From: clifton_r@verifone.com (Clifton Royston)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: <None>
Date: 23 Jul 92 01:48:17 -1000
Keywords: Blair's poetic education
Organization: VeriFone Inc., Honolulu HI

In article <1992Jul17.165403.28529@nmsu.edu>, sabbott@navajo (SDA) writes:
> 
>    She and her arms tender slopes of hard granite,
> ...
>    (Smile and gesture beauty,
>         Christening the night,
>              She fills me with her loving,
>                  Mindless, timeless soul.)
> -mark:ted:sean-

  Oh really?  Well then, how do you account for this?


The Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay
-------------------------------------
Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay!
With your numerous arches and pillars in so grand array,
And your central girders, which seem to the eye
To be almost towering to the sky.
The greatest wonder of the day.
And a great beautification to the River Tay,
Most beautiful to be seen,
Near by Dundee and the Magdalen Green.

Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay!
That has caused the Emperor of Brazil to leave
His home far away, incognito in his dress,
And view thee ere he passed along en route to Inverness.

Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay!
The longest of the present day
That has ever crossed o'er a tidal river stream,
Most gigantic to be seen,
Near by Dundee and the Magdalen Green.

Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay!
Which will cause great rejoicing on the opening day,
And hundreds of people will come from far away,
Also the Queen, most gorgeous to be seen,
Near by Dundee and the Magdalen Green.

Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay!
I hope that God will protect all passengers
By night and by day,
And that no accident will befall them while crossing
The Bridge of the Silvery Tay,
For that would be most awful to be seen,
Near by Dundee and the Magdalen Green.

Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay!
And prosperity to Messrs Bouche and Grothe,
The famous engineers of the present day,
Who have succeeded in erecting the Railway
Bridge of the Silvery Tay,
Which stands unequalled to be seen,
Near by Dundee and the Magdalen Green.


The Newport Railway
-------------------
Success to the Newport Railway
Along the braes of the Silvery Tay,
And to Dundee straightway,
Across the Railway Bridge o' the Silvery Tay,
Which was opened on the 12th of May,
In the year of our Lord 1879,
Which will clear all expenses in a very short time
Because the thrifty housewives of Newport
To Dundee will often resort,
Which will be to them profit and sport,
By bringing cheap tea, bread, and jam,
And also some of Lipton's ham,
Which will make their hearts feel light and gay,
And cause them to bless the opening day
of the Newport Railway.

The train is most beautiful to be seen,
With its long, white curling cloud of steam,
As the train passes on her way
Along the bonnie braes o' the Silvery Tay.

And if the people of Dundee
Should feel inclined to have a spree,
I am sure 'twill fill their hearts with glee
By crossing o'er to Newport,
And there they can have excellent sport,
By viewing the scenery beautiful and gay,
During the livelong summer day,

And then they can return at night
With spirits light and gay,
By the Newport Railway
By night or by day,
Across the Railway Bridge o' the Silvery Tay.

Success to the undertakers of the Newport Railway,
Hoping the Lord will their labours repay,
And prove a blessing to the people
For many a long day
Who live near by Newport,
On the bonnie braes o' the Silvery Tay.


The Tay Bridge Disaster
-----------------------
Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay!
Alas!  I am very sorry to say
That ninety lives have been taken away
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.

'Twas about seven o'clock at night,
And the wind it blew with all its might,
And the rain came pouring down,
And the dark clouds seem'd to frown,
And the Demon of the air seem'd to say --
"I'll blow down the Bridge of Tay."

When the train left Edinburgh
The passengers' hearts were light and felt no sorrow,
But Boreas blew a terrific gale,
Which made their hearts for to quail,
And many of the passengers with fear did say --
"I hope God will send us safe across the Bridge of Tay."

But when the train came near to Wormit Bay,
Boreas he did loud and angry bray,
And shook the central girders of the Bridge of Tay
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.

So the train sped on with all its might,
And Bonnie Dundee soon hove in sight,
And the passengers' hearts felt light,
Thinking they would enjoy themselves on the New Year,
With their friends at home they lov'd most dear,
And wish them all a happy New Year.

So the train mov'd slowly along the Bridge of Tay,
Until it was about midway,
Then the central girders with a crash gave way,
And down went the train and passengers into the Tay!
The Storm Fiend did loudly bray,
Because ninety lives had been taken away
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.

As soon as the catastrophe came to be known
The alarm from mouth to mouth was blown,
And the cry rang out all o'er the town,
Good Heavens! the Tay Bridge is blown down,
And a passsenger train from Edinburgh,
Which fill'd all the people's hearts with sorrow,
And made them for to turn pale,
Because none of the passenger's were sav'd to tell the tale,
How the disaster happen'd on the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.

It must have been an awful sight,
To witness in the dusky moonlight,
While the Storm Fiend did laugh, and angry did bray,
Along the Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay.

Oh! ill-fated Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay,
I must now conclude my lay
By telling the world fearlessly without the least dismay,
That your central girders would not have given way,
At least many sensible men would say,
Had they been supported on each side with buttresses,
At least many sensible men confesses,
For the stronger we our houses do build,
The less chance we have of being killed.

    William McGonagall (1830-1902)

    "In the matter of disasters, McGonagall must be granted the last
    word.  The railroad bridge built over the Firth of Tay in 1877
    would have been a notable triumph of design, had it not, eighteen
    months later, collapsed while a train was crossing it.  Apparently
    it had not occurred to the builder that a strong wind might cause
    additional stress.  Dundee's great Poet and Tragedian was
    fortunately on hand to celebrate the bridge, the railroad, the
    disaster, and the replacement in 1887 -- by a different designer
    and some sixty feet upstream."
    'Pegasus Descending', ed. James Camp, X.J. Kennedy, Keith Waldrop

I've been waiting months for the right opportunity to let go of that.
I must be losing my grip.  "The stronger we our houses do build,
The less chance we have of being killed."  Remember, you heard it here.

  -- Pope Clifton the Anonymous (and his shamelessly unfashionable .sig)

clifton_r@verifone.com	| VeriFone, Inc. 	| Home: +1-808-521-9073	
Pope, CotSg in Paradise	| 100 Kahelu Ave.  	| Work: +1-808-625-3234	
"Boring .sig, so what."	| Mililani HI  96789	|  & that about covers it...
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:22717 alt.politics.bush:3 alt.politics.clinton:181