HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Happy Kiboday
From: mcirvin@husc9.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 10 Apr 92 16:49:13 EDT
Organization: Harvard University Science Center
Keywords: xvob 
Summary: do I make the cut??

In article <1992Apr8.205724.11239@math.ucla.edu> sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat) writes:
>In article <BME85I.JwE@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
>>But I'm jealous because your consonant-rich last name ALREADY looks rot13.
>>
>>And, of course, 'Kasprzak' begins and ends with K, the swellest letter.
>>In rot13 they change to exxes, the exxiest letter.
>
>I'm jealous because it's pronounced the same as "Casprak", one of
>Edgar Rice Burroughs' imaginary worlds.  You know, the one right next
>to Caprona.  (reference: J. B. Post's _Atlas of Fantasy_)

I just discovered with delight and astonishment that my rot13d name
is Znggurk ZpVeiva.  Do I make the X-Vob cut?


-- 
Matthew James McIrvin     Znggurk Wnzrf ZpVeiva
mcirvin@husc.harvard.edu
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Happy Kiboday
Date: 13 Apr 92 15:46:56 GMT
Article-I.D.: rodan.RSHOLMES.92Apr13114118
	<1992Apr6.231908.19944@math.ucla.edu>
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
In-reply-to: sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu's message of Mon, 6 Apr 92 23:19:08 GMT

Hey, does Evpuneq Ubyzrf qualify?  OH BOY!!! BU OBL!!!
--
 - Rich Holmes                            rich@suhep.bitnet or
   Syracuse U. Physics Dept.              rich@suhep.phy.syr.edu

		 How's my .sig?  Call 1-800-WAR-LORD
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From: jeffj@yang.earlham.edu (ChaOs)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: kibo@world.std.com -- anagrams (@=a)
Date: 9 Apr 92 21:01:37 GMT
Organization: Gotterdammerung, Inc.

In article <1992Apr9.115049.5960@bsu-ucs.uucp>, 00mjstum@bsu-ucs.uucp (Matthew J. Stum) writes:
> In article <TqDsiB2w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US>, amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
>> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>> 
>>> 15.  Combat Dildo Works
>>> ***************************
>> 
>> This is my favorite anagram of the week.
> This is my favorite diaphram of the week.
 This is my favorite diagram of the weak. 
-- 
JeffJ@yang.earlham.edu (Jeff Johnston) "Partez, sil vous plait. J'ai un fusil."
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)
Subject: Cookie Correctness
Organization: A room filled with typography (in Boston's Back Bay)
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 01:44:40 GMT

[]
	Pepperidge Farm Distinctive Cookies are, according to the
package, "made for the discriminating palate."

	I can't eat them, my palate's politically correct.

								-- K.
From: kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Uh oh, I'm half a word in Hungarian.
Date: 13 Apr 92 04:15:14 GMT
Article-I.D.: world.BMMp5F.36x
Organization: A room filled with typography (in Boston's Back Bay)

In article <axolotl.703136742@syzygy> axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au writes:
>kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
> >Almost makes me want to run out and learn the language when I'm done
> >with Finnish, Cantonese, and Australian.
>
>Finnish is almost the same as Hungarian, they're both from the Ugric
>language group.  Or something.

Finno-Ugric, if I recall my linguistics class.  I think Turkish is also
a relative.  (Of course, none of them share a vocabulary or anything
convenient.)

>Australian and American are both from the Redneck group, so you
>should have less trouble there.

Except that Aussies have wacky accents.  Hey, Iain, if you ever come to
visit, I'll drag you down the street to one of Emerson's
accent-reduction "V&A" classes.  Then you can be Normal like me!

Say, have you noticed that my .signature seems to have vanished?  I
think it's in hiding until I settle on a two-line version, the current
three-liner is starting to look big and nonpretentious.

						-- K.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu (christopher williams)
Subject: Re: Great crappie boat forsale!!!!
Originator: cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu
Organization: University of North Texas
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 20:02:33 GMT

[found in dfw.forsale]
why would ANYONE buy a crappy boat?

-cgw-

--
christopher williams   cgw@unt.edu  +1 817 565 4161  Just a guy
lead programmer/operator, university of north texas  made of dots and lines.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)
Subject: Re: Uh oh, I'm half a word in Hungarian.
Organization: A room filled with typography (in Boston's Back Bay)
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 01:35:34 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.051124.20639@math.ucla.edu> sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat) writes:
>In article <BMMp5F.36x@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
>>Hey, Iain, if you ever come to
>>visit, I'll drag you down the street to one of Emerson's
>>accent-reduction "V&A" classes.  Then you can be Normal like me!
>
>Have a big .sig, Iain ... it's not a pod ... we all enjoy them ...
>have one ... you'll be glad you did ... it's a good thing Kibo made 
>it ... we're all thankful ... it's not a pod ... we insist ... 
>
>Yes, it's "Invasion of the Kiboday Watchers!"  (cue spooky music)

"The Day Kibo Exploded!"

>>Say, have you noticed that my .signature seems to have vanished?  I
>>think it's in hiding until I settle on a two-line version, the current
>>three-liner is starting to look big and nonpretentious.
>>
>It's afraid it might cause a brouhaha in a more serious newsgroup if
>somebody replies to it.

When I have a more pretentious one I'll start posting it again.

>Maybe it wants you to acknowledge your true identity: Cowboy K!

I am not Cowboy K.  I am, however, Master Of Speaking With No Vowels But
Schwas.  

I wrote two stories today in which Rickie-Tickie Stickies were used as
weapons of destruction.  Retro AND pomo simultaneously!
							-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sramming@athena.mit.edu (Scott '~ibo' Ramming)
Subject: Re: net.celebrities canonical list - version 0.001
Organization: Mechanical Institute of Texas
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 01:10:42 GMT

In article <BM3J4I.FJx@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
>[alt.folklore.computers]
>In article <2APR92042246@acad3.alaska.edu> fsspr@acad3.alaska.edu writes:
>>
>>Interesting personalities:  Certainly BIFF and Kibo qualify here (and
>>don't forget that some have suggested that they are one and the same). 
>
>Nobody's ever suggested that to my face (or my email box), if memory
>serves (I'm "KIBIFF", not BIFF.)  However, I've said before, and I'll
>say it again, the original BIFF is Sean "Xibo" Coates.  Perhaps you're
>confuing the *ibos again?
>
>(Next you'll tell me that ~ibo lives in Texas.)

Hmmmm. If I live in Texas and you live across the river from me, Are 
you in Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, New Mexico or regular Mexico?

~ibo
--
sramming@athena.mit.edu
M. Scott '~ibo' Ramming  305 Memorial Dr, Room 615A, Cambridge TX 77139
(  the  nonibo  -ibo  )  (713) 555-9887 [home]  (713) 555-7942 [office]
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Happy Kiboday
Summary: Dang to heck and eternal tarnation
Keywords: xvob
Date: 11 Apr 92 20:27:23 GMT
Article-I.D.: husc3.1992Apr11.162724.10968
Organization: Harvard University Science Center

In article <1992Apr10.223057.2729@math.ucla.edu> sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat) writes:
>In article <1992Apr10.164916.10933@husc3.harvard.edu> mcirvin@husc9.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
>>I just discovered with delight and astonishment that my rot13d name
>>is Znggurk ZpVeiva.  Do I make the X-Vob cut?
>>
>Yes, but you're on probation because "Matthew" rot13's to "Znggurj", not
>"Znggurk".  Rot13 is sacred and must not be misapplied.  Only through
>rot13 can your true self be discovered.  Our mantra is the voice of the
>beehive:  bzzz ... bzzzz ... bzzzzz .....

Whereas I ended up discovering my Evil Twin, Matthex, who is the
true source of all postings on the Philadelphia Experiment.

Really, I should have caught this, since I know full well that
K maps to X, and that the square of rot13 is the identity operation.
However, Matthex has installed nanoscale Bozoticity Receivers in my
synapses, and dulls my higher functions periodically with full-spectrum
jamming.  This explains why I spend so much time reading Usenet.

I'm still disappointed that my name contains no k's.

zngg
.

-- 
Matthew James McIrvin     Znggurj Wnzrf ZpVeiva
mcirvin@husc.harvard.edu
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From: martel@marvin.mr.sintef.no (Paulo Martel)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.angst.xibo.sex,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.stupidity,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: La, la, la...
Date: 10 Apr 92 13:35:27 GMT
Organization: University of Trondheim, Norway

bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:

>In article <1992Apr6.013450.23157@uokmax.ecn.uoknor.edu> ptgarvin@uokmax.ecn.uoknor.edu (PTed Garvin) writes:
>>markd@visix.com (Mark Dalrymple) writes:
>>
>>>In article <1992Mar31.171615.10804@pony.Ingres.COM> reb@Ingres.COM (Phydeaux) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Mar30.094344.9238@mintaka.lcs.mit.edu> zack@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dr. Dave Zatz) writes:
>>>>>Am I the only one who finds these 'La La La' posts quite annonying?
>>>>No you are not the only one who finds these 'La La La' posts annoying!
>>>Who are the only ones who find these `La La La' posts quite annoying?
>>Where are the only ones who find these 'La La La' posts quite annoying?
>There are the only ones who find these `La La La` posts a might bit annoying.
No one there finds only these 'La La La' posts an annoying myth.
--
Paulo Martel             |  e-mail: martel@marvin.mr.sintef.no |               
MR-Center                |  phone: +47-7-997700                |               
SINTEF		         |  FAX:   +47-7-997708                |               
N-7034 Trondheim, NORWAY |                                     |               
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)
Subject: Kibology on TV, and other thoughts
Organization: A room filled with typography (in Boston's Back Bay)
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 02:48:40 GMT

a)  On tonight's episode of "Seinfeld", George the hypochondriac is
trying to convince Jerry he really IS having a heart attack:  "Why can't
I have a heart attack?  I'M ALLOWED!"  Truer Kibology is never spoken.

b)  I wish there were lawyers who did trademark searches 24 hours a day,
for those times when I get the urge to check late at night.

c)  ITC Franklin Gothic Condensed is on sale for only $25/weight!  Groovy.

d)  I think I'll go down to the big post office now to see what happens
when they tell the crowd, at the stroke of midnight, that it's too late
to file their taxes.

BTW, the rmgroups for HappyNet went out this morning, and if your system
still gets newsgroups such as comp.*, alt.*, soc.*, talk.*, you are in
error and must report to the Network Security Patrol Force.
								-- K.

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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo
Subject: Who Killed JFK?
From: kilroy@freddy.acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I)
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 00:29:27 GMT
Organization: The Blue Danube Waltzers

From a recent edition of the Toxic Custard Workshop Files (by Daniel Bowen)

> WHO KILLED JFK?
> 
> [...other theories...]
> 
> - There was important and often (in fact, always) ignored evidence that
> the President's head was not hit by a bullet - it simply exploded. JFK
> was known to have complained to aides shortly before that he had a
> headache. Mrs JFK (JBK) was heard screaming as the car sped off, "If
> only you'd have taken an aspirin!"

Coming soon to a theatre near you: Oliver Stone presents "Kibology: The
Inside-Out Story", a terrible tale of a man, his dog, and 18-foot high
Helvetica uncials.

						- k
-- 
Craig Harding         kilroy@freddy.acme.gen.nz         ACME BBS: +64 6 3551342
"Jub'f Xvob?"
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat)
Subject: Re: Happy Kiboday
Organization: UCLA Mathematics Department
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 02:11:05 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.010642.23289@tc.cornell.edu> kaspo@eos.acm.rpi.edu (Jim Kasprzak) writes:
> Does that mean that Ximcat is to me as Xibo is to Kibo?
> 
> Well, actually it'd probably be Xaspo. 

Any relation to Larry Marder's creation "Unca Xaspa, the Hip Insect"?
"Oh, nephews, how uncool!"

Besides, the anti-Jimcat is Wimcat.  Rot13 and all that.

Yer pal, Ovyy


--
 Bill Sherman     S^1 `--> S^(2n+1) -->> CP^n      sherman@math.ucla.edu
   "Society is a bunch of frowning drunkards."  -Joseph E. Borzellino
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Noah Friedman)
Subject: Re: HA HA HA!
Organization: Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave. Cambridge, MA 02139
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 12:15:50 GMT

In article <1992Apr11.063256.19987@mercury.unt.edu> cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu (christopher williams) writes:
>JULIA *SNORES*!

   Just as I always suspected. 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Just how much bandwidth is that?
Summary: cascade solidarity month
Keywords: and I don't even like cascades
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 23:21:41 GMT

In <1992Apr9.143727.29805@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:

>In article <1992Apr9.004610.4083@athena.mit.edu> sramming@athena.mit.edu (Scott '~ibo' Ramming) writes:
>>Got this message on my answering machine today:
>>
>>"Waste no more bandwidth, filthy prick"
>Taste one more biscut, until your are sick.
Hasten your bandsaw, Willie's my pick.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat)
Subject: Re: kibo@world.std.com -- anagrams (@=a)
Organization: UCLA Mathematics Department
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 92 00:16:35 GMT

In article <BM888z.568@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
>In article <1992Apr5.050515.14281@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>>13.  O Mork!  Blow addicts!  <- nanoo, nanoo!  Shabzot!

Bzzzt.  Thank you for playing.  The correct answer is "Shazbat".


--
 Bill Sherman     S^1 `--> S^(2n+1) -->> CP^n      sherman@math.ucla.edu
      Art for breakfast!  Art for lunch!  Art for tea!  Yahoo!
           -Mr. Nobody, in "Doom Patrol" #50, by Grant Morrison
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,aus.flame
From: kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)
Subject: Actual Unretouched Photo of Iain Sinclair.
Organization: A room filled with typography (in Boston's Back Bay)
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 21:46:43 GMT
X-Copyright: (C) 1948 Salvador Dali

[]
                         ______         
                       ,__,--, \        
                      /      /  \       
                     |_ __   L__|       
                      o/ o    |>)       
                      /_      /|/       
                      | .    / |          /|
                       \___,   \________/ /
                          |      ##      /
                         /      ####    |
                         |/      ##  \  \
                         /  /_________\  \
                       CC__/          CC_J  

               POOR SPOT!  He's become Australian!

                                                                        -- K.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Who is Kibo?
From: kilroy@freddy.acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I)
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 00:40:16 GMT
Organization: The Blue Danube Waltzers

Something I received in email.

jonc@status.gen.nz

> kilroy@freddy.acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I) writes:
> 
> > 						- k
> > -- 
> > Craig Harding       kilroy@freddy.acme.gen.nz       ACME BBS: +64 6 3551342
> > "Jub'f Xvob?"
> 
>  Ok then I will bite .... "Who is Kibo?"

Tempting. Hey Kibo, does `is' take a numeric argument yet?

        $ is kibo 50 | mail jonc@status.gen.nz

						- k
-- 
Craig Harding         kilroy@freddy.acme.gen.nz         ACME BBS: +64 6 3551342
"Jub'f Xvob?"
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)
Subject: Re: Bozo
Organization: A room filled with typography (in Boston's Back Bay)
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 21:08:48 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.050217.25170@usl.edu> cac5961@usl.edu (Castor Christian A) writes:
>
>Deeer Mr. Kibo, sir:
>What exactly is "bozosity" and where can I get it?

a.) The quality which makes a bozo a bozo.
b.) Anywhere.

If you don't know what bososity is, you're obviously a bozo.

If you know what it is, that shows that you've studied bozos, which
shows that you're obviously a bozo.

If you deny that you're a bozo, you're obviously a bozo.

If you admit you're a bozo, you're obviously a bozo.

Bozos abound.  Bozosity proliferates.

								-- K.
From: mcirvin@husc10.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: A major discovery in Phonetic Theology
Summary: Ahem.
Keywords: king felix
Date: 6 Apr 92 17:55:00 GMT
Organization: Harvard University Science Center


UBIK spelled backwards is KIBU.

This is conclusive proof that Phillip K. Dick had advance
knowledge of the next great vowel shift.

Matt

-- 
       ______________________Matt McIrVIn______________________
                             Wgff WcILAIu
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sramming@athena.mit.edu (Scott '~ibo' Ramming)
Subject: Re: Kibo First!!!
Keywords: kibo Xvob
Organization: Maintenance Involves Terpentine
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 04:19:49 GMT

In article <1992Apr12.140551.25477@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> bediger@isis.cs.du.edu (bruce allen ediger) writes:

>                           PROPER CARE AND STORAGE
>
> 2. Properly secure Kibo while in transit.

Wahhhh! There weren't any seatbelts when we've been on the Green Line
together.

> 5. Keep Kibo clean and free of all foreign materials.

Hear that Kibo? No more Jamaican Meat Pies for you!

~ibo

*plonk*

I did it so you won't have to!

--
sramming@athena.mit.edu
M. Scott '~ibo' Ramming  305 Memorial Dr, Room 615A, Cambridge MA 02139
(  the  nonibo  -ibo  )  (617) 225-9887 [home]  (617) 253-7942 [office]
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: McB@gozer.mv.com (The Stark Pistol)
Subject: Re: Happy Kiboday
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology,misc.jobs.i.got.fired.from
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 03:36:54 GMT

sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat) writes:

>         "No blah blah blah!"  -James "J.T." Kirk, "Miri"

Now, now, now...  Let's not start that again.
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From: fsspr@acad3.alaska.edu (Sean P. Ryan, Hardcore Alaskan)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,rec.music.beatles,rec.sport.pro-wrestling,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hey there Tonto, who is that masked man?
Date: 8 Apr 92 22:26:39 GMT
Reply-To: fsspr@acad3.alaska.edu
Organization: University of Fairbanks, Alaska...no wait, that's not right...
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-a3

In article <1992Apr8.164235.9220@acsu.buffalo.edu>, becker@acsu.buffalo.edu (Don Becker) writes...
>IK20001@MAINE.MAINE.EDU (Society for Creative Solipsism) writes:
> 
>>James Hellwig *did* replace Paul McCartney in the Popular `Beatles'
>>Singing group after his car accident, though.  In fact, Hellwig's
>>*real* reason for being suspended was because Vince refused to let
>>him use `My Brave Face' as his ring entrance music.
> 
>No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. It's Jim on the cover of Abbey Road
>and all subsequent albums. The whole "Paul's dead" thing was true. After
>Hellwig broke into wrestling, Steve DiSalvo replaced Hellwig and toured 
>as Paul McCartney. For Flowers In The Dirt, Del Wilkes played the role of
>McCartney, with DiSalvo and Scott Hall combining their guitar talent under
>the name "David Gilmour".
> 
>--Don

But you're all forgetting William Campbell.  What role did he play in
all of this?

Turn me on, dead man!

:-)  :-)  :-)

************************************************************************
Sean Patrick Ryan, Hardcore Alaskan*****Internet: fsspr@acad3.alaska.edu
WWIVnet: 220@9704*CFN: au414*IRC: RadioKAOS, Aoxomoxoa*Ph: (907)488-8365
BITnet: FSSPR@ALASKA****Snail: P.O. Box 83381, Fairbanks, AK  99708-3381
*Call me Pastor - Pastor - Pastor of Muppets I'm pulling your string...*
I'll do a disclaimer when they pry my cold dead hands from the keyboard.
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From: sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat)
Subject: Re: Uh oh, I'm half a word in Hungarian.
Organization: UCLA Mathematics Department
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 05:11:24 GMT

In article <BMMp5F.36x@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
>Hey, Iain, if you ever come to
>visit, I'll drag you down the street to one of Emerson's
>accent-reduction "V&A" classes.  Then you can be Normal like me!

Have a big .sig, Iain ... it's not a pod ... we all enjoy them ...
have one ... you'll be glad you did ... it's a good thing Kibo made 
it ... we're all thankful ... it's not a pod ... we insist ... 

Yes, it's "Invasion of the Kiboday Watchers!"  (cue spooky music)

>Say, have you noticed that my .signature seems to have vanished?  I
>think it's in hiding until I settle on a two-line version, the current
>three-liner is starting to look big and nonpretentious.
>
>						-- K.

It's afraid it might cause a brouhaha in a more serious newsgroup if
somebody replies to it.

Maybe it wants you to acknowledge your true identity: Cowboy K!
--
 Bill Sherman     S^1 `--> S^(2n+1) -->> CP^n      sherman@math.ucla.edu
   "This tape on the floor marks where walls will someday be.  Walls!"
             - Les Nessman, "WKRP in Cincinnati"
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,talk.bizarre
From: birmingh@fnalb.fnal.gov (Phillip J. Birmingham)
Subject: Re: kibo@world.std.com -- anagrams (@=a)
Organization: Aardvark Comment Sucks Club
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 19:25:25 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.115049.5960@bsu-ucs.uucp>, 00mjstum@bsu-ucs.uucp (Matthew J. Stum) writes:
> In article <TqDsiB2w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US>, amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
>> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>> 
>>> 15.  Combat Dildo Works
>>> ***************************
>> 
>> This is my favorite anagram of the week.
> This is my favorite diaphram of the week.
 They said my favorite's diaphragm leaked.
From: klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: MAKE A WISH COME TRUE
Keywords: |< ! |3 ()'s BUSINESS CARDS URGENTLY WANTED
Date: 8 Apr 92 00:37:15 GMT
Organization: Michigan State University College of Stunt Piloting

In article <BMCIzI.JLD@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
>In article <axolotl.702627294@syzygy> axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au writes:
>> Keywords: |< ! |3 ()'s BUSINESS CARDS URGENTLY WANTED
>
>Ax, I'll send you one of the new ones when I get them printed (after I move
>in a few months.)  I just got the first color proofs of one bit of the
>self-promo setup yesterday; it was really impressive.  The extra-deep
>gloss black came out beautifully, with a great sense of dimension.
>
>Your illo of Glen reminded me of some of Meryn Peake's paintings.
My pillow then unkindly drove home in Meryl Streep's....

um...

I'll stop.  Really.
>						e pur si muove.
>
>						(and if I spelled it wrong,
>						sorry, Galileo.)


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Jeff Klein                  | "One of you is a Charlie Brown mutant,
                            |  and the other has a hand growing out  
klein@kira.egr.msu.edu      |  of his(?) head!" - Blue Bunny