HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Fill-In-The-Blank Impaired
Date: 26 Jul 92 20:08:23
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
	<1992Jul24.064854.10813@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
	<1992Jul26.233823.3843@sequent.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: rip@sequent.com's message of 26 Jul 92 23:38:23 GMT

Rip comments:
>DreamWeaver asks:
>>Hmmm ... what's that make Lexi and me?  "Realistically impared"?
>Virtual Realistically Repressed....

Hey now, I'm not repressed, realistically or otherwise!  [LF yells as
he crosses the InvisiBorder into the State of Denial.]

Now, about that "virtual" part...I'm not a Villain in RealLife...

I'm a SeriousVillain.  Muahahahahahaha...

Lexi(OnlyTheGoodDieYoung)Fiend
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher)
Subject: Re: On Chivalry: RELAX!
Organization: Quitters Inc.
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 05:45:12 GMT

kimmyd@bnr.ca (Kimmy Posey P920)

>I think this thing sprang from my complex having to do with women in general.
>I mean I love women.  I love to look at them, talk to them, smell them, watch
>t.v. with them, listen to music with them, eat with them, lie on the grass and
>look at the stars with them, swim with them (really like that one) etc., etc.
>I particularly like being the object of their admiration and affection.  I
>love it when they depend on me for protection and solice.  Sounds sappy I know
>but while typing this post these thoughts suddenly came to me.  Must be some
>Freudian (sp?) thing at work here...

	Gee, and all I ever would ask of a woman was love.  Which
would be harder to fulfill?  His, or mine?  Just a thought.  Just an
answer.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: diana@wetware.com (CatWoman )
Subject: Re: Touching
Organization: Castle WetWare MouseCatcher
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 19:34:24 GMT


] crerar@rodan.UU.NET (Andy Crerar) shares: 
] >Hi guys!
] >
] >Evie, the Bladette, has somehow lost your various greatings. :'(  

Wait a sec!  I just realized what Andy said here!!

You mean there's ANOTHER Bladette?  One that is not
Blade's sister??  Are we producing female clones now???

Oh dear.

CatWoman
From: jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu (John M. Turner)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Hi all!  Did anyone notice I was gone?
Date: 28 Jul 92 05:01:57 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

LF writes:
>JT fesses up:
>>Okay, okay, I'll talk! (gee, that was too easy *grin*)
>>everybody take a DEEP breath! ...
>
>< B R E A T H >
>
>>[LongNIntriguingStory deleted]
>
>Can I let my breath out now?  8-)
Yes, you're starting to turn blue... *oops*

>>So now what do I do?
>
>Have fun, what else?  8-)
Working on it, working on it.....
[*Hug* below not deleted, it's worth it's weight in bandwidth...]
(as they all are)
>
>       HHHHH     HHHHH     UUUUU     UUUUU       GGGGGGGGGGG
>       H...H     H...H     U...U     U...U      G...........G
>       H...H     H...H     U...U     U...U     G....GGGGG....G
>       H...H     H...H     U...U     U...U     G...G     GGGGG
>       H...HHHHHHH...H     U...U     U...U     G...G
>       H.............H     U...U     U...U     G...G   GGGGGGG
>       H...HHHHHHH...H     U...U     U...U     G...G   GGG...G
>       H...H     H...H     U...U     U...U     G...G     G...G
>       H...H     H...H     U....UUUUU....U     G....GGGGG....G
>       H...H     H...H      U...........U       G...........G
>       HHHHH     HHHHH       UUUUUUUUUUU         GGGGGGGGGGG
>
>Lexi(RemindsMeOfWhatILikeAboutARCland)Fiend
Me too Adrian! *BigBrotherlyHug*

John "I hope I'm not dreaming" Turner
--
jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu                                  John "J.T." Turner
If I had known you would be coming into my life, I would have cleaned up
the house before you got here...
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Subject: Re: anyone notice me yet?
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 92 04:26:52 GMT
Organization:  Cuz I'm a Blonde!

In article <1992Jul25.205620.3282@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> ccolling@nyx.cs.du.edu (Lady Firebird) writes:
>this is only my third article in two days...
>hello?

Hiya! I'm not one of the official ARC greeters, but I guess I'll have to
do for now! I *love* your alias...Lady Firebird...oh my oh gracious...

I'm Tyger...I'm loud, crude, obnoxious, and romantic...nice combo, huh?
Keep writing!

>Catherine G. Collingwood, aka Lady Firebird       NCSSM '92

  Tyger (Your real name is cool too!)


-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker  And I would chose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com    That's if the choice were mine to make   
                          But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady  And you can have this heart to break
From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Clare!!
Date: 21 Jul 92 15:53:52 GMT
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA
Originator: groves@yam.tuc.noao.edu

From article <LF.92Jul20231237@barkley.berkeley.edu>, by lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend):
> Rip amazes:
>>Calling Clare West, calling Clare West.  Come in Clare West!
>                                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Hey, I tried to send you the chat pics, but it keeps bouncing on me!
> 
> Oh wow!  The last thing I remember bouncing on me was Sam D. Cat, and
> it wasn't exactly a pleasant experience, what with her claws and all...

And let me tell you, Adrian (notice I spelled it right...),
Sam still misses you.  Just last night she was standing on my
chest and whining for you...  Then she bit me.  I tried to tell
her that it wasn't my fault you left, but she wouldn't listen...

Lee
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver)
Subject: Re: anyone notice me yet?
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 23:02:58 GMT


Dwight queries Catherine:

> I notice you.  Got any useful comments besides a trite "hello?"
> Where is "nyx.cs.du.edu"?

I notice her to (and the DreamWeaver is impressed :) ...

As to where NYX is ... Denver Colorado ... the DreamWeaver's base of
Dreaming!

-DreamWeaver
 "
Xref: sparky alt.romance.chat:15698 alt.romance:10303
From: jpw@octel.com (Jason Winters)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat,alt.romance
Subject: Re: for julie
Date: 21 Jul 92 14:29:36 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Octel Communications Inc., Milpitas Ca.


>jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) orratates:
>>jeanie@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (jean.c.ward) shares: 
>>Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  I can see why you do. :-)  And I just LOVE that song!
>
>Me too.  As a matter of fact, I'll be walking down the isle (or in our case
>the path in the woods) to that song.  When it finishes, I will be standing
>in front of my very handsome fiance - and moments later, I will be his
>wife.  Cool, huh?


Now wait a minute!!  Just what kind of deal have you gotten yourself
into???  First, he's _your_ fiance;  then you're _his_ wife?  Shouldn't
that be "and moments later, he's my husband"? 

  Gotta keep things in perspective, ya know...  ;)


Another lurker trips and falls out of his closet...

Jason

--
|UUCP  jpw@octel.com
|VOICE (408) 321-6509
|LOCAL Hey, Jason!                                   o_.
|Disclaimer:  Not me! I didn't do *THAT!*           <|
|Local Disclaimer:  I'm not here!                    4
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jpw@octel.com (Jason Winters)
Subject: Re: MaineChat
Organization: Octel Communications Inc., Milpitas Ca.
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 23:57:03 GMT

>>willing to do all the organizing. :-) Now, if you want to announce a
>>FirstNightChat out your way and do the organizing.... :-)
>
>I'd be more than willing to help get things organized, but I can't do it all
>myself...what say you, West coasters? 
>
>  Tyger

Sounds like **FUN** Tyger!

 I'll help!! I'll help!!!

Uhmm.... do I have to bring a whip and chair?

Jason

-- 
|UUCP  jpw@octel.com
|VOICE (408) 321-6509
|LOCAL Hey, Jason!                                   o_.
|Disclaimer:  Not me! I didn't do *THAT!*           <|
|Local Disclaimer:  I'm not here!                    4
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: kimmyd@bnr.ca (Kimmy Posey P920)
Subject: To SLS: Man! sounds ...
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, BNR-RTP 
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 13:43:36 GMT

... downright ghastly!  Both alternatives!  I will certainly avoid any sit.
that would merit such penalties.

KimmyD
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Bathtime for Tyger
Date: 21 Jul 92 06:13:43 GMT
Organization: Cuz I'm a Blonde!

In article <1992Jul20.095252.17294@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au> t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle ) writes:
>lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
>>Tyger asserts:
>>>IronEagle placates:
>>>>Please ladies, do not fight because of me...  *hugs to both of the
>>>>lovely ladies...*
>>>We weren't fighting! We were having a discussion at the top of our lungs! :)
>>Say, wouldn't the top of your lungs be just above your...er...
>
>Hmmmm.....yeah just above about ummm....err....there?

Yup...You are in the right area...:)

>Well, I think I will have to check this out to a greater depth...

"above" would indicate height, wouldn't it? I guess you just like digging in...
is that it? ;)

>-IE!

    Tyger

-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker  And I would chose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com    That's if the choice were mine to make   
                          But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady  And you can have this heart to break 
 
                       
        
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Baboo (Holton, Jeffrey))
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Jokes/Payback
Date: 24 Jul 92 16:13:25 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University
Originator: news@lafcol

In article <BrrBwp.5zB@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) writes:
>HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Baboo (Holton, Jeffrey))
>>I was personally very offended by all of your intentional male jokes!
>>
>>
>>..but they were funny.  :) :) :) :) :)
>
>
>you should be with a name like Baboo...*snicker*
>
>:)
>.
>.

I'm going to try this one more time...now SOMEONE in this group
should have caught the Charlie Brown reference.  It's what Sally Brown
used to call Linus van Pelt.

I *THANK* my girlfriend for it.  It's very touching!  I even like it
better than I like peanut butter.

..well, except when lunchtime rolls around and I'm hungry...then
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: hi all...
Date: 30 Jul 92 08:17:12 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

Clare hugs:
}pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris) writes:
}>That all depends on what you were charging my dear..
}
}Hugs of course - preferably real but electronic will have to do I
}expect.
}Why don't you have a loan?
   [hugehug taken and enjoyed]

Thank you  *blush*

Have a 

    *****    *****    *****    *****      *************
    *   *    *   *    *   *    *   *     *            *
    *   *    *   *    *   *    *   *    *    **********
    *   *    *   *    *   *    *   *    *   *
    *   ******   *    *   *    *   *    *   *   *******
    *            *    *   *    *   *    *   *   *     *
    *   ******   *    *   *    *   *    *   *   ***   *
    *   *    *   *    *   *    *   *    *   *     *   *
    *   *    *   *    *    ****    *    *    *****    *
    *   *    *   *     *          *      *           *
    *****    *****      **********        ***********

 back.

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle
==============================
One smile and suddenly nobody else will do

-- 
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
                                            --  Charlie Brown
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Subject: Re: Tygers
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 17:20:13 GMT
Organization:  I said WHAT!?!
Distribution: world,australia

In article <1992Jul27.122050.6406@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au> t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle ) writes:
>code@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu writes:
>
>>Tyger can't cause allergies cos she's a Tyger, not a conventional cat.
>
>Hmmm...wouldnt be possible that Mr Code has a thing for Tygers?? =)

Doesn't everyone?

>-IE!

   Tyger

-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break
From: kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: To BDC on BDC
Date: 30 Jul 92 13:36:38 GMT
Article-I.D.: mixcom.1992Jul30.133638.11008
Organization: Milwaukee Internet Xchange BBS, Milwaukee, WI U.S.A.


Lis GRW posts:
>Good Romantic Witch!  GEMR is really good with her whip! 
Not to mention the frying pan.....Ask Mad Dog.

BDC(WithARealLong....er...Memory)
-- 
   "Life is a highway, I want to drive it all night long" 
    Tom Cochrane 
    1983 750 Maximum
    kkwwkk@mixcom.com                 shaw@mixcom.com
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Beethoven's 6th
Date: 31 Jul 92 20:36:05 GMT
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.

In article <1992Jul31.145724.12236@csd.brispoly.ac.uk> pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris) writes:
>
>Have to admit I've not tried it myself (in the context we're talking about :)
>
>It just strikes me that there's all this nice anticipatory music, then a
>bit of rustic amusement; then the climactic storm and a period of calm
>reflective stuff to end with.

Hmmmmmmm... sounds perfect for sex.  If you could only get the timing down
perfectly...


Michelle
~~~ "The astronomer who hated women generally, caused her so much puzzling
speculation that she one day asked Mr. Stelling if all astronomers hated
women, or whether it was only this particular astronomer.  But, forestalling
his answer, she said, 'I suppose it's all astronomers: because, you know, they
live up in high towers, and if the women came there, they might talk and
hinder them from looking at the stars.'"  -- Marian Evans, _Mill on the Floss_
From: HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Baboo (Holton, Jeffrey))
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Fate?  (Was: RE: lost & lonely)
Date: 22 Jul 92 12:14:32 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University
Originator: news@lafcol

In article <1992Jul22.034008.17457@samba.oit.unc.edu> Catherine.Collingwood@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Catherine Collingwood) writes:
>*why* did it have to be that I am stuck in Western North Carolina
>without a car and my boyfriend is nine hours away in coastal
>Virginia?  Even with a car that's a bit too far for most weekends.
>
>And of course, this is going to be the way things are for the
>next four or five years...
>
>(end of whine.  back to our regular program.)
>
>
>Catherine G. Collingwood, aka Lady Firebird
>ignore the post address, my e-mail address is catherine@lambada.oit.unc.edu

Well, I don't believe in fate, so that can't quite be it.  Still, I
know about 2/9 of what you're saying most of the time, but I don't even
have a car, so believe me, 118.3 miles is very difficult to walk (so I
can whine just as much as you!).

Then again, at the moment, she's in my home state, California, for the
summer, and I'm stuck out here next to hers in PA.  Bad planning on our
parts, I suppose.

Do you like white whine?  Let's share some.

whine...whine...whine...

--Jeffrey
hj46%lafayacs.bitnet@lafibm.lafayette.edu
(I *STILL* don't have a .sig.  Sorry.)
From: kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Tiger (Not Tyger) Poster
Date: 27 Jul 92 17:37:58 GMT
Article-I.D.: mixcom.1992Jul27.173758.14804
Distribution: na
Organization: Milwaukee Internet Xchange BBS, Milwaukee, WI U.S.A.


As life happens to pass us by, we can either take
chances or just play it "safe" and "secure".  Well for
a part of my life I played the "safe" route, now hopefully
that has changed.

Today I took a big step.  A risk.  Two years ago I was able
to take a photo of tiger that turned out very well.  I have since
made re-prints for several people who had asked.  Last year I
gave framed photo of the tiger along with the following:

	I patiently sit, waiting, watching
	So long ago I roamed free
	From India, to China, on up to Siberia
	I wandered wherever I chose
	Honored and Praised
	It has now come to this...

So what's the big step you ask?  Well I'm glad you asked.  Today
I officially am getting a run of posters made from the photo and
the musing is being printed along the bottom border of the poster.

So now, a part of me will be out there for all the world to see.  And
yes it is scary for someone who is a private person.  

Just thought I share a part of what is going on in the life of the
Brown Dirt Cowboy......

BDC
-- 
   "Life is a highway, I want to drive it all night long" 
    Tom Cochrane 
    1983 750 Maximum
    kkwwkk@mixcom.com                 shaw@mixcom.com
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ins499y@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Mr D. Peethamparam)
Subject: Re: Big trouble.
Organization: Monash University
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 04:52:34 GMT

DreamWeaver muses:
:   Now if I could only convince some other people in my life that rules
:   aren't necessarily the best thing to live by.  Relationships run by
:   the head, not the heart or both, may be safe ... but they seem to lack
:   the wonderful spontenaity that makes life worth living.

Agreed.  As I said to Clare, it's time to just _enjoy_ this....

The Cowboy Junkies said it best.....

	If I was the heart and you were the head,
	would you think me very foolish
	if one day I decided to shed
	these walls that surround me
	just to see where these feelings led,
	if I was the heart and you were the head?
		("If You Were The Woman..." from "Black-Eyed Man")

Time to shed the walls, and to follow my feelings......

Thanx for the advice.

Deeran.

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: To Catherine:  I noticed ...
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 18:43:50 GMT

velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) shares: 

>Anyway... this raises a pretty entertaining question, which perhaps not-so-
>coincidentally refers to not only "When Harry Met Sally", but last nights
>rerun episode of "Northern Exposure":  What's in a name?  As Harry Burns
>pointed out, you can't have great sex with someone named Sheldon (my apologies
>to anyone reading this group who is named, or who has had great sex with
>someone named Sheldon).  So, what makes a name sexy?  I, for one, -would- find
>the name Catherine sexy, just because I think Catherine Deneuve is one of the
>most beautiful women ever.  Do you find yourself associating names with other
>things, and that affects your opinion?  Or (and this is a fairly facetious
>question), do you find yourself meeting someone, thinking about moaning
>his/her name in bed ("Ride me, Sheldon!"), and if it doesn't work, you drop
>any interest?  *grin*

*Julie promptly falls off her chair with laughter*

Oh Michelle, this was great!  I'm sure the other secretaries in my area
are wondering what the heck is so dang funny, but who cares.  Everyone needs
a good laugh now and again, and you have provided it today.  Thanks.

*Julie tells the guys in the white jackets that she won't be needing their
services....*


=========================================================================
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|   "Look into my eyes, you will see
 Grasshopper 			|   What you mean to me
 PR Agent for Blade		|   Search your heart, search your soul
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|   When you find me there, you'll search
 FUTURE MRS. JULIE SALTER	|   no more....."
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 many titles here?		|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
=========================================================================
From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Catholics from the closet?
Date: 29 Jul 92 15:47:00 GMT
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA
Originator: groves@yam.tuc.noao.edu

From article <1992Jul29.130905.3236@csd.brispoly.ac.uk>, by pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris):
> LF reveals his deep, dark secret[*]:
> }Garrett asks:
> }>JT reveals:
> }>>Before we took off, I learned that we were both Catholic,...
> }>Great story, JT. :-) Good thing you opened your mouth. :-) I was just
> }>curious--this makes three admitted Catholics on the group.
> }
> }Does that include me?  I mean, I don't think she's ever been in
> }ARCland.  Mebbe she should...8-)
> 
> [*]   Which turns out to be the same as mine
> 
> Paul

Add one more to the list....  (8 years or parochical school, too!)

Lee
From: dars@joplin.biosci.arizona.edu (David AR. Sanders)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Catherine a sexy name?
Date: 31 Jul 92 04:12:22 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Biotechnology, Tucson

In article <1992Jul30.132740.7982@wetware.com> diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) writes:
>dars@joplin.biosci.arizona.edu (David AR. Sanders) writes:
>
>] velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:
>] >catherine@lambada.oit.unc.edu (Catherine Collingwood) writes:
>] >
>] >>Besides, no one's ever written a poem or a song about
>] >>Catherine, though all you Amandas, Joannas, Sarahs, and
>] >>such are so lucky...
>] >
>] >Wait... really?  I'm racking my brains to think of one.  
>]  Well, I can think of two songs that use names close to that...
>]  
>]   Cathy's Clown - can't remember who wrote it
>]   Daylight Katy - Gordon Lightfoot
>]   
>Hey!   Somone else who knows of Gordon!!

Hey !!!! Gordon's the Man :-) !!!!

>
>dars@joplin.biosci.arizona.edu 
>     ^^^^^^^
>I gotta ask - is this named after Scott or Janis???

I believe its after Janis.  Mym other account is on hendrx (after Jimi,
and we have a Mozart, a Brahms, a Chenier, and a Waters. :-)

Wasn't my idea, but its rather fun when they get a new system in and
they have naming competitions.  :-)

>
>CatWoman

  Now I have to ask, which of the various CatWomen are you named after ? :-)

tSP
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: I Am Still Around :)
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 22:54:53 GMT

In article <LF.92Jul20234126@barkley.berkeley.edu> lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
>Rip remarks:
>>LF puns:
>>>Debbie, you slay me sometimes!  [Audience groans at the ObviousPun.
>>>Some pipsqueak in the front row yells "POUND HIM! POUND HIM!" before
>>>his parents shut him up.]
>>Ya know, this sounds awfully familiar.... Maybe I am just having a
>>touch of DejaVu... and she likes it!
>
>Copping a feel again, aren't you?  I just don't understand how you can
>get away with impersonating a Highway Patrol officer.  [Audience
>groans loudly at the TrulyHorrendousPun.]

Har har, hardy har har, har har har.... it *is* to laugh...

Yes ma'am, it *is* a breathelyzer...

>>>I should hope not -- that'd leave too many deutschmarks all over my
>>>bod.  [Audience groans again.]
>>Hey!  Here it is again!
>
>And so it is...what the *heck* are you talking about???

Last night during our little 'chat' you used both of these phrases at
one point or another.  You really must come up with some new
matterial, my friend... :-)

rip