From: sl859@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics
Subject: Re: LNH ... padding and expositions, foreshadow final climax ...
Date: 8 Sep 92 20:51:24 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

wReam sat back and smiled thinking of all the issues he had sold last night,
despite the stupid modem problems that kept him up until 4:30am.  I gotta 
get a better modem program, he thought as he watched the collossal mess of
notices clamour to explain what really happened.  The Editors and writers 
were busy explaining away the event when wReam stumbled across a most 
serious threat to the system.  Acton Lord had discovered him!  He had not
antecipated the fiend even knowing what "..." was called and yet he knew
there was someone out there depositting ellipses everywhere.  Acton Lord 
had mistakenly thought it was a new hero, but wReam knew the threat was
too close to home.  

In a blatant exposition wReam conveniently thought loud enough to be heard
across the net with a semi-convincing explanation(in quotation marks even!).    

	"Acton Lord has mistakenly supposed that these Ellipses are the 
mark of power of some new, as of yet, unexplored person.  But No!  In 
reality, they are the residual power trailings of wReam's Power Postings.
Were Acton Lord able to put together the ellipses phenomenae with the Ultimate
Ninja, He would discover my secret identity and pipebomb my garage!  I cannot 
have that!  Acton Lord must be Silenced!"

Just then the DRIZZTSAT came on line... Acton Lord was not responsible for
the mess of Cross-overs after all!  It was the CrossOver Queen.  
At the same time Continuity Champ and Captain Continuity were having an
identity crisis!  Yet neither of them realized that they were one and the
same!!!   

It was time for another BLATANT EXPOSITION on the part of wReam's thoughts
in quotation...

	"Yes, both Continuity Champ and Captain Continuity are one and the
same.  Aparently, overexposure to Dyslexia had caused Continuity Champ to 
become himself with a different name.  He even did things he was not 
responsible for, because of Dyslexia's ability to warp the LNH reality."

	The LNH turned to Continuity Champ and said, "But you are Captain
Continuity" which explains why we are all befuddled at your need to sneak
in here and demand his ousting. "Besides, we like your personality better."

"Gosh, with so many people involved in this cross-post-overs I shudder to 
think what Continuity Champ's job must really be like.  

Just then the screams of Spelling Boy could be heard from net.earth.  In an
attempt to shrug off his defeat, he had unleashed Professor Perhap and was
being eaten by ravenous wolves.  Hahahaha.  I knew that little trap would
catch the twerp!  Too Bad, he had to return to the scene of the crime!  
wReam congratulated himself as he had planned it all along.  

Total Carnage spread below, but being reserved Ultimate Ninja stayed alert and
distant from the battlings.  Marvel Zombie Boy who held the Cosmic Plot Device
was playing dead in many pieces, of course.  But how could they seriously 
expect to kill him!  The undead are already dead!  Marvel Zombie Boy will be
back.  Ultimate Ninja took an arrow, a bow a piece of parchment and a quill
with an inkwell out of his costume.  (Ninja's have thier methods of carrying
things, and in the comics, there is no such thing as encumbrance(sp?)) 
He hurriedly scrawled a brief message on it and secured it to the arrow.  Then
letting the arrow fly, he launched it deep into the heart of Acton Lord's 
lair.  Acton Lord conveniently read the message alloud. "CrossOver Queen
and Royalty King are attempting to Louise Simonsonize the NET!  You must 
do something to stop them!  Even you are not invulnerable from this threat."
Acton Lord Gasped in horror, only a pure mad man would perpetuate the
debotchery of this hellspawn!  Acton Lord knew he needed a decoy if
his plan to depose Crossover Queen was to succeed so he contacted Sig Lad.
Sig Lad's overwhelming drive to do good would be the perfect distraction.
				
						wReam...
					   Ultimate Ninja

P.S.  wReam finished at the terminal in time to catch the late show of 
CatWoman at the dollar theatre... Or was that Batman Returns, I forget,
he certainly wasn't why he went to see the show though.