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From: T9214517@phillip.edu.au (BIGGUS DICKUS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re :Cascades and how to avoid them purple
Date: 12 Oct 1992 17:58:59 -0500
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
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X-Unparseable-Date: 13 Oct 1992 08:56 -0500 (EST)

>In article <28SEP199217205559@deimos.ucc.umass.edu> s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
>>Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
>When I belch too much, I take a burp pill.
Its not so hard if you're a turtle (?)

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Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
From: 11437294@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (NATHAN WHEAT)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Faculty of Engineering, Monash University 
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 01:18:43 GMT

In article <1992Oct16.002932.22212@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> ins866n@lindblat.cc.monash.edu.au (D.A. Svendsen) writes:
>From: ins866n@lindblat.cc.monash.edu.au (D.A. Svendsen)
>Subject: Re: Thoughts
>Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 00:29:32 GMT
>Funny, I thought IBM stood for International Business Machines? ;)
>

Well you're pretty silly then aren't you?  Imagine believing that!

This is getting very unfunny as previously stated, so:

This is out of Reader's Digest:

A couple who had been married for years and years, had a family, husband 
worked etc, were a little unhappy in their marriage.  The husband hadn't 
taken his wife out for ages, and she really felt like getting out.
	One day, when the husband came home from work, his wife was washing 
dishes.  He came up somewhere behind her and uttered in a playful voice, "
You want to go out tonight, girl?".  
	The wife was taken by surprise (pleasant surprise) and without even 
turning around said "Yes, oh yes, I'd love to."
	So the couple went out to a nice Italian restaurant and enjoyed 
themselves thoroughly.  But after the meal, the husband made a confession.  
When he had originally asked the question, he was talking to the family dog, 
lying in the kitchen!!!  
	He felt so guilty that he had to take her out!


Nathan.

OK, so it isn't funny, but at least it's diferent!
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.movies
From: dc_ags@ac.nsac.ns.ca (Don Christie)
Subject: Re: Mixed Up Movie Titles
Reply-To: dc_ags@ac.nsac.ns.ca
Organization: Nova Scotia Agricultural College, Nova Scotia, CANADA
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 18:46:29 GMT

In article <1992Sep28.202440.15010@ucsu.Colorado.EDU>, hill@spot.Colorado.EDU (Michael Hill) writes:
>In article <IejQpWy00WBO428X8y@andrew.cmu.edu> Lori Cole <lc1r+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>>This moves into a new realm of exploration, but along the lines of
>>less-than-efficient movie marquees, how about neon light failures?  Some
>>of my favorites are:
>>
>>1)    Local coffee-shop chain "Norm's" (with a vertical sign where the letters
>>      flash individually and then simultaneously), flashing "N-O, NO, N-O, NO."
>>
>>2)    Eatery called "The Broken Drum," with a neon sign that flashes, "The
>>      Broken Drum - You Can't Beat It!" which one day was flashing, "The Broken
>>      Drum - Beat It!"
>>
>>Lori Cole 
>
>This is from one of the "Revenge of the Nerds" movies:
>
>	HOTEL			HOT
>	CORAL	   ---->	 ORAL
>	ESSEX			  SEX
>
>Enjoy!
>
>			--Michael
>
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Michael Hill   <><  Isaiah 9:6 | "Perfect peace, mountains robed in glory
>hill@spot.Colorado.EDU         |  Coming into view
>                               |  Father speaks, Son becomes the story
>University of Colorado@Boulder |  Essence of all true"
>$ mv net.flames /dev/null      |         --King's X, "Out of the Silent Planet"
>-------------------------My boss is a Jewish carpenter!------------------------
>Did you ever notice that everybody in favor of abortion has already been born?!

		don's abortion home...
		you rape `em
		we scrape `em
		no fetus
		can beat us

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: klund@athena.mit.edu (Kent H Lundberg)
Subject: VooDoo wants your (humorous) zine
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Distribution: rec
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 16:51:12 GMT


VooDoo Magazine, MIT's Journal of Humour, wants to see your zine for its
upcoming "Zine Review" columns.  If you publish (or have) a humor zine,
a funny weird zine, or a just-plain-weird zine (that you think is funny),
send it to us, and we will review it and give you free plublicity in
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	MIT Room 50-309
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For a copy of the latest issue of VooDoo, include 5 ($.29) stamps with
your zine.  The submission deadline for the next issue is November 5, so
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(Shameless promotion on).  If you would just like a copy of the latest
issue, send $3 to the above address.  (Shameless promotion off).

--> Kent Lundberg, Editor-in-Trouble

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: EIVERSO@cms.cc.wayne.edu
Subject: If I had a nickel...(I'd nickel in the morning...)
Organization: Wayne State University, C&IT
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 01:39:40 GMT

I wish I had 2 cents for every time a person writes "Just my $0.02"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Just my $0.02
:)
 
--Eric
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cotera@woods.ulowell.edu
Subject: Re: Election Jokes
Organization: University of Lowell
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 18:37:36 GMT

In article <1992Oct9.054016.14850@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>>YOUR NOT VOTING MAY BE THE BIGGEST JOKE OF ALL!
>>	Actually, your act of casting a vote may be the biggest joke of all.
>>Ya see, the president is NOT chosen through popular vote.  The electoral 
>>college chooses him (gender-specific pronoun intended);  the make-up of the
>>electors is determined by the percentage of the population that participates
>>in the presidential primaries.  Ever hear of President Dewey? Me neither.  
>>Dewey ran against Truman and won according to the popular vote;  Truman
>>won according to the electoral vote.
>>	You might ask then, why is the popular vote tallied at all?  I
>>don't know for , but my gut feeling is that it is the biggest sham
>>in the modern ``free'' world.  Those in power don't have  to actually
>>give a shit about how ``we the people'' feel; they just have to APPEAR 
>>to care.
> 
> Agreed. The representative democracy we have in this country sucks wind.
> 
> 
> Ratboy

Agreed.  Kennedy also beat Nixon even though Nixon got the popular vote.  But
the joke is on Nixon, had he asked for a recount he would have won.
--Ray Cote
From: vaps0de@prism.gatech.EDU (Dustin Emhart)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Election Jokes
Date: 12 Oct 92 03:26:04 GMT
Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology

In <1992Oct9.000932.12886@asl.dl.nec.com> drinckes@csl.dl.nec.com (Doug Rinckes) writes:

[A quoted "Get out and vote, people of the U.S.A.!" article was here.]

>Look here diphead, this is NOT where you should post garbage like this.  This
>is rec.humour OK, not wank.politics.america.

You think this isn't the appropriate group? Obviously you're not familiar
with American politics....

"We need some continuity, and we need some change."
		--Bill Clinton, in tonight's
		  (U.S.) Presidential debate
-- 
Dustin Emhart                       |  CS Majors: We do more after 11 pm than
Georgia Institute of Technology     |  most people do all day.
Internet: vaps0de@prism.gatech.edu  |        -- me
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: viking@iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson)
Subject: Top Ten Reasons to Date a Nuclear Engineer
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 00:55:12 GMT


	This made the rounds at Iowa State University back in
about 1988; nuclear engineering is no longer an undergrad major.

	Top 10 Reasons To Be A Nuclear Engineer

10) you can impress your friends
 9) you can scare your enemies
 8) You'll make those Chem guys jealous that your bombs are
    bigger than their bombs.
 7) You'll get to use the pick-up line, "Mine glows in the dark."
 6) In the event of a holocaust, you'll know where to hide.
 5) "Fifty thou a year will buy a lot of beer."
 4) You can tell people, "I'm naturally radioactive, so back off!"
 3) Nuc E's make better breeders.
 2) Nuc E's have better rod control.
 1) Just to tick off those Greenpeace guys.

	Personally, the best reason to be a Nuc E is so you have
a license to kill anybody who says, "Nucular."

<Dan Sorenson, DoD #1066 |"I see angels on Ariels in leather and>
<z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu | chrome, Swooping down from heaven to >
<viking@iastate.edu      | carry me home."   ---    R. Thompson >
<ISU thinks I need more education, which they provide for a fee.>
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
From: s1071828@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au (Matthew Long)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Monash University College Gippsland, Churchill, 3842, Australia
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 03:34:14 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.090930.13104@phillip.edu.au> t9114138@phillip.edu.au writes:
>In article <1992Oct6.082403.202984@uctvax.uct.ac.za>, barrylev@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
>>>> I thought IBM stood for "I Bought Macintosh"
>>>
>>> Nope, that's  "I Broke Macintosh"
>
>	Isn't it "I Buried Macintosh" ?

Isn't it "What boring shit"? Piss off with your computer crap.

 Joke - Poeple who write boring stuff like this.


Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: mike@cd.com (Mike Heins)
Subject: Re: Retirement Bulletin
Organization: Central Data Corp., Champaign, IL
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 21:23:17 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.202931.16624@wam.umd.edu> monalisa@wam.umd.edu (Joe Leger) writes:
>
>**SHIT!!!!*** I screwed that one up..... OK, here it is....._really_
>
> [Some stuff deleted]
>
>-------Sorry for any typos...........
>

You apologize for having any typos, but did you apologize for NOT
having any typos?!?!!

Those of us who spend all day scrutinizing rec.humor in excruciating
detail and flaming offenders are not well served by this type of
behavior.  START MAKING SOME MISTAKES!!!!

# SAVE NET BANDWIDTH -- OFF A FLAMER TODAY!


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mattd@cltr.uq.oz.au (Matthew Deshon)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Centre for Language Teaching and Research, Uni of Queensland, AUSTRALIA.
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 09:39:19 GMT

grue@cs.uq.oz.au (Pauli Dale) writes:

>pjordan@rp.CSIRO.AU (Patrick Jordan) writes:

>>No, REAL men reject keyboards and just use a soldering iron and wire cutters.

>What are wire cutters for?

soldering iron?  We used to rub the solder between our hands to get it to
melt

:-)

matt

--
Matt Deshon	  				
Applications Programmer,                     "And all my instincts they return,
Centre for Language Teaching and Research     The grand facade so soon will burn
University of Queensland		      Without a noise, without my pride
email : mattd@cltr.uq.oz.au		      I reach out from the inside."
Phone : +61 7 365 6915				- Peter Gabriel
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jwodzia@dino.uucp (john wodziak)
Subject: Re: Request - What does Ph.D. stand for?
Reply-To: jwodzia@dino.UUCP (john wodziak)
Organization: Clemson University Engineering Department
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 02:46:45 GMT

In article <1992Oct15.225030.11701@hplabsz.hpl.hp.com> howeird@hplabsz.hpl.hp.com writes:
>According to mayne@cs.fsu.edu:
>>I know this is a perenial topic, but I've been goofing off working
>>on my dissertation instead of reading rec.humor. Now I need to know
>>10 things "Ph.D." stands for to put on invitations to my celebration.
>>Examles: Piled Higher and Deeper, Post Hole Digger, Past with High
>>Difficulty, and to finish up the list Phinally Done.
>
>Pin-headed Dope
>Phud
>Partially Healed Dyslexic
>Pretty Heavy Dude
Pure Horse Dung

>
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: --> WANTED: Scottish ballad (and jokes)
Followup-To: rec.humor.d
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 15:18:06 GMT

In article <BJNFsB1w163w@coyote.datalog.com> cobra@coyote.datalog.com (Ken Thompson) writes:
>jcoper@ccu.umanitoba.ca (D. Joseph Creighton) writes:
>
>> I am looking for a Scottish ballad I heard some time ago.  Someone told
>> 
>> A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair,
>> 
>
> 
>"The Scotsman" was performed & written by Bryan Bowers, and can be found, 
>among other places, I assume, on the two CD-set of "Dr. Demento's 20th 
>Anniversary Collection", on Rhino Records...the CD number is R2 70743.
> 
>Actually, the writing of the song is mis-attributed; writing atribution goes 
>to Mike Cross, a folk singer in the New York area.
>
>           _____         ______________________   _____                
>       |/    |          | cobra@datalog.com   |     |        /\        
>       |\ en |hompson   | cobra@jab.tus.az.us |     |ucson, /--\rizona 
>     ------------------------------------------------------------------

This song is performed live at least yearly by Alex Beaton at the
Highland Festival in Orange County, CA; and most probably at many other
Scottish Festivals throughout the country.  It is also on one of Alex's
albums, available most anywhere.

-- 
Larry A. Gilmore             Internet: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com
TRW SEDD, DH1/2849
P.O. Box 6213                Phone:    (310)764-3318
Carson, CA 90746             Fax:      (310)764-3946
From: JMK134@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE
Date: 16 Oct 92 05:58:35 GMT
Article-I.D.: psuvm.92290.015835JMK134
Organization: Penn State University

OK, I'll bite.  What's the green golf ball joke?

Jeff
From: mei172@cch.coventry.ac.uk (guru)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Woody Allen
Date: 12 Oct 92 13:47:43 GMT
Organization: Coventry University

In article <1992Oct5.140635.3326@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:
>eradm@brahms.Berkeley.EDU (Erik Radmall) writes:
>>Joseph Smith was the founder of the Mormon church - Brigham Young was its 2nd prez.
>>After J.S. was murdered. He had about 70 wives (must have been nice!).
>
>Spoken like somebody who's never had even 1 wife!

guru sez:
	or even spent a great deal of time with women...
-- 
      /~~~) /   / /~~~) /   /  
     (___/ (___/ /     (___/   These mind-expanding drugs have given me so much
        /                      imagination, I'm hallucinating grey vividly....
   (___/ mei172@cch.cov.ac.uk                       Victor Lewis-Smith
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: adam@owlnet.rice.edu (Adam Justin Thornton)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Milo's Meadow
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 17:32:45 GMT

In article <5547@balrog.ctron.com> smith@ctron.com writes:

>>>Right! I run System V on my VIC-20!
>>Hmmmm...well, I am getting SVR4 for my HP 48SX.....
>HA!  _I'm_ just finishing up a port of VMS for my Timex Sinclair!  Top THAT!

Yeah?  Yeah?  Well, I'm writing MVS for the ol' Altair 8800.  Bite ME!

Adam
-- 
"Man is conceived in sin and born in corruption and he passeth from the
 stink of the didie to the stench of the shroud.  There is _always_
 something." -- Robert Penn Warren | Vote Cthulhu in '92! | adam@rice.edu
If Rice shared my opinions I wouldn't have this disclaimer | 64,928
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fire-marshall-bill@escom.com
Subject: Re: .sig file
Reply-To: fire-marshal-bill@escom.com (Fire Marshall Bill)
Organization: ESCOM Corp., Oakton VA (USA)
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 01:46:46 GMT

tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ) writes:
>Hi. This is not really an r.h matter, but I'll post it here anyway since this
>is where I am having th problem.  The net seems to to cut off the last 2 lines
>of my .sig file. It should be this:

	huge, obnoxious signature deleted

>The net is cutting of my last 2 lines. Anyone have any suggestions?

	huge, obnoxious signature - 2 lines deleted

Fire Marshall Bill suggests that you make sure you've got plenty
of redundancy.  Maybe you could make a thousand duplicates of each 
of those two lines that are missing (be sure you use a friendly editor 
like "ed") and write them onto the end of each posting.  Sure, the 
net strips off a couple of lines, but you've got 998 extra lines left 
to make sure that each and every reader gets your complete message.

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.  Be sure you individually number each and
every one of those lines so that we can track down exactly which lines
are getting stripped off.  
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: g90c5787@giraffe.ru.ac.za (MS S WILSON-CROSS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: re:how they do it?
Date: 11 Oct 92 17:51:27 GMT
Article-I.D.: giraffe.g90c5787.13.718825887
Organization: Rhodes University, Grahamstown, South Africa

Drama students do it with an audience.

Computer Science students do it with hard drives.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE !!
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 02:21:52 GMT

Lewis Alderton (la@dcs.ed.ac.uk), the well known British tax evader wrote:
: In article <190390001@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com>, guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde) writes:
: > |	In rec.humor, hoefer4739@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
: > |
: > |            Just a response to the request for dyslexic jokes.
: > 
: > 
: > Hi, I'm lsydexic.
: 
: Does that mean you can't spill ??
: 
I'm a dyslexic atheist, I don't believe in dog.

Cheers
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
David Bromage       brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au   : 
Monash University                                : "I think thinking is 
Clayton, Victoria   				 :  so important"
 Australia                                       : 	-Baldrick
 						 :   
     May the source be with you			 :     
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
	All views expressed are my own except those which conflict with
	my personal opinions.
From: rajain@ecs.umass.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Funny Headline !!
Date: 14 Oct 92 15:14:54 GMT


Seen on today's edition of UMass "Daily Collegian" newspaper:

<Front Page headline !!!>

	"Hooker hears concerns of UM Community"



<hee! hee! They were referring to UMass President M. Hooker>   


.....more ?

Rajat.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Bones")
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Ever thought ...
Date: 8 Oct 92 21:53:05 GMT
Article-I.D.: saul.MJD.92Oct8175305
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: dnichols@engr.latech.edu's message of 8 Oct 92 17:10:50 GMT

In article <dnichols.15@engr.latech.edu> dnichols@engr.latech.edu (Dennis Nichols) writes:
>   Ever Thought what it would be like if COWS were the dominate species on
>   Earth ?
>	   --- things to make you go Hmmmmmm ---

Things to make you go Moooooo.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rahul@ece.scarolina.edu (Rahul Sharangpani)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Al Bundy comments..
Organization: USC  Department of Computer Science
Date: 15 Oct 92 20:16:19 GMT


I don't recollect the exact situation, but it went something 
like this.
Peggy to Al:  You look a little like tarzan, but you also look gay.
Al: Well, if Jane was like you, tarzan WOULD be gay.

:-)

Xref: sparky rec.humor:30582 aus.jokes:1511 alt.folklore.computers:14854
From: barrylev@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 6 Oct 92 10:24:03 GMT
Organization: University of Cape Town

> I thought IBM stood for "I Bought Macintosh"

Nope, that's  "I Broke Macintosh"
From: scratchy.caltech.edu!nathan (Nathan Mates)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
Date: 14 Oct 1992 21:38:20 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
NNTP-Posting-Host: scratchy.caltech.edu
Originator: nathan@scratchy

> >>for i = 1 to 1000000 (Or whatever, see it's flexible too :-)
> >>  print"Are you a virgin?"
> >>next i

> >Ok...I'l try. Here's a C version:
> >
> >for (i=0; i<1000000; i++) 
> >	printf("Are you a virgin?\n");
> >
> >You're right.....It *was* easy.
> 
> Here's the Common Lisp version:
> 
> (dotimes (i 1000000) (format t "Are you a virgin~%"))
> 
> Anyone care to do the Prolog version?

No, but here's the ORCA/M 65816 (Apple IIGS) version

GetRidOfThisPervert Puts #"You are a sick, depraved indidivual!",CR=T
                    Puts #"Next Question:",CR=T
                    brl GetRidOfThisPervert

  Hopefully, all those perverts who think that they can measure up to
someone else's (The Cultural Elite, aka Hollywood & Woody Allen, and
the gutter liberal press) standards will be so entranced by this endless
series of question that their brains (whoops; they never had them!)
and bodies will waste away and we'll be free of them!

   Remember, like illegal drugs, you cannot keep peddling a deadly
activity once people wise up or die. Hollywood, take note!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mortenh@edb.tih.no (Morten Hjoernevik,o91a)
Subject: Re: The best joke ever
Organization: T I H / T I S I P
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 12:13:36 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.115633.1143W@skylark.edb.tih.no>, stigh@edb.tih.no (Stig Husby) writes:


>RUR!

WOW!!!!

This one blasted me of my chair......


Awesome.



Morten H.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca (veenstra christopher)
Subject: Re: Roomates...
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 02:21:52 GMT

In article <BvtFqu.M79@cs.dal.ca> berardo@ug.cs.dal.ca (Troy Berardo) writes:
>	Quite a while ago I saw a List of Ways to Confuse (Annoy) your
>	roomate(s).  I think it was in this newsgroup and if anyone
>	happens to have it on file could they PLEASE send it to me.
>	Any help will be much appreciated.  Thanks in advance.
>						Troy
>

Well, this will probably end up like that purity thing (which I still have
not received a 5000 quest. version) so let me be the first to say:

ME TOO!!!

.sigs are for .wankers

Chris Veenstra
veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca
From: jhussain@cs.ucsd.edu (Jabir Hussain)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Clinton
Date: 7 Oct 92 18:48:42 GMT
Article-I.D.: sdcc12.39125
Organization: CSE Dept., U.C. San Diego

Just heard this from a caller (Misty) on Rush Limbaugh...

	When Clinton loses, we should send him candy for
	consolation, since he has already had Flowers...
Newsgroups: rec.humor