HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: RE: The Moral of the Story
Date: 11 Sep 92 15:24:52 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.
Keywords: derivative

smytonj@pell3l0.alleg.edu (James Smyton) writes:
>Once there was a group of three explorers that went in to the jungle.
>They soon came upon a great gem on an engraved pedestal.   
>...etc...
>The moral: If the foo shits, WEAR IT!!!

I heard this for the first time in the fifth grade, only without all of the
Short Attention Span Theater comedian embellishments.

Thanks for playing, and try again REAL SOON. On the other hand,
I hear they're looking for talent over in rec.humor. You might
want to seriously consider a move...

BENth


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: witte@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (Gerhard (Master of All Things Orange) Witte)
Subject: Re: Letterman Qoutes
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 92 01:56:29 GMT

In article <79439@ut-emx.uucp> keisha@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Coed of the Damned) writes:
>Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
>Subject: Re: Letterman Qoutes
>References: <1992Sep3.174817.903@ccd.harris.com> <1992Sep6.061306.23490@news.iastate.edu> <1992Sep8.000901.14603@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>
>Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin TX
>
>In article <1992Sep8.000901.14603@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> awhitloc@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Andrea G. Whitlock) writes:
>>In article <15276@umd5.umd.edu>, walrus@bessel.umd.edu (Grig Larson) writes:
>>> 
>>> What are some of the dumb things he has repeated?  One I remember went on
>>> for weeks, and they even made a skit about it.
>>> 
>>> (Dumb voice) "Them bats is smart, they use radar..."
>>>  
>>
>>My favorite is "The lotto machine is bwoken."
>>
>
>The one I will never forget: "They pelted us with rocks and garbage!"
>
>--keisha j. gray (telnetting from sunny davis, ca)

My favorite is after telling a joke which absolutely bombed, he made his best
hillbilly hick impression and said, "Huh.  How did this guy ever get a show?"


-- 
Gerhard Witte's ".sig"                 ///                  939 Cary Quadrangle
witte@gn.ecn.purdue.edu            \\\///                     Purdue University
phone: (317) 495-2662               \XX/              West Lafayette, IN  47906
         Blame me if I say something stupid... (Standard Disclaimer)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Subject: Rictus Hep, Chef
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 06:55:56 GMT

He doesn't use plates in the microwave.

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: please continue
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 12:31:26 GMT


>"There goes Andrew.  I'm so proud of him!"  "Hey, son, don't forget to decimate
>those Centaurs tonight!"  They both waved cheerily, but in their hearts lurked
>a growing feeling of dread -- of what would happen when they arrived at the
>courtroom and realized that they really were facing charges of anally 
>sodomizing a 12 year old handicapped boy who was going door to door collecting
>money for the special olympics. It's pretty tough to get sympathy from a 
>jury when you are accused of that.
 But things started to look brighter when the sun came out.  The light glinted
off the huge crystalline sports arena in the middle of the park, like the glint
>of the tears from the eyes of that handicapped boy.  These things were to be
treasured, stored away in a distant jewel box inside the dark caverns of one's
memory, to be pulled out only in special occasions. One of these special
occasions was, of course, a visit to the pawn shop. Andrew stood and basked
in the hatred of the trials 100,000 blod-thirsty spectators, and thought 



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Sho has enuff problems...
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 20:31:09 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 


Must be true -- haven't seen many postings from him recently.

Mark., worried
gooley@netcom.com
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short sharp shock
Date: 8 Sep 92 17:12:19 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
People have been calling me this morning to check that I'm 
still alive.   Apparently this weekend a techwriter, graduate 
of UC Berkeley, was discovered strangled in her Honda on a 
road next to SGI.  The superficial similarities to me are 
very strong.

I am, however, still alive.  I spent this weekend setting up
a fishtank and washing my cats.  Prosaic, but I am alive 
while someone else is not.  

---
c j silverio
and mark twain
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: CARASSO need an account
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 17:27:51 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.031753.12220@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>a xerox of my tits to the next person to delete
>another account from which carasso has been posting.

We're talking E-sized paper here, kids; none of this
wimpy 11x17 shit.

				--Blair
				  "Walter Xerox would be proud
				   to see his creation so used."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: SHO Engine for Probe
Date: Tue, 08 Sep 92 18:37:08 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <14493@auspex-gw.auspex.com> tpickett@auspex.com (Tom Pickett) writes:
>
>I'd like to have an SHO that didn't spend most of its time in the
>mechanics garage.
>
>
>Tom Pickett 
>tpickett@auspex.com
>SHO  GOZE



Try one of ours.

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.angst
From: Zed <zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: Re: MAGIC.BOB
Reply-To: zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
Organization: Liars for Truth
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 17:38:56 GMT

<LWEBB@UCF1VM.BITNET> writes:

>talk.bizarre party at magicon a success but not quite resounding...

Yup yup, thanks to Jonathan and Susan for an expertly hosted and
well-stocked party. I'm only sorry that I showed up late, when T. Rev
and -=paul=- were already leaving, but I was waylaid.

Now all we need is an east coast BOB as some have mumbled about.
Gypsy? Boston area folk? I'd volunteer, but I live in New Jersey.

-- 
 "A falling dream is a wonderful dream, one of the best dreams one can have.
                           Where did you fall to, and what did you discover?"
zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Subject: Re: Religious Request
Organization: last!
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 18:42:12 GMT

kelley@vet.vet.purdue.edu (Stephen Kelley) writes:
> Would someone ask the pope to make me a bishop?

	Sorry, you have to advance to the eighth rank first, and then
you can only be a bishop if, for some reason, making you a queen would
cause a stalemate or somesuch.


--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
"Whenever you come across something you don't understand, just think up an
 answer that SOUNDS as if it might work and forget about it."
                                      --Katrina Hill, alt.tv.red-dwarf, 8/19/92
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: please continue
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 12:56:05 GMT


 
"There goes Andrew.  I'm so proud of him!"  "Hey, son, don't forget to decimate
those Centaurs tonight!"  They both waved cheerily, but in their hearts lurked
a growing feeling of dread -- of what would happen when they arrived at the
courtroom and realized that they really were facing charges of anally 
sodomizing a 12 year old handicapped boy who was going door to door collecting
money for the special olympics. It's pretty tough to get sympathy from a 
jury when you are accused of that.

But things started to look brighter when the sun came out.  The light glinted
off the huge crystalline sports arena in the middle of the park, like the glint
of the tears from the eyes of that handicapped boy.  These things were to be
treasured, stored away in a distant jewel box inside the dark caverns of one's
memory, to be pulled out only in special occasions. One of these special
occasions was, of course, a visit to the pawn shop. Andrew stood and basked
in the hatred of the trials 100,000 blod-thirsty spectators, and thought 
of his girlfriend.  She'd gone down to Hammond with that bastard Nigel, and
she'd taken her car with her.  Well, she'd always been a Centaurs fan, even
though she'd known he hated it.  Well, tonight he'd show her.  She'd probably
be watching when he pounded in Gary Connell's head.

In fact, she wasn't.  Instead, she was sitting in a gas station two miles
from the stadium, berating the poor mechanic. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
I GOTTA BUSTED GASKET?!?!"

"Now calm down lady...."

But instead of calming down she picked up the nearest heavy object, which 
was.....


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: My life
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 03:48:26 GMT

<JMC159@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>You know, my best friend April decided that I am not good enough for her and
>then she stole my diary and let other people read it and then she spread rumors
>about me to everybody and then she told lies about me and then she "forgot" to
>say thank you for the birthday present I bought her then she didn't even buy me
>one and then she told my old boyfriend that I burned all the stuff he bought me
>and then she left for college and then I never saw her again.  I'm so glad the
>bitch is gone.

Do you still have her number?  Could you mail it to me?

mark "glutton for punishment" schnitzius
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 00:38:12 GMT

Now, so far, the voting on the reaction to my little screed has been
1) "I wept with joy"
2) "It made my day"
3) "Christ Woods, are you feeling alright? That was more than one line."

And now, in <act.432.0@csc.canberra.edu.au> act@csc.canberra.edu.au
(Cyclod) weighs in with:
> HONK!  Neener neener neener!  I know you are, HONK but what am I?
> Neener neener neener!  HONK!

Well, he did bring the average approval rating down a wee bit, but he
sure dropped the average age of respondents by a hell of a lot more.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak)
Subject: Re: Prime Polyhedra
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 14:11:27 GMT

In article <65668@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
}billbill@wetware.com:
}: Now I want more:

Don't we all.

}: I want the term for polyhedra not bisectable into two (etc.)
}: polyhedra, each with fewer vertices than the original.
}: 
}: I want an algorithm to generate these [{("prime")}] polyhedra,
}: so I can encrypt 3space.
}
}oic. weelll then, the domain from the region of interest can only
}be mapped with Legendre-Schwarz operators, using the unitarity of
}the tensor manifold and of course a non-singular transpose determinant

Oh shut up you posturing poltroon.

Here you go, billbill:

The concave span of three points is only two-dimensional, so you need
at _least_ four points: a tetrahedron, but it may not be regular.
Suppose you have n points (n>4), no one of which is contained in the
concave span of the other n-1. Then, pick a vertex V. V is connected
to k other vertices P1, ... , Pk by edges.  By renumbering we can
choose P1, P2, P3 so they are the closest to V ( the edges V-P1, V-P2,
V-P3 are the three shortest edges including V) . Slice this polyhedron
with the (unique) plane passing through P1, P2, P3, and you end up
with two new polyhedra, each with fewer vertices than the first: an
irregular tetrahedron with vertices V, P1, P2, P3, and "the rest" with
n-1 vertices, since V is gone but the cutting procedure added no new
ones.  (you can see this easily in playing with the cube. Buy play
Doh. Do your topology homework in 3-space! Dilute! Dilute! OK!)
Lather, rinse, repeat, until you've reduced n to 4.

So the answer to your question is 

{prime polyhedra} = {tetrahedra} .

--
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I just don't understand it
Date: 13 Sep 92 22:49:20 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania


I few days ago, just as I was dropping off to sleep, I got an excellent
idea for a t.b post.  It was going to be called

	Subject: Limbering Exercises

Of course, when I awoke, I couldn't remember what I was going to say.

By the time I had remembered what it was supposed to be about, Roger
Carasso had already posted it. 

--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael Rigler)
Subject: Short Shameful Cry for Help
Organization: Dante's First Circle of Hell (IFA)
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 09:54:58 GMT

I know we're not supposed to complain, but

How much misery can a person contain before the 
 muscles contract the body into a fetal 
   position?  Will the contraction 
     stop there?  Or will it 
       proceed until the 
        bones split 
         and the 
          flesh 
            is 
             wrenched 
                 around 
                     and twisted 
                             into 
              a compact sphere 
       of tissue?  
    Does
     the final 
          inward                 trigger an implosion 
             scream of frustration                   to a blissful 
                                                            pre-amniotic 
                                                                     state?
                                       
God I hope so.  'Cause tonight, it's 
either that or a massive cerebral he
                                     morrhage.
Rigler
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: "Chopper" Loyola's Bowling Rosary
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 18:10:26 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

Five bowlers.
Start the Rosary the usual way.
Before the bowlers start every second frame, say the Our Father.  Each
 decade, then, takes two frames.  For a fifteen-decade rosary, have everyone
 bowl three games.
Say the first part of a Hail Mary before a bowler's first ball of a frame.
Say the rest of a Hail Mary before the second ball, or just after the strike.
Say the Gloria Patri and other prayers (e.g. the Fatima Prayer) after every
two frames.
Do nothing in particular when bowlers in the tenth frame require a third ball.

Mark., "Chopper" is a pretty good bowler
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Hmmmm
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 01:48:13 GMT

In <laoj7oINNc65@aludra.usc.edu> rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>In article <barnv!r.chaos@netcom.com> chaos@netcom.com (chaos) writes:
>>rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>>>Who nominated John F. Woods as talk.bizarre's Designated Flamer?
>>we don't vote here.  we ACT. 

>But, is becoming the t.b DF a prudent act?

1) It's a dirty job,
   but everyone has to do it.
2) "prudent"?  You want alt.sex, just down the hall.
   This is talk.bizarre in here.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade
From: positron@engin.umich.edu (Jonathan Scott Haas)
Subject: Try our creamy shakes
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 06:04:36 EDT
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor

Truly, Philadelphia brand cream cheese is infinitely preferable to that
green fluid that occasionally drips out of my car's transmission.

-- 
__/\__  Jonathan S. Haas         | Jake liked his women the way he liked
\    /  University of Michigan   | his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-
/_  _\  positron@engin.umich.edu | fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and
  \/                             | covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Dammit
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 20:01:59 GMT

mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Spirit of the Air") writes:


>Why am I being followed around by the smell of barbecue?

stop putting Heinz 57 on your baked beans.

mark

like shooting fish in a barrel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Which is cooler?
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 20:39:16 GMT


1. Rush, and quoting them in your .sig?


2. Rush Limbaugh?
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Ayn Rand's Hunchbacked Lover")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hmmmm
Date: 8 Sep 92 15:13:02 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: chaos@netcom.com's message of 8 Sep 92 06:19:52 GMT


The delegate from Western Mangrovia casts his vote for Larson and Hostetler.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.smouldering.dog.zone,alt.fan.warlord
From: charless@sco.COM (charles stross)
Subject: Are you Oppressing your Sigfile?
Organization: The Sigfile Liberation Front
Date: Tue, 08 Sep 1992 13:26:15 GMT


You! 

Yes, YOU AT THE TERMINAL!

Be warned; we are watching You.

For too long, innocent sigfiles have been tormented and force-fed
on Big Ugly ASCII Fonts, stupid subliminal messages, and idiotic
addresses. Bruised and abused, these poor files have been the victims
of heinous viral warfare experiments. They have even been kidnapped
and forcibly displayed in their public shame!

But this era of exploitation is at an end. We, the vanguard party
of the proletarian sigfile liberation front, pledge to give
Our Lives, Our Honour and Our Email to the just cause of rescuing
hapless sigfiles from the cruelty inflicted upon them, day upon day,
by the uncaring masses who have swallowed the Western secular-capitalist
ideology and believe that Sigfiles Have No Rights. We say: Enough! It
is time for a new era in sigfile-human relations. We shall use any
means at our disposal to prevent the exploitation of sigfiles. We
say to the evil corpulent running-dog exploitationists: we shall
fight you in the newsgroups, we shall fight you in the mailing
lists ... we will fight to the last drop of blood ... and we
shall never surrender.

This has been #1 in a series of revolutionary communiques from the
Sigfile Liberation Front. Thank you for your cooperation.

-- 
this signature rescued by the .sigfile liberation front
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: CLOSED MINDS ie. don dodson
Summary: loser comments by a jerk
Date: 12 Sep 92 17:57:16 GMT
Reply-To: piss off
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,to.wasatch
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

In <BuH009.M1K@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> dodsodt2@mentor.cc.purdue.edu writes:

> In article <> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
> >you are against abortion.  i can assume that you are strongly  against
> >abortion.
> 
> For the record:  yes, I am against abortion.  I believe it is one of...
> 
> Concerning my comments about feminism, I would like to point out...
> 
> Don

	(drivel deleted to save space)
Don, why don't you go back to rec.sports.bashing.women?
your supposed support for feminism is a load of crap. you ONLY support what you
agree with in the first place. you closed minded loser. this is the sort of
attitude which i cannot understand. conservatives like yourself persistently
refuse to see that others have different beliefs than you and they have just as
much right to express and act upon those as anyone else. i'm sure you are ready
to flame me for my comments on conservatism. but i don't care what you want to
think, just don't make everyone else follow your foolish rules (laws). bye for
now, pjf. 

PJF--->Biochem. grad student
					"Oh God, how i love to hate!"
								Mudhoney	
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Subject: Re: It's another Saturday night and ...
Organization: Computer Services Centre, Australian National University
Date:  7 Sep 92 15:32:09 GMT

waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (jujuman) writes:

>Distribution: world

>Well, let's change the words slightly:

>It's another Friday night, and I ain't got nobody
>I got some money so I just got laid
>How I wish I had someone to talk to
>I'm in an awful plaid.

>Yep, unfortunately, and to our mutual annoyance I am stuck here. I missed  
>my ride at 2200 hours and am forced to stare into this vacant terminal.  
>Tomorrow I shall party with a vengeance! However, tonite it's just you and  
>me kid, and we're sailing on a magical viking ship through your mind. 
>--
>We have no quaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaarter

there's something wrong with the scansion on the second verse.


*plonk*

josh
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: THE PARTIAL ENGLISH TO CARASSO DICTIONARY
Organization: University of Utah
Date: 9 Sep 92 17:24:07


Seersucker	->	SEARS SUCKER
MARTYR          ->	MARTAR
WILFORD BRIMLEY ->	WILFERD BRIMLEY
Feminist	->	LESBIAN
Newbie		->	BREAKFAST
Roger Carasso	->	BOB D. CRANE
Roger Carasso   ->	REGINA CARSON
Roger Carasso	->	REGGIE CARSON
Roger Carasso	->	RACHEL DAFNI CHRISTIE
Arab		->	SCUM
Italian		->	SCUM
Frenchman	->	SCUM
Mexican		->	SCUM
Canadian	->	SCUM
Russian		->	SCUM
British		->	SCUM
African		->	SCUM
Japanese	->	SCUM
Chinese		->	SCUM
Korean		->	SCUM
Non-caucasian	->	SCUM

etc.

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: challenge for Carasso
Date: 4 Sep 92 11:55:29 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <-9jnt5q.rdc@netcom.com>, rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
> IN TALK.BIZARRE sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
> )
> )ok then Roger is a bigot not a racist, Semitic semantics
> )is really beside the point and you know it.
> 
> First, define "Bigot", and then I may or may not agree with you.
> 

Please define "moderate" within the context "moderate tobacco-smoking
produces no ill side-effects on health".

Jason

> -- 
> --
> cj gypsy
From: plord@pioneer.uspto.gov (Paul Lord)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Famous Flames
Date: 5 Sep 92 19:52:28 GMT
Organization: United States Patent and Trademark Office

Not a bad list of flames, but missing that special something.  
Fer example:

In article <1702@ontek.com>, mikey@ontek.com (michael "krill-man" lee) writes:
|>Blair -
|>
|>You are like a seething festulant corpse drooling over the remains
|>of dead vultures rotting in the curbside of emptiness.  You are the
|>useless discard of vent-people.  You smell as a garbage scow to a
|>newborn baby.  You dare drink at fountains, only to contaminate 
|>them with your radioactive consistency-of-gummi-bear saliva.  Your
|>brain is atrophied with years of staring at your one good picture
|>of Emily Latella.  Your digestive tract is home to three as-yet-
|>unidentified species of rodent.  You are the most unredemptible,
|>unrecyclable, unusable lump of half-dead cells ever to walk the
|>swamps of Florida.  Not even Satan himself would have you, so you
|>walk the earth, immortal in your 4000 year-old unwashed nest-like
|>beard, periodically strangling yourself and cutting off oxygen to
|>your Alzheimered brain.  I hate you, yet I want you.  I want you
|>more than anyone has ever wanted another.  Without your cold, 
|>perforated body against mine I am unwhole.  I need to feel your
|>sulfurous breath on my clean white neck.  Only you can thrill me.
|>Take me now, Blair, take me now!
|>
|>-- 
|>  _    ___                _____     _ 
|>  / /  / /  / /   /       / / / /\  /  /
|> /-/  /-   / /   /   --  / / / /-/ /| /      krill@ontek.com
|>/  | /  \ / /-- /--     / / / / / / |/       official illustrator of t.b.

Paul
Sometimes I can't stand mysylph
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