HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: daz@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (David A. Z.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Don't you hate it when...
Date: 23 Nov 1992 04:40:11 GMT
Organization: /etc/organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu

 
In article <1992Nov19.162645.18474@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com write
In article <1992Nov19.162645.18474@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com write
s:
>Don't you hate it when some newbie you've never heard of posts some stupid
>signature, and when you warlord it, they claim it was bait.  Yeah, right.
>It's happened to me here and in alt.folklore.computers - somebody who's
>never posted before, or at least not enough so that I'd recognize thier name
>claimed something they posted was bait.
>
>Get a clue people:  If you haven't been around long enough so that people
>know you, then nothing you do can be counted as bait.  If you claim it was
>bait, then it just sounds like stupid after-the-event rationalization.
>
>Free clue: In this group, you're not ready to bait until you've exchanged
>so much mail from one or more of the ``inner circle'' that your mailbox is
>getting dangerously overfull.
 
He also wrote:
> In my book, it's not bait until you have enough of a rep that those in the
>know would no better.  Otherwise - it's too much like "yeah, bait, that's
>the ticket - I'll claim it was bait"
 
	Ha ha ha.  He's sooooo embarassed because he's the only person
in the "inner circle"  (begged your way in) that takes bait so often.
 
	And by the way, there are other types of bait, but you'd rather
rather use the "From:" line as the criteria because 
	A) you'd lose at your own bait game otherwise, or 
	B) you're too st00pid to figure out the other ways.
 
	-daz@gnu.ai.mit.edu

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From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: Toilet paper: over or under?
In-reply-to: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu's message of 16 Nov 92 23:21:21 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
	<1992Nov16.232121.2054@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 92 16:23:02 EST

In article <1992Nov16.232121.2054@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:

>**************  ---------------------------------------- **********************
>		\/\/\/\/\   * *    /\    * *   /\/\/\/\/
>rachel perkins   \/\/\/\/\ *   *  /  \  *   * /\/\/\/\/ "big bottoms, big
>rperkins@astro.as \/\/\/\/\ * *  /    \  * * /\/\/\/\/   bottoms, talk about
>arizona.edu	   \/\/\/\/\    /  **  \    /\/\/\/\/    mudflaps, my girl's
>		    \/\/\/\/\  /  *  *  \  /\/\/\/\/     got 'em/ big bottoms
> "I get my kicks     \/\/\/\/\/    **    \/\/\/\/\/      drive me out of my
>  from watching perks \/\/\/\/     ^^     \/\/\/\/       mind/ how can i leave
>  come . . ." --dean   \/\/\/   THE INNER  \/\/\/        this behind?" -queen
>			\/\/ --  CIRCLE  -- \/\/          
>     * *                 \/                  \/   Inner circle motto:      
>     *  .                 --------------------      "YOWZA .. it's Snowing"-Jm
>	*                                                 
>========================  THE INNER CIRCLE ARE   ==============================
>
>   ***************     ->     TIM O'DONOGHUE    <-     ***************
>    *************      ->       JO MEACHEM      <-      *************
>     ***********       ->     RACHEL PERKINS    <-       ***********
>      *********        ->       NEIL BOWERS     <-        *********
> PUBIC ******* HAIR    ->     DEAN ENGELHARDT   <-   PUBIC ******* HAIR
>	*****          ->       RHEAL NADEAU    <-          *****
>	 ***           ->   DAVE SWEENEY X2987  <-           ***
>	  *            ->       SVEN GUCKES     <-            *
>		       ->      NICK LEVERTON    <-
>	  under consideration:  PAUL TOMBLIN    <-
>/////////////////////////////////////|\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

Yes, well, that's the sort of thing I've come to expect from you
non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds,
not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement.
You whining hypocritical toadies with your colour TV sets and your
Tony Jacqueline golf clubs and your bleeding Inner Circle secret sigs
-- you wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards?
Why, I wouldn't become a member of the Inner Circle if you went down
on your lousy stinking knees and BEGGED ME!

Anyway, I'd have to change my sig, and we can't have that.

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*|        |*O    !O    *   - some frosh  *    *   * \\ //  * (_)/ (_) |      | ?
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley)
Subject: Re: Fundamentalist Nightmare
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 00:41:19 GMT

bobbe@vice.ICO.TEK.COM (Robert Beauchaine) signs:
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ 
>
>Bob Beauchaine bobb@vice.ICO.TEK.COM 
>
>"Look, I tried the cat experiment.  On the third trial, the cat was
>dead.  On each of the subsequent 413 trials, it remained dead.  Am I
>doing something wrong?"
>			James Nicoll
>
>Q.  How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>A.  If you know the number, you don't know where the light bulb is!
>
>

Ack! Watch out for the jagged upper border!
Got the email address.
Got the lame geek physics quote.
Got the lame geek physics joke.
Got the extra blank lines.

I give it a 6 point 7.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: TATOOING DOGS
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 02:59:11 GMT

In article <1992Nov12.195032.14452@mcnc.org> terrih@mcnc.org (Terri W. Hardwick) writes:
>Terri Hardwick 					(terrih@mcnc.org)
>   	Apropos My Tigerlily PT CGC     (Terv)
>   	Apropos My Marco Polo CD HT CGC (Terv)
>	Meg CGC (Border Collie)
>
>Gone but not forgotten - Siegfried Von Der Niebel CDX            (GSD)
>		U-CD CH Fierami's Magical Mischief CDXTD HT CGC (Terv) aka Pooka
>		U-CD    Calais de la Zia CDX HIC                (Terv)

I thought it was both dangeous and considered treason to post the code-names
of top secret CIA agents in your .signature. Maybe the Freedom of Information
Act has changed that. Hmmm.

mdw
-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "We're going away now. I fed the cat."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Zoloft (antidepressant) -- cost compared to Prozac?
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 05:54:37 GMT

In article <721996234snx@warren.demon.co.uk> leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton) writes:
>========================  THE INNER CIRCLE ARE   ==============================
>                 
>   ***************     ->     TIM O'DONOGHUE    <-     ***************
>    *************      ->       JO MEACHEM      <-      *************

What does a schmo have to do around here? Get a.f.w on the top 25 for the
two weeks? (I'm working on it.) And after all that money I sent you guys in
the mail....

mdw, who doesn't have a .sig

--
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B      B     I     F        F
BBBBBBB      I     FFFFFF   FFFFFFF
B      B     I     F        F
B      B     I     F        F
BBBBBBB   IIIIIII  F        F
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Subject: Re: Statistics Available?
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 18:44:15 GMT

In rec.sport.baseball.college, miles@emx.cc.utexas.edu (Miles Abernathy) writes:
>
>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
>  _     Miles Abernathy, N5KOB        =
> | |__  miles@emx.cc.utexas.edu       =
>_|    | POB 7580, Austin TX 78713     =
>\  * /  University of Texas @ Austin  =
>  \/    tel. (512) 471-6521           =
>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

Poor Miles' dreidel will never work if it's lopsided like that.
And why a three sided border? I mean, if you're gonna rob a bank, 
you might as well finish the job.


Adam Levin    st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
"It takes just one good flush to get rid of a four-flusher"
	--Israel Bond, Secret Agent Oy-Oy-7, "Loxfinger"
From: llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: CDs cheaper to make than cassettes?
Date: 23 Nov 92 05:18:51 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

Rachel J. Perkins (rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu) warlorded:

: >Rob
: >--
: >[by day]                                [by day, by night, by weekend...]
: >rob@amber.cecer.army.mil                knauer@cs.uiuc.edu
: >Office of Grass Integration             Gigabit Study Group
: >Construction Engineering Research Labs  Department of Computer Science
: >US Army Corps of Engineers (USA-CERL)   U. of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
: > "Eat, drink, and be merry; for tomorrow, ye will be taxed."  America, I
: >  hope 'change' was worth it...

okay, someone's prolly already asked this, since my newsfeed is three
or four days behind, but what does an office of grass integration do,
precisely?

i have a feeling my mental image of these guys in tie-dye saying "no,
man, put the colombian over *there*, dude" is not quite accurate.

--
sine nomine      | though it does raise all kinds of interesting
debbie martinson | possibilities. like how do you get hired?
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Discworld Dynamics (was Re: Idiots w
Date: 23 Nov 92 21:24:05 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <RSHOLMES.92Nov23111531@rodan.syr.EDU> rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes) writes:
>In article <1992Nov23.033709.889@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> timkin@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Tim Wilkin) writes:
>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>'Space...the final frontier'     : Tim Wilkin (timkin@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au)
>>'Yeah, but they haven't seen     : 
>> my bedroom yet!'                : 
>>---------------------------------: YEAH, OK! SO I AM AN ASTRONOMER!
>>'Astronomy: A profession whereby : WHAT OF IT???
>>you get paid to dream about the  :
>>stars...Well, ok, so you get to  :
>>dream though!'                   :
>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>Why do I have this feeling it's really true no one's seen his bedroom
>yet, and that for that matter probably no one ever will?
>


hey...it's definitely not just because he's an astronomer..

bah.

--
	          -just give me what for,
         rachel perkins = rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu 
       naked coed internet grep-always keep your link up!
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Inner Circle (Was: Re: Zoloft (antidepressant) -- cost compared to Prozac?)
Date: 18 Nov 92 08:59:54 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <1992Nov17.183101.8983@sj.nec.com>, bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987) writes:
>
>Heh.  The only requirements are enthusiasm, lubrication and a mailbox
>with more than 100 letters from The Meach.  And you might want to think
>twice about writing to him^H^H^Hher--your mail spool should be QUITE large.

Y'know, I wrote to the Meach once. I got back a teeny little
response.

Y'know what I think?  <looks left> <looks right> I think . . .
<looks under keyboard> <looks behind bookcase> I think that . . .
<looks in backpack> <looks inside electric pencil sharpener> I think
that you're putting us on.

>  The rest of the a.f.w. crowd, on the other
>hand, just buy cowboy hats and attempt to act cool! :-)

I bet I could afford some spurs, too . . .

>
>-- 
>Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
>you've seen that other sig enough times today...

No! Never! How could you _possibly_ deprive us?

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (Oksy, so I lost connectivity for a couple weeks, so shoot me
inna head)
-- 
All just the opinions of pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: dark@microsoft.com (Dar Korra'ti)
Subject: Re: Term 2.4 still misses THE thing that Jr-Comm has!
Date: 20 Nov 92 01:36:16 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corporation

In comp.sys.amiga.datacomm, ralph@bugend.edvina.se (Staffan Vilcans) writes:
>
>***       REALLY NICE SIG I THINK     ***
>      INTEGER I
>      DO 42 I=1,4711
>         WRITE(*,*) 'WHO NEEDS C ANYWAY?'
>42    CONTINUE
>      STOP
>      END

     Yeesh. Fortran. Fortran 77. Bad Fortran 77, even. We can get that to
four lines without losing "functionality" (such as it might be)...

>C      Really nice SIG, I think.
>       DO 42 I=1,4711
>    42    WRITE(*,*) 'Who needs C anyway?'
>       END

     Or we could maybe fix things in general...

>rm stupidsig.f

     Yeah, that's better...

                                                  - R'ykandar.

--
R'ykandar Korra'ti | LOW ORBIT PUBLICATIONS
dark@microsoft.com | I did AI work in FORTRAN IV. I'm not proud...
From: stanworthdjh@vax1.bham.ac.uk (Dave <Rubicon>)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Large .sig = large EGO !! (pathetic)
Date: 18 Nov 92 23:14:12 GMT
Organization: University of Birmingham

Don't you just hate these poor pathetic b'tards who have nothing better to
do than fill the bandwidth with stupid .sigs !!!!!!!
 
-- 
______________________________________________________________________________ 
| What do you get if you cross a nun with an |  Dave <Rubicon> Stanworth     | 
| Apricot !?!                                |-------------------------------| 
|                                            | stanworthdjh@BHAM.ac.uk       | 
| A computer that won't go down on you ;)    | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^       | 
|--------------------------------------------| The rest don't matter, as they| 
|             ?                              | all lead to here.  Just a wee | 
|          /-----\            I'M NO         | EGO booster.                  | 
|         ||^| |^||           BLOODY ARTIST! |_______________________________| 
|  _______||O| |O||________                  |                               | 
|  ____|____/   \___|____|_   BUT THEN YOU   | dstanwor@HEARTLAND.bradley.edu| 
|  __|____|_|   |_|___|____   CAN SEE THAT   | dstanwor@NYX.cs.du.edu        | 
|  ____|_____\_/____|____|_   CAN'T YOU!?!   | ag895@YFN.ysu.edu             | 
|  __|____|___|___|___|____                  | ck800@CLEVELAND.freenet.edu   | 
|____________________________________________|_______________________________| 
| The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.   >Benchley<     | 
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| #if flame                                            | The marvellous thing| 
| #include <flame.h>                                   | about a joke with a | 
| #define mail_address bbaggins@bagend.thehill.hobbiton| double meaning is   | 
| #else                                                | that it can only    | 
| #define mail_address stanworthdjh@bham.ac.uk         | mean one thing.     | 
| #endif                                               |     >Ronnie Baker<  | 
|______________________________________________________|_____________________| 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mccauleyba@vax1.bham.ac.uk (Brian McCauley)
Subject: Re: News reader probs. on VAX
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 13:01:13 GMT
Organization: University of Birmingham

In article <1992Nov16.201949.1@vax1.bham.ac.uk>, stanworthdjh@vax1.bham.ac.uk (Dave <Rubicon>) writes:
> On the VAX cluster, I have typed : set profile /nonewregister
> but it still automatically registers me for new groups.  The 
> line about newregister has been removed from my profile, and I'm
> not sure what else to do!?!
> Any ideas?
> 
-- 
_______________________________________________________________________________ 
|                              /------------\ |  Dave <Rubicon> Stanworth     | 
|                             | Wot is this | |-------------------------------| 
|              ____________   | guy on !?!  | | stanworthdjh@BHAM.ac.uk       | 
|             /            \  |    ________/  | ag895@YFN.ysu.eu              | 
|            |   /\    /\   | |  /            | ck800@CLEVELAND.freenet.edu   | 
|            |  |  |  |  |  | |/              | dstanwor@HEARTLAND.bradley.edu| 
|____/--\____|__|()|  |()|__|____/--\____     | dstanwor@NYX.cs.du.edu        | 
|  | \__/   |      |  |      |   \__/ |       |-------------------------------| 
|--'---,----'-----/    \-----'----,---'--     | /Rubicon/ <<"ru:bI%kQn>> n.   | 
|      |          |    |          |           | 1. a boundary which once      | 
|--,---'----,-----\____/-----,----'---,--     | crossed betokens irrevocable  |> |  |        |        |       |        |       | commitment;                   | 
|--'--------'--------'-------'--------'--     | a place of no return.         | 
|_____________________________________________|_______________________________| 

Huge, not totaly original, barphic - Check!
Muliple email addresses (all over the world) - Check!
Message:.sig ratio 1:2 - check!
Wot no "name-that-font" competion?
Quotation from a dictonary - how original.
Yes just what _is_ this guy on?

(What makes it worse is that I told him how to setup a .sig on our news
reader)
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st891425@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Andrew Weiskopf)
Subject: Re: Al and HCl (was Toilet bowl...)
Reply-To: st891425@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 01:32:29 GMT

>*******************************************************************************
>*        Rob Peacock         *  He who dies with the most toys WINS!          *
>*  University of Colorado    *  BITNET rpeacock@CUDENVER                      *
>*         at Denver          *  INTERNET rpeacock@cudnvr.denver.colorado.edu  *
>*                                                                             *
>*             /\ /\ /\  Gateway to the Fourteeners  /\ /\ /\                  *
>*                                                                             *
>*        Nobody pays any attention to what I have to say anyway!              *
>*******************************************************************************

 I think the asterisk abuse is fairly obvious as well as the rather depressed
sounding disclaimer but what's puzzling me is these Fourteeners, who are they
and what have they got to do with Rob Peacock ?


Pardon the tab damage... my terminal emulator isn't able to deal with the
editor.

I can only guess that the Fourteeners is some kind of offshoot of the 
Twelvers (I hope I get this right...) or Buyids: a sect of the Islamic
religion.

Then again, it may just be a group of prepubescent high-school freshmen...

-Andy Weiskopf
 ST891425@pip.cc.brandeis.edu        C'mon, and wreck my car!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: ovr@lk-hp-8.hut.fi (Otto-Ville Ronkainen)
Subject: Re: Swedish Chef
Reply-To: ovr@snakemail.hut.fi (Otto-Ville Ronkainen)
Organization: L{nsi-Uudenmaan Keisarillinen Polyteknillinen Koulu
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 17:56:01 GMT

In article <41325@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins) writes:
>In alt.tv.muppet,
>In article <1992Nov19.204249.12826@news.stolaf.edu>, walter@inga1.acc.stolaf.edu (Gregory A Walter) writes:

>>I am the terror that flaps in the night!
>>I am the zit on the night of crime's really big date.
>>I am Darkwing Duck!

>St. Olaf? Isn't that where a Golden Girl is from? And you went to
>a.s.c.b.b.b and they were _unhelpful_? Gosh . . .

Maybe it was because his Daarfink Duck quote wasn't in Swedish (or even
Swedish chef English).
"Jag a"r faran som lurar i natten!
 Jag a"r finnen som slaar up paa din na"sa na"r du har tra"ff!"
--
Ott-Vill R______________________
ovr@snakemail.hut.fi
From: gpkatch@alcor.concordia.ca (Gary Katch)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Who does Otto's voice?
Date: 19 Nov 92 14:05:45 GMT
Organization: Concordia University
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0000-Admin(0000)'s entire post consists of:
>{
 
Harry Shearer.  No doubt about it.
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.sig length: 37.5 milliKibos
.sig/post ratio: 15:1

-- gk
Katch:  Golly, Joel, how can I get to be a dweeb?  By
        posting something original, intelligent and funny?
Anderson:  Dweebs are *NEVER* original, intelligent or
        funny.  We prefer big stupid signatures.
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: CDs cheaper to make than cassettes?
Date: 17 Nov 92 20:02:12 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <Bxu41r.F81@news.cecer.army.mil> rob@zorro.cecer.army.mil (Rob Knauerhase) writes:
>
>Rob
>--
>[by day]                                [by day, by night, by weekend...]
>rob@amber.cecer.army.mil                knauer@cs.uiuc.edu
>Office of Grass Integration             Gigabit Study Group
>Construction Engineering Research Labs  Department of Computer Science
>US Army Corps of Engineers (USA-CERL)   U. of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
> "Eat, drink, and be merry; for tomorrow, ye will be taxed."  America, I
>  hope 'change' was worth it...

ooh, a schitzo! 
 
".....for tomorrow you may be warlorded..."

and 'change' that sig!

bah.

--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Carmina Burana
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 14:21:43 GMT

> la@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Lewis Alderton) writes:
>-- 
>+--------------------------------------------------------------------+
>|                 |I do not know what I may appear to the world, but |
>| Lovely Louie    |to myself I seem to have been only like a small   |
>| la@dcs.ed.ac.uk |boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself|
>|                 |in now and then finding a smoother pebbly or a    |
>|                 |prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great    |
>|                 |ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.    |
>|                 |           SIR ISAAC NEWTON                       |
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I do not know what you may appear to the real world [tm], but to the net
you seem to have been only like a small boy playing on a vt100, and
diverting yourself in now and then finding an uglier border or more
whitespace or a catchier .sig quote than normal, whilst the great ocean
of barphics and snail mail adresses lay all undiscovered before you.

-Sir Warlord