From: Joanna L. Castillo <pefv702@perv.pe.utexas.edu>
Subject: Re: DOOL: TAN: Days of our Bytes
X-Xxdate: Wed, 2 Sep 92 16:49:00 GMT
Organization: UT Petroleum Engineering Dept.
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Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 15:05:12 GMT

In article <9209011751.AA19420@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU> 588-0803,
RMDELC01@ULKYVM.LOUISVILLE.EDU writes:
>We open with a longshot of Days idea of a computer lab...
>several PDP-11's, Vic-20's, blinking Christmas tree lights...
>Suddenly,m in rushes Lemon..
>
>Lemon: (crying hysterically):  Oh!  Woe is me!  My Rocketsled
>hero has left me!  Whatever shall I do?!?  One last rocketsled
>ride, and he rode off into the sunset.  And after not even a word
>the entire summer, I was so worried.  (becoming angry)  And now,
>he shows up and cavalierly announces he's leaving.  Men!

Men, indeed!  Guavita...you captured my mood so perfectly.  We *must*
be sisters!

>Enter Sweet Vidalia:  Eeek!  Drake and Patsy!?!?!  What are they,
>crazy?!?!?  I'm having a nervous beakdown...who's go9t the
>Bayview pass?

Well...I have temporary custody of them passes but I kinda enjoy watching
La Vixen squirm so...heh, heh.

>Lemon:  Excuse me, I'm trying to grieve around here.  Can I have
>some consideration please?

Afterall...what's it take?  Geesh...you people!

>Peachy Pie:  This from the person who keeps putting dinosaur
>stickers and posters all over my office?
>
>Lemon:  *fume*

Actually...my own office is filled with dinosaur paraphernalia -- ask
The Evil One...he can verify this.

>Tim:  Maybe she's trying to do avant-garde performance acting.
>A deep insightful, critical view of the direction the show's
>taken of late.  Yes, I understand now.  It's highly sophisticated
>satire!

Very funny, Guavita!  :-)

>Fade to opening credits....
>"Like fruits in a get-well basket, so are the Days of Our Bytes"

Guavita!  This was EXCELLENT!  Very funny.  You really do need to get on
over to LaLaLand and start helping out.  Pretty please!

>Rosita la Pequita Chiquita Guavita
>
>Next episode...Bill comes up with 10 reasons not to watch Days,
>Peachy frames Lemon...MJ Limer prepares a coup to become most
>dedicated Matt Ashford fan...Sweet Onion throws another hissy fit
>and loses her voice...Guava and Spud slip further into their
>fantasy worlds...Rick tries to comfort Lemon in her hour of need,
>while Timinator, released from Bayview, takes this opportunity to
>try and convince his wife that one husband is enough....

Hmmm...Core Non DaCobb?  Hmmmm.

And a little later...my ill-willed twin had this to say regarding La
Guavita's upcoming episode:

>Oh, and I have the perfect frame picked out.  It's this little peach
>colored number....ummmm....oops, sorry I guess you didn't mean THAT kind of
>framing, did you?!? :-)

Tres humorous, Twinners.  Sigh...

Say, Chiquita!  I can't wait for the next episode.

>--Peachy

Lemonade...sweet and refreshing!

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