HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: me@dispates.u.washington.edu (My Account)
Subject: Re: homosexual joke request
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 12:34:43 GMT

What's the definition of a shame?
	A busload of faggots driving off a cliff.

What's the definition of a crying shame?
	2 of the seats were empty.

-Cohort
Organization: Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Mon,  6 Apr 1992 21:58:39 -0400 
From: Rahul Verma <rv0s+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: >>>> Indian ethic joke...

Excerpts from netnews.rec.humor: 6-Apr-92 Re: >>>> Indian ethic joke...
by boyd johnson@spectra.com 
> An old one I'll try not to botch up too bad.
>  
> Air India advertises very reasonable rates for Coach class.
> They don`t serve any food, but they let you walk the aisles of First 
> Class and beg.

What Laxman tell Ram when Bruce Lee fell into the Ganga?
Ram teri ganga mei lee.

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From: van@eff.org (Gerard Van der Leun)
Subject: Coinage Alert! We have a coinage.
Organization: The Electronic Frontier Foundation
Date: Wed, 1 Apr 1992 19:22:52 GMT

In article <5484@mtecv2.mty.itesm.mx>, gerardo@uapnx1.dgsca.unam.mx (Gerardo Cisneros) writes:
> 
> In article <1992Mar30.221254.3016@eff.org> van@eff.org (Gerard Van der Leun)  
> writes:
> > [...]
> > I suggest we Shergold this hapless user.
>                ^^^^^^^^
> Wow! A brand new VERB! Capitalized and all! Great! :-) :-) :-)
> (I really loved it.)


I confess I did it with my little warped brain. Still, it would
seem to me that the phenomena has been around long enough to
warrent becoming a verb.

sher'gold: verb -- To deluge a person or institution with huge 
waves of information, usually the same or similar to previous
information, long after the person originally requesting the
information has had it up to here with the information.

"He shergolded me with string jokes."  
"Let's shergold this luser with all versions of the purity test
we can find."
"When I opened my main and saw 3,000 messages with the Biff sig
attached I knew I have been targeting for thermonuclear
shergolding."
From: judy@evolving.com (Judy Bettinger)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: April fool's day jokes
Date: 8 Apr 92 19:51:40 GMT
Article-I.D.: evolving.1992Apr08.195140.72330
Organization: Evolving Systems, Inc.


>dat113c@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
>
>
>
>>Did anyone hear of any funny April fools day jokes/stunts.
>
>>Well, let's hear 'em!

Did anyone see the April 1 issue of the Wine Spectator?  It's normally a 
serious publication for wine enthusiasts, but the first 9 or so pages on
April 1 were done in the style of Star or the National Enquirer.  I really
can't describe it here, but if you see a copy, check it out; it's a hoot!
-- 
Judith C.  Bettinger                    Phone: 303-969-3328
Evolving Systems, Inc.                  Email: judy@evolving.com
200 Union Blvd. Suite 500               FAX: 303-969-3399
Denver, Colorado   80228                #include <std_disclaimer.h>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith)
Subject: Re: Lawyer Joke Needed
Organization: MCS/OneTouch, Inc.
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 92 20:17:32 GMT

Why do medical labs prefer using lawyers over white rats?

1) There are more plentiful.

2) Animal rights groups don't care if you kill one.

3) There are some things a rat just _won't_ do!

-- 
Craig E. Smith                                       csmith@onetouch.COM
Columbus, OH                                       orson@bluemoon.rn.com
"Life is a fulltime occupation."--Gene Kalman  ...!uunet!onetouch!csmith
"It's just one .sig after another."--me  ///<<<{{{[[[(((*)))]]]}}}>>>\\\
From: rajain@ecs.umass.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: List of : -)
Date: 10 Apr 92 13:07:22 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.015439.1688@vax1.mankato.msus.edu>, krusz@vax1.mankato.msus.edu writes:
> In article <1992Apr8.214423.27330@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, aj064@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Frederick S. Hance) writes:
>> 
>> 	I'd like a list to.
>>   
> Me too, please.
> 

	Would you be kind enuff for .... Me too !!!!!!

	Rajat.

	Email: rajain@ecs.umass.edu
	       
               rajain@sml1.ecs.umass.edu
From: farmer@henry.ece.cmu.edu (Alan A. Farmer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Request for Star Trek drinking games
Date: 16 Apr 92 15:22:44 GMT
Organization: Electrical and Computer Engineering, Carnegie Mellon

Does anyone have any of those ST drinking game files lying around?
Old Trek, New Trek, I'll take anything.  It looks like I'm heading
to an all night Trek and BEvERage thing tonight, and those games
looked strangely fun.

Email rather than post them, please, unless a lot of other people
want to see them again.

Thanks!

Alan

farmer@henry.ece.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: crosmun@mickey.rtp.dg.com (William Crosmun)
Subject: Re: Oxymorons Wanted...
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 20:56:44 GMT
Organization: Data General Corporation, RTP, NC.

In article <1992Apr3.220043.1480@spectra.com> johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson) writes:
>A warm San Francisco night
>   (from the 60's song)
>
>-- 
>========== Boyd Johnson	   nosc!spectra.com!johnson ==========

 Metal woods

 On another note, if you listen to the commentators during a sport event you
 can pick up some unintentionally humorous comments.  My favorite recently
 was Saturday, during the Master's in Augusta, one golfer was having trouble
 with his putting as a result of which he was several strokes over par.  After
 he missed yet another putt the comment was "When you're 5 strokes over par
 you haven't made a lot of putts."  The obvious rejoinder is that, if you're
 5 strokes over par you've made too many putts.


William Crosmun
crosmun@dg-rtp.dg.com

===============================================================================
Life is a mystery and it's an unsolvable one.  You simply live it through, and,
as you draw your last breath you say "What was that all about?"
                                                          - Marlon Brando
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: skydiver@dispates.u.washington.edu (People have real lives?)
Subject: Re: Funny Abbreviations/ Acronyms for Cars...?!?!?!?
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 11:54:05 GMT

In article <1992Apr5.065814.1061@pellns.alleg.edu> dudleyr@.alleg.edu (GRUB)  
writes:
> In article <1992Mar30.114116.54025@cc.usu.edu> sly9y@cc.usu.edu writes:
> > In article <2159@gandalf.intel.com>, linda@linda.intel.com (Linda Harbin)  
writes:
> > > In article <1992Mar20.175939.15755@en.ecn.purdue.edu>,  
kho@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Ping Phing Kho)  
> writes:
> > > |> I heard this from a friend of mine who doesn't like his Ford:
> > > |> 
> > > |> 	FORD = Fixed Or Repaired Daily
> > > |> 
> > > |> Anybody.... has anymore cute stuff like that?
> > > |> Please e-mail them to me (or better... POST IT!!!!)
[other stuff removed]

DODGE = Dead Or Dying Gas Eater
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ksampath@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Krishna S Sampath)
Subject: Re: April fool's day jokes?
Organization: The Ohio State University
Distribution: rec
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 17:04:01 GMT

here in columbus oh, some one put very official looking paper bags on some of
the parking meters in downtown with "free parking today" printed on them.

according to the tv report, quite a few people fell for it!

krishna

-- 
krishna s. sampath.....<this space for rent>.....kss@ampere.eng.ohio-state.edu
ohio state u, electroscience lab......(614) 292-7981 (w)...(614) 292-7297  (f)
1320 kinnear rd, columbus, oh 43212...(614) 293-0913 (h)...011-91-4542-527 (H)
From: krishnan@ganzer.ecs.umass.edu (Krishnan P Viswanath)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Bread slicer
Date: 14 Apr 92 18:51:35 GMT
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Originator: krishnan@beyux.ecs.umass.edu


  Did u know about the guy who got fired for getting his hand stuck in
the bread slicer ?


They fired the bread slicer too......
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink)
Subject: Re: hmmm
Organization: Turkey Hall
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 19:47:08 GMT

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>duke
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>eagle
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fellow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genetic
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>happened
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>injustice
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>juvenility
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kleptomania
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lexicography
>>>>>>>>>>>>>metamorphosis
>>>>>>>>>>>>neocolonialism
>>>>>>>>>>>organophosphate
>>>>>>>>>>prestidigitation
>>>>>>>>>quattuordecillion
>>>>>>>>representativeness
>>>>>>>sesquicentennarians 
>>>>>>telelectrocardiogram
>>>>>uranostaphyloplasties
>>>>ventriculosubarachnoid
>>>whosefuckingideawasthis 
>>>xradiationhasthisidefect
>>I'vefallenandIcan'tgetup!!!! 
>WhatDoYouCall1BrunetteAnd3BlondesStandingOnTheCorner?
>RegularPrice,FourBucks,FourBucks,FourBucks
>Melissa
>Tomato
>Ketsup
>Catsup
cohesionallychallengedfruitofcolor
longlivetheketchupthread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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From: tesco@bumetb.bu.edu (Bono Vox)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: First Ball
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:44:47 GMT
Reply-To: tesco@bumetb.bu.edu (Bono Vox)
Followup-To: rec.humor
Distribution: usa
Organization: Boston University

>President Bush was in Baltimore yesterday to throw out the first
>pitch at the Orioles' opening day game.  Bush threw a fastball
>that came up short, bouncing in the dirt in front of home plate.
>He said he wanted to throw a screwball, but Jerry Brown was
>in New York.

No truth to the rumor that William Kennedy Smith threw out the
first ball at the Mets' opener....

-- 
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|   (o) (o)
C        _)
 |  ,___/	
 |____/

- tesco
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bgray@uglz.UVic.CA (Bob  Gray)
Subject: Re: Oxymorons wanted...
Reply-To: bgray@uglz.UVic.CA
Organization: University of Victoria, Victoria, BC, Canada
Date: Sun, 5 Apr 92 19:49:07 GMT

In article 22348@news.cs.brandeis.edu, datta@binah.cc.brandeis.edu (AMAN) writes:
>>>>>Ok here's your biggest oxymorphon:-
>>>>>
>>>>>Great Britain.
>>>>
>>>>Not as bad as "United Kingdom".
>>>
>>>Better still: United Soviet Socialist Republic....
>>
>>Let's keep going: United States, Commonwealth of Independant States.
>>Any more?
>United Arab Emirates.
Dominion of Canada



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*Kirk McLean for Vezina/Hart!| bgray@uglw.uvic.CA | have come to the Stanley *
*Pat Quinn for Adams!        |                    | Cup is Stan Smyl's jock."*
*Pavel Bure for Calder!!!!   |                    |                          *
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mtaylor@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Marilyn L Taylor)
Subject: Re: Oxymorons wanted...
Originator: mtaylor@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
Reply-To: mtaylor@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Distribution: rec.humor
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 23:46:31 GMT

From article <968@netxcom.netx.com>, by heather@netxcom.netx.com (Heather Breakstone):
 In article <SMOORE.92Mar10110313@chocorua.dartmouth.edu>, smoore@dartmouth.edu (Sean Moore) writes:
> I want to start a collection of oxymorons, and I figured all of you
> humorists out there would be a great resource.  So here are three
> starter oxymorons:
  
> tight slacks
> green blackberries
> jumbo shrimp

Ok, here's one to ponder for a while...

Anarchy Rules

  --mtaylor@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ddavis@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Donald Davis)
Subject: Re: rape
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 14:48:35 GMT

In article <1992Apr09.224413.38651@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> gtr0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GLEN TORLEIF RYEN) writes:
>>>>God this is tripe, this is like saying that people who who dislike people who
>>>>commit rape, really want to commit rape. I assume this started of in America,
>>>
>>
>Avoid rape.  Say yes.

	Glen:

	Rape has been debated by thousands of people for thousands of
hours, but yours is the best solution I've ever heard!!!  Good call!!!
(Flamers: F*CK OFF IN ADVANCE!!!)

-- 
Donald C. Davis (alias YYZ)	My hat is off to Illinois Governor Jim Edgar
ddavis@casbah.acns.nwu.edu	for balancing the state budget *without*
				raising income taxes or cutting education!!
From: gt6512a@prism.gatech.EDU (gt6512a HOOPER, WILLIAM ALLEN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: sam
Keywords: sam kinison
Date: 15 Apr 92 19:47:01 GMT
Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology

Sam brought humor to my life and I'd like to share some with you.

In the first concert I saw him in (it was at the Fox in Atlanta),
he ended the show by getting someone from the audience to give him
the phone number of some whore that had destroyed his life.  A phone
was then brought on stage and Sam proceeded to call this person.
When he got her on the phone he explained that so-and-so (the person
he got the number from--I know, obvious for some) and four thousand of
his friends wanted her to know that she was a (you know what goes here).

As I thought of all past whores in my life, and with tears running from
my eyes, I laughed the hardest I believe I ever have.

Sam will be missed.




Allen Hooper
-- 
If I could spell I'd be at a liberal arts college.
HOOPER, WILLIAM ALLEN Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta Georgia, 30332
uucp:     ...!{allegra,amd,hplabs,ut-ngp}!gatech!prism!gt6512a
Internet: gt6512a@prism.gatech.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.urban
From: jjm13@po.cwru.edu (Jeff Murphy)
Subject: Re: Sam Kinison's last words
Organization: Case Western Reserve University
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 00:25:40 GMT

In article <rdippold.703294275@cancun> rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:

>edwardy@uhunix.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (Edward Yagi) writes:

>>along this AHHHH AHHHHH! AHHHHH! thread..
>> dont know if this is true or not, but I heard his real last words/actions
>>were: he was first pleading to somebody (doctor?) that he didnt want to die..
>>'please dont let me die..' but then, he became quiet and made like he was
>>listening to somebody and then said 'why?' anther pause then finally 'ok'
>>then died..

>Another urban legend in the making!  Both accounts I saw in the papers
>said his neck was broken and he died almost immediately.

Quoted from the _Plain Dealer_ (Cleveland, Ohio), Sunday, April 12:

	     Immediately after the crash...Kinison at first appeared 
	fine, said friends who watched the crash from a second car.  
	With only minor cuts on his lips and forehead, he wrenched
	himself free of his mangled vehicle and lay down only after
	friends begged him to do so.

	     "He said, `I don't want to die, I don't want to die,' "
	recounted Carl Labove, Kinison's best friend and long-time
	opening act, who held Kinison's bleeding head in his hands.

	     Kinison paused, as if listening to a voice that couldn't
	be heard, LaBove said.

	     "But why?" asked Kinison...  It sounded, LaBove said, as 
	if "he was having a conversation, talking to somebody else.
	He was talking upstairs.  Then I heard him go, `Okay, okay,
	okay.'  The last `okay' was so soft and at peace ... whatever
	voice was talking to him gave him the right answer and he just
	relaxed with it.  He said it so sweet, like he was talking to
	someone he loved."


I also heard a similar account on television.

Jeff
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: knechod@stacc.med.utah.edu (Kevin Nechodom)
Subject: Sam Kinison's last words
Organization: University of Utah STACC
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 16:05:31 GMT

My apologations to anyone offended by my lack of sensitivity.  I
really got a kick out of the guy.

What were Sam Kinison's last words, right before his fatal car crash?

"AAHH!!  AAHH!  AAAAHHHH-H-H-H-H!!!!"

[Kevin, you're sick!]




-- 
Kevin Nechodom U of U STACC (801) 581-6410 | "It's okay to murder babies, but
   If I knew what I said, then maybe I     |  we really otta save the whales!"
   would know what to disclaim!            | -- Randy Stonehill, _Stop_the_
knechod@stacc.med.utah.edu                 |    _World,_I Want_to_Get_Off!_
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: vagus@saturn.sdsu.edu (Alexander Vagus)
Subject: Letter from IRS
Originator: vagus@saturn.sdsu.edu
Organization: San Diego State University, Math Dept.
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 01:31:31 GMT

WARNING !!!!!
Some people may find the following offensive, and if you are one of
those please skip it.





















--------------------------------------------------------------------------
To:       All Male Taxpayers
From:     Internal Revenue Service
Subject:  Increased Tax Payments

The only thing the Internal Revenue Service has not taxed is your pecker.

This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed
30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up and 10% of 
the time it is employed. But it operates in the hole. Furthermore, it has
two dependents and they are both nuts.

Accordingly, after March 1, 1992, your pecker will be taxed based on its
size, using the "Pecker Checker Scale" bellow. Determine your category and
insert the additional tax under "other taxes, page 2, part V. line 61 of 
your standard Income Tax return.

                    PECKER CHECKER SCALE
                 -----------------------------
10-12 inches          Luxury Tax                 $50.00
 8-10 inches          Pole Tax                   $25.00
 6-8  inches          Privilege Tax              $15.00
 4-6  inches          Nuisance Tax               $ 5.00

NOTES:
Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund
Please do not ask for an extension
Males with a pecker in excess of 12 inches should file under Capital Gains
If unsure of your correct category, call our office and we will send out a
Pecker Meter 
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Regards,
Alexander Vagus || vagus@saturn.sdsu.edu

Standard disclaimer applies.
From: walrus@bessel.umd.edu (Grig Larson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A Practical Joke
Date: 10 Apr 92 18:22:45 GMT
Organization: Punk Walrus Enterprises, Inc.


A friend of mine did this to this kid he hated who called his BBS a lot:
 
Posted this kid's home phone on a huge local BBS list, and posted a bait
that any 13-year old BBS geek would go for. It went something like:
 
                      Call Brian's 24-hour BBS!!
                      --------------------------

20 Message bases - 4 x-rated! 4 Nodes, unrestricted chat room! Files galore
on my new 200 meg HD!! From shareware to "special files" for those who
qualify access! Hackers welcome! .SND files made daily from Nirvana and
Metallica! Instant validation with no call-back!e need lots of new users!

Then there was this ascii-picture that said "Metallica Rulz" and the kid's
phone number.
 
Well, this kid got a phone call about every 10 minutes with screaming modem
noise in his ear. And he had call waiting, too! His mom, who was totally
inept, kept complaining to the phone company that her lines were damaged, and
they insisted they were OK... etc. It apparently took 5 weeks before they
finally changed their number.
 
Speaking on computer illiterate moms, another BBS sysop confided in me that
someone's mother got upset that her little boy was on this "BSS" so much,
that she kept calling the number to complain.... vocally. She would shout
into the modem, "We seem to have a bad connection...."
 


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[   /\   |  basement, I'll go up-  ||  Punk Walrus on the      |   /\   ]
[ Punkus |  stairs and check..."   ||  FanTek BBS 301-203-9582 | It's   ]
[ Walrus |       -- M.C. Escher -- ||  SF&F Author Extrordinare| Punkie!]
=========================================================================
If I've told you once, I have told you a million times, don't use hyperbole!
From: veluvali@cs.scarolina.edu (Sunil K Veluvali)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: HYDROSTATICS AND ALL THAT JAZZ...
Date: 17 Apr 92 07:46:52 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: USC  Department of Computer Science


Hi,
	 If you are easily offended by obscene jokes please skip this
one else go ahead ........

















	I had a rather obese physics teacher in my high school who was 

teaching hydrostatics. I have to add, she had a rather funny accent. One

day she said (accented words in []):
	
	Students, do you know that dam[e]s have large bases at the bottom

because more pressure is thrust there !!

-- Sunil.
From: chan@pyramid.unr.edu (Kaho Chan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A found riddle!
Date: 16 Apr 92 00:38:27 GMT
Article-I.D.: equinox.3416
Reply-To: chan@pyramid.unr.edu (Kaho Chan)
Organization: University of Nevada, Reno

In article <5150090@hplsla.hp.com> barryg@hplsla.hp.com (Barry Gunn) writes:
>>/ hplsla:rec.humor / rdc8@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Robert D Castro) /  5:52 am  Apr  2, 1992 /
>>
>>I found this riddle while cleaning out my filing cabinet.  Don't
>>remember where I got it from but I thought I would post it.
>>
>>
>>What's the first number in the English language that uses the letter
>>"A"?
>>
>>----------
>
>One thousanth (1/1000)

How about this:

negative infinity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(and I win the grand prize!)

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    / ________()  Kaho Chan(man) /      /
   / /\______    University of  /*     /
  / /_/_____()  Nevada, Reno    \     /
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From: cnmst2@unix.cis.pitt.edu (Charles N May)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: "Make like a..."
Summary: One more
Date: 15 Apr 92 02:04:56 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

How about "make like a breech baby and butt outta here"?
From: rdc8@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Robert D Castro)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: 2nd found riddle
Keywords: 2nd
Date: 8 Apr 92 14:02:07 GMT
Reply-To: rdc8@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Robert D Castro)
Organization: Columbia University


What number in the English language when spelled out is
already in alphabetical order?

Hit "n" now if you don't want to see the answer and solve it for your self!
Answer enclosed!




FORTY...40

40 is NOT spelled F O U R T Y.
and not 8 (eight)  The alaphabet goes efghi.

Hope you enjoyed.

Rob C.
From: rxkgt@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (George Tzanatos)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sick and digusting sheep jokes wanted
Date: 10 Apr 92 16:37:44 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.

m_cole@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (M Cole) writes:

>>Why do you have sex with sheep near cliffs?
>>
>>So they push back harder.

>Australia - where men are men, and sheep are nervous

>Marc

...Its only been 12 months since the last lot of NZ jokes....flame wars again..

Why do NZ horses run so fast?
  They saw what happened to the sheep.

What's the latest fashion accessory in NZ?
  Velcro gloves.

Why do NZ women exist?
  Sheep can't cook.

What do NZ children learn 1st in prep?
  The baaaasics.

NZ a country where men are men and sheep invest in rear-view mirrors.

& let the flame war commence... &