HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: fletcher@rtf.bt.co.uk (Catherine Fletcher)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Oxymorons wanted...
Date: 15 Apr 92 14:42:36 GMT
Organization: BT Customer Systems, Brighton, UK

alfie@oakhill.sps.mot.com (Alfie Phillips) writes:
> Here is a few that will make a few people mad
> 
> GAY RIGHTS
> WOMEN RIGHTS

ALFIE PHILLIPS RIGHTS
-- 
 Catherine
 _____________________________________________________________________________

    "Anyone who calls a spade a spade should be compelled to use one"
    Oscar Wilde
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From: boucher@hpcc01.corp.hp.com (Richard A Boucher Jr)
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 23:00:03 GMT
Subject: Save your energy, you might need it...
Organization: the HP Corporate notes server
Newsgroups: rec.humor

An 80 year old guy who has been paying for sex all his life decides its time
to turn the tables and make a little money hustling.  He puts a sign on his     front lawn that says "Sex for Sale" and goes inside to wait. 

After a while a knock comes on the door and he answers it to find an 80 year oldwoman.  She asks him about his prices and he explains:

  Old man: "Well, its $5 on the floor, $10 on the couch, and $20 on the bed."

The old woman hands him a $20 bill, and he grabs her by the hand and starts 
to lead her into the bedroom.  She stops him and says:

  Old lady: "Hey, where we going?"
  Old man:  "Into the bedroom, you gave me $20"
  Old lady: "No, no. 4 times on the floor!"
From: vanor@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: looking for adminustriam
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:24:28 GMT
Article-I.D.: vax1.1992Apr14.092429.1717
Organization: Mankato State University

Hello, I was woundering if who ever posted that Adminustriam Item could send it 
to Tanks, - VANOR
"I have the mind of God, it works in MYSTERIOUS ways
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: "The Princess Bride" script
Date: 15 Apr 92 13:08:12 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

igokhale@bonnie.ics.uci.edu (Ishaan M. Gokhale) writes:
>I got this from a jokes ftp-site. The person who typed it is listed at
>the end of the article.
>typed by eroberts@slate.colorado.mines.edu (Marble) November 1991

to think, I posted this to the Internet for the first time back in
November after my good friend typed it in for me. well, looks like I'll
be seeing this around a lot. =8) 

Jester aka annoying as hell to Marble, my mother
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From: jbuckner@lonestar.utsa.edu (James A. Buckner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Sam Kinison
Date: 12 Apr 92 15:27:30 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

Well, Sam is dead.  So who else do we have to turn to?

I remember from his tape Louder than Hell:

He's talking about Jesus on the cross, and some Christians are around
saying, "It's a shame he has to die"  And Jesus is saying "Well maybe I
wouldn't have to if someone would bring me a pair of pliers!"  The 
Christians say "But the Bible says you're supposed to die"  Jesus says
"Oh, buy the book. Buy the book"

He will sureley be missed.

Goodbye Sam
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Reach me at:  jbuckner@lonestar.utsa.edu
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From: dlb54694@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Dan Blanchard)
Subject: Re: Steven Wright Jokes...add on!!
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 19:36:26 GMT


   I went into a clothes store the other day and a salesman walked up
   to me and said, "Can I help you?" and I said "Yeah, do you got anything
   I like?"  He said "What do you mean to we have anything you like?!"  I
   said "You started this."

   My school colors are clear.  I'm not naked, I'm in the band!



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From: S.M.Weatherley@massey.ac.nz (S.M. Weatherley)
Subject: re:number
Summary: The latest prime number
Keywords: prime numbers
Organization: Massey University, Palmerston North, New Zealand
X-Reader: NETNEWS/PC Version 2c
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 92 20:18:04 GMT

So some one figgured out 2 to the power of 9999 (9?)

Does anyone know what 2 to the power of 756839 minus one is?

I have a cutting from the paper saying that this is the newest
prime number discovered by British scientists in London, March 25.
A new perfect number was also discovered - this number x 2 to the
756839.

The number crunching was done at the Atomic Energy Authority Technology's
Harwell Laboratories at Oxfordshire (west of London).

E-mail from anyone there or who can e-mail me the number would be appreciated.
(Sincere replies only, don't make something up)

Thanks

Sally

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From: vsnyder@math.jpl.nasa.gov (Van Snyder)
Subject: Re: 1-800 Number in USA for Polish Jokes
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 23:14:00 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.054104.1355@isr.recruit.co.jp> shaun@isr.recruit.co.jp writes:
>Did you hear about the 1-800 number for Polish jokes?  Just dial:
>
>	1-800-POL-ACKQ
>
>If you like it, please tell your friends!
>
>Shaun

I thought it was 1-800-ESQUIRE
-- 
Van Snyder = vsnyder@math.jpl.nasa.gov
From: rushing_tw@lrc.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Army song
Date: 6 Apr 92 23:36:09 GMT
Organization: Lenoir-Rhyne College, Hickory, NC

In article <12311@umd5.umd.edu>, walrus@bessel.umd.edu (Grig Larson) writes: 

> When I was young, I heard this army song:
>  
> "Oh, the rolls in the army,
>....stuff deleted...

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I cannot say that this is an ARMY song, but I heard this cadence while in the 
USMC once:

My girlfirend's a vegetable
she lives in the hospital
and I'd buy her anything
to keep her alive

My girlfriend has no legs
she hops along on wooden pegs
and I'd buy her anything
to keep her alive

My girlfriend has a new TV
it is called an EKG
and I'd buy her anything
to keep her alive

My girlfriend has a rubber hose
it's shoved way up in her nose
and I'd buy her anything
to keep her alive

One day I played a joke
I pulled her plug and watched her choke
and I'd buy her anything
to keep her alive

Kinda morbid, but I thought it was a bit funny hearing it while in formation.

===============================================================================
Travis Rushing..."Trigger"  |  
LR College		    |  One man's wife... 
Hickory, NC, 28603          |       Is another man's folly!
                            |  
e-mail: RUSHING_TW@LRC.EDU  |  Screw 'em if they can't take a joke!
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From: ar_mill@pavo.concordia.ca (MILLEN, ANDREW R.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Riddle
Date: 6 Apr 92 18:48:00 GMT
Organization: Concordia University
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

>> Here's an old one. 
>>  What can go up a chimney when it is down, but cann't go down
>>  a chimney when it is up. 
><sigh> an umbrella. (Steven Cavanagh)     

I thought it was just "smoke".
From: greg@ngo.austin.ibm.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: 7 year olds again
Date: 15 Apr 92 19:56:44 GMT
Reply-To: ...@cs.utexas.edu:ibmchs!auschs!aspencer.austin.ibm.com!aspencer
Organization: IBM Advanced Workstation Division

What's the worst thing about having sex w/ a 7 year old?



























Having to clean the blood off the clown suit.
--Gregg--

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: orson@bluemoon.rn.com (Craig Smith)
Subject: Re: steve wright jokes...
Organization: Blue Moon BBS ((614) 868-998[024])
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 21:57:17 EDT

acharya@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU writes:

> is it just me or is steve wright one of the funniest comics around? i am tryi
> to collect/compile a list of his jokes. here are two to get things going:
> 
> "i have a circular driveway...i can't get out..."
> "i went to a general store...couldn't get anything specific."
> 
> does anyone have a list of his jokes? please e-mail to me if possible, since 
> don't read this newsgroup often.
> 
> thanks,
> 
> mukund acharya
> acharya@rosevc.rose-hulman.edu

I went to a restaurant that had a sign that said "Breakfast Any Time."

I ordered pancakes in the Rennaisance.

 This is from
     orson@bluemoon.rn.com
who doesn't have their own obnoxious signature yet
From: cab@col.hp.com (Chris Best)
Subject: Re: Where have all the Apple jokes gone?
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 21:57:29 GMT
Organization: your service

And how can you trust a computer that has to GIVE YOU PERMISSION
to turn it off???
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bubblz@ecst.csuchico.edu (Boy Wonder)
Subject: Re: Star Trek TNJ
Organization: California State University, Chico
Date: Thu, 09 Apr 1992 03:24:57 GMT

In article <NPskiB1w164w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu> vlasis.bbs@cybernet.cse.fau.edu writes:
>andra@cs.widener.edu (Robert Andracsek) writes:
>
   *****Lots of stuff deleted (for your protection) *****

>> >would never have done that.  I think Riker has been in space too long.
>Riker cannot get a space VD as long as his d*ck shields have ample power
>If his d*ck shields loose power he will become vanrable to space VD.
>
>I am pretty sure though that the space_fagget will drain all the power
>from his dilithioum powered shields.
>
>Anyway since the original Writer passed on, the plot is degenarating.
>
>Now we see fags, later on we'll see lesbos and transexuals pretty soon
>
>
>Star Treck TNG will become Star Treck The Geraldo Generation ...
>
Where the HELL did you learn how to spell?  I usually don't flame
people, especially for spelling, but this was just too easy to
pass up.  

I can ONLY HOPE that this is just a joke, pertaining to the original
stupidity so blatant in the title.

-Jason

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: koelln@cs.tu-berlin.de (Florian Koelln)
Subject: Re: Snow white
Organization: Technical University of Berlin, Germany
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 15:15:08 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.123605.27887@odin.diku.dk> karl@diku.dk (Karl-Christian Hansen) writes:
>netnews@ccc.amdahl.com (UTS Tech Support) writes:
>
>
>>     Did you here about Snow White being arrested the other day?  They caught
>>her sitting on top of Pinochio's face screaming:  "LIE, YOU BASTARD! LIE!".
>
>No, but I heard the name of her favorite drink : Seven Up.
>                                                 ^^^^^^^^
....I didn't know that Snow White belonged to the crew of Challanger....


Florian
From: jw@cns.umist.ac.uk (Jon Wells)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A found riddle!
Date: 14 Apr 92 17:29:59 GMT
Organization: UMIST, Manchester, England.

barryg@hplsla.hp.com (Barry Gunn) writes:

>>/ hplsla:rec.humor / rdc8@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Robert D Castro) /  5:52 am  Apr  2, 1992 /
>>
>>I found this riddle while cleaning out my filing cabinet.  Don't
>>remember where I got it from but I thought I would post it.
>>
>>
>>What's the first number in the English language that uses the letter
>>"A"?
>>
>>----------

>One thousanth (1/1000)

What about One hundred-thousandth (1/100000)

Jon
jon@uk.ac.umist.ccl
From: 02dmscott@bsu-ucs.uucp
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Computer translations
Date: 17 Apr 92 02:19:30 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.183558.3868@island.COM>, fester@island.COM (Mike Fester) writes:
 
> Actually, "pocari" comes from the sound the Japanese use when someone is
> knocked out by a hit on the head ("pocari" is NOT a verb). Thus, you could 
> translate "Pocari Sweat" to mean "Bashed in the head with sweat" or any other
> combination of sweat and KO.
> 
> Mike                                                                         

	My Japanese teacher told me that "pocari" comes from "pokari", a noun
used to describe the action of just starting to do something. (bakari-pokari)
Therefore "Pocari Sweat" basically means "for when you're just starting to
sweat", kinda like Gatorade, I guess.  I've never had the stuff.

--Derek Scott
From: jtravers@pomona.claremont.edu
Subject: Re: God/Jesus jokes - offensive to zealous Christians
Organization: Pomona College
Date: 9 Apr 92 01:03:24 PDT

In article <1992Apr3.180556.6956@cs.tu-berlin.de>, koelln@cs.tu-berlin.de (Florian Koelln) writes:
> All right, I have one, too:

Jesus came upon the angry mob about ready to stone the prostitute...
	"Stop," he said.  "Let the one among you who is without sin cast the
first stone."

As he smugly began to walk away, he heard a cry behind him and turned to see
the prostitute laying on the ground with a cut on her forehead and blood
running freely.  Bewildered, Jesus looked about the crowd.  Upon sighting
someone in the crowd, he called out loudly, "Mother, I told you to stay home!"


peace y'all
jtf
From: toney@kenyon.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Life in the sticks:(Knox County, USA)
Date: 12 Apr 92 12:38:11 GMT
Organization: Kenyon College

I was trying to be good today, while listening to the
local "hick" radio station boasting the pro's for
a "Beaver" automotive car repair service...ok? With
such remarks as please call "Beaver" on Palm Sunday,
I tried to keep my thoughts pure....ok? But when the
local jokel said "they had the kind of auto repair
service that keeps you coming back.....".
I had to share it with you!!

Cheers!

somebunny loves ya!!
Ofcourse you heard about the guy who gave up Sex, Ice cream and
Porno movies for LENT........WORSE DAMN 5 MINUTES OF MY LIFE!!!!

DOM  from Kenyon
From: t9214305@phillip.edu.au (Robert Pascale)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Abbreviations/ Acronyms for Cars...?!?!?!?
Date: 16 Apr 92 03:34:08 GMT
Organization: Phillip Institute of Tech, Melbourne

>> > > In article <1992Mar20.175939.15755@en.ecn.purdue.edu>,  
> kho@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Ping Phing Kho)  
>> writes:
>> > > |> I heard this from a friend of mine who doesn't like his Ford:
>> > > |> 
>> > > |> 	FORD = Fixed Or Repaired Daily
>> > > |> 
>> > > |> Anybody.... has anymore cute stuff like that?
>> > > |> Please e-mail them to me (or better... POST IT!!!!)
> [other stuff removed]
> 
> DODGE = Dead Or Dying Gas Eater

FORD  = Found On Rubbish Dumps

(GM Holden for eva! Proud owner of a 5.0 litre V8 gas-gussler)

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From: xbu82@isuvax.iastate.edu
Subject: Re: New era of postings
Reply-To: xbu82@isuvax.iastate.edu
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 19:38:10 GMT

In article <1992Apr2.050437.13005@iconix.oz.au>, smac@titanic.iconix.oz.au (Stuart McCormack,Iconix,x205) writes:
>From article <01APR92.001@whitehouse.gov>, by george@whitehouse.gov (George Bush):
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> People, today the government and I have regulated a new law.
>> 
>> Usenet-posting has until today been slow, ineffective and expensive; but
>> from now on that'll be changed.  The new rules, that are valid throughout
>> the world, are that there'll be fines for the following two things:
>> 
>> 1.  A non-funny posting to a humor-group
>> 2.  A follow-up that includes more than 50% of the previous posting
>> 
>> 
>> For #1 the fine is USD 100:- and for #2 the fine is proportinal to how
>> much of the previous posting that was included; in most cases it'll be
>> linear from USD 10:- for including 51%, up to USD 100:- for including 100%
>> of the posting being referred to.
>> 
>> The fines will be payed in local currencies to the local SysOp, who's going to
>> use the money for installing battery back-ups on every system that'll make
>> sure every system that's connected to UseNet works even during power failures.
>> 
>> The main reason of these laws, beside the back-ups, are that you, people,
>> post so much junk to the net.
>> Hey, I'm trying to run this country, do you think I have time to read
>> all your non-funny crap ?
>> 
>
>		Read my lips: No News Hoaxes!

Unfortunately, the law maker should be fined USD 100:-

Reason : against #1
From: f85-tno@nada.kth.se (Tommy Nordgren)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lawyer Joke Needed
Date: 15 Apr 92 13:11:04 GMT
Organization: Royal Institute of Technology, Stockholm, Sweden

Q: What do you get when an ambulance with blaring sirens drive past a hotel where
a lawyers convention is being held?
A: A stampede.
From: sly9y@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Re:the best Elephant joke going!
Date: 13 Apr 92 11:33:24 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

In article <1992Apr10.162733.30@kenyon.edu>, toney@kenyon.edu writes:
> What did the Elephant say when he first saw Adam for the
> very first time???
> 
> Cute! But can you eat peanuts with it????
I heard:  cute, but how do you breathe through that thing???????
> 
> Dom
From: pdlemass@unix2.tcd.ie (Something original)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: She said she wanted mail!! : )
Date: 6 Apr 92 15:13:17 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

In <1992Apr5.143413.22759@oz.plymouth.edu> a_rockwe@oz.plymouth.edu (Hiya *smile* ) writes:

>Hiya!!
>My friend Roo, real name Jenn Cobb, told me the other day that she
>never gets any mail!!  Well, I figured that all you nice people out
>there might like to change that by sending her some mail!!  :)
>Nothing too long, she doesn't need to blow her account.. Just a
>little letter would be nice.. :)

>Thanks for any mail you can send her!!!

>-Angela
That's all very well Angela but we will need an address written DOWN for
us . 
-Peter.
From: reynard@susie.cs.scarolina.edu (John Reynard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sick and digusting sheep jokes wanted
Date: 7 Apr 92 21:15:28 GMT
Organization: USC  Department of Computer Science


belgarath@vax1.mankato.msus.edu writes:

>Does anyone have any sheep jokes out there?  ANy would be greatly appreciated.
>Send them to belgarath@vax1.mankato.msus.edu.
>					thanks!
O.K. here's a really sick one.

Why do you have sex with sheep near cliffs?

So they push back harder.

Truely sick eh?






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From: snail@lsl.co.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A lost riddle!
Date: 9 Apr 92 12:10:46 GMT
Organization: Laser-Scan Ltd., Cambridge

In article <1992Apr07.135519.14358@bmerh2.bnr.ca>, wedge@bnr.ca (Rick Wedge) writes:
> In article <11176@ksr.com>, tdh@ksr.com (Dave Hudson) writes:
> |> > What's the first number in the English language that uses the letter
> |> > "A"?
> |> 
> I beg to differ but who says that zero is the first number?  How about 
> -1000 (negative one thousAnd)?  That's much smaller than zero.  How about
> -100,000?  Why do you assume that some arbitrary starting point in the 
> middle of the number system is first?  
> 
Negative One Thousand? uh, uh, you mean minus one thousand. No one who speaks
english would say negative one thousand. Then again you may be american.

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From: keithg@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com (Keith Glasson)
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 04:19:21 GMT
Subject: another offensive joke
Organization: Hewlett Packard - Boise, ID
Newsgroups: rec.humor


	This joke is likely to be offensive to someone, but who cares?




	Q: Why do doctors slap the butts of newborn babies?



        A: To knock the dicks off the stupid ones.
From: DAVIS@licra.dn.mu.oz.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Mary had a little... compilation
Date: 6 Apr 92 07:18:43 GMT
Organization: Ludwig Institute for Cancer Research

In article <2530022@hpldsla.sid.hp.com>, ssouth@hpldsla.sid.hp.com 
(Steve South) writes:
> / hpldsla:rec.humor / DAVIS@licra.dn.mu.oz.au / 10:29 pm  Mar 31, 1992 /
> In article <1992Mar31.133649.568@mof.govt.nz>, mulvenad@mof.govt.nz writes:
> 
>>> [An extraordinary number of sheep jokes (some quite clever) deleted]
> 
>>Obviously it's true that New Zealanders have a very wide experience of 
>>sheep, as we have long believed.
> 
> 
>>Ian Davis                                 DAVIS@licr.dn.mu.oz.au
>>----------                                                 ^^^^^
                                                            = Australia
                                           for those unfortunate enough to
                                           live elsewhere

> 
> Well, I guess you guys are the best ones to judge......
> 
> Steve South.
> ------------

We certainly are, there are more New Zealanders here than in New Zealand I 
think.  Now if only we could get them to do some work.......               ;-)

Ian Davis                                    DAVIS@licr.dn.mu.oz.au
From: vanor@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Lawyer Joke needed
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:02:42 GMT
Article-I.D.: vax1.1992Apr9.160244.1693
Organization: Mankato State University

Hi, I would like to know if any one out there has a complied list of 
lawyer jokes if no one has one send me E-MAIL your favorite lawyer jokes
and I post ALL of them (what a fool I am but if I suffer so will you)
thanks vanor
Mankato a CIA base on a small planet someware out by beteguese.
From: yaron@anchor.as.utexas.edu (Mr. Sheffer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Things that make you go hmmm
Date: 15 Apr 92 18:10:16 GMT
Organization: McDonald Observatory, University of Texas @ Austin

In article <1992Apr11.230823.18302@news.cs.brandeis.edu> st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

As for me, am always having this problem of not knowing when my
aftershave in an opaque bottle is running out, and same goes
for those upright, unsqueezable toothpaste 'tubes'. BIG problems,
I say.

Ronny
Newsgroups: rec.humor