HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: Anita Hill
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 05:11:51 GMT


In a previous article, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>OH PLEASE. This is talk.bizarre.
>Alt.politics.fascism is down the hall to your left.
>cmon, man, post somthing original, bizarre, witty, etc. or FUCK OFF.

 rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU -- (@=b)
************************************
 Fi, u dweeb, 4 driving a cop car!
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: dental dams
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 06:18:21 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <d6cn6t-.richh@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>In article <1992Aug27.153723.9523@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>>
>>would a man really volunteer to use one of these?
>
>On *you*, doll?
>
>In a heartbeat.
>
>RICHH

Personally, I'd throw up a sheetrock wall, with some of that fake brick
trim.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Wow, is this great! (Was Re: Wow, this is great)
Date: 26 Aug 1992 11:21:50 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

In article <1992Aug26.152157.12279@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>Your pathetic followups are what encourages the newbies in their
>idea that crap is ok on t.b.

You mean like this one?

5150
ok ok i know bad joke
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lorenmo@microsoft.com (Loren Moore)
Subject: Re: anybody see Ren & Stimpy last night?
Date: 31 Aug 92 19:38:28 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

In article <schnitzi.715265081@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu wrote:
> lorenmo@microsoft.com (Loren Moore) writes:
> 
> >this is my first post to tb. I hop I don't misspell anything. Anyways...
> >did anyone catch R&S last night? The second episode was rather bizzare.
> >They were 'rubber nipple' salesman. I especially like the part where
> >they go to Mr. Horse's house. I couldn't believe I was watching a children's
> >tv show. Pretty deranged. I could only look on it as a kind of 'safe sex'
> >message. Who knows.
> 
> Don't you just love the start of the fall semester?
> 
> Post again when you're a senior.
> 
> 
> m*rk

Uh, I don't get it. I'm not gonna be a senior for another 33 years. I'll
be too old to type on a keyboard. Damn. Damn. Damn.

uh, am I missing something?

daemien
/* ficking squuck off */
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.job.gooley
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: Re: Re: GOOLEY
Followup-To: alt.job.gooley,talk.bizarre
Summary: blah blah blah
Keywords: pus and shit and cats
Reply-To: mr. wonderful
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 20:00:40 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

In <1992Aug27.202305.25905@dsd.es.com> rjones@dsd.es.com writes:

> In article <1992Aug27.155617.18072@fcom.cc.utah.edu>, PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful) writes:
> >
> >
> >	happy to hear that you ot a job and that it's not in californication.
> >	if you ever make the 8 hour trip to hell (salt lake, utah) write me 
> >	and i will be forced to feed you quantities of controlled substances.
> >	have a lovely time and all that fun fun stuff.
> 
> It's not worth it.
> 
> rjones
> (Who has been there for 20 years now.)
	SUCH ANGST. SUCH BITTERNESS. I LAUGHED, I CRIED, IT TORE MY HEART OUT.


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	PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.		
	  	            WORK  :==  FUTURE
	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."
                         "feel free to feel me."
	 stream of consciousness writing is just like abstract art
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Cr*m*r gets it wrong again
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 16:05:24 GMT

I hope nobody missed this little gem from talk.politics.misc...

In <1992Aug29.142709.24284@spdcc.com> rdonahue@spdcc.com (Bob Donahue) writes:

>	We appreciate any help the rest of you can give us in keeping
>USENET running smoothly.  If Cr*m*r has posted to any *.motss group
>and you wish to follow-up, please remove *.motss from the Newsgroups:
>line when you post.   Thanks.

>	(What is annoying is that this would never happen to a group like
>misc.jobs.offered...)

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: yurtmania
Organization: h
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 17:03:16 GMT

In article <1992Aug28.065249.6720@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
>um,
>i know this is kinda late, but the mongol red horde
>knocked on my door asking directions.
>
>what should i tell them?
>
>BoB
>tech
>got a good deal on a yurt though

I have a friend who wants a menstrual yurt.  I'm not kidding.
She wants a place she can go when she's on the rag because she
believes that the special time of the month is a time best
spent secluded and meditating.  She wants a menstrual yurt on
wheels because she has no lawn to put it on; she wants to be
able to park it in a convenient place.

So direct the mongol red horde through ann arbor, mi, if you
meet them again.

AjD
i would also like them to stomp the football and basketball
stadiums to the ground so that we don't have to leave town
every weekend there is a game.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Vowels
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 17:38:01 GMT



         A    rm       Y              A  nts


          rav  E   nous       v E  ctor


                       I  nsect


         micr  O       c        O sm


         U   niforml   Y             U  niform
--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap
Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 20:06:31 GMT

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:

>when stupid people are fair to me,
>i'll be fair to stupid people.

That sounds fair.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: inevitable, really: 2
Date: 2 Sep 92 22:25:09 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
Shit.  *Seconds* after I posted that, I came across this
article in rec.skate:

<ISSJXS@BYUVM.BITNET> wrote:
|A few months back someone posted a message about using
|a sail in combination with inline skates to get some good speed.
|While watching the news I saw six skaters using a sheet as a
|                                    sail down in Florida before
|           ________      S= skater  Hurricane Andrew struck.
|          S        S     _= sail    They had a skater on each end
|         S          S               of the sheet holding it by
|        S            S              top and bottom corners and
|                                    both of them had two other
|                                    skaters holding on to their
|backs.  It looked like alot of fun, and I was wondering if anyone
|else has tried sail-skating.

I did NOT plan this.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27826 alt.cascade:1694
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 28 Aug 92 17:35:44 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Aug26.175508.6841@ichips.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>In article <5983@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>)>>>>>>>Currants.
>)>>>>>>Currency.
>)>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
>)>>>>Coxswain.
>)>>>Cousin, Cousine.
>)>>Circadian Rythym
>)>Camelopardis.
>)Cadaverine.
>Cahiers du Cinema.
Cunnilingus



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From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: I Like Chinese
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 00:50:09 GMT

(Tom Boutell) writes:

>I went out to Dragon China for lunch today and I got a fortune cookie.
>And before reading it, I made myself eat it, thereby dooming myself,
>underworld - wise, to its consequences. Complete with the implicit
>that's usually implicit. And then I took a deep breath and read it.
>
>"Advice is most seldom taken when most needed."

Talking out your arse again Eye see.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Subject: Re: Short Feline Confession
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 17:16:25 GMT


In article <Btn8xx.Jzu@phage.cshl.org>, boutell@cshl.org writes:
|Whenever annie@canetoad posts
|I think somebody has given net access
|To my ex - girlfriend's cat

Hello.  Do you read "Ernie"?  Is Ernie going
out with your ex?  If so, please let us know.
I need to put on my safety gear so I can film
the wonderful sight of annie@canetoad doing the
chipper-shredder thing to you.

If not, shut up already.  I want VIOLENCE this 
morning.

---
c j silverio
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Date: 31 Aug 92 16:38:49 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

IN TALK.BIZARRE gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
)
)because i got a pointy hat, son, and that's status.

YOU HAVE A POINTY NOSE, AND THAT'S BUTT UGLY.

)t.b used to be my cup of tea.  now carasso has
)turned it into a haven for horny freshmen. 

I AM CARASSO.  GOD OF HORNY FRESHMEN.

)i've been posting here, what, five years now?  before
)anyone ever heard of carasso, anyway.  and YOU are 
)telling ME to get out?  fuck you.  

BRAVO! GOOD ARGUEMENT!  C'EST LOGIC FANTASTICISMO.
DUMB BITCH.

LENGTH IS MEANINGLESS.  IT'S HOW YOU USE IT.

YEAH YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH.  THE WORLD'S LIKE THIS: WOMEN ARE JUDGED
BY THEIR LOOKS.  END OF STORY.  YOU ARE OLD, UGLY, RUST COLORED, AND
FAT.  WE USED TO BURN YOUR TYPES AT THE STAKE OR LOCK THEM UP IN THE
DUNGEON.

FUCK OFF AND DIE.


HUGS,

GORBY.

P.S. IF IT WILL GET ALL YOU OLD FARTS OUT OF TALK.BIZARRE, I'LL CREATE
     ALT.TALK.BIZARRE.OLDBIES.

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hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Re: Am I the only one that...
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 01:07:08 GMT

You people are just envious. You know that you will never be as bizarre
as Ed Franklin or hyppolyte.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: WARNING: Your membership is about to expire.
Date: 3 Sep 92 16:04:34 GMT
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

Well friends we're closing in on the end of the fiscal year and it's
time to bring up that delicate subject of dues. Talk Bizarre Membership
fees are due and payable as of 30 Sept. New members need to enroll so that 
we can get you the security key so you will be able to decrypt talk bizarre
after the back to school free trial period is over.

Send those $20 bills to:

      Talk Bizarre 
      Ministry of Finance
      Office of the Exchequer
      3 Cielo Vista Terrace
      Monterey CA  93940    USA
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Hello, steve franklin, goodbye
Organization: here there be fynches
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 07:20:49 GMT

In article <BtpF9J.E6s@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>In <p2f6j44@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
>
>>Sho was telling me what a horrible place Purdue is, and how it's
>>full of bloodthirsty neanderthals who held rallies PRO bombing
>>Iraqi children during the Gulf War.
>
>   Bloodthirsty neanderthals huh? So, I suppose you would have been sitting
>on the lawn with your poppies and Neil Young songs in the 40's when
>Hitler was racing across the land with mixed messages of violence and
>peace?! Hindsight is of course 20/20 in our species, and now you can say
>that Hitler was an evil fellow, but I wonder how you would have referred
>to the boys abroad back then? "bloodthirsty neanderthals" perhaps? Wouldn't
>surprise me in the least.

You simply provide no variety in my day, so into the killfile you go.
/: *franklin@ug*/h:j

You don't really offend me, dearie.  I mean, i grew up in a crowd of
people exactly like you.  Many of them are still exactly like you.

And i had hoped that they would grow up.

AjD
i had promised i would stop making posts like this,
but moral indignation trumps vows.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: My neighbor needs help
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 16:04:18 GMT

bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt) writes:
>            The way I see it, listening to my downstairs neighbor
>making wild boar noises when I'm trying to sleep, is actually easier
>for me to deal with than having to put up with her whinging for 10
>whole fucking minutes every damn night of the week into my answering
>machine.  I can only take so much of her before I have to drop a
>bridge on her or something.

% cat > cronfile
0
*
*
9
*
cu <insert your phone number here>
^D
% crontab cronfile

Have unix wake your neighbor with the sound of a modem every hour on the
hour!!!!!!  If they don't like the microwave, they'll really hate this.
Oh, be sure to turn the answering machine up real loud.

After about a month, the bags under their eyes will reach their upper
lips and they will move out.

Glad to be of service.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: HOOTERS (not hooters)
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 22:31:06 GMT

jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>In <annie.02te@canetoad.UUCP> annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie) writes:
>>Annie:	Grendel, what is the *one* most oft-repeated *silly* word you
>>	see on t.b almost *every* day? Thirty seconds or forfeit.
>
>Well, since at least two newbies have crapped on this article, I'll just
>point out that it has won the Funhouse Article of the Week award, awarded
>every time I damn well please.  It was a real hoot.

I now count three!

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: uk.misc,talk.bizarre
From: ian@eonsw.demon.co.uk (Ian Leonard)
Subject: Re: McDonalds !!!
Organization: EON Software, Oxford, UK
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 12:38:38 GMT

In article <18019@acorn.co.uk> agodwin@acorn.co.uk (Adrian Godwin) writes:
>In article <7263@skye.ed.ac.uk!!  ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>!! 
>!! In article <1992Aug24.103104.9677@cs.hw.ac.uk!!  andrewd@cs.hw.ac.uk
>!! (Andrew Dowding) writes:
>!! 
>!! #  I was down in Cambridge over the weekend [...] McDonalds [has] opened up
>!! #  in Rose Crescent.  [...] loads of kids standing around munching Big
>!! #  Macs.  How could [this] happen] ?
>!! 
>!! Looks as though these kids haven't discovered the outsize burgers and
>!! curly fries on the All Day Snack Menu at Forte Posthouses. 
>!! 
>!! -- Ken "ignorance is deprivation" Johnson
>
>Is there a Real Burger stall in Cambridge ? I've never found one to compare
>with Bretts, the shack near Oxford railway station .. but I'm happy to keep
>looking.
>
>Is Bretts still there ? I haven't been there since I moved in 1985 ...
>
>-adrian
>
>-- 
>Adrian Godwin : agodwin@acorn.co.uk : adrian@fangorn.demon.co.uk : g7hwn@gb7khw
>ObDisclaimer  : I believe this rubbish .. don't imagine that anyone else does.

Ahh! Bretts Burgers. Easily the best in the world. So many great fillings.
Many a good nights drinking was finished in that little shed. Of course
now they have done the station up, it's the biggest health hazzard in
the area (as opposed to the second). There was a place near the bus station
that did wonderful mushroom(raw) and source-cream fillings but the chips
weren't up to it. I wonder why people go near McDonalds when good food
is available. 

Have you seen the TV add where some bloke takes his kids through a 
McNasties drive-thru. Did I see him hand over twenty-quid?!!

Of course these days I only eat healty food:-) But if I did fancy some
dead cow I would head for Bretts. It was still there last time I drove
past.


-- 
Ian

Ian Leonard                        ian@eonsw.demon.co.uk
EON Software                       +44 (0)865 741452

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: CARASSO ON GYPSY
Date: Tue, 01 Sep 92 16:57:05 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

<DIAL: 1-703-555-1212>  Can I have the number for Mardith Tanner?  No, I
don't know the city...sure.  true Alexandria.  No, huh.  Can you try
the other cities?  Thanks.  Oh great.  1-703-750-9069.  Thanks.
<DIAL: 1-703-750-9069>  "Hello, we're not home...". <BEEP>.
BURP. BURP. <CLICK>


.





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From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: please continue
Date: 2 Sep 92 09:25:48
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu


"Look, pusbowl, if you ask me one more time where the Eiffel Tower is, I'll
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (The Sheik)
Subject: Re: New Contest time
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 01:34:07 GMT


In article <1992Aug28.085027.18904@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com  
(hippolyte) writes:
> >In article <1992Aug27.120430.4280@wetware.com>, drieux@wetware.com  
(drieux, just drieux) writes:
> ># 
> ># Who Really DOES have the best Sleeping Abilities in T.B,
> ># and what would it take to wake them up.
> 
> i can't sleep for shit, which is why i'm
> poisting at 4:50 in the morning, but i DID
> stay awake for just over 80 hours once.  i
> don't know how much over, because at 80 
> hours i decided to just lie down with my
> eyes closed until i remembered how to sleep.

A friend of mine, who would not tell a lie, said she stayed up 5 days in a  
row for a design project. That's 120 hours. I told her she should have  
stayed up another day because the Guinness World Record is like 5 and a  
half days I think.
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Mistress CJ opens School...
Date: 27 Aug 92 12:08:11 GMT
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper

cj@sgi.com writes:
] 
] Sex?  Demeaning?  
] 
] I think it's healthy to give men some of their 
] objectification right back in their faces.  It's
] instructive for the poor little dears.
] ---
] c j silverio

I am so pleased to see that her Commitment
to the Education President has wained
in these hard Times.....

ciao
drieux



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To Keep Good Girls From Going Badm
Put them back in the Refrigerator.
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Subject: Re: THE COMPLETE ANTI-FEMINISTS DICTIONARY
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 1 Sep 92 14:50:47 CDT

In article <14gn0c+.rdc@netcom.com>, rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
|> 
|> bellma       (bellboy)
|> busman	(busboy)
|> cowman       (cowboy)
|> flammanant	(flamboyant)
|> immanal  	(impersonal)
|> immanate 	(impersonate)
|> mana    	(persona)
|> manal	(personal)
|> mancott	(boycott)
|> manfriend	(boyfriend)
|> manify	(personify)
|> mannel	(personel)
|> playman	(playboy)
|> schoolman	(schoolboy)
manar         (boyar)
Man Scout     (Boy Scout)
mansenberry   (boysenberry)

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27988 alt.prose:1198 alt.sex:27942 alt.sex.bondage:16579 alt.sex.stories:1665 alt.butt.harp:218
From: kestrel@westmark.Stanford.EDU (Alaric Morgan Kestrel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.sex.stories,alt.butt.harp
Subject: Re: RICHH:  TELL ME SOMETHING TO MAKE ME HATE YOU
Date: 30 Aug 92 04:06:51 GMT
Organization: DSO, Stanford University

jon@Turing.ORG (Jon Gefaell (KD4CQY)) writes:
: In article <grendel.02qg@canetoad.UUCP> grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance) writes:
: >In article <!2-n==.richh@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
: >
: >Rich, I like you man. No really! I do. 
: >
: >Yes, I know what you're thinking, I've never met you but I can tell 
: >from this article I would like you. 

Gee, nice to know others feel the same way about RICHH--hell, 
every time he posts, they drag out the oxygen tent at work
to revive me.  I've had artificially enhanced ribs inserted 
so that I can survive the fits of laughter he induces.  :-)

: >I like you so much I'm to give you one of my special wishes I only give
: >people I love.
: >Here it is Rich:

(Hmm, looks like he doesn't love RICHH the same way the rest
of us do, poor fellow.).

I take that back.  You definitely *don't* feel the same way about
RICHH.  What's your beef?  I like RICHH; I like his style, his
cynical sense of humor, the wit and wisdom hidden behind the
sardonic facade of his posts, or some such BS like that.  ;-)

: >That's what I wish for you Rich. No, no don't thank me! When I feel
: >love like this it would be a sin for me to keep it to myself.
: >
: >Love, best wishes and here's hoping something heavy falls on your
: >genitals soon. xxxooo

Yow!!  Didn't know you were into CBT, RICHH.  Sounds like you've
got an envious puppy dog out there somewhere. 

: 
: Also note that there are men who like to recieve anal sex. 

I'll have to agree on that score.  :-)

: Also, though I find the Penal system vile and comtempous, there are over-
: crowded and big prisons not only in the south, but throughout America
: and the world.

Gee, I happen to *LOVE* the Penile system; if you don't
like it, well, all the more for the rest of us.

: Now don't just respond, give it a little thought...

Well, I have to admit my newsreader won't let me do
that; it has the special _tlockd_ running; sort of like
flockd, but this locks thoughts, not files.  Anywho, 
my tlockd locks out my thoughts when I respond, so 
here's the response, minus any thoughts...

RICHH, I gotta admit you have got a pretty whacked-out
style.  I love it--I *REALLY* love it, because nothing
else has yet gotten me to spew milk through my left nostril
onto my NeXT keyboard, and anything that can get me laughing
that hard has _got_ to have *some* socially redeeming value.

Keep up the good work!
<smiles>
Kestrel
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Alaric Morgan Kestrel          |          kestrel@westmark.Stanford.EDU    
"For every problem, there exists a simple and elegant solution which is 
absolutely wrong." -- J. Wagoner, U.C.B. Mathematics
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