HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Jessica Raine)
Subject: Re: Lovecraft .. films .. etc
Reply-To: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 20:40:33 GMT

In article <1g9049INN73r@phakt.usc.edu>, pechever@phakt.usc.edu (The Heckler) writes:
 
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>"Come, let us retract the foreskin of misconception and apply the wire
>		brush of enlightenment."   --Geoff Miller  
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	My, my, isn't _that_ a vivid image.

Jessica Raine | st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes."--The Bard
"Please tell me two things. First, what is this thing called love? And second,
how may it be distinguished from insanity?"--PATIENCE
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: He who dies with the most toys, wins!
Date: 11 Dec 92 20:22:20 GMT
Organization: UB

Oh, my!  It would seem that we have a newly constituted group that just *may*
prove to be a fine fishing ground, indeed!

In alt.military.cadet  <Bz23Cv.L2q@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> 
myempire@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Matt J. Martin) signs with ruffles and
flourishes:

>---
>  ##########################################################################   
>  ##   /   ##               Progress Before Peace!               ##   /   ## 
>  ##  //   ## Matt J. Martin, Technosociology and Space Politics ##  //   ## 
>  ## ///// ######################################################## ///// ##
>  ##   //  ##        Purdue University, West Lafayette, IN       ##   //  ##
>  ##   /   ##           myempire@mentor.cc.purdue.edu            ##   /   ##
>  ##########################################################################

"Progress Before Peace!". . . ain't that a doozy, Jed?  Yep. . . don't want
nobody to go around gettin' any dang fool ideas about how we can have
progress in peacetime. . .

And "Technofuckingsociology"?  You have *got* to be kidding. . . no, I thought
not!

Then, in that same fine group. . . <1992Dec11.161921.151@ncsu.edu> 
jhpace1@eos.ncsu.edu (Technoknight) chimes in with his $0.002 worth [Yes,  I
*do* know how many '0's I put in!]:

>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Generic disclaimer:  These thoughts and writings are my own unless otherwise
>                     noted - although Jerrold my twin may think them too.
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>Jeremy H. Pace        |  The Vindicator          Eph. 6:12
>jhpace1@eos.ncsu.edu  |  Technoknight
>NC State, Raleigh     |  Electrical Engineering
>
>"Peace, through superior firepower." -  Minos V motto, ST:TNG "The Arsenal
>                                        of Freedom"
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Peace through superior firepower.", indeed!  This must be the Progress that
was being touted earlier!  

Perhaps Mr. Technoknight would be willing to fill out questionnaires for
our budding Technosociologist. . .

\rperkins.

--jm
meach@pacifist.hippie.freak   | "Everybody knows that the war is over. . ." LC 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Subject: Got one!
Keywords: I know, I know !!
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501
Date: 11 Dec 92 22:48:45 GMT

In article <10DEC199219115169@rigel.tamu.edu> ctv3943@rigel.tamu.edu (The Dreamer) writes:
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>-The Dreamer
>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>-The Dreamer           > "See the image of a man - on a hill three crosses stand
>CTV3943@rigel.tamu.edu <   His shadow covers all the land..."  -Whiteheart
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>;):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)  o/  :):):):):):):):);)

Notice the NEW anatomicly correct sword, complete with anal plug for those cold
winter nights. Come to think of it, the ROSE is as long as his sword. This may
give new meaning to the term "long stemmed roses".

Apparently a laughing audience is expected when he shows off his big sword. Are
the two winking individuals his only "satisfied" customers of the lot?.
("Ohhh, send me more flowers." "Yeah baby, I'm your F-T-D man of love.")


--
George F. McQuary 
"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: s.db.rim on SUN
Date: 17 Dec 92 15:29:59 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <9212110433.AA08631@cerberus.earth.monash.edu.au> grassu-list@max.cecer.army.mil writes:
>----
>__________________________________________________________________
>				Dr Simon Cox
>         __  L				
>      ,~'  L_|\            	Department of Earth Sciences       
>   ,-'         \         	Monash University    
>   (            \		Clayton  Vic  3168  Australia
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>    L,~'   "\_x/		Phone +61 3 565 5762
>              u   		Fax   +61 3 565 5062
>				simon@cerberus.earth.monash.edu.au
>__________________________________________________________________

	Now THIS I like: sure, he uses up too many _'s for the border, but
in an effort of global conservation an Green Awareness, he makes up for it
by leaving out commas in the address and dashes in the phone numbers.

	At the left, of course, we see the Southern Crossed Oil Slick, a
major pollutant hazard visible only in the Southern Hemisphere.

	But who's this Clayton Vic guy?

--
Steve Buffum           | "He's old enough to win the world,
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  But weak enough to lose it to today's Tom Sawyer."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Subject: Re: Apogee Release Dates
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 05:59:16 GMT

In comp.sys.ibm.pc.games, gilmour@binah.cc.brandeis.edu (Jeffrey R. Gilmour) writes:
[>'s deleted, but he's an 80-column man]
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Second worst Brandeis .sig ever. If there's archives, you'll see the
worst one. Any other of you Brandeisians know this guy? I say we seek
him out next semester and give him the business. 

I could have sworn that binah had a four line limit...have to see 
about getting one installed. 

Adam "36 pt. 3-D SansSpace Inchworm" Levin
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Hi-Fi tube amp as bass amp
Date: 11 Dec 92 19:16:42 GMT
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California

In rec.music.makers,rec.music.makers.guitar,rec.music.makers.bass,rec.audio.pro
article <1992Dec9.073606.2452@hpcvusn.cv.hp.com> 
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Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce:

CAPTAIN CARRIAGE RETURN!

<Wild applause>



-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
(c) 1992 Witless One-Line Followups Ltd.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Subject: Re: VGAPlanets
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 06:03:55 GMT

In comp.sys.ibm.pc.games, yy@stdank.as.ntu.edu.tw (Ching-Cheng  Chen) writes:
>
>--
>
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>       "It's a fine day, and the ground is dry.  Y.Y. is here!"
>---------------------------------------|---------------------------------------
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>  Cheng Ching-cheng        \\     // \\      //  |  Game-player by Choice!
>                             \\  //    \\  //    |  Atmospherist by Accident!
>  National Taiwan University   \/        \/      |  R.A. of Lee by Mistake!
>                               ||        ||      |  Brilliant by act of God!
>  yy@stdank.as.ntu.edu.tw      ||        ||      |
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I believe that this is an ASCII representation of the Salvador Dali (or
was that Pablo Picasso?) classic, "Snails Staring at Television Antenna"

Adam "Ever been a .sig from Taiwan here before?" Levin

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.non.sequitur,alt.religion.kibology
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: Hooray
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
	<1992Dec10.023053.4854@tc.cornell.edu>
	<OSA.92Dec9223840@orville.unh.edu>
	<1992Dec10.140647.10826@gozer.mv.com>
Comments: Q: So what's an onomatopia?  A: A socio-governmental system that just sounds       good.
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 00:15:30 GMT
X-Posted-From: wilbur.unh.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu


osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:

> Conformist members of this group: please put the phrase "HUG ME!" in
> your signatures.  Non conformist ones: I still love you.

Kevin L. McBride <klm@gozer.mv.com> writes:
=> So, what does this make me?

A snack.

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.

                               HUG ME!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Subject: Re: DREAM MACHINE
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 22:18:54 GMT

In sci.psychology, madavis@nmsu.edu (Mark Davis) writes:
>
>--
>                          WORLD                                    WORLD VIEW
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>      ** *   **     **  ***  ** **** **** 
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Another a.f.w list that we need. The ASCII atlas!
And does this mean that the asterisk shortage is over?

Adam "Brandeis is indicated by the star" Levin
From: kneale@noao.edu (ruth a. kneale)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: SF novels that have become movies (update)
Date: 16 Dec 92 23:30:09 GMT
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA

In article <1992Dec16.170217.1@iowasp.physics.uiowa.edu> parmentier@iowasp.physics.uiowa.edu writes:

>-- 
>"Science without religion is lame,
>religion without science is blind." Albert Einstein   _/_
>      _, .__  _  _,  _,      _   _, .__  ____  _  __  / o _ .__
>     (_)_/ (_(/_(_)_(_)_    |_)_(_|_/ (_/ / /_(/_/ /_/_/_(/_/ (__
>      /|         /|  /|    /|      ___ Gregg  Parmentier ___
>     |/         |/  |/     |/ parmentier@iowasp.physics.uiowa.edu

hmm...lowercase OboeSwirl'n'Swoop, 17 3/8ths point.

ObKiboRef:  ".Sigs without Kibo are lame...Kibo without .sigs is blind."

(lame, i know...*sigh*...blame it on mathcad...)

-- 
					<for rachel>
ruth a. kneale			What goes step step step poink,
rkneale@noao.edu		step step step poink, step step
				step poink trip wheeeeee splat?
From: kneale@noao.edu (ruth a. kneale)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: question??
Date: 15 Dec 92 20:27:03 GMT
Organization: ObHoHo

In article <BzB63A.L4A@acsu.buffalo.edu> v054rsu8@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Jennifer L DeMarie) writes:

>-Jen [.]  [.]
>        @
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>         \\\
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>Jennifer L. DeMarie     (Lady Jen, The Mad Discombobulator)
>v054rsu8@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu   demarie@acsu.cc.buffalo.edu
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ok, we have a combo special today.  Signoff-n-BUAF, only $0.95!
Extra TabDamage on the side, please.

*wipe wipe*
-- 
					<for rachel>
ruth a. kneale			What goes step step step poink,
rkneale@noao.edu		step step step poink, step step
				step poink trip wheeeeee splat?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: iisakkil@lk-hp-15.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Subject: Re: Reply to WinQVTnet 3.0
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
	<77g2vqn@rpi.edu>
Distribution: comp.os.ms-windows.apps
Date: 16 Dec 92 22:36:09 GMT

fokd@rebecca.its.rpi.edu (Derek S. Fok - The one and only.) writes:

>__--~~--__--~~--__--~~--__--~~--__--~~--__--~~--__--~~--__--~~--__--~~--__
>## ==> Derek S. Fok <== ##   "Why is it all hardware?" //  Random       ##
>## ==> fokd@rpi.edu <== ##   Please feel free to blither now. // MH,DA  ##    
>~~--__--~~--__--~~--__--~~--__--~~--__--~~--__--~~--__--~~--__--~~--__--~~

Umm... I can't remember whether the latest GMcQ rules allowed one to
comment on borders or not, but these are easily the worst for weeks.
--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Bar-B-Q'ing ST902415--What is this, a Zip Code for Beverly Hills?
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 17:37:10 GMT

chip@tct.com (Chip Salzenberg) writes:
>According to tfpayn01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu:
>>	It's a Katana, ya Midwestern Computer Geek.
>"Midwestern Computer Geek."  What sharp wit.
[Point by point counter-flame deleted]

Please keep this crap out of alt.fan.warlord.

We _know_ that tfpayn01 has no clue - there is no need to harp on it.

--
"It's a Katana, ya Midwestern Computer Geek" - Official slogan, a.f.w
-- 
Read the header.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (Neil Bowers)
Subject: Re: Segmentation faults
Originator: neilb@csparc2
Organization: The University of Leeds, School of Computer Studies
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 21:48:07 GMT

In comp.lang.c, canalda@minos.inria.fr signs:
>
>Good receive.
>
>#########################################################################
>#   _______    __               ______    email : canalda@minos.inria.fr#
># /______ /| /_ /|            /_____ /|   address:    I.N.R.I.A.        #
>#|   __  | ||  | |___        |   ___|/           Dommaine de Voluceau   #
>#|  |/_) | ||  |/___ /|      |  | |              Rocquencourt B.P.105   #
>#|   ____|/ |   __  | |   __ |  | |___    __     78153 LeChesnayCedex   #
>#|  | |     |  | || | | /_ /||  |/__ /| /_ /|           FRANCE          #
>#|__|/      |__|/ |_|/ |__|/ |______|/ |__|/  tel: +33 (1) 39 63 53 61  #
>#########################################################################

	Chartered Philosopher?

	Three quarters of the way to a PhD?

	A crossword clue: P H . C .
	(no such word in my dictionary, but then it's not a french dictionary)

	A disassembled wood-chuck puzzle

	A child's building blocks (backed up by the stickle brick border)

You decide.
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: What TV teaches us...
Date: 18 Dec 92 22:39:31 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <1992Dec12.113059@gruc19.nor.chevron.com> hjiwa@gruc19.nor.chevron.com (Jeff Wang) writes:
>
>-- 
> #====}==) #===(==}  #====}==) #===(==}  {==)===# (=={====#  {==)===# (=={====#
>>> Jeff Wang                             Net   : hjiwa@gruc19.nor.chevron.com <<
>>> Chevron Petroleum Technology Company  Profs : hjiwa (hovmb)                <<
>>> Geophysical/Geological Applications   Phone : (504) 592-6162               <<
>>> 935 Gravier Street, Room 1006         Fax   : (504) 592-6958               <<
>>> New Orleans, Louisiana 70112          Valeo,vales. Die dulci fruimini!! :) <<
> #===(==}      What if no one ever asked a hypothetical question?      {==)===#


um, the second two sets of >> were already there, i swear...

what if no one ever listened to you anyway?

latin, shmatin.

bah.
--
		    -just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      coed naked internet grep! always keep your link up!
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Worlds wierdest system crash!
Date: 20 Dec 92 21:40:51 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In alt.folklore.computers . . .

In article <1992Dec20.031019.121@front.se>, samuel@front.se writes:

  [Earwig-in-the-'puter-story deleted]
>
>This is a 100% true story.
>
>/SS
>-- 
>+----------------------+--------------------------------------+
>|                      |        / \                           |
>| Samuel Gustaf Siren  |      __!_/_                          |
>|                      |    / \ |  / \                        |
>|                      |   |/  || | \__oW)----------          |
>| All opinions and     |   !! / /\ \                          |
>| questions are my     |     / /  \ \                         |
>| own /SS              |    //    //                          |
>|                      |   /|    ((                           |
>+----------------------+--------------------------------------+

Hmm. He looks okay now. But let's leap ahead five minutes, shall we?


               / \
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           / \ |  / \
          |/  || | \__oW)\
          !! / /\ \      )
            / /  \ \     (
           //    //      )
          /|    ((

There, there, Samuel. Don't feel embarassed. It happens to all guys
sooner or later.

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (And how come the back foot is wearing a high-heeled shoe?)
-- 
All just the opinions of pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mdw@db.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: The Bar-B-Q continues
Organization: The Linux Inquisition, Propaganda Division
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 01:13:20 GMT

I'd just like to announce that I have a new .signature
quote, inspired by the wittiest person to ever step foot
in alt.fan.warlord in the last, oh, month or so. 

This is the first .sig quote I've ever attributed to
someone on the net. Enjoy.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh     mdw@tc.cornell.edu     Cornell Theory Center
  "It's a Katana, ya Midwestern Computer Geek." --Tom Payne
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Subject: Re: College Folklore
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 18:48:45 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.235212.1562@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>, rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
>In alt.urban.folklore, article <1992Dec14.222208.24249@news.cs.brandeis.edu> st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>>thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank) writes:
>>>
>>>At Brandeis, there's a statue that does absolutely nothing at all when
>>>a virgin walks past it.
>>
>>Actually, they installed one last year that used to play the Brandeis
>>Fight song when that happened. The racket got so loud, they took it down.
>> 
>
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>uh, jessica? can you tell us about this one?

Actually, no, she can't. It was last year, before she got here. I'll have
to tell you about it some time. I have a final to go to soon...

>
>your inner-circle membership just might go into reconsideration...
>

I don't believe the practices of an institution should refelct on its
members. Don't punish jessica for University policy, especially before
she got here.

>rperkins@but.we.still.like.you.better.than.lizzy.edu

Adam "Always avoided that damned statue at all costs" Levin
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.sex.motss,soc.motss
From: mdw@db.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: I'm so hot and horny
Organization: The Linux Inquisition, Propaganda Division
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 22:07:27 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.192733.5701@cs.cornell.edu> csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
>This article was a forgery.  A simple look at the Path and Sender fields
>shows that.
>
>Path: cornell!rochester!udel!darwin.sura.net!wupost!uwm.edu!ogicse!mimbres.cs.unm.edu!constellation!darkside!cs.cornell.edu!csuley
>From: csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley)
>Subject: I'm so hot and horny
>Sender: news@darkside.osrhe.uoknor.edu
>Nntp-Posting-Host: okcforum.osrhe.uoknor.edu

I wish it wasn't true, but he's right. My path line (which should be just batcomputer!cs.cornell.edu!csuley) is VERY
long. If he posted the article, he took the Long Road Home[tm].

Darn. And he was so close, too.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh     mdw@tc.cornell.edu     Cornell Theory Center
  "Go on, emote! I was raised on thought balloons!"
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: catching up...
Date: 18 Dec 92 12:10:50 GMT
Organization: afw uber alles

In alt.rap, atb@mighty.engin.umich.edu (Adrian Bradley) signs (in code):
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|...audi from the dojo...
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|_______________________________________________________
|                            __ 
|                             \ \
|                         ____ | | 
|                        |/\|_/ / 
|                    /|__|||/ / 
|                   |---  |  |
|         Adrian Bradley, CAEN Operations
|            email atb@engin.umich.edu
|  "You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance..."
|                      | |   > >
|                      | | |-|/ 
|                      | | \/  
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|                      \/
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Hang on, let me alt.rappize this sig:

|_______________________________________________________
|                            __ 
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|      baseball cap ->   |_X|_ | | | Yo yo yo. Word to the mother. 5000 G.|
|                        |/\|_/ / <  Peel my cap. Chilling in my crib with|
|                    /|__|||/ /    | my homeboys. Vanilla Ice is the shit.|
|                   |---  |  |     +--------------------------------------+
|         Adrian Bradley, CAEN Operations
|            email atb@engin.umich.edu
|  "You must defeat Sheng Long to see rachel's pants..."
|                   /  | |   > >
| large rap star penis | | |-|/ 
| concealed beneath    | | \///> <- aDEEdas left
| quool quote          |-|
|                      \///> <- aDEEdas right
|-------------------------------------------------------

Tx. [devil's advocate]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
Xref: sparky alt.fan.warlord:9443 alt.sex:39315 alt.sex.bondage:23877 alt.sex.motss:1982 soc.motss:51911
From: rsvanc00@nx36.mik.uky.edu (Randolph S. Vance)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.sex.motss,soc.motss
Subject: Re: I'm so hot and horny
Date: 11 Dec 92 18:45:59 GMT
Article-I.D.: mik.rsvanc00.724099559
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences
X-Path: nx36.mik.uky.edu!rsvanc00

In <1980Dec8.195538.13098@cs.cornell.edu> csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:

>Oh, baby, I need something NOW! Please, if you are a male in the New
>York/Cornell area, I want to have some male S&M With you, now, baby.
> 
>[Please no one, be offended, or I'll cum in your month]

You'll come in our MONTH? Wow, didn't know you were on the rag......;-)

BTW, My favorite month is January! ;-)

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