From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 01:58:09 GMT

In article <18AUG199213332821@bestsd.sdsu.edu> regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY) writes:
>And once again, Rip appears in response to my inane little postings:

Well, where the hell did you *expect* me to show up?  At your front
door wearing nothing but a towel?  Tell her 'Chelle!!

>>In article <17AUG199213045319@bestsd.sdsu.edu> regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY) writes:
>>>Ms. Julie Malone responds:
>>>>dem21178@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Dan Montroy) shares:
>>
>>**SomeStuffDeletedToPreserveTheAllMightyBandwidthWithoutWhosePresenceN
>>oneofUsWouldBeHereInTheFirstPlace,BlessedBeTheNameOfTheBandWidth**
>Oh, precious BandWidth ... Most Excellent High BandWidth ... have mercy ...

Have you sacrifice *your* Virgin today?  If not come on down to Rip's
House of Virgins!  We got all shapes, models, and sizes.  All
gaurenteed to please the God of your choice....

>>>I took a little week-end trip into VR
>>>(a Muck, actually), and it's turned into a vacation from *the nether
>>>world*.  Eeek!
>>
>>Oh, I don't know... I been there afew times.  Kind of liked it
>>actually, except I caught a cold...  So actually it was kind of a
>>VirtualHell then....?
>Something like that ... but it's getting better.  Luckily, I didn't sunburn
>while I was there ...

Had your SPF10,000 huh?  Good idea.

>>>Anyway, my name is Elizabeth/Liz/Lizzy/any variation thereof, and I live in
>>>the City of Lost Angels, in the state That Refuses To Pass Its Budget (!)
>>But that would ruin the record of the EmperialistLackyDogs that run
>>the state!
>Oh ... that's what they're are.  I had mistaken them for
>SnivellingFascistPigs, but if they're not, that changes everything!

Dogs, Pigs....  Same dif.  They are either sniffing each other's butts
or trying to get as much pork as possible...

>>>..  I'm also ARC-Librarian-in-training, and I'm totally single and
>>>available (except for some guy on some Muck who wants to TinyMarry me ...
>>>hellacious ...). Welcome to ARC, Dan!
>>You figure out how to use Kermit yet?  'Use Kermit".... Hmmmm....
>>Sounds like the DomiLis might have some competition.  How are you
>>with a whip.....?
>Me ... the meek little ARC-Librarian-in-training ... a dominatrix? *deep
>blush*  Oh no no no no no ... I save my wrist strength for giving nice
>backrubs ... and I save the rest of my strength for strawberries and cream
>.. (MMMmmmmmmmm ...) *grin*

Yeah, sure, OK....  (too bad, nothing like a little pain now and
then to keep the blood flowing...)  And I haven't met the woman yet
who could give me a good backrub without their hands getting too
tired... (yes, that *is* a challenge...)

>>rip(WhipMeBeatMe,MakeMeWriteBadChecks)
>I'm sure you can handle the 'writing bad checks' part, yourself ... if not,
>just apprentice yourself to Sacramento Petey, the most shifty-eyed Gov. in
>the West ...

Or just about any Senator or Congressperson...

>Sorry ... I just can help it.  I'm a grad student in political science, for
>goodness' sake!

My Gawd!  A PoliSci major!!  I didn't think they made those anymore!
I myself was an Econ major...  I just love to draw sensless graphs...

rip