From: kzhan@sgi1 (Kaijun Zhan)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.china
Subject: Re: Chairman Mao was in my dream this night!
Date: 13 Dec 1992 19:26:36 GMT
Organization: Department of Mathematics & Statistics, Univ. of Guelph
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Gang Li wrote:
: Hi folks, I am the happiest man in the world: I had a dream last night and
: talked with Chairman Mao!
: His old man Chairman Mao looked very healthy. He talked to me:
: "shi4 jie4 shang4 de shi4 qing4 shi4 fu3 za2 de, shi4 bu4 yi3 yen2 men2 de
: yi4 zhi4 wei2 zhuan3 yi2 de. kan4 wen4 ti2 yao4 cong2 ge4 fang1 mian4 qu4 kan4,
: bu4 neng2 zhi3 cong2 dan1 fang1 mian4 kan4." (Stuffs in the world are complex,
: you can't change them. Look from several directions but one when you look at
: them.) I remembered every word he said, you can check his red book.
: Then, he told me:
: "My comrade, I have set up several great plans for our Chinese to be the
: number one in the world. But I have never told any one, including Comrade
: Jiang. First, I tryed to increase our population, but no one appreciated this.
: I've calculated, at the time 2000, the world's population will be 4.5 billion.
: If we can reach the goal of 2.5 billion, pluss all Chinese around the world,
: we are certainly the majority. At that time, the world will adopt a system
: called democraticnism, in which only vote counts. So, when we are the
: majority, we can allways win what we want by voting."
: I looked up his nice parently face, tears was in my eyes. I said:
: "Chairman Mao, you are the red sun, we are sunflowers. We are loyal to you.
: We think of you day and night. We wish you a long long life."
: I am proud that I still remeber this English poem in my text book long time ago.
: I said: "A lot of things have been changed, and ..."
: He said:"I know. But there are still many ways we can win, if you all follow
: my highest instructions. The second plan I did was ....."
: "ZZZZZZZZZZ...." Right then, the alarm clock alarmed.
: I HATED TO BE WAKED UP EVERY DAY BY THE ALARM CLOCK!
: SHAME ON YOU ALARM CLOCK!!

you are still in dream now ....
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