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From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 11 Nov 92 15:13:24 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov10.012958.26812@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
> In article <1992Nov9.135111.3813@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>In article <1992Nov9.022203.13267@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov7.122041.3770@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>In article <1992Nov7.001054.7581@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, hschmidt@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Heidi E Schmidt) writes:
>>>>>>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>>>>>>>>Passionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?
>>>>>>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back?  (purr 
>>>>>>>purr nose sniff...)
>>>>>>> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
>>>>>      Went out of style??  Precious cat... you have been taking a cat nap...;)
>>>>> I am for the warm bear hugs,snuggling... and the romantic sleaze in principle.
>>>>> As well as wonderful tickle bouts where you breathlessly end up passionately in
>>>>> each others arms *smmoooooocching*
>>>>> 
>>>>> hschmidt aka Eine kleine/gross baer *toddle*toddle*toddle*
>>>>My kind of man!!!
>>> yeah, i go for men named "heidi", too...
>>> gina, sweetie your flirting is out of control; you are flirting
>>> with women now...care to flirt with me?
>>LET ME CLARIFY SOMETHING:
>>I like the ideas Heidi expressed: I'd like to find them in a man. He'd
>>be "My kind of man!!!".
> ah, previously unclear.
> 
>>Not that you aren't that attractive, Leather. I just prefer the male
>>studliness to the femaleness you seem to have. I would rather have a
>>man of--and with--substance than a woman. ANY DAY. or night...
> right.  see, we think alike...wunderbar.
>  
>>>>And they want a hard-core sleazefest. What's wrong with the soft-core?
>>>>What's our country up to these days?
>>> family values.
>>> hardcore, softcore, both can be good if you've got the stuff.
>>> which i don't doubt you do. 
>>No one who has ever talked to me can doubt I'm a woman of "stuff",
>>perfect I might add.
> hee hee!
> 
>>> leather aka a peaceful soul...honest.
>>> gina aka willing to share the title of sleaziest with an "undecent"
>>person like Leather, but she'll have to have her own chair
> oh, goody, it's settled...who's gonna get the chairs for us lovely
> ladies, then?
> 
> leather aka or i could sit elsewhere, waht do you fancy, boys?
>  
LOOK HERE !!!!!
She still refers to you as boys, though all but she realize you are
not. What can you do but leave her? Come to me, my men of substance,
and i'll be NICE to you.
Gina
ne/> 
>
From: h235_012@ccvax.ucd.ie (GUESS_WHO)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 11 Nov 92 11:45:06 GMT
Organization: University College Dublin

In article <sprooney.721016032@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>>By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>>>president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you wan
>>>a sex object for president?  
> 
>>oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
>>vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
>>the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!
> 
> TRUST HER!!!! SHE'S _THE_ LEATHER!!!! It's the one you've all
> (both of you) been voting for!!!!!
> 
> 
> SHE IS GOD!!!!
> 
> (I like her *:) ... don't tell my armpit.)
> 
>>leather aka the ultimate sex object
> MNSio... trust me... I know wot I'm doinggggggggggggggggggggggg
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: a threat?
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 06:23:03 GMT

>>>:>[a little bit thrown mercilessly into a vat of boiling lemon curry]
>>>:>->[lots and lots of stuff dissolved in a highly toxic solution comprising l
>>>:> -> curry, bits of a comfy chair and a Spring Surprise.]
>>>:> Wow, what a lethal mixture, sounds like the sort of stuff that you
>>>:> could definitely use as the `universal solvent'
>>>:> But then what do I know about chemistry ????
>>>:> ->>So how do you define Gina?
>>>A protein large bag of mostly water (about 80%).
>> ... until you slit her throat...
>Is this a threat on the life of your dear VP? Don't you love me
>anymore, Sprooney? 
'Course i love you... In fact, me wanting to cause fatal damage to
your lucious bod should be taken as a compliment.

>> 
>>>: > Pag aka well OK, but surely there should be a range in which it lies :)
>>>: 
>>>: Sure, I lie within a range. CAn you find me? 
>>>: > 
>>>: > PS, maybe this ought to go to sci.chemisty :)
>>>: 
>>>: NOW WAIT A MINUTE !!!!!
>>>: I'd like to see what you know about interrelational chemistry, as in
>>>: between males and females. As in between you and me. YOu know, body
>>>: chemistry.
>> 
>>>Would you like a consignment of androstenone?
>>>Then again, a few slugs of Tequila has much the same effect....
>> TEQUILA? DID SOMEONE SAY TEQUILA?
>> YAY!!!!! ALL PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY!
>> I HAVE WITNESSES! (No, not Jehovah'.... <thump> <thump> <thump>
>> AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
>> 
>> oISmn;... I hate not colsing brackets )


SOinmnkasd  aka Yeah, yeah, Leather... so I'm a slut.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 04:17:05 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.025828.12208@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
>: > : > [a little bit thrown mercilessly into a vat of boiling lemon curry]
>: > : > ->[lots and lots of stuff dissolved in a highly toxic solution comprising lemon
>: > : > -> curry, bits of a comfy chair and a Spring Surprise.]
[stuff rmd]
>: it made an unfavorable impression upon my constitution a nd several
>: amendments had to be made.
>
>OK androstenone then, but tequila is cheaper.
>
>David aka purely for the advancement of science you know
>
>BTW anyone know Gina's genus? Can't be homo.....
Felis, perhaps?  (Grins hopefully)

William Turlough Cat aka beiad
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jason E. Reasoner)
Subject: Re: NI!!
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 16:18:15 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.171152.3829@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>In article <BxGK46.KC@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jason E. Reasoner) writes:
   <<<lots of addresses thrown into a vat of Hungarians>>>
>>>>   I would like to say this in response to your feeble attempt at juggling
>>>>   gall bladders with a few extra double edged razor-blades: You belong in
>>>>   a local loony-bin, straight-jacketed and covered in tapioca bungee cords
>>>>   with a side order of garnished, spam-like, PMS ridden, jumpy, ovulating,
>>>>   gorillas. <GORN> <GORN> <GORN>
>>>Quit talking about my home life. Didn't I ask you not to reveal those
>>>things about me so soon?
>> 
>> I'm so sorry, did I upset the would-be sleeze Queen??  Is this possible??
>> For the sleeziest *I* would think not!
>> 
>Upset, no. I just didn't want you to tell them quite so soon how far
>we had gone. I don't want to have an unfair advantasge, though I'm not
>sure my advantage IS unfair.

Your advantage UNFAIR? Oh, nay I say.  I'm sure we all have a little of Gina
in all of us....(interpret that as you will   ;^)

>> 
>>>>   Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.  IS she a goer??
>>>Why don't you find out if I am ? It might be fun AND informative.
>> 
>> Name the time, place, dimension, and utensils I need to bring...
>> 
>naughty bits, balls, toys, anything you feel necessary(though with me
>the only things you really need are yourself and lots of energy ,
>endurance, and free time). Time: whenever you're ready... place:
>wherever you want to go (I like hottubs and beds with luxurious
>sheets and bearskin rugs myself), dimension: we'll create a new one...
>> 
A new dimension created for just the two of us, hmmmm.  Seems to me it would be
awful hot and grabby!!
>>>>                  (thud)
>>>Did you fall down or was that your jaw hitting the floor?
>> 
>> I lost my balance from a temporary war-wound, err...
>> Why would my jaw be dropping anyway??  Nothing THAT surprising has happened
>> thus far.... hint,hint,nudge^infinity...
>You've obviously not been with me yet. I am after all amazing to 
>infinity's degree.
>> 
>>>>   reason aka incoherent throat-wabbler
>>>Gina aka you asked for this
>>      reason aka oh did I ever..
>	gina aka i'm glad you did..
   reason aka looking forward to a fate like that of a minstrel...

-- 
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     *  reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu  |"I will not buy this record, it  |
     *  aka  Smegma, Reason, Rand  | is scratched."      -John Cleese|
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From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Objection........
Date: 10 Nov 92 12:14:47 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov9.173147.3833@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <BxGq93.30n@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>> WHAT I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IS LACK OF INTELIGENT POSTINGS..
>> I MEAN I WAS GONE FOR 4 WHOLE DAYS AND 216 ARTICLES AND I REPLIED
>> TO 2 OF THEM..THAT IS BLOODY RIDICULOUS.......IF THIS KEEPS UP I MIGHT
>> HAVE TO DO SOMETHIGN DRASTIC AGAIN....LIKE RUN ANOTHER CROOKED ELECTION
>> OR NOT TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK ON.....
>> 
>> Jestere aka on a rampage yet again.......
> Jester my love, we DO NEED to do something about this. ALl the talk
> about is sex, sex, sex. And they never do anything about it. I wish
> they would put up or shut up about it, for the most part. WE need some
> new story lines to get started. Can we work together on this, my
> loving Court Jester? Can we? Hmm? Please.
> 
> We don't need anoth er election: we need some new ideas. Help me to be
> assertive enough to spread all my new ideas. Of course you need to
> learn them too. Want to talk them over? 
> 


You need help being assertive? What kind of vice president type leader are you?




> Let me know....
> 
> Gina aka what am I to do w/o you, my dear court jester
>> -- 
>> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
>> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
>> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
>> Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu    
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 07:31:38 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.041239.28926@nevada.edu> dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
>In article <1992Nov9.022203.13267@tamsun.tamu.edu> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>>In article <1992Nov7.122041.3770@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov7.001054.7581@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, hschmidt@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Heidi E Schmidt) writes:
>>>>>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>>>>>>>Passionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?
>>>>>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back?  (purr 
>>>>>>purr nose sniff...)
>>>>>> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
>>>>      Went out of style??  Precious cat... you have been taking a cat nap...;)
>>>> I am for the warm bear hugs,snuggling... and the romantic sleaze in principle.
>>>> As well as wonderful tickle bouts where you breathlessly end up passionately in
>>>> each others arms *smmoooooocching*
>>>> 
>>>> hschmidt aka Eine kleine/gross baer *toddle*toddle*toddle*
>>>My kind of man!!!
>>yeah, i go for men named "heidi", too...
>>gina, sweetie your flirting is out of control; you are flirting
>>with women now...care to flirt with me?
>                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>           Sure...   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ooh, let's make it a threesome, shall we?  menages a trois are so much
fun...

>>>And they want a hard-core sleazefest. What's wrong with the soft-core?
>>>What's our country up to these days?
>Nothing good.  Although we're almost out of the rut.  Just a few more years...
gleep.  i hope so...or i'm moving (i'll come stay with you, sprooney,
ok?  and remind me to discipline you for flirting with everyone under
the sun...)

>>family values.
>>hardcore, softcore, both can be good if you've got the stuff.
>yes...  (nods)
but you gotta know what you're doing..as well i do.
learn from an expert!  leather, the sleazy redhead who does
hard and soft equally well! (but who prefers hard and is very good
at making the soft hard..)

>>which i don't doubt you do.
>>
>>leather aka a peaceful soul...honest.
>>
>>
>>
>
>William Turlough Cat aka beiad


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 09:38:23 GMT

hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:

>In article <ins450m.721290921@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>[toooo big to keep]
>>
>>>> 
>>>no, I'm not up a mountain. I'm rather down-to-earth. Now that you
>>>displayed a chemical knowledge of a woman, can you give a physical
>>>description? Of me? No? Well, then, why don't you invite me down to
>>>your lab and I can educate you in the properties of a really dangerous
>>>and extremely enduring specimen of a beautiful female that makes all
>>>the others turn green?

>green?  erm...no, just my irises.  
ARGH!!! That sounds familiar!!!

>heather aka though it would go nicely with my hair...
Eccles aka Are you a redhead at both ends ;>


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu
Subject: RE: Election Results Part #1
Organization: Clark University
Date: 5 NOV 92 17:22:36 GMT

In a previous article, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) wrote:
>Here are the actual elections results.
>Ad you know i disqualified ratboy, lisa, jester
>and phil for illegal vote garnering.
> 
>I also only decided to count one vote from
>each voter. So your #1 vote became your only vote
> 
>Scores:
> 
>None of the Above 14 votes
>Gina 6 votes
>NimoS 4 votes
>Bruce 4 votes
>Sir Not Appearing in the Newsgroup 4 votes
>Fievel 2 votes
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I'd like to thank all the multitudes of people that voted for me, but as you 
well know, that would be impossible.  But thanks anyway, Merrill!!
> 

>djoiner, Saint, Meetch, ANARCHY, Jos, John Clees, Kumquat, 
>Meredith, A little pink Pussycat, an African Swallow, Knut, 
>Jeremy Sarna, and a Stuffed Rabbit named squishy all
>earned on vote each.
> 
>So thhe winner is None of the Above
>with Gina as VP.
> 
>Congrats to the non-entity winner and he/she/its
>big busted VP.
> 
>Jester

Long live a.f.m-p!!!
love & kisses,
jeremy
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sex sells...Let's go shopping!
Date: 13 Nov 92 00:28:37 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>>>>Honey, with me there are no limits. (so do I have your vote now? what
>>>>about the rest of you?)
>>> 
>>> You can have as much as you can handle.
>> I don't think there could be too much of you for me to handle. I'm a
>> grown up with lots of endurance, creativity, and imagination. =)
>Grown up?  If your application to the Masons was correct, you're still but a
>child.  Barely out of your tender teenage years.  How sad.  Wouldn't you want
>someone who's been around (nudge nudge) and knows what she's doing?
Hey. Merrie. Much as I respect the knowlege of my elders (ie. Wicked
Wanda herself), I must say that there's a certain summat to be sadi
for the vitality of youth. For wot I know (which is plenty|) both
Gina and Leather know wot they're on about. (If you wanna challenge
this, mail me, and I'll see if you do.)



>Meredith aka old enough to know how to please 
MNSio Troo, but how's the ole ticker?
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: SEX ( was Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor) )
Date: 9 Nov 92 19:30:23 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov6.205425.29458@aber.ac.uk>, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
> 
> 	In article <1992Nov2.150559.3659@wkuvx1.bitnet> 
> 	goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet did say :
> 
> [original attribtion flayed alive and then whipped into a frenzy]
> ->> ->
> ->> Wow, what a lethal mixture, sounds like the sort of stuff that you
> ->> could definitely use as the `universal solvent'
> ->> 
> ->> But then what do I know about chemistry ????
> ->> 
> ->> ->>So how do you define Gina?
> ->> ->Meetch aka an unknown quantity.
> ->> Pag aka well OK, but surely there should be a range in which it lies :)
> ->
> ->Sure, I lie within a range. CAn you find me? 
> OK, give me some clues and I'll find ya :)
> 
> ->> 
> ->> PS, maybe this ought to go to sci.chemisty :)
> ->
> ->NOW WAIT A MINUTE !!!!!
> ->I'd like to see what you know about interrelational chemistry, as in
> ->between males and females. As in between you and me. YOu know, body
> ->chemistry.
> Really, definitely an offer no-one could refuse. Maybe sci.chemistry 
> was the wrong idea, maybe alt.sex.hot.and.steamy :)
> 
> Pag a now where are those clues ?????? 
Clues:
upstairs, first door on the left, open the door, walk in, close the
door,. lock it behind you, and look near (or on) the bed. 

Now can you find me?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jbrett@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Jon.)
Subject: The meaning of life
Organization: Coventry University
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 12:52:24 GMT


    And the answer to the meaning of life is ..........


        It was Professeur Plum, with the candlestick, in the study.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 01:40:47 GMT

hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:

>In article <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>>president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
>>a sex object for president?  

>oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
>vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
>the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!
OH NO!!!!
ITS HEATHERNOEL!!!!!!!!

>leather aka the ultimate sex object
Eccles aka RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: gmccammo@nyx.cs.du.edu (Gary "Tog" McCammon)
Subject: Re: I AM SO SICK OF THIS!!!
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 92 13:27:53 GMT

...or, instead of WHINING about scripts, you could have just bought
the book for the movie back when it first came out...
:)

(BTW, still _have_ the book for "Holy Grail"... and I want to see
the first-draft version of the movie made... :))

--
Tog = gmccammo@nyx.cs.du.edu     Realspace:trapped on Long Island...
OR Gary.McCammon@f211.n107.z1.ieee.org (<=less likely to be read)
"You once told me that your father invented the ice cube."
"Right... Which is why I don't have to work." -Norb
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jason E. Reasoner)
Subject: Re: NI!!
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 16:50:29 GMT

In article <1992Nov8.151504.3781@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>In article <BxDwEr.JGE@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jason E. Reasoner) writes:
>>   I would like to say this in response to your feeble attempt at juggling
>>   gall bladders with a few extra double edged razor-blades: You belong in
>>   a local loony-bin, straight-jacketed and covered in tapioca bungee cords
>>   with a side order of garnished, spam-like, PMS ridden, jumpy, ovulating,
>>   gorillas. <GORN> <GORN> <GORN>
>Quit talking about my home life. Didn't I ask you not to reveal those
>things about me so soon?


I'm so sorry, did I upset the would-be sleeze Queen??  Is this possible??
For the sleeziest *I* would think not!


>>   Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.  IS she a goer??
>Why don't you find out if I am ? It might be fun AND informative.


Name the time, place, dimension, and utensils I need to bring...


>>                  (thud)
>Did you fall down or was that your jaw hitting the floor?


I lost my balance from a temporary war-wound, err...
Why would my jaw be dropping anyway??  Nothing THAT surprising has happened
thus far.... hint,hint,nudge^infinity...


>>   reason aka incoherent throat-wabbler
>Gina aka you asked for this


     reason aka oh did I ever..


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     *  reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu  |"I will not buy this record, it  |
     *  aka  Smegma, Reason, Rand  | is scratched."      -John Cleese|
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From: lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Female incentive
Date: 4 Nov 92 22:18:44 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov4.221201.749@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
> In article <1992Nov4.133214.740@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>> In article <1992Nov2.142356.3656@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>> In article <1992Oct31.144152.727@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> For my fellow females, a campaign promise...
>>>> 
>>>> You can borrow my fiance.
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> When's the next night he's free? I can't reach the top shelf and could
>>> use his, um, heighth to get some things down for me.	Thanks.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>> 
>>>> P.S.  If you intend to comment on this, just remember:
>>>> 
>>>> My fiance is 6'8', collects automatic weapons, thinks Arnold "The Terminator"
>>>> S. (I'll be damned if I can spell it) is a poofta, and reads this newsgroup.
>>>> 
>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>>        (By the way, imagine what will happen if you don't vote for me.)
>> 
>> Oh, as a minor comment... Mrs. Bonggg stepped *a bit* out of her bounds in
>> offering her fiance (me) as an incentive. She forgot to say that I charge...
>> 
>>   Ray "The Guttskwisher" Warner Bonggg
>> 
> 
> Oh, never mind him.  He's just grumpy because he only gets me 12 times a day
> instead of 15.
> 
> *He moves heavy objects, opens those tight jar lids, and does windows*
                                                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hmmm...windows...I never thought of that use for that creamy stuff...
Oh, and by the way, the only reason it's only 12 per day is that 12 is all she
can afford on her college fund...

The 'skwish dude...




>  
> 
> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: airn@ellis.uchicago.edu (Anthony Airne)
Subject: concessions
Reply-To: airn@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 23:18:37 GMT

Where are the concession speeches? I personally refuse to believe that
Sir Not Appearing in this Newsgroup has thrown in the towel so easily, as
evidenced by his evident refusal to concede (perhaps until the paper ballots
have been counted?). Furthermore, I would like to hear None of the Above's
views on Gina's apparent usurpation of his/her/its office.


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