HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:41:28 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr13.224133.22954@nic.umass.edu> S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( ) writes:
>From: S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( )
>Subject: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
>Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 22:41:33 GMT

>Well, at least the "new" part was right!

>Hi everyone!  I'm new to this group.  Just thought I'd check it out and it
>seems pretty cool....So, do you have room for another new face??

>Christy!

Hi Christy, Welcome from the "Lurk", 

Opening a bottle of nice Lindemans 1987 Chardonnay, Jamie offers up a glass 
to Christy in toasty of here arrival, and offers her a towel (in order to 
dry off from a certain SquirtGun)

Welcome *HUG*

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    ~  Jamie Stuart               " I don't know which is wierder, ~
    ~  Wine Stewerd of the RFA   that you are fighting a stuffed   ~
    ~  Keeper of the Glue        animal or that you seem to be     ~
    ~  Guy from ESTRN CANADA     losing."                          ~
    ~                                        -Susie (C&H)          ~
    ~  Acadia University                                           ~
    ~  Wolfville, Nova Scotia                                      ~
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    ~  "only those that truly dare, live"  - Enzo Ferrari          ~
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Jamie and GRW's Bed
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 15:09:15 -0500

>>I'll bring the toys...now where did i put them :I
>
>Hey, Jamie  **Flirtatious Smile**, just bring YOURSELF,
>we don't need any toys....   ;-)
>We have plenty of strawberries, and whipped cream, and chocolate.

	Ok, Lis.  I am not responsible for anything that might happen
to you in this situation.  You called for it yourself, so now you are
in responsibility...  ;)
-- 
Erin Anderson    -    Socks    -    The Robe, The Ring, and The Romance.
ARC's Philosopher, Dreamer, & Stand-up Comedian.
		       (Lis's Hero on call 24 hours.)
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Tuesday, 14 Apr 1992 15:12:55 EDT
From: <I27LG@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
 <1992Apr14.052844.21544@cs.aukuni.ac.nz>
 <1992Apr14.140123.20194@nic.umass.edu>


Harv walks up behind Clare and tickles her as mercilessly as she did
to Christy.  "Hey, Christy. Want some revenge???" 8-)



                                             Harv
                                             AKA
                                             Kyramus
From: GMEAD@CERNVM.BITNET (Geoff Mead)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Er.. Hello!?
Date: 14 Apr 92 10:45:48 GMT
X-Unparsable-Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 12:38:56 SET

... is it safe? have the CreamPies stopped flying yet?

probably not, knowing this place, but what the heck....


HELLO!!!!!!!!! room for one more in ARC?


[mumble: yeah, well, it went down better at rehearsals]

Geoff
When you're tired of London, you're tired of choking on exhaust fumes.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: Michael Bolton on tv
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 17:10:21 GMT

>{The preceding has been a public service announcement
>brought to you by those who could not sleep and were
>READING the TV Guide at 3:30 a.m...}
>
>CatWoman

Oh don't lie... You were waitin fer drieux to get off
that damn machine and stop posting so you could sneak
up and have your way with him...

You weren't fooling anyone... I KNOW what you
NaughtyLongHairedLeftistBleedingHeartLiberalTypes
are like...

cause drieux TOLD me...

XueirD

Through our PsychoLink...
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Wednesday, 8 Apr 1992 11:31:54 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Spring break
 <LF.92Apr1130604@barkley.berkeley.edu> <92093.185829AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
 <LF.92Apr3090338@barkley.berkeley.edu>

In article <LF.92Apr3090338@barkley.berkeley.edu>, lf@barkley.berkeley.edu
(LexicographicalFiend) says:
>
>Ariel slips up -- what an opening! 8-):
>>LF comments:
>>>Mebbe the same thing we were thinking when we were walking behind *her*. 8-)
>>   *grin* Lucky guess.   (see, I did say that the men started it first!)
>
>Yeah, and you didn't stand a chance under our LustyFingers,ToesAndOther-
>BodilyAppendages.  Good thing you avoided that ditch, though -- that
>would've been right messy.  8-)
>Of course, what *she* did to *us* is a CloselyGuardedSecret, unless
>she chooses to TellAll...
   Oh, Lexi you must have been day dreaming.  I did nothing to you.
nothing at all. *grin* *innocent angelic smile*
>
>LexicographicalFiend, Pundis Horrendis Aevi
>  Official ReallyGrossDittyWriter of ARCland
>  SecondBro to Rip, 'Chelle and HotDi, SpiritualBro to Lis
>  Co-Hatcher (With Badger) Of Devious Plans For Ariel
   What? Now you are helping him also????  Okay, well see what you guys
can Hatch up.
Later
Lisa
Ariel/Lady Elizabeth
From: GMEAD@CERNVM.BITNET (Geoff Mead)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Er.. Hello!?
Date: 16 Apr 92 20:08:36 GMT
X-Unparsable-Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 21:03:03 SET

[Mr Fitzgerald makes an obscure reference to "The Twilight Zone"]

err.. excuse my ignorance, but i've seen VERY few of these - mainly 'cos
staying up till 2 in the morning just to watch it doesn't appeal.

oh yeah, and DON'T ever call ME "honey" - i ain't anybody's honey (or sugar,
or darling, or anybody's anything *sniff* :( )

:)

anyway, thanks for the welcome, and i guess i should be thankful that you
didn't pelt me with any kind of pie... thanks! :)

Geoff
Me? I'm searching for the question to which the answer is roughly 42 - trouble
is, the universe is SOOO big that it'll take a while...
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S Fitzgerald)
Subject: Re: Yes, another new "face"...
Keywords: newbie
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 02:24:33 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.210302.9758@uunet.uu.net> smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield) writes:
>Oh, that's not nearly as fun.  Besides, we have regular FoodFights here in
>ARC, and you're bound (ooo, bindage!!) to get pelted with food sooner or later
>so we might as well get it out of the way now!!!

Oh really?

[A voice booms out from overhead--'DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO IT
UNTO YOU!']

[@create MIRV Catapult]
[@create A _very_ large bowl of Pad Thai noodles]
(Sarek does some fast MUCK coding)
[fire Catapult]

Hope everyone has their umbrellas.... :-) <*evil chuckle*>


-- 
----------------
"Every time it rains it rains--*SPAGHETTI* from heaven?????"

Sarek of Vulcan
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: pjd@hpespjd.fc.hp.com (Paul Dorweiler)
Subject: Re: Yes, another new "face"...
Keywords: newbie
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Company, Fort Collins, CO
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 04:06:09 GMT


> We're anxiously awaiting it!!  *holds a banana cream pie behind his back
> NotSoInnocnetly*
> 
> >
> >...now back to your "normal" ARC banter...
> 
> Cool!  *smack*  You look good in banana cream!
> 8-)  

*Dohram wipes pie off his face*

"An interesting way to greet newcomers -- although might I suggest that next
 time you offer the food instead of creating a projectile of it?"

"Here, try some of this..."

*Dohram opens a can of blueberry yogurt and offers it to Yoda*

Oops...  Wrong movie!

 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Paul Dorweiler  (Dohram) | Calvin: "...so what happened to the mandibles
pjd@hpespjd.fc.hp.com    |          of death, you sissy furball?!?"
                         | Hobbes: "I was beguiled by her feminine charms.
HP Fort Collins          |          Yow.  Go soak your head."
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: TushRater
Organization: OFSA
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 21:15:23 -0500

velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) gestures obscenely:

>SteveS. compains:

If I could think of a snappy comeback to the mispelling here I
would...*grumble grumble* but I have a hot date and have to finish up
here FAST!

>>velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) flippantly remarks:
>
>You think *that* was flippant?  You ain't seen nuthin' yet! ['Chelle
>flippants Steve da bird]  THAT was flippant!  *giggle*

Yes, quite flippant indeed. Hey LEEEEEEEE!!!!! 'Chelle's being obscene
again! Of course, I always did say that women should be obscene and
not heard.

>I didn't think you were going to enter this competition, Steve!  Make up your
>mind!! *grin*  And if you think the SexySecretariesTushContestJudges are gonna

I'll make up my mind when I want to. *loud messy raspberry*

>cater to *your* needs, well, you got another think comin'!  Just think about

I sure HOPE they cater to my *NEEDS*...heh heh heh...if they all wanna
see my tush that is....

>all those Miss America contushtant... I mean contestants had to buy their own
>swimsuits and evening gowns... please!  Get some tight spandex, a skimpy
>Speedo, some nice, well-fitted Levi's and stop complaining!  *grin*

Hmmmm, at least you said please...that is a bit better. Nope, no
spandex or speedo or crap like that for ME. Tight Levi's I can do
though. I still think I would shine (as in moonshine) in the BareButt
competition though. *grin*

Barely Steven

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man))
Subject: Re: Er.. Hello!?
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 23:06:17 GMT

In article <9204141046.AA21188@nettlerash.berkeley.edu> GMEAD@CERNVM.BITNET (Geoff Mead) writes:
>... is it safe? have the CreamPies stopped flying yet?
>
>probably not, knowing this place, but what the heck....
>
>HELLO!!!!!!!!! room for one more in ARC?
>
>[mumble: yeah, well, it went down better at rehearsals]

Well, Geoff, I guess that you could say that newbies to ARC and Jello
have at least *one* thing in common... Always room for more!

Welcome abroad!!  (opps.... I mean a board... sorry...)
______________________________________________________________________
Rip                                                   _____
1/2 of the                          rip@sequent.com  /     \
Official Palanquin Bearers                          /  rip  \
For the Secretaries                                 |xxx-xxx|
Of the RFA                                       ___|_______|___
And BigBro to LF and 'Chelle                         \~ ~~ ~\
                                                      \~~ ~~~\
                                                       \ ~ ~~ \
Help!  My karma ran over my dogma, and it can't get up!!
From: jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu (John M. Turner)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Jamie and GRW's Bed
Date: 14 Apr 92 03:22:28 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

Lisa Dominique writes:
>In article <880189s.69@ace.acadiau.ca> 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART) writes:
>>Lots of stuff deleted (oh, but not forgotten*sigh)
>>
>>>Good Grief, it's soooo HOT in my office this afternoon.  Good
>>>thing I have my light and cool tye-dye T-shirt on.  :-)
>>
>>Boy you know, it's kind of HOT here too, I think I should go FOR a drink,
>>all this talk about CHOCOLATE is making me THIRSTY, maybe I should go FOR a
>>nice cool coke.  Maybe I just need SOMETHING ELSE...like a fan.
>>Now who might have a fan?
>>    ^^^
>>Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
>
>Well, Jamie, it just so happens I have a nice big fan here
>in my office....  :-)

As we take a peek in Lis's office, we see a friendly sort of guy, standing
about 6'8", waving a banner that reads:

Hooray for the Prez of the RFA!    :-)


John Turner
Still recovering from post-exam trauma (but I'm _much_ better, now)





-- 
               John "J.T." Turner - jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu
..and with just one truth I find you can't go wrong
Wherever you go, whatever you do, whatever you say, say it with Love!
 -- Moody Blues - Keys of the Kingdom
From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: charter of this group - is there one?
Date: 7 Apr 92 02:44:51 GMT
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA

From article <1992Apr6.115435.23200@csd.brispoly.ac.uk>, by pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris):

>>Seriously though, if there ever was a charter, it was lost in the
>>avalanche of FlyingFoodstuffs and FreeFlirting, way back when men were
>>horny, women were assertive, and life was OneBigFling.
> 
> Or was it when men were REal men; women were REAl women and small furry
> creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Alpha
> Centauri?

I don't know, but I've got my towel...

Lee


-- 
Lee J. Groves, National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ
Usenet:   {arizona,decvax,ncar}!noao!lgroves or  uunet!noao.edu!lgroves
Internet: lgroves@noao.edu         SPAN/HEPNET:  draco::lgroves
Phonenet: 602-325-9357
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S Fitzgerald)
Subject: Re: : ) (Since we seem to be competing...)
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 01:12:58 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.083709.11622@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>I feel REAL guilty here....10 minutes away during the day, and 2 feet
>most evenings...*hanging head in shame..*

Two feet? Why so far away? :-) Donna and I tend toward 2 millimeters
when we're together. :-)

>Seriously, my heart goes out to all of you with LDRs.  I can hardly
>stand 3 days, let alone months and months.  *big major warm hug*
>Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome

Thanks. :-) Those help. :-) <*warm hug back*>
------------------
"I have a girl, Donna is her name. If she left me, I would never be
the same, for I love my girl. Donna, oh where can you be?" :-)
-- 
Sarek of Vulcan
a.k.a. Garrett Fitzgerald `:-)
Official Masseur to the _rest_ of the RFA :-)
Sarek@world.std.com
From: I27LG@CUNYVM.BITNET
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Question to the ARC viewers
Date: 9 Apr 92 14:48:55 GMT
Article-I.D.: CUNYVM.92100.104855I27LG
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

I like this girl, and she knows how I feel. Do you tink I should ask her
out?  At this moment we are exchanging letters, since she is on a foreign
student program. She will be back around June, and I'm wondering if I should
go for it or not.  Any advice in here that might help will and is appreciated.

Thanks for even just reading this note.

Harv
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: kojohnso@prodigy.javelin (Kory Johnson)
Subject: Sorry, you'll just have to read it!  :^D
Organization: A 12 letter word.
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 22:13:45 GMT


I saw the number
938
It's supposed to represent the distance
Between
Me 
And her
I say that though it's probably physically accurate
It's wrong
For every time I read those words
Those miles remain
Just a number

[KJ takes LadyVictoria's hand in his and leads her to the patio where
he has a special surprise waiting.  

"Kory, what's going on?"  

He stops just inside the door to the outside and pauses.

"LadyVictoria, out there is a song.  And though it is quiet now, you
*will*, with any luck, always hear it playing.  Before has always been
melodies of other loves and other lifes.  Those people are gone.  And
for that I am so happy."

KJ opens the door and escorts LadyVictoria to one of the two chairs
sitting in the room.  The door closes behind them.  KJ helps
LadyVictoria to the soft, white chair on the left and he takes the one
on the right.  As LadyVictoria looks on in puzzlement, KJ reaches
behind and to his right to retrieve his guitar.  (He is VERY scared
here folks.!)  

"Hold on a second," he says.

(KJ looks intently at the strings of the guitar.  He strums an Emaj
chord.  It's funny how they don't quite sound in tune.)

"Boy am I nervous."

(KJ checks the tuning and finds that, despite his check, the guitar
*is* in tune.)

"Now, I might not open my eyes the entire song.  I have a hard time
with playing in front of people."

"Kory, it'll be great, I'm positive of it," LadyVictoria reassures.

(KJ looks skyward and stares at...er...something.  I'm not quite sure
myself what he is looking at up there.)

"So, here it goes."

"I could stop now and you won't have to tell me how good it is even
though it sounds horrible...."

"KORY!  Please play the song."



To be continued, soon.
--
          \ /////         | kory johnson "personallyawedbyLadyVictoria"
 ___oooo_o_|0 0|_o_oooo___| kojohnso@prodigy.sim.es.com
                          | busy4now balladeer of the RFA  "la, La, LA"
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: SAB09@Zeus.unomaha.edu (Hot Di)
Subject: Re: : ) (Since we seem to be competing...)
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 15:42:29 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.11

In <1992Apr14.023850.18040@uunet.uu.net> ender@uunet.uu.net writes:

> >>Only thing is she lives about 60 miles away... 
> >
> >Don't complain--try 300 :-(((
> 
> Try 2171...  so there! =P
> >
At least you all have someone, no matter how far away they are.

:(
--HD
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: diana@wetware.com (CatWoman )
Subject: Michael Bolton on tv
Organization: Castle WetWare MouseCatcher
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 12:53:21 GMT

For all you MB fans - in case you haven't seen it yet...

From next week's TV Guide (April 18-24), page 25,
Oprah Winfrey gets a prime-time special (ABC, May 19)
and visits stars at work: Meryl Streep, Dustin Hoffman
and Michael Bolton.

{The preceding has been a public service announcement
brought to you by those who could not sleep and were
READING the TV Guide at 3:30 a.m...}

CatWoman
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: cliff@sfn.ORG (R. Cliff Young)
Subject: Re: Challenge II (was Re: A timely (I hope) post...)
Organization: Society for Neuroscience
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 19:38:00 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.125248.13633@uunet.uu.net>,
	dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner [aka Blade]) writes:
>
>Yupperz... Usually down a long length of shinai... I think both
>Andy and I can concur in that we have both seen the dueling
>from a very ahem... Intimate view (aka the point of another's sword)

In article <1992Apr10.132330.28890@uunet.uu.net>,
	crerar@uunet.uu.net (Andy Crerar [aka Panda--er, Guru Andy]) writes:
>
>More times than I'd care to mention.  My end of things closely resembles
>Connor McCloed's famous duel on Boston Common...

But gee, Andy--*HE* was drunk . . . how do you explain *YOUR*
clutziness?  ;)  (Especially your misspelling of "McCleod," and you
supposedly being a Scotsman and all . . .)

Oh, and Andy--"There can BE only ONE."  Muahahahahahahah!

Blade continues:
>
>Of course, if you still believe that Andy is not really himself,
>then one might consider this some bizarre form of me wrestling
>with my conscience...with weapons...and pain...

I've seen Blade do this.  It is a most scary sight, indeed.  The
overall impression is of Rodin's (or whoever's) Thinker, severely
constipated, undergoing high-g maneuvers with the grace of a ballet
dancer.  When he does it with weapons, it's even scarier.  Sort of
like watching a demented monk perform penance with razor blades and a
grain of salt.  Aiee!

Guru Andy screeches:
>
>Mein got!  I'm fighting for your conscience?!  <Whack*Crunch*AAAGH!>
>No wonder I lose so often...But now I'm more inspired to win!! I will
>defeat you every time!! I--<WhistleTHUD-crunchOWWW!>--give in...

Good call.  But Blade was implying that you WERE his conscience, not
that you were fighting for it.  And we all know that Blade will never
let his conscience get the best of him, so you might as well face the
facts--you will always lose.  Yours will always be--the inferior.

Blade signs off:
>
>Don't you just hate it when their little BONES snap
>on the backs of their hands...??? I mean, it's enough
>to make one miss one's mid day Vodka Martini...

Good thing you already had one at breakfast, eh, Blade?

Guru Andy does the ditto:
>
>Typing with my toes, my hands are crippled.

What utter nonsense.  After seeing you go a round with Blade, I do not
imagine ANY possible body part (save perhaps your nose and one other
appendage I will imply but not state specifically) that you could even
CONTEMPLATE typing with.

Say, Blade, was I convincing enough?  Do you think they'll buy into
Panda--er, Guru Andy--being a separate entity now?  What're ya gonna
do when he has to show up for BeaChat?

Nuk
-- 
--/\/-- R. Cliff Young, SysAdmin, SFN -- cliff@sfn.ORG
From: oberoc@bourbon.ee.tulane.edu
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: JUST WHEN *DID* ROMANCE DIE?  Was(Re: More helpful Hints)
Date: 16 Apr 92 04:03:17 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.1992Apr16.040317.3880
Organization: Signal and Image Processing Laboratory (SIMPL)
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-2137]: burgundy.ee.tulane.edu

In article <1992Apr15.230630.14977@tigger.jvnc.net>, richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH) writes:
|> In article <1992Apr15.213903.17555@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
|> 
|> <stuff>
|> 
|> So, we were trying to pin down just when romance actually died.  This is
|> what we came up with:
|> 
|> AT AUSCHWITZ
|> 
|> AT BUCHENWALD
|> 
|> AT TREBLINKA
|> 
|> AT DACHAU
|> 
|> RICHH
|> --Wilkommen.

Never, it just stays dormant until the right time. My .02 dollars-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Erin's Questions - GRW
Keywords: Kissing
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 14:15:37 -0500

In article <1992Apr14.160236.12532@csd.brispoly.ac.uk> pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris) writes:
>In article <1992Apr13.140914.26802@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Erin Anderson) writes:
>}>Erin, m'dear, something tells me that after this thread you'll have plenty of
>}>women volunteering to help you in your quest.  *wink*
>}
>}	Ooo...  And I woudl accept every chance I could get!!!
>}Waka-waka!
>}
>}	I really enjoy things like this.  The conversation is really
>}pretty cool here.  I think I could live with it.  ;)
>
>Sure could.
>
>Oh, and Erin - if that queue gets too big for you to handle, I 
>hereby volunteer my services as Official Stunt-Kisser for ARC's
>Philosopher, Dreamer & Stand-up Comedian....
>
>Paul

	[Erin nods his approval]  Get this man a drink, we have a lot
to get ready for!  And go ahead and make two lines, and we will get
started...  Is anyone interested?
-- 
Erin Anderson    -    Socks    -    The Robe, The Ring, and The Romance.
ARC's Philosopher, Dreamer, & Stand-up Comedian.
		       (Lis's Hero on call 24 hours.)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Tuesday, 14 Apr 1992 20:46:43 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: TushRater
 <92100.180028AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET> <1992Apr11.165629.22065@casbah.acns.nwu.e
 <1992Apr13.210138.6929@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com>

In article <1992Apr13.210138.6929@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com>,
puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude) says:
>
> velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) mentions...
>>>Looking for a few good....tush's. *GRIN*
>>
>>What, one isn't enough for you?  *wink*
>>
>They are like Lay's potatoe chips.... Go ahead! Finish that thought!

   You can't get laid enough?
>--

Hey, he TOLD me to finish that thought!
Ariel
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