HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: Dave Cohen
Subject: Two-for-one special!
Organization: Stanford University
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 92 05:38:13 GMT

found these both on rec.arts.anime as I read it for the first time...

-- 
   /|        /              / |      /       /  /-/  Can be reached on the
  / |  /--/ --- |/-/ /-\|  |  |  ^  /  /-\  |  |/    Astral Planes known as:
 /--|  \-\   |  |   |   |  |  | /| /  |  |  |  |       loverde@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu
/   | \--/  /  /    \--/| /   |/ |/   \-/  /   /      
jvl45017@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu


AstrosWosf?  Gimme a break.


Next entry:  gotta be careful now, I know this guy (barely.)  Background on
the sig:  Anime is Japanese animation; stereotype for most Americans is
Robotech.  NewType is one comic/manga/video or something, which this group
apparently decided to use as its name too.  Quotes are all from various
(subtitled) Japanese videos.  303 lb cyst was a really gross thing taken out
of some woman at the Stanford Medical Center--he's not kidding.  Pictures of
it appeared on the front page of the Stanford Daily...but I'm getting off-
subject.  Special feature of this sig is that he took the effort to find and
include his local mail code/zip + 4 and then managed to get the regular part
of the zip wrong.  His P.O.Box zip is 94309; His dorm zip is 94305-5038.
Good luck getting mail, Hao.  Not like USnail addresses should be in sigs...

*******************************************************************************
Hao Le             --- --- ---     --- --- --- --\      --- | | --- \ /  _  ---
PO Box 15055       |__  |  |_| |\| |__ | | |_| | |  |\| |__ |||  |   |  |_| |__
Kimball 255        __|  |  | | | | |   |_| |\  |/   | | |__ |_|  |   |  |   |__
Stanford, CA 94309-5038                      DAITOURYOU
(415)497-0959      "Business is business, and action is action"-Marid Audran
hal@leland.stanford.edu           The Theta Chapter of Cal-Animage
	                               DARE GA ANAtaCHi?-PRISS
"On Earth, your bra's too tight, your shoulders are in knots, & soon, your
                    boobs sag."-Jung Freud/GUNBUSTER
                   303 pound cysts! BAKUHATSU SUNZEN!
*******************************************************************************
 
Arggh.  You'd think that people at someplace like Stanford might be less likely
to come up with a "font" that bad...

    --Dave  (dchef@leland.Stanford.edu doesn't have a sig:  just writes
             stuff in the parenthesis on closing...) (You'll have to take my
                                                      word for it. :)
From: uril@yang.earlham.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Humpty Dumpty was pushed!!!
Date: 13 Apr 92 15:00:43 GMT
Organization: Earlham College, Richmond, Indiana

In article <1992Apr8.233859.3577@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>,
 as081@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Steve R. Smith) in alt. conspiricy writes:



> 				5+e\/e
> -- 
> /'''      I could say "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"    ```\
> c-OO      And everybody'd know what I was talking about.          OO-)
>    \      I mean everybody here would know *exactly* what I was   /
>   -          talking about.       --Paul Simon                     -
-- 

This Sig.file looks like it was dropped and broken.

_____________________________________________________________________________
Uri J. Lessing | Earlham College | Richmond Indiana | Psychology Major
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
		Spam in a Cabin | Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: djf@css.itd.umich.edu (David J. Fred)
Subject: The last days
Organization: Univ. of Michigan ITD Consulting & Support Services
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 19:13:06 GMT


As seen in alt.sources,comp.arch,comp.terminals:

---- Start of included article
From: sglenn@b11.ingr.com (Steve Glenn)
Subject: termcap entry
Keywords: 4014 Tektronix
Organization: Intergraph Corp. Huntsville, AL
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 20:16:00 GMT

[...less than 50% deleted...]
         ___
        /  /\   
 ______/  /_/____
/_____   _______/\     ***    SIGNS OF THE TIMES    ***
\____/  /\______\/  But mark this: There will be terrible times in the
    /  / /last days.  People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money,
   /  / / boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to parents, ungrateful,
  /  / / unholy, without natural affection, unforgiving, slanderous,
 /__/ / without self-control, brutal, not lovers of good, treacherous, rash
 \__\/conceited, lovers of pleasure instead of lovers of God.  2 Tim:3-5

---- End of included article

. . .and in the very final days people will be lovers of large and
hideous signatures, and lo, there will be graphic representations formed
from many small, and meaningless, characters.  Behold! there will be
many asterisks.

--
David Fred			djf@umich.edu
University of Michigan		
ITD/CSS UNIX Support		+1 313 998-6264
From: dougo@graft.Berkeley.EDU (Doug Orleans)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Toons/Drugs?/History
Date: 15 Apr 92 19:47:38
Organization: /usr/users/dougo/.organization
Distribution: na
	<1992Apr10.175744.27735@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU>
	<1992Apr10.180949.28283@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU>
	<1992Apr14.183504.27484@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU>
	<92105.220044SXM101@psuvm.psu.edu>
NNTP-Posting-Host: graft.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: SXM101@psuvm.psu.edu's message of 15 Apr 92 02:00:44 GMT

>And all this over a *mistake*.  I can't believe you people still get on
>PSU's case when Berkeley is producing such monstrous idiocy.

Why do you think we created this newsgroup?  It takes one to know one.
But don't worry, I'm sure PSU's idiocy factor will catch up with UCB's
sooner or later.

-- DougO, speaker for the War Lord in his exile from soda.berkeley.edu

ObSigWithLotsaAsterisks: (from the lad zeppelin mailing list)
******************************************************************************
     there's a teaspoon, for your teardrops, and a rainbow for your
hair,
       and the scarecrow in your fingers, makes a cradle for your
care.
         is it great to feel so good? did you ever think you would?
      let me take you down, cause i'm going to... psychadelic
boneyards
                           -- smokin rhythm prawns
******************************************************************************
           bert still, numerical math group, llnl, still1@llnl.gov
                postdoc/mathematician and sometimes musician
******************************************************************************
     wheaties, breakfast of champions; denny's, breakfast of
post-docs...
******************************************************************************

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: 6o25@sdf.lonestar.org (Stephen M. Jones)
Subject: ObNOxioUS SignAture FROM HELL!!!
Organization: sdf Public Access UNIX, Dallas--unrestricted free shell access
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 08:48:30 GMT


* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Lauri Saiki                                     "              ." -me
Internet: saiki@mpg.phys.hawaii.edu    o  O     I am a very quiet           
Bitnet: saiki@uhhepg                    .       person!! 
'Tis gonna be a looooong Spring!       ---<   
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *


first thing I said was...what the hell?!  okay... TWO adresses...that
isn't bad.  the DUMB quote, the stupid Andy Warhol tradmark QUIRK face.
and then another waste of a line (including the mouth) of "'Tis gonna..."

..... maybe an early eighties APPLE ascii border
would help?  

      ///||\/|| _     /\
     ///_||  ||| |   /  \
 \\\///  ||  ||| _  /____\
  \\X/   ||  |||__|/      \


now that is somthing to be proud of.


-- 
6o25@sdf.lonestar.org                            ..!uunet!convex!egsner!sdf!6o25
From: weemba@libra.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Issac Asimov -- Dead : (
Date: 6 Apr 92 19:38:12 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@libra.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: wthomps@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (William R Thompson)

In article <CMM.0.90.2.702573115.wthomps@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>,
		wthomps@magnus (William R Thompson) signs:
                                                          ___       
                                                      ____| |____
 Excelsior!                                           -----------
                                                       |[+]|[+]|        
 --The Rook                                            |---|---|  
   <wthomps@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>                 |   |   |
                                                       |---|---|        
                                                       |   |   |
 " 'I am a traveller of both time and space....' "    ===========
                 

 " 'Be true, Unbeliever.' "
    --Stephen Donaldson, _Lord Foul's Bane_
-- 
Despite the unhappy news, warlording, like life, must go on.  Although
at the moment, I don't know how.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@libra.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.  

Xref: sparky alt.fan.warlord:2340 rec.music.misc:13897 alt.music.alternative:3033 alt.religion.kibology:1565
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,rec.music.misc,alt.alternative,alt.music.alternative,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Explosion in Texas
Date: 9 Apr 92 23:20:55 GMT
Article-I.D.: gozer.1992Apr09.232055.10472
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology,misc.test
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH

hahn@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (David James Hahn) writes:

> From article <1992Apr8.152202.12923@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, by jks2x@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason):
> > Seen in rec.pyrotechnics:
> > 
> >>I heard on the radio it was propane.
> > 
> >>-- 
> >>My opinions are my own.
> > 
> > I heard on the radio on the way in this morning that it read 3.5 on
> > the ricter(sp?) scale.....

> Actually   it was 4.0

Well, I heard that people who forget to edit the Newsgroups: line and
continue cross-posting this silliness to alt.fan.warlord will wake up
some morning to find that their head has exploded and gotten all icky
and disgusting looking.  They will also be forced to endure the agony
of reading these tragically well adjusted paragraphs.  Send me $20 or
give me food or KILL me!  You could also send some truly awful .sigs.

69 columns.  Is that significant?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: jwd2@screech.owlnet.rice.edu (Joseph William DeVincentis)
Subject: Re: CARDS: Stadium Club Update
Organization: Rice University, home of the Matriculating Bananas
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 21:03:20 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.200924.22368@watserv1.waterloo.edu>, stewart@healthy.UWaterloo.ca (Terry Stewart (AHS)) writes:

I have broken down my Stadium Club Update set (Skydome Set) 
for just the Blue Jays! Has anyone out there done the same  
for their favourite team.  Would they be interested in
trading the Jays out of their set for another set of their
favourite team?
 
===============================================================================
))   ))))   ))))))     )))   ))) ))) )))    )) )  Terry Stewart
) )))))) ))) ))))))) )))) ))) )) ))) )) )))))) )  University of Waterloo
) ))  )) ))) ))))))) ))))     ))     )))   ))) )  Waterloo, Canada
) ))) )) ))) ))))))) )))) ))) )))) )))))))) ))))
))    )))   ))))))   )))) ))) ))   ))))    ))) )  stewart@healthy.uwaterloo.ca
===============================================================================

Big Ugly Ascii Font:              2.0 pt
Font is made of whitespace:       3.0 pts
Sorta tame equal-sign border:     0.3 pt
3 lines past 4 line limit:        1.5 pts   (0.5 each)
His machine is healthy!           0.5 pt
No *'s:                          -1.0 pt
-----------------------------------------
Total                             6.3


-- 
\  ,------------------------------------------------------------.  /
 \/     Joseph  De Vincentis            jwd2@owlnet.rice.edu     \/
 /\           Help! My .sig just flipped umop-ap!sdn !           /\
/  `------------------------------------------------------------'  \
From: rickg@netcom.com (Rick Gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: From ba.music (Re: Berkeley Theater Directions?)
Summary: Mark needs a map *and* a dictionary
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:59:25 GMT
Organization: Netcom

In article <1992Apr13.211647.2540@berlioz.nsc.com> Mark Del Secco asks:

>Can anyone give me directions to the Berkeley Community Theater?
>I'll be comming from Sunnyvale.
>Also, how good are the "Orchestra" seats?
>Thanks in advance!
>
>-Mark
>-- 
   
   (_________              /
     )   )   )  ___  /-,  /__/   mds@berlioz.nsc.com  //  Santa Clara, California    
    /   /   /__/__(_/ (__/  \_________________________________________________________/
___/  

[ >'s deleted so we can see this work in its original presentation. ]

Silly cursive font which may have been improved by that 81st column "a".
Is that stuff at the bottom left over from the previous line?  Only the
artist knows for sure.

-- 
Rick Gordon       |  "A musicologist is a person who can read music 
rickg@netcom.com  |   but can't hear it." -- Sir T. Beecham
From: rsr@OCF.BERKELEY.EDU (Roy S. Rapoport)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: NOT
Date: 9 Apr 92 03:16:58 GMT

<=============================================================================>
<          Chris G. Demetriou          | "Everybody's playing the game,       >
<         cgd@ocf.berkeley.edu         |  But nobody's rules are the same.    >
<          ...!ucbvax!ocf!cgd          |  Nobody's on nobody's side."         >
<        cgd%ocf@ucbjade.BITNET        |                 - Chess              >
<=============================================================================>
From: curtis@libra.wistar.upenn.edu (curtis wahlgren)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: What is it?
Date: 13 Apr 92 13:42:31 GMT
Reply-To: curtis@libra.wistar.upenn.edu (curtis wahlgren)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: cmb0414@sigma.tamu.edu (Fluffybutt)
Originator: curtis@libra.wistar.upenn.edu





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   @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@            @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@               /  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                                     /===/      /----
                          ---------------------/   /
                         /__| 0 0 0 0 0 0 0    ----|> > > > >
                        <----------\====\------O___)=>=> > > >
                                    \====\   
Tongue-tied and twisted,             \====\
Just an earth-bound                   \____\       
Misfit, I ..                                       cmb0414@rigel.tamu.edu
                                                 lithe@gestalt.austin.tx.us
Why? Because I can.

------------

The third generation of the USS Enterprise from the distant future
when antimatter emission standards are no longer enforced?


Curtis Wahlgren
curtis@libra.wistar.upenn.edu

-- 
Curtis Wahlgren
curtis@libra.wistar.upenn.edu
From: mute@wpi.WPI.EDU (Madman Omar)
Newsgroups: wpi.test,alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Grrr...
Date: 11 Apr 92 04:30:18 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute

In article <1992Apr11.020607.85@wpi.WPI.EDU> mick@maxine.wpi.edu (The Missing Link) writes:
>
>'''---```---^^^^^^-----#-----~~~~~----'''------~~~~-----````~~~---------=\ /=
>.sig (n): a piece of mail with a fool at one  :  Ravi Narayan, CS, WPI   (0)
>          end and flames at the other. (C).   :  DoD #540 - soon ....     H
>   o     _          _           _           _ :         _           _     H
> _/\_> =| |========| |=========| |=========| |=========| |=========| |=======
>0,> /0,=|w|,,=====,|,|.,===,,==| |,,===.,==|.|..======w| |..,,.====| |====,,=


Wow- a guy on a bike, too, now...

This just keeps getting better all the time!

Josh

-- 
             We can act like we come from out of this world   Men Without
                              Leave the real one far behind   Hats
                                         - mute@wpi.wpi.edu   Joshua Brandt -
From: pgr@ecs.ox.ac.uk (Partially Grown Rhododendron)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: What Car? - Death
Date: 9 Apr 92 14:27:33 GMT
Reply-To: pgr@ecs.ox.ac.uk (Partially Grown Rhododendron)

In <1992Apr9.081019.1405@and.csc.liv.ac.uk>, Mr. L.T. Killip
					(killip@csc.liv.ac.uk) writes:
[9 lines of quoted text deleted]
% See Good Omens for the _Motorbike_ he uses.
% 
% --
% ______________________________________________________________________________
% Les Killip                JANET     : killip@uk.ac.liv.csc
% Computer Science Dept,    Internet  : killip@csc.liv.ac.uk
% University of Liverpool,
% P.O. Box 147,             Phone     : 0(or 44)-51-794-3700
% LIVERPOOL L69 3BX
% United Kingdom
% 
% |----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
% | This  .signature is infected. All viruses, places, events, ideas, viruses, |
% | plants,  viruses,  and sexual viruses  mentioned herein  are viruses.  Any |
% | resemblance  between the  virusters  and any  person or  viruses,  living, |
% | dead, or  ...  8-{  ...  living  or dead is  virusly coincidental.  Virus. |
% |____________________________________________________________________________|

Oh dear, oh dear.  One line of followup, 9 lines of quoted text, and 14
lines of signature.  2 similar e-mail addresses, a revolting box,
strained justification, plenty of whitespace, ...

Must be a 6.5.

pihl
-- 
|| Phil Richards      pgr@prg.oxford.ac.uk, ...!uunet!mcsun!uknet!ox-prg!pgr ||
|>>>>>> Useless disclaimer: I can hardly speak intelligently for myself <<<<<<|
|>>>>>> so there is no chance that I will be speaking for anybody else. <<<<<<|
|| ``Intelligence is alien to me; I'm a computer scientist'' -- almost Spock ||
From: darling@cellar.org (Thomas Darling)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Olympic demo sport
Date: 15 Apr 92 20:37:06 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system

The entire post.  I shit you not.

hjohnsen@hpcuhc.cup.hp.com (Al Johnsen) writes:

> Yep.
> 
> 
> 
>                                 *
>                                *
>                               ****   ****
>                              *  *   *  *
>     HEWLETT-PACKARD         *  ********
> ****************************      *           ALLEN JOHNSEN
>        CUPERTINO                 **************************************

At least 7 lines long -- probably more, but he might just have enjoyed
hitting return a few times to celebrate his successful composition of such
an Earth-shaking post.  A clever consolidation of the excessive asterisk
and nauseating ASCII graphic ideals (please tell me that's not the HP logo -
if so, the fugly font directive is taken care of too).  Great gobs of
whitespace.  And -- of course -- no E-mail address.

I give it a 7.  Make it 80+ columns and it could be a contender.

^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^\\\^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
Thomas A. Darling \\\ Fact HQ Studio * record production * dance re-mixing
darling@cellar.org \\\ music for film * The Cellar BBS:215/654-9184 * FACT
v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~\\\~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~
From: kris@tpki.toppoint.de (Kristian Koehntopp)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: [ de.talk.chat] Re: EMMA
Date: 17 Apr 92 11:22:34 GMT
Organization: Toppoint Mailbox e.V.
X-Copyright: (C) Copyright 1992 Kristian Koehntopp -- All rights reserved.
		 Reproduktion, auch auszugsweise, ausserhalb elektronischer,
		 nichtkommerzieller Datennetze nur mit ausdruecklichem,
		 schriftlichem Einverstaendnis des Autors.
X-Excuse: X-Copyright wegen Emma, Suedwestpresse und /C'T/DISKUSSIONEN.

In <1992Apr15.153525.9808@quando.quantum.de>
rautenbe@quando.quantum.de (Joerg Rautenberg) writes:
[ ... ]
>################################################################################
>##    ####   ### ### ##     ##     ## ### ##    ###     ##                    ##
>## ### ## ### ## ### #### #### ######  ## ## ### ## ###### Be a quality slave ##
>##    ###     ## ### #### ####    ### # # ##    ###    ### owner...           ##
>## ### ## ### ## ### #### #### ###### ##  ## ### ## ######      Buy American! ##
>## ### ## ### ###   ##### ####     ## ### ##    ###     ##                    ##
>################################################################################

Gee, look. The Rohrschach test indicates: this is a severe
case. Perhaps he got hit by an 80 column club (*ouch* Sorry for
that one).

Kristian
-- 
Kristian Koehntopp, Harmsstrasse 98, FRG W-2300 Kiel, +49 431 676689
F: "Woran kann man den Rechtsruck in der BRD erkennen?"
A: "Selbst die RAF hat keine Lust mehr."		-- Klospruch
From: dougo@graft.Berkeley.EDU (Doug Orleans)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Same Shit Different .sig
Date: 16 Apr 92 01:19:11 GMT
Article-I.D.: graft.DOUGO.92Apr15201911
Organization: /usr/users/dougo/.organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: graft.berkeley.edu

Two more sig-full-o-stars from mr. bert:

******************************************************************************
senores y senoras, nosotros tenemos mas influencia con sus hijos que tu tiene.
pero, los queremos.  creado y reyado de los angeles, juana's addiccion...
******************************************************************************
   bert still, numerical math group, lawrence livermore national laboratory
  (510) 294.4171, still1@llnl.gov,  postdoc/mathematician/sometimes musician
******************************************************************************
--
******************************************************************************
   bert still, numerical math group, lawrence livermore national laboratory
  (510) 294.4171, still1@llnl.gov,  postdoc/mathematician/sometimes musician
******************************************************************************
what is nirvana saying?   "something, something, eat potatoes. i'm contageous" 
                  -- KITS, Live 105, radio contest promo
******************************************************************************
--

And a few more wild and wacky sigs from the Led Zeppelin mailing list while
I'm at it:

-- 
\-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-/
 \           - jason downs -           /\     - downsj@janus.cs.pdx.edu -    /
 / zeppelin/cryvortex/amiga/insane guy \/ led/vasudeva/lord of fear of death \
/-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-\

   "The world's many paths diverge, in both reality and imagination.
    ...But it may happen that some of our fellow mammals will one day
    be our partners. We owe it to that possible future to let their
    potential survive."     -     david brin, "startide rising"
-- 
/*************************************************************\
|  Steve Portigal  University of Guelph  Guelph, Ontario      |
|  stevep@snowhite.cis.uoguelph.ca (519) 824-4120 x 3580      |
\*************************************************************/


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