HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: v115qha3@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Donald R Miller)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Why girls masturbate
Keywords: LoBsTeR alert
Date: 13 Apr 92 22:08:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <44500@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes...
>In article <1992Apr6.224903.7929@acsu.buffalo.edu> v115qha3@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Donald R Miller) writes:
>>
>>
>>has anyone seen evan ?
> 
>Yes, YES I did, just now, there he goes... right there..... over there....
>go get him..... now...... quick..... oh, you mised him, what are you?
>STOOPID?  *SMACK*
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
>^L
> 
>   _________________                                 If you don't move a vowel 
>  |  ___  ________  |                                every day, you become 
>  | |  / /        | |  Jason Balicki (KodaK)          ___    constanated.... 
>  | | / /         | |  kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu    ////
>  | |< < K O D A K| |  Purdue University            //// 
>  | | \ \         | |  W. Lafayette, IN        ___ //// 
>  | |__\ \________| |                          \\\X/// 
>  |_________________|                           \XXX/ Only Amiga..... 
>^L
>   _________________                                 If you don't move a vowel 
>  |  ___  ________  |                                every day, you become 
>  | |  / /        | |  Jason Balicki (KodaK)          ___    constanated.... 
>  | | / /         | |  kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu    ////
>  | |< < K O D A K| |  Purdue University            //// 
>  | | \ \         | |  W. Lafayette, IN        ___ //// 
>  | |__\ \________| |                          \\\X/// 
>  |_________________|                           \XXX/ Only Amiga..... 
>^L
>   _________________                                 If you don't move a vowel 
>  |  ___  ________  |                                every day, you become 
>  | |  / /        | |  Jason Balicki (KodaK)          ___    constanated.... 
>  | | / /         | |  kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu    ////
>  | |< < K O D A K| |  Purdue University            //// 
>  | | \ \         | |  W. Lafayette, IN        ___ //// 
>  | |__\ \________| |                          \\\X/// 
>  |_________________|                           \XXX/ Only Amiga..... 
>^L
EVAN the great is now dead.................-Don at UB
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1409 alt.religion.kibology:1510 alt.exploding.kibo:117 alt.slack:1324
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.slack
Subject: Re: a slight problem....
Keywords: Elvis is my pail
Date: 7 Apr 92 13:24:42 GMT
Article-I.D.: nsisrv.1992Apr7.132442.2738
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923

In article <1992Apr7.044112.23964@mcs.gvsu.edu> bryant@perlis.mcs.gvsu.edu (John Q. Public) writes:
>In article <+#njjsg@lynx.unm.edu> cease@carina.unm.edu (cecilia marie deblasi) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>Elvis gives you pride.
>Elvis influences the tides.
Elvis can't hide.

>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
From: sgcclmj@citec.oz.au (Liz Jones)
Subject: Re: today's lesson
Organization: CiTeC, Queensland
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 23:31:45 GMT


puchm@marsh.cs.curtin.edu.au (Richard Puchmayer) writes:
: sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat) writes:
: 
: >Some of you may 
: >doubt my foresight, but let them notice that this article is totally
: >right-justified without any artificial spacing, thereby assuring you
: >that I have powers far beyond those of most mortals and am for real.
: 
:     Let this faithfull bow his head in your general direction.
:     How the f**k did you ever manage that.


it's really very simple.
you take the actual total of characters (including spaces and punctuation
marks)
and addit to the projected total of characters in the amount of lines you
estimate it will take to write your wisdom,
then you divide the whole thing by the square root of the number of
apostrophes you intend on using (correct spelling of course)
and there is your answer:  (the answer being the number of spaces to leave
at the right of each line so that it will appear right justified but in
actual fact isn't, owing to the refractive warp of the fibre optics that
relay your message across the world).

you will of course notice that my prose is not appearing right-justified.
that is because i lost my calculator that determines the actual square root
(with warp factor applied).

honestly!

no justification
no opinions
no idea
no .sig
you know?
From: bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: a slight problem....
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 6 Apr 92 13:31:25 GMT
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923

In article <+#njjsg@lynx.unm.edu> cease@carina.unm.edu (cecilia marie deblasi) writes:
>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>Elvis has five brides.
>Elvis gives you pride.
Elvis went for a ride.

>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
From: bryant@perlis.mcs.gvsu.edu (John Q. Public)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: a slight problem....
Keywords: Elvis is my pail
Date: 7 Apr 92 04:41:12 GMT
Article-I.D.: mcs.1992Apr7.044112.23964
Organization: The Alex Lifeson Fan Club

In article <+#njjsg@lynx.unm.edu> cease@carina.unm.edu (cecilia marie deblasi) writes:
>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>Elvis has five brides.
>Elvis gives you pride.
Elvis influences the tides.

 
>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
>
From: sl7w3@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  It's alive! (and kickin'!)
Date: 7 Apr 92 17:51:39 GMT
Article-I.D.: cc.1992Apr7.115139.54268
Followup-To: alt.fan.john-palmer
Organization: Utah State University

In article <2551@dozo.and.nl>, jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
> In article <1992Apr6.221849.21631@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
> |In article <1992Apr6.194333.9884@pegasus.com> alto@pegasus.com (Andrea Ostensoe) writes:
> |>In article <BM4wH0.vE@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
> |>>In article <1992Apr2.144332.10681@ncmicro.lonestar.org> ltf@ncmicro.lonestar.org (Lance Franklin) writes:
> |>>>In article <92092.153752U21187@uicvm.uic.edu> U21187@uicvm.uic.edu (John Schulien) writes:
> |>>>}machman@milton.u.washington.edu (The Machman) says:
> |>>>}> take this thread out of alt.drugs NOW.
> |>>>}bake this bread out of yeasty slugs. WOW!
> |>>>fake out Fred with this plastic bug. YOW!
> |>>Kill this thread, or even unsub.  AND HOW!
> |>take my dog out for a dump...........BOW WOW!
> |Fake the hog out 'till he's plump . . . YUM!
> I got a $40 bill, say you can't make me ... CUM!

 Take lessons and play my pubus like a ...DRUM!
 
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology,alt.tasteless
From: maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story)
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 07:04:09 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523
Keywords: Elvis is my pal

In article <1992Apr8.202926.15060@ecsvax.uncecs.edu> welsh@odin.ncssm.edu (Matt Welsh) writes:
>In article <1992Apr6.160600.277@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>In article <no2His9j6@cs.psu.edu> dsbarr@cs.psu.edu writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr6.132914.22468@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>>>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>>Elvis can slide.
>>Elvis can glide.
>Elvis, try my lox-and-tomato gum pie!
Elvis, I just mocked your sinister sigh!

>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.


Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1628 alt.slack:1490
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: LAZLONG
From: jaws@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (James Woods)
Date: 8 Apr 92 22:31:26 +0900
Followup-To: alt.stupidity
Distribution: world
Organization: Computer Science, Northern Territory University, Australia

In article <92098.083422IO20462@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> IO20462@MAINE.MAINE.EDU writes:
>"Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by
>legislation.  Stupidity is not a sin, the victim cannot help being
>stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the
>sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out
>automatically and without pity."
>
>
>                               -Lazarus Long
>
>(contributed by Paul G. Dickey)

STOOPIDITY ROOLS

(Thats why we persecute ourselves)

_______________________________________________________________________________
James Woods.
jaws@pandanus.ntu.edu.au
	     ___________________________________________________
	    /                                                   \
	    | You don't have to be a pisshead to live in Darwin. |
	    |   But then, you don't HAVE to have any friends!    |
	    \                                                   /
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,talk.bizarre
From: dise@nightshade.cs.odu.edu (Aegis)
Subject: Re: Human Sexuality -- Pizza
Organization: DUBL-D Enterprises, Inc.
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 02:32:37 GMT

In alt.sex,
In article <1992Apr16.200324.939@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> scotth@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (Scott Hibbetts) writes:
>
>I like women, but I prefer them not to taste like anchovies.
>

<blink>

Nevermind.

			--Aegis

-- 
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 I should've given the world to the monkeys."  Elvis Costello, _God's_Comic_
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Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1375 alt.exploding.kibo:94 alt.religion.kibology:1480
From: bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 6 Apr 92 13:29:14 GMT
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923

In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>Elvis is my guide.
>Elvis has five brides.
Elvis can't hide.

>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
From: alpinist@eskimo.celestial.com (David Butler)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Call For Formation Of New Newsgroup
Date: 12 Apr 92 18:21:10 GMT
Organization: =>ESKIMO NORTH (206) 367-3837 SEATTLE, WA.<=

In article <1992Apr10.045052.26060@cs.odu.edu> dise@nightshade.cs.odu.edu (Aegis) writes:
>Quoth Ernst Tamm:
>>	 HOLD ON A SECOND ! I DO AGREE THAT THE LATEST FAD, CASCADING,
>>	 DOES DESERVE ITS OWN GROUP, BUT YOUR REASONS FOR IT ARE WARPED.
>>						      -ERNIE

>REPENT, REPENT, REPENT!!!  SENSE YOU MADE!!!  THAT YOU CAN'T DO!!!
>AT ONCE MUST YOUR APOLOGY BE MADE!!  GO NOW, BE GONE WITH YE!!!
>TO STUDY ALL THINGS STOOPID YOU MUST GO!  FORTH YOU MUST GO, THE

I agree.  The origional post was dumb but not truly stupid.  Only 
halfway to being appropriate to this group.

Obstoopidity:  I hate cascading threads.  Maybe I'm too dumb to understand
    ^^         that they really contain the key to the universe if I would
  Is this      only read them more carefully over and over.
 enough o's?

Obwhine:  Whatever happened to the good discussions of what is the better
religion?  Kitchen appliances, rodents (deceased), or the Pink Fish.
Oh where is the wise sayings of the pink fish when you need them?

-- 
****************************************************************************
* Dave                          *               The Alpinist               *
* alpinist@eskimo.celestial.com *            DARE to be stoopid!           *
****************************************************************************
From: dise@nightshade.cs.odu.edu (Aegis)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AH - AH - AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Date: 16 Apr 92 01:11:15 GMT
Organization: DUBL-D Enterprises, Inc.






			REPUBLICAN
From: u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au (Richard Barry Ling)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Oh, no! not again...
Date: 10 Apr 92 15:43:30 GMT
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Wollongong University, Australia

> In article <911414p.6@cs.aie.ca>, 911414p@ace.bwrl.iac.au (KAMERAD NABILOVSKY) writes...
> >>>>>>In article <1992Mar17.223122.9448@he.udi.au>

>>>>>>>>>>[HEADERS DELETED...]

> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>In article tom@kgs.zxcv.ca (Rowan McCray) says

> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>by using hardware, but I can't set the registers up properly.
> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Could someone explain how this is done.
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Court's some neck pain - now that is dumb
> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Caught son in sea plane - was not fun.
> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Caught an arse pain, wasn't wearing one.
> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>Car tart spins on rain while in gear one
> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>Cunts and penises reign, my love gear is 1' (10" actually)
> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>Cut off his penis with train, that'll make him run
> >>>>>>>>> >>>>Bat off in Ben's brain, then baking some
> >>>>>>>>> >>>I don't know how to rhyme
> >>>>>>>>> >>My goat knows how to mime
> >>>>>>>>> >My boat shows up on time
> >>>>>>>>>My boots bring up a shine
> >>>>>>>>I throw up on old timers
> >>>>>>>I collect all these one-liners
> >>>>>>I select tall sleazy slimers.
> >>>>>I reject calls from wheezing miners.
> >>>>I retract balls from teasing moaners.
> >>>I re-grease bearings on wearing motors
> >>I release beatings by tearing floaters.
> >I please teats by careful fondles.
>Eye-witness tears in chopper's rotors

I'll piss on stairs & in chapels' fonts.

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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: RE: STEVEN CAVANAGH 
From: nunn@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Date: 6 Apr 92 15:34:17 +0900
Reply-To: nunn@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Distribution: world
Organization: Computer Science, NTU

>I'm starting to think that women just aren't worth it. I was in the
>local shopping mall yesterday when I saw a nice- looking sheila
>staggering towards a closed door with two large bags of groceries.
>Eager to demonstrate that the art of being a gentleman is not
>dead, I rushed forward to open the door for her.

>Unfortunately, it was an automatic door :-(


AHA AHAHA A AHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHHA.....your a bloody twinkle!!!
From: haha@vipunen.hut.fi (Harri Haanp{{)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 8 Apr 92 09:42:10 GMT
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland

>> >>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>> >>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>> >>>>Elvis has five brides.
>> >>>Elvis can't hide.
>> >>Elvis can slide.
>> >Elvis can glide.
>> Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
>> >Elvis is Alive!!!   (sorry couldn't  resist)
Elvis is outside.
From: ljung@cae.wisc.edu (David Ljung)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Some lone soul who thinks noone cares
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:57:59 GMT
Article-I.D.: doug.1992Apr14.115806.25243
Distribution: alt.stupidity
Organization: Spawning Cow! Productions



In article <MCCLA_D.92Apr13225029@aelle.cs.odu.edu> mccla_d@aelle.cs.odu.edu (dennis mcclain-furmanski) writes:
>Who cares?

I do.      <sniff>
From: glj27240@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (the cult of Carrie )
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Quote...
Date: 6 Apr 92 20:48:29 GMT
Article-I.D.: ux1.1992Apr6.204829.19767
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

sgcclmj@citec.oz.au (Liz Jones) writes:

>glj27240@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (the cult of Carrie) writes:
>: churchh@ut-emx.uucp (Henry Churchyard) writes:
>: 
>: 
>: >  ``You should try everything once, except incest and folk-dancing.''
>: >      -- quote from someone, I forget who.
>: 
>: a puritan no doubt.  always wanting others to miss out on the fun.  

>his name was/is Thomas Beecham
>it is staring at me from the calendar on my desk,
>with april 6 on it.

>how come 90% of the posts in the newsgroup are following on from the last one
>in a really stupid manner?

>this isn't alt.stupidity is it?

                                                       >(go on i dare you to)

(we'll just shove that aside for moment)

Ah, but you see - it's the sincerity beneath the stupidity....
there, there lies the earnest and tragic subtlity....

(now, what was that?)  
-- 
							 
                                                  the cult of Carrie 
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1615 talk.bizarre:11382 alt.whine:329
From: tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (The sound of hoofprints 'cross the glade...)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: alt.cascade anyone? (was Re: Aaaaaaaiiiieeeeee...)
Date: 13 Apr 92 18:26:24 GMT
Article-I.D.: mac.1992Apr13.122625.2430
Reply-To: tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (The face behind the mask)


 writes
> kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
> }Please do your part to conserve valuable bandwidth.  Don't cascade this.
> Please eat your lard to preserve terrible Norse myths.  Don't parade, miss.
Please spew your fart to reserve variable seat widths.  Don't lemonade-piss.

--
+------------------------------------------v------------------------+
|Doctor Stomper  (aka T. M. Neeck)         |                        |
|NeXT:  tneeck@math.macalstr.edu           |      Isaac Asimov      |
|VAX:  tneeck@mac.cc.macalstr.edu          |       1920--1992       |
|DISCLAIMER:  I'm Too Sexy For Opinions... |                        |
>------------------------------------------^------------------------<
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology,alt.tasteless
From: patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey)
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Summary: Not!
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Organization: The Committee to Hunt Down and Permanently Kill Elvis
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 00:16:11 GMT

In article <1992Apr6.160600.277@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>In article <no2His9j6@cs.psu.edu> dsbarr@cs.psu.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Apr6.132914.22468@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>Elvis can slide.
>Elvis can glide.
Elvis -- hasn't he yet *died*?

>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.


-- 
Patrick L. Humphrey  (patrick@is.rice.edu)  Rice Networking & Computing Systems
  +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 713 776-1541 at home. 713 527-4056 at Willy's Pub.
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                     I *don't* trust my government.
From: c121501@phobos.ucc.umass.edu (Marc Picquendar)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: WHAT?!
Date: 6 Apr 92 04:41:00 GMT
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <5APR199212303505@phobos.ucc.umass.edu>, shmueli@student.umass.edu writes...
>Can someone please expalain to me how come good computing resources
>are wasted on this stupid newsgroop?
> 
Good computing resources are never wasted, this is just recycling.
Marc
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1606 alt.slack:1487 alt.flame:6980 alt.religion.kibology:1686 alt.exploding.kibo:197 talk.bizarre:11370 alt.whine:326
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.slack,alt.flame,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,talk.bizarre,alt.whine,alt.cascade,alt.anti.cascade
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Date: 16 Apr 92 19:38:59 GMT
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923

davros@leo.unm.edu (DAVROS) writes:
>ALY101@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
>>mckinzie@schaefer.math.wisc.edu (Mark McKinzie) says:
>>>royander@sal-sun109.usc.edu (Roy Anderson) writes:
>>>>bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>>>|>cease@carina.unm.edu (Cecilia De Blasi) writes:
>>>>|>>davros@vesta.unm.edu (DAVROS) writes:
>>>>|>>>jxj5824@hertz.njit.edu (JJ) writes:
>>>>|>>>>klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
>>>>|>>>>>bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>>>|>>>>>>dkelly@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Rocky Horror) writes:
>>>>|>[MIA]
>>>>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside.
>>>>|>>>>>>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>|>>>>>>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>>|>>>>>>>>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>>>|>>>>>>>>>Elvis can slide.
>>>>|>>>>>>>>Elvis can glide.
>>>>|>>>>>>>Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
>>>>|>>>>>>Elvis likes to fold red hide.
>>>>|>>>>>Elvis liked the old red light district.
>>>>|>>>>Elvis bites his mom and dies.
>>>>|>>>Elvis saw me so I am alive.
>>>>|>>Elvis taught me how to jive.
>>>>|>Elvis bought a can of Spam.
>>>>Elvis said 'Therefore I am!'
>>>Elvis died whilst in the can!
>>Elvis eats my white toe jam.
>>>Elvis was a big fat man!
>>>>Elvis, 'caus he has a hip tan. (note the extra '>'s for the anti-cascade(tm) intent)
From: scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: WHAT AN INSULT!!
Date: 10 Apr 92 05:46:55 GMT

Hey guys, look what I found in rec.arts.sf.movies :
From: v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.movies
Subject: WakeUpCall from the Real World!
Keywords: Could Batman Beat the T-1000
Date: 10 Apr 92 02:21:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


     This is quite possibly the stupidest thread I have ever
     seen on this, or any other, newsgroup, and that's saying
     something.    


          ^Hot Damn, That Pie Was Good!^
                     Common Phrases Heard at
                     RR Diner #32.

          ^Scott Gorcey, v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu^


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It looks like we're slipping. We better give up all those stale cascades
and get into some serious stoopidness!


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Steven Cavanagh                 |        So many women-
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