From: wessir@shelley.u.washington.edu (bill the cat)
Subject: Re: Cougars CRUSH Huskies!
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Distribution: usa
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 08:43:10 GMT

In article <1992Nov22.005605.23683@serval.net.wsu.edu> jjungbau@yoda.eecs.wsu.edu (Jim Bunghole) writes:
>Yeeeeeeeessssssss!!!!!!!!
>
>A classic Pullman snowstorm battle... and a wonderful Cougar effort.
>
>The Cougars dominated the Huskies, and sent a bunch of arrogant
>Husky fans home with their collective tail between their legs.
>The Cougar defense played well as usual, but it was the offense
That would be the same defense that gave up 40 to Stanford.
>that finally showed up today, turning what was a close game at the
>half into a Cougar blowout with an incredible third quarter.  Drew
>Bledsoe had a great day, especially considering the conditions.
Yes, the wind at his back, defenders slipping and sliding all around him.
>Shaumbe Wright-Fair ran for nearly 200 yards and three TDs, two on
>long break-away runs.
>
 >As a side note, our local ABC affiliate KXLY is carrying an Apple Cup
>post-game show, with locker room scenes, player and coach interviews,
>etc.  And every Husky being interviewed is coming on and practically 
>blaming the loss on the weather.  Come on!  You got your butts kicked,
>take it like men and go home.
>
>Way to go, Cougs!!!  We're 8-3 now.  By the way, Drew Bledsoe, in an
>interview taped before the game, said that the Cougars are locked into
>a bowl game with a win over the Huskies.  Does he know something we
>don't?  
Probably not, he got his "education" at WSU
You piece of shit, can't you accept your gift gracefully? 
Maybe this gift will make you forget you are living in a shit-hole
called Pullman, at least till you wake up in a pile of cow shit.  

We Huskies know why WSU is such a magnet for recruiting such high-caliber
players:

10.  View from dorm room of the barren Palouse is not as distracting as view
of majestic Mount Rainier and Lake Washington;

9.  Second-rate talents don't have to worry about competing with top blue-
chip recruits for starting positions;

8.  Annual chance to play against national championship contenders;

7.  Free batteries;

6.  NCAA never investigates program because Pullman is just a lame friggin'
town that's just too damn cold;

5.  Limited fan interest and media coverage prevents hounding mobs of
autograph-seeking babes from infringing on player's valuable free time;

4.  Inland empire of Spokane less than an hour away after social opportunities
in Pullman have been exhausted.  Seattle just five hours away once Spokane
opportunities are exhausted that same evening;

3.  Stringent junior-high-caliber academic standards rarely cause players to
be ineligible;

2.  Opportunity to visit Seattle every two years;

1.  Family holiday plans never disrupted by annoying rose bowl appearances.

So you think the Palosers deserve to play in a bowl game?  I guess you'll
have to create your own bowl.  Maybe you can call it, "The Big, Slow, Didn't-
Get-recruited-by-any-other-schools-and-education-isn't-that-important-anyway
Bowl".  Don't forget to bring a battery charger for Bobo!

Don't the sororities get mad at you for tipping their pledges over for fun?

Why don't you stop celebrating and go back to work on your final EE project,
programming the commodore 64.
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