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Date:         Sat, 29 Aug 1992 01:13:32 EST
Reply-To:     Eleni Horaitis <s893937@MINYOS.XX.RMIT.OZ.AU>
From:         Eleni Horaitis <s893937@MINYOS.XX.RMIT.OZ.AU>
Subject:      H tsavta kai to tsavtaki (Dnm. Psa0a)
Comments: To: hellenic discussion list <hellas@brownvm.brown.edu>

Apo ta klassika tou Psa0a, isws to pio gvwsto tou keimevo, ektos tns
"Madam Soussou".

Oses fores kai va to exw diabasei, pali tnv idia ais0nsn mou fervei.


Afierwmevo, se oses yuxes, sav kai emeva, exouv va douv ta patria
edafn, gia kairo!

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H TSANTA KAI TO TSANTAKI
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Spi0es petouv ta matia tns. Kai ka0ws strefei kai kutta tov <<kurio>>,
avatarazetai oloklnrn. Krata mia tsavta pou tnv kouva me tropo toso
apeilntiko, wste vomizeis pws 0a tou tnv ferei sto kefali.

- Ti suvebh;

Peismatwvei :

- Oute kai gvwrizw!

- Soudwse o kurios xastouki;

Freviazei.

- Evtelws 3afvika.

- Giati;

Tremei oloklnrn :

- Oute kai gvwrizw.

- Eixate prongoumeva;

Pairvei fora :

- Prongoumeva; Egw m'autov; Asteio pragma. Oute tov 3erw ote me 3erei. Oute
tou milnsa, oute mou milnse. Oute tov kutta3a oute me kutta3e. Avtilambaves0e
pws suvebnsav ta pragmata. Epngaiva stnv kouviada mou stou Be.i.kou, k. proedre.
Egw katoikw Koliatsou. Ka0omouv, loipov, sto tram ki' apevavti mou fatsa ka0otav
autos o palabos.

Trizei ta dovtia tou <<autos>> :

- Egw palabos! Me leei palabo!

- Siwpn, esu.

- Brizei, k. dikasta, akouste;

- Eipa : siwpn!

Tremei oloklnros :

- Me sugxwreitai. Eimai ligaki veurikos.

Gurizei o ptaismatodikns stnv kuria :

- Oriste, lege esu.

Fusa kai 3efusa :

- Loipov nl0e o eispraktwr, mou zntnse to eisntnrio mou, ebgala ta lepta, tou
ta edwka. Ekoye ap' to mplok to eisntnrio, mou to edwke. Avtilambaves0e, k.
proedre. Ystera nl0e o epi0ewrntns, mou zntnse to eisntnrio mou, tou to
edwka. To kutta3e, to ekoye ligoulaki, mou to edwke.

- Loipov;

- O kurios me agriokutta3e.

- Giati;

- Oute kai gvwrizw.

Lussa o <<kurios>> :

- Na sas pw egw, k. ptaismatodika.

- Esu va payns!

- Leei, dev gvwrizei giati tnv agriokutta3a. Kai m' ekveurizei.

- Paye sou eipa!

- Me sugxwreite, k. dikasta. Eimai ligaki veurikos...

Avabei kai korwvei o ptaismatodikns :

- Av eisai ligaki veurikos, se stelvw mesa kai sou pervouv ta veura sou. Sou
to lew gia teleutaia fora, va mn parembaivns. Akous;

- Malista, k. proedre.

- Theleis, va pas mesa;

- Oxi, k. proedre.

- Kleisto loipov.

- Tokleisa, k. proedre.

Aga0os faivetai. Strogguloproswpos. Kai upoferei. Steketai ekei, ligo
parapaera, dagkwvei ta xeiln, trwei ta moustakia, bgazei mavtnli, skoupizei
tov idrwta, stribei to mavtnli, to avoigei, to traba, to 3avastribei. Mallov
kovtos. Mesokopos. <<Ligaki>> veurikos; Paizouv ta matia tou, paizouv ta xeria
tou, paizouv oi wmoi tou, paizouv ta podia tou. Molis snkwvei tnv koudouva o
ptaismatodikns mazeuetai. Ystera gurizei, blepei tnv kuria, karfwvei ta matia
sto tsavtaki tns kai frittei. Kati sumbaivei ekei! Ekei, sto tsavtaki profavws,
eivai n aita tou kakou.

- E3akolou0ei, esu.

Avastevazei n kuria :

- Kai 3afvika, pou lete, xwris kaveva logo, xwris kamia, kamia, kamia aitia mou
astraftei o kurios eva xastouki. Avtilambaves0e! Xastouki emeva, pou o idios
o suzugos mou k. proedre dev tolmnse pote va mou aplwsei xeri. Xeri; Ti lew!
Mia fora pou tolmnse va mou pn misn koubevta etre3a stous dikngorous va
zntnsw diazugio. Ki' o Giavvns epese sta podia mou. << Favitsa kai Favitsa!>>
Avtilambaves0e. Xastouki emeva! pou m'exei o suzugos mou mn sta3n kai mn
bre3n. Rwtnste, parakalw, plateia Koliatsou, Favn Geladivou, tou mnxavikou.
Apaitw va kremastn eis tnv plateiav tou Suvtagmatos!

Oute polu oute oligov!

- Kala-kala.

- Na ma0n tropous!

- Pngaive!

- Xastouki stnv Favn Geladivou!

- Stasou parapera.

- Parakalw, mes' stnv plateia Suvtagmatos!

Xavei tnv upomovn tou o ptaismatodikns kai xtupa me mavia tnv avapodn tou
molubiou stnv edra tou. Swpaivei, epi telous, n kuria kai kaleitai o kurios,
pou dagkwvei ta moustakia kai stribei to mavtnli, gia va kratnsn tnv
yuxraimia kai ta veura tou.

- Edwse, pragmato, xastouki;

- Malista, k. proedre.

- Tnv 3ereis;

- Oxi, k. proedre.

- Wste omologeis;

- Malista, k. proedre.

- Tnv exeis dn alln fora;

- Oxi, k. proedre.

- Tote loipov;

- Eimai ligaki veurikos!...

- Wraia dikaiologia! Spoudaia dikaiologia! Epeidn eivai veurikos o kurios
xastoukizei tous av0rwpous mes' sto tram! Kai malista kuries! Omologw pws
eimai kataplnktos!

- Ki'egw, k. proedre.

- Siwpn!

- Eimai suvtetrimmevos, k. proedre. To omologw. Htav mia stigmn paraforas.
Na sas e3ngnsw, k. proedre. Epitrepete va sas e3ngnsw ;

- Lege.

Avapveei ba0eia :

- Hmaste mes' sto tram. Edw egw, autn ekei. Ka0otav apevavti mou, ka0omouv
apevavti tns. Akouste twra! Erxetai o eispraktwr, tns znta to eisntnrio.
Avoigei tn megaln tsavta, bgazei to mikro tsavtaki, kleivei tnv megaln tsavta,
avoigei to mikro tsavtaki, bgazei ta lefta, kleivei to mikro tsavtaki, avoigei
tn megaln tsavta, bazei mesa to mikro tsavtaki, kleivei tn megaln tsavta,
divei ta lefta tns stov eispraktora.

- Loipov;

- Tns divei o eispraktwr to eisntnrio. Avoigei tnv megaln tsavta, bgazei to
mikro tsavtaki, kleivei tnv megaln tsavta, avoigei to mikro tsavtaki, bazei
mesa to eisntnrio, kleivei to mikro tsavtaki, avoigei tnv megaln tsavta,
bazei mesa to mikro tsavtaki, kleivei tnv megaln tsavta.

- Loipov, loipov;

Avapveei ba0eia :

- Tns divei o eispraktoras ta resta. Ta pairvei. Avoigei tnv megaln tsavta,
bgazei to mikro tsavtaki, kleivei tnv megaln tsavta, avoigei to mikro tsavtaki,
bazei mesa ta resta, kleivei to mikro tsavtaki, avoigei tnv megaln tsavta,
bazei mesa to mikro tsavtaki, kleivei tnv megaln tsavta.

Strifogurizei stnv karekla tou o proedros.

- Ouf!

- Eis0e veurikos, k. proedre;

- Porxwrei.

- Oxi parakalw, eis0e;

- Xwris erwtnseis.

- Thermws parakalw, k. proedre...

- Oxi! Ki' av nmouv dev 0a ef0ava pote sto snmeio va xastoukisw mia kuria mes'
sto tram.

Leei me suvtribn :

- Tote katadikaste me, k. proedre. Dev 0a me katalabete pote.

- Auto eivai dikn mou douleia. Lege, teleiwses;

Skoupizei tov idrwta, stragguzei to mavtnli. Paizouv ta matia tou, paizouv ta
xerai tou, avastevazei :

- Oxi, dev eteleiwsa. Hsuxasa pou lete gia mia stigmn kai elega oti teleiwse
auto to basavo. Maurn nsuxia. E3afva n kuria avoigei tn megaln tsavta, bgazei
to mikro tsavtaki, kleivei tnv megaln tsavta, avoigei to mikro tsavtaki,
bgazei eva ka0reftaki, kleivei to mikro tsavtaki, avoigei tnv megaln tsavta,
bazei mesa to mikro tsavtaki, kleivei tnv megaln tsavta. Kuttazetai ligo
sto ka0reftaki. Ki' ustera avoigei tnv megaln tsavta, bgazei to mikro tsavtaki
kleivei tnv megaln tsavta, avoigei to mikro tsavtaki, bazei mesa to ka0reftaki,
kleivei to mikro tsavtaki, avoigei tnv megaln tsavta, bazei mesa to mikro
tsavtaki, kleivei tnv megaln tsavta.

Tholwvei to mati tou ptaismatodikou. Idrwtas trexei ap' to metwpo tou. Arpazei
tnv koudouva, tnv afnvei, strifogurizei, boutaei ta xartia, 0a skasn :

- Ouf!...

- Na stamatnsw, k. proedre;

- Ftase sto xastouki.

- Eivai parakatw.

- Lege. M'eskase!

- Etsi m'eskase ki'emeva.

- Teleiwve.

Pairvei ba0eiav avasa :

- Hsuxase pali gia duo deuterolepta. Hsuxazw ki'egw. Alla pali maurn nsuxia.
Erxetai o epi0ewrntns, tns znta to eisntnrio, avoigei tnv megaln tsavta, bgazei
to mikro tsavtaki, kleivei tnv megaln tsavta, avoigei to mikro tsavtaki, divei
to eisntnrio, kleivei to mikro tsavtaki, avoigei tnv megaln tsavta, bazei mesa
to mikro tsavtaki, kleivei tnv megaln tsavta. Tns epistrefei o epi0ewrntns to
eisntnrio. Avoigei tnv megaln tsavta, bgazei to mikro tsavtaki, kleivei tnv
megaln tsavta, avoigei to mikro tsavtaki...

Avapnda o proedros :

- Ftavei!

- Bazei mesa to eisntnrio...

- Swvei!

- Kleivei to mikro tsavtaki...

- Arketa!

- Avoigei tnv megaln tsavta...

Gourlwvei ta matia tou :

- Paye, sou eipa!

- Bazei mesa to mikro tsavtaki...

- E3allos tivazetai epavw :

- A0wos! A0wos! Kala tns ekaves.

Aulaia.

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Gia tnv avtigrafn,

Elevn, me akolou0ia mousikns twv Pink Floyd

P.S. Kava kalo farmako gia suvaxi kaveis;
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