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From: catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Catherine Manry)
Subject: Re: Election 92
Organization: Purdue University
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 01:42:21 GMT

In article <1992Nov12.180138.5124@netcom.com>, gerg@netcom.com (Greg Andrews) writes:
> TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
> >
> >Boy Catherine on the scale of 1 to 10 on comebacks that was a 2 only because I
> >Have never seen a 1.  You have been flamed your just too burnt to know it.
> >
> >  Todd
> >
> 
> ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....urmf...wha?
> 
> Oh, a little flame just went by.  How cute.  *yawn*
> 
> ......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
> 
> 


Heh....my thoughts exactly.....



Catherine









Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: anonymus+1801@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Subject: CHICAGO
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 01:01:15 GMT

Hi!  I'm a very cute young guy who's looking for someone special.  It could be
you...
John D.
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From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: REASON no Girls
Date: 12 Nov 1992 01:20:07 GMT
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
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>>  I'd be willing to wager there are some very nice women reading this group,
>>but they're lurkers, since they know if they post, there's a good chance they'll
>get a deluge of attention (e.g. 100 e-mail letters).


Damn straight!







Rachel                           "Supergoof!"
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                                      >
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From: tom@spud.kludge.com (Tom Lemos)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Is there anybody out there?
Date: 4 Nov 92 16:03:56 GMT
Organization: T.T.L.F.  San Francisco, CA


anonymus+988@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu writes:

> Just nod if you can hear me.  Is there anyone at home?
> -- 

Nodding...

Tom@spud.kludge.COM                             Tater Tot Liberation Front
"Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled"            Live from San Francisco
                       -Harlan Ellison                     +1.415.255.8340
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: davis@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Barbara Davis)
Subject: Re: How much mail have *you* gotten?
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 23:48:19 GMT

erc@unislc.uucp (Ed Carp) writes:

>For all those women out there, especially the ones who have made "ISO" posts:

>How much mail have you gotten?  How much was rude and crude and how much was
>nice email?  Just curious how much email women get ehre...

I did post an ISO a year ago and have just posted pertainent and impertainent
comments since then, plus a well aimed flame from time to time.

I have gotten *lots* of mail.  All of it, even from those do did not agree
when I flamed someone, has been respectful.  A big percentage of it has been
entertaining and well written.  All the really great email is one of the
significant perks of posting to the net.  I have talked to interesting people
all over the world.

BTW, I have *never* posted anything even vaguely suggestive and I have never
received email that was unpleasant.  I don't know if the two facts are 
related, and I *think* they are.

Barb
-- 
Barbara G. Davis                       Internet:  davis@ucsu.colorado.edu
University of Colorado, Boulder 

                   If I don't ask, you can't say, "Yes!".
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: SWM needs REDHEAD!
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 22:19:32 GMT

In article <6NOV199200512759@ducvax.auburn.edu> cpearson@ducvax.auburn.edu (MISTYEYES) writes:
>In article <18865@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu>, ez005392@othello.ucdavis.edu (Mo) writes...
>>: an overly affectionate sweetheart lacking a SO? 
>>: can't be!
>> 
>>It can be......and it is! *sigh*
>
>Make that two :)
>
>Colleen

so what are you going to do about it?

(and where have you been lately C?)

-bacon
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From: doug@eng.umd.edu (Douglas N. Cohen)
Subject: Re: REASON no Girls
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 15:58:16 GMT
Organization: hah!  we don't need no steenkin' organization!
Summary: 	-=-=-=-< a point, w/humor >-=-=-=-
Followup-To: nawwww, don't bother....
Keywords: 	-=-=-=-< set humor > 0 >-=-=-=-


In article <1992Nov11.194304.26993@udel.edu> yarringt@dewey.udel.edu (Debra Yarrington) writes:

>>>hhamid@nyx.cs.du.edu (hassan  hamid) writes:
>>>
>>>The reason why there are very few women on this newsgroup is mainly because
>>>at university like english, sociology. Know what I mean?

	< snip, snip >

>
>I just had to respond to this one.  I find your implication that only ugly women go
>into computer science, while the good looking "girls" go into art subjects 
>incredibly frustrating because of its ignorance.  There are *all sorts* of women

	< snip, snip >

>he has hurt, angered, and diheartened many women, especially me.
>
>My main point is that it would be nice if, when posting, people would try to get
>at least a few brain cells to fire.
>
>-Debbie
>
>PS: Yes, women do read the personals. No, I don't particularly like being referred
>to as a "girl", and I apologize for not keeping discussions out of alt.personals.
>
>PPS: This response is incredibly tame compared to the the response I really
>wanted to send.
>

	no doubt!  it was a tame and reasonable.
	i did not agree with hassam's post.  i posted as much, and e-mailed
  him my personal comments.  he deserved his criticisms, and 'flames'.  i
  believe he will have a long and arduous trial in overcoming this initial
  characterization he has created for himself.
	he has appologized.  publically.  he *seemed* sincere, and i, for one,
  am willing to give him a chance.  anyone can make a mistake, and almost
  anyone can learn from it/them!  this could be a valuable lesson for him,
  and dearly bought.
	however.... *smile* *twinlke* *grin* 

	what ever you may think of his post, his misconceptions, and his
  attitude....
	he *DID* get more 'lurking' *WOMEN* to actually post *something*
  to the groups.....  quite a feat!  more women came out of the lurking
  category to roast him (yes, justifiable) that had not been seen out
  on the group for some time!  he disproved a lot of men's misconception
  that there are no women out there, responding or replying, or posting!
	i'm not sure that his was the best way, however, you have to admit
  that it *was* quite effective... *{henh, henh, henh}* {duck, swish, thud!}

	another opinion, worth what you paid for it!
	and, as always, i am/at:

             doug:  < doug@eng.umd.edu > : < doug@lpf.umd.edu >

           -=-=-=-=-=-=-< a ghost in the machine >--=-=-=-=-=-=-

          "on the turning away....
           from the pained and downtrodened....
           and the words that they say, which we won't understand.
           don't accept that what's happening
           is just a case of others suffering,
           or you'll find that you're joining in the turning away!"

                           a momentary lapse of reason: pink floyd
Organization: Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Date: Mon,  9 Nov 1992 19:50:23 -0500 
From: "Francis J. Yenca" <fy03+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Aauggh!!!! Redheads!!!

Ferrari writes:

>> David Fass

>> 	Well heck -- if it's female & half-decent-looking (to me ) well ... I
>>wouldn't care what color her hair was ... (as long as she had hair)
... I'm not
>>picky ... besides, what has hair color got to do with anything ....

>Obviously, you have never experienced a Redhead ....

>*sinister laugh*

>Ferrari


So tell us...what is there to experiencing a redhead??:)

Frank
From: dchatham@utkvx3.utk.edu (Chatham, Doug)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Why I am constantly deluged with e-mail
Date: 8 Nov 92 14:45:00 GMT
Organization: University of Tennessee Computing Center
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Nov8.070100.10768@dorsai.com>, mutation@dorsai.com 
(Florian Lengyel) writes...
>I happen to be a male who is afraid to post here because if I do, I will
>be deluged with e-mail.
> 
>You see, I happen to be a male who suffers from all of the problems of
>the women on this net, who do not post for fear of being deluged with
>e-mail. 
> 
>So the men should not feel as though only women are being swamped with
>attention, because in this instance, all I have to do is sit here and
>be handsome, and get on with my life, and I still have more e-mail
>than I can manage. 

	And how do you manage this trick?  Those of us whose "animal
magnetism" has been permanently stuck in reverse would REALLY like to know.


> 
>Don't let anyone tell you that the women's movement hasn't reversed things
>between men and women entirely. The roles are completely reversed (at least
>in my case). I never have to ask anyone for a date or take the initiative
              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>under any circumstances, and yet I manage to do very well for myself,
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^!!!
>thank you. Not only that, but I take advantage of this situation to the
>fullest, toying with some women while involving myself with others. Why
>not? It's not as if I have to take any risks.
> 

	Your egotism and sadistic tendencies are showing.



>And, even though I am constantly bombarded with attention, I disclaim
>any traces of egocentrism, deflecting the matter by complaining about
>various women's "female egos".
> 
>So stop complaining about the ratio of males to females on this newsgroup.
>Or that the men are poor undignified sexual paupers. The facts betray
>exactly the opposite!

	ONLY in your case.  For practically every other male in this group,
(to the best of my knowledge) there IS a large M/F ratio and there IS a
problem finding interested women.  Your post will only make us "hopeless cases"
envious.  
	(Now, if you'd offer to send some of your "deluge" of email our way,
then we would appreciate it. [:-)])

Sincerely,
Doug Chatham
From: DWL110@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: BONDAGE
Date: 12 Nov 92 21:25:51 GMT
Organization: Penn State University

HOT LOOKING MALE SEEKS PERSON OR PEOPLE TO RENDER HIM HELPLESS AND USE HIM
ANY WAY THEY WANT,AS LONG AS THEY WANT.  NO LIMITS - ANYTHING GOES AS LONG
AS I AM HELPLESS TO STOP IT - CONTACT FOR MORE INFO.
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From: davez@brahms.udel.edu (David Micha Zlotkin)
Subject: Re: love
Organization: University of Delaware
  Catherine,
   Forget about his advice, if there is a guy for you where you live, be patient
						   
						:-) Dave :-)
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 03:58:01 GMT

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Aauggh!!! Hair Color!!! (was Re: Aauggh!!!!  Redheads!!!)
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Sat, 14 Nov 1992 00:32:36 GMT

In article <19216@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu> ez005392@othello.ucdavis.edu (Mo) writes:
>v069qryr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Aaron T. Breen) writes:
>: >v069qryr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Aaron T. Breen) writes:
>: >:        (No, I've never experienced a redhead before...but I definately
>: >:         want to (hopefully in the near future!).)
>: >: 
>  Wait a cotton-picking minute, here! Why am I a traitor? 
>Nevermind....I just don't see why this redhead thing is so important to guys??
>What's the deal here???  Are you all suffering from some weird syndrome which
>caused you to believe all those stupid 80's teenage movies???  What's going on?

wait a cotton-pickin minit here...what's the big deal with any of this?
There's the redhead thing, there's the blond thing, there's the brunette
thing... I suppose the only one for which there isn't a "thing" is just
plain old brown. oops, maybe black.

Redheads aren't always more fun. Blonds are not always ditzes. (Some of 
them are tall exercise nuts that'll knock my brains out if I were to
say such a thing.) One of my world-favorite females has black hair.

Straw poll: how many guys out there really care about the color of a
woman's hair? Or is it just one of those things to joke about but we
really don't care? (I fall into that category I guess.)

>
>                                                 Mo
>--
>*kiss**hug**kiss**smooch**kiss**hug**kiss**smooch**kiss*
>      More affection than a .sig file should have!!!
>*hug**smooch**kiss**hug**hug**smooch**hug**kiss**smooch*

-bacon, not sure what the hell he is doing here at this time of night
installing software instead of being at the hockey game besides a silly
devotion to duty
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: dimmen@hsr.no (Kjetil Dimmen)
Subject: Re: The BITCH is back!
Organization: Rogaland University Centre
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 18:12:22 GMT

In article <Bx83n9.MpG@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, darkmoor@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Darkmoore) writes:
>  
>   What does the majority think?
> 
> 
>   Darkmoore.
> 
Your presence is important for the diversity of this group.
(Which is what i *really* like about it.)
(And now I'll probably have the net.police down my throat again...)
-- 
D.    - Some people say I have a too high self-esteem.
They may be right, but at least I have good reason to.
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: krb@hpuerca.atl.hp.com (Kevin Barnes)
Subject: Re: Girls-2-Women
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 03:29:19 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard NARC Atlanta
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AMEM... Bill


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From: ap.233@cupid.sai.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
Subject: SWM IN SAN JOSE LOOKING FOR SWF...
Date: 9 Nov 92 19:57:09 GMT
Reply-To: ap.233@cupid.sai.com
Followup-To: alt.personals
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
X-Iso: SF

in San Jose who would like to go out and do things.
I'm SWM, blond hair, blue eye's 5'9", 150#. I love
the water and sun. Looking for SWF that's slim and
fun to be with. Alo a great sense of humor!!!

Michael-


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From: anonymus+906@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu (Tracy)
Subject: Want fun with crossdresser ?
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 19:58:21 GMT

I use the name Tracy I am 5'8', 142 lbs , cute, and would like
to hear from some of you if interested....I wear black stockings, black high
heels, black panties , and a bit a lovely perfume and some make up...
waiting to hear from you...what could we do together ??
I forgot to say I am in the northeast.....waiting...

Tracy

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From: drg@candidus.ma30.bull.com (Daniel R. Guilderson)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: SWF iso a HOT stud
Date: 11 Nov 92 16:05:01 GMT
Organization: Bull World Wide Information Systems, Billerica MA USA

In article <BxIpJn.339.2@cs.cmu.edu> anonymus+3266@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu writes:

   A Sexy, wild female in search of an exciting guy in his early to
   mid 20's.  I have long, curly, blonde hair with blue eyes. I'm 5'6"
   and weigh 115lbs.  I am looking for a fun-loving, intelligent, and
   good-looking guy who isn't a total dork. I like to have fun, if you
   know what I mean. I am an undergraduate student, so I really know
   how to party. Write back if you are interested
	   -Stephanie

Words.
From: canterbury@ab.wvnet.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: liberty university, lynchburg virginia
Date: 9 Nov 92 22:47:04 GMT
Organization: Alderson-Broaddus College

does anyone from liberty univertsity in lynchburg, virginia?
i am interested in transferring there next semester , please write me.

canterbury@ab.wvnet.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: usenet@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU
Subject: Re: SWF iso a HOT stud
Organization: University of Virginia
	im not a total dork.....lets talk!
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 10:56:31 GMT

This article was probably generated by a buggy news reader.
From: slqmr@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Love defined
Date: 9 Nov 92 19:11:59 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

Love is just an illusion created by the temporary, or permanent, need for sex!!
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: mutation@dorsai.com (Florian Lengyel)
Subject: Why I am constantly deluged with e-mail
Organization: The Dorsai Embassy +1.718.729.5018
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 07:01:00 GMT

I happen to be a male who is afraid to post here because if I do, I will
be deluged with e-mail.

You see, I happen to be a male who suffers from all of the problems of
the women on this net, who do not post for fear of being deluged with
e-mail. 

So the men should not feel as though only women are being swamped with
attention, because in this instance, all I have to do is sit here and
be handsome, and get on with my life, and I still have more e-mail
than I can manage. 

Don't let anyone tell you that the women's movement hasn't reversed things
between men and women entirely. The roles are completely reversed (at least
in my case). I never have to ask anyone for a date or take the initiative
under any circumstances, and yet I manage to do very well for myself,
thank you. Not only that, but I take advantage of this situation to the
fullest, toying with some women while involving myself with others. Why
not? It's not as if I have to take any risks.

And, even though I am constantly bombarded with attention, I disclaim
any traces of egocentrism, deflecting the matter by complaining about
various women's "female egos".

So stop complaining about the ratio of males to females on this newsgroup.
Or that the men are poor undignified sexual paupers. The facts betray
exactly the opposite!

-- 
MUTATION@DORSAI.COM
FLORIAN@NEOTERIC.COM
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Bi in Sacramento
From: anonymus+3315@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 16:36:57 GMT
Organization: Anonymous contact service

Seek similar, write for more details.
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From: gerg@netcom.com (Greg Andrews)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Love defined
Date: 11 Nov 92 02:48:59 GMT
Organization: Center for Snuggle Studies

dchatham@utkvx2.utk.edu (Chatham, Doug) writes:
>slqmr@cc.usu.edu writes...
>>
>>Love is just an illusion created by the temporary, or permanent, need for
>>sex!!                                                            ^^^^
>
>It's not a need, just a desire.
>

It's not just a job, it's an ADVENTURE!


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From: mutation@dorsai.com (Florian Lengyel)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: REASON no Girls
Date: 12 Nov 92 04:28:04 GMT
Organization: The Dorsai Embassy +1.718.729.5018
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

sthor@ctp.com (Sarah Thornburg) writes:
: First, I'm not looking for a date, so PLEASE don't send me mail.
: 
: Just to clarify a few points about readership on  the net:
: 
: *I am a beautiful intelligent woman who reads this group.

So what?

: *I majored in political science in college, which while not humanities is not
: hard core science either, but I am by profession a computer programmer of
: sorts involved in such things as system integration, open systems
: architecture and the like - UNIX, C++, ORACLE, etc.
: *I have a life other than the computer.
: *I do not laugh at the posts in this group.
: 
: * BUT I do not want to be bombarded with mail, so I don't post (usually) but
: do occaisionally respond to requests for converstation etc, as I HAVE a
: boyfriend already.
: 
: Thanks.

For what?

I should probably pass this over in silence, but what is the point
of claiming that you are attractive and unavailable?

I consider this posting to be gratuitous and in poor taste. In fact, it can 
fairly be called fatuous.

What would you think if I were to say that

* I am very handsome
* I play Bach Fugues on the piano
* I am actively interested in mathematics
* I am a self employed programmer who works in C++, assembler on e-mail
  gateways, protocol converters and so on
* And, last but not least I am irresistable and unavailable 

Would you consider me to be a person a great warmth? Would you consider me
to good hearted? Or would you dismiss me as vain?


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FLORIAN@NEOTERIC.COM
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 14:44:55 EST
From: <TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: RE: Election 92

This is in response to Fuzzy at Sage about if Catherine new those 6 easy questi
ons.  I know the answers to them, but on a higher level of observation I
noticed that they all are either jackasses or groups of jackasses.  Anyone else
 come to this conclusion???


                           Todd

 Why doesn't Dan Rather tatoo Democrat on his forehead and get it over with?
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: nbrao@athena.mit.edu (?????)
Subject: Re: IRC Internet Relay Chat
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 14 Nov 1992 00:57:35 GMT

In article <13NOV199200090104@ducvax.auburn.edu>, cpearson@ducvax.auburn.edu (MISTYEYES) writes:
|> 
|> For those of you who do get to IRC out of
|> curiosity, I'm there occasionally as
|> MistyEyes ( surprised I know ;) 
|> 
|> look me up :)
|> 
|> Colleen
|> 

Okay  :)

Electric
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: SWF ISO SWM FROM ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE!!!
From: cogar@ab.wvnet.edu
Date: 10 Nov 92 18:03:00 -0500
Organization: Alderson-Broaddus College

HEY GUYS!  I FEEL REALLY STUPID WRITING TO PEOPLE THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW BUT
WHAT THE HECK!!!  ALL OF MY FRIENDS SAID THIS THING WAS PRETTY COOL SO I
THOUGHT THAT I WOULD GIVE IT A SHOT.  SO HERE GOES....

               MY NAME IS ANGIE, 20 YEARS OLD, LIKE TO HANG OUT 
               WITH MY FRIENDS, PARTY, AND GO TO BASEBALL GAMES.
               I'M A JUNIOR SPORTS MEDICINE STUDENT AT ALDERSON-
               BROADDUS COLLEGE IN PHILIPPI, WV.  I'M BELONG TO
               A SORORITY (PHI KAPPA DELTA) AND THAT IS BASICALLY
               IT.  I HONESTLY DON'T FEEL LIKE WRITING A BOOK ABOUT
               MY LIFE BUT IF YOU DECIDE TO WRITE...I'M SURE WE'LL
               HAVE PLENTY TO TALK ABOUT.  HOPE TO HEAR FROM YA SOON.