HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: You ignorant! (Re: [italian])
Date: 7 Oct 92 09:34:22 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.tasteless.jokes <RHOD.92Oct6173111@pink.iesd.auc.dk> rhod@iesd.auc.dk 
(Carsten Rhod Gregersen) writes:

>My opinion 

[25 lines of whitespace deleted]

>mvh..
>--
>        rhod@iesd.auc.dk
> 
> 
>                                  
>         /|\\\\\\\          \\\\\\\\\  \\\\  \\\\  \\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\
>       //|\\\\\\\\\\          \\     \\  \\    \\   \\    \\  \\   \\
>       ))) \\\\\\\\\\          \\    \\   \\    \\   \\    \\  \\    \\
>       |            |           \\\\\\     \\\\\\\\   \\    \\  \\    \\
>    <--|   (o) (o)  |--<<<       \\  \\     \\    \\   \\    \\  \\    \\
>       |     /      |             \\   \\    \\    \\   \\    \\  \\   \\
>       |   `----'   |             \\\\   \\\ \\\\  \\\\  \\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\
>        \__________/ 
>           /     \ 
>
>
>Whistler's Law:
>        You never know who is right, but you always know who is in
>        charge.

So apparently, his .sig is his best tasteless joke.

Too right, Rhod!

--jm
meach@bad.taste.prevails       |   Steve Martin would be proud!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (Neil Bowers)
Subject: Re: Please put litter in its place.
Originator: neilb@csparc3
Keywords: maybe, original, true
Organization: The University of Leeds, School of Computer Studies
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 12:38:08 GMT

In rec.humor.funny, MERTUS@brownvm.brown.edu ( John Mertus) signs:
>
>    For years McDonalds has asked us to "Please put litter in its
>place."    But litter is only litter when its thrown on the ground, before
>that it is trash.   So every time I take out from McD's, I open my
>car window and, following their instructions, put litter into its place.
>
>--
>Selected by Maddi Hausmann.  MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com
>Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  A Daemon will auto-reply.
>
>Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@clarinet.com
>(ie. jokes which won't be funny if not given immediate attention.)
>Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@clarinet.com

Lame joke, lame sig, lame moderator.

neilb [come back Brad, all is forgiven]
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Collected Musical Factoids
Date: 12 Oct 92 20:08:16 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <1992Oct10.203250.10556@PA.dec.com> snopes%club33@stlth.enet.dec.com (snopes) writes:
> - snopes
>
>+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>| "When the Basic Time corresponds to the pre-set Alarm Time, the alarm is    |
>| generated.  The Alarm tune will automatically cease after 1 minute working. |
>| If you have a depress on "SNOOZE" while it is alarmed, the loud will stop   |
>| immediately and loud for another 8 minutes after having this "SNOOZE" 8     |
>| minutes, and so on . . ."                                                   |
>|                                                                             |
>|                     - Instructions for a travel alarm clock made in China.  |
>+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>|  David P. Mikkelson   Digital Equipment Corporation   Culver City, CA  USA  |
>+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+


one is never enough, snopes...

bah.
--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
From: dimmen@hsr.no (Kjetil Dimmen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: she's here!
Date: 12 Oct 92 15:03:18 GMT
Organization: Rogaland University Centre

[Entire article included for the benefit of those who likes to
 calculate article/sig ratio]

In article <orr.11@engr.latech.edu>, orr@engr.latech.edu (John Orr) writes:
> All I have to say is that I'm glad to see my fiancee this weekend! We have 
> one of those danged LDR's.
> 
> 
> Gotta go!
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>         John Orr            | "If thou wilt that a woman bee not visious nor
>     Systems Engineer        |desire men, take the private members of a Woolfe,
>  Louisiana Tech University  |and the haires which doe grow on the cheekes, or
> 318/257-3097        (voice) |the eye-brows of him, and the hairs which bee 
> orr@engr.latech.edu (email) |under his beard, and burne it all, and give it to
>                             |her to drinke when she knowethe not, and she shal
>                             |desire no other man." - Albertus Magnus
>                             |  I would think this would annoy the "Woolfe."
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>     These views are MINE, not my employer's, my fiancee's or my cat's.   
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Once again, found in alt.personals. (Am I the only one readin' this group?)
Once again, the fun is left for the pros. (Now ain't I considerate?)
Once again, enjoy.
-- 
D.
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: GGBJ???
Date: 8 Oct 92 17:37:52 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <92282.020510SAB121@psuvm.psu.edu> SAB121@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
>...Sal
> ______________________________________________________________________
>| Salvatore A. Buttice              |  BITNet: SAB121@PSUVM            |
>| 1511 State Street    _____________|__InterNET: sab121@psuvm.psu.edu__|
>| Erie, PA 16501      |  My opinions are my own.  They are subject to  |
>|_____________________|   change at short notice.  PSU had nothing to  |
>|_APPLE_II_FOREVER!!!_|___do_with_my_opinions,_I_formed_them_long_ago._|
>|________________<This_space_intentionally_left_blank>_________________|


boring border....
oh, and they asked for the ggbj. a bad sign. the disclaimer's even boring. 
a most unremarkable overlong sig. 

bah.

--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (rachel j. perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Please write to my *FRIEND*
Date: 16 Oct 92 21:17:06 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <19731.2ad98562@ul.ie> 9111298@ul.ie writes:
>
>%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
>% Gary Pigott            %% Artificial intelligenge is no match for      %
>% 9111298@ul.ie          %% natural stupidity .                          %
>% University of Limerick %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
>% Ireland                %% Veni, Vidi, VCR .... I came, I saw, I taped. %    
>%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%


three lines of post, four lines of nothing, and then this. plus, it's a 
"send my *friend* your termcap, willya?" post. asshole.

and again, i think that quote is 100 % right. (and i think i have proof in
the border).

WTFIIWTI?

bah.
--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
From: kml@cellar.org (Scott Tiger)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: is there one or not?
Date: 16 Oct 92 17:07:25 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system

From: rorvig@plains.NoDak.edu (By-Tor)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories
Subject: is there one or not?

Is there really a mailing list or what. Also by the same token, is there
an anonymous ftp site to get these files or is all this BS!

-- 


              /////////////     ////    /////     /////////     ////   ////
             /////     ///     ////    /////     ////          ////   ////
            /////     ///     ////    /////     ////          ////   ////
           /////////////     ////    /////     /////////     ///////////

Obnoxious .sig coupled with one of the stupidest questions around.
Now if we can only get inews to cut his messages in half as well...


                  Something constructive should come here.
                  $dump ora_control1/blocks=(start:1,end:1)
                            Vidi, Vici, Veni!
  kml%cellar@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com - My other account is a Mercedes.
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Handicappers on El Al
Date: 15 Oct 92 18:38:16 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: silverm@bcstec.ca.boeing.com (Jeff Silverman)

In article <3872@bcstec.ca.boeing.com>, silverm@bcstec (Jeff Silverman) signs:
Jeff Silverman, Sr. Engineer.                                       //
Boeing Commercial Airplane Group                                   //
Flight Test Engineering Instrumentation Labs-Lab Data Services  ||/ />
P.O. BOX 3707  Mailstop 17-72 org. B-X34B                        /  |      /|
Seattle WA 98124                                       /==================/ |
(206) 655-3793 (desk)	(206) 655-1665 (Computer Rm) <=<    *           ------
(206) 982-2729 (Beeper) (206) 655-2709 (FAX)           \=============777==\ |
E-mail: ILVC::SILVERMAN or 54873::SILVERMAN(Boeing DECnet)       \  |      \|
E-mail: "SILVERMAN@ILVC.BOEING.COM" (non-Boeing)                ||\ \>
Desk: 3-390.1 13A33	computer room: 3-390.1 11B18               \\
                                                                    \\ 
-- 
Shouldn't that subject be Handicapped El Al?  What is that asterisk on
the plane anyway?  A distant view of a sticker with 20 different e-mail
addresses to contact in case the engines fall off?
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: iisakkil@lk-hp-7.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Subject: Re: HELP: Looking for info on IBM-XT motherboard
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
Date: 10 Oct 92 12:45:13 GMT

dudek@acsu.buffalo.edu (David T. Dudek) writes:
>-- 
>David Thomas Dudek /  v098pwxs@ubvms.bitnet     \     __   _ The Cybard
> State University / dudek@sun.acsu.buffalo.edu   \   /  `-' )      ,,, 
>   of New York   / "If music be the food of love, \  | | ()|||||||[:::}
>    @ Buffalo   /   play on!" - Wm. Shakespeare    \ `__.-._)      ''' 

What brand of condoms do you use, Hugh?

--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: REQUEST: Pumpkin Cake
Keywords: Pumpkin
Date: 8 Oct 92 16:59:11 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <1992Oct8.110756.20360@hippo.ru.ac.za> ifkm@hippo.ru.ac.za (Andrew Murdoch) writes:

>-- 
>     |\/|     v |     ANDREW MURDOCH   -   Institute for Water Research
> /_\ |  | \___@ |  Rhodes University, P.O. Box 94, Grahamstown, 6140, R.S.A.
>/   \     /   \ | Internet: ifkm@hippo.ru.ac.za     Phone: [xx27] [0]461 24014

 i know, it's only four lines....but what the hell is it? punk mountaingoat?

bah.

--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: INXS, peter murphy
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 05:09:53 GMT

In article <1992Oct15.191400.2902@nic.csu.net> john@csufres.CSUFresno.EDU (John) writes:
>--
>+----------------------------+   ||| | || |   
>| -John  (The Generic John)  |   ||| | || |   
>| john@csufres.csufresno.edu |   ||| | || |   
>+-----------"Moo"------------+   666 1 13 0   

Wow.... a .sig with its own UCP code... now if I could only find that damn
bar code reader...

mdw
"Quack"

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "Yow! Up ahead! It's a DONUT HUT!!"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Subject: Notifying Warlorded People
Keywords: Debates, football... Boy I'm glad not to have a tv.
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501
Date: 16 Oct 92 18:15:20 GMT

In article <1992Oct16.061830.14741@acme.gen.nz> kilroy@acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I) writes:
>
>Hey George, do you send some form of email award to people who make it onto
>the Perpetually Warlorded list?

Nope. Then it would have become a mark of distinction for having baited
so many frosh. Melvin (for instance) get's a good chuckle whenever he's
warlorded, and actually critiques the frosh's attempt against previous
warlords of his sig. Cowpatti has been amusing in the past at browbeating
frosh also. 

We tried the cross posting thing before, but it ended up annoying us more
than anyone else. Frosh are very predictable and dull in their responses
to being warlorded:

1) "I'm sorry. I'll try again. Is this sig okay? Is this okay?"
   Repeat beyond point of boredom. Seldom understand the words "Go away".

2) "Who the fuck do you think you are!" Then they change their sig after
   they think that enough time has expired that no one will connect the
   two events. 

3) "HeY DuDEZ, iS THIS BIUG ENOUFF?" followed by invariably pedestrian attempt
   that is wholly common and not even slightly creative. Ho hum.

Someone else tried mailing, but all that did is selectively alert a bunch
of net rejects to "There's this really cool board where people make fun out
of each other's sigs. Gee, I wanna do that too!" ...And so a.f.w becomes
flooded with the rubes and hayseeds that we just ridiculed. 

(Not that they always stay that way after exposure to the net, but...
 Well, talk.bizarre is made for these geeks. Put them THERE where they
 can say things like "Plonk" and think themselves clever. Please!)

On the other hand, I always alert budding warlorders that I come across on
other boards to a.f.w. I believe a.f.w works best as an invitation only club.


--
George F. McQuary 
"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: provenance of Frangos
Keywords: chocolate, yummy, chicago, seattle
Date: 8 Oct 92 16:52:52 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

>In article <Bvqnrq.Grt@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> kiran@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu (Kiran Wagle) writes:
>>
>>-- 
>>"Stop and think before belittlin' / that deeply visceral food, the chitlin
>> Yes, it _is_ a pork intestine. / Makes it specially interestin'.
>> You may find it hard infra dig, / but it worked wonders for the pig."
>>
>> ........................Roy Blount, Jr "Song to Chitlins" from _Soupsongs_
>>-- 
>>
>>Kiran Wagle                           <kiran@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>


ok, this was a sig within a sig. but it was awful just the same. plus, it was 
posted to cooking. ugh.

bah.
--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: [babies]
Date: 16 Oct 92 20:07:55 GMT
Organization: Danish Sport-Felching Union

ballerup@diku.dk (Per Goetterup) writes:

>	Puke on!

>		Per.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
>| Per Goetterup, Student, DIKU                 InterNet: ballerup@ask.diku.dk |
>| FidoNet: 2:231/91.10    -or-      Per.Goetterup@p10.f91.n231.z2.fidonet.org |
>|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
>| DIKU is the department of Computer Science at the University of Copenhagen. |
>|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
>|        *** Information wants to be free... Keep on hacking...! ***          |
>|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
>| The most merciful thing in the world I think, is the inability of the human |
>| mind to corrolate all its contents...              - H.P. Lovecraft, 1926 - |
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
>"...The primitive taste of what I could have been... Still I ache from the
>inside..."                                  ('From The Inside', A Split-Second)
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Would you believe it? Just a few months ago all his signature contained was
that Lovecraft quotation. These are indeed sad times.


(Interesting signoff, btw)
-- 
Jesper Lauridsen      |   Stop the persecution of sexual minorities:
rorschak@daimi.aau.dk |           FREE JEFFREY DAHMER
         Fitness makes me sick - Master Fatman
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Subject: Re: Suche DAT-format
Organization: UB
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 23:53:03 GMT
X-Posted-From: lictor.acsu.buffalo.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In de.comm.misc <1992Oct7.132526.29629@ims.fhg.de> scheulen@ims.fhg.de 
(Thilo Scheulen) writes:

>Thilo Scheulen
>/* Email: scheulen@ims.fhg.de
> *  Mail: Thilo Scheulen
> *        Froebel str 20
> *        5600 wuppertal 1
> *        West - germany
> * tel:  ...:0202/315672
> *
> * I am great in thinking but worse in speaking !
> *  so you never get a intelligent word out of me !
> * ----------------------------------------------- 
> */

Thank God for small favors, *I* say!

--jm
                    -=<+meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu+>=-
       "Gott sei Dank!  Nun ist's vorbei mit der Uebeltaeterei!!"
                                                    - W. Busch -
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: xwd -> postscript
Date: 11 Oct 92 23:21:05 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu

In article <1992Oct11.211618.14578@eng.ufl.edu> iqbal@pawnee.eel.ufl.edu (M.Iqbal) writes:
>-- 
>
>------------------------------------------------------------------
>                                            
>      						 >><<<     >>><<<<
>Iqbal@sioux.eel.ufl.edu		 		 (o o)     (o) (o)
>University of Florida				 [ | ]        | 
>                                  		   -         ---

Will you look at that beautiful tab damage?  No you won't?  Well fine, be
that way.  I didn't really want to show it to you anyway.  I was just
going to tell you what happens to UofF students on drugs.  So there!

C Squared        |      Catch me, catch me, if you can  :-)
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: GGBJ???
Date: 15 Oct 92 02:32:11 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <RSHOLMES.92Oct13205816@rodan.syr.EDU> rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes) writes:
>In article <1992Oct8.232826.5622@sj.nec.com> bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987) writes:
>
>>rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. "The Perkster" Perkins) writes:
>[it doesn't really matter...]

hey now...since when does what i say not really matter? :-/

--
                        __________  __o __o __o
                      __________   -\<,-\<,-\<,
                       ..........(_)/---/---/(_)..

    The Rhealist, The Meach, and rachel  . . . off to conquer new worlds!
                  But which is whom, and who is which?
 meachem@astro.ca-=*=-nadeau@acsu.arizona.edu-=*=-rperkins@bnr.as.buffalo.edu
 bicycle, bicycle...i like to ride my bicycle, i like to ride my bike - Queen

and just to piss you off... 
bah. (the perkster, indeed)

--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Bumper sticker
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 12:18:51 GMT

In alt.folklore.computers, Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca (Jeremy Reimer) signs:

>--
>Jeremy_Reimer@ |"It turned out, as N-Man discovered later, that the black
>mindlink.bc.ca | boat hadn't been after him at all.  It was full of riotous,
>---------------| unemployed former James Bond villains enraged at the fall
>aka THE JAGUAR!| of Communism in the Soviet Union."
>---------------|
>Stealth Sig#69 |  --From "N-Man #3: N-Man on Holiday"

Sorry, Jeremy, a 6 line sig is hardly "Stealthy".  Let's apply some modern
stealth technology to it:

>--
>Jeremy Reimer

Note the low observable quote, the photon absorbing borders, the way the
alias is hidden to cut down on IR emissions...

"Wonderful World of Dung", indeed!


-- 
Read the header.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton)
ReplyTo: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk
Subject: Re: When should one use MX records?
Distribution: world
X-Mailer: cppnews $Revision: 1.18 $
Organization: Indexed; Access: Random.
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 04:40:09 +0000

heading%hermes.mod.uk@relay.mod.uk signs:

>AJRH
>------------------------------------------------------------
>Defence Research Agency, St. Andrews Road, Malvern, Worcs, UK.
>heading@hermes.mod.uk            Work: +44 684 896066
>heading@ccint1.rsre.mod.uk       Home: +44 684 563596
>-- 
>Anthony Heading  (heading@hermes.mod.uk)
>DRA Malvern, UK
>Any opinions expressed are my own and in no way
>represent those of my employer or any other organization.

That's not a signature, that's a fucking ....

hmm, wait a minute, did he say "mod.uk" ?

rsre.mod.uk, in Malvern ?

Oh Shit.

I've just warlorded a department of GCHQ.

Oh Shit.

I think you'd *all* better erase your *entire* News filesystem before MI6,
the CIA and the NSA come breaking your doors down to get this article ...

N.
From: kay@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (k)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Liz takes the lead in th' dicksize war
Date: 9 Oct 1992 23:49:23 GMT
Organization: the institute for applied wedge physics and petrarcosmology
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigwpi.wpi.edu
Keywords: neener[tm]

In article <1992Oct9.190259.3566@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>> liz@banzai.WPI.EDU (Mistress Elizabeth) sputters:
>
>By the way, I can post from about
>30 different machines on campus.
>
>LIZ!@!!@!@
>
>My, what a large ORGAN you have. I can only post from one.....
>
>ps the eagles are ok for 14 yr olds to groove on, but......

...big, bad boys like you prefer real bands...

...like, say, Rush...

k
From: cuz@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (Cousin It)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Paramount Press Release - #233: Rascals
Date: 16 Oct 92 02:49:35 GMT
Organization: Warlorders Ltd.

In rec.arts.startrek.current,rec.arts.startrek.misc rhballan@eos.ncsu.edu (ROBERT HAMI BALLANTINE) writes:

|-- 


| _ __              __         _  _                        
|' )  )     /      /  )       // //           _/_
| /--' ____/__    /--<  __.  // // __.  ____  /  o ____  _
|/  \_(_) /_)    /___/_(_/|_</_</_(_/|_/ / <_<__<_/ / <_</_
|**********************************************************
|*(Obnoxious sig eh?)* rhballan@eos.ncsu.edu **************
|**********************************************************

	Almost passed this over. Then I saw his question. Guess He
knows already, eh. WTFIIWTNC.

 Cousin It                                    cuz@cs.brandeis.edu
    I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't  
         always agree with them    -President George Bush
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord