From: aq0@engr.uark.edu (Amer Qureshi)
Subject: Re: Fitter ki Dictionary
Keywords: fitter
Organization: University of Arkansas
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 04:50:34 GMT

aq0@engr.uark.edu (Amer Qureshi) writes:

>mirza@sce.carleton.ca (Murad A. Mirza) writes:
>
>>assalam alaikum
>>
>>	tumhi reikhtay kay ustad nahi ho mirza
>>	kehtay hain aaglay zamanay mein koi amer bhi tha
>
>        sirjee, isi zmanay me hei
>
>>
>>open to interpretations and additions
>>
>>Fit - 1)singular of feet; 2)    when a mashriqi father sees his daughter
>>				with a boyfriend he goes into a Fit 
>
>    well even when a mashriqi girlfriend sees his boyfriend with another
>    not so mashriqi girl, she can enter the same situation of fit..
>    can also replace mashriqi girlfriend 
>    with a mashriqi boyfriend
>    with a mashriqi brother, rest of the sentence should remain same.
>
>
>>
>>FitNess - female of LochNess monster
>    
>           female of fitter,
>>
>
>
>>Fitter - title recieved after passing 5th level from Fitters Academy
>
>   title given to someone who is good at fittings (all types).
>
>
>          title given to someone who does lots of fittings,
>                                 who gets out of all situations by fitting golis.
>
>          
>>FitterKata - practice or repetition of words from this dictionary
>>
>>FitaeMoun - term used by customs officers at Karachi airport to greet
>>	    lightly loaded passengers
>
>            also this term is used by girls b/w 11.00 AM to 3.00 PM, outside
>            colleges, bus stops, bohri bazar (Karachi) when they are going
>            back home from college.
>
>>
>>FitBal - A healthy looking hair
>
>          a word that is used in PUNJAB for "foot ball"..
>
>>
>>Fitting - Bad word (censored)
>
>           something which is done by the fitter.
>
>>
>>CurriculumFitae - bad resume
>
> e.g. you are BA, BCom, Inter Arts, Matric or already married and wants
>      to marry a GREEN CARD or CITIZEN, and you want her to buy your
>      Amrika ka ticket and than set you up in Amrika, with the above
>      mentioned Curriculum Vitae you are really a CurriculumFitae
>
>
>>FitGerald - an extension to Gerald Ford's name after his Bypass operation
>>
>oc.culture.apkistan
>FitNa - 1) used in punjabi as follows: are you 'Fit'? answer 'Na'
>> or Nah 2) used in english as: are you 'Fit'? answer 'Nah'
>
>       another word that describes "Amer Qureshi", "Jasffery"
>       "Syed Faurqan Haider" , "Kamrana Zaheer" 
>             and many others on SCP & SCI
>        (add names yourself).
>
>>
>>FitFat - term used for politicians who are also feudal lords
>>
>          term used for someones dad's income if he is in Income Tax,
>          custom, irrigation, PWD, WAPDA etc.
>
>          also used for a well to do "SUSRAL",
>          also used for a "fit" and a "fat" person like our phelwans
>          and Japanese wrestlers.
>
>
>>FitakDance - dance performed by people in a Fit
>>
>
>              dance performed by NZ team after playing against Pakistan,
>              also the dance by England team, when the rain came to
>              draw the qualifying round match in which Pak got out for 74
>
>             also dances by Hassan Jahangir, Govinda, Jettendar, Anjuman
>             Mussarat Shahen, Sri Devi etc.
>
>
>>FitalSigns - invented for people who cannot pronounce 'V'
>>
>>GoliFit - no meaning at all (research topic)
>
>           wedding promise, well taken....
>>
>>MisFit - no meaning yet (ongoing research topic)
>>
>
>           talk about wedding, after the promise you made just when you
>           are about to be a fitter with fitNess, after this MisFit talk
>           the FitalSigns are that Fitfat time you were expecting has been
>           wasted and there is no choice other than to perform FitakDance.
>
>           You think during the FitakDance that you are a Fit-e-Maun that
>           the Golifit was really a Misfit (ongoing research topic).
>
>
>
>>more later open to additions (amer qureshi if you are reading please
>>lighten or enlighten us further)
>>
>>Murad Mirza.
>>
>>
>   
>Amer Qureshi. [Dono Jahan teri mahubat mein har ker
>                      wo jaa raha hei koi shab-e-ghum guzar kay]
>
>
>
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