HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: freeberg@aem.umn.edu (Phil Freeberg)
Subject: Re: I am a fool
Organization: University of Minnesota
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 04:34:17 GMT

freeberg@aem.umn.edu (Phil Freeberg) writes:



>Ha Ha HA


>Phil Freeberg (u of Minnesota )

Did anyone hear that ???
From: bsubq@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Mitchell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: testing
Date: 25 Jan 1993 15:10:20 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk


Keywords: 



Ignore just a test


thanks
From: dyhec@westminster.ac.uk (Jon Roch-berry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Looking for jokes.
Date: 28 Jan 93 11:51:58 GMT
Organization: University of Westminster

In article <1k45b6INNnos@uwm.edu> albion@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Craig T Manske) writes:
>
>I am looking for the following types of jokes.  

>Racial jokes (Jewish, Polish, Black, etc...)
>No arms no legs jokes.

Why?  Are you a sick racist or the mayor of Poor Taste City or what?





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From: adawal@scorch.apana.org.au (Adam Walsh)
Subject: Whats Brown and Sticky
Organization: Craggenmoore public Unix system , Newcastle , Oz
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 01:47:54 GMT

OK .. 

Q. Whats Brown and sticky?

<Page Down for answre>




















A Stick

OK OK It's a shit joke, no need to send lots of mail to me telling  me
so!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: janeczko@csd630a.erim.org (Mike Janeczko)
Subject: Re: The Cascade that didn't fall
In-reply-to: Darren Embry's message of Wed, 27 Jan 1993 00:55:52 GMT
Organization: Environmental Research Institute of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Michigan
Date: 27 Jan 93 08:25:10

In <C1H86o.MwK@news.udel.edu> wilhited@brahms.udel.edu (Douglas Ben Wilhite) wr\
ites:
>The cascade that did not fall began with an orange.
But little did you know about the rusted door hinge.
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From: sas@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (s.a.sullivan)
Subject: Re: This is a test
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 15:04:43 GMT

In article <1993Jan26.002950.91899@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> teb2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TIMOTHY EUGENE BAKER) writes:
>In article <c1ZsXB4w165w@shakala.com>, david@shakala.com (David Pratt) writes:
>>> >>> >>>This is a test.
>>> >>> >>Be my guest.
>>> >>> >cascade fest
>>> >>> Surely you jest.
>>> >>Is that your BEST?
>>> >Give it a rest.
>>
>>(sigh) Such a pest.
>but it is my quest......
>>------------------------------------------------------------------
>>David Pratt  - david@shakala.com
>>Shakala BBS (ClanZen Radio Network) Sunnyvale, CA 408-734-2289
>>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Prime number joke wanted
From: alanb@sdl.ug.eds.com (Alan Braggins)
Date: 28 Jan 93 15:40:00 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Shape Data (Division of EDS), Cambridge UK
In-reply-to: jrs@netcom.com's message of Wed, 27 Jan 1993 17:45:10 GMT

>>>>> On Wed, 27 Jan 1993 17:45:10 GMT, jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer) said:

> I was thinking of the following joke, but couldn't remember all of the punch
> lines - can anyone add some or post the entire joke? When I first saw it, there
> were about 30 or 40 such explanations. Thanks!

Version I heard goes
"Are all odd numbers prime?"
Mathematician "1's prime, 3's prime, 5's prime, 7's prime, 9 isn't - No"
Physicist "1's prime, 3's prime, 5's prime, 7's prime, 9 - experimental error, 11's prime - I guess so"
Engineer "1's prime, 3's prime, 5's prime, 7's prime, 9's prime, 11's prime - Yes"
From: gt4278b@prism.gatech.EDU (Jensulu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Read this in case of fire.
Date: 27 Jan 93 16:30:04 GMT
Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology

In article <1993Jan27.160524.23877@venice.sedd.trw.com> gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore) writes:
>>>
>>>In case of fire do not use elevators.
>>>
>>>Use water.
>>There's a hole in the bucket.
>Well, fix it.
With what shall I fix it?


JtCCSM, too high as usual...


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From: rheath@scott.skidmore.edu (rachel heath)
Subject: Re: Mystery Science Theater 3000
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 23:21:43 GMT

i was just wondering if there was anyone out there who knew if and
when or where MST3000 could be seen in the albany or hartford
area...any times and channels would be great.  that show is a scream!!

thanks...
rachel
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: brownea@cc.uvcc.edu
Subject: Howto Make a Dog 'Meow'
Organization: Utah Valley Community College
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 16:12:20 GMT

(Credit George Smili???? (pronounced George Smilivitch))
How do you make a dog 'meow'?
Put it in a freezer for three days,






Take it out,






Put it across a band-saw
(MEEEEEEOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
From: dom@castle.ed.ac.uk (Dominic A. Varley)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: REQUEST : St. Valentine's Day Humour
Date: 26 Jan 93 12:17:45 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University


The title says it all really, has anyone got humour related to St. Valentine's
Day? please mail or post.

Thanks,
	dom.	



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BA  : ... I then leapt on the opportunity to test you.  I asked if he'd been to 
      one of the great universities; Oxford, Cambridge or Hull.
MF-B: Well?
BA:   You failed to spot that only two of these are great universities.
MF-B: Swine
GM:   That's right Oxford's a complete dump!
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From: drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu (David Gutierrez)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Mind-reading trick
Date: 25 Jan 1993 19:32:46 GMT
Organization: Univ. Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center

In article <1993Jan25.121910.14073@wybbs.mi.org> mwb@wybbs.mi.org (Michael W.
Burden) writes:
>I had a black ostrich from the Dominican Republic.

Ooo. How was she?

David Gutierrez
drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu

"Only fools are positive." - Moe Howard
From: tolkin@ksr.com (Steve Tolkin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: What do you get if you cross a knock-knock joke with an elephant joke?
Keywords: knock-knock, elephants
Date: 21 Jan 93 13:33:59 EST
Organization: Kendall Square Research Corp.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elephants.
Elephants who?

Ella Fintzgerald !


Obligatory discussion (now that we have already gotten the joke part
out of the way :-)
Tim.Nelson@Canada.NCR.CA requested elephant jokes.   
Here's one I thought up about fifteen years ago, by combining what
probably are the two largest "families" of jokes.
P.S. Like most knock-knock jokes this works much better when told than
when read.
P.P.S. This joke is not suitable for young children. :-)

==========================================================================
Steve Tolkin        Kendall Square Research
tolkin@ksr.com      170 Tracer Lane 
(617) 895-3540      Waltham MA 02154
My office is not usually this messy -- it's usually messier.



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(617) 895-3540      Waltham MA 02154
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rgeorge@barracuda.micro.umn.edu (Rogers George)
Subject: Re: Funny Radio station name..........
Organization: University of Minnesota CIS
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 22:13:12 GMT

In article <DH3sXB12w165w@netlink.cts.com> tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry) writes:
>bruce@pdh.com (Bruce McKenzie) writes:
>> In article <1993Jan20.003413.50000@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>  
>> gb03@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GEORGE PHILIP BLUHM) writes:
>> =  In article <1jfh7aINN66g@overload.lbl.gov>, prem@prem.lbl.gov  
>> (xyz) writes:
>> =  >    I was scanning my car radio this weekend and came across a
>> =  >    radio station in the Bay Area called
>> =  >
>> =  >                           KLIT
>> 
>> What? You missed
>> 			KOME
>> Yes, they make *ALL* of the obvious correlations!
>> (e.g: "You've got KOME on your radio!")
>
>how about KALI?
>(For those who don't know, the wife of Shiva, god of destruction)

at the univ. of Minnesota, the campus radio call letters are derived
somehow from the campus the station's at. So, at the main campus we have
(boooo-ring) KUOM. But those lucky folks up at the University of
Minnesota, Morris campus have...
you guessed it...
KUMM.
According to an ex who dj'd there, there was a sex & bondage - themed
program.
 
rgeorge@staff.tc.umn.edu

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From: bruce@pdh.com (Bruce McKenzie)
Subject: Re: Howto Make a Dog 'Meow'
Organization: PDH, Inc.
Distribution: us
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 02:46:33 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.091220.1@cc.uvcc.edu>  writes:
=  (Credit George Smili???? (pronounced George Smilivitch))
=  How do you make a dog 'meow'?
=  Put it in a freezer for three days,
=  
=  Take it out,
=  
=  Put it across a band-saw
=  (MEEEEEEOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW)

Ahh.. How do you make a cat go "WOOOF!"?




Toss a little lighter fluid on it, add a match and...WOOOOF!

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                                   "Oh, my beloved ice cream bar!"
Sharks: 22N, 13-14
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: chrisb@seachg.uucp (Chris Blask)
Subject: Re: Left vs. Right
Reply-To: chrisb@seachg.UUCP (Chris Blask)
Organization: Sea Change Corporation, Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 15:43:58 GMT

In article <1993Jan19.041419.17486@cunews.carleton.ca> fenton@scs.carleton.ca (Trevor Fenton) writes:
>In article <1993Jan16.005659.23323@cci632.cci.com> dwr@cci632.cci.com (Donald W. Rouse II) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan15.010702.10706@cunews.carleton.ca> fenton@scs.carleton.ca (Trevor Fenton) writes:
>>>In article <1993Jan13.024001.8485@cci632.cci.com> dwr@cci632.cci.com (Donald W. Rouse II) writes:
>>>>In article <1993Jan9.235258.3711@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au> s9000289@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au (Cameron Hooper) writes:
>
>	I can't wait until America falls apart. When it happens, that noise
>you'll be hearing is me on the other side of Lake Ontario laughing till I
> barf.
>trev
>


Would you dickheads please unzip your flies and take a look outside?
You're posting the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD with your stupid argument in the
WRONG BLOODY NEWSGROUP!  Shut the fuck up, and bicker via email.

Thanks for your support.

Objoke;

Why do dogs lick their crotches?





Because they can!!

(boooo!  oldie but a moldie!)
-chris blask ;^0>
From: mbfeld@unix.amherst.edu (A waste of bandwidth originating)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A Puzzle for all you clever bods....
Date: 24 Jan 93 20:45:19 GMT
Organization: an unknown point
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]

Richard Salter (richs@cogs.sussex.ac.uk) wrote:
: Answers by E-Mail only please so that you don't spoil it for anyone else.
: I'll post the answer next week.
: 
: If you already know this don't tell anyone else.
: 
: Here goes:
: 
: Place any punctuation into this sentence so that it makes English,
: grammatical sense:
: 
: that that is is that that is not is not is not that it it
Here's another:

The he which had had had which had the he had the he.

Marlon
From: cwelsh@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Craig Welsh  )
Subject: Re: Stupid Names
Organization: Memorial University of Newfoundland
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 04:59:52 GMT

>There was a girl in my high school class named Pam Schramm.  Bad enough
>that her parents named her that; worse that her mother's name was Pam, too,
>and she already had to live with it!
>
>And then there were a pair of twins named Elvin Blair Lutz and Leon Randolph
>Lutz.  Not very punny, I know, but certainly unfortunate.

My father swears to God that a friend of his at work, A Mr. Case, named
his son Justin. Justin Case. <groan> I hate to be that kid in elementry
school.

_craig

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From: david@shakala.com (David Pratt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,ba.market.misc
Subject: Re: This is a test
Date: 23 Jan 93 00:17:47 GMT
Organization: Shakala BBS (ClanZen Radio Network) Sunnyvale, CA 408-734-2289

> >>> >>>This is a test.
> >>> >>Be my guest.
> >>> >cascade fest
> >>> Surely you jest.
> >>Is that your BEST?
> >Give it a rest.

(sigh) Such a pest.

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Shakala BBS (ClanZen Radio Network) Sunnyvale, CA 408-734-2289
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rugh@nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov (Nick Rugh)
Subject: REPOST NORM LINES (FROM CHEERS)
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: NASA - Goddard Space Flight Center
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 16:56:00 GMT

Could someone repost the norm lines from Cheers or send me a
copy directly.  Thanks.

Nick 
From: amiranda@hpcupt3.cup.hp.com (Alan Miranda)
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 01:42:51 GMT
Subject: A chinese restaurant order
Organization: HP CCSY, Cupertino, CA
Newsgroups: rec.humor

Here's a joke told to me by my brother ...



There is this chinese couple who are barely making ends meet on just his 
salary.  So the wife decides to go to work also.  She gets a job as a 
waitress in a Chinese restaurant.  Now she works long hours and they live 
better but the sad consequence is that their bedroom life becomes practically 
non-existent.

The guy is upset about this and decides to seek his friend's advice.  His
friend tells him to spice up their love-life with some new and challenging
ideas.  He agrees and goes home.

That night they go to bed as usual and promptly the wife falls asleep.  After
some initial hesitation, the guy decides to make his move.  

He nudges his wife and says:

    "Honey ! honey ! How about some 69 now ?"

His wife gets up, rubs her eyes, looks at the clock and says:

    "Its 3 o'clock in the morning !!  Why you want beef-and-brocolli now ?"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta)
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
Organization: Computer Science Department, University of New Mexico
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 21:47:32 GMT

In article <1993Jan26.165300.18344@eagle.lerc.nasa.gov> maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov writes:
>In the Boston area I have come across FLASHING green lights.
>I asked a policeman what it meant (I know what flashing yellow
>and red lights mean).  He had no idea.  Does anyone else out there
>know for real what they mean?

It means that the traffic light is broken...

(Well, someone had to say it!)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: randy@n1gva (Randy - KA1UNW)
Subject: Re: Obscure joke
Organization: Evil Weather Machines LTD
Distribution: rec
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 18:35:16 GMT

kpt@doc.ic.ac.uk (Kevin Twidle) writes:
: In article <31640022@hpcuhe.cup.hp.com> rinker@hpcuhe.cup.hp.com (Eric Rinker) writes:
: 
: Eric> You're the only one who knows what a fetlock is.
: You're the only one who dosn't.
: --
: -----
Hint..... horses have them....and you don't.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: butchern@zeus.swindon.rtsg.mot.com (Neil Butcher)
Subject: Re: This is a test
Organization: Motorola LTD
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 14:15:54 GMT

In article <41705.249311644@kiwi.gen.nz>, clark@kiwi.gen.nz (Clark Mills) writes:
> david@shakala.com (David Pratt) writes:
> >>>>>>>>This is a test.
> >>>>>>>Be my guest.
> >>>>>>cascade fest
> >>>>>Surely you jest.
> >>>>Is that your BEST?
> >>>Give it a rest.
> >(sigh) Such a pest.
> A pest I detest.
This is crap, I'm goin' west.
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From: dsghelp@tamuts.tamu.edu (Dilawar Singh Grewal)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.best.of.internet
Subject: This BELONGS here instead!!!
Date: 25 Jan 1993 18:59:07 GMT
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamuts.tamu.edu


The following is an article posted on tamu.forsale. IMHO it belongs here.
Anybody interested in buying a car with a million miles on it, please do
contact this guy and also make sure you call the major news agencies while
you are at it!! :)
**********************************************************************
From tamsun.tamu.edu!cfeng Mon Jan 25 12:37:39 CST 1993
Article: 809 of tamu.forsale
From: cfeng@cs.tamu.edu (Chao Feng)
Newsgroups: tamu.forsale
Subject: Car for Sale
Date: 21 Jan 1993 19:41:54 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department, Texas A&M University
Distribution: tamu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sparc64.cs.tamu.edu


Hello, folks,

   I want to sell my car to whom is looking for a reliable and cheap
car. It is a 1980 Toyota Tercel, 2 door, 4 speed, red color, with good
air conditionor, stereo radio and tinted windows. Milage: 1,000,500.
The engine is great, it easily gives you
30 miles/gal in high way. No leak problems at all, 
except there is only a small leak for AC which needs you
charge it a can of refregerant every summer. 
The car has been well maintained regularly. Good condition is with
this car. I have no problem to drive it to Houston. As I bought a new
car, I need to sell it.
The blue book evaluates it with $850 without
counting AC. I'm asking for $900 or best offer.

<poor guys phone number delete>
Chao
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From: cduff@NeoSoft.com (C. Duff)
Subject: Re: Earthquake Songs
Organization: NeoSoft Communications Services -- (713) 684-5900
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 07:13:37 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.212753.9403@gossip.urich.edu> carrdavid@urvax.urich.edu writes:
>>Okay, everyone.  What I need is a list of earthquake songs to play
>>when disaster strikes.
>>
>>Examples: "All Shook Up"  Elvis (is alive)
>>          "I Feel the Earth Move"   Carole King  <====<====<===<
>>                                                               |
>>Any Suggestions?                                               |
>                                                                |
>I don't remember the artist, but there is a song (female artist)|where the
>chorus is                                                       |
>                                                                |
>"I feel the earth move under my feet   <====<====<====<====<====<
> I feel the sky come tumblin' down"

Duh.  :)

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine)
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
Organization: Youngstown State/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 21:03:55 GMT


All this reminds me of a joke told by George Carlin.
One day I'm driving my friend home from work and we approach a 
red light.
I run it.
My friend says "What the hell are you doing????"
I reply "Don't worry, my brother drives this way."
So we continue and another light turns red in front of my car and I run
right through.
"What are you, NUTS?????????" my friend says.
I reply "Don't worry, my brother drives this way."
The next light as we approach is red and changes to green.
I slam on the brakes and stop at the intersection.
"What's wrong with you????"
"My brother might be coming the other way!"

I'm sure i didn't get that whole joke right but the meaning is there.
-- 
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From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
Date: 27 Jan 93 19:10:14 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang) writes:

> In article <1993Jan26.220823.103180@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
> >>>      Montreal has to be the only city I know of in the world that puts si
> >>>on most traffic signal standards instructing drivers: "Attendez le feu ver
> >>>ie, 'wait for the green light.' Only in Montreal!
> >
> >No, actually in Staten Island (New York) I've seen signs that say "Wait for
> >green".  I assume that's equivalent to New Jersey's "No Turn On Red", wherea
> >by law a right-on-red is permitted.
> >
> When I was younger I used to think "No turn on red" meant the signal wasn't
> supposed to turn red, but that there was a malfunction on a lot of them
> because they did keep turning red. 
> 
> wei hao
> Philip Wei Hao Wang                     E-mail at pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu
> "I have loved, I have lost, I have killed those who have loved me so. I have 
>  learned, but at what cost, Lord, I don't know... I'm living on borrowed time
>                        - Diamond Head, "Living On Borrowed Time"

I thought that "EXIT ONLY" meant there was no way to get back on the 
freeway.

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From: at15+@andrew.cmu.edu (Andrew Lewis Tepper)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: OLD computer joke
Date: 26 Jan 93 15:46:24 GMT
Article-I.D.: andrew.sfNSZkO00WB75jkqEz
Distribution: world
Organization: School of Computer Science, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

Q: What does an ADA programmer say to a C programmer?
A: Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: calliope@leland.Stanford.EDU (Joanna Salgado)
Subject: Re: Fortunes for cookies wanted!
Keywords: Fortunes - fortune cookies
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 23:35:58 GMT

In article <reid.49.727971815@ucs.indiana.edu> reid@ucs.indiana.edu (Frank Reid) writes:
>In article <bbrett.727921653@morgan> bbrett@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Betsy Brett) writes:
>>
>>I am making fortune cookies for a party this Friday.  I'd like some
>>funny fortunes to put in them, and my list is rather limited.  Any and
>>all (even crude) are welcome.  It will be a small party, but a wide
>>range of personalities.  Thanks alot!!!
>>
>>-Betsy Brett-
>>bbrett@morgan.ucs.mun.ca
>
>
>Chairman Mao say man who put woman on ground have peace on earth.
>
>--
>
>Frank     reid@ucs.indiana.edu


Read this in a book somewhere, way back in my pre-prepubescent days:

	"Made by the New China Baking Conpany"

Joanna    calliope@leland.Stanford.EDU
%[;-)


P.S.  You can FTP a list of them, somewhere...
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