From: Kev.Ondic@p0.f49.n134.z1.fidonet.org (Kev Ondic)
Newsgroups: k12.chat.senior
Subject: Fast enough 4 U?
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 92 16:10:06 PDT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:134/49.0 - The Student Exchang, Calgary Alta

 NL> Hi Honey( The usual married gretting),

"What's for supper?"  (the usual husband greeting) ;-)

 NL> by now and the conclusion to that joke. Hopefull the Jays will
 NL> have won the series by the time you received it, but if not  GO
 NL> JAYS!!! Talk about being loyal to ones country, I'm not even
 NL> Canadian.

Yessiree!  Yee Hoo!  Don't worry about your loyalty though, I understand
completely; I'm not much on the US either.  ;-)

 NL> Well part is pro and part is con. The part that is con is were I
 NL> have to visit my snotty little great-cousin whose 15 going on
 NL> 30. Bugs the hell out of me. So pretentious, makes me want to
 NL> slap her over the head, but I'm visiting and I have to be nice.
 NL> places.haha!

Hheheh..  Well, I guess SOMEONE has to keep up the typical Brit image,
right?  I know, doncha just hate having to be nice?  Try an anonymous note
next time, that should relieve the stress. heheheh

 NL> Well, I can't quite feel guilty yet, cause I don't know what the
 NL> white padded room is. Say, would $2 Canadian be sufficient, cuz
 NL> that's all I have.<haha> Or have they changed to $2 coins?

You know, the white padded room at the institution!  That's where I've been
for two weeks, getting over that!  (That's why this reply has taken so
long!).  $2?  Hmmm.  Well, okay.  Nope, we still have $2 bills.  Too bad, I
like coins so much better...  Especially the wonderful "jingle" they make;
that sound just makes my day!

 NL> Oh gee, how thoughtful of you, but you shouldn' have, I enjoy
 NL> lying on a mattress full of lice. Actually you might have time

Well why didn't you tell me?!  Geez...  I suppose I can always transfer some
back from the local McDonalds, but it would have saved me a lot of effort!

 NL> come. Hoping for first week in August for 5 days, just before

I dunno if I be here then, but it's just a wee little bit early to know
these things...  Just before school?  Nah, that's a month before school!

 NL> school starts. If you came with in the next 6 months, you'd
 NL> probably have to share the spare with me, haha,<don't get too
 NL> excited, it's only a dream that you've dreamt before> Sorry if

Well, I guess if I have to, then I have to, eh?  heheh.  I guess I could
bring myself to do something like that.  ;-)  Something that I've dreampt?
HEY!  Just because I have a rubber woman that looks like you, and just
because her name HAPPENS to Norma, doesn't mean I dream about you!  And all
those photos of you plastered over my room are merely coincidental!  So HA!

 NL> that didn't quite make sense, it's late here, anyhow back to
 NL> why, we are redoing the house (yes, just for you!), digging out
 NL> cracks, filling them in, and repainting.

Don't worry, I am a very intelligent human being you know (just don't ask
for proof) so I understand you perfectly..  Redoing the house for me?  So I
take it you're building a jail cell or something then? heheh

Actually, through the U there is a SWAP thing (Students Working Abroad
Program) that I was thinking would be pretty cool, but if I did do it, I
probably wouldn't be headed to the US (I'm still recovering from the smog
inhalation of my last visit).  But maybe..  Probably not this year though.
You guys probably have something similar down there.  As a matter of fact
I'm sure of it, 'cuz they said you did. heheh.

 NL> Let's see, is only eating Kraft Dinners for every meal, grounds
 NL> for getting a divorce? Well you'd probably be changing your
 NL> diet a lot more that slightly. You poor under-privileged adult,
 NL> only getting Kraft Dinners for probably years, that you've been
 NL> brain washed, that that's the only thing to eat in this world,
 NL> or just could be that that's all you know how to cook? So who

I eat nothing but Kraft Dinner by choice!  It RULES!!!  I only hope the Bare
Naked Ladies somehow get elected or something, they have vowed to build a
huge mall from Toronto to Vancouver that sells nothing but Kraft Dinner!
(Long Live the Ladies!)

 NL> the heck is Hermy? I fear for asking that question?

Why, he is my sea anemone, of course!  I put him in a jar and take him with
me wherever I go!

 NL> Well I think it made sense. I got an A- on it.

You are amazing!  I spent two days writing an essay and got a B- on it.  But
then again, I personally feel that my prof wouldn't know a good essay if it
came up and bit him in the ass <<to snoopy, censoring moderator:  I am
referring to his mule-like pet, of course!>>, and I'm not alone in thinking
that..  Every English teacher I've ever had before this dweeb thought I had
a little talent anyway..

 NL> So how was your week at school? Mine alright. I have to give a
 NL> speech on Tattooing(ooo, fun stuff). Think I would look good
 NL> with rose just below my shoulder? Look on the pix that I sent
 NL> and tell me. Anyway's My eyelids are about to shut tight so I'll
 NL> end this and let my brain regenerate over the weekend. Bye!

Tattooing?  A speech on tattooing?  Well, I guess you must be going for a
degree in, errrrr, ummm, errrrrr, art(?) then?  Shoot for that challenging
career! heheh.  A rose on your shoulder?  Well, maybe, if you wear a lot of
leather..  How about somewhere else though? heheh.  There a parlor in town
here and it has a sign sayin' "We do not do hand palms or penis's". hahahah.
Just think of the possibilities for that..  "Death Bringer"....  hhahaahhaa

 NL> Your darling Californian<Gotta love me!>,

How could I not love you?

 NL> Norma (A.K.A_________<you fill in>

Ya know, ya really shouldn't do that with someone such as myself.. bwahahah

Hosta!

=-KO->

... Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?  

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