HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: Johnsond@corey.berkeley.edu (Spiderman)
Subject: Re: SFII: TCE assholes
Reply-To: Johnsond@corey.berkeley.edu
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 13:27:17 GMT


Subject: SFII:TCE assholes
|> I refuse to even play those jerk who do this.  I just let the computer 
|> waste them.  After all, the computer has perfect timing, right?
>
|>Doug

	I agree with you that Bison is the "Cheapest" character to use in SFII CE.  Beside the torpedo
and throw combo, I've encounter another....the guy started out with a double kick and then a strong and 
finally flame me and then jab,jab,jab!!!!!  If you block all the above, the guys does the stupid routine again
but in the other direction!!!!  Is not like I have unlimited energy to block these stupid moves.  With three
or four of these routine, gone, game over!   I mean at 50 cent a game, I don't know about you guys out 
there but that is not the challenge I want.  This game is getting to be pretty dull when everybody play 
like that.
	
--
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From: adam@zooid.guild.org (Adam Lawrence Salter)
Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2,rec.games.video,rec.games.video.arcade
Subject: Re: Sheng Long on SF2 Champion edition!!!
Date: 15 Apr 92 06:24:16 GMT

From: luoni@bosco.mlb.semi.harris.com (Perry Luoni)
>In article <SAm+d_=@engin.umich.edu> tonychen@engin.umich.edu (Antony Chen) wr
ites:
>>In article <92101.093810U51115@uicvm.uic.edu> <U51115@uicvm.uic.edu> writes:
>>
>>>   You fargin liar! I don't believe your turn ons and I don't believe you. Y
ou
>>>can't turn on women like Cindy Crawford with your puny little chinese dick. 
Do
>>>you need a microscope and tweezers to take a piss? Nuff said.
>>
>>OK, I take PERSONAL offense to this.  First of all, racism is a bit outdated
>>considering this is the 90s, so unless you're one of those rednecks from
>>some doohick town, you have no excuse.  Actually you have no excuse ...
>>
>>+-------------------------tonychen@engin.umich.edu---------------------------
--+
>>|Kickin' ass over at University of Michigan, Ann Arbor.  GO BLUE!!!          
  |
>>|Yeah, I'm Chinese, so you wanna fight?  (especially this asshole)           
  |
>>|Hobbies:   tennis, skiing, martial arts, and WOMEN                          
  |
>>|Turn ons:  money, Cindy Crawford, good Chinese food, Ferarris, and hot babes
  |
>>|Turn offs: Roseanne Barr, people who smoke, and SF2 'need a life' people    
  |
>>+----------------------------------------------------------------------------
--+
>>
>> 
>Well not to condone racism or take uicvm.uic.edu's point of view, BUT
>You kind of ask for a racial fight with your signature.  I mean why
>would you want to fight someone if they ask if you are Chinese.  I don't
>want to fight if someone asks if my ancestory is Italian.
>I really don't understand what the deal with this group is anyway.  The only
>reason I even bother to look at it is that in the future I might want 
>to rent or buy SF2 for my SNES.  I really don't see the point in calling
>each other names over and over and over again. 
>
>But if you would like to fight I suggest going to a redneck bar in the south
>and call some good old boys Lazy Illiterate Americans.  I suspect that they
>will accomodate you happily.


   Oh no, not to CONDONE RACISM! If you're such a smeghead that you
don't even know the difference between Chinese and Japanese then
(Too bad I've already used this quote today!) as James Dean once
said: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!.

P.S. In case you're too stupid too realize what I mean by "don't
even know the difference between Chinese and Japanese", a JAPANESE
politician made the comment about Lazy Illiterate Americans!!!

                                                        -adam
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From: saavedra@leo.unm.edu (Maison)
Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2,rec.games.video,rec.games.video.arcade
Subject: Re: Sheng Long on SF2 Champion edition!!!
Date: 9 Apr 92 16:47:41 GMT
Article-I.D.: lynx.z!sj_6+
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <1992Apr8.234938.26388@cis.ohio-state.edu>, friedman@asparagus.cis.ohio-state.edu (Mark "Crimson" Friedman) writes:
> In article <1992Apr8.155217.21611@oz.plymouth.edu> j_herlih@oz.plymouth.edu (Axl) writes:
> >P.S.-  isn't this the same dweeb that posted about seeing him in EGM?
> >Wish I could e-mail him a brain.
> 
> Wouldn't work: ya gotta use ftp for that.
> 

Actually we could e mail him a brain, we just have to uuencode it.

;)
Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2
From: scott@athena.mit.edu (Scott D Bradburn)
Subject: Re: Chun Li's a hot babe!
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 06:29:29 GMT

In article <s5k+GW-@engin.umich.edu>, tonychen@engin.umich.edu (Antony Chen) writes:
|> In article <1992Apr6.122148.10287@athena.mit.edu> scott@athena.mit.edu (Scott D Bradburn) writes:
|> >In article <dAj+AP#@engin.umich.edu>, tonychen@engin.umich.edu (Antony Chen) writes:
|> >
[irrelevancies deleted]
|> >
|> >E)  You flame someone who wasn't joking, and they read it and say, "Hey!  What
|> >an insightful genious!  I hadn't realized to this point that I had no life!
|> >I should thank this person very generously for making me realize what a loser
|> >I have been.  I'm going right now to seek therapy for my problem.
|> >
[more irrelevancies]
|> 
|> Actually, I don't see what's wrong with option E.  I really do think that
|> some of the people who post here need therapy, or at least need to listen
|> to some of those 'boost your morale' subliminal tapes..God, people need
|> to get a life.  I don't wanna read about Chun Li and her thighs!!
|> 
|> +-------------------------tonychen@engin.umich.edu-----------------------------+
|> |Kickin' ass over at University of Michigan, Ann Arbor.  GO BLUE!!!            |
|> |Yeah, I'm Chinese, so you wanna fight?                                        |
|> |Hobbies:   tennis, skiing, martial arts, and WOMEN                            |
|> |Turn ons:  money, Cindy Crawford, good Chinese food, Ferarris, and hot babes  |
|> |Turn offs: Roseanne Barr, people who smoke, and SF2 'need a life' people      |
|> +------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|> 
|>  
Yes, except option E was the joke option.  It was considered sarcasm.  No one
is going to hear a net-flame and suddenly wake up and get a life.  Even if
they need to.  (and some of 'em do)

Scott
Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2
From: sinister.stairs@um.cc.umich.edu (Sinister Stairs)
Subject: Re: Crouching Dragon Punch
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 15:25:06 EDT
Organization: The Church of Suicidal
Distribution: usa

In article <73804@netnews.upenn.edu> fhuang@eniac.seas.upenn.edu
(->  `BOGUEMAN'  <-) writes:

> So how do you get a dragon punch from a crouch?

Basically, from crouch, you just *quickly* execute a dragon punch like
normal.  The trick is doing it fast.  Here is how I personally do it:

           / , -0 , | , \  , -0 + [punch]
          0         0    0

Oddly enough, that is not the way I execute the standing dragon punch,
but in any event, the trick is just speed.  I find the crouching dragon
punch easier to execute than the standing!


And since I'm here anyways, the SF2CE moves list is *almost* complete.
I just need to confirm a couple more moves and then I'll post it here.



+-------------------+-----------------------+---------------------------------+
| UU   UU  MMM  MMM | The University of     |                Jonathan H. Fine |
| UU   UU  MMMMMMMM | Michigan, Ann Arbor   |       a.k.a. Shadowjack on MUDS |
| UU   UU  MM MM MM |                       | sinister.stairs@um.cc.umich.edu |
| UUUUUUU  MM    MM | "GO FUCKING BLUE!"    |           jfine@engin.umich.edu |
+-------------------+-----------------------+---------------------------------+
From: jpthrow@eos.ncsu.edu (JAMES PATRICK THROWER)
Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2
Subject: Re: SFII TCE : Ryu and Bison
Date: 11 Apr 92 05:01:24 GMT
Article-I.D.: ncsu.1992Apr11.050124.13194
Organization: NCSU Project Eos

In article <rauser.702784502@sfu.ca> rauser@fraser.sfu.ca (Richard John Rauser) writes:
>
>
>  Ryu and Ken are identical...Ryu has just as deadly a dragon punch as Ken.
>Some people think there's a difference between the two in terms of ability,
>but it's only in appearance.
>
 
There is a difference between Ken and Ryu in SF2'CE not the orignal.  The 
easyest way to describe it is Ryu is faster ken is stronger.  Ryu and do all
his moves much faster then Ken.  But Ken now was the REAL fast spinning kick
and his dragon punches go alot farther foward then Ryu's.  The fierce goes about
three character spaces.  Ryu's only goes maybe one.   Its alot harder to throw
a fire ball and then dragon punch when somone jumps over the fireball with Ken.
Ryu is now so fast its MUCH easier!  Just try and get into a fireball match
between Ken and Ryu and you will see what i mean.  Other then the special
more differences they ARE the same.  

I'm sure Capcom made them different since you can now use the same character
vs. the same character.  What would be the use in havving to fighters that are
exactly the same.  Its like now having FOUR that are the same.

acmvef@gsusgi2.gsu.edu
From: philb@cats.ucsc.edu (Philip Brown)
Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2
Subject: Re: SFII CE: Re: Help needed with Balrog
Date: 16 Apr 92 20:43:35 GMT
Article-I.D.: darkstar.33091


charon@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu writes:


>   Balrog just sucks, wanna no why?


>Just sit in a defensive crounch and sweep -- you beat him!  Its sad, its cheap,
>but its true.  I've been up against soon really *good* balrogs before I came
>up with this little gem.


Tried this against the computer?!!

on the "classic", even.. the computer does this little
hop-and-down-punch that gets me if I stay like that.
-- 
"If you're going to get uptight, you may |philb@cats.ucsc.edu
as well go do Karate!"                   |philb@soda.berkeley.edu
Anonymous T'ai Chi instructor            |
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From: stewart@aeras.uucp (StewArt AnewForm)
Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2,talk.bizarre
Subject: 2 frog a flog is really silly
Date: 14 Apr 92 23:55:27 GMT
Reply-To: stewart@aeras.UUCP (StewArt AnewForm)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: Arix Corporation, San Jose, CA.

whoami@hostname is nice and polite
 
>> HEY YOU FUCKING LOSER YOU SUCK I CAN BEET YOU WITH ALL PERFECS WITH ANY
>> CHAREKTER!!!!!  11 LOSSES MY ASS I BET YOU DON"T EVEN NOW HOW TO BLOK!!!!1
>> I CAN"T BELEVE YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT, POSTING THAT CRAP THEN ACTING LIKE
>> A CRYBABY WHEN PEOPLE SAY YOU ARE A PENIS!!!!!!!  WHY DON"T YOU LERN HOW TO
>> TYPE AND STOP MAKING YOUR LINES WRAP TWICE AROND THE SCREEN.  I THINK YOU
>> HAVE SOME KIND OF FUCKING HOSTILITY PROBLEM ASSHOLE, SO YOU CAN JUST GO
>> FUCK YORSELF!!!!!!!11!!!


2frjflog@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu loses badly

nice login...see subject line

>YOU ARE THE PENIS...YOU UGLY FUCK!  TAKE A VALIUM YOU MOTHERUCKER.  This is old
>news and it isn't even relevant.  

to coin a phrase
huh?

>Wow guy get a hold of yourself.

sexual favours with-held?
boy, this mean dude is pissed

>Plus you are completely illiterate.  Go to school

yeah man.  go to school.
obviously intelligent piss taking
was not allowed in this guys skool
there again, neither was intelligent reasoning either

>and a girlfriend (NOT!).  Also I believe that you said "YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF
>HOSTILITY PROBLEM ASSHOLE."  Ya know...someone correct me if I am wrong
>but...doesn't it seem as if this lunatic has a hostility problem...I am 
>surprised he spelled problem right...

>P.S. They are having a brain sale at K-Mart!

perhaps yours is there?
'no brains for old'
beware street vendors bearing lamps

oh yeah...
          Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2,talk.bizarre,misc.test
congratulations

me

a fine work on the part of whoami
i give it a 7/10 for style and 9/10 for pulling
really stupid responses
From: 2frjflog@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2
Subject: Re: ATTENTION!! STOP TALKING ABOUT CHUN-LI !!!!!!
Date: 11 Apr 92 19:50:03 CDT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services

In article <1992Apr9.012651.26451@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v2298ps2@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Chia Sing G Day) writes:
> 
> 	by now i'm sure everyone is tired about this CHUN-LI thing 
> 	
> 	why don't we call it quits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> 
> 	NO more CHUN-LI news !!!!!! Please keep it to yourself!!!!!!!
> 
> 
> 	THANK YOU !
> 
> 					GEORGE	"THE GUILEMESTER"

Ah...shut your pie hole George.  We can discuss anything we want to....
especially prominent characters in prominent arcade games.  Guille is a 
much worse topic anyway (hope he didn't notice my *snicker* at his bogus label,
'guilemester'
From: mmwang@adobe.com (Michael Wang)
Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2
Subject: Re: any more chun li moves?
Date: 14 Apr 92 20:00:19 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Adobe Systems Incorporated

In article <1992Apr13.155450.19603@acsu.buffalo.edu>
v124p7kk@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Darryl S Brooks) writes:
>	ok, ive been using chun li for a few weeks now(i was sick of blanka)
>and i found out her wind kick(pretty easy) and her body slam(if thats what
>u call it), im having trouble with her helicopter kick and her other special
>kicks.  can anyone give me some info on these and any other moves she may
>have that i might be missing... thanx

Well, she can also catch people in the air and do the body slam. Just
jump up next to an airborne opponent and hit FIERCE.

Chun Li's helicopter kick is done the same way as Guile's Sonic Kick.
Pull the joystick down or down-back for the defensive crouch, wait two
seconds, push it up and hit one of the kick buttons. The kick button
you choose determines the distance she will travel. So the move is
done as:

                                   O
    |  or  /  ,  (wait 2 secs)  ,  |  +  [SHORT or FORWARD or ROUNDHOUSE]
    O     O

Her other special move is the head hop where she jumps forward with her
one of her legs pointing downward, hits the opponent in the head, and
then continues moving over the opponent (or moves backward if the
opponent is in the corner). The way to do this move is to jump forward,
pull the joystick down and hit FORWARD, i.e.:

      O
     /  ,  |  +  [FORWARD]
           O

If you are at the proper distance, you can actually hit your opponent
more than once with this move and stun them.

The head hop is a dangerous maneuver unless your opponent is in a corner
because an alert player will stand up and block your attack and then
turn around and hit you as you come down on the other side.

With Chun Li, I find it easier just to pummel opponents to death with
fierce punches and forward and roundhouse kicks instead of relying on
her special moves (except for the throws).

-- 
Michael Wang
mmwang@adobe.com
From: mjb@srl06.usl.edu (Matt J. Brumley)
Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2
Subject: Re: SFII TCE : Ryu and Bison
Date: 9 Apr 92 03:59:06 GMT
Article-I.D.: srl06.MJB.92Apr8215906
Organization: University of SW Louisiana


"Ryu and Ken are identical...Ryu has just as deadly a dragon punch as Ken."
Whew! 

A few more things :

A friend of mine (at UTexas) found an interesting counter to Bison's flaming 
torpedo.  Bison knocked him down and was flying at him with the torpedo, 
thinking that Ryu had to block while getting up.  While Bison was half-way 
through Ryu (who was JUST getting up), Ryu dragon-punched him, ending the match
VERY quickly.  And, despite the MAYBEs and MIGHTs I've heard here, he said that
ANY time he did the Dragon Punch against Bison's Torp., Bison lost (terribly!).
Of course, I don't have the machine myself, but he certainly knows what he's 
doin'.

And, what about Dhalsim?  Is he still difficult to beat (with Ryu), even though
he's been toned down?  How about with Ken (who has the fast hurricane 
(tornado?) kick) ?

(Blanka's Ball vs. Balrog's Turn-Around-and-PUNCH!  Hmmm... Who'd win?)

Finally, is Vega's Aerial Throw REALLY that hard to do?  (compared to Guile 
and Chun Li's mid-air-throws)


Ryules (I loathe EVERY single being who has already played SFII:TCE!!  >:)
Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2
From: infiniti@leland.Stanford.EDU (Richard Chung-Yih Lee)
Subject: Re: Yeah, right... Was: CHUN LI'S WET PUSSY
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 02:16:43 GMT

In article <1992Apr12.164937.39279@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu> 2frjflog@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:

>GO TO HELL PRIMUS....I AM SICK OF YOUR MOUTH...MAYBE I OUGHT TO *PRIME* YOU
>WITH A LITTLE SEWAGE. ARE YOU AND RICK RAUSER HAVING A RELATIONSHIP?

	I, for one, am sick of YOUR mouth. Everybody you hate has a relation-
ship between one another, huh. How much deep hatred do you have to pull from
this suggestion? And a letter with all capital letters does look bad. Don't
take the suggestion and make people's eyes suffer, if you really feel like it,
but have some mercy on people who gives you a SUGGESTION!

*Go Cardinal. There's no place like here.*
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From: guido@netlink.cts.com (Joel Cherney)
Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2,rec.games.video.arcade,rec.games.video
Subject: Re: My Sheng Long joke
Date: 7 Apr 92 19:45:02 GMT
Article-I.D.: netlink.R2LViB5w164w
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

rauser@fraser.sfu.ca (Richard John Rauser) writes:

>    To those of you who are still breathing heavily through flared nostrils
> and constructing voodoo dolls in my image, let me assure you: the Sheng Long
> posting was a JOKE. Ha ha. Ha?

Think of a NEW joke.  Not an OLD joke, a NEW one.

--
Stamp out .sig virii!  ( "Neitzche is dead" - God ) Blues Traveller/Church
Fanaticism is the root ( Ignorance is extinction. ) /Copland/Davis/Ministr
of all evil. Just say  (          * * *           ) y/Misfits/NIN/PIL/PWEI
no to straightedges!   (  guido@netlink.cts.com   ) /Rush/Sonic Youth/ etc
From: 2frjflog@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2
Subject: WHO CARES TONY CHEN!
Date: 13 Apr 92 01:20:22 CDT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services
Followup-To: rec.games.video.arcade

> +-------------------------tonychen@engin.umich.edu-----------------------------+
> |Kickin' ass over at University of Michigan, Ann Arbor.  GO BLUE!!!            |
> |Yeah, I'm Chinese, so you wanna fight?                                        |
> |Hobbies:   tennis, skiing, martial arts, and WOMEN                            |
> |Turn ons:  money, Cindy Crawford, good Chinese food, Ferarris, and hot babes  |
> |Turn offs: Roseanne Barr, people who smoke, and SF2 'need a life' people      |
> +------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
> 
>  


who cares about your damn chinese heritage or your useless turnons, or your
hobbies...etc...if you have anything usefull to say, say it.  This is not
a job interview.

P.S. Michigan sucks



Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2,rec.games.video,rec.games.video.arcade
From: psr@acsu.buffalo.edu (Ben the Crafter)
Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2
Subject: ticking
Summary: My opinions on ticking...
Date: 9 Apr 92 18:46:55 GMT
Organization: UB

A similair discussion took place on rec.games.go some time ago.  This is a qwuestion of morals and ethics, but also one of game theory.  Regarding the game of go, the question was raised whether trick strategies should be used to get out of tough spots or should you always play assuming your opponent won't fall for tricks.  I personally feel that if you play the best game possible, you shouldn't be able to lose.  Applying that thinking to SF2, any tick should be beatable.  If you are beat with a tick, its 





because you don't know how to defeat that tick.  If you were a new player, I'm sure you would consider any special move a tick and an unfair advantage.  But soon you learn how to beat special moves.  Same with ticking.
Heres another ineresting point:
On our machine, there was this guy who could trash anyone.  He knew it, too.  So when a player was stunned, he would back off.  If a player lost the first round, he would lose the second round (making it close) just to play a third round.  This guy p[layed with honor.  We all respected him for it, but it is a personal choice.  I don't have such confidence in my ability so I do anything I can to win a round.  Remember your purpose for playing: to either win or to play a long game.
-Strider
just my two cents
-- 
Strider                     | SUNY @ Buffalo | psr@acsu.buffalo.edu
Lord Mayor, The Hill People | (716) 636 4862 | V127MHSK@ubvms.bitnet

"Of ______course it's the murder weapon.  Who would frame someone with a
Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2
From: djs6015@cs.rit.edu (Donald J Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2
Subject: Re: SF2: GIFS
Date: 11 Apr 92 20:20:09 GMT
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester, NY

In article <Adtm87u00awLQTNEVA@andrew.cmu.edu> ep1d+@andrew.cmu.edu (Eric Thomas Pronko) writes:
>Excerpts from netnews.alt.games.sf2: 10-Apr-92 SF2: GIFS Samuel Samho
>Chang@andre (223)
>
>> Hi, I am not sure if anyone were to upload those Street Fighter Gifs they were
>> talking about back a while ago.  Anyways, I scanned some in and uploaded them
>> to WUARCHIVE.WUSTL.EDU down the /pub/MSDOS_UPLOADS/.
>
>
>
>excuse me, but did/could you happen to enable anon ftp?  i couldn't get in...



i had no problem getting into wuarchive, i d/l'ed them .gifs's and viewed them.
if anybody wants them, i'll mail them to you UUencoded.

ps: they are nothing special


--
   | Don Smith     (yahweh)      | I've got a halo above my head     |
   |djs6015@ultb.isc.rit.edu     | and a gun in my hand, I can do no | 
   |djs6015@ritvax.isc.rit.edu   | wrong.           -Henry           |
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Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2
From: julius@cco.caltech.edu (julius yang)
Subject: Re: Chun Li's a hot babe!
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 19:52:04 GMT

petitc@nuge102.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:

>In article <dAj+AP#@engin.umich.edu>, tonychen@engin.umich.edu (Antony Chen) writes:
>|> In article <rauser.702334462@sfu.ca> rauser@fraser.sfu.ca (Richard John Rauser) writes:
>|> >
>|> >
>|> >   The title says it all. This woman is HOT. H - O - T. One hot, sexy
>|> >babe. Too bad she's only a video game character...well, perhaps I can use
>|> >Ryu to get to her...
>|> >
>|> >--
>|> >Richard J. Rauser      "Hau do ken!"
>|> >rauser@sfu.ca             -Ryu's fireball yell
>|> 

>  [typical flaming-to-a-crisp because of his comments deleted]

> Look.  I know you think he's perverted, but, IMHO, THIS WAS A JOKE.  Read my
>lips.   I think it's downright hilarious.  If you honestly have such a little
>sense of humor that you HONESTLY BELIEVE someone would post anything of that
>nature seriously, then sir, I believe you need the therapy.

Of course, in a later article by Mr. Rauser, he seriously wants people
to contemplate alt.hot.babe.chun.li.  So who needs therapy now?
-- 
=============================================================================
              julius yang |. .|  "Like smegma, politicians, and rap music,
julius@tybalt.caltech.edu | _ |   toe jam is endemic to the human race."
julius@iago.caltech.edu   |   |         --A Usenet Oracularity