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From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sex, sex, sex
Date: 10 Apr 92 09:09:17 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <44661@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|In the spirit of the first newsgroup political coup, all my posts
|will go to both a.f.m-p and alt.c-m, so watch out world, cuz here's
|comes Jester.

Hmmm... nice newsgroup here ... I think I like it!

|now the modern-day man thinks entirely to much about sex, he walks
|doen the street and wants to have sewx with trees, walkes into parking lots
|and wants to have sex with door handles. noww this is a major problem

And don't forget the litter-bins and the dustmen ... *GORN* Intercourse!
Nice woody word BTW! Loose women! Antilope!

|'seeing as indecent exposure is a capitol offense in most countries.

Whaddaya mean `indecent exposure'? Like wigling your erm ... eh thingie,
towards the general direction of the pedestrians? I thought it was simply
polite to do such things ... FYI (But most of us know this already), Jester
and I prefer sex *under* the telly.

|you can cure your sex-craved bodies with sex-off, its safe, and FDA approved
|just spray sex-off on your weenie, and watche the wonder as it dissolves
|away. you'll never be indecnt again, course you can never have sex again
|either, but hey, who needed it anyway. sex is highly overrated.

Duh! Who needs sex anyway, if you've got your feet to play with?

|this message brought to you by the corporal funding for newsgroup
|ploitcxal coups. founding members, Phil, Jester, Jos, Tia, Eccles
|and all the a.f.m-p gang
|
|Jester aka oh, no, not him again
Jos aka I Still Like It Here!

ps Do I smell Brains? BRAINS! I WANNA OPERATE! NURSE! SCALPEL! MOUSTACHE!
From: phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 01:33:31 EST
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12135730@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
>} In article <1992Apr11.201259.801@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )  
>writes:
>} ..In article <11Apr92164841@miracle.UUCP>  writes:
>} ..} jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
>} ..}. >].].]>>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka Licen 
>} ..} -> >].].]>>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
>} ..} |  >].].]>>|Jester aka this looks like fun
>} ..} |  >].].]>>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To  
>} ..Participate?
>} ..} |  >].].]>Kevin Phillips Bong aka I really don't see how you can stop us
>} ..} |  >].].]Dugger aka exactly, you bunch of stuck up aka-snobs!!  :P
>} ..} |  >].].Jester aka what have you dug anyway?
>} ..} |  >].]Dan aka A small hole.  Ooops.  you weren't asking me.  Sorry.
>} ..} |  >].Jester aka silly you, we'll have to torture you now, drop your 
>           shorts *GORN*
>} ..} |  >]Dan aka ARRRGGGG!!!!  OWIE OWIE OWIE  AAGGGG!!!  THE PAIN!!!..
>} ..ARRRRRRRGGGG!!
>} ..} |  >Jester aka more in the back of the throat, like ARGH!!, try again!
>} ..} ---Phil aka I now have implicit permission to use aka!
>} ..Phil aka Phil, I was the first Phil to have an aka, so you are required by  
>} 	.InterNet statute 1532.86.3.2 to use a different name.
>} Dan aka This is easy enough to settle.  All we need do is have one of
>} 	your call yourself `Fill', and the other `Phil'.
>Well, I think that the other Phil should be Fill, and Phil Phil.
Phil aka, I'm Phil Hill and that rhymes, so you are Fill of it.
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From: phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 01:37:08 EST
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12151511@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
>} In article <1992Apr10.111506.768@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )  
>writes:
>} ..In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
>} ..} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
>} ..(Jennifer Landry) writes:
>} ..} 
>} ..} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
>} ..} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
>} ..} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
>} ..} >and Jester.. 
>} ..} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
>} ..} 
>} ..}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
>} ..} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
>} ..} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... 
>} ..} *sob*...Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers 
>} ..} to the
>} ..} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
>} ..} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you 
>} ..}want...*sob*...
>} ..} 
>} ..} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
>} ..} 
>} ..} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, 
>} ..} young man!!!!! *sob*... 
>} 
>} ..purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's  
>scores?.
>} ..(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)
>} 
>} ..Phil aka my mind is a blank
>} Dan aka Why did you post this twice?
>Phil aka let's do an experiment in Binary Expansion!
Phil aka I'm not responding to this message
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| Miracle Computer Consultants  |   I will wake up your empty shells.   |
| Email: phil%miracle@merk.com  |  Peak time viewing blown in a flash,  |
|  -or-  phil.hill@channel1.com |   as I burn into your memory cells.   |
| FAX:   (508)875-3297          |  'cause I'm alive." - Peter Gabriel   |
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Phil? (was one of the aka's)
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:19:36 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <14Apr92143947@miracle.UUCP{ phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill) writes:
{jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
{>}|>}|]}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
{>}|>}|]}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
{>}|>}|]}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
{>}|>}|]}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
{>}|>}|]}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
{>}|>}|]}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
{>}|>}|]}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
{>}|>}|]}>|Dougger aka So What??
{>}|>}|]}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
{>}|>}|]}Phil aka not the other Phil!
{>}|>}|]Phil aka who's the Phil aka imposter?
{>}|>}|Jester aka no not you, the other one.....
{>}|>}Jos aka Which One, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil or Phil?
{>}|>Jester aka The third one I think, or could it be the 5th?????
{>}|Phil aka there is Phil#1, Phil#2 and Phil#5!
{>}Jos aka Erm ... *three* sir, THREE! it's Phil#3!
{>Jester aka I could have sworn it was Phil #4
{Phil aka there would be less confusion if we picked different names:
{I'd suggest Bruce
Jester aka Bruce, does that work???
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From: azeena@hotspur.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:14:55 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr15.101456.948

> >>> Hey now, that's supposed to be 5 pounds (gee, I wish I could make  
that nifty  
> >>> symbol)...
> > 
> >>Five pounds of what? Spam? Dandruff? Clogs? Hippopotamus
> >>droppings? Herring?
> > 
> > Eccles aka Five pounds of quality Algerian sloth snot?
> 
> Ooh, yes please. Can I have it wrapped up in a plain leather
> octopus? With whips?
> 
> Nigel who likes his seafood kinky.
azeena @$! how did we get back to sex again?
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azeena@nic.gac.edu
azeena@gacvx1.gac.edu
From: psr@acsu.buffalo.edu (Ben the Crafter)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Coincidences
Date: 7 Apr 92 23:57:13 GMT
Organization: UB

I had a tele on top of a penguin once.
The only difference wass... I exploded.
I gfot better.

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From: rautenbe@quando.quantum.de (Joerg Rautenberg)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Comics for Sale
Date: 10 Apr 92 13:33:18 GMT
Organization: Quantum GmbH, Dortmund, Germany


		Hi...

 I'm new in this group, but what the hell is the reason for
baggettw@memstvx1.memst.edu writing this

-> Collection of 5000 comic books for sale.
->
-> ...
->
->      This is Donny's current list of comic books.  4/6/92
-> 
-> DC Comics
-> 
-> ... (122 or so lines deleted here)
->      ===
-> 
-> Marvel Comics
-> 
-> ... (126 or so lines deleted here)
->      ===
-> 
-> Independent Comics
-> 
-> ... (only 12 lines deleted here)
->           ==

here?

 Where is his list of Monthy Python comics?


		See you (or read something from or about you)

				Joerg Rautenberg

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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
Date: 10 Apr 92 15:53:55 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu] eroberts@slate.mines.colorado.edu (Marble) writes:
][stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
]>thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
]>being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
]>and Jester.    
]^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
]
]     Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
]the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
]son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... *sob*...
]Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers to the
]BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
]just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you want...
]*sob*...

sorry mum, but you see it was all rather sudden, i walked into a.f.m-p
and azeena asked to marry me, so I let lose my primordial instincts
and said yes. you have heard of course that the wedding date in March 3, 1993
and if your married by then, dad can give me away at the wedding.

]Marble aka Jester's mum
Jester aka she is my mum, and she can use aka, pfffttt!!!!!

]p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, young
]man!!!!! *sob*... 

oh like I crae anymore, sex, sex, sex, erogenous zones, tits, tits, whoops
sorry overloaded sex drive..........
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From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 10 Apr 92 08:55:20 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr9125533@dion.gac.edu> djohnson@dion.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
|In article <2553@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|.In article <44218@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|.|].|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
|.|].|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
|.|].|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts..
|.|].|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
|.|].|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
|.|].|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
|.|].|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
|.|].|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
|.|].|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
|.|].|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
|.|].|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
|.|].|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
|.|].|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
|.|].Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help! Help! Help!
|.|]. Morjens aka I still think we should sic the bishop on them!
|.|]Dan aka Why stop at that?  Lets cut their arms off and make them eat Jester in a Hollandaise sauce!
|.|Jester aka eat me??? but I'm not kosher
|.Jos aka Not Kosher You Say? What's Wrong With Your Hoofs Then?
|Dan aka Ya' know Jes'.  I think it really depends on how we kill you.
|(AGG!!!  I just had a near miss with a real MP quote!  Whew.)
Jos aka I hope Little Jester's A Ruminant, 'Cause I'm Not Gonna Chew His Cud
Organization: Freshman, Mathematics, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 15:50:38 -0400 
From: Michael Edwin Sheldrick <msb1+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Monty Python for real


>In article <i0iaJB1w164w@bluemoon.rn.com>, >dougger@bluemoon.rn.com
(Doug Stevenson) writes...
>>
>>	(SHIT DELETED)
>> 
>>What ever happened to Monty Python?  This shit isn't Python!
>> 
>>What we need are two new groups - alt.idiot.stupid-akas
>>                            and - alt.waste.list-adding
>>Doug
>> 
>>ProLine:  dougs@pro-tcc
>>Internet: dougs@pro-tcc.cts.com   or   dougger@bluemoon.rn.com
>>UUCP:     crash!pro-tcc!dougs
>>ARPA:     crash!pro-tcc!dougs@nosc.mil
>
>Yeah! I second it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any others?

Ya got my vote!


-me


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From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
Date: 13 Apr 92 00:38:13 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr12.183814.824

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12151511@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
} In article <1992Apr10.111506.768@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )  
writes:
} ..In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
} ..} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
} ..(Jennifer Landry) writes:
} ..} 
} ..} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
} ..} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
} ..} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
} ..} >and Jester.. 
} ..} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
} ..} 
} ..}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
} ..} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
} ..} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... 
} ..} *sob*...Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers 
} ..} to the
} ..} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
} ..} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you 
} ..}want...*sob*...
} ..} 
} ..} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
} ..} 
} ..} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, 
} ..} young man!!!!! *sob*... 
} 
} ..purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's  
scores?.
} ..(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)
} 
} ..Phil aka my mind is a blank
} Dan aka Why did you post this twice?
Phil aka let's do an experiment in Binary Expansion!
From: oleo@loke.dhhalden.no (OLE MAGNUS OLSEN)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Philosopher Song - DEFINITIVE!
Date: 6 Apr 92 14:50:53 GMT
Organization: Ostfold College

In article <1992Apr4.201206.10419@cs.rose-hulman.edu> shinosjr@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (John R Shinoskie) writes:

>In article <1992Apr3.213313.17400@ugle.unit.no> omk@Lise.Unit.NO (Ole  
>Martin Kristensen) writes:
>>  John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
>>  on half a bottle of shandy was particularly ill;

>> The only thing that raises some doubt is the Mill lines; how could  
>anyone get
>> sick from *half* a bottle of **shandy**???

I don't have the lyrics with me here, but I seem to remember that it was 
actually "half a PINT"...?

>I just bought Monty Python Sings.  GREAT!  Anyway, you just about have it  
>there by the enclosed lyric sheets.  However, in the Hollywood Bowl, I  
>thought "David Hume could outconsume Schoppenhauer and Hegel."  Is that  
>reliable enough?

Yes it is indeed! Well done!

Magnum
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 05:50:21 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.Com writes:



>(1)	Partly Killed Turtle will do just fine, thank you.  It's better
>	than what my boss calls me.........

>(2)	So very nice of you to notice that I'm all heart.  I gather that
>	Jos is all lung and Jester is part pancreas, but that may be a rumour.
>	Eccles is all, well, Eccles.(?)
		I'm made out of thin peoples herbs and licoriche, thanks to
		my inventor a Mr Henry Crun, of no fixed death certificate

>	Tia is either all Buffalo or all cream-bun-and-jam.
>	As for you, sir, I suspect that you're bits of Reginald Maudling.

>(3)	Operate?  OP-ER-ATE!!!  Dr. Gumby, get the A-NES-THE-TIIICC!!

>						PKT
>						(make up your own initials)

Personal Kill Table?

Eccles aka Too much cyberpunk....
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 00:42:49 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

>In article <43905@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>|}>|>}|>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>|}>|>}|>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>|}>|>}|>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>|}>|>}|>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>>}>|>}|>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>|}>|>}|>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>|}>|>}|>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>|}>|>}|>}>|Dougger aka So What??
>|}>|>}|>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>|}>|>}|>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
>|}>|>}|>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
>|}>|>}|Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
>|}>|>}Jos aka Maybe We Could Cook Him ...
>|}>|>Jester aka we could filet him in a white wine sauce?
>|}>|Tia aka yes, and don't forget the *semprini* (auphffff!!)
>|}>|Morjens aka No, let's just tell the BISHOP 'bout 'im.
>|}>Jos aka Oh Yes! The BISHOP! She's such an adorable good lookin', young lady!
>|}>	And these legs, she's got! Lets all go to the BISHOP, and tell her! 
>|}Tia aka I'm not the BISHOP you silly-billy
>|Jester aka I am a BISHOP of westminster
>Jos aka Great Mogul Of Zanzoobar (Nether-Schmurcken-Land)
Eccles aka Chairthing of the Junior Lunatics Rock-Eating Club
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 9 Apr 92 15:16:34 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <ins450m.702438631@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
|dougger@bluemoon.rn.com (Doug Stevenson) writes:
|
|>jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|>> |}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
|>> |}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
|>> |}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
|>> |}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
|>> |}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
|>> |}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
|>> |}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
|>> |}>|Dougger aka So What??
|>> |}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
|>> |}Phil aka not the other Phil!
|>> |Jester aka this looks like fun
|>> Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
|>Dougger aka This is a free world so how can you stop me?
|Eccles aka We point Jos's's' hippo's genitals at you and yell "FIRE!!"
Jos aka Awright, I'll Lend You My Hippo, But Be Gentle With Her ...
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: stuff that ought to be scourged
Date: 11 Apr 92 05:27:34 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:

>oooooooooooooooh sounds like fun.  can i make an appointment?

Arghgghghgh. Tia has a twin.!!!
Cceels
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: -
Date: 11 Apr 92 05:34:49 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger) writes:

>In article <1992Apr07.201940.20404@onetouch.COM>,
>csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith) writes:
>> I will not buy this record.  It is scratched.

>No, no. This is a tobacconists. A _tobacconists_.

>Nigel who is also scratched... <fch> who is also scratched... <fch>
>      who is also scratched...
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>Nigel Stanger,                  Internet: stanger@otago.ac.nz
>University of Otago,            Phone: +64 3 479-8179
>Dunedin, NEW ZEALAND.           Fax:   +64 3 479-8311
>Eek! Why are my feet wet?

Because you silly man, we're at the bottom of the world. You don't understand?
OK, get a basketball, or a round piece of sheep dags, and pour water on the    
top. What happens? All the water rushes to the bottom, doesn't it? Yes.
Now do you see why?

Eccles aka Stop that Simon, it soesn't have to be yellow as well as wet.
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sheesh
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:11:51 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45335
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr12.125307.804@gacvx2.gac.edu} azeena@quince.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:
}>Jester aka no sex but good sex
}>azeena @*! what are you saying here?
Jester aka that I am still a ******

}>and what about your defending of my honor here?

hmmm, honor what is that?????

}>]}>Jos aka Looking Forward To The Wedding! Ta da ta daaa!
}>]}Jester aka she's got huge tracts of land........
}>]Phil aka I don't know about that :-)
}>Jester aka you don`t know anything, do you?????
}makes me think you might still love me...

love, hmmmm, you don't even know me and you talk about love...like
o my god.....what will happen next....sex on the tellie....
no wait i already did that......

Jester aka (no aka's allowed, on a strict aka free diet aka)
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