HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (The Embodiment of Cheese)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Temptation of Saint Anthony
Date: 9 Apr 92 23:05:20 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


    Something I don't talk about too much is that I spent two years of
my life in a tiny town in central Georgia.  There weren't a lot of
people there, so I remember pretty much everyone who lived there, but
one who stands out in my mind was Billy Clostpowl.

    Billy had gone on vacation to Los Angeles to visit some distant
relatives a few years before I knew him.  They'd gone to get tickets to
_Let's Make a Deal_, and Billy wound up being one of the contestants.
Billy is pertty sharp in some ways, but nobody in our town (Butler,
Georgia) owned a television then, and Billy was quite proud that he had
been able to trade his way up to a goat before he quit.  

    ``Quit while you're ahead, I was thinking,'' he said to me later.
``Monty Hall was there, trying and tring to get me to trade the goat,but
I wasn't about to let him swindle me and I knew when I had a good thing.
Even after the show was over, Monty was still trying to get the goat
back, but I wouldn't do it.  I know a goat's worth a lot more than a
hundred dollars.''

    The goat was still around.  Its name was Gaspard.
--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.peeves
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: historical tragedies
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 19:45:43 GMT


When Orson Welle's made his famous Radio Broadcast,
our Family was listening to the Prime Time Rave Fave of the Day.

ciao
drieux

next week "What ever happened to the woodpecker's pinup boy?"



-- 
EOT 
No More Written InPut 
Why are you Looking Here?
From: stewart@aeras.uucp (StewArt AnewForm)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: teRMcaP
Date: 7 Apr 92 23:40:52 GMT
Reply-To: stewart@aeras.UUCP (StewArt AnewForm)
Organization: Arix Corporation, San Jose, CA.

In article <1992Apr5.185512.2046@cs.rose-hulman.edu> waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby) writes:
>In article <1992Apr4.013908.7081@aeras.uucp> stewart@aeras.uucp (StewArt AnewForm)  
>writes:
>
>Some call him the milkman
>Others know him as Stewart
>But in disguise, he really is the NEWBIE ATOMIZER!!!!!!
>
>Posting 10 times in a single day!
>Never allowing a single message to slip by!
>How DOES he do it?


awwww.  shucks.
its just a vocation.
i'm flattered you care.
kiss kiss

me

ohno!  its the warm fuzzies (tm) again!!!
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Cab over Pete with a reefer on
Date: 9 Apr 92 04:56:18 GMT
Article-I.D.: usenet.1992Apr9.045618.20888
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)



That's a big 10-4, Roger.  Copy.
Looks like we got ourselves a CONVOY!!

Uh, negatory.  We got Smokey at 3 o'clock.
We gonna stop at the choke-n-puke.
Catch ya on the flip-flop.


.
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: malc@pyramid.unr.edu (Malcolm L. Carlock)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: No Mr Bond, I expect you to die
Date: 7 Apr 92 06:23:25 GMT
Organization: Xinaian Tourist Bureau

Bum budda bum bum, bum bum
Bum budda bum bum, bum bum

Bum budda bum bum, bum bum
Bum budda bum bum, bum bum

BA DA DA DAAAAAAAAA, DA DA DAAAAAA



Thank you, thank you.
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: NETCOM FASCISTS
Date: 9 Apr 92 03:18:21 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES


IS NETCOM RUN BY FASCISTS?
THE FACTS:

1) They didn't like my Boy Scouts post and disabled my account for 3 days.

	Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.scouting
	Subject: CARASSO: HOMOS

	I'D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT GUYS WHO HAVE BEEN IN THE
	SCOUTS FOR MORE THAN 2 MONTHS ARE ALL HOMOSEXUAL QUEER
	FAIRIES, LONGING FOR POWER OVER FELLOW BUTT-FUCKING LITTLE
	PUKE-SNOTING RUNTS.
	HUGS AND KISSES,
	NORMAN ROCKWELL

2) Today I got the following email:
	
	From: netmail (E-Mail support Account)
	To: carasso
	Subject: background processes

	Background processes are not allowed.

   Apparently they didn't like me running my Gooley-Master-Spy Program
   in the background:

	##        IDLE SPY
	##WRITTEN BY ROGER CARASSO
	##run with nice sh .spy gooley &

	#!/bin/sh
	rm -f .doing
	date '+%r' >.gooley
	while true 
	do
	  w -hs gooley|grep -v :|awk '$3+0 == 0 {print $3}' >>.Spy_on_gooley
	  sleep 60
	done

FASCISTS!FASCISTS!FASCISTS!FASCISTS!FASCISTS!FASCISTS!FASCISTS!FASCISTS!
FASCISTS!FASCISTS!FASCISTS!FASCISTS!FASCISTS!FASCISTS!FASCISTS!FASCISTS!
-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waterman@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (T.S. Waterman)
Subject: Re: enucleate
Summary: Why o fucking why did he do it?
Reply-To: waterman@cs.brandeis.edu
Organization: CAVEAT Labs, Inc.
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 02:51:14 GMT
X-Mr-Blatant-Refernce: M-J D


A complete butthead reposts here and alt.exploding.kibiff:

>Hey, I saw this and thought "Wrong newsgroup".

Hey, I saw this and thought "wrong planet."
Some kind soul will one day find for you a nice concept,
something nice, not too ostentatious --- a nice graspable
concept, one you can wrap your mind around and hold onto
for dear life, before your fucking head explodes from the
unaccustomed pressures of cognizance.

Until that day, stay off the streets, keep away from heavy machinery,
and for god's sake, get your HANDS away from the fucking keyboard.
NOW.


[jon's article left in because i like it. I shit thee not.]
>>i was five years old when i lost sight in my right eye.  if people
>>hadn't made such a big fuss over it, i barely would have noticed.
>>
>>i knew a guy who followed up to a cascade.  his penis exploded.
>>
>>a similar thing happened to a woman.  first, she grew a penis. then
>>it exploded.
>>
>>p.s. all of this is true.
>>
>>--
>>jonathan byrd
>>jon@apollo.med.utah.edu


--ts   "Hay, I read more than talk bizare." --- Sven Mike
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: tax-time joy
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 18:44:35 GMT

---
I owe the federal government $3.19.
The state of California owes me $10.
I net $7.

I was happy about this until I added up the total taxes 
I paid last year.  I don't mind taxes in principle, but 
in actuality April is always painful.

---
c j silverio
tax the rich until they bleed
From: jchrist@GeoWare.COM (Jesus Christ)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ACADEMY AWARDS Re: Two Cents
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 21:24:45 EDT
Organization: GeoWare Software Design, Toronto ON

carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
> carasso "teaching through punishments and rewards"

That's my domain, asshole.

JC

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From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: exchange of letters
Keywords: rejection, rage, hypocrisy, smarminess
Date: 16 Apr 92 17:44:48 GMT
Organization: t.b

gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley) writes:
> 	Wishing you all a slow and painful death followed by an eternity in
> 	Hell, I remain,
> 
> 						Cordially yours,
> 
> 					    [signature in green ink]
> 
> 						Markian M. Gooley
> --
> Mark., somebody hire me eor I will go into a killing rage

     OK now settle down, Hammer.

     Btw, you should have signed it Markian "Hammer" Gooley.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: thinman@netcom.com (Lance Norskog)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: pet control
Date: 17 Apr 92 03:53:19 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)


	Underground Pet Containment System

	Keep your pet on your property without the use of unsightly
	fences or range limiting leashes with this Invisible Pet
	Containment System.  The radio fence lets your pet run free
	within the confines of an invisible boundary defined by
	underground wiring.  Here's how it works: when your pet
	approaches the boundary, an audio signa (a beep) is issued from
	the receiver collar it wears to warn it from continuing.  If
	the dog continues to advance over the boundary it will receive
	a lower tone and a harmless correction to discourage it from
	continuing.  Eventually your dog will be conditioned to stop at
	the beep before the correction.

	Improved '92 version uses a microprocessor to avoid false
	activation by stray signals.


-- 
----------------Lance Norskog---------------
  ((lambda (lambda) `(,lambda ',lambda)) 
   '(lambda (lambda) `(,lambda ',lambda)))
Ah don't know, Jim, Ah thank it's some kahnd of vahrus.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: ASSHOLE AWARDS Re: Xibo's Vacation (part two) [LONG]
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 19:19:59 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

IN TALK.BIZARRE,ALT.ANGST,REC.GAMES.MUD,ALT.SLACK,ALT.ANGST.XIBO.SEX,ALT.RELIGION.KIBOLOGY xibo@fido.econ.arizona.edu (Mr. Coates) writes:
)
)[...graciously deleted...]
)Mark Lippert, for those who are keeping score at home, was the total
)opposite of Roger David Carasso.  Totally different personalities there;
)I kept thinking of him as the "anti-carasso".
))[...graciously deleted...]


WHAT IS MARK LIPPERT LIKE?  PLEASE GIVE A BETTER DESCRIPTION.
I ONLY KNOW MARK FROM HIS FAMOUS QUOTES:

	"I LIKE SILK UNDERWEAR WITH PURPLE SPOTS!!!"
		-MARK "DISCO/TWEED" LIPPERT



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From: elambert@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Eber Lambert)
Subject: Re: ASSHOLE AWARDS Re: Instant karma's gonna get ya
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 17:06:06 GMT

carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:

>IN TALK.BIZARRE waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
>)In article <1992Apr9.123607.7354@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu) Erin Anderson  
>)<erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu) writes:
>)))< Hey, you know that song that's in that commercial all the time,
>)))< "We all shine on" or so and other?
>)))< 
>)))< I gots a quibble with my friends about who sings it.
>)))< 
>)))< I think it is Paul McCartney working solo.  (or possibly John Lennon)
>)))< 
>)))< They say it is the whole Beatles.

Youre all wrong. It was Yoko doing Linda Blair. John was home with the
baby, Paul was busy rewriting "O-Blah-Dee O-Blah-dull" 50 times to
prepare for the upcoming Wings.   Yoko sang this way before perfecting shrill.
Later she joined the B-52s. 

Also its the Hole Beatles not the whole Beatles...

Chapman didnt kill Lennon, Nike did.

-workingclasshero, onion roll no mayo
-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jbl3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason Basinger Linkins)
Subject: Re: The March in D.C.
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 17:46:39 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.170534.5799@odin.corp.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>In article <1992Apr14.234011.18141@rice.edu>, Patrick writes:
>|Maybe you should let *him* be the judge of that.  (and speak English, while
>|you're at it.  "heinously"?  Argh.)
>
>Hey!  I will have you know that "heinous" is a fine
>word, suitable for use on many occasions.  Heinously
>gnarly, dude.
>
>---
>cj@eno.corp.sgi.com      C J Silverio/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720
>ex-girlfriend of msr. haineux

OTHER WONDERFUL WORDS TO USE:

MINT
EXPECTORATE
CUMDUMPSTER
PLEDGE
SPITTOON
HOT BOWEL MOVEMENTS
B. O. H. I. C. A. (BEND OVER HERE IT COMES AGAIN)

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11349 alt.flame:6959
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Kathryn Hess' Little Brother in disguise)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Shameful confession
Date: 16 Apr 92 16:39:36 GMT
Followup-To: alt.flame
Distribution: na
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU's message of 16 Apr 92 13:31:27 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.133127.21699@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson) writes:
   I masturbate while smelling the socks I stole out of someones
   dorm room last year.

That's nothing.  I once knew a guy who did that so much his head exploded.

You can go away now.

--

           Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: C_CLAIBORN@unhh.unh.edu (Christian   Claiborn)
Subject: Re: Ken vs Gypsy, CJ and others
Organization: University of New Hampshire
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 02:56:10 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.12

In <Bc86iB6w164w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk writes:

> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
> > I have found, in over seven years of Usenet experience, that people
> > only argue about their so-called "constitutional rights" to post this
> > or that hurtful, slandering/libelling, sniveling load of horseshit
> > when:
> > 	1) They have absolutely no better defense for their reprehensible
> > 	   playground schoolhouse meanness, and
> > 	2) When they are uninterested in anything about the argument
> > 	   except their so-called "constitutional rights."[1]
> 
> I have found, in around six years of Usenet experience, that things are often
> not what they seem.  In particular, the intentions and motivations of people
> who post articles are often misread.


  I have found, in around six months of Usnet experience, that my K key tends 
to get sticky, especially in alt.sex.bestiality.  I  also found a key but I 
don't know what it goes to.  Anyone lose one?
 
> I am not interested in whether Ken's articles are tasteful, tactful, hurtful
> or whatever.  I personally wouldn't do what Ken did, but that's irrelevant.
> My complaints are as follows:

I complain 'cuz I never even got a COPY of those posts mailed to me.  I wanted
to send them to all my friends, and my VMS mail doesn't extract well.

> [Important looking numbered points deleted but not forgotten.]

> I HAVE NOT AT ANY TIME POKED FUN AT VICTIMS OF SEXUAL ABUSE.

I have.  "Daddy, what's rape?"
"It's like the sticky finger game, honey, but more fun."

I love watching wars in talk.bizarre.

					Christian
---
 *  All reality is just an extension of Chickwiches.
				--Chrisjen Wood
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: buzzard@eng.umd.edu (Sean Barrett)
Subject: Re: ideal talk.bizarre newsreader/killfile
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 00:10:49 GMT
Organization: Fraternity of Avian Deists
Keywords: SHIT

In article <1992Apr10.221613.1145@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault) writes:
>One more thing:  If one day you find that your "master kill program" 
>has killed YOU, then on that glorious day the dead shall awaken and
>rise from their graves, and thou shalt unsubscribe...

At least _somebody_ got the joke.

buzzard
From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: the psychic strategies
Date: 10 Apr 92 14:55:24 GMT
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
My oblique strategy for the day is:

	Is it finished?

---
c j deadline silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (cupid's six-guns)
Subject: Re: Prediction for the near future
Organization: the rain dogs
Date: Sun, 5 Apr 1992 04:58:43 GMT

In article <1992Apr4.073520.10099@terminator.cc.umich.edu> ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (AjD) writes:
>The forthcoming hot catchphrases that everybody will be repeating, and will
>in fact replace "y'know", will be "I am not making this up."
>
>Or something along those lines.

that's "We are not making this up." 

m

honest
-- 
minerva burst from joves head with a helluva yell but that does not prove 
that we should stand in awe of every case of mastoiditis            archy
From: malc@pyramid.unr.edu (Malloc "sizeof" Calloc)
Summary: am i the first?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: huh-ho
Date: 12 Apr 92 05:11:02 GMT
Reply-To: malc@pyramid.unr.edu

"Never underestimate the bunwidth of a dog burdened with several
 dicks running down the road."
  --- Notworks class Homework Solution to Problem 1.1
      in _Computer_Notworks_, Second Edition
      by Celiapainted X. Teacoloringagentexplosive
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: the wit and wisdom of bill twomey
Date: 12 Apr 92 22:15:07 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <92099.115038U53644@uicvm.uic.edu> U53644@uicvm.uic.edu writes:
>
>For your reading pleasure..........................

The critics are mad about it:

    I barfed, I cried.  It was a lot like that scene in the
    theater bathroom in Midnight Cowboy.
	    -Rex Reed

    Two thumbs up...wait, that's not my thumb, that's my...AAAUGH!
	    -Roger Ebert

    We don't know how we got this job, but we do it anyway.
	    -Michael Medved and Jeffrey Lyons (a couple of Nice Boys)

    Two dollars for a blowjob, sailor.
	    -Dixie Whatley

    Now that I've had a kid, Lloyd's of London says they'll only
    insure my legs for two bob.  What's a bob?
	    -Mary Hart

    I have a gun and I'm not afraid to do it!
	    -Geraldo Rivera

    Pooh!  Poooooooooooh!
	    -Marta, age 4

				--Blair
				  "There's something to be
				   said for applying dentifrices
				   and tectonic pustules to
				   subterranean albino salamanders."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: old post
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 08:22:24 GMT





>Article 23070 of misc.test:
>From: ldoering@caen.engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
>Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.arts.startrek
>Subject: Re: TREKKIES VS TREKKERS VS NERDS (CARASSO!!!)
>Summary: Well, not really
>Date: 25 Jul 91 07:15:34 GMT

In article <9107250637.AA02926@quaestor.Inference.COM>
 carasso@inference.com (Roger x179 Carasso) writes:
>
>Peter Piper picked ...

And now, a German tongue twister (in German, that's "Zungenbrecher")

Zwischen zwei spitzenden Steinen
Sitzen zwei zischenden Schlangen.

Im Bett.
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
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Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10417 soc.culture.arabic:1855 soc.culture.indian:13566
From: reddy@mips.com (T.S. Reddy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.arabic,soc.culture.indian
Subject: Re: Advanced Societies... Children And Camel Races.
Date: 7 Apr 92 22:57:25 GMT
Article-I.D.: spim.ku4a6lINNqof
Distribution: na
Organization: MIPS Computer Systems, Sunnyvale, California
NNTP-Posting-Host: dish.mips.com

In article <1992Apr7.213855.11839@talon.ucs.orst.edu> bashirm@UCS.ORST.EDU (MO B Dick) writes:
>I have been around the ME and if there were such a thing I would have known.
>I am not ignorant of the facts (as some fellow netters have accused me)
>and the idea that young boys are sold as slaves for a sport like that
>is disgusting..The shieks are not walking angels and I know a few stories
>about them that are not exactly very nice..
>this bashing at Arabs is a the act of intillegent people..it is not 
>justifiable ..and guys..RELAX

     I have to agree on this one. Knee-jerk reactions are quite self-deluding.
Don't forget that on the other side of this coin are the Indians and whoever 
else that were involved and were just as guilty; should we stereotype Indians 
as people who will sell their children at the drop of a hat for a few bucks 
then? For the few thousands of boys that are sent to the Middle East, don't 
forget there are millions of Indian children forced into child labor in the 
beedi factories (a type of cigarette local to India), in the fireworks 
factories and as a cheap pool of labor to do the household chores of 
middle-class and rich Indians to name a few. 

-- 
T.S.Reddy (e-mail: reddy@mips.com)
Religion is to history what Communism was to the 20th century - anon.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: patterso@cs.scarolina.edu (Mitchell Patterson)
Subject: Re: HOW TO MEET HOT WET HIGH SCHOOL BABES
Organization: USC  Department of Computer Science
Date:  8 Apr 92 21:43:07 GMT

carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:

>this is my kill file for k12.chat.senior.  it kills all articles
>written by guys, and leaves only the ones written by dairy plump
>edible wet high school babes, such as Kimberly:

[letter containing far too many exclamation marks deleted]

>/roger/h:j

What, you don't read your own stuff?
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Nickname suggestions
From: amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis)
Date: Wed, 08 Apr 92 18:56:19 PDT
Organization: The Batchelor Pad

bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt) writes:

> In article <NL2ViB7w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US>, amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocent
> |> TOYOTA.
> 
> Points for not being all that dumb. Points for being marginally original.
> Few people actually go by the nickname `TOYOTA.' Points for being easy to
> pronounce when screaming. Actually has a certain flair when screamed.

You forgot to give points because you can erase the first and last pair
of letters, and have a nickname for your nickname:  "YO"

You can even put it on the tailgate of your pickup truck, right next
to the pair of chrome nude silhouettes...





I'm sorry, I thought for a moment this was alt.tasteless.


> It is, however, still dumber than the one I have now. It's even dumber
> than yours, and mine's better than yours, but only by a bit.

Tell us it.

> Two lashes with a wet noodle from Sister Sarah for you, Mr. Wise Guy. I

This from a guy giving points out for originality?  I am so
disappointed...




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