HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet)
Subject: Re: FAX.BOB REMINDER
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 05:35:04 GMT
Organization: International Foundation for Internal Freedom
Distribution: ne

jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:

>I am in Somerville.  Anyone in the eastern end of the state here can probably
>go to their nearest book store and find the brand-new Rand-MacNally Road Atlas
>of suburban Boston, an individual-street level map booklet of a couple of
>hundred square miles around Boston.  Right there, on the cover of the map, one
>of the suburbs is proudly labelled "Summerville".

>Sadly, $12.95 is too much to pay for a map I don't need, even one with a
>mistake that glorious.

Maps have purposive errors to catch plagiarists.  Fake towns
are the most popular.  This smells like a similar trick.

-- 

Lance Norskog

Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: welshm@mirage.rtp.dg.com (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Zero line bio: Matt Welsh
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 13:51:06 GMT
Organization: Data General Corporation, RTP, NC.

In article <83853@netnews.upenn.edu> blewis@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Benn L. Lewis) writes:
>In article <1992Jul17.134120.23617@dg-rtp.dg.com> welshm@snail.rtp.dg.com (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>
>>  
>raisins are really dead flies
>flies are really live raisins
>
>DIE benn

My sentiments exactly: "DIE, Benn."


Matt Welsh    welshm@dg-rtp.dg.com        ...!mcnc!rti!dg-rtp!welshm
UNIX-SQA, Data General Corporation RTP        Office: +1 919 248 6070
  "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball."
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From: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey)
Subject: Harry                                   
Cc: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 21:05:05 +0000


Well done Harry, for an 83 year old you are doing wonderfully. More power to
your elbow old sport.

If the herpes play you up again, contact Tazer One who has plenty of
experience with the clap and should be able to advise you.




--------------------------------|-----------------------------------------|
dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk    |    The sky is a melon with the seeds    |
                                |    scraped out. Don't forget the spoon  |
--------------------------------|-----------------------------------------|
If your goose doesn't jangle    |    If you find a penis the size, shape  |
then leave it well alone        |    and colour of a maggot, please send  |
--------------------------------|    it back to Toby as he is missing it  |
                                |-----------------------------------------|
There is only one Wavey Davey   |    Jig(ARD) Jig(ARD) Jig(ARD) Jig(ARD)  |
                                |                                         |
--------------------------------|-----------------------------------------|
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23498 alt.flame:11399
From: greene@sequoia.rtp.dg.com (Jon Greene)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: BUSH
Date: 23 Jul 92 19:35:37 GMT
Organization: Data General Corporation, Westboro, MA

In article <1992Jul22.173107.4593@gn.ecn.purdue.edu>, dyrda@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (The Conservative) writes:
|> In article <1992Jul22.154210.24780@news.columbia.edu> rl24@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Robert Lamoureux) writes:
|> >What evidence of this "greatness" has he shown in the last four years?
|> 
|> The economy, no matter what the media says, has grown , look at the stock market!

You've done a good job of following the Republican party line by blaming the media (you also managed to work in some shots at Congress later on....George would be proud).  However, you show little knowledge of economics.  Growth in the stock market does not necessarily mean that the economy is growing.  Whenever interest rates fall (because the economy is NOT growing at a very strong rate), money will shift to other investments...such as the stock market (even if the prospects of those stocks haven't chang

ed).  If your 10% money market now pays 3%, you are more likely to invest in a stock which has an expected value of future income that returns 5%.  If enough people do that...surprise, surprise...the stock price increases and the expected return on the stock drops to 3%.  This raises the stock market indices...but it doesn't change the underlying strength of the economy.
|> 

-- 
Jon Greene
Data General Corporation 
Westboro, MA

It should be obvious, but just in case...I don't speak for anyone other
than myself.

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23674 alt.politics.bush:308 alt.politics.clinton:941
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Larry Jewel  (was:  Re: open letter to Roger David Carasso)
Keywords: US Grade A  reject
Date: 27 Jul 92 22:15:10 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Jul27.174101.2994@cs.rose-hulman.edu> jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson) writes:
>Followup-To: talk.bizarre, misc.test
>Distribution: world
>
>In article <55050@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry  
>Jewell) writes:
>*In article <nnajuok@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)  
>writes:
>*>
>*>You're going to have to do a little local enforcement, Sho.
>*>
>*
>*Yea, though I walk through the valley,
>*and all that shit...
>*
>*
>*....................................................enil fo dne
>*
>*-- 
>Larry,  Larry,   you just don't get it, do you? I have seen about 5 posts  
>commenting/flaming/whatever your line feeds and ^L's, but you JUST DON'T GET  
>IT, do you?  
>
>Here, I have a solution.....one I saw in almost the first the first t.b article  
>I ever read:
>
>
>
>GUN...................
>
>
>HEAD..................
>
>
>
>BANG!
>
>Problem solved.
>--
>************************************************************************
> the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
>(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
>                      "Everything is relative."
>************************************************************************
>(Apologies to whoever coined it first, I sure don't know who it was)

I don't know who coined that one, but Andrew Solberg of Rice University coined
the one I'm about to use:

Hey Larry:  End it all.  Now.  I'll pay you.

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From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: Re: I Am
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 05:19:26 GMT

---
lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
|I am the least followed-up, the least flamed, and probably a bunch-of-
|other-epithets poster on talk.bizarre.

I have your book.
I haven't read it.
I have your email.
I haven't answered it.

You're the least replied-to person in t.b.
UNTIL NOW.
---
cj
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: LOTFI
Organization: University of Canberra
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 22:45:42 GMT

(Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor) writes:
>IN COMP.AI arao@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Andy Rao    ) writes:
>)
>)one more thing, could somone give me a good definition of fuzzy
>)logic? my concept of it is...fuzzy at best. :)
>
>BE AT PEACE WITH THE ZADEH.
>THE ZADEH KNOWS ALL.
>THE ZADEH SEES ALL.
>FOR THE ZADEH IS ALL.
>AND THE ZADEH IS ONE.
>PRAISE ZADEH.
>ZADEH.

caps lock oN

ZADERUSEH ZADERUSEH
SEODERUSEH SEODERUSEH
?EHSEOD

CAPS LOCK Off.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Arcane Knowledge)
Subject: Re: Complete this sentence
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 23:50:20 GMT

In article <5qjmkyd.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
*Mark. [Gooley is the Eeyore of talk.bizarre]

That's IT!!!!!  I've finally figured it out!  How could I have been so
blind?  Ever since I've met him, I've had this nagging feeling like I've
met him before.  Gooley IS Eeyore.


Mark "Ch. 6 In Which Gooley Has A Birthday And Gets Two Presents" Lippert 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23493 misc.test:8983 alt.cascade:1521
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: toast
Keywords: M M M M M
Date: 27 Jul 92 04:03:27 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <5748@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Blair writes:
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmalade.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmoreal.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>Mont Martre.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>Monroe Doctrine.
>)>>>>>>>>>>Maroney Award.
>)>>>>>>>>>Mutlu Prize.
>)>>>>>>>>Maltese Falcon.
>)>>>>>>>Malpighian corpuscle.
>)>>>>>>Manon of the Spring.
>)>>>>>Man of War.
>)>>>>Mather, Cotton.
>)>>>Mann Act.
>)>>Menarche.
>)>Manny, Moe, and Jack
>)M3 Money Supply.
>Morgan le Fay
Moe, Larry, and Curly




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From: mdm@sparc2.prime.com (Michael D. McAfee)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: a link
Date: 27 Jul 92 19:26:51 GMT
Reply-To: mdm@sparc2.UUCP (Michael D. McAfee)
Distribution: na
Organization: Prime Computervision, Bedford MA


	
	"What d'ya say?"
			-commercial for Burger King


	"What'd he say?"
			-commercial for Miracle Ear



	Michael, the Chaotic
	disclaimer:  blame my employers for opinions expressed in my post?
			chyeah, right!
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: fred
Date: 28 Jul 92 19:52:39 GMT
Organization: Herbalife Inc.


goebel@emunix.emich.edu (Gene Goosenberry) writes:
)
)this is a tester...

no. this is a loser:

)Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,comp.ai,misc.test,comp.robotics,comp.ai.edu

-- 
_______________________________________________________________
Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor,
Dietary Researcher,
Fiber Team,	     "Be one, be peace, be  like the hajiputki"
Herbalife Inc.			-Maharji Marhiyogi
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: Re: Yawn
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 06:39:55 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.185907.24330@microsoft.com> benth@microsoft.com (Ben) writes:
><<jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)>> writes:
>That uber-meister of musical cognizance (Ben) writes:
>>>Don't try to play musical one-upmanship here.
>>>You will bore. Trust me.
>   >CDs which are sitting on top of my desk right now (not counting the ones
>   in the CD rick which is also on top of my desk:
>     >The Clash: London Calling
>     >Pachalbel: Canon in D (and other hits)
>     >NWA: Straight Outta Compton
>Etc etc etc...
>
>Wow, John! You are SO hip!!
>When I wrote that, I didn't mean that anyone who had such
>a cool bunch of CDs as YOU would be boring!! Far from it!
>reading that had to be the high point of my day - it's just SO
>cool that you're cool and smart enough to listen to Pachalbel
>AND The Clash!! Either that, or you had a blind friend 
>shoplift all of your CDs for you from the Sears record 
>department, which I guess is sort of cool, too.
>

  Why thank you.  Frankly, I knew you'd be appalled^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Himpressed
  with my fabulous taste in music.  Now go back to making prank phone calls.

					John "call me Amadeus" Perry
				
-- 

O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-o
   Fish die only to be funny!
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zeke@meadow.uucp (Samuel Lee)
Subject: Re: Ethical Question
Reply-To: zeke@meadow.UUCP (Samuel Lee)
Organization: na Amdahl Canada Ltd., Software Development Center
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 18:57:24 GMT

In article <1992Jul20.052752.22932@matilda.vut.edu.au> jed@matilda.vut.edu.au (Jed Bowtell) writes:
>In article <OSA.92Jul18174313@kepler.unh.edu> osa@kepler.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>>
>>and while on the subject, don't you ever wonder why all the good rock
>>bands are from the uk, while us bands usually suck?  i mean, look at
>>the beatles, the clash, the rolling stones, and what does the states
>>have to offer?  michael jackson? barry manilow? vanilla ice????
>>
>
>Yeah good comment, just name all the junky US music and dont mention
>all the great US artists like Velvet Underground, 
>Neil Young, Van Halen, Hendrix...
   /I              /I
    I               I
    I               I___________ Quite simply, the quintessential
CANADIAN IS HE,                  rock and roll band of all time.
NOT AMERICAN!!!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Ripley's "Believe It or Not!" -- anagram
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 92 05:53:12 GMT




*************************************
  "Yi!  I've no beret!" --Till Poser
*************************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes)
Subject: Re: StarCap'n Ra - Still Stupid After All These Year
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 22:13:09 GMT

mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539) smarms:

>In article <1992Jul27.183111.23662@asuvax.eas.asu.edu> ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:

	[127 lines we've ALREADY READ deleted]

Quotes 127 lines, okay, then posts this gem, this pearl, this
SOLID GOLD WITTY RETORT:

>Now, calm down, little RaRa.  I know your feathers are all ruffled,
>but you ought to be used to people flipping the bird to you by now.

Wow. That really, really, must have hurt. 

I only have four hours a day to read news, I don't have TIME to deal
with fuckwads like you cluttering up PERFECTLY good newsfroups with
your BORING BORING UN-BIZARRE POSTS. What are you, Son of T*d?

Get out. Stay out.

>Fred.McCall@dseg.ti.com - I don't speak for others and they don't speak for me.

	-JAH

--
Josh Hayes, Quantitative Sciences HR-20 U of Washington
josh@mowgli.cqs.washington.edu             206 685-2793
Exclaimer: Hey!           Plan: Birth School Work Death
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Part-time Dental Hygenist wanted
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 11:40:28 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <1992Jul28.194502.16013@cis.ohio-state.edu>
welch@cis.ohio-state.edu (Arun Welch) writes:
>Unique opportunity for the right individual.  We are growing and are
>looking for an upbeat, outgoing professional who is interested in
>participating actively in patient management and program development.
>We are prevention oriented and seek same. Come and grow with us.
>Salary commensurate with experience. 
>
>Call Dr. Cartwright at (614)-866-2656.
>

Come and grow with them.  Wow.

Mark., no experience = no salary, though
gooley@netcom.com

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor)
Subject: Re: Existence of AI_ATTIC
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 05:07:18 GMT
Organization: Herbalife Inc.
Distribution: usa

IN COMP.AI nancym@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Nancy Mayer) writes:
)
)Assistants:		
)		Mohit Dikshit
                    
You don't mean *the* Mr. Dikshit?

.
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_______________________________________________________________
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Dietary Researcher,
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Herbalife Inc.			-Maharji Marhiyogi
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
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From: zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep pens a bestseller
Date: 31 Jul 92 17:37:43 GMT
Organization: Liars for Truth
Originator: zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu

_Surreal Men Don't Extirpate Quinine_

-- 
zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu     Metaphysical Help: $.05         The Philosopher Is
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: Re:  Yawn.
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 00:57:28 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <64hmmdh.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane) writes:
>IN TALK.BIZARRE jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) writes:
>)
>)    The Clash: London Calling
>
>british fags.
>
>)    Pachalbel: Canon in D (and other hits)
>
>italian fag.
>

etc.

Hate to play the party pooper, but when you start following yourself up...

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[oahu.cs.ucla.edu]
Login name: jperry                      In real life: John Perry
Directory: /u/gs2/jperry                Shell: /bin/csh
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No unread mail
No Plan.


John Perry??
I'm not saying stop, just do it *better*.

RICHH
--I could be wrong, of course
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Complete this sentence
Date: 27 Jul 92 17:00:46 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Jul27.131342.18151@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>
>><t.b personality> is the <famous or infamous person or fictional character>
>>of talk.bizarre.
>>
>>Gooley is the Eeyore of talk.bizarre
>
>
>Gooley is the Rerun (remember him, from Whats Happenin') of t.b.
>
>Wavey Davey is the Danny DeVito of t.b.
>
>Fred McCall is the Richard Nixon of t.b.
>
>Carasso is the Fred G. Sanford of t.b.

Rachel Dafni Christy is the Leona Helmsley of t.b.
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From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: DONT CROSS POST TO TALK.BIZARRE
Date: 27 Jul 92 01:06:40 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,soc.veterans
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

In misc.test jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry "line feed" Jewell) writes:
)rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
)>Reading this I am reminded of the immortal words of Starcap'n Ra:     

)>                       "Fuck off, geek."

)Actually, you're one of the few people he speaking to in such a fashion (since
)he's in my kill file, he can't speak that way to me.)
<lots of line feeds deleted>
)Sorry, forgot to mention that last one was the last one.
>BTW, you go into the kill file too.  Bye bye.

BTW, you go into the trophy file. Ta ta for now.
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: man and (stapling) machine
Date: 23 Jul 92 14:25:10 GMT
Organization: sulphur & oxygen

kachunga

kachunga

kachunga

kachunga

kachunga
kachunga
kachunga
kachungachungakachungakachungakachungakachunga
kachungakachungakachungakachungakachungakachunga
kachungakachungakachungakachungakachungakachunga
kachungakachungakachungakachungakachungakachunga
kachungakachungakachungakachungakachungakachunga
kachungakachungakachungakachungakachungakachunga
kachungakachungakachungakachungakachungakachunga
kachungakachungakachungakachungakachungakachungathwat

BoB
teCh
now i can't get it open
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Followup-To: misc.test
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 18:54:50 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.172656.22143@asuvax.eas.asu.edu> ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
>
>     That's nice, [your favorite poster].  Now please leave
>talk.bizarre.
>
>--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
>                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^

Starcap'n, you've been busy.  Who's piloting the ship?



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Short, shameful confession (part 2)
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 19:43:35 GMT

riehm@maccs.dcss.mcmaster.ca (Carl Riehm) writes:
: In article <PeeqoB3w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
: >I would also like to visit Canada.
: >
: >
: >mathew
: 
: You're NOT welcome...   We have too many Brits already...

Shut your gob, Carl.  You're welcome to come, mathew.  Just for God's sake
don't go near McMaster--you'll be attacked by raving mobs of Brit-hating
students armed with pickle forks and with fondue fuel smeared all over their
faces, and their thesis advisors.

Go visit silver instead--but if you do, make sure you bring something with big
h00ters.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey, Page of Newts)
Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
"Don't you point that raygun at me--I might just explode..."  Thomas Dolby
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Current Read--M.J. Engh:Wheel of The Winds
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane)
Subject: SHORT SHAMEFUL
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 19:31:03 GMT
Organization: Symbolics Institute



i actually use the key that came with my pc, which i might
gooleyshly add is on my key-chain, everyday and lock my pc.


-- 
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Blue Engineering Project		Project Soar6
Symbolic Institute			School of Computer Science
University of Illinois
	
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_______________________________________________________________

"The spear in the others heart is the spear in your own,
			you are he"   
	                     ---------  Attributed to Surak.
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Send Mail
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 19:46:35 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
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: >The net can be like the Colorado river.
:  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
: >-RSW
: 
: What?  The net can be Somewhat salty, low water level, maybe poluted, never
: reaches the sea, and diverted to So. Ca.?  Yeah, I see that.

The Net can be a placid lake, a limpid pool.
A place for dreaming and idle banter, an idyll where care is
measured in how often a piece of grass tickles your ear in
the pleasant shade of a sunny afternoon; a haven for idle discourse.

The Net can be an angry, sullen grim grey roaring torrent,
like a mammoth turgid slug on methedrine, roiling with the
pale and hopelessly displaced bodies of errant Newbies,
frothing and foaming their way from rock to cliff face, 
screaming mewling and puking all the way to the Great Sea.

which is called t.b.
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