HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: hancock@inland.com (Tom Hancock)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Re: Help me,please
Date: 11 Dec 92 09:21:44 CST
Organization: Inland Steel Company; East Chicago, IN

In article <20119.2b270b2a@ul.ie>, 9217088@ul.ie (Coyote) writes:
> 
> 
> 
>   I have been reading this group for a time now (some months) and something is
> nagging at me ( and I'm sure it's now the metal plate in my skull).
> 
>   One thing,only,but of what age frame are you people of?
> 
>  Please help satisfy my curiosity.
> 
>  Thanks y'all.
> 
>    ^ ^
>   Coyote
>     V   The .sig hunter
>    ^-^
> 
> 
>   [insert own quote here]
>

	Well, using jrjohns@eos.ncsu.edu's alt.tv.tiny_toonsters post
from awhile back I was able to compute these statistics.  Keep in mind
that these are in no way scientific....

From a total of 66 responses, 64 with valid ages

	HISTOGRAM
age	number of responses for that age
14	*
.
16	**
17
18	*
19	******
20	****
21	*********
22	********
23	*******
24	*********
25	*******
26	**
27	**
.
29	*
30	**
.
.
36	*
.
.
40	*	<<< Here's me!
.
42	*

	The mean age was 23.35 years with a std dev of 4.7.

	Looking at these numbers, I have come to a horrible realization.  I
have billed myself as "the oldest alt.tv.tiny_toonster", but there is
someone two years older than me! (42) :(  Well, there goes my one and
only claim to fame here on a.t.t-t.

						Tom Hancock

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From: Eric.Troup@ofa123.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: your cool idea
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 13 Dec 92  12:13:06

In Article <1992Dec10.013037.972@wam.umd.edu>, vgriscep@wam.umd.edu
(VGR (Craig Pell)) came up with the following cool idea:

 V(P> The Disney Afternoon mailing list, fed up with a lack of merchandise 
 V(P> sporting their favorite characters and shows, plotted to deluge the
 V(P> catalog phone number wtih calls, all asking for the same (non-specific)
 V(P> thing: MORE MERCHANDISE!
 V(P> I think it's time we did the same thing to the WB catalog.

Great!  Let's do it.  If somebody could post the phone number once
we've agreed on a day to call, I for one would call at least once.
<Grin>

... Oh, Bullwinkle, that trick never works!
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From: jrjohns@eos.ncsu.edu (John R. Johns II)
Subject: Someone Please!
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 09:56:13 GMT

Ahem, someone suggested that I set up a process to save messages
while I'm gone...I can't do that.  I'm on a school account
system where when a person logs out, they can't keep any
processes running.  So, my only hope is that some kind soul out
there will save the messages :-)  At any rate, everyone out there
have HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

- John

-- 
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From: synth@deepthought.unm.edu (Synth F. Oberheim)
Subject: Re: Just noticed...
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 92 09:08:18 GMT
Organization: SynthMedia Productions Ltd -- Now Appearing Nightly With DON HO


Chris Adamson and Robert Jung write:

RJ> From the latest edition of Synth Oberheim's TTA reference guide:
RJ>
RJ> "Loon Lake"
RJ> Written by Paul Dini
RJ>
RJ> [ Ever notice Stoner's ability to create stories with genuine emotional
RJ> pull?  It's amazing.  I also like hearing Babs doing her psycho laugh.
RJ> - CA ]

RJ> Uh, Chris...The story was by Paul, not Sherri Stoner.  B-)

Chris> Aw shoot.  Why didn't someone notice this back when I
Chris> originally posted?  I'm such a fool.

Ditto.  Why didn't *I* notice this?  I'm, like, supposed to be the
*editor* or some junk!  :-)
 

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From: asrsf@acad2.alaska.edu (Gogo Dodo)
Subject: Re: Tiny toon parents' heads
Organization: Techno Cosmic Research Organization
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 04:05:23 GMT

In article <1992Dec9.191920.3468@nic.csu.net>, jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle ) writes:
> We did get an outline of Bab's dad's head (smoking a pipe) when he took Babs,
> Shirley, and Fifi to Bingo night at Our Lady of Acme in _The Amazing Three_.
> Just my .02
> Jennifer

When I first read this, I wondered if this was yet another appearance of
the mysterious BoB Dobbs (of alt.slack fame).  But after reviewing my tape, 
it appears that Babs' dad is just a toon rabbit, although all you can really 
see is a silhouette.  Maybe it's BoB wearing a costume.  Who knows?
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From: joyce@next09wor.wam.umd.edu (James Michael Joyce)
Subject: Re: TINY TOONS Upcoming Episodes! (GIF site update, TV Guide slight)
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 13:49:57 GMT

In article <1gu3vbINNi09@aludra.usc.edu> rjung@aludra.usc.edu (Robert  
A. Jung) writes:
> There's only a week left before Christmas, but that doesn't bother  
us!
> Welcome, dear readers, to another weekly showing of the TINY TOON  
ADVENTURES
> Upcoming Episodes Guide!
> 
> We'll try to keep it short and sweet, so you can all finish your  
XMas shopping
> in time to send everything by Federal Express before the 25th. Just  
sit back,
> and read what's new, what's old, what's borrowed, ...you know.
> 
> 
> 
> TINY TOONS fans may have been excited to see the toonsters on the  
cover of the
> December 19-25 issue of TV GUIDE. If you actually read the article,  
though,
> you may have been incensed. TTA is only mentioned _very_ briefly,  
and even
> then in an unflattering light:
> 
>                 "Characters in Fox's TINY TOON ADVENTURES and
>                 TOM AND JERRY KIDS overhaul animated creations
>                 that date back as many as 50 years."
> 
> If this gross misrepresentation gets your dander in an uproar,  
write in a
> letter and complain! Zap that envelope to:
> 
>                 Letters Department
>                 TV Guide
>                 Randor, PA  19088
>                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That's Radnor, Pa. Just so your friendly neighborhood post office  
don't get confused. :)
How do I know? I live ten minutes away. :)

> No anonymous letters, please. You're not afraid to show your  
support for the
> show, right? And speaking of letters...
> 

							Jim
From: synth@deepthought.unm.edu (Synth F. Oberheim)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: TTXMAS: shocking freeze-frame material!
Date: 12 Dec 92 00:37:44 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: SynthMedia Productions Ltd -- Now Appearing Nightly With DON HO


Okay, freeze-framers.  Go grab your tapes of IT'S A WONDERFUL TT XMAS and
tell me I'm not crazy.  Why?  Because there is a brief bit of *nudity* in
the first act!  Not only that, it's suggestive as all get-out.  It's not
frontal or anything R-rated, but it is definitely not meant to be seen
easily.  Either it was a mistake, like someone in the coloring dept goofed,
or our sly production staff decided to go out with a bang and sneak something
risque' past the censors.

Freeze the frame as a certain someone is "about to receive the boot".
You'll see that a certain piece of clothing isn't being worn quite right.
I'm not divulging anymore than that.  (Will, Sally -- back me up on this!)

(Actually, there were also a couple frames where they drew in the underside
of Cher's butt peeking out from behind her outfit, but that was only a minor
point. :-)

Flames regarding my morals and/or recent caffeine intake will be ignored.

I think I'll go lie down and have a nap.


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		-- Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong, when asked to explain
                   why SEINFELD is a funny show

  
 
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From: doogie@iastate.edu (Matt R Kelly)
Subject: Re: Intro to "Hit the Road Day"
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 22:15:37 GMT

In <92Dec16.235603.31363@acs.ucalgary.ca> gsbrande@acs.ucalgary.ca (Geoffrey Sean Brandenburg) writes:


>Here's the intro I thought up to "Hit the Road Day".  It's missing a
>closing line.  Any brilliant ideas??

>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

>FADE IN.

[Beginning of scene deleted]

>ON PLUCKY, who straightens his outfit and faces the camera.

>                                        PLUCKY
>                              Well, that's more like it.  Hiya,
>                              Toonsters, I'm Plucky D...

>The bus enters a very low tunnel.  The top of the tunnel is flush with the top 
>of the bus, so Plucky and the piano are SMASHED against the wall above the
>tunnel. 

>FOLLOW MANGLED PLUCKY as he falls to the PAVEMENT with the remants of the piano.
                                         PLUCKY
                                (weakly, from the wreckage)
                                 I think I broke my bill...

                                         ANNOUNCER
                                 Well, OF COURSE you did!

>A HEAD wearing a HELMET and having TWO FEET walks INTO FRAME.  It is clearly
>SUPER DAVE OSBOURNE.  

>??????  <Need a closing line>

SD turns to face the camera, with the wreckage of Plucky and the piano in the
background.

                                         SUPER DAVE
                                 Remember, kids, we're trained
                                 professionals.  Please don't 
                                 try this at home. 

>FADE OUT.


>-- 
>Sean Brandenburg         | Jafar.  Jafar.  He's our man.
>gsbrande@acs.ucalgary.ca | If he can't do it... GREAT!!! 

What do you think, sirs?

Doogie.                                   
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From: schwae@aix.rpi.edu (Eric A. Schwartz)
Subject: Re: TTA Xmas Special - Fifi
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 07:44:44 GMT

In article <1992Dec9.192338.3469@nic.csu.net> jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle ) writes:
>I for one was surprised that Fifi didn't have a bigger role in the TTA
>Christmas Special.

I was more disappointed than surprised.  I've gotten used to
Fifi not being in everything she should, but I still don't
like it.

At least she showed up.

E.S.
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
From: avatar@wings.micro.umn.edu (Timothy Fay)
Subject: Re: "Xmas Day" on Fox
Organization: University of Minnesota
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 23:10:23 GMT

Steven Seeger (dark1@netcom.com) wrote:
>I don't know about the animation thing. I have yet to see a cartoon
>with RoboTech like animation.

For which I think we can all be thankful...      1/2 :-)

--
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			-Percival MacLeach
From: pearlman@acs.bu.edu (Nomi Pearlman)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Re: A jewish pig... (was Christmas Special DYN and comment)
Date: 18 Dec 92 00:42:39 GMT
Organization: Boston University, Boston, MA, USA

In article <105182@bu.edu> pearlman@acs.bu.edu (Nomi Pearlman) writes:
>Happy Chanuka to all, and to all a good night!
>--Nomi Pearlman
>(who should be studying for finals rather than reading news, but Chaval)

My earlier posting appears to have been eaten by my news server, so this is 
a second attempt...
In thinking it over, it occurred to me that when we first see the menora
in Hamton's window, one cannot count the branches, but in the closing scenes,
there are obviously 4 candles plus the "shamash" on the one half of the menorah
that we can see (Thank goodness for freeze-frame capability).

--Nomi :-)



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From: avatar@wings.micro.umn.edu (Timothy Fay)
Subject: Loon Lake FLI
Organization: University of Minnesota
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 07:10:47 GMT

(Sorry if this is a repost, but it didn't seem to go through the first time)

There is an FLI (Autodesk Animator) file available that features a brief
segment from "Loon Lake."  To get it, ftp to wings.micro.umn.edu, cd to
/pub/graphics, and get the file loonlk1.zip.

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From: bodie@plains (Justin M. Bodie)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Re: Help me,please
Date: 16 Dec 92 04:27:33 GMT
Organization: North Dakota Higher Education Computing Network
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

9217088@ul.ie (Coyote) writes:
: 
:   One thing,only,but of what age frame are you people of?

I'm A 20 year old Electrical Engineering student who's a big fan of GOOD
cartoon animation.  As for what frame I'm in... I think it's something
like, I-should-be-studying-for-finals-but-instead-I'm-reading-news.

Hope this helps!

Justin :-)


............................................................................
      Justin M. Bodie        |Fan of: They Might Be Giants, Tiny Toon Adv.
Soph, Electrical Engineering |Yuk: Semesters, Green Peppers, Macaulay Culkin
  North Dakota State, Fargo  |Advice: Don't break an ankle!  
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
From: dark1@netcom.com (Steven Seeger)
Subject: One Last Episode...
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 07:00:13 GMT


I think that a Christmas special was a dull way to go. I mean, if they
have to stop making new episodes, they could have at least made a more
dignified way of it. For example, "The Toons Discover Nucular (spelled
right?) Missles. At least if you have to go, do it with a bang. (No
gross jokes on the bang word, please.)

-Steve
dark1@netcom.com
From: Eric.Troup@ofa123.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Tta fortune file part 2
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 12 Dec 92  12:12:10

In article <1g5l68INNa08@geraldo.cc.utexas.edu> and the article before
that, daveh@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Dave Huang) gave us a whole slew of
TTA quotes which I won't even think about reprinting here because of
their vast length, superb quality and overall greatness......and
because my computer messages can only be sooo long......but trust me
when I say that those quotes were the works of art that could someday
rival Twain, Hemingway or...[WHAM!!]

Sorry.

Anyway, all I wanted to say was thanks for posting them.  I've added
more to my Toons tagline file from those messages than I had in
several months.  Thanks a lot.


... "It's a toon thing." - Babs Bunny
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From: schwae@barh111.its.rpi.edu (Eric A. Schwartz)
Subject: Re: Stuffed Babsie
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 01:57:38 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.225751.10354@sinkhole.unf.edu> kmeyer@unf6.unf.edu (Karl F. Meyers) writes:
>Heck with getting a stuffed Babsie.  I want the *REAL THING!*  :)
>
>(I've been known to say that my idea of the perfect woman has Jessica
>Rabbit's body and Babs's personality, but I won't say that now.  What?
>I just did?  Ah, OK.  :)
>
Personally, I'd say it would be a woman with Fifi's body and Fifi's
personality.  *drool*  

What's wrong with Babs's body, BTW?  She probably gives great ear!  Try
getting that from Jessica.  >-)  The fur just adds texture.  And if
you trust Dr. Roger on it, the buck teeth are nice, too.

E.S.
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
From: dark1@netcom.com (Steven Seeger)
Subject: A Twisted Theme Song
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 06:09:28 GMT

This is a version of the TTA theme song about my friend Eric Lewis.
He's incredibly fat and has a big chest. If this will offend you,
then, hell, type q or sumptin'. So tell me what you think. (Any
comments appreciated.)
 
<cracking knuckles>
 
Flabby Tit Adventures:
 
We're witty, were gritty;
'Cause we are Eric's titties;
And in this comittee;
We'll never loose some weight;
We're fa-at dispensors;
Because we like to eat the censors;
On Flabby Tit Adventures you can watch us flatuate. (Means fart)
So here's Eric Lewis he's a whole wide world apart;
Our home sweet home it stands alone a fat boy's work of art;
Inflated, deflated;
'Cause we are rubber plated;
'Cause Flabby Tit Adventures is about to fart;
They're furry and scary;
Because Eric's tits are harry;
They make you commit hari kari;
And when they hit you it's a pain;
He's got wet stuff, and nipples;
And lot's of titty pimples;
And if you look at them long enough it will drive you insane;
A-at Eric's tit-aversity we earn our tit degree;
Where Eric's tits can shake the ground;
More than you or me;
We're witty, we're gritty;
'Cause we are Eric's titties;
It's Flabby Tit Adventures come and join the fun;
...
And now our song is done!
 
--
 
This song is in no way any insult or critcism to overweight people, or
is it meant personally to Eric. In fact, he's one of my best friends.
This is rather old. (About 2 months... hehe)
 
Flabby Tit Adventures
Lyrics Copyright (c) 1992-3 by Steve D Seeger
Tune Copyright (c) by some bum who couldn't find a better job! :)
-- 


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dark1@netcom.com        /Remember what Smokey says: Just piss on it!      /
Darkwing@waffle.sns.com/Will I end up with a Mac II CI or a Mac II VX??? /
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From: dguichar@cipres.cec.uchile.cl (As Corazon Noble)
Subject: an announcement
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 18:17:30 GMT
Organization: Centro de Computacion (CEC), Universidad de Chile
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]


Hiya, tiny-toon's fans... i DO really like tiny-toon, so i've coded an area
about them at Fantasia MUSE (telnet address: 128.95.10.119 4021). Search for
Buster... if i'm not on, leave me +mail
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From: rabbit@Buster.Michigan.COM (Dr. Roger Rabbit)
Subject: Re: One Last Episode...
Organization: CTCS System #2
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 92 09:02:54 GMT

In article <1992Dec20.070013.22130@netcom.com> dark1@netcom.com (Steven Seeger) writes:
^^
^^I think that a Christmas special was a dull way to go. I mean, if they
^^have to stop making new episodes, they could have at least made a more
^^dignified way of it. For example, "The Toons Discover Nucular (spelled
^^right?) Missles. At least if you have to go, do it with a bang. (No
^^gross jokes on the bang word, please.)
^^

Oh, come on now, you cannot expect me to pass this one up, especially
since you BROUGHT IT TO MY ATTENTION with that last sentence!!

Yes, a bang would be nice. Howabout an orgy when they all figure 
out that they will die soon of radiation.
 
Babs and Buster, of course, 
and then Fifi and Hamton. Hammy's corkscrew shape will really tantalize
Fifi's innnards.

Merry Christmas,
Your Pal Roger.
-- 
>>> BAN: Nuclear Power, US Intervention in The Gulf, Toxic Waste,
>>> rdc, carasso, Trash Incinerators, Nuclear Weapons, Poverty, KiBoIsM
>>> Racism, Kent Paul Dolan, Specieism, etc... Write: Rabbits for a Better 
>>> Hutch, Roscommon, MI 48653 E-MAIL: rabbit@Buster.Michigan.COM
From: doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug Hewko) 
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: auuuugghhhh!!!!!
Date: 12 Dec 92 13:05:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: SYNAPSE BBS - GATINEAU, QUEBEC - 819-561-4321
Reply-To: doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug Hewko) 

From: doug.hewko@synapse.org

At first I thought that it would be on closer to Christmas, but now I 
am not so sure.  The TTA Christmas special was not shown (to my 
knowledge as I was watching the TV guide) in Ottawa, and I now doubt 
it ever would be. Hopefully this is an error, but a few weeks ago, TTA 
was on for an hour every Sunday morning. Then it was down to half an 
hour.  Now, it will not be shown this Sunday. Yes, in Ottawa, we only 
got TTA for 30 minutes one day a week.  (Hence it is hard to be a big 
fanatic..)  Oh well, maybe it will be on next week... <sigh>

Someone mentioned they had 72 episodes taped. I am wondering how it 
was obtained so maybe (after I get a job), I could also have a 
complete library.  Well, at least there is "Married...with Children", 
"Quantum Leap", "Seinfeld", and "Star Trek: The Next Generation"... <g>

               Doug
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From: schwae@rs6006.ecs.rpi.edu (Eric A. Schwartz)
Subject: Re: A jewish pig... (was Christmas Special DYN and comment)
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 21:58:58 GMT

In article <BzACvC.KC4@iat.holonet.net> dattier@orac.holonet.net (DWT) writes:
>In article <dhc2p-f@rpi.edu> schwae@barh1a.its.rpi.edu (Eric A. Schwartz)
>theorizes:
>
>>Fifi:  ...  Or maybe
>>she's Jewish.  (Why Jewish?  She's got a gorgeous Fur Coat! :-)
>
>If she is, that would explain why she and Hamton, despite being of such
>divergent species (certainly farther apart than Plucky and Shirley) paired
>off in "Prom-Ise Her Anything" and "The Horror of Slumber Party Mountain."
>
I think it is more likely because neither of them can get a date
with anyone else.  I don't see it as being a particularly good match
because Fifi lives in a junkyard, whereas you could probably fabricate
silicon chips in Hamton's bathroom.  

Besides, I think it is most likely that Fifi is just a wayward Catholic
girl.
A man sees his priest on the street one day.
"Good day Father."
"Hello, my son.  I'm taking up a collection for wayward girls."
"Cool, how much do you want for a couple of your most wayward ones
this Saturday night?!?"

E.S.