HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Skit writing contest....
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 23:06:31 GMT

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

>In article <1993Jan22.140710.5175@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>| 
>|> |> Jos aka *ouch*! I need a doctor!
>|> 
>|> |I see you need assistance. Can I be of any help?
>|> |Gina aka I can do more for you than that male doctor =)
>|> 
>|> Huh? Get away from me, you devilish wicked woman! There's nuffin' wrong
>|> with me! Help! Don't touch me! I'm warning you, I'm a gastronomical
>|   ^^
>|....you said it.

>Did NOT! I wanted to say `wif', yeah, that's it: `wif' I can't type the
>letter `t' after typing an `i' ... wif, wif ... `wif' that is ...

Gods, you sound like a certain Englishman.

>|> ninja! Well, actually my father was. I'll defend myself with Indonesian
>|            						   ^^again

>Did NOT! I wanted to type `willies', yes, `willies', it's givin' me the
>willies! 

The cooking is giving you willies? My god, thats the secret!
Thats why Smoin never gets worn out, he eats Indonesian food!

>|> cooking! And I won't say `litter bin' anymore! I love it that my leg
>|			     ^^again		        ^^again
>|> keeps falling off! and I hate my aunt Muriel! And I hate albatros pie
>|> anyway ... Help! Let go of that scalpel! No! No! Don't you dare ...
>|>Oh, but I DO dare...

>Don't come near me! I bruise easily, y' know. I must warn you! I'm alergic
>to canvassers! Help! Help! Someone do something! I dont' want an operation!
>I far too weak to have an operation! Help! help! Help!
Look, Jos its for your own good, I mean you can't wander aroudn the
streets like that, I mean, what would people say. Well, they'd say
"oi!" and "Hay you!" and "Darling, do it again, but harder"
We can't have this sort of thing destroying Western civilisation.
I mean, next thing you know, we'll be showing Gogzilla movies
in public and wearing our underwear.

> I'm warning you:
>I'm gonna stand on one leg and I'll fart your national anthem towards
>your general direction! I'll say `hippopotamus' again!

Here is a list of words you cannot say:
B*M
P*NT**S
B*LG**M
S*MPR*N*
SN*GGL*B*NN**S
H*PP*P*T*M*S - thats a bughger to take the vowels out of.


>|> Jos aka I'm not gonna say *t
>|Gina aka too late you already did

>Did NOT!

>Jos aka I did not say `it' .
>			    .   !
>			        h
>			     .  h
>				g

>			     .  r

>				r

>			     .

>				a

>			     .

>				a


>			     .  a

>				a
>			    \,/ a
>			     | A
>			    /O\

Eccles aka I think you might of....
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: stop it
Date: 23 Jan 1993 00:12:20 GMT
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamuts.tamu.edu

In article <1jnn8lINN7ut@menudo.uh.edu>,
my dearest doug drools:


>>>I own this newsgroup. Get out of here!
>>>
>>>I don't want to see ANYBODY posting in here again!!!
>>>
>>>Felix aka Xilef
>>
>>ha ha ha!!  i am posting here you silly little person!
>>go rub your knees with vaseline!
>>neener neener!
>Can I rub my knees with vaseline too, or is that only for
>silly little persons?

you are a big silly person, but i will let you rub your knees
with vaseline anyway (see what a kind person i am!)
or, if you beg hard enough, i may rub your knees for you.
wouldn't that be nice?

>>leather is here! oh, leather is here!
>>and how happy she is to return!
>>so get out your whips, your chains and your clips
>>cos she wants to feel the burn!

>I'm over there! oh, I'm over there
>but I'm not sure where it be
>lose the shirt, and raise your skirt
>and I'll take you over my knee

will you?  is that a promise?  
when can i see you again?

>>leather aka no, i am *not* getting carried away, what are
>>you insinuating?
>doug aka you will be next time I get my hands on you
leather aka oh, doug, what a tease you
are.  i love it.
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From: rambis@iastate.edu (Paul L Pearson)
Subject: Re: FAWLTY
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 03:42:17 GMT

>> cnc@balboa.eng.uci.edu (Christopher Christensen) writes:
>I wonder where I got the idea there were 24.. guess I need a smack
>in the head.. :-)
>Sorry if I got your hopes up like that, but it appears that there
>are in fact only 12 episodes in all.

I'll take a >h<ammer and  >h<it you on the >h<ead with it!  

>OK, what's your favorite scene from FT?  How about the snotty-kid-
>whose-chips-were-the-wrong-shape scene?  Or how about the
>Mrs. Richards-complaining-about-the-view scene?  Then there's the
>Mr.-Fawlty-trashing-Mr.-Anal Retentive's-briefcase-and-booting-him
>out-of-the-hotel-in-front-of-the-3-hotel-inspectors scene..

Or how about Bas walking out of the hotel with a large garden gnome to insert
into O'Reilly.  Maybe "You are >h<ideous orangutan!."  The silly walk in the 
Germans.  "You'll have to sew 'em back on first."  The Psychiatrist-"I'm on 
holiday."  etc., etc.  Maybe the best exchange is between Mrs. Richards and
Manuel "Que? K? Si. C? KC? No, Que what? CK What? Si. (or whatever-haven't 
watched it for a couple of months)"  

It's just too tough to pick a favorite, so I won't.
On second thought, how about in the psychiatrists 
when Basil's trying desperately to tell Sybil about the girl in
Johnson's room and she won't believe him. 
"I've had it up to here with you, you rankerous quaffid old sow..."

"How is the old nail, hmm?  Still growing in, hm?  Still burrowing its way
to the bone?  Still machete-ing it's way through the nerve.  Nasty old nail!"
JC as BF

"You never get it right, do you?  You're either crawling all over them licking 
their boots, or spitting poison at them like some benzedrine (?) puff adder."
PS as SF

"Can't you see?  Didn't God give you eyes?" -Mrs. Richards

"Yes, but I don't use them because it runs the batteries down." -CB as Polly

Paul L. "I'm an unstable intermediate with a long half-life at 37oC"
"Pro" Pearson
President, Kurt Rambis Fan Club, Ames, IA Chapter (unofficial)

"If the good Lord..." -O'Reilly
"Is mentioned one more time, I shall move you closer to him!" JC as BF
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: FAWLTY
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 23:54:37 GMT

cnc@balboa.eng.uci.edu (Christopher Christensen) writes:


> Any other major Fawlty fans out there?

I just had myself repaired, you know, new cyclinder shaft, that
sort of thing.

I believe Jos is having an operation to corect his Fawlts.

Eccles aka I work perfectly <boing> Damn.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: Susan_Tees@mindlink.bc.ca (Susan Tees)
Subject: Re: survey
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 21:49:50 GMT

You know, it's weird to be suddenly here on the Monty
Python fan club group, and to see how corrupt it's all
become.  I mean, Monty Python never meant it to be
this way!  It's all wrong, don't you see?

Anyone want to have an argument?  Doug?
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Marriage
Date: 25 Jan 93 11:13:12 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1993Jan22.203058.13271@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>geeble 
>>beeble
>>geeble
> 
>>>>> >>Jester aka I did not... I came to marry Gina...and run off to Tahiti
>>>>> >Gina aka then don't you think you should propose to me first?
>>>>> Jester aka down on one knee.......Will you marry me?
>>>> Eric aka Sorry to interrupt, but didn't you do this in October and/or November?
>>>Gina aka no, Eric, we didn't and yes, Jester, but only if I get a huge
>>OB>church wedding with Ratboy, Sprooney (where is he anyway?), and Eric
>>>as my brides' maids!!!! And you, of course, as by best man.   =) =) 
> 
>>leather aka so is this going to be a polyamourous 
>>relationship?
>>leather aka may i join in the fun?
>>leather aka or can i just be the flowerperson?  i'll throw roses.
> 
> Maje S aak I wanted to be the flower girl!!!!
Gina aka ok: leather is the flowerPERSON and you are the flower GIRL.
	HAPPY NOW?
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Monty Python Posters
Date: 24 Jan 1993 21:25:43 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu
Keywords: boop boop a do

>damn you...I want a Ministry Poster.....Alain Jourgeson is my hero!!!!

It the Psalm 69 cover. About 3' x 4' pretty cool....

>>>leather aka service wiffa smile
>>Ratboy aka Is that what that is?
>Jester aka between my legs *evil grin* [TM]
Ratboy aka only has a Copyright between his legs...
From: ajchoutm@cs.ruu.nl (Arjan Houtman)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Monty Python songtexts.
Date: 27 Jan 93 10:16:58 GMT
Organization: Utrecht University, Dept. of Computer Science

Hello,
is there anybody out there who has the songstexts of the following MP songs:

1. Henry Kissinger Song
2. I Like Chinese
3. I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio

'Cause if there is, could you please E-mail them to me, or just post them,
whatever you like. Thanx...

Arjan Houtman
ajchoutm@cs.ruu.nl
From: J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de (Andreas Trapp)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: British Grenadiers
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 11:20:36 MEZ
Organization: University of Passau - Germany
NNTP-Posting-Host: ibm.rz.uni-passau.de

What is this?
Ok this seems to work all right: TEST TEST TEST
 
the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
ryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryry
1234567890
 
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG
RYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRY
1234567890
 
OK, all vital characters still functioning, END OF TERMINAL TEST,
POSTING is right about to begin:
 
Yesterday, on my way back from work, I decided to whistle the british
grenadiers (Yes, I am a whistling-driver), yet suddenly I wasn't able
to recall the tune! Furthermore: I didn't know the text, so I couln't
even sing it. Could anyone please post the tune and the text to help
me out of this nasty situation?
 
BTW: Does anyone have the title, author, publisher, ordering-number etc.
of the Wizards' Handbook of AD&D.
 
THIS IS THE END OF THIS ARTICLE, CREDITS FOLLOWING:
 
 
 
 
 
....
 
 
 
 
 
...
 
 
 
 
..
 
 
 
 
.
 
 
 
 
NOT CREDITS NEEDED EoF
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Scripts?
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 00:25:48 GMT

coppinge8817@iscsvax.uni.edu ([COPPINGE8817].PLAN) writes:



>Can anyone tell me where I can get BlackAdder scripts? Other scripts as well,
>anything you got, let me know and I'll tell you If I have It or not.  

>                Later, Merf.

Um... ask on alt.fan.comedy. If that don't work, ask Nmois or me or Tia

Eccles:
		With a _melon_?
From: atom@cibbs.UUCP
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Monty-Python #1
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 11:58:22 EST
Organization: DataSoft Consulting (Toronto, Ont. Canada)

I just wanted to say that Monty Pyhton is and will be the best comedy group to
ever exist on the planet Earth. How could ya not love the following lyrics to
the Penis Song:

Isn't it awefully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have 
a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Willy
or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed
trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's
best friend,
Your Percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Now, how can ya not love this?? It's pure comedy genious.


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 ==== ====  Toronto, Ont., Canada
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Date: 27 Jan 93 13:54:03 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>In a previous article, Lisa (with a big L) sez:
>>In a previous article, Doug babbles:
>>>>>>>> Jester aka you ain't seen kinky yet boy....
>>>>>>>chestnutt aka thats for sure, both leather and gina are back
>>>>>>Eccles aka Leather's mine and MOins you swine, you can have  Gina
>>>>>Ratboy aka So which bit is mine, eh? Do I get a new one..or can I keep Lisa?
>>>>Eccles aka Well, we were considering actioning her, but seeing the aution
>>>>how do you spell that bloody word?
>>>Doug aka you were going to action Lisa?  Can I watch?
>>Lisa aka Help! Help! I'm being undressed!
>Meetch aka Bloody women! *GORN*
mNSiso kak Meetch! Hi! *LLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGG* 
       to think. there are some young 'uns here who don't even speak
       satanic dutch.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner)
Subject: Re: Meaning of Life
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 15:07:13 GMT

s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
> 
> In article <damiene.727493570@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) writes:
> >trmakuu@uta.fi (Marjo Kuusto) writes:
> >
> >>In <1j99l3INNlrp@lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk> maujs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J D Morris) writes:
> >
> >>>>>Could someone please send me the "Meaning of Life" script.  thanks
> >>>>Could someone please tell me the meaning of life, as I can't seem to find 
> >>>>it anywhere (and yes, I have looked under my pillow)?
> >
> >>>	There is no meaning of life. Surely you must know that we are
> >>>	just simply spiralling coils of self-replicating DNA.
> >
> 
> THERE IS NO MEANING IS RIGHT. WE'RE JUST DIFFERENT PUPPETS IN THE SAME
> SICK PLAY CONTROLLED BY THE SAME SICK PUPPET MASTER WHO IS UTTERLY A 
> DERANGED LUNATIC...........
> 
WHY, THANK YOU.  I'M REALLY GLAD SOMEONE AROUND HERE HAS FINALLY REALIZED MY 
LEVEL OF GREATNESS.
> 
> >
> >>                      42
> >
> >
> >i		18.9
> >
> >Eccles aka Atari jokE
> JOE O AKA CAPITAL SUITS ME FINE
ERIC AKA BEING THE SICK MIND IN CONTROL OF ALL THE PUPPETS, I CAN USE ALL CAPS 
TOO
-- 
"Why should I have nightmares?  I give them to you." -- Stephen King

SIC GORGIAMUS ALLOS SUBJECTOS NUNC -- We gladly feast on those who would 
subdue us. -- Addams Family Motto (as heard in the movie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dementia@cwis.unomaha.edu (Diane Atkinson)
Subject: Re: M. Python's Inauguration
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 1993 03:31:29 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>curt.tucker@ehbbs.gwinnett.com (Curt Tucker)  writes:
>>Did you notice the martial music played right before Clinton took
>>the Oath of Office?
>>I'm sure it's an old traditional military march, but to most
>>people in my generation, it is instantly recognizable as the
>>loopy opening theme music for "Monty Python's Flying Circus."

>The song is John Phillips Sousa's "Liberty Bell March"

I noticed that too.  I was watching it with a cohort of mine and a friendly
neighborhood administrator of sorts and when the music started I said "The
Monty Python theme!"
My cohort argued "No, it's Sousa."
I said "This is Bill Clinton.  He's a Boomer.  It's the Monty Python theme."

Of course, this ruined the mood totally and at appropriate points said cohort
and myself made foot squishing noises *thbbpt!* which seemed to confuse f.n.
administrator.
>The MP guys stole the song for MPFC.

>Jester aka I kid you not!!!!
Diane aka Hey! I believe you!!!!!!!
   
--
*"I wanna see you dance again           LA!*                    Diane Atkinson*
* because I'm still in love with you    /  *         dementia@cwis.unomaha.edu*
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From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Cleese Bio
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 04:39:21 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:

>In article <damiene.727498259@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) writes:
>> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT) writes:
>> 
>> 
>>>> 
>>>> ****Merrick X****
>>>> 
>>>So what happened to the other nine Merricks?
>> They were attacked and destroyed by german knee trams.
>I tried to stop them but they were just too slow for me 
iNaughty girl, how can we get all that lubrication of.f

>>>chestnutt aka i don't know much about art but i know what i like.
>> Eccles aka So what do you like?
>> 
>Gina aka if I tell you will you give it to me?
Eccles aka Depends on what it is. Does it go buzz?
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cleese Bio
Date: 25 Jan 93 10:56:11 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <damiene.727677561@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> 
>>In article <damiene.727498259@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) writes:
>>> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>> 
>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> ****Merrick X****
>>>>> 
>>>>So what happened to the other nine Merricks?
>>> They were attacked and destroyed by german knee trams.
>>I tried to stop them but they were just too slow for me 
> iNaughty girl, how can we get all that lubrication of.f
> 
>>>>chestnutt aka i don't know much about art but i know what i like.
>>> Eccles aka So what do you like?
>>> 
>>Gina aka if I tell you will you give it to me?
> Eccles aka Depends on what it is. Does it go buzz?
Gina aka it goes something like this:
	rrriiiiippp!
	"Oh my...." said breathlessly
	"oh yes..." panted by an eager male being
	etc, etc, etc
or a new alarm clock would be just as good; your choice!
From: HADCFDWF@admin.uh.edu (Doug)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: survey
Date: 23 Jan 93 17:25:32 GMT
Organization: University of Houston Administrative Computing
NNTP-Posting-Host: uhad2.admin.uh.edu
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

>In article something that no one cares about
>doug flirts uncontrollably:
No, you haven't seen me flirt uncontrollably.
Scary thought, no?
>
>>>darling sprooney so charmingly blathers on:
>>He is quite the charmer, isn't he. *blink* *blink*
>hey, how would you know?  

Wouldn't you like to know.

>doug, what's happened to you?
>you've turned into a swedish blonde!

I'd rather have tapped into a sweedish blonde.
>
>>>>>>In my opinion the best is Holy grail but rent them all ( or even buy them all)
>>>>>>as they are all worth seeing time and time and time again
>>>>>The best is: Holy Grail, then Brian, then ANFSCD, and then MoL.
>>>>Hehe. We haven't had the good ole Grail Vs. Brian argument in about
>>>>6 months. I really miss it. Anyone on for it? 
>>>i'm on for anything you care to dish out, oh light of
>>>my life.
>>Probly come back for seconds too...
>well, maybe, that depends on what you dish out.
>of course, seeing that it's simon, i would come back
>for seconds and thirds and fourths and...
You might not have a choice. You should see the list of
body parts he requested...
>
>>>>I MUCH prefer Brian. You just can't beat such class.
>>>but my dear, i didn't think you swung both ways?!
>>>i mean, you've told me of all the women currently in your life,
>>>but who's this brian fellow?
>>Is he the Sweedish blonde?
>no, i think he was some sort
>of messianic figure.  i could be wrong...
I knew a messazoic figure once.  I could be slick...
>
>>>>>Eccles aka Just my $20.34
>>>>Soisnm aka I'm broke, so...
>>>leather aka ah, i'll fix you quite nicely.
>>doug aka believe you me...
>leather aka doug knows! listen to doug!
Doug aka when doug speaks, people listen.
>
>  ______________________________________________   ________________________
> {  how can you lose when you live in the past? }  }        heather        {   
>  } nothing can happen that happens too fast   {  { hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu }  
> {  life is a furnace and love is the blast     }  }        heather        {
>  } in lulu land.....            -cvb          {  {   @dreamland.rice.edu   }
>  ----------------------------------------------   -------------------------
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: happy happy happy!
Date: 27 Jan 93 05:44:15 GMT
Organization: ~/lib/organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamuts.tamu.edu


well, even though this probably won't get to him
quite on time, i just wanted to say:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIMON!

<sung to that favourite of tunes>

happy birthday to yoooo
happy birthday to yoooooo
happy birrrrthday dear sim...nios..moni..sion..erm, you over therrrrre...
happy birthday to yooooooooo!

<kiss>

he is twenty years of age
il a  vingt ans

on the 27th of january...
le vingt-sept janvier...

love
yr leather
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dementia@cwis.unomaha.edu (Diane Atkinson)
Subject: Re: survey
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 04:30:05 GMT

tuffyd@bray1a.its.rpi.edu (Devin 'Nice Guy' Tuffy) writes:


>|> 
>|> >Hehe. We haven't had the good ole Grail Vs. Brian argument in about
>|> >6 months. I really miss it. Anyone on for it? 
>NO, not particularly, but that reminds me of a conversation I once had at a party...
>Me:  ...Life of Brian is the best of the Python movies...
>Person Who Thinks She's Cool Because She's Seen "Holy Grail" A Whole Bunch of Times:  No Way, Holy Grail is!
>Me:  Have you ever seen "Life of Brian"
>PWTSCBSS"HG"AWBOT: um, no...
>Me:  Have you seen any Python movies besides "Holy Grail"?
>PWTSCBSS"HG"AWBOT: well no...but I've heard about others and they don't seem that funny...
>Me: whatever.

Actually, I've seen LoB (once).
I got bored and left to get a Slurpee at a friendly neighborhood 7-11.
Grail, now there's a flick!  I seen it bunches!  Lots!  Buttloads of times!
I especially love the credits and subtitling at the beginning and of course
the "...they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels--there was much
rejoicing (*yay*)" bit.  

Diane aka A moose bit my sister once--strange, since I haven't got a sister.
--
*"I wanna see you dance again           LA!*                    Diane Atkinson*
* because I'm still in love with you    /  *         dementia@cwis.unomaha.edu*
* on this Harvest Moon."          ___^o^___*      "Jafar, Jafar, he's our man.*
*                --Neil Young              *       If he can't do it, GREAT!!"* 
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