HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: adam@owlnet.rice.edu (Adam Justin Thornton)
Subject: hideous barphic found in rec.games.frp.misc
Organization: Milo's Meadow
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 22:11:23 GMT

In article <1992Jul30.212631.11770@unislc.uucp> stv@unislc.uucp (Steve Spencer) writes:
[you didn't want to know, really]
>       _____  _____  _____         _____
>      (_____    |    |____  \   /  |____           |\__/\    | | |
>      ______)   |    |____   \_/   |____        <___/@ ) \    \|/
>						 !!!!!\  /     X
>				           ________|  | |______|_
>			 	          (\_____!!!!!// ______\_) 
>                                                 \____/  /     |
>						 __|_|  |      |
>					       ((_______|      |
>                                                        

Tab-damaged REALLY CRUMMY Bart Simpson in American Gothic pose.
BU but simple AF

I give it a 7.8.

Adam
-- 
"Man is conceivied in sin and born in corruption and he passeth from the
 stink of the didie to the stench of the shroud.  There is _always_
 something." -- Robert Penn Warren | Vote Cthulhu in '92! | adam@rice.edu
If Rice shared my opinions I wouldn't have this disclaimer | 64,928
From: fly@acsu.buffalo.edu (Paul D. Fly)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Hacking (lynch@cvmmdl2.msstate.edu
Date: 21 Jul 92 15:49:18 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <1992Jul20.204808.14655@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mblaser@nyx.cs.du.edu (Fox) writes:
>--
>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
>  /\_/\ F    
>  \O O/ O               "What is a figment anyway?" 
>   \o/  X 

Yum.  Lovely...

-- 
Paul Fly                      | "Thinking is more interesting than knowing,
fly@acsu.buffalo.edu          |  but less interesting than looking."
v092pxca@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu |    --Goethe
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Evil, indeed!
Date: 31 Jul 92 12:41:32 GMT
Organization: UB

In comp.sys.ibm.hardware, <1992Jul28.164502.6458@mks.com>, daleg@mks.com 
(Dale Groves) signs:

> -- 
>      ||  // // ,'/~~\'   Dale R. Groves                    daleg@mks.com
>     /||/// //|' `\\\     Mortice Kern Systems Inc.        (519) 884-2251
>    / | //_// ||\___/     35 King St. N., Waterloo, Ont., Can. N2J 2W9
> O_/ 	 "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? ...The SHADOW Knows"

"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of UAFs? ...The WARLORDS Know"

The leading 'O' adds just the right note of ...well, *something*, doesn't it?

--jm
meach@french.letters.turkey.farm    |  You may be right... I may be crazy...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.flame.gigantic.sigs
From: alvin@stud.cs.uit.no (Alvin Brattli)
Subject: Re: A Joke... (Ian Curtis reference in extraordinarily poor taste, IMHO
Followup-To: alt.fan.warlord
Organization: University of Tromsoe, Norway
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 02:21:56 GMT

Goodie found on eunet.jokes:

In article <1992Jul27.144212.1@ccsua.ctstateu.edu>,
 dicresce_pej@ccsua.ctstateu.edu (Caliban) writes:
|> 
|> {-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}
|> Caliban / Peter Dicrescenzo	       Central Connecticut State University, USA
|> DICRESCE_PEJ@CCSU.CTSTATEU.EDU	       CCSU Microcomputer Centre Staff [InfoSys]
|> ["Grendel SMASH NOW!"]	 		       WFCS 107.7fm New Britain/Hartford
|> 					            "Morning Sickness Show"/News
|> {-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}
|> 		      And no, I don't speak for my employers.
|> {-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}{-*-}

Let's see...
- Tab damage
- 8 lines
- 80 cols
- Incomprehensible quotes
- A really horrendous border
- Disclaimer

A nice try, but sorry - no cigar.


Press 'n' to avoid my a.f.w .sig especially made for the occasion!


































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"Avoid speling errors at all cost" -- Me
"Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile" -- Monty Python
"'Twas brillig and the slithy toves \\ Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; \\
 All mimsy were the borogoves, \\ And the mome raths outgrabe" -- Jabberwocky

Alvin Brattli (alvin@stud.cs.uit.no)

...just my $0.02


Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.urban
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: CDs, Pens and Blue Lasers.
Organization: Between a rock and a type specimen sheet, Boston.
Date: Sat, 1 Aug 1992 03:29:00 GMT

In article <1992Jul31.154813.21869@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (Christopher M. Cohen) writes:
>In article <84928@netnews.upenn.edu> weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener) writes:
>>In article <11477@optilink.UUCP>, manley@optilink (Dave Manley) signs:
>>+--------------------------------------------------------------+
>>+ PRESIDENT DAVID L. MANLEY PHD., CEO, CFO, CKO                +
>>+ SONIC CLARITY(tm) CORP., LTD.                                +
>>+ 1 AMBIANCE CIRCLE                                            +
>>+ OBIK, NJ. 01666                                              +
>>+--------------------------------------------------------------+
>>+ Obik, New Jersey is located in the Greater Hackensack Area,  +
>>+ Sister City to Trondheim Norway, and is a Nuclear Free Zone  +
>>+--------------------------------------------------------------+
>
>Hey, Kibo should live here.  Forget Massachusetts.
>Of course, it would be a toll call to world.std.com

No, it would be a nuclear, free call.

The Unitarian Universalist church half a block from the Mass. State
House has a big banner saying that it is a Nuclear Free Zone.  (Unlike
Governor Weld who keeps a multi-megaton warhead under his desk in the
State House, is the implication.)

Incidentally, the city of Obik voted to change their name to Sil.  The
name of the city, however, remains Obik, announced Sil, the assistant to
Mayor Sil and father of Sil.

Obligatory Slogan:  "Read My Lips!  No News Taxes!  No FCC Modem Tax!
Vote For Kibo!"

Obligatory Urban Legend:  Kibo, age 7, is dying of cancer in Trondheim,
Norway, and wishes to get into the Guineess Book for receiving the most
write-in votes in the upcoming Presidential election...
							-- K.
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Fire, Walk With Me.
Date: 21 Jul 92 21:58:49 GMT
Organization: Bandwith Wasters for a Better Future

fly@acsu.buffalo.edu (Paul D. Fly) writes:

>In article <CLINDH.92Jul8100017@sophie.abalon.se> clindh@abalon.se (Christer Li
ndh) writes:
>>--
>>::        clindh@abalon.se        ::   o/       ::                          ::
>>::  Abalon AB, Stockholm, Sweden  ::  /@        ::          Earth.          ::
>>::        59.19 N, 17.57 E        ::  <|\  acro ::   Love it or leave it.   ::
>>::    * All disclaimers apply *   ::   |   phil ::                          ::
>Hmmm, guy on a pogo stick?

Nah, he is just braging. Or perhaps he is sitting in a gay bar.
--
Note to those who posts about notes: I know the posting above proves
that I'm clueless, so don't post or email me telling me that. I will
not believe you.
Xref: sparky alt.fan.warlord:4947 rec.motorcycles:24104
From: jfh@rpp386.lonestar.org (John F. Haugh II)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: Listing price of a home and a good offer
Date: 21 Jul 92 15:50:15 GMT
Reply-To: jfh@rpp386.cactus.org (John F. Haugh II)
Organization: River Parishes Programming, Austin, Republic of Texas

In article <1992Jul20.233133.25106@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
>In article <5651@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (R. P. White) writes:
>>in several ba groups someone shamelessly posts a Bart:
>>
>>|-- 
>>||^^^^^^|            _Yo_Man_____________________________
>>||      |          /            garyh@sco.com             \
>>||  _  _|        /             uunet!sco!garyh              \
>>|| (o)(o)      /             425  Encinal Street              \
>>|@      _)   /          Santa Cruz, California  95061          |
>>| | ,___|   /   W: [408] 457-0195 x7765 / Fax: [408] 429-1887 /
>>| |   /     \_______________________________________________/
>>|/____\            The Santa Cruz Operation (SCO), Inc.
>>
>>
>
>I have no joke, I just like saying "Satan's Choosen Ones"

Are you sure you wouldn't rather say "Satan's Chosen Ones", or do you
plan on voting for Dan Quayl(e) for vice president this November?

Would anyone care to add the verb "to quayle" to the language?  It would
mean "to use a common misspelling."
-- 
John F. Haugh II                   | Vida en La Republica de Tejas:
Ma Bell: (512) 251-2151            |  A Tejana woman, after spending the rent
UUCP: ...!cs.utexas.edu!rpp386!jfh |  money on the Tejas Lottery - "I can't go
Domain: jfh@rpp386.cactus.org      |  home, my husband will beat me up."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau)
Subject: Re: gawd bless amurica!
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd., Ottawa, Canada
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 03:42:33 GMT

In article <92212.150712HZS@psuvm.psu.edu> Therion <HZS@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>Found in alt.conspiracy.jfk:
>
>
>+-------------------------------------------------+
>|* * * * * *|%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
>| * * * * * |            Bill Monhemius           |
>|* * * * * *|%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
>| * * * * * |            bill@turing.toronto.edu  |
>+-----------+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
>|                        University of Toronto    |
>|%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
>|                        Turing Language Group    |
>|%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
>+-------------------------------------------------+
>
>      cute .sig for a Canadian. gag.

Hey, he's giving away our secrets!

That's what the U.S. flag will look like, after we take over those
parts of the country we like (we got California already, you know, and
most of Florida...)  I won't go into detail about which 22 states we
DON'T want - don't want to give TOO much away!

The Rhealist - Rheal Nadeau - nadeau@bnr.ca - BNR doesn't warlord!
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: freenet.cleveland strikes again!
Summary: Gotta love them Public Access folk!
Date: 22 Jul 92 16:08:50 GMT
Organization: UB

In rec.humor, <8205.9207142219@uk.ac.keele.seq1>, csv89@seq1.keele.ac.uk
(Song SH) signs:

% -- 
%            ________ ____  _    _ ____     _______  .    .
%           /______  /   / / \  / / __     /______  /___ /
%        ________/  /___/ /   \/ /___/ .  ______/  /    / GamSaHabNida!
%        Email: csv89@uk.ac.keele.seq1    From: s-h song
%               bu342@edu.freenet.cleveland
% ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
%    wh$t m$kes me s# cr$zy ?             | % when i find 0ut that
%      wh$t m$kes me s# sick ?            |   there are n0thing in my
%        wh$t m$kes me s# depressed ?     |   bank acc0unt and my p0ket
% ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

wh$t m$kes me s# cr$zy ?
  wh$t m$kes me s# sick ?
    wh$t m$kes me s# depressed ?

when i find 0ut that there are n0thing in my .sig w0rth reading !

--jm
meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu   |  Clean, mean .sig writing machine!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: Looking for Wasteland
Summary: You've found it, buddy!
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 00:55:22 GMT

In comp.sys.ibm.pc.games, ess3791@zeus.tamu.edu (Storm) writes:
>
>-Scott
>
>/--------------------------------------------------------------------------\
>|-|  "The Power of Love    /    Scott Shaw  (ess3791@rigel.tamu.edu)     |-|
>|-|   is a curious thing" /      Texas A&M University - Mathematics      |-|
>|-|     (Huey Lewis)     / "Words as weapons, sharper than knives" (INXS)|-|
>\--------------------------------------------------------------------------/

While we're slamming people's sigs for containing quotes from bands we don't
like, here's a beaut from the stinking bowels of the comp.* catacombs.
Note the candy-wrapper-like border and the Texan school pride.  
Isn't "Educated Texan" like "English Gourmet"?  Or "Logical Californian", for
that matter?  [sound of user diving for cover]

In alt.music.rush (where else?) tcnolan@unity.ncsu.edu (Troy Nolan) writes:
>
>Rodney Boles
>posting via friend's id
>--
>
>|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>|  Troy Nolan                     |  The very thing you take for      |

COMPLEEEEETE THAT .SIG!

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com          bigdave@acsu.buffalo.wings.edu
                 bigdave@scs.leeds.ac.uk         bigdave@ingres.pedantic.com
                 bigdave@going.nowhere.fast.edu  bigdave@working.hard.NOT.com
"Bitter? What makes you think I'm BITTER! <CRASH>"
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Way Too Much Whatever...
Summary: Yoicks!
Keywords: Vacuum cleaner; rotary brushes; Ben-Gay
Date: 30 Jul 92 17:17:25 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.sex.masturbation (Don't knock it if you haven't tried it!), <1992Jul30.
093536.26761@mr.med.ge.com>, bednarek@bonfire (Dennis Bednarek Mfg 4-6971)
wittily signs:

[It wasn't easy deleting *this* post, let me tellya!]

> --
>
> ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
> ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////  
> ////  HE WHO RULES  //////////////////////////////////
> ////////////////////////////  SHALL BE RULED  ///////
> ////////////////////////////////////////////////////
> ///////////////////////////////////////////////////

And now, to travel back in time to that old, tried and true favorite:

Hey, Dennis!  WTFMFIIYFS!

--jm
meach@buffalo.wings.edu       |        "Coot", my ass, Dave!
From: ejo@kaja.gi.alaska.edu (Eric J. Olson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Attitude
Date: 22 Jul 92 19:18:15 GMT
Organization: Citizens for Boysenberry Jam Fans

I hate "Bill the Cat" signatures.

In article <22602@oasys.dt.navy.mil> syearick@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Sid Yearick) writes:

>[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
>               /|              []   syearick@oasys.dt.navy.mil
>            ` o.O '            []   Sid Yearick
>            =(___)=            []   David Taylor Model Basin Carderock Division
>               U               []   Naval Surface Warfare Center
>          ACK!THPTPHH!         []   Bethesda, Maryland 20084-5000
>[][][][][][][][][][][][][][]][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: New organism?
Date: 24 Jul 92 13:05:23 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: norm@sdc.com (Norm Nithman)

In article <1992Jul23.220731.12836@sdc.com>, norm@sdc (Norm Nithman) writes:
>> eoin@xocolatl.com  |   Practice Random Kindness    /~~~~~~~~~~~~~\  /
>> GEnie: J.Snyder18  |             and              <  D A R W I N  ><
>> CI$:   70313,3111  |   Senseless Acts of Beauty    \_____________/  \
>> Prodigy:  NOT!!!!  |                                 _l _l  _l _l
>>--------------------+   bounces?  Try:  eoin@eoin.net.netcom.com

>This has gotta be worth some points:  multiple email addresses, unattributed
>quote and bizarre egyptian ascii organism.

Not just multiple e-mail addresses, but multiple nets and nots.  Like,
not wow.  The new organism is of the species Pisces darwinus, a fish with
feet found only on bumper stickers and .signatures of people who like to
annoy Biblical literalists.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
From: steve@fulcrum.oz.au (Steve Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: The BIG Picture...
Date: 22 Jul 92 05:49:23 GMT
Organization: The Fulcrum Consulting Group

In <BrqyKy.Lr5@acsu.buffalo.edu> meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) writes:

>In nj.general and nj.market.housing, <257@dworkin.UUCP>, shevett@dworkin.UUCP
>(Dave Shevett) signs:

>% -----------------------------------v----------------------------------------
>% .-----.-,   shevett@Amber.mccc.edu |   Dave Shevett - FoxPro Mailing List
>% |      / <- We be here             | Evil, however clever, is always stupid.
>%  '--v-.\    Lawrenceville, NJ      `----------------------------------------

>Hey, neilb!  Either this is a US map for your atlas... or maybe it's a raging
>bull, I'm not quite sure...

Looks like a bloated, angry hamster to me. Then again, lots of things do.



								Steve
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: T-shirts
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 18:35:13 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In alt.tv.red-dwarf article <1992Jul22.004328.10763@tandem.com>, 
SCHWARTZ_VICTOR (Victor Schwartz) writes:
> 
> _____________________________________________
> 
> Schwartz_Victor@Tandem.com or (408) 285-3180 or FAX: 285-4324
> 
>     >(')___,
>        (___)  Why a Duck?
>          ""
> 
> Victor Schwartz

Hey, Victor, my brudder. Come over here a moment. Huh. Now, Victor, tell me,
whats all this I am hearing about ducks? Tell me. Nah. Let me tell you. Its
like this Victor. We deal with horses heads right? We deal with shooting 
people. We don't deal with friggin ducks. Listen to me Victor, I coulda been
a contender. Sorry. Forget that. Huh. Now Victor, let me give it to you
straight. i want no more of these friggin, mutha fuckin ducks, you unnerstand
me? Good. Huh. No go along and get me a pizza. Huh.

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
From: gpkatch@alcor.concordia.ca (Gary Katch)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Broken arrows.
Date: 24 Jul 92 15:10:13 GMT
  cary@carina.unm.edu (Ithlial the Archer)
  22 Jul 92 20:56:20 GMT
  talk.religion.newage,alt.alien.visitors,sci.skeptic
  <h7fmkyr@lynx.unm.edu>
Reply-To: Gary Katch <gpkatch@alcor.concordia.ca>
Organization: Concordia University
X-Mailing-Address: Computing Services C-1012
  1455 De Maisonneuve West
  Montreal (Quebec) H3G 1M8
X-Phone-Numbers: voice (514) 848-7632
  fax (514) 848-7622
Originator: gpkatch@alcor

Ithlial the Archer draws back his bow and lets fly with [*]:
>
>Ithlial
>
>My opinions, mine, mine, mine!
>
>I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash 
>is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash 
>stuff, then, when some comes up, act like they just woke up and go, 
                       ^one
>"What, was THAT?!"
      ^
...an unattributed and carelessly entered quote from the
Jack Handey list which flooded the net recently.  Not even the
best one, either.

-- gk
   "Won't, some help him?!!"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: Real men play with 5's (HIPSHOT)
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 18:29:07 GMT

In alt.guitar.bass, B!FF JR. {aka noah@Cadence.COM (Noah Ruiz)} writes:
> [all of Noah's stream-of-consciousness prose included for shock value]
>
> [discussion about 4 string vs. 5 string basses deleted]
>
>To many strings???????
>
>I play a Music Man (Ernie Ball) stingray5 and to tell you the truth
>strings are very easy to get a hold of!!!! The sound of my low B
>is awesome thru my GK and 410 Hartke and about having to many strings
>theres only one more!!!! What do u mean u can't play it?????!!!!!!!!!
>I seriously think some people are just playing the bass cuz it has
>only 4 strings and they figure its easier to play!!!! What a 
>terrible excuse for a bass player!! I'll be getting a 6(six) string
>soon enough and what I'm I going to say "Oooooo my god I can't play
>this monsterous thing its to difficult it has one more string I'm
>shaking to much I'm I going to hurt my self!!!!!) WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
>Sooooooooo come on u BASS players out there get with it!!!!!!!!!!
>I'm not putting down the hipshot cuz I'll be putting one on my
>4 string Fender Jazz special and I know I'll love it to death but
>I'm not doing it cuz I'll have one to many strings!!!! GOD!!!!!!
>Sorry but it really bothered me to see this post!!!!
>
>Apache
>and have a killer day!!!!
>
>\\\\\\\\\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
> ***'`*** |                                                           |
> {O}<>{O} | There comes a time when one needs to state his own opinion|
> (  \/  ) | which has nothing to do with my employer!!                |
>  \ `' /  |                                                           |
>   \~~/   | EVERYBODYS FREE TO FEEL GOOD...Rozalla    noah@cadence.com| 
>    \/    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
>

Dear God.  I almost let this one pass, but that disclaimer is scary.
And the barphic of Truman Capote is pretty awful as well.  Or is that
Frank Zappa?  Dan Quayle?

Maybe it's time for another round of "COUNT THOSE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!"

-- 
Dave "!!!" Sweeney
bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: stars & carbon
Date: 22 Jul 92 17:06:16 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: awootten@polaris.cv.nrao.edu (Al Wootten)

In article <AWOOTTEN.92Jul22104614@polaris.cv.nrao.edu>,
		awootten@polaris (Al Wootten) signs:
--
+--------------------------------------------__---------+
| Alwyn  Wootten			     \/	GBT	|
| National Radio Astronomy Observatory        ^         |
| 520 Edgemont Road, Charlottesville, VA 22903-2475, USA|
| awootten@nrao.edu     Let's build The Millimeter Array|
| (804)-296-0329               {>    {>    {>    {>     |
+------------------------------^-----^-----^-----^------+
-- 
As a cost-cutting maneuver, we'll use your .signature as a blueprint.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: Erik Naggum <erik@naggum.no>
Organization: Naggum Software, Oslo, Norway
Date: 28 Jul 1992 23:06:25 +0200
Subject: [comp.sys.hp48] Re: Goodies Disks by FTP?

Jason R. Wessel <at986@cleveland.Freenet.Edu> signs:
|
|   --
|   || Jason Wessel || at986@cleveland.freenet.edu ||       _____     ||
|   ||=============================================||       \    \    ||
|   ||  Sometimes you just  have to  forget about  ||  __--xX     \   ||
|   ||  this  crazy  world full  of computers and  ||  \___________\  ||
|   ||  defy nature in another way, ROLLER BLADE!  ||   (*)(*)(*)(*)  ||

What is it with this "freenet.edu" thing?  Is it like "free entry, no
brains required", or what?

Best regards,
</Erik>
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