From: cvafy006@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Kindergarten flamer can't flame!
Date: 9 Jan 93 08:20:48 GMT
Organization: California State Polytechnic University, Pomona
Nntp-Posting-User: cvafy006



In article <P2Nfs*OT0@prolix.apana.org.au>, dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
writes (oh, can't you do better than that!!!???):
> In article <1993Jan5.095138.1@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu>, cvafy006@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu writes:
> 
>> 	Let me get this straight...
> 
> Oh look, another confused twonk on the highway of the net.  "Get
> out of the fast lane, you slowbie!"
> 
> <fx Honk Honk!>
> 
>> even though this is alt.flame, there are rules restricting the
>> ways you can flame?
> 
> You mean that you weren't aware?  There are rules concerning the
> minimum amount of relevance, the maximum amount of slander, the
> mindlessness quotiant of a viable target, the long-windedness of
> a post, the anti-control-freak component, and the secret cabal
> ingrediant that only the few will ever have to worry about.
> 
>> So if I type something and someone responds with "F*** You"
>> they can be kicked off of the net if I forward his/her posting to
>> the sysadmin???
> 
> If people get pissed off with what you write in just alt.flame,
> then they are the victims of a reality inversion.  If you believe
> in such things, then it might be appropriate for you to worry.
> 
> As it stands, you should just worry without cause, because there
> is nothing about your message that warrants anything other than
> the sincerest amount of disgust at your imbecilic farcical self.
> 
>> 	Also, HOW does a person get kicked off of the net?  On my account, to
>> access the news I just type "NNEWS" to get in. 
> 
> Golly, do tell us more. 
> 
> No, let me save you the effort.
> 
> "When Daniel wakes up, he gets out of bed!"
> 
> "When Daniel takes a leak he uses his poor excuse for a dick."
> 
> "When Daniel breaths, he uses his lungs."
> 
> "When Daniel wants to tell 44,000 net.readers that he is an utter
> fuckchop, he writes banalities into alt.flame, and sits back to
> await the unfortunate responses to his torpid git-like vomitus."
> 
>> 	Let me know how this works...you can flame me for the first paragraph
>> but the second paragraph is truly a question to which I would like a
>> straightforward answer (please).
> 
> Well, gee, thanks for telling everyone when and where they can
> flame you, and why, and how to invoke the news program to be able
> to read the news in first place. Perhaps you ought to explain to
> people how to open doors, or how to walk and chew gum!
> 
>> 						Wanks in advance,
>> 						Daniel Rouse, Jr.
>> 						Fuckhead, Computer Engineering
> 
> Daniel Rouse Snr is a wanker too.
> 
> Dac
> --
> dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
> dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
>                     <Using ARN on an Amiga 4000. Yay!>

	Reason I asked is because other newsgroup "subscribers" were
threatening to send messages to the sysadmin -- if there are no rules...fine. 
Now, I don't think you understood (are you capable of understanding?)...

	Don't you even have a clue?!?!?!   I asked a (newbie) vquestion
because I want to keep my account.  I am very disappointed with your lack of
originality in your posting.  Rest assured that I hold you with about as much
respect as I hold to an ant (which I will immediately stomp on when I see one).
Essentially, I won't play flame wars with you becuase you don't know how to
flame.  Flame me personally if I flame you personally...not the reverse.  I
sincerely hope that your systems operator whereever you are has revoked your
account, because you don't use the network right.  If you're going to flame,
then FLAME...don't give me kindergarten crap!
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