From: u9264442@cc.uow.edu.au (Andrew William Easton)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: love........
Date: 29 Jul 92 01:48:46 GMT
Organization: University Of Wollongong

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>}mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>}>>}Meetch....you were my first true love.....
>}>>what I object too, is that you automatically treat me like an inferior.
>}>>if you mean by the utilization of the obscure colloquillism to imply
>}>>that my sanity is not up to scratch or to imply that you love Metch
>}>>more, I will have to start a war......
>}>Alas! My love returns to another! I should have known that no man (or mouse)
>}>can replace that first true love! Woe's me! Woe's me! My life is so empty!
>}>I think I shall end it all...after tea...maybe after lunch...neh, maybe
>}>tomorrow... 
>}C'mon c'mon!  We haven't got all week ya know...

>fine I proclaim the wra starts now....hence for th it shall be called
>the Jester vs. Lisa War I

>}>>}(I'll sit on your face and tell you that I love you...)
>}>When *I* asked she hit me on the head! {WHAAAAANHH!}
>}That's because you're not a gynaecologist... innit Lisa ?
Is that what you always wanted to be, a Gynecologist?

>or somefin to that general effetc....

>}>>ummm.....first spanking...and then the oral sex.....
>}>Then give me a good spanking!
>}Ok, but It'll hurt you more than it hurts me.

>thats what me dad always used to say before he got out the belt...

Best reply : Well I'll belt you then.

>}>>} Lisa aka with all this free love going around someone's going to
>}>>}          catch someting........
>}>>Jester aka hopefully us catching you......
>}>Michael aka C'mon, Jester, let's jump her!
>}Meetch aka Come one step closer and you'll cop a licorice stick in the eye.
>Jester aka who me scared of licorice?

>}>>}ps. Meetch....do you go?
>}>>pps. dunno, but I did......
>}>ppps. I tried...
>}pppps. Well that's just not blimmin' well good enuff, is it?
>ppppps. obviously not...but I don't bleeming care

>}>>}pps. your red traffic lights make me hot......BOOM!
>}>>ppps. damn all I have is a spare sexy lingerie lying around.
>}>pppps. I still have some leather.panties, but they're a little dirty...
>}ppppps. That definitely ain't a banana in my pocket...
>pppppps. no it a wocket in my pocket.}

>}>>}(sorry I've just exploded)
>}>>quite alright. BTW is your name mrs. niggerbaiter by chance?
>}>No, no. She exploded several hundred articles ago...
>}Still trying to sort out which bit goes where... oh damn, the manual was
>}upside-down.
>can't you read dutch translated into its native nigerian french portuguese?
>}
>}>>}	"No sense makes sense."
>}>>}                         Charles Manson
>}>>	"Of Course You Know, This Means War"
>}>>			Bugs Bunny
>}>        "Certainly!"
>}>                     Curly Fine, Three Stooges 
>}	".. on the highway to hell..."
>}                      Bon Scott, AC/DC.
>	"I Love You"
>			-any random female to me in the last week
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I never wanted to do this. I always wanted to be...........a lumberjack!

And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space "cause there's
bugger all down here on earth (especially in alt.fan.monty-python).

I'd like to apologise for breaking in on your stupidity, but I'm too much of
a bastard.