HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn)
Subject: Re: send your photo to me for conversion and posting
Organization: Craggenmoore public Unix system , Newcastle , Oz
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 00:07:35 GMT
Keywords: spew

daniel@mertwig.uucp (Daniel Drucker) writes:

|I have a 1200 dpi 16.7 million color scanner. I would be happy to scan
|pictures sent to me and upload them as 256 color .GIF's.

That's great... dont know anyone with a colour scanner, i have  a  few
friend  swith  b/w ones.. it would be worth the postage.. wont be much
for a small flat thing that hardly weighs anything...

|By the way, (see above quote) these aren't echos, they are newsgroups.
|This ain't fido.

Sorry...  

-Jared
-- 
			   = Jared Quinn =
                     jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au

		      "I want to break free..."
	

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn)
Subject: Re: rocket sci
Organization: Craggenmoore public Unix system , Newcastle , Oz
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 00:24:15 GMT

daniel@mertwig.uucp (Daniel Drucker) writes:

|kaya@world.std.com (Kaya Bekiroglu) writes:

|Vere arrr zum zings mahn vas naht ment to kno.

|(Thee are some things man was not meant to know, for those not-german
|speaking people out there.)

I never would have  guessed!!  <grin>...   Hmmm  I  think  non  german
speaking  people (i can talk abit of german...) would have had NO hope
in getting it <grin>

-- 
			   = Jared Quinn =
                     jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au

		      "I want to break free..."
	

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: liebea@rebecca.its.rpi.edu (Adam Fred Lieberman)
Subject: Re: More ponderings...
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 05:55:18 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.124210.11149@lds.loral.com> kurnik@lds.loral.com writes:
>In article 4123@cbfsb.cb.att.com, gpt@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (gabe.p.torok) writes:
>> ...
>>Which one - my brother?  Yeah, he's the older brother type, but the nice kind.
>
>Is there any other kind?

     Yeah: Wayne on _The Wonder Years_.  Also, Big Brother in 1984 :-).

						-Adam Lieberman
						 liebea@rpi.edu
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Wow, man.
X-To: ALL
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 22:17:00 GMT

    It seems that the news has really sped up today.  I guess whatever was
the problem before was fixed somewhere.

    Sarge?  Sarge?

---
    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com

                        I think, therefore I spew.
From: daniel@mertwig.uucp (Daniel Drucker)
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: Re: mail
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 18:45:34 EST
Reply-To: daniel%mertwig@uunet.uu.net  (Daniel Drucker)
Organization: Abnormalities of Reality

jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn) writes:

> Yuk.. I wouldn't be able to copy with 5 mins of Bull before I  got  to
> the  news..  tho I read my mail first if i have any ....  that reminds
> me Aliza... did my email get to you?
                     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jared, take to heart the following public service announcement, made
available from news.answers .

				------
Dear Ms. Postnews: I couldn't get mail through to somebody on another
site.  What should I do? -- eager@beaver.dam

A: Dear Eager: No problem, just post your message to a group that a
lot of people read.  Say, "This is for John Smith.  I couldn't get
mail through so I'm posting it.  All others please ignore."

This way tens of thousands of people will spend a few seconds scanning
over and ignoring your article, using up over 16 man-hours their
collective time, but you will be saved the terrible trouble of
checking through Usenet maps or looking for alternate routes.  Just
think, if you couldn't distribute your message to 30,000 other
computers, you might actually have to (gasp) call directory assistance
for 60 cents, or even phone the person.  This can cost as much as a
few DOLLARS (!) for a 5 minute call!

And certainly it's better to spend 10 to 20 dollars of other people's
money distributing the message then for you to have to waste $9 on an
overnight letter, or even 29 cents on a stamp!

Don't forget.  The world will end if your message doesn't get through,
so post it as many places as you can.
it's your duty to respond.
            -----



--
Daniel Drucker        N2SXX       Coconut seashells whispering to me
daniel%mertwig@uunet.uu.net         "Forever, forever, my Coda..."
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn)
Subject: Re: dum dee doo
Organization: Craggenmoore public Unix system , Newcastle , Oz
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 21:09:52 GMT
Keywords: spew

gpt@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (gabe.p.torok) writes:

|Hmmm...Not much.  For once I don't feel like spewing - maybe later or
|tomorrow.

Oh well....

  my terminal is stuffing... I have to press the keys  twice!!

 I will write back in a sec..

|			Aliza

-- 
			   = Jared Quinn =
                     jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au

		      "I want to break free..."
	

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn)
Subject: Re: Suicide
Organization: Craggenmoore public Unix system , Newcastle , Oz
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 22:03:58 GMT

jamie@garfield.cs.mun.ca (Jamie Cashin) writes:

|Well I'd like to majorly object, but then that would be censorship, and I hate
|that.. and I hate to impose my opinions on others.  So I just offer my
|opinion, and tell you to ignore it (huh?).  I don't think it should be posted,
|cause if it had been here a few weekends ago, I would have used it.

|But that's me.

Hmm  Well   a   few   people   want   it...    and   they   dont   get
alt.suicide.holiday  i  could  probably post it to them email but this
system polls Long Distance and I cant send much email or recieve it...
We  get  our  news  from  the  local  uni  tho..  our Email comes from
melbourne...

I could put the people in touch with the person who upkeeps  the  list
and they could get it email from them?

-Jared










|>|End Transmission. 

|>-- 
|>			   = Jared Quinn =
|>                     jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au

|>		      "I want to break free..."
|>	

|-- 
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
|"To explore new worlds, seek out new             "be excellent to each other"
| life forms.   To go boldly where no
| DOS  programmer  has  gone before!"                 jamie@garfield.cs.mun.ca
-- 
			   = Jared Quinn =
                     jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au

		      "I want to break free..."
From: bz820@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Christopher M. Paulus)
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: To Paul re: touch-type
Date: 26 Jan 1993 01:10:17 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


Yes, I touch-type as well, but only because I have to.  I think 
I mentioned to you that I'm blind.  Typing came easy for me.  I 
learned in the fifth grade.  I can still remember taking typing 
tests where I'd listen to a tape, and type, with the words per 
minute spoken faster each time-writing.  It was rather fun.  I 
can type around 110 WPM last time I checked.
-- 
Chris Paulus
Baltimore, MD
bz820@cleveland.freenet.edu
CompuServe:  71541,1617
From: andrewm@zooid.guild.org (Andrew McCallum)
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: Re: Exams are bleeps
Date: 27 Jan 93 15:00:00 GMT
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
X-To: GABE.P.TOROK

And the other quote is from me:
From gpt@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (gabe.p.torok)
>>     I saw Marsha today.  I don't know her, but I wish I could have just run
>> up and hug her.  That's so stupid, I know.  Just one of those 7 sexual
>> fantasies per hour that we have.  (thanks Statistics Canada.  I really
>> apreciated that.).
>>     After that I saw Laura, who I haven't talked about before, but I sorta
>> have a personal history with her.  Personal, because it's all with me and
>> nothing with her.  I wish I could have hugged her too.  damn...
>>
>I've had urges to go up to some guy and hug him.  So damn annoying.

    Do it.  I love to get hugs from everybody.  He probly wouldn't mind.

    Oh, you have to know him a little bit as well.  If I went up to Marsha or
Laura and gave them a hug, they'd probly scream.

>>     This guy I know (who I used to consider a friend, but I don't think so
>> after that time where I was thinking about suicide) sat down and started
>> talking to me.  It seemed that he was uneasy doing it, but he somehow wanted
>> to do it.  Not to make me uneasy or anything, just like it was something he
>> had to do for some moral reason.  Maybe he was feeling guilty because of all
>> the hell that he and his 'friends' put me though.  I don't know.  I don't
>> let go of my grudges easily.
>>
>What did he do to you in the first place?

    Oh, just stuff.  I don't feel like getting into details.

>> wasn't that much either.  I was calling boards about 4 times an hour.  I got
>> a couple of letters from Aliza, but she hasn't returned them.  I'm dying to
>> hear from her, actually.  Someone to talk to.
>>
>Aw, gee, thanks, Andrew.

    Welcome.

>>     Aww hell.  I have nothing to say.  Nothing worth saying.  I may as well
>> bleep.
>>
>Do any of us ever have something to say?

    Sometimes.

---
    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com

                        I think, therefore I spew.
From: jfox@sumax.seattleu.edu (<-----Shadoxx----->)
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: Re: The Hidden Brain Damage Scale
Date: 25 Jan 1993 16:58:30 -0800
Organization: Seattle University
Distribution: world
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From jfox Mon Jan 25 16:57:08 1993
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From: "<jfox@seattleu.edu>" <jfox@seattleu.edu>
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To: jfox
Subject: TVI905:PROTOCALL/alt.kids-talk
Status: R


Oh God! another critic.  It was a boo-boo! oh well thats what I get for using a TVI....Eh? Talkin' about (aboat for canadians) short posts yours isn't too 
	awefully long. one line without .sig
No harm intended>.

By the way this is a test........

Shadoxx The Wizard of Wit<-----AKA----->jfox@seattleu.edu
"Thumb on the blade and strike upward." Napoleon

<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++________________________________________________________________________________Just makin' sh
uer it posts
From: daniel@mertwig.uucp (Daniel Drucker)
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: Re: Andrew's sig
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 93 21:05:05 EST
Reply-To: daniel%mertwig@uunet.uu.net  (Daniel Drucker)
Organization: Abnormalities of Reality

Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:

>     .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
>     .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
>     .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com
> 
>                                   Byte me.


Andrew, do you change the last line of your sig yourself all the time,
or is it random from a file?



--
Daniel Drucker        N2SXX       Coconut seashells whispering to me
daniel%mertwig@uunet.uu.net         "Forever, forever, my Coda..."
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: gpt@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (gabe.p.torok)
Subject: Re: bach
Summary: hi
Organization: AT&T
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 21:51:56 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.4632.2293@dosgate>, mike.clemens@canrem.com (mike clemens) writes:
> 
>         out and anyone got it.  my name's Mike and I'm from an
>         armpit-ville called Guelph.  it's between London Ontario and
>         Toronto Ontario.  it really sucks, I wish I lived in a real
>         city.  oh well.  neways, here's some info on me:
>
Yeah, I live in a pretty small town where you can't get anywhere without
a car.  It really sucks.

	 
>         Name:  Mike Clemens
>         Age:  17
>         Location:  Guelph, Ontario (about 100km from Toronto)
>         School:  In grade 12 at Centennial CVI
>         Appearance:  I'm about 5'6, and I have blond hair (but I'm not
>            stupid (well, not _very_ stupid)) and blue eyes.
>         Hobbies:  Reading echomail, programming, waterskiing, hanging
>            out with my friends, listening to music, etc.
>
Hey, a fellow wateskier!  Do you do slalom?

          Favorite music groups:  Led Zeppelin, Guns n' Roses, The Cult,
>            Metallica, Jimi Hendrix, Genesis, Guess Who, Depeche Mode,
>            The Cure, Enigma, Sass Jordan, Megadeth, etc.
>         Favorite movies:  Naked Gun, Naked Gun 2+, Sneakers, F/X, Ferris
>            Bueler's Day Off, Under Seige, etc.
>
I love Ferris Bueler's Day Off - it should be considered a classic.
 
>         ...  I know Andrew Mccallum and Brent Morton from another
>         conference I use, NANet Teens.  it used to be awesome but now it
>         bites.  they kicked Andrew out, and appointed a 23 year old
>         moderator.  oh well.
>
Yeah, I'm scared that we'l  get a moderator some day.  And this group
just wouldn't be the same without Andrew.
 
>         cyal8rmons
> 
> --
> Mike Clemens - Canada Remote Systems - mike.clemens@canrem.com
> Feedback is your friend! - CFRU 93.3FM in Guelph, Ontario, Canada.
> ---
>  ~ SLMR 2.1a ~ You learn something useless every day.
> --
> Canada Remote Systems  - Toronto, Ontario
> World's Largest PCBOARD System - 416-629-7000/629-7044

Aliza
From: daniel@mertwig.uucp (Daniel Drucker)
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: Re: rocket sci
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 20:35:45 EST
Reply-To: daniel%mertwig@uunet.uu.net  (Daniel Drucker)
Organization: Abnormalities of Reality

kaya@world.std.com (Kaya Bekiroglu) writes:

> >    Well, that's wasn't the WHOLE truth.  I work at a summer camp doing
> >model rocketry.  Basicaly, kids come in and we help them make model rockets,
> >and they launch them off at the end of the week.
> 
> As long as you can do a thick German accent, it's fine my me.

Vere arrr zum zings mahn vas naht ment to kno.

(Thee are some things man was not meant to know, for those not-german
speaking people out there.)



--
Daniel Drucker        N2SXX       Coconut seashells whispering to me
daniel%mertwig@uunet.uu.net         "Forever, forever, my Coda..."
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: found this
X-To: ALL
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 21:31:00 GMT

    Found this place in comp.sys.ibm.pc:

>Organization: Hewlett-Packard / Center for Primal Scream Therapy

    You've got to wonder about some of those jobs....

---
    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com

                                  Byte me.

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: Come on stupid idiots!
X-To: JOHN C. BARTHELMES
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 20:57:00 GMT

From jcbarthe@rodan.acs.syr.EDU (John C. Barthelmes)
>Ok... if buttered bread always lands buttered side down, and cats always
>land on their feet... what would happen if you dropped a cat with a
>piece of buttered bread (butter side up) tied to the cats back??

    It'd fall on it's side, I think.

---
    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com

                                  Byte me.

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: jcbarthe@rodan.acs.syr.EDU (John C. Barthelmes)
Subject: Re: Come on stupid idiots!
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 22:37:43 EST

In article <1993Jan25.132535.3014@gacvx2.gac.edu> vlarson@quince.gac.edu (Viktoria J Larson) writes:
>In article <1993Jan25.124349.24497@lds.loral.com>  writes:
>> While we're on traffic lights...do they turn from green to yellow to red  
>or is it
>> green to orange to red.  I think the caution/warning light is yellow,  
>but I've had
>> several people swear it's orange...
>> 
>> -T.J.
>> 
>
>Yellow.  'Least in California they are...
>
>-Vikki

Orange... yellow... it doesnt really matter. If I see that its not
red and its not green, Im usually going to fast (to try to make it)
to actually SEE the color...

-- 
|*     John C. Barthelmes            | Its is difficult to say what is   *|
|* jcbarthe@rodan.acs.syr.edu        |   impossible,  for the dream of   *|
|* jcbarthe@syredu.bitnet            |   yesterday is the hope of today  *|
|* barthelm@jane.cs.fredonia.edu     |   and the reality of tomorrow!    *|
From: jfox@sumax.seattleu.edu (<-----Shadoxx----->)
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: Ranting and Raveing (Spew)
Date: 21 Jan 1993 16:03:45 -0800
Organization: Seattle University
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Huh?
I didn't understand your last message.
	Kristin

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: hfrg@cs.mcgill.ca (Peter Choi)
Subject: LUNAR NEW YEAR
Organization: SOCS - McGill University, Montreal, Canada
Distribution: WORLD
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 03:31:06 GMT

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!  Year of the Rooster!
BONNE ANNEE !!	Annee du Coq!

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Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: blevenso@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Bryan D Levenson)
Subject: Re: Okay, here's one...
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 18:06:53 GMT

In article <1993Jan23.121921.2991@gacvx2.gac.edu> vlarson@hotspur.gac.edu (Vikt
oria J Larson) writes:
>In article <1993Jan21.123536.23443@lds.loral.com>  writes:
>>
>> My girlfriend and I had this discussion recently and I wanted to know
>what you girls
>> and guys thought of it.
>>
>> In her house, she has several doors which are made of glass and that
>slide open
>> instead of swinging open.  What are they called?
>>
>> I call them "glass sliding doors" because they are sliding doors made of
>glass as
>> opposed to wood.  She says they're "sliding glass doors."  I guess
>because they're
>> glass doors that slide.  I don't know...life's a beach!
>>
>> later
>> -T.J.
>Definately "Sliding Glass Doors"
Definitely "Sliding Glass Doors"; it rolls off the tongue much more easily 
(Then again so does Jack-Ching-Ba-Da-Bing [:see America's Funniest People])

                B-Man! (Bryan D Levenson) [blevenso@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu)

 **************.sig pending  approval ("It's stuck in appropriations again!")
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: pjmorse@unix.amherst.edu (Polar Bear)
Subject: Re: You
Organization: Amherst College
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 06:16:00 GMT

Andrew McCallum (andrewm@zooid.guild.org) wrote:
:     No matter how many girls like you, it's always the one who says "No."
: that you want the most.
 
Bingo. Y'know, "great" men have written entire novels about that... now that
that is pinned down, the next step is "why"?

(no, _I_ don't know, I'm just wondering.) 

--
Polar Bear                          i won't be a monkey in anyone's zoo
pjmorse@amherst.edu                 and i won't get fazed, whatever you do
pjmorse@unix.amherst.edu            "hit him again, he's crazy"
                                                   -ride
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn)
Subject: Re: A Question
Organization: Craggenmoore public Unix system , Newcastle , Oz
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 17:48:30 GMT

mahunt@eos.ncsu.edu (MARK ALLAN HUNT) writes:

|Heres a quick question for ya. Why can we not go the speed of light?

Easy, because if we were travelling at the speed of light we would not
be moving.... If we were going faster then the speed of light we would
be  going  furthur  into  time  and  the  future...   We   thats   one
explanation...  a  more  logical one is that the faster the speed, the
heavy  the object becomes and thereofre by the time the object reaches
anything too fast it will cease moveing as it cannot push itself it is
that heavy...

-Jared
-- 
			   = Jared Quinn =
                     jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au

		      "I want to break free..."
	

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