HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: walrus@bessel.umd.edu (Grig Larson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Ballad of Irvin (was Camp Granada)
Date: 31 Jul 92 15:26:26 GMT
Organization: Punkadyne Industries(tm)

In article <1992Jul31.133815.9666@mksol.dseg.ti.com> morris@mksol.dseg.ti.com (jerry a morris) writes:
>Does anyone remember a song called
>
>Ballad of Irving (the 142'nd fastest gun in the west)
>
>I don't know the artist. From back in the late sixties.
>
>
>went something like this:
>
>One fourty one could draw faster than he 
>So Irving drew on one fourty Three.
>
>
>it was a very funny song.
>if any one could add to this it would be good.
>.If anyone has the recording please Email me.
>
>jerry
>morris@ap040.ti.com

That was a funny ballad. I remember some of it from Dr. Demento.
 
(Apologize if I screw some it up)
 
 
He came from the old town which was spread
With a ten-gallon yamaca on his head
He always followed his mother's wishes,
Even on the range he used 2 sets of dishes...

Chorus:

Irving.... Irving
Big fat Irving
Big fat (sissy/dumb dumb/ dumb dumb dead) Irving
The 142nd fastest gun (bang) In the west...

141 could shoot faster than he,
But Irving was looking for 143.
(forgot rest of verse)

Chorus

The Jamestown boys were arriving at first sun,
The Town said, "Irving, we need your gun."
The train arrived at the crack of dawn,
Irving's gun was there, but Irving was gone...

Chorus

Well Irving died from two slugs in the belly.
It happened right in front of the frontier deli.
It seems that Irving was twirlibng his gun around,
And Butterfinger Irving gunned himself down...
 
Chorus

Really...


I loved that song.
 

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From: 6845400@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM
Subject: Real name but still funny
Organization: Lockheed Missiles & Space Company, Inc.
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 13:50:10 GMT


There is a company in Campbell, California that bears the owners name, he is a
real person, PETER WACKER.



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From: bgarfink@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (beth diane garfinkel)
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 17:01:02 GMT

In <1992Jul22.010556.874@crc.ricoh.com> chilton@crc.ricoh.com (Jeff Chilton) writes:


>   Since you mentiond Cox.
>   I (really) knew a guy name Randy Cox (think Brit).
>   His father's name was Richard.

 I know this has mostly been names of people, but on the Oberlin College
campus there are two buildings right next to each other named Peters and
Cox.

								Beth
-- 
"Nobody worried about being mugged by a white-haired lady wearing white
gloves and a straw hat with a veil. (After Easter, Anyway)"
From: beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Date: 28 Jul 92 17:55:31 GMT
Organization: Institut de recherche d'Hydro-Quebec, Varennes, Canada

And what about double names, i.e.

Vincent Vincent
Robert Robert
etc.

With a mid letter
Vincent V Vincent, V stands for (guess it) Vincent.

Or names for twins :
Rosa-Rose and Rose-Rosa

And the last one, if living in a large town, open your phone book at the
last page.  Here we have: (in Montreal)

Zeke Zzzzzzzyzuss.
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J   __>  Barthelemy Jarret (1471) -> Andre Jarret, sieur de Beauregard (1665)
\_.-===   -> Denis Beauregard (1992)                  Opinions ? Et pis non !
From: bavenell@next.com (Bette Avenell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Camp Granada
Date: 28 Jul 92 19:56:07 GMT

Does anyone remember all the words to Camp Granada?  In part:

Hello Mudda, hello Fadda
Here I am at Camp Granada
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.

Chorus:

Take me home, oh Mudda Fadda 
Take me home I hate Granada
Don't leave me, out in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear

Take me home
I promise I will not make noise
Or wreck the house with other boys
Oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day!

I thing there are 3 or 4 verses.

Thanks for your help.

Bette Avenell
bavenell@next.com
From: hacksaw@cellar.org (Hacksaw)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: "Backissues" of jokes posted. HELP!
Date: 28 Jul 92 06:37:49 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system


 
A few weeks ago someone posted a rather large set of humor files to
rec.humor. Like an idiot, I accidentally deleted them.
 
Hopefully, some "collector" like myself saved each file and I can get them 
all from him. And I'll make it worth your while.
 
If you have the "set", PLEASE LEAVE ME E-MAIL! <<don't e-mail the stuff
yet, though>>
 
There were about 21 or so articles total. If you capture stuff from 
rec.humor, please check your July archives.
 
Thanks a million!

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From: macster@IASTATE.EDU (Michael C Mccarty)
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Reply-To: macster@IASTATE.EDU (Michael C Mccarty)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 03:05:43 GMT

In article <1992Jul21.124043.15171@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, pam10@po.CWRU.Edu
(Peter A. Margaritis) writes:
> 
> 	I am compiling a list of funny names.  For example:
> 
> 		Harry Colon
> 		Peter Burns
> 		Mike Hunt
> 		Ben Dover
> 		Richard Head (Dickhead)
> 		Elizabeth Pickles-Cox
> 		John Cox
> 
Eileen Sideways
Mary X. Mas
C. M. Burns (easy one)
Elaine Change

Knew a guy name Richard LaBreque, hence his nickname was Dick-the-Prick.

				Mike.
From: glratt@is.rice.edu (Glenn Forbes Larratt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Penance (was Re: moronic post)
Date: 22 Jul 1992 22:57:35 GMT
Organization: CRC OCIS, William Marsh Rice University, Houston, Texas

In article <> some not-so-smartass <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:
>>In article <> osa@kepler.unh.edu (some smartass) writes:
>>i need to be flamed. please flame me.

Since his flame was followup to my followup, I guess he was flaming me.
Appropriately so, since I didn't check my Newsgroups: line.  Penance of
posting something funny has been assigned, so:


In the dressing room, the baritone playing the king was being fitted with a
wig which was neatly trimmed at about chin length all around and matched his
beard in color.  As he got a look at himself in the mirror, he glowered at
all within view and pronounced "I better not here anyone tell me I look like
a fat Jesus!"

From across the room a small chorister piped up, "No, you misheard, Jerry.
I said 'Jesus, you're fat!'"

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From: vander@flab.fujitsu.co.jp (Mike van der Velden)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Joke list information
Date: 23 Jul 92 09:55:35 GMT
	<1992Jul23.013509.14015@uniwa.uwa.edu.au>
Organization: Fujitsu Laboratories Ltd., Kawasaki, Japan

In article <1992Jul23.013509.14015@uniwa.uwa.edu.au> gunter@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Gunter Ahrendt) writes:

> knodel@cis.ohio-state.edu (Jeff Knodel) writes:
> 
> >smaller than they used to be.  I include things from rec.humor, rec.humor.
> >funny, Spaf's, Gunter's, and HCIII's mailing lists, but only a small 
> >percentage of their volume, as once again, I only send out things I
> >think  are *funny*.  
> 
> good time for all us 'administrators' to do a sales blurb :)
> i'd like to know how many subscribers each mailing list has...
> We all borrow from each other's lists, each of us runs things a little
> different. JK explains his here, HCIII (the original :) posts in large bundles
> every few days, as for Spaf???? Me i post out daily about 100lines to around
> 500people...

Ok, could someone please post the names of all the mailing lists out
there, as well as the addresses to subscribe to?  I'm sure that many
people out there on the net would be interested.  Maybe this will also
reduce the stupid "Please add me to the list" posts that seem to be
flooding rec.humour lately.

--

-- 
Mike van der Velden             
Distributed Systems Laboratory, Fujitsu Laboratories Ltd., Kawasaki, Japan
e-mail: vander@tokyo.hi.flab.fujitsu.co.jp

ps. If you send me a picture postcard      Mike van der Velden
    from your area to the address at       Fujitsu Unoki Dormitory, room 227
    right, I'll send you one from Tokyo.   2-17-18 Unoki, Ota-ku, Tokyo 146 
    Postcards must be received by          Japan
    November 15, 1992
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From: jeffj@ultra.com (Jeff Johnson)
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Reply-To: jeffj@ultra.com (Jeff Johnson)
Organization: Ultra Network Technologies
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 02:21:21 GMT

In article <Bs41sJ.I2H@ireq.hydro.qc.ca> beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard) writes:
=>And what about double names, i.e.
=>
=>Vincent Vincent
=>Robert Robert
=>etc.
=>

I worked with a contractor named William Williams.
We called him Bill squared.
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From: gillum@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Timothy A Gillum)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Date: 22 Jul 92 22:29:52 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network


One of my favorites (credit to an old friend):

		    Dick Gozinya

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From: jlbell@bharh56.bnr.co.uk (John Bell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Date: 24 Jul 92 14:14:42 GMT
Organization: BNR Europe Ltd, London Road, Harlow, England.

In article <sprooney.711925901@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal) writes:
>>> 	I am compiling a list of funny names.  For example:
>>>    etc

I met someone once called Ivor Catt, he called his
children Tom and Henrietta
.
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From: saal@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (samuel.saal)
Subject: penguins (was Re: Joke list information)
Organization: NetNews Readers Anonymous
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 17:41:25 GMT
Keywords: jokes, mailing lists, free sex

In article <1992Jul22.212806.25140@cis.ohio-state.edu>
knodel@cis.ohio-state.edu (Jeff Knodel) writes:

>o.b.j:  This is an old one from the internet, but it is one of my favorites.

>A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on
>the Falkland Islands have devised what the consider a marvelous new game.
>Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search
>out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly along it at the
>water edge.  Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn their heads in unison
>watching the planes go by, and when the pilots turn around and fly back, the
>birds turn their heads in the opposite direction, like spectators at a
>slow-motion tennis match.  Then, the paper reports "The pilots fly out to sea
>and directly to the penguin colony and overfly it.  Heads go up, up, up, and
>ten thousand penguins fall over gently onto their backs.

>  -Audobon Magazine

You forgot the followup to it....

PILOT HARASSMENT

An Argentine newspaper reports that bored penguins living on the
Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game.
Noting that the local Royal Air Force pilots are fascinated by
penguins, the birds congregate on a beach where the pilots fly over,
and turn their heads slowly in unison while standing at the water's
edge.  Perhaps ten thousand pilots fly by, and when the penguins turn
their heads in the opposite direction the airplanes all fly back, like
remote control toys.  Then, the paper reports "The penguins look
directly out to sea, where the planes follow their gaze.  Heads and
planes go up, up, up, and ten thousand airplanes run out of fuel and
fall splashing into the ocean."

-Pilot Magazine
-- 
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	Vayiftach HaShem et Peah Ha`Aton
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From: dickwin@sequent.com (Dick Winningstad)
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 92 03:22:19 GMT

In article <1992Jul21.124043.15171@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> pam10@po.CWRU.Edu (Peter A. Margaritis) writes:
>
>       I am compiling a list of funny names.  For example:
>
>               Harry Colon
>               Peter Burns
>               Mike Hunt
>               Ben Dover
>               Richard Head (Dickhead)
>               Elizabeth Pickles-Cox
>               John Cox
>
>       Please e-mail to pam10@po.cwru.edu

I didn't see the email until it was to late!
anyway
                Claude Balls
                Seymore Butts
                Ima Pig
                Harry Balls
                Dick Flickama
                Sandy Kunt
                Hung Wa Low


bye
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+Dick Winningstad                                                    +
+          I'd rather be on a Moto Guzzi in eastern Oregon.          +
+          Fourth gear curves at 7000 RPM are the greatest!          +
+dickwin@sequent.com                                                 +
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From: dennist@sequent.com (Dennis Tisdell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Date: 24 Jul 92 00:20:05 GMT
Article-I.D.: sequent.1992Jul24.002005.6553
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.

In article <1992Jul22.010556.874@crc.ricoh.com> chilton@crc.ricoh.com (Jeff Chilton) writes:
>
>   Since you mentiond Cox.
>   I (really) knew a guy name Randy Cox (think Brit).
>   His father's name was Richard.
>
>
>   An old neighbor of mine was (really) named Jack Dick.  In some areas
>   this expression is used instead of Jack-Shit.  I had a hard time not
>   laughing when I first met him and he said "HI. I'm Jack Dick".
>   

In school, about the time Debbi did Dallas, I went to school whit
	
	Debbi Titsworth



-- 
dennis

Dennis Tisdell                 Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
dennist@sequent.com               Phone: (503) 578-7590
From: hrubin@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Herman Rubin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Who invented what?
Date: 30 Jul 92 22:37:25 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Statistics Department

In article <MICHAEL.92Jul30130043@paul.bu.edu> michael@paul.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin) writes:

			............

>=Actually the Indians invented zero.

>Correct. But the Arabs DID invent algebra. And it was the collapse
>of Constantinople which indirectly gave rise to the
>European renaissance.

The Arabs DID NOT invent algebra; it was Diophantus, around 300 AD,
who came up with the algebraic use of variables.  What Al Khwarizmi
did was produce the first algebraic algorithm, namely, given a
linear equation in one unknown, collect all the multiples of the
unknown on one side, and all the constant terms on the other, and
divide.  Big deal!
-- 
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Phone: (317)494-6054
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From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Funny names
Date: 29 Jul 92 09:55:02 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

Not a personal name but in Germany before WWII there was a train called
the "Fliegende Hamburger", meanining "The Flying Hamburger".
It didn't sound funny then.

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From: st1ls@rosie.uh.edu (Nick Hakim)
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 03:16:00 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.220543@IASTATE.EDU>, macster@IASTATE.EDU (Michael C Mccarty) writes...
>In article <1992Jul21.124043.15171@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, pam10@po.CWRU.Edu
>(Peter A. Margaritis) writes:
>> 
>> 	I am compiling a list of funny names.  For example:
>> 
>> 		Harry Colon
>> 		Peter Burns
>> 		Mike Hunt
>> 		Ben Dover
>> 		Richard Head (Dickhead)
>> 		Elizabeth Pickles-Cox
>> 		John Cox
>> 
>Eileen Sideways
>Mary X. Mas
>C. M. Burns (easy one)

How about:

Skyler Falls (Sky Falls)
Candy Kane

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From: jeberger@novell.com (John Berger)
Subject: Re: Camp Granada
Organization: Novell, Inc.
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 23:31:26 GMT

In article <92211.181312JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu> Joe Carlson <JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>In article <e6zfjwz@Unify.Com>, barb@ufycorp.Unify.Com (Barbara Kane) says:
>
>And I don't want this to scare ya,
>but my bunkmate, has malaria.

[remembered some more]

You remember Leonard Skinner.                       [I think]
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
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From: 3fcyran@helix.nih.gov (Francis P. Cyran)
Subject: Funny Names
Organization: National Institutes of Health, Bethesda
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 18:19:36 GMT

Well how about..
	Dick Hurtz
	Al K. Holic
	Richard Long   (a real name)
        Phil Free
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From: adk@sun13.SCRI.FSU.EDU (Tony Kennedy)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Date: 25 Jul 92 18:25:05 GMT
	<1992Jul21.160707.1@research.ptt.nl> <sprooney.711925901@unix1.tcd.ie>
	<1992Jul24.141442.7584@bnr.co.uk>
	<SLAGLE.92Jul24222135@sgi417.msd.lmsc.lockheed.com>
Organization: SCRI, Florida State University
In-reply-to: slagle@lmsc.lockheed.com's message of 25 Jul 92 05:21:38 GMT

>> Mark Slagle <slagle@lmsc.lockheed.com> writes:

   slagle> I've always liked the name of the great opera singer,
   slagle> Wilhelm Windgassen.

Peter Schrier is a wonderful name for a tenor, too.
From: slagle@lmsc.lockheed.com (Mark Slagle)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Date: 25 Jul 92 05:21:38 GMT
	<1992Jul21.160707.1@research.ptt.nl> <sprooney.711925901@unix1.tcd.ie>
	<1992Jul24.141442.7584@bnr.co.uk>
Reply-To: slagle@lmsc.lockheed.com
Organization: You wouldn't ask this if you'd seen my desk.
In-reply-to: jlbell@bharh56.bnr.co.uk's message of 24 Jul 92 14:14:42 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.141442.7584@bnr.co.uk>, jlbell@bharh56.bnr.co.uk (John Bell) writes:

> In article <sprooney.711925901@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal) writes:
>>>> 	I am compiling a list of funny names.  For example:
>>>>    etc

> I met someone once called Ivor Catt, he called his
> children Tom and Henrietta

The real ones are best.
I've always liked the name of the great
opera singer, Wilhelm Windgassen.
--
----
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From: cdwilde@nyquist.waterloo.edu (Chris Wilde)
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 18:58:37 GMT

Knew a guy in public school.  Name of Chris Cox.  Mother remarried, so he
decided to change his name to end the teasing.
Now it's Chris Cuntz.
I'm serious.
I think there was something seriously wrong with the guy somewhere.

cdwilde@sunee.waterloo.edu
From: dos@major.panix.com (Dave O'Shea)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 00:17:54 EDT
Organization: Surely you jest

chilton@crc.ricoh.com (Jeff Chilton) writes:

> 
>    Since you mentiond Cox.
>    I (really) knew a guy name Randy Cox (think Brit).
>    His father's name was Richard.

Used to work with a Leslie Cox. 'course, the short version of that is 
just "Les"...

--
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The country needs them more than ever: Bill 'n' Opus in '92!
From: dave@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Dave Wenger)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Date: 26 Jul 92 15:36:25 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.1992Jul26.153625.11217
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.

In article <sprooney.711925901@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal) writes:
>
>> 	I am compiling a list of funny names.  For example:

Kevin Matthews, on the WLUP (The Loop) in Chicago frequently tries to call
up restaurants while on the air and make reservations for:

Mr and Mrs. Harry and Rosie Buttocks.  

He's got a couple of good names for the kids, but I forget what they are.



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_The Way of the Shower_  |      and the rituals devoted to the Shower".
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From: JGARLITZ@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Funny Names
Date: 28 Jul 92 17:56:45 GMT
Organization: Stanford Linear Accelerator Center

I was in Seattle awhile ago and flipping thru the phone book I found a person
by the name of SHEEPDOG PLANKTON. (no kidding).
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From: mschenk@research.ptt.nl (Mike Schenk +31 70 33 23926)
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Organization: PTT Research
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 15:07:07 GMT

In article <1992Jul21.124043.15171@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, pam10@po.CWRU.Edu (Peter A. Margaritis) writes:
> 
> 	I am compiling a list of funny names.  For example:
> 
> 		Harry Colon
> 		Peter Burns
> 		Mike Hunt
> 		Ben Dover
> 		Richard Head (Dickhead)

Actually, I once saw this as Richard Cranium. 
Cranium is Latin for skull, so with some deduction you will also 
come to dickhead.

Mike

> 		Elizabeth Pickles-Cox
> 		John Cox
> 
> 	Please e-mail to pam10@po.cwru.edu
> -- 
> Peter A. Margaritis
> Case Western Reserve University
> pam10@po.cwru.edu
> "Ross Who?"
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