HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: peterson5283@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: I WANT YOUR MAIL!!
Date: 11 Oct 92 02:35:55 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

I'm new to the great world of vax and am really enjoying it.  Of course there
is a down side to this whole vax community,  I don't know any of you.  So
here's the deal, I would love to get a ton of email from anyone and everyone
from around the world (as long as it's in English).  If it matters I'm a 20yr.
old male at college in Iowa.  No, I don't live on a farm, but I do a wonderful
Cajun Man imitatioooooon.  I enjoy talking about all most anything.  I'm a good
listener and a good talker.  Start the mail flowing I'm all eyes!!
                                        
                                         \\\\   ////
                                          <+>   <+>               
                                              -
                                           \_____/

                                Rush, rush, rush,
                                          MSP

P.S.  Hurry up, I just can't wait any longer!

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Subject: Re: Annoyances (was Re: sexy clothing)
Organization:  Cuz I'm a Blonde!
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 08:04:31 GMT

shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
>aaldoubo@copper.denver.colorado.edu (Anisa Alnoor Aldoubosh) writes:
>>shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
>>>anonymus+505@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu (Savannah) writes:
>>>>So...fellas...what types of clothing do you find sexy on a woman?  Short
>>>>skirts?  Black stockings with the line up the back?  Thong panties?  Heels?
>>
>>>Thigh-high boots and nothing else!  Wooo!! :)  Well, wait.. that can't be 
>>>worn in public. :)
>>
>>But neither can "thong panties", Sam.  Did you say that you have an
>>imagination?
>
>Anisa, you are truly annoying.  Please fuck off and stop criticizing everyone's
>posts.

As one of the people Anisa has recently "criticized", I feel I ought to say 
something here. You gotta have a really thin hide to get sprung by comments
like hers, I mean really. You committed another faux pas by speaking for me.
I don't know bout the other people that Anisa has responded to today, but I
wasn't bothered in the least by her comments, so why don't *you* shut up,
because among other things, I certainly don't need your ham-handed, lame, 
crude and obnoxious help. 

    Tyger (Where do they *find* these people?)
>
>-- 
>Sam Hulick          | "The direction of the eye, so misleading.  The defection
>shulick@indiana.edu | of the soul, nauseously quick."  --Pearl Jam
>(NeXTmail welcome)  | 


-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break
From: arcane@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Kendrick Davis)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Miaow. (Rrrroww, rrrooww)
Date: 9 Oct 92 06:34:00 GMT
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida

>     She-cats only.
> 
>     Puss.


 too bad .. I was getting all excited ... thats exactly what DarkMoore 
does to me, on the phone, in my ear...

  Maybe next posting I see like this will be the real Kat himself! Grin

hugs from the evil? nah, insane? maybe, ...hmmmm Unique! (yeah!)

                          -< ARCANE >-
From: 17158KU@MSU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rai's Personal Ad
Date: 13 Oct 92 00:47:32 GMT
Organization: Michigan State University

------------------------- Original Article -------------------------
>Rai's Fall 92 Personal Ad:


>"If you are the desert,
>I'll be the sea,
>If you ever hunger,
>Hunger for me,
>What ever you ask for that's what I'll be..

>So if you remember the ones who have lied,
>said that they cared and then laughed as you cried..
>Don't think of me,
>Because all I ever wanted
>Was in your eyes.."

>Rai.

  But Rai, it's almost 1993!!  The new model cars are out, so shouldn't you
  be showing us a personal add for 1993????  ;-)
--kel
From: sr2s+@andrew.cmu.edu (Seth Malcolm Redmore)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: New Zealand
Date: 12 Oct 92 07:41:16 GMT
Organization: Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

Hello folks... Ignore where I am posting from :). In
actaul, real, factual life (what is truth?) I am  sitting
in the chemistry building at the University of Auckland, in
New Zealand.  "Why?", you ask, am I here at 8:30 at night?
Because Iam bored out of my skull.  Soooo... If anyone who
reads this happens to be in the area (read: w/in 100 km),
gimme a call... (well, drop me a note) and maybe we
can get together and do something.  I'm good for a beer if you
can show me a good pub...

Or, if you aren't in the area, feel free to drop me a note anyways :) .
I like mail. It likes me.  Its a love/love relationship.

--Seth

"If at first you don't succeed--
     Change the rules..."
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: anonymus+1666@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Subject: MM over forty seeks MF over forty
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 15:52:49 GMT

Married male mid forties seeks married female also over forty for non-
committal relationship
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: anonymus+686@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Subject: Ladies
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 13:03:23 GMT

It's so hard to find a very compassionate woman who likes to spend time
writing to other men via e-mail. I like mail just as much as anyone else
but I'm in constant search of more friendly women to meet. Please find it
in your heart to write me and become my friend. Don't keep me waiting!

A lonely friend.
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From: aaldoubo@copper.denver.colorado.edu (Anisa Alnoor Aldoubosh)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Annoyances (was Re: sexy clothing)
Date: 13 Oct 92 04:44:12 GMT
Organization: University of Colorado at Denver

In article <1992Oct8.080431.3315@netcom.com> tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:
>shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
>>aaldoubo@copper.denver.colorado.edu (Anisa Alnoor Aldoubosh) writes:
>>>shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
>>>>anonymus+505@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu (Savannah) writes:
>>>>>So...fellas...what types of clothing do you find sexy on a woman?  Short
>>>>>skirts?  Black stockings with the line up the back?  Thong panties?  Heels?
>>>
>>>>Thigh-high boots and nothing else!  Wooo!! :)  Well, wait.. that can't be 
>>>>worn in public. :)
>>>
>>>But neither can "thong panties", Sam.  Did you say that you have an
>>>imagination?
>>
>>Anisa, you are truly annoying.  Please fuck off and stop criticizing everyone's
>>posts.

>As one of the people Anisa has recently "criticized", I feel I ought to say 
>something here. You gotta have a really thin hide to get sprung by comments
>like hers, I mean really. You committed another faux pas by speaking for me.

I responded to Tyger's remarks via email but I feel that I should also
respond here.  I don't criticize anyone for anything and I certainly
don't mean to upset or offend anyone either.  I use a lot of humor when
posting, and there are just some that attract sarcastic (but in good fun)
responses.

Thanks for the rest of your comments, Tyger, it is appreciated.

And Sam, obviously you are too insecure and sensitive to appreciate a
sense of humor.  Please keep your repulsive comments to yourself or
if you really need to sound off, do it via email.

Have a nice day.

Just another lady defending her position ...

Anisa :-)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: gl8f@fermi.clas.Virginia.EDU (Greg Lindahl)
Subject: Re: Sexy Clothes
Followup-To: misc.test,alt.bitch.christine
Organization: Department of Astronomy, University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 17:29:35 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.104009.14162@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:

>Davy, sweetie, honey...
>
>The only thing you're trying is my patience.  Why don't you just shut
>your stinking trap, and quit your incessant, infantile, whining complaints?

And you call *him* a net-cop? "I have a right to post in inappropriate
newsgroups, so you stop complaining about it, you fascist!"

Uhuh.

Try using your head. Then subscribe to alt.romance.foo, soc.singles,
and alt.polyamory.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: bbooth@bnr.ca (Bradley Booth)
Subject: Re: Straight, gay, whatever....
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 04:09:09 GMT

Jeff Dickson wrote:
> I wrote:
>>
>>Jeff Dickson wrote:
>>> 
>>>    I'm not gay and so therefore I equate sex with the same gender as gay.
>>
>>And if you've never had sex then you're asexual?  A person's sexuality doesn't
>>have to have anything to do with whom they sleep with.  You could be homosexual
>>and have never had sex.  You can be bisexual and have never had sex.  How would
>>you know that you're heterosexual, if you've never had sex?? 
>                                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>WHAT, ARE YOU BLIND?. Put your bifocals on! Followups to: alt.ass.u.me

No, I have 20/15 vision. :)

>The original topic was stereo types. Ok, so members of the same sex sleeping
>with one another is not a sure fire way to judge a person's sexual preference
>according to you. 

That's right, the topic was stereotypes... my point is that I don't go
around assuming someone's sexuality based on who they sleep with or who
they're holding hands with.  Your sexuality is your own business... you
or I have no right to assume that someone is a certain type of sexuality.
For us to do so, is to stereotype that person in the image that we
perceive.  Sexuality is a personal choice... we have to respect that, and
not treat it like some curse or burden and ask for an explanation.

>I can't comprehend "gay", because I'm not gay. I only see what every other
>heterosexual sees. I was hoping that someone who is gay could put "gay" into
>a more digestable perspective.

How do you know what every other heterosexual sees?  How do you know these
people are heterosexual?  Aren't you doing a little bit of stereotyping?
Just because you have a problem digesting someone's sexuality, doesn't
give you the right to puke in their lap!  You don't have to be gay to
comprehend gay... you just have to be open-minded and accept that everyone
is unique (in their sexuality, culture, religion, etc.).  Instead of being
so quick to ask them to explain their "incomprehensible" sexuality, why 
don't you go and meet some of them... I think you will find that they are
as diverse as hets are.


Opinions of,


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How do you like your net.jerks? Crisp!  |  These are my opinions!
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.4676@cupid.sai.com
Subject: ISO a sweet BF
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
Reply-To: ap.4676@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 23:58:16 GMT
X-Iso: BF


Well, since the machine rejected my first post, I will try, try again!

Fairly normal androgeny ISO BiF.

Simple enough? :-)

Things I like: Walks in the park, out-of-the-mainstream music- I'm getting
into the Celtic stuff but like other types too, good conversation, an
evening at home, beautiful things, a poet's heart...

Things I don't like: Most hardcore institutions, drugs, "flings".
Beyond that, almost anything goes!

Romance not required, but who knows what will happen!

At any rate, I hope to find someone nearby because I like in-person
interaction better than over the machine!

All for now, drop me a line if you'd like to talk. :)

(In case you're wondering, my name is NOT P-a-a-a-a-a-a-t!) hee hee!

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From: ina_pearce@actew.oz.au
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: magazine article from 'Stallion'
Date: 8 Oct 92 10:16:48 EST
Organization: ACT Electricity & Water

for all the gays who may have been affended recently, i found an article that
apparently originated from a Camp magazine 'Stallion' in 1974...

'Take style for example. a sense of style - savoir fair, pazazz, cool - is what
(you should forgive the expression) separates the men from the boys. Most gay 
guys have it; many straights don't. They know it, we know it... and women know 
it. The straight guy spends Sunday afternoon sprawled in his ticky-tacky
split-level watching the boob-tube while his brood of snot-nosed kids are out 
terrorizing the neighbourhood, and the old ball-and-chain is nagging about
mowing the lawn. The gay guy, meanwhile, is in his smartly furnished apartment
hosting a bloody mary brunch where the conversation runs to theatre, clothes
and plans for next years trip to Europe. They (heteros) resent the freedom and
style which gay guys seem to have and they lack. Gay men, for the most part, 
tend to take better care of themselves. They watch their weight, wear stylish
clothes, go more places, and do more interesting things. They have no bills for
napkins, summer camps or tuition, nor do their lovers nag about attending P&C
meetings or having menstrual cramps'

footnote - if you've missed my previous posts, I'm straight and anti-gay but I 
did find this interesting and no - I didn't find it by reading the magazine :-)
From: christin@cae.wisc.edu (Christine Haas)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: FOR MY BROTHER
Date: 16 Oct 92 01:00:21 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: U of Wisconsin-Madison College of Engineering

Hi,

I am posting this for my brother who is looking for a female
with which to correspond by U.S. mail (he does not have computer
access.)

He is 29 years old, brown hair, brown eyes, 6' tall, and being
his little sister, I have no clue how much he weighs.  

He wants to write letters to someone on the basis of a friendship.

If you are interested, please e-mail me and I will tell you more
and give you his address.

Thanks.

Chris.  :)
From: bphdarcy@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Sean J. Roc D'Arcy)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: Dr.Bunny--Question on sensitive spots
Date: 9 Oct 92 12:05:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <92282.162931CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>, CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu writes...
>The question sent to me states...
>        "What is the most sensitive part on a mans body."
>                         -an ignorant soul...
> 
>Dr. Bunny replies....
>WELL. It is important to note that not everybunny is alike.
>      The following may apply.
>1. Their checkbook/wallet(which is usually carried on the body..)
>2. Their stomache
>3. they don't have a sensitive spot.
>4. Their hart..

Hey.  What about the most important one.  Their ego!

SJRD
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
From: rjlayten@nyx.cs.du.edu (Robert Layten)
Subject: list?
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix (sponsored by U. of Denver Math/CS dept.)
Disclaimer1: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University of
Disclaimer2: Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
Disclaimer3: control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 92 17:15:59 GMT

I don't suppose I could get that list of do's and don'ts could I? Please
mail it to the address listed below though.

Layten@corral.uwyo.edu
or
Layten@uwyo.bitnet
thanks in advance.
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Dr.Bunny--question of the drunk driver...
Supersedes: <92282.163124CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 16:40:57 EDT
From: <CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>

You get it...driver...you know, the guy is driving into her..ok fine....I
thought it might be funny to someone out there, but nevermind then..

The question is what to do with your roomates behavior...actually, i've
heard about this from your roomate as well....

from my knowledge of your roomate and this other character, who shall remain
annonomous, I think things can be worked out...actually i think they might make
a cute couple...ahem...but anyway...

    I would definitely tell the guy.  I can't believe that he doesn't know.
Of course, alcohol does this to some people...although i should say that our
friend is very robust, it is rather hard to "get it up" for some when they
are plastered to the point that they cant walk...it's a blood-flow thing...

I suggest that your roomate sit him down and discuss the incident with him.
Severe psych. problems could occur if she don't.
The more detailed info, i will send to you via private e-mail.

And remember kiddies...fuzzy bunny says, use a rubber...

                   take care
                          fuzzy bunny, the sexy eared bunny.
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
From: smersch@eng.clemson.edu (Steve)
Subject: Does anybody celebrate a Deathday?
Reply-To: smersch@eng.clemson.edu
Organization: College of Engineering, Clemson Univ.
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 03:01:24 GMT

I do.  I was unfortunate enough to meet this character last year, Oct. 19... very ugly, I might say.  Fortunately, it was just an informal meeting, an introduction, if you will.  As a result, I am happy to be here and have decided to celebrate that fact.  I was also wondering if anybody else has come up with the notion.
From: hart@vax.sonoma.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: There's a gentleman in Wisconsin!
Date: 15 Oct 92 14:30:16 GMT
Organization: Sonoma State University

Damn -- now what reason can I come up with to go to Madison, WI?

There ARE some gentlemen in the world besides Smitty, Sean RD'A, Kelly,
Pan, Mark, Doug..........oh, ok, so there are some gentlemen in the 
world.  Thanks for the post -- makes me wish I had a reason to go freeze
my buns off in the North up there......alas and alck, I am stuck here
in California, where the weather just WON'T go below 75 degrees C  no
matter how hard I wish...........   :->

Hello, everyone -- I've missed you!

The Lady Jane
hart@vax.sonoma.edu

** There's too much blood in my caffeine stream **
From: W#FS@MUSICB.MCGILL.CA (W#FS000)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: lonely library student looking for e-mail
Date: 9 Oct 92 00:02:10 GMT
Organization: McGill University

hi to all you e-mail people.  I'm writing from the depths of
the McGill University library and am looking for people
to compose letters to in lieu of doing homework!...
katharine
From: CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Question #2, Ask Dr. Bunny...
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:59:43 GMT
 <92280.182357CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu> <92280.232926KAF109@psuvm.psu.edu>
Organization: Penn State University


  Question 2, which i got in the mail, is ."why don't any females answer my
  posts...."
      I would ask The Lady Jane on this matter, but the oracle also has a
      solution, (so go read the above post....

      Also remember that there are a lot of males posting....It also depends on
 where you post, and most important, what you say...Last year, we had lots of
 women post on this board.  Of course, last year, anything put on alt.per. was
 flammed to hell and back...

      I would suggest the following:

    1. If you post on the Alt.per., or alt.per.ads..try to make your post
       interesting. There are a lot of posts....many people see your posts,
       but they will respond later to some of them, after reading many
       of your articles.

    2. Dont brag. I'm sure the oracle will agree with me on this one. Be
       interesting , don't make damands.

    3. put bluntly...most people want sex, not friendship, which can be as
       valuable. Women are not stupid, they know this. Hence, they are
       carefull in what they say.  It is very rare that you see a post that
       says looking for friends.... some people always do say this , but they
       add other stuff to it.

    4. Take some time and read other posts, now ask yourself,(forget gender)
       would you respond to some of them?

    5. Always back yourself up. if someone flames you, expain yourself or your
       actions. To avoid doing this, say what you mean the first time.

    6. Be honest, it really does work...honest....state what you want in a nice
       way.  Seem human to them, don't hide behind the technology of the net.

    7. Keep posting...It is after all, an ad...

                          have a good one.
                                           Dr. Bunny.
                                        May ye path crosseth many lady bunnies.
From: v071rtsp@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (GUNSLINGER)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: S.D.A.
Date: 14 Oct 92 06:03:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

Hi,
	I am sure that there are many Seventh-Day Adventist out there.
I am hoping to talk with you. If you would like to be a penpal, send email:

		v071rtsp@ubsm.cc.buffalo.edu

Thank You...........God BLess.

** one blood **
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Dr.Bunny--Question on sensitive spots
Supersedes: <92282.155645CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 16:29:31 EDT
From: <CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>

The question sent to me states...
        "What is the most sensitive part on a mans body."
                         -an ignorant soul...

Dr. Bunny replies....
WELL. It is important to note that not everybunny is alike.
      The following may apply.
1. Their checkbook/wallet(which is usually carried on the body..)
2. Their stomache
3. they don't have a sensitive spot.
4. Their hart..

Again, everybunny is different.  The obvious response of their penis, is
 somewhat misleading.  You should experiment, to find the most scientific
 answer. I can give you such an experiment. Go up to someone whom you know,
 preferably someone you know rather well, and grab his carrot. You will see
 a response. Note this response on a scale of motion and voice pitch.Now
 once you have recorded this response, find your ex-boyfriend who decided
 to date other women behind your back, and kick him in the balls.  I think
 you will be able to see through your data that a kick, yank, or punch to
 this section will be responded to at a higher frequency and increased
 movement.  You might want to use a normal distribution curve to summerize
 your results.  Probability functions and p-values can be added later to the
 hypotheses testing.

OVERALL SUMMERY.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOWEVER, not counting the above 2 areas...I would suggest you learn how
 to do good massages..once this is done...his back and neck, which probably
 have been tense for years, should be worked on.
I will break a small code of ethics though...number 34-a, section c, which
states if you want to see a mans sensitivity, look deep into his eyes. In his
eyes you can tell what he is feeling.  If he doesn't match your gaze, you
still got some work to do then...if he does match your gaze, then you found
the right man..
Remember, its not whether you find the sensitive spot...its what you do
 when you find it....

Take care.

                 Dr.Bunny...Phychology, sociology, bunnyology