HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: direct quote
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 17:40:16 GMT

In article <1b0e3sINNl6a@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>In article <1avu5iINNjpp@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>*In article <1au4o1INNcv7@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>*>Just have to pay off another $1000 and I'll be able to afford to move.
>*>Mark "I owe some people 5000 bucks, being in debt really sucks" Lippert 

>*OH, pooor pooooor pooooooooor markie.
>*My heart bleeds for you.

>*I'm finally *down* to $2000 and i'm euphoric and blissfull and you're
>*whining about $1k.

>Nononononononoooooooo, m'dear.  What that means is that after that $1000,
>I'll finally be under $5000 and actually be able to afford the move.  Sort
>of.

Hah! Wait'll you get out of college, get a real job, and have some *real*
debt. I'm up for $35K or so, which I consider pretty low. I imagine some
of the inmates of California owe a couple of $100K or so....

(And I actually think I'm doing pretty well, for having two houses...)

Just don't borrow the money from anyone who looks like they're named "Guido".

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"...I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I
thought 'One of us is in real trouble'." Davey Allison, re: a 150MPH crash
From: mdm@sparc2.prime.com (Michael D. McAfee)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: if Rodney Anonymous posted to t.b
Date: 13 Oct 92 03:33:43 GMT
Organization: Computervision


		"Cascade this, you danceteria types!"

	Michael, the Chaotic
	disclaimer:  while posting something as obvious as this will
			probably get me into trouble, please don't blame
			my employers
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.wanted.moslem.gay
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: Short, shameful sitar
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 02:25:28 GMT

rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours) writes:
)
)I think Krishna said it best:   "ARJUNA!!!  TAKE UP THY SITAR!!!"


PLEASE TAKE ALT.WANTED.MOSLEM.GAY OFF THESE CROSS-POSTS AND MAINTAIN
SOME KINDNESS WITH RESPECT TO OTHER PEOPLES POINTS OF VIEW.

PLEASE!

THANK YOU.


Raj-Er 

-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: hack, phooey, a pox on you and your kind
Date: 11 Oct 92 17:36:36 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Oct9.172622.12404@terminator.cc.umich.edu>, ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
> 
> The name of my email address has changed rather spontaneously, 
> and apparently mail for my old address isn't being forwarded 
> to the new one .  So if you tried writing to me at 
> ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu, you're out of luck.  Try mailing to
> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu.  Don't ask me why; it's probably because
> of bureaucracy or somedamnedthing.
> 
> 
> AjD
> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 00:43:40 GMT

In article <9210111349.35@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>The UK has good public transportation, but the last time I was there they
>hadn't made it a continent yet.

The UK?  Isn't that a small island off the coast of Ireland?
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: Road trip
Reply-To: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
Organization: truth in a bottle
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 06:43:06 GMT

In article <MJD.92Oct7190452@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Legumes") writes:
>In article <1992Oct5.032410.2279@terminator.cc.umich.edu> ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>
>>   the food was denny's
>
>    Get the fuck out of here.  We were at Betsy's, on Route 76.  You

although i think that grendel was right in saying that one shouldn't
post a first draft nor while drunk, i ought to break both rules here
insert a brief irrelevant anecdote.  it seems appropriate.

my first grade teacher was named mrs. weigel.  pronounced wy-gul.  from
first grade through fourth, i insisted that her name was pronounced
woggul.  it was only after i was broken of this mispronounciation that
i stopped being a straight-a student and have persisted in mediocrity
ever since.

i mean to imply no causation.  but there is something to
retaining an illusion against all rational reason, particularly
while intoxicated or young or otherwise stupid.

AjD
kill all sports
editors, too.
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: copyright violation, part ii
Distribution: na
Date: 15 Oct 92 22:45:11 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <1992Oct12.131559.5397@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:

(totally unrelated story deleted)
I apologize ahead of time for the following statements, but this entire
story reminded me of a drinking song my friends and I like to sing:

>   "Flat flat world
>    it's a flat flat world.
>    I insist it's flat
>    as a welcoming mat,
>    and he's sailing of the end.
>    How about our crazy Italian ..."


"Dooooes, your butt hang low
does it wobble to and fro
can you tie it in a knot
can you tie it in a boooooow
Caaaaan yoooou 
throw it over your shoulder
like a continental soldier
does ya butt haaaang low."

"Is your butt real flat
can you use it as a mat
Is it hairy like a cat
is it skinny like a bat
Can you fold it up in quarters
and shove it into folders
Is your butt real flat."


Sorry.

                          | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
                          | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Name that thread (Re: I TOLD YOU SO)
Date: 15 Oct 92 14:54:25 GMT
Followup-To: alt.irc,alt.evil,comp.sys.mac.misc
Organization: University of Virginia


Ok kids, lets play name that thread.

which thread belongs on: alt.irc, alt.evil, AND comp.sys.mac.misc.

a gif of carasso's penis and a few quatloos to the best answer.

--
Rob Dobson              University of Virginia Music Library
"Anything that starts with Ellington ends with an assassination attempt
on the Fuhrer!" --SS-Sturmbannfuhrer Hans Reinhardt, July 1944
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Words I'd like to see used more often in American sitcoms
Date: 13 Oct 92 21:01:42 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1bd72lINNsga@seven-up.East.Sun.COM>, hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM (To
m Hopkins) writes:
>apostatic declension

I would enjoying hearing this jewel (from previous post):

In article <1992Oct12.123316.15027@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virgi
nia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>Fuck your mama, asshole, the pussy eater bitch.

I love that!
I could envision "the pussy eater" or "the pussy eating bitch" but Dobson has
added something truely new to my vocabulary.



                        
-- 


: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************
: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
: General Neophyte   :    ************************
                                      .
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:34138 rec.arts.startrek.current:15503
From: dascoser@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (david serchay)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: Re: MORE STAR TREK PRANKS
Date: 14 Oct 92 17:53:49 GMT
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida

gordon@sneaky.lonestar.org (Gordon Burditt) writes:

> >In one of the ST:TNG books (I can't remember which), Riker rigged
> >the transporter such that some particularly hated Starfleet Academy
> >professor got to his destination *in the buff*.
> 
> Why stop there?  As a Starfleet Academy joke, suppose someone arranges
> that Wesley arrives at his destination with green hair, female sex
> organs, nude, and VERY pregnant with a bowling ball?
> 
> 					Gordon L. Burditt
> 					sneaky.lonestar.org!gordon

Actually you're thinking of Star Trek Annual (V2) #2, which told about 
Kirk's acadadmy days. He, along with classmate Winston Kyle, pull thaat 
trick on Finnegan.
The actual trick was, beaming him during his Kobioshi Maru test, not 
reconfiguring him at their end (so he would't realise he's been 
transported) and the sending him back to the test minus any "non-organic" 
substances (ie. his clothes).

Dascoser
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My Recent Dream
Summary: obligatory lippert post
Date: 11 Oct 92 19:20:38 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex

In article <67255@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>-Gabe "no quote" Schlesinger:
>: So there I was, waiting with a bunch of friends.  Somebody was late,
>: and we were all getting really hungry.  [....] Then somebody asked
>: me "Who are we waiting for?"  I thought about it for a minute and then
>: said "Me.  We're waiting for me".  
>
>Interesting thought-provoker on this one.
>What IS the word which means 
>	"one wishes to be the object of a cannibal feast" ?

``There isn't one.''

	"Oh.  I thought maybe there WAS."

``No.  There isn't.''


chaos

vitreous humour 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Frightening Halloween ideas wanted
Date: 13 Oct 1992 07:44:23 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


OK, my friend Lance came up with a good one.  Have a Wizard of Oz room
that'll really scare the kiddies.

Dorothy is hanging from her neck from the rafters.
The Cowardly Lion's head is stuffed and mounted on the wall.
The Tinman is a crushed heap of sheet metal.
The Scarecrow is, of course, a smouldering pile of straw.

A sure-fire nightmare creator for the young'uns, and I know a for oldsters
it would bother too.


Mark "Toto as roadkill, perhaps" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ballms@ctrvx1.vanderbilt.edu (BALLMS)
Subject: bob
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Keywords: stupid bob
Organization: Vanderbilt University
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 04:30:00 GMT



 BOB MOMENT  THIRTY-NINE    Rev. Ganglia

---"Pass me that bottle of spirit cola. This should open the 
'To On' synchro circuits in the posi-turbid mode. LASTtime the 
inner constraints on the harnesses weren't strong enough, but this 
ought to do the trick and widen the margin without losing strenght.
  Turning to retrieve the cola, Rev. Haint ruminated a microsecond.  
"Looks simple to me."
  " It always looks simple," Bob interjoculared, "when you see it
as there, but getting it to work past the conscious apparatus
is the threshold goo we're dealing with here, even tho that's a
total con hoot in itself......sigmund to noise ratio y'know".
   " I knew that!"  Haint shot back,   " You're pulling that god damn
old game of feedback reiteration schema distillation."
  "Well, you're learning", Bob snickered. Haint was in the pleased
but miffed mood of crack a nut drama.  Bob had opened the seal on
the bottle of spirit cola, the effervescent elixer that came in a 
million flavors and unlimited ratios of elemental essences, and 
the spew had already effected Haint. 
  "God Damnit Bob!"  Haint shouted suddenly. He picked up a kempo
stick and whacked Bob square on the head. Falling in a lazy 1/2
speed S curve, Bob struck ground and became smoke. 
 Smoke became invisible without dissipating expansion.
 Left alone, but with plenty of pleasantly colored and expertly
programmed prana, astral displacement equations began revealing
themselves inside Rev. Haint's now resonate brain/mind/body
matrix.  Looking for the right station, he found only leftovers,
cabooses in the distance, tunnels full of vapor possessed of 
questionable intelligences. Kali Yuga shells diddle-pottering
in their own wake. Generic paranoia flip-flop and ego vibrating
180 degree grease poles were ever present, ready to jump in with
Mr.Malice sex himself, aka CONBlanKeT. 
  "Careful now," thought Haint, his palate getting sweet and 
tight, his inner head bulb swelling with the pleasant itching/scratch.
He was used to those clowns, which was what worried him, but they
also gave him enough fricktion to rough up the scouring pad of 
introspective vengeance. Soon the process would be over and new
challenges would be evident with a new Bob, a new chamber in
mudball's trapdoor/ejection seat mansion.
  "It should take him a few months," Haint mused to himself,
"Maybe even a whole cycle to recongeal in order to playgames...
instill knowledge..play asshold...catch on fire.. distill value
essences from some obscure peak experiences.. or simply cloud me
micro mirror."
  Until then, Haint decided he would retranslate the Tao Tech King.
------------------------------------------------------




Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: LET'S WRITE THE LYRICS TO A "NEW" RAMONES SONG!
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 21:05:23 GMT
Comments: Grass is nature's way of saying "HIGH!"


> In article osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) wrote:
>
>	LET'S WRITE THE LYRICS TO A NEW RAMONES SONG! EVERYBODY,
>PLEASE CONTINUE AFTER ME! I'LL START:
>
>	ADRENALINE
>
>ADRENALINE, ADRENALINE, KEEPS ME JUMPY.
>ADRENALINE, ADRENALINE, KEEPS ME JUMPY.
>GABBA, GABBA, MAKES ME ITCHY
>GABBA, GABBA, MAKES ME SCRATCHY
>A-D-R-E-N-A-L-I-N-E
>A-D-R-E-N-A-L-I-N-E

To which, someone whose name will be kept secret, replied this:

>I wanna smash my face with a 2 by 4
>I wanna stick my head in the oven door
>gabba, gabba,  keeps me uptight
>gabba, gabba, up all night (on)
>(A-D-R-E-N-A-L-I-N-E!)ETC.

Which sounded cool. 

Laurence Doering <ldoering@engin.umich.edu> wrote:

ljd> It's okay, Oktay, I'm not gonna follow up this time.

>pppps: November 13, Avalon.

ljd> October 29, State Theater.  With Social Distortion.

Oh, yes, with SD, too.  That should be interesting. 

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.
 Cute signature quote by They Might Be Giants: D, world destruction /
  Over an overture / N, do I need / Apostrophe T, need this torture?
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep, Linguistic Innovator
Date: 16 Oct 1992 17:39:27 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: asp.cs.berkeley.edu

He pronounces "Yosemite" to rhyme with "sodomite."

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
From: sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth)
Subject: Re: Obviously not fans of Rush
Keywords: I'll roast in Hell for this...
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 21:16:08 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.074514.289@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours) writes:
>I've been listening to the senseless back-and-forth arguments raging across
>the net these past few days and it's become pretty obvious to me that many
>of you folks are not big fans of Rush.
>
>All I can say is, you've obviously never listened carefully to Rush, or else
>you wouldn't be saying some of these foolish things.
>
>I mean, how can you listen to "2112", say, and hear Geddy Lee's platinum voice
>ringing out pure and clean as he soars up and down the octaves, tugging at
>your heartstrings with such soulful tunes as "Priests of Syrinx," and fail
>to be touched.  "Weee-eee are the Priests...of the Temples...of Sy-rinx!"
>
>I am moved to tears...
>
>Rigler
>--
I hope you're kidding--this is alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, not alt.fan.rush
The crossposting problem gets out of hand here :)

Simon
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Comments?
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 02:03:13 GMT

In <1bg8q3INNq02@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>In a previous article, reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk () says:
>>If you have so much time, can you write my thesis for me .........
>Only if it's on "How to Eliminate the Threat of War".
>That's my forte.  I don't care if you get the credit.
>I just want to get the job done.

>  Comments?

it's really quite a simple problem.  a
few million tonnes of carbon thrown into
the sun at sufficient velocity to reach
the core and catalyze the fusion process
and war will cease to be a threat.  this
also handily eliminates the budget
deficit as well.
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Is SEX work or pleasure (joke)
Date: 8 Oct 92 19:21:54 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

IN SOC.CULTURE.ARABIC,SOC.CULTURE.IRANIAN
 msardar@digi.lonestar.org (Mohammed Tariq Sardar) writes:

)A reporter is doing a survey to find out whether SEX is WORK or PLEASURE.
)
)Reporter to an American
)
)Reporter:   Sir, Is sex work or pleasure?
)American    It's work.
)Reporter:   Why?
)American    Well, when you are doing it so sweat and that's physical, so it's work
)
)Reporter to an Englishman
)
)Reporter:   Sir, Is sex work or pleasure ?
)Englishman: It's pleasure
)Reporter:   why ?
)Englishman: Well, when you doing it, you are actually enjoying it too, therefore
)	    it's pleasure. 
)
)Reporter to an ARAB:
)
)Reporter:   Sir, Is sex work or pleasure
)Arab:	    It's pleaure.
)Reporter:   why ?
)Arab:	    YOU SEE IF IT WAS WORK I WOULD HAVE GOT SOME INDIAN or PAKISTANI
)	    TO DO THIS FOR ME.



PLEASE TAKE ALT.WANTED.MOSLEM.GAY OFF THESE CROSS-POSTS AND MAINTAIN
SOME KINDNESS WITH RESPECT TO OTHER PEOPLES POINTS OF VIEW.

PLEASE!

THANK YOU.


Raj-Er 



-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Lances' Homebrewing (Was: Re: not a private message for mark. gooley)
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 00:30:09 GMT

In article <1b8fekINN7i4@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
|---

|Irrelevancies:

|Lance has been reading books about home brewing.
|He has also been collecting empty beer bottles.
|I have a 26 gallon fish tank, but it's too gross.

A little chlorine bleach is all that's required. You'd be amazed what a
few capfulls in 25 gallons of water will do.

Me, I worry about getting ahold of a bottle someone used to store pennies
(or something else in). Heavy metals aren't my idea of a flavorful 
ingredient, even in trace amounts.

|I tried his blackberry wine.  I didn't die, but 
|I wasn't encouraged.

Probably needs cherries. (1/4 cherries, 3/4 blackberries. Works real well.)

|A friend tells me that she visited his apartment
|the last time he tried brewing.  The smell made
|her sick.

Tell him to stick with winemaking. Less muss, fuss, and bother. More
variety, too. I think I'll plant a lot of jalapeno plants next year;
I have a recipe for jalapeno wine.....


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"...I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I
thought 'One of us is in real trouble'." Davey Allison, re: a 150MPH crash
From: inspecti@ux7.lbl.gov ()
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Date: 7 Oct 1992 20:04:25 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Reply-To: inspecti@ux7.lbl.gov ()
NNTP-Posting-Host: ux7.lbl.gov

In article <Bvq3tD.4xA@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>In <1992Oct5.235622.4066@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com writes:
>>I voted a straight Republican ticket in 1984.
>
>The Horn!  The Horn!
>



i think we're taking this from the wrong direction (no offense, greg).
see, instead of something as definite as a horn antenna, we need somethin
which communicates this thought: "as a concerned citizen, i feel that 
perhaps you have not thought out your political philosphy all the 
way through.  i would suggest that you look over the policy and 
history of both parties with a critical eye for the flaws and short-
comings of both parties (in full parity), and then make your
decision as to a political party.  perhaps you may even decide to 
register as an 'independent' which would give you the leeway to vote
for whomever you felt was best able to fufill the position, regardless
of political affiliation."

fortunately, i have this engraved in bas-relief, reversed, on the 
face of my mattock.

inspecti thunk 

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Japanese Tourists ate my building.
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 23:16:35 GMT

In article <1992Oct9.160510.8634@sci34hub.sci.com> gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
>In article <Bvt1LM.8nw@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>
>|Film is thick and has little sprocket holes on the edge.  Videotape is very
>|different than film.  Do not get the two confused.  One of these days I am
>|going to go on a rampage and start shooting people who say "filming" when
>|they are referring to videotape.
>
>So, do you intend to use 8mm, 1/2", 2" tape, or perhaps 8mm Super or 16mm film?

Probably 16mm VNF, 'cause I've got a lot of 7239 in the fridge.  I finally
got an aperture plate cut for Super-16 academy aperture on one of the 
Arris, but I don't have enough single-perf film to go around shooting
indiscriminately, you know.
--scott
From: fawcett@aramis.rutgers.edu (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: some notes on the presidential debate
Date: 12 Oct 92 00:50:20 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.


Something about Perot reminds me of Sineaid O'Connor.  During his closing
summary I kept expecting him to say "LET'S FIGHT THE REAL EVIL" and tear up a
picture of Washington DC.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.politics.perot,alt.newbie,misc.test
From: gmr6139@ultb.isc.rit.edu (G.M. Richard)
Subject: Re: hi
Originator: gmr6139@ultb
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 03:49:47 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.042504.1507@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>hi guys 
>what is this group about?????????????
>
>i can't seem to find any connection between postings
>
>no flames :) :) :) 
>
>Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
>Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center

Isn't that bizarre?

p.s. Did you read the brand new FAQ?

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 00:09:07 GMT

In <4ReJsB1w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
>rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>> At least you were smart enough to be born in a country where
>> "public transportation" isn't an oxymoron.
>Well, there are some places even in the US where you can get by without a
>car.  My impression was that using the T beats driving in Boston any day.

This is true, however, being beaten with running chainsaws beats driving in
Boston any day.  It also happens to beat using the T, though by a slightly lower
margin.
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