From: bufalini@above.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini)
Subject: Bruce Bufalini's daily routine (was Re: The Politics of USENET)
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Date: Fri, 24 Jul 92 22:58:44 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.051323.22097@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (One group at a time, please.) writes:
>In article <jic1Hn4rn8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@near.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>In article <1992Jul24.025012.17756@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>>>In article <6$81H9=6n8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@beyond.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Jul23.032343.7946@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (I'm too sexy for this newsgroup) writes:
>>>>>In article <h531Hy1nm8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Ahem, you are again thinking of Penn State.  Get the facts straight, Patrick.
>>>>>>Yes, I remember DOI, for they are headquartered here at *Penn* State.
>>>>>>Misinformation rages on, and Patrick is the #1 reason for it.
>>>>>
>>>>>Ah, yes...that imaginary organization of yours.  It's headquartered at
>>>>>PlayPenn State, just as I said.  (Thanks for making me #1 on your list, I
>>>>>might add.  You're finally starting to gain a little knowledge. :-)
>>>>
>>>>No, you are quite misinformed.  Obtain facts before posting, Mr. Humphrey.
>>>>Prove that an organization PlayPenn State exists.  You will never do it, for
>>>>it does not exist anywhere.  You will always be #1 on the list of spewing out
>>>>misinformation.
>>>
>>>Not as long as there's someone up there at PlayPenn State who insists
>>>there's such a thing as a "DOI", I won't be.
>>
>>Yes you will be, for you are always misinformed.  Lack of communication with
>>DOI is the primary cause of your state of misinformation.
>
>I don't communicate with imaginary entities.

Nor do I.  You still have not gathered any facts, Patrick.  I do not talk to
imaginary entities, for DOI is not imaginary.

>>>(Sheesh.  Down here, if "DOI" means anything, it's the counterpart to "BOI"
>>>-- "Died On the Island", which goes well with "Born On the Island".  Never
>>>mind which island it is, either, since you're geographically illiterate.)
>>
>>No, DOI is the Department of Information in all places.  Islands are quite
>>irrelevant to DOI.
>
>Ask me if I care.  (Since you were so utterly clueless, I'll give you a hint
>-- it's a famous island in the greater Houston area.)

You apparently cared enough to lie about DOI, relating it to islands in the
pits of hell.

>>>>>   +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 776-1541 at home. 778-0311 at Genghis Khan's BBQ.
>>>>>                  Support term limitations for politicians:
>>>>>                 two terms -- one in office and one in jail.
>>>>
>>>>Support no term limitations for politicians.  Just make sure all terms are 
>>>>served in jail.  Perhaps you should consider becoming a politician, Patrick.
>>>>Especially under the 'every-term-in-jail' proposal. :-)
>>>
>>>It's your idea -- you run for office and test it out.  (Make sure it's a
>>>national one so I can vote for you, of course. :-)
>>
>>It's my idea, and you are my test population.  I am the only eligible voter,
>>and I vote that you go directly to jail.  Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.
>>It looks like you're going to be in jail for quite a while.  Congratulations,
>>Patrick, for it appears that this idea is a quite successful one.
>
>Sorry, your voter registration was discovered to be invalid due to incorrect
>information.  Turn yourself in for voter fraud at the nearest of your DOI
>offices.

Wrong, for I am informed of everything.  You are still going to jail, Patrick,
so get ready for it.

>Maybe that's all you have to do in your daily routine.

Wrong, asshole.  Observe:

10:00 AM: Initiate waking procedures after hearing alarm go off.

10:03 AM: Exit sleeping device.

10:04 AM: Enter room containing shower and toilet.

10:05 AM: Dump any excrement and/or bodily fluids.  Flush toilet when done.

10:10 AM: Proceed to shower.  Remove all clothing.  Turn on water.

10:11 AM: Enter shower when water has achieved desired temperature.

          Initiate showering procedure, making use of soap and shampoo.

10:26 AM: Reach for towel on nearby towel rack.  Initiate drying procedure.

          Put appropriate clothing for the day's weather on body.

10:29 AM: Obtain comb which is lying adjacent to sink.

          Comb hair into desired position.

10:31 AM: Obtain toothbrush and initiate tooth brushing procedure.
	  Toothpaste and toothbrush are the tools required for this process.

10:33 AM: Proceed to the area resembling kitchen.

          Open cupboard and obtain 2 blueberry pop tarts.

          Open refrigerator and obtain 1 Hi-C drink box.

          Initiate consumption of pop tarts and Hi-C simultaneously.

10:40 AM: Locate backpack containing textbooks and notebooks.

          Locate Sony (tm) Walkman and a tape containing desired music.

          Desired music is usually by Rush, Queen, Pink Floyd, and other
          similar groups.

10:43 AM: Exit apartment, locking door on way out.

          Proceed down hallway until reaching elevators.

          Enter elevator and push button corresponding to 'ground level.'

          Make a right turn and then a quick left turn after exiting 
          elevator.

10:45 AM: Upon reaching East Beaver Avenue, cross street and proceed through
          parking lot directly across from apartment building.

10:47 AM: Initiate left turn when Calder Way is reached.

10:48 AM: Initiate right turn when Sowers Street is reached.

10:50 AM: Initiate left turn at corner of Sowers Street and East College
          Avenue.

10:52 AM: Upon reaching McLanahan's convenience store, cross East College
          Avenue and proceed up Shortlidge Road.

10:54 AM: Continue up Shortlidge Road until reaching Simmons Hall.
          Cross Shortlidge Road at Simmons Hall and cross parking lot
          adjacent to the Penn State Campus Bookstore.

10:57 AM: Proceed to the Hetzel Union Building (the 'HUB' to local residents)
          (The HUB is adjacent to Bookstore)

10:59 AM: Obtain one Daily Collegian to read.

11:00 AM: Proceed down Pollock Road until reaching Willard Building.
          Buildings passed on the way are McAllister Building, Old Main,
          and Schwab Auditorium.

11:02 AM: Enter Willard Building and proceed to Room 269.

11:03 AM: Enter Room 269 and begin to read Daily Collegian obtain at the HUB.

          Also socialize with other students until lecturer arrives.

11:10 AM: Listen to lecturer in Statistics class.

          Initiate note-taking procedures.

          Retain useful information, throw out useless information.  No need
          to waste paper.

12:25 PM: Exit 269 Willard and proceed to Room 67 Willard.

          Read any part of Daily Collegian not read in 269 Willard.

          Socialize with others until lecturer arrives.

12:45 PM: Listen to Mathematics lecturer.

          Initiate note-taking procedures.

          Retain useful information, throw out useless information.  No need
          to waste paper.

02:00 PM: Exit 67 Willard Building and Willard Building.  Exit is right next
          to 67 Willard Building.

02:01 PM: Proceed back to living unit, backtracking previously written routes.

02:18 PM: Enter apartment building and check for anything resembling mail in
          mailbox.

02:19 PM: Proceed to elevator and return to apartment, backtracking previous
          routes.

02:21 PM: Initiate routine tasks that must be done, such as completing course
          projects, cleaning apartment, working out financial matters, 
          socializing with neighbors, and other various tasks, or someone will
          get quite upset.  Eating procedures also occur (food choices vary 
          daily).

05:30 PM: Proceed to Walker Building.

          Method for reaching Walker Building is similar to that for reaching
          Willard Building, except go past Willard Building and pass Steidle
          Building, Mineral Sciences Building and one Fraternity House.

05:46 PM: Enter Walker Building, walk past elevators, and initiate a right
          turn.  Proceed to end of hallway.

05:47 PM: Enter room 123 Walker Building (Advanced Geographic Information
          Systems Laboratory) by way of card access.

05:48 PM: Log on to any one of nine workstations in AGIS Lab

          Machines are named among, across, through, beyond, cattycorner,
          far, near, above, and below.  among is the most frequently logged
          on to.

05:49 PM: Initiate X Windows, read any mail received, initiate news reading
          procedures, flame alt.flame posters to ashes.  Post to other groups
          as well.

08:00 PM: Log out all systems.

08:01 PM: Exit Walker Building, and return to living unit, backtracking
          route used to go to Walker Building.

08:20 PM: Contact people known as friends and make plans for the rest of the
          night.  Telephone is used for this task.

08:40 PM: Meet friends and proceed to one of many local bars.  Socialize
          with friends and consume beer and other alcoholic beverages.

11:30 PM: Leave bars and return to living space.

11:43 PM: Relax and initiate television-watching procedures simultaneously.

12:00 AM: Television shows watched in this time interval are Kojak, All in the
          Family, and Sanford and Son.

02:00 AM: Initiate brushing procedures mentioned earlier in the day with
	  the aforementioned toiletries and body parts.

02:07 AM: Gather clothing appropriate for sleeping procedure.

02:09 AM: Enter sleeping device.

02:10 AM: Initiate sleeping procedure.

The above schedule is appropriate for a typical Monday.  Other schedules exist
for the other days of the week.

Now let us see your daily routine.
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