HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: debates
Date: 7 Oct 1992 20:12:44 -0700
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <92281.201259KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu> Kurt Ludwick <KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>In article <cass8806.299@elan.glassboro.edu>, cass8806@elan.glassboro.edu (KYLE CASSIDY) says:
>>any thoughts on who might win?
>Most expect Gore to massacre Quayle.  I expect Quayle to destroy Gore, by
>simply quoting his book and exposing him for the wacko-environmentalist
>liberal he is.


Yeah, who cares if Americans have to live over toxic waste dumps and breathe
carbon monoxide-rich air.  If you're rich, you can live in Beverly Hills and
import air from Switzerland.


>At least, I -hope- he makes it perfectly clear that not all scientists
>believe 'the sky is falling', as Chicken Little Gore would have us believe.
>Watch for an upset.


But are you willing to put money on it?  $20 say that Quayle will be
embarrased at least once.  That's a pretty generous spread, Kurt.


5150
wait, is that psu he's posting from? nevermind
From: erics@infoserv.com (Eric S. Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Dan attacked by angry mob!
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 21:50:26 PDT
Organization: Reigning Cats and Dogs
Reply-To: erics@infoserv.com
X-Mailer: uAccess - Macintosh Release: 1.6v1


ingram@cs.duke.edu (Robert "E" Ingram) writes:

> According to a story heard this morning on NPR, Dan was visiting San Francisco
> yesterday when he decided to walk along a public street. He was on his way from 
> one political event to another, when he was spotted & heckled by residents. As
> the crowd grew, it grew angrier. Chants of "Four More Months!" chased Quayl off
> of the street, and he was escorted to safety by his SS bodygaurd.

Yes, the great Q lasted all of six minutes out on the street among "real
people", which was the purpose of this photo op (he didn't just "decide"
to walk out in public; all such decisions are made for Q by his handlers).
The Q campaign tried to throw the demonstrators off the scent by putting
out false information as to where Q was going to be and even sending a
busload of reporters three blocks away from the scene. However the
demonstrators quickly located the riot police who were lining the street
at the real location.

> Even given that this even occured in SanFran, I think it showes that the
> Imperiale Presidencey has fallen on harde times & tremendouse public disrepute.

San Francisco is well known for its anti-Bush and especially anti-Quayle
protestors. I especially liked the local TV coverage of two tourist
couples who witnessed the demonstration, one from Indiana ("We're not
voting for Bush; we're voting for Quayle - he's a great man"), and one
from Iowa ("They never would have allowed this back home"). They who?
What would "they" have done? Arrested people for speaking their minds?
All great fun.

-----
Eric Smith
erics@infoserv.com
CI$: 70262,3610


Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: eisimps@cie.uoregon.edu (Eileen Simpson)
Subject: Re: DAN QUAYLE DRUG SCANDAL COVER-UP?????
Organization: University of Oregon Campus Information Exchange
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 22:27:33 GMT

In article <1992Oct10.132821.1@vax1.umkc.edu> nenglish@vax1.umkc.edu writes:
>Hi!
>I need to know:   Am I crazy??

This can only be a preliminary diagnosis you know.  ;->

>Fri. night, 10/09/92, 7pm, on CNN news, 20 min. Lead Story:
>DAN QUAYLE DRUG SCANDAL COVER-UP
>Complete story w/ tapes, transcripts, and witness;
>Tapes and evidence pointed straight up to the Justice Dept. and James Baker;
>Tapes were gotten by CNN thru the Freedom of Information Act.
>
>Am *I* the only person who saw this story??
>I have not heard a PEEP about it since it aired!

You are not the only one who saw the story.  Doonesbury ressurected it
earlier this year.  The story is that a certain gentleman in federal
custody for drug charges said *last election* that he sold to Danny-boy.

He was promptly jerked into maximum security and isolation.  It was quite
contrary to policy, procedure, and so forth, and it was approved by the
highest levels of the administration as your posting notes.

If Bush was higher in the polls, we would hear more of this.  His numbers
have been so low and stayed so low that the press is afraid they will be
seen as "piling on" so they are not giving the story much play.  If the
race shows signs of tightening up over Clinton's "character" issues, I bet
they will be pressured to go after both this and Iran/Contra.

Do you feel better now?  :->
From: sawyer@utahep.uta.edu (Lee Sawyer)
Subject: Re: Feminism is the root of all evil (Dan's book review)
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Texas at Arlington High Energy Physics Group
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 22:17:00 GMT

In article <1992Oct9.090158.1749@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu>, afc@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu writes...
>The Gainesville Sun had a little story abour Our Boy today.  It seems
>he received a book in the mail from a senile nut who blames the state
>of the world on feminists: if women were barefoot, pregnant, and in
>the kitchen this would be a much better place to live (Kinder, Kirke,
>Kutchen as Buchanan would say).
> 
>Anyway, Dano replied with a nice letter praising the book and thanking
>the old fart for his support.  When this was made public, and the
>content of the book was discovered, Dano's handlers ran for cover.  
>They claimed that Dano had never read the book.
> 
>You know, I believe them.
> 
>And they say that we never say nice things about the Shrub in this 
>newsgroup!
> 
>A. F. Cockburn

  Thank you for your informative post. However I must take you task on
your misuse of monikers : Shrub is not the Danster, but (in a coinage
due to Molly Ivins) George Bush, Jr . Easy to get them confused, though,
they both ducked into the National Guard to escape service in Vietnam.

       ================                           
         Lee Sawyer                                  

         Dept of Physics                          
         Univ. of Texas                            
               at Arlington                        

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: cindy@solan10.solan.unit.no (Cynthia Kandolf)
Subject: Re: Undercurrent of Panic
Organization: /home/ludviga/cindy/.organization
Date: 7 Oct 92 19:26:54

Daniel A Ashlock writes:
>   Did you see the nitwit who is trying to make something of
>Clinton's student trip to Moscow?  Not on UseNet, but out in
>what we whimsically refer to as reality?

You wouldn't believe the kind of laughs that's getting over on
this side of the mill pond.

>   I knew a couple Russians once, am I tainted?

I studied Russian once, and was pretty close to the Soviet border
back in the days when there was a Soviet border to be close to.
What percentage dirty pinko am i?  

-Cindy Kandolf
 cindy@solan.unit.no
 Trondheim, Norway <- host of UNCED-2, to be held May 1993

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Stockdale
Date: 14 Oct 92 19:31:46 GMT
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University

In article <ukaNsB3w165w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu> dascoser@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (david serchay) writes:
>Tell me, did Admiral Stockdale remind anyone else of "Old Indy" from the 
>Young Indiana Jones Chronicals
>"Stop bickering you two! Why when I was running a community in  Veitnam 
>...," :)                                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>

A civilization.  He was reigning over a civilization.

And you know, now that you mention it, you just hafta put an eye-patch
on him and give him that floppy hat....

--
"Moors."  "Moops."  "Moors."  "Moops."  Psssssssssssss.....
From: jdahl@rchland.vnet.ibm.com (Jared Dahl)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Dan attacked by angry mob!
Date: 14 Oct 92 21:23:11 GMT
Organization: IBM Rochester
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM

In article <1992Oct14.200353.8705@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, cldavies@nyx.cs.du.edu (cindy davies) writes:
|> In article <D2150056.g2fphl@erics.infoserv.com> erics@infoserv.com writes:
|> >
|> >garrett@Ingres.COM (FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS VOTE REPUBLICAN) writes:
|> >
|> >> Coming from a small, backwards town myself, I think that just having long
|> >> hair is enough of a spectacle to annoy most of the people you are talking
|> >> about. 
|> >
|> >Really?  In the '60s, yes, I could understand, but now in the '90s?
|> >Incredible.
|> >
|> Yes. Really.  Esp. if the long hair happens to be on a male head with a ring
|> anywhere (ear, nose, etc.)

Never be surprised by anything that happens in the midwest...

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Opinions expressed are mine, not IBM's.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: jamaass@bluemoon.rn.com (Jeffrey A. Maass)
Subject: Re: Marilyn's Indiscretions
Keywords: Marilyn, screw
Organization: Blue Moon BBS ((614) 868-998[024])
Date: Wed, 07 Oct 92 07:39:59 EDT

elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us (Edward J. Branley) writes:

> train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge) writes:
> 
> [quite interesting support for the hypothesis below deleted]
> 
> >
> >  I put it to you, a.f.d-q'ers everywhere.  Wuddya think?  Is Marilyn gettin
> >  some action on the side?  And, if so, with whom?
> >
> >  (It ain't me, babe.  Just the thought of my goodies thrust into THAT mouth
> >  with THOSE teeth is enough to cause a major case of castration anxiety tha
> >  you don't need Freud to explain.)
> >
> >
> 
> Well, your explanation of your personal feelings on the subject pretty sum it
> up for most of us straight males.  Given that fact, maybe what she's getting 
> the side (if anything) isn't from a man???
> 
> 

Strictly on appearances, perhaps Henry Kissenger's wife?


Jeff Maass                   Amateur Radio: K8ND (@ W8CQK)
NW of Columbus Ohio                Netmail: jamaass@bluemoon.uucp

GILLETTE'S PRINCIPLE:
  "If you want to make people angry, lie. If you want to make
   them absolutely livid with rage, tell the truth."
From: ascmc2@acad2.alaska.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Quayle is more charitable than Gore
Date: 9 Oct 92 15:26:13 GMT
Organization: University of Alaska

Big shitWho is more charitable in the Oval Office. I cant believe you would
even be concerned with that. How much do you contribute? They are just
like us except where the idiots who voted them in. Quayle is about the lamest
excuse for a vice president and borders on being a poster child for pro choice.
There are many other problems in todays society than worrying about how much
money are elected officials are giving away from their own pockets.geez...
Look at the environment..... What are you doing about that. The biggest and the
best charity there is.....
cmc
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: lip@s1.gov (Loren I. Petrich)
Subject: Re: What Abortion Controversy?
Organization: LLNL
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 03:08:27 GMT


	In addition to trying to blame the "liberal" media for making
abortion into a big issue, he has also tried to scapegoat the media
yet again.

	He once claimed that Al Gore had an edge over him because Gore
had gone to a private school, while he had gone to a public school.

	Later, he turned around, and claimed that it was the media who
were making a big issue about this, and that he was proud of his
public-school education.

	It may not be the *top* issue, but it _is_ a big one.

	And Quayle, like many right-wingers, pays only lip service to
taking responsibility for one's actions when the actions are his. When
anything goes wrong, he searches for some scapegoat.
From: lmg@natinst.com (Louis Gomes)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Polls on VP Debate
Date: 16 Oct 92 21:11:24 GMT
Organization: National Instruments, Austin, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: eagle.natinst.com

In article <crb2.719160391@Ra.MsState.Edu> crb2@Ra.MsState.Edu (Chad R. Berthelson) writes:
>bks@alfa.berkeley.edu (Bradley K. Sherman) writes:
>>      Gore  Quayle Stockdale    Sample 
>>NBC    50     32      2          623 adults
>>ABC    38     35      7          500 adults
>
>
>I think it's pretty funny how both of these polls will state that 
>this is how everyone feels (with a -+ 4% margin of error).  Now
>since the Gore catagory is 12 different, there MUST be a better
>than 4% error, eh?  I think these polls say whatever the guy
>taking them WANTS to say....I have given up on the mainstream media
>ever giving me news that hasn't been slanted toward their agenda.



well, in addition to possible differences in the methods each
had for selecting their sample, you have to remember that all a
poll states is that there is a 95% chance that the true outcome will
be within the margin of error (4% and 4.5% respectively, in this
case). No reason to get so upset...



louis
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: sieferme@stein.u.washington.edu (Eric Sieferman)
Subject: The Ultimate Dan Quayle Quotation
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 00:12:26 GMT


Even though the Vice-Shrub did not produce any Quaylisms
during last night's debate, he DID come up with a couple
of lines which may be considered the ultimate Dan Quayl
quotation.  I humbly suggest that these lines
be added to the end of the DQ Quote File, as
a fitting closing to Our Boy's career in 
the executive branch (we hope):

"The American people should demand that their
President tell the truth."
Dan Quayle, October 13, 1992.

"You cannot lead this
great country of ours by misleading the people."
Dan Quayle, October 13, 1992.

-- 
| Eric Sieferman            |    sieferme@u.washington.edu          |
| U. of W., M.C.I.S.        |    (206) 685-3104                     |

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge)
Subject: Re:  History of D.C.
Keywords:  Columbia, District O', NFC East
Organization: Paramax Systems Corporation, Paoli PA
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 19:30:58 GMT

In article <Bw2LnL.ItH@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
|> In article <1992Oct13.165404.14885@gvl.unisys.com>, train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge) writes:
|> >
|> > Oops!  I forgot the most important event in the history of the D. O' C.:
|> >
|> >
|> >    1912 - Boston Redskins move franchise to Washington.
|> 
|> Try 1937.  The NFL didn't even exist until 1921.  (Hey, you could be the
|> next candidate to replace Mr. Potatoe Head...:-)
|> 
|> -- 
|> Patrick L. Humphrey  (patrick@is.rice.edu)  Rice Networking & Computing Systems
|>    

  What's your source?  The story I got was from my grandparents.  The team
  was moved from Boston before World War I (true, there was no organized league
  back then, but there were professional and semi-professional teams).  The
  team expired shortly thereafter, and when it was revived sometime later the
  name "Redskins" was re-used (both the Minneapolis and Dallas baseball teams
  used to be "Washington Senators" in a previous life - just ask Shirley
  MacLaine).  You don't mean to tell me that grandparents would tell a lie?  
  How absolutely corrosive to family values!  }8-) 


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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: jamaass@bluemoon.rn.com (Jeffrey A. Maass)
Subject: Re: Weekly Reader Survey
Organization: Blue Moon BBS ((614) 868-998[024])
Date: Fri, 09 Oct 92 18:53:14 EDT

achin@math.tamu.edu (Andrew Chin) writes:

> The "Weekly Reader," a periodical for elementary-school-age readers
> (they claim a readership of K-10th grade, but any reader older than
> 9 has a serious learning disability) has announced its mock poll
> results:  56% Bush, 44% Clinton.  They further noted that Bush's
> support was especially strong among the younger students (K-4).
> 
> The mentality level of Bush-Quayle's appeal has turned out to
> be just as I expected.

When I heard Rust Lameballs report that story, I was immediately
drawn to the coincidence/correlation of the Weekly Reader results
and similar numbers among his "mushy-brained" listeners.

I was amazed today to hear caller after caller claim proudly to
have "...heads full of mush...", and begging their "Messiah" to
fill them with enlightenment. Geez, what a bunch of sheep!


Jeff Maass                   Amateur Radio: K8ND (@ W8CQK)
NW of Columbus Ohio                Netmail: jamaass@bluemoon.uucp

GILLETTE'S PRINCIPLE:
  "If you want to make people angry, lie. If you want to make
   them absolutely livid with rage, tell the truth."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Subject: Re: more bashing
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 21:19:58 GMT

In article <1992Oct07.161132.42045@watson.ibm.com> born@scepter.raleigh.ibm.com (Christopher J. Born) writes:
>In  <1992Oct7.054237.15655@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>  huang@mwilliams.eche.ualberta.ca () writes:
>> Can those Quayle bashers find some place else to masturbate?  This
>> place is santified for the genuine fan of The Honourable J. Danforth
>> Quayle.  Please return to the original intent.  Thanks.  
>
>Explain:  Are you canadian?  If you are, how can you be a fan of Mr.  
>Quayle?

From his point of view, the Vice Shrub is THERE, and not HERE.
What's that old phrase about distance making the heart grow fonder?
--
"Sounds interesting....  Sounds interesting...."
				-- Homer Simpson
Xref: sparky alt.fan.dan-quayle:5271 alt.politics.bush:8797 alt.politics.clinton:9954
From: JFL4@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: Quayle defends Schwarzenegger (with a script)
Date: 12 Oct 92 22:23:15 GMT
Organization: Penn State University

In article <1992Oct12.032044.16175@s1.gov>, lip@s1.gov (Loren I. Petrich) says:
>
>        I may also add that Reagan was snickered about as being an
>actor. Though this criticism is probably unfair to a lot of actors, I
>think that there is an important point here. Reagan was very good at
>being a script reader, although he could hardly be called a script
>writer. Quayle seemed to be a lot like him in his defense of script
>reading.
>

"They tell me I'm the most powerful man in the world.  I don't believe
that.  Over there in the White House someplace, there's a fellow that
puts a piece of paper on my desk every day that tells me what I'm
going to be doing every 15 minutes.  He's the most powerful man in the
world" - Reagan to White House Aide, 2/23/84

Sam Donaldson broadcasts excerpts from Reagan's private schedule -
a document that includes a complete script for everything he is to say
in private meetings.  Among the "talking points" suggested:  "Bob, I
appreciate you and your colleagues coming down today;"  "I want to
thank you all for your input;"  "God bless you all" and "Otis, what are
your thoughts." - 2/26/88

Hope this helps.

Jeff Luck             *These opinions are mine, but facts are facts*
CES Systems Office
Penn State University    "Whatever you guys want, I'm for."
JFL4@PSUVM.PSU.EDU         -Dan Quayle to Ohio Farmers, 1988
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 18:25:26 EDT
From: <JFL4@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: bumperstickers

In article <1992Oct8.021507.15285@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>,
huang@mwilliams.eche.ualberta.ca () says:
>
>Have fun with a president who will always say yes to Teddy and
>and Howard and Barney and Patricia.  Enjoy his "revenue enhancement"
>as well.

Once again, with FEELING!

"...in eight years by direction of the most conservative administration
in modern times, the federal government's spending will have exceeded
its income by the staggering sum of $1.5 trillion.  The next President
will inherit a publicly held federal debt nearly triple that accumulated
by all of Ronald Reagan's thirty-nine predecessors.
   "Historians will undoubtedly find these elephantine figures baffling.
By then, the secret of the Reagan era's fabulous free lunch will be beyond
dispute.  The records will show that within the span of a few short years
the United States flung itself into massive hock with the rest of the
world."  [Note:  the US debt is now a beyond staggering - incomprehensible -
$4 trillion]
   "In the final analysis, only one conclusion is possible.  The American
economy and government have literally been taken hostage by the awesome
stubbornness of the nation's fortieth President."
                        David Stockman, 1st Budget Director under Reagan,
                        who (with Jack Kemp) developed the administration
                        budget direction (quote from 1987).

Jeff Luck                                *Standard Disclaimer*
CES Systems Office
Penn State University           "Whatever you guys want, I'm for."
JFL4@PSUVM.PSU.EDU                     -Quayle to Ohio Farmers, 1988
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: New Quayle Quote List
Keywords: potatoe intellectual heartbeat-away future-burger-king-manager
Date: 7 Oct 92 23:34:54 GMT
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University

In about 3-1/2 months, the list WILL BE COMPLETE.


--
"Sounds interesting....  Sounds interesting...."
				-- Homer Simpson
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: cjmchale@dsg.cs.tcd.ie (Ciaran McHale)
Subject: "Lick Bush in '92" bumper stickers
Organization: DSG, Dept. of Computer Science, Trinity College Dublin
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 09:44:18 GMT

A few days ago somebody asked about "Lick Bush in '92" bumper stickers.
The following information might be useful (from a diffrent newsgroup):

>>I called People Like Us Books, and they have both the T-shirts and the
>>buttons (312-248-6363), but the woman I talked to didn't think there
>>_were_ bumper stickers.  
>
>Oh, yes there are!  I've had one on my car since I bought it in Key
>West in April.  Here is the relevant information:
>
>Send a SASE and $2.95 to
>
>Tongin Cheeque's Stuff
>PO Box 69
>1281 N Ocean Drive
>Singer Island, FL  33404
>
>or call them at (407) 863-8331.


Ciaran.
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