HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: fraternitis
Organization: University of Utah
Date: 20 Aug 92 10:38:24

my little brother richie is -- how shall i put this -- slightly
undereducated.  in addition, i have found him to be quite vulnerable
to suggestion.  yes, you're quite right: it *is* a perfect recipe for
fun.

it has been very hot, dry, and windy in salt lake city lately.  i have
been sneezing and coughing like everyone else in the valley, but when
richie complained to me of itchy eyes, i told him of the horrors of
conjunctivitis.  smelly green pus leaking from between crusted
eyelids.  maddening, painful itching.  malaise, fever, delirium.
eventually you welcome death with open arms.

last night he told me about a nightmare he had in which his eye
itched, and when he scratched it, it began to crumble.  the more he
tried to stuff the bits back in, the more his eyeball crumbled and
fell out.  he woke up in a cold sweat.

about five months ago, i sent him to his doctor, scared to death that
he had hiv.  i didn't tell him that the monster mountain bike ride i
had taken him on earlier that week had left me weak and sore for days,
too.

you may think i am cruel, but i have a generous side too.  so, in the
spirit sharing, i will take a few requests.  what shall it be next?
schistosomiasis?  a rare hemoglobinopathy?  or perhaps a nice,
inoperable brain tumor?

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:25955 rec.music.misc:21658 rec.aquaria:6489
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.music.misc,rec.aquaria
Subject: Stock, Aitken and Watertank
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 14:49:41 BST
Followup-To: alt.newbie,misc.test
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

Apparently Pete Waterman of PWL is one of the UK's leading producers of carp.

And no, that is not a typo.

I saw him interviewed about it on TV this morning.  He remained Koi about his
achievements.


mathew
-- 
"Even the most bizarre of the unions (probably that between a cat's gall
 stone and a single note 'G' from CNN's ident theme) managed to convey a
 sense of rampant impropriety."  -- 'Fortran Five', Simon G. Lawrence Leonard
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful Do the Right Thing
Date: 12 Aug 92 16:56:33 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <d83mv3m.rdc@netcom.com>, rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes:
> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
> )I registered to vote today.
> 
> I argued with my girlfriend in public for over an hour on why I don't
> vote.

> "Boo!"
> 
> abu carasso

Shouldn't that be Ubu?

Jason

> -- 
> ____________________________________________________________
> ___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
> Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
> Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hello....
Date: 13 Aug 92 01:47:55 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

IN ALT.PERSONALS catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Catherine Manry) writes:
)I may be sorry for this later....but does anyone want to talk????
)
)Bored and depressed,
)Catherine
)


GOOLEY.  I KNOW IT'S A LONG SHOT, BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU COULD
SCORE WITH HER.  SHE'S REALLY DOWN IN THE DUMPS AND HORNY.  HER
BOYFRIEND JUST LEFT HER.

GO! GO! GOOLEY!

-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: spin the wheel
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 01:27:23 GMT

In comp.lang.c U56779@uicvm.uic.edu writes:

>Can anybody tell me a code in c to spin the wheel after drawing it.
>thanks...

This is my favorite post of the week.

Wouldn't we ALL like to have a code to spin the wheel?

	  Can anybody tell
        me a code in c to spin
          the wheel after draw...

Well, it's certainly
not a haiku; it must be
just another geek.

							spin
							spin
							spin the wheel
Wheeeee!

		i gotcher code right here, buddy.

The WHEELS, the WHEELS!
				Let's all play SPIN THE WHEEL!
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: More Actual, Factual, Bizzare Happenings
Distribution: world
Date: 20 Aug 92 22:13:34 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love


A cobblestone intersection in TriBeCa. A man and a baby carriage. An
IMPATIENT man I might add. The light is green. He is tired of waiting.
Tightening his grip on the carriage handle, he decides to make a dash
for it. In the middle of the intersection, a wheel catches on a brick
in the road. The carriage bucks forward, the child bounces (once) and
slides to the ground, blankets billowing down to cover it.

Did I mention the bus? A big, belching, squealing, (kneeling) city
bus, roaring down the street. The impatient (PALE) man scrambles for the 
child, snatching only the blanket. (Remember the bus? Keep it in mind.) 
He finally manages to scoop up the baby, flinging it wildly against his
shoulder while grabbing the carriage and dashing to the far curb, inches
from the grill of the bus.

"Honey, why are there tire tracks on Junior's blanket?"

One more reason why men should never be left alone with things smaller
them. 

--
"They never go far," he said with a chuckle. "They never do what they
set out to do. Always pecking at new things are the *Bandar-log*."

...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: beb@pt.com (Bruce Buck)
Subject: Re: SSC
Organization: Performance Technologies, Incorporated
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 14:33:14 GMT

In article <1992Aug7.212011.7664@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
>I always get Dag Hammarskjold and Thor Heyerdahl mixed up.
>
Geez, what a coincidence.
For me it's Trygvie Lie and Ngyuen van Thieu.
From: edwardk@cup.portal.com (edward chungfan kwok)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Alt.personals.funny
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 13:51:45 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <16tsakINNbek@network.ucsd.edu>

>In article 19590@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu, winstonc@egr.msu.edu (Chuck Winston) writ
e
>s:
>} I am  looking for a female who likes to have fun and be herself. 
>} Someone who is outgoing and spontanious. (I LOVE surprises!) 
>} If you are interested or just want someone to talk to, write me!
>}
>} hope to hear from you soon!
>}
>
>This is not apparently limited to human females.  Perhaps just vertebrates?
>
Well, there appears to be a hidden limitation.  The respondent has to write.
Thus, the ad appears to be a limited offer to LITERATE FEMALE ORGANISMS.
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: LEASURE WORLD
Date: 21 Aug 92 20:23:24 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <#29mcpp.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes:
>
>I have seen the Future, and the Future is Leasure World.
>
>Yes, Leasure World: a mammoth 9000 unit senior citizen retirement
>community in Seal Beach, California, chock full o' electric golf cars


Anyone see Death Race 2000?
-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: annoyance
Date: 20 Aug 92 15:09:05 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

In article <8117@dirac.physics.purdue.edu>, sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes...

>I hate it when you want a coke from the coke machine but
>it's the kind of coke machine without an ethernet connection
>so you have to walk over there yourself.
> 
>I hate it when the sun doesn't rise for a couple days just
>because it forgot.
> 
>I hate it when you're on stage, in the midddle of a song,
>when you realize, "AIGH!  I don't know how to play these
>instruments!  Maybe that's why everyone looks mad."
> 
>I hate it when people shy away because they sense that you're
>Hitler reincarnated.

Can't be.  Hitler had a better sense of humor.

John G. Heim                                 Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu
From: nlp@vu-vlsi.vill.edu (Nick Pine)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep visits a.s.b
Date: 12 Aug 92 11:40:06 GMT
Organization: Villanova University

"May I sew you to another sheet?"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Seven Letter rot13 pair
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 21:39:49 GMT

bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
: |"nowhere" and "abjurer"
: 
: So is someone going to tell me the magic unix incantation to find all these?
: 
: Seems that some pipe of cat, tr, and grep ought to do it.
: 
: Then we can all waste truly exhorbidant amounts of CPU.

Well, tr '[a-zA-Z]' '[n-za-mN-ZA-M]' suffices for the rot13--but we all knew
that.

Run /usr/dict/words through it, or a better wordlist if you have one.
Then do 'sort /usr/dict/words words_13 | uniq -d' to find out all the words
that appear in both files.  That's how whatsizname got the list he posted
earlier, no doubt, since it seems to match up.

Or you can do what I do, which is to go through every single post you read on
talk.bizarre(or elsewhere on Usenet)and rot13 it, looking for words.  That's
how I found 'abjurer', since gypsy or somebody used 'nowhere' in their post.
Abjurer isn't in /usr/dict/words, though.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Nysinra, rot13 Psycho)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Tom Tom Club:Boom Boom Chi Boom Boom
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: nj's Homework
Date: 17 Aug 92 21:19:16 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

Aaron Humphrey:
|The story must be an acrostic.

So wasn't there recently a novel set in crossword puzzles?
Tell me I'm not crazy.

mr HEINOUS
getting far to fanatical for his own good
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Anagram
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 06:18:23 GMT

mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Tar") writes:

>Ranjit and I discovered yesterday, to our great disappointment, that my
>name contains no `T', and so there are no anagrams of my name that refer
>to Nostradamus.

'Tis foretold that snot follows a sneeze.'

			Nostrildamus.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: Re: Boom Boom
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.autos
Keywords: Quack, Quack
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 92 06:34:45 GMT

In article <1992Aug21.013547.15538@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:
>
>I just saw a commercial for "Rap Musk."  I sat on the edge of my seat
>waiting for the Energizer Rabbit to make an appearance.
>
>I'm still waiting.
  I feel the same way about the "Bathroom Duck" commercials, where the 
  duck keeps flying into the toilet bowl and going "quack, quack".

  WHERE'S THE BUNNY??????   WHERE'S THE FUCKING BUNNY


inspiring kinds quant to show,
john


-- 
v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-
    "Reality is a sandwich that I did not order."
			       Zippy the Pinhead (for president)
^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: STRIKE THREE
Date: 14 Aug 92 23:53:00 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

IN ALT.PERSONALS ap.3798@cupid.sai.com writes:
)
)This male is looking for females to correspond with that may lead to
)further enjoyments. 
         ^^^^^^^^^^
VAGUENESS CALL.
CHECK SWING.
STRIKE ONE.

)She should be adventurious, 
)intelegent, 
  ^^^^^^^^^
STRIKE TWO!

)please respond, to this humble and shy individual.

STRIKE THREE!

-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz)
Subject: Re: annoyance
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 08:41:59 GMT

>I don't have nightmares.  Is that healthy?  I mean, I have 
>dreams very similar to these, but they don't feel like night-
>mares.  

I have dreams where the creatures from the movie 'Alien' are invading the
Earth.  Ever since the time I dreamed that one ripped out of Reagan's chest
just as he announced on TV that 'Everything is under control', I've stopped
considering them nightmares.  Nowadays, the aliens are the good guys.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: walker@superboy.jsc.nasa.gov (Doug Walker)
Subject: Hello? 
Followup-To: walker@superboy.jsc.nasa.gov 
Reply-To: walker@superboy.jsc.nasa.gov
Organization: nasa-jsc
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 14:30:53 GMT

For people with such great wit
You people really spew some shit <g>

As a newbie to this net
I am really starting to get it

As I learn the in and out <???>
in, out, in , out, in out, in out, inout, inout, in in in in 
ah, ahhhh, aahhhhhhhhh <screams of ecstacy>

For what you read is who you are
Here  in the talk.bizarre
From: drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Help me hype up my job title.
Date: 16 Aug 92 01:59:12 GMT
Organization: Speakers for the Bread

rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) said: 
-I received a form to update my undergraduate school's alumni directory.
-I don't think they would take "El Supremo Commandante" as a job title.
-
-I do not want "assistant" in it.
-I do want "MIS" or "Information Systems" to appear in it.

Try "Administrator of Killing Systems" or "Administrator of Systems of
Killing".  "Death Supervisor" would probably work fine too.

						professional employee

-- 
      David Bedno		   	             drseuss@gorn.echo.com
		"Well shit eat, dude."  - Starcap'n Ra
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz)
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 14:10:37 GMT

Kent Paul Dolan writes:

>Ignoring information that can save ones life, that has been present and
>loudly apparent so long as one has been alive, and allowing oneself to
>become addicted thereby, and making rationalizations thereafter for not
>taking steps to break that addiction, is stupidity.  No kinder term will
>do.

Being a nonsmoker, I think I can argue against you without being referred to
as an addict.

The fact is, people have the right to do things which are dangerous (say,
hang-gliding, rock-climbing, swimming, surfing, etc.) without being stupid.
My particular vice is that I eat whatever I want to eat.  I would probably
live longer if I gave up red meat, gave up food that might have pesticides
or artificial flavorings, balanced my diet properly ...  I choose, knowing
full well the possible consequences to my life-span, to eat what I damn well
please.

Some people smoke.  Or drink.  Or have sex with people they don't know well.

All of these behaviors are self-destructive.  In fact, going out of one's way
to encounter any avoidable risk is self-destructive.  But not stupid.

Like many people, I'd far rather have an enjoyable life than a long, boring,
safe one.  I don't regard this as stupid at all.

>mjd comes up with one of the oldest, and least valid, rationalizations
>for failing to take himself in hand and break his addiction ever heard:
>too many other things in my life are more dangerous than smoking, and
>you don't advise me to cease participating in them. He gives the
>example of living in West Philadelphia with its attendant risk of being
>murdered. He thereby proves to be not just a self justifying addict,
>but innumerate to boot.
 
Statistically, smoking is more dangerous than living in the city, so you
call him stupid for smoking.  Well, statistically living in the city is more
dangerous than living in the country.  Do you think him stupid for living in
the city?  (Going to UPenn, maybe ... but cities in general?)

>Thus, ON THE EVIDENCE, smoking is FAR AND AWAY the most dangerous
>single risk to which mjd voluntarily exposes himself.

Perhaps it's also the most enjoyable risk.

If he wants to kill himself slowly, it's his right and priviledge.

>But, like most smokers and every addict I've ever met, he responds with
>delusions and attacks on the messenger when the point is made obvious,
>rather than with the rational behavior of a person unenslaved.

If he wanted to give up smoking and couldn't, he'd be enslaved.  As it is, he's
apparently just unwise.

>Bizarre behavior may not equate to stupidity, but in this case I fail
>to see the element that sufficiently differentiates the two.

Stupidity is doing something without knowing the risks involved.      
Self-destructive is knowing that the risks outway any possible benefits, and
doing something anyway.

Clear?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.elvis.sighting
From: cabizon@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov (THOMAS BIZON)
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center
Date: 12 Aug 1992 15:18 EST  

In article <1992Aug12.045828.25414@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, rcoursey@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Robert Leon Coursey) writes...
>Ok...for the last time...
> 
>Elvis is dead! He has been for a LONG time now. Let him rest in pieces.

I'll have you know that I used to think like that, but no more........
I saw Elvis in the Trucker's section of the McDonald's on the Eastbound
Ohio Turnpike by Exit 17.  He was eating an Egg-McMuffin and watching 
cartoons.

May Elvis be with you!!!!!!!!!!!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: Rictus Hep raises a few eyebrows at an opening
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 02:14:53 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 


"It's art.  It's *bad* art, but it's art."

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,soc.culture.german
From: poser@vxdsyc.desy.de (Till Poser)
Subject: Re: I LOVE GERMANY
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,misc.test,alt.test
Keywords: CARASSO
Reply-To: Poser@vxdsyc.desy.de
Organization: Deutsches Elektronen Synchrotron, Experiment ZEUS bei HERA
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 11:18:46 GMT

In article <904m+rg.rdc@netcom.com>, 
rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes:

Ach du liebs Herrgoettle von Bieberach!

CARASSO has come to town!

Ok, Kinder, spart Euch Flames und vorsichtig-freundliche Erziehungsversuche,
hier ein Versuch, das Phaenomen CARASSO einzuordnen:

 <1992Jul11.145606.7154@dscomsf.desy.de>:
}In article <ga12930@pro-haven.cts.com>, hman@pro-haven.cts.com
}(Heath Allyn) writes:

}|> I don't mean to be an idiot or anything, but WHAT THE HELL IS CARASSO?
}|> If I had the time to go back and read the thousands of messages ive missed
}|>I would!

}CARASSO is GOD OVER ALL!

}CARASSO is what is left in Your espresso cup after You've emptied it.

}CARASSO is the GREEN MOLD FROM HELL that invades the comestibles in Your }Fridge.

}CARASSO is the livid cancre on Your primary sexual organs.

}CARASSO is the baiter of newbies, the trapper of twerps, the delver for dweebs.

}CARASSO is the molester of maidens, harrasser of hindus, insulter of Islam.

}CARASSO is the plenipotent perpetrator of prurient perversions.

}CARASSO is the pillock of talk.bizarre.

}CARASSO in not GOOLEY.


}ALL HAIL CARASSO, GOD OVER ALL.

}[newbie information service]

Wer sonst noch Fragen hat, moege sich doch bitte mal in alt.wanted.moslem.gay
umschauen, um zu sehen was passiert, wenn man ihn ernst zu nehmen versucht. 

Den Followup habe ich bester CARASSO-Tradition umgesetzt, also Vorsicht!

       Till Poser         Internet: poser@vxdsyc.desy.de
-F35- ZEUS DESY/Freiburg  Bitnet:   POSER@DESYVAX
bldg.1b-235, Notkestr.85  Hepnet:   VXDESY::POSER (13313::Poser)
   D-2000 Hamburg 52      Tel.: -49-40-8998-2004
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I have one extra ticket for the They Might Be Giants show tonite
Date: 17 Aug 92 20:38:01 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA
In-reply-to: osa@wilbur.unh.edu's message of 17 Aug 92 00:01:16 GMT



In article <OSA.92Aug16190116@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:

   Now that you know everything, and pity me, I'd like to hear your ideas
   on how I should take revenge on whats-her-name.  Please be creative,
   but don't be gross -- I have a weak stomach. 


1) Take her on a date to the Tin Palace or better yet, Carl's and then
  have sex under the wagon-on-the-hill.  After that, she would
  welcome death.


2) Read Carasso posts to her outside her window all night, buck
  naked.


3) Tell her you are Bart Simpson.  Then prove it to her. 


4) Write her love poems using M-x dissociated-press.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (JENNIFER LENNARD)
Subject:   Repulican Truths (Oxymoron #406)
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 12:55:48 GMT


I must admit I was pretty terrified watching the convention last night.
Many of the comments made had *no* basis in fact & nobody there seemed
to notice.  Of course, there weren't that many people there - anybody
else notice the many empty seats?  My favorite tho was Voicovich's 
comment that Bush was committed to family values before it was politically
advantageous to do so.  This made me think back to an interview with
Madonna, in whcih she said that she was into crosses "before they were
popular."  I gues they're both a hell of a lot older than they look.

Did anyone else notice the outburst of applause whenever anyone said the
word "family" in any context?  Sort of like the secret word on Pee-wee's
playhouse....

    -Jenny Gutbezahl


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 01:28:13 GMT

quoth bc:
>but you better keep those fucking clove things outta my sight or I'll
>make you eat them. Cloves are for hams.

Oh dear.  That means I have to smoke them.  I'd better avoid the next BOB.

John, WB7EEL
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: My 4 Word Assignment for Alfvaen
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 22:46:18 GMT

jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
: Having completed my 4 word assignment, I offer the following four words
: to Alfvaen:
: 
:  "
: Mobel
: friedlich
: Kolbenstange
: Steiss

Auf Englisch, bitte schoen.

Geez, he's worse than Laurie 8.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Bankstatement
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings