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From: browns@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Stuart Brown)
Newsgroups: soc.singles,soc.women,soc.men
Subject: Re: buying things
Date: 7 Apr 92 22:07:51 GMT
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

In article <1992Apr5.163842.27923@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> mcregor@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Meloney Cregor) writes:
>In article <3vmjbmn@lynx.unm.edu> blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr4.161712.4080@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> mcregor@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Meloney Cregor) writes:
>>>>>should men buy women things more than women should buy men things?
>>>mel-- who is giving up on YoungerMen, problem or otherwise.  I'm considering
>>>becoming a hermit. Does anyone know of a nice cave?
>>
>>Hell, if I knew of a nice cave, I wouldn't be needin' to rent out my man
>>thing, would I ';-)
>
>Well, now, rON, perhaps you should reconsider this.
>
>Renting is starting to sound a bit appealing.
>No muss, no fuss, no hassles.

Look at this!  After 18 years on my Mom's "Liberated 60's Reading" shelf, the
"Zipless Fuck" makes a reappearance.

So tell us Mel, met any nice Italian waiters lately?

	-Stu

-- 
Stuart M. Brown                               Postdocs rush in where wise men
U. of Manitoba, Dept. Plant Science, Canada       Fear to tread. 
browns@ccu.umanitoba.ca        
				Disclaimer?? Sure: "That Disc is Mine!"
From: mds@condor.nsc.com (RAIDER)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: personals
Date: 15 Apr 92 23:14:50 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: National Semiconductor Corporation

In article <1992Apr13.152713.1@psycha.upenn.edu>, horwitz@psycha.upenn.edu writes:
|> I saw some postings regarding placing personals ads for dates. I was considering
|> doing this, but some friends talked me out of it. After speaking with them, my
|> perception is that any ladies who would reply would probably not be very
|> desirable. I was wondering if anyone out there on soc.singles has posted a
|> personals ad, or answered one. What are your experiences with this mode of 
|> finding dates? I am curious what the views of soc.singles readers are on this
|> topic and whether or not there are any books or other materials published which
|> discuss the success or lack thereof in personals ads.

Stan:
I answered a personal  ad appearing on the alt.personals net a few months ago.  I normally
wouldn't have done this, since I know any woman that places an ad on that net is gonna
get hundreds of replies. But, what she said about herself and what she was looking for
seemed just right to me, so I replied with a description of myself and the things I was looking
for. (I already knew we were in the same geographical area by her header.) 
I replied by Email so it wouldn't appear on the net, and gave my Email address and
home phone number. I sent it out and essentially forgot about it.
A few days later I got a phone call - it was her! Turns out she received over 50 replies
from the net, but she liked mine the most, and mine was one of the few that gave
a phone number, making it easier for her to make contact.
We talked for about an hour, liked what we heard, and made a date for pizza.
We ended up at the beach!
Anyway.......we are now firmly committed to eachother with thoughts of marriage
next year. We are currently buying a home together. We are both in our thirties
and have been through several relationships, so we feel confident that we really
are in love. (BTW, we are both considered attractive, fun people, just to reply
to your comment about finding someone "desireable")
PERSONALS CAN WORK !!!! (I never thought I'd be saying that!)
Good luck!

-Mark

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Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: bjr@csr.UVic.CA (Brian Ross)
Subject: Re: How to meet girls?
Reply-To: bjr@csr.UVic.CA (Brian Ross)
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, U of Victoria, Canada
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 92 16:31:39 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.185934.17854@noao.edu>, groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves ) writes:
>From article <1992Apr16.181401.13648@wam.umd.edu>, by asp@wam.umd.edu (??):
>> I'm 18 and this is my first year here at school.  I haven't met many girls and
>> the I just don't seem to appeal to the ones I have.  I think I seem like a 
>> decent guy.  I think I care alot and listen well.  What is a good way to meet
>> girls and get this point across to them.  
>> 
>> Todd
>
>
>1)  Get a look.
>    (I recommend long hair, earrings, leather, and scars)
>
>2)  Get an attitude.  The more arrogant the better.
>
>3)  NEVER mention that you ever go near a computer.
>
>4)  Only approach better than average looking women.
>
>5)  Be a romantic.  Open doors.  Send (better yet, deliver) flowers.
>    If possible, write music/poetry.
>
>6)  Don't be cheap.  
>
>7)  Show some class in how you decorate your doorm/appt/house.
>
>8)  Be emotionally unreachable and enigmatic for a while.
>
>9)  If you make a move, be decisive about it.
>
>10) Don't act like a pathetic puppy dog needing a pat on the head.

And the universal sure thing...

11) Wear green pants, and play an accordion.

-- 
Brian Ross.            		Obligatory Diet Pepsi reference.
bjr@csr.uvic.ca       
Xref: sparky soc.singles:10881 soc.women:8824 soc.men:8264
From: terry-g@by-tor.Gwinnett.COM (Terry Gardner)
Newsgroups: soc.singles,soc.women,soc.men
Subject: Re: buying things
Date: 10 Apr 92 02:57:34 GMT
Organization: Klone@Home

eleanor@ait.com (Eleanor Evans) writes:
: >should men buy women things more than women should buy men things?
: 
: I'd like to buy a man thing--is there like a catalog, or something?  A
: toll-free number?  Where do I sign up?
: 
: Piglet--who hasn't seen her ProblemYoungerMan in a week, and is getting
:         withdrawal (or not getting, in this case)

A Radio Shaft catalog should do nicely..
-- 
	Aborting, Retrying, Ignoring, and Failing.....
	$ make love
	Don't know how to make love. Stop.
	Terry J. Gardner, terry-g@Gwinnett.COM, terry@thdhub
From: martinc@grover.cs.unc.edu (Charles R. Martin)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Spring Fever or what?
Date: 16 Apr 92 00:34:50 GMT
	<MARTINC.92Apr15203110@grover.cs.unc.edu>
Distribution: world,soc
Organization: /theta/theta5/unc/martinc/.organization
In-reply-to: martinc@grover.cs.unc.edu's message of 16 Apr 92 00:31:10 GMT

Spell-corrected.  You wouldn't *even* want to see the typos I made.

In article <MARTINC.92Apr15203110@grover.cs.unc.edu> martinc@grover.cs.unc.edu (Charles R. Martin) writes:

      In article <1992Apr10.215228.8676@u.washington.edu> intrigue@milton.u.washington.edu (Angelwing) writes:
      >Okay, it finally happened.  I just went over the edge.  I made a
      >puppet of my hand like that crazy old guy on Ed Sullivan used to do.
      >She's got lovely and I mean *lovely* turquoise eyes and long black
      >eyelashes and a sweet pink mouth.  Shall I name her?  Or just wash
      >her off?  I mean I have *work* to do this afternoon!
      >
      >Angelwing - I seem to be possessed.
      >

   What worries me is that I can't figure out whether Angelwing has me
   thinking about a handjob or a blowjob.

   'Saright?

--
Charles R. Martin/(Charlie)/martinc@cs.unc.edu/(ne crm@cs.duke.edu) 
O/Department of Computer Science/Sitterson Hall/UNC/Chapel Hill, NC 27599
H/3611 University Dr #13M/Durham, NC 27707/(919) 419 1754
The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to
grow sharper.  -- Eden Phillpot, I'm told.  Anyone have a better reference?
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: rna@leland.Stanford.EDU (Robert Ashcroft)
Subject: Re: want-sex(women) < want-sex(men)
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 92 22:25:01 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.203927.13875@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@isis.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:
>>
>>ANALYZE ME, ANALYZE ME, you brute.
>
>Why, you're in luck--I just happen to have my, ah, test equipment with
>me....
>

Watch out for that probe...

RNA
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Request : Dating advice from women
Date: 6 Apr 92 21:16:40 GMT
Article-I.D.: tigger.1992Apr6.211640.1881
Organization: JvNCnet
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net

tlode@isis.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:

>In article <64861@apple.Apple.COM> stef@Apple.COM (Stef Jones) writes:
>>>>>Trygve    (What can I say?  I like aggressive women--besides, I tend to
>>>>>           simply overwhelm the non-aggressive ones and then it gets
>>>>>           boring.)
>>>>
For once I gotta agree with you, Trgyve.  I also prefer a woman with
spunk.





IN HER *HAIR*!!

RICHH
--that is just *so* juvenile.
From: rawdon@cabrales.cs.wisc.edu (Michael Rawdon)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Peeking through the curtain
Date: 11 Apr 92 03:10:17 GMT
Reply-To: rawdon@cabrales.cs.wisc.edu
Organization: University of Wisconsin Computer Sciences Dept., Madison, WI

In <1847@asuvax.eas.asu.edu> ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
>     I'm still waiting for Fred or somebody to define gratuitous sex.

Sex where you say "Thank-you" afterwards?

-- 
Michael Rawdon
rawdon@cabrales.cs.wisc.edu
University of Wisconsin Computer Sciences Department, Madison, WI

No optimistic outlook survives contact with the human race.
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: mcregor@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Meloney Cregor)
Subject: Re: Male visual orientationREFRESH
Organization: Dept. of Psychology, Univ. of Illinois, Urbana
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 14:12:14 GMT

In article <tpwjlkh.aahz@netcom.com> aahz@netcom.com (Aahzmandius) writes:

>I've got plenty of experience; what I'm looking for now is a job.
>
><sigh>  O! to join the Real World as a manager of women's breasts.
>How.......degrading..........

What a neat idea!  A shop where you could just go in and pick off what
you want from the rack. 

I can see it now...

"Have you seen Mr. Aahz?"
" Yes, he's over in small and perky."
From: aahz@netcom.com (Aahzmandius)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Male visual orientationREFRESH
Date: 14 Apr 92 05:49:56 GMT
Organization: Bill 'n' Opus for Prez

In article <1992Apr13.141214.3223@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> mcregor@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Meloney Cregor) writes:
>In article <tpwjlkh.aahz@netcom.com> aahz@netcom.com (Aahzmandius) writes:
>
>>I've got plenty of experience; what I'm looking for now is a job.
>>
>><sigh>  O! to join the Real World as a manager of women's breasts.
>>How.......degrading..........
>
>What a neat idea!  A shop where you could just go in and pick off what
>you want from the rack. 
>
>I can see it now...
>
>"Have you seen Mr. Aahz?"
>" Yes, he's over in small and perky."

Ex*cuse* me?  I'd be over in "small and feisty", thank you very much.
-- 
                         --- Aahz (the *other* Dan Bernstein)
                             @netcom.com 

Hugs and backrubs -- I break Rule 6

Why is this newsgroup different from all other newsgroups?
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: tedwards@wam.umd.edu (technopagan priest)
Subject: Re: Discussion Of Romantic Songs
Organization: University of Maryland at College Park
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 07:40:39 GMT

"Stop the world and melt with you" Modern English
Almost anything by Dead Can Dance
"I wanna be your boyfriend" The Ramones
"I want somebody" Depeche Mode (banned song from my brain since recent
    breakup)
"Carribean Blue" Enya
"Lost In your Eyes" Book of Love
"Space Age Love Song" Flock of Seagulls
"I touch roses" Book of Love
"I ran so far away" Flock of Seagulls

--------------------------
Can someone help me with a song title and group?
It has a line like:
  "I'm sorry but I just can't find the right words to say,
   I know know they don't sound the way I planned them to be..."

-Tom

Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: michaili@blondie.cs.wisc.edu (Afroditi Michailidi)
Subject: Re: Discussion Of Romantic Songs
Organization: University of Wisconsin, Madison -- Computer Sciences Dept.
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 10:49:28 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.194750.1586@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> mjln_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Mikeey J. Lin) writes:
>
>	Hmmm... I surprised that I haven't heard any of the following:
>
>Lady in Red (Chris Deberg...spelling?)

   Chris De Burgh actually :-)  Try 'Missing You' much more romantic, IMHO

>Nothing's Gonna Change My Love for You (Glen Medeiros)
>The Glory of Love (Peter Cetera)
>I'll Be There (Escape Club)
>You're the Inspiration (Chicago)
>Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now (Starship)
>Can't Fight This Feeling (REO Speedwagon)
>Unchain Melody (Righteous Brothers)
>Mad About You (Berlinda Carlisle)
>True (Spandau Ballet)

    For most of these, the first time I heard them I said "Wow! Great". However
most of them were played and played and played and played (you get the drift)
so many times over so many radio stations they began to feel more like
commercial junk than emotional songs. And I feel pretty silly trying to
seduce my partner with 'our' song when half the people in the world might
think its 'their' song too. Yeah, I know, a nice thing remains nice and I
should be glad other people out there have the same good taste :-) but still,
it's not the same anymore.

    That's probably the reason why my list would consist of lesser know groups
or lesser known songs of famous groups. But then my tastes are somewhat off
the mainstream so the list would be skewed towards these from the start.

    (Of course I still drool over hit songs if I happen to like them but
there's that feeling "did they write it only to make money?" :-)

                                 Afroditi

*****************************************************
Warning: Graduate student -- overworked and underpaid
*****************************************************
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: polsak@nuscc.nus.sg (Suzaina Abdul Kadir (Ms))
Subject: Re: More Disc on Romantic Songs
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 02:49:00 GMT

No I don't think you're a freak for thinking
that some of these songs do nothing much but
delude you about what actually goes on.

When an ex-SO of mine gave me a 'romantic' going-
away gift which consisted of a compilation of
Air supply's love songs , I gave him a 'you've-got-
to-be-kidding' look. But as a matter of politeness
I listened to them anyway. Then I said out loud
" You have absolutely got to be KIDDING !" He didn't
take to kindly to that but its the truth. Some of these
songs are like many of those trashy romance novels.
They make evrything look so squeeky clean and beautiful.
Real life isn't always like that...(at least so far for
me...)

I think songs that mirror reality are more worth
listening to. It kinda appeases you in a way.
I still thing that Mettalica's 'Nothing Else Matters'
is one heck of a beautiful song. So is Guns 'N' Roses's
'Patience'. Then there is Heart's 'All I want to do is
make love to you' which brings new meaning to 'artificial
insemination' .

<<grin>>


- Suzaina
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Peeking through the curtain
Date: 10 Apr 92 17:50:04 GMT
Article-I.D.: asuvax.1847
Organization: soc.singles

barry@netcom.com (Kenn Barry) writes:
> fredw@mks.com (Fred Walter) writes:
> >Actually, I never said this, and my examples had a woman being
> >the other person.
> 
> 	What you have said is that you see all affairs as gratuitous sex.

     I'm still waiting for Fred or somebody
to define gratuitous sex.  Or did I miss that
posting?  That's entirely possible  -- often
I do seem to have somewhat of an itchy "n" key.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: jsp@uts.amdahl.com (James Preston)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Newspaper personals phenomena
Date: 17 Apr 92 00:40:55 GMT
Reply-To: jsp@pls.amdahl.com
Distribution: soc
Organization: Amdahl Corporation, Sunnyvale CA

swt@vax5.cit.cornell.edu writes:

}In article <8czk02elc91300@amdahl.uts.amdahl.com>,
}jsp@uts.amdahl.com (James Preston) writes: 
}> swt@vax5.cit.cornell.edu writes:
}> 
}> }My mind produced the image of myself on horseback
}> } wearing a highwayman's cape, spurs, and a bikini, carrying a lasso, riding 
}> }him down on the open range.... 
}> 
}> Gads, that's quite an image.  Feel free to so pursue me anytime.  I think
}> I can guarantee that you'll catch me...
}> 
}Damn straight I'd catch you; I mean, what do you think the horse is
}*for*?  (I believe in cutting through all this 'who's going to make the
}first move' nonsense; I leave nothing to chance.)   :-)

Great.  Now where did you say this open range is?  Beth?  Hello?

--James Preston

Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: ddose@oregon.uoregon.edu (David C Dose)
Subject: Re: Hot tub seduction....
Keywords: woof!
Organization: University of Oregon
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 20:35:27 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.221609.15214@ccu.umanitoba.ca> browns@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Stuart Brown) writes:


>In article <1992Apr5.210919.1954@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> ted5@po.CWRU.Edu (Thomas E. Davidson) writes:
>>
>>      The best way to seduce someone is not to try, to attempt friendship
>>and move slowly into romance, to learn about their fears and hopes and
>>love and personality, to befriend them and THEN add something physical.
>>      Then again, judging from the tenor of earlier responses, maybe I'm
>>wrong....
>>
>>                                      Tom

>I'll say you're wrong.  This friendship and romance bullshit dosen't come
>close to a hot tub party for seduction potential.

>       -Stu 

>-- 
>Stuart M. Brown                               Postdocs rush in where wise men
>U. of Manitoba, Dept. Plant Science, Canada       Fear to tread. 
>browns@ccu.umanitoba.ca        
>                               Disclaimer?? Sure: "That Disc is Mine!"


Why not try a "Truth or Dare" session in a hot tub.  What a rush! :)

-Dave
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
David C. Dose             ddose@oregon.uoregon.edu                "The Doseman"

We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old ground. What have you found? The same old fears.
Wish you were here.   - Pink Floyd
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Xref: sparky soc.singles:10665 soc.women:8734 soc.men:8166
Newsgroups: soc.singles,soc.women,soc.men
Subject: Re: buying things
From: econrad@cs.wright.edu (Eric van Fossen Conrad)
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 01:43:01 GMT
Organization: Wright State University

In article <1992Apr7.135658.12733@risky.ecs.umass.edu> shortell@spock.ecs.umass.edu (Laurel L Shortell) writes:
>In article <vxljs3f@lynx.unm.edu> blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr3.022831.875@ait.com> eleanor@ait.com (Eleanor Evans) writes:
>>>I'd like to buy a man thing--is there like a catalog, or something?  A
>>>toll-free number?  Where do I sign up?
>>
>>Well, I know where you can rent a great man thing- by the hour or day- with
>>the man still attached (that part being unfourtunately non-negotible ';-)
>>Leave a message at this here account ';-)
>
>What a disgusting thing to say! She was asking an innocent
>question, and you felt you had to jump on the opportunity
>to spout vile comments? Keep it in your pants, buster.

What kind of man thing is she wanting?  There is an outfit in North
Carolina of all places that probably sells just about any kind of
artificial man thing available.  (I recently got an unsolicited
catalog from them--and they do have a toll-free number.)  Also,
a number of artificial appendages seem to be available in certain
bookstores here in Dayton, Ohio, though I don't recall seeing any
complete artificial men.  (I wasn't looking too closely so it's
possible that they are available here as well.)

Or is she wanting to order a live male specimen?  Last I checked
that's illegal in Ohio, but regulations may vary in other states
and countries so check with your attorney to be sure.

1/2 :-)

-- eric
-- 
-- Eric Conrad
This space for rent.
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: userisra@mts.ucs.ualberta.ca (Mark Israel)
Subject: 6'3" SWM seeks S*F
Originator: lnds@zeus.biochem.ualberta.ca
Organization: University of Alberta, Edmonton, Canada
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 06:13:54 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.020914.18149@dgbt.doc.ca>, michele@dgbt.doc.ca (Michele Guillet) writes:

> I have placed a personal ad in a local newspaper. [...]  I got 14 
> answers, phoned most of them, met about 6 of them. [...]
>
> Most of the men I met had something that may make it hard for them to 
> find women to date: some were working shifts, some were shy, some were 
> from visible minorities, almost all of them were shorter than average, 
                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

   Merci pour le tuyau, Michele!  In future, when placing or answering
personal ads, I'll mention my height, so that I stand out from the crowd.

> few of them were specially successful in their work. 

   Well, if *Trygve* wants to stand out from the crowd...

userisra@mts.ucs.ualberta.ca		Mark Israel
Instinctive grammatical moralizer.
Xref: sparky soc.singles:10602 soc.men:8122 soc.women:8704
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: soc.singles,soc.men,soc.women
Subject: Re: Men and women talking
Date: 7 Apr 92 21:41:11 GMT
Followup-To: soc.singles
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Apr7.173310.11113@javelin.sim.es.com> biesel@javelin.sim.es.com (Heiner Biesel) writes:
|More likely, it's the pineal gland kicking the entire hormonal machinery into
|high gear in response to more sunlight. 

Hey Max, here's a guy that speaks your language.  You just don't see too
many references to pineal glands on soc.singles.
-- 
+=============================================================================+
| John Fereira                Al Bundy for President          
| johnf@auspex.com         "He's as good as the next guy"                     |
+=============================================================================+
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: FA.TJM@forsythe.stanford.edu (Thom McKean)
Subject: Re: The Second Move
Organization: Stanford University, California, USA
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 17:44:43 GMT

In article <1992Apr17.152857.3015@u.washington.edu>,
intrigue@milton.u.washington.edu (Angelwing) writes:
>
>Do you, perhaps, mean OUIJA board?  Hmmm?  Or is a weege board something
>new that you Info Systems types have cooked up?
>
>It's a "Squeegee" board - found only at finer erotic/intimate
accessory boutiques.  It's not a board game, it's more of
a...playing field, shall we say?  Its primary use is...oh, never
mind.
>
>Angelwing - Woman on the edge.
             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
So you *DO* know the primary use!  Now, complete this sentence:

Man on the _______________.  You'll have the positions right, and,
once the squeegees are in hand, you'll be rip-roarin'-n'-ready to
go.

Thom
Corporate Poet Extrodinaire

    The only problem
with haiku is that you just
   get started and then
From: margoli@watson.ibm.com (Larry Margolis)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: lying to oneself (was Re: Sanctity of relationships)
Date: 10 Apr 92 19:26:53 GMT
Reply-To: margoli@watson.ibm.com
Distribution: world,soc
Organization: The Village Waterbed
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM

In  <1992Apr10.151914.6471@u.washington.edu>  intrigue@milton.u.washington.edu (Angelwing) writes:
>
> Oh but Larry, the *burning* question here ... what millions of people are
> dying to know is just HOW did you discover she was lying?

Well, I was trying to avoid being explicit in order to not offend
anyone's sensibilities, but since you asked...

I was going down on her, when I discovered
   Fee, fie, foe, fum,
   I smell someone else's cum...

Would have been a lot nicer if she had just told me.  I didn't mind
that she screwed him; it bothered me that she had lied to me.  (And,
of course, the way that I found out...)

Larry Margolis, MARGOLI@YKTVMV (Bitnet), margoli@watson.IBM.com (Internet)
Newsgroups: soc.singles