HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: laku@vipunen.hut.fi (Lauri H Eklin)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Reply-To: laku@vipunen.hut.fi (Lauri H Eklin)
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 10:15:21 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.173107.4593@gn.ecn.purdue.edu> dyrda@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (The Conservative) writes:

>media says, has grown , look at the stock market! At least Bush stood up to
>the bullies of the world, avoided the big con known as the Earth Summit,

	Ha-Ha, you must be a funny guy!
	I'd love to have a beer with you sometime...
	Bullies of the world...ha-ha
	The big con...
	I'm completely speechless.
	No, seriously, I agree with you. The big con...hahahaha..
	ooops, sorry, ..known as the earth summit was defenitely
	just an attempt to attack the american tax-payer and his
	standard of living, it was also -as we all know- aimed
	against the competiviness of US companies by trying to
	introduce stricter environmental regulations.
	Have nice elections,
					Lauri
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: KIBO 92
Date: 22 Jul 92 18:17:26 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.kibo,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology,misc.test,alt.test,alt.politics.clinton
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

In the event that Sy Sperling declines Kibo's invitation to be his
vice-presidential running mate, I would like to enter George Zimmer's
name into nomination
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.clinton,alt.politics.bush
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Subject: Re: DONT CROSS POST TO TALK.BIZARRE
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 18:50:45 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.153151.5302@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>Lately, a lot of the posts from these groups have gone to talk.bizarre.
>Please edit the Newsgroups: line of your header before following up on
>something in this newsgroup. I really dont want to read Clinton vs.
>Bush arguments in talk.bizarre. Thank you.

Yes you do.

You're telling me that a syntatically-deficient Yalie who looks like
Dana Carvey and his Ken Doll-lap dog running the country isn't bizarre?


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Naked City Bureaucracy
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 14:38:50 GMT


"A receipt?  Why, thank you!"

BoB
teCh
carbonless
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt)
Subject: Re: It's over
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 19:52:16 GMT

In article <lyodav.711875135@du139-206.cc.iastate.edu>, lyodav@iastate.edu (David A Lyon) writes:
#    Given an omniscient reader, there are exactly 0 combinations of ASCII
# characters whose sum is bizarre.

<slap!>

Walk on.

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

``After years of intense study, I've finally realized the fundamental
truth of Zen! That rock there is inside my head!''
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Subject: In Kaeli Ignorus
Reply-To: waldbyjf@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 20:37:32 GMT

The armadillo slowly sauntered across the room, her feet going pitter patter
on the hard linoleum floor. There was joy in her eyes and mine as we met for
the first time in twenty decades. After exchanging garegances, The tone
became serious. She asked me what I would do after the war during the
reconstruction. I changed the topic realizing she was not aware of the dark
fate which awaited the little creatures. Perhaps she would never know.
From: finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (THAT'S_MR._WONDERFUL_TO_YOU)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: finerty@asshole.usa
Date: 22 Jul 92 03:10:44 GMT
Distribution: alt.smouldering.dog.zone
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center

In article <1992Jul21.221923.29031@nmsu.edu>, dtasman@mccoy.NMSU.Edu (Dan Tasman) writes:
> vrauls@nmsu.edu (goddess) writes:
>>since most of us here do know each other I propose the following...
>> 
>>that none of us read, or more importantly reply, to any more of the
>>perpetual asshole's posts from now on...  The group is turning into
>>alt.flame.finerty.the.ass.  Let's all ignore him until he goes away.
> 
> Venus ... that'd be alt.flame.asshole.finerty.  Remember the hierarchy.  
> 
> --
>    Dan Tasman                                       dtasman@dante.nmsu.edu
>                                                      molson@rever.nmsu.edu
>    -----------------------------------------------------------------------
>    "I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree
>     Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."
>                                                                 Ogden Nash
	THEY REALLY SEEM TO HATE ME OVER AT ALT.SMOULDERING.DOG.ZONE
	I WONDER WHY THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE? THEY SHOULD JUST GET A REAL
	NEWSGROUP LIKE T.B. DUH.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Subject: Re: Geography Lesson For Today
Reply-To: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (rpwhite)
Organization: Arbiter Elegantiarum.
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 14:54:07 GMT


drieux says:

>Follow that 'shining light' back into the jungle...

How many times I gotta tell ya. That's 'path' drieux. 'Shining Path'.

rp -- mr. luminoso
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BUSH
From: mborgerding@desire.wright.edu
Date: 22 Jul 92 18:15:20 EST
Organization: Wright State University 

In article <MJOHNSTO.92Jul22120807@jenny.shearson.com>, mjohnsto@jenny.shearson.com (Mike Johnston) writes:
> 	<1992Jul22.142048.371@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
> Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 17:08:07 GMT
> Lines: 24
> 
> In article <1992Jul22.142048.371@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell) writes:
> I wonder how it is that AIDS has become a 'crisis' but Cancer hasn't? 
  <drivel deleted>
	Perhaps it's because cancer, the last time I checked, was not a
communicable disease, capable of exponential increase.  Cancer is not at this
time threatening to wipe out entire countries' populations. IMHO, cancer cannot 
be considered a "crisis" b/c it is not capable of *severely* altering the lives
of the majority of the population.                    -Mark

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.clinton,alt.fan.gooley
From: swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver)
Subject: Re: I LOVE BUSH!!!
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 04:51:34 GMT


[Bob Crane's nifty little B/C '92 ASCII graphic omitted]

Very good, Bob ... you didn't misspell them _once_!  Dan would be proud of
you ;)

-Scott J. Walter
 "... you say potato ..."

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gse9k@holmes.acc.Virginia.EDU (Scott Evans)
Subject: Re: Short shameful aliases.
Reply-To: thrash@virginia.edu (Scott Evans)
Organization: or lack thereof
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 18:32:23 GMT

rpwhite(my fax.bob rep) writes:
>alias dir  'ls -la'
>alias del  'rm -i'
>
>rp -- some habits have become vices.


How about:

C:\UTIL> type ls.bat
dir %1

C:\UTIL> type rm.bat
del %1

C:\UTIL> type mv.bat
copy %2 %1


s
some vices have become habits

 
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From: mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Just Curious
Keywords: Flame
Date: 22 Jul 92 19:28:52 GMT
Reply-To: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov
Organization: University of Northern Indiana

In article <1992Jul20.224228.28659@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>, bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
>In article <1992Jul20.164959.5577@uni.edu> mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone) writes:
>>I post such a marvelous response to mac that he can't even make
>>a reply (of course he may not have understood my post.)  Instead
>>I get a misdirected bit of code from some pinhead who doesn't know
>>how to follow-up correctly.  Either that or said pinhead thinks Jim
>>Franklin and I use the same PC jr.
>>
>>Melvin M. Gladstone
>
>Actually, I thought you comment was quite clever Melvin.  I laughed when
>I read it.  I have included alt.best.of.internet in the newsgroups line
>because that's where it belongs!  Lets be friends.
>
>
>	M

Well mac, buddy, I'm sure you'll find this post equally amusing.
But as you sit there in the glow of what you think you've done,
let your eyes wander up to the header, specifically the Reply-To:
Now of course it goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway:

Enjoy the fan mail.

Your friend,
Melvin M. Gladstone
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: [PROBLEM]:  fake 'alt' groups - how to stop them ?
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 23:22:18 GMT


In NEWS.ADMIN:
beezer@cc.utah.edu (BEEZER) says:

>_____________________________________________________________________
>
>Someone on the net is creating 2 to 5 fake 'alt' groups a DAY.
>
>Before I bring this to our sysop's attention, could someone explain
>how I can undercover who is propigating these fake groups?
>_____________________________________________________________________
>

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Seattle (was Re: one line bio)
Organization: Dr. Science's House o' Happiness
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 18:19:28 GMT

In article <1992Jul21.224743.1@msscc.med.utah.edu> finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (THAT'S_MR._WONDERFUL_TO_YOU) writes:
>In article <7866@dirac.physics.purdue.edu>, sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
>> 
>> Please don't try to play musical one-upsmanship around
>> here.  You will lose.  Trust me.
>>
>	sho, you will all lose.
>
>	trust me, i'm from *seattle*.

Wee-haw!  The land of MUZAK!
Trust me.  Look it up.

AjD
muzak and the highest percentage of a&r scouts to general population
in the nation
From: Darrell.Cadwallader@f363.n363.z1.fidonet.org (Darrell Cadwallader)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Make my day
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 19:26:00 PDT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:363/363 - <Orlando Super Syst, Orlando FL

> From: mncmic02@uctvax.uct.ac.za
> Date: 23 Jul 92 11:36:08 GMT
> Organization: University of Cape Town
> Message-ID: <1992Jul23.133608.202093@uctvax.uct.ac.za>
> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
 
> Spank me. I need a good spanking. I've been naughty. I love a good
> spanking. Don't you?
 
Have you been introduced to Wavey Davey?
 
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From: bower@pecan.cns.udel.edu (Tyson Bower)
Subject: Re: sex survey
Organization: University of Delaware, Newark
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 01:50:07 GMT

Why don't you just ask us to all send in our answers to the 500 question
purity test? 

What are you, some kind of sicko?  Stick your nose up someone else's
sex life.

Or better yet, get a sex life of your own.  You obviously sound like
you need a good lay.

I'm sure someone around here would offer to whip you for your ignorance,
but I have no doubt you'd enjoy it thoroughly.

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From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: <None> of William MacGonagall
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 12:19:01 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <1992Jul23.014817.4366@verifone.com>

aaah.. a Will G post. bizarre yes although derivative and thus mildly
to be frowned upon.

this man led a truly singular life. so convinced of his intrinsic poetic
genius was he that he left his Highlands retreat for London, where
he petitioned the queen in person for his appointment as the next Poet
Laureate of Britain.

he had never understood "peer pressure" or "millions of people can't be
wrong".

here's a little brogue offering of MacGonagall's "Scots haiku" style.

		i saw a coo
		upon a hill
		it's nae there noo 
		it mustae shufted

read the Spike Milligan book on the lad.
		We Miss You Bill.
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| poisoned electric head |                               andrew palfreyman |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose
From: mrx@annexia.esd.sgi.com (you: coma: marilyn monroe)
Subject: summer reruns (i)
Organization: the atrocity exhibition
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 23:27:48 GMT


we traveled to the edge of the city,
way out past 10,000,000,000th street;
close to the end of the world.

we dodged past tumbling cars that
had flung themselves off the road, 
and hopped from slab to slab of 
sidewalk fragment, sending each
spinning off at odd angles as we
leapt from one to the next.

we ran along undulating streets past
dissolving lawns and houses, until we 
discovered a meadow of flowers that
expanded like fireworks.

we threw ourselves down together onto 
the flickering grass, laughing as we
rolled arm in arm down a vanishing
hillside.  when our bodies unraveled 
and intertwined, we laughed all the
more, until tears welled in our eyes.

the echoes of our laughter reverberated
as we joined the starlit darkness.




		mr x

		first posted 2.13.90 (revised)
From: chrisl@sybase.com (Xian The Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: First there was...
Keywords: A candy bar sequel
Date: 28 Jul 92 18:04:50 GMT
Distribution: na

In article <1992Jul23.201854.5495@clipper.ingr.com] kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos) writes:
]First there was Spam, then came Spam Lite...
]Now there is Milky Way II (with 25% fewer calories)...
]------------------------------------------------------------
]Ob.bizarre: Years from now they'll probably attempt to
]            market air-lite (with 25% less oxygen than
]            regular air). 

Ha-Ha That's Very Logical.
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From: noyes@sweetpea.jsc.nasa.gov
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Date: 23 Jul 92 15:31:26 GMT
Organization: nasa-jsc

Yeah I am serious! But my opinion is not the view of the republican party,
my employer, or anyone else but me!

Is it so ludicrous to suggest that people stop engaging in the type
of behavior that is known to spread the AIDS virus. It is a simple 
solution, I know, but why not try it? I think that people would
rather just throw lots of money trying trying to fix diseases like
AIDS, rather than curing the behavior that caused it!

The only AIDS infected people that I have compassion for are the
innocent health care workers, children, transfussion patients, and
rape victims that have contacted the disease through incidental means.
The others that have contracted it knew there was a risk, and didn't beat
the odds. 

I don't think that God designed the human anus to recieve a man's penis
so it is no wonder that problems occur when this type of behavior is common
place.  I also don't think God put monkeys, and gerbals in the
food chain for the purpose of human copulation! But who am I to
say?

I sure as hell don't want my tax dollars spent on programs to stop the
spread of AIDS, when there are numerous other diseases, like cancer,
that are NOT preventable! As for finding a cure, it is necessary because
of the diseases infiltration into the hetero-sexual community, and thus
the innocent victims.
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: LOTFI
Date: 28 Jul 92 02:56:48 GMT
Followup-To: comp.ai,misc.test,alt.newbie
Organization: Herbalife Inc.

IN COMP.AI arao@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Andy Rao    ) writes:
)
)one more thing, could somone give me a good definition of fuzzy
)logic? my concept of it is...fuzzy at best. :)

BE AT PEACE WITH THE ZADEH.
THE ZADEH KNOWS ALL.
THE ZADEH SEES ALL.
FOR THE ZADEH IS ALL.
AND THE ZADEH IS ONE.
PRAISE ZADEH.
ZADEH.



-- 
_______________________________________________________________
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Dietary Researcher,
Fiber Team,	     "Be one, be peace, be  like the hajiputki"
Herbalife Inc.			-Maharji Marhiyogi
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
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From: mjd@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Sievan Janacziewski)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: the talk.bizarre family tree
Keywords: no comment.
Date: 24 Jul 92 15:13:08 GMT
Followup-To: /dev/null
Organization: MIT Laboratory for Computer Science

Hey, M., you left yourself off the tree.

It's OK, I'll fix it.


cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri) writes:
>	T. Rev 
>	  |   \ small tumorous
>	  |    \  offshoot
>         |	\----\
>	  |          |
>     St. Terri    M. d'Nereverri

mjd@gnu.ai.mit.edu
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 31 Jul 92 18:06:52 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Jul31.020420.7416@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>
>
>>bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton> writes:
>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmalade.
>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmoreal.
>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mont Martre.
>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Monroe Doctrine.
>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maroney Award.
>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mutlu Prize.
>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maltese Falcon.
>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Malpighian corpuscle.
>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Manon of the Spring.
>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>Man of War.
>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>Mather, Cotton.
>>}>>>>>>>>>>>Mann Act.
>>}>>>>>>>>>>Menarche.
>>}>>>>>>>>>Manny, Moe, and Jack
>>}>>>>>>>>M3 Money Supply.
>>}>>>>>>>Morgan le Fay
>>}>>>>>>Megalomania.
>>}>>>>>Mea culpa.
>>}>>>>Mezzanine Loge.
>>}>>>Mezzo-soprano.
>>}>>Monsieur Beaucaire.
>>}>Moses and Monotheism.
>>}Mead in Valhalla.
>>Mata Hari and Milhouse Nixon.
>Mohorovicic Discontinuity.
Monty Python
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From: lisbon@vpnet.chi.il.us (Gerry Swetsky)
Subject: Re: CREATION OF ALT.NEWBIE
Organization: Vpnet Public Access
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 11:58:11 GMT

In article <5669@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (R. P. White) writes:
>Gerry Swetsky writes:
>
>>    I just noted that the "newsgroups" file, which lists 324 alt
>>    newsgroups and which is upgraded daily, lists none of the above
>>    newsgroups.  Why is that?  Could it be because of your apparent
>>    contempt for alt.config and the net's consensus?
>
>Introduction
>------------
><The introduction, which Mr. Swetsky obviously hasn't read, is deleted>
>
>alt.fan.gooley		Fans of Markian Gooley and his followers.
>
>alt.newbie		Alt's answer to news.newusers.*.
>
>alt.sex.carasso		Where Carasso's SO is himself.
>alt.sex.carasso.snuggles	I can't talk, my mouth is full.
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>And there's more, lots more. Can someone explain the concept of anarchy to this little net.hitler wannabbe?

    Obviously reading isn't one of your strong points.  None of the
    aforementioned newsgroups is listed in "newsgroups", which lists at
    least 324 other alt groups.  Don't give me any crap.  You've
    already poisoned the alt hierarchy with enough of it.

    The "newsgroups" file I refer to is available by anon ftp from
    ftp.uu.net in the news directory.  It's in compressed format and is
    updated daily.

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From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Arcane Knowledge)
Subject: Re: SOMETHING APPEALING, SOMETHING APPALLING
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 20:30:59 GMT

In article <1992Jul20.114244.29168@anomaly.sbs.risc.net> ask@anomaly.sbs.risc.net (Amy Sarah Kahn) writes:
*	"I shuddered.  My hands clutched the steering wheel tightly, 
*turning my knuckles white.  My eyes began to feel dry, yet my lids
*refused to blink.  I could visualize him standing there, begging me,
*"P-p-p-p-p-p-please, Amy!"  He always knew how much the Roger Rabbit
*impression affected me.  God, that man knew Toons like nobody else did.
*I felt currents of warm air enter my lungs, and I swallowed.

Shhhhhhhh!!!!  Shit!  You're going to wake him up, dammit!

Just great.  This is all on YOUR head, you know....


Mark "She didn't mean it!" Lippert
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep Confused
Date: 28 Jul 92 12:48:22 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia


He thinks alt.politics.bush is a women's rights newsgroup.
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