HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: nj@birch.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Message for PV :-)
Date: 23 Jan 93 13:30:39
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: birch.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1993Jan22.222308.464@gagme.chi.il.us> pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader) writes:
>I believe the proper response to this is "Cut it out, nj". PV

Yes, that is the proper response.  Very good! :-)
You get a gold star on your indoctrination record. :-)
Of course, you should not take this as an excuse to slack off. :-)

Continue to study your Catechism on talk.bizarre Conformity. :-)
Intensively. :-)
Do the homework.  Take the orals. :-)
Write your term paper. :-)
Make a banner with your results :-)
  (cave newt sinister, volcano dexter) :-)
  and parade it round, like shit on a stick. :-)
This will earn you a passing grade. :-)

Do not fail us.  The consequence of failure is :-)
The consequence of failure is neurologically induced :-)
The consequence of failure is
			      our gift to you
			      of utter
			      and complete
			      vapidity. :-)


--
...							nj@cs.Berkeley.EDU :-)
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Quelling riots
Date: 27 Jan 93 15:03:08 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


The police began firing rubber chickens at the demonstrators.  `You
idiots!' yelled the Inspector.  `Fools, dunderheads! I said RUBBER
BULLETS, not PULLETS!!'




-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent, healthy     #    I have discovered of this
young women are taken. It's a basic rule of   #    basic rule of the universe
the universe, and if you don't like it, go    #    a most remarkable proof,
somewhere else.        -- my dad  1906-1992   #    which this .signature is too
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: rats, rats, rats as big as cats
Date: 22 Jan 1993 08:45:24 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

they like kiwifruit.  yes.  that's right.  right from my hand.

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: Seven Right Hands
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 06:43:13 GMT

She turned her gaze to watch a waiter across the room. "I thought
I had noticed something like that, yes."

I grinned with fingers. "Ah, so you saw them. I was afraid I'd have
to bring it to your attention." I wiggled three middle hands.

"I suppose this explains the legs," she said.

My legs had been sacrificed during gestation, along with my neck
and ears. One limb happily remained unmerged. With all these arms,
you'd think it would have been easy to hold someone. 

She looked down at her half-eaten slice of chocolate cake. 
I couldn't watch the corners of her eyes, but I knew they 
counted me. Did she count me her friend?

All pretense past, I rested all seven elbows on the table, and my
palm's face in the six lesser palms. "Tell me what you would need
with seven hands," I said. Inside, I was all muscle.

All seven of her heads turned up to meet my gaze. She said, "To be 
held completely. And maybe on darker nights, the shoulders. Shoulders
have been few and too far between."

bill                    bill         @          wetware.                    com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aisa@sage.cc.purdue.edu (procrastination)
Subject: Re: notice
Organization: <skinny puppy> 
Distribution: usa    
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 05:58:06 GMT

In article <Deo2XB2w165w@mantis.co.uk> Tony Lezard <tony@mantis.co.uk> writes:
>   Notice
>      how
>   neatly
>     this
>paragraph
>       is
>justified
>        .

    Notice
       how
         I
     don't
      give
         a
       shit


-c.f.
From: aisa@sage.cc.purdue.edu (cryotome)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Found in the student paper
Date: 21 Jan 93 17:43:42 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <C17Kr7.4rx@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>>In fact, interest was so high that a second sperm bank will be opened in
>>West Lafayette, home of Purdue University.  The proposed site is one of 
>>Purdue's two mini-malls, a convenient campus location.  It seems that the
>>Boilers were complaining about the hour drive between West Lafayette and
>>Indianapolis.
>
>>So when all of you Big Red fans are intently watching the game between the
>>Hoosiers and the Boilers, just remember what the Boilermakers are getting,
>>something that we at IU failed to receive.  And as we celebrate an IU
>>victory, also take a little time to think about what they're spending their
>>free time doing.
>
>Jacking off.
>

Ah yes, but we're making fifty bucks a shot.


c.f.
-"if game attendance starts to
  dwindle, you'll know why..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: THE REAGAN ERA IS OVER, THE END IS NEAR!
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Followups-To: misc.test,talk.bizarre
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 23:06:59 GMT

01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:

>JEFF WITTY
>ARMY R.O.T.C.
>a.k.a. PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US ARMY

Hi there, Jeffy.
I'll bet you're happy that gays will be let into the Arm, huh?
Remember, if you are in an awkward position, don't forget to clench.
--
I'm sorry.  Kill me now.
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: the myth of PMS
Date: 21 Jan 1993 07:44:48 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1993Jan20.212839.11130@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
*	The Tight Velveteen Vagina; Or, How Sex Toys Become Real
*
*in which a lonely man buys a sex doll with a Tight Velveteen Vagina (tm)
*which turns into a real woman when he leaves it in his car one night.  The
*bittersweet ending: the woman drives off with his car and he catches only
*a glimpse of her and never sees woman or car again.
*
*Mark., the sort of thing that would happen to me

I thought you wrecked your car.


Mark "Oh, so THAT'S what happened to it" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: some times i wish so hard...
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.i.am.too.cool
Summary: pigs make good pets. get to know you meat is my motto.
Keywords: rind
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 07:39:17 GMT

that i almost break down hoping it will come true. i sometimes start to
cry even it hurts so much.

but then it comes true and i'm happy again. 

god likes me more than you. i know because all of my wishes come true.


--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: CD vs. LP again (was Re: Preamp and Amp)
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 16:08:47 GMT

In article <1k11ssINNju6@transfer.stratus.com> rsud@sw.stratus.com (Rajiv Sud) writes:
>In article <93Jan22.222934est.47553@neat.cs.toronto.edu>, tlai@cs.toronto.edu (Tony W H Lai) writes:
>> 
>> So euphonic distortions are unwanted?  Does this mean you want accurate
>> sound, and not pleasant sound?  Isn't that an argument the pro-digital
>> people use?  :)
>
>	It is their battle cry. And yes, it is what all of us seek. If 
>only the digitoids had it on something besides paper.
>

Under what convoluted definition of 'bizarre' does this techno-crap fall?

ever curious,
rob

ps the newbie onslught doesnt happen in sept.
it happens in january....


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony Datri)
Subject: Re: River's Edge
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Mon, 18 Jan 1993 22:50:02 GMT

>i'm very glad you asked this question,
>mr. angus.  for a limited time, we are
>offering prime property in central
>antarctica at rock bottom prices.

>experience unique non-euclidean architecture 
>in an inhospitable setting, guaranteed to
>provide years of acute psychological dysfunction.
>former owners were unexpectedly recalled to 
>the interstellar void, so you'll find our
>progressive financing to be the most flexible
>you're likely to find below latitude 87 degrees 
>south. 

Okay, but you'll have to pay for the exterminator to get rid of those pesky
shoggoths.


-- 

======================================================================8--<
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@gath.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: souix follows gooleys lead....
Originator: jcarroll@gath
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 22 Jan 93 09:31:13 CST


In article <1993Jan21.125513.3211@cnsvax.uwec.edu>, hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
> In article <1993Jan20.191859.29522@scott.skidmore.edu>, ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
> > 
> > 
> >  Ah, well. Somone really took their lobotomy pills this morning,
> > didn't they? Please. I beseech you. If you are trying to insult me,
> > please at least spell my name correctly. 
> > 
> > here, i will spell it for you.   S-I-O-U-X  
> > 
> > NOT SOUIX, whatever *that* is. 
>       ^^^^^
> Pronounced "soo-ee", the standard pig call.
> It's what drew him to you in the first place.
> 
> 					--Joachim
> 

Hah. There's hope for you yet.

Actually, "SOUIX" is a registed trademark of Arnold Ziffel, Inc,
whose RISC workstations are used by hogs all over Iowa.
From: zgilbert@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: real sign
Date: 22 Jan 1993 23:10:13 -0500
Organization: crystallized time
NNTP-Posting-Host: titan.ucs.umass.edu
Summary: I saw it today.

|==============|
|Sodom Road    |
|Crystal Beach |
|1 km          |
|==============|
      |  |
      |  |

--Zvi
zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu

One of the pathways to enlightenment, perhaps.

p.s. this is all true
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kevin@wicat.com (Kevin Vigor)
Subject: Rictus Hep reminisces
Summary: weasels rip my flesh
Keywords: spam spam eggs and spam
Reply-To: kevin@elvis.wicat.com
Organization: WICAT Systems
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 21:26:50 GMT

"If only I'd had hind-sight back then..."
-- 
		Peace & PopTarts, 
			Kevin
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aisa@sage.cc.purdue.edu (procrastination)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Keywords: my breasts are very, very hard 
Organization: <skinny puppy> 
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 06:06:12 GMT

In article <1993Jan27.185721.21281@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:
>
>whenever old reruns of 'the love boat' come on, i always sing along to the
>theme song before turning the channel.  mostly to annoy anyone else who might
>be in the room, but partly to amuse myself.
>
>-jane
>
>i do the same thing when 'three's company' comes on
>-- 

what about 'the jefferson's'?  weezie's my favorite!


-c.f.
"movin' on up,
 to the top.
 to the de-luxe
 apartment,
 in the sky-hi-hi."
From: jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: reward
Date: 23 Jan 93 03:41:53 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

(Andrew V. Wells) writes:
>500,000 quatloos to anyone who can figure out what my middle
>intial "V." stands for.
>awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu

"VOID"

*plonk*

sol  |  see the cat?  see the cradle?
--
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (mr. fun fun boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: elvis
Summary: dead guys wearing polyester are not any more beautiful.
Keywords: sing
Date: 27 Jan 93 03:51:57 GMT
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.

there are six pictures of elvis above this little macintosh. i have
another five in my wallet that i will send to my old boss. i will send
them in an envelope using elvis stamps. none, not one, of the pictures is
of the old, fat, drugged out elvis. it is very disappointing you know.
--
"i sure wish i didn't have to print out every posting and read them by
brail. ascii just doesn't seem the same as when i could see."
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: l.j.z. <ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu>
Subject: 10-word thingy
Originator: ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 00:41:16 GMT

You can't do that to me, because I'm dead.



--L.

(ok, so I cheated a little :) )



-- 
=============================================================
laura j zurawski---juniper@uiuc.edu---visualize whirled peas
=============================================================
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What I Hear
Date: 25 Jan 1993 23:51:40 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <74317@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
]what i hear when i'm listening to a foreign language
]depends on the language, of course. but, very approximately,
]here's what i hear, mainly at the end of a phrase or sentence.
]'tis there that it lingers on the ear, to hear.
]
]german:        en en en ge ge ge en en
]japanese:      mash'ta mash'ta mas' mas' mash'ta
]korean:        tsamida tsamida tsamida
]spanish:       os os os os os o o a a os os os
]arabic:        chhh chhhh chhhhh
]italian:       a a o o e e a a a
]french:        annh annh rrrr rrrrr annnh
]hindi:         henh henh henh henh he henh

Ur-Sonate!

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Toaster Pastry Confession
Date: 25 Jan 93 23:34:41 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <gj156879.727891351@cunews>, gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
> I put margarine on my pop tarts.  I like it too.  I eat them with a
> fork because I put on a lot of margarine and it tends to get all over
> my fingers.
> 
> I know that's not really bizarre....  Er, did I mention that I
> actually SIT on the buttered pop tarts and rotate for hours?
> 

This is my favourite article of the week.

Thank you so very much.

Jason

>                                         Nik
From: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (Erik Radmall)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Out of Context Movie Reviews
Date: 20 Jan 93 20:18:11 GMT
Reply-To: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com
Organization: Xerox Corporation

Movie ad quip:
"...Marvelous job..." -- New York Times

Actual review:
"They did a marvelous job of ruining a perfectly good novel." -- New York Times

---

Movie ad quip:
"...Two Thumbs Up..." -- Siskel and Ebert

Actual review:
"We wouldn't dare risk our careers by even giving this movie one, let
alone two thumbs up." -- Siskel and Ebert

---

Movie ad quip:
"...I was inspired..." -- Gene Shalit

Actual review:
"After watching this film, I was inspired to run to the bathroom
to heave my lunch." -- Gene Shalit
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Found art
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 14:37:05 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.
X-Newsreader: rusnews v0.98

fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>In REC.GAMES.CHESS <32iRXB1w164w@tweekco.uucp> jay@tweekco.uucp (Jay Whitley)
>writes:
>>I've read allegations about drugs in chess (allegations about
>>Karpov in K-K World Championship, etc.)  Should drug use be
>>banned from chess play as it is in athletic events? Should there
>>be drug testing?  

Just the other day I was thinking that it would be fun if they made Go sets
with the pieces made from white and dark chocolate.


mathew
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@gath.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: help groups
Originator: jcarroll@gath
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 26 Jan 93 10:52:41 CST


In article <9301252011.58@rmkhome.UUCP>, rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
> In article <1k01uoINN3hs@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation) writes:
> >In article <1993Jan24.131437.3257@cnsvax.uwec.edu> hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
> >*What we really need is a Deities Anonymous.
> >*
> >*"Hello, my name is Thor, and... uh...  I am a Thunder God."
> >
> >"You're Thor?  I'm tho thore I can hardly pith!"
> 
> "Bennett?  I damn near broke it!

I think an Apollo G is in order here. Then Wodin you please go away?

jkc (I Thoth so)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: adams@isis.cshl.org (Chris Adams)
Subject: short shameful you asshole
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 08:42:09 GMT

"you sucked my brain out
through my clitoris"


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: pizza receipt, pt. 1
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 22 Jan 93 22:40:07 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: Ministry of Noises

   1 MEDIUM   Order:  28   DLVRY 40

01/21/93  17:36  Store: 056  Op: 44

448-3937
1150 EGLINTON.E AV TOR NORTH LOBBY
C.HUTSON

Map page: 17   Grid: AD3  3 (7)

 PIZZA1    ITEM   PIZZA2  Boxes: 1
    x .....Salam
    x .....Ham
    x .....Mshrm
	   Onion..... x
	   PRONI..... x
	   GrdBf..... x
1 6Pack

Pizza1:   13.05      Subtotal:  15.04
Pizza2:    0.00      Delivery:   FREE!
		     Promo:      0.00-
Drinks:    1.99    CR Applied:   0.00-
  Cigs:    0.00         Gross:  15.04
  Card:     Exp:          GST:   1.05
#                         PST:   1.20
			TOTAL:  17.29

<3565>              [  12.29 /   2.28]

............................  ........
	 Signature             Auth. #

Thanks for calling 241 PIZZA. 241-0-241

Call 235-0000 after 11 am tomorrow and
play "Crack The Safe". Password to play
in <> backets. 1 play/order. Qualify to
win $$ by guessing 3 number combination.
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 10-word kurzweiler
Date: 21 Jan 93 18:51:41 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Inc.

Reading _Soul of a New Machine_, it couldn't stop laughing.
From: josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: bliss
Date: 21 Jan 93 19:22:27 GMT
Organization: University of Washington
NNTP-Posting-Host: pogo.cqs.washington.edu

I have finally managed to get my kill files and select files to
the point where even 272 unread t.b. articles are quickly pared
to 25....

The bad news is, I had to put myself in my kill file.

the doc

--
  Josh Hayes, Quantitative Sciences HR-20 U of Washington
  josh@mowgli.cqs.washington.edu             206 543-5004
     The harvest now is over, the summer days are gone
	     And yet no power cometh to help us
From: orc@sybase.com (Orc)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: dear paul...(was Re: girl pursued by lesbians needs your help)
Date: 25 Jan 93 23:13:43 GMT
Reply-To: ss19@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: Department of Ambiguity

In article <1993Jan25.192857.104908@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:
[unpleasantness]

  Clayton!  Long time no see!

  *plonk*
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: reward
Date: 24 Jan 93 19:11:15 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1993Jan22.132650.8174@walter.cray.com>, jcarroll@gath.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
> 
> In article <1993Jan22.175425.28542@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu>, awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells) writes:
>> 500,000 quatloos to anyone who can figure out what my middle 
>> intial "V." stands for.
>> 
>> andy wells                          
>> awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu     
>> andyphys@northeastern.edu             
>> 
> 
> Why don't you just ask your mother?

  I'm sorry, but she's with me now.

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: symbolism?
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 05:30:36 GMT
Reply-To: rmkhome!rmk@merk.com (Rick Kelly)

In article <1993Jan26.201008.76703@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:
>i'm in the middle of reading bram stoker's dracula (can't afford to go see it)
>and i can't help but notice how often stoker tells of his characters' bathroom
>habits. first, dracula tells his guest to go 'make a toilet' before he may eat.
>later, lucy is described as 'making her nightly toilet' before she goes to bed.
>i can't quite understand the importance yet, but i'm sure it will tie in
>somewhere. i'm waiting to see if dracula himself will 'make a toilet'.

It was considered relaxing, in those days, to make useful objects out of
porcelain.

-- 

Rick Kelly    rmkhome!rmk@merk.com    merk!rmkhome!rmk    rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: tedwards@wam.umd.edu (technopagan priest)
Subject: Arisia and such
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 03:11:09 GMT

Greetings to all you talk.bizarrenauts I met at
Arisia.  It was bizarre.  Blessed be, and rave on!

-Thomas
From: hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM (Tom Hopkins)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 10 word stories
Date: 22 Jan 1993 01:35:44 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc., Billerica, MA. 
Distribution: world
Reply-To: hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: nemesis.east.sun.com

Knowing it was cornered, the cur lunged in final desparation.

--- --- ---

Life sucks and I can't do a thing about it.

-Tom Hopkins <hoppie@turbo.east.sun.com>
Man shoots wife and kids
Before turning gun on self.
Film at eleven.
From: robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: looking for copies of "And Still the Moon"
Date: 21 Jan 1993 22:26:52 GMT
Organization: Your Guess Is As Good As Mine...
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: pagoda.aero.org

In article <1jn48fINNelk@gaia.ucs.orst.edu> thoennep@WTFD.ORST.EDU (Philip J. Thoennes) writes:
|Greetings,
|  I heard that this series of stories appeared on this newsgroup awhile back
| and was wondering if some kind soul would send me some copies of them or
| where they could be found.  If some unkind soul wanted to send be several
| hundred copies because he was bored, then I would track down his/her family
| and force them to visit the unkind soul(horrors).
|
|  Well, thanks for reading this drivel.
|
|  And more thanks if you are a kind soul.

*Cringe*

			R.S.
Newsgroups: talk.rape
From: PA142548@utkvm1.utk.edu (T. Archer)
Subject: Re: Repost from ASAR
Organization: University of Tennessee 
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 20:11:05 GMT

In article <krikket.06og@meltdown.chi.il.us> krikket@meltdown.chi.il.us (D. 'Krikket' Krick) writes:

[article bashing skepticals as fellow rapists deleted]

What do you mean by "validate?"  You use the term an awful lot, but I'm 
not sure what you mean by it?
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From: dsteinbe@nmsu.edu (David Steinberg)
Newsgroups: talk.rape,soc.men
Subject: Re: Drunk Sex = Rape?
Date: 24 Jan 93 19:32:55 GMT
Organization: New Mexico State University

In article <1993Jan23.130913.5128@aston.ac.uk>
evansmp@uhura.aston.ac.uk (Mark Evans) writes: 
   (the mad deleter strikes again)
>
>Also there is the fact that the damage to the accused may have already been
>done, dispite them being found inoccent, (or the case being insufficent
>evidence)


Take for example, William Kennedy Smith.  He was found innocent of
rape, yet almost a year after the trial I saw a story on CNN about him
entering med. school (or something like that) in Albequerque.  Why was
this news?  Because he was, "Accused rapist William Kennedy Smith"...

-David "ZZYZX" Steinberg- King of the ellipses
       (dsteinbe@emmy.nmsu.edu)
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