HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mitchell@odie.ee.wits.ac.za (MITCHELL JAMES)
Subject: Re: (was it A SAD JOKE?!)
Organization: Wits Electrical Engineering (Novell Users).
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 14:25:12 GMT

In article <OKES.92Oct6000711@SunLab42.essex.ac.uk> okes@essex.ac.uk (Oke S) writes:

>In article <1992Oct5.132053.762@altair.selu.edu> pasc1961@altair.selu.edu writes:
>| In article <1992Oct2.164206.202963@uctvax.uct.ac.za>, rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
>| > In article <1992Sep30.181715.26187@brtph560.bnr.ca>, bcronk@bnr.ca (Bryan Cronk P125) writes:
>| >> |>   Clinton/Gore just don't "get it": in this economic environment we
>| >> |>   cannot afford to do things which make it more expensive and less
>| >> |>   likely for companies to hire people.  
>| >> Get this thread out of rec.humor.  There are plenty of other news groups
>| >> for those who want to argue about politics.  There's absolutely nothing
>| >> humorous about the state of the economy or how little Bush has done to
>| >> improve it.
>| > ....except inasmuch as the whole of the US election campaign can be considered
>| > as some vast, dark, cosmic joke....
>|
>| Ed,
>|   What the hell are you doing?  Don't you have enough problems in 
>| South Africa to keep you occupied instead of feeding us your editorials
>| on OUR presidential campaign? 

Funny, thats what we used to say about Americans dabbling in South African 
politics !


James Mitchell                      ?   I'm only smiling because I
Mitchell@odie.ee.wits.ac.za         ?   have no idea what's going on!
Electrical Engineering              ?
University of the Witwatersrand     ?              ***
From: 9120800f@lux.latrobe.edu.au (EDSECOMBE Andrew)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WANTED: Wild Headlines and Article Titles
Date: 15 Oct 92 23:18:00 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

see ya
 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: a2824ag@sunmanager.LRZ-Muenchen.DE (Riaan de Jager)
Subject: Re: ftp site found
Organization: Leibniz-Rechenzentrum, Muenchen (Germany)
Distribution: lrz
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 11:55:23 GMT

sweide@uceng.UC.EDU (Steven Weide) writes:


>If anyone is interested, I found an incredible  ftp site.  It's at 
>127.0.0.1.  You have to use your actual user name and password, it
>actually reads it from your file to check that your who you say 
>you are.  It's loaded with stuff(alot of humor).  
>                        Steve

Welcome to the world of computing, now find out something about humor...
From: tesco@bumetb.bu.edu (Dances With Babes)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Date: 14 Oct 92 18:45:50 GMT
Article-I.D.: bu.98646
Reply-To: tesco@bumetb.bu.edu (Dances With Babes)
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Boston University

> webster
Word: irregardless
ir.re.gard.less \.ir-i-'ga:rd-l*s\ av [prob. blend of irrespective and 
   regardless] nonstand  : REGARDLESS
Word: 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: elhowell@elhowell.b17a.ingr.com (Ellen Howell)
Subject: Re: Transcript of Last Night's VP Debate
Reply-To: elhowell@elhowell.b17a.ingr.com (Ellen Howell)
Organization: "Intergraph Corp, Huntsville AL"
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 18:04:53 GMT

In article <1992Oct16.133738.9544@brtph560.bnr.ca>, baptiste@bnr.ca (Michael Baptiste P275) writes:
|> In article <29182@nntp_server.ems.cdc.com>, ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel) writes:
|> |> In article <1992Oct15.041204.12628@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, cm007b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Dr. Ski) writes:
|> |> |> 
|> |> |> Pretty funny...the sad thing is that one of these three wil be our VP.
|> |> |> 
|> |> 
|> |> That's OK, As Vice-President they will not have any power.
|> 
|> NO IT'S NOT!  Have you ever heard of a heartbeat away? 
|> Considering their have been attempts on president's lives
|> five times in the last century, voting for Quayle or Stockdale
|> is a risk I'm not willing to take.  Gore my be a stiff, but
|> better him than either of the other two (or one and a half :)  )
|> 
|> Mike
|> 


Pretty funny...the _scary_ thing is that one of these IS our VP!
-- 

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Ellen Howell                    *  "Ow: The first word spoken by children
elhowell@elhowell.b17a.ingr.com *   with older siblings."
(205)730-6873                   *                       -- Joyce Armorz
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From: smith@ctron.com (Larry Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Military humor
Date: 8 Oct 92 16:16:44 GMT
Reply-To: smith@ctron.com
Organization: Cabletron Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Sep30.143924.26380@col.hp.com>, dag@col.hp.com (David Geiser) writes:
>>          Thinking nothing of it, he smashes the whip (actually, it's not a
>> whip.  It's one of those things Hitler used to walk around with.  It's called
>> a "cravache" in French but I don't know the English equivalent for it.  At any

>Swagger Stick

Thought it was called a quirt?

Larry Smith (smith@ctron.com)  No, I don't speak for Cabletron.  Need you ask?
-
How about we all do something reasonable?  I bet that'll confuse 'em!
From: scridd@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Yet another Tom Swifty
Date: 9 Oct 92 16:24:00 GMT
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Oct06.192114.25285@watson.ibm.com>, mittle@siena.watson.ibm.com (Josh Mittleman) writes...
>> "No, you have to do it again", Tom iterated.
> 
>Even better:
> 
>"No, you have to do it again", reiterated Tom loopily.
> 
> 
>The classic Tom-Swifty always includes an adverb; that's the stylistic
>point in the original books that is being lampooned.  Ideally, the adverb
>should contribute to the pun in the most obscure manner possible.  For
>example:
> 
>"We've ratified the treaty; why don't you?" started Tom disarmingly.

How about this:

"Someone stole my electrolytic capacitor!" Tom charged negatively.

(This electrical engineer just couldn't resist!)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu ((COSC148O) 92F00761)
Subject: Re: Wanted:  Deep Thoughts List
Organization: University of Houston
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 04:23:04 GMT

>>	I deleted my file of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy.  Could someone
>>please e-mail me a copy of the large file?   gt5576b@prism.gatech.edu
>>
>>	Thanks
>>
>>	Joe.
>>  
>ME TOO!
>
>Here we go again...
>
>Ratboy
>

Yup, here we go again....

ME THREE!!

HE KUER!!
-- 
cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu
HE KUER!!
From: Chris.Bradley@f374.n105.z1.fidonet.org (Chris Bradley)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: What's a penis?
Date: 15 Oct 92 17:28:01 GMT
Article-I.D.: therose.719245078.AA00000

Here's one I heard a while back that I thought was pretty good:

Two 6 year old boys, Jimmy and Dave, were talking in Dave's back yard. Dave
 says to Jimmy, "What's this thing down my pants?" Jimmy looks over to what
 Dave was pointing to, shrugs his shoulders and says, "I dunno, but I'll ask
my
 dad. He's knows about everything."

Jimmy approached his father in the living room and asks, "Daddy, what's this
 thing?" as he pointed to his penis. His father put down the paper and said,
 "Son, come in the other room and I'll tell ya all about it." Jimmy follows
his
 father into the other room.

In the room his father unzips his pants and whips out his John Thomas and
 says, "You see this? This is a penis. In fact, it's a perfect penis."
 Satisfied with his answer, Jimmy ran back out to join Dave again.

"Well, did you find out what it was?" Dave asked. "Yes" Jimmy replied. "You
 see this? This is a penis. In fact, if it was two inches shorter, it would
be
a perfect penis." :-)

-->Chris
From: pdc@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Paul Crowley)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Hello
Date: 16 Oct 92 12:37:13 GMT
Reply-To: pdc@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Paul Crowley)
Organization: Do they make a washing powder called Caliban Automatic?

In article <Bw42Ku.DLK@dcs.ed.ac.uk> la@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Lewis Alderton) writes:
>Have a Gay Day Ray (Gay does still mean "happy" in Britain)

This isn't true.  If you manage to convince any Americans of this,
there's room for some interesting misunderstandings, but I'm not that
cruel.

ObHumor: While I'm on the subject, it might amuse y'all to know that
Britishers who hear that you're 'pissed' will wonder what you've been
drinking.  And Australians who go to a stationers for some Durex will
be directed to the nearest chemists... it's a brand of prophylactics.
  __                                ____
\/ o\ Paul Crowley pdc@dcs.ed.ac.uk \  /
/\__/ "I'm the boy without a soul"   \/
From: andersod@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Find the bug(the real answer) APOLOGY
Date: 13 Oct 92 19:41:48 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

To Whom It May Concern,
     Please stop the avalanche of letters about my abvious error with the hotel
problem.   Many of you commented that I must have been lying about being a math
major.  I must not be one, because I left out the number one rule of
mathematics.   I did not analyze the problem enough.  I overheard this joke
from a friend, and gave the answer he did, instead of trying to find the
correct answer.  I am sorry for the neglect on my part.  Please stop
recorrecting my ingnorance.  I have learned.
              signed,
                Douglass Alan Anderson, still a math major,
                                           but now more knowledgeable
                                           because of my error.
Please ignore any spelling errors, if any.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ferguson@wizard.etsu.edu (Jason M Ferguson)
Subject: Re: Election Jokes
Reply-To: ferguson@wizard.etsu.edu (Jason M Ferguson)
Organization: East Texas State University, Commerce, TX
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 15:55:50 GMT

If Bill Clinton's a joke, then we have to agree that Mr. Bush is the
punchline.

Oklahoma: where men are men, and the sheep are bleeding from the end...
- Jason Ferguson                  - Commerce, TEXAS                     -
- ferguson@wizard.etsu.edu        - "I thought, therefore I was"        -
- AMIGA: A Machine Is Going Awry  -      - Descartes-                   -
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From: rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 12 Oct 92 17:28:36 +0200
Organization: University of Cape Town

In article <1992Oct9.033414.10664@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, s1071828@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au (Matthew Long) writes:
> In article <1992Oct8.090930.13104@phillip.edu.au> t9114138@phillip.edu.au writes:
>>In article <1992Oct6.082403.202984@uctvax.uct.ac.za>, barrylev@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
>>>>> I thought IBM stood for "I Bought Macintosh"
>>>>
>>>> Nope, that's  "I Broke Macintosh"
>>
>>	Isn't it "I Buried Macintosh" ?
> 
> Isn't it "What boring shit"? Piss off with your computer crap.
> 
>  Joke - Poeple who write boring stuff like this.
>         ^^^^^^

Real joke - people who get loose on keyboards without an elementary
education....! 
-- 
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|                                 |                                       |
|  Ed Rybicki                     |    Now you've got the hang of it      |
|  Dept Microbiology              | There's nothing you can't do with it  |
|  University of Cape Town        |         If you're very into it        |
|  PB Rondebosch 7700             |         You can't go wrong....        |
|  South Africa                   |                                       |
|  fax 27 21 650 4023             |              - Mad John               |
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From: russelrp@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Robert Russell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted: Rupture Jokes
Date: 8 Oct 92 15:26:23 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Oct5.091846.1@woods.ulowell.edu> cotera@woods.ulowell.edu writes:
>Anyone hear any rupture jokes?
>
>E.g. When you're swimming in a swamp
>     And a turtle takes a chomp
>     That's a rupture
>--Ray Cote
Okay.

When you're walking down the hall
and your balls hit the wall
that's a rupture!

When you're sliding into base
and you hit that 'special place'
that's a rupture!

When you're rowing in a boat
and an oar smacks your scrote
that's a rupture!

When you're getting lotsa head
and it starts a-spurting red
that's a rupture!

When you're running on the track
and a hurdle snags your sack
that's a rupture!

When you're zipping up your coat
and you hit that special note
that's a rupture!

When a random falling brick
makes a landing on your dick
that's a rupture!

When the shuttle "Atlantis"
hits you where you piss
that's a rupture!

(Ok, we're really straining here...)

When you're getting a circumcision
from a doc with no precision
that's a rupture!

When on your bike you're riding
and then off your seat you're sliding
then that crossbar you're astrid-ing
with your testicles colliding
by God, that's a rupture!
From: smith@ctron.com (Larry Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Re :Cascades and how to avoid them purple
Date: 14 Oct 92 17:05:05 GMT
Reply-To: smith@ctron.com
Organization: Cabletron Systems, Inc.

>>>Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
>>When I belch too much, I take a burp pill.
>Its not so hard if you're a turtle (?)
This one's for you, Erik, go dirt till!

Larry Smith (smith@ctron.com)  No, I don't speak for Cabletron.  Need you ask?
-
Liberty is not the freedom to do whatever we want,
it is the freedom to do whatever we are able.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cotera@woods.ulowell.edu
Subject: Stars
Organization: University of Lowell
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 18:34:26 GMT

Sometimes, late at night, I lie down in bed and look up at the stars and
wonder, "What the Hell happened to my roof!"

Source unknown.
--Ray Cote
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: Re: Cows part 2
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 02:41:19 GMT


>>>>>>>Damn, another dead article
>>>>>>Damn, yet another one!
>>>>>Damn, another cascade!
>>>>No.
>>>Oh.
>>So?
>At this rate, we'll never know!
Shit, where did the cows go?
From: carr@fog.cs.odu.edu (M Eric Carr)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, Va
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 18:08:39 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.090930.13104@phillip.edu.au> t9114138@phillip.edu.au writes:
>In article <1992Oct6.082403.202984@uctvax.uct.ac.za>, barrylev@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
>>>> I thought IBM stood for "I Bought Macintosh"
>>> 
>>> Nope, that's  "I Broke Macintosh"
>
>	Isn't it "I Buried Macintosh" ?

Or:
"I Burned Macintosh"
"I'm Better'n Macintosh"
"I Berate Macintoshes"
"I Beat Machintosh"
 8-)


-- 

					Eric Carr
				-- The Cyber Linguist --

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: badboy@netcom.com (Jay Keller)
Subject: Far Side Calendar for 10/12: I don't get it!
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 23:55:39 GMT

Maybe I'm thick, but the more I look at this Far Side cartoon 
the more it seems like there is no joke there.  If this is funny
someone please let me in on the joke!

From the Monday, Oct. 12 page of the Far Side calendar:

A government office building is shown, uninhabited except
for a worker in an upstairs office (seen through the window)
who is typing.

The caption:

Civil Service History: On October 12, 1979 (Columbus Day),
government employee George Sullivan goes in to work for a 
couple of hours to, in his own words, "take care of some un-
finished business".


I guess it's funny because gov't workers aren't supposed to
work overtime?  If that's it it's pretty lame.  Is there something
else?  Something funny, perhaps?

Jay Keller
Sunnyvale, California
badboy@netcom.com
.



Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: <None>
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 05:28:56 GMT

sauerm@ucbeh.san.uc.edu wrote:
: I am so horny!!!!!
: 
: 
: I am a single white female withlarge breasts please write me!!!!!!
: 
: 
Take a photo of yourself, scan into a GIF and post it. Then we might
believe you.

DAB
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 17:18:05 GMT

>>Patrick Jordan                      |          _
>>CSIRO Division of Radiophysics      |        // \   I am not a number,
>>NSW, Australia                      |       /( 6 )  I am a free man.
>>pjordan@rp.csiro.au                 |      () \_/
>>----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>                                               /|\
>Is this an old fashioned bicycle, or is it      |
>the freely swinging 'Mr. Limpy' with the        |
>numeral "6" tattood on his left plum?   >>>-----
>
 I thought it was either a Hand Grenade or a Perfume sprayer
jhsegal
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Hello
From: jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livy)
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 19:20:57 GMT
Organization: Weizmann Institute of Science, Computation Center

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hello.  How are you today?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm fine, so cascade away!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>OK. You can call me ray.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You doesn't has to call me ray, you can call me Jay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't you have anything better to say?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perhaps there is some better way?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, there MUST be, I should say!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wish this would just go away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>It might, but not today.
>>>>>>>>>>>And yet another, enters the fray.
>>>>>>>>>>Oh gawd, time to pray!
>>>>>>>>>Will this last til June or May?
>>>>>>>>This rhyme, I will not betray.
>>>>>>>Why not today.
>>>>>> BTW... :-)
>>>>>Throw the "C" manual away !
>>>>I hear that FORTRAN is the new wave!
>>>BASIC is here to stay!
>>12 year olds sure like to play!
>I'll add one more line, OK?
No fucking way!


Livian
From: es2r+@andrew.cmu.edu (Elliott Schiff)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: MEGA Tagline file
Date: 12 Oct 92 01:35:42 GMT
Organization: Senior, Social & Decision Sciences, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

>3 dreaded words when making love: Is that it?

3 other dreaded words:  Honey, I'm Home!

--EllioTT
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi)
Subject: Re: How do they do it?
Reply-To: davidk@welch.jhu.edu
Organization: Welch Medical Library
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 19:38:51 GMT

In article 1@vms.ocom.okstate.edu, chorley@vms.ocom.okstate.edu () writes:
>In article <1992Oct12.202648.29275@rd.hydro.on.ca>, rdowlati@rd.hydro.on.ca (Ramin Dowlati) writes:
>>> In article <3OCT199219352868@summa.tamu.edu> i0b8356@summa.tamu.edu (Ivan Berrios) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Oct2.153703.6502@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, dh0a@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (DONALD L. HARDY) writes...
>>>>>>Does any one have a list of stuff like:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>    Accy majors do it in numbers!
>>>>>>    Physics majors do it at the speed of light!
>>>>> 
>>>>>Architecture majors stay up all night.
>>>>> 
>>>>>Music majors do it in a chord.
>>>>> 
>>>>
>>>>Mechanical Engineering majors do it in gear!
>>>>
>>> Here's one for Nuclear Engineers:
>>> 	Nukes do it with more power!
>>>
>>> and another one:
>>> 	Phototherapists do it with the lights on!
>>> 
>>> 	Divers do it deeper?
>>
>> Mathematician do it as a finite sum of an infinite series.
>>
>> Osteopaths do it until you feel no pain.
>
Mac Users do it with mice...

-=DavidK
From: Scott.Anderson@f31.n282.z1.tdkt.kksys.com (Scott Anderson)
Sender: FredGate@tdkt.kksys.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Bee Jokes
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 00:14:06 -0600

PLEASE HELP!

I am looking for "Bee" puns, jokes, or stories.

I, a mature college graduate, and several friends have
decided to dress up as bumble bees for Halloween this year. I thought we should
be honey bees, but then we decided that we should be more scary, so now we are
The Killer Bees.
(pretty scary, huh?)

Please mail your ideas to me before October 29.  Thanks

 * Origin: Dark Knight's Table (1:282/31)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aib@col.hp.com (Allan Best)
Subject: Re: WANTED URGENTLY !! Lawyer/Legal jokes
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 23:34:26 GMT
Organization: HP Colorado Springs Division

A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bed side 
and handed each of them an envelop containing $25,000 in cash. He made 
them each promise that after his death and during his repose, they would 
place the three envelops in his coffin. He told them that he wanted to 
have enough money to enjoy the next life.

A week later the man died. At the Wake, the Lawyer and Doctor and Clergyman,
each concealed an envelop in the coffin and bid their old client and friend 
farewell.

By chance, these three met several months later. Soon the Clergyman, feeling 
guilty, blurted out a confession saying that there was only $10,000 in 
the envelop he placed in the coffin. He felt, rather than waste all the 
money, he would send it to a Mission in South America. He asked for their 
forgiveness.

The Doctor, moved by the gentle Clergymans sincerity, confessed that he
too had kept some of the money for a worthy medical charity. The envelop,
he admitted, had only $8000 in it. He said, he too could not bring himself 
to waste the money so frivolously when it could be used to benefit others.

By this time the Lawyer was seething with self-righteous outrage. He 
expressed his deep disappointment in the felonious behavior of two of his 
oldest and most trusted friends. I am the only one who kept his promise to
our dying friend. I want you both to know that the envelop I placed in the 
coffin contained the full amount. 


Indeed, my envelop contained my personal check for the entire $25,000.

"Albergo"
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: Thoughts /Macs
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 01:31:27 GMT

>Joke:
>	(Probably an oldy, but I enjoyed it)
>
>There was this gorilla who lived in the jungles of Africa, who happened to
********* Joke deleted to save the world from oblivion
>
>"I've eaten it, you see I'm a four point tool eater Jaguar!!" (4.2 litre Jaguar)
>
>Rex. 

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Blah, puke puke
OOOOOOOOOOOOOwwwww that hurt!!!!! Shit! that actualy hurt, my monitor is
smoking!!!!
Die REX! Die Die Die
OH man!, I think im going to melt!!!!
This was propably the worst! 
Now I'll never get it out of my mind!!!

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From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (Not Clear On The Concept)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ANSWERING fucking MACHINES
Date: 13 Oct 1992 00:07:24 -0700
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu


When i read the subject line, i thought the post was about replying to
questions posed by vibrators.

5150
guess i was wrong
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From: parvin1@husc11.harvard.edu (Douglas Parvin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: WANTED: Wild Headlines and Article Titles
Date: 10 Oct 92 21:20:38 GMT

Substance and truthfulness are not necessary.  Back-up stories not wanted.
Headlines only, damnit!  Do the tabloids one better.    
Headlines may be joined by description of accomp[anying photo or illustration.

Please e-mail.  I'll post a summary of what I get.

Thanks.
-- 
===========================================================================
Douglas Parvin
parvin1@husc.harvard.edu