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From: czo84228@DCSC.DLA.MIL (Kevin L. Wright,IPCC,x2233,)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Y&R - The Great God Newman
Date: 17 Apr 92 13:15:34 GMT
Article-I.D.: XX.XX.8301.26711.703516530

Here I go again!

What kind of high horse is Victor on these days?  Did you catch yesterday's
episode where Brad, justifiably, lit into him for being professionally un-
available for weeks?  Then, when Brad FINALLY gets an "audience," he's put
out when little Harry Reems, er, Ryan, shows up.  

To Vic's mind, Brad had no right to be angry, and told him so in short order.
As you know, I'm no great fan of Brad, but in this case, he was right in tell-
ing Victor about his professional ambivalence, which could lead to bankruptcy.
That's not unrealistic, especially with the recession going on now.

What King Vic needs to do is leave Nikki alone and tend to his own business,
professional AND personal.

Kevin
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From: schloss@ils.nwu.edu (Karen Schlossberg)
Subject: DOOL: My own Romulus theory
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 23:22:11 GMT


Hi folks!

Just thought I'd add my two cents worth to the Romulus debate.
My money is on Danielle's *mother* turning out to be Romulus.
After all, the woman was fired for stealing, appears to have
stolen one of Carly's dresses for Dani when they were kids, 
and may have given Dani that stolen necklace.

The reason why Romulus hasn't been heard from in years is that
Mrs. Tremaine had an incapacitating stroke!  Dani probably needs
the money to keep her mother in the nursing home.  I bet that Dani
has no idea exactly what is in the safe deposit box; John probably
told her it was his fortune, or the key to it (which would make sense
if it is the 1/2 locket, proving his identity as an Alamain.)

Oh well, it makes sense to me, but then I'm fairly sleep
deprived these days.

--Karen
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From: riddle@brahms.udel.edu (Tammy Laird)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: Big time TAN (was Re: DOOL -- Snowballs in Hell)
Keywords: Couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat.
Date: 14 Apr 92 13:06:36 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware

In article <70189@ut-emx.uucp> pokey@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Vince Rhee) writes:
>In article <1992Apr11.030131.8809@chpc.utexas.edu> peea224@chpc.utexas.edu (Joanna L. Castillo) writes:
>>
>>I'd expect Icky and Carly...uh-oh, oops! chuckle, chuckle...Vickie and 
             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Okay Lemon Pledge, now you've done it.  Carly....you actually associated me
with that....that....Carpet remnant!!!  Vickie told me to keep an eye on
you while she was gone, but I didn't expect you to stoop this low!!!!


>
>	Methinks that Vickie (see, Joanna, that's not too hard
>	to say now, is it?) and Tammy and I are going to have
>	to get together and teach you a little lesson about
                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Vince, we three are going to definitely have to teach her a lesson!!
Joanna, you wait until Vick gets back.  With the three of us, you better be
prepared for the worst!


>	having some respect for your peers. Maybe send you a
                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
RESPECT--she doesn't know what respect is!!!  Comparing me to that
Carburetor and the sweet onion Vick to that Ickmonster!!!  She obviously
has no respect for her not so much older sisters!!!


>	little X-mas present --- one that's maroon and white
>	and plays "The Spirit of Aggieland" 24 hours a day.
>	Yeah, that's the ticket...
>
>

Why wait for Christmas--here birthday is a lot sooner.  You think you got
Vickie on her birthday, wait until you see what we do to you my PRRRRECIOUS
sister.  

Your gift is a good idea, Vince, but not harsh enough.  This is going to
take some consideration so we can get even properly.

Oh, Joanna, Tim asked me to be one of his net ladies.  You were wrong about
him, he is a really nice guy.  I think you are just trying to keep all of
the net men to yourself.  First, you warn everybody away from Tim, and now
you are warning the Spudster away from Vince.  You never did like to share.

       

--Peach Cobbler
  (Who is going into partial seclusion to think of a way to get back at her
  mean twin sister.  How could you do that Joanna...call me
  CARLEEEE...sniff....sniff...sniff)
From: dls7515@summa.tamu.edu (SMITH, DARRON L)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: GL: Survey Information
Date: 9 Apr 92 21:18:00 GMT
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

High to all!!!

I am a huge Guiding Light fan and love to write about the show. There has been
much talk about how GL is currently the best soap on the air. Most of the 
credit has been given to the great characters that Gl has presented. I have 
decided to compose a survey of the GL characters and there acting abilities.
To do so I will need you GL fans help, you see the survey will be a fan all
survey inwhich the GL fans will respond to this article with there favorite
characters, what couple they like the best, who is the best looking male/
female, and a grade on acting ability. 

Here are your choices for the above catagories:

FAVORITE FEMALE CHARACTER:

Alexandrea Spaulding
Blake Thorpe
Eleni Spaulding
Harley Cooper
Jena Bradshaw
Mindy Lewis
Nadine Lewis
Vanessa Chamberlin
Chose one and type that name.

FAVORITE MALE CHARACTER:

A.C. Mallet
Allen-Michael Spaulding
Billy Lewis
Dylan Lewis
Fletcher Reed
Frank Cooper
Nick McHenry
Roger Thorpe
Ross Mahler
Chose one and type that name

FAVORITE COUPLE:

Eleni Spaulding & Allen-Michael Spaulding

Harley Cooper & A.C. Mallet

Mindy Lewis & Nick McHenry

Chose one and type the names.

PRETTIEST FEMALE:

Blake Thorpe
Eleni Spaulding
Harley Cooper
Jena Bradshaw
Mindy Lewis
Chose one and type the name.

MOST HANDSOME MALE:

A.C. Mallet
Allen-Michael Spaulding
Dylan Lewis
Frank Cooper
Nick McHenry
Chose one and type that name.

RATE THE ACTING ABILITY:

Put a G (Great), A (Average), or a P (Poor) next to the following names of GL
characters. The letter you put beside the name will give a description of that
persons acting abilities in their storylines. The names have been chosen from 
a recent article in a SOM that did a similar survey. The names are:

Beverley McKinsey (Alex)
Maureen Garett (Holly)
Beth Ehlers (Harley)
Sherry Stringfeild (Blake)
Kimberley Simms (Mindy)
Mark Derwin (Mallet)
Michael Zaslow (Roger)
Vincient Irazary (Nick)
Tina Sloan (Lilian)
Jordan Clarke (Billy)
Rick Hearst (A-M)
Melina Kanakaredes (Eleni)
Jean Carol (Nadine)

Thanks to all of you who respond to this article. I will post the results soon
in about a week. I hope you enjoy GL as much as I do.

Darron "The Barron" Smith
From: petrocco@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (ron.petrocco)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: ATWT: WARD: Remember me?
Date: 16 Apr 92 16:41:12 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: AT&T

In article <1992Apr16.012357.10748@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> ggarcia@cory.Berkeley.EDU (Gilbert Garcia) writes:
>Has anyone else noticed that Emily has a mole on the right side of her
>lip?  I've never seen it before.  Is this the work of the great ATWT makeup
>Sincerely and irresistabley (sp?) yours, Gilbie

Gilbie, babes, you forgot about me, and I have a similar mole
on the left side of my lip.   Wish I looked like Emily,
though...

Adelle
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From: bblanken@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Betty M Blankenship)
Subject: Re: GL:  trivia-5
Organization: The Ohio State University
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 13:25:39 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.145510.7862@usl.edu> drs1002@usl.edu (Schwartz Donald R) w
rites:
>(sorry if this is a repost.  our news server is on the blink (again!))
>
>here is trivia-5!
>
>1.  name beth's fiance' who she almost married when she lost her
>memory and her voice.  (wasn't that about the stupidest storyline -- beth
>miming everything -- or drawing it -- couldn't she read/write???????)
>anyway, name her former fiance'.

Neil Everhart

>
>2.  who was billy's mother?

Miss Sally

>
>3.  who was in love with one man, married his brother, later married
>    his father, almost married his half-brother, then *finally* married
>    him?

It had to be Reva

>
>4.  as closely as possible, what did alex say to alan-michael when she
>    saw blake spying on them through the window?

Tell the whore outside not to trample the azaleas.

>
>5.  where did india hide the blackmail tapes and the aphrodisiac from phillip?
>
>6.  name billy's secretary.

Wanda

>
>7.  name the little girl who india finally adopted.
>
>8.  name sonni's (kent's sonni) twin sister.

Solita

>
>9.  not available this week...
>
>10. not available this week...
>
>
>donald
>--                                                 __  __   ______   __
>Donald R. Schwartz        drsres00@ucs.usl.edu  | /\ \/\ \ /\  ___\ /\ \
>                          ds@gator.cacs.usl.edu | \ \ \_\ \\ \___  \\ \ \___
>Center for Advanced Computer Studies            |  \ \_____\\/\_____\\ \_____\
>University of Southwestern Louisiana            |   \/_____/ \/_____/ \/_____>
>

Betty

bblanken@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
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From: txap3@isuvax.iastate.edu
Subject: Re: AW: Wrath of Lorna
Reply-To: txap3@isuvax.iastate.edu
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 08:47:13 GMT

In article <Apr.7.15.46.22.1992.14865@gandalf.rutgers.edu>, shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Susan Hagan) writes:
>illya@pyrtor.UUCP (Illya Barnett) writes:
>
>>In article <1992Mar31.134030.6462@cbnewsh.cb.att.com> saj@cbnewsh.cb.att.com (john.suravlas) writes:
>
>>When I see Jamie, the term "camel-face" comes to mind.  It was so
>>totally inappropriate for him to barge in on Jake and Paulina.  What
>>makes him so perfect anyway?  Wasn't he sleeping around with Vicki when
>>he was supposed to be in love with Lisa? (I'm probably wrong about that
>>one, but I can't stand this Jamie)
>
>No you're right. But Vicky kept tempting him and getting trapped
>with him and setting things up to make it look to Lisa that Vik and
>Jamie were getting close.  Lisa kept having jealous fits that Jamie
>said were unwarrented, which was a lie.
You are wrong on this.  I was following AW very carefully at this time.  Jamie
was not doing a very good job acting uninterested.  Vicki did do things to set
him up, but Lisa never gave into it.  If you remember when Lisa had to leave
town and Vicki changed the note she left for Jamie.  
>
>Finally,  Lisa said she didn't want him as long as he was tempted
>by Vicky, so he should just go out with her, get it out of his 
>system, and then come back if he wanted.  Thats what he did.
>Only he slept with her too. Then he broke up with Vik and asked
>Lisa to marry him and at their engagement party, Vik announced
>that she was pregnant.
Vicki didnot announce that she was pregnant.  Lisa knew first.  She responded
by asking Jamie to move up their wedding date.  Then Amanda found out somehow
and told Jamie.  Just then, Vicki had that accident that put her in the
hospital.  Jamie broke it off with Lisa and asked Vicki to marry him.  She said
no.  He went on and on trying to convince her.  Eventually, for some reason,
she said yes.  Then he was a terrible husband and ex husband.
>
>Noble Jamie dumped Lisa because he didn't want his child growing
>up the way he did, feeling like the child of the other woman.
>
>Great decision wasn't it?  Too bad too because I really like Lisa.
>
>Sue
From: bawags@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (Her Heinous)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: SB: TED
Date: 9 Apr 92 20:18:48 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Arbitrary Telephony & Termination

In article <1992Apr9.195629.6092@cbnewsh.cb.att.com> saj@cbnewsh.cb.att.com (john.suravlas) writes:
>In article <1992Apr9.193516.27624@cbnewsm.cb.att.com> bawags@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (Her Heinous) writes:
>>YES! YES! YES! I was really cheering for Lilly to really get loose
>>on the dance floor. It was wonderful to see jerk-o-matic Ted
>>looking somewhat miffed at her with another guy!  But alas I had
>
>I just have to say that Lily is a terrible dancer. They showed her dancing
>two different times and both times she was atrocious. Rafe on the other
>hand was dancing well.
>
>John
>



John,
I didn't want to start any trouble, (Flame wars on DOOL),
but you are correct sir! I agree with you, Lilly should not
quit her day job to dance. One puzzling thing, Elaine said
Lilly was an exoctic dancer in Vegas. Well you couldn't prove
it by her MOVES, so she probably didn't really DANCE out there.
Oh, we know she was just a grifter, one con after another.
She really has changed. I'm so glad. 
Bernal
-- 
(bawags@cbnewsm.att.com) |       Life is a fatal sexually 
 AT&T Bell Laboratories  |       transmitted disease.     SCHWING!
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From: nbaym@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Nancy Baym)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC: FAN SURVEY
Date: 15 Apr 92 20:07:41 GMT
Article-I.D.: ux1.1992Apr15.200741.23036
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

>>FAVORITE MALE CHARACTER:

Trevor Dylan

>>FAVORITE FEMALE CHARACTER:

This changes a lot. Right now Erica, a few months ago Natalie. Opal sometimes.
I like GLoria a lot too.

>>FAVORITE COUPLE:

Trevor and Natalie.

>>FAVORITE COMIC PERFORMANCE BY a FEMALE:

Janet

>>FAVORITE COMIC PERFORMANCE BY a MALE:

Adam?  He cracks me up a lot anyway.

>>PRETTIEST FEMALE:

Mimi

>>MOST HANDSOME MALE:

Trevor minus 40 pounds. I thought Will was a looker too (till he got too
slimy to watch)

>>FAVORITE VILLIAN (The man you love to hate):

Craig? I'm looking forward to his demise anway! 

>>FAVORITE VILLIANESS (The woman you love to hate):

Janet

>>FAVORITE STORYLINE:

Who Killed Will. It seems like they've managed to do that wonderful soap thing
where one central storyline involves enough of the significant characters in
serious ways that it can go off into many smaller independent storylines (like
Adam/Arlene/Trevor/Natalie, Brian/Hayley/AnLi, Gloria/Craig/Dixie/Steven...).
I also think they've done a good job so far of letting people become suspicious
of one another and pacing people's revelations of what they were doing that
night close enough to be entertaining but well enough spaced not to be 
overkill. Oh, and of course there is the Mimi/Derek/Berniker/DA/Trevor 
storyline that comes out of it. I think soaps are at their best when the fates
of the characters get completely interwoven even when the characters don't
really even know one another. 


Ok, I'll go out and play in the sunshine and be quiet now...

-- 
Sentence pair of the week: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.

			N-Baym@uiuc.edu
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From: mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak)
Subject: Re: KL - who's pregnant?
Organization: AT&T
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 13:13:52 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.121044.21363@porthos.cc.bellcore.com> jackie8@dasher.uucp (25853-brady) writes:
>In article <60QT02wRcbrc00@amdahl.uts.amdahl.com>, christil@uts.amdahl.com (Christine Lee) writes:
>> Anyway, I'm leaning towards Paige being pregnant because I think Anne
>> is past her child-bearing years, isn't she?  Did anyone else think of
>> that?  
>> 
>
>I don't think it's impossible to think that Anne could still
>have a baby.  Isn't she supposed to be around 40something in age?

For what it's worth, Michelle Phillips is 47.  I suppose Anne could
be more like 40-42, which would certainly make pregnancy possible.
Look at Murphy Brown!  :-)  
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|  It's over, it's over me.             R.E.M.  :                          |
From: sally@eris.berkeley.edu (S. A. Wilson)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: DOOL: Carly's Schoolin'
Date: 16 Apr 1992 05:17:51 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: eris.berkeley.edu



What's this crap about trying to find Dr. Gaudard, why only HIM.
If she had been enrolled in the medical school at the Sorbonne
wouldn't she have been in contact with many, many professors
each in a different speciality? She was 18, a little too young
to not only have gone through undergraduate school, but to
have all also gone through her first years of med. school,
to specialize, thus she would have to associate with numerous
professors not just ONE. Hence, why not try and track them
down??? Even if they no longer taught there, it couldn't
be that hard to find ONE of her profs. This whole bit is
soo stupid, and sole purpose is for us to feel sorry for her,
for her pain, and all the difficulty she has had. It doesn't work. 

It seems as though the Doctor was advanced VERY quickly, Viv
paid him off by having him rapidly promoted. What if she too
arranged for much of Carly's pre-med stuff, and other course
to be waivered. Pretending to help out, to pretend to give
Carly a new life, and to escape from Lizard, hence very little
records on her, and hence the mystery behind it all.

I nearly laughed myself sick the other day when Bozo made
a comment to Dr. Horton how strange Gaudard rose from
a regular assist. prof. to head of a department. What the
hell about Carly, last year she was only a hotel doctor
in Tahiti--treating sun burns, coral cuts, and food posoning,
and overindulgence--and now she is head of a major university
teaching hospital trauma center, one of the most demanding
sections of a hospital.....

Has she met with Molehill's and Scarrie's prof.?---HMMM.....

And Sis Sour Lemon, how dare you refer to me as Scarrie....
just jealous of my real hero Evil, Evil Vince......And what
was that crack about boring marching bands, you sure know
how to insult a person.....You probably were the scurage
of all us band people, you were a Cheerleader....

Spud---
-- 
Sally A. Wilson            \\\\   Your feet are going to be on the gound;
Potato "Salad" Peel         \\\\  Your head is there to move you around.
sally@mica.berkeley.edu      \\\\     [R.E.M.  _Stand_ ]
				  GO AGS!!!
From: mary@uicsl.csl.uiuc.edu (Mary E. Allison)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC: Janet's Due Date
Date: 16 Apr 1992 20:45:19 GMT
Organization: Center for Reliable and High-Performance Computing, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Distribution: usa
NNTP-Posting-Host: uicsl.csl.uiuc.edu

valjorge@leapyear.EBay.Sun.COM (Valerie Jorge) writes:

>Just wanted to say so long, I'll really miss reading all about
>AMC.  You are a great group, you updaters are wonderfully witty
>and dedicated, and I will look forward to catching up in
>October.


Can you at LEAST let us know when and what you have????

--
Are you a woman this week, Daddy?
  -- Chelsy Bakula (age 6)

  Mary Allison (mary@uicsl.csl.uiuc.edu) Urbana, Illinois
Square Dancer, Cat Owned, Leaper, Founder QL Friends of Machiko
From: doreen@svl.cdc.com (Doreen Matsuzaki)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: Some News
Date: 13 Apr 92 16:04:14 GMT
Article-I.D.: shamash.40831

spira@panix.com (Greg "Sarcasm Is A Way Of Life" Spira) writes:

>With the exit of Al Rabin and the DOOL spinoff on hold at best, Gene    
>Palumbo will be returning as DOOL's head writer.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!?!?!  Genocide is coming back?  Say it
ain't so!

>It looks quite likely that Stephen Nichols will return to DOOL sometime in
>May, though it isn't official yet.

This sounds like one of those:  I've got some good news and bad news.
Here's the bad news first.

-- Papaya Juice

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Doreen Matsuzaki  @>-`,-->               | "What makes you think she is
Control Data Corporation, Santa Clara, CA|  a witch?"
doreen@quail.svl.cdc.com  or             | "Well, she turned me into a newt."
doreen@duck.svl.cdc.com                  | "A newt!?"
                                         | "... I got better."
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From: czo84228@DCSC.DLA.MIL (Kevin L. Wright,IPCC,x2233,)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT - Father Lafferty
Date: 6 Apr 92 19:05:51 GMT

Linc may have to become a priest.  (Stop giggling!)

After he threw Connor aside, he thought he found his Garden of Eden with 
Marcy.  He not only found the Garden, but he married the SERPENT!

What'll he do when (and he WILL) learns of her popping birth control pills,
which good little Catholic girls NEVER do?  And as if that's not bad enough,
wait'll he finds out she aborted former beau Gregory Noble's baby in order
to get next to Evan Walsh in NYC.  Abortion is something ELSE GLCG's don't
routinely do, either.

With all his bad luck with women, he may as well become a priest.

But then again, that's what "The Thorn Birds" was about, and we know what
Richard Chamberlain did in that, don't we?

Can't win either way you go. . . .

Kevin Wright
E-Mail:  czo84228@dcsc.dla.mil
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From: bjperry@pram.cs.ucla.edu (Brad Perry)
Subject: Re: AMC-I Had A Dream ! |-)
Keywords: way, way, left field killer!
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 92 14:20:19 GMT

In article <50623@seismo.CSS.GOV> minett@beno.CSS.GOV (Debbie Minett) writes:
>Ok, I guess I'm finally convinced that I'm watching a little
>too much AMC lately since I had quite a lengthy dream about
>Will's killer last night!  You won't believe who killed Will
>in this dream -- The Head DA!!!  (yeah, talk about left field! |-)
>It seems that with the election coming up, he realized that
>there hadn't been any good murder trials in the last year
>where he could get the killer convicted to  help boost him
>in the polls sooooo he decided to choreograph a murder.  He
>picked Will since he had overheard so many people threaten
>him while he was being held in jail.  I had a terrible time
>trying to convice people that he was the murderer (as I'm
>sure is the case here! |-) but he was eventually taken away
>in handcuffs (ala that commissioner guy from GH years ago
>who turned out to be MR. BIG) after I was finally able to
>convince the asst. DA that I was right (but I don't remember
>how I did that |-) or I'd try the same arguement here!)
>
>How's that for a new suspect?  After all, he WAS acting rather
>strange for a DA when he was snoopin' around in the bushes
>spying on Halo and Bri-guy! |-)
>
>Debbie "I dream in color" Minett
>
>--
>Debbie Minett
>Center for Seismic Studies, Arlington, VA
>minett@seismo.css.gov
>

Yes, Yes, Yes!  This would be a much better storyline than the one
we will probably be forced to watch!  After all, the DA seems like
a big jerk to me, he obviously has his own personal agenda -- this 
slant would fit right in.  I also it liked when GH used this twist.

Nancy (Taz, not CAZ) Amidon
From: doreen@svl.cdc.com (Doreen Matsuzaki)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: TAN, MAJOR MAJOR TAN: PLEASE HELLPPPPPP
Keywords: The net police are after me 	HELPPPPP.
Date: 13 Apr 92 19:19:18 GMT
Article-I.D.: shamash.40856
Distribution: usa

With the Net Police abducting our dear sis Spud in the nearby city
of Sacramento, I fear I may be next.  Hmmm, someone seems to be knocking
at my door - I'll just ignore it.  Anyways, until I am stopped, I will
continue to bash Cowdung - er um CARLEEEEEEEEEE and Ickpitooey and
vent anything else.  In fact, [THUD]

[Grunt] [gurgle] I'll be back! [Bonk]

-- Papaya

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Doreen Matsuzaki  @>-`,-->               | "What makes you think she is
Control Data Corporation, Santa Clara, CA|  a witch?"
doreen@quail.svl.cdc.com  or             | "Well, she turned me into a newt."
doreen@duck.svl.cdc.com                  | "A newt!?"
                                         | "... I got better."
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