HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: v462etnn@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (David L Anderson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Date: 11 Nov 92 00:36:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <BxIwzp.Lts@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Jason Balicki (KodaK)) writes...
>In article <1992Nov10.191451.26760@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman) writes:
>>In article <BxC0u8.LCE@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Jason Balicki (KodaK)) writes:
>>>Matthew Crosby writes:
>>>>Geoff Green writes:
>>>>>Matthew B. M. Gibson (gothick@dcs.warwick.ac.uk) wrote:
>>>>>: millernw@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Neal Miller) writes:
>>>>>: >brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
>>>>>: >>In article <blech> slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg) writes:
>>>>>: >>>In article <foo> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>>>: >>>>In article <bar> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu (Michael L. Kaufman) writes:
>>>>>: >>>>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>>>>>: >>>>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>>>>>: >>>>>lines over and over again?
>>>>>: >>>>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>>>>>: >>>No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
>>>>>: >>It's a rambling serenade!
>>>>>: >How is it made?
>>>>>: Well, you could use a blade.
>>>>>Or a spade :)
>>>>I wish this moronic thing would fade!
>>>But it's good for the economic diaper trade!
>>You're just wishin' you could get laid.
>Hey!  I'm married, I've got it made!
What about those of us who aren't in the shade?

David "I got is made, laid by the maid, drinkin' lemonade,
in the shade" Anderson
From: mckeonj@ul.ie
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Funny firms/place names
Date: 11 Nov 92 09:33:10 GMT
Organization: University of Limerick, Ireland

This is prompted by the "funny law firm names" thread.
In Bawmuf (my native heath) there is a firm called
Geare & Lynk; not alas engineers but estate agents.
Incidentally, Bawmuf is the correct local pronunciation
of Bournemouth. There are a number of places whose
pronunciation differs from official spelling, and they
are not confined to Britain.
So lets start a list!
Bawmuf
Lester
Arkensaw
Bristle
Abendon
LaHolla
Caja
-- 
"If England sleeps, shall Ireland dream?" : Se/an macEoin
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From: tilden@venture.ksu.ksu.edu (Tilden-Master of Illogic)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: This is only a test. Ignore it.
Date: 6 Nov 1992 11:45:00 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: venture.ksu.ksu.edu


V FNVQ VTABER VG!!!!!
From: mort@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Jeff Mortensen)
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 07:54:51 GMT
Subject: Re: Bathroom Graffitti: The First List
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Fort Collins, CO, USA
Newsgroups: rec.humor

In rec.humor, CXH181@psuvm.psu.edu (Chris Hoffman) writes:

> Poems:
> ======
> 
> the original bathroom graffitti:
> Here I sit broken hearted, paid my dime but only farted.
	I'll add to this one, local joke in Colorado against Texans.

	Here I sit my cheeks aflexin, just gave birth to another Texan!

	Overall urinal:

	Why are you looking up at the wall? The jokes in you hand!

Morty
From: news@usage.csd.unsw.OZ.AU
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Lightbulb joke
Date: 9 Nov 92 07:13:02 GMT
Organization: University of New South Wales


Q. How many academics does it take to change a
     lightbulb ?

A. It doesn't matter how many academics there are.
     Nothing will get done unless there's a graduate
     student.
From: guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde)
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 20:50:43 GMT
Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Bellevue Sales
Newsgroups: rec.humor

"No matter where you go, there you are!"
From: 002519m@ace.acadiau.ca (KRISTIAN AARON MACCALL)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Mommy Mommy
Date: 10 Nov 92 18:23:15 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

KID  "Mommy Mommy I don't wanna visit Grandpa..."

MOTHER  "Shut up and keep digging!"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jking@socs.uts.edu.au (smathy werp)
Subject: Re: Lightbulb joke
Organization: Computing Sciences, Uni of Technology, Sydney.
Date:  9 Nov 92 08:51:25 GMT



	i dont know whether this one has been up yet .. but here goes ...

Q.	how many psychoanalysts does it take to change a lightbulb ??


A.	only one .. but the lightbulb has to WANT to change *8^)
--


	| Life: Jason | IRC: elephant | email: jking@socs.uts.EDU.AU |

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b)
Subject: Re: Flames over america!
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 13:15:34 GMT

In article <Bx4F2D.J1x@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v140pxgt@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case) writes:


>In article <1992Nov02.132713.17759W@viper.edb.tih.no>, terjej@edb.tih.no writes...
>[perfectly apt commentary about the state of American humor deleted in the 
>interests of nationalistic flaming]
>
>Who are *you* to talk? You're *Norwegian*! *Swedes* make fun of you guys! 
>(Speaking of which, would some equal-time minded Swede please post some good
>Norwegian jokes?) 
>
>Seriously, though, the reason we don't tell jokes longer than three lines is 
>that we know you people are reading them and might get confused. I realize that
>in Norway people have way too much time on their hands and therefore like long 
>jokes, but here in America we have places to go and people to see, so we have to
>get to the point.
>
>Remember: Brevity is the soul of wit (or also, as Dorothy Parker reminded us,
>lingerie).
>
>					Daniel Case
>					V140PXGT@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
>					Prodigy: WDNS15D
>					GEnie: DCASE.10
>
>		"America is one of the few places in the world 
>		where failure to promote oneself is widely 
>		regarded as being arrogant."-Garry Trudeau

If you think the swedes tell jokes about the swedes- you ought to
hear what the Norwegian tell about the SWEDES....

Also, if find it curiosu that you have no time to read a long joke -
but can find time to read 40-50 one-liners a day....
..to say nothing of the lists circulating here...

Watch out for the coming gems:
Return of the Swedes
Return of the Americans
Return of the Japanese
Return of the Germans

-- 
Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway.

Bury me deep. The next generations will be hungry.
Xref: sparky rec.humor:33582 alt.flame:14661
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.flame
Subject: Response To STOEEN@LISE.UNIT.NO
From: crwilson@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu
Date: 11 Nov 92 10:04:17 -0500
Organization: Miami University Academic Computer Service"

Recently I posted My View of Clinton.  I appreciate the responses and the
flames, I love feedback.  When I posted it, though, I expected some really good
flames for voicing my views and posting in the wrong group on purpose.  I even
wrote it with an attitude, but I was disappointed.  I got some really good
ones, and some really bad ones outweighed them.  This is the weakest response I
got by e-mail, this gut didn't even have the guts to post it to news, so I am
taking the liberty of doing it for him (I'm sure he just forgot).

     "By the responses you have got, I hope it's now clear to you that
     there is a major difference between being smart and being a
     smartass. Perhaps you consider yourself educated, but you obviously
     need a lesson (perhaps you got it). I hope you will never write
     anything like that anymore, otherwise I will complain to your
     system administrator, pointing out you have been abusing the
     Internet news facility."
     -- 
     A/S (stoeen@lise.unit.no)

Oh please. stop with the meaningless threats, you don't scare me.  It's one
little post, dude, chill out and just flame me.  How weak! You spineless excuse
for a NEWS user.  Flame me, don't threaten me, you dolt.  Keep it in the open,
or are you afraid?  Come on, give me your best shot.  I loved every response I
got from all the other people who flamed me.  Get a life.  I have cross-posted
this to alt.flame, also.  Please respond there, I'd hate to post to the wrong
group!

In case your curious, my system manager is:
  KACOVERT@MIAVX1.ACS.MUOHIO.EDU

He won't do anything, except tell me why I shouldn't post to the wrong group
(and on purpose at that).

Go ahead, flood his mailbox, see if he deletes you before he reads you.

Thank you, and good night.

--

My sig is holding out for more money and a multiyear contract.
From: okes@essex.ac.uk (Simon Oke)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: You know you are a hacker when...
Date: 10 Nov 92 17:16:01 GMT
	<BwxwL0.Eu3@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <orr.21@engr.latech.edu>
	<+jl179h@rpi.edu>
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Essex, UK.
In-reply-to: fitzgb@mml0.meche.rpi.edu's message of 8 Nov 92 01:46:17 GMT

In article <+jl179h@rpi.edu> fitzgb@mml0.meche.rpi.edu (Brian Fitzgerald) writes:
| >In article <BwxwL0.Eu3@news.cso.uiuc.edu> irvine@uxh.cso.uiuc.edu (Brent Irvine) writes:
| >
| >>You know you are a hacker when...
| >
| >>        1. fad isn't fashion, but 4013.
| >Brent, 
| >  I must not be a hacker... I don't even understand the joke!
|
| Ok, how about this?
|
| 3735928559
|
| HaHaHa
|
Wait, I know... that's the number of blonde jokes in the latest list...
or is it the number of questions in the purity test...
hang on, I got it, that's the number of requests for the GGBJ last week
isn't it?

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gfarrar@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (gregory j farrar)
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 20:34:17 GMT


how about "Heywood Jablome".
Honest he used to be listed in the phone book !

Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
From: stevem@dcs.glasgow.ac.uk (Steve McGowan (RA))
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: REQUEST: Funny names--please read!
Date: 12 Nov 92 10:23:24 GMT
Organization: Computing Sci, Glasgow Univ, Scotland


The strangest name I've ever seen belongs to the musical director in most of
Woody Allen's films - a certain chap called 'Dick Hymen'. I suppose this must
be a nickname; surely his real name can't be 'Penis Vaginal-Membrane'?

Obl. joke (in a similar vein)

A famous Hollywood actor was having difficulty with a particular scene in
a film. He was bumbling his lines, falling over scenery and generally screwing
up everything. The director was becoming more and more irate because the film 
was behind schedule and grossly over-budget. In a fit of anger the director 
asked if there was anyone else on the film set who could do the scene
properly.

A young man stood up, said that he could, and was given a screen test there
and then, which was a great success. "Well done!," said the director "we'll
use you. What's your name?"

"Penis van Lesbian" said the young man.

"Eh, what?!" exclaimed the director "we can't use that. I know, we'll call
you 'Dick van Dyke'"


Boom Boom!

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: herb@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Eric Hammersley)
Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes
Summary: A couple of my favorite quotes....
Organization: Purdue University
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 19:58:26 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.135132.29269@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>, C.Thomas.Eyford.III@dartmouth.edu (C. Thomas Eyford III) writes:
> In article <196440002@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com>
> guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde) writes:
> 
> > "No matter where you go, there you are!"
> 
> "We're only here because we're not all there."  -anon.
> 
> RL: Tom Eyford                        E-mail: eyford@mac.dartmouth.edu
> 
> "So, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll
> try to kill each other like civilized people?"  
>                                       -- Westley, _The Princess Bride_  

  "I think God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability."
					-- Oscar Wilde

  "I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, 
	I bet you an really see it in those genitals."
					-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: yozzo@watson.ibm.com (Ralph Yozzo)
Subject: Time.  Why does it exist?
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 1992 03:55:08 GMT
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM
Organization: IBM T.J. Watson Research Center

Time is nature's way of avoiding having everything happen at once.
(quote taken from somewhere, not sure where though.)

-- 
 Ralph Yozzo (yozzo@watson.ibm.com)  
 From the beautiful and historic Mid-Hudson Valley area of NY state
From: stevem@dcs.glasgow.ac.uk (Steve McGowan (RA))
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Deer Jokes
Date: 10 Nov 92 12:33:36 GMT
Organization: Computing Sci, Glasgow Univ, Scotland

In article <1992Nov10.095043.134235@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> tes0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (THOMAS EDWIN SCHMIDLIN) writes:
>In article <BxH8H5.5Ky@inews.Intel.COM>, edunn@gomez.intel.com (Edward Dunn) wri
>tes:
>>What do you call a deer with no eyes?
>>No Idea
>
>What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
>Still no eyed-deer.
>


	Old, but not as old as these two........


	What do you call a blind pre-historic animal?
	Diyathinkhesaurus.


and....

	What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?
	Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.


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							Ivor Cutler
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 14:38:25 GMT

In article <1992Nov4.121723.29309@hellgate.utah.edu> galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu writes:
>Daniel M Silevitch writes:
>>Seth L. Blumberg writes:
>>>Matt Welsh writes:
>>>>Michael L. Kaufman writes:
>>>>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>>>>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>>>>>lines over and over again?
>>>>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>>>No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
>>BTW, this is not a true cascade. True cascades consist of all 
>>one line posts that end in rhymes.
>They do not.

Some rather rot (badly)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jshg1134@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Jeffrey S. Hoeft)
Subject: request Unix pranks
Summary: request Unix pranks
Keywords: Unix request pranks
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 04:16:34 GMT



Is there an FTP site where I can get some Unix pranks? ie a program which
will cause windows to go haywire, the screen to melt unexpectedly, etc.

Thanks in advance,

Jeff
j-hoeft@uiuc.edu
	  

Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
From: ausdal@ece.scarolina.edu (Thi Van Ausdal)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Organization: USC  Department of Computer Science
Date: 13 Nov 92 05:47:42 GMT

smaus@nyx.cs.du.edu (Scott Maus) writes:

>tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry) writes:

>>cmj@acsu.buffalo.edu (christophe m johnson) writes:

>>> I've seen quite a few of these, but I've never seen on for Jeep. Anyon
> have
>>> any for Jeep?
>>> 

>>Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
>>Just Eat Every Pickle.

>>--                    
>>INTERNET:  tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
>>UUCP:   ...!ryptyde!netlink!tumidity
>>NetLink Online Communications * Public Access in San Diego, CA (619) 453
>1115
>Here is a list of acronyms::

> FORD - Found On Reservation Dump
>        Fix Or Repair Daily
>        First On Race Day
>        Found On Road Dead

> FIAT - Fix It Again Tony

> DODGE - Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere

> DATSUN - Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

> G M C  - Got Mechanic Coming

> BUICK - Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean

> PINTO - Put In New Transmission Often


>Well there you have it!! Add on if you can!!

>S
Okay, (and forgive me if this is old)

 PONTIAC - Poor Old Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac
T
Organization: Doctoral student, History, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 09:11:39 -0500 
From: Lori Cole <lc1r+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Yugo jokes wanted

This isn't a joke -- a true story!

    When I was living in Philadelphia during the mid-1980's, a local automobile
    dealer advertised a two-for-one sale:  buy one of his high-priced cars and
    you'd get a Yugo thrown in free.  A later report was that a number of cus-
    tomers bought the car but refused the Yugo!

Lori Cole
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aquigley@unix1.tcd.ie (Aaron J. Quigley)
Subject: Re: CRAPPY JOKE
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 09:45:11 GMT


>Anyway, I liked the joke (even this time around).

>obbadjoke: Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
>           A: It was dead.

Q: Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree 
A: It thought it was a game !

Funny but sad.!



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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: larry@st-andy.uucp (Larry Martell)
Subject: Clinton's Victory Speech
Organization: RMJ Securities Corp.
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 14:55:02 GMT

Did anyone else get the feeling while watching Clinton's victory speech that
everyone in the crowd could trace their ancestry back to the same group of
people - all of who were related?
-- 
Larry Martell                  "Opinions are like assholes; everybody has one, 
212-668-9478		        but nobody wants to look at the other guys"
uunet!st-andy!larry
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dlaro@lonestar.utsa.edu (David O. Laro)
Subject: Re: Wanted....answering machine messages
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 07:48:04 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.012859.52547@gmuvax.gmu.edu> 2153bm@gmuvax.gmu.edu writes:
>In article <1992Nov3.162608.87313@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, jao0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JONATHAN ANDREW OMINSKY) writes:
>> If anyone has answering machine messages please send them to me.
>>
>> My email address is jao0@lehigh.edu
>
>  OK...
>
>Mine says...  "Hi, you've reached Steve and Marion's place, we're not
>               going to answer the phone right now, so please leave
>               your name and number and we'll get right back to you."
>
Machine I reached in Hondo, Texas last week, female voice said, "you know
what to do...you know when to do it."    (I did, and I did)

David>
>
>SPARKER@GMUVAX.GMU.EDU
>
>


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b)
Subject: Finland strike again
Reply-To: terjej@edb.tih.no
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 06:43:37 GMT

In Scandinavia, the finnish are famed for their great sisu. 
According to myth, a finn can take just about anything.

So, therefore the point of this story...

Back in 19something, three devoted missionary was fighting their way
through the unfriendly jungle of New Papua. One was an englishman,
the second was a frenchman - and the third was a finn.

New Papua being famed for its cannibals, it was no surprise that the
missionaries were assaulted and carried to a cannibal village, and 
of course they were to be eaten.
First, the cannibals cooked the englishman for a hour. He tasted lousy,
so the cannibals cannibals tried again with the frenchman, cooking
him for two hours. Also he tasted bad. But the cannibals didnt give
up - they threw also the finn into the pot. Alas - after three hours,
the finn lifted the top of the pot, asking for a towel...


-- 
Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway.

Bury me deep. The next generations will be hungry.
Xref: sparky rec.humor:33264 alt.folklore.computers:15952 alt.cascade:3105
From: xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 92 15:20:50 EST
Organization: Odd Parity Hacker's Group

pmartz@dsd.es.com (Paul Martz) writes:

> Greg Alt writes:
> >Paul Martz writes:
> >>Greg Alt writes:
> >>>Daniel M Silevitch writes:
> >>>>Seth L. Blumberg writes:
> >>>>>Matt Welsh writes:
> >>>>>>Michael L. Kaufman writes:
> >>>>>>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
> >>>>>>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
> >>>>>>>lines over and over again?
> >>>>>>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
> >>>>>No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
> >>>>BTW, this is not a true cascade. True cascades consist of all 
> >>>>one line posts that end in rhymes.
> >>>They do not.
> >>Sometimes they do.
> >No they don't.
> Do so.
What? NO.

Daniel Max P. Drucker

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From: mroberts@ptdcs2.intel.com (Mark Roberts ~)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Organization: Intel Corporation -- Aloha, Oregon
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:40:24 GMT

In article <swtc62t@Unify.Com> tsv@Unify.com (Tim Vannaman) writes:
>
>FORD:  First on Race Day
>

I thought that was supose to be

		FORD: *FUCKED* on Race Day

or my favorite:

		FORD: Fucked-up Old Rebuilt Dodge

		;) :0 :)



Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
From: hyatt@cis.uab.edu (Robert Hyatt)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Organization: University of Alabama at Birmingham
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 23:31:13 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.214024.29329@ptdcs2.intel.com> mroberts@ptdcs2.intel.com (Mark Roberts ~) writes:
>In article <swtc62t@Unify.Com> tsv@Unify.com (Tim Vannaman) writes:
>>
>>FORD:  First on Race Day
>>
>
>I thought that was supose to be
>
>		FORD: *FUCKED* on Race Day
>
>or my favorite:
>
>		FORD: Fucked-up Old Rebuilt Dodge
>
>		;) :0 :)
>
>
>


Fix Or Repair Daily


-- 
!Robert Hyatt                    Computer and Information Sciences   !
!hyatt@cis.uab.edu               University of Alabama at Birmingham !
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle)
Subject: Re: car acronyms
Organization: Johns Hopkins University
Date: 13 Nov 92 13:44:38 GMT

roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle) writes:

>HONDA -- Hand Over Dollars to Asians

>MAZDA -- Making A Zillion Dollars Annually

>TOYOTA -- Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks America !!!

Here's two more...

MITSUBISHI --
  Mioko's Itchy Thing Scratches Unless Beaver Is Shaven -- How Interesting!

SUBARU --  Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium

Curt Roelle

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