From: billones@grebyn.com (Jeremy Billones)
Subject: UEFL: Peripheral Division Results
Organization: Grebyn Timesharing
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 01:39:55 GMT



			Peripheral Division Standings

				LP   W   L  D	GS  GA	CP   TP	Cash
BOTH	Amazing L. Lemmings 	 6   3   0  0	19   0	7.5  3	 264
BOTH	Hoary Marmots		 6   3   0  0	14   4 	6.5  4	 365
BOTH	Norwegian Conspiracy 	 5   2   0  1	10   6	12   3   221
EB	SFWA Hawks		 4   2   1  0	 5   3	3.5  3	  78
EB	New Lions		 3   1   1  1	 3   7	6    3	 161
EB	Inuvik Ancient Vikings	 2   1   2  0	10  10	5.5  4	  85
EB	Yungsten Yahoos	 	 2   1   2  0	 8   8	6    3	 382
	Amdahl Unlimited	 2   1   2  0 	 5   7	2    4	 514
	Portland Pelicans	 2   1   2  0	 5   7	2    4	 240
EB	SC Lions		 2   1   2  0	 4   7	4.5  2	 351
EB	Drunken Stupor		 2   1   2  0	 3  17	5    5	 173
	Baggins Myrth		 0   0   3  0 	 2  12	2.5  4	 820

Auction Results:
lot17	DS	247k		Ki Rin

Press:
[DS]
[Tom T. Nose, Bud Bowl, Milwaukee]

     Coach Eacker has warned the media here that the current roster
has a lot of young players.  They have a lot of heart, but he will have
to see if they can pull together and get things rolling.  Coach Eacker
was attempting to bring in a new DF to bolster this young squad but was
notified by Ki Rin that the sealed bids he received matched in value
exactly, and that further info would be required of both the teams that
had attempted to acquire his services.  Hopefully the Stupors will be
able to get Mr Rin on board as soon as possible.

[SCL]
	Shannon (Ireland) - Well we did it... South Cork Lions have
moved!  Over the summer, management finally got fed up with Cork Co. 
officials and moved to Shannon, taking the name South Connacht Lions.
Apperently, the major problem was over the renovation of the stadium,
which was severely damaged last season by a Lemming.  In any case, SC
Lions picked up and moved north.  "Shannon is the perfect spot.  We
have an international airport and a large city to support us.  I finally
feel at home."  It should also be noted that Coach DeHora also stated 
that last season when they moved to Cork. (Reminiscient of Jack Morris)
"The Lemmings will be coming into Lions Stadium for the season opener.
And we will be ready this time."  Some of the preparations for the match 
include fireproof seat cushions and an asbestos suit for Simba, the Green 
Lion.  "No more pyromaniacs in this stadium!"
	The off season has taken it's toll on the mighty Lions.  "We lost
quite a few veterans.  But the ones that stayed have taken the younger
guys under their wings."  Team Co-Captain Pete Kennaday, a 5 year 
veteran, was quoted to say, "I know I don't have much time left here,
I just want to help the team out as much as possible."  The other 
Co-Captains, Seamus O'Leary and Carlos Santana, reiterated the
aging veteran's statement.  "We gotta help out the new guys.  Svenson,
O'Mathers, Tone... They've been around for a year or so but they've still
some learnin' to do.  And Connoly and Cosgrave have to learn the system
and get it together."
	"It's a whole new season, you can't tell much until you get a
couple of matches under your belt,"  Coach DeHora was quoted to say
when asked who was going to be the Lions' toughest opponents.  "The
Vikings and Conspiracy will always be tough, and likewise the Lemmings.
We got a few more teams from reorganization that we haven't seen a
whole lot of, ever.  I dunno, it's going to be interesting."
	The Lions open their season in Shannon against the Lemmings and
then travel to meet Baggins Mirth and Hoary Marmots.
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[YY]
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Yaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After seeing the Yahettes on top of the WEFL, what can we do but
try to follow the gals' example?!?  Heck, I wonder if we can try
get Carla to play for our team...

Anyway, Clarabell is rarin to go, in all her bovine glory, so 

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[IAV]
Inuvik Free Press:  

     Coach Jon Bjorn Erikson and the Inuvik Ancient Vikings are pleased
to be entering their second season in the UEFL.  Only half the players
who started the first season were still with the club when the Ancient 
Ones captured the Satellite Division Championship, and similar turnover
is expected this year.  This is especially true when one sees the holes
aging has left in this club.  While not expected to be a total loss, this
year is a rebuilding one, and the Vikings hope to challenge for the
division championship again next season.

     Victory, the Vikings polar bear mascot, is frisky as every, and looks
forward to guiding the Ancient Ones to, well, victory.  Coach Erikson
is happy that Muammar Qaddafi, who is getting a bit senile, seems to have
forgiven the coach for dropping him down on the team's depth chart.  Team
Captain Mathias Mohr hopes aging Michael Yordan, last year's Golden Boot
winner in Satellite, still has the eyesight to aim a few more shots into
the opposing net.  All in all, this looks to be an exciting season!

[HM]
The Marmots opened up their fourth season and second in the Peripheral Disivion
with much not much excitement.  Aging coach Foghorn Leghorn feels that the
front office made no effort to acquire any talent during the off-season.

Due to some sundry post-production foul-ups, the seasons first issue of the
Hoary Marmot Fan Club News will be delayed.
[PP]
The excitement is building at the North Sumner Sports Arena as the Pelicans get
ready to take the field for their first season.  Expectations are fairly low,
as with any expansion team, but the play promises to be exciting and varied.
Forza Verona!
[ALL]
Welcome back to Cliff Top stadium. Armed with a polar bear mascot, shared
with the Vikings , the Lemmings are hoping for a good year. Good luck to the
SC Lions and Marmots as well. (Teams tend to play Lemmings, Lions and Marmots
in the same session so if the Marmots and Lions fire, it will be a torrid
session for people). 

Free Agents will be posted Wednesday.

Session B Schedule: (road) @ (home)

	ALL  @ NL  	YY   @ SCL 	BM   @ AU  
	HM   @ IAV 	DS   @ SFWA	PP   @ NC  

	IAV  @ ALL 	NL   @ SCL 	BM   @ NC  
	YY   @ HM  	AU   @ DS  	PP   @ SFWA

	ALL  @ YY  	SCL  @ IAV 	SFWA @ BM  
	NL   @ HM  	NC   @ DS  	AU   @ PP  

********************************************************************************
				Match 1
********************************************************************************
Amazing Leaping Lemmings	  vs	SC Lions
				1 - 0
				6 - 0
Rezvani (1)
S. Sam L. (bk)
********************************************************************************
		Hoary Marmots	  vs	Baggins Myrth
				4 - 1
				4 - 1
Dibble (1;bk)						Ironbrand (1)
Phooey (1)
Pig (1)
Sylvester (1)
Rocky (bk)
********************************************************************************
		New Lions	  vs	Norwegian Conspiracy
				0 - 0
				7 - 0
Kepler (bk)						Hussein (bk)
							Pournaras (bk)
********************************************************************************
	Portland Pelicans	  vs	Drunken Stupor
				0 - 1
				0 - 2
							Lite (1)
							Head (bk)
********************************************************************************
	Yungsten Yahoos		  vs	SFWA Hawks
				0 - 2
				0 - 5
							Bujold (1)
							Matz (1)
							Sterling (bk)
********************************************************************************
	Inuvik Ancient Vikings	  vs	Amdahl Unlimited
				3 - 0
				6 - 2
McHartin (1)
Radison (1)
de Silva (1)
Qaddafi (bk)
********************************************************************************
				Match 2
********************************************************************************
	Norwegian Conspiracy	  vs	Inuvik Ancient Vikings
				8 - 6
				9 -18
Thorsen (3)						HP Gumby (2;bk)
Nordmann (2)						Keoti (2)
Wickers (2)						Mohr (1)
Arild (1)						Westwood (1)
Hussein (bk)						Escilla (bk)
********************************************************************************
		SC Lions	  vs	Hoary Marmots
				1 - 6
				2 -10
Kennaday (1)						Coyote (2)
							Fancy (2)
							Doggie (1)
							Runner (1)
							Pig (bk)
********************************************************************************
		Drunken Stupor	  vs	Amazing Leaping Lemmings
				0 -13
				0 -16
Eray (bk)						Blackhead (4)
							F. Frank L. (3)
							F. Fred L. (3)
							Rezvani (3)
********************************************************************************
		Baggins Myrth	  vs	Portland Pelicans
				1 - 5
				1 - 9
Javid (1)						Disher (2)
							Citron (1)
							Ho (1)
							Pruitt (1)
********************************************************************************
		SFWA Hawks	  vs	New Lions
				1 - 2
				1 - 4
Shirley (1)						Clyde (2)
Bujold (bk)
Piper (bk)
********************************************************************************
	Amdahl Unlimited	  vs	Yungsten Yahoos
				5 - 2
				8 - 9
Britton (2)						Morris (2;bk)
Grate (2)						Perring (bk)
Otaka (1)
********************************************************************************
				Match 3
********************************************************************************
Amazing Leaping Lemmings	  vs	Portland Pelicans
				5 - 0
				11- 1
M. Michael L. (2)
V. Vic L. (2)
Welch (1)
F. Fred L. (bk)
L. Leroy L. (bk)
S. Sam L. (bk)
F. Frank L. [inj;spr]
********************************************************************************
	Norwegian Conspiracy	  vs	Amdahl Unlimited
				2 - 0
				3 - 0
Arild (1)
Stark (1)
Thorsen (bk)
********************************************************************************
		Hoary Marmots	  vs	Drunken Stupor
				4 - 2
				7 - 5
							Ale (1)
Doggie (1;bk)						Steam (1;bk)
Gorilla (2)						Kah (bk)
Mutley (1)						Reserve (bk)
********************************************************************************
	Inuvik Ancient Vikings	  vs	SFWA Hawks
				1 - 2
				2 - 5
Reykjavik (1)						Bujold (1)
Escilla (bk)						Matz (1)
Sabre (bk)						Piper [inj;brk]
********************************************************************************
		New Lions	  vs	Yungsten Yahoos
				1 - 6
				1 - 6
T. Tom L. (1)						Jordan (2)
							Lincoln (2;bk)
							Harding (1)
							Norman (1)
********************************************************************************
		SC Lions	  vs	Baggins Myrth
				3 - 0
				5 - 0
Svenson (2)						Achalla [inj;pull]
Unglata (1)						Barnabas [inj;conc]
							DeThorpe [inj;spr]
							D. Falk [inj;spr]
							Ghandi [inj;conc]
							Greylock [inj;pull]
							Ironbrand [inj;brk]
							McLuther [inj;conc]
							Tachyon [inj;lig]
********************************************************************************
(bk)	Booked, 4 DPs
(RC)	Sent off, 10DPs
(#)	Number of goals scored
[inj;*]	Injured, type of injury
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