From: tonychen@engin.umich.edu (Antony Chen)
Subject: Re: Must Read!!!!! (Re: Sheng Long on SF2 Champion edition!!!)
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 16:49:11 EDT
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor

In article <1992Apr16.061833.14705@helios.physics.utoronto.ca> liuca@bullet.ecf.toronto.edu (LIU  CHEUNG WAH STEPHEN) writes:
>
>	I has always been considering this "Sheng Long" is just a joke,
>until I read a magazine about video game. The magazine name is called
>EGM -- Electronic Gaming Monthly. And this month, it talks a lot about
>street fighter 2. The impressing part is, the magazine proves the 
>existence of the guy name Sheng Long. The magazine show the picture
>of ryu fighting against Sheng Long. According to the magazine, 
[beaucoup de bullshit erased for your benefit]

Please allow me:  ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!

I'm feeling some deja vu comin' on?  Anybody else gettin' that feeling?  No,
I'm not gonna flame this guy with any remarks about his mother or father or
anything interesting at all since I noticed that there are a lot of wimps on
this net that they can't come up with any decent flames and have to resort to
demeaning my race instead.  I'm about to disspell a few myths.
1.  Flaming SPD?  Yeah, right.  What does that mean?  Zangief pulls down his
    pants and gives it to the opponent?  C;mon..gimme a break.
2.  Sheng Long.  Oh, how much fun I've had with that one.  At first, I was
    civil to people about it, but not anymore.  It's bullshit.  I've had it
    confirmed...both on SF2 and SF2:TCE.
3.  Chun Li's Secret Stun Move. Supposedly she opens up her shirt and it
    instantly stuns the opponent.  NOT!  Maybe because her bra is padded and
    when she opens her shirt, you just see these huge lumps of Kleenex.  It
    wouldn't stun me though.  What perve dreamt this rumour up needs some
    serious help.  Suscribe to help.I.need.a.shrink.because.I.dream.about.
    chun-li.  Haha!
4.  Chun Li's bracelets coming off.  No comment.  I've done it before.  This
    is the only rumour that turned out to be true.  HAHAHAHAHAHA!  (Geez...)
5.  Oh, I can start a new rumour.  How about, there is a secret move for Ryu.
    When Chun Li is doing her flying bird kick, if you do the dragon punch
    with Ryu EXCEPT you have to hit all three punch buttons, Ryu jumps off the
    screen and takes his dragon fist and drives it elbow deep into Chun-Li's
    crotch.  Call me grotesque and perverted, but this is the best one I've
    heard yet, (since I meade it up).

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  Oh, Chun Li!  Hurt me with those big,
powerful thighs.  Move on me real slow!  (Blanka enters and hands you a
electrostatic guarded condom.)  Blanka says: You'll need this.  We've all
had here and you don't know what Vega's got.  You say:  Wow!  Thanks.
(You plug the condom's plug into the ground.)  Then, you and Chun-Li turn
and say:  Remember, safe sex with arcade machines is a must.  If you have to
be so desperate to screw me, an arcade char, then you need Electro-Guard 1000
by Trojan!


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|Yeah, I'm Chinese, and I don't give a shit if you wanna fight or not!         |
|Hobbies:   tennis, skiing, martial arts, and WOMEN                            |
|Turn ons:  money, Cindy Crawford, good Chinese food, Ferarris, and hot babes  |
|Turn offs: Roseanne Barr, people who smoke, and SF2 'need a life' people      |
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