HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: How to terminate a global cshrc-file
Date: 26 Sep 92 14:55:31 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu

In article <1992Sep25.093905.844@aau.dk> adminpb@aau.dk (Nis Peder Bonde) writes:
>--
>Nis Peder Bonde (adminpb@aau.dk, staff@aau.dk)
>Systemadministrator, Datakontoret, Aarhus University
>Phone     : +45 86 20 27 11 ext. 4993
>
>Monday    : 10-12
>Tuesday   : 12-14
>Wednesday : 12-14
>Thursday  : 12-14
>Friday    : 10-11

I wonder what those numbers stand for.  Perhaps the fluctuation of his IQ from
day to day.  I guess Friday is his dumb day, which makes sense since he posted
this on a Friday.  

C Squared | I COULD have said something really crude, but I'll save it for Dan
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi63.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: TOP SECRET S./I.
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 16:59:46 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
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In rec.games.frp.marketplace article <1992Sep30.151310.16087@news.uit.no>, 
perk@stud.cs.uit.no (Per-Ivar Knutsen) writes:
> *********************************************************************************    
>             _____   _____   _____      __  __    __  ___     _____   
>            |  _  \ |  ___| |  _  \    |  | \ \  / / / _ \   |  _  \  
>            |   __/ |  ___| |     <    |  |  \ \/ / / ___ \  |     <  
>            |__|    |_____| |__|\__|   |__|   \__/ /_/   \_\ |__|\__| 
> ********************************************************************************
> 	   E-mail: perk@stud.cs.uit.no  Phone(voice): +47 083 38 101	   
> ******************************************************************************** 

Poor old Per. He slaves for hours perfecting that really rather attractive
message in Tall'n'Slender ItalicBold 47pt. and some cretin comes along and
sits on the bugger and now look at it. Still, you can't feel too sorry for
anyone posting from a machine named "stud".

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: WANTED: The very long list of ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES.
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 01:32:32 GMT

rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:

>>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>>     _                        ____
>>    (_)                        l l   ____
>>   ____  ____ __     ___       l l   / /      (jmk45295@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu)

>is this some form of greek hangman game? note the double sign off...

>KNOCK IT OFF! is about right. which bit shall i knock off first?

HAH!  Beat you by 15 hours and 35 minutes that time!

And the race is getting closer...
(No fair that I've been away all weekend, and not reading news)
-- 
Paul Tomblin
The Meach turned me back into a frog.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi63.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: [alt.hackers,alt.security,comp.security.misc] Re: net.views -- computer crime
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 16:31:18 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In alt.best.of.internet article <DUBACH1.92Oct6110807@husc10.harvard.edu>, 
dubach1@husc10.harvard.edu (joev dubach) writes:

	[Most excellently amusing article deleted]

> --
> _____________________________________________________
> DDDDDDDDD   JJJJJJ      | Joev Dubach
>      D      J     J     | dubach1@husc.harvard.edu
>      D      J     J     | North House
> D    D      J     J     | Harvard University
> DDDDD    *  JJJJJJ  *   | Cambridge, MA 02138

Well, a sparkette of originality using J to make up the BUAF D and vice
versa, but I'm afraid it still comes out looking like a pair of squashed
snails. Hey ho, try again Joev.

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: kilroy@acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I)
Subject: Re: Trophy Time!
Date: Thu, 01 Oct 92 09:54:21 GMT
Organization: ACME BBS - Public Access Usenet, Palmerston North, New Zealand
X-Neener: NEENER!

meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) writes:

> And now, folks... Once again, in that warm, friendly, welcoming alt.fan.warlord
> spirit which so endears us *all* to every new poster, it is time, once again
> to award the Captain Warlord Butt Cheese Trophy!
>
> [...]
>
>   |          | ***  ***  ***  ***  ***  *** **  *|          |
>   |          | *    ***  ***   *   ***   *  * * *|          |
>   |          | ***  * *  *     *   * *  *** *  **|          |
>   |          | *  *  ***  ***  *    ***  ***  ** |          |
>   |          | *  *  ***  ***  *    * *  ***  * *|          |
>   |          | */\*  * *  * \  ***  ***  * \  ** |          |
>   |          |         ***  * *  ***  ***        |          |
>   |          |         **   * *   *    *         |          |
>   |          |         ***  ***   *    *         |          |
>   |          |   ***  * *  ***  ***  ***  ***    |          |
>   |          |   *    ***  ***  ***   \   ***    |          |
>   |          |   ***  * *  ***  ***  ***  ***    |          |

Wow. I think Jo deserves some kind of trophy of her own for that font. I'm
impressed, I just pray that no-one actually uses it in a signature. I mean,
most of the time it just looks like a semi-ordered collection of asterixae,
but now and then (if you squint just *so*...) it coalesces into letters.

						- k
-- 
Craig Harding            kilroy@acme.gen.nz             ACME BBS +64 6 3551342
"Jub'er lbh pnyyvat n obmb?"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Mixed up translations
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 00:33:09 GMT

In alt.folklore.urban (with all the groups I read, it's a wonder I get any
work done at all!) kristyp@coos.dartmouth.edu (Kristy Patterson) signs:

>-- 
>    +==========================+===========================================+
>    |Kristy Patterson          | What is the law?      NO SPILL BLOOD!     |
>    |kristyp@mac.dartmouth.edu | Who makes the rules?  SOMEONE ELSE!       |
>    +==========================+============================Oingo Boingo===+

"What is the law?  NO STUPID SIG QUOTES!
 Who makes the rules?  ALT.FAN.WARLORD!"
       Georgio McQuarrio
(Sorry George)

-- 
Paul Tomblin
The Meach made me do it, but I was going to do it anyway...
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Vorlesungswoche "Frieden und Umwelt" an der Uni Goettingen (5.-9.10.92) (Aenderungen)
Date: 26 Sep 92 19:11:44 GMT
Organization: UB

In de.soc.studium,de.soc.umwelt,de.soc.politik,zer.z-netz.bildung.uni,cl.bildung.hochschule,maus.politik (I'm *not* making this up, you know!) <LPRESSL.92Sep
25252036@gwdu03.gwdg.de>, lpressl@GWDG.DE (Lutz Pressler) signs:

>( Lutz Pre"sler     <IRC: lp> | email: lpressl@GWDG.DE  | Insert your  )
>( Kreuzburger Stra"se 11      |  EARN: LPRESSL@DGOGWDG1 | favorite     )   
>( W-3400 G"ottingen, Germany. Tel.: (+49[0]551) 7700178 | joke here :) )

Yo, Till. . .Sven. . . someone with better German than mine, help me with this!
How the hell do you pronounce an 's-umlaut', anyway?

--jm
                         __________  __o __o
                       __________   -\<,-\<,
                        ..........(_)/---/(_)..
         The Rhealist and The Meach . . . off to conquer new worlds!
   But which is who, and who is which?  [Is it Rheal, or is it Meachmorex?]
                meachem@bnr.ca  -=*=-  nadeau@acsu.buffalo.edu
                        Boys and Girls Together - Rush
                    (Twins should never be separated. . .)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi63.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: FinnCon93
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Keywords: sf convention goh finland
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 14:59:18 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In alt.fan.pratchett article <1992Sep29.124124.11318@klaava.Helsinki.FI>, 
veintie@klaava.Helsinki.FI (Ari Veintie) writes:
> -- 
>                        @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   l'essentiel
>  La vida no vale nada  @  veintie@cc.helsinki.fi  @      c'est
>                        @ =ari.veintie@helsinki.fi @     departir
>                        @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Interesting. The snail colony seems to have rebelled and, leaving a trail
of French slime in its path, has surrounded Mr. Veintie's horribly format-
mutilated e-mail addresses. Go snails, go! A slow death, admittedly, but
painful one would hope. I just hope the poster would Ari up and get his veins
tied so that we coul all live in peace.

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: iisakkil@lk-hp-9.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
Date: 30 Sep 92 12:07:40 GMT

shc@bluemoon.rn.com (n shane chambers) writes:

>                Shc
>
>
>This is from
>  shc@bluemoon.rn.com or ...nstar!bluemoon!shc
>Who doesn`t have his (or her) own obnoxious signature yet...
>
>                                And doesn`t plan on getting one eather!
>
>                                HAHA HAHA HAHA AHAH HAHA !!!! !!!! !!!!

Why doesn't he want to get one eat her? Anyway, I wish he (or she) would
get an obnoxious signature of his (or her) own. More than 76.12% of
obnoxious signatures on the net would fit into a smaller amount of
whitespace than this. A Reagan Administration Study proves that.

--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: THE BEST DAMNED JOKES EVER!!!
Date: 27 Sep 92 23:24:50 GMT
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario

rogue@cellar.org (Rachel McGregor) writes:

>ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) writes:
[The Rink's intolerant monstrosity deleted]

>The Rink, eh?  First time I've heard about a fuckwitted intolerant 
>Jesus-freak who got off on people skating across his body.  But hey, if it's
>his desire, I'm sure lots of people would oblige.

Been there, done that...

>           
>    Rachel McGregor (rogue@cellar.org)  research contractor, modem junkie
>    ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> The Cellar BBS: 215/654-9184: quickly becoming the Net's most infamous site
> If you don't believe that, look for rogue, darling, richh, techie, or revpk

Now _this_ sig has got possibilities!
"Modem Junkie"?  Yeah, I used to smoke them, now I mainline them.
And a BBS ad - worse than a Rush quote, IMHO, especially with that crap
about 'Net's most infamous site'.  Sorry, unless you have Kibo, The Meach,
Oleg, or Charles Lasner there, you're not even in the running.

-- 
Read the header.
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Does the Acadamy have a F-ball team?
Date: 27 Sep 92 23:05:30 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die <1992Sep25.233011.13144@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu> cbarilleaux@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu (Cyberpreppie) writes:

>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>I. Charles Barilleaux III                 occasionally know at Miami Univ
>CBARILLEAUX@MIAVX1.ACS.MUOHIO.EDU         as Cyberpreppie
>
>"Mr. Barilleaux, This is a good idea for a piece and sensible suggestion. You
>write clearly and to the point. Your spelling could stand a bit of attention."
>	-Professor Jacobs (political science), on my latest paper. It is the 
>	 story of my life.

But *NOT*, I think, the story of his .sig.

--jm
meach@ualt.ugly.sig.die.die.die |  He rode the *little* bus to school. . .
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: NFL Pictures.
In-reply-to: platkus@meese.ecn.purdue.edu's message of 25 Sep 92 20:11:15 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
	<platkus.717451875@meese.ecn.purdue.edu>
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 92 02:16:42 EDT

In article <platkus.717451875@meese.ecn.purdue.edu> platkus@meese.ecn.purdue.edu (Shawn W Platkus) writes:

>--
>    _______  __         _____ ________  __  _   __    __     ______ 
> \\// _  //  ||        //  || |  ||  |  || //   ||    ||    //  @ecn.purdue.edu
>  //____//   ||_      //===||_   ||_    ||<<    ||_   ||_  /=====/
>_//_        _||/__/ _//   _||/  _||/_  _|| \\_ _||/___||/ _____//

A fine specimen of Platkus Lumpy Italic-Sporadic 48 point. I
especially like the way the A doesn't seem to know whether it's
supposed to be italic or not.

--
Rich Holmes 
Clone-dependent no more.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Subject: Re: California Dream Men
Organization: UB
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 01:01:06 GMT
X-Posted-From: vodalus.acsu.buffalo.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In de.alt.sex <1992Oct6.045457.25875@tom.rz.uni-passau.de> 
winking@platon.fmi.uni-passau.de (Marc Winking) writes:

>Ciao, Marc. =8^) (Rufus)
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>     /\_   Rufus, the dragon    |  
>    OO |_                       |      /\/\
>   / _   |_  /\/\/\/\/\/\       |  ___/    \      ___P_R_O_D_U_C_T_I_O_N_S___
>  (_) \   |_/            \  /\  |           \    /
>   . o \             /    \/ /  |            \/\/     Marc Winking, Passau
>  o O   \_          |       /   |
>   O      | | |\_____\   __/    |
>(Bubbles) / / /      /  /       |  --->  winking@kirk.fmi.uni-passau.de  <---
>         -- --      ----        |
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>

I'm just so impressed, I hardly know *what* to say [but since when has that
ever stopped me?]

A dragon who was apparently fed soapstone instead of gelignite. . . so he blows
bubbles instead of flames. . . I'm really heavily into *cute*!

\rperkins

--jm
meach@nuff.said.already   |  Send in those box tops now, kiddies. . .

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Subject: Re: LEEDS - STUTTGART News
Organization: Federation Internationale de Football Association
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 19:51:57 GMT

In rec.sport.soccer chris@scan.genetik.uni-koeln.de (Christian Schetter) follows up on his own posting and post his glorious sig twice:

>Greetings

>   Chris


>   --
>   //
>   Christian Schetter

>   Institute of Genetics                     Weyertal 121
>   University of Cologne                     D-5000 Koeln 41
>   Dept. of Virology                         Germany
>   Tel.: 0221/470-3422                       Fax.: 0221/470-5163
>   e-mail: chris@scan.genetik.uni-koeln.de


















>--
>//
>Christian Schetter

>Institute of Genetics                     Weyertal 121
>University of Cologne                     D-5000 Koeln 41
>Dept. of Virology                         Germany
>Tel.: 0221/470-3422                       Fax.: 0221/470-5163
>e-mail: chris@scan.genetik.uni-koeln.de


















This is where the sig ends. 27 lines of sig - twice. Unimportant 
information for the rest of your life and the upper right corner
of an amigacheck. Add to that plenty of whitespace and you got
just that signature that *I* hate.

What the fuck is with these Germans?
-- 
Jesper Lauridsen      | Bramming Boldklub - 2x Danmarksserie
rorschak@daimi.aau.dk |                        finale.
      (Glasgow) Rangers - AC Milan - FC Barcelona
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: kilroy@acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I)
Subject: Re: Increasing *effectiveness*
Date: Mon, 05 Oct 92 11:39:33 GMT
Organization: ACME BBS - Public Access Usenet, Palmerston North, New Zealand

torvalds@klaava.Helsinki.FI (Linus Torvalds) writes:

> kilroy@acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I) writes:
>
> > [...my evil new "take it to the people" tactic...]
> 
> No no no..  While "changing the (l)user's .signature habits" may be why
> people say they warlord (because it sounds lofty and nice), we all know
> it's because we just like looking at ugly things and laugh at them. 
> Right?

Sort of. I do it because of both. Like all good sysadmins, I'm a control
weenie from way back.

You MUST CONFORM!!!!

> Crossposting our findings around the net would just result in a lot of
> frosh flaming us because they are aesthetically challenged, and don't
> understand what warlording is all about.

Exactly.

> Even now there is enough activity in this group that I don't have time to
> read it all.

But after a few months of the New Order, the volume of Truly Horrible Sigs
will be vastly reduced and the readers of this newsgroup will be able to
carefully stalk the juiciest of prey instead of randomly flailing away at all
the megabytes of barfulous ASCII>

						- k
-- 
Craig Harding            kilroy@acme.gen.nz             ACME BBS +64 6 3551342
"Jub'er lbh pnyyvat n obmb?"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel)
Subject: Sit Down BEFORE Looking At This Font (Re: ...Rocks and Garbage...)
Originator: jecoleb@c00007-118dan.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
Organization: The Ghost Of Christmas Past Society
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 04:12:10 GMT


In alt.fan.letterman, drice@ponder.csci.unt.edu (Keith Rice) writes:

>In <1992Sep30.192950.1771@sei.cmu.edu> hsm@sei.cmu.edu (Scott Matthews) writes:
>>Guys
>>About the Democaratic party possible catch-phrases:
>>WHat about..
[rest deleted]

>Would someone please post the Republican catch-phrases please.
>Thanks!

--
_____________________________
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__--__--___--__--___--__--___	University of North Texas
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__--___--__----_____--__--___	Denton, Texas, USA
__--___--__--_--____--_--____
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

My kidneys are doing backflips.
-- 
----------jeff the wonder llama, jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu

------"I am a penis. Worship me."--lead singer of rock band Bicycle Face,
     vainly attempting to gain attention of the crowd at the Cat's Cradle 
     in Chapel Hill, while opening for Mojo Nixon & The Toad Liquors
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Pizza Peel Substitute (was Re: Help! My pizza dough is sticky!)
Date: 3 Oct 92 03:32:37 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <c-chan.718075902@mcl> c-chan@mcl.ucsb.edu (Christina Callihan) writes:
>(please note newly altered e-mail address :)
>____________________________________________________________________________
>If You Know What |     Christina M. Callihan     |  Doing STRANGE THINGS
> You're Doing,   |  AKA C-chan, Bwee, Chrystal-  |  in the name of Art,
>   It's Not      |   Elf & Who Knows What Else   |  and STRANGER THINGS
>   Research!     |       (I sure don't)          |    in the name of
> => => => => =>  |     c-chan@mcl.ucsb.edu       |       CHOCOLATE
>----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>	When life gets weird, the weird get a life.     :)
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
>
>(The opinions in this post are not endorsed by the University of California
>at Santa Barbara....THANK GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!  ;^}  )


who knows what else? you might not want to know...
and what strange things could she be doing in the name of chocolate?


this sig makes me want to stick my finger down my throat..
bah.
--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
From: mpython@goldman.gnu.ai.mit.edu (... and the flying circus)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: What's your opinion of my sig?
Date: 5 Oct 92 04:28:34 GMT
Organization: Worcester Discordian Society, Cabal of the Unemployed
In-reply-to: templef@columbia.dsu.edu's message of 29 Sep 92 02:47:24 GMT

>>>>> On 29 Sep 92 02:47:24 GMT, templef@columbia.dsu.edu (Fred Temple) said:
templef> It seems that the people of this group is devoted to
templef> giving their opinion of other people's sig.  Please tell
templef> me your opinion of my sig.  Thank you.

IT'S BRILLIANT! The utter nothingness of your sig expresses your deep
feelings of low self-value and complete lack of...of anything..

10+

			jer
--
     And now...Marcel Marceau will mime 		   ************
 A man being struck about the head by a 16 ton weight     *    1 6     *
If the telephone rings today, water it	  -><-		 *   T O N S    *
 I-net: MPYTHON@gnu.ai.mit.edu |there is NO rule #6	******************
Common sense is what tells you that the earth is flat...
From: 9125113g@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Chinese wife is good? (Was: Why? Why? Now I'm going to tell you why
Date: 5 Oct 92 02:37:38 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

In soc.culture.hongkong article <6130125@hpopd.pwd.hp.com> yuk@hpopd.pwd.hp.com (Yuk Lun Chan) writes
        ** I used to be more or less like you when I was a kid. But,
well,
           I wouldn't be happy to "Hui Ma", knowing that the girl I
liked
           had just broken up with someone and she would want me because
          she needed someone new...although I might regret...

        ** And yes, I hate to regret things, even now.

---Cheers,
        Bill
<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>
<> Baby Elvis                  ) Now since my baby left me  <>
<> William W. Lo              ( I've found a new place to   <>
<> william@natimuk.acci.com.au ) dwell - down at the end of <>
<>^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v( Lonely Street at Heartbreak <>
<> Welcome to William's World! ) Hotel!                     <>
<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>

The Heartbreak Hotel has been condemned.

Look at that border.  Two types of exterior including the kinder,
friendlier to the environment *O*<> one.  Look at the two interior
borders.  All it needs is a BUAF!

Mitch.
Sick Twisted Fuck[tm] in training.
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Wanted: DQ's very confused quote in Europe
Date: 2 Oct 92 09:16:32 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <80859@ut-emx.uucp>, swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum) writes:
>In article <1992Sep25.213629.2859230@locus.com> raymond@locus.com (R.R. Butte) writes:
>>`*=-`*=-`*=-`*=-`*=-`*=-`*=-`*=-`*=-`*=-`*=-`*=-`*=-`*=-`*=-`*=-`*=-`*=-`*=-
>
>	Only three lines, but I am concerned about what sort of mutagens
>they have out there in SoCal that turn those snails into miniature dragsters...
>

Okay, all together now:

"Hey, look at that S Car go!"

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (I love that joke)
-- 
"Am I a drunken loon? Whoo! Whoo!"        | pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu
     -- David Letterman                   |  [Not a UCSD employee]