HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: music@moravian.edu (Steve Heller)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.alien.visitors
Subject: Re: sci-fi channel
Date: 29 Sep 92 19:56:55 GMT

In <Bv7D5L.3p1@phage.cshl.org> pjm@cshl.org (Pat Monardo) writes:

>for some unknown reason the sci-fi channel is on and
>here's something i learned:

>if you concentrate on the little planet in the lower
>right hand side you enter another dimension.

It's called "The Realm of Reruns"...
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From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Frightening t.b Halloween ideas asked for and received
Date: 6 Oct 1992 19:44:09 -0700
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1992Oct7.011607.4978@asuvax.eas.asu.edu> ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
[horrifying halloween plan]


Since i wasn't included, i can only conclude i'm not scary.


5150
too bad, i would've settled for a half-way half-way decent orgasm
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 23:44:01 GMT

>> >>)>>>Cough up a hairball.
>> >>)>>Cheradenine Zakalwe.
>> >>)>Cher's labial tattoos.
>> >>)Credo quia absurdum est.
>> >>Cerveza! Uno mas, por favor.
>> >Que?
>> Beer! One more, please.
>Queer!  No more fleas!
Here! No more of these!
From: inspecti@carnival.lbl.gov
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: How to Leave the One You Love
Date: 2 Oct 92 19:23:41 GMT
Reply-To: inspecti@carnival.lbl.gov ()
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
NNTP-Posting-Host: carnival.lbl.gov

In article <grendel.035q@canetoad.UUCP> grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance) writes:
>
>I racked my brain; 


THIS
is why i wear a headCup


inspecti war wound
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: EATEN BY MY OWN POSTNEWS
Summary: way uh huh
Keywords: swell
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: HATE INC.
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 92 23:15:22 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <Bvnvz6.H6@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com writes:

> THE POOH STICKS, GREAT WHITE WONDER
> thestooges
> THE BEVIS FROND, Triptych
> beat happening, jamboree
> Fortune Cookie Prize (coincidentally a Beat Happening tribute album)
> DOGBOWL, FLAN

ok. i have had the pooh sticks cd for about a year and a half. i cannot find 
any of their older stuff no matter where i try. 

the stooges are cool but i own none of their stuff. oh well.

the only other band i can comment on is beat happening, one of the coolest 
bands to ever hit the scene. i have seen them several times (when i used to 
live in seattle) and have a bunch (4-5 cds) of their stuff. calvin is way cool 
and generally ultra sarcastic when they do shows which makes me happy. bye.

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
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From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: How long has it been?
Summary: kiss me suck me oh yeah
Keywords: puking baby dolls
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: HATE INC.
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 15:31:43 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <1992Oct6.134605.16183@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu writes:

> How long has it been since you were kissed by a member of
> the opposite sex?
> 
> 	Mark (almost a year) (EVEN YOUR MOM?)
> 
almost two days. i'm not dating either of the people who i could kiss anymore 
(had to dump them both, i am a loser) i wonder how long this will last? i need 
to meet this new woman but i am a wimp. 

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Wilbur 1F (/usr/kits) The alps are beautiful.
Summary: incoherent scooters in the middle of the night.
X-Advertisement: Use One or more Emacs in Switzerland. Cops are here. 
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 06:02:20 GMT
Comments: W.C. Fields is alive and drunk in Philadelphia


Hint: don't bother reading.

One thing I didn't tell you, I have long hair which gets into my eyes
when I drive with my window open.  When I was little, I used to see
girls "eat" their hair.  They sucked on their hair.  THis is 100%
true.  I always got the urge to ask them if I could taste it.  Now my
hair is long enough so I can taste my own.

After managing to trash my partition table for the second time in less
than three weeks, I decided to kill someone.  Laura said "oh, wow,
who's doing that" after seeing the phigs program.  It did "all the
scaling" stuff.  "Ok, whatever I do... that's roughly...  I dunno..
the third... now, it all scales up..." he went on describing his
program.  I PULLED THE TRIGGER!!!! HIS BRAINS SPLASHED ON THE SCREEN.
THE WIDGETS SEEMED UNAFFECTED BY THIS.  A LARGE GRAY/RED BLOB WAS
SLIDING OVER THE SLIDERS (HA HA HA) "But he does draw... um.. by
batch..."  he said.  "I.. uh.. The Viewport coordinates, *I* *still*
*don't* UNDERSTAND!"  he exclaimed, banging his fists on the desk.
The effect of blood on a polarized screen is quite spectacular.

(I'm writing all this because I'm waiting for the Wackup to finish.
After that I'll go home.)

Anyway.. (I seem to say that a lot) I guess Fara and Stan will be
asleep.  I woke Fara up one night by cooking a steak.  It was around
3am and she was pissed.  That's when I learned she was a vegetarian.  
She found the smell disgusting.  

What I'd really like to know is how those people with rings in their
noses blow them.  (Not Fara.)

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.
 Cute signature quote by They Might Be Giants: D, world destruction /
  Over an overture / N, do I need / Apostrophe T, need this torture?
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Born of the Cuisenaire Rods")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Perfect Pitch
Date: 1 Oct 92 13:52:02 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


la
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: t.b prime directive
Date: 3 Oct 92 13:48:43 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc., Cupertino, CA

Andrei, maker of fine sparkling wines:
|"Do not interfere with rec.arts.startrek."

Hey buddy, that's no prime directive any more than, say, "Do not piss
in your pants" is.

It's not a question of strength, but rather of odor.

mr HEINOUS
and if you are going to start that "punk rocker in the bus" thing,
keep it OVER THERE, kool?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: drug proponent illiteracy as a measure of drug use effec
Summary: kill the pope
Keywords: sex
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: xenophobes of utah
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 92 05:13:36 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <BvCp14.v5@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca> lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca writes:

% Kent's quotes deleted.
% 
% I would like to go on record as promoting the legalization
% of recreational drugs. I would further encourage the illiterate
% use of said drugs with the hope that society as we know it is
% destroyed. I would also like to nominate the eminent Mr. Dolan
% as my favourite member of the now defunct Monkees(tm). If 
% marijuana is so terribly dangerous to our sanity and health
% then I suggest it be distributed freely on street corners and
% in public schools.
% 
% Otherwise fuck off Kent.

	i completely agree and will go further. i would like to see the sharing 
of needles encouraged along with casual heroin use. this would help spread HIV 
and hopefully kill off all human shitsucking life forms. i am not joking by the 
way. so fuck off if you think i am. 

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: direct quote
Date: 7 Oct 1992 00:43:40 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1ar8rdINNs54@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>In article <1aqj9eINNnog@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>*"Mark, were you aware that the world is going to end on the 22nd?"
>*"THE WORLD CAN'T END. I'VE GOT FRONT ROW TICKETS FOR THE RAMONES!"
>Mark "Should've said front FUCKING row" Lippert 
you probly did, dear heart. since i quit writing my quote retention is
totally gone to hell.


I can't even remember exactly if tommy thompson said "You should be
GRATEFUL i came here at all" or "You should be HAPPY i came here at all"
when he held a town meeting in Milwaukee's inner city a few years ago.

In article <1ar8rdINNs54@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>Not to mention the fact that I'll only be 24 years old for three days.
>This puts a damper on any real celebrating.

This is mark's little way of getting us prepped for his birthday.

Lemme go find his address so you know where to send the K-Y.

and yes, he lives at home.
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Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:32047 alt.rock-n-roll:16339
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.rock-n-roll
Subject: Lynyrd Skynyrd
Date: 29 Sep 1992 05:04:02 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu



Did anyone notice the messages inscribed on the album 
"Nuthin' Fancy" by Lynryd Skynyrd (MCA-3021)?
Between the grooves and the center label, on side 1,
there appears: BRIAN! - "PLease Call Home Linda and I
are Sick with Worry" - AL!    On side 2: BRIAN! -
"Disregard last message" - AL!

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: H. ROSS PEROT'S HOME ADDRESS
Date: 2 Oct 92 17:13:00 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

C A R A S S O writes:

>I got the following by logging into a database of tax records.  I can
>get practially anyones records, property descriptions, lawsuits,
>businesses, etc.

Excellent! There's 10,000 quatloos in it for you if you can get into
NMPC and get the "special interest tag" off my record.

rp -- it's neither special nor interesting.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: TEEN TALK BARBIE
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: HATE INC.
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 92 16:09:28 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <9210020414.AA23034@quaestor> carasso@inference.com writes:

% 
% Just heard that Mattel Toys has just made a talking Barbie that has
% four canned messages it speaks.  One of the messages is "Math classes
% are hard."  The other messages are supposed to pertain to hair and
% shopping.
% 
% Yet another way to drive the M-F ratio in the sciences to even worse levels...
% 
% Some friends called Mattel and found that they're aware that some
% people are unhappy with the message, but will base their decisions on
% "volume" of response.  Phone Mattel at 1-800-421-2887, or send mail to
% Mattel, 330 Continental Blvd., El Segundo CA 90245
% 
% The official name of the product is "Teen Talk Barbie".
% 
% 
% carasso, "currently not accused of being a sexist, but who knows"
% 
% . 
% 
% 

	I JUST CALLED THE NUMBER. IT IS FOR MATTEL CUSTOMER RELNS. I TOLD THEM 
I FOUND IT OFFENSIVE AND THE WOMAN SAID SHE WOULD RECORD MY COMPLAINT. 
AS A SCIENTIST I WOULD ENCOURAGE ALL TO CALL THE NUMBER. WHAT BOZOS.

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: DEEP THOU
Date: 5 Oct 92 16:29:15 GMT



		Whenever I see an old
		lady slip and fall on a
		wet sidewalk, my first
		instinct is to laugh.
		But then I think, what
		if I was an ant, and
		she fell on me.  Then
		it wouldn't seem quite
		so funny.

			---Jack Handey
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Richard Pryor: Makin' A Comeback?
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 11:18:25 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <BvCEDE.5BJ@encore.com>

Dave says:
: he got parkinson's from smoking so much crack, so he's jammed an Ethernet
:   cable up his ass and is blowing rdp packets out his nose?

I nominate this for Most Mildly Loathsome Sentence Of The Week.
						-- @lS
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: train ride
Date: 6 Oct 92 15:03:01 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <1992Oct2.194040.2412@fcom.cc.utah.edu>, PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU
(big daddy hate box) writes:

#  well soon i will embark on what seems to be a fun adventure.  a couple
#  of friends and i are going to jump on a freight train to wyoming. 

In Europe you wouldn't have to do this, because our railways have things
called passenger trains.  Mind you, European practises do sometimes take
a long time to cross the Atlantic. 

-- Ken "I suppose if you commute by train in the U.S., you have to keep
   a clean suit in the office" Johnson



-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Subject: Rictus Hep: Living In The Pit
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 02:46:41 GMT

"No, Mrs. Wilcox.  It's not the cockroaches.  I can deal with cockroaches,
Mrs. Wilcox.  I'm an experienced insect handler.  You wanna know?  You wanna
know why?  Well, I'll tell you, Mrs. Wilcox.  Words of advice from Brother
Hep.  When you rent a furnished apartment, Mrs. Wilcox, don't leave the
sheets on the bed.  Or, heck, buy new ones - splurge a little.  Or patch up
the holes in the middle, and cut off the red stitched embroidery that says
'Assistant Vice-Dragon of the Treasury, Fresno Chapter, 1952.' Do you hear
what I'm saying, Mrs. Wilcox?"

c
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A cry from the heart
Date: 29 Sep 92 12:06:46 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620


My life is wearisome at the moment.  Can someone please relieve the
burden from my shoulders for a few hours?  But I want it back after
that.  If you can get it dry-cleaned while you're away, so much the
better.

Ace
... anticipating many 'Jesus Saves' posts ...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aslakson@pico.cs.umn.edu (Brian Excarnate)
Subject: A KNEW WORLD ORDER
Summary: Brian likes Ministry, therefore Brian is male.
Organization: :noitazinagrO
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 00:44:44 GMT

mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
>Bush/Quayle in '92!
>God Bless America!
>God Bless Family Values!


Brian
--
Donny IS Joseph
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Favourite song
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 30 Sep 92 15:51:59 CDT


>-- Ken "Give my regards to Broad Street" Johnson <-- Broad Street is not even
>                                                     a pile of rubble any
>                                                     more.  It has been
>                                                     demolished, the trains
>                                                     re-routed to places like
>                                                     Woolwich where nobody
>                                                     ever goes, and in its
>                                                     place are Sock Shop and a
>                                                     chemist's. 

takes a while for american fashions to make it over to England...

but it apparently takes the Scottish to completely frig them up.

I suggest that we take a collection to send Mr. Johnson on an
all-expenses paid trip to visit Gerald Oskoboiny.

Jeff Carroll
carroll@lemon.cray.com

(and cut the wires)
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: i am your slice of life
Date: 29 Sep 1992 07:54:06 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: rattler.cs.berkeley.edu
Summary: and the money is brighter with a whiter smile

In article <1992Sep29.062603.20808@wetware.com> billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill) writes:
>
>would you like to throw some CD pottery?

No.

I like to break CDs, though.

Lay them on my hand, breathe deep, and make a fist.

It teaches control.

A week ago I asked a Gypsy to read my palm; she screamed.

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: supermarkets
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 12:02:37 GMT

In article <72736@apple.Apple.COM>, bc@Apple (bill coderre) writes:

}mr HEINOUS
}cultural liason to the white trash of pareeeee

Speaking of which... during a recent mild illness, I did the illness
thing and sat around watching FRENCH GAME SHOWS. We've got it all, and
they're all licensed from Merv Griffin Enterprises. We've got Pyramid
in French. We've got Family Feud in French... the rules are slightly
different -- there's no pass-or-play option; you MUST play if you get
the highest polled item in the shootout. Also, the winning family is
the first to get 300 points (don't remember if this is true in USFF)
so there may be an arbitrary number of triple-point rounds. A good
cultural document. When the poll question was "What should you do to
get ahead at work", "show up on time" and "work hard" were closely
followed by "sleep with your boss" and "inform on your coworkers".

Then comes time for the commercials: After an announcer introduces us
to the wonders of Skip laundry detergent, a June-Cleaver-like woman
comes on and says smilingly at the camera: "Bloodsatins, oily spots,
grass stains ... new Skip doesn't give a fuck!" 

Enough to restore your faith in the magic of television...



--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

"Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated in the move to
rec.crafts.textiles."        --sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Bob Sloane)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: inc@tc.fluke.COM (Gary Benson)
Subject: Re: CARASSO need an account
Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc., Everett, WA
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 01:56:45 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.031753.12220@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>In article <1992Sep12.201245.12242@cs.ucla.edu> jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) writes:
>>
>>     $100 Quatloos to the first person to provide CARASSO with an account 
>>      with access to net news.
>
>a xerox of my tits to the next person to delete
>another account from which carasso has been posting.


Nah -- Fax 'em.


-- 
Gary Benson   -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-inc@sisu.fluke.com_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared
to what lies within us.                          -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: Parking
Date: 06 Oct 92 19:42:06 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

We're going out for Thai food tonight. One of the restaraunts
under consideration is near the Kingdome, and the other is
near the Seattle Center. Guns N Roses, Metallica, and 
Motorhead are playing tonight at the dome, and Morrissey
is playing at the center.

We decided to go to the one near the center, on the 
assumption that Smiths fans would be easier to
bully for parking spaces than metal fans.

BENth
"First I had a parking space, then I lost my parking space,
and god knows I'm miserable now."


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: spz@specklec.mpifr-bonn.mpg.de (S.P.Zeidler)
Subject: Re: Gesucht: Sehr korpulente Frau
Organization: Max-Planck-Institut f"ur Radioastronomie
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 19:32:22 GMT

In <1992Oct2.200210.10538@cabezon.uucp> larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley) writes:
>>In article <BvGJA9.531.2@cs.cmu.edu> anonymus+768@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu writes:
>>>Du:  Ausserordentlich dicke Frau, sehr vollbusig, intelligent, frech, sexy,
>>>     schamlos, zeigefreudig,...
>>>Ich: Mann, 40,182,100, musisch, kulinarisch, Wasserratte, zaertlich,...
>                                               ^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Cut it out, Roger.                                   |
>	Is this "water-rat-like"? --------------------+

Very loosely, yes. Someone who likes to spend notable amounts of time
in water, usually a swimmer.

regards,
	spz
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: A simple question
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 16:10:41 GMT

In <1992Sep21.160439.8942@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>Something's been bothering me lately. What's the rudest word you know?

>Ace

No, that's not it.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: The Great One
Subject: Re: none worth the effort of typing
Organization: Univ. of Southwestern Louisiana
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 03:19:25 GMT


In article <ogorman.717438134@unix1.tcd.ie> ogorman@unix1.tcd.ie (Lucifuge) writes:
>Life. Death. Hell. Earth. Sentence. No? Yes! Death. Life. Compression.
>Depression. Darkness. Gloom. Doom. Down. Pit. Void. Despair. Analyse.
>Analysis. Anal. An. A. Ada. Computation. Depression. Repression. Decay.
>Death. Blood. Death.Suicide. Death. Dead. End.

NOT!

Tom "NAND" Burleigh

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: wanna light?
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 19:06:30 GMT

In article <BvpIC6.sz@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>
>"Hey, kid, every try oxygen?" - Skippy Mudskipper

Wow.  It's a gas, man!
--scott
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Theresa J Flynn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ritual Memory
Date: 3 Oct 1992 16:50:34 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Oct02.184243.20607@microsoft.com> benth@microsoft.com (Ben) writes:
>Same thing happened to me, only I winged it out my third floor dorm
>window. (bonus points for anyone who knows why). I visited a few years
>later, and found fragments still there...
>
>BENth

Zany wacky fun guesses about the alarm clock:


1) It was on fire at the time.

2) It wouldn't stop going off even in pieces.

3) You only just noticed the biohazard radiation sticker on it.

-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202