From: jc@optimla.aimla.com (John VanHoozer)
Subject: Re: D&D Characters wanted
Keywords: AD&D, and, characters, wanted
Reply-To: jc@optimla.aimla.com (John VanHoozer)
Organization: OptImage Interactive Services Co., L.P.
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 20:31:01 GMT

In article <BtL3Bs.8uD@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, dart@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
|> (Dartanyan the Witchling) writes:
|> In article <1992Aug24.062441.29760@pdnfido.fidonet.org> 
|> wolfman@pdnfido.fidonet.org (aram mirzadeh) writes:
|> >I  am currently gathering old powerful Dungeons & Dragson 
|> >Characters.  Characters from old campaings, that are 
|> >either too powerful, or have past on to other planes.  Or 
|> 
|> 	This is the disclaimer.  This is written in Jest.
|> Hovever, if you fel the need to actually USE this joke character, feel free
|> in some
|> other state.
|> 
|> 
|> 	Nik H. Cnum.
|> 
|> 	Lycanthropic Weredragon Vampire Half-Ogre Half-Elf Cambion
|> 	Level 5000 Cleric/Paladin/Mage/1st Ed Bard/Psionicist Monk
|> 
|> 	20596 hp
|> 
|> 	All Stats 25
|> 
|> 	Equipment:
|> 	
|> 		All Ioun Stones (plus a few)
|> 		Eye of Vecna
|> 		Teeth of Delvhar Nar
|> 		+84 Elven Platinum Dragonskin Armour
|> 		Holy Symbol of DM
|> 		Glasses of Clark Kent
|> 		Throne of the Gods
|> 		Baba Yagas Bathtub
|> 		Trinket of Lumm the Mad
|> 		That Big Piano
|> 		The Death Star
|> 		Hand of Vecna
|> 		Ring of Rule Immunity
|> 		Multi-action +93 charged focused Neutrino rifle w. smartgun
|> 			adapter and psionic link
|> 		Everfull bag of Spell Components
|> 		Head of "wimpy barbarian" he killed (Thor)
|> 		Boots of Mercury
|> 		Cape of Flying, Water Breathing, Fire-Immunity, Astral Travel
|> 			and summoning Earthquakes
|> 		Belt of Thoth (answers all questions perfectly accurately
|> 			corectly)
|> 		Crotch of Vecna
|> 		Girdle of Quasar Dragon Strength
|> 		Toe of Vecna
|> 		Bag of Holding Anything (with "pet" Tarrasque inside eating
|> 			corpses of 3 Tiamats he slayed for its dinner)
|> 		Wand of Asmodai
|> 		Spleen of Vecna

Ah,  you forget the "Isles of Langerhans" of Vencna,
                the Duodenum of Vencna,
		the pineal gland of vencana,
		his thyroid,  appendix,  sweat glands,
		that little hanging down thing in the back of his 
		throat, his pilo-erectors, his ...
	oh, hell,  just keep a resurected vecna in a bag of holding 
	(seperate of course from the Tarrasque).

|> 		Ring of Summoning and Controlling Cthulus
|> 		Bracers of Godhood
|> 		Pet Spider Goddess (Lolth)
|> 		+72 Intelligent, obediant sword of everything slaying, soul
|> 			stealing, and dragon breath projection
|> 		Dagger in boot.
|> 
|> 
|> 	That's it.  Tryoing to make him more powerful.  Think I'll go out and buy
|> some modules and suck up all the magic itens in them,
|> 		
|> 	(joke, folks, joke)
|> 
|> 			
|> 				D

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