From: smm@rodan.UU.NET (Steve Mansfield)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
Subject: Re: EAGLES WILL GO 15-1 AND WIN THE SUPERBOWL AND KILL THE REDGIRLS
Date: 15 Oct 1992 13:32:42 -0400
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In article <1992Oct15.151214.1249@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> aperkins@lonestar.utsa.edu (Aaron B. Perkins) writes:
>
>OK OK OK MY MIGHTY EAGLES LOST TO THE DUDLY CHEFS (THEY COOKED A MEAN LONGBALL)
>IF MY EAGLES SECONDARY HAD NOT FALLEN ASLEEP THE EAGLES WOULD NOT HAVE LOST
>TO THE CHEFS AND THATS FOR SURE......!!!!!!!
>
>FOR THE NEXT EASY PREDICTION GAME WE PIT THE REDSHITS VS. EAGLES THIS IS THE
>WAY I SEE IT (I MESSED UP THE LAST PREDICTION SO HERES THE NEXT CORRECT ONE!!
>
>
>
>                                EAGLES 31
>                              REDFACES 13

You know, for a short while I thought this arrogant little dickweed was
talking about the game the Eagles are playing this weekend against the
Redskins, but after re-reading it, I realised he was talking about three
other games that the Eagles must have coming up (I don't follow their
schedule all that closely - you'll have to excuse me).  Anyway, I'm
looking forward to another great NFC East game in which I think it could
go either way.

>                              EAGLES STATS
>                              ------------
>                        CUNNINGHAM 13-20 237 2 TDS. 1 INT
>                                   8-65 YARDS RUSHING 1 TD
>                        BARNETT    8-132 1 TD
>                        WILLIAMS   5-52
>                        WALKER     25-116 2 TDS
>                        BYERS      RUSHES. 4-21
>                                   REC.    5-32
>
>                            EAGLES DEFENSE
>                            --------------
>                            WHITE     3 SACKS 6 TACKLES

These redfaces must have a *really* bad offensive line.  And I thought
the Redskin's line was bad....

>                            JOYNER    4 TACKLES 1 INT
>                            SIMMONS   1 SACKS 5 TACKLES
>                            WATERS    1 INT 2 KILLED PEOPLE 3 TACKLES

I'm sorry, but if this asshole is looking forward to the Eagle's killing
of players, I'd personally like to throw him into the middle of a play
*right* after it's begun - and I hope he get's his legs torn off...

>                            ALLEN     1 INT 4 TACKLES
>
>                               KICKING
>                               -------
>                               RUZEK 4-4 PATS 1-1 FG (49 YARDS)
>
>
>THATS ABOUT IT THESE PREDICTIONS WILL BE CORRECT IF NOT EXACTLY RIGHT
>SAVE EM TRADE EM COLLECT EM LOVE EM HATE EM THEYLL BE RIGHT!!!!

Yeah, right.  And my mother will be the next quarterback for the
Patriots.  Learn how to use the caps lock on your keyboard, freshman.

>signed                     JULIUS THE LEGENDARY PREDICTOR

Yep, a legend in his own mind....

>quiz                WHO HOLDS THE RECORD FOR THE MOST REBOUNDS IN AN NBA GAME
>                    AND HOW MANY?

I don't know, why don't you go ask someone on rec.sport.basketball?  Get
a fucking clue.

Steve Mansfield                   Junior AlterNet Engineer 
smm@uunet.uu.net                  uunet!smm
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