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From: jholtgra@afit.af.mil (Jeremy C. Holtgrave)
Subject: Re: ~~~~ BABIES, CONTAGIOUS & LOLLIPOPS ~~~~
Organization: Air Force Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 04:46:12 GMT

In article <1992Aug11.130531.2855@apricot.co.uk> steve@apricot.co.uk (Steve Flavell) writes:
>aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine) writes:
>
>
>>What's a Lada?
>>-- 
>>Perry Tarantine  aa395  /*/       ///     /*/ Amiga: Computer for the
>>SysOp of the RPG Sig   /*/       ///     /*/     Creative Mind.
>>Type "Go RPG" and     /*/    \\\///     /*/No. 1 complaint of comic strip chars
>>Join the Adventure   /*/      \XX/     /*/     "I don't have thumbs!"
>
>A Lada is a Russian car which is very outdated and is the butt of many jokes
>here in the UK because it looks like a square box.
>
>Hope this helps.

What's "UK"?

=====================jholtgra@scgraph.afit.af.mil==============================
Jeremy Holtgrave                          "Besides, we have more guns and bombs
Air Force Institute of Technology          than you."
Wright-Patterson AFB, Ohio
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From: wagner@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited...
Date: 21 Aug 92 17:58:33 EDT


In article <1992Aug17.175851.14499@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel) writes:
>>Here in Canada one of our favorites is "American Intellegence"
> 
> Hmmm?  Oh, I get it!  Hey, that's not nice!  Well, here in
> America we always get uncontrollable giggles from
> "Canadian Money."

Justice Rehnquist
From: ria@dash.udev.cdc.com (Richard Askew)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: please help me name my machine
Date: 14 Aug 92 13:14:02 GMT
Organization: Control Data Systems Inc., London
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

kml@cellar.org (Lazlo Hoover Toth) writes:
: saal@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (samuel.saal) writes:
: 
: > In article <1992Aug10.154759.370@awdprime.austin.ibm.com>
: > ibmpa!cdc017.austin.ibm.com!lkoh@ibminet.awdpa.ibm.com writes:
: > 
: > >We get to name our machines at work here, and I am 
: > >in desperate need of a new machine name in a hurry!  
: > >Can you help me?  
: > 
: 
: My favorite node name was Shredder.  It was a printer, but nobody but me
: would send anything to it, obviously having never asked themselves why
: someone would put a shredder on the net.
: 

Slightly related:

At a previous Company they installed a new shredder.
A security guard was seen to be puzzling over its operation.
After a couple of minutes, a secretary came over saying "Here, let me show you",
took his documents and put them through the shredder.
To which his response was "Ah! many thanks - Two copies of each please!"
--
Richard Askew
Real Email Addr: ria@cdl.cdc.com
FAX (+44) 81 848 3134
From: rich@ersys.edmonton.ab.ca (Richard Hempsey)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: nursery rhymes
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 13:22:32 MDT
Organization: Edmonton Remote Systems #2, Edmonton, AB, Canada

ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller) writes:

- In a previous article, ashok@regulus.Inria.Fr (Ashok Kumar) says:
- 
- >Mary had a little sheep
- >With the sheep she went to sleep
- >The sheep turned out to be a ram
- >Mary had a little lamb.
- 
- Mary had a little lamb
- It fattened as it grew
- And when it died sweet Mary cried
- And dined on Mutton stew...
- 
- Mary had a little lamb
- Its stash was white as snow
- And everywhere that Mary went
- They both enjoued the blow...
- (George Carlin)
- 
- Baa, Baa black sheep, have you any wool?
- Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
- One for my master, ande one for my dame,
- And one for the government (taxes are a pain!!)
- 
- Little Baby Bunting,
- Daddy's gone a-hunting
- The game warden has took him in
- The season still had not begin

Mary had a little lamb,
With her it used to sleep.
The lamb turned out to be a ram
And Mary had a sheep.


Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch poor rover a bone.

When she bent over,
Rover drover her,
'Cuz Rover had a bone of his own.

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From: pyango@guvax.georgetown.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bathroom humor
Date: 14 Aug 92 15:42:24 -0400
Distribution: world
Organization: Georgetown University

In article <1992Aug12.125153.346@aber.ac.uk>, gjs@aber.ac.uk (Gary John Salter) writes:
> Seen on a toilet wall.
> 
> When this tiolet cleaner finally dies,
> he will find erected in the skies,
> a tribute to his glorious wit,
> a monument of solid shit.
> 
> Any other toilet poetry anyone?
> 
> Gaz
From above the urinal:
Give me a muff with thighs on both sides 
thats furry and pink all covered with stink;
I don't even care if it's old or it's new,
cause what the hell it's something to screw.

-Pete Y.
Xref: sparky rec.humor:26523 soc.culture.polish:2017
From: anton@gagme.chi.il.us (Andrzej Borowiec)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish
Subject: Re: POLACK JOKES
Keywords: degenerate, slimeball, grandparents, sex, duct tape
Date: 19 Aug 92 03:01:06 GMT
Organization: Gagme Public Access UNIX, Chicago, Illinois.
Originator: anton@gagme

In article <1992Aug17.130411.15586@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:
>anton@gagme.chi.il.us (Andrzej Borowiec) writes:
>>Andrzej A. Borowiec
>
>>p.s. I'm really getting tired of you buttheads not x-posting
>                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Polish jokes to soc.culture.polish
>
>You're tired of people _not_ x-posting polish jokes to soc.culture.polish.
>Well, I'd love to help you out by cross posting some polish jokes, but I
>don't know any.  It doesn't look good when someone is complaining about an
>ethnic stereotype, but commits that same stereotype in their complaint.
>

Gee Paul, you have to explain this one to me and maybe just speak
a little slower. 

Why am I using ethnic stereotypes trying to offend three or four
jokers *presonally*? You can't imagine how sooooory I am if I made
such an impression. But as Brett has said: "...I was only joking..."
You must forgive me for sometimes forgetting how sensitive people get
when someone kicks *their* arse.

>Meanwhile - you've all been HAD!  rdc@netcom.com, who started this thread,
>is a famous instigator. He/she/it loves to stir up flame wars by posting
>stuff like the original post, with inappropriate cross postings and
>psuedonyms.  This is also the person who created alt.wanted.muslim.gay,
>remember.
>
>-- 

I'll be...

>Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
>(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
>I used to homebrew computers, now I homebrew beer.  Is this progress?

Andrzej A. Borowiec
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: robert@revcan.rct.ca (Robert Presland)
Subject: Re: Need wedding toasts/jokes (some included)
Organization: Revenue Canada, Taxation; Office Communications Division
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 14:51:19 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.221922.27800@gtephx.UUCP> forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona) writes:
>In article <1992Aug5.133017.583@skitzo.dseg.ti.com>, hutto@skitzo.dseg.ti.com writes:
>> 
>> I need some humorous (preferably clean) toasts and/or practical jokes to be
>> played at weddings.  Any regular jokes on the subject will be welcomed also.
>> A friend is getting married this weekend (8/8) so I would apreciate ideas to
>> be sent by Friday (8/7).

I just finished being best man at a wedidng this weekend, and I used a top ten
list to "get" the groom.  Let's see if I can remember some of them.  The tile
was "Top Ten things to do now that you are married:"

   Tell her she lokes beautiful even when she doesn't
   Tell her you love her even when you're not sure.
   Get the book called "101 Reasons to leave the house".
   Tell luscious Linda to stop calling.
   Learn to take the ring off in a hurry. <- This went over well
   Start using "we" instead of "I"
   
These aren't in the order I used and I can't think of the rest of them but if
I do I will repost.

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From: bhimani@usc.edu (Minaz Bhimani)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Testing, plesed ignore
Date: 13 Aug 1992 15:32:21 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: usa
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu


Testing.
From: fatican@iccgcc.decnet.ab.com (Nick Fatica)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Polack joke ?
Date: 21 Aug 92 17:43:35 EST

In article <1992Aug14.161016.202398@uctvax.uct.ac.za>, rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
> In article <1992Aug13.172634.202372@uctvax.uct.ac.za>, lwsand03@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
>> Overheard at the Barcelona Olympics...
>> 
>> 
>>  Q- Are you a pole-vaulter?
>>  
>>             A- No I'm a German, but how did you know my first name?
>> 
> 
> Almost politically correct - OK, you can keep this one... 

The way I heard it was:

Q - Excuse me, are you a pole-vaulter?

A - (said in your best Swedish accent) "No, I'm a Svede, but ha did you kneau
     my name vas Valter?"

-- 
Nick Fatica   fatican@astro.pc.ab.com
The Allen-Bradley Company
"Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: burt@cc.und.ac.za (Julian Burt)
Subject: Re: Confuscious says.......
Organization: University Of Natal (Durban)
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 13:48:34 GMT

In article <1992Aug19.055509.1@mdcbbs.com> cohon@mdcbbs.com writes:
>Subject: Re: Confuscious says.......
>From: cohon@mdcbbs.com
>Date: 19 Aug 92 05:55:09 GMT
>
> 	Confucius say "Man who fart in church sit in own pew"


Confucius also say "Man walking through swing doors is going to Bankok"

JCB.
From: bharat@ccvax.ucd.ie
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sven and Ole
Date: 18 Aug 92 18:53:15 GMT
Distribution: rec.humor
Organization: University College Dublin

In article <kelly.714087136@spyro>, kelly@spyro.cray.com (Matt Kelly (4274)) writes:
> Here's a Sven and Ole joke:
> 
> Sven and Ole were strolling down the streets of New York City.  They were both
> hungry and ready for lunch.  As luck would have it, they happend to walk by
> a hot dog vendor.  
> 
> "Ve'll have 2, please.", Ole said.
> 
> "Comin' right up!", said the vendor.
> 
> The vendor handed Sven and Ole their hot dogs.  Ole just looked at his hot
> dog with dismay and said to Sven,  
> 
> "Well Sven, vut part of da dog did YOU get???!!!"
> 
> 
> - Matt
> 
> ==============================================================================
> kelly@spyro.cray.com                 |
>                                      | Semper ubi sub ubi.
> Opinions expressed herein are just   |
> that.                                | -Julius Caesar
>                                      |
> =============================================================================

sven and ole go to a shop and ask for two bananas. The man says i have
3 banans and you can take them all for price of two bananas. They refuse
and say no we want 2 bananas. 
 
After thinking for a moment sven says to ole 'O.K. take 3 bananas, i am
hungry i will eat one.'



=
From: oaf@serverx.osf.org (Oded Feingold)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Why can Scandahoovians tell ethnic jokes with impunity?
Summary: A moose once bit my sister
Keywords: It was touch and go for a while, but we finally pulled him through
Date: 19 Aug 92 18:52:54 GMT
Article-I.D.: osf.1992Aug19.185254.19374
Followup-To: Follow-up?  To this shit??  You're kidding, right...
Organization: Open Software Foundation

Easy.  People can smell him coming down the street, so the ones who
don't want to hear the jokes can run away before the Scandahoovian
arrives.

(Nuoo-voon oonterstandtskes zzem eny-vayske.)

Oded Feingold  oaf@osf.org     Contractor at  Open Software Foundation
OSF:   11 Cambridge Center     Cambridge Ma. 02142      (617) 621-7265
Home:  21 Oxford Circle        Belmont   Ma. 02178      (617) 489-6918
From: pwf2@hpmwtd.sr.hp.com (Joe Ballantyne)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Baa-Baa Waa-Waa!
Date: 15 Aug 92 05:13:17 GMT
Article-I.D.: hpmwetg.12300126
Organization: HP Santa Rosa Site (NMD MTA MWTD)

My apologies if this joke offends any Native Americans, but IT IS one
of the funniest I've heard in "many moons":

Barbara Walters is preparing to do a feature story on the American Indian.
She arrives at this tribe in the mid-west and walks in. She spots this
Indian walking by, and she stops him. Turning on her tape recorder, she
speaks to him:
"Excuse me sir, my name is Ba-ba Walters, and I'm doing an inta-view on
Indian culture. The American pubwic wants to know once and for awl, what
do the eagle feathers weely mean?"
The brave says: " That easy, Ba-Ba. Me have 'um one feather, means me screw
'um ONE squaw!"
Well! Barbara is shocked at this response, so she immediately turns off her
recorder and rewinds it, looking for another brave.
She spots a brave with three eagle feathers.
From: scb@ll.mit.edu ( Steve Blackmon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: coming and going
Date: 17 Aug 92 17:12:56 GMT
Organization: MIT Lincoln Laboratory

In article <Aug12.054809.44175@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> heatherb@NREL.ColoState.EDU (Heather Bean) writes:
>In article <183022@pyramid.pyramid.com> craigs@pyrtech.pyramid.com (Craig Shipley) writes:
>>In article <1992Aug10.183628.17574@emr1.emr.ca> kasvand@ccrs.emr.ca (Tony Kasvand) writes:
>>>In article <380@sbmsg1.UUCP> acw@sbmsg1.UUCP (Alvin White) writes:
>>>>>: > > Make like a shepard and get the flock out of here.
>>>>>: >Make like a newborn and head out.
>>>>>: Make like a breach baby and butt out!
>>>>>Do like a tree and leave
>>>>>Make like a bottom and split
>>>>>Do like Jesus and leave us
>>>>                                                                    
>>>> 
>>>>Make like horse shit and hit the trail.
>>>Make like diarrea and run.
>>Make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here.
>>Make like a bakery truck and haul buns.
>Make like lightning and bolt.
>Make like traffic and jam.
Make like Sy Sperling and get out of hair.
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Send Mail
Keywords: help
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 04:23:19 GMT

bmarcum@world.std.com (Bill Marcum) writes:

>>What in the zootlewurdel is a jackelope?!?!?!?

>What in the jackelope is a zootlewurdel???

Predictable!

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: goodmadi@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Template Account)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 1996 Olympics
Date: 14 Aug 92 18:50:46 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.1992Aug14.185046.6294
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology


In article <1992Aug10.185547.26583@news.cs.brandeis.edu>  
chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu (Jen Schacher) writes:
> Hi! I don't know how many of you watched the closing ceremonies last  
night,
> but did you see the Atlanta mascot for the 1996 Olympics? It's this  
funny
> looking blue thing named Whatizit. In Atlanta, it has been dubbed  
"Spunky
> the Sperm" and "'Lil Squirt" by the local radio stations. They are  
having
> a contest to give it an official name... any suggestions?

I don't know, but but I would like to know what the heck that stuff is  
that shoots out of his hind end.
			-Dave
From: vander@flab.fujitsu.co.jp (Mike van der Velden)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: The story so far
Date: 18 Aug 92 01:07:48 GMT
	<1992Aug15.011654.3032@wybbs.mi.org>
Organization: Fujitsu Laboratories Ltd., Kawasaki, Japan

In article <1992Aug15.011654.3032@wybbs.mi.org> mwb@wybbs.mi.org (Michael W. Burden) writes:
> In <1992Aug13.194631.14001@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin) writes:
> [...]
> >Denis Beauregard posts the lame old joke about Canada coming from the
> >Spanish "Aca-nada".
>
> Nah, the way Canada got it's name was like this:
> Sven and Toivo, two famous explorers, were out exploring, when they
> suddenly realized that they were off the edge of their map... they
> were in a completely unexplored area.  They yelled and whooped it
> up, poured a few beers over each others heads, and got totally
> drunk celebrating.  Finally, Sven said, "Hey, we gotta come up
> with a name for this place, eh?".  So they thought and though,
> but they couldn't come up with anything good.  Finally, they put
> the letters A-Z on some stones, put them in Toivo's backpack,
> and took turns drawing them.  Sven drew the first stone:
> "I got a C, eh!".  Then Toivo drew a stone: "I got an N, eh!"
> Then Sven drew another stone: "I got a D, eh!"

After that, they needed a name for the large area of land to the
south.  Historians note that Sven and Toivo were so drunk at the
time, that all they could come up with was "Unexplored Southern Area"
(USA).
--
Mike van der Velden
Distributed Systems Laboratory, Fujitsu Laboratories Ltd., Kawasaki, Japan
e-mail: vander@tokyo.hi.flab.fujitsu.co.jp

ps. If you send me a picture postcard      Mike van der Velden
    from your area to the address at       Fujitsu Unoki Dormitory, room 227
    right, I'll send you one from Tokyo.   2-17-18 Unoki, Ota-ku, Tokyo 146
    Postcards must be received by          Japan
    November 15, 1992
From: gah2468@bcsaic.boeing.com (Geoffrey Hazel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: yukky joke from NZ
Date: 17 Aug 92 20:13:36 GMT
Organization: Boeing Computer Services AI Center, Seattle

In article <1992Aug16.200008.10121@waikato.ac.nz> tte@waikato.ac.nz writes:
>Yukky Joke
>
>

[ 'joke' about incest deleted ]

No, not a Yukky Joke.  It was not a joke at all.
-- 
Geoff Hazel                  | Haven't you got some real work to get 
gah2468@bcsaic.boeing.com    | done now?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine)
Subject: Re: WANTED: answering-machine messages...
Organization: Youngstown State University/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 16:31:58 GMT


Whoever is sending this around could you send it to me as well 
or post the thing again.
thank you
##
-- 
Perry Tarantine  aa395  /*/       ///     /*/ Amiga: Computer for the
SysOp of the RPG Sig   /*/       ///     /*/     Creative Mind.
Type "Go RPG" and     /*/    \\\///     /*/No. 1 complaint of comic strip chars
Join the Adventure   /*/      \XX/     /*/     "I don't have thumbs!"
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: The "education"party needs educating!
Date: 18 Aug 92 15:39:49 GMT
Followup-To: /dev/null
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA

In article <1992Aug18.141345.25650@tamsun.tamu.edu> b473dg@tamuts.tamu.edu (Dilawar Grewal) writes:
>Houston Chronicle, Tuesday, Aug. 18, 1992. Page 1
>
>Hand on the tiller through choppy waters??????????????? NO WONDER THE 
>REPUBLICANS ARE SINKING. Somebody tell them tillers are meant to be
>used on land, not on water!!!!
>
>ONLY RONNIE, ONLY RONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
Oh, really? My boat has a tiller.

-- 
Larry A. Gilmore             Internet: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com
TRW SEDD, DH1/2849
P.O. Box 6213                Phone:    (310)764-3318
Carson, CA 90746             Fax:      (310)764-3946
From: kasvand@ccrs.emr.ca (Tony Kasvand)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Date: 13 Aug 92 16:21:13 GMT
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa

In article <1992Aug12.165511.3007@memstvx1.memst.edu> nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>
>Speaking of band names; the other day, after 20+ years, I saw 
>Barbarella again and the inspiration for the band, Duran Duran. It is 
>still a fun flick - dumb, but fun.
>
                                                    ^^^^^^^^^^^

       Duran Duran makes me Throw-up Throw-up.



-- 
Tonis Kasvand      | " Tomorrow on CABLE 1 Television,  
Ottawa, Canada     |     Bruno wonders why his Frosted Flakes tastes soggy 
kasvand@ccrs.emr.ca| and then realizes he has eaten Relics scab collection." 
                           - The Royal Canadian Air Farce
From: eddie@marmite.UK.Sun.COM (Eddie Krupa - Sun EHQ - IR Contractor)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Cleanish joke......
Date: 20 Aug 92 07:36:56 GMT
Reply-To: eddie@marmite.UK.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: marmite.uk.sun.com





A boy walks up to his father and says "Daddy, what's the difference between
theory and reality?".  The father replies, a little confused, "my, that's 
quite a question for a twelve year old...let's see; go to your mother and
ask her if she would sleep with another man for a million dollars".  The
boy runs off to his mom and says "mom, if another man offerred you a million
dollars to go to bed with him, would you say yes?"  Mom thinks a bit and 
finally replies "a million dollars would keep our family for life, I
guess I would have to say yes!".  Now, thinking he is really on to something
the boy goes back to his father and says "she said yes!!. But how does that tell
me the difference between theory and reality?"  The father instantly says "now go
to your older sister and ask if she would go to bed with ANYONE for two million
dollars".  The boy does as he's told and his sister says, with little thought at
all "of course I would!!".  Now, the boy goes to his father and demands to know
how this explains the difference between theory and reality.  The father, all 
sulken down and worn out, looks into the eyes of his son and says  "Son, in
theory our family is worth three million dollars!!...pause...in reality, you and
I live with a couple of sluts!.
From: ben@bailey.UUCP (Ben Bailey)
Subject: Re: Limerick's
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: 16 Aug 92 17:14:39 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Ben Bailey's Home..Tampa Fl.

There was an old lady from New Zealand
Who didn't have any feelin'
So she laid on her back
And played with her crack
And pissed all over the ceilin'.

--
Ben Bailey                 ben@bailey.uucp -- bailey!ben@uunet.uu.net
12210 Shady Forest Dr.     ben@bailey.tscs.com
Riverview, Fl. 33569       -- The main thing is to keep the main
813-677-5021                  thing the main thing.  Mainly.
From: romansks@unvax.union.edu (Steve Romanski)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited...
Date: 19 Aug 92 12:23:26 GMT
Article-I.D.: unvax.1992Aug19.122326.6209
Distribution: usa
Organization: Union College, Schenectady, NY

ford mechanic
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: TV ads / bible / gun control / life in general
Date: 18 Aug 92 13:16:35 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1992Aug17.153529.202414@uctvax.uct.ac.za>, rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
|> fuck gun-control
|> 
|> fuck American politics
|> 
|> fuck American politicians
|> 
|> fuck American politicians' gun-control platforms
|> 
|> fuck everyone who stands on said platforms
|> 
|> fuck Biblical interpretations
|> 
|> fuck people who argue about Biblical interpretations
|> 
|> fuck Bush campaign TV ads
|> 
|> fuck burning bushes
|> 
|> fuck a bucket of water immediately afterwards
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> ...and fuck anyone who doesn't like the Ten Fucking Commandments....

Oh, what a wonderful extensive vocabulary!