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From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Speeding Tickets
Date: 1 Oct 92 11:10:55 GMT
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

In article <1992Oct1.032742.8367@raven.alaska.edu>, fsmgs@camelot.acf-lab.alaska.edu (Michael Schmahl [Black-Robe Mage]) writes:
> Michael Frank Caver writes
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>By the way, I
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>call dear whomever and whenever I want to.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Murthy
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh dear, this is so pathetic!!
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, you pantothenic, you are too dear!
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, you pantomimic, you are right here!
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, you prosthetic, go drown in your beer!
>> >>>>>>>>>>>Oh, you paramedic, fool to a dead Lear!
>> >>>>>>>>>>Oh, you pandemic tool, do the dead bear! 
>> >>>>>>>>>Oh, you prolific mule, do the head mare!
>> >>>>>>>>Oh, you peripatetic ghoul, screw my momma's chair! 
>> >>>>>>>Oh, you parenthetic rule, blue thy lemma's hair!
>> >>>>>>Oh, you philanthropic dude, soon my coma you will share! 
>> >>>>>Oh, you paleolithic crude, soon my aroma you will bear!
>> >>>>Oh, you pseudo-Masonic prude, soon a Rome will arise so fair.
>> >>>Oh, you politic dude, moon a gnome's arse, so there!
>> >>No, you satiric prune. Who's in the Roman bath, dear?
>> >Whoa, citrus dune. Shmooze Conan's pap smear.
>> So, ridiculous buffoon, youze gone and capped here.
> Go, meticulous baboon, and don't you dare leer.
Y'know, a mellifluous bassoon was there in Cape Fear.
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."

"[George Bush is] the most ruthless white man in the history of the planet."
	-- Richard Ben Cramer, author of _What It Takes_
"The President scores much better than Bill Clinton."
	-- Dan, comparing Bush's record of marital infidelity to Clinton's
Newsgroups: alt.cascade,alt.rock-n-roll.metal.gnr
From: petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen)
Subject: Re: What is George?
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 05:57:43 GMT

>>: >> ===>Definitely a point for Nick, George!
>>: >>>>>What is a George ?
>>: >>>>George is not a Meach.
>>: >>>George is the right Hand of Kibo[tm].
>>: >>George is your mother.
>>: >George is curious yellow.
>>: George is my friend.
>>George is my sister 
>George? I thought you said "Gorge"... 
Gorge? I thought you said "fnords"...

Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: fsmgs@camelot.acf-lab.alaska.edu (Michael Schmahl [Black-Robe Mage])
Subject: Re: Kibology?
Organization: University of Alaska Computer Network
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 03:18:45 GMT

Orin Day writes
> > >>>>But what is kibology?
> > >>>What *isn't* Kibology?!?
> > >>And where's Kibo's money?
> > >And why is everyone wearing funny hats
> > And who the hell is Arthur?
> King of the Britons!
One ... Two ... Five ...
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Yum... sandwiches
Date: 2 Oct 92 11:36:07 GMT
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

In article <1992Oct2.180839.1@cc.curtin.edu.au>, rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au (Rod Swift) writes:
> In article <1992Oct1.191632.14849@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>, oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov (Orin Day) writes:
>>> >> >> >>>Please keep this out of alt.prose.
>>> >> >> >>I leave the editing to the editors, I just compose.
>>> >> >> >>If people did not do this, there would be no prose.
>>> >> >> >As I said to my chauffeur: "Punch him in the nose!"
>>> >> >> On the maid's underwear: "Sniff this like a rose!"
>>> >> > (The pair that the gardener once sprayed with his hose.)
>>> >> She dared to pat his hardener, but complained about his toes.
>>> > She should know much better, if the rose that rose she chose
>>> She ended up much wetter, since she chose to forgo blows
>>> > *******"Think that this is NASA's opinion?   NO, NO, NO!!!" ******
>> But not in the eventuality, at least in signatures I chose.
> But not in the insanity, at least in psychiatry I hope.
She knew all was vanity, at least when it came to sex, drink and dope.

>>*******"Think that this is NASA's opinion?   NO, NO, NO!!!" ******
>*******"Think that is Santa's opinion?   HO, HO, HO!!!" ******
*******"Think this is Ice T's opinion?   YO, YO, YO!!!" ****** 
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."

"[George Bush is] the most ruthless white man in the history of the planet."
	-- Richard Ben Cramer, author of _What It Takes_
"The President scores much better than Bill Clinton."
	-- Dan, comparing Bush's record of marital infidelity to Clinton's
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Biff
Date: 28 Sep 92 20:45:01 GMT
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

In article <1992Sep27.194632.11543@reed.edu>, nuke@reed.edu (Bill Newcomb) writes:
>In article <1a4tc7INNc27@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> mac18@po.CWRU.Edu (Michael A. Cornell) writes:
>>NO BIFF...YOU LISTEN!
>No Biff, you! Listen...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  Biff, you listen'? 
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."

"[George Bush is] the most ruthless white man in the history of the planet."
	-- Richard Ben Cramer, author of _What It Takes_
From: moric00@DMI.USherb.CA (CHRISTIAN MORIN)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: oops
Date: 1 Oct 92 21:43:38 GMT
Organization: Universite de Sherbrooke -- departement de Mathematiques et d'Informatique



>GUNNAR HORRIGMO
>>Michael Frank Caver writes
>>> Hehehe... got carried away with my choke collar... :)
>>Get married today for only a dollar.
>Get fudge today for a hoot and a holler.
Sex, Drug today, but tomorow not cooler.


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Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: cmp3175@tamuts.tamu.edu (Constantine M Pappas)
Subject: Re: Enough is enough
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Distribution: world,local
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 06:32:31 GMT

>>>Must you pseudo poets crosspost this shit all over the place?  If I get 
>>>a sudden yen to read a cascade, I will come over here.
>> 
>> Dust the german pets dressed to fit in olden lace. When I hit a shortened
>> Fin, I masturbate, I will cum over there. >;^)
>
>The last woman poets left a mess to clean in space.  Should I retort
>something irate, I will come to death on the stairs.

The fat Roman goats cleft my best beans in place. Could I report them to the    probate? I tilled some to death by their hair.  


.
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 22:36:31 GMT

>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, IM GOING TO START THE  
>WORST CASCADE EVER.
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHILE EATING THIS SLOP, I SEWED THE FIRST  
>BROCADE BEAVER.
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BILE FITTING RIG STOP, LIE SPEWED THIRST LIVER  
>!!!!
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE, AT LEAST DELIVER...
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHO MAY I ATTRIBUTE TO THIS BEASTLY SLIVER?
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TO SPAY A LUTE IN A GREASY RIVER
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DAMN CASCADERS THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I WILL NOT CASCADE; NOPE, NO, NEVER
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A TRAIN?
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>R2-D2 ON THE BRAIN?
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade is damn insane!
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And it's really getting lame!
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>POST IN CAPS YOU WEIRDOS, WHAT ARE YOU DEAF ?  
>!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>YOUVE RUINED MY RIGHT EAR, HOW 'BOUT THE LEFT?
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>LEFT AT THE NEXT LIGHTS, UNLESS RED
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>THIS SILLY THING IS SOMETHING I DREAD, 
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>BETTER I SHOULD BE BUSY IN BED !
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>WANKER, GIVE THY HAND A REST!
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>NAH! THIS AIN'T REC.HUMOR AT ITS BEST.
>> >  >>>>>>>>>>SURELY YOU JEST?
>> >  >>>>>>>>>THIS IS A TEST.
>> >  >>>>>>>>SO BE OUR GUEST.
>> >  >>>>>>>TESTING, TESTING, ONE TWO THREE.
>> >  >>>>>>RETURN OF THE MONSTER CASCADE, HEE HEE HEE! 
>> >  >>>>>THIS WASTE IS COSTING THE NET MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, DON'T YOU AGREE?
>> >  >>>>I PREFER CABERNET SAUVIGNON WITH BRIE
>> >  >>>I THINK ALT.CASCADE IS BEST FOR POSTS LIKE THESE 
>> >  >>I HOPE THIS DOES'NT GET OUT CONTROL SO WHY DON'T WE FREEZE???
>> >  >OH DEAR FRIENDS, LET'S KEEP IT GOING, PLEASE!
>> >  IF ANYONE ENDS THERE SENTENCE WITH "ORANGE", WE CUT THEM OFF AT THE 
>> >  KNEES!
>> PEOPLE WHO MISSPELL THEIR, MAKE ME SICK, I THINK I'LL SNEEZE!!!
>THERE, THEIR, THEY'RE, MY FRIEND, CAN WE CURE THIS DISEASE???
HERE, HAIR, HEAR  MY FRIEND.  SHALL WE COUGH AND WHEEZE?
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Biff
Date: 30 Sep 92 07:29:14 GMT
 <1992Sep28.134501.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> <gunnarh.167.717779932@dhhalden.no>
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

In article <gunnarh.167.717779932@dhhalden.no>, gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>In article <1992Sep28.134501.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>>>>NO BIFF...YOU LISTEN!
>>>No Biff, you! Listen...
>>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  Biff, you listen'? 
>YIKES! Don't scare me, I'm pissin'.
Oh sorry, I thought I heard cheese hissin'. 
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."

"[George Bush is] the most ruthless white man in the history of the planet."
	-- Richard Ben Cramer, author of _What It Takes_
Organization: Senior, Biology, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 19:16:57 -0400 
From: Eric Scott Jefferson <ej0i+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Stay the FUCK off GNR

Would you assholes please stop cross-posting all your rather childish
and inane posts to alt.rock-n-roll.gnr. I don't mind people cutting on
GNR because the purpose of the bboard was to discuss the band but your
stupid fucking posts make no sense at all since they have nothing to do
whatsoever with music so go and wank off in private okay and keep your
shitty posts to yourself.


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******
"I got something to say, I killed your baby today and it doesn't matter
much to me as long as it's dead
I got something to say. I raped your mother today and it doesn't matter
much to me as long as she spread" -- The Misfits
"They're out ta get me. They won't catch me. 'Cause I'm innocent." --
Guns N' Roses
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Newsgroups: alt.cascade,alt.fan.enya,alt.rock-n-roll.metal.gnr,alt.music.enya
From: rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au (Rod Swift)
Subject: Re: Enya
Keywords: enya, cascade,stupid
Reply-To: loser@yes.you.are
Organization: -=[ Curtin University of Technology ]=-  Perth, Australia
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 08:56:01 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.162000.8449@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>, oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov (Orin Day) writes:
> In article <1adoefINNja1@hal.com> cliff@hal.com (Cliff Neighbors) writes:
>> >>>>% Does Enya have a PhD?
>> >>>>enya has multiple STDs?
>> >>>Enya was a hit on ABC.
Enya's box is smelly.  Smegma.  See?

Rod
-- 
|            . . .   . . . . .          "It leaves us galloping up Diarrhoea|
|        +  +  +     +  +  +  +  +                  Drive without a saddle."|
|    *   *   *       *   *   *   *   *                                      |
|R    o    d         S    w    i    f    t        -- Kryten from "Red Dwarf"|
+-----------------------------------+---------+-----------------------------+
|  Curtin University of Technology  |  Perth  |  RSWIFTRW@cc.Curtin.edu.au  |
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 01:14:12 GMT

>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, IM GOING TO START THE
>>WORST CASCADE EVER.
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHILE EATING THIS SLOP, I SEWED THE FIRST  
>>>BROCADE BEAVER.
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BILE FITTING RIG STOP, LIE SPEWED THIRST LIVER  
>>>!!!!
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE, AT LEAST DELIVER...
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHO MAY I ATTRIBUTE TO THIS BEASTLY SLIVER?
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TO SPAY A LUTE IN A GREASY RIVER
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DAMN CASCADERS THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I WILL NOT CASCADE; NOPE, NO, NEVER
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A TRAIN?
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>R2-D2 ON THE BRAIN?
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade is damn insane!
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And it's really getting lame!
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>POST IN CAPS YOU WEIRDOS, WHAT ARE YOU DEAF ?  
>>>!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>YOUVE RUINED MY RIGHT EAR, HOW 'BOUT THE LEFT?
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>LEFT AT THE NEXT LIGHTS, UNLESS RED
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>THIS SILLY THING IS SOMETHING I DREAD, 
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>BETTER I SHOULD BE BUSY IN BED !
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>WANKER, GIVE THY HAND A REST!
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>NAH! THIS AIN'T REC.HUMOR AT ITS BEST.
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>SURELY YOU JEST?
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>>THIS IS A TEST.
>>>> >  >>>>>>>>SO BE OUR GUEST.
>>>> >  >>>>>>>TESTING, TESTING, ONE TWO THREE.
>>>> >  >>>>>>RETURN OF THE MONSTER CASCADE, HEE HEE HEE! 
>>>> >  >>>>>THIS WASTE IS COSTING THE NET MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, DON'T YOU AGREE?
>>>> >  >>>>I PREFER CABERNET SAUVIGNON WITH BRIE
>>>> >  >>>I THINK ALT.CASCADE IS BEST FOR POSTS LIKE THESE 
>>>> >  >>I HOPE THIS DOES'NT GET OUT CONTROL SO WHY DON'T WE FREEZE???
>>>> >  >OH DEAR FRIENDS, LET'S KEEP IT GOING, PLEASE!
>>>> >  IF ANYONE ENDS THERE SENTENCE WITH "ORANGE", WE CUT THEM OFF AT THE 
>>>> >  KNEES!
>>>> PEOPLE WHO MISSPELL THEIR, MAKE ME SICK, I THINK I'LL SNEEZE!!!
>>>THERE, THEIR, THEY'RE, MY FRIEND, CAN WE CURE THIS DISEASE???
>>HERE, HAIR, HEAR  MY FRIEND.  SHALL WE COUGH AND WHEEZE?
>FAIR BRER BEAR, MY FRIEND, WAS BIT BY HONEYBEES.
Care Bear hair, you fiend, was hit by the homeless.

Ratboy
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Speeding Tickets
From: emiddlec@mora.gac.edu (Eric Middlecamp)
Date: 29 Sep 92 20:05:30 -0600
Distribution: world,local

In article <1992Sep26.234106.6019@tamsun.tamu.edu>  writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>By the way, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>call dear whomever and whenever I want to.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Murthy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh dear, this is so pathetic!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, you pantothenic, you are too dear!
>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, you pantomimic, you are right here!
>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, you prosthetic, go drown in your beer!
>>>>>>>>>>Oh, you paramedic, fool to a dead Lear!
>>>>>>>>>Oh, you pandemic tool, do the dead bear! 
>>>>>>>>Oh, you prolific mule, do the head mare!
>>>>>>>Oh, you peripatetic ghoul, screw my momma's chair! 
>>>>>>Oh, you parenthetic rule, blue thy lemma's hair!
>>>>>Oh, you philanthropic dude, soon my coma you will share! 
>>>>Oh, you paleolithic crude, soon my aroma you will bear!
>>>Oh, you pseudo-Masonic prude, soon a Rome will arise so fair.
>>Oh, you politic dude, moon a gnome's arse, so there!
>No, you satiric prune. Who's in the Roman bath, dear?
Whoa, citrus dune. Shmooze Conan's pap smear.
Newsgroups: alt.cascade,alt.newbie,alt.non.sequitur
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: What is George?
Followup-To: alt.cascade,alt.rock-n-roll.metal.gnr,ant.newbie
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 16:16:34 GMT

In article <Bv6vB6.HJ6@kingston.ac.uk> me_f316@ceres (+-=NUBIAN=-+) writes:
>mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>: In article <1992Sep15.025823.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>: >Greg "Adding to the alt.cascade Greg population" Alt writes:
>: >> Sven "10 ducks" Guckes writes:
>: >>>"slim" tim writes:
>: >>>>Gregory "buy me a puppy and watch me pee" Sroka writes:
>: >>>>>Greg "didn't start it, but it was missing a line" Alt exclaims:
>: >> ===>Definitely a point for Nick, George!
>: >>>>>What is a George ?
>: >>>>George is not a Meach.
>: >>>George is the right Hand of Kibo[tm].
>: >>George is your mother.
>: >George is curious yellow.
>: George is my friend.
>George is my sister.
George, Smorge.  I say he's alright
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Enough is enough
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Distribution: world,local
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 06:32:49 GMT

>>>>>Must you pseudo poets crosspost this shit all over the place?  If I get 
>>>>>a sudden yen to read a cascade, I will come over here.
>>>> 
>>>> Dust the german pets dressed to fit in olden lace. When I hit a shortened
>>>> Fin, I masturbate, I will cum over there. >;^)
>>>
>>>The last woman poets left a mess to clean in space.  Should I retort
>>>something irate, I will come to death on the stairs.
>> 
>> The fat Roman goats cleft my best beans in place. Could I report them to
>> the probate? I tilled some to death by their hair.  
>
>The sad, moaning stoats rest their hefty seats on a plane.  Would I score
>too late?  I willed my mum to kill herself in the air.

He said rowing boats rust their left-hand pleats after rain. Would I, could I
 in a boat? I don not like them Sam I Am.

Ratboy
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Enough is enough
Date: 30 Sep 92 07:24:03 GMT
 <1992Sep26.063231.13401@tamsun.tamu.edu> <1992Sep28.132231.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> <1992Sep29.063249.2607@tamsun.tamu.edu>
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

In article <1992Sep29.063249.2607@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>>>>>Must you pseudo poets crosspost this shit all over the place?  If I get 
>>>>>>a sudden yen to read a cascade, I will come over here.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Dust the german pets dressed to fit in olden lace. When I hit a shortened
>>>>> Fin, I masturbate, I will cum over there. >;^)
>>>>
>>>>The last woman poets left a mess to clean in space.  Should I retort
>>>>something irate, I will come to death on the stairs.
>>> 
>>> The fat Roman goats cleft my best beans in place. Could I report them to
>>> the probate? I tilled some to death by their hair.  
>>
>>The sad, moaning stoats rest their hefty seats on a plane.  Would I score
>>too late?  I willed my mum to kill herself in the air.
> 
>He said rowing boats rust their left-hand pleats after rain. Would I, could I
>in a boat? I do not like them Sam I Am.

The crows in the moats lust for their human mates again.  Must I endure that
horny boar? I feel fright, its gams are so fat.
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."

"[George Bush is] the most ruthless white man in the history of the planet."
	-- Richard Ben Cramer, author of _What It Takes_
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: GnR w/Elton on MTV
From: emiddlec@mora.gac.edu (Eric Middlecamp)
Date: 29 Sep 92 20:07:30 -0600

>>>>>November Rain? I forget.
>>>>September Slain? I molest.
>>>White Semen Stain?  I protest!
>>Bite him in pain? I ingest!
>There's nothing to gain, I guess.
Barefoot and lame they dress.
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au (Rod Swift)
Subject: Re: Yum... sandwiches
Organization: -=[ Curtin University of Technology ]=-  Perth, Australia
Distribution: world,local
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 09:08:39 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.191632.14849@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>, oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov (Orin Day) writes:
> In article <1992Oct1.040100.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu>  
> f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>> In article <1992Sep30.155507.9047@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>,  
> oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov (Orin Day) writes:
>> >> >> >>>Please keep this out of alt.prose.
>> >> >> >>I leave the editing to the editors, I just compose.
>> >> >> >>If people did not do this, there would be no prose.
>> >> >> >As I said to my chauffeur: "Punch him in the nose!"
>> >> >> On the maid's underwear: "Sniff this like a rose!"
>> >> > (The pair that the gardener once sprayed with his hose.)
>> >> She dared to pat his hardener, but complained about his toes.
>> > She should know much better, if the rose that rose she chose
>> She ended up much wetter, since she chose to forgo blows
>> > *******"Think that this is NASA's opinion?   NO, NO, NO!!!" ******
> But not in the eventuality, at least in signatures I chose.
But not in the insanity, at least in psychiatry I hope.

>*******"Think that this is NASA's opinion?   NO, NO, NO!!!" ******
*******"Think that is Santa's opinion?   HO, HO, HO!!!" ******


Rod
-- 
|            . . .   . . . . .          "It leaves us galloping up Diarrhoea|
|        +  +  +     +  +  +  +  +                  Drive without a saddle."|
|    *   *   *       *   *   *   *   *                                      |
|R    o    d         S    w    i    f    t        -- Kryten from "Red Dwarf"|
+-----------------------------------+---------+-----------------------------+
|  Curtin University of Technology  |  Perth  |  RSWIFTRW@cc.Curtin.edu.au  |
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From: v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT)
Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.cascade,misc.test,alt.newbie,alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: bored to tears
Date: 6 Oct 92 03:20:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
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In article <BvoHqy.GDo@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes...
>mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>} aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>} >Just a thought...
>} It's store bought.
>You've been caught
info not sought!
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>-- 
>  Alexander Feygin      "This species has amused itself to death"
> a-feygin@uiuc.edu                -- Roger Waters
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>   The opinions expressed above are those of the author and not CCSO
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