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From: mellon@ncd.com (Ted Lemon)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: SWF needs help
Date: 29 Sep 92 16:00:58 GMT

>>Does anyone else think that this poor soul is another victim of the dreaded
>>"She left herself logged on, so let's get her good" ploy?

You know, the sad thing is that the meat-for-brains twerp that messed with
her account probably thought that it was *funny*.   Where does this stuff
come from?

I was visiting my relatives in Oklahoma this weekend and had the dubious
pleasure of watching my nephew Wesley, who is about 2 years old, conspire
with a friend of his who is a year older to overpower his friend's 1.5 year
old sister and drag her around the house, visiting indignities upon her
along the way.

I asked them why they were doing this, and what the little girl might think
about it, and the response from both of them, without any conversation
between them, was ``We're Men!!!''   The little girl was, of course, completely
passive throughout this entire scene.   Wesley's dad, when he was told about
the situation the next day, found the whole thing rather amusing.

I really wish I knew where this bullshit came from, because I'd hate to have
a child and have it learn the same behaviour patterns.   Sigh.   Not that
that's a big upcoming issue these days, anyway... :')

				_MelloN_
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From: tlb2665@usl.edu (Thomas L. Burleigh)
Subject: Re: SWF needs help
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Organization: Univ. of Southwestern Louisiana
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 02:15:36 GMT


In article <1a80prINNeqk@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> cd975@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Daniel K. Holmes) writes:
>In a previous article, schmare@yalevm.ycc.yale.edu () says:
>>I've been seeing my boyfriend for over six months and I'd like to give him
>>a surprise.  I want to give him anal sex, but I want it to be good, and
>>I've never done it before. 
>
>Does anyone else think that this poor soul is another victim of the dreaded
>"She left herself logged on, so let's get her good" ploy?

Yep.

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Subject: Re: ISO fat, chubby **F
From: gandalf@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
Date: 3 Oct 92 17:26:54 -0600
Organization: Mankato State University

In article <BvE9pn.7qG.2@cs.cmu.edu>, anonymus+768@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu writes:
> You:  Extremly big, huge tits, intelligent, sexy, shamless, ...
> 
> Me:   M, 100kg, 1.82cm, 40 yh; artistic, liking good food, sweet, ..
> 
> We:   meet on the net ...
> 
> I'm looking forward to your answer
> 
> I am a SWM looking to meet a female if you are interested you can email me at 
  vax1.mankato.msus.edu.gandalf 
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From: drburne@eos.ncsu.edu (DALE ROBERT BURNETT)
Subject: Re: SWF needs help
Originator: drburne@c00415-313mn.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: drburne@eos.ncsu.edu (DALE ROBERT BURNETT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 22:24:02 GMT



|> 
|> I've been seeing my boyfriend for over six months and I'd like to give him
|> a surprise.  I want to give him anal sex, but I want it to be good, and
|> I've never done it before.  The problem is that he's very large, and I need
|> to get used to it first.  If you could help me -- i.e., if your cock isn't
|> too big and if you know what you're doing -- I'd try it with you first. 
|> You have to understand that I won't let you have me in my pussy because I
|> feel that would be cheating and I'd only agree to have anal sex with you so
|> that I could please my lover.  I'm very attractive, but I really don't want
|> to meet someone from around my school, here in New Haven.  After we do it
|> and I'm comfortable with it, I won't see you again.  I'm 5'6", with brown
|> hair, and I'm very attractive.
|> 


RIGHT!!!!!   tell us another good one!
From: shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: R(D)ick's conclusion (was Re: HOT BABES FOR SOME HOT TALK)
Date: 6 Oct 92 00:49:10 GMT
Organization: Vallen Software

In article <.5@cogs.ns.ca> @cogs.ns.ca writes:
>P.S. WHY DID SAM CROSS THE ROAD?
>ANS: BECAUSE HIS dick WAS STUCK IN A CHICKEN!

P.S.: How do you castrate a frat boy?
Answer: Kick his sister in the mouth.

:) :) :)  I had to release that joke to the net. (:  Have fun w/ it.
(As far as I know, it's original.. hmm.)

-- 
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shulick@indiana.edu | of the soul, nauseously quick."  --Pearl Jam
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From: khill@decserv1.eecs.wsu.edu (Keith Hill)
Subject: Re: SWF needs help
Organization: Washington State University
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 05:53:17 GMT

|> In article <schmare-280992174116@cluster-175w-node.net.yale.edu> schmare@yalevm.ycc.yale.edu () writes:
|> 
|> 
|> >You have to understand that I won't let you have me in my pussy because I
|>  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|>   >feel that would be cheating and I'd only agree to have anal sex with you so
|> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|> >that I could please my lover.
|> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|> 
|> ummm what's the difference ........
|> 
|> Paula 
|> polly@iastate.edu
|> 
|


  I  Know I wouldn't be pleased!
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Subject: Re: ISO fat, chubby **F
From: gandalf@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
Date: 3 Oct 92 17:34:38 -0600
Organization: Mankato State University

In article <BvE9pn.7qG.2@cs.cmu.edu>, anonymus+768@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu writes:
> You:  Extremly big, huge tits, intelligent, sexy, shamless, ...
> 
> Me:   M, 100kg, 1.82cm, 40 yh; artistic, liking good food, sweet, ..
> 
> We:   meet on the net ...
> 
> I'm looking forward to your answer
> 
> I am a SWM looking to meet women if interested contact me at 
  vax1.mankato.msus.edu.gandalf
 
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From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rai's flaming
Date: 2 Oct 92 21:42:32 GMT
Organization: The VAX ate my Brain

rwharris@unix0.ccit.arizona.edu (Robert W Harris) writes:
>I have lurked in the darkness until the bile and attention getting posts
>have arisen to the flood point.  It would seem to me that those who take
>it upon theirselves to be moderators of any group, such as Kristen, are
>going back to the point that we should take away their keyboards and give
>them a "CB RADIO".  

Okay people, reading comprehension 101 here. I, the above referenced, have 
never said anything even *remotely* close to telling people to shut up 
and or leave. Perhaps if you had actually *read* my posts, you might have 
noticed that. I know, it's really a lot to ask when one of the "old timers"
is being taken to task by a "newbie", but all I took issue with was Rai's
"I'm so superior" tone. She can post about mating 4H sheep for all I care.

>This gets really tiresome watching you pick people apart. This newsgroup has 
>been reduced to a playground and if you will think about it you will have to 
>admit it to yourself.  

My dear boy, it was a playground before I ever posted here.

>Now if you are juvenile enough to think that a "FLAME" will impress anyone or 
>will raise your own flagging self-esteem, take a shot.

JUvenile?! You flame me based on something I have NEVER said and you have the
gall to call *me* juvenile? I don't care if you or anyone else is impressed
by what I have to say, especially when you take me to task for something 
someone else said. 

Do yourself (and me) a favor. I'm sure there are reading classes at your local 
library or though RIF. You need one. BADLY.

   Tyger

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From: ivo@pyramid.unr.edu (Ian (Ivo) Veach)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Attraction, what is it?
Date: 26 Sep 92 04:41:55 GMT
Followup-To: alt.romance
Organization: No really, I am organized, I swear!

In article <T8ogRB2w165w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu> arcane@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Kendrick Davis) writes:
> I reicently met someone that was able to Become attracted to anyone, 
>physically. This made me realise that perhaps there is something to this 
	Makes sense to me because even if the traits are physical, it's
your mind that is putting your feelings into effect.  I would be surprised if
there weren't people out there that "become attracted" to anyone because
they think they are and therefore are.  In fact, I can think of personal
examples where I wasn't but then was purely on my thoughts "changing."
Another example would be a friend, Patrick (who is gay).  He was originally
attracted to me until he found out I was heterosexual, and while the
attraction didn't _instantly_ vanish for him, he told me his realization
that he would not have any SO relationship with me pretty much killed the
sexual attraction.

>  So the question is:
>
>   What causes us to be attracted to one physical characteristic and not 
>to another?
	Although I'm sure any psychoanalysist would have a field day with
this question, I don't think I'd like any one answer because there probably
isn't any one concrete answer.  But maybe it's just some sort of childhood
influenced thing.  Maybe it's just a preference.  Maybe it's what you like
to _do_ with that attribute... *SMIRK*

>  I've noticed that I become sexually aroused specifically to certain 
>traits. Such as Young looking, Thin, Smooth chest, are a few of the main 
>ones. So I guess that I'm confused as to WHAT exactly couses me to be 
>more interested in these traits on a man more than on a woman, and whay 
>Those specific traits...?
	Wow, you mean women out there like thin smooth chested guys!? 8)
Well, as far as why you enjoy them in men and not women probably (again) has
to do with your thoughts.  My theory so far seems to be that, regardless of
the source (genetic, environmental, whatever), people think in terms of
their sexual orientation.  It most probably would be a purely unconscious
act on your part that you prefer them because you know it's a man you are
seeing them on.  That would explain why someone might be attracted to another
who is not of their orientation until they recognize that person's gender (ie
the hetero guy checks out the blonde haired "girl" in the car next to his
until the "girl" turns around and it's a guy with long hair).

> Perhaps you have some ideas on this?
	A few, but they may only apply to me... 8)


Ivo                 :: "If Cyrano De Bergerac Fell pray to the blades of fifty
ivo@pyramid.unr.edu ::  men, With a heart and sword he'd drive them back
                    ::  Perchance to see Roxanne's eyes light up the sky again"
                    ::		- Blues Traveler (Sweet Pain)
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From: sussman@cs.cornell.edu (Stephen H. Sussman)
Subject: Re: Fire and Flames (Rai)
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 05:57:02 GMT

You know I have never e-mailed Rai or anything, but I've been lurking
on this group for about four months, and in that time I have not seen
Rai post anything that was not totally harmless.  I just don't see why
everyone is standing on her throat for no reason ...

Confused,
Steve
From: alan.neal@madness.network23.com (Alan Neal) 
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: REDHEAD HERE! WANNA CHAT?
Date: 26 Sep 92 13:13:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Terminal Madness BBS - Newport, RI - 401-848-9069
Reply-To: alan.neal@madness.network23.com (Alan Neal) 

Hi Rachel I'm Alan I'm from Rhode Island,Newport that is.Anyway where
were you in England I lived there for 5yrs it would be nice to catch up
and hear how mutch it's changed. I'm a bit older than you I hope you
don't have an old foggie hangup,cause I deffinately have a hot spot for
red heads Anyway luv I'll be off it's time for my pinter at the
rose-n-crown and an angabout with the lads. Nice ta meet ya luv
                                        ALAN
                                                        
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From: anonymus+572@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Subject: Seattle women wanted for bachelor party this weekend.
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 22:22:34 GMT


My friend is getting married and we are planning a bachelor party. I think
it would be fun to liven it up by having some women there. (I don't want
to get stuck bored is a house full of guys, some of whom are engineers.
ick.) This is an opportunity to flirt shamelessly in lingerie. If being a
playful, sexy kitten for one evening sounds interesting, read on. It will
be a safe environment and your limits will be respected. The situation is
flexable. WHat would meet your needs as well as ours? There will probably
be a maximum of 10-15 guys. We are professionals aged probably about
24-30. The party is set for Saturday Oct 3rd in the evening. I can escort
there and back if needed.
COntact me for more information if you are in the seattle area and between
18 and 33. Any questions?




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From: cecilw@access.isc-br.com (Cecil Williams)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: alt.personals may not be the right group...
Date: 28 Sep 92 22:01:49 GMT
Organization: ISC-Bunker Ramo, Spokane, WA


 
 nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>thank you so much for not calling names, you self-important, bloated,
>windbag.  it's so nice to see that some people have restraint.
>
>now please, F.O.A.D. rat bastard.
>
>christine



Oooh, I think she likes me...

(-; 
Cecil
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From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: FROM RAI
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 23:05:14 GMT

In article <1992Sep22.180222.3360@memstvx1.memst.edu> mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>Hi Guys [Generic Term],
>What's new? 

here? who knows. :)

>It's lonely here in Memphis.  I have someone sort of in my life now. But,
>It's only to fill the empty spot left by someone else. I feel awful about
>using this new person. I think I should tell him but I'm pretty sure he's
>using me as well what should I do?

tell him. if it were me, I'd like to know, just so we were sure of where
we stood. honesty is the best policy and all that.

of course, how you say it is important too...

>I seem to see alot of this "nice guy" disscussion. Well I have
>another question for you. Why do guy's always hang out with the outgoing
>cheery girls and end up getting serious with the "nice" quiet ones. This
>has always perplexed me.

fun vs. committment. the quiet ones are likely to seem more serious
and willing to commit and be...whatever. The fun ones aren't.

this isn't to say that the fun ones WON'T - heavens, no, I definitely
know better than that. we're talking generalities and appearances,
after all. why do gals have fun with fun guys and marry the quiet ones?
take answer, reverse scenario.

-bacon
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From: jordan@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella)
Subject: Re: Sexy Clothes
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Tulane Univ., New Orleans, LA
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 23:54:02 GMT
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-2043]: okeanos

Oh, I forgot to add cologne (okay, it's not clothing, but it's part
of the package!)

Jenny

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From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: SWF ISO M, 30's, So. Calif.
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 10:02:09 GMT

Well, I'm some distance from California, but I just thought I'd make a
short response to part of your post, because...just because it's interesting.

ap.4830@cupid.sai.com writes:
[...]

>	Are you the kind of guy who would argue the validity of 
>	quantum mechanics with a physicist when you are drunk?

I'd do that even when I'm sober. It doesn't matter if I don't win, I just
like *intelligent* argument for its own sake (besides, one learns best by
arguing.)

When I'm drunk though, ideas and opinions pour forth from me that turn born
enterpreneurs green with envy at my spirit, and turn black clothes wearing
artist types similarly verdant at my creativity.

That's all I wanted to say.

>	Does a night of really great sex move you to write poetry, forget 
>	to take your vitamins, and get lost on the way to work?

It merely makes me not want to get out of bed the next morning. But then,
that's the way I feel every morning, sex or not. :)
From: v069qryr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Aaron Breen)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Tyger's .sig
Date: 5 Oct 92 23:10:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Oct5.183623.3028@netcom.com>, tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes...
>v069qryr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Aaron Breen) writes:
>>tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes...
>>>ksm@abb-sc.abb-sc.com (Ashley Sebastian Kaos) writes:
>>
>>>>	.....and what a great line it is! People like you are enough to prevent 
>>>>this new netter from getting the work done he's supposed to! I bet you 
>>>>scratch just as enticingly as you purr, eh my striped orange and black one?
>>> 
>>>But of course, my dear Ashley...it's what I live for! :)
>>
>>Hey Tyger, honey, I've got something for you...........
>>**S M O O T C H**  **S M O O T C H**  **S M O O T C H**
> 
>ACK! You *slobbered* all *over* the place! Can't you have a little more control?
> 
>>Remember the old days? :-)
> 
>Yeah...those days before you left me...:( 
> 
>;)
>
  Alright, I must admit to needing a little more control. However, my ever
  bouncy and furry friend, I missed you too, and I'm going to make it up to you.
  I just haven't figured out what I'm going to do to make it up to you yet.
  ***S M O O T C H***    <-- No slobber intended


>> Aaron T Breen    
> 
>   Tyger
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> 
>                       
>        
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From: panlilio@acs.ucalgary.ca (Victor P. Panlilio)
Subject: Re: Men's Drawers... (Article)
Summary: Your Mileage May Vary
Date: Tue, 06 Oct 92 04:48:06 GMT
Expires: Fri, 30 Oct 1992 04:00:00 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta
Keywords: men's undies
Followup-To: alt.personals

In article <17730@autodesk.COM> mickw@autodesk.com (Mick Washbrook) writes:

>My experience with boxers is that, unless you have thighs like matchsticks,

Heh. My thighs ain't like matchsticks, but they ain't gigantic.

>you can do yourself a serious injury when your thighs rub together and you
>get your balls caught between them. That's why I *don't* wear boxers!

Aha! Well, I live in a *cold* country, and the little fleshy sac
retracts nicely to keep the two pendulous objects tucked up high,
out of the way. I have yet to experience the problem you describe
in such vivid, wrenching detail...lessee, yup, still there!

*chuckle*

Victor
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From: pjb4288@ultb.isc.rit.edu (Pete - Toonatic - Boulay)
Subject: Hello
Originator: pjb4288@ultb
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 17:55:50 GMT

Hello...

  I'm Pete---23 yrs old, blonde, hazel eyes and well built.

I'm a Social Work major in Rochester, NY who enjoys cartoons, Star Trek,
reading fantasy, weightlifting, football and helping people. I'm also
knon to be very physical with a rather overactive libido.

I'll talk with any female S*F who'd like to see about a possible relationship.

Write to: pjb4288@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
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Disclaimer: You don't like what I'm writing? Oh well.
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From: anonymus+803@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: i had to
Date: 28 Sep 92 01:22:49 GMT
Organization: Anonymous contact service




SEND JUST THIS ONE TEST...




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From: ina_pearce@actew.oz.au
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: I need a SLUT!!!!
Date: 6 Oct 92 19:20:42 GMT
Organization: ACT Electricity & Water

In article <3955@copper.Denver.Colorado.EDU>, aaldoubo@copper.denver.colorado.edu (Anisa Alnoor Aldoubosh) writes:
> In article <BvIon1.8xL@news.cso.uiuc.edu> eak56063@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (ROBERT SMITH) writes:
>>>> There's a difference?
>>
>>>Yeah, one you fill with drinks the other you fill with air..
>>
>>I almost fell off my chair laughing.
>  
> 
> But what about the similarities?
> 
> Isn't the former also filled with air?
> 
> 

only until you displace it with a stickier substance ;-)