From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Star Trek
Keywords: Dr. McCoy
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 02:58:12 GMT

mod@cs.man.ac.uk (Mike O'Docherty (Teaching Company Associate)) writes:

>v091n6fu@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Ariana) writes:

>>I'm surprised no one has posted any of the infamous Dr. "Bones" McCoy quotes on
>>this string yet! Here are two of my personal favorites:

>Could some kind soul post the lyrics to "Star Trekkin'" --- spoof single
>of the early eighties? Lyrics along the lines of

>"We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill..."
>"It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it..."
>Chorus:
>"Star trekkin' across the universe, We're only going forward `cos we cannot
>find reverse..."

Here's some spoof of the spoof lyrics :)

Eccles



Well, you've probably heard about it, since I've made a few references to
it.  Now Two Bit has made the edits she wanted to make and in her words,
"it is corrected, as far as I care."  Well I made some slight alterations.
Made a few errors.  Data used "it's" once, and Dr. Crusher's lines changed
after the first speaking, and the title was misspelled throughout.  Also
slight reformatting of lyrics to fit Jukebox Standard form, excluding
title lines, which were left as is (other than the addition of a K).

Copyright 1991 by Two Bit of Gallifrey BBS, Lincoln, NE.  Reproduction
authorized.  Recording rights reserved.


   STAR TREKKIN': THE NEXT GENERATION
                by Two Bit

  Star Trekkin'
  The next generation twerps
  On the starship Enterprise
  Under Papa Smurf.

  Star Trekkin'
  The next generation twerps
  Slowly going forward
  'Cause we're not allowed reverse.

 Ensign Wesley Crusher, report.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow
 Starboard bow.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow
 Sir.

 Analysis, Commander Data.

 It is life, sir,
 But better than us
 Better than us
 Better than us.

 It is life, sir
 But better than us
 Better than us
 Captain.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow
 Starboard bow.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow
 Sir.

  Star Trekkin'
  The next generation twerps
  On the starship Enterprise
  Under Papa Smurf.

  Star Trekkin'
  The next generation twerps
  Slowly going forward,
  Still aren't allowed reverse.

 Medical update, Dr. Crusher.

 It's worse than that
 He's mutant, Jean-Luc
 Mutant, Jean-Luc
 Mutant, Jean-Luc.

 It's worse than that
 He's mutant, Jean-Luc
 Mutant, Jean-Luc
 Mutant.

 It is life, sir
 But better than us
 Better than us
 Better than us.

 It is life, sir
 But better than us
 Better than us
 Captain.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow
 Starboard bow.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow
 Sir.

 Starship Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

 Ah, we come in peace,
 Let us go
 Let us go
 Let us go.

 We come in peace
 Let us go
 Let us go
 Please.

 It's worse than that,
 He's mutant, Jean-Luc,
 Mutant, Jean-Luc,
 Mutant, Jean-Luc.

 It's worse than that
 He's mutant, Jean-Luc,
 Mutant, Jean-Luc,
 Mutant.

 It is life, sir,
 But better than us
 Better than us
 Better than us.

 It is life, sir
 But better than us
 Better than us
 Captain.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow
 Starboard bow.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow
 Sir.

  Star Trekkin'
  The next generation twerps
  On the starship Enterprise
  Under Papa Smurf.

  Star Trekkin'
  The next generation twerps
  Slowly going forward
  And things are getting worse.

 Engine room, Mr. LaForge...

 I cannot change what I can't see
 What I can't see
 What I can't see.

 I cannot change what I can't see
 What I can't see
 Sir.

 Ah, we come in peace
 Let us go
 Let us go
 Let us go.

 We come in peace
 Let us go
 O'Brian, energize!

 It's worse than that
 He's mutant, Jean-Luc
 Mutant, Jean-Luc
 Mutant, Jean-Luc.

 It's worse than that
 He's mutant, Jean-Luc
 Mutant, Jean-Luc
 Mutant.

 It is life, sir
 But better than us
 Better than us
 Better than us.

 It is life, sir
 But better than us
 Better than us
 Captain.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow
 Starboard bow.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow,
 Sir!

 You cannot eat the script, Worf.
 I'll can ya, Worf

 It's worse than that
 It's syndication, baldy.

 <spoken>

 Bridge to Engineering, warp factor 10.
 If I give it any more, she'll blow, Captain.

 <BANG>

 <echoing and high pitched-fading>

  Star Trekkin'
  The next generation twerps
  On the starship Enterprise
  Under Papa Smurf.

  Star Trekkin'
  The next generation twerps
  Slowly going forward
  'Cause we're not allowed reverse.


Any questions regarding this message can be addressed to greg@hoss.unl.edu.
I may not be able to keep up with the messages in the groups this is posted
in.  I can forward replies back to Two Bit, if you want me to.  I do not
guarantee any replies from her.

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