From: cadesjar@lambert.uwaterloo.ca (Curtis Desjardins)
Subject: Re: How to make the WWF better (10 ways if possible)
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 18:01:43 GMT

In article <BvGzFn.9uH@news.udel.edu> rschwabe@ravel.udel.edu (Robert Josep Schwabe) writes:
>1. Bring in the Midnight Express w/ Jim Cornette: Let's face it the WWF needs a strong tag-team who has a real manager (not the Genius or Wippleman)
>that is not simply steroid freaks.  The Midnight Express would fill that gap 
>nicely especially since Bobby Eaton's contract is not going to be renewed.  
>(BTW yes I do know that Jim Cornette is currently involved in some partnership 
>with another Federation, but I can dream can't I)  This is possible if Vince 
>would put the real money on the table.

I like the Midnights. They can work when they want to (ie. they can WRESTLE).
And Cornette gives some classic interviews...BUT the Whiff is notorious for
passing roid monsters as their top guns, so don't expect the Midnights to 
get much of a push (just look at Money Inc, a small technical team that
got a push only as a trasitional champs, then de-pushed). Expect the same 
for M.E. from the Whiff (read: McMahon). They're better off in SMW.

>4. The Steiner Brothers: Yes, yes, we have heard this before, but the Steiners
>could finally be the steal from WCW that Vince has been looking for 

>Strike One:Sid Justice,

Strike One would be Ric Flair!! Even if McMahon decided never to use him,
	it was still a major blow to WCW just to acquire him. McMahon
	wants to hurt WCW, and he did it with Flair.

	Vince could have made a mint with Sid as the monster heel, but
	even better would have been to go with the Hogan heel-turn! Sid
	was cheered at Royal Rumble while the boos were all for Hogan.
	McMahon could have done so much with this, but Hogan was his
	main source of merchandising cash, and God forbid should he 
	want to shoot himself in the foot(wallet). The over-dubbing
	for RR turned my stomach! 

>Strike Two: Legion of Doom 
	They would be Strike Two if they were heels and allowed to do 
	their thing. Rocco was a disgrace! They should not only hang
	their heads in shame for that fiasco, they should retire from
	the sport!

>Strike Three: Razor?
	Oh please! Hall can't wrestle worth a lick. All he's got are 
	3 "wrestling" holds  -- the belly-to-back off the top rope,
	the throw-the-jobber-backwards-over-his-head suplex, and his
	DDD/Razor's Edge/Oh-my-goodness-look-at-that-manoever finisher.
	Even with those he's not very impressive.

	So, by my count, only Strike One counts

>5. Give Nature Boy Ric Flair a Face run: This is mostly because I want to hear
>80,000 people go WHOOOOOOOOOO!

	What do you mean? 80000 people already go WOOOOOOOOO!  ;-)

>7. Finally show Hogan vs. Flair in a good PPV main event that has no belt on
>the line, no screw job (I mean a run-in really-->some managerial interference
>is waranted) that lasts at least 45 minutes (do something similar to Warrior 
>vs Hogan at WMVI--> something respectful to both men that either could win at
>some point in time).  If this is done correctly and with respect, I could stand even Hogan beating Flair.

	McMahon's Golden Boy beating the Nature Boy? You can bank on it if
	Vince is booking it. A shame. (you almost had me going with that 
	thing about the match going for 45 minutes, though  ;-) 


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