HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: i can barely focus
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 07:13:55 GMT



welcome to talk.bizarre.  this is a funny place, you know?
for instance, about half the people here pretend to hate 
this newsgroup.  i mean REALLY hate it.  or at least, hate
what it's become, when in fact it's not changed in nature
since before the great renaming when it was net.bizarre,
or maybe alt.suicide.holiday.  i can't remember because i 
wasn't on here back then.  

anyway, that's about half of the people.  there are a few
people who figure that by being the biggest assholes they
can possibly be, they are making a name for themselves and
a space for them in society.  oddly enough, this has worked
for at least one such person, who is treated with grudging
respect (not to say contempt) by many of  what i will call
"group 1", the people i talked about in the last paragraph.

there are people here who treat this newsgroup like a 
coctail party, somewhere to be clever and interesting.
some of these people make one think that they are 
hideously inept at attending coctail parties by their
behavior here.  some of the "group 1" people are 
of this subset, and sometimes i like to entertain myself
by imagining them to be the ones all in black smoking 
foreign cigarettes and bitching about how dead this 
party is.

then there's the other group, which i will call "the other 
group".  these people write, and write well.  damn well.
the kind of well that prompts one to wonder if there isn't
a market for it, and why these people aren't hideously rich
and famous yet.  these people post rarely (a helluva lot less
frequently than the rest), but their posts are worth the 
crap one has to put up with to get there.

a good summation of talk.bizarre is thus:  like anything, a 
good activity, if you don't mind the people you have to 
put up with to participate.

kinda like life, really.

BoB
teCh
been busy, been acting, more soon, promise

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pcr@alumni.cs.colorado.edu (Pablo)
Subject: Re: dental dams
Organization: None of your damn Business.
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 02:28:40 GMT

In article <alphanumeric> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>
>would a man really volunteer to use one of these? [dental dam]

i use more than one.  my penchant 
for recycling does not extend that far.

>definition of dental dam:
>a small square of a saran wrap-like 
>material, used to prevent the spread
>of STD's during cunnilingus
 
or latex (or, as the repackaged ones
down at the crypt say, "laxtex"). 
can be used for cunnilingus, analingus,
aer lingus, whatever.

                                pablo
reading t.b for the 
first time in forever.
anybody still here?
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Nursery Rhymes for the Nuclear Age
Distribution: world
Date: 28 Aug 92 20:14:44 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love


__Mother Perdue Nursery Rhyme #1__

Boom Boom Boom
Pappa says we're doomed
Mama's still at work
But she'll be home soon

Sleep my little baby
Rest my sweet child
Wake up in the moring
To a world gone wild


__Mother Perdue Nursery Rhyme #2__

I want a new detecto-set
I want a new defecto-set
I want a battery operated shiny red erecto-set
And a G.I. Joe doll

I saw a TV ad today
Mommy I need more toys to play
with

(Listen little techno-brat
I am not a democrat
I'll buy a manually oerated shiny metal baseball bat
to turn that TV off with)

--
	"In this family, if you want to look inside yourself,
	 you get a friggin' X-ray!"

...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (The Sheik)
Subject: Re: ata boy was sexually rejected recently
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 02:25:09 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <BtpF9J.E6s@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)  
writes:
> In <p2f6j44@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
>        [Abridged version]
>    Yes, and your parents were responsible for the sexual revolution,

This is my favorite line of the week, although mother would replace  
parents quite well.

--
It's on fire On fire
An' we ain't got no water We aint we aint got no water
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: RICH & PAUL & HOWARD SHARE A MOMENT
Organization: t.b
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 17:57:16 GMT

richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>      Enter Maria and Pam and Karen.
>      Paul:  You cut it shorter this time.  Real short.

     I'll say.

     What.  Was.  She.  Wearing?

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: anybody see Ren & Stimpy last night?
Date: 2 Sep 92 20:18:35 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

Matt Brown offers free advice to newbies:

>Better to lurk a good while, then post as if ya been posting all yer life.
>Note to Newbies: the above is all sarcasm; don't believe a word of it. Just
>get in line.

Note to Newbies (pay attention now):


  DO NOT FOLLOW ADVICE POSTED TO TALK.BIZARRE
  OR WE WILL COOK YOU AND EAT YOU!!!!!
         --Copyright 1992 by drieux, just drieux. All rights reserved.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: A Neologism
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 23:29:08 GMT


Literatify - to create an adjective from a literary character or
object.


Here are literafisms I have collected, can anyone think of others?

pollyanna
quixotic
lilliputian
pecksniffian
panglossian
herculean
narcissism
pandoras box
hermetic
faustian

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Finch poetry
Organization: tiny boxes
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 16:58:11 GMT

Five eggs yield two finches (baby)
Which the parents feed by barfing the juices
Of their stomachs; i give them lettuce and maybe
A bit of broccoli.  For this they find many uses.

All four finches have become their parents.
Tho' the chicks bear the tufts of Ralph, who is
The pater (easily), Grinch with sexual deviance
has become the mater to the infant clueless.

Two other finches, nameless still, parent too.
One is the mother but we don't know who.
Grinch horndogs them all and when he's through
They eat their fill and vomit for the fledgling two.

AjD
after ernest noyes brookings
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: Whiffy's
Organization: nonwhiffy, proven just last night
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 18:37:06 GMT

In article <1992Aug24.123153.7371@Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak) writes:
>
>If anyone has eaten durian and liked it, please explain why...
>

Durian wafer cookies.
Buy a package...
Enjoy...

AjD
watching other people eat them.
kibo must've tried them, i would guess
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Ko the Eater")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Administrata or Another Flame From greg or Short Shameful Confession
Date: 1 Sep 92 22:33:02 GMT
	<1992Aug31.142455.2104@Princeton.EDU> <1992Sep1.022958.19647@uwm.edu>
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu's message of 1 Sep 92 02:29:58 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.022958.19647@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:
>   I just figured everyone KNEW
>   where it came from, since it was repeated endlessly here, most prominantly
>   in my .sig for, what, at least a year.  It's like asking who wrote the
>   Sherlock Holmes or Oz stories.  Everyone just knows and those who don't
>   know are just phlegm on the bottom of our shoes.

Sorry, catamite.  I made that response early in 1991.

} From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Personality Card #14)
} Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
} Subject: Re: Problems with "Roger Rabbit" (was Re: The responsibilities
} 	of volunteers)
} Message-ID: <MJD.91Jan3004857@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
} Date: 3 Jan 91 05:48:57 GMT
} Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
} Lines: 12
} In-reply-to: greg@phoenix.princeton.edu's message of 3 Jan 91 04:22:37 GMT
} 
} In article <5004@idunno.Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix.princeton.edu (greg Nowak) w
} rites:
} >   You mean, that you'd once again quote me without attribution? Who, indeed?
} 
}         But of course.  I thought it would be a greater
} complement to omit the attribution, implying that (as is the
} case) absolutely everyone who's anyone knows just who was
} being quoted.  Why should we bother to include annotations
} for the newbies?
} --
} 
}           Behold the riant anthropoid, beware its crooked thumbs!
} Mark-Jason Dominus                                  mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu


Now there's TWO of us you failed to attribute.

--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: My New Office
Organization: t.b
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 01:47:46 GMT




The Bad News
------------

     My new office is on the ground floor and has
a window facing a very seldom used mall on campus.
While the women here wear very little clothing due
to weather over 100 degrees, probably only 2 or
3 percent of them use that mall and go past my window
per day.  And probably only a fourth of that 2 or
3 percent are Truly Hot Babes.




The Good News
-------------

     There are over 40,000 students at Arizona
State University.  40,000/2 times 2 or 3 percent
times 1/4 equals 100 to 150 Truly Hot Babes a
day.

     Something about a bus every ten minutes comes
to mind, but I don't think that adequately describes
the situation.

     How about this: I don't think I'll have time
to catch the Miss Teenage USA contest tonight,
Rog -- Tuesday's a hair night.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Choose a present!
Date: 3 Sep 92 03:23:51 GMT
	<1765naINN1e2@agate.berkeley.edu> <81kn5bp.rdc@netcom.com>
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: rdc@netcom.com's message of 2 Sep 92 20:19:28 GMT


IN SOC.CULTURE.JEWISH  John Wilbrand Dahlgren writes:
)schreib@fzi.de (Hardy) writes:
))I shall travel to Israel this year in october and will also visit my penpal.
))Therefore here's my question:
))Which present would YOU (Israeli WOMEN) like to get from a German tourist?
)
)My wife tells me that knives are not generally an appropriate gift.


M-X replace-string  Japan --> Israel

Tomorrow:  PATHOS BUILDER --> HAMBURGER HELPER


-Tom
yawwwwwwwwn
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28863 rec.humor:27837
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
Subject: Hmmmmm
Date: 4 Sep 92 08:26:01 GMT
Organization: Luigi's Fish and Chip Emporium, Somewhere in England

So I set out to the shop last night (as you do) I only wanted to buy a couple
of carrots and a sticky bun for my pet elephant (Nigel)

Anyway, I step out into the street and its raining. Bum. 
The bloody weather forecast is never right, here I am in my bermuda shorts,
vest and flip-flops and the sky is depositing 500 gallons of pollution 
soaked rain down my boxers. Its days like this when I wish my flat had windows.

So I think "I'm wet now, how much worse can it get ?"

10 minutes later I'm half way to the shop and there's dogs canoeing down the
pavement. A cat cruises past in a dinghy, the outboard motor purring away to
itself in a parody of the owner. I begin to suspect that all is not wrong with
reality.....Must have been the beans. Hmmm

I get to the shop and I'm shocked. I did'nt think shop keepers were allowed to
have oral sex with shotguns. I mean, they sell food here for Christ sake.

Then I realise.....

I buy my carrots and sticky bun (Nigel will be pleased) and head for home. The
sun is shining now (I wish I had'nt mugged the little old lady for her 
umberolly now) Ah well.

I'm only hassled once on the way home. A dodgy looking cat ask's me if I want
to buy a house broken dinghy and outboard motor. I decline the offer (Nigel 
would only get jealous)

I finally enter my house through the chimney (It makes the neighbours respect
me) Nigel comes running up to me "He HE Down boy, down !!"

I stop and wonder at the strange twist of mother nature. Nigel (the elephant)
is really one of the ugliest of his species. His ears are quite big, but stick
up from his head. I also wonder how his tail got to be that way. (and now Im
on the subject, are elephants usually furry with large back legs and buck teeth.
He also seems to be a bit on the small side, maybe he's a cross breed afterall)

Nigel tucks into his sticky bun and I make a carrot stew and settle down for a 
evenings entertainment wathcing the TV.




-- 
|      Andy Cannon       |"Love is what seperates us from the animals"       |
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |                                                   |
|   Spider Systems Ltd   |"No, what seperates us from the animals is that we |
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |don't clean our own genitals with our tongue"      |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: premature debridement considered harmful
Summary: character assassination in the burn ward
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 22:15:37 GMT

<smarry@zooid.guild.org> writes:

>If you keep picking at it, it'll never get better.

Gooley

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Do you people have jobs?
Date: 23 Aug 92 22:15:40 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <BtGC65.GIC@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>In article <1992Aug23.001700.13778@sci34hub.sci.com> gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
>>In article <BszHFx.MJ@news.larc.nasa.gov> fuhrmann@avd20.larc.nasa.gov (Henri D. Fuhrmann) writes:
>>>Hhmm ?
>>
>>Yeah. Do you, or do you just draw a paycheck on my tax dollars?

>I should point out that the folks at Langley draw damn small paychecks on
>your tax dollars.

They should use larger pens.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: thanksgiving
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 16:15:40 GMT

GYPSY writes:
>
>i keep trying to have thanksgiving at scvm's
>house, but year before last his girlfriend
>auntie christ made this weird stuffing with
>grapes in it and evil tracey wouldn't eat it
>because she thought pine nuts were poisonous
>and we caught banzai the scabrous cat licking
>the turkey.  and last year his more recent
>girlfriend psychokaeryn and he fled to florida
>to avoid auntie christ and she's bulimic and
>he had no money and she wouldn't let him have
>anything but rice and saltines, and pierce and
>i went to his mother's and his aunt and uncle
>left early because his mother asked them to
>keep their dog outside during dinner and they
>were mortally offended and haven't spoken to
>anybody since.  and this year his girlfriend 
>jodie who doesn't appear to have anything 
>terrible wrong with her yet is a veggie so that 
>pretty much rules out the turkey.
>
>i'm beginning to develop a complex about thanksgiving.
>

me too. take thanksgiving 90. I attempt to catch a train on Tuesday evening,
which puts me back home in Alabama (yes, thats where i grew up) on Wed.
afternoon. As I am trying to get on the train, the dude taking tickets fucks
up and tells me to walk all the way down to the end of the train before 
boarding. Of course, by then the train has begun moving, and I am stuck. So
i take the Wednesday train, which puts me at home at 3 thanksgiving afternoon.

So Ive been on a train for about 18 hours, hungry, tired, and thinking 
"Great. A nice big yummy meal, turkey, etc. Just what I need".

Of course, by the time I get to my grandmothers house, we discover that:

a) My grandmother is stinking drunk, and quite a menace

AND 

b) in her drunkeness she didnt realize that her oven was not working right.
the turkey was a nauseating salmonella pink, the dressing was cold in the
middle, and everyone had a wretched time, my grandmother excepted.

-r


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: Am I the only one that...
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 23:47:06 GMT


rpwhite writes:

>   franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>
>   >Am I the only one that...
>   >-------------------------
>
>	      doesn't have Steve Franklin in a killfile? 
>

rp says he reads *every* article in t.b.

I nominate him to post a monthly report telling us when someone
new comes along who's worth reading.

Uh...better make that a bi-annual.

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: top tips for gooley
Date: 28 Aug 92 18:24:20 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742


1. get a haircut.  get that hair off your face.  even the beatles looked
ridiculous with those haircuts.  and i've never liked them because they
had bad hair.

2. stand up straight.  stick a broomstick in your shirt or something.
i think lilian vernon or harriet carter sells these corset-like things
that are supposed to improve your posture.  might be a worthwhile
investment.

3. relax.  chill.  borrow some slack from T.Rev.


yong-mi
charm school for socially challenged male computer professionals
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
From: mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 06:28:14 GMT

rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:


>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:

>			 I PRESENT TO YOU...
>				   
>			 THE BIGGEST WEENIE
>				   
>			 IN THE *WORLD*!!!


>mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:
>>rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>>>Articles include:
>>>	typing in the daily top 10 list and other jokes
>>
>>I was informed by a few people that [this] be in violation of copyright laws.
>

A simple joke..after all..this was my idea as a newsgroup!

bahahahahhahaaha
--
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yaW ykliM - htraE - ASU - ainrofilaC - hcaeB notgnitnuH - namlreP lahsraM
                                                        :erutangiS cireneG
From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Phillipine stories.
Date: 2 Sep 92 14:42:21 GMT
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA

In article <1992Aug31.111202.16580@rs.com>, horen@west.rs.com (Jonathan B. Horen) writes:
> In article 6058@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil, rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
> >Mojo, Tom-Tom Club, LBFM's
>                      ^^^^
> Uh-h-h, shouldn't that be LBFMPBR?

One can only wonder how many born-in-America males lost their
virginity to a LBFM, usually after a prearranged game of 'smiles'.

BTW, does anyone remember the name of the whore house in San Juan,
Puerto Rico that sent their customers nude photos for
Christmas cards? This could explain the extraordinarily high divorce
rate in the military services...
From: mbrockma@bank.ecn.purdue.edu (Matt Brockman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: please continue
Date: 3 Sep 92 16:07:16 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <labagpINNbka@aludra.usc.edu> rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>nj:
>>He plunged his hands into the vat of teeming lice, then poured them over his
>mother, making sure to cover her well.  "Ok, Mum, when you're ready, make sure
to breathe thru your nose. He then proceeded to take the paper bag full of




===============================================================================
Matt Brockman                                           mbrockma@ecn.purdue.edu
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
              "Achievement is its own reward; pride obscures it." 
            "Never drink coffee that has been anywhere near a fish." 
===============================================================================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 22:43:05 GMT

Mr Blair P. Houghton writes:
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
>)>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
>)>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
>)>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
>)>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
>)>>>>>>Cadaverine.
>)>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
>)>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
>)>>>Criminal Insanity.
>)>>Carasso.
>)>Countach.
>)Coup d'etat.
>Corfu.
Ceteris Paribus

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
From: ahawks@nyx.cs.du.edu (jim morrisson's AA group)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.MARSHAL.PERLMAN.WEENIE 
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 21:38:22 GMT

In article <5=kn3pb.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni
Christy) writes: 
|
|LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:
|
|			 I PRESENT TO YOU...
|				   
|			 THE BIGGEST WEENIE
|				   
|			 IN THE *WORLD*!!!
|
|
|mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes
|[useless idiotic dribble, surprise, surprise]
|				   
|			DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND,
|				   
|		      I CALL FOR THE CREATION OF
|				   
|		      alt.marshal.perlman.weenie

my net.hand raised to second the motion...more bandwidth devoted to
him might create a monstrous ego, however - but it would still be
worth the shame and humiliation.

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From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: what i saw
Keywords: gooley dream analysis
Date: 31 Aug 92 03:28:56 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats

In article <59974@mimsy.umd.edu> kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>
>
>Hmmm.
>I dreamt of being molested by Dolph Lundgren while everybody else
>was dreaming of Markian Gooley?

Trivia for today:

Dolph Lundgren has a Master's in Chemical Engineering from some unspecified
university in Australia.  And he was a Fulbright scholar at MIT when he took
the part in Rocky IV.

			- USA Weekend Magazine

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
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