From: twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: FAQ diffs or The Secret Life of Lemurs, You Decide
Date: 16 Apr 92 16:51:03 GMT
Article-I.D.: dog.22743
Reply-To: twchan@lbl.gov (Head Lemur)
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After spending a long time at the Post Office filling out my tax forms,
at long last, here are the diffs between the new and previous versions
of the FAQ list.


Terry "Nobody ever tells me anything" Chan
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> F. Squeezing out the air from a partially consumed soda bottle will keep soda 
>    from going flat.
267a254,256
> U. Russian/Chinese mechanical translator translates "out of sight, out of mind"
>    into "blind and insane".
> U. Brian Scearce is fully integrated, but when is he partially differentiated?
268a258
> 
284,285d273
< P. Kibo knew Paul Abdul before her sex change.
< U. The original name of Paul Abdul's new single was "Kibology".
286a275,277
> U. Ed Zotti is Cecil Adams (or is it Cecil Adams is Ed Zotti?).
> Tb.Drinking large quantities of deionized/distilled water over a long period
>    of time can screw you up due to ion imbalances.
358a350,351
> T. The Ronald McDonald House in Rochester, MN is collecting tabs for their
>    own kids needs as of 3/92.  Thanks to Shawn Brawnhart and jay@vnet.ibm.com. 
409d401
< Fb.D.Tovey clawed his way to the top of the food chain but the last link missing
424a417,418
> T. 1st Levi's had a crotch seam rivet, dropped due to discomfort from standing
>    near fires.
526d519
< Tb.Mike Dedek's uncle got appendicitis after swallowing his gum.
529d521
< Tb.Russ Kepler has not been carded in the last 18 years while buying booze.
550c542
< F. Someone prepares tuna sandwich. Removes tuna can label to find "Cat Food".
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> T. Someone prepares tuna sandwich. Removes tuna can label to find "Cat Food".
558a551,556
> F. People eat chocolate because it gives them the same feeling as being in love.
> F. Chocolate makes people horny.
> F. Peeling labels off a beer bottle means you're: a) virgin, b) gonna get
>    lucky, c) sexually frustrated.
> F. Eating hot bread is bad for you (alcohol, stomach upset, etc.)
>    
560d557
< 
674c671
< Tb.Some change-making machines can be fooled by photocopies of currency.
---
> T. Some change-making machines can be fooled by photocopies of currency.
688c685
< Fb.Class requests remote satellite imaging photo; US says "no"; USSR says "yes".
---
> Fb.Class requests satellite imaging photo; US says "no"; (then) USSR says "yes".
704c701,702
< P. Gladstone once said to Disraeli, "What're you looking at, you homo?" 
---
> F. Noted atheist Madalyn Murray O'Hair/O'Hare is petitioning the FCC to ban
>    religious broadcasting.
766a765,766
> U. Fancy car owner puts "No Radio" sign in car. Returns to broken windshield
>    and "No Windshield" or "Get One" sign. 
787c787,788
< T. Dalmatians and humans are the only mammals whose urine contains urea.
---
> F. Dalmatians and humans are the only mammals whose urine contains urea.
> T. Thanks (of some sort) to Phil "Joe Orgasmic Chemistry" Gustafson.
810a812
> F. Dog gets shock from phone line, urinates, phone rings!
870a873,876
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