From: prem@cs.montana.edu (M.P.Premkumar)
Subject: RETURN OF CRAZY THIEVES -- NAADAGAM -- FIRST HALF THE ENTIRE SCRIPT
Organization: Dept. of Computer Science, MSU, Bozeman Mt 59717
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 14:38:10 GMT

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       	         RETURN  OF  CRAZY  THIEVES -- NAADAGAM 

		     IYATRIYAVAR  --  CRAZY MOHAN

          SCT ANBARGALUKKAGA THOGUTHALIPPAVAR  --  M.P.PREMKUMAR

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Thaatha: Mythili sooda oru cup kaappi kondaamma. Aamaam intha Madhu payal enga 
kaaNOm ?

Mythili: Inthaappa coffee. Avan ennavo type adichindrukkaan. 

Ramanujam : Endi Mythili ennoda belt engadi ? Naanum kaalailernthu thedindrukkEn
kaana vEyille....

Mythili: Ennaa unga belt arunthu poiduthu. Innikku saingaalam varum bOthu vEra 
belt vaangindu vaango.

Ramanujam: Ennadhu arunthu poidutha ? Endi kaalangaalaile ippadi gunda thookki 
pOdriye. Naan eppadi office pOrathu ippo ?

Thaatha: MappiLlai En ippO kOchikkarEL ? Naan pudhusa oru belt vaangi tharen 
kavalai padaatheengo. POna Deepavalikke mothiram kEtteer thara mudiyale...

Ramanujam: Mothirathukku bathile thaan beltaa ? 

Thaatha: [vazhinthukonde]Ethavathu oNNu thaan.

Ramanujam: Naan pant'E pOttukkaame office pOvene thavira, neenga vaangik kodutha
beltai pOttukkave maatten.

Thaatha: Pant'E pOttukkame pona asingama irukkum. Ennadi ithu Mythili maappiLLai
ippadi pitha pOittaar.

Ramanujam: Aaaa... idhu idhu idhu. Sariyaana asadudi ithu. Belt illame naan 
eppadi ippo office pOrathu. Naan Set Bank of India Manager theriyumolliyO ?

Thaatha: Oru naaL thaane maappiLLai beltukku bathila sanal kayira kattikongo.

Ramanujam: Sanal kayira. Sanal kayir kattikka naan enna sakkarai pottalamaa? 
Sariyaana ..... sari Mythili Madhu enga kanom. Kaalailernthu naanum pakkaren 
aaLaiye kanomE ? Kooppidu avanai..

Mythili: Avan type adichundirukkaan. Madhu Madhu ungappa koopidaraar paru.

Madhu: [type adikkum baavanaiyudan vanthu kondu]Amma enna disturb pannathe. Naan
type writingle guinness record paNNa pOren. I will stand on my own hands.

Ramanujam: Athu sari. Enda pOna maasam type writing exam ezhidhiniye enna aachu.

Thaatha: Madhu lower pass paNNittaan. Ini upper than baakki.

Ramanujam: Athu Apparum ille Sundararum ille ..... lower'kappuram higher Oi.

Thaatha: Ennamo onnu B.A mathiri ezhu ettu tharam ezhuthaama iruntha sari.

Mythili: Aamam type adichi enna puNNiyam. Neenga type writerukku bathilaa oru
harmonium vaangi koduthirunthaa aandavan puNNiyathile oru periya music director
aayiruppaan.

Ramanujam: Kizhichaan.

Madhu: Aana appa vaangi kodutha type writerum harmonium mathiri nalla satham 
poduthu. Ezhuthuthaan varathille.

Mythili: Ennaa Madhuve unga Bankule izhuthu pOttukkongaLen.

Ramanujam: Izhuthuppottkka athu enna Burma agathigaL mugaama ? Etho petha 
kadanukku oru kalyanathai paNNi vechudaren. Marubadium cinema dramannu suthinaan
-na belt pinjidum jaagrathai.

Thaatha: MaapiLlai enna Madhuvukku Kalyaanam panni vekka pOreLa sollave illiye

Ramanujam: Aamaam.

Mythili: Enna Madhuvukku kalyanama ? engitte kooda sollaliye ?

Ramanujam: Ungitte ethukkudi sollanum. Avan empuLlai naan avanukku eppa veNumna 
KalyaNam paNNi veppen.

Thaatha: Adhuvum correct thaane.

Amma: Avan unga PuLlaiya irukkalaam aana pathu maasam somanthava naaanu.

Thaatha: Adhuvum correct thaane.

Ramanujam: Nee pathu maasam sumanthirukkalaam aana avan padippukku paNam 
selavazhichavan naan.

Thaatha: Adhuvum correct thaane.

Mythili: Neenga paNam selavazhichirukkalaam aana soru pottava naanu.

Thaatha: Adhuvum correct thaane.

Madhu: Antha soru samaikka ration kadaile ninnu arisi vaangi vanthathu naanunnu 
nee sollu. Arisiyile Kallu porukkanthu naanunnu nee sollu.  UngaLukku
piLLaiya porandhadha vida antha ration kadakkaaranukke poranthirukkalaam.

Thaatha: Adhuvum correct thaane.

Madhu: Thaathaaaa !!

Ramanujam: Sarida Madhu. Dho paar naan unakku kalyaanam panrathunnu mudivu 
panniten.  Nee enna solre.

Madhu:[vekkathudan] Athukkennappa avasaram. IppathaanEpaa B.A padikka aarambichi
-rukkEn... oru aarEzhu varusham padikka vEnaamaa ?

Ramanujam: Dai naan retire aavarukkuLle unakku kalyaanam pannanumnu thaan. 
Inga paru naan sila peNgaloda photos vachirukken pidikkuthaannu paathu sollu.

Madhu: PeNgaLoda photoslaam nee ethukku pocketle vachindrukke. Amma gavani.

Ramanujam: Dai thamaash podhum intha anju photo vai paaru.

Madhu: Entha poNNume pidikkalEnna ?

Ramanujam: Vere anju PeNgaLoda photo kondu varen.

Madhu: Empaa PeNgaL photo enna anjanja engaayavathu kooru katti vikkaraangaLa ?
athenna anjanja kondu varenre nee ?

Ramanujam: Dai dai time waste paNName seekiram paathu sollu. Inthaa.

Madhu: [oru photovai paarthu vittu] Intha poNNukku pallE sariyilleppa.

Ramanujam: Pallukkenna. Ava vaiye moodindu thaane irukkaa.

Madhu: Pallu sariyille athanaale thaan vayai moodindirukkaa. PoNNu per enna ?

Ramanujam: Lalli.

Madhu: Ava appan kitte solli Lallindra perukku bathilaa Pallinnu per vekka sollu

Ramanujam: Sari sari adutha photovai paaru.

Madhu: Intha poNNukku mookkE sariyille.

Ramanujam: Mookkukku ennada setha koormaiya irukku.

Madhu: Setha illappa blade aala seevi vitta maathiri irukku.

Ramanujam: Sari intha photovai paaru.

Madhu: Intha poNNukku muzhiyE sariyillappa. PhotoliyE sight adikkaraa.

Ramanujam: Enna kaNNu oru maathiri irukku.

Madhu: Oru mathiri illappa onRai mathiri irukku.

Ramanujam: Sari sari intha photvai paaru. Ithu en close friend 
Vaithayanaathanudaya PoNNu.

Madhu: Matha poNNungaLukkaavathu mookkO muzhiyO thaan sariyille intha poNNukku
moonjE sariyille.

Ramanujam: Dai pudikkalenna pudikkalennu sollu adhukkaaga ooraampetha 
poNNaiyellam kurai sollindirukkathe.

Madhu: Nee en ooraampetha poNNu photo ellam engitte kattare ? Azhagaa namma 
uravukkaara poNNu photovai kaambikka vEndiyathu thaane ?

Ramanujam: Namma uravule yaaruda pakkara maathiri irukkaa ?

Madhu: Amma gavani.

Mythili: Mmmm. Ippadi suthi vaLaichi pEsa vEndaam. NEraave sollungo. 

Ramanujam: Enakkennadi bayam. Mayavaruthule irukkira ungaNNan poNNungaLai pathi 
thaan solren.

Thaatha: Yaarudi athu Mythili Mayavarathule enakku theriyaame unakku oru aNNa ?

Madhu: Thaathaaa !!! Military Madhavan....

Thaatha: O en puLLai. Maranthu poiduthudaa.

Ramanujam: Nalanji poNNu photo ellam kambichEn pudikkalEnnitte. NaLaikku vEra 
photos kondu varen. Paathu pudichirukkaanu sollanum. Nee mattum sarinnu sonna 
naan matha vElaiyellam paathukkuvEn.

Madhu: Nee kalyanam paNNikarengiriyaa ?

Ramanujam: Elai Elai unakku thaanda kalyanam paNNi vekkarEnrEn. Sari sari 
ozhunga oru mudivu paNNi vai. Kalyaanam vEndaam athu ithunnE ... belt pinjirum 
jaakrathai.

Madhu: Nee ippadi solli solli thaan ippo belt pinjiduthu.

Ramanujam: Ayyo naan ippo eppadi office pOrathu. Sari adjust paNNikkalaam.

Madhu: Amma .. Thaatha appa pOittaarannu paarungo.

Thaatha: Pante kayile pudichindE pOittaar. Koopidattumaa ? 

Madhu: AiyO koopidaathe. Naan en kalyana vishayama oru mukkiyamaana uNmaya solla
pOren.

Mythili: Endaa ivvaLavu naazhi ungappa irundhare avarandaye solliyirukkalaame.

Madhu: Solliyirukkalaam dhaan. Aana innoru "belt pinjirukkum".

Thaatha: Sari sari enna vishayamnu sollu.

Madhu: Amma .. Thaatha, appa nalanju peNgaLoda photavellam kambichharE avangaLe
ennaala kalyaanam paNNikka mudiyathu, Enna ....

Thaatha: Anjum illedaa madaiyaa, Ethaavathu oNNu thaan. 

Madhu: ONNenna Oraayiram peNgaLoda photos kanbichaalum naan pidikkathunnu thaan 
solluvEn

Thaatha: Paiyan suthivaLaichu enga varrannu theriyarrthaa ?

Madhu: Thaathaakku purinjudthu.

Thaatha: Enga varaannu theriyarrthaaa ?

Madhu: Thaathakku purinjudthu.

Mythili: Sari ennannu sollitholaiyEn.

Thaatha: Mayavarathule irukkanE ungaNNan Military Madhavan, avanoda anji(5) 
poNNungaLLe oNNa kattikkarenraan. Madhu correct thaane ?

Madhu:  Military Madhavan enna Major General ManekshaawE poNNu koduthaalum naan
vENNannu thaan solluvEn. 

Thaatha: Appa kalyanamE paNNikka mattEnnnu solriyaa ?

Madhu: Appadiyellaam solliduvEnaa ... Namma kulam thazhaikkavEndaamaa ?

Thaatha: Enna kulam enna kothram daa.

Mythili: Dai Madhu nee solla vandha vishayathai sollu da.

Madhu: Amma, thaatha...Naan oru poNNe love panrEn ........

Thaatha: Athellaam saridaa. Nee love paNrathukkum un kalyaanathukkum enna 
sambandham.... AAAA ennadhu lovvaa. ennadi ithu Mythili ivan ippadi gunda thooki
podraan. MappiLLai kEttarna beltum kaiyuma narasimmavatharama nikaapporaar.

Mythili: Endaa avaa enna jaadhi enna madham ?

Madhu: Ava vEra madhammaa.

Mythili: VEra madhamnaa ?

Thaatha: VeLLakkaaRaLo ?

Madhu: VeLLakkaraa ille anaa ava madhamdhaan iva madhamum.

Thaatha: Moodhevi sariyaa sollitholayenda.

Madhu: Naan love panre ponnu oru christian. PEru Janaki!!!!!!!

Mythili: Janakiyaa ? PEru indhu madhappEraa thaane irukku.

Madhu: S.Janaki. Antha "S"la thaan problemE. 

Thaatha: "S" ava initial. Avanga appa per "S"la start aagum.Adhule poi problem' 
nu solriyE. Ava appa peru sangadamO ?

Madhu: Aiyo thaatha. Ava pEru Stella Janaki!!!

Thaatha: Ennada idhu peru "STELLA JANAKI" "BILLA RANGA" maadhiri irukkudaa.

Mythili: Konja naazhi summa irungoLen. Dai Madhu avaLoda appa per ennada ?

Madhu: Appa peru Jesudoss. Inga thaan Mylaporele bakery vachindrukkaar.

Thaatha: Aiyaye ennadhu rotti kadaikaranaa ? Dai idhellaam sariye illada. Dai
avLa unakku evvaLavu naaLaa da theriyum ?

Madhu: Oru moonu maasama theriyum.

Thaatha: AvvaLavu thaane. Dai maranthudraa.

Madhu: Thaatha evvaLavu easyaa enna marandhuda sollittE nee. Enga kaadhal onnum
avvaLavu saadhaarana Kaadhal  ille. Dheiveega Kaadhal.

Thaatha: Dheiveega Kaadhalnaa ? Enna neeyum avaLum vedham padichundu, bible 
padichundu kaadhal paNNeLa ?

Madhu:  Thaatha gEli pannadhE. IvvaLavu naaLa Oyaama type adichundirundhEnE 
adhellam type writing lessons ille. ellaam love letters. Ennavo theriyale ma
enakku avaLe konja naaLaagathaan theriyum aanaalum enakKu avaLe vittu irukka
mudiyale

Mythili: Adhallaam sarida. Ungappavukku ithu theriyumO ?

Madhu: Che appaavellaam pakkathule vechindu yaarum love paNNa maattaa.

Mythili: Idhukkallaam avar othukkanumE.

Madhu: Appa engamma idhukkallaam othukka pOraru. Avarukku theriyaame kalyanam
senjukkardhunnu mudivu pannitten. Naan Janakiye innikki namma veettukku varachol
li irukken. Nee avaLa paaru apparum unakkE romba pudichidum.

Mythili: Enakku ungappaave ninaichaathaan bayamma irukku. Avar enna paNNuvaarnu
theriyalaiye..

Madhu: Kavalaippadathema appakkenna naalu belt vaangikkodutha ok'Nruvaar.

Thaatha: Ramanujam enna paNNuvarnu naale vaarthaiyile sollava ?

Madhu: Enna paNNuvaarunre nee ?

Thaatha: Siluvaiyile vachu aRaivaar !!!!!!

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Madhu: Janaki vaa vaa. Valadhu kaalai eduthu vachi vaa. Indha valadhu kaal 
eduthu vachi varra pazhakkamlaam undaa ungaLukku ?

Janaki: Indha kEli thaane vEnaandrathu.NaangaLum valadhu kaiyale thaan sappidrom

Madhu: Naan edathu kaiyonnu nenaichen.

Janaki: Idho parungo Madhu ella madhamum oNNu thaan. EngaLukku Christ ungaLukku
Krishnar. Rendu perume maadu meichannga. Enga kudumbathile madha vithiyaasame
kidaiyadhu. Enga amma hindu engappa christian. Rendu pErum love paNNi dhaan
kalyanam paNNikittaanga.

Madhu: NammaLa maadhirinnu sollu. Athu sari unakkeppadi Stella Janakinnu per
vechaanga ?

Janaki: Enga appavoda amma peru Stella, enga ammavoda amma peru Janaki - naan
Stella Janaki.

Madhu: OhO. Janaki namakku kozhandai poranthaa enna pEr vekkarathu ?

Janaki: [kObathudan] Adhukku enna avasaram ippo ?

Madhu: Enna nee velaiyadre.Ippave pEr vecha thaan naaLaikku LKG admission vaanga
application podalaam. Naattu nelamai theriyame pesariyE. Sari ippadi vachippom:
paiyan poRanthaa Ramayesu!!!

Janaki: Adhenna Ramayesu ?

Madhu: Engappa  per Ramanujam ungappa per Yesudoss. Namma paiyan peru Ramayesu.
Adhaiye engappa enga vazhakkappadi Ramaseshunnu koopituppaar.

Janaki: Engappa eppadi koopiduvaar ?

Madhu: Ungappa edhukkaaga kooppidanum. Ungappaan rottik kadaikkaaran. Onnum
koopidavendaam. Ellaam engappa kooppitta podhum.

Janaki: Sari ennai edhukkaaga innikku unga veettukku koopittEL ?

Madhu: Namma kalyana vishayathappathi enga amma kittEyum thaatha kittEyum solliy
-irukken. Nee avanga rendu pEraiyum nalla gavanikkanum puriyuthaa ? Particularaa
enga thaathavai nalla gavani. Nee avarukku janni varra aLavukku ice vekkanum.

Janaki: Enna Madhu yaaraiyumE kaanOm ?

Madhu: Avaa rendu perum kadaikku pOyirukka. Setha nazhiyile vandhuruvaa.

Janaki: Enakku romba bayamaa irukkku. Ungappa kittE namma kalyana vishayathai
pathi sollittELa ?

Madhu: Aiyaiyo avarkitte naan solluvEnaa. Beltaalaiye aRaivaar. Idathu kannathil
adichaa valathu kannathai kaaminnu nee sollalaam.Idho paarumaa engappa Yesu ille
mannikaradhukku,avar sariyaana loosu. Naan kannathai maari maari kamichindruppen
avarum oru chairai pottu ukkaandhundu paLaar paLaarnu aRanjinde iruppaar.

Janaki: Ungappavukku enna paNNa poreL ?

Madhu: Avarai oNNum paNNa mudiyathu. Mandaiyaip pottaarnaa koLLi vekka vEndiyath
-uthaan. Mathappadi oNNum paNNa mudiyaathu.

Janaki: EnnamO Madhu enakku bayamma irukku.

Madhu: Chee bayappadaathe nee. Engamma, thaatha rendu pEraiyum nee namma katchik
-ku izhuthiteenna podhum, apparum kavalaiyE ille. Nee enna panre, vasalle poi 
nillu. Avaa vandhappuaram neeyaa varra mathiri vaa. Puriyudhaa ?

Janaki: Sari Madhu.

Madhu veetukkulle poga Janaki vaasalil kaathirukkiraaL.

Mythiliyum, thaathavum varugiraargaL.

Mythili: Innikku thaan ava varra.

Thaatha: Avanna yaaru ?

Mythili: Adhaampa Madhu love panraanE ava. Ava pEr enna Stella Marys Janaki yaa?

Thatha: Adhu Stella Marys Janakiyum ille Queen Marys Janakiyum ille. Maattup 
poNNu pErai sariya sollitholai.

Mythili: Sari nee thaan sollitholaiyEn.

Thaatha: [vazhindhu konde] Stella Janaki.

Mythili: Aiyo podhum vazhinjadhu. Naan uLLe poi kaappi pottundu varen. Ava 
vandhaa ennai kooppidu.

Thaatha: Sari sari nee po.

Janaki uLLE varugiraaL.

Thaatha: Vaammaa .... yaaru nee.

Janaki: Naan Madhuvoda ........

Thaatha: Vuttru vuttru vuttru. Naan purinjundEn. Intha stagele unakkum Madhuvukk
-um uLLa uravai sollrathu kashtam thaan.

Janaki: Neenga dhaan Madhuvoda appaavaa ?

Thaatha: Madhuvoda appaavaa ? Naan Madhuvoda thaatha. Grandfather.

Janaki: UngaLukku evvaLavu vayasirukkum ?

Thaatha: Sashtiyaptha poorthi ayiduthu. Aruvathu vaysukkappuram vayasai nyabagam
vachikkarathu anaavasiyamnu nenaikkiravan naan. 

Janaki: UngaLappaathaa aruvathu vayasunnE solla mudiyale. Oru ambathu ambathiren
-du irukkalaam. Athaan Madhuvoda appaavaannu ketten.

Thaatha: Ninnundrikkiyama uLLe vandhu ukkaru. Ullu kutti uchu uchu. 

Janaki: Naan mattum ungaLe bEtti kaaNa vandhaa en mudhal keLvi ungaLode iLamai
ragasiyam ennannu thaan kEppEn.

Thaatha: [perumidhathudan] Beema pushti lEggiyam thaan. Ennadaa ivvaLavu naaL
sappidarom effecte illaiyEnnu paathen. Iru iru Madhuvoda ammavai koopidaren.
Mythili yaar vandhrukkaannu paaru. Rendu kaapiyaa konda.

Mythili: [vandhu konde] vaamma vaa vaa. Nee thaan Stella Janakiyaa ?

Janaki: Indhaangamma poovu.

Mythili: Unga ithule intha poo vachikkara vazhakkamlaam undaa ?

Janaki: Enakku undu.

Thaatha: ProblamE over. Madhu iva kazhuthule thaali katta koduthu vachirukkanum.

Janaki: Thank you sir.

Thaatha: Enna sir morunnu. Summa thaathannE kooppidu. Madhuvukku thaathanna 
unakkum thaatha thaan.

Janaki: UngaLe thaathaannu koopidave manasuvarle.

Thaatha: Thiruppiyum nee antha iLamai ragasiyathukkE variyaa ? Aanaalum ennai
thaathaanne koopidu. Thaathaannu koopidu.

Mythili: Aiyo appa. Konja naazhi summa iren. Naan thaan Mythili Maduvoda amma.

Janaki: Engamma peru Maithreyi appa peru Yesudoss, christian.
 
Mythili: Madhu ellaam sonnaan. Emmaa ungappa ennapannindrukkar ?

Janaki: Bakery vachindrukkaar.

Thaatha: Emmaa intha bread sappitta odambukku romba nallathaamE nejammaavaa ?

Janaki: Neenga mattum arisikkubathil thinamum raathiri bread saappittu parungo
appuram naan ungaLe parthEnna naappathu vayasunnu thaan solluvEn.

Thaatha: Ennamma nee pOra pOkka paathaa en vayase korachundE poi naan porakkavE
illEnnu solliduve polirukkE. Ullu kutti uchu uchu.

Mythili: Appa pothum pothum. Emmaa ungappavukkum ammavukkum love marriageaamE ?

Thaatha: Amaam Yesudossukkum Maithreyikkum jaadhagap porutham paarthu kalyanam
panninaa. Seemai mandu maathiri pEsariye. ARivirukka unakku ?

Janaki: Chee paavam periyavanga edho theriyaathanama sollittaanga.

Thaatha: Ennathu periyavangaLa ? Mythili en poNNu maa. Ava ennavida vayasule
chinnava. AvaLe periyavangannu solra aLavukka naan younga irukkEn ?

Janaki: YEtho oru pEchikku sonnEn. 

Mythili: Emmaa yEdhaavadhu sappidriyaa ?

Janaki: VEnammaa. Naan veLiyile edhuvum sappidrathillai.

Thaatha: ULLe azhaichundu poi kudendi.

Janaki: Aamaam avar engE ?

Thaatha: Avarnaa yaaru Madhuvaa ? Summa pEr solliyE kELumma. Intha kalathile
purushanai pEr sollik koopidaradhu thaan fashion. Summa Madhunne koopidu.

Mythili: Madhu Madhu. Inga paar yaar vandhirukkaannu.

Madhu: [vandhukkonde] aang. Aiyaiyo naan avaLe varachollale avaLaa thaan vanthaa
Stella ithu thaan Janaki. Chee.. Janaki ithuthaan Stella. Aiyo...

Mythili: Pothundaa niruthu. Naan avaLode ivvaLavu naazhi pesindirunthen. Enakku
avaLe romba pudichuppochu.

Thaatha: Enakkum thaan. Ava kazhuthile thaali kattrathu en poruppu.

Madhu: AiyO thaathaa !!!!

Thaatha: Dai unakku thaanda sonnEn.

Madhu: Thaatha intha vishayathule mattum nammaLukku thagaraarE vara koodaathu.

Thaatha: Dai ennada abishtu mathiri pesindu. Appadiyallam sollathe nee. Asingam.
Emmmaa enna padichirukke nee ?

Janaki: B.A

Thaatha: Passaa ?

Janaki: Mmmm...

Thaatha: Yai paassaandi  passaandi ....

Madhu: Enna passaandi. En pass pannak koodaathaa ?

Thaatha: IlliyE pass agalaiye.

Madhu: Ellaarum nammaLai maadhiriyaa ?Ellaam avaLukkum theriyum naan B.A anju 
varushama padichundrukkEnnu.

Janaki: Kavalaip padatheengo kalyaanam aana kaiyoda avarai B.A pass paNNa 
vekkarathu en poruppu.

Thaatha: Mudiyungire ?

Janaki: Jesus mEle nambikkai vachi ethu seidhaalum athu veenaavaathu. Enna
Jesus never fails.

Thaatha: But your Madhu always fails !!!!

Mythili: Dai Madhu enakku ivaLe romba pidichuduthu da. Iva kaile savik kothai
kodukka naan ippave ready. Aana ungappa kitteyum oru vaarthai kettukko da.

Madhu: Aiyo. Appaakku mattum intha vishayam therinjuthu kaakavalippu vandha 
madhiri kudhippaar. Apparum nee saavikkothai avar kaile kodukka vendiyirukkum. 
Sari Janaki engappa vara nEramaiyuduthu. Nee veetukku po. Naan unne apparum
vanthu meet panren. Ok.

Janaki: Sari Madhu. Poittu varemmaa poittu varen sir.

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Thaatha: Dai Madhu ungappaavukku ennadaa paNNa porE ?

Madhu: Adhukkaagathaan innikku namma Cheenuvai varcholliyirukkEn.

Thaatha: Avan edhukku. Edhaavadhu oLari veppaan.

Madhu: Ille thaatha. Avan appa kitte vandhu thaan oru christian poNNai love
panradhaagavum avaLaiye kalyaanam pannikkrathaagavum solvaan. Appa idhai kEttu
sari nadanthadhu nadanthu pochu paravayillennu sonnarnaa, adhe saakka vachi naan
ennoda love vishayathai solliduven. Eppadi ?

Thaatha: MaappiLLai manasai matharathu avvaLavu easy ille. Aamaam idhu ennada
hand bag inge ?

Madhu: Aangh handbag.

Thaatha: Dai idhu andha poNNu Janakiyodathu daa. Enna paNrathu ippo ?

Madhu: Naan adhai udane poi avaLandai koduthidren. Appaa vandha nee samaaLi.Ok

Ramanujam varugiRaar

Madhu: Thaatha appa vandhuttaar samaaLi.

Ramanujam: Enna enna samaaLi'nnu kathindE Odaraan.

Thaatha: Onnum ille maapiLLai, innikki TV'le savaalE samaaLi. Hindi cinema.

Ramanujam: Oi adhu tamizh cinemanna ?

Thaatha: Adhaiye thaane naanum sonnEn. [Janaki varugiRaaL] adhu adhu vandhu
adhukkuLLe iva varaLE. Ennamma ....

Ramanujam: Neer summa irum. Emmaa nee vandhu vandhu....

Janaki: Adhu vandhu....

Thaatha: Naan solrEn. Naan sonna kEkkamatteLa. Naan sonna kEkkamaatteLa ?

Ramanujam: Emmaa nee bakery vachundirukkarE Jesudoss avar poNNu thaanE ?

Janaki: Aamaam ungaLukku eppadi theriyum ?

Ramanujam: Iravathanji varushamaa Mylapore'le irundhundu Jesudoss'e theriyaathva
iruppaaLO. Sari nee aenge inge vandhE ?

Janaki: [Thayangikkonde] Naan vandhu ennoda hand bagai vachuttu poittEn...

Ramanujam: Adheppadi inge vandhadhu ?

Thaatha: Naan solrEn. Naan sonna kEkkamaatteLa. Naan sonna kEkkamaatteLa. 
Pommanaatti sonna thaan kEppeLaa ?

Ramanujam: Sari sollitholaiyum.

Thaatha: [Vazhindhu kondE] Yosichi solla vEnaama ?

Ramanujam: Intha poNNoda hand bag inga eppadi vandhudhu ?

Thaatha: Naan kaalangarthaale ivaa bakerykku pOnEnaa ....

Ramanujam: Neer edhukku kaalangaarthaale ivaa bakerykku pOneer ?

Thaatha: EdhukkO pOnEnE... Aaangh bread bread. Bread vaangap pOnEn. 
 
Ramanujam: Pachai breaddaa ?

Thaatha: Ille brown bread..

Ramanujam: Neer edhukku kaalangarthaale bread vaangap pOneernu kEkkaren ?

Thaatha: Doctor enna dhinamum bread sappida sonnaarE ..

Ramanujam: Doctor edhukku ungaLai dhinamum bread saappida sonnaar ?

Thaatha: Illaiye naan dhaanE avar kitte kEttEn, Doctor doctor bread sappidalaama
-annu. Avar adhukku, idhappOi engitte kEkkareLe bread thaane saapidungO'nnaar.

Ramanujam: Neer edhukku dhinamum bread sappidalaamaannu kEtteer modhalle idhu 
enakku therinjaaganum ippO.

Thaatha: Naan bread saappiduvEn nai biscuit saapiduven porai saapiduven ..
umakkennavOi. [Janakiyai paarthu] Emma inge enna keerikkum paambukkum sandaiya 
vudraa ? Po pa pa..

Janaki hand bagai eduthuk kondu poividugiraaL.

Ramanujam: Sari neer kaalaile bread vaangap pOneer, apparum ?

Thaatha: Naan kaalaile bread vaanga avaa bekarikku pOnEnaa, appo ennnoda ladies
hand bagai ange vachittu vandhuttEn.

Ramanujam: Ummoda ladies hand bag ???

Thaatha: Ladies hand bag'unna sonnEn. AzhichudungO. Purse. Ennoda purse' ange
vachittu vandhutten. Adhai kodukkarudhukku ava inga vandhaaLaa, appo avaLoda
hand bagai inge vachuttu poittaa. Adhai kodukka Madhu ponaana,.. Ennai uttrungo
maappiLLai intha veLayaattukku naan varalai. Mythili oru cup kaappi kondaammaa..

Madhuvum Cheenuvum uLLe varugiraargaL.

Madhu: Vaada Cheenu. Engadaa vandhe ?

Cheenu: Nee thaanedaa varachonnE...

Madhu: Saridaaa..Appa Cheenu vanthirukkaampaa.

Ramanujam: Theriyarthu daa. Un friend cheenu. Eppavum unnodaiye suthindiruppaan.

Madhu: Appa yaaruppaa adhu namma vaasalle oru poNNu pOraa ?

Ramanujam: Adhu vera yaarum illeda. Bakery vachundirukkarE Jesudoss avroda poNNu

Madhu: Yaaruppaa. Bekariyile chootigaiya, thuruthurunnu, Mahalakshmi mathiri oru
poNNU iruppaaLe avaLaaaaa ?

Ramanujam: PoNNu ennamO smart thaan. Aanaa family sutha mOsam daa.

Madhu: En En En ?

Ramanujam: Enakku Jesudossai oru iravathu varushamaa theriyum. Avan paazhaap
pOna love marriage'naale uravukkaara ellaaraiyum bagachindu uruppadaama pOittaan

Cheenu: Adhule oNNum thappillaiye saar.

Ramanujam: [kaattamaaga] Edhule thappille ?

Madhu: Summa irudaa. Ippa thaane vandhe. Manappaadam senjathellaam oppikka idhu
enna examination haalaa ? Nee solluppaa..

Ramanujam: AdhulErnthu yaaraavathu love givvunnu pesinale beltaale veLasalaam
pOle irukku.

Cheenu: Naan varendaa Madhu.

Madhu: Summa irendaa. Appa Cheenu un kitte ennavO kEkka asaipadraan...

Cheenu: Madhu solli thaan naan kEkkaren.

Madhu: Illeppaa. Avan en kitte kEttaan. Naan thaan endaa en kitte kEkkare 
engappa kitte kELu, nalla vidhamaa advice paNNuvaar, belt'aalellaam adikka
maattaarnu sonnEn.

Ramanujam: Sari ennadaa vishayam ?

Cheenu: Onnum ille sir. Naan oru poNNai love panren.

Ramanujam: Mmmm.IdhE vaarthaiyai empuLLai Madhu solliyirunthaanna naan kudukkara
uthaile mun varisaippal athaniyum keezhE vizhundhrukkum.

Cheenu: AvvaLavu thaan sir. Naan varendaa Madhu.

Madhu: Summa irendaa. MEle solraa....

Cheenu: [thayangik konde] Andha poNNu ...... 

Ramanujam: [kObathudan] Adhaan nee love panRiye andhap poNNu...

Cheenu: Avasarap paduthaadheenga appuram kOrvaiyaa varaathu. Andhap poNNu vERa
jaathi sir. 

Madhu: Dai mundam engitte vERa madhamnittu ippa vERa jaathingriye daa.

Cheenu: Anngh. Andhap poNNu vERa madham sir.

Ramanujam: VERa madhamnaa ?

Cheenu: Dai ennadaa madham ?

Madhu: Endaa ellathaiyum engitteiye kEttundu.. Endaa Cheenu ava christianaaa ?

Cheenu: Aangh. Ava christian thaan. Peru Mumtaaz....

Ramanujam: Mumtaaz.... Muslim pEranna irukku.

Cheenu: Mumtaaznaa sonnEn. Ille sir ava peru Mumtaaz ille. Ava pakkathu veettu
poNNu pEr thaan Mumtaaz.

Ramanujam: Adhai edhukku ippO modaiyaa en kitte sonne ?

Cheenu: Adhaane En ippO unga kitte sonnEn. Enakke theriyile. Idhap pathi enna
sir nenaikkireenga ?

Ramanujam: Idhe vaarthaiyai en puLLai madhu solliyirunthaanna, naan kudukkara
odhaile mun varisaip pall athaiyum keezhE vizhundirukkum.

Cheenu: Sir, mun varisaip pal Erkenave vizhundhaachu.

Ramanujam: Sari appa pin varisaip palnu vachukko.

Cheenu: En sir love panrathenna thappaa ?

Ramanujam: Ooran petha puLLaiya irukkiyEnnu paakkaren. Idhe em puLLaiya irunthaa
naan kudukkara odhaile ....

Madhu: Nee onnum paNNa mudiyaathu. Em pallellaam vizhundhu naan bokkaiyayachu.

Ramanujam: Pal settai pottu vittu odhaippen. Intha fellow'oda senthu love 
givvunnu suthine belt pinjirum jaakrathai.

Madhu: Appaa ...

Ramanujam: Ozhunga irukkap paaru.

Cheenu: Sarida Madhu naan vishyathukke varen.Sir ungappaiyan Madhu oru christian
poNNai love paNNindu vandhaa enna paNNuveenga ?

Ramanujam: Mannichiruven.

Cheenu: AvvaLavuthaan sir.

Madhu: Adhu pOrumpaa. Adhu pOrumpaa. Romba thankspaa.

Ramanujam: Aanaa mannikkarudhukku munnaadi, kaalle vizhundhu aaseervaatham 
vaanga vandhavangaLai.....

Madhu: Aangh. VaruvOme. VaruvOme..

Ramanujam: Tharaiyodu tharaiyaa sethu....

Madhu & Cheenu: Mmmm. Mmmm.

Ramanujam: Midhi midhi midhinnu midhippEn.

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Madhu Janaki veettukku chelgiraan

Madhu: Janaki.. Janaki.

Janaki: Vaanga Madhu. Ithu thaan enga veedu.

Madhu: Rotti vaasanai varumbothE nenaichen.

Janaki: Engappa bakery varaikkum poiyirukkaar.Innum konja nErathile vandhuduvaar

Madhu: Romba naaLa ungitte oNNu kekkanaumnu irunthEn. Aamaam intha bakery
vyaabaaram eppadi unga kudumbathukku vandhudhu.

Janaki: Enga kudumbathile parambarai parambaraiya bakery vyaabaaram thaan. 
Engappa, thaatha, avarukku appa ippadeennu.......

Madhu: Naan unga kadaile bread vaangumbOthe nenachEn, ennadaa ivvaLo pazhasa
irukkennu, I think unga thaatha kaalathule senja  bread'unnu  ninaikirEn.

Janaki: Sari pothum unga kindal. Namma kalyana vishyathai pathi ungappa kitte
sollitteengaLa. Sammatham tharuvaaraa ?

Madhu: Innum sollalai. Avar sammatham tharalenna enna, naan yaar ethirthaalum
un kazhuthule thaali kattarathunnu mudivu paNNitten.

Janaki: Madhu ippadi yaarukkum theriyaame kalyanam paNNikkarathu thappillaiyO ?

Madhu: Emma naama enna saarayamaa kaachapporom. Kalayanammaa. Adhellam thappe
ille.

Janaki: EnakkennavO bayamma irukku Madhu. Sari neenga irunga naan pOi ungaLukku 
kaappi pottundu varEn.

AppOthu Church Father Santhosham veettukku varugiraar.

Santhoham: [thanakku thaane] Church vishayamaa Jesodoss kitte pEsalaamnu vandhaa
Jesudoss'aiyum kaNOm, avar poNNu Stella'vaiyum kaaNOm. Inge oru thambi ukaanthun
-dirukke.... athu kitte pEchuk koduthu paappOm.

Santhosham: [Madhuvai nOkki] HalO .....

Madhu: HalO ....

Santhosham: En magaL Stella enge ?

Madhu: Stella unga magaLa ? Aamaam neenga yaaru ?

Santhosham: Paatha theriyale ? Naan thaan Father.

Madhu: Neenga thaan Stellavoda fatheraa ? VaNakkam Father. Glad to meet you.
Pleased to meet you. Janaki jaadai apppadiye irukku.

Santhosham: Nee nenaikkira father naan illEppa.

Madhu: Ongi aRaiven ippO. Stellavukku enna nalanju fatheraa irukkaanga ?

Santhosham: Thambi....

Madhu: Thambiyaavathu kimbiyaavathu. Azhagaa maappiLLainnu koopidunga. Naan unga
magaL Stellavai love paNren. Neenga thaan eppadiyaavathu enga kalyaanthai 
nadathi tharanum.

Santhosham: Thambi.. Stella en magaL ille.

Madhu: Enakkum avLukkum kalyanam senji vekka mudiyaathunnu solrathukku ippadi
indirectaa Stella en magaLille naan Stellavoda father illennu solreenga.

Santhosham: AiyO naan Stellavoda father illeppa. Naan Church Fatherpaa...

Madhu: Church Fatheraa ? You mean priestaa ? I am sorry father. Naan ungaLe
ennennavO pesittEn. Romba sorry Father.

Santhosham: Aandavan padaippule ellaarume en kuzhandhaigaL thaanpa...

Madhu: Appa ungappaavukkum neenga thaan fatheraa ? VinOdhamaa irukke..

Santhosham: Oh God !

Madhu: Oh God'ellaam pEsakkoodaathu. Athellaam pazhaiyaa padam illaiyaa. Tamizh
'le kooda uruvangaL Maaralaamnu eduthutaanga. Neenga ennai mannichittEnnu oru
vaarthai sollunga..

Santhosham: Aandavan sannithiyile ellaarukkum paava mannippu undu.

Madhu: Paava mannippukku enna Father, easyyaa video'le kedaikkum. Paava mannippu
Paasa Malar'laam pazhaiyaa padamillaiya ?

Santhosham: [sirithukkonde] Naughty! Naughty!

Madhu: Adade Father sirichuttaar enna mannichuttaar !

Santhosham: Aamaam un pEr ennappa ? Nee Jesudoss veetule eNNa paNNindirukke ?

Madhu: En pEr Madhu. Naan Stella Janaki'ye love panren Father. AvaLaiye kalyanam
paNNikkaavum aasaipadren Father. Neenga thaan Stella Janakiyoda appa Jesodoss
kitte solli intha kalyaanathai mudichi vekkanum.

Santhosham: Nee kavalaiye padatheppaa. Jesodoss'Oda veetule endha functionalum
naan thaan nadathi vaippEn. Un kalyanathaiyum naane nadathi vaikiren.

Madhu: Appa Jesudoss veetule enna kaariyamnaalum neenga vanthuruveengaLaa? Enga 
ithule ShasthrigaL mathiri unga ithule Father'nu sollungO.

Santhosham: Naughty! Naughty!

Madhu: Thank you! Thank you!

Santhosham: Appo naan varempaa. Stella kitte sollidu.

Madhu: Ok Father. UngaLai meet paNNathule romba santhosham.

Santhosham: By the by athaan en peru.

Madhu: Romba puthumaiya irukke ! Unga peru Romba Santhoshamaa ? R. Santhosham ?

Santhosham: AiyO Father Santhoshampaa...

Madhu: Oh F. Santhosham !

Santhosham: Verum Santhoshampaa...

Madhu: Oh V. Santhosham !

Santhosham: [thalaiyil adithuk kondu] Unnai thiruthave mudiyaathupaa.

Father Santhosham sendru vidugiraar. Janaki coffee'yudan varugiraaL.

Janaki: Enna Madhu yaarOda pesitiruntheenga ?

Madhu: Father Santhosham'nu oruthar. Avarai naan ungappaannu nenaichu ennennavO
pesi avarai kozhappittEn. Manushan vittaa pOrumnu Odittaar.

Jesudoss varugiraar.

Janaki: Idho engappaave vandhuttaare. Appa ivar unga kitte ennavo mukkiyamaana
vishayamaa pesanumnu romba nEramaa wait paNRaar.

Jesodoss: Naan thaan Stella'vOda father. Yennappaa vishayam.

Madhu: Sir en pEr Madhavan. Veetule chellamaa ennai Madhu'nu koopiduvaanga....

Jesudoss: Emmaa idhai solrathukkaa inthaaL ivvaLavu nEram wait paNNarnu sonne.

Madhu: [Jesudoss mudhugil "balamaaga" thatti] Bayangara thamash sir neenga.

Jesudoss: Adhukkaaga adikkallaam koodaathu. Sari enna vishayamnu sollu.

Madhu: Sir naanum unga magaL Stella'vum Ganesan Typewriting Institute'le oNNa
type kathukkarOm ......

Jesudoss: What neeyum en magaLum oNNa type kathukkireengaLaa ? Naan thaan 
avaLukku thaniyaa paNam kattrEnEpaa.

Madhu: [marubadiyum Jesudoss mudhugil "balamaaga" thatti] Bayangara thamash sir.

Jesudoss: InimE thamashe paNNa maattEn. Sari nee vandha vishayam enna adhai 
sollu modhalle.

Madhu: Sir naanum unga poNNu Stella'vum love paNROm.

Jesudoss: Sari idhuthaana nee solla vandha vishayam. Nee enna sollapOrennu naane
solrEn. Ennai kalyanam paNNi vekka solriyaa ?

Madhu: Sir udannE purinjundaar. Appo ungaLukku intha kalyanathule sammadhamaa ?

Jesudoss: Sammadham tharalenna enna paNNuvE ? En poNNai izhuthukunu oduve. Adhuk
-ku munnaale naane sammadham tharrathu better illaiyaa ?

Madhu: AiyaiyO Janaki adhellaam thappu. Ungappa sonnaathaan Odanum.

Jesudoss: Enna kalyanam paNNikka aasaipadaria. Ille kalyaaname nadanthaachaa ?
Aaseervadham mattum vEnumna sollu paNNidren.

Madhu: Che che appadiyellaam ille. Naan unga poNNai muRaiya kalyanam paNNikka
aasaip padren. Neenga thaan enga kalyanathai nalla padiyaa mudichu tharanum.
Apparum naanga hindu .... paravaayillaiyaa ?

Jesudoss: Dho paaruppaa Hindu, Indian Express edhuvaayirundhaalum paravaayillepa
en daughter'ukku ok'na enakkum ok thaan.

Madhu: Ippa neenga sonna thamaashukku appadiye aRaiyalaam pOla irukku.

Jesudoss: Sarippa edho love paNNiteenga. Kalyanathai mudichida vEndiyathuthaan.

Madhu: Kalyanathai simple'aa nadathidalaam sir.

Jesudoss: Simple'aanaa ?

Madhu: Yaarukkum theriyaame, oorukku odhukkuppuramaa, kaNkaaNaatha edathule 
kaadhum kaadhum vechaa madhiri ........

Jesudoss: Empaa nee jaillernthu thappi vantha kaithiyillaiye. Ennappa un pEchE
sariyillaiye. Yaarukkum theriyaakoodathunrE, kaNkaaNaatha edathule'nrE ......

Madhu: Ille sir enga uravule love marriage'na oru maadhiri paappaanga. Idhule
poNNu vera Christian'na kEkkavE vEnaam. Aadhaan

Jesudoss: Gumbal sEkka vEnaangare.

Madhu: Correct. Tukkunu kandupudicheetteengaLe. Neenga romba sharp sir.

Jesudoss: Adikkathe.... Sari kalyanathai eppadi nadathalaam're nee ?

Madhu: Unga pakkathule evvaLavu pEr iruppaanga ?

Jesudoss: Enakkennappa friends oru rendaaiyiram pEr iruppaanga .....

Madhu: Rendaaaiyaram pEraa ?!!! Friends'ellaam vEnaam sir....

Jesudoss: Velur'le engaNNaN irukkaampaa ....

Madhu: Idhukkaaga Velur'lernthu ungaNNaNai jaameen'la koottittu varanuma. 
Adhellaam venaam sir.

Jesudoss: En brother enna Velur'le jaillaiya irukkaannu nenaiche ?

Madhu: Illaiyaa ?

Jesudoss: Ange oru periya bakery vechirukaampaa.

Madhu: Kudumbame oru bakery kudumbam pOlirukku. 

Jesudoss: Ennappaa friends vEnaangare brother vEnaangare. Atleast naan varalaam
illiyaa ?

Madhu: Dhandam thaan. Irunthaalum neenga varaamalaa irukkap pOreenga. Sir innOru
vishayam. Intha kalyanam chikkanamaa irukkanumgirathukkaaga naan engappaa kitte
"appa nee kalyanathukalaam vara vEnaam. Naane adjust paNNikkarEn" appadeenuttEn.
Avarum ennai madhiriye think paNNi "sari"'nnuttaar.

Jesudoss: No No No No. Yaar varaattilum paravaiyilleppa, ungappaa illaame intha
kalyanam nadakkave nadakkaadhupaa.

Madhu: Appa engappaa vanthe aagaanum'nu solreenga ?

Jesudoss: Definite'aa

Madhu: Kavalap padaatheenga ungaLukku "oru" appaave naane azhachindu varEn. AppO
naan varEn sir. Janaki see you. Bye. 

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