HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (brett mcinnes)
Subject: Re: Dizzy Gillespie has passed
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 01:39:35 GMT


ujwb@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu (Jeff Beer) writes:
: They mentioned it on the Tonight Show last night, too.
: Then they let Branford make about a 15 second tribute to Diz on Manteca.
: All this so Leno can do the lamest skit I ever saw, called Elvis Presly
: vs. Amish Presly.
: Then later on they have on Kenny G.
: 
: As I said in rec.music.bluenote, if this planet got nuked by some jazz
: loving extra-terrestials, I wouldn't be sad.
: 
: Jeff
Jazz-loving extraterrestrials? Christ, give me a break. But even more
stupid than this was that idiot who compared Gillespie favourably with
Beethoven.
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:3601 alt.religion.santaism:83
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.religion.santaism
Subject: Re: narcissus seeks friend
Date: 12 Jan 93 16:18:39 GMT
	<1993Jan11.074333.12858@nuscc.nus.sg> <C0oy8n.CL4@dcs.ed.ac.uk>
	<1993Jan11.165421.17795@maths.tcd.ie>
Organization: NMSU Computer Science

In article <1993Jan11.165421.17795@maths.tcd.ie> steely@maths.tcd.ie (Conor Hogan) writes:

<>> : in alt.personals ap.233@cupid.sai.com writes:
<>> : >
<>> : > I'm blond, blue eyes, 5'9", 150lbs and 28. 
<>> : > Seeking same.

<>I'm dark, brown eyes 2'3" 20lBs and 234. Seeking sanity. :-)
<>-- 
 
<  I'm two foot tall with no limbs and seeking santy.

	Oh, then you is in the wrong grup. Here, I'll crosspost
	to alt.religion.santaism, where you may find Santy.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (brett mcinnes)
Subject: Re: The Sarfatti Papers continued
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 05:39:25 GMT

sarfatti@well.sf.ca.us (Jack Sarfatti) writes:
: 
:    It's 1944 in Flatbush. I'm a kid of five.  The war is on.  I lay in bed
: thinking, thinking. "What is time? What is time? What will I look like in
: five years - in ten years - in twenty years?"  I sense that there are
: monsters watching me when I am alone.  I am never really alone.  It may
: look like I'm alone, but they are always watching.  I sense them in my
: mind.  I better hide under the covers so the monsters won't know I'm here.
: If I keep very still they won't hurt me.
: 
:      Mickey Mouse{XE "Mouse, Mickey" \r "Mouse"} in Tommorrow Land had a
: big impact on me.
: If flying saucers from our future ever do land on the White House lawn I'll
: bet Walt Disney{XE "Disney, Walt" \r "Disney"} characters will step out.
: Disney and other cartoonists may have been telepathically programmed from
: the future.  With advances in genetic engineering future men will be able
: to fashion any kind of creature they wish to.
: 
And he's *not* joking.                    : 
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (brett mcinnes)
Subject: Facts do not exist...
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 09:29:29 GMT

othman@ntrc25.ntrc.ntu.ac.sg  writes in soc.culture.asean
: 
: Facts need not be 100% accurate because there is no such thing.
: At least we can say observations/ rumours as potential sources of facts.
: To support an argument with facts( provided they are honestly quoted) is
: better than just come to a conclusion, like the Malaysian chinese who
: feel that they are 2nd class citizens without even quoting facts.
: 	Even though the facts are not reliable, just quote them so that 
: some other people can challenge them just like what I did.
: 
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Subject: eee! )Was: More Vogon Poetry(
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 20:51:27 GMT

In article <1993Jan10.131942.1@hamp.hampshire.edu> aalpern@hamp.hampshire.edu writes:
<SNeeee! Floo hoominie flar reechbac! In hoom  flor gintu ma? Nay, twas slithy
<the jawwani re! Ech glothar flotho uma!

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From: trimblte@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Todd E Trimble)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: *really* stupid adult tricks
Date: 7 Jan 1993 05:25:58 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: trimblte@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Todd E Trimble)
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-19.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <1id91bINN66f@shelley.u.washington.edu>  
kaygee@hardy.u.washington.edu (Kevin Giansante) writes:
-->In article: 86, pardo@cs.washington.edu (David Keppel) suggests
-->sending e-mail to `sehari@iastate.edu', who did, after all,
-->request us to do exactly that.
-->
-->
-->Be creative, boys and girls.

Well, can anyone else get through to this guy.  I was creative, but my  
mail bounced.  (What a great joy it is to recieve your own annoying mail  
back.)
--
Todd Eric Trimble
<Quote from me>   <Disclaimer>    <List of quotes from others>
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.flame
From: pardo@cs.washington.edu (David Keppel)
Subject: *really* stupid adult tricks
Reply-To: sehari@iastate.edu
Organization: Computer Science & Engineering, U. of Washington, Seattle
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 93 05:21:55 GMT

Some guy decided he had to save the world via USElessNET and posts the
following message to about a dozen newsgroups that I read.  Probably
more that I don't.  But what's *really* stupid is he posted a separate
message to each newsgroup, instead of posting one message to a bunch of
newsgroups at once.  So I saw one on `rec.bicycles.tech', one on
`rec.bicycles.marketplace', one on `rec.bicycles.misc', ...  I'm
sending him separate e-mail each time I see one and I encourage you to
do the same.  `sehari@iastate.edu'.  May his e-mail box floweth over.

Oh well, at least he didn't say "please follow up to this newsgroup" :-)

	;-D on  ( What kind of annoys annoys a stupid-watcher )  Pardo

Here's one to start you off:
>---
>
>What type of new innovation, software or products do you want to be
>introduced to the market place.  No answer is stupid.  The things
>that might be unachievable to you, might be very easy to produce
>by others.  You could become part of history by initiating the process of
>innovation.
>
>Send your answers, along with it's possible applications to me via
>Email.  We might be able to produce things that you might never thought
>possible, for you. My Email Address is sehari@iastate.edu.
>
>Thank you.
>
>                       With highest regards,
>                            Babak   Sehari.
>
>P.S.  This message is being automatically posted to all unix wide bbs'. 
>This post does not mean that I approve or disapprove this newsgroup.  Also,
>the moderator of the moderated newsgroups, such as rec.humor.funny, should 
>decide if they want this posting in their newsgroup.
>
>--
From: cvads021@vmsa.is.csupomona.edu (Carl R. Knecht)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: glorm
Keywords: poetry, vogon
Date: 8 Jan 93 19:25:00 GMT
Organization: Cal Poly, Pomona
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1993Jan8.133022.4607@cs.utwente.nl>, terwindt@cs.utwente.nl (Alfred Terwindt) writes...
>In article <5JAN199314284738@vmsa.is.csupomona.edu> cvads021@vmsa.is.csupomona.edu (Carl R. Knecht) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan4.192601.1@hamp.hampshire.edu>, aalpern@hamp.hampshire.edu writes...
>>>aaahnm! Gur moot gwie sarti hoom slotha. Gim frumheld hurthig slithy noam.
>>>Mayhoom hellds friesno gliiewa? Perhimn foos slie phool. Nay, Trurl did
>>>gooiminy hum frie slo! In goom drun gippa hoom hiemne froo froo (fru fru?)
>>>goot sloar!
>>> 
>>>				-foo! 
>>>				-snorfindel
>>
>>
>>OH NO!!!  VOGON POETRY!!!!!  RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!!
> 
>I don't get it, what's Vogon poetry ?
>Is it a kind of poetry, or poetry in Vogon language ?
>Sorry if this question was asked before, but I couldn't find it in the FAQ.
>Any help would be appriciated, GOA.
> 
Vogon Poetry is "poetry" made by beings known as Vogons.  This comes from the
remarkable froody book Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Hope this helped!

+---------------------------------------------------------------+
|  The yub yub meister hast returnth!  | yub yub, Carl          |
|                                      | cvads021@csupomona.edu | 
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
From: z3kpw@ttacs1.ttu.edu ("Wheeler, Kevin")
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: get this:
Date: 4 Jan 93 10:58:00 GMT
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Organization: University of Maine System
Date: Monday, 11 Jan 1993 21:02:54 EST
From: <IO20746@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: narcissus seeks friend
 <1993Jan11.074333.12858@nuscc.nus.sg> <C0oy8n.CL4@dcs.ed.ac.uk>
 <1993Jan11.165421.17795@maths.tcd.ie>

In article <1993Jan11.165421.17795@maths.tcd.ie>, steely@maths.tcd.ie (Conor
Hogan) says:
>
>>> : in alt.personals ap.233@cupid.sai.com writes:
>>> : >
>>> : > I'm blond, blue eyes, 5'9", 150lbs and 28.
>>> : > Seeking same.
>
>>I'm dark, brown eyes 2'3" 20lBs and 234. Seeking sanity. :-)
>>--
>I'm two foot tall with no limbs and seeking santy.
>
>
I don't know who ever wrote this original entry, but damn you
sure blew it. Unless this was the response you were looking for.

heh

eric
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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>                         |   mobiles...SO LONG AS YOU DON'T GO OUT AND DO
>IT.."
>----------------------------------------------(W.S.Burroughs aka God)---------
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: wooga wooga wooga
From: cvads021@vmsa.is.csupomona.edu (Carl R. Knecht)
Date: 11 Jan 1993 08:54 -0800
Distribution: world
Organization: Cal Poly, Pomona
Keywords: AND Nick the plastic lizard of Milwaukee
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

In article <1ipo8cINNl44@uwm.edu>, jethro@miller.cs.uwm.edu (Mary Ellen Paul) 
writes...
>Wooga wooga wooga!

PARTY ALERT!!!  PARTY ALERT!!!

yub yub, Rialtus
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (brett mcinnes)
Subject: From the most stupid person on the whole net
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 05:37:09 GMT

dsholtsi@csl36h.csl.ncsu.edu (Doug Holtsinger) writes:
:   "It was easy to shrug off an aborted pregnancy as nothing more than
:    a sack of blood and globs of tissue--as many pro-choice activists
:    did--if one never saw fetal remains, or products of conception (POC),
:    as they were known in medical circles.  But the nurses, medical
:    assistants, and doctors who worked inside procedure rooms knew
:    that while an eight-week POC was indeed a sack of blood and
:    globs of tissue, an eleven-week POC harbored tiny arms and legs
:    and feet with toes.  At twelve weeks, those tiny hands had tiny
:    nails.  Although the fetal head was too small at that stage to
:    withstand the evacuation machine's suction, pieces of face--a nose
:    and a mouth, or a black eye (all fetal eyes are black in the
:    first trimester) the size of a pea--were sometimes found in
:    the aftermath.
: 
:    Later abortions spawned even more gruesome fetal remains.  Between
:    the twelfth and the sixteenth week, early in the second trimester,
:    the fetus almost doubled in length as its body caught up to its
:    large head, and it filled out to the point where it looked like
:    a human baby for the first time.  Since the fetal skull was 
:    still soft, the head did not come out whole during the evacuation,
:    but the legs and arms and rib cage made it through intact.  The
:    hand of a second trimester fetus, as a Preterm doctor described
:    it, seemed big enough to shake.
: 
:    Most of Preterm's abortion staff didn't volunteer to work ``seconds''.
:    Late first trimester POCs were hard enough.  The counselor/medical
:    assistants (CMAs) met regularly to discuss their feelings about
:    their work, and often the discussion focused on the POC.  Inside
:    a procedure room, facing the contents of the uterus, there was
:    no denying what abortion was." 
: 
:    Sue Hertz, _Caught in the Crossfire: A Year on Abortion's Front Line_,
:    Prentice Hall Press, 1991, pg. 104.
: 
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: jis@panix.com (Jack Szwergold)
Subject: Re: What are the Muppets?
Keywords: muppets, gonzo, genetic experiments....
Organization: Panix, NYC
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 13:03:39 GMT

In <bryker.726467156@cwis> bryker@cwis.unomaha.edu (Barrett T. Ryker) writes:

In some previous article I rant about the Muppets and their freaky world...

>>It really upsets me.....
>Cheer up!  Just think how beautiful the muppets are in comparison to the
>dark, secretive "Letter People".

Heck, now that I think about it, what about the Honkers?  A bunch of
deformed people with sinuses hanging out if their heads!  And instead of
surgically fixing this, they are forced to squeeze them and, and, and
HONK!  The humanity of it all!

>P.S.  If it will cheer you up, I can post a .GIF file of the muppets
>      burning in hell.  If it wont cheer you up, at least it is good
>      to know that life isn't full of warm, soft kittens named
>      "Fluff Muff".

Post the GIF....

>P.P.S.  I also might post the article on how a young man went insane,
>        and sacrificed his Fred Flintstone punching bag to the Oscar,
>        The Ancient one.

Do it man, do it.   You wouldn't happen to have any info on what's up with
Slimey the worm?   My friend told me he is really Danny DeVito AND Rhea
Pearlman....


--
Jack
jis@panix.com
From: mschurmn@carson.u.washington.edu (Mark Schurman)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: All the stupid people/Where do they all come from...
Date: 11 Jan 1993 09:20:09 GMT
Organization: University of Washington
Distribution: pnw
NNTP-Posting-Host: carson.u.washington.edu
Summary: two instances of stupidity
Keywords: stupid,cat,assets

This looks like the perfect place for these tidbits of info...

One Day, a woman gave her cat a bath.  When she was finished, she decided to
dry it off not by using a towel, like any sane person would, but instead by
sticking the cat into her microwave and runing it on full power.  A short
while later, she returned...only to behold the sad occurence that had recently
taken place in her kitchen.  Her microwave had a thick coating of gore and cat
fur all along the inside, and her cat was nowhere to be found.  Needless to
say, when she finally figured out what had happened, she was not happy.  So,
she decided to take out her wrath on the microwave company by suing it for
the loss of her cat, which she valued at a high price.  This is not the sad
thing.  The sad thing is that she WON.  Complete, utter victory, she got all
she wanted, the microwave company had to add a warning to their label (the one
stuck way in the back where nobody ever looks anyway), and so on.

I'm not sure which is worse, the above, or the case below...both are honest,
true, and actually happened (repeat myself? moi?)...

Host: stein    User: anonymous	Name changed to protect the idiot--I mean
								 innocent. 
Regulation information:

Last use    Sun Jan 10 01:52:34 1993.
Last update Sun Jan 10 01:52:34 1993.
Retention   Fri Jul  9 02:52:34 1993. (180 days from last use)

Threshold   Usage   Normalization factor: stein == 15.0 VAX 11/780s
   ------   -----
     2.50    2.69 * Connect hours per day (5-day average, adjusted)
     3.00  419.62 * CPU minutes per day (5-day average, adjusted, normalized)
     2.00 1994.90 * Daily non-batch cpu quantum (normalized)
     3.00    2.40   Megabytes disk space (approximate average)

Status: Regulated, nice value 16, * = Exceeded.

Any guesses on what he was doing? He wouldn't admit to anything...but I know
that his assets were close to zero when he started whatever he did, and that
he only was doing it for about 6-8 hours.  And that he wasn't using a news
reader.  Post all responses, why keep them to a priveleged few?
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (brett mcinnes)
Subject: narcissus seeks friend
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 07:43:33 GMT

: in alt.personals ap.233@cupid.sai.com writes:
: >
: > I'm blond, blue eyes, 5'9", 150lbs and 28. 
: > Seeking same.
From: aalpern@hamp.hampshire.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Date: 12 Jan 93 14:14:41 EDT
Organization: Hampshire College
NNTP-Posting-Host: hamp.hampshire.edu

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From: aalpern@hamp.hampshire.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Vogon Poetry
Date: 6 Jan 93 15:35:02 EDT
Organization: Hampshire College
NNTP-Posting-Host: hamp.hampshire.edu

Vogro nee hi jawwa sli! Ne wookie cro phloo frumio sla! Vogo-preeto ig
nomini do. Ihhhj na? Sa! Slee froom hoom soom toom! Nay, mahx neewa sli
fromar, glo li hibbldie free!

			-Snorfindel

arp - ecch homini floo Jabba wabba jawwa nee!
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.sex.wanted
From: dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis)
Subject: Re: narcissus seeks friend
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 20:10:25 GMT

In <1993Jan12.091420.28653@csus.edu> roy@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (r0y j!) writes:

>In article <1993Jan11.165421.17795@maths.tcd.ie> steely@maths.tcd.ie (Conor 
Hogan) writes:
>>>> : in alt.personals ap.233@cupid.sai.com writes:
>>>> : >
>>>> : > I'm blond, blue eyes, 5'9", 150lbs and 28. 
>>>> : > Seeking same.
>>
>>>I'm dark, brown eyes 2'3" 20lBs and 234. Seeking sanity. :-)
>>>-- 
>>I'm two foot tall with no limbs and seeking santy.

>I'm seven inches tall with a 5'10" penis.
>Seeking 36 inch female with 5'9" chest.

I'm 8,000 km in diameter, seeking a satellite for solar eclipses, tides and 
casual sects.

--
>---<

Tom Dennis                  | "I have seen all the works that are done
dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu  |    under the sun; and, behold, all is 
(217)384-2504               |      vanity and vexation of spirit."