HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: It's over
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 14:16:19 GMT

lyodav@iastate.edu (David A Lyon) writes:

]    Given an omniscient reader, there are exactly 0 combinations of ASCII
] characters whose sum is bizarre. As this is the ultimate standard by which
] bizarrity may be measured, it's all over. Given the infinite "Been there,
] done that" attitude to which you all aspire, none of this has any relevance.
] To summarize:
]    Anyone truly bizarre has been everywhere and done everything.
]    This entity has no reason to read or post to talk.bizarre.
]    This person does not read or post to talk.bizarre.
]    Therefore, there is no bizarre material on talk.bizarre.
]    
]    So, if any of you find any material on talk.bizarre to be bizarre, the
] lack in your own bizarrity is proven, and you no longer belong in talk.bizarre.
] Logically, everyone is excluded from being bizarre. Anyone who reads or posts 
] here is in error.
] --Dave
] 


thank you , petula clark.

now stand aside.  some of us have work to do.

BoB
teCh
who let HIM in?


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zink@panix.com (The Dead Man)
Subject: Re: Spontaneous Bifucation
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 00:55:57 GMT
Organization: Poopers of Wisdom
Keywords: HARDCANDY

In article <waterman.711913309@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu> waterman@cs.brandeis.edu writes:
> [LONG BORING POST OMITTED]

Love,
	The Dead Man

(Those who ignore history are doomed to be et by it.)
--
>>                      or, like myself, have put you in their kill files.
>                                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
And in response to classic Stoopid Newbie(tm) assertion #8, yet.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: HELLO MY AMERICAN FRIENDS
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 12:21:35 GMT

In article <TOMF.92Jul29160347@ai.bunny.gte.com> tomf@ai.gte.com writes:
>
>> hajimapaj i am in!  oh the delight of this country of which i have
>> found myself of presently placed in and that my brother setgu has
>                                                          ^^^^^
>Your brother is named after a PDP-10 machine instruction?

We should introduce him to my sisters, Sos and Aos.  My brother Nop is
a real loafer, though.
--scott
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Yahoo Serious
Summary: KILL ME NOW, except for australians
Date: 22 Jul 92 17:27:23 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@ai.gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.


Whatever happened to Yahoo Serious?  Wasn't he supposed to be
the Mel Gibson of the nineties?

I hope he's not parking cars in Tasmania.
I really wanted to see him do MacBeth.

-Tom
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: So?
Followup-To: talk.politics.misc
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
X-Followup-To: DO NOT follow up to talk.bizarre.
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 17:14:25 GMT



mjd@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Sievan Janacziewski) writes:
>
>       Yeah?  So?  You say I'm a misogynist.  Maybe I am.  Maybe you think
>   that's not such a good thing.  You think I care?  Well!  Let me tell
>   you.  It's not MY fault.  I wouldn't HAVE to be a misogynist if women
>   weren't so HORRIBLE.

Sievan, yu are sik(sic);that misogynist stuff may work in your corner
of the world, but it don't fly in the good ole US of A.  You are
hereby given the task of liking(sic) all the oxidation off of Lady Liberty
as penance.  When you have completed your task, return to
talk.bizarre with a full report.

--

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lyodav@iastate.edu (David A Lyon)
Subject: It's over
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 07:05:35 GMT

   Given an omniscient reader, there are exactly 0 combinations of ASCII
characters whose sum is bizarre. As this is the ultimate standard by which
bizarrity may be measured, it's all over. Given the infinite "Been there,
done that" attitude to which you all aspire, none of this has any relevance.
To summarize:
   Anyone truly bizarre has been everywhere and done everything.
   This entity has no reason to read or post to talk.bizarre.
   This person does not read or post to talk.bizarre.
   Therefore, there is no bizarre material on talk.bizarre.
   
   So, if any of you find any material on talk.bizarre to be bizarre, the
lack in your own bizarrity is proven, and you no longer belong in talk.bizarre.
Logically, everyone is excluded from being bizarre. Anyone who reads or posts 
here is in error.
--Dave
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: USENET, it's a family affair
Date: 22 Jul 92 21:30:12 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

In article <1992Jul19.160934.3902@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White) writes...

> 
>You know it's gone to far when you find your baby brother posting to
>alt.sex.bondage.
> 
>rp -- tha family that posts together and all that .....

Worse yet is having a wife that reads t.b.  (Unless the wife is 
really open minded and intelligent like mine.)

JGH  (Not p-whipped, I've always been like this.)
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23682 alt.politics.clinton:945
From: mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: The New Official T.B Bird
Date: 28 Jul 92 14:25:16 GMT
Organization: Texas Instruments, Inc

In article <rkyxv1l@rpi.edu> jacksonk@gehrig.cs.rpi.edu (Keith Jackson) writes:
>
>Gee Fred, you make friends everywhere you go, don't you?  I criticized
>him  for playing games with the talk.bizarre-ites and he sent me email
>in which he proceeded to use the same attitude to throw a  tantrum  at
>me.   I responded once, but it only seemed to fuel his fire more, so I
>ignored him.  This, I recommend highly.

Yep, sure do.  Especially among children and talk.bizarros.  As for
'tantrum', I think you need to take a closer look at your own actions
and not attribute your petty fits of temper to me.

>
>IGNORE FRED J. MCCALL -- he has this stern parent complex in which  he
>takes it upon himself to punish others, not realizing that rather than
>acting like a true parent, he is merely resorting to  child-like  tac-
>tics.  If we all ignore him, maybe he'll get bored and go away.

Well, given the total intellectual bankruptcy of your 'reasoning'
here, somehow I don't think I'll miss you, Keith.  Ignore away.  Given
the general view of anyone who matters toward the old 'I put you in my
kill file, nya nya nya nyanya' tactic, I think you just made yourself
look a lot worse than I ever possible could have.

Get back in touch if you ever get a life, a clue, or any intelligence,
won't you?

-- 
"Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live
 in the real world."   -- Mary Shafer, NASA Ames Dryden
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Fred.McCall@dseg.ti.com - I don't speak for others and they don't speak for me.
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From: rawdon@cabrales.cs.wisc.edu (Michael Rawdon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,soc.culture.british
Subject: Re: Homophobia
Date: 29 Jul 92 02:49:39 GMT
Reply-To: rawdon@cabrales.cs.wisc.edu
Organization: University of Wisconsin Computer Sciences Dept., Madison, WI

In <nsb9dqk@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>vh00+@andrew.cmu.edu (Vernon H Harmon) writes:
>|Yeah, I've always had that problem too. I think the American media
>|coined the term "homophobia" because of the tendency of some people to
>|use the term "homo" to mean "homosexual" which just goes to show how
>|stupid the media can be--and how ignorant: the term "homo" has a
>|negative connotation and should not have been used in any "official"
>|media term. [...]

>I've always had a problem with hidebound straitjacketed thinkers,
>who act as if language were regulated by some kind of LOGICAL
>RIGID RULE SYSTEM.

I hate irritating yo-yos who decide to set the Followup-To: line to misc.test
without any warning.  If you want to get this thread out of your precious
little talk.bizarre then you can BLOODY WELL DO IT YOURSELF.

>		     Living languages aren't, they haven't ever, 
>and they won't.  Usage is language is usage.  

>Most people aren't anal computer weenies,

Just you, right?

>					   and they manage to 
>understand and use the word "homophobia" with no difficulty.
>The coinage seems completely obvious given the English speaker's
>tendency to rip off word prefixes and paste them onto known
>suffixes.  (Take "*-gate", where the original is "Watergate".)

Take Berke Breathed's cartoons, which pointed out how patently stupid this
idea was.

>So you lose.  The English language continues to grow despite you.

Oh, good.  This means I can go back to using "he" and "man" and "mankind"
in a generic sense, right?  After all, it's an indication that "the language
is growing".

Maybe in a few years we can look forward to the word "ratchet" having 57
different meanings, as noun, verb, adjective, adverb and pronoun.

Either that or we can enjoy "antidisestablishmentarianism" being one of the
shorter words in the language.

This is growth?  So is cancer.

>Unless you have something clever & bizarre to say, which you can
>couch in neologisms, please keep your followups out of talk.bizarre.  
>Thank you for your support. 

Fuck.  You.

-- 
Michael Rawdon
rawdon@cabrales.cs.wisc.edu
University of Wisconsin Computer Sciences Department, Madison, WI

"I don't want to be a messiah, messiahs die young."
						- Men Without Hats
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: fall over and love it
Date: 28 Jul 92 08:30:46 GMT

When you fall face-down in the bog, the wetness creeps
upward through your tee shirt.

Eventually, you will feel the mosquitos on the back of 
your neck.


                              billbill@wetware.com
From: drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep's family tree
Date: 21 Jul 92 07:36:23 GMT
Organization: Speakers for the Bread

He's the bastard son of "Confusion to your enemies." and "Have a nice day.".

-- 
     David Bedno		       	             drseuss@gorn.echo.com
"It was a beautiful, almost poetic way to cap what had been a textbook career
of brilliant, original mathematical insights punctuated with outbursts of
random, deeply unhinged violence."                - olin.shivers@h.cs.cmu.edu
From: chrisl@sybase.com (Xian The Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Found Art File
Date: 24 Jul 92 21:28:17 GMT
Organization: DeMolay Association of America

In news.newusers.questions, Siddharth.Soni@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Siddharth Soni) writes:
<I have a newsreader program that i want to use,
<but it asks for a nntp server machine.
<
<I am on internet, and
<Currently, i read the news by telnetting to a bbs.
<
<I read the news sites on the comp.mail.maps
<but dont' know what all that info means.
<
<I try typing in some of the addresses
<but usually i get an acces denied, try again later error
<
<ANY help is appreciated, since i have NO clue,
<please take time to reply, thanks, Sidd

Powerful message, Sidd, but the meter is ALL wrong. 
Doesn't scan very well. Why not give sonnets a try?

[my paragraph is very well aligned, indeed.]

--
+------------+`Bertie Young came running down the sidewalk.
|    xian    |   When he reached Emily he stopped. "Hello, Emily,"
| ----<--<@  |     he said, bending over. "Want to smell my haircut?"'
+------------+       [emily's runaway imagination, beverly cleary]
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Trouble in town.
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 20:41:33 GMT

warren@news.cs.odu.edu (Tazer One) writes:
: So I took a trip into town to pick up some supplies.  It was an accident
: that I ran into the man's car.  I would never have done so on purpose.
: Well he got out of his car and I got out of mine.  He was only between
: 2 and 2 1/2 times my size.  He looked down at me and said, "What the hell
: did you do to my car?"  I looked back up at him and thought to myself, "It's
: times like this that I really wish I could make my eyes glow."
:    Tazer One

Not bad, but you're a few words short.  Not one word less than 100, remember.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey, Page of Newts)
Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
"And now only one things remains--the brute will to survive."
Current Album--The Waterboys:A Pagan Place
Current Read--Eileen Kernaghan:Journey To Aprilioth
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Foo")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Frog Cafe
Date: 29 Jul 92 14:30:30 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
X-Apprehension:  I really, really, really hope that this wasn't a Gary
	Larson cartoon or something.


Frog Cafe Customer:  I'll have the bluebottle special and a glass of
	pond water, please. 

Frog Cafe Waitress:  Okay.  Would you like flies with that?

--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark William Hopkins)
Subject: How to protect yourself against Hidden Camera Suprises
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 00:48:21 GMT

"Sir, if you will look over there, you will find a hidden camera because ...
YOU'RE ON LIVE NATIONAL TELEVISION ON OUR HIDDEN CAMERA SHOW!!""

"Oh!  Say!  Aren't you that Candid Camera clone on <insert name of apporpriate
network>??  I thought they cancelled you already!  Didn't they tell you yet?"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: fabian@conch.cis.ohio-state.edu (anjanette louise fabian)
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Organization: The Ohio State University, Department of Computer and Information Science
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 19:15:20 GMT

From previous article:

	@cis.umassd.edu (Rui N Campos) writes:

	>I don't know if he said this, but I wouldn't be surprised!  But regardless of
	>wether or not he said this, this quote is pure idiocy!  One only has to draw
	>a parallel to the bubonic plague to see how stupid this is:
	>"The Plague is not the government's responsibility.  And the Plague will not
	>go away until teenagers stop playing with dead animals."
	>Absolutely stupid!

	If AIDS can be compared to the bubonic plague, as you suggest, then perhaps
	we should quarantine all AIDS sufferers. With the rising numbers of AIDS
	patients suffering from an incurable strain of TB, which could be quite
	contagious, maybe this is the way to go.

My reply:

	When I first heard about AIDS, in 1984, I too, thought that quarantine was
the logical solution.  However, as we learn more about HIV, we realize that
this virus is an expert at hiding.  A flush of antibodies appears soon after exposure
but disappears after a month.  Then it takes up to 6 months for the antibodies to
reappear enough to be detected by ELISA and Western Blot tests.  This alone makes
any suggestion of quarantining ridiculous.

	Tuberculosis is indeed a serious growing problem.   TB isn't considered 
curable,but the proper antibiotic therapy renders it non-contagious.  From 
"Fresh Air",a National Public Radio program, I learned that funding has been 
steadily cut overthe past two decades for TB testing and treatment.  All health 
care workers and public school personnel are required to be tested annually for TB,
 but beyond that many people are walking around with a very contagious disease.  
The mortality rate for untreated "victims" (for want of a better word) is 50%.  
The drug therapy takes several weeks (don't remember exactly) to wipe out the 
germs completely.  The biggest problem after detecting active TB is convincing 
people to continue to take the medication after the symptoms disappear.  There 
are a lot of people who subscribe to the "the big strong man" myth and who don't 
like to show any weakness, let alone admit they are sick and need help from 
medication.  Believe me, I saw an grand mal epileptic seizure because an 
individual decided to discontinue his medication.  

	The result of stopping the medication early is that what microbes haven't 
been killed yet become resistant to whatever antibiotic was used.  Next step is
to use a different drug, but if the patient continues to ignore the instructions
you get a type TB resistant to many antibiotics.  Quarantining recalcitrant
TB patients has been suggested to get them to comply with the needed drug therapy,
but it is a severe step to take.  But it may be necessary.

	Anjanette Fabian

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: seattle
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 16:28:24 GMT


finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (I_AM_NOTHING_AND_KNOW_EVEN_LESS) writes:
>
>   PJF--->SATAN
>

Satan turns out to be a whiny babe when contacted by phone.

What a surprise.

--

	\\\\\sean/////
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:22920 alt.sex:24857
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Crown of Thorn")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex
Subject: Re: sexual inuendo
Date: 23 Jul 92 00:27:38 GMT
	<1992Jul22.203501.8382@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
Followup-To: alt.sex
Distribution: na
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU's message of 22 Jul 92 20:35:01 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.203501.8382@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
   >  I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend, but I had to find some way
   >of making my roommate get out before she came... over.
   help me out here, guys?
   is this supposed to be funny?


i don't get it.  would someone please explain it to me?
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RFD, alt.wavey.davey.likes.it.up.the.butt
Date: 21 Jul 92 11:11:21 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
>
>
>I'm requesting a discussion for the creation of
>alt.wavey.davey.likes.it.up.the.butt.  This group
>would be similar to a fan group, but with a slightly
>different bent to it.  The floor is open.  Discuss
>amongst yourselves.  Hell, go ahead and vote if you want.
>
>
>I see a great need.

I don't, though I'm no Wavey Davey fan.

/bur/hj goes back into my killfile.  Can't the man see how utterly dull
his posts are?  It just can't penetrate into his skull that he is almost
invariably humorless, staid, and boring.

Mark., sigh
gooley@netcom.com
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23037 alt.politics.bush:118 alt.politics.clinton:466
From: zursch@whizkid.corp.sgi.com (Jeffrey B. Zurschmeide)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: BUSH
Date: 23 Jul 92 17:55:14 GMT
Reply-To: zursch@whizkid.corp.sgi.com (Jeffrey B. Zurschmeide)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

In article <BrtFL4.6pI@world.std.com>, Bill Marcum writes:
>A vote for Bush means a chance that Quayle might get to the White House before
>'96.  If not, he's almost sure to be the next GOP candidate anyway.

No way, the Democrats do that all the time, but the Republicans never nominate
someone who has no chance of winning the office. Quayle will disappear after
he leaves the Veep seat. (Unless he becomes President by the death of GB, 
in which case the Republican '96 campaign will be more vitriolic that the '76,
with people challenging a sitting President.) 

JZ
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539)
Subject: More from Poser
Followup-To: alt.flame
Organization: Texas Instruments, Inc
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 02:23:27 GMT

Well, you can't say that the fact that Mr. Poser is the one with the
problem isn't obvious.  I'm perfectly willing to keep sending these
back forever.  In fact, if it becomes necessary, I guess it could
always be automated.

In article <1992Jul25.172125.1999@dscomsf.desy.de> Poser@vxdsyc.desy.de writes:
>In article <1992Jul24.120730.27324@mksol.dseg.ti.com>, 
>mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539) seems to have an 
>unnerving penchant for getting horsewhipped with barbed wire:
>|>
>|>In article <1992Jul24.043139.6865@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> 
>|>bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
>|>>In article <1992Jul24.030923.12610@mksol.dseg.ti.com> |>>mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539) writes:
>
>|>>>If you don't want follow-ups in talk.bizarre, seems to me you
>|>>>shouldn't reply to it from there.
>
>Any idea how news software works? Yeah, right, I didn't think so, either!

Unfortunately for you, Mr. Poser, yes.

>
>|>>If you don't want your head in your ass, like it has been, take it out.
>
>|>Sorry, but that was the only way I could establish the proper frame of
>|>mind for talking to the likes of you.
>
>There are a couple of rather incredible assertions in the sentence above:
>
>1) McCall postulates that he has what is commonly referred to as a mind.
>   Hardly! I suspect that he isn't even from the animal kingdom. Even
>   planaria are known to learn from applied painful stimuli. It doesn't!

Gee, that's the whole point of the exercise, but you don't seem to be
getting it.  You think I find this 'painful'?  I find idiots like you
HILARIOUS. 

>
>2) Letting alone the "mind" question, McCall asserts that he was able to
>   establish a "proper frame" of same. Questionable! That would require
>   a modicum of intelellect. McCall's postings on the whole could have been
>   generated by a suitably contrieved eliza program.

Judging your intellect by your spelling, I have a 13 year old niece
who is somewhat ahead of you.  Yeah, I know spelling isn't generally
something we criticize around here, but for bozoids like you I figure
I can make an exception.

>
>|>Fred.McCall@dseg.ti.com - I don't speak for others and they don't speak for me.
>
>Now get out and stay out!

My sentiments exactly, so WHY DON'T YOU?

>
>       Till Poser         Internet: poser@vxdsyc.desy.de
>-F35- ZEUS DESY/Freiburg  Bitnet:   POSER@DESYVAX
>bldg.1b-235, Notkestr.85  Hepnet:   VXDESY::POSER (13313::Poser)
>   D-2000 Hamburg 52      Tel.: -49-40-8998-2004


-- 
"Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live
 in the real world."   -- Mary Shafer, NASA Ames Dryden
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Fred.McCall@dseg.ti.com - I don't speak for others and they don't speak for me.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Leitmotifs for talk.bizarre
Date: 24 Jul 92 16:46:42 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Lately I have found myself associating songs or melodies with certain
t.b personalities and some of the dominant themes in the group.

Does anyone else do this? I think we should make a list and codify them.

I recall, for example, that Gooley claims Alberich's renunciation of love
and theft of the Rheingold as his own.

Everytime I read an rdc post I think of Oingo's "Only a Lad".

For the group as a whole, I think I fancy the theme music from the 
Little Rascals.

But what about a leitmotif for "h00ters", or "short shameful confession"?

What about one for Rictus Hep? cj? Sho?

rp -- maybe we could do this as a cascade?
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A message to American tourists planning to visit Edinburgh
Summary: Fuck Off [TM]
Date: 29 Jul 92 14:20:35 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


Falkirk is quite a nice place.

-- Ken "That would make you all someone else's problem" Johnson


-- 
////  Advice to dieters:          ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////    Never eat more than       ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////    you can carry.            ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////               -- Miss Piggy  ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
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