HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: J.P.Knight@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd's Keeper)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I hate hole punches...
Date: 11 Jan 93 23:48:58 GMT
Organization: Dept of Comp. Studies, Loughborough University of Tech., UK.
Originator: jon@hill.lut.ac.uk

...when the bottom comes off after you hole punched your way though about
500 sheets of paper and your desk, clothes and floor get coated in those
little pellets of composed paper which you know will be there for days and
days no matter how much you try to find them all and then your cleaner will
make a subtle reference to them at the end of the week that will make you
feel bad all weekend and thus force you to make an extra special effort to
get the flat clean for her the next week.

Pah, little things in life.  Don't you just hate them?

Jon

-- 
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Jon Knight, Research Student in High Performance Networking and Distributed
Systems in the Department of _Computer_Studies_ at Loughborough University.
* Its not how big your share is, its how much you share that's important. *
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: clarkl@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Leslie Clark)
Subject: Hooray! It came! It came!
Summary: Hirsute, red, beatiful in the extreme.
Keywords: I like it, babe.
Organization: Purdue University
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 17:16:35 GMT

	Well, finally, after two years of wondering and three weeks of
unbearable itching agony, my first ever beard has filled out.  If I must
say so myself, I think it looks rather dashing.  It's a coppery red
color, with hints of gold when the sun shines through it the right way.
It sets off my otherwise ridiculous curly blond hair nicely, making my
head look a little less misshapen.

	Many times I have gone a week or so without shaving, to see if
it would grow nicely, but I always succumbed to the horrible itching
monster by slashing it off and setting it free from my face.  This time,
however, I was strong, and broke the wild beard before it broke me.  I
feel as though I have joined the ranks of many great bearded men, Karl
Marx, Old Abe Lincoln, and Charles Manson to name just a few.  Maybe now
I will be able to thoughtfully stroke my facial hair when pondering some
deep philosophical problem, such as wether to have Eggos (tm) or Kudos
(also tm) with my breakfast can of carbonated beverage.  Maybe now I
will be able to proudly wipe nasty food particles out of my moustache as
have many before me.  Ahhhhh....  The world awaits me.

	Zach (Although so far it has only acted as a handle for my
5-month old son to grip when he pulls himself upright)
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: jfhggei
Date: 5 Jan 93 22:26:19 GMT
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.

Congratulations! You've entered my killfile hall of fame at position#1!

have a nice day

L.
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Cashiers
Date: 6 Jan 1993 14:36:15 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1993Jan6.133410.14225@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>
>Rather than press the woman as to the definition of 'bug juice', I just
>grabbed my KY jelly and left. So scott, you out there? what DO they make
>caramel coloring from???

Easiest way to do it would be to oxidize sugar.  I don't know if they just
heat very evenly or if they use an oxidizer.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Thought
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 5 Jan 93 14:54:04 CST


In article <NF2wwB3w165w@mantis.co.uk>, mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
> What would the post office do if you changed your name to "Par Avion"?
> 
> 
> mathew
> 

I think you should try it.
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Software products I would really like to see
Date: 7 Jan 93 16:27:03 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


`Information' pages for your computerised Filofax.  As well as diary
pages, the computerised filofax should contain (at least):

          Assorted Clues
          Bicycle maintenance diagram
          Boy Scout badges
          Calorie counter
          Centrefolds from Playboy (or Boyz, if preferred)
          Executive computer games [1]
          First Aid chart
          Foreign language phrases
          Garfield cartoons
          Good Pubs Guide
          Guitar chords [2]
          I.Q. test paper
          Looking After Your Cat (Dog, Gerbil etc)
          Morse code chart
          Multiplication table
          Pizza recipes
          Six hole punched bars of chocolate
          Star signs
          Steam locomotive headlamp code chart
          Wild flower identification chart

[1] e.g. Sonic the Commuter
[2] With sound


-- 
Son, all the pretty,  intelligent,  healthy   #    Ken Johnson, AIAI,
young women are taken. It's a basic rule of   #    80 South Bridge, Edinburgh
the universe,  and if you don't like it, go   #    Tel 031-650 2756 
somewhere else.        -- my dad  1906-1992   #    Fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: thoughts on evolution while avoiding reading and waiting for food
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
X-Evolution-Thing: get a small bug and watch it dig in the dirt isn't it
		   neat how well it is adapted?
Summary: dogs are not cats are not burmese pythons
Keywords: grow
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 93 02:45:12 GMT


millions of years of evolution have finally converged to produce a culture
that enjoys the sight of gratuitous violence committed against members of
their own species. what the fuck went wrong?

evolution has made me, a beautifully inept grad student, able to write and
think worthless thoughts which do nothing to advance my position in this
loser food chain. i should be perpetually trying to get ahead so that i
might procreate as much as possible and spread my genome around the globe.

instead i walk around my apartment wondering what to do while i wait for
my meal to be cooked. i have no t.v. i have a stereo but it is not usually
enough to occumy my mind unless i am really tired. i'm not really tired. i
didn't want to read more science papers (although i should) so i sit down
and write this drivel. i need more water now.


--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: rec.humor.funny (was: Newscaster of the Month)
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 16:07:48 GMT

In <8110@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>#  After being found guilty on numerous counts of murder [...] Westley
>#  Dodd was scheduled to hang [The man on the telly said] "Well, there is
>#  no official word on Dodd's scheduled execution, so it seems his fate is
>#  up in the air for now....uh...no pun intended."
>HAW! HAW!! HAW!!! I GEDDIT!!!%!&!!@!
>MADDI HAUSMANN THINKS HANGINGS ARE FUNNY!!!
>AND ALISTAIR CALDER THINKS HANGINGS ARE FUNNY!!!
>WHAT A SICK PAIR OF CLUELESS, BRAIN-DEAD CRETINS THEY ARE!!!*!!

Well?  Have you ever SEEN a hanging?  No?  For all you know, a hanging
just MIGHT be a NON-STOP LAUGH RIOT.  Try collecting some experimental
DATA before wisecracking, OK?  Be sure to publish in a refereed journal.
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Kellogg's patent toasted anti-masturbation enema
Date: 11 Jan 1993 01:48:02 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <2345.6789dh0@dlac.ox.ac.uk> gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Sol van der Pughs) writes:
>Of course Mr Ceiliog was Welsh, which is why he still appears in that form
>on the outside of the boxes.  Like Mr Harlech, of the malted milk drink.

I don't think you realize the sheer brilliance of this.  The originators
of many breakfast cereals took wheat scraps that would otherwise be discarded,
toasted and puffed them, and then sold them for a premium.  They marketed their
waste products as exclusive merchandise.  This is entirely an American concept.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Mundane Request
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 14:53:49 GMT

I can't seem to find a valid email address for mrx; mrx@sgi.com
bounces unceremoniously at the SGI end. Anybody out there (x, for
instance) have an address that works?

-T

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (LCDR Michael E. Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Well, I'm back.
Date: 6 Jan 93 18:11:06 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <1iaks8INN1ka@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>
>And my 1993 Cabal Secret Message Decoder ring has not yet arrived.
>
>Was there a problem or something whilst I was away?

Yes.  The only address we had for you is now inhabited by the Naval
Investigative Service.  We certainly didn't want to give THEM the means to
understand what goes on in this froup.
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: i have a question
Date: 10 Jan 93 16:58:29 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <73244@cup.portal.com>, John_-_Winston@cup.portal.com writes:
> Dear People: I have been asked why I think people can go to Venus and 
> other planets after a conditioning period and how people from Venus 
> can come here. One of the first reasons that I believe it is that I
> have talked to a person from Venus who is living here now. This lady
> was about 28 years old at the time, married and had a young child.
> She did not like to tell anyone that she was from Venus because she
> knew by experience that people of Earth will really give you a hard
> time if you say you are from another planet and even kill you. People
> from other planets have been caught and killed by people of a certain
> type of church and the priest of that church praised the people for 
> doing it. A person by the name of Buck Nelson made some visits to 
> other planets and he was subjected to some energy that  over a two
> week period changed the resonant frequency of his body so that he
> could exist on Venus with no problem.
> Thats all the time I have now.
> John Winston.

Help me, I cant stop ...

Jason
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Infinite Loop
Date: 9 Jan 1993 11:39:16 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu


    "Were you being sarcastic just now?"
    "No."

5150
From: the lost cause
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SM ISO SF in the Boulder Colorado area
Date: 7 Jan 1993 16:45:29 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Distribution: world
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: jd-next.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <1993Jan6.221402.10927@fuug.fi> an4986@anon.penet.fi writes:
> 
> 
> I am a 30 year old single male professional in the Boulder Colorado area 
> looking for a female companionship for a long time relationship. 
> 

Gooley?????
--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: This is not a love song.
Summary: This is not a love song.
Keywords: love
Date: 9 Jan 93 00:45:14 GMT
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Followup-To: misc.jobs.offered,rec.pets,misc.test
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.

See?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jlanter@spider.wri.com (Jeff Lanter)
Subject: The Devil Drinks Milk In My Refrigerator
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.flame
Keywords: contest prize scam
Organization: Wolfram Research, Inc.
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 21:32:44 GMT

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The views, opinions, drivel, etc. expressed above do not necessarily
reflect those of my employer.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: Inappropriate Postings Explained
Summary: CLARIFICATION REQUESTED
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Distribution: world 
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 15:28:10 GMT

In article <C0onvD.Gw4@agora.rain.com> robart@agora.rain.com (Joe Bob) writes:
>In article <1993Jan9.192931.20992@dsg.cs.tcd.ie> cjmchale@dsg.cs.tcd.ie (Ciaran McHale) writes:
>>In <2935629969.1.p00258@psilink.com>
>>p00258@psilink.com (A.J. Janschewitz) writes:
>>>Some detective work has turned up the fact that all the cross-posting of 
>>>the "Garth Brooks" message thread was courtesy of a hidden x-ref that was 
>>>left to booby-trap the thread into several inappropriate areas.
>>>
>>>The fine fellow who perpetrated this is Roger Carasso (carasso@turing.org).
>
>
>  Thanks for the info on this asshole.
>
>
>


	Not really sure how we're s'posed to read this, Joe Bob.  Y'see, it's
	unclear to whom you're referring as 'asshole', Joe Bob.  Does 'asshole'
	refer to Roger David Carasso, Joe Bob?  Or do you mean to imply that
	Ciaran McHale is the asshole, Joe Bob?  Could you please clarify this
	for us, Joe Bob?

	Have a nice day, Joe Bob.




	(I have no joke here, I just like saying 'Joe Bob', Joe Bob.)


-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com	emrys@cellar.org
"You can tell he's doing well by the look in inhuman eyes,
	Better not compromise -
		It won't be easy!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Cashiers
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 13:34:10 GMT


YESTERDAY I had two of the more amusing experiences w/ cashiers Ive had
in a while. And both on the same day, too.

CASHIER 1: Working in the Pavilion XI, the place where ARA sells really
bad fast-food at outrageous prices. As I approach her to pay for my
'pizza' she says:

"And I tol him I didnt like his present. It hurt his feelings but I dont
give a shit. I mean, I told him before, you cant get me what i want just
dont get me nothin."

After paying, as i was walking away she began talking about how hard it
is to convince men to get married.

CASHIER 2: This was even better. I was at Phar-mor, and the three cashiers 
on duty were holding a conversation, despite their being separated by
several aisles and several customers. Naturally, the one at my register
was the loudest.

"And you know what they make the coloring for cokes and pepsis out of--
BUG JUICE"

(Disbelief from the other two cashiers)

"No, carmen, carmarel, whatever that stuffs called..."

"Caramel coloring"

"Yeah,t hat stuff. They mkae it out of BUG JUICE. Im never drinking
nothing I cant see thru anymore."

Rather than press the woman as to the definition of 'bug juice', I just
grabbed my KY jelly and left. So scott, you out there? what DO they make
caramel coloring from???
From: ranjit@unagi.cis.upenn.edu (Ranjit Bhatnagar)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Xmas report
Date: 7 Jan 93 03:59:16 GMT
	<=Nd=x3A@engin.umich.edu>
Organization: Ng!
In-reply-to: ldoering@engin.umich.edu's message of 7 Jan 93 00:14:18 GMT


   >About a year ago I sold my Colt AR-15 Model SP-1 to some guy named Bill
   >rp -- call and raise.

   Several years ago, a friend and I ordered 4 M-1 carbines from Southern
   ljd
   see you, and raise you a nickel

I smuggled 70 kg of enriched uranium from Ukraine to North
Korea.  On a dare.  In my vagina.  While improvising a
6-part fugue on the ocarina.

	-r.
	next!

--
"Trespassers w"   ranjit@grad1.cis.upenn.edu	mailrus!eecae!netnews!grad1!...
	The surface of the water where they move swiftly about in curves.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: New products from hell
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 16:18:59 GMT

To understand the following, all you gotta know is:
 
1) the citizen is a local newspaper.
2) I stole this off the back of a local satire magazine called FRANK.




          THE AMAZING CITIZEN SHREDDER(tm)

          Say goodbye to hours 
          of weekend boredom
          and misery reading
          your appallingly dull
          saturday Citizen...

...say hello to Frankland Capital's exclusive Ottawa Citizen Shredder.
In just minutes, the easy to operate Citizen Shredder converts the 300
page Saturday Citizen into a nourishing breakfast cereal.

          One Saturday Citizen provides enough Citizen Shreddies to
feed an average family for a week.  Just sprinkle on brown sugar and
Eagle Brand condensed milk, dump into the food processor, liquify and
serve.  Left-overs make ideal caulking for leaky windows

          The kids will love sitting down to eat all their favourite
columnists.  Watch their faces light up when they see Burt Stewed, Keri
Sweetman, and Shari-Davis Barron-o'Beef bobbing listlessly in their
bowls.

          The Citizen Shredder is yours free with every FRANK
subscription, if you act now.  And that's not all, for a limited time,
were also offering readers the Sunday Citizen Composter Kit -- turns
all four pages into biodegradable mulch.




Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: new! from Mattel!
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 15:29:04 GMT

bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:

>someone should make doll condoms for Sensitive, New Age, Responsible,
>PC Ken

Just tie off the end of a regular one if you're having a problem, Bill.

--mark
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ken Johnson's dad
Date: 9 Jan 93 01:15:42 GMT
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.

As I read yet another copy of the famous 'Ken Johnson's dad' .sig virus,
I wondered:

What had prompted Ken Johnson's dad to say these immortal words?
How often had Ken moaned about his love life and failure with the opposite
sex?
Who was Ken going out with to prompt these words?
Who was Ken NOT going out with to prompt these words?

Only Ken can tell us.

L.

** Good fathers are tactful when advising their sons - hypothesis **
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Can't do without them
Date: Tue, 05 Jan 93 18:03:43 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

But I'd feel completely naked...
                             ...without my clothes.


mathew

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.butt.harp
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: SIMILE OF THE YEAR
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 19:53:39 GMT

On tv the other night, A&E was advertising Agatha Christie's Miss Marple.
The voice-over guy said "She sticks to her case like chewing gum to a
cat."

There is hope for us yet.

RICHH
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Well, I'm back.
Date: 8 Jan 93 21:07:29 GMT
Organization: NCAR/UCAR

In article <C0JyBJ.854@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil>, dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
 
> Acually, Mr White is no longer a member of the Cabal.  His membership was
> terminated when pictures of him, his daughter, and a llama were discovered... 

Keep me out of this, dammit.  Or at least spell my name right.

-- 
/\    "I'm only a human girl person.  I ain't always perfect."--Rambling Rose
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
      \______________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: rebels
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 01:20:49 GMT

In article <C0noyE.904@phage.cshl.org> adams@isis.cshl.org (Chris Adams) writes:
>In article <9064@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
>tom boutell: rebel without elbow or knee joints

Fortunately I have one for my lips.

-T

You tore your dress

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: uk.politics,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Will Shetlanders pay?
Date: 6 Jan 93 18:11:49 GMT
Followup-To: uk.politics,talk.bizarre
Distribution: uk
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse

In article <1993Jan6.163831.15776@merlin.comlab.ox.ac.uk>
library@comlab.ox.ac.uk (Gordon Riddell) writes:

#  In the spirit of European unity wouldn't this be an appropriate moment
#  to hand The Shetland Islands back to the Danes (or was it the
#  Norwegians)?


There is scope for quite an interesting novel on this theme, a bit like
all those `If Hitler had taken Britain and established the Reich
here...' novels.  (Rule 1 of the Net: any sequence of follow-ups will
continue until somebody mentions Hitler.)

At first, the Tourist Board (the Danish Tourist Board, of course) would
market the place with a slogan like: VISIT THE SHETLAND ISLES ... 
THEY'VE GOT "DANISH" WRITTEN ALL OVER THEM. 

Later, just think: driving through the mud on the right; Sullam Voe with
a bacon factory and lots of moo-cows; crofters' wives eating Danish
pastries while their sons play with Lego on the traffic-free streets and
their daughters pose for pornographic pictures; and a train ferry to the
Scottish mainland. 

Meanwhile the Danish Kroner would collapse because the sum we originally
paid for the Shetlands, plus compound interest, would probably be
greater than the sum of all the money in the European Community. 

Nobody can pronounce the Danish language, but that doesn't matter
because the Shetlanders can't pronounce English anyway, they just sort
of go `oo, oo' into their beards -- even the women.  The Danish language
would probably inherit all 167 of the Shetland words for `wool'. 

Ken Johnson

-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent,      || Ken Johnson                           healthy young women are taken.         || A I Applications Institute
It's a basic rule of the universe,     || 80 South Bridge                       and if you don't like it,              || Edinburgh,  Scotland   EH1 1HN
go somewhere else.                     || Phone 031-650 2756   Fax 031-650 6513
               -- my dad  1906-1992    || E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Well, I'm back.
Date: 5 Jan 1993 00:31:04 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


And my 1993 Cabal Secret Message Decoder ring has not yet arrived.

Was there a problem or something whilst I was away?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre