From: bhchan@soda.berkeley.edu (Billy H. Chan)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong,soc.culture.china,soc.culture.taiwan
Subject: ILHC CLUB NEWS
Date: 5 Nov 92 08:51:40 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley, CS Undergraduate Association
NNTP-Posting-Host: soda.berkeley.edu


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ILHC News Update

Administrivia:

	As of a few weeks, Dr. Chibi will no longer be with us, since she
will be leaving Austrailia.  However, do not panic, we have already found
someone to take her place.  Our new Dr. lives up in Canada.
	Also, there are rumours that William Lo will join the ranks of
ILHC.  We'll be sure to tell you when this happens.
	Starting this week, the coordination of the International Lonely
Hearts Club has changed hands.  Dr.Chilly-B will now be the main co-
ordinator of the club.

!	Please note that the new address for any inquiries or stories
or questions is now bhchan@soda.berkeley.edu (an internet address).
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	Starting November 16th, Weekly Love Stories and Q&A will be
posted on Mondays.  Keep the letters and stories rolling in.

NEW FORMAT
	With a new coord, one might expect a new format.  Don't worry,
the same good advices will still be given.  However, the ILHC has been
expanded.
	First, every Monday you will see the Weekly Love Story.  We
welcome any love stories, be they happy, sad, or whatever.  These are
stories sent in from anyone on the net.  Feel free to send in your
story to share with the rest of ILHC.
	Second, also on Mondays, you will see the Weekly Question and
Answers (also known as Love Clinic).  These are question(s) sent in by
our readers and supporters.  If you have a question about a current 
relationship, or need advice about anything at all, feel free to mail
your question to us.  Our Dr.s will be glad to help.
	Third, contests.  A contest will be held every few weeks.  The
topic will change, and the winner, well the winner gets the honor of
being the winner (sorry, can't think of any prizes yet)   These will
cover a wide range of topics.  You'll see when the first contest begins.
	Fourth, Topic of the Moment.  Also changing every few weeks will be
a discussion.  The topic will cover a wide range from Love to Loneliness,
from Heartaches to happy moments, from dating to breaking up.  Feel free 
to mail us your responses.  Dr.Lemon wants to tell you that the Topic of
the Moment will not be just limited to relationships and love, so check it
out.
	There are other categories in the works.  We'll keep ya informed.

News from Dr. Feelgood:

"Because of replacing 2 Drs. in ILHC, we did not post any response for 
'Weekly Story' last week; however, everything is back to the place now,
 and we need YOUR SUPPORT, please feel free to post any your 'LOVE STORY',
 or any comment to ILHC.  Please notice that there is a new catagory under
 BIG FAILURE RECORD."

News from Dr. Dog:

I am writing to inform you that I wish to resign (or retired) from this
ILHC with effect from the moment you see this mail.

As you all know, Dog's life is not so long...even Dog has nine lives..
All my PAL(tm) will be eaten by me soon........
I don't know, i just feel i am reaching my retiring age, the time left
for me is not so long...i think it is high time to find a very retired
spot (a real dog's house) for my advancing age, ...far from crowds and large
towns........breathe in more fresh air.....

I want you all to know how much I have enjoyed my stay in this ILHC, I also
want to thank you for making my dog's work at SCHK here rewarding. The
exquisite impression here is actually such a wonderful string of bygone
happy days of delightful and fond memories....but they all are now over and
gone...sometimes i will think when a dog becomes old or step towards the
end of its life...it will try to re-capture the happy moments 
of its childhood.....it also means i have no more time...please forgive me..

all is in a gelatinous silence and stillness....
the happy mist begin to blur my view, until i can see no more...
it is tears in my eyes that have blinded me and they quietly stole down
my cheek......dog finally cries....

Nothing...my last request is that i hope Dr Chilly-B can help me to
post this letter and dog will fade out subsequently forever.......

Best wishes to you and all the very dogs in the world!

Choi Kin La...
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cc: All our very dog friends in SCHK!

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*  Dr. Chilly-B  (Coordinator)	<bhchan@soda.berkeley.edu>        *
*  Dr. Dog			<bi_kin@stu.ust.hk>		  *
*  Dr. Mike	 (emeritus)	<mkwan@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au>  *
*  Dr. Lemon			<scheng@unixg.ubc.ca>		  *
*  Dr. Sleeping Beauty 		<shsieh@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au> *
*  Dr. Feelgood			<stu_wclau@vax1.acs.jmu.edu>	  *
*  Dr. Chibi	 (emeritus)	<u1040448@arch.unsw.edu.au>	  *
*  Dr. Dewberry			<wlee@unixg.ubc.ca>		  *
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                  "Love is easy when you join ILHC"  !
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