HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: tbrann@black.ox.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: quote looking for a context
Date: 17 Dec 92 14:32:40 GMT
Organization: Oxford University, UK
Originator: tbrann@black

curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>"Poor fellow - look, his willie is all blacked over."
"Dammit", said Mary, as he staggered into the room.  "He's been pissing
on the thrid rail again."

T*
-- 
"And soon all of us will sleep under the earth, | tbrann@ox.ac.uk
  we who never let each other sleep above it."  | u90afb@ecs.ox.ac.uk
   Marina Tsvetayeva 1915                       | oupafb@ox.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: ARAB GENEALOGY
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 22:53:14 GMT



IN SOC.CULTURE.ARABIC

nabeel@sce.carleton.ca (Bulbul) writes:
)
)   "If you were a daughter of a dog, I am a daughter of sixty dogs ..."
)



carasso,
spanning the globe,
so you won't have to
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hmmm....
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 19:20:28 GMT
 <1g4avnINNh0v@uwm.edu> <schnitzi.723995241@eola.cs.ucf.edu>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <schnitzi.723995241@eola.cs.ucf.edu>, Mark Schnitzius writes:

> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation) writes:
> 
> >What do they say hotcakes are selling like, when they're selling good?
> 
> Yeah, and if you're going to ride a bicycle when you haven't done it in
> a while, what do your friends tell you it's like to give you encouragement?

Yo, and how do you tell cave-newts to jump into volcanos, when
their arses are already aflame from gigawatt beams of annoyance
aimed from curmudgeonly old net.hasbeens?

I'm currently eating a banana. The banana is unusually obscene in
shape.

Tastes alright though.

Dac
--
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
                    <Using ARN on an Amiga 4000. Yay!>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: dickless
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: complete
Date: 15 Dec 92 00:18:15 CST


In article <BzA0DE.L0C@inews.Intel.COM>, dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy) writes:
> fun fun fun boy (pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu) wrote:
> 
> > i am listening to dickless right now. so there.
> 
> 	And I am responding to him.

Don't encourage him.

Next he'll be telling us that his ass fell off.
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Needed: Tacky X-mas gift ideas for my Boss
Date: 18 Dec 92 18:08:22 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


In article <8068@skye.ed.ac.uk> I, ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk, wrote:

#  **  HO-HO-HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHRIS PILEWSKI!!
#  **  RECOMMENDED CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR CHRIS PILEWSKI
#  [...]
#  5. A volcano

Life is just one long coincidence.  No sooner did I post this than
through my letterbox with a heavy thud comes X Industries Christmas
Catalogue 1992.  Halfway down page 32, in between the Silence Aerosol
and the Succeed With Women Without Their Realising It Aphrodisiac Pantie
Insert (Just clip it in place and hope she doesn't notice.  Senior
citizen or freshly arrived at primary school she'll stain her knickers
when she thinks of YOU), we see:


   BABY'S FIRST VOLCANO

   It bubbles, it seethes, it glows in the dark, it gives off choking
   clouds of sulphur dioxide, it kills people who jump into it.  Just
   like the real thing!

   Complete with Diving Board.             Comes in Big Red Box, $350


This is definitely the gift that Chris Pilewski should give himself this
year.  Just dial 0800 BIG-DEAL tand leave the money in used notes with
the wino at the corner of the Kings Stables Road, and the Black
Windowless Van will deliver Baby's First Volcano straight to your door. 

Ken Johnson

                      ...Just like the `Innovations' catalogue, really.


-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent,      || Ken Johnson                           healthy young women are taken.         || A I Applications Institute
It's a basic rule of the universe,     || 80 South Bridge                       and if you don't like it,              || Edinburgh,  Scotland   EH1 1HN
go somewhere else.                     || Phone 031-650 2756   Fax 031-650 6513
               -- my dad  1906-1992    || E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: Rictus Hep's Bumper Sticker
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 07:47:48 GMT




"I'd Rather Be Fucking"



-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re:  cathy's response to sioux's dildo
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 18:17:51 GMT

In article <larne.04vq@canetoad.UUCP> larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky) writes:
>In article <1992Dec15.192830.12361@wam.umd.edu> kimy@wam.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>>In article <MJD.92Dec15120341@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wax") writes:
>>>Ho ho!  Yes, the only Hassid in the world with a penis ring.

>>soc.singles response: "You'll have to promise to show it to me at the next
>>boink! :) "

>>alt.romance.chat response: "What's a penis ring?  Anyway, *kisses* and
>>*hugs*."

>sci.math response: What two operations have you defined over your penis?

net.technonerd response: Is that a multimode or singlmode fiber in your ring?



-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
Organization: Junior, Math/Computer Science, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 19:25:26 -0500 
From: Court Demas <court+@CMU.EDU>
Subject: Addiction


I need a new addiction.  Any ideas?

-lingus
From: btb4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (BRADLEY T BRAUN)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Menopause, hold the lime
Date: 12 Dec 92 06:24:34 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


My departmental Christmas party conflicted with that of my wife's
this year.  While I normally would never shirk the grad student's
duty of brown-nosing the faculty, particularly when the
alternative is to SPEND THE EVENING WITH A BUNCH OF BANKERS, my
wife informed me that we'd spent a ridiculous amount of money some
months past for the privilege of listening to a bunch of
pin-striped weanies talk about leveraged margins, or whatever it
is that MBAs do all the time, and so I was compelled to don a
clean shirt, find the shower, and basically make myself repellent.

The beers: Corona or Miller.  Eeck!  No Drambuie, no Mescal.
They'd make a G&T, but forget the limes.  Can anyone tell me what,
exactly, the point is to being a banker?  It sure isn't living.

Apparently, my wife's career isn't going too well - we were stuck
at a table with the over 60 set, her boss at the other end of the
restaurant.  I spent the evening choking on inedible chicken, and
dodging kisses blown to me across the table by "Jean," a
post-menopausal, bearded, 250lb., drunken collections officer, all
to the sounds of "Electric Boogie," and "My Way."

The best part is waiting to find out how my advisor'll make me
pay.



-- 
Brad Braun
btb4@lehigh.edu
///////////////////*********************************************\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
------------------------------Yeah, I'm from Ohio------------------------------
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From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I was once in love with a beautiful ice cream cone...
Date: 19 Dec 1992 07:18:12 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <8979@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
>
>the Clint Ruin remix of the Habanera from Carmen

ramrod.  okay.  the dice are on the table.  the guns are cocked; the
sword is drawn.  ramrod.  and i wanna know:

where in the three-rimmed asshole of jesus oshkosh can i find this thing?

c
clint ruin: you've got foetus on your breath.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Marketing Trends which must be encouraged
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 18:57:57 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1guivlINN9fs@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>In article <75700@apple.apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
>>TOGO's is now selling a turkey, stuffing, gravy and cranberry sauce
>>sandwich.
>>
>>What more need be said?
>
>"Buzzy's of Boston"

Ah yes, 2 in the morning, stoned and a little drunk, chewing on the
Buzzy's Roast Beef surprise.  Tired, stoned hookers trying to get in
that one last trick of the evening.

Good place.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Rejected
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 18:18:43 GMT

-----
To: Faculty/Staff/Doctoral Students
From: Director - Technology and Applications

I am pleased to announce that the School has hired xxx McXxxxx to fill
the Technical Specialist position in the Business Computing Facility.
(Blah blah blah)

-----


Fuckers.  I coulda done it better.


-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
dominate the subversive paradigm
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: alt.transgendered out-weirds me again
Date: 16 Dec 92 19:42:43 GMT
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)

In article <1992Dec16.165127.5689@news.ysu.edu> ag055@yfn.ysu.edu (Ward Chanley) writes:
>
>Re: How does one self-identify as a
>woman?
>
>Like this: "I am a woman."

"I am a rutabaga."  That felt good.

"I am a piece of sheet tin."  Yeah.

"Ich bin ein Berliner."

Mark., yummy filling!
gooley@netcom.com
From: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: NARAL
Date: 15 Dec 92 01:41:15 GMT
Organization: Undue Purversity

The other day I was talking to the director of the local NARAL group.
I mentioned a conversation with a NARAL member, and when she didn't
recognize the guy by name I tried to describe him.  I told her that
he is a long-haired drugged-out pseudo-intellectual neo-hippie and
a self-proclaimed pagan.  Then I realized that I wasn't narrowing
things down at all.

ata boy
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: COMPUTER JOCKEYS BEWARE
Date: 11 Dec 92 14:06:29 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <schnitzi.724002285@eola.cs.ucf.edu>, schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
> ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
> 
>>   i don't think so. i am going to enjoy, nay, i shall relish each bit
>>of critism i get for this so-dubbed "flamewar". you all keep saying to
>>me that if i just wait and endure the nastiness, i will be welcomed. i
>>don't think so. i harbor so much ripe and perfect loathing for each
>>one of you supercilious, mysogonistic pricks, ...
> 
> We don't hate women.  It's just that we find _anyone_ without a
> personality to be equally worthless.
> 
> mark

A clear admission of self-hate.

					--Joachim

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jennyb@triton.unm.edu (Jenny Ballmann)
Subject: Re: Bad News
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 15:15:06 GMT
Organization: Dark Satanic Mills

I am the Goddess of Quixotic Undertakings.

Leggy transplants are sacred to me, as is cryptography.

College freshfolk are under my special protection.

Jenny 
-- 
"Hope most of this appears twice." -S. Thill
From: news@wdl.loral.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Heh. It's these damned flourescent lights I say
Date: 15 Dec 92 10:49:17 GMT
Organization: Loral Western Development Labs

Head full of grease.  Not a pretty sight campers.  I have been... a
little predisposed.  Well, perhaps simply disposed.  It's the lights I
figure.  They flicker.  They tell me it's nothing to worry about.
Then they say I'm imagining it.  That the lights aren't flickering at
all.  I'm just overworked.  Oh, I know what they're really trying to
do all right...  Sure.  It's painted in flourescent letters on their
countenances.  I'm working like a dog.  I have no *FUCKING* clue what
I'm doing, but they pay me.  I got empty timecards stacking up on my
monitor like empty T.V. dinner trays because I've forgotten that
filling them out is a sacred ritual.  Sure.  No creative impulse left
in me.  Heatdeath as it were.  I am reduced to a coding machine.  C.
wasn't even close trying to describe writing device drivers on acid.
Heh.  I feel like someone put a kilo of Ketamine into my coffee.  I'm
a robotman.  I don't just craft this Exabyte driver.  I am carrying it
in my womb.  It kicks me awake in the morning, and nags me to go to
bed at night.  Motion threshholds.  Backward compatibility.  I swear
I'm going to kill the little reptiloid as soon as its born.  Rip its
*FUCKING* entrails out and paint my body with their contents.  It's
these damned flourescent lights I say.  One day soon I'm going to shut
them all off by the force of my sheer godlike personality.  Then maybe
I'll get some respect around here.


-- 
James `I Must Have More Pot Stickers' Woodyatt
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: $$c ($hort $hameful confe$$ion)
Date: 16 Dec 1992 00:44:54 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

Today I paid $118 for a Yamaha MRX-<something> A/V remote-control.

Former sequence of actions to turn on the television:

	Find television remote.
	Hit "POWER". (On.)
	Hit "ENTER". (To clear the time&channel display).
	Find VCR remote.
	Hit "TIMER ON/OFF". (Off.)
	Hit "POWER". (On.)
	Hit "VCR/Ant.". (Let the VCR tune the channel).
	Find A/V Receiver remote.
	Hit "Audio". (Power on.)
	Hit "VCR1".
	Vegetate.

New sequence of actions:

	Find Yamaha MRX-<whatever> A/V remote-control.
	Hit "M1". (Multifunction memory key 1.)
	Voom[*].
	Vegetate.

Fair dinkum, mate.

				--Blair
				  "And remember, friends:  if it's
				   not Gritty Kitty, it stinks."

[*][**] Watch all the lights blink and listen to all the
relays clack and hear the whine of the horizontal amplifier
transformer grow in volume[***].

[**] This thing *would* voom if you put a million
volts through it.

[***] Get an MSEE's[****] version of the ultimate hard-on.

[****] Even if you never actually get a life, get a real job.
It really does work better than that .edu shit.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: God is a Dweeb, Its cloudy Outside on Beethoven's Birthday, and this Maxwell House Coffee is so bitter it tastes almost like battery acid. Not that Ive ever drunk battery acid
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 13:55:23 GMT


"Its all done on computers these days" "O horseshit. I still see lots of real
musicians playing real music." "O come on, do you consider playing that gaudy
Liszt crap you see all the music dept chicks playing 'music'? The dudes
been dead for years and years and years; that shits not music anymore, its
more like photocopying."

"Arent you being a little harsh? Doesnt evryone add their own interpreation
to music, making it new each time?" "O cut the romantic crap. Look, buddy,
I happen to know for a fact that even God has swtiched over to MIDI" "What?"
"Yeah, I almost died once bout a year back. Had the standard near death 
experience. Thing is, instead of a real choir of angels, it was just God
on a keyboard playing a MIDI patch of a choir of angels." "No way"
"Yeah, and God was really a dweeb, too. And not very handy at the keyboard".

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Subject: Re: Prague Building & Loan
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 23:16:30 GMT


In article <1ggc0cINN8uh@uwm.edu>, grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu writes:
|Last night, during a discussion of "It's a Wonderful Life," I
|accidently referred to Frank Capra as Franz Kafka.

|I immediatly launched into a James Stewart imitation, shouting
|"Merry Christmas Penal Colony!  Merry Christmas Hunger Artist!
|Merry Christmas you giant beetle, you!"

This is cj's favorite post of the week.
I'm sure you care.  But I think positive feedback is important.
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ssc (Re: Will I go to hell just for thinking this?)
Date: 16 Dec 1992 00:46:36 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <1992Dec14.234804.16928@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
>desire to someday acquire a portrait of my illustrious ancestor, the
>Ancient Yuletide Carroll.
>
>And that's why she had to kill me all.

So I shot 'em down,
one by one,
left them 'long the rail.

I only use my gun
when ever
kindness fails.

				--Blair
				  "Medium Rare."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet)
Subject: Re: Sioux Haiku
Organization: International Foundation for Internal Freedom
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 05:22:48 GMT

ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
>    i am so flattered by the thought and wit that went into that
>haiku. thank you. . i am genuinely pleased and happy that you took the
>time to think of me. 

So sioux me.

-- 

Lance Norskog

Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca)
Subject: Re: Beware bowling a perfect game...
Keywords: It could be fatal...
Organization: OUC, University of Notre Dame
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 07:16:59 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.215352.19972@clipper.ingr.com> kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos) writes:
>
>     About a month ago, I told of a bowler in San Francisco who
>died of a heart attack after the 11th strike in what would have
>been his fifth perfect game.
>     The "bowling" gods have struck again. This time in Michigan.
>A bowler had just bowled his first perfect game and during the
>ensuing celebration died of a heart attack within a half hour.
>     So beware keglers, as these things usually happen in threes.
>     

     So, Finerty, when are you going bowling?

---
David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Exegesis
Date: 17 Dec 1992 17:39:32 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


     The exigencies of my existence, along with my exile to the
Cleveland Freenet, have made it expedient for me to execute a killfile to
expurgate some of the excrement that gets posted to t.b., while exempting
excellent articles. This is not a mere extravagance and I only go to
this extreme as an experiment, so if some expert with more experience could
explain it to me in an exoteric manner, I would be exceedingly grateful.

rp -- exuberant.
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: simon
Date: 18 Dec 1992 21:40:25 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

Simon was surfing in his livingroom while the teevee was on.
  "What'cha doing?"
  "Surfing."
  "Balancing on the back of the couch like that?"
  He had the sound off the teevee and the cd player was
repeatedly playing the theme from "Hawaii Five-O".
  "Is that like doing the wave in the privacy of your own
home?"
  "Uh," he jumped badly, pushing the couch over backward and
falling on his face.  "It's kinda..." he moved his arms like
he did when he was on the couch, "You know, it _is_ like
doing the wave."
  "Permanent wave."
  "Waa-hoo! 'Riding the Permanent Wave'!"

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
    "Whatever makes the most money will happen." -- Eleanor Glyn
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: abbr.
Date: 13 Dec 1992 17:46:55 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov
Keywords: /kon takst/

In article <26981@sybase.sybase.com> chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive) writes:
>In article <MJD.92Dec9202113@saul.cis.upenn.edu>, mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Dust") writes:
>
>|> 	DO NOT OPEN UNTIL XMAS
>|> 
>|> and then, realizing that the contaxed made it unnecessary, he shortened
>				^^^^^^^^
>				THE WHAT??!

A fine word, just improper usage.  eg. "I Contaxed her with my Zeiss."
--scott
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hurray for me!
Date: 15 Dec 1992 03:15:06 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4
Keywords: I don't care if it's bad form.

In article <1gjifsINNmhj@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>and down the Grand Avenue three times over my lunch money scanning for Pat.

^lunch money^lunch^

Oh my.





College Station, to be exact.
-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: johna@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (John J. Allison)
Subject: one line bio
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 16:14:52 GMT

desperately seeking the soundtrack to CHiPs
-- 
, jja
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Clever Puns Dept. (was Re: Short Shameful Rebuke)
Date: 13 Dec 92 16:47:45
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
NNTP-Posting-Host: wilbur.unh.edu
In-reply-to: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu's message of Sun, 13 Dec 1992 02:20:05 GMT
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Comments: You'll never be the man your mother was!


ata boy <ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu> writes:

=> [etc, etc] I walked on across the street, and one lady wagged her
=> finger at me and said, "You ran a 'Don't Walk' sign."

Did you know that Bruce Sterling has a story called "Are You For 86?"
in his new book?

(wow! now it occurs to me that I didn't intend to pist this as a
followup to ata boy of all people, but as an original. however, i find
myself doing it. coincidence? most probably! free clues by e-mail.)

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.

                               HUG ME!

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kimy@wam.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Subject: prevarications
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 04:08:32 GMT



oh dear - that whole cathy and sioux dildo thing, I hadn't actually
meant to start a whole thread.  I really didn't mean it.

I called my parents today.  Dad wanted to know if I wanted to be
introduced to a nice Korean boy who's an investment analyst or
something like that over at Citibank in NYC.  I told him to sit
on it for a year.

I called my brother after that and got an earful about the kind of
women he doesn't like.  I did not suggest to him that he get a penis
ring, but he did suggest I get a tattoo.  Did I mention he's an
investment analyst or something like that over at Murray Johnstone
in Chicago?


yong-mi
in '93 I'll either pass comps or get married