HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: Short, shameful, confession
Keywords: humor-impaired?
Organization: bludgeon man
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 02:42:52 GMT

In article <1992Aug26.202847.843@cs.rose-hulman.edu> jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson) writes:
>
>My life has had considerably more humor in it since I started reading  
>talk.bizarre.

Take your non-sequiteurs elsewhere.

AjD
and my lies have had more truth in them since i started taking
sodium pentothal.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: IF IT'S NOT SCOTTISH! IT'S CRAP! (was: Re: STOP this crap)
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 15:08:00 GMT

In article <waterman.715553962@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu> waterman@cs.brandeis.edu writes:
>kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>
>>In article <1992Sep1.211950.23366@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>>>grendel@canetoad.UUCP (the other one) writes:
>>>*"I'm not cruel to be kind.     
>>>* I'm not cruel to be crueller.
>>>* I'm cruel to be cruellest"   
>>>*                    Grendel     
>>>
>>>Right now, I'd kill for a cruller.
>
>>My officemate is a Berliner.
>"Lick my creamy center"  --  me, to my boss, earlier this week.

Sure.  Just don't squirt that jelly on me.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: nothing new under the sun
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 00:15:27 GMT

(William J Middleton) writes:

>but ya gotta love my postings

Ya might say just a bit Middling(needed a bit of medling eh?)!!

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: vagile and sessile
Date: 2 Sep 92 20:43:27 GMT

Finally, in the face of a newly raging trilobyte conspiracy in t.b, I
was forced by considerations of my own safety to look up "vagile";
found it was, "free roving" or "widely distributed", the antonym of
"sessile", the word most appropriate to describe t.b afficionados, most
of whom seem never to move out of arm's reach of their keyboards.

Kent, the (sessile) man from xanth.
[Obvious non-trilobyte.  More of a limpet with posting privileges.]
--
<dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short, shameful, confession
Date: 28 Aug 92 18:27:33 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA
In-reply-to: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk's message of 27 Aug 92 19:19:31 GMT



In article <1992Aug27.201931.8540@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:

   In article <1992Aug26.202847.843@cs.rose-hulman.edu>, jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson) writes:
   > My life has had considerably more humor in it since I started reading  
   > talk.bizarre.

   Get a Life [tm] can also help you with problems like this.
   All you need to do is put your head through your terminal, then
   wash it under a tap, and then go out and meet some more people,
   preferably those who don't have anything to do with computers.

   That'll be $150, please.

   Jason
   wake up and smell the coffee people [tm]


Smelling coffee people?  are you from France?  what part of them do
you smell?  how was Juan Valdez?

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lucy@sfu.ca (Lucy Chan)
Subject: Re: Meeting Mr/Mrs. Right
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, BC, Canada
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 17:28:50 GMT

lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) wrote:

> it is impossible to meet like-minded spirits via t.b

Ahem. I just wanted to note that, as a direct result of an article I wrote
in t.b last fall about the book "How to Make a Man Fall in Love with You",
a man fell in love with me. Fortunately, the chapter about how to determine
which bastard type he is doesn't apply.

Lucy_Chan@sfu.ca
stay tuned for an on-line wedding invitation in a few years
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: please continue
Organization: picking scabs, roasting skins
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 22:43:59 GMT

nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo) writes every other line
starting with the second one:

The three Poid children romped across the landscape while Mr. Poid ate.
He plunged his hands into the vat of teeming lice, then poured them over his
hollowed-out brioche while they sat in the shadow of La Maison Charles.
"Look, pusbowl, if you ask me one more time where the Eiffel Tower is, I'll
choke you," Mr. Poid said, taking a large forkful.  Mrs. Poid pointed, saying,
"There goes Andrew.  I'm so proud of him!"  "Hey, son, don't forget to decimate
Versailles before you leave!"  "Let's visit the Louvre now!"  "Let's not, for
the fluorescent lights continue their insidious buzzing, programming us all to
stare levelly and act politely."   "Act politely?  No!  I'll have none of it!"
The summer of 2216 was dark and dreary.  The earth hadn't revolved in days,
and this was a record of the Americans' weekend visit to Paris.

AjD
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Testing that .sig thing
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 17:37:08 GMT

In article <1992Sep4.173526.15448@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>So, I dont get my news system yet. After my last message, man, i get this
>thing from the system saying "Sig files should be no more than 4 lines
>long. Only 4 lines were posted". Then it posts 2 copies of the sig.
>hmmmmmmm
>
>Obbizarre: i have found that plaster of paris makes a nutritious trea

now i get it. the ting automatically adds the .sig to your posts, but only
lets 4 lines go. hmmm. ill have to fool the system by calling it a different
name, then adding it manually

actually, i hate sigs, so ill probably just destroy it


--
@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@@!!@!@!@!@

Rob Dobson
God-King
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Max Schnell)
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap
Organization: IFA
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 01:26:42 GMT

nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo) writes:
> 
>Neither of these are true, because self-styled purveyors of common
>  sense seem to HATE STUPID PEOPLE ALL THE TIME.

No, only when I'm being smart.  I actually 
kind of like 'em when I'm being stupid...
-----
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Subject: Re:  IF IT'S NOT SCOTTISH! IT'S CRAP! (was: Re: STOP this crap)
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 21:37:43 GMT

In article <BtxADM.KEB@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
*In article <1992Sep1.211950.23366@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
*>grendel@canetoad.UUCP (the other one) writes:
*>*"I'm not cruel to be kind.     
*>* I'm not cruel to be crueller.
*>* I'm cruel to be cruellest"   
*>*                    Grendel     
*>
*>Right now, I'd kill for a cruller.
*
*My officemate is a Berliner.

Really?  Tell him "Mach du Fenster auf."


Mark "Nine years ago" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: RFowler@kelvin.jpl.nasa.gov (Robert A. Fowler)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 22:28:12 GMT

In article <RANNOU.92Aug27090550@zuse.info.polymtl.ca> Rannou@info.polymtl.ca (Patrick Rannou) writes:

>In article <1992Aug24.132945.20787@hobbes.kzoo.edu> tweaver@hobbes.kzoo.edu (Tim Weaver) writes:




>   >Don't forget ordering 36,767 Frengi pizzas in Rikers name.

>   Pass out Tribbles as pets to all the children on board.
>   -- 

>Huh, why 36,767 exactly? I've seen this number pop up in other newsgroup,
>so if any kind soul can tell me I'll be gald...

It is programmer humor, (2^15-1 = 36767  (the largest signed integer on a 
16 bit computer).
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From: millerje@CS.ColoState.EDU (Jeff Miller)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Songs Hendrix never recorded
Date: 4 Sep 92 20:12:53 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Computer Science Department

In article <Ender.296@csc.canberra.edu.au> Ender@csc.canberra.edu.au (Ender) writes:
>In article <act.455.0@csc.canberra.edu.au> act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:
>
>>EE117@LIVERPOOL.AC.UK (a pom) writes:
>>>>>>> >: "My wind cries Mary"
>>>>>>> >"All Along The Shopping Mall"
>>>>>>> "Voodoo Chili"
>>>>>>"Hey Bartholomewe-Jamison"
>>>>>Rutherford B. Haze
>>>>>Hey Skip!
>>>>Purple Face!
>>>Burning of the Midnight Butt
>>Nowhere over the Usenet
>Outhouse
>Ender.
Manic Elation

-- 
 _____________________________________________________________________________
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| "Nuke the unborn gay whales!" |  millerje@cs.colostate.edu  |  Jeff Miller  |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: talking to women
Followup-To: alt.english.usage
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 17:10:44 GMT

So sayeth gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley): 


>Interesting.  After FAT.BOB II, when various people praised jenine's
>beauty, Carasso made some disparaging comments implying that she was
>not as attractive as she had been...some were downright cruel.
>
>Now he writes things like this.
>
>Colette wasn't bad looking at all.  CJ looked fine, I thought.
>
>Wonder what Bonnie looks like?
>
>Mark., the Carasso standard for pulchritude is unreasonable

I have no joke, I just like saying "Carasso standard for pulchritude"

"Carasso standard for pulchritude"
there Ive said it

-r

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Do you people have jobs?
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 11:40:45 GMT

In <1992Aug26.190651.20855@dg-rtp.dg.com> durway@rtp.dg.com (Lesser Diety) writes:
>In article <1992Aug23.001700.13778@sci34hub.sci.com>, gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
>> In article <BszHFx.MJ@news.larc.nasa.gov> fuhrmann@avd20.larc.nasa.gov (Henri D. Fuhrmann) writes:
>> >Hhmm ?
>> Yeah. Do you, or do you just draw a paycheck on my tax dollars?
>> (In case you're wondering, I'm logged in from home.)

>You read this shit in your SPARE TIME??  FOR FREE??  You need a pet.

I run a multiuser computer system for the sole purpose of reading talk.bizarre.
Talk.bizarre *is* my pet.

Now behave or I'll have you fixed.
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Items in my navel
Date: 26 Aug 92 16:01:47 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

In article <1992Aug26.103840.3119@memstvx1.memst.edu>, uswoodall@memstvx1.memst.edu writes...

>> 
>>>NCAR Information Outreach Program Fact Sheet
>>>  on "Boulder's Downslope Winds"
>>>"Creators Admit Unix, C Hoax" article seen in various
>>>  newsgroups on or around April 1
>>>office staff travel schedules
>>>office staff telephone numbers
>>>four unused push-pins (the ones with the big, colorful handles)
>>>one unused thumbtack
>>>one unused regular pin
>> 
>> Lint.  Just lint.
> 
>Great John can I borrow some, I'm making a quilt.

Sure, as much as you want.  You pay shipping.

JGH
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28279 rec.arts.poems:8538 alt.butt.harp:224 alt.sex.bondage:16656
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.poems,alt.butt.harp,alt.sex.bondage
Subject: RICHH:  NINJA IN HER BED--VILANELLE
Date: 1 Sep 92 03:24:20 GMT
Followup-To: poster
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

A girl who hides like ninja in her bed
Showed me a trick played on a morning soul:
Pull sheets in tight to hide a shock of red.

And on hypotenuse that soul misled
Lay still and flat and that day not enroll
A girl who hides like ninja in her bed.

Just twice before(two different shades of red),
Both you tried to yet neither could control.
Pulled sheets in tight to hide a shock of red.

Events that night were such that rouse the dead
Enough to say, She'll play now then pay toll--
That girl who hides like ninja in her bed.

It's not a toll at all to duck one's head
And kiss cool sheets; re-act an early role:
A girl who hides like ninja in her bed.

The cuffs and cats and candles, knives were fed
And now they watch(from closet cubbyhole)
A girl who hides like ninja in her bed
Pull sheets in tight to hide a shock of red.

RICHH
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 07:42:26 GMT

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:

] In article <la06lbINNsrp@aludra.usc.edu> rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
] >
] >Quit the feminist/antifeminist bullshit.
] >This is talk.bizarre.
] >We hate men and women alike.
] 
] that's easy for you to say; you're not
] being spattered with the sputum of ten
] thousand mentally crippled idiots making
] derisive remarks about your body organs
] every time you log in.  i have fucking
] had it.
] 

no.
instead i get to wade through gallons of sputim
with gallons of napalm floating on top of it.


i'm predjudiced
against stupidity

the great part of this is that the people i hate usually
don't ever realize they're the people i hate.

BoB
teCh
tired of being white, male, liberal, guilt-ridden.
ditched the guilt-ridden part.
enjoy your struggle.  i ain't playing that game anymore.
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: "Raging Diggers" attack biotechnology in The Netherlands
Date: 29 Aug 92 15:06:33 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <5964@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> misc-test@ucbvax.berkeley.edu writes:
>In alt.activism, aforum@moose.uvm.edu (Autonome Forum) writes:
>>>ATTACKS ON BIO-TECHNOLOGY IN THE NETHERLANDS
>>>     On the weekend of July 27/28, 1991, 3 fields of genetically
>>manipulated plants in The Netherlands were destroyed by a
>>clandestine action group calling itself the Razende Rooiers (the
>>Raging Diggers). 
>>I have no joke, I just like saying:
>>			   Razende Rooiers

Or in chinese              Lazande Looiels


-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 00:22:51 GMT

greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak) writes:

>I love this. An ozzie telling someone else that _they_ have an
>attitude. Ever since your bunch of rancid wallaby-humpers spurted out
>onto the net about three years ago we've had to put up with the
>keening whine of an entire continent simultaneously discovering that
>they're not the grand masters of creation they thought they were.
>Every australian poster wears his nation's inferiority complex pinned
>to his chest (too stupid to pin it to his shirt, yussee) and all this
>vaunting and preening is just part of the centuries-long process of
>self-deception they've engaged in to suppress the shame at having been
>descended from shiploads of British ex-cons playing hide-the-salami
>with each other in their idle moments.

1. Its Aussie not ozzie, mosquito brain.
2. Its easy to see the superiority malaise that you'all are suffering from; 
well not all, but you're one fer sure.
3. Good to see the Phallic god(little 'G') of materialism and all things 
unnatural getting its own. Wash your hands gREGORY, we won't go away. 

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: the trouble with australia
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 03:22:36 GMT

ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:

>     Oh dear.  I do hope it doesn't come to that.
>
>     Agreed, it would solve a lot of problems all at
>once; but I would so miss watching the refs signal
>goals in Australian Football, one of life's better
>little pleasures.

The one little pleasure left our southern states(note US phraseology), that 
we haven't inherited from the big Mother.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: HOOTERS (not hooters)
Distribution: world
Date: 25 Aug 92 22:40:57 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

Annie:	Grendel, what is the *one* most oft-repeated *silly* word you
	see on t.b almost *every* day? Thirty seconds or forfeit.

	(tick...tick...tick)

Grendel:I am an intelligent statitician, and I have calculated--at a glance--
	that the word in question is stated over 295 times in only 20 postings.

	(tick...tick...tick)

	The word, my friend is...........HOOTERS!

A:	Ok, next question. Why? Why......"HOOTERS"? We are talking about those 
	small, *silent* appendages--

G:	--"Small"??????

A:	Well,*some*. To return to my line of reasoning, breasts are, in
	fact silent--don't interrupt me!--under most normal circumstances.
	Quiz #3: What if they weren't? (Discuss.)

G:	OOOOOOOOOkkkkaaaaaay. Let us say breasts did in fact HOOT. I see 
	several severe setbacks.

A:	(Crooning) "The hills are alive..."

G:	EXACTLY! No more silent women joggers. A marathon would sound like
	a flock of wild geese on the rage.

A:	Puberty woulda been hell. Ya know, you're just getting 'em, but you're
	too embarrassed to go buy a bra yet, but you're riding on the school
	bus with no shocks left and it goes over a bump...and you...*honk* and
	all the other girls giggle and point, and it's not even a full fledged
	deep HOOT, just one of those adolescent--

G:	--PEEPs? What a bitch. Even worse, think of the movie theatre. The
	once quiet, inexpensive gropings would now sound like the school
	marching band.

A:	Now there's a thought--musical HOOTERS. Imagine Brian Eno composing
	"HOOTERS, music for mammograms". Or a Philip Glass HOOTERS Ensemble.
	Or Beverly Sills and...herself.

G:	Or Laurie Anderson and her new album, "Strange HOOTERS". Or "Sharky's
	HOOTERS" and "HOOTERS of the Brave". Futhermore, would different 
	sizes have different sounds? Are breast implants then woofers and
	tweeters?

A:	And would they need to be tuned?

(Voice in Grendel's head:  MERV GRIFFIN! MERV GRIFFIN! MERV GRIFFIN!)

G:	Check this out: breastfeeding would be a *cacophony* of sound. You'd
	*never* get the baby to bed...Fuuuuurtheeeermore...well, you know
	what's coming next.

A:	No more sex downstairs while the folks watch tv in the den. Damn. This
	is becoming a posting for "Annoyance".

G:	So, in short, what we're trying to say here is, What The Fuck Is The
	Malfunction? Why HOOTERS? They do not HOOT. They do not fucking HOOT.
	They never have and they never will.

A:	HOOT. (Had ya going for a minute, didn't I?)


--
"They never go far," he said with a chuckle. "They never do what they
set out to do. Always pecking at new things are the *Bandar-log*."

...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: Administrata
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 20:31:56 GMT


grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:
>
>  I would just like to make it clear that greg Nowak is NOT a doughtnut-eating
>  giraffe-humper.

I would like to make it clear that Marky Lippert is not a rank newbie
but has been posting bilge for a long time.

>
>   That is all.

One can only hope.

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: the whole foods craze
Date: 26 Aug 92 17:08:28 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: gooley@netcom.com's message of 26 Aug 92 13:33:30 GMT


gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:

>   Used to think that about organic whole-wheat croissants, not to mention
>   organic granola and organic carob-covered raisins.
>
>   Then I noticed how they sent my blood sugar levels through the roof and
>   nearly caused me to pass out from diabetic coma (I did eat a lot of them:
>   all-natural, chemical-free, GOOD).  It took a while for this to register.
>
>   Mark., they're JUST as bad for you, unfortunately

Might I suggest an organic all-natural colon cleansing solution?
It's just the thing to get rid of the excess granola and carob that are
poisoning your system.

And, it turns out, you can buy materials for complete colon health
at the very same organic food stores.

-Tom 
whose colon may contain food from as far back as the nixon administration
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (The Sheik)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The sagest letter I've ever written
Date: 31 Aug 92 04:13:26 GMT
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology

Distribution: world

Well I do seem to have gotten a bit giddy tonite, I guess. First night  
back and all, give the kid a break. For may I point out to you [something  
wise here]. I must say that [brief explanation and derision]. Surely you  
can see my opinion on the [current affair]. 

--
It's on fire On fire
An' we ain't got no water We aint we aint got no water
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Date: Tue, 01 Sep 92 16:49:05 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

IN TALK.BIZARRE gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
)
)because he wants the attention REAL BAD.
)my mother-in-law's dogs shit on the floor
)when they want attention, too.

AND I QUOTE:

From: gypsy@alembic.ACS.COM (the dark girl)
Message-Id: <9106050626.AA22416@alembic.ACS.COM>
Subject: Re: speaking of black windowless vans...
To: uunet!inference.com!carasso@uunet.UU.NET (Roger x179 Carasso)
Date: Wed, 5 Jun 91 2:26:44 EDT
X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11]
Status: OR

>that leaves three talk.bizarre personalities i still want
>to meet.  the rest of them can go to hell.
>
>in this order: richard sexton
>               sho kuwamoto
>               you


-- 
--
cj gypsy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: adw@cci632.cci.com (Allen Williams (co-op))
Subject: YOUR LIFE IN RUINS
Organization: Computer Consoles Incorporated
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 17:34:44 GMT


 For those living near Washington DC, the Capital of God's Own Chosen Country,
there will be a gathering of tb'ers for a picnic, weather permitting.
This event will take place this Monday, August 31st (that's in 1992, for
those of you reading this in the CD rom archives).

 The guest list so far includes me and Yong-Mi Kim. If you would like to 
join, send me mail for the details. We will most likely be on the Mall at
noon.

 Activities will include eating lunch, making fun of tourists from the
midwest, revering Mr. Roger's coat at the Smithsonian, and lastly 
driving over to Falls Church to TP Gypsy's trees.

 This invite is not extended to Wavey Davey.


                                                    Derrick
 
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