HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: std_sim@hg.uleth.ca
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,misc.test,rec.arts.startrek.misc
Subject: Re: STAR TREK IS CANCELLED
Date: 4 Apr 92 07:39:59 GMT
Reply-To: std_sim@hg.uleth.ca
Organization: University of Lethbridge

How about more info? If that's true, oh my! tsk tsk!!
From: chaos@starr.esd.sgi.com (chaos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: begin the day
Date: 15 Apr 92 20:52:01 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex


i had a relayed escort of butterflies
on my way to work this morning.

which is utterly proper and fitting, 
considering the pattern on each of their wings.


chaos

julia, julia
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cgy@cs.brown.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Subject: short shameful confession
Organization: Brown University Department of Computer Science
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 19:33:06 GMT

I mime-feed squirrels.

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: realization #2
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center And Storm Door Company
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 18:48:13 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.164640.20051@athena.mit.edu> dschmidt@athena.mit.edu (Dan Schmidt) writes:
>gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley) says:
>| Laptop computers are popular because one can use them whilst defecating.
>
>Of course, from the state of the net, one can conclude that most
>posters use laptops.

Once again, here is a person who is not properly versed in Aristotelian
logic.  While laptop computers can be used while defecating, they aren't
the only computers which can be used while doing so.  Obviously.
--scott
    (Who wants one of the DEC ruggedized VT100s that are intended for
     shop floor use, and are completely waterproof.  Great for installation
     in the bathroom or even the shower.)
From: mjd@SAUL.CIS.UPENN.EDU (Mark-Jason Dominus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: DOMINUS POSTS PRIVATE EMAIL
Date: 17 Apr 92 03:02:44 GMT
Article-I.D.: saul.9204170302.AA00536


------- Forwarded Message

Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 19:59:03 PDT
From: comptec91065@camins.Camosun.BC.CA
To: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu
Subject: Welcome to talk.bizarre!  (Monthly Posting)

X-News: camins news.answers:37

>From: tbsc@volcano.tbsc.ORG (talk.bizarre Steering Committee)
>Subject:Welcome to talk.bizarre!  (Monthly Posting)
>Date: 13 Apr 92 18:45:33 GMT
>Message-ID:<13Apr92119n0ppp@tbsc.org>

>Archive-name: talk-bizarre


You're not bizarre at all. 
Don't even consider replying to this unless
you can turn yourself into someone witty
or twisted 
or something 
for chrisakes 

now just log off and die, ok?

------- End of Forwarded Message
From: dise@news.cs.odu.edu (Aegis)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Panasonic auto-stop electric pencil sharpener
Date: 12 Apr 92 02:10:31 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.1992Apr12.021031.28296
Organization: DUBL-D Enterprises, Inc.
Originator: dise@nightshade.cs.odu.edu

I owe my roomate some money.  That's why he's there, so I can owe money
to him.  If it weren't for the fact that he had money to lend me, I'd
probably get rid of him -- you know, find some loving and caring home
that would treat him right.  So I'm going to pay him back.  It's only
right.

			--Aegis

 . . . but he wants me to pay him back in hamburgers . . .

-- 
My opinions are based primarily on the belief that you probably don't know
what the hell you're talking about. / 90% of all statistics are made up. /
*I'M* *NEVER* *WRONG* . . .just misunderstood . . . / Dain Bramaged / WHAT'S
THAT??? / No, really, ignore the handcuffs... / You're acting like I care. 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11286 alt.rock-n-roll:10091
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.rock-n-roll
Subject: Re: Good names for heavy metal bands
Date: 16 Apr 92 01:38:34 GMT
Article-I.D.: usenet.1992Apr16.013834.6377
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)


How 'bout "STEVIE RAY V0G0N and the PH0T0N T0RPED0ES"?

Just right for that kinda-bluesy, kinda-headbangin,
TREKKER kinda dude/dudette.
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Ben Fulton <fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Haichu
Keywords: buffing janitors
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 08:56:54 -0500

Sorry.

ben
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
right here, right now
there is no other place I'd rather be!
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: suicidal tendencies
Date: 8 Apr 92 07:49:48 GMT
Article-I.D.: midway.1992Apr8.074948.428
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe


from the winston-salem JOURNAL, 6 April 1992:

_Man Survives 2 Attempts At Suicide in Same Day_

KENMORE, N.Y. (AP)

 A man who leapt from a fourth-story window and survived by
landing on a car, rode an elevator back up and repeated
his suicide attempt -- jumping from the same window and
landing on the same car.
 The man, 30, survived both 40-foot leaps and was in fair
condition yesterday at a hospital in Buffalo, police
said.
 "That's a total of eight floors and, other than a broken
wrist and a broken ankle, he's in as good shape as you or
I," police Capt. Emil Palombo said.
 In his first attempt Saturday morning, the man "had to
take a running leap because those windows don't open,"
Palombo said.
 He dove through a double-pane window, landing on the car,
buckling the roof and doors, and smashing its rear
windows, Palombo said.
 Although dazed and bleeding from facial cuts, the man got
up and walked to the building's elevator, a witness told
police.
 "He was cut up -- there was a trail of blood going into
the hall, up the elevator and into the room," Palombo
said.
 Police Lt. Ronald Sardina arrived at the six-story
building in time to see the man make his second jump onto
the crumpled car.
 "I saw a sneaker, some blood and a lot of glass," said
Sardina, who spotted the car.  "I looked up, and he
appeared at the broken window and just kept coming."
 Palombo said police believe that the man suffered his most
serious injuries in the second fall, when the car no
longer absorbed the impact and "kind of flattened out like
a Dumpster."
 The man lived in the building last year, moved out, then
moved back in last week, neighbors said.
 Police found nothing in the apartment to indicate that the
man was suicidal.  Palombo said that people who attempt
suicide often try again "but not in the time span of
two-three minutes."
 "God bless him, he's alive," Palombo said.  "Whatever help
he needs, he's going to get it." 
---

M.
if at first you don't succeed...
From: ferrand@niblick.ecn.purdue.edu (Brian K Ferrand)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: well how about that?
Date: 10 Apr 92 19:16:10 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network


 ROGER CARASSO flamed my very first t.b post.

 whooooeeee!

 smmmmooooooccchhh.


 thanks ROG,

 - brian -
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: demiconversations, side 6
Date: 9 Apr 92 01:23:41 GMT
Article-I.D.: magnolia.NJ.92Apr8202341
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu

"Hello may I speak with Leon please.
 Leon.  Ridner.
 Brown curly hair glasses kinda medium height you know.
 Isn't this 826-6696?
 Well Leon should live there that's the number he gave me.
 Look that's the number he gave me are you suggesting that he's a liar?
 Leon Ridner is one of the most honest people I know and I should know
   because I'm a morally virtuous person and I only associate with
   morally virtuous people and
 What?
 Ma'am I mean no disrespect but you are a fucking bitch.
 I just want to talk to Leon all right would you please put Leon on?
 I've had enough of this just put Leon on now.
 I'm not saying another word till you put Leon on no I will not hang up.
 Oh never mind Leon just showed up.
 And he says his number is 826-6696 so you can just shove it up your ass.
 Thank you have a nice day goodbye."
From: rdavis@lonestar.utsa.edu (Roger P. Davis)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Body parts
Date: 13 Apr 92 15:19:17 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Church of the Excessive Bullshit, Reformed

In article <92103.211835TCW100Z@ODUVM.BITNET> TCW100Z@ODUVM.BITNET writes:
>If I had to pick a part of my body to have something painful inserted into,
>I think I'd pick my nose.
>Tazer One
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Ty Cage Warren
>Old Dominion University
>Internet: tcw100z@oduvm.cc.odu.edu
>----Do what you want, hurt no one.
>  "FIVE TO ONE ODDS?  AH, I HAVE THE ADVANTAGE."
>  "ADVANTAGE?  HOW'S THAT?"
>  "I'M NUTS!"


    Now that's kinky.
    Just don't eat anything you pick.

-- 
|UNIV. OF TEXAS AT SAN ANTONIO   |       -- rdavis@lonestar.utsa.edu --        |
|Lonestar beer and Texas...      |=============================================|
|Where the deer and the antelope |=============================================|
|play...with registered Democrats|=============================================|
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: RICHH:  ANOTHER NEW GAME--GUESS THE NATIONALITY
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet, Princeton University, NJ
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 17:43:29 GMT

Guess the nationality of the emailer.

Got this in the mail today:
---------------------------

Hi !
 
I'm interresting by songs text of Nirvana, can you mail it me, please ?
(only if you have some time, i understand it's not interresting to write)
(i ask this to you, because i'm <guess> and the singer is very hard to
understand)
Thank you .
---------------------------
RICHH
-no, but I kiss that way.
From: hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: my mythical myopia
Date: 17 Apr 92 17:37:20 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware


Orphic orbs in danish head
obscurred by dirty pane
never alter what is said,
what passes through her brain.

Beloved subtle queen of shades
with the living kindly lingering,
although lyre is my trade
it seems she knows the fingering.

My strategists obliquely state
that I should emphasize chagrin.
The voice of sanity berates,
"Bloody hell, not this again."

Am I engendered to her face
and voice as well, I wonder?
And are we dative in this case
or singular in number?

It's nothing but a passing mood.
I'm only for the present tense.
I'll no more turn aside and brood;
it only serves to give offense.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.test,rec.food.veg
From: fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew Fields)
Subject: Re: CARASSO: VEGETARIAN FOOD
Organization: University of Michigan EECS Dept., Ann Arbor
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 21:21:28 GMT

In article <+nrjcca.carasso@netcom.com> carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
>
>From today's USA TODAY, Life section, page 1:
>
>	 Next on the menu:
>	 Beef minus the cow
>
>  SAN FRANCISCO -- Tofu that tastes like T-bone steaks and veggie burgers
>  with intense ground beef flavor could be staples on the future U.S.
>  menu, a scientist predicted Tuesday.

[Other blah about organic chemistry deleted]

The real scoop in SF: 1820 W. Clement Street---Chinese resteraunt, cheap
cheap cheap, good good good.  Called by the memorable Chinese name,
"Vegi Food".  Not only meat-free, also egg-free, dairy-free,
onions-and-garlic-free (? they're a Buddhist family, not Krsnites).
Just remember the catchy Chinese name: "Vegi Food".

Oh, and they have a branch in Berkeley, about two blocks north of West Gate.

--your sentient being in Michigan
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Interlude 1: morphophonological thought for the day
Date: 8 Apr 92 07:40:32 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.1992Apr8.074032.29037
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Hawaii

In article <Na1ViB3w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
>nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo) writes:
>> 
>> What if "geo" were always pronounced as in "geoduck"?
>
>How is it pronouced in "geoduck?"  That is the only word in the whole
>list I have never heard of.
>
>*PLONK*, surely.

You Fool.

----------------------------------------------------------------------
GEODUCK:  Puree whole, un-plucked mallard in blender.  Fold in 10 table-
spoons of arrowroot and three cups unsweetened gelatin.   Add a dash of
Carassco sauce if desired.  Chill until gooey.  Serves one average-sized,
blindfolded child of age 9.  
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Amniobatpad, you defenseless, fornicating, 105-pound clam, you will 
never even read this.  (I am in his killfile--he is constantly "forking"
my followups...)


--
 Rigler                         (So help me, Me!)
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Barney Fife
Date: 8 Apr 92 01:46:17 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.1992Apr8.014617.14244
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Hawaii

In article <1992Apr7.184420.5722@nic.unh.edu> mjs@kepler.unh.edu 
(Speaker to Robots) writes:
>In article <9204071814.AA24726@noc2.dccs.upenn.edu> 
mjd@SAUL.CIS.UPENN.EDU writ
>es:
>>[...]
>>Everyone who posts something under my name can go gomerize 
>>their grandmother's hamster!
>                                                   --------
>                                                     |___ Gollllleeee!

This is _not_ a 'spwot' situation.

What is it called when you are in someone's killfile and they
post (basically) the same followup you did, in parallel, w/o 
ever having read yours?

This has been happening to me a lot lately.  I must say it is an
eerie feeling to discover that one's (meager) contribution has 
vanished from some thread as though one had never existed.

                          \ | /

                       -- POIT! --

                          / | \

almost Orwellian...Hey, did I mention to you that I'm schizophrenic?
...Come on, you bastards, I'm ready for you!...No you idiot!  That's 
my saxophone!...But could you be a bit more vague?...I might be dead 
but I won on points!...I'm tripping (no, its just a...)...So pleasing 
to the touch...wow man psunkiphycadelic...PAH!...it's all gone funny
...would it help to say I'm sorry?...so when did you start having the 
feeling that...YOU HAVEN'T GOT A PRAYER!...you make me sick...jerks 
wouldn't let me into their club...

--
 Rigler                         Les Etats du Marqaha
From: stewart@aeras.uucp (StewArt AnewForm)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 20 Q's
Date: 8 Apr 92 21:51:52 GMT
Reply-To: stewart@aeras.UUCP (StewArt AnewForm)
Organization: Arix Corporation, San Jose, CA.

In article <1992Apr8.020751.856@news.cs.brandeis.edu> st910131@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>Let's play 20 questions....
>if you think that's stupid just skip this message...Otherwise humor me!
>
>I'm thinking of the name of my college roomate's home town.
>
>Now this may take some teamwork......
>I will answer all replies daily with a simple Yes or No after the question.
>I'm new on this board and I want to find out how persistent you people are,
>and also how bored you get.
>
>You have until April 16th to figure it out!
>
>by the way I'll answer not just 20 but up to 20,000 questions ... Yup, I'm
>that bored.

	o  Do you think that we will think it stupid?
	o  Why do you think that which you do?
	o  What is significant about your roomates home town?
	o  Do you like teamwork?
	o  How do you feel to be a newbie?
	o  What is this obsession with size of questions?
	o  Why are you bored?
	o  What is your significance?
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11358 rec.pets.cats:4940
From: krissie@locus.com (Krissie Griffiths)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.pets.cats
Subject: Re: cat food
Date: 16 Apr 92 16:19:47 GMT
Organization: Locus Computing Corporation, Los Angeles, California

In article <JON.92Apr15121101@zeus.med.utah.edu> jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
>early this morning i saw my cat sitting on the cold kitchen floor, and
>i realized that it would take eight pounds of hamburger to make a
>meatloaf of that size.

this posting made me smile and giggle.  my beloved michael thomas, r.i.p.
l8 yrs. 2 days, was a l2.75 lb meatloaf as well.  

those beautiful brown tabbys make wonderful meatloafs, with a strip of 
ketchup on their back who would know the difference, right :-)

kg
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10428 alt.tasteless:4383
From: 9125113g@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: An idea whose time has come
Date: 7 Apr 92 22:57:12 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

In article <1992Apr7.174926.27791@iWarp.intel.com> wms@iwarp.intel.com (William Shubert) writes:
>saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders) said:
>>Actually, I've found that most women's crotches smell similar to my
>>underarm.  And no, I don't turn myself on my sniffing my underarm! [the
>>last sentence was to avoid a certain response]
>
>   I knew one girl whose crotch smelled exactly like band-aids...you know,
>kinda plasticky and sterilized.  It was real weird and a little bit
>nauseating.  And yes, I have since tried turning myself on by sniffing
>band-aids, but it doesn't work.

Well it doesn't do anything for me, but the girlfriend for some
unfathomable reason seems to love sniffing MY armpits, especially if
they're in "mature" mode.  She finds them quite arousing.

Women!

Mitch.
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: War sucks
Date: 17 Apr 92 15:45:41 GMT
Article-I.D.: netcom.d91j0fp.carasso
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

c315-30@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:
)jchrist@GeoWare.COM (Jesus Christ) writes:
)
)) BBS: CRS Premium Bulletin Board - Hayes V9600/ULTRA  (416) 629-7000
)) [even more bbs crap deleted]
)
)Is it a sin to have JC in your kill file?

No.  False Messiahs must be killed.

CARASSO


--
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: things that are not bizarre
Date: 14 Apr 92 23:58:01 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (cupid's six-guns) writes:
^^^^^                  ^^^^^^  ^^^^^^^^
NOT BIZARRE            CUTSEY  PSEUDO-MACHISMO

>elvis
 ^^^^^
 OBVIOUS.  THEREFORE NOT BIZARRE.

>drugs
>fantasies about teenage girls
>smegma
>decrepit british humor
>beer
>satanism
>skull-fucking
>pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
>the church of the subgenius
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
NOUNS LISTED AS SUCH ARE NOT BIZARRE.
MR. NOUN TOGETHER WITH MR. VERB MAKES MR SENTENCE.
MR. SENTENCE HAS THE MAGIC ELF QUALITY TO MAKE THE
NORMAL BIZARRE AND THE BIZARRE NORMAL.
MASTER MR. SENTENCE'S POWER, AND SEE HOW MR. OVER-USED-NOUN,
SUCH AS ELVIS CAN BE FUNNY IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT PERFORMING THE
RIGHT ACTION.

>we have all been there, done that, or knew better.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
PRETENTIOUS AND STRIKES OF OLDBIE, WHICH CERTAINLY IS NOT BIZARRE.
BESIDES THE PHRASE YOU ARE PARAPHRASING YOUR TRITE LITTLE SELF,
"BEEN THERE, DONE THAT", IS CERTAINLY AN OVERUSED PHRASE HERE,
AND THUS NOT BIZARRE.

>now you know better, too.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
OH, THANK YOU, MY FAIR QUEEN OF GREAT MUSICAL TALENT HAVING RISEN OUT
OF THE GUTTER AND INTO THE URINAL OF THE RATS WE CALL THE SEWER

>m
^^
EXTREMELY BLAND AND SNOBISH.


HUGS AND KISSES,

MOTHER





--
From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Kitten song
Date: 9 Apr 92 00:34:03 GMT
Article-I.D.: odin.1992Apr9.003403.14471
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

Brian Excarnate writes:
|   Oh, I'm glad to be a kitten
|   I get to play all day!
|   I hop and pounce and bounce and leap
|   And then I run away!

I am reminded (inevitably) of a pair of kittens of my
acquaintance.  They sure do play all day.  And they 
hop, pounce, bounce, leap, bite, gnaw, and chew until 
kicked, and then they run away.  They dig vigorously 
in their kitty box.  They enjoy curtains.  They are 
most active between the hours of 2 am and 4 am.  
In short, they must die.

---
c j silverio
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Fine Bezoars)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I just gots ta
Date: 6 Apr 92 17:31:03 GMT
Article-I.D.: uwm.1992Apr6.173103.8289
Organization: The Church of Mr. Whipple

In article <1992Apr4.213242.14965@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
*In article <1992Apr3.165224.15219@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Fine Bezoars) writes:
*>Grrr!  I hate those!  I'm near-sighted in one eye and far-sighted in the other,
*>giving me really funky depth perception.  This means those fucking pages of 
*>dots are totally meaningless to me.  I've been staring at them for the past
*>two months and haven't seen a damn thing.
*
*oh, great.
*ladies and gentlemen and the rest of you,
*this is my ride home on Tuesdays.

Heh.  Now you know why I never bother to defrost the windows.  It just doesn't
matter.


Mark "What red light?" Lippert
From: fitch@rain.cs.odu.edu (Tracy Fitch)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: realization #2
Date: 13 Apr 92 23:12:28 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.1992Apr13.231228.1030
Reply-To: carr@xanth.cs.odu.edu
Followup-To: carr@xanth.cs.odu.edu
Organization: Old Dominion University Dept. of CS, Norfolk VA

In article <pawj7p.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley) writes:
>Laptop computers are popular because one can use them whilst defecating.
>
>Mark., loves his new obsolete remaindered machine
So does this mean all laptop users are working with a lot of shit????

*****************************************************************************
* If all the world's a stage,        Tracy Fitch, AKA  Master THEspian      *  
* I demand to see the script         fitch@xanth.cs.odu.edu                 *
* I want better lighting                 NCSSM c/o 91                       *
* and where the hell's the stage manager when you need him?                 *
*****************************************************************************
From: olias@sunhillo.uucp (Mitch Gorman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A Study in Iteration
Keywords: Me, too
Date: 17 Apr 92 18:57:45 GMT
Organization: DSC, Cherry Hill, NJ, which claims no responsibility for content!

In article <1992Apr16.031006.19114@cs.brown.edu> thc@cs.brown.edu (Thomas Colthurst) babbles:
>"Cascade this if you can"
That's Dade, piss in the pan.


-- 
Mitch						"If I had my way, I'd just walk
olias@sunhillo.uucp				through those doors, and wander
emrys@cellar.org				down the Champs d'Elysees..."
cellar!emrys@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com	- Joni Mitchell (no relation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058)
Subject: Re: the meaning of life
Summary: happy squat happy happy squat 
Keywords: felch, carnivore, daudle, nimbus 
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 14:57:44 GMT

In article <1992Apr3.191508.15328@cs.odu.edu> feltch@news.cs.odu.edu (Tracy Feltch) writes:
>Dear Nephew Bobo,
>   I was off examining the world of the weird people and learned the meaningless
>life.  yes that's right.  I came across it today.<in bed>  I'll tell you sometime
>in my next couple of letters but here's a hint.
>    It has to do with appliances.
>      Love,
>       your uncle traveling thespian
>
>*****************************************************************************
>* If all the world's a cave       Tracy Fitch, AKA  Master THEspian      *  
>* I demand to be the newt    fitch@xanth.cs.odu.edu                 *
>* I want better felching                 NCSSM c/o 91                       *
>* and where the hell's the volcano manager when you need a push                 *
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PRAWNS, HAVE YOU EVER STOOD BEFORE THE MAJESTY OF THE PRAWN AND
BEEN BEWILDERED BY THE VERY PRAWNLINESS OF THESE GREAT CREATURES?
WHEN YOU HAVE BATHED IN THE GOLDEN SYRUP OF THE LADY SPRINKLE
AND DASHED YOURSELF TO THE FLOOR OF THE VOLCANO YOU MAY THEN
POLITELY EXCUSE YOURSELF FROM THE TABLE AND REMOVE THE STRAW
FROM BLAIR'S DISCOBLOCK AND QUIETLY REAM YOURSELF ON THE
BUTTHARP OF DEATH.





















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