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From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle )
Subject: Re: So when is it my turn?
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 15:09:34 EST
Keywords: Broken Hearted.

I.A.Inman@newcastle.ac.uk (Ian Alexander Inman) writes:


>Nobody loves me.
>Nobody cares.
>Noone for me,
>For my life with to share.

>Why is it everyone else get's a date.
>I'll be left alone on the shelf at this rate.
>I've no prospect in site,
>No flame to light,
>No reason to stay out late.

>So when is it my turn,
>For my heart to burn,
>With love for that special Miss right.
>I yearn and I yearn,
>And toss and turn,
>For that feeling that makes life so bright.

>					The Broken Heart.

Dont worry my friend, you arent the only one..

-IE

*brotherly hugs*

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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Bacchus???
Keywords: Gilligan
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 07:46:07 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.171652.4403@octel.com> jpw@octel.com (Jason in the Hood) writes:
>regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY) mythologically pens...
>>
>>>Oh Liz!  I am mortally wounded!  *I* with the body of a *God*, well,
>>>Ok, Bacchus, (you know, the rolly-polly guy with the wine?).
>>
>>I never knew Bacchus was roly-poly ... oh, wait ... I'm thinking about
>>Dionysus (let's face it, those Greek gods were in such good shape ...).
>
>Ahhhhh... obviously you have never seen Fantashia!  Shame on you!!
>Shame on you!!  Guess you'll HAVE to come to CaliChat... see Fantashia
>on tape, sitting in front of a nice fire... :}

Yeah!  *That's* the guy!

>Jasonzied - okwhereismyfirestarter?

Don't the RFA have one of those?

rip
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Miss Mouth
Organization: None, today. Thank you.
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 19:20:50 GMT

 Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> eloquates...

>> Miss Mouth left us.  Her and Harry got sick, and she didn't pull out of it.
>> We are very sad as she was such a lovely little thing.
>> 
>> Goodbye, Miss Mouth.  You were loved....

Steve and Jules, y'all got our thoughts. Putergal and I lost Tux awhile
back to a couple of nasty diseases. He was about 2. Never heard a bad
word utter from his lips.

Now, we got Spock. His other names...

Little Sh*t
Furry Little Bastard (Thank you "Cat's Eye")
FartFace
Ijiot (Thank you "Yosemite Sam")
Turd Muffin
Bug Slapper

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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: coates@newton.physics.uq.oz.au (Tony Coates)
Subject: Re: Safe Fireside Story
Organization: Physics Dept. The University of Queensland
Date: Mon, 24 Aug 1992 01:43:43 GMT

In article <21AUG92.13134906.0024@lafibm.lafayette.edu>, HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Carrot cake it is, then.  So be it.) writes:
|> In article <1992Aug19.080516.25115@cs.aukuni.ac.nz> cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West) writes:
|> >alright! - love the story,
|> >
|> >*HUG*
|> >
|> >clare
|> 
|> Yeah, but 'Sheila' and 'Bruce???'
|> 
|> You don't have to be australian to catch the universality of the
|> symbolism here.  Wow.
|> 
|> ---j.
|> 
|> ;)

Well, what can I say.  Actually, it wasn't until *after* I posted it that I sheepishly
remembered that my middle name is in fact 'Bruce' (it's easy to forget).

However, let me make it clear that the story was in *no* way autobiographical.  Not at
all.  I only wish!  Anyway, it's the sort of script that would even have been rejected
for 'Fantasy Island' ........
									Tony.

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: searthro@nyx.cs.du.edu (Simon Earthrowl)
Subject: Re: Just a proclamation, I have to post it or yell it
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 92 12:01:21 GMT

puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com infers...

> searthro@nyx.cs.du.edu (Simon Earthrowl) admits...
>>rakast@bluemoon.rn.com (Matthew Vogley) shares:
>/* stuff deleted */
>There *can*, Simon. First, a man and a woman falls in love. Then, they
>marry and...
>
>               *$BONK$*  *BONK*
>
>OUCH! Excuse me, Simon. I gotta go out and buy PuterGal a new skillet...
>
>Again.

Puter! I didn't know it hurt, have I been doing it all wrong ???? 8-0
How do you use a skillet - new one on me....

SimonE

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Part Two of "Dryads' Dailiness"
Keywords: Nymphette, Nympho
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 18:36:09 GMT

In article <1992Sep2.204407.2839@pony.Ingres.COM> jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane) writes:
>In article <Btyovn.578@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Mary Epperson) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep2.000223.28028@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:

**bunch deleted**

>>>Hey!  Don't believe anything Mary tells you!  Mine is the strength of
>>>10 because my heart of pure!
>>>rip(the pure, pure what we don't know...)
>>
>>Hey!!!  Ripster...leave me outta this...strength of 10, yes, how else
>>would you pick up the Blademan and throw him in Lake Gaston?  *grin*
>>
>>Pure?  You'll have to see for yourself, Judi!!
>
>   (The OD is now frantically faxing questions to Dr. Ruth on the
>   best methods for dealing with men like rip. 8^)  "Gee, it sure
>   is warm over here!!"  She reaches for her cherry coke, but spills
>   it *all over* the fax machine, thereby causing a company-wide
>   short circuit in the

In the *what*!  And as for Dr.  R.  Anyone that can break down an M16
faster than I, I have alot of respect for....

rip-o-rammalammadingdong
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: Just a proclamation, I have to post it or yell it or something.
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 18:05:18 GMT

rakast@bluemoon.rn.com (Matthew Vogley) shares: 
>
>                      All I want is for someone to Love me.
>
>I'm sorry to bother you all, I'm in tears now, not being something that is 
>well looked upon by 'macho types', but I'm so lonely, all I ask is for 
>someone to love me, I'm so alone.. 

Matthew, you are not bothering us.  This is a very caring group.  And who 
cares about machoism!  They are all jerks anyway.  Give me a sensitive
guy any day...but then, I already have one, so I don't need another, but
the point it, a man who's not afraid to show his feelings is a very special
person.

>
>Sorry to interrupt...

You are not.  You simply need a:


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Nice .sig....


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 Julie Malone...AKA...		}   "I don't know much.......
 Grasshopper 			}   but I know I love you.
 PR Agent for Blade		}   That may be, all there is....
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	}   to know."
 FUTURE MRS. JULIE SALTER	}   
 "I will pledge my heart to you }		Email Welcome
 ....forever."			}	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: carl@sscl.uwo.ca (Carl Kaufmann)
Subject: Re: Miss Mouth
Organization: Soc.Sci.Comp.Lab., U.West.Ont.
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 03:32:01 GMT

In article <Btp90q.LE0@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>, Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
> 
> 
> As most of you know, Steven and I have a cat who had kittens 8 weeks ago.
> We kept 2 of them for our own....a beautiful long haired little guy named
> Hairy Harry, and a lovely peach and white female named Miss Mouth.  Yesterday,
> Miss Mouth left us.  Her and Harry got sick, and she didn't pull out of it.
> We are very sad as she was such a lovely little thing.
> 
> This is my ode to her...

Story reluctantly deleted.

> Goodbye, Miss Mouth.  You were loved....
> 
> 
> 	Miss Mouth
> 	June 28, 1992 - August 27, 1992
> -- 
> 

That is a beautiful story Julie.  I am saddened by your loss.

Many cathugs to you, Steven, and Harry.

CatGuy
*****************************************************************************
* See how the heart reaches *  Carl Kaufmann   * No one has to do anything, *
* out instinctively, for no * Soc.Sci.Comp.Lab * except bear consequences.  *
* reason but to touch.      *    U.West.Ont    *                            *
*       -Kate Bush          * carl@sscl.uwo.ca *       -Me                  *
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: Cause I'm a blond ! B L O N aha!
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 21:44:21 GMT

dch@rodan.UU.NET (Dan C. Horner) shares: 
>Julie expostulates: (Does that hurt?)

>
>She's NOT a dumb blond ? You mean I have been spending all
>these months constructing the PerfectDumbBlondTrap(tinamarie)
>for naught !???! 

Fraid so....shoulda ask me.


>
>I have but one thing to say...
>
>		Shit...

Right-O!  Quite intelligent.  Pretty too.  Funny.  Rides a Harley.

And if you could swing the wedding, my dear Blademon, you would get to meet
herself....the Prez...


>This changes everything... Now I have to make the smart
>version...Now, where in the hell am I going to get a
>Smart superbeefcake Guy ? And what am I going to do with
>this dumb one ?

I got one, but I'm not loaning him out.  As a matter of fact, I'm going to
keep him pretty busy Sept. 19-27th.  As a matter of fact...he's going to be
pretty busy for the next...oh....67 years or so.....

>
>Life has so many odd problems to overcome...

I know.  Don't ya hate it?  Like, *dumb blonde look* how do I turn this thing
on.....

Uh....Dear....see the button marked "on?"  Push it.

Oh...*giggle*...thanks...

>
>XuierD
>Just when you thought it was safe to go back to your sugar substitute.
>
We'll never be free....


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 Grasshopper 			}   but I know I love you.
 PR Agent for Blade		}   That may be, all there is....
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	}   to know."
 FUTURE MRS. JULIE SALTER	}   
 "I will pledge my heart to you }		Email Welcome
 ....forever."			}	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver)
Subject: Re: Prez of the RFA Resigns
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 23:46:53 GMT


::DreamWeaver sticks his head in the door::

Hmmm ... what's this?  A trail of GMRDust?  And it's leading away from ...

... oh, no ... oh, my ... oh, dear ...

-DreamWeaver

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!(Long)
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: San Diego State University - Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 17:52:00 GMT

While waxing rhapsodic about Dr. Demento, Tony writes:
>My old favourites - I can remember "Fishheads" and "Dead Puppies", but
>my favourite was "Kinko the Kid-Loving Clown" (no rude comments please
>:-) [that means YOU, rip]).
Hey!  What about 'Nellie the Elephant'?  Okay ... it's not grotesque, but 
it is funny!

>*HUGS along with some hideous cackling laughter*
>							Tony.
*hug* ... you have commendable tastes, young man ... 

---<--<-{@ | "I believe that before all else, I am a reasonable human being,
Elizabeth  | just as you are -- or, at all events, that I must try and 
	   | become one." _A Doll's House_, Henrik Ibsen
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: robg@citr.uq.oz.au (Rob Geraghty)
Subject: Re: Welcome Unlurkers!!
Organization: Prentice Centre, University of Queensland
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 12:49:13 GMT

lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:

>While I'm at it, to become an Official Member of the
>Romantic Fire Association, you need to post Your idea
>of a Romantic Scene which includes a Fireplace, or
>Candles, or a Bonfire.... anything with flames.  If the
>story shows that you are a true Romantic, then you
>are welcomed into the RFA.... Then you can pick your 
>official title....

OK - my favourite *memory* of a totally romantic location -

The sun sets on another cool winter's day, splashing spectacular
colours across the clouds.  The cottage is over a hundred years old,
and I build us a fire in the open fireplace.  The flames catch the
dry wood and its flickering light bathes the room.  The beautiful
antique furniture is warm and comfortable as we snuggle in front
of the fire.  Later we will be warm under the quilt on the brass
bed, but for now we hug in the peace and warmth...

...I have just discovered a poem which, while not romantic in the
relationship sense, is still nice -

Atmosphere
----------

A yellow light
A flickering flame
Soft, liquid radiance
Gently bathes the room
The wood fire pops
Heat reaches out
Joining the glow
In the sensory whirl
As cool night air
Wafts refreshingly in
Joined by a sound
A scattered patter
Washes the roof
Lulling you softly
To sleep

-----------
>Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
>President of the Romantic Fire Association
>Like a Diamond, Her Life has Many Facets

:-) I can't resist replying to this with a poem of mine...

Thought
-------

I am a crystal
Reflecting the light
The facet you see
Is but one of many

And no-one can see
That facet but you

I am a mirror
I am a hologram

Reflecting
Refracting
Your light

I am a light

A mirror
A prism

so are we all

			Rob

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Rob Geraghty                         | Time, flowing like a river
robg@durian.citr.oz.au               | Time, beckoning me
CITR                                 | APP
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 17:59:58 GMT

roth@sitter.ips.id.ethz.ch (Martin Roth) shares: 


>
>Hmm, you could remove the quoted "I will pledge my heart to you ...forever.".
>This is sort of implied anyway in a ALL-CAPS "FUTURE MRS. JULIE SALTER", 
>isn't it? Now this would save you two lines even! :-)

NoCanDo.  See, I LIKE seeing my new name, and the quote is a direct quote
that my Sweet Steven made to me one day.  So, both gotta stay.  You'll all
just have to wait until after the wedding for me to change my .sig....



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 Grasshopper 			}   but I know I love you.
 PR Agent for Blade		}   That may be, all there is....
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	}   to know."
 FUTURE MRS. JULIE SALTER	}   
 "I will pledge my heart to you }		Email Welcome
 ....forever."			}	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
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From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 26 Aug 92 16:46:20 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England


Riprites:
}>I *like* this girl!

}Oh, goody ... *grin*   Are you on the RFA admissions committee? *wink*

_Every_body is on the RFA admissions committee (everybody who's a member 
that is)

}>>>rip(candylittlegirl?)
}>>I only accept Reese's from strangers ... *smile* 
}>Oh Yeah?!!  Well just ask anyone!  I am about as strange as it gets!!!
}Why do I believe you? ... So, are you gonna give a Reese's or what?

Don't ask - you'll get the "what"

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle
==============================
"California here I come!"


-- 
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
                                            --  Charlie Brown
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: coates@newton.physics.uq.oz.au (Tony Coates)
Subject: Re: german lessons
Organization: Physics Dept. The University of Queensland
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 23:33:04 GMT

In article <1992Aug26.092618.27280@bernina.ethz.ch>, roth@sitter.ips.id.ethz.ch (Martin Roth) writes:
[some German deleted ...]
|> For all you out there: don't worry, Tony  will translate soon!

Not *really* soon.  Not unless you guys are going to write my thesis for
me as well!  (on the other hand ...)
							Tony.
From: smm@rodan.UU.NET (Steve Mansfield)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Ender for RFA Pres!!
Date: 4 Sep 1992 08:12:13 -0400
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
NNTP-Posting-Host: rodan.uu.net
Keywords: You want a KEYWORD???  Ha!

In article <Bu0qCL.KxL@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) writes:
>pjd@hpespjd.fc.hp.com sez trippingly:
>
>>So, should we have a mudwrestling match between the two nominees???
>>
>
>too messy...

Oh, but Steve.  You forget that *you* get to clean her off afterward.

>>Or perhaps a kiss-out at the ARC-corral...  (with apologies to Steve)
>
>too dangerous for ender.

"Can't I have a little peril?"

"No."

"I bet you're gay..."

>>Well, maybe a food fight then..
>
>now THAT is an idea...hmmmm...

Yoda rubs his grubby little hands together and gets ready.

>
>S.
>-- 
>Spirituality is what is inside : religion is humankind's vain attempt to
>express it outwardly.

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
and Official Green Light Spotter for the Secretary
to the President of the RFA.
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: Venting
Organization: OFSA
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 17:43:51 GMT

<DAM137@psuvm.psu.edu>
>I hope no one minds me putting this here.....I am just so frustrated
>with life right now that if I don't do something like this to release
>tension, I am going to hurt someone (most likely myself)....
>
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>
>Thank you...
>
>Sardis

NICE AHHH!!! ooh ahh, I love it! Hey man, catch this!:


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Spirituality is what is inside : religion is humankind's vain attempt to
express it outwardly.
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From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Subject: Re: Saying hello
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 20:45:54 GMT
Organization:  The VAX ate my Brain

In article <92235.162107DAM137@psuvm.psu.edu> <DAM137@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>In article <r8_nk3m.tyger@netcom.com>, tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
>says:
>>I remember you!!! But what happened to the dragon in your .sig? It was  
>>COOOOOOL
>
>Well then, back by popular demand:
>
>+---------------------+-----------------------------+----------------+
>| (    )  Sometimes,  | David A. Matta              | I'm not stupid,|
>| |\^^/|              |  814-862-7715               |  I'm not       |
>| (@::@)   The Dragon |  dam137@psuvm.psu.edu       |   expendable,  |
>|  \\//       Wins... |  matta@bree.endor.cs.psu.edu|    And I'm not |
>|  (oo)               +-----------------------------+     GOING!     |
>|   ^^                | The opinions herein are all |     -Blake's 7 |
>+---------------------+        MINE!!!!!!!!!!!      +----------------+
>                      +-----------------------------+

YAY!!!!! Gotta love that dragon! :)

   Tyger
-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break 
 
                       
        
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: Prez Nominates (Re: Prez of the RFA Resigns)
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 21:58:57 GMT

lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) shares: 
>
>At this time I would like to Officially Nominate
>
> Julie Malone (soon to be Julie Salter) as the new
>
>        President of the Romantic Fire Association.

*gasp*

>Julie has been in the RFA since it originated, as I have;
>so, she knows all the ins and outs of the Romantic
>Fire Association and can be trusted to keep the Romance
>Alive!!  I can't think of anyone more suited for this position.

Well, I certainly believe in Romance.  And I believe in Romantic Fires as I
have been duly kissed in front of one...*wistful look*


>Julie, would you be interested in the Position of the
>   President of the Romantic Fire Association??
>
>** The Crowd Applauses **  and waits in anticipation....

Well, I appreciate the applause and am quite honored that you would consider
me, Madam President.  The question is....how does everyone else feel?

Perhaps we should take a vote.  

'Chelle, you still got that list of RFA members and titles?


>"Does anyone second this nomination??" 

*Julie blushes with anticipation.....do they want HER?*



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