HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Gesucht: Sehr korpulente Frau
Date: 2 Oct 92 20:02:10 GMT
Organization: Logic Modeling Inc of Beaverton Oregon

In article <1992Oct1.220517.2097@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>In article <BvGJA9.531.2@cs.cmu.edu> anonymus+768@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu writes:
>>
>>Du:  Ausserordentlich dicke Frau, sehr vollbusig, intelligent, frech, sexy,
>>     schamlos, zeigefreudig,...
>>
>>Ich: Mann, 40,182,100, musisch, kulinarisch, Wasserratte, zaertlich,...
                                               ^^^^^^^^^^^
>>                                                    |
>                                                     |
>Cut it out, Roger.                                   |
                                                      |
	Is this "water-rat-like"? --------------------+

	- Larry "just curious" Huntley

-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | She made champagne out of 7-Up and
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |       cheap wine.  A chemist! 
          Beaverton,  OR          |  - "Earth To Doris" [Was (Not Was)]
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Protean Godstuff)
Subject: Re: A workable definition of annoyance
Summary: NOT BIZARRE -- HOPEFULLY A PREVENTATIVE
Organization: IFA
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 18:46:51 GMT

pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader) writes:
>
>half of that (why rigler, whose posts I usually enjoy, posted more or less
>the same article 5 times I would like to know. I would also like to know why
>there are subtle differences between the versions). This is getting

Hi Paul,

	It was an accident.  My newsreader kept hanging when I tried to
post, because there was a problem with our laser link down to UH campus.
But I didn't know this, so I control-Z out, killed the process, and tried
again.  The same thing happened, so I waited a few hours and tried again
with the same results.  Then, much later, I toyed with the text out of 
boredom, making minor changes, and tried again, and finally gave up.  What 
I didn't realize is that the articles were getting through.

	I'm posting this mesg to hopefully forestall an incoming barrage 
of newbie-quality flames (Ken and Jeff you losers).  I WISH I had problems
like Rigler posting something accidentally six times.  Get a life people.

	After inadvertently wasting this much of the t.b continuum with 
newbie bait, I must now take a six month hiatus from posting, until I can
cough up something pure.

Rigler
--
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: He/She
Date: 6 Oct 92 16:36:30 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

I was looking through the subject lines of unread articles in
talk.bizarre and when I saw this I thought "Aha! another Gooley
story."

rp -- letdown.
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: "Excellent bouquet! And look! A pubic hair!"
Date: 3 Oct 92 19:09:49 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

You know how you can make a bottle of brandy with a whole apple (or
whatever) inside it the, by putting an empty bottle bottle over an apple
bud, waiting for the apple to grow inside, and then breaking off the
stem and filling the bottle with brandy?

Wouldn't it be great if they did approximately the same thing with cow
testicles?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: <None>
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 12:19:45 GMT

reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:

>BTW, what is the difference between boys and girls, i've just forgotten
>for a moment?

Women preheat the oven before putting the food in.

>Anyway, I mean, should I stick my tongue in her ear first, or shake her
>hand?  Do I ask her how much money she has before or after I ask her
>to marry me?  Actually I'm getting a bit nervous about this red hot
>date and all the big, big sex afterwards.  Would any of you like to
>go out with her and, you know, say nice things about me?  She's really
>nice and is tall with long legs.  I know a joke about that too. Her name
>is Kevin.

Forget about that.  Does she pee standing up or sitting down?

infidel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Love/Hate
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 3 Oct 92 17:03:14 CDT


In article <1992Oct3.044845.22909@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>, aaron@loki (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
> Jeff Carroll (jcarroll@ferris.cray.com) wrote:
> : In article <1aef2mINN1dh@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
> : >In article <annie.0352@canetoad.UUCP> annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie) writes:
> : >*	I hate my job
> : >*	My job I hate
> : >*	If things don't change, I'll
> : >
> : >Masturbate?
> : >Defenstrate?
> : >Titrate (those nitrates)?
> : >Celebrate?
> : 
> : fornicate.
> 
> Mediate?
> Try not to hate?
> 


parambulate
gesticulate
hallucinate
gastriculate

articulate
masticulate
appreciate
negotiate

never thought i'd see the day when inxs was considered "golden oldies"

Jeff Carroll
carroll@lemon.cray.com
"The dice of God are always loaded." - R. W. Emerson
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: drug proponent illiteracy as a measure of drug use effects
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 17:39:03 GMT

Kent's quotes deleted.

I would like to go on record as promoting the legalization
of recreational drugs. I would further encourage the illiterate
use of said drugs with the hope that society as we know it is
destroyed. I would also like to nominate the eminent Mr. Dolan
as my favourite member of the now defunct Monkees(tm). If 
marijuana is so terribly dangerous to our sanity and health
then I suggest it be distributed freely on street corners and
in public schools.

Otherwise fuck off Kent.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:32163 rec.motorcycles:33940
From: flagg@blind-lemon.cs.unlv.edu (Scott Cunningham)
Subject: Re: Frightening Halloween ideas wanted
Organization: UNLV
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 92 03:08:28 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.172854.6162@news.ysu.edu> ag349@yfn.ysu.edu (David S.  
McMeans) writes:
 "
 "
 "Greetings,
 "
 "  I've been assigned to oversee a 'room' in a community haunted house
 "this year, and I want to make it very frightening.  The problem is I have

Blah..Blah..Blah..

 "Yr humble net neighbor,
 "
 "David S McMeans
 "-- 
 "David S McMeans
 "Youngstown Free-Net: ag349@yfn.ysu.edu
 "The Best Place To Reach Me: david@array.fibg.wpafb.af.mil

How about a real mutilated body.  You can usually trick small children into  
coming with you if you mention New Kids on The Block, or better yet, get the  
New Kids on The Block!  Yea, thats it then cut 'em up real bad and leave them  
lying around.

But seriously, one of the best gags you can do is introduce a willing volunteer  
to infiltrate and go through with the group.  Yucking it up and talking with as  
many people as he can.  Then near the end he becomes a victem or monster which  
ever you like best.  Example:

	Rounding yet another corner the group comes upon a coffin, expectedly  
the coffin opens to reveal a vampire.  The vampire says he is going to entrance  
you and then thrusts out a hand drawing forth a hapless victem with a glassy  
stare.  He kills the victem with lots of blood and screaming, then turns toward  
the group for dessert.  The best aplication of this was a house in Connecticut  
where a frat introduced THREE infiltrators who got us all looking at each other  
with a suspicious eye near the end.

________________________________________________________________________
Scott Cunningham \ We're the NSA                                        \
Username: flagg  \ So your the ones I hear on the other end of my phone \
                 \ No, that's the FBI                                   \
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From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Bush's Debate Demands
Date: 1 Oct 92 05:25:00 GMT




	 Top Ten Debate Conditions Demanded by President Bush


10. Bush, shirts; Clinton, skins.

9. After Bush speaks, mediator must add, "He's right, you know."

8. Swimsuit competition counts for at least 30%.

7. After debate, Clinton can't do "Arsenio" for two weeks.

6. At all times, Clinton must be referred to as "Mule Boy."

5. No questions about the last four years.

4. Adopt "Family Feud" format.

3. Bush gets fancy cedar podium; Clinton, a paper hat and milk crate.

2. Clinton must be dressed in full hillbilly regalia.

1. Answers must be in the form of a question.






with credit going to mikeli@microsoft.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 05:49:00 GMT

>>> Hair! Hair is all there is!
>>Blair!  Blair, gimme a kizz!
Where? There? Right on the lips?

>>"You cannot just grab a penis and make it erect." 
>
>If at first you don't succeed...
The thirst is my need...

>				--Blair
>				  "*Suck*, don't *blow*."
                                   *Duck*, you *ho!*


Ratboy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: A simple question
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 23:31:57 GMT


jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:

>   In <1992Sep21.160439.8942@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>   >Something's been bothering me lately. What's the rudest word you know?
>
>   >Ace
>
>   No, that's not it.

*plonck*
--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel)
Subject: Zen and the Art of Lamaze Coaching
Originator: jecoleb@c00083-100lez.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
Organization: The Ghost Of Christmas Past Society
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 09:33:59 GMT


 I'm beginning to think there's something being pumped into the water
supplies of America lately, because all of a sudden the women around
me are conceiving like mad...

 My cousin just found out she's expecting her third child, my best friend
from high school called me to say that SHE'S noticeably late on her
period, and a close friend here is helping his roomie and another friend
deal with THEIR pregnancies, all having been discovered within 3 weeks
of each other.

 Neither my friend nor myself are the father in any of these cases, but it
looks like we're going to get to play moral-supporter for those that come
to term.  Given the fact that my entire experience with Lamaze is the classic
Bill Cosby comedy routine, the apprehension level's getting a bit high.

 Another kibitzer has commented that's a parallel phenomenon to the dreaded
Deadly Sperm Buildup theory; in long-term cases, the unused cells begin to 
come out through the pores and float through the air to those whom the person 
hangs around a lot.

 Dunno if that's true or not, but--just to be on the safe side--I'm getting
myself laminated next week.  Don't want to take any chances on who I might
run into... a walk through campus might end up in half a dozen paternity suits.
-- 
----------jeff the wonder llama, jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu

------"I am a penis. Worship me."--lead singer of rock band Bicycle Face,
     vainly attempting to gain attention of the crowd at the Cat's Cradle 
     in Chapel Hill, while opening for Mojo Nixon & The Toad Liquors
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Threes")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CaneToad I Love You Utterly And Unto Distraction
Date: 2 Oct 92 16:31:49 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: dmccart@gomez.intel.com's message of 30 Sep 92 02:36:44 GMT

In article <BvDDx9.HJ2@inews.Intel.COM> dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy) writes:
>	   First time I read that, it said 
>	   a FREE PINT OF PISS

Yesterday my roommate Jake was cooking dinner for me and Ken and himself
and some woman person he had brought home, and he asked if I wanted
anything to drink.  Without thinking, I said, ``Iced cow piss, please.''

No, there's no FUCKING punch line.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: computer help desks
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 06:17:37 GMT


sit behind desk.

read news.

answer stupid question.

lather, rinse, repeat.
lather, rinse, rep--

user comes up to desk.

is holding something in hands.

macintosh hard drive.

disk is exposed.

"Um, excuse me, I think something's wrong with this hard drive
from the computer I'm using..."


M.
thank GOD it was only a joke

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@Quotron.COM (Greg "Maddog" Knauss)
Subject: Rictus Hep finally catches the "Jeremy" video
Organization: Quotron System, Inc.
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 21:52:24 GMT

"When did Dennis Quaid start singing for Pearl Jam?"
--
 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Greg "Maddog" Knauss               "Aieee!"              greg@duke.quotron.com
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From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I'm having a gooley moment
Date: 2 Oct 1992 21:37:50 GMT
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
I bought the ALTERN-8 ep "infiltr-8 america".  I'm listening 
to a sampled voice saying "move my body".  But the voice has 
an accent.  So I'm hearing, over and over:

	morph my body
	morph my body
	morph my body
	morph my body

---
c j silverio
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: great lies
Date: 7 Oct 1992 02:46:44 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1alvhbINN6d4@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>15. Just one glass of wine with dinner, officer.
>16. L.A., What a great place
>17. No mom, I'm not on drugs.
>18. Of course I love you.
>19. Overbudget?  Us?
>20. Hey, we should heve lunch.
>21. It won't hurt, believe me.
>22. I won't cum in your mouth.
>23. This is not a blatant rip-off and no one in this froup will recognize it.

Oh yeaH?

24. And I wrote this song. LL Cool J came over to my house one day and he
said hey, that sounds good.



-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202    
From: Phil.Hodges@f601.n105.z1.therose.pdx.com (Phil Hodges)
Sender: postmaster@therose.pdx.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Aiieee!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Thu, 17 Sep 1992 03:05:16 -0700

  I love it! Utter and complete nonsense! A whole national message base
devoted to absolute gibberish! This is the spice of life...! I only
got about 30 messages in my mail, so I don't have a real good idea of
what exactly is talked about here. Maybe this belongs in something like
alt.philosophy...?

  Traditional ideas of reality are delusions which we spend substantial
parts of our daily lives shoring up, even at the considerable risk of
trying to force facts to fit our definition of reality, instead of vice
versa. And the most dangerous delusion of all is that there is only one
reality. What there are, in fact, are many different versions of reality,
some of which are contradictory, but all of which are the results of
communication and not reflections of eternal, objective truths.

  Unfortunately, it's 3 am and I'm too tired at present to get creative!
I'll be back..!

___
 X SLMR 2.1a X Fact: There are n+1 zucchinis in the universe.

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:32116 rec.motorcycles:33865
From: datasbld@bnr.ca (Datasbuild)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: Stat du jour
Date: 29 Sep 92 17:12:07 GMT
Organization: BNR Europe Ltd, Maidenhead, UK
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Jim Small (dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil) wrote:
: In article <1992Sep25.123223.29606@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Code-03 LCDR Michael E. Dobson) writes:
: >In article <HcNgRB1w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew sniggers:
: >>1% of British men, while making love, fantasize about their wife being
: >>responsive.
: >>
: >The other 99% wouldn't know what to do with a responsive wife if they had
: >one.
: 
: -- 
: I hate the 3B2
: The 3B2 can bite me.

I think I'll ignore this.


Nick (the responsive Biker)    MAG 73516   DoD 1069  Concise Oxford


M'Lud.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: SAT worship
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 06:16:15 GMT



SAT scores so amazingly unfuckingimpressive that they had to retool the
whole thing because i was screwing up the average.

you know they DO curve SAT scores, don't you?

be unique.  DON'T do astonishingly well on SATs, go to college anyway.

BoB
teCh
there was a 6 in it somewhere

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: The Printer
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 03:43:56 EDT
Organization: The Candy Apple Reds

In article <9209300053.AA03823@trystero.art.com> joe@trystero.art.com writes:
>In article <1992Sep27.054406.22732@cs.cornell.edu>, csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
>|> She sat on the table, placidly humming.  Her name was Libel, and she
>|> was a QMS PS-2200 laser printer. 
>
>This is one of the best names for a printer I've ever 
>heard.  Almost as good as treekiller.   I think I'll rename
>ours.
>
>``Use  lp -dlibel  to use the LN03, -dslander for the
>LaserWriter, or -dpropaganda for the Panasonic.''  
>
>Our printers have boring names.  Most of the stuff on our 
>network is either named after a Star Wars character or something
>even more unimaginative.
>
>I did manage to get all the X terminals named after fascist / 
>communist dictators, though.

Back in July, someone here at the University of Michigan's Computer Aided
Engineering Network decided to name a bunch of Suns in a new lab after
missiles.  (scud, sagger, patriot, minuteman, etc.)  Two weeks
later, after some PC weenie complained, they were given less violent
names.  (antithesis, anathema, inversion, exemplum...)

I'm still trying to persuade them to give a bunch of machines the NATO
code names for Soviet fighters.  

ljd
farmer, fencer, fiddler, firebar, fishbed, fishpot, fitter, flagon,
flanker, flipper, flogger, forger, foxbat, foxhound, freehand, fresco,
freestyle, frogfoot, fulcrum
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: "Chopper" Loyola on the Dan Quayle/"Murphy Brown" flap
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 18:43:30 GMT

"It's only a fucking TV show.  Of course the character shouldn't have a
kid out of wedlock, but would Danny Boy be happier if she'd had it aborted?"

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
From: operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: who?
Date: 27 Sep 92 02:35:49 GMT
Reply-To: operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology

I am aware of the fact that im trewading on thin ice

it really exciutes me. it helps me wihen i try to picture you clearly

dont try to picture me you dont want to.
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: DATE CALCS (mon - sun)
Date: 2 Oct 92 00:55:26 GMT
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Jeff Carroll (jcarroll@ferris.cray.com) wrote:
> dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy) writes:

>> 	Were there even remotely interesting at one time?  I forgot.
> Is faintest purpose shred of now? doubt we.
> Does at any all clue to have? hell no.

Qualifies this a cascade as?  Not hope.


--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
Sound like Yoda think you?  AS IF!
From: fj05+@andrew.cmu.edu (Faisal Nameer Jawdat)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RACIST
Date: 29 Sep 92 22:44:11 GMT
Organization: Sophomore, Physics, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

and if you couldn't figure it out - I don't hate Israel - it was an
example for the sake of example

cool place - the govenment makes some annoying decisions, but it
deserves to be there at this point just as much as any of its
neighbors
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Re: triade to roger carrasso, idiot
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 02:44:35 GMT

In article <1992Oct3.184012.4511@desire.wright.edu> dhoward@desire.wright.edu (sparky-desire) writes:
>> ...carasso
 [huge post about economics and politics throughout the years deleted...]

 Hey, I know I just started posting here, but is an article like this approp-
riate? Shouldn't sparky at least mention plaid cows for no apparent reason at
some point during his post? :)


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: flagg@blind-lemon.cs.unlv.edu (Scott Cunningham)
Subject: Re: TEEN TALK BARBIE
Organization: UNLV
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 92 02:58:25 GMT

In article <schnitzi.718383698@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark  
Schnitzius) writes:
 "flagg@blind-lemon.cs.unlv.edu (Scott Cunningham) writes:
 "
 "> "One of the messages is "Math classes
 "> "are hard."  The other messages are supposed to pertain to hair and
 "> "shopping.
 "
 ">Rush Limbaugh had one on the show, couldn't get it to say anything about  
math  
 ">but it did say it loved Rush...
 "
 "The man, the group, or the drug?
 "
 "infidel
 "
 "Panama!

Yea, those too!
--

________________________________________________________________________
Scott Cunningham \ We're the NSA                                        \
Username: flagg  \ So your the ones I hear on the other end of my phone \
                 \ No, that's the FBI                                   \
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From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: <None>
Date: 6 Oct 92 14:33:25 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620


$5 to the first person who sends me a DECENT Jive-talk program in Fortran
for converting text files.

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Fanning the Flames of Hate
Summary: He had absolutely no idea what he was doing
Organization: House of Good Tidings and Stuff
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 21:09:01 EDT


Cascades are stupid (don't you dare).


handel "no apologies" low
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Re: "Excellent bouquet! And look! A pubic hair!"
Organization: Logic Modelling Inc of Beaverton Oregon
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 20:09:27 GMT

In article <Oct.3.15.09.49.1992.13588@math.rutgers.edu> jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel) writes:


    I nominate this as the subject line of the week (5 October, 1992.)

    - Larry "Rictus Hep visits a winery for a quick tasting" Huntley
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | She made champagne out of 7-Up and
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |       cheap wine.  A chemist! 
          Beaverton,  OR          |  - "Earth To Doris" [Was (Not Was)]