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From: kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Date: 16 Apr 92 12:07:31 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Apr16.004156.10445@uunet.uu.net>, smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield) writes:
> In article <92105.155210AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET> <AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
>>Christy introduces herself:
>>Now, to address various other issues raised in the thousands of other welcomes
>>you've received *smile*... I just want to go on the record as being the first
>>guy to welcome you aboard without flirting with or throwing food at you...
> 
> Now WAIDDAMINUT!!!!  I NEVER threw ANYTHING at her!!  That was Ender.  I only
> said that there was always room for jello!!!

Yeah, and I didn't throw food at her *or* flirt (the latter has the potential
to get me into trouble now.. I'm still getting used to it, but it's fun!)
-- 
Mark Kinney [KINNEMA@WKUVX1.(BITNET)(WKU.EDU)] | Don't just eat a hamburger,
PhoneNet: (502)745-4246	  (Bowling Green, KY)  | eat the HELL out of it!
This has been a test. If this had been an actual emergency, you'd be dead.
Quote of the week: "Now I'm mumbling, and I'm screaming, and I don't know what
	I'm singing." -- "Weird" Al Yankovic, "Smells Like Nirvana"
From: jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu (John M. Turner)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Er.. Hello!?
Summary: More Tiny Toons?
Date: 15 Apr 92 14:19:32 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio, not San Antone

ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) writes:
>In article <1992Apr14.154717.9327@news.unomaha.edu> SAB09@Zeus.unomaha.edu (Hot Di) writes:
>>Endude makes a nifty sound effect:
>>> Hurm.
>>Hurm?  Hurm?  You wouldn't happen to read The Watchmen by any chance?
>>Just curious,
>>HD
>Several times... =)
>-Ender
>"Who watches the watchmen?"
>-OR, if you are a Tiny Toons Adventures fan...
>"Who watches the watchducks?"

Looks like it's time to put together the RFD for alt.romance.chat.tiny-toons
*silly grin*


John Turner - Hopeless Romantic, Short Order Breakfast Cook, and Tiny Toons fan
-- 
               John "J.T." Turner - jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu
                      How do I know when it's love?
                 I can't tell you, but it lasts forever
                - Van Halen, When It's Love (from OU812)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Jamie and GRW's Bed
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 14:10:21 -0500

>>	I believe this is the point I am supposed to become jealous,
>>right?  Hm.  I tink I mite jus doo dat.  8)
>
>Gosh, I didn't think you would ever get jealous.... Well, 
>come here, I have a plan my Luscious Handsome Hero........ 

	Go for it...  I would like to hear this one!
-- 
Erin Anderson    -    Socks    -    The Robe, The Ring, and The Romance.
ARC's Philosopher, Dreamer, & Stand-up Comedian.
		       (Lis's Hero on call 24 hours.)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Erin's punishment
Keywords: GEMR, whip
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 12:15:16 -0500

Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>


>	{Incredibly off the subject, I just realized that my actual
>girlfriend looks quite a lot like Betty Rubble with short hair would
>look.  Funny...  I always had this thing for Betty Rubble when I was
>younger.  Does this mean something?}

Yeessssssss.....*Julie looks at Erin with soft condensending eyes*
It means you have a serious problem, dear.  Now, sit right here while
I make a phone call.....


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
				|
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

__________________________________________________________________________
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Erin & GRW Questions
Date: 7 Apr 92 22:41:06 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr7.122526.5515@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:

>Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>


>>>>>    "When one door of happiness closes,
>>>>>         another opens; but often we look so
>>>>>         long at the closed door that we do not
>>>>>         see the one which has been opened for us."

>>
>>       I agree with your summation of this.  Thank you for coming in
>>and telling us more of the feelings out there.  I would really like to
>>hear more of what people think of things in their lives.  Thanks
>>you...

>This is very close to me and what's happened in my life.

>I lived for 14 years with someone and assumed that I was happy.  And
>part of the time I suppose I was.  But I was also controlled in most
>aspects of my life.  I let it happen from the beginning.  About 4 months
>ago, I began to wonder about that.  Did I want to be controlled like that?
>Was I as happy as I could be?  What would lie ahead for me if I let
>that door close?

>Well, as most of you know....I let the door close.  I was so scared of
>the unknown.  But I knew it was something I had to do.  I had to do it
>for ME this time.

>I got mega support from many of you here in ARCLand, and lots of local
>support from family and friends.

>As it's turned out, the new door is so much more wonderful than I could
>have imagined.  I'm happier, healthier and have found peace.  I also found
>that there is a thing in life called TrueLove (tm).  And all this has
>come about because I dared to walk thru another door.  Sometimes, things
>work funny that way.  Thank God I made that choice.  *smile*

*HUG*
This is the only way that I know to reply to what you just said Julie... 
Thank god you did, we all feel like staring at that closed door when it 
shuts, but if we do that our backs will be to the opening doors and we will 
never see them.  

A door is to happiness as a cover is to a book, 
only a beginning,
if you never open the cover, you will never know the words.   

Jamie
Wine Stewerd of the RFA
Keeper of the Glue
Guy from ESTRN CANADA
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: charter of this group- GRW replies
Date: 9 Apr 92 21:16:55 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr9.152939.12594@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:

>In article <880189s.45@ace.acadiau.ca> 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr7.193038.24682@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr5.213255.5120@uc.msc.edu> eab@uh.msc.edu (Edward Bertsch) writes:
>>
>>>>|> EddyB asks:
>>>>|> >I have been reading this group, and I guess I am wondering, what is
>>>>|> >its charter supposed to be?
>>
>>>>Do Donny and Marie read this newsgroup?  How about Shaun Cassidy?
>>>>Rick Springfield?
>>>>
>>>>Edward A. Bertsch (eab@msc.edu)   Minnesota Supercomputer Center, Inc.
>>Lis tries:
>>>The Good Romantic Witch is cruising along in the air when
>>>she hears this abnoxious babbling going on between Edward B.
>          (Most of story deleted for space saving)
>>>very very good."  Edward's eyes are becoming a little dazed so
>>>the GRW takes him by the hand, "Come sit with me for a few
>>>minutes on this rock, Edward, and tell me about yourself and 
>>>how you are feeling right now.  Hopefully your are feeling 
>>>lighter and much more happier and romantic."   :-)
>>
>>Whoah!
>>Way to go Prez!

>Thank You, Jamie.... **HUG**   You keep saying all
>these nice things to me, and I'm gonna have to make
>your paycheck a little bigger!!  ;-)

Don't forget, I take PERSONAL checks *sly-but very cute-smile*
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( )
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Amherst
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 03:50:50 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

In <1992Apr16.023343.18008@uunet.uu.net> ender@uunet.uu.net writes:

> YoDude lies like a rug:
> >>Ok, boss.  I'll get right on it!  ;-)
> >>
> >>Christy
> >>
> >
> >Now WAIDDAMINUT here!!!  What's the deal here, Ender?  You already HAVE a
> >secretary AND a publicity manager!!  WHAT are you going to do with (or to)
> 
> False!  I have a sexretary, temporarily, which I share with Blade.  She's
> only our sec through the Chat, at least as I understand it...  Her OFFICIAL
> capacity is "Secretary to Chat Hosts".  I *AM* a secretary as well, to the
> Prez of the RFA (tip o' the hat to Lis).  I think these cancel out.  I have
> no PR agent, though I was (for a short period of time) Rip's PR agent.
> So, Christy, wanna be my PR agent? =)

Well, hell, yeah.  I'll take that job too. WHY NOT?
christy

> 
> >ANOTHER babe?  I don't even have ONE secretary.  I only PAY yours...
> >
> >Christy, if you REALLY want to be a secretary, don't load down Ender, he
> >has enough women to deal with.  I do have need of a publicity secretary 
> 
> HA!  (that's all I'll say)
> 
> >here...  And you don't even have to type!!!
> >
> >Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
> >The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
> >and Official Green Light Spotter for the Secretary
> >to the President of the RFA.
> >===============================================================================
> >Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
> >  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
> >    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
> >			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
> 
> - ender
> 
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: Erin's Questions - GRW
Keywords: Kissing
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 17:27:57 GMT

Erin writes:
>
>	Kissing was something I had missed for two years.  I had been
>kissed during the time, yet it was not a kiss of love, nor of emotion.
>Something lacked.  I believe one of the best kisses I ever got was the
>first on e I ever got, and then the one which happened more recently.
>Cathy gave me that new breath.  Though sometimes I believe I 'breathe'
>people too much, for I feel more for people than some people think.  I
>take things a bit more seroiusly than most think.
>
>	Possibly, tyhe best real kiss is the soft one.  It can be full
>of feeling, and that to me is more important than the lust type kiss.
>I like it light on the lips, moving to a more 'full' feel of a kiss...
>It is almost as if the people are working in feeling... as if they are
>becoming 'comfortable' with one another.

*sigh*  *swallowing hard*  Y-yes, Erin, I couldn't agree more.  My favorite
kisses are the soft ones, where lips aren't pressed deeply into each other,
but caress each other.  It's more an expression of love than deeper, harder
kisses, to me.  *gulp*  Did it just get hotter in here?  Only five weeks til I
can kiss Lee!!  *big smile*
>
>	The 'hungry' kiss is just as nice, but on a wholy different
>level.  When I first felt this type of kiss (1991), I was overtaken,
>for it was from someone I didn't expect it from at the time.  I am
>still with that person.  :)  It was SO Passionate, I couldn't imagine
>anything deeper in feeling.
>
>	Basically, both are great, but in my opinion, the softer
>start, the better...  In short:  Kisses are (to me) more personal,
>more intense, and more meaningful than most anything else.

I like what you're saying.  There's a time for soft kisses, there's a time for
hungry kisses, and there's *always* a time for LongSlowDeepSoftWETKissesThat
LastThreeDays (from Bull Durham).  The mark of a true kissing artist is
knowing when each is appropriate, needed, wanted, etc.  

Kisses are very personal to me, too.  I would be wholly content just to sit in
someone's (read: Lee's *grin*) arms and kiss til I didn't have feeling left in
my lips.  There's a certain level of intensity involved in the very *first*
kiss between two people that is never really equalled in any other "firsts" in
their physical relationship.  I think that first contact *is* the most
important and the most meaningful, too.

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Holidays!
Summary: I'm off...
Keywords: games fun relaxation
Date: 9 Apr 92 12:08:28 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England


If you folks don't see any posts from me for a while or I don't answer
my mail, it's nothing personal...

To take advantage of the various Easter Bank Holidays, I'm having some
time off work and won't be back until Weds 22nd.

I'm off to Reading tomorrow for Gamesfair, which I'm really looking 
forward to  - lots of fun plotting round the En Garde! game where I'm
Commissioner of Public Safety and get to arrest other players;  lots of 
old friends; hopefully some new.  I'll be exhausted come Sunday (but happy ;)

Then next week I'm home to see the folks (though I'm not sure when and I 
could well pop in sometime next week to catch up on events here if I have
the time).

Have fun,

Laters

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle

==============================
All of the letters in all of the words
In all of the books all over the world
They're nothing but sounds vowels and nouns
For talking to strangers that's all they're worth
Words are unable to speak of love
Like a smile in a whisper does
Words are unable to speak of love
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( )
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Amherst
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 14:01:23 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

In <1992Apr14.052844.21544@cs.aukuni.ac.nz> cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz writes:

> Christy introduces herself:
> >Hi everyone!  I'm new to this group.  Just thought I'd check it out and it
> >seems pretty cool....So, do you have room for another new face??
> 
> We sure do. Just watch out for some of the people here who'll sneak up
> on ya when you least expect it...
> 
> and clare sneaks around among the clamour of people welcoming Christy
> and *tickle*s her mercilessly....

Oh stop!  <giggle, giggle>  Please don't!  Oh <giggle>  HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christy 

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Hello again!
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 15:14:06 -0500

>> E-R-I-N !!!!    You're "supposed" to be My Hero, you know,
>> Like My Bodyguard.... and here you're talking about tieing me
>> up for everybody to take pot shots at!!  WEll, sheesh....
>> **pout**  **pout**   "I need a REAL bodyguard!!"  
>
>Well, I can understand you taking offense at the potshots, but they
>tying up is part of the fringe benefits, I would think.  :-)

	Yeah!

	[Erin gets a FringeBenefitRally going to support it.]
-- 
Erin Anderson    -    Socks    -    The Robe, The Ring, and The Romance.
ARC's Philosopher, Dreamer, & Stand-up Comedian.
		       (Lis's Hero on call 24 hours.)
From: dddawson@lpl.arizona.edu (Doug Dawson)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Date: 14 Apr 92 02:22:22 GMT
Organization: Lunar & Planetary Laboratory, Tucson AZ.

Christy writes:

>Well, at least the "new" part was right!
>
>Hi everyone!  I'm new to this group.  Just thought I'd check it out and it
>seems pretty cool....So, do you have room for another new face??
>
>Christy!

 Howdy!  Well, it's getting pretty crowded, but if you're just a face,
 no problem!  We've got plenty of room!

 (Jest kidding, o'course.  Welcome to ARC!)

 D3
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Challenge II (was Re: A timely (I hope) post...)
Date: 8 Apr 92 16:16:35 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr7.211729.10754@uunet.uu.net> smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield) writes:

>In article <880189s.38@ace.acadiau.ca> 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART) writes:
>>Audiance (sp.) Participation!  ALL RIGHT, I LOOOOOOVE participating, 
>>especially when it gets so hard to see a good duel at dawn these days.

>Wow, we have them quite often here at Uunet, but from what I hear they're 
>usually at around noon.  I still haven't participated in one yet...

I hear about lots of duels, but haven't seen on either, has anyone?
  ^^^^

>>Jamie jumps up from his trusty terminal and runs out into the yard, "This is 
>>great, now I can be a part of the beach-chat from here", he then starts re-
>>calibrating and messing around with one-huge-SUPERDUPER CREAMPUFFCANON

>Wimp!!!  No distance weapons allowed!  There's no honor in attacking someone
>from so far away they can't even see you!  Given, it's MUCh more fun....

Wimp eh?  Hey they asked for audience support!  I'm as willing as any to 
defend my honour Mono a Mono, personally I prefer Danishes at dusk but any 
weapon is fine.
ICPM's are just my way of showing you all how much I love you, for we can 
only launch creampuff's at those we love.

>>Hey where is the beach-chat anyway (just so's I don't miss and take out the 
>>wrong state.

>It'll be in either Virginia or North Carolina.  Rather than launching ICPM's
>(IntercontinentalCreamPuffMissiles) at us, why don't you JOIN us.  That's the
>purpose of the whole thing!

Yes, that would be wonderfull, however I know that I will be unable to, 
unmless someone can come up with a really cheap, and fast way for me to 
arrive in Virginia or North Carolina, that is other than using my two 
hoofers (no money, no car.) Rather than miss 
absolutly everything, like I did the fireside chat, a couple of ICPM's 
landing on the beach might remind you guys that I am thinking of you.

>>Jamie
>>Wine Stewerd of the RFA
>>Keeper of the Glue
>>The Guy from ESTRN CANADA
>>
>>Ummmmmm.....anybody got a spare doohickeythingamagig for the ol' CANON

>Yoda                                            yoda@triryche.uu.net
>The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
>===========================================================================
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: New Secretary to da Prez
Date: 9 Apr 92 13:12:16 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

The NewSec sez:
}Richard (the Official "Meep meep"er of the RFA asks:
}>ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) writes:
}>> Thank you thank you thank you...
}>> 
}>> First I would like to condemn... er, "commend" my fellow applicants and wish
}>> you well in your future endeavors...
}>                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
}>What's this? I thought NASA (or Rockwell to be precise only built one 
}>Endeavour. Where do all these other SpaceShuttle come from?
}
}Shhhhhhhh...  we're converting all the retired SR-71A Blackbirds to new
}Space Shuttles and naming them ALL "Endeavour" to confuse the Martians...

Shouldn't that be -


"Endervour"  ?

[Paul looks round at the frowns on the Arcrowds faces, hears the growns
and decides that now would be a very good time to duck]

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Jamie & GRW's Bed/Erin
Date: 16 Apr 92 21:34:21 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr16.213421.5433
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Apr16.150135.9560@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Erin Anderson) writes:
>>>Erin States Matter-of-Factly:
>>>	Quick Summary...  Lis is my babe.  The End.  :)  How's that?

>>Lis Questions:
>>Does this mean you are gonna still be my Bodyguard?  I really
>>like having you as my Bodyguard, ya know....   :-)  
>>And does this mean you aren't gonna tie me up and throw me
>>to these hungry male wolves out there?    I'll compromise
>>with you.... You can tie me up, but only you and I can be in
>>the room.... Hey, whatcha think, Erin??  I beg of you!!    
>
>Erin replies:
>	That depends.  You are going to have to treat me right, ya
>know...  ;)  I will have to see what happens...  BWahahahaha!


Lis looks at Erin with her pretty blue eyes and says,
"Erin, I promise to be REALLY good, Promise!!"  

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: lalaland(was RE: charter something...)
Date: 11 Apr 92 18:05:53 GMT
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

Chris,

you made an eloquent and beautiful argument. My hat is off to you.

Richard
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: Erin's punishment
Keywords: GEMR, whip
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 15:44:24 GMT

Erin dances in:
>>Woah, have I ever been gone long...
>>Suddenly the lights go out, the GRW can't sse ANYTHING... then the lights 
>>come back on, Erin isn't anywhere.... where did he go?
>
>	The radio blares:
	
	["Girlfriend" lyrics deleted]
>
>	[Erin comes in dancing with a lady who has beautifully long,
>blue hair...  As you look closer, you find that she is a cartoon
>character.  He looks very happy.]

She wouldn't be Evangeline now, would she?  ;-)
>
>	{Incredibly off the subject, I just realized that my actual
>girlfriend looks quite a lot like Betty Rubble with short hair would
>look.  Funny...  I always had this thing for Betty Rubble when I was
>younger.  Does this mean something?}

I thought Betty Rubble *had* short hair.  She always reminded me of my mother,
same hairstyle, sorta.  Now what does *that* tell you?

'Chelle  *BAM* *BAM*
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge