HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confession
Date: 23 Nov 1992 22:29:37 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


-al


AjD
thankyew,
thankyew
-- 
                           ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
                   In case of emergence, break the glass.
From: english@alicudi.usc.edu (Joe English)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: WHAT NOISY CATS ARE WE (was Re: IT'S A MAN-RAY KINDA SKY (was Re: I'M SORRY (was Re: CALLING ALL RADIO TRANSMITTERS!)))
Date: 16 Nov 1992 15:07:20 -0800
Organization: Nerds of Action
Distribution: world
Reply-To: joe@trystero.art.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: alicudi.usc.edu


jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
|> In <1992Nov15.042832.3415@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
|> >Curtis Yarvin (curtis@cs.berkeley.edu) wrote:
|>
|> >You may recall that one of them was asking about the Seventh Commandment
|> >recently.
|> 
|> Which one is that?  "Thou shalt not station troops in citizens' homes in
|> time of peace?"
|> 

No, I think it's the ``Application Layer.''


--joe@trystero.art.com

  didn't I do that one already?
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Date: 20 Nov 1992 23:02:47 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <sjvq80c@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>
>mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu writes:
>|gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>||Mark., a woman is much, much more than a body pillow
>|Yeah, I hear she's a smoke.
>
>What kind of smoke would she be?

A Havana cigar.  Big, round, and flavorful.  And with an end you can chew on.
--scott
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ssc
Date: 17 Nov 1992 22:28:36 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <1992Nov17.150104.20728@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
>Guy Cole (guycole@netcom.com) wrote:
>: I have a secret urge to hear Rush do a cover of "Achey Breaky Heart" [tm].
>I have a secret urge to hear They Might Be Giants do a cover of "Achey Breaky
>Heart" [tm].

i am not going to confide secrets to either of you.

AjD
tattletales.
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                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hold on to them" - Mark Edwards
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From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: ssc
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 16 Nov 92 17:22:03 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.jobs.offered,news.software.nn

Whenever somebody goes to a lot of trouble to write a long story about
something, but it bores me, I press "c" repeatedly, to make it more fun.

"c" is nn's "compress" key, it takes out any repeated spaces. It wouldn't do
anything to this article, because I only leave one space after each sentence.
But, most articles become quite fun to watch with compress-toggling, since
people usually leave two. It also does neat things to most people's .sigs.

Gerald -make  sure  you're  sitting  down,  vertigo  is  not  uncommon
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: talk.bizarre.NASCAR
Date: 18 Nov 1992 00:48:00 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Nov17.181849.10305@sci34hub.sci.com> gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
>Out of luck, I think; it has to be a Ford, Chrysler, or GM product of
>recent vintage. I don't think anyone here is foolish enough to still
>be driving one of those.

I regret to say that I am driving a Chrysler product of fairly recent 
vintage, and now that I've started taking the computers out of it, it
even runs pretty well.  My girlfriend doesn't have large enough breasts
to get us in as a team, though.  Probably less than half the breast mass
of Petty's girlfriend.
--scott
From: dennist@sw.stratus.com (Dennis Tetreault)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short, Shameful Confession
Date: 19 Nov 92 22:02:58 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: hydro.cac.stratus.com

This morning I bumped my head. Now I'm suffering from a impacted wisdom
thought.

Reality is fleeting
The Dentist
dennist@sw.stratus.com  or dennist@zen.cac.stratus.com


My company does not share my opinions... even with me!
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From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.net.personalities
Subject: Re: My postbag this morning
Date: 20 Nov 92 19:35:38 GMT
Organization: Australian National University
NNTP-Posting-Host: 150.203.76.2

ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:


>jsautner@trentu.ca (Jeanette Sautner) writes:

>#  I am really curious as to why you find a woman "delicious".  Are you a
>#  cannibal?

>NO MISSY, I IS NOT DE CANNIBAL.
>PRESIDENT BONGO IS DE CANNIBAL.
>ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE DE PRESIDENT BONGO!!
>PRESIDENT BONGO LOOK AFTER HIS PEOPLE.  HE MAKE GOOD AND SURE I IS TOO
> POOR TO BUY DE EIGHTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRLS AT DE TOWN BAZAAR.
>I EATS NOTHIN' BUT MANGOS, PAW-PAWS AN' YAMS, AN' DE OCCASIONAL
> WILDEBEESTE.  DIS DIET KEEP ME STRONG ENOUGH TO SLAVE 20 HOURS EACH DAY
> FOR DE BONGO GOLD MININ' COMPANY.

I miss president bongo.

josh
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Elevators
Date: 18 Nov 1992 05:29:30 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny) says:

>astrolog@byron.u.washington.edu (Astrolog) writes:
>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Very Exceptional Really, Though I Guess Occasionally...
> ^    ^           ^       ^      ^ ^     ^
>Watch out Polewonka, Astroboy's after your niche in t.b.

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**********************************************
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  2. You dog brow!  Tour alt.shenanigans!       (@=a)
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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Girlfriend
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 15:03:40 GMT

 kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
 mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>My girlfriend is only 4' 11". Imagine the possibilities.
>>

>Heh.. I'm only 4'10"...
> -- ASK


the girl i lost it to was onlyu 4'10". Her name was Eliza Shin. No, Im
not making this up. My current girlfriend is a giant at 5'0", but
weighs an astoundingly small 85 lbs.

ive never had sex with a real tall girl, although the idea appeals. i
guess short chicks just like me better. the womens basketball team
has the World Record largest female identical twins here--they are
both 6'4", blonde, and pretty attractive. the mind boggles.
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short astonished confession: I wanna be Princess Di
Date: 23 Nov 1992 17:42:10 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Distribution: world
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: jd-next.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu


I am totally amazed and somewhat envious that someone can actually ask  
another fucking COUNTRY, for gawd's sake, to help her find an apartment.

(I am not sure if I halucinated that little news flash or not; family  
get-togethers on Sundays sometimes do that to me; did Di really ask  
France this question?)
--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: VERY SHAMEFUL CONFESSION
Date: 17 Nov 1992 05:11:06 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4
Keywords: oh the humanity

In article <1992Nov16.160142.18349@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
*-rob, and yes, i have had sex w/ someone whos name I cant recall. have you?

Well, most people don't name their hands, so the point is moot.


Mark "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: talk.bizarre.NASCAR
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 15:51:24 GMT

Gary Heston (gary@sci34hub.sci.com) wrote:
: Out of luck, I think; it has to be a Ford, Chrysler, or GM product of
: recent vintage. I don't think anyone here is foolish enough to still
: be driving one of those.

How recent?  I have a 1984 Mercury Topaz.

It's been in the shop three times in the past week.  But it's Much Better Now
[TM].

--
---Alfvaen(Looking for "October's Baby")
"Lucille was secretly thrilled when Norman sucked her toaster."
   ---B. Kliban
Current Album--Red Hot & Blue
Current Read--Karen Wehrstein:Lion's Heart
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Writing device drivers
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 18:45:11 GMT

curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>It's an art.  Oh yes it is.

Not.  

It is a painful exercise in futility,
For you must, in perpetuity,
Travel the path of portability,
And software compatibility.

>cogito ergot sum

void cogitoinit();
void cogitointr();
int cogitoopen();
int cogitoclose();
int cogitoread();
int cogitowrite();
int cogitoioctl();
buf_t cogitostrategy();

Sysv ergot sum.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Organization: The Turing Project, Charlottesville Virginia.
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 16:54:16 GMT

in talk.bizarre, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
)In article <Bxss3z.Arz@news.cso.uiuc.edu> thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox) writes:
)>
)>I have purchased 2007 CDs so far this month.
)>but the total was less than $5000...

Obviously a fan of classical music, The Best of Slim Whitman, Blue
Saude Shoe's Christmas: A Tribute to Elvis Presley, Bonnie Franklin
Sings Cole Porter, Little Women Read by Patrick Stewart, The Bee-Gees:
A Thru Z, and Sound Effects #7.

carasso,
music critic
...
From: larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Harvest time
Distribution: world
Date: 19 Nov 92 23:10:31 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

So there I was, la-dee-dah, wandering through fields of unharvested
causality.  All around me tall stalks of cause-and-effect chains grew
up out of the ground at the speed of light, asymptotically approaching
a final height of approximately one elephant's eye.

I plucked one and started to nibble on it.  At its root was a young man
agreeing to go to a bar with his friends.  And at the tip he looked into
the eyes of his wife of twenty years, whom he had first met there.  The
stalk was sweet and the flow of one event to another was smooth and creamy.
I hoped this was indicative of a good harvest.

Further down I found a nest of aphids, eating a bunch of plants from
the ground up and leaving many events with no discernible history.
Someone was going to be very confused when she suddenly found herself
vice-president of a major corporation, without any particular reason to
believe she had ever been born.  I crushed the insects.

As I wiped the bug goo from my shoes I heard an evil laugh behind me.
I turned and saw the owner of the oblivion farm down the road.  He and
I had been in competition for some time, since our crops are in some
sense mutually exclusive.

I saw him point to one stalk, then reach over and grab it.  He ran his
hand right to the end, and then twisted the tip slowly around his index
finger.  The end touched a point in the middle.

So there I was, la-dee-dah.


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...uunet!canetoad!larne                          canetoad!larne@uunet.uu.net
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: voting stratagies
Date: 18 Nov 92 02:46:34 GMT
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

5150 (echeverr@scf.usc.edu) wrote:
> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:

>> 310 REM COPYRIGHT ROGER DAVID CARASSO III
>  III ???????


	No, not youyouyou, himhimhim!


--
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| dmccart@gomez.intel.com                               please look down.
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Subject: Re: Actual Dan Quayle Interview
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 02:49:24 GMT


In article <28172@castle.ed.ac.uk>, damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk writes:
|>cj writes:
|>>I follow-up my own post to bring you this breathless update: Lance
|>>summarizes Maddi as:
|>>	Fucking Princeton Mensa Wank
|Are we using "Mensa" in the sense of "pseudo-intellectual worm"?

Is there any other use?

---
c j silverio
at the generate/print stage
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:38828 alt.net.personalities:65
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.net.personalities
Subject: Re: My postbag this morning
Date: 20 Nov 1992 08:34:34 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com

In article <1992Nov19.172825.28131@rdg.dec.com> jessop@ljohub.enet.dec.com (Class Dinosauria) writes:
>
>How about...
>
>********************************************************************************

LESS than 80 columns...

>disCLAIMER:  Anything I say, do, imply, comment on, pretend to express an
>             opinion on, claim to have done, claim to be doing, claim to
>             WANT to do, write, don't write, think, etc., has absolutely
>             NOTHING to do with the company I work for... and me, for
>             that matter.

See how poorly this paragraph is justified? -----------------------------^

				--Blair
				  "'70s technology in news philosophy..."
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short, shameful confession
Date: 18 Nov 1992 21:22:46 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


I often reach over to turn down the radio
when i dial-in to my account.


AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hold on to them" - Mark Edwards
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: Internet marriages
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 18 Nov 92 20:04:08 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

>SO SAYETH ASK:
>
>>Actually, I know of two people who met on a bbs via internet and are now
>>getting married.  They haven't met each other yet... haven't even seen
>>photos of each other...  
>
>well, hopefully, whoever is performing this marraige will do the smart
>thing; ie convert the wedding chapel into a gas chamber and put these
>two hapless nerds out of their misery.

Does this mean you don't want to go through with it, then?

Gerald -he'll be heartbroken, I'm sure
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My dad died last week
Date: 20 Nov 92 10:50:37 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


Anyone who remembers reading the original story might like to know that
my dad's remains were finally interred yesterday at St.  Alphege's
Church, Hertford Road, Edmonton, London, with those my mother. 

gravely, Ken Johnson



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From: sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: just curious
Date: 17 Nov 92 16:46:55 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov16.155912.27459@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (
Mark Neeley) writes:
>
>What's the scientific name for eye gunk?
>
>       Mark

The scientific name IS "eye gunk"

                - Dr. Cranium
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.fan.don.no-soul.simmons
From: winterh@emunix.emich.edu (Twist)
Subject: Re: Don is god
Organization: Detroit Institute of Criminal Arts and Sciences
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 23:15:31 GMT

In article <8686@lee.SEAS.UCLA.EDU> small@boole.seas.ucla.edu (James F. Small) writes:
>Where can I find information about the David Heartman fan club?

Try alt.fan.david-hartman  :)

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Philosophy
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 19:15:03 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <00963ED6.20772100@vms.csd.mu.edu> 2ck1racicr@vms.csd.mu.edu writes:
>
>			Why am I?
			You aren't.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.food.drinks,alt.support.big-folks,sci.chem
From: James Petts <pettsj@visigoth.demon.co.uk>
Subject: Re: should be taken only on the advice of a physician
Organization: No Affiliation
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 14:46:35 GMT
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1
     <Bxy53z.5st@chinet.chi.il.us> <19NOV199219150216@erich.triumf.ca>

In article <gerald.721942839@gerald> Gerald Oskoboiny,
gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>For the last week or so, I've been substituting a "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."
>for my afternoon coffee. Instead of using normal sugar, I decided to use

Sugar? In Earl Grey? Yeccchhh!

James Petts

********************************************************************
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*  and the quantum theory on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays."   *
************************************** Wm. Bragg *******************
From: dgross@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dave Gross)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep attends the assassination, part XVI
Date: 24 Nov 92 04:34:44 GMT
Organization: Manumission:  The Campus Men's Forum

The Dalai Lama gave a yelp and wound up leading the band in "Ode to a
rutting Walrus" while Yoko played the violator. I feared for the
diplomatic staff.  The press corpse would not take this well.
"Princess... princess..." I heard Marilyn mourn.  "Not for very much
longer if this keeps up," she corroborated.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: vanity unfair
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1992 00:10:51 GMT
Organization: University of Utah

i hate being photographed.  whenever someone points a camera at me, i
throw my hands in front of my face, and turn away.

every photograph of me that i have ever seen makes me look stupid.
not that i'm handsome or anything, but when i look in the mirror, i
don't look nearly as stupid as i do in photographs.  i can't figure it
out.

when i was in college, a photographer from a local newspaper came to
the bar where my band was playing, and photographed us all night.  i
paid no attention to him, and concentrated on my playing.  two weeks
later, the photographer came up after our show, and we all sat in a
booth, drinking beer and looking at the photos together.  i was
surprised to find that the majority of the pictures were of me.  it
seems that i unconsciously make silly faces when i play my guitar.  he
had shots of me wearing a wide variety of expressions, all of them
stupid.  i laughed along with everyone else, while my face burned
redder and redder.

last weekend was my second wedding anniversary.  although michelle and
i agreed that we would skip gifts and just have a nice dinner
together, she gave me a large gift-wrapped box.  i opened it, and saw
a beautifully framed photograph of a kayaker doing a spectacular
acrobatic maneuver in a whitewater rapid.  his 12-foot boat was
standing vertically, almost completely airborne.  rivulets of water
trailed off his sprayskirt, down into the deep green of the river.  i
gazed at this glorious photograph for about three seconds before i
realized that the kayaker was me.

it's the only picture of me i have ever had that i can bear to look at.

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matthew E. Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Stamp Question (What's worse than a cascade?)
Summary: get thee to a punnery
Date: 20 Nov 92 14:15:24 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matthew E. Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.




 jea1@cornell.edu (John Austin) writes:
 >EUCLID@vmd.cso.uiuc.edu writes:
 >>>gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Golley) writes:
 >>>>cs92njc@brunel.ac.uk (Nicholas J Clayton) writes:
 >>>>>W.Warburton@ed.ac.uk writes:
 >>>>>>|> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
 >>>>>>|> >In other words, philately will get you nowhere.
 >>>>>>(Mark Schnitzius) writes:
 >>>>>>|> I hear that imitation is the sincerest form of philately.
 >>>>>> OK, OK: enough guys. We have to stamp this stuff out.
 >>>>>Don't worry, I think you've got it licked...
 >>>>Not unless people start cancelling such articles.
 >>>     I'm going to mark this thread as junked, post-haste.
 >>   Ahhh! Don't letter get you down!
 >t.b  -  Pushing the Usenet envelope!


What a bunch of mail chauvinist pigs (first class)!

Matt
Let's play Post Office
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