From: alizard@pil
Newsgroups: alt.pagan
Subject: That Real Old Time Religion (3 of 4)
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 92 01:19:40 PST


  "That Real Old-Time Religion:" Extra Verses

There are people into voodoo        There are followers of Conan.
Africa has raised a hoodoo          And you'll never hear 'em groaning
Just one little doll will do you    Followed Crom up to his throne(in)
And it's good enough for me.        And it's good enough for me

We all worship Aphrodite,             Now watch out for the Maya's,
and Her sister bold Astarte,          They might really try to fry ya,
They both throw a pretty good party,  Sacrifice people not papaya's,
And that's just fine with me!         Just as long as its not me!

Let us praise the Holy Fool           Don't neglect that shrine of Zeus'
For he's breaking all the rules       Tho he's lost his vital juices
Holds you up to ridicule,             The old boy still has his uses
And that's good enough for me!        And he's good enough for me!

There's one thing that I do know      No one wrote a verse for Buddah
Zeus' favorite is Juno                Tho I think they really coulda
She's the best at doing..you know!    And I really think they shoulda
And that's good enough for me!        'Cause he's good enough for me!

Tho J.C.'s into fish, too,            Anytime that I start hearin'
He's an avatar of Vishnu              "Jesus loves you" I start leerin'
So he is welcome here, too,           Maybe so, but not like Brian
And that's good enough for me!        Which is good enough for me!

All the Gods tore into Loki           If you're really into dancing
Saying Deicide is hokey!              And you wanna try some trancing
And they threw him in the pokey!      Then the Voodoo gods are prancing
And that's good enough for me!        And that's good enough for me!

If you wanna worship Odin             Good old Thor's the god of thunder
You don't have to have a coat on      Really helps us get our plunder
Grab a sword and slap some woad on    Tho his head's still truly dunder
And that's good enough for me!        He is good enough for me!

I don't really go for Shinto          And for those who follow Cthulhu
It's just something I'm not into      We have really got a lulu:
Tho I guess I could begin to          Drop a bomb on Honolulu!
'Cause it's good enough for me!       'Cause that's good enough for you!

Well it's good enough for H*****      Let's all drink to Dionysus
He's a mighty kinky master            Wine and women beyond prices!
When you pray he goes much faster     He made a Maenad out of my Sis!
And that's good enough for me!        And that's good enough for me!

Let us dance with Dionysus            The late return of the Prophet Zarquon
And get drunk on wine and spices      Caused his followers to hearken
The Christians call them "vices"      As the Universe went dark on
But they're good enough for me!       All of you and me!

Let us note the might of Ils          We'll invoke the blessed Camber
With a thousand or more quills        And the Unicorn of Amber
By the light that from him spills     And the wizard Deliamber
He is good enough for me!             They're good enough for me!

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"That Real Old-Time Religion:" Extra Verses

When we worship Bacchus           We will venerate old Bacchus
The ethanol will sock us          Drinking beer and eating tacos
We'll all get good and raucous    Til you've tried it please don't knock us
And that's good enough for me!    'Cause it's good enough for me!

When you worship Rusto             Warriors for Allah
Treat your friends with lust-o     Are sure to have a gala
Pursue youyr faith with gusto!     Time in old Valhalla
And that's good enough for me!     And that's good enough for me!

They revered ancient ENIAC          In the halls of Frey and Freyja
And sacrificed to UNIVAC            All the priestesses will lay ya
Now we sing our chants on VAX pack  If you're good enough, they'll pay ya!
And that's good enough for me!      And that's good enough for me!

It was good enough for Cupid        Let us worship sweet Eninni
It was good enough for Cupid        Let us worship sweet Eninni
His wings look kind of stupid       In a skimpy string bikini
But that's good enough for me!      And that's good enough for me!

In Pwyll's hall you will be welcome    Well Dimuzi's on vacation
But he's not at home too often         He'll be back when spring awakens
Spends all his time in Annwyfn         There will be such recreaction
And that's good enough for me!         There will be enough for me!

In his dancing Pan will lead them       Pan's pipes got plugged last summer
When his pipes call we will heed them   And it really was a bummer
In truth tho, he don't need them        Finally had to call a plumber!
He's more than enough for me!           But he's good enough for me!

We will venerate old Hermes            We will worship now with vigor
With his staff entwined with wormies   The goddess known as Frigga
Warding off the nasty germies          Tho there are some who don't dig her
And that's good enough for me!         She is good enough for me!

I pray to Ahura-Mazda                  Let us all now worship Ra
He's one god who sure won't pause ta   And take care of our Ka
Pound some heads when given cause ta   We'll all sit round and go "Ah-h-h!"
Which is good enough for me!           Which is good enough for me!

We will all do praise to Horus       Here's an invitation for us
In an old Egyptian chorus            All to go and worship Horus
If there's something in it for us    Doff your clothes and join the chorus
Then it's good enough for me!        And that's good enough for me!

As the goddess Kali dances           Oh the ancient goddess Nerthus
With her worshippers in trances      From herself the Earth did birth us
You can learn some Hindu stances     And I wonder: are we worth us?
And that's good enough for me!       But she's good enough for me!

It was good enough for Venus           We will sing our staves to Venus
She'd have sighed if she'd of seen us  We will sing our staves to Venus
Letting morals come between us         Tho I think this rhyme is henious
And she's good enough for me!          But it's good enough for me!

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"That Real Old-Time Religion:" Extra Verses

Let us call an Elemental        We will all bow down to Gozer
For a temporary rental          Priestess did it with that Joser
Just as long as it is gentle    Cross the streams, and there she goes, sir!
It is good enough for me!       And that's good enough for me!

We will worship with Poseidon             In matters Dianetic
We will meet him when the tide's in       You need not get frenetic
All the maidens he will ride in           Make your Engrams copacetic
Then he'll give 'em all to me!            And that's good enough for me!

All the hunters start convergin'      And to help things get real racous
When Diana is emergin'                The priests of Pan and Bacchus
It's too bad she's still a virgin     Will hold a f***ing contest!
But there's still hope left for me!   And that's all right with me!

We will got to worship Lillith          If you get too tired
Grab your cup, step up and fill it      And you need to get up higher
Tho 'ware she don't make you spill it!  Just have Pele light your fire!
And that's good eonough for me!         From her island in the sea!

Quetzacoatl's flyin'                  Drink to FUFLUNS he's just fine
With the Toltec and the Mayan         The Etruscan god of wine
And the mushrooms he's been buyin'    This verse doesn't really rhyme
Are good enough for me!               But it's good enough for me!

We will worship Christian Jesus       You can keep your saints with halos,
And do just like John Paul pleases    Your hosannas or dayenus:
That we will... when Hades freezes!   Let's throw virgins in volcanos!
And that's good enough for me!        And that's good enough for me!

Let's go worship Great Cthulhu,       In Japan they thought it neato
And run naked like a Zulu,            When they worshipped Hirohito
You and me and Mr. Sulu,              But that didn't sit with SEATO
And that's good enough for me!        So it never more will be!

I can't rhyme Ahura Mazda,              We will all bow down to Venus
And I'll praise the man who tries ta,   As we dance upon Mt Zenos
Then I'll wait for Barak Raz ta,        We will worship with our....voice
And that's good enough for me!          And that's good enough for me!

Oh, the dollar is our Saviour        And when old Quetzacoatl
If we spend Her or we save Her       Found a virgin he could throttle
She controls all our behaviour       And put her heart into a bottle
There's not enough for me!           It was good enough for me!

There are those who worship science     I'll go get my golden sickle
And some would send 'em to the Lions    And I'll wear it where it tickles
But without 'em we'd have no appliance  It ain't used for cuttin' pickles!
So they're good enough for me!          And it's good enough for me!

In the church of Aphrodite                 John, Paul, George and Ringo
The Priestess wears a see through nightie  We will worship playing Bingo
She's a mighty righteous sightie,          We will listen to them sing-o
And she's good enough for me!              And that's good enough for me!

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