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From: patstew@oz.plymouth.edu (Pat Steward)
Subject: Re: AMC: A few thoughts...
Reply-To: patstew@oz.plymouth.edu (Pat Steward)
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, N.H.
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 13:09:06 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.191331.5998@usl.edu> jjl5730@usl.edu (Lancon Jeff J) writes:
>>
>       It's almost positive that AnLi is going to be preggers for Bri.
>       Using someone else's terminology, he "boinked" her 2 times at
>       least, without protection.

BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING!

JEEZ, writers, get a clue!  Come into the 20th century, already!

>>>* Natalie:  She has turned into the most worthless character on
>>>  the show.
>>
>>I don't want to dump her, I just want the old competent Nat back ...
>>personally, I have seen glimmers of hope over the last week.
>>
>              She's a cow.  Nuff said.

*YAWN*  This comment's getting boring, too.  Funny how you never
answered my query about what you mean by it -- inference is that you
don't know.
-- 
Pat Martin Steward                          patstew@oz.plymouth.edu
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is;
I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express senti-
ments that differentiate me from a doormat.       Rebecca West, 1913
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From: mcconiha@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (Susan L. McConihay)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: DOOL: Limburger?????/ Monday
Date: 6 Apr 92 21:57:58 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network


Okay, I'll admit to being completely brain-dead at the moment
(writing 16 page papers in about 36 hours can do that, you
know),  but what exactly is so humorous about Limburger Cheese?


Plus, I have another question--- how come Ivan knows this
secret that Vivian has about Snarlythesoontobeemmywinner?
I didn't think he'd worked for the Alamain's that long..


Apple B. Peel


-- 
 Susan McConihay           |"It is not enough to have a good mind.
 mcconiha@gn.ecn.purdue.edu| The main thing is to use it well."-
                           |          Rene Descartes
From: jvz@cci632.cci.com (John V. Zambito)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Y&R: Nina and Ryan +++
Date: 8 Apr 92 14:45:53 GMT
Organization: [Computer Consoles, Inc., Rochester, NY

I got to watch a show last week. I don't remember much about
it, but a couple of things stick out. 

Cricket should do something with that hair, and that butt.

Ryan didn't want to give Nina his number. I can't believe
you people haven't been getting on his case. He is a REAL 
slimeball. He got all horny with that jerk Victoria then 
went looking for Nina. He found her at Gina's and Gina 
bought them dinner. Ryan reluctantly gave her his phone 
number then they eat and went to her place. She is such
a slut! Where does he live? With his parents? Where else
could he live on a mailboy salary? They get to Nina's
place and she doesn't want to have sex. He responded perfect.
He's sitting there horny as buck during the rut and he tells
her they don't need to do anything. He knows begging isn't 
going to get him anything. Then he starts slobering
all over her neck. Of course they do the wild thing and 
he leaves. Her mom tells her she's crazy to be seeing 
Ryan when she could have John Silva. Nina thinks Ryan is
different. 

What`s Victor cooking up with this honeymoon trip. All
of a sudden he tells the travel agent to go ahead with
the trip. You'd think he would want to straighten this
thing out with Niki first.

They should have more romance on the show. It's the only
way my wife gets any. 

Brock should drive a big Ford pickup.
From: sandra@felix.filenet.com (Sandra Cole)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC:  Who Killed Will?
Date: 16 Apr 92 22:03:40 GMT
Reply-To: sandra@fritz.filenet.com (Sandra Cole)
Organization: FileNet Corp., Costa Mesa, CA


Okay, here's a long shot.   Jeremy killed Will!  Jeremy saw all the
anguish that Chill Will was causing his friends..... Trevor distraught 
over Hailey's involvement with Will; Erica having to cozy up with
that snake Adam because of her concern for Hailey; Ceara suffering
through visits with Janet(Ceara doesn't need any undue stress.. it
wasn't too long ago that she was well on her way to being a few sandwiches
short of a good picnic) to distract Janet from Trevor so Trevor won't
have one more thing to be distraught about; Timmy, who's been
traumatized(albeit subconsciously) by Will's abuse of his one-time
almost step-cousin(close as brother and sister) Hailey; Natalie, who
just might get the urge to fling her herself into a well, if she had to
watch that monster Will take advantage of Hailey.  All of this was
just too much for Jeremy(who had recently become a born again
Buddhist).   Jervision is cranked into turbo(helped by peyote) and
Jeremy sees that the world(and the greater PV area) would be a much
better place without Will in it.  In a peyote-induced fervor, his
mercenary training takes over and Jeremy kills Will certain 
that he has struck a blow for truth, justice, and
the United Way.  Afterwards, walking through the park(where only the
creme de la creme of Pine Valley hangs out) Jeremy  walks into
the low-hanging branch of an oak tree knocking himself unconscious.
Upon awakening, Jeremy remembers nothing of what has happened and
heads back to Doodyville.


sandra "all my visions are chocolate-induced" cole
sandra@filenet.com
From: pokey@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Vince Rhee)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: DOOL:TAN:Joanna wins...
Date: 22 Mar 92 22:15:04 GMT
Article-I.D.: ut-emx.68861
Organization: The batless Fightin' Texas A&M Aggies!


For the first time since 1978, the Aggies had a chance to take a
series from the 'sips (oops...I mean, 'HORNS :-) ) in Austin....
Alas, that didn't happen, for the Aggies got themselves pummeled
in the third and final game, 13-2.

So, Joanna, I guess ya got me, fair and square. Apologies will be
shortly forthcoming, and (gasp!) I'll even have a few good words
to say about your boys in burnt orange. A truly sad day in the
life of this die-hard Ag... :-(

- The considerably-less-evil-and-considerably-humbled Vince

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From: hither@yohn.Corp.Sun.COM (Thomas Yohn)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: A theory about Larry & Carly
Date: 6 Apr 92 18:58:12 GMT
Reply-To: hither@yohn.Corp.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
NNTP-Posting-Host: yohn.corp.sun.com

I have my own theory about Larry and Carly. Carly gave birth
to a son whom she named Moe. The three will be reunited
in spin off called, "The Three Stooges: The Next Generation."
Moe, Larry and Carly get mixed up in one zany adventure after
another. 

Tom
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Subject: Re: DOOL-SOW tidbits
From: vectrgsj@VAX.CSUN.EDU (GSAIDJOHNSON)
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 21:35:39 GMT
Reply-To: vectrgsj@VAX.CSUN.EDU
Organization: Cal State Northridge

In article <Apr.14.12.55.59.1992.20199@gandalf.rutgers.edu>, shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Susan Hagan) writes:
>lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>
>>In article <28860@brahms.udel.edu> riddle@brahms.udel.edu (Tammy Laird) writes:
>
>>In fact, I've been trying to figure out if there is any way
>>Shawn D. could be her child in real life?  Was Shawn D. 
>>adopted??  I can't remember if Hope actually was pregnant and
>>had him or not....  
>
>No way.  SD is the natural child of Bo and Hope.  I don't remember
>if she was pregnant on the show or if they returned from their
>cruise around the world with a baby.

The baby was born before the three of them left Salem to sail the seven seas 
-- and it was just as Bo said, he was there and fainted dead away afterwards.

>Remember Bo telling SD the story of taking Hope to the hospital
>and having a flat tire?
>
>-- 
>Susan R. Hagan (shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu) 
			  __.        |
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			   /| Gail Said Johnson - gsaidjohnson@vax.csun.edu
			  (_/ California State University, Northridge*
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From: hilary@mozart.b17b.ingr.com (Hilary E. H. Perkins)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC: TAN: Marital Names
Date: 11 Apr 92 16:57:33 GMT
Reply-To: hilary@mozart.b17a.ingr.com

Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC: TAN: Marital Names
Distribution: na
Organization: Intergraph Corporation, Huntsville, AL.

In article <1992Apr10.170559.18946@cco.caltech.edu> cathy@seismo.gps.caltech.edu (Cathy Smither) writes:

>I agree -- I kept my name after we got married, partly because I
>already had a few papers published under that name, and partly
>because I like it.  I considered hyphenating it, but I really

Well when I was married before (in a previous life :) ), I tried
to hyphenate, mostly as a comprimise to my then-husband.  Speaking
as someone who tried it, I would NOT recommend hyphenating.  You
end up with this unwieldy last name, that is a major pain.  Think
about how many times you have to spell your name - leaving phone
messages, filling out forms, etc.  The world is just not equipt
to handle a hyphenated name (IMHO)!

So I decided to return to using my given name.  My ex-father-in-law
*hated* me using 'Perkins'.  He constantly said to me, "What's
the matter?  The name 'Headley' isn't good enough for you?"  He
refused to understand that I liked my name, and that I have worked
very hard establishing myself, with MY name!

One other thing - when I got my divorce, I specifically had it
stated in the decree that my name would be "officially" changed
back to 'Perkins'.  I finally had to start carrying around a copy
of the decree with the name change statement highlighted, because
the bank, the Social Security agency, the driver licence bureau,
the Recorder of Deeds, my employer, I'm probably missing something ...
insisted on seeing an official document before they would change
my name on their records!

Oh, I do miss telling phone solicitors who called asking for
"Mrs. Headley" that Mark's mother lived in Florida!

>Cathy

Hilary
-- 
| hilary@mozart.b17b.ingr.com 
| 205/730-7933 (voice)
| hilary e. h. perkins
| intergraph                           it's just a jump to the left ...
From: noonan@sonata.enet.dec.com (Costumes & Makeup & Kliegs, oh my!)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: SB: SOD 3/21 issue (not too long)
Date: 6 Apr 92 16:52:45 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation



         Well, I don't remember who it was, but someone asked if Jody
         was ever *Cruz's* girl (though personally I prefer wondering
         if Cruz was ever *Jody's* boy!), or was she always with
         Reese.  I don't believe she was ever with Cruz because of the
         following exchange:

         Jody:  Did any woman ever say "no" to you, and mean it?

         Cruz:	 You're the only one who can answer that.


         What do you think?

         .sigless E
From: dooley@helios.physics.utoronto.ca (Kevin Dooley)
Subject: Re: GL: Mindy the super Cracker/Lock-picker
Organization: University of Toronto Physics/Astronomy/CITA
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 01:19:56 GMT

In article <9204062242.AA25025@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU> TANTS@DTPVX2.NCIFCRF.GOV ("Tants, Rebecca E.") writes:
>You know, when she broke into that computer friday, I was pretty annoyed.
>I mean, c'mon - I know more then enough to know that a system like that
>would have at least password access checks if nothing else.  Then I got
>a bit more amazed today as Mindy's new skill showed itself in that she was
>able to change the data, having just logged onto a database system she had
>NEVER SEEN BEFORE (heck, finding it was impressive enough...).  But then, 
>when it turned out she did all this in a locked room?

I was JUST about to post the very same thing...  I guess we all underestimated
Mindy.  I guess they WANTED us to believe that she was just a brainless
trollop.  Now we suddenly discover that she is some sort of intelligence
operative... probably working for the `Agency' to track Roger...  Yeah,
that must be what has happened, she had us all going, but now we know!
All the while Roger thinks he's playing mind games with her, she's 7 steps
ahead of him.  At this point that is about all that could salvage what is 
left of this sad sad excuse for a plot line.

All I can say is something REALLY COOL ought to happen soon or I'm going
to stop watching.  (empty threats, of course...)  Like for example:
Where is Musette?  Hopefully, Jenna will provide some fun for the next
few months.  Who is going to finally go to Cambrea and tell us what 
Nick's deep dark secret is (is it... yawn... another woman)?  Will 
Ross announce his candidacy, appear to have enormouse support until the 
good old boys' network finds out that he's prosecuting their poor schmuck 
Jack Keilley (who, incidentally bears a striking resemblance to 
Newfoundland's Premier Clyde Wells... or am I dreaming) and then suddenly 
discover that he has nobody behind him?  I like Alex and Roger's unholy 
alliance ... they're both such good actors that their scenes together are 
really fun to watch.
		Kevin
From: petrocco@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (ron.petrocco)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: ATWT4.14.92
Date: 15 Apr 92 22:00:39 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: AT&T

In article <1992Apr15.172707.18403@cbnewsj.cb.att.com> roxy@cbnewsj.cb.att.com (r.prisco) writes:
>Adelle has been on sabbatical from the ward for some time, but I saw some
>scribbling of hers to the Y&R ward so maybe we can get her back here!

Help!  Somebody stole my new crayons!!!!

>And yes, I changed my name back to my family name, about 5 years aftermy own
>personal DI-VORCE .... Seemed silly to keep using someone else's name when I
>had a perfectly fine one of my own .... 

Boo hoo!!  No more 'where did she go' jokes!

Guess who!
From: stanton@athena.cs.uga.edu (Cat Stanton)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: Maternal instinct
Keywords: James, we know you're out there.
Date: 12 Apr 92 21:56:32 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <Apr.12.13.33.15.1992.18890@gandalf.rutgers.edu> shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Susan Hagan) writes:
>
>I think she should loose all interest in John, get a haircut, and get
>a life of her own.  She should get a new career while she's at it.
>Maybe she should send for one of those correspondence courses that
>Sally Struthers advertises on TV.  Maybe she could learn to be 
>a medical/dental office. (You'd have to see the ads to get that)
Wow, a whole office?  :-)  Yes, I've seen those ads.
Maybe she should look for a normal job, not one that requires her to
tote a gun whilst pregnant.  Maybe its just me, and don't get me wrong,
I'm not much into the motherhood thing, but I get real antsy seeing
a mother to be wield a handgun at work.

Cat Stanton
UGA/UCNS
From: kjs@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (kelly.smith)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: DOOL
Keywords: Question
Date: 15 Apr 92 22:48:49 GMT
Organization: AT&T


Quick question, did Danielle tell John whether or not
they were married?  I don't think she said yes or no.
Are we to assume silence means no?  Also, how did Vivian
get there so fast?  Turbo jet?  I know planes are pretty
fast these days, but Swizterland I would assume, oh wait,
it there a big time difference?

Kelly Jean
From: gibbsm@ll.mit.edu (MargARET D. Gibbs)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: ALL: New Groups (was just New Groups)
Date: 17 Apr 92 18:34:31 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: M.I.T. Lincoln Laboratory

In article <1992Apr17.165854.25185@cbnewsj.cb.att.com> roxy@cbnewsj.cb.att.com (r.prisco) writes:
>There's a file posted every month for newusers - it's either an FAQ or just
>info for newusers - can't remember,

I post the rec.arts.tv.soaps FAQ at the beginning of every month.
To get the FAQ: use anonymous ftp to pit-manager.mit.edu and look
under /pub/usenet/news.answers/soaps-faq, or send email to
mail-server@pit-manager.mit.edu with "send usenet/news.answers/soaps-faq"
in the subject line.  

Hope this helps somebody!

-- 
Margaret D. Gibbs		"Practice random kindness and 
Assistant Staff			 senseless acts of beauty"
MIT Lincoln Laboratory
gibbsm@ll.mit.edu
From: sally@eris.berkeley.edu (S. A. Wilson)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: DOOL: TAN
Date: 16 Apr 1992 23:27:43 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: eris.berkeley.edu
Keywords: May 9



Ciao--

This is Sally's, or should I say Spud's or Salad's or is it
Ensalata's mother--I have since learnt how to properly post
to the net; I thought it advantageous what with Sally's, oops
Spuds perchant of going off the deep end so easily--Sally, Spud,
wigged out on us again as you may have noticed with her new persona
of Cassandra Gnosis. Well, it seems as though her most horrible 
captivity had effected her more than we originally thought.
When she was brought home by those two nice, sweet, attractive
young men, see what were their names, one was named for a Mexican
beer, Dos EQuis, no Hussong, no...anyway and the other one,
Cor-election she was so happy, she even had this BIG smile on
her face so out of character for her. She seemed none the worse
for her ordel. Then I happened to mention that I read on the
net that Gene Palumbo was returning and then BAM! she lost it
all. She sank into this new persona and has not been the same
since. But we have faith that she will be her oldself soon--which
though wasn't the best is sure a great deal better than she is
now.

Yuck, am I just an old prude, or was anyone else turned off
by the scene with Catipillar face and Bonzo attacking each
other at a bar, on a pool table. I would never play pool
again after that scene, that is if I knew how to in the
beginning.

Sally's Mother, 

Spud's Mother that is
:wq

^D

ooops, forgot to shift :

here goes

PS Hopefully the .signature is back to the correct message.
-- 
Sally A. Wilson            \\\\   Your feet are going to be on the gound;
Potato "Salad" Peel         \\\\  Your head is there to move you around.
sally@mica.berkeley.edu      \\\\     [R.E.M.  _Stand_ ]
				  GO AGS!!!
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From: "Stephen Guthrie" <guthrie@iuvax.cs.indiana.edu>
Subject: AMC:  The Suspect List and Addendum R.A.T.S. List
Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 92 23:56:03 -0500

Hi All!

Derek and Mimi's Suspect List:

Adam Chandler
Palmer Courtlandt
Opal Courtlandt
Haley Vaugh
Arlene Vaughn
Trevor Dillon
Gloria Marsh
Craig Lawson?
Brian Bodine

R.A.T.S. Addendum List:

The Nut
The Nat Nut
An Li Bodine (doesn't this name sound stoopid?) :-)
Dmitri Marick (Don't you just love the way Erica says his name?)
Erica???  (Is she on anyone's list?)
Melanie Rampall (a BIG stretch) :-)
Tad Martin (A even BIGGGER stretch)

Am I missing anyone?  I liked the theory about An Li, it would be a
nice way to introduce a "nasty" character change.  An Li feels all
alone here, especially since Brian has gone back to Hayley in his
heart (and no more "doing the nasty" with An Li").  But it is a
stretch since she just hung up on Haley...Which I thought was out of
character for her...Unless the writers are purposefully changing her
character.

Dooes anyone want to add any more theories?  All the hypotheses are
great, and very witty.  We sure are making the AMC writers' job a lot
easier. How about an AMC fan wants Jackson to have more scenes so she
could ogle him more, and
knows the legal eaglelet would get more air time if Will were offed...
Just where were you CAZ on the night in question?  :-)

Beth Guthrie
From: roxy@cbnewsj.cb.att.com (r.prisco)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT:
Keywords: Happy Birthday to the Jeepmeister!!!!
Date: 14 Apr 92 21:47:55 GMT
Article-I.D.: cbnewsj.1992Apr14.214755.10559
Organization: AT&T

Hey JeepoSuave, Happy Birthday to you!!!!!
You never told me whether I could tell the world, so I took your silence as a
"YES."  Fellow wardees and wardettes, send your regards!!!!!!

Hope you have a simply MAH-VE-LOUS day, and BaByDoLl, the StudMuffette,
Sal-the-Gal and I are looking forward to tonite's dip in the lime birthday
jello.....
We'll expect you to wear your birthday suit, of course ....
(tee hee)


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Much love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RiBabe
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wednesday, 15 Apr 1992 15:03:16 EDT
From: Paul Johnson <PAJ2@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: KL - who's pregnant?
 <1992Apr15.131352.22883@cbfsb.cb.att.com>
 <dfvv02MIccfK00@amdahl.uts.amdahl.com>

paige's age hasn't really been made clear. when she first appeared she had
a fling with michael. michael is now 22 she was a few years older so that
would mean she's about 25. however, last season claudia made a reference to
paige being 26 (nicholette sheridan's actual age at the time). this would
make paige 27 now. her being 27 would make the story a little inconsistent.
michelle phillips is 20 years oldert than nicholette namely 47. if i'm not
mistaken paige was conceived while everyone (mac, anne, greg) were still in
college. so, anne was about 20 when she had paige which would make anne
either 45 or 47 ... kevin dobson is 48, michelle lee is 49, & william devane
is 51 ... i'm not sure what the ages of their characters are supposed to be
though. i wish the writers more clear & consistent when telling these stories.
anyway, it is possible for anne to be pregnant at her 40-something age (though
it's not the healthiest time her or the unborn child). what do the rest of you
think??

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