HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: holt_c@cubldr.colorado.edu
Subject: Re: Eris and God!
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 20:34:50 GMT

In article <1992Oct3.004553.19323@news.columbia.edu>, mac20@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Michael A Cecere) writes:
> Someone you trust is one of us.
> 
> ILLUMINATI
> 
> 
> 
	Since the only person you can trust more than all the Buddas, holy men,
etc. etc. is yourself, does that mean everyone is in the Illuminati.  Just
curious.

P.S.  College football scores from this weekend, Oct. 3:

	Academy of Applied              Long Beach
		Omniscience	143		State	 0

	Miskatonic University	 20	Ohio State	16


Scores from last weekend, Sept. 26

	A.A.O.			248	Cumberland U.	 0

	M.U.			 17	Louisiana State	14

Both A.A.O. and M.U. have records of 5-0 right now.  If you want the scores of
games from earlier in the season I'll be glad to post them.

						Sincerely,
						Lieutenant Wilkes
From: mpython@goldman.gnu.ai.mit.edu (... and the flying circus)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: Principia Discordia
Date: 4 Oct 92 23:55:17 GMT
	<1992Oct4.191512.20484@sol.ctr.columbia.edu>
Organization: Worcester Discordian Society, Cabal of the Unemployed
In-reply-to: locklin@titan.ucc.umass.edu's message of 4 Oct 92 19:15:12 GMT

>>>>> On 4 Oct 92 19:15:12 GMT, locklin@titan.ucc.umass.edu said:
locklin> In article <16875C220.MHART00@RICEVM1.RICE.EDU>
locklin> MHART00@RICEVM1.RICE.EDU (mason hart) writes:
>Does anyone know where I can find a copy?
>-- mason hart, rice u.
locklin> What do you call article #2?

And now.. number 2... The Larch...

	The Larch...

	The.. oh, terribly sorry, wrong newsgroup..

ObDiscordia: Today is Boomtime,the 58th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3158

(btw: I have a C-prog (and a C++-prog) to translate mundane dates into
Discordia Dates... mail me for the program.)

				Dru'El the Chaotic
				Defender of the Faith, etc.etc.
--
     And now...Marcel Marceau will mime 		   ************
 A man being struck about the head by a 16 ton weight     *    1 6     *
If the telephone rings today, water it	  -><-		 *   T O N S    *
 I-net: MPYTHON@gnu.ai.mit.edu |there is NO rule #6	******************
Common sense is what tells you that the earth is flat...
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: joemac@eff.org (KSC)
Subject: Re: Principia Discordia
Followup-To: alt.discordia
Organization: The Electronic Frontier Foundation
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 17:59:53 GMT
Disorganization: Cabal San Lucus of the Toasted Shu (CyberCabal)

HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS

All Hail Discordia!

Principia Discordia fnord text version can ftp'd anonymously from:

slopoke.mlb.semi.harris.com
/pub/doc

See also:
/pub/magick/gifs/discordia_priest.gif

Fetch it, Swollow it, Wallow in it, Preach it, DISTRIBUTE IT, fnord!

Five Kilos of FLAX!


              I G N O T U M  P E R  I G N O T I U S
From: wxs@po.CWRU.Edu (W.charles Simciak)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: ACME is your friend!
Date: 5 Oct 92 18:17:08 GMT
Reply-To: wxs@po.CWRU.Edu (W.charles Simciak)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc12.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, ch571@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Cat Fitzgerald) says:

>
>Are you stuck in a boring office of housing high rise?
>Do you long for fresh air and birdsongs, but your windows are unopenable?
>
>Well long no more! Friends, we here at ACME are presenting our handy-dandy
>High-Rise Window Opening Kit to you the user at the never-before, never-
>again sale price of $23.23 (plus postage and handling)!!!!
>
>In 4-6 weeks you will receive your kit, which comes with:

If you use the Illuminati mail system it's only 23 minutes.  Yes,
even the slowness of the U.S. mail is a conspiracy.

>              1. ACME-special edition hard rubber mallet
>              1  Roll of ACME super-strength duct-tape
>              1 packet of optional padding for office stealth
>
>And for a limited time, you will receive with your kit ABSOLUTELY FREE our
>exclusive ACME pocketknife, with saw-blade, tooth extractor, lock pick,
>licensed partical accelerator, gum massager, and our special miniaturized
>manager remover, all of high-quality tempered steel.
>
>This offer not available in any stores, void where permitted.

 Or permitted where void.  Or poid where nermitted.  Or noid where vermitten.

>ACME- for fifty years the leader in equalizing technology.
>

Chuck.

Where is the Mad Hatter??????  Help me Eris....

-- 
   Chuck Simciak    ! "Punctuation is a loin cloth, covering
  wxs@po.CWRU.edu   !    the private parts of literature."
   WRUW 91.1 FM     !                            -Picasso
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: lamorte@netcom.com (R. Scott LaMorte)
Subject: Re: 432
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 21:53:06 GMT


Um, well, uhhhh...


So?


 :-)

---------------------------------------------------------
Brainwash Yourself Before Someone Nasty Beats You To It.
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.conspiracy
From: gseidman@math14.math.umbc.edu (gseidman@math14.math.umbc.edu)
Subject: Re: Writing on Money
Keywords: Money,5,17,23
Organization: University of Maryland Baltimore Campus, Academic Computing Services
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 21:10:51 GMT

Humblest apologies, this is a test... My last post to alt.discordia was
rejected, so....
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: holt_c@cubldr.colorado.edu
Subject: Re: sink
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 16:46:29 GMT

In article <1992Oct4.033037.16286@news.columbia.edu>, mac20@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Michael A Cecere) writes:
> 
> Look,
> 
> I am NOT a double agent.
> 
> Really..
> 
> 
> All hail Ero's great great grandmother, the great and only Mrs. Bush
> "Let there be a Bush in every hand."
> and a hand in every Bush.
> 
> ***********************************************
> **** "Of course TV is a medium,            ****
> ***    It's not rare,                       ***
> ***     And it's certainly not well done."  ***

According to my newsreader menu, you have posted the 23rd item.  I'm not sure
whether I should congratulate you or send an assassin.

						Sincerely
						Lieutenant Wilkes

witty quote,
	"Have a nice day or we will beat you up."
	The motto of Testosterone Bob and the Hurt Patrol
From: jamie@sally.acns.nwu.edu (James R. Groves)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: Principia Discordia
Summary: There is no God but Nevermind!
Date: 5 Oct 92 12:46:47 GMT
Organization: Black Bag Midwest

In article <1alptdINNc3p@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> ch571@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Cat Fitzgerald) writes:
>
>The believer: one who accepts all things blindly
>the sceptic: one who rejects ideas blindly
>
>i got mine from a friend who got it from Oxford 2 bookstore in Atlanta, GA
>they will find any book, even if it is out of print. call 1-800-476-3311
>or something like that. the reg # is (404)262-3333.   they will even send it free. they'll charge for the search tho...
>
>Her high holeiness, Episcopos Atnena'tec, high priestist of SADE and her sy in blue
>
>greetings from the season of bureaucracy, and remember to worship all of those
>Damned Things which appear in your life

Ican'thearyou,butifIcouldIwouldmostcertainlylisten..prolly.

Please play that in reverse the forwardness of it is getting on my only nerve.
See it? It's right there beneath the deep blue see?

Spasmodic Colon and over the river and <drive-> thru the hills and all dat dere

Hart Meel. Say it. Go on. NOW! shut up <talk>! say something <close yer mouth>!

Ok, there is a version of Principia in a Textfile <long textfile> available on
FTP stations in some select places everywhere! Don't ask, look for it. Or maybe
I will go look around and try to find it again. It doesn't have the cool lil'
pictures though. Plant yer seeds! So I recommend buying it from Loompanics.
Although most of those silly lil' Occult bookstores sell it. Play with YERSELF
if no one else is available. Kiss me you fool! me you= 1 word there! It's all
ingest! I was once walking through the woods, and this strange wise old man
came up to me and he bowed reaglly and sat on the ground humming and chanting 
the strange syllables of the Norgron-Crastic behinder Vowel-Cat, and thehe
<as usual> floated serenely in the air, looked me in the eye and said this:
"Bad day for kite flying!" thus was I illuminated!
Indeed many things come to pass.....
                                     Loopi Spoonhead Dr. of Chaos and Lint
SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK                           Eaerly    Eaerly
Shadowhawk was killed for your sins! Royster is a REALLY BIG Fish! fnordfnord
From: sally@anableps.berkeley.edu (S. A. Wilson)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Eris
Date: 6 Oct 1992 20:59:03 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: anableps.berkeley.edu




All hail Eris, all hail Discordia--

Sally--whose machine use to be Eris.berkeley.edu


-- 


This Space for Rent.
From: karlr@think.com (Karl Rotstan)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: All hail Eris!
Date: 3 Oct 1992 00:45:51 GMT
Organization: Thinking Machines Corporation, Cambridge MA, USA
NNTP-Posting-Host: custard.think.com

All Hail Discordia!

23
From: dnibby@asylum.UUCP (Dana Nibby)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: WTBWAW
Date: 3 Oct 92 18:26:15 GMT
Organization: Epilogue Technology Corp.

I have about 10 copies of the book "Would the Buddha Wear
a Walkman?" by Hooper and Teresi for sale. This book is a good
introduction to mind machines, brain toys, and consciousness
alteration in general. I'm selling it for $11 in the U.S.
(list price is $16.95) If you'd like a copy, send e-mail to

    d_nibby@unhh.unh.edu
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: thant@void.esd.sgi.com (Thant Tessman)
Subject: 432
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 92 17:31:02 GMT


Hindu sacred epics and puranas, the number of years reconed to the present
cycle of time, the so-called Kali Yuga, is 432,000; the number reconed to the 
"great cycle" (mahayuga) within which this yuga falls being 4,320,000.

In the Icelandic Eddas, in Othin's warrior hall, Valholl, there were 540
doors, through each of which, on the "Day of the Wolf," there would pass 800
divine warriors to engage the antigods in a battle of mutual annihilation.
800 x 540 = 432,000

In Babylon, there had been a Chaldean priest, Berossos, who, c. 280 BC, had 
rendered in Greek an account of the history and mythology of Babylonia,
wherein it was told that between the time of the rise of the first city, Kish,
and the coming of the Babylonian mythological flood (from which that of
the Bible is taken), there elapsed 432,000 years, during which antediluvian
era, ten kings reigned.  Very long lives!

Old Testament (Genesis 5) from Adam to Noah were ten antediluvian patriarchs.
Adam was 130 years old when he begat Seth, who was 105 when he begat Enosh,
and so on, to Noah, who was 600 years old when the flood came:  to a grand
total of 1656 years, or 86,400 seven-day weeks.  86,400 / 2 = 43,200.

The equinoctial points around the beltway of the zodiac (the vernal equinox,
for example, moving from the sign of Aries, where it had been before the birth
of Christ, through Pisces, where it is now, toward Aquarious, where it will be
in a couple of hundred years), requires for one complete cycle of the twelve
zodiacal signs exactly 25,920 years, which term is known as "great" or
"Platonic" year.  But if we divide 25,920 by 60 (which is the ancient
mesopotamian 'soss,' or basic sexagesimal unit of astronomical measurement,
still used in the measurement of circles, whether of time or space), the
quotient is 432.

Sixty seconds per minute times sixty minutes per hour times 24 hours per day
is 86,400.  (86,400 / 2 = 43,200)

Engineers in the Wilson Sporting Goods laboratories testing (for distance)
golf balls with anywhere from 30 to 1,212 dimples were advised by the computer
that the optimum number would be 432.
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: wlee@argo.acs.oakland.edu (Walter Lee)
Subject: memo
Reply-To: wlee@argo.acs.oakland.edu
Organization: Oakland University, Rochester, MI
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 01:15:47 GMT


NO SMOKING.  NO SPITTING.
                           THE MGT.


Walter Lee    wlee@argo.acs.oakland.edu, lee@plex-1.ann-arbor.mi.us

Keep the Aspidistra Flying!
From: ch571@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Cat Fitzgerald)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Blessed St. GuliK the Stoned
Date: 4 Oct 92 04:02:43 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


And yea, i did vereily say unto y'all,"Harvest time is approaching, indeed it
has arrived in the higher places of the region of thud. thus will those who
planted and those who did not be seperated, yea, as the mammels are separated
and classified."

Bureflux has passed, maladay is coming...and i feel fine....

The bovine Illuminati really ARe your friends, they just  have different ways
of expressing it...remember, ice cream makes all mechanical items function better, especially computers. so spoon it on in!

we're knight os the round table
our shows are for-mid-able
oh many time we're given rhymes
that are quite un-sing-able
we're not so fat in camelot
we sing from the diaphram a lot!
From: mortimer
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: no
Date: 6 Oct 92 06:14:14 GMT
Organization: Rice University


 
 
     Nuke a starving unborn gay baby whale for Jesus.
 
 
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: jamie@sally.acns.nwu.edu (James R. Groves)
Subject: There hasn't been a DECENT <nevermind> yet!
Summary: The Limbic System of Government!
Keywords: Slammy Spoo Vast Herb Crayons Overall
Organization: Black Bag Midwest
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 12:49:15 GMT

 Zap! I haven't seen a spermwhale like him since world war 4! Go on, take a 
bite, it might kill you, but it will most certainly play into my Hanson was a
coal-miner, lean and tough as Nails, fake Nails, this is the problem with
society if you look at it MY way!!!!! Don't vote for the party that doesn't

So, where have you all been? What cabals exist out there and how many double
agents have infiltrated this newsgroup so far??? Any OFFICIAL watchers??
Prey on the plants, they don't run away! Speaking of kittens, panties can be
fun! Oh, and when was the last time you asked yourself THIS question???

Plant Yer Seeds! How many of you do it? I do. EVERYWHERE. And harvest time is
here, and this winter I will be allllllll set, cause I planted my seeds. All
over this country, all over this land! Joy to the fishies in Filet'O'Fish joy
to those named Mish!
 
                                                All Gone,
                                                Rev. Loopi Spoonhead M.T.
Organization: University of Maine System
Date: Tuesday, 6 Oct 1992 09:55:55 EDT
From: <IO20650@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Discordian Date Program
DiscDate: Prickle-Prickle, the 60th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3158

I have a Turbo Pascal program that will create Discordian dates.  It is based
Dru'El the Chaotic's DISCDATE.C Turbo C program.  It is available in either
source, or executable.  I'm working on a standard Pascal version that should be
done later today.
From: swede@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: re: Principia Discordia
Date: 4 Oct 92 10:04:52 -0500
Organization: Carnegie Mellon Computer Club

>>Does anyone know where I can find a copy?
> I have a 10-yr-old or so reprint that says it was
> published fnord by Loompanics Unlimited, P.O. Box
> 264, Mason, Michigan 48854.  But I'm pretty sure
> I saw a more recent reprint edition in the "Eris n
> Dobbs R Us" section of the local literati bookstore
> last time I stopped by.

Loompanics Unlimited still publishes the Principia Discordia.  The edition
they have now includes an introduction by Robert Anton Wilson, Afterward by
Malaclypse the Younger, and the never-before-revealed "Fifth Edition" (no,
not Kenny Rogers).

It's available for $6.95 from:

Loompanics Unlimited
P.O. Box 1197
Port Townsend, WA 98368

You'll also get their 1992 catalog (and supplements) when you order (or, you
can simply order the catalog and supplements for $5).  It's about 250 pages,
and is chock full of subversive and illuminating reading material, including
Robert Anton Wilson's nonfiction books ("Cosmic Trigger," "Prometheus Rising",
etc etc), Kerry Thornley's "Zenarchy", the Marquis de Sade's "Philosophy in
the Bedroom," some of Timothy Leary's books, like "Neuropolitique" and "the
Politics of Ecstasy", and lots, *lots* more.  The service is prompt, too.
(And no, I'm not affiliated with them - just a satisfied pope).

>Frank

the Rev. Ranmanic Swede, KEC, LSD
Alarming Amounts of Culture Cabal
Legions of Dynamic Discord
SWEDE@DRYCAS.CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU
From: IO10184@MAINE.MAINE.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Golden Apples
Date: 5 Oct 92 20:24:48 GMT
Organization: University of Maine System

A
Golden
Apple
a
day
keeps
rationality
at
bay.


             Pat
                       *********************************
                       *Nuke a gay whale for christ!   *
                       *Pat is IO10184@MAine.Maine.edu *
                       *********************************
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: page@nightshade.cs.odu.edu (D.)
Subject: Free Market!
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, Va
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 19:39:45 GMT


Selling books on alt.discordia?
Would the Buddha Wear a Walkman??

This MUST be and Illuminati Plot!

(waitaminute aren't i illuminati)
(no I can't be---I not trying to sell anything)
(or maybe...)[can you see the fnords?]


Now for sale...genuine peace of mind, never used..
I only have 1, and am selling it for $17 U.S.,
(list price invaluble).
If you too would like some peace of mind email
me.  Or don't...no pressure.

(there's nothing like a good)


illuminati forever or down with the illuminati
--your own sexual preference!
fnord.




-- 
"Please hand me that refrigerator." 
			--G. Carlin

page@chrysanthemum.cs.odu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: locklin@titan.ucc.umass.edu ()
Subject: Re: Principia Discordia
Organization: Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 19:15:12 GMT
X-Posted-From: titan.ucc.umass.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <16875C220.MHART00@RICEVM1.RICE.EDU> MHART00@RICEVM1.RICE.EDU (mason hart) writes:
>Does anyone know where I can find a copy?
> 
> 
>-- mason hart, rice u.

What do you call article #2?

-Scott
Organization: University of Maine System
Date: Sunday, 4 Oct 1992 13:08:31 EDT
From: <IO10184@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Fun stuff to do..........

Greetings and Halucinations,

  Fun things to do number one.
       If you have a Campus Crusade for Christ chapter in
your school or area, change their signs to read Campus
Crusade for Chaos, and doctor it up appropriately.

Pat
Keeper of the Golden Apple

                       *********************************
                       *Nuke a gay whale for christ!   *
                       *Pat is IO10184@MAine.Maine.edu *
                       *********************************
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: mather@sees.bangor.ac.uk (Paul Mather)
Subject: Are there any real Discordians on this newsgroup?
Organization: Centre for Applied Obfuscation.
Summary: This newsgroup is a heap of shit.
Keywords: boring, bullshit, wannabes
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 11:41:09 GMT
X-Posted-From: sol.sees.bangor.ac.uk
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

Or is it just chock-full of people who have read _Illuminatus!_, or
maybe even the _Principia Discordia_, and are just out to look hip
or to show everyone that they know all the "secret" words?

Yawn.

Don't bother flaming me, I'm not worth it.  (And I'll probably never
read it anyway.)  Just IMHO.

Someone wake me up when something interesting gets posted.

Cheers,

Paul.

PS: I wonder what the Discordian equivalent of "Bobbies" is called?
-- 
e-mail: p.mather@sees.bangor.ac.uk

If your mailer can't reach me, I'm obviously not worth talking to.

"And I wanna tell ya, if there's anybody here who doesn't believe that
 it is FUCKING GREAT TO BE ALIVE I wish they'd go now because this show
 will bring them down so much."

        --- Frank Zappa, "Call Any Vegetable", _Just Another Band From L.A._
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: page@buttercup.cs.odu.edu ()
Subject: none
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, Va
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 14:29:32 GMT


	Milton watched as the movers took away his sofa,
lawyer and all.  He grimaced and popped two more Vitamin E's.
'What a morning!'  he thought  as the movers came back for his 
ever-grinning television set. 
	A tap on the shoulder spun him around.  There stood 
the lawyer:  whitebread smile and redstriped tie.  Milton
distinctly smelled carrion about this man.
	"You understand why we're doing this, don't you Mr.
Kennedy?"  The lawyers eyes darted ferociously, never hitting
straight in Milton's own.
	Milton pondered, "Actually, no I don't."
	"Pity..." said the lawyer, no pity in his voice, "I
guess we'll be back, then."
	"If you say so..."  Milton glanced away to watch
his bed leave.
	"No, I don't say so...my boss says so."
	"Your boss?"  Milton felt the first pangs of interest
ever since these men had shown up in the morning.  He was
beginning to suspect his vitamins had been drugged.
	"My boss.  No don't bother asking who he is..."  The
lawyer snickered as he reached into his pocket for a business
card.  Milton barely noticed when something dark accidentally
fell from the lawyers pocket onto the ground.  The lawyer
handed the card to him: "Keep in touch."
	The movers carried the last of Milton's possessions
into the van and drove off, the lawyer following.
	Milton stooped over and slowly picked up the small
black cloisonne pin with trembling fingers from where it
had fallen in the grass.  It was in the shape of a bloodstain..
with sharpened edges that cut into Milton's hand cruelly.


End Transcript.

-- 
"You wake up in the morning, get something for the pot, wonder
why the sun makes the rocks feel hot, draw on the walls, eat, 
get laid, Back in the good ol' days" --R. Waters
page@offa.cs.odu.edu
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: Are there any real Discordians on this newsgroup?
Keywords: boring, bullshit, wannabes
Date: 6 Oct 92 17:41:40 GMT

mather@sees.bangor.ac.uk (Paul Mather) writes:

>Or is it just chock-full of people who have read _Illuminatus!_, or
>maybe even the _Principia Discordia_, and are just out to look hip
>or to show everyone that they know all the "secret" words?

>Yawn.

Is there a difference?

I want to form an organization with no real members, only wannabes.
The Ersatz Order of St. Newbie, or something like that.  Every few
days we would find a different newsgroup and post messages about
how much cooler we are than the regular readership.

It is done!  Yearn to join the Ersatz Order of St. Newbie!  But
don't join, because you can't!
 
-- 
Matt McIrvin, posting nonsense again 
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: ballms@ctrvx1.vanderbilt.edu (BALLMS)
Subject: are u ready??
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Keywords: ready ready ready
Organization: Vanderbilt University
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 04:45:00 GMT

are you ready? are you readyready ready reaaaaaadaaaaayyy?
areyou ready for some reeeeeeeeeall foooood?   HARDEES!
From: ch571@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Cat Fitzgerald)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: All hail Eris!
Date: 2 Oct 1992 21:52:22 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


All Hail Discordia!!!

Onward Christian Soldiers
Onward Buddhist Priests
Onward fruits of islam
Fight till you're deceased
fight your little battles
join
from thwe abby of the barberous relic