HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt)
Subject: Re: Toilet paper
Date: 16 Apr 92 14:46:12 MDT
Followup-To: alt.stupidity
Reply-To: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu
Organization: University of Utah, CS Dept., Salt Lake City
Distribution: na

In article <1992Apr16.193820.5435@descartes.waterloo.edu>, rkoo1@descartes.waterloo.edu (Arf) writes:
|> In article <1992Apr16.193618.5172@descartes.waterloo.edu> rkoo1@descartes.waterloo.edu (Arf) writes:
|> >In article <1992Apr16.193348.4755@descartes.waterloo.edu> rkoo1@descartes.uwaterloo.ca (Arf) writes:
|> >>Can someone tell me what this stupid newsgroup is for????
|> >Yeah! Tell me too! What is this newsgroup for?????
|> What are you stupid? Can you see it's for posting dumb things? (like this)
|> Geez... some people!

I don't know.  Maybe you should post on alt.stupidity asking what it is
for.  
 
I have a question...  How do I post to alt.stupidity?
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: tamm@cs.uwp.edu (Ernst Tamm)
Subject: Re: Call For Formation Of New Newsgroup
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Parkside
Distribution: alt.stupidity,alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 21:07:01 GMT

In article <MCCLA_D.92Apr9141000@penda.cs.odu.edu> mccla_d@penda.cs.odu.edu (dennis mcclain-furmanski) writes:
>
>I hereby call for the creation of a new newsgroup:
>
>alt.cascade
>
>I do this because there is obviously enough traffic for it.
>
>I do *not* propose to start it myself. In fact, I call for this in order
>to clear this stuff out of here. I'm tired of wading through it all.
>
>Fun is fun, but how about creating an appropriate place in which to have it?
>Please?


	 HOLD ON A SECOND ! I DO AGREE THAT THE LATEST FAD, CASCADING,
	 DOES DESERVE ITS OWN GROUP, BUT YOUR REASONS FOR IT ARE WARPED.
	 TO SAY THAT CASCADING DOES NOT BELONG IN THIS GROUP IS STUPIDITY
	 IN ITSELF, SO IN THAT SENSE, EVEN YOUR ARTICLE FITS IN......
	 ANYHOW, CASCADING IS PURE UNADULTERATED STUPIDITY, AND FITS IN
	 VERY WELL WITH THE REST OF THE GARBAGE. SO, LET'S GIVE CASCADING
	 ITS OWN GROUP BECAUSE IT IS FUN AND DESERVES IT, NOT BECAUSE IT IS
	 A PAIN IN THE ASS AND ISN'T APPROPRIATE.

						      -ERNIE


Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,rec.music.misc,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.tasteless
From: klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein)
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Organization: Michigan State University College of Stunt Piloting
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 92 22:44:27 GMT

In article <1992Apr6.222549.22016@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>In article <11995@ns-mx.uiowa.edu> dkelly@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Rocky Horror) writes:
>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>>>Elvis can slide.
>>>Elvis can glide.
>>Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
>Elvis likes to fold red hide.
Elvis liked the old red light district.

>>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.


-- 
Jeff Klein                  | "One of you is a Charlie Brown mutant,
                            |  and the other has a hand growing out  
klein@kira.egr.msu.edu      |  of his(?) head!" - Blue Bunny
From: v115qha3@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Donald R Miller)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: LoBsTeR
Keywords: LoBsTeR
Date: 13 Apr 92 22:11:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41



My Mom,cat,grandpa',room mate, and socks warned me of the
danger of the LoBsTeR...........watch out..........-Don at UB
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1537 alt.exploding.kibo:176 alt.religion.kibology:1650 alt.slack:1443
From: majcher@acsu.buffalo.edu (Salamander~)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology,alt.slack,talk.bizzare,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, de, da . . .
Date: 15 Apr 92 01:35:22 GMT
Organization: UB


>}>}> |> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>James 'Kibo' Parry writes:
>}>}> |> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> GEE, I'M SURE GLAD THAT .SIGNATURE 
>}>}VIRUSES ARE PASSE.
me too.

-- 
majcher@acsu.buffalo.edu      | The meek shall inherit the earth,  
v061regm@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu | 	and the wise keep moving on...
Rev. M @P.O. Box 156     O    |-----------------------------------------
 Amherst, NY  14226      +    |Ask me about the Secret Society!  Shhhh!
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1600 alt.slack:1485
From: scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: toodleloo
Date: 15 Apr 92 22:16:25 GMT

well guys, I'm leaving for three weeks, so have fun and let the world
know the lack of our in telgience with pride.
BTW, since I started the Elvis cascade (hey, I even started the killer
ketchup thread!) by accident:

I'll expect the cascade of this to be still going when I get back.



see ya.


_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
                                |
Steven Cavanagh                 |        So many women-
(Cav)                           |
                                |                      -So little charisma.
scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au      |
                                |
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
From: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: CASCADE THIS
Date: 16 Apr 92 20:21:30 GMT
Article-I.D.: hellgate.1992Apr16.142130.18055
Reply-To: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu
Followup-To: alt.stupidity
Organization: University of Utah, CS Dept., Salt Lake City

Mike Bur writes:
>Lance Franklin writes:
>>dennis mcclain-furmanski writes:
>>>Every dipshit that cascades this is too stupid to have an original thought.
>>Every dipshit that cascades this is too stupid to have an original thought.
>Every dipshit that cascades this is too stupid to have an original thought.
Every dipshit that cascades this is too stoopid to have an original thought.

Obstoopidity: What are these 'cascade' things people keep talking about?
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology
From: tamm@cs.uwp.edu (Ernst Tamm)
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Parkside
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 17:07:49 GMT

In article <no2His9j6@cs.psu.edu> dsbarr@cs.psu.edu writes:
>In article <1992Apr6.132914.22468@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>Elvis can't hide.
>Pelvis can slide.
>Dem' elves is lookin' fried !

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology,alt.tasteless
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur)
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 16:06:00 GMT

In article <no2His9j6@cs.psu.edu> dsbarr@cs.psu.edu writes:
>In article <1992Apr6.132914.22468@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>Elvis can't hide.
>Elvis can slide.
Elvis can glide.

>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1637 talk.bizarre:11454
From: gcf@panix.com (Gordon Fitch)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Human Sexuality -- Pizza
Date: 17 Apr 92 19:16:36 GMT
Organization: mydog in exile

In article <1992Apr17.070040.23583@cs.uow.edu.au> g8801935@cs.uow.edu.au (The Jester) writes:
| dise@nightshade.cs.odu.edu (Aegis) writes:
| 
| >In alt.sex,
| >In article <1992Apr16.200324.939@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> scotth@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (Scott Hibbetts) writes:
| >>
| >>I like women, but I prefer them not to taste like anchovies.
| >>
| 
| ><blink>
| 
| >Nevermind.
| 
| >			--Aegis
| tsk, tsk. You didn't tell us what kind of pizza you likes and your sexual
| preferences. How can we keep track if you don't say?

With pizza?  What positions do you prefer?  [ <- straight line ]
-- 
* Gordon Fitch    |    gcf@panix.com 
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: bennet_d@cs.uwa.oz.au (David Bennett)
Subject: Re: Cascading Obligations
Organization: Dept. Computer Science, University of Western Australia.
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 11:07:04 GMT

In <1992Apr12.185355.13949@eskimo.celestial.com> alpinist@eskimo.celestial.com (David Butler) writes:

Err I think you forgot

ObPinkfish: Ummm

and

ObFrog: Green.

ObWomble: Common.

David.
[DDT] Pink fish forever.
-- 
  David Bennett,  guddt@uniwa.uwa.oz.au | University Computer Club
     Where Pink fish swim backwards.    | c/o Guild of Undergraduates
These words I am singing now mean nothing more than meow to an animal - TMBG
Disclaimer: Any spelling mistakes in this article are all entirly my fault.  Any grammer errors spotted in this article were put there because I could.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: DESTRUCTIVE PERSONS CODE 1
From: nunn@nutmeg.cs.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Date: 16 Apr 92 10:30:57 +0900
Distribution: world
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University
Keywords: UNKNOWN 

 DO you want me to tell you a really good way to piss people off?

  OK...

What you do is you get a mercury switch and attach it between the negitive
 lead of the coil and earth and stratgeicly place it so that when the car
accelerates, the connection will be cut: therefore:


   So when they go to put their foot on it:


   BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!


 normal acceleration will be:

    BBBUUPPP  BBBBBUUUPPPPP  BBBBUUUPPPPP  BBUUUUUU{PPP   BUPPPPP  BUUPPPPPPP!!!!

     BBBBBBBBUUUUUUPPPPPPP    BUUUUPPPPPPP    BBBBBBUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!


  when they go the change gear and let their foor off the cluch (too hard)



        BBUUPP BUUPP (SHAACCK!!!!!!) (SHACCKKK!!!!!) BBUUUP BUUPP BUPP BUUP BUPPP
  (SHACVK!!!) BUP BUP BUP !!! BUP BUP BUP   BUPPPPPPPPP  BUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP
 BUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP BUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRR


 and as they continue:


  BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP BUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP VUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
BBBBBBBBUUUUUUUURUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr BUPPPPP  BUPPPPPP
From: raj@netcom.com (Roger Lee)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AH - AH - AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Date: 16 Apr 92 07:57:52 GMT
Article-I.D.: netcom.#wzj2ph.raj
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In <1992Apr16.011115.6827@cs.odu.edu> dise@nightshade.cs.odu.edu (Aegis) writes:






>			REPUBLICAN

Watch your mouth! There are children present!
-- 
raj@netcom.com 		
I speak for myself.

COME ONE! COME ALL! COME JOIN ME AT THE CHURCH OF APPLIANTOLOGY!!!
                    -- L. Ron Hoover
From: tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (The sound of hoofprints 'cross the glade...)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Call For Formation Of New Newsgroup
Date: 16 Apr 92 01:29:31 GMT
Article-I.D.: mac.1992Apr15.192932.2480
Reply-To: tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (Your ads here)


 writes
> In article <1992Apr10.045052.26060@cs.odu.edu> dise@nightshade.cs.odu.edu  
(Aegis) writes:
[Lots-o-crud deleted]

> Obwhine:  Whatever happened to the good discussions of what is the better
> religion?  Kitchen appliances, rodents (deceased), or the Pink Fish.
> Oh where is the wise sayings of the pink fish when you need them?

	Simple.  The giant fungi I've been breeding ate them all.

	No, really.  That big sucker they found under the Midwest?  Mine.  And  
that's a piker compared to the one I've been growing under Manhattan.  Not to  
mention the one at Grover's Mill...

	And of course, there's the humanoid fungus I've infiltrated into the US  
Government, masquerading as the Vice President.  But that's beside the point.

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|NeXT:  tneeck@math.macalstr.edu           |      Isaac Asimov      |
|VAX:  tneeck@mac.cc.macalstr.edu          |       1920--1992       |
|DISCLAIMER:  I'm Too Sexy For Opinions... |                        |
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|	 is OK, since I sure as hell don't hold theirs.  And in some|
|	 cases, I don't even hold these.  So nyah.                  |
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: cnhasan@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Nirmal Hasan)
Subject: Re: WHAT?!
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 17:55:42 GMT

In <5APR199212303505@phobos.ucc.umass.edu> shmueli@student.umass.edu writes:

>Can someone please expalain to me how come good computing resources
>are wasted on this stupid newsgroop?

Yes, I can. 

First of all, it should have been "Stoopid(tm) newsgroup" instead of
"stupid newsgroop".

second of all nobody does any computing on this group, so there!

fourth of all there is no third of all.

and finally, if you keep asking such questions, killer bunnies will come
and get ya. watch it dooode.


Nirmal()
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: agni@IASTATE.EDU (Sundar S Rajan)
Subject: Re: today's lesson
Keywords: wow!, nuts
Reply-To: agni@IASTATE.EDU (Sundar S Rajan)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 06:25:58 GMT


--
In article <1992Apr15.233145.12098@citec.oz.au>, sgcclmj@citec.oz.au (Liz Jones)
writes:
> 
> no justification
> no opinions
> no idea
> no .sig
> you know?
> 
  no mystification
  of onions.
  how the hell do ya
  melt a big
  ball of snow?





	Agni sez :
       ----------------------------------------------------
      |	Q:  How do you play religious roulette?            |
      |	A:  You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and |
      |	    see who gets struck by lightning first.        |
       ----------------------------------------------------  
	
	"Friends call me Lucifer"

	Email: agni@iastate.edu
	Voice: 1-900-GOD-DAMN
	




Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.slack,talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.whine,alt.flame,alt.cascade
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: DESTRUCTIVE PERSONS CODE 1
From: r9h@nutmeg.cs.ntu.edu.au (Rohan aka Ecto)
Date: 16 Apr 92 10:43:05 +0900
Distribution: world
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University
Keywords: UNKNOWN 

My car has always made a goldfish sound actually.

Also, can we please stop the cascades, although when you write them, they
seem to be full of wit and intelligence, I assure you they get very boring
after a while.

If you dont believe me, hold the screen up to the nearest goldfish bowl.
If the fish goes 'blup blup' you can b assured it is boring, as 'blup blup'
is goldfish* for 'how boring'

Rohan

* Note, this is only the english speaking goldfish, other dialect may of course
  differ.  Refer to your local goldfish interpreting rabbit for details.
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1402 alt.exploding.kibo:114 alt.religion.kibology:1506
From: klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 7 Apr 92 02:42:34 GMT
Organization: Michigan State University College of Stunt Piloting

In article <1992Apr6.132914.22468@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>Elvis has five brides.
>Elvis can't hide.
Elvis shall provide.

>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
Right on!

-- 
Jeff Klein                  | "One of you is a Charlie Brown mutant,
                            |  and the other has a hand growing out  
klein@kira.egr.msu.edu      |  of his(?) head!" - Blue Bunny
From: bryant@perlis.mcs.gvsu.edu (John Q. Public)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Look at the time!
Date: 15 Apr 92 01:22:14 GMT
Organization: The Alex Lifeson Fan Club

Damn, I overslept...  Who won the war anyway?
From: tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (The sound of hoofprints 'cross the glade...)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: alt.cascade anyone? (was Re: Aaaaaaaiiiieeeeee...)
Date: 15 Apr 92 02:39:25 GMT
Article-I.D.: mac.1992Apr14.203926.2464
Reply-To: tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (Your ads here)


 writes
> In article <1992Apr14.035626.20404@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu  
(Alexander Feygin) writes:
> > willimsa@unix1.tcd.ie (Gavin Williams) writes:
> > }In <1992Apr13.031916.22082@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu  
(Alexander Feygin) writes:
> > }>kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
> > }>}Please do your part to conserve valuable bandwidth.  Don't cascade this.
> > }>Please eat your lard to preserve terrible Norse myths.  Don't parade,  
miss.
> > }Please play your card and serve great fish dishes.  Don't get laid, miss.
> > Please may your heart reserve to be delicious.  Don't use Raid, sis.
> Please play the tart, conserve and be fictitious. Don't touch gay piss!
Please say your part, observe and be meretricious.  Don't be remiss!

--
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|NeXT:  tneeck@math.macalstr.edu           |      Isaac Asimov      |
|VAX:  tneeck@mac.cc.macalstr.edu          |       1920--1992       |
|DISCLAIMER:  I'm Too Sexy For Opinions... |                        |
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>-------------------------------------------------------------------<
|Macalester College doesn't neccesarily hold these opinions.  Which |
|	 is OK, since I sure as hell don't hold theirs.  And in some|
|	 cases, I don't even hold these.  So nyah.                  |
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Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1484 alt.exploding.kibo:156 alt.religion.kibology:1604
From: jbreen@arghouse.UUCP (Magnum)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 10 Apr 92 07:03:01 GMT
Article-I.D.: arghouse.qR7ZiB1w164w
Distribution: ca
Organization: The Listening Post

klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:

> In article <1992Apr6.132914.22468@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.go
> >In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. 
> >>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) 
> >>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavan
> >>>>Elvis is outside. 
> >>>Elvis is my guide.
> >>Elvis has five brides.
> >Elvis can't hide.
> Elvis shall provide.
> 

Elvis is snide

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The Listening Post, San Diego, CA, USA  +1 619 563 1084
Opinions expressed are those of jbreen@arghouse.uucp.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: mccla_d@penda.cs.odu.edu (dennis mcclain-furmanski)
Subject: Call For Formation Of New Newsgroup
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, VA, USA
Distribution: alt.stupidity,alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 19:10:00 GMT


I hereby call for the creation of a new newsgroup:

alt.cascade

I do this because there is obviously enough traffic for it.

I do *not* propose to start it myself. In fact, I call for this in order
to clear this stuff out of here. I'm tired of wading through it all.

Fun is fun, but how about creating an appropriate place in which to have it?
Please?
From: radkel@canctr.mc.duke.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Flig?
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:56:18 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.2406
Reply-To: radkel@canctr.mc.duke.edu
Organization: Duke U. Med. Ctr., Durham, NC

Flig!
-TMC
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,talk.bizarre,alt.whine,alt.cascade
From: gupw@uniwa.uwa.edu.au (Paul Wagland)
Subject: Whing Whing Whing...That's all I ever do!!
Organization: University of Western Australia
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 02:11:57 GMT

Could Somebody tell DDT that his hot roast Pink Fish is getting cold?

pal - Pink fish roaster
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: alt.cascade anyone? (was Re: Aaaaaaaiiiieeeeee...)
From: tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (The sound of hoofprints 'cross the glade...)
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:15:53 -0600
Reply-To: tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (The face behind the mask)
Distribution: world

Alexander Feygin writes
> willimsa@unix1.tcd.ie (Gavin Williams) writes:
> }In <1992Apr13.031916.22082@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu  
(Alexander Feygin) writes:
> }>kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
> }>}Please do your part to conserve valuable bandwidth.  Don't cascade this.
> }>Please eat your lard to preserve terrible Norse myths.  Don't parade, miss.
> }Please play your card and serve great fish dishes.  Don't get laid, miss.
> Please may your heart reserve to be delicious.  Don't use Raid, sis.
Please spray your starting nerve if you're vicious.  Won't get paid for this.

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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.religion.kibology,alt.postmodern
From: puchm@marsh.cs.curtin.edu.au (Richard Puchmayer)
Subject: Re: today's lesson
Keywords: rot13
Organization: Curtin University of Technology
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 03:26:59 GMT

sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat) writes:

>Some of you may 
>doubt my foresight, but let them notice that this article is totally
>right-justified without any artificial spacing, thereby assuring you
>that I have powers far beyond those of most mortals and am for real.

    Let this faithfull bow his head in your general direction.
    How the f**k did you ever manage that.
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Richard Puchmayer == puchm@marsh.cs.curtin.edu.au      | Some of us are poets,
Masters Student at Curtin University of Technology, WA.|  some of us are not!
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I know nothing, so can hold no opinions for myself or others...
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