HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: JOKES MAILING LIST
From: sweide@uceng.UC.EDU (Steve Weide)
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 15:18:26 GMT
Organization: College of Engineering, University of Cincinnati

If you have a thread of decency do not put yourself on this mailing list.
They are the same jokes that are on the net, only a few days older.
                              Steve
Xref: sparky rec.humor:26368 soc.culture.polish:2008
From: bcschu@skws02.monsanto.com (Brett Schultz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: 18 Aug 92 18:34:54 GMT
Organization: Monsanto Company

anton@gagme.chi.il.us (Andrzej Borowiec) writes:
: In article <1992Aug6.193535.24462@tin.monsanto.com> bcschu@skws02.monsanto.com (Brett Schultz) writes: 
: 
: >Here's a pretty good polak joke.  
: > 
: > 
: >Q: What did Jesus say to the Polish before he left? 
: > 
: >A: Play dumb 'til I get back.  
: > 
: > 
: >Did ya like it?? 
: > 
: >--Brett 
: > 
: > 
: 
: Yo, shit for brains, you polack or sonsing? 
: YA FARGAT TA CRASSPAST TO SAC.CALTARE.PALISH!
: 
: I'm doing it for you this time, but remember next time to x-post all the
: ethnic jokes to their appropriate newsgroups. Otherwise those dumb
: sonsobitches will never know about your superior brain power.
: 
: Andrzej A. Borowiec


Somebody asked to post Polish jokes, so I did.  Nothing was mentioned about
posting to soc.culture.polish.

Sorry about offending you and your buddy from Cape Town.  I think that you guys
need to relax.

Brett
From: speers@opus.mcds.com (Daniel E. Speers)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Esther, Diana Limerick
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 92 13:31:57 EDT
Organization: Dan's Domain, Randolph, New Jersey

<MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:

> -- Sal "Saviour of Breakfast" Desinao


  My Breakfast be SAVED!  Oh LORD the god of cereals my master!
  Praise to the my god who hath saved my flakes of corn from
 thy sin of soggy-ness.s.

-- And Now. --

   Perhaps we should move this to: alt.rec.religion.breakfast.gods

Xref: sparky rec.humor:26784 soc.culture.polish:2058
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: 22 Aug 92 13:12:07 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Aug20.220742.5917@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
|In article <1992Aug18.183738.17605@tin.monsanto.com> bcschu@skws02.monsanto.com (Brett Schultz) writes:
|>It was just a joke.  I really don't think that Polish have any less brain power
|>than anyone else.
|>
|>Brett
|>
|> 
|
|Brett, your statements are very offensive to me - wheather you think
|this is a joke or not you are just simply spreading hatred and
|insults. As a community of intellectual's this cannot be tolerated
|on the network and you should just simply stop posting this kind 
|of crap; keep it to yourself. ALSO THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR 
|SHOULD SEE TO THIS. 

Please, give this man a break. Read what he wrote: he's apologizing!
Like he said: jokes and reality are two different worlds.

Ok, ObJoke:

An Englishman (E), a Frenchman (F) and a Dutchman (D) are standing next
to the grave of a deceased friend, mourning. 

F: I still have to pay him 100 guilders, he lent me once. I know it's 
   too late now, but take it as a token of my appreciation for him.

The Frenchman drops a 100 guilder note into the grave.

E: Yep, I still have to pay him 100 guilders too. Ok, I like what
   you did, here's my note ...

The Englishman drops a 100 guilder note into the grave too.

D: Gee guys, I really appreciate your gesture. I still owe him
   100 guilders too. But I'm a bit short on cash, I'll write
   a 300 guilders cheque drop it in the grave and take the
   two 100 guilder notes ok?

kind regards and take it easy ...

Jos aka jos@and.nl
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish
From: aleks@cray.com (Aleksander Mazur)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: 21 Aug 92 16:05:39 CDT


In article <86791@netnews.upenn.edu> kkniaz@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Krzysztof W. Kniaz) writes:
>In article <1992Aug21.192806.23628@dgbt.doc.ca> ted@dgbt.doc.ca (Ted Grusec) writes:
>
>>Just as a point of clarification, is one allowed to "bash" one's own
>>culture? I.E. is a Pole allowed to make "Polack jokes"?
>
>Sure, if you're a Pole (polish heritage would be OK I suppouse) go ahead,
>if not get lost! :-)
>
>
Krzysztof forgot to mention, that if you are organized fellow-countryman
(ziomek), then you are entitled to two, not only one Polack joke per day.
Have fun Ted and go ahead, make my day everyday.

Aleksander Mazur

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pat@rousku.kau.vtt.fi (Pasi Antero Tervonen)
Subject: Re: TV ads / bible / gun control / life in general
Organization: Technical Research Centre of Finland, Machine Automation
	Laboratory
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 08:25:50 GMT


 Way to go man! That's unfuckingbelievable!

 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.politics.clinton,talk.politics.guns
From: holland@access.digex.com (Brian Holland)
Subject: Re: Guns don't kill ...
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, Maryland USA
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 20:54:08 GMT


>>>PS, any of you have any opinions on someone starting law school at 34?
>>
>>Why not, I knew a guy who became a male prostitute at 36.
>
>The only differance I see is the age.

There's a huge difference.  If I was a male prostitute, I'd probably
tell my mom what I do for a living.

__
Brian Holland			(202) 835-8072
HOPKINS & SUTTER
888 16th Street
Washington, D.C. 20006


Xref: sparky rec.humor:26608 alt.politics.clinton:2344 talk.politics.guns:19698
From: sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.politics.clinton,talk.politics.guns
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Keywords: joke, very funny, haha, etc.
Date: 20 Aug 92 19:27:33 GMT
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology

In article <183135@pyramid.pyramid.com> glambert@pyramid.com (George Lambert) 
writes:
>If your assertion is correct, how was the military backed coup of Gorbachev
>overthrown by an unarmed population?  Keep in mind that the conventional
>forces of the USSR were the largest of any nation in the world. 

You don't know much about economics do you?  The collapse of the Soviet
Government occurred _under its own weight_; the Soviet system of government
_wasn't working_.  It was not a case--as the American Revolution was--of
a group of oppressed people overthrowing a vast army.  It was a case
were even a large portion of the army, loyal to Yeltsin, realized that
they were doomed to economic failure if they held on to communism.

There certainly can be cases where a country is doing fine economically,
yet chooses to oppress its people.  In these cases, the government won't
fall without a fight.

>The point is that your argument doesn't hold much water in light of recent
>events in the USSR, and a similar story can be told about how the British 
>were forced from colonial rule in India.

A gun is not a solution to EVERY problem.  So what?  Neither is a car,
a hammer, etc.

>George Lambert

Are you related to Tim "lean back an' enjoy it" Lambert?
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: CFD for misc.me.too
Date: 19 Aug 92 19:46:46 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.

In article <14069@auspex-gw.auspex.com>, johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
|> This is a CFD for the creation of a newgroup called misc.me.too.
|> The group will be moderated as discussion is not allowed.  Only articles
|> which contain the words "me too" or "add me to the list" will be allowed. 
|> Votes will only be accepted on the net (not via email).  The group will
|> automatically be crossposted to talk.bizarre, comp.unix.wizards, and 
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^   
|> alt.music.rush as it annoys the hell of those folks when non-topical articles
|> are crossposted.

very mature...veerrrryy mature.


|> If the group doesn't piss, I'll create a me-too mailing list which
|> will be sent out as a digest to those that are interested in reading 
|> interesting "me too" and "please add me to the list" articles, because
|> these articles are always the most interesting ones on the net.  
|>  
|> +===============================++
|> | John Fereira                   |
|> | johnf@auspex.com               |
|> +===============================                    
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: BACS Data Communications Group <commgrp@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: balls
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 23:24:20 GMT

Q:  What's green and has 16 balls?
A:  A pool table.

Q:  What has 75 balls and screws old women?
A:  Bingo.

Q:  What has fuzzy green balls and eats pussy?
A:  Billie Jean King.

--

Frank     reid@ucs.indiana.edu
From: st1ns@rosie.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Little Red (The real story)
Date: 13 Aug 92 16:45:00 GMT
Article-I.D.: rosie.13AUG199211451816
Organization: University of Houston
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <melliott.713707071@convex.convex.com>, melliott@convex.com (Mark Elliott) writes...

[lots of stuff deleted]
>...the four letter word starting with f and meaning sex in mixxed company
                                                     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

It means "sex in mixxed company"?  Really?  I've always assumed that it applied equally to
sheep, vinyl acquaintances and assorted other non-mixxed-company orifices.  Oh well, I
guess I'll just have to modify my usage.  (Next somebody will be trying to tell me that
"screw" is a term for helically grooved fasteners instead of being a synonymn for lose.)  
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dstienek@gozer.idbsu.edu (Dan Stieneke)
Subject: Re: Bathroom humor
Organization: Boise State University
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 20:38:47 GMT

In article <matt.713690499@unidata.ucar.edu> matt@unidata.ucar.edu (Matt Hicks) writes:
>>Here I lie in stinky vapor,
>>because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
>>Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
>>or shall I be forced to use my finger.
>
>"Here I lie...?!!" What odd bathroom habits. I think this person
>will have trouble with or without paper.
>--
>_________________________________________________  /\_/\  _________________
>Matthew  B.  Hicks     | Unidata Program Center | ((ovo))  The spotted owl:
>matt@unidata.ucar.edu  | UCAR, PO Box 3000      | ():::()  the other "other
>303/497-8676	        | Boulder, CO 80307-3000 |   VVV    white meat."   

WICKED sig, guy.  As one of the few non-ecofreaks left in America, I salute
you!


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel)
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Keywords: joke, very funny, haha, etc.
Organization: The Ohio State University
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 18:27:30 GMT

In article <1305@netxcom.netx.com> jwc@netx.com (Jeff Comer) writes:
>>- Guns don't kill people, bullets do.  People with gun just do it
>>- more efficiently!  :-)
>>
>>   Tsk.  Tsk.  Tsk.
>>   The truth is ... GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE - GOD KILLS PEOPLE
>
>No no you all have it wrong.
>I have it on good authority that DEATH KILLS PEOPLE!

No, that's wrong too.  Both LIFE and DEATH take an equal part
in killing people.  It is well known that DEATH is quite harmless
to people who are not living.
From: novanet@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: The Mathematical Horse (correction)
Date: 15 Aug 92 00:56:16 GMT
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <1992Aug14.215200.6970@ac.dal.ca>, novanet@ac.dal.ca writes:
> Here is a REALLY AWFUL PUN I once had the pleasure (??!!) of decoding on a
> math worksheet in junior high school:
> 
> 	There once was a poor but honest farmer, whose only possession was
> 	a horse which he had had for many years. This horse was beginning
> 	to grow old, and it could no longer plough the farmer's fields fast
> 	enough to be of any real use.
> 
> 	Even though he knew that it was time to sell the horse to the glue
> 	factory, the farmer didn't want to kill his only friend in the world.
> 	He sat up all one night trying to think of alternatives, but finally
> 	he decided that, if he didn't think of another use for the old horse 
> 	in the next 24 hours, he would bring it to the factory.
> 
> 	The next day, he still hadn't thought of anything to do, so he sadly
> 	led the horse down the road towards the glue factory. On the way to 
> 	the factory, they passed a school. On the road outside the school, a
> 	child had dropped a math book - elementary arithmetic. The horse
> 	stopped dead in the road and stared at the book.
> 
> 	The farmer picked up the book, and to his surprise the horse began
> 	to turn the pages, as if reading the book! An idea began to form
> 	in the farmer's mind - he had once seen a circus with a horse that
> 	could add. Could his horse do the same? Only one way to find out...
> 
> 	Within six months, the horse had learned everything in the book,
> 	and the farmer traveled the countryside with it, doing shows in 
> 	all the little villages in the area. People paid vast sums of 
> 	money to see this horse which could not only add, but subtract,
> 	multiply, and divide - even with fractions!
> 
> 	The farmer became rich beyond his wildest dreams, but he also 
> 	became rather greedy. He thought to himself, "If the horse can
> 	master that simple book, it should be able to learn some harder
> 	math!" So he went to a store and bought a book on graphing linear
> 	functions on the X-Y system.
> 
> 	When he put the book down in front of the horse, that animal just
> 	went absolutely berserk! Its body stiffened, and then it ran 
> 	frantically away across the hills. The farmer gave chase, but when
> 	he caught up with the horse, it was wheezing terribly and seemed
> 	about to collapse. (It was, after all, a very old horse) It died
> 	on the next day. The farmer drowned his sorrows in drink, and he 
> 	died a pauper soon after.
> 
> *+*+*+*+*+ THE MORAL OF THE STORY +*+*+*+*+*
> 
> "YOU CAN'T PUT DESCARTED BEFORE THE HORSE!"
>                        ^
> (GROAN!)
> 
> Mary Ellen Foster
> MARYELEN @ hfx001.ns.istc.ca

Obviously, that should be "Descartes" - teach me to touch type!!
From: paulh@tekcae.cax.tek.com (Paul Hammer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re:  Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Date: 19 Aug 92 17:45:01 GMT
Article-I.D.: tekcae.1013
Organization: Tektronix, Inc., Beaverton,  OR.

In article <9208150401.AA07445@jetslag.cam.org> steve@jetslag.cam.org (Steve Perkins) writes:
>>Guns don't kill people, bullets do. 
>
>That gun gets the bullets moving awfuly fast though...
>

No, the gun powder gets the bullet moving.  The gun merely
make the bullet spin a little and briefly guides it in
some direction.

-...
From: thomase@tekig5.pen.tek.com (Stan England)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Sven and Leda - offensive to Swedes (rot 13)
Keywords: Svedish joke
Date: 20 Aug 92 19:09:50 GMT

Fira nfxrq Yrqn gb qnapr naq fur nterrq. Nf gurl jrer qnapvat
Fira fnvq "Bu, Yrqn, Lbh ner fhpu n ovt ibzna, lbh pbhyq cynl
ivg qr Terra Onl Cnpxref." gb juvpu Yrqn erfcbaqrq,
"Bu ab Fira, V cynl bayl ivg Byvr'f cnpxre".

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   Searching: England,Doss,Lang,Moody,Davies,Butler in AL,TN & GA
From: rstya@mdavcr.mda.ca (Roy Styan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ~~~~ BABIES, CONTAGIOUS & LOLLIPOPS ~~~~
Date: 20 Aug 92 17:08:39 GMT
Organization: MacDonald Dettwiler, 13800 Commerce Parkway, Richmond, BC, Canada  V6V 2J3


andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:
>-- 
>|      Andy Cannon       |"Love is what seperates us from the animals"       |
>| Misplaced Yorkshireman |                                                   |
>|   Spider Systems Ltd   |"No, what seperates us from the animals is that we |
>|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |don't clean our own genitals with our tongue"      |

yea. We get our women to do it for us!
-- 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kasvand@ccrs.emr.ca (Tony Kasvand)
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited...
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 19:02:05 GMT

In article <1992Aug18.144257.23203@unislc.uucp> miket@unislc.UUCP (Michael Thompson,B2C04,4560) writes:
>In article <1992Aug17.142830.6596@dragon.acadiau.ca> 890232a@dragon.acadiau.ca (Steve Astels) writes:
>>>>Taxi Cab Drivers
>>>>Prison Reform
>>>>Government Subsidies
>>>>Foriegn Imports
>>>>Strip Mining
>>>>System Manager
>>>rec.humor.funny
>>
>>Here in Canada one of our favorites is "American Intellegence"
>
>How interesting Steve, one of our favorites down here is "Canadian Humor"

           Actually, that is a redundancy.


   <Lots of Bart Simpson B.S. exterminated >




-- 
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Ottawa, Canada     | to discover... How can Canadians party all night and   
kasvand@ccrs.emr.ca| still function in the morning! "    
                                  - The Royal Canadian Air Farce
From: mikeu@dinar.sbi.COM (Michael Urbanski)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: please help me name my machine
Date: 19 Aug 92 19:15:14 GMT
Organization: Salomon Brothers Arbitrage Support, NY,NY

I always thought that if I had to name a network of machines,
I would use words from Lewis Caroll's "Jabberwock".  Use the
nonsense words like brillig, gyre, mimsy, borrowgroves, etc.

-- 
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# Salomon Bros. Inc.  # mikeu@daffy.sbi.com   #   JOY! JOY!   #
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# NY, NY  10048       #                       #  Ren & Stimpy #
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From: ria@dash.udev.cdc.com (Richard Askew)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Use the word...
Date: 14 Aug 92 13:40:03 GMT
Organization: Control Data Systems Inc., London
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel) writes:
: In article <1992Aug12.023427.15137@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel) writes:
: |> In article <1992Aug11.223747.10543@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ila
: |> na Stern) writes:
: |> 
: |> >> Any other "Use the word" jokes out there? There'd better be, or I'll start
: |> >> singing like Fivel! Yes I like him, but he don't sing to good.
: |> >
: |> >Use the word "innuendo" in a sentence:
: |> >If your door's locked, you'll have to come innuendo!
: |> >
: |> >They got divorced because they were incompatible:
: |> >He had the incom, and she was patible!
: 
: I thought that "innuendo" was an Itialian Suppository.
  
  I thought that "innuendo" was a maker of hand-help computer games.

--
Richard 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: matt@unidata.ucar.edu (Matt Hicks)
Subject: Re: Bathroom humor
Organization: Scientific Computing Division/NCAR Boulder, CO
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 07:21:39 GMT

>Here I lie in stinky vapor,
>because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
>Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
>or shall I be forced to use my finger.

"Here I lie...?!!" What odd bathroom habits. I think this person
will have trouble with or without paper.
--
_________________________________________________  /\_/\  _________________
Matthew  B.  Hicks     | Unidata Program Center | ((ovo))  The spotted owl:
matt@unidata.ucar.edu  | UCAR, PO Box 3000      | ():::()  the other "other
303/497-8676	       | Boulder, CO 80307-3000 |   VVV    white meat."   
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: miked@areaplg2.corp.mot.com (Mike Danielsen)
Subject: Re: Bushisms and beyond
Organization: Motorola, CCR&D, CORP, Schaumburg, IL
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 21:39:25 GMT
Keywords: topical, isms, original

>In article <S43f.3981@looking.on.ca> lanznar@world.std.com (David J Lanznar) writes:
>>(this is original)
>>
>>The following appeared in a story in today's (8/3) Boston Globe describing
>>President Bush's campaign appearance at a picnic near Chicago yesterday:
>>
>>	"Then Bush responded to questions about whether he would drop 
>>	 out of the race by holding up a half-eaten ear of corn to the
>>	 questioners, a gesture he did not explain."
>>
>>This is a new high point in the art of the Bushism.  Now the President
>>doesn't even need to use *words* to say things that nobody can figure out.
>>

I think what the president is trying to say is -

"If you think I'm going to drop out of the race, you can shove 
this corn cob up your *ss."
From: t9114138@phillip.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: need some classic comedy
Date: 18 Aug 92 14:43:55 GMT
Organization: RMIT (Bundoora Campus)

In article <1992Aug17.151028.6091@iscsvax.uni.edu>, bohy6489@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
> HEEELLLPPP!!!
> 
> I rather desperately need a text copy of Abbot and Costello's "Who's on First"
> routine.  If anyone out there can direct me to a source of such (not audio,
> that should be relatively easy to get) a copy, please e-mail to me as I do not
> regularly read this group.
> 
> Thanks

You took the words right out of my mouth!!!

I've been trying to locate this myself and I was meaning to post this to news
but you beat me to it. Thanks. So if anyone does get a text copy can you
please..please..please mail it to me also !  


Better yet why don't you post it to news and let the rest of the world read it
too . 

Thanks in advance!! 
Georgia.
t9114138@phillip.edu.au

> 
> ===============================================================================
> Jim Bohy                                        | "I am he as you are he as you
> Graduate Student - Computer Science Education   |  are me as we are all
> University of Northern Iowa                     |  together..." - J. Lennon
> Cedar Falls, IA  50614                          |
> bohy@att1.uni.edu                               |  by the above, I am myself
> ===============================================================================
From: smackinl01@cc.curtin.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Atheists
Date: 13 Aug 92 03:55:48 GMT
Organization: Curtin University of Technology

I don't believe in atheism.
-- 
Simon.
Have you got a form 27/b?
From: edwardy@uhunix.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (Edward Yagi)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Jokes
Date: 21 Aug 92 03:11:30 GMT
Organization: University of Hawaii

In article <1992Aug9.200432.29429@athena.mit.edu> njblock@athena.mit.edu (Ned Block) writes:
>In article <1992Aug8.012348.18422@nuscc.nus.sg> sci10019@nusunix3.nus.sg (YU HONG WEY) writes:
>> Q: What's a deer with no eye?
>> A: No idea.
>
> Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
> A: Still no idea.
>
> Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no dick?
> A: Still no f*ckin' idea!
>
*sigh*
 here we go again..

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no dick and going to hell?
A: still no goddamned f*uckin idea..

and lastly..

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no dick, no body, no head..?
A: hat rack.

ha. ha.
						humor from hawaii.
						edman