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From: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: Mawiage!
Date: 16 Oct 92 02:06:33 GMT
Organization: Clark University

In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet translates from Sanskrit:
>In article <15OCT92.01494864@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>> In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
>>>In article <1992Oct13.181306.1498@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet get me all hot and bothered by calling on the telephone and just breathing heavy:
>>>> 
>>>>>In article <1992Oct8.153416.21528@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>>>> Miles and miles of header dragged outside, shot, and sent to the Russian
>>>>>> front only to be gobbled up by a rabbit with really big fangs.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> |> Mawiage. We have come together to join these two in wholy matwimoney. 
>>>>>> |> Sure, I'll marry you IF:
>>>>>> |> 	1. You'll pay all my cliams that I might not pay. 
>>>>>> |> 	2. I won't have to pay you for anything (though the rewards
>>>>>> |> 	   for your sevices rendered will be abundant and pleasing).
>>>>>> |> 	3. Rat-bashing and cat-crashing become Olympic Sports.
>>>>>> |> 	4. You're as good everywhere else as you are on the computer.
>>>>>> |> 		(And I do mean ***everywhere***  *wink, wink*)
>>>>>> |> 
>>>>>> Quit right and all that but just how good is he on the computer.  Exactly 
>>>>>> what does he have to live up to?
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> doubting with hairy legs.
>>>>>Yeah Fievel--how good are you on the computer? As opposed to on the
>>>>>piano or ....
>>>> 
>>>> Oooh, you *are* a randy little mollusk, aren't you?
>>>> 
>>>> James <=== I wish you boys would pay attention! I'm doing this for *your*
>>>> 	benefit, you know!!
>>>Octopus, actually. But I must admit Something:
>>>	(oh no! a confusion from she of no sins !)
>>>   What is left of my little broken, shattered heart after Fievel
>>>refused to marry me (all 69 pieces of it, actually) belong to whoever
>>>does the best job of convincing me he's worthy. So---
>>>		WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ?????
>> 
>> 
>> WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!
>> JUST BECAUSE I REFUSED TO MARRY YOU, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I NO LONGER...UMm
>> umm..
>> i can't really say it over the net, darling...
>> you know...
>> thingy...
>> :)
>> Fievel!
>> 
>Well, you have lowered yourself to the ranks of all the slugs in the
>world and have to beg for forgiveness. So...BEG and be good at it for
>a reward of astounding proportions.

I'm sorry, my dear, but if I beg you for forgiveness, and collect the, as
you say, "reward of outstanding proportions," it could hurt my chances in 
this here political battle.  Actually, with this bunch of perverse Pythons, 
it might not matter, but why risk it?
					Love, kisses &...thingy,
					-Fievel
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Subject: Re: Election '92
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 15 Oct 92 18:55:31 -0600

In article <5528@balrog.ctron.com>  writes:
} VOTE FOR SAINT!!!!! He's got a lovely bunch of coconuts!
} 
} He's had ganglies (or is that googlies?)
} He's signed up for the full half-hour!!!!
} He's never sang "Tore Molinos, Tore Molinos"
} He loves Cabaret!
} He makes a lovely salmon moose (with canned salmon yet!)
} 
} VOTE FOR SAINT!!!
} Or we'll send the boys 'round to your place to chain you to the back
} of the tank and take you for a scrape 'round to Dinsdale's place!


NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!

You've got it all wrong.  Vote BRUCE!!!!!
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Prawn Salad?
Date: 13 Oct 92 18:22:12 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>Gina keeps doing that thing with her tongue that I find *so* enticing:
>In article <1992Oct8.173052.22966@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet puts in a call to Ed McMahon:
>>>In article <1992Oct7.162210.20314@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) squeeks out a message:
>>>>>(James Willer) sputtered:
>>>>>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet interjects:
>>>>>>>che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:

>>>>>Ratboy plasm Hiding in the 'scotting
>>>> Jamus <=== 'scotting', 'scotting'...
>>>> 	It sounds so romantic! Like an abbreviation of Butterscotch Pudding!!
>>>I don't happen to like Butterscotch Pudding, so I guess you're out of
>>>the running. 
>>>Running? For What? For the GRAND PRIZE. of the Publisher's Clearing
>>>House Sweepstakes. Didn't you know I own that house? 
>> Well, what flavors would be good for you, luv??
>Let's see:
>Strawberry, champagne, chocolate, honey, cherry, spam.........
UUUgh!!
I *don't* like *spam*!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: daniel@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Daniel Bowen)
Subject: Re: Liff of Briag Skrypt (Part I)
Keywords: this
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 21:46:07 GMT

In <sprooney.719070222@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>******************************************************
>************** THE LIFE OF BRIAN SCRYPT **************
>**************     aka Briag Skrypt     **************
>******************************************************
>**************       version 1.00       **************
>******************************************************
>************** Painfully Tanscribed by  **************
>**************  sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie   **************
>**************        aka Noims         **************
>******************************************************
>**************      Totally exact       **************
>**************    (as far as I know)    **************
>******************************************************

My God! I dunno why you bothered! Buying the book was a lot less
painful...   SBN 413 46550 0      Methuen books, 1979;
"The Life of Brian" / "Montypythonscrapbookofbrianofnazareth"
(double sided book)



Daniel "Bruce" Bowen
-- 
Daniel Bowen, Monash University | I'd say it's an element of any post-
            Melbourne Australia | allegorical discussive climax of the
   daniel@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au | positionist stance. Either that or a
      TCWF: tcwf@gnu.ai.mit.edu | load of bollocks.                  [TCWF]
From: aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Prof. Gumby
Date: 9 Oct 92 14:25:42 GMT
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <rambis.718598554@pv3229.vincent.iastate.edu>, rambis@iastate.edu (Paul L Pearson) writes:
> Prof. R.J. Gumby:
> "I think television's killed real entertainment.
> In the Old Days we used to make our own fun at Christmas parties
> I used to strike myself on the head repeatedly with blunts instruments
> while crooning:
> Only make believe I love YOU!!!!  (clunk, clunk)
> Only make believe you love me, TOO!!!  (clunk) OH! (clunk) oh!
> I must find peace of mind..."
> 
> Anyone with additional transcriptions of any "Gumby" bits, 
> or corrections, please post such.
> 
> "I would put a tax on people who stand in water...OOOH!!!"

I'd tax Raquel Welch.....I bet she'd tax me!
(sorry, not Gumby)
How about flower arranging
"First, take a bunch of flowers:
Roses, gardenias, and chrymanthesemumumums
Then, arrange them, neatly, in a vase:UGH!UGH!UGH!"
(wildly thrashing flowers)
Or banging two bricks together?
Or just simply:"HELLOOOOOO!"

> 
> Paul "I'm an unstable intermediate with a long half life at 37oC"
> Pearson-president, Kurt Rambis Fan Club, Ames, IA Chapter (unofficial)
> 
> "Racket?! That's Brahms!!  Brahm's Third Racket!!"-Basil Fawlty

Bach, Bethoven,Brahms, panties OH!, sorry!


Is this a piece of your brain??--Basil Fawlty
-- 
KISS/Cooper/Metal/Seattle/MontyPython/DouglasAdams/NASCAR/Oldsmobiles
Andrew P. Rodenhiser, Graduate Student, Colloidal Physical Chemistry
Dalhousie University, Halifax, N.S., Canada      APRODEN@AC.DAL.CA
Fluorescence Probing Studies of Polymer/Surfactant Interactions
"Now I know why everything turns grey, but it's our own world we paint
And I want the brightest, I want fluorescent, every day and night,
For the rest of my life, Open your eyes, Won't you?"--Faith No More
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: Germans/Funniest Joke in the World
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Distribution: alt
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 17:41:32 GMT

In article <1992Oct9.111935.8038@ac.dal.ca> aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser) writes:
>In article <19927.4978.11428@dosgate>, "davidr turner" <davidr.turner@canrem.com> writes:
>> 00>>In article <CPM.92Sep25165928@kottan.digtec.dtro.e-technik.th-darmstadt.de>
>> 00>@digtec.dtro.e-technik.th-darmstadt.de (Claus Meder) writes:
>> 00>>|
>> 00>>|Ist hier nicht der Deutschunterricht?
>> 00>>
>> 00>>In das Flipperwald gespurt?
>> Don't know if you're trying to quote the funniest joke in the world,
>> but if you are.... see below.
>>
>> Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer?  Ja!  ... Beiherhund das
>> Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
>
>Most of it isn't real german words and doesn't follow german grammar.
>However, I've been told that the question is "What do you get when you
A 30-foot space peguin with tentacles and an attitude.
>
>Zere were zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse.
Cashew...gezundheit.
>
dave smurf a 21-year-old Texan (and don't you forget it!)



Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Hello?????
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 09:44:05 GMT

(Simon Rooney) blasphemes: 
>>Hey Ratboy, where are you?
>Texas... where he belongs.
>
>mNSi
>o
Ratboy aka Spoken like a true Irishman.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hello????
Date: 8 Oct 92 15:27:53 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct8.094114.26319@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
> (Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
>>(David Bromage) writes:
>>> 
>>> Damn, another dead article.
>>And Gina jokingly replies:
>>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
> Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!

Now Ratty Dahling, don't you know you're the only one of 69 for me? I
could never leave you!! A wench has to keep her options open, doesn't
she?
>
From: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: Well done the BBC
Date: 7 Oct 92 16:38:29 GMT
Organization: Clark University

In a previous article, jpo@pfbs.philips.se (James Poole) openly proclaimed
his deep affection for small woodland creatures:

Various birthday wishes deleted
> 
>Toodle-pip
>Reginald Maudlin's Shin
> 
> **********************************************************************
>* The views expressed in this article do not reflect the views of any  *
>* organisation or person except my own.                                *
>*                                                                      *
>* "Did I ask too much, more than a lot?,                               *
>* You gave me nothing, now that's all that I've got"  U2               *
> **********************************************************************

Now look 'ere, mate...you 'aven't been payin' much attention, 'ave you?
If you 'ad been, yu certainly wouldn't 'ave posted that bleedin' U2
lyric wot's been causin' all the trouble 'round 'ere!

			sincerely,
			Cardinal Fievel
			of the Spanish Inquisition
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: and now those Jester's
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 14:49:20 GMT

jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (Jesse James ) holds up a train:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Slimedog) liks:
>>jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (Jockstrap) fits really tight:
>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) spits in the face of danger:
>>>>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) vomits extrudinous bbody parts:
>>>>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) leaps onto the tracks and snags the fair maiden just in time to pull her out of the way of the rapidly approaching super-bullet train:
>>>>}>}jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) beats his hairy chess bored:
>>>>}>}Could this be a Froodian slip?
>>>>}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
>>>>}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
>>>>}Right! I'm calling my lawyer! 
>>>>whats his name??? and does he like men?
>>>Eric Njorl. Yes, on toast.
>>No way...It can't be him....I thought I killed all the Norse.....
>Not Eric Njorl, son of Hrothgar, slayer of the Dragon at Gwent,
>who did ... UURGH! (thud)

don't get so close to the killer rabbit next time then....

>>>>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
>>>>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
>>>>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
>>>>}>this means war....
>>>>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
>>>>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
>>>>waterbaloons..
>>>What about point-ed sticks...
>>nope..especially not them....they can destroy all the ammo...
>(in politician's voice) We must do everything in our power
>to put an end to the "point-ed sticks race"! I propose unilateral
>point-ed stick dulling. Let this be the first step towards a new
>world order where people everywhere don't have to live in fear
>of point-ed sticks! Maybe future generations will no longer need
>waterballoons for their security, but until then let it be known
>that we are willing the take this major stride into the world
>of the future!! (I'm sorry, what was the question, again?)

looks its radicals like you that cause unrest, and if you mean by
that utlization of an obscure political party to demean my sanity..
well....you did......

>>>>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>>>>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>>>>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>>>>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>>>>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>Jamus fnord How about the Navy, then? (in cream sauce)
>>Jester aka nope...they are all weenie poofy people.....
>E Jams nerak (from the a.f.m-p charter):
>	Rule 6: There is NO RULE #6!!
>	Rule 7: NO POOFTAS!!!
Jester aka o sorry..must have slipped my mind....
-- 
I am the broken glass that cuts your sticky fingers.
I am the hero that every world and every culture needs!
I am the sequins on the Jumpsuit of Justice.
I am the corn on crime's big toe.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: deadly joke question
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 23:12:44 GMT


>hi
Hullo.

>does anybody has the text of the deadly joke and can post it?
>the only word i remember sounds like 'slottermaier'...

Well that question isn't as interesting as the question 

Wenn IST das nunsturk git und slottermeier? Ja! Beiherhund das oder
die flipperwelt gersput!

>i hope it will kill my boss
Well.. I doubt it.
>judas
mNSio
>-- 
>David Sternheimer, Alsterdorfer Str. 82c, D-2000 Hamburg 60
>judas@drdhh.hanse.de
>"Parkplaetze erweitern das Bewusstsein" - Yann Barberon
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Prawn Salad?
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 06:23:12 GMT

jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>Gina keeps doing that thing with her tongue that I find *so* enticing:
>>In article <1992Oct8.173052.22966@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet puts in a call to Ed McMahon:
>>>>In article <1992Oct7.162210.20314@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) squeeks out a message:
>>>>>>(James Willer) sputtered:
>>>>>>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet interjects:
>>>>>>>>che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
>
>>>>>>Ratboy plasm Hiding in the 'scotting
>>>>> Jamus <=== 'scotting', 'scotting'...
>>>>> 	It sounds so romantic! Like an abbreviation of Butterscotch Pudding!!
>>>>I don't happen to like Butterscotch Pudding, so I guess you're out of
>>>>the running. 
>>>>Running? For What? For the GRAND PRIZE. of the Publisher's Clearing
>>>>House Sweepstakes. Didn't you know I own that house? 
>>> Well, what flavors would be good for you, luv??
>>Let's see:
>>Strawberry, champagne, chocolate, honey, cherry, spam.........
>UUUgh!!
>I *don't* like *spam*!!
Ratboy aka Don't worry dear, I'll hav yours. I love it!
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail
Date: 16 Oct 92 15:28:46 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York


>>>>>Please, I know this has been asked before, but can anyone tell me where I  
>>>>>can find the script to the Holy Grail? Any info would be appreciated.
>>>>>					Sincerely,
>>>>>					   Brother Maynard
>>>>
>>>>I've told you once...
>>>No you didn't!
>>I most certainly did!
>Oh no you didn't!
Will this be the full half-hour?
From: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: Hello????
Date: 9 Oct 92 16:42:38 GMT
Organization: Clark University

In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
> 
> 
>In article <1992Oct6.234238.26603@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>> 
>> Damn, another dead article.
>And Gina jokingly replies:
>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"

If you consult postings on rec.music.phish from the last few days, you'll
discover some very interesting theories on the possum, including its name,
and whether or not it's a marsupial.
			-Fievel
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Well done the BBC
Date: 16 Oct 92 18:57:30 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct16.022916.13046@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet attempts to spoil the mood:
>>In article <1992Oct14.013153.3675@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet (Yes, it's Gina again) winks suggestively:
>>>>In article <1992Oct09.082855.26669@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>>>> In <1992Oct7.150703.3028@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates:
>>>>>>In article <7OCT92.16382994@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>>>>>> In a previous article, jpo@pfbs.philips.se (James Poole) openly proclaimed
>>>>>>> his deep affection for small woodland creatures:
>>>>>>And queen Gina contradicts Cardinal Fievel:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Various birthday wishes deleted
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>Toodle-pip
>>>>>>>>Reginald Maudlin's Shin
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> **********************************************************************
>>>>>>>>* The views expressed in this article do not reflect the views of any  *
>>>>>>>>* organisation or person except my own.                                *
>>>>>>>>*                                                                      *
>>>>>>>>* "Did I ask too much, more than a lot?,                               *
>>>>>>>>* You gave me nothing, now that's all that I've got"  U2               *
>>>>>>>> **********************************************************************
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Now look 'ere, mate...you 'aven't been payin' much attention, 'ave you?
>>>>>>> If you 'ad been, yu certainly wouldn't 'ave posted that bleedin' U2
>>>>>>> lyric wot's been causin' all the trouble 'round 'ere!
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 			sincerely,
>>>>>>> 			Cardinal Fievel
>>>>>>> 			of the Spanish Inquisition
>>>>>>What trouble? I don't see any trouble here. Are you blind or are you
>>>>>>trying to start some trouble? Want to step outside?? 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Meetch aka I'd *much* rather go upstairs...
>>>>Lead the way, but I warn you, I have more endurance than that wey
>>>>noodle you've been playing with !!!
>>> Oh that thing?  'tis merely a hobby m'luv.  I'm really into black puddings,
>>> preferably Spam or lemon curry flavoured.  And I warn you, I *have* had women
>>> spontaneously explode at the thought of.. well.. erm... you know.. IT.
>>> *nudge wink* I'm saving me energies for later y'know.
>>> 
>>> Meetch aka On me way up the stairs for some bouncy bouncy.
>>Want me to bring my volleyball? We could play catch!
> No problem.  Nothing like a good ball-game to warm down after some rather
> more physically exhaustive exercise. ;)

Oh BOY!!!! Sounds like fun! When can we start? I've been in training,
though, so if you wear out early you better have a replacement.
(nudge, nudge. Know what I mean?)

> 
>>Don't step on that rat!!!!!
> Meetch aka Ok... *splat* how 'bout that one then?
As long as it was Fievel, it's OK.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: linstee@dutecaj.et.tudelft.nl (Erik van Linstee)
Subject: Re: deadly joke question
Organization: Delft University of Technology, Dept. of Electrical Engineering
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 09:31:12 GMT

msimla@sys6626.bison.mb.ca (Michael Simla) writes:

>thravn@daimi.aau.dk (Thorbj|rn Ravn Andersen) writes:

>> Wasn't that Bwiggus Dickus?  I utterly utterly utterly failed to grasp the na
>> of his wife.  Any sharp eared philosophers out there?
>> 
>> PS.  Which MP show featured a cod, which _didn't_ fly about 10 meters?
>> 
>> Jrobnroht 

>Buttockus Giganticus?

No, was ... Incontinentia (I forget her first name).


-- 
Erik van Linstee   |   Delft University of Technology   |   I'll be back ... 
----
   We are god, 'cause only we can create the idea of his existence
   in our holy brains...  (Yello)
From: gbh@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Da Hubster!!!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Holy Grail script wanted!!!
Date: 9 Oct 1992 13:00:03 -0500
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu

Could someone mail me the Holy Grail script...



ADIOS!!!!!!                                            -----------------------
						      |	Da  Hubster!!!        |
                                                      | GBH@MATT.KSU.KSU.EDU  |
                                                       -----------------------
	REMEMBER!!!

		Every sperm is sacred
		Every sperm is great
		If a sperm is wasted                  Monty Python
		God gets quite IRATE!!!           The Meaning of Life
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: new topic
Date: 8 Oct 92 18:18:47 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>>>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.

>veOt mNSio.
Right!!
Simon is Veto'ed!!
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From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hell????
Date: 14 Oct 92 14:51:45 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct13.081358.880@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>Gina refuses to accept:
>>jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>>Damn, another dead article.
>>>>>It's feeling ... much ... better...
>>>>No it isn't. It'll be stone dead in a minute.
>>> No, No. It's just worn out after a long squauk!
>>	To all concerned:
>>I, Gina of WKU, do hereby refuse to accept responsiblility for nay
>>articles being dead, especially long squauks. I had nothing to do with
>>the death of this or any other articles. 
>>I only accepted the responsibility for the death of rats from
>>exhaustion stemming from over-exertion and low endurance tolerances to
>>other woodland creatures' predatory habits.
>>Signed,
>>	Gina 
> 
> Ratboy aka You what, Love?
I said : I only accept responsibilty for the death of rats with no
endurance; do _you_ have a lot of endurance, my dear?