From: dias@milton.u.washington.edu (Vivian Dias)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: SB - Friday Update
Date: 31 Aug 92 03:09:53 GMT
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle


  
  Friday August 27 Update
 
  Julia is standing on her head with a thermometer stuck in her mouth
  so that her egg will stick to the wall of her fallopian tube.
  Mason informs her that according to the book it only works when she's
  ovulating and ask if she is ovulating. She's left her kit on the
  dining room table she informs Mason and Mason is totally shocked
  that Julia would leave her ovulation kit on his father's dining room
  table but does go check the color for her.  Blue, he yells, very, very
  blue, It's now or never says Julia still standing on her head, Take me
  now.  Now, questions Mason, informing Julia that's he not that flexible.
  He gets her right side up and Julia asks if he's satisfied, now her eggs
  are upside down or downside up in any case they are not where they're 
  supposed to be.  Trying to make the best of the situation Julia marches
  into the living room, throws herself on the couch and tells Mason to 
  give it his best shot.  Mason is shocked.  Easy for her, he replies,
  all you have to do is lie there.  Mason complains that he's not just
  a sex machine and asks Julia for a little inspiration.  Realizing that
  she's not been very romantic, Julia thinks for a moment then gazes at
  Mason and says I want you my big stallion.  This succeeds in cracking
  both of them up and they start laughing hysterically.

  Ted is in the hospital fighting with his doctor when CC shows up.  The
  doctor says that Ted is a trifle incoherent.  CC and the doctor think
  the woman Ted says he has to find is Katrina who is also in the hospital
  doing fine.

  Jodie is at the cop shop with Agent McCabe asks where he can find Reese.
  Jodie blows him off with her sarcasm.  McCabe informs Jodie that they've
  found Sawyer, he was arrested ten minutes ago.
  Kelly comes in and goes over to Cruz who is very preoccupied.  She offers
  him dinner and he says he has to work.  They argue about Cruz being upset
  thinking that BJ may have killed Frank.

  Ted tries to convince CC that Angela was in the car with he and Katrina
  and begins an amusing account of what happened the previous night
  including being in jail with Warren or rather a living room with bars
  and swerving to miss an elephant in the desert.

  Cruz and Kelly argue over the lack of evidence against BJ.  Kelly tries
  to explain that Sawyer taking the fall for BJ isn't right or fair either.
  Kelly tells Cruz he has to be honest with himself.  Jodie busts in on
  their conversation and says they've arrested Sawyer.  McCabe shows her
  the picture he just got and it's not Sawyer.  Jodie continues to be
  bitter that they system is perscuting her son.

  Sawyer makes luncheon arrangesments with his friend "Reg" in Philly.
  Aurora really wants to call her father and Sawyer finally gives in.

  McCabe says that the pickpocket they picked up told them that Sawyer
  and his friend were headed for St. Louis.  Jodie opens her mouth and
  says that "she", McCabe nails her and says he didn't say it was a she,
  but that Jodie's right and that he, McCabe, bets he knows who it is.
  Jodie gets on the phone to Micah and says she needs to talk to him.
  Seeing how worried Jodie is about Sawyer Kelly once more tries to
  convince Cruz that he has to do something about his suspicions. 
 
  Julia wants to know why she can't get pregnant and suggests seeing a
  fertility doctor.  Mason doesn't want to go but Julia already has the
  name of a doctor who turns out to be a golf-playing buddy of CC's.
  Mason says if Julia wants to see him fine but he's not going.  Julia
  wants to know why he thinks the problem is with her???

  Micah is playing the piano when Aurora calls.  She apologizes for
  running away but she wanted to let him know that she's okay.  He
  wants to know where she is and Jodie walks in and Aurora hangs up.

  Mason finally gives in and lets Julia call the doctor only to discover
  that Dr. Zeman isn't available until November.  She takes the appt. but
  is discouraged.  Julia is worried about her biological clock which is
  ticking so loudly it's keeping her awake at night.  You have no reason
  to be worred about that, child bride of mine, responds a very gallant
  Mason.  But she is worried and Mason says that if she's that bothered
  about it let a potent, virile man handle it.  He calls back the Dr.'s
  office and drops CC's name and get them an appointment for that
  afternoon.

  No wonder Sawyer's running away from the law, his mother is a crazy
  woman is Micah's response to Jodie's yelling at him for asking Aurora
  where she is.  Jodie very carefully explains to Micah that his phone
  is tapped and that the police could find Sawyer through Aurora.  Micah
  still believes that Sawyer should come back and stand trial but Jodie
  questions how much faith he would have in the system if it were his
  child that was sitting in jail facing a trial.

  Cruz has gone back to the motel room where Frank took BJ in the desert.
  He's looking for anything that might tell him who killed Frank.  The
  SB police as well as McCabe have already gone over the room with a
  fine tooth comb but he keeps hoping.  Kelly shows up and almost gets
  shot by Cruz he's so jumpy.  Cruz confides in Kelly that he's so 
  confused that he's always prided himself on his honesty and now he
  just doesn't know...So Kelly asks what he's looking for her and he
  says he's trying to figure out if BJ had time to get out to the mesa
  and shoot Frank and get back before Warren came looking for her.  Kelly
  volunteers to take the time test for him and they're off.  they get 
  back to the motel room and Cruz realizes that there was time for BJ to
  get out there and back.

  Katrina confirms Ted's story about Angela and the jail with curtains
  but since she was sleeping in the back seat she didn't know anythingabout
  an elephant.  The Dr. comes in and says that Ted was right an elephant
  escaped from a small circus and Ted probably did swerve to miss it.
  CC realizes that Ted was telling the truth about Angela too and rushes
  back to Ted's room to let him know that he'll go looking for Angela
  but Ted is gone.

  Sawyer and Aurora are in front of the now-famous Rocky steps and Sawyer
  is all excited.  He starts running up the stairs as the Rocky theme
  plays in the background.  Aurora goes after him and they kiss with
  the Philadelphia skyline in the background.

  Julia and Mason are at the Dr.s and Mason is eyeing a plastic cup
  suspiciously.  Why start with me he questions the Dr.?  Because
  sperm count is the easiest to eliminate replies the Doc and tells
  Mason to go into the room where he will find reading material and
  video tapes.  Can't I do this at home? No, the sperm must be fresh.
  Mason looks crestfallen.  We'd better get started says Julia.  Easy
  for you to say, fill 'er up Mason, I'm not a sex machine says Mason.
  Julia finally lures him into the little room only to come storming
  out of the room saying they're going home.  Mason walks out of the  room
  with a smile on his face while gazing at what one assumes is a centerfold.

  Sawyer and Aurora meet up with Reg for lunch.  Sawyer admits they want
  to hit him up for money and Reg confesses that he's just as broke as
  they are.

  Micah is at the cop shop talking to McCabe.  McCabe admits that they
  think Aurora is running with Sawyer.  McCabe refuses to admit that
  Micah's phone is tapped.  Micah asks if Aurora will be facing criminal
  charges and McCabe says not if she turns in Sawyer.  McCabe leaves the
  room and Micah turns to Jodie and asks what they can do to help their
  kids.  We can find whoever it is who did kill Frank Goodman responds
  Jodie.

  Mason is till gazing at the centerfold when Julia launches into a
  feminist diatribe against exploitation of women.  Julia doesn't
  understand how Mason can look at a total stanger and fill up his
  little plastic cup.  You don't even know her name complains Julia.
  Yes I do, it's Candy Sampler says a transfixed Mason. I don't want
  you sampling any of her candy.  Here's my bottom line you fill this
  beaker and we're through, Julia says.  Mason complains that he needs
  to do something to get a sample for the doctor.  Julia asks him if
  he knows Sexy Sal, yes he replies, humm it she commands and leaps up
  onto the desk and begins a striptease.

  Aurora has found a job in the paper handing out fliers and convinces
  Sawyer they should try to get it.

  Back at the cop shop Jodie and Micah are still talking while McCabe
  gets a phone call from Reg asking if there's a reward for Sawyer
  Walker.

  Cruz and Kelly are at the motel room and Cruz is still fighting the
  fact that BJ had time to kill Frank.  Why would she let Sawyer take
  the blame, she wouldn't do that.  The only thing you need to think
  about, says Kelly, is what you're going to do.

  Preview:
  Cruz - God help BJ it seems obvious that she killed Frank but you'd
         never know it from the way she's acting.  is that because
         she didn't do it or more likely it was such a horrific
         experience that my darling daughter can't remember it.
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