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From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: While we're on the subject ...
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.pets
Keywords: dir/new
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: HATE INC.
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 92 15:31:54 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <-162599999@hpopd.pwd.hp.com> martinw@hpopd.pwd.hp.com writes:

% 
% Not many, you just come from a family with money and talk with a tacky pretentious accent...
% 

	IS ANY ONE ELSE CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT THIS MEANS?

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My Recent Dream
Date: Tue,  6 Oct 92 09:52:39 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

-Gabe "no quote" Schlesinger:
: So there I was, waiting with a bunch of friends.  Somebody was late,
: and we were all getting really hungry.  We just kept waiting and
: waiting and the hunger grew to enormous amounts.  Then somebody asked
: me "Who are we waiting for?"  I thought about it for a minute and then
: said "Me.  We're waiting for me".  

Interesting thought-provoker on this one.
What IS the word which means 
	"one wishes to be the object of a cannibal feast" ?
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| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.computers
Subject: Medical Research Has Determined the Cause of Drieuxification
Date: 1 Oct 92 11:41:20 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
] Remember, people-- if you don't WANT to take responsibility for
] an orgasm, don't have sex.  Orgasms are far & away the #1 most 
] likely consequence of sex-- so if you can't handle it, don't
] do it!
] ---

In article <1992Sep30.214804.25041@wetware.com> drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:
>Could we deduce from this that if there is no Orgasm,
>that there is Therefore NO SEX?????
>
>Would this be a Better Standard for Analysis?
>
>I say we Form a Committee, under the Auspices of ANSI
>to work on correctly implementing a Class Identifier....

Yes, at last we come across the culprit in this insidious process of
drieuxification.  And it's name is C++.

The Surgeon General has recently issued a warning against programming in C++:
a poorly designed language that encourages a misbegotten style laden with all
the procedural features of the largest Industrial Era corporations, and the
largest public sector institutions.  That's right: C++ causes the twin
syndrome of drieuxification and bureaucratitis.

Recent research is also concentrating on the deleterious effects that the
excessively agglutinated names of X-window prodecures has had on its
programmers.  Some of the more bold researchers have ventured that this may
actually be the cause of Software Engineering -- which remains to this day
an incurable debilitating affliction of the mind.
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State at home)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: t.b prime directive
Date: 2 Oct 92 14:49:39 GMT


"Do not interfere with rec.arts.startrek."

Andrei
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Cats Wanted
Date: 1 Oct 92 11:46:25 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Sep30.165854.6509@walter.cray.com>, jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
> 
> 
>>Speaking of cats, did anyone know they make a great food source? Not only is 
>>the meat tender without being gamy, and not only does one decent size cat 
>>make a good roast for 4 people, but they're very, very cheap. You can
>>generally pick them up free from kids in front of the supermarket. I found
>>you can get 3 or 4 at a time, by telling them I live on a farm.
>>
>>Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead cat
>>in the road?
>>A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
> 
> this is the only really bizarre post i've seen this week.

Never mind that. ....

Jason
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Renee's triumph!!!! :)
Date: 29 Sep 92 12:27:31 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <5270@balrog.ctron.com>, rbretton@adonis.ctron.com (Renee Bretton) writes:
> Keywords: 
> 
> 
> Hello... This is my first entry in this newsgroup.  It's taken me
> a very long time to get here, but I finally did it thanks to 
                                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> everyone's help... bits and pieces along the way. 
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

IS IT JUST ME, OR IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Jason

> ---------------------
> That's all folks!!
> ---------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 15:34:33 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.014833.27781@nmsu.edu>, sabbott@nmsu (SDA) writes:

}I was registering people to vote. 

What was posted originally was s a joke about infringing the civil
rights of a minority group. (Republicans who take the trouble to vote
are in the minority.)  I consider it a dangerous situation to have
people who even find such jokes funny to be involved in any way with
the voting process (as I experienced with the dude who made jokes
about charging people money to vote), precisely because I don't know
what else they're likely to do. I wouldn't want to take the risk.

}>   The erosion of civil liberties begins with jokes and passes to
}>   actions. 
}>   The erosion of civil liberties begins with people who we despise, and
}>   ends with us. 

}This is true.  

Thank you. I'm glad you agree. Too bad you don't act according to your
beliefs. 

}Making a political joke is not the same as turning women into
}objects by making sexist jokes, etc...

Great. So, in other words, you are a Sunshine Liberal, and don't mind
when it's Republicans who are having their civil rights joked with. As
far as I can see, the only difference between the two cases is that
the jokes have as their goal the infringement (or, to be concreete,
the spreading of the idea that it is ok to infringe, or that those who
might act to so infringe would have the silent support of a group who
might not pass to the act but would not act to condemn -- if we want
to use the parallel rhetoric) of different rights -- in one case, the
right to vote, in the other, pursuit of happiness.

}Greg, spend less time quoting the heavies and more time examining
}out your own faulty logic...

What I'm "examining out" is this -- if the selection procedure for
allowing people to register voters were anywhere near as rigorous as
jury selection -- and american history has given us ample reason to
believe that it should be -- then you wouldn't have made the cut. 

Now, please make clear which of these two statements you agree with:

1) "It's ok to sit at a voting refistration booth and make jokes about
impeding women from registering to vote, as long as you don't actually
_do_ anything"

2) "sabbot is a hypocrite"

Choose wisely, little one.

--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

"Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated in the move to
rec.crafts.textiles."        --sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Bob Sloane)
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Stop, you fat bloated sacks of protoplasm!
Date: 30 Sep 92 20:48:08 GMT
Organization: Logic Modeling Inc of Beaverton Oregon

>In article <1686F132D5.NETOPRWA@ncsuvm.cc.ncsu.edu> SLACK@ncsu.edu
>(Elvis Puke) writes:
>
>#  ** October 28, 1992 midnight, will be the rapture in the air.  Only
>#  those who believe this date will be in fact raptured. 
>

	Okay, Polewka; what do the date calcs have to say about this
	date?   (We already know about 666 * 3 = 1998)

	- Larry "just checking" Huntley

-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | She made champagne out of 7-Up and
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |       cheap wine.  A chemist! 
          Beaverton,  OR          |  - "Earth To Doris" [Was (Not Was)]
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Subject: Re: I Hate It When This Happens
Keywords: Lucha Libre
Organization: Flies on the Ceiling
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 15:07:40 GMT

aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
>Yesterday I pick up the latest issue of "Love And Rockets" and find out that
>Los Bros Hernandez are going to be in Calgary next Thursday. I'm cackling with
>glee and anticipation, half-planning a day trip to Cowtown to see two of my
>storytelling idols.

I saw Los Bros when they were in Toronto.  I rearranged my entire
life (including delaying my permanent move to Massachusetts by 24 hours) in
order to get my copies of Xaime's stuff signed.  But I forgot my copy of
The Return of Mr. X.  Damn.
 
Nice people.  Gilbert especially was really friendly and pleasant.  But of
course he would have to be... considering his name.
 
(The Beguiling in Toronto: Best comix store in the universe...)

--Zvi Gilbert
("snivelling little fanboy vermin" -- MjD)
From: boutell@cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: one-line bio...me
Date: 5 Oct 92 20:44:19 GMT
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs

In article <BvGyMA.9sC@news.udel.edu> hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams) writes:
>refers to all email as pnotes	 

You can never eat just one.

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: latarra@buhub.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren)
Subject: Re: 100 words
Organization: Bradley University
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 92 16:51:30 GMT

Sounds like the Chia-people we have on campus here.
--
"Is you in, or is you ain't?"
"You cannot just grab a penis and make it erect." 

Fuzzies to everybody who wants them...New shipments every Thursday.
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Chicken Cannon (From alt.folklore.urban)
Date: 6 Oct 92 02:11:25 GMT
Organization: Logic Modeling Corporation of Beaverton Oregon


Article: 49222 of alt.folklore.urban
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: robcruic@intacc.uucp (Robert Cruickshank)
Subject: Chicken Cannon- Photograph sighting!


Remember the thread about testing aircraft windows by firing
chickens at them?  I was looking through the May 1943 issue
of Mechanix Illustrated, and ther, on page 39 is a photograph
of the cannon in action! It is shown firing an obviously un-
plucked chicken through a window mounted on a steel frame. A
second photo shows a shattered window with, yes, chicken feet
hanging out of it!. (There is also a really bad cartoon to
illustrate the concept). The cannon itself, owned by Westing-
house was 20 feet long, and could propel a chicken at 400 mph. 

-----------------------------------------------------------------
Rob Cruickshank               robcruic@intacc.uucp
                          Inter/Access Artists' Centre 
                                 Toronto
------------------------------------------------------------------

   Okay; some questions - 

   1)  WHY was Robert reading a 1943 Mechanix Illustrated?

   2)  What does an unplucked chicken look like when traveling at
       400 MPH?  Consider dv/dt.

   3)  Why did the chicken hit feet-first?

   4)  Would the glass not have shattered if the chicken had hit
       beak-first?  Head-first?  Butt-first?

   5)  Do they have to "empty" the chicken of eggs before launch?

   6)  What sort of propellant do you use?

   7)  Is a sound recording of this whole process available?  (This
       will be of interest in alt.tasteless.)


	- Larry Huntley

	(Fwoooooosh - squawk? - FUMPH)
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | She made champagne out of 7-Up and
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |       cheap wine.  A chemist! 
          Beaverton,  OR          |  - "Earth To Doris" [Was (Not Was)]
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: George Bush really IS like harry truman
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 16:24:34 GMT

> carasso@inference.com (Roger "Not quite racist enuf to be an LA Cop" Carasso)
writes:


>1.9%	DEMOCRAT	TRUMAN
>1.0%	REPUBLICAN	BUSH

BUSH really is heir to trumans legacy! 
and all this time i thought it was just cause theyre both nerds....

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: Re: Sexual Fantasies.
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 03:22:28 GMT

parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:
>thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Citecheck Hell) writes:
>>>One of my fantasies is to be 
>>>seduced by an older woman.  If there are any women out there that have a 
>>>similar fantasy, I would like to hear from you.  
>>Okay, folks, let's hear from all of those women out there that fantasize
>>about being seduced by older women!
>
>Well put!
>
>Can't say it turns me on.

blink.

why not?


M.
puzzled

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dhw@plex-1.ann-arbor.mi.us (David West)
Subject: Re: i am losing my mind
Organization: Plex-1, Michigan's Public Access Usenet Gateway  (Ann Arbor).
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 04:45:17 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.081909.29380@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
>i felt better about the car.  i decided to keep it.
>so this morning i went to the DMV and registered it.
>my plates are "PYQ 666".
>
>i'm taking it to a priest on sunday.

But ... you've only known it for a few days!   How do you know its
intentions are honorable? 

-- 
-David West            dhw@plex-1.ann-arbor.mi.us

"Ce n'e'tait pas un empire comme il faut, mais nous nous sommes diablement
bien amuse's."  -Col. Fleury, aide-de-camp of Napoleon III
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: To Stir
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 06:03:47 GMT

Heat metal top with water.
Stir arsenic with toothpick.
Discard toothpick.
Drink tea.
Run outside and spin around like a helicopter.

     The neighbor watches me.
     Her old, crinkly face never
     changes expression. That's
     why I like her; I have to
     figure it out. Right now,
     she thinks I'm either caressing
     a glitterdrug or touching her
     childhood. My feet spin, and
     the anthill splashes onto the
     grass. I smile and shout to
     her, "They die! They die!" and
     she thinks oh it's the childhood
     one.

     "I remember my parents, too," she
     calls out. "Eaten by jungle ants."
     Her face almost breaks, but I can't
     tell why. A glitterdrug, the ants
     will sleep. There's no joy like the
     present. I spin, and my arms are a 
     whirring clock. Turn back, time.

                              billbill@wetware.com
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Help wanted finding clients/work
Date: 28 Sep 92 13:15:31 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In UK.JOBS article <26306@castle.ed.ac.uk> loki@castle.ed.ac.uk (A
Kashko) writes:

#  [Looking for] any employers [...] who have a permanent position for
#  someone with 18 years computing experience, including C, 7 years
#  industrial experience, 8 years Post doctoral experience in Computer
#  Vision, SIMD Parallel Computing, Computational Condensed Matter Physics
#  (Parallel CA models), simulation of computer architectures, algorithm
#  development, user support, lecturing, course development, has developed
#  GUIs using X-Windows toolkits, and can speak French, German, and Russian
#  [...]

Welcome to Scotland. That's the DHSS office, over there.

-- Ken "a tragic waste of both our talents" Johnson


 
-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: NEW SOCIAL CONVENTION
Date: 29 Sep 92 12:23:00 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Sep28.153352.12984@ultb.isc.rit.edu>, adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu (A.D. Williams) writes:
> 
>  One of the problems I have is that I rarely see her outside the
> classroom, and she doesn't seem to be getting the idea that I'm hitting
> on her. So soon I will have to go to an extreme. Yes, I Derrick
> Williams, will have to ask her out on a date.
> 
>  This action has some repercussions, the least of all is that my ego is
> on the line. There is a good chance of embarassment in both our parts,
               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> mixed signals, and awkwardness for the rest of the school quarter.

IS IT JUST ME, OR IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Jason

> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - Derrick Williams   Rochester Institute of Technology | Insert snappy  -
> - adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu     Computer Science        | quotation here -
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: easT.Bash (Re: suddenly it's clear)
Date: 29 Sep 92 19:29:39 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742

In article <BvCMqK.Iy5@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>This from a woman who declined me offer of a Thai curry.
 ...
>Don't pay more than $50 for them to adjust your valves.  Any more is
>sheer blackmail.  Either that, or I'll do it if you'll buy my a curry.


Methinks he is obssessed with curry.
Anyway, so when's this east coast tb bash gonna happen so I can
either buy Scott curry or have Scott offer me curry?

Also, I would like to inform everybody that there is no conspiracy
involved in my move from North Carolina to DC and gypsy's move
from DC to North Carolina.


yong-mi
and I can't join the U.S. military because I ain't a U.S. citizen
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short, shameful confession
Date: 28 Sep 92 10:34:34 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In <7554@skye.ed.ac.uk> I wrote:

%  Today I bought `Magical Mystery Tour' by The Beatles. 



In article <Bv6vuz.C3r@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM
(John F.  Woods) writes:

# Yeah, American fashion is always slow in reaching England. 


This ISN'T England.
Dunderhead.

-- Ken "Americans were never all that good at geography.  It's all the
   hamburgers and TV that does it" Johnson


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Knock Knock Jokes
Date: 2 Oct 92 10:57:35 GMT
Followup-To: alt.jokes.knock-knock
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


# A French Knock-Knock joke (and c'est merde!)

A Russian Knock-Knock joke

- Knock-Knock!
- Who's there?
- Eliena Tereshkova Ivanovana Valentinskaya.
- Thank God, I thought it was the Secret Police.


-- Ken "`I queued for hours to get this joke and it's not worth a
   kopeck' `You could get some skeleton jokes on the black market if you
   had a few American dollars to spare'" Johnson



-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: don@jwt.UUCP (Don Ducharme)
Subject: Re: Hauslabjoch Man
Organization: Private System -- Orlando, FL.
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 14:42:20 GMT

In article <38875@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> gstecker@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (George Stecker) writes:
>
>	I am trying to track down a spurious rumor which an associate of mine 
>caught on a FIDONET echo somwhere regarding the Hauslabjoch Man, an ancient
>northern-european type whose body was found frozen and well-preserved 
>somewhere in or near Germany, I think.  The story was apparently carried in
>major newspapers worldwide.  The FIDONET rumor said that there was semen 
>found in the body's anal canal.  We have been unable to verify whether this
>is true or not.  Has anyone heard anything else regarding this subject?
>
>gstecker@ucsd.edu					jdfranz@mcimail.com


In the September 22, 1992 edition of "The Advocate," back in the
"ETCetera" column there is a small article about your caveman.
According to the article, the mummified man was found in a glacier
between the Austrian and Italian borders.  He was wearing a colorful
two-piece outfit made of woven hair and a pair of matching moccasisns
and had a few tattoos on his back.  Carbon tests dated his death 5,477
years ago.  The article goes on to say:

"Austrian and Italian officials had argued over the past year as to
which country the caveman belongs.  But Italy, which recently won the
battle, is now questioning its prize.  Test have revealed traces of
sperm in the man's anal area.  Is this the earlist specimen of a gay man
yet discovered?  The evidence pointing to this first passive in human
prehistory, which embarrassed archaeologists and the mainstream press
into remaining silent, may be indicative of a common sexual practice
among cavemen.  One thing is certain:  In spite of civilization's anal
ways in suppressing truth and pleasure, gays have been around since
Adam." 










-- 
Don C. Ducharme -- don@jwt.UUCP (uunet!jwt!don)
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ucla.rumor
Subject: Re: Cats Wanted
Date: 2 Oct 92 07:21:51 GMT
Organization: Hell's Biker Geeks

In article <Sep.30.15.52.15.1992.10256@math.rutgers.edu> jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel) writes:
>
>Speaking of cats, did anyone know they make a great food source? Not only is 
>the meat tender without being gamy, and not only does one decent size cat 
>make a good roast for 4 people, but they're very, very cheap. You can
>generally pick them up free from kids in front of the supermarket. I found
>you can get 3 or 4 at a time, by telling them I live on a farm.
>
>Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead cat
>in the road?
>A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
>

I have no joke, I just like saying "Treehouse Taco Bell".


-- 
I hate the 3B2
The 3B2 can bite me.
From: mdm@sparc2.prime.com (Michael D. McAfee)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep gets an offer he can't refuse
Date: 5 Oct 92 21:59:41 GMT
Organization: Computervision


		He says no, and the next morning finds Gooley's head...
	in bed.

	(Nothing personal.  It's just that, out of all the various
	net.personalities, "Gooley's head" sounded the best.)

	Michael, the Chaotic
	disclaimer:  Y'know, it'd be a real shame if you was ta blame
			my employers for my posts.  Y'see, Rocco here
			don't like dat, do ya, Rocco? -Duh, no, Boss.-
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