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From: petitc@nuge102.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: I'm so overwhelmed
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 06:09:36 GMT

cn778@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Heather Grant) writes:

>Men offering "friendship and fun."  I'm shocked by the over-use of this
>phrase.  Are there any other people out there that have noticed this?
>Thank-you in advanced,

  Yes, I've seen some of that (posted here, of course).  What I take it to
mean is simply:

  I want you to love me, so we might possibly have sex in the future.  But,
since I want to seem respectable, and start down this road, I'll say that I'm
offering 'friendship' as well as the 'fun' that I want.

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From: davis@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Barbara Davis)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Knight in shinning armour, Ottawa area
Date: 17 Dec 92 20:04:42 GMT
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder

ap.6339@cupid.sai.com writes:

>Hi

>I am a financially secure 27 year old male, living here in Ottawa.
>I am tall, with dark hair, and very handsome features. 

>I am intellegent, witty, passionate, self-confident and modest.  I am
>looking for email from those women who want to be swept off their feet 
>by such romantic prose that just may set computer screens on fire all 
>over the net.

>Ladies, your knight in shinning armour awaits upon his white steed.

Sorry, I don't usually comment on spelling and the picture of a knight in
shinning armor brings tears of laughter to my eyes. 

Can you see him shinning his way (in his shinning armor of course) up the
side of the castle to rescue the fair maiden.  <giggle, snort, laugh>

Does the white steed have shinning armor, too?  If not, he will have to
wait at the foot of the wall you are shinning.  <laugh, giggle, laugh>

>Regards

>Lancelot :-)

You have rescued this fair maiden from a stressful day, thank you for the
wonderful laugh!

Barb
-- 
Barbara G. Davis                       Internet:  davis@ucsu.colorado.edu
University of Colorado, Boulder 

                   If I don't ask, you can't say, "Yes!".
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.207@cupid.sai.com
Subject: SWM ISO THE BEAUTIFUL INTELLIGENT WOMAN
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
Reply-To: ap.207@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 14:14:27 GMT
X-Iso: SF

                     SWM IN MADISON WISCONSIN

       SWM (27) with wine leaves in his hair is looking for a beautiful,
       intelligent woman. The ultimate woman to me is the educated one,
       who can enjoy watching foreign films, seeing house bands, having
       "pretend" conversations in coffee shops so as to upset the PC's,
       and read poetry in post-coital bliss. Her sense of humour would
       be both highbrow and low as I can enjoy both Shakespearean comedies
       and Bill and Ted or even their evil twins at Wayne's World. 
       An appreciation of finer things such as Cuban cigars, motorcycles
       and French cognac would make you even more alluring. If you can ride
       even better. A sense of style and elegance is everything.

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker)
Subject: Re: Fun States to live in
Organization:  Something close to nothing, but different than the day before
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 17:57:47 GMT

<TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>Tyger -
>Before opening your mouth, how about looking where PA and OH are?  Tornado
>alley is in the Texas, Oklahoma, and Lousiana area.  We are well north of that
>entire area.  The last time we had a tornado outbreak was in 1985.  Before that
>it had been 30 years.  

I'm happy for you, but I'm afraid you're quite wrong. Even as far north as 
Michigan is still considered Tornado Alley, or at least it was when I lived 
there. I can understand if they kinda let that slide...how many people are 
going to move to a place where the frequency of tornadoes is higher than 
anywhere else. I know very well where PA and OH are...which is why I moved 
3000 miles to the west of them. And yes, I know that PA is not in the Alley.

>But your right, I would rather live in a place where people haul you out of 
>your car and shoot you just so they can have it.  

You want to live in Miami? 

>That only happens when you stop though.  When your driving you got to make 
>sure if you pass someone that your going fast enough to out run the bullets.  

Depends...my Ruger could take you out at almost any speed...;)

Do people actually still believe this goes on? Amazing...but then, this is
Toddles, so I don't know why I'm surprised.

>There are plenty of jobs here in the east. Which is more than I can say about 
>the abundance of water in CA.

Depends on where you are...not that you have the mental acuity to consider
something like that. San Diego and the LA basin's rainfall averaged between
100-250% of normal. Santa Clara county for the most part was at 100% of normal.
So far this year looks like more of the same. Not really up on your facts, are 
you? 

Plenty of jobs is all very well and good, but what sorts of jobs are they? 
I doubt that Chief Burger Flipper at White Castle is anyone's idea of a good 
job. Most of the major employers in the east are hurting.

I've mentioned a few, but there's also: 

R.H. Macy
Bethlehem Steel
NYSE
H.H. Robertson

to name a few more...

Of course, moving to the midwest might not be bad...take up farming and get
paid to *not* grow crops. Nobody will ever pay National Semiconductor and 
others not to produce chips.

>Todd

Tyger
-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break 
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: carol@ug.cs.dal.ca (CAROL M SIN)
Subject: test
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 17:44:52 GMT

this is only a test!
From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Who the hell wants a nice man/woman ?
Date: 16 Dec 1992 03:15:21 GMT
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
Reply-To: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
NNTP-Posting-Host: nomad.wcc.govt.nz

In article <1992Dec13.042103.10504@emr1.emr.ca>, gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (Jamie Gairns) writes:
>
>	Why is everyone so desperate to find a nice mate ?
>	What's wrong with someone you can share a nice
[.....]
>	chocolate ?  rat poison liquor ? ... ahh, sweet
>	cruelty.  Smiles are for mere mortals.


<GRIN>


My kinda guy!!!





Rachel                           "Supergoof!"
                                    -  -
                                    O  O
                                      >
                                     \_/
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: mzank@shell.portal.com (matthew c zank)
Subject: Re: Where are the nice girls?
Organization: Portal Communications Company
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 07:51:46 GMT

jefforca@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:

>In article <BzHt9r.IoH@unix.portal.com>, mzank@shell.portal.com (matthew c zank) writes:
>> Does anyone know where are all the nice girls? I do know
>> that they are no nice girls in Wisconsin, or is it that nice girls
>> are just a tale?
>> --
>> Matthew Zank * Eau Claire, Wisconsin
>> ------------------------------------
>> mzank@shell.portal.com
>> mzank@nyx.cs.du.edu    MZANK@MCIMAIL.COM


>Maybe your looking in the wrong place.  I personally know a hell of a lot of
>"nice" girls in Eau Claire.  Maybe your idea of "nice" is someone nice enough
>to let you get into her pants on the first dat, huh?  Quit being so damned
>picky and go get to know some girls.  On behalf of all the nice girls I know in
>this town,  FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!!

So where all the nice girls in Eau Claire hide?? I do know where
they are not in the bars, my idea of a nice girl is a one who does
not care what you look like, or how big your bank account is.
By the way you know why the females on cnsvax.uwec.edu
do not answer back ones email even when to tell me to goto hell?
like what is so hard in type in "I DO NOT LIKE TO TALK WITH YOU!"
that is not very nice, if not rude.
--
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------------------------------------
mzank@shell.portal.com
mzank@nyx.cs.du.edu    MZANK@MCIMAIL.COM
From: gdnikoli@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu (Greg Nikolic)
Subject: Re: SWF wants ROMANTIC SWM
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 08:18:11 GMT

>Basically, I'm not desperate or even shy or lonely, I'm just looking for guys 
>who I don't think exist anymore:  ROMANTICS.  My name is Karin.  I'm 18 and go
>to Duke (North Carolina for those of you who don't know).  I'm 5'0", have blond
>hair and brown eyes, and I'm really cute.  I don't usually have trouble meeting
>guys, even nice guys, but most of the guys I meet don't know how to be romantic.
Let's turn this posting and look at it from the other, equally stereotypical,
way. It's kind of amusing:

>Basically, I'm not desperate or even shy or lonely, I'm just looking for guys
>who I don't think exist anymore: ROMANTICS. My name is Karin. I'm 18 and go 
 
Basically, I'm not desperate or even shy or lonely, I'm just looking for girls
who I don't think exist hardly: SEX MANIACS. My name is John Doe. I'm 18 and go 

>to Duke (North Carolina for those of you who don't know). I'm 5'0", have blond
>hair and brown eyes, and I'm really cute. I don't usually have trouble meeting

to Duke (North Carolina for those of you who don't know). I'm 6'0", have blond
hair and brown eyes, and I'm really cute. I don't usually have trouble meeting 

>guys, even nice guys, but most of the guys I meet don't know how to be romantic

girls, even hot girls, but most of the chicks I meet don't know how to be wet,
totally wild nymphomaniacs with a constant lust for all kinds of sex, and the
irresistable urge to experiment with me and only me. Well, maybe with my other
girlfriends too. 

>Anyone who might have a clue about how to treat women feel free to give me some
>hope in the male race.  My e-mail address is klichtma@acpub.duke.edu for anyone
>interested.  

Anyone who might have a clue about how to treat men feel free to give me some
hope in the female race. My e-mail address is stud@acpub.duke.edu for anyone
interested.

>					Karin  :)
                                     John Doe  ?;^)

To be honest, this posting irritated the fuck out of me. The GUY has to be Mr
Perfect Romantic, the GUY has to do everything right, the GUY is so lucky to 
have the privilege of going out with this Karin chick. HE has to set up the
dinners, arrange the interesting evenings, plan the moonlit walks and basically
arrange the whole fucking thing while she sits on her ass and tags along,
participant in a romantic adventure she had nothing to do with creating. Why?
Because she was born with a nice pair of tits, a pretty face and manages to
stay moderately slim by a genetic accident of metabolism. Whatever.

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sdy@bcstec.boeing.com (Ugly Bag of Mostly Water)
Subject: Re: Rai's Return!
Organization: Ringworld
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 22:26:33 GMT

what ? RAI's been gone? and all this time I thought she was running a
psych. experiment.

Not near as fun lurking with out her. though that tyger (and her boink) are
pretty entertaining.

steve.
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From: gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (Jamie Gairns)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: SF ISO SM (Blues/Jazz lover) Boston area
Date: 17 Dec 92 17:55:09 GMT
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa

In article <1992Dec17.163523.25669@emr1.emr.ca> giovanne@ccrs.emr.ca (Mark Giovannetti) writes:
>>I am also in the process of learning to play the sax.  I am interested in 
>
>I really think there should be more Sax and Violins in this newsgroup.
>Keep it up!


	Oh sure!  Neglect the Hurdy-Gurdy.  They ALWAYS get passed
	over.  Pass over ?  Hmmmmmm ......

James
Xref: sparky alt.personals:24406 alt.sex:39656
From: tps@jptcs.COM (Tim Sailer)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.sex
Subject: Re: PANTYHOSE LOVERS WANTED
Date: 15 Dec 92 14:05:33 GMT
Followup-To: alt.personals
Organization: JPT Computer Solutions
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

P. Ialamanna (pa56680@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu) wrote:
: I don't want to sound ignorant but what is the difference between stockings
: and pantyhose?
: I thought they were one and the same.

Obviously, you have never had the pleasure of watching a SO take off
stockings! :)

-- 
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(516) 331-9001
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: tjj@thumper..bellcore.com (J Tim Jordan)
Subject: Re:  SF ISO S*M
Reply-To: tjj@nomas.bellcore.com
Organization: MRX Corp.
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 21:55:19 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.215911.14775@lemuria.sai.com> ap.7392@cupid.sai.com writes:
>Season's greetings
>I am a SF looking for someone to share winter break with, or at least
>to converse with over email.  I'm new to the net, so I'm not up on the
>protocol of this things, so maybe you could teach me?
>I live in the Midwest.  I'd enjoy hearing from you - I'll be in town
>all the remainder of Dec, up through the time Spring semester starts.
>BTW, I'm not enrolled in school at the moment, but I am affiliated with
>a university.  I am 30ish, but don't let that stop you if you have an
>interest in older women :)!

To all you guys who do think that 30 is old or who have never dated a 
30ish female, I would like to tell you that you haven't dated a woman
until you have dated someone who is at least 30. Sure it's great to 
date 20+ year old's, their bodies are great but they tend to be a bit
silly. Once I started dating woman in their 30's I realized that 
the others were just girls.
Tim
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: kimp@rpi.edu (Phil Kim)
Subject: SAM seeks movie buff **F
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 04:26:24 GMT

The title says it all, I seek any female movie buffs.
From: 17158KU@MSU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Fun States other than CA (was RE: Neighbors)
Date: 12 Dec 92 00:12:03 GMT
Organization: Michigan State University


Todd, who daily sings the Scarecrow's song from the Wizard of Oz, writes:

>(Puter's obvious lame comments that even people more brain dead than he
>realized they were lame about me are deleted)
>
>Getting back to the subject which we got off of.  There are more exciting
>states than CA.  Ohio has far more things to do than the boring state of
>PA.  And we are safer here than CA can ever hope to be (more natural
                                                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^
>disasters, less crime, cleaner air).  Still think CA is a neat place to live?
 ^^^^^^^^^
>
>Todd

How long do you think Todd will continue to entertain us with his delightfully
inane posts?  Do you think Penn State will actually allow him back in next
semester?  The real pity is that I don't believe he has a clue as to how
ridiculous his posts sound!  Maybe this is all a setup?  Surely no one could
have the diminished mental capacity that he displays and still find his or her
way to a computer terminal.  I for one hope that he keeps right on posting--my
colleagues and I truly enjoy laughing at the stupidity displayed in his posts!!

Kel, hoping that a natural disaster doesn't occur in Ohio over Christmas
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: redman@selway.umt.edu (Punya J. Pussilanimuss)
Subject: Re: Tatoo: What do you think ?
Organization: University of Montana
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 00:41:25 GMT

In article <1g3q1eINNos9@golem.wcc.govt.nz> parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:
>In article <1992Dec8.140257.377@uoft02.utoledo.edu>, stx2044@uoft02.utoledo.edu writes:
>
>>I'm thinking of having a tatoo on my arm. What do you think of people with
>>tatoo ? Would you thinks girls would like it ? 
>
>Personally speaking, provided your arms aren't too puny, I think tattoos are
>quite sexy.
>
>I think it's a good idea if you're going to have a tattoo, to put it in a place
>which is easy to cover with a short-sleeved shirt as employers seem to look 
>askance at them.
>
>
>A counter-question:
>
>What do men think of women with tattoos?
>I've often thought of getting one, but keep wimping out.
>
>
>
>
>Rachel                           "Supergoof!"

	Personally, Rachel, I find tatoos to be an extremely erotic form
	of self-expression(bad upbringing?????).  I wish that there wasn't
	such a daunting taboo against it.  I myself don't have one now but plan 	on getting one just as soon as I decide on something I can live with.
	Probably something tribal.  But I digress.

			Punya!,
					redman@selway.umt.edu

********************************************************************************	"I don't have a quote right this minute but plan on getting one
	 soon."
						Me
*******************************************************************************
From: cid@cco.caltech.edu (cid)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Women's Postings
Date: 11 Dec 1992 21:43:36 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
NNTP-Posting-Host: punisher.caltech.edu

In article <sehamb01.724088662@starbase.spd.louisville.edu> sehamb01@rigel.spd.louisville.edu (Steve Hamburg) writes:
>I find it an incredible coincidence that every single female that posts in everynews group is gorgeous with long black or blonde hair, blue eyes, tan, slim, 
>etc...
>
>You women are constantly shitting down us male's throats, but at least we tell
>it like it is.  Every single damn woman I have ever talked with is a Cindy
>Crawford who wants a male to soak up everything she says and to be her puppet.

	Of course, paranoia ... :)

>
>So, why don't you prove me wrong!  Instead of retaliating and telling me how

	We don't have to. You have doubts, its your problem, not ours :)


	So, go do somethign about clearing your doubts, only you can
	help yourself, no one else can :)


>much of a shithead I am, why don't you respectable, honest women write me and
>then I will apologize to you PERSONALLY for making this harsh generalization.
>

	Sure, shoot & then apologize :)

	neat












>Steve.
>
>sehamb01@starbase.spd.louisville.edu


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From: mhale@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Return ticket Detroit-Boston for Xmas available
Date: 14 Dec 92 07:16:36 -0400
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

One seat-sale ticket available for a female travelling from
Detroit/Metro to Boston on the 24th of December, returning on
the 29th.  There is a connection on the ticket to and from
Halifax, Nova Scotia (on the off-chance that someone in Detroit
wishes to spend Christmas in Halifax).

Please contact Mrs. Rodica Alecu at (313) 832-3817.  There is
no charge for the tickets, I just want to see them used if at
all possible.
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Newsgroups: alt.sex.wanted,alt.personals
From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Xmas sex wanted
Followup-To: alt.test,misc.test
Organization: Intergraph
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 19:47:58 GMT

 daj3m@helga2.acc.Virginia.EDU  goes slummin'...

|	Hey there...  I JUST graduated a few days ago and I'm about
|to move west and SETTLE DOWN (!!) with my girlfriend.  She doesn't live
|near me currently, however, and is going home for Christmas leaving me
|all alone...  I'd love to get together with a woman who knows what she
|likes and isn't afraid to ask for it....                           ^^^

But if this "woman" knows what your "girl"friend likes, ain't _she_ gonna
blab to _her_ about your sexual tryst?   I'm so confused...

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,soc.penpals,soc.singles
From: richardc@woods.ulowell.edu
Subject: Re: Homme seul, beau, romantique, cherche pour une Femme ...
Organization: University of Lowell
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 22:01:09 GMT

In article <1992Dec12.072911.1@woods.ulowell.edu>, richardc@woods.ulowell.edu writes:
> In article <1992Dec12.000113.11268@penet.fi>, an2209@anon.penet.fi writes:
>> X-Anon-To: alt.personals,soc.penpals,soc.singles
>>
>   Allow me to correct some grammatical mistakes.
>          (corrections are not guaranteed)
> 
>  
>> Bonjour a tous les femmes belles!
>> (Bonjour tous les belles femmes!)
> 
>> Comment ca va?
>> 
>> Je cherche pour une femme avec beaute, renseignement, et bienveillance.
>> Ca t'interesse?  M'ecrivez s'il vous plait pour une description de moi.
>> (Je cherche une femme avec la beaute, l'intelligence, et la bienveillance.
>    Ca vous interesse?  Si oui, s'il vous plait ecrivez-moi pour vous
>    procurer une designation de moi.)
> 
>> Au revoir pour maintenant!
>> 
>> Repondez a:  an2209.anon.penet.fi
>> 
>> P.S.  Je comprende anglais tres bien.
>> 
>   Also, an2209@anon.penet.fi writes in article:  ATTN CYNTHIA:
> 
>    "Je besoin votre addresse devant j'ecrivez-vous."
>   Let's try:
>    (J'aurai besoin de votre adresse avant je pourrai vous ecrivez.)
>
>   With help, I'll try this last part again...
>    (J'ai besoin de votre adresse avant que je pourrais vous ecrire.)
   
>     Thanks for your time even if you think "ca ne fait rien".
>                                                            
>> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: SWF wants ROMANTIC SWM
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 22:40:08 GMT

 gdnikoli@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu (Greg Nikolic) spews his garbage...

|To be honest, this posting irritated the fuck out of me. The GUY has to be Mr
|Perfect Romantic, the GUY has to do everything right, the GUY is so lucky to 
|have the privilege of going out with this Karin chick. HE has to set up the
|dinners, arrange the interesting evenings, plan the moonlit walks and basically
|arrange the whole fucking thing while she sits on her ass and tags along,
|participant in a romantic adventure she had nothing to do with creating. Why?
|Because she was born with a nice pair of tits, a pretty face and manages to
|stay moderately slim by a genetic accident of metabolism. Whatever.

McFly!!! *bonk* *bonk* Anyone home! McFly!!!

Get a grip, Greg. Down near your lower regions. Then take $15 and get one
of those specials Angel is offerin' this week. 

All that I read into Karin's post is that she wanted to hear from _Romantic_
men. Then you turn right around and turn romance into hard-core sex. Then
you publicly humiliate her by saying that all she has to offer is her body.
Is that the best that you can do is spout sewer over a post where a _lady_
is looking for a romantic man?

K-Marts have clues on sale this week. Get one.

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
Self-love is more cunning than the most cunning man in the world.
							-- La Rochefoucauld
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