From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Female incentive
Date: 12 Nov 92 15:41:40 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov10.232843.8999@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
> In article <1992Nov9.140953.769@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Nov8.151752.3782@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov4.133214.740@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>> In article <1992Nov2.142356.3656@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>> In article <1992Oct31.144152.727@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> For my fellow females, a campaign promise...
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> You can borrow my fiance.
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> When's the next night he's free? I can't reach the top shelf and could
>>>>> use his, um, heighth to get some things down for me.	Thanks.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> P.S.  If you intend to comment on this, just remember:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> My fiance is 6'8', collects automatic weapons, thinks Arnold "The Terminator"
>>>>>> S. (I'll be damned if I can spell it) is a poofta, and reads this newsgroup.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>        (By the way, imagine what will happen if you don't vote for me.)
>>>> 
>>>> Oh, as a minor comment... Mrs. Bonggg stepped *a bit* out of her bounds in
>>>> offering her fiance (me) as an incentive. She forgot to say that I charge...
>>>> 
>>>>   Ray "The Guttskwisher" Warner Bonggg
>>> Well, RAy, now that I know your name. I'm sure that, after spending 5
>>> seconds with me, you would give up your policy of charging and would
>>> actually pay me to let you be around me. I *AM* that good at
>>> everything I do. After all, I have to be; no one else is. so---can you
>>> tell me when you'll be free? That top shelf is too high for me to
>>> reach all by my self.
>>
>>
>>I'm surprised you don't have to pay people to be around *you*.  If he was to
>>pay you, it would probably be to shine his shoes with your tongue because
>>that's probably *all* it's skilled at.  Besides, you're too late-he's already
>>my (voluntary) sex slave.  It's not everyone who can keep HUMANS satisfied.
>>
>>Meredith aka not prejudiced against rodents but skilled at pleasing *all*
>>life-forms.
> 
> right, meredith, now up until now this has been a very peaceful
> and friendly sleaze contest.  gina and i have been sort of working
> together as fellow sleaze-queens...making all the men of alt.fan.m-p
> *very* happy.  
> then, you come in, steal my custard, muscle into my territory (dammit,
> i'm the one who handles the whips!) and insult our wonderful vp whom
> i adore even though i haven't formally met her.  i trust her abilities
> as a sleazy woman and respect her.  
> this has got to stop.  as i said before i am a peaceful soul, but still
> i can be angry if properly provoked...
> and i'm sure gina will start getting nasty *long* before i will..
> let's not turn this into a crisco flame-fest.  grease fires are no fun.
> 
> leather aka playing with the cat o' nine-tails
>  


OK, leather, I'll have you know that I corresponded with Gina and told her that
I was incredibly bored with this silly topic and emphasized that my comments
were nothing personal, but only in good fun.  We also discussed finding an
actual Python train of thought to head the newsgroup in a proper direction
(Imagine that! Monty Python on alt.fan.monty-python!!!!)  And Gina agreed that
this topic is getting old.  So, maybe you should move to alt.sex if you refuse
to pay homage to the great god Python...
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