From: wumpus@spuddy.uucp (Jim Cheetham)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Formulaic Description
Keywords: lock, yale, bolt
Date: 1 Sep 92 20:22:33 GMT
Organization: Spuddy's Public Usenet Domain

Current Name: Jim Cheetham
Alter Ego: The Wumpus (was Jim Hacker, P.M.)
Birth Date: 6 June 1968
Residence: Bracknell, Royal Berkshire, England
Birthplace: (Don't let Ignatz see this bit) Nuneaton, England. Not Guernsey!
Sex: Male
Gender: What's the difference here? It's still male ...
Sexual Orientation: Hetero, working on being openminded but not practically so.
Marital Status: single.
Offspring: none that I know of, and I've damn well kept track!
Siblings: Two elder sisters
Blood type: Don't know - I've not seen any of it recently.
Hair: Yes. (Oh, did you want colour? Dark brown/black, with one white one
 at the front, just .... (<ping>) ouch!, nope, no white ones ... :-(
Beard: Normally stubble because I want my beard back but none of the women
 in my life agree, so I get my own back by only shaving every two/three days!
Eyes: Two. With glasses in front of them. A grey-blue, I've been told.
Height: 5'11" ish
Dominant Brain Hemisphere: Good question. I've forgotten which is which,
 but then again I'm a proper Monkey Gemini, so it's both. Or neither ...
Physical Deformities: Huge pe ... no, sorry, that's not true ... :-)
 Err, how about a bit of a beer gut? Will that do?
Music Preferences: Early 1980's English pop, Hard Metal, and anything these
 days with decent lyrics, like Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine or
 Michelle Shocked. Dire Straits, R'n'B of most sorts. Dramatic organ
 music. Church choirs. MTV in general ...
Favourite Books: Ringworld, Known Space (Larry Niven) Lord of the Rings
 (Tolkien, don't'cha know?). Everything else is either hard SF or high
 fantasy, usually.
Pet Peeves: Pooper-Scoopers. People who have to be told twice.
Favourite Movies: Alien, Aliens. Terminator, T2. Predator, P2. Cyrano de
 Bergerac (Gerard Depardieu). The Tall Guy (Jeff Goldblum). Mad Max.
Least Favourite Activities: Things I ought to/must do.
Most Favourite Activities: Eating good pizza, drinking excellent ales.
Quotes that can be attributed to me: "I remember once I was coiling some
 cable ...", an adjective "wumpishly", and the condition of "Wumpusitis",
 and the spectulative "Hmmm ..."
Hobbies: Hacking, reading, astronomy, cartography, rpgs
Political affiliation: None whatsoever.
Allergies: Summer, and the things that grow in it.
Occupation: Computer thingy. ("Information Technology Exploitation Consultant")
Drink of choice: Bruce's Brewery's Dogbolter (Now "The Firkin Brewery")
Favourite Foods: Pizza Hut Cheese Feast Pizza with Mushrooms & Prawns.
What I regret most: Not being sporty, or in fact in any way competative.
 I don't know why I'm not competative, but I wish I was. Actually, I think
 it's because I'm either better that someone, or else they're too interested
 in something that's not particularly important. Perhaps I regret being so
 damn arrogant all the time. Hmmm ...
Favourite TV shows: Sapphire & Steel, any MTV show with Kristiana Backer,
 STTNG possibly, Quantum Leap.
Parting words: 'Cheerie
Favorite quotes that cannot be attributed to me: "Wharro, mon vieux" 

	Was all that really necessary? Hmmm ...
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       -jim, <wumpus@spuddy.uucp> or <!uunet!mcsun!uknet!spuddy!wumpus>
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