HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt)
Subject: Re: Sexual Consent form #314159 (Crossposted from hell)
Date: 3 Sep 92 13:21:50 MDT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade,alt.religion.kibology,alt.tasteless
Keywords: consent, form, sexual, humerous, silly, serious
Reply-To: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu
Organization: University of Utah, CS Dept., Salt Lake City

Nicholas Weaver writes:
>__ Nude bodily contact
>__ Hand-torso contact
>__ Hand-genital contact
>__ Hand-anal contact
>__ Oral-oral contact involving the tongue
>__ Oral-torso contact involving the tongue
>__ Oral-genital contact
>__ Oral-genital contact involving the tongue
>__ Oral-anal contact
>__ Oral-anal contact involving the tongue
__ Nasal-digital
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A YURT WITH A VIEW
Date: 31 Aug 92 18:28:30 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA



A noted geekologist describes the population of talk.bizarre:

    "A large group of young people -- about 95 percent of them males --
    are computer freaks who live for nothing but the machine," 
    said Lars Knudsen, 32, manager of a Copenhagen computer firm,
    Professional Datainformation.  "The typical computer freak is
    between 14 and 16," said Knudsen, a former freak himself.
    "He gets up at 2 in the afternoon and sits in front of the screen 
    until 4 in the morning.  He drinks 3 liters of Coke and has
    no girlfriend."


No misogyny here.
From: jcoates@ncrsmg.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Jim D Coates)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: NOW WE KNOW!!!
Date: 26 Aug 92 14:20:23 GMT
Reply-To: jcoates@ncrsmg.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Jim D Coates)
Distribution: world
Organization: NCR Systemedia Group Headquarters, Dayton (Miamisburg), Ohio


I've got it! I've got it!

I know who Rictus Hep is!

Rictus Hep rot13'd twice is Rictus Hep.

RICHH rot13'd twice is RICHH.

Therefore, RICHH is Rictus Hep!


Wait - cj rot13'd twice is cj, so cj is Rictus Hep.

No, wait - Starcap'nRa rot13'd twice is Starcap'nRa, so Starcap'...

I'm so confused.

Never mind.


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Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27339 soc.women:15734
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.sports.olympics,alt.olympics.medal-tally,soc.women
Subject: FEMALE GYMNASTS
Date: 25 Aug 92 17:09:47 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.sports.olympics,alt.olympics.medal-tally,soc.women
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.


Today's LA Times:

Canadian researchers say young female gymnasts pay too dear a price in
their intense training for the Olympics.  University of British
Columbia specialists who recently completed a 40-month study of 100
top female gymnasts in the province say their injuries and hours of
training compare to hardships suffered by children working in coal
mines in the 19th Century.

.
.
-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27777 misc.test:10179 alt.newbie:101
From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.newbie
Subject: Re: USENET: Hints and tips for newbies.
Date: 28 Aug 92 05:49:20 GMT
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA

In article <6018@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil>, rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
> All the *REALLY* bizarre stuff is in alt.conspiracy.
> 
> rp -- trust me on this.

Actually, ever since John Winston and Don Showen closed up their Nazi
revisionist shop of horrors, alt.conspiracy has become rather lame.
Try sci.skeptic for their new and latest attempts at invoking the ire
of net readers by telling us how aliens have invaded their hottubs, and
John has found a hole in the ground in which to bury supplies in case
of an intergalatic emergency. BTW, if anyone would like to have their
DNA rejuvenated in Don's hottub (which resides under a double pyramid),
just ask the operator in San Jose (Area code 408) for his number.

And you thought talk.bizarre was strange...

                                              Posting just the facts
                                              Thorne Kontos
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: Re: dental dams
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 22:39:46 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <1992Aug27.153723.9523@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>
>would a man really volunteer to use one of these?

On *you*, doll?

In a heartbeat.

RICHH
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Short Feline Confession
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 13:17:57 GMT

Whenever annie@canetoad posts
I think somebody has given net access
To my ex - girlfriend's cat


-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27537 alt.fan.gooley:67 alt.politics.gooley:52
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.gooley,alt.politics.gooley
Subject: GOOLEY'S JOB WINNING RESUME
Date: 26 Aug 92 23:45:16 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

As to what gooley's amazing job winning resume must have looked like,
one can one guess.  Here is my guess:



				   
			 Markian Plaid Gooley

			     123 Skid Rw.
			  Ulbana, Ill. 90666
	 (212) 310-3321 (Aunt Edna's phone.  Call before 9pm)

Education:
		University of Illinois, at Champaign-Urbana,
		Ph.D. in Computer Science,
		Thesis: Artificial Life: Women
		
Experiences:
		Mocked continueously on the net, well preparing me
		for the inevitable day, when, you my potential future 
		boss, will yell at me for being a blockhead, and spilling
		coffee on your hard drive, and destroying 3 months work.
		Well, you should have made a backup, you know.
		

Inspirational Poem to Charm You with my Patheticism:


	Good times for a change.
	See, the luck I've had
	could make a good man
	turn bad.
	So please, please, please
	let me, let me, let me
	let me get what I want
	this time.
	
	Haven't had a dream in a long time.
	See, the life I've had
	could make a good man bad
	So for once in my life,
	let me get what I want.
	Lord knows it would be the first time. 
	Lord knows it would be the first time.
	

References:
		kibo@mars.com
		xibo@pluto.gov.mil
		carasso@inference.com
		nj@ernie.ucb.edu
		cj@sg.com
		
-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
From: edwardk@cup.portal.com (edward chungfan kwok)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Interconnection
Date: Tue,  1 Sep 92 12:58:50 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

>But why the hatred and
>bigotry?  Can't that be taken some other place? Like, can't we all just get
>along?

If you think about it, son, we are getting along just fine.

But don't think about it.
From: jcoates@ncrsmg.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Jim D Coates)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Wash That Bohemian
Date: 27 Aug 92 12:43:28 GMT
Organization: NCR Systemedia Group Headquarters, Dayton (Miamisburg), Ohio

<1992Aug26.171802.15462@mail.cornell.edu>
Reply-To: jcoates@ncrsmg.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Jim D Coates)
Followup-To: 
Distribution: 
Organization: NCR Systemedia Group Headquarters, Dayton (Miamisburg), Ohio
Keywords: 

In article <1992Aug26.171802.15462@mail.cornell.edu> jea1@Cornell.edu (John
Austin) writes:
>In article <1992Aug26.102502.14015@walter.cray.com> Christine
>Nelson, nelson@eastrg1.cray.com writes:
>>|> >>|> >>Angst you glad you use Dali?
>>|> >>|> >Klee, Seurat, Seurat.
>>|> >>|> You've got nothing, Toulouse.
>>|> >>Donatella me. I don't want to know.
>>|> >With puns like this, you could make Monet as a stand-up.
>>|> You should see my Van Gogh when you step on Degas.
>>Lunch time...mmm...the Rubens look good today.
>Yes, but did you bring enough Manet?
If you see a waitress, will you Whistler down for me?



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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bp271@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Matthew N. Sharp)
Subject: It Pleases Me To Know
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 03:39:30 GMT



that the janitors where I work are retarded.
Actually, two are retarded, and one is a mongoloid.
I suppose the correct term is 'Down's Syndrome Victim',
but I feel 'mongoloid' is much more flattering, or,
at least much more pleasing to the ear.

As I write this, one stands behind me, emptying my trash
can (a process which usually takes him 3-4 minutes,
despite the volume of refuse), and muttering.

If I wait long enough, he will look at the screen,
and if I am correct, he will say nothing.

I am very pleased that the janitors where I work
are unable to read.  Very pleased, indeed.

And today I am happy to be alive.

He looked.  

He said nothing.
-- 
Matthew Neill Sharp
bp271@Cleveland.Freenet.Edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Max Schnell)
Subject: Re: dental dams
Organization: IFA
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 19:32:15 GMT

Christine Nelson writes:
>
>would a man really volunteer to use [a dental dam]

Nah.  That's what I bring my cat Ernie along for 
anyway.  He always handles the cunnilingus.

(They never know the difference...)

--
Rigler                                 EQUAL RIGHTS FOR TRILOBITES!!!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: horen@west.rs.com (Jonathan B. Horen)
Subject: Re: Phillipine stories.
Reply-To: horen@west.rs.com
Organization: Renaissance Software, Inc.
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 11:12:02 PDT

In article 6058@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil, rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Mojo, Tom-Tom Club, LBFM's
                     ^^^^

Uh-h-h, shouldn't that be LBFMPBR?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: RE: It pleases me to know
Date: 28 Aug 92 22:30:52 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

bp271@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Matthew N. Sharp) writes:
>(crap deleted for brevity...)
>I am very pleased that the janitors where I work are unable to read.  

I have a very pleasant image in my head of little Matt Sharp
posting this, leaving the building after smirking once more at
the janitor, then slipping on the sidewalk, receiving a grievous
head injury on a handily placed parking meter.

Matt spends the next year or two in a head injury halfway house,
where he learns to become a functioning member of society,
though his rapier-like wit (as demonstrated in his t.b. post) has
suffered mightily. Eventually, he lands a job emptying wastebaskets,
where his docile nature and eagerness to learn simple tasks
serves him well. The only problem is that every time he sees a 
computer terminal, something bothers him deep down inside. 


He never can quite put his finger on it, though, so he just keeps
emptying those wastebaskets.

BENth
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lucy@sfu.ca (Lucy Chan)
Subject: aerobic influence
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, BC, Canada
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 21:30:31 GMT

After a couple of months of aerobics classes, I now find myself making
strange arm and leg movements whenever I listen to music. Good thing I
haven't listened to the stereo in my car since a speaker spontaneously
combusted last year.

Lucy_Chan@sfu.ca
probably dangerous at a nightclub
(especially with the wrist weights)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Re: tax dollar paychecks
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 23:25:47 GMT

In article <9209021547.AA00245@helium>, dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
# Hm.  Jim Small gets one, Rich White gets one, folks get upset.
# 
# I get two, and my employer gets a little more than my salary again,
# for employing me to the Navy, all from tax dollars.

I have no joke here, I just want to make sure no one gets upset
because I *don't* get a `tax dollar paycheck.'  Well, not U.S. tax
dollars, at any rate.


-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

No.  I have nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that your weather
pictures still suck eggs.  I'm working feverishly on Intelsat VII.
Even now.  As I write this.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CIRCUMCISSION
Date: 31 Aug 92 15:47:56 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.newbie,alt.cascade
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

Cyclops writes:

>By by all means be circumspect!
Bye bye means we circumnavigate!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Re: premature debridement considered harmful
Organization: Logic Modeling Inc of Beaverton Oregon
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 19:07:16 GMT

In article <1992Sep2.093459.21515@zooid.guild.org> Smarasderagd <smarry@zooid.guild.org> writes:
>If you keep picking at it, it'll never get better.

   Or, as we say over in alt.guitar:

	"If you pick it, it won't heal..."

  (Fingerpickers vs Flatpickers)    - Larry Huntley
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | You played golf; you watched football;
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |   you drank beer -- we EVOLVED!
          Beaverton,  OR          |         - Rhonda,  "Thing-Fish"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: GOOLEY
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 92 02:34:42 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.


carasso% telnet uswat.advtech.uswest.com
Trying 130.13.16.1 ...
Connected to uswat.advtech.uswest.com.
Escape character is '^]'.

SunOS UNIX (uswat)

login: gooley
Password: talk.bizarre
Login incorrect
login: gooley
Password: virgin
Login incorrect
login: gooley
Password: markian
login: gooley
Password: virgin

Connection closed by foreign host.


.
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: A call to smra
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 01:33:58 GMT

In <BtLLz1.E7D@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> mclemens@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Mike Clemens) writes:
>DYSLEXICS UNTIE!
>"Wyatt Earp?
> He makes me burp..."  

I'm sorry, but you have the wrong newsgroup.  This is talk.bizarre.

You want rec.humor, which is three doors down the hall, on the left.

Ignore the signs saying "DANGER:  VOLCANO".  They were put there as
a practical joke.  Those rec.humor people, such kidders.  Ha.  Ha.  Ha.
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:  WAR CHANT
Distribution: world
Date: 28 Aug 92 00:33:41 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <1992Aug27.084849.27264@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>In article <BtM11D.JLr@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy) writes:
>>WE'RE FIERCE!  WE'RE FEMININE!  AND WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!
>
>in your wet dreams, college boy.
>
>now, bend over and spread 'em.  you just
>earned the BAT.
>
>m
>
>i prefer wood to aluminum; more splinters, you know.

nnaaaa. I dig Aluminum, you get waaay more lift that way.

--
" You notice how knees don't bend sideways?   | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
  Let me help you with that."                 | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
                                Badger        |
                                              |
From: duncan.macrae@brent.uucp (Duncan Macrae) 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:    RICHH: TELL ME SOM
Date: 31 Aug 92 22:50:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: The Brentwood BBS Harrison, NY  914-835-7898
Reply-To: duncan.macrae@brent.uucp (Duncan Macrae) 

LW>From: larryw@lclark.edu (Larry Westdahl)
LW>Subject: Re:    RICHH: TELL ME SOMETHING TO MAKE ME HATE YOU
LW>Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 00:52:30 GMT

LW>(yawn)

Yeah, but do you have any recent information on the Japanese
bombing of London? ... I didn't think so.....
---
 . DeLuxe./386 1.25 #1331s . Smash forehead on keyboard to continue
                                              
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.games.netrek
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: RICH & PAUL & HOWARD SHARE A MOMENT
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 15:16:12 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Followup-To: alt.prose.d

     Howard:  (rubs chin)  Rich, you use that Gilette Sensor,
          right?
     Rich:  (rubs chin)  Yeah, why?
     Howard:  You go down first or just up?
     Rich:  Down then up on the right, just up on the left.
     Howard:  You start on the right?
     Rich:  (Nods.)
     Howard:  You should try the Tracer.  I like it better than the
          Sensor.  I never ever cut my--
     Paul:  You think Pearljam're better than The Doors?
     Rich:  (rubs chin)  Tracer, eh?  Lemme try yours and I'll
          return a verdict.  Did The Doors ever really rock?  
     Howard:  The fuck does that mean?  I hate when people say
          that.  That doesn't mean anything.  I dunno much about
          music, but I know one thing--
     Rich:  I *live* my *life*.
     Howard:  Very funny, Daddy-O.
     Paul:  Well, Pearljam *rocks*.
     Rich:  They do.
     Howard:  Chris Cornell--they guy from Sound--
     Rich:  He's got good stompin' feet.
     Paul:  I'll tell Brian to let him know you think so.
     Rich:  And I like his back arch too, but sometimes it looks
          like he's got this muck on  his teeth--
     Paul:  You're sitting too close to the TV, man.
     Howard:  Yeah--this weird fuzz shit.
     Paul:  Rich, who cut your hair this time?
     Rich:  (runs hand through hair)  I went up to Joseph
          Anthony's.
     Paul:  I wouldn't let his *momma* touch my hair!
     Howard & Rich:  Huh?
     Enter Maria and Pam and Karen.
     Paul:  You cut it shorter this time.  Real short.
     Maria:  That's for that Ohio girl.  He could care less what it
          looks like *here*.
     Pam and Paul:  (look at each other) Funny business.
     Rich:  Yeah, you see this part over here.  I asked him if he
          could make it look any more goofy.  He said, "Nope,
          couldn't possibly."  So here I am.  Hey Paul, what's a
          strop made out of? Is that just leather?  How does
          leather sharpen a razor?
     Paul:  You ever have a barber shave you with a straight razor?
     Rich:  (rubs chin)  Nope?
     Paul:  You gotto!  It's the best. Come with me to that place
          across from the Reading Market.  The place with the
     barber pole. It's the best.  The hot towel.  The whisk.  
     Howard:  The dirt.
     Karen:  The disease.
     Maria:  The completely unhygienic--
     Pam:  (sits in Paul's lap, squeezes Paul's face)  But he gets
          it so smooth!
     Rich:  Maybe next week, I'll go with you.
     Howard:  Count me in.
     
RICHH
From: ded@kps.UUCP (David Edwards /DP)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: An unorigonal poem
Keywords: I dunno
Date: 4 Sep 92 16:14:58 GMT
Organization: Kuwait Petroleum, Stockholm, Sweden

An unoriginal poem:

Yeller Cannopy shrugged in wind neathe slate sky.
Picknik is over, Sweetie.
Wrap up the cloth. At night let 
our noon light creep under your door.

Whack your butt to win wisdom
come April, The Cruelest.
Who said she would dance on roses?
You didn't clue in until the last line.
Even then...!!

Red wine spills over the top, but hold on -
Maybe there weren't obscure references 
and gaudy teenage metafors. Leave it over there
on the counter by the keys.

Daagmar Egghaert
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
"If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste
more like prunes than rhubarb does."              -Groucho Marx
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: KILLFILE CHECK! Please read!
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 03:01:41 GMT



joshua@CPAC.WASHINGTON.EDU (Joshua Geller) writes:

	<the usual drivel>


GET OUT!

GET THE FUCK OUT AND STAY THE FUCK OUT!

go lurk in alt.magik . . .You are a rectal polyp on the intestine of Usenet.

Place a laboratory rat in your emunctory orifice.

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,soc.singles
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Useful Advice For the Love Lorned
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 13:30:10 GMT

>kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>] 
>] You have obviously not tried picking women up in the all-night laundromat.


>MISS DRIEUX SAYS:
>
>but Scott, you're suppose to take them for a Spin.

Yes, but how do I avoid being taken to the cleaners?
--scott
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Just to change the subject ...
Date: 24 Aug 92 12:51:39 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620



Actually, I think smoking is probably good for you, and that people
should smoke more often. And tell everyone who objects to get off
their backs. And to blow smoke in their faces. And refuse to open
windows at work. And smoke in no-smoking areas. And to teach their
kids and aged grandparents to smoke.

That way, I think we'll all be better off. And that's official.

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.wanted.moslem.gay
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: IRAQ and IRAN
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 00:02:49 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

IN SOC.CULTURE.IRANIAN scemg@thor.cf.ac.uk (M.G) writes:
)
)Iraq and Iran might not be the same country, but Iraqis and Iranis are 
)ethnically the same (very similar) people. One form of similarity is the way
)of speaking. The way an Iraqi would speak Arabic is very similar to the way an
)Iranian would, kind of like speaking Arabic with a Persian accent.

TOP 10 OTHER SIMILARITIES BETWEEN IRANIANS AND IRAQIS
------------------------------------------------------------
10. Elegible For 7-11 Employment
 9. Wear Towels On Head
 8. Hated By Rest Of World
 7. Perfected The Art Of Odor
 6. Wife Beating
 5. Country Starts With "IRA"
 4. Vowels Not Common In First Name
 3. Common Middle Name Of Abdul 
 2. WWI-style Army
 1. Supports Slavery Of Young Pakistani Boys For Camel Racing 

.
.
-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep: Time Traveller
Date: Thu,  3 Sep 92 14:00:13 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

"...one day per day. Exactly."
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Fries With That?                |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: hoconnel@physics.adelaide.edu.au (Heath O'Connell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Like Father, Like Son
Date: 3 Sep 92 00:46:24 GMT


So how come Dudley Moore and Kirk Cameron didn't swap accents as well?




--

			    Heath O'Connell
		hoconnel@adelphi.physics.adelaide.edu.au
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Do you people have jobs?--> NO.
Keywords: AUTOANALCRUCIFIXION
Date: 27 Aug 92 14:28:11 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA
In-reply-to: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu's message of 26 Aug 92 19:43:26 GMT



In article <schnitzi.714858206@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:

   >one is inclined to wonder how you would continue if you couldnt have
   >usenet for the daily oppurtunity to pin youself up on a cross.

   That's a pain in the ass to do.  You can never get the last nail in.
            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

autoanalcrucifixion.  whatever floats your boat, Mark.




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