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From: winterh@emunix.emich.edu (Twist)
Subject: Re: postal insults
Organization: Detroit Institute of Criminal Arts and Sciences
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 23:31:06 GMT

                                 ______________________
                                |                      |
                                |   Place Head Here    |
                                |                      |
                                |    Mental Service    |
                                |   Will Not Deliver   |
                                |     Mail Without     | 
                                |    Proper Cranium    |
                                |                      |
                                |______________________|


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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: dweisman@vax.clarku.edu
Subject: RE: Over
Organization: Clark University
Date: 18 NOV 92 19:51:25 GMT

Karl, 
    That is a very good, or at least different, point.  From now on I'll just 
use a little arrow.  Or maybe I just won't put anything at all-then people 
won't think it's "over" and they'll flip it.  Thanx for the observation. 
                              -> Debbie :)
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 17:39:36 EST
From: <NMR103@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: How the hell am I going to get out of this

In <1992Nov17.095411.1336@ntuix.ntu.ac.sg> gckchin@ntuix.ntu.ac.sg (Kelvyn Chin
) writes:

>    i know who you are.

NO, DAN knows who you are.
and he knows what you're thinking, _too_.
From: m1tca00@fed.frb.gov (Thomas C. Allard)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: postal insults
Date: 23 Nov 92 17:14:41 GMT
Reply-To: m1tca00@fed.frb.gov (Thomas C. Allard)
Organization: Federal Reserve Board, Wash, DC

In article <00963D14.14806F00@vms.csd.mu.edu>, 5g72wheelerj@vms.csd.mu.edu writes:
> I continue to wonder why pre-printed envelopes (such as those for bills, etc.)
> always contain the following square in the upper right corner:
>                                  ______________________
>                                 |                      |
>                                 |   Place Stamp Here   |
>                                 |                      |
>                                 |      Postal Service  |
>                                 |    Will Not Deliver  |
>                                 |     Mail Without     | 
>                                 |   Proper Postage     |
>                                 |                      |
>                                 |______________________|
> 
> It is as if they assume everyone to be either a thief or an idiot.

The one I see most often is:

  Post Office
   will not
 deliver mail
    without
    postage

I always place the stamp so it obscures the last two lines.

rgds-- TA  (uucp: uunet!fed!m1tca00 | internet: m1tca00@fed.frb.gov)
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: dionc@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Claude Dion ETUDIANT sept-dec 92)
Subject: Re: postal insults
Organization: Institut de recherche d'Hydro-Quebec, Quebec, Canada
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 19:33:40 GMT

In article <00963D14.14806F00@vms.csd.mu.edu>, 5g72wheelerj@vms.csd.mu.edu writes:
|> I continue to wonder why pre-printed envelopes (such as those for bills, etc.)
|> always contain the following square in the upper right corner:
|>                                  ______________________
|>                                 |                      |
|>                                 |   Place Stamp Here   |
|>                                 |                      |
|>                                 |      Postal Service  |
|>                                 |    Will Not Deliver  |
|>                                 |     Mail Without     | 
|>                                 |   Proper Postage     |
|>                                 |                      |
|>                                 |______________________|
|> 
|> It is as if they assume everyone to be either a thief or an idiot.

In the book Singlets, a box to indicate where to put the stamp is
called an idiotbox.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: doctor@lacerta.unm.edu (E. Blackadder)
Subject: Re: Pink corn flakes
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 17:35:30 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <BxsxEx.BK@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Whatever ) writes:
> David Bennett <ddt@gu.uwa.edu.au> writes:
> 
> [pink corn flakes]
> >Taste a lot better than the blue variety.
> 
> >David.
> >[DDT] Pink fish forever.
> 
> HEY... blue corn flakes are awesome!  Except most of the time they're kinda
> purple instead of actually blue, but hey, you gotta love em anyway...

  But have you noticed what happens when you go to the bathroom the next day??
  Talk about blue poopoo....


-Josh  ;)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: hagerjd@carina.unm.edu (John D. Hager)
Subject: Re: Blue
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 92 00:13:11 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <92Nov16.164330wst.111013@mackerel.gu.uwa.edu.au> test-l@gu.uwa.edu.au writes:
>
>Yellow!
>
>
>
---C'mon now!  Feuschia!!!!!

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Subject: Name Changes (Was: Pink corn flakes)
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 23:07:52 GMT

<In article <92Nov16.150242wst.110901@mackerel.gu.uwa.edu.au> 
<David Bennett <ddt@gu.uwa.edu.au> writes:
	        ^^^

	Davide useta be known as guddt, but I guess it was too
	long a handle so he shortened it to ddt...which has a
	real stooopid ring to it; I *like* it.

	But I donno how he didit....doncha have to go to a judge
	or someting to get yer name changed...even in Oztralia?

<Taste a lot better than the blue variety.

	Eye dunno....blue corn's purty good stuff.

	Scary, what those Taos Pueblo guys grow...blue corn
	today, what tomorrow?

<   David.
<   [DDT] Pink fish forever.

	Maybe pink fish in the Rio Grande near Taos, who 
	can say?
From: mccla_d@horsa.cs.odu.edu (dennis mcclain-furmanski)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: RE: talkin' 'bout a restitution
Date: 19 Nov 92 20:20:51 GMT
Distribution: alt.stupidity
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, VA, USA

5g72wheelerj@vms.csd.mu.edu says:

> . . . has anyone seen or heard or hair of Eric Estrada any time lately?

He is currently starring in his CHIPS role on a Taco Bell commercial -- the
one for the Big Beef Taco.

Pulls off his sunglasses, looks seriously askance at the cowboy-booted cutie
perched on the hood of her car, and asks, "Ma'am, do you have a license
for that taco?"

> I just can't believe he went the way of Ray Bolger . . .

He didn't. He chose to make a complete fool of himself and advertise the fact
that he has no prospects for employability beyond the character he played in
a show years gone.

And if you think this doesn't belong in alt.stupidity, you haven't seen the
commercial.

I *own* stupidity. I know these things.

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From: robertson@pasadena-dc.bofa.com
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: postal insults
Date: 20 Nov 92 14:55:40 PDT
Organization: Bank America Systems Engineering, Pasadena, CA

In article <00963D14.14806F00@vms.csd.mu.edu>, 5g72wheelerj@vms.csd.mu.edu writes:
> I continue to wonder why pre-printed envelopes (such as those for bills, etc.)
> always contain the following square in the upper right corner:
>                                  ______________________
>                                 |                      |
>                                 |   Place Stamp Here   |
>                                 |                      |
>                                 |      Postal Service  |
>                                 |    Will Not Deliver  |
>                                 |     Mail Without     | 
>                                 |   Proper Postage     |
>                                 |                      |
>                                 |______________________|
> 

I reply to this with the feeling that I've just taken the bait, but here goes:

Believe it or not, the Post Office really used to deliver mail without postage.
The recipient would have to pay the postage due to get the letter.

A friend of mine had no qualms about mailing her utility bills without stamps,
under the popular sentiment that the bigger companies could eat the expense.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Whatever )
Subject: Re: Pink corn flakes
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 09:08:55 GMT

David Bennett <ddt@gu.uwa.edu.au> writes:

[pink corn flakes]
>Taste a lot better than the blue variety.

>David.
>[DDT] Pink fish forever.

HEY... blue corn flakes are awesome!  Except most of the time they're kinda
purple instead of actually blue, but hey, you gotta love em anyway...

--Laura, health-food junkie, and yes, blue corn flakes REALLY DO EXIST!



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From: cathy@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Catherine T Vojtas)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Read this out loud...
Date: 23 Nov 92 02:53:13 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

Hey, be seedy effigy, each eye Jake ale amen Opie.
Cue arrest you've eat the bull you axe, why antsy?

Heehee.
Wrote it myself.

Get it?  Gotta read it out loud...


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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: keithg@boi.hp.com (Keith Glasson)
Subject: Re: You !@#$ing %^&*ers!
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 07:20:58 GMT
Organization: work
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1.4 PL6]

Brett McInnes (matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg) wrote:
: You know who you are.


	Yeah, but do you?
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: lieberma@colossus.cs.rpi.edu (Adam Lieberman)
Subject: Re: Over
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 05:01:32 GMT

In article <18NOV92.19512586@vax.clarku.edu> dweisman@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>Karl, 
>    That is a very good, or at least different, point.  From now on I'll just 
>use a little arrow.  Or maybe I just won't put anything at all-then people 
>won't think it's "over" and they'll flip it.  Thanx for the observation. 
>                              -> Debbie :)
>
     If you're going to use an arrow, then you should insert a control-L so
that people will have to turn the page NO I DON'T READ ALT.STUPIDITY!  (In
fact, I've already gone to bed.)

 "So she was considering in her own mind, (as well as she could, for the hot
  day made her feel very sleepy and stupid,)..."

					-[Charles L. Dodgson], *Alice's 
						Adventures under Ground*


				    -[anonymous] lieberma@cs.rpi.edu
Please e-mail all replies--what does it take to get through your heads that
 I REALLY DON'T READ THIS NEWSGULP!!!![sic, but better than bboard &c]

P.S.  Wouldn't it be really stupid if someone were to confront this group
     with a call for more intelligent stupidity?

P.P.S.  You guys should really post more intelligent articles--otherwise
      there's really no point in reading this newsgulp[sic].
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: gckchin@ntuix.ntu.ac.sg (Kelvyn Chin)
Subject: How the hell am I going to get out of this
Organization: Nanyang Technological University - Singapore
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 09:54:11 GMT

i know who you are, i really do.
From: mccla_d@aelle.cs.odu.edu (dennis mcclain-furmanski)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Question
Date: 20 Nov 92 02:03:04 GMT
Distribution: alt.stupidity
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, VA, USA

Why do they call them crackers? They damn sure don't crack -- they break all
the way through, every single time. They've even got perforations built in to
make sure they break. They should be called breakers. What I wanna know is,
who's in charge of this shit, and why do they keep messing it up?
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes)
Subject: Methinks thou dost posteth too much
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 02:05:58 GMT

eepmatt@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Matthew Friedman) writes:
: In four different posts Brett McInnes wrote:
: > You know who you are.
: and
: > Don't you?
: and
: > But then again, maybe you don't.
: and
: > How the hell am I going to get out of this?
: 
: Methinks thou dost posteth too much.
: 
Just shows how wrong you can be.
: 
: 
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Subject: Re: But then again, maybe you don't
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 20:59:31 GMT

<In article <1992Nov17.034021.12584@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes) writes:

<How the hell am I going to get out of this?

	Well, ^Z ^D always works for me......
From: theodore-michael@cs.yale.edu (Michael Theodore)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: thankyou
Date: 18 Nov 1992 12:48:14 -0500
Organization: Yale University Computer Science Dept., New Haven, CT 06520-2158
NNTP-Posting-Host: zoo-gw.cs.yale.edu

(Repost of something that was, I think, chomped by the net).

In article <1eaiaeINNe15@iskut.ucs.ubc.ca> ochealth@unixg.ubc.ca (ochealth) writes:
>
>thankyou, Madonna, for existing, so that this group could exist, and have 
>such funny flames in it.
>
>honestly, if this keeps up, I won't have to read rec.humor for laughs!
>
>not many groups get the prefect balance of pretentious smart asses and
>vapid twits outdoing each other.


You left out the occasional condescending snob who is oh-so-above-it-all
that he can put those little vapid twits running around in a loftier
perspective.

>jpm: ochealth@unixg.ubc.ca         
>                            Happily using OS/2 2.0 because MS Windows isNT ___
>                                                      Insert VapourFeature ^^^


-- 
God's beard drips frothy chaos .............
		theodore-michael@yale.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: 890530m@dragon.acadiau.ca (Darren MacKenzie)
Subject: Re: Sexual Harassment (was Re: Simon you're no ...
Organization: Acadia University
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 20:46:12 GMT

twpierce@unix.amherst.edu (Tim Pierce) writes:

>Followups are directed to alt.stupidity, which is really the only
>appropriate group for this character.

>In article <1992Nov22.185028.10080@dragon.acadiau.ca> 890530m@dragon.acadiau.ca (Darren MacKenzie) writes:

>>margoli@watson.ibm.com (Larry Margolis) writes:
>>
>>>In <1992Nov21.222825.4882@dragon.acadiau.ca> 890530m@dragon.acadiau.ca (Darren MacKenzie) writes:
>>>
>>>>If she knows that she's drinking enough to impare her judgement, beforehand,
>>>>then she IS giving consent; knowing she won't give it later.
>>>
>>>Yeah, and if you get drunk in a bar and wake up naked in an alley somewhere,
>>>you gave your consent to being robbed, too, right?  Idjit.
>>
>>No

>Thank you.

You deleted my reasoning for no....it was a NO, BUT.....
-Doc

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From: winterh@emunix.emich.edu (Twist)
Subject: Re: talkin' 'bout a restitution
Organization: Detroit Institute of Criminal Arts and Sciences
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 23:24:47 GMT

In article <00963CF2.C0A09520@vms.csd.mu.edu> 5g72wheelerj@vms.csd.mu.edu writes:
>. . . has anyone seen or heard hide or hair of Eric Estrada any time lately?
>
>I just can't believe he went the way of Ray Bolger . . . 

Last thing I saw him in was a lousey (as if ther is any other kind)
Andy Sidaris film. (Shit, I probably mis-spelled his name too)

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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Subject: Re: Stupidity
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
	<Bxtw2B.51z@dcs.ed.ac.uk>
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 21:39:26 GMT

<In article <Bxtw2B.51z@dcs.ed.ac.uk> mlxh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Michael Howard) writes:

<Stupidity: is there a file for ppl who use usenet through the night when they
<have two assignments due in in the morning??

	Funny you should ask....they're commonly called
	mlxh@dcs.ed.ac.uk around here; mlxh for short.
            
 < <ie. net addiction - there's one on mono, why not here?>

	Get two terminals and read alt.stooopididity on both;
	then you can have "one on stereo".
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: tz10956@meibm3.cen.uiuc.edu (Thomas Zych)
Subject: Re: talkin' 'bout a restitution
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 02:54:12 GMT

5g72wheelerj@vms.csd.mu.edu writes:

>. . . has anyone seen or heard hide or hair of Eric Estrada any time lately?

>I just can't believe he went the way of Ray Bolger . . . 

As a matter of fact, I just saw him in a commercial a few days ago, playing
(surprise, surprise) a police officer.  Don't remember what the commercial was
for though...

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From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: e
Date: 17 Nov 92 03:35:08 GMT
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

yecch.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: You'd have to be an idiot to read this posting
From: cvadsavi@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu (Carl R. Knecht)
Date: 17 Nov 1992 18:27 -0800
Distribution: world
Organization: California Polytechnic University, Pomona
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

In article <1992Nov14.033602.19369@nuscc.nus.sg>, matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes) writes...
>You idiot.


Why, thank you.  I thought you'd never notice!

yub yub, Carl
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes)
Subject: Well, that's a...stupid question.
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 05:13:40 GMT

keithg@boi.hp.com (Keith Glasson) writes:
: Brett McInnes (matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg) wrote:
: : keithg@boi.hp.com (Keith Glasson) writes:
: : : Brett McInnes (matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg) wrote:
: : : : You know who you are.
: : : 
: : : 
: : : 	Yeah, but do you?
: : 
: : Umm...this is alt.stupidity,right?
: 
: --
: 	Well, that's a...stupid question. Of course you're right. I 
: 	noticed you didn't put a space in between your comma and the
: 	word "right". I thought maybe you were out, and since I have 
: 	some I'll never use, I might as well give them to you. Don't
: 	lose them.

Sorry,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,too late.                              .
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: You !@#$ing %^&*ers!
Date: 17 Nov 92 03:37:13 GMT
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

You know who you are.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: eepmatt@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Matthew Friedman)
Subject: Re: But then again, maybe you don't
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 09:31:16 GMT

In four different posts Brett McInnes wrote:
> You know who you are.
and
> Don't you?
and
> But then again, maybe you don't.
and
> How the hell am I going to get out of this?






Methinks thou dost posteth too much.



Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes)
Subject: Well, ^Z ^D always works for me......
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 05:16:38 GMT

ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) writes:
: <In article <1992Nov17.034021.12584@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes) writes:
: 
: <How the hell am I going to get out of this?
: 
: 	Well, ^Z ^D always works for me.....

How much do you pay him?
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: jcarr4@mach1.wlu.ca (judy carr 9207 U)
Subject: Mmmmm....
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 03:57:26 GMT

.....Bugle, anyone?

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes)
Subject: Yeah,but do you?
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 02:03:56 GMT

keithg@boi.hp.com (Keith Glasson) writes:
: Brett McInnes (matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg) wrote:
: : You know who you are.
: 
: 
: 	Yeah, but do you?

Umm...this is alt.stupidity,right?
From: ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Whatever )
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Pink corn flakes
Date: 16 Nov 92 23:31:10 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

doctor@lacerta.unm.edu (E. Blackadder) writes:

>In article <BxsxEx.BK@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Whatever ) writes:
>> David Bennett <ddt@gu.uwa.edu.au> writes:
>> 
>> [pink corn flakes]
>> >Taste a lot better than the blue variety.
>> 
>> >David.
>> >[DDT] Pink fish forever.
>> 
>> HEY... blue corn flakes are awesome!  Except most of the time they're kinda
>> purple instead of actually blue, but hey, you gotta love em anyway...

>  But have you noticed what happens when you go to the bathroom the next day??
>  Talk about blue poopoo....

>-Josh  ;)

Um... no, actually that has never happened to me.  I mean hey, you gotta eat
a LOT of blue corn flakes to have that happen.  Now taking chlorophyll
tablets is another story... EVERYTHING turns green!  (and I do mean EVERYTHING)

--Laura, the plant woman.

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