From: John_-_Winston@cup.portal.com
Newsgroups: talk.religion.newage,alt.alien.visitors,sci.skeptic
Subject: Re: July 4, 1992 - Global Spiritual Independence Day
Date: Fri,  2 Oct 92 13:18:30 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

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Subject: Dolphin Spills The Beans.
  As most of you know scientist have been working for a long time to try to 
communicate with dolphins. Just lately a person using a computer was 
successful in figuring out most of the dolphin's chips and other sounds.  
  Here are some of the questions and answers put to a 4 year old dolphin they 
call Adonis; Dr. Jones: Good morning, Adonis, are you ready to chat? Adonis: 
Good morning doctor. Yes, I have much to say. Dr. Jones: Tell me what it's 
like to live in the sea. Adonis: It's a fantastic place to be. My friends 
and I love the freedom and the wide open spaces. In fact, I hope you plan to 
return me there soon.  The time spent here has been good, but I miss my 
family and friends. Dr. Jones: I wasn't aware. If you promise to return for 
future talk, I'll get you back soon. Now tell us how you view man. Adonis: 
We;re quite envious of you ability to live on land and in water. I'd also 
love to have a pair of arms and hands. It can be aggravating trying to 
(unintelligible)..but fingers would solve that problem. Dr. Jones:  Is there 
anything important you'd like to share with us?  Adonis: A major earthquake 
will strike halfway round the world in 1993.  Dr. Jones: you mean on the 
west coast of the United States? Adonis: Yes, I believe it's the area humans 
call Caifornia. It will be devastating.  Dr. Jones Do you have any good news 
to share? Adonis: Hmm, yes, now that you mention it . That illness you call 
cancer can be cured with medication made from special seaweed.  On a future 
visit I will bring you some.  Dr. Jones: That would be wonderful Now tell me 
something. Are their mermaids? Adonis: Of course there are. The best place 
to find them is the Mediterranean. But they thrive in most warm weather 
regions and their not as good liooking as you think they are. Dr. Jones: 
What kind of problems face dolphins? Adonis: Pollution is the biggest one.  
The ocean used to be a great place to live, but it's loaded with chemicals, 
human waste and all sorts of trash now. I've seen dolphins with awful sores 
caused by this.  Dr. Jones: What else bothers dolphins.  Adonis: Your 
heartless fishermen who don't care if we get caught up in their nets and 
die. Dr. Jones: What does a dolphin do for fun? Adonis:  We like to cruise 
the soreline looking for humans out for a swim. It's fun to watch men and 
women from below. Shame on some of you who treat the ocean like their toilet 
or who sneak a bit of sex in the surf. Dr. Jones: Are there any other sea 
dwellers as smart as dolphins? Adonis: Not really. Most fish are as dumb as 
a (unintelligible).  Why do you think we take to humans as much as we do? 
It's because you're second to us in the smarts department. Dr. Jones: Aren't 
we exaggerating a bit? Adonis: Not a bit. At least we're smart enough to 
keep our home clean. Humans have polluted both their own homeland and our 
seas. Tell me that's not a stupid thing to do. Dr. Jones: Good point. You're 
a very observant creature. It's been enlightening chatting with you.  
Adonis: Thank you doctor.  One more thing. Get rid of that tie. It makes you 
look like a (unintelligible)... Remember, the time is coming for me to go 
home again.  I'll come back though with other volunteers.
  So that's it folks. Would a dolphin lie?
John Winston
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