HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BUSH
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 02:30:31 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <1992Jul23.135904.4944@fia.dmg.ml.com>

i think if we remember that, basically, you-all politicos are just
warts on the Cunt of society, we'd all be OK.

mind you, there *is* room for argument.

unfortunately, this is the wrong news group for this "activity",

so Fuck Off.

you have the creative ability of a long-dead roadkill, and the vision
of an extra in a Kung Fu movie.

you are to be detested and abhorred.

and i say this with 10 pints and a coupla whiskies, with no help
whatsoever from  '

well, you know.
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| lord snooty @the giant | how DARE they cancel Dennis Miller?             |
| poisoned electric head |                               andrew palfreyman |
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From: jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry Jewell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Bad morning
Date: 29 Jul 92 10:14:06 GMT
Distribution: usa


As I huddled next to the tree, with the morning mits drifting around me,
I heard, for want I hoped was the last time, the quavering wail of what
had one been my best friend.
   "They're eating me!!!"
   I knew I wouldn't be in the mood for breakfast.


































































































































































































































































    maybe lunch would be better

-- 
#Larry W. Jewell (ex-USN) jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu                         # 
#"Sunday's horoscope is noteworthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly#
#unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." #
#--"Your Horoscope," L.A. Evening Herald Express, Saturday, Dec. 6, 1941.   #
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:22764 alt.politics.bush:10 alt.politics.clinton:223
From: busuioc@acsu.buffalo.edu (Anca I. Busuioc)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: homo (was:Re: BUSH; don't ask me _why_ it was Re: Bush...)
Date: 22 Jul 92 14:10:04 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: UB

In article <28dmd!g.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane) writes:
>
>	Clinton is a homo.
>
	sure.  so are you.  actually, we're all homo.  
	genus "homo", species "sapiens."

	what's the big deal about that?

	anca
	innocent abroad
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton,misc.test,alt.t
From: dhiggs@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Unrecoverable Application Error)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Another school running out of money!  Thanks George!
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 00:52:50 GMT

+In article <1992Jul23.174719.18066@cs.tulane.edu>, hernande@cs.tulane.edu (Oli
ver Hernandez) writes:
+|>    Ok, then.  Why don't we just go into the into the all the underdeveloped
+|>neighborhoods and housing projects and KILL all the babies there less than a
+|>year old?  They'll never amount to anything anyway, so why not KILL them too

Didn't Herod "the Great" try this in a place called Judea nearly 2000 yrs ago?
-- 
D.K.Higgs  DATA+@osu.edu a.k.a dhiggs@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu  _____   __o
Ohio State University Libraries, Acquisitions Department       -----    -\<,
Continuation Acquisition Division                              ----- ( )/ ( )
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Re: Good ways to die
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 07:32:30 GMT

To plunge incontinently to the bottom of the sea while using a
submersible to investigate the haunts of the coelacanth off the coast of
the Republique Islamique des Comores.
From: tslater@nmsu.edu (Ted Slater)
Subject: Re: CHEESIEST MOMENT IN TV HISTORY
Organization: Computing Research Lab
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 00:10:27 GMT

>>>>> On Mon, 27 Jul 1992 14:01:20 GMT, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) said:


Rob> Well, wacthing the olympics last night (I personally perferred Henrietta the
Rob> Hungarian to Starcap'n Ra's diver, but....) and I was tortured with the 
Rob> cheesiest moment in tv history.

Rob> A music video, specially produced for the Olympic telecasts. Sounds bad, doesnt
Rob> it?

Rob> It gets worse:
Rob> The song is Eric Clapton's "Wondeful Tonight" and it interpsersez pictures of
Rob> Eric with pictures of the us girls gymnastics team.

Rob> And they even left in the last verse "as i turn out the lights/ I say, Yes,
Rob> you are wonderful tonight".....

Rob> Gosh, Eric, so which of these 15 yr old girls did you take home tonight?
Rob> On network tv, even. What is this world coming to??

Rob> so who was YOUR favorite female gymnast, o pedophiles of the .net?

gotta be Henrietta from Hungary.
--
     		    I got a full-on robot chubby!
			      - Evil Ted

Ted Slater	Internet:	tslater@nmsu.edu
N6QXA		America Online:	TedSlater (tedslater@aol.com)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: What Pisses Me Off
Originator: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu
Keywords: stupid naming conventions
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 92 17:53:45 GMT


  One Line Bios have started to die down, and there havent been many good
  SSCs in a while, so I thought we needed a new SSL to use to drown out
  the noise of the Democans and Republicrats.  Thus, I offer:

       "What Pisses Me Off"

  As this is a topic that many people in this group are already familiar with,
  it should be an easy thing to do.  I'll start the ball rolling with this.


  I hate when people name their kids something that goes with their last name
  to make some stupid cutesy little expression.  For example, I once knew
  a woman named "Noel Blanco" (white Christmas).  When my next door neighbors
  the Snaps had a daughter, my father kept trying to talk them into naming 
  her Ginger.  So I killed him.

  John

-- 

O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-o
   Fish die only to be funny!
O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-O-*-o
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: AI in 2025
Date: 29 Jul 92 00:48:51 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@ai.gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.


Now playing in comp.ai:  What will AI be used for in the year 2025?

My prediction: AI systems will be used to scan cable channels,
must faster than humans can, to find the really good music videos.

-Tom
icily brilliant vision
From: gj@comlab.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Penultimate Mohican
Date: 31 Jul 92 08:33:01 GMT
Organization: The Universal Brotherhood of the Extra Mile and the Unturned Stone
X-Current-CD: Kurtz vor acht, Ulla Meinecke

I am I.  Think therefore.  An accountant is judged by the company that 
keeps him.  Once upon a time they lived happily.  Ever after, not.  In
time you will get happier.  Life often gets better all by itself.

He who laughs at the funeral will probably not be invited to the wake.
Laughter does not seem to be a sin, but it does lead to sin.  Brush up
on the Bible and fight truth decay.  You walrus hurt the one you love.
A jug that has been mended lasts two hundred years. 

I already know what I think; stop trying to confuse me with facts.  Do
not strain after a gnat or attempt to disable it in flight.  Better by
far is to allow it to settle on a wall or windowpane, and to place the
forefinger over it and press well home, as with an ordinary front-door
bellpush.  There will be no answer.

Pompey was destroyed by saliva overflowing from the Vatican.  There is
something about monkeys which makes me glad to be related to them.  An
arc welder, such as Noah might have used had there been a lack of wood
and he be driven to use steel.  Stone dead has no fellow.            /
                                                                    /
This sentence left as an exercise to the reader.                   / g
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: on RICHH
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 05:00:40 GMT


i had the oddest dream the other night.

in it, i discovered that, with dominus's help, rich had,
through an intricate web of bluffs, double bluffs, and
outright deceit, succeeded in providing half of the people
on t.b with conclusive evidence that Karen and Maria were real
and his stories were almost literal truth, while providing the
*other* half of the people on t.b with conclusive evidence
that Karen and Maria were totally fictitious and his stories
were entirely fabrications.

the key to this deception lay in the fact that, while there
may not have been a Karen and a Maria, there *were* a Laverne
and a Shirley.


M.
unfortunately i woke up before i found out whether rich's
real name was lenny or squiggy.
From: jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry Jewell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: You poor dears (pt. 4?)
Date: 30 Jul 92 02:41:34 GMT
Organization: Purdue University

I got ANOTHER letter from an outraged reader of talk.bizarre.

PUT ME IN YOUR KILL FILE.

You're not going to like what I post, and I don't care if you follow up
on it or not, since you are EXACTLY as important to me as a plantar wart
on a Chinese coolie's foot.

If there was one person worth corresponding with in this group, it would
be different, but I haven't seen such after six months of monitoring
this cesspool.

Now, shoo!  Go play with yourselves.
-- 
#Larry W. Jewell (ex-USN) jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu                         # 
#"Sunday's horoscope is noteworthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly#
#unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." #
#--"Your Horoscope," L.A. Evening Herald Express, Saturday, Dec. 6, 1941.   #
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.smouldering.dog.zone
From: petrov@tfs.com (George Petrov)
Subject: Re: <   >
Organization: TRW Financial Systems
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 15:13:44 GMT

In article <1992Jul26.221932.28056@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>
>"Excuse me"
>
>"yes?"
>
>"This is my car, I just painted it and you just chipped it with your
>door"
>
>"You shouldn't park your car on my porch"
>
>"I wanted to keep it out of the sun, the hot desert sun that steals the
>life out of paint, causing it to fade, crack, and eventually peel"
>
>"Could I perhaps go for a spin in that shiny red car, flawless except
>for a chip above the front passenger wheel well"
>
>"Well . . . all right . . . but you can't wear your seat belt"
>
>"A deal"
>
>--
>
>	\\\\\sean/////




People who live in hot climates ought not be painting their cars.
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ucla.rumor
Subject: Just when you thought it was safe
Date: 31 Jul 92 00:04:42 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test,talk.bizarre,ucla.rumor,alt.newbie
Organization: Buffy, the vampire slayer



How to have fun even when thousand's of miles away from LA

                      by


                 JIM SMALL



telnet laguna.pic.ucla.edu 25
helo pic.nazi.scum
mail from:<nazi.pig.oink.oink.oink>
rcpt to:< (insert hapless wit here) [or even a witless hap]>
data
Hello, you have been selected for termination.
Have a nice day.
.
quit


<yawn>  that was too easy
-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex.carasso
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: New t.b contest: YOU PICK CARASSO'S NEXT ALIAS
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 18:55:48 GMT

How 'bout Robert D. Crapper, grandson of the inventor of the toilet.

Apropos.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I LOVE BUSH!!!
Date: 22 Jul 92 15:10:20 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.politics.clinton,alt.fan.gooley
Organization: Naval Postgraduate School, Monterey CA

Bob "Bobby" Crane writes:

>		  Bush/Quayle '92!!!
>		  Bush/Quayle '92!!!
>		  Bush/Quayle '92!!!
>		  Bush/Quayle '92!!!
>		  Bush/Quayle '92!!!
>		  Bush/Quayle '92!!!
>Bush/Quayle '92!!!Bush/Quayle '92!!!Bush/Quayle '92!!!
>Bush/Quayle '92!!!Bush/Quayle '92!!!Bush/Quayle '92!!!
>		  Bush/Quayle '92!!!

C'mon Bob, get your symbols straight
                              
  Bush/Quayle '92      Bush/Quayle '92!!!'92!!!Bush/Quayle '92!!!
  Bush/Quayle '92      Bush/Quayle '92!!!'92!!!Bush/Quayle '92!!!
  Bush/Quayle '92      Bush/Quayle '92!!!'92!!!Bush/Quayle '92!!!
  Bush/Quayle '92      Bush/Quayle '92!!!'92!!!Bush/Quayle '92!!!
  Bush/Quayle '92      Bush/Quayle '92!!!'92!!!Bush/Quayle '92!!!
  Bush/Quayle '92      Bush/Quayle '92!!!'92!!!Bush/Quayle '92!!!
  Bush/Quayle '92      Bush/Quayle '92!!!
  Bush/Quayle '92      Bush/Quayle '92!!!
  Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92
  Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92
  Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92
  Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92
  Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92
  Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92
  Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92
  Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92!Bush/Quayle '92
                       Bush/Quayle '92!!!      Bush/Quayle '92!!!
                       Bush/Quayle '92!!!      Bush/Quayle '92!!!
  Bush/Quayle '92!!!!!!Bush/Quayle '92!!!      Bush/Quayle '92!!!
  Bush/Quayle '92!!!!!!Bush/Quayle '92!!!      Bush/Quayle '92!!!
  Bush/Quayle '92!!!!!!Bush/Quayle '92!!!      Bush/Quayle '92!!!
  Bush/Quayle '92!!!!!!Bush/Quayle '92!!!      Bush/Quayle '92!!!
  Bush/Quayle '92!!!!!!Bush/Quayle '92!!!      Bush/Quayle '92!!!
  Bush/Quayle '92!!!!!!Bush/Quayle '92!!!      Bush/Quayle '92!!!

rp -- this was harder to do than it looks.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Homophobia
Organization: University of Canberra
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 05:49:38 GMT

paterbay@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu writes:

>> anal computer weenies 
>
>Either that's a phrase with possibilities or I'm far beyond needing sex.
>

Try annul anal anomalies anonymously

        or

Are anopheles mosquitoes with big a'holes or is it just that mossies have 
hurtful and unnatural sex with the pores in your skin?

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: System Administrator Nightmare
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 15:02:04 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Past Student of Joan Livingston") writes:
>     I just got mail from the amateur people who administer one of the
> Linguistics Department machines.  She's complaining that the root
> filesystem is nearly full and wants to know if she can free up some
> space by throwing away a big file.  The big file she wants to throw away
> is the disk image of the operating system.

Yup... It really happens.  "But that vmunix file was taking up so much space,
and nobody knew what it was for..."

One of the hazards of having a job involving computers is that my parents
keep phoning me up with technical support questions.  It's getting to the
stage where I'm almost tempted to buy them a Mac just so I'll never hear from
them again.


mathew
-- 
Ceci | n'est pas une pipe.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Arcane Knowledge)
Subject: Re: one line bio
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 20:32:18 GMT

In article <1992Jul21.224743.1@msscc.med.utah.edu> finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (THAT'S_MR._WONDERFUL_TO_YOU) writes:
*In article <7866@dirac.physics.purdue.edu>, sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
*> Please don't try to play musical one-upsmanship around
*> here.  You will lose.  Trust me.
*
*	sho, you will all lose.
*
*	trust me, i'm from *seattle*.

Oh, BFD.  Wow, you come from the same city Nirvana and Pearl Jam come from.
That must make you a music god, there's no way we can compete with you.  Stand
back everyone!

Here's a hint: we don't care.  Hey, I'm from Mwaukee, the city that spawned
such greats as the Violent Femmes, BoDeans and Spanic Boys, but you don't
see me dancing a jig like some dick-size war fool.

There's a reason Sho said not to bother.  We've been through this before.
He knows what will result.  LISTEN TO HIM.


Mark "I'm from Missouri" Lippert
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23759 alt.drugs:13673
From: jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry Jewell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.drugs
Subject: Re: Smoking toads
Date: 29 Jul 92 00:51:41 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Purdue University

In article <1992Jul29.001411.23032@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> tlod_ss@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Thede "Bo" Loder) writes:
>I'm not sure how long the resulting trip
>was supposed to last.  

Seven years so far, assuming this is still 1978.











































































































































































































































































































See? No ^L's.
-- 
#Larry W. Jewell (ex-USN) jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu                         # 
#"Sunday's horoscope is noteworthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly#
#unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." #
#--"Your Horoscope," L.A. Evening Herald Express, Saturday, Dec. 6, 1941.   #
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23220 alt.slack:2158
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.slack
Subject: Re: I LOVE BUSH!!!
Date: 24 Jul 92 16:28:43 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Peter Quince writes:

>Yes, I have been trying to figure out if the Bush/Quayle cross is a stunning 
>and elegant piece of artistic irony.  I could see a canvas version of this hanging 
>in a gallery...  

Bzzzzzzzt! Not "in a gallery", "IN BED!"

Anyway, send me $20 and I will make you one.

rp -- or you could have the Secret Service kill me.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.british,alt.sex,alt.flame
From: jfrankli@nyx.cs.du.edu (Jim Franklin])
Subject: Re: SEX
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 16:50:24 GMT

In article <Bs225t.LI5@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve "edified" Franklin) writes:
>
>their practices. It is NOT irrational to be disgusted by the concept of two
>(wo)men having sex. Although one should tolerate and leave alone such men and
                                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
From the same guy who flamed Elf's stories claiming that society has the
right and obligation to control what all them Godless perverts do and read
behind closed doors. Gee, Stevie, you runnin for president or what ?  :)

But really Steve, no need to get all defensive. We know that you don't
want nuthin up the old poop-chute except poop, all according to God's
Great Plan. And that warm tingly feeling you get in your toes when you
take a big dump does NOT mean that you are a latent homo.

So just relax, take a deep breath, and have mommy crush up a few tylenols
in your strained peas tonight, and everything will be OK.  Really.

jim



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@kepler.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: one line bio
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: University of New Hampshire, Durham NH
	<1992Jul22.034147.10726@encore.com>
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 05:34:56 GMT
Comments: Does the lateral coital position mean having a bit on the side?


"Kevin" == Kevin Schnitzius <kschnitz@encore.com> writes:

Kevin> alias a alias

Kevin> a m mail

Kevin> a mroe more
Kevin> a moer more
Kevin> a meor more
Kevin> a mreo more
Kevin> a mero more

Kevin> a mkae make
Kevin> a mkea make
Kevin> a maek make
Kevin> a meak make
Kevin> a meka make

Kevin> Laziness as art.  But, you should see me use someone else's account.
Kevin> --
Kevin> kschnitzius@encore.com

and to think that this guy flamed me for being lame... 

and (gasp!!!) to think that (eeck!) i started a fan club of for him!... 

at least he can post without fear, though... i wish i had that in me.

--
oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824 
the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Subject: Re: My day
Organization: Computing Something Division
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 22:24:16 GMT

In article <1992Jul29.150124.7893@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>
>What has happened to all my time?  I mean, where does it go?

probly the same place as your boyish figure.

-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sej5g@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Susan Elizabeth Juroff)
Subject: Re: Spontaneous Bifucation
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 01:09:14 GMT

>...was folding 
> in on itself to form an isolated bubble.  This bubble contains pure 
> boredom (like most of Usenet), yet it remains lodged within the sphere 
> of bizarrness.  Fortunately, the rest of us can still see each other 
> if we lean a bit, and we can shout to one another around the bubble.  
> The question is:  will the bubble shrink or grow? At first, I believed it would shrink of its own accord, as the parties 
> responsible for maintaining it grow bored with each other and slip 
> away, one at a time...
> > But I was foolishly overlooking something important.  This bubble is
> responsible for roughly 50% of the articles posted to t.b, and that
> is what outside world sees when it looks in.  Because of this, the 
> bubble has begun recruiting new boring people.  The bubble is *growing*.


--->Gotta lay off that "Barbarella", man...it'll kill you in a
day.


-->sej5g
--
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Seen in HUB Mall
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 19:54:17 GMT

At the University today I saw a display set up.  On one side it said, "Alberta
Society for Injured Birds of Prey."  On the other it said, "Strathcona Raptor
Shelter."

I didn't stop to find out details, but they had all sorts of posters with birds
of prey on them.  I should have asked how much the posters were.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey, Page of Newts)
Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
"Don't you point that raygun at me--I might just explode..."  Thomas Dolby
Current Album--The Jesus & Mary Chain:Honey's Dead
Current Read--M.J. Engh:Wheel of The Winds
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Top tips
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 03:44:02 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Jul21.175022.49375@ccvax.ucd.ie> tskelly@ccvax.ucd.ie writes:
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>Fed up with life? Nothing to capture your imagination any more?
>While away the hours by inventing useful and handy but altogether humorous top 
>tips and posting them to talk.bizarre.

Or do confessions on the street corner in Belfast.




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Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
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