From: adolphso@mizar.usc.edu (adolphson)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Gay martial artists (was Re: aikido!)
Date: 30 Jul 1992 20:32:36 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
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In article <1992Jul31.015210.22308@gordian.com> 
mike@gordian.com (Michael A. Thomas) writes:
| In article <1992Jul31.002328.18848@spdcc.com>, 
| dyer@spdcc.com (Steve Dyer) writes:
| > In article <1992Jul30.225047.7741@reed.edu> 
| > nelson@reed.edu (Nelson Minar) writes:

[...]
Michael:
| > >>>Seriously hon, have you considered getting fucked? You've been
| > >>>awfully crabby lately.

Me:
| > >>You know, you just might have, ahem, put your finger on it.  Anyone
| > >>care to volunteer his services?

Nelson:
| > >You're the one who didn't show up at the con, dear, not us :-)
|
|   That's my theory. Arne's been awfully cranky lately. I mean
| really, "Fuck off asshole" doesn't even have an obscure literary
| and/or movie reference in it.

You want an obscure movie reference?  How's this:

	Fuck 'em.

That's the final line spoken by which movie goddess (and I am
talking movie goddess, not some wannabe like Meryl Streep or
Anjelica Huston) in what film?  (Hint: motorcycles are involved.)

|    I think he is just pouting that he
| didn't get to go to the .con. A good stiff -er- helper, I sure, 
| will do Arne good. Maybe I should fix him up with our friend
| Mark Mann (whose real life name I can never remember, but was very
| amused when we put him on our guest list under his stage name).

I'm free tonight.

| Or maybe Mark's aquaintence Jeff Stryker (who Mark says is really 
| short and chain smokes. Oh, did I mention neurons?). Just how
| much crabbiness needs to be -er- rectified, Arne?

Yes, he does indeed chain smoke, and he's 5'7" or something.

|  Arne, darling, Mark didn't end up going up Mt Adams, so your
| ice axe would have been useless. You did miss the part of Joel
| falling over the falls on their little Eagle Creek hike and Todd
| saving him (or so he claims). 

Damn.  Do you think Neiman Marcus would believe me if I told
them the ice axe didn't fit and can I please exchange it for
that dreamy chemise?

|  The chiffon may have come in handy at the Greek place; *you* 
| would have been far more entertaining than that belly dancer. 
| The poor dear, she might just as well have been dancing for the 
| Neighborhood Ladies Koffee Klatch.

With enough ouzo in me, *I'd* have started belly dancing.  (Did I
ever tell you that I used to hang out at a Greek place and learned
a *lot* about body movement there?)

|  Mark does know where to get the best beer in Portland though.
| I was happy to know that he approves of the Deschutes Brewery
| which is local to my folks place around Bend. 

Beer?  Well, I don't know.  I'm not exactly the beer type, if
you know what I mean.  (God, that margarita is strong.)

| > There did seem to be an awful lot of that going on.
|
|  Color me clueless (or married), but I didn't see much going
| on -- well maybe I did see grandmama being a bit naughty :-)

Oh?

| The Portland folks are *wonderful*, Thanks Mark, Thanks Alan,
| Thanks Nelson, Thanks Marc, Thanks Garrit, Thanks Ken and
| Thanks Scooter (who I did get to dance with; yum, yum). 
| I wanna move :-(

Well of course you would.  You live in *Orange* *County*.

Arne

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