From: bkannan@ho06.eng.ua.edu (Balaji Kannan)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.indian
Subject: Re: cow cownvention - addendum
Date: 31 Aug 1992 11:46:08 -0500
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In article <1992Aug31.025831.23483@ncsu.edu> ascidamb@unity.ncsu.edu (Aruna Cidambi) writes:
>In article <1992Aug30.221505.3955@news.Hawaii.Edu>, vijay@wiliki.eng.hawaii.edu (Vijay Fafat) writes:
>
>|> This should also curb Dr. Cowlaji who's known for his humongous (Aruna's
>|> copyright:) appetite for grass - he chews grass almost as fast as he moos
>



>"humongous" is listed in the dictionary, u mindless illiterate ;-). (and i
                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>swear i saw "illiterate" in the dictionary, when i looked for it. Its not 
>George Chacko's copyright, incase your n/herdy "knee" jumped to that
                                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>conclusion:-))    
>
 
   
     A dissident cow? :) Let me join your ranks. Maybe then, I can
     keep snorting at that horny stud [Dung].


>Some profound queries the esteemed cowterie:
>
>a) Why are the "TWOS" (Balaji only copyrighted "ONES":)) of the bovines
>discriminated based on gender of sender? (more explicitly - b.s and c.dung:))


    The cow got angry first [as is the case :)] and shouted --
    That is udder B***S***! :) Ever since,the distinction stuck
    and has survived despite cowntless attempts by the feminists 
    among the cows [of the later generation] to do away with this 
    apparent gender discrimination :) That ain't no cock and bull
    story.


>
>b) Why is it that even in bovines the females are so "productive" (note: not
>reproductive alone:-)) while the males bullishly remain unproductive?

    
     That could be a topic on which you might want to SHED some light
     at the cownvention :)


     BTW, have you heard of the term Bullworker? :) [Forget bull dozer for 
                                                     a moment  :)]

     You could be rewriting history [cowmistry] at the cownvention with
     your speech [mooing] though :) 


>
>c) Cowry -- is this evil prevalent here too?
>

     Yes, only among Hindu cows. 

     But, we bovines don't call it an evil. It is a "goodwill gesture" :)
     Holy Cowry! rather.
     
     A Delhi erumai [Delhi buffalo] gets two stacks of hay. 
     [Thats how you get "Make hay while the......]

     A Jersey breed gets a ranch at Montana.

     A horny stud gets an all expenses paid trip to Colorado and back :)

     So on and so forth.
  
      [Of course, the "air-conditioned cart" comes without much mooing :)]
       Part of all these deals!]

 

>Since I'm afraid that my mooing may not be heard in the cowmotion (also cows' motion ;-)) at the cownvention, i demand answers now. 
>
>hee hee:) :)



       Yes, mooings from all quarters must be heard. 
       No Bulldozing, I mean :) 
 

>
>aruna.
>______________________________________________
>Neither a bully nor a coward be.
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       another dissident,
       BK

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