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From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: for julie
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 17:39:51 GMT

Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu> shares: 
>jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) writes:
>> going to be married, I'm still an individual person.  Complete together and
>                                                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> complete separate.  
>  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>That was a nice phrase, except I wasn't too sure what it meant. Does it 
>mean that the two of you would have a joint computer account in addition 
>to the current accounts?

No, Richard...that would be COMPUTE together and COMPUTE separate.

Time for new glasses?


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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle )
Subject: Re: Tygers
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.
Distribution: world,australia
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 12:58:39 EST

tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:

>In article <1992Jul27.005907.10922@mintaka.lcs.mit.edu> code@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu () writes:
>>Tyger can't cause allergies cos she's a Tyger, not a conventional cat.


>    Yeah, that's it! I'm unconventional! ;)

You???  Unconventional??  ALWAYS!!!  =)

>     Tyger

-BMIEB!

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From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Subject: Re: Hugs for Tyger (Was Re: marriage)
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 06:21:22 GMT
Organization:  Cuz I'm a Blonde!

In article <1992Jul20.105620.25244@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au> t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle ) writes:
>tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:
>
>>>>  Tyger (Terribly testy tonight)
>>>Whats the matter hon?  Is everything okay?
>>Of course! You know that I have to keep up my image as a curmudgeon!
>
>As a WHAT??  (Here she goes trying to confuse me with big words
>again...)

Evil tempered old man, actually, but I can certainly be nasty at times...:)

>-IE!

    Tyger

-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker  And I would chose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com    That's if the choice were mine to make   
                          But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady  And you can have this heart to break
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Bathtime for Tyger
Date: 21 Jul 92 06:25:54 GMT
Organization: I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!

In article <1992Jul20.155410.29842@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au> t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle ) writes:
>lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
>>IronEagle stumbles too:
>>>lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
>>>>Say, wouldn't the top of your lungs be just above your...er...
>>>Hmmmm.....yeah just above about ummm....err....there?
>>Right!  It's right at your...um...whatchamacallit...
>
>Thats it...her umm......thingymajig is right at my whatchamacallit....
>Now...I wonder what happens if I do this.....?

Well, if you don't getcher cotton-pickin' hands *off* pronto, you get punched
in yer whosamawhatsis!

>>>Well, I think I will have to check this out to a greater depth...
>>Plumbing the depths in your quest for greater knowledge, IE?  8-)
>
>Possibly, although as they say I have forgotten more than I have
>learnt....or is that she taught me than i forgot or ......

Who was your teacher? She ought to be shot.

>-IE!

Tyger
-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker  And I would chose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com    That's if the choice were mine to make   
                          But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady  And you can have this heart to break
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: To BDC on BDC
Date: 27 Jul 92 19:37:10 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <Bs28FH.GH@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) writes:
>kimmyd@bnr.ca (Kimmy Posey P920) shares: 
>>Man!  I wondered what BDC stood for.  Cool.  Yeah, you're right the ladies here
>>are pretty self-sufficient aren't they.  I love it!
>
>And if you still aren't convienced, Kimmy, just ask LF what has been done
>to him when he's stupidly chosen to pick on one of us ARCWomen.....
>

Or ask Erin about his run-in with GEMR (Mary) and The 
Good Romantic Witch!  GEMR is really good with her whip! 
*grin*

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association
Like a Diamond, Her Life has Many Facets

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: ALERT ALERT!!
Organization: None, today. Thank you.
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 15:42:12 GMT

Seeing these words, Puter runs over to where his big yellow hardhat is
hung upon the wall. Putting it on, he searches frantically for the "SAFE
PLACE" sticker keeping him from a nuclear blast. Opening this doomsday 
message he finds...

In article <1992Jul24.094454.9592@waikato.ac.nz> darren@waikato.ac.nz writes:
>-- 
>Darren Alexander, c/- Computer Services, University of Waikato,
>P.O Box 3105, Hamilton, New Zealand
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Disclaimer: The opinions expressed here are mine only (don't laugh, I wish
>	    they were someone elses too) and are not necessarily those of
>	     the University of Waikato.....

False alarm. WHEW!

-- 
Puter	puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com	.sig by Generic Labels
(Put obnoxious title here)		(Put phone # here.)
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: post-test
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 23:52:04 GMT
Distribution: world,australia
Organization: Dept of CompSci, U of Auckland

code@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu ( ) writes:
>just testing..  -justy

Another person who thinks saying 'just testing' will save him from
followups, sheesh,

	  Welcome to ARCland, The Happiest Place On The Net!

*WELCOME HUGS*

Hope we get more than tests in the future

clare
;-)

-- 
Oh, why didn't I listen when they said "Never do a   |  cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz 
 masters and try to have a life at the same time"?   |  clare west
                 BigSis to Chris, Eric and Kristiina
                    Official Welcomer of the RFA
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: A request for help ...
Date: 21 Jul 92 05:25:59 GMT
Organization: Boogie Rats on Speed

In article <1992Jul20.060259.20863@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver) writes:
>
>::DreamWeaver continues his battle with the net::
>
>The long ans short of it is this:  Does anyone know of another node I can
>Telnet into, get an account on, and then hook up with news to connect back
>into the "real" world reliably?  This is getting frustrating.

Telnet into netcom! (Okay so I'm biased...sue me)

>-DreamWeaver

    Tyger

-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker  And I would chose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com    That's if the choice were mine to make   
                          But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady  And you can have this heart to break 
 
                       
        
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: anyone notice me yet?
Organization: OFSA
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 13:34:25 GMT

underdog@leland.Stanford.EDU (Dwight Joe) aks:

>
>I'd settle for an explanation as to why life is unfair
>and why it pains me to desire someone so much but to be unable
>to do anything about it.

Life is unfair because if it was fair it would be too easy and none of
us would develop "character". How is that for a quickie? C'mon Dwight,
LIFE IS NOT FAIR. NO one guaranteed that it would be, no one "should"
expect it to be. You gotta do the best you can in life and expect
snags as due course. Easy to get hung up wailing why life is unfair
and why do I hurt and all...you don't make any progress that way.
Something hurts? Then resolve it...you may not get exactly what you
want but that is par for the course too.
From: crerar@rodan.UU.NET (Andy Crerar)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Touching
Date: 30 Jul 1992 17:07:09 -0400
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
NNTP-Posting-Host: rodan.uu.net

In article <Bs3rp7.G0n@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) writes:
>crerar@rodan.UU.NET (Andy Crerar) shares: 
>>Hi guys!
>>
>>Evie, the Bladette, has somehow lost your various greatings. :'(  If you 
>>would say hello again, I know she'd appreciate it.  And she might just 
>>post without being prodded by Blade or myself.  This means you, Yoda and
>>Ender and Rip and...
>>
>>She's waiting fellas!
>               ^^^^^^
>So, Andy, does this mean that us ladies can't welcome her too?  I did the
>first time....*pout*

I think if I stretch a bit, I can get the other foot in my mouth too. 
<mruphmumblemumble>

>On second thought, I take the pout back and I'll welcome her anyway....
>Hi Bladette!  Welcome to ARC!  *hug*

<mumblemurphmumblebumble> [Something really witty, but unfortunately
undecipherable.]

>Little too strong willed to be held back, ain't I? ;)
>And yes, my honey knows that......so you don't need to warn him.

Good for both of you.

>=========================================================================
> Julie Malone...AKA...		|   "Look into my eyes, you will see

Andy the YOUNG

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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver)
Subject: Re: Big trouble.
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 92 15:38:40 GMT


Clare explains:

> I have come to the conclusion that rules are a *bad* thing. I used to
> have some rules but when I broke one of them, I decided to throw away
> the rest as well. [If it interests you the rule I broke was 'never
> fall in love with a smoker']

I concur.  Everytime I tried to impose a rule in the past (particularly
rules relating to relationships) I always end up breaking them ... either
intentionally or due to created circumstance ...

 ... such is was happened to me when I moved from Minnesota to Arkansas
(where I am now) some three years ago ... but that's another tale.

-DreamWeaver
 (Now if I could only convince some other people in my life that rules
  aren't necessarily the best thing to live by.  Relationships run by
  the head, not the heart or both, may be safe ... but they seem to lack
  the wonderful spontenaity that makes life worth living -DW)

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Lee Groves Exposed!
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 18:11:51 GMT

In article <1992Jul31.141648.23147@noao.edu> groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves) writes:
>From article <1992Jul31.011101.1736@sequent.com>, by rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor):
>> 
>> Yes, but did you ever meet her?
>
>Meet her?  Um well... How do I say this tactfully (especially in
>light of my current situation...)?    Let's just say she flew down
>here twice to "be with" me.  So, yes, I guess you could say I met her.
>
>(Stop gasping everyone...  Michelle knows all about this!)

Yeah, and he makes it all seem like it was her idea.  ;)

>>I met her and alot of the SocSingles
>> crew when I went up to Seattle for the SeaBoink.  That, as you may
>> recall, was were NeanderthalMan made his first appearance.
>
>If she sees this remark she'll kill me, but I didn't go to the
>boink because I was saving my money for Michelle's first visit.
>She was *really* pouting about it, too.  --didn't talk to me for
>quite a while.  Left me with a lecture about being unable to
>cope with mature women.

Maturity is subjective.
>
>>And I will have to agree, she ain't got nothing over on 'Chelle!
>
>Just 20 years.....   *tee hee*  :) :)  (Did I really say that?)

Yeah, you did, and can we stop talking about this now?  

>> rip(Down, NM down!  Uuunnngggghhhh!)
>
>Now I'm going to have to go back and read the boink report to see
>what you were guilty of...

I have a feeling the NM report is toooooo long to read!

Michelle
~~~ "The astronomer who hated women generally, caused her so much puzzling
speculation that she one day asked Mr. Stelling if all astronomers hated
women, or whether it was only this particular astronomer.  But, forestalling
his answer, she said, 'I suppose it's all astronomers: because, you know, they
live up in high towers, and if the women came there, they might talk and
hinder them from looking at the stars.'"  -- Marian Evans, _Mill on the Floss_
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 16:26:10 -0400 
From: Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: To Chivalrous Lis protecting Knights
	<LF.92Jul24092922@barkley.berkeley.edu>

LF declares:
> 
> Lexi(IThinkI'mSufferingAnIdentityCrisis)Fiend

An identity crisis? Again?! LF, you are *always* in a crisis.

Richard 
Official RoadRunner of RFA
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: The ARCKissingBooth (was Re: Kissin')
Date: 29 Jul 92 11:56:21
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
	<LF.92Jul28180119@barkley.berkeley.edu>
	<Bs5qCu.K9F@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu's message of 29 Jul 92 15:43:41 GMT

Jules asserts:
>Of course!  Only at the wedding, in the woods, in my presence, on his
>cheek.

Ummmmm...which one of the four, if I may be so bold as to ask?  8-)

>>Thought I saw a coupla pouts out there.  8-)
>Neener, neener, neener.......

<BZZZZT!>  I'm sorry, your response is incorrect.  The correct
response is "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"  8-)

>Adrian, this is precisly why we're going to miss you so much if you 
>don't get access in Singapore!  This was wonderful and had me laughing
>quite embarrassingly....

What happened, all your clothes fell over laughing?  8-)

>>Lexi(MouthRunnethOffAgain)Fiend
>Let it run anytime, LF.....*hugs*

Can't!  It just ran off with a LexiBabe and left me NotPouting!  8-

> FUTURE MRS. JULIE SALTER	|   no more....."

Still haven't changed that .sig, have ya?

Lexi(ManWithoutAMouth)Fiend
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Hello...Help!
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 92 01:19:42 GMT

In article <159n4rINNkef@rodan.UU.NET> evie@rodan.UU.NET (Evie Allen) writes:
>I don't think I completly understand what I'm doing wrong
>here.  I try to post to questions or comments and when I
>send it 9 times out of 10, it comes back to me as not
>posted...what am I doing wrong?  I'm getting FRUSTRATED!

Hmmmmm......  Well, I can't help you with the computer part of your
problem, being not computer illiterate, just a computer moron.  But I
can help with the frustrated part.... (bigevilgrin)

rip
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 14:26:44 -0400 
From: Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Catherine a sexy name?
	<1992Jul30.031740.4260@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>

Catherine the Handy-Spaced sez:
> In article <seRimZi00XsEAF3FQD@andrew.cmu.edu> Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cm\
> u.edu> writes:
> >Oh, the "G" is worse? 
> 'Fraid so.  And what it stands for is my little secret.

Let me guess. George isn't it? :)

Richard 
Official RoadRunner of RFA

> Anyway, Erin, are you dating someone named Catherine or something?
*whisper mode on* don't tell him I told you that. *whisper mode off*
From: bsercomb@neumann.une.edu.au (You'd better believe it!,,,)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Why...
Date: 24 Jul 92 02:26:53 GMT
Reply-To: bsercomb@neumann.une.edu.au
Originator: bsercomb@neumann.une.edu.au

From article <1992Jul18.154458.14324@trantor.harris-atd.com>, by smccoy@dw3f.ess.harris.com (Scott McCoy):
> "Why do these things happen in grocery stores?"
> 
> Scott		| Now I'm lookin' all around me for the answers
> 		| And I know you're looking hard too
> 		| I know what you're thinking,
> 		| Maybe wishes come true.

Note: lots of stuff deleted.

" Hey it's a damn lonely world in which we live."

- Brad Sercombe.

Nothin' lasts forever
Even cold November rain.

-Guns'n'Roses.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ender@shiva.UU.NET (Pete Walsh)
Subject: Re: the G word
Organization: UUNET Technologies, Inc
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 06:00:57 GMT

Lady Firebird sez:
|> it's not George.

I guess I'll throw out a few guesses (all of which can be claimed by some friend
or family member of mine) =):

			Gwendolyn?
			Guineviere?
			Genevive?

=)

|> 
|> THEspian, you're welcome to tell them, but remember this: you better be GLAD
|> you're 200 miles from me and my rickety car!
|> I'm regretting making that statement in the first place, but now that the can
|> of worms is open it can't be closed, can it?

I dunno...  depends on how much duct tape and patience one has I suppose...

|> Catherine can be a sexy name when it's said right, but how many
|> of y'all guys out there have dated a Catherine or a Katherine or
|> a Kathryn long enough to say it like they like it?

I haven't...  but it's not from lack of trying...  =)

|> --just thoughts.

-- just words

(Hmmmm...  I'm reminded of some Tesla lyrics... "Their only bullets, it's just 
 a gun... ain't gonna hurt no one..." (read with sarcasm))


|> Catherine G. Collingwood, aka Lady Firebird 
|> catherine@lambada.oit.unc.edu --or-- ccolling@nyx.cs.du.edu
|> "Imagination is only intelligence having fun."  --Anon.

Ender
Secretary to the President of the Romantic Fires Association
CoHost of the ARC/Romantic Fires Association BeaChat '92
*AND* Dino/Grace's Big Bro and Official Poster 
   rightside up-umop apisdn-rightside up-umop apisdn-rightside up-umop apisdn 
  /| 		   "Once you're touched you stand alone			    |\
 /+| 		    To face the bitter fight				    |+\
//||		    Once I reached for love				    ||\\
\\||		    And now I reach for life..."			    ||//
 \+|					- Dream Theater			    |+/
  \|					"Learning to Live"		    |/  
   rightside up-umop apisdn-rightside up-umop apisdn-rightside up-umop apisdn
	I'm not picky...  I just want a Kathy Ireland clone... =)
From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Fun with Language...
Date: 29 Jul 92 22:07:58 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.

tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:

>>>>::.. at this, DreamWeaver begins to limber up his fingers and starts to
>>>>wonder what flavor of massage oil goes best with Tygers ...::
>>>Cinnamon!
>>Hmmm...I thought it would have been chocolate... oops...sorry I must
>>be thinking of something else??  *wink*

>Must be...:)

I shall have to send you a clipping out of our student newspaper here
on Taureans.....  it is *very* exciting... er.. interesting... and
tasty too!!  =)

>   Tyger

-BMIEB!

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From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Bathtime for Tyger
Date: 27 Jul 92 17:19:12 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.

tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:

>>>>I(FeedsWildOatesToHisCockatoo)E!  
>>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>Wow! He sows wild oats with a *bird*! KINky! 
>>Well, you should have already KNOWN that.......

>Me? Sorry, my spies hadn't informed me yet of your odd preferences yet...:)

Hmmm...well, I dont have odd preferences...  just kinky... *wink*

>  Tyger

-BMIEB!

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From: swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver)
Subject: Re: To Chivalrous Lis protecting Knights
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 92 06:56:16 GMT


Oops ... I just re-read your post, BDC ... I must fall into the
non-gentleman category ...

-DreamWeaver
 "... so what's you're point?"
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Rampant Cloning (was Re: Touching)
Date: 29 Jul 92 18:22:55 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: diana@wetware.com's message of Wed, 29 Jul 1992 19:34:24 GMT

CatWoman exclaims:
>You mean there's ANOTHER Bladette?  One that is not
>Blade's sister??  Are we producing female clones now???

[LF's eyes suddenly widen in alarm.  Sprinting over to his
StorageCloset, he flings the door open and is immediately buried in an
avalanche of ObsoleteAndLongUnusedEquipment.  Fighting his way to the
surface, he decides to clean house...]

>Oh dear.

OH MY GAWD!!

[3 days later, exhausted from sorting through (and discarding) the
entire contents of his StorageCloset, LF slumps in front of his
workstation with a horrified expression on his face.  Apparently, some
EvilSoul has stolen his CloneArch and installed it in parts unknown.
Without his trusty NeutronDetector, LF's only chance of finding the
InvisoCloaked Arch would be to scour every square foot of the
ARCountryside, waiting to bump into it...]

[Then LF realizes that of *he* can't see it, *birds* couldn't either.
He immediately calls the Parks & Recreations Dept. and soon finds out
that there were a remarkable number of dead birds in a certain shady
grove that many ARCers had to walk through.  Driving over to said
grove, he gropes for the control panel, switches the InvisoCloak off
(startling several rubbernecking pigeons) and collapses the entire
Arch to the size of a wallet.  He then leaves the scene, muttering
dire imprecations against the Thief.]

Lexi(Ain'tISmart...NOT!)Fiend
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Clare!!
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 02:30:18 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.003102.12885@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> cjp8b@dayhoff.med.Virginia.EDU (Chris Penington) writes:
>In article <1992Jul21.224928.4006@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T
>Taylor) writes:
>
>>Well, actually the inhabitants of my home planet have the power to
>>teleport anywhere we like, and we can telepathically contect with any
>                                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>person with red hair
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>Huh! Whassat? Huh? Hmm. I seem to have a little static in my
>connection. Hmm, my hair is defiinitely red, maybe I need some sort of
>an interface device to receive telepathic contacts. (Damn, but I wish
>I'd made it to the Beachchat!).
>
>       Chris

Ok, here is a sure fire way to get around all that static.  Take two
wire coat hangers, ok, now untwist them.  Stick one in one ear, and
hold the other out away from your body as far as you can.  Got it?
Ok, now put your other hand on your termial and you will receive an
image.  Ooooppppss!  Wrong image, that one was for
alt.binaries.pictures.bestiality.  Sorry...

rip