HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: larry@elvisxlnt.com (Larry Pollack)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: JDQ's Backroom Antics
Date: 14 Aug 92 01:03:34 GMT
Reply-To: larry@xlnt.com
Organization: XLNT Designs, Inc.

It seems like Bush has been outshining JDQ lately. I'd like to pose
a question about Our Boy's influence in Washington and beyond.

Recently (over the past several weeks), I have seen in the newspapers
and heard on the radio that JDQ has been heading up committees and
work groups to help "streamline" government. One of these groups
consists of JDQ and business leaders working to remove and reduce
government's negative impact on America's competitiveness. Apparently,
this group has been somewhat effective at guiding businesses around
laws and regulations and imposing its own barriers to laws and
regulations being enacted, like those of the EPA. Another of JDQ's pet
projects is to reduce lawyers' influence/numbers in the U.S.

What is the scoop on JDQ's activities?

How effective has he been?

Most of these activities have been going on in Washington's backrooms
over the past several years. Some of the sources I have heard claim
that JDQ is quite adept at this sort of politics. It scares me to
think that a man who comes off as such buffoon in public is making
policy out of the public's eye; and policy that appears to be contrary
tp the public's (or at least its representative government's) desires.

-Larry.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: glass@adcalc.fnal.gov (Michael Glass)
Subject: Re: Marilyn's Speech?
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-a4  
Reply-To: glass@adcalc.fnal.gov
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory
Distribution:  world
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 02:22:42 GMT

     In article <1992Aug20.204317.346@odin.corp.sgi.com>, Lana Mountford
(lana@magenta.corp.sgi.com) summarized parts of M. Q.'s speech to the
Republican convention.

     I, too, listened with with my mouth hanging open.  I am grateful
for the published synopsis.

     What struck me is that M. Q. is fighting the 1972, or perhaps even
1968, presidential campaign.  I'm glad you caught the comment about not
everyone in her generation taking drugs, dodging the draft, or screwing
promiscuously (translated into a remark on fidelity).  Clearly M. Q. was
part of the Silent Majority.

     Her _repeated_ use of "liberate," as in she doesn't want to be
"liberated" from those special satisfactions that only a woman who is
raising children can have, was a masterful reference to that ancient
term "womens' libbers."  "Womens' libbers" were a circa 1970 bugaboo;
today it's "radical feminists" that we frighten our children with.

     I wonder, do you think M. Q. can say "nattering nabobs of
negativism?"

-- Michael Glass
   glass@adcalc.fnal.gov
From: eck@panix.com (Mark Eckenwiler)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Marilyn's Speech?
Date: 22 Aug 92 05:16:27 GMT
Organization: Superseding Information, Inc.

In <1992Aug21.180844.245@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, bsc7@po.CWRU.Edu sez:
>In a previous article, danwell@IASTATE.EDU (Daniel A Ashlock) says:
>>In article <SES.92Aug21074710@cmns-sun.think.com>, ses@cmns-sun.think.com (Simon
>>Edward Spero) writes:
>>> In article <1992Aug21.044036.1475@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> bsc7@po.CWRU.Edu
>>(Bradley S. Corsello) writes:
>>>    Maybe he's referring to Quayl's Vietname adventures.  They made a movie
>>>    about them, you know:  "Thirty Seconds over Indianapolis".

>>> No, no, no- you're thinking of "Full dinner jacket".

>>   I thought it was "Buffoon"?

>No, I was wrong - it was called "Good Moron, Vietnam!"

You're all wrong.  It's "A Putt Lips Out Now".
:-P

-- 
		  I want to be the infotainment president.

	   Mark Eckenwiler    eck@panix.com     ...!cmcl2!panix!eck
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: alexo+@cs.cmu.edu (Alex Orenshteyn)
Subject: DQ strikes again.
Organization: School of Computer Science, Carnegie Mellon
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 02:52:47 GMT


	"We are doing the right thing and we do not see the bad things"
DQ.
From: hjjcl@usho77.hou281.chevron.com (J.J.Clyde)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Dan Quayle
Date: 17 Aug 92 21:22:34 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Chevron

In article <OSA.92Aug15141622@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Oktay S. Ahiska) writes:
>"Rob" == Rob Dobson <rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU> writes:
>
>Rob> DAN QUAYLE IS THE ANTI-ELVIS!!!
>
>I thought Michael J. Fox was the Anti-Elvis...
>

You're both wrong!  Everyone knows its Conway Twitty.  He's been slowly
sucking the life outta 'the king' since the fifties.

Face it.  Elvis just couldn't hang with the likes of "Louisiana
Woman/Mississippi Man."


athank-ya-suh-much.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: erics@sco.COM (eric smith)
Subject: Re: Takes a licking, keeps on ticking ...
Organization: The Santa Cruz Operation, Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 10 Aug 1992 19:02:21 GMT


glass@devl.fnal.gov (Michael Glass) writes:

>Liberals, such as myself, have difficulty listening to such language
>from our president.  We listen to the first few sentences of the
>press conference--the relevant bit is never longer--and we switch it
>off as soon as the Democrat-bashing starts.  It's not the _content_
>which is so irritating, it's that the man who holds the office of
>President of the United States of America sees himself instead as
>president of only one-half of the country, leading an us-and-them
>battle against the other half. 

I think you've hit on the key to George Bush here. Listen to him on any
subject at any time and it's clear that the man regards every situation
as a battle and every issue as a battleground. He has no concept of a
"win-win" situation. He has no clue that he has a responsibility to the
entire country. He believes that every situation is one in which
someone's ass must get kicked. To me, this is attitude is incredible for
any person over the age of nine, let alone the President of the U.S.

-----
Eric Smith     erics@sco.com     erics@infoserv.com     CI$: 70262,3610

DQ: "... I know who they are, they know who they are,
     the American People [God Bless 'em!] know who they are."

Robin McNeil: "Yes, Mr. Vice President, but who are they, exactly?"

DQ: "Well, they know who they are, and the American People know who they are."

     - Dan Quayle, on the "cultural elite"

Xref: sparky alt.fan.dan-quayle:2750 alt.conspiracy:10173
From: michael@paul.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.conspiracy
Subject: Re: Old-Time Religion (was:Deficits)
Date: 20 Aug 92 19:54:45 GMT
	<oqkm5pc@twilight.wpd.sgi.com>
Followup-To: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Organization: Boston University
In-reply-to: coolidge@speaker.wpd.sgi.com's message of 20 Aug 92 18:06:03 GMT

In article <oqkm5pc@twilight.wpd.sgi.com> coolidge@speaker.wpd.sgi.com (Don Coolidge) writes:
   In article <1992Aug19.203724.25397@nmsu.edu>, epowers@kirk.NMSU.Edu (POWERS) writes:

  =|>  Yet again, we have the choice between two evils.  Sigh.

[ a day's worth of idling unfortunately deleted ]  

  ="Why Settle For The Lesser Evil? Chthulhu For President!" 

$4billion question: Has anybody checked Danoe for webbed feet yet?  
-----------------------------------------------------------------
(Danoe=Dhole?, ex-V.P.Nancy using astrologers, the Pentagon build-up..?)

Chaplin.
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.fan.bush
From: alexo+@cs.cmu.edu (Alex Orenshteyn)
Subject: Bush to English phrase dictionary.
Organization: School of Computer Science, Carnegie Mellon
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 01:23:20 GMT

	Note from the editor: This dictionary is designed to be used
by republicans, democrats, atheists and for that matter all other
Americans and foreigners who find George Bush's hand movements confusing
and his speech totally and utterly baffling.

Mr. Bush, if your granddaughter wants an abortion, can she have it?
A: Well, I will be unhappy and all that jazz about fetuses but I will
support her.
Translation: My family can afford to fly her to Norway, if need be, so
anti-abortion laws will have no effect on us.

Mr. Bush, you seem to have no domestic agenda, do you intend to do anything?
A: We have been doing much better lately.
Translation: I have taken the leash off Jack Kemp.

Mr. Bush, why do you think you deserve to be President?
A: I went to Yale and got better grades than Quayle.
Translation: I personally know and love Li Pong and my old friend Deng and
only 80% of conservatives hate me.



Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: dks@athena.mit.edu (dks)
Subject: Re: For True Republicans ... Quayle/Ford in '96!
Organization: MIT, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA.
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 04:34:32 GMT

In article <1992Aug17.212406.24982@ima.isc.com>,
karl@ima.isc.com (Karl Heuer) writes:
>In article <1992Aug14.043701.16464@athena.mit.edu>,
>dks@athena.mit.edu (dks) writes:
>>Not a serious flaw?  Answer me this: is there *anything* Dannikins could
>>say to convince you that he *is* seriously flawed?
>
>Didn't I already say this?


Well, you said a lot of things, Karl.  Including:

  > Now, in some more interesting quotes, he's demonstrated
  > some ignorance about Dubcek, Buzz Lukens, DDT, Florida crops,
  > Mars, medical procedures, and spelling (and probably others that
  > I didn't catch while skimming the Quayle Quotes File just now).
* > This in itself is not a serious flaw -- I wouldn't have been able
  > to get half of that right myself -- but I like to think that,
  > if I were in his shoes, I would know enough to either pay somebody
  > to do some research for me, or else keep quiet.

And THAT is why I asked you whether there *anything* Dannikins could
say to convince you that he *is* seriously flawed?

I wasn't ignoring what you had said; indeed, I was addressing it directly.


>Let me make it explicit.  You don't need to
>convince me: I already believe Dan Quayle is unqualified to be either
>President or Vice-President of the United States.

OK.  I welcome you back to the Land of the Sane -- or at least back
to my land -- but you still haven't answered my question.

Don't worry about it, though: I'd rather move on to something else.


Cheers!
Dhanesh

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (QUOTE OF THE YEAR)
Subject: Quotes
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: A peek into the mind...
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 13 Aug 92 22:41:16 GMT

	I pray that someone is collecting these quotes from
Dannikins and King George. If someone is, could they post (or send them
to me) them?

Thanks in advance.

Garrett@Ingres.com  

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: dianem@boi.hp.com (Diane Mathews)
Subject: Re: Responses to Bush Massage at Convention
Organization: Hewlett-Packard
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 17:28:21 GMT

>|> 14)  Bush will give taxpayers a check box to dedicate income tax
>|>      to the national debt.
>
>these check box funds would be in addition to your regular taxes, no?
>i'm a mighty generous guy, but i'm not going to chunk in an extra
>$15k.  don't know anyone who will.  and this is bush's "new idea"!

I think that he said that we could put 10% of the tax dollars that we
were paying toward the debt.  If we did so then he would cut that dollar
amount from spending.  (A double-your-dollar-deal!)  But if he takes
that dollar amount away from social security (which supposedly will be
there when I get old, thank you Reagan!), or welfare spending, or
college education loans, etc then I will be upset.  If he's going to
cut spending on account of my checked box, then I want to be able to
tell him where to cut that spening.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton,alt.politics.election
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Subject: The Dan-ster, looking forward.
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 00:19:30 GMT

Does this count as an alt.fan.dan-quayle posting?

Found in today's NYT:

No Comment Yet On Strategy for '94

The Vice President promised today that there would be "a new Dan
Quayle in 1992."  But it looked a lot like the old Dan Quayle from
here.

Asked by Bernard Shaw of CNN if a Bush-Quayle victory this year would
make him the heir apparent in 1996, the Vice President answered:

	"Let us get through this week.  Let us get through the debate
	 or debates.  Let us see George Bush re-elected this November.
	 And then we'll talk about 1994."

Perhaps Jack F. Kemp, James A. Baker 3rd, William J. Bennett and
Patrick J. Buchanan won't be running that year.

--
But this is.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: erics@sco.COM (eric smith)
Subject: Re: Quayle for President
Organization: The Santa Cruz Operation, Inc.
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 17:18:54 GMT


jdooley@maemaster.eng.uci.edu (John R. Dooley) writes:

>eck@panix.com (Mark Eckenwiler) writes:

>>>pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh) writes:

>>>> Doesn't the credit for this particular boner go to Earl Butz, Gerald Ford's
>>>> Secretary of Agriculture 

>>Nope, Butz was Carter's AgSec.

>No, definitely Gerald Ford's.  As I recall, he told his infamous joke
>to a neighbor on a press plane and (if memory serves) John Dean (yes,
>the John Dean of the White House tapes fame) disclosed it in an article.
>(I may be mistaken about who first revealed the joke -- it may have
>been Woodward or Bernstein, but Dean really sticks in my mind.)

Pat Boone was one of the people present when Butz told his (in)famous
joke. I believe it was during a campaign plane trip for President Ford.

-----
Eric Smith		|
erics@sco.com		| "Golf is key to understanding the Vice President"
erics@infoserv.com	|	 - close aide to Dan Quayle
CI$: 70262,3610		|
From: tertium@milton.u.washington.edu (l boyd)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: How come everyone's so unhappy with the GOP?
Date: 19 Aug 92 21:40:57 GMT
Organization: University of Washington


I don't know about y'all, but I want the GOP to move as far to the
right as it wants to.  I have wished for this day for 12 years, and
I couldn't be happier!

Let the bastards self-destruct with this pro-family, anti-human rights
rhetoric!  I don't see how any *thinking* American (oops, there I go, making
a *huge* leap of faith) could vote for those clowns -- George Bush and RR have
gutted the infrastructure of this nation and *refuse* to admit it.  Does anyone
take their blame of the congress seriously?

The majority of congress was against the war (Jack Kemp said it last night!)
and Georgie managed to twist enough arms to get a vote of confidence from
them.  Well, if he *truly* has such superior leadership skills, then why does
he continue to blame congress for the economic woes?  Should have put those
"superior" skills to use again and gotten his policies through.

Let's see what the women have up their sleeves tonight...

Lauren Boyd
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: sysmatt@aix3090b.uky.edu (Matt Simpson)
Subject: Re: Popular campaign T-shirt
    <1992Jul18.170838.28189@athena.cs.uga.edu> <l6hoguINN9cf@alcor.usc.edu>  
    <1992Jul20.154255.12555@athena.cs.uga.edu> 
    <92203.145339X42529@BARILVM.BITNET>
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 13:24:52 GMT
Distribution: usa

Speaking of t-shirts, one of my co-workers came in with one recently that
a friend had bought for him in Chicago. I'd love to find a source for 
bumper stickers with the same slogan. If anybody knows where I can find
them, please post or email. The slogan was:
           
                  LICK BUSH IN 92


Xref: sparky alt.fan.dan-quayle:2478 alt.politics.bush:1604
From: saurav@cory.Berkeley.EDU (Saurav Chatterjee)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush
Subject: Re: Where is Arkansas ?
Date: 14 Aug 92 18:51:09 GMT
Organization: University of California, at Berkeley

mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539) writes:

>In article <1695u0INNdbu@agate.berkeley.edu> labc-1ad@e260-3g.berkeley.edu (Eric van Bezooijen) writes:
>>I got this out of the San Fransisco Chronicle :
>>
>>"MAPS SENT TO SHOW BUSH WHERE TO FIND ARKANSAS"
>>


If Quayle had made this mistake, it would have been front page
news!

							Saurav Chatterjee

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush
From: russ@math.okstate.edu (Russ "Random" Smith)
Subject: Re: stupid, blood sucking media
Organization: Aggie? What precisely is an Aggie?
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 19:27:29 GMT

In <1992Aug13.152904.23320@news.columbia.edu> egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy) writes:

>In article <1992Aug12.195325.29127@lsil.com> mitch@lsil.com writes:
>>In article JBw@scd.hp.com, dianem@boi.hp.com (Diane Mathews) writes:
>>>I thought that it had become common knowledge that Bush was more of a
>>>womanizer than Clinton had ever dreamed of being...  I'm afraid that I
>>
>>Actually, it's well publicized in the August issue of Spy Magazine.
>>It includes the 1000 reasons why not to vote for Bush.  #1 is that
>>he cheats on his wife.

>Why should this be the #1 reason not to vote for Bush when we can
>think of so many more that are far more serious?

Spy doesn't pretend to espouse priorities, just humor. :) Taking the
question seriously, I think anyone who stopped for a moment would realize
that the operations of the marriages of our two candidates is about as
unimportant as you can get, in the perspective of how important this
election is.

-- 
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From: sg@monsoon.com (Sunil Gupta)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: For sunday papers:  By HELEN THOMAS
Keywords: usa federal, government, politics
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 92 19:28:52 EDT
Organization: Monsoon Software, Inc.

rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:

> keeping you updated at - whoo! 3:30am.  I deserve a tip from youse guys.

Plastics.

Sunil Gupta
Monsoon Software, Inc.
sg@monsoon.com
From: laura@glia.biostr.washington.edu (Maori Suthil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Aresenio Hall last night
Keywords: nick name
Date: 21 Aug 92 20:47:53 GMT
Organization: University of Washington


Anyone catch Arsenio's monologue last night? 

Even tho it wasn't about Danny-boy personally, I found it hilarious.

George Bush used to be extremely pro-choice in his past, so
much so that his nickname used to be 'Rubbers'!

*snicker*
-- Laura
From: sg@monsoon.com (Sunil Gupta)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: AN ANAGRAM!!! WE HAVE ONE!!!
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 12:32:01 EDT
Organization: Monsoon Software, Inc.

s5202734@titan.ucc.umass.edu (s5202734) writes:

>     Many years ago, isaw the following anagram (I don't recall the source, so
> no attribution):
> 
>    Spiro Agnew <===> Grow a Penis

The guy who discovered this one is (get this) Dick Cavett.

Sunil Gupta
Monsoon Software, Inc.
sg@monsoon.com
From: dylan@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Pro-golf, anti-intelligence, and neglect
Date: 20 Aug 92 08:52:23 -0500
Organization: Carnegie Mellon Computer Club

In article <1992Aug20.013852.27608@athena.mit.edu>, dks@athena.mit.edu (dks) 
writes:
> In article <12643@hans> hans@Software.Mitel.COM (Hans Johnsen) writes:
>>Quayle, of course, has no idea what an abortion is. I would describe
>>him as Pro-golf with a strong tendency to anti-intelligence. 
> 
>         "Show me a man who plays a good game of golf, and
>            I'll show you a man who is neglecting something."
> 
>                                      -- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
> 
>         "Anyone who knows Dan Quayle knows that, given a choice
>            between golf and sex, he'll choose golf every time."
> 
>                                      -- Mrs. Marilyn Quayle
> 
> Dhanesh
> PS: Guess what I think Dannikins is neglecting...

If I were married to Marilyn Quayle, I'd be neglecting the same,
especially since she looks like Prince Charles

Dylan
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#7 in my "Buy George!  He IS for Sale!" series of campaign stickers:



   ---------------------------------------------------------------

            1994         Quayle/Potatoe-Head         1994
        
               You Too Could Learn a Lot from a Dummy!

   ---------------------------------------------------------------




Paid for by the John Birch Society.



 -- Dhanesh

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: dark@microsoft.com (Dar Korra'ti)
Subject: Re: Dan Quayle
Date: 17 Aug 92 23:06:57 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corporation
Distribution: na

In article <OSA.92Aug15141622@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Oktay S. Ahiska) writes:
>"Rob" == Rob Dobson <rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU> writes:
>Rob> DAN QUAYLE IS THE ANTI-ELVIS!!!
>I thought Michael J. Fox was the Anti-Elvis...
     They both are. Ol' Elvis was kinda tubby, if you'll recall, and it
takes two...
                                                  - R'ykandar.

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