HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: ABBA Covers
Date: Tue, 06 Oct 92 02:26:29 EDT
Organization: The Screen of Blackness
Distribution: talk

In article <1992Oct5.160153.13362@tdb.uu.se> t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson) writes:
>
>: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>: : 
>: : I just heard a cover of SOS by Man Without Hats.  And everybody has
>: : the ABBAesque EP by Erasure.  What I'd like to know is whether there
>: : are other ABBA covers by other people.  
>
>The Sisters Of Mercy have been known to thrash Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!.

Yeah, yeah, and Thalidomide Baby did a cover of "Dancing Queen."
And Death To The Invaders covered "Shine On You Crazy Diamond."

ljd
oops, that's Pink Floyd, sorry
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Subject: Re: Bite the high load!
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 17:22:38 GMT

gt7803b@prism.gatech.EDU (Raving Mad Lunatic) writes:
>Ream the flaming smurfs! Burn to which you scream and code! Rip the icy words
>for never is an egg! Chasing wild hair on endless puking floors, it paint the
>bleeding chair fast! Mild silence wins the voidless gnome! Twist the wiry shag
>on hell's pink walls!

More Allen Ginsberg clones posting to the net.  

And it's all my fault.

I shouldn't have dropped my copy of "The Collected Poems" into the cellular
support vat...

But I'm really pissed at whoever gave them net.access.

--Zvi
(Usenet!  Solitude!  Filth!  Ugliness!  )


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Protean Godstuff)
Subject: Re: drugs
Organization: IFA
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 07:47:27 GMT

I thought this read rather well if I substituted 
'grad school' for 'substance abuse.'

(Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
>
>I spent 23 years [IN GRAD SCHOOL]. I learned more
>about the effects of [GRAD SCHOOL] through [BEING IN IT] than you will
>ever learn through published research. The constant litany of murders,
>knifings, brain damaged patients, robberies, and lives spent in
>squallor [I HAVE] to convey would depress a hyena. I also lost a [FELLOW
>STUDENT] to paint sniffing. My acquaintance to the whole field of
>[GRAD SCHOOL] is intimate and personal.
 

>"The Birthright of humankind is the stars!"
(Not if you are cowering in the basement in abject terror of the unknown)

Rigler
--
        "I'm killfiling this thread, but before i do so i just have to
        add my two cents' worth, like any good american."    -= AjD =-
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Punctuation
Date: 6 Oct 92 16:46:53 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: University of Pennsylvania


End every simple declaration with ``And that's why I had to kill them all.''

--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Stop, you fat bloated sacks of protoplasm!
Date: 30 Sep 92 14:04:46 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <1686F132D5.NETOPRWA@ncsuvm.cc.ncsu.edu> SLACK@ncsu.edu
(Elvis Puke) writes:

#  ** October 28, 1992 midnight, will be the rapture in the air.  Only
#  those who believe this date will be in fact raptured. 


I misread this as `Only those who believe this date will be in fact
ruptured.'

-- Ken "with Him in the air" Johnson


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wheaties")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Punctuation
Date: 6 Oct 92 20:54:24 GMT
	<1992Oct6.194709.27614@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu>
	<MJD.92Oct6165103@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu's message of 6 Oct 92 20:51:03 GMT

In article <MJD.92Oct6165103@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wheaties") writes:
>   In article <1992Oct6.194709.27614@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> klein@frith.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
>      Soon, hundreds of pseudo-wits will flood t.b., adding this one line
>      to any and all postings that come their way, in a debacle second oly
>      to the infamous "...IN BED".
>
>   And that's why I'll have to kill them all.

... IN BED.


--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

                                                    i'm sorry.  i'm so,
                                                    so sorry.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith)
Subject: Dogs eating habits
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 05:34:41 GMT


This was brought up before, so once again I reminisce.

One day, while visiting some relatives, I was playing outside. I had to go
to the bathroom real bad. So I leaned up against one side of the house and
took a dump. I felt real bad, like I was going to get in trouble, but then
help appeared in the form of the peoples' dog. He just came up, sort of
sniffing at the ground, and began to gobble away at the evidence.

I thought it was pretty disgusting, but it worked out.
--
I like this stuff
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: supermarkets
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 14:54:29 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.173357.16831@walter.cray.com>, jcarroll@ferris (Jeff Carroll) writes:
}
}>Speaking of which... during a recent mild illness, I did the illness
}>thing and sat around watching FRENCH GAME SHOWS. We've got it all, and
}>they're all licensed from Merv Griffin Enterprises. We've got Pyramid
}>in French. We've got Family Feud in French...
}
}sounds pretty tame next to Candid Camera on Italian TV.

Well don't just sit there, lad! TELL US!
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Free clue.
Date: 6 Oct 1992 00:08:12 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <6486@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Prediction: 
>	    George Bush or Bill Clinton will be President this time next
>	    year.
>Outlook:   Nothing of any significance will change in either event.
>Clue:      If voting could make a difference voting would be outlawed.


Like it said on the side of a building near my house:

Vote with a bullet in '92

-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: SSC
Date: 6 Oct 92 16:54:00 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA


  I just scanned through several hundred articles in rec.food.cooking
for the pattern /cabbage/.
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: it's too early
Summary: give me gcn
Keywords: die and melt
Date: 2 Oct 92 15:08:15 GMT
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: HATE INC.
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <1992Oct1.195043.14137@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil writes:

% In article <1992Sep29.135316.9654@fcom.cc.utah.edu> big daddy hate box writes:
% (DELETED, BUT HEY, I WROTE IT)
% Well gee patrick, but you've really got to pay more attention to the
% washing steps and not spend so much time in t.b.  Maybe a trip into
% bionet.molbio.methds-reagnts is in order?  Maybe you should stop sniffing
% the phenol from your mini-preps and keep your probes further from your
% brain?
% 
% Mike "my probes are 2.34 X 10^6 dpm/picomole" Dobson
% and my ring badge is always negative too.


	i have decided to insert myself into a dialysis bag and unfold myself 
in 6-8 M Guanidine Thiocyanate (GuHSCN). after this is complete i will have 
someone steadily reduce the concentration of Guanidine to saline over a period 
of 48 hours. (i think our lab aid could do this, and wouldn't ask many 
questions) in this way i will completely refold myself and will thus feel 
refreshed and new. i am sure to be better organized.
	my other goal is to crystallize people. i will first do males and 
females separately and then together, sort of a co-crystal. in this way i will 
be able to elucidate the unit cell of a people crystal. i think i will use 
these ideas for my prelim exams this winter. ughh. ciao etc.

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: direct quote
Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 05:26:14 GMT

terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:

>"Mark, were you aware that the world is going to end on the 22nd?"

>"THE WORLD CAN'T END. I'VE GOT FRONT ROW TICKETS FOR THE RAMONES!"

Today, **** came over and turned on the TV.  "Rock 'n' Roll High School
Forever" was on HBO.  It is st00pid.  I intuited that the film had
some connection do "Rock 'n' Roll High School" and looked into the TV
guide to verify the name.

****'s response was "what, was there a movie called just ``Rock 'n'
Roll High School?''  ``And it had the Ramones in it?''".

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: ho hum, another day.
Summary: misc.test is not in my followup line
Keywords: you are alive
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: xenophobes of utah
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 20:26:03 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

it's another day in utah. swell. here i am typing away at the comp. waiting 
for the excess radioactivity to be washed from my filters. oh yeah. 
new paragraph---
i moved here a year ago, hauling all of my possessions in a 1970 ford ltd and a 
u-haul trailer. the ford had a 390 V-8 which enabled it to pull large loads up 
and over mountains. this was convenient on my trip here from seattle since 
there were a few mountains along the way. shortly after i arrived the car was 
acting unhappy. the tabs expired shortly so i took it in to be certified as ok 
to drive by some gas station in the avenues (this is for jon@zeus). in utah, 
not only does your car have to pass the emissions test, it must also pass a 
safety test. they basically check everything and even if it seems ok you will 
always need a brake job. swell. i needed way more than a brake job. i was 
looking at $600 worth of work on a car which i paid $500 for. right. so i sold 
it to a used car dealer for $100. it was sad since i had spent some crazy times 
in that car. 
new paragraph---
now i am trying to buy a new car. i even managed to get a loan from the credit 
union here. swell. i even managed to decide what i would like to buy. i even 
found a car i would like to see. then what the hell is wrong with you and why 
are you writing this drivel, you might ask. a simple answer. it is very 
difficult to shop for a car when you don't have one and you need to coerce your 
friends into taking you some place. but, i am a patient boy, i will wait.

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: wavey davey wavey davey wavey davey wavey davey
Date: 28 Sep 92 10:55:24 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <Bv6uLz.Byx@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>, jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
> In the Boston Globe yesterday, there was an article about England's having
> withdrawn their currency from the currency trading system (since no one in
> their right mind wants to own any of it, anyway).  The British Prime Minister,
> John Major, was quoted as saying that despite this, England must not become
> "a sour, isolated nation off the mainland of continental Europe."
> 
> Is this one of those "better break it to him gently" situations?

There's nothing wrong with being sour and isolated.  Some of my best 
friends are sour and isolated.  The British have always been sour and
isolated.  That's fine by me, what's wrong with you?

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: jeffv@physics.ubc.ca (Jeff Vavasour)
Subject: Re: MORE STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: University of British Columbia, Vancouver, B.C., Canada
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 20:06:45 GMT

How about convincing the transporter biofilter that polyester and cotton are
harmful microbes?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson)
Subject: the mark of the beet
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 13:58:57 GMT
Keywords: *how* much?

I have just returned from Washington DC, where I checked several times a day
to see if I have "Ask Me For Money" tatooed on my forehead.

The senators were the worst, though.

Dave
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:  Tsk, tsk class  (was: Re: Rictus Hep Is Unintentionally Overheard)
Distribution: world
Date: 1 Oct 92 22:19:09 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <1992Oct1.123632.7946@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Code-03 LCDR Michael E. Dobson) writes:
>In article <annie.034q@canetoad.UUCP> annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie) writes:
>>In article <1a8tsvINNrh8@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu 

(deleted private information)
 
>Mike "the Giant Sphincter" Dobson


Mike, Mike, Mikey.

I am Grendel. TONK!TONK!TONK!TONK!

You hear that?

That's opportunity knocking! TONK!TONK!TONK!

Opportunity is my beautifully crafted aluminum bat.

TONK!TONK!TONK!

And that sound is it knocking against your wooden, termite infested
noggin.

I want to ventilate that noggin to let in some sense.

Instead I give you some wishes:

Dearest Michael,
   I wish that one day while taking a crap on an airplane a massive
suction occurs while flushing and most of your intestines get sucked
out of your body to flutter down to the houses below.
   I wish that you continue to live after this and you have to
join a circus freak show as the "Inside-out Boy".
   I wish that one day you come to realize you are in fact extremely
allergic to metal, while eating and have the fork in your mouth cause
your tongue to expand and explode and your eyes to ooze out of your
head.
   I wish that you continue to live after this and are then fired
from your "Inside-out Boy" job because you are just too disgusting.
   Lastly, I wish that some time in the near future you visit N.Y.
and I have the joy of escorting you half way across the street into
oncoming traffic AND expectorating on your icky gooey remains. 
   
 
What goes around comes around little boy and if I EVER get your 
address...well

TONK!
TONK!
TONK!
TONK!
 
--
"You notice how knees don't bend sideways?    | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 Let me help you with that."                  | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: milk drinkers
Date: 30 Sep 92 01:26:59 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Sep25.201714.22484@fcom.cc.utah.edu> big daddy hate box writes:
>In <9209251928.AA00351@helium> dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil writes:
>
>% And I'm not a genius, but, luckily, two of my three kids are.
>% 
>% Kent, the man from xanth.
>
>	kent you are so cool, can i be you?

I sense a catchphrase.


Shoot me now.
-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Something different
Date: 30 Sep 92 17:15:16 GMT

In article <1992Sep26.121727.9050@vax.oxford.ac.uk>, reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
|> 
|> Jason Reese
|> Jason Reese
|> Jason Reese
|> Jason Reese
|> Jason Reese
|> Jason Reese
|> Jason Reese
|> Jason Reese
|> Jason Reese
|> 
|> Ace


Maybe I misread the Subject.



Looks like the same old shit to me.


--
Xian.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Dogs eating habits
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 12:36:57 GMT

waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith) writes:


>This was brought up before, so once again I reminisce.

>One day, while visiting some relatives, I was playing outside. I had to go
>to the bathroom real bad. So I leaned up against one side of the house and
>took a dump. I felt real bad, like I was going to get in trouble, but then
>help appeared in the form of the peoples' dog. He just came up, sort of
>sniffing at the ground, and began to gobble away at the evidence.

So did you wipe standing up, or...oh, never mind.

infidel
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Name cj's opossum
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 92 06:09:31 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <aslakson.717550428@pico> <1a39t4INN5jp@fido.asd.sgi.com>
  <RLz-xF=@engin.umich.edu>

um.
um the opossum.
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| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: Gooley draws 'em in
Organization: finchhaus
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 21:26:56 GMT

In article <1992Sep28.141806.18859@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@fenris (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
>I know that sometimes it's harder to resist when there's no other inevitable
>followups in sight.  You can't let the opportunity slip away utterly.  So you
>post it.  And the next day you see three others.
>
>Gooley gets three, "You missed a perfect chance to start a brewery!"

You are obviously not a homebrewer.

A glass (easy to clean and sanitize) vessel of over 100 gallons, available
for the price of a couple 5 gallon carboys, trucked for you and placed
where you want it.

Were this offered to you, and you were a homebrewer, you would ask to
borrow the man's telephone.  You would call your boss, and you would
tell him, "Sir, I quit.  Your job sucks and you suck."  You would
have the vessel moved into your home.  You would call over all your
home-brewin' friends and acquaintances who love fresh beer.  You would
send some of them out to get a half ton of barley malt.  You would
send others out to fetch over their home-grown hops.  You would pop open
a couple packs of yeast and have a massive brewing party.  Two weeks
later you and your friends would drink the result.  Many of you would
die, but die happy.  Your spirits would laugh, floating in the ether,
for this is how beermakers achieve nirvana.

Any homebrewer who knows what they are doing knows this.  Thus our
frustration.

Gooley failed to take the first step on the path to godhood, and we
are disappointed.

AjD
but you do not brew beer,
so you do not understand.
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: i am your slice of life
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 03:01:57 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <1a922uINNs4e@agate.berkeley.edu>

they sent me a message last week
it was in a base i hardly recognised
until i opened the book.

and there for all to see stood the almighty words
rounded, sculpted, perfect and ahead.

they said
"hey! that's MY towel!"
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| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith)
Subject: Re: Nostalgia
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 08:49:24 GMT


However, my Led Zeppelin - Houses of the Holy (2nd tape ever) is still going 
strong. Lasted longer than any bunny rabbit.

This tape carries the news that must get through.
--
They hold no quaaaawaaaaawaaaaawaaaaaarter
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Subject: Re: My Life Part III
Organization: Computer Services Centre, Australian National University
Date: 26 Sep 92 11:01:23 GMT

<JMC159@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>Well, I posted My Life Part III last Tuesday and it seems to have disappered!

cut it out, roger.

josh
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: i am your slice of life
Date: 29 Sep 92 22:18:39 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris


In article <1a922uINNs4e@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes: 
> I like to break CDs, though.
> 
> Lay them on my hand, breathe deep, and make a fist.
> 
> It teaches control.
> 
> A week ago I asked a Gypsy to read my palm; she screamed.
> 
> c

why? was she reading it backwards and getting that evil bad backmasked
audio track?

Jeff Carroll
carroll@lemon.cray.com

carasso is dead...carasso is dead...carasso is dead...carasso is dead...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: hint
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 12:43:25 GMT

chrisl@predator.sybase.com (Xian the Drive) writes:

>In article <5251@balrog.ctron.com>, mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
>|> (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>|> 
>|> 
>|> Matt
>|> My favorite character name of all time was Hideo Gump


>Didn't he suffer from flushing, blushing, running of the mouth, high stool,
																 ^^^^^^^^^^

Me, I flunked out of high stool.

infidel
From: clarkl@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Leslie Clark)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: pocket universes
Date: 2 Oct 92 21:06:15 GMT
Organization: Purdue University


	I have recently begun to believe that my 2 month-old son is, in
fact, a gateway to another dimension.  For one thing, he seems to be capable
of sustaining a single fart for over forty-five seconds, then starting in
with a fresh one without any apparent recovery time.  For another, he barfs
a far greater volume of some whitish substance than I and my girlfriend could
even be capable of feeding him.

	I occaisionally wonder what it must be like in that other faraway
place.  Oceans of smelly cottage cheese.  Cities of mucous, floating on
great ethereal clouds of baby-gas.  I would love to visit and perhaps open
a shop specializing in small, moist towelettes.  Wouldn't you you love to 
come and visit with me?

	Zach (That big guy who strips off my pants and rubs oil on my privates)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: Re: They say it's an oxymoron
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 92 13:55:17 GMT

>>But what else do you call it when you feel like screaming out "I don't care!"
>>at the top of your lungs?  (Expletives optional.)

Je m'en fous.

	Mark (il faut pardonner mes fautes d'autograph)

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.music.misc,rec.music.industrial