HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: motorcycles
Date: 9 Sep 92 19:06:02 GMT
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department

In article <pkt9reg@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>My motorcycle class starts tonight.  Classroom on 
>Wednesday nights, riding on Saturdays.  OH BOY!
>
>I started preparing by buying every motorcycle magazine
>I could find.  I bought one for Harley riders that has
>tons of photos of actual women (not models) lifting their
>shirts to show off their tits.  Apparently voluntarily.
>There were no comparable luscious pec displays, though.
>
>I wonder if there's a market for magazines featuring bits 
>of male beef posing (semi-)nude on Harleys.  I'd buy 'em.
>
>---
>c j silverio
>equal opportunity cheesecake

   Tell ya what, CJ.  If you'll flash your hOOters for Biker-Mama magazine,
I'll do the same for Harley-Dude magazine.  Although I'll have to borrow
a Harley... and some pecs.

john


-- 
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From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Re: Alright... I'm gone. (summer ends!)
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 23:52:52 GMT

cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
# cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
# : In article <Btx54D.GtI@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca writes:
# : |alright - I"m gone... had some fun, but I just can't handle this group.
# : |[...] too much of cj (flashbacks to that awful .gif!),
# : 
# : After this, nobody can say I haven't contributed something of
# : substantial value to the net.  I may not be Gene Spafford, but I
# : helped drive Steve Franklin away!
# 
#   In future days, bards will sing the tale of the warrior CJ who drove back
# the hellish stupidity demon from the very halls of the sacred palace.
#   May I humbly beg to be allowed to worship the lint between your toes?
# From a suitably respectful distance?

Indeed.  I'm going to start working up an Irish style ballad.

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

Note the user name.
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From: jle@locus.com (John Elghani/10000000)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.config,rec.humor
Subject: BUSH
Date: 7 Sep 92 08:21:57 GMT
Organization: LC


Q. Where does the Quail usually hide? 

A. Underneath the Bush.

BTW, isn't this's what's happening in some white hours around the east coast?

jle
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: flaming
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 22:25:18 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.172257.11673@news.iastate.edu> tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu writes:

>flame the newbes and there wont be any!

GOOD!!!!

BTW is a newbe  a pubescent lads first pubes?????

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.usage.english
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Literafisms
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 17:11:27 GMT


ok, here they are.  I consider the ones from literature to be true
literafisms (yahoo, quixotic) and the ones myth or folk tales to be
mythofisms.  Some of these are neither, hermetic is from a real
person, Hermes Trimes____.

pollyanna              apollonian          Gargantuan       
quixotic	       oedipal             Gorgonian        
lilliputian	       furious             Mephistophelean  
Pecksniffian	       harping             Pantagruelian    
Panglossian	       panic               martial          
herculean	       Brobdignagian       medusan          
narcissism	       sibylline           procrustean      
pandoras box	       musical             satanic          
hermetic	       solomonic           tantalizing      
faustian	       orphic.             vulcanized       
shylock 	       scrooge             Sisyphean        
Heepish 	       shylock             Barmecide        
jovial		       Pickwickian         Hellerian        
mercurial	       Lothario            Catch-22         
dionysian	       Arthurian           yahoo
mosaic		       martial             serendipitous   
Arthurian	       jovial              solomonic      
Athenian	       mercurial           Circean        
chimeric	       vulcanized/volcano  Lethean.       
gargantuan	       babbitry            
Orphic		       Falstaffian         
stygian		       priapic             
terpsichorean	       boreal              
		            
--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What is my future?
Date: 7 Sep 92 05:44:37 GMT
Organization: sulphur & oxygen

waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (jujuman) writes:

] Distribution: world
] 
] I have often pondered the many things I can contribute to talk.bizarre,  
] but before now it had not struck me that I never asked what talk.bizarre  
] can offer me. What does the future hold for an alumnus of talk.bizarre?  
] How does he/she/SteveFranklin fare in the real world, and in other  
] newsgroups?
] 
] --
] When do I get my diploma?



an interesting series of questions.  I think I can help you out
by letting you (and many other people) in on a little secret:

We Have Membership Cards.

These cards are recognized and respected the world over, in many
fine eateries, lumber yards, and abbatoirs.  

and HOW, i bet you're asking, can I get one?

send me your US Mail address and the following information:

name
net address
how long you've been on talk.bizarre (in years)


and i'll mail it to you.

BoB
teCh
BETTER'n BoBcarDs
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bjcg2405@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (gn0tt)
Subject: short shameless confession
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 19:48:42 GMT

Hillary Clinton came to the U of I campus today.

I got to shake hands with her.

I think she likes me.
From: psg+@pitt.edu (Paul S Galvanek)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Misogynist
Date: 8 Sep 92 19:43:18 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

In article <pjm01bo@fido.asd.sgi.com> misc.test writes:
>
>If Duh Duhdson disagrees with that aim, then Duh Duhdson thinks
>men ought to treat women badly.  Now, think carefully, Duh.  You
>think you ought to treat women badly, therefore you are:
>
>    a.  an Alan Alda clone!
>    b.  a swell guy who will get lots of dates!
>    c.  a candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize!
>    d.  a misogynist who thinks marital rape is A-OK and
>        domestic violence is a healthy part of a normal
>        relationship!
>

Judging by my own personal observation of the choices women make in men,
clearly the answer is b.

PSG






Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: biggles@next02wor.wam.umd.edu (David "Dave" Smolar)
Subject: did I buy canteloupe?
Keywords: oh, none really
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 16:41:03 GMT


From  alt.sex.stories:

	
My slice of melon still held to my lips, I began licking it slowly,  
my
tongue running around the tip of the succulent, curved spear.

 I gleefully rubbed sticky melon juice all over my breasts, all the
time watching the action on the television.




		"Hey, honey, 
			have you seen the remote?"



				--bigglesomewhereinthecouch


-- NewsGrazer, a NeXTstep(tm) news reader, posting --
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From: 00ajtemplin@bsu-ucs.uucp
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: WANTED: Computer Trivia
Date: 7 Sep 92 01:49:26 GMT
Distribution: world

In article <1992Sep4.064241.7208@uwm.edu>, anthony@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Anthony J Stieber) writes:
> (I have four 8 inch Wangs).

Braggart.

-- 
      Operation:MINDFUCK                     Ad Meorium Cthulhi Gloriam
      =========All hail the leader - whose name is SOULFACE!===========
      nosilla@bsu-cs.bsu.edu     or |              SPAM Division Hours:
      cliffo@altair4.alt4           |  None Posted. Call (317) BUG-RAPE 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu
Subject: now
Reply-To: tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 18:46:36 GMT

Now, now, tell me know, I want to know, now, tell me, tell me, now, I want
to know all of it, now, tell me now, now, all of it, YES!

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: Rictus Hep Screams His Response
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 06:31:54 GMT


                     "FUCK YOU, UNIVERSE!"



bill                    bill         @          wetware.                    com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 92 02:03:19 GMT

In article <pnvia9o@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>Gypsy's argument is the one that convinces me.
>I will celebrate my freedom & emancipation by
>giving myself the things I really want.  And by
>giving money to Food Not Bombs as well.
>
>---
>c j silverio
>neighbors, brace yourselves



Boy rp, that's a shot at you out of nowhere.


M
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: MAGIC.BOB
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 19:36:37 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <5=!z6lc@rpi.edu> zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu writes:
><LWEBB@UCF1VM.BITNET> writes:
>
>>talk.bizarre party at magicon a success but not quite resounding...
>
>Yup yup, thanks to Jonathan and Susan for an expertly hosted and
>well-stocked party. I'm only sorry that I showed up late, when T. Rev
>and -=paul=- were already leaving, but I was waylaid.
>
>Now all we need is an east coast BOB as some have mumbled about.
>Gypsy? Boston area folk? I'd volunteer, but I live in New Jersey.

If ever I get settled in we could have one in Boulder.  They'll
probably evict me from my place if we do, but...

Mark., Mr. Unpopularity here
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 19:24:20 GMT

In article <6117@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
)Blair writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
)>>>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
)>>>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
)>>>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
)>>>>>>>>Cadaverine.
)>>>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
)>>>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
)>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
)>>>>Carasso.
)>>>Countach.
)>>Coup d'etat.
)>Corfu.
)Ceteris Paribus.
Copycat.

				--Blair
				  "Neener, etc."
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.smouldering.dog.zone
Subject: Re: dumb shirts
From: Ian N.G. Anema <A605A559@HASARA11.BITNET>
Date: Wednesday, 9 Sep 1992 23:08:41 CET
Organization: SARA - Stichting Academisch Rekencentrum Amsterdam

In article <1992Sep9.033800.26069@bradley.bradley.edu>, death@buhub.bradley.edu
(Dustin Slater) says:
>
>In <1992Sep9.022911.10859@fcom.cc.utah.edu> PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr.
>wonderful)
>writes:
>
>>               picture of a cartoon horse lying on the ground.
>>                               (underneath this)
>>               "help i've fallen and i can't giddyup"
>>               i wanted to kill real bad for a moment, but i got over it.
>
>you know.....too much self restraint is a bad thing. sometimes you have
>got to give into a need, and indulge yourself.
Two thoughts come to mind at a moment like this:
1. 'No jury would ever convict you!'
2. #1 is the thing they said to Al Capone, the alleged mafia-boss, whom of-
   course he's not, as some of his assistents urge me to tell you...
 
=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
Ian N.G. Anema     Alkmaar, THE NETHERLANDS     A605A559@HASARA11.BITNET
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ING_Anema@sara.nl^^^^^^^
"If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."  - Mel Brooks
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Fuck you, Dave Hill, and the sausage you rode in on
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 17:18:20 GMT

cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
>Once again, you have flamed a well-loved and respected oldbie, a
>man with a ponytail longer than any ponytail YOU'LL ever find
>extruding from your pustulent skull.

Oh, sure.  Start a dick-size war with pony tails.

Mine is bigger.  My pony tail, that is.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: challenge for Carasso
Date: 9 Sep 1992 01:20:56 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

In article <1992Sep8.175210.25592@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>I am proud to announce: nmsu has just joined the Ivy League; by the
>Grandfather clause I am an Ivy Leaguer-that makes me better than you,
>Rog, and all the rest of you non Ivy-Leaguers out there.

What is this 'just joined' bullshit? 
a) It is a well known fact that Ivy League schools suck (no, SUCK) at football.
b) Guess which U was at the bottom of Sports Illustrated's ranking for this
	college football season in Division I-A.

5150
extract your own damn syllogism
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Destiny
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 22:21:08 GMT


I think about the future a lot.  I keep trying to imagine what the
future will most likely bring.  It's a morbid fascination with me,
because the future rarely seems like it will mean much real
improvement in the quality of my life.

It's not that I'm a afraid of the future -- no, in fact, I'll feel a
certain amount of relief if it actually turns out as terrifying as I
can imagine.

I will have been right.  I will be able to point with pride at the
savagery, the horror, the awful bonecrushing inhumanity of the world
of the future -- so much more cruel and perverse than it is today --
and say, ``I knew this would happen.''

Thus my whole life will climax in the ultimate inane followup.


-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

"there's a lot going on that you miss. nothing soft about THESE
machines. mean, timeless, mean, purposeful, crammed with meaning."
                                                  -- Andrew Palfreyman
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: RP White
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 21:39:25 GMT

In article <6218@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:

>LT R. P. White
>Head, Coherent Radiation Emission Weapons System (CREWS) Project.

>^^^^My new hyped up job title.

You need to change that to "Sensi". Makes for a better acronym than
HCREWS.


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"When we talk...7% of communication is conveyed by meaning of words, 38% from
intonation, 55%...takes the form of visual cues." John Walsh, Compression Labs
From: 5405P@CC.NPS.NAVY.MIL ("rpwhite")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: QSound{tm} Question
Date: 10 Sep 92 21:39:15 GMT


   "This recording was mixed in QSound{tm}, a new audio
    technology producing a wider, more natural
    sound field.

    To hear the QSound{tm} effect youmust be positioned
    centrally between the two speakers. If the dog barking
    at the beginning of the record doesn't sound like he's
    in the yard next door then your speakers are out of
    phase."

One of the problems associated with not having a permanent place of
abode is that my audio system is in boxes in some warehouse somewhere.
When I buy a tape I have to listen to it in my car. I cannot buy CD's
because I do not have a CD player in my automobile. My question is this:
the dog barking at the beginning of the record sounds like he's in the
trunk, are my speakers out of phase?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jhughes@techbook.com (John Hughes)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Organization: Answerable Style Software
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 16:23:19 GMT

In article <xrtn+np.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>
>Mark., my world's crumbling around me

That happens when you get a job.


-- 
John Hughes                   Purgamentum init, exit pargamentum
jhughes@techbook.COM          Not affiliated with TECHbooks
From: middle@cse.uta.edu (William J Middleton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Testing that .sig thing
Date: 5 Sep 92 00:04:35 GMT
Organization: Computer Science & Engineering, Univ. of Texas at Arlington


git back in your ^Kave

bILL
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Subject: Re: WHOS THE BIGGER NAZI?
Organization: The NorWEB Federation
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 20:07:45 GMT

Rick Kelly (rmk@rmkhome.UUCP) wrote:

> Old Yugo.  Wasn't that a movie about a dog?

	Yeah, except nobody cried at the end when it died.


--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
"I would say 'get a life' but then I'm sitting here posting News." -Bob Carroll
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Subject: Re: Where are all the newbies?
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 03:32:46 GMT

In article <1992Sep12.151704.11766@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
*In article <1992Sep11.030357.1338@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
*>Mark "Gosh how I miss Bolton Hall" Lippert
*
*Not.
*Bolton is merely our business school. lots of young republicans angst over
*statistics problems in the bolton labs. for true hell and newbies, one must
*go to ems where one finds the truly backwards.

I don't go into EMS unless absolutely positively necessary.


Mark "Now even less than ever" Lippert
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Thanks CJ
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 16:27:31 GMT

In article <pp0g5qo@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:

=dodsodt2@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Don Dodson) writes:
=|For the record:  yes, I am against abortion.  I believe it is one of
=|the most terrible things a person can do to a woman.  

=And now we see what Duh's problem is:  he doesn't think women
=are persons.  He doesn't think they're capable of making their
=own decisions.

A common problem among a lot of people, particularly ones that can't
run their own lives in a responsible manner. That doesn't stop them
from trying to ruin others, though.

=Maybe it's just that he's never met a woman.  Can some male
=in Indiana introduce one to Duh, so he can get some first-hand 
=experience that women are human beings?  (Better stay close by,
=though, in case the shock makes Duh unstable.)

Hold it, CJ. What have the ladies in Indiana done to make you wish
such a fate on them? Besides, some of them are my cousins, and certainly
don't deserve him....


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"When we talk...7% of communication is conveyed by meaning of words, 38% from
intonation, 55%...takes the form of visual cues." John Walsh, Compression Labs
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Thanks CJ
Date: 9 Sep 92 22:01:28 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs


In article <josh.716073344@mowgli>, josh@cqs.washington.edu writes:
|cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
|>I'm pleased to announce cj's editing service for Neanderthals!
|>Yes, for a modest fee, I will edit your Usenet posts to remove
|>bad grammar, stupidity, misogyny, misandry, sexism, racism, and
|>hatred. 

|That'll certainly reduce the traffic in THIS froup.

You're right.  I am incorrect.  I shall modify my services:
I will *not* remove hatred from posts.  Hatred is natural &
healthy, and makes for interesting reading in t.b.

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c j silverio
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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 15:32:28 GMT

In article <pnvia9o@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>Gypsy's argument is the one that convinces me.
>I will celebrate my freedom & emancipation by
>giving myself the things I really want.  And by
>giving money to Food Not Bombs as well.

Sigh.  Just when I was thinking I had another zealot in the fold...
--scott

Life is too short to buy Yamaha equipment.
From: greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SUNBURST
Date: 8 Sep 92 12:29:18 GMT
Organization: Princeton University
Originator: news@nimaster

In article <fulton.715447801@silver> fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:

}the pressure on it became too much, and the sun exploded.  For just
}a moment, the sky was unbelievably bright, and then blackness
}settled over the world, and the remnants of the sun took their
}place in the night sky as hundreds of new stars.
}
}I turned to my bother.  "No winner," I said.  "Double or nothing on
}the moon?"  He nodded, and we turned to look at the moon, which was
}just rising.



HOW COULD THEY SEE IT IF THE SUN BLEW UP, YOU ST*P*D F*CK*NG B*ST*RD?!


YOU BEN FULTON ARE A FUCKING LOSER ! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

HUGS,

GORBY

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St. Terri forgive me for what I have done. I just had to get that out
of my system.



--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

        "greg came here for doughnuts and the zoo. "
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From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Tell me about your school!
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 13:59:12 GMT

In <1992Sep7.120303.19657@hellgate.utah.edu> tolman%mindblow.cs.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Kenneth Tolman) writes:

>Hello, I want to hear about other schools (universities)  I want to hear
>YOUR opinion of the place you go.

The Purdue Armory Coke Machine sells "Tab".

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
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