From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Female incentive
Date: 16 Nov 92 12:31:40 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov13.142237.3945@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <1992Nov10.232843.8999@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov9.140953.769@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov8.151752.3782@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>> In article <1992Nov4.133214.740@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>>> In article <1992Nov2.142356.3656@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>>> In article <1992Oct31.144152.727@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> For my fellow females, a campaign promise...
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> You can borrow my fiance.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> When's the next night he's free? I can't reach the top shelf and could
>>>>>> use his, um, heighth to get some things down for me.	Thanks.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> P.S.  If you intend to comment on this, just remember:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> My fiance is 6'8', collects automatic weapons, thinks Arnold "The Terminator"
>>>>>>> S. (I'll be damned if I can spell it) is a poofta, and reads this newsgroup.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>        (By the way, imagine what will happen if you don't vote for me.)
>>>>> 
>>>>> Oh, as a minor comment... Mrs. Bonggg stepped *a bit* out of her bounds in
>>>>> offering her fiance (me) as an incentive. She forgot to say that I charge...
>>>>> 
>>>>>   Ray "The Guttskwisher" Warner Bonggg
>>>> Well, RAy, now that I know your name. I'm sure that, after spending 5
>>>> seconds with me, you would give up your policy of charging and would
>>>> actually pay me to let you be around me. I *AM* that good at
>>>> everything I do. After all, I have to be; no one else is. so---can you
>>>> tell me when you'll be free? That top shelf is too high for me to
>>>> reach all by my self.
>>>
>>>
>>>I'm surprised you don't have to pay people to be around *you*.  If he was to
>>>pay you, it would probably be to shine his shoes with your tongue because
>>>that's probably *all* it's skilled at.  Besides, you're too late-he's already
>>>my (voluntary) sex slave.  It's not everyone who can keep HUMANS satisfied.
>>>
>>>Meredith aka not prejudiced against rodents but skilled at pleasing *all*
>>>life-forms.
>> 
>> right, meredith, now up until now this has been a very peaceful
>> and friendly sleaze contest.  gina and i have been sort of working
>> together as fellow sleaze-queens...making all the men of alt.fan.m-p
>> *very* happy.  
> 
> In fact, I have officially split the title for Cheif of Sleaze between
> myself and Leather BECAUSE she does not instigate riots in her
> sleaziness and leaves me alone to mine, with invitations to join her
> if I so desire.

Well congratulations to both of you!  You have certainly proved yourselves
worthy.

> 
>> then, you come in, steal my custard, muscle into my territory (dammit,
>> i'm the one who handles the whips!) and insult our wonderful vp whom
>> i adore even though i haven't formally met her.  i trust her abilities
>> as a sleazy woman and respect her.
> 
> Thank you so much. 
> Official introduction: I am Gina; it's very nice to meet you, HNB!!
> MEREDITH PROMISED TO STOP THE SLEAZE: IF THE SLEAZE KEEPS COMING FROM
> MEREDITH IN THE FORM OF STOLEN SLEAZE. I WILL BE FORCED TO BRING THE
> COMMANDER OF THE LOYAL FORCES  AKA JESTER INTO THIS MESS. AND HE"LL
> NOT BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS!! ( maybe * happy* but not happy)
>   

Gina, all the sleaze that you're referring to is old and was written a while
ago. I don't know why it's taken so long to get a response on it, but by now
all that is outdated and silly.  They're taken out of context. (This means you
too, leather.  Thanks very much for the outdated post.)  I mean no harm to
anyone and advocate raising polecats for newsgroup peace.

Meredith aka getting annoyed by the outdated crap



>> this has got to stop.  as i said before i am a peaceful soul, but still
>> i can be angry if properly provoked...
>> and i'm sure gina will start getting nasty *long* before i will..
> 
> You can be sure I have a nasty temper when I get angry...
> 
>> let's not turn this into a crisco flame-fest.  grease fires are no fun.
>> 
>> leather aka playing with the cat o' nine-tails
> cosigned gina aka hauling out the cannons
>>  
>> 
>>