From: mbfarah@isluga.puc.cl (MIGUEL BRAXTON FARAH)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: Pontificia Universidad Catolica de Chile
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Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 16:23:26 GMT

THOMAS LUNDQUIST (thomasez@dhhalden.no) wrote:
: In article <gunnarh.241.721248782@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
: >From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
: >Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
: >Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 18:53:02 GMT
: >From: slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg)
: >Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
: >Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 02:48:42 GMT
: >
: >rbw%apple.com@fico.UUCP (Randy Wong) writes:
: >>dmsilev@athena.mit.edu (Daniel M Silevitch) writes:
: >>>sdoran@sam.ksu.ksu.edu (Steven Marcotte) writes:
: >>>>bgohari@wam.umd.edu (Babak Gohari) writes:
: >>>>>tilden@sportster.ksu.ksu.edu (Tilden-Master of Illogic) writes:
: >>>>>>dlutz@willamette.edu (David Lutz) writes:
: >>>>>>>dmsilev@athena.mit.edu (Daniel M Silevitch) writes:
: >>>>>>>>brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>Michael Schmahl [Black-Robe Mage] writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>lairdpg@lub001.lamar.edu writes
: >>>>>>>>>>>>22161-bunz writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>Brett G Person writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>smith@ctron.com writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IronEagle writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Matt Welsh writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Right! I run System V on my VIC-20!
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hmmmm...well, I am getting SVR4 for my HP 48SX.....
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HA! _I'm_ just finishing up a port of VMS for my Timex Sinclair!
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Top THAT!
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm running NextStep on Atari 2600 Video Game System. 
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>Just last night I was able to get Windows to boot on my Sears PONG
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>game.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>I am replying to this message with my built-in VAX Mailer on my
: >>>>>>>>>>>>Game-Boy.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>I just installed a 10 Gigabyte Drive to handle all the replies!
: >>>>>>>>>>>>However, it only runs at 230,000 Baud due to the large drive
: >>>>>>>>>>>>slowing it down.
: >>>>>>>>>>>I fear I will not be getting news any longer...  The batteries on my
: >>>>>>>>>>>calculator-watch are running out.
: >>>>>>>>>>My calculator-watch is solar...  And if I turned off the lights, NO
: >>>>>>>>>>ONE would be getting news...
: >>>>>>>>>Feh. I'm so slick NASA just awarded ME the TERADATA contract to run on
: >>>>>>>>>my TV remote! They liked my proposal mainly because I'm ALSO able to
: >>>>>>>>>shoehorn in the TEXAS SUPERCOLLIDER computations between commercials!
: >>>>>>>>>Beat THAT!
: >>>>>>>>Well, well, well. SSC calculations, huh. I built a system out of 2
: >>>>>>>>inches of wire, 3 pennies and a AA battery that does realtime
: >>>>>>>>calculations of particle vectors during the Big Bang. A complete
: >>>>>>>>simulation of the first 2 years of the life of the universe, accurate
: >>>>>>>>to the theoretical limit, takes about 5 seconds.
: >>>>>>>And you guys think you are so great.  I just spent the last half hour
: >>>>>>>getting X11 to run on my slide rule.  I am still having problems
: >>>>>>>connecting it to the net around here, but I would welcome any
: >>>>>>>suggestions.
: >>>>>>So what!!! I'm running Xinitrc, TWMRC, Internet, and 27 muds off of a
: >>>>>>paperclip.  Not to mention the fact that I am designing a new form of
: >>>>>>television with 7000 pixels based off a piece of tissue paper.  Next!!!
: >>>>>Man, that's baby stuff.  I'm running a particle accelerator utilizing
: >>>>>matter-antimatter reactions in my doorknob, and calculating everything in
: >>>>>the fourth dimension using a single dip switch and a large glass of water.
: >>>>Child's play, I have an old piece of cheese that is, at this very moment, 
: >>>>raytracing an actual model of the universe five hours from now, while
: >>>>at the same time calculating the heat produced from the new intel
: >>>>Pentium.
: >>>And you people think that you are hackers! I'm currently engaged in a
: >project
: >>>which involves simultaneous simulation of multiple universes (To see what
: >>>would happen if various constants change. Pi=8.4 is an interesting one.) My
: >>>hardware consists of a single wooden pencil (no paper). With it, I can do
: >>>real-time simulations of 2^32 universes in parallel.
: >>You guys are wimps!!  I've just finished converting a microwave oven into a
: >>paradimensional teleportation device.  The only problem I'm having so far is
: >>that my breakfast bagel keeps disappearing!!  May have to eat it raw . . .
: >
: >Sorry, that's my fault.  I'm afraid that the high-energy laser-pumped
: >negentropic vortex generator I made from my own nostril hair, which is
: >currently cranking out entire new universes at the rate of 7.6 per picosecond,
: >was breaking the FCC emissions limits and gronking your microwave's control
: >panel.  It should work properly now.  Also, my cat Arthur was FTPing hundreds
: >of terabytes of PD software from Epsilon Eridani in the year 4741 A.D. over
: >the faster-than-light Ethernet interface I built for him, and this may have
: >been loading the Net a little yesterday.  My sincere apologies to everyone who
: >noticed any performance degradation.
: 
: Damn, I thought I was doin' smoe really advanced R&D. But I only have a 
: humble feather pen with build in spell checking. It checks all languages 
: since Adam & Eve plus a few forthcoming languages. But after what I've seen 
: here, thats not good enough for a Nobel Price..I have to work harder...
: Maybe some of the languages from outer space will help ?? I just have to 
: use my FingerNail Time&Universe Transporter(tm) to get there and learn them.

You're all a bunch of lazy pseudo-programmers. When you have, as I, set
up an entire University Unix net (with Mail, IRC, more than 2 MUDs, ano-
nymous ftp, etc etc etc etc etc ) on a Turing Machine, we'll talk.

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