HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: This was not my lamest moment... (longish)
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 15:43:17 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <grendel.02xw@canetoad.UUCP> <1992Aug30.014521.8081@wdl.loral.com>
  <Btso56.CLL@news.larc.nasa.gov>

	[ details of Filipino corruption and bureaucracy deleted]
: What a wonderful thing democracy is.
: --scott

And even more wonderful the release of that Rocketing Nutso of a single
"Feelings" by Auntie Imelda.

'Course, she sings it as "Peelings"
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| lord snooty @the giant | Would You Like Fries With That?                 |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28080 rec.humor:27396 rec.arts.startrek.current:12383
From: brownga@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Date: 30 Aug 92 23:37:39 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <RANNOU.92Aug27090550@zuse.info.polymtl.ca>, Rannou@info.polymtl.ca (Patrick Rannou) writes:
> In article <1992Aug24.132945.20787@hobbes.kzoo.edu> tweaver@hobbes.kzoo.edu (Tim Weaver) writes:
> 
> 
> 
> 
>    >Don't forget ordering 36,767 Frengi pizzas in Rikers name.
> 
>    Pass out Tribbles as pets to all the children on board.
>    -- 
> 
> Huh, why 36,767 exactly? I've seen this number pop up in other newsgroup,
> so if any kind soul can tell me I'll be gald...
> 
> --
> /---------------------------\
> | Patrick "Paradak" Rannou. |
> | Rannou@info.polymtl.ca    |
> \---------------------------/
> 
-- 
Rikers favorate thing to do when He has the con.
Pull up beside Romulan ship and ask if they have any Grey
Pupon(sp)!!!!
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* Western Kentucky University          *BIT me and boy did it  *
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: Wow, this is great
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 04:51:29 GMT

In article <1992Aug28.184108.1692@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
*really john, calling me an expert on pathetic.  when was the last time
*you posted something besides a mediocre flame??? 

Everyone cower in terror at the might of the Flame Master!  Golly willikers,
big Sean, wherever did you learn a tough word like "mediocre"?  Oh, my
how silly of me!  Obviously, people must have been using it in reference
to you for a good part of your life.

Try practicing what you preach, boyo.  Not once have I seen anything even
resembling the word amusing among the bile you've deposited here.  I suppose
if it ever did happen, I would be in for the shock of my life.  It would be
similar to the experience of finding corn in your shit.  So far, no corn
Yawnmeister.


Mark "Would kill for just one kernel" Lippert 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27356 alt.prose:1167 alt.sex:27555 alt.sex.bondage:16392 alt.butt.harp:207
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.butt.harp
Subject: Re:   RICHH: TELL ME SOMETHING TO MAKE ME HATE YOU
Distribution: world
Date: 25 Aug 92 14:23:02 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <1992Aug25.022358.22159@lclark.edu> larryw@lclark.edu (Larry Westdahl) writes:


>As though this grendel person, a regular at alt.sex.bondage and 
>alt.butt.harp is supposed to be the voice of moral

Grendel peers closer at the screen and blinks. The voices in Grendel's
head begin to speak,"What the fuck is alt.butt.harp!" 
"Oh shit", Grendel replies, "He didn't read my sig. so he thinks I'm
what's his face...uh...damn his name escapes me.

>outrage, or whatever got his Irish up.  The only thing that RICHH

Outrage? OUTRAGE! I AM INSULTED! I have NEVER BEEN OUTRAGED IN MY 
WHOLE DAMN LIFE. OUTRAGE INFERS THAT ONE IS ANGRY OUT OF THE NORM!
I, dear sir am ALWAYS ANGRY!!!PISSED, ENRAGED OUT OF MY MIND
24 HOURS A DAY,7 DAYS A WEEK, 365 DAYS A YEAR!HAHAHAHAHAH.
I CHOOSE alt.bizzare to SHARE my rage with.

>is guilty of is writing a story that lacks much of a point, except to 
>parade around a bunch of unattractive, intellectually bankrupt characters.
>Of course, he tells his story of futility so well, that one cannot 
>help but read on!  Good job, RICHH. 

Ahem, dear sir you miss understood me.  I was not preaching, I was not
pinning guilt or blame on dear beloved RICHH, I was pulling 
the trigger on my blowtorch of love and bestowing the a third 
degree kiss of passion on someone I found immediately,
undeniably, infintely attractive.(See what happens when you
make a public show of affection?*whimper*)
  
>is thankfully repressed beneath years and years of socialization, 
>thought that you rendered your tale quite well.

THANKFULLY REPRESSED? You see that's the problem here, there's just
too much damn repression in this world. 
I say, IF YOU DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE IT,  you get out of your bed
at 3am in the morning, pick up your aluminum baseball bat, go
down stairs to the car whose alarm hasn't stopped ringing since 1am and
swing away until that fucking racket stops.

I say, IF YOU DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE IT,you read something, have a good laugh 
or a good throw-up and then you RESPOND. FUCK repression!
 
>(p.s.  any person who associates an authors morality with that of his or 
>her characters is missing the point)

DUUUH! Did it occur to you even briefly, seeing as I begun my out pouring
of love with the statement, "I know I've never met you" that I WASN't
associating dear, sweet, RICHH with his characters?Hhhmm?

How is it possible that you missed my point?

--
"So I'm minding my own business...no, really. | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 And I see him, the HIM in big impressive     | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 letters. And he owns me, I mean the way      |
 pigeons own N.Y...damn I'm had again."       |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Workplace hazards
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 19:39:08 GMT

You can't clap your hands in my office without killing
a mosquito.  If I come down with Eastern Equine
Encephalitis, I'm suing them for all they're worth.

Or rather, my parents are.

----------------------------------------------------------
mark schnitzius                | "...and we caught banzai
schnitzi@eola.cs.ucf.edu       | the scabrous cat licking
university of central florida  | the turkey"  --hippolyte
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Honk ...
Date: 2 Sep 92 19:01:08 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:

>This morning, I went to the duty Ft. Ord shrink to whine

<yawn> Been there, done that.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27691 soc.culture.british:11955
From: mlemmerm@nl.oracle.com (Mick Lemmerman Publisher)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.british
Subject: Re: THE HARSHEST BRITISH SWEAR WORDS
Date: 27 Aug 92 12:45:33 GMT
Reply-To: mlemmerm@oracle.nl
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Oracle Europe

In article <1992Aug27.113618.15063@its.bt.co.uk> tjo@its.bt.co.uk (Tim Oldham) writes:
>
>anorak
>trainspotter
>scientist
Nigel
Golf driver
Plonker (good ole Del boy)
Footballer
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28670 alt.config:5438 rec.humor:27753
From: sami@charles.ucdavis.edu (Kari Kaarna)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.config,rec.humor
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap/bush
Date: 3 Sep 92 09:24:23 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bohemian Inebriation Association




  
The fundamental question is:


                     Where do the Turtles go?







-- 
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Kari Kaarna                       *                `Rub her feet.'
sami@charles.ucdavis.edu          *                 -- Lazarus Long
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From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: rewards
Date: 2 Sep 92 13:15:39 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>     Consider:  If your car had let you get hurt
>just a bit, you might have ended up in the hospital
>for just a little while and you might have had your
>arms in a cast and you might have been sitting in
>your bed with a woodie and a pretty nurse might have
>wandered by and taken pity on your sad state and
>given you a hand job.
>
>--Starcap'n          {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy


HAW HAW HAW
I GET IT!@#

DAN QUAYLE CANT SPELL!!@!@@

I GET IT !!@!@@!

HAW HAW JUST LIKE HAND JOB!@!# HAW! I GET IT.
-- 


: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************
: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
: General Neophyte   :    ************************
                        "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie
Date: 4 Sep 92 16:46:23 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.sex.carasso,alt.test,alt.newbie,misc.test,alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie,alt.fan.letterman
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:

>I CREATE ALT.FLAME.MARSHAL.PERLMAN.WEENIE FOR DE
>PROLOTARIET AGAINST THE BOUGEROISEE SCUM PIGS.

>FUCK DE BOUGEROISEE

HAW HAW HAW
I GET IT!@#

MARSHAL PERLMAN CANT EXPLOIT THE MASSES!!@!@@

I GET IT !!@!@@!

HAW HAW ROGER CARASSO IS NO LEON TROTSKY!# HAW! I GET IT.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Name the band who did this song:
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 22:46:46 GMT

KAMCHAR@ibm.cl.msu.edu writes:

>I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
>I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
>I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
>I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
>I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored

Must have been the Termites!!

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: middle@cse.uta.edu (William J Middleton)
Subject: nothing new under the sun
Organization: Computer Science & Engineering, Univ. of Texas at Arlington
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 05:26:43 GMT



but ya gotta love my postings


bILL




Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: challenge for Carasso (was figure it out for yourself, college boys)
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 19:07:12 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

IN TALK.BIZARRE cj@sgi.com writes:
)
)Okay.  I believe you.  So do the parallel of the towel-head
)thing to soc.culture.jewish.  Shit where you eat, if you
)don't really think it's shitting, Carasso.

Ok, if you do the same.  Post as someone you oldbies attack,
namely anything funny.

I have nothing against the arabs.  I created alt.wante.moslem.[men,
women, gay] so that they could find partners and have a more happy
life.  grin.

Besides, I am not a racist.  I am a culturalist.  I prefer people who
were brought up with certain beliefs, values, and morals.  Racism is
stupid because it is a terrible indicator of the persons character.
It is illogical to be racist.  I am not a racist.

To be distrustful of blacks merely because of their skin would be
silly and an inaccurate indicator of their character.  To distrust
male blacks *of urban america* is not silly and is a very good
indicator of violence.  1/4 black males are involved with the
criminal system.  It's stupid and unintelligent to not take their
black-urbaness into account when interacting with them.  1/4 are
criminals or will be.  It's a fact.  It's not politically correct,
though.

I like much of arab and chinese culture.  There are, however, many
aspects which I dislike.  I suppose I should be making fun of those
attributes that I dislike rather than the typical stereotypes.  Yes,
in this I am being childish.  I still find it funny, though.

Being Jewish, I naturally like more of my culture than I like other
cultures.  It seems natural.

-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: GUN HO - Finish me off
X-Xxdate: Wed, 26 Aug 92 14: 20:22 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d7
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 13:14:12 GMT

In article <act.369.0@csc.canberra.edu.au> Cyclops,
act@csc.canberra.edu.au writes:
> If you knew ouzi like I knew ouzi .......
 
Happy to oblige.  Ratatatatat.



ouzi?!?


.sig under construction...

John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)
Grafix 'R Us
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research
From: glenn@bessel.umd.edu (D. Glenn Arthur Jr.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Not particularly bizarre
Date: 27 Aug 1992 22:50:56 -0500
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

Not truly bizarre; just a little ironic:

Sunday, I went shopping for a new mandolin.  I missed.  I missed 
by 50%.  That is to say, I went looking for eight strings and 
came home with twelve.  (Yamaha FG-312 guitar, if anyone cares.)

But I still need a mandolin.  So today I went shopping for a mandolin
again.  And I found a couple I'm thinking about, along with a Fender
electric mandolin that I liked, but I think the medeival dance 
group I play for might not approve.  (Besides, it's way over my
budget.)

And there I saw an _electric_ 12-string guitar that I was tempted,
oh so sorely tempted, to buy.

Gosh, if I'd done it twice in a row, I'd have never lived it down.


My new 12-string is nice, but a bit pushy.  She (I think it's a
she -- most guitars are) really wants to shout.  At rehearsal
on Tuesday when we were playing "Black Nag", I was supposed to
be playing the second line, but she insisted that I chord, and 
chord with GUSTO.  

Who am I to refuse one so beautifull?  I chorded the HELL out 
of it.  AND IT FELT GREAT!  (Sounded good too.)

God, how I love to strum in 6/8 time.


Sorry for taking up y'all's time with the merely cute.  Well, 
not _very_ sorry.

D. Glenn Arthur Jr., The Human Vibrator, glenn@bessel.umd.edu
"Being a _man_ means knowing that one has a choice not to act like a 'man'."

How much interest is there in a TV/TS newsgroup?  How many would post there?
You can send me mail anonymously at wi.2743@wizvax.methuen.ma.us (was wi.79)

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: challenge for Carasso (was figure it out for yourself, college boys)
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 07:37:50 GMT

In article <p9429lk@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>
>Okay.  I believe you.  So do the parallel of the towel-head
>thing to soc.culture.jewish.  Shit where you eat, if you
>don't really think it's shitting, Carasso.
>
>Might be worth taking him out of your killfile to see if
>he actually does it, Gypsy.

oh, no need for that.  i'm sure i'll 
see plenty of the followups as i'm
killing them.

i don't know, maybe it's just internal
fecal pressure making him cranky.  maybe 
if we gave him a bigger hole to shit 
through, he would be grateful.

on the one hand, if all the shit ran out,
we would have to step around it.  on the
other hand, without all that intestinal
density to hold him up, everybody would
be able to see how spineless he really is.

m

decisions, decisions
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: talk.bizarre HAPPY HOUR AT MAGICON (Orlando)
Date: 26 Aug 92 14:26:46 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA



Too early yet to see if its an official BoB but...



	    Announcing talk.bizarre Happy Hour at Magicon


This stellar event will take place probably early one evening maybe
Thursday in my spacious suite at the Peabody.  Watch the usual poster
areas for X Industries Logo for exact coordinates.

Featuring:

 * Catering by X Industries.

 * Notable t.b personalities (or at least me and my particulars).

 * (Maybe) Live posting to t.b.

 * Newbie toasting.

 * Bring your own h00ters (don't want you slobbering on the ones I'm
    bringing).

 * Talk-in on amateur VHF/UHF calling channels and Magicon frequencies.

 * Self-righteous preachy anti-smokers.


I will be your host.  Watch for me at the con.  I will be either the
six foot ripped and biffed bohunk beach dude with blonde flattop or
the short and fat guy with glasses and greasy black hair.  Unless I
bring the portable gooleytron in which case I will be a middle aged
black woman.


(BTW, I expect to have a member of Orange County's finest present so
 don't bring any scheduled substances)


jv <- "host"
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: dental dams
Date: 28 Aug 92 01:53:42 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <1992Aug27.153723.9523@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>
>would a man really volunteer to use one of these?
>
Dominus would.

Or so sez a clipping he sent me.

Mark., divulging contents of snail-mail
gooley@netcom.com
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27139 alt.personals:17746 alt.sex:27419 rec.humor:26841
From: edw@sequent.com (Ed Wright {Sys Admin Wienie})
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.personals,alt.sex,rec.humor
Subject: Re: IS ANYONE AT BROWN UNIVERSITY?
Date: 23 Aug 92 22:29:43 GMT
Article-I.D.: sequent.1992Aug23.222943.1742
Organization: Orygun Society For HUman Rustabillity Assessment

In article <y6#nr1b.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes:
%
%I NEED THE EMAIL ADDRESSES OF ANY ONE AT BROWN UNIVERSITY WHO IS
%READING THIS!  I NEED A FAVOR.

try
postmaster@brown.edu
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 17:55:08 GMT

In article <5983@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
)>>>>>>>Currants.
)>>>>>>Currency.
)>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
)>>>>Coxswain.
)>>>Cousin, Cousine.
)>>Circadian Rythym
)>Camelopardis.
)Cadaverine.
Cahiers du Cinema.

)rp -- A syrupy, colorless, fuming ptomaine, formed by carboxylation of
)      lysine in decaying animal flesh.

				--Blair
				  "I know you are but what am I?"
				  -Pee Wee Herrmann
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael Rigler)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Organization: IFA
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 02:15:30 GMT

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>
>if only i could put him in EVERYBODY'S killfile

Now you're starting to sound like the Yoo Ess Guberment.

At this point, my sense of aesthetics requires me to take
him *out* of my killfile...(unless of course, you retract
that statement)...

Rigler                    EQUAL RIGHTS FOR TRILOBITES!!!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: dac as the messiah
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 20:21:54 GMT

I was so wrong before, I realize it now. Clayton wasn't just
any shit eating mongrel scag from off the bum of the planet, 
he was the king of the worthless, reptilian clench-dwarves.
I feel so foolish, not having realized sooner.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27715 alt.fan.dan-quayle:3052
From: coolidge@speaker.wpd.sgi.com (Don Coolidge)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: A fantasy
Date: 28 Aug 92 00:38:35 GMT
Distribution: na, usa, world
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.

In article <1992Aug27.224252.5870@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>, tip@lead.aichem.arizona.edu (Tom Perigrin) writes:
|> 
|> You probably would have been filled full of holes long before you hit 
|> the ground.   The RNC hired commerical roadies to do the lighting,
|> special effects, etc... for them.   My brother in law was in charge of
|> a part of the show (I'm being vague, because I don't trust this government
|> not to violate my or his civil liberties).    He is fairly moderate,
|> which means he is a flaming liberal in the eyes of the RNC.
|> 
|> We jokingly suggested he should arrange a Clinton banner to drop down behind 
|> Bush during his speech.  This would have been impossible.   Every peice
|> of equipment, every possible sign, banner, or anything that could do harm 
|> or show up on TV was examned by the secret service, the RNC, and a seperate
|> hired squad.  They had agents posted everywhere,  ready to turn off lights,
|> pull plugs, or whatever to make sure that no inappropriate messages were
|> seen on TV.    For example,  one woman deligate was found trying to sneak in a
|> Pro Choice flag, and she was jailed on trumped up charges until after
|> the convention was over.   
|> 
|> For example, did you know that all of those hand painted signs (such as the
|> cute sign "Woody Allen is Clintons Family Advisor") were made by the RNC
|> staff, and handed out to deligates with an eye to camaera coverage.  Deligates
|> were not allowed to make or modify thier own signs.   One member of the Arizona
|> deegation was very upset because he had a sign that said "Az 'heart' AuH2O",
|> but this wasn't allowed because Goldwater is considerted to be too 
|> liberal (OH YEAH?).   The guy has been on at least 2 call in talk shows 
|> to complain about this.   This life long republican is probably going to
|> vote for Clinton because the republicans convention was too far right for
|> an Arizonan who likes Goldwater ...
|> 
|> 
|> Of course,  Pat Robertson did say that feminists wanted women to "leave their
|> husbands, kill thier children, practice withcraft, and vote communist".

Of course, we'd all like to believe that this is true, since it 
jibes so well with our own demonization of the Republican Party.

On the other hand, this isn't the typical FOAF story; this is a 
repetition of a tale told by the guy who was there. So, I have
no reason to *dis*believe it.

But if it *is* true, then it shows that we all have much more to 
fear from a continued Republican Predidency than most of us thought...

Don Coolidge
coolidge@speaker.wpd.sgi.com
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
Date: 31 Aug 92 19:05:47 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


#  The production of FERTILE offspring the the critical factor in deciding
#  if two animals are of the same species. 


We can therefore defer a decision on the undecided question of whether
my ex-wife is of the same species as myself until I have a grandchild. 

-- Ken "evidence in the dispute" Johnson


p.s.  This is the first time I have mentioned my children in an article
since whoever-it-was complained that while she was fucking me I did
nothing but talk about my daughter.  Please, whoever you are, come round
to my place some time tonight and it'll be better this time. 


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
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