From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink)
Subject: Sig Extension #3
Organization: Turkey Hall
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:54:13 GMT

Enormous Sig File Extension #3
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*****  The Rink  *****   GEEZ Mahn, I surrounded by amateurs!  --  Sebastian
***                ***
* ss1@kepler.unh.edu *   I sure think this e-mail is slick; I don't even
***                ***      have to taste the stamp!  --  Troy Ames Young
*****  Cheers!!  *****


? Dreams are the fantasies which children cherish ? Mark Steyn :        
? Nightmares are the realities adults create      ? marks@castle.ed.ac.uk
? There are no Unicorns anymore.                  ? mpjs@dcs.ed.ac.uk


The programmer, like the poet, works only slightly removed from pure thought 
stuff. He builds his castles in the air, from air, creating by exertion of 
the imagination. Few media of creation are so flexible, so easy to polish and
rework, so readily capable of realizing grand conceptual structures.
                                          F.P. Brooks Jr.


                         \_               
                          | \_ ...we're  _/ never 
                          |\_ \_       _/ |     \_ gonna 
                        _ |  \_| survive _/     | \
                       / \|    |     | _/ | unless   
                       \_we  _ are   |/ _ |   _ | 
                            / \|   _ | / \|  /a\| 
                            \_/   / \| \_/   \_/  little
                                  \_/     crazy...


Stephanie da Silva                        Taronga Park * Houston, Texas
arielle@taronga.com                           568-0480   568-1032   
     "Me?!!  Jealous of an empty-headed bombshell with a body that
          can drop a moose at 50 paces??!  Ha!!" -- Rebecca


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*            "And Jehovah I love you so           * David Yoshihara         *
* _+_         And Jesus I want you to know        * 1409 Oxford St. Apt 2   *
*  |______    For all you've done for me          * Berkeley, CA 94709      *
* /*\_____\   to set me free                      * (510) 849-2660          *
* |_|_____|   I'll never let you go               * dyoshi@ocf.berkeley.edu *
*              - Amy Grant (Jehovah)                                        *
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"The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting
 than the question of whether a submarine can swim" - Edsgar W. Dijkstra 

Roger Gonzalez   -  rg@msel.unh.edu
Division of Bit Banging and Reluctant Robotics
UNH Marine Systems Engineering Laboratory, Durham, NH  03824-3525
(603) 862-4600 -4399 (fax)



Yep, yep, yep.
Infinite ow.                  --Darkwing Duck
Ow, pain.


+ The ___    __    + [DW goes WHAM!] Gos:  Oops.  There goes my allowance. +
|    /_     /__)   | [DW goes WHAM!] Gos:  Oops.  There goes college.      |
|   /  ly  /__)oy  | [DW goes WHAM!] Gos:  Oops.  There goes the           |
+                  +                       inheritance.                    +


hancock@inland.com		|"There's nothing wrong with you than an
Tom Hancock -- Assoc. Engr.	| expensive operation can't prolong."
Research and Development	|+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
<i> Inland Steel Co. <i>	| Disclaimer:
3001 E. Columbia Dr. 9-000	|   "Just my own $0.02 worth, thats all"
East Chicago, IN  46312		|+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++



	"Great thing about the military: even though you know that
	they know that nobody knows what the hell they're doing,
	everybody pretends that that ain't so."

--- jayembee (Jerry Boyajian, DEC, "The Mill", Maynard, MA)

    boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com



		     ____________________________
  ______             >                          <    
 |      |   \    /  <   Ron Hough                >   "Do not taunt 
 |      |       /    >  Univ. of Tx. at Austin  <     Happy Fun Ball."
 |______|   ___/    <   ronh@cs.utexas.edu       >             -- SNL
                     >__________________________<   



                                              "I can marry anyone I please;
                                              the problem is, I don't
                                              *please* anyone!" --Groucho Marx

-- 
                    ' ",      *
Karl Wagenfuehr         ,         "Weisst du, wieviel Sternlein stehen an dem
wagenfuh@huey.udel.edu  ,  '      blauen Himmelszelt?"  --Deutsches Volkslied
                          '


+=======================================================================+
|          Mark Hayes                                                   |
|  ,-_|\   Corporate Systems               Internet: mah@DIALix.oz.au   |
| /     \  83 Mill Point Road              Phone: +61 9 264 1615        |
| *_,-._/  South Perth  WA 6151            Fax:   +61 9 474 2553        |
|      v                                                                |
+=======================================================================+
          Only 19,999 lines of C++ to my next ski trip ....



                            # I once got an offer to work on nuclear weapons
-- Alan                     # software.  Days like today I wish I had taken
   alan@elroy.jpl.nasa.gov  # that instead.  I wouldn't be here now.  Probably
                            # none of us would.


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|  Michael Rivero rivero@mdcbbs.com Homo Cyberneticus-Computational Man  |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|     "I will smash the CIA into a thousand pieces!"                     |
|                            -   President John F. Kennedy               |
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==========================================================================
Michael Rivero rivero@dev8a.mdcbbs  NEW SIG UNDER DEVELOPMENT
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++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Michael Rivero rivero@dev8a.mdcbbs                     Take back YOURSELF!
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|    Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost IMPOSSIBLE!    |
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
|  Michael Rivero        rivero@dev8j.mdcbbs.com     "A Human's Human!"  |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|  So, the CIA is involved with INSLAW, drug running, smuggling guns,    |
|  domestic spying, assasinations both foreign and domestic, Iran-Contra,|
|  and some nasty stuff with Wackenhut and the Cabazon Indians.......    |
|  --------------------------------------------------------------------  |
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|       So, where do I send a resume?                                    |
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cargo@escargot.cray.com  \_____/
(612) 683-5591           /=O=O=\     _______
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"Tolkien's writing appeals also to those with the mental age of a child --
 computer programmers, hippies and most Americans"
                                                        (Private Eye #785)


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Daniel Hawkins      |              The sooner you fall behind,  
hawk@stolaf.edu     |           the more time you have to catch up!  
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I'd rather be biking......    	  ________     -\<, 
					 ......O/ O
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     __O    *    Look at the bottom of this article.         * FOR SALE
      /---  *    It's a bird.   It's a plane.                * ========
     /      *    No, It's SUPER .sig.                        * one used
    /       *    Sincerely yours, kilgore@en.ecn.purdue.edu  * .signature


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K. RAGHUNATH RAO                 /____/ \      /__/\      /______/\
email : thssrkr@iitmax.iit.edu  |  __ \ /|    / _ \ \    /  ___  \ |
sleepy   (res) : (312)791-9428  | |__) |/    / /_\ \ \   | / | \ | |
sleepier (off) : (312)567-3407  | __  /\    |  ___  | |  | | | | | |
                                | | \ \ \   | / | \ | |  | | |_| | |
It is the intonation and not    | | |\ \ \  | | | | | |  | \/__/ |/
the intention that matters!!    |_|/  \_\/  |_|/  |_|/    \______/ 

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	|18\
	|__/
	|					Jonathon Watkins
	|					jsw1@uk.ac.st-andrew
	|
	|					St-Andrews... the home of Golf
	|		       			(ps. I hate Golf)
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( ___ )------------------------------------------------------------( ___ )
 |   |  "All of us get lost in the   ||  cubsfan@buhub.bradley.edu  |   |
 |   |   darkness...                 ||    ___   _  _   __  _  _    |   |
 |   |   Dreamers learn to steer by  ||    ||_)  || |  ((_  ||_|    |   |
 |___|   the stars..."               ||    ||\\  ||_|   _)) || |    |___|
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Darby M. Dixon III | I Spent Hours Thinking Up A Neat, Far Out, Interesting|
thegrue@ncoast.edu "-------_ Signature File.. And Came Up With This. _----"
ai989@cleveland.freenet.edu|----------------------------------------" _O.o_
---------------------------"(c) 1992 The DrDaByGoD Production Company (___) 


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\/\/|     _____                 (_)             | "Another day, another sig"|/\/
\/\/|    |  _  \   ___   __ __   _   ____       |                           |/\/
\/\/|    | |_) /  / _ \  | /__) | | / ___)      |  I'm C.L.Warnell II -     |/\/
\/\/|    | |_) \ ( (_) ) | (    | | \___ \      |  commonly known as Boris. |/\/
\/\/|    |_____/  \___/  |_|    |_| (___ /      |  How are you?             |/\/
\/\/|        pft018@sirius.ukc.ac.uk            |                           |/\/
----+-------------------------------------------+---------------------------+---


    Jesse Mundis     |      Amdahl Corporation       | Freedom is just chaos
jesse@uts.amdahl.com | 1250 East Arques Ave  M/S 316 | with better lighting.
   (408) 746-4796    |   Sunnyvale,  CA 94088-3470   |    -Alan Dean Foster 


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/*  Rao Akella, Research Asst., CCCS, University of Minnesota, Minneapolis  */
/*  Internet: rao@moose.cccs.umn.edu    BITNET:   RAO%MOOSE@UMNACVX.BITNET  */
/*  "A masochist is a person who likes a cold shower in the morning,        */
/*   so he takes a hot one."  -- Dave Barry, "Why Humor is Funny"           */
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\_/ Arne Danielsen |       C A R P E   D I E M !        | I don't have any |
| | Furuveien 3    |------------------------------------| solutions, but I |
| | 1750  HALDEN   |                                    | certanly admire  |
| | NORWAY         | INET: arned@sofus.dhhalden.no      | the problem!     |
| |________________________________________________________________________/
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| Jerry Cullingford  #include <std.disclaimer>     +44 442 230000 |   ,-|--
| jc@crosfield.co.uk (was jc@cel.co.uk) or jc@cel.uucp      x3203 |   \_|__
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Gary Heston uunet!sci34hub!gary or gary@sci34hub.sci.com     Authority? Me??
"I understand the chairman of the Senate Ethics comittee is going to examine
the check-bouncing scandal with a microscope. ...makes sense... If you're
going to look at ethics in Congress, a microscope is what you need." J. Leno


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 *   Clarence Calkins, cak@INEL.GOV      "Outside of a dog, a book is   *
 *   Idaho National Engineering Labs     man's best friend.  Inside of  *
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    Jeff Johnson    | Ultra Network Technologies | voice: (408) 922-0100 x284
  jeffj@ultra.com   |     101 Daggett Drive      |   fax: (408) 433-9287
...ames!ultra!jeffj |    San Jose, CA  95134     |   sex: (900) 976-4825
  The difference between ignorance and apathy:  I don't know and I don't care


// Never learn to do anything. If you don't learn, you will always find
someone else to do it for you // Mark Twain


// I wish T.V. had a knob so you could turn up the intelligence. The one
marked `Brightness' doesn't work //


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    <*,->    The wise prankster knows when to stop...
    [\_/]    But he's rarely having more fun than the rest of us.
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--
My Father Always Believed That                      | The Acquisition
Laughter Is The Best Medicine		            | of Information
I Guess That's Why Several Of Us	            | is an 
Died of Tuberculosis! :-)		            | Advantageous Inquisition!


Hi, I'm a signature worm!  Join in the fun and copy me into yours!
---King Claudius---                                   claudius@zeus.calpoly.edu


*-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-*
  Bill McDonald        | "Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison
  Southwestern Bell    |   ne connait point -- The heart has its
  pbm@rambo.sbc.com    |     reasons that reason cannot understand"


"I've found the cure for the plague of the 20th century and
now I've fallen and can't get up."  
  -- Sean Connery meets Mrs. Miller, in Medicine Man


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|                              The Rink                              |
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| Disclaimer:  It wasn't me!  Alien beings from Andromeda threatened |
| to kill me with their lightsabers if I didn't write this!!!!!!!!!! |
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"Hi... My name is Hobbes.  I'm the product of a malicious 5-year old's
twisted and destructive imagination.  Would YOU like to be my friend?"


--
Stephen King will write your biography.





		[T]he number of protons within the observable universe is
		estimated at about 10^78, and the number of photons, 10^88.
		...These numbers are absurdly large!  Who ordered this
		many protons, anyway?
			--A. Zee, FEARFUL SYMMETRY

Dan'l Danehy-Oakes, Net.Roach
My opinions do NOT represent Pacific Bell,
Professional Development, or anyone else.
But I'm willing to share.




Derek A. Noble                              Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
SuperNode Base Operating System
                                                         
Internet: dnoble@bcarh127.BNR.CA
Voice: (613) 763-3709         ESN: 393-3709         FAX: (613) 763-8864
Surface Mail: Stop 170, PO Box 3511, Station C, Ottawa, Canada, K1Y 4H7

"Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it"
                                          - Philip K. Dick


--
A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front of a
Xerox 1108, trying to edit a complex Klone network via a browser.
Wanting to help, the Hacker clicked one of the nodes in the network
with the mouse, and asked "what do you see?"  Very earnestly, the
Undergraduate replied "I see a cursor."  The Hacker then quickly
pressed the boot toggle at the back of the keyboard, while
simultaneously hitting the Undergraduate over the head with a thick
Interlisp Manual.  The Undergraduate was then Enlightened.
--


                           /~~~) /   / /~~~) /   /     I seek not to know all
"Time is an illusion,     (___/ (___/ /     (___/        the answers, but to 
 lunchtime doubly so."       /                        understand the questions.
    Ford Prefect	(___/ mei172@cch.cov.ac.uk    A new .sig for February!


/===========================================================================\
|John (Francis) Stracke         |My opinions are my own.                    |
|Natl. Science Center Foundation|===========================================|
|Augusta, GA                    |Until you stalk and overrun, you can't     |
|francis@dogwood.atl.ga.us      |  devour anyone.--Hobbes                   |
\===========================================================================/
(Formerly francis@zaphod.uchicago.edu)


				-- Tony 
````````````````````````````````````''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
HA! ...*Pronoun trouble.* It's not, "He doesn't have to shoot *you* now,"
it's, "He doesn't have to shoot *me* now."  
palomb@beagle.colorado.edu


dfrancis@tronsbox.xei.com   ...uunet!tronsbox!dfrancis     GEnie: D.HEFFERNAN1
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"I don't understand why you make such a big deal out of everything...haven't
you learned; if it's not happenning to me it's not important?" -Murphy Brown


Peace out to all in 1992
from the "Walker"
gateswk@craft.camp.clarkson.edu
 If money can't buy happiness why do all dates begin at the cash machine.
   Why ask Why?

CUL8R


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* euaphe@eua.ericsson.se *                   _o_  * "That's the trouble with *
* Peter Henriksson       *  \_o__    __      \|/  *  reality - It's taken    *
* Ellemtel Telecom Labs  *    |     ' '     `--'  *  far too seriously."     *
* Stockholm , SWEDEN     *   /\              |    *  - An Emotional Fish     *
**************************  ' '                   ****************************


         -- no sig neccessary --

                   Aza


\ Mark Phaedrus, Computer Science Major, Univ. of Washington, Seattle, WA \*\
*\ Work: phaedrus@cs.washington.edu        Play: phaedrus@u.washington.edu \*\
\*\ Cute .sig quote still under alpha-testing; planned for release in 1993. \*\
 - Hi!  I'm an anti-virus utility!  Install me in your .signature right away! -


. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
-RJ Mical   (e-mail me at rjmical@ntg.com)                       How's Annie?
"I didn't do it ... I wouldn't refuse to deny that I had dismissed 
    the thought of not doing it, but I didn't do it."   -Joe Frank
"When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my 
    age in a year.  I thought, 'If this keeps up, by time I'm six 
    I'll be ninety.'"   -Steven Wright


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--Sam.         ss1@kepler.unh.edu              Preview of coming attractions:
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