HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: krobinso@redorange.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: This K E N person...
Date: 11 Oct 92 20:20:47 GMT
Organization: Penn State Computer Science

In article <1b7055INNjfc@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Mistress Elizabeth) writes:
>
>I have two questions about K E N:
>
>1) Does he have a real life?  If so, how does he find the time to post here
>   so frequently?

K e n's life is not a subject for discussion on this newsgroup. The post
before you is real, thus K e n is real, and finally, K e n's life is
real.

Scheduling daily routines efficiently and for the most effective results
permits K e n the proper amount of time to post in alt.flame. Frequency
is irrelevant.

>2) What is this fascination with the space bar?

There is no fascination. It is simply how K e n's name is spelled,
which is K e n.

>Inquiring minds are interested in finding out...

Inquiring minds have been informed.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
From: harkcom@spinach.pa.yokogawa.co.jp (Alton Harkcom)
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.flame
Subject: Re: You ignorant! (Re: [italian])
Date: 12 Oct 92 04:21:23 GMT
	<1992Oct4.193139.11792@ghost.dsi.unimi.it>
	<1992Oct6.002505.5101@lester.appstate.edu>
	<1992Oct6.021532.8025@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>
	<1992Oct6.200341.5598@lester.appstate.edu>
	<SUOPANKI.92Oct7231208@zombie.oulu.
Followup-To: alt.tasteless.jokes
Organization: Yokogawa Electric Corporation, Tokyo, Japan
In-reply-to: suopanki@zombie.oulu.fi's message of 7 Oct 92 21:12:08 GMT

In article <SUOPANKI.92Oct7231208@zombie.oulu.fi> suopanki@zombie.oulu.fi
   (Heikki Suopanki) writes:

 =}shannon> What does it matter? I'm not insulting the foundations of anyone's nation.
 =}
 =}The guy who wrote the original article is from Italy and English
 =}obviously isn't his native language

   I'll bet you're so stupid that you didn't think we all knew that.

 =} (I bet you are so stupid you
 =}assume everybody in the world speaks English...),

   See, I told you...

 =}so flaming his bad English isn't very constructive.

   Flaming the US isn't very constructive either, but a bunch of wimps
seem to get a kick out of it.  They can't seem to take the heat of
"tasteless" ethnic jokes...

 =}You are insulting his "foundations".

   No, he was insulting the guys ignorant ethno-centricity (a term which
is out-dated).  Or were you too stupid to understand that?
From: king@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Stephen King)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Bruce Bufalini, braindead
Keywords: Rush fans are musically immature
Date: 13 Oct 92 12:41:37 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Defence and Civil Institute of Environmental Medicine

In article <ki+vH-_w#9@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@IRO.UMontreal.CA (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>Right, there is no argument, for your point is null.  

YAWN. Mr. Boring Bufalini strikes again. Still singing the same old song.

>If Rush fans were brain dead, why are there so many people posting to 
>alt.music.rush?  

Rush fans are musically immature. You might grow up, someday, if you are
lucky. Personally, I don't care, and I'll drop the subject after this post.
You may have the last word, as I know how much that means to feeble
diminuative weenies such as you.

>Braindead individuals are incapable of accessing USENET.  

There is overwhelming, irrefutable evidence to the contrary. You yourself
are (presumeably) living proof.

>Bruce A Bufalini (bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu) | Plus ca change,
>P$U Geographic Information Systems            | Plus c'est la meme chose.
>                                              |
>                                              | Neil Peart, 1978

Ici nous avons un autre quote attribute a Neil Peart, mais il n'est pas le
premier personne qui dit ca. Peut-etre Rush n'ont pas les mots origional
pour ses chansons? 

-- 
                       Se non e` vero, e` ben trovato 
     ...{utzoo|mnetor}!dciem!dretor!king        king@dretor.dciem.dnd.ca
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: krobinso@cerulean.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: Re: This K E N person...
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 18:13:23 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.170009.8472@nrtpa038.bnr.ca> Sparky writes:
>In article <1b7055INNjfc@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Mistress
>Elizabeth) writes:
>>
>>I have two questions about K E N:
>>
>[First deleted]
>
>>2) What is this fascination with the space bar?
>>
>
>The spacebar is the clitoris he never had.  He diddles with it
>constantly and rythmically.  If he went for K E N N E T H then
>a nymphomaniacal SOB he truly would be.

Sparky, you are apparently misinformed. K e n is K e n, and K e n is male,
thus K e n could not possibly have a clitoris. You apparently have had
serious sexual and psychological problems in the past. Please seek
counseling at once. Perhaps they can repair you.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: EP.LLD@forsythe.stanford.edu (Lara)
Subject: Re: Lara, Athena of Losers
Organization: Stanford University, California, USA
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 22:36:17 GMT

In article <1992Oct16.092738.1@ulkyvx.louisville.edu>,
aephel01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu writes:
>In article <oq$vH2806a@atlantis.psu.edu>, Bruce A
>Bufalini <bufalini@gis.psu.edu> writes:
>> In article <1992Oct15.223506.8226@morrow.stanford.edu>
>EP.LLD@forsythe.stanford.edu (Lara) writes:
>>>
>>>oggle my sweet butt
>>
>> OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE
>
>                   [ bruce's mating call deleted ]
>
>> OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE
>
>Careful now Lara, he's got your scent.
yeah, it's chloe, and it does it to 'em every time.  i've gotta lock
the door behind me 'cause all the men in santa clara county follow
me home.  the ones who get really confused are the ones who don't
even LIKE women, but who just can't help themselves!!

>Who will you choose?
>Rob or Bruce?
actually i'm waiting for a call back from sykopath! alt.sex.wizard's
gotta be better than this!!

>
>-- no sig necessary --
>       Aza
no apologies, either, dude :)
From: krobinso@tealblue.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: This K E N person...
Date: 13 Oct 92 19:35:22 GMT
Organization: Penn State Computer Science

In article <5503@balrog.ctron.com> mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
>(Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>>(Mistress Elizabeth) writes:
>
>>>I have two questions about K E N:
>
>>>1) Does he have a real life?  If so, how does he find the time to post here
>>>   so frequently?
>
>>K e n's life is not a subject for discussion on this newsgroup. 
>
>Then why, pray tell, are you discussing it? Would it not be more "efficient"
>to ignore "irrelevant" questions?

I am not discussing K e n's life. Ignoring questions is insulting.
Every question must be answered, no matter how irrelevant or "stupid"
it is. This way, K e n hopes K e n can reach out and guide individuals
out of the Misinformation Zone.

>>The post before you is real, thus K e n is real, and finally, K e n's life is
>>real.
>
>Ah, i love the smell of irrefutable logic in the morning...whoops! That's
>Ken's head on fire! Somebody piss on it and put it out.

Logic cannot be extracted from the confines of one's nasal passages.
Further, K e n's cranial appendage does not ignite itself. Urination
should be done in a toilet. Toilets were designed for this process.
Please be informed of this.

>>Scheduling daily routines efficiently and for the most effective results
>>permits K e n the proper amount of time to post in alt.flame. Frequency
>>is irrelevant.
>
>If I had to guess, I would say he is studying to be Dan Quayle's speechwriter.

K e n has more important purposes than writing speeches for political
figures, such as informing the Misinformed.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
From: krobinso@apricot.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Robinson, Bufalini -- which of these?
Date: 16 Oct 92 20:14:58 GMT
Organization: Penn State Computer Science

In article <2ADDE17B.90B6@tct.com> chip@tct.com (Chip Salzenberg) writes:
>According to jhenders@jonh.wimsey.bc.ca (John Henders):
>>In <2AD463A1.46AF@tct.com> chip@tct.com (Chip Salzenberg) writes:
>>>So, is Bufalini a pseudo of Robinson, or vice versa?
>>Actually, I think Bufalini is a version of Robinson written in Basic. 
>
>Then Robinson is written in Fortran, where spaces are irrelevant:
>
>   K E N = 0

Wrong, K e n = K e n. K e n is not a FORTRAN program, K e n is K e n.
Spaces are quite relevant.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
From: jaholmes@ee.WPI.EDU (Jennifer Holmes)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Patrick
Date: 9 Oct 1992 14:33:52 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute, Worcester, MA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: ee.wpi.edu
Keywords: slut

Patrick, 
I don't know if this can be...but...I don't think that K E N could be a 
slut, even if he tried.  So let's get this straight, this being the
only thing YOU could get straight, I did not say that your behavior
could no longer be tolerated, your little friend K E N did, get your
sluts straight will you please?
jen



Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: EP.LLD@forsythe.stanford.edu (Lara)
Subject: Re: Aza: braindead
Organization: Stanford University, California, USA
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 22:35:06 GMT

GOD, no, i don't want to quote that dreck.

i guess i'd better go to reading this on the unix system so i can
kill a few stupid motherfuckers, electronically, 'cause i'm about to
reform my pacifist ways and go out and hunt down and maime, torture
and then withhold sex from these pathetic excuses for homo sapiens.
jeez, what a waste of testosterone!  if i had a rocket launcher

oggle, my sweet butt

>>>--|>
From: EP.LLD@forsythe.stanford.edu (Lara)
Subject: Re: So let's all do the DarcyShuffle!
Organization: Stanford University, California, USA
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 22:31:23 GMT

In article <Bw7qBx.4wA@cs.dal.ca>,
franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>In <1992Oct15.224154.9364@morrow.stanford.edu> EP.LLD@forsythe.stanford.edu (Lara) writes:
>
>Well lara, I've been off for a few weeks, and since
>I've come back my
>standards have changed. I thought I should
>bring this to your attention,
>before my new standards come into effect.
>   First, I will not reply to people who have no grasp of sentence
>structure. This includes a) lack of capitalization
>                         b) punctuation blasphemy
>                         c) grammatical mayhem
  Then, kind Sire, it Must be My imaGination That i'm Reading thIs
at all ...

>   Now, Lara... You fail on all 3 counts.
>If we are to continue discourse,
>then you must polish up your replies.
  See resPonse onE above;?'$

>   Oh yes, I will not reply to posts in
>alt.flame that contain "smegma" or
>"ooze" either. Join the battle to CLEAN UP ALT.FLAME!
  i'm afraid that your altar-ego is posting while you're pissing
then, cause here you are, here they are, and EGA, You Wrote Those
DirtyDirtyDirty words, go wash your hands, little boy!

>>jeez, what are you doing, trying to prove that you're lamer than i?
>>okay, you WON.
>   How gracefully you concede defeat.
  Grace Under Pressure, altho she thinks it's usually better on Top!

>This is one title you can keep Lara,
>and I"m sure that will be no difficult task for you.
actually i stole it from bufalini, but now that you mentioned it,
he'll probably Notice! ? #$(&1 98 FDSFjl  Llk

clean enuf fer ya?

>>wish ... i thought you said you changed your major ... to what, are
>>YOU the one that's been giving rod the directions on the best use of
>>a severed dog dick?  tell me, is it ALMOST as tasty as sushi, or do
>>you cook it first, in rob's, uh, wine ???
>
>   a) I have not changed my major
>   b) Who's rob
>   c) I don't dismember dog parts.

a) but you said you did, b) you Have been away a long time, and c)
yer own nonsequitur, it's dismember dogs, not dog parts

>>say, did you cure that nasty ooozing infection, or have you died of
>>it yet?
>   Ooooh, this is just too much. See ya
sorry, i didn't mean to turn you on :>
cold shower, and eventually the swelling will go down
>
>Steve

heavens, you boys are just too too too much.  with all the lame
insults, questionable progeny and practice, backtracking, upchucking
and off-jerking going on here, and people STILL have time to notice
a few incomplete sentences.  my, i'm FLATTERED, guys.  my place,
6:00 p.m.  Beers on me

love,
joan d'arc


Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: aephel01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
Subject: Re: The New Rush on the Block
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 14:37:16 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Louisville

In article <BvvA6v.KK7@cs.psu.edu>, krobinso@tealblue.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
> In article <Bvv2u0.9DM@rice.edu> patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>>In article <BvtBK9.L4o@cs.psu.edu> krobinso@redviolet.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes, among other stuff:
>>>
>>>Simple. Their are too many misinformed individuals residing on Earth.
>>         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>
>>Looks like you ought to know, from personal experience.
> 
> Exactly.
> 
> Ken Robinson

Yeah, Ken's parents were very misinformed about birth control.
Except there isn't much you can teach gutter bum and a
ball licking, flea ridden, mutant, mucas sucking hound dog.

-- no sig necessary --
       Aza
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: chip@tct.com (Chip Salzenberg)
Subject: Re: Robinson, Bufalini -- which of these?
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 21:24:10 GMT
Organization: TC Telemanagement, Clearwater, FL

According to jhenders@jonh.wimsey.bc.ca (John Henders):
>In <2AD463A1.46AF@tct.com> chip@tct.com (Chip Salzenberg) writes:
>>So, is Bufalini a pseudo of Robinson, or vice versa?
>Actually, I think Bufalini is a version of Robinson written in Basic. 

Then Robinson is written in Fortran, where spaces are irrelevant:

   K E N = 0

-- 
Chip Salzenberg at Teltronics/TCT  <chip@tct.com>, <73717.366@compuserve.com>
   "I am truly as big a genius as all other Rush fans." -- Bruce Bufalini
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: krobinso@redorange.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: Re: KEN
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 20:05:49 GMT

In article <1b4q5cINNr5j@bigboote.WPI.EDU> jaholmes@ee.WPI.EDU (Jennifer Holmes) writes:
>K E N, did you ever realize just how boring you really are?  You probably
>speak in monotones also, don't you?  I bet Rob's mongrel dog wouldn't fuck
>you with Rob's dick.

Jennifer, you seem to be quite misinformed. Only misinformed individuals
become bored. They become excessively excited by cheap thrills and
cute packaging, but never really realize the quality that is put forth
to them. They simply complain. They fail to understand it. Once they
become informed, everything is seen in a new light. Nothing is boring once
you have become an informed individual.

K e n also advises you to seek psychological assistance for your
fascination with Rob's penis and his canine friend.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
From: krobinso@tealblue.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: K e n Does Not Like Faulty Information
Date: 13 Oct 92 19:14:09 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Penn State Computer Science

In article <1992Oct12.103716.1@ulkyvx.louisville.edu> aephel01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu writes:
>In article <BvvA6v.KK7@cs.psu.edu>, krobinso@tealblue.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>> In article <Bvv2u0.9DM@rice.edu> patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>>>In article <BvtBK9.L4o@cs.psu.edu> krobinso@redviolet.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes, among other stuff:
>>>>
>>>>Simple. Their are too many misinformed individuals residing on Earth.
>>>         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>
>>>Looks like you ought to know, from personal experience.
>> 
>> Exactly.
>> 
>> Ken Robinson
>
>Yeah, Ken's parents were very misinformed about birth control.
>Except there isn't much you can teach gutter bum and a
>ball licking, flea ridden, mutant, mucas sucking hound dog.

K e n's genetic lineage does not consist of such creatures. K e n's
lineage is made up completely of informed individuals. D a d and M o m
have nothing in common with above mentioned creatures. Please seek
the correct information before babbling on and on about something
that you are completely wrong about. It only makes you appear to be
a misinformed individual.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: chambles@whale.st.usm.edu (John William Chambless)
Subject: Question about this group...c
Organization: Mississippi State University
 
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 10:37:04 GMT


Distribution: na
Organization: University of Southern Mississippi
Keywords:quotes, signatures, geeks
 

WHy do you people even bother typing anything? Your posts consist of
37 lines of quotes, 1 lin of text, and a 9 line signature. A simple program
could automate the process, so you won't have to even logon to the system.
-- 
* Billy Chambless   University of Southern Mississippi, USA
* Opinions expressed are no sillier than yours...

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: msmiller@Rational.COM (Mark Miller)
Subject: Re: Why is it...
Organization: Rational
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 18:52:30 GMT

In article <Oct.14.22.54.22.1992.1375@romulus.rutgers.edu>, kaldis@romulus.rutgers.edu (Theodore A. Kaldis) writes:
|> In article <1avg9aINNj1a@bigboote.WPI.EDU> jaholmes@ee.WPI.EDU (Jennifer Holmes) writes:
|> 
|> > Why is it that if a woman cusses it's not lady like,
|> 
|> Because it is undignified.  Because such talk is more consistent with
|> some back-alley floozy, not with a lady.

What planet have you been living on lately, Ted?

Just curious ...

	-MSM
________________________________________________________________________
Mark S. Miller                                     msmiller@Rational.COM
"Life is a 4-letter word."                        msmiller@world.std.com
[ insert tedious disclaimer drivel here ]                           IV-Q
From: krobinso@tealblue.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: The New Rush on the Block
Date: 9 Oct 92 18:32:55 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Penn State Computer Science

In article <Bvv2u0.9DM@rice.edu> patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>In article <BvtBK9.L4o@cs.psu.edu> krobinso@redviolet.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes, among other stuff:
>>
>>Simple. Their are too many misinformed individuals residing on Earth.
>         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>Looks like you ought to know, from personal experience.

Exactly.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: mhopper@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Mark Hopper)
Subject: Re: The New Rush on the Block
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 18:48:10 GMT

In article <Bvv2u0.9DM@rice.edu> patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>In article <BvtBK9.L4o@cs.psu.edu> krobinso@redviolet.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes, among other stuff:
>>
>>Simple. Their are too many misinformed individuals residing on Earth.
>         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>Looks like you ought to know, from personal experience.
>
>
   I'm sorry, my informant must have misinformed me.  Could someone 
   please reinform me of the imformation that the individuals residing
   on Earth have been misinformed of.  With this new knowledge within
   my grasp I too can reach the purity of information that k e n has
   achieved.  Inform me, inform me.

   MH  |-: 

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: krobinso@tealblue.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: Re: Robinson, Bufalini -- which of these?
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 18:06:03 GMT

In article <1992Oct9.051340.22355@athena.cs.uga.edu> milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>In article <2AD463A1.46AF@tct.com> chip@tct.com (Chip Salzenberg) writes:
>>According to krobinso@peach.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson):
>>>The Misinformed will repent....
>>
>>So, is Bufalini a pseudo of Robinson, or vice versa?
>
>	Neither.  They are both prototypes of the same failed Artificial
>	Intelligence project.  This can be deduced by the wide variety
>	of responses they both generate:
>
>	1.  You appear to be misinformed.
>	2.  You require assistence from the DOI.
>	3.  You now require OGGLES.
>	4.  OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE
>
>	There are others, but I'm sure you get the idea.

I am K e n, and only K e n can be K e n, thus you are misinformed,
for a pseudo-K e n is not possible. I am not a project, and my work
is not related with Mr. Bufalini, for I am K e n, and only K e n can
be K e n. Please acquire the proper information before posting, for you
have made a fool of yourself. Such is the case with all Misinformed
individuals.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
From: 10692851@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (DAVIN SLADE)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: test_flame
Date: 12 Oct 92 22:54:54 GMT
Organization: Faculty of Engineering, Monash University

In article <1992Oct10.202106.11664@nocusuhs.nnmc.navy.mil> dsc3pzp@nmdsc110.med.navy.mil (Phil Perucci) writes:
>From: dsc3pzp@nmdsc110.med.navy.mil (Phil Perucci)
>Subject: test_flame
>Date: 10 Oct 92 20:21:06 GMT
>Testing...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DAVIN SLADE 10692851@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au 3rd Year Civil Engineering
            cis612xc3@vx24.cc.monash.edu.au     Monash University
            baldrick@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au      Australia
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Dunstall, Bang, Goal, Yibidi yibida, That is all!"  Rex Hunt  circa 1992
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: EP.LLD@forsythe.stanford.edu (Lara)
Subject: Re: Flame Away!
Organization: Stanford University, California, USA
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 20:31:16 GMT

i didn't quote all those little gems 'cause i like to save
endangered species:  those with concerns about bandwidth wastage,
but to rob, and about his dog's dick, i have the following
intellectual questions to ponder.  could i perhaps get some input
from rob, his girl/boy/friend, and if still living, his dog?

so how does this fucking with the dog's dick work?  do you leave it
on the dog or remove it?  do you use it 'cause you can't find yours?
or did you find yours and your dog bit it off during oral sex? is
your dog's dick THAT much bigger than yours?  perhaps it put you to
shame to see your girlfriend sucking your dog's dick and you've been
envious of it ever since (not to mention limp as 3-week old cabbage,
and probably as tasty).

and how does your dog feel about this?  does he miss his dick?  does
he miss your girlfriend?  is he still trying to figure out how come
HE gets to fuck all the juicy ones while you sit around and moan and
drool and watch?

don't you have any other fresh insults to sling?  perhaps you could
speak to other net.insult.gods and they'd share their work (kinda
like jerry lewis and dean martin, only scads more entertaining)?

:<-
From: jaholmes@ee.WPI.EDU (Jennifer Holmes)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Flame Away
Date: 9 Oct 1992 14:05:24 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute, Worcester, MA
NNTP-Posting-Host: ee.wpi.edu

In article <9OCT199209541862@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov> devol@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov (WILLIAM DEVOL) writes:
>
>Yo, Jen, check the name of the group---alt.flame.  It's not alt.kinder-
>gentler or alt.nurture or alt.empowerment.  Get a sense of humor, take 
>those feelings off your sleeves, and get nasty.
>
>______________________________________________________
>
>Friends don't let friends go to Miami University!
>
>Bill Devol 


Billiam, what are you talking about?!  Nasty, ooh, I can't get nasty, when
I do I get yelled at :(  (this is a joke, teehee..sense of humor here)
jen


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From: tkelly@unix2.tcd.ie (Mithrandir)
Subject: What the hell?
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 15:01:34 GMT

If I say nasty things about this group,how many people will reply.
I'll count.

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