HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: scot@jlc.mv.com (Scot Salmon)
Subject: Re: Fun with cats
Organization: John Leslie Consulting, Milford NH
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 21:08:51 GMT

Seriously, you would think people would learn not to try to stop other people
from posting certain kinds of messages to this group. It never works, not
even when there seems to be a good reason! People get offended, but that
doesn't make the posters stop, it just makes the free-speech people yell.

I'm re-reading my first sentence and it doesn't read very well, but you
know what I mean. Read it a few more times, slowly.

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"Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has!" - TPB
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From: harrison@lclark.edu (Mark Harrison)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 15 Sep 92 19:53:20 GMT
Article-I.D.: lclark.1992Sep15.195320.26504
Organization: Lewis & Clark College, Portland OR

In article <BuMxo4.9Cs@ireq.hydro.qc.ca> beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard) writes:
>In article <MS3JTRG@taronga.com> peter@taronga.com (Peter da Silva) writes:
>>Hibberts Law #14:
>>
>>	When two technologies are competing for the marketplace,
>>	the inferior one always succeeds.

Harrison's Law #1:
      
   When someone posts a dumb joke to rec.humor, it will be repeated twice
that month, and three times in the following month.  It will also be
re-worded and posted five more times that month.

Harrison's Law #2:
   
   The dumber the joke, the more times rule #1 applies.


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From: bianc@next09cville.wam.umd.edu (WierdnesS)
Subject: Re: Quote by Woody Allen
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 14:13:06 GMT

In article <22725@nntp_server.ems.cdc.com> ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin  
Hummel) writes:
> In article <loon.54@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za>, loon@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za  
(LOON M J) writes:
> |> 
> |> >My brain: it's my second favourite organ.
> |> >  - Woody Allen
> |> 
> |> How about:
> |> 
> |> I had a troubled childhood - I was breastfed from falsies.
> |> 
> 
> Would that result in Artificial Intelligence?
or, My personal favorite,:

  "I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
From: "frank rosenbaum" <frank.rosenbaum@execnet.com>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: funsies: antonymous c
Date: 9 Sep 92 21:24:31 EST
Reply-To: "frank rosenbaum" <frank.rosenbaum@execnet.com>
Distribution: rec
Organization: Executive Networks Information


AH>-- a battalion of pacifists
AH>-- a congregation of atheists
AH>-- a steady stream of cataracts
Shouldn't that be a giggle of virgins

               Frank in White Plains, NY
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From: dondd@hpmwtd.sr.hp.com (Don Dillon)
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:44:11 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: POLITACALLY CORRECT DOUBLE SPEAK????
Organization: HP Santa Rosa Site (NMD MTA MWTD)
Newsgroups: rec.humor


You forgot:


Fat person                              gravitationally challenged



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From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: Road Signs
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 18:39:40 GMT

In article <bcrawfor.715732411@sol.UVic.CA> bcrawfor@sol.UVic.CA (Bryan Crawford) writes:
>I recently read a posting which described a funny road sign, and thought
>I'd add a few of my own.
>
>1) "DRIVE SLOW"   (who writes the road signs in the US?  Don't they have
>to graduate from elementary school?)
>
Not enough room to say:

"KINDLY REDUCE THE SPEED OF YOUR VEHICLE WHILST TRAVERSING THIS SEGMENT
OF ROADWAY"
>
>2) "NO OUTLET"  (does this mean 'dead end' or that you'll need a solar
>powered hairdryer?)
>
YES.
>
>3) "NO SIGHT DISTANCE"  (?)
>
>All of these were _real_ road signs seen in Hawaii.  One more before I go...
I thought you said in the US.
>At the side of the road as we approached an intersection, attractively planted
>in a fower garden was a wooden sign with painted flowers palm trees, and the
>letters S, T, O and P...'oh, what a lovely sign' *CRASH*
>
>Cheers
>-- 
>
>bcrawfor@Sol.UVic.CA  -- member of the society for simple .signatures (SSS)


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From: lpc@dickens.com (Luis P Caamano)
Subject: Re: Humor
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 04:16:32 GMT
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.

In article <92250.200147HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>In article <trojanman.715819418@nowhere.com>, melliott@convex.com (Mark Elliott)
>says:
>>
>>In <1992Sep6.213655.7685@wam.umd.edu> ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:
>>>> > > In article <1992Sep2.171641.5679@gagme.chi.il.us>,
>>anton@gagme.chi.il.us
>>>> > > (Andrzej Borowiec) says:
>>>> > > >>  How come this is called 'rec.humor'?
>>>> > > >Are you trying to start a cascade?
>>>> > > He's probaly got a brain tumor.
>>>> > Now look at the mess you made.
>>>>Aargh!  Stop this right now!
>>>Will whoever started this take a bow?
>>What's a cascade?
>It's this THING that we've made.
It looks really nice in trn's thread tree.

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From: st1ns@rosie.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Subject: Re: bathroom graffiti
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 02:49:00 GMT

In article <152320001@hpuerca.atl.hp.com>, krb@hpuerca.atl.hp.com (Kevin Barnes) writes...
>Gee could tell me how you really feel!!!  

actually, no.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny sign
From: mike@piglet.dosli.govt.nz (Mike Taylor)
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 20:22:57 GMT
Organization: Department of Survey and Land Information, New Zealand

In article <Btyv2K.Iwr@ecf.toronto.edu> yewhin@ecf.toronto.edu (YEW HIN Jimmy) writes:
>
>No matter how hard you shake your peg
>At least a drop goes down your leg 
>

One that I saw was -

Use me well and keep me clean
And I won't tell what I have seen.

Mike.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Sick Joke
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 20:59:31 GMT

Cholette Martin writes:
>rdc writes:
>>Ashok Kumar writes:
>>>Q:How do you kill an elephant ?
>>>A:With out bare bloody teeth!!!
>>This is disgusting.  Keep this off the net.
>TOO BAD buddy, if you don't like it, don't read it! Who made you Mister
>censorship for the net? As far as I'm concerned if a person has a joke
>he wants to post to this group then he is welcome to do so, those of us
>who don't like it , can just turn the page, there is something called
>a KILL file in case you didn't know!

I am sorry to inform you of this Martin, but some subjects are just
not politically correct enough to discussed in this news froup.  You 
must learn not to patronize wymen and never, ever even consider making
jokes about abortion or rape.  I am not kidding.

If you fail to adhere to these unwritten laws, you will smitten by
fierce and unrelenting diatribes.  Your intelligence and artistry will
be called into question and then, ghod forbid, you will become a t.b
outcast, forced to live your life vicariously through achievements
of rdc.

It is far better not to post than to post in ignorance.

>LIVE AND LET LIVE !!!

Live and legislate morality via peer pressure.

Peace through strength.
--
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.pets,talk.bizarre
From: schwae@marcus.its.rpi.edu (Eric A. Schwartz)
Subject: Re: Sick Joke
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 03:26:45 GMT

In article <1992Sep4.232531.18166@cc.umontreal.ca> cholette@JSP.UMontreal.CA (Cholette Martin) writes:
>In article <t4hngng.rdc@netcom.com> nobody writes:
>>ashok@regulus.Inria.Fr (Ashok Kumar) writes:
>>>Q:How do you kill an elephant ?
>>>A:With out bare bloody teeth!!!
>>
>>
>>This is disgusting.  Keep this off the net.
>
> TOO BAD buddy, if you don't like it, don't read it! Who made you Mister
> censorship for the net? As far as I'm concerned if a person has a joke
> he wants to post to this group then he is welcome to do so, those of us
> who don't like it , can just turn the page, there is something called
> a KILL file in case you didn't know!
>
>LIVE AND LET LIVE !!!
>
>Martin Cholette
>cholette@jsp.umontreal.ca

If it weren't for the crossposting, I'd flame you but good.  And that is
the point.  Nobody minds this being in rec.humor or talk.blather, but
as you will note, it does not belong on rec.pets. 
If someone has a joke, they can post it to the group you are reading, but
should not post it where it clearly does not belong.
E.S.
From: rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Polack joke /dogs
Date: 10 Sep 92 12:25:23 +0200
Followup-To: alt.censorship
Organization: University of Cape Town

In article <36944@uflorida.cis.ufl.edu>, lbs@madeira.phys.ufl.edu (Lech Borkowski) writes:
> In article <gebiTAe00WC001aUUC@andrew.cmu.edu> ts2a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Thomas Omar Smith) writes:

[polemics deleted]

> 
>>Mario Smarduch writes:
>  Lech
> 
> (Woof, woof, I am a mad Polish dog with an IQ < 0)

...and a flat nose from chasing American lawyers who chase parked ambulances,
no doubt...
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From: psbapat@mtu.edu (   BAPAT)
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 00:57:52 GMT

In article <1692@heurikon.heurikon.com>, deanc@ex.heurikon.com (Dean Cheney) writes:
> 
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, IM GOING TO START THE WORST CASCADE EVER.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHILE EATING THIS SLOP, I SEWED THE FIRST BROCADE BEAVER.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BILE FITTING RIG STOP, LIE SPEWED THIRST LIVER !!!!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE, AT LEAST DELIVER...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>WHO MAY I ATTRIBUTE TO THIS BEASTLY SLIVER?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>TO SPAY A LUTE IN A GREASY RIVER
> >>>>>>>>>>>DAMN CASCADERS THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER
> >>>>>>>>>>I WILL NOT CASCADE; NOPE, NO, NEVER
> >>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A TRAIN?
> >>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?
> >>>>>>>R2-D2 ON THE BRAIN?
> >>>>>>This cascade is damn insane!
> >>>>>And it's really getting lame!
> >>>>POST IN CAPS YOU WEIRDOS, WHAT ARE YOU DEAF ? !!!!!!!!!!!!
> >>>YOUVE RUINED MY RIGHT EAR, HOW 'BOUT THE LEFT?
> >>LEFT AT THE NEXT LIGHTS, UNLESS RED
> >THIS SILLY THING IS SOMETHING I DREAD, 
> >BETTER I SHOULD BE BUSY IN BED !
> WANKER, GIVE THY HAND A REST!
NAH! THIS AIN'T REC.HUMOR AT ITS BEST.

-- 

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e-mail: psbapat@mtu.edu            | OF IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT!
Michigan Technological University  |                           - Tom Lehrer
From: wboatclb@ccvax.ucd.ie
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Pearl Harbour (was Re:Agnostics and Athiests)
Date: 7 Sep 92 20:04:06 GMT
Organization: University College Dublin

In article <1992Sep6.185842.182694@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, gtr0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GLEN TORLEIF RYEN) writes:

>     Over?!?  Nothing is over until we say it is!  Was it over when the Germans
> bombed Pearl Harbor?
> 
>                                 John Belushi (RIP)
  
I think the Japanese deserve the credit here. 

- Rob.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: me_f316@ceres (+-=NUBIAN=-+)
Subject: Re: Offensive joke
Organization: Your Girlfriend's Bedside
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 15:57:57 GMT

pgh@cs.strath.ac.uk (Pete Hendry) writes:
: A little girl walks into her parents' bedroom and sees her dad standing
: naked. She points at his penis and says "daddy, what's that dangly thing
: between your legs?". The dad replies "that's a penis dear". She then asks
: "when will I get one of those between my legs?" to which he replies
: "as soon as your mother goes to work"!
: 

Ugh
I am offended

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From: gorgeous@momth3.maths.monash.edu.au (C Dyt)
Subject: Re: nursery rhymes
Organization: Monash University
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 00:34:58 GMT

Hers one that cracked me up

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children, her c**t fell out.

Well I liked it anyway.
From: jim@spitws117.sbil.co.uk (James Gillespie)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: nursery rhymes
Date: 11 Sep 92 09:11:58 GMT
Reply-To: jim@spitws117.sbil.co.uk
Organization: Salomon Brothers International Limited

In article 21998@zooid.guild.org, kovarski@zooid.guild.org (Mark Kovarski) writes:
>If you think Richard Digance is funny, try Andrew Dice Clay. He calls those
>"nude poems" and he is outrageous. Ask any lovely female and she will tell ya.

Have you ever seen Richard Digance's act?  "Nude poems" are the high
point of the Diceman's material; they are the lowpoint of Digance's.
No, I'm not flaming anyone's morality, taste or hairstyle; just
pointing out that as a whole, these two comedians have completely
different styles and material.  Nuff sed.

ObJoke:
	I think everybody here already knows every joke in existence,
	so here's a goledn oldie:
	
				#15!!!

Jim Gillespie ----------------------------------------------------
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mokry@cree.ctr.columbia.edu (Robert Mokry)
Subject: Re: She's a babe .. Wayne's World
Organization: J. Random Misconfigured Site
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 07:19:36 GMT
X-Posted-From: cree.ctr.columbia.edu
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

The Tower of Babel
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From: cowan@aqua.ocunix.on.ca (Darin Cowan (root))
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sick Joke
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 92 03:53:39 GMT
Organization: The Aquarium, Ottawa, Ontario

kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:

> I am sorry to inform you of this Martin, but some subjects are just
> not politically correct enough to discussed in this news froup.  You 
> must learn not to patronize wymen and never, ever even consider making
> jokes about abortion or rape.  I am not kidding.
> 

I hope this was a joke because it was the most hilarious thing I've read
in here for a while.

I presume a "wymen" is really "women" or "woman" typed on a Dvorak
keyboard with the keys mixed up or something?
From: grege@henson.cc.wwu.edu (Gregory M Ellis)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: R U lokoing for Lydia?
Date: 9 Sep 92 23:37:58 GMT
Article-I.D.: henson.1992Sep9.233758.16276
Organization: Western Washington University

panek@an.hp.com (Jon Panek) writes:

>It's been about 16 years, but in high school I saw _Night_At_The_Opera
>about 14 times.  One of the opening scenes contains this short song
>in which Groucho is careening around a high-class cocktail party.  Now,
>let's see how good my neurons are...

>     Lydia, O Lydia
>     Have you seen Lydia?
>     Lydia the tatooed lady?

>I don't think he ever sang any more than that...


The movie was "At the Circus" or something like that, and Groucho sang it in
a train car with all the circus people around.  It was a complete song, and
he performed an outstanding whirling, kicking groucho-dance with it.  I used
to know pretty much all of the song, but haven't had to recall it for
eons......the bits and pieces I do remember aren't worth listing...sorry...
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 14:54:57 EDT
From: <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Chinese Restaurant
 <1992Sep5.091124.42798@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>
 <1992Sep8.182549.11498@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>

In article <1992Sep8.182549.11498@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>,
calloway@lonestar.utsa.edu (Michael L. Calloway) says:
>
>>>>>  Good one! I simply love it... great for dramas! Anymore of these?
>>>>Ditto!  Very funny--really enjoyed it.
>>>Oh, yes, I loved it, and I never even read it.
>>You did not read it, how sad!
Now you've made me really mad.

(He grins to himself evilly, knowing that another cascade follows...)
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From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
Subject: Re: amusing system errors
Date: 11 Sep 92 14:03:24 GMT
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park

>	4. A completely blank screen would remind me that I'd forgotten to
>	   prop up my home made 4K RAM pack with a beer mat and that it had
>	   fallen out the back, thus losing *ALL* the contents of RAM.
>	   Unfortunately this reminder always came a little too late.
>
>That's about all I can remember, but if ther are any past (or even present)
>ZX80/81 owners out there I'm sure they can all relate similar tales.  Did 
>the notorious machine Sir Clive Sinlair ever make it to the shores of
>Australia, or did we stop sending our criminals over there long ago???
 
4k ram!, hah I got the 16k ram module.

I'll tell you one thing about the ZX81 though, I learned to write 
efficient code, non of this 8 megs of ram on PCs nowdays which 
encourage such wasteful code that my ZX81 is roling around in its box.
Hah, people nowdays with their 200 meg Hard disks and their Super VGA
with 16 million colors,
Bah I say, back then we had 2 colors, Black and White, thats it
we had lots of imagination too.  The stuff we did with block graphics
and ascii characters would put any fancy game to shame.  And all this
at 1.5 MHz too.  You dont see that nowdays, at 50 MHz they still cant
get things right.  Boy I tell you! People are spoiled nowdays!

-ara (prowd ZX81 owner, hooked up to a 12" BW T.V.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cav29682@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Carlos A. Varela)
Subject: Re: Math Joke
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 05:38:37 GMT

Another math joke:
The math teacher explaining:  "There are three kinds of mathematicians:  Those 
who know how to count and those who don't"
From: johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Date: 15 Sep 92 16:04:06 GMT
Organization: Spectragraphics Corporation

In article <1992Sep14.005105.135@physc1.byu.edu> miroslaw@physc1.byu.edu writes:

>There is no problem if you want to go to Hawaii or even Louisiana.  Just avoid
>those Americans with Ph. D . in geography. They could have an atlas at home and
>look it up. 

Yeah, go to Hawaii and Louisiana.  In fact, I hear South Dade county
Florida is beautiful this time of year.  ;-)

> Mirek Gruszkiewicz

Let's see if I remember my pronunciations.  That's Gris-ka-vich?

-- 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: GLETTY@vmd.cso.uiuc.edu ("Bruce E. Gletty")
Subject: Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
Organization: C.C.S.O.
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 19:12:18 GMT

In article <axtnckr.gstory@netcom.com>
gstory@netcom.com (Glenn Story) writes:
 
>In article <1992Sep3.222632.2793@gtephx.UUCP> forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona) writes:
>
>[Previous dialog and ad hominem rebuttal deleted.]
>
>>
>>If the thought he [Bush] was above the law, he'd have said "Piss on this
>>stupid law --- cut the whole fucking forest down!"  (IE: he puts
>>himself above the law by ignoring it as he pleases [like most of
>>the democratic Congress does] NOT by submitting himself to the
>>results of due process.)
>
>Could you give an example of the Congress putting itself above the law?
>
>[One paragraph deleted]
>>
>>Try for a *real* example now: you know, one where he totally
>>ignores the law and does whatever the hell he wants anyway.
>>
>I agree with you criteria, and invite you to apply them to Congress.
>Let me add that when Congress passes a law which excludes them from its
>provisions, I consider it sneaky and reprehensible, but not "above the law."
>
>[Remainder deleted.]
>
I believe that you cannot arrest a congressman or senator for anything at
all when congress is in session. So as long as congress stays in session,
its members can violate any laws they choose. (Of course, it may come back
to haunt them when they adjourn.)
 
As pointed out above, Congress excludes itself from all sorts of regulations,
but since they are making the regulations, this exclusion is legal (and I
agree, quite slimey).
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From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Humor
Date: 8 Sep 92 15:59:55 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <trojanman.715819418@nowhere.com>, melliott@convex.com (Mark Elliott) writes:
|> In <1992Sep6.213655.7685@wam.umd.edu> ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:
|> >> > > In article <1992Sep2.171641.5679@gagme.chi.il.us>, anton@gagme.chi.il.us
|> >> > > (Andrzej Borowiec) says:
|> >> > > >>  How come this is called 'rec.humor'?
|> >> > > >Are you trying to start a cascade?
|> >> > > He's probaly got a brain tumor.
|> >> > Now look at the mess you made.
|> >>Aargh!  Stop this right now!
|> >Will whoever started this take a bow?
|> What's a cascade?
Auto-Matic dish washer compound
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From: bill@AEC.MsState.Edu (bill balcerzak)
Subject: Hello
Summary: Hello today.
Keywords: stone, lime pie, note speaker
Organization: very little
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 17:13:09 GMT

Hello.  How are you today?

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