ace, in "Dragonfire"
From: dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: machete purchase cooling off periods
Date: 3 Sep 92 21:09:16 GMT

Nice to see the proposed cooling off period for machete purchases.

Of course, some of us raging lunatics have no use for such relatively
harmless weapons.  Nor would we be stopped by a cooling off period.

My razor sharp, three foot bladed scythe, for example, was bought for
me by a (relatively normal appearing) friend, some years ago.

Do drop in!

Kent, the man from xanth.
--
<dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: please continue
Date: Wed,  2 Sep 92 11:59:47 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

He plunged his hands into the vat of teeming lice, then poured them over his
dead girlfriend's enormous h00ters, on which he had already been feasting
voraciously for several days. "Mmmm!" he murmured "Less filling!"
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  I've Got Your Machette RIGHT HERE              |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: Short Feline Confession (YUCK! YUCK!)
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 21:20:48 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
): I want VIOLENCE this 
): morning.
): ---
): c j silverio
)
)Allow Me.
)
)	I am the Big Shot.
)
)	You heard me right the first time
)	Name of: Batchelor Johnny Cool.
)	Occupation: Big Shot.
)	Occupation at the moment: just having fun.
)
)	What a party that was - 
)	The drinks were loaded and so were the dolls
)	I narrowed my eyes and poured a stiff Manhattan
)	Then I saw -- HOTSY...
)
)	What a dame a big bountiful babe 
)	In the region of 48-23-38
)	One helluva region
)	
)	She had the hottest lips since Hiroshima
)	I had to stand back for fear of being burned
)	"Whiskey-wow-wow" I breathed
)	She was dressed as Biffo The Bear
)	In that kind of outfit she could get _rolled_ at night - 
)	And I don't mean on a crap table
)
)	It's kind of revealing isn't it?
)	Revealing? - it's positively risque', I like it!
)	She said "You're the man with a thousand G's, right?"
)	"A thousand what?" I quipped "Why gee man, Girls Guns Guts."
)	"You're my type."
)	"Wrong baby." I slapped her hard.
)	"I'm an L-man, strictly Liquor Love and Laughs."
)	She stared over my shoulder. "Play it cool, Johnny!"
)	"Play it what?" - I flipped...
)	
)	Listen, I fought my way up from tough East Side New York
)	Lead-filled socks and soft machine guns
)	Like this <tires screech, tatatatata)
)	
)	She said "Johnny, this is a deadly game
)	Have a few laughs and go home."
)	I shuddered.
)	Normally I pack a rod in pyjamas
)	I carry nothing but scars from Normandy Beach
)
)	I said "Wrong baby. You can't fool me."
)	She spat playfully.
)	"I'm ahead of you Johnny."
)	I studied the swell of her enormous boobs and said
)
)	"Baby, you're so far ahead, it's beautiful!"
)
)	"You... You are... You're eccentric, I like that!"
)	"Electric Cherie, beaucoup mon roquette tu comprends?"
)	We spoke French fluently
)	Our lips met again and again
)	"Yeah yeah yeah" I slobbered
)	Hotsy said "You're slobbering all over the seat, kid."
)	
)	I went home late. Very late.
)	What can I say to my wife 
)	'Darling, I've been beaten up again' ?
)	Let's face it: she's credulous as hell
)
)	A punk stopped me on the street
)	He said "Have you got a light Mac?"
)	I said "No, 
)	But I've got a dark brown overcoat."
)
)			The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
)			(c) 1967 Liberty / United Artists
) --------------------------------------------------------------------------
)| lord snooty @the giant | Where it is, shirts?
)| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
) --------------------------------------------------------------------------



HAW HAW HAW
I GET IT!@#

DAN QUAYLE CANT SPELL!!@!@@

I GET IT !!@!@@!

HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.

YOU ANDREW - PALFREYMAN ARE A FUCKING LOSER! DIE! DIE! DIE!
-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Daily Struggle To Remain Under Quota
Date: 25 Aug 92 11:35:42 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Aug24.224706.12053@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil>, dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
> In article <1992Aug19.160958.14663@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
>>In article <l9429bINNmkr@girtab.usc.edu>, rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes...
>>
> Now the next question is. . . . 
> 
> Do I work for the Navy?  Or does the Navy work for me?

  Do I buttfuck Wavy? Or does Wavy buttfuck me?

Jason

> 
> 
> 
> 
> -- 
> I love the 3b2
> The 3b2 is my friend.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: THE DAN QUAYLE DICTIONARY
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 16:54:41 GMT

ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz) writes:
: JOHN HEIM writes:
: >You realize that, if Dan Quayle ever gets to be president, tradition 
: >holds that somebody, somewhere build a library and name it after him.
: 
: >"The Dan Quayle Memorial Library"
: 
: No, no, no.  "The Dan Quayle Memoreal Librarie"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Nysinra, rot13 Psycho)
"While we talk, I will hit your head with a nail
 to make you understand me"  --Ivor Cutler
Current Album--ABBA:Love Songs
Current Read--Charlotte Bronte:Villette
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: GUN HO - Finish me off
X-Xxdate: Thu, 27 Aug 92 19: 19:30 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d7
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 18:13:15 GMT

In article <act.378.0@csc.canberra.edu.au> Cyclops,
act@csc.canberra.edu.au writes:
>AAAaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhh, 

and requests

>and in the nuts too.

Why, certainly.     Ratatatatat.  Shit.   Ratatatatatatatat a tat. 
Damn.
Aim carefully.  Ratatatatatatatatatatata.
 
Ah, I tried.  Do it yourself.


.sig under construction...

John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)
Grafix 'R Us
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: new game show:  is this a mid-life crisis?
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 20:08:37 GMT

In article <kgantlg.chaos@netcom.com> chaos@netcom.com (chaos) writes:
*well, as a matter of fact i've BEEN there, DONE that.
*i came to milwaukee for the zoo, the rain, and the 
*Miller brewery.  (forget it, i was under the drinking 
*age.  don't look at me and say 'sowhat?' either.)
*i came to madison for... well, you know.  everything.
*surf, sand, anachronistic architecture.  wildlife.
*it's a perfect place to watch sub-cultures antagonize 
*each other.

Well, I didn't see you.  It doesn't count.

*why, NO, it's also got MOSQUITOES THE SIZE OF SMALL ELEPHANTS.

Oh, you should've waited until they had matured to full size.


Mark "State bird" Lippert
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 26 Aug 92 14:54:55 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade,misc.test,alt.newbie
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Blair writes:

)>>>>>>Currants.
)>>>>>Currency.
)>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
)>>>Coxswain.
)>>Cousin, Cousine.
)>Circadian Rythym
)Camelopardis.
Cadaverine.

rp -- A syrupy, colorless, fuming ptomaine, formed by carboxylation of
      lysine in decaying animal flesh.
>				--Blair
>				  "Would you believe
>				   two boy scouts?"