From: gsbrande@acs.ucalgary.ca (Geoffrey Sean Brandenburg)
Subject: Intro to "Hit the Road Day"
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 23:56:03 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta


Here's the intro I thought up to "Hit the Road Day".  It's missing a
closing line.  Any brilliant ideas??

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FADE IN.

EXT. A COUNTRY ROAD -- DAY

HIGH OVERHEAD VIEW OF A BUS, wending its way along a country road.  The intro 
strains to "Hit the Road, Jack" plays in the background.

ZOOM IN ON BUS.  On the flat roof of the bus is BUSTER, dressed as RAY CHARLES.
He is playing a PIANO.  Beside the piano is a HATCH that leads to the interior 
of the bus.  BABS, SHIRLEY, and FIFI are standing next to Buster, dressed as
RAY CHARLES' BACK-UP SINGERS.

                                        BABS, SHIRLEY, and FIFI
                                   (sung)
                              Hit the road, Jack, and don't you 
                              come back no more, no more, no 
                              more, no more.  Hit the road, Jack,
                              and don't you come back no more.

                                        BUSTER
                              Hiya, Toonsters!  Today is "Hit the
                              Road Day" on Tiny Toon Adventures.
                              So grab your driver's license, ...

Suddenly the HATCH bursts open and a very ANGRY PLUCKY scrambles up.  He is
wearing a rumpled RAY CHARLES outfit.  He stands with his BACK to the front
of the bus.

ON PLUCKY AND BUSTER.

                                        PLUCKY
                              Hold it!  Stop everything you 
                              usurping rabbit!

                                        BUSTER
                                   (surprised)
                              Plucky!  How did you... uh, I mean,
                              where were you?  When you didn't 
                              show up for this intro I had to sub
                              for you.

                                        PLUCKY
                              And I suppose you had nothing to do
                              with that two-ton safe that was 
                              pushed in front of my dressing room
                              door?  If I didn't have my ACME 
                              blowtorch with me I'd still be 
                              stuck in there!

Babs walks INTO FRAME.

                                        BABS
                              Uh, Buster...

Babs points behind Plucky.  Buster follows her gesture and his eyes widen.

                                        BUSTER
                                   (speaking very
                                   quickly)
                              Well, you're here now, so why don't
                              you take over?  You're perfect for
                              this part.  Really!  I'll see you
                              in the bus.  Come on, girls.

Buster opens the hatch and jumps in, followed by Babs, Shirley, and Fifi.

ON PLUCKY, who straightens his outfit and faces the camera.

                                        PLUCKY
                              Well, that's more like it.  Hiya,
                              Toonsters, I'm Plucky D...

The bus enters a very low tunnel.  The top of the tunnel is flush with the top 
of the bus, so Plucky and the piano are SMASHED against the wall above the
tunnel. 

FOLLOW MANGLED PLUCKY as he falls to the PAVEMENT with the remants of the piano.

A HEAD wearing a HELMET and having TWO FEET walks INTO FRAME.  It is clearly
SUPER DAVE OSBOURNE.  

??????  <Need a closing line>

FADE OUT.


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Sean Brandenburg         | Jafar.  Jafar.  He's our man.
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