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From: sbrackstone@admin1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Advice For the Newly Married
Date: 23 Jul 92 13:47:33 -0600
Distribution: usa
Organization: Memphis State University

In article <1992Jul16.224529.25009@phx.mcd.mot.com>, paul@phx.mcd.mot.com (Paul Bell) writes:
>>>>	I'm going to be the MC at my cousin's wedding, where
>>>>I'd like to share some humorous advice with the newly married
>>>>couple.  Got any suggestions?
>>>>Hemi
>>>> 	You don't know what true happiness is until you're married.  But
>>>> then it's too late.
>>>>	"An unmarried man is incomplete; a married man is finished..."
>>>>Frank 
>>
>>Seen on a screen today, courtesy of Unix fortune:
>>   Marriage: It's not a word, it's a sentence.
> 
> 
> From an old Mad magazine:
>     A wedding ring is like a tourniquet  -  it cuts off your circulation.
> 
> 

Here's to marriage - a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the 
lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
From: yaron@anchor.as.utexas.edu (Mr. Sheffer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: chicken/egg debate
Date: 30 Jul 92 01:44:38 GMT
Organization: McDonald Observatory, University of Texas @ Austin

In article <1992Jul27.034602.3437@cs.uow.edu.au> u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au (Richard Barry Ling) writes:
>Eggs were invented over 1 billion years ago by marine invertebrates.
                         ^^^^^^^^^
(Seriously, before the Cambrian explosion?)

>Birds (ala chicken) weren't invented until around 60 million years ago.

OK, so which came first? The egg, or the marine invertebrate?
(Of course I know the correct answer, do you?)

Ronny
From: pwf2@hpmwtd.sr.hp.com (Joe Ballantyne)
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 23:11:39 GMT
Subject: this is a test, really
Organization: HP Santa Rosa Site (NMD MTA MWTD)
Newsgroups: rec.humor

could someone please post the green golfball joke. thanx


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: zack@thunder (Zack)
Subject: Re: thread
Organization: Global Logistics Venture
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 22:32:42 GMT

In article <1992Jul21.214645.28770@cc.umontreal.ca> cholette@JSP.UMontreal.CA  
(Cholette Martin) writes:
> >> >>>You really should get out more.
> >> >>I could use a Whore!                        ha ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho  
ho
> >> >This is really a bore........
> >> you are making me sore
> >This thread is really getting poor.
> If this continues, I'll hit my head on the floor.
Well if you're sick of it, don't post anymore!
From: speers@opus.mcds.com (Daniel E. Speers)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bank Names
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 21:39:25 EDT
Organization: Dan's Domain, Randolph, New Jersey

hallan@cix.compulink.co.uk (Hugh Allan) writes:

> Well for me certainly the best ever band name cropped up on the Comic
> Strip Live album:
> 
> Severed Head and the Neck Fuckers
> 

  Barbecue Bob & The Spare Ribs  (for real!)
From: howeird@hplabsz.hpl.hp.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Indians and zero
Date: 30 Jul 92 18:09:37 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: HP Research Grants Program

According to mlynn@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Matthew A Lynn):
>I think it was the Indians who invented zero.  The _Cleveland_ Indians, that
>is. :-)

Not!

It was the Seattle Mariners who invented zero. The Cleveland Indians merely
perfected its use.
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From: tip@lead.aichem.arizona.edu (Tom Perigrin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Radio pranks
Date: 29 Jul 92 04:56:50 GMT
Distribution: world, usa, na
Organization: University of Arizona UNIX Users Group

In article <RCHAUNCE.92Jul23105231@occs.cs.oberlin.edu> rchaunce@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Rob Chauncey) writes:
>In article <1992Jul22.005326.3846@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> tip@lead.aichem.arizona.edu (Tom Perigrin) writes:
>
>>   All murderers have human form
>>   You have human form
>>
>>   You must be a murderer

[used as an example of why the assumption about urban legands can be illogical]

>No offense intended, Tom, but this logic is flawed.  

[followed by a discussion of my error]

Yup...   NO offense taken.  You are dead right and I was dead wrong,  and
all I have to say is hopefully  none of my students read this list.
I wrote that in a hurry,  and what I was trying to do was use the existential
clause:  (exists)x such that Murderer(x) and demonstrate that the I/O
contrapostive in subcontraries can be wrong.  However, in my haste,  I
stupidly put in the universal quantification ALL,  which makes it A/O,  
which are tautological.  Your expostulation with M.P. and M.T.
was a bit round the long way,  but it served to point out the error
clearly.    

Or to put it in formal logical terms    BLECH ON ME.

If you ever get to Tucson, look me up, and I'll buy you a nice (Arsenic)
cup of tea,  with a lovely (weedkiller) biscuit.    (c.f. Under Milkwood,
Dylan Thomas).

Tom
From: mowbray@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Lawyers....scum of the earth
Date: 27 Jul 92 23:17:29 -0300
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

	Being an ex-cop with a typical loathing of lawyers could
somebody out there supply me with the "defintive list" of lawyer
jokes? 

	E.G.......It was so cold the other day that I actually saw
a lawyer with his own hands in his pockets.....

	I know that this is ancient history but I am planning a
guerilla campaign against Dalhousie Uninversity Law School and the
scions of the middle classes.......

	Amongst many other endeavours I lecture in criminology and
"stats" at this great institution of 'upper middle class' privelige....

	The Canadian Charter of Rights is the biggest "make work project"
for middle class intelligensia (lawyers) that has ever existed. Death
to all LLB's and bureaucrats!!!!!!!!!!!

	PKS..........
From: prosser@elux3.cs.umass.edu (DANIEL PROSSER)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: RUSH LIMBAUGH'S...  + a pirate joke
Summary: part 1: dorksville; part 2: an actual JOKE
Date: 30 Jul 92 01:28:08 GMT
Reply-To: prosser@elux3.cs.umass.edu (DANIEL PROSSER)
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst

=>Newsgroups: misc.headlines,talk.politics.misc,talk.politics.mideast,soc.cultu
=>re.arabic,alt.conspiracy,alt.censorship,soc.rights.human,alt.rush-limbaugh,
=>alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,rec.humor
	To whoever originated this post:
	Congratulations,  you are a finalist in the `'largest concievable
cross-post'' category in the  _Net.wanker Olympics_(tm).    Should you win,
you'll be handcuffed to a Commodore 64 with a 300 baud internal modem, and 
forced to code a C to Cobol converter. 

OBJoke:   Two old pirate friends meet in their favorite bar.  Calico Jack
says, ``Say, Blackbeard, last time I saw you, you didn't have that hook and
eyepatch.''
	Blackbeard says, ``Well, you didn't have that wooden leg, either .''
	Jack: ``Well, I was tryin' to board an English ship when a cannonball
took it clean off, so I had to get one, ya see.  What about you?''
	Blackbeard:  ``Ah, yes,  I was sword-fighting when it happened.  
Parried with me left and got it sliced off, I did.''
	Jack:``That explains the hook, but what about the eyepatch?''
	Blackbeard: ``One day I heard a loud squawk overhead, looked up, and
a bird shits right in me eye.''
	Jack:  ``You don't have to wear an eyepatch `cause some bird shits in
you eye!''
	Blackbeard: ``Well, it was the first day I had me hook.''

					dylyn
____________------------_____________-------------______________------------
Super Grover:  "Have you tried running around in circles and screaming 
at the top of your lungs?"
Muppet girl with broken computer:  "That wouldn't help!"
Super Grover:  "Well, it _couldn't hurt_!"
From: lgs@adpgate.UUCP (Lyle Stahnke)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Summary: more funny names
Date: 23 Jul 92 21:20:41 GMT
Article-I.D.: flux.1460
Organization: ADP Dealer Services R&D, Portland, OR


 A girl in my high school was named Candy Pound.

She was a sweet girl.
From: giggle@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Christine London)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: FuNnY NaMeS
Date: 23 Jul 92 19:50:36 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin TX

In article <1992Jul21.144950.12751@news.cs.brandeis.edu> chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>My sister knew a girl whose full name is Mundi Morning Mail. Poor kid!

I was talking to my roommate on the phone a minute ago and she told me about
a friend of hers from high school whose name was Amber Waves O'Grain [I am
not sure about the spelling on the last name].  I have met Amber a couple of
times but never knew that was her middle name.  I sense of real fun time the
next time she visits.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bstotts@mrmojo.intel.com (Bruce Stotts)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Keywords: oragasm, how many times
Date: 30 Jul 92 21:09:06 GMT
Reply-To: bstotts@mrmojo.UUCP (Bruce Stotts)

In article <1992Jul30.024913.17608@nevada.edu> jamesb@nevada.edu (James Bender) writes:
>>>               seen "When Harry Met Sally", eh?
>>>       (Goldie Hawn did a hellofan impression, didn't she?)
>>Don't you mean Melanie Griffith?
>		^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>	Don't you mean Meg Ryan?
OK.  I f*&ked up.  I always get those two mixed up!!  Please flame me.

Bruce
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Physics Geek, coming & going
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Distribution: rec.humor
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 13:52:36 GMT

Here is one for you Particle and Nuclear Physics people

Lets make like a particle accelarator and split!

ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho, >BANG<  ugh!

-ara
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: RE: Bumper stickers.
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Thursday, 23 Jul 1992 15:48:10 EDT
Distribution: world
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

An oldie but okiee (not quite a goodie):

 YOU CAN NEVER GET OUT OF LIFE ALIVE.

Still crispy in milk,
Sal "Whaddayamean you didn't say 'Bump and Stick Her'????" Desiano

========================================================================
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  |                                |           | Just think of this
  V                                V           | over your morning oats,
 From "Saviour",                Or "Desayuno", | If it weren't for me,
 Meaning                          Meaning      | There'd be no toast!
 "Salvation"                     "Breakfast"   |

    My humble abode:
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(My other house is a Cray)

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mfriedma@uucp (Michael Friedman)
Subject: Re: foo
Keywords: DEC foo
Organization: Oracle Corporation
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 06:24:35 GMT
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by an unauthenticated user
              at Oracle Corporation.  The opinions expressed are those
              of the user and not necessarily those of Oracle.

In article <147arbINNap0@ghidra.UU.NET> ziegast@uunet.uu.net (Eric W. Ziegast) writes:
>I've been told in the past that the well-known generic
>variable "foo" originated in the code of a DEC software
>engineer in response to Kenneth Olsen's (DEC Founder &
>CEO) unwanted snooping - "Fu** Off Olsen".

Your etymology is incorrect.

The variables foo and bar were introduced to the programming world at
MIT via osmosis from the military types who cooperated with us to
invent radar.

They come from FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.

-- 
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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From: dkoski@noao.edu (David Koski)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: French Jokes
Keywords: lame
Date: 23 Jul 92 22:00:21 GMT
Organization: GorgaSoft, make of JokeMachine


This isn't a French joke, but it is along the same lines.  I have forgotten
most of my Spanish, so this is kinda abrreviated.

A spanish guy walks into a clothing store wanting socks.  He doesn't speak
any English so he has to say socks in Spanish (calcetines, or something like
that, I think) and make hand gestures.  Anyway, the salemans shows him
every item of clothing he could possibly want (except socks of course).

Finally the saleman pulls out a pair of tube socks and the spanish guy says
"Eso si.  Que es?"  (That's it, how much?) And the salesman says, "Well why
didn't you says so in the first place."

[Long pause to let laughter die down...]

David Koski
From: slb3y@cc.usu.edu (Punk Rocketeer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: A book I'd like to see
Date: 21 Jul 92 08:33:43 MDT
Organization: United Order of Non-joiners

Mystery Meat Murders:
Case of the Cafeteria Killings
-- 
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Email is life!   |  _Can_You_Picture_That?_
Usual disclaimer |   Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fester@island.COM (Mike Fester)
Subject: Re: Band Names
Organization: /usr/local/rn/organization
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 19:18:10 GMT

In article <1992Jul26.151640.704@sequent.com> dickwin@sequent.com (Dick Winningstad) writes:
>Many years ago there was a band in the area called:
>
>Peter and the Fore Skins

How 'bout

Hock a loogie

Mike
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From: glratt@is.rice.edu (Glenn Forbes Larratt)
Subject: Re: moronic post
Keywords: I need to be flamed... I need to be flamed...
Organization: CRC OCIS, William Marsh Rice University, Houston, Texas
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 22:41:09 GMT

In article <1992Jul21.050550.23554@rice.edu> glratt@is.rice.edu (I) wrote:
>In article <OSA.92Jul15112421@kepler.unh.edu> osa@kepler.unh.edu (some smartass) writes:
>>
>>i need to be flamed. please flame me.
>>
>
>Hmmm...looks like someone left himself logged in.
>

Hmmm...looks like someone _else_ didn't fucking read his Newsgroups: line!

Sorry, everyone.



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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rob@spot.Colorado.EDU (Rob Cuthbertson)
Subject: Re: MORE BRAIN DAMAGE
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 15:37:07 GMT

z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu (Jerk with no clue) writes:
>WHEN YOU DIE, YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR HEAD DONATED TO SCIENCE.  I HEAR THEY'RE
>TRYING TO COME UP WITH THE PERFECT VACUUM.


Won't you please help?  UUU desparately needs your extra shift keys.  
If you have any you aren't using, please send them right away.  

--Rob Cuthbertson, rob@spot.Colorado.EDU
"F*ck craig, just send me the money." -- SimonT

Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.urban
From: rchaunce@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Rob Chauncey)
Subject: Re: Radio pranks
Organization: Oberlin College Computer Science
	<ccsmcs.711189302@cd4380.ufh.ac.za>
	<1992Jul22.005326.3846@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>
Distribution: world, usa, na
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 15:52:31 GMT
X-Posted-From: occs.cs.oberlin.edu
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <1992Jul22.005326.3846@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> tip@lead.aichem.arizona.edu (Tom Perigrin) writes:


>
>   All murderers have human form
>   You have human form
>
>   You must be a murderer

No offense intended, Tom, but this logic is flawed.  
A -> B
A
therefore B is correct, or
A -> B
~B
therefore ~A

(All murderers have human form.
You are a murderer, therefore you have human form.
or 
All murderers have human form.
You do not have human form, therefore you are not a murderer...)

Sorry, everybody, but my goat was gotten...

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From: peterme@ocf.berkeley.edu (Peter D. Merholz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Heaven/Hell nationalities wanted
Date: 25 Jul 92 02:00:44 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: earthquake.berkeley.edu

Does anyone have a good list of the "In heaven, the French cook, Italians
are lovers, etc. while in Hell, the Germans are lovers, the Italians are
soldiers, etc..." jokes?

Please e-mail it to me, and I will post the compilation later...

--Peter M.
peterme@ocf.berkeley.edu
From: pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re:  Goddamn idiot posting "Magic Johnson In Barcelona"
Date: 28 Jul 92 10:01:13 GMT
Reply-To: pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik)
Organization: British Telecom Research Labs


In article <1992Jul28.004823.1@acad2.alaska.edu>, pstlb@acad2.alaska.edu writes:
|> 
|> In article <5670@ucru2.ucr.edu>, klin@ucrmath.ucr.edu (kenneth m. lin) writes:
|> > 
|> > 
|> > Magic Johnson in Barcelona 
|> > ==========================
|> > 
|> > Isn't it ironic that at the 500th anniversary of Christopher Columbus' 
|> > introduction of numerous transmittable diseases to the New World, our Magic 
|> > Johnson is going to bring AIDS epidemic straight to Spain?  Talk about pay 
|> > back time!
|> > 
|> > The U.S. Olympic Basketball Team will definitely come home with the gold.
|> > Who can play against the likes of Magic Johnson when they have to keep one 
|> > hand covering their behinds for protection?
|> 
|> 
|>   Well, you've posted to the wrong place, as your obvious ignorance isn't at
|> all humorous.....
|> 
|>   Also quite obvious is the fact that you've just come from Idiotville, where
|> there are no such things as televisions, otherwise you'd have heard his
|> statement explaining to the whole wide world ('scuse me, meant to say the whole
|> wide world EXCEPT YOU) that his particular strain of the virus was contracted
|> from an illicit rendevous with a member of the opposite sex, which you
|> obviously know nothing about ('scuse me again, from your ignorant bullshit, I
|> am forced to conclude that you come from a place where they know plenty about 
|> female sheep).....
|> 
|>   I'd work on my idea for an AIDS cure, except that I'd have to take the time
|> to carefully weigh the pluses of saving people such as Magic Johnson against
|> the minuses of possibly saving people such as yourself.....
|> 
|>   In summary, assholes like you are the reason AIDS is spreading throughout the
|> world, and I can only hope that you catch the virus soon, because only then
|> will you know the change in attitude of those who know you and those who don't,
|> promoted by the people who have bad attitudes such as yourself.....
|> 
|>   (I think it's doubtful that a post such as this is sufficient to change the
|> asinine and ignorant attitude that you apparently have ingrained into your 
|> very soul, but at least I've had my say.....)

Well said, and I agree.  But I doubt Kenneth has much experience 
with women, or by now one of them would have at least explained a
few important facts to him (i.e. wear a condom you dick head!).

      SPHINX

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From: z_falkrg@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Date: 22 Jul 92 16:16:35 GMT
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

How about this one (it's real!)

	Dr. M. Cockburn - Urologist

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#                               | You let him keep her.                     #
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#                               | Life is a sexually transmitted and	    #
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From: sjb5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (STACY JOHN BEHRENS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Date: 26 Jul 92 01:26:08 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

Well how about "Semour Butts"?
Or better yet, this is a true one:

During a wrestling tournament near Cleveland which is run by my uncle, we saw
two names which caught our attention.  Two young kids from the inner city were
named:
    Oranjello and Lemonjello

I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it myself.

                                                        Stacy John Behrens
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From: M.D.Smith@durham.ac.uk (Mike Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: BOFH missed - email please?
Date: 29 Jul 92 09:37:59 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor.d
Distribution: uk
Organization: Centre for Software Maintenance

Would some kind soul please email the Bastard Operator from Hell series...
I've been out of News range for quite a time and missed them.

Thanks in advance.

Mike.

++
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stumble
University of Durham, DH1 3LE, ENGLAND.      |over the truth, but most of
the
Tel. (091) 374 2557, Fax. (091) 374 4071     |time he will pick himself up
and
Email M.D.Smith@durham,t-mikes@microsoft.com |continue on.'
and (from Oct 5th),    mikes@praxis.co.uk    | - Winston Churchill
(1874-1965)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: jimhsu@athena.mit.edu (Jimmy M.D. Hsu)
Subject: Funny Names
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 04:11:26 GMT

guess I shoulda posted to the Simpsons newsgroup.
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 18:13:12 EDT
From: Joe Carlson <JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Camp Granada

In article <e6zfjwz@Unify.Com>, barb@ufycorp.Unify.Com (Barbara Kane) says:

>In article <4492@rosie.NeXT.COM> bavenell@next.com (Bette Avenell) writes:
>>Does anyone remember all the words to Camp Granada?  In part:

>Here's the what I can remember of the rest of the song:

>Do you remember Tommy Spivy?                <---- Are any of these names
>He contracted poison ivy.                          right?  AAAh, close enough.

And I don't want this to scare ya,
but my bunkmate, has malaria.

>Do you remember Andy Hardy?
>They're about to organize a searching party.

>Barbara Kane                                                  (916) 928-6380
>Unify Corporation                                         Fax (916) 928-6410
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