From: prem@cs.montana.edu (M.P.Premkumar)
Subject: Campaign Speech of Mr. Bush in Tamil - A spoof
Organization: Dept. of Computer Science, MSU, Bozeman Mt 59717
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 16:59:43 GMT

Hi netters,
	I was wondering how the campaign speeches would look like here in the
USA if made in Tamil(and in our TN style). As a result here is one that I made
up for President Bush. Hope you enjoy.

Sincerely yours,
M.P.Premkumar

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President Bush's Campaign Speech In Tamil - Spoof 

	Anbaanrtha periyOrgaLe thaaimaargaLe, inge ennOdu sErnthu thErthalil
uzhaikkavirukkum uyarthiru senatorgaLe, congress uruppinargaLe, Montana 
senator thiruvaaLar Ron Marlenee avargaLe, veettu vasathithurai secretary
thenpaandi singam Jack Kemp avargaLe, evvaLavu avathooru pEsinaalum pun 
muruvaludan bhavani varum en arumai thambi Dan Quayle avargaLe, matrum ingu
koodiyirukkum en arumai thOzhargaLE.

	Intha thErthal maatrathaip patriyathu. Kaalaakaalamaaga congressilum
senate'ilum azhaiyaatha virunthaaLiyaaga nagaraamal amarnthirukkum democrat
gaLai maatra vazhi seyvatharku oru vaaippaLikkum intha thErthal. Ithu thaan
uNmaiyaana maatram. Democratic katchiyilirunthu sila kOttaangaL koovuginrana:
George Bushai ozhithu kaattuvOm enru. Naan avargaLukku koorugiren, ennai
ozhithukkatta ungal appanaalEyum mudiyaathu.Naan janaathipathi aagaa ennavellaam
seyya vEndumO anaithum seyvEn. America makkaLukku innum naangu varudam sEvai
seyya naan EngugirEn, thinam thinam atharkaaga paadu padugirEn.

	America pOril sandai iyuttuk kondiruntha pOthu naan England'il Odi
oLiyavillai, sila manithargaLaip pOl. Naan raaNuvathilum, CIA'vilum Americaavin
nalanukkaaga paadupattavan. Vaazhkaai muzhuvathum Americavin nalanukkaaga Odaaga
uzhaithavan. Ennaip paarthu kEtkiraar thOzhar Clinton: "ungaLukku Americavaip
patri enna theriyum enRu".

	Americavin uyirnadiyai naan aRivEn. InRaiya Americavil kudumbangaL
sinna-pinnamaaga sidhari irukkinRana. KuzhandhaigaL thanthaiyin mugathaip
paarkaamalE vaLaruginRana. IvatRin baathippugaLai naam mella mella uNarath
thodanguginROm. TherukkaLile vaalibargaL thuppakkiyudan valam varugiRaargaL.
KolaigaL, koLlaigaL ena ivargaL vazhi maaRi pOikkondirukkiraargaL. Ithu pOnRa
Americavaa vEndum namakku ? Illai illai. Democrat arasiyalvaathigaL ithu pOnRa 
Americavaithaan ungaLukku tharuvaargaL.

	VarigaLai uyarthuvathil ivargaL mannargaL. Ezhai eLiyavargaL meethu
varigaLai uyarthi selavu seyvathe ivargaL thathuvam. Bill Clinton koorugiraar
naduthara makkaLukku naan varigaLai uyartha maattEn paNakkaargaLukkuthaan naan
uyarthuvEn enRu. Avarudaiya thittathin padi paNam thirattinaal baathikkap
paduvathu naduthara vargathinar thaan. Naduthara maakkaL ivarai nambinal
nadutheruvukku vandhu viduvaargaL. EngaLudaiya thittathil varigaLE kidaiyaathu.

	Communisap pEyai ozhithu ulagathai jananaayagap paadhaiyil vazhi nadatha
paadu patta arasu engaL arasu. Adhil vetRiyum kandathu engaL arasu. Ulaga
amithiyai kulaikka muyandra sarvaathikaari Saddaam Hussain'ai ethirthu pOraadi
maaberum vetRiyai kandathu engaL arasu. Eliyum poonaiyumaai iruntha GermanygaLai
onRu sErthu nalvazhip paathaiyil nadakka aavana seythathu engaL arasu. Russia
makkaL sarvaathikaarigaLai ethirthu Moscow therukkaLil pOraadiya pOthu 
aadharavaiyum paNathaiyum koduthu udhaviyathu engaL arasu.
	
	Namathu naadu munnEra, ulagathil amaithi nilava, survathEsa arangil
America thanip perum sakthiyaaga, mannulagathil mattumallaamal vinnulagathilum
America than pugazhai nilai naatta aadharippeer Republican katchiyai. America
makkaLukku seruppaai uzhaikka sabatham eduthirukkum ennaiyum arumai thambi
Dan Quayle'aiyum aadharithu November 3 aam thEthi vote pOdumaaru paNivanbudan
vEndikkoLgirEN. NanRi vaNakkam.

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Adutha vaaram ungaLai vote kEkka varugiraar sakalakalaavallavar Bill Clinton
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