From: tes0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (THOMAS EDWIN SCHMIDLIN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: nursery rhymes
Date: 21 Aug 92 02:55:34 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Aug20.180907.25128@njitgw.njit.edu>, lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (law
rence finkel cis stnt) writes:
>In article <1992Aug20.114902.23303@dxcern.cern.ch> ashok@regulus.Inria.Fr (Asho
k Kumar) writes:
>>
>>Mary had a little sheep
>>With the sheep she went to sleep
>>The sheep turned out to be a ram
>>Mary had a little lamb.
>
>Little Miss Muffet
>Sat on her tuffet
>eating her curds and whey.
>When along came a spider
>who sat down beside her
>And Muffy stomped the little bastard with her combat boots.
>
>Mary Mary quite contrary
>How does your garden grow?
>With silver bells
>and cockle shells
>And a row of fuckin' petunias.
>
>Wee Willie Winkie
>Played with his dinkie.
>
>There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
>She had so many children, she didn't know what to do.
>Then she found out about NORPLANT
>now once again she can screw.
>
>Rub a dub dub
>three men in a tub.
>A butcher ,
>a baker,
>and some other faker
>with a candle up his ass.
>
>Little Jack Horner
>sat in the corner
>eating his pumkin pie.
>He stuck in his thumb
>and pulled out a plum
>and said "What the fuck is this shit doing in pumkin pie?"
>
>Hickory dickory dock
>Come here and sit on my cock,
>I dont think its dead
>if you rub its bald head
>it soon will be hard as a rock.
>
>
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If I can rememeber my Dice correctly:

Mary , Mary, quite contrary
Trim that pussy, it's so damn hairy

Georgie Porgie, pudding pie
Blew his load in his girlfriends eye
When that lid was dried and shut
Georgie fucked that one eyed slut

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two fifty
That fucking whore

Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey
along came a spider
and sat down beside her and said
HEY!  What's in the bowl bitch?

Little boy blew
He needed the money

Mary had a little lamb
She kept in her back yard
When she took her panties off
His wooly dick got hard

Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Eating a pizza pie
He shit pepperoni
Blew his friend Tony
And wiped his mouth on his tie

Hickory Dickory Dock
This chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
and dumped the bitch off on the next block

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his fucking dick

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids
Her uterus fell out

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to her cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone
When she bent over, Rover took over
She got a bone of her own

Little Bo Peep
Fucked a sheep
Blew a horse
Licked his feet
She ate his ass so very nice
Tounged his balls not once, but twice

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So he ignored her hairy snatch
and licked her asshole clean


Well, that's all I can remeber now.  Fprgive typsos nad stuf
-- 


Tom Schmidlin       DEEP THOUGHTS: By Jack Handy - Whenever I see something
TES0@LEHIGH.EDU         screech across a room and latch onto a guy's neck,
215-758-0865            and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have
                        to laugh because, What is that thing?