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From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Birthright Party '92 feeler
X-Xxdate: Tue, 8 Sep 92 19: 17:21 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
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Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 18:10:33 GMT

In article <pjla22g@fido.asd.sgi.com> Birthright '92 Presidential candidate
C.J. Silverio, cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com writes:
>5. Make nude male jello wrestling a mandatory manhood ritual.

... and just how *do* you tell a boy jello from a girl jello?  



Oh,I know.  Look at their gelatinals.   


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Grafix 'R Us    
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 14:03:16 GMT

In <mwalker.PRV_QM_ENG-100992152814@mwalker1.npd.provo.novell.com.> mwalker.PRV_QM_ENG@wc_smtp_knet.wc.novell.com (Mel Walker) writes:

>>>>Beautiful.  Just beautiful.
>>>But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>>Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>I disagree completely, except for those parts dealing with cougars.
The cost of cat food is rising rapidly these days.

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: RICHH:  SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 18:13:45 GMT


In article <79348@ut-emx.uucp>, zeus@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu writes:
>But then again, who wants to date women who don't shave, wear tie-dyed
>shirts with no bra, and only eat granola and tofu?

I do.  Next, please.
--scott

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:30224 rec.arts.startrek.current:13118
From: dlee@usc.edu (ROGER DAVID CARASSO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: MORE STAR TREK PRANKS
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,misc.jobs.offered,rec.arts.startrek.current
Date: 15 Sep 1992 09:22:27 -0700
Organization: ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu


o Misquote Shakespeare to Captain Picard.

o Teach Data incorrect idioms: "You can't lead a cow to pizza."


Anymore???

.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Subject: yet another dream (addendum)
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 00:45:54 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex


the other thing about that dream that annoys me 
is that the six-year-old reminds me of me.


chaos

just don't ask what i tripped over 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: WANTED: Computer Trivia
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 14:30:04 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.144853.202763@uctvax.uct.ac.za> rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
>In article <Bu84y4.JJo@news.larc.nasa.gov>, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>> In article <1992Sep6.204926.9308@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00ajtemplin@bsu-ucs.uucp writes:
>>>In article <1992Sep4.064241.7208@uwm.edu>, anthony@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Anthony J Stieber) writes:
>>>> (I have four 8 inch Wangs).
>>>
>>>Braggart.
>> 
>> I don't have any, but my girlfriend has a 14 inch Wang, and she lets me
>> use it sometimes.
>
>I'd be guessing, but maybe the sheer orgasmic pleasure involved in a 14" wang
>beats all shit out of wanging 4 8-inchers?

Yes, admittedly while the 14-incher does have more capacity, there is better
redundancy with four 8-inchers.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Look MA
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 16:54:13 GMT

In article <6214@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:

> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.mil (LCDR Rob Dobson) writes:

>>when do i get the sea pussy?

>LCDR Dobson,
>    I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but there is no such thing as
>"sea pussy". However, I was able to trap a sea bat out on Monterey Bay
>(no small feat I assure you). I have it in a box on my porch and you can
>come over and have a look at it anytime.

You forgot to tell him to bring a sea anchor, and make sure there's no
hole in it....


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"When we talk...7% of communication is conveyed by meaning of words, 38% from
intonation, 55%...takes the form of visual cues." John Walsh, Compression Labs
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Subject: talking autobiography blues
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 08:28:46 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex


She:	there's nothing like talking to a psychiatrist 
	to make you want to finish your autobiography.

He:	in what sense do you mean, "finish?"

She:	ah.  write down and update, my dear.
	the other meaning is valid BEFORE you find 
	the doctor.


chaos

shrink fodder 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Subject: Safe havens
Reply-To: operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 20:03:40 GMT

No matter what happens to me, be it utterly horrible, or
extremely embarrassing, I can always forget my troubles while asleep
or in the shower. These are my two safe havens.

That is why I hate movies like Nightmare on Elm Street and Psycho.
It seems as if the criminals in these purposefully invade the
places sacred to me. They should be banned! Children live in fear.

JW
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: word jazz
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 92 22:23:00 GMT

mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:

>everybody gets to choose who their spiritual leadre is.
>
>mine, i think, is lord buckley
>
>BoB]
>teCh
>or should be.  goodnight.

Yes bOb me lord unbuckle your belt before retiring cause your ghost, if not 
heavy(and he ain't my brother either) is certainly proofed against X-rays. 
Thats super eh man?

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: The Moral of The Story
X-Xxdate: Thu, 10 Sep 92 13: 33:28 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 12:26:38 GMT

In article <1992Sep10.023556.18436@news.Hawaii.Edu> Michael Rigler,
rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu continues his worthwhile endeavor to do the good
work of t.b and writes:
>Though endowed only with the blunted canines of an herbivore, I think
>I should quite like to gnaw away at the delicate skin of your neck until 
>your jugular jets forth its vital splash of crimson.  

That's one of the most beautiful sentences I've ever seen from this froup. 
Really.  I like the "quite"...quite.

So much so that I feel obligated to issue a CATCHPHRASE ALERT.  Consider it
done.


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Grafix 'R Us                                                  *Silverio in '92*
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research    
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: Limerick--please continue--was(Re: Haiku?)
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 02:32:43 GMT

In article <78xn29-.richh@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>In article <tUhFr*y50@prolix.apana.org.au> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
>>                     RICHH: bleed baby bleed 
>
>There once was an Aussie named Dac,
>Self-abusing, Onanist smack,
   On a fantasy lark,
   He buggered a shark,
That bit him and buggered him back.

				--Blair
				  "And he liked it;
				   especially the
				   bleeding part."
From: biggles@next02wor.wam.umd.edu (David "Dave" Smolar)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 18-line brushing confession
Keywords: monkey, turkey, stunkey
Date: 9 Sep 92 16:26:01 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park

John J. Allison writes
> Whenever I brush my teeth, I brush them twice.
> My mouth just doesn't feel clean if I only brush
> them once. I brush both my top and bottom teeth
> and my gums each time. However, the first time I
> place a priority on getting the toothpaste on my
> top teeth and gums, and the second time the priority
> is on the bottom. I also occassionally brush my
> tongue. It really is a cursory brushing, because
> it makes me gag. The only reason I do it all is
> because once when I was waiting at the dentist's
> office, I saw a Peanuts cartoon. Snoopy and Charlie
> Brown were brushing their teeth. Snoopy was using
> Lucy's toothbrush. Charlie Brown was reading aloud
> from some book about how to brush properly, and it
> said that you should also brush your tongue. So
> Snoopy did, and in graphic detail. Then Lucy walked
> in, and you can imagine the commotion that occurred
> next!
> 
> -- 
> , jja


	What happened?


			--dave.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: AQAAAAUUUUUGHGHGH!!!!!!
Followup-To: rec.sports.volleyball,misc.test 
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 20:57:48 GMT

In article <00960691.E66B1380@Msu.oscs.montana.edu> uphrrmk@Msu.oscs.montana.edu (DEATH) writes:
>I'm stuck in Montana, and I can't get out!!!!
>  (Well, I suppose I could if I was really determined, and the mountains are
>quite beautiful, really...)  This has nothing to do with ducks, I suppose, but 
>I have to start somewhere.  I'm death, and I'm grumpy.  Boo.
>

Dear Mr. Death,
We received your article and are sorry to have to inform you
that due to a glandular condition on your part, as gleaned from 
the records, you may sleep with the laardvark and institute a
thorough negation of your own colonic tract but regardless of 
efforts undertaken, you remain a spatula.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak)
Subject: Encore du feu de greg
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 11:06:42 GMT

In article <1992Sep7.054437.6561@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:

}We Have Membership Cards.

}and HOW, i bet you're asking, can I get one?

}send me your US Mail address and the following information:
              ^^
              ||

              HUH?     Watch it, boy. You don't want to be too
_exclusive_, now, do you?  Un mot aux sages suffit.


l'homme des reponses
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak)
Subject: Re: Rictus Cardinal Hep
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 16:13:17 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.063959.8305@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
}
}"Dominus Fucking Patris."

}mjd will be pleased.  maybe.

Depends a bit on what Patris looks like, doesn't it?





--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

        "greg came here for doughnuts and the zoo. "
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: Shameless birthday wish
Organization: Frankhaven research institute
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 22:23:31 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.063514.3855@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>oh, and if you spot a copy of the Ilustrated
>Textbook of Cancers of the Genitals, please
>contact me immediately.  i was without funds
>the last time i encountered one.  (i do NOT,
>however, recommend looking inside within
>six hours of a meal.)
>
>m


The one reference book i have wanted to buy and failed
to at the critical moment at which it was available was
an anatomy text (i'm fond of them) which was basically
a collection of annotated photographs of slices of a human
being.  I mean, they had taken somebody's body, frozen it
solid, and sliced it through with great precision and skill
at one inch increments.  There were some seventy or so 
slices of a human body, most of which looked like rib-eye
steak.

There is also a medical illustrator whose name completely
escapes my recollection at the moment, whose work is just
mindsquickingly beautiful -- a cross between 19fifties
happy families advertisments in life magazine and a road
accident.  There are several books of his work available,
all of which i would undergo gruesome experiments at the
hands of medical interns to have a complete set of.
Probably.

AjD
of course now, since i'm vegetarian,
i suppose that i should be proving
that i'm above that sort of thing.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Subject: If it wasn't for those meddling kids
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 04:41:15 GMT


The toys of my childhood keep becoming inspirations for comic book super
villians.

A few months ago, while fondling my Silly Putty(tm), I came up with the
idea of a stereotypical artist who had invented a special clay that, when
formed into a shape and told to animate, it does so in the way most suited
to its form.  When a toy company steals the artist's idea, he becomes
disgruntled and embarks on a life of crime in revenge, using the clay
for henious(tm) purposes.  So far, the best name I could come up with for
this guy is "The Animator."

Tonight, while bouncing my Slinky(tm) I came up with a robot made out of
springs, that when contracted would only be four feet tall and when
extended would be over 100 feet tall.  This was developed by a scientist
who had hopes of using the robot in construction and other such noble
purposes.  However, while he is controlling the robot through his remote
control though transmitting helmet, something goes horriblly wrong and the
scientist is killed, but not really.  His body is killed, but his mind is
transferred into the robot, and the loss of his humanity drives him insane
and for some reason he embarks on a life of crime.  I haven't fleshed this
one out yet, since I just came up with it today.

The only problem is, I really don't have any use for these characters right
now, since I hear writing for comic books is pretty difficult to break into.
However, I'm not just going to throw these characters into the wind, so I'm
just going to copyright them right now, on this day Sept. 13, 1992 by me,
Mark Lippert, just to make sure any of you scum do steal my ideas.  If you
do, you'll rue the day, oh yes, and the whole world will cringe in terror
at my might!  Mwuahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mark "What's next?  Etch-A-Sketch Man?" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Where are all the newbies?
X-Xxdate: Mon, 14 Sep 92 17: 18:50 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 16:11:46 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.033246.4438@uwm.edu> Koschei the Deathless,
grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu writes:
>I don't go into EMS unless absolutely positively necessary.
>
Like when you fill up your first 640k?



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John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)
Grafix 'R Us                                                  *Silverio in '92*
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research    
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From: rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Wash That Bohemian
Date: 9 Sep 92 09:49:37 +0200
Organization: University of Cape Town

In article <1992Sep4.135122.27390@walter.cray.com>, nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
> In article <1992Aug31.174157.127539@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO) writes:
> |> >>>|> >>|> >>Angst you glad you use Dali?
> |> >>>|> >>|> >Klee, Seurat, Seurat.
> |> >>>|> >>|> You've got nothing, Toulouse.
> |> >>>|> >>Donatella me. I don't want to know.
> |> >>>|> >With puns like this, you could make Monet as a stand-up.
> |> >>>|> You should see my Van Gogh when you step on Degas.
> |> >>>Lunch time...mmm...the Rubens look good today.
> |> >>Yes, but did you bring enough Manet?
> |> >If you see a waitress, will you Whistler down for me?
> |> I couldn't whistle, so I Calder.
> Pass the pepper; I need to Cezanne my steak.
Yes, I like it Sisley hot, too...
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current,misc.test
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
	<1992Sep10.165818.7096@bnlux1.bnl.gov>
	<1992Sep11.155102.27393@hobbes.kzoo.edu>
	<1992Sep11.161534.1697@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 00:50:59 GMT
Comments: Save water - bathe with a friend


Rob Dobson writes:

> PLEASE STOP CROSSPOSTING STAR TREK CRAP TO TALK.BIZARRE

STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR TREK IS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

like I said... stop making fun of star trek fans.  
--
oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824 
the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: RICHH:  SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 04:57:32 GMT

In article <pjkru94@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>In article <79348@ut-emx.uucp>, zeus@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu writes:
>|But then again, who wants to date women who don't shave, wear tie-dyed
>|shirts with no bra, and only eat granola and tofu?  Deal in humor, Rob. 
>|Learn to laugh at yourself and maybe you finally will find a costume
>|that works.  :)
>
>You'd have to ask Lance about that.  He seems to have a fine
>time.  Though he's the one who got me eating granola.  And
>bc gave me the tie-dye.

and pierce complains on the rare occasions i 
shave my armpits; he likes to rub his nose in 
them and says the stubble hurts.  my tofu went 
bad while i was out of town, i'm out of granola, 
my boss just sent out a memo forbidding tie-dye 
to be worn in the office, and if i don't wear a 
bra i get these excruciating pains in my breasts...

m

sure, we fit the stereotype, but all the REAL men LIKE it.
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: MAGIC.BOB
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 20:38:55 GMT

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>In article <5=!z6lc@rpi.edu> zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu writes:
>><LWEBB@UCF1VM.BITNET> writes:
>>
>>>talk.bizarre party at magicon a success but not quite resounding...
>>
>>Yup yup, thanks to Jonathan and Susan for an expertly hosted and
>>well-stocked party. I'm only sorry that I showed up late, when T. Rev
>>and -=paul=- were already leaving, but I was waylaid.
>>
>>Now all we need is an east coast BOB as some have mumbled about.
>>Gypsy? Boston area folk? I'd volunteer, but I live in New Jersey.
>
>If ever I get settled in we could have one in Boulder.  They'll
>probably evict me from my place if we do, but...

I volunteer but in February when my lease is up.

Ft Lauderdale, where the boys are '93.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29938 rec.humor:28529
From: arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
Subject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Date: 14 Sep 92 01:46:58 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <1992Sep10.181928.1814@intacc.uucp> zerobeat@intacc.uucp (Ferenc Szabo) writes:
>In article <Bu54C3.B0o@animal.er.bell.ca> sgordon@er.bell.ca (Steven Gordon) writes:
>>In article <b-mn0bc.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:
>>>
>>>
>>>KNOCK KNOCK?
>>>WHO'S THERE?
>>>NEWBIE.
>>>NEWBIE WHO?
>>>SATAN.
>>>
>>Huh? I don't get it...
>
>Just be sure to tell your mom.....SATAN!

Not MY mom.  She'd go "Huh? I don't get it..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: It's another Saturday night and ...
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 22:49:48 GMT


joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:

>   waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (jujuman) writes:
>
>   >Distribution: world
>
>   >Well, let's change the words slightly:
>
>   >It's another Friday night, and I ain't got nobody
>   >I got some money so I just got laid
>   >How I wish I had someone to talk to
>   >I'm in an awful plaid.
>
>   >Yep, unfortunately, and to our mutual annoyance I am stuck here. I missed  
>   >my ride at 2200 hours and am forced to stare into this vacant terminal.  
>   >Tomorrow I shall party with a vengeance! However, tonite it's just you and  
>   >me kid, and we're sailing on a magical viking ship through your mind. 
>   >--
>   >We have no quaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaarter
>
>   there's something wrong with the scansion on the second verse.
>
>
>   *plonk*
>
>   josh

now theres irony for ya

Hey josh, you forgot<snicker> to tell him to jump in a fucking
volcano...
--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.music.misc,alt.sex.movies
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: PEARLJAM'S ILL-CONCEIVED FOLLOWUP
Date: Mon, 07 Sep 92 01:15:57 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Followup-To: alt.sex.movies

"Ron Jeremy"

RICHH

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (dog in your anal cave)
Subject: Ketchup
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 05:03:26 GMT


When I was little, I asked my uncle how ketchup was made. He told me 
"Fish blood". I believed this for the longest time.

To this day, I cannot understand where this bizarre answer came from,  
because this was my uncle, the one who spent most of his time teaching me  
how to play chess. I can't recall another similar response from him.

Maybe that's what he really thought.

In any case, there is still a peculiar taste that one finds when more than a  
little ketchup is eaten. I have and probably always will associate this  
taste with fish blood.
--
I once knew a mate by the name of DAC
If I remember correctly, thinking back
   He liked to play funny games
   He seemed to have no shames
Excelling at "Fellatio Porto-Vac"
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