HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Breakfast
Date: 27 Aug 92 13:48:21 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

(Rob Dobson) writes:
>LAst summer i lived with a guy who had no job, but he did have a credit
>card. We lived right near an Exxon station. His standard breakfast was:
>2 Exxon Hot dogs
>A USA Today
>and a coke
>which he would, of course, put on his credit card.

Did he use the USA Today instead of buns?

Or did he eat it in sections?

Did he burp pie charts?


Matt
Inquiring no-minds want to know
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Subject: Re: this is sho kuwamoto, reporting from the heart of indiana
Originator: curtis@boa.cs.Berkeley.EDU
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 06:33:39 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.040826.14680@cs.rose-hulman.edu> waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (The Sheik) writes:
>
>In article <1992Aug29.050335.29675@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU>  
>curtis@berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>>
>>    [A heart-rending story of great intensity]
>
> [more of the usual blather]
>
>But I have already talked much more than I intended to this evening, don't  
>want to rise above Mr. Stinky Alabama Grass Stain Oh do edit that out  
>please edit the whole damn thing

And thus the mystery was solved.

"I should have realized it at once," said Inspector Digglesby
to the butler.  "The clues were all there.  I guess I'm just
not much of a detective."

"Guess not," said the butler, with some asperity.

"I don't know why I ever suspected you in the first place.
The answer was staring me in the face: the terminals at
Rose-Hulman have no backspace key!  Everything fits!
The mysterious mult-"

"Okay, okay," said the butler.  "I believe you.  It sounds real
plausible.  No other explanation is possible.  It's the product
of rigorous mathematical deduction.  Scientifically validated
and medically endorsed.  And get a move on with that blowtorch,
would you?  Some detective, are you.  Going and welding me to
the train tracks.  Would Inspector Poirot do a thing like
that?  Just because I had my brother-in-law Dr. Baroonsky, the
nefarious international drug terrorist, spike the jury's water
cooler with Ecstacy, doesn't mean I'm guilty.  We can't go
jumping to conclusions like that.  Not when we're an
internationally renowned detective, and in all these books and
all.  Got to be sticking up for democracy and human rights.
Got to be sending the right message, then.  Kids could be
reading.  What's this?  Forgot the propane for the torch?
Digglesby, you incompetent fart."

c
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Devourer")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Something I never knew before
Date: 31 Aug 92 16:45:59 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


Other people hear those voices in their heads too.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.irc,alt.sex,alt.flame,talk.abortion,alt.evil
From: chrisl@stpaul.gov (Chris A Lyman)
Subject: Re: Alright... I'm gone. (summer ends!)
Keywords: so long, farewell, adieu, ciao, arivaderci (sp?), hasta la vista baby
Organization: City of Saint Paul Public Works
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 14:26:01 GMT

franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:

> *note* this article started in talk.bizarre, but I figured I'd better
> circulate it, to ensure that the entire usenet audience rests easy. heh

Sort of like that National Guard ad from several years ago:  Sleep well
tonight, your net.idiot candidate is on patrol...

> alright - I"m gone... had some fun, but I just can't handle this group.

Or any others from what I hear.

>    Well, I'll probably be back again when I get bored. Man, I gotta
> break this USENET habit before I'm 20 though. Can't really afford the
> time. Know what I mean?

Oh, do come back.  The incoming freshmen will be so predictable...

-- 
Chris Lyman  /  email: chrisl@pwcs.stpaul.gov  /  #include <std.disclaimers.h>
"No I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should
they be considered patriots.  This is one nation under God."  --  George Bush
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: please continue
Date: 2 Sep 92 19:12:16 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo) writes:

>"Look, pusbowl, if you ask me one more time where the Eiffel Tower is, I'll
sick Greg Nowak on you!

rp -- toujours la politesse.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: pez
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 06:52:52 GMT

act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:

] <LXS117@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
] 
] >pez pez pez pez pez
] >pez pez pez pez pez
] >pez pez pez pez pez
] >pez pez pez pez pez
] 
] Pez Off.
] 


'm full.

BpB
teCh
wired, but full


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al677@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jerry Cosyn)
Subject: A Paid Political Announcement
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 19:16:56 GMT


We decisionized the necessification of the resignatory action/option in
retrospect to the unfortunate incident with due regard for the betterment
of public imagery and have conceptualized the focalization of our efforts
in a manner of appropriate firmness in order to diffuse any
misunderstanding of motivational thrust, but I think it would be preemptive
of the press to engage in reportive activities of a criticalist nature in
the abstentious condition of a fully cognatious collectionizing of the
truly factual posture of this scenario, concept-wise.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: loops and whistles
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 20:16:45 GMT

hey where is steve franklin? i rilly like his funny.
he is very white on outside. how come your mean to him?
he make affirminatative action sound smart.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson)
Subject: wanted: free legal advice
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 19:39:59 GMT
Followup-To: not
Summary: hypothetically speaking
Keywords: *whack* *thud*

So, would it be considered justifiable homicide if, say, I were driving
home and my clutch cable broke in the middle of rush hour traffic and I
pushed the car to the side of the rode, and slipped in a patch of oil,
and as I opened the hood to see what had happend a radiator hose burst
and as I was staggering around clutching my head my female passenger
got out and said, "What's wrong with it?", and I sort of whacked her in
the head eight or ten times with this piece of reinforcing rod that was
lying there?

I want to know for next time.

Dave
From: glenn@bessel.umd.edu (D. Glenn Arthur Jr.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Wisconsin -- and an old half-memory ("mmr"?  "mem"?  "eoy"?)
Date: 27 Aug 1992 23:02:00 -0500
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu


Uh, which state was it that was decided, lo these many years ago,
not to actually exist because at the time nobody actually seemed
to post from there?  (During the discussion, someone did claim to
be posting from there, but he was declared an hallucination or
something.)

I wonder whether Spam still has my old archives from that time on
tape -- and whether I saved any of those articles.  Gypsy, do you
remember?

D. Glenn Arthur Jr., The Human Vibrator, glenn@bessel.umd.edu
"Being a _man_ means knowing that one has a choice not to act like a 'man'."

How much interest is there in a TV/TS newsgroup?  How many would post there?
You can send me mail anonymously at wi.2743@wizvax.methuen.ma.us (was wi.79)

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: to my biking dream girl
Summary: apologies to Nickelodeon and MTV Networks
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 18:53:47 GMT

my biking dream gal
bells ring when you ride past me
a leaf falls silent

--
----\
-jja

p.s. call me in 3 years, Clarissa
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: oh dear
Distribution: world
Date: 31 Aug 92 20:53:22 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <1992Aug31.075005.13923@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
> 
>caught myself bitching about the content of the newsgroup again.
>
>i promised myself i wouldn't do that.

(Grendel drooling, while head bangs against the desk)

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!

No repression Bob! Let it all out!

Do you put up with roaches in your home? Well? WELL??!!

Fuck no! 

When you have roaches you get the BIGGEST goddamn shoe you can find, 
and then you move the couch, refrigarator, t.v., mandrill and the FIRST 
tiny, parasitic, freeloading, annoying, revolting, pusillanimous, putrid, 
lower life form that you uncover you crush like the insignificant, rank,
miniscule being it is.

Bob, Bob, Bobby my man, don't make promises to yourself that you 
don't have fun keeping.

You don't like a particular "content" of a newsgroup, you just give
yourself a little treat and find that particularly crappy piece of 
content and drop the Nikes on the bug.

Yyyyeeeeah.(crunch)Oh yeeaah.(splat!) Here, borrow my size 20
extra, wide.
  
--
"So I'm minding my own business...no, really. | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 And I see him, the HIM in big impressive     | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 letters. And he owns me, I mean the way      |
 pigeons own N.Y...damn I'm had again."       |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: Meeting Mr/Mrs. Right
Keywords: SQUICK
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 07:49:07 GMT

In article <1992Aug26.091652.24441@news.DKRZ-Hamburg.DE> k206027@smog.DKRZ-Hamburg.DE (Matt Marchese) writes:
>
>If anyone is left standing in your immediate vicinity you may assume that
>you have succeeded in locating a "talk.bizarre soul-mate". 

either that or someone who is even more 
desperate than you are.

[i was going to add that i never had any
trouble meeting bizarre people at parties
but then i realised that A. i think all
humans are bizarre and B. i have already
mentioned my breasts enough times this
week]

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: My Generation (Re: ata boy was sexually rejected recently)
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 03:36:29 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

)kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
)We want women to be treated like human beings, we believe that each
)human being is deserving of respect but each person has to do their part
)to earn that respect, and you tell us that's not good enough because
)that's not what you believe in.

Yes.  And we want flowers and songs.  And we want free little bunnies
for everyone.  And they should be really cute, and easy to take care
of.  And we want world piece and global domination by Amerika, where
the k is for kissing: lots of kissing.  And we want lots of pink
frillie things.  And we want all people to believe in positivity and
health like we do, but paradoxically we want freedom and all people to
live their life as they want.  And we want polkadots, lots of
polkadots, big purple polkadots. Oh, yes, and flowers and songs.

Rachel Dafni Christy,
Spokesman for Women for a Envisioned Tomorrow (WET)

.
-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: short shameless celebrity flame
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 92 17:24:57 GMT

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  Cher's costume for her next video.

  Actual size.

	Mark (Don't you just love ASCII art?)

                            

 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gumphrey@IASTATE.EDU (Jammer of Axigally)
Subject: Re: Alright... I'm gone. (summer ends!)
Keywords: so long, farewell, adieu, ciao, arivaderci (sp?), hasta la vista baby
Reply-To: gumphrey@IASTATE.EDU (Jammer of Axigally)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 22:39:48 GMT

In article <95205@bu.edu>, kane@buast7.bu.edu (Hot Young Star) writes:
> In article <Btx54D.GtI@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
writes:
>
> >too much nauseation (5 vowels!), too little thought
> 
> A fitting epitaph to everyone like Franklin who can't count...

Hey!  Use your brain for more than half a second!  5 vowels was in reference to
the number of DIFFERENT vowels, which IS unusual.  He didn't just pick a random
word to count vowels on.  Yeeeesh!

				-- Jammer --
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 26 Aug 92 22:42:35 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.newbie,alt.cascade,misc.test,alt.religion.kibology
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Blair P. Houghton writes:
)>>>>>>>>Currants.
)>>>>>>>Currency.
)>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
)>>>>>Coxswain.
)>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
)>>>Circadian Rythym
)>>Camelopardis.
)>Cadaverine.
>Cahiers du Cinema.
Cacoethes Scribendi.

rp -- :g/>)/s//)>
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Am I the only one that...
Date: 29 Aug 92 18:01:14 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:

>Am I the only one that...
>-------------------------

           doesn't have Steve Franklin in a killfile? 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28492 soc.culture.british:12069
From: cc@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Chris Cooke)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.british
Subject: Re: THE COMPLETE BRITISH TO AMERICAN DICTIONARY
Date: 2 Sep 92 13:50:10 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Edinburgh, Scotland
In-reply-to: morna@dcs.ed.ac.uk's message of 2 Sep 92 12:24:59 GMT

In article <43030@skye.dcs.ed.ac.uk> morna@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Morna J Findlay) writes:

   >abstractour	-> abstractor
   >acceptour	-> acceptor
   >actour		-> actor

   etc

   This is almost completely wrong.

It was meant to be a weird sort of joke I think.  One could retaliate with
something like:

American	   British
--------	   -------
contor          -> contour
detor           -> detour
devor           -> devour
dor             -> dour
downpor         -> downpour
flor            -> flour
for             -> four
glamor          -> glamour
hor             -> hour
labor           -> labour
or              -> our
pompador        -> pompadour
por             -> pour
Savior          -> Saviour
scor            -> scour
sor             -> sour
tor             -> tour
yor             -> your


... but it would be equally unfunny :-)
--
	-- Chris. 	cc@dcs.ed.ac.uk   (on Janet, cc@uk.ac.ed.dcs)

		
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lorenmo@microsoft.com (Loren Moore)
Subject: anybody see Ren & Stimpy last night?
Date: 30 Aug 92 23:34:28 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

this is my first post to tb. I hop I don't misspell anything. Anyways...
did anyone catch R&S last night? The second episode was rather bizzare.
They were 'rubber nipple' salesman. I especially like the part where
they go to Mr. Horse's house. I couldn't believe I was watching a children's
tv show. Pretty deranged. I could only look on it as a kind of 'safe sex'
message. Who knows.

daemien
/* 	if there they won't come
	I'll silently slum
	and digitally derange 
	all the curtains again	*/
From: sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: this is sho kuwamoto, reporting from the heart of indiana
Date: 29 Aug 92 00:35:40 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

I never like coming back to indiana, but the chaos I left
behind in my hurried exit three weeks ago made my return
even more dreadful.  (I'd forgotten, among other things, to
put the food away after moving to my new apartment.  You do
*not* want to leave fish eggs sitting in a box in the middle
of your kitchen for three hot summer weeks.)

I got a phone call the other day which reminded me of what
it's like to be back in the Hoosier state.  One of my
housemates is organizing a ravey AIDS benefit to be held
this Saturday, and the caller wanted to know if "this was
some sort of faggot dance."

Thank you, whoever you are, for giving me incentive to
finish up my thesis that much faster.

-Sho
--
sho@physics.purdue.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Testing that .sig thing
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 18:46:12 GMT

>>Obbizarre: i have found that plaster of paris makes a nutritious trea

Many people seem to think
Plaster 'O Paris good to drink.
Although conducive unto quiet,
I much prefer another diet.
--Gelett Burgess

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28814 alt.fan.letterman:268
From: unknown@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (tuu)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
Date: 4 Sep 92 01:32:47 GMT
Organization: University of California; Santa Cruz
NNTP-Posting-Host: ucscb.ucsc.edu


In article <15275@umd5.umd.edu> walrus@bessel.umd.edu (Grig Larson) writes:
}1- Leno's Tonight Show shot down in quality immediately after he took over.
}   Now, I know their budget was cut by 60% when NBC hired them after Carson
}   Prod left with Johnny, but they could do better.  They went half-Arsenio
}   Hall, which makes the Carson veiwers mad, and they will turn it off, and
}   the Arsenio fans will watch Arsenio.  They lost a lot of identity.

	I don't agree with that at all. I hate Arsenio, he's not funny at all.
(there was some famous person who said "I keep watching Arsenio.. He might
say something funny once and I'll miss it")

	Leno's changes are really good... he couldn't just keep doig the 
same ol' show.. he had to customize it for himself.
-- 
/unknown@ucscb.ucsc.edu   used ADB trackball WANTED          Apple II Forever!\
\Mail me:Get INFOCOM GAMES RERELEASED for //s, ULT VI GS done,for UNIX GS info/
What the world needs now is another folk singer like I need a hole in my head.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: russ@math.okstate.edu (Horatio "Random" Hellpop)
Subject: Re: Thoughts...
Organization: Aggie? What precisely is an Aggie?
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 16:41:34 GMT

In <1992Aug31.064855.13393@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:

>scd@cs.brown.edu (Sudden Creative Disturbance) writes:

>] --
>] 	Comedy.  Sudden, violent comedy.
>] 
>] 


>kindred spirit. aw right.

>didja get yer uniform yet?

>BoB
>teCh
>i HaTE having to tract down stray clones

I just want to point out that I've never been accused of being a clone by
BoBteCh.

Never.

-Random
(he's afraid of mom, clearly)

-- 
Russ "Random" Smith
+----===Comedy!  Sudden, violent comedy!===-----------russ@okstate.edu--------+
|  Godfather of the Random Gang; Diplomat of the Brotherhood of Evil MUDders  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
From: dolan@xenon (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: John Heim - sufferer of t.b envy
Date: 29 Aug 92 00:42:34 GMT

Thorne Kontos sez:

> Guessing your childhood was spent blissfully milking barnyard animals

Mostly of the Y chromosome variety, no doubt.

Kent, the man from xanth.
--
<dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: A Neologism
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 21:57:47 GMT

sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
: 
: Literatify - to create an adjective from a literary character or
: object.
: 
: 
: Here are literafisms I have collected, can anyone think of others?

"Literafisms" is not particularly consistent with "Literatify", but be that as
it may...

: pollyanna
: quixotic
: lilliputian
: pecksniffian
: panglossian
: herculean
: narcissism
: pandora's box
: hermetic
: faustian

"malapropism" is the only one I can think of offhand...unless you include the
widespread use of "romeo".

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"Been there, done that
 Been there, don't want to go back"  --Brian Eno & John Cale
Current Album--Lou Reed:Berlin
Current Read--Timothy Findley:Not Wanted On The Voyage
From: dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Periodicity Jumps The Track
Date: 1 Sep 92 23:28:32 GMT

Larne Pekowsky poses a conundrum ending:

>Q: How many of us are there?

To which Cyclops misreplies:

>One - Rictus Hep.

Typical revisionist newbie crap.

Remember.

Engrave it on your tonsils with a red hot poker if it helps you think.

We are all Rich Rosen.

Kent, the man from xanth.
--
Proud owner of an actual personal email flame from the genuine Rich
Rosen himselves. Yes, I go back that far here. Those bits have been
welded in place 0n my hard drive, so that I can show them to my
grandchildren, if any of my spiteful children turn out straight.
--
<dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless,alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade