HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: less than perfect
Date: 22 Dec 1992 05:53:53 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>The bottom line wether you like it or not is that her pert breasts are
>>making more money than you and your melon sized brain ever will.
>
>Gosh... You know, that *is* the bottom line.  Thanks for
>setting me straight, Mr. Vail!

 sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu -- anagram (@=n)
********************************************
    Ho, Ho!  Cindy's super duper bush!!
********************************************
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"Endeavor to persevere"
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From: jon@hill.lut.ac.uk (Jon P. Knight)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CARASSO: WHAT I DID DURING CHRIST-MASS
Date: 25 Dec 92 11:30:39 GMT
Organization: Dept of Comp. Studies, Loughborough University of Tech., UK.

In article <1992Dec25.064248.2725@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>
>Lit the Hannuka candles, said the blessing, spun the dreidle, won some
>chocolate coins, played nintendo.

And all before breakfast too...

Jon


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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: it's my curse
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 06:57:11 GMT

so i'm sitting at a stoplight a few blocks from my apartment, the stoplight
where the baskin robbins is at.  i'm sitting in my car (acura, best car ever
made.  i'm only talking about the specific car i was sitting in.), and a 
large black pick-up pulls up next to me.

in the passenger seat is a woman.  a large woman.  a large woman with large
platinum hair, frizzed, large dramatic makeup, and lots of black.  

i look at her.

she looks at me.

i nod.

the light changes.

she waves.  her fingernails are about four inches long.



see, i always miss the really INTERESTING lives.


-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
From: crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: lighter than air
Date: 22 Dec 92 15:59:20 GMT
Organization: The Armory, Santa Cruz

In article <1gksm3INNiam@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>In article <TOMF.92Dec13222041@ai.gte.com> tomf@gte.com writes:
>>
>>I'm sitting at home wearing a muted earthtone shirt over a virgin white
>>turtleneck, and FoxFibre drawstring pants.  I have Birkenstocks on my feet and
>>a "Friends of the Animals" pewter pendant around my neck.  On the wall next to
>>my computer is a nice Santa Fe print and a "People Empowerment" wall hanging
>>made by a co-op of unexploited Bolivian women.  I'm cuddled up with an alpaca
>>comforter reading HealingArts Journal and listening to George Winston's
>>_December_ album.
>
>I'm wearing a jacket made of dead animal skins, inserting vacuum tubes made
>by slave labor in a Chinese prison camp into a radio transmitter formerly used 
>for the promotion of government propaganda.
>--scott

I'm naked, drenched in the blood of my wife and two lovely children, using
 a computer stolen from a downtown computer store, where I killed two clerks
 and the owner with a ten-gauge shotgun, waiting for the police to arrive
 so I can have a tense hostage/media scene culminating in the deaths of
 several officers and, of course, myself. Oh, and of course, the music in
 the background is Judas Priest or Ozzy Osbourne or something. And I play
 Dungeons & Dragons.

I am a pawn of Satan. Really.

	--The Elder Dan
	Or maybe I'll go to work this morning as usual....
From: al837@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (John D. Nelson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: High Rate of Suicide in Norway
Date: 23 Dec 1992 19:00:46 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al837@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (John D. Nelson)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


I read an recent article that the high suicide rate in Norway was a direct
result of their funny accents. This is backed up by Bernard Flapnoodle's
book "Americans of Humorous Descent".
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From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Postmodernette
Date: 3 Jan 1993 23:09:31 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) says:

>________________________
>-anagram this, fuckface-
>------------------------
 -.au hacks traffic mange-
__________________
 -Postmodernette-
------------------
 -Tormented poets-

>
>Cbyrjxn onvg.
>
 Nal gvzr, Tbbshf.
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@fawlty.lmc.com (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Re: What I want for Christmas
Organization: Logic Modeling Corporation  Beaverton, OR 
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 20:08:47 GMT

In article <1hca45INNia8@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation) writes:
>In article <1992Dec23.162227.16625@news.nd.edu> rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca) writes:
>*     I need a new TV because the old one played a Fruit of the Loom
>*commercial that used CSNY's "Teach your Children" as background music.
>
>Oh, you mean the one where the little kid takes a piss by himself?
>
>I imagine this little foary of independence didn't quite work out, since
>the dad has to hand the kid a clean pair of underwear at the end.
>
    No, no, no.  You've missed the intended point of this particular piece
    of schmaltz entirely.  The inference you're supposed to draw is that
    the toddler has successfully negotiated his *first* piss in the toilet,
    thereby earning a pair of Fruit-of-the-Looms, "Just like Dads."  No
    more diapers/Pampers for him.  A rite of passage has been undertaken
    and passed.

    Bah.  As owner and operator of two man-children, lemme tell you that
    this is NOT how it works.  They're just as likely to stand at the end
    of the bed, pissing on the floor, screaming at the top of their lungs,
    while you rush in, trying to determine how the fuck they got the dia-
    per off.  Teach your children indeed.  
    
    This commercial is supposed to be cute and endearing, I suppose.  I
    find it infuriating.  I know exactly why David needs a new TV.

    - Larry Huntley
    PS  Mine are teenagers now.  That's a real hoot, too.
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | I'm going to the love-in to sit
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |    and play my bongos in the dirt.
          Beaverton,  OR          |        - "Flower Punk", Frank Zappa
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From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Unfinished Business for 1992
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 1993 03:21:34 GMT

Some major pieces I never finished and posted this year:

o A dozen or so major flames, none of which were any great loss:
   - some of "the Quality" (oldbies), which I thought better of;
   - some of newbies, whom I grew sorry for;
   - some which I just never got around to writing out.

o The Vaginal Retractor Monologues
   - a series of 3 to 4 pieces, building to an odd punchline, with some
     a.s.b. relevance; this one has been hanging fire for about 9 
     months.

o Some atrociously bad poetry I found while researching McGonagall:
   - 'Queen of Cheese', by a Canadian poet;
   - McGonagall's 'Battleship Albion Calamity';
   - an anonymous hymn, 'We greet each other in the side...'
     (Hi, Curtis!)

o The Temporary Remote-Authorized Marriage Protocol (TRAMP)
   - This got left half-written in my other notebook.
     (Hi, Nj!  Hi, Morrisa!)

o The Killfile Meditations
   - La Divina Commedia
   - The Everett-Wheeler-Graham Hypothesis
   - Hell Must Be Harried
   - Helpful Hints

o The Poet Figures His Relation to the Muse in Sexual Terms
   - this wants to be a sonnet, or sonnet sequence, but I just can't 
     seem to finish it.


Maybe next year.  Happy New Year, one and all.

  -- Clifton



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"Some lives are like that." - Mark. Gooley
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: happy fucking new year
Organization: Canticum Novum, Inc.
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 1993 04:14:46 GMT

I sit here at my cheap laptop, drinking Washington State sparkling wine.
It's a bit after 2100 here.  Polite drunken phone call from a Canadian
friend -- sweet of her -- just a few minutes ago.

I can't find where Clifton's .sig quote comes from.  "Ever have one of
those *lives*?" is as close as I can get, and less original.

I wish that I could wake up next year as someone happier.

Mark., line noise tonight
gooley@netcom.com
From: dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Dave Angus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Seasonal greeting
Date: 21 Dec 1992 07:58:33 GMT
Followup-To: alt.froggery
Organization: C.U.R.E.



H A P P Y   F E A S T   O F   T H E   P I G  !!!

--
Dave Angus                                   "Kundalini wants his hand back"
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From: "A.J. Janschewitz" <p00258@psilink.com>
Subject: Re: observations of my fellow victims
Organization: Performance Systems Int'l
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 1993 20:25:22 GMT
X-Mailer: PSILink-DOS (3.3)

>DATE:   31 Dec 92 05:45:01 GMT
>FROM:   Sibyl Waugh <gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk>
>
>Smoke! Isn't science wonderful?

Science? I thought we had a new Pope. Damn.

==a.j.==

******************************************************************************
Opinions expressed are those of the drug Halcion, and not the author. 
******************************************************************************

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: X in Oz.
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 05:00:29 GMT

"A.J. Janschewitz" (p00258@psilink.com) wrote:
: >FROM:   Andrew Clayton <dac@prolix.apana.org.au>
: >------------------ Investigation agency food -------------------
: >
: >NASA, KREMLIN, CIA, NSA, FBI, JIO, ASIO, ENCRYPTION, CYPHER,
: >HOAX, TERRORIST ATTACK, BIGUS DICKUS, POPE CLIFTON IS DEAD.
                                                    ^^^^^
Me?  On DAC's Hate List?  

I mean, I don't mind; it's just that I'm not really deserving
of this honor.  To think that I would be placed on the same list as 
RICHH, cj, StarCap'n, Kibo, so many of the Quality...  I can't
believe it.  A mistake, an accident; yet I must strive to live up to
it.  

One day I'll be worthy to be thoroughly hated by DAC.
  -- Clifton

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Clifton Royston, Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Some lives are like that." - attributed to Mark. Gooley
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ag786@yfn.ysu.edu (Barry Bouwsma)
Subject: Enema
Reply-To: ag786@yfn.ysu.edu (Barry Bouwsma)
Organization: Santa Claus is D-D-D-Dead, GmbH
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1992 09:38:49 GMT


In a previous article, dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) says:

>In article <BznCIo.8u4@phage.cshl.org>, Pat Monardo writes:
>
>> true, it is called Enigma, and i will probably
>> but it in a few days.
>
>People who butt CD's are weird.
>
>I mean, do they just nudge them with an elbow, or is this a full
>CD-inserted-rectally jag?
>
    What else would one do with a CD called Enema?  Now really.

Oh- Just noticed it said "Enigma" above.  Must be all this Christmas Cheer [tm].
Better abort this post.
q
q
Q

 q

      x
X

quit

?
\

/


Oh shit... guess I can't.

Well, I THOUGHT it said "Enema"...  So subscribe me to CLYSTER-L now.
Shut up and have a day.     :-I
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All my alt.sex.bondage posts forwarded to net.police
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If I were employed my employer sure wouldn't want me to be speaking
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: sinus inflection
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 92 15:52:51 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

adams crawls out of his kennel to bark

: sinus
: sini
: sino
: sinum
: sino

and omits the vocative.
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| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com   |
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From: rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (LCDR Michael E. Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: prediction for '93
Date: 21 Dec 92 17:03:38 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <1992Dec21.132322.16111@mail.cornell.edu> jea1@cornell.edu (John Austin) writes:
>In article <1992Dec19.040314.20784@wam.umd.edu> Yong-Mi Kim, kimy@wam.umd.edu
>writes:
>>Hillary Clinton will get preggers in the White House.
>
>well, I did hear she was angling for a new position...
>
For shame!  How can you even imply such a thing about our new
Commander-in-Chief?

Mike "and I don't mean Bill" Dobson
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: steveny@panix.com (Steve Bookman)
Subject: bizarre Films
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 07:08:46 GMT
Distribution: us
Organization: PANIX Public Access Unix & Internet, NYC

If you wish to see a film presentation which seems to embody this 
News Group , go to 209 West Houston Street in New York City
to view the set of five "funny" films playing every two hours
from two to ten p.m. at the Film Forum.  

Called "The Short and Funnies", this show is described 
by the theatre management as:

	a house full of killer cockroaches and no-neck monsters;  a
	woman with a husband problem (played by William Hickey) and
	a hair problem (shades of Marge Simpson);  at town in which
	everyone thinks he's Ed Sullivan;  a huge, glowering beast
	of a super - a child molester straight from Central Casting;
	a cartoon couple who argue, literally, til kingdom come.

The show concludes Tuesday, 29 December 1992.
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short shamefaced confession
Date: 22 Dec 1992 13:32:14 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <josh.724981339@pogo> josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes) writes:
>I went to rent a porno movie the other day, but was too
>horrified at what they had to do it. Lo, how the fallen
>have fallen further.

What they had to do to it?  So you share my astonishment at the tape
rental places that run their tape over a small magnet to deactivate the
anti-theft device?  Horrifying, isn't it?  I wonder how many passes it
can make before there is visible degradation.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: snow, snow, and more snow
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.god.damned.snow
Summary: it snows too damned much here 
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
X-Snow: i hope it all melts and is gone by the time i leave the lab.
Keywords: snow
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 93 20:06:11 GMT
Expires: never

well, at midnight last night it wasn't snowing. but, when i went outside
to leave at around 11 it had dumped about a foot and a half. suck suck
suck. i was nearly stuck at home when some kind and generous and all too
helpful neighbor type people showed up and gave me a little push. since i
live on a minor residential road i doubt it will be plowed today. this
means i prob will be stuck tomorrow as well. suck.


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			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Jack Horkheimer: Star Hustler)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The postman always flings rice
Date: 3 Jan 1993 04:20:22 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


A few weeks ago, chaos asked for my home address.  In the past week, I've
received dozens of magazine subscription offers.  I'm wondering if she had
a few extra Publisher's Clearing House entries sitting around.

So far, she's the only suspect I have.


Mark "She did say to expect a suprise, too.  Hmmm...." Lippert
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Nothing out of the insane
Date: Fri, 01 Jan 1993 12:14:44 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

Today I was awakened by my SO at 2.30 in the afternoon.

I eventually left the bedroom, and as usual turned on my
computer, and thought about what I needed to do.

"The stats, the stats" my eructing hindbrain screamed. So I did
those, and posted them, and hoped that people realised that
posting as 'Butt Head from itchytoad@pineal.collapse.com" and
"Butt Head from smeal@lychees.in.aspic" would generate two
entries in the list.

Afterwards I thought some more about the problem, and elided 75%
of talk.bizarre's stats because I couldn't be bothered trying to
work out if a 50K posting would actually make it through my site
and out into the network.  Around 6pm, after cleaning out my old
email and answering those that needed answering, I got around to
calling up my newsfeed site, and collecting the days news.  Well
I wasn't surprised when I found I had about two hundred articles
instead of the normal 1200 or so, in my static yet variable list
of newsgroups that I import.  Alt.flame has really gone down the
drain ever since the common market decided to give free accounts
to anyone who applied, and those people decided that lighting up
the group with their idiotic concept of 'flames' was a cool idea
or at least something worthwhile.  Not that I'm an apologist for
alt.flame and its players, I just need to expand my paragraph so
that it was obviously aligned, as though it happened by accident
instead of being planned.  I think that is clear, and pointless.

Dac
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                    <Using ARN on an Amiga 4000. Yay!>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Gooley: Critical Acclaim
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 00:10:38 GMT

"He Umpteenth The 22nd, Ruler Of All Obscuria, Sleeps Without Elvis: 
Enough Bandwagons To Climb Sheer Slopes With Energy."

- The Irrational Enquirer, Remember Eleventeenth, Seventy Twelveandthree

"A Smash. I Loved It. It Sizzles. Great Fun. We Should Invade
The Third World More Often."

- The Knee Jerk Mimes

"I especially liked the part with the dog in it."

- Dog Fancier

"As only readers of this newsgroup are aware..."

- Self-Congratulatory Cavenewt Weekly

"Jerry Alexandratos Jerry Alexandratos Jerry Alexandratos Jerry Alexandratos"

- Macro World

"Not suitable for children. They might understand him."

- Weekly Reader

"It's colorful, it's unpredictable, and it often explodes. We love it!"

- XWindows Monthly

"One Rutabaga, I say-a One-Rutabaga, One Pomegranate, I-say-a..."

- "Homonyms, Harmony, Hymnody and Hominy" (back-page column, GRITs)

"Good, but commercial potential would be enhanced by inclusion of
17-year-old-girlfriend-blowing-away-wife scene."

- ABC, CBS & NBC


-T

Gooley gooley gooley, I made it out of clay

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: fight training changes everything 3
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 08:41:07 GMT




		WILL FALL DOWN FOR FOOD





-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: 2038am@gmuvax2.gmu.edu (That Guy)
Subject: Re: Detachable Penis
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, Va.
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 07:16:12 GMT

In article <PuRLVB1w164w@cellar.org> bungle@cellar.org (Mr. Bungle) writes:
>gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:
>
>> I was just flipping through the radio stations again, looking for someone
>> to jam with, and at 102.1 FM they were playing a song called "Detachable
>> Penis" from an album called "Happy Hour" by King Missle. The lyrics were
>> hilarious, but I never thought to type them in until it was almost too
>> late. Here is what I got:
>> 
>> over. Maybe some of you have already heard of these guys, but supposedly
>> this album isn't coming out until February. (?)
>
>Have you ever heard of these guys?  They've been around for quite a while.  
>So far as I know they have 3 previous albums:
>
>   THEY (Dogfly Religion) which is actually some sort of compilation of 2 or  
>         more albums.


the Dog Fly Religion part was actually part of the band's name back
then.  They had a member (not a penis, a BAND member) named Dogbowl.
after he left, they went to just King Missile.  They had FOUR albums,
the additional one being Fluting On the Hump, which is combined with
THEY on cassette, and Mystical Shit on CD.  If you like the lyrics,
the lead singer, John S. Hall did a side project with Kramer (the guy
who runs Shimmy Disc Records (King Missile's original label)) called
Real Men.  If you like the melody's, the Keyboard player is in a band
called When People Were Shorter and Lived Near the Water.  He sings a
really funny version of "My Man is Gone, Now" from Porgy and Bess.
(i shoulda cross posted this to Soc.motss) 

>
>    MYSTICAL SHIT -- Surely a classic.  With songs like "Jesus Was Way Cool," 
>        "Take Stuff from Work," and "Wuss"
>
>     WAY TO SALVATION which kinda sucks.
>

I like them a lot, but they seemed to have been "tamed" by the major
label they are on with The Way To Salvation, but judging by the song
that started this thread, that might have changed.
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Saturday, 2 Jan 1993 18:52:35 CST
From: <U24493@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Nobody knows!!!

I AM THE GREATEST!!!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Bad News
X-Xxdate: Tue, 22 Dec 92 15: 03:51 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: Boyce Thompson Institute
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d16
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 14:57:18 GMT

>From: Hugh Neek, gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk
       ^^^^ ^^^^

>And I will settle for Minor Deity Without Portfolio.

Modify this fellow at your own risk.  You have been warned.

.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix R Us                                                J. Austin, GOVUTWMU
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
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