From: sally@remarque.berkeley.edu (S. A. Wilson)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: Greg's Spoilers (was Night-time episode this year?)
Date: 22 Dec 1992 08:31:32 GMT
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In article <1992Dec22.010717.16449@panix.com> spira@panix.com (Greg "Sarcasm Is A Way Of Life" Spira) writes:

>
>Some news:
>
>Despite what I said earlier, it appears that tptb decided not to
>age Kim's kids after all.  They show up tomorrow unaged in what may
>be Patsy's last show.

>
>Soap Opera Now! reports (all those who are faint of heart leave now)
>that the writers plan on giving Marlena a 2nd personality, one that
>will go after John (while the other one stays with Roman).  I myself
>will not comment.

Gosh, how original. I guess since Pasty left suddenly they had
all this extra material and did not want it to go to waste, this
plus the fact that TPTB and the writers could not come up
with an original, exciting, and well writen storyline if it
painted itself naked, and dance naked on a harpsicord, singing
original, exciting, and well writen storyline are us (with
apologies to Rowen Atkinson). 
>
>And some spollers
>
>
>Marlena and John continue to connect.  Feeling guilty, Marlena goes to bed
>with Roman.

Actually this does have potential. Sure will make LittleMissWorld-
TravellerButWouldSheTakeHerYOUNGERSisterAlongWithHer,NOOOOOO most
happy. 
>
>Carly and Larry spend a week discussing what/how to tell Nikki the truth.

Wow more rehashed dialogue for the all powerful writers...a week,
hum, I think two days max will do it. More opertunity for
Larry to be completed screwed up, and for us to be privileged by
Crystal profound acting skills, so that again we can be all
moved by her depth, and be sorry for the character....Thank
god for FF button.
>
>Vivian begs for Voctor's help.
>
Woooo Voctor, a new character. A villan? We so desperately
need one. All the men who have been around Carly are
wussies now. 
>Carrie executes her plan to keep Austin from fighting.
Exciting...Though I must admit it would be rather
fun watching Muldoon try and fight, and for the
writers to come up with a boxing scene. Though kill
the guy already he SUCKS, and so does Rinna (Billie).
Carrie as played by Christie is too damn good, and
to intelligent looking to even look at the likes
of them let alone have them as such close friends.
>
>Jack pursues the Spectator.
Interesting...Jack has to go back to work there.
Also, scrap this Jennifer Deveraux show and
have them working together at the paper.
>
>Sorry I still can't bring a full report; I'm still mostly bedridden.
Well get well soon...
>
>Greg 
>
>
>>Crystal Chappell and Michael Sabatino will not get a primetime television
>>show next season--taking over "Cheers" old spot.
>
>No, of course not.  NBC will need a full 2 hour movie for Carly all all
>by herself each week.  (Actually, Seinfeld will get Cheers' spot next year)
>
Damn [slapping my forehead] what a mamalucca I am, geez, of course
a full 2 hr. movie...actually premise will be Crystal and Michael
honoring all the great scenes from the low grade, a Star, soft-prono
flicks such as 9 1/2 Weeks, Black Orchid, Black Orchid II, etc. The
first two hour flick will be a watered down version of "Deep Throat,"
entitled "Deep Eyebrows." "Crystal I know Linda Lovelace, and you're
no Linda Lovelace..."



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