From: nrp@csug3.cs.reading.ac.uk ("Independent direction socks" Neilski)
Newsgroups: alt.guitar.tab
Subject: Re: Monty Python - Bright Side
Date: 25 Jan 93 10:21:07 GMT
Reply-To: nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk
Organization: University of Reading

Dunno about the chords, but here's the words.

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble give a whistle
And this'll make things turn out for the best

And ...

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing

And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's your last chance of the hour

And always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you

And ...
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
Come on Brian
Always look on the bright side of life
Come on cheer up
Always look on the bright side of life
You know you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing
(Always look on the bright side of life)
What have you lost?  Nothing!
(Always look on the bright side of life)
Nothing will come from nothing, you know what they say
(Always look on the bright side of life)
Cheer up you old bugger.  See?
(Always look on the bright side of life)
It's nearly the end of the film
(Always look on the bright side of life)
Incidentally, this record's available in the foyer.  Some of us have got to
live as well you know
(Always look on the bright side of life)
I told them, Bernie I said, they'll never make their money back you know
[fade]

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OR the Simon Mayo/Radio 1 ad-libs:
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Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
Come on Brian
Always look on the bright side of life
Come on cheer up
Always look on the bright side of life
You know you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing
(Always look on the bright side of life)
What have you lost?  Nothing!
(Always look on the bright side of life)
Nothing will come from nothing, you know what they say
(Always look on the bright side of life)
Cheer up you old bugger.  See?
(Always look on the bright side of life)
It's nearly the end of the record.
(Always look on the bright side of life)
All right, so your husband's just decamped with the babysitter
(Always look on the bright side of life)
All right, so your wife's just run off with an Argentinian polo player
(Always look on the bright side of life)
All right, so you're team's losing 15-0 at home to Barnet
(Always look on the bright side of life)
It's not the end of the world is it?
(Always look on the bright side of life)
Moan moan moan, that's all people do these days
(Always look on the bright side of life)
'Specially your old people
If all you're going to do is moan they should take your teeth away
(Always look on the bright side of life)
Now come on Simon/you groovy disk jockey
(Always look on the bright side of life)
Give one of the other singers a chance
(Always look on the bright side of life)
Why don't you put on a nice Cliff Richard record?
[fade]

-- neilski
the ad libs might be wrong

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