From: mec6@quads.uchicago.edu (rini)
Subject: Re: Mysogynist Bullshit
Reply-To: mec6@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Distribution: usa
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 04:51:21 GMT

muffy@remarque.berkeley.edu (Muffy Barkocy) writes:
>mec6@quads.uchicago.edu (rini) writes:

>>Why I outta....  OH!  I'm so mad!! Lime Jello, right Barbara?  
>>Big ol' trampoline, eh Barbara?  Flaunting those San Diego Zoo 
>>connections, is that how you do it Barbara?  I can't believe 
>>this is happening right under my nose!  I just can't believe it!!!
 
>Oh, rini...*HUG*...I'm sorry you had to find that out this way...but
>just forget Heiner, and run off with me!  *smile*...California is very
>lovely in the winter, too...

Muffy, I've given it some serious thought.  I've concluded that I
will take you up on your offer.  Many here have so cogently argued
feminism and lesbianism are inseperable.   While I once clung to the
hope that Heiner was that exceptional man that made it possible for
heterosexuality and feminism to co-exist, I have seen now that no
such man lives.  Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that I
must capitulate. 

Just this morning, I registered for a M.L. degree (Master of Lesbianism),
and the Chicago Institute of Feminist Indoctrination.  (As part of this
program, btw, I will undergo aversion therapy to recover from my abnormal
attraction to members of the opposite sex.)   I'm very exicited about
the program.  My classes will include "The History of Matriarchical 
Societies," "Feminists of the Animal Queendom," and "Cunnilingus: How to 
Have Sex without a Phallus."  Over the summer, the school runs a special 
intensive study course *overseas* to study the Wonga Wongas in person.  
(Very exciting!!  I'm *really* excited about the Gaea ritual where 
everywomyn offers up her menstrual blood as an offering to the Mother.)
The only down part is that I'll have to give up my net access.  They don't 
even have electricity there!  

If you want, I can send you info on the program.  Or you should come
by to see the Institute yourself!  Right now, they are having a really
neat display in the lobby.  It's all about womyn mathematicians.  It's
very historical.  They have one womyn there who way back in 1890 used
the quadratic formula.  And they go all the way up to the present.  They
have a couple stories about some womyn in Wisconsin somewhere who
actually filled out their male-designed tax forms without anyone else's
help.  Talk about triumph!

If you're interested in attending, you will have to stop with this
facade of yours calling yourself a "bisexual."  You really need to
admit to yourself, Muffy, that you're just being an "Uncle Tom"  (I
mean, an "Aunt... Theresa"?) to the partriarchy.  I know you're on the 
right path to Sisterhood, but you've got a long way to go!

One more thing.  Maybe you should abstain from sex for a while.  I'm
really concerned about this.  Everybody *knows*, Muffy, that feminists
are in need of a good f**k.  I really think your going out of bounds.

Well, that's all for now!

rini

:wq

^X^C

^D

quit

logout

exit

$*%&($%*& How to I get out of this blasted thing!!!  Help me!!
These stupid machines!  Designed by men FOR men!  It's too right brain!
Demands linear thinking!!  

Oh well.  I'll just unplug it and see what happens.  BYE!!!


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