From: patrick@is.rice.edu (Old enough to be informed)
Subject: Re: Bruce Bufalini's daily routine (was Re: The Politics of USENET)
Keywords: Bruce needs more Thorazine, stat.
Organization: Too close to the *&^%$#@! Republicrat Convention.
Distribution: na
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 05:29:11 GMT

In article <5w81Hhn7p8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce Bufalini) writes:
>In article <1992Jul25.062838.2772@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>>In article <e!31Hfido8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@above.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>In article <1992Jul24.051323.22097@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (One group at a time, please.) writes:
>>>>
>>>>I don't communicate with imaginary entities.
>>>
>>>Nor do I.  You still have not gathered any facts, Patrick.  I do not talk to
>>>imaginary entities, for DOI is not imaginary.
>>
>>Sure, Bruce.  Can you prove that?  No?  So much for you, then.
>
>I don't have to prove that it exists.  You have to prove that it does not
>exist, which you have so far failed to do.  Congratulations.

Sorry, weenie -- you made the assertion, you get to prove it.  Not that I'd
believe you even in the unlikely event you *could* prove it...

>>>>Ask me if I care.  (Since you were so utterly clueless, I'll give you a hint
>>>>-- it's a famous island in the greater Houston area.)
>>>
>>>You apparently cared enough to lie about DOI, relating it to islands in the
>>>pits of hell.
>>
>>It's not my fault if you don't know any of the local dialect.  Funny that
>>your precious (and imaginary) "DOI" couldn't inform you of that.
>
>Who gives a freaking shit about your local dialect?  The Department of
>Information need not inform individuals about irrelevant drivel in the Pits of
>Hell.

No one down here gives a damn about your neck of the woods, either -- and
there are about 40 times as many folks down here to ignore you as there are
up there ignoring us.  Thanks, once again, for demonstrating conclusively
that you have no earthly idea of what you babble about...

>>>>>It's my idea, and you are my test population.  I am the only eligible voter,
>>>>>and I vote that you go directly to jail.  Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.
>>>>>It looks like you're going to be in jail for quite a while.  Congratulations,
>>>>>Patrick, for it appears that this idea is a quite successful one.
>>>>
>>>>Sorry, your voter registration was discovered to be invalid due to incorrect
>>>>information.  Turn yourself in for voter fraud at the nearest of your DOI
>>>>offices.
>>>
>>>Wrong, for I am informed of everything.  You are still going to jail, Patrick,
>>>so get ready for it.
>>
>>Sure, Bruce.  I'm going to jail like your DOI really exists.  Enjoy your
>>fantasy.
>
>What fantasy?  DOI does exist; therefore, you are going to jail, as I asserted
>before.

Imaginary entities still don't exist, so they're not putting me in jail --
you assert, but you can't prove.  Like I said, ask me if I care about your
fantasy...

>>>>Maybe that's all you have to do in your daily routine.
>>>
>>>Wrong, asshole.  Observe:
>>>
>>
>>I was wrong, I see.  You have nothing whatsoever in your daily routine,
>>apparently.
>
>Yes, you are always wrong.  You are also illiterate, for you were apparently
>incapable of understanding what I posted.  Now let's see your daily routine,
>Mr. Humphrey.

When hell freezes over.  My daily routine is none of your business.

>>Are you sure you're alive?  :-)
>
>I must say I appear to be quite alive. :-)

Great proof -- of course, someone with access to the right password could do
all that...anyway, your brain sure doesn't appear to be among the living.
Now, let's hear some more of your famous lobotomized-parrot responses...


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