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From: jerome@bnr.ca (Jerome Lanig)
Subject: (no subject given)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, Richardson, Tx.
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 18:09:54 GMT

Article 529 of alt.personals.misc:

>Subject: A prayer to attract a female friend.
>Dear Beloved:????????well thats rather specific now isn't it.

                    < Lots of stuff cut >

>"I am now attracting a woman into my experience who is
>honest, sincere, loyal, faithful, peaceful, happy, and prosperous.
>These qualities which I admire are sinking down into my subconscious
>mind now.  As I dwell upon these characteristics, they become a part
>of me and are embodied subconsciously
>I now decree that she possesses the following qualities and attributes:
>She is spiritual, loyal, faithful, and true.  She is harmonious,
>belongs to love, truth, and beauty can enter my experience.  I accept
>my ideal companion now.

Because I'm good enough,
I'm smart enough,
And, doggone it, people like me.


--------------------------------------------------------------
"I love you guys.  When I get my inheritence, I'm going to 
give each of you a million dollars - Jerome, I'll give you two
for not getting mad at me tonite" Joe, Night of the Titty Bars
jerome@bnr.ca                       jlanig@ponder.csci.unt.edu
                    IMHO, they are.
From: ken.halfon%acc1bbs@ssr.com (Ken Halfon) 
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Old Friend...Where R U.
Date: 17 Dec 92 16:49:00 GMT
Distribution: US, EUROPE, MIDDLE EAST
Organization: Advanced Computer Concepts BBS, New Rochelle, NY 914-654-1981
Reply-To: ken.halfon%acc1bbs@ssr.com (Ken Halfon) 


I am looking for information to see if I can contact an old friend
David Layton. Presently he should be married to a lady by the name
of Beverly. David attended MIT and then went to work for Aramco in
Saudi Arabia. Before going to MIT he lived in Larchmont, NY. None
of his family presently live there however and the Post Office did
not have a forwarding address.

Any help would be appreciated. I can be reached at any of
the following usenet addresses.
                                         |    /
                                         |  /
Ken.Halfon@Execnet.com                   |<      /--\  |/--\
Ken.Halfon%acc1bbs@ssr.com               |  \   |----  |   |
ken.halfon@hardgood.com                  |    \  \__/  |   |
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 . DeLuxe. 1.26b #2354 . I've Been Around The Fatal Abend!
From: v4048npk@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Charlie Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Anybody know Hart Dubois?
Date: 12 Dec 92 23:00:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

I'm looking for an old friend from way back (20 years) who is 
somewhere in the Chicago area now.  We knew each other
in Foxboro, Massachusetts back when gas had lead in it and
car companies like American Motors could get away with selling
Gremlins and Pacers.

Hart and I were pretty good friends.

====
Charlie Jones
V4048NPK@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
Department of English
SUNY Buffalo
From: ks559s442@sycom.mi.org (Kathi Seidl)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: ISO  Debbie Park - Illinois
Distribution: world
X-BBS-Software: EXCELSIOR! V0.974
Date: 15 Dec 92 02:47:31 EST
Organization: Michigan Information eXchange

I'm looking for a friend from about 20 years ago, Debbie Park.  She may be 
married by now.  She has blond hair, and lived in Catlin, Illinois - a suburb 
of Danville.  From there she moved with her family to Normal IL, and that's 
where I lost track of her.

I lived in Catlin for only one year, she was a neighbor the same age as I.  
She would be 29-30 now.  She had one younger sister.

Anyone with info, I'd be very appreciative.

Kathi (nee Manteuffel) Seidl
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Student Exchange Program
From: cooper@black.bgu.ac.il (Shuker Moshe)
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 18:18:38 GMT
Organization: Ben-Gurion University, Beer Sheva, Israel

Hello all !
------------

We are looking for students interested in coming to Israel during the summer ,
in order to work in your major field , change environment while gaining
experience , and tour the country .

Please send us mail for more details .

				Tal and Zac .
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 16:31:57 EST
From: <CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: EXAM.BUNNY's don't scream but...
 <92338.184137CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu> <92342.113002CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>
 <92344.085014CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu> <92350.134111CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>


       Well guys...it was nice to see everyone this year..hope to see you
all again next year..when fuzzy will return once again to..well..to do
whatever it is he does.
    This is my second year on this board..i've wrote alot of stuff..hope
you enjoyed it all...this board has been..since we started an interest in it,
a very interesting board...i hope it stays the same..well..maybe kill the
no subject given thing..(yes it was funny, come up with new stuff though)
     I hope you keep some interesting discussions alive...think up new stuff
 be creative..we already did strawberry candy chains, whine baths, whipped
cream, and other food topics as well as poems, opinions..and other, etc.
Use this board to bring your creativity to max...it was fun last year, and
it was fun this year..and thank you for all of the fuzzy bunny , dr.bunny
and other letters...glad i could help in whatever small way possible. Sorry    y
i haven't written as much this year...been buisy..well take care,
and above all have fun.
                        fuzzy bunny..smitty.
From: claflia@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: just to have fun
Date: 19 Dec 92 13:28:34 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

hellop fellow computer illiterates
I am called andy by friends and i thought it would be cool to try this
shit out.  if you want to sit and talk sometime or need someone to 
unload problems on i can be as objective as it comes seeing that
i don't have a clue as to who any of you are.  thought i'd be considerate
and offer the invitation.  by the way my spelling sucks donkey dick so
excuse it if you would.  i'm in Eau Claire Wi and go to school at the 
university there, gone for break on the 22 of Dec. so don't expect something
too soon.  Hope to here from anyone next semester or within the next few days
here. 


take it easy and merry Christmas.....remember to keep the CHRIST in Christmas

andy claflin
From: megazone@obsidian.WPI.EDU (MegaZone23)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: just to have fun
Date: 20 Dec 1992 10:13:21 GMT
Organization: WPI USAF -- United Society of Animation Fans
NNTP-Posting-Host: obsidian.wpi.edu

In article <1992Dec19.132834.2940@cnsvax.uwec.edu> claflia@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>take it easy and merry Christmas.....remember to keep the CHRIST in Christmas

I detect religion here... :-)

Hmm...

Keep the Soul in Solstice? nah... not quite...
Keep the Disco in Discordian? uh uh nope....
Keep the Eris in Eristic.... Maybe ....
Keep the Vest in your Soup? yeah that's it...

Anyway, Happy Solstice! Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

###############################################################################
# I have one prejudice, and that is against stupidity.  Use your mind, think! #
#Email megazone@wpi.wpi.edu  Moderator, WPI anime FTP site 130.215.24.1 /anime#
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Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
From: jerome@bnr.ca (Jerome Lanig)
Subject: (no subject given)
Followup-To: alt.flames
Keywords: stupid, stupid, stupid
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, Richardson, Tx.
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 17:02:21 GMT

Article 529 of alt.personals.misc:
From the mind of: jps8@po.cwru.edu (James P. Schwonek)
>Subject: A prayer to attract a female friend.

                    < Lots of stuff cut >

>"I am now attracting a woman into my experience who is
>honest, sincere, loyal, faithful, peaceful, happy, and prosperous.
>These qualities which I admire are sinking down into my subconscious
>mind now.  As I dwell upon these characteristics, they become a part
>of me and are embodied subconsciously
>I now decree that she possesses the following qualities and attributes:
>She is spiritual, loyal, faithful, and true.  She is harmonious,
>belongs to love, truth, and beauty can enter my experience.  I accept
>my ideal companion now.

Because I'm good enough,
I'm smart enough,
And, doggone it, people like me.


--------------------------------------------------------------
"I love you guys.  When I get my inheritence, I'm going to 
give each of you a million dollars - Jerome, I'll give you two
for not getting mad at me tonite" Joe, Night of the Titty Bars
jerome@bnr.ca                       jlanig@ponder.csci.unt.edu
                    IMHO, they are.

Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
From: khuntley@mta.ca (K Scott Huntley)
Subject: Re: ( no subject given )
Reply-To: khuntley@mta.ca
Organization: Mount Allison U, Sackville, N.B. Canada 
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 18:24:27 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.181312.18663@bnr.ca>, jerome@crchh76c.bnr.ca () writes:
>Article 529 of alt.personals.misc:
>
>>Subject: A prayer to attract a female friend.
>>Dear Beloved:????????well thats rather specific now isn't it.
>
>                    < Lots of stuff cut >
>
>>"I am now attracting a woman into my experience who is
>>honest, sincere, loyal, faithful, peaceful, happy, and prosperous.
>>These qualities which I admire are sinking down into my subconscious
>>mind now.  As I dwell upon these characteristics, they become a part
>>of me and are embodied subconsciously
>>I now decree that she possesses the following qualities and attributes:
>>She is spiritual, loyal, faithful, and true.  She is harmonious,
>>belongs to love, truth, and beauty can enter my experience.  I accept
>>my ideal companion now.
>
>Because I'm good enough,
>I'm smart enough,
>And, doggone it, people like me.
>
>
>--------------------------------------------------------------
>"I love you guys.  When I get my inheritence, I'm going to 
>give each of you a million dollars - Jerome, I'll give you two
>for not getting mad at me tonite" Joe, Night of the Titty Bars
>jerome@bnr.ca                       jlanig@ponder.csci.unt.edu
>                    IMHO, they are.
>

Boy oh boy, I'm sooooooo glad this was posted three times.  Hey, now it's been
posted four times.  And if someone flames me, it will be five, and so on and so 
on and so on, and this stupid joke will never die. Yippy.

K Scott Huntley
khuntley@mta.ca

	"There are many things at this school I don't understand"
					- Mike Otis
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
From: wbm@sparcler.cc.ncsu.edu (william b morris)
Subject: 34 SWM Biker Poet ISO S*F
Organization: North Carolina State University
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 00:38:30 GMT

 I am a 34 year old ex-biker, that is to say that at one time I rode
with a motorcycle club. I am 6'0", 220 lbs., brown hair and a full
beard. I am currently a student at North Carolina State University here
in Raleigh, N.C. I am majoring in English (writing/editing option) and
Technical Graphics.
 I am looking for a penpal and maybe it will grow into something more in
the future. I enjoy walking through the country and along the beach
where I can listen to nature whispering her song.
 I am including a poem I wrote as an english assignment.

                         Uncle, What Is Love ?

                One day on me was placed a task
                  such questions only children ask
                "Uncle, if love is as great as they say
                  how will I know when it comes my way?"

                Nephew, love is in it's meanings
                  as a chameleon in it's changing 
                Feelings of love vary to all
                  as shades of a chameleon on a wall

                Like the mournful song of a whippoorwill
                  cutting through a fall evening's chill
                Love bares you to the core
                  knowing one's voice you'll hear no more

                Like a blazing touch searing your soul
                  engulfing your oneness to make you unwhole
                Love shall imbed in you a need
                  whose fire only she can feed

                As hot chocolate on a winter's day
                  spreads to keep the chill at bay
                Love will saturate with peace
                  thoughts that once would cause unease

                Like the rays of a summer dawn spreading forth
                  awakening God's creations on earth
                Love will make of you a new man
                  as you reach to enclose your newborn's hand

                As the earth is reborn by the spring rain
                  man can be reborn by Jesus' pain
                For this is another type of love
                  capable only of the one above

                Remember that from love we both were born
                  as soil encased seeds erupt to greet the morn
                Like a seed; love will nurture, grow, and die
                  leaving memories to help us survive.

                                               William B. Morris



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Major: Computer Engineering   | Box 21603      
Major: Technical Graphics     | NCSU
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Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
From: evorst@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Ed Vorst)
Subject: LOOKING FOR CANADIAN FRIEND IN JAPAN
 HELLO ALL!!! I address this mainly to anyone living in a major
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Canada
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 05:48:31 GMT

	
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
	  		el conquistador	
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
	( evorst@umanitoba.ccu.ca ) 
			- There's one more kid that'll never
			    go to school 
			  Never get to fall in love
			  Never get to be cool
					-Neil Young
					 Rockin' in the Free World
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 13:41:11 EST
From: <CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: EXAM.BUNNY's don't scream but...
 <92338.184137CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu> <92342.113002CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>
 <92344.085014CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>

*Fuzzy Bunny stumbles out of his Labor econ class and says:

 WELL, I find no utility in the consumption of my exams.  This is
 reflected by diminishing marginal returns concerning the consumption
 of these exams, whereas MC > MR, ceterus peribus.  I find an inverse
 relationship between sleep and studytime, whereas sleep is variable a,
 and studytime is variable b. In normal test hypotheses, I find that
 sleep to be 2.44, with a t test value of 5.  As you can see, sleep is
 a significant variable in explaining grades, ceterus peribus. On, a
 normal distribution curve (n>30), I believe the probability of my sum
 total grades resting toward the higher end of the distribution curve
 to be 82%.  Note, by using Human Capitol Labor Demand Modles, I also
 believe that the benefits will exceed cost (MR > MC in the long run).
 Specifically, direct and opportunity costs will be of a lesser value than
 future returns, stemming from a predicted higher earnings ratio, for
 specific training....Right now, my brain has a high value of elasticity
 in nature, whereas the demand for substitute goods considering scale,
 income, and substitution effects..is growing at a proportunate rate.

 IN ENGLISH:
    If you would like to talk about exams /stress/etc..look me up..
    And yes..my ECON final went rather well..

--fuzzy bunny..hopping away..closing the magic economics book

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 |  __ _/|    Ashes to ashes, dust to dust          |
 |  \ o.O'    If you don't take it out and use it   |
 |  =(___)=   its going to rust.                    |
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 |ccs105. psuvm.psu.edu. ! How does anyone know what*
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Xref: sparky alt.personals:24270 alt.sex:39521
From: catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Catherine Manry)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.sex
Subject: Re: PANTYHOSE LOVERS WANTED
Date: 14 Dec 92 17:44:59 GMT
Followup-To: alt.personals
Organization: Purdue University

In article <Bz85M1.22z@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, pa56680@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (P. Ialamanna) writes:
> I don't want to sound ignorant but what is the difference between stockings
> and pantyhose?
> I thought they were one and the same.
> 
> 

the difference is in the woman who wears them....sorry....


Catherine
From: petitc@vccnw01.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rutgers F Republican seeking same in M
Date: 21 Dec 92 00:29:13 GMT

gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (Jamie Gairns) writes:

>>>Red Hair, Hazel Eyes, The building tilts to the right when I enter 
>>>(and not because Im huge, but because im a damn proud Republican!)
>							^^^^^^^^^^

>	Perhaps the building tilts because of your Goose-Stepping!
>	Zieg Heil you mindless TWIT!

  Actually, I prefer thinking of ultra-conservatives like this:

  "Ve haf vays ov meking youwe do vat ve vant!"

  Also (I heard this awhile back)...

 "A conservative is someone who admires liberals, centuries after they're dead.
"

-- 
Now on sale, in Aisle 5 of the Divine Supermarket---Lives, and Clues.  Buy
yours now and avoid the rush!  They make great Christmas gifts!
Cynicism is only realism projected into the future.
If your fondest wish is to fly, don't draw up plans for flippers.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (Jamie Gairns)
Subject: Who the hell wants a nice man/woman ? 
Organization: You've got to be kidding 
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 04:21:03 GMT


	Why is everyone so desperate to find a nice mate ?
	What's wrong with someone you can share a nice
	'Glasgow Kiss' with ?  Knife Fight with ?  Scare
	the shit out of ?  god (that's SMALL g) what's
	wrong with mutual abuse ?  dead flowers ? rancid
	chocolate ?  rat poison liquor ? ... ahh, sweet
	cruelty.  Smiles are for mere mortals.

James
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: Query: Are there really women in Net-land?
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 16:52:06 GMT

In article <ks559s442.5h8d@sycom.mi.org> ks559s442@sycom.mi.org (Kathi Seidl) writes:
>I'm here, I'm female.
>I'm married,therefore many posts are not suitable for my reply.
>Nice to be here.

nice to see you!


I wonder sometimes anymore about why people are here...how many are
desperate guys, how many are ppl not desperate but looking, and how many
are just people hanging out, seeing what's up, maybe looking for
net.friends. 

and how many of all groups see what form of success.

I once thought myself in the second group. I think I find myself
now in the third group. and happier.

it's interesting, this thing called life.

-bacon, feeling thoughtful today
*as waves of smoke wreathe my head*
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: jwells@netcom.com (Court Jester)
Subject: Re: What Men Get When They Read Women's Postings in Alt.Personals
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 15:49:54 GMT

Wow, talk about talent.

Maybe this person should start up an Ascii Gallery
for these impressive works of art?

-- 
     || (||)  The Court Jester               "Citizens of the planet
     ||       From the House of Xon   \    /  Earth...  We bring you
  () || ()                             \  /   greetings, and we come
     ||       jwells@netcom.netcom.com  \/    in peace."
(||) ||   wells@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu       "Resist.... or perish!"
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: jsod@athena.mit.edu (Jordi Sod)
Subject: Re: Ladies in the home
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 03:37:54 GMT

In article <liiac7INNmvq@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM> shane@hisfood.Corp.Sun.COM writes:
>
>	I am sure all you men  have figured it out by now that all women really want it to be secure 
>with one man, be a housewife and make babies.  If anyone tells you otherwise they are either lying or 
>confused.  I'm willing to bet that most of you "Ladies" on this net are really men just trying to get the men 
>excited.  I doubt that there is even one real woman on this net.  
>	The woman's place is in the home.  If all the women would stop complaining about equal pay 
>and start working  as hard and as well as men then maybe they would get equal pay.  All their complaining is 
>what put our country's economy in the shape it is in.
>	At any rate, if there ARE any real women on this net, I hope you get a decent man who 
>understands you and is willing to let you be what you are...a woman.
>

In the spirit of the season, HUMBUG! Or as they say in my town:
PENDEJO!  Women are as intelligent as men, as good workers, as capable
in every relevant sense in the modern workplace (yes, they are not as
strong physically, but I do know a couple who are knockouts in the
punch sense of the word!)

What proof do you have that women work less than men?  MAny women work
MORE than men; their uncaring husbands let them take care of all the
housework on top of their 9 to 5 jobs.  You say women are only
complaining about the sorry state of our economy.  Then how do you
explain the rise of feminism during the Vietnam era expansion?  How
would it hurt the economy to have more people (read: women) working?

Honestly, I don't think you'll get many dates from this newsgroup;
women here tend to be professionists and students, precisely what you
want to stop them doing.  

Have you thought of a job transfer to Saudi Arabia?  You stand a
better chance there.  If yopu stay here, I certainly hope your boss is
a woman.

May you have a lonely christmas!  

Cheers,

Jordi Sod


>
>Shane
>
>
>
From: hatley@granite.pa.dec.com (Alan Hatley)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
Date: 16 Dec 92 09:48:59
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Distribution: alt
NNTP-Posting-Host: granite.pa.dec.com

today wednesday december 16, 1992 is my birthday.

applause and hearty congratulations greatfully accepted.

"i have become the person my parents warned me about."
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: gerg@netcom.com (Greg Andrews)
Subject: Re: I want a nice girl (2)
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 01:48:13 GMT

tnf52@isuvax.iastate.edu writes:
>In article <1992Dec11.183648.12308@oz.plymouth.edu>, j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes:
>>Hey, another great post from our favorite mama's boy, Mr. Zero.I am an
>>EOF honey, that's Equal Opportunity Flamer, and i think you provide
>>GREAT material for flames.I'm glad you laughed, that's all these
    [......]
>
>
>It must really be nice to be able to have nothing to do, other than sitting on
>your butt and knowing everything.  
>
>I'd bet you have never been laid, and if you have, your dad probably just
>did it to make you feel like the special little girl that you are.  You
>were mad that he didn't cum in your face.  
>

Time for both of you to take it to alt.flame, please.

-- 
:::::::::::::::::::  Greg Andrews  gerg@netcom.com  :::::::::::::::::::
ObGuindon:  "The way the economy works, if a man has ten carp
            and he gives four to the government, no matter how
            you slice it, he's still stuck with six carp."
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