From: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: The cascade from Hell rides once again...
Date: 7 Apr 92 20:12:43 GMT
Article-I.D.: hellgate.1992Apr7.141243.24504
Followup-To: alt.slack
Organization: University of Utah, CS Dept., Salt Lake City


The following is the complete text of the books of the Nartics.
It was obtained by sorting the Sacred Cascade from Hell.  After
a long period of Excremeditation, I was able to accurately organize
the Nartics into a Smiteology of seven chapters. 


Chapter 1: Parry I
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(Perhaps the most startling revalation is in lines 9 and 10,
"I WISH YOU PEOPLE GOD_!"  And who is the OverMan that "rode the 
May Day WASPS"?.  The numerological significance of 14226 is
obvious:  14=2+(2*6)   1*4*2=2+6   (142-26-5)*6=666)

'Kibo' Parry) writes:
Amherst, NY  14226      +    |Ask me about the Secret Society!   
And why is this a waste of it?
Charlie Brown's fat head width.
Come on guys, I think he means it.  Don't follow up to this.
Duh!
Dunder Butt
EXERCISE
GEE, THIS IS A WASTE OF BANDWIDTH.  I WISH YOU PEOPLE  
GOD_!  How can you even think it!  How can you dream it and  
Go ahead and follow up.
Got.
He rode the May Day WASPS.
Huh?



Chapter 2: I 
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(it seems that the original text was slightly wrong.  Each Narticle
is included, but instead of the correct term "I Narticle", it appears
as "In article."  I am not sure of the significance of this, but I 
left the chapter in its orginial form.  Not the first line, "I".  The
power of this statement is amazing.  It prepares you for the almost
cryptic Narticles that follow.)

I  
In <1992Apr4.004715.17931@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>  
In <1992Apr6.132332.22099@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov  
In article <-zlj3qq.raj@netcom.com> raj@netcom.com (Roger Lee) writes:
In article <1992Apr1.020902.587@zip.eecs.umich.edu>  
In article <1992Apr2.015814.14003@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>  
In article <1992Apr6.222708.22126@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>  
In article <1992Mar20.031338.3813@nntp.uoregon.edu>,  
In article <1992Mar25.012450.7508@cbnewsd.cb.att.com>  
In article <1992Mar27.033812.25302@acsu.buffalo.edu>  
In article <1992Mar28.192924.17253@acsu.buffalo.edu>  
In article <1992Mar31.211150.13627@cs.rose-hulman.edu>  
In article <BLDx2E.InE@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com  
In article <BM3JIK.G5J@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo'  
In article <wapj84b.raj@netcom.com> raj@netcom.com (Roger Lee) writes:



Chapter 3: Or Kill 02139
------------------------
(The missing 8th chapter of the Nartics contains the mysterious
"Intervening drivel" that was removed.  It provides the key to
the other 7 chapters, and can be purchased from galt@peruvian.utah.edu
for $20)

Intervening drivel removed]
James  
M. Scott '~ibo' Ramming  305 Memorial Dr, Room 615A, Cambridge  
MA 02139
Mike Bur) writes:
My
NOT!
No!  Don't follow up to this!  Whatever you do, _don't_ press
No, both Kibo & Kevin are never serious.
Okay.
Or kill Kibo, who started this whole mess.
Or kill me.
Parry) writes:
Rev. M @P.O. Box 156     O     
Russ "gremlins" Taylor



Chapter 4: Net Pstench
----------------------
(It is well known that the sound of the third nostril is "Shhhh!".
Isnt't it amazing that the third nostril opens the door for 
"Bandwidth" Conservation?  What exactly is the relationship between
"Bandwidth" (or should we say "Bob"width) and slack?)

SELF-RESTRAINT AND *DO NOT* FOLLOWUP TO IT.
Schroeder played a tune of it.
She ate the Payday wrapper.
Shhhh!
Shhhh!
There.  No more wasted "Bandwidth"
Very interesting. So you want everyone else to stop, but  
WON'T YOU PLEASE HELP THIS CASCADE NOT CONTINUE?  PLEASE  
WOULD STOP IT.
What is going on here? Can someone fill me in on this discussion?   
YOU'RE RUINING THE NET FOR *EVERYONE*.


Chapter 5: Mathew I
-------------------
(Only the first and last lines have any relevance, but the others,
as a result of their irrelevance, are much more sacred.)

Zit.
[office]
added your ten cents?  A thousand-degree flame on you!
and
because he made a paste of it
btw, what the hell _is_ bandwitdth?
bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew Fields) writes:
gods
he never was a sailor
homey don't play dat!)
it.



Chapter 6: Parry II
-------------------
(A cryptic explanation of the near extinction of the buffalo, and
its relationship to "Bob"width.)

kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
majcher@acsu.buffalo.edu      | The meek shall inherit the earth,  
majcher@acsu.buffalo.edu (Salamander~) writes:
majcher@acsu.buffalo.edu (Salamander~) writes:
missed the earlier parts.
of bandwidth and all that is wholly!  See what you do!  You waste  
on...
only after you
press2@cbnewsd.cb.att.com (barry.o.olson) writes:
remain sane?!?!?  How can it be?!?!?!?!  Gah!!!!
rtaylor@cie.uoregon.edu (Russ Taylor) writes:
sramming@athena.mit.edu
sramming@athena.mit.edu (Scott '~ibo' Ramming) writes:



Chapter 7: (untitled)  
---------------------
(Flight plan of the Xists.  It seems to contain the phone number
of "oBo".)

still
that "f" button!  It's a sin!  It's a sin!  This is against the  
the  nonibo  -ibo  )  (617) 225-9887 [home]  (617) 253-7942  
the Cleavers met Norm Mailer.
unspeakable_ happens, for I cannot even begin to describe the
v061regm@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu | 	and the wise keep moving  
waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby) writes:
waste and waste until the unthinkable happens!  Nay, until the
while snoopy ate a sandwich
world-wide atrocities that will continue if you follow this up!   
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