HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: maven@lerc.nasa.gov (Larry Fishbach)
Subject: Re: Riddle -
Reply-To: maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center, Cleveland, OH
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 17:22:33 GMT

In article <By0Msr.7uu@newcastle.ac.uk>, S.E.Rigden@newcastle.ac.uk (Simon Rigden) writes:
> 
>  The following is a riddle I saw the other day. Some people get it straight
> away but mathematicians seem to have difficulty - tell it to one and see.
> 
> 
>  A man is talking to a zoo keeper :
> 
> 
>  Man : How many animals are there in your zoo?
> 
>  ZK  : Well, I can tell you that there are 64 heads and 186 legs?
> 
>  Is it possible to work out the answer to the mans question from this?
> 
> 
> 
>  -Simon "I really should get round to creating a .sig" Rigden
>  -(S.E.Rigden@ncl.ac.uk)

 Yes extremely simple algebra problem - I'll give a hint
 to the answer, there are 6 more of one kind than another.
 That's the mathematician answer, but assuming there are no
 freak animals there, you don't need to know math to get it right.
-- 
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maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov   Larry Fishbach @ NASA Lewis Cleveland Ohio
"Everything here is my own opinion"   Quoth the Maven "Evermore"
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From: EC0AAEF@MUSIC.TCS.TULANE.EDU (EC0AAEF)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Blond Jokes/Sorority Jokes
Date: 23 Nov 92 17:19:39 GMT
Organization: Your MUSIC System
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-4364]: music.tcs.tulane.edu

Could it be that the large degree to which the lists of blond
jokes and sorority jokes are the same is because most sorority
girls seem to be blond?


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From: v140pxgt@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Mommy Mommy
Date: 18 Nov 92 06:54:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


	For what it's worth, some guy in Georgia just e-mailed me one(He can't
post to the net easily):

Mommy, Mommy, what's a nymphomaniac?
Shut up and help me get Gramma off the doorknob!

						Dan Case
						V140PXGT@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu (Gundlach Family account)
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Organization: UGA Statistics Department
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 21:41:52 GMT

In article <1e8kl3INNkoe@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> cstadcb@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr C Isaac) writes:
%_
%_Please send me a copy of this green golf ball joke. The curiosity alone
%_is enough to justify any risk. I for one am -sure- that I want to know
%_what all of the fuss is about.!?!

Well said, my man! Send me a copy too!


-- 
********************************************************************************
*-:^) *** Mike Gundlach        * "No, please, call me, 'Wonko the Sane'.
* Gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu.*  Goodbye, and Thanks For all the Fish
********************************************************************************
From: tck@bend.ucsd.edu (Kevin Marcus)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christmas songs
Date: 18 Nov 92 16:42:58 GMT
Article-I.D.: network.1edrqiINN6qm
Organization: Linguistics Department, UCSD
NNTP-Posting-Host: bend.ucsd.edu

Can anyone tell me where the FAQ for rec.humor is?  Is there one?  Someone just
mentioned it...

Is there an FTP site it is attainable at?
From: rperrin@cc.uow.edu.au (ronald perrin)
Subject: Ducks
Keywords: Ducks Disease
Organization: University Of Wollongong
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 05:26:33 GMT

What's the difference between a duck????

One leg is both the same!!!!

Ronald - University of Wollongong. NSW. Australia
Xref: sparky rec.humor:34675 rec.humor.d:2698
From: bxg5360@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: I don't get 10/28 Far Side
Date: 23 Nov 92 22:22:17 GMT
Reply-To: bxg5360@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology

I hate cats.

How do you make a cat scream?




















throw it in front of a moving semi-truck.
B)


-Skip

BXG5360@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dennisp@kpc.com (Dennis Preston)
Subject: Re: ... GET A LIFE (GGBJ) ...
Organization: Kubota Pacific Computer Inc, Santa Clara, CA
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 20:08:56 GMT

In article <1992Nov18.180704.9883@bcrka451.bnr.ca> isupstud@bnr.ca writes:
>
>Whoever posts these damn things have got to be the most boring, lame people
>Todd Strilchuk:
>
So? Post a joke!
From: drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu (David Gutierrez)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: TOP 10 REASONS DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
Date: 19 Nov 1992 20:04:07 GMT
Organization: Univ. Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center

Someone just posted this on rec.pets.dogs - she says she got it off a Hallmark
post card.

----------------------------------

TOP 10 REASONS DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

10.  More sophisticated fashion sense.
 9.   Love to dance.
 8.   Willing to sleep on rug and fetch on command.
 7.   Spend less time worrying about hair loss.
 6.   Old buddies don't show up on the doorstep unexpectedly.
 5.   Utterly disinterested in professional sports.
 4.   Your parents find them easier to like.
 3.   Rarely jealous of your former boyfriends.
 2.   Willing to hold your purse in public.
 1.   Unlikeley to roll over and lose consciousness
          immediately following intense play.


David Gutierrez
drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu

"Only fools are positive." - Moe Howard

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: phardie@nastar.uucp (Pete Hardie)
Subject: Re: =1= The 1992 Usenet Winter Olympics
Keywords: Usenet Winter Olympics coverage -- exclusively on USPN!
Organization: Digital Transmission Systems, Duluth, GA.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 17:55:50 GMT


Objection!

Those people are using net.steriods!  They are getting paid to post to the
net!  Their mothers wear funny clothes!

I've worked hard for years in my spare time to get into these events, and `
nobody is gonna keep me out anymore!

:->
-- 
Pete Hardie:  phardie@nastar  (voice) (404) 497-0101
Digital Transmission Systems, Inc., Duluth GA
Member, DTS Dart Team           |  cat * | egrep -v "signature virus|infection" 
Position:  Goalie               |
From: bmcnulty@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (BOB MCNULTY)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: THE GREAT CABALLERO
Date: 19 Nov 92 16:38:05 GMT
Reply-To: bmcnulty@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
Organization: California State University, Chico
NNTP-Posting-Host: oavax.csuchico.edu



	The infamoue Cabellero limerick as told to me 20 some odd years ago by
				Mike "Mucus" Miller.



There once was a great caballero
who walked the streets broad and narrow
and down from his knee hung his bom bom ba dee
and two of his bom bom ba deros.

Well, he met an extremly gay senorita
and stuck unto she
his bom bom ba dee
and, EIE went his bom bom ba deros.

After time he went to the medico
who said he had a rare disease,  so..
he cut of from he
his bom bom ba dee
and one of his bom bom ba deros.

Now he lays with his head on his pillow
and reaches down for his willow
but all he find there 
is a small patch of hair
and one of his bom bom baderos.

        ////////      "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition
       (       )        from mediocre minds."   
        \ @ @ /                          A. Einstein
-------w---U---w----
Bob McNulty, CA. STATE UNIV., CHICO
BMCNULTY@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
From: cail@ecs.umass.edu (Brian J. Cail, University of Massachusetts)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: In search of e!!!
Date: 20 Nov 92 07:47:03 GMT

IN SEARCH of e!!!

If anyone has or can generate a approximation of the number e (2.71828 . . .)
could you please e-mail me the output?  I'd like an approximation to 50,000
decimal places to fit next to a print-out of Pi to the same decimal place.


					Thanks,

					Bri
					<Cail@ecs.umass.edu>

-----
what would the world do without engineers?
From: hovnania@iftccu.boeing.com (Paul Hovnanian)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Please send me THE INVISIBLE GOLFBALL JOKE
Date: 19 Nov 92 17:45:03 GMT
Organization: Boeing Commercial Airplane Group

/ iftccu:rec.humor / pdlemass@unix2.tcd.ie (Something original) /  1:15 am  Nov 18, 1992 /
Please (multiplied by one million ) send me the Invisible golfball joke.
I've heard it's really funny. If you think you might get flamed or your
account taken away though , I under stand . Also , if you've heard it 
and don't think you'd tell it properly don't bother. If you had it saved
but deleted it by accident , don't worry ,I'm sure some one will have it.

Thanks a trilion  in advance ,
Peter Lemass.

P.S. I was watching this North Ameican Show the other day and one of the
characters (Biff was his name ) said "A sucker is born every 
nano-second " What did he mean ???????
----------
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: swongta@csws13.ic.sunysb.edu ()
Subject: *** The Chicken ***
Originator: swongta@csws13.ic.sunysb.edu
Organization: State University of New York at Stony Brook
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 12:45:11 GMT

Why did the chicken cross the road??

----
Walt Whitman:  To cluck the song of itself.

Jack Nicholson:  'Cause it (censored) wanted to.  That's the (censored) reason.

John Paul Jones:  It has not yet begun to cross!

Ralph Waldo Emerson:  It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

Aristotle:  To actualize its potential.

Roseanne Barr:  Urrrrrp.  What chicken?

Pyrrho the Skeptic:  What road?

William Shakespeare:  I don't know why, but methinks I could rattle off
a hundred-line soliloquy without much ado.

Thomas Paine:  Out of common sense.

TS Eliot:  Weialala leia / Wallala leialala.

Groucho Marx:  Chicken?  What's all this talk about chicken?  Why, I had
an uncle who thought he was a chicken.  My aunt almost divorced him, but
we needed the eggs.

Karl Marx:  To escape the bourgeois middle-class struggle.

Mark Twain:  The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Mr. Scott:  'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. 
Ah canna work miracles, Captain.

Robert Frost:  To cross the road less traveled by.

Sigmund Freud:  The chicken was obviously female and obviously
interpreted the pole on which the crosswalk sign was mounted as a
phallic symbol of which she was envious, selbstverstaendlich.

William Wordsworth:  To have something to recollect in tranquility.

Caesar:  To come, to see, to conquer.

Bill the Cat:  Oop Ack.

Rene Descartes:  It had sufficient reason to believe it was dreaming anyway.

Zsa Zsa Gabor:  It probably crossed to get a better look at my legs,
which thank goodness are good, dahling.

George Bush:  To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights.

Epicurus:  For fun.

T.S. Eliot revisited: Do I dare to cross the road?

Howard Cosell:  It may very well have been one of the most astonishing
events to grace the annals of history.  An historic, unprecedented avian
biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement
formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable
occurence.

Salvador Dali:  The Fish.

Lee Iacocca:  It found a better car, which was on the other side of the road.

Mae West: I invited it to come up and see me sometime.

James Tiberius Kirk:  To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Ernest Hemingway:  To die.  In the rain.

Gilligan: The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. 
If not for the plumage of its peerless tail the chicken would be lost. 
The chicken would be lost!

Socrates:  To pick up some hemlock at the corner druggist.

The Sphinx:  You tell me.

---
from the December 1989 issue of the Calvin College Dialogue.
From: f005@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Request:  The Story of Sex!
Date: 19 Nov 92 22:18:23 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <7o9FuB3w165w@netlink.cts.com>, tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
 writes:
>trwagner@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu (Ted Wagner) writes:
>
>>
>>
>>      Hi.  A few years back, when I still had a real job
>> and was not in school, there was a sheet of paper pass around
>> with a nice long joke...but extremely funny.
>>
>>      The story was called, I think 'The Story of Sex'.
>>
>>      It was about a man's dog whose name was 'sex'.  Everything
>> the man said about his dog got him in trouble.
>>
>>      Does anyone have a copy?  Could it be posted please?
>>
>> Thanks
>>
>> --
>>          Swallowing your pride rarely leads to indigestion.
>>          A hard thing about business is minding your own!
>> -trwagner@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu   &    trwagner@kiwi.ucs.indiana.edu-
>> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>You will have to read "Dear Abby" for that one.
>
>--
>INTERNET:  tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
>UUCP:   ...!ryptyde!netlink!tumidity
>NetLink Online Communications * Public Access in San Diego, CA (619) 453-1115
>

    The story goes like this:
                 WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR DOG
    Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".
    I call mine "Sex".
    Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to
renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a License for
Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too!"  Then I said, "But this is a dog."
He said he didn't care what she looked like.  Then I said, "But you don't
understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old."  He said I must have
been quite a kid.
     When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me.  I
told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special
room for Sex.  He said every room in the place was for sex.  I said, "You
don't uderstand, Sex keeps me awake at night."  The clerk said, "Me too!"
     One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began,
the dog ran away.  Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there
looking around.  I told him I had planned to have sex in the contest.  He told
me I should have sold my own tickets.  "But you don't understand," I said.  "I
had hoped to have Sex on T.V."  He called me a show off.
     When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of
the dog.  I said, "Your Honor, I had sex before I was married."  The
judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me.
He said, "Me too."
     Last night Sex ran off again.  I spent hours looking around town for him.
A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4
o'clock in the morning?"  I said, "I'm looking for Sex."
    My case comes up on Friday.
From: gulati@cs.bu.edu (Sanjay Gulati)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ggbj
Date: 17 Nov 92 02:11:03 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department, Boston University, Boston, MA, USA

In article <16NOV199215351415@rosie.uh.edu> inde7fw@rosie.uh.edu (Loftis, Danny) writes:
>
> bullshit.  utter bullshit.
>  i happen to know that the joke doesn't exist and it never did.
>i'm not sure who you think you're fooling, but it sure as hell isn't me.
>
>
>

FYI this joke was last posted on APRIL 1 1991, now if u guys grovel
enuff i might take pity and repost....



--
sg

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gumby@spock.uucp (Danny Richman)
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 17:40:10 GMT

In article <19934.2b07c212@ul.ie> 9111298@ul.ie writes:
>In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
>>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
>>>>
>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>they'd be....
>>>>
>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>they'd be...
>>>>
>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>they'd be...
>> 
>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>> 999,999,996Green bottles hanging on the wall
>> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>> they'd be...
>> 
> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
> there'd be...
>
999,999,994 Green bottles hanging on the wall
999,999,994 Green bottles hanging on the wall
and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
they'd be....
-- 
                                              gumby@choate.edu

 -My name's Gumby damnit! Not Gum! It's Gumby!
From: Michael.Howard@f4018.n282.z1.tdkt.kksys.com (Michael Howard)
Sender: FredGate@tdkt.kksys.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: GGBJ
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 02:03:43 -0600

NOTE: This message was originally addressed to ALL
      and was forwarded to you by MARK STEIGER
                          --------------------
Reply-To: mlxh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Michael Howard)

At great personal risk (hhmmm... :-) I am posting the green golfball joke.
This will hopefully clear up the fuss about it 'not existing', and show
every1
what all the fuss was about. <below edit taken off of monochrome somewhere>



Ok, so here it comes...


... the green golf ball joke...


... <drumroll> ...


<Warning: is slightly sick: do not read if easily offended>

---------------------------------------------------[Thu Nov  7 15:42:46
1991]--


 This vicar is hearing confession from this guy, who tells him about a
brothel
he goes to where a woman can give a blow job while singing! The vicar can
hardly believe this, but the man assures him it's true. 'It must be a
miracle!'
thinks the vicar to himself, but thinks no more about it.

 The next day, he gets drunk on communal wine, and decides to check out this
incredible thing for himself! So he goes to the brothel, and asks the madame
about the amazing miracle woman he's heard about who does the singing blow
jobs. The madame shows him a picture of the beautifull girl, but tells him
he 
has to be blindfolded while she does the business, so the way she does it
can
be kept a secret.

 The vicar agrees, and pays the madame. She leads him into a dark room, 
followed by the girl, who seductively undresses him, then blindfolds him.
But
just before he notices something about the size of a green golf ball on a 
shelf in the corner.

 Anyway, the woman starts to do the business, and then suddenly breaks into
angellic song while giving the vicar the best blow job he's ever had in his
life! <and he used to get about a bit before taking the vows!> After she
finished, he was just overcome with curiosity, and made a grab for the
light!

 All he saw was the girl on the bed and, in the corner on the shelf, a
single
glass eye... 


(BC.)
<you can tell how much of a nerd some1 is by how long it takes them 2 get
it:-> 
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         \           |    How happy is the moron, he doesn't give a damn.
  (mostly harmless)  |     I wish I were a moron. My god, perhaps I am!     
  



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From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Joke, bad, elephants, jellybeans, radios
Date: 18 Nov 92 04:24:07 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

Two things first the question,  There is a joke that goes "Two elephants are
sitting in a bathtub, one says pass the soap, the other replies no soap,
radio."  Why does he say this and more importantly why is this so funny when
I'm drunk and so confusing when I'm sober.  Secondly a joke:  Why do elephants
paint their toenails?  So they can hide in the jellybean bowl.  Ever see an
elephant in a jelly bean bowl?  Works doesn't it!!!
Also, how can you tell if:
An elephant has been in your fridge?  Foot prints in the butter.
An elephant is having its period? 1) Your mattress is missing and there is a
dime on the bedstand.
    2)Bloody Sheep,

    
-- 
MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN
758-0207
MLSA

"I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here, you're voice sounds so
wonderful but your face don't look too clear so barmaid bring a pitcher,
another round of brew, why don't we get drunk and screw?"- J. Buffett
From: jsheldon@polyslo.csc.calpoly.edu (Juli "Ice Queen" Sheldon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ggbj
Date: 16 Nov 92 21:06:58 GMT
Organization: Cal Poly State Univ,CSC Dept,San Luis Obispo,CA 93407

In article <16NOV199214224311@rosie.uh.edu> inde7fw@rosie.uh.edu (Loftis, Danny) writes:
>
>
>      okay, the fun's over.  the joke doesn't actually exist.  it was created
>to drive people crazy.

Huh???  What do you mean it doesn't exist??  I've heard the joke and it is
HILARIOUS!  Perhaps you are just as deprived as all these other poor people
and someone pulled the wool over your eyes instead of telling you the joke.
 
Now I just wish that I had a copy so that I could give all these desirous
jokesters what they crave.  Sorry I don't..  ;-(
From: cs_d604@ceres (David Scutt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Limericks
Date: 23 Nov 1992 17:13:14 GMT
Organization: Kingston University
NNTP-Posting-Host: ceres.kingston.ac.uk
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

	A trucker by name of McBride,
	Once had a young hoar that he'd hired,
	To F*** while out trucking,
	But trucking plus f***ing,
	Got him so f***ing tired he got fired.

	There once was a fellow named Gluck,
	Who found himself s*** out of luck,
	Though he pettied and cooed,
	He tried to get screwed,
	But he found virgins don't give a f***.

(sorry about the asterisks.  Not my views, but definitley the views of my
	system manager )
--

/-----------------------------------------------\
| There is a world of unlimited resources.. 	|	Dave T Rave
| There is a mind full of outrageous dreams...	|
| There is a place where the two meet...	| cs_d604@ceres.king.ac.uk
|	Anything is possible			|
\-----------------------------------------------/
From: kap@eng.cam.ac.uk (Kevin A. Price)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Keywords: That damn Joke.
Date: 18 Nov 92 12:35:03 GMT
Organization: cam.eng

[Sarc-on]

Oh my God, my life is so sad. Please tell me the Green Golf Ball Joke.

[Sarc-off]

There, it's all better now.
From: jeff@unix386.Convergent.COM (Jeff Beckmann)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: How to dump a blind date...
Date: 17 Nov 92 18:02:40 GMT
Organization: Unisys/Convergent, San Jose, CA

pact_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Blade) writes:


>	Somebody requested this, so here it is.  Enjoy.
>(Apologies to the original poster.  I deleted the name for space in my
>account. -- Pete)

[ 4 copies of "MORE THAN FIFTY WAYS TO GET RID OF BLIND DATES" deleted ] 
[ 1 copy was 160 lines, the extra three added 480 more lines           ]

I, for one, am glad you saved the space by removing the original
posters name.  Wouldn't want to send that over the net 4 times, 
would we!

Jeff
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: EC0AAEF <EC0AAEF@MUSIC.TCS.TULANE.EDU>
Subject: FEMINISM REDEFINED
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-6659]: music.tcs.tulane.edu
Organization: Your MUSIC System
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 19:34:28 GMT


Q:  Andrea Dworkin, Catherine McKinnon, and Molly Yard fall
out of an airplane.  Who will hit the ground first?












A:  WHO CARES|

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*   I'm ugly but you're fat     *  WAGONER @              *
*   but at least you can diet   *  CEM.ECON.TULANE.EDU    *
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From: guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde)
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 19:19:51 GMT
Subject: Hoppy, the rabbit
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Bellevue Sales