From: ward@math.psu.edu (Brian Ward)
Subject: Re: Iron Maiden Re: (no subject given)
Organization: The Bill and Ted Society of Computer Science
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 07:16:23 GMT

<TJK115@psuvm.psu.edu> whines:
|Fuckin' don't tell me I don't know what the fuck I'm talkin' about.  Up
|until this album I've collected every cd of maiden's I came across,
|totalling 30 or so.

Well, gosh, golly, gee, Bub, I have more Maiden than you on cd (this is not
even counting anything from the last two albums, or any of my vinyl, which
adds a double of the previous number to the former) and frankly, I can tell
you that you're lost (and far from home.)

You can't spell either, so I'm not surprised.

|Iron Maiden can blow me!  

I wish that for once, you would shut your insipid little trap. Perhaps I
should move back to Beaver Hall.

|Jannick Gers should be canned!

Hmm, I liked Gers' work with Gillan in the early '80s. Blow me. By the way,
can you spell your name correctly?

In this light, if any of you know lex, or anyone is interested, I would
like to complete the filter below. I've included an example of what it does
(which isn't much so far.)

T	[" .!?,"]*

%%
" and "       |
" a "         |
" an "        |
" the "       |
" this "      |
" and "         { ECHO; printf("fuckin' "); }
" guy"        |
" boy"        |
" man"         printf(" dick");
"girl"       | 
"woman"      |
"female"                  printf("bitch");
"doesn't"    |
"does not"   |
"do not"     |
"doesnt"                  printf("don't");
"You are"    |
"You're"    |
"you are"    |
"you're"         printf("your");
"is not"     |
"isn't"		printf("ain't");
"a lot"          printf("fuckin' alot");
" no "           printf(" no fuckin' ");
" No,"      |
" No."      |
" no,"      |
" no."         { switch (rand() % 3)
		 {
		  case 0:
               		 printf(" NOT!");
		  case 1:
               		 printf(" Get the FUCK outta HERE!");
		  case 2:
               		 printf(" NO FUCKIN WAY!");
                 } }
"program"          printf("piece of shit");
"guitar"           printf("axe");
" car "            printf(" camaro ");
"Dave"             printf("Izzy");
"John"             printf("Axl");
"David"            printf("Slash");
"Steve"            printf("Riki");
"Jason"            printf("C. C.");
%%

main()
{
	srand(getpid());
	yylex();
}


--
so much for the source. it turns this:

50 Fun things to do in a final that does not matter (i.e. you are going
to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam)


1.  Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15
minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some
gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2.  Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Dave, Dave, I've got the
secret documents!!"

3.  If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long
answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the
integral symbol.

4.  Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's
left nostril.
...
...

	-into this:


50 Fun things to do in a fuckin' final that don't matter (i.e. your
going to fail the fuckin' class completely no fuckin' matter what you
get on the fuckin' final exam)


1.  Bring a fuckin' pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the
fuckin' last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking"
and fuckin' do some gibberish work. Turn it in a fuckin' few minutes
early.

2.  Get a fuckin' copy of the fuckin' exam, run out screaming "Izzy,
Izzy, I've got the secret documents!!"

3.  If it is a fuckin' math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it
is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and fuckin' symbols.
Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4.  Make paper airplanes out of the fuckin' exam. Aim them at the
fuckin' instructor's left nostril.
...
...