HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: djd@csg.cs.reading.ac.uk (David J Dawkins)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade,alt.test,misc.test
Subject: Re: Axl greases his own driveshaft
Date: 15 Dec 92 15:53:01 GMT
Organization: University of Reading

okes@essex.ac.uk (Simon Oke) writes:

>In article <phlegm.724016542@cs1.bradley.edu> phlegm@cs1.bradley.edu (Kevin Bourrillion) writes:
>| In <1992Dec10.070129.3705@timesink.chi.il.us> harry@timesink.chi.il.us (Harold Platypus) writes:
>|
>| >A blowhard named Axl? He fondles his penis,
>| >he coats it with goose grease, the act is quite heinous.
>|
>| Etc. etc. etc....
>|
>| >:-)
>|
>| I don't know whether to be angry or fall over laughing! =)
>|
>I'm angry. Last time all the cascaders came into this group, I started
>mailing their posts back to them, with a rather rude comment and an
>explanation of cross-posting netiquette. And if this carries on, I'll
>do it again.

>--
>Simon Oke, 3rd year Computer Science
>undergraduate at the University of Essex, UK.

oooh! Haven't you got an assignment to do instead of creating hassle for
your site system admin?

-dave "grow up"
-- 
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djd@csug.cs.rdg.ac.uk
davidd@integ.uucp
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From: jasonk@microsoft.com (Jason Katsanis)
Subject: Re: DISCLAIMER
Date: 12 Dec 92 01:51:52 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corporation

In article <1992Nov29.201957.5011@athena.cs.uga.edu> gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu (Michael Gundlach) writes:
>In article <1992Nov28.172839.20396@ida.liu.se> e91petmo@odalix.ida.liu.se (Peter //odin) writes:
>%_fsmgs@camelot.acf-lab.alaska.edu (Michael Schmahl [Black-Robe Mage]) writes:
>%_
>%_>Bob Campbell writes
>%_>> DISCLAIMER: "My views are not necessarily those of my employer."
>%_DISCLAIMER: "Thine sewer is not necessary, Lee, for that voyeur."
>DISCLAIMER: "Lee, you smell, are you a lawyer?" 
DISCLAIMER: "Gee, you're swell -- wanna go annoy her?"
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: rsr4936@cc.utah.edu (Reay, Robert S.)
Subject: Re: A gift for Kerry
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center
Date: 15 Dec 1992 19:26 MST  

In article <BzB31s.3n0@math.uwaterloo.ca>, mskucher@math.uwaterloo.ca (Murray S. Kucherawy [MFCF]) writes...
{"Marybeth A. Griffin" <mg4h+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
{>>U19807@uicvm.uic.edu writes:
{>>>mskucher@math.uwaterloo.ca (Murray S. Kucherawy [MFCF]) says:
{>>>>Joshua Eli Schachter <jsct+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
{>>>>>Elliott Schiff <es2r+@andrew.cmu.edu>
{>>>>>Greetings and Salutations!
{>>>>Greasings and Salivations!
{>>>Gaggings and Seductions!
{>>Hangings and Transductions!
{>Grokkings and Consultations!
{Spankings and Detentions!
Flonkings and Perturbations!
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Thursday, 10 Dec 1992 15:53:38 CST
From: <U19807@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: A gift for Kerry
 <Ef9BQSG00Vok08gEgj@andrew.cmu.edu> <Byzy0o.3Lz@math.uwaterloo.ca>

In article <Byzy0o.3Lz@math.uwaterloo.ca>, mskucher@math.uwaterloo.ca (Murray S.
Kucherawy [MFCF]) says:
>
>Joshua Eli Schachter <jsct+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>>Excerpts from netnews.alt.cascade: 5-Dec-92 A gift for Kerry Elliott
>>Schiff@andrew.cm (42)
>>
>>>Greetings and Salutations!
>>Greasings and Salivations!
>Gaggings and Seductions!
Hangings and Transductions!
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: This is the end
Date: 12 Dec 92 07:03:54 GMT
 <1992Dec10.233419.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> <Bz4MnD.Jxs@math.uwaterloo.ca>
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

mskucher@math.uwaterloo.ca (Murray S. Kucherawy [MFCF]) writes:
>f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>>kwolf@sage.cc.purdue.edu (The Wolf) writes:
>>>>mskucher@math.uwaterloo.ca (Murray S. Kucherawy [MFCF]) writes:
>>>>>latarra@camelot.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren) writes:
>>>>>>f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>>>>>>>latarra@camelot.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren) writes:
>>>>>>>>f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>My only friend, the end.
>>>>>>>>I only mend the bend.
>>>>>>>A postcard I will send.
>>>>>>A quarter I will lend.
>>>>>To post again, I tend.
>>>>This post again, I amend.
>>>Only for you I fend.
>>Only a bitter trend.
>Going off the deep end.
This is the ... EEEEEENNNNNNDDDD!
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin  "People that are really very weird can get into
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu   sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact
Keep circulating the tapes.      on history." -- Dan Quayle, on Malcolm X

"Father yes son, I want to kill you.  Mother, I want to----WUAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
	-- Jim Morrison, waxing poetic on family values
"The President scores much better than Bill Clinton."
	-- Dan, comparing Bush's record of marital infidelity to Clinton's
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: mskucher@math.uwaterloo.ca (Murray S. Kucherawy [MFCF])
Subject: Re: tennis (was re: 688, whatever that was supposed to mean)
Organization: Math Faculty Computing Facility, University of Waterloo, Canada
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 15:24:04 GMT

dnicol@cstp.umkc.edu writes:
>claudia@somwhere.over.the.rainbow writes:
><mastr@husc8.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni) writes:
><>Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
><>>mastr@husc8.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni) writes:
><>>>Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
><>>>>mastr@husc10.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni) writes:
><>>>>>Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
><>>>>>>mastr@husc10.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni) writes:
><>>>>>>>Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
><>>>>>>>>> [ ... ]
><>>>>>>>>Statement! One-love.
><>>>>>>>>
><>>>>>>>>(Sorry, but it was starting to read like the questions game in
><>>>>>>>>_Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead_. Couldn't resist.)
><>>>>>>>
><>>>>>>>Statement! One-all.
><>>>>>>>(Did you expect *us* to resist?)
><>>>>>>Should I have?
><>>>>>Would it have mattered if you had?
><>>>>Doesn't it matter that I didn't?
><>>>Care to carry this to alt.cascade?
><>>Does this answer your question?
><>Which one?
><Can't you tell?
>Was it the question about resisting?
Don't you remember?
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: mskucher@math.uwaterloo.ca (Murray S. Kucherawy [MFCF])
Subject: Re: 688
Organization: Math Faculty Computing Facility, University of Waterloo, Canada
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 14:56:57 GMT

e91petmo@odalix.ida.liu.se (Peter /\/\odin) writes:
>mskucher@math.uwaterloo.ca (Murray S. Kucherawy [MFCF]) writes:
>>Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
>>>mastr@husc8.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni) writes:
>>>>Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
>>>>>mastr@husc8.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni) writes:
>>>>>>Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
>>>>>>>mastr@husc10.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni) writes:
>>>>>>>>Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
>>>>>>>>>mastr@husc10.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>Statement! One-love.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>(Sorry, but it was starting to read like the questions game in
>>>>>>>>>>>_Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead_. Couldn't resist.)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Statement! One-all.
>>>>>>>>>>(Did you expect *us* to resist?)
>>>>>>>>>Should I have?
>>>>>>>>Would it have mattered if you had?
>>>>>>>Doesn't it matter that I didn't?
>>>>>>Care to carry this to alt.cascade?
>>>>>Does this answer your question?
>>>>Which one?
>>>Can't you tell?
>>Isn't it obvious?
>Need I say more?
Is that it, then?
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: tennis (was re: 688, whatever that was supposed to mean)
From: dnicol@cstp.umkc.edu
Date: 15 Dec 92 16:30:10 -0600
Organization: UM - Kansas City, Computer Science
NNTP-Posting-Host: vax2.cstp.umkc.edu

In article <shoobiedoobiedoobop@oodely.oodely.bip> claudia@somwhere.over.the.rainbow writes:
<In article <1992Dec7.002750.18219@husc3.harvard.edu> mastr@husc8.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni) writes:
<>In article <1992Dec6.060636.2437@samba.oit.unc.edu> Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
<>>In article <1992Dec5.173855.18182@husc3.harvard.edu> mastr@husc8.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni) writes:
<>>>In article <1992Dec5.040557.7000@samba.oit.unc.edu> Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
<>>>>In article <1992Dec4.221947.18152@husc3.harvard.edu> mastr@husc10.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni) writes:
<>>>>>In article <1992Dec3.001617.29424@samba.oit.unc.edu> Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
<>>>>>>In article <1992Dec2.034722.18002@husc3.harvard.edu> mastr@husc10.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni) writes:
<>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec2.030237.7591@samba.oit.unc.edu> Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
<>>>>>>>>> [ ... ]
<>>>>>>>>Statement! One-love.
<>>>>>>>>
<>>>>>>>>(Sorry, but it was starting to read like the questions game in
<>>>>>>>>_Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead_. Couldn't resist.)
<>>>>>>>
<>>>>>>>Statement! One-all.
<>>>>>>>(Did you expect *us* to resist?)
<>>>>>>Should I have?
<>>>>>Would it have mattered if you had?
<>>>>Doesn't it matter that I didn't?
<>>>Care to carry this to alt.cascade?
<>>Does this answer your question?
<>Which one?
<Can't you tell?
Was it the question about resisting?

                      
"recieve, set, spike!"
"recieve, set, spike!"
"recieve, set, spike!"
"recieve, set, spike!"
"recieve, set, spike!"
"recieve, set, spike!"
"recieve, set, spike!"
"recieve, set, spike!"
"recieve, set, spike!"
....Damn!

Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: latarra@camelot.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren)
Subject: Re: This is the end
Organization: Bradley University
Date: 12 Dec 92 23:06:17 GMT

MAC writes:
>Lisa Ehren writes:
>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>Lisa Ehren writes:
>>>>Murray S. Kucherawy writes:
>>>>>Lisa Ehren writes:
>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>Lisa Ehren writes:
>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>My only friend, the end.
>>>>>>>>I only mend the bend.
>>>>>>>A postcard I will send.
>>>>>>A quarter I will lend.
>>>>>To post again, I tend.
>>>>This post again, I amend.
>>>Impossible to defend!
>>To your power, I bend.
>My penis is your friend.
A penis for all men!
--
He got up from the couch and stared out the window at a far-off place
inside himself that she couldn't see.

Fuzzies for anyone who wants them - New shipments every Thursday.
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: This is the end
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 15:54:49 GMT

In article <latarra.724353717@camelot> latarra@camelot.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren) writes:
>From: latarra@camelot.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren)
>Subject: Re: This is the end
>Date: 14 Dec 92 17:21:57 GMT
>Murray S. Kucherawy writes:
>>Lisa Ehren writes:
>>>GUNNAR HORRIGMO writes:
>>>>Lisa Ehren writes:
>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>Lisa Ehren writes:
>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>Lisa Ehren writes:
>>>>>>>>>Murray S. Kucherawy writes:
>>>>>>>>>>Lisa Ehren writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Lisa Ehren writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>My only friend, the end.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I only mend the bend.
>>>>>>>>>>>>A postcard I will send.
>>>>>>>>>>>A quarter I will lend.
>>>>>>>>>>To post again, I tend.
>>>>>>>>>This post again, I amend.
>>>>>>>>Impossible to defend!
>>>>>>>To your power, I bend.
>>>>>>My penis is your friend.
>>>>>A penis for all men!
>>>>I hope this soon will end.
>>>This thread I defend!
>>To defend I intend.
>are you intentions honorable?
Are your genitals voulnerable?



          /\           | I didn't say this.      | "When there's no 
        /    \         | My supervisor would     |  more room in hell,
      /        \       | kill me if i did.       |  the dead will     
    /    (<>)    \     |_________________________|  walk the earth."
  /                \   |Gunnar Horrigmo          |
/____________________\ |gunnarh@sofus.dhhalden.no| 

Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: latarra@camelot.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren)
Subject: Re: This is the end
Organization: Bradley University
Date: 14 Dec 92 17:21:57 GMT

Murray S. Kucherawy writes:
>Lisa Ehren writes:
>>GUNNAR HORRIGMO writes:
>>>Lisa Ehren writes:
>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>Lisa Ehren writes:
>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>Lisa Ehren writes:
>>>>>>>>Murray S. Kucherawy writes:
>>>>>>>>>Lisa Ehren writes:
>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>Lisa Ehren writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>My only friend, the end.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I only mend the bend.
>>>>>>>>>>>A postcard I will send.
>>>>>>>>>>A quarter I will lend.
>>>>>>>>>To post again, I tend.
>>>>>>>>This post again, I amend.
>>>>>>>Impossible to defend!
>>>>>>To your power, I bend.
>>>>>My penis is your friend.
>>>>A penis for all men!
>>>I hope this soon will end.
>>This thread I defend!
>To defend I intend.

are you intentions honorable?

<sorry, but I'm running out of "*end" things to say...besides, I'd like to
see someone rhyme "honorable"  :)>
--
He got up from the couch and stared out the window at a far-off place
inside himself that she couldn't see.

Fuzzies for anyone who wants them - New shipments every Thursday.
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Thursday, 10 Dec 1992 15:55:14 CST
From: <U19807@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: This is the end
Distribution: world,local
 <1992Dec8.005523.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> <latarra.723841224@camelot>
 <Byyt5y.5DB@math.uwaterloo.ca> <latarra.723928703@camelot>

In article <latarra.723928703@camelot>, latarra@camelot.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren)
says:
>
>mskucher@math.uwaterloo.ca (Murray S. Kucherawy [MFCF]) writes:
>>latarra@camelot.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren) writes:
>>>f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>>>>latarra.723745116@camelot>, latarra@camelot.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren)
>writes:
>>>>>f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>>>>>>My only friend, the end.
>>>>>I only mend the bend.
>>>>A postcard I will send.
>>>A quarter I will lend.
>>To post again, I tend.
>This post again, I amend.
To sneer and you,and rend.

      ** Chris Krolczyk,esq.  * DISCLAIMER: My opinions are in **
      ** Maniac-at-Large      * no way endorsed by the Univer- **
      ** U19807@UICVM.BITNET  * sity of Illinois at Chicago.   **
      ** u19807@uicvm.uic.edu * So there. Nyaah.               **
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: mskucher@math.uwaterloo.ca (Murray S. Kucherawy [MFCF])
Subject: Re: Turnips! Turnips and antifreeze!
Organization: Math Faculty Computing Facility, University of Waterloo, Canada
Distribution: world,local
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 15:03:23 GMT

f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>jasonk@microsoft.com (Jason Katsanis) writes:
>>From Greg's .sig he swipes:
>>>-- Jim Morrison, waxing poetic
>>-- Florence Henderson, waxing ascetic
>Lary Sorenson, pitching pathetic
Vogon Jeltz, rhyming prostetnic
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: mskucher@math.uwaterloo.ca (Murray S. Kucherawy [MFCF])
Subject: Re: This is the end
Organization: Math Faculty Computing Facility, University of Waterloo, Canada
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 03:21:13 GMT

f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>kwolf@sage.cc.purdue.edu (The Wolf) writes:
>>>mskucher@math.uwaterloo.ca (Murray S. Kucherawy [MFCF]) writes:
>>>>latarra@camelot.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren) writes:
>>>>>f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>>>>>>latarra@camelot.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren) writes:
>>>>>>>f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>>>>>>>>My only friend, the end.
>>>>>>>I only mend the bend.
>>>>>>A postcard I will send.
>>>>>A quarter I will lend.
>>>>To post again, I tend.
>>>This post again, I amend.
>>Only for you I fend.
>Only a bitter trend.
Going off the deep end.
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: e91petmo@odalix.ida.liu.se (Peter /\/\odin)
Subject: Re: IDEA: VERBAL TENNIS CASCADE (groups of two persons)
Organization: CIS Dept, Univ of Linkoping, Sweden
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 02:41:23 GMT

gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:

>In article <1992Dec7.210230.2724@gacvx2.gac.edu> emiddlec@mora.gac.edu (Eric Middlecamp) writes:
>>Subject: IDEA: VERBAL TENNIS CASCADE (groups of two persons)
>>From: emiddlec@mora.gac.edu (Eric Middlecamp)
>>Date: 7 Dec 92 21:02:29 -0600
>>

>Hey! This is a good one. Probably the best.
Say! Isn't that a wood gun? Arguably, you jest.


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| Dept. of of Computer Science, Linkoping University, Sweden    |
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Newsgroups: alt.cascade,alt.rock-n-roll.metal.gnr
From: harry@timesink.chi.il.us (Harold Platypus)
Subject: Re: Axl greases his own driveshaft
Organization: Big Bulging Buffalo Bladders -R- Us
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 04:17:45 GMT

In article <OKES.92Dec13174048@SunLab44.essex.ac.uk> okes@essex.ac.uk (Simon Oke) writes:
>In article <phlegm.724016542@cs1.bradley.edu> phlegm@cs1.bradley.edu (Kevin Bourrillion) writes:
>| In <1992Dec10.070129.3705@timesink.chi.il.us> harry@timesink.chi.il.us (Harold Platypus) writes:
>|
>| >A blowhard named Axl? He fondles his penis,
>| >he coats it with goose grease, the act is quite heinous.
>|
>| Etc. etc. etc....
>|
>| >:-)
>|
>| I don't know whether to be angry or fall over laughing! =)
>|
>I'm angry. Last time all the cascaders came into this group, I started
>mailing their posts back to them, with a rather rude comment and an
>explanation of cross-posting netiquette. And if this carries on, I'll
>do it again.
>
Please spank me. Last time all the cascaders came in my mouth, I started
flailing my post at them, with a randy nude glossy of my mother and an
invitation to cross-post it to alt.tasteless.pictures. And if this carries
on, I'll spew again.

HAR!

Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: rohwerwd@netcom.com (Mr. Tickle Monster)
Subject: Re: Where've you all gone?
Organization: The Tickle Palace - Moonyvale, CA
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 09:30:35 GMT

In article <1gb2qpINNi0v@uwm.edu> laszlo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu writes:
>From article <12350.9212111559@thor.cf.ac.uk>, by scocjk@thor.cf.ac.uk (Christopher Kyle):
>> Hey, where've you all gone?
>Lately, you've been looking wan
Catily, they've been peaking at boinks.

-- 
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 /   // Mr. Tickle Monster   // Amiga ++---------------------------------+
|  \X/   W. David Rohwer   \X/  3000  /  Internet: rohwerwd@netcom.COM  /
+------------------------------------+---------------------------------+
From: laszlo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Tyson F Nuss)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Where've you all gone?
Date: 11 Dec 1992 21:56:41 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Reply-To: laszlo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4
Originator: laszlo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu

From article <12350.9212111559@thor.cf.ac.uk>, by scocjk@thor.cf.ac.uk (Christopher Kyle):
> Hey, where've you all gone?
Lately, you've been looking wan
Newsgroups: alt.cascade,alt.rock-n-roll.metal.gnr
From: icsu0260@cs.montana.edu (Eric)
Subject: Re: Axl greases his own driveshaft
Organization: Montana State University, Dept. of Computer Science, Bozeman MT 59717
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 22:19:08 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.041745.8839@timesink.chi.il.us> harry@timesink.chi.il.us (Harold Platypus) writes:
>In article <OKES.92Dec13174048@SunLab44.essex.ac.uk> okes@essex.ac.uk (Simon Oke) writes:
>>In article <phlegm.724016542@cs1.bradley.edu> phlegm@cs1.bradley.edu (Kevin Bourrillion) writes:
>>| In <1992Dec10.070129.3705@timesink.chi.il.us> harry@timesink.chi.il.us (Harold Platypus) writes:
>>|
>>| >A blowhard named Axl? He fondles his penis,
>>| >he coats it with goose grease, the act is quite heinous.
>>|
>>| Etc. etc. etc....
>>|
>>| >:-)
>>|
>>| I don't know whether to be angry or fall over laughing! =)
>>|
>>I'm angry. Last time all the cascaders came into this group, I started
>>mailing their posts back to them, with a rather rude comment and an
>>explanation of cross-posting netiquette. And if this carries on, I'll
>>do it again.
>>
>Please spank me. Last time all the cascaders came in my mouth, I started
>flailing my post at them, with a randy nude glossy of my mother and an
>invitation to cross-post it to alt.tasteless.pictures. And if this carries
>on, I'll spew again.
>
Un rank me.  Past rhyme all the cascaders went to the South, I parted
mailing my host to we, not a sandy lude possie of my cousin and a
revitilization of hopes to alt.tounge.in.cheek.  This carries on.
I flew again.
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Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: icsu0260@cs.montana.edu (Eric)
Subject: thirst
Organization: Montana State University, Dept. of Computer Science, Bozeman MT 59717
Distribution: alt.cascade
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 20:32:57 GMT

Boy, I could sure use some asparagus soda.
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: jasonk@microsoft.com (Jason Katsanis)
Subject: Re: Turnips! Turnips and antifreeze!
Date: 12 Dec 92 01:40:38 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

>-- Jim Morrison, waxing poetic
--Florence Henderson, waxing ascetic
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: 688
From: mastr@husc8.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni)
Date: 18 Dec 92 12:09:04 EST
Organization: Harvard University Science Center

In article <1992Dec17.002043.13910@samba.oit.unc.edu> Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
>In article <1992Dec16.153133.18571@husc3.harvard.edu> mastr@husc10.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec10.020353.9342@samba.oit.unc.edu> Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
>>>In article <1992Dec7.002750.18219@husc3.harvard.edu> mastr@husc8.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Dec6.060636.2437@samba.oit.unc.edu> Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Dec5.173855.18182@husc3.harvard.edu> mastr@husc8.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni) writes:
>>>>>>In article <1992Dec5.040557.7000@samba.oit.unc.edu> Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec4.221947.18152@husc3.harvard.edu> mastr@husc10.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni) writes:
>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec3.001617.29424@samba.oit.unc.edu> Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec2.034722.18002@husc3.harvard.edu> mastr@husc10.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec2.030237.7591@samba.oit.unc.edu> Scott.Maxwell@launchpad.unc.edu (Scott Maxwell) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ... ]
>>>>>>>>>>>Statement! One-love.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>(Sorry, but it was starting to read like the questions game in
>>>>>>>>>>>_Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead_. Couldn't resist.)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Statement! One-all.
>>>>>>>>>>(Did you expect *us* to resist?)
>>>>>>>>>Should I have?
>>>>>>>>Would it have mattered if you had?
>>>>>>>Doesn't it matter that I didn't?
>>>>>>Care to carry this to alt.cascade?
>>>>>Does this answer your question?
>>>>Which one?
>>>Can't you tell?
>>Did you think I was asking for no reason?
>Are there reasons?
Rhetoric! Two-one.
Did you see the guy who scored it wrong?

Claudia

"You are always safe . . . with ME!"
                      Avon, Blake's 7

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