From: djohnson@dion.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 9 Apr 92 17:36:04 GMT
Article-I.D.: dion.DJOHNSON.92Apr9123604
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jos@and.nl's message of 8 Apr 92 12:28:20 GMTLines: 169

In article <2560@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
.In article <1992Apr8.150415.2479@otago.ac.nz> stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger) writes:
.|In article <2544@dozo.and.nl>, jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
.|> In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr5203054@cayenne.gac.edu> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
.|> |In article <2528@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
.|> |.In article <43903@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
.|> |.|]|]|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
.|> |.|]|]|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
.|> |.|]|]|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
.|> |.|]|]|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
.|> |.|]|]|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
.|> |.|]|]|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
.|> |.|]|]|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
.|> |.|]|]|}>|Dougger aka So What??
.|> |.|]|]|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
.|> |.|]|]|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
.|> |.|]|]|Jester aka this looks like fun
.|> |.|]|]Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
.|> |.|]|Jester aka lets vote on it
.|> |.|]Jos aka I Would Vote `Yes' If They Include The Following Disclaimer:
.|> |.|Jester aka so would I
.|> |.Jos aka Ok, It's A Deal Then ... What Was The Disclaimer Again ????
.|> |Dan aka :
.|> Jos aka Quite Nice! But It Isn't Complete Yet ... (See Below)
.|> 
.|> |		..  \  O
.|> |________________________\/________________________________________
.|> |			 /\
.|> |		..  /  O
.|> |Point 1
.|> 
.|> |	o  I like to snip small holes in my undershorts.
.|> 
.|> 	O  And stick spinach in my left sock
.|> 
.|> |	o  My nose is never larger than .107 meters from side to side
.|> 
.|> 	O  Except when it's glued above my right ear.
.|> 
.|> |Point 2
.|> 
.|> |	o  Jos is not my idol, but rather, my hero
.|> 
.|> 	O  And I hereby solemnly declare that he does not, I repeat, 
.|> 	.does *not* look like a sliced up herring (with onions)
.|> 
.|> |	o  I really wish I could ramble on about toad droppings
.|> |	.without repeating myself over and over again
.|> 
.|> 	O  And I never want to unplug my nostrils again. I love those
.|> 	.corks.
.|> 
.|> |	o  I don't think my knees are to big, do you?
.|> 
.|> 	O  And the same counts for my nose.
.|> 
.|> |	o  Pardon me?  I didn't hear you.
.|> 
.|> 	O  Say that again?
.|> 
.|> |Subpoint A
.|> 
.|> |	o  Where *is* Bimini?  I've got a summer home there
.|> 
.|> 	O  Is there a bus stop in ZanZoobar?
.|> 
.|> |	o  I hope noone minds that I've borrowed their razor and used
.|> |	.to scrape scales off the tub.  I'll just put it back and
.|> |	.mebbe they won't notice.
.|> 
.|> 	O  And please do kill me if I smell like burned condoms again.
.|> 
.|> |Sub-subpoint Alpha
.|> 
.|> |	o  If you didn't like what I said in my message, I give you
.|> |	.full legal right to feed me to your pet aunt Martha.
.|> 
.|> 	O  But please take care of the smelly remnants of my pet
.|> 	.hippopotamus Ethel. And BTW watch out for her explosive diarrhea.
.|> 
.|> |Sub-sub-subpoint Aleph
.|> 
.|> |	o  What do the little 'o's mean?
.|> 
.|> 	O  And while we're on the subject: What's the middle name of
.|> 	.the great Tibetan Dalai Lama's rabbit?
.|> 
.|> |	o  I envy all aka members 'cuz they are so much like whatever
.|> |	.they are and I really wish I could be like that too
.|> 
.|> 	O  But I'm far too stupid to be an eloquent imbecile like they are!
.|> 
.|> |Sub-Subpoint Beta
.|> 
.|> |	o  I hope you like my knees.  I really don't think that they
.|> |	.are big.
.|> 
.|> 	O  And please accept my nose as a token of my gratefulness.
.|> 
.|> |Point 3
.|> 
.|> |	o  I give everyone the right to do anythin they feel is
.|> |	.necessary to me and my person, including, but not limited
.|> |	.too: killing, maiming, burning, vapourizing, eating,
.|> |	.scratching, throwing, watching, melting, tanning, swimming,
.|> |	.rubbing, flying, goosing, robbing, ribbing, electrocuting,
.|> |	.melting again, building, rushing, electing, flushing, or
.|> |	.smelling.
.|> 
.|> 	O  Add: galvanizing, inflating, frying, operating, digesting,
.|> 	.selling, abhorring, aborting, burying, buttering, zonking,
.|> 	.vulcanizing, pampering, or mangling.

	o  Add: melting yet again.

.|> 
.|> |	o  I defy you to come up with one palpable thing that is wrong
.|> |	.with my knees, apart from there being three of them.
.|> 
.|> 	O  Except when they're glued to my nose too.
.|> 
.|> |Thats the all of it.  Sign here  ___________________________
.|> 
.|> Well, not quite, leave some nasal mucus here -------> _____________
.|
.|And dandruff! You can't forget the dandruff!!
.|.............._  _._ _  _
.|............._._ _. _.  _
.|...........  _ _  _ _. _. _  _  _._
.|Just sprinkle a bit here ------>.. _._ _._ _  _  _ _._
.|............_ _._ _._  _  _  _ 
.|.............. _  _ _  _ _._

.Ah, yes, before I forget, urinate here please
						. *.o. .
						.. o.*
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						  \..../
						.\... /
						. |________|


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.|Nigel who is attempting to gargle with dandruff <cough> <choke> <thud>

.You twit! Trying to keep it all for yourself uh? That should teach you!

.Jos aka Always Willing To Share His Dandruff With The Others
Dan aka I hoard mine in a little tupperwear thingy.  But sometimes I
forget to burp the top and it leaks out all over the fried potatoes.
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