From: marshall1198@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.satanism
Subject: Re: Evan Marshall
Date: 11 Sep 92 13:04:48 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

In article <BuEysC.91G@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, dart@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Dartanyan the Witchling) writes:
> 	It's time for Zowie the Mindreader ... Lets listen as SHe tunes in
> 	on the probablt thoughts of this person posting!!
> 	(we cannot prove telepathy, so it is only likely that it works and
> 	the possibility that it is just a lot of bullshit would only make it
> 	like the rest of imposed reality.)
> 
> In article <1992Sep10.142020.6649@iscsvax.uni.edu> marshall1198@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>>>>It appears that even after a time of getting going with this newsgroup, there
>>>>are still no satanists on it.  Just nasty atheists.  If you worship yourself
>>>>(the opposite of the Christian denial of yourself), I would agree that it is
>>>>"of the devil", but clearly not real satanism.
> 
> 	** I think, if I antagonize now, they will respond and make a logical
> failure.  If they do, I might convince them of the error of their ways.  Then,
> I can convert them to xtianity so that i build up treasures in heaven, and
> if I do this enough, I get to sit real close to GOD when he joins in singing.**
> 
>>> Well, with school back in session our old friend Evan is back with his funny
> 
> 	**SCOTT** Shit, not this guy again. **

Probably what was said...

>>
>>Well, it's nice to be remembered...I think...
> 
> 	**Uh-Oh, he remembers me.  That means it won't work, not that I ex-
> pected it to on this guy, since he always makes an odd sort of sense  -- 
> But that is the Work of the Devil!  i cannot listen....**

Please...

> 
>>
>>> little worldview. Sure is refreshing to hear from someone whos entire world-
>>> view is shaped by television & a quaint translation of an outdated hebrew
>>> greek & aramaic manuscript. (as if we don't hear from enough of these idiots
>>> every day)
> 
> 	**SCOTT**Well, in case someone doesn't realize what he's up to, i better 
> let out a general warning.  Besides, I get to flame. Hehhehheh**
> 
>>
>>My view of the world is not shaped by TV, nor have I left this newgroup just
>>because school was out.  I just wanted to see what would happen if I left you
>>alone for a while.  Obviously the group has grown a lot.  It is good to see
>>that more Christian-types are reading this newgroup and talking to you all.
> 
> 	**(Turns off CBN)**That's JUST NOT TRUE!  Not everything Pat Robertson
> says is 100% Truth.  He's not Jesus or Paul!

Sorry, never listen to Pat.  Also never watch CBN.  Have to talk to the local
editor for the conservative newspaper for that.

> 	And he figured out that I'm not as old as I try to make myself seem...
> he knows I go home for the summer...  I better lie to cover that up... after all,

Sorry again, no lie, I don't go "home" for summer.  My home is around here.

> it's okay to lie in the name of GOD!  Not I have to evangelize.**

Such trash you say.

> 
>>
>>> 
>>> BTW Evan, I worship Great Cthulhu! Soon the great old ones will rise from their
>>> aeon-long slumber to wreak joyous havok upon the earth! We must accept Cthulhu
>>> as our master to be spared in the upcoming apocalypse! Through the use of the
>>> ancient rites, handed down from the dawn of time, we can become allies to
>>> the old gods. We will be rulers of the tattered remains of humanity the
>>> old ones leave for our amusement!
>>> IA PAN!
>>> IA YOG SOTOTH!
>>> IA CTHULHU!
> 
> 	**SCOTT**Okay, lets fuck him up with my latest conspiracy -- Cthuluism!

Kinda sounds like that.

> This should make him look at how dense he is .. no wait, he's an xtian.  Never,
> mind, maybe I shold just gobble at him like a turkey.**

Cute.

> 
>>> 
>>> ye servante of ye great olde ones...
> 
> 	**SCOTT**How should I sign my name today?**
>>
>>Is any of that for real?
> 
> 	**It's for Real, they are actually worshipping Cthulu again.  If GOD finds
> out, he's gonna be MAD.  I'm gonna tell! .. wait, GOD knows ALL.  I guess that 
> means he knows this, too.  I wonder if it's for real?**

Must be.

> 
> 
> 
> 		Yes, EVAN, IT REAL!
> 	
> 	But it's wrong.
> 
> 	The truth is, Jesus is just all right with me, Jesus is just all right...
> 
> 	OH YEAH!
> 
> 	But PAUL!!!!!!!  PAUL MAKES ME PUKE THE SNEAKY MOTHAFUCKA!

Why does Paul make you puke.

> 
> 	Haven't you caught on that if you had listened to the Hippy Carpenter's
> son, and NOT the christian-torturer Mithra worshipping Roman ex-government official,
> you would be a lot better off and peaceful and NOT be attempting to annoy everyone?
> 	BUT NO!  YOU go on believing all his rewrites.  You go on believing
> he saw the big J on the road, and NO ONE ELSE DID!  Not at all like a "Bolt of
> lightning in the East that they would see in the West as well"  (Um, see
> Matthew 4:23-like, :30, I think, though I may be wrong.  all those warnings
> against false prophets and such.
> 	Well, looks like Ol Saul of Tarsus has made suckers of, say, like,
> 5,000,000,000 people or more through history?  Maybe 50,000,000,000?

Talk to me on e-mail.

> 
> 	And you, mehum, are another one of them.

What?  Wait a minute.  What did that mean?  ^^^^

> 
> 	Thus spake ZOWIE, the mindreader.
> 
> 					dodger (removes turban)
> 					Sean Cannon
> 

See you later, Sean.

Evan Marshall

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