HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: love........
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 08:30:44 GMT

In article <sprooney.714166580@unix1.tcd.ie>
sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
 
>
>
>>>>|> >>>>>>>>>>Chris aka Travel to exciting and exotic boardrooms. . .well, that's what
>>>>|> >>>>the
>>>>|> >>>>>>>>>>recruiting poster said. . .
>>>>|> >>>>>>>>>>Sal aka Are you sure you don't want to be a lion tamer?
>>>>|> >>>>>>>>>>        They're kind of cute, they look like this: [picture of lion]
>>>>|> >>>>>>>>>Um... sal? About that picture of the Lion with the long tongue
>>>>|> >>>>>>>>>that's eating those little ants?
>>>>|> >>>>>>>>>There's a large anteater behind you.
>>>>|> >>>>>>>>Chris aka Are there any large ants we could feed it?
>>>>|> >>>>>>>Sionm... Well we might be OK... it just got one of the officer's
>>>>|> >>>>>>>legs.
>>>>|> >>>>>>Chris aka Wot?!?! One of the officers is a LARGE ANT?!?!?!?!?
>>>>|> >>>>>Nope... he was a smallish uncle.
>>>>|> >>>>Chris aka Is there a such thing as an Uncle-eater? (besides an aunt)
>>>>|> >>>>Sal aka Of course there is! an Uncleater is a little known genus in
>>>>|> >>>>    the Lawnmowerus species. It chews up retired old men, with a
>>>>|> >>>>    particular taste for uncles and recently divorced falafels!
>>>>|> >>>I wonder what their habitat is like. . . .
>>>>|> >>>Chris aka Lawn Boy.
>>>>|> >>Sal aka Their natural habitat is the rainforests of latin america,
>>>>|> >>    but because they were all cut down, they were forced to migrate.
>>>>|> >>    They used to feed on various forms of uncs, and upon reaching
>>>>|> >>    America, found what we call "uncles" and chowed down. The falafel
>>>>|> >>    habit is unexplainable. Its not funny, its true.
>>>>|> >Meetch aka I've 'eard that people are locking them in garden sheds...
>>>>|> >>P.S. Where's everybody else? You know that your class participation
>>>>|> >>     grade goes down when only Chris and Sal answer!
>>>
>>>Here I am, Sir. Sorry 'bout that, but my zipper got caught in the drainpipe,
>>>you see, and...
>>>
>>>>|> >P.P.S. Do I get brownie points for this ?
>>>>|> Chris aka I think that I'd rather have the garden shed.
>>>>
>>>>AKA Michael. I think that I'd rather have the brownie
>>>Ratboy aka I think I would rather have my name back ;-)
>>Chris aka your name is Garden Shed?  Well, glad to meet you, Gard.
>iODnms. No. It's NOT garden shed. It's just that a while ago, he was
>  ^      thinking of getting one, and the name's stuck ever since.
>  D???
Chris aka And are you still intending to purchace this second shed?
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re:    aka
Date: 17 Aug 92 21:50:11 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <1992Aug17.153546.8616@ulowell.ulowell.edu> 
	lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) did say :

->
->In article <92226.133236MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>, <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
->|> I don't really know where aka comes from. I've only been here for five weeks
->|> (listening for the first two), and it's been here as long as I have. I think
->|> one of the l(L)isa's would know, but I don't know where anyone is.
->
->Alas, I don't know where they started, either.  I just started here a month or
->two ago, and it was a tradition when I arrived.
->
->|> -- Sal "Saviour of Breakfast" Desiano
->-- lisa aka I'm I'll have Spam, eggs, and sausage, then...
Pag aka and spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and beans as long as the
        the beans aint for the vikings..
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: toast..err.. TEST
From: djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 17 Aug 92 12:13:01
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jos@and.nl's message of 17 Aug 92 08:34:18 GMTLines: 22

In article <3239@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
.In article <DJOHNSON.92Aug16142128@gutenberg.gac.edu> djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
.|
.|This is a test to see what the result will be.
.|
.|Dan aka Gettin' a might bit sick of havin' all o' my posts rejected.
.|(grumble grumble)

.Ooooouuuhh! Dannyboy! You're back! Finally! Yes! Yes! We can hear you!
.You're comin' thru loud an' clear! Oooh, Dannypoo I've missed you so
.much! No one has missed you so much as I did! Well ... maybe Michael
.did ... or Eccles, or maybe Jester. Yes, I think Jester missed you
.more than I did. And ...[Ll]isa and Chris and  ... Yeah, I think
.everbody missed you more than I did <thud> ...

Golly, Jos [sniff].  I [sniff] didn't know you [sniff] cared.  [sniff]
[snorff]  It makes me so [sniffle] proud to [sniff] have a friend
[sniff] [snaff] [snoff] like [sniff] [snerff] [snyff] [snyrff] [smurf]
[sniff] [sniffy-doo] [sniff] [snf] [sniff] you. [SOB]

.Jos aka Who, by Jove, is this silly man?
Dan aka Herbert Hoover?  Jeeze, Jos, how'm I sposed to know?
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: A new Thread
Date: 14 Aug 92 19:25:35 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <BszAv3.4Hx@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH) writes:
|> In article <56789@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes...
|> 
|> >Jester aka conceited ego..the size of a planet....
|> Tia aka egomanic.....the size of the Milky Way (I want to rule e'erything!)
Michael aka I think you mean "chocomanic - you want to rule the choccy bars"
  
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Jamesa Willer)
Subject: A bet!
Reply-To: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 16:01:33 GMT

You lose.

maJes qpq Due to the current econimic 'recession', I'm afraid we're
	going to have to sack one of our Pantomime wHorses ...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: gak@wrs.com (Richard Stueven)
Subject: Re: Wibble, for beginners
Reply-To: gak@wrs.com
Organization: Wind River Systems, Inc.
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 15:47:32 GMT

In article 89725@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au, che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au () writes:
>In article <1992Aug11.155514.16686@aber.ac.uk>, ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony) writes:
>> aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) scribbled : 
>> 
>> => Well it is time for another silly thread so I will start it off with the
>> =>words "Llama".
>> Wrong ... we'll start it with 'Albatross'
>Wrong again.... "BEANS"

I'm sorry, I'll read that again:  "Number 27.  The Larch."

>> =>Pag aka threads starting is me..
>> =>
>> =>ps. well I could not put threads r us cuz some1 already said that one..
>> Simon aka time to introduce some REAL silliness ....
>Dave aka <you can't see this but I'm doing the silly walk>

Richard aka Tits Winkle & Vibraphone (Solicitors)



---
gak
107/H/3&4

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: TRIVIA QUIZ: a warmup, part 4398579843598435349
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 13:08:56 GMT

In article <3231@dozo.and.nl>
jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
 
>
>In article <BszDC2.2no@wrs.com> gak@wrs.com writes:
>|In article 29043@abekrd.co.uk, graeme@abekrd.co.uk (Graeme Griffiths) writes:
>|>In <BsuAFw.29n@wrs.com> gak@wrs.com (Richard Stueven) writes:
>|>
>|>>Rill - North Wales.
>|>
>|>      Close, its actually Rhyll but thats the Welsh for you.  8->
>|
>|Euy nyver sydd Euy cwldd spyll.
>
>Ah, well, yes ... erm ... quite! Now, could some kind soul please
>pass me that chopping knife overthere? No, no ... that big one,
>next to my pet jelly fish. Now, ok then ... bend over while I spank
>you with my smelly hanky and chop me head off ... *smash* ... <thud>
>
>Jos aka I taste better when I'm decapitated!
Chris aka don't we all?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: What the what!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 02:10:00 GMT

>>>>>>>Are you all crazy on here????!!!!
>>>>>>No, I'm a village idiot. My family's been in the idiot business for nigh on
>>>>>>400 yars...
>>>>>But these new idiots aren't like in the old days. I suppose you have
>>>>>a diploma.
>>>>Yea. Got my kick in the head too. But the bastards scoffed out on the 
>>>>handfull of mud! Something about budget cuts...I did get a bite on the bum,
>>>>though.
>>>Oooh. You're lucky. When I were young, we had to GIVE someone a bite
>>>on the bum!
>>Pull the other one!
>Yeah. We had to do that too!

You're fooling yourself!

>>>>>>>Titan
>>>>>>Ratboy aka Burn him! He's got no AKA!
>>>>>MSNio aka either do I... <shit>
>>>>Ratboy aka either or neither nor I before E except after C drop the E and
>>>>  add an ES damn I hate english
>>>IOSnm... there. Lost the damn thing.
>>Oh. Here it is.
>No... keep it away from me... it's such a bloody noing!

Oh! It's just a harmles little mhyrr...I mean myhrr...myrhr...hmyrr...where
the hell does the 'h' go anyway? And does it go? OUCH! The damn thing bit me!

>>>>>>>PS: I'd like the Holy Grail script too.  Pretty please!
>>>>>>PSS: Whatcha gimme for it? (winky winky)
>>>>>PiSS: How many eyes you got there Ratboy? Two... ooooh. Eyes burn,
>>>>>      ratboy.
>>>>PiSSS: Do you see any I's in Ratboy? I don't, but then I don't have any
>>>>       eyes, do I? Someone lead me to the lavvy?
>>>3.1415927's : I's in Ratboy? <poke> <poke> <squish> <squish>. Nope.
>>E=MC^2:  Oh great! Now look at what you did! Got Ratboy all over your hands!
>>         You ever heard of using a mallet? 
>1+1=2 : A MALLET? Wotever happened to a nice little chainsaw? You
>don't have to go straight for the mallet now, do you boy?
c^2=a^2+b^2 : Of course I do! How else am I gonna get that blasted barnacle
off me bum. Knew I shouldn't have fallen asleep in that innertube. Could-a
been worse though...ever tried removing a blue whale from yer bum? It ain't
easy, I tell ya! 

>>>Aka aka I'm a lost li'll aka. Can anyone help me find my SOin?m?
>>>    I'm weally scarded, and I'm aaaaall losted too! Waaaah. i want
>>>    my snio.m.. *:(((((
> 
>>{BANG!!} There. That should do it. Put it out of it's misery, I say. Silly
>>   bunt.
> 
>>Ratboy aka Arright! Who's next, ay?
>Um... You.

Right! {BANG!!} ARGGGHH! {thud} That should do it. Uhhhhhhhh...

>Erm... Did I sign this?
>No. Right.. u....opsinm -p1:ew
>:wq
>It's not working!

Of course not! You still haven't found where to put the 'H'...

Ratboy the Deceased
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: love........
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 92 04:06:43 GMT

djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) drones:

>.>|> |> Chris aka I think that I'd rather have the garden shed.
>.>|> AKA Michael. I think that I'd rather have the brownie
>.>I think I'd still rather eat Johnson, sir...
>.How about if I change MY name today... I COULD be Johnson!
>Nooo!!!  We have no need of that, I'm enough to go around.  Really,
>I'm a muscular version of Arnold Shchwvarrtzenaeggear.  More than
>enough for everyone.  

No good.  Noo good, sorry.  That means you'd be too tough and you'd break
my teeth.  That is, unless.... where's my tenderiser ?

>.>--lisa aka still no sign of land...
>.OISn... well we've got to occupy ourselves somehow.
>.m
>Dan aka should I put an apple in my mouth?
Meetch aka I'd rather listen to your unmuffled screams.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Maniacs... (was RE: What?!?)
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 22:10:00 GMT

>>Sheesh! I'm gone 4 days and you guys post 135 new articles! Maniacs...
>>
>>Michael aka I can top *that*...you just wait!
>Chris aka Another aka infected with Jester's Syndrome. . .
Ratboy aka Michael the First aka You ain't seen nothing yet aka Watch out
  for that watermelon rind!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: Wibble, for beginners
Originator: lmasterm@bigmax.ulowell.edu
Keywords: Wibble, F'tang, Eky.
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 12:55:07 GMT


In article <sprooney.714080833@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Roone
y) writes:

|> >-- lisa aka a french major, not a spanish major, so don't kill me if I
|> >    misspelled anything
|> iOSnm... Les Llama sont plus grand que les francais.

la plupart des francais, au moins.

--lisa aka une femme sans un homme est comme un poisson sans un velo


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: gak@wrs.com (Richard Stueven)
Subject: Re: TRIVIA QUIZ: a warmup, part I
Reply-To: gak@wrs.com
Organization: Wind River Systems, Inc.
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 15:50:25 GMT

In article 29043@abekrd.co.uk, graeme@abekrd.co.uk (Graeme Griffiths) writes:
>In <BsuAFw.29n@wrs.com> gak@wrs.com (Richard Stueven) writes:
>
>>Rill - North Wales.
>
>	Close, its actually Rhyll but thats the Welsh for you.  8->

Euy nyver sydd Euy cwldd spyll.

---
gak
107/H/3&4
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cats in Holy Grail
Date: 18 Aug 92 19:43:04 GMT
Organization: Wicked Wanda's Whip Cellar, Dublin


>At the risk of being 'aka'd to death, I have a question for the Monty Python
>scholars deeply involved in silly conversations (or is that endings?) on
>this newsgroup.
Well I left my uzi at home, so I'm stuck with you.

>A friend of mine and I noticed that in almost every scene of Holy Grail there
>is a cat involved in some capacity.  As I recall (this observation is several
>years old), the cat was usually being tortured.  One scene that stands out is
>when one of the characters is crying "Bring out your dead" -- or is that "BRING
>OUT YOUR DEAD" -- there is a women dusting a cat by hitting it agains the
>wall of her house.  In the background, if you listen closely, you can hear
>the cat yowl each time she swings it.  I can't remember any of the other
>scenes where cats are involved (if there are any) and looking at the copy of
>the script so dutifully transcripted by Andrew Mansfield, I find no mention
>of this blatent cat beating.

Um.. A couple of mistakes: You said that 'i almost every scene...' I
think there are 3 scenes with those nice bits in them. Also, you
said you can hear the cat yowl with each bang... you missed the nice
bit. It goes yowl about 3 times, and doesn't the last time, so the
woman goes back inside with it.
Anyway, The only othre scene where I can remember a cat-torturing
bit is where Arthur and Bedevere are asking about a shrubbery. I
think there might be one in the witch scene, but i can't think
where, coz there's not enuff space between the 'pie jesu domine
<thunk>', and the crowd.
i'm sure there's a small one somewhere, but Where?

I think that the reason it's not mentioned in the script is that
it can't have all the small jokes. I was going to do that with my
LoB Skrypt, but I could never have fat them all in.

>Brett aka "on second thought, let's not go to Camelot - 'tis a silly place."
SIonm... 
 YOWL. That's the sound a golf club makes when you hit it with a
 cat.
    --Merlin Hughes / OISnm... can't remember who.
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: You're not even a proper woman !
Date: 21 Aug 92 08:57:52 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <1992Aug20.125421.27338@ulowell.ulowell.edu>, lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:
|> 
|> In article <16846CA40.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
|> 
|> |> >Can I just say here this is the first time I've been on television??
|> |> >
|> |> >--lisa aka I bet you guys thought I was gone
|> |> Chris aka No, we always thought you were lisa, but where have you been?
|> |> Jos was so worried, that he threw himself out of a window on the last post!
|> 
|> They actually started giving me something to DO at work; now I'm struggling 
|> to keep the number of unread messages below 100!!

work? hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bring me the comfy chair... hurry
hurry HURRY you damned Inquistitors....anything but work


|> --lisa aka (looking out the window) oh dear, what a mess
Michael aka Yes, the world out there is a bit screwed up aint it..
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 13:16:12 GMT

In article <1992Aug11.184053.28592@morgan.ucs.mun.ca>
hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) writes:
 
>
>In article <92224.104725MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>, <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
>|> |> Chris aka What's a "supper?"
>|>
>|>         Craig Spam aka what is the fucking shit with all this aka stuff anyway
>|>         Bruce?  aka Does anyone really care?  aka Don't people, even silly
>|>         people get tired of seeing the 1e+6th aka in a frigging post?
>|>
>|> Hi Craig. For chrissake, lighten up (or, I guess, craigsake). I personally
>|> don't have anything to say or comment about MP right now. However, I do
>|> like conversation in a room where my only friends are my books and computers.
>|> So, this is a good place. Besides, the people are nice and the beer isn't
>|> that bad, so why not? If it offends you so much, start a new thread! Do
>|> _you_ have anything to say? Your last few posts (aside from the _good_ thread
>|> about drinking buddies) have been complaints. If my grandmother were alive,
>|> she would enjoy mimicking your wining
>
>
>
>        It's :  'whining'   : )
>
>
>
>|> .-). If I think of anything, I'll post
>|> it. Give us a hand. Post something. Just don't complain. I hate complainers.
>|> I hate people who hate things.
>
>        This is a silly contradiction  =: o
>
>
>|>
>|> -- Sal "Not again..." Desiano
>|>
>|> "There are two types of people in this world. Those who divide people
>|> into two types of people, and those who don't."
>|>
>|> You can find me at your neighborhood grocery store in
>|>   the breakfast foods aisle, or by sending bits, bytes and
>|>     burps to: MDSQC@CUNYVM.CUNY.EDU, or by yodeling words, songs
>|>       and, yes, burps to Work:1(718)260-3349 or School:1(212)339-????
>|>         or Home:1(718)859-7012, with a machine on the first two.
>|>
>|>             The Saviour of Breakfast, Away!
>
>
>
>        Will think of thread.
>
>        Spam
Chris aka Will sink of tread
          Fill wink of sread
          Kill fink of wread
          etc., etc., etc.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Hey! That's MY name!!!
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 02:25:21 GMT

In article <17AUG199219385320@zeus.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
 
>
>Right! Not only are there 135 new posts..but someone got my name!!!
>For a long long time...a few months actually..I was the only Michael who
>posted regularly...now look at the lot of you..there's another! What am I to do?
>Ideas? I could post as Ratboy...afterall it *is* in my name at the beginning...
>Or post as Michael I and have the other as Michael II...
>
>*sigh* I guess Ratboy it is...I am known as that in some circles...
 
But why bother with so many letters?  You could always do what the (L)lisas
do, and just use a small 'm'.  Of course, that might piss them off , so ask
them first. . .but don't let me stop you from doing whatever you want.
 
Chris aka The only Chris for yards around........
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Testes (sounds a bit R*U*D*E to me...)
From: djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 17 Aug 92 11:56:22
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jos@and.nl's message of 16 Aug 92 12:33:45 GMTLines: 48

In article <3235@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
.In article <5751@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> Dorothy writes:
.|In article <1684283B5.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
.||> In article <sprooney.713633179@unix1.tcd.ie>
.||> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
.||>  
.||> >
.||> >>>Testes, testes, one. Two. Three.
.||> >>>Three?!?
.||> >>>
.||> >>>SOInm.
.||> >
.||> >>Wow! with equipment like that it must simply be *magic* bein' married to
.||> >>you!  That is. . .  if I was a woman (which I'm almost sure that I'm not, but
.||> >>I could be wrong, but on the other hand. . . <SLAP!> thank you.)
.||> >Well. I suppose I could put you on the list... just pick a number,
.||> >and sit down over there. (That's it... far side of the room, so I
.||> >can't see you any more. Good boy. (BOY?!?)
.||> >>
.||> >>Chris aka EEEEEEEEEEEK!
.||> >ioSnm kaa OOK!
.||> Chris aka Call me Dr. Frank N. Furter. . .
.|Michael NOT aka 010 574 2828....
.|.....  ring ring
.|......ring ring
.|...... "Hello, Dr F'N Farter's office...."
.|.......Chris - I've called him/her, now what?.......

.Quick! Say something to him, you twit! Don't make a fool out of us all!
.Say something! (shove, push, pushing Michael aside ...) Gimme that phone!

.Hello? Dr. Fancy Farter? Hello? Can you hear me? Yes! Yes! It's me!
.Jos! d'ya remember me? ... Hello? <beeb>  <beeb>  <beeb>  <beeb> ...

Give it up, Jos.  The darling doctor just doesn't *care* for you
anymore... I know its quite a jolt, but you have to be rati- Jos!  Get
down out of that window this instant!  Jesus, do you know what your
doing?  You could fall!  Cripes, Jos, you have to think this through.
Is this really what you wan..Joooooosss! [splat sound in the distance]

.Now, look what you've done! He hung up! You've frightened him! You
.simply scared 'im off! Now, call that man again and apologize! 

Mee?!?  Surely you're joking!  It's..Jester's fault!

.Jos aka What does a telephone taste like?

Dan aka Like a prosthetic limb; all plasticy and hard.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Jamesa Willer)
Subject: A bet!
Reply-To: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 16:06:07 GMT

You lose.

maJes qpq Due to the current economic downturn, I'm afraid we're going
	to have to sack one of our Pantomime wHorses ...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM 
Subject: Re: Testes
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 13:19:01 GMT


mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
> >> Testes, testes, one. Two. Three.
> >> Three?!?
> >> SOInm.
> > 
> >At least you never got to five.
> 
> Five is right out!
> 
> >PKT aka I can't think of a good aka. (many would agree)
> Ratboy aka can't think of a good reply in this follow-up. (as you now know)
PKT aka I'll give you a B for effort (although there is no B in effort)...
	beffort? ebffort? effbort?
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Thursday, 13 Aug 1992 09:48:33 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject:    Happy trails to me...

Hey guys! Listen. I'm leaving for vacation for two weeks. I haven't convinced
the college I'm working at to come with me, so I guess I'll be net-less
(as opposed to wit-less, my usual state). I'm not actually leaving now, but
I will be sometime today, and I don't think I'll get another post off.
So have a great two weeks, and e-mail me for my address if you live in
the New York area, and want an easy target to rob a house. The code for
my alarm is under the door mat, and the key is on the ledge next to the
flower pot.

-- Sal "To each his own, and to all a good night." Desiano

You can find me at your neighborhood grocery store in
  the breakfast foods aisle, or by sending bits, bytes and
    burps to: MDSQC@CUNYVM.CUNY.EDU, or by yodeling words, songs
      and, yes, burps to Work:1(718)260-3349 or School:1(212)339-????
        or Home:1(718)???-????, with a machine on the first two.

            The Saviour of Breakfast, Away! (for vacation)

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python