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Date:         Wed, 2 Sep 1992 13:07:00 MST
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From:         STREET CLUB DANCES THE WORLD FROM XANIA <STOKAS@ARIZVMS.BITNET>
Subject:      Anekdoto

Ela kai to shmerimo, oxi anekdoto alla kati paromoio.


                        MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX
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1.  The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is
    to leave her with no hard feelings
2.  Nothing improves with age.
3.  No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it,
    because it'll never be quite the same again.
4.  Sex has no calories
5.  Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount
    of trouble
6.  There is no remedy for sex but more sex
7.  Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've
    got.
8.  No sex with anyone in the same office.
9.  Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to
    get or how long it is going to last.
10.  A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11.  If you can get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will
     follow.
12.  Virginity can be cured.
13.  When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops
     listening to him.
14.  Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15.  The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the
     same ones che can't stand years later.
16.  Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
17.  It is ALWAYS the wrong time of the month.
18.  The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
19.  When the lights are out, ALL woman are beautiful.
20.  Sex is hereditary.  If your parents never had it, chances are you
     won't either.
21.  Sow your wild oats on Saturday -- Then on Sunday pray for crop
     failure
22.  The younger the better.
23.  The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
24.  It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that
     caused all the trouble in the garden.
25.  Sex descriminates against the shy and the ugly.
26.  Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of
     frogs.
27.  There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse
     than sex, but there's nothing exactly like it.
28.  Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
29.  Love is a hole in the heart.
30.  If the effort that went into research on the female bosom had
     gone into our space program, we'd now be running hot-dog stands
     on the moon.
31.  Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
32.  Do it only with the best.
33.  Sex is a three-letter word that needs some ol' fashioned four-
     letter words to convey its full meaning.
34.  One good turn gets most of the blankets.
35.  You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine
     women.
36.  Love is the triumph of the imagination over the intelligence.
37.  It is better to have loved and lost then neve to have loved at
     all.
38.  Thou shalt not commit adultery....unless in the mood.
39.  Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
40.  Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
41.  Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.
42.  A woman never forgets the man she could have had; a man the woman
     he couldn't.
43.  What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the
     stick.
44.  It is better to be looked over then overlooked.
45.  Never say no
46.  A man can be very happy with any woman as long as he doesn't
     love her.
47.  Folks playing leapfrog must complete all the jumps.
48.  Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
49.  Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
50.  A man is only a man, but a bicycle is a ride.
51.  Love comes in spurts
52.  The world does not revolve on an axis.
53.  Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other
     eight are unimportant.
54.  Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
55.  Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
56.  There is no difference betweena wise man and a fool when they
     fall in love.
57.  Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
58.  Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
59.  "It won't hurt, I promise."
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Andreas Stokas
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