HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: New Identity
Date: 30 Dec 1992 01:25:03 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <1hai5tINNaff@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com -- anagram (@=l)
>*********************************************
>    She bled th' cola-nut, goin' "Moo!".
>*********************************************

This is what comes from having a near-optimal ratio
of consonants to vowels and few uncommon letters in
one's internet address.

				--Blair
				  "1-700-HOT-TWAT"
From: dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Dave Angus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: [advertisement]
Summary: this has probably been done before; Fuck Off anyway
Date: 3 Jan 1993 06:04:33 GMT
Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada


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        Stops Itch -- Relieves Pain

  For the first time science has found a new
healing substance with the astonishing ability
to shrink newbies and to relieve pain --
without surgery.
  In case after case, while gently relieving pain,
actual reduction (shrinkage) took place.
  Most amazing of all--results were so thorough
sufferers made astonishing statements like
"Newbies have ceased to be a problem!"

  The secret is a new healing substance (X-Dyne*)
--discovery of a world-famous research institute.

  This substance is now available in suppository
or ointment form under the name Preparation X.*
Ask for it at all drug counters--money back
guarantee.

                 		*Reg. U.S. Pat. Off.





[Arrghhh...  I'm melting...]
[It is unwise even to JOKE about some things.]

--
Dave Angus                                   "Kundalini wants his hand back"
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Jack Horkheimer: Star Hustler)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The best thing that happened on Xmas
Date: 30 Dec 1992 02:36:27 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Dec29.223610.14394@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
*I won several dollars off my father-in-law in the traditional 
*Bassett Family Christmas Day Poker Game.  That makes this year
*the first that he didn't manage to fleece me six ways from Sunday.

Why can't my family have traditions like this?


Mark "Read 'em and weep, Gramma" Lippert
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: DATE CLACS (mon - sun)
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 07:04:11 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

In article <1hld97INNfjb@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, Dave Polewka writes:

> ####################################################################
>    mmddyy                         .   backwards
>                                   .             
>    122892 = PRIME !!              .   298221 = PRIME !! 
>                                   .              
>    122992 = PRIME !!              .   299221 = PRIME !!
>                                   .            
>    123092 = PRIME !!              .   290321 = PRIME !!
>                                   .            
>    123192 = PRIME !!              .   291321 = PRIME !!
>                                   .            
>    010193 = PRIME !!              .   391010 = PRIME !!
>                                   .              
>    010293 = PRIME !!              .   392010 = PRIME !!
>                                   .             
>    010393 = PRIME !!              .   393010 = PRIME !!
> ####################################################################

You'be been  * SPREADSHEETED! *

And all of the 'clacs' are fucked.

Dac
--
(aka 3500)
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
                    <Using ARN on an Amiga 4000. Yay!>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Walking Between Rain Drops !!!!
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 02:28:40 GMT

mr x, of course, avoids getting wet
during rainstorms by emitting intense
gamma radiation which vaporizes the rain
at a safe distance.

he uses the same technique to avoid
door-to-door salesmen and jehovah's
witnesses.
From: al837@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (John D. Nelson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Piercing Pagoda
Date: 30 Dec 1992 14:59:34 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al837@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (John D. Nelson)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


I saw a sign on the "Piercing Pagoda", in a local mall, "Ears Piecred
While You Wait". I wanted to hang around a while to see how many people
dropped-off their ears to pick-up later.
-- 
"A Flute With No Holes...Is Not A Flute."
"A Doughnut With No Holes...Is A Danish"

                            Basho
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: A quote looking for a context
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 17:21:23 GMT

In article <1i3i0oINN782@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:

After posting his foolish comment regarding the leader of his country and
an ancient polearm, and having been raid^H^H^H^Hvisited by the Secret Service,
all Patrick Finnerty had to say was:

>"He read my mail and left."


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams)
Subject: more bears
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 23:36:46 GMT


Jesus wept but I pierced my eardrum
with a knitting needle when I was 
four, and bled the sweet muse of 
collision from within. 

the electricity wasn't enough for
well-grounded me, though now with
well-ground eye-glasses I marvel to
see people paying for the pleasure 
of my past pain.

and it is that which motivates gift,
garlic oil and razor blade, as I 
relive that and pre-live tomorrow's
wedding with as yet unbridaled Emily
and her well-groomed banker paying 
the holy cost only to turn hollow 
and caustic ten years hence.

I see their ongoing lives as aptly 
as I see the handkerchief on which I 
type, or the soldering pin which
sealed up my mind five presidents ago.

in those days, I needed a pierced
eardrum like I needed a hole in the 
head, but now it is a whole I need
and it just keeps flowing away.



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: less than perfect
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 16:33:13 GMT



In article <8978@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:

   jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:
   >cindy crawford is not perfect.
   >she's got big, ugly feet.

   From interviews, it also appears that Ms. Crawford has a
   "brain the size of a dried pea," to quote a favorite movie
   of mine.

Well, as luck would have it I was just reading one of those model
magazines (while on the lifecycle, of course) and they had an article
about how smart models really are.  Cindy excelled at math and science
and was a chemical major before her modeling career took off.

The article said the unfair portrayel of models as stupid comes from
the fact that most of them are teen agers who naturally lack the
sophistication of an adult.

The bottom line wether you like it or not is that her pert breasts are
making more money than you and your melon sized brain ever will.
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: New Identity
Date: 23 Dec 92 20:28:45 GMT
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>				--Blair
>				  "Currently drinkin' the
>				   blood of the cola-nut."
 
 bhoughto@sedona.intel.com -- anagram (@=l)
*********************************************
    She bled th' cola-nut, goin' "Moo!".
*********************************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waterman@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (T.S. Waterman)
Subject: Re: Lenght of a penis is?
Reply-To: waterman@cs.brandeis.edu
Organization: CAVEAT Labs, Inc.
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 18:47:08 GMT

jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:

>In <BzoG5H.B7q@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>>In ALT.SEX <tpp2=r=@rpi.edu> nasiom@vccsouth04.its.rpi.edu (Milton Peter Nasiopoulos) writes:
>>>Mine's 6.9 inches.  Just ask cassie!
>>>milt.
>>He must have a very small car, and this is how he makes up for it.

>Cassie is, of course, his dog, and those are (unfortunately) dog-inches.

No.  Cassie, I regret to inform you, is dead.  I have it  on good authority.

--ts	I only wish I had had the chance to meet her.
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: High Rate of Suicide in Norway
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Beaver on the Back of the Flag
Date: 23 Dec 92 15:31:47 CST


In article <1had0uINN6nt@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, al837@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (John D. Nelson) writes:
> 
> I read an recent article that the high suicide rate in Norway was a direct
> result of their funny accents. This is backed up by Bernard Flapnoodle's
> book "Americans of Humorous Descent".
> -- 
> ---------------------------------------------------------------
>  "If It's Too Loud....."       @ Graphics & Verbal Abuse Dept.@
>    "Then You're Too Old".      @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
> ****************************************************************

please take this to rec.humor.funny. thank you.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:43087 rec.humor:37125
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lenght of a penis is?
Date: 29 Dec 92 17:48:48 GMT
	<BzHu10.Cxw@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <tpp2=r=@rpi.edu>
	<BzoG5H.B7q@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>
Followup-To: rec.humor,misc.test
Organization: University of Pennsylvania
In-reply-to: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu's message of 22 Dec 92 20:12:53 GMT


Abraham Lincoln, when asked how long a man's penis should be, replied,
``Long enough to reach the ground.''

--

   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Sibyl Waugh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: observations of my fellow victims
Date: 1 Jan 93 05:45:01 GMT
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

insert coin, turn unit on, have fun
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes)
Subject: Re: _Jesus: Get A Life!!!_ by A.N. Wilson
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 04:07:43 GMT

: Some quotes from Larry Stammer, ``Not the Stuff of Sermons'', Los
: Angeles Times Book Review, Sunday, December 20, 1992, pp. 2,4. The
: article is a review of the book _Jesus: Get A Life!!!_ by A.N. Wilson (W.W.
: Norton: $22.95; 256 pp.).
: 
:    "+ Jesus was probably married. The miracle at the wedding at Cana in
:       which Jesus was said to change water into wine may have been an
:       echo of Jesus' own wedding.
: 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: My rat is dying!
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 00:46:17 GMT

in rec.pets, root@mips.complang.tuwien.ac.at writes:
)My rat Pezi, a male of 2 years and 10 month get's paralyzed
)slowly starting from the hind legs. 
)
)My question is:
)
)All it's life this rat has honored me with it's complete trust in me
)and I really love it with all my heart. And now I wan't to do the
)RIGHT thing.

Ok, so you don't have the balls to DO THE RIGHT THING.  Do the next
best thing: donate him the the local elementary school's girls
bathroom.



hugs and kisses,

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: can you say, 
Keywords: criminal
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 03:43:39 GMT

In article <1993Jan2.213744.17023@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>pre-trial diversion?

I can, but *I* don't *have* to.

Do you?


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: now that it has happened
Date: 1 Jan 1993 16:02:00 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

since it is now 1993, the story thus far:

1. hitched a ride to a party and got there
   directly from work at 11:15; had only a
   mouthful of champagne since i was a
   designated driver.  we left at 1:30,
   shortly after a bunch of people arrived.
   j drove us home.

2. drove j to the station at 8:00 this 
   morning after being on hold for ten 
   minutes by amtrak when we called to find 
   out if the derailment on the chicago 
   line was going to have an effect on 
   the schedule.  apparently not.

3. am having another cup of coffee, r is
   puking into the toilet every 20 minutes
   or so, and all is otherwise right with
   the world.

conclusion:

if anything will incite a sports editor to
beat his deadline, it will be the promise
of a party waiting for him.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short, shameful confession
Date: 27 Dec 92 16:23:42 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats

In article <1992Dec27.050638.2415@sci34hub.sci.com> gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
>In article <9212232052.55@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>>In article <1haghpINNq3o@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>>>i am going to drink an entire quart of
>>>store-bought eggnog today.
>
>>You should at least dump a pint of whisky into it.
>
>Or, a quart of dark rum (preferrably Bacardi 151).
>
>Then, he could call it "half-and-half".

After that, he'd probably just call it a day.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	merk!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mike@elec.canterbury.ac.nz (Cosmik Debris)
Subject: Re: SSC
Organization: Electrical Engineering, University of Canterbury, New Zealand
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 01:28:22 GMT

In article <1992Dec21.142357.15266@cs.nott.ac.uk>, pcxkrm@unicorn.nott.ac.uk (K.R.Marshall) writes:
> I lost my _life_ last Monday. If you see it, please UUencode it and
> mail it home.
>

%uuencode keiths.LIFE > /dev/null
short file...
%

-- 
Cosmik Debris -- "I owe money, therefore I am"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: elvis@netcom.com ('kEvin')
Subject: Re: test article
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 00:45:50 GMT

mikem@nntp.telxon.com (Michael Molnar) writes:

>This is a test article.  Please ignore.



This is my favorite article of the week.



kEvin
sparse, to-the-point, and unpretentious;
what more can one say?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca)
Subject: How my brother spent Christmas
Organization: Yardsticks for Lunatics
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 19:18:35 GMT

     My brother is in Europe for Christmas on the Saint Mary's/
Notre Dame program in Rome.  I sent him an early Christmas present
of one Eurail pass.  So my brother hit the rails of Europe, going
wherever the mood took him, sometimes with other students but more
often alone, meeting the Europeans first hand.  My brother being a
devastatingly charming individual when he wants to be, he never
spent a whole trip by himself.  He's lived a disgustingly cinematic,
not to mentioned charmed, life. 
     Come Christmas, he was on an overnight train with three Saint
Mary's students (sometimes I get jealous of my brother, really) on
his way to Prague from Vienna.  He had a sleeping compartment to
himself on one car, because his seat-mate had fallen sick back in
Rome, while the women were in a different car.  They celebrated
Christmas Eve in the dining car, and then retired.
     That night, someone entered the sleeping car my brother was in.
Armed with a passkey, they entered every compartment in turn, used
a spray can of ether on the sleeping passengers, and ransacked the
valuables compartments.  They then left all passports, visas, and
other forms of identification in the bathroom, neatly organized by
room number.
     They got $300 cash and $500 in traveler's checks from my brother.
     Merry fucking belated Christmas, Tom.

---
David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.

              [Replies, if any, go to "lvacca@saintmarys.edu"]
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:42635 alt.folklore.computers:18186
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: R
Date: 21 Dec 1992 14:46:04 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

From the Dec 18, 1992 issue of the Langley Researcher:

	A powerful computer known affectionately as "R" has been put
out to pasture after 16 years of service-- an eternity in the quickly
changing computer world.
	The Control Data Cyber 170 series model 175 was decommissioned
November 20 at a ceremony that featured speeches and poems lauding the
aged machine.
	The computer had been used by the Analysis and Computation
Division (ACD) for real-time flight simulation and analytical batch
processing.
	The batch computations ranged form small jobs of a few seconds
to extremely complex work requiring many machine hours per run.
	The flight simulation applications were run concurrently, with
each job typically requiring a full set of complex aerodynamic computations
repeated over 30 times each second.
	The "R" machine was put into service in 1976 along with a similar
computer called "T" that was retired in June.  They are being replaced
by a Convex C3230 "Agena" and a Convex C3850 supercomputer "Gemini."
	The new system is about 20 times faster than the old one, with
about 100 times more memory, said Jeff Cleveland, of ACD's Computer
Systems Branch.
	"R" is being sold for parts, Cleveland added.  "It cost us three
million bucks," he said, "and we're selling it for $3,000."

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Stats for talk.bizarre: December 1992
Organization: Canticum Novum, Inc.
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 1993 14:44:06 GMT

In article <5+2es*LP0@prolix.apana.org.au> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
> Usenet statistics ---  Newsgroup = Talk_Bizarre
> Runtime: Fri Jan 01 16:01:53 1993
>Largest msg       62135   bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
[...]
>Largest Avg       28958   bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
>Most msgs from      150   gooley@netcom.com

Now I can die happy.

Mark., and unemployed, if I keep this up
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Subject: Re: Coincidence?
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 92 18:52:05 GMT

I would just like to point out that I have just received my first piece of
mail relating to talk.bizarre. Some clueless foreign national thinks I'm
Jon Knight.

Sickening - I'm not even one of his students. He doesn't have students.

L.

(Looking to make a QuickTime movie of Jon's hair being set on fire.)

*** Insert latest NME opinion of Pele here as flame bait. ***

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: clweimer@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Weimer)
Subject: Re: I hate the Mac
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 22 Dec 92 13:59:55 CST


Damn...  And I thought the original post was 
going to be about Mike Bur.

truly disappointed,

Christine
 


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: this season
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 92 19:08:02 GMT

---
This is the Christmas of wildly variable gift-giving.  It
is the Christmas of insanely appropriate & excellent gifts
for five people, and of nothing whatsoever for 10 others.
It is the Christmas of 2 CDs for them, and 5 CDs for me.
It is the Christmas of maybe finding a tie for the boyfriend,
while achieving present perfection for his nephews.  It is
the Christmas of muttering violent imprecations against
Frank & Bing, Rudolph & Frosty while weeping over "It's a
Wonderful Life".  It is my fourth Christmas, and I suspect
it will be my last.  And not because of any religious wars,
Christians v Pagans, either.  Because the American Christmas
econonmy is sick.  Because advertising nauseates me.  Because
every time I see a manufacturer using Christmas to sell me
something, I want to machine-gun him, his ad agency, and his
product.

Christmas is meant to produce happy satisfied consuming non-
revolutionary citizens.  It has done the opposite with me.

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: WORKING ON CHRIST-MASS
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 03:31:16 GMT

In article <1hncptINN882@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al837@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (John D. Nelson) writes:


                   
>>Aw, what's the matter, Roger?  Someone hid straight pins in your Chanukah
>>gelt? 
 
                                        
>Somebody wished me a Happy Chubaka the other day.


Well, I certainly wouldn't want to wish a *unhappy* Chubaka on anyone...


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: eggonend
Date: 21 Dec 92 22:35:56 GMT
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs

In article <1992Dec21.210602.8466@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> news@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu writes:
>This article was probably generated by a buggy news reader.

it was in fact generated by a buggy news reader.
-- 
-- Pat Monardo
-- pjm@cshl.org
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: I'm scared..
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 92 00:18:37 GMT

In article <1992Dec22.235149.28379@microsoft.com> benth@microsoft.com (Ben) writes:
>'cause Pat Finnerty is somewhere within ten miles
>of me, and I just know that if the Seattle fault is 
>gonna let loose anytime soon, it'll do it while he's
>around.
>
>BENth
>
well, you can relax for now. i'm back in wonderful utah with a swell sore
throat (me, not the state). hope you all had a wonderful christmas and
have a swell new years bash too...i just want to sleep.

--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1