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From: russ@bbxrbk (Russ Kepler)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: The Usual Trivia
Date: 10 Oct 92 17:10:53 GMT
Organization: /etc/organization

In article <92Oct09.211321.31975@acs.ucalgary.ca> parr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Charles Parr) writes:
>In article <17750@autodesk.COM> booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards) writes:
>>Peeve: Power outages. I hate setting the time on all the little
>>electronic clocks in my place. I also wish I had not lost my watch
>>in Albuquerque.
>
>Well it could be worse, you could have left your heart there.
>Whoops, you *were* talking about New Mexico, so I guess that's
>a bit improbable.

Actually, as a New Mexico native it's not all that improbable, given
the accident rate here many tourons leave important parts of their
anatomy quite often.

Peeve: Tourons.  We've got tens of thousands of tourons here for the
annual balloon fiesta.  A real mess.

-- 
Russ Kepler, posting from home
Will hack unix for food 		(.sig stolen from dt - sorry, dt)
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From: geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves,talk.religion.misc
Subject: Re: Oh How the Pope has taken oveer Geoff's Mind
Followup-To: alt.peeves,talk.religion.misc
Date: 9 Oct 1992 20:20:19 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Menlo Park, Ca.
NNTP-Posting-Host: purplehaze.corp.sun.com



In article <1992Oct9.143029.2970@wetware.com> drieux@wetware.com 
(drieux, just drieux) writes:


>] Why do people say "'Roman' Catholic?"  Isn't that redundant?  I'm not
>] aware that there's any other kind.  

>You are doing very good now....


>Just Keep Thinking that and forget all the AngloCatholics
>as a starter.....

>Why do you think they are commonly called 'Anglicans'

Uh, because the church hails from Merrie Old Blighty?  
England --> Anglo-Saxon --> Anglo, as in "anglophile" --> Anglican.

What would *you* expect, "Briticans?"


>Because they have all the Angles????

Toss me a protractor and I'll get back to ya.



Geoff


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From: diana@wetware.com (CatWoman )
Subject: Re: Hare Triggers
Organization: Castle WetWare MouseCatcher
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 23:41:09 GMT

booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards) writes:

] Uh, has anyone noticed that I am the only bunnyhugger in Peevetown? I

No - I think I rather qualify also - I'm just so MUCH of a 
bunnyhugger I refuse to even put up a fight against the
onslaught of testosterone poisoning.  Unless it's to gain
possession of the TestosteroneMeasurementDevice(*), or to
cop a feel of the BoyBits...

] By the way, tomorrow is my birthday, so be nice to me.

Happy Birthday!  A toast to you!

Diana
From: z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson -- Agro-Barbarian)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Hare Triggers
Date: 8 Oct 92 17:07:19 GMT
Reply-To: z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson -- Agro-Barbarian)
Organization: International FurHarvester: Combine a Commie for Christ

In article <1992Oct8.125634.19841@cas.org> esp51@cas.org () writes:

>    Here the transcript abruptly ends, cut to a commercial advertizing
>the new "Organic Yogurt n Sprouts" shop across the street which
>is packed with healthy, slender, cheerful, PC, bunnyhugging, vegetarian
>Liberals.

	Luckily, the camera missed the emply jugs of Treflan and 24D
in the alley next to the shop.  Don't worry boys, this stuff works
wonders on annoying field pests.

--
<Dan Sorenson, DoD #1066 |"I see angels on Ariels in leather and>
<z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu | chrome, Swooping down from heaven to >
<viking@iastate.edu      | carry me home."   ---    R. Thompson >
<ISU thinks I need more education, which they provide for a fee.>
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: esp51@cas.org ()
Subject: Re: Pained Whale?
Keywords: elephant, HE, m203
Organization: Chemical Abstracts Service, Columbus, Ohio
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 13:29:45 GMT

banta@abingdon.(242 lb Queen Bitch Net. God) writes:
>
>There's no punchline left, Mik, er, Scotty.  Any of your limp
>
Name's Scott.  If you're going to do nothing but incessantly bitch,
at least spell my name right.

Peeve: In '78, during the real estate speculation craze, my brother
and I bought a run down 2 bedroom, 1 bath house in San Francisco
located in a colored(tm Geoff) part of town between City College
and SF State.  We paid 20,000, and sold 4 months later for 40,000.
This summer, I went back to visit and found the neighborhood had
been taken over by yuppies.  The little 20,000 shack was now worth
150,000.

Scott Park

Opinions are mine.  I do not represent my company as spokesman.
From: booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Jewelry
Date: 14 Oct 92 19:01:21 GMT
Organization: The Autodesk Ant Refuge


Jewelry is peevesome. Its expensive, for one thing. If its not
expensive, its not jewelry, its plastic or cheap pot metal and
(therefore) a somewhat vulgar form of adornment.  If it is expensive,
it has a lot of feelings attached to it. As in, "This watch is broken
again. $100 right down the drain *&@#"

The watch I lost in Albuquerque was 34$ about 7 years ago and was
so ugly and over-featured that I regard it as a miniature toolbox
rather than jewelry, which is why I am not so bent out of shape by
it. I do know of two women who lost their diamond engagement rings
which is why I never had one and the wedding ring I used to wear was
so tight that I still have a dent in my finger over a year after I
removed it and tossed it in the trash.  

I refuse to get attached to the stuff. I was attached to a pair of
earrings and lost one. I got a replacement pair and lost one of those
also. So, I don't wear earrings either.

I do periodically wear bracelets and rings and will someday get another
watch, which brings me to my main peeve.

Jewelry wanders.

Put a watch, ring, bracelet or other form of circular ornament on a
cylindrical object and it wanders. The bracelet or watch moves up the
arm to a spot where it cannot go farther. It is very tight at that
point and starts to cut off circulation. If there is a stone, gravity
and motion cause the stone to move down. So, the stones on my bracelets
and rings wind up under my fingers and arm and 1) get in the way and 2)
are out of view. Being that I want to look at the pretty baubles, just
staring at a silver band is boring and not at all why I plonked down my
VISA card. Watches do the same thing with more dangerous effect. The
crystal (usually plastic now) wanders underneath and slams on
everything. Plus, I cannot furtively look at it without twisting it
back to place during a dull lecture or meeting. Of course, if I want it
down under my hand, it rotates to the top or side.

Peeve: Most tattoos don't let you change your mind and are not my
style anyway.

ER

-- 
E. Richards  fernwood!autodesk!booter or booter@Autodesk.COM
"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." 	
				-Oscar Wilde
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Subject: Confusion abounds (Was: Preserve our cultural heritage!)
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 00:17:03 GMT

<In article <1992Oct5.202932.15205@morrow.stanford.edu> minch@lotka.stanford.edu (Eric Minch) writes:

<Peeve: Getting the feeling some meme is making the rounds without  
<touching down in my neighborhood. 

	Count yourself lucky; there was one of those annoying
	white-faced droids running into glass walls and 
	pouring from invisible pitchers into equally invisible
	glasses on campus just a little while ago.

<Maybe I should get a teevee.

	Just leave the sound turned all the way down and
	pretend you're watching Marcel Marceau

ObPeeve: that terrible feeling that I'm behind the power curve again.


------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Emee, meme, mime, mohe
Catch a concept by the toe...."
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: dre@catnip.berkeley.ca.us (I would like to return this TOBACCONIST; it is scratched)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Cindy Crawford peeve
Date: 16 Oct 92 04:43:05 GMT
Followup-To: alt.sex.bestiality
Organization: The San Jose Home for Perverted Hackers

parr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Charles "Fucking Canuck" Parr) writes:

>Now, Cindy Crawford is a dog. Let us not forget that. I have
>met more attractive SharPei in my time. And more graceful
>tree sloths.

Thank you for sharing that, now take it to alt.sex.bestality

>Nevertheless, when she exits said trailer she looks like a bad
>joke about clown makeup.

Like I said, asshole, there aren't any feminazis here that you'd want
to beg sex from.

Go away.

-- 
"If I had killed her when I had first thought about getting divorced,
 I would have been out of jail by now."
	-- A newly-divorced guy I met at a block party
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson -- Agro-Barbarian)
Subject: Re: The Usual Trivia
Reply-To: z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson -- Agro-Barbarian)
Organization: International FurHarvester: Combine a Commie for Christ
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 22:49:27 GMT

curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:

>Berkeley is chock-full of small side streets, which are infested with
>big cinderblocks every three intersections, put there by deranged
>left-wing loonies who think the only means of transportation should
>be donkeys, buses, and "light rail," but don't have the balls to
>actually go out with a can of gas and turn the Telegraph parking lot
>into something resembling the 12th Panzer Division in the aftermath of
>the Battle of Yutsk.  These roadblocks are a nightmare for any innocent
>citizen of some civilized place which respects the power of the
>automobile, say Fresno, who wanders in there with a car; but they're
>perfectly fine for bikes.  Which (!peeve) can go right through them,
>even though (peeve) I'm sure it's illegal as hell.

>Jesus, could some of these people get a fucking clue?  The Ozzy
>Osbourne shorts are bad enough.  It makes me feel ashamed to be riding
>a bicycle.  I need a shotgun rack and a bumper sticker which says
>"BOYCOTT JANE FONDA - AMERICAN TRAITOR BITCH."  Fat lot of luck I'll
>have finding _that_ in Berkeley.

	I'd *love* to put that on my truck, along with a rifle rack,
light bar with swivel-mounted Browning .50, and one of those snow-plow
blades on the front.  Then, head to Berkely.  The look on the faces
of the deranged left-wing loonies when the Hickmobile comes rumbling
down the street (for full effect, it should be a diesel with the
pump turned up to maximum for that smoke screen ability) should be
worth many hours of fond reminiscing.  I can just see dropping the
blade and clearing a path through cinderblocks and blockheads without
even a glance in the mirrors.  <sigh>  We have our share of them in
Ames, but they're not as vocal and hence not as much fun to torment.

	Peeve: my truck just turned over 100,000 miles.  Immediately
thereafter, it has started creaking a bit nad two new buzzes have
started.  While I know this is only due to the colder weather of
the past few days, it is unnerving to say the least.  My truck also
has picked up a few new dents, apparently from being in the supermarket
parking lot without an armed guard standing over it.  Just what is
it that prompts people to thrust open their car doors with enough
force to dent my truck?

--
<Dan Sorenson, DoD #1066 |"I see angels on Ariels in leather and>
<z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu | chrome, Swooping down from heaven to >
<viking@iastate.edu      | carry me home."   ---    R. Thompson >
<ISU thinks I need more education, which they provide for a fee.>
From: tim@physics.orst.edu (Tim Mefford)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Service my ass! (On second thought.....)
Keywords: Losers
Date: 15 Oct 92 21:14:49 GMT
Reply-To: tim@physics.orst.edu
Organization: Up the,

We've been hearing for years about how the U.S. is going from 
a manufacturing to a service based economy.  That's bad enough,
but where is all this service?

I went to a barber shop today and asked for a shave and a haircut.
(My facial growth had surpassed the abilities of the twin blade 
razor designed for our benefit by our friends at Planned Obsolescence,
Inc.)  Barber 1 has quit doing shaves.  I went to a second barber shop.
Barber 2 also claimed to have ceased performing shaving.  What the hell
good are these guys?  I get to witness the charming sight of some 
toothless wonder pawing through Playboy?  

Though it's mandated by law here in Oregon,  in the real world, how far
would one need to look to find a Service Station willing to check the 
oil and possibly even do some minor repairs?  Where is the service of
home delivery?  At one point, milk, diapers, laundry, groceries, and even
medical care were delivered into the home.  In the past, operators
connected long distance calls.  Today it's more efficient to memorize
a few dozen numbers and dial yourself.  So much for service.  Movie
ushers were once responsive to the patrons' needs.  

Papers were once delivered by boys, now they're delivered by
college graduates.  This sure as hell isn't a service economy;
it's plain and simple a shitty economy.

-- 
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"Don't part with your illusions.  When they are gone, you may
 still exist, but you have ceased to live." --Mark Twain
___________Tim_Mefford_________tim@physics.orst.edu__________
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich)
Subject: Re: Homophones
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 14:22:24 GMT

In <1992Oct11.224828.27945@dg-rtp.dg.com> cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com (A. Jing Hippy) writes:

>Peeve: Over the past week or so, every time I hear the phrase "USAir strike"
>on radio or TV, it sounds to me like "U.S. airstrike", and I immediately
>wonder what we've gotten into *this* time.

And I was thinking Dave's posting was going to be about some lesbian
telecommunications thing or another.
--
"Yes, he really said that!"
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: nolan@twg.com (Ron Rivvett)
Subject: Re: Roman Cat Licks and Other No-Sleep Peeves
Keywords: red-eyed, crabby
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: Acme Demolition Co, Inc.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 17:47:24 GMT


In article <17770@autodesk.COM , booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards) writes:

| Ginger goes up to Fred first thing in the morning, sniffs his face
| and decides he smells dirty. Then its
| 
| lick...sniff....lick....sniff...lick...lick...licklicklick
| (purr  purr purr purpurpurpurpurpurpurpurpurpurpuruprrrrrrrr)
| licklicklick
| 
| etc.
| 
| It sounds kinky, but it really looks like something out of a mawkish
| Hallmark "Friendship" card, which keeps me from grabbing my 3 foot
| crowbar ("Girlfriend") and beating their little heads in.

Use the BullPrick(tm), Elaine! "Girlfriend"'s the only solution to the
infestation of furry fleacarriers. Strike now, while the blood's still boiling
in your veins - don't let the greetingcard scene deter you from your duty.
Make the world safe for birds and rodents again.

--
Nolan "Felicides-R-Us" Hinshaw
Internet: nolan@twg.com			Dingalingnet: (415)962-7197	
"Grab Dick and come on down"  Don Pette
"Texas is like an old woman's pussy.  Everyone knows its down there but
nobody gives a fuck."  - Overheard on CB radio, compliments of 
	bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich)
"Boy, was I in for a dose of reality." Randall K. Abler
"... necrophilia doesn't really hurt anybody."  Rick Gordon
"Well, first of all, your stance is too wide"

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From: jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl)
Subject: Re: Chunderation
Keywords: driving, porcelain, bus
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 15:55:55 GMT

In article <ldr2hsINNf6q@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM> banta@abingdon.Eng.Sun.COM (242 lbs and still growing) writes:
>An extreme hangover made (Jenny Gutbezahl) say:
>>OK.  I remember a guy once explaining to  me the difference between a 
>>slut, a bitch, a cunt, etc.  A "bitch" is a woman who won't sleep with
>>you.  Not on a bet.  
>
>>OK, so I guess I'll always be a bitch to you.
>
>And I'm not losing a wink of sleep over it.
>

Nor I.  We seem to be in perfect harmony today.  All's right with the world.

At one with Banta,

Jenny


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From: banta@abingdon.Eng.Sun.COM (242 lbs before cooking)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Lou Reed (was Re: credit card peeve)
Date: 13 Oct 92 19:53:10 GMT
Organization: Sun, Moon, and Stars
NNTP-Posting-Host: abingdon

(Bill Berbenich) writes:
>In <1992Oct13.142313.8750@dazixco.ingr.com> avdh@sunnyboy.dazixco.ingr.com (Alain van der Heide) writes:
>
>>You listen you mindless dickfor:  First of all, if you're going to get cute by
>
>What the Hell's a dickfer?  That like a henway?

It's a trap, Bill.  The type of trap the hapless normally fall into.
Unfortunately, you've been caught.

You can now expect Alain to run around the net screeching "Bill
doesn't know what his dick is for.  Bill doesn't know what his dick is
for."

Sorry.

andy
banta@abingdon.sun.com
--
  What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth?  Judging from
  realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a 
  common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.
                                                 -- Dave Barry
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich)
Subject: Re: Psycho Mother Peeve
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 02:03:48 GMT

In <Bw11Ir.Gw7@nic.umass.edu> jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:

>I think my mother has finally lost it - not that she ever much had it
>to begin with.  She's very concerned over my financial situation.  You
>see, my husband hasn't been able to find a job for the past four months,
>things being what they are in Western Mass.  And me being in Grad school,
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Hmmmm...

I can ALMOST remember that name.



Ah, yes!  DUKAKIS!
--
"Yes, he really said that!"
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: rickg@netcom.com (Rick Gordon)
Subject: Re: Freshers
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Keywords: Lala la, lala lala, lala la, lala lalaaa
Organization: Netcom - SF Bay, Cal Northifornia
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 22:14:58 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.204705.3062@email.tuwien.ac.at> Alexander Vrchoticky writes:

>ob-dickies: `...a girl with a balcony you could read shakespeare from...'

Also the Firesign Theater, and probably earlier ("Don't Drop That Dwarf,
Hand Me the Pliers"), referring to Louise Wong.

>Alexander Vrchoticky             alex@vmars.tuwien.ac.at

-- 
Rick Gordon      | "Often in error, never in doubt." 
rickg@netcom.com |   --- Universal Marketing Department motto
From: fofp@castle.ed.ac.uk (M Holmes)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Freshers
Date: 9 Oct 92 14:26:58 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

jeremy@castle.ed.ac.uk (Jeremy Henderson) writes:

>...... my mental perambulations were interrupted by a 
>youthful person grasping my newspaper from the table and saying 
>"Yefinshdwithae?", which I will translate from the Scottish as "I wonder
>if I might make so bold as to inquire whether you have competed your
>examination of this worthy publication?". In fact the question was somewhat
>rhetorical, because before I had time to descend from my celestial plane
>of intellectual activity, the scoundrel had grabbed my paper and was
>buggering off with it. "Oi", I yelled.....

>I am not, as I have noted, a Holmesesque libertarian

Obviously not, otherwise you'd have offered him the newspaper at retail
sales price plus cost of effort of having gone to shop (large quque at
lunchtimes) plus profit... (best to include all costs in the price).

>(and I draw the attention
>of Mr. A. J. Hippy to a distinction in meaning between words employing the
>suffix -esque as opposed to -ian)

I must have missed this....

>but I do think that even a fresher
>could have grasped the notion that things which are lying on a table are
>not necessarily provided for communal use, and that if this principle were
>extended to, say, wallets, chaos would rapidly ensue. If you see what I mean.

Absolutely. I have in my sordid past lost two girlfriends to this sort
of behaviour. You can't put anything down for a minute these days.....


>IncidentalBrooksidePeeve: That jumped-up little gob-shite Peter Harrison looks
>as though he might be on the verge of getting his greasy little end away
>with Anna, who I had previously believed to be keeping herself pure for me.

I'm now confused about Brookside. I need a Jeremy-Special two screenfuls
plot synopsis to get me started again..

>ExtraPeeve: Getting confused between my life and a soap opera.

BonusPeeve: getting confused when my life *turns into* a soap opera.

>AnInside!Peeve: Anna has not got married to my flat-mate.

EvenMoreInsidePeeve: I'll probably soon discover that my flatmate has
been secretly seeing her for months.

Tony was right about flatmates.


>===Jeremy Henderson===

FoFP
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From: jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl)
Subject: Re: Freshers
Keywords: Lala la, lala lala, lala la, lala lalaaa
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 19:26:52 GMT

In article <+sgp57p@lynx.unm.edu> hillman@carina.unm.edu (Dan Hillman) writes:

>
>Peeve: The Banana Splits song is the last track on the CD. It's rather 
>disturbing to have the CD player switch discs from the Dickies to the 
>Grateful Dead in a matter of seconds: "Dickies, Dickies, Dickies!!!
><click> Looook out of aaaaany window..."
>-- 

Well, Jeez, Dan.  If you're gonna do some fool thing like putting a Grateful
Dead CD in your player, you're gonna have to expect something like that to
happen.

Honestly!

-- 
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From: 01sybok@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Pained Whale?
Date: 7 Oct 92 09:22:03 -0300
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <17736@autodesk.COM>, booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards) writes:
> In article <Bvp0KE.JKM@dcs.ed.ac.uk> Not_Al_Crawford@ed.ac.uk (Monsieur Not Al, Cordon Bleu Masterchef) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct06.005208.22550@CS.ORST.EDU> tim@physics.orst.edu writes:
>>>
>>> The group has been somewhat boring lately anyway, someone should post
>>> some recipes that actually work.  
>>
>>Cheese On Toast
>>---------------
> 
[stuff deleted]
> 
> !Peeve: Pizza Delivery.
> 
!peeve: pub food. I can get a steak and a HUGE plate of fries for $4.10
all taxes included. And the waitresses are all goddesses. On Monday and
Tuesday, I can get a double draft with a 12 inch pizza (with the works)
for $1.99, all taxes included.

Gawd I love Halifax.
Mike "Pizza. Beer. Steak. Fries. The four major food groups"
From: donita@scic.intel.com (Donita Thompson)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: My worst peeve!
Date: 9 Oct 92 19:05:18 GMT
Organization: Intel SCIC, Beaverton, OR


I just got back from lunch. On the way back here there was this
idiot in a Ford pickup truck in front of me that had his right 
signal light on for MILES! I *hate* it when people don't turn 
off their blinkers. It makes me want to seriously slap them!

No, wait...that's not my worst peeve. Door-to-door christian
sellers of religion are the worst. I'm glad I moved to the country.
They don't come out there to the mountains. They're probably 
afraid that they'll get shot and buried out back. <wicked grin>
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