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From: an3860@anon.penet.fi (Michelle Lynn)
Subject: no more mail!!!
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 18:39:19 GMT

I will not answer anymore email from you men,AND I am not the red head
woman who some say is a guy..looking for fun..
GOODBYE....

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From: ap.7836@cupid.sai.com (Doug)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Test
Date: 12 Jan 1993 21:06:59 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: paydayyt@mindbender.Eng.Sun.COM
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Just a Test.

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an4965@anon.penet.fi
Subject: YA !! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 18:41:04 GMT


Now that I got your attention, lets get down to business.

******************************************************************************


Who am I? Why am I here? Two simple questions but not so easy answers. The 
latter seems more easier to answer. Need a woman for dating,to love and be 
loved. New to this country  and very new to New Jersey. Last but not the least 
I will not be in school till August.
	I am an Asian Indian. Quite young, 23. Proud of my physical 
attributes (  5' 10" , muscular and atheletic). I would like a physically
fit woman.I don't care a lot about beauty.   Character   wise
a honest, sincere and  grateful person. Strong will and perseverance are 
some characterstics you may find in my Resume. Not your typical cool Indiana
Jones. I do panic when I drive on the wrong side of the road on a  four lane
highway(but I am good at taking U turns). A lazy bag of bones when told 
to do things I don't like. A 60's & 70's rock 'n' roll fan. Love to see 
a Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin , Deep Purple, Jethro Tull concert( Too old for
that I guess).Educationally well qualified.
	If you are still reading this , you better be a woman, someone not 
uncomfortable about my nationality, someone who wants to give love and 
be loved, adventurous(Adventurous, why?!! Will explain when need arises),
and someone who lives for today and tomorrow and not for the year 2010.

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From: ADAMKD@ids.net
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: test
Date: 5 Jan 1993 20:59:35 -0600
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

test, ignore me
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personal.ads
From: petitc@vccnw03.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: Annon contacts Stink
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 00:49:49 GMT

cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU writes:


>	To all those who post Anonymously,

  (Which may be 20% of the people on the net)

>	By now most of you dont really feel that i have anything
>	good to say, however, i would like to address at least one thing
>	. when you post an add to which states that you are looking for
>	someone special you expect them to trust you that you are not
>	just posting to post. Instead you want your readers to feel that
>	you are honest and really WANT to meet someone that can 
>	meet the requirements which you set forth in your article.

   It may not be a lack of honesty, but just plain either shyness, or maybe
a person who wants to avoid a torrential flood of e-mail (I'm not sure, but I
think you can have an alias removed and re-created so that people flooding your
anonymous address get bounced).

>	By using an anonymous posting you are taking all seriousness out 
>	of your post

  It depends totally upon the person involved.  While I admit that some people
use their anonymity to 'play with' people's minds, other people just aren't
willing to give out their real e-mail address to anybody who reads the post.

>	If you cant even tell us who you are then how are we, the reader, 
>	supposed to respond with sincerity??!!??

  Perhaps you are supposed to respond with an open mind, and EARN that person's
'real' e-mail address.

>	If you are going to write a gutless, womanizing, degrading, 
>	or down right stupid article, then use your anonymous post so
>	that we, the real readers can hit that N key and read something
>	that might interest someone with a spine!!

  I have no spine? Indeed, I think I stand rather well considering that I don't
have one. :&)

-- 
Cat Owner/Passionate Romantic/Poet/Singer/Dreamer/Philosopher...
That's me!  Modest?  Sometimes.  Crazy?  BETTER BELIEVE IT!! :&)
"The greatest beauty in the world is beauty that is private."
"Protect endangered species!  Contribute to the Exxon Supporter's Fund!"
From: mr55371@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (KittyKat)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Okay, guys, answer this one for me....
Date: 8 Jan 93 21:19:22 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana



I'm sitting here reading my newsgroups, and once again I come across a
"SWM ISO BiWF" (or something like that) ad. 
         ^^
So here is my question. If you are a guy, why do you care if the woman 
answering your ad is bisexual?  (Optional question 2:  Do you really think
that just 'cause a woman is bi she is going to hop in the sack with you and
one of her girlfriends?)  

This ISO BiF stuff screams out that one is probably just looking to "talk
dirty" with some woman about her experience with another woman.  Sorry folks,
it just doesn't work that way.  

Those who have a good reason for seeking out a Bi individual can consider
themselves exempt from that last paragraph.  

KittyKat
...pondering the net....
From: megazone@obsidian.WPI.EDU (MegaZone)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: how can i see old posts??? HELP!
Date: 12 Jan 1993 08:17:05 GMT
Organization: WPI Discordian Society, Undocumented Cabal
NNTP-Posting-Host: obsidian.wpi.edu

In article <93012.003122H97SI@CUNYVM.BITNET> <H97SI@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
>is there any way of seeing posts from back in november   if so how???

In short, no.

In long, only if you can find a site that hasn't updated it's newsspool since
the post was made. For example, WPI is lucky if it goes back a couple of weeks.
Some newsgroups are archived, but a.p isn't one of them. What is boils down
to is the odds of a yes being so low as to be a no...

Sorry.

###############################################################################
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#Email megazone@wpi.wpi.edu  Moderator, WPI anime FTP site 130.215.24.1 /anime#
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker)
Subject: Re: Okay, guys, answer this one for me....
Organization:  Something close to nothing, but different than the day before
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 23:16:22 GMT

(Steven J Orlin) pours his sexual frustration out on the net and writes:
>clweimer@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Weimer) writes:
>
>>steven, you classless moron...
>
>Geee Miss Weimer, that really hurts, it really, really hurts.

Our hearts bleed for you, truly they do...

>>the girl asks a simple question, not calling any
>
>Sounded more to me like she was stereotyping.

Regardless of what you think she was doing, surely you could have put a little
more thought into your response? Then again, looking at your response to 
Christine, I guess that would put an unnecessary strain on an already overtaxed
intellect. Maybe the original poster was being judgemental, but here's a hot 
tip for you. Calling her a bitch adds absolutely ZIP to your argument. Trust
me on this one.

>>why don't you just BACK OFF?
>oooooo....strong words Miss Weimer.

Words you would be well advised to listen to...

>>oh, and steven...?  just because you aren't able to
>>get it up twice "in one setting" doesn't mean that
>>there aren't those men who CAN.
>
>Your mother never had any complaints.

So that's who you were fantasizing about while you jerked off with a napkin 
ring! (How else could one interpret "twice in one setting"?) You should be
so lucky.

>Steven J Orlin                   

Tyger

PS: How'd you find a napkin ring that small? Inquiring minds want to know!


-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break 
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (jgg)
Subject: Cute?
Organization: Dept. of Energy, Mines, and Resources, Ottawa
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 05:03:47 GMT

	I'm cute.  Are you cute ?  You know what I like to do with
	cute women ?  Cuddle, snuggle, rub noses, share a cup of
	frothy hot chocolate, did I mention snuggling yet :-)
	Oh yeah ... an brutally butchering your family in shocking
	ways with blunt personal grooming tools, while whistling
	a happy tune.  No really ... I'm serious.  Work first,
	and THEN cuddling!  Priorities, my dear, priorities!

James
-- 
	- Excuse me ... Miss ??
	- What do you mean 'Miss' ?
	- Oh ... I'm sorry, I have a cold.
From: msecker@cowan.edu.au (M.SECKER)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Pick up lines
Date: 11 Jan 93 06:13:44 GMT
Organization: The University of Western Australia
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: scorpion.ac.cowan.edu.au

  I guess most people know that Australians have a habit of not
beating around the bush but this one was WAY over the top -

Date 9/Jan/1993

Scene - Western Australian beach party, HOT, HOT SUMMER night.
 	my friends and I walk in after the Saturday session at the 
        Cott. Beach Hotel.
	Lots of girls in bathers, guys in shorts, beer and wine have
	relaxed the social inhibitions. 
	Nivrana & Peppers playing on the beat box.
  	Single girl approaches grabs my arm and pulls me away from my
 	friends.
	

 
	Girl:" Hi I'm Tracy, are you a poofter?"
	Me:*spluter in to wine glass* " WHAT!!!!"
	Tracy: "Are you a poofter, do you like boys?"
	Me:* starting to regain posture* " I beg your pardon?"
	Tracy: "just tell me before I waste any more time -
		Are you a poofter?"


Ps: I ended up inviting her best friend, a very lovely Swiss/French girl,
back to the local cafe and ,,, no that would be telling.

Pps: Ow, and just in case you were wondering, no, I'm not.
Pps: ow and by the way - no, I'm not.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: adam@wam.umd.edu (Adam L. Greenberg)
Subject: Re: <None>
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 03:41:55 GMT

In article <1993Jan5.164321.13400@bsu-ucs> 00cjmccauley@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>my shlong is 23 inch long
>
>i am available anytime -- night time

Your imagination is quite a bit longer...

--Campus Celebrity Gary Allen
From: gsmith@bbn.com (Graeme Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: pick up lines
Date: 7 Jan 1993 11:48:03 GMT
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: bbn.com


frequently heard in Scottish bars:

	"Ye don't sweat much for a fat lass"

Graeme

Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads,soc.singles,alt.romance,alt.romance.chat
From: hays@TECHNET.NM.ORG (Larry 'Purple' Hays)
Subject: Re: Greetings. . .
Date: Fri, 08 Jan 93 01:03:54 GMT
Organization: New Mexico Technet   Albuquerque, NM
Reply-To: hays@TECHNET.NM.ORG

In article <Jan07.024027.40703@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU>, cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU () writes:
>	Anyone who begins a message with 
>	Greetings,
>	has to have something stuck somewhere that it absolutely should
>	not be stuck.  Greetings. . .pff ha shiii, get a life
>
>	Lates
>
>	Toph
>	cs151kx@lamar.colostate.edu
>

Anyone who ends a message with

Lates     ...

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               "I was talking to my doctor at the hospital
    He said 'Son, it says here you're twenty-seven, but that's impossible'
          cocaine...  'You look like you could be...   Fourty-five.'"

                                                 - _Cocaine_, Jackson Browne
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: this is a test 8==)
From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 10 Jan 1993 22:47:32 GMT
Reply-To: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <1i7v05INN4jo@flash.pax.tpa.com.au>, anon.268@pax.tpa.com.au writes:
>testing...testing....
>wank
>wank
>wank, wank, wank
>pffffst.
>yup, everything works.


Good grief.


How grown up.
NOT!


Obviously some people don't have anything better to do than wank in front
of a terminal.  





Rachel                           "Supergoof!"
                                    -  -
                                    O  O
                                      >
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an4861@anon.penet.fi (The Human)
Subject: DENMARK / SKANDINAVIA !?!?
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 05:59:55 GMT

HEJSA ALL!

I'd like to know if there is anyone at all from Denmark on this group!
If not, then what about the rest of Scandinavia?

I would like to 'talk' with some interesting people that find this a funny way to kommunicate!
It would be nice if you lived in Denmark/Scandinavia, because then it was possible to talk!

I'm studing geologi at Aarhus University and I'v got about 3 years left!
I'm 22 years old and like to have fun in any possible way, but not too wild!
I love the nature and works as consulent for a youth-organisation called Nature&Youth!
I like ........... (drop it) all kinds of things, and I don't want to mention them all here, but write me a note, and I'll tell you!

Hope that you are interested!

Love

Mr X
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From: evansmp@uhura.aston.ac.uk (Mark Evans)
Subject: Re: Seeking dreamers
Organization: Aston University
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL241235]
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 13:53:23 GMT

mshivac@peg.pegasus.oz.au wrote:
: 
: -------------------------------------------------------
: 
: "Star Trekkin'" 
: by "The Firm"
: 
:           Star Trekking, across the universe, 
:           On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
:           Star Trekking, across the universe, 
:           Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse.

Looks like somone's found the song lyric FTP site.

Enough me thinks!

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From: anon.644@pax.tpa.com.au
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Bi-Curious WM wants you, GM! (read for more)
Date: 12 Jan 1993 06:39:36 +1030
Organization: PAX - Public Access Unix (Adelaide,South Australia) - Anonymous Service
Reply-To: anon.644@pax.tpa.com.au
NNTP-Posting-Host: flash.pax.tpa.com.au


Hello, I am a Bi-Curious WM, 20yrs old.  I live in New York City.
I have always wanted to have oral sex with a man.  If you live in or
near NYC, or may be visiting soon, and are interested in having a
BiWM give you a bj, and also in giving him one, please reply.
Thank You.


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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: wljohnso@nyx.cs.du.edu (William "Hmph!" Johnson)
Subject: Re: <None>
Summary: Oooooo Log off next time..
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: Dream On, Yeah..Right
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 93 07:38:31 GMT

In article <1993Jan5.164321.13400@bsu-ucs> 00cjmccauley@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>my shlong is 23 inch long
>
>i am available anytime -- night time

Wow, you're a poet and didn't know it.

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| William "Wes" "Arrr!" "Golden Earring"   |
| "Gener" "Sierra" "Mohican" "Mr. Kamikazi"|
| "Bite Me" "Deal With It" "Sentri" Johnson|
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Net Address: wljohnso@nyx.cs.du.edu
From: slyx0@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: SWM seeks a LADY(chivalrous def'n)
Date: 4 Jan 93 13:19:11 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

Okay. Here goes (can't belive I'm posting here).

It was suggested that the best way to get in touch with the right kind of
female on here is to post and wait for them to reply, as they are smart enough
to know better than to post and thus get flooded with wierd mail...

I am looking for preferrably SWF in age range 20 to 25 'ish to establish a
friendship. 

I am 23, 5'2", 140lbs, Brn hair, hazel or green or grey eyes(depending on my
mood, what I'm wearing...)
I am a computer engineering major, 2nd Year.

My interests include: Computers, Music, People, Dancing, Hiking, Skiing,
                      Cycling, Reading, Learning, Doing new things.

I don't smoke, drink or use drugs. I am fairly atheletic and health conscious.
I don't agree with premarital or extramarital sex.
Family is very important to me as is helping people. 

I am looking for someone with similar values/interests.

If you fit the desc. and are willing to talk, please e-mail me.

Ed
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: a slowdown on alt.personals ???
From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 11 Jan 1993 02:49:14 GMT
Reply-To: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <Jan.9.22.59.15.1993.14304@romulus.rutgers.edu>, merenda@romulus.rutgers.edu (Kill Bon Jovi) writes:
>In article <C0K5Ht.I21@cs.dal.ca>, andromed@cs.dal.ca (Mike Boschat) writes:
>> 
>>  Is anyone else having the same possible problem with this net, any other time
>> there would be numerous articles on but since about noon..nothing new has been
>> posted,, just curious if this is normal or not..

Actually I have a different problem ... I go on holiday for 2 weeks and get
back to thousands of unread articles.  I was nearly through them, them I got
back after lunch to 100 more.

Must be a bum's rush when everybody over there gets home or something.




Rachel                           "Supergoof!"
                                    -  -
                                    O  O
                                      >
                                     \_/
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an3149@anon.penet.fi (nomad)
Subject: Ladies for erotic E-mail fun
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 03:44:36 GMT

Ladies if you would like to exchange erotic E-mail
and talk about either your or my fantasy just drop
me a note.

Nomad
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Xref: sparky alt.personals:25548 alt.personals.ads:4330 alt.personals.misc:1134 alt.personals.bondage:2793 alt.backrubs:1168
From: infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads,alt.personals.misc,alt.personals.bondage,alt.backrubs
Subject: Re: Who reads this newsgroup?
Date: 12 Jan 93 17:25:09 GMT
Followup-To: alt.personals
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

>addendum: Just tried to post this and found that we don't even carry 
>alt.personals.poly at WPI... 
>
>###############################################################################
># I have one prejudice, and that is against stupidity.  Use your mind, think! #
>#Email megazone@wpi.wpi.edu  Moderator, WPI anime FTP site 130.215.24.1 /anime#
>###############################################################################

Isn't that ironic.

No poly at WPI - what is that some kinda attempt at a joke?!

I won't go into it for those who don't know what WPI stands for.

Figure it out yerself.

OBPers:  If you think I don't like you, don't take it _pers_onally.

heh.
\
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an4946@anon.penet.fi
Subject: This one's eager to talk gay sex!
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 22:53:44 GMT

Hello.

	I'm a GWM who'd like to talk really dirty in emails. I'd like to talk
with other GWM who are at least 100 pounds over their limit. I'd love to
hear from other overweight gays about anything. No commitments this time
but anything is possible.

	I'm also fat, and I love the word fat. Yeah, this is a crazy fetish,
but do anyone else have this type of fetish?

	For more details, talk to me!

gay power!
mr.big
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From: an5573@anon.penet.fi
Subject: test
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 04:58:26 GMT

test only
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From: usscriv@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Pick up lines
Date: 7 Jan 93 14:38:57 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University



>>  ...And that actually WORKED??????
>> 
>> Rebel
> 
> 
> Uh...I dunno....it started a conversation...we talked about a new club that
> opened up in town....I guess you could say it worked...it got my attention...
> and after all, isn't that the point? 

This is true, but I still woulda slapped him, well, unless he was so charming
that I couldn't help but fall for his incredible wit.
;)

Rebel
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: mgrimes@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Michael Grimes)
Subject: GWM Into Hot Phone Sex and/or E-mail
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 17:13:41 GMT

If you're into hot phone sex or e-mail let's talk. I'd like to create
fantasies like something out of Drummer or Tom of Finland drawings come to 
life.  Wrestlers, bodybuilders, bikers etc, fighting to submission, taking 
young studs for discipline, etc.  Fantasy and creativity via the phone or 
e-mail. Serious replies only please!  This is not a service and I'm not 
interested in a relationship or "reality".