HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 10-word advertisement
Date: 21 Jan 93 11:14:33 GMT
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.

Ariston and on and on
Ariston and on and on.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richs@cogs.sussex.ac.uk (Richard Salter)
Subject: 10 word complaint to the BBC
Organization: University of Sussex
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 13:33:06 GMT

Dear BBC,
	 I wish to complain about 10 word stories.


Alright to technically BBC is three words but who's counting.

Happy Halibut II



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aisa@sage.cc.purdue.edu (cryotome)
Subject: Short Shameful Discussion
Keywords: Richard Gere
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 23:02:17 GMT



"Please, get it out!  It hurts!"

"Hold on, let me get a better look.  Uh oh."

"What!  Hurry up!"

"Well, the tail broke off."



c.f.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: libricide
Date: 26 Jan 1993 17:14:43 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

25 july 1895.  in an old folio of _hamlet_.  he had staged a
coup and hanged claudius from a high precipice overlooking the
skagerrak.  gunpowder had been invented and an invasion of
poland was planned.  we burned the entire shelf, but i am not
confident the contagion was contained.

3 june 1895.  my suspicions confirmed.  an alert student found
him in one copy of the new american thriller, melville's
"moby-dick."  on the second floor of the library, no less!
ahab fed to the sharks and the pequod turned malay pirate.
hideous.  we had no choice but to incinerate the whole
bookcase, except for a rare and valuable volume of hogarth
plates, which, cognizant of the incubation period, we kept _en
quarantine_.

4 june.  the hogarth is ruined.  angels and devils and vile
pornography.  one plate has mccowell's swarthy visage caught
square face-on, reaping in native dress amidst a field of
straw.  an unwary flagrante.  bertins, in chemistry, rigged up
a sealed display case with an inert gas, which he promises will
halt the transmission.  i am not confident but accept his
solution; we save the one plate, and burn the rest.

5 june.  bertins finds an infestation of paracelsus in the
chromatography treatise he has been working on.  it is clear
who is to blame.  one of the fume hoods in which he prepared
the encased plate, apparently, is broken.  disconcerting news.

12 june.  nothing more yet.  have we been saved?

17 june.  no sign of infection.

20 june.  disaster!  the library of the sciences is entirely
infested.  on our theories of mccowell's origin we had
concentrated on the humanities.  bertins' attack should have
been the clue.  every volume is now shot through and through
with the most appalling of lies, and must be discarded.  this
is a tremendous blow to the college.

22 june.  the same fate has befallen the main library.  i am
at a loss to explain the new and sudden onset of the contagion,
and at once resign.


12 april 1896.  i take a day off to watch the demolition.  the
new owners intend, apparently, to construct a textile mill.
hopefully their efforts will meet with greater success.  as the
men move in with sledgehammers and the bricks tumble and crash I
search for some clue to the calamity, half expecting a miracle,
but none comes.

c
From: x@y (Erik Radmall)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep Seduces Gloria Steinem
Date: 25 Jan 93 20:29:06 GMT
Reply-To: x
Organization: Xerox

Yo, wench, fetch me a beer, pronto!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: reward
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 01:25:33 GMT
Reply-To: rmkhome!rmk@merk.com (Rick Kelly)

In article <8269@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>
>In article <1993Jan22.175425.28542@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu>
>awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V.  Wells) writes:
>
>#  500,000 quatloos to anyone who can figure out what my middle intial "V."
>#  stands for. 
>
>
>Venereal.

Vivisection.

-- 

Rick Kelly    rmkhome!rmk@merk.com    merk!rmkhome!rmk    rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: rictus hep, computer geek and preacher
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Summary: young newts practicing mating rituals even though it is useless.
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: add
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 93 18:17:03 GMT

in his best southern drawl he preaches to the people. "The lord will swoop
down upon the earth and erase the minions of evil like the reformatting of
a hard drive. Not a trace shall remain."
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Zed <zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: on why I like being human, part 1: opposable thumbs
Summary: Accept Rictus Hep as your personal savior even if he's postage due
Reply-To: zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
Organization: Liars for Truth
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 20:57:50 GMT

Mine are playing chess right now. The right is up a knight.
-- 
zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu         "White light! Kiss a tree! Banish negativity!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: ten word lie
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 21 Jan 93 13:08:29 CST


In article <1993Jan21.022846.4277@scott.skidmore.edu>, croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) writes:
> 
> 
> this lie is ten words long.
> 
> 
> cathy "i just lie all the time" roth

Although that was a failure, this lie is five words long.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:46552 alt.fan.warlord:10376
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: 10 word Blues Brothers
Date: 26 Jan 93 19:57:18 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.warlord
Organization: Inst. for Epistemological Pathology
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]

Independent direction socks" Neilski (nrp@csug3.cs.reading.ac.uk) wrote:
: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:

: >| ' )  )      //     /    |
: >|  /  / _  o // _   /_  o |
: >| /  (_</_<_</_/_)_/ <_<_ |

: >"Newbie"

: Just been taking a rest for the last two years.

I remember _certain people_ claiming that the quality had been going down
for the last couple years.  Would any of them care to account for this new
alarming revelation?
  -- Clifton

--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
Clifton Royston, Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
- Dissecting personal psychopathology at the edge of the 20th century -
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth)
Subject: Re: SIOUX JUST WON'T STOP...
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 17:13:03 GMT


she is now into alternating "rodent" with "ool".  who knew?

				cathy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bkeiper@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Bryan S Keiper)
Subject: What a lovely hat!
Followup-To: Absolutely nothing...
Summary: Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, boy finds girl, boy becomes girl.
Keywords: Iguana...
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 12:05:31 GMT

     I sat on the bus feeling quite happy.  The passenger next to me was 
reading the paper and seemed rather involved in his article.  I chose to bother
him.

     "I like busses.  How 'bout you?"

     The small iguana seated next to me looked up from his paper, sneered a bit
and went back to reading.

     I waited for a few blocks before trying again. "My name's Bigby.  I 
certainly do like busses.  How about you?  Do you like busses?"

     With a sigh, the iguana again looked at me.  He folded his paper and took 
the cigarette from his mouth, dropping it to the floor where he crushed it out 
with his tail.  "Look," he said, "I'm trying to read my paper.  I can't read it
with you sitting there babbling like a buffoon, now can I?"  His accent was 
beautiful.  Perfect Queen's English that made me smile.

     Taking my smile for some unspoken agreement to remain quiet, he went back 
to his paper.  After a moment's thought I realized that there was something 
wrong with this whole scenario.

     Everyone knows that Iguanas don't come from England.  This was obviously 
some hallucination.  I decided to sit back and enjoy the ride.

Bigby
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Bryan Keiper *********************** bkeiper@magnusug.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu

          "When in danger or in doubt,
               run in circles, scream and shout."
                                        Robert Heinlein
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Jeff Putnam Fan Club")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ode to the UPS Delivery Woman
Date: 21 Jan 93 13:39:35 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu's message of 21 Jan 93 07:09:07 GMT

In article <1jli6jINNfbj@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation) writes:
>   Ode to the UPS Delivery Woman

And they always come three times.
--

   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo)
Subject: The Fully Enlightened Gomer
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 17:15:03 GMT

This is an introduction to the wondrous dharma, Revealing the Gomer,
the fast method to realizing Gomer Nature in only half of a lifetime.
We believe that Gomer Nature is present in all sentient beings,
but that this fact is obscured by loud, short people who are
always shouting in your face. Therefore, the first step is to learn
to love these agents of discord, whom we call Sarges, and to
have compassion on them. When this is fully developed, we say
one has realized First Fruit, the state of being a Gomer.
Final Fruit is an instantaneous enlightenment experience we
call Surprises. There are three levels of enlightenment as
one progresses along the path from Gomer to Fully Enlightened
Gomer. The technical terms for these are Single Surprise,
Double Surprise, and Triple Surprise (the highest experience).
For more information, please write to

The Order of Gomers
USMC
San Diega, CA

-- 
-- Pat Monardo
-- pjm@cshl.org
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: RE: Out of Context Movie Reviews
Date: 25 Jan 93 20:49:28 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (Erik Radmall) writes:

>Movie ad quip:
>etc...
>Actual review:
>etc...

I was laughing so hard I couldn't see straight at this
charming and clever post. It takes a very very witty
person to adapt fine writing like this from a 1966 Mad
magazine to a challenging new medium like talk.bizarre.

Thank you so much for being you.

BENth
From: nj@birch.CS.Berkeley.EDU (The Automatic Pnews)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE DIVINE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
Date: 26 Jan 93 11:44:53
Organization: /home/auspex/h/bair/nj/.organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: birch.cs.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu's message of 25 Jan 93 18:08:18 -0600

In article <1993Jan25.180818.3309@cnsvax.uwec.edu> mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:

> The book "ECKANKAR

Gesundheit.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: giovanne@ccrs.emr.ca (Zee Cyste)
Subject: Re: reward
Keywords: no rep
Organization: Ugly Twisted Nastiness
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 03:56:40 GMT

Psychotic babbling from awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells) follows:
>500,000 quatloos to anyone who can figure out what my middle 
>intial "V." stands for.
>
>andy wells                          
>awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu     
>andyphys@northeastern.edu             
>

Vinnie.


-- 
                                        These are my opinions.
E-mail: giovanne@ccrs.emr.ca
"Beneath this facade of laughter lies a torn and shattered man"
             - The Antichrist
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: give to the needy
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 20:51:03 GMT

>kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:

>>Somebody go over to alt.angst and flame the pants off Steve Salter
>>(ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu) for thinking that some gooey cutesy
>>smiley clueless dweeb new over there belongs in talk.bizarre.  In
>>fact he has instructed said person in at least two posts to go to
>>talk.bizarre.  Maybe that's ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu's idea
>>of humour, but I find it as funny as corneal lesions.

I don't know who let steve out of his cage, but he's harassing alt.peeves as
well.  Fuck.  We *tried* x's recommendation of sealing him inside a 
concrete post, but the chocolate just ate right through.


-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Bloomington, IN)

and
From: plord@pioneer.uspto.gov (Paul Lord)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short sexual confession
Date: 22 Jan 1993 23:14:09 -0600
Organization: United States Patent and Trademark Office
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu


I am involved in a typical (atypical?) threesome these days, and I am
salaciously awaiting the day when my two lovers will decide to play
"Good Cop, Bad Cop" with me.

Paul
--
the followup is implicit, so don't bother...
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: It's really quite disgusting
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 12:42:01 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

In article <MJD.93Jan23183021@saul.cis.upenn.edu>, Mark-Jason Dominus writes:

> I just this minute discovered that the endearing names that J.F. calls
> me are cribbed from _Calvin & Hobbes_.

"If you're not careful, I'll become an archeologist, and name an
 australopithecine after you."

Calvin and Hobbes - I discovered the existence of this cartoon
strip on Friday evening.

Mark-Jason Dominus - anagram
////////////////////
Dinosaur mask on MJ.
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

Calvin and Hobbes - Anagrams
/////////////////
Novice bland bash
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Halve dobbin. Scan.
//////////////////
Banish bald coven
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Bovine clash band
/////////////////

Dac
--
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
                    <Using ARN on an Amiga 4000. Yay!>
From: bketcham@stein.u.washington.edu (Benjamin Ketcham)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful 10 word story confession
Date: 25 Jan 1993 08:15:16 GMT
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
NNTP-Posting-Host: stein.u.washington.edu


Wine refracts levels of detail, that's why I like it.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: page@aethelwulf.cs.odu.edu ()
Subject: 10 Word Stories
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, Va
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 19:46:01 GMT



He fantasized about the elephants, ignoring the asparagus almost completely.

-- 
Obsongquote:  "I crucify my hate and hold the whole world
		in my hands."  --Yes
page@cs.odu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: an1788@anon.penet.fi
Subject: none
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: talk.bizarre
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 1993 02:17:23 GMT

such fun to hear of disasters and untimely deaths and misery and all that.
even a cloudy day lifts my spirits: sunshine is annoying and distracts one
from ennui and hatred and other such suitable things, yes.  drunkenness
just provides delusions of grandeur and so on, and a touch of anodyne: too
dulling. all those tanker spills, they've kept me going for the past few
weeks; i'd like to think i'd helped them happen but have no illusions that
way: i know that i am powerless and can have only slight influence even
over my own fate. the thought of those journalists getting nearly blown
over by the wind in scotland is even faintly, ever so faintly, cheering.
so few things i can do: litter, refuse to recycle, drive my car so as to
maximize its inefficiency and increase, ever so slightly, the level of
pollutants that it produces. if the climate were warmer here i could plant
kudzu seeds i suppose

i wonder who would be good stew meat?
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From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Zoe Baird
Date: 25 Jan 1993 03:12:45 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

in rec.pets.birds
In article <1993Jan25.022543.14289@cgrg.ohio-state.edu> demetri@cgrg.ohio-state.edu  writes:
>I am so bummed out.  Now we won't have an Attorney General named Zoe.  Our
>umbrella cockatoo's name is Zoe.  (Zoe Bird.)
>
>                              Renee

This is my favorite usenet posting this month.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Omigod!!  My LEGS!  What happened to my LEGS!!
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 21:09:25 GMT


octopi nightmares


-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Bloomington, IN)

and
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: me
Reply-To: kibo@world.std.com
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 08:04:06 GMT

I still do not read or post to talk.bizarre.

							-- K.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells)
Subject: the zen of 'rn'
Keywords: left, deft, neft, feft, cheft
Organization: Northeastern University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 19:16:37 GMT


ripping thru the newsreader,
killfile blazing away,
eating up the q's feeder,
what the hell is this fray?
Gooley again? No!
To the killfile you go!

'rn t.b' tells me
just 2,681 articles unread,
as I rot in bed.
reading pjf again before I'm dead.

Utah. Hey, that's Pons and Fleishmann country.
Say, pjf, how's the cold fusion recherches going?

andy wells                          
awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu     
andyphys@northeastern.edu             
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley)
Subject: I wanna act
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 21:00:57 GMT

I wanna act in a Shakespeare play.

Just so I can exeunt with alarums.

-- 
*plonk*
This post comes pre-*plonk*ed for your convenience.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: Rotten corpses singing jazz hits on acid.
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 17:19:43 GMT

I be a rotten dead thang,
I sit in a box,
I lie and I decay,
yeah, I slowly rot.

Yeah, I'm a bloated dead thing...
And I don't need no love...
(Doo doo doo doo doooo)
I don't got myself a woman...
But I do have a couple of slugs...

[insert harmonica solo here]

I am stiff and rather smelly,
I am putrid and full of puss,
I got a rat inside my belly,
and my hair is kinda mussed

I'm a dead rotten person
Lord have mercy on me!
I need some kinda sumthing...
Um...  uh huh yeah...

(Bwow wow wow wo-wow wow wow...)

                                        Nik
                                   
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:45902 alt.cascade:3745
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: my all-time favorite porno movie title
Date: 21 Jan 1993 23:22:31 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


R. S. Statsinger writes:
>mathew writes:
>|JANE HORVATH writes:
>>>ramboner
>|"Spurtacus".
>The Fountainhead....
On Golden Blonde.
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short, shameful lava lamp
Date: 25 Jan 93 02:52:08 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

>>>I bought a lava lamp last night.  $12 with tax (it was shopworn and the bulb
>>>I am now officially a yuppie.
>>No, that makes you a hippie.  A yuppie would have bought a Nintendo 
>>or something.
>Yuppies who have been sold on retro-60's goodies buy lava lamps.

I bought a lava lamp (a few years ago) because it's such a neat physics toy.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca)
Subject: Re: Found art
Organization: University of Notre Dame
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 01:42:29 GMT

Curtis Yarvin writes:
> cj@sgi.com writes:
>>In REC.GAMES.CHESS Jay Whitley writes:
> >|I've read allegations about drugs in chess (allegations about
> >|Karpov in K-K World Championship, etc.)  Should drug use be
> >|banned from chess play as it is in athletic events? Should there
> >|be drug testing?  
> >
> >Curtis?  Chess on ergot derivatives?  Go I know about.
> 
> It wouldn't work.
> 
> Chess is to go, as weightlifting is to fencing.  It's a sport of
> brute mental strength.  It's bestial.  There's hardly any skill
> involved; the only requirement is the ability to read out and
> prune immense numbers of board permutations.  The effort of
> this is so great that it dwarfs strategic judgment.
> 
> The only drug for chess is amphetamine.  Crude.  Very crude.

	Au contraire, mon frere.  Having practiced all four
of the diversions you mention above, two of them (Fencing and
Chess) at the competitive level, I assure you that (1) there is
a valid psychological dimension to chess when playing a human
opponent, and (2) there are chemicals that affect performance
in this area other than amphetamines.  For example, I can vouch
for the salubrious effects of champagne on chess playing skill.
	Especially when you have a higher alcohol tolerance than
your opponent.

---
David Vacca, Someday I will tell the whole story.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: speaking of topology,
From: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton)
Date: 24 Jan 93 17:15:47 GMT
Keywords: psilosybin
Summary: it really happened

	I once had a giant hand reach into my asshole, go up through my
entire body, take hold of the inside of my scalp, and (*shlop*) pull me
inside-out.
	After that, I made squishy noises when I walked, and I left red
footprints on parent's carpet.

-- 
Rowan T. Hamilton                         "To dig this is to groove on
hamilton@huhepl.harvard.edu                   hella shit."
hamilton@fnald.fnal.gov                   - casey@wackenhut.com
From: jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: you want to tell him, or should i?
Date: 22 Jan 93 14:36:55 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


yesterday, upon exiting my local convenience store, i noticed a young man
driving a rather dirty geo metro station wagon ( well, it looks like a little
station wagon), with an enormous sticker on the windshield that said 'storm'.
i contemplated telling him of his error, but decided against it. besides, i
doubt he would have heard me over all the rap music eminating from his vehicle.

-jane

ran right out and bought a 'celica' sticker for my tercel
--
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: All Dressed Up
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 19:03:20 GMT

In article <1993Jan27.173559.13134@fuug.fi> an6946@anon.penet.fi (Hieronymous Bitch) writes:
>What do punk porcupines do to piss off their parents?
>Spiked hair and studded jackets just won't make it.


The talk.bizarre non cabal regrets to inform you that you have accidentlly
directed a post intended for alt.imitation.gary-larson into talk.bizarre.
the non cabal deeply regrets the action that will be required if this
mistake is repeated, as, although they are as of yet undetermined, these
actions will undoubtedly be illegal in all 50 states.

ps there is NO cabal

pps kibo