HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gdn5220@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Subject: Re: HELP! teach me to be more romantic....
Reply-To: gdn5220@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Organization: Montana State University
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 01:44:33 GMT

In article <C1F9so.MnE@csugrad.cs.vt.edu>, kim@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Tae Kim) writes:
>Hello netters, it seems that I've run into a little problem.  I'm having
>problems coming up with romantic things to do with this girl I'm dating.>Valentines day is coming up and I can't think of a anything I could do.
>Well, actually I'm looking for something really special, out of the
>ordinary.

There is a book that you can buy called 1000 romantic things to do, or
something like that.  You could probobly  pick up a copy at the local book
store.
Organization: University of Maine System
Date: Monday, 25 Jan 1993 21:53:28 EST
From: <IO20939@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: ***Top-notch romantic movies?***
 <PRAUDA.93Jan24011239@dol-guldur.hut.fi>

 > I can't understand that by the time I'm reading this, no-one still has
>mentioned Ladyhawke, which to me is the most romantic movie of all
>time (and I'll defend my opinion to the death against all those who
>prefer the Princess Bride... PB was okay, but... well, just not in the
>same class).

Kristiina, I cannot agree with you more.  I just forced a group of my friends
to view it for the first time.  I fell in love with it years ago and made belie
vers out of my buddies.  It IS the greatest!  Rutger Hauer and Michelle
Pfieffer are terrific together.  And Matthew Broderick is a hoot!!!  This is a
definite must see.  Another good one is "Some Kind of Wonderful".  Enjoy!
-------
Stolen Kisses Are Always Sweetest.


Heather Wiersma
IO20939@MAINE.MAINE.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Best Place for a Sunset...
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Distribution: na
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 93 23:33:39 GMT

In article <93Jan20.205417.24953@acs.ucalgary.ca> verwey@acs.ucalgary.ca (Mary-Ann Verwey) writes:

**some deleted stuff**

>Oh I imagine we will... ;) think you can handle it? *grins
>evilly?*

I think the question is, do you think you can handle *me*?!
Brewhahahahahahahahahahaahhaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rip(Prepare to meet thy doom!)
-- 
Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant
intelligence.
                -- Henrik Tikkanen
From: 9999cs02@dt3.dt.uh.edu (Tina Marie!)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: ***Top-notch romantic movies?***
Date: 21 Jan 1993 23:33 CST
Organization: University of Houston-Downtown
Distribution: world
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News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41A   

In article <C18Lpv.1wp@ccu.umanitoba.ca>, evorst@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Ed Vorst) writes...
>May I suggest "The Princess Bride". I know it has been discussed as of
>late, but it is so good that it really needs to be said again. 
>Unfortunately, Alladin is not out on video yet , but "Green Card is also
>very romantic (and better than Pretty Woman!)
	
	Yes!! Green Card is great..and VERY romantic....

Tina Marie
Official TradeMark of ARC/RFA

"And love made death an illusion" -- Chthon, Piers Anthony
From: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday
Date: 25 Jan 93 18:06:27 GMT
Organization: Salter, Inc.

gemr@netcom.com (Mary Epperson) shares: 

>Also, please keep in mind that the title "RoadRunner" is already
>taken.  I think RickI would like to keep his title.  :-)

I'm glad you mentioned that, Mary. This seems like a good time to post
the current list.  If anyone is missing, let me know.

Thanks!

Julie Salter - President
Lisa Dominique (Lis) -- Good Romantic Witch and The Honorable Former President
Pete Walsh (Ender) -- Secretary to the President
Stephen Dennison (wherever HE is) -- VP
Michelle Wiener ('Chelle)  -- *HIS* Secretary
Steve Salter -- Official Fireside Sex Advisor (OSFA)
Rip & Chris -- Palanquin Bearers for the SexySecretaries
Curtis (M. LeFlouffe) -- Mascot and Donkey Hodey
Paul Norris -- Official Snoopy AND PR Agent for 'Chelle
Mary Epperson -- GEMR & Official RFA Sex'y to the ChatHosts
Tina Marie -- Official TradeMark
Rick Iswara -- Official Roadrunner
Redneck -- Official Lumberjack
Garrett Fitzgerald (Sarek of Vulcan) Official Diver of the RFA, 'Chelle's 
	TwinSib, and Donna's OneTrueLove
Scott Gier -- Keeper of the Flame
Eric Smith -- Official Translator
Danun -- Official Yogurt Queen
Andi Woods -- RFA Gypsy
Ruthie -- RFA Gardener???
Steve (Yoda) -- Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force AND 
	Official Green Light Spotter for the Secretary to the Prez.  (*whew*)
Judi --  Official Dryad to the RFA
Tony Coates - Knight Defender of the Grail of Human Dignity
Kristiina -  Official FireDancer of the RFA
Rob - Official Journeyman-harper of the RFA
Scott McCoy (Cheshire Cat) -  Official Back Scratcher of the RFA
Lisa Marie Dibert - official Balloonist to the RFA
Jason - Official Wandering Archer of the RFA
AndyC - The Official Raconteur of the RFA
Sarah Curtis Johnson - Official Strawberry of the RFA!!
Paul Dohram - Official Hobbes of the RFA,
Erin Anderson - Kryst the Philosopher
Clare West - The Official Welcomer
Michel (Goudeseune) - Official Pronker of the RFA
Christine Nelson - Sweet Tart of the RFA
Kai Voit - Official Jester
Mike Vietri (Blackjac) - Official Gambler
Steve Smith - Official Alchemist
Paul Curtis - Time Lord
Paul Snow - Official Cloud Watcher
Ed Vorst - The Official Conquistador and Deliverer of the Holy Warm Fuzzies;  
		Protector of the RFA from Non-romantics and lust-seekers.
Sean Roberts - Provisional Knight-Errant


Untitled.....

Mona Hatfield
Tom Shaw (BDC)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Julie Salter<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
            President, Romantic Fire Association
  Wife of the Official Fireside Sex Advisor..AKA: Steven Salter
"Look into my eyes...you will see....what you mean to me......"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>email: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Huh? (was: Love & Happiness
Keywords: Happy, Happiness, *:>
Date: 22 Jan 93 05:10:48 GMT
Organization: Dept of CompSci, U of Auckland

diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) writes:
>cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West) writes:
>
>] Its a rather big cupboard - 5' x 10' x 8' (Edouard says it's more like
>] a very large linen cupboard with no shelves)
>
>That's "closet" in CatWoman-speak...
>Something that a lot of apartments around
>here remind us of...

In New Zealand English closet is a word that is known but not often
used - mainly people come out of them but that's about it.

chalk up another one to the seperation of our cultures by a 'common'
language.

clare

-- 
     |                 &   Official Welcomer    &  Hello, my name is Inigo 
,--. |  --. ,--. ,--.  &      of the RFA        &  Montoya.  You killed my 
|    | ,--| |    |--'  &  BigSis to Kristiina,  &  father. Prepare to die.
`--' " `--" "    `--'  &    Eric and Chris      &    -- The Princess Bride
From: elfie@cibbs.UUCP
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Future Love
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 93 11:23:57 EST
Organization: DataSoft Consulting (Toronto, Ont. Canada)

jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane) writes:

> In article <1993Jan16.065323.369@mtu.edu> bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon) writes:
> 	AACK!!  You ate a beaver?  How could you!!  Such sweet
> 	furry little creatures with their tiny buck teeth and
> 	all... and you actually ATE ONE???  waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!
> 	Now who's gonna look after the dam and take care of the
> 	little beavers left with no one to take care of them?
> 	How could you do such a thing!!  waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!
> 
> 	Gandalf!!!  *sniff*  He ate a beaver!!!!  
> 
> 

I've had beaver's tail once or twice.  You can get them at La Ronde in 
Montreal or at Canada's Wonderland in Ontario...  Pretty good with sugar 
and maple syrup.  [GRIN]


---____  ____
  //     //   DataSoft Consulting   elfie@cibbs.UUCP
 //     //   Club InSaNiTy BBS     uunorth!cibbs!elfie
 ==== ====  Toronto, Ont., Canada
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: happy, lovey hugs to all...............................eughghgh!
Date: 24 Jan 93 04:58:03 GMT
Organization: Something close to nothing, but different than the day before

eruchyes@cats.ucsc.edu (Mikel Eruch Maron) writes:
>
>I've read about how sickening arc was but didn't quite believe it until
>just now. Why don't you guys go hang out in a Hallmark store.

Because then we wouldn't get to interact with

One Nut
Little Brain Utilizing (When they think at all)
Anal-retentive
Close-minded 
Ignorant

Moronic dips such as yourself who are so pompous as to assume that 50,000
people are going to actually *give* a rip that you don't like us! Look, I'll
send you a quarter so you can call someone who cares about your opinion. The 
clue you have to find on your own...sorry!

Tyger
-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break 
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: beckerd@juliet.ecs.csus.edu (David Becker)
Subject: a poem for my love
Summary: an original 
Organization: California State University, Sacramento
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 07:53:14 GMT

Fellow Romantics -
	The following is a poem I have written for my
loved one.  Funny how I find it easier to give it to
the world than I do to give it to her.  At any rate,
comments are welcome, of course, but do the net a
favor and send them to me at the address in the header.
This group gets MORE than enough messages as it is.
Feel free to distribute and use this poem for whatever
you wish, just be sure to keep the title and my name 
on it.  And of course, don't change it.

:)

				-=[GoldenHawk]=-

P.S.  Think she'll like it?  (poem follows)

Love, For You
-------------
by David S. Becker

I hear sounds,
what could they be?

My hearts' beating,
when you're near me?

A bird in song,
a flower in bloom?

Suns early beams,
from dawn till noon?

To share with you,
is time enough?

Such gentle things,
like a cloud puff?

My hand in yours,
your hand in mine.

Your beauty and wit,
supremely divine.

I hope you return
my feelings for you.

Follow your heart,
be straight and true.

---
end
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From: deviass@ecf.toronto.edu (Deviasse Robert)
Subject: Re: OK, ENOUGH ALREADY!!
Organization: University of Toronto, Engineering Computing Facility
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 23:37:46 GMT

In article <BDPoXB13w165w@cibbs.UUCP> elfie@cibbs.UUCP writes:
>dks@sr.com (Dave K. Sprow) writes:
>
>> OK, that's it!!  I'm a easy-going kind-type person, but I have my limits!!
>> 
>> I'm in L.A. and I'm *sick* of all this rain...  This isn't supposed to be
>> happending here!!  Hell, if I wanted this much rain I could move to
>> Seattle.  Day after day after day....   Hey, I moved here from Phila to
>> (partially) get to better weather.
>> 
>> If I don't get some warmth and some sun soon..... well, it's too hideous
>> to contemplate.
>> 
>> 
>> (bitch-mode off, for the moment]
>> 
>> David S.
>> 
>> 
>
>You know, you could come to Toronto and enjoy the sunshine and the 
>snow...  [wicked GRIN]  Just a thought.  I'd even loan you a scarf and 
>mittens.
>

Elfie!

Now look what you did!

You taunted him with our nice clean crisp canadian snow, and now it's
raining in Toronto!!!!


I wonder how David did that?!?!

Take care
    Robert


-- 
/-------------------------------+---------------------------------------------\
| Robert N. Deviasse            |"The things that are not easily attained,    |
| EMAIL: g2devi@cdf.utoronto.ca |    are the things we cherish the most."     |
+-------------------------------+---------------------------------------------/
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw)
Subject: Thought Du Jour
Organization: Milwaukee Internet Xchange BBS, Milwaukee, WI U.S.A.
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 04:29:27 GMT



One of the nice things about egotists: they never talk about 
anyone else.....


BDC
-- 
  May I walk in beauty.  Make my eyes      | TA Shaw          |        oOO 
  ever behold the red and purple sunset.   | shaw@mixcom.com  |  _____ OO 
  Make my hands respect the things you have+------------------| (_/-\_)..
  made, and my ears sharp to your voice - Chief Yellow Lark   | ==(0).
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Snowfest at the Castle!
Date: 24 Jan 93 23:51:39 GMT
Organization: Dept of CompSci, U of Auckland

ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) writes:
>Feral Note:  A very quick writing...please ignore awkwardness, etc. :)
ditto from Eowyn

>	The long absent Princess Siboean laughed and joined in the fun! T'zu
>bounded about in the snow and then Feral Knight saw Dark Knight forming
>immense balls of snow and heaving them about! Eowyn's bright laugh pealed
>over the meadows as she and Brianna worked together to overwhealm Moniford
>and Mikandric. Kathrea fell back into a drift and made a snow angel while
>Lady Elaine delicately carved the mounds of snow that Brianna had rolled up. A
>beautiful snow sculpture became alive under her artistic hands.

Eowyn was really enjoying herself. She hated the way winter tended to
force one to stay indoors rather than being out in the fresh air. Not
that being indoors was all bad.....she smiled as she thought of Dark
Knight ;-) Today, however, was a beautiful day, The sun shone one the
castle inhabitants as they played in the snow. 

She smiled at Dark Knight and then surprised him with a snow ball. It
sailed beautifully through the air and hit him on the nose. He looked
quite comical brushing the snow off his face.

Eowyn
-- 
     |                 &   Official Welcomer    &  Hello, my name is Inigo 
,--. |  --. ,--. ,--.  &      of the RFA        &  Montoya.  You killed my 
|    | ,--| |    |--'  &  BigSis to Kristiina,  &  father. Prepare to die.
`--' " `--" "    `--'  &    Eric and Chris      &    -- The Princess Bride
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: I got an idea! *audience is stunned*
Organization: OFSA
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 17:56:10 GMT

"Kryst the Philosopher" <erisande@cherry.ucs.indiana.edu> says:
>rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
>>erisande@cherry.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher) writes:
>>
>>>rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
>>>>
>>>>What!! Lis in a leather suit???  :-)~~~~~
>>>>Where was I at the time???  :-)
>>
>>>	Far, far away...  She was mine at the time.  ;)  Right Lis
>>>babe?

Ok, ok. I think it is more accurate to say "You were hers" at the
time. You were Lis's official bodyguard but when you took it out of
your sig I gues it left the field open. :)

>>
>>Sheesh!! These young buggers who think they own everything!!
>>No respect for their elders, I say!  :-)
>
>	WAIT A MINUTE!  I have PLENTY of respect for my elders.
>Especially including the lady we call Lis here.  I expect your apology
>for this attack on my personality!

Really, Ross. a "young bugger"? Really, Erin, don't be so goddam
touchy. AHHHHahaaahaaahaaa

>>You've still got it, haven't you, Lis??
>
>	Yes, she has, I am sure.  And if it be of any importance, I
>would enjoy spending more time with Lis if that would be possible.

Got what? *sritch scratch* I think I got it too!!!

>Kryst - Lis' ORIGINAL and most adoring REAL bodyguard.  Just ask!
>
>	(Until this boy does a REAL bodyguard duty for Lis, _I_ am the
>TRUE bodyguard.)

I have to agree with Kryst, Ross. HE was the original and did actual
bodyguard duty. He DID seem to enjoy the "task" significantly. :)
Maybe the two of you can tender your qualifications and possible
alternate Titles to me and I , as a non biased judge, will render
final judgement on the actual Bodyguard title. I have to tell ya,
Ross. Erin is waaaay ahead at the moment.

Steve


-- 
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
      - we are all just prisoners here, of our own device....

|||||||||||||||||||ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu||||||||||||||||||||||
From: wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (DARK_KNIGHT)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Snowfest at the Castle!
Date: 26 Jan 93 15:37:24 GMT
Reply-To: wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
Organization: California State University, Chico
NNTP-Posting-Host: oavax.csuchico.edu

In article <1993Jan24.235139.16375@cs.aukuni.ac.nz>, cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West) writes:
>Eowyn:  A very quick writing...please ignore awkwardness, etc. :)
>
>
>Eowyn was really enjoying herself. She hated the way winter tended to
>force one to stay indoors rather than being out in the fresh air. Not
>that being indoors was all bad.....she smiled as she thought of Dark
>Knight ;-) Today, however, was a beautiful day, The sun shone one the
>castle inhabitants as they played in the snow. 
>
>She smiled at Dark Knight and then surprised him with a snow ball. It
>sailed beautifully through the air and hit him on the nose. He looked
>quite comical brushing the snow off his face.

Dark Knight was suprised at the cold sensation currently radiating 
from his face.  Wiping the snow off so he could see, he looked in
the direction that the snow ball had come from.  He saw Eowyn and
reaching down, formed another snow ball for a return throw.  Taking
his arm back, he heaved it at Eowyn ... who promptly ducked.  GEMR,
who was heading over to say something to Feral Knight, received the
brunt of the snow.  Turning, she glared in Dark Knights direction
and she sees him concentratedly looking at something in the opposite
direction.  She realizes that this is just a ploy on his part to 
get her to believe that it wasn't him that threw the snow ball.  She
reaches down to the snow and begins to form a snow ball of her own
to return the favor.

DK
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 16:44:09 EST
From: <DPS124@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: good response miss firebird

just wanted to commend you on a wonderful response to a complicated issue. (tak
ing so's for granted) i wish my x-so would have been so thoughtfull....*sigh*.


DAN
Aspiring Poet of the Fabled Land of Love
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: smersch@eng.clemson.edu (Iron Tiger)
Subject: Re: Suicide or Kill the Neighbors?
Reply-To: smersch@eng.clemson.edu
Organization: College of Engineering, Clemson Univ.
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 17:35:59 GMT

Kill the neighbors.
And, three cheers for Catherine.


Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
Subject: Re: happy, lovey hugs to all...............................eughghgh!
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 09:10:59 GMT

rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:

>Oh, so what am I now?  Just some *thing*, some *object* that can be
>passed around?  Hmmmmm.....?  The only one that can give me away is
>MA, my most worth Mistress!  And what you mean by 'a rip'?  Are there
>more of me around?  Now isn't *that* a pleasant tought? :-)

Not for the sheep of this world!
Run for your lives, all ewes!!  :-)

--
Ross
Official Personal Bodyguard to Lis, the Good Romantic Witch
***********************************************************
From: fes9s@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Howard Johnson's Got His Ho-Jo Workin')
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: A new story for TM(TM)
Date: 26 Jan 93 05:03:48 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

The latest installment of Tony and Jennifer (<wink>) has me wondering:

am i the only one who howls at full moons? 

(and i mean on purpose, loud, and in real life...when it's *not*
cloudy here in Charlottesville, VA, and when i twig that it 
happens to be a full moon...;)

frank/Cheez Wiz
--
"I'm shooting pool, Fats.  When I miss--*then* you can shoot."
                               --"Fast Eddie" Felson
"Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust."
                               -- Jethro Tull                     
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
Subject: Re: I got an idea! *audience is stunned*
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 07:44:15 GMT

erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Nowhere Man) writes:

>gemr@netcom.com (Mary Epperson)

>>Wanna make a bet?? *grin*  I've got a reallll interesting one, Erin!!

>	Does this one have to do with chains, whips, and Lis in a
>leather suit?

What!! Lis in a leather suit???  :-)~~~~~
Where was I at the time???  :-)

--
Ross
Official Personal Bodyguard to Lis, the Good Romantic Witch
***********************************************************
From: pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: A new story for TM(TM)
Date: 26 Jan 93 21:36:03 GMT
Reply-To: pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation


In article <1993Jan26.050348.17906@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, fes9s@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Howard Johnson's Got His Ho-Jo Workin') writes:
|>The latest installment of Tony and Jennifer (<wink>) has me wondering:
|>
|>am i the only one who howls at full moons? 

Ooops...  Looks like Tony's deep, dark secret is out...

|>(and i mean on purpose, loud, and in real life...when it's *not*
|>cloudy here in Charlottesville, VA, and when i twig that it 
|>happens to be a full moon...;)

Not at all.  I like to howl at the moon myself (especially when I remember
that I don't have an SO to share the moonrise with...)

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+  Sean Roberts  +    spr@abo.dec.com     +  Chivalry shall  +
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++  never die, as   +
+  Official Knight-Errant of the RFA      +  long as there   +
+  Speaker to the Flame                   +  is one man who  +
+  Protector of the Gallan-Tree           +  believes in it  +
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
From: neuroman@cibbs.UUCP
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: SM ISO MAIL          
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 20:48:06 EST
X-Maildoor: WaflineMail 1.00r

St92rcn@cen.ex.ac.uk mentioned this on 01-22-93 15:00


S >My name is rachel and I want your body
S >

But how do we know if we want yours?


Neuroman@CIBBS.UUCP
UNNORTH!CIBBS!ROOT

--- WinQwk 2.0b#0
From: erisande@cherry.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Suicide or Kill the Neighbors?
Date: 25 Jan 93 22:02:08 GMT
Organization: ARCP&D

smccoy@dw3g.ess.harris.com (Cheshire Cat)
>Julie Salter breaks the news:
>|> 
>|> And yes, I've retired from attacking single men in my kitchen.
>|> 
>
>Well, if that's the case, cancel my reservations for the Chat!
>
>	*harrumph*
>
>Takes the shine off the whole event!

	Yeah, I was a special person at that point.  See what happens
when people get married?  Others suffer the consequences.  Sheesh.
What a bummer of a world...
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