HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dave@gergo.tamu.edu (Dave Martin)
Subject: Re: Bush/Florida/Hurricane Andrew
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Geochemical & Environmental Research Group, Texas A&M University
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 15:16:00 GMT

In article <5iNaqB4w164w@mintir.new-orleans.la.us>, elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us (Edward J. Branley) writes...
}I've been watching CNN this afternoon, listening to Gov. Lawton Chiles and
}other Floridians, while watching scenes of the aftermath of the hurricane and
}the continuation of relief efforts.  What struck me about the whole discussion
}with Chiles is that there must be a lot of angry voters in South Florida right
}now.  Angry voters who have their Congresscritters down there with them
}pitching in to help.  It's going to be hard for the President to duck
}responsibility for the slowness of the response time of FEMA and the military
}in providing help.

What I found amusing is Bush's claims about not blaming people. State officials
in Florida and others had commented that they could have responded sooner if
the approval from above had been given. Bush bitched (he had that same tone
to his voice as when he told those people to "shut up and sit down" a while
back) about how they all need to work together and that it wasn't constructive
to be pointing blame (especially when the fingers kept curving his direction).
Of course, we've been hearing Bush gripe through this whole campaign how all
the things that went wrong were the fault of Congress, and everything that
went right in the world (not much went right over here) was the result of his
skill. Gee, nice to hear the President tell people that it's counterproductive
to place blame when he's been using the blame thing to support his record.

I do think, to shift the topic a bit, that the Presidency should be limited
to either a single four-year term OR that the current two-term limit be
altered such that they cannot be consecutive. This would prevent a President
from spending the last year in office campaigning (i.e. - only doing things
to get re-elected). Also, they couldn't run for any other public office for
at least a year after leaving the office. That way the President would not be
campaigning at all for (him/her)self while still serving (key word here) in
office. Just a thought. 

 -                                                                     -
 - Dave Martin - Geochemical & Environmental Research Group, Texas A&M - 
 - DAVE@GERGA[GERGO,GERGI].TAMU.EDU - BROOKS@TAMVXOCN.BITNET - AOL:DBM -
 -                                                                     -
Newsgroups: alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: fehr@ms.uky.edu (Jeff Davis)
Subject: Re: The Republicans are confusing me again...
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 15:01:24 GMT
Organization: The Gizmonic Institute

Edward J. Branley writes:
>
>As for Republican racial strategy, don't forget David Duke.  It is my strong
>belief that George Herbert Walker Bush should offer Pat Buchanan his choice of
>jobs in a second administration (behind James Baker, of course).  For all of
>the bashing that Buchanan gave Bush in the primaries, it was infinitely better
>than what the Democrats would be doing to him now had Duke been able to stick
>it out. 

It has always been my belief that Buchanan was a rabbit to keep Duke out of
the race. Nothing Buchanan said during the campaign or at the convention
has made me change my mind. Duke got "finessed" out of his day in the sun.
Which isn't all that bad, actually, but can one imagine how much more "lively"
the race would be, say, with this slate of candidates: Clinton, Perot, Bush,
and Duke in the race until the end. Who would have won? Either Clinton or
Perot, I'd think. 
-- 
Jeff Davis <davis@keats.ca.uky.edu> Write when you get the chance. 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade
From: cwagner@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Christian Wagner)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Skating Away (was re: Enough of this crap...)
Date: 23 Aug 92 07:50:26 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin TX

In article <1992Aug20.192033.29522@math.ucla.edu> sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat) writes:
>In article <1992Aug20.183514.24823@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> aa595@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dan Duvall) writes:
>>cwagner@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Christian Wagner) writes:
>>    "Well, do you ever get the feeling that the Story's too damn real
>>                        and in the present tense?"
>>...or that everybody's on the stage, and it seems like you're
>>the only person in the audience?
>                ^"sitting"
> [etc. deleted to save bandwidth]
>><bows deeply>  Thanks. Thanks a lot.

No problem. I'm getting a lot of E-mail about my .sig, 90% of which consists
of people completing the stanza, just like you did. 

I kept seeing these hordes of people with Rush quotes in their .sigs, and I
decided to show them some -real- lyrics........ 

Now, I'm just waiting for some little schmuck, still pissed about Metallica 
losing that Grammy, to start flaming.......

-- 
    "Well, do you ever get the feeling that the Story's too damn real
                        and in the present tense?"
               Christian Wagner - cwagner@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu 
Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:3611 alt.cascade:1613
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Email address of Cecil Adams (Columnist/Author)
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Date: 25 Aug 92 12:03:49 MST
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Keywords: cascade
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

Greg Alt writes:
>Ted Frank writes:
>>C Squared writes:
>>>>Rod Troch writes:
>>>>>Does anyone know if Cecil Adams has an email account anywhere?
>>>>Myself, I'd look for Ed Zotti.
>>>Hey, does anyone know Kibo's e-mail address?
>>I'm looking for Rebecca Sokolovsky.  She's about 5'0". 
>My friend told me to ask if anyone could help me find "Mike Hunt".
My math professor told me he was looking for a man named Joanna.
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-D-E-S."
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Would anyone care to tell me...
Date: 15 Aug 92 01:08:18 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu
Cc: emru@CAM.ORG (Emru Townsend)

In article <1992Aug13.235955.20413@CAM.ORG> emru@CAM.ORG (Emru Townsend) writes:
>Would anyone care to tell me....just what the heck kibology is?
>
Yes

C Squared
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Kibology more popular than ever on the net.
Reply-To: kibo@world.std.com
Organization: Between a rock and a type specimen sheet, Boston.
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 06:56:56 GMT

[]
	I just searched Brian Reid's latest Usenet Readership Report for
all the groups that included "religion" in their names.  

estimated
# of readers
   |       ____ # readers in sample
   |      /
   v      v
 52000  1120  talk.religion.misc
 36000   775  talk.religion.newage
 33000   705  soc.religion.christian
 31000   665  alt.religion.computers
 23000   498  alt.religion.kibology
 23000   493  soc.religion.islam
 20000   439  soc.religion.eastern
 15000   316  alt.religion.scientology
 12000   270  alt.religion.emacs
  6200   134  soc.religion.bahai
  5600   122  clari.news.religion
  2000    43  aus.religion

It's great that, on the net, Kibology is more popular than Scientology and 
even Islam, especially given that Islam's group isn't in alt.*.

This proves it: I'm better than L. Ron Hubbard.  In fact, I'm bigger than the 
Beatles.

							-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,talk.bizarre
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: My dictionary has no "gullible" in it
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 00:07:29 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In alt.sex.wizards, jclee@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Jean Lee) writes:
>Hi, I am new to this group.
>
>I recently got into giving blow-job to my boyfriend.  He says drinking his
>semen will releave me of my cramps.  I never heard of such thing but he
>insists that it really works and a few of his ex's found this natural medicine
>valuable.
>
>My cramps are rather severe, but I did not feel any pain this month.  It
>coincides with the initiation of my blow-job service to him.  I wonder if the
>taste of his pre-cum is doing this trick to my body.  Should I swallow it all?
>How drinking semem medically differ from taking it in through the other 
>opening :) other than causing pregnancy?
>
>And a qustion for gentlemen out there.  Does it feel much better to ejaculate
>inside the mouth, compared to outside?
>
>Please post your reponses.  He wants to read it too. :)
>


RICHH
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: My dictionary has no "gullible" in it
Date: 31 Aug 92 01:11:35 GMT

HEY I L0OKD IT UP ITS THE1R!!!!!!!1  Y0UR LIYNG R1CHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

                          M1FF

-- 
Matt McIrvin, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade
From: death@buhub.bradley.edu (Dustin Slater)
Subject: Re: Email address of Cecil Adams (Columnist/Author)
Organization: Bradley University
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 92 21:44:00 GMT

In <1992Aug25.115644.2875@hellgate.utah.edu> galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt) writes:

>Ted Frank writes:
>>C Squared writes:
>>>>Rod Troch writes:
>>>>>Does anyone know if Cecil Adams has an email account anywhere?
>>>>Myself, I'd look for Ed Zotti.
>>>Hey, does anyone know Kibo's e-mail address?
>>I'm looking for Rebecca Sokolovsky.  She's about 5'0". 
>My friend told me to ask if anyone could help me find "Mike Hunt".
I know of a "York Hunt" does that help?
--
death@buhub.bradley.edu                              death@camelot.bradley.edu

         There is nothing left for me....need the end to set me free.
Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:3610 alt.cascade:1612
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: CASCADE (was: you know what really gets my goat)
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Date: 25 Aug 92 12:00:44 MST
Followup-To: alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

Greg Alt writes:
>go on go on writes:
>>C Squared writes:
>>>Jennifer Davis writes:
>>>>Jennifer Davis writes:
>>>>>go on go on writes:
>>>>>>C Squared writes:
>>>>>>>thf2@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>>>>>>>>Roy M. Silvernail writes:
>>>>>>>>>TAINT020@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>>>>>>>>>>Rob Silvers writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>rmy@pyuxf.uucp writes: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>C Squared writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phydea writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cowan@aqua.ocunix.on.ca writes: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, so you don't like to see CASCADES??????
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh,so you don't like to march in PARADES?????????
>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh,so you don't want to catch AIDS???????????
>>>>>>>>>>>Oh,so you don't like police RAIDES???????????
>>>>>>>>>>Oh, so you don't like French MAIDS???????????
>>>>>>>>>Oh, so yoy aren't really Randy QUAID?????????
>>>>>>>>My brother went to Randy Quaid's high school. 
>>>>>>>My dad went to school with Larry Brown the basketball coach.
>>>>>>my mom did the original photostats of BoB.
>>>>>I've killed everyone who is famous as well as all of those who knew them.
>>>>Make it stop... it's eating my brain.
>>>Keep this crap out of misc.test
>>Keep this crap out of alt.cascade too...
>Oh, so you don't like to see this crap in alt.CASCADES?????
Oh, did you know I don't like to go on CHEAP DATES??????
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade
From: st10t@Rosie.UH.EDU
Subject: Re: CASCADE (was: you know what really gets my goat)
Reply-To: st10t@Rosie.UH.EDU
Organization: University of Houston
Distribution: world,local
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 23:53:20 GMT

In article <1992Aug25.163959.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu>, f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>In article <1992Aug25.224331.27296@colorado.edu>, paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Icarus) writes:
>>In article <1992Aug25.120044.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>go on go on writes:
>>>>>C Squared writes:
>>>>>>Jennifer Davis writes:
>>>>>>>Jennifer Davis writes:
>>>>>>>>go on go on writes:
>>>>>>>>>C Squared writes:
>>>>>>>>>>thf2@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>Roy M. Silvernail writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>TAINT020@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rob Silvers writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rmy@pyuxf.uucp writes: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>C Squared writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phydea writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cowan@aqua.ocunix.on.ca writes: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, so you don't like to see CASCADES??????
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh,so you don't like to march in PARADES?????????
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh,so you don't want to catch AIDS???????????
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh,so you don't like police RAIDES???????????
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, so you don't like French MAIDS???????????
>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, so yoy aren't really Randy QUAID?????????
>>>>>>>>>>>My brother went to Randy Quaid's high school. 
>>>>>>>>>>My dad went to school with Larry Brown the basketball coach.
>>>>>>>>>my mom did the original photostats of BoB.
>>>>>>>>I've killed everyone who is famous as well as all of those who knew them.
>>>>>>>Make it stop... it's eating my brain.
>>>>>>Keep this crap out of misc.test
>>>>>Keep this crap out of alt.cascade too...
>>>>Oh, so you don't like to see this crap in alt.CASCADES?????
>>>Oh, did you know I don't like to go on CHEAP DATES??????
>>Oh, so you think money can save you from HADES ?????
>Oh, so you say life is a bowl of POMEGRANATES ?????
Oh, so you couldn't really make the GRADE ?????
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Kibo is Not Allowed!
Date: 28 Aug 92 14:22:20 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu

In article <XIBO.92Aug28040345@fido.fido.econ.arizona.edu> xibo@fido.econ.arizona.edu writes:
>
>
>Kibo is Not Allowed.  Never was, never will be.  It's all been
>an evil hoax put on by the CON.  Now go home and pet your dead
>dogs, except for Spot, who is also Not Allowed.  Any arguments
>will simply just give further reason why Kibo should not be in
>the group of people who are allowed.  If you do not co-operate
>then you will be Not Allowed also.  Have a nice day, you sils.
>
>
>
>Xibo

Must be working for Clinton.

C Squared
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: bmarcum@world.std.com (Bill Marcum)
Subject: Re: Kibo is Not Allowed!
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Distribution: alt
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 04:49:55 GMT

In article <XIBO.92Aug28040345@fido.fido.econ.arizona.edu> xibo@fido.econ.arizona.edu writes:
>
>
>Kibo is Not Allowed.  Never was, never will be.  It's all been
>[deleted]
>Xibo

What color is the sky in that little world of yours?  Who are you to say who's
allowed and who isn't?

Bill Marcum
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: faking it
From: quirke_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 04:13:05 GMT
Reply-To: quirke_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ

rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
>jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>>pbreton@cs.umb.edu (Peter Breton) writes:
>>>  I have it on reliable authority that KIBO FAKES HIS ORGASMS!!!!
>>Absolute rubbish.
>>
>>Kibo is much to busy designing quality typography to fake his orgasms.
>>
>>He pays someone to fake them for him.
>                                                                 
>that would be me. i wonder if i could sell this story to the tabloids?
>(and he doesn't pay much, but the fringe benefits are great.)
>
>bah.

   Leader Kibo neither fakes his orgasms, or gets Rachel to do them for him. I
do volunteer work for GreenPeace, and I can state catagorically that he orders
environmentally sound orgasms through our mail order services.
   Far better than the mass-produced plastic ones from Hong Kong.

>		-just give me what for,     
>	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu

   THE rachel perkins ? You've had sex with Great Leader Kibo and you're still
angstful ? Must be the bows...

Tony Q.
no .sig, no style, no money
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade
From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.stupid.putz.gritzner
Subject: Re: Who is Kibo? (R)
Followup-To: misc.test,junk,comp.sys.amiga.advocacy
Date: 26 Aug 1992 16:21:09 -0700
Organization: USC Student UNIX Consultants On The Verge Of Termination
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu
Keywords: actually tommy 'putz' gritzner is not worth the while; however...

In article <1992Aug26.110321.2277@Informatik.TU-Muenchen.DE> klm@gozer.mv.com (Kebbin L. McDrivel) writes:
>In article <1992Aug25.210317.7335@buttcheese.org>,
>	moderator@captain.warlord.buttcheese.org (The AFW Moderator) writes
>the stuff for his alter ego ...
>> Unat vg hc, Gubznf, lbh vyyvgrengr gncrjbez.
>Hello Kebbin McDrivel,
>Seeing you again. What a happiness.
>The one to be hanged is the Stark Pistol of Removal ;-)
>You're so *cute* forging posts and misc.test responds. Since you like me 
>again, again and again, when do we marry? No!? Wuzn't a good idea, wuz it ... 
>begging your pardon.
>PS: The path traited you:
>...!mcsun!uunet!noc.near.net!mv!buttcheese!moderator
>...!mcsun!uunet!noc.near.net!mv!gozer!klm

MV is a large gateway, you git.

>What a pity, gelt?

What a pity, money?  You're too weird.

>Sinistrely

Sinisterly.

>		Thomas F. Gritzner

aka "the putz"


5150
ok, who let the putz out
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: quirke_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
Subject: Re: faking it
Summary: Whereas our hero blathers on and on without saying anything...
Organization: Welligton City Council, Public Access.
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 02:59:22 GMT

rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
>quirke_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz writes:
>>   Leader Kibo neither fakes his orgasms, or gets Rachel to do them for him. I
>>do volunteer work for GreenPeace, and I can state catagorically that he orders
>>environmentally sound orgasms through our mail order services.
>>   Far better than the mass-produced plastic ones from Hong Kong.

   I should at this point state that producing these involves some serious
recycling technology, and isn't as much fun as it sounds. Except, of course,
for the person who is in charge of quality control inspections, and spends most
of her time wandering around the office with a huge smile on her face...

>>   THE rachel perkins ? You've had sex with Great Leader Kibo and you're still
>>angstful ? Must be the bows...
> 
> yep. it's the bows, definitely the bows. ("the bows, the bows, they made me
> deaf!" or is that masturbation?) 

   I'm sorry dear, did you imply masturbation makes you go deaf ? I can't quite
make it out, since my eyesight seems to be failing...

>     Kibo just has to stop wearing that big gauzy  polka dotted one.

   A capital crime in anybody's penal code, but perhaps K. is trying to make a
fashion statement. Strange though, but you're the only one who has seen it. I 
notice you didn't state WHERE he was wearing it ... 8-)

> bah.

   bah squared. The quality control inspectors job came up and I just missed
out AGAIN ! Oh well, back to the mailing...

> 	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
>       "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
> 					-Aldous Huxley

   But, alas, one of the more common ones...

Tony Q.
no .sig, no money, no nothing !
Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:3687 alt.angst:3338
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.angst
Subject: Re: faking it
From: kilroy@acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I)
Date: Wed, 02 Sep 92 11:52:11 GMT
 <1992Aug27.171551.2284@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> <1992Aug28.041305.23183@peponi.wcc.govt.nz>
Organization: ACME BBS - Public Access Usenet, Palmerston North, New Zealand
Summary: I'm sorry. Really.

quirke_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz writes:

> rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
>
> >		-just give me what for,     
> >	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
> 
>    THE rachel perkins ? You've had sex with Great Leader Kibo and you're still
> angstful ? Must be the bows...

No, *A* rachel perkins. They come in six-packs don't you know?!

						- k
-- 
Craig Harding            kilroy@acme.gen.nz             ACME BBS +64 6 3551342
"Jub'f Xvob?"
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,misc.test
From: gritzner@Informatik.TU-Muenchen.DE (Thomas F. Gritzner)
Subject: Re: Who is Kibo? (R)
Keywords: actually kebbin mcdrivel is not worth the while; however...
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Originator: gritzner@sunbroy28.informatik.tu-muenchen.de
Organization: Technische Universitaet Muenchen, Germany
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 11:03:21 GMT
Reply-To: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kebbin L. McDrivel)


In article <1992Aug25.210317.7335@buttcheese.org>,
	moderator@captain.warlord.buttcheese.org (The AFW Moderator) writes
the stuff for his alter ego ...
> Unat vg hc, Gubznf, lbh vyyvgrengr gncrjbez.

Hello Kebbin McDrivel,

Seeing you again. What a happiness.

The one to be hanged is the Stark Pistol of Removal ;-)

You're so *cute* forging posts and misc.test responds. Since you like me again,
again and again, when do we marry? No!? Wuzn't a good idea, wuz it ... begging
your pardon.

PS: The path traited you:
...!mcsun!uunet!noc.near.net!mv!buttcheese!moderator
...!mcsun!uunet!noc.near.net!mv!gozer!klm
What a pity, gelt?

Sinistrely
--
		Thomas F. Gritzner
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade