HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: CFD: alt.fan.ayrton-senna
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 05:04:49 GMT

IN ALT.CONFIG pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:
)Richard.Banks@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Richard Banks) writes:
)
))I propose that a fan group for Senna be created.  Just for you people
))who don't know who he is, he is 3-time World Driving Champion of the
))preimer racing class is the world, Formula One.  
)
))Comments?
)
)how about alt.ayrton-senna.die.die.die?
)
)For those of you who don't know: Ayrton Senna is the most dangerous man in
)F1.  He has admitted to deliberately crashing into people when doing so
)would help his position in the standings, and he is well hated by other F1
)drivers because of his lack of respect for the safety of others.


NEW t.b HERO: AYRTON SENNA.  

HONORARY DOCTORATE TO BY GIVEN FROM GOOLEY UNIVERSITY.


-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Hips Like Cinderella
Organization: Talkin' Sweet About Nothin'
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 92 21:58:58 EDT


Damn!  I forget the rest of the words.  Fine tune, though.



handel "doolittle?" low


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: things I hate
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 16:08:29 GMT

In article <OSA.92Oct8195817@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>
>"Scott" == Scott Dorsey <kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov> writes:
>
>Scott> I am going to strip all that stuff out and install X11R5 from the MIT
>Scott> distribution like God intended machines to run.
>Scott> And this goes double for DECstations.
>
>Good luck! It only takes five or six tries, each a couple of hours
>long, to get it right (IN BED, if I may be so bold to add.) 
>
>Especially on DECstations.  Install X before installing DEC's version
>of Motif. 

   It's not half as bad as you claim.  The bad news is that most of our
DECstations have the PX graphics hardware, and the generic MIT server doesn't
support the PX stuff.  I am currently working on that.
--scott
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Who do you trust?
Organization: You Fat Bastard
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 12:52:37 EDT


	Yesterday we were sitting around the house
doing the intelligent political conversation bit.  This
is after the first debate.

	The question that we came up with as a true
litmus test of whom we could trust as a candidate went
something like this:

	You are underaged and can't buy alcohol.  The
three presidential candidates are in your living room.
Which one of the three do you trust with your money to
walk four blocks down to Omar's to buy you three forty
ouncers?

	We all agreed that Clinty was the man.



handel "candyman candyman candyman candyman candyman" low

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: KAIWA (CONVERSATION)
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date:  8 Oct 92 20:30:23 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: IBM Canada Ltd.

Sasaki:	Itoo-san, kochira wa Buraun-san desu.
Brown:	Hajimemashite.  Watakushi wa Buraun desu.  Doozo yoroshiku.
Itoo:	Hajimemashite.  Toyota no Itoo desu.  Doozo yoroshiku.
Sasaki:	Itoo-san wa gishi desu.
Brown:	Aa, soo desu ka?
Itoo:	Shitsurei desu ga...  Kore wa watakushi no meishi desu.  Doozo...
Brown:	Doomo...  Kore wa watakushi no desu.  Doozo...
Itoo:	Arigatoo gozaimasu.

-- 
Gerald Oskoboiny
gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com                       I speak for myself. 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:33792 alt.fan.chaki.chaki.chaki:6 alt.cascade:2463
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.chaki.chaki.chaki,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: freeze-dried gulliblity in plethora sauce
Date: 12 Oct 92 15:32:03 GMT
Organization: Ostfold College

In article <1992Oct10.014226.27874@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
>Subject: Re: freeze-dried gulliblity in plethora sauce
>Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 01:42:26 GMT
>In article <BvtrDI.Dxq@csc.liv.ac.uk> markr@csc.liv.ac.uk (Mark Rivers) writes:
>>milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>>>gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>>>>mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>>>>>schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>>>>>>carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:
>>>>>>>gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley) writes:
>>>>>>>)I nipped into a handy brick wall and came out disguised as Aneurin
>>>>>>>)Bevan, forgetting that he had been dead for some years.  
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I've always had a special place in my heart for the Japanese people.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I've always had a special place in my basement for Japanese people.
>>>>>>
>>>>>I've always had a special place in my bed for Japanese women.
>>>>
>>>>I've always had a special place in my head for Japanese lobotomy.
>>>
>>>I've always had a special place in my workstation for Japanese electronics.
>>> 
>>I've always had a serious face hence my predisposition with Japanese frolics.
>
>I've always worn frilly lace since my expedition with Japanese alcoholics.
>
I've always blown my nose with shame since my New-Zealand trip with Japanese 
politicians.


          /\           | I didn't say this.      | 
        /    \         | My supervisor would     | 
      /        \       | kill me if i did.       | "What's in the basket?"
    /    (<>)    \     |_________________________| 
  /                \   |Gunnar Horrigmo          | 
/____________________\ |gunnarh@sofus.dhhalden.no| "It's my brother!"
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Top two questions from this weeks email.
Date: 9 Oct 92 16:20:55 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

1.) What is a termcap?

2.) How did you get a newsfeed at a yacht club?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 02:12:54 GMT

In <9210122330.50@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <7663@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>>In article <BvzGos.82p@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov
>>(Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>#  The UK?  Isn't that a small island off the coast of Ireland?
>>
>>No, that's Britain.  The U.K. includes a bit of Ireland. 
>>
>>-- Ken "it isn't England, either" Johnson

>So why isn't there an SRA working to free the Scots?

They're still trying to figure out how to get the English to pay for it.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: i am back
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 01:07:57 GMT


--
	   PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT AND LOSER EXTRAORDINAIRE

               "i am such a stupid ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: Hiya Guys
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 00:10:18 GMT

In article <1992Oct10.200402.18800@athena.mit.edu> My favorite activity - eatspam writes:
>Well I don't know about you all, but I think Ren and Stimpy are great!
>This is my first time on this network, so if you have any suggestions on how
>I can find my way around they are welcome. 
>
>Thanks alot
>
>Jason

Welcome to another new school year.

				--Blair
				  "Learning is a monotonic process;
				   Education is an iterative one."
				   -Me, ca. 1988

P.S.  Newbies are a stationary one...
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short, shameful lunch
Date: 15 Oct 92 12:13:48 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


Tuna fish and sweetcorn sandwich
Avocado and chicken sandwich
Cadbury's Crunchie   <-- My first in years and years and years


-- Ken "two courses plus dessert" Johnson


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MISSING-PERSON LOCATOR
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 04:58:05 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <BvvuzM.37x@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>In <1992Oct7.103116.9316@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>>In article <1992Oct6.180930.1581@cnsvax.uwec.edu>, mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>>>                              MISSING-PERSON LOCATER
>>>                The following information is a very simple technique for 
>>>           finding missing children, adults, MIA's, etc..  Please take 
>>>           it SERIOUSLY. 
>>>                The person can then be found by going in the direction 
>>>           that the wire is consistently pointing toward, or by moving 
>>>           some distance at right angles to that direction and finding 
>>>           the new direction (triangulation method). 
>>SO, WHAT ABOUT A T.B EXPEDITION TO FIND WAVEY-DAVEY? WE NEED HIM BACK.
>
>Splendid idea!  In fact, for the "specimen" needed, we can use his
>severed head, which I have right he.....
>
>Oh dear.  I think I have just made this too easy.

I have long wondered about the brain on top of your terminal.

I thought it came from someone on the ANSI C committee.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Constitutional Questions, and liberalisms....
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 11:51:16 GMT

In <1992Oct8.050742.12207@news.unomaha.edu> kkrueger@cwis.unomaha.edu (Kurt Krueger) writes:
>drieux@wetware.com  writes:
>> Well to be truthful steven, I really like to talk to
>> the boys with those BigBluedBarrels....
>> It makes me just Shiver all over....

>We conservatives know that periods, commas, and capitals
>were created for a purpose.

Tell me:  do you conservatives know, too, that the Newsgroups: line was
created for a purpose?  How about taking talk.bizarre OUT of the Newsgroups
line the next time you want to spew boring crap?  Or do we have to help the
process of EVOLUTION along again?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: tlb2665@usl.edu (Burleigh Thomas L)
Subject: grrrrr
Organization: Univ. of Southwestern Louisiana
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 02:24:43 GMT

AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Phew, that's better.)
-- 
 _____           _                         | InterNet: tlb2665@usl.edu
   |   _  __    |_|     __  |  _  .  _  |_ | Voice: (318) 232-8298
   |  | | |||   | | | | | ' | |-' | |_| | ||"Reality is a collective
   '  '-' '''   '-' '-' '   ' '-' ' ,_| ' '|hunch." -- Lily Tomlin
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (Ron A. Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: If Scholarly Journals were like the Net . . .
Date: 12 Oct 1992 23:48:56 -0700
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1bcfkeINNbgb@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>So I have a grandfather named "Raleigh Silverio".  His children
>were named "Sean Dennis Silverio" and "Brian Daniel Silverio",
>but that's another story.

Which brings up another point.


5150
carla janice is my guess
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: a reply to my luck theory
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 03:25:31 GMT

i got this in reply to my luck theory which i gave to another grad student
in the lab.  you may notice grad students have much pity for themselves.
oh well.

Another possibility is that each person is assinged X amount of luck
at birth.  We will call these cosmic chits.  If you use more than your amount
of cosmic chits you have bad luck.  The amount of cosmic chits you have
available in a given time period is variable.  So that there are local
(days, hour) luck, bad luck returns and more global (years) returns.
This idea also explains why some people have short shitty lives (not
much luck to start with), short good lives (normal starting luck with really
good luck for a while followed by the very bad luck of death).  These ideas
can be extended to explain long good lives and long bad lives.

You are right about the sampling error problem of grad. students.  Since they
are grad students they WILL recieve a healthy alotment of bad luck (e.g.prelim 
exams) leading to a lack of very sharp bad luck returns (assuming average
starting luck).
Andy
--
	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
               me, last month when i had a cc.utah.edu acct.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: Plumbing hardware
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 14:00:30 GMT



In article <73391@apple.Apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:

   Ilana:
   |McGuckin Hardware is a Boulder landmark, an enormous hardware-cum-miscellany
   |store, occasionally referred to as Big Fuckin' Hardware, because it is.
   |Green-shirted employees roam the cavernous aisles, directing lost and 
   |bewildered customers to Aisle 14, or Aisle 2, or wherever they need to go.
   |Their slogan:  "If we don't have it, you don't need it." 

   I don't intend to start a "my hardware store is bigger than yours"
   war, but permit me to wax philosophic about my favorite shrine to
   consumerism on the East Coast.

   I refer, of course, to SPAGS.

The owner's nickname when he was young because he liked spagetti.

   They do have a slogan: "Where your CASH buys more." This is to remind
   you that since they don't take checks, credit cards, allow returns or
   exchanges, they make more money, and some tiny portion of that money
   results in lower prices.

They do of course have the Baybank money machine in their building.
And I just saw an article last week where they will be changing their
cash only policy if they haven't already.

An end to an era.

When I used to live nearby I would go for the Entenman chocolate chip
cookies that were twenty cents off the grocery price, the cheap
Castrol motor oil and the Remington ammunition.  But after a while the
crowds of tuesday night old people shuffling around made the shopping
experience less than efficient.


jv <- "and you forgot to mention the year round Christmas shop"

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: warp speeds
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 17:59:20 GMT


NERD MATING CALL:


IN REC.ARTS.STARTREK.TECH 
jwindley%asylum.cs.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Jay Windley) writes:
)
)Data's line notwithstanding, here's what the Tech Manual has to say
)about this:
)
)"(By the way, we estimate that in 'Where No One Has Gone Before' the
)Traveler was probably propelling the ENTERPRISE at about Warp
)9.9999999996.  Good thing they were in the carpool lane.)"  p. 55,
)footnote.



...carasso
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: atovorni@engr.UVic.CA (Andreas  Tovornik)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A Most Pressing COncern
Date: 12 Oct 92 02:02:37 GMT
Reply-To: atovorni@engr.UVic.CA
Organization: University of Victoria, Victoria, BC, Canada

In article 6916@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu, mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>In article <Bvsqz3.1L4@agora.rain.com> robart@agora.rain.com (Robert Barton) writes:
>>In article <1avrpqINNsvg@bigboote.WPI.EDU> walkerr@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Robert A Walker) writes:
>>>
>>>>Orgasms, in the main, are messy things,
>>>>and Really are not the sort of things
>>>>that decent persons with good personal
>>>>hygeine standards would wish to involve
>>>>themselves in/with/towards.
>>>
>>>
>>>	Sounds like this person can't get their rocks off to me.
>>>Its only messy if you shoot somebody in the face or your so wet that
>>>you flood your bedroom.
>>>                                  
>>>
>>>
>>>        
>>
>>
>>
>>  What does this have to do with Bush?

It depends what bush you are referring to.
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: enough already
Date: 15 Oct 92 19:43:49 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <6622@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Mark. Gooley writes:
>>Need a better /usr/dict/words...
>
>>...and that's why I had to kill them all.
>>...and that's why I had to landfill them all.
>
>You neglected to include:
>      "...and that's why I had to krill them all."
>
>You should have known better.

Yeah, but I was too lazy to edit any further what I'd grepped from
/usr/dict/words.  I also should have looked for words ending in -il,
and edited out those not rhyming with "kill" from both lists.

Ideally I shouldn't have bothered to post what I did in the first place.

Mark., seppuku with Ginso knife comes next
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gj156879@prince.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: Alt.Fondle.Vomit is a band thing?
Summary: Uh huh.
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 16:40:03 GMT

Why do I have trouble believing that when I listen to FOETUS (a hard
core insane mechanical nightmare from hell)?
 
I saw some message in A.F.V about the Jim Rose Freak Show and drinking
someone's stomach juices, etc.  and was hoping the area would be a
little more "grungy".
 
                                                  Nik...
                                              Don't HIDE it,
                                              PROVIDE it.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: HELP me with LOGO for IBM PC
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 22:56:38 GMT

IN COMP.AI.EDU yura@polradis.spb.su writes:
)Help me ! I need language programming LOGO for IBM PC.
)
)Thanks.
)
)E-mail  yura@polradis.spb.su
)----

HELLO COMMRAD FROM SAINT PETERSBURG.
I TOO USE LOGO TO CAPTURE AMERIKAN IMPERIALIST PIGS
PUT PIG ON SCREEN CENTER.  DEN MOVE TURTLE TO SURROUND 
CAPITALIST! SIMPLE!  WE WIN!  YES. GOOD.

>fd 100
ok
>lt 90
ok
>fd 100
ok
>lt 90
ok
>fd 100
ok
>lt 90
ok
>fd 100
ok
>text 10, 10 "YOU LOSE CAPITALISTIC PIG BASTARD"
ok



roger, ok
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: I WANT YOUR MAIL!!
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 20:01:31 GMT

IN TALK.BIZARRE peterson5283@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
)rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:
)
)) roger, repeat 1000 'mail -s "I AM A VAX HOMO"
)) 		    perterson5283@iscsvax.uni.edu < penis.txt'
)) 
)) IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
)) COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
)) MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
)
)  In spite of popular misconception,  I am not a homosexual, nor am I
)homophobic, so Ivan.............
                ^^^^
)     Get a clue!
      ^^^^^^^^^^

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE WEEK.
.
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: History time
Keywords: The OLD ONES
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 23:18:53 GMT

In <gerald.718465455@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:
>terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>>>1 October 1987 is the date of the last talk.bizarre post by The Bonehead.
>>Ah, the bonehead. yes, someone even before gypsy so she could not revere him.
>Wow, I didn't know The Bonehead was so famous.

And some more Bonehead:
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 20:44:08 EDT
From: <JMC159@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My favorite post of the day.

Hey Gumby,  Are you the same Gumby who posted in the alt.backrubs?  If so, what
is with your obsession with your sperm?  Also, if you were having wild sex with
your girlfriend, is it safe to assume that you don't lure girls to your dorm
room and rub them with your sperm?  Are you at least loyal to the person you
are depositing your sperm onto or into?  And another thing (in my best Mary Lou
Retton voice) do you still masturbate eventhough you have a girlfriend getting
you off?  I was just wondering.
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short Shameful Haiku
Date: 16 Oct 92 22:24:54 GMT
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)



no coffee filters
cut up old shirt added grounds
sweaty cotton aftertaste

--

"when marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws"  -R.A. Wilson

	\\\\\sean/////
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep analyzes Spacetime
Date: Wed,  7 Oct 92 01:23:39 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

"I woulda put the polygons closer together, ya know"

@lS
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Danger Danger!
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 20:43:09 GMT

In <1b4jt0INN1ij@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:

>"Whereas Usenet is a miracle to people possessing good communication 
>skills, it is a trap for losers, because it deprives them of any natural 
>way out of the pointless debate loops which they fall into so easily."
>-- Michael Rigler, in talk.bizarre

Somebody explain to me Rigler all of a sudden became "Mr. Sig Quote"


-- 
ben                                     fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
 "A tight bunch of bastards who want to win while loving each other,
  if they don't destroy their knees first, or start sleeping with 
  each other's girlfriends." - Rigler, about Indiana Ultimate
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: reading cj's posts
Date: 12 Oct 1992 18:15:06 GMT
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com


jon@zeus.med.utah.edu writes:
|you two are gonna make me puke.

I was going to follow this up a few billion more times,
but I decided to play Scrabble instead.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun)
Subject: Re: We have arrived!!
Keywords: more losers
Organization: and yer little dog, too
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 06:25:40 GMT




Why is it newbies always post blank verse,
(I once did that myself, I must admit),
And yes, of course, I know, it could be worse:
At least they don't attempt to rhyme their shit.
Now is the winter of our discontent.
The freshman influx breeds a thousand flames;
And newbies never see a flame's intent --
They get defensive, whine, and call us names,

Each fall, both the perceptive and the dull
Are baptised in the fire of talk.bizarre,
And one by one, the old and weak are culled;
By spring we'll know who all the worthy are.
The way to be accepted?  Just relax,
And NEVER use ad hominem attacks.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham