HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bpostow@colossus.oberlin.edu (Brian Postow)
Subject: Re: Why did the Buddha come from India to China?
Organization: Oberlin College Computer Science
Followup-To: alt.non.sequitur,alt.sex,talk.bizarre,rec.pets,alt.fan.warlord
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 20:48:21 GMT
X-Posted-From: colossus.cs.oberlin.edu
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

prove: all cows eat green grass.

proof: assume a grapefruit. now, either this grapefruit has seeds or
it doesn't. If it doesn't then it is an easy proof [left to the
reader] to prove that it is green. Now, if you have a green
grapefruit, you apply the grasshopper formula to it, and out comes..
yes grass. yes, green grass, which is, obviously eaten by the cow.

now, if the grapefruit does have seeds, we have to account for the
seeds. attack the problem inductively. the base case is of one seed.
with one seed, we remove the seed, and have cows eating green grass,
plus a seed, which we can ignore. Now, if you have k+1 seeds, we can
always remove one seed to get k seeds which gives us indeed cows
eating green grass.

QED

--
Brian Postow :: The Pasta Knight - that noodle head in shiny armour

Didn't your parents tell you not to talk to strangers?
	And I'm STRAAANGER than you are!
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,alt.sex,talk.bizarre,rec.pets,alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Why did the Buddha come from India to China?
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 15:27:11 GMT

rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes) writes:

>In article <1992Sep11.191400.512@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:

>>	     # # #         "...still going!"                     

>I'm not gonna say it... I'm NOT gonna say it...

Come on Rich... Say it!  Please?

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read"
 -- Joshua Heller (heller2@husc.harvard.edu) on rec.humor.funny
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,alt.sex,alt.religion.kibology,talk.bizarre,alt.test
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: alt.non.sequitur: FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS part 1/1
Summary: propagate propagate propagate
Keywords: random random random
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:46:12 GMT


Alt.non.sequitur FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS LIST part 1/1

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

In the 12 hours since this group's creation, I have received numerous
e-mail messages to the effect of:

	"What's a 'non sequitur'?" 

	and

	"Is that Latin or something?"

	and

	"Stop creating stupid alt.* groups you stupid dick"

and so on. Now, to clear up some of the confusion and ambiguity behind this
mysterious new group, I give to you the alt.non.sequitur FAQ list. Now
bear with me because I can't type and chew gum at the same time. 

Q:  What's a non sequitur?

A:  Those with Latin dictionaries (or even better, background) will notice
    that a 'non sequitur' is that which 'does not follow'; i.e. a conclusion
    that does not follow from the arguments presented for it. In other words,
    we can safely assume that a) Jim and his dog, Ruffy, are simply *not*
    coming over to your house for dinner tonight, and, b) it's unwise
    to take rain for granted: God Does Not Throw Rice [sic]. 

Q:  Is that Latin or something?

A:  I told you (thwump): don't EVER, EVER, leave the car running with the
    hose running from the tailpipe to the passenger seat. NOW CUT IT OUT.

Q:  Aren't these answers too direct? 

A:  Yes, $9.95. Tax not included.

Q:  What's the subject matter of the group?

A:  Not quite a behavioralist, but then again "no true operationalists
    exist" (to quote D.C. Dennett). 

Q:  Stop creating new alt.* groups you stupid dick.

A:  New mail on node ODIN1:: from smtp%"rdc@netcom.com"

There, now that should help. If you have any problems, do not hesitate
(under *any* circumstances) to type 'q' and then 'rm $HOME/.newsrc'
followed by (for bonus points) 'cd; tar cf - * | mail root'. Do it,
Billy. It's your only chance to be cool.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Random Hacker, Cornell Engineering and Theory Center 
  "People will say we're in love."  --Hannibal Lecter
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: my heartbeat
Followup-To: alt.non.sequitur,talk.bizarre,to.wasatch,alt.spleen
Summary: this is a story
Keywords: bad rotten sucks vile
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 19:07:55 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

about 5 seconds ago i was melting into the floor, or at least it
looked that way.  i am sober. as sober as one can be after drinking
one beer. i can feel my pulse in my hands. i can make my heart skip a
beat when i am in bed sometimes. not that i am in bed sometimes. i
am usually in bed every night unless i am not at home in which case i
sleep some other place or just don't sleep. anyway, when my heart
skips a beat it is weird. i used to notice it after a hard ride or sprint
on my bike. a nurse noticed it too. i guess she didn't think it was a
big deal.  oh well. whatever ya know. by the way, i am in VA now.
at least i was in VA when i wrote this. bye now.

PJF--->Biochem. grad student
					"Oh God, how i love to hate!"
								Mudhoney	
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,alt.fishing,alt.lycra,alt.oobe
From: pete@cssc-syd.tansu.com.au (Peter Alexander Merel)
Subject: Re: And Jesus said
Organization: Customised Software Solutions Centres, AOTC
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 06:33:31 GMT

arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>pete@cssc-syd.tansu.com.au (Peter Alexander Merel) writes:
>>arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>>(Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>>this is your newsgroup on drugs
>>>What the &*%$#@! is this doing in "rec.sport.rugby?"
>>Damn it! Why isn't this in rec.sport.rugby? I haven't posted it anywhere!
>If you didn't post it, why did you answer the question?

I refuse to question your answer on the grounds that it might incriminate you.

>>>ObNonSequitor: My underwear has no fish on, in or near it.
>>Obrugby: Kick the ball as far as you can. If someone gets in your way, smash
>>their fucking face in.
>ObSex: Safe sex is like wearing a seatbelt.  Sure, it's safer to just stay 
>home, but you don't get very far.

Obfishing.lycra.oobe: You can take the fish out of the lycra, but you can't 
take the lycra out of the fish.

>Big Al.  I'm gonna take out rec.sport.rugby and any other groups that want out
>next time this comes to me.

Rec.sport.rugby? Al, are you feeling okay?

-- 
Internet: pete@cssc-syd.tansu.com.au   UUCP: {uunet,mcvax}!munnari!cssc-syd!pete
Snail: 1/18-20 Orion Road, Lane Cove NSW 2066 Australia    Phone: +61 2 911 3130
The game is afoot!
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,talk.bizarre,alt.slack,alt.conspiracy,alt.evil,alt.fan.gooley
From: pete@cssc-syd.tansu.com.au (Peter Alexander Merel)
Subject: Re: And Jesus said
Organization: AOTC - CSSC
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 23:01:29 GMT

arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>In article <1992Sep13.000027.4369@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>this is your newsgroup on drugs
>>
>What the &*%$#@! is this doing in "rec.sport.rugby?"

Damn it! Why isn't this in rec.sport.rugby? I haven't posted it anywhere!

>ObNonSequitor: My underwear has no fish on, in or near it.

Obrugby: Kick the ball as far as you can. If someone gets in your way, smash
their fucking face in.

-- 
Internet: pete@cssc-syd.tansu.com.au   UUCP: {uunet,mcvax}!munnari!cssc-syd!pete
Snail: 1/18-20 Orion Road, Lane Cove NSW 2066 Australia    Phone: +61 2 911 3130
The game is afoot!
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,talk.bizarre
From: hideg@spsd630a.erim.org (Steve Hideg)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
In-reply-to: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu's message of Wed, 9 Sep 92 20:33:45 MDT
Organization: Environmental Research Institute of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Michigan
	<1992Sep10.023451.28489@fcom.cc.utah.edu>
Date: 10 Sep 92 10:02:46

In article <1992Sep10.023451.28489@fcom.cc.utah.edu> PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful) writes:

[ad infinitum]

>FUCK YES THERE IS.  the sight of shot from a 12 G winchester ripping
>through those stupid birds would please me more. as would a large 
>amount of controlled substances randomly inserted into my meals.

A 12 gigabyte winchester? That's a fuck of a big drive.
Can you get a deal on them?


baseball next
--Stev

Xref: sparky alt.non.sequitur:58 rec.sport.rugby:1403 alt.religion.kibology:3806 alt.sex:29344
From: ahern@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Sean Ahern)
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,rec.sport.rugby,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex
Subject: Re: And Jesus said
Date: 14 Sep 92 15:45:40 GMT
Organization: Purdue University

In <1992Sep13.230129.16359@cssc-syd.tansu.com.au> pete@cssc-syd.tansu.com.au (Peter Alexander Merel) writes:

>arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep13.000027.4369@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>this is your newsgroup on drugs
>>>
>>What the &*%$#@! is this doing in "rec.sport.rugby?"
>Damn it! Why isn't this in rec.sport.rugby? I haven't posted it anywhere!

Guys, look at the next line:

Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,rec.sport.rugby,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex

It's at the top of all your posts.  You can put anything here you like,
but most people would probably ask that you keep this down to a couple
related groups.  It is the list of all the newsgroups to which your post
will go.

(I probably will get a box full of flaming mail for crossposting like this.)

Just some USENET info for anyone who cares.

-- 
Sean Ahern------------------ahern@cs.purdue.edu----------------Purdue University
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,rec.sport.rugby,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: And Jesus said
Followup-To: alt.non.sequitur,rec.sport.rugby,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 00:00:27 GMT

There's this guy coming down the steps in front of a towering
gothic building woth an iron handrail. Inside the building elders
annunciate so well and write cursive on the blackboards in front of
three hundered sauced college kids. The professors are too short so
the blakcboards run on electric pulleys, lifting them up and down.
This guy's another college kid and has a T-shirt on depicting a
youth, drab and bored looking, with a cigarrette dangling from his
mouth. The guy puts a cigarrette in his mouth and looks just like
the kid on the front of his shirt. Recursive apparell. The
new fad of the 90's. 

mdw
this is your newsgroup on drugs


-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Random Hacker, Cornell Engineering and Theory Center 
  "I'll eat anything that's BRIGHT BLUE!!"
Xref: sparky alt.non.sequitur:84 rec.sport.rugby:1408 alt.religion.kibology:3814 alt.sex:29459
From: huber@soliton.physics.arizona.edu (Eric Huber)
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,rec.sport.rugby,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex
Subject: Why things are green
Date: 13 Sep 92 19:51:18 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson AZ

At my last job, there was a rule:

9.  All flammable liquids should be stored in a flammable cabinet.

If this is not a non-sequiter, I don't know sing a song of six-pence, 
pockets full of rye, four and twenty black birds, baked in a fly.

--huber@soliton.physics.arizona.edu

P.S.  I was working for the government at the time, don't tell anyone.
Xref: sparky alt.non.sequitur:30 talk.bizarre:29810 alt.slack:2358 alt.sex.bestiality:1870
From: genoa@athena.mit.edu (Jack Holt)
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,talk.bizarre,alt.slack,alt.sex.bestiality
Subject: Re: The lemming
Date: 12 Sep 92 05:44:30 GMT
Organization: Massachusetts Correctional Institute of Technology

In article <1992Sep12.045323.14207@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>That's it, Jimbo. I mean it this time: the Drano is NOT to be used as
>lubrication. At least in the platonic sense. You can extrapolate.

Perhaps you can help me.  I'm looking for an inflatable planet.
One with realistic volcanos.  Any information you can give me will
be taken out and shot.  

>mdw
[blank line deleted]
>-- 
>Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
>Random Hacker, Cornell Engineering and Theory Center 
>  "I'll eat anything that's BRIGHT BLUE!!"
--
Jack Holt                               3 Ames St. #93
genoa@athena.mit.edu                    Cambridge MA 02139

I am not now, nor have I ever been, an ibo.
Xref: sparky alt.non.sequitur:41 rec.sport.rugby:1399 alt.religion.kibology:3795 alt.sex:29261
From: arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,rec.sport.rugby,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex
Subject: Re: And Jesus said
Date: 14 Sep 92 01:44:41 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <1992Sep13.230129.16359@cssc-syd.tansu.com.au> pete@cssc-syd.tansu.com.au (Peter Alexander Merel) writes:
>arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep13.000027.4369@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>this is your newsgroup on drugs
>>>
>>What the &*%$#@! is this doing in "rec.sport.rugby?"
>Damn it! Why isn't this in rec.sport.rugby? I haven't posted it anywhere!
>
If you didn't post it, why did you answer the question?

>>ObNonSequitor: My underwear has no fish on, in or near it.
>
>Obrugby: Kick the ball as far as you can. If someone gets in your way, smash
>their fucking face in.
>
ObSex: Safe sex is like wearing a seatbelt.  Sure, it's safer to just stay 
home, but you don't get very far.

Big Al.  I'm gonna take out rec.sport.rugby and any other groups that want out
next time this comes to me.
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,talk.bizarre,alt.food.dennys,alt.fan.q
From: andy@ice.stx.com (Andy Moore)
Subject: Re: Breakfast
Reply-To: andy@ian.stx.com
Organization: Hughes STX, Lanham, MD
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 20:05:45 GMT

Matt Welsh writes:
}"Because you'll have to eat EIGHT bowls of talk.bizarre to get the
}nutrition in just ONE bowl of alt.non.sequitur!"
}
}"EIGHT BOWLS!?! That's not manly-- that's CRAZY!! I'll stick with 
}my alt.non.sequitur."
}
}Alt.non.sequitur. Complete taste plus total nutrition in ONE BOWL.

What's that got to do with the price of china in T?  Excuse my
syntax, I have no deduction this year.  Conference time!!  Crazy!
______________________________________________________________________________
Andy Moore          
 andy@ice.stx.com   
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,rec.kites,alt.fusion,alt.food.dennys,alt.backrubs
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Why I want to go on a trip with Wendy
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 02:27:48 GMT

Imagine this scene:

Blue Chevrolet Citation. Me and Wendy. In the front seat together. I know
that a "Citation" is another name for a traffic ticket, we have no idea
why the PR folks at Chevy decided on the name. Something along the
lines of the new Ford Impact (why not the "Ford Flaming Ball of Death?" 
that would be more direct and hit home in the marketplace) advertising
scheme. Giving your own car a completely non-egotistical degenerate 
image is the best way to sell a million of 'em. 

We'd fill up at the local Exxon, say hi to the drunken boat captons and
take off down an arbitrary freeway. We'd pop in the Queen tape on the
new Sony Cassette Eater sound system (more of the same PR propagating
through the high-end product mindset) and crank it up. "I want to
ride my bicycle/I want to ride my bike/I want to ride my bicycle/I want
to ride it where I like". The Cassette Eater has a special backmasking 
optional feature, so I throw the switch and the tape plays backwards,
revealing the true lyrics: "You love Satan, Queen, and you will buy all
of our tapes and then stop at Burger King for a Whaler sandwich". 

For some strange reason, suddenly we have the overwhelming urge to stop at
the nearest mall, pick up a copy of Sam Rushdie's newest book, all of
the Queen tapes in the Two Buck Bargain Bin, and run over to BK for
a quick Whaler. 

I'd elaborate, but, my fingers are growing arthritic AND it's much better
to leave the rest as an exercize for the reader. 

mdw
count the number of times i changed tenses in the above 


-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Random Hacker, Cornell Engineering and Theory Center 
  "I'll eat anything that's BRIGHT BLUE!!"
Xref: sparky alt.non.sequitur:37 talk.bizarre:29884 alt.slack:2363 alt.conspiracy:10585 alt.evil:2489 alt.fan.gooley:75
From: bwilliam@iat.holonet.net (Bill Williams)
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,talk.bizarre,alt.slack,alt.conspiracy,alt.evil,alt.fan.gooley
Subject: Re: I couldn't have asked for more help
Date: 13 Sep 92 10:21:37 GMT
Organization: HoloNet (BBS: 510-704-1058)

For more fun with standard "Elizas" use DREAM, MOTHER, SHUT UP, HATE,
AFRAID, LOVE, NO, WHY, and other words such as these.

A real psychiatrist would have had you committed with most of those remarks!

Good work.
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,talk.bizarre,alt.food.dennys,alt.fan.q
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Breakfast
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 19:29:55 GMT

"Sitting down for breakfast?"

"Yeah...."

"Hope you're hungry."

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

"Because you'll have to eat EIGHT bowls of talk.bizarre to get the
nutrition in just ONE bowl of alt.non.sequitur!"

"EIGHT BOWLS!?! That's not manly-- that's CRAZY!! I'll stick with 
my alt.non.sequitur."

Alt.non.sequitur. Complete taste plus total nutrition in ONE BOWL.

mdw 
herbalist/nutritionist/net.dietician


-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "I'll eat anything that's BRIGHT BLUE!!"
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,alt.sex,talk.bizarre,rec.pets,alt.fan.warlord
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Why did the Buddha come from India to China?
Followup-To: alt.non.sequitur,alt.sex,talk.bizarre,rec.pets,alt.fan.warlord
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 19:14:00 GMT


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mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Random Hacker, Cornell Engineering and Theory Center 
  "People will say we're in love."  --Hannibal Lecter
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,talk.politics.guns
From: Nigel.Allen@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Nigel Allen)
Subject: Re: The evening smells like rain
Organization: Trauma Surgeons Against Gun Control
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 16:02:16 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.165549.28914@zip.eecs.umich.edu> tazzzzz@quip.eecs.umich.edu (Kevin Dangoor) writes:
>Along the left corridor, before the blaze struck with powerful intensity at
>the fruity rice cakes, but without the sugar where did the time go?
>Alas, simultaneously is not soon enough for the one with the clock and the
>goal posts. But whence am I?

Just a reminder that, in order to raise the average sensibleness level of
posts in talk.politics.guns, all messages in alt.non.sequitur should be
cross-posted to the "shooting people is the American Way" newsgroup.

You could also cross-post things to soc.culture.albanian, but for some
reason that newsgroup doesn't exist yet. Albanians like guns too.

--
   The opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the University of
     North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
        Technology, or the Experimental Bulletin Board Service.
           internet:  bbs.oit.unc.edu or 152.2.22.80
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,rec.sport.rugby,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex
From: sramming@athena.mit.edu (Scott '~ibo' Ramming)
Subject: Re: And Jesus said
Summary: Call 1-800-782-8244 for a free copy of the catalog
Keywords: chinos, p 27; braided belt, p 34; chukka boots, p 52
Organization: My Incredible Trousers
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 03:55:19 GMT

In article <Sep13.173340.61362@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> 
arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>In article <1992Sep13.000027.4369@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU 
(Matt Welsh) provides an excerpt from his latest novel, er, recycling bin:

>>This guy's another college kid and has a T-shirt on depicting a
>>youth, drab and bored looking, with a cigarrette dangling from his
>>mouth. The guy puts a cigarrette in his mouth and looks just like
>>the kid on the front of his shirt. Recursive apparell. The
>>new fad of the 90's. 
>>
>>mdw
>>this is your newsgroup on drugs
>>
>What the &*%$#@! is this doing in "rec.sport.rugby?"

The college kid was wearing a rugby shirt earlier, but it was too warm.
All college kids (like me) wear rugby shirts all the time, didn't you
know that?

>ObNonSequitor: My underwear has no fish on, in or near it.

I have a pair of boxer shorts with purple fish (or at least the
bones) on them. Boxers are of course also part of the dress code.

~ibo
--
the nonibo -ibo
M. Scott Ramming  
Cambridge MA 02139
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,rec.pets.birds,alt.cesium
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Kiwi Fruit
Followup-To: alt.non.sequitur,rec.pets.birds,alt.cesium 
X-Fruit-Of-The-Day: the Kiwi
Summary: kiwi kiwi kiwi kiwi
Keywords: kiwi signature nonsense 
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 17:11:54 GMT

In article <1992Sep13.155930.14823@news.iastate.edu> radish@iastate.edu (Rod Hoon) writes:
>In alt.cesium, positron@engin.umich.edu (Jonathan Scott Haas) .sigs:
>> Jake liked his women the way he liked
>> his kiwi fruit: 
>
>Seedy, small, and rotund with green flesh?
>
>>                 sweet yet tart, firm-
>> fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and
>> covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
>
>Oh...
>

Stop this nonsense. All references and postings regarding Kiwi (fruit,
flightless bird from New Zealand, or my girlfriend) must be first posted 
through the (now moderated) group alt.kiwi.d... those approved articles
will be reposted to alt.kiwi, alt.binaries.kiwi.pictures, and 
(finally) to the original group such as alt.cesium. I hate to pipe
up again and again about this, but I am SICK AND TIRED of seeing all of
these rampant uncontrolled postings about kiwis, we have to do something
about this before it brings down the entire net.

hugs and kisses,

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Random Hacker, Cornell Engineering and Theory Center 
  "I'll eat anything that's BRIGHT BLUE!!"
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,talk.bizarre