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From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Wibble, for beginners
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 11:17:31 GMT

In article <Bt0JEw.309@zeus.dialix.oz.au>
meetch@zeus.dialix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
 
>
>gak@wrs.com (Richard Stueven) writes:
>
>>In article 89725@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au, che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au () writes:
>>>In article <1992Aug11.155514.16686@aber.ac.uk>, ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony) writes:
>>>> aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) scribbled :
>>>>
>>>> => Well it is time for another silly thread so I will start it off with the
>>>> =>words "Llama".
>>>> Wrong ... we'll start it with 'Albatross'
>>>Wrong again.... "BEANS"
>>I'm sorry, I'll read that again:  "Number 27.  The Larch."
>
>But but, I thought Number 27 was the Spanish inquisition!  Or was that 28...
>oh, bum.  I forget.
>
>>>> =>Pag aka threads starting is me..
>>>> =>
>>>> =>ps. well I could not put threads r us cuz some1 already said that one..
>>>> Simon aka time to introduce some REAL silliness ....
>>>Dave aka <you can't see this but I'm doing the silly walk>
>>Richard aka Tits Winkle & Vibraphone (Solicitors)
>Meetch aka Ergh!  "Grunties" is bad enuff!
Chris aka . . . . . . .shoe!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: love........
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 13:06:23 GMT

In article <92225.112246MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
<MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
 
>
>>>>>>>Chris aka Travel to exciting and exotic boardrooms. . .well, that's what
>the
>>>>>>>recruiting poster said. . .
>>>>>>>Sal aka Are you sure you don't want to be a lion tamer?
>>>>>>>        They're kind of cute, they look like this: [picture of lion]
>>>>>>Um... sal? About that picture of the Lion with the long tongue
>>>>>>that's eating those little ants?
>>>>>>There's a large anteater behind you.
>>>>>Chris aka Are there any large ants we could feed it?
>>>>Sionm... Well we might be OK... it just got one of the officer's
>>>>legs.
>>>Chris aka Wot?!?! One of the officers is a LARGE ANT?!?!?!?!?
>>Nope... he was a smallish uncle.
>Chris aka Is there a such thing as an Uncle-eater? (besides an aunt)
>Sal aka Of course there is! an Uncleater is a little known genus in
>    the Lawnmowerus species. It chews up retired old men, with a
>    particular taste for uncles and recently divorced falafels!
I wonder what their habitat is like. . . .
Chris aka Lawn Boy.
 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: You're not even a proper woman !
Originator: lmasterm@bigmax.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 15:24:23 GMT


In article <1992Aug12.132708.9642@newscan.canada.sun.com>, ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM  writes:

|> > Where are all the
|> > endless threads of people quoting and re-quoting the same lines from the
|> > same sketches (and droning on and on about how Mr Smith should be running
|> > the country).
|> They were sacked once they started repeating themselves about mooses
|> in Norway.  The people responsible for sacking them have also been sacked.

the aka's have now been done over in a completely different style at the 
very last minute and at great expense...

Cuidado, Llamas!!

|> >						but it would appear
|> > that there is some semblance of originality. 
|> On behalf of the readerdom of a.f.m-p, I would like to express our
|> <BANG!> ughhh........<thud>

Well, speaking as a man (woman) in the street - AAAAHHHH!

|> > 	And over to you Tom.
||> Thank you, Graehem, um, Grayhem (damn) Thank you, geranium <BANG!><BANG!>

Terrible waste of human life.

|> PKT aka there, that's got rid of me.........
-- lisa aka this is a cheese shop, isn't it??
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: toast..err.. TEST
Date: 17 Aug 92 08:34:18 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <DJOHNSON.92Aug16142128@gutenberg.gac.edu> djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
|
|This is a test to see what the result will be.
|
|Dan aka Gettin' a might bit sick of havin' all o' my posts rejected.
|(grumble grumble)

Ooooouuuhh! Dannyboy! You're back! Finally! Yes! Yes! We can hear you!
You're comin' thru loud an' clear! Oooh, Dannypoo I've missed you so
much! No one has missed you so much as I did! Well ... maybe Michael
did ... or Eccles, or maybe Jester. Yes, I think Jester missed you
more than I did. And ...[Ll]isa and Chris and  ... Yeah, I think
everbody missed you more than I did <thud> ...

Jos aka Who, by Jove, is this silly man?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: TRIVIA QUIZ: a warmup, part 4398579843598435349
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 13:16:48 GMT

In article <1992Aug18.113631.7513@DIALix.oz.au>
meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
 
>
>jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) sez:
>
>>In article <BszDC2.2no@wrs.com> gak@wrs.com writes:
>>|In article 29043@abekrd.co.uk, graeme@abekrd.co.uk (Graeme Griffiths) writes:
>>|>In <BsuAFw.29n@wrs.com> gak@wrs.com (Richard Stueven) writes:
>>|>
>>|>>Rill - North Wales.
>>|>
>>|>     Close, its actually Rhyll but thats the Welsh for you.  8->
>>|
>>|Euy nyver sydd Euy cwldd spyll.
>
>>Ah, well, yes ... erm ... quite! Now, could some kind soul please
>>pass me that chopping knife overthere? No, no ... that big one,
>>next to my pet jelly fish. Now, ok then ... bend over while I spank
>>you with my smelly hanky and chop me head off ... *smash* ... <thud>
>
>>Jos aka I taste better when I'm decapitated!
>Meetch aka But I'd rather eat Johnson!
Jos is already kosher, though.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: morale@vccsouth19.its.rpi.edu (Enrique Morales)
Subject: anyone want scripts? come and get'em!!!
Summary: email me if you want scripts
Keywords: cool
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 03:36:42 GMT

Hi all. I'm back from summer vacation **phooey!!!**  :(
Anyway, I have tons of scripts incluiding many from MP.
So, if you want them or you want to add any to my collection,
mail me your request or mail me your script.
I will oblige requests and appreciate donations.

Always look on the bright side of life
                    --MP

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks=smurfs
Organization: Wicked Wanda's Whip Cellar.
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 02:19:29 GMT


>>>>>I hate hate hating hate. (therefore I ate)
>>>>Chris aka when did Grouchy Smurf join alt.fan.monty-python?
>>>>Sal aka You caught the reference! For a week, I've been putting down
>>>>    "I hate this" and "I hate that", and nobody has even mentioned or
>>>>    thought of those little blue guys! I'm glad somebody's been
>>>>    watching (or at least remembers) their cartoons! Oh no! Its, Its
>>>>    The Blue Meanies!!!!!
>>>Meetch aka Time to start up alt.smurfs, alt.gargamel, alt.asriel, alt.papa..
>>Chris aka La,la,la la la la. . .(you know the tune)
>Ratboy aka has a Magic Flute here somewhere...Wait! I gave it to lisa...She had
>  moch more creativity with it than I...
iOSnm... You want creativity? Come to Wick... OOooh lisa...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: love........
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 02:44:00 GMT

>|> |> Chris aka I think that I'd rather have the garden shed.
>|> AKA Michael. I think that I'd rather have the brownie
> 
>I think I'd still rather eat Johnson, sir...

You and Eccles eat Johnson. Jos and Jester eat Michael (It's a hamster).
Simon and I will eat Tia's leg, and save the rest for supper. We'll start with
the speeches...leeches...peaches.

>--lisa aka still no sign of land...
Ratboy aka I don't think I ruined the mood.
From: ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: You're not even a proper woman !
Date: 17 Aug 92 20:20:02 GMT
Organization: Department of Bangs and Explosions, Aberystwyth University.

lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) scribbled : 

=>
=>In article <1992Aug11.122004.994@abekrd.co.uk>, graeme@abekrd.co.uk (Graeme Griffiths) writes:
=>
=>|> 	Anyway Fruit-bat, artichoke, throat-wobbler-until the word Maudlin
=>|> is almost totally obscured.
=>|> 
=>|> 	And over to you Tom.
=>
=>Can I just say here this is the first time I've been on television??
No .... no you can't ... I'm sorry, but we just can't allow that ....
Can I just say that you're a very silly duck^H^H^H^Hperson and I'm not going
to interview you .... aaaaack [thud]

=>--lisa aka I bet you guys thought I was gone
Simon aka betcha thought I was gone too ... nyaaaaahahahahahaha!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Testes (sounds a bit R*U*D*E to me...)
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 13:14:11 GMT

In article <3235@dozo.and.nl>
jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
 
>
>In article <5751@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> Dorothy writes:
>|In article <1684283B5.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>||> In article <sprooney.713633179@unix1.tcd.ie>
>||> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>||>
>||> >
>||> >>>Testes, testes, one. Two. Three.
>||> >>>Three?!?
>||> >>>
>||> >>>SOInm.
>||> >
>||> >>Wow! with equipment like that it must simply be *magic* bein' married to
>||> >>you!  That is. . .  if I was a woman (which I'm almost sure that I'm not, but
>||> >>I could be wrong, but on the other hand. . . <SLAP!> thank you.)
>||> >Well. I suppose I could put you on the list... just pick a number,
>||> >and sit down over there. (That's it... far side of the room, so I
>||> >can't see you any more. Good boy. (BOY?!?)
>||> >>
>||> >>Chris aka EEEEEEEEEEEK!
>||> >ioSnm kaa OOK!
>||> Chris aka Call me Dr. Frank N. Furter. . .
>|Michael NOT aka 010 574 2828....
>|                 ring ring
>|                  ring ring
>|                   "Hello, Dr F'N Farter's office...."
>|                     Chris - I've called him/her, now what?
>
>Quick! Say something to him, you twit! Don't make a fool out of us all!
>Say something! (shove, push, pushing Michael aside ...) Gimme that phone!
>
>Hello? Dr. Fancy Farter? Hello? Can you hear me? Yes! Yes! It's me!
>Jos! d'ya remember me? ... Hello? <beeb>  <beeb>  <beeb>  <beeb> ...
>
>Now, look what you've done! He hung up! You've frightened him! You
>simply scared 'im off! Now, call that man again and apologize!
>
Now, you Must be very cautious!  The ol' doc is sensitive, and if you don't
have an appointment, he goes off and starts taking X-rays of his 'ead
collection!
 
>Jos aka What does a telephone taste like?
Chris aka Calms the nerves, you see. . .
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: toast..err.. TEST
Date: 19 Aug 92 13:47:24 GMT
Organization: Youngstown State University

In article <3250@dozo.and.nl>
jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
 
>
>In article <168468309.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>|In article <3239@dozo.and.nl>
>|jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>|
>|>
>|>In article <DJOHNSON.92Aug16142128@gutenberg.gac.edu> djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
>|>|
>|>|This is a test to see what the result will be.
>|>|
>|>|Dan aka Gettin' a might bit sick of havin' all o' my posts rejected.
>|>|(grumble grumble)
>|>
>|>Ooooouuuhh! Dannyboy! You're back! Finally! Yes! Yes! We can hear you!
>|>You're comin' thru loud an' clear! Oooh, Dannypoo I've missed you so
>|>much! No one has missed you so much as I did! Well ... maybe Michael
>|>did ... or Eccles, or maybe Jester. Yes, I think Jester missed you
>|>more than I did. And ...[Ll]isa and Chris and  ... Yeah, I think
>|>everbody missed you more than I did <thud> ...
>|>
>|>Jos aka Who, by Jove, is this silly man?
>|Chris aka I don't know. . . And who is this "Jove" person?
>Jos aka It's me aunt Muriel dressed up as a Jehova.
>        <bonk> <bonk> <bonk> *thud* ... Hey, I didn't say nuffin'!
Chris aka Helloooooooooooo, we'd like you to have this flowe-(smack!)ouch!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@zeus.dialix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Remebering when...
Organization: Karam Pty. Ltd. Perth, Australia
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 12:29:36 GMT

mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) reminisces:

>Hey! What ever happened to all that Eric Idle type-a monologues that Ecc
>and I were doing? OH! That was fun! Wonder why no one else jumped in...

Oh I assume you mean all that totally *USELESS* drivel that just kind of
went on and on even though you could clearly see the reader was dying to
take a leak and just sits there soaking your new antique chesterfield that
you got for your birthday but never really wanted anyway because it was
the wrong colour while you talk about the weather and how nice it was
Thursday last and what Manuel got up to with the ladies on Fawlty Towers
this week, not to mention an in-depth examination of how Ian Rush scored
his last hundred and fifty goals for Liverpool even though it's the off
season and they happen to come from a small tribe that nobody ever heard
of somewhere in Africa where wedding ceremonies consist of sticking a
fish-bone through your skull and farting a lot while singing the Swiss
national anthem with their mouths closed which is just as well 'cause they
have the worst breath imaginable, even worse than an elephant that's
eaten nothing but eldeberries and drunk from the London sewers and never
brushed once...

>Ratboy aka Hmmm...wonder if this will start new thread...
Meetch aka Naaah, it'll never 'appen.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks=smurfs
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 02:14:06 GMT

In article <17AUG199220200134@zeus.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
 
>
>>>>>I hate hate hating hate. (therefore I ate)
>>>>Chris aka when did Grouchy Smurf join alt.fan.monty-python?
>>>>Sal aka You caught the reference! For a week, I've been putting down
>>>>    "I hate this" and "I hate that", and nobody has even mentioned or
>>>>    thought of those little blue guys! I'm glad somebody's been
>>>>    watching (or at least remembers) their cartoons! Oh no! Its, Its
>>>>    The Blue Meanies!!!!!
>>>Meetch aka Time to start up alt.smurfs, alt.gargamel, alt.asriel, alt.papa..
>>Chris aka La,la,la la la la. . .(you know the tune)
>Ratboy aka has a Magic Flute here somewhere...Wait! I gave it to lisa...She had
>  moch more creativity with it than I...
Chris aka Yes, but can she *play* it?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm)
Subject: Question, no flame here.
Organization: Ocean Sciences Centre
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 23:31:40 GMT



	Alright, I'll nibble at it:  Where/why did the 'aka' thing 
	start ?  Is it an obscure Python-related quote ? 

	I do recall 'Inspector Tiger/Lookout-of-the-Yard/etc.', which
	*may* be like 'aka', but I don't really believe so.

	Spam


	ps - 'Things break don't they Colonel'
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Testes (sounds a bit R*U*D*E to me...)
Date: 16 Aug 92 12:33:45 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <5751@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> Dorothy writes:
|In article <1684283B5.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
||> In article <sprooney.713633179@unix1.tcd.ie>
||> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
||>  
||> >
||> >>>Testes, testes, one. Two. Three.
||> >>>Three?!?
||> >>>
||> >>>SOInm.
||> >
||> >>Wow! with equipment like that it must simply be *magic* bein' married to
||> >>you!  That is. . .  if I was a woman (which I'm almost sure that I'm not, but
||> >>I could be wrong, but on the other hand. . . <SLAP!> thank you.)
||> >Well. I suppose I could put you on the list... just pick a number,
||> >and sit down over there. (That's it... far side of the room, so I
||> >can't see you any more. Good boy. (BOY?!?)
||> >>
||> >>Chris aka EEEEEEEEEEEK!
||> >ioSnm kaa OOK!
||> Chris aka Call me Dr. Frank N. Furter. . .
|Michael NOT aka 010 574 2828....
|                 ring ring
|                  ring ring
|                   "Hello, Dr F'N Farter's office...."
|                     Chris - I've called him/her, now what?                     

Quick! Say something to him, you twit! Don't make a fool out of us all!
Say something! (shove, push, pushing Michael aside ...) Gimme that phone!

Hello? Dr. Fancy Farter? Hello? Can you hear me? Yes! Yes! It's me!
Jos! d'ya remember me? ... Hello? <beeb>  <beeb>  <beeb>  <beeb> ...

Now, look what you've done! He hung up! You've frightened him! You
simply scared 'im off! Now, call that man again and apologize! 

Jos aka What does a telephone taste like?
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: damn newsite
Date: 15 Aug 92 22:42:41 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <56933@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|> the reason why i posted that list again was my damn newssite had not
|> seen any of your replies in like 4 days..well..i went to my
|> other site..and saw at least 10 posts revolving around the damn annoying
|> post of mine...so.....this is just an excuse to waste yet even more
|> bandwidth and curtail my enormous ego...
|> 
|> Jester aka flog me.....
Michael aka why? are you a dead horse? you know, snuffed it?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: A new Thread
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 05:15:33 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:


>Here in its entirety is a new thread..yes..after wading through 40 posts of 
>nothing but old threads (5 months old to be exact) I have decide to start
>an entirely new thread..and he it goes.
Thats why I ain't been here dalring.
Nothing new to see.

>The I want to be Just Like Jestre Thread...
Ok.
How bout the "I hate vi" thread?

>Just list in order the 10 simple steps
>to be just like Jester.....I wil start with #1 and simply post the others.

>1. Make threads revolving entirely around himself.
2. Swoon continuously over females named Katie.

Your turn Tia or Nsiom
Eccles
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail...
Date: 19 Aug 92 14:03:46 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <3255@dozo.and.nl> 
	jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) did say :

->In article <sprooney.714178287@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
->|>>|>->>>>       Yes, yes, I know you probably get this request all the time
->|>>|>->>>> anyone E-mail me (or post) the script to The Holy Grail, or direct
->|>>|>->>>> I can find it.
->|>>|>->>>>
->|>>|>->>>It's over there, in the corner, next to that ragged scrap of a man.
->|>>|>->>>(Shhhh! Jos is asleep)
->|>>|>->>>
->>>>|>->>>PKT aka always glad to help.
->|>>|>->>Chris aka That's not Jos, that's Jester!
->|>>|>->Eccles aka How can you tell the difference? I mean apart from the knees?
->|>>|>Pag aka what about the lost brain..????
->|>>|Meetch aka You mean Jos actually found 'is brain ???
->|>>Yes! I finally found me brain and stuck it where it belongs! There's
->|>>just one thing now ... I can't sit properly anymore ... Does anyone
->|>>know for sure where a brain's supposed to be? Suggestions anyone?
->|>Umm.. 'ave yer tried standin' on yer 'ead ?  It worked for Ghandi.. or
->|>was the telly upside-down again.  Nyeeeargggh!  I forgit.
->|Why not try standing on someone elses head... even if ti doesn't
->|work, it's still fun!
->|
->|>>Jos aka I thought it was somewhere below the abdomen, dunno ...
->|>Meetch aka Maybe just below the shoulders ?
->|oIsnm... I know.... in your head!!!
->
->Noooo ... can't be! How am I supposed to stick my brains in my head then eh?
->Up my nostrils or something? Nah! can't be ... you're just too silly.
->
Right try this......

1: Take brain and place in liquidiser.

2: Make yourself a stawberry jelly.

3: Add brain (liquidised) to jelly.

4: Pour down left ear.

5: Let set..
->Jos aka Other Suggestions Anyone?
Pag aka that ought to get the brain in there..
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: posting styles
Date: 16 Aug 92 12:24:43 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <56930@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|many people have bene wondering why so few posts have been made by the
|ever-presnet net-god-type-person jester...well...seeing as most
|of this mess of stuff has been around for like 4 or more weeks..these
|threads have become a trite boring..no of course..with my newsadmin looking
|over my shoulder so that i don't make 100 consecutive posts with
|only one line added is an added twist....soo as soon as people reply to my
|new threads..i will begin to post like crazy.....and as so many of you
|wonderful people have noted...yes....Jos and I are the backbone of this
|newgroups..and thanks for your support...

Speak for yourself! You know damn well that I never wanted to be a 
backbone in me whole friggin' life! You silly imbecile son of a very
smelly tribe of pigmies! I always wanted to be a ... (blush) a ...

<gnaw> *ouch* let go of me arm! you nasty rascal! I'm warning you!
I'll defend myself by shouting the Old Testament in your left ear!
With a high squeeky voice and all backwards!

Jos aka I wanna go back to sleep!
From: Wizard@cs.man.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Testes (sounds a bit R*U*D*E to me...)
Date: 13 Aug 92 20:43:48 GMT
Reply-To: Dorothy
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <1684283B5.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
|> In article <sprooney.713633179@unix1.tcd.ie>
|> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
|>  
|> >
|> >>>Testes, testes, one. Two. Three.
|> >>>Three?!?
|> >>>
|> >>>SOInm.
|> >
|> >>Wow! with equipment like that it must simply be *magic* bein' married to
|> >>you!  That is. . .  if I was a woman (which I'm almost sure that I'm not, but
|> >>I could be wrong, but on the other hand. . . <SLAP!> thank you.)
|> >Well. I suppose I could put you on the list... just pick a number,
|> >and sit down over there. (That's it... far side of the room, so I
|> >can't see you any more. Good boy. (BOY?!?)
|> >>
|> >>Chris aka EEEEEEEEEEEK!
|> >ioSnm kaa OOK!
|> Chris aka Call me Dr. Frank N. Furter. . .
Michael NOT aka 010 574 2828....
                 ring ring
                  ring ring
                   "Hello, Dr F'N Farter's office...."
                     Chris - I've called him/her, now what?
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Wednesday, 12 Aug 1992 11:19:48 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: hey now you fool.....

>}>>Jester aka forgive me I was bored
>}>>--
>}>>tHE kILL iS sWIFT iT mAKES nO sOUND
>}>>oPPRESION tAKES iTS tOLL
>}>>rHYTHM oF vIOLENCE cUTS tHROUGH tHE aIR
>}>>tHERE'S nO mORE cONTROL. ---mINDPHASER, fLA
>}
>}>tHE sHIFT tHAT iS lOCKED mAKES nO sOUND
>}>cAPITALS aRE tERRIBLE tO bEHOLD
>}>yOU mAKE uS tO lOOK aT tHIS aWFUL wRIT
>}>tHIS cOULD mAKE mE lOSE mY hOLD --- pHISENDRM, lAF (Anagram Man!!!)
>}
>}Naaah. I think it's prettier like this. (luverly poetry tho'.)
>
>wHAT dON'T yOU lIKE mY nEW, bUT aLBEIT a tRIFLE aNNOYING
>pOSTING STYLE????????
>
>}>>Sal aka Shuck the Stuck Shift (Shlease?)
>}ioSnm kaa On.
>jESTER aKA sHOOT mE nOW, b4 i sPAWN........

Kablam! Kablam! Oh Bugger! I missed!
Kablam! Whot's that icky reddish stuff on me arm?
Blood? Is that whot you call it?
Damn. Urgh. Cludge. [body hits floor, peacefully]

-- Sal "You mean _that's_ the front of the gun?" Desiano
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