HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Thursday, 9 Apr 1992 18:38:39 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: TushRater
Distribution: world

In article <rvlfeINNm8s@agate.berkeley.edu>, scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott
Gier) says:
>
>Lisa Mae asks:
>t it.  The first annual ARC tush contest.  Guys line up and our judge
>>'Chelle will give her astute opinion as to who has the best tush in ARC.
>   Can I be a judge too?  please?  But, only if we get to see the whole
>   body form.  Top to bottom. *grin*
>
>Well I guess you can be a judge but this is a TushRating contest.  IF you want
>a whole body contest arrange your own competition.  So, tushes only.
>Otherwise we couldn't call it the first annual ARC tush contest.

   Spoil ALL the fun!!!  Hey, what if we call it the.....ARC Cheek contest?
Then the tush is still the main highlight, but it could be cheek.
*sassy smile*
>
Ariel
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Spring break
Date: 9 Apr 92 14:35:55 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr9.143555.10835
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <LF.92Apr8114634@barkley.berkeley.edu> lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
>Ariel gives her version of events:
>
>Well, it was either that or Michael Bolton, and *we* all know your
>preferences.  Hehehehehehehehe...

Did someone mention  MICHAEL BOLTON ????   

The Good Romantic Witch **Swooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-ns**
and her eyes become extremely glazed as she dreams of
Michael....     :-)~~

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: charter of this group - is there one?
Date: 7 Apr 92 16:14:49 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <92097.173915AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET> <AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:

>Paul Norris suggests:
>>>Seriously though, if there ever was a charter, it was lost in the
>>>avalanche of FlyingFoodstuffs and FreeFlirting, way back when men were
>>>horny, women were assertive, and life was OneBigFling.
>>Or was it when men were REal men; women were REAl women and small furry
>>creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Alpha
>>Centauri?

>Actually, it was when all the women were strong, all the men were good look-
>ing, and all the children were above average. *smile*  Hey, wait a minute,
>that's still the way it is, so the charter must be kicking around here some-
>where. *grin*

>Oh, and yes, it's true... a young punk like me can indeed appreciate Garrison
>Keillor. *grin*
>---


Wait, isn't it ..When all the dogs were cats, all the cats were gerbils, all 
the gerbils chased rabits with chipmunks tied to their backs and all the 
chipmunks were Romance Dusted?   (This of course would be wwwwwaaaaaaayyyyyy 
back in pre-human-arcland)

Jamie
Wine Stewerd of the RFA
Keeper of the Glue
Da Guy from ESTRN CANADA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( )
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Amherst
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 13:29:32 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

In <1992Apr15.090434.19789@uunet.uu.net> ender@uunet.uu.net writes:

> Christy asks:
> 
> >Great.  Glad you enjoyed it!  Next time I'll use the pudding...what flavor do
> >you prefer?
> >
> >Christy
> 
> 
> Hmmmmm....  how about chocolate?  Or even better than pudding, chocolate
> mousse!!
> 
> - ender

Ok, boss.  I'll get right on it!  ;-)

Christy

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: crerar@uunet.uu.net (Andy Crerar)
Subject: Re: Yet another new "face"...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 13:11:00 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.122641.1259@wkuvx1.bitnet> kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos) writes:
>In article <1992Apr7.210302.9758@uunet.uu.net>, smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield) writes:
>> In article <1992Apr7.040609.10811@apollo.hp.com> pjd@hpespjd.fc.hp.com (Paul Dorweiler) writes:
>> 
>*Mark looks in, awaiting an opportunity to unlurk, and seeing if the food has
>stopped flying yet...*
>
>Looks clear so far. But just in case....
>
>*Mark arms his Atomic Cream Pie Launcher ( :> ) and steps into the open...*

Ha!  Fortunately, nobody bakes AtomicCreamPies, so you don't have ammo for 
that thing.  Have a banana <tosses banana to unsuspecting victim> and an
orange <tosses orange to more cautious victim> and an apple <tosses apple
to downright suspicious victim, who is quickly learning to juggle>.  
Good!  Now, have a BAVARIANILLUMINATICREAMPIE!!! *Ker-Splut* :) :) :)

Welcome to ARC.

>
>Hi all.
>
>-- 
>Mark Kinney [KINNEMA@WKUVX1.(BITNET)(WKU.EDU)] | Don't just eat a hamburger,
>PhoneNet: (502)745-4246	  (Bowling Green, KY)  | eat the HELL out of it!
>This has been a test. If this had been an actual emergency, you'd be dead.
>Quote of the Week: "Quaker-pop Rice Sparkies and Quaker-pop Wheat Sparkies,
>	those delicious, nutritious breakfast cereals shot from guns!"
>				-- Negativland, "Guns"

Andy the As Yet Otherwise Untitled Neo-Guru (AYOUNG)
-- 
Andy Crerar                     crerar@uunet.uu.net
CS Administrative Asst.         uunet!crerar
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 19:30:25 GMT

>>Well, you used 'orgasming' three times, which beats most men per night!  Yeah,
>>I'd say that that's worth bonus points!  *smirk*
>
>Only three?  Oh, well, maybe he just needs more practice.
>Rip                       \


Uh Rip... that was 3 times in ONE round... We musta went a
good 12 round or so...

It's okay... I know you are tired...

Blade

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh)
Subject: Re: Ender finally get's a clue (was Re: A timely (I hope) post...)
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 04:25:33 GMT

GOGILee sez:
>Ender emblishes:
>
>> [Ender has been in the Twilight Zone obviously because he's been wondering
>>  who Lee challenged all this time and finally realizes it was HIM...
>>  *slap to forehead*  Missed his original followup to my post *sheepish grin*]
>
>I think you were just hiding...

Could be...  =)

>> Just out of curiousity, why would I spray you LIPS with whipped cream???
>
>You said Pistils at Dawn... So obviously youd be going for my tulips...

ACK!  *I* of all people should have seen THAT one coming!!
But how could I get close to your tulips with 'Chelle gardenia like that?

>>>>Does thou accept?
>> Uh...  can I get back to you on that?  =)
>
>You mean this challange is going to go unanswered and I'll have
>defended 'chelle's honor without mortal risk?

Perhaps it's time I rose to the occasion and removed this thorn from my
side...  Very well, I accept...  RediWhip at 20 paces???

>Lee
>
>
>-- 
>Lee J. Groves, National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ
>Usenet:   {arizona,decvax,ncar}!noao!lgroves or  uunet!noao.edu!lgroves
>Internet: lgroves@noao.edu         SPAN/HEPNET:  draco::lgroves
>Phonenet: 602-325-9357

Ender, Sec 2 da Prez
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Dropping Pants
Organization: OFSA
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 13:30:07 -0500

picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy) fumbles:


>*FLASH*  Ah, hah! I got it!  Yippee!  I'm rich!  I'm rich!  I'll let you know
>how it turns out.
>[Dave goes into the darkroom.  30 minutes later, he comes out.  He holds up the
>picture to the light and examines it.]
>Gee, Steve, where is it?  I can't see anything here. 


Oh Maaaaaaan, the LENSCAP the LENSCAP!!!!

Steve.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: Competition: (WAS: Re: TushRater)
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 12:49:35 GMT

>Pshaw! The lady doth protest too much, methinks. She's got gorgeous
>gams , guys and gals and a teasing tush to titillate totally. I'm sure
>the other guys at the Chat will agree.
>
>Steve.

Am I gonna have to put a mouse trap in your mouth again ? You tongue
is flapping alliteratively like the proverbial flounder...

alliterativelyflappingproverbialflounder...

I LIKE it... ahhahahahahahahaha

Blade
From: Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Competition: (WAS: Re: TushRater)
Organization: OFSA
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 15:46:59 -0500

dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner) charmingly sez:
>>Pshaw! The lady doth protest too much, methinks. She's got gorgeous
>>gams , guys and gals and a teasing tush to titillate totally. I'm sure
>>the other guys at the Chat will agree.
>> Steve.
>
>Am I gonna have to put a mouse trap in your mouth again ? You tongue
>is flapping alliteratively like the proverbial flounder...
>I LIKE it... ahhahahahahahahaha


Hey, you think YOU like my flapping tongue...*pssst, the women LOVE
it!*

Tonguingly 'Teve
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S Fitzgerald)
Subject: Re: "The Dream" (was Re: Women's Nails (Long))
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 21:22:03 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.154326.1955@casbah.acns.nwu.edu> velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:
>>Just to get slightly off topic, I think that "I can't make you love
>>me" is one of the most romantic songs I've ever heard, even if it is
>>sad. Any other opinions?
>Quick!  Sing something happy!!!

Little rabbit Foo Foo
Hopping down the bunny trail,
Picking up the field mice
And bopping them on the head.

Hare today, goon tomorrow. :-)

Dat beddah? :-)
::::::::::::::::::::::
-- 
Sarek of Vulcan
a.k.a. Garrett Fitzgerald

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Subject: Re: Jamie and GRW's Bed
Reply-To: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 00:29:10 GMT

Lis pleads:

> >Erin States Matter-of-Factly:
> >	Quick Summary...  Lis is my babe.  The End.  :)  How's that?
> 
> Does this mean you are gonna still be my Bodyguard?  I really
> like having you as my Bodyguard, ya know....   :-)  
> 
> And does this mean you aren't gonna tie me up and throw me
> to these hungry male wolves out there?    I'll compromise
> with you.... You can tie me up, but only you and I can be in
> the room.... Hey, whatcha think, Erin??  I beg of you!!    

Ah, come on, boss!  You're not going to deprive us of all the fun, are you?  I
can understand the others, but me?  I mean, I've been your dutiful masseur for
months now, and when Erin ties you up you're going to make me leave?  Hmph!
 
Dave Roy
Official Masseur to the 
President of the RFA
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Wednesday, 8 Apr 1992 00:27:56 MST
From: <AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: This is very strange....

Ellen Parr laments:
>Why oh why do I have so many problems with this newsgroup...first
>I stop getting posts and then my posts don't get to the group and
>now I am getting all the posts in reverse order...It is kind of
>strange to read the replies before I see the original post!

Don't take it too hard... my guess is that connections have been kind of
loopy for the last couple of days, because I've had a lot of similar prob-
lems... and 'Chelle has reported a complaint or two.  It *is* agreeably
tres wierd to read original posts *after* the answers, but oh well, there's
no such thing as a perfect system. :-)

>Maybe I am not romantic enough, maybe it's a curse...help me
>please...please...please...I'm sinking fast...I need a cure!

No... swim. Swim! SWIM!!! We're here for ya'... there's no way you could be
cursed (cursing ain't allowed *snicker*)... don't sink!  Just bear with it...
things'll get ironed out.

Laters.
---
"We're wounded by fear, injured in doubt.     *         *  Christopher Vacano
 I can lose myself... you I can't live        **       *   Industrial Design
 without, yeah, you keep me hanging on..."   *****   **    Arizona State Univ
                                  -- U2       **********   School of Design
      AUCHV@ASUVM.INRE.ASU.EDU                   ****
ARC: F1/2PBftSotRFAaOD/MCttRFA... Rogue        ***** **    BOC-L: Way out West
BabyBro to Clare, Kristiina and Eric (t.V.)...  **  ... and of course to Guido
Xref: sparky alt.romance.chat:9949 alt.romance:7175 alt.personals:10263
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat,alt.romance,alt.personals
Subject: Re: Split-second in time...
Date: 16 Apr 92 13:53:00 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr16.135300.6956
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Apr9.160758.13611@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com> puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude) writes:
                    (some of story deleted)
>	The voice continues, "She's fine, just a little shaken up.
>She was wearing her seat belt, and it's a good thing she did. I'm
>afraid that the truck looks totalled."
>	My heart started to beat again, thundering in my chest
>and ears. My breath came back a little, but the vice was still tight
>on my throat. I squeaked out a "Thank you", and gathered my things
>to run home to you.
>
>To my wife.... "I love you!"
>
>Actual events 4/6/92
>--
>Puter		puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com		Go UofL Cardinals!

Experiences like this truly make one stop and think, realizing
how much we have to be thankful for, especially the gift of 
Life itself.... "Life is a miracle, and the right to live is a
gift.  It's wrapped in a ribbon woven with dreams, and whether
you are very young - or very old, life is filled with wonder
and surprises."    My Best Wishes and *Hugs* to you and your
wife....    

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( )
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Amherst
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 13:57:50 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

In <1992Apr14.025402.19053@uunet.uu.net> ender@uunet.uu.net writes:


> But Ender never said anything about...  SQUIRT GUNS AND WATER BALLOONS!!
> Ender draws his SuperSoaker 200(tm) [Hiya Tina!] in his right hand and
> hefts a water balloon in the other...  he opens fire on Christy with
> the SS200 and, with a devilish grin, says, "Hey Steve!  What wrinkled,
> green, and wet?"
> 
> YoDude: I dunno... wha*SPLOIT!*
> 
> Ender scampers off...


But Christy follows him and finds him hiding behind a tree polishing his
precious squirt gun.  Walking on tip toes, she sneaks up behind him, jumps on
him, wrestles for a few minutes, and then is able to drag him over to a tree
where she ties him up.  Then reaching into her trusty bag of tricks, she pulls
out a can of whip cream and sprays it all over him.

"Ha!  Hey guys, come look at this!"

Christy

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
The sinners are much more fun.
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Wednesday, 8 Apr 1992 18:03:42 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Spring break
 <92098.172430AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET> <LF.92Apr8114634@barkley.berkeley.edu>

In article <LF.92Apr8114634@barkley.berkeley.edu>, lf@barkley.berkeley.edu
(LexicographicalFiend) says:
>
>Ariel gives her version of events:
>>Let the evidence show.  It began when I was walking up some stairs, and
>>Scott said, "I'll be a gentlemen, you go first."  Adrian hesitated a bit and
>>then let me go first also, then stated..."Oh, now I know why you let her go
>>first."  They chuckled and exchanged a few comments...(YOU STARTED IT!!!)
>Lexi:
>Well, I *will* admit that it was a little difficult to repress my, er,
>excitement and, er, enthusiasm about the, er, telescope.  [AJ wipes
>beaded sweat off his brow, wondering if he's managed to bamboozle
>everyone enough to get himself off the hook. 8-)]
   No, but it was a good try. ;-)
>Ariel:
>>Although, if all you women out there saw Adrian's....*smile*....you would
>>want to *goose* him too.
>Lexi:
>Well, quite a few of them *will* get to see my NewImprovedTush[*]
>during the BeachChat.  Along, of course, with...er...most of the rest
>of me.  ;-)
   Sorry, I think a memory chip failed.  What is this about a beachchat?

>Ariel:
>>    *GRIN*  And you think THAT is what we were giggling about??!!??
>>*wicked laughter*
>Lexi:
>Well, it was either that or Michael Bolton, and *we* all know your
>preferences.  Hehehehehehehehe...
   Michael Bolton is handsome.  But I am more for the tall, handsome,
muscular (not too muscular) body, with dark hair down to his shoulders,
Hazel eyes, and a voice that would make you melt. *deep sigh* *smile*
hmmmm....I'm hunting for a man, he's....
>
Ariel
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Reply-To: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 17:34:58 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.135750.20009@nic.umass.edu>, S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu
( ) writes:
> In <1992Apr14.025402.19053@uunet.uu.net> ender@uunet.uu.net writes:
> 
> 
> > But Ender never said anything about...  SQUIRT GUNS AND WATER BALLOONS!!
> > Ender draws his SuperSoaker 200(tm) [Hiya Tina!] in his right hand and
> > hefts a water balloon in the other...  he opens fire on Christy with
> > the SS200 and, with a devilish grin, says, "Hey Steve!  What wrinkled,
> > green, and wet?"
> > 
> > YoDude: I dunno... wha*SPLOIT!*
> > 
> > Ender scampers off...
> 
> 
> But Christy follows him and finds him hiding behind a tree polishing his
> precious squirt gun.  Walking on tip toes, she sneaks up behind him, jumps on
> him, wrestles for a few minutes, and then is able to drag him over to a tree
> where she ties him up.  Then reaching into her trusty bag of tricks, she
pulls
> out a can of whip cream and sprays it all over him.
> 
> "Ha!  Hey guys, come look at this!"

Now, now.  Ender enjoys stuff like this.  We're not supposed to do things that
he enjoys.  Now if you do this:
[Dave strips Ender, then calls the Sexysecs over, cameras flashing.]
You know, of course, I get a portion of the money that Playgirl will give you
for these pictures.  :-)

Dave Roy
Official Masseur to the 
President of the RFA
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: TushRater
Date: 13 Apr 92 20:26:59 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr13.202659.15828
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Apr11.165004.21561@casbah.acns.nwu.edu> velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:
>In article <1992Apr10.194015.26907@wetware.com> diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) writes:
>>lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>>] 
>>] What should they wear?   How about as little as possible....
>>] Tight Speedos or something....   :-)~
>>
>>tight WHITE spandex, of course...
>>
>>(cf - G&R video of "You could be Mine" - check on Axl's 
>>outfit...)
>
>Yeah, but even Axl bared his butt later... (video of "Don't You Cry")
>
>And hey, did anyone else hear the story behind the cancelled Chicago show
>Friday night?  G&R were scheduled to play here, but the Cook County sheriff's
>office agreed to serve Axl a warrant for his arrest for the Missouri police
>(remember the riot a couple months ago?), so G&R just took off and flew to CA

And to top it all off, this show in Chicago was a re-scheduled
show from a Guns and Roses Concert sceduled previously that was
cancelled.  I guess there is a $100,000 warrant out for 
Axl's arrest.... Looks like he would have had the money to take
care of that business in Missouri.  Being a musician myself,
the very most important thing in show business is "The show
must go on".... In my opinion, Axl Rose has shown so very very
little capability of being reliable that it's getting to the
point he doesn't deserve to be a star....Anyone who would let
their fans down like he has over and over and over....I don't
understand how anyone could respect him for that.

Ah well....Saturday at 10:00 am the Eric Clapton tickets
went on sale.... I stopped in at 10:45 and got tickets!!
YES YES YES !!!!  Yeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!  The concert
sold out within 1 hour and a half.  (Wonderful Tonight |)  )  

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch (who loves to Rock-n-Roll)
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: please help 'Chelle...
Date: 13 Apr 92 21:47:31 GMT
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA

From article <BMnw4G.Gru@world.std.com>, by Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S Fitzgerald):
> Tell 'Chelle I sent lots of <*hugs*> :-( Do you have her home address
> for cards?
> ---------------

I'd prefer not to put her address on the net.  I'll ask tonight if
I can give it out to e-mail requests.  If anyone wants to send her
a card, send me e-mail and I'll forward the address to you (provided
that she says OK.)

Lee

-- 
Lee J. Groves, National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ
Usenet:   {arizona,decvax,ncar}!noao!lgroves or  uunet!noao.edu!lgroves
Internet: lgroves@noao.edu         SPAN/HEPNET:  draco::lgroves
Phonenet: 602-325-9357
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat