HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 10:50:44 EST
From: Sonja Kueppers <SEK@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Living in the Middle of Nowhere

Most of the time, I like living in the middle of nowhere.
However, just recently it's been getting on my nerves.

I am delighted that my relatives want to give me china, silver, and
crystal for my upcoming wedding.  Of course, they want to know which
*patterns* of these things to give us.  This would normally be fun.
Unfortunately, I live in the Middle of Nowhere.  There is exactly one
store in this area which sells china, crystal, and silver.  While
they carry almost all of the brands I am interested in, they do not
actually have all of the patterns in the store.  Furthermore, they do
not have *pictures* of the patterns, either.  Not only that, but the
manufacturer of the silver that I think I want can't provide me with
a picture, or the name of a store that would have the pattern anywhere --
they don't know which stores might have it.

!Peeve: My wedding is only 4 months and 8 days away.

-Sonja
------
SEK@psuvm.psu.edu SEK@PSUVM.BITNET
...you may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you
don't try.                                  - Beverly Sills
From: pdc@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Paul Crowley)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Another "I'm getting old" peeve
Date: 27 Jan 93 18:43:21 GMT
Reply-To: pdc@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Paul Crowley)
Organization: Edinburgh University

Quoting geoffm@netcom.com (Turn Your Head and Cough) in article <1993Jan26.065554.27347@netcom.com>:
>In article <C1FwC3.BBs@wang.com> dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong) writes:
>
>>I'll be 38 next month.  Which is as good as 39, which is really
>>just like 40.
>
>>Crap.

>When you kick the bucket, can I have your stereo?

But Geoff, you'll probably entirely fail to notice...

!Peeve: this thread.  Eat photon oblivion, you disgustingly boring old
people!

Paul, 21.
  __                                  _____
\/ o\ Paul Crowley   pdc@dcs.ed.ac.uk \\ //
/\__/ Trust me. I know what I'm doing. \X/
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: nolan@twg.com (Nolan Hinshaw)
Subject: Re: Literary peeves
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: Lomita Literary Lions
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 21:40:29 GMT


In article <1k8mntINNir3@titan.ucs.umass.edu>, jennyg@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Well Paid in Name Only) writes:
[eloquent literary criticism deleted *smarm*]
-- good & the writing is clear.  I wish someone intelligent would take 
-- up the Libertarian side of the argument that JZ is in, so there'd 
-- be some decent fodder for a real argument....

Don't hold your breath.

Xref: sparky alt.peeves:19553 alt.activism:21316 alt.rush-limbaugh:15078 alt.flame:19258
From: ez012344@chip.ucdavis.edu
Newsgroups: alt.peeves,alt.activism,alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.flame
Subject: Rush Myth #930
Summary: Audience not brain surgeons
Date: 23 Jan 93 17:05:50 GMT
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Organization: Computing Services, UC Davis
Originator: ez012344@chip.ucdavis.edu

Rush Myth #930: His Audience is Individualistic, Attractive and Diverse

        As I watched Limbaugh's television audience blow two "applause 'n' 
smile" cues I got a good laugh at the demographics as the camera panned across 
the audience, who were trying to sneak looks at the monitors to see if they 
could see themselves (in the fashion of drunk football fans at large arenas and 
religious fundamentalists at large churches).
        Male. White-bread.
        Goofy white-bread.
        Goofy glasses, goofy hair-cuts.
        Dateless men.
        Womenless men.
        Women who look like goofy white-bread men.

Dan
----
who will watch more, now that Dan Quayle isn't available to the camera 
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Subject: Re: Pets (was Fleetwood Mac, Go Own Your Way!)
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
	<1993Jan24.192101.11913@igor.tamri.com> <18467@autodesk.COM>
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 02:16:35 GMT

<In article <18467@autodesk.COM> booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards) writes:
<In article <1993Jan24.192101.11913@igor.tamri.com> donb@igor.tamri.com (Don Baldwin) writes:
<>
<>Oh well.  What about Christie McVie?  She seems smarter than Stevie anyway
<>and doesn't seem to want people to think she's a Welsh witch...
<>

<Um, excuse me, but what is wrong with being a Welsh witch?

	Nuttin'.
	It's being a POSEUR that's under scrutiny, here.

	So, is there a great horned toad-frog in Stevie
	Nix's throat nowadays, or is that really her "voice"?
From: donb@igor.tamri.com (Don Baldwin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Solipsism and Don. Or "How Don made himself Thick."
Date: 23 Jan 93 00:54:08 GMT
Organization: TOSHIBA America MRI, South San Francisco, CA

Charles Parr tries for Wanker of the Year Award, writing:
>The more bozos get them selves killed the better off
>the world is, frankly.

Advice you really ought to take to heart.

>>Practise skeet shooting using Don's braincells as targets. That
>>should prove to be sufficiently challenging for you.
>
>Well, they certainly aren't very active targets...

This from a man who hasn't changed his .sig file since he bumbled into
alt.peeves...

   don
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
	We should measure progress not by how many laws can
	be passed but by how little governing people need.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Baldwin  -  Software Engineer  - e-mail to:  donb@tamri.com
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: jeremy@castle.ed.ac.uk (Jeremy Henderson)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Smug Ex-Oxbridge types (we hate 'em)
Date: 27 Jan 93 09:53:18 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <30834@castle.ed.ac.uk> egev05@castle.ed.ac.uk (B A Page) writes:
   *Of which Jeremy is indeed a fine example
   spots the blatant hypocrisy in the above post


Page, you are a lying hypocritical Ex-Oxbridge smartarse drunken git.


l&k,

-- 
===Jeremy Henderson===jeremy@castle.ed.ac.uk=          

"I'm not including the previous postings on this topic because I found the 
majority of them to be far too nasty for my liking." - anonymous net.loser
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: More Gun Control
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 16:33:42 GMT
 <C16ryB.3Bn@news.iastate.edu>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

In article <C16ryB.3Bn@news.iastate.edu>, Dan Sorenson -- Cereal Killer writes:

> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
>  
> >> 	That's good to hear, Dac, especially when I consider my girlfriend
> >> will be spending two weeks down there next fall. 
> >
> >She's not allowed to bring a gun with her.  Aren't you frightened
> >that some deranged lunatic will try to accost her?
> 
> 	Not really.  You're in canberra, and she'll be in the company
> of people who enjoy watching reptiles eat rodents.  I figure there's
> little chance of you trying to accost her.

Herpetologists are wannabe toads. <Hi Lynn>

> Dac, will you mind letting me know if Austrailia ever bans all
> ownership of firearms?  I'd like to retire early on the proceeds.

Sounds as plausible as "no more taxes", Dan.

Dac
--
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: obrien@netcom.com (No parking EXCEPT FOR BOB)
Subject: Re: Literary peeves  
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 19:48:20 GMT

I got quoted a couple of times and taken to task for:

>In article <1993Jan26.035431.611@netcom.com>, obrien@netcom.com 
>(No parking EXCEPT FOR BOB) writes:
>	Peeve:  That I never even *heard of* Ayn Rand until College.


Funny thing/peeve is, that I didn't even _imply_ what I thought of the
material, just that I'm glad I read it and understand it.

Whether or not you agree with a philosophy, isn't it better to know
what it is, than, say, read the first hundred pages and give up?

What I got from Rand's writings is the idea that *I set* the only standards
*I* have to measure up to.  Just as you don't have to measure up to
mine. 

	Bob "a _closed_ mind is an ideal thing to waste" O'Bob
--
Xref: sparky alt.peeves:19554 alt.activism:21317 alt.rush-limbaugh:15079 alt.flame:19259
From: ez012344@chip.ucdavis.edu
Newsgroups: alt.peeves,alt.activism,alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.flame
Subject: Rush Myth #307
Summary: "He's always polite."
Keywords: Hate with a smile and a tie is still hate
Date: 23 Jan 93 17:09:36 GMT
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Organization: Computing Services, UC Davis
Originator: ez012344@chip.ucdavis.edu

Rush Myth #307: He's Always Polite

        Contrary to the whining insistence of Dittoheads, Rush Limbaugh is 
anything but polite, either to his guests or his subjects.
        I turned on the TV at 1:15 a.m. local time and found RL in that 
vaunted high-ratings time slot (OK, fine, it's really the "bubba" slot, which 
attracts either males coming off their factory shifts or males who weren't 
successful in the local bar scene). 
        Not five seconds into watching his show and he was calling some media 
hound "this idiot" for critiquing talk radio.
        Same old RL, I thought, as I flipped to something more interesting: a 
test pattern set to the music of the Romantic Furs.
 
Dan
------
who bets that if RL had the courage to take guests, he could move into better
time slots
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Solipsism and Don. Or "How Don made himself Thick."
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 16:22:44 GMT
 <93Jan21.214655.16892@acs.ucalgary.ca>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

In article <93Jan21.214655.16892@acs.ucalgary.ca>, Charles Parr writes:

> In article <FT9js*AZ0@prolix.apana.org.au> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
> 
> >Well, ain't you the fucking hero, Dan!  My brother started riding
> >motorcycles at the age of 14 or so.  He smashed up his leg in
> >'78, and was involved in three bike accidents on different bikes,

> If your brother had that many accidents,  he is/was an idiot.

I agree unreservedly.

> I have been riding for 13 years, and have never gotten more

Didn't you even think about stopping for a crap now and again?

Instead of finally getting off your bike, and crapping into the
net.

Dac
--
From: cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com (A. Jing Hippy)
Subject: PeeveFest East '93 Update
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 93 20:14:24 GMT
Organization: A Suffusion of Yellow

There are currently 7 folks signed up to attend the PeeveFest on Saturday,
March 6 at 7:00 PM.  We could take a few more.  Hell, we could take a *lot*
more...

Anyway, current plans are to meet at TGI Friday's in Greenbelt, Maryland
for eats and drinks.  This is currently subject to change, as Mr. Hart
has indicated that he might even agree to hold it at his home if the
crowd doesn't get too large.  Any preferences from everybody?

I will be posting directions and any changes of plans that may occur within
the next couple of weeks.

Drop me a line if you haven't already and you'd like to attend. We need to
know so that Michael can make a decision or we can make reservations for
the proper number of folks.

Thanks,
+--------------------------------------------------+
|Dave Cochran, Data General Corporation, RTP, NC   |
|cochran@dg-rtp.dg.com                             |
+--------------------------------------------------+
|If you could choose between the body of a 20-year |
|old or the body of a 50-year old, where would you |
|keep it?                                          |
+--------------------------------------------------+
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: bickham@msc.cornell.edu (Scott Bickham)
Subject: Return of the moving peeves
Organization: Cornell-Materials-Science-Center
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 15:03:31 GMT

This Saturday, I get to move into my nth apartment in (n-3) years,
where n is on the order of 6 or 7.  But qt least it's within a mile of 
my current apartment and connected by relatively flat roads.  My SO and 
I will finally be together after 9 months separated by 3000 miles.  I can 
only imagine what my phone bills would have been without e-mail and 'talk' 
over INTERNET.

Peeve: Having to dedicate an entire load to homebrewing equipment.

!Peeve: Six of the seven cases of bottles are full of wheat beer, Belgian
	White and a strong Belgian-style Ale.

Scott
Xref: sparky alt.peeves:19564 alt.rush-limbaugh:15105 alt.fan.rush-limbaugh:13774
From: eyc@acpub.duke.edu (EMIL CHUCK)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves,alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Subject: Re: Rush Myth #930
Date: 25 Jan 93 15:29:55 GMT
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

ez012344@chip.ucdavis.edu writes:
=Rush Myth #930: His Audience is Individualistic, Attractive and Diverse
=        As I watched Limbaugh's television audience blow two "applause 'n' 
=smile" cues I got a good laugh at the demographics as the camera panned
=across the audience, who were trying to sneak looks at the monitors to
=see if they could see themselves (in the fashion of drunk football
=fans at large arenas and religious fundamentalists at large 
=churches).
=        Male. White-bread.
=        Goofy white-bread.
=        Goofy glasses, goofy hair-cuts.
=        Dateless men.
=        Womenless men.
=        Women who look like goofy white-bread men.

When I watched the program over break, I did notice quite a few times in
the audience that there were some black people, Asian-heritage people,
and quite a few attractive women.

Besides I don't think you can necessarily translate the composition of
his studio audience nor their "behavior" to the radio and television
audience out there. I also don't think that the composition of the
audience should matter to you unless you're an advertising executive.

-- 
Emil Thomas Chuck	eyc@acpub.duke.edu	BSE in BME in 1993
"You just can't promise something like that just to get elected if you
 know there's a good chance that circumstances may overtake you."
	- Bill Clinton, East Lansing MI debate, Mon Oct 19 1992
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: Another "I'm getting old" peeve
Organization: OFSA
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 13:20:10 GMT

obrien@netcom.com (No parking EXCEPT FOR BOB) exults:


>?Peeve:  until now, all these age peevers were complaining 'bout being
>	an age I'm already past.  (I'm vintage 1957)


Ahh, a veritable 'young whippersnapper'...'54 for me.
-- 
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      - we are all just prisoners here, of our own device....

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Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: jmk45295@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (John M Kaney)
Subject: King of the Sidewalk Peeve
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 21:56:52 GMT


Who else out there in Net-land is annoyed by
those individuals who walk right down the
middle of the sidewalk, infringing upon
your fair share?

(just curious)

jmk45295@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
From: mdiehl@triton.unm.edu (J. Michael Diehl)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Rush Myth #307
Keywords: Hate with a smile and a tie is still hate
Date: 27 Jan 93 18:18:33 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque
NNTP-Posting-Host: triton.unm.edu

In article <21711@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu> ez012344@chip.ucdavis.edu writes:
>Rush Myth #307: He's Always Polite
>
>        Contrary to the whining insistence of Dittoheads, Rush Limbaugh is 
>anything but polite, either to his guests or his subjects.

Whoever said RL was polite should be shot...I'd never claim that he is polite
...just right! ;^)

>        I turned on the TV at 1:15 a.m. local time and found RL in that 
>vaunted high-ratings time slot (OK, fine, it's really the "bubba" slot, which 
>attracts either males coming off their factory shifts or males who weren't 
>successful in the local bar scene). 

After reading several of your postings, I've come to the conclusion that you
simply like to lable people; re-read what you wrote above.

>        Not five seconds into watching his show and he was calling some media 
>hound "this idiot" for critiquing talk radio.

It's HIS show, let him do what he wants; YOU don't have to watch!

>Dan
>------
>who bets that if RL had the courage to take guests, he could move into better
>time slots

His show isn't about other people's oppinions; it's about HIS.  Actually, his
subjectmatter prob. wouldn't make for good prime-time viewing.

+-------------------------+----------------------------------------------------+
|  J. Michael Diehl  ;-]  |  I thought I was wrong once.  But, I was mistaken. |
|                         +----------------------------------------------------+
|  mdiehl@hydra.unm.edu   | "I'm just looking for the opportunity to be        |
|  Thunder@forum          |            Politically Incorrect!                  |
|  Thunder@Tiny*          |                               <me>                 |
|  (505) 272-HaHa         |                                                    |
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Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: nolan@lurch.twg.com (Nolan Hinshaw)
Subject: Re: Memories (was Traffic Peeves)
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: Somewhere West of Nowhere
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 21:46:31 GMT


In article <C1Jopz.1vp@vcd.hp.com>, dmunroe@vcd.hp.com (Dave Munroe) writes:
[my tale of a flashing blonde at Laguna Seca deleted]
-- Oh, good grief!  They'd spin out for *that*?  At PIR my eyes are so busy
-- looking at the track, the mirrors, the (damn) temp gauge, and the flags, I
-- wouldn't notice if naked beauties were placed at 20-foot intervals.

Well, I left out one or two bits. First, she was one of those who was
impossible to ignore. Second, she attended the event with one of the drivers.
Third, all the other drivers were well acquainted with her for several years,
and knew where she was sitting - earlier in the race they'd been exchanging
waves with her.
From: mzraly@ra.cs.umb.edu (Michael S Zraly)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: More Gun Control
Date: 25 Jan 93 11:43:30 GMT
Organization: UMass/Boston

donb@igor.tamri.com (Don Baldwin) writes:
>>ObPeeve: I'll be 29 on Wednesday, and am therefore nearly at the end of
>>the trustable period of my life.
>
>Feh, a mere child.  I'l be 33 in September...

And my wife calls me "ancient" at 26...

ObGunControl:	I can't see well enough with glasses to pass the eye test
		when getting a driver's license.  So, can I have a gun?

-- 
Mike Zraly		THERE'S ONLY ONE GOOD SOLUTION,
mzraly@cs.umb.edu	AND THAT'S BULLDOZERS AT 30 PACES
			-- headline in Wall Street Journal, 3 Dec 1992
From: ez012344@chip.ucdavis.edu
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Pets (was Fleetwood Mac, Go Own Your Way!)
Date: 26 Jan 93 15:53:09 GMT
Organization: Computing Services, UC Davis

In article <1993Jan24.192101.11913@igor.tamri.com> donb@igor.tamri.com (Don Baldwin) writes:
>>I hear she's a hogger, and probably weighs 180 pounds if she weighs an
>>ounce.

I remember seeing an issue of Creem magazine in the mid-1970s. Stevie Nicks
was the "Creem Dream" and she was too: laying across the hood of a sports car.
Wow! 

But now ... jeez! The newspaper said she was doing her "Mama Cass" imitation.
Ouch.
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: nolan@twg.com (Phil Spector)
Subject: Re: Nonsensical songs
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: ASCAP
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 22:46:45 GMT


In article <1993Jan21.140449.24719@netcom.com>, rickg@netcom.com (Rick Gordon) writes:
[drivel]

---> Buddy Holly's DEAD?  Bummer.  Whose vomit did he drown in?

Elvis'. Go home and read the Globe. And remember this phrase:

		"Timothy Leary's dead!
		 Oh, no. He's outside
		 Looking in."
--
Labonicas, y'all
From: geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Not more on Gays in the Military
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Date: 28 Jan 1993 17:12:33 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: purplehaze.corp.sun.com


The Billster writes:

>I remain unconvinced.  Convince Powell that change is necessary and that
>change will give him a fighting force second to none, and I guarantee
>you that he will be the first one to demand a change. 

But should all changes to military policy necessarily be for its improvement
as a fighting force, or are there other factors involved as well, factors
having to do with social justice and the fact that the military is a subset
of society at large?  The racial integration of the armed forces is a good
case in point; it wasn't done for military reasons, per se, but for reasons
of social justice.

The military is among the most conservative parts of society, with a tre-
mendous inertia when it comes to resisting change.  There are occasions
when it needs to be dragged, kicking and screaming, into the Twentieth
Century.


>Homosexuality is based upon a behavioral trait, the desire to be
>sexually involved with a member or members of the same sex.

There are those who'd argue this vehemently.  Some dispute the validity
of the term "sexual preference" and prefer "sexual orientation" because 
the former implies that it's a matter of conscious choice while the
latter implies that it's hard-wired into one's personality.




Geoff


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From: forson@equinox.unr.edu (Melissa R. Forson)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Squirrelly newsreader software
Date: 21 Jan 93 11:15:21 GMT
Distribution: unr
Organization: School of Mines, University of Nevada, Reno

In article <forson.8@equinox.unr.edu> forson@equinox.unr.edu (Melissa R. Forson) writes:
>Peeve:  How come I can't see my own articles when I post from this noozreedr.

>Peeve:  People who use periods instead of question marks at the end of
>        questions.

>Peeve:  I still hate raisin cookies.


>Malcolm Carlock (malc@unr.edu)
>Not Melissa.


Peeve:  People who follow up their own articles.

Still Malcolm (not Melissa)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: toriver@flipper.pvv.unit.no (Tor Iver Wilhelmsen)
Subject: Life
Organization: ProgramVareVerkstedet - UNIT
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 93 02:40:04 GMT

"Life is but a walking Shadow, a poor Player
 That struts and frets his Hour upon the Stage,
 And then is heard no more; It is a tall Tale,
 Told by an Idiot, full of Sound and Fury,
 Signifying nothing."
		- W. Shakespeare: Macbeth, Act V, Scene V (MacBeth)

"Life? Don't talk to me about life!"
	- D. Adams: The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy (Marvin the
				Paranoid Android)

"Life's a bitch, and she's back in heat!"
	- Carpenter: "They Live" (Roddy Piper's character)

"Living that can be a smile
 Carrying me just for a while
 A hand to hold me
 A dream to guide me"
	- Frank Duval/Kalina Maloyer: Living Like a Cry


-- 
"I'm a Derek, and Dereks don't run!" - Derek in 'Bad Taste'
toriver@pvv.unit.no
Standard disclaimer should apply to this, I guess...
"Reality is a poor escapism for people who cannot handle roleplaying" - Me
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: dreese@willamette.edu (Daniel L. Reese)
Subject: Re: Blues brothers said...
Organization: Willamette University, Salem OR
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 21:11:27 GMT

In article <1993Jan27.224520.22103@ctsx.celtech.com> davidd@ctsx.celtech.com (davidd) writes:
>
>Hello, I was talking with a friend the other night and we
>couldn't remember what Jake and/or Elroy said about "...and it's
>dark and we're sitting in a car with sunglasses..." something
>like that. Can anyone remember what they said. Thanks.
>
>David
>
Elroy:  It's a 106 miles to Chicago.  We've got a full tank of gas, and a
half a pack of cigarettes.  It's dark, and we're wearing subglasses.

Jake:  Hit it!



				-Dan

This isn't reality.  This is college.
Newsgroups: alt.quotations