From: anash@uhunix.uhcc.hawaii.edu (Dana Uehara c/o Andrew Nash)
Subject: The WDTA Quotes File as of 9/5/92
Organization: Toonaholics Anonymous, DA-Holics Anonymous
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 11:24:47 GMT

Here's the current listing of quotes ("one-liners") from the various Walt Disney
Television Animation (WDTA) shows.  Efforts have been made to preserve the
accuracy of the quotes, but corrections and additions are always welcome.

If you have questions or additions/deletions, please email me at the following
address (until September 10):

			anash@uhunix.uhcc.hawaii.edu

Guidelines for submissions:

- Must be from a WDTA show (any of the following):  Gummi Bears, DuckTales,
  Chip 'N Dale's Rescue Rangers, Tale Spin, Darkwing Duck, Goof Troop.  If
  possible, I'll try to extend the quotes to include the upcoming "Bonkers"
  and "Aladdin" TV series.

- Please include show title, episode title and character(s) involved (episode
  title and character(s) are optional).

- All contributors will be acknowledged unless you specifically tell me NOT
  to do so.


And now, the quotes...


	QUOTES FROM WALT DISNEY TELEVISION ANIMATION (WDTA) SHOWS


-------------- From "Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears" ---------------

Gruffi:  "The ancient Gummies left us everything we'll ever need!"
			* SPLASH *
Gusto:  "Um...  did the ancient Gummies also happen to leave a towel?"
					-- "Bridge on the River Gummi"

Gusto:  "What should I do with my life, Cav... plumbing?  Shoe repair?"
					-- "Color Me Gummi"

Gusto:  "What in the name of fur...?"
					-- "Color Me Gummi"

Gusto:  "Hey, Toader!  Like to go for a little spin?"
					-- "Water Way To Go"

Toadie:  "But Dukums, fearless captain must go down with ship!"
Igthorn:  "Congratulations, Toadwart, *you* are now captain!"
					-- "Gummi's At Sea"

Gusto:  "Better put on the brakes, Tummi!"
Tummi:  "Brakes?...  Uh-oh..."
					-- "Day of the Beevilweevils"


-------------------------- From "Disney's DuckTales" ---------------------------

Launchpad:  "No can do, Mr. McD."
Fenton/Gizmoduck:  "Blabbering Blatherscythe!"
Scrooge McDuck:  "Tear me tartans!"
                 "Come on, lads!"
                 "Well, pluck me feathers and call me baldy!"

Huey, Dewey, Louie, Scrooge:  "Quackarooni!!"
							-- "Nothing to Fear"

Ma Beagle:  "Come on, give me a kiss..."
Scrooge:  "I'd rather plant a wet one on Shamu the Whale!!"

Launchpad:  "I have a head for clouds!  Mr. McD. says my head's up in the
             clouds all the time!"
							-- "Allowance Day"

Scrooge:  "Boys, look at you!  You've grown up...  and *out*!"
							-- "Duck to the Future"

Scrooge:  "A sea monster ATE MY ICE CREAM?!!...  A sea monster ATE MY ICE
	   CREAM!?!"



----------------------- From "Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers" -------------------

Chip:  "Did I say fearless?  I meant brainless!"
						-- "To The Rescue"

Mepps:  "Did you ring for us, Boss?"
Fat Cat:  "No, I was just testing my moron magnet!"
						-- "Flash the Wonder Dog"


Everyone:  "Rescue Rangers, away!"
Gadget:    "Oh, it'll only take a second."
                              
Monterey Jack:  "I hope you built brakes on this thing, Gadget love."
Gadget:         "Of course I did, Monty.  But they fell off a few
                 blocks back."

Chip turns off Dale's Heavy Metal video on TV
	Dale:  "Hey!  What'd you do that for?"
	Chip:  "I can't think with all that noise!"
	Dale:  "It's heavy metal music!  You're not supposed to think!"
	Chip:  "I don't care if it's heavy on the anchovies!"
						-- "Risky Beesness"

Fat Cat:  "After I'm through with him, the only dogs that people will like
	   will be HOT DOGS!!"
						-- "Flash the Wonder Dog"


------------------------------ From "Tale Spin" -------------------------------

Employee 1:  "Doesn't Mr. Khan ever get any sleep?"
Employee 2:  "Ever hear of vampires?"
						-- "A Bad Reflection On You"

Baloo:  "Quiet!  Do you want to tip off Rebecca?"
Karnage:  "No, I want to BUMP off Rebecca!"
						-- "Stuck On You"

Rebecca:  "That's your mechanic?  He couldn't tell a screwdriver from a BUS
	   driver!"		
						-- "Plunder and Lightning"

Rebecca:  "Wildcat...  get therapy."

Karnage:  "This is no time for a Chinese Fire Drill!"
						-- "Plunder and Lightning"

Baloo:  "When I get through with that guy he'll be able to count all his teeth
         on ONE FINGER!!"
						-- "Stormy Weather"

Karnage:  "Lookity look!  We are divisible!"	-- "Stuck On You"

Karnage:  "Baloo?  That fly in my personal ointment?  I do not see any Baloo
	   here, just three mutinous muttonheads!  Now get back to the Iron
	   Vulture!  I will figure out an appropriately appalling punishment
	   later."		
						-- "Stuck On You"

Weasel:  "Sorry, sir!  I was too busy thinking about your Heimlick Maneuver
	  to notice that you were choking!"
						-- "Vowel Play"

Karnage: "Open the bomb-bay doors, please, Hal!"
Pilot 1: "No!"
Pilot 2: "Don't you have any *decency*?"
Karnage: "I am a PIRATE!  I don't *do* 'decency!'"
Maddog:  "Awww.  Why'dja let 'em _live_, Boss?"
Karnage:  "Because, I want them to tell Shere Khan what we took!
           Let HIM worry."
						-- "Plunder & Lightning"

Maddog:  "Lately we've been skipping the valuables and stealing flagpoles
          and wire and fishbowls and ...."
Karnage:  "Yes, and what is your pathetic little insignificant point?"
Dumptruck:  "Vell, Cap'n,  vhat's all dis junk for?"
Maddog:  "Yeah, we don't understand."
Karnage:  "That is why _I_ am in charge and you are BIT PLAYERS!  Aww.  Did I
           hurt your pitiful little feelings?  Good."
						-- "Plunder & Lightning"

Karnage: "Fire at will!" 
Wil (desperately dodging a hail of automatic weapons fire):  "AAAAIYEEEE!!"
Karnage: "No, no.  Do not fire at Wil, he is my Second Mate.  FIRE AT THE SEA-
          DUCK!!"

Baloo:  "Heh-hey!  My flying is A plus!"
	         * CRASH *
Kit:  "Yeah, but your landings are C minus!"
						-- "Plunder & Lightning"

Kit:  "Baloo told me never to talk to strangers, and I've never met anyone
       stranger than you!"
Karnage:  "Cute kid...  Where's the treasure?"
Kit:  "I don't know!"
Karnage:  "You do?"
Kit:  "Don't!"
Karnage (menacingly):  "Do?!"
Kit:  "*Don't*!!"
Karnage:  "You don't?"
						-- "Polly Wants A Treasure"

Wildcat:  "I am Dr. Svenvely Gesundheit, B.V.D."
Rebecca:  "You mean Ph.D."
Wildcat:  "That too..."
						-- "War of the Weirds"

Maddog:  "What do you want us to steal, Captain?"
Karnage:  "Do I have to write you a *shopping list*?!  Anything!  Everything,
	   *including* the kitchen sink!"
		[ LATER ... ]
Karnage:  "Okay, what riches do you have?  You may now *shower* me with them!"
Maddog:  "Well, we got what you wanted...  a kitchen sink!"
Karnage:  "Sink?  I don't need no *stinking* sink!"
Maddog:  "He sank our sink..."
						-- "It Came From Beneath
						    The Sea Duck"

Baloo:  "Great flaming cat whiskers!"
						-- "It Came From Beneath
						    The Sea Duck"

Wildcat:  "Sure, I'd love pool!  But I didn't bring my bathing suit!"
Baloo:  "Mister Khan..."
Wildcat:  "I mean, billiards would be divine..."
						-- "Citizen Khan"

Dumptruck:  "Why do you say 'dive, dive' when you want to sink?"
Maddog:  "Because you *don't* say 'sink, sink'!"
Karnage:  "Row, ROW!!"
Dumptruck:  "Aye-aye, captain captain..."
						-- "It Came From Beneath
						    The Sea Duck" 

Shere Khan:  "My dear, I desire only money and power.  Unpresentable employees
	      provide me with neither."
						-- "Citizen Khan"

Shere Khan:  "I suppose I *should* investigate my untimely abduction..."
						-- "Citizen Khan"

Baloo:  "Rebecca, have a heart!  When was the last time I lied to you?"
Rebecca:  "What time is it?"
						-- "Polly Wants A Treasure"

Kit:  "Stuff it in your windsock!"
Karnage:  "My... wind... SOCK?!!  Why you little...!!! *sniff* *sniff*...
	   what is that smell?"
						-- "Plunder & Lightning"

Baloo:  "With all the time I'm spending in the doghouse I'm gonna need a
         flea collar!"
						-- "Polly Wants A Treasure"

Karnage:  "It is this way, *trust* me!"
Baloo:  "Trust you?  Every chance you get, you cheat, you rob and you lie!"
Karnage:  "It's my job!"
Baloo:  "It was also your job not to tell them I was with you!"
Karnage:  "Okay, so one little slip-up...  so *shoot* me!"
	(A gunshot ricochets off the hatch)
Baloo:  "I wish you wouldn't say that!"
						-- "Stuck On You"

Baloo:  "I'm gone, man!  Solid gone!"

Molly:  "Tune in next time:  Same Danger Time, same Danger Channel!"

Karnage:  "Leave this to my personal self...  Brilliant, yes-no?"
Baloo:  "Now you're fishing for compliments!"
						-- "Stuck On You"

Baloo:  "Idol of Doom, storm and fire...  flatten that creep like a bicycle
	 tire!"				
						-- "Destiny Rides Again"

Baloo:  "Oh, my aching...  jewels?!"		-- "Polly Wants A Treasure"

Employee:  "Hello, Louie's Place!...  Where's the hullabaloo?  Oh, *that*
	    Baloo!"		
						-- "Her Chance to Dream"

Baloo:  "Cut the kid some slack, Jack..."
Kit:  "Yeah!  Listen to the fat lady!"
Baloo:  "*Lady*?!"
Kit:  "Whatever..."
						-- "Plunder and Lightning"

Karnage:  "If you want your young friend [Kit] back in just one pieces, either
	   you tell me where the treasure is, or something terrible is going
	   to happen..."
[The ground collapses from under Karnage's feet]
Karnage:  "Mama...  YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
						-- "Polly Wants A Treasure"

Louie:  "My aunt Louise?  Comin' here?
         RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!  IT'S AUNT LOUISE!!"
						-- "The Ransom of Red Chimp"

Baloo:  "Did you notice anything, HoneyLips?"
Rebecca:  "Not a thing, Butterball!"
						-- "War of the Weirds"

Rebecca:  "I think someone around here needs his head examined."
Wildcat:  "It worked for me..."
						-- "Stuck on You"

Karnage:  "I must say...  I do look *marvelous*!"
Rebecca:  "WHAT?!!"
						-- "A Baloo Switcheroo"

Karnage: "I am certainly very happy for you, but--WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
						-- "The Ransom of Red Chimp"

Karnage:  "When I catch that bothersome Baloo, I'll tear him into itsy bitsy
	   pieces of ugly bear -- and then I sew him back together again -- 
	   with dull needles!"
						-- "Polly Wants A Treasure"

---------------------------- From "Darkwing Duck" ------------------------------

Megavolt:  "Duck born with silver spoon in mouth speak with forked tongue!
            If you can dish it out, I can take it!"
Darkwing:  "Much more of this and I'll have a full place setting!"
						-- "Comic Book Capers"

Darkwing:  "I'm a...  I'm a...  I'm a *cartoon*?!!  Oh, well..."
						-- "Twitching Channels"

Darkwing:  "Let me see...  a fourteen-mile drop at something approaching the 
            speed of light...  We could be in for a rough landing, L.P.!!"
Launchpad:  "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
						-- "Comic Book Capers"

Megavolt:  "Blast you... you're HANDICAPPED!!"
Darkwing:  "We prefer the term 'physically challenged.'"
						-- "Duck Blind"

Darkwing:  "Gee, this hurts..."			-- "Darkly Dawns the Duck"

[Negaduck mouths off to Seaman Drake]
Seaman Drake:  "Quiet, or I'll summon the Darkwing Doubloon!"
Other Villains (to Negaduck):  "Yeah!  QUIET!!"
						-- "Darkwing Doubloon"

Avenger:  "Like I always say, when in doubt, accessorize!"
						-- "The Secret Origins of
						    Darkwing Duck"

Negaduck:  "Ah, my beautiful St. Canard... smell those noxious fumes."
						-- "Life, the Negaverse, and
						    Everything"

Darkwing:  "What's the one thing every garden pest fears?  Common household
	    salt!"
Launchpad:  "Uh, DW...  don't I have some change coming?"
Darkwing:  "Sorry I didn't get a receipt!"
						-- "Comic Book Capers"

Gosalyn:  "How much trouble does he think I'll get into, anyway?"
Darkwing:  "Need I remind you about the time with the peanut butter sandwiches
	    in my VCR?"
						-- "Paraducks"

Darkwing:  "I am the terror that flaps in the night!"
Megavolt:  "Happy flapping!"
						-- "Duck Blind"

Megavolt:  "What is *with* you?  Can't a guy have a *hobby*?!"
						-- "Duck Blind"

Darkwing:  "Nice touch...  electromagnetizing steak knives..."
Launchpad:  "Sure impressed *me*!!"
						-- "Duck Blind"

Darkwing:  "You are *not* a well person!"
Megavolt:  "And you're NORMAL?!  'I am the cold sore that stings your lip?'
	    We're definitely talking *demented*!"
						-- "Duck Blind"

Darkwing:  "Clever of me to use my *spine* to break my fall like that..."

Gosalyn:   "Darkwarrior...?"
Darkwing:  "Oh, great!  My daughter's gone for five minutes, and already she's
	    forgotten my name!"
						-- "Time and Punishment"

Darkwing:  "I don't know where you went, but you're going to wish you'd never
	    *returned*!!"			-- "Time and Punishment"



------------------------------- From "Goof Troop" ------------------------------

Goofy:  "If your son was my son, I'd still be an idiot!"
	"I guess we better check the 'What to do if you don't know what to
	 do' section."

Pete:  "I almost forgot the bullets."


Max: "We're losing the trailer!"
Goofy:  "Take the wheel, Max!" 
Max:  "But I'm only eleven-and-a-half years old!" 
Goofy:  "That's okay, Max!  This car is almost old enough to drive itself!"


Max:  "You need a license to do this?!?!"


Max:  "Come on!  You'll be the first kid in our block to break the sound
       barrier!"
PJ:  "I've already broken the *pain* barrier..."


Pete:  "Pistol!  What are you doing?  Little bitsy girls can't fly!"
Pistol:  "I'm not flying, Daddy... I'm *landing*!"
Pete:  "Landing?  Oh, that's diff...  *LANDING?!!*"


Goofy:  "But Pistol, you're only four years old!"
Pistol:  "Four-and-a-*half*!"
Max:  "She'll never see *five*..."


Max:  "One word of this to *anyone* and your pigtails will be *orphans*!"


Acknowledgements/Contributors:

From jdb8042@tamuts.tamu.edu (John D. Baker)
From dana_uehara-uhmanoa@uhplato.bitnet (Dana Uehara)
From Avi Melman <amelman@orion.oac.uci.edu>
From spc55721@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (the PC-Thief)
From agent99@kretin.infoserv.com (Wendy Lee)

--
===== Dana Uehara [c/o <anash@uhunix.uhcc.hawaii.edu> (Andrew Nash)] =====
"One moment please...  so I can free you from your *miserable* hides!"
							-- Don Karnage
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