HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dlovely@meaddata.com (David Lovely)
Subject: Things that make you go hmm... (Reprise)
Organization: Mead Data Central, Dayton OH
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 04:49:25 GMT

A UNIcycle has 1 wheel
A BIcycle has 2 wheels
A TRIcycle has 3 wheels
Why does a SEMI have 18 wheels?
HMM...

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From: howard@netcom.com (Howard Berkey)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Date: 5 Nov 92 21:04:16 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <1992Nov5.003550.17013@ucsu.Colorado.EDU> crosby@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (CROSBY MATTHEW JAMES) writes:
>In article <NICKEL.92Nov4082702@desaster.cs.tu-berlin.de> nickel@cs.tu-berlin.de writes:
>>In article <mumble> slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg) writes:
>>-In article <foo> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>->In article <bar> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu (Michael L. Kaufman) writes:
>>->>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>>->>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>>->>lines over and over again?
>>->Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>>-No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
>>Must be something very stupid.
>Besides, this is the wrong group-ed!
>
>(lame, I know. sigh)
Yeah - it blows, guy.

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From: jzawodn@bgsu.edu (jeremy zawodny)
Subject: I need your *practical jokes* for a list I am compiling!!!
Organization: Bowling Green State Univ.
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 00:48:23 GMT

That's right, I'm compiling a master list of practical jokes.  What I need
you to do is mail me your favorites so that I can add them to the file. 
After the file has become rather large, I'll offer it to the public via
mail or ftp.

No matter how complex or simple, I'll take your jokes (whether they've been
tried or not).

Thanks in advance for any submissions!

Jeremy

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From: gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel)
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 15:13:17 GMT
Subject: Liberal Buffoons
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Loveland, CO
Newsgroups: rec.humor

> Quayle Season is over. Now, it's time to put away the laser sights,
> hypervelocity precision bullets, and everything else and go after an 
> easier target: the liberal buffoons in the White House.

So, you think Slick Willie plays the buffoon?  Naw ... he plays the SAX.  (Not
very damn well, though ... )  

Anybody got any good sax jokes?

   Wile E. Coyote at the Acme Online Support Organization For The SouthWest
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From: Ben.Magid@launchpad.unc.edu (Ben Magid)
Subject: Re: Looking for Polish Jokes..
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 22:47:25 GMT

In article <720905346.AA06928@csource.oz.au> Jim.Swannack@f153.n633.z3.fidonet.org (Jim Swannack) writes:
>GW>From: jtsai@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Gandalf the Wizard)
>GW>Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
>
>GW>Can anyone please email me some good polish jokes?
>GW>Thanx.
>GW>Gandalf
>why do seagulls fly upside down in poland??????????
>.
>.
>because they are not worth shitting on
>
> * Origin: MainFrame 03-776-6005 Australia (3:633/153)

Whats different about polish firing squads?

They stand in a circle

        -Ben                         
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From: h198@hosp.med.umich.edu  (Gene Mangum)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: ASCII picture of Goofy??
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992  11:21 EDT
Organization: Univ of Michigan Hospitals
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: condor.hosp.med.umich.edu
X-Newsreader: FTPNuz (DOS) v1.0

I am in desparate need of an ASCII picture of the Disney character "Goofy".
If you have one, please post it or EMail it to h198@hosp.med.umich.edu.
The ideal picture would be just his head, about 20 lines or so, but I'll
take whatever I can get.
Thanks!

Gene Mangum
Univ of Michigan Hospitals
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: brown@ccit08.duq.edu (Jason Brown)
Subject: Re: Limerick using the word "Orange"
Organization: J. Random Misconfigured Site
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 17:20:54 GMT
Distribution: na
X-Posted-From: ccit08.duq.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <1992Oct29.140404.8882@edinboro.edu>  writes:
> Nothing rhymes with orange.  Sorry.
> 
> 				J.C.

What'dya mean "nothing ryhmes with orange"  What about "Door-Hinge"

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: CRAPPY JOKE
From: <RK0VSANU@MIAMIU.BITNET>
Date: Friday, 6 Nov 1992 12:37:32 EST
Organization: Miami University - Academic Computer Service

What's brown and sounds like a bell?
 
Dung.
 
If you have enjoyed this joke and would like to hear others, just let me
know.  I'd be only too willing to supply you with the worst jokes on
the face of the planet, a planet which we Americans will place in the
hands of one Bill Clinton, a man who supposedly will make a BIG difference
in the next four years.  Utter bullshit.
 
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Yes, I am conservative.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto)
Subject: Re: WANTED:women's pay sig
Organization: Ingres, An ASK Company, Alameda, CA 94501
Date: 10 Nov 92 21:20:19 GMT

In article <qXNRTB4w165w@cerianthus.pinetree.org> cowan@cerianthus.pinetree.org (Darin Cowan - root) writes:
>[...]  To
>change how women think, you have to work on them as girls in public school.

Like giving them dolls that say things like "Math is so hard."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: swongta@csws17.ic.sunysb.edu ()
Subject: *** S E X ***
Originator: swongta@csws17.ic.sunysb.edu
Organization: State University of New York at Stony Brook
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 18:05:01 GMT

This is from GNU distribution.  I guess the GNU version will be complete :-)

Enjoy!!!

SEX(6)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(6)


NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



SEX(6)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(6)



     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT

LOVERS
     is a list of default partners which will be used if
     none are specified in the command line.  If any are
     specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.
From: cote@cs.ucsd.edu (Brad Cote)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: 10 Nov 92 20:01:20 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor

BMW - Brought My Wrench
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
From: v140pxgt@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re:  Computer Viruses
Keywords: slick willy  partial repost
Date: 12 Nov 92 03:41:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Nov11.163809.4062@msdhsv.ingr.com>, bob@medrcw.b17b.ingr.com writes...
>DAN QUAYLE VIRUS : Prevents your system from spawning any child processes  
>without joining into a binary network.

the version that I heard of simplye addse ane ee toe everye worde youe typee.

						Dan Case
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: elhowell@elhowell.b17a.ingr.com (Ellen Howell)
Subject: Re: My View Of Clinton
Reply-To: elhowell@elhowell.b17a.ingr.com (Ellen Howell)
Organization: "Intergraph Corp, Huntsville AL"
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 22:14:51 GMT

In article <1dqg7iINNsj5@charnel.ecst.csuchico.edu>, tom@ecst.csuchico.edu (Sicilian Mob Type) writes:
|> In article <1992Nov4.094830.14055@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu> crwilson@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu writes:
|> >Clinton received
|> >more than 50% of the votes from people who did not graduate highschool.
|> >
|> 
|> Ok, from this unsubstantiated statistic one can conclude that the other
|> 50% who voted for Clinton did graduate from highschool.  So do you conclude
|> that 100% of the college graduates voted for Bush?  Well I don't think
|> so because I didn't vote for him.   
|> 
|> Here let me make up my own confounded statistic:
|> 
|>       In each of the states Clinton won during the election,
|>       have a 50% illiteracy rate.   Wow that's alot.
|>       
|> 

Well explain why Bush won Alabama...!
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From: jshg1134@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Jeffrey S. Hoeft)
Subject: Request unix pranks
Summary: request unix pranks
Keywords: request unix pranks
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 04:21:35 GMT



Is there an FTP site where I can get some Unix pranks? ie a program which
will cause windows to go haywire, the screen to melt unexpectedly, etc.

Thanks in advance,

Jeff
j-hoeft@uiuc.edu
From: berkovit@ecs.umass.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: ASCII
Date: 7 Nov 92 20:52:36 GMT

I WOULD LIKE IT IF SOMEONE COULD SEND ME A BUNCH OF
ASCII PICTURES. I ENJOYED EVERYONE THAT WAS POSTED SO FAR.
I WONDER IF I COULD ESTABLISH A NEWS SECTION TOO HERE AT U-MASS


THANKX EVERYONE ON THE NEWS NETWORK.
***************************************************************
*  BRIAN BERKOVITZ **  U MASS AMHERST                         *
***************************************************************
EXIT

please send me all the ascii pictures you have
i love them all.
who's the pervert with the babes
way to go!
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
From: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Subject: Re: Trinary
Keywords: snipe hunt
Reply-To: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1992 01:12:14 GMT

In article <17569@bcars664.bnr.ca>, hwt@bcarh11a.BNR.CA (Henry Troup) writes:
|>In article <1cqvjqINNe3b@uniwa.uwa.edu.au>, john@gu.uwa.edu.au (John
|>West) writes:
|>|>0 and 1 cancel out fine, but there's all these 2s left floating around. 
|>
|>I thought trinary machines used (-1,0,1) as states.  Wasn't there a
|>Russian base -1 machine ?  Have I confused the two?
|>                            
|>Henry Troup - H.Troup@BNR.CA (Canada) - BNR owns but does not share my
opinions
|>"I disagree with what you say but will defend to the death your right to
|>say it"
          
The Russians did have a base -1 machine, but that was uninary, not
trinary.  It worked on the theory of "bit re-use", where the negative
bits were dumped into and pulled out of a common buffer. They used
-1 instead of +1 in the hopes that any American attempts at 
hacking would be eliminated (the US 1's and USSR -1's adding up to
zero).  The program was cancelled when it was found that the
machine would not accept the backward R used in the Russian language.
Hope this clears things up!

Brian /-|-\
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan)
Subject: Re: do it list
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 20:05:21 GMT

In article <+kj1l8h@rpi.edu> tinkha@rpi.edu writes:
>Could somebody please repost or email me the complete list of jobs and how they
>do it? I managed to erase my copy by mistake. Thanks!!!!
>
>
Here's one:
  Dorks do it by asking for canonical lists over rec.humor.


Matthew Ryan
zaphod@choate.edu

VI Rules!   So There!


Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
From: jms1086@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Reply-To: jms1086@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 20:13:56 GMT

Jeep:   Junk Eletrical and Emissions Parts

						-Garion....
From: scratchy.caltech.edu!nathan (Nathan Mates)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Computer Humor
Date: 10 Nov 1992 00:26:32 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
NNTP-Posting-Host: scratchy.caltech.edu
Originator: nathan@scratchy

A Friend of mine up at Stanford sent me this, and I'll offer it for
everyone's fun.

************************************************************************** 
**
FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS : Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little  
units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be  
the most important part of the computer.
DAN QUAYLE VIRUS : Their is sumthing rong with yor compueter, ewe just  
can't figyour out watt.
GALLUP VIRUS : Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of  
their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of  
error).
=><>
PAUL REVERE VIRUS : This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It  
warns you of impending hard disk attack---once if by LAN, twice if by C:.
POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS : Never calls itself a "virus", but instead  
refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism".
RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS : Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how  
old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a  
counselor about possible alternatives.
ROSS PEROT VIRUS : Activates every component in your system, just before  
the whole thing quits.
MARIO CUOMO VIRUS : It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS : Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and  
then slowly expands back to 200MB.
AT&T VIRUS : Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are  
getting.
THE MCI VIRUS : Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too  
much for the AT&T virus.
TED TURNER VIRUS : Colorizes your monochrome monitor.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS : Terminates and stays resident. It'll be  
back.
DAN QUAYLE VIRUS : Prevents your system from spawning any child processes  
without joining into a binary network.
GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS : Nothing works, but all your diagnostic  
software says everything is fine.
NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS : Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people  
really mad just thinking about it.
************************************************************************** 
**

I also have:
   Bastard Operator From Hell-- The Series
   Real Programmers Don't Eat Quiche
   Blonde Jokes
   Clinton Jokes
   Lawyer Jokes
   Monty Python Scripts
   Other crap

Nathan Mates
nathan@cco.caltech.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tligman@andy.bgsu.edu (thomas ligman)
Subject: Re: Deer Jokes
Organization: Bowling Green State Univ.
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 19:58:23 GMT

In article <BxH8H5.5Ky@inews.Intel.COM> edunn@gomez.intel.com (Edward Dunn) writes:
>What do you call a deer with no eyes?
>No Idea     
>
>What do you call a deer with no eyes and no penis?
>No Fxxxxxx Idea

and don't forget


What do you call the same deer with no legs?
Still no fucking idea
          ^^^^^^
      That's what those
      X's are!!!!!!!!!
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm)
Subject: Re: REQUEST: Funny names--please read!
Organization: Ocean Sciences Centre
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 03:26:02 GMT

In article <BwxuJL.FDu@math.uwaterloo.ca>, mskucher@math.uwaterloo.ca (Murray S. Kucherawy [MFCF]) writes:
|> irvine@uxh.cso.uiuc.edu (Brent Irvine) writes:
|> >>>I'm taking a collection of humorous names for people.  These names do
|> >>>not have to be real, and in fact they shouldn't be!  Almost everyone
|> >>>has heard some of these before, I'm sure.  Some examples are...
|> >>>
|> >>>Jacques Strap
|> >>>Harry Paraballs
|> >>>Ivan Jakinov
|> >>>Heywood Jablomi
|> >>>Claude Balls
|> >>>
|> >>How about  Mike Hunt
|> >
|> >Or (my favorites):
|> >
|> >	Buck Dick
|> >	Sally Hole
|> 
|> Phil McCracken
|> Buster Hymen
|> Mike Rotch
|> Justin Case
|> Will Bytchakokov
|> 
|> etc.
|> 
|> -MSK

	Ivor Biggin


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Ascii babes
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 92 16:36:20 PST
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

Did you notice all those ascii babes had HIV?
Figures, from New York.

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From: xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Date: Thu, 05 Nov 92 20:51:11 EST
Organization: Odd Parity Hacker's Group

mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:

> In article <1992Nov3.151556.6137@eecs.nwu.edu> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu (Michael 
> >
> >This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
> >concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
> >lines over and over again?
> 
> Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
>

Daniel Max P. Drucker

=============== mertwig!xyzzy@jaflrn.uucp ==========================
#define slogan_1 Don't pick on me, I'm only 14.
#define slogan_2  Hey! Lets port it to COBOL!

Difficulty! It's the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!
Hi, I'm a .sig virus! Copy me into your .sig and spread the fun!
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Organization: Fifth yr. senior, Materials Science and Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 20:08:05 -0500 
From: Christopher Bradley Devlin <cd1i+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Wanna buy a duck?

A duck.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: blair@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Marc E Blair)
Subject: Re: Limerick using the word "Orange"
Keywords: limerick, rhyme
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 02:31:22 GMT

For words that rhyme with orange,
how about, door hinge? or, maybe syringe? (that thing 
with the squeezamajig on the end)

my 2 scents.
Marc Blair
From: darrin_d1@verifone.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: News of the Weird
Date: 3 Nov 92 11:17:08 -1000
Organization: VeriFone Inc., Honolulu HI

In the San Jose Mercury News, they post the "News of the Weird" every day.  The
stories usually contained humorous happenings to people doing ordinary things. 
Today's was especially hillarious.

In Ogden, Utah, a Japanese college exchange student, angry that a
Baskin-Robbins ice cream store had just shut its doord for the evening and
would not serve him, suffered a laceration on his butt when he pressed too hard
on the window while mooning the store's employees.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.  But we especially scream
when our butt goes through a glass door.

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