HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: My desk
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Technology, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 02:49:02 GMT

In article <3212@atlas.tegra.COM> vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:

=In article <1992Apr3.124220.20190@wdl.loral.com> bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt) writes:

=   I now have two desks. Here is what is on my desk (the primary one):

  [ deleted ]

=I just love this thread every time it comes around.  A game of
=schoolyard "mine is bigger".  I just love it.

=I have a desk and a large table.  I use the table for useful things,
=the desk is for overflow.

  [ deleted ]

I have three desks, three tables, four computers (one of which is stripped 
to use as an Ethernet bridge), two telephones, and *all* the root passwords.

Not to mention piles of catalogs, a fresh stack of the _Network Users'
Guide_ I wrote, various data books, two books on programming under
Unix, and one pink poinsettia, left over from when I gave all my female
co-workers one each for Christmas....

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chariman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Always remember, that someone, somewhere, is making a product that will
make your product obselete." Georges Doriot, founder of American R & D.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Genie
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center And Storm Door Company
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 19:23:55 GMT

In article <610007@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com> keithg@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com (Keith Glasson) writes:
>
>	On "I DREAM OF GENIE", Dr. Bellows is always addressed as
>	"doctor", and not Colonel. Why is this? Don't Colonels outrank
>	doctors? Even General Shafer does it.

Anybody posting from an HP48 programmable calculator has no excuse.  Even the
rabbit isn't that bad.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ray@pepsi.com
Subject: huh-hu
Originator: johna@tigger
Organization: Pepsico, Inc.
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 00:59:26 GMT

"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a dog burdened with several
 disks running down the road."
  --- Networks class Homework Solution to Problem 1.1
      in _Computer_Networks_, Second Edition
      by Andrew S. Tanenbaum
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: Re: Welcome Melvin Gladstone, net celeb.
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 17:48:39 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.151444.25390@watserv1.waterloo.edu>  
lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058) writes:
>
>ps. By the way it's Leonid, not Larry

Heh heh, LEONID!  What a stupid name!

--
Eat me, I'm a cream-filled Eclair
From: c315-30@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: UM, DON'T YOU MEAN FUGARDERY?
Keywords: ribbit
Date: 14 Apr 92 08:12:54 GMT
Organization: University of Alberta, Edmonton, Canada

richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH) writes:

>in  news.admin,
>lupe@ukw.uucp (Lupe Christoph) writes:
>
>>it is currently easy to identify a froggery.

          ____  __.---""---.__  ____
         /####\/              \/####\
        (   /\ )              ( /\   )
         \____/                \____/
       __/                          \__
    .-"    .                      .    "-.
    |  |   \.._                _../   |  |
     \  \    \."-.__________.-"./    /  /
       \  \    "--.________.--"    /  /
     ___\  \_                    _/  /___
   ./    )))))                  (((((    \.
   \                                      /
    \           \_          _/           /
      \    \____/""-.____.-""\____/    /
        \    \                  /    /
         \.  .|                |.  ./
       ." / |  \              /  | \  ".
    ."  /   |   \            /   |   \   ".
   /.-./.--.|.--.\          /.--.|.--.\.-.|

--
Gerald
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,misc.test,rec.humor
From: jamesb@nevada.edu (James Bender)
Subject: Re: CLINTON
Organization: University of Nevada System Computing Services
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 23:37:23 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.230326.15269@uc.msc.edu> tbachman@hamline.edu (Toni Bachman) writes:
>In article <1992Apr16.144008.27985@samba.oit.unc.edu> class01@med.unc.edu (Class ID #1) writes:
>>In article <j6wtty#@rpi.edu> pinelr@aix.rpi.edu (Robert Jeffrey Pinelli) writes:
>>>In article <c+kjt5f.carasso@netcom.com> carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
>>>>"Clinton -- Can He Beat Bush?"
>>>>	-Newsweek Cover,
>>>>	 March 30, 1992
>>>>
>>>Hmmm... change that 'Beat' to 'Eat' and I think we'd all know the answer then!
>>
>>
>>This is a test reply for  anew news user..
>>
>>-- Libby
>
>I FIND THAT THIS POSTING IS TRULY DISGUSTING WHERE IT IS!!  DON'T YOU REALIZE THTHERE ARE MISSING KIDS OUT THERE THAT CAN BE OF BETTER USE TO THIS NEWS-
>GROUP?  LET'S NOT MAKE LIGHT OF A ****VERY****  ****SERIOUS**** SITUATION
>IN THIS COUNTRY - MISSING KIDS!!!!!
>
>THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR RESPECTING THIS NETWORK CHANNEL!!!



	What the hell was that all about?!?






						James B


From:     		jamesb@redrock.nevada.edu
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"UMMMMM, excuse me, could you be a little more vague?"
							-- CROW


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rfs@uunet.uu.net (Robert F Spence)
Subject: Re: SCUM!!!  ALL OF YOU!!!
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.stupidity
Organization: Not very.
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 23:48:40 GMT


In article <9204071814.AA24726@noc2.dccs.upenn.edu> mjd@SAUL.CIS.UPENN.EDU really means:

  > Myself are all dickheads!!! 
  > All of Myself!!!
  > First off, I'm sick of all Myself assholes impersonating me!!  Everyone
  > who posts something under my name can go gomerize their grandmother's hamster!!
  > FUCK MYSELF ALL!!!  Then there's so much other stupidity in this group
  > that it turns my colostomy-bag!  It turns ELVIS' colostomy-bag!!!  All of Myself are
  > dicks!!  I'm sick of Myself!!  Myself can all just go to hell!!!!!
  > Fuck off(tm).

M-x replace-string you myself
M-x replace-string stomach colostomy-bag

############################### Robert F Spence ## Evil Preist for Hire
--
From: eerke@cs.kun.nl (Eerke Boiten)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: paranoia (Re: life in eitherwayland)
Date: 10 Apr 92 11:45:50 GMT
Organization: University of Nijmegen
Organisation: Teenage Mutant Ninja Fairies

In article <1992Apr9.074930.850@desire.wright.edu> dhoward@desire.wright.edu (sparky-desire) writes:
>i'm being flamed by militant fairies.

Come on guys, let's get him
--
Michaelangelo Fairy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Alfvaen)
Subject: Re: vocabulary
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 18:24:36 GMT

M. d'Nereverri writes
> 
> 
> on the day i learned what the slang term "pulling a train"
> means, the song "Locomotion" abruptly took on an entirely
> new meaning.

Which song Locomotion?  The OMD one, or the children's song I remember  
vaguely from the years of my callow youth?

> M.
> not that i like the song any better


--

---Alfvaen(and no, this isn't my real name!)
Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
Current Album--X:Ain't Love Grand
 "There's a big, ugly city out there."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: paranoid's brief realization
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 23:32:49 GMT

gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley) writes:
>Nobody sends me e-mail any more.

I sent him 35 termcaps.
--
Kevin Schnitzius
kschnitzius@encore.com

But they bounced.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: c315-30@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: is my Pnews working properly?
Keywords: test, testeedoo, testeedoodle
Organization: University of Alberta, Edmonton, Canada
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 11:41:03 GMT

In ALT.TEST, jlm@vaxeline.ftp.com (Janet L. Marcisak) writes:

>fob frob bob lob wobble

I have nothing to add, I just like the subject line.

--
Gerald
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Instant karma's gonna get ya
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:31:08 GMT
Organization: t.b

waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett) writes:
> 
> What song is this, and who is the author:
> 
> "Though I'm dressed in rags, I'll wear sable some day"

     "Ragdoll" by Frankie Valee.

     Now eat some more shit.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: War sucks
Followups-To: misc.test
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 15:10:27 GMT

mjd@gradient.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus) writes:
>In article <c315-30.703489452@manning> c315-30@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:
>>Is it a sin to have JC in your kill file?

>Oh, you must be Jewish.

Nail the bastard!
--
Kevin Schnitzius
kschnitzius@encore.com

INRI
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Nothing of significance
Date: 7 Apr 92 00:21:45 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <MJD.92Apr2165722@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mr. Gruyere) writes:
>                                                i'll play the fag who sucks
>                                                off fred in the back seat of
>                                                the mystery machine.

But in what KEY?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.sam-kinnison,alt.atheism
From: agoyo1@yog-soggoth.MIT.EDU (yugnikufesin)
Subject: Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keywords: WELCOME TO HELL SAM
Organization: The Welcome Wagon
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 20:01:07 GMT

Gosh, Sam.  You could have at least spelled your name right.  I always
thought it was Sam Kinison, only one "n".

Maybe if you lost a little weight, Sam, all your body fat might not be frying
in hell!

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: babs@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (Babs Woods)
Subject: Re: Acid
Organization: Our Lady of Perpetual Mirth (Pacifica)
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 14:21:34 GMT

In <Ns0RiB5w164w@GeoWare.COM> efudd@GeoWare.COM (Elmer Fudd) writes:

>jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:

>> And from the fact that she did not describe the verdict in a funny Scots
>> accent we can conclude that men never drink heavily and never abuse
>> either their spouses or children.

>I certainly hope that you're not claiming that Scots drink heavily and
>abuse their families, fuckhead.  Do us all a favour and take your fist
>and ram it up your ass.

You go first.

>Fudd.

At least John has the courage to use his own godammn name.  

>   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
>   | "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" |
>   |            Elmer Fudd         -> efudd@GeoWare.COM <-             |
>   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

A proud product of both, most likely.

				-babs
-- 

"Excuse me, while I dance a little jig of despair."
	- hadley@ics.uci.edu (Tedd Hadley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: apa7u@kelvin.seas.Virginia.EDU (Alwyn Peter Allan)
Subject: Male Villanova Student: Help Needed with Practical Joke
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 20:00:27 GMT

We have concieved a twisted practical joke. The joke involves sending
e-mail to a UVA student concerning a (supposedly) mutual aquaintance
at Villanova. All we need to pull it off is an accomplice at
Villanova. We will provide complete background and the text of the
note.

Serious humor potential involved. Volunteers please reply to this
note. Press 'r' now.

Sumarry will follow to this group.

--
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A. Peter Allan                                                  (804) 924-6233
Department of Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering                    295-6520
University of Virginia                                      peter@virginia.edu
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Updated Participant List
Date: 8 Apr 92 22:16:38 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

IN K12.CHAT.SENIOR
Mandy.Sutherland@f100.n397.z1.fidonet.org (Mandy Sutherland) writes:
)                   INTERCAMPUS NEWS LIST
)                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
) 
)NAME OF PARTICIPANT         SCHOOL               LOCATION
)^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^         ^^^^^^               ^^^^^^^^
) 1. Erik Schwiebert -------- N/A -------------- Brandon, VT
) 2. Michael Northy --- David Oppenheimer ------ Vancouver, CAN
) 3. Rollie Arthur -- Eatonville Middle School - Eatonville , WA
) 4. Joel Orleck ---- Meigis Magnet School ----- Nashville, TN
) 5. Arthur Hill ---- Colby Village Elem. ------ Dartmouth, CAN 
) 6. Unknown --------- Ardtornish Primary ------ South Austrailia
) 7. Ryan Bandouveres- Northampton High School - Florence, MA
) 8. Todd Schuster ---------- N/A -------------- Helena, MT
) 9. Deborah Roussell -- D.M. Breor Elem. ------ Hatfield, MA
)10. Frank Topping (?) ------ N/A -------------- Sacramento, CA
)11. Allen Weiss ------------ N/A -------------- N/A 
)12. Rich Walsh ---- Anacortes High School ----- Anacortes, WA
)13. Diana Campbell --------- N/A -------------- Bernardston, MA
)14. Art Umland ------------- N/A -------------- N/A
)15. Detlef Johl ------------ N/A -------------- Helena, MT
)16. Rey Tejada ------- Morningside Elem. ------ Brownsville, TX
)17. Bill Wiles ---- Black River High School --- Ludlow, VT
)18. Dave Lehnis --- Timberline High School ---- Lacely, WA.
)21. Doug Shannon ---- Greenwood Lab School ---- Springfield, MI 
)22. Deena Russo ------ Bernardston Elem. ------ Bernardston, MA 
)
)
)--  
)uucp: uunet!m2xenix!puddle!397!100!Mandy.Sutherland
)Internet: Mandy.Sutherland@f100.n397.z1.fidonet.org


ANYBODY WANNA BE ADDED TO THE LIST OF SCHOOL JOURNALISTS TO WRITE AN
ELECTRONIC HIGH SCHOOL NEWSPAPER?
--
From: ap72@linus.umd.edu (CMSC 330)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: test
Date: 15 Apr 92 22:15:31 GMT
Distribution: um
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park

Just testin' y'all
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Me and My Roommate View the Eclipse
Date: 16 Apr 92 02:04:18 GMT
Article-I.D.: netcom.1kzjps-.carasso
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

kimy@strauss.cs.unc.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
)
)Last semester, I started collecting menstral fluid materials in old
)used douchebags, a different douche bag for each material.  Our
)kitchen being woefully small, I placed these douche bags in the living
)room, next to the front door.  A few weeks ago in a cleaning frenzy
)she stuffed them all into a woefully small hallway closet, preventing
)easy access to all contents of the closet.  I started taking the old
)used douchebags out again, since there were some things in the closet
)I wanted, and since I'd decided to move each douchebag, one by one, to
)the recycling bins at school.  Apparently this slow disappearance was
)not enough for my roommate.  Hence the discussion.

CARASSO "MR. M-x Replace"
-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: c315-30@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Haichu
Keywords: buffing janitors
Organization: University of Alberta, Edmonton, Canada
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 10:57:51 GMT

sitting in
the lab writing my
compiler

the fucking
janitors buffing
the hallways

its noisy
and its five a.m.
time to sleep

--
Gerald
From: dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent P. Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My ears are burning, CJ!
Date: 17 Apr 92 20:46:15 GMT

Oh, no, he couldn't be coming back!
--
Kent, the man far, too far, from xanth.
Probably dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil at Internet speeds, but then who really
knows or cares? Slower, but known to work: uunet!noarlw!xenon!dolan.

This posting was created with tools little improved from the stone
tablets and chisels of our ancestors. While only a poor workman blames
his tools, this workman pleads difficult circumstances for any errors
of commission or omission in the creation of the perfect posting.

This site doesn't do news until next year, so email replies.

Neither the United States Navy, nor Computer Sciences Corporation,
would be silly enough to share anything that looks like an opinion in
the above material. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: Re: The Polka
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet, Princeton University, NJ
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 23:30:41 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.231314.20512@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)shamelessly provides the straight line of the century:
>
>I don't GET it....
>
No, I'm not gonna say it.
I just wanna see who does.

RICHH
--and no birds sing.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.japan
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: CATFISH
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 03:28:10 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES


Tokyo, Japan, researchers have ended a 16-year study of tanks of
catfish with no clear conclusion on whether their behavior can help
predict earthquakes.

--
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Predictions (Was Re: a killfile meditation)
Date: 9 Apr 92 02:59:30 GMT
Article-I.D.: usenet.1992Apr9.025930.15014
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (


 bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (Billy Joe Bissette) says:

>|> >> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) babbles:
>|> >>>So now I killfile people wantonly.  Randomly.  At the
>|> >>>slightest provocation.  My killfile is huge.
>|> >>Post it.
>|> 
>|> *plonk*
>|> 
>|> >Yeah, post it!! :-)
>|> 
>|> *plonk*
>
>How can it be posted, everyones probably in the kill file.

*plonk*
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rfs@uunet.uu.net (Robert F Spence)
Subject: Re: I'm grumpy!
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.disney
Organization: Not very.
	<1992Apr7.045141.15368@news.Hawaii.Edu>
	<1992Apr7.065724.185@cse.uta.edu>
Distribution: usa,rules,france,sucks,world
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 23:23:21 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.065724.185@cse.uta.edu> middle@cse.uta.edu (William J Middleton) writes:

   >>>Small writes:
   >>>>...I'll be grumpy... 
   >>
   >>>Gooley writes:
   >>>I'm Doc.
   >>
   >>>Carasso writes;      [in a rare, bleating form]
   >>>I'd like to be Humpy.
   >>
   >>And I'll be Sleazy.
   >>
   >> Rigler writes:
   >
   > queezy

Parchezzi.


55555555555555555555555555  High Wizard of the 5th Meridian Temple of Bobkata
::::::::: Robert Spence	::
55555555555555555555555555  rfs@kepler.unh.edu
--
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Awwwwwwww...that's so touching (Re: Acid)
Date: 13 Apr 92 01:54:25 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <1992Apr9.142134.12791@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> babs@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (Babs Woods) writes:
-In <Ns0RiB5w164w@GeoWare.COM> efudd@GeoWare.COM (Elmer Fudd) writes:
->jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
->> And from the fact that she did not describe the verdict in a funny Scots
->> accent we can conclude that men never drink heavily and never abuse
->> either their spouses or children.
->I certainly hope that you're not claiming that Scots drink heavily and
->abuse their families, fuckhead.  Do us all a favour and take your fist
->and ram it up your ass.
-
-You go first.
-
->Fudd.
-
-At least John has the courage to use his own godammn name.  
-
->   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
->   | "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" |
->   |            Elmer Fudd         -> efudd@GeoWare.COM <-             |
->   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
-
-A proud product of both, most likely.
-
-				-babs

The family that flames together probably has a lot of
pent-up debt.

				--Blair
				  "And bitchin' sex."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.singles,alt.sex,alt.peeves
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude)
Subject: More helpful Hints
Organization: WHAT?
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 15:17:26 GMT

 margoli@watson.ibm.com helps Puter with...
>>  drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) teaches us with...
>> >
>> >Irregardless how syntactically, or semantically correct,
>> >
>> >Never start with:
>> >
>> >"And Now to Do the 'Sex Stuff'."
>> >
>> Rats! And I was gonna do that right after I do'ed lunch!
>> Now what do I *do*?
>
>drieux said "never *start* with...".  It sounds like you were planning on
>starting with lunch.  No problem.
>
	Whew! Good! (Puter grabs the pan of his best tuna casserole
and spreads it all over hisself)
	Yo! PuterGal! Lunch is served!
--
Puter	puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com "My favorite vanity plate - PHUQUE"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (cupid's six-guns)
Subject: Re: sleep deprivation
Organization: the rain dogs
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 08:40:24 GMT


36 hours.  40 hours.  phooey.

80 hours.  i don't know how much longer i would
have kept it up if my shrink hadn't given me the
sleeping pills.  i wasn't even drowsy.  it was
the muscle spasms that did me in.

m
-- 
minerva burst from joves head with a helluva yell but that does not prove 
that we should stand in awe of every case of mastoiditis            archy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058)
Subject: Re: vs vs vs. (and v.v.)
Followup-To: alt.cabin-boy,soc.potato,misc.test,rec.arts.glue-sniff 
Summary: Mommys don't let your babies grow up to be dickheads 
Keywords: if at first you have no clue please turn in your wallet 
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 15:39:05 GMT

In article <PAUL.92Apr14134241@ascent.UUCP> paul@ascent (Paul Foley) writes:
>In article <1338@wshb.csms.com> michaelb@wshb.csms.com ( WSHB Operations Eng) writes:
>
>   >> =o= Its not "it's" that's misspelled so losely (it's misspelling
>   >> is "its"), its "its" who's spelling looses so much (it's
>   >> misspelling is "it's").  Also, you should punish those whose
>   >> usage of "whose" and "who's" loose.
>   >>     <_Jym_>
>   >
>   >Ha! Wrong! You used "it's" when you meant "its"!
>
>   [studied exposition deleted]
>
>   I leave the explanation of your vs. you're to someone else. I've had enough.
>   ( Hm. Let's see, to vs. too vs. two, there vs. their vs. they're, ... )
>
>   Michael
>
>Ha!  It's not vs., its proper rendition's vs, sans dot, as in all
>abbreviations ending in the last letter of their expanded form.
>
>So the discussion must resume as to vs too, or too vs to, but
>certainly not, to vs. too, or too vs. to.  Oh no.  9-)
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Paul, Jym, Michael how did the three of you manage to become so 
terribly stunned. What's up boys, trying to prove Freud right?
Relax guys, if you keep your cheeks clenched that tight you'll
never be able to pull your pants up over your little heads and
dash out into traffic like we would all like to see.










oh, by the way, Fuck you Dolly Madison
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: Re: I'm grumpy!
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 01:48:54 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES
Distribution: usa,rules,france,sucks,world

IN TALK.BIZARRE gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley) writes:
))The microwave wasn't working in Hedrick Hall this morning.  So I had
))to forgo my morning sweet roll.  I'll be grumpy all day.  You have
))been warned!
)I'm Doc.  Now what about the other five?

I vote terry with the soft white neck to be Snow White.


carasso "painfully restraining himself from using uppercase"
p.s. I'ld like to be Humpy.

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