HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: iisakkil@lk-hp-19.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Red Dwarf USA jpeg posted
Date: 27 Jan 93 05:39:21 GMT
	<1993Jan25.212148.17704@news.cs.brandeis.edu>
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland

st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Jessica Raine) writes:
>	Things that make you go m
>(hopefully no one outside the U.S. got that "joke"...)

I'd hope so too, but there's no escape from American "music".

--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
From: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: InfiniDim (was: Comment on MH)
Date: 27 Jan 93 15:15:08 GMT
Reply-To: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk
Organization: Indexed; Access: Random.
X-Mailer: cppnews $Revision: 1.20 $

In article <martin.727613817@marsh> martin@cs.curtin.edu.au (Martin Dougiamas) writes:
>--
>Your eyes are weary from staring at the screen.  Your eyelids feel very heavy.
>You feel very sleepy.  Watch the cursor.  Notice how restful it is to watch it
>blink.  Close your eyes.  All the opinions stated above are yours.  You cannot
>imagine why you ever felt otherwise.  When you awake, you will be irresistably
>compelled to send all your money to: Martin Dougiamas, martin@cs.curtin.edu.au

Nope, I'm afraid not ... I fell asleep somewhere around the third line
of your sig.

Nick Leverton <leveret@look.deep.into.my.eyes>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: dimmen@hsr.no (Kjetil Dimmen)
Subject: Re: [no.news.diverse] Re: Hjelp!!
Organization: Rogaland University Centre
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 17:34:16 GMT

In article <C18uy8.AAI@world.std.com>, kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
> In article <1993Jan20.111239.23302@news.uit.no> jornaa@fdh.hsf.no writes:
> >
> >Kan noen hjelpe meg med e-mail adressen til universitetet
> >i Kent (GBR). Adressen til en system ansvarlig hadde
> >vaert meget bra aa ha.
> >
> >Takk!
> >
I *am* impressed! I never would have thought that someone outside Norway
could get this group. At least, I never thought it would *interest* anyone.

[Rough translation of original post to follow. Not that I think anybody cares.]
Can somebody help me with the e-mail address to the university
in Kent (GBR). The address to a system manager had
        [^^^ Supposedly, he means GB, or p'haps UK...]
been very good to have.
[Note: It doesn't sound that bad in Norwegian. I used a word-for-word
approach to the translation, to give you all the benefit of learning
some Norwegian syntax! (Not that I think anybody cares to.)]
-- 
Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Gracian
Except sex...                               - Tomblin
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Jessica Raine)
Subject: Re: Map gifs.
Reply-To: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 22:21:44 GMT

In article <7637@sersun1.essex.ac.uk>, lacaa@sersun1 (Lacatena A) writes:
>   /    /|  / / \  / |      / /|  / / \  /
>"Fun? Ah yes,/the\employment of|time in\a profitless and non practical way."
> /    /--| \ \   /   | /| / /--| \ \   /                            -- Rimmer.
>/___ /   |  \ \ /    |/ |/ /   |  \ \ /  Dept. of Comp. Sci.  Essex Uni.

	Here it is, folks, the newest .sig monstrosity from Tony "Bozo"
Lacatena. While this is within the McQuary limit, and it's not quite as bad
as his other .sig, it's still worthy of warlord mention. Can we just lock
this guy in THOTPW and leave him there? He'll have lots of company.

Jessica Raine | st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes."--The Bard
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"--the Joker
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: nothing significant
Date: 25 Jan 93 19:28:31 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: okes@essex.ac.uk (Simon Oke)

In article <OKES.93Jan24005118@SunLab40.essex.ac.uk>, okes@essex (Simon Oke) writes:
>In article <C16GJp.IG7@bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au> werner@physics.uq.oz.au (Michael Werner) writes:
>| -- 
>| Yours,
>|
>| Mike
||
|| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
|| +                                                                          +
|| +    *		  *			Michael Werner		           +
|| +     *		 *	    		werner@dirac.physics.uq.oz.au      +
|| +      * 	*			Theoretical Quantum Optics,        + 
|| +       -------		                Department of Physics,             +
|| +      *       *                        University of Queensland.          +
|| +     *		*			St. Lucia. 4072. Australia         +
|| +    *           *                                                         +
|| +                                                                          +   
|| ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
|
|Whitespace. Asterisks. TabDamage. More whitespace. Superfluous email address.
|Snail mail address. Borders. More whitespace. Stupid signoff built in to sig.

The tab damage and wrap damage makes it hard to see, but the asterisks embedded
in white space on the left is a ... FEYNMAN DIAGRAM!
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Hilighting region?
Date: 26 Jan 93 19:13:08 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: bjoerns@PROBLEM_WITH_INEWS_GATEWAY_FILE (Bjoern Stabell)

In article <1993Jan24.013402.22426@news.uit.no>,
		bjoerns@PROBLEM_WITH_INEWS_GATEWAY_FILE (Bjoern Stabell) signs:
--
                                             Bjxrn Stabell
                                             University of Tromsx
                                             (+47) 83 44 053 / 83 75 164
                                             bjoerns@staff.cs.uit.n
-- 
The white space, and even the misspelling of a 2-letter abbreviation,
is passe.  But I truly like that pathetic site name.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
From: dimmen@hsr.no (Kjetil Dimmen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Fandom
Date: 26 Jan 93 16:50:59 GMT
Organization: Rogaland University Centre

In article <1993Jan25.171926.3756@bmerh85.bnr.ca>, nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau) writes:
> In article <1993Jan25.083809.20618@hsr.no> dimmen@hsr.no (Kjetil Dimmen) writes:

[plea for help deleted}
> 
> Chuck Dammit here.
> 
> No point asking Rheal for help.  He has no idea what I'm up to.  I plan
> to keep it that way.  He's warned my targets of my activities just once
> too often.  (I'm sending this from his account as a warning to him.  If
> he gets in my way again, I just might rearrange his Internet links.)
> 
> Sorry Mr.  Dimmen.  I won't be accepting your case.  I looked into it
> for a few minutes.  No gorgeous blonde showed up in my office (or my
> bed).  No one shot at me or tried to beat me up.  Obviously, this is not
> a case for Chuck Dammit, Private Investigator.
> 
> Try one of those wimpy investigators.  Poirot or Maigret or Miss Marple.
> This should be more in their line.
> 

WHAT? But...but...What about the thirteen gorgeous blonds I sent out to find
you? (Not _one_ of them shorter than 5'9".) Of course, since I had lost your
address, I told them to start their search at Rheal's place. You don't think
that he has seen them, do you? What if he has kidnapped them? Or worse,
taken _advantage_ of them! (They were all virgins.) I always thought that
Rheal was a _nice_ guy.

And I cannot call in those other you mention. They're fictional characters,
dammit! (Or is that "Dammit"?)

ps: If you find them, they have all been told the secret code. It's...wait!
We can never know who's listening. I better say it using the top-secret afw
acronym code: IaK,YM-WCG!
-- 
Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Gracian
Except sex...                               - Tomblin
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton)
Subject: Re: getting started ..
Reply-To: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk
Distribution: world
X-Mailer: cppnews $Revision: 1.20 $
Organization: Indexed; Access: Random.
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 00:02:59 +0000

In a long-established (at least two months) a.f.* group, andy.keeves@execnet.com writes:
>Subject: getting started ..
>Organization: Executive Networks Information
>
>
>    Just a meaningless message to get a new topic started..  While
>entering a message, might as well say welcome to all that are reading in
>here for the first time!  Glad to have you aboard!
>
> Regards ..    Andy
>
>--
>Executive Network Information System  (914) 667-4567
>International ILink Host

*This* sig may be perfectly reasonable by itself ... but watch that
domain name, boys and gals, something tells me we're gonna be seeing a
*lot* more of it in the future ...

N.
From: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: DS9: Model or computer generated?
Date: 21 Jan 93 18:42:36 GMT
Reply-To: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Organization: University of Arizona

In rec.arts.startrek.current, glazier@isr (Andrew Baker Glazier) signs:
>-- 
>"A horse! A horse! Somebody give me a horse, man, because|glazier@ 
>I come to bury this dirtball, not to praise him. Whaddya |harvard.isr.edu
>think I am? Whether it's nobler for the mind to make people suffer with all
>these totally outrageous arrows arrows for a fortune, or what!" -- D.R.

WTF?!  I guess there's probably a quote that's supposed to make sense
in amongst all that verbage, but *I* can't make it out...

Dave "give him a horse, and maybe he'll shut up" Schaumann
From: Cannam@sc.ZIB-Berlin.de (Chris Cannam)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Pizza...
Date: 28 Jan 93 10:53:26
Organization: Konrad Zuse Zentrum fuer Informationstechnik Berlin
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: borodin.zib-berlin.de
In-reply-to: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk's message of Thu, 28 Jan 1993 01:11:10 +0000


In article <728208670snx@warren.demon.co.uk>
leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton) writes:

   C.L.Gannon@newcastle.ac.uk (C.L. Gannon) writes:

 [article with new:quoted ratio of 1:10, the new bit being entirely in CAPITALS]
 [[ quoting characters removed ]]

_______________________________________________________________________________
--------LLL--------eeee-----------oo----\\-------------------------------------
-------LLLLL------EEEEEE---------oooo----\\-------FUCK REALITY-----------------
------LLLLLL----EEEE--EEEE------OOOOOO----\\-----------------------------------
-----LLLLLL----EEEE----EEEE---OOOO--OOOO---\\----WHO REALLY NEEDS IT ?--------- 
----LLLLLL-----EEEEEEEEEEEE--OOOO----OOOO---||---------------------------------
---LLLLLL------EEEEEEEEEEE---OOOO----OOOO--//----------------------------------
---LLLLL----L---EEEE---------OOOOO--OOOOO-//-----------------------------------
---LLLLLLLLLLL---EEEEEEEEE----OOOOOOOOOO-//------------------------------------
----LLLLLLLLL------EEEEEE-------OOOOOO--//-email C.L. Gannon@newcastle.ac.uk---
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Actually I was going to warlord this one a week or two ago, when it
first appeared, but I had something of a moral dilemma over it.  You
see the problem is that despite its being completely lacking in taste,
discretion, style, grace and all those other qualities, I actually
quite like it.   I'm sorry.  I'm so, so sorry.


--
           on sighting mathematicians it should unhook the algebra from their
             minds and replace it with poetry;  on sighting poets it should
               unhook poetry from their minds and replace it with algebra

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Subject: Re: Late Night JPEG Image Series is here!
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 22:12:44 GMT

In alt.fan.letterman, victorm@hpsmeng1.rose.hp.com (Victor Morris) writes:

[two lines of follow-up to five pages of original post, followed by:]
>
>
>
>
>
>--
>********************************************************************************
>
> ___   ___   ___
> \  \ /   \ /    \
>  \               \
>   \ __/ \___/ \ __\
>
>send e-mail replies to:
>victorm@hpsmeng1.rose.hp.com
>
>********************************************************************************

Quick, somebody squish that worm. And the barphic, too.

Adam "Enough whitespace to last the Clinton Administration" Levin
From: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: news.lists post Reveals The Truth
Date: 22 Jan 93 18:53:13 GMT
Reply-To: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Organization: University of Arizona

While rummaging around in news.lists recently, I came across the following
interesting information:

#Subject: Usenet article size statistics -- December 1992
#Summary: statistical study of usenet articles
#Keywords: article, statistics, size
#Date: 6 Jan 93 12:44:28 GMT

[lots o' stuff deleted...]

here's the good part----------------------------------------------+-------+
                                                                  |       |
                                                                  v       v
#       User address                          #msg        #kb    %sig  %quote
#00000. .edu                                 48685  101303.08    2.50    5.24
#00001. .com                                 31731   62889.73    3.51    6.81
#00003. .ca                                   7289   13560.05    3.83    6.21
#00005. .uk                                   4975    8802.13    3.69    6.40
#00006. .de                                   4223    8458.87    3.60    7.07
#00007. .au                                   3502    7555.75    3.74    7.84
#00009. .uucp                                 3446    6000.70    3.98    7.38
#00011. .se                                   1661    3628.61    3.51    5.80
#00012. .us                                   1805    3353.17    3.21    7.12
#00013. .nl                                   1664    3336.01    3.21   10.04
#00014. .mil                                  1405    3205.18    3.41    7.75
#00017. .nz                                   1309    2482.88    3.64    7.58
#00018. .fr                                    833    1787.21    3.44    4.03
#00020. .ch                                    794    1460.89    3.50    3.55
#00024. .it                                    232     509.97    9.62    3.51
#00027. .be                                    239     484.01    8.22    1.56

[also deleted anyone who fell under 3% sig... (except .edu)]

To no-one's surprise, edu sites are uncontested champions both in number of
messages posted as well as sheer bandwidth.  But looking at the rest of the
list, you can see they're pikers when it comes to %sig and %quote...

Dave "edu and proud of it" Schaumann
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: let me
Date: 27 Jan 93 18:07:12 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.sex.boredom, article <93027.084550CGYKB@CUNYVM.BITNET> 
CGYKB@CUNYVM.BITNET (Merlin) writes:

[I left the entire post in, because:

     a) it is indicative of the intelligence level of the writer. . .

     b) it is entirely appropriate to the 'froup where it is posted

     c) none of the above

>You dont have a life..... You Tell The over 5000 people a day that get muged ra
>ped , robbed ,shot ie:crime. you tell that to the kid that mother was shot and
>killed in front of him.
>-------
>*-----------------------------------------------------------------------------*
>*  FORM THE DESK OF MERLIN                 : E-MAIL : CGYKB@CUNYVM            *
>*  AKA PRESIDENT OF MATH AND COMPUTER CLUB :   Your Not A real New Yorker     *
>*  AKA THE WIZARD                          :                                  *
>*  AKA SYSOP OF SKYNET                     :                                  *
>*  AKA ALL AROUND GREAT GUY                :                                  *
>*------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why should *I* FORM THE DESK OF MERLIN?  He's the bloody WIZARD!  let him 
FORM his *own* damn DESK!

And actually he is *not* *my* Not A real New Yorker. . . 

I know, I know. . . ALL AROUND GREAT GUY is a euphemism for Asshole - Right?

Psigh. . .

--jm
meach@not.a.real.old.yorker.either!  | "Four-Hundred-and-eight-four!"  --JI
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mcochran@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark A. Cochran)
Subject: Re: test
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: None worth mentioning.
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 20:15:31 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.085433.20829@hsr.no> dimmen@hsr.no (Kjetil Dimmen) writes:
>In alt.bogus.group, article <1jno60INNb0j@newsstand.cit.cornell.edu>, elb1@j30264293.reslife.cornell.edu (Eric L. Beyer) writes:
>>    This is a test. Please disregard
>> 
>> -- 
>>   O#####################################################################^V
>>   |  Eric L. Beyer                            President                  #
>>   |  Resident Advisor    elb1@cornell.edu     Solaris Development Group  #
>>   |  Mary Donlon Hall                         C= certified developers    #
>>   |  Cornell University  IRC: Zoma (#amiga)   A500 user                  #
>>   ----------------------------------------------------------------------->
>
>This was all from me. Over to you Keith.
>
>bah.[tm]

Resident Advisor and A500 user? I certainly hope he isn't advising the
residents on the type of computer to buy...
bah.[tm] indeed...

--
                  Mark Cochran          merlin@eddie.ee.vt.edu
These are the views of my employer, your employer, your government, the
Church of your choice, and the Ghost of Elvis. So there.
Member, T.S.A.K.C.
From: okes@essex.ac.uk (Simon Oke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: KQ-I,II,III
Date: 24 Jan 93 01:02:50 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Essex, UK.
In-reply-to: cho@crosfield.co.uk's message of 19 Jan 93 16:43:01 GMT

In article <15958@suns11.crosfield.co.uk> cho@crosfield.co.uk (#colin ho) writes:
|
|
|			    *                     *
|			  *   *                 *   *
|			*       *             *       *
|		      *           *         *           *
|		    *               *     *               *
|		  *               *     *               * *
|		  *             *     *               *   *
|		  *           *     *               *     *
|  ____________   _*_ ___    * ____*____________   *__   __*  _____________
| |    _   \   | |   |   |   *|    _   \    _   \*|   | |   |/   _     _   \
| |   |_\__/   | |   |   |   *|   | \__/   | \   \|   | |   |   / |   | \   |
| |    _|  |   | |   |   |  _*|   |  __|   |_/   /|   | |   |   | |   | |   |
| |   |    |   |_/   /   |_/  \   |_/  \    __   \|   |_/   /   | |   | |   |
| |___|    |________/|________/________/___|  \___\________/|___| |___| |___|
|		  *   *               *     *             *
|		  * *               *     *               *
|		  *               *     *               *
|		    *           *         *           *
|		      *       *             *       *
|			*   *                 *   *
|			  *                     *
|
|  _________________________________________________________________________
| | Who am I ?                | Standard famous quotes :                    |
| |                           |                                             |
| | Yat Kin HO, Colin         | I would put one here if I had one.          |
| |___________________________|_____________________________________________|
| | Where am I ?              | Standard disclaimer :                       |
| |                           |                                             |
| | cho@crosfield.co.uk       | blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah     |
| |                           | blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah     |
| | CROSFIELD ELECTRONICS LTD | blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah     | 
| | 0442-230-000 xtn 3875     | blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah     | 
| |___________________________|_____________________________________________|

Please, please, PLEASE let me be the first to bag this one!!!
For a bonus, spot the Tab damage.

Blurgh! (tm)

--
Simon Oke, 3rd year Computer Science
undergraduate at the University of Essex, UK.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: <PLONK>
Keywords: pissier than thou
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 23:07:58 GMT

bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987) writes:

>ObWarLorD:
>In alt.slack article <trinity.05a3@redorc.chi.il.us>,
                                         ^^^^^^^^
> trinity@redorc.chi.il.us (Sean Courtney) writes:     [snip]
               ^^^^^^^^

Brrr! Too close for for comfort.


        \ Simon Fraser Univ. / Opinions above are  | <>()//|||@     Barphic
--       \ Burnaby, B.C.    / are not supposed to  | ==---____    construction
Keith Lim \ V5A 1S6 Canada / represent those SFU's | \\ooo^^'''       kit.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: <PLONK>
Keywords: pissier than thou
Reply-To: bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 23:36:51 GMT

>From: wolfone@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Nobody of Consequence)
>Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
>Subject: Re: MacII vs Daishi
>Date: 25 Jan 1993 01:19:43 GMT
>
><AHEM!> It is *not* a mine detector, dammit. It's a very poorly done Miranda-
>class starship! As in USS Saratoga. :-)

<PLONK>


>From: ashton@netcom.com (ashton)
>Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
>Subject: Re: Healing
>Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 10:08:02 GMT
>
>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

<PLONK>


>From: lacaa@sersun1 (Lacatena A)
>Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
>Subject: Re: Map gifs.
>Date: 26 Jan 93 12:25:01 GMT
>
>Jessie, I'm touched by your interest and flattered by your speed in finding my
>all too obnoxious .sig. May I compliment you on your <zzzzzzzip>

<PLONK>


>From: nrp@csug3.cs.reading.ac.uk ("Independent direction socks" Neilski)
>Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.warlord
>Subject: Re: 10 word Blues Brothers
>Date: 26 Jan 93 10:02:45 GMT
>
>>"Newbie"
>
>Just been taking a rest for the last two years.

<PLONK>


>From: daz@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (David A. Z.)
>Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
>Subject: Re: Wanted: UK #2
>Date: 24 Jan 93 09:58:31 GMT
>
>	Well, I saw a mushroom cloud and figured a.f.w. was the group
>most needing to be nuked. :)


<GIGA-PLONK>



sheesh.  It must be that time of year again.  



ObWarLorD:
In alt.slack article <trinity.05a3@redorc.chi.il.us>,
 trinity@redorc.chi.il.us (Sean Courtney) writes:
>
>.----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
>| ___                | Cold-hearted orb that rules the night                 |
>|  |                 | Removes the colors from our sight:                    |
>|  |rinity:          | Red is grey and yellow, white.                        |
>| --Shalamein        | But we decide which is right...                       |
>| --Factor Pacis     | ...and which is an illusion.                          |
>| --Squippy          |_______________________________________________________|
>`--------------------Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence------------------------'
>

And don't whiz on your keyboard.  Your boss will get mad.  (Well, mine did.)

-- 
Dave Sweeney, Hard Worker  [bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com / bigdave@netcom.com]
"Actually this is a common misconception...I do *not* in fact have a lot
 of time on my hands at all! I just have a very very very very bad sense
 of priorities."       --Dean Engelhardt
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord