HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 03:53:49 GMT

In <8394@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au> newton@iagu.itd.adelaide.edu.au (Mark Newton) writes:
>In article <1992Aug31.092217.11450@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>>In article <8379@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au> newton@iagu.itd.adelaide.edu.au (Mark Newton) writes:
>>>Why tell me to "NEVER post to t.b again"
>>>when the solution is intimately connected with the contents
>>>of the "talk.bizarre" line in your .newsrc?  
>>because i got a pointy hat, son, and that's status.
>A dunce hat, perchance?

DUH!

What blinding wit!  Who'd have thought to make the MOST OBVIOUS POSSIBLE
JOKE!?  Only Mark Newton, Australia's answer to the prefrontal lobotomy!

Two years from now, when you have failed out of college in disgrace and
disappear from sight, no one will mark your passing.  Gypsy will still be
on everyone's mind.

>>you can argue with me, but you can't argue with status.
>And you show your status, your imagined supremacy, by adding
>me to a killfile?  Shame, Gypsy, shame.  That's the easy way out.

You, oh felcher of kangaroos, are not worth reading, and all the dancing
and preening and beating of your pitiful sunken chest will not change that.
You *belong* in killfiles, pinhead, so get used to it.  (And yes, needledick,
just as soon as I finish getting cheap laughs from your miserable carcass,
you get to nestle your festering little self in my killfile, too.)

>Complain some more, Gypsy.  It'll only strengthen my convictions.

Right, Aussie, tell us *all* about convictions.

>Fine.  I'll still post this article, though, despite the fact that
>you'll never read it.  I'll let it stand as a monument to the brittleness
>of the famed Gypsy, so that others may see how easily she shatters.

Now there's efficiency.  Your article also stands as a monument to your
own repulsive nature, showing everyone what a big steaming bucket of shit
you are.  Two monuments for the price of one.

>Two lousy posts was all it took to make you retreat into the security
>blanket of your killfile.  Frankly, my dear, I'm astonished.

No.  You're *pathetic*.  While it's odd that you seem to wear that as
a badge of pride, I suppose pathetic probably is an accomplishment for you,
the only one you'll ever have.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
Date: Wed, 02 Sep 92 05:42:32 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:

			 I PRESENT TO YOU...
				   
			 THE BIGGEST WEENIE
				   
			 IN THE *WORLD*!!!


mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:
>rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>>Articles include:
>>	typing in the daily top 10 list and other jokes
>
>I was informed by a few people that [this] be in violation of copyright laws.
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
				   
			DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND,
				   
		      I CALL FOR THE CREATION OF
				   
		      alt.marshal.perlman.weenie

.
-- 
--
cj gypsy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hin9@quads.uchicago.edu (T. Rev)
Subject: For those who care, i.e. none of you
Reply-To: hin9@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Harlequinade
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 04:39:12 GMT


   -=paul=- and I are fine.  -=paul=-'s new car got a cracked windshield,
my car narrowly missed having a tree fall on it.  It was about to hit my
car, but the roots gave out unevenly and it fell to one side, thanks to
my overwhelming supply of slack.  My mother bought storm shutters last
month, and the house suffered only a little water damage, though the yard
was demolished, and half the trees were felled.  My sister lost a sliding
glass door, but no more.  The power is back for me and -=paul=-.
The dialups are back; all I am missing now is cable.  The damned public
channels keep broadcasting news.  I want MTV.  Bah.

   T. Rev
-- 
'Ever since the time I was laid up sick with nothing to read but the Carson
of Venus series by Edgar Rice Burroughs--well, let's just say it left a stain
on the ice-cream suit of my aesthetics.  The dry cleaners can't remove that
stain, if you get my meaning, but I gotta wear *something* in public.'
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: GOOLEY THEORY NUMBER 1
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 21:46:43 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <x0bnx3b.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>
>INSPECTOR CARASSO ON THE TRAIL OF HOW GOOLEY GOT A JOB:
>
>dial: 0.  "operator what's the number for boulder, colorado?
>	   303? thanks, honey...same to you!"
>
>dial: 1-303-555-1212 "hello, boulder.  I'd like the number for a
>                      residence.  The last name is Gooley. g-o-o-l-e-y.
>		      Jim Gooley?  Sure, that's good enough.
>		      938-8156.  thanks, honey...same to you!"
>dial 1-303-938-8156 "hello we're not home, leave a message <beep>"
>		    "hello, this is Lt. Carasso downtown, it
>		     seems that a Markian Gooley was found 
>		     masturbating in the park.  Call the station,
>	             if you wish to pick him up.  Hugs."
>
>
>carasso "that's Lt. Carasso to you"
>		     
>
>-- 
>--
>hugs, Rachel

The scary thing is that there actually is another person named gooley
who works for US West.

Mark.
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My new desk.
Date: 27 Aug 92 19:09:21 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <5991@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil>, rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> UNICOR
> Federal Prison Industries, Inc.
> 
> Product Warranty
> 
> UNICOR, Federal Prison Industries, Inc., warrants this product to be
> free from defective materials and workmanship.
> 
> If the materials and workmanship in this product do not meet contract
> specifications, please notify our Customer Service Group immediately. We
> stand behind our proucts and your satisfaction is our ultimate goal.
                                                                 ^^^^
                                                            gaol, maybe?
Jason

> 
> You may contact our Customer Service Group by dialing our toll-free
> number:
> 		   1-800-827-3168
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: to be found
Organization: there it is
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 03:28:30 GMT


The history of breweries is something that few, if any, are
interested in.  Altho' the brewing craft fascinates me, the
actual histories of the breweries bore me, being mostly a
record of which company president or master brewer joined
what staff when.

So the ann arbor brewer's guild needs a logo -- they're 
having a contest amongst the members to design one, and
so i figured that something with historical reference would
do the trick.  After generating a pile of various beery
graphics based on old ads (the sources of the copy for
the 'the wages of advertising are death' postings),
i hit on the idea of trying to adapt a design actually
used by a local brewery.

Ann arbor is a place with great civic pride, and for a city
so small, it has an awful lot of books on its own history.
It seems that there was a thriving german community around
the late eighteen hundreds, and that they brought with them
the formulae and equipment for several breweries.  I couldn't
find any visuals to go with this information, but that was
probably okay, since there wasn't much use for trademarked
logos until the twentieth century anyhow.  But ann arbor
went 'dry' quite early on, as the city was full of civic
reform types back then as now, and prohibition passed here
five years before national prohibition. I couldn't find the
names of any breweries which had survived prohibition, but
found one photograph of a bottling plant at the 'ann arbor
brewery, august 1936'.  On the side of one box, partially
cropped by the border of the photo, is the top half of the
blazon of 'ann arbor beer', and on the side of another box,
partially cropped by its top flaps, is the bottom half.

All that can be said for the beer bottles is that the labels
are oval.  They are too small to search for detail.

An entire brewery, either glommed onto by another or simply
faded away.  Its legacy is a photo of a half-dozen roughnecks, 
happy to be employed somehow during the depression, standing
around bottling equipment.

I have to save as much of those box sides as i can.

AjD
impassioned cereo-archeologist
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Bozo du jour (and not steve franklin either)
Date: 1 Sep 92 20:36:42 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

IN ALT.CENSORSHIP:


In article <24bn#gr.adamsr@netcom.com> adamsr@netcom.com (Rick Adams) writes:

	   Thanks, but I'll stick with the concept that secular subjects belong
   in the schools, that books refering to religion in any but a literary manner
   don't belong in the classroom, and that religious education belongs in the
   chruches and homes.

	   Not only does this protect MY children, it protects those of the
   Christian as well.


To which aultj@rpi.edu (Jim Ault) replies:

I would not say that the children of Christians are protected in
public schools at all.  They are not protected from meditation
techniques that come from eastern religions, "values clarification"
techniques that tell them not to obey their parents and to disregard
the values that their parents are trying to teach them, or "sex
education" classes that hand out condoms and show pornographic films.

No, my children are not protected from the secular humanist dogma of
the public schools at all.


?!?!?!?!?!?!
COME AGAIN?!?! 
TEACHING SATANIC EASTERN MEDITATION IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS?!?!?
TELLING KIDS NOT TO OBEY THEIR PARENTS?!?!?

THATS NOT WHAT THEY TAUGHT ME IN ALABAMA, BASTION OF SATANISM

--
Jim Ault, ITS Systems Programmer, aultj@rpi.edu    <><

Thanks Jim, you win the BOZO DU JOUR award.
Its idiots like you that make usenet worth reading.
Keep it up.

And by the way

SATAN SATAN SATAN

hugs,
r
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From: kane@buast7.bu.edu (Hot Young Star)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.irc,alt.sex,alt.flame,talk.abortion,alt.evil
Subject: Re: Alright... I'm gone. (summer ends!)
Keywords: so long, farewell, adieu, ciao, arivaderci (sp?), hasta la vista baby
Date: 2 Sep 92 15:51:43 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Astronomy Department, Boston University, Boston, MA, USA

In article <Btx54D.GtI@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:

>alright - I'm gone... had some fun, but I just can't handle this group.
>consider me a victim. Too much email posting, too much volume,
>too much nauseation (5 vowels!), too little thought

A fitting epitaph to everyone like Franklin who can't count...
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: please continue
Date: Wed,  2 Sep 92 12:05:26 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

The summer of 2216 was dark and dreary.  The earth hadn't revolved in days,
(which wasn't too surprising considering the definition of the word) nor
even weeks, but had resumed its dizzy spiral motion around the planet
Neptune. The ants were sick of it.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  I've Got Your Machette RIGHT HERE              |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mary disciplines a young Jesus
Date: 23 Aug 1992 14:55:00 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: talk
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <schnitzi.714576779@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>"Jesus, shut the door!  What, were you born in a barn?"

*plonk*


5150
do inform me if i've used *plonk* incorrectly
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: TOP 10 JAPANESE FOODS
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 16:05:24 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.japan


TOP TEN JAPANESE GOODS
----------------------

10. N/A
 9. N/A 
 8. N/A
 7. N/A
 6. N/A
 5. N/A
 4. N/A
 3. Raw fish with rice
 2. Fried fish with rice

 1. Dolphins!


-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: androgyny
Date: 1 Sep 92 20:54:56 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:

)There is more androgyny here in Boulder, Colorado than I've seen anywhere
)else I've ever been.  It's not clothing or length of hair or makeup or lack
)of makeup.  Most men here look somewhat womanly and most women here look
)somewhat masculine.  It's the expression, I think, the set of the face.

)There are some strikingly beautiful women here who do not look androgynous,
)except that many of them are very tall.

It's due to large underground deposits of Goolium seeping into the water supply
Move now, before it's too late.
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Just pokin' round Netcom
Date: 3 Sep 92 21:24:35 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <act.446.0@csc.canberra.edu.au> act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:
>richh@netcom.com (richh) fingers many:
>
>finger richh@netcom.com
>
>:connection refused
>
>-thanks heavens for small mercies.
>

ha ha
ho ho 
hee hee

Login name: richh                       In real life: richh
Directory: /u19/richh                   Shell: /bin/tcsh
On since Sep  3 13:00:14 on ttyub from REVER.NMSU.EDU
Mail last read Thu Sep  3 14:09:23 1992
No Plan.

God forbid you see *that*.

the shame.

RICHH
--I feel so, so used
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: dream analysis
Date: 28 Aug 92 18:04:28 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
I dreamed about Mr Gooley last night.  Nobody morphed 
into anybody else, but I'm still not going to post
what the dream was about.

---
c j silverio
suffice to say I'm never going to make offers like
that to anybody ever again
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
From: mary@wam.umd.edu (Mary Louise Cassidy)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 06:52:40 GMT

LNWDL started going downhill a while after they switched Viewer Mail to
Fridays.  And then that crap of only having *four* mails...what is that?!?!
It seems that Dave has gone soft..complacent...
Now he's still the best late night show on....maybe a move to another 
network (ABC or syndication) and a new time slot would liven things up!!!

The Lotto machine is broken!


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lucy@sfu.ca (Lucy Chan)
Subject: Re: dental dams
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, BC, Canada
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 22:43:58 GMT

nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) wrote:

> definition of dental dam:
> a small square of a saran wrap-like 
> material, used to prevent the spread
> of STD's during cunnilingus

Oh, *that's* what they're for. And here I thought their purpose was to
prevent me from choking and dying in the dentist's chair when I have to get
fillings.

Lucy_Chan@sfu.ca
silly me
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: curtis@berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Subject: Re: dental dams
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 21:59:33 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.131828.4733@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>
>you throw up sheetrock?  i realize that aluminum might hurt more
>as it moved up the throat, but wouldn't it stand up better over
>time?
>
>c

Uh-uh, Chris.  Nobabyno.

I've been using that letter since Kublai Khan was a kid and
I'm not about to give it up to some SMIRKING NET-TRANSVESTITE.

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: FEMINIST/DYKE JOKES WANTED
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 03:56:47 GMT


In a previous article, jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) says:

>>>PLEASE TAKE ALT.FEMINISM OFF THESE CROSS-POSTS AND MAINTAIN SOME
>>>KINDNESS WITH RESPECT TO OTHER PEOPLES POINTS OF VIEW AND LIFESTYLES.
>>I'm with you Rachel, as are most likely everyone who reads this group;
>
>Roger, you really have outdone yourself this time.

I concur.

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: I wish there wasn't dog in the air
X-Xxdate: Wed, 2 Sep 92 13: 35:20 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d7
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 12:28:49 GMT

Generally, the air in Ithaca is fine.  Not much heavy industry, and even
though traffic gets heavier each year, there aren't enough cars to really foul
things up yet.  So, by and large, it's a pleasure to breath here.

So I hop off the bus this morning, and there is this noxious stench of burning
hair and flesh- sharper than I recalled.  The Vet School is right across the
street.  The Vet school does not heal every animal it sees.  No, some of them
don't make it.  And there's this little row of, well, they have chimneys...

Then again, it could be horse.  Or cat.



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John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)
Grafix 'R Us
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research

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From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Wash That Bohemian
Date: 31 Aug 92 17:41:57 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>>>|> >>|> >>Angst you glad you use Dali?
>>>|> >>|> >Klee, Seurat, Seurat.
>>>|> >>|> You've got nothing, Toulouse.
>>>|> >>Donatella me. I don't want to know.
>>>|> >With puns like this, you could make Monet as a stand-up.
>>>|> You should see my Van Gogh when you step on Degas.
>>>Lunch time...mmm...the Rubens look good today.
>>Yes, but did you bring enough Manet?
>If you see a waitress, will you Whistler down for me?
I couldn't whistle, so I Calder.
-- 


: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************
: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
: General Neophyte   :    ************************
                        "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: trashman@crud.mn.org (Barry Schwartz)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Subject: Re: "responsible for the holocaust"
Date: 28 Aug 92 04:35:00 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.flame
Organization: TSAKC-TC

In article <5597@igor.Rational.COM>
        msmiller@Rational.COM (Mark Miller) asks K*nt:

]Put another way: are you a Compleat Bigot?

K*nt's not a Bigot, he's a spigot.  He spews and spews.  Pus, mostly.

]How
]the hell can 6 million "average" citizens be compared numerically to
]an army of trained, healthy, well-armed men - with tanks and Stukas, etc.
]
]I doubt even Kebbin would make such a comparison.

Not on a Friday, anyway.


--
Barry Schwartz        trashman@crud.mn.org
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.config,rec.humor
From: hoahosth@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (ANDREA HOSTH)
Subject: Turtles
Organization: Halls of Residence, Monash University 
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 13:55:48 GMT

In article <16567@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu> sami@charles.ucdavis.edu (Kari Kaarna) writes:
>From: sami@charles.ucdavis.edu (Kari Kaarna)

>  
>The fundamental question is:


>                     Where do the Turtles go?


When nuclear dust has extinguished their betters,
Will the turtles surviving wear people-necked sweaters?

Ankh
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: KAMCHAR@ibm.cl.msu.edu
Subject: Re:    RICHH: TELL ME SOMETHING TO MAKE ME HATE YOU
Organization: Kamchatka Charlie
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 01:06:27 GMT

blu@cellar.org (Dan Reed) writes:
>larryw@lclark.edu (Larry Westdahl) writes:
>
>> 
>> (yawn)
>> 
>> -- 
>
>(Buuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppppp)
>
>
(Blllllleeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuugh!)

Kamchatka Charlie          KAMCHAR@ibm.cl.msu.edu
Sorry, no fancy .sig here.
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Static
Distribution: world
Date: 26 Aug 92 19:54:54 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

The moon shone like a freshly minted coin.

I lay on my back in bed, the transistor radio on the nightstand
playing a polka. The music crackled and sounded very small. I stared 
at the ceiling, barely noticing the ..fade...to....complete......static.

The static buzzed. It danced. I danced with it. I danced out of bed, 
my head hanging down, my feet patting the ceiling. Pat pat. Pat pat pat. 
Pat. I danced right through to the grey slated roof. I danced on a dime, 
on a quarter, on a penny. I danced right up to the newly minted moon.

The static swelled. I threw up my hand and raked back the stars. 
I tossed my hair, and it streamed down Earth's gravity well. 
My mouth opened wide, and I drank the liquid void. One taste 
and my nipples crinkled. Two tastes and my toes curled under. 
Three tastes and

A bedspring creaked.

The moon had set, dropped into the vending machine at the far end of
the sky. Freshly brewed morning poured out of the spigot. No cup there
to catch it, and it leaked out past the Plexiglas door. Leaked in 
through the window and onto the bed. Flowed under my eyelids. Swirled
clockwise down my optic nerves. Hot and bitter, it forced the flow of
chemicals across my synaptic gaps, sending harsh angry rivers of 
wakefulness into and out of the locks of my mind.

--
"They never go far," he said with a chuckle. "They never do what they
set out to do. Always pecking at new things are the *Bandar-log*."

...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: Re: KILLFILE CHECK! Please read!
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 01:12:55 GMT

In <9208311855.AA08552@bailey.cpac.washington.edu> joshua@CPAC.WASHINGTON.EDU (Joshua Geller) writes:

>   I'm in your killfill or not. 
>you are now.

You know, that's very witty. And very original. I'm glad to see that 
the entire audience of bizarre is so exceptionally creative. You guys
are about as bizarre as ... well, I'll let you complete that one.
   Awhh, this is nothing. I want to be in each and everyone of your killfiles
by the end of the month. IN fact, I want my own newsgroup.
   alt.fan.steve-franklin
(I'm gonna be a star)

meanwhile, I laugh at the prospect that you might be reading this joshie,
because you're too stupid to figure out what a KILLFILE even is. 

steve
-- 
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