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From: an7530@anon.penet.fi
Subject: BWM - Halifax, Seeks Same
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 19:08:02 GMT

BWM seeks same, 18-24, Halifax/surrounding locals.  Should appreciate
friendship, fun, Monty Python, intense sarcasm, orange life savers, 
nature hikes, Metro Transit, anything purple, Lemmings, Fruitloops, 
smoke free living, Star Trek plot holes, progressive rock bands, 
naughty gifs, Dinosaurs, The Simpsons, gratuitous spelling mistaks (sic)
and of course silk boxer shorts.

Previous applicants need not apply :)

RM
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From: cmiy565@chpc.utexas.edu (Dean)
Subject: Re: Looking for someone?
Organization: The University of Texas System - CHPC
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 93 03:48:04 GMT

In article <1993Jan27.035157.19050@cs.su.oz.au> michaelw@cs.su.oz.au (Michael Wise) writes:
>In article <93022.183837AABNK1@ASUACAD.BITNET> <AABNK1@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
>>LOOKING FOR SOMEONE?  If you supply us with a social security
>>number, we can find them anywhere in the U.S.A.
>>
>>Inquiries to: FAXWORLD
>>              Fax: 602-265-5016
>>              email: 73040.2157@compuserve.com
>
>
>Is there anyone else who finds the existence of a service such as this
>absolutely horrifying? Put yourself in the shoes of a female friend who
>Australia Card legislation a few years ago, which would have put in place a
>centralized number for each person, against which personal information could
>be recorded. My suggestion: Boycott This Cowardly New World!
>

My SS card issued around '66 states explicitly (twice):
FOR SOCIAL SECURITY AND TAX PURPOSES ONLY-NOT FOR IDENTIFICATION

I think something has gone wrong.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker)
Subject: Re: Okay, guys, answer this one for me....
Organization:  MOOOOOOOOOON RIIIIIIIIIIVER!
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 06:52:19 GMT

sjsobol@wariat.org (Steven J. Sobol) writes:
>Kristen Kohlbecker (tyger@netcom.com) wrote:
>
>: Dammit, those hydraulic pumps are for milking the *cows*, not your crank...
>: sheesh...hafta tell these people *everything*
>
>ROFL! good one Tyger.

I can but try, sir...;)

>>>Whatcha mad at me for darlin'?
> 
>>Mad? Moi? More like mildly entertained...kinda like a cat playing with a 
>>mouse right before she bites it's head off...
>                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Hold it. I thought you didn't
>                            		 like this guy! 

Quite right...I wasn't referring to the head he thinks with...I meant the one
with his eyes in it...:)

>Steve Sobol   Head Cheerleader, APK Public Access *nix/Internet

Tyger
-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break
From: sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: What Should I do?
Date: 27 Jan 93 17:05:17 GMT
Organization: The Ohio State University


If you're not interested in this, delete now!!

In article <6553@balrog.ctron.com> lawrence@tw1.samsung.com (Gary S. St. Lawren
ce) writes:
>>
>>
>But Steve, why would I need to traipse out into the cold winter in search of
>a street corner maiden when your Mom and sister said they'd let me join their
>
Well, because, I don't have a sister or a mother.  Me and pops hafta share
yours.
-- 
"Chicks with bricks come, chicks with blocks come, chicks with bricks and 
blocks and clocks come."
Orlin.2@osu.edu                   -Dr. Seuss
From: stx2042@uoft02.utoledo.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: GM ISO GM
Date: 26 Jan 93 22:43:30 EST
Organization: University of Toledo, Computer Services

GM seeking other GM who are interested in a friendship and if things work out,
we could workout something between us. 

Looking for:1) GM
            2) age does not matter, old guys are more than welcome
            3) must be matured 
            4) not a bar hopper
            5) not the kind who likes cheap sex
            6) free from diseases(only for those in view of a relationship)
            

I you think you are eligible for most of the above criteria, drop me a line.

Dislikes: 1) Fems( a big no, no)
          2) heavy drinkers
          3) smokers
          4) guys who fuck anyone
          

Hope to hear from you with a brief description of yourself(likes,
dislikes,etc). 
I'm not the kind who looks for hunks but rather a guy who can handle a man
to man relationship/friendship. Heart matters more than beauty. 


            
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin)
Subject: Re: What Should I do?
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 19:42:31 GMT


>
>I am single, male, straight, getting into my 30's.
>
>No girlfriend, no kids, unmarried.
>
>I have my human needs for sex.
>
>What can I do?  Masturbation? Prostitution? *sigh*
>

  Intoxication???




steve
-- 
"Ye talk of me drinking, but never me thirst!"
thisfuckyouisfuckyouafuckyousubliminalfuckyoumessage
Orlin.2@osu.edu
From: dl91@ecs.soton.ac.uk (D Lewis)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Australian Help Needed
Date: 22 Jan 93 16:10:19 GMT

O.K. I know this is a strange place to post this, but it's the only
group I could think of that fitted the bill.

 I'm a fan of Cathy Godbold (Chances, er...), but can't find a contact
address of the sort we in the UK have for Rebekah Elmaloglou, Melissa
Bell, etc. I don't know if the Official Home and Away Fan Club can
help because she wasn't a regular. Any address will help, but please 
mail to this group as I am not currently on the mailer here in Soton.
(Try first: dl91@ac.uk.soton.ecs)  

Loads of thanks in advance...
From: ecoughlan@desire.wright.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Lurking women please read...
Date: 21 Jan 93 23:15:10 EST
Organization:  Wright State University 

In article <1993Jan22.012239.14514@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin) writes:
> 
> In article <1993Jan21.224330.18994@wariat.org> sjsobol@wariat.org (Steven J. So
> bol) writes:
>>ecoughlan@desire.wright.edu wrote:
>>
>>: I do believe, Mr. Orlin, that you are the one associating yourself with Sobo
> l's
>>: cheek, if you are claiming to be blowing holes in his ass.  (although it
>>: should be said that you are probably the only one the least bit impressed
>>: with your posts.....)
>    youhisle
> 
> Alright! thats enough!  whats a fucking youhisle?

It's not a "fucking youhisle."  It is just youhisle.  It is the only one of
its kind, a singularity if you will.  It is what you get when someone who
has never posted on the net before and doesn't understand the editor pushes
all her typos to the end and can't figure out how to delete them.  I am 
probably the only one, but *I* got a roar out of your paranoia....
Gleefully,
Elizabeth (who is about ready to stop picking on younguns.  1974?  Geez, I'm
getting old!)  
> 
>>
>>ROFL!
>>
>>-- 
>>Steve Sobol      sjsobol@tiny.com
>>What, it isn't OBVIOUS that these are my opinions?
>>
> -- 
> "If you love someone, set them free......If they don't come back....hunt them
>  down and kill them."
> -=sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu                 -???
From: penner@acsu.buffalo.edu (little peapod)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: me dumb bimbo..!!
Date: 26 Jan 93 16:42:20 GMT
Organization: UB

zelek@remus.rutgers.edu (Grey Wolf) writes:
>>Why thank you, Nicki...  I was hoping that someone
>>would set this "Grey Wolf" character straight.
>>Christine 

	you are more than welcome, christine, but i believe it was you who set
him straight, i just clarified what you said and agreed with you. :^)

>   How nice of you, then, to wait until someone else came along and said
>what you didn't, and then claim 'credit' for the thought.  I'm suitably
>underwhelmed.
>I'll bet you chew ice, too,
>Chris [zelek@aramis.rutgers.edu]

	as for you, what is your problem with her? are you having a bad week
or something, and are looking for someone to take your frustrations out on? 

		nicki
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: MPT@cup.portal.com (Michal P Todorovic)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Hugs For Illiterate Flamers
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 23:17:34 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

>
>               HUGS
>          R. H. Grenville
>
>Hugs are happy, healing things,
>Like a wraparound of angel wings;
>Like a mother's cradle when you're small,
>Like a lovely rose-embroidered shawl.
>
>Hugs can reach to distant places
>With loving heart and thought embraces.
>
>And in the peace that follows prayer,
>How often are we made aware
>Of the enfolding comfort of
>The everlasting arms of love?
>

OK, here's another:

Silver Boxes

My words were harsh and hasty
And they came without a thought.
Then I saw the pain and anguish
That my bitter words had brought.

Bitter words that I had spoken
Made me think back through the past;
Of how many times I'd uttered
Biting words whose pain would last.

Then I wondered of the people
I had hurt by things I'd said;
All the ones I had discouraged
When I didn't use my head.

Then I thought about my own life,
Of the painful words I've heard;
And of the times I'd been discouraged
By a sharp and cruel word.

And now clearly I remember
All the things I might have done;
But, by a word I was discouraged
And they never were begun.

Help my words be silver boxes,
Neatly wrapped up with a bow;
That I give to all so freely,
As through each day I gladly go.

Silver boxes full of treasure
Precious gifts to give in love;
That all the people I encounter
Might have a box of love.

Michael Bright


---------------------

Michal Todorovic         | The Laws of Thermodynamics, Paraphrased
Terra Nova Development   |
                         | 1. You can not get anything without
MPT@cup.portal.com       |    working for it.
                         | 2. The best you can ever hope for through
"Justice is incidental   |    working is breaking even.
 to Law and Order"       | 3. You can only break even at absolute
      J Edgar Hoover     |    zero.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an4089@anon.penet.fi
Subject: San Fran SWM ISO **F
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 20:30:50 GMT

Long-haired grungy high-tech hunk seeks sexy vixen to give him a witch's love.
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From: miller@cwis.unomaha.edu (Marnie Miller)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: wanna write hot mail to me.?
Date: 27 Jan 93 20:32:31 GMT
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha

YOU FIRST
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin)
Subject: Re: What Should I do?
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 01:32:56 GMT


In article <6543@balrog.ctron.com> lawrence@tw1.samsung.com (Gary S. St. Lawren
ce)(ASSLICKER DELUXE) tries putting these words in my mouth:
>>
>>>
>>>I am single, male, straight, getting into my 30's.
>>>
>>>No girlfriend, no kids, unmarried.
>>>
>>>I have my human needs for sex.
>>>
>>>What can I do?  Masturbation? Prostitution? *sigh*
>

Lawrence, Lawrence, Lawrence, nice try.  Once again your impotence shines
brightly through to us all.  Go home and tell your mother your a flop.
I'm sorry, look on the street corners first.


steve
-- 
Orlin.2@osu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an388@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Re: ARE ALL ANONS JERKS?????
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 21:14:02 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.223725.10851@bmerh85.bnr.ca> dperl@bnr.ca writes:
>I'm not joking this time.  Don't you think that this business with the
>anonymous service is going too far?  OK, I enjoyed the Robert & Renee soap
>opera, but then we get "MARIED DORKS", and "SWM ISO 7 SF's", and now the
>"New Service".  I mean, post it if you really want to, but why do it
>anonymously?  There should be some restrictions, or otherwise more and more
>JERKS will dare to post anything they come up with, because, what the hell,
>it's anonymous!
>
>Who invented and who controls the Anonymous Service?  Something should be done
>about it.
>
>-- 
>Dan Perl	(613)763-9411
>Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa

Strange comments, coming from somebody whose e-mail address comes
up "nobody" when you try to do a reply!  Knowing that little
oddity, the additional fact that "perl" is a programming
language, and "Dan" is a loose extract from the first name of one
of perl's authors, one has to wonder.

But, that aside, I don't see where anything has changed because of
the anon service.  There was just as much crap and flames here during the
times that there haven't been any anonymous services.  They do
serve a purpose, but like anything, there are always people who
will abuse the system, anonymous or not.

If it really bothers you, use a threading newsreader so you can
pick the threads you want to read, or use a kill file by subject
or name.

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sjsobol@wariat.org (Steven J. Sobol)
Subject: alt.personals.flame?
Organization: APK Public Access
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 03:36:14 GMT

Hey guys.

Seems to me that maybe we should create a separate newsgroup for personals-
related flames?

I have a lot of fun replying to some of the stupid stuff posted here but 
perhaps we're overdoing it a bit...

-- 
*** **  ** The Tiny Software Co.   Steve Sobol, President   sjsobol@tiny.com
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From: reidyj@storm.CS.ORST.EDU (Jay Reidy)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: wanna write hot mail to me.?
Date: 23 Jan 1993 20:17:19 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department, Oregon State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: storm.cs.orst.edu

In article <1993Jan23.163050.6028@aston.ac.uk> evansmp@uhura.aston.ac.uk (Mark Evans) writes:
>Michelle Lynn (an3860@anon.penet.fi) wrote:
>--
  Change your password Michelle.
From: infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Blowboy in SASKATOON
Date: 21 Jan 93 22:15:26 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

In article <1993Jan20.035931.14240@fuug.fi> an1822@anon.penet.fi (Morocco) writes:
>
>Hi, I'm a 24 year old guy interested in oral sex.
>I live in Saskatoon and I'm interested in meeting guys
>to give them blowjobs.  Simple as that.  If you're 
>interested let me know.

I thot u were Sheena.

OR

Izzat Sheena the SHE-male.

hm.

.
From: ecoughlan@desire.wright.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: ARE ALL MEN JERKS?????
Date: 24 Jan 93 21:17:50 EST
Organization:  Wright State University 

In article <1993Jan24.194857.26613@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin) writes:
> 
> In article <1993Jan24.105744.6761@desire.wright.edu> ecoughlan@desire.wright.ed
> u writes:
>>
>>Oh no.  We don't check the spelling and grammar on each and every post: only o
>                                                                      ^^^^^
> Don't it piss ya off when assholes like this misuse the colon?
                                               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"The colon may direct attention to an explanation or summary, an apositive,
a series, or a quotation." --Harbrace College Handbook.

Nice try, Mr. Orlin.  I suggest you try again when you know what you are
talking about.  We would probably all enjoy the eon or so of silence from your
direction that this would engender.

Elizabeth (who is getting rather bored of this particular game, but who will
           always defend herself.)
> 
>>Orlin's and only because his errors are so egregious, and because it pisses hi
> m
>>off.  :)
> 
> 
> steve
> -- 
> "Ye talk of me drinking, but never me thirst!"
> thisfuckyouisfuckyouafuckyousubliminalfuckyoumessage
> Orlin.2@osu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: wljohnso@nyx.cs.du.edu (William "Hmph!" Johnson)
Subject: Re: ARE ALL ANONS JERKS?????
Summary: Yeah, but don;t tell a soal...
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: Hiaku, Spanner, Agar
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 07:52:22 GMT

In article <C1Fr9s.8M3@wang.com> djw@wang.com (David Weinstein) writes:
>dperl@bnr.ca (Dan Perl) writes:
>
>
>>Who invented and who controls the Anonymous Service?  Something should be done
>>about it.
>
>
>What should be done about it?!?!?! Ill tell you! Bring back facism!
>Round up the perpetrators and bury them alive!
>And while we're at it lets burn the constitution!
>
Well there is nothing more democratic than a linching... ;)

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| "Gener" "Sierra" "Mohican" "Mr. Kamikazi"| But You're Still Unique!
| "Bite Me" "Deal With It" "Sentri" Johnson|      --Golden Earring
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From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu (*R*A*I*)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Uuencoded raibw
Date: 22 Jan 93 10:09:08 -0600
Followup-To: poster
Distribution: world
Organization: Memphis State University

In article <Jan.19.16.32.59.1993.19984@remus.rutgers.edu>, dgeller@remus.rutgers.edu (dgeller) writes:
> Just looked at this post, and I have to say that Rai is very nice
> looking :)
-- 
Why thank you,

Rai.
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"I love it in your room at night, you're the               R A I
only one that get's through to me, in the             Raina Weinberg
warmth of the candle light, Oh I wonder what     Memphis State University
your going to do to me. In your room, In your       Memphis,Tenn. USA
room, feels so good in you room let's lock the
world out, feels so good on when we touch nobody 
ever made me crazy like this. _The Bangles _   MCSWEINBERG@MSUVX1.MEMST.EDU
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From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu (*R*A*I*)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Wasn't for Rai
Date: 25 Jan 93 15:17:09 -0600
Reply-To: poster
Distribution: world
Organization: Memphis State University

Is this the article that appeared that was mis-interpreted to be agianst me?
Rai.

> Look you fat ugly bitch, i'll post my pic when I'm damn well ready to.
> Once again, you just can't keep that big fat mouth shut can you?
> 
> You open it up and all this boring shit, not to mention the flies and maggets
> just come pouring out.
> No body likes you.  I can't even call you a stinking whore, because you'll
> never get fucked, let alone a million times.
> 
> Are you one of those hostile people with both sex organs?
> -- 
> "Ye talk of me drinking, but never me thirst!"
> thisfuckyouisfuckyouafuckyousubliminalfuckyoumessage
> Orlin.2@osu.edu
-- 
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"There's things that you guess, And things              R A I
that you know. There's boys you can trust,           Raina Weinberg
and girls that you don't, there's little       Memphis State University
things you hide, And little things that            Memphis,Tenn. USA
you show, Sometimes you think you're gonna 
get it, But you don't and that's just the
way it goes."  _George Michael_              MCSWEINBERG@MSUVX1.MEMST.EDU
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin)
Subject: Re: go flame a..
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 23:50:12 GMT

In article <1993Jan24.234039.1073@fuug.fi> an3860@anon.penet.fi (Michelle Lynn)
 writes:
>Why don't you go falme a steak, I'll post a thank you to who ever the hell


If you share with us all how you falme a steak, I'll tell you why I don't
do it.




steve
-- 
"Ye talk of me drinking, but never me thirst!"
thisfuckyouisfuckyouafuckyousubliminalfuckyoumessage
Orlin.2@osu.edu
From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Subject: Re: hi guys..
Summary: Hee hee hee ha ha ha HO HO HO
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 22:51:21 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.080459.29919@fuug.fi> an3860@anon.penet.fi (Michelle Lynn) writes:
>Hello men...
>
>Gee my mailbox..heh..heh..is empty..can you guys fill it up but use
>your anonymity...sex is better that way till I get to know you better
>via it..
>
Shouldn't you ought to see about filling your head 'fore you fill your
mailbox? Dunno, just mebbe you would get less flamage that
way...'course if you like it as much as you like "men" then by all
means, carry on.  Yes, you use an anonymous acct and ML will put the
paperbag over her head so she doesn't scare the others in the computer
labs when she oohs and aaahs over all the silly males who are sending
their fantasies to someone who could be cross-posting them to
soc.pathetic or something, you never know, she could be smarter then
the doctors give her credit for. *shrug*

> Thanks ..hope to hear from you..
>
>Michelle Lynn
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From: infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: ARE ALL MEN JERKS?????
Date: 21 Jan 93 20:42:40 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

Gee, with a setup like that, I guess I not just
your average pic-i-nic basket, er, Nice Guy.

I prefer to refer to myself as debonair.  The term suave
reminds me of that Rico _____ guy.  I refuse to say it.

l.

a.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: mr55371@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (KittyKat)
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED D
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 02:40:16 GMT

petitc@nuge105.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:

> It's not just safe.  Maybe this sounds antiquated, but it's also a matter
>of decency and honor (open marriages notwithstanding).  If two people have made
>a commitment to each other, then, if you're displeased with the person you
>have committed to, break the commitment.  More often than not (I'd think) it's
>easier on everyone involved, than it is to sneak around with someone you like
>more.

I would have to agree with this.  The thing is, the people responsible for
the commitment are the ones that made it...not some third party.  We can't
be expected to be the morality cops for everyone we know.  

KittyKat