HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au (Rod Swift)
Subject: Re: Wrestling
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.pets,misc.jobs.offered,alt.cascade
Organization: -=[ Curtin University of Technology ]=-  Perth  Australia
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 06:19:45 GMT

In article <1992Nov12.031435.25634@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
> in talk.bizarre, mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
> )>club, but I'm about 10 pounds heavier than I need to be.  Could anybody give
> )>me any suggestions in loosing this weight.
> )
> )Liposuction.
Hippo functions
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|        +  +  +     +  +  +  +  +                  Drive without a saddle."|
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley)
Subject: Re: COLD BLOODED SHENANIGAN
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 17:20:20 GMT

In alt.shenanigans, wilsonandrew@bvc.edu writes:
>As the grand bull moose of shenanigans:
>has anyone ever considered shooting the gas tank of Air Force One with a 
>tracer slug? Perhaps an armour piercing .50 cal barrett light fifty sniper 
>rifle loaded with white phosphorous teflon tracers might do the trick. Now 
>that's something I would pay to see. I'll have to wait until Clinton is 
>inaugurated, though. Tipper Gore as first lady! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Or 
>how about "Danny Quayle, leader of the free world?"

I think pjf has started a trend here... admittedly this idea is not as
fun as Bush's head on a pike, but it is quite specific.  It seems as if
this guy has a very good idea of just how to go about shooting down planes.

Does the NSA grep the newsfeed like Kibo?

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: Re: Dying Words for Dueling (was Re: Today's Question.)
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 04:05:44 GMT



just thought of more.  i been in dying a long time.

"I perish!  I fall.... over here, where the grass  is a  lot cushier."

"You know, I've always wondered if Highlander was true..."

"Wow.  Nirvana.  Dude."

"Penance!"  <whomp self on head repeatedly>

"Ok.  But I'm taking a book with me."

"That was never a hit.  You missed me by a mile.  If I'm not telling the truth,
may god strike me..."

"I never promised you a rose garden."

"That's it.  You're OUTTA THE WILL!"

"Now why'd you have to go and hit me THERE for?"

mpl

die die die die die already will you PLEASE fucking die?

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Investment Tip
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 22:13:45 GMT

In <Bxx3CF.K4A@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Investment Tit)
writes:
>Sell short now.  Guaranteed to make a big profit over four years.

Thanks to ata boy's poor typing skills, this message was ambiguous.  Here
is the full version:

Sell bigotted, right-wing fuckheads short now.  Guaranteed to make a big
profit over four years.
From: mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Gloat
Date: 15 Nov 92 13:41:42 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
> In article <1992Nov9.154319.11088@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Vir
> >In article <9211060901.30@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes
> >>Actually, the "Will of the Electoral College" has spoken.
> >>
> >>He lost the popular vote.
> >
> >WRONG, CAVENEWT. Just because he did not get 50% of the popular vote does
> >not mean he lost. Clinton received 5 MILLION more votes than his nearest
> >competitor, George "Loser of the 90s" Bush. This is a win, not a loss.
> 
> I should have said:
> 
> He did not receive a majority of all the votes cast for president.  He receiv
> 43 % of the popular vote, so he did not get a mandate from the people.

Hardly any President will have had more people vote for him than not vote for
him.  After all, only about 2/3 of Americans even bother registering to vote.

So for example, Bush never received a mandate from the people, as fewer
people voted for him than didn't vote for him.

> It is a significant statistic.

Hardly.


mathew
-- 
"Boy, they were big on crematoriums weren't they?"
 -- George Bush, during a tour of Auschwitz, 1987-09-28
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
From: pmartz@dsd.es.com (Paul Martz)
Subject: Re: **BIZARRE LAWS***
Reply-To: pmartz@dsd.es.com (Paul Martz)
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corp., Salt Lake City, UT
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 92 18:00:50 GMT

In article <1egr5fINN65s@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk>, cstadba@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr C D Ward) writes:
> In England every able bodied man is required to practice archery with
> a long bow for at least two hours every Sunday !!!
> 
> The only capital offence left in England is stealing from Her Majesty's
> dockyards.

Yet posting to irrelevant groups is legal... Go figure!
-- 

   -paul	pmartz@dsd.es.com
		Evans & Sutherland
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Whatever happened to Amy S. Kahn?
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 14:58:39 GMT

In article <98737@netnews.upenn.edu> kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
>In article <1992Nov20.155655.5250@telesciences.com> srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant) writes:
>>In article <98350@netnews.upenn.edu> kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
>  Well, I do get 1/3 off employee discount...
>>
>>	What does one do with 1/3 off an employee?
>
>How do you think I got to be 4'10"?
>
> -- ASK

If 4' 10" is 2/3 of ASK's original height, then she must have been 7'3"
originally.

Mark., likes unusual-looking women
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: i'm bored so i'm posting...how original
Followup-To: misc.test,rec.pets,alt.religion.kibolgy,alt.sex.bestiality,
	talk.bizarre,misc.jobs.offered,misc.jobs,talk.politics,alt.flame 
Summary: duh
X-Facial-Hair-Lately: goatee on me.
Keywords: form
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
X-Shoe-Of-The-Day: black doc martins, utility soles, three holes.
Comment: i'm in full form. function has yet to be determined.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 92 04:44:19 GMT

so, i'm here in lab waiting for a gel to dry so i can go hang with a
friend of mine. you must be patient when waiting for a gel to dry. if it
is not totally dry it will stick to the film and then you are really
screwed. 

i think my phone is tapped. my brother called a couple of days ago and we
started using weird phrases like; the blue suitcase is under the stairs.
the brown dog knows the moon is green. and so on...it was rather humorous.
they will probably pull me in for a psych evaluation now. 

that's all for this one, ciao
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: SS agents
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 18 Nov 92 17:59:32 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,comp.security,rec.arts.startrek.tech

I was just thinking about pjf and his Secret Service friends...

If the Secret Service monitors all net.traffic, who decides who gets to
read which newsgroups? Do they all fight for t.b? Do they get to use
killfiles?

I feel sorry for the poor sap who gets stuck with alt.music.rush, or
alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless, or rec.arts.startrek.*.

Gerald -counting his blessings
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SHORT SHAMEFUL GLEE
Date: 18 Nov 1992 22:45:40 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <98172@netnews.upenn.edu> kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
>I was finally put in charge of the computer books section of the bookstore.
>The first thing I did was send back all of the Apple computer books.
>(I kept the Amiga stuff, though, because I also got the humor section)

Do you work at the Borders bookstore there?  do you?  Well, up here
in the cold frozen south of Michigan, we have a Borders bookstore.
It is the first Borders bookstore.  I mean, it was the one that the
Borders boys started.  well, Borders was bought by K-Mart last
month.  that's probably not news to you.  in fact, i'm certain that
you had heard about it before i did.

Kmart already owns one chain of bookstore (Waldenbooks), and 
apparently they wanted a chain that appealed to an upscale crowd.
the changes are coming fast and furious; borders just this summer
increased their store size here by half-again, and next summer
they will abandon that site and take over a building currently
housing a department store.  Being as ann arbor is not a big town, 
and kmart is a very big company, the news was fairly major. We had 
to stop press and run a new version of the front page when the
news broke.

Few people who live in ann arbor do not have an opinion about the
buyout.  but one woman wrote to the editor to complain that she
cannot in good faith shop at borders any more.  She protests that
since kmart is in the business of peddling pornography (playboy),
she refuses to give them any business.

When madonna's book arrived two weeks later, i am certain that this
woman took that as a sign that border's had irretrievably slipped
into the hands of the sodomites.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hang on to them" - Mark Edwards
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: medium long shameful confession
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 92 03:27:06 EST
Organization: Ancient LP Liberation Front
Keywords: kill bush quayle conyers dole

These are the LPs stacked up next to my turntable (in order, top to bottom)

Black Flag - Damaged
Devo - Freedom of Choice
The Pre-Moon Syndrome Post Summer (of Noise) Celebration Week
	(compilation; bands that played at DC Space in D.C. back in '89)
The Meatmen - Rock 'n Roll Juggernaut
Divine - Walk Like a Man (EP)
The Cars - Candy-O
Dead Milkmen - Big Lizard In My Back Yard
B-52's - B-52's
Circle Jerks - Wonderful
The Exploited - Let's Start a War
The Plasmatics - Beyond the Valley of 1984
The Cramps - Bad Music for Bad People
Dead Kennedys - Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death
The Dark - Don't Feed the Fashion Sharks
The Ramones - Rocket to Russia
The Clash - Riot Album
The Cramps - Psychedelic Jungle
Sex Pistols - Never Mind the Bollocks
Gang of Four - Entertainment!

ljd
hopelessly mired in the past
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Actual Dan Quayle Interview
Date: 19 Nov 1992 17:21:32 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <shosqg4@zola.esd.sgi.com>, cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
> 
> In article <28172@castle.ed.ac.uk>, damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk writes:
> |>cj writes:
> |>>I follow-up my own post to bring you this breathless update: Lance
> |>>summarizes Maddi as:
> |>>	Fucking Princeton Mensa Wank
> |Are we using "Mensa" in the sense of "pseudo-intellectual worm"?
> 
> Is there any other use?

Actually, a good friend of mine from high school has joined Mensa.  He
says that the activities are pretty dull, but that it's a good place to
pick up women.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana)
Subject: Re: exit
Organization: NCAR/UCAR
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 17:04:38 GMT

In article <1eoa82INN667@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk>, cstadgs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr R J Tinsley) writes:
 
> One gold star(*) and a pack of M&Ms for the first guy to post the full version

Big fleas have little fleas
upon their backs to bite 'em
And little fleas have lesser fleas
and on ad infinitum.

Geophysical Fluid Dynamics Nerd Version:

Big whorls have little whorls
that feed on their velocity
And little whorls have lesser whorls
and so on to viscosity.

Send my M&Ms (plain please) to Ilana Stern, PO Box 3000, NCAR, Boulder
Colorado 80307.
-- 
/\     There may be honor among thieves, but there's none among politicians.
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
      \______________________________________________________________________
From: dgross@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dave Gross)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep attends the assassination, part XX
Date: 24 Nov 92 04:38:34 GMT
Organization: Manumission:  The Campus Men's Forum

Oh shit, not a new Cardinal, I thoughed.  "Don't worry, your grace,"
Marilyn cooed off, "I've tied a bell around my husbank's neck." 
"Wasn't that clever," Burroughs tubercularly repudiated, "It's all
lies, deliberately and systematically cultivated by the governing
party.  Octopodes have sharp beaks, which you would know, or will.
The teatacles, vast and bloated with the sweat of our labor, will
inevitably sweep your way and the suckers on your flesh will leave
concentric circles of scars which can be interpreted as the mark of
the beast."
From: marks@castle.ed.ac.uk (Mark Steyn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: just curious
Date: 19 Nov 92 18:27:50 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:

>In article <1992Nov16.155912.27459@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (
>Mark Neeley) writes:
>>
>>What's the scientific name for eye gunk?
>>
>>       Mark

Aha - Who doesn't read 'The Sandman' then?

Now let's see it's either Aqueous Humour or Vitreous Humour, though I
realise that my spelling is somewhat out.

Incidentally, go buy 'The Sandman'  - Worlds greatest (though I am loath
to use the term for something as deeply wonderful as 'The Sandman') 
comic book.

	Mark
-- 
? Look within the Hearts of mortal men and see, ? Mark Steyn :          ?
? The Hopes, Dreams and Wishes of a world,      ? marks@castle.ed.ac.uk ?
? Guarded under Lock and Key.                   ? mpjs@dcs.ed.ac.uk     ?
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short, Shameful Party
Date: 20 Nov 92 16:54:23 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

benth@microsoft.com (Ben) writes:
>Would these be the lead pipes referred to by the Scorched
>Earth party? 

The Scorched Earth party has been replaced by the Truth and Beauty Party.
We no longer wear people down by repeated blows, but instead by repeated
hugs and love and caring.

Oh, and caresses with a riding crop, but the have to _want_ it.

>BENth
>How low can Vogel go?

So far only about fifty feet below sea level, but I'm working on it.

						- Jeff Vogel
						Rutgers math
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: How come
Date: 20 Nov 92 15:32:29 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

everytime I pick up a sharp implement I have an un-natural urge to stick it 
into my finger ?


-- 
|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Crash Dominus")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Add Your Favorite Two-Word Insult
Date: 16 Nov 92 19:16:41 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: caz@owlnet.rice.edu's message of 15 Nov 92 07:24:57 GMT

Chog hound
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Wumpus")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Interfaith marriages
Date: 20 Nov 92 00:23:20 GMT
	<5745@tivoli.UUCP> <1992Nov8.230510.13032@wuecl.wustl.edu>
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: lfa1@cec1.wustl.edu's message of 8 Nov 92 23:05:10 GMT

In article <1992Nov8.230510.13032@wuecl.wustl.edu> lfa1@cec1.wustl.edu (Lorrie Faith Ackerman) writes:
>   Lorrie

Tell me, Lorrie, why is it that your parents decided to name you after a truck?

Love,
	Mack the Knife.

--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: scrabble variants
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 15:19:44 GMT

fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:

>In <8713@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:

>>sho@physics.purdue.edu <<-- fifty seven points for "qux" on a
>>                            triple word space

>Dunno if anyone else had to go and check, but the one-U variant is indeed
>in there.  News to me.

Can someone tell me what that word means?  Fifty quatloos to the first
person to use it in a post in its proper context.

------------------------------------------------------------
mark schnitzius           |  seeking guitar songbook for the
schnitzi@eola.cs.ucf.edu  |  clash's "london calling".  does
univ. of central florida  |  one even exist?  will pay top $
------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: PBS
From: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton)
Date: 19 Nov 92 14:58:07 GMT
Keywords: medula oblongata
Summary: simper

Today on This Old Brain we'll learn new techniques that can make your
pineal gland more efficient and more sightly. 
-- 
Rowan T. Hamilton                         "To dig this is to groove on
hamilton@huhepl.harvard.edu                   hella shit."
hamilton@fnald.fnal.gov                   - casey@wackenhut.com
From: jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: my blood
Date: 23 Nov 92 17:36:18 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University



    i went to a blood drive once.
    i was going to give blood.
    but when i got there, they told me they didn't want my blood.



    maybe i shouldn't have brought it in a bucket.



-- 
?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Inpsirational Thought for the Day
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 20:38:41 GMT


" I became a hit songwriter because I wwanted to be one. I was driven.
I would accept nothing less. I had to do this or die. I YOU have that
same fire burning in you, read on...A hit song can earn its writer and
publisher $100,000 in royalties each year, EVERY YEAR, for the rest of
their lives. Somebody has to write the hits. It might as well be you."

from HOW TO WRITE A HIT SONG by Molly Ann Leikin
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Blair (was Re: Shifting on the fly)
Date: 22 Nov 92 23:14:26 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona

In article <1992Nov21.053700.4473@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>I see this as a real coming out for you, Blair.  Full, plump, 
>thoughtful paragraphs reflecting their full, thoughtful, plump
>owner.  I see this as a monumental step away from the crass
>one-liners you have hidden behind for so long.  

What they reflect is that I wasn't so much following up the
previous poster as Francis Ford Coppola.  (Who, if he
weren't such a fucking genius, would have been forbidden to
touch undeveloped film after the second Godfather movie,
and banished from the planet after the third.  But he's
still riding in-the-black from points gained via The
Conversation and One From The Heart, and I have no
intention of missing anything he creates.  BSD is merely
his way of bringing his studio out of receivership and
showing the bigs how to make a flick without spending
80 bazillion dollars on phony computer gags from ILM.
Nice tits on the vampiresses, too.)

So, I haven't changed a bit, and neither has talk.bizarre,
and until it does it won't deserve the pleasure of my full,
plump responses.  AND, my one-liners are hardly CRASS;
you MERELY miss the point most of the time.

>I just want you to know that I support you in this growth venture.

Really?  Could you avoid binding around the left crease of
my groin?  That bugs me.  So does CHEEZ WHIZ.

>I love you, man!

I'd kiss you but my GOOD LIPS are at the cleaners.

				--Blair
				  "Yow."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rjones@itchy.dsd.es.com (Ray Jones - Perp)
Subject: art
Organization: Design Systems Division, Evans & Sutherland, SLC, UT
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 07:26:36 GMT


-icle

(I'm back.)
--
                                          rjones@dsd.es.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: logarithmic shameful confession
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 14:49:29 GMT

Scott Dorsey (kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov) wrote:
: In article <1992Nov16.200132.61761@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO) writes:
: >In article <9211151801.AA13635@clts1.comlab.ox.ac.uk>, gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Crai
: >g Shergold) writes:
: >>I noticed today that the number of CDs on my shelves is again a power of two.
: >>What is shameful is that I noticed this.
: >
: >                    n
: >Wonderful.  I have 2  testicles.
: 
: Where n is not an integer, I am sure.

It could be a negative integer.

--
---Alfvaen(Looking for "October's Baby")
"Lucille was secretly thrilled when Norman sucked her toaster."
   ---B. Kliban
Current Album--ABBA:The Visitors
Current Read--M.J. Engh:Arslan
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Elevators
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 18:16:24 GMT

In article <schnitzi.722118693@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
|thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox) writes:

|>rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:

|>>With the leaves off the trees, I can go up to the third floor of my victorian
|>>manse, and look across the reservoir to the yuppy hilltop community where
|>>Rocket Roger Clemens lives during baseball season.

|>My parents live on the 49th floor of the same building as one of the
|>Chicago White Sox.  Unfortunately, I can't remember his name, because
|>I'm a Cubs fan.

|This is not bizarre.  If your mom was sleeping with him, it would be a
|different story.

Or his dad.
-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Kindred spirits (Vegans)
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 14:39:01 GMT

In article <TOMF.92Nov17194712@ai.gte.com> tomf@gte.com writes:
>Way over in REC.FOOD.VEG:
>>   This is not a flame, just a plea - the correct spelling is "Gandhi"
>>   and NOT "Ghandi" - it just grieves me to see the name of this great
>>   man mis-spelt.
>
>I know how he feels.
>I keep hearing "Jesus H. Christ".  His middle initial was T.

For "the."

Mark., like John T. Baptist and Winnie T. Pooh
gooley@netcom.com