HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: brent@syacus.acus.oz.au (Brent Davies)
Subject: Re: Ry Schwark Bytes!
Organization: Australian Centre for Unisys Software, Melbourne
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 03:04:53 GMT

ry@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (ryerson.schwark) writes:

>In article <1992Sep30.013151.13934@microsoft.com> georgere@microsoft.com (George V. Reilly) writes:

>>Schweilly?  Gak.

>Reirk? Rark? 

What about "Schrei"? That's the Yiddish word for "scream".

--Brent
From: jns@elea.umd.edu (J. N. Shaumeyer)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Ah, Fashion.
Date: 3 Oct 92 08:50:11 GMT
Organization: Militant Homosexual Lobby, Gay Lifestyles, Inc.


r l reid (ro@panix.com) overgeneralizes:
 
> But Jess, havn't you heard?  501's are not fashion.  Everybody
> would still wear them even if they didn't spend MILLIONS
> advertizing them.

Buttons.

> > [Jess:]
> > but if 100% cotton went off the market, I would
> > not be pleased by cotton/poly or <cotton/anything else> blends.
>
> You LIKE ironing?  

No, I don't mind wrinkles.

> Or do you, like most men who do not live with 
> women, send your shirts "out"?

Totally unwarranted and irritatingly sexist.

--jns
From: twpierce@unix.amherst.edu (Tim Pierce)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: TERMS OF ENDEARMENT
Date: 27 Sep 92 14:17:07 GMT
Article-I.D.: unix.Bv8qCK.E3K
Organization: Amherst College, Amherst MA

In article <thaaang.717392237@cwis> thaaang@cwis.unomaha.edu (John Dorrance) writes:

>My friend Keri's grandmother (who was like BUTTAH!)

Apropos of something I've forgotten, I really loved the T-shirts at
Boston Pride this summer, which said (verbatim):

				 LIKE
			        BUTTAH!

-- 
____ Tim Pierce                / "You are just naive and repressed because
\  / twpierce@unix.amherst.edu /  penis envy is here and it's now and it's
 \/ (BITnet: TWPIERCE@AMHERST) /  all around you." -- Neal C. Wickham
From: mara@panix.com (Mara Chibnik)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Jess has designs on *my* little boy!
Date: 2 Oct 92 20:20:08 GMT
Organization: (getting there)

anderson@macc.wisc.edu (Jess Anderson) writes:
 >They both sound pretty good to me.  I'm a little heavier
 >than Roger (1162000 grains av.), and a little taller than
 >than both FJ and Roger (0.374 rods).  [This last is not to
 >be confused with units of licentiousness, formerly known as
 >Rods, now known as Gaks.]

Not withstanding Jess's size or any instruments that might be used
to measure it (in units of your choice), I thought that Gaks were
the Ry and George (V. R.) couple.  

-- 

  Mara Chibnik
  mara@panix.com                Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: roy@biostat.med.umich.edu (Roy St. Laurent)
Subject: Re: gay science fiction
Date: Thu, 01 Oct 92 18:25:52 EDT
Organization: University of Michigan Biostatistics, Ann Arbor
Reply-To: roy@biostat.med.umich.edu (Roy St. Laurent)
Originator: roy@sol


In article <1992Oct1.072552.17211@reed.edu>, nelson@reed.edu (Nelson Minar) writes:
|> I would recommend Dhalgren, by Samuel Delaney. Not only does it have a
|> well-identified bisexual main character, but it happens to be well
|> written, too.
|> 
|> When you're done with it (it's 700 pages), read "Motion of Light in
|> Water", ...
 
I haven't read either of these yet, but I can strongly recommend Delany's
(note only one 'e'), "Stars in My Pocket Like Grains of Sand" in which a
gay man finds his perfect soul-mate/partner/fantasy-come-true and what 
happens next.

Roy St. Laurent
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: glp@fig.citib.com (Greg Parkinson)
Subject: Liz Renay)
Originator: glp@merlin
Organization: Citibank IBISM
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 20:41:30 GMT


Having just received a copy of Liz Renay's _My First 2000 Men_ 
I was wondering if there were any other Liz fans here?

It's tough, turgid writing.  I think I own the entire
Liz Renay catalog now - _My Face For The World To See_
(which my mother owned and I read as a child); _How To
Attract Men_ (which Joel gave me, not knowing of the
childhood connection), and now this new tome.

You may also know her as the rather zaftig blonde
woman in John Water's _Desperate Living_.

I bet Joan C. never wrote a book containing the
words "humongous dick"!

-- 
Greg Parkinson                  Phone: 212-657-7814  Fax: 212-825-8607
Citibank,111 Wall Street        E-Mail: glp@fig.citib.com
New York, New York  10043
The opinions expressed are my own and not those of the big 'ol bank.
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: fjvwing@cs.vu.nl (FJ!!)
Subject: Re: Jess has designs on *my* little boy!
Organization: Fac. Wiskunde & Informatica, VU, Amsterdam
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 10:25:02 GMT

jfh@netcom.com (Jack Hamilton) writes:
>In article <1992Sep29.230304.15411@PacBell.COM> rjwill6@PacBell.COM (Rod 
>Williams) writes:
>>Why do people keep dragging *me* into this thread?
>Well, if you don't want to be held against him to show long long, I mean
>tall, he is, we'll just have to find someone else.

Well, I could hold him against me for something else. We'll think of
something.

BTW, to tone down the suspense a bit, I'm 80 kilos and 6 feet. Tall,
that is.

							FJ!!
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: mls@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (mike.siemon)
Subject: Re: enough already.
Organization: AT&T
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 00:07:47 GMT
Summary: ah, but ...

In article <1992Oct1.125202.14728@linus.mitre.org>, jclander@texas.mitre.org (Julian C. Lander) writes:
> In article <1992Oct1.005246.26919@cbnewsm.cb.att.com>, mls@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (mike.siemon) writes:

> |> I'd rather fuck the _Penzance_
> 
> Ruthlessly?  (Although, in fact, Penzance is a town, not a ship.)

No, rather calendrically through 21 successive leap years.  The
Gilbertesque point were best made tersely however, so I played
fast and loose [ hear! hear! ] with titles, persons and geography.
As to persons, either the ship's complement would suit, or I might
assuage the sorry lot of the policemen.
-- 
Michael L. Siemon		   "Oh, stand, stand at the window,
					As the tears scald and start;
mls@usl.com			   You shall love your crooked neighbor
standard disclaimer			With your crooked heart."
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: elle@kimbark.uchicago.edu (Ellen Keyne Seebacher)
Subject: Re: hostnames (was Re: Delittering)
Reply-To: elle@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 20:27:49 GMT

Jess wrote:
>>there are about 850,000 computers on the Internet these days (venus isn
>>the most popular hostname, by the way, and earth is *way* down the list)...

I said he must be alluding to an article by a certain E. Zwicky; Jess
demurred.  He does, however,

>want to know all about this.

So:  the article is "Name Frequency on Usenet", by Elizabeth Zwicky,
zwicky@erg.sri.com (no, I'm not confusing Usenet and the Internet --
she refers to the DNS data throughout the article), and it's in the
July/August 1992 issue of _;login:_, the USENIX Association Newsletter.

Herewith, some tidbits.

Usernames:  the four most popular are postmaster, root, news, and
usenet.  "The list continues similarly, with male first names
and system accounts, until rank 94, which introduces the last names
'anderson'..."  [Aha!]  "At rank 133, the first exclusively female
first name, 'karen', appears."

Hostnames:  "Some of the differences between the USENET data and the
DNS data have obvious causes; not many people on Macs or PCs post
news, which explains why names like 'mac1' and 'pc1' almost never
appear in the USENET data."  [Thank heavens.]

"Several of the top 10 names from the DNS data [like 'venus'] ... did
not initially make the USENET top 50... 'snoopy', on the other hand,
appears to be destined to remain an also-ran.  'elvis' is steadily
climbing, and currently at rank 73."

"Colombia's surprisingly large presence on USENET turned out to consist
entirely of .com sites with the 'm' chopped off..."

A footnote says that the "Antarctic belongs to no country, by treaty.
The USENET data is based on domain extension, and since Antarctica
does not have its own domain, it is invisible."  [Ah, I beg to differ,
Elizabeth.  O'Reilly's _!%@:_ lists .AQ as Antartica's domain, and
I've seen it on postings.  So there. :)]

Oh, yes, some uncommon hostnames:  anywhere, computername [both, no
doubt, from the same unimaginative family that named a certain puppy
"Dog"], bad-loud-music, bopbopaloopbopawhopbamboom, broccoli,
kibblesnbits, killer-tomato [no accounting for taste...].  And a few
which may or may not apply to soc.motss regulars [aside from the well-
known 'snorkelwacker' and 'studguppy']:  moo, pickled-brain, poseur, 
rent-a-guru, schoolofthought, squid-lips, tofu-hut, and welsh_git.

--
Ellen Keyne Seebacher            elle@midway.uchicago.edu
  "...truly unpopular names never occur at all, and there are millions
   of those."  --Elizabeth Zwicky, in "Name Frequency on Usenet"
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: frankm@microsoft.com (Frank R.A.J. Maloney)
Subject: Re: Faggots
Date: 26 Sep 92 20:29:02 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Windows/DOS Users Ed Group
Distribution: usa
Keywords: Faggots

In article <1992Sep25.164010.27747@PacBell.COM> rjwill6@PacBell.COM (Rod Williams) writes:
[deletions]
>
>Odd that freshly-out John Schlafly also refers phyllisly to
>the "thought police" in the gay community in his latest
>interview, this time with SF-based Bay Area Reporter.  He
>means those "militant" homosexuals who spoil everything by
>demanding "special rights" beyond "just tolerance." (Schlafly
>also talks about "freedom of association," when asked about
>his position on employment protection for gays and lesbians,
>to drag in yet another tedious thread.)
>

A novel constitutional right -- freedom of tolerance, the
freedom to tolerant whom and what you will when you will,
and the rest of the time king's-x and fuck you.

>Apparently we're all wrong about Pat Buchanan and the OCA
>folks in Oregon.  John Schlafly (who should know) says they
>have no problem with gay *people*, and we can do whatever we
>want in our *private* lives.  They're just concerned with the
>"gay rights agenda."  So *relaaaaax* already.  Besides, he
>says that "gays and lesbians have more freedom now than ever
>before in the history of our country and that has increased
>under a Republican administration."
>

The-best-of-all-possible-worlds school of neotheojurisprudence.

Everyone back in the closet. You there, stop that flaunting!

Did you see the Zippy the Pinhead comic strip that appeared in the
Seattle P-I  today (Sat. 26 Sept.) and elsewhere presumably? The one in
which Zippy's garment (dress? smock? nightshirt?) and a suit (is it Mr.
Toad's or Bill's?) -- both sans owners -- sneak out on their own. The
Zipster's clothes say, "I feel naked without a body inside me! . . .
All these years, unable to *express* our real *feelings*!!" The suit
says, "Yeh! Isn't it *great* to finally be *out of th' closet*?!!"

>What abouy gay-bashing? you ask.  Pshaw!  "Violence is an
[deletion]

As if the opinions of 41-year-old moma's-boy were of any value or
import to anyone!

Wonder if moma lets him jack-off. Fur shure, he's celibate otherwise.

-- 
Frank Richard Aloysius Jude Maloney
	"Well, I'm a little muddled." -- Glinda
Newsgroups: soc.motss,soc.bi
From: elf@halcyon.com (Elf Sternberg)
Subject: Re: gay science fiction (and a moment of shamelessness...)
Originator: elf@halcyon.com
Reply-To: elf@halcyon.com (Elf Sternberg)
Organization: Pendor, UnLtd.
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 22:34:40 GMT

In article <1992Oct5.023256.13200@spdcc.com>
     dyer@spdcc.com (Steve Dyer) writes:

>In article <1ao5fgINNj28@agate.berkeley.edu>
>      rsr@soda.berkeley.edu (Roy S. Rapop>ort) writes:

>>Elf's journal was the first time I was actually aroused when reading about
>>two men making love.  Rather cool.

>Really?  It made me swear off screwing anyone with a tail, furry ears
>and a first name with an apostrophe in it.

   *Gryn*

   I fucked someone wearing a tail and theatrical wolves' teeth once.
Needless to say, it was one of the hottest incidents of my life.  At
first I thought it was going to be stupid, but the moment I ran my
tongue over those canines I went berserk... but, that's another story
for another day.

   The fur, and the tails, and the ears, and the silly stupid science-
fiction names all reflect personal fetishes and conventions.  But the
main reason the Gay Journal Entries exist _at all_ is because two years
when I was coming out of the closet, I could not find _anywhere_ a
scene, sexual or otherwise, where one Gay man said to another, "I love
you."  I figured the only way that was going to happen was if I wrote
it myself.

   Now I can walk into a major independant bookstore (but not Waldens
or Daltons yet) and find a dozen Alyson books.  I can find a section
openly labled "Gay and Lesbian fiction."  And now we can find such
scenes.

         Elf !!!
-- 
Elf Sternberg    __   |     I have looked into the abyss, and the abyss
elf@halcyon.com  \/   | has looked into me.  Neither liked what we saw.
elf@polari.online.com |                              - Brother Theodore
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: anderson@macc.wisc.edu (Jess Anderson)
Subject: Re: WILSON SIGNS BILL: Calif. gets gay rights law
Organization: Madison Academic Computing Center, UW-Madison
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 16:41:48 GMT


In article <1992Sep28.161557.29927@PacBell.COM>
rjwill6@PacBell.COM (Rod Williams) writes:

]A famous gay bar,
]The Black Cat, had its liquor license suspended under some
]law that prohibited knowingly serving liquor to sexual
]perverts (or something like that).  The owner took the case
]to the CA Supreme Court and won, claiming that said perverts
]had a constitutional right of equal access to a cocktail (:-))

You better believe I will reshape that last into a quote
pretty quick!

-- 
Jess Anderson <> Madison Academic Computing Center <> University of Wisconsin
Internet: anderson@macc.wisc.edu <-best, UUCP:{}!uwvax!macc.wisc.edu!anderson
NeXTmail w/attachments: anderson@yak.macc.wisc.edu  Bitnet: anderson@wiscmacc
Room 3130 <> 1210 West Dayton Street / Madison WI 53706 <> Phone 608/262-5888
From: twpierce@unix.amherst.edu (Tim Pierce)
Subject: Re: Ry Schwark Bytes!
Organization: Amherst College, Amherst MA
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 06:54:58 GMT

In article <1992Sep28.210352.57@cbnewsl.cb.att.com> ry@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (ryerson.schwark) writes:

>In article <1992Sep27.223227.16405@midway.uchicago.edu> elle@midway.uchicago.edu writes:

>>(What're you doing hiding in such a ridiculous article, Ry?)
>
>Have pity, that's what I'm paid to do.

Right.  You want us to believe that Grandma KKKruella has *nothing* to
do with your job.  Sure.

Oh, I'm sorry.  There is _no_ KKKruella.  There is _no_ NT.

-- 
____ Tim Pierce                / "You are just naive and repressed because
\  / twpierce@unix.amherst.edu /  penis envy is here and it's now and it's
 \/ (BITnet: TWPIERCE@AMHERST) /  all around you." -- Neal C. Wickham
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: gsmith@lauren.uucp (Gene W. Smith)
Subject: Re: I love this town!!
Keywords: Everyone should start a new thread.
Organization: IWR, University of Heidelberg, Germany
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 92 17:01:51 GMT

In article <1992Sep25.091845.17787@cs.mcgill.ca> akbar@cs.mcgill.ca
(Alain BOUCHARD) writes:

>I had completely forgotten that the theme that night was Industrial 
>(hard hats & safety footware de rigueur).  The experience was absolutely
>religious.  I went through the coat check (1$) and took the corridor to
>the dance floor.  

Industrial Night at KOX is something to remember, especially if you
have a fetish for spot welding (I don't.)  And the place *is* huge.  I
hear there is some big thing like that in Mannheim which I shall have
to check out.

But the funny thing is, I went to the only gay place in Heidelberg
thursday, and had a better time than I normally would going out in
Montreal or San Francisco. It was so small everybody was in everybodys
lap.  It was well-lit enough to see.  And people knew each other. 
Small can be beautiful, or so I hope.

>What a blast.  Such an outrageous display of decadence is a very humbling 
>experience!

That's Montreal.
-- 
     Gene Ward Smith/Brahms Gang/IWR/Ruprecht-Karls University 
               gsmith@kalliope.iwr.uni-heidelberg.de
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: fjvwing@cs.vu.nl (FJ!!)
Subject: Re: Results of Sexual Orientation---Handedness Surveys!
Organization: Fac. Wiskunde & Informatica, VU, Amsterdam
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 21:32:53 GMT

:	Number of gay/lesbian:  83 (73%) --- by experience alone
:				87 (77%) --- by fantasy alone

Gay/lesbian by experience alone: closet straights? Do they have a
support-group yet?

							FJ!!
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: lsg001@cck.coventry.ac.uk (Graham Wilson)
Subject: Re: WILSON SIGNS BILL: Calif. gets gay rights law
Organization: Legal Department - Coventry University
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 12:01:09 GMT

In article <1992Sep28.161557.29927@PacBell.COM> rjwill6@PacBell.COM (Rod Williams) writes:
>> buckmr@lib110.its.rpi.edu (Ron Buckmire) writes:
>
>According to Matt Coles of the ACLU, a court case in the
>1950's made discrimination in public accommodations based on
>sexual orientation illegal in California.  A famous gay bar,
>The Black Cat, had its liquor license suspended under some
>law that prohibited knowingly serving liquor to sexual
>perverts (or something like that).  The owner took the case
>to the CA Supreme Court and won, claiming that said perverts
>had a constitutional right of equal access to a cocktail (:-))


** You can just imagine the court case...

Landlord : Your honour, it is totally unconstitutional for the authorities
           to withdraw our licence based on the belief that we may unknowingly
	   serve cocktails to 'sexual perverts'.

State Lawyer : I think this is outrageous. They are clearly serving 
               'sexual perverts'.

	       	   
Landlord  : With respect all I did was serve the guy with a Pina Colada.

Judge : Mr. State lawyer, what is so wrong with that ? I myself prefer
        a slow comfortable screw against the wall anyday.

State Lawyer : But your honour, I thought you didn't drink... and certainly
               not cocktails.
	       
Judge : Cocktails ? Cocktails ? Who mentioned anything about cocktails ?



	       

	 
-- 
          ****************************************************
          *      Graham Wilson      *  lsg001@uk.ac.cov.cck  *
          *     LL.B.  Law  III     *  Coventry  University  *
          ****************************************************
From: nelson@reed.edu (Nelson Minar)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: No on 9 rally, Portland, OR
Date: 5 Oct 92 02:28:11 GMT
Reply-To: nelson@reed.edu (Nelson Minar)
Organization: Reed College, Portland, OR

In article <43641@ogicse.ogi.edu> markm@ogicse.ogi.edu (Mark Morrissey) writes:
>>There were 10,000 people there
>It stands as the largest gathering in the history of Pioneer Courthouse
>Square

(this isn't actually true - we had 20,000 at one of the anti-war
demonstrations during the US war on Iraq. This might well be the
second largest, though - hard to say.)

I should give some idea of what "10,000" people is like. Pioneer
Courthouse Square is probably the largest public space in Portland -
it's in the middle of downtown (next to where all the busses go), and
it's one square city block of just brick ground cover. When the square
is full of people standing close enough that you can't walk through
them, then there are 10,000 people in that square. That's how we were.

I was fortunate to be able to get up on a small ledge and look out
over the whole crowd - enormous numbers of people. The only individual
thing I could see where the hands raised above people's heads, people
clapping. 

>>ObFun: I read somewhere once that it was considered tacky to cruise at
>>poltical functions. Why? That's silly..
>Not tacky at all.

oh, good. I was worried because I was sitting here, mentally cruising
people (I'm never that forward), and then realized that a lot of these
people could very well be straight, and I didn't want to scare them off..

>However, I only got three phone numbers and two dinner dates.

how big did you say your dick was, Mark? :-)

>Donna Redwing, local activist, was named the Advocate Woman of the
>Year.  It seems to be Oregon's year.

I've lauded Donna Redwing before on motss.. She comes from Boston, btw
- anyone from there know her? She was imported to Portland a couple of
years ago to run the Lesbian Community Project, one of the greatest
community groups I know.

She's a thoroughly wonderful woman, too. I ran into her at the march,
and while she hardly knows me (I've participated in some of the same
events she has, that's it), she gave me a big hug, asked what I was up
to and how I was doing, and actually cared about my answer. She's amazing.

30 days.
                __
nelson@reed.edu \/     In a totally sane society, madness is the only freedom
From: roger@quantime.co.uk (Roger Phillips)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: enough already.
Date: 1 Oct 92 19:41:48 GMT
Reply-To: roger@quantime.co.uk (Roger Phillips)
Organization: Quantime Ltd, London (software for market research)

In article <15801@umd5.umd.edu>,
jns@elea.umd.edu (J. N. Shaumeyer) writes:
> Rod 'The-Measure-of-All-Men' Williams (rjwill6@PacBell.COM) wrote:
> > > jns@elea.umd.edu (J. N. Shaumeyer) writes:
> > >
> > > Der Ring des Nibelungen.  Fuck the patience.
> > ...and the horse she rode in on.  Ho-jo-to-hooooooo and awaaaaay...
> ... BUT, do you know the NAME of the horse?

Probably not Hrimfaxi, but what a neat name, eh!
-- 
Roger Phillips                            roger@quantime.co.uk
"*cock* n. a small pile of hay, dung, etc."
-- Chambers English Dictionary (1988)
Newsgroups: soc.motss,alt.drugs
From: jkp@cs.HUT.FI (Jyrki Kuoppala)
Subject: Re: Get Out The Vote (Clinton the Square)
Reply-To: jkp@cs.HUT.FI (Jyrki Kuoppala)
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 00:41:38 GMT

>>Doesn't Clinton have asthma?  Inhaling would be kind of stupid, wouldn't
>>it?
>
>Yes!

Excuse me?  Hemp has been used to relieve asthma attacks due to its
bronchodilating effects.  Why would it be stupid for someone with
asthma to inhale?

//Jyrki
From: dauber@tattoo.mti.sgi.com (Jeff Dauber)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: on Cinemax in October
Date: 29 Sep 92 20:12:14 GMT
Reply-To: dauber@tattoo.mti.sgi.com (Jeff Dauber)
Organization: sgi
NNTP-Posting-Host: tattoo.mti.sgi.com

In article <1992Sep29.093553.17162@resonex.com>, michael@resonex.com (Michael Bryan) writes:
|> In article <SCOTTS.92Sep28103109@MORPHEUS.CIMDS.RI.CMU.EDU> scotts@CS.CMU.EDU (Scott Safier) writes:
|> >POISON -- Three tales by avante garde French writer Jean Genet are
|> >reproduced.  This movie had National Endowment for the Arts support,
|> >and was targeted by right-wing and fundamentalist groups for its
|> >"homoerotic content".  It won the best film prize at the Sundance Film
|> >Festival. 
|> >Cinemax -- 10/12 @ 10p, 10/20 @ 11:45p, 10/28 @ 1:40a
|> 
|> I thought this was a *fantastic* movie.  Ever since seeing it in June '91,
|> I've been waiting for it to come out on video.  Time to set up the VCR!
 
I hated the movie, I thought it was overhyped and not that focussed.  However,
I must tell you that it has been out on video for about 6 months now...




FWA
From: kgdykes@thinkage.on.ca (Ken Dykes)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Toys 'r' Us
Keywords: Whee!
Date: 5 Oct 92 21:55:32 GMT
Organization: Thinkage Ltd.

In article <1992Oct1.174421.8022@spdcc.com> rdonahue@spdcc.com (Bob Donahue) writes:
>Re: heft --- I once saw a butt plug SO LARGE (about 1 1/2' high and maybe
>0.8' thick), that my first though was "I could take a drill to
>that and with some epoxy and wiring turn it into an interesting table
>lamp..."  (It was blue by the way).
>Well it *was*.


blue? must've been cut off from oxygen for too long...

-- 
   - Ken Dykes, Thinkage Ltd., Kitchener, Ontario, Canada    [43.47N 80.52W]
         postmaster@thinkage.on.ca  kgdykes@thinkage.on.ca  thinkage!kgdykes
         kgdykes@math.uwaterloo.ca  [129.97.128.1]      kgdykes@thinkage.com