HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: thx1138@angus.mi.org (Scott Abfalter)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: arrgh
Date: 5 Jan 93 18:19:30 GMT
Reply-To: thx1138@angus.mi.org
Organization: North Star BBS

Marcus,
 
  Not NHGH, NGHG.  And as for my wallet, it's pledged to 'Bob'. 
 
  BY THE WAY, FOLKS....

  I just read the new Douglas Adams Hitchhikers Giude book "Mostly
  Harmless".  Many a-reference to "The Almighty Bob" in there.  
  When asked who "Bob" is, Arthur Dent responds "Don't you even ask."
 
The Cyberpunk
(well, one of them...) 
THX 1138

--
Scott Abfalter (thx1138@angus.mi.org)
North Star BBS, Royal Oak, MI --------------------------------------------+-
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: HOUR OF SLACK!
From: glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier)
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 93 15:37:02 GMT
Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, MA

In article <1iasrtINN6gm@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> co053@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Steve Wainstead) writes:
>
>Got the wool pulled over your eyes, yet nothing for the ears?
>Check out the Church's HOUR OF SLACK on Cleveland radio...
>every SUNDAY NIGHT at 9:00 P.M.
>on WCSB... 89.3 FM
>You may as well listen... the show will play in your fillings anyway!
>Praise "Bob" !!!  Eeeaaaheeeyaaaheeyaa!!!

Is this show aired in the Boston area? please email a station/time list if
there is such a .doc
-- 
"A horse! A horse! Somebody give me a horse, man, because|glazier@ 
I come to bury this dirtball, not to praise him. Whaddya |harvard.isr.edu
think I am? Whether it's nobler for the mind to make people suffer with all
these totally outrageous arrows arrows for a fortune, or what!" -- D.R.
Xref: sparky alt.slack:3664 alt.religion.kibology:5728
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: "Bob" He Knows ME
From: hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony 'SCHWAibo' Hobbs)
Date: 12 Jan 93 10:30:15 NZST
Organization: NCCOKM, New Zealand
NNTP-Posting-Host: kosmos.wcc.govt.nz

"BOB" HE KNOWS ME	    	a parody by Ursula "Fnordibo" Stafford and 
				Anthony "SCHWAibo" Hobbs - apologies to
				Msrs. Banks, Rutherford and Collins

See the man on the computer screen with the PiPe stuffed in his gob?
See the man taking money from the pinks? Well, that man is "Bob".
On the poster on your wall, there's no question why he's smiling
Buy a seat on the Xist shuttle, and make a friend of "Bob"!
"Bob" gets you all the slack you wanted - and no, the shuttle won't crash -
"Bob" gets you all the slack you needed - just give him cash!

'Cos "Bob" he knows me, and he knows I ain't got slack
I've been paying "Bob" dollars just to get him off my back
Oh yes "Bob" knows me, and he knows I'm pink
So I've been paying him to know what I really think...

Now every time "Bob" goes away my wallet feels much lighter
That's him and "Connie" both! (I met his wife last night)
Now I believe in "Bob", and selling! selling! selling!
If you don't want yo' pink ass fried, "Bob" will see you right!
And that's not all you gotta think of, no that's not all on your plate
There's JHVH-1 and 1998!

'Cos "Bob" he knows me, and he knows I ain't got slack
I've been paying "Bob" dollars just to get him off my back
Oh yes "Bob" knows me, and he knows I'm pink
So I've been paying him to know what I really think...

I've tried to kill "Bob" fifty times already
I ain't succeeded 'cos I'm too dim
But "Bob" says he can me a true SubGenius
If I sign over all my worldy goods to him
"Bob" will take good care of me
As long as I pay him good money...

"Bob"'s counting his money, cos he's got true slackfulness
But I'm a-getting more slack day by day
You really wanna hear this song, you gotta pay me twenty dollars
Put the cash in the envelope and SEND IT RIGHT AWAY!
"Bob" is the Master of Mutants, "Bob" is the Sultan of Slack
You gotta pay us twenty dollars... don't expect it back!

'Cos "Bob" he knows me, and he knows I've got slack
Now he's paying me dollars just to get me off his back
Oh yes "Bob" knows me, and he knows I'm still pink
So I'm still paying him to know what I really think...

<This and other K00L songs to be found on "Arrrgh Arrrgh Arrrgh I Hate My
 Mother", forthcoming album from The Extraneous Hats, the band SoSlackful-
 ItHurts (tm).>
-- 
***   * ***   ***  	Anthony "SCHWAibo" Hobbs   "See how I love to clean...
   *  * *  * *   *                                  FILTHY CAT BOXES!!!"
****  * ***  *   *      hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz                  - Ren Hoek
*  *  * *  * *   *                                  
 **   * ***   ***       DISCLAIMER: Fnord.          
Xref: sparky alt.slack:3614 alt.atheism:25051
From: bobbe@vice.ICO.TEK.COM (Robert Beauchaine)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.atheism
Subject: Re: What a Hunk We Have in Jesus
Keywords: sex crosses
Date: 5 Jan 93 21:50:54 GMT
Followup-To: alt.slack
Organization: Tektronix, Inc., Beaverton,  OR.

In article <C0EDIs.Cpw@news.cso.uiuc.edu> dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis) writes:
>From the INTERNATIONAL MALE catalog, Spring '93 edition, advertising a 
>"beautifully crafted sterling silver cross":
>
>"Mankind's most revered symbol has become fashion's newest and hottest accent!"
>

  Do Catholics have to pay extra for the corpse?


/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ 

Bob Beauchaine bobbe@vice.ICO.TEK.COM 

"Look, I tried the cat experiment.  On the third trial, the cat was
dead.  On each of the subsequent 413 trials, it remained dead.  Am I
doing something wrong?"
			James Nicoll

Q.  How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A.  If you know the number, you don't know where the light bulb is!

Newsgroups: alt.slack,talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: For fans of the psychedelics
Followup-To: alt.drugs
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 08:35:48 GMT

I've posted a fairly long article titled "A Visit with Alexander Shulgin"
in alt.drugs, alt.psychedelics, and talk.politics.drugs.

If you are an aficionado of the psychedelics (as I know some in these two
newsgroups are) or have an intellectual interest in this area, you might 
want to check it out.
  -- Clifton

--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
Clifton Royston, Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Some lives are like that." - attributed to Mark. Gooley
From: rsvanc00@nx25.mik.uky.edu (Randolph S. Vance)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: "The Far Side" and Gary Larson has SLACK!
Date: 8 Jan 93 23:10:09 GMT
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences
X-Path: nx25.mik.uky.edu!rsvanc00

All I will say is read today's "Far Side" comic strip in the papers
for today, the day of our BoB, January 8th, 1993! :)

Praise J. R. "BoB" Dobbs!

--------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Randolph S. Vance
 
              RSVANC00@mik.uky.edu (NeXT Mail)
              RSVANC00@ukpr.uky.edu
              RSVANC00@ukcc.uky.edu
 
QUOTE: "I'll watch some TV, it'll help me to RELAX!"
              -Ren Hoek
 
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Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
From: matth@extro.ucc.su.OZ.AU (Matthew Hannigan)
Subject: Re: The Elvis Stamp 
Organization: should be spelt Organisation
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 06:35:58 GMT

In article <C0oCFx.KvE@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>
>There *is* a "Stamp Out Bob" (SOB) organization.

Shouldn't that be "Stamp Out "Bob""?  Or maybe "Stamp Out \"Bob\""?
Or perhaps "Stamp Out \"Bob\"?" (Note pink style conforming "?")

-Matt
--
"Bob" sold it.  I bought it.  That settles it.


Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: eng10165@nusunix1.nus.sg (TAY CHOON SENG)
Subject: n
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 02:47:38 GMT

I am just testing certain commands for my TRW.



Newsgroups: alt.slack,talk.bizarre,alt.usage.english
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: Godealian String Alert
Followup-To: comp.lang.misc,alt.sex,alt.usage.english 
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 10:28:09 GMT

drieux, just drieux (drieux@wetware.com) wrote:
: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
: ] 
: ] Hey!  I'm a *lurker*, you putz!
: 
: What is wrong with the above string?
: 
: ciao
: drieux

A: Asterisks should not be used for quoting strings in any modern-day
programming language.  I Claim My Prize.

Ta ta -- Clifton

--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
Clifton Royston, Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Some lives are like that." - attributed to Mark. Gooley
From: diverson@phys.ksu.edu (David Iverson)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Gerry Galvin and Omni-Kibo
Date: 11 Jan 1993 17:35:13 GMT
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: bose.phys.ksu.edu
Summary: Can you cook a hot-dog with Cincinnati Microwaves
Keywords: What ever happened

Hmmm, the image of Omni-Kibo posting from rapid transit made me think of the
regular caller to Talk Talk with Gerry Galvin who roamed around with a
sattelite dish on the top of his car.

So what the hell ever happened to Gerry Galvin after he got dumped from
national syndication?  There was a slack-full young man if ever there was.

David "Too cool to live, too lame to die" Iverson


--
diverson@phys.ksu.edu
From: spl@ivem.ucsd.edu (Steve Lamont)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: The Elvis Stamp
Date: 8 Jan 1993 18:54:26 GMT
Organization: University of Calif., San Diego/Microscopy and Imaging Resource
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: ivem.ucsd.edu

In article <lkri3gINNdl2@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM> paular@kubiki.Eng.Sun.COM writes:
>What I want to know is, when will we see the "BoB" stamp? And is a
>Kibo (tm) stamp in the works?

I'm all for stamping out both of them.

							spl
-- 
Steve Lamont, SciViGuy -- (619) 534-7968 -- spl@szechuan.ucsd.edu
UCSD Microscopy and Imaging Resource/UCSD Med School/La Jolla, CA 92093-0608
"Personally, I don't care whether someone is cool enough to quote Doug
Gwyn--I only care whether Doug Gwyn is cool enough to quote." - Larry Wall
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: The Elvis Stamp
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 05:26:21 GMT

In article <1ikil2INNpt4@network.ucsd.edu> spl@ivem.ucsd.edu (Steve Lamont) writes:
>In article <lkri3gINNdl2@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM> paular@kubiki.Eng.Sun.COM writes:
>>What I want to know is, when will we see the "BoB" stamp? And is a
>>Kibo (tm) stamp in the works?
>
>I'm all for stamping out both of them.

There *is* a "Stamp Out Bob" (SOB) organization.  If you send $1 and a
SASE to Stamp Out Bob, PO Box 140306, Dallas TX 75214, you will receive
some stuff.  Say Kibo sent you.

							-- K.

P.S.  I'm posting this via acoustic coupler modem from my laptop on
board one of those Amtrak trains with the new TrainFones.  This is K00L.

Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: spl@ivem.ucsd.edu (Steve Lamont)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: The Elvis Stamp
Date: 11 Jan 1993 14:38:23 GMT
Organization: University of Calif., San Diego/Microscopy and Imaging Resource
NNTP-Posting-Host: ivem.ucsd.edu

In article <C0oCFx.KvE@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>P.S.  I'm posting this via acoustic coupler modem from my laptop on
>board one of those Amtrak trains with the new TrainFones.  This is K00L.

Good lhord... it's Omni-Kibo.  Now there's no way to hide.

							spl
-- 
Steve Lamont, SciViGuy -- (619) 534-7968 -- spl@szechuan.ucsd.edu
UCSD Microscopy and Imaging Resource/UCSD Med School/La Jolla, CA 92093-0608
"Personally, I don't care whether someone is cool enough to quote Doug
Gwyn--I only care whether Doug Gwyn is cool enough to quote." - Larry Wall
Xref: sparky alt.slack:3630 alt.discordia:621
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.discordia
Subject: Re: Pardon Amy Fisher!
Date: 7 Jan 93 14:32:53 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia


ya know, now that you mention it, i DO prefer a light blush wine with
stewed rutabegas. Thanks for your help!
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: The Elvis Stamp
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 05:24:21 GMT

In article <lkri3gINNdl2@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM> paular@kubiki.Eng.Sun.COM writes:
>What I want to know is, when will we see the "BoB" stamp? And is a Kibo (tm) stamp
>in the works?

Too late.  The proposal was thoroughly licked.
							-- K.
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: burge@qdeck.com (Bill Burge)
Subject: Re: BoB
Organization: Quarterdeck Office Systems, Santa Monica CA
Date: Wed, 06 Jan 1993 18:56:23 GMT
Keywords: BoB

In article <rsvanc00.726282811@mik.uky.edu> rsvanc00@nx06.mik.uky.edu (Randolph S. Vance) writes:
>BoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBB
>oBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBo
>BBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoB
>
>	BoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoB
>BoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoB
>BoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBB
>oBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBo
>BBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoB
>
>	BoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBB
>oBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBo
>BBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoB
>BoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoB
>BoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoB
>
>BoB

MY GOD (MY BOB)!!!! I HAVE SEEN THE FACE OF BOB and have been clutched
to the bosom.  If you ROT13 BOBBOBBOBBOB  you get OBOOBOOBOO.  So either
Bob has Boobs or he goes Boo Boo Boo.  If Bob is a ghost, then God is dead.

Theology has always confused me...

Bill	burge@qdeck.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.atheism
From: dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis)
Subject: What a Hunk We Have in Jesus
Summary: voe doe dee oh doe
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 20:13:39 GMT
Keywords: sex crosses

From the INTERNATIONAL MALE catalog, Spring '93 edition, advertising a 
"beautifully crafted sterling silver cross":

"Mankind's most revered symbol has become fashion's newest and hottest accent!"

Well, it's about time, eh?

--
>---<

Tom Dennis                  | "I have seen all the works that are done
dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu  |    under the sun; and, behold, all is 
(217)384-2504               |      vanity and vexation of spirit."
From: dmkasten@redorc.chi.il.us (Bowie Poag)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Barney The Dinosaur
Date: 6 Jan 93 21:27:54 CST
Organization: Red Oracle Bbs/Network




Dear Barney The Dinosaur,

I love you. I want to rip off your fucking legs and beat the piss out of
you with them. I want to kill you. I want to rip off your head. I want to
rip your head off and shit down your neck, you fat purple fuck. I want to
take a goddamn baseball bat and beat your fat ass with it. I dont care if
youre a dinosaur, and I dont care if you have spots on your ass--Im going
to find you, and im going to destroy you. Im going to beat you so bad
youll shit blood for a week. The next time you come out of my television
and threaten me im going to call the cops. Come on, you little fucker,
give me an excuse to tie you to a stake and set you on fire. I want to see
your flesh burn. Ill always love you and youll always be my friend..Our
fun and learning never ends.

                                                - Bill Clinton

+-----------------------------------------------------------+
|                I think, therefore I Amiga.                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------+
| Douglas Michael Kasten (DMK) | Amiga 2000HD/5 with a tiny |
|  dmkasten@redorc.chi.il.us   | little 21" Toshiba monitor.|
+------------------------------+----------------------------+
From: diverson@phys.ksu.edu (David Iverson)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Barney The Dinosaur
Date: 7 Jan 1993 22:24:02 GMT
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: bohr.phys.ksu.edu

In <dmkasten.04jg@redorc.chi.il.us> dmkasten@redorc.chi.il.us (Bowie Poag) writes:




>Dear Barney The Dinosaur,

>I love you. I want to rip off your fucking legs and beat the piss out of
>etc.....


Seems some people just have this curiosity about how the Secret Service
works. 

-David "I am not now, nor have I ever been a member of the Communist Party"
Iverson

--
diverson@phys.ksu.edu
From: paular@kubiki.Eng.Sun.COM (Paul Arthur)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: The Elvis Stamp
Date: 8 Jan 1993 18:31:12 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: paular@kubiki.Eng.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: kubiki

What I want to know is, when will we see the "BoB" stamp? And is a Kibo (tm) stamp
in the works?

#include standard_disclaimer.h
From: dan.proulx@synapse.org (Dan Proulx) 
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: ADDRESS
Date: 8 Jan 93 21:48:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: SYNAPSE BBS - GATINEAU, QUEBEC - 819-561-4321
Reply-To: dan.proulx@synapse.org (Dan Proulx) 

JOIN TODAY!

 The Church of the Mystic Grunt
 ------------------------------
 All-SubGenius
 All-Slack
 All-Sex
 All-ALL

   IF YOU DARE FIGHT THE CONSPIRACY, JOIN:

     THE CHURCH OF THE MYSTIC GRUNT

      Write:
             Reverend Zon
             CHURCH OF THE MYSTIC GRUNT
             P.O. Box 1102 Stn."B"
             Ottawa,Ontario
             K1P 5R2
             CANADA

  MEMBERSHIP FREE UNTIL X-DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN IT'S YOUR SOUL!!!!!!
  JOIN NOW AND HELP US KILL "BOB".

killbobkillbobkillbobkillbobkillbobkillbobkillbobkillbobkillbobkillbob
                                                                             
Newsgroups: alt.slack,talk.abortion,talk.politics.misc
From: clavazzi@nyx.cs.du.edu (The_Doge)
Subject: Re: The usual back-and-forth
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 93 16:22:04 GMT

In article <1993Jan6.061713.20672@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mcochran@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark A. Cochran) writes:
>In article <1993Jan5.153510.1062@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> clavazzi@nyx.cs.du.edu (The_Doge) writes:
>
>Hey Doge, I hope you don't mind, but I've selected this passage of
>yours to test my new "drieux-izing" software.
>
>>	For at least some members of that group, it seems to be almost as
>>essential as the notion that all pro-choicers are either evil or simply
>>misguided.  Or that all doctors who perform abortions are greedy, immoral
>>swine.  The Enemy must remain a horde of demons in order to keep the troops
>>in line.
>
>After running it through the drieux-izer, we get:
>	For at least some mebers of that group, it seems to be almost
>as essential as the notion that all pro-choicers are either EVIL or
>SIMPLY MISGUIDED. Or that all doctors who perform abortions are
>GreedyImmoralSwine. The Enemy MUST remain a HordeofDemons in order to
>keep the troops in line. Thus speaks the FetalIdolatorsFromHell!
>
>What do you think? Is it working yet?
>
	Close, but no cigar.  Not enough WordsStartingWithCapsRunTogether, for
one thing.  And my initial paragraph wasn't *nearly* obscure enough.  Can't
make a Yeti purse out of a Pink ear, y'know. 
	Besdies, drieux has *much* more Slack(tm) than I do, to say nothing
of an obviously higher percentage of Yetinsyn blood.  Probably a close
personal buddy of "Bob" as well.
	I'm thinking of making him my ShorDurPerSav this morning....

The_Doge
ObQuote:  "You'll pay to know what you REALLY think!"
                                        -- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
From: popec@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (William C. Barwell)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: NGHG
Date: Fri, 08 Jan 93 15:41:02 GMT
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, Houston, TX

michaelm@cse.fau.edu (Michael Marcus) writes:

> In article <5iLPwB2w165w@angus.mi.org> thx1138@angus.mi.org writes:
> >
> > 
> >What of NGHG?
> 
> That's NHGH, you pink bastard.  Or NHeeGHee, or however you REALLY want to 
> spell it, since the name can be spelled twenty-three different ways.  Know yo
> that you will find him in attendance during the Attack from Planet X, our 
> devival here in the PinkHaven of Boca Raton, Florida.  Write me for info or 
> die trying.  Your future is at stake, as well as your wallet.
> 
> Rev.  Jacques Treatment,
> Temple Beth Xist
> "Try our HiTest Gas (TM)"



Nhgh.  (As explained to me by HellPope Huey).  Satan is the 
personification of evil, in the Xian system.  In the Subgenius 
theological system, 
  Nhgh is the personification of Fucked-upedness.  Fuckup is actually 
much more widespread than Evil(tm).   It's Nhgh that causes the tape deck 
to eat your favorite tape, rather than an indifferent one.  It's Nhgh 
that is the ultimate cause of having to work late when you have a party 
to attend.  Stan gets all the credit, but Nhgh does most of the work.
   Pope Charles  SubGenius Pope Of Houston     Slack!

--
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Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, Houston, TX, (713) 481-3763
1200/2400/9600/14400 v.32bis/v.42bis
Xref: sparky alt.slack:3634 alt.evil:3308
From: diverson@phys.ksu.edu (David Iverson)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.evil
Subject: Re: Pardon Amy Fisher!
Date: 7 Jan 1993 22:28:49 GMT
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: bohr.phys.ksu.edu

In <1ihickINNel2@network.ucsd.edu> spl@ivem.ucsd.edu (Steve Lamont) writes:



>Having KILLED my tee vee (and "Bob") years ago, I have to ask a
>stoopid[tm] question... who the freak is Amy Fisher?

Hell, you don't need a TV, Amy Fisher speaks to me through my bathroom
mirror.  What I kind of like about Amy Fisher is that she really reminds me
of Jody Foster.

David "more and more trouble with each passing post" Iverson

--
diverson@phys.ksu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.evil
From: sloth@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Andrew Bulhak)
Subject: Pardon Amy Fisher!
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
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Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 05:05:49 GMT

[ Article crossposted from alt.conspiracy,talk.politics.misc,alt.politics.bush,alt.president.clinton ]
[ Author was Daniel Burstein ]
[ Posted on 6 Jan 93 10:23:45 GMT ]

In <randall.726280339@seashore> randall@informix.com (Randall Rhea) writes:


>I am in total agreement with Bush's pardon of Weinberger, and his reasons
>for the pardon.  Now Bush should take it one step further with the
>case that has received more media attention than Iran-Contra.

>As George Bush's final act in office, I think he should pardon Amy
>Fisher.   After watching three TV movies about her, (I'm sure glad
>I have a VCR!) I've come to the conclusion that she's basically
>a patriotic American girl.  I'll bet if you asked her, she would
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>say that she loves America.  

BUT.... in one of the videos taken by her (former/so-called) boy friend
she talks about how she wants a Ferrari!!  a non-American car.  probably
built by scabs in a slave labor shop.

danny (was there -really- a USA, Japan?) burstein

dannyb@panix.com
From: cherborth@semprini.tdkcs.waterloo.on.ca (Chris Herborth)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Organization: InterZONE Design
Subject: Re: "The Far Side" and Gary Larson has SLACK!
Reply-To: cherborth@semprini.tdkcs.waterloo.on.ca
X-Software: HERMES GUS 1.04 Rev. Sep  5 1992
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 00:04:16 EST

In <rsvanc00.726534609@mik.uky.edu>, Randolph S. Vance writes:
> All I will say is read today's "Far Side" comic strip in the papers
> for today, the day of our BoB, January 8th, 1993! :)

If it's truly worthy, it should be GIF'd and placed in the appropriate
newsgroups (such as alt.slack, alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die,
alt.fan.rush, etc).

Or kill ME.

> Praise J. R. "BoB" Dobbs!

No, no, "Death" to "Bob"!

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Chris Herborth
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