HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Yes, another new "face"...
Keywords: newbie
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:42:43 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

Dohram makes the wrong move:

>> Cool!  *smack*  You look good in banana cream!
>> 8-)  
>
>*Dohram wipes pie off his face*
>
>"An interesting way to greet newcomers -- although might I suggest that next
> time you offer the food instead of creating a projectile of it?"
>
>"Here, try some of this..."
>
>*Dohram opens a can of blueberry yogurt and offers it to Yoda*
>
>Oops...  Wrong movie!

No! not Yoda and Yoghurt!  Not again!  You weren't around to see what 
happened last time but it wasn't pretty....

I suppose we should at least be thankful it wasn't smurfberry.

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle
(getting ready to duck for cover)
==============================
Words are unable to speak of love
Like a smile in a whisper does
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: Important Announcement-Prez RFA
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 18:37:59 GMT

Lee suggests:
>From article <1992Apr3.200403.8576@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>, by jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone):
>> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
>> 
>>>ya all wanna have a wet T-shirt contest for all the gals
>>>going to the Summer Chat, I'm game!!  Hey Ladies, whatcha
>>>think??    Sounds like fun to me!!  Great Idea, Andy!!
>> 
>> Uh, I think I'll hide on that one.  Now, if you wanna have a tight body
>> building shirt contest on the guys, you got yourself a deal. 
>
>Let me be the first to enter...
>(I'm feeling good after benching 200 for the first time yesterday...)
>
>C'mon guys,  let's get out there and strut our stuff!
>
>How about a "couples contest"?  --wet Tshirt score for the woman
>combined with the body building shirt score from the guy.  
>You game, Chelle?

As far as I know, no one has a contract out on me...

And I'm with Julie.  Why be a tease? ;-)

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
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               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Date: 8 Apr 92 16:00:45 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

Lee Started it!:

>
>I told her not to go to DC!  I told her it was short for
>Den of Carnality....  Now I'm forced to live a duel life...


Ouch!  And I thought we'd finally got this spate of punning foiled.  We'll
obviously have to cut lass slack to you Lee.  What say bre? Any more of this
and we'll rapyer on the knuckles.  Uhoh, I can see 'Chelle looking daggers
at me already, she'll have to be hilt back during this - care to oblige Blade?

Alternatively we could settle things in a more civilised manner - when are you
free to do lunge?

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle

==============================
Words are unable to speak of love
Like a smile in a whisper does
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Jamie and GRW's Bed
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 15:07:29 -0500

>>        Just watch yourself!  I will have to get angry if you do too
>>much here with her!  :)  I will rip your *&$^# off...  :)  And I know
>>it will be painful, for I shall use a spoon...  NO!  Better even...  a
>>SPORK!!!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!  AND YOU WILL BE IN SUCH PAIN, BEAUTIFUL
>>PAIN!  AND...
>
>>        OH!  I am so Sorry.  I got a little over excited there.  (Erin
>>bows out.)
>
>Ummmmmmmm, RIGHT, what constitutes too much? Just remember I didn't HAVE to 
>put all of your parts back when I re-superglued you dood?  Besides, I really 
>do have VERY GOOD intentions, wait 'till you see the smiles...
>        ^^^^^^^^^
>:}

	Oh, ok...  [Erin breaks down.]  What is it you wish to do with
her?  (And can I join in?)
-- 
Erin Anderson    -    Socks    -    The Robe, The Ring, and The Romance.
ARC's Philosopher, Dreamer, & Stand-up Comedian.
		       (Lis's Hero on call 24 hours.)
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Important Announcement-Prez RFA
Date: 5 Apr 92 17:32:25 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

Uh...Miss Prez....Ummm....please forget everything that I have said aboput 
stealing romance dust over the past few weeks....I WAS KIDDING *he,he* YEAH 
THAT"S IT I WAS KIDDINMG, PULLING YOUR LEG*feeble attempt at rationalizing*

Anyway *heh,heh* Congradulationz

Does this mean that strawberries and chocolate sauce will become the 
official food of ARC?

- Jamie
WIne STewerd of the RFA
Keeper of the glue
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS ILL: GET WELL SOON, CHUCK
Date: 7 Apr 92 14:42:59 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr7.144259.14672
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Apr1.121104.16965@csd.brispoly.ac.uk> wj_wigna@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Jake the Snake) writes:
>
>HEY CHUCK - GET WELL SOON. The ol' place just ain't what it used to be
>without your witty ramblings and amusing observations!
>Bill

Bill, I can't resist....  WHY does "Jake the Snake" follow 
you're login??     Romantic and Curious too............

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Xref: sparky alt.romance.chat:9889 alt.romance:7126
From: kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat,alt.romance
Subject: Re: :)
Date: 15 Apr 92 12:41:12 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Apr14.192029.19910@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com>, puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude) writes:
>  kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos) writes:
>>
>>Oh what a feeling... (and if anyone says "Toyota," they're gonna get it but
>>good! :)
>>
> Okay, I gotta.... I gotta..... Quit holdin' me back, now......
> 
> T O Y O T A ! !
> 
> Okay, what is this that I get good?
[TARGET CODIAFAXED: PUTER]
[INITIATING AUTO-PIE-CANNON TARGETING SEQUENCE]
Splatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplat....etc.

There. :)
-- 
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PhoneNet: (502)745-4246	  (Bowling Green, KY)  | eat the HELL out of it!
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Quote of the week: "Now I'm mumbling, and I'm screaming, and I don't know what
	I'm singing." -- "Weird" Al Yankovic, "Smells Like Nirvana"
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Jamie and GRW's Bed
Date: 11 Apr 92 16:57:39 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

Lots of stuff deleted (oh, but not forgotten*sigh)

>Good Grief, it's soooo HOT in my office this afternoon.  Good 
>thing I have my light and cool tye-dye T-shirt on.  :-)

Boy you know, it's kind of HOT here too, I think I should go FOR a drink, 
all this talk about CHOCOLATE is making me THIRSTY, maybe I should go FOR a 
nice cool coke.  Maybe I just need SOMETHING ELSE...like a fan.

Now who might have a fan?
    ^^^
Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

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    ~  Wine Stewerd of the RFA   that you are fighting a stuffed   ~
    ~  Keeper of the Glue        animal or that you seem to be     ~
    ~  Guy from ESTRN CANADA     losing."                          ~
    ~                                        -Susie (C&H)          ~
    ~  Acadia University                                           ~
    ~  Wolfville, Nova Scotia                                      ~
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From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Challenge II (was Re: A timely (I hope) post...)
Date: 14 Apr 92 17:03:10 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

Cliff tries to convimce us:
}
}Say, Blade, was I convincing enough?  Do you think they'll buy into
}Panda--er, Guru Andy--being a separate entity now?  What're ya gonna
}do when he has to show up for BeaChat?

Sorry, Cliff - nice try, but :

What evidence do we have that you aren't BladeClone #3 (or is it #4? I lose
count)??  Unless you can convince us that you are an independent entity, we
have no reason to admit your evidence that Andy is his own person...

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle
(who's supposed to be on his hols)
==============================
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Mis-Behavin'
Organization: OFSA
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 15:04:06 -0500

8888cc19@uhdvx3.dt.uh.edu (Good Witch of the Silicon Forest) thrills
me:

> 
>>>	How would I know?? *innocent look*
>>>	Tina Marie
>> 
>>Good Point!! You wouldn't....hmmmm, how do we rectify such an
>>omission? HMMMM?????
>> Steve 

>Hm.....well, I'm always open to suggestions..:)
>Tina Marie

OOoooooh, well now, how about a choco-massage to start with? I use the
finest quality chocolate to massage your body with and then I lick it
off afterwards! *beaming smile* *licking lips*

Steve
From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Date: 9 Apr 92 04:50:09 GMT
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA

Michelle moves me:
> Lee acts astonished:
>>'Chelle chides:
>>
>>What do think I am?  Some demented soul who would tie up an innocent
>>victim and have my way with her?  I think not!
> 
> Right!  I'm not innocent!  At least, not after *that* week... *smirk*

Exactly.  First we dispose of the innocence, and then we bring out
the restraints...  Being a computer programmer, they of course have
to be virtual restraints and therefore exist only in the minds
of the restrainer and the restrainee...


>>Lee
>>GOGIL & MHW's sweet baboo
> Yay!!  those two personas go together sooooo well!

Sorta conjurs up the image of biker with a security blanket
sucking his thumb, though....  


Lee
GOGIL & MHW's sweet baboo	(nevertheless...)


-- 
Lee J. Groves, National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ
Usenet:   {arizona,decvax,ncar}!noao!lgroves or  uunet!noao.edu!lgroves
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Phonenet: 602-325-9357
From: scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: I'm back
Date: 6 Apr 92 18:26:53 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.rq55dINN3fm
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: tornado.berkeley.edu

Ariel belittles Adrian and Scott:

>No, it's a I'mSittingInACarWithAFairlyHighCenterOfGravityAndADriverWho-
>Takes25MPHTurnsAt50AndHasThisFixationForCrossesAlongTheHighwayPants-
   *Grin*  I was NOT the one that was pointing to all the crosses, it was
   you and Scott.  Besides, I love moving fast and I want to become a race
   car driver. (To all those who weren't there, Lee was driving a WHOLE lot
   faster then I was!  I was only half way up the mountain, when he was at
   the top.)  And if you were afraid of my driving then, you should see me
   when I am in a bad mood. *wicked laughter*

**  Might I remind you that Lee was driving a car with a much smaller turning
**  radius and a lower center of gravity.  And earlier in the week you told 
** me that you didn't really know where the right side of you car was and that
** was the side nearest the cliff on the way up.


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	       It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star
	       And when the night wind plays a lonesome lullaby
	       It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky."
	       Ronstadt & Ingram  "Somewhere out There"
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Organization: Penn State University
Date: Friday, 10 Apr 1992 15:11:01 EDT
From: <RJD118@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: TushContest

hell, Blade, live a little! Sit around drinking with the old folks...
Pshaw!!! Ladies and Gents, Since we seem to have a shortage of contestants,
I will graciously admit my name into the tushrating contest. I don't claim
to have a great one...but I can't let Yoda walk away with the title
unchallenged! C'mon Blade, Andy, the rest of you guys...lets all join in!!!
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I_________________________I         Redneck!    The Official Lumberjack
I\***********************/I                     and Woodgatherer of the
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From: kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Yes, another new "face"...
Date: 11 Apr 92 19:25:04 GMT
Article-I.D.: wkuvx1.1992Apr11.142504.1306
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <880189s.61@ace.acadiau.ca>, 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART) writes:
> In article <1992Apr9.174852.4727@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) writes:
> 
>>dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
>>>>Julie sez:
>>>>> 
>>>>> I'd love to Yoda
>>>
>>>
>>>Okay... show of hands here... WHo read this like me and thinks
>>>julie is trying to do Steve ?
>>>
>>Depends on which "Steve" you mean....
> 
>>Did I say that?  Nope.  Not me....
> 
>>Nevermind.
> 
> Julie, is there something that you might want to share with the audience?
> (I mean other than that banana-cream pie behind your back)
> 
What? I haven't aimed the AtomicPieLauncher at her yet... :)
-- 
Mark Kinney [KINNEMA@WKUVX1.(BITNET)(WKU.EDU)] | Don't just eat a hamburger,
PhoneNet: (502)745-4246	  (Bowling Green, KY)  | eat the HELL out of it!
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	jack, cause Bo can't rap." -- A Tribe Called Quest, "The Scenario"
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: It's not my fault
Date: 10 Apr 92 23:14:37 GMT
Distribution: alt.romance.chat
Organization: Acadia University

I just wanted you to know that the fact that my name is full and all in 
capitals is not my fault and I have absolutely no power over it (I am just a 
cog in the wheel of AU) and if I had MY way it wouldn't be THAT way.
(had to get that off my lower lip)

*crackle,crackle*  NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM

"Hey fix the bunny-ears will ya? I'm losing Tiny Toons!"

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    ~  Jamie Stuart              |  | "Only those who truly      ~
    ~  Wine Stewerd of the RFA   |  |        dare, live"         ~
    ~  Keeper of the Glue        |  |             - Enzo Ferrari ~
    ~  Guy from ESTRN CANADA     |  |                            ~
    ~                            |  |  "I don't know what is     ~
    ~                            |  | Weirder, that you are      ~
    ~                            |  | fighting a stuffed animal, ~
    ~  Acadia University         |  | or that you seem to be     ~
    ~                            |  |          losing"           ~
    ~  Wolfville, Nova Scotia    |  |               - Susie (C&H)~
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\------/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                  ||
                                  {}
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 10:24:42 -0500

dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)

>
>EXCUSE ME ? since when did you become my boss ? Eh ?
>
>Speak up Lassie, my ears are going...

Uh, well, you see...Hi Blade, didn't know you were around....how's the
house hunting?  Weather been nice there?  How's the chat plans coming?
Gonna have room for all of us?  Boy, how 'bout those Mets?  What, they
aren't playing yet?  Oh, well.....<weakly>..help!


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
				|
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

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From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Chuck Norris is off again!
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:38:43 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

Tom tries it on (he thinks I won't be here until next week muahahahahaha)
}You were probably wondering why your friend and mine Chuck Norris
}(the Official Snoopy) hasn't been posting on the net recently. Well,
}the little guy is away at Buckfast Abbey down in the county of Devon.

Right - that does it!   Where'd I put that extra large three cheese pizza?

Oates, you better run and you better run fast...  :-)=
                                                   @-/

You think I've been away all weekend playing games without learning some
new tricks to get you?  You got another think coming, buddy boy.....
There's a lot more food where that one came from that I can pelt you with 
while you're trying to unglue yourself from all that melted cheese.


Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle

==============================
Words are unable to speak of love
Like a smile in a whisper does
From: scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: TushContest
Date: 10 Apr 1992 05:22:24 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: avalanche.berkeley.edu

Mary writes:

Well, so far, we have two contestants...

**  Shouldn't that be Contushtants??

Yoda (Steve) and Steve
Salter (who claims to be the TushKing??)...any more takers?  Come
on fellas...can't let the Steve's take over here can you??  Blade,
what about it...gonna compete?


**  MC Badger pulls out his trusty pen and paper.  Let's see that's 
**  Yoda and Salter.  First name Steve.  Badger heads for a nearby 
**  computer and types the names in.  "OK guys we'll have your packets
**  ready for you sometime in the next week.  


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Badger        "And even though I know just how very far apart we are
	       It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star
	       And when the night wind plays a lonesome lullaby
	       It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky."
	       Ronstadt & Ingram  "Somewhere out There"
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: TushContest
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 17:14:50 GMT

Scott asks:
>Mary writes:
>
>Well, so far, we have two contestants...
>
>**  Shouldn't that be Contushtants??

You're absolutely right, Scott.  Thank you for correcting us!

>Yoda (Steve) and Steve
>Salter (who claims to be the TushKing??)...any more takers?  Come
>on fellas...can't let the Steve's take over here can you??  Blade,
>what about it...gonna compete?
>
>
>**  MC Badger pulls out his trusty pen and paper.  Let's see that's 
>**  Yoda and Salter.  First name Steve.  Badger heads for a nearby 
>**  computer and types the names in.  "OK guys we'll have your packets
>**  ready for you sometime in the next week.  

Packets?  I think the only packets they need are their own! *eyebrows
waggling*

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
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               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge
From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:59:29 GMT
Article-I.D.: noao.1992Apr8.155929.14729
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA

From article <1992Apr7.163231.28044@uunet.uu.net>, by dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner):

blade bellows:

> But you have to admit, that if you are working on a theme,
> orgasming orangutangs are at least an intellectually stimulating
> theme upon which to work...
> 
> I think I used it three time in that section, worth bokoo points, bucko!
> 
> Blade

This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship....


Lee

-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: SummerChat activities...
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 20:44:44 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.122147@IASTATE.EDU> picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy) writes:
>In article <BMoEE5.I0v@world.std.com>, Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S
>Fitzgerald) writes:
>> Hey, I just had a great idea! :-) All those who don't feel qualified
>> for the TushRating can be eligible for the BackrubRating! :-) I want to
>> be a contestant--who wants to be a judge? :-)
>
>Hey!  Great idea, Sarek.  You're such a wise Vulcan.  I will volunteer to be a
>contestant too, as long as I'm on both ends at one point or another, i.e. both
>giving and receiving.  I can't wait to get my hands on some of these ladies. 
>(Did I just say that? ;-)
> 
>Dave Roy
>Official Masseur to the 
>President of the RFA

YES, Dave, you sure did!!   *giggle*

That is a great idea, Garrett!  I give excellent backrubs too;
Dave's an EXCELLENT teacher, aren't ya Dave! *nudge* *tickle* 
I'll volunteer as a Masseuse.  This will be fun!!  |)

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: A new man is born.. (was: Re: Erin's New Title????)
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 15:34:15 GMT

LF stands too close to a speeding truck:
>
>>Chelle has NEVER allowed me to stay down *or* blue...
>
>That's my Sis, a real p*icker-upper.  ;-)

Thank God this thread is limited to the US.  I wouldn't want the whole WORLD
to see this godawful pun.  Follow-ups may be directed towards
alt.sex.tasteless.puns.which.could.stop.anytime.... :-)

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
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               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge