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From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 13:52:01 GMT

In <1992Dec12.004052.12108@black.ox.ac.uk> tbrann@black.ox.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan) writes:

>When dogs try to sniff my balls, I open my legs wider.

I'd advise you to stay away from *my* dog, who is approximately the size
of a Chevy Cordoba, and who likes to gain one's attention by gently inserting
his nose into one's crotch, sniffing, and then suddenly wrenching his
head upwards, causing one to do a backflip ending curled up on the floor
in a fetal position.

FYI,


-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: cathy's response to sioux's flames
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 04:02:47 GMT

In <1992Dec13.155344.2809@cnsvax.uwec.edu> hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>I wonder if Mark ever stops to read his own posts.  Look it over, everyone. 
>Does this not look like the writing of a provoked, annoyed, angered person?
>					--Joachim

For hygiene's sake, I hope Joachim doesn't read his own posts.  Does his
work not look like the writing of a profoundly brain damaged hedgehog?

At least the Bobsey Twins at Skidrow college there show some promise.
Joachim is showing all of the danger signs of Terminal Newbie.  Fifty years
from now he'll still be posting the same brainless sludge to whatever
talk.bizarre mutates into when everyone has a multimode fiber stuck in the
back of their necks, and he'll STILL be labelled a clueless git by his
audience.

That's assuming that mjd and the chainsaw don't find him first.
From: jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Martian and his Lover
Date: 15 Dec 92 19:58:40 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In a flash, he came to the realization of what he must do.
    Walking through the parking lot, he slipped on the wet leaves, screaming
silently as Martians are prone to do.  Margaret ran over to him.  "Are you all
right?" she asked, making sure that she hadn't spelled "all right" as one
word, which blond idiots are prone to do.  She was not a blond idiot.  She was
a brunette idiot.
    "I'm fine," said the Martian, "I just wanted to get some attention."

sol  |  Jesus was a plumber
-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.usage.english
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: Lunch springs eternal
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.usage.english,alt.desert.storm,misc.test 
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 17:38:20 GMT

In article <1gqcp6INNe47@chnews.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>In article <BzDFIp.K9G@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca> lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058) writes:
>- For some unknown reason I have seen four different people
>- barf in public today on campus. Two women and two men all
>- of whom looked seriously distressed to be airing their 
>- beefs, as it were, in front of many curious onlookers.
>- The most poetic of these events involved a woman I have
>- seen on campus for the last few years. She is a very
>- attractive woman who carries herself with style. I know
>- that she had the minestrone. I would have held her hair out of     
>- the way but I don't know her and she didn't look like she 
>- knew the unfortunate outcome of har mid-day repast.
>- From this day on I will regard her with a new respect.
>- It was a beautiful arcing projectile stream, I'd say eight
>- or ten feet easy, caught part of a door and soaked down
>- the stairs leading to the building. After just a moment
>- she was composed enough to say, "I want a refund." She then
>- let loose a ripping good belch and took off in search of
>- a washroom for cleaning up. What a woman.
>
>Now, I believe THIS is what one refers to as, "talking Canadian."
>
>				--Blair
>				  "The game's afoot!"

Sorry Braer Flapjack, what you see described here is the
fine art of the Presidential address. 

"This is mighty tasty Barbara, What is it called?"
"It's called sushi dear."
"I thought sushi was the icy drink from Dairy Queen(tm)."
"No dear, sushi is raw fish."
"Uulp, whoof, sploosh."
"Gaijin."
From: igb@fulcrum.co.uk (Ian G Batten)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: In Search Of
Date: 18 Dec 92 15:47:22 GMT
Organization: Fulcrum Communications

In article <BzGo8I.13p@fulcrum.co.uk> rct@fulcrum.co.uk (Richard Taylor) writes:
> How about Warm Leatherette by The Mekons (not the cover version by "There but
> for the Grace-of God-Jones go I"). It was the first record on the Mute label.
> 
> It mainly consists of two words - "warm" and "leatherette" in complete
> monotone, backed by the two electronic chords.

I've just said to Richard, five feet away, that it was actually by ``The
Normal'', who were, in fact, anything but.  He admits his error and will
be punished by having Solaris 2.1 installed on his machine.

The lyrics also included ``Feel The...Steering Wheel'' at odd intervals.

The B Side was, as I recall, ``TV OD''.  

	I don't need no TV Screen
	I just plug the aerial into my vein
	TVOD
	TVOD

It's possible there's an accent in which you can rhyme ``Screen'' and
``vein''.  I just can't think of one.

ian
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: Need a Computer Person
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 00:27:00 GMT

in k12.chat.senior, George.C..Finkelmeister@f17.n3400.z1.fidonet.org
(George C. Finkelmeister) writes:
)I can see you are a lonely man and you need some company.  I often
)think of other men just like yourself.  Give me your address and phone
)number.  I would like to go on a date with you.

See Gooley.  That's how it's done.


carasso,
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: not a productivity-killer
X-Xxdate: Tue, 15 Dec 92 13: 42:15 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: Boyce Thompson Institute
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 13:36:07 GMT

In article <tjqq09g@zola.esd.sgi.com> C J Silverio, cj@eno.esd.sgi.com writes:
                            I now play the Sonics obsessively,
>instead of playing Macintosh games obsessively.   I'm looking
>for Marble Madness, so I can play *that* obsessively.
>
>All this is just fine.  The problem is that I keep singing the 
>"Labyrinth" level song at work, complete with breathing sound 
>effects.  Woop-weep!

Incidentally, C.J., have you tried Maelstrom on the Mac yet?  Asteroids-based,
w/ Solarian quality graphics and sound (including some swell guitar riffs that
might give you something new to sing).  Worth a look.

From this and other posts, it sounds like you could use a va- oh, never mind.


.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                                            Was Disneyland flooded?
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
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From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana)
Subject: __ is the __ of the '90s
Organization: NCAR/UCAR
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 17:04:48 GMT

Madonna is the Pia Zadora of the '90s.

"To call her the Pia Zadora of new wave disco is to insult Pia Zadora."
--Anastasia Finn

-- 
/\    "I'm only a human girl person.  I ain't always perfect."--Rambling Rose
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
      \______________________________________________________________________
From: jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: And Still the Moon
Date: 14 Dec 92 00:37:17 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Dec11.092154.6646@spider.co.uk>, andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Ca
nnon) writes:

>I have to say that I don't know.  I have no control over my stories.
>I sit at my desk, time passes and a new story is born.  I can't help
>it, its just the way these things happen.  I did'nt want to be a
>writer.  I wanted to be
>
>A Lumberjack !
>
Note the reference to Monty Python.  Nothing arcane about it.

-sol | sorry about the door
-- 
<<j.w.s>> happy holydays
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: from old memories
Organization: Netcum Online Ejaculations Services (408-241-9760 login: semen)
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 01:22:18 GMT

CHORUS: We're Tupperware Ladies!
	We're Tupperware Ladies!
	We know all the new things,
	The million and two things,
	'Bout locking in [pause] fresh-ness!

And then they demonstrate that they're indeed Tupperware Ladies.  They pop
their faces and scalps off, revealing shallow storage bowls into which they
put food, sealing them with faces and scalps not necessarily their own,
"burping" the containers by opening the face-lid or scalp-lid a crack,
pressing it to expel excess air, and then sealing it.  Some of them strip
and reveal that their chests and abdomens are storage bowls as well, and
their crotches.

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SSC
Date: 20 Dec 92 18:26:34 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <BzHHrA.2Gs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (LCDR Michael E. Dobson) writes:
>With the possible exception of Paul Lord of the US Patent and Trademark
>Office, I may be the highest ranking "government official" posting to this
>newsfroup.
>Mike "I'm still waiting for the Admiral to post here" Dobson

I want to make a joke here about how your posting to t.b is
an "article whateverable" offense, but I can't remember the
term, exactly, so I'll just let it go at that.

				--Blair
				  "No soap, radio."
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Mr. Wow")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: syrupy holiday movies (was: this may be angst, I think)
Date: 15 Dec 92 00:26:52 GMT
	<1992Dec14.230133.3657@ncsu.edu>
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu's message of 14 Dec 92 23:01:33 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.230133.3657@ncsu.edu> jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel) writes:
>   "It's beginning to look a lot like Gimbels..."
>   My dad, who could sit through Howard Cosell without flinching, was throwing
>   things at the television screen.  Good thing we had a TV Brick[tm].

    This rather puts me in mind of that episode from _The Demolished
Man_.  Gimbel's, as you know, went belly-up some years ago.  You can
take pleasure in that.

    Over on 22nd and Walnut is a snooty oriental rug store, Davis &
Nahikian.  There is a narrow parking lot next to it, and there used to
be a particularly onerous sign in the lot that said

		K E E P   O U T

		    unless

	     you have business with

		DAVIS & NAHIKIAN

    Ranjit and I boycotted the store successfully for several years,
while discussing what to do about the sign.  Ranjit suggested dressing
up in very expensive suits, going in, wasting a lot of time looking at
rugs, flashing around a lot of money, and then sighing, and saying that
we regretted we couldn't buy any rugs from people with such an obnoxious
sign.  I think that would have been a good idea.  I am less subtle, and
my idea was to buy a junker, drive it through their plate-glass window,
scream, ``IT'S NOT IN YOUR PRECIOUS PARKING LOT, ASSHOLES!'' and leave
it at that.

    It was with great relish that we noted the GOING OUT OF BUSINESS
sign in the plate-glass window two months ago.

    It was with even greater relish that we learned that Davis and
Nahikian was going out of business because Old Mister Nahikian had
DROPPED DEAD.

    Good riddance, I say.  I hope they BURY him in the parking lot.

--

	 The worst thing in the world is when records are destroyed
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
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From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: finish this story
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 02:57:03 EST
Organization: suddenly everyone was hit by a truck, inc.

In article <1992Dec16.224236.21371@mr.med.ge.com> kohli@aslmr.med.ge.com (Mr. Bad Judgment) writes:
>the first time i saw the moose in action, i had
>no idea where it would lead.  i'd gotten the call from
>the Fort Franklin Lab on Great Bear Lake.
>
>this late in the year and this close to the arctic
>circle, things darken up pretty early.  i finished
>off some VaguelyBeeflikeSubstances as i peered out
>over the ice floes in the shallows.
>
>from the lab windows, i could make out the moose
>only by their glowing collars which were being used
>experimentally to not only identify them via radio
>signature, but also by sight.  most of the collars
>seemed to be uniformly dull, but the subject's
>collar was radiant.  i could make out his rack
>and i also noted that his ruff was glistening
>darkly.
>
>"what's the story?"
>
>"just watch.  some of the other moose seem to be
>drawn to the subject's bright collar.  we're not
>sure what happens exactly... we see him go under
>for a short period, then SPLOOSH!  The approaching
>moose gets sucked under so powerfully that there
>is a cannonball effect, and minutes later, he
>comes back out."
>
>we watched.  i could see the duller collar of
>a moose approaching the subject, and the mystery
>moose went under.  we could still see it's movements
>under the ice and under the water from the light of
>the collar.  (we also had RF tracking, but that
>was unnecessary.)  a loud CRACK accompanied a
>burst of activity around the target moose as it
>got violently sucked under the ice, then a large
>reactive wave splooshed upward.
>
>"any idea how he does it?"
>
>"we have it on high-res videodisc-- it looks like
>he grabs the target with his teeth, but we're not
>sure how he gets the jaws as wide as it looks.  we're
>also not sure what he does with the kill under the ice--
>the collars deactivate 10-20 minutes after each event.
>AND we're not sure how he ends up with so much
>blood on the head and neck."
>
>"tranquilizers?"
>
>"ineffective.  the darts seem to hit and dose, but
>nothing happens."
>

Ploetzlich wurde alle beim Lastkraftwagen zerschmettert.

ljd
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: <None>
Date: 16 Dec 92 20:29:41 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <1992Dec16.135523.7381@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
> 
> "Its all done on computers these days" "O horseshit. I still see lots of real
> musicians playing real music." "O come on, do you consider playing that gaudy
> Liszt crap you see all the music dept chicks playing 'music'? The dudes
> been dead for years and years and years; that shits not music anymore, its
> more like photocopying."
> 
> "Arent you being a little harsh? Doesnt evryone add their own interpreation
> to music, making it new each time?" "O cut the romantic crap. Look, buddy,
> I happen to know for a fact that even God has swtiched over to MIDI" "What?"
> "Yeah, I almost died once bout a year back. Had the standard near death 
> experience. Thing is, instead of a real choir of angels, it was just God
> on a keyboard playing a MIDI patch of a choir of angels." "No way"
> "Yeah, and God was really a dweeb, too. And not very handy at the keyboard".
> 

One good reason to worship someone else.  The Greek gods, for example, were
great musicians.
Satan's also pretty good with a kazoo.

					--Joachim
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: Origins
Organization: t.b
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 20:02:27 GMT

schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
> A man, walking down the street with a head of cabbage.

     Might that be a street in, oh, say, Milwaukee?

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hurray for me!
Date: 15 Dec 1992 03:13:00 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4
Keywords: I don't care if it's bad form.

In article <1gjic0INNmgs@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>PAT.  P-A-T.  Patrick McCurdy.  My own short shameful confession would be
>that i CAN'T FUCKING REMEMBER HIS MIDDLE NAME. i think it was james.

my other short shameful confession for the evening would be that i hiked up
and down the Grand Avenue three times over my lunch money scanning for Pat.
He wasn't in the Marshall Fields cafe, either.





In further news, my boyfriend is still in Texas.
-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Speaking Quantitatively,
Date: 17 Dec 1992 18:52:42 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu
Keywords: Scat'n'stuff

In article <rhamilt.724636662@husc10> rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton) writes:
>which is larger, a butt-load or a fuck-wad?
>[...]
>Ahem. Oh well. So are these terms defined somewhere or what?

Not unless they're metric.

5150
'you are 5 megabuttloads over quota, sir'
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: repetition
Followup-To: alt.fan.gooley
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 18:56:50 GMT

	When he was sad and lonely he would visit a discount store and
buy an Instant Woman.  He would take the can home, dissolve it in a
bathtubful of water, and watch a bikini-clad lovely take form and sit
up in the tub.  The Instant Women always seemed annoyed with him for
reconstituting them, and though he treated them as if they were precious
and beloved, they were reluctant to have anything to do with him, and
responded mechanically to his caresses and endearments.  After one frigid
copulation provided grudgingly, they would always dissolve into a blob of
slime, usually not bothering to return to the bathroom: his matresses
were foul with the dried juices of their jellied bodies, as was his bedroom
carpet.
	One evening her reconstituted an Instant Woman and refused to have
sex with her.  Because Instant Women are guaranteed good for at least one
sexual act, she could not dissolve.  He bought her beautiful clothes,
jewelry, perfumes, cosmetics.  He fed her delicacies.  She tried to seduce
him so that she could come to an end, but he was adamant.  Finally he gave
in; they had sex, and afterwards he had her go to the bathtub, where she
bathed in delicately-scented bath salts but did not dissolve.
	After a month of sex acts nearly every night, he found himself
feeling weak and unsteady.  She was eager for morning sex, and with
difficulty he obliged.  At climax she hugged him tight, and he dissolved
into a blob of slime, which she cleaned off with difficulty.

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: i would like to formally apologize.....
Date: 10 Dec 92 15:26:13 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <Bz05GE.9B@techbook.com>, jhughes@techbook.com (John Hughes) writes:
> In article <1992Dec8.012652.2319@scott.skidmore.edu> ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
>>
>>my inexperience ...
>>humiliating circumstances...
>>a young girl ...
>>i have learned my lesson ..
>>i shall fester ...
>>         thank you for your time,
>>				susan samarasinghe 
> 
> 
> Shit.  Now I'm in love again.

I saw her first, and besides, I'm on her side.

					--Joachim

p.s.  if you ain't serious, you're making a mistake.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Indefinite Article
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 22:46:45 GMT

Its Subject: line floated in a haze of uncertainty, probabilities
rebounded with a faint squish from the soft surface of its Newsgroups:
line. Somewhere in the darkness, its Distribution: took place.
Or maybe not.

-T

I'll stop now

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: things to do at Xmas parties
Date: 15 Dec 92 22:27:07 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

If they have any foil-wrapped chocolate Santas there, take a kitchen knife,
put the Santa on its back on a kitchen counter or table, and hold the
knife in a position for cutting the Santa lengthwise, feet to head. Speak
for it, saying, "Do you expect me to talk?" and then reply, "No, Mr. Claus,
I expect you to die!"  Then slowly cut it in half lengthwise, laughing
diabolically.

Everyone else at the party will completely ignore you and you will grin
sheepishly.

Mark., works every time
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: Proper pronunciation of 'Kibo' IN BED
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 19:16:44 GMT

In article <cf=bip_00Vp=AOqmc5@andrew.cmu.edu> court+@CMU.EDU (Court Demas) writes:
>
>
>courtalingus

Does this make you a judicious licker or what?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bjcg2405@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (gn0tt)
Subject: Re: Bad News
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 01:53:22 GMT

I hereby declare myself God of the Trilateral Commission.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kimy@wam.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Subject: prediction for '93
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 04:03:14 GMT



Hillary Clinton will get preggers in the White House.



yong-mi
you heard it here first
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: NANA MOUSKOURI....
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 01:32:11 GMT

Sounds like a moussaka made with bananas.

Mark., utterly ignorant of contemporary culture except for yeast
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Bizzare fact about college
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Keywords: Meat, I need meat.  And perhaps a fruitbat 
Organization: 8-byte words
Date: 15 Dec 92 16:26:36 CST


In article <1992Dec15.204750.19581@leland.Stanford.EDU>, phadrus@leland.Stanford.EDU (Neil A Evans) writes:
> To be an _English_ major here at Stanford, you have to be proficient 
in a foreign language...a stronger level of proficiency than needed just 
to satisfy university graudating requirements.  HELLO, STANFORD!!  
The major is ENGLISH!!

There was a time when you had to be proficient in a foreign language 
to get into Stanford.

There was a time when you had to be proficient in English to get
into Stanford.

There was a time when you had to be able to spell to get into
Stanford. Words like "potato", "bizarre", and maybe "Phaedrus".

jkc (who didn't even take freshman comp)
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: One Thing You Can Count On.
Date: 18 Dec 1992 16:44:12 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


Cars with those bumper stickers that say "This vehicle protected by
Smith & Wesson" aren't.
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