HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mhl@genco.bungi.com (Mark Levy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: NOT!
Date: 10 Jan 93 16:38:00 GMT
Reply-To: mhl@genco.bungi.com (Mark Levy)
Organization: Gentry & Assoc. Excelsior Springs, MO

In article <1ij6ffINNho3@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
|>In article <1993Jan8.005423.25995@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>  
|>carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
|>> 
|>> John Birks ("Dizzy") Gillespie died yesterday in New Jersy from
|>> pancreatic cancer.  He was 75 years old.  He contributed mightly to
|>> the modern music scene.  Many of us will miss him.
|>
|>Now that's shit, Carasso. Don't fuck with the dead, they'll
|>come back to haunt you.
|>
|>I know I'll be dead in 100 years (unless something really wacky 
|>happens), and the thing that hurts me most is that 2 or 3 years 
|>later, no one may ever know I existed.
|>
|>Don't you realize the lack of purpose that gives one? 

   Not if you have this simple phiosophy...  You are _ALL_ just a figment
of my (somewhat warped) imagination.  If (and when) I die, you will all
simply cease to exist!  So, IMHO, I had better not die anytime soon!

Have a nice day,
Mark
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From: anon.539@pax.tpa.com.au
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: FIND THE SPICES ON THE NET CONTEST
Date: 9 Jan 1993 12:50:14 +1030
Organization: PAX - Public Access Unix (Adelaide,South Australia) - Anonymous Service
Reply-To: anon.539@pax.tpa.com.au
NNTP-Posting-Host: flash.pax.tpa.com.au



> In soc.culture.arabic there is a guy named Basil.  
> 
> *CONTEST*	*CONTEST*	*CONTEST*	
> 
> 
> Find someone on the net named		reward (in quatloos)
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Pepper					  5
> Cumin                                          50
> Paprika                                       500 
> Garlic                                       1000
> Molly McButter                              10000
> 
> 
> carasso,
> net.cook


CARASSO:
HE'S NOT GETTING OLDER
HE'S GETTING BETTER


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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Subject: Re: Clothes
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 93 22:25:42 GMT

Followup-To:
Distribution: 
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.
Keywords: 

I

look like I'm wearing clothes

in clothes.

L.

** The more general form, of course **
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: Cats That Eat Paint
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 09:52:26 GMT

We have cats, and they eat flowers and they then vomit.  They do this
even though we thwak them and say "NO!" every time they do this.  I
compare this to:
 
There's this guy, and he eats paint and he pukes.  His friends hit him
and say "YOU IDIOT! DON'T EAT PAINT!" and he looks ashamed and says
"Yeah, yeah, you're right..."  Then, two weeks later, he pops open a
can of flat white and gulps down a couple of handfuls.  His friends
say "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" and thwak him some more, and he
stumbles about looking stupid.
 
We have to put flowers up on a high shelf or the cats will eat the
whole bloody thing.  

                                        Nik
From: mark@uab21.larc.nasa.gov (Mark Flanagan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: flash
Date: 7 Jan 1993 20:41:25 GMT
Organization: Indentured Servitude
NNTP-Posting-Host: uab21.larc.nasa.gov

She sits alone, the lights flashing about her face, enveloped in sound.  
Hands trace a meaningless pattern on the table as eyes glaze.  The hands.
Small hands, pale and frantic.  A hand relaxes, exhausted.  The skin parts,
hanging open, loose. The hand flexes, muscle sliding along the bones, 
pulled by the straining tendons.  Blood slips among it all, surrounding,
flowing.  The yellow of the bone visible in vast contrast, among the red of
muscle and blood.  They join in translusence, smoothly gliding.   Perfect.  
The motion returns, new patterns in the blood.  He watches, mesmerized,
as she puts the knife away.

-m

-- 
mark@uab21.larc.nasa.gov  Unsteady Aerodynamics Branch LaRC  <disclaimer>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: INTERNATIONAL FAT.BOB (FDT.BOI and FIT.BOF)
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 18:30:12 GMT

In article <C0nF6G.LxJ@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>In <1993Jan9.004218.27795@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>
>>I WILL BE IN ISRAEL FROM FEB 28 TO APR 30.  
>
>>The First Israeli Talk.Bizarre Outdoor Falafel-a-thon 
>>will be during my last week there or so.
>
>Does anyone have the 800 number for the PLO?


	Yeah, it's 1-800-EASE-UP-JOHN.

	Sheesh, after 4 or 5 of these, we really do get the point.



-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com	emrys@cellar.org
"You can tell he's doing well by the look in inhuman eyes,
	Better not compromise -
		It won't be easy!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short, shameless, stupidity
From: wildcard@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
Date: 7 Jan 93 09:53:21 -0600
Organization: Mankato State University


        I was talking to my roomate on the phone when I heard him exclaim...

                "THE LITTERBOX IS NOT A PLAYGROUND!!!!"

-Thomas
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: SSC
Date: 8 Jan 1993 19:08:39 GMT
Organization: Boyce Thompson Institute
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.253.16.140
X-UserAgent: Nuntius v1.1.1d16
X-XXDate: Fri, 8 Jan 93 19:16:16 GMT

I have too many deadlines and crashed computers to read t.b, let alone post.  

Nevertheless, I was upset that our news-server was down for upgrading.

So it goes.


.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix iR Us                                                 Number 9, Number 9
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
2473562236the incredible shrinking .sig6
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: rictus says hello to the world
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.pets,alt.religion.kibology,rec.music.country.western
Summary: dogs love cats 
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: cold
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 93 03:35:32 GMT
Expires: sure

	Hi, Rictus Hep, well adjusted fuck.
--
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			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Back again
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 15:54:46 GMT

Well, as i can see, aside from carasso and turing.org dying, not much
happened. And did I expect it to? Anyway, I got back from Montgomery, Al
and Atlanta just saturday. I wont bore you with the new years story, suffice
it to say that bringin a parent with a gold card is a good idea on new years
eve. makes the drinks cheaper. and of course, some OlderAtlantaWoman tried to
pick me up in the bar (2 years in a row now) but i resisted.

The drive was long--~1500 miles all told, all driven alone. weee. anyway,
two signs were so stupid as to merit posting:

#1--BEST OXXYMORONIC NAME FOR A BUSINESS ESTABLISHMENT:

     "Down Home Frozen Yogurt"---yuppiedom invades Exitville, Va


#2--LEAST INTIMIDATING TRAFFIC SIGN:

      "Speed checked by detection devices"---ubiquitous sign in Georgia.


see ya

r


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: Trip report I
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 22:13:50 GMT

dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
>rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>>
>>rp -- the notion that I was urinating in Carasso and 5150's water supply
>>      made it even more enjoyable.
>
>I'm glad I drink bottled water . . .

I'm also glad I drink bottled water.  Now, if he urinated in the
sparkletts water source.

carasso "though I haven't taken a shower since I've seen hit post..."



Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:43780 alt.cascade:3700 misc.misc:4264
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade,misc.misc
Subject: Re: BILL GATES
Date: 7 Jan 1993 01:40:48 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <1993Jan5.201417.10803@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (f
un fun fun boy) writes:
>who the hell are you?
>                       PJF--->Biochem. grad student
>                             PUBLIC ENEMY #1

Peej.

You'd know this.

What are the chemical composition and nutritional
makeup of shit?

                                --Blair
                                  "Good shit, man."
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: sonic the flu virus
Date: 6 Jan 93 00:04:30 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
My current epic illness reminds me of the Sega Genesis games
I've been playing.  Specifically, of Sonic the Hedgehog.  My
illness includes the following exciting game stages:

Sore Throat Zone
Vaguely Queasy Zone
Severe Stomach Pain Zone
Hacking Cough Zone

I'm worried that there'll be an equivalent to the "Death Egg
Zone", which ate my 11 Sonics and 3 Continues on Sunday.
Probably the "Hacking Cough Zone" should be the "Incipient
Bronchitis Zone".  The "Walking Pneumonia Zone" will follow.

---
c j finerty
From: achaulk@wtcd.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Alex Chaulk)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Date: 7 Jan 93 23:34:56 GMT
Organization: NCR Corporation - Dayton, OH USA


        The bagels I have for breakfast before church taste much better than
the body of Christ.

Al <everyone's pal> Chaulk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: accident
Organization: The Discarded
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 15:51:55 GMT

Accident on Saturday evening.  My car skidded off a mountain road and
smashed into some small aspens.  $2000 to repair the damage, which is
almost entirely cosmetic.  Hope that the insurance comes through.

I am uninjured.

Mark., no Speed Racer
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: rec.humor.funny (was: Newscaster of the Month)
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 19:35:11 GMT

L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk wrote:
: Why do so many girls now want to date Westley Dodd?
: 
: Because he's stiff AND well-hung (boom boom)

  Wasn't somebody just saying they missed Joachim?  Weep no more.
  -- Clifton

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"Some lives are like that." - attributed to Mark. Gooley
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: SHORT SHAMEFUL CLAPPER
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 05:21:12 GMT


For christ-mass I gave my girlfriend a barbie lunch box, a chia pet,
and the clapper.  Oh sure they have a new smarter clapper, but I got
her the original classic clapper.

carasso "first we put it on a lamp, and later on her vibrator."
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Typewriter
Date: 11 Jan 93 12:18:51 GMT
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.

Jon Knight and I are currently negotiating for suitable female candidates
to inflict pain on me.

Please hold.

L.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: WATCH OUT! THAT GARTH POSTING IS LOADED!
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 18:35:46 GMT

in rec.music.country.western

In article <8JAN199311075633@rover.uchicago.edu) frank@rover.uchicago.edu writes:
)	Experienced netters learn, (some the hard way,) about followup bombs.
)	New netters, however, (and all of us were new at one time...) can easily
)	get burned. For any netter who does not understand what happens when
)	somebody plays with their "Follow-up To" lines, here's what happens.
)
)	A/ A normal netter, Ken,  posts a normal note. (Note that there is
)	   no Followup-to or X-ref line.)
)
))From: Ken_Ziolkowski@transarc.com
))Newsgroups: rec.music.country.western
))Subject: KGARth in Pittsburgh???
)
))  I don't know if this is some sort of New Year's
))practical joke, but evidently a radio station in
))Pittsburgh has switched to an all Garth Brooks
))format.
).. 		(rest of post deleted)
)
)	B/ Then ... some bimbo named Roger posts a reply with cross-references
)	   to other news groups and followup's set to even more newsgroups
)	   (note the Xref: and Followup-to: lines in the following header)
)
))Xref: uchinews rec.music.country.western:7227 talk.bizarre:77026
))Newsgroups: rec.music.country.western,talk.bizarre
))Path: uchinews!linac!uwm.edu!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!sdd.hp.com!
))	wupost!udel!gatech!concert!uvaarpa!murdoch!Turing.ORG!carasso
))From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
))Subject: GARTH BROOKS 24 HOURS A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
))Followup-To: rec.music.country.western,misc.test,misc.jobs.offered,rec.pets,
))	rec.arts.startrek.current,talk.bizarre
))Keywords: cows, pigs, boots, mules, mud, beer, trucks
)..	(rest of post deleted)
)
)	C/ Then, anyone responding to this posting in rec.music.country.western
)	   automagically has their reply posted to all the other groups.
)
)	D/ Readers of misc.jobs, for instance, become very annoyed having to
)	   wade through 47 posts about Garth, while they are trying to find
)	   a job. They, understandably, flame back at the poster. Unfortunately,
)	   it takes some detective work to work backwards thru posts to find out
)	   who STARTED the whole storm. Also, new netters wonder why somebody
)	   from misc.jobs is griping about an article they thought they posted
)	   to rec.music.country.western.
)
)	E/ Users who have gotten burned retract their article, hoping to shut
)	   off further flames from irate netters. This causes more problems if
)	   the bimbo included misc.test in the reply to, because the cancel
)	   message will also go to many newsservers, resulting in a flurry of
)	   e-mail messages to your account telling you "your test posting has
)	   been received at blah-blah-blah".
)
)I leave it as an exercise to the net reader to figure out an appropriate
)remedy to apply to the bimbos who cause these storms.

PRAISE?



...carasso:)

.
.
.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade,comp.windwows.ms,misc.misc
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: BILL GATES
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 93 20:14:17 GMT

In article <saleem-050193134034@132.206.241.30> saleem@facl.lan.mcgill.ca (Saleem Ahamed) writes:
>Who is Bill Gates?

who the hell are you?
--
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			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The effect my signature has on women
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 07:27:14 GMT
Reply-To: rmkhome!rmk@merk.com (Rick Kelly)

In article <8102@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>
>When I last changed my .signature I got E-mail from three different
>women, all of whom claimed to be pretty, intelligent, healthy and not
>taken. 
>
>All three were from the US.

But were they having any?

-- 

Rick Kelly    rmkhome!rmk@merk.com    merk!rmkhome!rmk    rmk@frog.UUCP
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: how one becomes drunk
Date: 11 Jan 1993 22:40:31 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1993Jan12.013810.26331@sol.UVic.CA> rigler@dao.nrc.ca writes:
>pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
)>this is how ethanol C2H5OH makes you drunk. i hope i can draw all this shit 
)>ok. first off, here's what EtOH really looks like (really! i've seen it!)
)>
)>            H-O        H
)>               \      /  		
)>	     H--C----C--H       EtOH
)>               /      \         
)>              H        H
>                              
>[Simple-minded description of ethanol's effect on the brain deleted.]
>
>You are so full of shit.  You think we're stupid?  Most of us took
>freshman chemistry, hotshot.

[Another chemist's description of how ethanol intoxication works deleted]

Fuck you, fuck you both.  You have ruined the sacred ritual with your debased,
dispassioned descriptions.  May no drug even so much as addle you ever again.

And if you happen to repeat this performance with THC, i will personally stuff
your gonads in your ear.

5150
the magic is gone
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Real Life Warnings
Date: 8 Jan 93 15:15:37 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

In article <1ifnf2INNslh@sdl.Warren.MENTORG.COM> tal@Warren.MENTORG.COM (Tom Limoncelli) writes:
|=====================================================================
|VENDING MACHINE: Do not heat unopened can above 155F. Do not heat
|unopened can more than three days. Excessive heating creates internal
|pressure.
|=====================================================================
|
|I have found that Franco-American Elbow Macaroni and Cheese from a
|vending machine can serving (size 7.5 ounces) to be rather bland and a
|bit too soggy. This could perhaps be remedied by the mixing in of a
|textural agent, such as Cheez-Its or Mighty Mesquite Cruch Gators, at
|time of serving.
|
|Tom
|
|-- 
|Tom Limoncelli -- tal@warren.mentorg.com (work) -- tal@plts.uucp (play)
|
|Unix is a trademark of, WHATT????


I do hope you will CEASE AND DESIST from plagiarizing my talk.bizarre
articles.

Thank You

mr HEINOUS
it ain't easy being cheezy
From: the lost cause
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sharing injuries
Date: 8 Jan 1993 18:12:29 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Distribution: world
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: jd-next.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <1993Jan8.075253.29883@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG  
(Roger Carasso) writes:
> in rec.humor.funny, MADDI "LOSER" HAUSMANN APPROVED OF:
> >
> >Two men are approaching eachother on a sidewalk.  Both are dragging
> >their right foot as the walk.  As they meet, one man looks at the
> >other knowingly, points at his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969."
> >The other hooks his thumb behind him says, "Dog shit, 20 feet back."
> 
> HAW HAW @@
> HAW@
> I GET IT.  SHIT JOKES ARE FUNNY. 
> HAW.
> 
> >--
> >Selected by Maddi Hausmann with Brad Templeton. 
> 
> MADDI IS A FUCKING MORON.  HOPEFULLY BRAD IS TAKING OVER AGAIN.  
> ALTHOUGH HE'S A DICK TOO.
> 

HAW HAW @@
HAW@
I GET IT. DISABLED VIETNAM VET JOKES ARE FUNNY.
HAW

I think I finally understand why CJ said "fucking mensa Princeton wank".
(or something like that) I can think of a few other things, none of them any  
nicer, not by a long shot. 

Who has her email address? Damned if I'm going to read r.h.f. just to get 
it.
--
************************************************************************
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(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 18:18:39 GMT

In <1993Jan5.144623.20896@pt.com> beb@pt.com (Bruce Buck) writes:

>>       [If you send me mail, send it to "lvacca@saintmarys.edu"]
>Would that be Saint Mary's School for the Terminally Clueless
>or St. Mary's, Pennsylvania, home of the Straub Brewing Company?

Presumably it would be Saint Mary's School for The Marrying of Waldby
And His Compadres, here in the Great Corn State.

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

and
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.gooley
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Subject: Re: drinking problems
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 93 22:08:12 GMT

I'd just like to make it clear I said none of the things attributed to me
by PJF. Also, I prefer a 3 wood for difficult holes.

L.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: boots
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 15:16:58 GMT

In article <uojlk80@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:

|I have boots.  Boots, boots, boots.  [ ... ]
|boots [ ... ]  Doc 
|Martens  [ ... ]

| [ ... ] boots   [ ... ]
| [ ... ] boots.  [ ... ] boots  [ ... ]
| [ ... ] boots [ ... ] boots [ ... ]
| [ ... ] boots [ ... ]
| [ ... ] boots [ ... ]

All this, and she doesn't tell us what size she wears.

(BTW, CJ, there's a guy here named "Don Boots", but he's already taken.)


-- 
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radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Shame shortful confection
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 93 19:22:20 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.
X-Newsreader: rusnews v0.98

srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant) writes:
>         I never read Gooley's alt.nonsequitor cross-posts.

Me neither.  Gooley's problem is that he gets a good idea for a posting, and
posts several hundred articles using that one idea.

This is different from CARASSO, of course, for reasons which need not be
spelt out.


mathew