From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (<<<***Steve Franklin***>>>)
Subject: Re: STEVE FRANKLIN STRIKES BACK!
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 21:48:41 GMT

In <lefty-130892105351@lefty.apple.com> lefty@apple.com (Lefty) writes:

>In article <BsxBoz.9r@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (<<<***Steve
>Franklin***>>>) wrote:

>>    Heh. Who's we? Define "all".

>Gosh, Steve, isn't it obvious?  We're talking about all the _interesting_
>people, the ones worth spending time with.  Clearly this doesn't include
>you, Dennis, Darcy, Rasmussen and the other life members of Psychotics 'R'
>Us.

   bahaha - you're right Lefty. I'm ashamed. You're an interesting
fellow and I admit it. I can just imagine your favorite hobbies:
   1) horseback riding (only bareback you'll get beneath you)
   2) COMPUTERS!
   3) GIFS
   4) stimulating conversation with yourself (hell, who else talks to you?)
   5) USENET
My, you are one interesting fellow aren't you? These guesses may be a bit off,
but I'd be surprised if there were far off. No, in fact I wouldn't believe you
if you said they are far off. In Leftyland, maybe. In reality? no way jose.

> Seems to me that we need more sanctions against LeftyLand then. I'm stuck at 
> the border, because apparently they won't let me bring a social life across 
> the border.

>Opinions may vary at centers of culture like Dalhousie University, but
>around here obsessive masturbation doesn't constitute "a social life".

  Heh, you have one vivid imagination. At first I'm grossed out
that you fantasize about me. Then, I realize "hey, he's a computer geek.
Live and let live." But I'm still grossed out.

>> No one half interesting is allowed in LeftyLand. Only computer geeks. Hardly 
>> fair is it?

>Yes, the millions of us down here decry the unfairness of it all on a daily
>basis.  We're very upset that we're deprived of the presence of such
>paragons of nineteen-year-old wit and sophistication as yourself.  It's a
>miracle that we manage to get by.

   Ahahaha - Millions? Heh, who's the pseudo-group now. I hardly call
you millions. I interact with an awful lot of people, and I RARELY run
into people like yourself. You're like a bad case of halitosis. You're okay
until you speak. Then everyone notices how bad you really are. 
   Then again, I might not be looking in the right places for people like
yourself. But, that suits me just fine. I don't have any plans to visit
zoos in the near future.


>> However, I've never been a fan of Joseph Conrad anyways.  He's so 
>> depressing.

>Funny.  He feels the same way about you.

Heh. REALITY CHECK PULEEZE! Conrad has been dead since 1924. So, who's
got the problem with imaginary friends now Leftie? Since there was an
almost 50 year gap between him and I, there is little possibility
that we have met. Nice try though. It COULD have been funny...

steve
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