From: ekho@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (amanda rothman)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Dalek has entered the building
Date: 25 Dec 92 20:09:07 GMT
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida

djsnyder@husc10.harvard.edu (David Snyder) writes:

> In article <B9uXVB2w165w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu> doctor8@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (
> >
> >> trumpins@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Barbara Trumpinski) writes:
> >> 
> >> > the dalek says:
> >> > 
> >> > >There is a eery quiver that sounds through the Place, similar to the
> >> > >familiar noise of the Doctor's TARDIS, but quicker, clearer and more 
> >> > >well tuned.  A large metal box appears in the middle of the Place.
> >> > >A door in the box opens, and a pepperpot shaped creature slides out.
> >> > >"Exterminate," cries the Dalek.  "Exterminate."
> >> > >No one in the place showest the slighest sign of terror.
> >> > >"Exterminate?" asks the Dalek.  He is suddenly struck by a stream 
> >> > >of positive emotions, a stream that bores into his brain and
> >> > >activates parts that the Dalek had long belived remove.  The Dalek
> >> > >finds happiness.  He'd like to order a drink, but has no experience
> >> > >ingesting alcohol.
> >> > 
> >> > "you don't have to drink alcohol here in the Place...but if you do it
> >> > won't hurt you...welcome..."  kitten is trying to figure out who exter
> >> > minute is ....
> >> 
> >>   Tiring of stalking Amanda... (for now; don't let that encourage you.), 
> >> Ekho appraises the newcomer.  "Quite an interesting mode of 
> >> transportation.  Would you take it amiss if I looked at it?  I have been 
> >> doing research into parachronic technology, a type of dimension travel, 
> >> you could call it."  Amanda has been staring at the Dalek throughout the 
> >> conversation.  When it becomes apparent that no "extermination" is to 
> >> come about, she offers, "Welcome to the Place.  Care for a jellybaby?"    
> >> A hesitant grin appears, and she moves closer to Kitten and Ekho.
> >> 
> >>            Yours in Time and Space
> >
> >     The Doctor, who has been sitting carefully, not knowing what to 
> >think of this latest arrival, finnaly rises. He strolls over to the 
> >Dalek, fishing in a bag for something. He removes a large box, from which 
> >he produces a massive banana cream pie. Suddnely breaking into a 
> >mischievous grin, The Doctor smashes the pie right on tope of the Dalek, 
> >scooping a bit onto his eyepiece for good measure. Roaring with laughter, 
> >he proclaims "Welcome!"... and ducks.
> >
> >The Doctor
> 
> "MY VISION IS IMPAIRED" cries the Dalek "I CAN NOT SEE."  He starts
> rotating and randonly moving around the move, bumping into various people.
> (Excuse me).  Finally, the Dalek crashes into the pool, and sinks to
> the bottem. This serves to clear the Dalek's eyepiece and cheers him
> up incredibly.  However, he will need some assistance getting out of
> the water.  (Luckily Dalek casings are waterproof.)
> 
> The Dalek

  Putting the Dalek between herself and Ekho who is still stalking her 
(again), Amanda considers the situation.  "Well," she comments in between 
dodges, "we have a large number of people in here with great strength 
and/or telekenetics.  Let's get a team effort going!"  Amanda jumps to 
the side, but to no avail.  Ekho gives her a light shove, sending her 
into the pool to keep the Dalek company.

        Yours in Time and Space