HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: Jesters Erection Lesults 
Originator: kchestn@c00401-346dan.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 14:55:12 GMT


In article <BxL8J4.Kt8@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
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|> From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
|> Subject: Jesters Erection Lesults 
|> Message-ID: <BxL8J4.Kt8@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>
|> Sender: news@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (USENET News)
|> Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
|> Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 00:28:15 EST
|> Lines: 27
|> 
|> jwlr@monet.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
|> >jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|> >>kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
|> >>>Jester,
|> >>>nice to have you back.  I need help.  I,m here in the booth, well part of the
|> >>>time, judging the sleeze contest.  I really have my hands full julgling
|> >>>these, er, um, women.  And a lovly pair, er, group of women have joined in.
|> >>>The two front runners are Gina and Leather with honerably mention to lots of
|> >>>others.  
|> >>well...i would have to say that Gina loses the sleeze contest..
|> >>Gina is a well-respected lady that only lowers her bodice line
|> >>when it gives her the advantage...like when she 'bought' 6 votes
|> >>for VP...which i might add she was quaLIFIED FOR ANYWAY
|> >Hey!! I *still* haven't been paid yet!
|> 
|> for what?? eh??? Gina is paying me for aiding in her election
|> by creating voter fraud........
|> 
|> >>>chestnutt aka its so nice to have a penis
|> >>Court Jester aka if you say so.....
|> >J Seam aak so!
|> JReste aka grrr.......I want to be an airbourne ranger

You want to be a fair haired major?

chestnutt aka i'll bet you'ed be cute

|> -- 
|> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
|> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
|> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
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From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: AllEngland Summarise Proust Contest
Date: 4 Nov 92 22:18:13 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov4.213432.743@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
> In article <1992Nov3.073055.18755@iitmax.iit.edu>, granben@elof.iit.edu (Benjamin Granzeau) writes:
>> MAJOR FLAME!!!!!!!!!
>> 
>>   /\/\/\/\
>>   |      |
>>  (________)
>>    IDIOT!
>> 
>> I would just like to say that the man who could summerize proust best was not  
>> not the winner of the summerize proust compitition!  If you had seen the  
>> skit, YOU MIGHT KNOW THAT!!!!  All of the contestants did equally bad so they
>> gave the prize to the girl with the biggest tits (Carol).  Don't answer a 
>> question unless you are reasonably sure that you're RIGHT!!!
>> 
>> By the way, I vote for the girl with the biggest tits for the election.
>                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> That would be my fiancee, Mrs. Sofia-Meredith Sergei-Ann Luke-Warner Bonggg.
> She needs more votes. Please vote for her! *Evil Brownnosed Grin*
> 
>> (If it is still going.)
>> 
>>  


Oh, darling, surely you exaggerate.  I'm too modest for this fussing.  I'm only
the *second* biggest.






>> The Great-at-nothing Gonzo        `8r)
>> ------------------------------------------------------------------
>> "Thrilling Headgear!  Spine-Tingling toast!" -R&S space episodes.
>> "How do you like it, sirs?" -Joe, Mystery Science Theather 3000
>> "No sir, didn't like it." -Mr. Horse, R&S
>> All the opinions above are fact.              NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sex sells...Let's go shopping!
Date: 9 Nov 92 14:41:09 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov4.133932.3699@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <1992Nov3.173617.14433@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet interrogates small furry creatures to no avail:
>> 
>>>Honey, with me there are no limits. (so do I have your vote now? what
>>>about the rest of you?)
>> 
>> You can have as much as you can handle.
> I don't think there could be too much of you for me to handle. I'm a
> grown up with lots of endurance, creativity, and imagination. =)

Grown up?  If your application to the Masons was correct, you're still but a
child.  Barely out of your tender teenage years.  How sad.  Wouldn't you want
someone who's been around (nudge nudge) and knows what she's doing?

Meredith aka old enough to know how to please 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Fievel's final plea
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 01:25:42 GMT

brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:

>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
>: In article <2NOV92.20153354@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>: > okay...the election is over tomorrow, which means i have one last chance.
>: > brought to you by the subliminal campaign to elect fievel
>: 
>: Ok, I have 3 questions:
>: 	1. Who should I vote for?
>: 	2. Why kill Jester (look for the subliminal messages!)
>: 	3. do you love me?
>: 	4. Will you still respect me in the morning?
>: Ok, 4 questions.
>And what is your chief weapon?
Wouldn't you like to know, big boy.
Eccles aka I had it a minute ago.
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Available once again?
Date: 8 Nov 92 17:25:33 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

Blimey!!  I hate the equipment at this bloody college, it never bloody
works....

The net's been down for a couple of days, and I still don't know if we can
post, so if we can, please signify it by screaming "SEMPRINI!" at the top of
your lungs and responding to my free officer...

(If you can read this post, and tell me so, I'd be so grateful that I'd break
out the vat of custard, and the whips and the chains, and the leather boots,
and the booze and throw everyone a great big orgy.)

Meredith aka not president and not vice president but still the sleaziest and
most creative sex toy
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 10 Nov 92 23:32:39 GMT
Organization: ~/lib/organization

In article <1992Nov10.170228.22482@nevada.edu> dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
>In article <sprooney.721379189@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>
>>>>>>gina, sweetie your flirting is out of control; you are flirting
>>>>>>with women now...care to flirt with me?
>>>>>                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>>>           Sure...   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>>ooh, let's make it a threesome, shall we?  menages a trois are so much
>>>>fun...
>>>ookey.
>>Not a very imaginitve answer, was it?
>It was about all I could say, as my lips were stapled together, then covered
>with duck tape.
right, honey.  and you enjoyed every minute of it.

>>>>>>>And they want a hard-core sleazefest. What's wrong with the soft-core?
>>>>>>>What's our country up to these days?
>>>>>Nothing good.  Although we're almost out of the rut.  Just a few more years..
>>>>gleep.  i hope so...or i'm moving (i'll come stay with you, sprooney,
>>>>ok?  and remind me to discipline you for flirting with everyone under
>>>>the sun...)
>>>Okay.  Discipline me for flirting with Everyone Under The Sun  (although I
>>>don't even think I've metter yet.).
>>Don't worry. Either have I.
>>>
>>>>>>family values.
>>>>>>hardcore, softcore, both can be good if you've got the stuff.
>>>>>yes...  (nods)
>>>>but you gotta know what you're doing..as well i do.
>>>>learn from an expert!  leather, the sleazy redhead who does
>>>>hard and soft equally well! (but who prefers hard and is very good
>>>>at making the soft hard..)
>>>I would think so.  Redheads are especially good at that sort of thing.  Alas,
>>>the last one I knew left several years ago.  Oh well... (grins and looks
>>>hopefully at leather)
>>Leather Red HEAD!
>I'll turn the rest of her red...  (Grins impishly)
oooh, i would love that...tell me exactly how you're going to do it..

>>>>>>which i don't doubt you do.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>leather aka a peaceful soul...honest.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>William Turlough Cat aka beiad
>>>>
>>>>
>>>William Turlough Cat aka beiad
>>Wotever you say, mate. aka mNSio
>
>William Turlough Cat aka beiad

leather aka bodypaint?  floggings? spam?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: le pouff celebre
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 01:29:44 GMT

csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk (DAVE) writes:


>Can anyone translate the following into english ???

>I suspect the previous two replies were wrong !

>(From 'Monty Python's Big Red Book')

>		Le Pouff Celebre
>		----------------
>Bonjour les hommes, et a toutes les madames bonjour encore - pas oublier les
>enfants, les mademoiselles, et les vendeurs de legumes vertes. Bonjour a tout
>le monde!
Good morning, yes I still respect you. And all the other women of course - can't
forget all the children, misses, and sellers of green vegaltable I've slept
with. Good mornign to the all world.

>Mon colleague et moi, Brian Zatapatique, (vive Brian, le pouff celebre) ont
>dit a vous au subject du Mouton Anglo-Francais (avec les pommes frites).
My colleague in bed and I, Brian Zataetc, (he'd not dead, he's the messiah)
spoke to you about the subject of a French/English mountain. (made of potatoes).

>Je vous voudrai recommender ce Mouton de l'aviation, parce qu'il est le 
>premier Mouton aeronautique dans le monde entier.
I would recommend we build a plane out of it, because it is the best pile
of potatoes int eh world for launching planes.

>Mais, peut-etre vous me demandez, ou est le bagage? ou sont les voyageurs?
>Et maintenant - voila! Ils sont dans l'interior d'intestins du mouton
>Anglo-Francais.
But, I hear you cry, where do we put the baggage loader? And the passengers?
But wait - here! They can eat some of the potatoes into their intestines while
on the mountain of French/english

>Certainement, il est un bon example de l'international co-operation et
>particulierement entre la France et l'Angleterre.
Certainly, it is a good example of the international cooperation and 
particularily between France andEngland.

>A toutes les fans de mon colleque (l'international pederaste celebre) et moi,
>mille francs salutations,
All the fans of my colleague (the international famous pederast) and me
want millions of francs in applause


>Brian Zatapatique et son ami.
Brian Zatawetx and his friend

Eccles the bi-lingular.
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: E.D.Silly's Page(official version)
Date: 10 Nov 92 19:25:24 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

jbrett@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Jonathan) writes:

>A message from Tonto
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~	
>	Once again it's been a bad year for goats, with humans confirming
> their ascendency in the vital fields of politics,economics,education
> and technological achievements. Only in the Arts and in the mountains
> have goats maintained their supremacy. Eton, Harrow and many other top
> public schools are still closed to goats, and, of the Services, only the
> R.A.F. allows goats to take up anything other than short-service
> commisions. Fashion still passes us by, and when did you last see a goat
> on Top Of The Pops?
>	If we are to change this at all, we must learn to THINK GOAT. Don't
> think of yourself as the plaything of Alpine milkmaids, the mascot of the
> Irish Guards... Think of yourself as a GOAT. Don't be compromised by the
> R.S.P.C.A....  remember GOAT IS GREAT! Right On !

Or as JB (the Goat-Father of Soul) once put it:
"Say it LOUD, I'm GOAT and I'm PROUD!!"

>P.S do not eat this message.

(gulp.) What?? Oh, sorry.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Executive Speech
Date: 7 Nov 92 17:24:54 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1dd4bhINN5fi@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, dlp5@po.CWRU.Edu (Daniel L. Price) writes:
> 
> In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet () says:
> 
>>Due to the overwhelming desire to speak, 
>>President-elect (!!!!!) Gina speaks:
> 
> Hey!  I thought None of the Above was Pres-elect.
> I had my heart set on posting in an autonomous collective.
> Help!  I'm being repressed!
> 
> Dan smurf Pthbtbtbt!
In all actuality, Dan, None of the Above asked me to say that for him,
so I was saying it, but only on the higher authority of our
magnanimous real president-elect.

No repression or depression or recession intended.
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From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Female incentive
Date: 12 Nov 92 10:46:21 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov9.140953.769@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
> In article <1992Nov8.151752.3782@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>> In article <1992Nov4.133214.740@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov2.142356.3656@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>> In article <1992Oct31.144152.727@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> For my fellow females, a campaign promise...
>>>>> 
>>>>> You can borrow my fiance.
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> When's the next night he's free? I can't reach the top shelf and could
>>>> use his, um, heighth to get some things down for me.	Thanks.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>> 
>>>>> P.S.  If you intend to comment on this, just remember:
>>>>> 
>>>>> My fiance is 6'8', collects automatic weapons, thinks Arnold "The Terminator"
>>>>> S. (I'll be damned if I can spell it) is a poofta, and reads this newsgroup.
>>>>> 
>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>>        (By the way, imagine what will happen if you don't vote for me.)
>>> 
>>> Oh, as a minor comment... Mrs. Bonggg stepped *a bit* out of her bounds in
>>> offering her fiance (me) as an incentive. She forgot to say that I charge...
>>> 
>>>   Ray "The Guttskwisher" Warner Bonggg
>> Well, RAy, now that I know your name. I'm sure that, after spending 5
>> seconds with me, you would give up your policy of charging and would
>> actually pay me to let you be around me. I *AM* that good at
>> everything I do. After all, I have to be; no one else is. so---can you
>> tell me when you'll be free? That top shelf is too high for me to
>> reach all by my self.
> 
> 
> I'm surprised you don't have to pay people to be around *you*.  If he was to
> pay you, it would probably be to shine his shoes with your tongue because
> that's probably *all* it's skilled at.  Besides, you're too late-he's already
> my (voluntary) sex slave.  It's not everyone who can keep HUMANS satisfied.
> 
Thanks for shattering my ego there, buddy. I'll have to get hostile if
you keep that up, ya know!!!!!
Gina
>
 Meredith aka not prejudiced against rodents but skilled at pleasing *all*
> life-forms.
>
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 7 Nov 92 18:20:41 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov7.001054.7581@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, hschmidt@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Heidi E Schmidt) writes:
>>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>>>>Passionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?
>>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back?  (purr 
>>>purr nose sniff...)
>>> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
>      Went out of style??  Precious cat... you have been taking a cat nap...;)
> I am for the warm bear hugs,snuggling... and the romantic sleaze in principle.
> As well as wonderful tickle bouts where you breathlessly end up passionately in
> each others arms *smmoooooocching*
> 
> hschmidt aka Eine kleine/gross baer *toddle*toddle*toddle*
My kind of man!!!
And they want a hard-core sleazefest. What's wrong with the soft-core?
What's our country up to these days?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: morrisdj@uhura.aston.ac.uk (DJ MORRIS)
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Organization: Aston University
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 08:52:19 GMT

: > goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
: > : 
: > : I can personally guarantee that there is more to me than just water.
: > : Want to find out for yourself? 
: > 
: > I'd love to find out for myself!  Why don't you pop over here and I will make
: > a thorough examination.
: > 
: Just let me wiggle my, um, nose. And if that doesn't work, do you have
: room for me to park my broomstick?
:
Obviously a woman of many talents!  Plenty of room for your broomstick in
my closet, although your cat will have to stay outside, we're not allowed pets
in the university residences!

Daniel.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 11 Nov 92 15:23:14 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <sprooney.721373427@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>>>>lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
>>>>>chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
>>>>hee hee!  how far will i *go*?  how far will *i* go?
>>>>ooooh, baby, wait and see.
>>> Pormises pornises.
>>> 
>>>>mmmmm...hey, maybe i should get references...sprooney?
>>>>help me out here...
>>> Right, do you want a hand? Or foot, or any other parts?
>>> You don't want NMois, he's just got a BIG nose.
>>I want the other parts. And as far as NMois goes (how _far_ is that,
>>anyway?) I'm sure I could find a use for that BIG nose of his.
> How far do I go? Anyone got any references? Leather? Eccie? Jessie?
> Um... wotsername... oh yeah... Sonia.
> 
> I Go... far. Further than you could dream. Beyond this universe.
> (I'm just having porblums regaining contact.
>>> 
>>>>leather aka warming up the custard
>>> Eccles aka Getting his cutaway wetsuit.
>>Gina aka why ask why, just do it
> oISnm... I could agree more... come 'ere.
I'm here baby. Whatsit you want now? (meant in a good way)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: judas@mcshh.Hanse.DE (David Sternheimer)
Subject: m.p. sample sounds wanted
Organization: Point of Presence & MCS Hamburg
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 17:51:54 GMT

hi there

i'm looking for any monty python sound samples, especially from the
movies and flying circus.
where can i ftp some stuff of that kind?

this is not a life-boat...

judas

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: morrisdj@uhura.aston.ac.uk (DJ MORRIS)
Subject: Re: THE PHILOSOPHERS SONG the whole thing... 
Organization: Aston University
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 14:45:34 GMT

hojking@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (JASON KING) writes:
:
:  [large chunk removed]
: 
: Plato, they say, could stick it a way,
: Half a crate of whiskey every day.
                  -------

I think you'll find that is WHISKY, as in the Scottish variety.

Cheers!

Daniel aka The Pusher.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 9 Nov 92 19:37:04 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov8.225723.22142@nevada.edu>, dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
> In article <1992Nov7.121924.3769@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>In article <1992Nov6.221730.25776@nevada.edu>, dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov6.083219.3745@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>In article <1992Nov5.201442.2723@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>>>>> In article <1992Nov5.150057.14092@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>> [sleeze rmd]
>>>>Me, I;m a lady of class. Give me bear skin rugs, satin sheets, rain
>>>>storms at midnight, huge hot tubs with unlimited supplies of Spam and
>>>>white wine, strawberries and champagne, mirrors and whatnot.
>>>> > 
>>>>> but my favourite is e-z-cheese (not the bacon kind)
>>>>
>>>>I'll stick to the whipped cream, if you don't mind.
>>>>.> 
>>>>>>chestnutt aka having lots of fun but is it legal?
>>>>> 
>>>>> kisses
>>>>> leather aka you want danger, baby, i'll show you what danger is
>>>>> 
>>>>>
>>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>>>>Pasionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?  
>>>>> 
>>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back? (purr purr
>>> nose sniff...)
>>Meow. I do. I want it ALL BACK> The lust, love, romance, silk and
>>satin shhete, making love on the beach, sex in the hottub, all of it.
>>Wanna help me get it ALL back?
> Miau!  Yes...  (relaxed, playful purr....)
> C^u vi parolas Esperante?  Mi parolas iomete.
> We will all need to know it soon.
> G^is revido!
Why don't you come over here and translate that in my ear? Meow?
> 
> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Spanish Inquistion
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 09:27:00 GMT

umdavi22@ccu.umanitoba.ca () writes:

>NOOOObody expects the Spanish Inquistion!!!

I fucking well did.
Eccles

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 05:11:30 GMT


>>[toooo big to keep]
>>
>>>> 
>>>no, I'm not up a mountain. I'm rather down-to-earth. Now that you
>>>displayed a chemical knowledge of a woman, can you give a physical
>>>description? Of me? No? Well, then, why don't you invite me down to
>>>your lab and I can educate you in the properties of a really dangerous
>>>and extremely enduring specimen of a beautiful female that makes all
>>>the others turn green?
>green?  erm...no, just my irises.  the rest
>of me ha'n't turned any abnormal colours yet...
Ooooh, Leather... just you wait *:)

>heather aka though it would go nicely with my hair...
mnSIoio kak Hmmmm... Could be kinky.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 05:22:08 GMT


>>>By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>>>presidentnot only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
>>>a sex object for president?  
>>oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
>>vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
>>the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!
>OH NO!!!!
>ITS HEATHERNOEL!!!!!!!!
'course it is... who did you expect? The spanish inquisition?

>>leather aka the ultimate sex object
>Eccles aka RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
mnSIo kak YEAH! Leave her for me.
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