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From: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Subject: Re: PERSOTICA
Reply-To: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Organization: UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA.
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 19:54:21 GMT

In article <92Dec21.204651.33642@acs.ucalgary.ca>, verwey@acs.ucalgary.ca (Mary-Ann Verwey) writes:
>In article <BzDF4E.Gxw@umassd.edu> s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
>>
>>    Interesting NEWS GROUP..no doubt...
>>    but are there really FEMALES on this thing...
>>       
>>    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
>
>Of course there are, we just tend to be a bit shy is all... :)
>
>Have the best Holidays ever :)
>
>Mary-Ann
>
>
>-- 
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Mary-Ann Verwey                    Hold on to the shining moments in times
>verwey@acs.ucalgary.ca             of darkness, they will pull you through
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Does that "ACS" in your username stand for Academic Computing Services???

---
Joe
---

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From: saddler@bcstec.ca.boeing.com (Ray, just Ray)
Subject: Re: DAMMIT!!!
Organization: Boeing Computer Services Northwest Operations
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 10:18:42 GMT

crazym@terapin.com (Justin Liegmann) gets crazy:
>Will you people just shut the fuck up about all this mindless babble and go
>create your own seperate sub??  I find it non-amusing nor entertaining.

Justin, here.....take this cute little pill and let me know how you feel in
the morning.  Relax, for crysakes.  Either Post-n-pray, or learn to use the
kill mechanisms.

>Thank you.

You're welcome.

-- 
Ray E. Saddler III             ___ ___ ___ ___     ___  "they say Confucius
P.O. Box 24346 M/S 2L-21      /__//  //__  /  /\ //  _   does his crossword
Seattle, WA  98124-0346 USA  /__//__//__ _/_ /  //__/    with a pen"   Tori
saddler@bcstec.ca.boeing.com    Computer Services       "Hello Earth!" KaTe
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From: an850@anon.penet.fi
Subject: SM ISO SF in Pittsburgh
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 17:46:38 GMT


I'm a professional single male, originally from India, 51 years of age. I am
considered handsome and intelligent. If it matters, I am a Pisces. 

I like classical, jazz, some types of rock and folk music. Among other
things, I like quite evenings, spending cozy weekends together with that
special woman, traveling, walking in the woods, good food, good conversation,
and good friends. I'm told I am an excellent cook.

Things I dislike: dating smokers, mundane conversations, large crowds, heavy
drinkers, negative thinkers, people with no regard for their bodies and minds
and those with hang-ups about love, life and sex.

The ideal person I'm looking for is a young, sensual, sensuous female between
18-35. She is of proportionate height and weight, attractive, charming,
intelligent, capable of independent thought and action and a non smoker. She
cares about her body and mind, is non-possessive, loves physical, emotional
and intellectual intimacy and the pleasures the world has to offer. If you are
the right person, I'll guarantee to spoil you, in turn, I expect to be spoiled
by you also. If you are that special person, take a chance and write to me.

My reply address is: an850@anon.penet.fi

You have a wonderful day!


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From: el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent)
Subject: SM ISO SF
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1992 05:16:15 GMT

Stupid Moron in search of Stupid Fool.  

Hi!  I'm a Stupid Moron in my early 20's.  I enjoy watching television
and eating alot of Doritos.  I also enjoy masturbating, unless if I have
a partner, of course, in which case I would masterbate my partner.

My idea of a romantic evening is walking barefoot along the beach at
night in the spring, when the misty beach air is filled with the musky
smell of fish rotting after the tide.  Occasionally, either I or my partner
would slip on a particularly moldy slab of decaying flesh and fall into
the midst of a heap of seaweed.  Laughing, we'd strip ourselves of seaweed
and beach attire.  As the roar of the sea pounds in our ears, we'd
masturbate each other to orgasm, spilling our sex fluids onto the sand,
fish carcasses, and seaweed.  And then we'd make passionate love until
the night security officer of the beach started kicking us in the kidneys.

Afterwards, we'd head back to your parents' home, which we would set
aflame with gasoline filled beer bottles.  Then, we'd snuggle next to
the fire until the police arrived and hauled us away in handcuffs.

If you enjoy similar activities, or are really curious as to whether
this is a real post or not, please reply.  Who knows, if it's serious,
maybe your dream date can come true!

Serious responses only.  Please reply by E-Mail.

CyberGeek

-- 
Eu-Ming Lee (aka CyberGeek)                      el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
If you have nothing good to say, sit down, shut up, and post to USENET.
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From: sun@athena.mit.edu (Tigua Alan Naghel Jackson)
Subject: Jim from UCLA... 
Keywords: Jim: sent to UCLA by your parents who wanted to
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1992 09:36:18 GMT

get rid of you.  I do remember you and I can't forget you, how
could I possibly forget about you?  %^>  Where the Hell are you?  Forget that,
I knew you wouldn't do what you said you would, but I forgive you.  :-)
Please tell me how you're doing; it's much too cold to go out
doors nowadays.

Still thinking of you,
tigua



 

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From: matten@CS.ColoState.EDU (jeffrey matten)
Subject: Re: J_baby
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 04:39:10 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Computer Science Department

Some years ago, I read somewhere that the only proper way to install
toilet paper is "over the top."  Don't quote me on that, its just a
rumor.  Hey, I've got a perfect little unix filter for you.  (C source)
It automatically removes spaces after periods.  
	I've even got something better, a filter that removes comments.
Applied to this group, nothing would be left.

Curley

-- 
-- 
Jeffrey S. Matten               |  "...logic is a very pretty flower
Fort Fun, Colorado              |  that smells BAD!"
matten@handel.cs.colostate.edu  |  -- Mr. Spock
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From: an2019@anon.penet.fi
Subject: NEED TO CONTACT *WF . URGENT .
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 15:33:14 GMT



 I am interested in contacting ONLY  *WF below 40.
 Your location does not matter, since most of the
 relationship will be thru e-mail. However, if things
 work out really well, I can travel .... though not 
 too often. I'd like it if you live nearby.

 I am MWF in the Baltimore-Washington,D.C. area. I'm
 32. I wish to exchange fantasies with other young women
 and see if there is any woman interested in the ones I 
 have. 

 I AM PARTICULARLY SEEKING WOMEN WHO HAVE ACTUALLY
 LIVED OUT FANTASIES SINCE I NEED HELP IN GETTING STARTED.

 If things work out, we may also get together if you wish ,and 
 live out some of our fantasies together. I am ready to join 
 married couples for experimentation. BTW I am hetero as 
 of now, but am bi-curious.

 Only serious replies, please.

 HAPPY HOLS !!

 
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From: rossi@mtu.edu (Rossi)
Subject: Re: Appology
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 03:46:27 GMT

In article <Dec22.233939.2828@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU writes:
>
>	Dear readers of this newsgroup,
>
>	I the last article that i posted to this newsgroup i was sited
>	as using some colorful and basically rude language.  I don't want
>	to portray this attitude at all and would like to appologize for
>	the inconvieniences to you and the staff and Colorado State University.
>	the staff here is patient and understanding but will not tolerate
>	delenquency on the NewsNet.
>
>	By noone's impetus but my own i would like to withdraw the statements
>	i made without thinking.

      Ahem.  BS!

>
>	Kung-Tzu once said to Confucius, "I only act after thinking thrice",
>	Confucius replied, "Twice is quite sufficent.
>	
>
>	Sincerely,
>
>	ChrisTOPHer S.Johnston
>	merry TOPHmas
>	cs151kx@lamar.colostate.edu


   Poor tad.  Looks like the censors got 'im before his wings ever
got him off the ground!  With self editing and doubt like this 
rampant we can all stay home and be cheery and content in our 
righteousness.  The world however will be a very empty place 
with no laughter or love of life.  May this be the last note of 
this kind I ever have the sadness to read.

  But I fear it will not be so.

   songbird
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From: wljohnso@nyx.cs.du.edu (William johnson)
Subject: Re: Ladies, I am your stud!
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 92 08:01:21 GMT

In article <anonymus+3350.70@GODIVA.NECTAR.CS.CMU.EDU> anonymus+3350@GODI
A.NECTAR.CS.CMU.EDU (Cyborg Ranger (INTELLIGENCE SCOUT)) writes:
>
>Are you sick of wimpy men who act like women?
>
>Poetry works for some people, but I like to be direct.
>
>I can give you the multiple orgasms you want and need.
>
>22 SWM 200lbs 6ft4 Brown Hair and Eyes
>
>Interest include: >>>>
>
>	Computers, Math, Science,
>	Studying Female Anatomy,
>
>I have ways to make you (ladies only) scream for joy until you give me y
ur 
>soul.
>
>I aim to please!!!!
>
>
>***********************************************************************
>Cyborg Ranger * Open the networld and become one with it * #37 ********
>***********************************************************************


(FLAME ON)

Are you sick of civilized men who act like gentlemen?

I can servise you in two minutes and fall fast asleep.

22 SWM, 220 lbs, 6'4", slightly sloped brow, evolutionary challenged.

Interest Include: >>>>

Hunting dinosaurs, bonking dates with clubs
Watching own jaw dislocate on the sight of 
anything female.

I have ways to make you (ladies only) scream for help until you run away.

I aim to please myself.

(FLAME OFF)

Get a life, or atleast something inflatable.

-------------------------------------------|
| William "Wes" "Arrr!" "Golden Earring"   |
| "Gener" "Sierra" "Mohican" "Mr. Kamikazi"|
| "Bite Me" "Deal With It" "Sentri" Johnson|
-------------------------------------------|
All this satire is the humble opinion of ME!
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From: an1758@anon.penet.fi
Subject: No Subject
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 16:00:37 GMT

Subject  :  NETPAL  ANYBODY (preferably FEMALES)?

I have never had a penpal/netpal and would like to have one.
Here's some info about me.

I am a 26 yr old male from India (5' 10" 200  lbs).  I  have
been   in  the  US  of  A   for  just   a  few  months. I am
software engineer (contractor) in  Massachusetts.  I  am  an
avid  reader   both   novels   as well   as   serious  stuff
(slight  bent  towards  eastern philosophy). I do see movies
but  not  overly  interested  in them.  My  taste  in  music
is  mainly  in  soft rock/rock'n roll.  I have just got into
fitness.    I    consider    myself  sensitive,  intelligent
and extremely  shy  (never been on  a  date),  got  a  well-
developed sense of humour but can't tell a joke properly.

I would like to get friendly with people of  other  cultures
and  learn  about  the way other people think. For instance,
since I have never been out of India, I can  understand  the
British   sense   of   humour  perfectly  but  have  problem
appreciating American jokes.

Sounds kind of boring huh ? Well It need not be. I hope some
vivacious  girl  will  take up the challenge and make things
less boring. I guess speaking with a boring guy  can  be  an
interesting change. Come on give it a try.

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From: sherm@phx.mcd.mot.com (cassie)
Subject: Re: Toilet paper
Organization: Motorola Computer Group, Tempe, Az.
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 04:30:17 GMT

>>
>>>Do you have trouble wiping your ass, when someone puts
>>>the roll of toliet paper in ``backwards''?
>>
>>
>>Question:  Exactly which way would be backward?  Over the top or
>>	   under the bottom?  :)
>>

The only truly logical explanation I have ever heard is:
The outside of the roll has the printing, therefore
coming off over the top is the ``correct'' way.

Damn and all these years I've been doing it backwards.

>>--
>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>  ljarvie@nyx.cs.du.edu            or     lj359831@longs.LANCE.ColoState.Edu 
>>         "I may not know everything, but I like to think I do!"  Me
>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: an2350@anon.penet.fi
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: SWM ISO Funloving *F
Date: 28 Dec 92 19:57:15 GMT
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads




Everyone seems to be so stuck on the whole idea of a....

>Non-smoker, no drugs, but high on life.
>Preferably non-smoker, non-drinker...


        Does this sound as boring to you as it does to me?
	Non-computer-nerd, smoking (Cig's and otherwise), drinking, 21
	year old attractive college student is looking for someone who
	knows how to have a good time for email correspondence 
	and anything else.  I am an intelligent, witty, hopelessly
	romantic, tastefully obnoxious, very diverse
	engineering/theatre student in the northeast, with interests 
	in acting, musicals, personalities, philosophizing, coffee, 
	MST3K, pot smoking, music (playing and listening, all types), 
	partying, and experimentation. I am by no means new to 
	relationships, my heart has taken its share of lumps.  I have 
	learned much in the process, and my friends tell me that I
	give very good unbiased advice.
	 If I sound like someone you would like to talk with/meet/hangout 
	with, please drop me a line, I would love to hear from you! 

	
		
						James


	P.S. I am an ENFP on the Myers-Briggs personality test if 
	     that means anything to you!  If not, write and I'll
	     tell ya' about it!




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From: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Subject: Re: LAst Request
Reply-To: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Organization: UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA.
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 17:56:30 GMT


>>	And to all, merry TOPHmas and happy new year.
>>
>>	ChrisTOPHer
>>	a.k.a.  Dionysus: the greek god of wine.
>Are you quite sure you don't mean the insecure idiot of *whine*? I
>should think what with the Xmas season and all you might get off that
>smelly high horse of yours, I am perfectly certain that no one is
>celebrating a TOPHmas, nor will they ever, but i think if you went and
>jumped off a bridge right this minute i would promise to name a
>national holiday after you. Deal? Cool. One nincompoop off the net,
>how many more to go? Grin. Oh, and a merry christmas to you, also,
>sweetie pie:)
>
>- Me
>

Your STYLE...it's so...so...HAUNTINGLY FAMILIAR...yet I can't put my finger
on (in) it.....where I've seen it before....DAMNIT!...I HATE it when that
happens...

--------------
JOE OLIVIER
--------------
From: anonymus+2130@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Need date for NewYear eve party
Keywords: NewYear eve party
Date: 23 Dec 92 18:29:51 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: Amdahl Corporation, Sunnyvale CA

Any body (female only) who is interested to party on New Year eve, please
let me know ASAP. I am male 32, 6', 190 lbs and fun. Send e-mail.   
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From: an1674@anon.penet.fi (Pushkin)
Subject: gm iso gm
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 18:55:18 GMT

Looking for G*M friends in the Lawrence KS area. Race not important
but I'm real partial to Asians. I'm 30, but look much younger, boyish,
slender, hazel eyes, considered "cute". Great cook. Looking for a few
more friends for possible safe fun. More details upon request.

I'll be around all break.
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From: infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: Ladies, I am your stud!
Date: 22 Dec 92 20:09:59 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

KittyKat-

I like your style! 

hehehe.

l.

a.
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From: an4015@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Seeking (SF Bay area) female friend/"playmate"
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1992 18:52:07 GMT

...

Are you an attractive woman who like me, is lonely,maybye one who lives in or
near the Bay Area or is planning to move here..This playful,attractive,single,
very caring,FUN SF bay area man would like to meet you.No matter how self-
realized or fulfilling any of our lives are..no (heterosexual) man's life
is really complete without that special woman.I'm attractive,very feminist,
a bit kinky,with a very strong libido and special sense of sensual fun,very
intelligent,working on the cutting edge of technology..(although don't get me
wrong..I'm not rich,I'm trying to start my own small company.)have very gentle
hands and like to cuddle,oral sex _expert_ (not by my own opinion..old girlfriends
always roll their eyes and bring this up!!) etc.... like to dance...
......


So if you're adventurous..write..
I'm open to friendship or maybye something more..
Dont write if you're not from 19-45 are not white,black,Asian,or alien,
are not small or large breasted,or are not large or small...

In other words..physical attributes are far less important than what's inside..
I like women..
*
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From: ddl1542@hertz.njit.edu (Derek Lee!)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: About Responses and Things That Make You Stop & Read
Date: 1 Jan 93 06:25:48 GMT
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.


	Hey all,

I was flipping through the group and there was a post from Ray in Cleveland
which basically asked if anyone on this group ever got any responses from
posting their ads, and it made me think about it.  How many of you out there
can honestly make a judgement on someone based on a *very* brief summary of 
the person making a post?

When life was primitive and folks were restricted to posting personals in the
papers, they had to be brief because the newspaper people would charge them
FOR EVERY SINGLE WORD, SPACE, LINE AND SYLLABLE and so it is understandable
that most people would keep it brief.  But here, (okay so maybe you are
costing the net $$$, but besides that) I think there is much more freedom
to be had in describing yourself.  There are a lot of posts which look like:

	Me: ____ _____ _____ _____
	You: ____ ____ ____ ____

which doesn't tell me or anyone anything about the person posting, other than
those same concrete facts like age and height...in other words quantitative
things which tell us nothing about the real person behind the keyboard.  This
is the reason why sometimes I think the flamers are actually *good* for the
purpose of this group (someone mentioned this before, methinks) because the 
nature of their banter reveals a lot about the kind of person they are.  If
someone really really wants to get some responses to their ad, in addition
to the general information (hard facts) they should tell a short anecdote
about themselves, which lets others know what kind of person they are.  A
post here is like a resume for a relationship (encounter, experience?), and
if you were going to find a job, your resume wouldn't just be 

	Me:  20, Can Type & Lift Heavy Things
	You:  Any Employer Looking to Hire

it would have a personal statement or something like that attached to it.
In order to get some type of positive response on this group, a posting has
to be unique; it has to have more than ___ ISO ___, because in a group with
so many of this type, who would stop specifically on yours, and moreover,
why, unless they knew enough about you to make a judgement, roll the dice, 
and take the gamble?
From: cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: DAMMIT!!!
Date: 22 Dec 92 07:29:38 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

Followup-To: 
Distribution: 
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523
Keywords: 

In article <crazym.2vjy@terapin.com> crazym@terapin.com (Justin Liegmann) writes:
>Will you people just shut the fuck up about all this mindless babble and go
>create your own seperate sub??  I find it non-amusing nor entertaining.
> 
>Thank you.
>-CM
	First of all, newbie, i assume that this is what you are,
	at least to this
	newsgroup, what you read here is the personals, what better way
	to get to know someone than by reading his/hers views on a particular
	subject, Jerky?  If you don't want to read what i or anyone on this
	newsgroup has to say, why don't you get in contact with one of those
	other readers who has used his/her brain to figure out that you don't
	have to read every article posted.  Maybe you know about this
	great new advance in newsgroup technology, its called /next article/
	it is many time even abbreviated as 'n'.

	SECONDLY, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, FUCKO?

	This is the newsgroup that leads to alt.personalities, if you prove 
	yourself here then maybe, just maybe you can make it there. You
	have a long way to go.
	You, obviously by now, have figured out that the only thing that YOU
	have contributed to this newsgroup is a good article to flame.

	Thus, your flaming itself needs a little work, no, that's too nice,
	it needs a hell of a lot of practice, why don't you start at home,
	maybe if you argue with your television instead, it won't return
	the flame.

	GO BACK TO SLEEP BONE-HEAD

	LATES

	ChrisTOPHer

	Merry Tophmas and happy BABBLEon year
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From: ae495@yfn.ysu.edu (Jeremy Parkinson)
Subject: SWM ISO s*F email pals
Reply-To: ae495@yfn.ysu.edu (Jeremy Parkinson)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 03:06:49 GMT

Hello,
	I am looking for a S*F to exchange email messages.
If you are interested just send Email to jmparkin@mtu.edu
thanks
Jeremy