HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Michel(l)e and artificial insemination [was Michele,pizza etc]
Date: 27 Jan 93 06:06:08 GMT
Organization: Washington University,  St Louis MO

dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
>(Richard Thomas) writes:
>>>Idiot. I have been *compared* to Charlie Chaplin. You are
>> In what way have you been comaped to Charlie Chaplin?
>Ask to Moana, she did. Anyway I am better.

Better, indeed! Much more fun, for sure... and for orders of magnitude!


>He, he, he, he... The brit scum hate italians, the brit scum 
>is afraid that Italians tell the truth about british on the 
>net. The brit scum is not funny and so he post tons of crap.

Michele, you have the amazing property to be able to transform the Brits posts
in intelligent milestones, when compared with yours...

Moana.
From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Girls & alt.flame
Date: 26 Jan 1993 17:20:29 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <katherim.728001632@sfu.ca> katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason) writes:
|[...]
|I'm worried now.
|
|[...]                                                              If I
|have a weakness, I will admit it.  I have the spelling ability of a
|Pakistani mountain goat, and I admit it.  If this is hypocritical, then
|I am not sorry.  
|
|[...]
|Okay, I confess, I was mistaken.
|
|[...]
|Still bitter about that aren't you? 
                                    [heard this before...?]
|
|[...]
|A spelling mistake.  I'm so offended that you noticed.  I confess to not
|being able to spell.

I think Kathrine pretty much speaks for herself here - her arese is well and 
truly flamed, and she will (hopefully) now piss off back to soc.feminism
where she will be protected from such frightening things as THE TRUTH.

Seeya, loser.

~THE GREAT NAME
-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
From: serickso@ub.d.umn.edu (Scott Erickson)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Damn Fag!
Date: 26 Jan 93 22:03:05 GMT
Reply-To: serickso@ub.d.umn.edu (Scott Erickson)
Distribution: alt
Organization: University of Confused Thought
NNTP-Posting-Host: ub.d.umn.edu


Previously etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se blabbered: 

>You mean you're *not* impressed by Graley's "FUCK" prowess?

>Don't forget that Graley has to resort to verbal fucking because his
>flacid, useless prick has never risen above half-mast.  It just lolls
>there, flopping from right to left.  Rivulets of pus that have weeped
>from the festering scabs on his cock dribble down to the tip and stick
>to his thigh, leaving a tendrilous strand of rotting white corpuscles
>connected from tip to leg as the insignificant sausage swings to the
>other side.  The cornflake & mayonnaise scabs formed as a result of
>wank-friction as he frantically tries to beat some life into his dead
>genitals.

>Presumably.

>Jim.

How have you come to have such indepth knowledge of Mr. Graley's sex organ?
It only can be that you are still trying to have a homosexual relationship
with Mr. Graley. The fact that Graley's prick has not risen above half-mast
in your presence goes to show that even desperate faggots like Graley can not
stand your repugnant person.

Scott
From: 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: A Peace Offering Poem     [was Re: Graley gets no "hump"]
Date: 26 Jan 93 21:56:21 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <1k1avnINNb2l@lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk>, maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley) writes:
> In article <C1CKrM.9LA@cmptrc.lonestar.org> andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
> |I write
> |>The crap poet writes
> |>> [a crap limerick]
> |>THIS IS PATHETIC.
> |>YOU ARE PATHETIC.
> |>IF YOUR IDEA OF A FLAME IS A SAD RHYME, YOU REALLY NEED TO SORT YOUR IDEAS
> |>OUT. YOU ARE A HOPELESS CUNT. PISS OFF.
> |
> |Does this mean you didn't like it?  
> |Then let me hold this out to you as an olive branch:
> |
> |
> |     A Poem for John Graley
> |          by A. Hart
> |
> |Graley doesn't like my rhyme,
> |he says that it's pathetic.
> |But we all know he's just a swine,
> |who simply doesn't get it.
> |
> |To Johnny Boy, the ideal flame
> |is to scream and shout and swear.
> |And proclaim he is the "Greatest Name,
> |Sooper Jeenyus extraordinaire!"
> |
> |With his ass parked on the caps=lock key
> |He screams the same invective
> |and fancies that it's repartee,
> |not the ravings of a defective.
> |
> |But as idiots come and idiots go,
> |waste not on him your pity.
> |he may be a fool, but even so...
> |there's always Private Twitty.
> |
> 
> This is FUCKING CRAP

Insane Brit. Did he strike a nerve? This is great!
> 
> (except the bit about Witty)

I agree.                    
>                                  
> |
> |-- Andy
> 
> ~THE GREAT NAME
> 
> -- 
>     Don't worry,
>      Its like in the comic books...
>       ITS NOT REAL!

JEFF WITTY
ARMY R.O.T.C.
a.k.a. PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US ARMY
From: king@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Stephen King)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Civilain slime invades net, Rob "fat-ass" Dobson
Date: 22 Jan 93 13:57:24 GMT
Organization: Defence and Civil Institute of Environmental Medicine

Gee willikers, is bsu going to replace psu as the dweeb capital of the net?

In article <1993Jan19.133421.13805@bsu-ucs> 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>Every man and woman should serve thier country, puss face. I chose R.O.T.C.
>that way I could proudly serve to preserve everyone's right to be free, and

If you 'proudly serve to preserve everyone's right to be free', then why do
you try to walk all over them when they exercise their freedom? Does this
mean that you have a special definition of freedom that you're not telling
us about?

>I was a Fullbright Scholarship Award winner, that means

If you won any kind of a scholarship then it means that the American
educational system is in dire straits.  Your command of English is almost 
as good as Jorn's, and he learned it as a second (or more) language.

>Instead I would rather become an officer and uphold freedom
>for a few years after graduation. Its a fair exchange. 

Not if you are now demonstrating how you would uphold freedom, it's not.

Hey, net.folk, is there ANYBODY there who would like to have Cadet Witty
upholding freedom for them? I sure wouldn't. 

>Get away from that terminal and drop slob! Gimme 100 slime twat!

It's times like this that I'm so glad NOT to be an American. America has my
profound sympathies. You have solved many of the world's problems, but
you've got some doozies of your own to attend to now...

>JEFF WITTY
>ARMY R.O.T.C.
>a.k.a. PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US ARMY

Not yet you're not. PROUD CADET OF THE RESERVES is more accurate. 

Why the reserves, Jeff? Regular forces wouldn't have you? Too chickenshit
to be among the front-liners? Flat feet, perhaps?

-- 
                       Se non e` vero, e` ben trovato 
     ...{utzoo|mnetor}!dciem!dretor!king        king@dretor.dciem.dnd.ca
From: 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: MARINE SHAME: FAGGOT COSMIC
Date: 27 Jan 93 01:26:30 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <1993Jan24.132629.24744@physchem.ox.ac.uk>, pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Pete Biggs) writes:
> 
> Tell me Twitty Shitty, 

You tell me peter, peter, penis beater, What the fuck is your problem?!?

>                        is it a prerequisite that all members of that bum
> fucking club you call the army of the United States of America have
> their brain removed?  

Is the prerequisite of your Royal British Army to have your dick removed
from lack of courage?
>                      It must be very reassuring for our colonial
> cousins on the other side of the Atlantic to know that they are
> "defended" by morons such as you. 

Actually, the citicens of the US are being defended by couragous soldiers.
Don't confuse your Army of morons with us, dickweed.
 
>                                   Why don't you just stick to what you
> know how to do best, 

No, I'd rather flame you for fun than study, for now.

>                      like sticking your pin dick up your room mate's
> arse, 

Hmmmm? Sexual fantasy of yours?

>       instead of trying (and failing) to put more than two words
> together into a coherent sentence.

Try this one. Fuck off.

> 
> In article <1993Jan22.134303.13979@bsu-ucs>, 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>> [[Lots of incomprehensible drivel deleted]]
>> Let me help you with some disipline: 
> Let me help you with some English - on second thoughts there's no point,

Yep, cause I already know English.

> you probably have the same power to assimilate rational thought as a
> brain dead goldfish.

I hardly resemble your mom.
  
>                     Ah well, I suppose you don't need much in the way
> of conversation when you're giving the General a blow job.

Another sexual fantasy? Go jerk yourself off on some other newsgroup, UK
bastard.
> 
>> Fuckin prick. 
> I couldn't have put it better myself.

I'm describing you, fuckin prick.
> 
>> JEFF TWITTY
>> ARMY C.R.O.T.C.H.

Overused. *yawn*
> 
> Pete

Peter, peter, penis beater...
Had a boyfriend, loved to beat er...
They were queer all night in bed...
Pete fucked his ass and went to bed! 

Ha-ha!
A tribute to the style of ANDY.

JEFF WITTY
ARMY R.O.T.C.
a.k.a. PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US ARMY
> 
> -- 
> =============================================================================
> Pete Biggs :{)                         Janet: pete@uk.ac.ox.physchem
>                                     Internet: pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk
> =============================================================================
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Sunbird a la 400ci)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Girls & alt.flame
Date: 24 Jan 93 00:33:34 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <katherim.727730769@sfu.ca> katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason) writes:

<scabble shit deleted>

>               H   Y   P   O   C   R   I   T   E
>               1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9 

>And I thought I was bad at aritmatic.

No, just bad at scrabble.

Let's say the board looked like:

                              R I T E
                                  H
                                  I
                                  N
                                  G

Now, if you had H-Y-P-O-C-?-? in your hand, I'd say you could do it.

 -----------Visit the SOUNDING BOARD BBS 214-596-2915, a Wildcat! BBS--------
 ObQuotes:
 "Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand..."
 "Ignorance and prejudice, and fear go hand-in-hand..."

    Patrick Taylor, Ericsson Network Systems
    exuptr@exu.ericsson.se                    "Don't let the .se fool you"
From: dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Is that REALLY Tony? - NO!
Date: 25 Jan 93 18:14:53 +0000
Organization: None
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnalf.fnal.gov

In article <16060147@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com>, tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates) writes:
> I do not exist.I do not exist.I do not exist.

Yes, Tony. You do not exist. You are one of the few lames of mine.

	Michele
>
From: dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: MICHELE'S lecture (was Re:why?)
Date: 24 Jan 93 18:54:27 +0000
Organization: None
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

HAHAHAHAHA. Beattlejuice is back. beattlejuice wanna have his 
ass kicked again. That's fine. It was time that I could have fun 
of you again!

In article <1993Jan24.162402.1@acad.drake.edu>, vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes
:
> In article <1993Jan24.025349.1@udphvx.cineca.it>, dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
>> How gives a fuck?!? I didn't need to speak a perfect english 
> 
> The question that Michele has posed is:"How gives a fuck?"; or for those of you
> that speak English, "How does one fuck?" Class today will be for Mr. Dallagata,
> so Graley, you'll just have to sit out of this one.

WRONG! It was "How does beattlejuice fuck?!?"
> 
> MICHELE! You will pay attention when I speak to you!

I do. That's you that don't pay enough attention when I 
speak "english".
> 
> Good. Now. "How gives a fuck". We will begin with your approach.
> 
> [1] You must go to a bar with a title such as "The new leaf" or "The Blue
> oyster" . Here you will find a lot  of men who wear a lot of leather and are
> named "Sally" or even "Michelle". (This should remind you a lot of Italia)
> 
BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. How do you know it?!?

HA HA HA HA HA HA. Little ghost loves gays, beattlejuice 
knows all the gay bars of USA, he even went to gay bar when 
he was in Italia.

Sorry, I can't use your advice, I love women.

> [2] Stay there for at least three hours, buying drinks for all of the men
> there.

Even supposing they are women, I never pay for sex. Do you?
> 
> [3] When one of the men continues to insist on dancing with you, and declares
> "The goggles are on honey!" It is time for your fun to begin.

Hey, but you really know everything about that! Amazing! Big 
experience, eh?
> 
> [4] Go to the nearest hotel.
> 
> [5] Buy a room under the alias "Kevin Walsh". Since he has a universal account
> for these sort of things, you will have no problem.

May I do the same with a woman? 
> 
> [6] Tie yourself to the bed using the numerous leather items that "Sally" has
> provided.

Nope. I am a macho. I can't. I have to stay belove.
> 
> [7] Butter yourself up nicely. And let the good times roll.
> 
> I would like to thank Mr. Kevin Walsh and Mr. J S Graley for making this
> lecture possible. Through their invaluable postings they have provided plenty
> of information on this subject. Thank you guys. Class dismissed.

BHWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

I don't trust you.  You discovered it by yourself, and then 
you compared your experiences with the two brit fags.

Poor ghost. When you died, the good Lord wanted to leave you 
a piece of body. Unfortunately for you he decided for your ass. 

That's why you come to alt.flame. You have only two way to 
use it: To be kicked and.. (well you explained it in 7 
points...).
> 
> --The Phantom

	Michele

P.S.	But why don't you tell me about Liz? You were her 
	dog, you have to know something about...(you know)
From: dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Macho 1 - Women 0. Moana is down (for now...)
Date: 26 Jan 93 15:08:10 GMT
Organization: None
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnalf.fnal.gov

In article <35912@olympus.wustl.edu>, moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi) writes:
> dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:

>>WRONG! Sometime drivels are a LOT OF FUN, and there are many 
>>people that read alt.flame to HAVE FUN. And fun drivels are not 
>>necessarily "intelligent"...
> 
> Hey, professor of formal logic: I give you an homework for tomorrow:

Don't call me professor. I don't teach formal logic, I know
it very well. That's it.

> Assumptions:
>    Michele is always fun

right. (ah, thank you, my dear)

>    if (alt.flame) to post stupid drivels == to be an asshole

who said that? not me. 

>    Michele posts drivels on alt.flame

right. they are fun.

>    all fun drivels are stupid

nope. I said that fun drivels are not *necessarily* "intelligent"

> Demonstrate the following conclusion:
>    Michele is an asshole
>    
> [It requires a little of logic of predicates, but I don't think 'Professor'
>  will have any problem].

Yeah, your right. From *your* assumptions, your thesis is 
right. But I denied two assumptions...
> 
Anyway, my sweetheart, you forgot an assumption of mine 
(that you never denied):

	All women love assholes.

use it with the assumptions

	Moana is a woman

and *your* thesis (idea) about me

	Michele is an asshole

one deduces

	*Moana loves Michele*

also, with the assumption

	Michele loves all the pretty women

we get the final thesis (hoping that you are pretty)

	===============================
	Michele & Moana love each other.
	===============================


He, he, he, he... BUT I DON'T MARRY YOU! I WANNA HAVE MY 
FREEDOM!  You know, I am a macho...

> Cheers. moana.

   See you friday night, my love.
	Michele

P.S. You still have to tell me if you liked the song that I 
     dedicated to you....
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Michele, pasta, pizza, and CHARLIE CHAPLIN!! (was Re: Michele is...)
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 01:36:32 GMT

In article <1993Jan23.140443.1@udphvx.cineca.it>, dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:

> Charlie Chaplin? Thank you. He has been a wonderful actor and a good lover.
                              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

MICHELE HAD A LOVE AFFAIR WITH CHARLIE CHAPLIN!!!!!
You heard here first folks.

--The Phantom
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: Mark B.
Subject: The King of FLames (was Re: Spineless michele is shitting in his pants)
Organization: University of Toronto Chemistry Department
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 20:07:07 GMT



>I am the King of Flames.

>	Michele


A fine example of an oxymoron. Michele's English is improving.



Mark B. 


Xref: sparky alt.flame:18931 talk.politics.misc:68986
From: bouche2@server.uwindsor.ca (BOUCHER DAVID            )
Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.politics.misc
Subject: Re: ProLife, ProMurder, ProCrime And Iraq
Date: 21 Jan 1993 17:55:03 GMT
Followup-To: alt.flame
Organization: University of Windsor, Ontario, Canada

In article <1993Jan20.214312.25380@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

[Stuff about the sexual proclivities of democrats omitted]

>So, perhaps you long for the days of naughty nancy? 2 1/2 months pregnant
>as she strolls down the aisle w/ronnie, formerly known for giving the
>best blow jobs in hollywood?

Where did you get that from?  Kitty Kelly's heavily fictionalized 'biography'?
Though I guess the latter observation might explain why Ronnie always had
a smile on his face... ;)

- db
From: dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: disclaimer
Date: 21 Jan 93 16:40:00 +0000
Organization: None
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnalf.fnal.gov

In article <35672@olympus.wustl.edu>, moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi) writes:
> 
> My dear Brit-face. It's not my fault if the system is not working in those
> days, and I cannot be in time for every reply.

How comes that you are posting but you can't post because 
the system doesn't work? You lie, as women use to do.
> 
> Anyway I have a couple of points, beside the network problems:

Impossible, you are pointless.
> 
> 1) Michele's points of discussion are pathetic, as almost everybody (except
>    the Brits) have recognized. 

Pathetic? How comes that pathetic things put you so *angry* ?!?

>    Yes, I'd *love* to reduce Michele's *facts*
>    in pieces, one to one, but it seems that he's doing this job all alone...
>    Anyway save some point for my return, my dear Michele.

I am waiting, darling. Ok, I wanted to stop the bullshit, 
but it seems to me that now you want to compete with me. Ok, 
I am here. I can reduce *you* in pieces, not just your 
lames. Senza esclusione di colpi, fino all'ultimo sangue.
(up to the last blood in english? I do not know...)
> 
> 2) After the recent critiques to my flaming techniques (live and learn :)

You do not have any techinque, you just speak a lot as all 
italian women use to do.

>    I'm seriously considering adopting the flaming style of your Brit
>    friend JS Graley

For sure you can do a better job. Graley is a moron, but you 
are just a woman.
> 
[whining shit about brits, deleted]

> 4) There is nothing *unique* to men. There is something unique to *some*
>    men [you seem to be included in this group], and it's the hardness
>    property of their brain. 

Do you know why the brain of women is one inch big? 
Because it is fat...

>    ... And we were taught that diamond is the hardest material in the 
>    world ...

False. You well know that italian cocks are the hardest material 
in the world.
> 
> See you soon on the net (once my site starts to work again).

Isn't it working, now? 
> 
> Cheers. Moana.

[other whines deleted]
> 
> PPS: Ah, I was forgetting the ultimate solution for the 'Brit' problem:
>     "sink (500 ft is enough) the whole England for one hour, and then
>      sink it again the next day for another hour...
>      ... so you take care of all the relatives coming back for the 
>      funerals...

Puah! That was the ultimated solution for sicily, idiot. Use 
your brainless, before to post.

>      [NO FLAME HERE, please. I've already flamed my friend for defending
>       the brits!!]

Pathetic.

	Michele
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Girls & alt.flame
Summary: Impressing Katherine with my Suave and Debonair French
Keywords: boy meets girl
Date: 24 Jan 93 08:29:26 GMT
Organization: The Love Connection

(Katherine Merle Mason) writes:
>You don't have to flame me for saying Happy Chinese New Year just because
>it's a bad year for you.  I'm sure we all understand how humiliated
>you must feel in the year of the cock.
>

Oooooh!  Touche', mon petite cheri.


>Katherine Merle Mason
>Ne Oublie....


-- Andy
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jbl3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason Basinger Linkins)
Subject: Re: jason
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 02:02:47 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.133834.1@udphvx.cineca.it> dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
>In article <1993Jan25.172525.5020@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>
>You see, Jason? I wanted to avoid this, I know that the alt.flame 
>people don't like *very* long posts. But you wanted me 
>to be serious...
Hey.  I know about lengthy flames and what I was getting into.  And I had hoped
that most alt.flamers would just press "n" and move on.  But I'm not
the one who posted the twenty paragraph "Story of my Life."  Or posted
personal diatribes no one was interested and then said "Flame-Off Please."

>
>Anyway, Thank you my soldiers! You will have your reward!
>I will fucking flame you more and more!

Rob, I sincerely hope that you are not one of Michelina's so-called supporters,
I don't think that you would stoop that low.

No, you are probably not. *Whew*  I was getting worried.

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jbl3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason Basinger Linkins)
Subject: Re: Intellectuals & women
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 01:24:54 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.114231.1@udphvx.cineca.it> dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
>In article <1993Jan25.025349.9884@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, jbl3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason Basinger Linkins) writes:
>> 
>
>FUCK YOUUUUUU! I SPENT ONE WEEK TO TELL YOU THIS! That is 
You have spent a week+, trying to relive all of your pathetic rape
fantasies!  I have recommended all along that you choke up on your
piece of limp pasta and shut the fuck up.

>UNTIL THEN, it is your way to live, Ok? I don't have UNTIL 
>THEN on my life, ok? 
Oh yeah, I forgot about that scorching venereal disease of yours.  I'll
look for your obituary.

Saying UNTIL THEN is the best way to do 
>*NOTHING* to improve things.
No, being a shit-for-brains like yourself is the BEST way.

>That's it, the discussion is over.
Thank you for finally bowing out on this one, asshole.  I knew you would, and
this is good for the whole group.  Until your next asinine post...I'll see ya.
But I'll be waiting, dickbreath.

>Womeeen, I am comiiiing! Wait for me, your little Michele is 
>coming back to have fun with yooouuu. He, he, he, he...

Sounds like the ladies in Michele's neighborhood better invest in some
mace canisters for this weekend...