From: marshall1198@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.satanism
Subject: Re: Evan Marshall
Date: 14 Sep 92 14:37:36 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

In article <BuIDvC.CCK@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, dart@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Dartanyan the Witchling) writes:
> In article <1992Sep11.130448.6685@iscsvax.uni.edu> marshall1198@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>>In article <BuEysC.91G@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, dart@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Dartanyan the Witchling) writes:
>>> 	**SCOTT** Shit, not this guy again. **
>>
>>Probably what was said...
> 
> 	NONONO  THOUGHT! ZOWIE NEVER MAKES MISTAKES OFETN ALL THAT MUCH EVER AT ALL!
>>
>>> 	**Uh-Oh, he remembers me.  That means it won't work, not that I ex-
>>> pected it to on this guy, since he always makes an odd sort of sense  -- 
>>> But that is the Work of the Devil!  i cannot listen....**
>>
>>Please...
> 
> 	Oh, sorry, you were polite.  You cannot listen _Please_.
> 
>>Sorry, never listen to Pat.  Also never watch CBN.  Have to talk to the local
>>editor for the conservative newspaper for that.
> 
> 	Oh, I see, you don't watch TV, but you go and get the updates on what's what
> in xtianity from the editor of a conservative newspaper.
> 	Does HE watch CBN?

I don't actually know.

> 
>>
>>Sorry again, no lie, I don't go "home" for summer.  My home is around here.
> 
> 	OH! You avoid your parents!  Ar yu evil??? Didn't you know that this
> country needs more FAMILY VALUES!  Thus spake PubicHair and Vagina! (Bush and 
> Quayle)

I don't avoid my parents.  I just have a home of my own.  Beautiful
name-calling, you have.

> 	I bet youi watch murphy brown ad forget the "E" when you spell potatoe.

Ahhh...NO.

> 
> 	Enlightened ones say you badbadbad.
>>
>>> it's okay to lie in the name of GOD!  Not I have to evangelize.**
>>
>>Such trash you say.
> 
> 	Ok.  Such Trash.  There, I say such trash.
> 	Speak you Yoda like?

Thanks.


> 
> 
> 	Why you not lie in name of GOD???  Bible does.

Wrong.

> 
>>> 	**SCOTT**Okay, lets fuck him up with my latest conspiracy -- Cthuluism!
>>
>>Kinda sounds like that.
> 
> 	Well it's not, he's an EVIL Cthuloid Fundamentalist, and he is stubborn
> and dunderheaded!  He just so happens to be Cthulus High Kitchen Staff Supervisor,
> a coveted position capable of BIG MEDICINE!
> 	Of course, he is suffused with EVILNESS, because he is of the religion 
> that is of the ADVERSARY, the UNENLIGHTENED ONES.  The Enheaviened ones.
> 	DONT YOU KNOW??? That's why w cannot eat Hot Dog Buns, they look too muck
> like Cthulu!

Thanks for the information.

> 
> 
>>
>>> This should make him look at how dense he is .. no wait, he's an xtian.  Never,
>>> mind, maybe I shold just gobble at him like a turkey.**
>>
>>Cute.
> 
> 	A Cute turkey????!!!  What, ar you into TURKEY BEASTIALISM???  Is that
> part of those EVIL PAGAN RITES that Christianity follows, along with the eating
> and drinking of blood????

Nope.

> 
>>> 	**It's for Real, they are actually worshipping Cthulu again.  If GOD finds
>>> out, he's gonna be MAD.  I'm gonna tell! .. wait, GOD knows ALL.  I guess that 
>>> means he knows this, too.  I wonder if it's for real?**
>>
>>Must be.
> 
> 	IS, and YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!  Cthulu will eat you, and you will be ravag
> ed nby the worldravages in the dark north of reality, unless, of cousre, you let
> chaos take you in its misty hard arms and protect you. 
> 	Eris can let you be you, not some ravaged ctuloid fellow!
> 
> 	(So, it may not be as catchy as JESU SAVES, but its TRUER!)
> 
>>> 	But PAUL!!!!!!!  PAUL MAKES ME PUKE THE SNEAKY MOTHAFUCKA!
>>
>>Why does Paul make you puke.
> 
> 	Because he puts his finger down my throat.

You sure?

> 
> 	Do you just respond as yo read through?  Do you even read what I've written,
> or do you just respond to each line ignoreing the next?

Tell me what post numbers I should read and I'll shall look over them.

> 
> 	You need illumination, truly.
> 
> 	Embrace the Alumbrados.
> 
>>> 	Haven't you caught on that if you had listened to the Hippy Carpenter's
>>> son, and NOT the christian-torturer Mithra worshipping Roman ex-government official,
>>> you would be a lot better off and peaceful and NOT be attempting to annoy everyone?
>>> 	BUT NO!  YOU go on believing all his rewrites.  You go on believing
>>> he saw the big J on the road, and NO ONE ELSE DID!  Not at all like a "Bolt of
>>> lightning in the East that they would see in the West as well"  (Um, see
>>> Matthew 4:23-like, :30, I think, though I may be wrong.  all those warnings
>>> against false prophets and such.
>>> 	Well, looks like Ol Saul of Tarsus has made suckers of, say, like,
>>> 5,000,000,000 people or more through history?  Maybe 50,000,000,000?
>>
>>Talk to me on e-mail.
> 
> 	NOOOOOO THE ENLIGHTENED ONES SAY I CANNOT!  You wil tempt me to order,
> you will try to make me make SENSE, and if you succeeed, i might be lost FOREVER!
> 	So I will talk to you here, where they cxan all watch you, and see when you
> try to use your evil jedi christian mind powers, and slap me out of the illusion
> of order.

I believe you might find the truth instead of being lost, if you look to Christ.

>>
>>> 	And you, mehum, are another one of them.
>>
>>What?  Wait a minute.  What did that mean?  ^^^^
> 
> 	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
> 	I'm not allowed to tell you.

That's fine.

>>> 
>>See you later, Sean.
> 
> 	No you won't.  I'm not where you are.  You might read my posts, though.
> 	Don't be silly, greyface.
> 
> 	Goddess, Evan Marshall is SUCH a preacherly name.

Thanks.

> 
> 	I bet he has his own beige and green plaid dress jacket and bright 
> 		maroon tie.  And a cheap plastiwood seventies podium frm 
> 		which to summon the evil spirit of your Big Loa

Actually, I'm wearing faded designer bluejeans, a Nike tee, a Margaret Becker
concert sweatshirt, and Reebok tennisshoes.  Of course with a Polo cap.

> 
> 
> 	Later
> 						Dodger
> 						Nonnac Naes
> 
> 	Never trust anyone with the initials H.C.

See you later, Sean.

Evan