HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: Wolf 3D Map Editors -- Problems
Followup-To: alt.fan.warlord,misc.test.not,alt.inappropriate.followup
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 00:40:32 GMT

In comp.sys.ibm.pc.games, pnadj@ee.ubc.ca (NADJ PAUL) writes:
>
>Thank you for your time...
>
>        -Paul
>
>
>
>
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>|  Paul Nadj:  UBC Electrical Engineering                  ------  Morbid     |
>|            Starving Student                              O    |  games we   |
>|  pnadj@ee.ubc.ca -- write me: I'm bored                 /|\   |  teach our  |
>|                                                         / \   |  kids.      |
>|  "If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have no                       |  Hmmm...    |
>|  luck at all"              --Nikki Sixx                   ---------         |
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>

Incorrectly attributed Motley Crue quotes, EE major, "I'm bored", bungee
jumper in action, a last name with missing vowels and a full-figured
70 columns.  What else could I ask for?  

Other than a Feynman diagram, of course.


[Followups set to alt.inappropriate.followup]

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
the Whitespace Bandito rides again!














Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: Demon
Keywords: demon
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 14:59:47 GMT

daniel@csgi63.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow) writes:

> In comp.ai article <1992Aug14.212728.4016@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov>, 
> kandt@ai-titania.JPL.NASA.GOV (kirk kandt) writes: 
> > 
> > I'd provide more info if I didn't have a broken shoulder and ribs which
> > make typing very difficult.
> > 
> > -- 
> > 	 |^^^^^^|  The Official Dirt Riders Motto...
> > 	 |      |  (According to Bart, that is)
> > 	 |      |
> > 	 | (o)(o)     _____________________________
> > 	 @      _) _ /  Pain is temporary,         |  Kirk Kandt
> > 	  | ,___| /__   Bones heal,                |  M/S 525-3660
> > 	  |   /      \  Chicks dig scars &         |  Jet Propulsion Laboratory
> > 	  /___\       \ Glory is forever!!!        |  4800 Oak Grove Drive
> > 	 /     \       \___________________________|  Pasadena, CA 91109

> Wow. Looks like someone is taking their warlording a bit far. I know that's
> a drivelling snot-wipe of a .sig, but was it really necessary to break the
> poor guy's shoulder and ribs?

> -- 
> Dan Crow
> daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk

The Official[tm] Street Riders' Motto:

	"Dirt is for worms.  The street is where it's at."

-- 
DoD #0348
1986 XV700CS
From: dpl@aber.ac.uk (David Philip Langstaff)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
Date: 14 Aug 92 10:10:18 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

In article <BsxJ4r.HDC@news.larc.nasa.gov> avik@icase.edu (Avik Banerjee) writes:
>a president doesn`t have to be above the law, he can change the
>law so it wont be broken.
>
>            ___ __    _ ______  __
>           /   || |  / /| || | / /
>          / /| || | / / | || |/ /
>         / / | || |/ /  | || |\ \
>        /_/  |_||___/   |_||_| \_\
>  		@icase.edu
>-----------------------------------------------
>|"Only the insane have strength to prosper.   |
>| Only those that prosper judge what is sane."|
>-----------------------------------------------

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU "BUSH CAMPAIGN TV AD" GUYS?

Only the insane have the need to use a BUAF
Only the a.f.w judge what is a BUAF


-- 
Dave Langstaff | Janet:dpl@uk.ac.aber.cs | Disclaimer: All my own work. 
Any views expressed are those of the author alone. | Phone:(0970)622838 
After-life, After-shave, don't hold with any of it, bleugh! - Sir Henry
From: neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (N Bowers)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: RFD: several instrument-specific rec.music groups
Date: 20 Aug 92 13:42:27 GMT
Organization: The University of Leeds, School of Computer Studies

In news.groups, boubaker@cenatls.cena.dgac.fr (Heddy Boubaker) signs:
> /----------------------------------------------------------------------\
> |         B O U B A K E R    H e d d y             | ())()((())))()(() |
> |                  [  C.E.N.A  ]                   | ) ~~~ | ~~~~~  )) |
> | Centre  d ' Etudes  de  la  Navigation  Aerienne | (--O--|---O----() |
> | 7 , av Edouard BELIN                             | #     L_       #  |
> |                         31 055 TOULOUSE (FRANCE) |  #  ######    #   |
> | Phone: (+33) 62-25-95-22  Fax: (+33) 62-25-95-99 |   ##(----)#  #    |
> | InTerNet:    BOUBAKER@dgac.fr                    |    ## ### ##      |
> \----------------------------------------------------------------------/

rod
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: birmingh@fnalf.fnal.gov (Phillip J. Birmingham)
Subject: Re: FORUM Mailing List
Organization: Huh?
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 08:37:35 GMT
X-Posted-From: fnalf.fnal.gov
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu


         In alt.sex.stories, a long thread of "me too" postings from the
    hypergullible (about the Penthouse Forum mailing list) yielded this
    jewel:

> --                                  ______________________________________
>       _______                       |                                    |
>      /\______\                      |       rabagley@uceng.uc.edu        |
>     / / ___  /_____ ______ ______   |                                    |
>    / / /_\/ /______\\_____\\_____\  |  Sex appeal is 50% what you've got |
>   / / _  __// ___  //  ___//  ___/  |  and 50% what people think you've  |
>  / / / \ \ / /_\/ //___  //___  /   |  got.              -Murphy         |
>  \/_/   \_\\_____//_____//_____/    |____________________________________|

         "Look out for that BUAF, son; it looks like it's going to fall
    over any time now!" 
-- 
 Phillip J. Birmingham   birmingh@fnal.fnal.gov  
 I don't speak for Fermilab, although my mouth is probably big enough...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
In-reply-to: orion@nuchat.nuchat.sccsi.com's message of Mon, 17 Aug 1992 23:30:22 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
	<1992Aug16.185213.18400@cabot.balltown.cma.COM>
	<1992Aug16.205539.28906@ichips.intel.com>
	<1992Aug16.215100.26790@cabot.balltown.cma.COM>
	<ORION.92Aug17173022@nuchat.nuchat.sccsi.com>
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 92 09:56:12 EDT

In article <ORION.92Aug17173022@nuchat.nuchat.sccsi.com> orion@nuchat.nuchat.sccsi.com (Roland Dunkerley) writes:

>"I still dream of Orgonon..."     ---    KaTe Bush, Cloudbusting
>Fnord.                        Roland Pleasant Dunkerley III, KSC
>Eristic Rite In Software         Hail Eris!  All Hail Discordia!
>orion@nuchat.sccsi.com               {uhnix1,uunet}!nuchat!orion
>
>-- 
>"I still dream of Orgonon..."     ---    KaTe Bush, Cloudbusting
>Fnord.                        Roland Pleasant Dunkerley III, KSC
>Eristic Rite In Software         Hail Eris!  All Hail Discordia!
>orion@nuchat.sccsi.com               {uhnix1,uunet}!nuchat!orion

Yes, it's another Illuminated KaTefan Funny-Namer with a Greek myth
username and a doubled signature.

It's getting harder and harder to admit I liked _Hounds of Love_ and
_Illuminatus_.

And it's even harder to imagine three people in the history of the
world naming their sons "Roland Pleasant Dunkerley".

--
Rich Holmes 
Clone-dependent no more.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: WAISified PostScript would constitute a security hole
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 17:09:50 GMT

neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (N Bowers) writes:
>
>I don't remember the name, but I'm sure that the barphic (the one of the left)
>is a snapshot of the arcade game from years back, where you had to drive
>a car around a `maze', being chased by some number of baddies.
>The car didn't actually move, rather the background scrolled around.
>Rally something?

I'm not sure whether to congratulate you for showing how big a geek you are
for admitting that you play video games or point out that the game in question
was called "Rally X"...

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
The Meach told me...
From: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au (Dean Engelhardt)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: LIST OF THE LONGEST CDs IN THE WORLD #7
Date: 13 Aug 92 01:02:13 GMT
Reply-To: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au
Organization: University of Adelaide, South Australia.

In article <machman.713516492@milton>, machman@milton.u.washington.edu (The Machman) writes:
|> -- 
|>  /'''   The Machman     machman@milton.u.washington.edu    david c carroll
|>  c-OO                                                                      
|>     \                     "Big Science.  Hallelujah"
|>    -                                                                       


The Machman ... aka Captain Whitespace Butt Cheese ... gives us yet another
truly ..er.. interesting self portraits. What I want to know is why this guy
feels obliged to stick glass-head pins into his genitalia (note also the pool
of blood beneath the ..ahem .. point of entry).


Dean.

----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dean Engelhardt          | "She that knows why knows wherefor."
dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au  |     -- Jim Snell, 'Meaningless Proverbs'
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Definition of Cult Movies
Date: 18 Aug 92 12:46:18 GMT
Organization: real.life uber alles

daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow) valliantly warlords:
:
|[...] clearly a deep and
|inscrutable message in the Korean script. Perhaps someone more au fait
|with that script could provide a translation?
:
|>     ********                
|>    *  *******         Wongyu Cho
|>  **  **               Computer Science Dept.
|> *** *** *** ***       Korea Advanced Institute of Science and Technology 

I see "abandon hope all ye who warlord this", something about a
"banyan tree" and a reference to "colonel bladdock".

Tx. [the au fait-est of them all]
--
check my header - "give me a smart bear and fuck the nazis," freud said.
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Yes!!  At Last!!
Summary: No Comment!
Date: 13 Aug 92 11:28:44 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.tv.90120.sucks.sucks.sucks, <1992Aug11.235543.29433@ultb.isc.rit.edu>,
sjked@ritvax.isc.rit.edu signs:

>Scott Kleper                        Internet: sjked@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
>"This is just a temporary .sig until I can think of something stupid to
>put here."

--jm
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rodw@scs.leeds.ac.uk (R Williams (CBL))
Subject: Re: CARDS: SINGLES FOR SALE
Organization: University of Leeds, England
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 21:51:26 GMT

In rec.collecting, botwinskib@gtephx.UUCP (Bill Botwinski) signs:
>Reply to :
>-------------------------------------+----------+
>|Bill Botwinski                             |    |
>|  At: ncar!noao!enuucp!gtephx!botwinskib   |    |      
>|  or: uunet!zardoz!hrc!gtephx!botwinskib   |    | 
>|  or: gtephx!botwinskib@enuucp.eas.asu.edu |    |      
>|AGCS, Phoenix                              |    |
>+--------------------------------------+---------+

Not sure about this, is the space on the right: a little area for
growing new e-mail addresses; a space for a barfic that has been squeezed 
out now that bill lives hundred of hops from anywhere; or is the whole
thing an ascii of Bill's organ[%] (with a return address just in-case)?

[%]  I leave the ascii re-rendering to someone who wants an easy follow-up.

rod
From: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au (Dean Engelhardt)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: cd single
Date: 19 Aug 92 06:39:05 GMT
Reply-To: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au
Organization: University of Adelaide, South Australia.

In article <1475@eagle.ukc.ac.uk>, idc@ukc.ac.uk (I.D.Catchpole) writes:
|> __ __                          ! I.D.Catchpole ! Alaska....                  
|>   |    __  __        __   __   !               ! Where men are men and       
|>   |   |   |__| |\/| /  | |  |  ! University of ! Women are in short supply.
|> __|__ |__ |__  |  | \__| |  |  ! Kent, England !        


 Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that the net.dweebs with the
lamest nicknames are also the ones who want to proclaim their idiocy with
the lamest BUAFs ...?
 

Dean

----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dean Engelhardt          | "She that knows why knows wherefor."
dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au  |     -- Jim Snell, 'Meaningless Proverbs'
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: .
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 11:32:39 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

A quick article from alt.fan.douglas-adams article
<1992Aug16.173924.28585@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, where 
linda@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Linda Penington) writes:
> Linda
>  (who appends a .sig despite the chilling certaintly that the readers of
> this group will pick it to pieces due to the errors it most likely
> contains...:)
> 
> 
> %*
> %*               The problem is - or rather one of the problems, for 
> %*               there are many, a sizable proportion of which are
> %*         	 clogging up the major and most of the minor criminal 
> %*		 courts of the galaxy, and especially, where possible,
> %*		 the more corrupt ones - this.  The previous sentence
> %*		 makes sense. That is not the problem.  This is:
> %*%*%*%* inda    Change. Read it through again and you'll get it.
> 
> 
> 
> 

Bait? A mind gone a wandering? You choose.

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: tomg@stud.cs.uit.no (Tom Grydeland)
Subject: My name
Organization: University of Tromsoe
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 18:54:16 GMT

Here in alt.fan.warlord rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen) writes:
|> tomg@stud.cs.uit.no (Tom Grydeland) writes:

[ Stuff deleted for brevity ]

|> >	DONT YOU EVAH USE MY NAME AND THAT PERSONS NAME
|> >	IN THE SAME SENTENCE AGEEEIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

[ didn't want to delete that, though, I find it essential... ]


|> With a name like yours you should be glad he only used your first name.
|> "Grydeland" - I'm shocked, what a stupid name - "Potcountry".

Yeah, agreed. Pity I didn't choose it. Then it would be something
good-sounding and flashy like e.g. Clark Kent, Jesper Lauridsen  or
Ford Fairlane.

|> Note to those who posts about notes: I know the posting above proves 
|> that I'm clueless, so don't post or email me telling me that. I will
|> not believe you.

[ Didn't want to delete this either... ]

-- 
//Tom Grydeland(tomg@stud.cs.uit.no)._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._
|A._| . . ._| | |_._._. . ._|_._._._._. ._|_. ._ _._. ._| | . ._|_. | . ._._. |
| ._|_| |_. | | | | ._._|_. |_._. . |_. | | | ._._| |_._._._| | ._. ._| . . |_|
|_._._._._|_._._._._._._|_._._._._|_._._._._._._._._._._._._|_._._|_|_._|_|_.B|
From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: The USS skillet
Date: 17 Aug 92 17:35:35 GMT
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501

>*****************************************************************
>*                                    | ====@====      ///////// *
>* ephillip@magnus.ircc.ohio-state.edu|     ``________//         *
>*                                    |       `------'           *
>*                 -JR-               | Space;........the final  *
>*                                    | frontier...............  *
>*****************************************************************

This is a singularly ugly Enterprise. It could also do double time on
rec.cooking as the directions for eggs over easy.
--
George F. McQuary 
"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Cheers to You Freaks!
Date: 17 Aug 92 15:39:36 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.warlord,sci.psychology
Organization: real.life uber alles

In alt.rock-n-roll.metal.metallica,
S9160239@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (Gus Trautweiler) signs:
|
|                {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}
|                {}  Gus Trautweiler   (The Reporter Gene!)  {}
|                {}  University of Massachusetts             {}
|                {}  Botany Department: Molecular Evolution  {}
|                {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}
|                {} "The great tragedy of science- The       {}
|                {}  slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an {}
|                {}  ugly fact".                T.H. Huxley  {}
|                {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}
|                ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|                !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are a number of stages in the life of a typical
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.metallica poster. During each stage, there will be
one focal point from which the typical alt.rock-n-roll.metal.metallica
poster will derive the most pleasure. These focal points are as follows:

#1: his mouth
#2: his penis
#3: the shift key
#4: his anus
#5: his anus
#6: his anus
#7: his anus
#8: his anus
...

Tx. [wearing his psychoANALysis hat]
--
check my header - "give me a smart bear and fuck the nazis," freud said.
From: news@geovision.gvc.com (News Administrator)
Subject: Re: Doctor Who
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 13:17:39 GMT

In <5951@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:

>jevans@ius.indiana.EDU (JEVANS) writes:

>)        ""
>)       "Z?"
>) ZDDDDDDAADDDDDD?
>) @BBDDDDBDDDDDBBY

>Well, what is it????

I think it's the front of the Bank of Montreal building, but I can't be sure
because IBM-PC graphics characters don't translate well.

BTW - Nice followup trick.  Pretty amateurish, I'd say.

-- 
Paul Tomblin, News Administrator Extraordinaire.  (pt@geovision.gvc.com)
You all know that this stuff is my opinion, don't you?  Nothing to do with
GeoVision at all.  Honest!  "I fed the news today, oh boy"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: kilroy@acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I)
Subject: Re: Thanks in advance (French/Vietnamese SM ISO SF, W Coast)
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 92 01:38:01 GMT
Organization: ACME BBS - Public Access Usenet, Palmerston North, New Zealand

meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) writes:

> ap.3972@cupid.sai.com writes:

[ >'s deleted for clarity ]
                  ___                         ___
           ___   /   \     ___       ___     /   \   ___
          / __\ | (_) |   /   \     / __\   | (_) | /   \  
         |  /  | \___/   | /\/ |   |  /  |   \___/ | /\/ |
          \___/       ___ \___/     \___/     ___   \___/
                     / _ \                   / _ \  
                    | /-) |                 | /-) |
                     \___/                   \___/

 
> Will someone *please* tell me what the *hell* is going on?

It looks like their posting software had interpreted the '\' on the end of
line 3 and 6 as escaping the newline character, I've fixed it as shown above.

It's still fairly incomprehensible however, I think it's another 3dSig but
I'm not sure.

						- k
-- 
Craig Harding            kilroy@acme.gen.nz             ACME BBS +64 63 3551342
"Jub'f Xvob?"
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: PHANTOM
Date: 20 Aug 92 16:58:33 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu

In rec.arts.theatre article <BtAF2C.2F2@acsu.buffalo.edu> mec@acsu.buffalo.edu (Marie E. Copertino) writes:
>
>-- 
>	 @_ @@@@			Marie Elena Copertino
>       @@ o   o@@@ 
>      @@@   ^   @@@		     
>     @@@@@ `-' @@@@@    "Be excellent to yourself."

It is a pity all those snails are stuck to that person's head.

C Squared
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: Scottish Country Dancing, Poussette
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 14:41:54 GMT

rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes) writes:

> In article <1992Aug18.112303.11398@IDA.ORG> rlw@IDA.ORG (Richard Wexelblat) writes:

> >-- 
> >--Dick Wexelblat  (rlw@ida.org) 703 845 6601
> >  This message is not copyright.  Please feel free to use it
> >  in any context, at any time, with or without attribution.
> >  Quotes out of context and parodies are encouraged.

> Yeah, well, what if I don't feel like it?

What *is* a "Wexelblat?"  Is it a disease?  What is a "Dick Wexelblat?"
Is it some sort of really icky, hideous disease that causes parts of
your body to fall off?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: stu5s14@bcrka287.bnr.ca (James Cherry)
Subject: Re: A Matchpoint Decision
Originator: stu5s14@bcrka287
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 12:45:05 GMT

In rec.games.bridge article <1992Aug18.145534.28787@rayssd.ssd.ray.com>,
martino@courier6.aero.org (Nick Martino) .sigs:

>*****************************************************************************<
>                                                                          <
>*                                                                          <
>          <
>*    martino@courier6.Aero.org (Nick Martino)                           <
>    *    <
>*    The Aerospace Corporation                                             <
> *<
>*                                                                          <
> * <
>****************************************************************************<

Hmmm...how come there's one more asterisk in the top bar than the bottom?  And
exactly how difficult is it to get asterisks in the first column to line up?
And just where did the rightmost vertical bar of asterisks get to?  I assume
there was supposed to be one, because there are varying numbers of spaces
following each line in between the top and bottom horizontal bars (the <'s
mark the location of the ends of each line).  And was all the white space
around the two (count 'em, two) lines of text really necessary?

Just wondering.

-- 
James A. Cherry                                   Bell Northern Research Inc.
"Can't you little sheep think for yourselves?!" - The Hipster   (613)763-3019
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord