HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,to.wasatch,misc.test
Summary: laugh damning
Keywords: pusicles
Reply-To: mr. wonderful
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 10:14:02 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

In <Sep14.014658.97425@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU writes:

> In article <1992Sep10.181928.1814@intacc.uucp> zerobeat@intacc.uucp (Ferenc Szabo) writes:
> >In article <Bu54C3.B0o@animal.er.bell.ca> sgordon@er.bell.ca (Steven Gordon) writes:
> >>In article <b-mn0bc.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>KNOCK KNOCK?
> >>>WHO'S THERE?
> >>>NEWBIE.
> >>>NEWBIE WHO?
> >>>SATAN.
> >>>
> >>Huh? I don't get it...
> >
> >Just be sure to tell your mom.....SATAN!
> 
> Not MY mom.  She'd go "Huh? I don't get it..."
	BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE GIVING IT TO HER. hmmmm, this requires some
sort or group action to correct the situation. 

          PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.		
	  	            WORK  :==  FUTURE
	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."
                         "feel free to feel me."
	 stream of consciousness writing is just like abstract art
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: RICHH: SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 02:03:55 GMT

In <Bu9uMx.33B@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>In article <79348@ut-emx.uucp>, zeus@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu writes:
>>But then again, who wants to date women who don't shave, wear tie-dyed
>>shirts with no bra, and only eat granola and tofu?

>I do.  Next, please.

What, you're done with the last one ALREADY?


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: The Pope's Nipples
Followup-To: alt.non.sequitur,alt.aquaria
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 22:17:02 GMT

In article <MJD.92Sep15164242@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Phosphor") writes:
>
>	KEEP THIS DOOR CLOSED AT ALL TIMES
>--
>
>                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
>Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

KEEP THIS FUCKING CRAP OUT OF TALK.BIZARRE AND INTO ALT.NON.SEQUITUR WHERE 
IT BELONGS.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "I'll eat anything that's BRIGHT BLUE!!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.music.misc
From: osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: Compilation tapes in my car, or, How My Taste Changed in Three Years
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,soc.women,rec.music.misc
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 23:41:03 GMT
Comments: Don't shoot - I don't want to be president!!


D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com> writes:

]> 1992 -- Side B:
]> -----------------------------------
]> Ecce Gratum [from _Carmina Burana_]
]> (Trad.)			 2:58

Trad.?  Carl Orff, I'd say.

--
oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824 
the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29730 alt.prose.d:200 alt.butt.harp:244 rec.puzzles:6132 bit.listserv.words-l:35721
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose.d,alt.butt.harp,rec.puzzles,bit.listserv.words-l
Subject: Re: RICHH:  PLOOK!
Date: 11 Sep 92 17:45:35 GMT
Followup-To: alt.butt.harp
Organization: t.b

richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
> asked him what the next line in the series was.  He looked it over,
> mixed me up a 'Purple Hooter'(his creation:  a kamikaze w/Cambered
> for those of you playing along at home
> Cambered = Chambord
> 
> RICHH
> --vodka
> --triple-sec
> --chambord
> --sour mix

     I'm playing along at home, Rich!  Hey, wanna
buy a bridge?  We can discuss the terms over a
Purple Hooter here in Tempe at Casey's.  Oh don't
worry, they know how to make them.  Paul very kindly
flew in from Philly about five years ago and dropped
off the recipe.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: Thanks CJ
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 00:08:56 GMT

In article <pp0g5qo@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>dodsodt2@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Don Dodson) writes:
>|For the record:  yes, I am against abortion.  I believe it is one of
>|the most terrible things a person can do to a woman.  
>
>And now we see what Duh's problem is:  he doesn't think women
>are persons.  He doesn't think they're capable of making their
>own decisions.
>
>Maybe it's just that he's never met a woman.  Can some male
>in Indiana introduce one to Duh, so he can get some first-hand 
>experience that women are human beings?  (Better stay close by,
>though, in case the shock makes Duh unstable.)
>
>---
>cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com	C J Silverio/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720
>"I am going tomorrow where I shall find a man who has not one agreeable
>quality, who has neither manner nor sense to recommend him.  Stupid men
>are the only ones worth knowing, after all."   Jane Austen

Dear Ghodess CJ don't you think women in the midwest have 
enough problems without being subjected to Herr Dogsbum?

I had really expected more compassion from you.

Fer shame.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Nineteenth century bizarre
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 18:06:29 GMT

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:

>I have the complete W.S. Gilbert in my office (next to Knuth), but I'm
>not telling.
>--scott

I was wondering what happened to those guys!  Let them go at once!

mark

I would've been impressed if you had the complete _Melissa_ Gilbert
in your office, though.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: head-smashed-in buffalo jump
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 17:17:12 GMT

I'd just like you all to know that I could have posted about head-smashed-in
buffalo jump weeks ago when I did the excerpts from n000 Place Names in
Alberta, but I didn't.  I thought it was too banal.

But Jonathan has proved me wrong.

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"What have I done to piss the gods off?"  ---Terence Trent D'Arby
Current Album--Elton John:Sleeping With The Past
Current Read--John Updike:Rabbit, Run
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 23:26:14 GMT


kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov writes:
|Sigh.  Just when I was thinking I had another zealot in the fold...

Oh, baby... talk to me dirty.  Talk to me about preamps.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 21:21:23 GMT
Comments: Blow your mind - smoke gunpoweder


I love my job.  I love everybody in the building. How do they know?
Here I am, trying to get some work done, the first time in weeks, and
everybody else is either bored or lost and feels like he or she has to
come and bug me.

I love my job.  I love my neighbor who cranks up his music so loud I
can't hear Dead Kennedys over headphones.  And he's playing stuff like
Queen or Yes.  Not that I don't like them, but... 

I love my job.  I love the location of my lab, which is about the
first thing you see when you enter the building. Naturally, anybody
who knows me feels compelled to ask me questions like "what's in these
boxes?" or "what is Ivo doing?" or "do you know how to print on
Hilbert?" as they enter the building.

I love my job.  I love the psycho cleaning lady.  

Naah.. it's not that bad.  Everybody is really nice.  It's just me.
I had too much coffee.  Yeah.  I love em all. 

--
oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824 
the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RP White
Date: 10 Sep 92 16:41:51 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

rwd4f@h00ters.tailhook.navy.mil (LCDR Robert W. Dobson) writes:

>TO: Naval Investigative Service

>Last night I was down in the 'fag' bar section of San Franscisco. Not that
>I go there for pleasure, of course, I go there hoping to find some
>enlisted men violating Navy Policy and the Will Of God (usually the
>same thing). Anyway, while I was there, I saw Lt. RP White at a bar
>called the Pink Spiked Poodle. I observed him snorting some white
>powder which appeared to be cocaine, and then he did an obscene dance
>and sang an obscene song. Not only did he remove his clothing and
>let other men fondle his genitals, he also sang a song, which contained
>a blasphemous refernce to Our First Lady and a water buffalo.

>Death is too good for this rouge sailor. He gives the navy a bad name.

>--
>LCDR Robert Williams Dobson
>Head, Super-Secret Mearness of Viscosity Lab and Beauracracy
>Disclaimer: I speak EXPLICITLY for the Navy. Everything I say has
>been approved by higher-ups.    Internet:rwd4f@h00ters.tailhook.mil

                               REBUTTAL

This loser must have me confused with some other rpwhite. He's also
confused many other facts. I haven't been to that part of San Francisco
since January last. It was Lilly's and NOT the "Pink Spiked Poodle". It
is on Valencia St. and not (exactly) in the "fag bar section." I never
removed any clothing.

rp -- Actually, it was putting the clothing on that got me in trouble in
      the first place.

--
LT R. P. White
Head, Coherent Radiation Emission Weapons System (CREWS) Project.

^^^^My new hyped up job title.
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CARASSO need an account
Date: 12 Sep 92 22:00:10 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu's message of 12 Sep 92 20:12:45 GMT


jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) writes:

> Well, that semi-annual event we all so look forward to has happened again.
> CARASSO lost another netnews account.  Be sure to send your sympathy messages
> to carasso@inference.com.   Also, I was asked to pass on Roger's message:
>
>        $100 Quatloos to the first person to provide CARASSO with an account 
>	 with access to net news.

Better yet, get him an account with reading privileges only.  No posting.
Then we can place bets on how long he'll last before his head explodes.

-Tom
$5 on 3 days
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29487 alt.usage.english:7285
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.usage.english
Subject: Re: Literafisms
Date: 9 Sep 92 22:46:31 GMT
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)


I wrote:

>   Some of these are neither, hermetic is from a real
>   person, Hermes Trimes____.

I was thinking of Faustian, Hermes is a fabled person, Dr Faust
was a real person who aquired legendary status...

I'll let it squeeze into the literafism category, though, since
Goethe's Faust is what made Faustian a literafism-its my neologism
and I can let it mean whatever I want.
--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Prime Polyhedra
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 92 03:12:06 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <1992Sep11.063018.8089@wetware.com>

billbill@wetware.com:
: Now I want more:
: I want the term for polyhedra not bisectable into two (etc.)
: polyhedra, each with fewer vertices than the original.
: 
: I want an algorithm to generate these [{("prime")}] polyhedra,
: so I can encrypt 3space.

oic. weelll then, the domain from the region of interest can only
be mapped with Legendre-Schwarz operators, using the unitarity of
the tensor manifold and of course a non-singular transpose determinant
in the Lebesque sense. while there may be other (as yet undetermined)
eigenvalues of the sup{Galois spinor} exponent, most convergences
will indeed yield negatives and fractal boundaries will be vanishingly
small.
 
Unless of course you have been experimenting with squeezing quantal
buckeytubes at dawn in the shape of a .44
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Fries With That?                |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Definition of an addict.
Date: 7 Sep 92 14:56:46 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu's message of 6 Sep 92 19:05:22 GMT

In article <18dkpiINN9ig@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:

>  Let me guess:  Could it be the bravado of an adolescent rebel who,
>  having given up on the issue of war and peace (giving up is the
>  greatest mistake), chooses a cause that's easier to champion?
>  After all, you can't actually *see* God, right?
>
>  hugs,
>
>  Marvin Minsky


HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!@!@!

I GET IT !!!!11!1!1!1!!!!!!

MARVIN MINKSKI IS AN AGNOST!C BECAUSE HE CANT UNDERSTAND HOW THE
ACTIONS OF AN UNSEEN GOD AFECT HIS EVERYDAY L1FE !!@!!@!@!!!!!

HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW !!@!@@@!@!@@!  

LIKE DAN QUALE CANT UNDERSTAND NEURODEVELOPMENTAL EPISTEMOLOGY !@!@!!@!!!

I GETIT !@!@!@@!

^S
?
:BYE
?
:EX1T
?
^C
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Re: The Love-Song of J. Rictus Hep
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 21:15:37 GMT

In article <18qsm4INN25c@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
# "In the rooms the women come and go,
#  Talking of Oingo Boingo."

Useless Trivia Department:

	Danny Elfman once explained (on The Alan Thicke Show) that
`Oingo Boingo' was Swahili and that it meant `Nine old men sitting
around a fire, sometimes talking.'

	This, of course, is totally untrue.

	He had been on some stupid music video program earlier that
week explaining that `Oingo Boingo' was mexican slang for the
driveshaft from a 1976 Ford Thunderbird.  Which is, of course, also
totally untrue.

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

I've always wished they hadn't dropped the `The Mystic Knights of the'
from the name.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: please continue
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 01:29:04 GMT

"There goes Andrew.  I'm so proud of him!"  "Hey, son, don't forget to decimate
those Centaurs tonight!"  They both waved cheerily, but in their hearts lurked
a growing feeling of dread -- of what would happen when they arrived at the
Psychiatric Hospital to find out whether that incident with the cheerleader on

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"What have I done to piss the gods off?"  ---Terence Trent D'Arby
Current Album--Indio:Big Harvest
Current Read--John Updike:Rabbit, Run
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Question.
Date: 16 Sep 1992 04:24:02 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Who is Craig Shergold?
>
>Craig Shergold is my friend.

 kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov -- anagram (@=h)
***********************************************
   NA !!   CRAIG SHERGOLD'S A SMUG VOLK !!!
***********************************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: [TA]lk.[B]izarre Mad Lib
Date: 14 Sep 1992 05:31:58 GMT
Organization: Rice University

Once Upon a Time, <t.b. personality> was <verb> a big-league <sports> game
when he <adverb> recognized that he was <Wayne Gretzky's name>.  He <verb>
out onto the <noun> and shouted, "<expostulation>! I'm a <adjective> star!
Come and <verb> my <noun>!"  The <noun> stood up and <verb> for the <noun>
to sit down and quit <verb> up the whole <noun>.  The <noun> did not move.

Suddenly, <t.b. personality> got up from her <noun> and shrieked, "<noun>!
Look out, a <adjective> <noun> is going to <verb> you in the <body part>!"
<t.b. personality> realized his <thingy> was in jeopardy, but he could not
<verb> his <body part> in time.  In a <adjective><noun> of disgusting gore
and <noun>, his <body part> oozed out and <verb>, killing the whole crowd.
-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill
From: boutell@cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Carasso Translation Continues
Date: 15 Sep 92 16:58:47 GMT
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs

TIM

Roger is a secret MUD enthusiast.

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cb@wixer.cactus.org (Cyberspace Buddha)
Subject: Re: Alright... I'm gone. (summer ends!)
Keywords: so long, farewell, adieu, ciao, arivaderci (sp?), hasta la vista baby
Organization: Real/Time Communications
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 92 00:37:37 GMT

In article <95205@bu.edu> kane@buast7.bu.edu (Hot Young Star) writes:
>In article <Btx54D.GtI@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>
>>too much nauseation (5 vowels!), too little thought
>
>A fitting epitaph to everyone like Franklin who can't count...

Oh goody, a flame I can't pass up.  ;)
there *are* 5 vowels there, just that some are repeated.

in the same vein, do you know the shortest word with all 5 vowels in it?
do you know the shortest <mebbe only> word with all 5 vowels in alpha order?

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Followup-To: alt.non.sequitur,talk.bizarre
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 17:33:21 GMT

In article <lindsay.716228954@cs.wisc.edu> lindsay@green.cs.wisc.edu (Joe Lindsay) writes:
>mjra@usno05.nor.chevron.com (Mike Raymond) writes:
>
>>In article <fulton.716220196@silver>, fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>>|> >>>>Beautiful.  Just beautiful.
>>|> >>>But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>>|> >>Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>>|> >I disagree completely, except for those parts dealing with cougars.
>>|> The cost of cat food is rising rapidly these days.
>>Some assembly is required, void were prohibited by law.
>Stays crunchy, even in beer!

C'mon, Cherry, the llama ain't that tall... c'mon.... damn you're such a wus.

mdw
...keep this crap out of misc.test and into alt.non.sequitur where 
it belongs. Rightfully.

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Random Hacker, Cornell Engineering and Theory Center 
  "People will say we're in love."  --Hannibal Lecter
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.butt.harp
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: The Shrinking Machine
Followup-To: alt.butt.harp
Organization: t.b
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 23:18:09 GMT


     I just finished watching the episode of
The Avengers with the incredible shrinking
machine.

     Ok, so first Steed gets shrunk and Mrs. Peel
goes, "Everything to scale, Mr. Steed?"

     Then later Emma gets shrunk and after she's
returned to normal size, she says, "I hope
everything's back the way it was" while she slowly
does a 360 and Steed carefully and deliberately
checks out her tits and ass.

     Now, just go ahead and one of you assholes
tell me with a straight face they were never
fucking.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: This is not alt.sex
Organization: puddleby-on-the-marsh
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 07:21:18 GMT


Paul made this up years ago, back in the days when we were both
trying to figure out what to do with a guitar and bass.  We were
both in high school, not getting along well.

Paul never posted this.  I think that you ought to see it anyhow.

Sung to a well-known commercial jingle:

Miller's made the American Way.
Tastes like piss, but that's okay.
The workers don't care
'Cuz it's union pay...
Miller's made the American Way.

AjD
this is not alt.beer
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
From: ron@syacus.acus.oz.au (Ron Williams)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Organization: ACUS Australian Centre for Unisys Software, Sydney
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 07:35:10 GMT

Jellied eels with rice?.

--
Ron Williams                  ACSnet : ron@syacus.acus.oz
Ph : +61 2 390-1366         Internet : ron@syacus.acus.OZ.AU
Fax: +61 2 390-1391             UUCP : uunet!munnari!syacus.acus.oz.au!ron
Standard Disclaimers Apply
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Subject: Rictus Hep Meets The Pharoah Of Upper And Lower Egypt
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 06:38:23 GMT

"Nice do!  A little heavy on the mousse, though."

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Labor Day, What A Dreadful Excuse for a Holiday
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 16:03:07 GMT

So its labor day here in the states, and Im pissed as a rats asshole. Anyway,
so labor day means most people get a day off. I get a day off but cant take
it cause i got so much work to do here and stupid questions from newbie 
students to answer and the  stupid professors think i can read their deranged
minds and figure out what they want on reserve and so im here sucking down
coffee and t add insult to injury it seems like the few funny people on
talk.bizarre have the day off so all day all we can hope for is postings
from college students and brits OH JOY

fuck fuck fuck