HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short shameful confession (was Re: RACIST NINTENDO)
Date: 5 Jan 93 16:36:19 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <wZ5uwB10w165w@mantis.co.uk>, mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
> 
> When Helen's friends from Russia visited us, I told them about the "Russian
> Attack" game for the Nintendo.  (I think it's actually called
> "Rush'n'attack", ho ho ho.)
> 
> I also showed them the blurb I have about the RPG "The Price of Freedom", and
> explained the "PARANOIA" game to them.
> 
> Oh, and naturally I played them "Time Zones" from "Escape From Noise".

loser.

Jason

> mathew
From: tbrann@oxford.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Seldom heard phrase
Date: 11 Jan 93 09:55:35 GMT
Organization: Oxford University, UK
Originator: tbrann@black

"worth his weight in cocaine."

T
-- 
"And soon all of us will sleep under the earth, | tbrann@ox.ac.uk
  we who never let each other sleep above it."  | u90afb@ecs.ox.ac.uk
   Marina Tsvetayeva 1915                       | oupafb@ox.ac.uk
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Politikally Korrekt ['re:' elided]
Date: Sat, 09 Jan 1993 11:25:54 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

In article <8135@skye.ed.ac.uk>, Ken Johnson writes:

> I came across the phrase `substance survivor' yesterday.
> Guess what it means.
 
> alcoholic

Tres bon.

Anhydrously impaired. This means nothing.

Thought for the day:

                      Carasso on Special K
                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Then we could segue into: 

	Sorry about the weather
	say it's raining all the time
	read it in your letter
	I say give it a little while
	sorry about the money 
	etc.

The bit that gets up my nose is 

	"Killing young American boys just as fast as we can send them
	oveeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

It's as though he had a peg on his nose. And the handclap machine
is CRAP!

Dac
"KIXFM." Where rap beats taste anytime. I loath it. Honest.
--
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
                    <Using ARN on an Amiga 4000. Yay!>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: walking in a winter underworld
Keywords: story
Organization: t.b
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 20:05:20 GMT

gaillard@panix.com (Ed Gaillard) writes:
> Sometimes people ask me why I love New York.
> I never know what to tell them.

     He might have been quoting someone else,
I don't remember, but Woody Allen probably said
it best in one of his movies, something to the
effect of:  "Anywhere else you go, you're outta
town."

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Raffles Hep
Date: 10 Jan 93 03:45:03 GMT
Organization: The British Association for the Fluent Analysis of Football
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

... international cricketer by night, and jewel thief by day.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.pets
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Re: WHY ANIMAL OWNERS SHOULD BE SHOT ON SIGHT
Reply-To: nobody@nowhere
Organization: Yes.
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 17:46:43 GMT

In article <1993Jan6.214525.22346@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>in rec.pets
>milligan@carson.u.washington.edu (Paula Milligan) writes:
>>
>>BTW, the only reason he's restricted to the bunny room at night is 
>					     ^^^^^^^^^^
>>that he developed a habit of coming into the bedroom, sqeezing under
>>the bed and digging at the linoleum under there, as though he were
>>in a tunnel. 
>
>
>SHE HAS A BUNNY ROOM. A FUCKING BUNNY ROOM.  NOT A SECOND BEDROOM, BUT
>A FUCKING BUNNY ROOM.  A WHOLE FUCKING ROOM FOR THAT FUCKING BUNNY
>FUCKING RABBIT.
>
>I CAN ONLY CONCLUDE THAT THE MIDDLE CLASS IS NOT TAXED ENOUGH, AND
>THIS WOMAN SHOULD BE SHOT.
>
>AND WORSE THE BITCH FEELS GUILT FOR RESTRICTING THE FUCKING RODENT TO
>A BUNNY ROOM.  NEVER MIND THE STARVING CHILDREN THAT SALLY STRUTHERS
>IS SO BRAVELY TRYING TO SAVE WITH HER LARGE SAGGING BREASTS AND WHINY
>VOICE...
>
>
>CARASSO, "IF I BREAK MY 15 YEAR VEGITARIAN DIET IT WILL BE FOR RABBIT!"
>
>..
>.
>
>

Don't stop him now folks,  He's on a roll...
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Honour Moore)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Zwischen Brandenburger Tor und Lustgarten
Date: 8 Jan 93 03:45:04 GMT
Organization: The Church of the Second Coming of Snuggles
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

We left the Cafe' Bauer and strolled arm in arm across to Gerold's.
While she went in to stock up for the weekend, I walked along to the
next corner, drawn towards the thunder of the drums and the rhythmic 
clatter of marching boots on the cobbled square.

I was unreasonably happy.  Nobody could be this lucky twice.  While
I was standing there, lost in thought, she crept up on me from behind 
and threw her arms around me in one of those joyous embraces that 
normally only happen in romantic films.  We hailed a passing Droschke 
and went on our way, both still ever so slightly high on the smell of
the freshly roasted coffee and, well, you know... being alone together 
at last.  

And damned good coffee it was too.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca)
Subject: Short Shameful Confession
Organization: University of Notre Dame
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 04:45:39 GMT


	A number of them, actually.

	1)  I am so anal-retentive, I will never abbreviate
"Short Shameful Confession" as "SSC".

	2)  Or any other way.

	3)  And the capitals have to be right.

	4)  And I will never change the phrase to "Short
Shameful Confessions" even if posting more than one.

---
David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.

          [Replies should go to "lvacca@saintmarys.edu"]
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: My challenge to you
Keywords: boredom
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 16:19:03 GMT

In article <1ig8uaINN1ai@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
>Just give me a weapon,

Ok, here's a pocketknife.

>allot a reasonable amount of time to train,

You've got two weeks to figure out how to open it and which end to 
hold it by.

>                                            and I'll take out your
>best.

Fine. See that mesa with 500 foot (about 150 meter) smooth clifs,
concertina wire, antipersonnel mines, triple 15 foot (5 meter) fences,
guard dogs, machine gun outposts, and vats of hot oil? They're up 
there. All 10,000 of them.

>..or die trying

Oh, you're planning ahead? Great. (Hey x, we'll have some more experiment
material for you in a couple of weeks.)


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:  Christmas Memories
Distribution: world
Date: 4 Jan 93 17:56:39 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <schnitzi.726176122@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>
>What is it about canetoads that makes everyone want
>to lick them?  Gag me.

Because we're the best damn hallucinogen you're likely to find, and the
DEA hasn't started confiscating us in large quantities yet.

Once you've had toad you'll never go back.

--
...uunet!canetoad!larne                          canetoad!larne@uunet.uu.net
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Picasso-puss)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Moods
Distribution: world
Date: 6 Jan 93 21:28:00 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

Grendel, looking at one of my fiance's cassette tapes.
Reads one side: "Achtung Baby..." (flip) "...Dixie land jazz...?
Now what kinda mood would ya hafta be in to listen to *this* *tape*?"

Annie
--
What I love about my baby

...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net
From: rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The effect Ken Johnson's signature has on women
Date: 8 Jan 93 18:39:20 GMT
Organization: University of Notre Dame


	Whenever I read Ken Johnson's signature, I always wonder who
exactly has taken all the pretty, intelligent, healthy young women.

	Then I remember: me.

	And no, you can't have one.

---
David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.

	[Send replies to my TOP SECRET ACCOUNT at a DIFFERENT school]
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: YOU POISONOUS LITTLE ICE DWARFS, YOU!
Date: 7 Jan 93 22:49:59 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <9212291755.29@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <29079@oasys.dt.navy.mil> gifford@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Barbara Gifford) writes:
>>In talk.bizarre, dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
>>>Now here's a title you have to respect.
>>>I hate the 3B2
>>>The 3B2 can bite me.
>>I just wanted to say hello.  I used to work at NNMC; up in Employee
>>bite me.
>They usually don't, but Jim Small is an experimental subject that they
>keep locked up in the dungeon.  He is in a small cell with a bed, chair,
>table, and a 3B2/300 on which he is allowed to receive a feed of one
>USENET froup.  He picked talk.bizarre, much to our chagrin.
>
>And he will bite you, if you get too close.


Well, you could always mail small@cirrus.seas.ucla.edu if you want to get
bitten

-- 
I hate the 3B2
The 3B2 can bite me.
From: al837@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (John D. Nelson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Smegmas
Date: 4 Jan 1993 15:51:48 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al837@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (John D. Nelson)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


I recently wrote a batch program for an Ioline plotter to drive the paper
length to 80" instead of 34", the factory settings. My boss said it was
neat,but could you make it go a few smegmas longer. I need to know exactly
how long a, "Smegma", really is. Is it longer than a, "Smidgion", ? Or do
I need to get an inches to smegmas conversion program?
                        
-- 
"A Flute With No Holes...Is Not A Flute."
"A Doughnut With No Holes...Is A Danish"

                            Basho
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Leary, Manson, Kleps and other questions...
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Distribution: usa
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 17:30:37 GMT

In <1993Jan9.013434.24210@netcom.com> thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet) writes:
>At this point it should be remembered that 
>	   Alistair Crowley worked for British Intelligence 
>	   most of his life. - unsubstantianted rumor

Alistair Cooke worked for the British intelligentsia for most of his life.
Coincidence?
From: pcxkrm@unicorn.nott.ac.uk (K.R.Marshall)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Thought
Date: 6 Jan 93 18:54:36 GMT
Organization: Cripps Computing Centre, University of Nottingham

In article <1993Jan5.145404.25832@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
>
>In article <NF2wwB3w165w@mantis.co.uk>, mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
>> What would the post office do if you changed your name to "Par Avion"?
>> 
>> 
>> mathew
>> 
>
>I think you should try it.

What would happen if we all changed our Net addresses to /dev/null ?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Mummy was an asteroid, Daddy was             | Keith Marshall
a small, non-stick kitchen utensil..."        | pcxkrm@unicorn.nott.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject:   back
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 09:43:48 GMT

I'm back from hell. I moved. Heaven is a place
on your back. My eyes are closed as I write this.
Yours may be too. Did it move for you? ...hell, or
heaven. My back likes to watch - I watch my back 
if you'll watch yours for me. I hear a door close, 
and my eyes open.

In a shiny room, still somewhere on the planet's crust,
I think back to the days behind me. I look into
a mirror, holding it above my head and tilting it, 
but I can't see those days back there. Sometimes
I spin around really fast, and I see a few days
as they fade out. The waitress asks me to stop 
making her dizzy on the stool, and would I like 
my burger in a booth instead. "Sure," I say.

From now on, I'll eat in the phone booth.
Maybe I'll call out for food.   Real babies do.  It's a start.


bill                    bill         @          wetware.                    com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Typewriter
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 19:50:26 GMT

> L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd "Killfile Victim" Wood) writes:
{boring tripe deleted}
>
>L.
>

ya know, if someone you know has really bad breath, you can just discreetly
offer them a breath mint, or anonymously mail them a bottle of scope, and they
get the hint. how do i tell this Lloyd Lloser that he is boring us all
to tears?

-rob, and i thought reese was boring.....
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Not Available in Stores
Date: 10 Jan 1993 21:33:14 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <MJD.93Jan10142155@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of FORTRAN") writes:
>
>Rather an overstatement of the case, since you can be sure to find it a
>few weeks later on Saint Mark's Place with a notch cut out of the corner.

That's so you can insert it into the reader correctly... 9-edge leading, 
face....
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rayc@panix.com (Ray Compton)
Subject: Re: SIMILE OF THE YEAR
Organization: League of American Wheelmen - the LAW
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 01:37:41 GMT

In <73268@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:

>. On tv the other night, A&E was advertising Agatha Christie's Miss Marple.
>. The voice-over guy said "She sticks to her case like chewing gum to a
>. cat."
>. 
>. There is hope for us yet.
>. 
>. RICHH

>i still am enamoured of "her voice was like civil war in a bat colony"
>posted right here on good ol' tee dot bee just a day or two ago.
>i'm ashamed to say i've dropped the name of the poster, but i'm sure
>it'll be back, whatever it is.

The poster was in fact the infamous 'Ed Gaillard' from NYC (he's my
hero)
/rayc
-- 
<.signature     <rayc@panix.com> <rayc@command.com>    flames>/dev/null
Yeah.  Right.    These are everyones opinions!    What are you, nuts!?!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Organization: University of Notre Dame
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 03:25:11 GMT

In article <1if5plINN7c0@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Jack  
Horkheimer: Star Hustler) writes:
> In article <1993Jan5.045125.5683@news.nd.edu> rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu  
(robert vacca, who is really his son in disguise) writes:
>>
>>	People with scabs make me nervous.
> 
> ATTRIBUTION, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!
> 
	I was _waiting_ for someone to notice.
	Pat McCurdy, of course.  The man who I may not be quite
predisposed yet to worship but will, as I said earlier, look
kindly upon efforts to get him declared tax-exempt.
 
---
David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.

	    [Send e-mail replies to... aw, heck with it.]
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: elvis@netcom.com ('kEvin')
Subject: Can you say ... ?
X-Dedication: To Paul Finerty, who inspired this article.
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.australia
Summary: oral sex  
Keywords:  Wallamulloo
Organization: Joe's Java Jockeys, The World's Best Creamers
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 13:24:41 GMT


One does not live life, one experiences it. Every day consists
of hundreds of experiences, mostly small, and identity serves
as the filter which distinguishes them. Those experiences
that survive the filter become part of it.

One small experience has stuck in my mind despite many intervening
years. I read a letter to Penthouse.

Now, I've read others, but only this one can I remember.
It described an oral sex technique.

"Dear Penthouse,
 My girlfriend and I were 
 trying something new the
 other day, and let me tell
 you, it was incredible! She
 engulfed my member, looked
 up at me and said, 'Wallamulloo.'
 It was indescribable. I asked
 her to do it again and again, I
 came so hard the jism blew the
 top of her head into the ceiling."  [ slightly paraphrased - k.]

My friends were also taken by the letter, and we generated
much amusement among ourselves by asking doe-eyed frosh
women, "Can you say, ...Wallamulloo?" The most innocent
would smile blankly and repeat, "Wallamulloo?" and we
would all clap and cheer. The jaded ones suspected something.

Now of course, I cannot hear the name of a city without gauging
its potential for use in oral sex.


kEvin
proud resident of El Sobrante
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Sticky Fingers In The Information Age
Date: Sat,  9 Jan 93 19:22:31 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

	welcome to 1993, era of sophistication and computers etc.
	if you haven't yet checked out comp.risks, you may enjoy
	it. here is a recent, typical and bizarre extract.


Subject: Dutch chemical plant explodes due to typing error

In the first half of this year the chemical factory Cindu exploded causing
several deaths and a chaos. It was confirmed yesterday that a simple typing
error led to this tragic accident. Apparently the computerised chemical
processing installation was fed with data in which a comma was placed at a
wrong digit, causing the wrong amount of chemicals to be mixed in the
installation. This led to an enormous explosion and the closure of the
factory.

The Dutch news said that the responsible person has been found and he 
will be charged with negligible conduct causing death.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (.)
Subject: Re: American Boy marries Thai Girl: Found art.
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 09:15:44 GMT

tstil@Auspex.COM (Tim Stilwell) writes:
 : 
: 	10. This Thai girl is skilled labor.
:             Well, semi-skilled.  OK.  Some might say unskilled.  But
:             she can clean house very well.  She is the best cook of
:             any girl I have ever met (Sorry Moddie).  Also, she likes
:             children and takes care of them and her family very well.
:             I have heard that she cleans clothes very well too, but
:             I don't know that yet.  She still says "Wash your own.
:             We aren't married yet."  :-(   When I think about how
:             she persuades me to do my own laundry and always give 
:             her money, I am afraid to let her work.  She has management
:             potential for sure!  :-( 	
: 
: 	11. This Thai girl is still a virgin.
:             No fears about a part-time job as a prostitute.  Also,
:             she has saved herself for me.  I know how she feels about
:             herself and I know how she feels about me.  I am honoured!
: 	    But, this also means I have to teach her everything.
:             Boy am I glad that I took that Health class in college.  :-)
:
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: my favorite flavor
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 93 19:12:48 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.
X-Newsreader: rusnews v0.98

cs199aa@sdcc5.ucsd.edu (Mark Fletcher) writes:
> toothpaste and orange juice.

Toothpaste + orange juice tastes rather like Irn Bru.


mathew
[ Mine too ]
From: dvand@ctp.com (Derek Vandivere)
Subject: Michigan
Organization: Cambridge Technology Partners
Distribution: us
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 20:10:59 GMT

Even as we speak, the governor of Michigan is in the room, only
twenty feet away from me.  Oh, the glamour of it all.

				-derek

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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Typewriter
Date: 9 Jan 1993 22:22:19 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1993Jan9.212613.11823@lut.ac.uk> jon@hill.lut.ac.uk (Jon P. Knight) writes:
>burnt at the stake when he returns to the Hall tomorrow.  Or at least
>beaten up by one of our more violent females.

Hey, that's my punishment.  No fair.
--scott
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: More things Grendel has said
Date: Fri, 08 Jan 1993 12:14:48 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

In article <annie.056u@canetoad.UUCP>, Picasso-puss writes:

> "I will NOT buy anything that I cannot DROP."

One takes this to mean you will purchase your own death ASAP.

Dac
Is Blair Real?
--
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
                    <Using ARN on an Amiga 4000. Yay!>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@atlantis.uucp
Subject: SSC
Organization: Atlantis Communications, Edmonton, AB, Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 05:06:59 GMT

WTBS showed the "Master of The Game" miniseries these past three days.

I watched all nine hours of it.  I mean, having read the book...

-- 
---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")
"I'm gonna follow my feelings...I'm gonna follow my senses...I'm gonna follow   my compass!"  --Lone Justice
Current Album--Cyndi Lauper:True Colours
Current Read--Antony Swithin:The Lords of The Stoney Mountains
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Subject: Re: new!  from Mattel!
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 18:37:28 GMT

I give up. What *EXACTLY* is the new politically-correct Ken going to wear
a doll condom on? Will he still qualify as sensitive?

L. (anatomically-correct Action Men with plasticine since 1958)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: Sharing injuries
Keywords: chuckle, heard it
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 07:52:53 GMT

in rec.humor.funny, MADDI "LOSER" HAUSMANN APPROVED OF:
>
>Two men are approaching eachother on a sidewalk.  Both are dragging
>their right foot as the walk.  As they meet, one man looks at the
>other knowingly, points at his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969."
>The other hooks his thumb behind him says, "Dog shit, 20 feet back."

HAW HAW @@
HAW@
I GET IT.  SHIT JOKES ARE FUNNY. 
HAW.

>--
>Selected by Maddi Hausmann with Brad Templeton. 

MADDI IS A FUCKING MORON.  HOPEFULLY BRAD IS TAKING OVER AGAIN.  
ALTHOUGH HE'S A DICK TOO.

.
.
.
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