From: panlilio@acs.ucalgary.ca (Victor P. Panlilio)
Subject: Re: A wittle survey...jus' a wittle wone...
Summary: Let Honest People Lie
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 05:31:47 GMT
Distribution: soc.penpals
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta
Keywords: Life...Just for the Heck of It!

In article <57015@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> look@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (ken loo) writes:
KL>>what ever, I dont have much desire to continue this.

(Victor homes in for the kill.......)

KL>>me calling myself Kendra, Kennilyn...what ever, has nothing to
KL>>do with wanting attention.  I know what levity means....
KL>>then, maybe I dont.....

My point exactly. If you didn't want "attention," why bother
calling yourself something other than your real name? Unless this
was an experiment to test the response of the net to those who
switch NetGenders - which causes needless confusion in this
already screwed-up mess of a world we live in and makes it hard
to sort out the biological males from females.....

(Victor looks down to check....)

Yeah, I have the right equipment.....

>>etc.   Yeh, yeh, my underwear needs to be changed because i
>>spend all my time in front of the terminal...so I can neither

You could try Always(tm) pantyliners..... *snicker*

>One last thing before I drop the subject.  They have always 
>taught me that insulting, and laughing at the other 
>guy in a debate, or discussion...what ever you might want
>to call it, does not constitute a good arguement.  Hum,

Don't take it personally, I like to poke fun at bizarre net
behaviour (such as switching NetGenders) wherever I find it
and the mood strikes me (which is when I'm doing laundry)

Hmmm...gotta put in a second load....nope...more bleach....

(Whistling while transferring clothes from washer to dryer)

>then I quess I was just too serious.

NOW you get the picture. As I said, life's too short to take
anything too seriously for too long. I mean, I could've died of
cancer in 1987, when I was only 25, you know? (No, you don't)

>I had no intention of insulting or stepping on others'
>believes, all I said was that honest people lie also
>for one reason or another.

Yeah, well, I believes that I spend too much time lying...
	      ^^^^^^^^
	deliberate misspelling

in bed, that is. Time to get up and do some more laundry.

>Well, I will just take it that you wanted to have some
>fun Mr. Panlilio.  

Mighty formal all of a sudden, aren't we, Ken(ilyn)? Awww, did I
hurt your feelings?  :(

I just wanted to have some FUN because somebody changed their
name and then assumed that honest people are pathologically
inclined to lie and that it was beyond their control.

On that latter point, agreed. Henceforth, I declare:

I, Honest Mischievous Victor, will endeavour to lie less...
Well, at least, less on the floor and more on the couch...

Or maybe the bed.....

If I can find it under all this @#$!*&^@ laundry.......

(Victor switches to non-humorous mode)

Okay, Ken! The jig's up. I won't poke any more fun if you learn
to be a little LESS serious around here.

Best regards, li'l brother! I mean it, really.

(Note to one of my E-mailpals: How's that, Sarah? Happy now?)

Case closed, ladies and gentlemen...

What's next on the agenda?

"Net.People vs. WashingMachineFromHell...."

:) :) :) :) :) :)

Me, just ME,

Mischievous (LyingOnTheBedAndSometimesTheFloor) Victor