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From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Date: 9 Nov 92 14:10:19 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <ins450m.721290921@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> [toooo big to keep]
> 
>>> 
>>no, I'm not up a mountain. I'm rather down-to-earth. Now that you
>>displayed a chemical knowledge of a woman, can you give a physical
>>description? Of me? No? Well, then, why don't you invite me down to
>>your lab and I can educate you in the properties of a really dangerous
>>and extremely enduring specimen of a beautiful female that makes all
>>the others turn green?
> 
> I don't want you turning mine green. That would be silly.
> Besides, i'm quite happy with this one.
Ok. What if I promise she won't turn green, she'll just pale in
comparison? And congrats on being happy, you may be the only one who
can admit it at the moment.
> 
> Eccles aka Keeps his out of the sun so she doesn't go spotty.
>
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Date: 6 Nov 92 02:25:00 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>: > [a little bit thrown mercilessly into a vat of boiling lemon curry]
>: > ->[lots and lots of stuff dissolved in a highly toxic solution comprising l
>: > -> curry, bits of a comfy chair and a Spring Surprise.]
>: > Wow, what a lethal mixture, sounds like the sort of stuff that you
>: > could definitely use as the `universal solvent'
>: > But then what do I know about chemistry ????
>: > ->>So how do you define Gina?
>A protein large bag of mostly water (about 80%).
... until you slit her throat...

>: > Pag aka well OK, but surely there should be a range in which it lies :)
>: 
>: Sure, I lie within a range. CAn you find me? 
>: > 
>: > PS, maybe this ought to go to sci.chemisty :)
>: 
>: NOW WAIT A MINUTE !!!!!
>: I'd like to see what you know about interrelational chemistry, as in
>: between males and females. As in between you and me. YOu know, body
>: chemistry.

>Would you like a consignment of androstenone?
>Then again, a few slugs of Tequila has much the same effect....
TEQUILA? DID SOMEONE SAY TEQUILA?
YAY!!!!! ALL PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY!
I HAVE WITNESSES! (No, not Jehovah'.... <thump> <thump> <thump>
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

oISmn;... I hate not colsing brackets )
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From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
Subject: Re: Jester For Sale!!!!!!!!!!! Auctioning of Jester
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 17:47:20 GMT

>In article <1992Nov11.102936.21663@ils.nwu.edu> blum@ils.nwu.edu writes:
>>What do you want for your soul?  Don't be afraid to ask for whatever
>>you want - I'm a professional, after all.

>whatever you want to offer me......godship........a ton of money
>whatever....

>>Dan "Tool of Satan" (as certified by the Southern Baptist Church
>Jester "Tool os Natas" (as certified by the Anagram Church of Evil


I'll offer a blow on the head and a crate of fresh fruit.  You should
take it, it's the best offer you'll get, excepting the one from the
Moonies, and you don't want to know what they'd do with your soul once
they got it.  I'll put it away in a drawer and only take it out on St.
Mungo's Day.

Dan "Tool of Satan"

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From: reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jason E. Reasoner)
Subject: NI!!
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 06:23:15 GMT

  I would like to say this in response to your feeble attempt at juggling
  gall bladders with a few extra double edged razor-blades: You belong in
  a local loony-bin, straight-jacketed and covered in tapioca bungee cords
  with a side order of garnished, spam-like, PMS ridden, jumpy, ovulating,
  gorillas. <GORN> <GORN> <GORN>
  
  Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.  IS she a goer??

                 (thud)

  reason aka incoherent throat-wabbler
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From: J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de
Subject: Re: Cartesian Dualism
Organization: University of Passau - Germany
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 12:37:26 GMT

In article <1992Nov12.044506.16571@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>
brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
 
>Lachlan Brown (lachlan@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au) wrote:
>: This is my first post and not any body else's.
>:
>: Lachlan aka last of the great spam hunters
>Wrong! Hank and Roy Spim are.
 
Who has: MOGUL STEAMSHIP CO. vs. MCGREGOR GOW (1892) ?
 
... who knows sb who has it ?
 
What do you mean: The wrong newsgroup ?
 
The Trap aka Winfield and Jolowicz aka Dias and Markesnis aka Hepple
and Mathews aka J.A. Weir aka sufficient ?
 
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: cweir@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Corey Weir)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Summary: I wanna get in on this...
Organization: Memorial University of Newfoundland
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 18:34:29 GMT

         Just as an aside..wink,wink,nudge,nudge..I'd like to *toss* my
hat into this sleazy affair. A vote for me is a roll in the clover for
you. That's my way, grab my twister board and jump right
in..wink,wink,nudge,nudge..Say no more

                                                Jolly
                                                cweir@morgan.ucs.mun.ca
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: m.p. sample sounds wanted
Date: 10 Nov 92 07:03:47 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>hi there
Hullo.

>i'm looking for any monty python sound samples, especially from the
>movies and flying circus.
>where can i ftp some stuff of that kind?
Um... wot format you want 'em?
I can sample stuff, and am doing a lot of it at the moment.
I'm also sampling stuff a lot at the moment.

Wot pooter you(s) want 'em for?
I have an Acorn Archimedes... same sample format as Amoebas at
least. I dunno how to convert them.

>this is not a life-boat...
So does that mean I can't eat Johnson?


>judas
OISnm
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: le pouff celebre
Date: 9 Nov 92 19:38:43 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov8.231717.28501@ils.nwu.edu>, blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
> I wasn't talking to you!  The nerve of some people.

WEll, you are now, and making wonderful progress, i might add.
> 
> --
> ______________________________________________________________________
> Dan Blum           Institute for the Learning Sciences   Room 327
> blum@ils.nwu.edu   1890 Maple Ave., Evanston, IL 60201   708-467-2306
> 
> "The only actual `Socratic' was Socrates, who may or may not have 
>  actually existed, as he himself would doubtless be the first to admit
>  if he were alive today."
> ______________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jesters back...er....but....er...ass
Date: 12 Nov 92 20:59:25 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>In article <BxL7nz.I4q@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
>}kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT) writes:
>}>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>}>|>phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>}>|>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>}>|>>}Jester aka back from the snow tipped mountains of colorado
>}>|>>Phil squig or is that "frosting-tipped tracts of land"?
>}>|>Court Jester aka I think its Gina Tits seen across the land......
>}>chestnutt aka Gina knits a marching band....
>}Ct Jester aka Gina gets all the men?
>Phil squig yup--she does them in the den
Jester squid aka will she have sex with me then????



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From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 6 Nov 92 14:36:50 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov5.194920.16718@nevada.edu>, dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
> In article <1992Nov5.150057.14092@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
> [lots of "In article ..." rmd]
>>|> >|> 
>>|> >|> In article <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>|> >|> >By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>>|> >|> >president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
>>|> >|> >a sex object for president?  
>>|> >|> 
>>|> >|> oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
>>|> >|> vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
>>|> >|> the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!
> But I haven't had that one yet...  Sounds good, though.
>>|> >|> 
>>|> >|> leather aka the ultimate sex object
> Can you be easily rcpd to another domain?
>>|>  
>>|> >lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
>>|> >chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
>>|> 
>>|> hee hee!  how far will i *go*?  how far will *i* go?
>>|> ooooh, baby, wait and see.
>>|> 
>>|> mmmmm...hey, maybe i should get references...sprooney?
>>|> help me out here...
>>|> 
>>|> leather aka warming up the custard
>>|> 
>>|> 
>>This *election* will be voted?! on based on the sleeze of each participant, but
>>since that is a relitive scale, and considering tina was seen weilding a knife, 
>>gina has played slap and tickle with rodants, and leather plays with toys,
>>i think imagination and creatitivity along with sleeze should be considered.
> And let's not forget... uh... uh... uh...  I forgot.  Oh well...

Did you forget what  we talked about last night? About lustiness, he
power of raw seduction, and the splendor of the romantic ebcounter?
> >
>>i hope i hav'nt left anyone out who would like to play.  if so, grab a can of
>>crisco and your twister game and jump in anytime.
>>
>>chestnutt aka having lots of fun but is it legal?
> 
> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: Trivia
Originator: kchestn@c00390-346dan.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 17:50:18 GMT


In article <92Nov7.135415est.251330-2@descartes.uwaterloo.ca>, ircolman@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca ("\Ian Colman") writes:
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Path: taco!rock!concert!uvaarpa!caen!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!cs.utexas.edu!torn!watserv2.uwaterloo.ca!watmath!undergrad.math.waterloo.edu!descartes.uwaterloo.ca!ircolman
|> From: ircolman@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca ("\Ian Colman")
|> Subject: Trivia
|> Message-ID: <92Nov7.135415est.251330-2@descartes.uwaterloo.ca>
|> Sender: root@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu (Operator)
|> Organization: University of Waterloo
|> Date: Sat, 7 Nov 92 13:54:09 EST
|> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11]
|> Lines: 22
|> 
|> 
|> I've got a few trivia questions that I am hoping somebody could help me with.
|> My Monty Python is a little rusty, so any help would be much appreciated.
|> 
|> 1) What happened to Mrs. Niggerbaiter's friend?
|> 
|> 2) Name the enchanter in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
|> 
|> 3) What will the undertakers do for dead clients (please list them all)?
|> 
|> 4) Name the police officer who tracked the Piranha Brothers, Doug and Dinsdale.
|> 
|> 5) Who did Mrs. Premise and Mrs. Conclusion go to see in Paris, France?
|> 
|> 
|> Please e-mail any responses to ircolman@descartes.uwaterloo.ca.
|> 
|> Thanks in advance.
|> 
|> Ian Colman
|> 
|> 
|> 
It seems odd to me that someone whose Python is a little rusty could come up
with such *interesting* question.  I see your five questions and raise 
you one.

1)  What movie w/ Cleese and the lot also featured Sting.

chestnutt aka somethings fishy in denmark. (or something like that, I'm having
			trouble remembering my Bill S.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 02:22:03 GMT

In article <1992Nov7.122041.3770@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>In article <1992Nov7.001054.7581@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, hschmidt@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Heidi E Schmidt) writes:
>>>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>>>>>Passionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?
>>>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back?  (purr 
>>>>purr nose sniff...)
>>>> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
>>      Went out of style??  Precious cat... you have been taking a cat nap...;)
>> I am for the warm bear hugs,snuggling... and the romantic sleaze in principle.
>> As well as wonderful tickle bouts where you breathlessly end up passionately in
>> each others arms *smmoooooocching*
>> 
>> hschmidt aka Eine kleine/gross baer *toddle*toddle*toddle*
>My kind of man!!!
yeah, i go for men named "heidi", too...
gina, sweetie your flirting is out of control; you are flirting
with women now...care to flirt with me?

>And they want a hard-core sleazefest. What's wrong with the soft-core?
>What's our country up to these days?
family values.
hardcore, softcore, both can be good if you've got the stuff.
which i don't doubt you do.

leather aka a peaceful soul...honest.



Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Subject: Re: Available once again?
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 20:49:27 GMT

In article <1992Nov8.172533.764@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>Blimey!!  I hate the equipment at this bloody college, it never bloody
>works....
>
>The net's been down for a couple of days, and I still don't know if we can
>post, so if we can, please signify it by screaming "SEMPRINI!" at the top of
>your lungs and responding to my free officer...
>
>(If you can read this post, and tell me so, I'd be so grateful that I'd break
>out the vat of custard, and the whips and the chains, and the leather boots,
>and the booze and throw everyone a great big orgy.)

hey hey hey!  you're copying! no fair!  i thought my custard had
gone missing, but you stole it!

>Meredith aka not president and not vice president but still the sleaziest and
>most creative sex toy
no!  not so!  you've been blatantly stealing my stuff!
gina, can't you as pres stop this outrage?!

leather aka stomping her little stiletto heel
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: bookshop question
Date: 6 Nov 92 02:00:42 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>>Final Rip-Off, no longer in my possession due to a dastardly former roommate,
>>had a sketch about a nightmare customer in a bookshop (Jones and Cleese, I
>>think).  Where did this first appear, and did they ever perform it live? 
>>I assume this wasn't circus, b/c I couldn't locate it in All the Words.

>Everybody sing:
>"Lemming, Lemming, Lemming of the BDA ..."
Erm.. je pense que tu as le sketch mauvais.

>James octopud What a silly bunt!
SOImn aka le confusing foreign-type.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Reply-To: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 20:15:23 GMT


In a previous article, morrisdj@uhura.aston.ac.uk (DJ MORRIS) says:

>af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
>: 
>: Hey! I'm the resident redhead here. :P
>: 
>Well I've always fancied a redhead, so why don't you pop over here and we can
>'get to know each other better'?

cheeky devil *wink* 

sorry Dan, the three former women of alt.fan.m.p. (Lisa, lisa and Tia) have 
been replaced by Gina and the other redhead.

call them, they are goers *nudge nudge*

>Luv, 
>Daniel.
Lisa aka a has-been *sigh*


-- 
            "The children asked him if to kill was not a sin"
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 21:16:06 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.144352.15835@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>
>In article <1992Nov9.015915.11642@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
>|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!bcm!tamsun.tamu.edu!tamuts!hnb5164
>|> From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
>|> Subject: Re: Sex sells...
>|> Message-ID: <1992Nov9.015915.11642@tamsun.tamu.edu>
>|> Sender: news@tamsun.tamu.edu (Read News)
>|> Organization: ~/lib/organization
>|> References: <1992Nov5.150057.14092@ncsu.edu> <1992Nov5.183429.12893@morgan.ucs.mun.ca> <1992Nov6.150024.29233@ncsu.edu>
>|> Date: Sun, 8 Nov 92 20:59:15 EST
>|> Lines: 40
>|> 
>|> In article <1992Nov6.150024.29233@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>|> >
>|> >In article <1992Nov5.183429.12893@morgan.ucs.mun.ca>, cweir@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Corey Weir) writes:
>|> >|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!ames!biosci!uwm.edu!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!cs.utexas.edu!qt.cs.utexas.edu!yale.edu!yale!gumby!destroyer!caen!news.cs.indiana.edu!nstn.ns.ca!morgan.ucs.mun.ca!cweir
>|> >|> From: cweir@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Corey Weir)
>|> >|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
>|> >|> Subject: Re: Sex sells...
>|> >|> Summary: I wanna get in on this...
>|> >|> Message-ID: <1992Nov5.183429.12893@morgan.ucs.mun.ca>
>|> >|> Date: Thu, 5 Nov 92 13:34:29 EST
>|> >|> References: <1992Nov4.183420.8039@ncsu.edu> <1992Nov5.010836.1780@tamsun.tamu.edu> <1992Nov5.150057.14092@ncsu.edu>
>|> >|> Sender: Jolly
>|> >|> Organization: Memorial University of Newfoundland
>|> >|> Lines: 8
>|> >|> 
>|> >|> 
>|> >|>          Just as an aside..wink,wink,nudge,nudge..I'd like to *toss* my
>|> >|> hat into this sleazy affair. A vote for me is a roll in the clover for
>|> >|> you. That's my way, grab my twister board and jump right
>|> >|> in..wink,wink,nudge,nudge..Say no more
>|> >|>
>|> clover?  welllll....what about nettles?
>|> c'mon, you can be more creative than that...
>|>  
>|> >|>                                                 Jolly
>|> >|>                                                 cweir@morgan.ucs.mun.ca
>|> >|> 
>|> >Look Frank, a new contestant, any comments?...Well, Jolly seems to be testing
>|> >the water a bit.  No real sleeze here but certinaly a hint that she can
>|> >get nasty later on.  I think we can expect great things from her...Thanks
>|> >frank, now back to the booth with chestnutt
>|> >
>|> >chestnutt aka come one come all, jump in and say hello
>|> 
>|> chestnutt, have you appointed yrself official sportscaster for this
>|> event?  hee hee..."chestnutt, i've got something to show you..."
>|> 
>|> leather aka *zipppp* thump thump....
>|> 
>|> 
>|> 
>Its a dirty job but...
i'm sure you're quite capable...

>chestnutt aka never one to look when i can jump right in
ooh, but looking is fun too..you can certainly do both, luv.

leather aka feel free


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Originator: kchestn@c00465-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 15:00:57 GMT


In article <1992Nov5.010836.1780@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
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|> From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
|> Subject: Re: Sex sells...
|> Message-ID: <1992Nov5.010836.1780@tamsun.tamu.edu>
|> Sender: news@tamsun.tamu.edu (Read News)
|> Organization: ~/lib/organization
|> References: <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu> <1992Nov3.214454.7465@tamsun.tamu.edu> <1992Nov4.183420.8039@ncsu.edu>
|> Date: Wed, 4 Nov 92 20:08:36 EST
|> Lines: 36
|> 
|> In article <1992Nov4.183420.8039@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
|> >
|> >In article <1992Nov3.214454.7465@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
|> >|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> >|> Path: taco!rock!concert!uvaarpa!caen!spool.mu.edu!yale.edu!qt.cs.utexas.edu!cs.utexas.edu!tamsun.tamu.edu!tamuts!hnb5164
|> >|> From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
|> >|> Subject: Re: Sex sells...
|> >|> Message-ID: <1992Nov3.214454.7465@tamsun.tamu.edu>
|> >|> Sender: news@tamsun.tamu.edu (Read News)
|> >|> Organization: ~/lib/organization
|> >|> References: <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu>
|> >|> Date: Tue, 3 Nov 92 16:44:54 EST
|> >|> Lines: 12
|> >|> 
|> >|> In article <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
|> >|> >By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
|> >|> >president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
|> >|> >a sex object for president?  
|> >|> 
|> >|> oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
|> >|> vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
|> >|> the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!
|> >|> 
|> >|> leather aka the ultimate sex object
|>  
|> >lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
|> >chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
|> 
|> hee hee!  how far will i *go*?  how far will *i* go?
|> ooooh, baby, wait and see.
|> 
|> mmmmm...hey, maybe i should get references...sprooney?
|> help me out here...
|> 
|> leather aka warming up the custard
|> 
|> 
This *election* will be voted?! on based on the sleeze of each participant, but
since that is a relitive scale, and considering tina was seen weilding a knife, 
gina has played slap and tickle with rodants, and leather plays with toys,
i think imagination and creatitivity along with sleeze should be considered.

i hope i hav'nt left anyone out who would like to play.  if so, grab a can of
crisco and your twister game and jump in anytime.

chestnutt aka having lots of fun but is it legal?