From: snotty@moenkopi.fps.com (Ed Bustya ext 2859)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT:What Snooz Should Have Done, etc.
Date: 25 Jul 92 00:56:05 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Cray Research Superservers, Beaverton, Oregon

hi! hi! i'm back from vacation and don't really wannabe.

the mountains were beautiful. the beaches were incredible. the islands
were enchanting. work sucks.

Gilbie: so, you don't remember that awe-inspiring scenario you penned
last summer about what snoozin' really should have said when bobo announced
that he was moving back in with the kimster???!!?? i'm shocked...it
truly was wonderful. being the packrat that i am, i actually still have
the file online, but i don't know how to send it. if ed can tell me how,
i'll repost it.

in summary, there was some nakedness (i'm shocked, really) and a couple of 
murders. i believe that susan talked bobo into having one last cup of coffee 
before he headed back to kim. she slipped something in his cup to make him 
woozy, then undressed them both and proceeded to pose in compromising positions
in front of a video camera that she had aimed at the couch. about this time,
kim arrived and shot them both in the butt. they died in each other's 
arms. bobo's last thoughts were whether kim's flat chest had grown any 
over the past year. kim returned home, fully expecting to escape punishment 
for her dastardly deed, but it was not to be. easy showed up and discovered the
camcorder still recording. (i never understood that part. the battery on 
mine needs recharging after an hour, and the tape runs out after two.) she 
watched the tape and reported her findings to yuckdale's finest. i believe that 
cargo made the arrest. kim danced around confessing "i shot bob" to the tune
of madonna's "like a virgin". she was sentenced to life in prison with the
possibility of parole in one year, thanks to TOMatohead's skillful courtroom
tactics. all in all, a much better job of writing than the professionals did 
for our viewing consumption.

i guess nursie ran out of pills before she got to me on the day i read
your post. all you who can't remember must have partaken of my share. 
for shame....

reminiscing about this reminds me just how bad the "love" scenes were
between bobo and snoozin--or bobo and anyone, for that matter. (as has
already been pointed out by an observant wardDee, the extent of bobo's
acting talent rests in his ability to raise his eyebrows. but i digress....) 
but that was *last* year's emmy for "worst love scene in the history of 
daytime television." ever striving to outdo themselves, *this* year our 
writers blessed us with the infamous beach dance scene, giving a whole new 
dimension to the category.

Steve: yes, it's much better in the NW than in CA. (those of you who 
don't understand this will just have to wait for the recipe section 
of the yearbook.) but i originally discovered it in FLA, though it has 
much improved up here. FYI, i went to mt. rainier, the san juan islands 
(northern puget sound), and the olympic peninsula for my vacation. it was 
wonderful. so you'll not be too envious, i'll mention in passing that i was 
accompanied by my 3-year-old daughter (sierra), and my mother, aunt, and 
grandmother, who flew in from FLA for the occasion.  now don't you *all* 
wish you could have been there.... ;-)
 
Jeep: i get the uneasy feeling that i completely spaced out and forgot
to include a check with my photos. i apologize profusely...my one
functioning brain cell must have been catnapping. i'll send the 
money asap. BTW, i will be glad to do what mum-squared suggested for the 
yearbook. as soon as i find your e-mail address, i'll be more specific. 
(i mean, really, i'm only back physically so far, if you know what i mean.)
 
in the name-the-Roseanna contest: i vote for Chestanna and r00seanna.

so, how was the softball game? i'm dreadfully jealous.
 
kathi
 
p.s. i know that bustya (pronounced like a cop--"i'm gonna bust ya") 
is a great name to form nicknames from, but it won't be my name much 
longer. after all, would *you* want to be named bustya if you were no 
longer married to the person to whom it belonged (though it is much better 
than the original hungarian name...trust me)? but you can't do as much 
with kathi dean, so i'm willing to accept my fate if it is to be 
nicknamed bustier. those of you who see my yearbook photos are destined 
for disappointment, however. ;-)

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