HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: Drift Away
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 17:18:57 GMT

In article <amymw.721415300@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu> amymw@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (Amy Wisotsky) writes:
>lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>
>>In article <1992Nov4.104505.24592@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
>>>lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>>>
>>>>                DRIFT AWAY
>>>   (Most words deleted for space)
>>>>Thanks for the joy that you've given me
>>>>I want you to know I believe in the song
>>>>And rhythm and rhyme and harmony 
>>>>You helped me along, you're makin' me strong.
>>>>Oh give me the beat boys and free my soul
>>>>I want to get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
>
>Who was the original poster of the song?  If that person could send me
>the full lyrics, I'd really appreciate it.   If it's too much of a
>hassle tho, don't worry about it.
>
>Thanks a lot!

Hi Amy!   I was the original poster.  The lyrics should
be in your email....  

     ** Bewitching Huggs **


Lis, The Official Good Romantic Witch
and Honoured Former President
of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
Subject: Re: Blade, Vodka and The Drink Of The Year
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 92 08:01:04 GMT

cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West) writes:

>means straight spirits to anyone out there unaware). What I meant was
>drink the beer cold. And make it a steinlager while you're at it. Now
                                    ^^^^^^^^^^
                                       Ewww!!
i
>that I'm back in NZ I do drink what they call bitter occasioanlly but
>it is in no way related to what you call bitter.

Yeah - there is a time and place for British bitter....
Its usually in Britain - not the southern hemisphere, eh Clare  :-)

But what's this Steinlager stuff??

Drink Gippsland Gold Pilsener from Mirboo North, Vic, Australia.
Reminds me of Czechoslovakian Pilsener..... *Hmmm*

Ross
Official Personal Bodyguard to Lis, the Good Romantic Witch
***********************************************************
Ignore the from line: I'm really at rwm@stan.xx.swin.oz.au
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: "-=[SLS]=-" <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Ariel and Badger
Content-Type: text
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 01:16:36 GMT
X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL0]
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Posted for Lisa Mae who is having troubles with her posting system.
NObody knows the troubles she's seeeeeen....
===========
 
| In article <1df0stINNe2d@charnel.ecst.csuchico.edu>,
| wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (Dark Knight) says:
| >
| >In article <92311.160528AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>, AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET (Lisa Mae)
| >writes:
| >>In article <1d9mcjINNem@agate.berkeley.edu>, scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott
| >>Gier) says:
| >>>
| >                 <*message interplay between Ariel and Badger
| >                   deleted because of my &%#$!!@% editor*>
| *poor thing, maybe if you slap your editor around a bit, it will stop cursing.
| *GRIN* *hug* --I know, BAD joke.  *shrug shoulders* *smile*
| 
| >Ariel:
| >>Badger, I am trying to tone down my wicked thoughts and ways.  If you keep
| >>on this way, the results are at your own risk.
| >DK:
| >Sorry folks...I can't let this pass...after having met these two...
| >Oh, boy...am I gonna get it...the devil's making me do this....
| >KEEP IT UP, Badger.....
| **
|   So, *raised eyebrow* Your taking Badger's side?!?  hhmmmmmmm....
| Just take into consideration, that I have a GREAT memory.  And I will
| remember this.  *innocent look*  Are you going to that thing in SF on
| the Dec. 5th weekend?
| >DK:
| >Oh, well...I guess it's about time I got into trouble <*grin*>
|    *wicked grin*  "trouble" isn't exactly the word.  Now, if your
| not feeling nervous yet, I'd worry about you. *mischeivious laughter*
| >
| Ariel
|
From: scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Keeping the Flame
Date: 10 Nov 1992 21:40:22 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: sandstorm.berkeley.edu

I walked through the forest to a special place.  A place I went to camp when
I needed to getaway from the world and think through my life.  My girlfriend
and I had been discussing are relationship in recent times and I needed to get
away and ponder.  

After a long hike, I reached my destination.  It was a small clearing nestled
in among a stand of pine trees.  The memories of the times I had brought her
here flitted across my mind like butterflies across a field of wildflowers.
Happier times when the relationship seemed to have its own life.  Perhaps
these memories would spur my mind to realize why this woman remained so
important to me.

Quickly I set up camp and gathered wood for a small fire.  The firepit was 
situated right in front of a log the I had dragged next to a rock sometime ago.
The rock stayed warm for awile after sunset, releasing the stored up heat of
the day.  As I got the fire going I heard crunchings from the footpath that 
led to this place.

"Damn, I knew you would be here.", a voice said.   

It was her.  "Then why'd you come?", I asked.

"Its just that I needed to think about..."

"Yeah, me too."

"And I was hoping the good times we had here would...  I don't know.  Make it
so I knew."

She walked over and sat next to me on the log.  Her hands were held out to
th warmth of the fire.  "Do you think we can work together?"

"Yes."  I said taking her hands in mine.  "All I could think of on the hike 
here was how empty my life would be without you." She dropped my hands, turned 
and leaned back against my chest.  

"Funny, but that's all I could think of as well.  I kept thinking that we 
shouldn't be fighting over these little things because what we have means more
to me than anything else."

"I know how you feel.  You're the most important thing in my life and If I lost
you...."  She turned and placed her finger on my lip.

"I love you"

"I love you, too."

_____________________________
Scott Gier
Keeper of the Flame


Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dennis@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Doug Dennis)
Subject: Re: Cherry? Where?
Keywords: My Sweet Tooth Acheth
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Canada
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 15:29:35 GMT

In <1992Nov12.015808.11322@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:

>In article <1992Nov11.220812.5083@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com> puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) writes:
>> boatman@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu (Todd Boatman) becomes a soda jerk... (No
>>       offense. That's what they were called.)
>>
>>>You silly bird, CHEERY not CHERRY!  Everyone here knows that
>>>STRAWBERRIES are the only fruit allowed in the RFA.....unless
>>>you count Chocolate strawberries.  Hmmmm....I wonder if you
>>>could have a chocolate covered strawberry with a cherry
>>>on top (*wicked grin*).
>>
>>Only if you could find a virgin. I think I saw one bein' dragged to the
>>top of that volcano over there...

>Now I read about that in the US World News.  Seems the locals went to
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>sacrifice a virgin to the volcano.  Turns out she was no virgin!  The
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>mountain got revenge though, wiped out the whole village!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Funny....I caught the Seinfeld show last night.  He was doing a spoof
about throwing a virgin into a volcano.  Some kind'o first date!  Of  course
Seinfeld had Chuck Willory of the Love Connection offering to pay for the
date if the virgin wanted to get thrown in again.....
They seem to be hard to find around Winnipeg........volcanoes that is (*grin*)

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker)
Subject: Re: kittyflame?
Keywords: kitties, purrin'
Organization:  Something close to nothing, but different than the day before
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 07:54:26 GMT

puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) goes fishing...
> tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) purrs a comment...
>
>> IMHO, any statement that starts off
>>Why do all <insert random race or gender here> do <some icky thing>?
>>qualifies.
>
>Why do all loveable kitties do snuggle up and purr to me?   *grin*
            ^^^^^^^^

Ah, but this is not the same...you qualified kitties with the word loveable.
It's clear that only loveable kitties lavish you with attention...the nasty
ones don't...:)

>(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)

Tyger

-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break
From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Blade, evetS, and panties...
Keywords: What Forbiddest Thou?
Date: 6 Nov 92 03:05:05 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre
NNTP-Posting-Host: minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au

puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) writes:

>>] Yeah, Blade stopped flirting with me after I refused to wear the
>>] crotchless silk panties. What a bore!
>>Well what do you expect - you only ever SHOWEd them
>>to Julie!

>He showed them to me, once. I wasn't interested...

>They weren't edible.

There isnt anything worse in my mind than un-edible crotchless silk
panties.....  oh well.....

-CBMIEB!

-- 
 ############################################################
 ##  Never assume the obvious, as it is rarely the truth!  ##
 ##t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au Iron@Eagle.aero.rmit.edu.au##
 ############################################################
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Tuesday, 10 Nov 1992 17:33:01 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Dancing in CA

In article <92314.46914.NE0152@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM>,
NE0152@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM says:
>Lisa:
>  Anyone up for a little contest? *innocent look*  I don't really dance
>a lot, but we can see who lasts the longest.  The only given rule, is that
>it does not count if your partner is too tired to dance (you can't be
>responsible for someone else.) As long as your still willing to dance.
>It doesn't matter if you dance well or not, because everyone dances
>differently.  Any takers??  *smile*
>Or, would anybody be interested in just dancing.  I love to dance, but
>I usually tire my partner out.  *--smile--*
>
>Quiz:
>Sounds good to me ! I don't dance , but i've always wanted to sell
>Pop Corn !! Can I have the Pop Corn concession right ?
>Please!,Oh Please
>On bended knees,or prostrate form,
>I beg of thee.
>The right to POP ,at the HOP

   Tsk, tsk.  you owe me a quarter.  That was a very VERY bad pun.
>
>Now, is that romantic ,or what !

   Or what.
>
*smile*  Quiz, it's alright with me.  But I get 75% of the profits.
(I am the one doing the dancing. *grin*)
Later,
Lisa
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker)
Subject: Re: The CASTLE saga ...
Organization:  I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 08:02:33 GMT

rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
>tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:
>>rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (ross mair) writes:
>>>
>>>>That said, if anyone wants to pay me a visit, c'mon down! :)
>>>Well, it depends on how old young Danita is??  *Sly Grin*
>>2...sorry...:)
>
>Oh - bummer  :-(   Just a tad young *snigger*

Watchit you...*Tyger takes aim with her bow*

>>>*Suddenly, Tyger rounds on Ross, and slashes across his face with her paws*
>>>*Ross vows to take his dirty mind away from Tygerwood, and restore its
>>>former purity and innocence*
>>Well, hey...her mom is still available...:)
>
>After what she just did to my face????  :-)

It's all in your mind...besides, that's what healing arts are for, yes?

>Ross tries to reflect on all this sudden female attention....

Oh gads...MAAAAAAA! Ross is THINKING again!

>>>*HUGS*
>>>*Sorry folks - I shouldn't have days like this at work :-)*
>>I would be happy for a day at work of any sort right now...
>
>What's this - Tyger sufferring net.lag??

Nope...unemployment in CA...bad combo these days...

>*HUGS*
>Ross
>Official Personal Bodyguard to Lis, the Good Romantic Witch

Tyger

PS: **HUGS**


-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Apology to K. t. P. (Was Re: MEN....PERIOD
Date: 6 Nov 92 18:28:14 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Nov5.094606.17895@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
>erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher) writes:
>
>>rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
>
>>Steve will more than likely stay out of the middle of things, cause
>>you might be older than I, and this would sway him toward your side,
>>yet...  I know him better, and I would guess that he would stand by my
>>side.  So:  He would choose no side for equality.
>
>And he thinks he's smart too!   :-)

He is smart!!

>>	Watch yourself, my friend.  I am a very tempermental (or is
>>that just mental?) young man!  ;)  *Hugs* to you too!
>
>Young man???
>I thought it was "little boy"   :-)

Erin is *definitely* a "Young Man".... a very good man, too!!

>But you look after Lis also - so you can't be too bad.. :-)

Erin is a wonderful person, and a good photographer too!
When you gonna do those layouts of me, Erin?   *wink*
(For the cover of our new album, of course.  :)   )


Lis, The Official Good Romantic Witch
and Honoured Former President
of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: A departure and an announcement!
Organization: OFSA
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 13:23:42 GMT

rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) smirks:

>In article <BxKBHB.LF2@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) writes:
>>rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) urges:
>>>Ouch!  And I bet ole Tyger ain't even got her claws out all the
>>
>>What?! Did you get hurt by a ricochet?
>
>Why, you break off a claw?

Haven't bothered yet.

>>WEll, as you may have noticed I haven't been exactly flaming the lass,
>>just a small admonishment. Considering her reaction to that, imagine
>>how upset she would get if I wasn't such a gentleman and actually
>>flame her!! *horrors*
>
>Yeah, we all know what a 'gentleman' is!  And I would like nothing
>better than to see you come out with an actual flame.  Might be good
>for ya...

Primus: What is your definition of a gentleman.
Secundus: Why should I actually flame Tyger? ARC isn't the place for
flames. Now if we were playing around in alt.flame, as I do
occasionally, it would be "kosher".

>>Not to worry...this is merely bantering between old acquaintances.
>
>What?  Me worry?  I know Tyger can take care of herself...

She certainly can hiss and spit with the best.

>banter.... good one

Oh Rippy, this be mere bantering...you wouldn't wanna see flames. You
know not of what you speak.

:)

Steve
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Drift Away
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 16:29:22 GMT

 lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) sends a hug in response
	to rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)

>I don't know what I'd do without you, and Julie and
>Steven and Puter and BDC.... and anyone else that has
>sent hugs.  I have found so much support thru my net
>friends.  God Bless ALL of you!!   *Big Long Hugg*

WOW! You sure put ME in some big company there! Anyways, gotta keep
my lunch partner hungry, ya know...

huggasqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezehugga

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
Ding!  Dong!  The Wicked Witch is dead!
From: CE42@lafibm.lafayette.edu (CE42)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: RE: Oh no! THE VAT!!!
Date: 10 Nov 92 21:37:01 GMT
Organization: Lafayette College
Originator: news@lafcol

In article <1992Nov9.204955.22686@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com> puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) writes:
>
> CE42@lafibm.lafayette.edu (CE42) does the cavewoman thing...
>>puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) writes:
>
>Puter comes to, realizin' that his head is bouncin' over several HARD
>rocks. Lookin' up, he sees a tantalizin' female, covered with splashes
                              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Why Thank you ;-)

>of chocolate draggin' him forward. Cranin' his neck, he sees a bubblin'
>vat of chocolate. Now we all know what choco does to the PuterDude,
>makin' him more hyper than a kid after 4 bowls of Super Sugar Smacks.

That should make the vat even more fun!!!

>"No!", he screams. "Anythin' but the ChocoVat!!!" The woman stops for
>a moment, and turns toward him.

Hmmmm... she thinks, maybe I should reconsider.  So we really want
someone as deranged as this splashing around with us in the Vat?
.......YESSSSSSS!!!! :-)
From: pm3_norr@csd.uwe.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: What is Love?
Keywords: Does ANYBODY *really* know?...
Date: 5 Nov 92 20:05:32 GMT
Organization: University of the West of England, Bristol


 stone@cwis.unomaha.edu (Travis Stone) writes:

}(1) "Love"-- A deep emotional commitment to another person...{etc}
}(2) "Romance"-- the emotional precursor to love, which leads to...{munch}
}(3) "Romance" versus "Love"  {and} (4) Comparison-- "Love" and "Romance" 

[more very relevant comments deleted]

}All this, of course, is nothing but opinion....  ;-)

Ture, but I'd agree with most of it.

Really, what I wanted to say was - This from a man who nearly left us ?
I'm very glad you didn't Travis.

Paul


-- 
Remember.  A Dragon is for life.
Not just for Hogswatchnight.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: what is the story about this story?
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 02:22:48 GMT
Organization: Dept of CompSci, U of Auckland

ugabarra@mcl.ucsb.edu (Il Viaggiatore) writes:
>i was curious about the story that seems to be taking place on this group..
>is it a closed group of people?  if other people can join in, how do they
>and are there any rules that need to be followed?  it just looks like a lot
>of fun, and i presently could use a creative outlet in my life..

There aren't really any rules. You can just write if you want, but we
do have a mailing list for discussing plotlines and such - if you want
to join that you should write to Steve (ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu).

Someone (sorry I forget who) has a file with who we all are and so-on
which helps if you want to include other peoples characters in your
posts.

Oooops, forgot we do have one sort-of rule - don't do anything drastic
to someone elses character whithout checking it out with them first.

happy writing,

clare/Eowyn

-- 
     |                 &   Official Welcomer    &  Hello, my name is Inigo 
,--. |  --. ,--. ,--.  &      of the RFA        &  Montoya.  You killed my 
|    | ,--| |    |--'  &  BigSis to Kristiina,  &  father. Perpare to die.
`--' " `--" "    `--'  &    Eric and Chris      &    -- The Princess Bride
From: pcxsws@unicorn.nott.ac.uk (S.Ward-Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Heartfelt
Date: 6 Nov 92 17:20:14 GMT
Organization: Cripps Computing Centre, University of Nottingham

Hi, here`s a little something I came up with while demonstrating
in the teaching lab this afternoon on the subject of LDRs and the
extra effort needed to preserve the relationship.

Heartfelt.

I missed your touch, your eager laughter,
echoing now round the space in my heart.
I loved your kiss and what came after.
Folorn and forgotten, living apart.

Chorus:
It was heartfelt, heart melts,
ice in the first spring sun,
you leave, heart freeze,
we lost when apathy won.

Separated by too many miles,
the extra effort proved too great.
Avoiding tears, faking smiles,
remembering love not breeding hate.

Chorus

Now older, wiser? Maybe not.
New friends and lovers have appeared,
I learned to fight for what I've got,
separation need not be feared.

Chorus

Slainte,

Steve.

Official Alchemist of the RFA.

"A castaway under a turncoat moon"
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: robg@citr.uq.oz.au (Rob Geraghty)
Subject: Re: What is Love?
Keywords: Does ANYBODY *really* know?...
Organization: Prentice Centre, University of Queensland
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 06:52:38 GMT

kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw) writes:

>Everything I've seen written aboute "What is Love?" describes
>actions associate with love, but not what love is.  Not having
>WEbster or Oxford next to me, I cannot quote what they
>claim it is, so......
>It seems to me that everyone is attaching certain actions to describe
>love, but are really not defining love.  I suspect that this is
>correct, to describe the actions associated with love.  Try to
>define infinity.....it goes on and on and on, because for any
>given number I can add another one to it.....What about the
>repeating decimal places of Pi, (NExp reference), it continues to
>go on and on and on......

What an interesting concept - love as an intersection between the real
and imaginary plane - you could read quite a lot into that...

I agree with all this, and I'm reminded of something I posted somewhere
all, long time ago about the difference between love and sex.  I'll
rephrase it a little -

sex is the union of two bodies
love is the union of two souls

(hmm... changed even as I went to write it down... ;)

Yin and yang springs to mind :-)

Rob
Official Journeyman-Harper of the RFA
(love is the poetry of life...)
--
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rob Geraghty               | 3 things are important to me 
robg@durian.citr.oz.au     | The gift of love, the joy of life
CITR                       | And the making of music in all its forms
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter)
Subject: Re: Why I dumped Blade and joined the peace corp
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 18:07:42 GMT

dch@rodan.UU.NET (Dan C. Horner) shares: 

>>>>Blade...BAD boy, BAD BAD boy!
>
>Woof again !

Knock off the barking and assume the position
(that sounds like my husband would say to you...)


>AHahahahahahahhaah Isn't she cute folks... But everyone knows I do not
>really have legs...I only have one foot, being a slub and all...

A slub?  A SLUB?  EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!  I HATE slubs.

>
>
>You might want to try something a bit more sneaky first.
>Like say luring me in with a redhead or a blonde and then
>trapping me in a rimmed salt shaker or something ?
>
>No ?

No.

>Why not ? I thought it was a great plan...

Because you would enjoy it too much.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Julie Salter<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
            President, Romantic Fire Association
  Wife of the Official Fireside Sex Advisor..AKA: Steven Salter
"Look into my eyes...you will see....what you mean to me......"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>email: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat