HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: FIRST POST TO COMP.AI.GENETIC
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 22:33:14 GMT

freier@mail.physics.utah.edu (rodney james freier) writes:
>  I'm looking for a few simple games/problems that can be played/solved
>genetically.  I'm just trying to practice with the concept.  The best

Is it because can be played solved that you came to me?

>simple project I've been able to come up with so far is generating a
>Blackjack strategy genetically.  A hit or a stay decision will be based
>on two things:  the dealers up card and the current total of the player's
>hand.  

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

>  According to Scarne ( _Scarne on Cards_ ), there are simple strategies
>using only this info that can significantly reduce the bank's 5.3% or so
>advantage.  He gives his recommended strategies, and I thought it would

Does it bother you that can significantly reduce the bank's 5 3% or
so?

>be a good exercise to verify them with genetic programming.


goodbye
My secretary will send you a bill.
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Relax, this will only hurt a great deal
Date: 7 Jan 1993 01:29:46 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <josh.726361048@pogo> josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes) writes:
>
>Well, my VW is coming out of the shop today, and the entry
>that heads the column containing "auto" in my yellow pages
>is "anesthesia".

Nitrous oxide injection, I assume?
--scott
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Sol van der Pughs)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: the six percent solution
Date: 9 Jan 93 16:02:57 GMT
Organization: Isiah's Enervation Ltd, the Antillectual Poverty Company of Oxford
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

I have here a six percent solution, for anyone who has a six percent problem.
___
And some ninety-nine percent chocolate, Michel Cluziel `Noir Infini', for me.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: gilsonite
Keywords: putty
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 16:16:52 GMT

In <1993Jan7.172947.9153@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>50 quatloos to whoever can tell me what gilsonite is and what it's use is.

        9754.  Uintahite.  Gilsonite; uintaite.  A variety of asphalt from
    the Uinta (or Uintah) valley, near Fort Duchesne, Utah;  E. S. Dana,
    A System of Mineralogy (John Wiley, New York, 6th ed., 1901) p 1020.
        Black, lustrous masses; streak and powder a rich brown.  Non-conductor
    of electricity.  Burns easily with a brilliant flame.  Sol in heavy
    lubricating petroleum, warm oil of turpentine, and alc.
        USE:  Potential raw material for gasoline and coke.  In the making
    of asphalt floor tile, storage battery boxes, inks, paints, and insulation
    for hot underground piping.

I have no joke here, but do wonder if gilsonite is used in the production of
New Coke or Classic Coke.
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Well, I'm back.
Date: 8 Jan 93 20:30:54 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <C0G2II.GCF@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (LCDR Michael E. Dobson) writes:
>In article <1iaks8INN1ka@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>>And my 1993 Cabal Secret Message Decoder ring has not yet arrived.
>>Was there a problem or something whilst I was away?
>Yes.  The only address we had for you is now inhabited by the Naval
>Investigative Service.  We certainly didn't want to give THEM the means to
>understand what goes on in this froup.

Acually, Mr White is no longer a member of the Cabal.  His membership was
terminated when pictures of him, his daughter, and a llama were discovered . . .
-- 
I hate the 3B2
The 3B2 can bite me.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pmoloney@maths.tcd.ie (Paul Moloney)
Subject: Re: Deflated Breast Update
Organization: Somewhere in the Twentieth Century
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 19:27:20 GMT

kyle@Ingres.COM (Kyle Smith) writes:
> gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
 
>>Did you know that in Canada, having your breast size reduced is
>>coverred by OHIP?  It's considered a form of preventive surgery,
>>preventing back pain, etc. which apparently a lot of large breasted
>>women suffer.

>	I wonder if breast enlargement could be covered too?

Hmm.

"You see, my ponytail's kinda heavy, so I need 44DDs to balance it out".

P.
-- 
moorcockheathersiainbankshamandcornpizzapjorourkebluesbrothersspikeleepratchett
clive  P a u l   M o l o n e y    "I'm pretty witty and you're itty bitty    pe
james  Trinity College, Dublin     And isn't it a pity the city can't see?   vr
brownbladerunnerorsonscottcardprincewatchmenkatebushbatmanthekillingjoketolkien
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: Superheroes your mom stopped you from reading.
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 01:24:13 GMT

Vomit Man and his side kick Bucket Boy.
 
Vomit man: "Open you mouth, Bucket Boy!"
 
BB: "Why, Vomit Man?"
 
VM: "Don't ask stupid questions, pusshead, do as I say!"
 
BB: "Ok Vomit man, but I er..."
 
VM fills Bucket Boy with vomit.  Very much like how a mother bird
feeds her young.
 
                                                  Nik

 

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: WHY ANIMAL OWNERS SHOULD BE SHOT ON SIGHT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.pets
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 21:45:25 GMT

in rec.pets
milligan@carson.u.washington.edu (Paula Milligan) writes:
>
>BTW, the only reason he's restricted to the bunny room at night is 
					     ^^^^^^^^^^
>that he developed a habit of coming into the bedroom, sqeezing under
>the bed and digging at the linoleum under there, as though he were
>in a tunnel. 


SHE HAS A BUNNY ROOM. A FUCKING BUNNY ROOM.  NOT A SECOND BEDROOM, BUT
A FUCKING BUNNY ROOM.  A WHOLE FUCKING ROOM FOR THAT FUCKING BUNNY
FUCKING RABBIT.

I CAN ONLY CONCLUDE THAT THE MIDDLE CLASS IS NOT TAXED ENOUGH, AND
THIS WOMAN SHOULD BE SHOT.

AND WORSE THE BITCH FEELS GUILT FOR RESTRICTING THE FUCKING RODENT TO
A BUNNY ROOM.  NEVER MIND THE STARVING CHILDREN THAT SALLY STRUTHERS
IS SO BRAVELY TRYING TO SAVE WITH HER LARGE SAGGING BREASTS AND WHINY
VOICE...


CARASSO, "IF I BREAK MY 15 YEAR VEGITARIAN DIET IT WILL BE FOR RABBIT!"

..
.


Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:43504 rec.puzzles:8207
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.puzzles
Subject: Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire -- anagrams
Date: 5 Jan 1993 00:38:48 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire -- anagrams
******************************************
 1. A tourist: "O rare ami!  I love France!"
 2. Creator: "I air famous revelation!"
 3. O, as I travel to our American fire!
 4. MIT is not a real force, A.  Au revoir!
 5. Errata?  Moi?  Revolution is a farce!!
 6. Alter foe in various crematoria!
 7. I, Roma---a court of Italian reserve!
 8. A California roue', I armor 'Vettes!
 9. I roam!  I fornicate or use a varlet!
10. Asia: "I volunteer to face a mirror!"
11. Farrier: "Lo!  Eat not a vicious mare!"
12. A voter's role: rue a ramification!
13. I crave a total!  Reason: I'm Fourier!
14. Moira lactates Nair forever!  Oui!
15. Oil: a minotaur's favorite career!
16. Rioter to U.N.: "Caviar-free Somalia!"
*******************************************
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Trip report I
Date: 9 Jan 1993 21:54:19 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu

In article <1icf56INN8bl@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>rp -- the notion that I was urinating in Carasso and 5150's water supply
>      made it even more enjoyable.

Thank goodness i spent the last three weeks in Ecuador; then again, the
water down there's just as bad, even without your pee.

5150
if you see guitig bottled water someday, don't hesitate to buy it
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: Cashiers
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 17:05:55 GMT

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>In article <1993Jan6.133410.14225@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>>
>>Rather than press the woman as to the definition of 'bug juice', I just
>>grabbed my KY jelly and left. So scott, you out there? what DO they make
>>caramel coloring from???
>
>Easiest way to do it would be to oxidize sugar.

BUG JUICE!!!



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: All I got for Christmas was Bag-Balm.
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 03:39:14 GMT
Reply-To: rmkhome!rmk@merk.com (Rick Kelly)

In article <1993Jan1.225203.21656@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>In article <C06oDq.4Er@news.udel.edu> jeremym@ravel.udel.edu (Jeremy A Moskowitz) writes:
>>For those not familiar with the product (like I was) I'll
>>include the directions for use:
>>
>>Direction for use:
>>       Rub Bag-Balm on chaffed or reddened teats. Massage throughly for 15 mintues
>>until a thin paste remains on the utters. Repeat as necessary.
>
>I have it on good authority that this is the best stuff in the world
>for chapped lips....

And was heartily endorsed by Cowpatti over in a.r.c.

-- 

Rick Kelly    rmkhome!rmk@merk.com    merk!rmkhome!rmk    rmk@frog.UUCP
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GARTH BROOKS 24 HOURS A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 7 Jan 93 00:00:55 GMT
	<1993Jan5.030012.24339@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
	<1icb7tINN6j8@mirror.digex.com>
	<1993Jan6.210331.19911@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com>
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Followup-To: rec.music.country.western,misc.test,misc.jobs.offered,rec.pets,rec.arts.startrek.current,talk.bizarre
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Inc.
In-reply-to: sharen@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com's message of 6 Jan 93 21:03:31 GMT


sharen@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com (Sharen A. Rund) writes:
Organization: Lockheed Missiles and Space Co.
              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> you'd be surprised how many people love/like country music - its the same
> stuff that ballads, grass roots, blues, rhythm&blues, jazz, etc come
> from - the land and its people...
> 
> >>That was until I heard Garth Brooks...He's expanded country music so
> >>much!!!  Now country music is about boots, trucks, cows, and goofy
> >>hair cuts and faggy shirts.
> 
> and believing in family, love, your country, and respect


I have no joke here, I just like saying "Family, love, the good earth, and
just plain folks -- all cherished by the Missile Systems Division of Lockheed
Aerospace".


-Tom
GTE: food, folks and phones
From: josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Relax, this will only hurt a great deal
Date: 6 Jan 93 22:57:28 GMT
Organization: University of Washington
NNTP-Posting-Host: pogo.cqs.washington.edu


Well, my VW is coming out of the shop today, and the entry
that heads the column containing "auto" in my yellow pages
is "anasthesia".

Maybe I should wait until tomorrow....

the doc

--
  Josh Hayes, Quantitative Sciences HR-20 U of Washington
  josh@mowgli.cqs.washington.edu             206 543-5004
       And I feel that the world should come with me
         When I rise through a crack in the Earth
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: DEEP SPACE 9 DRINKING GAME
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 15:55:05 GMT

In <1993Jan6.225130.23374@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>THIS IS AN ORIGINAL DRINKING GAME I MADE UP FOR ST:DS9!!!

Wow.  How extremely original.  Roger, you're a real fucking SUUUUUUPER-GENIUS!
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A Jungian Interpretation of Archie Andrews
Date: 6 Jan 1993 01:46:45 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1993Jan5.185245.28106@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
>> Mr. Wetherbee is the collective subconscious.
>
>Or collective unconscious. Whatever. Left all my Jung back in Ole Virginny.

Please, take it back!  We've got enough, thank you.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.australia
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Can you say ... ?
Keywords: Wallamulloo
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 15:16:39 GMT

elvis@netcom.com ('kEvin') writes:

>Now of course, I cannot hear the name of a city without gauging
>its potential for use in oral sex.

Top ten cities I would LEAST like a girl giving me oral sex to say:

10. Frankfurt
9. Oklahoma City
8. Moscow
7. Tokyo
6. Scranton
5. Krakow
4. Jakarta
3. Caracas
2. Albuquerque

And the number one city I would LEAST like a girl giving me oral
sex to say:

1. Vatican City

---mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@atlantis.uucp
Subject: Re: back
Organization: Atlantis Communications, Edmonton, AB, Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 04:56:19 GMT

Sometimes billbill reminds me of those aliens from the C.J. Cherryh books who
can only express themselves in matrices of thoughts.

-- 
---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")
"I'm gonna follow my feelings...I'm gonna follow my senses...I'm gonna follow   my compass!"  --Lone Justice
Current Album--Canadian Brass:Rag-Ma-Tazz
Current Read--Robert J. Sawyer:Far-Seer
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: new!  from Mattel!
Date: 6 Jan 93 19:20:25 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs


In article <1if9ufINN7up@uwm.edu>, grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu writes:
> I like it.  It's now a tie between the Crash-Test Jayne Mansfield and the
> Crash-Test James Dean as my favorites.

You are now guilty of Encouraging CJ.  Here's another one for you:

Crash-Test Wile E. Coyote.  Wile E. explodes, folds up into an
accordion, and gets flattened.  Comes with Acme Falling Anvil.

cj
and it should be "new! from Tyco!" but I got lazy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: anbo@wuee1.wustl.edu (Albrecht Jander)
Subject: Re: Cats That Eat Paint
Organization: Washington University, St. Louis Mo.
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 17:07:41 GMT

In article <gj156879.725968346@cunews> gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
>We have cats, and they eat flowers and they then vomit.  They do this
>even though we thwak them and say "NO!" every time they do this.  I
>compare this to:
> 
>There's this guy, and he eats paint and he pukes.  His friends hit him
>and say "YOU IDIOT! DON'T EAT PAINT!" and he looks ashamed and says
>"Yeah, yeah, you're right..."  Then, two weeks later, he pops open a
>can of flat white and gulps down a couple of handfuls.  His friends
>say "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" and thwak him some more, and he
>stumbles about looking stupid.

Sounds like me when I lean over the toilet retching my guts out.  I
don't need my friends to tell me how stupid I am, but even that probably
won't keep me from drinking too much again.

How about comparing it too the idiots who smoke two packs of cigarettes
each day.

> 
>We have to put flowers up on a high shelf or the cats will eat the
>whole bloody thing.  

If the cats could, they probably would buy the stuff on the streets.

>
>                                        Nik
>


---------------------------------------------------------------------------
                        Peltier was a cool dude!!
From: english@alicudi.usc.edu (Joe English)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Shampoo
Date: 4 Jan 1993 14:06:23 -0800
Organization: Nerds of Action
Distribution: world
Reply-To: joe@trystero.art.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: alicudi.usc.edu


In article <1992Dec30.035047.27125@news.columbia.edu>, hauben@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Michael Hauben) writes:
|> As I was taking a shower this morning I thought to myself:
|> 
|> 	"Hmmm, Why are there so many brands of shampoo in the
|> stores? This is confusing, because shampoo is basically liquid
|> soap, no?"
|> 
|> 	This occured to me because there is much wasted time
|> effort and money because of the mass of shampoo brands. Is the
|> world a better place because there are 20x10^10 brands of
|> shampoo? Other than person Y's higher or shiner hair I don't
|> think it makes a didily squat difference!


Are you from the States?  Apparently not.

I'll explain:

All shampoo is basically the same. There are three kinds of
cigarettes: unfiltered, filtered, and low-tar.  There are
two kinds of breakfast cereals: stuff with lots of sugar
and stuff without lots of sugar.  There is one kind of
tennis shoe.  There are two kinds of bottled water: fizzy
and non-fizzy.

Everybody knows this.

Fortunately, there is an infinite number of possible marketing 
campaigns for all of those.

This is the foundation of the American economy.


--joe@trystero.art.com

  ignore this posting
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: adventure
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 18:36:26 GMT

In article <1ij75iINNhp8@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
>open, and someone decided to throw a history book over the wall into
>the bathroom below.  Over it went, and what do you know, there was
>a loud scream from the other side.  The wierd thing is that none of
>us had even thought of a person sitting on the can in there, but
>it was a very satisfying experience.


	I think it quite safe to say that she probably did NOT go on to be a
	history major in college.
-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com	emrys@cellar.org
"You can tell he's doing well by the look in inhuman eyes,
	Better not compromise -
		It won't be easy!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: NOT!
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 17:29:26 GMT


looks like its time to add /pets/ to /soc.culture/, /alt.sex/
and other carasso-necessitated killfile lines.
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Yet Again Another Short Shameful Confession
Date: 7 Jan 1993 02:28:46 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <1if9hjINNq7n@news.aero.org> robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger) writes:
>Two months ago, with the help of the Mossad, my family rescued
>me. I am now receiving direct audiocortical deprogramming at the Jimi 
>Hendrix Memorial Psychotropic Institute. They say in another few
>months I may even be able to get these boots off.

We've all seen Postcards From the Edge, and
you're no Meryl Streep.

				--Blair
				  "Annette Bening, maybe."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Most bizarre product '93
Keywords: spray paint, bald people, infomercial
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 18:47:03 GMT

In article <43071@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> cs199aa@sdcc5.ucsd.edu (Mark Fletcher) writes:
|My nomination for this award goes to GLH Formula Number 9.

Hmmm... better check the files to see what I've licensed my initials for...

|Yes, that's right, now you can cover those unsightly bald
|spots with this new _Hair Spray Paint_!!!

No warranty, express or implied, individual body chemistry, etc. The
disclaimer was based on some software licenses.

|Do people actually believe this stuff looks like real hair?

Well, if you add the optional flocking, it's pretty close to 
a stocking cap, which only looks odd in the summertime.

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: A Jungian Interpretation of Archie Andrews
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 5 Jan 93 18:02:07 CST


In article <gj156879.726269832@cunews>, gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
> Archie: central ego.
> Betty: positive anima.
> Veronica: negative anima.
> Jughead: trickster.
> Reggie: the shadow.
> Big Ethel: stupid female trickster.
> 
> So who the hell is Mr Wetherbee?

Mr. Wetherbee is the collective subconscious.
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Trip report I
Date: 8 Jan 93 20:35:35 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <1icf56INN8bl@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>
>rp -- the notion that I was urinating in Carasso and 5150's water supply
>      made it even more enjoyable.


I'm glad I drink bottled water . . .
-- 
I hate the 3B2
The 3B2 can bite me.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: adams@isis.cshl.org (Chris Adams)
Subject: Re: rebels
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 20:59:02 GMT

In article <9064@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:

tom boutell: rebel without elbow or knee joints


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: Short Shameful Confession
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 19:15:50 GMT

I have this dagger that I wear on a leather thong around my neck.
It's very small.  One day, in a fit of enthusiasm, my girlfriend
grabbed my shirt and shook me, which resulted in her accidentally
stabbing me in the chest.  It left a small mark, which is still there,
(although this occurred about three months ago).


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Stupid Marketing Tricks
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 20:21:01 GMT

bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:

>What's next? Gossamer Pepsi with nothing but pure distilled water?

What I always wonder is, if "Sugar Free" means no sugar, what does
"Pepsi Free" mean?  No Pepsi?

--mark
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Xmas report
Date: 5 Jan 93 17:09:05 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.nil (rpwhite)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


Laurence Doering writes:

>Several days later, I sold my Norinco AK magazine-fed SKS to Duffy's
>Gun Room in Sparks, MD.  They gave me $175 for the rifle and 480 rounds
>of steel-case 7.62x39 ammo.  They had to write down my name and driver's
>license number, since the Maryland State Police now keeps track of all
>sales of weapons with detachable magazines.

Approximately one year ago I sold my Colt AR-15 Model SP-1 to some guy
named Bill in Cupertino, CA. He gave me $1000 for the rifle and some
other interesting trinkets. We did not exchange surnames or phone
numbers since, technically, this was a felony in California
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From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: WHY ANIMAL OWNERS SHOULD BE SHOT ON SIGHT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 15:49:19 GMT

In <1993Jan6.214525.22346@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>CARASSO, "IF I BREAK MY 15 YEAR VEGITARIAN DIET IT WILL BE FOR RABBIT!"

The horrifying thought is what Carasso does with the 15-year-old vegetarians
before he eats them.


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