HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: berne@nova3.stanford.edu (Jean-Francois Berne)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: Stanford University
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 19:16:02 GMT

In article <1992Aug21.042107.2790@athena.mit.edu> sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman) writes:
>In article <1992Aug20.220742.5917@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>>In article <1992Aug18.183738.17605@tin.monsanto.com> bcschu@skws02.monsanto.com (Brett Schultz) writes:
>>>It was just a joke.  I really don't think that Polish have any less brain power
>>>than anyone else.
>>>
>>>Brett
>>
>>Brett, your statements are very offensive to me - wheather you think
>>this is a joke or not you are just simply spreading hatred and
>>insults. As a community of intellectual's this cannot be tolerated
>>on the network and you should just simply stop posting this kind
>>of crap; keep it to yourself. ALSO THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR
>>SHOULD SEE TO THIS.
>
>Offensive ideas are protected by the first amendment.  Haven't you heard,
>"Although I do not agree with what you say, I'll fight to the death for
>your right to say it"?  And, no, I don't "approve" of this, but I must
>disapprove of any effort to "ban" it.

(You quoted Voltaire: he wasn't american but french.)

I believe that telling ethnic jokes should be done only by people
from the ethnicity being ridiculed. E.g. in France, comedians telling
jewish jokes are Jews themselves -otherwise they'd quickly end-up
in front of a court. Also I remenber that at the beginning,
belgium jokes were told by a Belgian. This guy had found a way to lift
himself out of anonymity, but actually he very often took polish jokes
told in America, and replaced "polish" by "belgian".

Ethnic jokes ARE offensive. They upset the people ridiculed by those
jokes. Are they really necessary? Do they develop some kind of
addiction in the joke-teller brain?
Why not avoid broadcasting them on the net?

JF

The first amendment is american. I don't even pay my tickets,
so I leave to you to imagine how much I care about the american
constitution. And other people on the net out of America care even
less!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gerald@phx.mcd.mot.com (Gerald Sprague)
Subject: Interesting quote
Organization: Motorola Computer Group, Tempe, Az.
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 13:37:09 GMT

"If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone might
well be: `It seemed like a good idea at the time.'"
                                        Rebecca West
                                        quoted in _The_New_York_Times_
-- 

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gerald Sprague, Jr.  (misfit!gerald)    |   Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
MCG - CIM Staff      (gerald@phx.mcd.mot.com)
From: ash@hpsad.sad.hp.com (Jim Holsenback)
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 16:39:24 GMT
Subject: Re: re: bush campain t.v. ad
Organization: HP Signal Analysis Division - Rohnert Park, CA
Newsgroups: rec.humor

    Are you tired of people yelling  HEY  ????


    Next time they do just yell back:

    "Hey is for steers and queers and i don't see your horns!!

	or

	Hey is the first stage of horseshit ....
From: als@bohra.cpg.oz.au (Anthony Shipman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 4 Sep 92 02:47:20 GMT
Organization: Computer Power Software

ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:

>If I discovered a new animal I certainly would not call it Platypus!

I think its from the Greek for 'flat face'.

-- 
Anthony Shipman                 "You've got to be taught before it's too late,
CP Software Export Pty Ltd,      Before you are six or seven or eight,
19 Cato St., East Hawthorn,      To hate all the people your relatives hate,
Melbourne, Australia, 3121       You've got to be carefully taught."  R&H
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sci40027@nusunix2.nus.sg (HO CHOO LIANG)
Subject: 120
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 04:50:12 GMT

A speeding driver knocked down a farmer's pet hare
The farmer says "You just killed my favourite pet HARRY!!"
The driver walked towards the dead hare, took out a spray can,
and squirted at it.
IMMEDIATELY, HARRY woke up, went a few steps, waved back at the farmer,
ran a few more steps, waved again,...
The curious farmer grabbed the can, trying to find out what was in it.

The label read :


               HAIR RAISER WITH A PERMANENT WAVE
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)
Date: 27 Aug 92 16:14:52 GMT
Organization: gte
Keywords: joke, very funny, haha, etc.

In article <1992Aug21.002753.4434@iitmax.iit.edu>, thssapk@iitmax.iit.edu (([<{\_/}>])) writes:
>  eclipse@unixland.natick.ma.us (Mark Urbin) writes:
> > johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
> >
> >>Hmmm. Did they have rocket launchers and semi-automatic rifles when the
> >>second amendment was passed?  Just wondering?
> >
> >Hmmm. We certainly didn't have any radios or TV when the Bill of Rights were
> >added to the constitution.  Should they be protected by the first ammendment?
> >Just wondering?
> >
> Hmmmmmmm.   People, talk on radio and TV, so that makes it 'speech';
> at least according to the dictionary.
> 
> Hhmmmmmm......do you think that every person, regardless of laziness,
> ignorance, stupidity, borderline psychosis, irresponsibility, immorality,
> incompetence, clumsiness, hyperactivity, creed, or color, has the right
> to shoot at people with a gun?

Hmmmmmm.... yes, but not to shoot at just any people -- murderers, rapists, 
arsonists, armed robbers, drive by shooters, foreign invaders, anybody who would be
dumb enough to attempt a coup

["Jeez, we haven't had coup attempt in 200 years, we don't need no guns"
 "Uhhh, maybe we haven't had a coup *because* we all have guns? -- you sure
  you wanna get rid of 'em and see if we'll need them?"]

> Do you think that any or all of the above kinds of people would constitute
> a 'well-regulated militia'?

Hmmmmmm.... it seems to me that the [otherwise] bright chaps who framed
the bill of rights would have understood the difference between "the 
people" and "the militia:"  funny how they enumerated the right of
"the people" to keep and bear arms instead of the right of "the milita"
to do so.



-- 
"25 States allow anyone to buy a gun, strap it on, and walk down the street with
no permit of any kind: some say it's crazy.  However, 4 out of 5 US murders are 
committed in the other half of the country: so who is crazy?"   -  Andrew Ford
gtephx!forda@enuucp.eas.asu.edu  OR  !uunet!samsung!romed!enuucp!gtephx!forda
From: ngsw@hpsgm2.sgp.hp.com (Ng Soon Wei)
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 08:32:44 GMT
Subject: "Dirty" Joke
Organization: HP Singapore Notes-Server
Newsgroups: rec.humor

Read this somewhere.

It was observed that a KFC outlet does not provide toilet paper and found
in each toilet is a sign that says :-

ITS FINGER LICKIN' GOOD.

Sick, eh ?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 15:17:44 GMT

In article <1992Sep4.131224.6780@news.ysu.edu> ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller) writes:
>
>In a previous article, marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) says:
>
>
>Now, again, I AM NOT GOING TO STOP POSTING AS I SEE FIT.  About this fact,
>you can do one of two things:
>
>A: ignore it
>B: live with it.
>
'Scuse, please- you forgot the 3rd thing he can do:
Continue to make an ass of himself (the most probable)
>-- 
>*...your Friendly Neighborhood Atheist // "Peter...PETER!!  I can see    *
>*      the KelleyMan:Kelley L. Miller // your house from here!"          *    
>*                  ae642@yfn.ysu.edu // Jesus Christ, from the cross     *
>****************Know God...No peace.  No God...Know peace.****************


-- 
Larry A. Gilmore             Internet: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com
TRW SEDD, DH1/2849
P.O. Box 6213                Phone:    (310)764-3318
Carson, CA 90746             Fax:      (310)764-3946
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: david@c-cat.UUCP (dave)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Humor
Date: 4 Sep 92 02:00:35 GMT
Organization: Intergalactic Rest Area For Weary Travellers

anton@gagme.chi.il.us (Andrzej Borowiec) writes:

> In article <1992Sep01.212008.27828@CS.ORST.EDU> reidyj@CS.ORST.EDU (Jay Reidy
> >
> >  How come this is called 'rec.humor'?
> Are you trying to start a cascade?
no, I think its more of a blockade!


                                                       -David

China Cat System     
(301)604-5976 8N1
david@sandr.com
From: jdare@math.rutgers.edu (James Dare)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap
Date: 31 Aug 92 15:49:26 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <1992Aug31.150126.21864@venice.sedd.trw.com> gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore) writes:

> In article <a0fnb!f.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
> >IN TALK.BIZARRE rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
> >I'd like to concur.
> >
> >Post to:		If you:
> >
> >talk.bizarre		hate men, hate women
> >[...............]
> >hugs, Rachel
> 
> To which group should we post if we hate Mario?

Want to form one? :-)

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Xref: sparky rec.humor:27219 soc.culture.polish:2163 alt.censorship:7211
Newsgroups: rec.humor

This is a Test, pls ignore.
From: u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au (Richard Barry Ling)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Woody Allen - COMPLETE JOKE LIST!!!
Date: 2 Sep 92 10:27:21 GMT
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Wollongong University, Australia

che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
>>> Well done Rich. How long did it take you to create all these?
>> About 5 mins, using a simple C program to generate random stupid E-mail
>> addresses. ;-)
>Please post it!!!!

OK, but I'm damned if I know what the hell you expect to do with it...

int pid;

main()
{
	int	i,j,n;

	/* various bits to make up the bulk of addresses */
	char	*bits[31]={
		"wanker","jerk","jerkoff","dick","cock","fuck","nob",
		"dickflop","arse","wankstain","dope","asshole","turd",
		"bastard","lamer","loser","nerd","fart","snot","puke",
		"vomit","goat","scrot","wench","cuntlips","snot",
		"booger","pus","syphilis","grogan","anus"
	};
	/* some mildly believable organisations */
	char	*org[6]={
		".edu",".edu",".gov",".com",".mil",".org"
	};

	/* some country suffixes to add international flavour */
	char	*cntry[6]={
		".au",".kr",".no",".de",".uk",".il"
	};

	/* generate pseudo-random number using process-id */
	pid=getpid();

	/* generate 20 addresses */
	for(i=0;i<20;i++)
	{
		printf("%s@%s",bits[random()%31],bits[random()%31]);
		n=random()%3;
		for (j=0;j<n;j++)
			printf(".%s",bits[random()%31]);

		/* perhaps add an organisation suffix... */
		if (random()%3)
			printf("%s",org[random()%6]);

		/* perhaps add a country suffix... */
		if (!(random()%3))
			printf("%s",cntry[random()%6]);

		printf(" writes:\n");
		printf("> Did you hear about Woody Allen's latest movie?\n");
		printf("> It's called \"Honey, I fucked the kids\"!\n\n");
	}
}

/* Generate a pseudo-random number using the current process ID.
 */
int random()
{
	static	int	q,r;
	q=0x1ffff&(q+(r=pid+r*57)/7);
	return (q);
}

--------------------- Richard.  u9147603@cs.uow.edu.au ---------------------
"The rooster stared back at me, his power and confidence almost overwhelming.
Down below, a female paused warily at the coop's entrance. I kept the camera
running. They were beautiful, these 'Chickens in the mist'."  -  Gary Larson
From: GLETTY@vmd.cso.uiuc.edu ("Bruce E. Gletty")
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
Date: 31 Aug 92 15:23:32 GMT
Organization: C.C.S.O.

In article <1992Aug27.195708.25113@bnlux1.bnl.gov>
schroede@bnlux1.bnl.gov (gary l. schroeder) writes:
 
>In article <1992Aug12.185537.26594@news.columbia.edu> egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy) writes:
>>In article <BsvuuI.E84@news.cso.uiuc.edu> tbuckley@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Tim Buckley) writes:
>
>>>Having said that, can you substantiate your claim that Bush has shown
>>>AGAIN and AGAIN that he is above the law?  Sounds like a bunch of biased
>>>rhetoric to me.  I challenge you to produce instances where he has
>>>broken the law.
>
>
>How about the way that his administration continues with efforts to have
>the Endangered Species Act legally "re-interpreted" to support his
>position on logging in the domain of the Spotted Owl?  This appeal has
>been rejected twice by two seperate high courts that have realized that
>the Act is funtioning in just the way that was intended:  to keep men
>like Bush from _bending_ the laws when the law dosen't suit them.
>
>Do you need more?
 
Well, your example shows that he is NOT above the law. (Not supporting his
attempt at all - I favor conservation) He tried to change the law, not
break it. He failed. Got any examples where he broke the law and got
away with it after being caught?
 
Trying to change the law to suit your own purpose seems to be the reason
most people go into politics!
From: syspb@smartstar.com (Paul)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: nursery rhymes
Date: 31 Aug 92 17:15:49 GMT
Article-I.D.: smartsta.1992Aug31.171549.13277
Organization: none

Andrew Dice Clay has some good nursery rhymes:
Warning:  May be offensive...


Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey,
along came a spider and sat down besider, and said
"Hey, what's in the bowl bitch?"

Mary had a little lamb, she kept in her back yard,
when she took her panties off, his wolly dick got hard.

Little Boy Blew, he needed the money.  Uh-ooooooh.

Hickory dickory dock, some chick was sucking my cock
the clock stuck two, I dropped my goo,
I dumped the bitch on the next block.

Georgy Porgey, pudding and pie
jerked off in his girlfreinds eye
when her eye was dried and shut
Georgy fucked that one eyed slut.

__

Not a nursery rhyme, but another Dice joke:

What's the definition of Vagina?
It's the box that a Penis comes in.
Uh-oooooh.
From: greg@silver.lcs.mit.edu (Greg Rose)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: The Tent Joke
Date: 26 Aug 92 20:56:45 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: (none)

>>: RICHARD GLOUCESTER
>>:    	Now is the winter of our discontent
>>:    	Made glorious summer by this son of York;
>>                                     ^^^  
>>              - should actually be sun, but thats being picky!  
>>
>It's 'son'.  True, Willie was making a pun, but it was certainly not the sun
>in the sky against which Richard was plotting in his opening soliloquy.

Actually, it's an heraldic pun: the "sun in splendor" was the cognizance
of the house of York.

Nitpicky, but medievalists have to have _something_ to do in their spare
time...

Gregory F. Rose
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Distribution: na
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 13:59:41 GMT

cariapa@Tied-House.Stanford.EDU (Sandeep Cariapa) writes:

>In article <1992Aug28.212559.27584@bnr.ca>, bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash) writes:
>|> 
>|> ObJoke:  Hey, guys! Guess what Woody Allen's next movie is
>|>          going to be called!  <click-click> *BANG* thud
>	Don't tell me, don't tell me, lemme guess...Honey I screwed the kids? 

At this point, somebody might post a suggestion of what that joke deserves,
but NOT ME!

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
In our innermost soul, we are children and remain so for the rest of our lives
    --  Sigmund Freud
From: wlamonac@mozart.helios.nd.edu (william lamonaca)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 31 Aug 92 19:35:28 GMT
Organization: University of Notre Dame, Notre Dame

In article <1992Aug31.184455.13215@mprgate.mpr.ca> mcvey@mpr.ca (Iain McVey) writes:
>In article <1992Aug28.164326.18511@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>>
>>I was exactly referring to filth like this, anyone that can post
>>a joke like this, I know that the person has no morals, and is
>>willing to do anything to make a hit. I have heard religious jokes
>>but this is cynic, calculated and out right blasphomous trying to
>>degrade the suffering of Christ. I don't understand how all you
>>Christians are just sitting back and allow this kind of stuff.
>
>I wasn't expecting the spanish inquisition...
>
>
>- Iain -

Nope- too easy.
From: mawson@aldetec.oz.au (Graeme Mawson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Answering machine messages.
Date: 27 Aug 92 05:26:34 GMT
Organization: Aldetec Pty Ltd, Perth West Australia

In article <1992Aug26.234714.15642@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu>, Eric Huppertz writes:
> In article <mumble> hutto@skitzo.dseg.ti.com writes:
> 
> >of changing the outgoing message last night and my wife suggested that
> >I let my 5 year old daughter and 22 month old son do it.  
>                                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> 22 months old??  Geez, I HATE people like you...!  You think anybody
> really cares whether your kid is 22 months old as opposed to two years?

[... more deleted ... ]

Don't be such a dick, Eric!  Let the man be proud of his kids, and excited
about their growth and development.  Some people like such emotions in parents.

Learn some tolerance ...

[Apologies for the lack of humo(u)r]
Graeme Mawson
-- 
Internet: mawson@aldetec.oz.au           "As for me and my house, we will 
Perth, Western Australia.                        serve the Lord."   <><
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: .ASCII PICS.
From: <ISSJXS@BYUVM.BITNET>
Date: Friday, 28 Aug 1992 01:32:27 MDT
 <gill.20.714750574@cc.und.ac.za><1992Aug27.150036.1233@spuddy.uucp>
Organization: Brigham Young University

You guys are really lame.  I want
"cool" ascii pics.  I know it takes
some real imagination to come up
with a tic tac toe board and a
happy/not happy face.  But I want
something creative.   Like Calvin and
Hobbes or George Bush.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aki <aki@atlas.worldbank.org>
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
X-Xxmessage-Id: <A6C931571B0A2631@akidamme-233324.worldbank.org>
X-Xxdate: Tue, 1 Sep 92 19:40:23 GMT
Organization: World Bank
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d8
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 18:46:32 GMT

In article <ZocFqB4w164w@cellar.org> John Galt, kml@cellar.org writes:
>The third guy says, "Ah, Easter.  Everybody sad.  Jesus, die on cross.
>Then, three days later, everybody happy.  Everybody together.  Jesus,
>rise from dead.  Sees his shadow, six more weeks of winter!"

Personally I find your joke extremely offending.  Being of Japanese
decent I find no humor in your joke.  Take your racist jokes
and tell them at your next KKK meeting.  Japanese are not
idiots like your joke infers.  Besides...everyone 
KNOWS Jesus saw his shadow and said "Six more weeks of
JULY"...sheesh  I may be dumb but I'm not STUPID...;-) ...
heh heh..

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From: peterm@cory.Berkeley.EDU (Peter Mardahl)
Subject: Flat Earth Society
Organization: University of California, at Berkeley
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 04:51:23 GMT

 
I'll give another example of the same type of logic Flat Earthers
use to deny that the earth is round.

I don't believe that babies are born of women.  I've never SEEN a
child actually come from a woman, in person.  I know of people
who CLAIM to have seen this happen.  But, heck, why should I
believe them?  They might be trying to hoax me!  I HAVE seen
women who are fat in a peculiar way, but hey, maybe they're just
FAT!  There are plenty of those around!  Everyone is obviously
lying, or perhaps wrong, when they say babies come from women.
I think they come from storks!

I agree the logic isn't exactly similar, but it has a lot
of points in common!

No flames, please.  This post is strictly for humor value!
From: std_gibson@hg.uleth.ca (Jason Gibson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny sign
Date: 29 Aug 92 22:22:44 GMT
Reply-To: std_gibson@hg.uleth.ca
Organization: University of Lethbridge

In article <1992Aug27.171916.4654@ra.msstate.edu>, bill@AEC.MsState.Edu (bill balcerzak) writes:
>In article ngsw@hpsgm2.sgp.hp.com (Ng Soon Wei) writes:
>>
>>A sign found in front of a urinal in the toilet of a hotel says :-
>>
>>WE AIM TO PLEASE; YOU AIM TOO, PLEASE !
>
>A (serious) sign in the stalls of the women's restroom (now what was *he* 
>doing in the women's restroom) here at work:
>
>If you sprinkle
>When you tinkle
>Please be neat
>And wipe the seat.
>-- 

Along similar lines, my mother has a sign in her bathroom with a picture of a
baseball player in front of a toilet that says:
 
 "Gentlemen with short bats,
 please stand closer to home plate."

---Jason
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rdc8@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Robert D Castro)
Subject: Re: Need Labor Day Ascii pic
Reply-To: rdc8@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Robert D Castro)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 12:49:33 GMT

In article <1992Aug26.175755.24786@news.columbia.edu> rdc8@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Robert D Castro) writes:
>
>Could any of you friendly netters email me an ascii pic that could be
>used to symbolize Labor Day.  Anything at all would be most helpful.
>
>Thanks in advance
>
>Rob C.

BTW - My email account is rdc8@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu
From: warrenc@bcstec.ca.boeing.com (Cherie Warren)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Redneck humor
Date: 31 Aug 92 18:21:21 GMT
Organization: Boeing Computer Services, Seattle

How can you tell a redneck's family tree?

It's the one with no branches!
--
Don (not warrenc@bcstec, dgs1300@aw2.fsl.ca.boeing.com)
Opinions do not reflect those of Seattle's largest airframe
manufacturer.
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