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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The machine that goes "ping"
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 9 Apr 92 12:33:41 +1300
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <08Apr92023930@miracle.UUCP>, 
phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill) writes:
> I just got my copy of Windows 3.1, and with my soundblaster card, it has 
> tranformed my 486 into the machine that goes "ping".
> 
> I think Monty Python has taken over Microsoft.

Ha. I can see it now:

New SPAMWindows 59.2! Lobotomise your machine today!

or Gumby-DOS:  HELLO! THE FILES! THE FILES!! UP THERE! HELLO!

BTW, did you know that Rdb/VMS has SPAM pages? I fell over
laughing when I first saw that...

Nigel who has a machine that says "beep" instead.
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University of Otago,            Phone: +64 3 479-8179
Dunedin, NEW ZEALAND.           Fax:   +64 3 479-8311
"OK, kick 'er in the guts Trev." -- Fred Dagg
From: azeena@hotspur.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:07:51 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr15.100752.944

In article <1992Apr14.191501.917@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
> In article <45394@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> > }>>]|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
> > }>>]|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
> > }>>]|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
> > }>>]|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
> > }>>]|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
> > }>>]|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
> > }>>]|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
> > }>>]|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
> > }>>]|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka  
License!  
> *Laarg*!
> > }>>]|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
> > }>>]|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
> > }>>]|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To  
> Participate?
> > }>>]|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
> > }>>]Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help!  
> Help! Help!
> > }>>Jester aka does nne stand for nefarious nellie eaters????
> > }>Tia aka LEAVE *MY* NELLIE OUTTA THIS OR *HE'LL* EAT *YOU* AND THE  
> THREAD!!!!!!
> > }>(he's my fluffy pet navel-orfficer so  
> there......ppphhhhhffffttttttt!!!!!!
> > }Eccles aka QUICK QUICK throw a sink full of cold water on her!!!!!!!
> > Jester aka no, no, no, I am having sex with the sink, get away....
> Robyn @#& Is this sink porcelain or stainless steel?  
azeena @#! it is probably porcelain, it is smoother!
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Oh, yeah?
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 14 Apr 92 09:39:08 +1300
 <DJOHNSON.92Apr12144234@perdita.gac.edu> <1992Apr13.063911.25404@yuma.acns.colostate.edu>
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <1992Apr13.063911.25404@yuma.acns.colostate.edu>, 
maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story) writes:
> In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12144234@perdita.gac.edu> djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr10.021846.49350@yuma.acns.colostate.edu> maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story) writes:
>>.Look, your'e not fooling anyone.  I know damn well who I might be.
>>
>>Oh just shut up.  I know...WE know that they-- YOU might not know that
>>I might--- YOU know whom she-- I might not know that they-- I want
>>him-- YOU to not go left.
> 
> Look, every one of me agrees.  You are quit a fool.  I mean, most of us agree.
> I wouldn't listen to HIM-he snores.  And HE has bad breath.  Put past that,
> the vast majority of me-types think that you are a schizoid.  Both of you.
> Oops, sorry.  I was looking through both eyes.  Er... can someone help me
> climb a mountain?

Here you are sir, one mountain, Federal Express. Where do you
want it? 

<slip>
<SPLAT>

Oops. Sorry!

Nigel who's a little clumsy with his Kilimanjaros. Both of them.
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University of Otago,            Phone: +64 3 479-8179
Dunedin, NEW ZEALAND.           Fax:   +64 3 479-8311
This message was brought to you by the number 18394 and the word "theodolite".
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: 7 Apr 92 15:57:16 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Apr7.094154.2471@otago.ac.nz> stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger) writes:
|In article <1992Apr6.122906.659@gacvx2.gac.edu>, 
|phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Zaphod, or should I say Phil? ) writes:
|> 
|>  writes
|> } >>>> >I've told you once...
|> } >>>> 
|> } >>>> No, you haven't.
|> } >>>Yes I have.
|> } >>No, you haven't.
|> } >I'm sorry but your time is up, That will be $5.
|> 
|> Hey now, that's supposed to be 5 pounds (gee, I wish I could make that nifty  
|> symbol)...
|
|Five pounds of what? Spam? Dandruff? Clogs? Hippopotamus
|droppings? Herring?

No, no, no, no! It was just five pounds of fresh, fragrant orang-outang
excrements ... what's wrong with that?

|> } What?!?  That was never five minutes!

Oh, yes it was!

|Yes it was! Pay up!

Ok, here you go: pppppfffffffffffffaaaaaaaarthhhhhhH! Aaaahhhhhh ....

|Nigel who wants five pounds of Turkish library paste in payment

Now stop whining! You've got what you've asked for, don't you?

Jos aka Feeling Very Relieved Now ...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Marrage
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 10 Apr 92 11:16:53 -0600

In article <44640@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
} In article <2559@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
} >Well, since I'm gonna be the bishop then, am I allowed to wear high heels  
then?
} >A halibut fur bra mayhap? *GORN*! My Great Mogul suspendies? ehh? yes? yes?
} 
} sure you can wear anything you ant Jos, even
} wear your birthday suit if you like.......
} 
} >Jos aka Looking Forward To The Wedding! Ta da ta daaa!
} Jester aka she's got huge tracts of land........
Phil aka I don't know about that :-)
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 13 Apr 92 00:23:07 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr12.182308.818

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12132734@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
} In article <44781@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)  
writes:
} ..}.].}>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
} ..}.].}>>>}}Eccles aka What?
} ..}.].}>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
} ..}.].}>>>Jester aka it is?????
} ..}.].}>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
} ..}.].}>Eccles aka Are you sure?
} ..}.].}Tia aka yea, I'm sure.
} ..}.].Jester aka I'm not so sure
} ..}.]Dan aka Why do 'Here here!' and 'There there.' mean something, whereas
} ..}.]'Where where?' does not?  (sorry..I was going to say something else,
} ..}.]but that came to mind.)
} ..}.Jester aka look you've spoiled the whole mood, we'll have to start again
} ..}Dan aka I don't think I did.
} ..Jester aka yes you did, not shut up!
} Dan aka Sorry
} 
} ..}.Jester aka how long is it?
} ..}Dan aka about 17 inches, tip to tail.
} ..Jester aka you've ruined the atmosphere, its 33 days dammit, 33 days!
} Dan aka Thats silly.  You can't measure distance with time units.
Phil aka yes you can!  How about the light-year?  Or the sound-second?  Or the 
		tortise-eon?
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:30:46 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45561
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr15.100430.941@gacvx2.gac.edu} azeena@hotspur.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:
}In article <45391@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
}> }>.|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}> }>.|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}> }>.|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}> }>.|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}> }>.|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}> }>.|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}> }>.|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}> }>.|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
}> }>.|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License!  
}*Laarg*!
}> }>.|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
}> }>.|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
}> }>.|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
}> }>.|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming  
}pit of Christian Scientists?
}> }>.Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists  
}AfterWard! Raw!
}> }>Dan aka Yes!  With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
}> }Eccles aka But do we give him the antidote afterwards is the  
}question...
}> Jester aka what are you crazy??? of course not
}azeena #@! you bet! we all are!
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 14 Apr 92 00:39:54 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

azeena@quince.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:

>In article <44990@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
>> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>> }|].].|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>> }|].].|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>> }|].].|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle.;) )!!
>> }|].].|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
>> }|].].|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka  
>License! *Laarg*!
>> }|].].|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?.*auphf!*
>> }|].].|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
>> }|].].|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
>> }|].].|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming  
>pit of Christian Scientists?
>> }|].].Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists  
>AfterWard! Raw!
>> }|].]Dan aka Yes!.With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
>> }|].Jester aka my machine is sage, is ths another plot to eat me  
>again????
>> }|]Dan aka If it'll make you feel better, we can garnish you with  
>cayenne.
>> }|Jester aka, but I WANTED Horsemier sause!!!!!!!
>> }Jos aka Sorry, I Just Sold The Last Can Of Horsemier Sauce To That Old  
>Lady.
>> Jester aka how could you do the to me Jos??? I love you man!!!
>azeena @$! Oh so your going to marry him!!
Eccles aka Jester's jilted someone again....


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*  All typographical errors in the above document are not errors *
*     They merely illustrate new ways of spelling those words    *
*								 *
* 			T.F. Eccles				 *
*		ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au			 *
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: you didn't tell mom
Date: 11 Apr 92 06:04:56 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

azeena@dion.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:

>>Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
>>the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
>>son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married...  
>>*sob*...
>>Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers to the
>>BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
>>just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you  
>>want...
>>*sob*...

>How  could you Jester?  I mean she is your mother.  And mine soon to be.   
>I think this wedding is getting weirder and weirder as time goes by.  Next  
>thing you know we have a naked woman jumping out of a killer bunny cake.   
>Before you know it we will have Daniel P. Johnson jumping out of the cake  
>to do the honors of striping for us.  What would your mother think of  
>that? Forget that what would my mother would think of it!  

>>I only promised to marry Jos, Simon, and Simon's
>>Armpit, but never you Eccles, besides, we can have polygamy here. I mean
>>why not?? whose ghonna stop us???

>And what is this about polygamy?  I never know about this...I thought I  
>was the only one.  Well why not!  Hey why not have one huge family with  
>everyone who posts to alt.fan.montypython.  
 
I don't mind if you don't dear, but I'm not going to bed with Noims. ITs not
worth it, and his armpit keeps getting in the way. Really.

Eccles aka <This space ready for inspiration>
From: phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Phil? (was one of the aka's)
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 16:55:57 EST
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>In article <15Apr92145857@miracle.com>  writes:
>} jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>} >In article <14Apr92143947@miracle.UUCP{ phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill)  
>writes:
>} >{jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>} >{>}|>}|]}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>} >{>}|>}|]}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>} >{>}|>}|]}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>} >{>}|>}|]}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>} >{>}|>}|]}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>} >{>}|>}|]}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>} >{>}|>}|]}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>} >{>}|>}|]}>|Dougger aka So What??
>} >{>}|>}|]}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License!  
>*Laarg*!
>} >{>}|>}|]}Phil aka not the other Phil!
>} >{>}|>}|]Phil aka who's the Phil aka imposter?
>} >{>}|>}|Jester aka no not you, the other one.....
>} >{>}|>}Jos aka Which One, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil or Phil?
>} >{>}|>Jester aka The third one I think, or could it be the 5th?????
>} >{>}|Phil aka there is Phil#1, Phil#2 and Phil#5!
>} >{>}Jos aka Erm ... *three* sir, THREE! it's Phil#3!
>} >{>Jester aka I could have sworn it was Phil #4
>} >{Phil aka there would be less confusion if we picked different names:
>} >{I'd suggest Bruce
>} >Jester aka Bruce, does that work???
>} Phil aka that should be Bruce aka Jester!
>Bruce aka who's this Phil fellow?
Bruce aka I'm Phil, but who are you?  
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From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Phil? (was one of the aka's)
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:59:59 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr15.100000.937

In article <14Apr92143947@miracle.UUCP>  writes:
} jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
} >}|>}|]}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
} >}|>}|]}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
} >}|>}|]}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
} >}|>}|]}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
} >}|>}|]}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
} >}|>}|]}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
} >}|>}|]}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
} >}|>}|]}>|Dougger aka So What??
} >}|>}|]}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License!  
*Laarg*!
} >}|>}|]}Phil aka not the other Phil!
} >}|>}|]Phil aka who's the Phil aka imposter?
} >}|>}|Jester aka no not you, the other one.....
} >}|>}Jos aka Which One, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil or Phil?
} >}|>Jester aka The third one I think, or could it be the 5th?????
} >}|Phil aka there is Phil#1, Phil#2 and Phil#5!
} >}Jos aka Erm ... *three* sir, THREE! it's Phil#3!
} >Jester aka I could have sworn it was Phil #4
} Phil aka there would be less confusion if we picked different names:
}     I'd suggest Bruce
Bruce aka why don't we all go by Bruce?
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:24:57 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

>In article <44108@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>|]|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>|]|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>|]|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>|]|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>|]|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>|]|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>|]|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>|]|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
>|]|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>|]|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
>|]|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
>|]|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
>|]|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
>|]Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help! Help! Help!
>|Jester aka does nne stand for nefarious nellie eaters????
>Jos aka Nope! I Stands For Naughty Nibbling Emasculators! Aaaarghhh!
Eccles aka Run away! Run away! 
Xref: sparky alt.fan.monty-python:2775 alt.cult-movies:3991
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.cult-movies
Subject: Re: Marrage
Date: 11 Apr 92 22:10:11 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <sprooney.702898689@unix1.tcd.ie] sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
]>well, simon you can marry yourself, i can marry whats her name, eccles can
]>marry your hippo, tia can have the three toed sloth, and the ring can
]>marry the topless dancer in the cake, how does that sound?????
]Um... if I can marry Tia, she marries Nellie, and Nellie marrys me,
]then you marry my armpit (but you'd have to  pay me rent), she
]marrys george the vorpal bunny, and he eats Gawain, Hector, and
]Bors. Niggle (upside-down) can marry Niggle (up bit down), my hippo
]doesn't marry anyone coz he doesn't exist. My chainsaw can marry a
]large number of PCs, and enter them later that night, and we can all
]commit ritual suicide on behalf of the Judean Peeps Front (that's
]the one with the two bouncy bits). How does it sound, well like a
]bit of grunting, a bit of groaning, a lot of crunching, and loadsa
]moaning.

sounds good, but i want to marry a spoon, a CD player and my left nostril
by next week, its a tax dodge....................

Jester aka I hate April 15th
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:10:45 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45527
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr14.192857.921@gacvx2.gac.edu} robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
}In article <1992Apr14.121545.892@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
}> In article <45346@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
}> > }|> }|.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
}> > }|> }|.|]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
}> > }|> }|.|]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}> > }|> }|.|]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
}> > }|> }|.|]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
}> > }|> }|.|]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
}> > }|> }|.|]|]Eccles aka NO.
}> > }|> }|.|]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
}> > }|> }|.|]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two  
}Ballet  
}> > }|Dancers Too!
}> > }|> }|.|Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
}> > }|> }|.Jos aka *Blush* ... You're Too Kind, Sweetie Pie ...
}> > }|> }|Dan aka Come to think it, I always that double fresh feeling  
}when  
}> I
}> > }|> }|respond to him.
}> > }|> }Jos aka Yeah! Said Thing Is, He's Marrying Someone Else, I Think  
}> I'm In 
}> > }|> }	Love With His Wisdom-Teeth!
}> > }|> Jester aka I can marry who I want, and I want all of you!!!!!!!
}> > }|azeena @!$ well I don't want you anymore!!! 
}> > }Jos aka But ... But ... Does That Mean The Wedding's Off Then? *sob* 
}> > Jester aka yes, it is
}> azeena @$! Damn right it is
}> > }ps. You should get yourself an aka license, this `@!$' thingie looks  
}> horrible!
}> > pps just mail me you harlot
}> PPPs look whose talking!! 
}Robyn @#& "Mr. Jester, male prostitute"?
Jester aka I am not!!!!
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
From: azeena@perdita.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Date: 14 Apr 92 12:13:12 -0600

In article <45338@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> }> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
> }> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
> }> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
> }> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
> }> }|].].|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
> }> }|].].|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
> }> }|].].|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle.;) )!!
> }> }|].].|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
> }> }|].].|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka  
> }License! *Laarg*!
> }> }|].].|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?.*auphf!*
> }> }|].].|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
> }> }|].].|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
> }> }|].].|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a  
steaming  
> }pit of Christian Scientists?
> }> }|].].Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The  
Scientists  
> }AfterWard! Raw!
> }> }|].]Dan aka Yes!.With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
> }> }|].Jester aka my machine is sage, is ths another plot to eat me  
> }again????
> }> }|]Dan aka If it'll make you feel better, we can garnish you with  
> }cayenne.
> }> }|Jester aka, but I WANTED Horsemier sause!!!!!!!
> }> }Jos aka Sorry, I Just Sold The Last Can Of Horsemier Sauce To That  
Old  
> }Lady.
> }> Jester aka how could you do the to me Jos??? I love you man!!!
> }azeena @$! and to think I thought you loved me!!
> Jester aka you'd love anything that breathes
azeena @$! ouch my virtue!  Some one save me!!
@>-->----- (rose)
azeena@nic.gac.edu
azeena@gacvx1.gac.edu
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 00:20:36 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

v128juxa@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Schuyjuannah) writes:

>In article <2521@dozo.and.nl>, jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes...
>>In article <MORJENS.92Apr3093714@vipunen.hut.fi> morjens@vipunen.hut.fi (Jens B von Weissenberg) writes:
>>|In article <1992Apr2.000647.16123@acsu.buffalo.edu> v128juxa@ubvmsc.cc.buffalo.edu (Schuyjuannah) writes:
>>|   In article <43488@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes...
>>|   >}|>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>>|   >}|>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>>|   >}|>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>>|   >}|>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>>|   >}|>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>>|   >}|>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>>|   >}|>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>>|   >}|>}>|Dougger aka So What??
>>|   >}|>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>>|   >}|>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
>>|   >}|>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
>>|   >}|Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
>>|   >}Jos aka Maybe We Could Cook Him ...
>>|   >Jester aka we could filet him in a white wine sauce?
>>|   Tia aka yes, and don't forget the *semprini* (auphffff!!)
>>|  Morjens aka No, let's just tell the BISHOP 'bout 'im.
>>Jos aka Oh Yes! The BISHOP! She's such an adorable good lookin', young lady!
>>	And these legs, she's got! Lets all go to the BISHOP, and tell her! 

>Tia aka I'm not the BISHOP you silly-billy
Eccles aka Get out from under that sink, Tia