HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: 9-9-92 "B.C."
Date: 14 Sep 92 15:10:28 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <1992Sep10.213247.7625@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana Stern) writes:
>-- 
>/\                Ilana Stern DoD#009  ilana@ncar.ucar.edu 
>  \_][ <--NCAR       Colorado...is totally rectangular.
>      \_Boulder______________________________________________________Kansas__

	See, the U.S. has this feature called the Great Plains.  They are
plains, and boy, are they great!  And flat!  You bet!  Flat, flat, flat!
So flat that there's hardly any elevation difference between, say, Kansas
and Boulder, Colorado (where the Rocky Mountains begin).

	Flat.  Get it?  Flat.

	Next week: Underwater .sigs from Kuaui.
--
Steve Buffum           | Too bad this guy doesn't live close enough to Hunter
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu | S. Thompson.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: That "F**k you all" message
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 12:33:43 GMT

In article <751@harper.UUCP> rmartine@harper.UUCP (Rick Martinez) writes:


********************************************************************************
|If your cup|       Get Well Jerry!      | Richard Martinez aka Electric Knight|
|is full may|                            |   (708) 351-1033: 112 Standish Ln.  |
|it be again| ADDR:uunet!harper!rmartine |      Schaumburg, Il. 60193-1265     |
********************************************************************************

had to take the > off, cuase the sig is too long, but its still too wide,
so it creates lots of extra dead space that way. Lets see, a dead quote
(madatory on r.m.gd), a get well wish for jerry, avec ! (optional on
r.m.gd) a nickname, a home phone #.....9.875

-rob


Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: jac@doe.carleton.ca (James A. Cherry)
Subject: Re: Who is Kevin Darcy & why hate him so?
Followup-To: alt.fan.warlord
Keywords: dumb, stoopid, warlord
Organization: Dept. of Electronics, Carleton University
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 15:42:57 GMT


Saw a couple in alt.flame.  First, we have the fine work of
bis@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (Bis):

>+-----------------------------------+--------------------------------+
>|         /\  /\                    | bip@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu      |
>|  /\  /\/  \/   \      Bip, the    | st901904@pip.cc.brandeis.edu   |
>| / \/ / /\   \/\ \/\   evil flamer | blip@ai.mit.edu                |
>|/   \ /   \  /  \/  \              | bip@BRANDEIS.BISNET            |
>+-----------------------------------+--------------------------------+
>| In case you didn't notice,        | FOR OFFICE USE ONLY            |
>| IMNS hole.                        |                                |
>+-----------------------------------+--------------------------------+

Now THIS man has a complex.  "In case you didn't notice, I am an asshole", I
assume that's supposed to say in the lower-left corner of his mail-order ASCII
box.  "Bip, the evil flamer", in the upper-left corner of said box.  Four
email addresses, in the upper-right corner.  Nice panoramic barphic, too...
looking distinctly tab-damaged, I might add.  Compare:

         /\  /\                              /\  /\
  /\  /\/  \/   \          vs.        /\  /\/  \/  \
 / \/ / /\   \/\ \/\                 /  \/ //\  \/\ \/\
/   \ /   \  /  \/  \               /    \//  \ /  \/  \

"One of these barphics is not like the other..."


Also, osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:

>oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824
>the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh.
>and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational.
>it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.

Broken shift key, I guess.  Makes U of NH sound like a glottal stop:  "Unh!"
You know, the grunting noise you make when...well...whatever.

'"I don't represent...unh!", Oktay grunted, sweat glistening on his furrowed
 brow, as he faced the angry crowd.  Someone had just planted their boot
 squarely in Oktay's midsection, bringing his Vice-Presidential acceptance
 speech crashing to a halt.'  Name that novel, ladies and gentlemen.

My theory is that his real name is Tok Kahis, but he's speaking Pig Latin.
Is it a coincidence that "Oktay Ahiska" is an anagram of, "Oy, a kaka shit"?
I ask you.
--
James A. Cherry                                         "Deal with it, pal!"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton)
ReplyTo: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk
Subject: Re: hello
Distribution: world
X-Mailer: cppnews $Revision: 1.15 $
Organization: Indexed; Access: Random.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 00:23:31 +0000

How can someone with such sound opinions, not to mention a fine taste in
comic anarchy, create such a barfulous signature border ?

>||)) Those who wallow in ignorance      ))) Policemen are numbered in case))|
>||)) must dwell in Limbaugh for a time  ))) they get lost - S. Milligan   ))|
>||))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))|
>||Dave Jones (dj@ekcolor.ssd.kodak.com) | Eastman Kodak Co. Rochester, NY   |

N.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: WARNING - DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 17:45:21 GMT

Somebody just posted 10 or so articles with sig files that he's collected to
rec.humor.  You would think this makes him a budding warlorder, except some
large percentage of them are his own.  I guess that makes him a budding
warlord (or budding goofball).

To see them in nn:
nn -mxX -n/Rink

-- 
Read the header.
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Early impressions of Arizona for 92-93
Date: 9 Sep 92 11:31:38 GMT
Organization: UB

In rec.sport.basketball.college, <56001@olivea.atc.olivetti.com>,  
rsmith@strobe.ATC.Olivetti.Com (Russ Smith) writes:
                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Russ Smith
>*******************************************************************************
>The amount of time spent brushing and flossing your teeth is inversely
>proportional to how recent your last dental appointment was.
>********************************************************************************

I think I'd like to just knock his teeth out, so he won't have to worry
about it any more!

[Just trying to be helpful.  really.]

--jm
meach@big.east.roolz.edu | Miami in the Big East?  There goes the neighborhood!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi64.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: akira
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 14:03:36 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi64.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In alt.cult-movies article <BuGCu7.91u@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, 
ken@uxc.cso.uiuc.edu (Ken Primer) writes:
> -- 
> MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW|Yet another content free      MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW|posting from:
> MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW|ken Primer aka "thingfish"    MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW|ken@uxc.cso.uiuc.edU

That's official membership of the esteemed 143 column club for Kenny there.
Ooops, sorry, that should be thingfish. Is he really so proud of his wanger
looking like a fish? Perhaps it just smells like a fish? Maybe that's why all
those fucking cats are crowding round him. If so, shouldn't his postings
be restricted to alt.sex.bestiality (or better yet dev.null?)

Oh yes, one more thing, where the fuck is edU (sic)?
-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Fuck You All
Date: 11 Sep 92 21:52:38 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy


	This post has generated the greatest warlording!

In article <BuBuDB.2nw@news.larc.nasa.gov> avik@icase.edu (Avik Banerjee) writes:
>            ___ __    _ ______  __
>           /   || |  / /| || | / /
>          / /| || | / / | || |/ /
>         / / | || |/ /  | || |\ \
>        /_/  |_||___/   |_||_| \_\
>  		@icase.edu
>-----------------------------------------------
>|"Only the insane have strength to prosper.   |
>| Only those that prosper judge what is sane."|
>-----------------------------------------------
>
>	

(two blank lines left in tact for perverse aesthetic reasons)

	36-pt. Block Slash Stylyzed Anti-Completion, mixed with regular
USENET to form a fantabulous E-mail address we're not soon to forget!
Can't thank ya enough, Avik, old bean.

	"Only the insane use 36-pt. Block Slash Stylyzed Anti-Completion.
	 Only those that use 36-pt. Block Slash Stylyzed Anti-Completion
		are as insane as Avik Banerjee."

				-- unattributed
--
Steve Buffum           | I'll take famous Meach quotes for $400, Alex.
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: American Joke
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 01:45:19 GMT

lectro@milton.u.washington.edu (Jonathan E. Maier) writes:

>  Jonathan E. Maier             # ## #                lectro@u.washington.edu
> -----------------------------  # ## #  --------------------------------------
>  Weekend Operator             ## ## ##              University of Washington
>  UCS Operations              ##  ##  ##                  Seattle, Washington

This guy is the weekend operator for an Atari?  Talk about a _big_ job!

-- 
Paul Tomblin
I'm still waiting for the Meach to make me do it.
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Mit brugernavn
Keywords: otkjaer
Date: 11 Sep 92 23:12:27 GMT
Organization: B2 nichen

abach@daimi.aau.dk (Andreas Bach Aaen) signs in a silly thread that I'm sorry to have started:

 _        .                  _          .   Internet : abach@daimi.aau.dk
|_| ,_   _| ,_  _   _   _,  |_)  _   _  |_  SnailMail: Vestre Ringgade 226 1tv.
| | | ) ( | |  (-' .-| `-,  | ) .-| ( ` | )                 8000 Aarhus C
" " " " `~' "  `~' `~` `~'  "~' `~` `~' " "                    DENMARK

--
 _        .                  _          .   Internet : abach@daimi.aau.dk
|_| ,_   _| ,_  _   _   _,  |_)  _   _  |_  SnailMail: Vestre Ringgade 226 1tv.
| | | ) ( | |  (-' .-| `-,  | ) .-| ( ` | )                 8000 Aarhus C
" " " " `~' "  `~' `~` `~'  "~' `~` `~' " "                    DENMARK

This is just a taste of things to come - 2/3 of the non-office based
machines are in the hands of newbies. Don't be scared, be very scared.
-- 
Der er nu kun 103 dage til jul...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: guckes@math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes)
Subject: <signature>
Summary: I wish I had made up this sig ----- N O T !
Originator: guckes@medusa
Organization: Free University of Berlin, Germany
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 20:22:06 GMT

sven_hilscher@uranus.zer.sub.org signs:

>              ___,
>            ((__         o
>           ,____)) V E N I
>
>* Ein Computer kann das menschliche Gehirn nicht ersetzen, *
>*     Engstirnigkeit kann unmoeglich simuliert werden.     *

* A sig like this cannot be replaced by a nice signature.   *
*      Email address and name cannot be simulated by BUAFs. *

-- 
Sven@some.other.place | I'm NOT making this up, you know.
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: ML or Miranda (PD)
Date: 7 Sep 92 13:04:38 GMT
Organization: Exile Government of Bramming

jake@diku.dk (Jacob Bay Hansen) writes:

>#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#
>|	jake@freja.diku.dk	|	There is something	|
>#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#	rotten in the state	#
>|     //ONLY	-  Just me and 	|	of Denmark.		|
># \\ // AMIGA	-  my Amiga!!	#		 - Shakespeare	#
>|  \X/	CAN    <= NOT Trashcan! |  (What's he talking about?)	|
>#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#=-=#

What the fuck is the matter with us Danes?

(And yes, Shakespeare was right)
-- 
No News is Bad News
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Who is Kevin Darcy & why hate him so?
Keywords: dumb, stoopid, warlord
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 16:42:11 GMT

In article <jac.716485377@wesley> jac@doe.carleton.ca (James A. Cherry) writes:

>
>Also, osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>
>>oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824
>>the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh.
>>and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational.
>>it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
>


You should have seen oktay's old .sig. Notice how his name is Bart Simps...
er..Oktay Ahiska? Well, his sig used to h ave a big picture of Bart in it.
It caused quite a stir in t.b., including causing many to temporarily
add pictures of bart to their sigs....luckily, this has all long since died
down.

-rob
From: llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Atheism is _not_ a faith! ( was Re: ABORTION)
Date: 4 Sep 92 22:32:01 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

hmmm. just in case you don't think your posts convey the true essence
of your being, or there's not a newsgroup for *everything* you like,
or you just need to display to the net how supercool you are in your
taste in books, music, and food, you can emulate paul moloney 
(pmoloney@maths.tcd.ie), whose sig might be a nice start for his
memoirs:

[this quote left in cause i really really like it]
: Atheism is a faith in so much as thinking that there is no large
: purple pear-flavoured jellybean orbiting Jupiter is a faith.

[:'s removed for effect]

moorcockheathersiainbankshamandcornpizzapjorourkebluesbrothersspikeleepratchett
clive P a u l  M o l o n e y "Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the  rem
james Trinity College,Dublin PMOLONEY%MATHS.TCD.IE@PUCC.PRINCETON.EDU mind." vr
brownbladerunnerorsonscottcardprincewatchmenkatebushbatmanthekillingjoketolkien

okay, so he kept it to 4 lines, but that's negated by the 80 columns,
lack of spaces, and way the address and quote just kinda blend into
the mess.

--
sine nomine      | and what's a bank shaman, anyway?
debbie martinson | sounds like something bush could use...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Subject: Paddies and Micks: a.f.w sterotypes again!
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501
Date: 15 Sep 92 17:15:29 GMT

<193ao8INNt49@huon.itd.adelaide.edu.au> dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au writes:
>
> (can I hear the cyber-sirens of the net.warlord.police? ... honestly officer
>  McSnide .. it's 4 lines if you count the double dash thingie ...)

Here plainly before the court I have yet another case of a.f.w's 
sterotyping of all paddies and micks in traditional ethnic roles, in this case,
as a vicious peace officer.

Those wishing to join the protest group "McCatherine Did It" please meet behind
the east stadium at eleven o'clock for a march and later sit down protest
in the Dean's office. Our eventual goal is to only allow the sterotype of the
NIMrod (Nice Irish Man named Rod) who will do your dishes, helps the kids with
their homework, and who EVERYONE likes and thinks is REAL GRAND GUY while he
stands the background of the action.


"Gosh, that Rod is a real GRAND GUY, isn't he Honey?"

"Yes darling. He's such a POSITIVE ROLE MODEL. Now help me with this cheese
grater on little Kevin's face --he's not quite small enough to fit in the
meat grinder yet, and still kicks a lot."


In a multi-ethnic and cultural forum with the Japanese Students Against
Asians, Swede Power! and other assorted orginizations we have came to the
agreement that the only bad people allowed to appear in the future will
have to do so mutely and behind a screen to hide their skin color, ethnic
background, culture and accent, or preferably remain off screen altogether
to avoid offending anyone of any background anywhere.

The only exception to this will be David Lynch, because he's, like, so arty.

----
George F. McQuary
"We ain't gonna be singing no Danny Boy!" -Black 47 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Lunar/Mars Rover Missions
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 21:51:41 GMT

> szabo@techbook.com (Nick Szabo) signs:
>
>-- 
>szabo@techbook.COM  	  Tuesday, November third  ##  Libertarian  $$  vote
>Tuesday  ^^ Libertarian  --  change  **  choice && November 3rd @@Libertarian 

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? If this kind of incoherence is the libertarian way,
ill vote for someone else. must be the legalized drugz...@@@@@@@@@@@

-rob
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: 9-9-92 "B.C."
Date: 15 Sep 92 20:55:29 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy


	It's deja vu all over again!

In article <1992Sep12.113100.1@gallua.gallaudet.edu> 11srust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust) writes:
>*****************************************************************************
>* Scott A. Rust       *11srust@gallua.gallaudet.edu *  "A stupid person     *   
>* Gallaudet University *****************************     can do anything    *
>* English Department   *This .sig has been shown to *     except think"     *
>* Kendall Green        * cause cancer in laboratory *      -Bob Dobbs, Jr.  *
>* Washington DC 20002  * rats. Use only as directed.*                       * 
>***************************************************************************** 
>                 "Why? Why, because I laugh."
>                                             - Sherwood Anderson

	80 column club for NO BLOODY REASON, absurd number of asterisks replete
with subdivisions, which are even BAD subdivisions, quoting Bob, and not
heeding his OWN WARNING LABEL by using the .sig AT ALL.

	What is it with these deaf people?

--
Steve Buffum           | "Snot!  Snot!  Snot!" -- Frank Burns
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: <signature>
Date: 12 Sep 92 22:40:01 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <Q6X6SPP@math.fu-berlin.de>, guckes@math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes) writes:
>
>And just how many characters does it need to fill a line completely ?

I know! Let's ask the Wise Old Owl!

<walk walk walk>

Wise Old Owl, how many characters does it need to fill a line
completely?

>One . . . two . . . three . . . CHOMP!
>
>Three.


 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (I just wanted the subject line "Re: Signature" to be on the only
post for miles around that has nothing to do with a signature . .
.)
-- 
  "Didn't expect to see me again,         | pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu
eh, Svengali?"                            |  [Not a UCSD employee]
     -- Bugs Bunny                        |
From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: What is BUF? and other questions
Date: 8 Sep 92 19:17:09 GMT
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501

In article <6783@pharaoh.cyborg.bt.co.uk> ian@pharaoh.cyborg.bt.co.uk (Speed Freak) writes:
>
>>In alt.just.talking.about.looking we find this wonderful BUAF:
>
>What is a BUAF ?
>

Remember kids, I as a.f.w's underground librarian, I have these files for
your perusal:

September 1992 Field Guide to a.f.w
===================================

Answers such questions as "What is BUF? What do border problems look like?
What are the most likely places to find warlords?" A cliff notes version of
a.f.w. Why read the group when you can read the summary.  

"a.f.w for the Complete Klutz"
==============================

Answers such questions as "I just saw the same Bart sig with only the 
user name changed posted by seven hundred different people --should I post them
all to a.f.w? What are the main ways to identify bait? Why is this group so
boring during frosh season? What the hell is a warlord anyway?"

House of the Perpetually Warlorded role call
============================================

Excerpted from "Klutz", this is a list of common bait most often posted
by first time warlorders, to a great gnashing of teeth by elders
("Jeezus F*cking Christ, here's Bruce Becker for the seventh straight time
this month!"). Beginners can avoid reinventing the wheel AND see real live
sig offenders in action with just a few simple search tools and this list!



Remember: In a.f.w, we may not want a FAQ, but we can give you the next
best thing. Requests to gmcquary@Ingres.COM, subject:REQUEST, and list the
title of the file(s) in the body.

Generic requests for all files will be ignored as I also have files on the
national debt since 1865 and telescope making --you surely don't want those
too, do you? Requests for my /etc/termcap will be sighed at and ignored.


--
George F. McQuary 
"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: I flame myself
Date: 11 Sep 92 13:44:34 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <1992Sep8.074051.3358@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> s1070627@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au (Brett Paterson) writes:
>     +---------------------------------------------------------------------+
>    / Brett Paterson                  | "Um.. A vow of silence, that's    //
>   / Leongatha 3953.                  |  quite an interesting thing..    //
>  / Victoria, Australia.              |  ..Tell me about it."           //
> / <s1070627@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au>  | -Lord Percy to Lord Whiteadder //
>+---------------------------------------------------------------------+/
> //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
>
>CLAIMER:  The views expressed here are all my employers, and if anything I
>          say offends anyone in anyway, then it is all my employers fault.

	The Ronco Bad Perspective 2.8-dimensional border is bad enough.
Also, he doesn't have DisClaimer, or DatClaimer, just a Claimer.

	But why does this guy work for a bunch of expressed views?  I mean,
if each view expressed is one of his employers, then how does he get paid?

	What is it with these Leongathans?

--
Steve Buffum           | I'll take Famous Meach Quotes for $200, Alex.
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: request for ASC.pic more
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 01:55:42 GMT

[Entire article included, for you signal/noise ratio calculators out there]

ecu04@seq1.keele.ac.uk (S.H. Song) writes:

>Hi!
>Why don't people who posted .PIC keep posting it ?
>I liked them very much! 

>-- 
>       ,-------.                                  . 
>      /_______, ,_,., , ,_,  ___,  ,_, ., , ,_   /_, ,_,
>   ._________/|/_/ /\/ /_/  '---,\/_/|_/\/ /_/  / / /_/
>                  _____,/  -----'     _____,/  From S-H Song
>                 Email: ecu04@uk.ac.keele.seq1 
>                              seq1.keele.ac.uk ( depend on machine )         
> Oliver's law: Experience is somthing you don't get until just after you
>               need it.

What is that font?  I'd say off hand: 
Apostrophe Catastrophe 32pt Italic
(Gotta love the way those single quotes make it almost totally
unreadable - and the bad proportions)

Tomblin's law: BUAFs are something you get and nobody needs it.

-- 
Paul Tomblin
I'm still waiting for the Meach to make me do it.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord