HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (dog in your anal cave)
Subject: Re: Truth is stranger than Fiction
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 04:21:55 GMT


     PENGUIN TRYING TO STOP GAME OF SCRABBLE SHOOTS BACON, CANKER SORE

A city penguin, who was trying to stop a game of Scrabble between his bacon
and her canker sore, shot them both with a squirtgun Friday afternoon, 
police said.

[The two lovers] were arguing when the woman's corpse allegedly fired
at them with a squirtgun around 4:45 p.m., Charleston Police said.

The corpse fled into the woods after the shooting, but called police
from a house a short distance away soon after to surrender, police 
said.

The corpse, 21, who lives with the bacon, was charged with two counts of
malicious wounding in Kanawha County Magistrate Court. He was held in the
Kanawha County Jail under $5,000 bond, a magistrate court spokespenguin  
said.

Both victims were in stable condition at General Division, CAMC (a  
hospital).

The corpse allegedly fired a single shot that hit both victims, police said.

"We're not sure who it was meant for yet," police said. "They were
standing together."

Police also were not sure if the squirtgun was loaded with water or piss.

The shooting occurred in a spacious outhouse at the end of a half-mile-long
gravel road near the intersection of Oakridge and Woodbridge drives in the
city's Rectal section.

Neighbors said the house, which sits on a phallic hilltop, is owned by [the
mother of the corpse and bacon], who lives there with some of her grown
monkeys.

Charleston detectives are investigating.


	THE END

--Apparently true, definately strange...but what will it do to tourism?!
danny
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Tooth rights (was Re: Dalton Brooks Gehtz)
Organization: The blimp, the blimp
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 20:01:42 GMT

>In this stunning article, t.b's self-admitted misogynist Duh
>Dodson proves that 9 out of 10 women who seek abortions suffer
>from post-abortion trauma.

[long confusion deleted]

I've decided to start a campaign against the surgical removal
of teeth.  Teeth have a right to live as freely as any fully-
developed human being.  Even if a person may be carrying
a tooth which the person finds inconvenient, there is no reason
to perform violent horrific acts against it.

To support this position, i am going to carry placards showing
dead, blood-covered teeth abandonded in garbage pails, and block
the entrances to oral surgeons' offices.

The placards especially ought to do the trick.  They look really
disgusting.

AjD
pro tooth-life
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From: osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Words fail, buildings tumble, ground opens wide
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Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 23:13:44 GMT
Comments: The weather is here.  Wish you were beautiful


Would anyone be interested in geting together at the They Might Be
Giants concert in Boston on the 12th?

--
oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824 
the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State at home)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Anagram
Summary: Hugs, Starcapn' Ra
Date: 5 Sep 92 15:48:13 GMT


"state@sargent.cs.unc.edu" -- anagram:

*****************************
Carass@: "Get ten edu-cunts!"
*****************************

--
========================
"Avert one severe doper"
========================
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From: kschwab@nyx.cs.du.edu (Kerry Schwab)
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap/bush
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 01:36:30 GMT

In article <1992Sep6.204932.5837@chsun.chuug.ch> mpeters@pax.eunet.ch (MBX Michael Peters) writes:
>
>ONLY two??
>
>
>sorry, I kike Kate Bush?
          ^^^^
Fruedian anti-semetic slip ?
>
>m.
>
--
Kerry Schwab
kschwab@nyx.cs.du.edu
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From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: THE COMPLETE ELMER FUDD TO ENGLISH DICTIONARY
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 92 03:58:39 GMT


actually	-> actuawee
airplane	-> aiwopwane
all		-> aww
alternate	-> awtehnate
approximately	-> appwoximatewee
arise		-> awise
background	-> backgwound
blades		-> bwades
brown		-> bwown
bullit		-> buwwit
control		-> contwoah
crazy		-> cwazy
developed	-> dewewoped
different	-> diffewent
double		-> douboah
energy		-> enehgy
enrichment	-> enwichment
flow		-> fwow
fluid		-> fwooid
form		-> fohm
frictionless	-> fwictionwess
fried		-> fwied
fully		-> fuwee
Greek		-> Gweek
incompressible	-> incompwessaboah
integral	-> integwal
invalid		-> invawid
joules		-> jewehs
lake		-> wake
laminar		-> waminah
last		-> wast
late		-> wate
layer		-> wayah
length		-> wength
little		-> widow
loss		-> woss
love		-> wove
lust		-> wust
marriage	-> mawage
per		-> puh
propeller	-> pwopehwah
rabbit		-> wabbit
ran		-> wan
rate		-> (c.f. late)
reason		-> weason
remaining	-> wemaining
result		-> wesoht
rice		-> wice
rifle		-> wifoah
river		-> wivah
road		-> woad
rocky		-> wocky
rust		-> (c.f. lust)
solid		-> sowid
streamline	-> stweamwine
surface		-> suhface
value		-> vawue
visualize	-> visuawize

	Mark (apowogies to Cawasso)
From: rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (LCDR Michael E. Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: OK I don't believe this shit
Date: 6 Sep 92 15:23:32 GMT
Followup-To: alt.conspiracy,misc.test
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <1992Sep6.115750.25824@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
>
>
>Ok, you're going to try to tell me that NO ONE ON THIS WHOLE FUCKING PLANET
>posted to talk.bizarre since last night?
>
>I want to know who the fucks been sucking all the normal talk.bizarre 
>traffic into oblivion away from my newsfeed here on Navnet.
>nmrdc1-nocush-mimsy <--- university of maryland
>
>
>I want NAMES, and I want account ID's.  I have 3 risc stations just waiting
>to through net garbage their way
   ^^^^^^^^^

OBspellingflame:
Sheesh!  And to think I gave him an account here because I thought he was
intelligent.

Actually, it's a conspiracy of silence just to annoy you Jim.



Hey carrasso!!  How much will you pay me to give YOU an rdc account here?

Mike "who gave Jim Small an account and may live to regret it." Dobson

>-- 
>I hate the 3B2
>The 3B2 can bite me.
From: bc@apple.com (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Master of the InfoMercial
Date: 13 Sep 92 23:16:06 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA


Ron Popeil is the greatest salesman ever.

RonCo sole more instant egg scramblers and vegetable slicers than any
other company on the planet.

In a way, it is a tragic occurrence that the Instant Vegetable Peeler
and the Snack Sandwich Iron boomed and busted without Ron to sell
them.

But he's back. With the Food Dehydrator.

One need merely watch the infomercials to see what I mean. The cute
blonde having orgasms over turkey jerky. The audience participation.
Live phone-in testimonials, for chrissakes!

OK, so it's not the Juiceman. It lacks the pure impulse purchase
miasma that the home bread machine brought over this land of ours.

But at least it's a start. I can't wait for the next trend.

mr HEINOUS
has more self-help books than anyone
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29991 alt.cascade:1865
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Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Date: 14 Sep 92 04:28:03 MST
 <Sep14.021145.78760@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> <B4s-1L@engin.umich.edu>
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

positron@engin.umich.edu (Jonathan Scott Haas) writes:
>arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>>hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>> donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:
>>>> >> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>> >> But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>>>> > Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>>>> This must be the worst cricket match I have ever attended. 
>>>Excuse me, but is this the way to the Galleria?
>>Defending Kumquats and Kiwi Fruit are noble pursuits.
>Yes, but my great uncle is as stupid as paste.
Certainly, but dead hunks don't snoop as well for pound cake.
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."

"[George Bush is] the most ruthless white man in the history of the planet."
	-- Richard Ben Cramer, author of _What It Takes_
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From: aslakson@nano.cs.umn.edu (Brian Excarnate)
Subject: ThisYearsModel
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.family.values,talk.bizarre,alt.weenie.bush,talk.bizarre,alt.potatoehead.quayle,talk.bizarre
Organization: :noitazinagrO
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 16:03:42 GMT

dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul "Family Values" Dolan) writes:
>Um, my three prior lovers and my current wife all learned of me through
                               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:r !webster current
cur-rent \'ker-ent, 'ke-rent\ adj
1: archaic: RUNNING, FLOWING
2: used as a medium of exchange
3: generally accepted, used, practiced, or prevalent at the moment


Brian
--
Donny IS Joseph
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From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: My huge faux pas
Date: Sun, 06 Sep 92 16:38:59 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 


So I wore a lobster bib to a briss.
So sue me.

RICHH
--urp
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Subject: Re: Master of the InfoMercial
Organization: Rice University
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 05:09:10 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.040610.18457@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>, aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
|> I'd just like to point out that I had a Trivial Pursuit question today
|> to which the answer was "Ronco".  Luckily my familiarity with the Weird Al
|> song "Mr. Popeil" allowed me to figure out the answer.

|> (Yes, it's just another coincidence dammit!  I always feel compelled to point
|> out the mappings between my life and talk.bizarre...)

Weird Al?!

My uncle from Hoboken is named Weird Al....
-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Date: 12 Sep 92 00:13:08 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
|In article <pjlkr7o@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
|>Materialism versus social responsibility.
|>      Music versus politics.

|fuck social responsibility.  if you had lived 
|a hundred years ago and wanted a luxury item 
|like that you would have had to beg your husband 
|for it.  you made the money yourself.  spend it.
|enjoy it.  

Gypsy's argument is the one that convinces me.
I will celebrate my freedom & emancipation by
giving myself the things I really want.  And by
giving money to Food Not Bombs as well.

---
c j silverio
neighbors, brace yourselves
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: HELP
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 01:56:45 GMT

tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu writes:

>HELP ME HELP ME

Gourd another song title in the offering.

>IM FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP

So is Rachel and neither can we.

>IM HAVING CHEST PAINS!!!!

Incipient h00ters.


act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
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From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Edinburgh Festival T-shirt slogan
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 21:19:44 GMT

In <1992Sep4.201403.28091@cs.ucla.edu> jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) writes:

>  Gosh Ken, you sell cheap.  I charge more than that an hour!

He's worth every penny, too.

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
From: brad@buck.viewlogic.com (Bradford Kellogg)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Originator: brad@buck
Organization: Viewlogic Systems, Inc.
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 20:40:55 GMT


In article <HANS.92Sep10150649@ravn.iesd.auc.dk>, hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
|> 
|> In article <1992Sep10.023451.28489@fcom.cc.utah.edu> death writes:
|> [ stuff deleted ]
|> >>	FUCK YES THERE IS.  the sight of shot from a 12 G winchester ripping
|> >>	through those stupid birds would please me more. as would a large 
|> >>	amount of controlled substances randomly inserted into my meals.
|> >
|> > Beautiful.  Just beautiful.
|> 
|> But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
|> 
|> Puzzled.
|> 
|> - Hans
|> 
You mean you don't know ? Why, just the other day, I was eating ice cream.
It's not fair, you know, having to obnubilate things like that.
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Ayn Rand's Hunchbacked Lover")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Temptation of Saint Anthony
Date: 8 Sep 92 15:36:44 GMT
Followup-To: alt.dev.null
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom



    He takes a limited vow of silence: he is allowed to speak, whenever
he wants, and as much as he wants, but he is allowed only one sentence.
He broods on what it should be.  Finally, he chooses, ``It's none of
your damn business.''
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
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From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: <censored>
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 11:46:37 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <193mgvINN6ep@phakt.usc.edu> echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150) writes:
>
>My roomate, the fine arts major, constructed, of all things, a rosary as a
>project for one of his classes.
>
>The beads of the rosary are condoms.
>
>It was the biggest rosary i'd seen in my life.

Those big ugly wall rosaries can get pretty good-sized, though.

"Chopper" Loyola sez that (perhaps unintenionally) the guy's come up
with a perfect example of beating swords into plowshares,

Mark., probably this draws a followup based on the word "beating"
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Rictus Hep Views a Retrospective of the Works of Gustav Klimt
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 02:09:13 EDT
Organization: The University of Michigan, Ann Arbor

"Man, if I could scrape all that gold off, I'd be rich."

ljd
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: I wish...
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 22:35:17 GMT
Comments: When I hear the word gun, I reach for my culture!


"Mark" == Mark Schnitzius <schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu> writes:

Mark> I wish there was an afterlife, so that people who
Mark> believe in one could have a chance to feel dis-
Mark> appointed when they realize there isn't one.

Mark> mark

Kinda reminds me of the Bullet Lavolta CD I bought for $2.88.  It's
called "The Gift" and I thought it was gonna be really bad, but I said
what the heck, what's $2.88, and bought it, and it was ok.  Or maybe
more like the Coltrane "Live in Japan" 4-CD set I bought for $30.  I
knew it was going to be good.  There's a 57 minute version "My
Favorite Things" on it.



--
oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824 
the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Subject: Re: please continue
Organization: Rice University
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 07:40:51 GMT

In article <1992Sep5.013218.4577@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>, aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
|> osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
|>  Aaron Humphrey <aaron@space.ualberta.ca> writes:
|>   adam@castle.ed.ac.uk (Adam Hamilton) writes:
|>    eepmatt@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Matthew Friedman) writes:
|>     rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
|>      nj writes:
 He plunged his hands into the vat of teeming lice, then poured them over his
 mother, making sure to cover her well.  "Ok, Mum, when you're ready, make sure
 to put the hat on." He ignited the butane torch and slowly approached the
 terrapin tank.  Carefully opening the lid at arms length he pushed the flame
 back into the torch with his right hand while his left hand was grabbing the
 small furry animal, which stood silent all the while, but which started to
 swing its tails around frantically while he positioned it in front of the torch
 and unbuttoned his overalls.  The grebe winced, for Elmer's sheer size was

-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill

			
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From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Shameless birthday wish
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 22:27:40 GMT

I don't have a thesaurus, and I really want one.  My birthday is
coming soon, and I'm gonna get one.  A great big nasty one.  The kind
you have to use every so often or it gets pissed and starts calling
Madrid on your phone and ordering flowers for foreign royalty on your
credit cards.  I mean huge.

And I'm going to put tabs on the sections for `stupid' `obnoxious'
`fear' and `hate.'

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

"there's a lot going on that you miss. nothing soft about THESE
machines. mean, timeless, mean, purposeful, crammed with meaning."
                                                  -- Andrew Palfreyman
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: clues for newbies
Date: 6 Sep 1992 22:02:10 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>	So this is Clue #11:  Learn what irony is.

 tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com -- anagram (@=a)
****************************************
    Fuct a mangy Noobie (TM) !!!
****************************************


-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
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From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: Amalgamania
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 04:32:13 GMT

A dentist is a sculptor.

Each shiny silver sculpture is guaranteed an 
emotional response by the audience.  
"Please twitch now."

 
My dentist studied with Picasso. I have three new
rows of teeth on my forehead, and my knuckles smile
their dangerous lips, one metal incisor each. 
 
Body piercing is for wimps.


bill                    bill         @          wetware.                    com
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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.audio.high-end
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 18:48:26 GMT

In article <pjlkr7o@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>I don't actually own the Magnepans yet.  I decided they
>were what I wanted and I set aside the money.  But I was
>living in a tiny room at the time, and I would have had
>no place to put them.  Now that I am in a lovely house
>with Lance, and have a largish living room, I have space
>for them.
>
>So I should run out and buy them, right?

Do it.  Right now.  You won't regret it.  It was probably a good thing
to put it off for a while, since they won't perform well in a very
small room.  You may also have to do some damping on the wall behind
the speakers (hanging drapes or the like) to get a clean sound.

>The problem is that I feel guilty about them.  I read
>the stories about the California budget.  I read about
>welfare cuts and school funding cuts.  I think about
>California's crumbing highways and homeless people with
>drug-resistant TB.  And I think about my expensive speakers.
>And I wonder if I should do something else with that money.

You should not feel guilty about buying stereo speakers.  You should feel
proud about buying stereo speakers.  You can invite other people over
to listen to them and spread the glory.  This is an evangelical sort of
thing; it's not something just for you, it's something you can share.
Good sound is forever.

>But it's my money.  And Lance's old B&O speakers are lacking
>somewhat on the high end, though they sound a hell of a lot
>better when driven by my Adcom amp than by his consumer
>electronics shit.  And I listen to music almost continuously.

B&O stuff is overpriced garbage in fancy cabinets.  I do warn you
that the maggies will show up big deficiencies in power amps; if
you've got the GFA 555 you might consider trading for something a
bit mellower later on.

>Materialism versus social responsibility.
>      Music versus politics.

This is not a struggle of materialism versus social responsibility; good
music is a social responsibility.  It is important that you introduce as
many people as you possibly can to good audio reproduction.  Don't think
of it as music versus politics; think of it as music AS politics.

Good music is essential to a person's well being!  Music is important,
and not important as some kind of wallpaper that you use to shut the world
out.  I am horrified by the continuous flow of bad furniture music; it's
everywhere.  People wear walkmen, streaming out a flow of noise to keep
the outside world away from them.  Music should be a part of the real world
and it should join you to the real world.  Music should be involving, and
not something you block the world away with.

If more people listened to good music on good reproducing equipment
(or even better, live), the would would have many fewer social ills.
By purchasing good stereo equipment you are taking one step to make
the world a better place.
--scott
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