From: redman@selway.umt.edu (Punya J. Pussilanimuss)
Subject: _MY_DREAM_WOMAN_
Followup-To: poster
Keywords: YES, NO, MAYBE-SO
Organization: University of Montana
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 04:01:11 GMT

You all seem to be an unruly lot.  I've been reading this group for a
week or two now, and well, I just happened to read Mr. Zero's post and
all the post posts.  Instead of flaming him and/or commending him, I
decided it would probably be more productive to post something like
this.

SWM, age 20 going on 21(very important to me, at least), ISO any
female(F-e-mail).  My qualifications for _my_ dream woman are as
follows.

	#1.  Must be female.

	#2.  hair-yes, that would be nice.  i'm sorta partial to red
	but it's not all that important.

	#3.  eyes-has to have at least one.  Two are preferred.  color
	not important(green a plus though).
	
	#4.  ears-yes

	#5.  nose-yes

	#6.  mouth-yes

	#7.  Brain-most definetly, emphatically yes, and the ability 
	to use it.  attitude acceptible(bad attitudes frowned upon)

	#8.  personality-must have her own

	#9.  height-over 5'.  I had to draw the line somewhere.  note:
	under 5' will always be considered.

	#10.  weight-adjust for height.  Must be somewhat athletic.
	not a rail.  Must have meat on her bones.  After all if we
	could work out together that would be all the more time we
	could spend together.  It would be somewhat preferrable that
	she be more fit than me.  Someone to push me to excel.

	#11.  Breast-yes, but nothing that may cause physical
	problems.

	#12.  legs-yes.  see #9.  height. (I love nice calves)

	#13.  any body modifications-No silicone, please.  piercings
	and tatoos very acceptable, but not neccesary.

	#14.  sports, hobbies, interests, etc.- must have some.

	#15.  romantic-yes.

	#16.  age-generally older than 18 and younger than 30,
	although others will be considered(nothing illegal)

	#17.  Maturity-be able to raise or lower her maturity as the
	situation dictates(meaning must be able to act like a kid when
	playing and act serious when need be, not the other way
	around).

	#18.  Sence of humor-for God's sake yes.  Slightly to
	extremely warped a plus.  examples:  Monty's, Ren and stimpy,
	etc.
	
	#19.  race-must be a member of the human, although I would
	most definitly like to meet any extraterrestrials.  Skin color
	is always unimportant to me.

	#20 sex-finally-only if we connect in a big way.  Only safely.
	Often and for long periods of time.  (AIDS has got me quakin'
	in my boots)

	Well that's about all I can think of at the moment.  I hope I
don't come off as being too picky or anything.  Spelling comments can
be posted to alt.spelling.nit-pickers.  Flames can be posted anywhere
you like.  E-mail responses can be sent to redman@selway.umt.edu .
All responses will be delt with as much haste as finals week and emacs
will allow.

Half serious,
	Half in jest,
		Whole hearted,
			Punya!
				redman@selway.umt.edu

PS  Of course that's not my real name.  Only those who really want to
	know it must ask.

PPS  I know someone is going comment on any body parts I may have left
	out.  If you must you must.  All others are implored to assume
	that I'd like them too...

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What's fits on your back,
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