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From: dj@godot.mm-world (DJ Walker-Morgan)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: Ever Decreasing Circles
Date: 6 Apr 92 15:55:24 GMT
Reply-To: dj@godot.mm-world
Organization: MicroMuse - The SPARC dudes

In article 16379@aber.ac.uk, dmf@aber.ac.uk (Darren Michael Forbes) writes:
>In article <1992Apr03.224849.9267@cavebbs.gen.nz> colin@cavebbs.gen.nz (Colin Osmond) writes:
>>In article <1992Mar31.183224.1@acfcluster.nyu.edu> axd7104@acfcluster.nyu.edu writes:
>>>They're currently showing the Britcom "Ever Decreasing Circles", starring
>>>Richard "Sugar-Coated" Briers, here in the States.  I've been watching it
>>>for several weeks now, and I don't get it.  Can somebody explain the concept
>>>of this show to me? I mean, is this guy supposedly to be senile, or just
>>>retarded, or what?
>>
>>No, not retaded or senile.  Just the ultimate organiser.  The whole thrust of
>>the show is Martin's predeliction for organising things, and getting involved
>>in community neighbourhood activities.  To the extent that he has taken on too
>>much.  That and he worries about minuitae to the nth degree.  His nemesis in the
>>form of his neighbour is brilliant.  Martin triesd to be one up on Paul, but
>>never quite seems to make it....
>>
>>
>>There is very little middle-ground for the viewer, and its probably a show
>>one either likes or hates.
>>
>   This is a show I hate.  I dunno, it just gets really irritating
>seing one guy loose in every episode to Mr Smug.

But he's not really Mr. Smug is he.... he just well goes with the flow and gets things done with the least effort whereas Briars character hurtles around flinging himself at problems and blaming everyone else for his organistational inability....

>   Shows in which there are many characters all compeating against
>each other are (IMHO) much superior.  I get the same kind of cringe
>from "Ever Decreasing Circles" as I do from the godamm awful
>"Keeping Up Appearances".

Now thats a bad show.... B)

>  Any show which contains a character I
>want to strangle slowly to death is distinctly unfunny.  It would
>be OK if the characters had any redeaming features (Lister, Basil) but
>I just dont see any in them.

Briars character does have a redeeming feature, hes a terribly terribly nice and helpful chappie who just over stretches himself in everything....

>  The lead from "One Foot In The Grave" is
>OK, at least he's cynical.  That comedy in the old people's home
>would be miles better if they shot the totally pathetic manager and
>assistant.  I just can't stand them at all.  I have to stop now
>before I start foaming and ranting about the state of British sit-coms.

Oh carry on ranting.... Theres some pretty dreadful ones out there...

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From: jmunro@wyse.wyse.com (Jim Munro x2497)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: Useful British words (was Re: What is a "git" anyway?)
Date: 8 Apr 92 17:23:50 GMT
Organization: Wyse Technologies San Jose, Ca

In article <1992Apr3.131210.28520@syma.sussex.ac.uk> mapd1@syma.sussex.ac.uk (Nigel Ling) writes:
>
>Another useful word for those outside the UK is 'naff'. This is
>indispensable when it comes to describing many TV programmes,
>particularly the current crop of naff sitcoms. I'll leave it
>to some other lexicographer to define it as it's rather subtle;
>perhaps becoming a little old fashioned but still expressive none
>the less.
>

AS far as I can recall, the word 'naff' used to be used regularly on
TV in phrases such as 'naff off you stupid git'. It was clearly invented
as a substitute for 'fuck' so TV sitcoms and such could convey the same
meaning and tone without offending Mrs Whitehouse.

The more recent version and useage seems to be an evolution from the
original.

Jim Munro
From: Ted.Bebenek@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Ted Bebenek)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: cast AYBS
Date: 13 Apr 92 01:00:47 GMT
Organization: Extended Bulletin Board Service

In article <1992Apr3.231647.1618@cis.ohio-state.edu> bohren@flounder.cis.ohio-state.edu (arthur william bohren) writes:
>
>   I've been watching AYBS regularly for about a year. The local PBS station
>(Columbus, WOSU) plays two episodes every night, and I think I've seen about
>90% of the episodes(either that, or they rerun a subset of the episodes).
>In answer to the questions about AYBS:
>
>   - Miss Brahms and Mrs. Slocombe were the only major female characters to
>     work in the Ladies Dept.
>   - Mr. Lucas was the original Junior in the Gentlemen's Dept.
>   - Young Mr. Grace was replaced by Old Mr. Grace.
>     (FYI, Young Mr. Grace is the younger brother of Old Mr. Grace.)
>
>
>   As a public service, I offer the following information for interested
>parties. Feel free to include it into any FAQ lists or to correct any
>errors I may make.
>
>Original Cast of Characters: 
>   Management:  Young Mr. Grace, Pres.
>                Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold, Head of Ladies and Gents Dept.
>                Capt. Stephen Peabody, Floor Walker
>>   Ladies Dept: Mrs. Betty Slocombe, Senior
>                Miss Shirley Brahms, Junior
>
>   Gents Dept:  Mr. Granger, Senior
>                Mr. Humphries, Senior Assistant
>                Mr. Dick Lucas, Junior
>
>   Maintenance: Mr. Hammond
>                ^^^^^^^^^^^  -------->  Mr. Mash (Larry Martin) was the
					 original maintenance man.  He
					 was followed by Mr. Harmond.
>Replacements(approx. chronological):
>   - Mr. Tebbs replaced Mr. Granger as Senior.
>   - Mr. Goldstein replaced Mr. Tebbs as Senior.
>         ^^^^^^^^^ -----------------------------> That should be Goldberg
>   - Mr. Spooner replaced Mr. Lucas as Junior.
>   - Old Mr. Grace replaced Young Mr. Grace as president.
>
>   - At some point a new maintenance man replaced Mr. Hammond, but I can't
>     remember what his name was or when it occured.
>
>Time Span:
>   I don't know exact dates, but I'm pretty sure it ran from the
>   the late 1960's to the early 1980's. My reasons are:
>      - the first episode was in black and white and made reference
>        to bra burnings. ---------------> This episode was from 1972

>      - there was one episode when the cast went to 10 Downing St to
>        talk with Margaret Thatcher and Mrs. Slocombe ended up in
>        a phone conversation with the Pres. Ronald Reagan(U.S. 1980-88).
>
	I remember seeing this one, but I don't know when.  I know that
the last episode (where spooner becomes a singer) was either 1984, or 1986.


BTW, I saw the list of Blackadder quotes, and was wondering if anyone
has any AYBS quotes.  If you do, please E-Mail me.


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From: snow@netcom.com (Tim Szeliga)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: The Marty Feldman Show
Date: 9 Apr 92 17:05:15 GMT
Article-I.D.: netcom.b#sj-4k.snow
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <1992Apr9.123610@axion.bt.co.uk> lkirby@axion.bt.co.uk (Lewis Kirby) writes:
>
>In article <n=pjrf-.snow@netcom.com>, snow@netcom.com (Tim Szeliga) writes:
>
>>   When the traffic dies down about PBS imports, maybe we can discuss Stephen
> Potter and his Gamesmanship series, or John Cleese starring as Sherlock Holmes
>> with Arthur "Good Lord" Lord as the Bionic Watson in "The Strange Case of the
>> End of the World" ...

>The Sherlock Holmes thing starred John Cleese and Arthur Lowe, and it was
> called "The  Strange Case Of The End Of Civilization As We Know It".

Listen, you picky little nit,  the show aired once, eighteen years ago at
ten O'Clock on a Thursday.  I watched it while suffering from a severe case
of cannibis poisoning and am lucky that I remember it at all.   Arthur Lord,
you remember, played the Red servant in Peter Medwar's "The Ruling Class",
which is required viewing in this newsgroup.
>
>The "Gamesmanship" shows starred, among others, Richard Briers (not him 
>again!!!) and were moderately okay (but remember this is a Brit speaking).

I wasn't referring to television.  When I mentioned Potter, I was referring 
to the books.,
>
>Lewis
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
From: kreme@isis.cs.du.edu (Kreme thats all just K-r-e-m-e)
Subject: Black Adder on VHS?
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 92 10:47:39 GMT

It's 4:45 in the am and I can't possibly call my Video Store for at least
6 hours.... and besides, they might not know.

Are any of the Black Adder series available on tape?  How many episodes
are there in each series?

Is Black Adder Rides Forth the last series, or is there going to be
a fifth?

What are the names of all four series?

email please.  I might miss it here...

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From: malx0163@steer.sdsu.edu (Ray Tomsick)
Subject: hitchhikers guide........
Keywords: comedy
Organization: San Diego State University
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 22:09:18 GMT

Hello out there, 
 
I heard about a broadcast of Hitchikers Guide being broadcast on Radio
4.  Any chance that my humble self here across the pond can pick up
the broadcast?  I.e is it shortwave or any other type of transmission
that someone with a not too powerful radio can pick up? 
	Any info as to the availability of any Douglas Adams
paraphanalia would be most appreciated.

mail to Ray Tomsick malx0163@steer.sdsu.edu
From: camelsho@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (   James A Seymour)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: ALO, ALO ?????
Date: 8 Apr 1992 21:22:33 -0500
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu

In article <1992Apr6.125046.11356@newcastle.ac.uk> Steve.Varty@newcastle.ac.uk (Steve Varty) writes:
>I saw a couple of Pink Panther films in France with dubbed French dialogue, and
>the French couldn't see why we found them so funny!  Think about it.

More food for thought, the French think that Jerry Lewis is
a comedy GOD.  This should help you to understand (and pity)
French humor.


james seymour/camel/camelsho@matt.ksu.ksu.edu/camlshop@cis.ksu.edu

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From: dittman@skbat.dseg.ti.com (Eric Dittman)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british,connect.audit
Subject: Re: What's more vulgar to a Brit?
Date: 13 Apr 92 18:37:36 CDT
Organization: Texas Instruments Component Test Facility

In article <1992Apr13.081030.9882@newcastle.ac.uk>, Steve.Varty@newcastle.ac.uk (Steve Varty) writes:
> Ted.Bebenek@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Ted Bebenek) writes:
> 
>>I remember seeing an episode of Red Dwarf (I think the title was 'Better
>>Than Life') where they were playing a video game that lets you do
>>anything you want.  In one part, they were on a beach, when Lister and
>>Cat got on a motorcycle, and both gave Rimmer the middle finger before
>>driving off.  Would a people in the UK consider the middle finger as a
>>vulgar gesture, even though it isn't used that much?
> 
> It is not used in the UK as much as the two fingers, but RD is very
> Americanised in its use of the spoken and visual word!

I noticed that Cat advised Lister to plead the Fifth in the fourth
season episode Justice.
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From: lm89@ecs.soton.ac.uk (McIlhoney L)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: Good Neighbors
Date: 8 Apr 92 10:17:32 GMT

In <KBRUNELL.92Apr3114307@dante.nmsu.edu> kbrunell@nmsu.edu (Kenneth Brunell) writes:


>I like Felicity Kendall!!!!! (sp?)   :-)

So do I, and I was the one who made the controversial "crinkly" remark!

Lawrence
From: dittman@skbat.dseg.ti.com (Eric Dittman)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: good neighbors
Date: 7 Apr 92 23:16:08 CST
Organization: Texas Instruments Component Test Facility

In article <1992Apr7.162233.867@ccu.umanitoba.ca>, bryer@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Jeff Bryer) writes:
> I believe the show you are referring to was Executive Stress (at least that
> is what they called it in North America).  I love the theme to this show
> and have been trying unsuccessfully for years to find it on tape.  It
> is by Julie Covington and for the moment I have forgotten the name.

I absolutely hated that song!  Whenever the show was on I hit the mute
button on the remote until it was done.  It was written by Andrew Lloyd
Weber (sp.?) if I remember correctly.
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From: bruce@oxygen.siesoft.co.uk (Bruce Beadle)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: re:good neighbors
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:41:08 GMT
Organization: Siemens Nixdorf Information Systems, Bracknell, UK.


>Julie Covington sang the theme for Exec.Stress??  

>Julie "I want to live on Sugar Mountain" Covington from the Rock Follies?
>(She sounds like such a wimp when she sings Exec. Stress)

>And, speaking of "Rock Follies",(I still have the album) who can forget 
                                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Rula(sp) Lenska?
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 Denis Waterman will have to...

 Sorry about that :-)

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From: neilp@cs.hw.ac.uk (Neil Postlethwaite)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: What is a "git" / "smeg" etc, Paul Merton
Keywords: SMEG Red Dwarf
Date: 10 Apr 92 13:28:22 GMT
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Heriot-Watt University, Scotland

In article <MARKT.92Apr8223721@wundt.harlqn.co.uk> markt@harlqn.co.uk (Mark Tillotson) writes:
>In article <1992Apr1.181743.1619@e2big.mko.dec.com> winalski@tle.enet.dec.com (Paul S. Winalski) writes:
>>I was pretty shocked to hear smeg used so often as a cuss-word on Red Dwarf.
>>Is the term in common use in the U.K.?  Since it's allowed on a broadcast
>>TV show, I assume that it must be considered fairly mild, like calling
>>somebody a "jerk" (originally a contraction of "jerk-off", meaning one
>>who masturbates).

	Well I think it got past the censor people bacause thay are a bunch
of old farts and didn't know what it meant and it sounds harmless.

	'Smeg' comes from Smegma. Look up a good English dictionary for
the meaning though it is a substance on the end of a man's (obviously)
penis (apparently !). A cheesy type. Dunno the cause, any doctors out
their ?? (medical I mean ).

	'Smeg' can also be used in another sense. Smeg off, smeghead. In
the same sense as dickhead (you don't have one growing out of your
head do you) or wanker (a throwaway insult) can be used.

	I think in Red Dwarf the second example I have given is the
correct one, though it has connotations of the first often. 'Smeg
for brains', a quote from Kryten.

	Regards,

	Neil
From: kji+@SPEECH1.CS.CMU.EDU (Kathi Iannamico)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: re:Good Neighbors
Date: 6 Apr 92 21:46:26 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.1992Apr06.214626.250001
Organization: School of Computer Science, Carnegie Mellon
Originator: kji@SPEECH1.CS.CMU.EDU

>>"...sounds suspiciously like an episode of a certain 'Blackadder'."

Hmm, that William Shakespeare is always stealing story lines.  He wrote
one play, Romeo and Juliet, that has the same story-line as 'West Side Story'.

(Why do I feel it not beyond considering that someone will feel it his or
her duty to correct me: "William Shakespeare wrote Romeo and Juliet first...")
From: weeksrw@vax2.concordia.ca (BOB WEEKS,FACULTY SERVICES,CONCORDIA U,514 848 7677)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: Red Dwarf Toaster
Keywords: Toast
Date: 16 Apr 92 15:33:00 GMT
Organization: Concordia University
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Apr15.150112.29454@thunder.mcrcim.mcgill.edu>, mackenzi@McRCIM.McGill.EDU (Paul Mackenzie) writes...
> 
>I remember a hilarious part of one Red Dwarf episode where Lister told the
>artificially intelligent toaster about all the bread products that he DIDN'T
>want.
> 
>It went something like
> 
>No, we don't want any smegging toast!
>No toast, no buns, no bagels, .....
> 
>He went on and on.
> 
>Does anyone know exactly what list of bread products Lister used?

I can't remember the exact list either; I'm pretty sure it included
no muffins, no doughnuts, no crumpets, no croissants, no potato cakes,
and, if I remember correctly the toaster's response is "Oh, I see you're
a waffle man, then!"

That's all from memory; hopefully some reader can review a tape or has
the script.

The AI toaster is a masterpiece; General Appliances is probably working on
a prototype!
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From: ccaajmg@ucl.ac.uk (John Gallinari)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again / Burkiss Way
Date: 10 Apr 92 11:54:18 GMT
Organization: Bloomsbury Computing Consortium

markt@harlqn.co.uk (Mark Tillotson) writes:

>I wonder what Eric Pode is doing now?

Still living in Croydon, supporting his wife three kids and Crystal Palace 
no doubt. :-)
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From: pdlemass@unix2.tcd.ie (Something original)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Stephen Fry on "Saturdaynight Fry"
Summary: I want tapes of their shows
Keywords: tapes of show?
Date: 6 Apr 92 14:48:12 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

Does any one remember a series about 3-4 years ago on BBC radio 4
on Saturday nights called "Saturday -Night Fry " which was 
basically Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie and a few others doing sketches 
which included the best piss-takes of the plays that are on BBC Radio 4
and a regular feature called "Stephen will do his level best to comply 
with your wishes listeners" which was a piss-take of Jim'll fix it.
I taped some of these but didn't get them all and even those that I did
get were bad quality as I live in Ireland . Does anyone in Britain or
Ireland have full copies of the shows especially the one which has the
sketch "Fat Man On A Bicycle ".
                               Peter.
From: ccaajmg@ucl.ac.uk (John Gallinari)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
Summary: Repeated
Date: 8 Apr 92 11:41:32 GMT
Organization: Bloomsbury Computing Consortium
Keyword: Mondays at 23: 00

The programme will be retransmitted on Radio 4 at 11 p.m. for six weeks starting
Monday 13th April.

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From: mlbst25+@pitt.edu (Monica L Boyle)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: What is a "git" / "smeg" etc, Paul Merton
Date: 15 Apr 92 18:53:52 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

a git is a type of lower life form lech.  It was in existence as early as 1967,
though probably sooner, when you consider the wide use of it was so bad that
when the Monkees wrote a song called Randy Scouse Git in l967, after hearing
the term on a trip to Britain on the television show that Til Death Do Us Part,
or something like that, they had to change the name in Britain.  The papers
printed the story with writing the title as R*ndy Sc**se G*t, so I think
that it is safe to say that it is a swearing term.  If any of you are 
MIcky Dolenz called the song Alternate Title, after he was told to find one.
 
Hope I didn't write something that you already knew.
From: rush@mnementh.metaphor.com (Ed Rush)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: Cleese commercial !
Date: 17 Apr 92 00:06:58 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: Metaphor Computer Systems, Mountain View, CA

In article <1992Apr13.213456.14912@Cadence.COM> phz@cadence.com (Pete Zakel) writes:
>In article <SOMMER.92Apr10134007@lebesgue.iesd.auc.dk> sommer@iesd.auc.dk (Lars Erik Fynboe Sommer) writes:
>>    " Maybe I'm drunk, and maybe you're ugly.
>>      ....But tomorrow I'll be sober. "
>>                                    -W.C. Fields.
>
>I thought this quote was from Winston Churchill, not W.C. Fields.

Fields would *never* have said "tomorrow I'll be sober"!
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Subject: Re: The Goodies
From: Kris.Heidenstrom@bbs.actrix.gen.nz
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 11:23:25 GMT
Organization: Actrix Information Exchange
Keywords: Big Bunny, Loony Animals, Eky-Thump!

In article <1992Apr14.200315.1994@samba.oit.unc.edu> Ted.Bebenek@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Ted Bebenek) writes:
> In article <1992Apr12.010955.26644@cco.caltech.edu> miriam@legs.gps.caltech.edu (Miriam Jackson) writes:
> >Anyway a few weeks ago.  Quite a few years ago Tim Brooke Taylor was
> >in a sitcom with Richard something or other (from Man about the
> >House).
> 
> I know Tim Brooke-Taylor was in a sitcom called "You Must Be The
> Husband".  I don't know anybody else in the show (I think the chef from
> Fawlty Towers was in it too).  The show was about a housewif who writes
> a romance novel, and gets rich.

Tim Brooke-Taylor featured in a Britcom called 'Me and my Girl' with
Richard O'Sullivan (I think that's the surname) from Man about the House.
It also featured Joan Sanderson (the deaf lady from Fawlty Towers'
'Communication Problems' episode) and a young lady whose name eludes me
for the moment.

Kris
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From: davros@vesta.unm.edu (DAVROS)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Need Help on AYBS!!!!!!!!
Date: 15 Apr 92 21:31:58 GMT
Article-I.D.: lynx.sbzj-p#
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque


>>>     please put the following in order
>>>     and then e-mail it to me
>>>     so i can put it in my faq
>>>     thanks
>>>
>>>     Mr. Earnest Granger
>>>     Mr. Tebbs
>>>     Mr. Klein???????
>>>     Mr. Goldstein
>>>     Mr. grossman???????
>>>

>>>   i need them in order of appearance
>>>
>>>   ketan  :/>

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