HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: Humane Mousetraps?  Info?  Opinions?
Date: Fri, 09 Oct 92 03:04:16 EDT
Organization: Lemming's House O' Interspecies Diplomacy

In article <1992Oct7.213405.20606@newstand.syr.edu> hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low) writes:
>
> [there are mice in his house and his vegan housemate blew ten bucks
>  on some sort of useless humane mousetrap]
>
>	So:  Comments?  Information?  Opinions?  Has anybody had
>any experience with these humane traps?  Is it worth it or should we
>just screw animal rights and use the traditional wooden traps?

Clearly, the only ethical course of action you can take to rid your
house of these pests should be modeled on the international response
to the civil war in Yugoslavia.

Allow me to elaborate:

First, create a climate of moral outrage.  Document all mouse holes
in the house, and engage your housemates and next-door neighbors in
extensive dialogue about the severity of your mouse problem.
Hopefully, the mice will become aware that they are not welcome
and leave of their own accord.

If they don't, inform the mice (by yelling at them through the holes) that
their destructive actions are inimical to the orderly conduct of daily
life in your household and that they should stop immediately.  This
should send the mice an unambiguous message.

If this doesn't resolve the problem, economic sanctions are in order.
Tell the mice that you will no longer permit food to be transported
into the house.  You and your housemates will probably have to bear
a fair amount of expense and inconvenience, eating out all the time,
but it's worth it to avoid being drawn into a conflict with the mice
that has no well-defined objectives.

Assuming this is ineffective, establish a zone in the house (probably
the kitchen) where the mice will no longer be allowed to carry on their
activities.  Enforce this zone by all available non-violent means.
Let the mice know that they are not, under any circumstances, to
enter the zone, while at the same time reaffirming your reluctance
to set traps or in any way physically coerce the mice.

If I were you, though, I'd say fuck the ethical treatment of animals, lock
the vegan housemate in an upstairs room for a week, and cover the floor
with those 75-cent wooden mousetraps.  Remember to watch where you step,
though.

ljd
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Japanese Tourists ate my building.
Date: 8 Oct 92 18:44:29 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com


In article <gj156879.718514082@cunews>, gj156879@prince.carleton.ca writes:
|I'm sure it's all part of a global corn conspiracy.  Soon,
|women will use corn, and penises will be obsolete!  Beware!

At Good Vibrations in San Francisco, you can purchase
dildoes in the shape of ears of corn.  (And zucchini and
dolphins, too.)

Hold your hands cupped over your dick, dude.  They're
coming to take it away.

---
c j silverio
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
Date: 14 Oct 92 12:52:26 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


#  So why isn't there an SRA working to free the Scots?

In general, I believe, because the Scots have more sense. 

There's an outfit called Siol nan Gaidheal which plasters the street
lamps and traffic lights with stickers saying `No English Settlers', but
this does not seem to have excited the Labour Party "anti-fascists" (in
reality, authoritarians of the Left) as much as do the British National
Party's stickers about repatriating the Pakistanis.  In the 1960's there
was a group called The Tartan Army who painted their name on walls and
once blew up an electricity pylon.  Personally I'd rather remain part of
the Union than be governed by such people, but others differ. 

-- Ken "and if they repatriate the Pakistanis, where will `Tightly
   Stitched' Magazine find its models?" Johnson

-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: planting vision is no fun
Date: 7 Oct 92 16:10:59
Organization: /home/auspex/b/bair/nj/.organization
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu


OFFICIAL PRECIS IN C MINOR:
(to be sung to any available tune)

The trees could not see where to grow, so we seeded the field with eyes,
  but birds pecked at them and drank their fluids.
We set ontological traps to deexist the birds,
  but they came back reclassified as shrews, and attacked the eyes again.
Please advise.
Please advise.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gj156879@prince.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: ALT.FONDLE.VOMIT
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 23:38:40 GMT

Anyone have a clue as to what alt.fondle.vomit is about?
 
Anyone wanna spread some talk in there?
 
Does anyone love me?  Not just as a person, but the sort of crazed out
of control lust that can only happen when my letters zip by your
swelling eyeballs?
 
Thanks in advance,
 
                                        Nik
                              Maintaining orbit around Pluton
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: If Scholarly Journals were like the Net . . .
Date: 8 Oct 92 13:27:22 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.


           Shakespeare: Literary Genius or Shit-for-Dinner Loser?

In a previous article in this flea-bitten rag of a magazine, Tom "the Crank"
Heverly, from that dinkass liberal arts pigsty in South Bend, contends that
William Shakespeare had it all over Ben Johnson, who "took it up the ass,
poetically speaking, by comparison."1  This is pure bullshit, and I can prove
it. I will make the Crankster eat his spoor-soaked words, and utterly humiliate him too.

Just last April, Crankface spewed on about how great Johnson was in another
so-called magazine.2  The bloated pig argued that Johnson's plays were the best
Renaissance England had to offer, stage-wise.3

What a fucking hypocrite!  And what's more, the article had 3 spelling mistakes
and an incorrect possessive.  That shit-encrusted scumwad must have sucked off
the editor so as not to have his manuscript reamed left and right (not like
that lice-nest of a pretentious slut would recognize proper English usage if it
bit her ass.)

Now, after every scholar on the East Coast, and several of those nitwits from
Utah, has refuted the Crank's line of unreasoning, and labelled him a major
waste of oxygen, he tries to slither back into the limelight with this piece of
cat barf.  Nice try, slime-shorts! I caught you with the intellectual equivalent
of a kielbasa up your ass, and all your squirming won't extricate the piece that
broke off.

Anyway, even an animal husbandry major would know that Ben Johnson, while being
a pinhead dramatically, more than made up for his putrid staging with poetry
Shakespeare could only cream over. This article will demonstrate how completely
superior Johnson was to Shakespeare in this regard, while providing ample
evidence of how far Heverly the fartbubble has his head up his ass.

. . .
________________________________________
1  Find the article yourself, you lazy sack of shit.

2  ibid.:-)

3  Get off my fucking back, will ya. Anybody with half a brain (that leaves off
   Crankhead) realizes the truth.  Do I have to spell it out for you idiots?
   Alright, it was in Volume XXII, Number 5 of the _Modern Fucking Literary
   Quarterly_; are you satisfied? Now Piss Off(tm).  

Matt
We can only dream
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Eggs")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bad song lyrics
Date: 13 Oct 92 16:11:07 GMT
Followup-To: rec.music.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: patricka@gandalf.rutgers.edu's message of 11 Oct 92 20:46:24 GMT


``I lost my keys
  and you lost more than that
  in the back seat of my car''

We wouldn't have believed it if we hadn't heard it with our own ears.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The rigors of keepin up with a younger woman.
Date: 10 Oct 1992 08:13:04 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <6567@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
*rp -- looks like the Ramones at UC Davis this weekend.

But do you have front row...oh, never mind.


Mark "Just sit on the floor" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Open-mindedness
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 13:46:22 GMT


>Excuse me, your brains are dripping out your nostrils.
>
>ata boy

yer right, turdbrain.

i was open minded enuf to unkillfile you, and now look what happens.

actually, i think nasally ingested illegal substances have more to do with
the shit draining out my nostrils (is that REALLY my brain) than being
openminded


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 00:06:24 GMT

In <9210111349.35@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <67490@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>>Rick Kelly thinks out loud:
>>: Yet another prisoner of public transportation.
>>: At least you were smart enough to be born in a country where
>>: "public transportation" isn't an oxymoron.
>>That's CONTINENT, bubba. They're a bit bigger you know.
>>Try getting out more.
>Since when is the UK a continent?
>The UK has good public transportation, but the last time I was there they
>hadn't made it a continent yet.

No, it's still just a "sour, isolated nation off the mainland of Europe"
[TM of the PM], but I believe that mathew has confessed to having been born
in Canada, which, however, is the same continent as us (or US).
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: climbing skin attachment
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 21:39:05 GMT

Of course my mind did strange things to the subject line...

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 23:35:44 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.223213.19854@cs.cornell.edu> csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
>I switched from briefs to boxers today and I feel so FREE!
>
ya know i recently changed myself and it is swell feeling. if not free
then definitely more of a breeze to go through the day. heh heh. really.

--
	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
               me, last month when i had a cc.utah.edu acct.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: pixillation
Date: 15 Oct 1992 01:17:25 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

A pixel broke loose from my mode-line and began crawling
across the screen.  It was doing little loops and whirligigs,
like a figure-skater, and seemed to be enjoying itself.

c
just a technophile gnat
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: PUMPS
Date: 15 Oct 92 14:00:59 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <annie.03ec@canetoad.UUCP> annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie) writes:
>Black. All in black. Black wool skirt. Black angora sweater 
>(sculpted from within by a push-up bra). KimNovakVertigo hair.
>
>With bright red leather pumps.
>
>Not heels, stiletto's, shoes or
>followmehomeanddome's.
>
>Just bright red leather PUMPS.
>
>PUMPS I say.
>
>
>
>--
>Sometimes dressing for work is okay.

And they also come in handy for irrigating the office.

Mark., regretting this already
gooley@netcom.com
From: larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Flaws
Distribution: world
Date: 13 Oct 92 21:42:28 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

Yesterday, I grabbed my feet and found the bottoms were solid
calluses, hard and unpleasant.  This was an imperfection that could
not be allowed.  Skin is supposed to be soft and smooth and supple and
a delight to touch.

One swipe with an x-acto provided a deep gash in my heel.  I pulled
at the loose flap and a solid footprint of rough skin came away quickly
and almost painlessly.

But the layer below that was pink and tender and screamed as I put my
weight on it.  This was an imperfection that could not be allowed.
Feet are supposed to be solid and stalwart and should support one's mass
without complaint.  So I peeled away the layer containing the defective
neurons.

Beyond that was bone, which made a most annoying clicking sound as
I walked around the house. This was an imperfection that could not be
allowed.

Layer after layer I removed.  Feet, knees, stomach, torso all came away
in neat half-inch slices as I found imperfection after imperfection in
each.

Eventually I came to my head, glaringly flawed, and removed it in 
one cut.

Finally I was down to a few cells of the fingertips of my right hand,
which I could not peel away, having nothing left to peel with.  But
my cats helped by eating them.

At last I am perfect; the nothingness from which all things spring, but
which can not be blamed for any of them.

--
...uunet!canetoad!larne                          canetoad!larne@uunet.uu.net
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: pleasures
Date: 11 Oct 92 05:46:34 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
Tom Fawcett, for saying (approximately) that 
relevance is conserved.  This means, I think, 
that the creation of alt.non.sequitur bodes 
well for the signal level of everywhere else.
---
cj
From: small@boole.seas.ucla.edu (James F. Small)
Newsgroups: ucla.rumor,talk.bizarre
Subject: Name that food
Date: 16 Oct 92 23:04:36 GMT
Followup-To: ucla.rumor
Organization: Laserama: Programming and Civil Insurection Division

sugar, vegetable oil (palm, shea nut and cocoa butter), milk, almonds roasted
in almond and/or safflower oil, reduced minerals whey, lechthin, salt,
articial flavor, TBHQ, and citric acid.


-- 
DoD# 2024   -Aluminum that is . . .    | If it's good enough for airframes,
                                       | it's good enough for my EX-500.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: Love 'nDeath
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 04:17:39 GMT

IN K12.CHAT.SENIOR Chris.Paulus@f1131.n261.z1.fidonet.org writes:
)
)However, as a Christian, I know that where he is, is a much better
)place, since my Dad was a Christian. 

VEGAS!!!



.
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Six
Date: 11 Oct 1992 09:18:21 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
Reply-To: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: 141.211.162.10


Yes, six.


AjD
the first person who can identify exactly what
i mean at this ridiculous time of the morning
wins an indeterminate prize.
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RHF moderator change -- welcome to Maddi Hausmann
Date: 7 Oct 92 12:34:26 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In REC.HUMOR."FUNNY" article <1992Oct05.221525.13955@clarinet.com> Brad
Templeton writes:

%  I would like to introduce you all to Maddi Hausmann, who is now the new
%  primary moderator of rec.humor.funny.  [...] She's going to be taking
%  over most of what I've been doing here. 

Hopes raised.

In REC.HUMOR."FUNNY" article <S47a.6a12@looking.on.ca>
abrams@division.cs.columbia.edu (Steven Abrams) writes:

#  Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
#  Because he's black.

HAW! HAW!! HAW!!! I GEDDIT !!!@!!
MADDI HAUSMANN AND STEVEN ABRAMS THINK BEING BLIND IS FUNNY!!!#%!#!!!
AND MADDI HAUSMANN AND STEVE ABRAMS THINK BEING BLACK IS FUNNY!!!^^*!
STEVIE WONDER IS BLACK AND HAS EYES BUT CAN'T SEE!!!!**!&!
HAW! HAW! JUST LIKE A POTATO!!!$$@!

Hopes dashed.

#  If you MUST complain, look or ask for the RHF offensive jokes policy
#  sheet. 

Oh, I completely forgot: writing a policy sheet and telling people they
have no right to complain makes it all right. 


-- Ken "they shoot horses, don't they" Johnson


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 21:12:31 GMT


 rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours) writes:

>
>	   Joke away, Abbot.  The most entertaining part of this thread
>   was your original article (*nyuk* -- 12 GHz to the groin!  HAW!@!!).

its abbott with two 't's, please keep this in mind next time
you use my surname, o damnably clever little humuhumunukunukuapuaa.

mahalo.

You are truly one big Hert to *my* groin.

--

"when marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws"  -R.A. Wilson

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: Re: Frightening Halloween ideas wanted
Organization: UCLA, Computer Science Department
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 92 18:10:55 GMT

(Ken "scared of his own shadow" Johnson) writes:
>
>(David S. McMeans) writes:
>#  I've been assigned to oversee a 'room' in a community haunted house this
>#  year, and I want to make it very frightening. 
>
>Empty the room completely except for: desk, chair, hatstand, terminal.
>Place coat and hat on hatstand.
>Turn on terminal and have it display work in progress of some kind.
>Paint "R. CARASSO" on door of room.
>Place sign saying "R. CARASSO" on desk.
>Place Post-It Note [tm] saying "Back on five minutes" on screen of terminal.
>Show victims into room and tell them you'll be back to collect them in
>ten minutes. 
>
   
   I would like to state that this sort of attacks on Roger's character are
sheer nonsense.  I've met Mr. Carasso several times, and I've never had any 
reason to fear him in any way.  He is actually a great humanitarian and 
contributer to many charitable causes.  In fact he keeps pet bunny rabbits
and at night he likes to ...  Oh, hi Roger.  Hows it going?  Wait!  What
arre you doing with that axe???!?!!?  


AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRHRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



too obvious,
john
-- 
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			       Zippy the Pinhead (for president)
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From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
Date: 12 Oct 92 21:48:35 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris


In article <4ReJsB1w165w@mantis.co.uk>, mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
> > In article <HTyBsB18w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
> > >That's nothing.  I can't drive a car at all.
> > >
> > >And you know what?  I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
> > 
> > Yet another prisoner of public transportation.
> 
> Yeah, it's so sad.  Why, all I managed to do this summer was visit Paris,
> Pisa, Rome, Florence, Luxembourg and Brussels.  If I'd travelled by car
> instead of being trapped by public transport, I could have got as far as the
> French lorry drivers' blockades just outside Paris.  What a missed
> opportunity.
> 
> > At least you were smart enough to be born in a country where
> > "public transportation" isn't an oxymoron.
> 
> Well, there are some places even in the US where you can get by without a
> car.  My impression was that using the T beats driving in Boston any day.
> 
> 
> mathew
> -- 
> "Boy, they were big on crematoriums weren't they?"
>  -- George Bush, during a tour of Auschwitz, 1987-09-28

somebody make this man secretary of transportation, NOW DAMMIT.

i can't wait for the chicago-des moines-omaha-laramie-salt lake bullet train.
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: How often are random word strings grammatical?
Date: 9 Oct 92 01:27:28 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

IN COMP.AI phaedrus <TXN102@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
)
)i would think the answer to this question would be:  inversely propor-
)tional to the complexity of the grammar.  i.e. random word strings
)have a better chance of being grammatically correct under a simpler
)grammar than they would under one with many convolutions.

WOW.  I'D HAVE NEVER HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT.  YOU *ARE* A GENIUS.

)this is my first post here, how'd i do?  :-)

LOSE, LOSE.


-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: kenj@kambo.wpd.sgi.com (Ken ``Blackfur'' Jones)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: How to become rich enough to buy the entire world
Date: 9 Oct 1992 03:02:56 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: kambo.wpd.sgi.com


Invent paper that doesn't inflict paper cuts.

- Ken
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Frightening Halloween ideas wanted
Date: 7 Oct 92 15:04:32 GMT
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA


hell is a small room
with two dingy but comfy armchairs
and no windows and that's why I had to kill them all.

that was not haiku.
do not bother to count the
syllables and that's why I had to kill them all.

your visitors are strangers and that's why I had to kill them all.
people you do not know, have never met,
and would probably not like if you had and that's why I had to kill them all.

sit in one chair
and sit the visitor in the other and that's why I had to kill them all.
stare at him for an hour and that's why I had to kill them all.
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