HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lstowell@pyrnova.mis.pyramid.com (Lon Stowell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Men's Public Restrooms
Keywords: Hey!  What are you looking at?
Date: 5 Nov 92 19:43:02 GMT
Reply-To: lstowell@pyrnova.pyramid.com (Lon Stowell)
Organization: Pyramid Technology Corp., Mountain View, CA

In article <zlsiida.354@fs1.mcc.ac.uk> zlsiida@fs1.mcc.ac.uk (dave budd) writes:
>>>
>>>Does that then mean that "flames to /dev/null" now means "flames down the
>>>toilet"?  :-)
>
>>I suppose if we're gonna flame down the toilet, we oughtta outfit ourselves
>>with plenty of magnesium.
>
>Methane is sufficient

   Even better is a bit of Calcium 
   Carbide crystals down the hole.   Acetylene forms explosive
   mix at such a nice wide range of percentages.

Follow-ups to alt.mad_scientist, please.
From: g580785c@edinboro.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: pervert crossing
Date: 9 Nov 92 03:23:25 GMT
Organization: Edinboro University of Pennsylvania



Q Why did the pervert cross the road?
















A. His dick was in the chicken.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Subject: joke
Reply-To: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Organization: Canada Remote Systems
Distribution: rec
Date: 9 Nov 92 16:59:12 EST

A priest, who wanted to raise money for his church, was told there
was a fortune in horse racing, and so he decided to buy a horse and
enter it in some races.  However, at the local auction, the going
price for horses was so steep that he decided to buy a donkey
instead.  Although he had some doubts, the priest figured that he
might as well enter the animal in a race just to see how it would
do.  To his surprise the donkey came in second.

The next day the headlines read:   PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS

The priest was so pleased that he entered the animal in another
race, and this time it won.

The headline read:   PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT

The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the priest not to enter the donkey in another race.

The new headline read:   BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, and he ordered the priest to get
rid of the animal.  The priest gave the donkey to a nun in a nearby
convent.

The next day the headline read:   NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted.  He told the nun that she would have to dispose
of the donkey.  After several days, the nun finally sold the beast
to a local farmer for $10.

The headline read:   NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS

They buried the bishop the next day.

--
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From: inde7fw@elroy.uh.edu (Loftis, Danny)
Subject: Re: Live at the hollywood Bowl?
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 17:14:00 GMT

In article <18977.2b0001bc@ecs.umass.edu>, theurer@ecs.umass.edu writes...
> 
>	Does anyone out there have the lyrics to any of the songs from Monty 
>Python " Live at the hollywood bowl" if so could you mail them to me or post 
>them to the news
>                        thanks
>                              -Theurer


                  me too please.

                                                   'preciate it,
                                                   dan
                                                   inde7fw@jetson.uh.edu
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From: dag@col.hp.com (David Geiser)
Subject: Re: Green Golf Balls. The Monty Python Connection?
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 15:54:23 GMT
Organization: HP Colorado Springs Division

Nice try.

I'll check my archives and post it if I have it.

TTFN,

dag
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From: michals@adcalc.fnal.gov
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: COMBAT LAWS
Date: 8 Nov 92 05:12:27 GMT
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory
NNTP-Posting-Host: adcalc.fnal.gov

In article <1992Nov5.182303.96@cuphub.cup.edu>, mye3349@cuphub.cup.edu writes:
> For those of you who are looking for murphy's Laws
> 
>   Here is a set for combat
> 
>                    Murphy's Laws of Combat
>...
	
	Not wanting to plagiaizes ... those Laws came from
	an article by David Evans entitled "What Every Officer
	Needs to Know about Combat".

	I too enjoyed those laws; the one that was left out was:

	"Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are."

	Additionally Mr. Evans added:

		"There you have it, a phenomenal amount of wisdom and combat
	savvy on one page.
	        But can we do even better? Can we distill everything, from
	Sun Tzu to Murphy, into a one-line predictor of victory or defeat?
		I think so, and in fact I stand in awe of Marine Reserve
	Maj. Mark Cancian, who now directs studies on defense matters at
	Harvard's Kennedy School of Government.
		Shortly before le left active duty a few years ago, Cancian
	reduced man's entire knowledge of war into this dictum: `The side
	with the simplest uniform wins.' "


	Paul ~//~

	"Two wrongs don't make a right; but three lefts do."
						Some comic on MTV
From: m484443r@edinboro.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Wanna buy a duck?
Date: 10 Nov 92 03:41:17 GMT
Article-I.D.: edinboro.1992Nov9.234117.9037
Organization: Edinboro University of Pennsylvania

In article <1992Nov3.130649.1390@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, dlaro@lonestar.utsa.edu (David O. Laro) writes:
> In article <1992Oct31.181227.56059@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct29.210831.25603@edsi.plexus.COM>, trimper@edsi.plexus.COM (Gr
>>eg Trimper) writes:
>>>>>>>>"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
>>>>>>>"I'd eat you, but then I prefer beef stew."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.  PLEASE KEEP YOUR IMMATURE CASCADES IN ALT.CASCADE,
>>>>>>OR ARE YOU IDIOTS TO BORED WITH YOUR OWN DRIBBLE.
>>>>>
>>>>>  It's drivel, you schmuck.
>>>>Obviously, he has the brains of a hockey puck!
>>>I don't give a fuck.
>>Not even for a buck
> Well how about a duck?
A what?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fb78@sol.acs.unt.edu (Ganesh Gopalakrishnan)
Subject: Re: REQUEST: Answering Machine message
Organization: University of North Texas
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 19:21:09 GMT

lambers@simplicity.Stanford.EDU (Jim Lambers) writes:


>Hello everyone,

>Some time ago there was a post of a funny answering machine message of
>"religious" character, in which the person recording the message
>fumbles around with the Ten commandments and comes out with something
>like "thou shalt not steal/commit the bear" or something like that.
>If anyone happens to have a copy of this post, could you please email
>or post it?

>Thanks in advance

Can you plase post it again? Thanks - ganesh
From: nseth@desire.wright.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted: List of Deep thoughts!!!
Date: 12 Nov 92 14:50:24 EST
Distribution: na
Organization:  Wright State University 

In article <1992Nov11.191618.18422@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, el8g@kelvin.seas.Virginia.EDU (Erez Liebermann) writes:
> In article <1992Nov6.010720.27183@hubcap.clemson.edu> sdarive@eng.clemson.edu writes:
>>
>>Could someone please e-mail me the list of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.
>>
>>Thanx in advance.
>>
>>-Siva
> Me too please
> erez@virginia.edu
> 

I would also appreciate getting that list.

Thanks

Nitin Seth
nseth@cs.wright.edu

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From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade,alt.is.too
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Date: 8 Nov 92 18:30:24 GMT
Organization: Ostfold College

In article <komarimf.720987850@craft.camp.clarkson.edu> komarimf@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Mark 'Henry' Komarinski) writes:
>From: komarimf@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Mark 'Henry' Komarinski)
>Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
>Date: 5 Nov 92 18:24:10 GMT
>galt%peruvian.cs.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt) writes:
>
>>Paul Martz writes:
>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>Daniel M Silevitch writes:
>>>>>Seth L. Blumberg writes:
>>>>>>Matt Welsh writes:
>>>>>>>Michael L. Kaufman writes:
>>>>>>>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>>>>>>>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>>>>>>>>lines over and over again?
>>>>>>>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>>>>>>No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
>>>>>BTW, this is not a true cascade. True cascades consist of all 
>>>>>one line posts that end in rhymes.
>>>>They do not.
>>>Sometimes they do.
>>No they don't.
>We're not arguing..this is simply a contradiction....
Is not!


          /\           | I didn't say this.      | "When there's no 
        /    \         | My supervisor would     |  more room in hell,
      /        \       | kill me if i did.       |  the dead will     
    /    (<>)    \     |_________________________|  walk the earth."
  /                \   |Gunnar Horrigmo          |
/____________________\ |gunnarh@sofus.dhhalden.no|
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Kirk's REAL NAME
Date: 10 Nov 92 22:40:25 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

yonerjp@brandonu.ca (Jerome P. Yoner) writes:

> The official word on Captain Kirk's middle name:
> 
> This is from the BOOK Star Trek: The Motion Picture.  Page 5, Admiral
> Kirk's Preface.  The first line reads:  "My name is James Tiberius Kirk."
> 
> There, discussion settled.
> 
> Deanna.

So does this apply in all alternate universes shown on the original
series?  How about on the new series?  How about time dislocations in
this universe?  How about all possible other universes?  How about
universes that only exist in imagination?  How about universes beyond
imagining?  Huh?  HUH?

James Elliott Kirk

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From: sents@dixie.com (Jeff Sents)
Subject: Green Golf Balls. The Monty Python Connection?
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 92 02:51:22 GMT
Organization: Dixie Communications Public Access.  The Mouth of the South.

 As one of those who has never heard the Green Golf Ball Joke, but
 who has heard about it, and has seen the recent posts here regarding
 it, I was wondering if it had any connection to the infamous
 "Joke of Death" that helped the Allies win WWII as portrayed in
 Monthy Python? Could it be that no living person out there has
 actually heard the WHOLE joke? Does tranmission of this joke over
 internet do physical damage? 
  I volunteer myself as a subject to investigate this phenonmia! Could
 anyone in possession of the joke PLEASE email it to me. I promise
 that if my PC & I survive, I will forward a copy to all that request
 it.

 Thanks in Advance!

 Jeff

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*                                         *    Who Carry Screwdrivers!    *
* home: sents@dixie.com                   *                               *
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From: hunton@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Romany joke
Date: 6 Nov 92 12:10:02 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

Jul qb frnthyyf unir jvatf?

Fb gurl pna orng gur tlcfvrf gb gur ehoovfu gvc!
From: yonerjp@brandonu.ca (Jerome P. Yoner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Kirk's REAL NAME
Date: 9 Nov 92 22:58:13 GMT
Article-I.D.: brandonu.1992Nov9.165813.2754
Organization: Brandon University, Brandon, Manitoba, Canada

The official word on Captain Kirk's middle name:

This is from the BOOK Star Trek: The Motion Picture.  Page 5, Admiral
Kirk's Preface.  The first line reads:  "My name is James Tiberius Kirk."

There, discussion settled.

Deanna.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
From: dsg@impmh.uucp (Dave Gordon)
Subject: Re: Men's Public Restrooms
Keywords: Hey!  What are you looking at?
Organization: Integrated Micro Products Ltd
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 17:33:22 GMT

In <q7cmTB1w164w@lorc.UUCP> /dev/null@lorc.UUCP (The NULL Device) writes:
>
>john@gu.uwa.edu.au (John West) writes:
>>
>> Data sent to /dev/null is *not* destroyed. It is stuffed into the bit
>> bucket, which will eventually fill up and need to be emptied. You're
>> probably not the sysadmin on your machine, so you don't have to worry
>> about it. But it might be a good idea to ask someone when the bit bucket
>> was last emptied.
>
>I purge the bit-bucket once a year.  The storage capacity is relatively great,
>but is not infinite.  I have 690 GB used right now, with 16TB left.
>>
>> If it was more than 6 months ago (for a large machine), I would advise
>> getting yourself a *very* long way from the machine Real Quick.
>> I've seen a bit bucket explode, and its not a pretty sight.
>
>Must have been my cousin at bigram.bigdisk.edu that you are thinking of.  He
>died when a cron job started dumping the entire 14GB filesystem once per
>second into him.  Was not a pretty sight.  He attempted to connect to my
>bucket-store, but the overflow was too great, and the attempt failed.  :-(
>We'll all miss him, particularly my wife (/dev/console)--he was her favorite
>cousin.  My brother in law (who had been /dev/dsk/W2d3s4 here at lorc) took
>his place when root@lorc.uucp re-partitioned his disk.

At my site, we have a simple solution to overflowing the bit
bucket ...  we use it as a source for random bytes ...

BUT the best part of this solution is that you can use these
random bytes to generate *everything* on your system ... just
keep generating *loads* of random bytes, and ignore the ones
you don't want ... that's the only way to use up the bits in
the bucket as fast as they're dumped there!

[Technical explanation follows, type Q to skip]

Just as "white" noise can be considered as the superposition
of all possible frequencies, so a random bitstream can be
considered as the (interleaved) concatenation of all possible
data; therefore by filtering out all the unwanted bits, you can
extract the data required.

Actually, this article was generated by this method, using the
command line:

# monkey_sim 10000 < /dev/null | filter -l 60 | post_news -n

which used up approximately 240 million bits from the bucket
(60 lines * average 50 bytes/line * 8 bits/byte * 10000 monkeys).
-- 

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===============================================================================
From: ashric01@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NEEDED: Urban jokes
Date: 6 Nov 92 11:23:13 +0200
Followup-To: rec.humor.d
Organization: University of Cape Town

In article <1992Nov3.214747.5505@jarvis.csri.toronto.edu>, flaps@dgp.toronto.edu (Alan J Rosenthal) writes:
> jpmakela@klaava.Helsinki.FI (J Pekka Makela) writes:
>>I need urban jokes, that is, jokes about city people and/or
>>about their confrotations with country folks.
> 
> So this city guy gets lost driving around and asks a farmer for directions.
> The farmer doesn't seem to have heard of any of the major cities the city guy
> uses as references, although he can offer directions to several small villages
> the city guy hasn't heard of.  The city guy finally starts asking how to get to
> certain numbered highways, and the farmer still doesn't know.  Real pissed off,
> city boy says "you don't know much do you" and the farmer says "well, at least
> I ain't lost."
> 
> --
> 
> city boy: You been living on this farm your whole life?
> farmer:  Not yet...

This is taken from Michelle Shocked  -  Arkansas Traveller

Q: Hey farmer! Have you been livin here all your life?
A: Not yet.

Q: Hey farmer! Where DOES this road go?
A: 'Bin livin' here all my life and it ain't gone nowhere yet.

Q: Hey farmer! How DO you get to Little Rock?
A: Listen stranger, you can't get there from here.

Q: Hey farmer! When are you gonna fix that leakin' roof?
A: Listen stranger, when it's rainin' it's too wet to fix it and when it's dry,
   it's just as good as any man's house.

Q: Hey farmer! I thought you said that mud hole weren't very deep?
A: Only comes up to here on my ducks.

Q: Hey farmer! You're not too far from a fool are you?
A: Just the barbed wire fence between us.

Q: Hey farmer! You don't know very much do you?
A: Maybe, but I ain't lost.

I think that is the lot. (I'm doing this from memory since I don't have CD
player in my office (poor guy))

P.S.  Arkansas Traveller is a great CD get it if you can!

Richard Ashley   U.C.T.    (in sunny South Africa)


From: Alexander.Schwallbach@thedump.UUCP (Alexander Schwallbach)
Sender: FredGate@thedump.UUCP
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Date: 07 Nov 92  16:01:34 EST

 SA>     - Where the men are men, and so are the women
 SA>                                 Isn't that supposed to be

No.... auctly that's what we hope for ><GRIN><



Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: charles@leland.Stanford.EDU (Charles Benjamin Roosen)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Followup-To: alt.cascade
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Sun, 15 Nov 92 18:35:40 GMT

In article <Bxrp95.DIC@cen.ex.ac.uk>, cs92mjd@cen.ex.ac.uk (M.J.Davis) writes:
|> Jacob Solomon Weinstein writes:
|>    |Matt Welsh writes:
|>    |>Brian Cash writes:

[...]

Please stop posting this thread to alt.best.of.internet.  Cascades of 
followups don't belong there.

Charles Roosen 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: whedon@netcom.com (Bill Whedon)
Subject: Re: Mommy Mommy
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 21:57:03 GMT

In article <BxFFnr.9EH@csugrad.cs.vt.edu> awagliar@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Andy Wagliardo) writes:
>u906451@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (Damien Saunders) writes:
>: crwilson@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu writes:
>: > Kid:  Mommy, mommy, why do I keep going in circles?
>: > Mommy:  shut-up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor, too!
>: Kid:  Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts.
>: Mommy:  Shut up and keep eating.
>
>Kid:  Mommy, mommy, why is daddy running across that field?
>Mommy:  Shut up and reload.

Kid:  Mommy, mommy, can I go in swimming?
Mommy:  Shut up.  You know iron lungs don't float!

weedin'


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-- "Illegitimatida non Carborundum es" --




Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: depeche@cs.mcgill.ca (Acme Instant Dehydrated Boulder Kit)
Subject: Smileys : -)
Organization: Save the Missippi Riverboat Paddlewheel Fund
Distribution: na
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 19:54:26 GMT

Hi - I know such a beast exists somewhere out there, so I was hoping for
pointers.. I'm sure that it gets posted here every month or so, but I can't
keep up with the posts anymore.

I'm looking for a file which contains a good number of different kinds of
Smileys :-) and their descriptions. If you know of an FTP site which has it,
that would be ideal. If you have it and plan to e-mail it to me, please
send me a message saying "I HAVE IT - DO YOU WANT IT"? before actually
sendiing it, in case I get deluged with replies, so I can deal with the
response a little easier.

thanks in advance!! -Alan

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|------------------------Montreal, Quebec, Canada (?)------------------------|
|  I'm not much of a night person. I'm *definitely* not a morning person.    |
|  I'm not really an afternoon person either. Does this mean I'm a nobody?   |
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: alice_bertelson@pts.mot.com (ALICE BERTELSON X2572 P7331)
Subject: smileys wanted 2
Followup-To: smileys Wanted 2 please
Reply-To: alice_bertelson@pts.mot.com
Organization: Paging and Wireless Data Group
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 21:19:59 GMT

Could someone send it to me too, please?  Much appreciated.

Alice, Alleycat or Brit :-)

Motorola Paging Div		Phone: (407) 364-2572
Mail stop 36			Fax:  (407) 364-3571
1500 NW 22nd Ave		Email: alice_bertelson@pts.mot.com
Boynton Beach, FL 33426
USA
From: kdq@quest.UUCP (Kevin D. Quitt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Quotes in a list seen on T shirts
Date: 12 Nov 92 02:50:27 GMT
Article-I.D.: quest.s3u4TB2w165w
Reply-To: srhqla!quest!kdq
Organization: Job quest  (805) 251-8210,  So Cal: (800) 400-8210

|>> >   To be, is to do.....     Sarte
|>>                                  ^

    It's Sartre.  Patzim.


 _
Kevin D. Quitt      96.37% of all statistics are made up.     srhqla!quest!kdq
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: chorley@vms.ocom.okstate.edu
Subject: Re: Feminist Jokes
Organization: OSU College of Osteopathic Medicine
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 03:14:43 GMT

In article <MLRSBWWT@cc.swarthmore.edu>, auer@cs.swarthmore.edu (David S. Auer) writes:
> In article <1992Nov3.071152.5031@lclark.edu> rorem@lclark.edu (Eric Rorem) writes:
>>not really a feminist joke and maybe its been posted, but what the hey....
> ER>Q: How many girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
> ER>A: Its women and its not funny.


In this society, everyone is rapidly becoming a member of a minority and
nothing is sacred, not even feminism.
	Feminists should quit being pompous and take a joke once in a while.

Send all flames to molly yard.
DNC.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sysop@elan.glassboro.edu (Ken Denton (Supervisor))
Subject: Re: Wanna buy a duck?
Organization: Rowan College of New Jersey
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 14:31:18 GMT

In article <sf0OtpW00iV087i7lM@andrew.cmu.edu> Christopher Bradley Devlin <cd1i+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 20:08:05 -0500 
>From: Christopher Bradley Devlin <cd1i+@andrew.cmu.edu>
>Subject: Wanna buy a duck?
>A duck.
>
Does it quack?
From: bgohari@wam.umd.edu (Babak Gohari)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you
Date: 5 Nov 92 17:13:48 GMT
Article-I.D.: wam.1992Nov5.171348.4960
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park

In article <Bx7LMu.EMG@access.digex.com> brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
>In article <1992Nov3.130649.1390@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> dlaro@lonestar.utsa.edu (David O. Laro) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct31.181227.56059@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:
>>>In article <1992Oct29.210831.25603@edsi.plexus.COM>, trimper@edsi.plexus.COM (Gr
>>>eg Trimper) writes:
>>>>>>>>>"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
>>>>>>>>"I'd eat you, but then I prefer beef stew."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.  PLEASE KEEP YOUR IMMATURE CASCADES IN ALT.CASCADE,
>>>>>>>OR ARE YOU IDIOTS TO BORED WITH YOUR OWN DRIBBLE.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>  It's drivel, you schmuck.
>>>>>Obviously, he has the brains of a hockey puck!
>>>>I don't give a fuck.
>>>Not even for a buck
>>Well how about a duck?
>Sorry, you're outta luck!
And the chicken said "cluck!"