From: jmeranda@us.oracle.com ("Jeepster")
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT: from BaBydolL
Date: 8 Oct 92 15:07:17 GMT


                                                                            
From:     Karen Williams <HQSUN1:ski@ivy.Princeton.EDU

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HIYA, KIDS ............................. HIYA .....


As I communicated to Stiff, my update for Tuesday wasn't posted
because the CBS affiliate in Philly chose to update the audience
on the city workers strike rather than the happs in YUCKdale ..

You may all be relieved to know that the contract has been ratified
and the sanitation workers and crossing guards are back to work
as usual.  I must admit this news was as electrifying as dirt.

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IRISH:  I can't take credit for WOAKim because some other updater coined
   it a while back.  But it sort of slipped through the sheets and since
   it's a good one, I thought I'd resurrect it.  But QueerHair (QrHr)
   is perfect isn't it?

McDANO:  YEAH!  You are on line!  And cute too.  You have more hair
   than I fantasized.  You'll love the yearbook ... Why's it in Iowa?
   I guess the real question is "Iowa has daily mail service?!?"

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YUCKdale
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It appears SuperD has convinced Frantic to travel to DesMoines with QrHr
and Carrie.

Oh, yeah, before I continue here ... do you remember several months ago,
I theorized that the whole DeWitt Grains and Sperm Banks was because
the Harpers wanted to take over so they could "launder" their money through
a legitimate business .. i.e., DeWitt Grains.

So here's my latest theory using the information we received yesterday in
the last scene ...

Nate and Charles DeWitt

     AND DIDN'T I MAKE A MISTAKE WHEN I CALLED HIM DONALD ....
     I MEANT CHARLES ... boy, am I stupid.

Anyway, Nate and Chuck are DeWITT GRAINS and Blow Up Companions ... however,
Nate is honest and Chuckie is shady.  QrHr owes a substantial amount of
money to Ant'ny and Julius "All the Best" Harper.  QrHr meets VICtrolla who
happens to be working DeWitt on the inside and when QrHr and Carolegs marry,
Ant'ny sees it as the perfect setup for cleaning the mob's dirty money ...

Nate says no but Chuck says let me think about it.  I believe VICtrolla
was instrumental in Nate's death.  I also believe Evelyn doesn't know
diddly about what's going on in "Daddy's business" ... nor does Warren
her husband.

With Nate out of the way, QrHr thinks he can persuade Carolegs to go along ..
The problem is GoA  (Good ol' Arthur) because he still loves Carolegs ..
but then VICtrolla starts playing up to Arthur and when QrHr marries Carolegs
Arthur joins forces with VICtrolla and her in-laws.

Candace Rogers was the Crime Commission's inside snitch in DeWitt Grains
and Memorial Head Stones and she was friends with Carolegs so she was
a front-seat observer in what was going on.

QrHr needed more money so although I don't believe he actually killed
Carolegs ... he was peripherally involved ... with Carolegs out of the
way, the Harpers figured they had the DeWitt company in their back
pocket.  Unfortunately, they weren't prepared for QrHr to marry Frantic.
They wanted Carrie to be born to a bachelor father.  Her disappearance
would have been easier to plan.

If Frantic does go to see Dr. Adler, she may never come back to YUCKdale.
Now we know that the Frantic role is being recast and we already know that
QrHr is leaving the show.  SuperD will have to move fast in the next couple
of days ... say by the end of next week, to tie everything together.

^ ^ ^

I am also disappointed in McDLT's behavior.  He should have jumped on
a plane (I suspect there's a convenient commuter flight between Montega
and YUCKdale ... or so it seems ...)  and he and Snooz could have
boinked and made up.

But NNNNOOOOOOOOO  he listens to "Plastic Easy" and stays the night at
her place .... wait until Snooz finds out about that .... platonic
or not, it sure doesn't look good to the 15 neighbors who hang over
their back fences and watch what's happening in the town ...

I believe Johnny D. to have made the correct call in the Chilly ..
tell her don't tell her .. fiasco.  I think Ivasuredofuckupmylife
and Johnny D. shouldn't get married now ... He's been quasi patient
but she's been a real bore.

And what's this about Scooter locking Meow in his bedroom?  Is that
some new-fangled "turn on" for yuppies in the 90's?

ciao,
BaByDolL  old and proud of it


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