HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dchiasson@mta.ca
Subject: Re: Cheers
Reply-To: dchiasson@mta.ca
Organization: Mount Allison U, Sackville, N.B. Canada 
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 14:47:42 GMT

In article <C169Hs.DuC@ecf.toronto.edu>, pelton@ecf.toronto.edu (PELTON MATTHEW ALAN) writes:
>Yet another Norm quote:
>
>Woody:  (after Norm comes in from especially cold day)  Jack Frost nipping
>	at your nose, Mr. Peterson?
>
>Norm:  Yah, and let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver...
>
>
NEXT!
From: rct@fulcrum.co.uk (Richard Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: SEX
Date: 22 Jan 93 13:41:53 GMT
Organization: Fulcrum Communications

In article <93020.231801BSC109@psuvm.psu.edu> BSC109@psuvm.psu.edu (Brian Claus) writes:
>A night without sex is like a meal without wine.
>A meal without sex is like a night without wine.
>A meal without wine is like a night without sex.
>Sex without wine can still be pretty good.
>                                            :>
This leaves the following unaccounted for:
A night without a meal...
A night without wine...
Sex without as meal...
Wine without a meal...

Exciting, isn't it, what you can do with words.  ;-)

Regards,
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Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: acjbooks@citr.uq.oz.au (ACJ Books (Chris))
Subject: Re: Ground Rules for Adopting Quotes...?
Organization: Prentice Centre, University of Queensland
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 10:35:54 GMT

ecaxron@ariel.lerc.nasa.gov (Ron Graham) writes:


>Specific questions:

>(1) Do you need the reference from which the quote came?
	No. 
>(2) If not, under what conditions will the author's name be sufficient?
	If the quote stirs that indefinable something in me, then I keep it
	and regard it as a challenge to trace the source.
>(3) Do you tend to ignore quotes for which the author's name is not given?
	No. vide above.
>(4) How important is it to "nail down" the exact words?
	Pretty important - ultimately. But this is part of the fun of
	source tracing.
>(5) Do you take quotes away from this newsgroup to entertain :-) others?
	Yes
>(6) Which do you prefer - funny or serious quotes?
	Hard to answer. A quote must have that indefinable something that
	appeals to me. I think it is the ability to say pithily, in smart
	language a truism of life for me. The sort of thing which gets the
	response - "Hey, that's so true. I wish I'd said that." And if 
	there is a touch of humour, and better still wit, then so much the
	better.

>I am willing to summarize responses to this inquiry, but I wonder if it
>might not be more fun to discuss openly.  You decide.

	Good topic. Will look forward to the discussion.

	Chris.
From: faber@loon.cs.wisc.edu (Ted)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Star Trek quotes
Date: 25 Jan 93 23:05:20 GMT
Organization: U of Wisconsin Madison - Computer Sciences

In article <OLSON.93Jan23002515@husc8.harvard.edu> olson@husc8.harvard.edu (Chip Olson) writes:
>In article <1993Jan22.055048.13990@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> rez@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Anestis Kozakis <Rez>) writes:
>
>>>>This list contains the ten most common phrases in the original series.
>>>>
>>>>"Beam me up, Scotty"			- Kirk to Lieutenant Scott
>>Actually, this was never really said (as far as I can remmeber), or was
>>that "Scotty, beam me up"?
>
>Just like Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson" in any of
>Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's stories.

	And Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca.  Kind of
	an interesting thread - well known non quotes.

"The good thing about drawing a tiger is that it automatically
   makes your picture fine art." -- Hobbes

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From: gugler-sean@cs.yale.edu (Sean Gugler)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: unfinished limerick
Date: 22 Jan 1993 02:50:50 -0500
Organization: Yale University Computer Science Undergraduate
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In-reply-to: pete@extro.ucc.su.OZ.AU's message of Thu, 21 Jan 1993 12:30:47 GMT

In article <pete.727619447@extro.ucc.su.OZ.AU> pete@extro.ucc.su.OZ.AU (Peter Alexander Merel) writes:
>[...] I am reminded of:
>
>There was a young man of Dundoo,
>Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
>
>And of course 
>
>There was a young man of Verdun.

I probably shouldn't mention the one about Nero.

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From: boese@magenta.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Elizabeth S Boese)
Subject: Quotes
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 21:10:51 GMT

"Life is short
    Stop the hate"
-TV commercial
.
"In 1492, Columbus didn't know where he was going,
had a mutinous crew and was entirely dependent
on borrowed money.  Today he'd be a political candidate."
-Orben's Current Coemedy

"Oh was there a man (but where shall I find
Good sense and good nautre so equally joined?)"
  -Lady Mary Wortley Montagu
.
"Ah, the life of a frog;  that's the life for me."
-Bart Simpson in "Crepes of Wrath"
.
"Art is either plagiarism or revolution."
-Paul Gauguin
.
"Every reader finds himself.  The writer's work is merely
a kind of optical instrument that makes it possible for the
reader to discern  what, without this book, he would perhaps
never have seen in himself."
-Marcel Proust
.
"The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds,
The pessimist fears it is true."
-Robert Oppenheimer
.
"A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism,
But depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to relitgion.
-Francis Bacon
.
"All power corrupts, but we need electricity."
.
"There is but one flag, the white flag."
-U2
"
"Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer,
then you find there is nothing in it."
.
"If you don't understand my silence,
You will not understand my words."
.
-ESB107@psuvm.psu.edu
-boese@crayola.cs.psu.edu
-a.k.a. da KeyMaster
(seeker of butterflies)

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From: joann@ariadne.SLAC.Stanford.EDU (Jo Ann Malina)
Subject: Re: Quotes
Organization: Stanford Linear Accelerator Center
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 06:17:05 GMT

In article <C19xI4.HFp@cs.psu.edu> boese@magenta.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Elizabeth S Boese) writes:

>"Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer,
>then you find there is nothing in it."

Not nothing: onion! The mistake is expecting something else.

Thanks for some good one-liners.


*) *) *) *) *) *) *) *) *) *) *)!(* (* (* (* (* (* (* (* (* (* (* (* (*
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joann@slac.stanford.edu  -or-  415/926-2846
Neither Stanford nor the DOE would be caught dead with these opinions.
Nor do they consult me when formulating theirs.
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Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: oroth@reed.edu (Owen Walker Roth)
Subject: Re: Bathroom Graffiti
Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 08:38:19 GMT

In article <1joplo$2q5@agate.berkeley.edu> slouie@ocf.berkeley.edu (Shelley Louie) writes:
>"Once while comtemplating suicide, I had to take a dump. It was a good shit.
> A bowel movement of greatness.  And all I could think was how good it felt
> and how I would miss it if I was dead.
>
> Remember this shit. It could save your life!"
>
>-Shelley Louie
>"I know how we can save the cows! We'll teach them to surf!"

Robin Williams, in the movie the Fisher-King, I believe.

	-Owen
From: jeff@econBerkeley.EDU (Jeffrey C. Ely)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Non-quotes
Date: 28 Jan 1993 20:52:09 GMT
Organization: Econometrics Laboratory, U. C. Berkeley
Distribution: world
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In article <TOMF.93Jan28154254@ai.gte.com>, tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett) writes:
|> 
|> Non-quotes?  Aren't there a lot of them?
|> --------------------
|> 
|> "I'm afraid this one's got me stumped."
|> 	- Sherlock Holmes
|> 
|> "It took me years to come up with it.  Of course it's hard to understand."
|> 	- Einstein
|> 
|> "I am surrounded by incompetent morons, all of pure Aryan stock.  Maybe I
|> should rethink this 'master race' idea."
|> 	- Hitler
|> 
|> "All I ask of life is a warm fire and a cold pint at the end of the day."
|> 	- Nietzsche
|> 
|> "Maybe a few more years in the Commonwealth wouldn't be such a bad idea."
|> 	- Nehru
|> 
|> "I don't think we'll surrender, at least not right away."
|> 	- Churchill


To tie-in with another popular thread:

"No thanks."
	-Norm
From: 1910694PS380@sscl.uwo.ca
Subject: More non-quotes
Organization: Social Science Computing Laboratory
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 22:14:44 GMT

How about these:

"Judy, Judy, Judy!"
- not by Cary Grant

"Let them eat cake"
- not by Marie Antoinette

"You dirty rat"
- not by James Cagney

"Why don't you come up and see me sometime?"
- not by Mae West

These are the only ones I can think of offhand, but I know that there are 
more. :-)

Cheers,
Russ

____________________________________________________________________________
There is no sacrifice too great for a chance at immortality.
- Humphrey Bogart, "In A Lonely Place"
____________________________________________________________________________
From: mcf@medici.trl.OZ.AU (Michael Flower)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Time
Date: 26 Jan 93 23:33:45 GMT
Organization: Telecom Research Labs, Melbourne, Australia

From article <C19It3.Dty@sun3.vlsi.uwaterloo.ca>, by ward@sun17.vlsi.uwaterloo.ca (Paul A.S. Ward):
>>  	Any Quotes on TIME out there? 
> 
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn`t happen at once.

Michael Flower
Artificial Intelligence Systems         Email:     m.flower@trl.oz.au
Telecom Research Laboratories           Voice:     +61 3 541 6179
Melbourne, AUSTRALIA                    Fax:       +61 3 543 8863
From: dxb105@huxley.anu.edu.au (David Bofinger)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Star Trek quotes
Date: 27 Jan 1993 05:11:24 GMT
Organization: Australian National University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 150.203.3.12

>> Just like Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson" in any of
>> Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's stories.

>	And Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca.  Kind of
>	an interesting thread - well known non quotes.

"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well."
______________________________________________________________________________
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From: slouie@ocf.berkeley.edu (Shelley Louie)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: SEX
Date: 22 Jan 1993 12:42:16 GMT
Organization: U. C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: monsoon.berkeley.edu

> Brian Claus <BSC109@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>A night without sex is like a meal without wine.
>A meal without sex is like a night without wine.
>A meal without wine is like a night without sex.
>Sex without wine can still be pretty good.

First, take a breath and then sing...

"No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder I'm 
 lost"
	 -"Turning Japanese" by the Vapors

-Shelley Louie
My other account is on a Cray...
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From: hypes@boi.hp.com (Gary Hypes)
Subject: Re: On a Clear Day [was Re: Uni Toilets]
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 21:18:19 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard / Boise, Idaho
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1.4 PL6]

claudia mastroianni (mastr@husc8.harvard.edu) wrote:
: 
: In article <C173K4.EvD@unixhub.SLAC.Stanford.EDU> joann@unixhub.slac.stanford.edu writes:
: >
: >It's the title of a song. I've heard Barbra Streisand and Robert
: >Goulet sing it. It's from a 1960's musical (well, maybe early 70's)
: >called "The Fantastiks," which had a successful run on Broadway.
: >I think it was about psychics, I have never seen it. It's a nice song,
: >too bad I can't hum it for you...
: >
: Er, not quite.  I've certainly heard Barbra Streisand sing it, and I think
: it's from a musical, but definitely not "The Fantasticks" -- note the
: spelling.  I'll check what musical it's from and e-mail the original
: poster, unless someone posts before I do.
: 

The name of the musical was, in fact, "On A Clear Day You Can See
Forever".

- Gary Hypes -
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From: slotfi@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Sherveen Lotfi)
Subject: Re: Star Trek: The Original Series
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 21:51:56 GMT

In article <1jjqdm$j8m@agate.berkeley.edu> ksanthan@garnet.berkeley.edu (Kumara
n Santhanam) writes:
>How 'bout this one:
>
>"Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!" - McCoy
>
>Can anyone name the episode?
>

     the one where kirk and spock take the klingon on with a game
     of two-on-two basketball? ;)

     -sherveen
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From: slouie@ocf.berkeley.edu (Shelley Louie)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Bathroom Graffiti
Date: 22 Jan 1993 12:35:04 GMT
Organization: Bat Radar Studies, U. C. Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: monsoon.berkeley.edu

"Once while comtemplating suicide, I had to take a dump. It was a good shit.
 A bowel movement of greatness.  And all I could think was how good it felt
 and how I would miss it if I was dead.

 Remember this shit. It could save your life!"

-Shelley Louie
"I know how we can save the cows! We'll teach them to surf!"
From: tom_schwengler@msmgate.mrg.uswest.com (skeptic Frenchman)
Subject: Re: married with children/M*A*S*H
XXXDate: Wed, 27 Jan 93 20:12:07 GMT
XUserAgent: Nuntius v1.1.1d8
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Organization: U S West M.R.G.
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Date: 28 Jan 93 03:13:36 GMT

In article <1k6vfvINNq64@sapporo.cs.ubc.ca> James Harrison,
harrison@cs.ubc.ca writes:
>check out:
>
>cheers.norm
>married.with.children
>jack.handey
>
>in /ftp/pub/pickup/jwu at cs.ubc.ca
>
>These files will not be located at this server for long.
>
>James

Ok, I see:
rwrr  1 1070     1000        11168 Jan 27 20:36 cheers.norm
rwrr  1 1070     1000        35200 Jan 27 20:37 funny
rwrr  1 1070     1000        21550 Jan 27 20:37 jack.handey
rwrr  1 1070     1000        13890 Jan 27 20:37
married.with.children
rwrr  1 1070     1000        48459 Jan 27 20:37 quotes.weasel
in /pub/pickup/jwu, but I cannot get them.... For instance when I do "get
funny", I get the message "funny: Bad directory components". Can anyone
help me.

(Excuse my ignorance in ftp, I'm a beginer... :)  )

Tom
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: pilgrim@daimi.aau.dk (Jakob G}rdsted)
Subject: Re: Goethe
Organization: DAIMI: Computer Science Department, Aarhus University, Denmark
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 01:04:53 GMT

tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett) writes:


>"I have never heard of a crime that I could not imagine myself committing."

He didn't hear much, did he?

Huh, I guess he had a way sicker imagination than I'd ever have imagined :-)
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From: weasel@merle.acns.nwu.edu (Mike Rosenberg)
Subject: Re: Question
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 04:49:27 GMT

In article <1jvgn2INNl97@FROG.ZOO2.CS.YALE.EDU> gugler-sean@cs.yale.edu (Sean Gugler) writes:
>In article <acjbooks.727868446@citr.uq.oz.au> acjbooks@citr.uq.oz.au (ACJ Books (Chris)) writes:
>>weasel@merle.acns.nwu.edu (Mike Rosenberg) writes:
>
>>>I have for the past few years been compiling a list of quotes.  It is
>>>currently around 47k or so.  Should I post it?  If I do I would post it by
>>>moderately arbitrary topic divisions that I've put into it.

>At 47k, it might be best if you'd compress and uuencode it before
>posting, though I'm sure the net has seen worse in raw text.

I've updated it and basically have it ready to go, but I haven't decided how I
want to post it yet.  It's aprox. 50k, 1490 lines or so.  I've seen larger
things, both in line number and in byte size posted to various groups in the
past.  Compressed and uuencoded it would probably save about 15k and would
reduce the #lines to something like 550-600.  This is a bit more inconvenient
(not for me but for the reader).  On the other hand, dividing it into a number
of parts (say 3 or 5) would be slightly more inconvenient for me, possibly
slightly inconvenient for the reader, but allows people to see what they're
getting.  

As of this point, I would be tempted to just post as is, but will wait to see
what the general consensus is.

>If anyone really wants, I guess I could do the same with the files
>I've gathered, as well; closer to 80k, some from famous sources, some
>that I overheard personally.

Probably not a bad idea, but maybe we should wait to see how one goes first :)

	--Weasel

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Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: shallit@graceland.uwaterloo.ca (Jeffrey Shallit)
Subject: Re: Un Baiser ou Un Bisou!
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 00:30:06 GMT

In article <C1BzF5.MHq@ecf.toronto.edu> pelton@ecf.toronto.edu (PELTON MATTHEW ALAN) writes:
>In article <1993Jan22.150009@floreal.ibp.fr> nguyenth@floreal.ibp.fr (Thao Nguyen) writes:
>>
>>"A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving" - Cyrano de Bergerac
>
>  Since Cyrano usually spoke in French, I would suspect this isn't exactly
>what he said.  What was the French word for "loving" that he used?  I can't
>think of any containing an "i."
>

How about "aimer"?  

Jeff Shallit


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From: bohrer@banach.mcc.com (Bill Bohrer)
Subject: Re: Star Trek quotes
Keywords: trek
Organization: Maroon Toons
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 19:32:22 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.055048.13990@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> rez@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Anestis Kozakis <Rez>) writes:
>In <1993Jan21.012615.10002@mcc.com> bohrer@banach.mcc.com (Bill Bohrer) writes:
>
>>>Let's get all the STC (Star Trek Classic) quotes done EARLY in this newsgroup.
>>>This list contains the ten most common phrases in the original series.
>>>
>>>"Beam me up, Scotty"			- Kirk to Lieutenant Scott
>Actually, this was never really said (as far as I can remmeber), or was
>that "Scotty, beam me up"?
>>+++Bill		  	   \______)(
>-- 
>Anestis Kozakis                              rez@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au

Whoa, since this is alt.quotations, lets get our attributes right; you
clipped the headers that denote the indentation on who the original
author of ">>>" was, it wasnt' me in any case, it was the fowl-tossing
proponent I believe.

Bill



-- 

*+ YEah sure my views are representative of my employer's 
*+ And monkeys might fly out my butt.
From: v140pxgt@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Star Trek: The Original Series
Date: 21 Jan 93 21:09:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1jkqm1INN37o@flop.ENGR.ORST.EDU>, jagerm@prism.CS.ORST.EDU (Mark Jager) writes...
>I hope this list helps resolve all the McCoy sayings.
> 
>McCoy sayings: Lifted from various sources:
> 
>"I'm a doctor, not a ... "
> 
>Pocket novels:
> 
>    dream merchant           Killing Time         page  30
>    theoretical scientist    Killing Time         page 111
>    carrier pigeon           Killing Time         page 156
>    film critic              Killing Time         page 188
>    magician                 Triangle             page  82
>    an engineer              The IDIC Epidemic    page 168
>    an actor                 Time for Yesterday   page  94*
>    star-happy spacerat      Dreams of the Raven  page  78
>    cosmological physicist   Time for Yesterday   page  33
>    magician                 Mindshadow           page  28
>    wizard                   Time for Yesterday   page 244
>    computer                 Time Trap            page  88
>    soldier                  Demons               page 159
>    spy                      Battlestations       page  25
>    secret agent             Battlestations       page  33
> 
>DC Comics:
> 
>    computer programmer      DC Comics #10:       page  14
>    prospector               DC Comics #12:       page  17
>    prizefighter             DC Comics #23:       page  10
>    mind reader              DC Comics #34:       page   7
>    mother hen               DC Comics #35:       page  10
>    painter                  DC Comics #36:       page  23
>    country gentleman        DC Comics #37:       page   5
>    knight in shining armor  DC Comics #43:       page  15
> 
>TV series:
> 
>    coal miner               The Empath
>    bricklayer               The Devil In the Dark
>    an engineer              Mirror, Mirror
>    mechanic                 The Doomsday Machine
>    psychiatrist             Metamorphosis
>    magician                 The Deadly Years
>    escalator
> 
>    * Spoken by Jim Kirk

You forgot the SNL sketch with William Shatner where the Enterprise has been 
turned into a restaurant and somebeody is choking, and Kirk orders whoever's
playing McCoy to give the victim the Heimlich maneuver, and he says"Dammit Jim,
I'm a doctor, not a...(sudden pause)...OH!" and does it.

There's also the standup comic who did Kirk saying "Bones, could you get me that
cup of coffee?" with the rejoinder ending "...not a busboy!".

And there's the well-worn critique of DeForest Kelley that ends "...not an 
actor!".

						Dan Case
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From: tatum@raphael.cs.clemson.edu (Thomas B. Tatum)
Subject: Re: women
Organization: Clemson University Computer Science Dept.
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 16:18:11 GMT

In article <1993Jan26.181813.29211@ra.msstate.edu> dnewcomb@whale.st.usm.edu (Donald R. Newcomb) writes:
>A man was born with a pipe in his mouth and a woman with a hoe in her hands.
>              --Traditional East African Proverb--
>-- 

Rudyard Kipling said:
 "A woman is a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke"




Thomas B. Tatum, Clemson University Computer Science Dept.
<tatum@cs.clemson.edu>
He is one of those peple who would be enormously improved by death
                                        H.H. Munro