From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink)
Subject: The Latest Signature List
Organization: Turkey Hall
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 04:04:01 GMT

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The Enormous Sig Extension File #11  (email ss1@kepler.unh.edu for the others)
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 ^]q  exit ?Quit ?q  anybackbone!sequent!edw edw@sequent.COM  KA9AHQ 28.340


LivesSavesReignsRedeemsForgivesLovesyouIsComingAgain
    | | | ___| /  __|  | | | | /  __|           He died
    | | | |_   | |___  | | | | | |___           For you....
 _  | | |  _|  \___  \ | | | | \___  \          Will you
| |_| | | |__   ___| | | |_| |  ___| |          Live for Him
|_____| |____| |_____/ \_____/ |_____/ o o o    ??????
LivesSavesReignsRedeemsForgivesLovesYouIsComingAgain


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-                   - We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as  -
-                   - long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for -
-     Nudd          - making a useless thing is that one admires it      -
-                   - intensely.                                         -
-                   - All art is quite useless.                          -
-                   -    -_The_Picture_of_Dorian_Grey_, Oscar Wilde.     -
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"I'm not a programmer, but I play one at work." _/_
 _, .__  _  _,  _,     _   _, .__  ____  _  __  / o _ .__
(_)_/ (_(/_(_)_(_)_   |_)_(_|_/ (_/ / /_(/_/ /_/_/_(/_/ (__
 /|         /|  /|   /|      ___ Gregg  Parmentier ___
|/         |/  |/    |/ parmentier@iowasp.physics.uiowa.edu


  "They've shut down the main reactor"   /  ^  \  Vian Lawson. 
  "Oh no!  That means we'll have to     |  \ /  | Otherwise known as  
  react on our own ..."                  \_____/ redfive@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au


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hsm@kepler.unh.edu |"I am portly, I am double-knit, and I'm gonna give
you one more hint and I hate like damn to tell you this cuz I know
you're gonna get it right away, Ich Bin Maroon! OH! YOU'RE A SOFA!


My other car was on Alderaan.


Rob Halsey                       | "I will love him and hug him, and squeeze
(rhalse20@calvin.edu)            |  him and pet him, and pet him and squeeze
Calvin College  Phi 33           |  him and I will call him George!" 
Grand Rapids, MI 49546           |                    -Looney Toons (tm)


Hhhmph! Adventure? Hhhmmpf! Excitement?! A Jedi Knight craves not these things..

+---------------------------------------------------------------+
|Naveen Yawanarajah \ Internet :    syawanar@cc.curtin.edu.au   |
|                    \ Fidonet :    3:690/613                   |
| The BEaST           \ POST   :    4 Woonan Pl., KARAWARA 6152 |
|    is yet to come.   \       :    PERTH, WESTERN AUSTRALIA... |
+---------------------------------------------------------------+   


                                    ________________________
           - CT                    /\                       \
                                   \_|  The foxes have their |
                                     | holes, and the birds  |
                                     | of the air have their |
                                     | nests; but the Son of |
                                     | man hath not where to |
                                     | lay his head.         |
                                     |                       |
                                     |   - Matthew, VIII:20  |
                                     |   ____________________|_
                                     \_/_____________________/


This is Ari Wertheimer, and I'm here to tell you nothing, but this is actually
my signature.  Aren't you thrilled?  :-)          aw@kepler.unh.edu


-Denise
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"If you can't say something nice...don't say nothin' at all." -THUMPER

DISNEY UNIVERSITY CLASS OF '92


Milton E. Rodriguez
milton@cgrg.ohio-state.edu
"If you can't say somethin' nice....don't say nothin' at all." -THUMPER
"Those who hurt others hurt themselves" -BEAN BUNNY


--any misspellings are intentional, and are for the sole purpose of
confusing the Vice President--



ARTIFICIAL FLOWERS:  Pieces of plastic and metal, crudely fashioned to
  bear a limited, superficial resemblance to real flowers, but with no
  credible attempt to match their internal complexity in terms of form,
  function, or behavior.

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Really smart computers.

Roger Gonzalez - rg@msel.unh.edu     (508) 658-7800 (fax -2492)
Denning Mobile Robotics, 21 Concord Street, Wilmington MA 01887



-- Paul A. Sand           | I would have put a sign on [the broken laser
-- Univ. of New Hampshire | printer], but all my equipment broken signs
-- pas@kepler.unh.edu     | are laser printed... 
                          |     (Andrew Feren)


Jennifer
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Yet another Bible-believin' Christian!
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David Pimmel                        --You can blame an administration that has
pimmel@cs.wisc.edu                    been in office for 12 years, or you can
				      blame me.  -- Murphy Brown


Don Oxley     |Internet: oxley@pdn.paradyne.com|"It is better to keep your mouth
AT&T Paradyne |UUCP:     uunet!pdn!oxley       | shut and appear stupid, than to
Largo, FL     |--------------------------------| open it and leave no doubt."
(813)530-8282 |  Opinions are mine, not AT&T   |               -Mark Twain


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+   0__, ---     Kirby Files, 623-1673   | "Whoso would be a man     +
      /   ------ 29 Banks Street         | must be a nonconformist"
      |\   --    Somerville, MA  02144   | 
+ ---**-**------ files1@husc.harvard.edu | Ralph Waldo Emerson       +


Eric
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But have you seen the yak?
Great as a thundercloud,
He stands in his might.
Big?  Sure. But he can't catch mice!


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Disclaimer: The above views may be mine but may be those of the guy       
            behind me.  You decide.
There are two types of people in the world:
The first type always, no matter what, finishes what they start;



"All that is required for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing"
						            Edmund Burke


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        `______''       cth@cs.itc.hp.com         `_______'


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**                 *                   ** Russ Soule                        ** 
**          *    *****    *            ** Harris Controls Division          **
**        *****    *    *****          ** Phone: 242-4361                   **
**          *      *      *            ** Email: ras@contols.ccd.harris.com **
**          *      *      *            ***************************************
**          *   *******   *            ** Believe in the Lord Jesus, and    **
**     ***************************     ** you will be saved.  Acts 16:31    **
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      .    _  .     _____________
      |\_|/__/|    /             \
     / / \/ \  \  / Happy! Happy! \
    /__|O||O|__ \ \   Joy! Joy!   /
   |/_ \_/\_/ _\ | \  ___________/
   | | (____) | ||  |/
   \/\___/\__/  // _/
   (_/         ||
    |          ||\   Norman Sippel
     \        //_/   alias Norman "Muddy" Stimpy
      \______//
     __|| __||       Email: ngsippel@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu
    (____(____)             ngsippel@komodo.ham.muohio.edu


  From 1964:
  Reporter: "What do you think of the campaign in Detroit to stamp out the
             Beatles?"
  Paul McCartney: "We've got a campaign of our own to stamp out Detroit."


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             Edwin 'Big Ed' Weiland - EMW107@PSUVM.PSU.EDU
            Architectural Engineering; Penn State University
 "There are two ways to be, and truth does not depend on me." -King's X
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Samuel Stoddard, the Weapons Master           JESUS IS LORD!!  HALLELUJAH!!!!!
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That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in
   thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
*=----                      --=* Romans  10:9 *=--                      ----=*


Sam.                                             ss1@kepler.unh.edu
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An egotist is a person of low taste--more interested in himself than in me.
-------------------------------------------------Ambrose Bierce----------------
English law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law.
                                    This is our idea of useless legislation.
-------------------------------------------------Anonymous---------------------


/\     The          "...and it was about this time that Saddam Hussein was
 .\     Rink         getting really angry at Israel, so he invaded Kuwait...."
  .\/\        /\                              --Me, misquoting myself.
 .  \.\/\    / .\
 /\. \/. \  /.  .\  /\    "You do not test the strength of a fly by hitting
/. \ /.  .\/  .   \/. \    it with a sledgehammer."  --Professor Simpson
  . / . .  \   .  /  ..\/\
/\ /      . \.   / .    \.\      ss1@kepler.unh.edu   s_stoddard@unhh.unh.edu


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+--------------------------+----------+-------------------------------+
| "Two great minds...ought | The Rink | Outside of a dog, a book is   |
| to be able to come up    |  a.k.a.  | Man's best friend.  Inside of |
| with something more than |  Elijah  | a dog, it's too dark to read. |
| a headache, right?"      |   the    |-------------------------------|
|             -- Walker    | Tishbite |      ss1@kepler.unh.edu       |
+--------------------------+----------+-------------------------------+


*****  The Rink  *****   Programming is an art form that fights back.
***                ***
* ss1@kepler.unh.edu *   "But that no man is justified by the law in the
***                ***    sight of God, it is evident:  for, The just shall
*****  Cheers!!  *****    live by faith."  --  Galatians 3:11


     ____           Jesus lives.  Jesus loves.  Jesus saves.          ____
 ____|  |____        Jesus forgives.   Jesus changes lives.       ____|  |____
 |___    ___|                                                     |___    ___|
     |  |                    But will you let Him?                    |  |
     |  |                                                             |  |
     |__|      email:  ss1@kepler.unh.edu / ss_cs611@unhh.unh.edu     |__|


\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/
/\     Samuel Stoddard                                ss1@kepler.unh.edu     <>
><                                                                           /\
\/      "Savior and Destroyer, Mirror of Life and Death."--Terry Brooks      ><
<>                      "No.  There is another."--Yoda                       \/
/\ "So why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here!"--Biff  (BTTF 1) <>
><                                                                           /\
\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/<\>/


 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   saved = 0;
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@  while (life)
@@@@@    Samuel Stoddard    @@@@@  {
@@@@    ss1@kepler.unh.edu   @@@@         accept_christ = believe_gospel();
                             @@@@         if (accept_christ) saved = 1;
Hope Springs Eternal        @@@@@  }
because she was glued   @@@@@@@@@  if (saved) heaven();
to the trampoline.      @@@@@@@@   else hell();


          SAMUEL STODDARD  a.k.a.  THE RINK  a.k.a.  SWAN
>-=-=->-=-=->-=-=->-=-=->-=-=->-=-=->-=-=->-=-=->-=-=->-=-=->-=-=->
   Fall behind early so you'll have more time to catch up later. 
<-=-=-<-=-=-<-=-=-<-=-=-<-=-=-<-=-=-<-=-=-<-=-=-<-=-=-<-=-=-<-=-=-<
    ss1@kepler.unh.edu    rink@unh.edu    ss_cs611@unhh.unh.edu
>-=-=->-=-=->-=-=->-=-=->-=-=->-=-=->-=-=->-=-=->-=-=->-=-=->-=-=->
       Cole's Law:   Finely chopped cabbage with mayonnaise.
<-=-=-<-=-=-<-=-=-<-=-=-<-=-=-<-=-=-<-=-=-<-=-=-<-=-=-<-=-=-<-=-=-<


"Ha--uh, uh, uh, uh, huuuhhhh?"                           -- Sam Stoddard
"YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...HA...HA...HA...HOOOOEEYY!!!"    -- Goofy
"Ahweehrwyyhwhryrhwwehrwehrwrhwherr...."                  -- Dick Van Dyke
"Yerhudurdhrrdrhudrtdhtudhrtduhtddhrtur...."              -- Sebastian
"Yabba dabba doo!!"                                       -- Fred Flintstone
"Habba, habba, ha-hhhhhaaaaa...."                         -- Jackie Gleason
"HABBA HABBADA HABBADA HABBADA, what goes here?"          -- Professor Jacoby


"Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and
make up reasons for it afterwards."    --   Soren F. Peterson
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>>>>>  Samuel Stoddard   ss1@kepler.unh.edu   The Rink  <<<<<
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:::::: It is well to remember, my son, that the entire ::::::
::::::: population of the universe, with one trifling :::::::
:: exception, is composed of others. -- John Andrew Holmes ::


Samuel Stoddard  a.k.a.  The Rink  a.k.a.  Swan  -----  ss1@kepler.unh.edu
==========================================================================
Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and      -------------
believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall   | John 5:24 |
not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.   -------------
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| "Think!  Put  ||----------------------   Listen to me now, He loves you.
|  your neck on ||   Samuel  Stoddard  ||  Listen to me now, He cares for you.
|  the block!"  ||  ss1@kepler.unh.edu ||  Listen to me now, He wants you to
|  --Professor  ||======================--------------       come home...
|    Jacoby     ||   For God so loved the world...   || Amy Grant, "Sharayah"
|================-------------------==================-----------------------
| Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.--Psalm 119:105 |
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.......// Sam Stoddard a.k.a. The Rink // "...and the soil -- there's //
......//    ss1@kepler.unh.edu   //---// no moisture in it.  Nothing //.
.....// s_stoddard@unhh.unh.edu //  to keep a man in his grave...." //..
....//    ss1@bofur.unh.edu    //            -- "Zulu" (1964)      //...
...//    ss1@gloin.unh.edu    //----------------------------------//....
..//    ss1@bifur.unh.edu    // "Pardon me, Mr. Wilson, but how  //.....
.//------------------//-----// can anyone see you if you insist //......
//  Collies rule!!  // on standing in Mr. Dickinsons' shadow?" //.......


-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
| Samuel Stoddard  a.k.a.  The Rink |  I LOVE DISNEY AND BORDER COLLIES!!!  |
|    University of New Hampshire    |----------------------------------------
------------------------------------|  Freedom is not the right to do what  |
| Love is giving to the basic needs |  we want but the power to do what we  |
| of another without the motive of  |                        ought.         |
| personal gain. ___________________|_ss1@kepler.unh.edu____________________|


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|                              The Rink                              |
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 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves:
   it is the gift of God:  Not of works, lest any man should boast.
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|                          Ephesians  2:8-9                          |
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\-   ss1@kepler.unh.edu      - The Snow Daemon -        "Help me!  The   -/
\-        --------------------------------               Energizer bunny -/
\-  If we do not change our direction, we are likely to  knocked me over -/
\-    -------------------   end up where we are headed.  and I can't get -/
\-  "To put before mankind,  ----------------------      up!!"  ------   -/
\-   the common sense of the subject...in terms so  -------------------  -/
\-   simple and clear...as to command their assent."  Thomas Jefferson   -/


HEAVEN_____     =*- Jesus -*=                        ss1@kepler.unh.edu
           |__                                 ============================||
   _|_        |__             Which way are    ||  Jesus saith unto him,   ||
|   |            |__            you going?     || I am the way, the truth, ||
|                   |__                        || and the life, and no man ||
|                      |__                     ||  cometh unto the Father  ||
|                         |_____HELL           || but by me. --- John 14:6 ||
|_______  -Buddha-Hinduism-Confucius-Mohammed- ||============================


##############################  Swan  ##############################
## Just my luck.  I buy a suit with two pairs of pants, and I end ##
## up getting shot in the arm.      -- Art Carney, "Izzy and Moe" ##
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## ss1@kepler.unh.edu       rink@unh.edu        ss1@bofur.unh.edu ##
####################################################################
## AAH!  The fuel light is on!  We're running out of fuel!  We'll ##
## all die!!  Oh wait, that's the intercom light. -- The Far Side ##


//================================================================\\
||  Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life:  ||
||      no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.  John 14:6      ||
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           Samuel Stoddard, Jesus freak and Bible basher.
//================================================================\\
||         ss1@kepler.unh.edu       ss_cs611@unhh.unh.edu         ||


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From: paul@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Paul Beatrice)
Date: Wed, 23 Sep 1992 17:35:51 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Young Ones (old Brit comedy)
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.