HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A couple of cricket jokes !!
Date: 5 Oct 1992 17:17:54 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Reply-To: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
NNTP-Posting-Host: prem.lbl.gov

In article <18645.2acf2e95@ecs.umass.edu> rajain@ecs.umass.edu writes:
>
>I guess only cricket followers will get the following jokes because
>they relate to terms used in field-positions in the game of cricket...
>
>	Q 1. What is the similarity between a man and cricket ?
>	A 1. Between two "long legs" there's a "short leg"

	Wrong!! There is only one long-leg position.

>	Q 2. What is the similarity between a woman and cricket ?
>	A 2. Between two "fine legs" there's a "deep gulley"

	Wrong again!! There is only one fin~-leg position.

	Ob-Cricket Joke:
	================
		If you want a real cricket joke, this is a line from
	an actual test-match commentary :
		"As Holding starts his run-up to the crease, we see
		 Jeff Dujon standing a long way behind the stumps,
		 legs spread wide, waiting for a trickle.........!!"
	
	Prem!
================================================================================
====    cricket - the ONLY REAL sport                                       ====
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From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Personal message for 'doc'
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 14:25:42 GMT

Sorry about polluting these groups, but the only way I know how to get in
touch with the jerk who calls himself 'doc' is to post a message to this
group saying something less than complimentary about the Christian religion.

Doc - forging a test message from me is the last straw.  Unless I recieve an
apology from you forthwith, I'm going to contact your sysadmin.  If I can't
get your priviledges revoked, I'm going to go higher.

You have until next Friday (Oct 9) to apologize.

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"I just posted from babbage.museum.london.uk, and BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED!!"
   - Rolf Wilson in alt.folklore.computers
From: g580785c@edinboro.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: disabled humor
Date: 30 Sep 92 15:21:04 GMT
Organization: Edinboro University of Pennsylvania


What do you call a quadriplegic hanging on a wall?


























				Art.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: LMARSHA@cms.cc.wayne.edu (Laurie Marshall)
Subject: Re: Looking For Gay Limerics
Organization: Wayne State University, C&IT
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 20:36:02 GMT

In article <1a4lppINNr95@early-bird.think.com>
paco ojeda <ffoogg@macmailgw.dfci.harvard.edu> writes:
 
>
>Greetings!
>Could anybody please share with me, either here or directly to my e-mail
>address, any gay limerics you might know?
>Funny, witty, rude, kinky, you name it!
>
>Thanks
>
>Paco
>ffoogg@macmailgw.dfci.harvard.edu
 
 This one is more like a song, rather than a limeric:
 
 I like her
 She likes me
 Homosexuality
 They just say
 we're just friends
 but we're really lesbians
 
 (Song by two girls hugging each other)
 
Laurie
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi)
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
Reply-To: davidk@welch.jhu.edu
Organization: Welch Medical Library
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 21:27:00 GMT

In article 6516@newshost.anu.edu.au, titus@coombs.anu.edu.au (titus chiu) writes:
>In article <1992Sep29.125811.6401@newshost.anu.edu.au> herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>>In article <rdippold.717739570@cancun> rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
>>>s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
>>>>Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
>>>"Bug" won't rhyme, but do you think "burp"'ll?
>>Cant find a rhyme, why not ask Steve Urkle?
>And get him to sing the Yankee Doodle!
Then feast on a roadkill poodle!
From: kdq@quest.UUCP (Kevin D. Quitt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,eunet.joke
Subject: Re: Find the Bug
Date: Thu, 01 Oct 92 17:04:22 PDT
Reply-To: srhqla!quest!kdq
Organization: Job quest  (805) 251-8210,  So Cal: (800) 400-8210

usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:

> 	The following deduction has a bug. C if u can figure where...
> 
> 	Three guys rent a three-bed room in a hotel, each one paying $10.
...
> 	Where is the missing $ ???


OK, hold your hands up in front of you, and count down from ten on your
right hand (10, 9, 8, 7, 6).  Now add the 5 finger from your other
hand, and you know where the extra dollar went.

 _
Kevin D. Quitt                                 Job Quest (800) 400-8210
srhqla!quest!kdq                               Learn How to Get a Job in SoCal

                96.37% of all statistics are made up.
From: lyle@adpgate.UUCP (Lyle Wiscarson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Perote has noe place in government.
Keywords: e e e e e e e e e e e
Date: 2 Oct 92 21:14:32 GMT
Article-I.D.: svserv.1612
Distribution: usa
Organization: ADP Dealer Services R&D, Portland, OR

----- Signed Dan Quayle.




Haaaaaaaaaaa!   I kill myself!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: g88d4938@giraffe.ru.ac.za (MR GE DOYLE)
Subject: Medical Joker?
Keywords: Medical, jokes
Organization: Rhodes University, Grahamstown, South Africa
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 15:16:44 GMT

Hi, 
 I am looking for jokes that make fun with people in the medical profession.
 If you've got anu please post them to me or to this group
 Thanx
  Greg

Heard this one a while back:
 How do you know who the Head Nurse is?
   -> He is the one with the dirty knees!
 
 Yeah, I know, not so good, eh?
 Can you do better? - Give it a shot!
From: dtasman@NMSU.edu (Dan Tasman)
Subject: Re: ggbj - urgent request!!!
Organization: New Mexico State University
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 21:53:53 GMT

The GGBJ is at wuarchive.wustl.edu!

--
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: true
Followup-To: alt.is.too
Organization: Indiana University
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 14:42:21 GMT

In <20815@plains.NoDak.edu> dunne@plains.NoDak.edu (Joseph Dunne) writes:

>In article <17700@autodesk.COM> naveen@Autodesk.COM (Naveen Chandra) writes:
>>
>>
>>   The Following statement is True.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>   The preceding statement was False.
>>
>> 

>------><----------

>This is a contradiction, therefore both statements are false.



The preceding statement is incorrect.


-- 
ben                                     fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

"A tight bunch of bastards who want to win while loving each other"
- Dave Hasbrook, about the Indiana Ultimate team
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson)
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user on Coombs at ANU. The
              opinions expressed are those of the user and not necessarily
              those of the Australian National University. 
Keywords: purple
Organization: Coombs Computing Unit, Australian National University, Canberra.
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 13:37:24 GMT

> titus@coombs.anu.edu.au (titus chiu) writes:
>> herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>>> rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
>>>>s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
>>>>Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
>>>"Bug" won't rhyme, but do you think "burp"'ll?
>>Cant find a rhyme, why not ask Steve Urkle?
>And get him to sing the Yankee Doodle!
gotta say finding a rhyme is a battle!
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: srd33435@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Of the hood.)
Subject: How do they do it?
Summary: How do they do it?
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Distribution: rec.humor
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 20:38:34 GMT

 

Does any one have a list of stuff like:

    Accy majors do it in numbers!
    Physics majors do it at the speed of light!

If you do please post it so the world will know
how they should be doing it.

Thanks.      Robin.




Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kmd@fico.uucp
Subject: Re: want list of "male" jokes (those retaliatory to the blond" jokes
Reply-To: kmd@fico.UUCP (kathi dietrick)    
Organization: The Fair, Isaac Companies, San Rafael, California
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 92 02:50:32 GMT

In article <716776439.0@helldisk.UUCP> Robert.Presland@helldisk.UUCP (Robert Presland) writes:
> SS> I hear there is a list of male jokes floating about... 
> SS> jokes in retaliation 
> SS> to the blond jokes.  Anybody have a copy?  There's somebody else on this 
> SS> list I will share them with, if so....
>
>I don't know about a list but I know this one:
>
>   Why are all blond jokes one liners?
>   So men can understand them.
>
>
>
> * Origin: Hell On A Disk * CSP/V.32b * (613) 569-0290 * (1:243/27)

Okay-here goes....


      Q. Why dont women have any brains?

      A. They dont have a penis to keep them in.

OR

      Q.Did you hear about the miracle baby born at(local hospital)?

      A. No
    
     Reply: Well it had the sexual organs of both genders, a penis
            and a brain.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bmiller@lunatix.uucp (Barry Miller)
Subject: Re: WANTED -- list of DYSLEXIC JOKES
Organization: Lexington Public Access Unix. -KY- (606) 253-1481 
Date: Mon, 05 Oct 1992 17:18:49 GMT
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Then there was the dyslexic atheist who insisted:


THERE IS NO DOG.


--yrraB relliM
From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Date: 28 Sep 1992 17:52:49 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Reply-To: me@here.nowhere.org
NNTP-Posting-Host: prem.lbl.gov

In article <1992Sep25.152608.1702@island.COM> fester@island.COM (Mike Fester) writes:
>
>Well, at least THEY have the decency to speak English, unlike those local
>furriners. Yech.
>Mike

	American English ??

	So now you are back to the oxymorons, eh !!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jss@kepler.unh.edu (Spectre)
Subject: Re: Irish Joke
Organization: University of No Holidays - UNH - East somewhere
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 23:36:31 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.153159.26324@ncar.ucar.edu> rlink@cedar.hao.ucar.edu (Richard Link) writes:
>In article <1053@emoryu1.cc.emory.edu> cobe101@emory.edu (Christopher C. Chung) writes:
>>
>>What do you call an Irish after ten beers?
>>
>>Sober.
>
>What's the definition of an Irish 7-course meal?
>
>A six-pack and a potato(e).
>                        ^
>                        |___ optional for Republicans.

What's wrong with that?!?!?  It's been my favorite meal since I've been at 
college!!!! :)

					-Jeff

-- 
'Get behind early so you have plenty of time to catch up'
|         Jeff Schreiber               | "The way to ski these things [moguls] |
|       jss@kepler.unh.edu             |  Is to go to total panic..............|
|    j_schreiber@unhh.unh.edu          |  Then....Back off." -Mike Hatrup      |
               My opinions are mine and only mine. I don't care 
               if they are wrong and you can't have them anyway!
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From: dudek@acsu.buffalo.edu (David T. Dudek)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.animation
Subject: New .sig for Samuel Stoddard
Date: 27 Sep 92 18:35:44 GMT
Organization: UB

ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) writes:

>-- 
>HEAVEN_____     =*- Jesus -*=                     =========================||
>           |__                                    ||    Samuel Stoddard    ||
>   _|_        |__               Which way are     ||         a.k.a         ||
>|   |            |__              you going?      ||       The  Rink       ||
>|                   |__                           ||   ss1@kepler.unh.edu  ||
>|                      |__                        ||      rink@unh.edu     ||
>|                         |_____HELL              || ss_cs611@unhh.unh.edu ||
>|_______    -Buddha-Hinduism-Confucius-Mohammed-  ||=========================



ENLIGHTENMENT  *My messiah is better than yours!* =========================||
           |__                                    ||    Samuel Stoddard    ||
              |__            I've fallen and      ||         a.k.a         ||
|                |__         I can't get up!      ||       The  Rink       ||
|                   |__                           ||   ss1@kepler.unh.edu  ||
|                      |__                        ||      rink@unh.edu     ||
|                         |_BIGOTRY & IGNORANCE   || ss_cs611@unhh.unh.edu ||
|_______        -irrational-blind-plain stupid-   ||=========================




-- 
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    @ Buffalo   /   play on!" - Wm. Shakespeare    \ `__.-._)      '''
From: eradm@brahms.Berkeley.EDU (Erik Radmall)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Brigham Young (was Woody Allen)
Date: 5 Oct 92 20:53:42 GMT
Reply-To: eradm@brahms.Berkeley.EDU (Erik Radmall)
Organization: Xerox

In article <1992Oct5.180607.28425@fcom.cc.utah.edu>, bcc@lanai.Eyring.COM (Brian Cooper) writes:
|> In article <BvnEpn.F2D@oryx.com> xdedcj@atom.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (dave c jarzabek) writes:
|> >In article <1992Oct2.173929.29525@spectrum.xerox.com>, eradm@brahms.Berkeley.EDU (Erik Radmall) writes:
|> >|> In article <BvHuMs.AMw@oryx.com>, xdedcj@atom.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (dave c jarzabek) writes:
|> >|> |> 
|> >|> |> I heard Woody Allen and Roman Polanski (?) (what ever happened to him)
|> >|> |> were teaming up for two new movies...
|> >|> |> 
|> >|> |> The first is a sequel to "10".  It's going to be called "12" or "13"
|> >|> |> 
|> >|> |> The second is a documentary on the founder of the Mormon church,
|> >|> |> called "Bringem Young".
|> >|> 
|> >|> Joseph Smith was the founder of the Mormon church - Brigham Young was its 2nd prez.
|> >|> After J.S. was murdered. He had about 70 wives (must have been nice!).
|> >|> 
|> >
|> >You're right, sorry about the gaffe.  Having multiple wives might be
|> >nice if you have absolute control over them, but can you imagine how
|> >fast your mind would turn to oatmeal with 70 "liberated" women around?
|> >
|> Actually, if you want to flame Brigham Young, you should research how the
|> experts have done it.  For a very funny (and untrue) version I recommend
|> Mark Twain's account in 'Roughing it Easy'.  He fabricates a tale where 
|> a visitor to Brigham Young's household slipped one of the children a tin
|> whistle.  Brigham discovered the deed too late to prevent it, and sent
|> vigilantes after the miscreant to bring him to justice but he escaped.  In
|> the meantime, all the other children (hundreds, according to Mark Twain)
|> demanded tin whistles as well.  The din was tremendous, and the adults
|> had to resort to sign language at dinner time.
|> 
|> I think even Brigham Young would have found the story funny.  By the way,
|> as I remember my Utah history, the number of his wives was considerable,
|> but I don't think it was more than about 35.  And I think there is a fair
|> amount of truth to Mark Twain's tale -- managing even one wife and one
|> family is more than enough work for me!

Last time I was in Salt Lake visiting my folks, I stopped by Brigham Young's
house for lunch (they've converted it to a cafeteria for the Mormon office
building). Anyway, I asked my mom the question - and I heard 20 wives. I later
read an account in a book about Mormonism that claimed he had 70 wives.
My mom is Mormon, the book's author wasn't. Go figure.

|> -- 
|> Brian Cooper	bcc@Eyring.COM
|> Eyring Corp.	+1 801-375-2434 or 1 800 YES PDOS

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dag@col.hp.com (David Geiser)
Subject: Re: 'n Baie-baie snaaksie grappie
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 16:51:22 GMT
Organization: HP Colorado Springs Division

take it to alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork.bork.bork
-- 

 To the cat, the experimenter is problematic.
From: jwk@sequent.com (John "Just Say Noe" Kramer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: President Bush
Date: 2 Oct 92 20:32:23 GMT
Article-I.D.: sequent.1992Oct2.203223.13781
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.

In article <nking.718049827@unix1.tcd.ie> nking@unix1.tcd.ie (Nev's family recipe) writes:
>In <1992Oct1.125927.5957@csd.brispoly.ac.uk> pa_ross@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Mr Rossy) writes:
>
>
>>Is America the only country in the world whose leader is named after a womens
>>private part ?????? Does the news ever say 
>
>Theres a president in africa somewhere called 'President the right
>honourable doctor reverend Banana' - No shit
>
>Nev...


Not forgetting the (recently deceased) Arch Bishop of Singapore(?), Cardinal Sin. 
This is *true*!!!
From: lou@netlink.cts.com (Louis Puccio)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Woody Allen
Date: 30 Sep 92 01:31:59 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

dp35@mc1adm.UWaterloo.ca (Greg Moore) writes:

> slahiri@jade.tufts.edu (Sandip Lahiri) writes:
> >caldwell8102@mtroyal.ab.ca writes:
> >>Anybody heard of the OTHER new movie starring Woody Allen and Mia Farrow?
> >>
> >>It's called "Honey, I Screwed the Kids"
> >
> >Oh, no ! Oh no ! This is the "billioneth" repost of that already stale 
> >joke !!
> 
> Oh no!! it's the billionth repost saying "Oh No ! This is the billioneth
> repost".


this is the billionth and one post...


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From: pasc1961@altair.selu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: THE BEST DAMNED JOKES EVER!!!
Date: 2 Oct 92 14:12:49 -0600
Followup-To: rec.humor
Distribution: world
Organization: Southeastern Louisiana University

In article <1992Oct1.185035.12219@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu>, davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi) writes:
> In article 52407@gmuvax.gmu.edu, sparker@gmuvax.gmu.edu () writes:
>>In article <1992Sep23.171112.664@altair.selu.edu>, pasc1961@altair.selu.edu writes:
>>> Here are some of the best jokes I've ever heard:
>>> 1.  Bill Clinton for President
>>> 2.  political correctness
>>> 3.  Animals rights
>>> 4.  Reaganomics destroyed the economy
>>> 5.  Spike Lee's new movie, Malcolm 10 (or is that Malcolm X ?)
>>> 6.  Spike Lee's old movies
>>> 7.  Gay rights
>>> 8.  Liberals
>>> 9.  Misguided liberal dogma, which, incidentally, corrodes the foundations
>>>     of American Society
>>> 10.  Anita Hill
>>> 11.  The whole Kennedy Klan (living and dead)
>>> 12.  Jesse Jackson
>>> 13.  Environmentalists
>>> 14.  The Homeless Advocacy
>>> 15.  Multiculturalists
>>> 16.  Feminists, and other women too ugly to get a date
>>>   
>>> 
>>>      The list shall go on and on and on and on and on and on and on...
>>
>>How about
>>18. Holes in the ozone layer
>>19. Religious radio stations
>>
> and ....
> 20. Greenpeace (a profiting business)
> 21. george bush 
> 22. the entire republican party (and Party it is)
> 24. marlyn quayle (a.k.a. Betty Crocker)
> 25. oily  "ollie (sp)" north
> 25. ron "McCarthy-man" reagan
> 
> and on and on and on.................
> 
> 
> 
> --==<< jbiafra@bree.end.umd.edu >>==--
> 
> 
> 	It's so nice to see the kind of responses that my post has solicited.
	I said that the list would go on and on and on and on...

26.  Ross "Little General" Perot
27.  Clinton won't raise your taxes
28.  Barney "Butt Pirate" Frank
29.  Hilary Clinton and her Cause of the Week
30.  Non-spelling persons who make fun of Dan Quayle
31.  Crunchy Frog (amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.edu)
32.  Bill Clinton doesn't inhale (he just sucks)
33.  PETA
34.  Larry King
35.  Bill Clinton--Rhodes Scholar at Oxford?????
36.  Bill Clinton--"I dropped out to protest the Vietnam War."
37.  Magic Johnson, the legend, the hero, the tramp
38.  Pat Schroeder
39.  Affirmative Action
40.  Al Gore, the "moderate"


	Folks, I know that this is rec.humor but some things just have to be
	said.  If Slick Willie (Clinton) is elected, we will be paying more
	taxes than we ever have before.  And if you don't think that Hilary 
	will be running the show at the White House behind closed doors, just 
        look at how she pushes her agenda now.  That's no joke.

        	                              BUSH IN '92!!
From: andersod@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: request for creative pictures
Date: 26 Sep 92 13:11:21 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire


I don't know how greedy this is going to sound, but could you please 
mail me your creative pictures.  I have seen biplanes, cars, and the like.
I have no imagination, and even less time.
            Mail to:    andersod@cnsvax.uwec.edu

                Thanks for your help.  
                             Douglass Alan Anderson
From: agent99@kretin.infoserv.com (Wendy Lee)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: That's what happened...
Date: Tue, 06 Oct 92 22:56:52 EDT
Organization: Darkwing Tower

} A mahcrowave ouven running Windoes ouill ourk verry slowly.  Eet ouill
} leek radiacion and make you eento a large meutated cabbage.

Is *that* what happened to my microwave?  I was wondering why I was
sprouting leaves...

 --
 Wendy Lee (agent99@kretin.infoserv.com)
 "Who writes for this show anyway?  They're going out of their way to make
  me look bad!" -- Darkwing Duck
Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
From: DAVIS@licr.dn.mu.oz.au
Subject: The Satanic Oracularities
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7BIT
Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University
Mime-Version: 1.0
Date: 06 Oct 1992 09:25:56 +1000
X-Vms-To: IN::"rec.humor.oracle.d@cs.indiana.edu"

Looks like it might nearly be time for all of us to go into hiding...  
Have Iraq or Iran got that UseNet feed yet?  Could #486-01 be misconstrued?  
Naah, they're such funny, zany, wacky, fun-loving guys, I'm sure they'll 
laugh till our heads fall off.

Ian Davis                              DAVIS@licr.dn.mu.oz.au