HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: peters@physics.ubc.ca (Dan Peters)
Newsgroups: alt.out-of-body
Subject: Re: THE DIVINE MASTERS and SOUL TRAVEL
Date: 8 Oct 92 01:14:02 GMT
Organization: University of British Columbia, Vancouver, B.C., Canada

To quote (loosely) from someone who responded to a post this guy made on
sci.physics :

The VALIDITY of a statement is INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL to the use of
CAPITAL LETTERS.

:-)

Drin
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From: kingsley@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Kingsley Morse)
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 23:37:53 GMT
Subject: Please Help
Organization: HP Western Response Center
Newsgroups: alt.out-of-body

              Please answer these 9 questions and return.

1.) Do you think equal rights for men and women is generally a good idea?
Yes                  [ ]
Sometimes            [ ]
No                   [ ]
Haven't heard enough [ ]
Other                [ ]

2.) Are you pro choice?
Yes                  [ ]
Sometimes            [ ]
No                   [ ]
Haven't heard enough [ ]
Other                [ ]

3.) Are you in favor of adoption?
Yes                  [ ]
Sometimes            [ ]
No                   [ ]
Haven't heard enough [ ]
Other                [ ]

4.) Do you think men should be allowed to legally terminate their parental
rights and responsibilities before fetal viability?
Yes                  [ ]
Sometimes            [ ]
No                   [ ]
Haven't heard enough [ ]
Other                [ ]

5.) What sex are you?
Male               [ ]
Female             [ ]

6.) How old are you?
Under 18           [ ]
19 to 65           [ ]
Over 65            [ ]

7.) What religion are you?
Protestant         [ ]
Catholic           [ ]
Jewish             [ ]
Other              [ ]

8.) What political party are you affiliated with?
Democratic         [ ]
Republican         [ ]
Other              [ ]

9.) How many years of education have you completed?
Grade School       [ ]
High School        [ ]
College            [ ]
More               [ ]
Newsgroups: alt.out-of-body
From: wbg@mtek.com (W. Brewster Gillett)
Subject: Re: Apollo vs Bacchus was Myer-Briggs <was: Re: a nice experience last night>
Reply-To: brew@mtek.com
Organization: MTEK International, Inc.
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 15:47:32 GMT

pharvey@mipos3.intel.com (Paul Harvey) writes:

>I forgot to mention in my prior post that there is a common misconception,
>(from you Apollonians), that followers of Bacchus can never accomplish

>things to do, messes to clean up, wars to be won. In Vino Veritas. Jah!

>Ras TafarI!

And all this time I thought this group was about wine .... now I find out
it's about spliff!

Hail Eris,


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brew@mtek.com
MTEK International, Inc.             Throughput Technology Corp.
Throughput!
Newsgroups: alt.bacchus
From: news@athena.mit.edu (News system)
Subject: Test only
Organization: Massachvsetts Institvte of Technology
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 19:29:44 GMT

This is a test ... This is only a test



Newsgroups: alt.bacchus
From: pan2765@seas.gwu.edu (Crazyman Pan)
Subject: Re: Test only
Organization: I have none...
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 21:03:42 GMT

In article <1992Oct10.192944.17029@athena.mit.edu> news@athena.mit.edu (News system) writes:

>This is a test ... This is only a test

Get a life...					-- Crazyman Pan

("I'd rather be playing guitar...")
"Circus comes to town, YOU play the lead clown..." - MetallicA, MoP, LM




Newsgroups: alt.bacchus
From: wbg@mtek.com (W. Brewster Gillett)
Subject: Re: Test only
Reply-To: brew@mtek.com
Organization: MTEK International, Inc.
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 17:51:55 GMT

pan2765@seas.gwu.edu (Crazyman Pan) writes:

>In article <1992Oct10.192944.17029@athena.mit.edu> news@athena.mit.edu (News system) writes:

>>This is a test ... This is only a test

>Get a life...					-- Crazyman Pan

No, get a 750ml of your favorite red and test it - it will be only a test.
Has anyone else discovered some of the super bargains to be had in
classified-growth Bordeaux from the much-maligned '84 vintage? While most
were pretty forgettable, and many didn't even release an '84, a few of those
that did produced a fairly credible quaff. With the bad rep of the vintage,
there have been some bargains to be had; Mouton notable among them. They are
drinking early (characteristic of the '84) and when you can find them,
comparatively cheap.

In vino veritas,


-- 
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brew@mtek.com
MTEK International, Inc.             Throughput Technology Corp.
Walk the talk.
From: atwoodc@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Charles Atwood)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: My bum.
Date: 9 Oct 92 19:11:48 GMT
Organization: Virginia Tech Computer Science Dept, Blacksburg, VA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

gj156879@prince.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
:>Sometimes I don't feel fresh.
: 
 I need to wear a hat made of mesh.
From: st10t@Rosie.UH.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: World destruction?
Date: 10 Oct 92 18:43:00 GMT
Reply-To: st10t@Rosie.UH.EDU
Organization: University of Houston

In article <mc09RB4w165w@CODEWKS.nacjack.gen.nz>, system@CODEWKS.nacjack.gen.nz (Wayne McDougall) writes:
>matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:
>
>> hopkins@agora.rain.com (Scott Hopkins) writes:
>> : If the world were to just blow up, would we have any time to think about it
>> : 
>> : 	Just wondering,
>> : 	Casey
>> Think? what think?
>> 
>> : 


Well since when most people look to the sky when they say "up"
Wouldn't Volcanoes be Earth's way of blowing up?
avi
From: guddt@uniwa.uwa.edu.au (David Bennett)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: NIce and yellow
Date: 8 Oct 1992 23:24:54 +0800
Organization: The University of Westrn Australia
NNTP-Posting-Host: uniwa.uwa.edu.au

nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN) writes:
>  I got it!, your tiger jumped for the goldfish bowl...missed, the fish
>instantanously jumped from the fish blow, went the the pub, played a game
>of pool came home and chunked all over the floor, and that concludes why
>the floor is a yellow colour.

Hmm.  That might be it.  You never know.

I doubt it was the mutanyt space goat this though...

David.
[DDT] Pink fish forever.
-- 
  David Bennett,  guddt@uniwa.uwa.oz.au | University Computer Club
     Where Pink fish swim backwards.    | c/o Guild of Undergraduates
These words I am singing now mean nothing more than meow to an animal - TMBG
Disclaimer: Any spelling mistakes in this article are all entirly my fault.  Any grammer errors spotted in this article were put there because I could.
From: awagliar@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Andy Wagliardo)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: My bum.
Date: 9 Oct 92 20:17:28 GMT
Organization: Virginia Tech Computer Science Dept, Blacksburg, VA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

Here we go again:

atwoodc@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Charles Atwood) writes:
: gj156879@prince.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
:> Sometimes I don't feel fresh.
: I need to wear a hat made of mesh.
Lest I burn my scalp of flesh.

-- 
Andy Wagliardo                       "Now is the Windows of our disk contents
awagliar@csugrad.cs.vt.edu           Made glorious SimEarth by this son of Zork"
Virginia Tech -- CS rules!                   -- Richard v3.0
From: atwoodc@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Charles Atwood)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Love those cascades
Date: 9 Oct 92 19:26:51 GMT
Organization: Virginia Tech Computer Science Dept, Blacksburg, VA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

Boy, I really love this cascade stuff!!
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.cascade
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: cascade challenge
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 16:12:25 GMT

In article <1992Oct12.012000.27373@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:
>From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
>Subject: cascade challenge
>Date: 12 Oct 92 01:20:00 GMT
>You'll never get a cascade out of "month".
Ok, you got us.


          /\           | I didn't say this.      | 
        /    \         | My supervisor would     | 
      /        \       | kill me if i did.       | "What's in the basket?"
    /    (<>)    \     |_________________________| 
  /                \   |Gunnar Horrigmo          | 
/____________________\ |gunnarh@sofus.dhhalden.no| "It's my brother!"
From: jethro@miller.cs.uwm.edu (Mary Ellen Paul)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: I'm happy...
Date: 14 Oct 1992 00:37:01 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin, Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.9.13

In article <Bvu1sG.6rL@acsu.buffalo.edu> Me again writes:
>
>     I wear bikini underwear and I'm proud of it!!!
>
>                     Thank you for your support...

Just wait a minute!  Just how much "support" can you
get from bikini underwear?
From: awagliar@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Andy Wagliardo)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: My bum.
Date: 12 Oct 92 03:04:01 GMT
Organization: Virginia Tech Computer Science Dept, Blacksburg, VA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

Virginia.A.Reed@dartmouth.edu (Virginia A. Reed) writes:
: >atwoodc@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Charles Atwood) writes:
: >: gj156879@prince.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
: >:> Sometimes I don't feel fresh.
: >: I need to wear a hat made of mesh.
: >Lest I burn my scalp of flesh.
: Some poems don't rhyme.
Your's aren't worth a dime!


-- 
Andy Wagliardo                       "Now is the Windows of our disk contents
awagliar@csugrad.cs.vt.edu           Made glorious SimEarth by this son of Zork"
Virginia Tech -- CS rules!                   -- Richard v3.0
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: READ(8)
Keywords: Unknown
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 07:04:31 GMT

(JsNO  BAR---NUNN) writes:

> READ: Jackhishers book on "Jackhishers back, with fax and packs and slacks of
>       flagon racks"
 BLEED: Garrfishers hook on "Garrfishers hack, with an axe and yaks and 
        racks of dragon knick-knacks"


Ratboy
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,soc.culture.asean
From: cjr6495@summa.tamu.edu (YANGTHEI)
Subject: Re: teshsst
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 20:16:00 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.193755.17975@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes...
>In article <gunnarh.186.718468707@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct5.221434.3911@darwin.ntu.edu.au> nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN) writes:
>>>Subject: Re: teshsst
>>>From: nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
>>>Date: 5 Oct 92 22:14:33 +0900
>>>In article <1OCT199222183132@cc.utah.edu>, rsr4936@cc.utah.edu (Reay, Robert S.) writes:
>>>> 
>>>> It's teach a future computer geek to post week.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 			this message is one huge test.a 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>
>>>
>>> did somebody say...CASCADE!!!
>> did somebody say he'd got PAID???
>Did someone say I'm getting LAID??? 
Will some one please buy me some RAID???

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: ksdavis@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Karleenus Schwartz Davis)
Subject: Re: hate my peers (Re: Gored by steers (was Re: bored to tears))
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 21:02:11 GMT

genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
>>Heard she was hit by a train.
>Nerd, she had bit a big chain.
Interest in cascading has waned.
From: v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Love those cascades
Keywords: ignore
Date: 9 Oct 92 22:27:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <BvvHLG.AH3@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v111pczf@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Christian T Fraboni) writes...
>In article <BvvEtL.8uw@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes...
>>In article <BvvCor.93J@csugrad.cs.vt.edu>, atwoodc@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Charles Atwood) writes...
>>>Boy, I really love this cascade stuff!!
>>Thinking up rhymes can be really rough
>Dried smoked meat is much too tough!
The beatles said, "Can't buy me luv"


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From: Me again
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: I'm happy...
Date: 9 Oct 92 02:33:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


     I wear bikini underwear and I'm proud of it!!!

                     Thank you for your support...
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: NIce and yellow
From: nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Date: 9 Oct 92 00:30:12 +0900
Distribution: world
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University

In article <1b0u3vINN1nh@uniwa.uwa.edu.au>, guddt@uniwa.uwa.edu.au (David Bennett) writes:
> Have you ever noticed that the floor is yellow?  This has been jumping
> at me for several days from idfferent sources.  I think it must be the
> tigers.
> 
> Or maybe the gold fish have escaped again?
> 
> David.
> [DDT] Pink fish forever.
> -- 

  I got it!, your tiger jumped for the goldfish bowl...missed, the fish
instantanously jumped from the fish blow, went the the pub, played a game
of pool came home and chunked all over the floor, and that concludes why
the floor is a yellow colour.



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                                JsNO BAR----NUNN
           "It's his last semester, give him a good pat on the back"
                     nunn@pandanus.ntu.edu.au  DARWIN, NT, OZ
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.cascade,talk.bizarre,rec.humor.d,alt.flame
From: jhantin@unlv.edu (Jeffrey Hantin)
Subject: Re: cascade challenge II
Organization: UNLV
Date: Sat, 17 Oct 92 04:24:38 GMT

In article <1992Oct16.222552.6970@viewlogic.com> rats@yoyo (moogoogaipan) writes:
>
>In article <Bw8Bsy.AC6@cs.psu.edu>, krobinso@apricot.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>|> In article <1992Oct14.191704.11527@cheshire.oxy.edu> wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf) writes:
>|> >In article <1992Oct14.175931.7370@unlv.edu> jhantin@dawkins.cs.unlv.edu (Jeffrey Hantin) writes:
>|> >>) >> I dare you to make a cascade out of "orange".
>|> >>) >I scare you by making a cascade out of flange.
>|> >>) >
>|> >>) How about with a nosense word such as borainge.
>|> >>I gotcha 'cause my gun has more range.
>|> >>
>|> > I cha - cha on a rusty door hinge.
>|> 
>|> ...and you may just discover that you require much needed medical
>|> attention. I believe you should seek effective medical insurance to cover
>|> your behavior problems or refrain from such misbehavior.
>|> 
>...and who, pray, crusty lover rat, threw the choir such deeded seminal
>dissension? Why retrieve blue wood teak, reflective red nickel in your
>dance you clobber or berate your goblins more insane; dumb crutch, this
>new saviour.      
...and through lay dusty oven racks, whose fire was speeded by
criminal attention.  A reprieve to the meek-- invective bled pickles
in her pants, and slobbered as it ate; four robins bored of pain too
much, miss new flavor.

+---------------------------+------------------------------------------+
| Jeffrey Hantin            | It takes several hundred nuts to hold a  |
| jhantin@unlv.edu          | car together, but only one to scatter it |
| jhantin@helios.nevada.edu | all over the landscape.                  |
+---------------------------+------------------------------------------+
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: cascade challenge II
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 08:25:12 GMT

I dare you to make a cascade out of "orange".
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.cascade,talk.bizarre,rec.humor.d,alt.flame
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Re: cascade challenge II
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 19:17:04 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.175931.7370@unlv.edu> jhantin@dawkins.cs.unlv.edu (Jeffrey Hantin) writes:
>) >> I dare you to make a cascade out of "orange".
>) >I scare you by making a cascade out of flange.
>) >
>) How about with a nosense word such as borainge.
>I gotcha 'cause my gun has more range.
>
 I cha - cha on a rusty door hinge.
From: nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: More alt.stupidity FAQ's
Date: 11 Oct 92 15:23:03 GMT
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University

In article <1992Oct7.151303.10387@uoft02.utoledo.edu>, tarheit@jupiter.cse.utoledo.edu (Tim Arheit AKA Fool Boy) writes:
> awagliar@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Andy Wagliardo) writes:
> : Yes, its me, the COBOL freak.  And there you go again, always insulting my
> : favorite software (COBOL compilers and DOS).  What's next?  You're going to
> : tell me that WordStar sucks?
> : 
> 
> Ok , WordStar sucks.     :)
> 
> -Tim
> 

  no no no....The one that takes the cake of Word Perfect. I would love to
shoot the bloke who invented that. It was probably some thickhead word
processing-jocky-conservative that said one day "I'm going to invent, the
most f*ed in the head word processor. It will... (of course) be implemented
in COBOL, and documented with traditional public service HIPO charts...then
I'll set fire to my dog and wife, plead insanity and then go on talk-back
shows for the rest of my life - isn't life swell"


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                    JsNO BAR----NUNN (last year - party party)

                              - I'll shut up now -
                     nunn@pandanus.ntu.edu.au  DARWIN, NT, OZ
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: stoopid
From: system@CODEWKS.nacjack.gen.nz (Wayne McDougall)
Date: Tue, 06 Oct 92 16:35:36 NZDST
Organization: The Code Works Limited, PO Box 10-155, Auckland, New Zealand
Keywords: Unknown

nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN) writes:

>  service deaths. Historians will tell you that it caused the fall of the
>  British Empire. Politicians will tell you that it creates negative growth

Who said it had fallen? Sheesh, no one ever tells me anything.

Cheers,

Wayne McDougall
From: tarheit@jupiter.cse.utoledo.edu (Tim Arheit AKA Fool Boy)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: More alt.stupidity FAQ's
Date: 7 Oct 92 20:13:03 GMT

awagliar@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Andy Wagliardo) writes:
: Yes, its me, the COBOL freak.  And there you go again, always insulting my
: favorite software (COBOL compilers and DOS).  What's next?  You're going to
: tell me that WordStar sucks?
: 

Ok , WordStar sucks.     :)

-Tim
From: nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: MUD sayings
Keywords: Unknown
Date: 8 Oct 92 16:13:47 GMT
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University


  One of the first years sitting next to me died while playing MUD, he
bellowed:


  "Holy fucking toilet!!!"



  I thought that was rather funny, coming from an engineering student :)



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                                JsNO BAR----NUNN
           "It's his last semester, give him a good pat on the back"
                     nunn@pandanus.ntu.edu.au  DARWIN, NT, OZ
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Pope John Polack II
From: system@CODEWKS.nacjack.gen.nz (Wayne McDougall)
Date: Tue, 06 Oct 92 16:49:59 NZDST
Organization: The Code Works Limited, PO Box 10-155, Auckland, New Zealand

matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:

> If the word was made flesh, then what was the word? Abracadabra?

LOGOS

ie. Losers Only Get OS

Cheers,

Wayne McDougall
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Re: Hemingway in Spain
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 08:21:39 GMT

matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:
: "Welcome to Spain, Mr Hemingway."
: "Me cago en la leche."
: "Here is your passport."
: "I obscenity in the milk of thy passport."
: "What is the purpose of your visit?"
: "Los cojones!"
: "Please proceed to collect your baggage."
: I joder in the milk of thy baggage."
From: jota@iguana.inesc.pt (Joao Pedro Martins)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: NIce and yellow
Date: 8 Oct 92 18:24:54 GMT
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA. PORTUGAL.

In article <1b1js6INNie3@uniwa.uwa.edu.au>, guddt@uniwa.uwa.edu.au (David Bennett) writes:
|> nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN) writes:
|> >  I got it!, your tiger jumped for the goldfish bowl...missed, the fish
|> >instantanously jumped from the fish blow, went the the pub, played a game
|> >of pool came home and chunked all over the floor, and that concludes why
|> >the floor is a yellow colour.
|> 
|> Hmm.  That might be it.  You never know.
|> 
|> I doubt it was the mutanyt space goat this though...

	Nahhhhh.... it was the sperm whale 4 sure... she  felt on the fish bowl.Now...
the fish bowl was NOT red. And that is the point here.

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 Joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.inesc.pt
 
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