From: clay@cs.utk.edu (Clay P. Breshears)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Subject: Smoky Mountain -- 27 SEP 1992
Date: 14 Dec 92 16:47:52 GMT
Organization: Ragnarok Cafe -- Jotunnheim
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Smoky Mountain Wrestling Report - September 27, 1992
   
Bob Caudle and "Dirty" Dutch Mantell announcing from 
Pikeville College Gym, Pikeville, Kentucky.

* Robbie Eagle & Mike Sampson
         vs. 
  Rock and Roll Express (Robert Gibson & Ricky Morton)

  Squash win for R&RE with double drop kick on Eagle.  (Time 2:30)
  
* Interview with Rock and Roll Express.  Vow they won't be carried out
  on the stretcher by the Stud Stable.  Also, Jim Cornette can talk all
  he wants to because "we took the name Express from you and now we're
  going to take the Smoky Mountain Wrestling Tag titles from you, too."
  
* Interview with Commissioner Bob Armstrong.  Video review of the
  sneak attack on Brian Lee from last week.  Clips from house show where
  a new stalker attacks Lee with an atomic drop that allows Killer Kyle
  to pin Brian.  (This new stalker wears black trunks with initials NS
  on front and crossed battle axes on back.)  Armstrong has received
  another letter in the form of a contract for Brian Lee to face his
  attacker from last week's show, the Mongolian Mauler.  Armstrong
  slips once and calls him the Mongolian Stomper.  [Hints of future
  doings. - cb] 
  
* Newton Steffie vs. Killer Kyle (with Jim Cornette)
  
  Squash win for Kyle.  After passing up 4 pinning opportunities, Kyle
  gets submission with reverse bearhug.  (Time 4:10)
  
* Interview with Heavenly Bodies and Jim Cornette.  Stan Lane
  complains of crowd being too noisy and aggravating his perforated ear
  drum, especially after they are asked to keep the noise down.  Crowd
  noise increases at this.  Tom Pritchard wants all the fat, slobby
  women to keep their hands off of the HB or they'll bring a sexual
  harassment suit on all of them.  Cornette promises he'll tie the
  signing of the rematch between the Heavenly Bodies and the Rock and
  Roll Express in court for a very long time.
  
* "Down and Dirty with Dutch Mantell"  Guests: The Stud Stable (Jimmy
  Golden and Robert Fuller).  Video review of the ending to last week's
  Heavenly Bodies and Rock & Roll Express match with the Stud Stable
  interference.  Fuller says he was helping Gibson back into the ring
  and accuses Gibson of being drunk.  Fuller smelled alcohol on his
  breath and that was why Gibson was so clumsy and fell out of the ring.
  
* Interview with Ron Wright.  Does Tim Horner get the title shot he
  was promised since he beat the Dirty White Boy last week?  Wright says
  Horner has hounded him for a title match with DWB, but Wright didn't
  promise him a title match.  Tim Horner comes out looking for the
  contract to sign.  Wright puts him off by saying he doesn't have the
  power to sign a contract and calls Horner a liar.  The Dirty White Boy,
  from off camera, clobbers Tim Horner with a chair from behind.  DWB
  handcuffs Horner's hands behind his back, sets a noose around his neck,
  drags Tim to the ring and hangs him from the ring post.  Horner is
  on his tiptoes, but DWB lifts Tim's feet off the floor.  Horner is
  bleeding from the mouth while 3 jobbers try to make the save and are
  taken out by DWB.  Rock & Roll Express finally arrive to drive off DWB
  and untie Horner.
  
* Interview with Bob Armstrong.  That's all we can take!  Tim Horner
  can have as many title matches as he wants until he gets the title.
  
* Taped comments from Ronnie Garvin.  Warning to Paul Orndorff.  Don't
  touch my personal stuff, don't touch my towel.  Garvin vows to get
  something personal from Orndorff (maybe "false teeth or underwear").
  
* Paul Orndorff vs. "Prime Time" Brian Lee
  
  $10,000 Bounty Match.  Orndorff starts out strong.  Lee quickly turns
  tables.  Crowd chants "Paula."  Back and forth action.  Both men miss
  off-the-top-rope maneuvers.  Orndorff brings in ring bell and tries to
  piledrive Lee onto it.  Lee foils this and the referee DQs Paul.
  (Time: 9:00)
  
* Interview with Brian Lee.  Anyone interested in the bounty is going
  to get $10,000 worth of butt whipping.



						clay
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University of Tennessee | torso protruding from a negligee of green nylon, she
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