HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b)
Subject: 10 good reasons why PC's are better than GF's
Reply-To: terjej@edb.tih.no
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 14:23:00 GMT


10 GOOD REASONS WHY COMPUTERS ARE BETTER THAN GIRLFRIENDS

1. You wouldnt bother to play StripPoker all night with a girlfriend.

2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours   
   in a stretch.

3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner.

4. Your computer dont mind if you are unshaved, havent showered
   this week or are sitting by it in your underwear.

5. If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away.

6. No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your
   friends.

7. With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore.

8. A computer doesnt mind you using other computers as well.

9. You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend.

10. Computers never, EVER gets a period.


-- 
Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway.

Bury me deep. The next generations will be hungry.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: robert@alkymi.unit.no (Robert Schmidt)
Subject: Re: Quotes in a list seen on T shirts
Organization: Norwegian Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 92 16:42:52 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.124034.25355@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) writes:
> >Ah,  I think it was something like....
> >   To do, is to be.....     Plato
> >   To be, is to do.....     Sarte
> >   Do be do be do......     Sinatra
> 
> I'm quite sure that it is, I am wearing that shirt at the moment.

The question of my life:

       ____
2Brs v 2Brs ?


Robert
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From: xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Date: Mon, 09 Nov 92 16:12:06 EST
Organization: Odd Parity Hacker's Group

crosby@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (CROSBY MATTHEW JAMES) writes:

> In article <12VVTB5w165w@mertwig.UUCP> xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker) wr
> >slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg) writes:
> >
> >[ HUGE brag thread deleted; you all know what it says! ]
> >
> >> 
> >> 	Seth "the Lesser"
> >
> >I think Seth won. Can we stop this now and move on?
> No kidding, it is old.
> >
> >And one thousand bullets through the head of "right! i run system V on my 
> >VIC-20!"
> 
> Exactly.
> 
> Who would want to do it anyway?  The Vic-20 is perfect the way it is!
> Just ask BIFF!
> :-) :-)
> 
> 
> 
> -- 
> -Matt
> Mere anarchy is loosed upon the net!!!!
> mcrosby@nyx.cs.du.edu     or     crosby@cs.colorado.edu


Thank you.

--
Daniel Max P. Drucker            | #define SLOGAN Hey! Lets port it to COBOL!
The 14 year old LISP/C++ genius. | Disclaimer: I don't know COBOL.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\/~\/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   Difficulty! It's the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!
From: ddv@unix.brighton.ac.uk (Domenico De Vitto)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 10 reasons why girlfreinds are better
Date: 13 Nov 92 09:30:09 GMT
Organization: University of Brighton, UK

Obviously on single man.

Dom
Xref: sparky rec.humor:32995 rec.humor.d:2568 alt.folklore.computers:15829
From: /dev/null@lorc.UUCP (The NULL Device)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Men's Public Restrooms
Keywords: Hey!  What are you looking at?
Date: 2 Nov 92 16:04:49 GMT
Organization: LORC Enterprises

john@gu.uwa.edu.au (John West) writes:
> haynes@cats.ucsc.edu (Jim Haynes) writes:
> >>You know I've been sitting in front of computer screens way too long.  A ne
> >>name for using the bathroom:  redirecting the output stream to /dev/null.

Wha!!!????

> >If only that were true - I mean the trouble with human waste and all the
> >other garbage we generate is that it doesn't just disappear like
> >a bit stream directed into /dev/null.  Systems have to be engineered
> >to deal with it, and there are costs connected with it all.

True, and I am NOT engineered to deal with human waste.  Although some of
what I deal with is just as tasty!  Such as expired news, etc....

> Data sent to /dev/null is *not* destroyed. It is stuffed into the bit
> bucket, which will eventually fill up and need to be emptied. You're
> probably not the sysadmin on your machine, so you don't have to worry
> about it. But it might be a good idea to ask someone when the bit bucket
> was last emptied.

I purge the bit-bucket once a year.  The storage capacity is relatively great,
but is not infinite.  I have 690 GB used right now, with 16TB left.

> If it was more than 6 months ago (for a large machine), I would advise
> getting yourself a *very* long way from the machine Real Quick.
> I've seen a bit bucket explode, and its not a pretty sight.

Must have been my cousin at bigram.bigdisk.edu that you are thinking of.  He
died when a cron job started dumping the entire 14GB filesystem once per
second into him.  Was not a pretty sight.  He attempted to connect to my
bucket-store, but the overflow was too great, and the attempt failed.  :-(
We'll all miss him, particularly my wife (/dev/console)--he was her favorite
cousin.  My brother in law (who had been /dev/dsk/W2d3s4 here at lorc) took
his place when root@lorc.uucp re-partitioned his disk.

> John West

> For the humour impaired: Insert a :-) after every third word
Then >> /dev/null.... So I can belch easier, of course!  I need a belch or
two to help my minor stomachache.... Ah... Ah...



<<<BELCH>>> --> 110001000101011101001011010100010110100010101000101010101011

/dev/null@lorc.UUCP  (*THE* NULL device)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: millernw@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Neal Miller)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: Clarkson University
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 13:54:20 GMT

brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:

>In article <blech> slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg) writes:
>>In article <foo> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>In article <bar> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu (Michael L. Kaufman) writes:
>>>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>>>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>>>>lines over and over again?
>>>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>>No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
>It's a rambling serenade!
How is it made?

--
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Neal Miller         | "Why not go mad?"  | millernw@craft.camp.clarkson.edu
 Clarkson University |     - Ford Prefect |     dark@craft.camp.clarkson.edu
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From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre,eunet.jokes
Subject: Re: And Still the Moon
Date: 6 Nov 92 13:46:06 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

Part 3.
                       Wandering
		       ---------
Its raining again.

and I hav'nt got a jacket.

Bum.....

I squelch up the road, swigging from a bottle of Imported Russian
Vodka (the label says "Not to be taken internally" in Russian...I
think people should be told about these things.)

The Australian Lesser Spotted Duck has been hassling me for a job
interview for the last 20 minutes.  It seems to think I'm a
respectable employer (instead of the poor excuse for the existence of
humanity that I am)

I turn left onto Lonely Street and head down Memory Lane.  I remember
when all this was fields and Lonely Way was called Easy Street.  The
duck agrees and takes a swig from my bottle.

Soon we're joined by an another.  He does'nt speak much and he smells,
but he's got enough alcohol for all of us so we get along just fine.

"I remember when all this was fields and the sun was much warmer" he muses.

He's right.

We halt under a blue neon street light (I thought they'd become
extinct...) The rain cascades down my face and pools in my turn ups (I
never did have any dress sense....maybe thats why I'm lonely....Then
again, maybe it was the beans)

Across the road stands a busker. He's singing softly to himself...

"BERMUDA TRIANGLE, IT MAKES PEOPLE HmmMMMMMM HHHMMMmmMmMM"

Time to go I think....

So we head for the all night "Eat-U-LIKE" for a double helping of
bacteria and fries (They used to be called chips when I was a lad and
America was something that happened to other countries)

The waitress seems glad to see us (although I did catch the
questioning glance at the duck)

15 minutes and two burgers later, the duck is employed as a plate
washer and Mr Other has been sick on the juke box.  (Well it was
playing 'Bad' by Micheal Jackson at the time, so nobody really blamed
him.....I remember when Micheal Jackson used to be black.)

I think my major mistake was having ancestors who thought it would be
a great idea to move into a suburban semidetached cave and leave the
security of the trees behind.

Or perhaps they never should have left the sanctity of the water.  It
makes you wonder.....

Returning home for the night ends in an anticlimax (I recall
something about REAL climaxes from my youth, but its very
hazy....maybe I should drink less)

And as the famous poet once said....

"Here's the story, Its only me.  No other place for you to be"
(Motorhead - I Got Mine)

Would you want to be somewhere else ?

Just remember that the other place could be dark, lonely and full of
small, crawling things.....
-- 
And Still the Moon is Copyright (C) Andy Cannon 1992 but that probably 
won't bother anyone.
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Liberal Buffoons
Date: 8 Nov 92 15:55:52 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <3300288@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM>, gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel) writes:
|> > Quayle Season is over. Now, it's time to put away the laser sights,
|> > hypervelocity precision bullets, and everything else and go after an 
|> > easier target: the liberal buffoons in the White House.
|> 
|> So, you think Slick Willie plays the buffoon?  Naw ... he plays the SAX.  (Not
|> very damn well, though ... )  
|> 
|> Anybody got any good sax jokes?
|> 

The worst sax I ever had was great!

But isn't it spelled sex??
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
From: bcc@lanai.Eyring.COM (Brian Cooper)
Subject: Re: base -2 arithmetic (was: Re: Trinary)
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 05:40:40 GMT

In article <3ug2TB6w165w@mertwig.UUCP> xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker) writes:
>souva@aibn58.mpifr-bonn.mpg.de (Ignatios Souvatzis) writes:
>
>> Base -1 might be trouble, but...
>> 
>> You CAN built base -2 arithmetic. 
>> 
>
>No way. Base means how many different symbols are used, and thats still 2 
>symbols, 0 and 1. Anything less than base 2 is impossible as there is no 
>contrast. 

While I'm not sure about his 'Base -2' I don't agree that you can't have
anything less than base 2.  For instance, try Base 1, below:

>> 0	
>> 1	1
>> 2	11
>> 3	111
>> 4	1111
>> 5	11111
>> 6	111111
>> 7	1111111
>> 8	11111111
>> 9	111111111
>> 10	1111111111

Most kids have a base-1 digital computer that they use for arithmetic in
the range 0-10 right close at hand.  :-)

-- 
Brian Cooper	bcc@Eyring.COM
Eyring Corp.	+1 801-375-2434 or 1 800 YES PDOS
From: samitha@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Samitha Amarasiri)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: REQUEST: pickup lines
Date: 8 Nov 1992 12:55:28 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu

Could someone repost the list of funny pickup lines that was
posted here sometime ago?  If you would much rather email directly to
me that's fine too.


-- 
Samitha Amarasiri                               (913) 537-7647 (home)
Dept. of EE, KSU                                (913) 532-5600 (work)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson)
Subject: Re: WANTED: George Carlin's Incomplete List of Impolite Words
Organization: Spectragraphics Corporation
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 92 02:04:28 GMT

In article <1992Nov5.000803.22469@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> cm007b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Dr. Ski) writes:
>In <1992Nov4.173556.10976@worldbank.org> aki@akidamme-233324.worldbank.org (aki) writes:
>
>Actually---its "shit piss cunt fuck cocksucker motherfucker and tits.
>
>Thats not the list that I believe everyone is talking about.  I have a
>poster called "An incomplete list of impolite words:2,443 Filthy words and
>phrases compiled by George Carlin."
>
>I'm not gonna type it into the computer though!!!

I think the above list is called "The seven words you can't say on television".
Believe it or not I think it's still true about 20 years later, though
there are now hundreds of other words they can say on TV they couldn't
say 20 years ago!

-- 
======== Boyd Johnson    nosc!spectra.com!johnson  San Diego, Ca. ========
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard)
Subject: Paradise Island
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 17:41:36 GMT



Once upon a time, there was a little ship crossing the ocean. Late one dark
and stormy night, a huge wave washes over the ship, capsizing it and killing
everyone on board. There was only one survivor, a little 4 year old boy. The
little tyke washed up on shore of a deserted island the next morning and from
there started out his secluded life in Paradise.  The lad took to the island
and as the years passed, he grew into a strapping, handsome young man.

Then one night, the winds came and the sky grew dark and the clouds let loose
their torrential rains and a terrible monsoon ravaged the island for several
days.

Finally the sun came out and began drying everything out again. The young man
was walking along the beach when he came upon a strange looking creature he
had never seen before. It was a woman. She was sopping wet and draped out on
the beach. He just sat and looked at her. She stirred something inside but he
didn't know exactly what.

After a while, she awoke. When she opened her eyes, she saw this handsome
young man and she thought she was in heaven. She fixed her hair as best she
could and straigtened out her skirt and ran over to him. She threw herself
upon him and let nature take its course.

When they were done and they were lying side by side in the sand, she looked
over at him and began to stroke his chest. It was at this moment she noticed
he was softly crying.

"What's wrong?" she asked?

He replied, "You broke my Clam Digger!"


-- Brat Wizard
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 18:29:04 GMT

In article <12VVTB5w165w@mertwig.UUCP> xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker) writes:
>I think Seth won. Can we stop this now and move on?
>
>And one thousand bullets through the head of "right! i run system V on my 
>VIC-20!"

Aw, buzz off. I had no intention of starting a cascade. The point was to 
counter someone's assertion that "A good computer is one that runs a good
operating system". I think not.

mdw
but i do run Sys V on my Vic-20

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cs512013@scs.carleton.ca (gerald boersma)
Subject: Re: Smileys WANTED
Organization: School of Computer Science, Carleton University, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 16:45:45 GMT

In article <1992Nov5.025051.5538@wam.umd.edu> hologram@wam.umd.edu (C. Carlson) writes:
>
>
>	Hi all!!  I'm looking for the comprehensive list of smiley
>faces.  I _thought_ I had it saved, but alas, it's not there.
>SOOoooooooo, if anyone has it (the loooong compiled list) I'd 
>appreciate it if you pass it on to me!  Gracias!!
>
>--Chris Carlson
>hologram@wam.umd.edu
>

Could someone send it to me too, please?  Much appreciated.

Gerald Boersma














Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bmcnulty@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (BOB MCNULTY)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Comparative Religion
Date: 12 Nov 92 19:25:19 GMT
Reply-To: bmcnulty@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
Organization: California State University, Chico
NNTP-Posting-Host: oavax.csuchico.edu


      COMPARATIVE RELIGION (As seen on a door at U.C. Davis)


Taoism			Shit happens.
Confucianism		Confucius says "Shit Happens."
Calvinism		Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Buddhism		If shit happens, it really isn't shit.
7th Day Advnetism	No shit on Saturdays.
Zen			What is the sound of shit happening?
Hedonism		There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Hinduism		This shit happened before.
Mormonism		This shit is going to happen.
Islam			If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Moonies			Only happy shit really happens.
Stoicism		This shit is good for me.
Protestantism		Let this shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism		Shit happens because you are BAD.
Hare Krishna		Shit happens rama rama.
Judaism			Why does this shit always happen to US?
Zoroastrianism		Shit happens half the time.
Christian Science	Shit in in your mind.
Atheism			Sheeit!
Existentialism		What is shit, anyway?
Rastafarianism		Let's smoke this shit.
 
  ??? Anybody know any others???


        ////////      "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition
       (       )        from mediocre minds."   
        \ @ @ /                          A. Einstein
-------w---U---w----
Bob McNulty, CA. STATE UNIV., CHICO
BMCNULTY@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
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From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade,alt.is.too
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Date: 8 Nov 92 18:29:23 GMT
Organization: Ostfold College

In article <1992Nov5.091423.23867@hellgate.utah.edu> galt%peruvian.cs.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt) writes:
>From: galt%peruvian.cs.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt)
>Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
>Date: 5 Nov 92 16:14:22 GMT
>Paul Martz writes:
>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>Daniel M Silevitch writes:
>>>>Seth L. Blumberg writes:
>>>>>Matt Welsh writes:
>>>>>>Michael L. Kaufman writes:
>>>>>>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>>>>>>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>>>>>>>lines over and over again?
>>>>>>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>>>>>No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
>>>>BTW, this is not a true cascade. True cascades consist of all 
>>>>one line posts that end in rhymes.
>>>They do not.
>>Sometimes they do.
>No they don't.
Does too!


          /\           | I didn't say this.      | "When there's no 
        /    \         | My supervisor would     |  more room in hell,
      /        \       | kill me if i did.       |  the dead will     
    /    (<>)    \     |_________________________|  walk the earth."
  /                \   |Gunnar Horrigmo          |
/____________________\ |gunnarh@sofus.dhhalden.no|
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: My View Of Clinton
Date: 9 Nov 92 16:40:14 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <1992Nov4.094830.14055@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu> crwilson@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu writes:
>I find it very difficult to believe that someone would vote for a person who
>committed adultery, and lied, about the same thing, three times!  This is
>living proof that christian, or even pseudo-christian, morals have no place in
>America.
>

Since when has politics had anything to do with 'the greater good' or 
'christian values'. 

Only an American could come up with this.


-- 
|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |
From: dfm2@jaguar.uofs.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re:Repost Seasonal humor
Date: 11 Nov 92 19:06:21 GMT
Organization: University of Scranton

you ejaculanterned to soon :)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: THUSARIK@Provo (Theresa A. Husarik)
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Organization: NLD
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 00:14:06 GMT

My eye doctor's name is:

	Dr. Bogus
From: john@iluvatar.duke.tip.edu (John Jones / Duke University)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted....answering machine messages
Date: 13 Nov 92 16:06:40 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.6996
X-Posted-From: InterNews1.0a5@news.cs.duke.edu
Xdisclaimer: No attempt was made to authenticate the sender's name.

In article <1992Nov3.162608.87313@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>
jao0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JONATHAN ANDREW OMINSKY) writes:

> If anyone has answering machine messages please send them to me.
> 
> My email address is jao0@lehigh.edu


I heard a great one the other day.....I called a married friend of mine
and it went like this "Sorry I can't come to the phone right now....I'm
all tied up(pause)....as soon as she(wife's name) unties me, I'll
return your call"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca (macleod heather)
Subject: Re: Wanted: List of Deep thoughts!!!
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 15:08:46 GMT

In article <1992Nov12.145025.5562@desire.wright.edu> nseth@desire.wright.edu writes:
>In article <1992Nov11.191618.18422@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, el8g@kelvin.seas.Virginia.EDU (Erez Liebermann) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov6.010720.27183@hubcap.clemson.edu> sdarive@eng.clemson.edu writes:
>>>
>>>Could someone please e-mail me the list of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.
>>>
>>>Thanx in advance.
>>>
>>>-Siva
>> Me too please
>> erez@virginia.edu
>> 
>
>I would also appreciate getting that list.
>
>Thanks
>
>Nitin Seth
>nseth@cs.wright.edu
>
Me too please!  Heather macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Subject: Re:feminist jokes
Reply-To: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 02:25:01 GMT


In a previous article, dfm2@jaguar.uofs.edu () says:

>Dont equate with being anti-feminist with being anti-female
>Most feminist ideology is working towards a world identitical to what
>a horny, lazy, hateful, bigoted old man in the 1930's could only dream 
>about.
><i would never post an anti-female joke, because females are people
>i have no problem with posting anti-feminist jokes because feminism
>isnt people, its an ideology that people subscribe to (which happens to be 
>bullshit).
>


THANK YOU, RUSH LIMBAUGH!!!

(asshole...)

-- 
*...your Friendly Neighborhood Atheist  //   No God, Know Peace   /\     * 
*                    Kelley L. Miller  //  Know God, No Peace    /P \    *    
*                  ae642@yfn.ysu.edu  //                        /____\   *
*****************  James Trafficant for US Senate, 1998  *****************
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: casey@stars.gsfc.nasa.gov (Sean Casey GSFC (301)286-4558)
Subject: "To be or Not to be..."  Shakespear
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: NASA/GSFC-Laboratory for Astronomy and Solar Physics
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 02:41:00 GMT

  >In the past I have seen on a T shirt and on cards a string of quotes
  >that start and end like this:
  >
  >  "To be or Not to be..."  Shakspear
  >
  > "...."
  >
  >  "...."
  >
  >  "To be do be do"  Sinatra
  >
  >Does any one have the entire set?  Thanks in advance

Isn't it

  To be is to do - Decarte
  To do is to be - Sarte
  Dobe dobe dobe - Sinatra

SC
-------
Someone made joke of Alfred E. Neuman with H. Ross Perot and
the subtitle "What Me Win?"

Newsgroups: rec.humor