HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: palacios@lonestar.utsa.edu (Marco A. Palacios)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: UH! HUH!
Date: 14 Sep 92 13:37:16 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio


I heard on CNN that Ray Charles was in a car accident and had apparently
had his left testicle amputated as a result of the crash.
From: cholette@JSP.UMontreal.CA (Cholette Martin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Speed of dark
Date: 11 Sep 92 23:08:56 GMT
Organization: Universite de Montreal

In article <=4rnk4k@lynx.unm.edu> jfreter@triton.unm.edu (The Myth) writes:
>In article <1992Sep8.192524.6108@seas.gwu.edu> ahmad@seas.gwu.edu (Aftab Ahmad) writes:
>>	Read it in a comics book.
>>Speed of light is 186000 miles/sec. The speed of darkness cannot be measured.
>
>Well, since light and dark are opposites, and in number theory to some
>opposite means negative whil to others it means reciprocal
>
>the speed of darkness is obviously -1/186000 miles per second.
 WRONG !!!
 The speed of dark is 0 m.p.s. !!! You see, dark is nothing, it's merely
 the absence of light, it does not move, it simply exists until it is
 obliterate by the presence of light, only to return when this same light
 leaves.
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Pickup line
Date: 11 Sep 92 12:34:47 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1992Sep10.171750.18776@zooid.guild.org>, kovarski@zooid.guild.org (Mark Kovarski) writes:
|> 
|> Well, I have one and its pretty good.
|> 
|> You walk up to the chick and say, "Nice eyes, nice tits, nice ass. How much?"
|> 
|> Mark K.
|> E-Mail: kovarski@zooid.guild.org

Mark, boy are you going to get flamed.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: schy@rtsg.mot.com (Michael A. Schy)
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Organization: Motorola Inc., Cellular Infrastructure Group
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 18:25:29 GMT

In article <1992Sep10.001958.14093@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> wes@ian.stx.com (John S.) writes:
>Those familiar with stock car racing know of a driver named 
>Dick Trickle. (sp.) It's amazing to here the announcers pronounce
>his name with nary a chuckle. 

How about the Detriot Lions' Harry Colon.  He must
hate his parents.

-- 
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Mike Schy                 mikes%isdgsm@rtsg.mot.com
Motorola Cellular GSM     Disclaimer:  The sun's not yellow, it's chicken
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
From: calloway@lonestar.utsa.edu (Michael L. Calloway)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Chinese Restaurant
Date: 8 Sep 92 18:25:49 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

>>>>  Good one! I simply love it... great for dramas! Anymore of these?
>>>Ditto!  Very funny--really enjoyed it.
>>Oh, yes, I loved it, and I never even read it.
>You did not read it, how sad!
From: cm182s182@pdrome.UUCP (Clayton Miner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
Date: 3 Sep 92 23:41:52 GMT
Organization: The PowerDrome BBS [(716)825-3614 CNet]
X-BBS-Software: EXCELSIOR! v0.95f

Bringing up the point about the US Coast Guard commiting acts of piracy in 
Haitian waters leads us, I think, to the grandest American jokes of all....
 
    The Constitution....The Bill of Rights...and The Declaration of 
Independance....
 
Sad thing is no one is laughing...neither is anyone trying to do anything to 
restore them to meaning....
 
Skeksis - Me transmitte susrum, Caledoni
From: mauax@warwick.ac.uk (Brazil)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Hello
Date: 15 Sep 92 06:05:57 GMT
Organization: Computing Services, Warwick University, UK

In article <BuLJG6.JGH@news.cso.uiuc.edu> pa56680@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (P. Ialamanna) writes:
>In article <1992Sep14.225318.20487@wam.umd.edu> ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:
>>>>>Hello.  How are you today?
>>>>I'm fine, so cascade away!
>>>OK. You can call me ray.
>>You doesn't has to call me ray, you can call me Jay.
>Don't you have anything better to say?
Perhaps there is some better way?
From: loon@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za (LOON M J)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Elephant joke
Date: 11 Sep 92 12:24:33 GMT
Organization: Wits Electrical Engineering (Undergrads).

In article <10422@baird.cs.strath.ac.uk> pgh@cs.strath.ac.uk (Peter G Hendry) writes:

>In article <5#qn=kf@lynx.unm.edu> jfreter@triton.unm.edu (The Myth) writes:
>>In article <AeeZtfG00awHQ1u0cM@andrew.cmu.edu> gc2m+@andrew.cmu.edu (Ghim-Sim Chua) writes:
>>>What did the elephant say to the naked man?
>>>"you breathe through that THING?"
>>
>>Cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

>Q. How do you stop an elephant from charging?
>A. Take away its credit cards

How about rather:

A. Make a trunk call and reverse the charges!	
--
Marc Loon <loon@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za>
Student No: 8807871/X
Elec Eng. University of the Witwatersrand
Johannesburg

Conversation: a voice competition between two people
in which the one taking a breath is called the listener.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: krpeters@athena.mit.edu (Karl R Peters)
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 03:51:41 GMT

In article <92252.145310HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>In article <1692@heurikon.heurikon.com>, deanc@ex.heurikon.com (Dean Cheney)
>says:
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, IM GOING TO START THE WORST CASCADE    .
>>EVER
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHILE EATING THIS SLOP, I SEWED THE FIRST BROCADE BEAVER.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BILE FITTING RIG STOP, LIE SPEWED THIRST LIVER !!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE, AT LEAST DELIVER...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHO MAY I ATTRIBUTE TO THIS BEASTLY SLIVER?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TO SPAY A LUTE IN A GREASY RIVER
>>>>>>>>>>>>>DAMN CASCADERS THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER
>>>>>>>>>>>>I WILL NOT CASCADE; NOPE, NO, NEVER
>>>>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A TRAIN?
>>>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?
>>>>>>>>>R2-D2 ON THE BRAIN?
>>>>>>>>This cascade is damn insane!
>>>>>>>And it's really getting lame!
>>>>>>POST IN CAPS YOU WEIRDOS, WHAT ARE YOU DEAF ? !!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>YOUVE RUINED MY RIGHT EAR, HOW 'BOUT THE LEFT?
>>>>LEFT AT THE NEXT LIGHTS, UNLESS RED
>>>THIS SILLY THING IS SOMETHING I DREAD,
>>>BETTER I SHOULD BE BUSY IN BED !
>>WANKER, GIVE THY HAND A REST!
>PUT YOUR SISTER TO THE TEST.
GIVE YOUR MOTHER ALL THE REST.


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jswitzer@afit.af.mil (Chip Switzer)
Subject: Religious interpretations of "Shit Happens"
Organization: Air Force Institute of Technology
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 01:36:13 GMT



Here is a somewhat pedestrian view of some the religons of the world.
I got this from a T-shirt.  



	Religions of the World

Taoism:			Shit Happens.
Hare Krishna:		Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism:		I`ve seen this Shit before.
Islam:			If Shit Happens, take a hostage.
Zen:			What is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism:		Confucias Say, "Shit Happens."
7th Day Adventist:	Shit happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism:		Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism:		If shit happens, I deserve it.
Jehovah's Witness:	Knock Knock, "Shit Happens."
Unitarian:		What is this Shit?
Mormon:			Shit happens again & again & again ...
Judaism:		Why does shit always happen to me?
Rastafarianism:		Let's smoke this shit!

-- 

Chip Switzer                            "A witty saying proves nothing." 
jswitzer@afit.af.mil                              -- Voltaire 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: 2261as@gmuvax2.gmu.edu ( )
Subject: Re: Blond joke
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, Va.
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 12:54:44 GMT

In article <4414@equinox.unr.edu> lee@equinox.unr.edu (Lee T Grasseschi) writes:
>Why can't blondes be ranchers?
>They can't keep their calves together.

Y'know a friend of mine who just so happened to be blonde asked me
to post

How come all blonde jokes are one-liners?
So men can understnd them.

--
Standard array of disclaimers

-- 
My signature file...
Cool huh?
Gee, only one more line to fill up.
How's this?
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Subject: SMILIES wanted for compilation!
From: $ennsnr@brandonu.ca
Date: 14 Sep 92 16:47:51 CST
Organization: Brandon University, Brandon, Manitoba, Canada

O.K. folks! I am REALLY bored, so it's time to start a compilation. Could all
you computer people (and any other people as well) send me your smilies?

You know, things like : :-)  :-(  :>  ;)

The above are really simple, so please send me your smilies and their meaning.
After I have recieved enough, I will post the listing on rec.humor.

I figure with all you people out there, I should have enough smilies to make a
file in one or tow days.

SO SEND IN YOU SIMILEIS!!!! PLEASE!!!! I will be so happy if you do! :-)

As well, if you want me to e-mail you a completed copy of the list, send me your
e-mail address. (Include a smilie if you have one!)

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|\    |  _____ ______                 People who don't read are brutes
| \   | |        |    |				-- Eugene Inesco
|  \  | |---     |    |               --------------------------------
|   \ | |        |    |               Neil Enns
|    \| |_____ __|___ |_____          $ennsnr@brandonU.ca

Disclaimer: The views in this message are not necessairily those expressed by
Brandon University. However, if they wish to use some of them, I would be
flattered!

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pw15@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Subject: Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
Reply-To: pw15@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 01:03:07 GMT

In article <168549229.GLETTY@vmd.cso.uiuc.edu> GLETTY@vmd.cso.uiuc.edu ("Bruce E. Gletty") writes:
>In article <1992Aug27.195708.25113@bnlux1.bnl.gov>
>schroede@bnlux1.bnl.gov (gary l. schroeder) writes:
> 
>>In article <1992Aug12.185537.26594@news.columbia.edu> egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy) writes:
>>>In article <BsvuuI.E84@news.cso.uiuc.edu> tbuckley@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Tim Buckley) writes:
>>
>>How about the way that his administration continues with efforts to have
>>the Endangered Species Act legally "re-interpreted" to support his
>>position on logging in the domain of the Spotted Owl?  This appeal has
>>been rejected twice by two seperate high courts that have realized that
>>the Act is funtioning in just the way that was intended:  to keep men
>>like Bush from _bending_ the laws when the law dosen't suit them.

I don't know if this joke's been posted yet but here it goes. It's relevant to
this.

A guy is on a desert island starving to death but he sees a California condor
so somehow he manages to kill it and eat it. Anyway, later on a boat comes by
and he is spotted by the ship's captain, so he is rescued. However the captain
sees the remains of the California condor nearby and puts him under arrest. The
jury finds him guilty of killing an endangered species but the man pleads that
he had no choice as he was starving to death on that desert island, so he is
aquitted just for this instance. After the court is recessed the judge asks
privately how Cal. condor tastes. The guy responds "Something like a cross
between spotted owl and bald eagle."

Enjoy.

philip
"Washington Boulevard, east-bound. Thirty-three...Can I get a transfer, man?
Ninety-five cents?! FUCK YOU I'LL SKATE TO THE BEACH, AND I'LL LOOK BETTER
GETTING THERE!!!" - Faith No More, "Death March"
e-mail Philip Wang at pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kwfriber@mtu.edu (Kenberg Frieth)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 16:28:04 GMT

In article <u734120.716281450@bruny> u734120@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (John Lamp) writes:
>dos@major.panix.com (Dave O'Shea) writes:
>
>>peter@taronga.com (Peter da Silva) writes:
>
>>> Hibberts Law #14:
>>> 
>>> 	When two technologies are competing for the marketplace,
>>> 	the inferior one always succeeds.
>>> 
>
>>That would explain MS windows, wouldn't it? :)
>
>And VHS winning over Beta ;->

And why the MacIntosh is so popular, eh?

Punch cards forever!

Ken Friberg
From: stivers@etec.com (Robert Stivers)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NGH System For Marine Applications?
Date: 12 Sep 92 01:42:51 GMT

>From RBPRXS@uccvma.ucop.edu Mon Aug 17 12:21:49 1992
To: scott@korgrd.com, Stivers@etec.com
Subject: NGH Marine
Content-Length: 2359
X-Lines: 43

From:    Richard Stivers      RBPRXS @ UCCVMA
Subject: NGH Marine

I have read some promotional literature about marine applications of the
Nitroglycerine/Hydro Propulsion System. (Apparently, the literature was
published shortly before NGH went bankrupt from a rash of personal injury
suits.)

>From what I can remember, there are a few modifications you can make to ensure
compatibility.

First, the weight problem: You can reduce the weight of the system from two
tons to about 850 pounds by using the existing parts to make low-tolerance
molds, then recasting the parts out of aluminum alloyed molybdenum. I guess
NGH did some preliminary tests on this modification and had a few
problems--mainly with heat transpondence. I think you would have to mount the
system under your boat, or better yet, incorporate it as part of your hull,
for minimum friction.

Even then, the heat emitted by the system would be so great as to kill all
aquatic creatures within 200 yards of your boat during operation. (An unnamed
WhiteHouse aide has said that the President had an NGH system mounted on his
speedboat in Kennebunkport "for security reasons." Coming away from the dock
after the installation, the President enthusiastically gunned the system,
sending a plume of superheated sea water 250 feet into the side of his seaside
mansion. In a desperate attempt at PR management, the story of the violent
Eastern Seaboard storm was passed to the media. Aside from the extensive
property damage, several whales, octopi, smelt, and other creatures washed up
onto shore for the next week, scalded. Insider reports say George has been
unable to get any clam at his Kennebunkport home since.)

This touches on your question about the minimum ski rope length. You can
either lengthen it to 400 feet, or keep your current ropes, and simply buy a
lead-lined asbestos barefooting suit (manufactured by the now defunct NGH
Corp). The flotation device that accompanies the suit is really a modified
hot-air balloon.

Unfortunately, the Peltier effect semiconductor heat pump system has not been
attached to the NGH system, because this is a responsible product that
requires complete sobriety for safe use. However, I understand your interest,
so I will pass on a secret: Mount the exhaust turbofan outblow bank upwind on
the bow. You'll never want a beer (or a haircut) again.


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System)
Subject: Re: Humor
Reply-To: jota@iguana.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins)
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA, PORTUGAL.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 15:16:14 GMT

In article <22308@nntp_server.ems.cdc.com> you@ems.cdc.com writes:
>In article <1992Sep8.181936.11351@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, calloway@lonestar.utsa.edu (Michael L. Calloway) writes:
>|> >> (Andrzej Borowiec) says:
>|> >> >>  How come this is called 'rec.humor'?
>|> >> >Are you trying to start a cascade?
>|> >> He's probaly got a brain tumor.
>|> >Now look at the mess you made.
>|> What mess; where?
>Why did you step in it?
4 the same reason u did.

----
 joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.UUCP
 
 "Carpe Diem, she muttered, and laughed. We seize the day.	
  Well, sometimes, the day seizes back !" (Psychodrome) 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sci10019@nusunix2.nus.sg (YU HONG WEY)
Subject: More Ascii Pics
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 07:57:46 GMT

 I agree... keep it up.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: scot@jlc.mv.com (Scot Salmon)
Subject: Re: Road Signs
Organization: John Leslie Consulting, Milford NH
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 19:18:27 GMT

In article <bcrawfor.715732411@sol.UVic.CA> bcrawfor@sol.UVic.CA (Bryan Crawford) writes:
>I recently read a posting which described a funny road sign, and thought
>I'd add a few of my own.
>

My definite favorite is one I saw while I was vacationing in Scotland, near
the east coast. A *steep* road wound down a cliff to a small fishing village
at the bottom, and at the bottom of the road, it turned and just ended,
leaving a ten-foot drop into the North Sea. This sign was posted near the
edge:

                    --------------
                   |              |
                   |      _  _    |
                   |     / \/ \   |   (car driving off cliff edge, and
                   |     O    /   |    falling into the water)
                   |       \   \  |
                   | -----| O\/   |
                   |      |       |
                   |      |^^^^^^^|
                   |      |       |
                   |              |
                    --------------

Of course, this sign was situated so that by the time you read it, if you
were going more than about 10 km/h, you were out of luck.


-- 
                                          - Scot Salmon (scot@jlc.mv.com)
From: lee@equinox.unr.edu (Lee T Grasseschi)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Blond joke
Date: 4 Sep 92 22:55:09 GMT
Organization: University of Nevada, Reno

Why can't blondes be ranchers?
They can't keep their calves together.
-- 
	Lee Grasseschi				Opinions are strictly my own.
	University of Nevada, Reno              Who else is this belligerent?
	Mackay School of Mines
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Words for "Gimme an older woman" anyone?
From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)
Date: 3 Sep 92 22:06:06 GMT
Organization: gte
Keywords: Benny Hill song


Does anyone have the words to "Gimme an older woman" sung by 
Benny Hill?

All I can remember is

Oh they won't shout and they won't yell
And they're greatful as hell,
So gimme an older woman every time!

Ta!



-- 
"25 States allow anyone to buy a gun, strap it on, and walk down the street with
no permit of any kind: some say it's crazy.  However, 4 out of 5 US murders are 
committed in the other half of the country: so who is crazy?"   -  Andrew Ford
gtephx!forda@enuucp.eas.asu.edu  OR  !uunet!samsung!romed!enuucp!gtephx!forda
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: Hello
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 22:53:18 GMT

>>>Hello.  How are you today?
>>I'm fine, so cascade away!
>OK. You can call me ray.
You doesn't has to call me ray, you can call me Jay.
(what ever happened to that comedian anyway)



Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: st1ns@rosie.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Subject: Half-liners.
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 23:32:00 GMT


Seen on buttons at the World Science Fiction convention last weekend:

  "She's dead, Will, but you still need to use a condom."

  "Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?"

  "If it isn't original, it isn't sin."

  "There are two kinds of people in the world, and I'm not one of them."

So, okay, maybe you need to be a Trek fan for the first one to make sense,
but the others should parse.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Mark Kovarski <kovarski@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Pickup line
Organization: ZOOiD BBS
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 17:17:50 GMT


Well, I have one and its pretty good.

You walk up to the chick and say, "Nice eyes, nice tits, nice ass. How much?"

Mark K.
E-Mail: kovarski@zooid.guild.org

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jmunch@hertz.elee.calpoly.edu (John Munch)
Subject: Re: A Religious View of Life
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo
Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1992 10:58:14 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.212222.4492@newstand.syr.edu> mary@erc.cat.syr.edu (Mary Papp) writes:

>
>                A RELIGOUS VIEW OF LIFE
> 
>Taoism: Shit Happens.
>
>Confucianism: Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
>
>Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
>
>Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
>
>Hinduism: This shit happened before.
>
>Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
>
>Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
>
>Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
>
>Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
>
>Agnosticism: What is this shit?
>
>Atheism: I don't believe this shit.
>

Jehovah's witness: Knock, knock. "Shit happens."

-John David Munch
"Why are there more sightings of Elvis every year than miracles
attributed to God?">
From: I.A.Inman@newcastle.ac.uk (Ian Alexander Inman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Woody Allen joke #3.
Keywords: British Education.
Date: 11 Sep 92 14:33:30 GMT
Organization: Computing Laboratory, U of Newcastle upon Tyne, UK NE1 7RU.


Those who are easily offended, move to next article, especially has been comedians, and incompetent Government officials ...




































There were two dirty old men, sitting on a park bench outside a school.   One went by the name of Woody Allen, the other by the name of Kenneth Clark (British
Minister/Secretary for Education).    They were both just admiring the view.

Woody Allen turns to Kenneth Clark and says, "Do you know I managed to f**k two of
my step chirldren, not to mention have an affair with my gorgeous 21 year old 
step daughter, and she really gives me a Woody."

Kennneth replies, "Huh, nothing, in Britain people tell me I managed to f**ck the entire Education system."

				-----------------

Okay, it's an oldie I've updated, so what.   Ther's not that many jokes you can come up with about a half rate actor like Woody (by name, and BY NATURE :-]).

					I.A.Inman@newcastle.ac.uk


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From: drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Date: 14 Sep 1992 23:51:08 GMT
Organization: Univ. Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center

In article <weg9z5200UhW41t3IE@andrew.cmu.edu> lc1r+@andrew.cmu.edu (Lori Cole)
writes:
>I went through school with April N. (no middle name, just an initial)
>Paris.  Some parents merit capital punishment.

Once again, I should remark that I have a nephew named Scott Lynn Yard.

David Gutierrez
drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu

"Only fools are positive." - Moe Howard
From: jiang@cs.arizona.edu (Howard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: D'OH!! BART!!!
Keywords: ...
Date: 11 Sep 92 16:45:48 GMT



**************************************************
*             |  Bart Got an Erection      |     *
* |\/\/\/|   /   Bart Didn't Use Protection \    *
* |      |   |   Bart Got an Infection      |    *
* | (o)(o)   \_   _________________________/     * 
* c      _)    | /                               *
*  | '___|    <_/                                *
*  |   /                                         *
*  /____\       !!! DON'T BE A BONER DUDE !!!    *
* /      \                                       *
**************************************************
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine)
Subject: Re: Big nose jokes wanted
Organization: Youngstown State University/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 20:28:23 GMT


do you stick your nose into other peoples' business?... from across
the street?

is that your nose or are you dressed up as a pontiac?

smile, and the world smiles with you... sneeze and it's good-bye
Seattle!
-- 
Perry Tarantine  aa395  /*/     ///   /*/ Amiga: Computer for the
SysOp of the RPG Sig   /*/     ///   /*/     Creative Mind.
Type "Go RPG" and     /*/  \\\///   /*/ Your mother was a hamster
Join the Adventure   /*/    \XX/   /*/and your father smelt of elderberries
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