From: martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
Subject: Re: <SNIFF> JORN LIVES - SPANK COUNT GOES UP TO ***3***
Summary: I have spanked Dall'Agatta, Zugates and now Jorn OFF THE NET
Keywords: fartbag, baltic pollution, norwegian leper, assholes
Organization: Leper Colony,  123 Net Dv., Net.Community, Net.USA
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 14:02:40 GMT

In article <exuptr.692.0@exu.ericsson.se> exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Sunbird a la 400ci) writes:
>In article <C14w2t.81D@world.std.com> martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan) writes:
>>Jorn would probably be rescued by a Viking with a gerble up his ass and stick
>>Jorn up there to finish the job.
>
>>Jorn might be rescued by a boatload of homosexual Phillipine fisherman.
>>They would throw him back because they would'nt want Dall'Agattas seconds.
>
>>Jorn might be rescued by The Navy, but they too would throw him back because
>>of the bruises on his ass and his story about the homosexual fisherman.
>
>>Jorn is a useless and moraless human thing, noone wants him and therfore 
>>noone would rescue him (except Dall'Agatta) and we are back to shit floating.
>
>Do whales eat floating shit?
That's a good question. Here we would have to trun to Jorns parents. Since
they would be the more experieneced of the family we might ask:

"Well Hello Mr. & Mrs. Hallonen. Does your son float when he is in the water?
Do whales eat floating shit Mr. & Mrs. Hallonen? "

"BTW Daddy Hallnonen, is it true that you forget to pull out and then,
after all was said and done that you DID get an abortion, but Jorn lived
through it hence his current state?"

"Mammy Hallonen, is it true that you had lesbian sex with Mammy
Dall'Agatta while you were having Jorn, and she was having Michelle? Is
that hy Michelle talks and walks like a woman?"

I LOVE it when I can slam Michelle along with Jorn. Actually, MICHELE is
the more buoyant of the 2 since Michele is a much bigger SHITBAG than
Jorn. Jorn is a huge immense bag of shit, but Michele is King Bag-o-shit.

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