Newsgroups: bit.listserv.hellas
Date:         Sun, 10 Jan 1993 22:56:43 EST
Reply-To:     Kostas Orginos <ST403364@BROWNVM.BITNET>
From:         Kostas Orginos <ST403364@BROWNVM.BITNET>
Subject:      Porky's 3.5.1

 Egw eimai to perifhmo kai xiliotragoudismeno melos ths HELLAS, to ORGIO.
Katagomai apo to Bouvi ( B opws Mpanana ) ths Androu tou 3akoustou kai
omorfoterou nhsiou tou Aigaiou.Exw thn atuxia na sungatoikw me ta alla
duo perifhma melh ths HELLAS ton ATHANASSSI ton Froutofafa ( Koinws Froufrou h
Roulis ) gnwsto st'arxidisth "episthmona" tou Cog. Sci., ton Leo ton Arbanitakh
( Arbanith kane filo piase ki ena komati 3ulo (pou lene kai sto xwrio mou)
Auton me ta palsitka koubadakia pou paizei se la0os paralies)
kai ton Mpouli (auton me ton screen saver. Prosoxh paidia me ton Mpoulh giati
den asteieuetai,kafe zwnh sto karate kai Zwon...)
 Exw loipon upoxrewsh ki egw na dwsw plhrh anafora gia ta sumbanta ston
Porky 3.5.1.  Organw0hke apo thn topikh HELLAS (melh ths opoias amfhzbhtoun
thn lhstarxeia ths HELLAS kai apeiloun me diagrafh (!) ton arxilhstarxo
SLIOLIS h SGL h Piph) me apoluth epituxia.
 Bebaiws twra pou to skeutomai ti na pw; Den exw na pros0esw polla me kalupsan
oi sunadelfoi. Mono se merika shmeia 0a diafwnisw (kai 0a pros0esw liga,poly
liga parapanw):

a. Pws kyrie FrouFrou auto apokaluse arxi-chef; Epidh alatopiperwses ton Xoiro
  kai ton ebales sto fourno,gia na ta parathseis ola su3hla na pas sto grafeio
  gia na xazepseis Babes,(se .gif! Na pw oti htan alh0eines na pw paei sto dia-
  olo) mas auto apokaluse kai arxi-chef. 0a sou lega twra ti arxi-.... eisai
  alla edw den einai alt-sex kai 0a eprepe na paw se allh paralia.

b. Kathgoroume oti den trww leei to nosthmotato 3eropsimeno loipos toso apo
  ta Kentaky oso kai apo ton Porky. Na blepate pws kanoun oi agaphtoi
  sungatoikoi
  gia ola ta cholesterol-full edaismata oute eseis 0a trwgate. Prokumenou na
  pa0oun tipota ta paidia kai meta na psaxnw gia sugatoikous kanw thn 0usia
  kai tous dinw na fane ki auta ta kahmena. Dioti den pane gia xorta ta lipoi
  kai oi alles "luxousies",opws anaferei o Mpampakos. Ginetai pragmatikh maxh
  gia to pios 0a mou tis apospasei,polles fores kai mesa apo to stoma mou
  (pou leei o logos)

c. H epilogh ths mousikhs me brhskei ka0eta diafwnounta. Mou balane kati
  perierga tou tupou MAKEDONIA IS GRIK kati KAMPRIOLE kai alla sunafh. Egw
  ekana oti mporousa gia n'akousoume to neoafhx0en CD (na 'sai kala Gwrgakh)
  na kalh nhsiwtikh mousikh opws : "Opa Opa s'agapw ma den sou to'pa"
  "Ntari Ntari sto Gialo petoun oi glaroi" Dhmotiko einai to steno ki
  opote 0elw 0a pernw", "0eomhnia mou'xei ferei h dikia sou gnwrimia",
  Kai alla tetoia na siaxtoume bre aderfe!!!!

d. To krasi kalo htan alla an htan BOUNIWTIKO 0a htan akoma kalutero.!!!!
  Geia sou re Andro A0anath.

e. O Kurios Froufrou,me skopo na arpa3ei oso to dunaton perissotero Xoiro,
  pws nomizetai oti prospa0ouse na mas apospasei thn prosoxh: Mas e3hgouse
  thn au3omeiwsh tou ari0mou twn neurwnwn ston an0rwpino egefalo.....!!!
  Xa....... Kai nomizei oti ta kataferai!!! Xa Xa Xa .....

f. Einai alh0eia oti enefanistei kai h Sophy. Murise Porky ki etre3e...
  Ma kala bre Niko den thn taizeis thn kakomoira!. Atuxws omws gi'authn
  eftase pros to telos. Ystera apo Mpampako FrouFrou Mpoulh kai ORGIO den
  uparxoun kai polla apomhnaria. Kai auta ta liga apofagia den ths ta dwsame
  Se konzam Sophy apofagia 0a dwsoume!

 Auta ta oliga loipon apo ton PORKY 3.5.1. Se ligo kairo PORKY's 3.5.2 en
Providence. Osoi Pistoi prosel0etai!

 Kalhnuxta, Kalh Xronia, Kalo Pasxa kai Kala Xrisougena.

Kostas ap'to Bni ( B opws Mpanana)

YG. Se genikes grammes o Porky's htan apsogos kai 0a htan atopima an kleinwntas
   den euxarhstousa 0erma tous sundiorganotes tou kai olous osous parabre0hkan
   ka0ws episeis kai thn guest star Sophy.