From: starkid@ddsw1.MCS.COM (Lance Sanders)
Subject: GL: Godzilla Quickies 930103
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 18:29:19 GMT
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Strange But True
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   I taped the Tues. (Wed.?) pre-Christmas AMC and GL episodes per normal. 
AMC came out fine, but GL was in black-and-white (as were the commercials). 
And it was a funky b&w - if you've ever seen bites of GL tapes from the 
50's, you know what I mean. It was mesmerizing. Suddenly, when Mallet, in 
the midst of apologizing, got up from his wheelchair and started to walk 
toward Harley, color returned to the episode! 

   [Twilight Zone music: ON]   ImPRES-Sive...  [TZ music: OFF]


   ...


Some very funny lines from last week:

   Harley, at the foot of the convert-a-sofa, watching Mallet grumpily 
rouse himself from a deep sleep:
   "Don't shoot; we made up yesterday, remember?"


   Dylan, getting pissed off at the NYC "pretty boy" sales clerk trying to 
hit on Julie (taking too long to fasten a necklace):
   "You havin' fun back there, pal??!"


   ...


   If you'd like to see David go upside Hamp's head with the nearest large 
object the next time Hamp jumps him, dial:  1-800-KICK-ASS

   If you'd like to see Frank go upside Hamp's head _for_ Dave:
   1-800-FORTI-DO

   If you'd like to see Gilly do it:  1-800-HO-WHUPS


   ...


   Fiona's been holding out on us. Did you check her when she was 
confronting Henry, and in the midst of her demand for the truth, switched 
gears and pronounced chillingly, and sotto voce, "Don't you _do_ this to 
me...", then continued, without pause? Whoo. Scary. I got a shiver. Emmy 
stuff.   
   As sharp as Vanessa is, I don't think she can handle Jenna-On-The-
Warpath without help from Billy.

   ...

   Something tells me Mo is going to bite the dust before she gets a chance 
to confront Ed and Lillian. Bummer. Ol' Lill subconsciously wanted Maureen 
to find that letter, no 'bout adout it...
   Because of all this trauma, I see Michelle turning into a bit of a 
juvenile delinquent down the road...nothing permanent.



On Thu, 31 Dec 1992 14:33:10 GMT, diane@greenland.island.COM () writes:

> A tan to Lance...........
>
> Did you print something in the other (AMC) update regarding the male
> cycle?  I vaguely recall seeing something about the male 28 day cycle and I 
> thought it was from you, and I would like to see it again.

   Um......I don't think so. My last AMC Update Health Corner was on 
Altered States of Consciousness (Erica-In-The-Crypt). Seem to recall a post 
in sci.med, as well as NYT and Men's Health articles...if I run across the 
info, I'll post. 

   Whattsa matter, Di? Your SO "posting up on you in the paint", again? ;)
   NBA Fever! Catch it! :)
   ["No more 'Mr. Nice Guy', bitch! Bring me a beer, NOW!"]  :))



On 31 Dec 92 06:40:31 GMT, Megan_DeFrancis@transarc.com,
in Message-ID: <gfEm9zn0Bwx2EF3X5X@transarc.com>
[Subject: Re: GL: comments] writes:

>That Nadine's attic business really bothered me. What is Nadine doing to 
>that poor girl!  I don't know how Bridgett can just keep taking this crap! 

   ...Nadine is a dog. Auditions are being held in Chicago for a new Hart, 
tho. Look for an upcoming Brainslap Supreme. :)


>as Sherri said, we will find out that (E-Lamey is carrying) Frank's baby 
>and hell will break loose! 

   I agree with this one. Bet he won't want her back by that time, 
either... 



New Year Wishes
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Gary Swanson gets out of prison.

Bev McKinsey is restored to robust health and comes home. Barring that,
Barb Rush takes over as Alex.

Harley and Mallet visit Japan (work-related).

NewMindy&Nick&Eve do a triad-thing.

Frank gets a Filipino love interest.

Sherry Stringfield "gets her head on right" and comes "home".





GEnie's Peek At The Soaps
-------------------------

GE> Mallet proposes to Harley.

GE> Mindy confides to Dylan that she's still in love with Nick. Billy 
GE> surprises her in her New York apartment. 

[Ah, as we prepare to settle in for two months of the "Eve/Mind-ster Wars"
 ...wonder if Mindy has become a Unix wizard in her spare time? 
 (was: The DNA Test Results Switcheroo) ]


GE> Alan-Michael announces to Eleni that he's having a house built for them.

[Leaving * WHO * to live in the Spaulding Mansion???! Vera??]


GE> Jenna asks Roger for help in destroying Henry.

[Ouch. I don't think I'm up for this; Heart Attack City for Henry.]


GE> Nick learns Roger helped Mindy escape from Springfield
GE> on their wedding day.

[...calling Mindy's blowing Dodge an "escape" is stretching it, IMO.]



Rankings
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[(c) All My Features, Inc. 1993]

 1 "The Young and the Restless"
 2 "All My Children"
 3 "General Hospital"
 4 "The Bold and the Beautiful"
 5 "As the World Turns"
 6 "Days of Our Lives"
 7 "One Life to Live"
 8 "Guiding Light"  [ED.: We're gonna have to do something about this.]
 9 "Another World"
 10 "Loving"
 11 "Santa Barbara"

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