HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Morning Menu!
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 06:34:37 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>(James Willer) writes:
>> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) does his fine impression of Dr. Gumby:
>>>(James Willer) squawks: 
>>>>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) gets all hot under the collar:
>>>>>(Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
>>>>>>(David Bromage) writes:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Damn, another dead article.
>>>>>>And Gina jokingly replies:
>>>>>>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
>>>>>Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!
>>>>Same J <=== tastes like chicken!!
>>>Ratboy <== has a lot of rat in him...
>> E Jams <=== I'd like spam, bacon, eggs, sausage and rat. That's not
>> 	got *much* rat in it ...
>I like lots of rat, though. Sorry. For every meal . Very sorry.
Oooooooohhhh YES!

Ratboy aka Boy, this sexual connotation stuff is contagious...hope it's
   not fatal...gotta at least see how the end turns out...I mean, what's
   it all about? What's the meaning of life? What's for dinner? Lemon curry?
   Well why didn't you say so? I mean, I just looooove lemon curry because
   I once had this hamster, you see, named Huey...yea...just like the
   Viking...and he had this bad leg, so I put him into the night the
   beast did crawl all the way to the other end of the street where I saw
   Gina that time doing a *fine* imitation of "The Naughty Bits of Hubert
   Humphrey" with only one leg and only half a chicken so I said to her
   "Hey there! Quit that before you hurt yourself!" but she ignored my little
   before eight, dear, when I was supposed to be watching that show what
   was on the mollusk of summat, but you know I can't keep awake since
   those parrots moved in next door squawking all night and pining for
   the fjords in their screechy voices and chittering about "Oh, they don't
   make it properly here, do they?" and shouting about how Gina should be
   running the country...I mean, where's the sport? Where's the adventure?
   It's only a mosquito, I told them...but did they listen? Nooooooooo...
   They voted for Jester anyway, knowing full well that he only went once
   in his life and even *then* was questionable..I mean, did you ever see
   *anyone* jump around like that and live? Not me. Not even when Simon
   poked him in the bum with that penguin that had three buttocks what he
   got from David at the rummage sale and what is a rummage anyway? I never
   seen one...never seen a dustbin either, although I heard they have very nice
   Bishops there...and even a slug or two. (Mrs.)

*sigh*
From: v151luy2@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott D McGinnis)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Terry Jones appears on The Young Indianan Jones cronicles.refresh
Date: 13 Oct 92 00:11:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


	ATTENTION!!!

	Am i the only one who recognized Mr. Jones on the Young
Indy Jones. He plays a Spanish WWI spy in Barcelona. The show
looks at this point to be very sarcastic, and not serious at all.

						Snap.
From: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: Voting
Date: 16 Oct 92 02:08:18 GMT
Organization: Clark University

In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet meditates on the following:
>In article <15OCT92.02001881@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> 
>> Why VOTE FIEVEL???
>> 
>> I've got a shirt that says "Ministry of Silly Walks" on it.
>> I make no promises I don't keep.
>> I make no promises.
>> I can survive in the city of Worcester, MA.
>> I can deal with having a NORMAL PERSON as a roommate.
>> I'm not RATBOY.
>----I happen to LIKE Ratboy. thank you.
>> Admiral Stockdale will not be my vice president.
>> 
>> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
>> 
>> keep a.f.m-p as insane as possible in '92!!
>> 
>> love and kisses,
>> Fievel
>Are those for ME?
>> (candidate)

REad my last post for the answer, my dear...
		-Fievel the Great
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: new topic
Date: 13 Oct 92 01:38:51 GMT
Organization: Epicentre of the Universe
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]


     +---+
Vote | 0 | Apathy
     +---+
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now these masses
Date: 11 Oct 92 05:03:30 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct8.182912.24622@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet throws more used hankies on the pile of rubbish to be burned at the end of the month:
>>In article <1992Oct7.161408.20044@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates something?:
>>>>In article <1992Oct2.144400.12871@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
>>>>> In article <1992Oct1.205020.7102@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>> [lotsa crap eaten by (dramatic pause) A TIGER!]
>>>>>>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>>>>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>>>>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>>>>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>>>>>E Jams <=== No. I won't.just say no, I shall be forced to say....
>>>>What will you be forced to say? Go ahead tell ME--you'd probably like
>>>>to, wouldn't you? ====>>>Gina 
>>> 
>>> Well sure, but couldn't we go somewhere a bit more private?
>>This is about as private as it gets, honey. Life ain't all a bowl of
>>cherries, though I know you wish it were. ( and, Frankly, I'm better
>>than cherries any day.)
> Same J <=== you should see me do that thing with the cherry stem
> 	in my mouth....
What do stems have to do with it? I tell you I'M BETTER THAN CHERRIES!
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Song lyrics
Date: 14 Oct 92 09:18:38 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <DJOHNSON.92Oct12202251@cayenne.gac.edu> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
|In article <3597@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|.In article <ins450m.718869130@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
|.|jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|.|>In article <8OCT199220313401@zeus.tamu.edu> pww9211@zeus.tamu.edu (WINFREY, CHIP) writes:
|.|>|
|.|>|Could someone be kind enough to e-mail me the words to
|.|>|the "Philosophers' Song"? Thanks in advance.
|.|>|
|.|>|Chip  
|.|
|.|>All of them? 
|.|
|.|Well, you could post them one at a time.
|.|
|.|>Jos aka Sometimes people can be so, so, ... greedy!
|.|Eccles aka Its _so_ depressing
|
|.Good idea, old fruit! Ok, here comes ... stand back ... Here comes the
|.first word of the philosophers' song: (drums ...)
|
|.			Intercourse!
|
|.There! There it is! The first word of the famous philosophers' song! I did
|.it! I did it! Did! Did! didididididid! Tada!
|
|*I* know one of the words!  *Please* can I post it..huh? huh?
|*Pleeeeeze*??  I wanna post it!  I waaaaannaaa!!!  Auntie Jos, you
|said I could post it!  Waaaaaa!!!!!  Well I'm gonna post it anyway,
|whether you lick it or not, so Nyaaa nyaaa!!!!  Here goes:
|
|"a cranberry"
| ^
|The word.

Oooohh Dannypooh! You're ever so clever, you naughty little rascal!
Ok, I'll teach you another word ... stand overthere, 'cause this word
can be a bit dangerous sometimes when not pronounced properly ...
Ok, here goes: another word from the famous Philosophers' Song:
(ahem) (gasp) ... stand back, behind that line, this one's tricky:


....  ...   ...  ... ANTELOPE!

Now, how's 'bout that eh?

|.Jos aka Always willing to help ...
|
|Dan aka Always milling the kelp ...

Jos aka Always shrilling as a whelp ...
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Mount Everest (both peaks?!)
Date: 15 Oct 92 15:22:26 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY


In article <1992Oct14.193923.1770@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet squirms:
>>In article <1992Oct8.172058.22686@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates something?:
>>>>In article <1992Oct7.163801.20818@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>>>In article <6OCT92.00455306@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
> 
>>>>>>> Pardon me, but it's my God-given right to bash rats if I want to!  
>>>>>>> BTW, according to my records, your policy states that no claim you ever
>>>>>>> make will be paid.
>>>>>>> 				piece,
>>>>>>> 				Fievel
>>>>>>Excuse me, Fievel, but I wan tto be the one to bash rats. I hear they
>>>>>>are actually very good in the late night hours...
>>>>> I used to bash rats until I was able to save up enough money to
>>>>> buy a mouse-organ.
>>>>>>So you found out that my claims might not be paid...That doesn't mean
>>>>>>I won't get paid, now does it.
>>>>>>Piece?!??  What, are you lonely? 
>>>>>>	What've you got to say NOW????>>>>>>>>>>>Gina 
>>>>> Mesaj nerak Pisces (actually Aries, but who's counting?)
>>>>Got a problem with Pisces?!!!? I happen to be a Pisces. Want to
>>>>reconsider?
>>> E Jams nerak I have no problem with Pisces (well, except my mother).
>>> 	Does that mean we're still on?
>>I, my dear, was never off. **interpret at your own risk**
> Right!! Off ya go!!
-----------------------
So, where'd I go?
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now these mooses
Date: 13 Oct 92 18:51:02 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) joins the party (sorry, I couldn't resist. Should've, but couldn't):
>In article <1992Oct11.000330.3052@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>In article <1992Oct8.182912.24622@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet throws more used hankies on the pile of rubbish to be burned at the end of the month:
>>>>In article <1992Oct7.161408.20044@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates something?:
>>>>>>In article <1992Oct2.144400.12871@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
>>>>>>> In article <1992Oct1.205020.7102@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>> [lotsa crap eaten by (dramatic pause) A TIGER!]
>>>>>>>>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>>>>>>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>>>>>>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>>>>>>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>>>>>>>E Jams <=== No. I won't.just say no, I shall be forced to say....
                                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>>>>What will you be forced to say? Go ahead tell ME--you'd probably like
>>>>>>to, wouldn't you? ====>>>Gina
>>>>>
>>>>> Well sure, but couldn't we go somewhere a bit more private?
>>>>This is about as private as it gets, honey. Life ain't all a bowl of
>>>>cherries, though I know you wish it were. ( and, Frankly, I'm better
>>>>than cherries any day.)
>>> Same J <=== you should see me do that thing with the cherry stem
>>> 	in my mouth....
>>What do stems have to do with it? I tell you I'M BETTER THAN CHERRIES!
>Would you still say that immediately after seeing 9 1/2 weeks
Wrong! The *correct* response was "*You* are a *piece* of *tail*!"
But you don't walk away empty-handed, you still get our consolation
prize (dramatic pause) A pair of plyers around the norti-bits!!

>dave smurf alright dammit, if my names cited above,
>    wheres my earlier addition to this post grrrrrrr :-{
Maje S nerak Oh! So *you're* the *bastard* what corrupted my "<==="!!
	Take that! (Thunk)
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I've got an idea!!!
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:51:35 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct7.063644.18985@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>> Chris aka "Doing" as often as i possibly can!
>>
>>Whatssa matter Chris? Feel left out? Want innit too, I suppose? Well,
>>jump in but be sure you can tread water (among other things) because I
>>feel like it's going to get deep REAL quick. 
>>
>>Wanna play with me anyway ?
> 
> You know "Red Rover, Red Rover"?
> 
> Ratboy aka Let Gina come over *wink wink*
whattsa matter Ratty-Baby? Lonely?  Where's over? I'll take the low
road, you take the high road. 'K?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: new topic
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 22:29:32 GMT


>>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.

I vote Heather Noel Bobbie

mNSio
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Vote Dan!  Chopped liverwurst at 11!
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 08:23:07 GMT

(David A. Joiner) writes:
>(Daniel P Johnson) writes:

[political hot air nicked]

>>Dan aka Vote for Jos: Lifetime Acheivment award! (Post-Mortem)
>I cast all 3 of my votes for DAN!!!!
>Oh wait, I already cast them for myself.
>Sorry.
>
>dave smurf Hey man, can I buy a bag of cheddar?
Ratboy aka Psst. Can I have a hit of that, man?
From: jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: new topic
Date: 10 Oct 1992 01:19:53 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen)
NNTP-Posting-Host: thor.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) says:

>In article <1b2birINNluv@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen) writes:
>>
>>In a previous article, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) belches:
>>
>>>(Jeremy C. Bargen) makes that funny noise with his armpit:
>>>>In a previous article, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) heckles:
>>>>>->In a previous article, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) jeckles:
>>>>>->
>>>>>->>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
>>>>>->>
>>>>>->>Vote for your top 3 fav's and I will tabulate
>>>>>->>the winner in one week......
>>>>>->>
>>>>>->>Just something to still the boredom....
>>>>>->>Jester aka vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>->So...we're to vote for our five favorite a.f.m.p'ers, are we?
>>>>>->Well, I'm casting a vote for Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Newsgroup.
>>>>>Well I prefer Brave Sir Robin, who almost sent a post once,
>>>>>who nearly flamed Jester, and nearly followed up to an article with the
>>>>>word `Spam' in it..
>>>>Ooh!  Don't say the "S" word!  I soiled my armor, I was so scared!
>If you eat Spam, you would never soil your armor, it just all dissolves
>right through your stomach lining and you see those wonderful
>lights.
>>>>>->Vermin ralph Head Surgeon for the Hospital for Pretty Young Ladies Who
>>>>>->Don't Have Anything In Particular Wrong With Them
>>>>>Pag aka Well where is the machine that goes `ping' ?
>>>>Right here...
>>>>*ping*
>>>>See? Now don't you feel silly?
>>>>Vermin wang this is my neighbor, he's a slimy little rat-faced git
>>>Ratboy aka I am not! Oh...yes i am...
>>Now listen here, YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BASTARD!!! ALWAYS BUTTING IN WHERE
>>YOU'RE NOT WANTED!!! WHY DON'T YOU GO AND...and...oh, so sorry.  I just got
>>a bit carried away. It's my idiom, you see...
><THUNK> MESSAGE FOR YOU SIR!
><READS> ratboy in distress trapped in swamp castle.
>>Vermin wang Number 12...the spam
>dave smurf Number 42...spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,eggs and spam.
>
Spam's off luv.
If you like we could fry up Eric for you...Eric the processed meat
product...

Vermin wang number eighteen...the Spanish Inquisition
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Ratboy's Voter Call
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 06:12:06 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>Gina says, on Ratboy's behalf (not to be confused with his a-half,
>which he lost in the war):
>
>Everyone's hearing about Saint---Vote for Saint this, vote for Saint
>that.
>
>Who really cares about a Saint when no one can be one?
>Wouldn't you rather vote for someone who fits in, someone you can
>	imitate with relative ease?
>Wouldn't you rather vote for someone you can relate to on a
>	**personal** level, at any time of the day or night (wink,
>	wink.  nudge, nudge)?
>Wouldn't you rather vote for someone with experience?
>	(I didn't say at what, though)
>
>Wouldn't you rather vote for someone because a beautiful woman with
>long blond hair and a curvy body seductively asked you to?
>
>Then vote for Ratboy!!!!!!!!  Ratboy!!!!!!!!	RATBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>*This message will be paid for by Ratboy, in a substantial way.*

Gee. Thanks. I used all my campaign funds at Wicked Wanda's...

Payment? All I got is hanky and a handful of mud...oh, and this dead parrot
what bit my granny on the bum.

Ratboy aka Gina's candidate.
From: msimla@sys6626.bison.mb.ca (Michael Simla)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: deadly joke question
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 00:35:45 CST
Organization: System 6626 BBS, Winnipeg Manitoba Canada

thravn@daimi.aau.dk (Thorbj|rn Ravn Andersen) writes:

> jprlarib@cs.ruu.nl (Jan Peter Laribij) writes:
> 
> >Now, anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwiend
> >Biggus Dickus? - Monty Python
> 
> 
> Wasn't that Bwiggus Dickus?  I utterly utterly utterly failed to grasp the na
> of his wife.  Any sharp eared philosophers out there?
> 
> PS.  Which MP show featured a cod, which _didn't_ fly about 10 meters?
> 
> Jrobnroht 

Buttockus Giganticus?

msimla aka newbius dimwitica

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Morning Menu!
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 06:34:53 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.053430.27619@news.ysu.edu> af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa) writes:
>
>In a previous article, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) says:
>
>>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) does his fine impression of Dr. Gumby:
>>>(James Willer) squawks: 
>>>>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) gets all hot under the collar:
>>>>>(Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
>>>>>>(David Bromage) writes:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Damn, another dead article.
>>>>>>And Gina jokingly replies:
>>>>>>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
>>>>>Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!
>>>>Same J <=== tastes like chicken!!
>>>Ratboy <== has a lot of rat in him...
>>E Jams <=== I'd like spam, bacon, eggs, sausage and rat. That's not
>>	got *much* rat in it ...
>Lisa aka I don't want *any* rat, I don't *like* rat.
Ratboy aka *snuff* I'm hurt, Lisa. Does that mean our courtship is over?
  I've naught to live for now. My life is over. I think I shall commit
  rodenticide. 

I need something to make me forget my problems...who has Gina? Can I be next?
 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: Vote Dan! Chopped liverwurst at 11!
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 20:07:58 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.063246.2121@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>In article <1992Oct14.031328.17862@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>>Mitchell Brandsma, the well known Australian tax evader wrote:
>>: (Michael Frank Caver) pssts:
>>: >(David A. Joiner) writes:
>>: >>(Daniel P Johnson) writes:
>>:
>>: >[political hot air nicked]
>>:
>>: >>>Dan aka Vote for Jos: Lifetime Acheivment award! (Post-Mortem)
>>: >>I cast all 3 of my votes for DAN!!!!
>>: >>Oh wait, I already cast them for myself.
>>: >>Sorry.
>>No good saying sorry when your sorry.
>Oh. Sorry.
>
Well, all right then.
>>: >>
>>: >>dave smurf Hey man, can I buy a bag of cheddar?
>>: >Ratboy aka Psst. Can I have a hit of that, man?
>>: Meetch aka Well we don't have much call for it around here sir.
>>David aka it's the single, most popular cheese in the world.
>Ratboy aka I got a slug.
dave smurf that annoying slug balancer seemed to be doing



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