From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: Badger and Rogue's last post...
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 17:17:37 GMT

Lisa Mae writes:
>
>    Now, on to the story.
>  *kind innocent* Ariel is a very curious soul, but she obey's the law.  So,
>she did not enter Badger's tent when the two men left.  She could care less
>what they were going to do. (well, maybe a little) Instead she call's up her
>friend 'chelle.
>   "Chelle"
>   "Yes,"
>   "I'm bored, do you want to go to the local tavern and see who's roaming
>about?  There might even be some handsome...scenery....to look at. *grin*"

"Oooooohhh, sounds inviting, Ariel!  Let me just grab my expired drivers
license and we'll head right over!"

Several minutes later, Ariel and 'Chelle cruise down towards the local tavern
in Ariel's lovely new car.  "My, Ariel, you drive so well!  You take these
curves so nicely!"

"Why, thank you, 'Chelle," Ariel grins.  They reach the tavern and go inside. 
Immediately the dark, smoky air surrounds them and it takes a while for their
eyes to become accustomed to the dim lights.  Then they make their way to the
bar.   "I'll have a screwdriver with extra orange juice," Ariel orders.  "And
I'll have another Tequila Sunrise," 'Chelle says.  The grungy bartender looks
at her strangely.  "You can't have another because you haven't had *one* yet!"
he points out.  "Well, I will once I finish this one!"  'Chelle answers with
impeccable logic.

Armed with their drinks, the women survey the bar.  'Chelle begins passing
judgement on the men who have noticed the entrance of "new meat" and are now
hungrily eyeing them.  "Too tall... too short... too *happy* [1]."  All of a
sudden Ariel grabs 'Chelle's arm and gasps, "Hey, check those two out!" 
Following Ariel's eyes, 'Chelle notices a fair-haired man in blue with a
taller, brown-haired man with a DumbButConfidentandHappy(tm) look.

"Hey, they've seen us!"  'Chelle whispers, but can't be heard because the
tavern is too noisy.  fortunately, Ariel notices the same thing and the two
men are momentarily dazzled by the smiles of the women.  After the excitement
wears off, Ariel says, "Hey, wait a minute.  Don't they look sorta familiar?" 
'Chelle peers through the dusky room.  "Oh, no... it can't be... what would
*they* be doing here?"

"I don't think they've recognized us, us being all dressed up and everything,"
Ariel mentions.  "Think we could have some fun with them?"

"Ariel, I love that gleam in your eye," 'Chelle answers slyly.  "Let's see how
long it takes them to realize it's us."  With that, they sidle over to where
Badger and Rogue sit.  The jaws of both men drop to the floor as their eyes
take in the full view of the mini-skirted women.  "Yo, Rogue," Badger says. 
"You don't think they're coming over to talk to *us*, do you?"  Rogue can't
speak for drooling.  'Chelle and Ariel arrive at their table.
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Take it away, Lisa!

[1] who can name this movie?!

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
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               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge