HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: "Chopper" Loyola tells a shaggy-dog story
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 92 03:15:28 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

	Once there was a Dominican friar named Father Ignatius Kowalski.
He was sent to Africa as a missionary.  From the coast he had to take a
long journey upriver, accompanied only by a native guide, to get to the
mission where his Dominican superiors were sending him.
	After Father Kowalski and the guide had been rowing upriver for
several days, they were stopping for a rest one afternoon and a large
black bird with distinctive black markings swooped down and defecated on
Father Kowalski's head, for he had taken off his broad-brimmed hat.
"Shit!" said Father Kowalski, and picked a large leaf from a nearby shrub
and began to wipe off the droppings.
	"Father, stop!" said the guide.  "That was the legendary Foo Bird,
and when it shits on you it is bad luck to wipe off its droppings until
they dry."
	"Superstitious nonsense," said Father Kowalski.
	"It's good luck to leave them on," said the guide.
	"Rubbish," said the priest, and wiped off the droppings and then
rinsed his hair with river water.

	The next day, much the same thing happened.  "The Foo Bird is
giving you a second chance," said the guide.
	"Bullshit," said the priest, cleaning off the droppings again.
"But the bird is one of God's creatures, and I suppose I can stand being
shit on a second time."
	But the next day the Foo Bird, apparently the same one as had
appeared the previous times, swooped down again and defecated yet again
on Father Kowalski, who took out his rifle, led his target slightly,
fired, and killed the bird cleanly with a single shot.
	"Father!" cried the guide in horror, "that will surely bring
on your own death!"
	"If God wills it," said the priest.  "The stupid thing didn't
even have to suffer -- a good shot."

	Father Kowalski, despite continual predictions of disaster from
the guide, arrived safely at the mission.  He remained there for nearly
four years, enjoyed excellent health, lived a simple and holy life and
converted hundreds of natives by his example.  After that he was called
home, and within a year the bishop of a nearby diocese died in extreme
old age and Father Kowalski was named to replace him.  He didn't especially
want to be a bishop, but he did a competent job, grew used to the office,
lived a simple and happy life despite it, grew in holiness, wrote some
excellent theological works for layfolk, and died, like his predecessor,
very old and after only a short decline.  There is talk of his beatification.

	The moral of the story is: If the Foo shits, shoot the fucking bird
dead and live happily ever after.

Mark., but I guarantee you that some newbie will post the usual version
again within a few months
gooley@netcom.com
From: rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Code-03 LCDR Michael E. Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GOOLEY
Date: 14 Sep 92 19:36:54 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <6237@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Code-03 LCDR Michael E. Dobson) writes:
>
>|-)Remember, the Admiral IS watching you.
>
>I suppose than, that a job at NMRDC is out of the question?
>
>rp -- will work for a news feed.

Hmm, not only easy but cheap too!

from my sys file:

rpwhite:all/all::mailx rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil

Now get to work on that Top Secret Special Project involving gerbils, 
contaminated JP5, sea bats and Rob Dobson.

BTW, sea bats are normally found hanging under the wings of F/A-18s on CVNs
and CVs.


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From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 17:38:23 GMT

In article <aslakson.715712583@nano> aslakson@nano.cs.umn.edu (Brian Excarnate) writes:
>104.1 changes format in 43 hours, send CDs.

The Science Fiction channel is supposed to be reality in about 16 days
(although I wish they'd dump the graphics/synthesizer crap and get on with
the programming...).

You forgot to post your address. 


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
    The most dangerous person in the world is Jessica Fletcher.
        Everywhere she goes, people die.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 21:04:00 GMT

In article <6276@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>[sic]Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade.misc.test

Oh, THAT woulda worked, uh-huhn.

>Blair writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cadaverine.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>Carasso.
)>>>>>>>>>>>Countach.
)>>>>>>>>>>Coup d'etat.
)>>>>>>>>>Corfu.
)>>>>>>>>Ceteris Paribus.
)>>>>>>>Copycat.
)>>>>>>Contrapositive.
)>>>>>Crustacean.
)>>>>Cruzeiro.
)>>>Corazon, Que Can Eat It.
)>>Common Denominator.
)>Caca.
)Cacao.
Cayman.

				--Blair
				  "It must be winter."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Before the Hurricane
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 08:21:55 GMT
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

  The clouds were sliding and twisting rapidly across the sky as 
the winds picked up.  They looked very like the time-lapse cloud
photography which fantasy film-makers use to stretch their cheesy
special-effects budgets.

  I would have liked to posture aesthetically by saying I abhor
tacky cliched effects.  But the truth is I adore them -- and I like
the even better when I know they are 100% natural.

  -- Clifton

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
From: gkomatsu@uhunix.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (Galen Tatsuo Komatsu)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
Organization: University of Hawaii
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 12:24:59 GMT

	oh no, yet another newsgroup to consume my time.  (Well, I'll just
have to live with it... =^)

Favorite things seen on Late Night.....

	Camera pointed at outside pay phones, Dave dials several of them.
After a while, somebody answers.... the pay phones are empty!

	Paul eating breakfast.  (dunno, this one just got me!)

	Arnold Schw<cant.spell>ger, holding Dave's chair in make up.

	Carl Lewis running a soda *ahem* _beverage_ to Dave.

	Stupid Pet Tricks: Dog named "Boy" walks around with a paper
bag on its head.  (Only time I ever recall them having a "winner"
for SPT, which remember, is not a competition.  So no wagering.)

	I didn't actually see this one, but I noticed it in "Late Night
With David Letterman: The Book"  The Jack LaLane Q-Tips Dispenser! 

	...and what happened to the Thrill Cam?

	One last word.     "YEAH!"

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From: davidv@yang.earlham.edu (Excitable Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: another realization
Date: 10 Sep 92 00:19:46 GMT
Organization: Yardsticks for Lunatics


	First Mark. Gooley writes:

>>It's finally dawned on me that king-sized beds were inverted for
>>_menage a trois_.

	Then he corrects himself:

> Of course I meant to type "invented."

	Thanks a lot for the timely warning, Mark.  I had thought things 
were a little cramped even before we found that I and two friends couldn't
lift the bed from that awkward position, and had to get help from a couple 
of neighbors with a block and tackle.

---
David Vacca, Just an excitable boy.
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 100 words
Date: 15 Sep 92 10:34:30
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu


"See those green things?"
"What green things?"
"Those green things."
"I see them."
"Are they hydraulic green things?"
"No, they are not hydraulic."
"Are they disappointing green things?"
"No, they are not disappointing."
"Are they imposing green things?"
"Those green things are neither imposing nor disappointing nor hydraulic."
"They are moving."
"Yes."
"The anhydraulic, satisfying, nonthreatening green things."
"Yes."
"Which way are they moving?"
"Towards us."
"Will you shoot them?"
"No."
"I shall shoot them.  Give me your gun."
"Are those green things now dead?"
"What green things?"
"Those green things."
"Yes, they are dead."
"Are they now disappointing?" 
"Yes."
From: spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Travaglia)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Paul Daniels walks in SearsRoebuckland
Date: 7 Sep 92 15:50:41 +1200
Organization: University of Waikato Computer Centre


"Carp carp!" They yelled at him across the square  "Carp!"

"Perhaps it is some form of dyslexic heckling" he thought to himself

"Carp" they yelled again  "Carp Carp"

He noticed the absence of commas from their cries, and thought that perhaps
there was some form of language barrier that prevented them from speaking
to each other as equals - they being less intelligent beings than himself.

He tried once more

"Friends, Romans, Countrymen!  Lend me your.."

"CARP!" A particularly obnoxious specimen next to him spoke.

It was a 386.

SX too.

"Carp yourself" he uttered, almost under his breath, but loud enough that
the assembled masses heard, or thought they heard his words.

"Carp!" The 386 SX replied.

"Begone foul processor!" he shouted.

And it was so.

In it's place was a Black and Decker Cordless Electric Toilet Roll Holder,
with built in Jaccuzi.

The crowd assembled were stunned.

"Carp!" someone called in the silence.  The crowd turned to see who tempted
fate thus and beheld:

A pair of neoprene, weather resistant sneakers.

And they truly were amazed.

"Carp!" the sneakers tapped again, and at once they were transformed.
Into a mix and match Garage Door and mudshark aerial.

And truly it was so.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
Simon P Travaglia,   || Kia Kaha E Hoa!  
University of Waikato|| PSI:0530171000004::, Intr: spt@grace.waikato.ac.nz
Private Bag, Hamilton|| Disclaimer: No-one here but me can read and write,
New Zealand          ||             and I can only write.  What did I say?
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the
 morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.	- Robert Frost
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: the implant still hurts
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 07:12:30 GMT

mostly chrome, but people expect that now, so i had to spring
for the extra bucks to make them COPPER (boy that'll show 'em)
because it just plain looks better.  


BoB
teCh
and i can't reach the top shelf anymore

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Subject: more impro blues
Date: Sat, 05 Sep 92 03:51:27 GMT
Organization: th holy house o zimmerman 
Followup-To: misc.test 
Attribution: sig quote from "House Carpenter" 
Keywords: spider bathroom lady 

and here's the rest of that elusive blues number:


"didja ever finish that blues number 
 with spider, bathroom, and lady in it?"

"yup.  goes like this:"


there's a spider in my bathroom
it's usin up my hot water too
there's a spider in my bathroom
it's usin up my hot water too
i'm gonna go get that spider mama
gonna go get my old lady too

well i done smashed that spider
now he's cloggin up m drain
well i done smashed that spider
now he's cloggin up m drain
now my old lady won't do it
so i'll have to fix the drain

the tub's full of hot water
and it's hard to clear the pipe
the tub's full of hot water
and it's hard to clear the pipe
well i busted up the plumbing
i broke that dumb old pipe

now the house it got flooded
and the spider is to blame
now the house it got flooded
and the spider is to blame
now my old lady left me
and the plumber never came


"ahherm."

"yeah?"

"s'that it?"

"yeah."

"oh.  alright.  whatever.  later."

"right."


chaos

''those are the hills of heaven my love/ you and i will never know''
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Subject: Re: Bloody hell!
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 04:10:01 GMT

In article <1992Sep15.015357.5654@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
*In article <1992Sep14.214214.1852@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
*>A moment of silence please.  Shank Hall burned down yesterday.
*
*I don't think people understand.  Shank Hall.  When a band played shank
*hall, it was like someone talked them into playing their basement.  You and
*some friends getting together to listen to oh, Too Much Joy.  Gordon Gano.
*Arms and Legs and Feet.  Timbuk 3.  Fucking Fucking a.
*
*first Century Hall, now Shank Hall... what next? Landmark? Vitucci's?
*THE BOARDWALK?

Aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Don't DO that!  Good grief woman, are you trying to put me into a coma?
Think happy thoughts...happy, happy.


Mark "Toast" Lippert 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29472 alt.sex:28785 alt.sex.bondage:17161 alt.politics.correct:5265
From: lothie@syrinx.umd.edu (Lothie)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.politics.correct
Subject: Re: Beating (was Re: RICHH:  SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE)
Date: 9 Sep 92 21:05:02 GMT
Organization: University of Maryland at College Park

rsr, who is such a cutie, sez: 
>->>> "Say what you want about the Nazis, no woman has ever had a fantasy about
>->>> being tied up and beaten by a man dressed as a liberal."
>
>Is anyone who's reading this actually into beating? As in, wants to actually
>have someone punch/kick/slap them around?
>
>So ... are *you* into it? Do you know anyone who's into it? Just wondering.
>


Sure. 

And what's more, I DO fantasize about being tied up and beaten by a man
who's dressed as a liberal. 

Now, do I wanna be punched, slapped, and kicked around....noooo, not 
precisely. But I wanna have my nipples clipped and pulled every which
way, my labia clipped open, my arms, legs, breasts, and maybe even my
eyelashes tied up, and I wanna be slapped, pounced, lashed, flogged,
and come on. Does THAT count? 

You know what would be REALLY fun, would be to be cut with a knife, 
and have the cuts saturated with alcohol and set on fire. But I'd have
to be tied up REALLY well for that; I'm pyrophobic.

But remember, if the guy's dressed like a Nazi, it's no go. *giggle*


**Lothie, then there's my fantasy about being raped by drunken satyrs
while walking in the woods....or have I mentioned that already?


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: focus dammmit focus
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 22:06:04 GMT

In article <6261@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (wink martindale) writes:
>DEVILBISS@OCTAVE.LARC.NASA.GOV (Zaphod Beeblebrox) writes:
>
>It looks like Scott Dorsey just earned 100 quatloos.

I just want to say that octave isn't one of my machines (note how the hostname
is all in uppercase... it's a VMS machine running an obsolete version of the
tcp/ip software).  You can tell because it's not named after an astronaut or
cosmonaut.

So, I can take no responsibility for the actions of this user.  Anyway, I
think spending the rest of one's life having lots of orgasms is a pretty
good idea.
--scott
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Dolph Lundren
Date: 7 Sep 92 18:46:28 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>: Because of his name, are Japanese fishermen constantly
>: trying to throw fishing nets over Dolph Lundgren?
>HAW HAW HAW
>I GET IT!@#
>DOLPH LUNDGREN SOUNDS LIKE DOLPHIN!!@!@@
>I GET IT !!@!@@!
>HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.

Hey, I did this on rec.humor and I got yelled at.




HAW HAW HAW
I GET IT!@#

ALAIMO'S CAPS BUTTON IS STUCK!!@!@@

I GET IT !!@!@@!

HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.
-- 


: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************
: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
: General Neophyte   :    ************************
                                      .
From: dschmidt@athena.mit.edu (Denial Schmidt)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Triple Point
Summary: still haunted by high school chemistry
Date: 12 Sep 92 17:06:55 GMT
Organization: the act or process of organizing or of being organized

When we meet, when we kiss
Don't be startled if I hiss
I'm just air, I'm not there
When I'm with you

When I think of how you felt
I can't do anything but melt
Easy to pour, and I know you're
Melting too

  Chorus:
  It's just a phase and it could change
  But it's already lasted days and I'm already feeling strange
  I'm in a daze, I feel deranged
  I'm at a triple point, I'm not stable today

When I freeze at your touch
Don't interpret it too much
I've got a past, it won't last
Not for long

Pretty soon, I can tell
Everything is going to gel
Slightly wet, but when it's set
It'll be strong

  Chorus

    But oh, I feel sublime
    You sublimate me all the time
    Evaporating all my mind
    Incinerate me, I feel fine

  Chorus

Dfan;
Doomed.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Wild Card)
Subject: No sugar, no salt, no cholesterol, and no humor
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 07:17:07 GMT


And I spoke gently to myself, what is bizarre?

The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There came a knock at the door.

Nahh.

Alone in the dark pissing next to a tree. Wearing a camouflage jacket with the  
hood up, a jungle reaper of sorts. The moon showed brightly, giving a deadly  
tinge to the night. On the hill stood a house, emanating a gloomy, lethargical  
aura. In hand was not a scythe, but a parchment. No, my weapon was concealed.   
Concealed, yet blatantly exposed. For my weapon was me.

I turned a last glance behind me into the infinite jungle, and then continued  
into the clearing before the hill.

No <crumples paper>. Let us try again.

Silence was spoken for a million years before the dawn of crickets. Now it is a  
language of the past. Silence was the most eloquent sound and voice. The new  
times hurt me. My ears are on fire. I cannot face civilization, it imprisons  
me, not allowing me freedom of expression. 

I'll stop while I still can.

--
JW
From: dennist@sw.stratus.com (Dennis Tetreault)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: new product idea
Date: 8 Sep 92 17:33:49 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc.

New product ideas. OK, let me think on it (drinks a mudslide).

How about a bio-degradable disk drive? Water soluble power supplies?
Photo-voltaic CPUs?



Reality is fleeting.
The Dentist

dennist@sw.stratus.com
These are My opinions. MINE MINE MINE!  If they were my company's, I'd urge
them to review their opinions immediately.

"Need more disk space, sir. Insert a black hole in your boot disk." -me
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: While no one was home
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 92 22:31:27 GMT

operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU writes:

>Someone left the Fawcett running. The sink's overflowing.

Pity you were so Farrahway!

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: motorcycles
Date: 9 Sep 92 16:19:01 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
My motorcycle class starts tonight.  Classroom on 
Wednesday nights, riding on Saturdays.  OH BOY!

I started preparing by buying every motorcycle magazine
I could find.  I bought one for Harley riders that has
tons of photos of actual women (not models) lifting their
shirts to show off their tits.  Apparently voluntarily.
There were no comparable luscious pec displays, though.

I wonder if there's a market for magazines featuring bits 
of male beef posing (semi-)nude on Harleys.  I'd buy 'em.

---
c j silverio
equal opportunity cheesecake
From: rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: WANTED: Computer Trivia
Date: 11 Sep 92 14:48:52 +0200
Organization: University of Cape Town

In article <Bu84y4.JJo@news.larc.nasa.gov>, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
> In article <1992Sep6.204926.9308@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00ajtemplin@bsu-ucs.uucp writes:
>>In article <1992Sep4.064241.7208@uwm.edu>, anthony@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Anthony J Stieber) writes:
>>> (I have four 8 inch Wangs).
>>
>>Braggart.
> 
> I don't have any, but my girlfriend has a 14 inch Wang, and she lets me
> use it sometimes.

I'd be guessing, but maybe the sheer orgasmic pleasure involved in a 14" wang
beats all shit out of wanging 4 8-inchers?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 00:47:44 GMT

In article <6259@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (wink martindale) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cadaverine.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
)>>>>>>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
)>>>>>>>>>>Carasso.
)>>>>>>>>>Countach.
)>>>>>>>>Coup d'etat.
)>>>>>>>Corfu.
)>>>>>>Ceteris Paribus.
)>>>>>Copycat.
)>>>>Contrapositive.
)>>>Crustacean.
)>>Cruzeiro.
)>Corazon, Que Can Eat It
)Common Denominator.
Caca.

				--Blair
				  "Doodoogagageeeeeee!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 00:14:09 GMT

aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:

>Michael Hunt (m_hunt@orange.syud.edu) writes:
>: 
>:  Aaron Humphrey <aaron@space.ualberta.ca> writes:
>: 
>: > It's been months since I read a drieux post all the way through.
>: 
>: Same here.  What is drieux' real name anyway?

>I seem to recall that it's Andrew Hampe or something like that.  I was informed
>of this fact when I was gloating over the fact that MJD's talk.bizarre stats
>for some six-month period put me one post ahead of drieux.  Then I was told
>that he also posted under other named, including his real one.

>Gee--is your name really Mike Hunt?  Do you have a wife or sister named Helen?

Maybe drieux's real name is Mike Hunt.  Has anyone ever seen them
in the same place at the same time?

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