HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 18:32:25 EDT
From: <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: Mr. Horse <-> Mr. Ed
 <1992Sep5.091309.24503@wixer.cactus.org>

In article <1992Sep5.091309.24503@wixer.cactus.org>, trav@wixer.cactus.org
(traveller) says:
>
>In article <ren-020992161502@129.59.101.111> ren@miranda.cc.vanderbilt.edu
>(Three-Fingered Hoek) writes:
>>Anyone else think that Mr. Horse might be inspired by / a tribute to /
>>making fun of Mr. Ed?
>>
>no way, man. in watching one of my tapes just now, we saw the commercial for
>that striped bubble gum, with the horse who ends up looking like a multi-
>colored zebra. and it was OBVIOUSLY mr horse in a previous incarnation.
>
>trav

You get work where you can, I guess.  I think that Mr. Horse has been given
a bad rap as an actor.  However, his fruit-stripe gum ads have been running
for about 15 years (at least), so he has probably been type-cast as a goofy
horse by the industry.

But just listen to the delivery next time!!  "No Sir, ... I didn't like it"
Such inflection, such feeling.  Such ... gene ee us.

He should get an Emmy.  A priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize.
Hans C. Masing | HCM100@PSUVM.psu.edu  | Penn State University MIS Dept |

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is
"God is crying."  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to
tell him is "Probably because of something you did."  - Jack Handey
From: flash@aficom.ocunix.on.ca (elaine naiman)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
Subject: Re: Victor Returns?
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 19:45:53 -0400
Reply-To: flash@aficom.ocunix.on.ca (elaine naiman)
Distribution: world
Organization: AFI Communications - Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

latenite@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Marc) writes:

| Susan Dey already changed her mind once last season.  What's to say
| she won't do it again?  ;)
| 

The fact that she's starring in a sitcom that debuts in a couple of 
weeks.
 
Elaine
Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
From: carterk@cgsvax.claremont.edu
Subject: Where have all the lawyers gone?
Organization: The Claremont Graduate School
Date: 11 Sep 92 02:01:14 PST

I've missed a lot of the last season (my main experience has been Lifetime
reruns, and so I've gotten a lot of background without any frame of reference)
but after the discussion of the Grace/Victor events going on, checked out the
last two weeks on NBC... my question is this:

What happened to Rox and Arnie? At the end of last season, they decided to give
it a shot, and I saw a few episodes where Arnie was really very good about
staying faithful (with some TV woman who wanted to seduce him)... however on
tonight's episode ("Say Goodnight, Gracie") they referred to each other as
"ex-lovers" and Rox got upset about Arnie lying about his HIV test. What
happened to "make a go at it"? Whose idea was the breakup?

Also, unconnectedly, was tonight's episode the season finale? I know they set
up for Tommy leaving (under dubious rationalization) and maybe Zoe (RIP?) but
what happens to the others who are leaving? What happened to Susan Bloom? Also
to Gwen? (I assume Kittredge got booted.) I guess the basic question here is:
Why is everyone leaving (in the show, not in real life)?

Sorry if this goes over common knowledge ground, but I don't trust NBC to show
me what I want in any contextual order.

Thanks!

-----
Douglass Barre -- carterk@cgsvax.claremont.edu
Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
From: fate@eskimo.celestial.com (Craig Stykel)
Subject: Re: Gracies Mum?
Organization: -> ESKIMO NORTH (206) For-Ever <-
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 03:28:51 GMT

jono@kronos.arc.nasa.gov (Jonathon Oliver-Summer 92) writes:
> On last nights episode, Gracie said her mother had been dead for
> 4 years. Did this happen in some old episode? Wasn't Gracie's
> mother at the wedding that Michael interupted in a monkey suit?
> 
>  Jon Oliver
I somewhat remember the wedding, I don't recall seeing Grace's
mother there.
If there was a mother there, it could have being her attended..
Fate
Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
From: williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper)
Subject: Re: Where have all the lawyers gone?
Organization: Univ. of MD, Baltimore County
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 15:27:19 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.020114.1@cgsvax.claremont.edu> carterk@cgsvax.claremont.edu asks questions that I too would like answers to..:
>
>What happened to Rox and Arnie? At the end of last season, they decided to give
>it a shot, and I saw a few episodes where Arnie was really very good about
>staying faithful (with some TV woman who wanted to seduce him)... however on
>tonight's episode ("Say Goodnight, Gracie") they referred to each other as
>"ex-lovers" and Rox got upset about Arnie lying about his HIV test. What
>happened to "make a go at it"? Whose idea was the breakup?
>
>Also, unconnectedly, was tonight's episode the season finale? I know they set
>up for Tommy leaving (under dubious rationalization) and maybe Zoe (RIP?) but
>what happens to the others who are leaving? What happened to Susan Bloom? Also
>to Gwen? (I assume Kittredge got booted.) I guess the basic question here is:
>Why is everyone leaving (in the show, not in real life)?
>
  Also, what about Amanda Donohoe? (sp??)  I understand she is leaving the show
  as well.  Have they wound up the relationship between her and the blind 
  lawyer that I saw on last week (i thought) episode?  I didn't see her at all
  on tonight's episode.  Why is she leaving?  And, does anyone know what Abby
  has been doing since she left the show?  ( I don't remember her real-life 
  name-do you?)
From: dpotts@sw.stratus.com (David Potts)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
Subject: Re: C.J.'s new boyfriend
Date: 9 Sep 92 13:44:20 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc.

David Rausch.  Did indeed play the lead in Sledge Hammer.  Isn't blind, but does
a good acting job.
From: amy@vineland.pubs.stratus.com (Amy McNulty)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
Subject: Re: WHEN DOES THE NEW SEASON START???
Date: 8 Sep 92 15:02:47 GMT


October 29th. (Seems like it gets later every year....)

______________________________________________________________
amy_mcnulty@vos.stratus.com  OR  amy@vineland.pubs.stratus.com
Amy McNulty -- Stratus Computer, Marlboro, MA
Stratus pays me to write, but not to write this!
Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
From: jefrank@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Jason E Frank)
Subject: Re: Victor Returns?
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 14:32:08 GMT

In article <1992Sep10.022453.18000@mintaka.lcs.mit.edu> latenite@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Marc) writes:
>Susan Dey already changed her mind once last season.  What's to say
>she won't do it again?  ;)

The fact that she has her own comedy series, Love and War, this fall.
--j.e.f.


Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
From: kudra@hubcap.clemson.edu (sallie j kudra)
Subject: Re: Where have all the lawyers gone?
Organization: Clemson University
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 16:26:46 GMT


The actress who played Abby is Michele Greene.

Sallie

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From: beuf@wpi.WPI.EDU (Richard J Fuller)
Subject: WHEN DOES THE NEW SEASON START???
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 12:14:18 GMT


I do believe the title speaks for itself.............
From: frey@alfheim.actrix.gen.nz (Bruce Clement)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
Subject: Re: C.J.'s new boyfriend
Distribution: world
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 92 07:16:55 GMT
Organization: Private System

mjlin@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes in article <1992Sep8.210219.8751@vax.oxford.ac.uk>:

David Jason or Jansen, well anyway something like that. 

He's the same actor who used to play the title role in Sledge Hammer.

--
Bruce Clement    (frey@alfheim.actrix.gen.nz  SNEWS/2,  UUPC 1.11q)
Organization: Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
Date: Wed,  9 Sep 1992 12:44:49 -0400 
From: Jeremy Matthew Toeman <jt3h+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: C.J.'s new boyfriend

David Rasche. He was Sledgehammer on the show of the same name. And he is
not blind, but his acting seems to have improved significantly. I like him.

---

Jeremy Toeman
412-268-4199     (anytime)



                 " Scobell --  We're not 'Schlag!! "

















The message ended a while ago, this is just my signature. Have a nice day!
From: flash@aficom.ocunix.on.ca (elaine naiman)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
Subject: Re: C.J.'s new boyfriend
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 92 09:44:50 -0400
Reply-To: flash@aficom.ocunix.on.ca (elaine naiman)
Distribution: world
Organization: AFI Communications - Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

| I just wonder who the actor playing the blind lawyer is??  Is he really blind
| Anyway, he is a good actor.
| 
His name is David Rasche (or something like that).  He played 
"Sledgehammer" and Sharon Gless' ex-husband on "The Trials of Rosie 
O'Neill".  He's not blind...But as Amanda Donahoe isn't returning to 
the show this season, this story line won't be continued.
 
Elaine
Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
From: beuf@wpi.WPI.EDU (Richard J Fuller)
Subject: latino returns
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 12:44:56 GMT



That episode is the 2nd to last from last season.....
You will either have to see it tonight(I assume you meant
the lifetime reruns) or wait and hope that someone can post 
a summary.. But I will wait to let you see the episode tonight 
and if you can't then I will post a summary.... The season closer from
last year was a rather dull one as far as they go... Not much compared to the
'psyco' killer and her murderous son .......

oh well until later......


(I have the entire La-Law series on Video Tape) SO I guess I have the ultimate
first hand source for any la-law questions.......   The only problem would
be searching trough someday......


leter,....
Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
From: tmartin@nyx.cs.du.edu (Thomas Martin)
Subject: Re: Victor Returns?
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 92 00:17:31 GMT

>last year's explanations of her return.  Did they even offer an explanation
>for Abby's departure?)  Personally I say good riddance to Gracie, they didn't 
>do much with her character last season anyway.  

	There was a reference in an early episode that Abby found a
better job (more money) with another firm.

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From: latenite@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Marc)
Subject: Re: Victor Returns?
Organization: /etc/organization
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 02:24:53 GMT

Susan Dey already changed her mind once last season.  What's to say
she won't do it again?  ;)
From: dpotts@sw.stratus.com (David Potts)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
Subject: Re: Victor Returns?
Date: 9 Sep 92 13:43:39 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc.

Nope.  Vistor just returned for the last episode of last season, where he
reconciled with Grace, and they rode off into the sunset together.
Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
From: nolan@tssi.com (Michael Nolan)
Subject: Re: Victor Returns?
Reply-To: nolan@tssi.com
Organization: Tailored Software Services, Inc.
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 20:00:56 GMT

flower@nd.edu (Jody Flower) writes:

>During last week's show, the psychic told Grace that the Latino is coming 
>back.  Has anyone heard anything about this?  Since Susan Dey is not 
>returning to LA Law next season, does this mean Jimmy Smitt's returning 
>and she's taking off this time?

Naw, it just hints about the apparent reconciliation between Victor and
Grace that occurred in the season finale.  This sort of gives them an
explanation for Grace's departure again next year.  (Not that the net bought
last year's explanations of her return.  Did they even offer an explanation
for Abby's departure?)  Personally I say good riddance to Gracie, they didn't 
do much with her character last season anyway.  

In fact, except for Susan Bloom, who is apparently also departing, last season 
was pretty much of a 'vast wasteland'.  Newton Minnow, where are you when we 
need you?

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Rosalind Shays!
---
Michael Nolan, nolan@tssi.com      "Freedom of the press is still alive in    
Tailored Software Services, Inc.    America, at the U. S. Mint"  (Gallagher)   
Lincoln, Nebraska (402) 423-1490
From: dpotts@sw.stratus.com (David Potts)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
Subject: Re: Victor Returns?
Date: 10 Sep 92 14:27:25 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc.

Perhaps the fact that she will star, along with Jay Thomas, in a sitcom on CBS
is enough to keep her away from LA Law.
From: mjlin@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
Subject: C.J.'s new boyfriend
Date: 8 Sep 92 20:02:19 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

Hello!

I just wonder who the actor playing the blind lawyer is??  Is he really blind?
Anyway, he is a good actor.

M.-J.
Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
From: flower@nd.edu (Jody Flower)
Subject: Victor Returns?
Organization: University of Notre Dame
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 20:30:06 GMT


During last week's show, the psychic told Grace that the Latino is coming 
back.  Has anyone heard anything about this?  Since Susan Dey is not 
returning to LA Law next season, does this mean Jimmy Smitt's returning 
and she's taking off this time?
From: KERRIGAN@MAINE.MAINE.EDU (Jean Kerrigan)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.la-law
Subject: Re: Victor Returns?
Date: 9 Sep 92 13:09:09 GMT
Organization: University of Maine System

SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE WATCHING A RE RUN OF LAST SEASON...I WON'T SPOIL IT FOR YO
U, BUT IT IS TRUE SUSAN DEY IS NOT RETURNING THIS UPCOMING SEASON...ENJOY WHAT
THE PSYCHIC TELLS GRACIE AND THE RESULTS!
From: ECZ5BXW@MVS.OAC.UCLA.EDU (Brian Warling)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy
Subject: Re: Spinoff
Date: 7 Sep 92 17:04:02 GMT
Reply-To: ecz5bxw@mvs.oac.ucla.edu

In article <chameleo.07hp@amiganet.chi.il.us>, on 7 Sep 92 00:27:39 GMT,
chameleo@amiganet.chi.il.us (Nick Molinari) writes:

>
>Any news about itchy n scratchy the movie???
>
I've heard that one of the upcoming episodes this coming season is
entitled, "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie."
---

Brian Warling
UCLA Biomedical Library
ecz5bxw@mvs.oac.ucla.edu
From: jlinder@Bonnie.ICS.UCI.EDU (Darrow Linder)
Subject: Re: Something I saw...
In-reply-to: Your message of Thu, 10 Sep 92 23:55:20 -0400.
             <1dr-SX_@engin.umich.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy
Date: 11 Sep 92 05:15:15 GMT

>I swear it's a dildo!
>a DILDO on the Simpsons!!!!
>Check it out for yourselves..

You saw that too?  That is what I thought it was too!  Could just be my
perverted mind but then again!  I know one of the artists for the Simpons.
He live down the street from me.  I'll give him a buzz and find out EXACTLY!!

-D
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy
From: markb@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Mark Brodsky)
Subject: Re: I didn't do it
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 15:33:26 GMT

In article <92Sep11.060749.33859@acs.ucalgary.ca> scollnik@acs.ucalgary.ca (David Peter Michael Scollnik) writes:
>In article <BALDWIN.92Sep9102559@csservera.scs.usna.navy.mil> 
>baldwin@csservera.scs.usna.navy.mil (J.D. Baldwin) writes:
>>Jim Dyer ("Annoying Republicans since 1960") writes:
>>>=-= Get it right!
>>>
>>>    Lemonade?
>>>    Please.
>>>    I made it just for you!
>>>    You are my best friend.
>>>    (Later)
>>>    That's mighty fine lemonade, Scratchy.
>>>    Oh, Itchy!
>>
>>Change your .sig to "Annoying Republicans since 1960 and Itchy &
>>Scratchy fans since 1992," Jim.  The quote is:
>>
>>     Itchy: Lemonade?
>>   [3-second pause]
>>     Scratchy: Please.
>>     Itchy: I made it just for you.
>>     Scratchy: You are my best friend.
>>   [after dialogue in Simpsons' living room]
>>     Itchy: Mm, this really hits the spot.
>>     Scratchy: Doesn't it, though.
>>     Itchy: You make really good lemonade, Scratchy.
>>     Scratchy: [embarrassed] Oh, thank you, Itchy.
>>   [superimpose a heart with `The End' on it]
>>--
> 
>  Well, according to the posted correction above, Itchy 
>  MADE the lemonade, but then he thanks Scratchy for having 
>  MADE the lemonade instead ... Which is it ?? I'm SO confused. 
>  
>
>-- 
>David P.M. Scollnik 
>Department of Mathematics and Statistics            MS 590 
>University of Calgary                       (403) 220 7677
>scollnik@acs.ucalgary.ca


For g-d's sake. You would think we were debating the text of Shakespeare.
Just watch the shows...they're not two dificult to understand.
From: baldwin@csservera.scs.usna.navy.mil (J.D. Baldwin)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy
Subject: Re: I didn't do it
Date: 9 Sep 92 14:25:59 GMT
Organization: Comp. Sci. Dep't., U.S. Naval Academy, Annapolis, MD
In-reply-to: jym@remarque.berkeley.edu's message of 9 Sep 92 01:09:31 GMT

Jim Dyer ("Annoying Republicans since 1960") writes:
>=-= Get it right!
>
>    Lemonade?
>    Please.
>    I made it just for you!
>    You are my best friend.
>    (Later)
>    That's mighty fine lemonade, Scratchy.
>    Oh, Itchy!

Change your .sig to "Annoying Republicans since 1960 and Itchy &
Scratchy fans since 1992," Jim.  The quote is:

     Itchy: Lemonade?
   [3-second pause]
     Scratchy: Please.
     Itchy: I made it just for you.
     Scratchy: You are my best friend.
   [after dialogue in Simpsons' living room]
     Itchy: Mm, this really hits the spot.
     Scratchy: Doesn't it, though.
     Itchy: You make really good lemonade, Scratchy.
     Scratchy: [embarrassed] Oh, thank you, Itchy.
   [superimpose a heart with `The End' on it]
--
 From the catapult of:              |+| "If anyone disagrees with anything I
   _,_  J. D. Baldwin, Comp Sci Dept|+| say, I am quite prepared not only to
 _|70|___:::)=}-  U.S. Naval Academy|+| retract it, but also to deny under
 \      /   baldwin@usna.navy.mil   |+| oath that I ever said it." --T. Lehrer
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From: cdt@sw.stratus.com (C. D. Tavares)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy
Subject: Re: Something I saw...
Date: 14 Sep 92 21:50:14 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc.

In article <14801.716188505@bonnie.ics.uci.edu>, jlinder@Bonnie.ICS.UCI.EDU (Darrow Linder) writes:
> >I swear it's a dildo!
> >a DILDO on the Simpsons!!!!
> >Check it out for yourselves..
> 
> You saw that too?  That is what I thought it was too!  Could just be my
> perverted mind but then again!  I know one of the artists for the Simpons.
> He live down the street from me.  I'll give him a buzz and find out EXACTLY!!

It's a salt/pepper shaker, you perverts.  :-)
-- 

cdt@pdp.sw.stratus.com      --If you believe that I speak for my company,
OR cdt@vos.stratus.com        write today for my special Investors' Packet...
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From: mxc1059@usl.edu (Carroll Matthew)
Subject: test
Organization: University of Southwestern Louisiana
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 15:08:02 GMT

                           EXAMINATION SCHEDULE
                                    FOR
                               SUMMER, 1992

               Time of Final Exam                              Time of Classes
        Day                  Exam Scheduled                  for which Scheduled

Thursday, July 30          7:30 am - 10:00 am                   9:00 -  9:50
			  10:15 am - 12:45 pm                  11:00 - 11:50
			   1:30 pm -  4:00 pm			1:00 -  1:50
			   4:15 pm -  6:45 pm			2:00 -  2:50

Friday, July 31		   7:30 am - 10:00 am			8:00 - 8:50
			  10:15 am - 12:45 pm		       10:00 = 10:50
			   1:30 pm -  4:00 pm		       12:00 - 12:50
From: Jsr@Xyzzy.equinox.gen.nz (J S Russell)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy
Subject: GIFS
Date: 4 Sep 92 06:35:36 GMT
Organization: Alternative Micro Systems Ltd
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

Does anyone out there have any gifs of our favourite TV stars? I'd quite
like to get gifs of both Itchy and Scratchy, if possible...

--
                          jsr@xyzzy.equinox.gen.nz

 opinions blah employer blah virus blah copy blah ST-TNG quote blah blah blah.
From: chameleo@amiganet.chi.il.us (Nick Molinari)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy
Subject: Spinoff
Date: 7 Sep 92 00:27:39 GMT
Organization: Amiga Network Information Systems

Any news about itchy n scratchy the movie???

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
WHY DON'T YOU KEEP YOUR STINKINESS TO YOURSELF?????
R.H.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
From: baldwin@csservera.scs.usna.navy.mil (J.D. Baldwin)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy
Subject: Re: I didn't do it
Date: 11 Sep 92 18:18:26 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Comp. Sci. Dep't., U.S. Naval Academy, Annapolis, MD
In-reply-to: scollnik@acs.ucalgary.ca's message of 11 Sep 92 06:07:49 GMT

>  Well, according to the posted correction above, Itchy 
>  MADE the lemonade, but then he thanks Scratchy for having 
>  MADE the lemonade instead ... Which is it ?? I'm SO confused. 

Yes, I get mail about this periodically.  Here's the explanation from
the Itchy and Scratchy episode guide:

Mike Peercy (peercy@bach.crhc.uiuc.edu) notes:

>In the first part, Itchy made the lemonade, and in the second Scratchy did.
>Looking at the picture, the handle faces Scratchy, so in my writing of the
>dialogue, I swapped Scratchy and Itchy in the first part.  Don't know if this
>is right, but it makes more sense.

He's right, folks.  Did Raymond Chen get it wrong, or is this a
previously-unknown continuity error?  Raymond admits he might have missed
something here, but I'll leave it this way until a) it airs again, or b)
someone reviews his tape and checks.
--
 From the catapult of:              |+| "If anyone disagrees with anything I
   _,_  J. D. Baldwin, Comp Sci Dept|+| say, I am quite prepared not only to
 _|70|___:::)=}-  U.S. Naval Academy|+| retract it, but also to deny under
 \      /   baldwin@usna.navy.mil   |+| oath that I ever said it." --T. Lehrer
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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From: scollnik@acs.ucalgary.ca (David Peter Michael Scollnik)
Subject: Re: I didn't do it
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 92 06:07:49 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

In article <BALDWIN.92Sep9102559@csservera.scs.usna.navy.mil> 
baldwin@csservera.scs.usna.navy.mil (J.D. Baldwin) writes:
>Jim Dyer ("Annoying Republicans since 1960") writes:
>>=-= Get it right!
>>
>>    Lemonade?
>>    Please.
>>    I made it just for you!
>>    You are my best friend.
>>    (Later)
>>    That's mighty fine lemonade, Scratchy.
>>    Oh, Itchy!
>
>Change your .sig to "Annoying Republicans since 1960 and Itchy &
>Scratchy fans since 1992," Jim.  The quote is:
>
>     Itchy: Lemonade?
>   [3-second pause]
>     Scratchy: Please.
>     Itchy: I made it just for you.
>     Scratchy: You are my best friend.
>   [after dialogue in Simpsons' living room]
>     Itchy: Mm, this really hits the spot.
>     Scratchy: Doesn't it, though.
>     Itchy: You make really good lemonade, Scratchy.
>     Scratchy: [embarrassed] Oh, thank you, Itchy.
>   [superimpose a heart with `The End' on it]
>--
 
  Well, according to the posted correction above, Itchy 
  MADE the lemonade, but then he thanks Scratchy for having 
  MADE the lemonade instead ... Which is it ?? I'm SO confused. 
  

-- 
David P.M. Scollnik 
Department of Mathematics and Statistics            MS 590 
University of Calgary                       (403) 220 7677
scollnik@acs.ucalgary.ca
From: cab@col.hp.com (Chris Best)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: what was that gold and treasure in the walls??
Date: 11 Sep 92 22:03:53 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: your service

Okay, I'll join in.

In the episode where Bart falls down the well, in the scene
where everyone is helping tunnel down alongside the well
to save him, they pan past lots of things that are BARELY
missed by the digging.  Among them: a spaceship with the
skeleton of a one-eyed creature (like from the first
Halloween special).  I think a chest of buried treasure,
too.  There was more, but I forget.  Someone?
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