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From: apb.4840@n7kbt.rain.com 
Subject: GM 27 ISO G or Bi M
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Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 10:45:28 GMT




I'm 27 GWM and a true Sadist

you're a male masochist

preferably in Southern California, preferably Orange County

novice to seasoned, it doesn't matter. 


you need to like (or want to like) pain.


sex roles to be determined, if at all. 


more details upon response



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From: apb.5135@n7kbt.rain.com 
Subject: Cute, slim, SWM (age 30), seeks a Mistress
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Organization: Anonymous Contact Service @ N7KBT
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 07:30:35 GMT

Hello Mistress,

	I'm a beginner, and would *love* to hear from any female
	Mistresses, that would be interested in corresponding with me.

	I get extremely turned on, when I read about women controlling
	men, in magazines such as "Variations".  I've been unable to
	find such women, so I'm posting this message, in the hope
	I'll get in touch with such a woman.

	I look forward to hearing from you!

Thank You Mistress




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From: Magician@dktower.demon.co.uk ("Magician")
Subject: Re: Who Reads this Newsgroup? RESULTS OF SURVEY 
Distribution: world
Organization: "Magician's Dark Tower"
Reply-To: magician@dktower.demon.co.uk
X-Mailer: Simple NEWS 1.90 (ka9q DIS 1.19)
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 20:18:54 +0000


  Will somebody close to our statisitically-minded friend *please* explain, 
  quietly and sympathetically, how to post just one copy of an article, and 
  how you have to *wait* for it to appear, not repost it 27 times?   
  Thank you...  :-)



>>Someone said
>>Female, Heinz 57. I have no clue what Heinz 57 means!!

It means, over here at least, " a mixture".  From the original advertising 
slogan on Heinz food packs.... "57 Varieties".    Thus, I'd assume, a 
person of mixed origins.   "Produce of more than one country", as they say !

Now, let's see, all I have to do now is post this follow-up 27 times, and
we're all set..... :-)


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Newsgroups: alt.personals.bondage
From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: I like...
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 22:01:12 GMT

 cf542@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Julio Richard Laredo) runs to 
	Mickey Dee's...

|females bound, and them barefooted.  
|
|Anyone else?

Yes, I'll take two and an order of fries. Chocolate shake if they
gottem...

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com)
The human heart is often the victim of the sensations of the moment; success
intoxicates it to presumption, and disappointment dejects and terrifies it.
								-- Volney
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From: apb.5134@n7kbt.rain.com 
Subject: California Mistress Seeks Hole Filler...
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Organization: Anonymous Contact Service @ N7KBT
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 06:15:34 GMT


This is Mistress Janett,

I've found it surprising and quite unfortunate that the fisting
community in our beautiful state of California is ever-dwindling.

I'm a 22-year old, hot, firey bisexual woman, seeking a man or
woman, child, or animal to wreak havoc on my holes with elbow-length
rubber gloves, and organ-displacing knuckles.  I want to quiver
and buckle under your strength as you plunge your gloved arm into
my bellowing holes.  

Lubrication is nusiance.  I want your all, your ever lunge, your
every effort to chafe me to the full extent allowed by physics.

And I want you to like it as my sharp nails perforate your rectum,
your throat, your inner thighs...

If you're interested, and not afraid, and tired of that ordinary
dull straight sex that everybody finds so un-amusing, write to me.
Tell me what you want to do to me.  Abuse me.  I'm a whore.
I'm not worthy.  I'm really not that good...I don't deserve you.



Won't you be my fisting lover?

Beaten, but not amused...


J



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From: apb.5171@n7kbt.rain.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals.bondage
Subject: French Master seek slaves
Date: 26 Jan 93 15:46:54 GMT
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French Master seeking submissive female from Paris. (ou ailleurs)
New or experienced slaves accepted. 
I am a strict, but loving master.  Send me
a full description about yourself, and if you can convince
me that you worthy of being my slave, I might take you
into my service.  Write today (apb5171@n7kbt.rain.com)

K.




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From: etlpphs@etlxd30.ericsson.se (Phillip Hodges,XD/NDG ,hh )
Newsgroups: alt.personals.bondage
Subject: GWM ISO TOP
Date: 22 Jan 93 17:10:31 GMT
Reply-To: etlpphs@etlxd30.ericsson.se
Organization: Ericsson


Hi, my name is Phil and I'm new to the net.  I'm only 5'6" and quite shy.
I'm looking for any dominant men for e-mail relationship and maybe more.
Please respond via e-mail (etlpphs@etlxd20.ericsson.se) and we'll take it
from there.

ps.  I like to cross-dress for my master.

Phil.
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From: an501@anon.penet.fi (THE STUD)
Subject: No Subject
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.bondage
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 22:37:34 GMT

i am looking for a woman who is 18-25 years old with whom i can enjoy some
sex filled lusty afternoons.  serious replies only.  i am a single male, 24
more details will be given upon receival of replies.


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From: apb.5103@n7kbt.rain.com 
Subject: need alias
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Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 05:31:15 GMT

 






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From: an7795@anon.penet.fi (DMN8R)
Subject: TORONTO AREA
Organization: Anonymous contact service
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 02:17:06 GMT


Dominant male seeks submissive female(s) in Toronto area.

On your knees bitch !!!!
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From: donald@dswalker.EBay.Sun.COM (Don Walker)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.bondage
Subject: SM ISO
Date: 21 Jan 1993 15:03:46 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
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SM ISO a submissive female to explore her submissive
side. The lady should be open to trying new and exciting
things.
 

Master
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From: apb.3850@n7kbt.rain.com 
Subject: Chicago area...
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 03:45:26 GMT

SWF, 30, submissive, seeks male dominant (age 25-45) in the
Chicago area for relationship.  I am into bondage and light pain,
no humiliation.
     
Local replies only, please.
     
Deanna
     



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From: an6594@anon.penet.fi
Subject: SATAN
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.bondage
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 04:53:22 GMT

To the net.wizard who calls himself SATAN.
	     A warning. I will defend what is mine. Every force, real or
	     imagined, can be cancelled by another. Confront me, face to
	     face, or move on to one more susceptible to fear.
						    DS 
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From: apb.admin@n7kbt.rain.com
Subject: Using the alt.personals.bondage Anonymous Contact Service - The short form
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Organization: Anonymous Contact Service @ N7KBT
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 10:40:02 GMT

Last update: September 21, 1992

To post a NON-anonymous article to alt.personals.bondage:

	Just post like you would to any other group.
	alt.personals.bondage is not moderated.

To post an anonymous article to alt.personals.bondage:

	E-MAIL your article to apb.post@n7kbt.rain.com (World).

	Anything after a line beginning with  "--" is considered
	signature and is removed.

To send e-mail to an anonymous poster or to anyone with an alias:

	Just send e-mail to the alias as you would normally send e-mail.
	Anything after a line beginning with "--" is considered 
	signature and removed.

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what your alias would be if you did post a personal:

	Send e-mail to "apb.ping@n7kbt.rain.com".
	Doesn't matter what's in the body of the message, no one
	ever sees it.

To get help, make suggestions, complain, etc.:

	Send e-mail to "apb.admin@n7kbt.rain.com".

If your e-mail path contains any of the strings "MAILER", "mailer",
"DAEMON", "daemon", "POSTMASTER", "postmaster", "DELIVER", "news" or
"root", anything you send to apb.post, apb.ping, or an alias will be
shoved in the bitbucket for recycling.  Send from an account with some
other username.

I would strongly suggest reading the "Long Form" version of the
Intro to the ACS before you try posting anonymously.

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From: apb.5081@n7kbt.rain.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals.bondage
Subject: Lady Seeks Slaves
Date: 21 Jan 93 01:02:33 GMT
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I am trying to get back to all who have sent
messages to my other post. If you have not
received some type of mail, be patient. If
you have, and it is not an inquiry, do not
reply again. 

I still seek male slaves, bi or straight, over
5'11", well built. Only the single need apply.

I have one space to fill for a woman. If you
are bi or lean more to the straight side; if
you want to be dominated and instructed to 
pleasure several men; write immediately. I
will take only the very best application. 

Lady Noire




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From: an4389@anon.penet.fi
Subject: BiWM would like to meet she-male in LA
Organization: Anonymous contact service
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Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 01:58:47 GMT


I am curious... I dream about you... Please write me...
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From: acsddc@UMASSD.EDU
Subject: email sex
Reply-To: acsddc@UMASSD.EDU
Organization: UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA.
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 19:59:28 GMT

I'm looking for women who would be willing to engage in email sex.
It would be hot,heavy and exciting.
If there are any women interested in talking about :
desires, dreams and hot sex let me know. (soon)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.bondage
From: apb.4350@n7kbt.rain.com 
Subject:  SM ISO submisive SF along Gulf Coast
Followup-To: poster
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Organization: Anonymous Contact Service @ N7KBT
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 22:09:27 GMT

Master is seeking submissive female between Mobile and
New Orleans.  New or experienced slaves accepted.  Any
race ok.  I am a strict, but loving master.  You must
be willing to serve me in any way at any time.  Send me
a full description about yourself, and if you can convince
me that you worthy of being my slave, I might take you
into my service.  Write today!




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From: apb.3863@n7kbt.rain.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals.bondage
Subject: Transexual lust!
Date: 26 Jan 93 16:31:34 GMT
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All those transexual gif files being posted in the alt.sex.pictures area
are getting me hot and curious!

MWM, looking for a walk on the wild side.. Life has become boring, interested 
in exchanging e-mail with trans and possibly more...

 I'm mid-thirtys, brown hair, brown eyes, 155lbs, slim build...

 Hope to here from you soon!

		N.




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From: an2001@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Burger Munch in Bryan/College-Station
Organization: Anonymous contact service
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Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 20:02:03 GMT

     I am posting this anonymously so that people can reply to me
anonymously.

     I know there are a few people out here in Bryan/College-Station,
Texas, that are into BDSM. Is anyone interested in a 'Burger Munch'.
That is, if you are interested in getting some people together at
someplace around here, e-mail to me (at my address below, or by
replying to this article if you wish to remain anonymous) so that
we can arrange a time and place.

+---------------------------------------------------+------------------------+
| "A lot of stuff in school... you don't appreciate | Jack McKinney          |
|  'til you get to be older, you know, little       | jmckinney@tamu.edu     |
|  things, like being spanked everyday by a middle- +------------------------+
|  aged woman... Stuff you'd pay good money for     | Blessed be the ties    |
|  later in life."      -Emo Philips                |      that bind...      |
+---------------------------------------------------+------------------------+
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From: dm6674f90@auvax1.adelphi.edu (DDM)
Subject: Re: Hi from me :-)
Reply-To: dm6674f90@auvax1.adelphi.edu
Organization: Adelphi University, Garden City, NY
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 20:19:00 GMT

Hi slave kitten,
	I'm still eagerly awaiting your personal.  Anyway, I thought I'd write
and get to know you.  Are you interested?
	I'm assuming you're an eager little female slave who needs a strong guy
like me to tame you?
	Write and let's talk!
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| Dileep Makkuni    | E-mail : dm6674f90@auvax1.adelphi.edu | "Do unto others  |
| 144-41 85 Avenue  |          dm6674@adx.adelphi.edu       |  as you would    |
| Jamaica,N.Y.11435 |                                       |  have them do    |
|                   |                                       |  unto you." - ?  |
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| "Like it or not we're a society built on first impressions." - Vanda Sachs   |
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Newsgroups: alt.personals.bondage
From: apb.4911@n7kbt.rain.com 
Subject: looking for you lady !
Followup-To: poster
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Organization: Anonymous Contact Service @ N7KBT
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 16:02:05 GMT


SWM, in the twenties,  ISO for you ladies.  Pleasure, fun, HOT emails, romace,  friendship,  you find it.
Race, color, age,  not importance. Single, Divorced, or Married, you are all
welcome to write me. Looking to hear from you.



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From: apb.5121@n7kbt.rain.com 
Subject: Nerd needs woman
Followup-To: poster
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Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 07:45:55 GMT


I am a SWM in search of a woman.  Most people would describe me as a
nerd.  I'm 6'0", 28 yo, and 190 lbs.  I enjoy working on the computer,
reading books, going to the library, learning a new language, calculating
the uncalculatable, and watching national geographic.  Occassionally I
have been known to eat chinese, watch people dance, and think about
jogging.  My favorite sports are darts, bowling, and watching Sir Charles
Barkley dunk the ball.  I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, or use vulgar
language.

You should be a REAL female (NO PENIS), blonde or redhead, large breasts
(but not to large), about 5'6", no more than 130 lbs, highly educated
(optional), with a bright cheery smile (I like Kim Bassinger LIPS).
You should enjoy playing super nintendo (if you have your own, thats a 
plus), wearing sexy lingerie, high heels, and leather, but not afraid
to put on a pair of high-top converse tennis shoes.  I expect you to
make the bed, clean the bathrooms, cook the meals, vacuum, take out
the trash, and raise our children.  It would help if you have gardening 
skills and are a virgin (however, experience has a positive side).
Hobbies are encouraged, such as stamp collecting, baking, and being
a whip-snapping dominating mistress (only in play).  You should
have an appreciation for music and if you play an instrument even
better, especially the cello.

Well that's about it.  By the way, I live in San Diego area about
one quarter mile from the beach, make a LOT OF MONEY, and drive a
ZR-1 corvette that goes almost as fast as a speeding bullet (once
we're married you can drive the car, maybe).

X.




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From: apb.5179@n7kbt.rain.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals.bondage
Subject: SWM slave seeks Mistress
Date: 27 Jan 93 04:18:20 GMT
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i am a 23-year old good-looking, well-built SWM.  i seek a Mistress who
will dominate me sexually and otherwise as well.  She will do with my
body as she pleases, tie me up and whip me at her desire.  Please, Mistress,
discipline me and make you your worthwhile slave.  You will not regret it.

This is a serious posting, so please only serious responses.  Mistress,
we can start off with email, go on to phone conversations and eventually
meet up, if you so desire.

slave s.



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From: apb.5062@n7kbt.rain.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals.bondage
Subject: GM visiting Montreal
Date: 23 Jan 93 20:00:44 GMT
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GWM visiting Montreal in near future, would like to hear from GMs who w
ould like to get togther for some hot fun.



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From: apb.5130@n7kbt.rain.com 
Subject: Re: Nerd needs woman
Followup-To: poster
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Organization: Anonymous Contact Service @ N7KBT
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 22:09:59 GMT

In alt.personals.bondage you (apb.5121) write:


>to put on a pair of high-top converse tennis shoes.  I expect you to
>make the bed, clean the bathrooms, cook the meals, vacuum, take out
>the trash, and raise our children.  It would help if you have gardening 
>skills and are a virgin (however, experience has a positive side).
 
Are you for real?

>Hobbies are encouraged, such as stamp collecting, baking, and being
>a whip-snapping dominating mistress (only in play).  You should
>have an appreciation for music and if you play an instrument even
>better, especially the cello.

Are you for real?

>Well that's about it.  By the way, I live in San Diego area about
>one quarter mile from the beach, make a LOT OF MONEY, and drive a
>ZR-1 corvette that goes almost as fast as a speeding bullet (once
>we're married you can drive the car, maybe).

Are you for real?

>X.

*bursts out laughing* 

What an ass!

Why not just say, "Wanted: Kitchen Slave and Fuck Toy, suitable for
being shown off to my friends and acquaintances as a trophy."

You might get more takers that way. 




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