From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 7 Nov 92 17:54:02 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY


In article <1992Nov6.145139.28758@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
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> In article <1992Nov5.201442.2723@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
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> |> From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
> |> Subject: Re: Sex sells...
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> |> References: <1992Nov4.183420.8039@ncsu.edu> <1992Nov5.010836.1780@tamsun.tamu.edu> <1992Nov5.150057.14092@ncsu.edu>
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> |> In article <1992Nov5.150057.14092@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
> |> >|> >|> In article <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
> |> >|> >|> >By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
> |> >|> >|> >president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
> |> >|> >|> >a sex object for president?  
> |> >|> >|> 
> |> >|> >|> oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
> |> >|> >|> vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
> |> >|> >|> the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!
> |> >|> >|> 
> |> >|> >|> leather aka the ultimate sex object
> |> >|>  
> |> >|> >lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
> |> >|> >chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
> |> >|> hee hee!  how far will i *go*?  how far will *i* go?
> |> >|> ooooh, baby, wait and see.
> |> >|> mmmmm...hey, maybe i should get references...sprooney?
> |> >|> help me out here...
> |> >|> 
> |> >|> leather aka warming up the custard
> |> >|> 
> |> >|> 
> |> >This *election* will be voted?! on based on the sleeze of each participant, bu
> |> >since that is a relitive scale, and considering tina was seen weilding  knif, 
> |> >gina has played slap and tickle with rodants, and leather plays with toys
> |> 
> |> toys?  how do you know about my toys?  maybe i should discpline you...
> |> *whip*
> |> 
> |> >i think imagination and creatitivity along with sleeze should be considered.
> |> >i hope i hav'nt left anyone out who would like to play.  if so, grab a can of
> |> >crisco and your twister game and jump in anytime.
> |> 
> |> i prefer mazola.  doesn't harm the thigh-high leather boots as much,
> |> plus it makes the rubber sheets easier to clean up afterwards.
> |> also adds a nice texture to the custard and is more fun than treacle.
> |> 
> |> but my favourite is e-z-cheese (not the bacon kind)
> |> 
> |> >chestnutt aka having lots of fun but is it legal?
> |> 
> |> kisses
> |> leather aka you want danger, baby, i'll show you what danger is
> |> 
> |> 
> |> 
> |> 
> Ladies and gentleman welcome to the wide world of the sleezest person wins.
> Leather has taken an early lead in this race with a very forceful showing.
> What are you comments Frank?...Well, she is comming out strong but one 
> wonders if she will have anything for the finish...Thanks Frank, now back 
> to Chestnutt in the booth.
> 
> chestnutt aka the geek that laughed at danger
>  
Well, Geek-that-laughed-at-danger, want to come to my beach house and
try out my brass bed? I have a white Hermes scarf (for all those who
saw "Basic Instinct") and an ice pick. I promise I can outdo Sharon
Stone any day; she's just a kid playing at a sex-fiend compared to me.
Noone I've touched has ever been the same again.  theyve been better.