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From: babar+@pitt.edu (Jonggu Moon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: WANTED: korean jokes ( or any asian pacific Islander )
Date: 14 Dec 92 13:39:15 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh


How come someone posted pages and pages of
indian and african jokes, but I can only think of 
three asian jokes ?

1 - ... erection day ...
2 - ... dental floss for blindfold ...
3 - ... koreans in a hockey game goto a corner and open a store ...

Come on, we are humans too. And with the asia bashing in america,
there must have been loads of jokes made recently.

Please post here or email me.

- jon

OBbs:   Quantum Mechanics do it with certainty
From: S.A.McIntyre@durham.ac.uk (Scott A. McIntyre)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Test
Date: 19 Dec 92 17:38:13 GMT
Reply-To: S.A.McIntyre@durham.ac.uk
Organization: University of Durham

Unread news in comp.dcom.modems                            9 articles +  236 old
Unread news in alt.atheism                                11 articles +  644 old
In article <BzF6E3.Lp7@cck.coventry.ac.uk>, cei352@cck.coventry.ac.uk (The Freak) writes:
|>In article <1992Dec17.102719.13134@bsu-ucs> 01jmbrown@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
|>>In article <1992Dec17.003955.27658@spock.UUCP>, gumby@spock.uucp (Danny Richman) writes:
|>>> In article <1992Dec11.232428.9398@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> xiaohan@euler.Berkeley.EDU (Xiaohan Yun) writes:
|>>>>In article <1992Dec7.232807.15638@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman) writes:
|>>>>>In article <1992Dec7.225159.15483@spock.UUCP> ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas Orphanides) writes:
|>>>>>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron Huang) writes:
|>>>>>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (Vilas Khare) writes:
|>>>>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
|>>>>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
|>>>>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
|>>>>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
|>>>>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
|>>> This is starting to make me snore.
|>>is this the rec.humor people adore?
|>Or is it porn,which is hard core.?

Quoth Mary Whitehouse: nevermore!
 
-- 
EMAIL: S.A.McIntyre@durham.ac.uk   OR scott@shrug.dur.ac.uk (NeXTmail)
SNAIL: Pyschment of Departology, University of Durham, Durham, DH1 3LE
SUN Computers:  "Nice chips, shame about her OS"
"If a virtual tree falls in a virtual forest, does it make a virtual sound?"
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.soviet
From: hm@cs.brown.edu (Harry Mamaysky)
Subject: Re: some Soviet emigre restaurant jokes
Organization: Somewhere East or Somewhere West
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 17:43:10 GMT

In article <1gij2mINNqsl@agate.berkeley.edu>, muh@physics.Berkeley.EDU (Yury M. Mukharsky) writes:
|> In article <gDyoVB1w165w@bwalk.dm.com> dlv@bwalk.dm.com (Dimitri Vulis) writes:
|> >
|> Kto nibud' znaet, gde vzroslo eto blednoe chudo? Na prostorah Oklahomschiny ili
|> na pomoikah NYC? Ili on vse zhe sam sebja sechet?
|> 
|> Yury M.

Izvenyaus, no ya ne znayu chto znachet "sebja sechet". Pozhaluista
obyesnitye.

Harry.
From: stannaee@eee.bham.ac.uk (Mr. Eric E. Stannard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Cucumbers better than ....
Date: 20 Dec 1992 10:01:27 GMT
Organization: The University of Birmingham, England
NNTP-Posting-Host: dunagiri.eee.bham.ac.uk
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]


--
Can someone please email or repost the article on "Why Cucumbers are better than
Men" : its for the girlfriend (hope this isn't any reflection on me!!)

Thanks in advance,


EMail: stannaee@eee.ham.ac.uk
From: la@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Lewis Alderton)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: More Puzzle
Date: 15 Dec 92 14:19:38 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Edinburgh

In article <1992Dec14.194648.19327@bmerh85.bnr.ca>, coop1d11@bmerh301.bnr.ca (David Smith) writes:
> Jesus Christ, a Catholic Vampire, a locksmith and a dromedary enter the Chemist's
> one Thursday afternoon to buy a package of Rothman's.  A beautiful young woman
> attempts to get the camel to lay down but fails.  She walks off in a huff.  Jesus 
> asks the clerk for some Rothman's and a 44-piece socket set.  What was the
> color of the pharmacists left elbow?

White! 
Don't pharmacists always wear those sexy white coats???

->->->->->->->->->->->->->->->->->->->->->->->->->->->->
^ Lovely Louie         | My brain ?? That's my second  |
| la@dcs.ed.ac.uk      v favourite organ.              v
<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-
From: akhurshe@pearl.tufts.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ICB addict thing
Date: 15 Dec 92 17:45:07 GMT
Organization: Tufts University - Medford, MA

*takes candle from yanoff@ucsd4.csd.uwm.edu*
my name is arifa khursheed and i'm an icb addict
*passes candle on*

the best smiley by far is:
@:O)

                            Odd
From: 00jlrushton@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Offensive jokes! READ! RESPOND! LAUGH!!!
Date: 14 Dec 92 20:17:50 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's



Yo! All the bottles of beer on the wall just broke from a green golfball!

Amen!

Burn a tree!
Kill trees!

Save water drink beer!
Save beer drink milk!
Save milk drink juice!
Save juice drink water!
ARGH!

What do you call a stupid woman?
Normal.

What do you call a smart woman?
A man in drag!

Why are women and beer alike?
Taste great and less filling(feeling) ha ha ha!

Remember girls the early woman gets the sperm!
So screw him in the morning!

What are the reasons men date women for?
Well to get new slaves, sex, to relate problems, sex, to have fun, sex,
to have a maid, sex, for the sport of it, sex, to get money, sex,
love, sex, romantic, sex, bored stiff, sex, and did I mention to get laid????

The I - 69 Bar
Liquor in front and poker in back!

Dairy Queen
Give your weenier and a good shake between her hot buns!

Pool Inc.
Rack your balls on the best tables now!

McQuicks
Pull in and get a great lube job under the hood!

Pet Supply Center
We got the best bitches for sale in town!

Stock Market
Trojan just rose to 69 points!
Did it mature or just peak!

Ha ha ha 

signed,
Stimpi

happy happy joy joy
From: x92paszek@gw.wmich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Read it, you'll be glad you did.
Date: 16 Dec 92 12:29:52 EST
Organization: Western Michigan University

These are excerpts from the book "Don't Bend Over In The Garden, Granny"
by Lewis Gizzard.

[1] 	Even I'm smart enough to know 
	you don't go dedicating 
	a book about sex to anybody.

[2]     A story has it that several years ago Gloria Steinem, the women's
rights activist, boarded a commercial flight and heard the following
announcement: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is a historic moment in commercial
aviation history.  For the first time, a woman pilot will be in complete charge
of your flight".
	Ms. Steinem was, quite naturally impressed, and asked a flight
attendant, "May I go up to the cockpit and congratulate the woman pilot?".
	"Sure," said the attendant, "only we don't call it a `cockpit'
anymore."

[3]	p.28
	I can't picture Nixon doing that [letting down his pants].  He might
have sex if he could do it by mail, but that's about it.
	The only reason we might believe Nixon had sex is that when he said,
"You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore," he might have meant his S&M
thing was in the past.

[4]     p.31-36 excerpts

	Here are some other people who I'm not sure ever had sex and the
reasons why:



Dr Ruth:   She's too short.

Yassir Arafat: Too ugly.

Brooke Shields:  Her mother hasn't told her about it yet.

Marcel Marceau:

Napoleon Bonaparte:  Ever notice in his pictures his pants didn't have a fly?

Wally and the Beav:  America wouldn't have stood for it.

Superman:  Little known fact he was impotent.  That's what X-ray eyes do to
you.




More to follow.
From: mckeonj@ul.ie
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: New value for Pi
Date: 14 Dec 92 16:48:45 GMT
Organization: University of Limerick, Ireland

In article <1992Dec9.214628.26911@spock.UUCP>, dsohl@spock.uucp (Daniel Sohl) writes:
> In article <1992Dec3.224347.16246@ncsu.edu> jmmannin@eos.ncsu.edu (James M Manning) writes:
>>Like all stupid numbers, e and pi can 
>>both be derived from fairly simple Taylor series, as explained
>>in any decent Cal I course.
A useful approximation is that pi squared approximates to 10
Since for all bases 10^2=100, does this mean that pi~-1?
-- 
"If England sleeps, shall Ireland dream?" : Se/an macEoin
-------------------------------------------------------------------
John McKeon, Material Science Dept. University of Limerick, Ireland
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: AGGIE
Date: 11 Dec 92 15:49:22 GMT
Article-I.D.: nntp_ser.31057
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Distribution: usa
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1992Dec10.000433.14472@meaddata.com>, dlovely@meaddata.com (David Lovely) writes:
|> In article <100780@netnews.upenn.edu>, yhl@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Stallion) writes:
|> |> In article <18215@mindlink.bc.ca> Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark) writes:
|> |> >
|> |> >        Please excuse my ignorance, but who or what is an Aggie?
|> |> 
|> |> 
|> |> An Aggie is a student or a person who goes or went to Texas A&M University.  In Texas, many people pick on Texas A&M as a laughing stock.
|> |> 
|> 
|> The reason that they are called Aggies is that A&M is short for Agricultural & Mechanical.

Yes, and Aggie's can't spell either one!!  ;-)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Larry.Mc.Donald@ofa123.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Challenge
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 15 Dec 92  12:15:06


 rcs4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu 
   (ROBERT CHRISTOPHER STEELE) states:

> I have heard many lawyer, barrister, arbitraitor, etc. jokes but have
> yet to find one that actually makes the lawyer look good. If you have a
> joke that does make a lawyer look please send me it or post it on the
> net.

   Bwahahahahahahaha! Please, jokes this funny almost cost me my 
job!

   

... Larry.Mc.Donald, N6ZMB, Fullerton, California!  <cough, cough>
___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.10

--- Maximus 2.00
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: yawei@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu (~{QG9p~})
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles! NOW 0!
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 02:37:59 GMT


>How about...
>
>   0 green bottles, hanging on the wall
>   0 green bottles hanging on the wall
>   and if one green bottle should accidentally fall

    there'd be 1 ANTI-green bottle on the wall


Oops ...


Xref: sparky rec.humor:36220 alt.flame:16273
From: duperval@ERE.UMontreal.CA (Duperval Laurent)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Canadian's perspective
Date: 11 Dec 92 19:44:55 GMT
Organization: Universite de Montreal

In article <1992Dec3.214254.14832@seachg.uucp> chrisb@seachg.UUCP (Chris Blask) writes:
>
>
>In article <1992Nov28.171157.17876@sol.UVic.CA> ccollins@sol.UVic.CA (Caroline Collins) writes:
>>Teacher in Anytown, U.S.A.:  ...and the United States is the BEST country
>>	in the world because we have the BEST natural resources, the BEST
>>	scientists, the BEST music, the BEST goverment, and the BEST healthcare
>>	system!
>>
>>Young student: But what about Canada?
>>

As someone said (was it John Candy):

	"Canada:  They opened up a new country and nobody came."
-- 
Laurent Duperval          | The opinions expressed herein are my own and
                          | do not represent those of this establishment
duperval@ere.umontreal.ca | That's because they don't have enough $$$
duperval@jsp.umontreal.ca | to afford them.  Noone does.
From: hdnea@usho92.hou281.chevron.com (David Neal)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: LIMRICK
Date: 18 Dec 92 17:21:10 GMT
Organization: Chevron

In article <1992Dec17.185150.20986@mlb.semi.harris.com> jhobson@SU19F.ess.harris.com (Harv Hobson) writes:
>In article <BzEMJx.G8C@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec17.001118.11284@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com> record@force.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com writes:
>>>In article <BzCvz2.GDw@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>>>>In <1ghiflINNel4@mercury.kingston.ac.uk> cs_e373@ceres (Matthew Simpkin) writes:
>>>>
>>>>>There once was a lady from Ham,
>>>>>Who wanted to ride on a tram,
>>>>>When she kissed the conductor,
>>>>>He turned round and fuc*ed her,
>>>>>And now she is pushing a pram.
>>>>
>>>>There once was a fellow named Matthew
>>>>Who's spelling was awful but grant you,
>>>>His rhyme was no better,
>>>>He forgot a letter,
>>>>It's limerick, but spell as you want to.
>>>
>>>The limerick you wrote, I have read it
>>>I hope never before you have said it
>>>For it was not funny
>>>It can't be worth money
>>>And what's more, I might add, I DON'T GET IT!!!
>>
>>I pray that you please will stop shouting.
>>Of verbal goo please cease your spouting.
>>The subject is wrong,
>>Been mispelled all along,
>>Perhaps you are smart, but I'm doubting.
>>
>A limerick cascade's in the making.
>To most it is not so earthshaking.
>But bottles of green,
>Are making me scream.
>My need rec dot humor's now slaking.
>
>Harv


Hey, guys can I join the party?
This cascade's just getting started!
We'll rhyme till we puke
It won't play in Duluth,
But Usenet don't give a farthing!


-- 
David Neal -- hdnea@hou281.chevron.com 

My processes aren't dead! They're only resource impaired!
Computationally challenged!
From: cs125c22@dcl-nxt10.cso.uiuc.edu (cs125 student)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: test
Date: 16 Dec 92 17:30:10 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

test
From: yanoff@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Scott A. Yanoff)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: xmas.greeting (ASCII PIC)
Date: 15 Dec 1992 18:00:23 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee, WI
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4
Originator: yanoff@csd4.csd.uwm.edu

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dsohl@spock.uucp (Daniel Sohl)
Subject: Re: History of the World... ??
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 00:29:28 GMT

In article <1992Dec10.195830.1@jaguar.uofs.edu> jld7@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
>Question:
>No, this isn't a joke - boo hiss. A while ago, before I was on the network, I
>heard of a hysterical POST called "The History of the World According to
>Student Bloopers," or something like that. Unfortunately, I couldn't get a
>copy. I was wondering if anyone knew how to get it, and if so, could you please
>e-mail with instructions? My "address" is JLD7@JAGUAR.UOFS.EDU. Thanks so much!
>Jennifer 

If anybody has this in their account, please post it. I do not have it myself
in my files, although it is in Richard Lederer's book "Anguished English",
along with many lists of distorted headlines and insurance claims and
mistranslated foreign signs, so many of which appear from time to time on
the Net. But do go on and post it anyway... <G>
-- 
"Life is like a grapefruit."     *                       -- Dan Sohl
"Er, how so?"                    *****************************************
"Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow on the outside, pink and squidgy on the*
 inside. Oh, yeah, and some people have half a one for breakfast."       *
From: daves@comp.lancs.ac.uk (Dave Stow)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Turn down lines
Date: 14 Dec 92 12:05:48 GMT
Organization: Department of Computing at Lancaster University, UK.

In article <1992Dec9.141439.4136@jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca> hwhalen@jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca (Hugh Whalen) writes:
>In article <1992Dec5.065126.18346@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
>>ok, we've heard plenty of pickup lines, how about some turn downers?
>>
>>here's one to start:
>>
>>"I like your approach, 
>> now let's see your departure"
>> 

I liked - (not used on me - I've got a beard...) -

Oh go away, come back when you shave with something more
dangerous than a flannel.

Dave

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| Will you still suck me,    | #include <std.disclaimer.h>                    |
| tie me up and fuck me?     |                             ** Beard rides **  |
| When I'm 64...             | Whisky, Sex and Blues...                       |
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From: sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Where's the other dollar? (Was Re: RIDDLES (involving no survivor
Date: 11 Dec 92 15:10:31 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

> So , to summarise, the old ladys payed $10 each and got $1 back each, so they
>effectively payed $9 each - thats $27 altogether. The delivery boy has $2.
> $27 plus the $2 is $29 - so where has the other dollar gone?

No, they paid $27 each, MINUS the $2 that the delivery boy has, equals $25,
the cost of the radio.

If you want to know where all the money has gone:
    $3  the ladies
    $2  delivery boy
+   $25 shopkeeper
    ---------------
    $30


    
-- 

{======================================================================}
{ Scott M. Estrin, PhD.  /\     "If it's broken take it apart and look }
{ (Well, maybe someday) <<>>    around.  If it's not broken, take it   }
{ sme3@Lehigh.EDU        \/     apart anyway.  Then it will be."       }
{======================================================================}
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: robert2@rs6314.ecs.rpi.edu (Trevor Kenneth Robertson)
Subject: A few more ways to say one is crazy 
Followup-To: Re: Wanted: Ways to Say Someone's Crazy     
Reply-To: robert2@rpi.edu
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY.
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 23:16:52 GMT

Here are a few that I've always liked, though you guys out there might not, of course, share this opinion;

    "his elevator skips the lobby"
    "She's lost touch with the mother ship"
    "has flashbacks to the Pelopponesian War in his spare time"
     "he's not just bent - he's helical"
From: dodd@OES.ORST.EDU (Stirling S. Dodd)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Rubber jokes
Date: 15 Dec 92 19:58:10 GMT
Article-I.D.: gaia.1gldciINNk4e
Organization: Who's Organized?
NNTP-Posting-Host: oes.orst.edu

In article <Carr-C10973-151292104138@145.1.92.116> Carr-C10973@email.comm.mot.com (Eric Carr) writes:
>In article <Bz7ot7.HEB@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, mark@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (M.C.
>Rendina ) wrote:
>> 
>> I remember back in the dorms, someone down the hall had a listing of rubber 
>> jokes... stuff like 
>> 
>> "don't be silly, wrap your willy"... 
>
>Did you hear of the new reusable rubbers?
>You turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of 'em.
>


What do you do with 365 used rubbers?


Make a tire and call it a GoodYear.

---Old Playboy and I have no idea which one so don't bother asking.
-- 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
S Dod^2  |   "Do what you do but know why you're doing it"---GBH
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sguha@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Saumyen Guha)
Subject: Re: Invisible ASCII
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 19:26:26 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.025954.10050@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth) writes:
>In article <BzBBny.94D@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> mechalas@expert.cc.purdue.edu (John Mechalas) writes:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>--
>>John Mechalas                      | If you think my opinions are Purdue's, then
>>mechalas@expert.cc.purdue.edu      |      you vastly overestimate my importance.
>>Purdue University Computing Center |             Help put a ban on censorship :)
>>General Consulting                 |                       #include disclaimer.h
>
>What was this?? An ascii pic of a stealth aircraft?  Or perhaps a Romulan
>ship cloaked.
>
>Simon
>
Nooo! It is actually a pic of an impatient cow! Ran away before you
could see 'er.

-Saumyen



-- 
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sguha@phoenix.princeton.edu
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gumby@spock.uucp (Danny Richman)
Subject: Re: Test
Keywords: None
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 00:39:55 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.232428.9398@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> xiaohan@euler.Berkeley.EDU (Xiaohan Yun) writes:
>In article <1992Dec7.232807.15638@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec7.225159.15483@spock.UUCP> ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas Orphanides) writes:
>>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron Huang) writes:
>>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (Vilas Khare) writes:
>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
This is starting to make me snore.

-- 
                                              gumby@choate.edu

 -My name's Gumby damnit! Not Gum! It's Gumby!
From: dfm2@jaguar.uofs.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re:Where's the other dollar.
Date: 14 Dec 92 00:37:16 GMT
Organization: University of Scranton

Dont just answer the three ladies and the $30 riddle by saying:
$25+$3+$2=$30.
anyone knows that.
Why, if the three ladies each paid ten dollars, recieved one back,
do they end up with $28.
In other words, why does 3(10-1)=25+3 apparently.
From: mathiseh@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Confucious saying
Date: 17 Dec 92 19:07:40 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <16DEC199215280373@venus.cc.hollandc.pe.ca>, villard@venus.cc.hollandc.pe.ca (Excuse me sir...What does this core meltdown light mean) writes:
> Could some one please mail me a complete listing of confucious (sp) 
> type saying. I would be forever grateful.
> 
> Kent
> villard@venus.cc.hollandc.pe.ca
> 
please post 'em ... thanx
                erik
From: mueller@b30news.b30.ingr.com ( Phil Mueller )
Subject: Re: CHALLENGE
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 17:43:12 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.033644.116858@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> rcs4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (ROBERT CHRISTOPHER STEELE) writes:
>I have heard many lawyer, barrister, arbitraitor, etc. jokes but have yet to
>find one that actually makes the lawyer look good. If you have a joke that
>does make a lawyer look please send me it or post it on the net.

To dream the impossible dream ...
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