HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lola@lucid.com (Lola McCrary)
Subject: lots of familiar stuff on Dememto this weekend
Organization: Lucid, Inc.
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 92 02:11:11 GMT


From the dementia newsgroup.  Do we recognize some of these items?  You bet we
do.

****
C'MON FOLKS !! WHERE's ALL THAT FAN MAIL TO KEEP THE DOCTOR GOING ?


Doctor Demento
Show #92-31 for broadcast the week of July 27 - Aug 2, 1992

Segment 1 - 14:25

Show Open / Program Tease
Spam / Monty Python
Spam / "Weird Al" Yankovic
Road Kill / Milo Trembly
Dead Skunk / Loudon Wainwright III

Commercials & Local Break : 2:30

Segment 2 - 12:11

Flight Attendant / Meryn Cadell
I Lost My Heart On A 747 / Tom Paxton
Bumble Bee / Meryn Cadell
Big Cock-Roach / Kip Addotta

Commercials & Local Break : 2:30

Segment 3 - 13:25

T'aint No Sin (To Take Off Your Skin & Dance Around In Your Bones) / Miss Lee Morse
The Streak / Ray Stevens
Battered Plants / George Carlin
Never Set Your Cat On Fire / Frank Hayes

Commercials & Local Break : 2:30

Segment 4 - 14:03

Little Bit Late / Lewie Wickham
I'm Late / Mary Martin
Frazzled / Dale Gonyea
Uncle Jack Sez Relax / Charles Webb & Tom Bolton
Shaddup You Face / Joe Dolce

Commercials & Local Break : 2:30

Segment 5 - 14:18

Beam Me Up, Scotty / Dr. Gonzo
The Trouble With Klingons / Dennis Williams
Another Day On The Enterprise / Swashbuckler Boots
Star Drek / Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara

Commercials & Local Break : 2:30

Segment 6 - 13:22

Spock Rap / Neural Paralisers
Bar Trek / Thomas Gauthier
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds / William Shatner
Highly Illogical / Loenard Nimoy

Commercials & Local Break : 2:30

Segment 7 - 15:40

F.A.P. (Feline American Princess) / Leslie Fish
THE FUNNY FIVE
#5 - Beer Gut / Da Yoopers
EXTRA - Kicked My Baby In The Butt / Raphael DiGiorgio
#4 - You Don't Love Me Anymore / "Weird Al" Yankovic

Commercials & Local Break : 2:30

Segment 8 - 11:50

#3 - Hey, Batman '92 / Whimsical Will
#2 - The Sweater / Meryn Cadell
#1 - Star Trekkin' / The Firm

Commercials & Local Break : 2:30

Segment 9 -1:00

Show Close / Closing Credits

---------------------------------------------------------------------

Demento Society
P.O.Box 884
Culver City, California 90232

Tapes and letters can be sent to this address

Hotline: 1-900-773-7333
$1.25 for the first minute, $.75 per minute thereafter
Kids, get your parent's permission.
1-17431-110071-75091-4146
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
From: chris@keris.demon.co.uk (Chris Croughton)
Subject: Fake books 
Distribution: world
Organization: Keristor Systems
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 04:37:26 +0000


In article <n05cdt@ofa123.fidonet.org> Joe Ellis writes:

> Fake books are a musician's greatest treasure. They contain (in small type)
> the lyric(s) (sometimes only one verse), the melody line, and chord symbols
> (NOT usually guitar chord symbols, just "Ab Bb7 Ebmaj7" things... stuff for
> keyboard & jazz musicians).

I thought that Ab, Ebmaj7 etc. *were* guitar chords - apart from the
horrible key it appears to be in <g>.  I could always capo, I suppose...

More to the originl point (and one that *I'm* very interested in) do
these books actually have the tunes?  The only ones I've seen in Britain
just have words and chrords (except for songbooks by specific artists,
which generally have a piano accompaniment plus the chords, and cost UKL
2-3 per tune).

Chris

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From: Glendon.Todd@f68.n128.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Prop? Crazy
Date: 25 Jul 92 16:51:00 GMT
X-Sender: newtout 0.01 Jul 13 1992

MP-->Shouldn't that be a "certiphicate"?

Phew!
 * OLX 2.2 * My reality check just bounced.
---
From: Eli.Goldberg@f120.n109.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Sierra On-Line filkers?
X-Sender: newtout 0.01 Jul 13 1992
Date: 23 Jul 92  11:03:16

Does Sierra On-Line have a large contingent of filkers or what?
 
First, I noticed Lori and Corey Cole, and I believe I found confirmation
that they were the same people as the creators of _Hero's Quest_.
 
I was just looking through my old documentation and noticed Carolly
Hauksdottir listed in Kings Quest 4 under "Animation and Background
Scenes."
 
Are there any other filkers doing video games?  I noticed Larry Dixon
and Ellen Guon on Wing Commander 2 a while back, which was freaky... ;-)

--- Maximus 2.01wb
From: Major.Matt.Mason@p11.f715.n273.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Some net addressed
X-Sender: newtout 0.01 Jul 13 1992
Date: 29 Jul 92  07:10:11

On 7/27/92, Kay Shapero said to All concerning Some net addressed: 


  KS> Mitch Marmel        1:273/715.11 
  KS> (aka Major Matt Mason) 

I can also be reached at marmelmm@duvm.ocs.drexel.edu.

-MMM-

--- MacWoof Eval:24Jun92
From: Elizabeth.Mccoy@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Elizabeth Mccoy)
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: ConCertino Con Summary
Date: 23 Jul 92 16:48:25 GMT
Organization: Extended Bulletin Board Service


Many thanks to you and Chris Croughton for help!

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From: Major.Matt.Mason@p11.f715.n273.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: A Merkin The Beautiful
X-Sender: newtout 0.01 Jul 13 1992
Date: 29 Jul 92  07:06:41

On 7/25/92, Glendon Todd said to Major Matt Mason concerning A Merkin The
Beautiful: 

  MMM--> Prudes don't want us to see.
  MMM--> 
  GT> ROTFL!

Thankew, thankew.

-MMM-

--- MacWoof Eval:24Jun92
From: chgs02@vaxa.strath.ac.uk (By learning and courtesy)
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: philk attempt
Date: 27 Jul 92 10:07:53 GMT
Organization: Strathclyde University VAX Cluster

In article <n05cft@ofa123.fidonet.org>, Dave.Aronson@f120.n109.z1.fidonet.org writes:
> Anybody out there know the lyrics to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?  I
> have been inspired to write a filk, but dunno original song well enough to do 
> it in full.  All I have so far is:
> 
>  Super User Aggravated Creeping Featuritis,
>  If you catch it you will find that it's full of detritus!
> 
> --- Maximus 2.01wb

Try the video of "Mary Poppins"
Ann
From: Kay.Shapero@f524.n102.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Upcoming SoCal filk con
X-Sender: newtout 0.01 Jul 13 1992
Date: 19 Jul 92  09:42:09

On <Jul 19 07:10>, Mike Liebmann (1:102/524) wrote to Christina Callihan:

 ML>would be ConChord 8 at the Holiday Inn, LAX, the weekend of 
 ML>October 2-4.  The details are around here somewhere, but I don't 
 ML>have them right now. 

_I_ do!

ConChord 8
October 2-4, 1992

Guest of Honor: Tom Smith
Toastmaster: Joe Bethancourt

Holiday Inn LAX
(800)624-0025
Rates: $59 single
       $69 double
       $79 triple/quad

Convention memberships 

Supporting: $10
Attendiing: $30 through Sept. 8, higher at the door
(Make checks to Rick Weiss)

To join/for more info write

ConChord 8
c/o Rick Weiss
13261 Donegal Dr.
Garden Grove, CA  92644-2304
(714) 530-3546  (before 10pm, please)

This info courtesy the ConChord Chair-triumvirate: Nick Smith, Rick Wiess & 
Deborah Weiss.  Any typoes courtesy Kay Shapero who typed it in (and if you
see any let me know!)
 


--- msged 2.06
From: John.Creasey@f524.n102.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: More verses
X-Sender: newtout 0.01 Jul 13 1992
Date: 28 Jul 92  17:07:34

How many fires can a firework work 
If a firework could work fires?
How many guns could gunpowder power
if gunpowder could powder guns?
How many kas can a bazooka bazoo
if a bazooka could bazoo kas?
The answer my filker is ask leslie Fish...


---
From: Kay.Shapero@f524.n102.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: who is the artist?
X-Sender: newtout 0.01 Jul 13 1992
Date: 24 Jul 92  12:36:56

On <Jul 21 15:09>, Scott Malcomson (1:114/110) wrote to Lola McCrary:

 SM>"Good day, my Lord," said they and I
 SM>Ascended to my throne
 SM>For only in the SCA
 SM>Do I truly feel at home.

 SM>   Good enuf, Kay? ;>

Fine - what's the tune? 

--- msged 2.06
From: William.Hughes@f255.n387.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Lyrics?
X-Sender: newtout 0.01 Jul 13 1992
Date: 28 Jul 92  23:07:00

I was asked a question over on TREK and figured this is the best place
to find an answer...

===========================================================================
Date: 07-24-92 (10:44)             Number: 926
From: CHARLOTTE JERSCHEID          Refer#: NONE
  To: WILLIAM HUGHES                Recvd: NO

William, can you get the words to "Jim, your name is Jim" ?  I heard it
at Shore Leave 14 and just loved it.
===========================================================================

Can any one give me some info on this one? I've never heard/heard of it.

Any assistance would be greatly appreciated.


 * SLMR 2.1a * Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.

--- MsgToss 2.0b (r)
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
From: steve-b@access.digex.com (Steve Brinich)
Subject: Re: who is the artist?
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Date: Mon, 20 Jul 1992 15:50:56 GMT

  >  One song is about Snow White being a vampire....

  Sounds like Cecilia Eng's "Red As Blood", which can be found on the tape
"Of Shoes And Ships".

  >  The other is a Red Riding Hood story....

  Sounds like Bob Kanefsky's parody of the above, "Blood Will Tell", which
is on "Tapeworm 3".

  If your friend has them both on one tape, I presume it's a homemade
compilation of favorite items put on one tape for convenient listening.
From: Richard.Sarner@f247.n271.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: SNOW WHITE
X-Sender: newtout 0.01 Jul 13 1992
Date: 21 Jul 92  08:04:00

 > was right to want to kill her.  The second is a red riding hood
 > story, where both red, and her grandmother are werewolves, and red must  > 
face grandma or

 Reminds me of Company of Wolves, strange movie.

...Richard  
 
--- FreeMail 0.95e beta
From: Nancy.Feldman@f605.n105.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: St:Tng Filks
X-Sender: newtout 0.01 Jul 13 1992
Date: 24 Jul 92  21:50:01

Hi Kettlingurr,

KE>These are hilarious!  I copied only two, though:  "Starfleet Man" and "Lost 
M
KE>Powers (and I'll Cry If I Want To)".  Can you just *imagine* these two
KE>singing?

KE>BTW, I'm thinking to post them up on the FISHnet ST:TNG Echo.  I could let 
yo
KE>know how that crowd likes it if you want....  :)

               Would love to find out what others think of them.  What
is Fishnet, though?  I've got more filks I downloaded, both on ST and on
Pern.  Wonder if anyone's interested?

I'll upload them in my copious spare time.  <Grin>

Back to homework.


 * SLMR 2.1a * "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
--- FMail 0.90
From: Joe.Bethancourt@f524.n102.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: The Wabbit Belongs to Me.
X-Sender: newtout 0.01 Jul 13 1992
Date: 26 Jul 92  13:15:28

Even if itwas -sung- as a Nazi song, that does not make it one.....
anyhoo, the WATSU cheer is the Horde version of "hurrah" or "vivat."
Will keep hassling local sysGods about feed.....*sigh*


---
From: Glendon.Todd@f68.n128.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: A Merkin The Beautiful
Date: 25 Jul 92 18:01:00 GMT
X-Sender: newtout 0.01 Jul 13 1992

MMM-->A Merkin, The Beautiful
MMM-->by M. Mitchell Marmel
MMM-->(c) 1992

MMM-->Oh beautiful
MMM-->For spacious thighs
MMM-->For rayon waves of hair
MMM-->For pubic mountain's majesty
MMM-->Ne'er known the touch of Nair
MMM-->A mer-er-kin, a mer-er-kin
MMM-->Man did the curls on thee
MMM-->So try to hide
MMM-->The way inside
MMM-->Prudes don't want us to see.

ROTFL!
 * OLX 2.2 * CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress
--- 
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
From: baylor@force.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com
Subject: Re: The Wabbit Belongs to Me.
Reply-To: baylor@force.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com
Organization: LMSC, Sunnyvale, California
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 16:12:57 GMT

In article <n05a9t@ofa123.fidonet.org>, Scott.Fridenberg@f901.n170.z1.fidonet.org writes:
>This is a bit of SCA Filk.  A bit of backgroung might be helpfull.  The SCA is 
>a group that "re-creates" selected parts of the middle ages.  Within the SCA
>is a sub-group known as The Great Dark Horde.  They are patterned after the
>Mongols  and owe no aligence to any kingdom.  One of their songs is called
>Tomorrow Belongs to Me and details the weaknesses of the various kingdoms and
>why they will fall to the Horde.  The tune is it'self a filk but I don't know
>what to.  

For what it's worth, I've been told that the original song was a
patriotic song from Nazi Germany (perhaps sung by one of the youth
auxillaries). I have no proof of this, and the only supporting evidence
is a comment by Asprin on his tape that they got an undeserved reputation 
for being Nazis themselves.

>The Horde was formed by Robert Asprin who is known in the SCA as
>Yange the Nauseating.  Some of us suspect that the name was applied to him
>sometime shortly after he first sang in public.
[filk deleted for space. Go find the original message]
From: Richard.Sarner@f247.n271.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Elizabeth scarborough
Date: 21 Jul 92 15:14:00 GMT
X-Sender: newtout 0.01 Jul 13 1992

Just an early reminder that the Guest of Honor at the next Sci Con held in Va 
Beach (finally! something happens near my area!!) will be Elizabeth
Scarborough, author of Phantom Banjo. That's November 13-15, 1992.  
 
--- FreeMail 0.95e beta
From: gpkatch@alcor.concordia.ca (Gary Katch)
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Song for sci.skeptic.
Date: 28 Jul 92 13:51:14 GMT
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In a message to me Scott Dorsey requests [1]:
> ...
>Please post this to alt.music.filk.  There is currently a discussion going
>on about various amusing verses to that same tune.

I'm not familiar with filk, but I hope this is appropriate.
I had posted the following but it contains a _lot_ of inside
references to sci.skeptic readers.

--------- Repost

Subject: Song for sci.skeptic.
Newsgroups: sci.skeptic,talk.bizarre
X-Dedication: To the skeptics.
X-Bizarre-Dedication: For Moosh.
X-Copyright: I said it first.
From: Gary Katch <gpkatch@alcor.concordia.ca>

[Sung to the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"]

Because I wasted so much time with rn reading news,
I had to unsubscribe most groups, not knowing how to choose,
But then one day I read a group, a welcome antiseptic:
The smartest group I ever read and it was called sci skeptic!

[Chorus]
Super-scientific skeptics expose all that's bogus:
Randi sees through Geller fraud, exposes hocus-pocus
Poor John_-_Winston's cabalistic texts are quite atrocious
Super-scientific skeptics expose all that's bogus!

Hum, di-de-lum di-de-lum, di-de-li
Hum, di-de-lum di-de-lum, di-de-li

I know those U.F.O's in NASA's videos look nice
But they're really only sublimating particles of ice;
And when we make a pilgrimage to see Greys in Mt. Shasta
We'll stay at home in bed and go by O.B.E. -- it's fasta!

[Chorus]
Super-scientific skeptics expose all that's bogus:
Cattle eating all our grain with appetites ferocious;
Global warming melting polar ice and raising oceans --
Super-scientific skeptics expose all that's bogus!

Hum, di-de-lum di-de-lum, di-de-li
Hum, di-de-lum di-de-lum, di-de-li
[Modulate]
Hum, di-de-lum di-de-lum, di-de-li
Hum, di-de-lum di-de-lum, di-de-li

Now hyper-weak dilutions give us medicines holistic
But given facts, practitioners appear to be autistic.
Let's dowse our way to San Jose and emanate our auras
But keep that J.F.K. stuff out, and join our skeptics' chorus!

[Chorus]
O, super-scientific skeptics expose all that's bogus
The Rev'rend counters Maximus's patriarchal focus
And if you post before you think, you're only braggadocious
Super-scientific skeptics expose all that's bogus!

--------- End repost

-- gk
From: William.Hughes@f255.n387.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Camp Khitomer
X-Sender: newtout 0.01 Jul 13 1992
Date: 28 Jul 92  23:18:00

Posted with the permission of the author. Standard disclaimer applies.


                           SPOCK GOES TO CAMP
                          sung to the tune of
           "Hello Muddah, Hello Fuddah! (A Letter from Camp)"
                            by Allan Sherman

        Greetings Father, Hello Mother.
        Here I am at Camp Khitomer...
        It is very dignified,
        Even though it isn't quite that unified.

        I volunteered Captain James T. Kirk
        Before I found out he was such a jerk!
        You remember, the Moon called Praxis?
        Klingon miners have blown it right off its axis.

        All the Klingons hate the Terrans,
        and sent assassins to their errands
        General Chang offers no quarter
        As he quotes from Shakespeare during all the slaughter.

        Now I don't want this should scare you
        But the Romulans where involved too
        You remember Miss Valeris?
        It's been revealed that she was a traitress.

        Take me home.
        Oh Father, Mother,
        take me home -- I hate Khitomer
        Don't leave me on the Enterprise-A
        where I might get torpedoed any day...

        Take me home --
        I vow that I will not make noise
        or mess the house with Sehlat toys
        Oh, please don't make me stay
        I've been here one whole day...

        Respected Father, Dearest Mother,
        How's my precious bastard brother?
        Let me come home, if you miss me.
        I would even let Nurse Chapel hug and kiss me.

        Wait a minute, it's stopped exploding.
        Voices calming.  Phasers unloading.
        No more conspiracy.  Gee, that better...
        Father, Mother, kindly disregard this letter.

        --Copyright 1992 William James Cuffe
        --<The InterMix Chamber> HST/DS/v32bis 713-589-0308 (1:106/500)


 * SLMR 2.1a * We look for things. Things that make us go.

--- MsgToss 2.0b (r)
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
From: cc697@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Eric Oppen)
Subject: Filk of _Carmen Miranda's Ghost_
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 09:19:49 GMT


BELA LUGOSI'S GHOST

by Eric Oppen, (c) 1990 {You can use it, but if it is published,
I will want credit as the author.}

Bela Lugosi's spirit is haunting Space Station Nine,
He's been there a while, and now no one there drinks...wine.
And if you think they've all just sworn to stay away from booze,
Then why do they pick daycycles to stretch out for a snooze?

They've taken down the mirrors, even in the powder room.
They've been redecorating, and the place looks like a tomb.
If you turn on their stereos, you're sure to get a fright--
The howls you'll hear are from the throats of children of the 
night!
 
Their bunks now look like coffins, every man now wears a cape.
Don't ever go there, for there's only one way to escape!
You must wear silver, cloves of garlic, or else an Iron Cross--
We'd hate to have to find ways to explain your tragic loss!
 
We once sent Nine a message, when the com-chief was off watch.
The spelling checker hiccupped, the result was one big botch.
Nine sent a message back post-haste, and everyone's blood froze
"Ve luved that misspelled message!  Send us more of those 'Type-
O-s!'

Bela Lugosi's spirit now rules in Space Station Nine.
It's not all a bummer, the supply folks like it fine!
They have no need of beef, or plants we've grown in Terran 
mud,
They say that they are happy, drinking up surplus beef blood.
-- 
Technomad.  Portmanteau word from a novel I'm roughing out, about
a nomadic culture in a "cyberpunk" dark future.  I thought it up
before Cyberpunk 2020 ever came out.  On ISCA and Quartz, they
know me as a Flame-god.  cc697@cleveland.freenet.edu
From: Rick.Ellis@ofa123.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Some net addressed
X-Sender: newtout 0.01 Jul 13 1992
Date: 29 Jul 92  20:04:06

On <Jul 27 20:04> Kay Shapero writes:

 KS> Note: There doesn't seem to be a standard way to reach FIDO nodes from
 KS> Usenet, but given the FIDO node designation 1:xxx/yyy the form 
 KS> (name)!fyyy!nxxx!z1@fidonet.org has been suggested.  

Fname.Lname@fyyy.nxxx.z1.fidonet.org 

If this doesn't work for you, try routing it through my site:

Fname.Lname%fyyy.nxxx.z1.fidonet.org@ofa123.fidonet.org

--- msgedsq 2.1a
From: Leonard.Erickson@f56.n105.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Tomorrow Belongs to Me . . . Was: The Wabbit . . . .
X-Sender: newtout 0.01 Jul 13 1992
Date: 27 Jul 92  20:12:00

In a message to All <07-24-92 16:41> Duke McMullan n5gax wrote:

DM>  Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque
DM>  From: ee5391aa@carina.unm.edu (Duke McMullan n5gax)
DM>  Message-ID: #_jmy-h@lynx.unm.edu
DM>  Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
DM>
DM>  I'm in the "can't prove" camp, too.  A friend, now some fifteen years
DM>  deceased, told me on the way home from seeing "Cabaret" that he had
DM>  heard the song sung in Germany (in German, of course) when he was
DM>  travelling there in '36.  I've asked here and there over the years, but
DM>  no one seem to know about it.  I'd love to get my hands on the lyrics.
DM>  Perhaps I ought to ask a musicologist.
DM>
DM>  Anyone want the German lyrics to "Deutschland U:ber Alles"?

Heck, you can get quite a rep with just *English* lyrics to "normal" tunes.
One of the books in my songbook collection is an IWW Songbook. (shirt pocket
size, and *cheap* from your local IWW folks). For shock value nothing beats
their "Christians at War" (I'll only quote one verse to give the idea, if you 
want the rest, buy the book!)

        Onward Christian soldiers, duty's way is plain!
        Slay your Christian neighbors, or by them be slain.
        Pulpiteeers are spouting effervescent swill
        Go forth in God's holy name to rob and rape and kill

This (and other songs in there) are good for messing with people's minds... 
 
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Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
From: hanssgen@iraul1.ira.uka.de (Stefan Haenssgen)
Subject: Re: Deutschland u: ber Alles: The lyrics (German)
Organization: University of Karlsruhe, FRG
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 10:25:05 GMT

In article <kcpm5nn@lynx.unm.edu>, ee5391aa@triton.unm.edu (Duke McMullan n5gax) writes:
[...]
|> 			    ----------------------
|> 			    | Leid der Deutschen |
|> 			    ----------------------
[...]

Now THAT'S what I call a NICE typo :-)

Leid = pain, suffering   - you probably meant:
Lied = song

Cheers

	Stefan

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From: Glendon.Todd@f68.n128.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Anacreon In Heaven
Date: 25 Jul 92 16:46:00 GMT
X-Sender: newtout 0.01 Jul 13 1992

GB-->For what it's worth:

GB-->                      TO ANACREON IN HEAVEN

Sounds good to me...
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