HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mpeters@pax.eunet.ch (MBX Michael Peters)
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Organization: EUnet Login/Mailbox Service
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 19:03:36 GMT

sl3nf@cc.usu.edu writes:
: In article <1992Nov19.214734.120505@zeus.calpoly.edu>, gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Wesley) writes:
: > Once again, gumby@spock.uucp (Danny Richman) says:
: >>In article <19934.2b07c212@ul.ie> 9111298@ul.ie writes:
: >>>In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) writes:
: >>>> In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
: >>>>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
: >>>>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
: >>>>>>
: >>>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
: >>>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
: >>>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
: >>>>>>>they'd be....
: >>>>>>
: >>>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
: >>>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
: >>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
: >>>>>>they'd be...
: >>>>>>
: >>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
: >>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
: >>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
: >>>>>they'd be...
: >>>> 
: >>>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
: >>>> 999,999,996Green bottles hanging on the wall
: >>>> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
: >>>> they'd be...
: >>>> 
: >>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
: >>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
: >>> And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
: >>> there'd be...
: >>>
: >>999,999,994 Green bottles hanging on the wall
: >>999,999,994 Green bottles hanging on the wall
: >>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
: >>they'd be....
: > 
: > 999,999,993 Green bottles hanging on the wall
: > 999,999,993 Green bottles hanging on the wall
: > and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
: > they'd be....
: 
:
: 999,999,992 Green bottles hanging on the wall
: 999,999,992 Green bottles hanging on the wall
: and if one of those bottles should happen to fall
: they'd be...
:
:
999,999,991 Green bottles hanging on the wall
999,999,991 Green bottles hanging on the wall
and if one of those bottles should happen to fall
they'd be...


Then the guy from Anheiser Busch would come in a purchase 1000 samples
for evaluation purposes only.

So..

999,998,991 Green bottles hanging on the wall
999,998,991 Green bottles hanging on the wall
and if one of those bottles should happen to fall
they'd be...

Even with such methods this may take a while..

--
.Sig? me Mikey. Computa ben wewy wewy good too me.
From: gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Wesley)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted: Green Golf Ball Joke
Date: 18 Nov 92 23:16:09 GMT
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo

Once again, rfritz@zeus.calpoly.edu (Ryan E. Fritz) says:
>In rec.humor, rm009b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (LOBO) spewed:
>>
>>  Would somebody email me the Green Golf Ball Joke, I've necer seen it and
>>would like to find out what it is about.
>
>The Green Golf Ball Joke is halarious!!  I would mail you a copy, but I had
>it stored on my other account.  When the sysadmin here found out I had a
>copy of the GGBJ, my account was frozen.  Maybe someone else could mail it
>to you, though?
>
>-- 
>  "Too many puppies are being shot in the dark.  Too many puppies are being
>   trained not to bark.  At the sight of blood that must be spilled so that
>   we may maintain our oil fields."  -- PRIMUS         Ryan E. Fritz
>                                                rfritz@poseidon.calpoly.edu

You too?  I though I could fool Claudius by changing the words "Green Golf
Ball" and "Varoom!!!" to "Purple kangaroo" and "Splat!!", but he saw right
through it... now I have to go down to the Computer Science Lab to talk with
him about it.  It's screwy...  I had it tar'red, compressed, and zipped, and
he STILL caught on...  Thank God i have THIS site...

Guys...  Really, this joke is hysterical, but it may not be worth your
getting into all this trouble over...

BTW --> It wasn't as funny, but have you heard the follow-up to the GGBJ,
the Blue Golf-Ball joke?  I suppose if you tell it right after you tell the
GGBJ, you're still laughing for the next half-hour, anyway... but still...

Objoke: This golfer took a can of green spray paint to the golf course one
saturday morning...

-- 
-Wesley                 | "I've never understood how God could expect his
                        | creatures to pick the one true religion by faith-
gbloom@hebe.calpoly.edu | it strikes me as a sloppy way to run the
drow@kazak.nmsu.edu     | universe."   -- Robert A. Heinlein
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From: gckchin@ntuix.ntu.ac.sg (Kelvyn Chin)
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Organization: Nanyang Technological University - Singapore
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 06:27:32 GMT

CHEN JIA TYAN (isc30176@nusunix1.nus.sg) wrote:
: > What is the deal with this Green Golf Ball joke?  I've seen it mentioned
: > several times now, and I would really like to read/hear it.  If there's some-
: > thing obscene or something about it, fine, but could somebody PLEASE PLEASE
: > PLEASE mail it to me?  I promise I won't be offended.....
: 
: Me too!
: I'm beginning suspect somebody made this up.     

Make that three of us ;) I *PROMISE* i won't be offended too.
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christmas songs
Date: 19 Nov 92 13:30:24 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <1edrqiINN6qm@network.ucsd.edu> tck@bend.ucsd.edu (Kevin Marcus) writes:
>Can anyone tell me where the FAQ for rec.humor is?  Is there one?  Someone just
>mentioned it...
>
>Is there an FTP site it is attainable at?

The ftp site

	    storage.rugers.edu

Contains copys of BOFH, blonde joke list, 1000 question purity test and the 
GGBJ.

	  Andy
-- 
|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |
From: sdoki@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Suresh Doki)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Repost new lyrics to "Sitting on the dock of the Bay"
Date: 22 Nov 1992 19:59:32 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigwpi.wpi.edu

In the bliss of his ignorance kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman) writes:

>>	(Sittin' On) the Cock of a Gay
>	[lyrics deleted]
>That's absolutely sick.  Why don't you confine stuff like that to alt.sex
>Comply or face my wrath!  Don't lose your head!

excuse me but which head are you talking about?

suresh
From: gt4278b@prism.gatech.EDU (Jensulu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Green Golf Ball Joke
Keywords: Please?
Date: 17 Nov 92 13:59:58 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology

I'm a new reader of rec.humor, and I'm dying of curiosity.  Somebody
*please* send me a copy of the GGBJ, if it still exists in somebody's
account.  

Send to gt4278b@prism.gatech.edu.

Thanks (but only if I get it.)

J.

-- 
Jensulu, Ship's Lost Lamb 
U.S.S. Confusion, United Federation of Slightly-Computer-Literates 
"I was attempting the hell to communicate." -Spock   
HELP!  I'm trapped in this computer class and I can't get out!     
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca (macleod heather)
Subject: Re: Nice Try (used to be Re: gREEN gOLF bALL jOKE)
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 22:38:09 GMT

In article <27480@dog.ee.lbl.gov> prem@prem.lbl.gov (R. Shirdi Prem) writes:
>In article <BxtCwt.C0v@mach1.wlu.ca> macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca (macleod heather) writes:
>>I call everyone's bluff!!  I don't believe there really is a Green Golf ball
>>joke!!  So, if I'm wrong, please send it to me, and let my mind be at rest!
>>Heather macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca
>
>	Nice try heather! But you gotta do better than 
>	that if you want me to send it to you..........
I got it from enough people that I don't need to get it from you!!!


>	Objoke:
>	    People say that, statistically, it is safer to fly than
>	    to drive; however I say that statistically, you have a
>	    heck of a better chance of survival if your car crashes
>	    than if your plane crashes.
>
>	Prem!
> ==============================================================================
> ===   My modeling career was brief. I think it was because I got typecast  ===
> ===   after that time I was featured on the evolution chart......you know, ===
> ===   third from the left -- The Java Man..........                        ===
> ==============================================================================


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From: jeffj@ultra.com (Jeff Johnson)
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Reply-To: jeffj@ultra.com
Organization: Ultra Network Technologies
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 06:25:33 GMT

In article 921118506@disco.rgm.com, rjw@disco.rgm.com (robert willis) writes:
=>filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit) writes:
=>
=>>If you really want the [omitted], try giving a snail mail or fax address.
=>>Maybe someone will send it that way.
=>
=>Hahaha, Like anyone is going to actually believe this??  Or does
=>this artificial inteligence program crack encryption too (ya right!), 
=>if it does exist encrypt it with crypt, DES or something and send the
=>key in a seperate message.

Great idea!  Here is the compressed, uuencoded, encrypted joke
(I'll send the key in another message):

begin 666 joke.txt.Z
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L8=RY4^K"9"IF+YG7B-.O3,]FSAL0<]0AAAIEC$$'4&\HL%MF<VS6DQLN* "1
 
end

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From: EC0AAEF <EC0AAEF@MUSIC.TCS.TULANE.EDU>
Subject: <none>
Organization: Your MUSIC System
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 22:26:10 GMT
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-24157]: music.tcs.tulane.edu

PONTIAC

Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadilac

WAGONER@CEM.ECON.TULANE.EDU
From: scdorcy@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov (JAMES DORCEY)
Subject: Re: Haha  GGBJ!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center
Date: 18 Nov 1992 17:22 EST  

In article <1992Nov17.011558.1948@gn.ecn.purdue.edu>, orlando@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (Peter J. Orlando) writes...
> 
>I for one have gotten a good laugh at seeing everyone requesting
>the Green golf ball joke.  Geez,  I remember when everyone was requesting
>for it a couple of years ago.  It is funny how some people dont learn  or
>even catch a clue.  To the people who posted that they have it or have seen it,
>its a sort of good prank.  Sort of like to go get a bucket of steam or even
>get a knot puller (knot from a tree).  And to the people who keep 
>requesting for it.  This is not a slam but think about it people.
>Think about the comment a sucker born every minute.

Hmm... That's odd.  When I checked my archives, I found a copy of it and 
the file date indicates that I downloaded it last spring.  Only problem is, 
my net access does not allow me to upload files and I am sure as hell not 
going to type it in.
From: maujs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J D Morris)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Babies
Date: 18 Nov 1992 13:38:23 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk
From: tes0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (THOMAS EDWIN SCHMIDLIN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christmas songs
Date: 17 Nov 92 03:49:31 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov16.215521.12992@athena.cs.uga.edu>, gundlach@helena.stat.uga.
edu (Gundlach Family account) writes:
>In article <92318.232456ICEND@ASUACAD.BITNET> <ICEND@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
>%_Does anyone know the words to the McKensy (sp?) brothers 12 days of Xmas?
>%_
>%_Some I remember are
>%_   3 french toasts
>%_   2 turtle necks
>%_   and a beer.
>4 mocking birds
>5 Electric bills

No, no, no, it goes like this

8 comic books
7 packs of smokes
6 packs of touk cords(?)
5 GOLDEN TOUKS
4 pounds of back bacon
3 french toasts
2 turtle necks
and a beer

Versus 12-9 do not exist on "The Great White North", so that's all.
-- 


Tom Schmidlin       DEEP THOUGHTS: By Jack Handey - I wish a robot would
TES0@LEHIGH.EDU         get elected president.  That way, when he came
215-758-0875            to town, we could all take a shot at him and not
                        feel too bad.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
From: mpb@troy.cc.bellcore.com (bunz,marcus p)
Subject: Re: base -2 arithmetic (was: Re: Trinary)
Organization: Bellcore, Livingston, NJ
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 15:05:14 GMT
Followup-To: poster

In article <3ug2TB6w165w@mertwig.UUCP>, xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker) writes:
> souva@aibn58.mpifr-bonn.mpg.de (Ignatios Souvatzis) writes:
> 
> > Base -1 might be trouble, but...
> > 
> > You CAN built base -2 arithmetic. 
> > 
> > 0	0
> > 1	1
> > 2	110
> > 3	111
> > 4	100
> > 5	101
> > 6	11010
> > 7	11011
> > 8	11000
> > 9	11001
> > 10	11110
> 
> No way. Base means how many different symbols are used, and thats still 2 
> symbols, 0 and 1. Anything less than base 2 is impossible as there is no 
> contrast. 
> 
> Daniel Max P. Drucker            | #define SLOGAN Hey! Lets port it to COBOL!
> The 14 year old LISP/C++ genius. | Disclaimer: I don't know COBOL.
>  /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\/~\/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ 
> /  Difficulty! It's the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!    \
> \__________________________________________________________________________/
> /    Is there anyone out there in net.land in Port Washington, New York?   \
> \______a m a t e u r____r a d i o____c a l l s i g n____p e n d i n g______/

Actually, base 1 IS possible.  Choose a symbol, any symbol, lets choose ^
           ^ base 1 = 0 base 10
          ^^ base 1 = 1 base 10
         ^^^ base 1 = 2 base 10
                    .
                    .
                    .
^^^^^^^^^^^^ base 1 = 11 base 10

This system is very simlar to the usage of stones by sheep hearders
to keep track of their sheep.
From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: West Virginia Jokes
Date: 18 Nov 92 15:23:31 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

What do you call an only child in West Virginia?
    Virgin
Did you hear the west virginians have a new use for sheep?
    Wool
How can a west virginian tell when her daughter is having her period?
    By the taste of her son's penis
What do west virginians do on Halloween?
    Pumpkin
Why didn't the West virginian want his son to marry a virgin?
    Well if she ain't good enough for her own family, she sho ain't good
    enough for ours
There are more but I can't remember them right now.  IF YOU HAVE THEM POST
THEM.

I REALLY DON"T CARE IF THERE IS A "GGBJ" BUT THINK OF IT FROM A GOLFERS POINT
OF VIEW.  HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO FIND A GREEN GOLF BALL IN THE GREEN
GRASS.
-- 
MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN
758-0207
MLSA

"I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here, you're voice sounds so
wonderful but your face don't look too clear so barmaid bring a pitcher,
another round of brew, why don't we get drunk and screw?"- J. Buffett
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
From: lyle@chainsaw.ecn.purdue.edu (Lyle Youngblood)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 04:53:05 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.021906.11811@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au> wharvey@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Wayne Harvey) writes:
>mroberts@ptdcs2.intel.com (Mark Roberts ~) writes:
>
>>In article <swtc62t@Unify.Com> tsv@Unify.com (Tim Vannaman) writes:
>>>
>>>FORD:  First on Race Day
>>>
>
>>I thought that was supose to be
>
>>		FORD: *FUCKED* on Race Day
>
>>or my favorite:
>
>>		FORD: Fucked-up Old Rebuilt Dodge
>
>>		;) :0 :)
>
>
>	Found On Rubbish Dump

Found On Roadside - Dead
From: mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael T Freeman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Date: 17 Nov 92 16:45:16 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

dsbb@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (D. SPENCER BEECHER) writes:


>>Does it exist or is it just all a joke.

>Just so you know, I have seen the Green Golf Ball Joke.  It is one
>of the truly great jokes to come out of Scotland (along with Mary).

>I'd post what I remember of it (most), but I don't tell it right.

	Yes, it's just not quite as funny without all the correct
details. 

-- 
        --Just for the record, I did               Michael Freeman
          NOT vote for Billary Clinton... 	   mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
						   U of I at Urbana/Champaign
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: news@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
Subject: guess what
Organization: The Ohio State University
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 03:24:02 GMT

This article was probably generated by a buggy news reader.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: RONEAL@lexmark.com (Randy O'Neal)
Subject: RE: Radio Joke
X-Disclaimer: These views are the poster's and not necessarily those of Lexmark
Organization: Lexmark International, Lexington, KY
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 19:41:15 GMT

In article <1992Nov20.122754.4162@memstvx1.memst.edu>
nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
 
>
>
>mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN), Lehigh University writes:
>
>> There is a joke that goes "Two elephants are sitting in a bathtub, one
>> says pass the soap, the other replies no soap, radio."  Why does he say
>> this and more importantly why is this so funny when I'm drunk and so
>> confusing when I'm sober.
>
>This is a type of joke that dates back at least to the fifties and was
>very poplar with kids. The joke setup may be quite long like a shaggy dog
>story, also poplar at that time, but the punch line is always "Radio!" or
>some other non sequitur ending referring to the word radio.
>
>e.g.
>A polar bear was fishing through a hole in the ice when he fell in.
>He lost his bearing under the water and could not find the hole in the
>ice. Luckily there was another hole which he was able to make large enough
>to climb out. Looking around he saw not far away the original hole in the
>ice. And do you know what was right next to that hole?   A RADIO!!
>At this, those in on the joke would bust out laughing and carrying on as if
>it were the funniest joke in the world. The mark was usually a nerdy type or
>other "non-popular" kid who was not a member of the clique. Does this remind
>you of a joke currently gumming up rec.humor??
>
>One more before we lay this piece of trash aside, also concerns a polar bear,
>which was a common theme. A polar bear started walking south through North
>America and a penguin started walking north through South America. As they
>passed each other at the equator, the penguin leaped high in the air and
>yelled, "RADIO!"
 
This reminds me of a similar joke, where a guy is laying bricks at a new house
when a monkey wanders by and begins to pester the guy.  Finally, the monkey
climbs a tree with a brick, throws the brick up in the air and screams
RADIO!... dumb stares erupt from the listeners...
 
Then, the second joke begins... A lady with a baby and a man with a cigar are
flying coast to coast.  The baby drives the man nuts as the cigar drives the
lady nuts.  They finally agree to throw both out of the plane.  When the baby
comes down, what does he have in his mouth??? A brick...
 
Man, the things we called humor in high school...
 
 
Randy O'Neal  RONEAL@lexmark.com     Printer Attach Software Development
                                     Lexmark International, Inc.
-- Weinberg's Law --                 Lexington, Ky.
'If builders built buildings like
 programmers wrote programs, then                                     __o
 the first woodpecker that came      "The views above are not those  `\<,
 along would destroy civilization.'   of my employer... just mine."  O/ O
From: phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Date: 17 Nov 1992 12:23:17 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk

Hee hee, so kill me, flame me.  I cancelled ye GGBJ after I posted it.
Oh I'm so wicked...

-- 
*----------*-------------------------------------------------------------*
| Sam   Jam|"Never underestimate the importance of a cheap laugh"-       |
| Liddicott| phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk  | I WAS IN IDAHO | Plucky Duck TTA |
*---------------It's a thing that makes me go hmmm...--------------------*
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: scw54193@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Nsane )
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 00:31:22 GMT

bgray@engr.UVic.CA (Bob Gray) writes:

>>999,999,991 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>999,999,991 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>and if one of those bottles should happen to fall
>>they'd be...

Simple minds.........

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bill@gaza.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (William J. King)
Subject: requesting Dentist/dental hygenist jokes, please.
Organization: University of Hawaii
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 00:57:20 GMT



got any dentist & dental hygenist jokes?
thanx, in advance.

--
    bill@uhunix.bitnet 
    bill@uhunix.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu 
    21.19 N.LAT by 157.52 W.LONG          
    Fish on the Byte
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: maven@lerc.nasa.gov (Larry Fishbach)
Subject: Re: GGBJ
Reply-To: maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center, Cleveland, OH
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 17:25:33 GMT

In article <By0quG.K0B@dcs.ed.ac.uk>, mlxh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Michael Howard) writes:
> 
>  I posted the GGBJ about the vicar and the tart, but have heard there was
> another one!  could some1 please send me? <and the bast. operator from hell :->
> 
>  I assume there *IS* another version?
> 
> ta.
> 
> 
> --
> \_____\^\_\^\_\^/_/^\____\^ ***************************************************
> ^\\^\^\\^\_\^\_\_/\^^\\_^^^*                <mlxh@dcs.ed.ac.uk>             
> ^^\\^\^\\^\_\^\_\^\\^^\/___*I feel no pain dear mother now; but oh, I am so dry!
> ^^^\\^^^\\^\_\^\_\^\\^^\___\*Oh take me to a brewery, and leave me there to die.

I heard about a prostitute that was willing to give up an eye
in order to get the GGBJ.
-- 
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maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov   Larry Fishbach @ NASA Lewis Cleveland Ohio
"Everything here is my own opinion"   Quoth the Maven "Evermore"
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