HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: pab5891@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: No Talking Allowed
Date: 15 Oct 92 21:18:33 GMT
Reply-To: pab5891@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology

In article <corneliu.719033653@marsh>, corneliu@cs.curtin.edu.au (Nigel Cornelius) writes:
>Has anyone ever seen Altered signs around? If so, post 'em up...
>
>I had a laugh and a half when I walked through the library study room 
>yesterday, on each desk is a sign 'NO TALKING ALLOWED', and some jokers
>altered some to read:
>
>NO PARKING ALLOWED (I know it sounds dumb, but in the context of the 
>		    situation, it was hilarious)
>
>and
>
>NO PORKING ALLOWED
>
>
>well, there were a few more, I'll send em later....
>
>
>NPC
>
>
I was once following a Mitsubishi truck that the owner added a "t" on the
end... :)

Paul
From: nayak@ds1.scri.fsu.edu (Krishna Nayak)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: How do they do it?
Date: 15 Oct 92 17:37:54 GMT
Reply-To: nayak@ds1.scri.fsu.edu (Krishna Nayak)
Organization: SCRI, Florida State University


>Mac Users do it with mice...

'Archie' users take it to "very nice" levels







--
Krishna Nayak  --  nayak@scri.fsu.edu
Supercomputer Computations Research Institute
Florida State University
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: caesar@meaddata.com (Caesar Naples)
Subject: Re: Movie Dialogues please........
Organization: Mead Data Central, Dayton OH
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 17:19:23 GMT


In article <1992Oct6.212623.20874@ge-dab.GE.COM>, jerry@stratford.dab.ge.com (Jerry Szulinski) writes:
|> 
|> The last Eastwood western (Unforgiven, was it?):
|> Hackman (I think): "You just shot an unarmed man."
|> Eastwood:          "I guess he should've armed himself"
|> 
|> YES, one of the ultimate quotes of all times; the crowd goes wild.


Even better, from the same movie...
Hackman:  "...I thought I was dead, then I realized I was just in Nebraska."


Xref: sparky rec.humor:30734 aus.jokes:1551 alt.folklore.computers:14908 aus.computers:340
From: olounela@klaava.Helsinki.FI (Olli Lounela)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 8 Oct 92 16:56:33 GMT
Organization: University of Helsinki

In article <1992Oct08.105716.18217@NeoSoft.com> peter@NeoSoft.com (Peter da Silva) writes:
>Peter da Silva.  <peter@sugar.neosoft.com>.
> `-_-'   "Oletko halannut suttasi tdnddn?"
>  'U`  
>Dit kan mijn kamer niet zijn, ik adem geen ammoniak.

WOW! I wouldn't have thought you'd use Finnish! And in such a faultless
language!

(BTW, you have revealed the type of the machine and/or the network where
you work. The d's are the quirk of a translation. :-)
-- 

	Olli, 3 dan
--
E-mail: olounela@cc.helsinki.fi           ! .sig still under construction.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ferguson@wizard.etsu.edu (Jason M Ferguson)
Subject: smilies
Reply-To: ferguson@wizard.etsu.edu (Jason M Ferguson)
Organization: East Texas State University, Commerce, TX
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 14:11:03 GMT

death to smilies ie. (B-E
_REAL MEN DONT USE SMILIES_
REMEMBER THAT GUYS

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kak6279@ultb.isc.rit.edu (K.A. Kirchoff)
Subject: Re: Sorority joke list (40+ jokes)
Originator: kak6279@ultb
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 18:59:42 GMT

	If you guys really want sorority jokes THAT bad, why dont you just
go and get the blond joke list and use your editor to replace "blonde"
with "sorority girl"??   And if I hear another Tri-Delt joke, I'm gonna
HURL!  Damn.  This joke is even more worn out than the Woody Allen
jokes!!!!  (Remember them?????)

													FireMAN 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: verghese@boi.hp.com (Phil Verghese)
Subject: Re: MILITARY HUMOR
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 17:13:09 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard

In article <olt.718920850@elwood.isgs.uiuc.edu> olt@elwood.isgs.uiuc.edu (Scott Olt) writes:
>In the artillery (1/12th Marines), we sent our new guys after...
>
>Grid squares
>100 feet of gun line
>Left-handed sledgehammers (if it was pretty obvious that said New Guy
>                           wasn't too bright)

In the armor branch, we tankers have a few things to send Privates or
2nd Lieutenants to go fetch...

    Travel lock key
    Blank firing adapter for the main gun
    Left side track block
    Box of azimuths (they were right next to the grid squares)
    


    

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: viviana@igor.tamri.com (Vivian Aldridge)
Subject: Halloween picture (a bat). Have any other pics?
Organization: TOSHIBA America MRI, South San Francisco, CA
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 92 20:11:50 GMT


Hi,
I saw a post recently asking for halloween pictures.
Here is the only one I have. Sad but true.
Do you have any for me? If so please email them
to:     
viviana@tamri.com

Thanks!
Halloween is my favorite holiday.

Vivian




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                ./'.|'.'||||\\|..    )O O(    ..|//||||`.`|.`\.
             ./'..|'.|| |||||\`````` '`"'` ''''''/||||| ||.`|..`\.
           ./'.||'.|||| ||||||||||||.     .|||||||||||| |||||.`||.`\.
          /'|||'.|||||| ||||||||||||{     }|||||||||||| ||||||.`|||`\
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        |/' \./'     `\./         \!|\   /|!/         \./'     `\./ `\|
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        `    `         `               V               '         '    '

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Paul Hagar <hagar@phoenix.princeton.edu>
Subject: Re: WANTED: Halloween costume ideas
Originator: news@nimaster
X-Xxdate: Wed, 14 Oct 92 14:27:03 GMT
Organization: PPPL
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d7
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 18:27:37 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.154945.7280@eagle.lerc.nasa.gov> Larry Fishbach,
maven@lerc.nasa.gov writes:
>> Everyone post their funny, original, bizzar, etc. Halloween costumes.

This is a bit dated, but...

How about going as one of those stupid yellow diamond signs that people
put in their back window? Then take a 2x4 and a little plastic doll, and
nail the doll to the 2x4. Hang it around your neck.

Your yellow sign should read "Baby On Board."
_________________________________________
Paul S. Hagar, Big Sky Country Native
hagar@phoenix.princeton.edu
From: kdq@quest.UUCP (Kevin D. Quitt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Purity tests
Date: Wed, 07 Oct 92 09:51:05 PDT
Reply-To: srhqla!quest!kdq
Organization: Job quest  (805) 251-8210,  So Cal: (800) 400-8210

T9214517@phillip.edu.au (BIGGUS DICKUS) writes:

> Date sent:  7-OCT-1992 12:07:26 
> >and if asked if you are a turtle, a member must answer is a loud voice
> >"I bet my ass I am!" 

Obviously this person knows nothing about the turtles.  The proper
response is the expansion of: YBYSAIA  (which letters are proudly
painted on the outside of turtle hall).

 _
Kevin D. Quitt                                 Job Quest (805) 251-8210
srhqla!quest!kdq                               Learn How to Get a Job in SoCal

                96.37% of all statistics are made up.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: <None>
From: cybapunk@hovel.welly.gen.nz (Phil Ross)
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 16:29:33 +1300
Distribution: world
Organization: The Hovel Bulletin Board System
Keywords: Hmm

In article <1992Oct5.200519.1807@ucbeh.san.uc.edu>, sauerm@ucbeh.san.uc.edu w

> I am so horny!!!!!
> I am a single white female withlarge breasts please write me!!!!!!

Hmm.  Do you have extremely large nipples?

--
cybapunk@hovel.welly.gen.nz    X Phil Ross
cybapunk@tornado.welly.gen.nz  X Sysop of The Hovel BBS
cybapunk@sideways.welly.gen.nz X Author of Lords And Ladies, _THE_ BBS door!
     ... If at first you don't succeed, redefine success ...
From: sebert@andy.bgsu.edu (K.A. Sebert)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bumper Snickers
Date: 15 Oct 92 00:59:12 GMT
Article-I.D.: andy.Bw51Ep.2CC
Organization: Bowling Green State University B.G., Oh.

baptiste@bnr.ca (Michael Baptiste P275) writes:
> Another good one:
> 
> "If you get any closer, I'll flick a booger on your windshield"
> 
> I have seen this a number of times.
> 
> Also,
> 
> "You're so close, but I hardly know you"

 I am looking for one that says, "With in phasor range."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: .sig file
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 07:53:37 GMT

tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ) writes:
>Hi. This is not really an r.h matter, but I'll post it here anyway since this
>is where I am having th problem.  The net seems to to cut off the last 2 lines
>of my .sig file. It should be this:
> [9 line sig]
>The net is cutting of my last 2 lines. Anyone have any suggestions?

Yes, it's a hint.  If you stick a red hot poker up your nose and you
feel pain, that's a warning that you're doing something wrong.  Try a
four line .sig.

You do realize that every time you post, people on alt.fan.warlord are
making fun of you?
-- 
If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b)
Subject: Re: practical jokes for students
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 12:54:43 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.141000.6169@brtph560.bnr.ca>, baptiste@bnr.ca (Michael Baptiste P275) writes:


>In article <1992Oct14.102741.18898@csd.uwe.ac.uk>, wj_wigna@csd.uwe.ac.uk (Ebeneezer Goode) writes:
>|> 
>|> I need some practical jokes to be played on a load of students, anything
>|> will do as long as I get loads of suggestions I'll be OK. Needed by next
>|> week if poss.
>|> 
>|> Bill
>
>This one works on heavy sleepers.. Take newspaper or saran wrap which
>is queiter and cover their door with it attached to the door frame
>Leave above a one foot opening at the top.  Now use lots of those
>styrofoam peanuts used in shipping and fill the space between the door
>and the paper/plastic.  It's quite a sight when they open the door 
>half awake.
>
>Mike

Guess y'all know this one: cover the toilet cup, below the seat,
with that see-thru plastic....


-- 
Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway.

Be careful when you look into the abyss...because if you
look too long, the abyss will also look into you. - Nietzche
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: scott@bell.b17a.ingr.com (Scott Bell)
Subject: Re: WANTED -- list of DYSLEXIC JOKES
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 17:23:03 GMT

In article <Bw0p6L.K9B@cck.coventry.ac.uk>, mei172@cch.coventry.ac.uk (guru) writes:
|> In article <40y7RB3w165w@netlink.cts.com> tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry) writes:
|> >I ma TON lysdetic!
|> >
|> guru sez:
|> 	ron em!

    Well, I'm not a schizophrenic and I'm not too!

|> -- 
|>       /~~~) /   / /~~~) /   /  
|>      (___/ (___/ /     (___/   These mind-expanding drugs have given me so much
|>         /                      imagination, I'm hallucinating grey vividly....
|>    (___/ mei172@cch.cov.ac.uk                       Victor Lewis-Smith

Scott( or ottsc to lexicsdys! )
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mayne@pipe.cs.fsu.edu (William Mayne)
Subject: Request - What does Ph.D. stand for?
Reply-To: mayne@cs.fsu.edu
Organization: Florida State University Computer Science Department
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 04:07:32 GMT

I know this is a perenial topic, but I've been goofing off working
on my dissertation instead of reading rec.humor. Now I need to know
10 things "Ph.D." stands for to put on invitations to my celebration.
Examles: Piled Higher and Deeper, Post Hole Digger, Past with High
Difficulty, and to finish up the list Phinally Done.

Email responses will be appreciated.

Bill Mayne
mayne@cs.fsu.edu
From: erics@hpkslx.mayfield.HP.COM (Eric P. Solari)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Clinton doesn't understand business (was: A SAD JOKE!)
Date: 8 Oct 92 19:28:55 GMT
Organization: HP Response Center Lab

In rec.humor, jwh@citi.umich.edu (Jim Howe) writes:

>And just who gets to decide what these 'ground breaking technologies'
>are?  Probably some bureaucrat.

probably not, actually.  if you were up on current events you 
would know that clinton has aggressively solicited input from
many high-tech business leaders.

my guess is those are the ones that would make the decision. 

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: skeeter@skatter.usask.ca
Subject: Re: American joke ?
Organization: University of Saskatchewan
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 16:21:43 GMT

From article <1992Oct5.182346.27906@wisipc.weizmann.ac.il>, by jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livy):
> In article <VANDER.92Oct3184232@vancouver.stars.flab.Fujitsu.co.jp> vander@flab.fujitsu.co.jp (Mike van der Velden) writes:
>>
>>I'm surprised that no one has mentioned this yet, but one of the
>>funniest things about Americans is their system of measurement!
>>
>>16 ounces = 1 pound (where did the abbrev "lb" come from, anyway?)

Libra.  (look it up!  Use a dictionary fer cryin' out loud!)

>>
>>Even, the British, where the old imperial system of measurement was
>>invented, are switching to metric.

The Brits tried to force Metric on their people in the 70's and failed.


>> I believe that the US, along with
>>a little country called Burma, are the last nations on earth that
>>still officially use the imperial system.

Also wrong.  Canada also uses Imperial (as well as SI metric).  North America
was surveyed in Imperial.  ALL of our land measurements are still Imperial
(despite the fact that our road sign are mostly SI metric).

Many consumer products and services still declare quantity in BOTH systems.
(The courts ruled that it was okay to sell gas in gallons as well as
litres.

>>
>>Nice to know that they're on the cutting edge.  :)

Imperial is a system of convenience.  It evolved; like English.  It wasn't
devised; like Esperanto.  If you hate Imperial so much, why not speak
Esperanto?!  ;)

> 
> You are SO right!!
> I think I didn't hear something SO right for ages!
> Are they really assholes,or what?
> Even their grades: the 100F = the human body temperature(and Farenhite the idiot
>  measured his temperature when he had fever,so it's ~38C),and the 0F=~-18(again
>  Farenhite the idiot got out from his house in a winter day(-18C),and said it
>  is SO(?!!?) cold,that this must be the 0,and colder than that is impossible).
>  It is totaly incorrect,and non-scientifical..but..heh..Americans..

Ya, well, get yer facts straight.  Fahrenheit (note the spelling!)
set zero at the coldest temperature he could get water to stay liquid
by adding salt and things to it.


--
skeeter@skatter.usask.ca			no nifty .sig

The weight of one's wallet is inversly proportional to the size of
one's heart.   -- me
From: scsd1055@altair.selu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: ESPN on the Veep debate
Date: 16 Oct 92 02:08:43 GMT
Organization: Southeastern Louisiana University


	How about Chris Berman (Sp?) from ESPN NFL doing the commentary
on the Veep debate:

  -- On Stockdale: "Rumblin', bumblin', stumblin',fumblin',mumblin'!"

  -- On Quayle:  "It's "Book em'" Dan-O Quayle trying for his second 
		 consecutive Superbowl, he could go.....all.....the...
		 .....way............Naaahhh!" 

  -- & On Gore:  "Al Del Greco Gore tries a three pointer, but DOINK! 
		 He hits the made out of California Redwood field
  		 goal posts."

Alright it was a pretty lame skit, but the Stockdale shit popped into
my head when I watched ESPN today...  Don't ask me why...

Bill Plunkett
Xref: sparky rec.humor:31072 aus.jokes:1609
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Thoughts
From: jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Akiba Segal)
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 16:54:37 GMT
Organization: Weizmann Institute of Science, Computation Center

No...It stands for Intervention-needed Broken Machine

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From: lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Jolly Green Giant
Date: 13 Oct 92 18:28:21 GMT
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

In article <1992Oct6.185850.10301@cybernet.cse.fau.edu> leslie@cse.fau.edu (Leslie H. Byer) writes:
>
>And what do you have if you have two small green balls in you hand?  
>
>Kermit the Frog's undivided attention! 
>
>
>(Sorry, they made me do it!)
>
>Smiling by gunpoint...
>Leslie

Whats long thin green and smells like ham?

 Kermits middle finger....


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From: ferguson@wizard.etsu.edu (Jason M Ferguson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: re:thoughts
Date: 16 Oct 92 02:04:04 GMT
Reply-To: ferguson@wizard.etsu.edu (Jason M Ferguson)
Organization: East Texas State University, Commerce, TX


somebody got the idea IBM stood for International Business Machines?
i thought it was :
	I Brought Marijuana

also:
	Computer Science Majors do it by interfacing...
naah...

"I told you this bucket of bolts wouldnt make it back to Arizona..."
- Jason Ferguson                  - Commerce, TEXAS                   -
- ferguson@wizard.etsu.edu        - "I thought, therefore I was"      -
- AMIGA: A Machine Is Going Awry  -      - Descartes-                 -
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gordon@mpr.ca (Ann Gordon)
Subject: Re: MILITARY HUMOR
Organization: MPR Teltech Ltd., Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 15:25:07 GMT

In article <1179.165.uupcb@hardgood.com> john.fix@hardgood.com (John Fix)  writes:
>-> >In the military, the newbies are often asked to go get things that
>-> >don't exist.  Then they go to the S-4 and ask for it and the S-4
>-> screams >at them for wasting his time.  This is called fun.
>-> >Anywayz, I'm looking for others to add to my list:
>

How about Floppy Disk Hardener.  We got good use out of that one!  When
the guy in our office phoned to order it (the joke was being played on
him), the woman at the supply shop said she'd go look for some!

Ann
From: scratchy.caltech.edu!nathan (Nathan Mates)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WANTED: Caltholic Jokes
Date: 10 Oct 1992 15:45:32 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
NNTP-Posting-Host: scratchy.caltech.edu
Originator: nathan@scratchy

   I just was the request for some Catholic jokes, and decided to send
this one in. I'm a few days behind on the news, so if it's already been
posted, oh well...

   Father Flanaghan was visiting the nunnery to deliver some mail to
the head nun, when he saw sister Berthe, whose stomach was a little bit
bigger than usual.
   "Is there something wrong with your stomach?" he asked.
   "No," she replied, "it's just a little stomach gas."
   A few weeks later, he visited again, and her stomach was even bigger.
   "Are you sure it's only gas?" he asked.
   "Yes," she replied, "I'll get over it soon.
   A few months later, Father Flanaghan visited the nunnery, and saw
Sister Berthe pushing a baby carriage. Leaning over it, he said "Cute
little fart."
From: 01ksdavis@bsu-ucs.uucp (Rebel without a clue.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Classic IBM
Date: 9 Oct 92 01:48:07 GMT

In article <1992Oct08.184419.10445@brtph560.bnr.ca>, baptiste@bnr.ca (Michael Baptiste P275) writes:
> 
> 
> One of the guys in my department sent this to me, and I figured it would bring a few laughs.
> 
> This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch
> Offices.  The person who wrote it was very serious, but the rest of us may find
> it rather funny.
> 
> Abstract:  Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)
> 
> Mouse balls are now available as FRU.  Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate
> or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.  Because
> of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should
> only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
> 
> Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside 
> of the mouse.  Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.
> Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.
> Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method.  Domestic balls are replaced
> using the twist-off method.  Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive.  However,
> excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.  Upon completion of ball 
> replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
> 
> It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining
> optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should
> suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.
> 
> To reorder, specify one of the following: 
> 
> P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls
> P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls
-- 
	Gee...


		Look out Mickey!  It's people from IBM!!!  Run, Mickey, run!

	Sorry, couldn't resist...
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