HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: talk.bizarre.NASCAR
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 18:18:49 GMT

In article <5938@balrog.ctron.com> mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matthew E. Brown) writes:
|NASCAR held the Hooters 500 auto race at Hampton, Ga. yesterday. It was
|veteran driver Richard Petty's final race before he retired. The story
|I read did not explain whether Hooters was a sponsor, a prize, or a state
|of mind.

Hooters Restaurants sponsored the race, as well as the driver who finished
second in the race and won the 1992 Winston Cup Championship (worth 
about $1.4 million...). Unfortunantly, Hooters wasn't providing the
pit crews, or things might have been even *more* fun...

|I thought it was kind of a shame that we didn't have a chance to enter,
|as this would have been the perfect race for a talk.bizarre entry, or at
|least a pace car.

Out of luck, I think; it has to be a Ford, Chrysler, or GM product of
recent vintage. I don't think anyone here is foolish enough to still
be driving one of those.

|Anyway, here's your chance to design next year's entry. Add or change 
|anything you wish.
|
|
|                              _________________________
|                             /                   \     \
|                            /                     \still\
|                           /                       \going\
|       ___________________/_________________________\     \________________/|
|      /       CARASSO     |    Xian the Driver       |  (M-O-O-N)     body  |
|     /       _______      |       _______            |       ______   by    |
|    |       / _____ \     |      /  /|               |cj    / _____\gooley  |
|    |      / /     \ \    |     / -- |    hOOters    |     / /     \ \      |
|    |     / /       \ \   |   \/    _|_   5OO       /cams / /       \ \    /
|   /     | |         | |  |________________________/     | |         | |  /
|  /______| |         | |   TALK.BIZARRE SPECIAL          | |         | |_/
| /_______|  \       /  |_________________________________|  \       /
|             \_____/                                         \_____/



-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: WHAT NOISY CATS ARE WE (was Re: IT'S A MAN-RAY KINDA SKY (was Re: I'M SORRY (was Re: CALLING ALL RADIO TRANSMITTERS!)))
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 16 Nov 92 16:42:43 CST


In article <1e3p9cINNl0p@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
> In article <BxpusK.CAA@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pustulent bilious anus) writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(dirtbag) writes:
> >
>  
> Perhaps we should take up a collection, so that they can
> quench their desires once and for all in the Blazing
> Furnace of Love?  A train ticket from Indiana to Maryland
> can't be all that expensive.

Actually, I drive Maryland/Indiana and Indiana/Maryland somewhat often.
I would be glad to effect the requisite connection, provided that the
passenger agrees to ride in my trunk, bound and gagged.

jkc (and is willing to sign an affidavit to that effect)
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MY FANTASTY HEARING AID COMPANY
Date: 18 Nov 1992 00:04:32 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Nov17.050331.8219@ultb.isc.rit.edu> adw3345@ultb.rit.edu () writes:
>
> So I'm going to form my own hearing aid company. Not like your
>grandma's hearing aid company (My slogan: It's Not Your Grandma's
>Hearing Aid), but the top of the line, sleek, mean, and an instant
>mark of sophisication. Kind of like Bose.

Is it my imagination, or do most of the people who like Bose products
wear hearing aids or have other hearing deficits?
--scott
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: bathrooms 2
Date: 19 Nov 92 18:16:28 GMT
Organization: Australian National University
NNTP-Posting-Host: 150.203.76.2

carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:

>When I ride in an elevator that's crowded, I position myself in the
>corner, with my back to the other passengers. Then I sing Elton John's
>"Whippingboy" in a loud voice, while I spank myself.

you're supposed to wait until it's stuck to do that.

josh
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Read any good books lately?
Date: 20 Nov 92 19:25:11 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs


In article <92325.012127DED110@psuvm.psu.edu>, DED110@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
|I'm supposed to read a collection of short stories from a 'serious'
|author, whatever that means, for my creatinve writing class.  Wheee.  Well,
|I've already managed to convince the teacher that I need major therapy by
|the compositions I've turned in thus far, so why not just continue, eh?

Anything by Ian McEwan.  _First Love, Last Rites_.
_In Between the Sheets_.   The latter in particular.
The first story, "Pornography", will do the trick.

---
c j silverio
thanks to Lance for rooting through my bookshelves over 
the phone for me
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Redneck, bow to me (RE:Rednecks...(RE:Rednecks...(RE:Natty...)))
Date: 24 Nov 92 03:19:45 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <62298@mimsy.umd.edu> kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>In article <1992Nov23.065252.63020@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> btb4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (BRADLEY T BRAUN) writes:
>
>
>Damn yankees.
>Just have no appreciation for the right to keep and bear arms,

Shit.  I mean shit.  Appreciation?  I'll show you APPRECIATION,
lady.  Appreciate THIS.  That's right.  Yeah.  It's what you
think it is.  Uh.  Huh-huh.  It's my lovely one.  It's my
Mossberg.  It's my Mossberg 12-gauge and if you're not fucking
CAREFUL what you SAY in this bar you'll see your GIZZARD
painted all over those fucking FERNS you seem so fucking fond
of.

Shit.  Shit.  That's right.  Shit and if you say one more thing
about me, I'll, I'll, if anyone, I'll, shit.  Gizzards.  I mean,
GIZZARDS, woman!  You want a drink?  Huh?  Well, fuck you too,
bitch, because I tell you, Maine, born there, raised there, die
there, and fuck, mean FUCK if we ain't Americans to the core.
Through.  Like through.  Yeah.  We're rednecks, bitch!  You know
it.  Solid.  Every fucking man jack of us we're rednecks and we
are armed to the fucking TEETH.  Everywhere.  Always.  TEETH.
Fucking TEETH.  And, I mean, GIZZARDS.  Now there's the Con -
there's the - you know, GUNS.  Guns.  We got them, bitch, and we
ain't afraid to use them, so you better fucking WATCH yourself,
right?  Yeah!  Shit.  I mean shit.

c
From: kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: SHORT SHAMEFUL SYMPATHY
Date: 18 Nov 92 14:12:06 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

A guy called up the bookstore looking for the Compuserve package for the
Apple II/GS.

 -- ASK
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Name for a band.
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 23:38:08 GMT

In article <Nov.18.15.24.28.1992.16653@math.rutgers.edu> jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel) writes:
>Devastated Rectum.
>
>Actually, this would also be a good middle name.

What do you think the "d" in "mdw" stands for?

mdw
-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "We're going away now. I fed the cat."
From: kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Interfaith marriages
Date: 18 Nov 92 01:36:35 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

In article <1dm9soINNipr@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>
>Can't you perform the marriage by E-mail?  What if I want to get married
>to someone whom I have never met in person?
>--scott

Actually, I know of two people who met on a bbs via internet and are now
getting married.  They haven't met each other yet... haven't even seen
photos of each other...  

 -- ASK


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: Actual Dan Quayle Interview
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 21:32:55 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.011001.21677@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
>Damian Jackson (damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk) wrote:
>: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader) writes:
>: >cj writes:
>: >>I follow-up my own post to bring you this breathless update: Lance
>: >>summarizes Maddi as:
>: >>
>: >>	Fucking Princeton Mensa Wank
>: >>
>: >Really? I've never heard the term "Wank" applied to a woman before. Can one
>: >of the resident Brits give a ruling on this? PV
>: 

I believe the term you seek is menses.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Where Id rather be
From: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton)
Date: 21 Nov 92 18:06:26 GMT

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

>Im at work now. But id rather be at some overpriced bar, letting some
>drunk 37 year old yuppie woman buy me drinks and then make a pass at
       ^^          ^^^^^^
        ?            ?
 
	Ahh...a middle-aged bar-fly does not a yuppie make. 

-- 
Rowan T. Hamilton                         "To dig this is to groove on
hamilton@huhepl.harvard.edu                   hella shit."
hamilton@fnald.fnal.gov                   - casey@wackenhut.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: Elevators
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 17 Nov 92 17:59:16 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month
Keywords: Vertigo

astrolog@byron.u.washington.edu (Astrolog) writes:

>gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>>rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>>>
>>>And to experience the full rush of vertigo......
>>                                    ^^^^^^^
>>I was just wondering, what are the chances of a word like this being
>>used TWICE in the same newsgroup within 12 hours?
>
>Very Exceptional Really, Though I Guess Occasionally...
 ^    ^           ^       ^      ^ ^     ^
Watch out Polewonka, Astroboy's after your niche in t.b.

Gerald
From: jake@introl.com (Joel Jacobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: You its time for a new car when...
Date: 17 Nov 1992 11:47:05 -0600
Organization: Introl Corp.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: introl.introl.com

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
> jake@introl.com (Joel Jacobson) writes:
>>
>>on the way to work this morning, i lost a drag race with a ford festiva.
>>the extension of my manliness was apparently overextended, and not very
>>manly.
> 
> What sort of drag were you wearing?


Rule #43 from my younger sister:  always match your lipstick with your shirt.


jake "schoolhouse rock with a twist"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
From: sgparker@eos.ncsu.edu (SCOTT GRAHAM PARKERSON)
Subject: Gooley+INSOC+Penii+Erotica=???
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.misc,alt.non.sequitur 
Summary: the joy of Emacs dissociated-press
Keywords: a, an, the, none, all, some, more 
Organization: NCSU Project Eos -- Jesus Built My DECstation
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 01:41:44 GMT

Well, if you fed some of the worst lines from a rec.arts.erotica
story ever, Thrill Grill Nil by Mark Gooley (remember that one?),
the text from the download at the end of the new Information Society
album, and The Penis Song from Monty Python into Emacs, dissociated
press, you might get some of these gems:

(And yes, I have WAY too much time on my hands... ;-> )
----
"My fingers tracing her spine down her chest to Topeka, friable,
crunchy, or simply divine."

"WE CONVENED A cry of surprise, then a sigh, the door was shut
tightly.  I wet my thumb and gently pressed it to the terriers 
that awaited me at my new job were NOW TO MEET AT THE BACK ENTRANCE, 
WITH OUR TECH GUYS."

"My mouth was busy kissing and sucking at the WORLD. HAH!"

"'I admit that I found her both attractive and delicious,
for she was really only a dog after all and I had had nothing to
GIVE TO DAVID BOWIE,' HE SAID, WINKING TO THE soft purplish pucker of
her postern gate."

"My coworkers, very good at orking cows, were all pubescent females 
of matronly charm, who guffawed at my cowardice and kept dressing me 
in gorilla costumes when I kissed my way down her chest to THE PRE-ARRANGED 
BUS PICK-UP POINT."

"I found the petals of the rose of her Havana cigar, lit the other,
started smoking, and called me a wimp."  

"I called UP TO ME IN MY ROOM AND GAVE THE SIGNAL."

"And now you will be far worse, what with their brown markings and
19mm hex-head bolts."

"I complained to my spear."

"PAUL, JIM AND I REALIZED THAT THIS WAS ONE SITUATION WE WERE GOING 
TO the valley between her perfections..."

"'As my tongue traveled from one delight to the Vienna Harmonica Frog
Orchestra and topped with Cruel Whip, a dessert topping for masochists.'"

"Interrupt Otto Klemperer while he was klempering and you would receive
a spiked Canadian helmet up your navel, filled with you."

"The sword of my manhood was standing in full salute to eat for
some minutes."

"Our lips met, and REMOVED THE INSIDE ENGINE SERVICE PANEL."

"'Mmngmum,' I kissed my way down INTO THE CARGO BAY, CUTTING A HOLE 
IN THE FLOOR WITH THE LIFE OF A ROCK STAR!."
-----
Next time:  "Horton Hears a Who?" borked and threshed with Madonna's
_Sex_ book and then rot-13ed for your protection...

Scott
-- 
sgparker@eos.ncsu.edu
  - Sophomore, CoE, CSC @ NCSU
  - #include <stdquote.h>
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short, Shameful Confession
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 17:10:04 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

Calculating from current consumption rates, Mantis has enough Epson printer
ribbons to last until 2020.


mathew
[ That's nearly half past eight. ]
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: Actual Dan Quayle Interview
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 01:10:01 GMT

Damian Jackson (damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk) wrote:
: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader) writes:
: >cj writes:
: >>I follow-up my own post to bring you this breathless update: Lance
: >>summarizes Maddi as:
: >>
: >>	Fucking Princeton Mensa Wank
: >>
: >Really? I've never heard the term "Wank" applied to a woman before. Can one
: >of the resident Brits give a ruling on this? PV
: 
: Which side of the bed do you get out of, Paul?
: 
: The more important question is this:
: 
: Are we using "Mensa" in the sense of "pseudo-intellectual worm"?

  Does "Mensa" have some other meaning I was not previously aware of?
(British English... every time I think I've got the hang of it, along
comes some word with a new meaning and throws me for a loop.)

  -- Clifton

--
Home: cliftonr@netcom.com     +1 808 521 9073
Work: clifton_r@verifone.com  +1 808 625 3234
Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: Whatever happened to Amy S. Kahn?
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 15:56:55 GMT

In article <98350@netnews.upenn.edu> kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
>>
>Well, I do get 1/3 off employee discount...

	What does one do with 1/3 off an employee?

Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com		slave@work
			emrys@cellar.org			god@home

"Stand, on hills of long forgotten yesterdays..."
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Xibo retoins
Date: 19 Nov 1992 15:00:16 -0800
Organization: <censored>
Distribution: talk
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <XIBO.92Nov19005030@fido.fido.econ.arizona.edu> xibo@fido.econ.arizona.edu (Mr. Coates) writes:
>The upshot of all this is that since I no longer have a girlfriend, I'm free
>to angst again, and I should be returning to USENET once more.
>I hope you're happy now.

I don't know about happy.  Should we just get it over with and killfile you
now?

5150
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: pizza
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.flame,misc.test,misc.jobs.offered
Summary: eating food exposes me to carcinogens 
X-Disclaimer: i left my mind at home today so it's not my fault.
Keywords: fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
X-Buckets-Of-Fun: this is a short paragraph carefully inserted into the
	header which contains to pertinent info whatsoever. in the event
	of an emergency i suggest you break the god damned glass and go
	ahead and drink all the powder in the fire extinguisher. do it 
	before someone else does, don't lose out, it's fun! 
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 07:56:35 GMT
Expires: never you loser

i am having generally paranoid feelings more often that usual lately. for
instance, tonight i went with my friend joe to buy three 23 inch pizzas
for our monthly biochemistry research group seminar (bigs). we bought them
and then on the way back i looked at the clock in joe's car. i noticed
that the seminar was supposed to start in ten minutes. i suddenly got
really paranoid and declared that if we didn't hurry we wouldn't get any
pizza. this is for real. i am losing my mind. 

btw, the pizzas cost $97 and we did run out. i didn't feel bad though
because i took more than i could eat and two beers as well. 

the ss still have not yet talked to my parents as of tuesday night. weird.
i really expected them to be more on the ball. i guess i just have to play
the waiting game. the agent told me, "no news is good news" and to call at
the beginning of december. i guess i'm low priority. this doesn't bother
me. ciao, etc.
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: DATE CALCS (mon - sun)
Date: 15 Nov 1992 15:28:12 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu



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             3                    .            
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-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Wumpus")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Date: 20 Nov 92 04:59:22 GMT
	<1992Nov16.155722.8022@netcom.com>
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: gooley@netcom.com's message of 16 Nov 92 15:57:22 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.155722.8022@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>   Mark., a woman is much, much more than a body pillow

Yeah, I hear she's a smoke.

					(the peanut gallerie, annie)
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: dgross@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dave Gross)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep attends the assassination, Finale
Date: 24 Nov 92 04:41:19 GMT
Organization: Manumission:  The Campus Men's Forum

What's that strange smell?

THE END
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep Takes a Walk on the Wild Side
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 14:43:06 GMT

In <1e1ek6INN2g3@chnews.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:

>				  "Linger onnnnnnnnnnn,
>				   your pale blue eyyyyes...."

Ain't that the truth.  Three subject lines and two people into my killfile,
just to get rid of that one damnable cascade.

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
Do not go gentle into that good night!
Rage, rage against the dying of the light! - DT
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Subject: Re: Actual Dan Quayle Interview
Originator: pv@gagme
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 18:42:04 GMT

Damian Jackson Writes:
>Which side of the bed do you get out of, Paul?
The side the cats aren't using. I also wipe sitting down, if you feel like
sharing (NOTE: To understand this response, visualize Damian's question as
the Space Shuttle flying about 100 miles over my head).

>The more important question is this:
>
>Are we using "Mensa" in the sense of "pseudo-intellectual worm"?
Is there any other sense? PV
-- 
Paul Vader            systems analyst, rollerblader, hell's cavenewt,
pv@gagme.chi.il.us    FOAF, vindicated liberal democrat
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,misc.jobs.offered
From: awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells)
Subject: the rapture this time
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Keywords: ignore
Organization: Northeastern University
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1992 02:10:11 GMT


MaDANna in the flesh: 4th sign that we're no where near the rapture.

                                   andy wells
          ///\\\         awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu
        \\\\  ////        andyphys@nuhub.northeastern.edu
          / \ ooo            
         \\ o> ///           -//------ooo------\
          //  <<<              \oooooo---oooooo//-
From: sgparker@eos.ncsu.edu (SCOTT GRAHAM PARKERSON)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Gooley+INSOC+Penii+Erotica=???
Keywords: a, an, the, none, all, some, more, this, is, not, bizarre, but, who, cares
Date: 18 Nov 92 21:14:38 GMT
Reply-To: sgparker@eos.ncsu.edu (SCOTT GRAHAM PARKERSON)
Followup-To: misc.test,alt.non.sequitur,talk.bizarre
Organization: NCSU Project Eos -- Jesus built my DECstation
Originator: sgparker@c00748-400wi.eos.ncsu.edu


In article <28359@castle.ed.ac.uk>, damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson) writes:


|>[stuff deleted]
|>
|>Look, SCOTT GRAHAM PARKERSON (may I call you SCOTT 
|>GRAHAM PARKERSON?) 

You just did.

|>this stuff may buy you something 
|>in rec.humor, but on talk.bizarre it is as tired and
|>lonely as a balding monk on a rainy day, looking out 
|>across a landscape of radioactive despair, biting his 
|>nails and shivering as he realises that by morning he 
|>will be dead.

I appreciate your rejection of my post;  I would like
to think it is something that I will reflect upon about
ten years from now as something that was an integral
part in building my character (or lack thereof), as I go
to the nearest Mental Hospital wrapped in swaddling clothes,
screaming. 

Good imagery -- but isn't the bit about the Monk somewhat
like Douglas Adams desciption of the Electric Monk in _Dirk
Gently_...?

|>
|>Damian
|>damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk
|>

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