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From: jota@tutor.inesc.pt (Joao Pedro Martins)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: some Soviet emigre restaurant jokes
Date: 22 Dec 92 23:13:30 GMT
Reply-To: jota@iguana.inesc.pt
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA. PORTUGAL.

In article <494@ub-tky.UBSPD.CO.JP>, tobac@ub-tky.UBSPD.CO.JP (Bach Frederic) writes:
|> In article <168C414921.HAUGLAND@NUACVM.ACNS.NWU.EDU> HAUGLAND@NUACVM.ACNS.NWU.EDU (Laurie Haugland) writes:
|> 
|> >>>Bcvavbaf ner abg gubfr bs rzcyblre, pyvragf, be pyvrag'f phfgbzref.
|> >>
|> >>>Curt
|> >>
|> >>Monolingualism is curable.
|> >>
|> >Qu'est-ce qu'il veut dire? :-).
|>  
|> 
|> hitotsu dake no kokugo o shabereru to, kore wa, naoseru byoki to iitai to
|> omoimasu.

	POIS, MAS NOS POR CA' E' MAIS BOLOS, ESPECIALMENTE PASTEIS DE BELEM !


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 "cover my face while the animals cry [...],	
  cover my face while the animals die !" (The Cure)
From: csh@newt.phys.unsw.edu.au (Chris Heath)
Subject: Re: baby jokes if u please.
Reply-To: csh@newt.phys.unsw.edu.au (Chris Heath)
Organization: University of NSW
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 23:49:25 GMT


--

In article <1992Dec22.233649.9975@oakhill.sps.mot.com>, bradj@oakhill.sps.mot.com (Brad R. Johnson) writes:
|>
|>>What's worse than nailing a baby to the wall?
|>>Ripping it down!
|>
|>A little more deranged:
|>
|>What's more fun than nailing a baby to a tree?
|>Ripping it down!

Maybe that should be chopping it down:-)

How about...

How many babies can you fit in a blender at once?
Not enough!

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From: sjmetz@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Steven J Metz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: RE: funny names
Date: 28 Dec 1992 04:57:01 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4
Originator: sjmetz@csd4.csd.uwm.edu

On this recent name bit...

I was at our company Christmas party, and was fairly torqued when I was 
introduced to an engineer from a different division.

		"Hello, My name is Dick Whackter, nice to meet you."


It took all of the maturity left in my beer saturated body to refrain from 
laughing...
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: A10377@waccvm.corp.mot.com (Michael Duke)
Subject: re: test
Organization: Motorola
Date: 31 Dec 1992 13:14:47 MST

------------------------- Original Article -------------------------

rpaulos@pmeh-po.pmeh.uiowa.edu writes:
>> In article <1992Dec17.102719.13134@bsu-ucs> 01jmbrown@leo.bsuvc.bsu.eu write
>> >In article <1992Dec17.003955.27658@spock.UUCP>, gumby@spock.uucp (Dany Rich
>> >> In article <1992Dec11.232428.9398@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> xiaohan@euer.Berk
>> >>>In article <1992Dec7.232807.15638@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Adrew Tw
>> >>>>In article <1992Dec7.225159.15483@spock.UUCP> ramirez@spock.uucp Andreas
>> >>>>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cmeron H
>> >>>>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramd.com (
>> >>>>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
>> >>>>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
>> >>>>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
>> >>>>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
>> >>>>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
>> >>> This is starting to make me snore.
>> >>is this the rec.humor people adore?
>> >Or is it porn,which is hard core.?
>> Let's ask Tipper Gore.
>Or maybe we could ask Dinah Shore.
What about Mary Tyler Moore?
From: mwb@wybbs.mi.org (Michael W. Burden)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: DOES ANYONE REMEMBER?
Date: 22 Dec 92 13:17:19 GMT
Organization: Consultants Connection

In <25148.1065.uupcb@satalink.com> vince.maiocco@satalink.com (Vince Maiocco) writes:

[...]
>Q:  Why is an orange?
>A:  Because motorcycles dont have windshields.

>or:

>Q:  What's the difference between an orange?
>A:  The refrigerator has to be turned off.

Q: Why is a duck?
A: Because one of its legs is shorter.
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From: ryu@husc8.harvard.edu (William Ryu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Is there a FAQ.  I would like ftp site for smilies if possible
Date: 3 Jan 93 22:17:20 GMT


Subject says it all.  Can anyone help me on this?


Will Ryu
husc.harvard.edu
From: kellsworth@pbs.org (Rufus T. Firefly)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: New Pepto-Bismol Ad
Date: 29 Dec 92 13:41:24 EST
Organization: Department of Redundancy Department

In article <3921@mdavcr.mda.ca>, vida@mdavcr.mda.ca (Vida Morkunas) writes:
> So there's this new ad on North-American tv for Pepto-Bismol fast-acting
> formula.  The scene involves a man who is having (ahem) abdominal distress
> during a movie.  He has to leave the movie (and disturb all the people in
> his row) because of it.  Fortunately Pepto-Bismol comes to the rescue.
> The last cut shows the happy couple leaving the movie theatre, and there
> is NOTHING on the movie marquee overhead!!!
> 
> Here's the rec.humor challenge:  what movie did they see?  What would you
> have liked to see on the marquee?  
> 
> How about:  "Logan's Run"?  Any other movie suggestions?

Certainly not that grand epoch of cinemagraphic splendor, "Plan Nine
	From Outer Space"!
From: shankar@sgi.com (Shankar Unni)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Need info on - humor (use of in ads)
Date: 25 Dec 1992 02:02:54 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.
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Barry Gunn (barryg@hplsla.hp.com) wrote:

> I just last night saw an ad for an Oldsmobile with the slogan:
>               "YOU DESERVE SOMETHING BETTER"

Heh. This is the same Oldsmobile which has an ad going "Until now,
most people have thought that imports possess a higher ***level of
engineering*** than domestics"...

Is that something like a "degree of difficulty" in diving? Is the idea
that if the "level of engineering" is higher, they can get equal
credit if they f**k it up anyway?
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From: byu@sys.toronto.edu (Benjamin Yu)
Subject: Request: Blonde Jokes
Organization: University of Toronto
Date: 29 Dec 92 18:14:12 GMT

If someone can send me the file that contains a bunch of blonde jokes
I would really appreciate it!  I believe it was posted here a month or so
ago, but I lost my copy!

Thanks!
Benjamin Yu
byu@sys.toronto.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: lan@edmund.cs.andrews.edu (Khong Poh (Alex) Lan)
Subject: Re: More Far Side
Organization: Andrews University
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 16:04:47 GMT

Can someone send me the blonde jokes that was posted.  I missed out the
last one.  Thanks.

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From: naeem@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Naeem Mohaiemen)
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
	<1992Dec30.204617.21122@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu>
Organization: Oberlin College Computer Science
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 00:56:05 GMT
X-Posted-From: occs.cs.oberlin.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <1992Dec30.204617.21122@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu> davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi) writes:



   In article 92Dec29104546@occs.cs.oberlin.edu, naeem@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Naeem Mohaiemen) writes:
   >   "Lady! Lady!  I have been fingering you for 10 minutes and you
   >   haven't come yet!"
   >-----
   >Although true stories, passing around anecdotes like this "for a laugh"
   >further enhance stereotyping of "foreigner"s as speaking "funny english".
   >
   >Naeem Mohaiemen

   Give me a break.....  Those of us who speak English sound just as stupid in
   the countries of others...  A joke is a joke.  Eh? No problemo (should be "problema")

------
But there is a difference between the scenario where an American tourist
goes abroad and "sounds stupid" to people in India and an Indian immigrant
living in the Bronx who gets called names such as "Ali Baba" as he goes
to work every day.

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From: gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel)
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 15:19:44 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: More Far Side
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Loveland, CO
Newsgroups: rec.humor

The one about the airline pilots:

  "Fred ... FRED!  THAT RED LIGHT IS ON!  WE'RE OUT OF FUEL!  MY GOD,
   WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!  ... Oh ... [click] ... ha, silly me, that was
   just the intercom light ... "

Plus another airline pilot gag:

   The pilot is putting the airline through some violent maneuvers while
   he has a big smile on his face.  Then he settles back down and says
   to the co-pilot:  "OK, your turn now ... "

   The copilot turns on the intercom light:  "Folks, it looks like we're
   in for a little more turbulence ... "

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From: jennrich@kastor.itp.uni-hannover.de (Oliver Jennrich)
Subject: Answering Machine ? please !
Organization: Institut fuer Theoretische Physik, Uni Hannover
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 14:42:05 GMT

Would somebody be so kind and would mail to me the 'answering machine
 messages', which were around here some times ago.

I've LOST them ( killed them :-< )

Thanx
oliver

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From: vlasis@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (vlasis theodore)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Any Good Samaritans out there ?
Date: 27 Dec 92 15:09:36 GMT
Article-I.D.: cybernet.Pa6FwB1w165w
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida

Does anyone have the list of car licence plates ?
I lost it and it was my best download .
Thanks ...

I work in a big insurance company in the MIS dept. and here's some
actual car accident statements I've seen in claims forms.

"The pedestrian didn't know were to go, so I run him over. "

"I pull in the wrong driveway and I crashed on tree I dont have !"

"I was pulling over and after I glanced at my mother-in-law I hit the
 cement embarkment ."

"The truck backed up through the windshield ,into my wife's face. "

"The slow moving old man had a sad expression on his face,
 when I saw him flying over my hood."

"The accident was caused by a small car driven by a small driver with
 a big mouth. "

.. I will post them as they come .

vlasis
No sig at this point. Remain tuned.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jd@dickens.com (Joseph A Dudar)
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 16:27:33 GMT
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Dec31.162321.15223@dickens.com> jd@dickens.com (Joseph A Dudar) writes:
>In article <NAEEM.92Dec30195605@occs.cs.oberlin.edu> naeem@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Naeem Mohaiemen) writes:
>>But there is a difference between the scenario where an American tourist
blah blah blah
>Try some research into primate behavior.  Introduce new members to any well
blah blah blah


So now I flame myself, having earned it...

Shut the hell up!  This is bloody R DOT H!  Get a sense of humor!
Jeez, I can't believe I got suckered into an intellectual diatribe.  Help me,
somebody.  Post a damn joke already.

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Xref: sparky rec.humor:37114 alt.sex:40360
From: yxl5388@ultb.isc.rit.edu (Fractalman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.sex
Subject: Re: Adult Smilies
Date: 29 Dec 92 14:46:16 GMT
Organization: Imperial Klingon Fleet
Originator: yxl5388@ultb


What about the simple..

 :-   male

 >-   female


=Fractalman
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Kyle W Strohm <kstrohm@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
Subject: answering machines
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 05:29:37 GMT
X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11]

People keep posting and asking for a list of answering machine messages but I have never seen a list posted.  I guess I just keep missing the list so guess what, (read this in little whiney voice)....could somebody mail me the list....pleeeeeaase.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: viking@iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson)
Subject: Re: DOES ANYONE REMEMBER?
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 05:14:42 GMT

intgrec@lims02.lerc.nasa.gov (CHRIS GREB) writes:

>I've heard a similar joke, only it was two elephants and when the first 
>asked for the soap, the second replied "No soap, radio" (that's the 
>"punchline")

>We still get a pretty good laugh out of the punchline.  It's sort of become 
>an inside joke with myself and my friends from school.

	Inside joke my garbonzo's -- it was a TV show for a few weeks.

<stirring Yukon scene of a trapper paddling a canoe>
Yukon Dan -- he was a big man
He never bathed
and he never shaved
and he wore a stupid hat.

	The scene then has a periscope breach the surface of this fine
Yukon lake, and we cut to inside a japanese submarine.  Suffice to say,
Yukon Dan's canoe was blown up, and this was one of the most hilarious
shows produced at the time.  Naturally, it's lost forever.

< Dan Sorenson, DoD #1066 z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu viking@iastate.edu >
<  ISU only censors what I read, not what I say.  Don't blame them.  >
<  "This isn't an answer, it's a pagan dance around a midnight fire  >
<   written in intellectual runes." -- Rich Young                    >


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From: jagrizza@uncc.edu (James A Grizzard)
Subject: Re: >> Other ways to say vomit..
Reply-To: jagrizza@uncc.edu
Organization: University of NC at Charlotte
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 17:29:32 GMT

In article 724991554@vipunen.hut.fi, hhelanto@vipunen.hut.fi (Henri R Helanto) writes:
>In <2B30BFA0.5741@deneva.sdd.trw.com> kieffer@spf.trw.com (Robert Kieffer) writes:
>
>>In article <9235010.3928@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU> sead@mundoe.maths.mu.OZ.AU  
>>(Sead Mujushi) writes:
>>> In article <jonathan.724311093@author.ecn.purdue.edu>  
>>jonathan@author.ecn.purdue.edu (Jonathan L Neuenschwander) writes:
>>> >markc@compnews.co.uk (Mark Cooper) writes:
>>> >>One culled from a Mike Harding song about Australia...
>>> >>Going for a groan down the white telephone...
>>> >Did anyone say spewing?
>>> >Then there's:
>>> >Bazooka barf (particulary nasty.  :-)
>>> >Roaring the rude arc.
>>> >
>>> >Jonathan
>>> 
>>> It might have been already posted but how about ...
>>> 
>>> Crying Ruth (think about it 8^)
>>>                                ,,,
>>"Jet scream"... my college nickname.
>
>	A couple of terms I and a couple of my friends use...
>
>	"Speaking norwegian" (no offense to norwegians intended!)
>
>	"Talking to porcelain telephone"

"technicolor belch"

"praying to the porcelain goddess"

								-WW

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From: dc@ais.org (David Daniels)
Subject: Re: BABY man page (request)
Organization: UMCC
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 05:58:04 GMT


Does anyone have any othe man pages? 
I saw one on sex quite some time ago... 
I'd appreciate it if someone could e-mail or post it/them. 

Thx

dc@ais.org

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From: paul@hsh.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: New Pepto-Bismol Ad
Date: 29 Dec 92 20:48:15 GMT
Organization: HSH Associates

In article <schumach.725652966@convex.convex.com>, schumach@convex.com (Richard A. Schumacher) writes:
>>>So there's this new ad on North-American tv for Pepto-Bismol fast-acting
>>>formula.  The scene involves a man who is having (ahem) abdominal distress
>>>during a movie.  He has to leave the movie (and disturb all the people in
>>>his row) because of it.  Fortunately Pepto-Bismol comes to the rescue.
>>>The last cut shows the happy couple leaving the movie theatre, and there
>>>is NOTHING on the movie marquee overhead!!!
>>>Here's the rec.humor challenge:  what movie did they see?  What would you
>>>have liked to see on the marquee?  
>>>How about:  "Logan's Run"?  Any other movie suggestions?
> 
>>"Silent and Deadly".
>>And someone is going to mention "The Black Hole" so it might as well
> 
> "Silent Running" 
> "Run Silent, Run Deep"
> "See You Next Wednesday"
> "Bringing Up Baby"
> "48 Hours"

"Gone With The Wind"     (oh, what a giveaway!)
"The Music Man"          (bleeargh)

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From: 00bwanderson@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
Date: 31 Dec 92 04:25:05 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <NAEEM.92Dec30195605@occs.cs.oberlin.edu>, naeem@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Naeem Mohaiemen) writes:
> In article <1992Dec30.204617.21122@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu> davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi) writes:
> 
> 
> 
>    In article 92Dec29104546@occs.cs.oberlin.edu, naeem@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Naeem Mohaiemen) writes:
>    >   "Lady! Lady!  I have been fingering you for 10 minutes and you
>    >   haven't come yet!"
>    >-----
>    >Although true stories, passing around anecdotes like this "for a laugh"
>    >further enhance stereotyping of "foreigner"s as speaking "funny english".
>    >
>    >Naeem Mohaiemen
> 
>    Give me a break.....  Those of us who speak English sound just as stupid in
>    the countries of others...  A joke is a joke.  Eh? No problemo (should be "problema")
> 
> ------
> But there is a difference between the scenario where an American tourist
> goes abroad and "sounds stupid" to people in India and an Indian immigrant
> living in the Bronx who gets called names such as "Ali Baba" as he goes
> to work every day.
> 

OK, I'll grant you that's a point.  Mind you I don't know of any Indians here
at BSU who get called Ali Baba, but it's a point.  And as an Asian, you would
be offended by the name "Gook".  I understand that too.  Such names are
insensitive and offensive indeed.

However, I can detect nothing offensive (except, as I've said, to the sexually
prudish) in this story.  It was not posted with malicious intent (else he would
have posted the nationality of the guy who made the funny statement), so let it
rest.  This group has seen its share of flames about this, and god knows why
I'm involving myself in this one, but here I am.

Just lighten up a little, ok?  If you're going to keep this up, leave off
reading rec.humor...it's obviously not for you.

Bruce
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From: barryg@hplsla.hp.com (Barry Gunn)
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 16:42:27 GMT
Subject: Re: Christmas riddle
Organization: HP Lake Stevens, WA
Newsgroups: rec.humor

>What's the perfect Christmas gift for the man who has everything ???
>What's the perfect Christmas gift for the woman who has everything ???
>
>HO, HO, HO
>----------
How about someplace to put it?
BG
From: wright@duca.hi.com (David Wright)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
Date: 31 Dec 1992 13:19:41 -0000
Organization: Hitachi Computer Products, OSSD division
NNTP-Posting-Host: duca.hi.com

In article <NAEEM.92Dec30194521@occs.cs.oberlin.edu> naeem@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Naeem Mohaiemen) writes:
> 
>In New Jersey, there is a gang of white skinheads who specifically formed
>to attack Indians in the area. They call themselves the "Dotbusters"
>(after the dot Indian women wear as ritualistic make-up on their foreheads).
>The have killed Indians in the area. One of their heroes is a band called
>Stormtroopers Of Destruction (SOD), because of a song called "Speak English
>or Die". Here is an excerpt:
>
>"What is that dot on your forehead for?
> Does it help you to see?
> Speak English or die"
>

Actually, the group is "Stormtroopers of Death".  It is no longer in
existence, though I think some of the members went on to form other
famous metal bands (including Anthrax, maybe?)  I'm chagrined to say I
bought it a while back.  It's terrible.  (I hate thrash metal.)

OBJ:
          "Help!  I can't swim!"
          "Why not?"
          "I'm not in the water!"

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     wright@hicomb.hi.com

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From: jlwilson@bellahs.com (JAMES L WILSON RD)
Subject: Re: LIMERICKS 
Organization: Bell Atlantic Healthcare Systems
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 00:29:37 GMT



There was a young lady from Reno
Who lost all her dough playing keno
So she laid on her back
And opened her crack
And now she owns the casino
From: drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu (David Gutierrez)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A statue for Bush
Date: 31 Dec 1992 22:05:06 GMT
Organization: Univ. Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center

In article <1992Dec31.125817.2078@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>
jgrape@coos.dartmouth.edu (Johan A. Grape) writes:
>This was originally about Reagan, someone copied in Clinton etc.
>
>Now we have it for Bush.

When this came around a couple of months ago, I believe someone said they'd
seen it 20 or 30 years ago, about some other president.

>So - who's numb?
>
>-Pinot Noir

You tell me.

David Gutierrez
drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu

"Only fools are positive." - Moe Howard

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