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From: bob@halfdome.sf.ca.us (bob pasker)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: Double Yellow Blues
Date: 1 Sep 92 19:33:07 PDT
Organization: Disorganized Organization

In article <65086@cup.portal.com>, APLer@cup.portal.com (Roland Walter Besserer) writes:
> Just to keep you guys up-to-date. Crossing a double yellow line
> on Highway 1, not even speeding while in the process of passing
> a clunker doing 35mph - will set you back $217.

i rode up highway 1 from LA yesterday.  i did not pass on the double 
yellow, but there was little traffic so it was pretty easy to intimidate
the single cars into taking the turnoffs.  ride their left bumper for a 
minute; flash the brights; if they still don't turn off, flash the brights
a few more times in succession; if they *STILL* don't get the hint, honk
those fiamms at the next turnoff.  that usually gets them. 

> WHAT A RIPOFF!

how do you think we're going to get over this budget deficit?

-- 
-- bob pasker
-- bob@halfdome.sf.ca.us 
--
From: klf@druwa.ATT.COM (FranklinKL)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: Rainsuit
Keywords: Check out Motoport.
Date: 28 Aug 92 14:35:48 GMT
Distribution: rec


|In article <Btnz3K.AMF@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> prange@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Henry Prange) writes:
|>The remnants of Andrew demonstrated that my rainsuit is terminally
|>afflicted with leaks today. Does anyone have recommendations for a
|>rainsuit that will actually keep one dry?
|
|You might try foul-weather gear made for boaters.  (I believe this has
               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|been recommended on the net before.)  Sailors tend to wear this stuff
|a LOT, they hate leaks, and they wear the stuff under conditions where
|it WILL leak if it can.
|
The problem with nautical foul weather gear is just that, it's made for
boaters, not for motorcyclists.  Such foul weather gear makes the assumption
that you will be on your feet most of the time, not straddling a bike
seat with knees bent and arms stretched out in front of you.

It's kind of the same problem as buying a fashion leather jacket and
expecting it to work well riding a bike.  The foul weather gear will
almost certainly be adequately waterproof but will not be designed
with the extra leg and sleeve length to allow for a proper fit in
a normal riding position.  There are other considerations, such as
how small it packs, and so on.  In addition, most rainsuits made
for motorcyclists sizing takes into consideration the fact that it
will likely be worn over some kind of protective gear.  That's a
plus if you're buying mail order and cannot try it on.

Check out Motoports line of rainsuits as well as what Fieldsheer
has available.  I wanted a Fieldsheer Lex but the mail order places
all had to order directly from Fieldsheer and were backordered.
I could not buy it directrly from Fieldsheer and could not find one
in my size locally, so I said to hell with it and gave Motoport a
call.  The person on the phone was very helpful in terms of helping
me select the correc size.  I ended up with the Motodress Delta at
$50 for pants and jacket.  Looks good and fits well, both with and
without leathers.  PVC coated nylon with fully taped seams.

--
Ken Franklin 	They say there's a heaven for people who wait
AMA #553197 	And some say it's better but I say it ain't
DoD # 0126      I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
		The sinners are lots more fun, Y'know only the good die young
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
From: blgardne@javelin.sim.es.com (Dances With Bikers)
Subject: Re: Ok, I have almost decided
Reply-To: blgardne@javelin.sim.es.com
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corporation
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 00:01:42 GMT

klinger@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Jorg Klinger) writes:
>blgardne@javelin.sim.es.com (Dances With Bikers) writes:
>>klinger@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Jorg Klinger) writes:

>>>Most rides are less than 45 min. long

>>Poser!

>  I guess you live more than an hour from work, your favorite bar, and
>all your friends live out of state.

No, work's only half an hour away, friends anywhere between 5 minutes
and an hour (that's not counting the out of state friends at anywhere
between 8 and 12+ hours). Besides, commuting to work doesn't count,
that's just _commuting_, not _riding_! :-) (Unless of course you take
the long way home.)

I've had the FJ for about 1.5 years, and it's got almost 20K miles on
it. A rough estimate shows that about 13-14K was racked up on various
"offical" DoD functions, 1-3000 miles at a shot. Probably another
thousand or two on day-trips in the local mountains. That leaves about
4-6K miles for commuting and running around.

That's about 3:1 for trips longer than 45 minutes.

Your milage may vary. (Literally! :-)
-- 
Blaine Gardner @ Evans & Sutherland  blgardne@javelin.sim.es.com  BIX:blaine_g
580 Arapeen Drive, SLC, Utah 84108           Favorite road signs:
Dumper of Dirtbikes #46             FJ1200   Winding Road Next 77 Miles
My other motorcycle is a Quadracer           Caution: Passing Areas Not Marked
From: hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm)
Subject: Re: MY Winner for DoD Ballard (wuz Winner of the Official...)
Organization: Ocean Sciences Centre
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 16:35:31 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.130537.13177@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, rroberts@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Ross Allan Roberts) writes:
|> My personal favorite, and the song I'll claim for MY DoD Ballard:
|>                                                          ^^^^^^^

								Huh?
				I thought we wanted a Ballad, isn't
				Ballard a dog food or somethin' ?

				Please post to rec.moto.canine in future.

|> "High Speed Dirt" by Megadeth.
|> 
-- 
  
    Craig Hamm, 		From 'Viz', Victor Pratt, the stupid twat
    Memorial University	        Biker: "My bike's got a flat, Vic"
    DoD #1500,           	Vic:   "Really? Whereabouts is it living?"
    '81 Maxim 650 
    ----
From: david@c-cat.UUCP (dave)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Picture joke (try to visualize)
Date: 4 Sep 92 02:26:04 GMT
Organization: Intergalactic Rest Area For Weary Travellers

passed around the office today...

visual joke,

Bush and two advisors sitting in a small boat with an outboard motor, written
on the outboard is ECONOMY, Bush has a cheezy Grin. While one advisor is trying
to repair the motor the other has his hand up to his mouth going VROOOM VROOM


                                                       -David

China Cat System     
(301)604-5976 8N1
david@sandr.com
From: jim.heil@cutting.hou.tx.us (Jim Heil) 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Joke protests
Date: 28 Aug 92 23:46:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: The Cutting Edge - Houston, TX - 713-466-1525
Reply-To: jim.heil@cutting.hou.tx.us (Jim Heil) 

CH>From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
CH>Newsgroups: rec.humor
CH>Subject: Re: Joke protests
CH>Date: 26 Aug 92 09:18:43 +1000
CH>Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

CH>In article <1992Aug25.155049.27636#emr1.emr.ca>, kasvand@ccrs.emr.ca (Tony K
CH>nd) writes:
CH>> In article <1992Aug22.102109.22644#news.ysu.edu> ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley
CH>ler) writes:
CH>>>
CH>>>OK, I have a solution for all these people who are protesting jokes
CH>>>diorected at their groups.
CH>>>
CH>>>Starting today, we shold post no:
CH>>>
CH>>>1. ethnic jokes
CH>>>2. religious jokes
CH>>>3. jokes directed at children
CH>>>4. jokes directed at animals
CH>>>5. jokes directed at professions
CH> and lawyers

CH>>>6. blond jokes
CH>     ^^^^^
CH> blonde
CH>      ^
CH>>>7. gender jokes
CH>>>8. gay jokes
CH>>>9. political jokes
CH> and Dan Quayle Jokes

CH>>>10. jokes about nationalism
CH> and American jokes

CH>>>11. jokes about minorities
CH>>>12. jokes about public figures
CH>>>
CH>>  13. Elephant jokes (poor animals)
CH>>  14. Silly jokes
CH>>  15. Lightbulb jokes
CH>   16. Jokes about people
CH>   17. Jokes about things
CH>   18. Jokes about subjects
CH>   19. Jokes about concepts
CH>   20. Jokes about jokes
      21. Jokes.

CH>>
CH>>    Oh hell.  Blow the entire Rec.humor out of the water and change it to
CH>>   Boring.as.hell newsgroup.
CH>>
CH>>         JUST SAY 'HUH'?

CH>HUH

This is supposed to be a funny place -- let's keep it that way.
---
 . OLX 2.2 . Age Fast - Be a Consultant!
                        
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jd@dickens.com (Joe Dudar)
Subject: Clarke
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 21:09:33 GMT
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
      -- A. C. Clarke

Any sufficiently undocumented code is indistinguishable from magic.
      -- Some frustrated kernel hacker.
-- 
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jd@dickens.com   |  has to climb over enough of them, he might inadvertently
Atlanta, GA      |  fall on top of her.
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: salmons@b8.b8.ingr.com (Emmett Salmons)
Subject: SLAM!
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Mon, 24 Aug 1992 21:20:07 GMT

	I was tlking to my Sister in Atlanta a while back...

	Sis:	Emmett, I lost 25 pounds...

	Me:	Really...does that mean that you can wear normal
		earrings instead of C-clamps?!

	Sis:	fufufufufufufufu...frost...chill....

	Me:	HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH...SLAM!

	Emmett Salmons
	System Support
	salmons@salmons.b15.ingr.com
 
-- 


	Emmett Salmons		ingr!b15!salmons!salmons
	System Support		salmons@salmons.b15.ingr.com
From: kiffisia.bbs@cybernet.cse.fau.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited...
Date: 27 Aug 92 20:56:00 GMT
Organization: Florida Atlantic University, Boca Raton

darius@edm.isac.ca (Darius S. Naqvi) writes:

> In article <1992Aug17.142830.6596@dragon.acadiau.ca> 890232a@dragon.acadiau.c
> >>>Taxi Cab Drivers
> >>>Prison Reform
> >>>Government Subsidies
> >>>Foriegn Imports
> >>>Strip Mining
> >>>System Manager
> >>rec.humor.funny
> >
> >Here in Canada one of our favorites is "American Intellegence"
>                                                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^
> Looks like you just shot yourself in the foot.  The irony of your
> misspelling is the funniest thing I've seen in a while!
> 
> 
> 
> -- 
> Darius S. Naqvi              mail at work: darius@edm.isac.ca
> ISA Corp.                    mail at home: darius%naqvi.uucp@isac.ca
> Edmonton, Alberta, Canada           phone: (403) 420-8081 

THATS WAS VERY FUNNY MR POTATOE HEAD .
                          DAN QUALE.
From: mike@leah.prc.utexas.edu (Michael Kline)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 4 Sep 92 15:53:24 GMT

In article <1992Sep02.000141.8658@crash> oleg@crash.cts.com (Oleg Rovner) writes:
>
>Of course there's always the  Discordian Riddle:
>
>If Jesus was Jewish, then how come he had a Mexican name?     


Answer - It was cheaper!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kuhlhomt@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Matthew T Kuhlhorst)
Subject: Sexist joke.  No offense intended!
Keywords: Women.
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 19:35:16 GMT


After creating heaven, earth, and finally man, God noticed that Adam  
seemed lonely and bored.  Looking at Adam, God asked, "Adam, I could  
provide you with something that you will treasure and enjoy for the rest  
of your life.  However, it will cost you an arm or a leg."

Adam replied, "What can I get for this rib?"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Mark Kovarski <kovarski@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: ZOOiD BBS
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 00:47:16 GMT

forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona) writes:
>In article <1992Aug21.151703.11576@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com>, marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>> In article <1992Aug21.042107.2790@athena.mit.edu> sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman) writes:
>> >>In article <1992Aug18.183738.17605@tin.monsanto.com> bcschu@skws02.monsanto.com (Brett Schultz) writes:
>> >>>It was just a joke.  I really don't think that Polish have any less brain power
>> >>>than anyone else.
>> >>>
>> >>>Brett
>> >>
>> >>Brett, your statements are very offensive to me - wheather you think
>> >>this is a joke or not you are just simply spreading hatred and
>> >>insults. As a community of intellectual's this cannot be tolerated
>> >>on the network and you should just simply stop posting this kind 
>> >>of crap; keep it to yourself. ALSO THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR 
>> >>SHOULD SEE TO THIS. 
>> 
>> >Offensive ideas are protected by the first amendment.  Haven't you heard,
>> >"Although I do not agree with what you say, I'll fight to the death for
>> >your right to say it"?  And, no, I don't "approve" of this, but I must
>> >disapprove of any effort to "ban" it.
>> 
>> First of all who are you ?
>> 
>> Secondly is this the great Democracy pitch, the good old first ammandment?
>> The only thing is that people allover the world subscribe to this group,
>> not everyone is American and for that matter does not give a shit about
>> YOUR FIRST AMMENDMENT. This is an international community, and I don't
>> want some infintile (BRETT who ever you are) to spread such sarcastic
>> and insulting jokes, THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR MUST BE DEALT WITH, or tell
>> him to mover over to the German group, Itallian group - whatever as
>> long as he stops bashing Polish culture.
>> 
>
>So Mario, when did you buy the net?  
>
>Or did God die and appoint you his successor?
>
>Where the hell do you get off telling other people what's funny?
>
>Get a sense of humor or get the fuck off rec.humor!
>
>[OOOOOhhhh, a nasty word! Someone call the Thought Police and
>have me arrested!]  
>
>If polock jokes offend you, then don't read posting with
>a subject line including polack!
>
>You do not own this newgroup, you do not control this
>newsgroup, and you have NO RIGHTS in this newsgroup,
>so shut up.
>
>If you want moderated humor, go read rec.humor.funny.
>
>AH
>
>
>-- 
>"25 States allow anyone to buy a gun, strap it on, and walk down the street with
>no permit of any kind: some say it's crazy.  However, 4 out of 5 US murders are 
>committed in the other half of the country: so who is crazy?"   -  Andrew Ford
>gtephx!forda@enuucp.eas.asu.edu  OR  !uunet!samsung!romed!enuucp!gtephx!forda

It doesn't matter if those jokes are offensive but I believe that
cross-posting to inappropriate groups is not the solution. Why post stuff
like that to soc.culture.polish or any other groups? It doesn't make sense
unless somebody likes "flame" messages. Other than that, LET THE GAMES
BEGIN!

Mark K.
Internet: kovarski@zooid.guild.org
From: yaron@anchor.as.utexas.edu (Mr. Sheffer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 50 in a 35
Date: 23 Aug 92 20:05:57 GMT
Organization: McDonald Observatory, University of Texas @ Austin

In article <1992Aug20.130735.13945@dickens.com> fred@dickens.com (Fred R Stearns) writes:
>This morning, my wife received her first moving violation.

Aren't you glad that she wasn't doing 69 when the officer caught her?

Ronny

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: hulsey@dbsun.uucp (hulsey)
Subject: Re: Tao of Programming
Organization: BioMerieux-Vitek, St. Louis Mo.
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 14:04:27 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.224103.22246@jarvis.csri.toronto.edu>,
   acs@csri.toronto.edu (Alvin Chia-Hua Shih) writes:

>This is actually a book that is protected under copyright law!
>

What did you expect?  It was posted from someone at Microsoft!

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hulsey%dbsun.uucp@wupost.wustl.edu (Jim Hulsey)   TBDBITL '84 ('85 Rose Bowl)
An Ohioan living in Misery (Missouri, same difference)

Watch what you say!                Won't you sign up your name
They'll be calling you a radical   So you can be their dependable
A liberal, fanatical criminal      Respectable, presentable vegetable
--  Supertramp "The Logical Song"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 00:30:59 GMT

gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore) writes:
>In London, when I asked anyone where to get a good meal, they would tell
>me about this great {French|Italian|Spanish|Dutch|American(!!!)} place
>just down the street.

They probably thought that a yank couldn't handle authentic English food -
like Lamb Rogan Gohst and Beef Vindaloo.

(For those of you who've been having trouble telling the difference lately:
THAT'S A JOKE!)

Having just spent 6 months in the UK with a bunch of Texans and Canadians, I
can say one thing.  You could always tell when it was the Texan's turn to
choose the restaurant - we ended up at Kentucky Fried Chicken, Pizza Hut,
MacDonalds, or TGIFridays every time.  When it was our turn, it was Sitar's,
Red Lion, Lymm Bistro, just about any nationality _except_ generic North
American.

BTW - nice trick with the followup to /dev/null.  Are you in third grade or
something?

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever"
    --  Carl Sagan
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: suhre@meltami.dsd.trw.com (Maurice E. Suhre)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Organization: TRW, INC.
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 22:09:46 GMT

>In article <1992Aug28.164326.18511@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
	[Christian offensive joke deleted.]
>
>>                                 I don't understand how all you
>>Christians are just sitting back and allow this kind of stuff.

I read the followups after I had sent e-mail.  Nobody bothered to
mention an old fashioned concept called "freedom of speech".

-- 
Maurice Suhre
suhre@trwrb.dsd.trw.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: maven@lerc.nasa.gov (Larry Fishbach)
Subject: Re: What is...?
Reply-To: maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center, Cleveland, OH
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 15:44:49 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.123830.27885@newstand.syr.edu>, rsadve@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Adve) writes:
> What is a word with four letters that ends in   UNT  and is exclusively
> female?
> 
> Ans:
> 
> Aunt.....
> --
> Raviraj S. Adve
> Dept. of Electrical Engg. 318 Link Hall.        Ph: 443-4450.

Similarly -
What is a 4 letter word ending in K meaning intercourse.
  
   
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
   
  
  
  
  
talk
-- 
*******************************************************************************
maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov   Larry Fishbach @ NASA Lewis Cleveland Ohio
"Everything here is my own opinion"   Quoth the Maven "Evermore"
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From: al162423@academ01.mty.itesm.mx (R.B.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: 27 Aug 92 21:15:39 GMT

hlynka@server.uwindsor.ca (Myron Hlynka) writes:

>In article <1992Aug18.215116.28661@newstand.syr.edu> podgorny@npac.syr.edu (Marek Podgorny) writes:

>>PS: Why do the Scottish bury their dead family members ...

>Cease and desist. Stop the the ethnic bashing.

>
                                    Myron Hlynka

Hey! you deleted it. What was the joke? 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fgn@cbnewsb.cb.att.com (frank.g.neves)
Subject: Re: You're Sooo Ugly Jokes
Summary: You want ugly?
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 10:35:37 GMT

In article <1992Aug25.185350.6239@smartstar.com>, syspb@smartstar.com (Paul) writes:
> 
> If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his ass and make him 
> walk backwards.
> 
> When you were born, the doctor took 1 look at your face
> then turned you over and said "Look, twins!"

When you were a baby, you were so ugly, your mother had to feed you
with a slingshot.

-- 
*************************************************************************
 Frank G. Neves, R.Hy.                   | "Immanetize the Eschaton..."
 Discl: No wife, no horse, no moustache  |    "Credo Quia Absurdum"
*************************************************************************
From: kprashan@sdcc3.ucsd.edu (hyderabadi)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Groucho's list.. till now
Date: 4 Sep 92 17:37:26 GMT
Organization: what.. me.. organized?


This is current list of Groucho Marx's quotes that have been
posted/emailed. 



"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."

My favorite Groucho quote came from YBYL, when he had a housewife on who
said she had seven children.  Groucho said, "Seven?  That many?"  She
blushed, and said, "Well, I love my husband."  Groucho came back with,
"I love my cigar, too, but I take it out once in a while."

"Remember men you are fighting for the ladies honour; which is probably
 more than she ever did."

"Oh are you from Wales ?? Do you know a fella named Jonah ??
 He used to live in whales for a while."

"Look, if you don't like my parties, you can leave in a huff.
 If that's too soon, leave in a minute and a huff. If you
 can't find that, you can leave in a taxi."

"Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas and how he got in my pajamas 
 I'll never know."

"We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But 
 we're going back next week."

"I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie
 Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honoured
 by the French government -- I'd give it all up for one
 erection."




_______________________________________________________
| Prashanth                    |                      |
| U. of California @ San Diego | prash@raman.ucsd.edu |
#######################################################
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: erik@til.til.com (Erik Horstkotte)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Organization: Togai InfraLogic, Inc.
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 17:14:47 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.020842.23955@news.ysu.edu>, ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley
Miller) writes:

|> Did you ever wonder how the church and it's symbology would be different
|> if Christ had been hanged instead of crucified?

Brings an entirely new meaning to the phrase "Christ, he's well hung!".

Flames to /dev/null.
-- 
Erik Horstkotte, Manager, Software Development, Togai InfraLogic, Inc.
erik@til.til.com, uunet!til!erik - (714) 975-8522
Standard disclaimer: the preceding are my opinions, not TIL's.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Subject: Re: .ASCII PICS.
Reply-To: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 09:56:02 GMT


In a previous article, ISSJXS@BYUVM.BITNET () says:

>FOR EXAMPLE
>.                /"\
>.               |\./|
>.               |   |
>.               |   |
>.               |>*<|
>.               |   |
>.            /'\|   |/'\
>.        /'\|   |   |   |
>.       |   %%%%%   |   |\
>.       |   |   |   |   |  \
>.       | *   *   *   * |>   >       UP YOUR'S
>.       |                  /            ^^^^^^   
>.        |               /                \ 
>.         |            /                   \ 
>.          \          |                     \_______ Up Your's what?
>.           |--/'''\--|
>.           | |--+= | |
>.           |--\.../--|
>
>NOW THATS CREATIVE
>
-- 
*...your Friendly Neighborhood Atheist // "Peter...PETER!!  I can see    *
*      the KelleyMan:Kelley L. Miller // your house from here!"          *    
*                  ae642@yfn.ysu.edu // Jesus Christ, from the cross     *
****************Know God...No peace.  No God...Know peace.****************
From: davidb@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (david.j.birnbaum)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: NEW! - Woody Allen Joke
Date: 1 Sep 92 18:18:45 GMT
Article-I.D.: cbnewsl.1992Sep1.181845.12859
Organization: AT&T

Mia Farrow's daughter's name:

SukSumJoo

--------
david b.