HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: igb@fulcrum.bt.co.uk (Ian G Batten)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Printer
Date: 30 Sep 92 17:43:35 GMT
Organization: Fulcrum Communications

In article <XZ1-=f+@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
> farmer, fencer, fiddler, firebar, fishbed, fishpot, fitter, flagon,
> flanker, flipper, flogger, forger, foxbat, foxhound, freehand, fresco,
> freestyle, frogfoot, fulcrum

fulcrum!

Oxford University Press got some DecStations.  They're called oyduck,
idedly, and so on.  Best names I've ever seen.

ian
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: why this newsgroup was created
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 23:40:33 GMT


jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:

>   In <fulton.717093230@silver> fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>   >In <1992Sep21.151327.24989@advtech.uswest.com> mgooley@agni (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>   >>>Germany!).
>   >>Frankfurt?
>   >Hamburg?
>   Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden 
>   Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden
>   Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden
>   Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden
>   Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden
>   Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden
>   Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden
>   Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden
>   Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden.
>
>
>   I have no actual joke here, I just like saying the name of the city named
>


I have no joke here, I just like mindlessly following up John's
mindless followups...

*plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck*
*plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck*
*plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck*
*plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck*
*plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck*
*plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck*
*plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck*
*plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck*
*plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck*
*plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck**plonck*

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: DEMOCRATS ARE BETTER FOR THE ECONOMY
Date: 2 Oct 92 15:28:18 GMT

By sorting a table in the September 25, 1992 LA Times by GNP growth
rather than by year, an interesting trend becomes obvious.  You see
that democratic presidents have much better records on the economy...


GNP	PARTY		PRESIDENT
---------------------------------------------------
7.2%	DEMOCRAT	FDR
4.8%	DEMOCRAT	KENNEDY
4.6%	DEMOCRAT	JOHNSON
2.9%	DEMOCRAT	CARTER
2.7%	REPUBLICAN	REAGAN
2.4%	REPUBLICAN	NIXON
2.0%	REPUBLICAN	EISENHOWER
2.0%	REPUBLICAN	FORD
1.9%	DEMOCRAT	TRUMAN
1.0%	REPUBLICAN	BUSH
-6.8%	REPUBLICAN	HOOVER


...carasso
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shamefull Confession
Date: 26 Sep 1992 15:24:35 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <19ufpuINNl6r@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>In article <19ttuiINNhcl@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>*I do a damn fine chicken dance with my grandma. Yep.
>Is this the grandma with the penchant for leopard coats and standing in fields,
>or the other one?
This is the other one, who took me aside years ago after grandpa told her
not to do something, and she said "You know, all you have to do is act like
you're listening to him, nod, and then go do what you were going to do
anyway."

I love my grandmas.


-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: free mugs
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.misc,misc.test,misc.jobs.offered
Summary: large mucal 
Keywords: gooey
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: xenophobes of utah
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 92 03:39:53 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

as i wrote earlier i attended a conference yesterday. there were some 
scientific reps there which is funny since most of us are grad students who 
could give a fuck about them and just want free stuff. in any event one of the 
companies was having a drawing for various crap like shirts, coffee mugs, a 
watch etc. you know the story. my friend joe won a coffee mug. i won nothing. 
the funny part is that the mug had coffee stains on it and pretty much looked 
used. it was a cool mug though. it has nifty biochemical pathways on it. i want 
one too but i would prefer a non-used one. 

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: I need Dod Sod's US Mail Address.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 28 Sep 92 20:23:48 CDT


cj enters her own contest:

>chkconfig
>fsck
>wc
>nohup
>true
>nice

i think we're headed the wrong direction here. All of the above (and chkdsk
as well) produce useful effects or output. This is certainly not true of
any of the opossums in my experience.

Since "/dev/null" was not the sensation I hoped it would be, I have a
second candidate:

% yes
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: schizophrenia versus psychopathy
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 00:55:56 GMT

In article <BvIsB1.JM@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
|In <1992Oct1.213959.23983@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
|>In article <1992Oct1.215614.9821@news.cs.brandeis.edu> waterman@lug.cs.brandeis.edu (T.S. Waterman) writes:
|>>joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:
|>>: dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
|>>: >he had and an imaginary wife who was stealing them from him.
|>>: well, if we had had him at harborview when I was working at either acute
|>>: psychiatric intake (5C) or the locked unit (8C) I would bet we'd have
|>>: diagnosed him as paranoid schizophrenic.

|>is there anybody here who hasn't lived in Seattle? shit.

|I didn't.  Why, I was as far away as Newport Hills!

I visited there, but I didn't inhale and I didn't enjoy it.

-- 

Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"...I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I
thought 'One of us is in real trouble'." Davey Allison, re: a 150MPH crash 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Short, shameful confession
Organization: flan
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 23:04:58 GMT

Every time i hear the name of the band "the pooh sticks" i
immediately think of the band "world of pooh" which made
an album called "land of thirst" and, i think, a couple of
flexidisk recordings for various fan magazines a couple of
years ago.  Barbara manning was in the group and has since
made a couple of qool albums (none of which i have) but i
for some reason confuse her with roger miller and i don't
mean the guy who sang "you can't rollerskate in a buffalo
herd" but the guy who wrote "forget".

I would really like a copy of "land of thirst".

And ps to pjf: the pooh sticks has a john peel sessions
disk out, probably on strange fruit records.

AjD
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith)
Subject: Re: I'm in Rob Dobson's killfile.  Oh, my!
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 15:33:53 GMT


In article <1992Sep28.125203.18217@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>  
rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
> of so-called bizarrites, occasionally post something worthwhile.

How many times do we see this in a day? Here's the typical pattern:

You dirty shitsack festering worm, you have a sperm-lined intestine and
your posting smells really bad.

But you occasionally post something worthwhile, so I don't killfile you.

--
I like this stuff
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: SSC
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Distribution: talk
Date: 6 Oct 92 11:32:55 CDT


In article <schnitzi.718377740@eola.cs.ucf.edu>, schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
> I giggle uncontrollably whenever I hear Axl say
> "What's so civil about war anyway?" at the end
> of Civil War.
> 
> infidel
> 
> Deep, Axl, deep.

never been to west lafayette, have you?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: latarra@buhub.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: Bradley University
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 92 16:30:41 GMT

> >>)>>>Cough up a hairball.
> >>)>>Cheradenine Zakalwe.
> >>)>Cher's labial tattoos.
> >>)Credo quia absurdum est.
> >>Cerveza! Uno mas, por favor.
> >Que?
> Beer! One more, please.
Queer!  No more fleas!
--
"Is you in, or is you ain't?"
"You cannot just grab a penis and make it erect." 

Fuzzies to everybody who wants them...New shipments every Thursday.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: flagg@blind-lemon.cs.unlv.edu (Scott Cunningham)
Subject: Re: asdf
Organization: UNLV
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 92 20:25:30 GMT

In article <8371@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho  
Kuwamoto) writes:
 "Does anyone know how to say "crawls" in Latin?
 "
 "-Sho

Yes, Socrates.
  Though he's dead.

I also know
  but cannot tell.

John used to know
  But too many drugs robed him of that knowledge.
--

________________________________________________________________________
Scott Cunningham \ We're the NSA                                        \
Username: flagg  \ So your the ones I hear on the other end of my phone \
                 \ No, that's the FBI                                   \
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: my alt.personals.ads killfile
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 18:36:14 GMT


In article <1992Oct5.185346.4753@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:

   /test/j
   /gay/j
   /queer/j
   [...etc...]


Not bad, but I have had good luck with mine:

("X-Iso" "SM" article-yes)
("Subject" "[ISAWBD]*M se" article-junk)
("Subject" "[SIAWBD]*M loo" article-junk)
("Subject" "[SIAWBD]*M ISO" article-junk)
("From" "kimmyd" article-junk)
("Subject" "Midwest" article-junk)
("Subject" " RAI" article-junk)
("Subject" "test" article-junk)
("Subject" "Re:" article-junk)   ;<- Real useful!
("Subject" "Rai " article-junk)
("Subject" "Bay Area" article-junk)
("Subject" "GW*M" article-junk)
("Subject" "WNY" article-junk)
("Subject" "BiWM" article-junk)
("Subject" "MWM" article-junk)
("Subject" "SBM" article-junk)
("Subject" "DWM" article-junk)
("Subject" "HORNY BLONDE NYMPHO TWINS seek skinny long-haired computer nerd for
hot and heavy daily sex sessions" article-yes)

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Wood
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 13:18:10 GMT

>-- 
>DoD# xxxx   -Wood that is . . .        | If it's good enough for airframes,
>                                       | it's good enough for my siding.
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I win, for two reasons (was: RACIST)
Date: 4 Oct 92 12:45:32 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <7619@skye.ed.ac.uk>, ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
> 
> In article <1992Sep30.163339.9131@vax.oxford.ac.uk>
> thchemb4@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
> 
> #  there _are_ funnier tv shows to plagarise jokes from than "brain drain",
> #  you know. 
> #  
> #  Tom
> 
> (1)  I don't watch "Brain Drain".
OK.

> (2)  I can spell `plagiarise'.
Doing fine.

> 
> -- Ken "I heard it on Radio Four" Johnson
> 

Oh dear, you blew it. Everyone knows the smart ears hang around
Classic FM.

Jason
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Aesop
Date: 1 Oct 92 16:13:12 GMT



Aesop's Table...

		      _______________________________
			|			  |
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carasso
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short, shameful confession
Date: 2 Oct 92 23:51:56 GMT
Followup-To: poster
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <1992Sep28.233055.29387@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>>   In <7554@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>>
>>   >Today I bought `Magical Mystery Tour' by The Beatles. 
>>
>>   >-- Ken "goo goo goo-joob" Johnson
>>
>>   Yeah, American fashion is always slow in reaching England.

>*plonck*

"What are we going to do with people who DON'T GET THE JOKE?"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ci061@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jim F. Small Jr.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: He who Posts Last
Date: 30 Sep 1992 21:56:58 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


Wins.


Keywords to be caught by search filters
rdc
dobson
carsso
carasso
small
ucla
h00ters
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: future schlock
Date: 1 Oct 92 14:06:37 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <1992Oct1.040316.25540@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
>
>
>at this VERY moment, my wife is for the FIRST time
>watching Battlestar Galactica.
>
>With special Guest Star Jane Seymour.
>
>
>BoB
>teCh
>VOLUNTARILY.  
>
>

Everybody, to the Battlestar Galactica theme, SING:

	Does-n't yer dog de-SERVE [pause] A-al-PO?
	YER dog de-SERVES Al-PO, yes-it-does!
	Yes...

	[to the bridge section]
	Yer dog deserves its Alpo right a-way-ay
	So rush out now and buy it some to-DAY!

	Does-n't yer dog de-SERVE [pause] A-al-PO?
	YER dog de-SERVES Al-PO, yes-it-does!

Mark., the Imperious Leader's 65 years old; that's 472 in Cylon-years
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Nothing else seems to work so here goes!!
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 02:48:24 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <96914@bu.edu> schin@acs.bu.edu (neil schier) writes:
>Hello
>
>
>I have been trying with absolutely zero success to find the recent whereabouts
>of Vanessa Southern (Stanford '90) and Sarah Roff (Yale '90) I have tried
>the alumni association on both campuses, alt.misc.personal and the other 
>relevant bboards. 

Aren't they sharing a four-poster bed?  Probably here in Boulder.

Mark., alternative life- and hair-styles are a big thing here
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: the eugenic approach
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 02:18:14 GMT

In article <9209252225.AA00548@helium> dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
|Gary Heston proposes the eugenic approach -- have the government GIVE the
|drug users more than enough drugs for a lethal overdose, and then pay to
|bury the remains, as a cost saving measure.
|
|I could almost buy off on that if you could also get them to sign away
|any rights to the lifetime welfare that is in fact their usual lot in
|life now, when they survive, but no longer work, and make it stick.
|

Easy. Make that part of the educational processing before they're given
anything to begin with. "You agree that you're entitled to no support
from any government source for any medical or subsistence benefits to 
compensate for damage to life or health resulting from use of the 
material provided. If you render yourself unable to work and buy food,
you starve."

I'm all for spelling this stuff out real clearly.

|Until the eugenic approach is combined, legally and enforceably, with
|the denial of government largesse approach, I'm promoting the current
|situation as far CHEAPER and much LESS DISRUPTIVE of "personal
|liberties: than letting 25% of society toke themselves unemployable and
|non-functional with free or cheap access to drugs in bulk, and then the
|rest of us being indentured for life to pay their upkeep until old age
|carries them off.

I suspect it would be less than 10%, possibly about 2% of the population
suiciding and perhaps 4-5% vegetative for a while. I'm all for people
being held responsible for their actions.

|And that 25% is probably an UNDERestimate.

However, we'll probably never know.

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"When we talk...7% of communication is conveyed by meaning of words, 38% from
intonation, 55%...takes the form of visual cues." John Walsh, Compression Labs
From: mrx@sgi.com (you: coma: marilyn monroe)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Safety for cj
Date: 6 Oct 92 00:21:36 GMT
Organization: the atrocity exhibition

>>  [ ... ]    Unfortunately, Antarctica is out of the question 
>>because of the ozone hole. 
>
>Bull. Antartica is one of the two *safest* places in the absence of an
>ozone layer (presuming there is a hazard; haven't seen the latest reports
>from X Industries...). 

in fact, the healthful aspects of UV radiation
are under-rated.  it's really just a PR issue.

		mr x

		kills germs on contact
From: jcoates@ncrsmg.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Jim D Coates)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Now we know...
Date: 28 Sep 92 18:13:53 GMT
Reply-To: jcoates@ncrsmg.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Jim D Coates)
Organization: NCR Systemedia Group Headquarters, Dayton (Miamisburg), Ohio


  IOWA: Where cowpoke is a verb, not a noun.


Jim

subliminal .sig follows





(If you feel a sudden urge to send me money, it's OK. Follow your feelings.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: WOMEN ARE NOT PAYED LESS THAN MEN
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 16:52:39 GMT

In <1992Sep22.034309.17835@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> bhv@areaplg2.corp.mot.com (Bronis Vidugiris) writes:
>In article <lbs79nINN960@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM> falk@peregrine.Sun.COM (Ed Falk) writes:
>)This is a joke, right?  Your entire "theory" is based on the assumption
>)that sexism does not exist on the part of employers.  Since statistics
>)supposedly *do* show that women, on average, get paid less than men,
>)your "theory" really works better to prove that sexism exists.
>Actually, statistics on the issue don't prove much of anything.  Available
>stats *do* suggest that there is *not* much pay discrimination for men and
>women working the same hours and the same job. However, they can't prove (or
>disprove) that men and women have the same opportunities to work at the same
>job.

Actually, statistics prove that pinheads who continue Roger-initiated crossposts
in talk.bizarre as if we gave a flying damn deserve to be gutted like trout.
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Lewdness
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 15:16:21 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

Whenever I see the phrase "a snicker passed across her face"
(which isn't very often)
I always wonder to myself "so, did she lick it then?"
(no longer to myself, as you see)
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Tiny pockets filled with BIG fluff...
Summary: And the men who love them... 
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 23:23:46 GMT

       Yesterday morning I def the following data to my computer and asked
for an analyis...

       1) The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true.

       ... it promptly spit on my shoes and punched my face in.

-- Clint

            * THIS POST WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS *
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: train ride
Date: 5 Oct 92 18:08:18 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <schnitzi.718289224@eola.cs.ucf.edu>, schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
> 
>>In article <1992Oct2.194040.2412@fcom.cc.utah.edu>, PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box) writes:
>>> well soon i will embark on what seems to be a fun adventure. a couple of 
>>> friends and i are going to jump on a freight train to wyoming. one of the 
>>> guys going used to work in a train yard and spent a year riding them around
>>> the country so i think we will be ok. i'm pretty excited about the whole
>>> thing. hope you all have equally exciting weekends. anyone else done this?
> 
>>We're all glad for you. We're all glad for ourselves too because, presumably,
>>you won't be able to post to talk.bizarre whilst being sodomized by five
>>railway engineers.
> 
>>Jason
> 
> He mentions trains, and immediately you think "sodomy".  Been having those
> dreams again lately, have we?
> 
> infidel

Tell me what you look like, and maybe we can work out something together.
For each other.

Jason
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: the eugenic approach
Date: 28 Sep 92 11:10:07 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <1992Sep28.021814.21085@sci34hub.sci.com>
gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:

#  "...If you render yourself unable to work and buy food, you starve."

In Britain, the litany goes "If the Government renders you unable to
work and buy food, you starve". 

-- Ken "it might yet happen to me" Johnson


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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Subject: Re: Bite the high load!
Organization: Computer Services Centre, Australian National University
Date: 28 Sep 92 08:12:44 GMT

gt7803b@prism.gatech.EDU (Raving Mad Lunatic) writes:

>Ream the flaming smurfs! Burn to which you scream and code! Rip the icy words
>for never is an egg! Chasing wild hair on endless puking floors, it paint the
>bleeding chair fast! Mild silence wins the voidless gnome! Twist the wiry shag
>on hell's pink walls!
>-- 
>Child-molesting is an art, not a science...

what, no followup-to alt.sexual-abuse.recovery?

*plonk*


josh