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From: dbrooks@osf.org (David Brooks)
Subject: Re: Famous Last Words???
Organization: Open Software Foundation
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 16:35:32 GMT

enpnjat@gdr.bath.ac.uk (N J A Thorne) writes:
| Can anyone recommend to me a good (and accurate)
| source of "famous last words" quotes? Is there
| such a thing as a book on the subject??

Since everybody else seems to be ignoring this request, and posting
their favorites...

George V, as reported by the Palace:

	"How is the Empire?"

George V, as more reliably reported, when being offered a convalescent
trip to Bognor, a seedy seaside resort:

	"Bugger Bognor!"

And an atheist philosopher, but I forget which (Descartes? Voltaire? Hegel?)

	"Dieu me pardonnera.  C'est son mtier"
	(God will forgive me.  It's his profession)

Goethe:

	"More Bud Lite!"

or something like that...
-- 
David Brooks					dbrooks@osf.org
Open Software Foundation			uunet!osf.org!dbrooks
Shine out, fair sun, with all your heat!  Black winter freezes to his seat...
The boneless fish close quaking lies...the stars in icicles arise!
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: tym@dibbler.cs.monash.edu.au (Tim MacKenzie)
Subject: Re: <None>
Organization: Computer Science, Monash University, Australia
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 23:30:23 GMT

Meg Morin (morin@noao.edu) wrote:
>In article <1992Dec31.141524.23571@burrhus.harvard.edu> glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier) writes:
>>Vidi, Vici, Veni
>>(I saw, I conquered, I came)
>Veni, Vidi, Visa
>I came, I saw, I went shopping

A favourite:
"Vendi, vidi, parenthesi" -- I came, I saw, I programmed in Lisp!"
-- Dave W. Kimball

--
-Tim MacKenzie (tym@dibbler.cs.monash.edu.au)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: dmw@lclark.edu (David Weingarten)
Subject: Republican quote source?
Keywords: Kris V
Organization: Lewis & Clark College, Portland OR
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 02:21:12 GMT

I've been looking for the source of a quote for ages.  Maybe someone
here can help.  The quote goes:

The Republicans have a pretty neat thing going:  they cut the spending
for education, and the results keep them in office for perpetuity.

Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: redman@selway.umt.edu (Punya J C M Poesthe'umouruss-Sujjestchun)
Subject: Re: The Quote that sums it up
Organization: University of Montana
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 22:31:24 GMT

In article <BzM9Cr.AGE@mtholyoke.edu> jmallen@MtHolyoke.edu (Norm of the Lab) writes:
>
>Ren,.............will you button me?
>
'Sure, Stimpy.  What are friends for?'

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From: cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com (A. Jing Hippy)
Subject: Re: Bathroom Graffiti (was: Bathroom Graphiti)
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 92 19:07:11 GMT
Organization: A Suffusion of Yellow

ttonchev@athena.mit.edu (Theodore G Tonchev) writes: 
| |> Anybody else seen any good graphiti?

First of all, it's "graffiti".  Singular is "graffito".

| The full version of the graphiti above (if it is one originally) seems to be the
| following (found in a 'fortune' program):
| 
| 	God is Dead
|         	        -- Nietzsche
| 	Nietzsche is Dead
|        		        -- God
| 	Nietzsche is God
|         	        -- The Dead
| 
| Another graphiti with unknown origin:
| 
| 	I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.

My personal favorite:

     "Joseph Stalin's grave is a communist plot."

+--------------------------------------------------+
|Dave Cochran, Data General Corporation, RTP, NC   |
|cochran@dg-rtp.dg.com                             |
+--------------------------------------------------+
|"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch."      |
|                                   --Lily Tomlin  |
+--------------------------------------------------+
From: hedin@diku.dk (Thundergod)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Genghis Khan
Date: 23 Dec 92 12:45:53 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, U of Copenhagen

I have found a Genghis-Khan quote, that I really like. I found in a
Danish encyclopedia, and this is my translation into English. If anyone
know of any better, more direct translation into English, I would be very
glad to see it.

"Man's greatest joy is to slay his enemy, plunder his riches,
ride his steeds, see the tears of his loved ones and embrace his women.
       							--- Genghis Khan"

Carsten Soerensen
(hedin@ask.diku.dk)
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From: harrison@lclark.edu (Mark Harrison)
Subject: Re: ftp.uu.net
Organization: Lewis & Clark College, Portland OR
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 23:27:26 GMT

In article <1992Dec23.215548.3302@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu> rrulli@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Rebecca Rulli) writes:
>
>Could someone tell me exactly how to do ftp.uu.net in order to
>get at /doc/literature/shakespeare as I am not a computer geek
>and am not completely familiar with ftping.  I have done some
>in the past but seem to unable to do it this time.

Well Rebecca, I'm not sure I'm a computer geek, but you type
'ftp <hostname>' where hostname would be ftp.uu.net in this case.  Next it
will prompt you for a user and password.  Usually this is 'anonymous' and
your e-mail address.  Next you need to change into the proper directory
with the 'cd' command.  Here that would be 'cd
/doc/literature/shakespeare'.  Then use 'get <filename>' to get what
file(s) you want.  Or if it's a binary file, type 'binary' first and then
get.

And "Heathers" was a good movie. :-)
-- 
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              -- Me     |                                    -- Rush
From: 973fquades@vms.csd.mu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Thoughts for theocrats
Date: 31 Dec 1992 18:02:17 GMT
Organization: Marquette University - Computer Services
Reply-To: 973fquades@vms.csd.mu.edu
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In article <1992Dec30.215639.17518@walter.bellcore.com>, vanguard@midnight.bellcore.com (Mark Schlagenhauf) writes:
>In article <1992Dec24.180329.13445@samba.oit.unc.edu>, Chuck.Lavazzi@launchpad.unc.edu (Chuck Lavazzi) writes:
>|> 
>|> "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
>|> 		-- Monty Python

Monty Python *did* sponsor the great Spanish Inquisition skits.

>

The Brooks' movie featured a musical number called "The Inquisition",
highlighted by the lyrics:

Hey Torquemada, whaddya say?
"I just got back from the auto-de-fey(sp?)"

The film also stated that he was referred to as "Torquemada" because "You can't
talkhimoutta anything"
 
>Mark Schlagenhauf
>vanguard@midnight.bellcore.com

SLQ
_____

If you really want to hear about it,
the first thing you'll probably want
to know is where I was born and what my
lousy childhood was like...but I don't 
feel like going into it if you want
to know the truth.
		-J.D. Salinger
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From: hank@westford.ccur.com (Hank Cohen)
Subject: Communism
Reply-To: hank@westford.ccur.com (Hank Cohen)
Organization: Concurrent Nippon Corp. Tokyo  Japan.
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1992 07:53:11 GMT

Is anyone certain of the attribution for this one?

	Anyone who was not a Communist at twenty has no heart,
	Anyone who is still a Communist at thirty has no brain.

I seem to remember it being attributed to Sommerset Maughm but that's
just hearsay.  Someone on the net once attributed it to Churchill but
that seems highly unlikely to me.
-- 
Hank Cohen
Concurrent Nippon Corp.  	Shuwa yanagibashi Bldg. 5F
Yanagibashi 2-19-6 Taito-ku 	Tokyo 111, Japan
Denwa: 03-3864-5714 	Fax: 03-3864-0898
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: ludwigj@CS.ColoState.EDU (Vilkata (Joe Ludwig))
Subject: Re: Heathers
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 01:04:20 GMT
Organization: BadgerCom Industries

In alt.quotations, rrulli@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Rebecca Rulli) writes:
>[Heathers quotation nuked]
"Well fuck me gantly with a chainsaw."
 -- Heather

>My favorite movie
One of my favorites too.

-- 
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| ludwigj@cs.colostate.edu |  still lingers. Put away that ray gun.  How do  |
| Vilkata@Most MUCKs       |  you martians say... I love you?" -- XTC        |
From: f35437c@saha.hut.fi (Aki Taskinen)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: The Quotation to End All Quoting
Date: 28 Dec 92 23:30:34 GMT
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland

"There can be no new quotes, as all worth saying has already been said."
From: macika@emunix.emich.edu (Dominic Macika (Asst. Lab Supervisor))
Subject: More goodies
Organization: Eastern Michigan University
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1992 02:30:37 GMT


Teddy Bear sleeps in his little bear skin
and sleeps very well I'm told
Last night I slept in my little bare skin
And caught a heckuva cold!






-- 
Dominic Macika
 
"The only use of Tai Kwan Leap is self-defense"
			Ki Lo Ni, the great teacher

"The best defense is a good offense."
			Mel, the cook on Alice
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From: joann@ariadne.SLAC.Stanford.EDU (Jo Ann Malina)
Subject: Re: Clarke's Laws
Reply-To: joann@unixhub.slac.stanford.edu
Organization: SLAC (Stanford Linear Accelerator Center)
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 02:19:26 GMT

In article <1992Dec23.171854.8076@walter.bellcore.com>, vanguard@midnight.bellcore.com (Mark Schlagenhauf) writes:
|> 
|> In article <1992Dec21.231037.22046@wl.com>, offordj@wl.com (Jim Offord) writes:
|> 
|> |> -- 
|> |> Dr. Jim Offord		|Any sufficiently advanced technology
|> |> Dept. of Biotechnology	|is indistinguishable from magic.
|> |> Parke-Davis 		|	Arthur Clarke's Third Law
|> |> offordj@wl.com		|Opinions? Those babies are all mine.
|> 
|> What are Clarke's First and Second Laws? Is there a Fourth Law? I've only
|> heard of his Third.

One of them is something like:
If a distinguished and elderly scientist says something is possible,
he is almost certainly right. If he says something is impossible, he
is almost certainly wrong.

He also once said there are two kinds of failure, failure of nerve
and failure of imagination. Perhaps that is another Law.


*) *) *) *) *) *) *) *) *) *) *)!(* (* (* (* (* (* (* (* (* (* (* (* (*
Jo Ann Malina, Stanford Linear Accelerator Center
joann@unixhub.slac.stanford.edu  -or-  415/926-2846
Neither Stanford nor the DOE would be caught dead with these opinions.
Nor do they consult me when formulating theirs.
From: amd@mail.ast.cam.ac.uk (Andrew Dunn)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: British Parliament quote
Date: 27 Dec 92 10:31:06 GMT
Reply-To: amd@mail.ast.cam.ac.uk
Organization: Institute of Astronomy, Cambridge

Some other quotes from the British Parliament, which I recall.
Does anyone know the attributions and correct wording?

When required to apologise,
`I called the honourable gentleman a liar  it is true  and I am sorry for it.
You may place the punctuation as you wish.'

Advice on the electoral process,
`At first you stand and then you sit. In between, I think you lie.'


---

Andrew Dunn
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: shedevil@leland.Stanford.EDU (Anne P. Mitchell, JD)
Subject: Dorothy Parker
Reply-To: shedevil@gw.home.vix.com (Anne P. Mitchell, J.D.)
Organization: Fathers Rights & Equality Exchange
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 92 21:24:51 GMT


I'm astonished that there isn't a Dorothy Parker thread going here!

One of my favourites, supposedly attributable to the late great Ms.
Parker, is:

"If they laid all the coeds from Yale end to end...I wouldn't be
surprised."



Another quote I really like [even though I am, truly, not anti-male!]
is:

"If they can send a man to the moon...why not all of them?"

I'm not sure *who* said this..but it SHOULD have been D.P.! :-)



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From: Chuck.Lavazzi@launchpad.unc.edu (Chuck Lavazzi)
Subject: Re: It's *that* time of year....
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 03:59:30 GMT

In article <7085@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk writes:
>So does anybody have any seasonal quotes/quotations?
>
	How about these deathless lines from Kindly Professor Tom Lehrer:
On Christmas Day you can't get sore
Your fellow man you must adore.
There's time to rob him all the more
The other three hundred and sixty-four.
		- from "A Christmas Carol"

Chuck 


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From: mbohl@uceng.uc.edu (Michael Bohl)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Politicians
Date: 31 Dec 92 23:59:22 GMT
Distribution: all
Organization: University of Cincinnati


	This quotation is often attributed to politicians:

		I have already made up my mind, don't confuse me with
		the FACTS!

						Mike

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From: canright@convex.com (Robert Canright)
Subject: Re: Truth
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 17:26:26 GMT
Organization: Engineering, CONVEX Computer Corp., Richardson, Tx., USA
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user at CONVEX Computer
              Corp. The opinions expressed are those of the user and
              not necessarily those of CONVEX.

"What is truth?"  --Pontious Pilate
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Things mechanical
From: burns@ceti.csustan.edu (Gary Burns)
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 92 06:51:30 GMT
Organization: CSU Stanislaus

   IF it doesn't fit, force it, if it breaks it needed replacing anyway.
                                           - Anonymous

   If it doesn't fit, force it, if it still doesn't fit get a bigger hammer.
                                           - Anonymous


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From: prabhak@giga.cs.umn.edu (Satya Prabhakar)
Subject: Re: Shakespearean Quotations: Do you fancy a few?
Organization: University of Minnesota, Minneapolis, CSci dept.
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 14:47:37 GMT

(Rebecca Rulli) writes:
>
>"Oh, the tangled webs we weave"
>
>Shakespeare
>(not sure from which although although I constantly quote it)


	Oh, what a tangled web we weave
	When first we practise to deceive!

Satya Prabhakar
--
___________________________________________
Happiness, dear Phaedrus, is a passed pawn!
From: slouie@ocf.berkeley.edu (Shelley Louie)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: springsteen quotes
Date: 2 Jan 1993 22:19:25 GMT
Organization: Bat Radar Studies, UC Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: sandstorm.berkeley.edu

> jenk@microsoft.com (Jen Kilmer) writes:
> <various Springsteen quotes>

"Is a dream a lie if it don't come true, or is it something worse?"
	from The River

"I ain't no hero, that's understood
 All the redemption I can offer is beneath this dirty hood" 
	from Thunder Road

"In the part of town where you hit a red light you don't stop,
 Johnny was waving his gun around threatening to blow his top"
	from Johnny 99

Actually the whole Nebraska album was pretty depressing. Great stuff though.
Besides, Bruce is the only songwriter I know who found a decent rhyme with
"reservoir"...

-Shelley Louie
"My other account is on a Cray."
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: russ@psych.toronto.edu (Russell Sutherland)
Subject: Two quotes
Organization: Department of Psychology, University of Toronto
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 04:29:14 GMT

1. Has anyone ever heard or knows a reference or origin of
   the following proverb:

   "Error shouts from the roof tops and is heard"

2. The following quotation is very well known:

   "A rolling stone gathers no moss"

   What, however is its meaning? There seems to be
   two schools of thought, both being exact opposites.

-- 

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From: clc@nevada.edu (Chris L. Cobb)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: beat this one...
Date: 22 Dec 92 19:33:08 GMT
Organization: UCCSN-SCS

Robert.Scott@newcastle.ac.uk (Robert Scott) writes:
>
>      'It is Man's true business in this world to
>       discover his real Self and to ascertain his
>       relationship to the surrounding Cosmos.
>       His mind will then shine with the Secret glory
>       of human nature and his life will come
>       into harmony with the Cosmic order and beauty.'

All colors agree in the dark.
-- Francis Bacon

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This signature is not Politically Correct, just differently worded!
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From: nancy@genie.slhs.udel.edu (Nancy Lebovitz)
Subject: Re: Shakespearean Quotations: Do you fancy a few?
Organization: UDel, School of Life & Health Sciences
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 16:54:49 GMT

In article <1992Dec22.144737.3333@news2.cis.umn.edu> prabhak@giga.cs.umn.edu (Satya Prabhakar) writes:
>(Rebecca Rulli) writes:
>>
>>"Oh, the tangled webs we weave"
>>
>>Shakespeare
>>(not sure from which although although I constantly quote it)

Turned out to be Scott

>
>	Oh, what a tangled web we weave
>	When first we practise to deceive!
        But when we've practiced for a while, 
        How greatly we improve our style!

Does anyone have a source for the addition?

Nancy Lebovitz
calligraphic button catalogue available by email   (170K)
nancy@genie.slhs.udel.edu

It's a damned poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word

From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 20:04:51 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Presidential quote (Reagan)
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.quotations

"The bombing begins in five minutes"
				     -R Reagan

"Nobody goes to bed hungry in America"
				     -R Reagan

"Trees make more smog than trees"    -R Reagan

etc 
etc 
etc
etc
From: rschoen@laborixsai.mathematik.uni-ulm.de (Reinhard Schoen)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Boolean Hamlet
Date: 23 Dec 92 14:09:22 GMT
Reply-To: rschoen@laborixsai.mathematik.uni-ulm.de (Reinhard Schoen)
Organization: University of Ulm, SAI, Germany

In article <1h88i5INNn7i@darkstar.UCSC.EDU>,
caedmon@cats.ucsc.edu (Axeman) writes:

|> 
|> to_be || !to_be 

what about:

  question := ( 2b || !2b );

REinhard
__________________________________________________________
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     Bruehlstr. 19  | Germans tend to take things serious.
      7900 Ulm 12   | Especially when it comes to humour.
        Germany     |                 (Edgar Hellfritsch)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: pdunn@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Patrick L Dunn)
Subject: Another R. Reagan Quote
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 00:36:32 GMT

"The United States has much to offer the third world war."

                    Ron, in a 1975 speech.

PDunn
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: egburr@essex.ecn.uoknor.edu (Edward Glen Burr)
Subject: Looking for some information
Summary: Curiosity killed the cat
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 08:06:44 GMT
Organization: Engineering Computer Network, University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK, USA
Keywords: Help

All my life I've heard, "Curiosity killed the cat."  A few years ago,
I heard what I was told is the second line: "Satisfaction brought it
back."  Some time later, I heard that this is from an old nursery 
rhyme.  However, despite a lot of searching, I have been unable to 
find out any more about this.  If anyone out there could help me out, 
I would be very grateful.
                                  Thanks,
                                    Edward Burr
                                    egburr@ecn.uoknor.edu




-- 




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From: daveo@iplmail.orl.mmc.com (daveo)
Subject: Re: Einstein
Organization: UMRK
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 12:16:26 GMT

Does anyone know the source of this quotation?  It was attributed to Einstein 
by Robin Williams.

	My sense of God is my sense of wonder about the universe.
				- Albert Einstein (attributed)


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From: chuahl@ocf.berkeley.edu (Chua HakLien)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: beat this one...
Date: 22 Dec 1992 17:03:48 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: sandstorm.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Dec22.144644.20791@hubcap.clemson.edu> hubcap@hubcap.clemson.edu (System Janitor) writes:
>
>
>
>        In the changing of the times, they were like autumn lightning, a
>        thing out of season, an empty promise of rain that would fall unheeded
>        on fields already bare.'
>
>                                      - Abe Shosaburo
>
>-Mike

  "Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The
river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the 
basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the
rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs.

  "I am haunted by waters."

						- Norman McLean
						"A River Runs Through It"
Chua
+==+
I'm a Psychic Amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget.
						- Michael McShane
						Comedy Celeberation Day,
						July 31 1988, SF
From: osterber@husc8.harvard.edu (Richard Osterberg)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Shakespearean Quotations: Do you fancy a few?
Date: 21 Dec 92 20:44:21 GMT

>   This above all, to thine own self be true!

Nearly that whole passage, starting with "And these few precepts, in thy
memory, look thou character. Bear thy thought no tongue, nor any
oppositioned thought his act.... Beware of entrance to a quarrel, but,
being in't, beat't that the opposed may beware of thee..." etc, etc.
-Rick
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: cjt1@ellis.uchicago.edu (Charles Ten Brink)
Subject: Re: if at first you [do|don't] succeed...
Reply-To: cjt1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 21:15:39 GMT

>> >   If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
>> >		   --Unk.
>> "If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do suck seeds."
>>         -- the 3 stooges
>"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your thing."
>        -- Warren Miller
"If at first you don't succeed, have a beer."
	--New Yorker cartoonist with illegible signature
-- 
D'Angelo Law Library         "The dogmas of the quiet past are
cjt1@midway.uchicago.edu      inadequate to the stormy present. . .
uclcjt1@uchimvs1              We must disenthrall ourselves. . ."
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