From: kevinle@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Kevin Le)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: What TV teaches us...
Date: 14 Dec 92 18:55:37 GMT
Reply-To: kevinle@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Kevin Le)
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1) If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall.
2) Your car will always start immediately unless you are being chased
   by a maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation.
3) Crazed maniacs have super-human strength.
4) Crazy people are always dangerous.
5) Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.
6) Good guys are always outnumbered.
7) Good guys always win and get the girl.
8) Ugly people are always bad guys.
9) Good guys are always good looking.
10) Sex, murder, and mayhem is a way of life.
11) Good guys are the only ones that have a sense of humor.
12) Cars will explode in all accidents, no matter how slight.
13) If you jump hundreds of feet into water, it will always be deep enough.
14) The head bad guy is always smart. The guys working for him are always 
    stupid.
15) Cream pies are made to be thrown, never eaten.
16) Bathrooms are only made for sex, murder, and drugs.
17) Haunted houses are never locked.
18) Women will faint at crucial times.
19) Good guys will always get shot in the arm or leg.
20) All Chinese people know Karate.
21) Murders will always be accompanied by sinister music.
22) Rich people are either unhappy or private detectives.
23) Teenagers are always smarter than their parents.
24) Teenagers who have sex are destined to die in grotesque ways.
25) There are no ugly women, only ugly men.
26) Indians make good fodder.
27) Thunderstorms spontaneously create murders.
26) Computers never crash.
27) When someone is dead or dying, there will be a trickle of blood from
    the corner of their mouth.
28) No one farts, except after eating beans.
29) Nothing cures the blues like killing 30 or 40 people.
30) Bad guys will make elaborate inventions to kill the good guys, but will
    leave before finding out if it works.
31) Christmas Eve and Halloween night lasts for three or four days.
32) Movies based on true stories are always made up.
33) Police never wait for back-up.
34) Undercover cops are too good to be spotted.
35) Private detective work is glamorous.
36) All baseball games will be won with a home run in the bottom of the ninth
    and two outs.
37) All police killings are in self defense.
38) Everyone wins in Las Vegas.
39) Good guys don't take drugs.
40) Nobody on Tv has time to watch TV. (except for Al Bundy and the Simpsons).
41) Good guys never have to reload their six-shooters; bad guys always run out
    of bullets when they're about to shoot the good guy at point-blank range.
42) The most important qualities men and women look for in each other are the
                absence of bad breath, underarm perspiration, and dandruff.

43) Monsters are best hunted down when everyone spreads out and goes out alone
                instead of in groups.

44) You don't have to know how to act to be an actor or actress.

45) All good guys are former professional race car drivers, which allows them
                to catch the bad guys in their cars.

46) Football referees favor the home-field team when making calls.

47) Gruesome murders always occur at night.
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