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Date:         Sun, 6 Sep 1992 21:46:07 -0400
Reply-To:     "ALEXANDROS G. HOBSON" <alexees@WAM.UMD.EDU>
From:         "ALEXANDROS G. HOBSON" <alexees@WAM.UMD.EDU>
Subject:      Re: Taraxes...
Comments: To: hellas@uga.cc.uga.edu

Grafei o filtatos Yiannis:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

	Opws polloi 0a exete katalabei exw prospa0hsei na stamathsei
-toulaxiston- apo thn pleyra mou to ybreologio to opoio POLLOI 0eloun
na yo0etoun mesa se ayth thn lista. Dystyxws meta apo polles prospa0eies
melwn ths Hellas oi anegkefaloi aytoi (me ta onomata twn opoiwn den prokeitai
na asxolei0w) prospa0oun na diatara3oun ta hrema nera -pros to paron- ths
a3iologhs kata ta alla listas mas. Kyrie Iwannou, sas parakalesa na stamathsete
na anafereste sto onoma mou. Eseis synexizete me tis eylogies tou praktora
sas ep' onwmati "Al'Tour" -Ypey0yne Dhm. Sxesewn poios einai aytos;- thn
taktikh pou sas xarakthrizei apo thn prwth stigmh pou emfanisthke to onoma
sas sthn Hellas. Xalali sou omws giati mas diaskedazeis me ta asteia sou.
Gia ena atomo san kai esena a3izei kaneis mono na gelas. Kai 3ereis kati
re kollhte na eisai kala pou stelneis tetoia mails kai pairnaei h mera mou
(h mallon h nyxta mou gelwntas. Anarwtiomoun twra pou erxomoun spiti ean o
UF 0a mas timouse me mail tou. Kai omws epalh0ey0hka. O k. Iwannou enoxleite
me thn parousia mas sto diktyo kai kanei adynata - dynata na asxolh0oume
mazi tou. Na 3erete oti asxoloume0a oloi mas mazi sas, k. Iwannou -opws kai
me to Al'Tour, o opoios me tis drasthriothtes tou exei ginei rezili twn
skyliwn sto Ellhniko stoixeio tou U. of Maryland. Asxoloume0a kai 0a
asxoloumaste oso yparxete k. Iwannou. Kai epeidh 3eroume oti zhleyete
epeidh mou exoun apodw0ei arketa paratsoulia kai eseis den exete kanena
na sas kollhsoume ena kai se esas. Ti 0a legate gia kati san "CLOWN";;;
E; Pisteyw 0a sas tairiaze apolyta, mias kai oti 0a grapsete se aythn edw
thn lista einai gia gelia. Katexete to pronomio. Kai ti 0a legate na mhn
afhname kai ton synergath sas paraponoumeno; Ti 0a legate ean tou kollousame
kai aytou ena paratsoukli san kai to akolou0o; "(G)LIFTERS"; Kalo den
0a legate oxi; Swsta;

	Loipon kalh sas nyxta kai perimenoume kai ayrianh parastash. Alh0eia
poso paei h ka0e parastash; Etsi gia na ginoume kai syxnoi pelates sas alla
kai 0eates sas....

	Vartan kai Stoka, mhn xalate to xrono sas kai grafete anekdota. exoume
dyo anekdota ek fysews: DHMHTRHS IWANNOU KAI (mousiko) AL'TOUR. Kai ta dyo
einai KAI GAMW TA ANEKDOTA -ean krinw apo ton praktorisko sas k. Iwannou....


sas xairetw,
o gkouras sas -kata ta UF kai UM meria- BELISSARAKOS

PS: Iwannou to thlefwno mou einai sto finger ean 0es na to xrhsimopoihseis. Kai
    mhn les psemata sta paidia gia 1-800-... kai tetoies blakeies. Kane apla
    ean >f yiannis@wam.umd.edu kai pare me thlefwno. 0a bgei o operator kai
    0a sou dwsei to kainourgio mou ari0mo kai mporeis na me pareis opoiadhpote
    stigmh 0eleis. Prosexe omws OXI FARSES giati to thlefwno mou parakolou0eite.
    3ereis esy, einai apo ayta ta kolpa pou yposthrizes otan pshfizes sthn
    Ellada -kai o praktoriskos sou.....

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Loipon, meta apo auto to yramma sou, exw katalabei Yianni oti
eivai astoxn opoiadnpote prospa0eia kavw va diatnrnsw tnv filia mas.
Me ta yrafomeva sou apodeixtnkes eukolopistos, avasfalns, sukofavtns,
kai atomo o3u0umo. Sto parel0ov, kai suykekrimeva stnv periptwsn tou
Petrou kai tnv teleutaia mas "suzntnsn" yurw apo to podosfairo,
dextnka tis sumboules twv filwv mou kai eipa oti ftaiei to ayxos
apo ta diafora barn pou exeis opws n douleia sou kai ta ma0nmata sou.
Kai opws prepei va kavei kapoios se orismeves stiymes ka0e sxesns,
upoxwrnsa kai to afnsa va perasei, xwris va sou pw tipota parapavw.
Auto 0a to 3erouv kai oi Ellnves tou Maryland pou diabasav tnv teleutaia
mou apavtnsn, osov afora to podosfairo, kai tnv opoia esu 0ewrnses
pws me ekave "rezili twv skuliwv". To 3erw oti de sou arese pote to
yeyovos oti nmouv filoPASOKikos, alla sou exw pei polles fores oti
dev asxoloumai me tnv ellnvikn politikn kai oti dev eimai se 0esn va
sxnmatisw yvwmn peri autns. Yi'auto de mou arese o upaiviymos sou sto
usteroyrafo sou (av dev ntav upaiviymos, pesto kai 0a zntnsw sorry yia
autnv tnv snmeiwsn pou ekava).
Twra, osov afora ton Dnmntrn Iwavvou. Opws kai polloi alloi allwste, exw
arxisei kapoia proswpikn allnloyrafia me paidia tns Hellas, paradeiyma
o Dnmntrns Iwavvou, n Katerina Nikolopoulou, o Vartan Narinian, o
Avtwvns Stefavidns, kai alloi. O Dnmntrns Iwavvou dnmiorynse auto to
saturiko evtupo pou stelvei ka0e toso kai liyaki stnv lista mas, to opoio
briskw asteio, mias kai blepei ta diafora kauyadakia tns lista me
asteio tropo. Dev arvoumai oti suveisfera kai eyw s'auto to evtupo.
Alla stnv periptwsn sou, zntnsa apo tov Dnmntrn va mnv avaferthei se
seva, loyw 1)tou fortou eryasias pu avtimetwpizeis, 2)to eixes zntnsei
kai o idios. Dev 3erw yiati, alla apofasise o Mntsos va kavei to avti0eto.
Auta pou eyrapse omws dev eixav kamia sxesn meva, kai apo auta pou avefere,
movo to "malakes mas avebazei, malakes mas katebazei" eipa eyw yia kapoio
allo yeyonos meta3u mas, kai dev eixa ws skopo va to suveisferw sto evtupo
tou. Yi'auto mnv vomiseis oti n0ela va se katnyornsw krummevos pisw
apo to "AlTour", pseudwvumo pou mpnke xwris tnv adeia mou (eyw paramevw
touristas). Euxaristw yia to Glifter, alla vomizw oti mou tairiazei
kalutera to touristas (alla aln0eia araye, poiov ylufw;).
Pavtws, mias kai mas eipes avekdota, prepei va 0umasai oti ola auta
eva asteio eivai. Kai avti va brizw tov Dnmntrn pou ekmettaleutnke tis
diafores koubevtes meta3u mas, yelaw me ta yrafomeva tou. Kai eyw dev
se ebrisa pote, apo tote pou se yvwrisa ews kai snmera. Isa isa, pou
stevaxwrn0nka pou ektulixtnkav etsi ta praymata meta3u mas. Hellasites,
0elete va me peite malaka, deilo, kota n aderfn epeidn pairvw autov tov
nremo tovo; Dev me voiazei... Eyw 3erw ti eimai, to 3erei n kopela mou,
to 3erouv oi filoi mou, to 3erei n oikoyeveia mou. Kai av Yianni to
0ewrnseis kivnsn aduvamias, ti va sou pw... Nomizw oti exw plates yia va
me kalupsoun...
Auta apo meva twra kai elpizw va mnv xreiastouv kai alla. Yianni, peace
kai va'sai kala... Movo, opws leve kai oi Ayylosa3wves, lighten up a bit.

ale3ns o touristas "to pio spoudaio eiv'n psuxn sou, dike mou..."


PS1 Dev se eipa gkoura eyw, movo Tourkofayo se xioumoristiko, prose3e
    oxi koroideutiko, tovo.
PS2 Ypeu0uvos Dnmosiwv Sxesewv; Mnv avnsuxeis, yiati paraitoumai apo to
    to posto mou, oxi yia va exeis to kefali sou nsuxo, alla bare0nka kai
    vomizw oti dev nmouv o katallnlos av0rwpos yia tn 0esn autn...
PS3 Vartan kai Avdrea Stoka, suvexiste sas parakalw va stelvete avekdota.
PS4 Kai mou aresei pou me fwvazoun merikoi "mpempn" tns listas. :)
PS5 Yia tov Dnmntrn Iwavvou, mnv avnsuxeis, kai tou apavtnsa ndn me personal.
PS6 Elevn, elpizw va mnv kavw adiko tov kopo, kai va diabaseis to epomevo
    mail mou.
PS7 A kai kati akoma, oute s'exw brisei, oute farses sou exw kavei pote.
    Mias kai aveferes farses, akouste mia pou ekava otav nmouv mikros stnv
    A0nva. Pairvete tnlefwvo kai lete: "Yeia sas, mevw stnv idia polukatoikia
    me sas kai pairvw va dw av exete vero, yiati edw mas to kopsave." Trexei
    kai o allos mesa va dei av exei vero, kai otav yurvaei leei:"Nai, edw
    exoume vero, dev mas to kopsave." E, tote 0a peite eseis: "E, afou exeis
    vero, pluve liyo ta podia sou yiati n brwma mexri edw exei ftasei!!" :)
    Tsaf, to kleivete. Av 0elete, tous pairvete 3ava tnlefwvo yia va tous
    kavete paratnrnsn pou dev pluvave ta podia tous... xexe...
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