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From: pr@devmail.UUCP
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Howard gets King-ed
Date: 1 Oct 92 10:37:45 GMT

Heard Thurs 10/1 around 730 Eastern.

Gary: There's a guy who says he found his sister and boyfriend going
        at it and he joined in

Howard: Okay we'll get to that in  a minute.

Howard (after commercial break): Dude, you there?

caller: (pause) LARRY KING! (hangs up)

Howard commented that the caller did like Captain Janks does, by
        getting past the screener by saying something legitimate.
(But he didn't say anything goofy like "Larry King is a jeweler in
New York, or a clothier in Chicago").

Wish I'd been running tape when he was ragging on some PD-type
in Detroit, and how they'll have to go to Detroit to kick this guys
ass.

He also read comments on his competition in Dallas (mostly country
stations, including one guy who's a cross between Ernest Borgnine
and Fred Flintstone) (for the benefit of out-of-range Stern Fans,
not to be a regular feature on my part).


Xref: sparky alt.fan.howard-stern.fartman:22 alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy:3227
From: robinh@harlie.corp.sgi.com (Robin Hayes)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern.fartman,alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: Superheros who fart
Date: 29 Sep 92 03:16:39 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.


Gosh you guys are all mistaken, The first Farting superhero I seen (heard)
was
from a National Lampoon album named "That's not funny that's SICK!", back
in the
seventies sometime, went something like this...

	Iiiii'm FARTMAN!
	I can fart so hard I can FLY through the AIR!
	I can GAS EVILDOERS and KNOCK them unconscious!
	OR I can LIGHT my farts and turn them into a DEVESTATING WALL OF FLAME!

... now there's a good set of powers!!

===========================================================================
=====

	-Robin Hayes (robinh@corp.sgi.com)
		Silicon Graphics Inc.
		(415) 390-2456

===========================================================================
=====
From: mvacc@ssdc.UUCP (Mike Vaccaro)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Stern Video
Date: 30 Sep 92 14:18:42 GMT
Organization: Sterling Software IMD, Vienna, Va.


     Does anyone know when the Stern video will be out? I assume this is
different from the movie he's working on ( due out next year). He mentioned
today that the "video" is going to have actual footage from the 
Cpt. Jenks/Debella's wife date. Also, is the "crucified by FCC" tape really
selling for $1000? 
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From: snakeman@leland.Stanford.EDU (Jake The Snake Becker)
Subject: Re: Stern and Seinfeld
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Distribution: usa
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 92 07:45:11 GMT


Somebody was curious as to the woman who was on the Stern Show from Princeton.
I rarely watch the show (yes, I know - silly me), but some friends of mine who
did told me of the woman you are speaking about.  A bunch of us went to high
school with her - Liz Garcia.  Yes, she's some kind of engineering major, 
perhaps chemical, maybe civil.  Another friend passed on the message you posted
wondering who she is.  Anyway, that's the scoop.  Let me know if anyone 
actually hunts her down.

						Jake

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From: 5rtrtrt@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (richard.e.stealey)
Subject: Re: Stern in Boston
Summary: get a tape machine
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 21:42:48 GMT

> You heard it *here* first : Howard Stern will be coming to the Boston
> airwaves *very* soon(YES!!!!!!). He'll be heard on soon-to-be(end of the
> year) Infinity's WZLX on a tape-delayed basis starting at 10:00am according
> to a very good source

So, all you Boston fans who work during the day and can't hear the show
directly, better hurry out and get yourself one of the Kenwood stereo 
tape recorders that can do "relay" taping.  They are great.  You 
plug the recorder in to a cheapo light timer.  Then set the machine up 
with a pair of two hour tapes, hit the relay button, turn off the timer,
and when the timer kicks on at 10 am the machine will record four
hours of Howard and Robin for you.  The best part is that you get to 
FF over the hundreds of commercials and listen to 100% Stern when 
you play them back.

The Kenwood costs about $260 or so, but well worth it for a real Stern
fan.  Mine has been going full speed ahead for about 9 months now, 
no problems.

Rick

QUIT
, 
no problems.

Rick

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From: eo@cbnewsb.cb.att.com (Ed Oliveri)
Subject: Re: Who is Pig Vomit?
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 19:37:02 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.133335.5644@seas.gwu.edu> warfield@seas.gwu.edu (Tom Warfield) writes:
>Who is Pig Vomit?  On this morning's show (10/1) H said in passing
>"Pig Vomit is my band".  What does that mean?  From the bits
>they've been featured on (in particular Angry Young Meg) they
>sound like an excellent group.  Has anyone heard them live?  Why
>aren't they better known?
>

When I saw them a few years ago on a local cable TV show in White Plains, NY,
"Pig Vomit" was just two guys--one on keyboards and one on guitar--making
incredibly good music.  They play bars all over this area of the country.
Don't know why they don't have a record deal; could it be the group's name? ;-)

-- 
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From: rogers_m@watson.bms.com (MICHAEL ROGERS)
Subject: Re: Stern Video
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: Bristol Myers Squibb Pharmaceutical Research Institute
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 02:39:00 GMT

In article <516@ssdc.UUCP>, mvacc@ssdc.UUCP (Mike Vaccaro) writes...
> 
>     Does anyone know when the Stern video will be out? I assume this is
>different from the movie he's working on ( due out next year). He mentioned
>today that the "video" is going to have actual footage from the 
>Cpt. Jenks/Debella's wife date. Also, is the "crucified by FCC" tape really
>selling for $1000? 

Don't know about 1G fo 'Crucified' (doubtful) but I think Howard says
the new video will be available for Xmas


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From: cpettker@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Christian Michael Pettker)
Subject: Stern Illustrated Babe
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 17:43:12 GMT

Okay.  We need your help over here.  Apparently there was some girl on
the Stern Illustrated show (she made the final four, guys) that is a
student over here at Princeton.  Yes, we are not all dorks over here.
By the way, Brooke Shields went here, and she was one hot babe.  So,
this girl, no, should I say woman, is a civil engineering major here.
We couldn't believe it either.  
We need her name.  We must find out who she is.  Help us out.  
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: jbirge1@cc.swarthmore.edu (Jonathan Birge)
Subject: Re: CROSSING THE LINE (WAS RE
Organization: Swarthmore College
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 18:08:01 GMT

In article <630.381.uupcb@brent.uucp>, mike.giannotti@brent.uucp (Mike
Giannotti)  writes:
> 
> -> if stern's kid comes out stillborn do you think he'll "cross the
> -> line" and make jokes about it?  i sort of doubt it.  that's why i
> -> find it kind of hard to believe that some of you sicko's and losers
> -> can get such pleasure from someone else's personal tragedy.  this
> -> whole thing (jokes about the guy's divorce) impresses me as being a
> -> bit mean spirited - something that i did not think stern was inclined
> -> to do; and something that i personally do not find very funny [and i
> -> would not find stillborn jokes funny either].
>         Being that most of America is so fucking uptite, This statement
> doesn't serprise me. Yes this is a tragity, Yes this might be in poor
> taiste, But realisticly, If we cant have fun or laugh at things, Then we
> would all be a very depressed nation. To make fun of or to make light of
> a situation is mostly not understanding. So Stern makes you understand
> and have a view. Is there something wrong with this? Welcome to the 90's
> and cherish the fact that we still have the right to free speech. Maybe
> one day, Our own children might not!!!!
>         Long live Howard Stern.......................
>                            Mike Giannotti
>                                                                                                   

 There's a difference between being uptight (which you so eloquently
spelled wrong) and losing your human sensitivity. I'm not saying that I've
never laughed at someone else's expense, but humor just doesn't justify
cruelty, and something is lost in such humor. I think H.S. is one of the
funniest people alive, but sometimes he gets carried away trying to be
funny and shows his lack of class by making fun of other's tragedy. It may
be very funny, but I almost feel guilty laughing at him sometimes. I have a
feeling you aren't as easy going about finding humor in tragedy as you say
you are; I doubt you'd find it very funny should Howard suddenly direct his
snide jokes towards functionally illiterate minions.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Stern Illustrated Babe
From: ctuel@zeus.calpoly.edu (Cliff Tuel)
Date: Sun, 04 Oct 1992 19:15:53 GMT
Organization: Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo


If you mean the brunette in the blue bikini, that's Barbie, and she's
in chemical engineering, not civil.  Also into judo, so use
protection!  2;-)


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From: al885@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Gerard Pinzone)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Quote from ren and Stimpy group
Date: 29 Sep 1992 04:56:05 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al885@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Gerard Pinzone)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


Here is a quote from an article about John K.'s fireing from the R&S show:

What would "The Howard Stern Show" be like without Howard Stern?  That's
the type of question now being asked in the wake of Kricfalusi's removal.


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From: v079m8ta@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (JONNY B. GOODE)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Howard Stern on Hard Copy
Date: 3 Oct 92 13:11:00 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1380.2acc1f56@atlas.nafb.trw.com>, molmos@atlas.nafb.trw.com writes...
> 
> Howard Stern will be the subject of a Hard Copy hatchet piece on
> Monday, October 5th. Hard Copy will probably preview the show
> at the end of tonight's broadcast.
> 
> Mark O.


	I saw the _Hard Copy_ piece on Howard yesterday here in Buffalo.  He
(Howard) really takes a beating in this segment.  The reporter makes him out
to be a heartless, digusting pig (which he is...  (;) for the position he 
takes in the 'Zookeeper' affair.  The gist of the segment is supposed to make
everyone feel sorry for the Zookeeper, and start somewhat of a vendetta against
Howard.  
	Personally, I've never watched _Hard Copy_ until this show, and after
seeing this piece, probably never will again.  It was a lame, one-sided
jounalistic lynching of Stern.  I wonder how he will react to it.

Taker easy...

Jonny B.
From: bxe2@po.CWRU.Edu (Brian Epstein)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: CRUCIFIED BY THE FCC.
Date: 27 Sep 1992 21:04:54 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc5.ins.cwru.edu


Hi,
Is it possible to get the CD's anywhere anymore?  Anyone wanna
sell their copy?  
Thanx,
Brian
-- 
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"Baby this town rips the bones from your back;it's a deathtrap, a
suicide rap."  --Bruce Springsteen-- Born To Run
GO KNICKS!  GO JETS!  GO METS!  NEW YORK RULES!!!!
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From: kan@yoyodyne.rtp.dg.com (Victor Kan)
Subject: Hard Copy on Stern vs. Debella (sp?)
Date: 3 Oct 92 12:20:17
Distribution: alt
Reply-To: kan@dg-rtp.dg.com
Organization: Program Development Environments, Data General Corp., RTP, NC

Did anyone see last night's (Friday) Hard Copy?

Was that an actual tabloid TV "news" show doing a hyped up story, or
was it a paid advertisement produced by Debella?

Even the anchorwoman seemed overwhelmed by the bias of the segment
when she closed it out (although she actually could have been
expressing shock at Howard's actions).

The reporter even claimed that Stuttering John fakes his stuttering!




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Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: ronaldd@cbnewse.cb.att.com (ronald.h.davis)
Subject: Re: Anyone Willing to Summarize Stern??!
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 14:43:03 GMT

In article <112120003@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM> patm@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Pat Murphy) writes:
>
>
>There are hundreds, if not thousands, of HS fans throughout this
>great land of ours that either (1) used to live in an area where
>the show was broadcast but have since moved; or (2) have never heard
>howard in the radio format.  It would be a great service if some
>one or some group could summarize the radio show on a weekly
>basis (providing all the nasty highlights) or, god-willing a
>daily basis...
>
i don't have any opinion for or against on this if someone wants to
do it but i would advise not to expect to get too much out of this.
a lot will get lost in the transcription and in the end it will be
one of those "you had to be there" kinds of things...

>pjm (waiting for the king of all media to conquer the rockies)
>
yeah, sure.  what's his name?  godot?

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From: 5rtrtrt@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (richard.e.stealey)
Subject: Re: Stern in Boston
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 13:26:22 GMT

> 
> It is even cheaper if you just use your VCR.
 
The Kenwood tape recorder is MINE.  The VCR "belongs" to the soap opera
freaks at my house (wife and two teen agers !!!).

> I record 6 hours a day with my VCR making sure I get the
> entire show, even when he runs as late as 11:30.
> 
Hummmmm.   I am missing out on up to 1.5 hours of the show?  I may have
to re-think this thing through again.  I would still have to transcribe 
the VCR tape onto audio tape each day, but it would be worth it.

If there was a way to kill the commercials, 4 hours would be enough.
Is there any technology that you know of that could do that?  In 
unattended mode.  I know about pause buttons, but I'm not home when
my "Rube Goldberg" setup, as Kevin calls it, is recording.

Rick

Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: saf@netcom.com (Steve A. Feinstein)
Subject: Re: Howard Stern on Hard Copy
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 02:31:16 GMT

In article <1380.2acc1f56@atlas.nafb.trw.com> molmos@atlas.nafb.trw.com writes:
> Howard Stern will be the subject of a Hard Copy hatchet piece on
> Monday, October 5th. Hard Copy will probably preview the show
> at the end of tonight's broadcast.
>
> Mark O.

The only conclustion to be made from this story is that the producers
of Hard Copy aren't amused by Howie's antics.  They basicly tore him
apart.  Had some guy who said that Howard had a miserable childhood
and is trying to make up for it now.  They made that De-Baldy guy look
like a saint.  An innocent victim of the evil Howard Stern.   

It's quite amazing how you can twist the facts to convey what you want
people to hear.  Witness what the presidential candidates are doing.
This is just more of the same.
-- 
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  360 Cowper Street |================| else, he should remember that four
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From: ronaldd@cbnewse.cb.att.com (ronald.h.davis)
Subject: stern in the press [was: Radio Show (10/5)]
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 14:02:44 GMT
Summary: not all press is negative

In article <92279.235322TRM900@psuvm.psu.edu> Tony R. Marasco <TRM900@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>Well, Howard is planning one whale of a story against Hard Copy.  I missed
>
well, that won't be hard since "hard copy" is a pretty stupid show.  i
didn't waste my time watching the show on stern [not because of concerns
that they might rip stern, but because, in general, it seems to be one of
those "info-tainment shows] so all i know about the show is what has
been posted.

>other members of the press.  Of course Howard believes all press about
>him always turns up negative.  He is almost always correct.
>
not necessarily, in last friday's chicago tribune there was a feature
story on howard stern in the "tempo" [entertainment] section.  i won't
call it a great story [it was written by some new york freelance writer
who, according to the byline "listens to too much howard stern"] but it
was, imho, neither a rip on howard stern, or sycophantic patter.

the reason for the story was to announce stern being picked up by wlup
on 1000am.

>Howard wanted to find out why a "fan" would let a negative story go by.
>He called her today at 5AM and attempted to grill her - to which she resisted.
>As a rebuttal to the HC presentation, Howard is gathering as much dirt on the
>people at HC to present his own "investigative news story."  He claims he
>has a full page on Audrey so far.  That was five minutes after he officially
>began the attack.
>
this "audrey" person [assuming that she is the "fan"] sounds pretty stupid;
it doesn't sound like she's an executive producer or someone who could have
frankly done anything about it.  i tend to think that it's sort of a waste
of time for stern to make too much of this hard copy thing since i've never
know one of their stories to shake the world.  besides, when stern goes off
on these tangents i think they tend to degenerate into long, incoherent,
whining, and boring tirades.  take the protracted attacks on geraldo which
went on for several days as stern was trying to put together that stupid
boxing match between geraldo and frank stallone.  yawn...

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From: 5rtrtrt@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (richard.e.stealey)
Subject: Re: Stern in Boston
Summary: VCR in the car?
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 13:17:03 GMT

In article <Oct.1.03.02.47.1992.16903@remus.rutgers.edu>, kretz@remus.rutgers.edu (Kevin Kretz) writes:
> 
> 
> Rube Goldbergian setup of timers and recorders, 
> hard-to-find two hour tapes that break and get really crapy sounding
> You can tape over and over many more times than a
> conventional audio tape.  Plus, many VHS's have Hi-Fi sound, so the
> fart effects sound even better (especially with a subwoofer!).
> 
> 
>                                                   Kevin
>  
Kevin,
Hey, its not a Rube Goldberg setup!  The timer plus into the wall,
the tape recorder plugs into the timer.  The stereo receiver is connected
to the recorder the same as it would be for any other stereo hookup.
In fact it is no different from your VCR hookup for that matter.  
I use the Maxell 2 hour tapes and have only had problems with one of them,
and it failed in a portable player.  The Kenwood likes them and the
players in the car like them.
I DO like the HI-FI idea though, with the sub-woofer!  BTW, I do not
believe the show is in stereo is it?  The commercials are, however.

So, what do you do, Kevin, listen to the VCR tapes at home?  What do you
when you want to listen in the car? (do you setup some Rube Goldberg hookup
to transcribe the VCR tapes?!!)  The important thing is - you listen!

Rick
ORGANIZATION: LOYOLA MARYMOUNT UNIV - CENTER FOR ACADEMIC COMPUTING
Date: Monday, 28 Sep 1992 23:26:05 PDT
From: <LARRY@LMUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Stern and Seinfeld
Distribution: usa
 <1992Sep18.211118.685@cbnewse.cb.att.com>

I mean,  who ARE these people   that think Howard Stern   is funnier   than me?
Howard,  funnier than me?  I just don't get it.
I mean really.  Just the other day I called Jay and said "Who are these people,
 that think Howard Stern is funnier than me"?  Howard is like one of those
bags of peanuts you get on a plane,  you know what I mean?  like really,
he's just like that,  really,  I mean who is this Howard guy, I just don't
get it.
                     Jerry Seinfeld
***place standard comedy genius .sig here**************************************
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From: aavvaa@mixcom.com (Fred Falk)
Subject: Re: Stern Video
Organization: Milwaukee Internet Xchange BBS, Milwaukee, WI U.S.A.
Date: Thu, 01 Oct 1992 02:52:49 GMT

In article <516@ssdc.UUCP> mvacc@ssdc.UUCP (Mike Vaccaro) writes:
>Cpt. Jenks/Debella's wife date. Also, is the "crucified by FCC" tape really
>selling for $1000? 

Not really, I'm selling the few I have left for $75 each, plus shipping.

fred

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From: johnk@opel.secondsource.COM (John Kennedy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Stern reference on _Northern Exposure_ 10/5
Date: 6 Oct 92 02:44:57 GMT
Reply-To: johnk@secondsource.COM (John Kennedy)
Distribution: alt
Organization: Second Source, Inc., Annapolis, MD

Anyone catch this?

Minnifield:  Fleishman, as a native New Yorker, how many depressives
             would you say live in New York?

Flsishman:   All of them, except for Howard Stern, and I think he's faking
             it.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: bijans@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Bijan Mohammad Salehizadeh)
Subject: Re: Dinkins-Guiliani debate
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 00:29:02 GMT

In article <1992Sep26.172727.1@eagle.wesleyan.edu> sgoldstein@eagle.wesleyan.edu writes:
>It seems as though Rudy Guiliani will try to run again against David Dinkins. 
>Maybe we we hear a sequel to the debate Howard did a few years back when they
>ran against eachother the first time.  That was one of the funniest things I
>ever heard on his show.  Anyone else remember that one?

Rthat was one of the funniest things I've EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.  IT WAS
just GREAT.  I wish I had taped it.
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