From: sfjr@wam.umd.edu (Steve Russell)
Subject: Re: CALLING ALL WOMEN..WHERE ARE YOU?
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 21:48:17 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.182123.26923@midway.uchicago.edu> mec6@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>biesel@javelin.sim.es.com (Heiner Biesel) writes:
>>mec6@quads.uchicago.edu (rini) writes:
>
>>>Men.  They're all the same.  Some young hot thing comes along with a
>>>bigger trampoline, and I'm history.  Heiner, did you ever even ask *me*
>>>for Jello?  
> 
>>Oh, I tried, but you just weren't listening, rini. Remember the time we took
>>the tour of the slaughterhouse, and I told you how much I'd prefer it if
>>the blood were green, and you gave me that peculiar look? Well, right then
>>I knew it was pointless to bring it up.
>
>Oh please.  You expect me to pick up the veiled reference to Jello
>hidden in that comment?  Hell, I thought you were making some sort
>of cruel joke referring back to the previous day's rendevous at
>the swamp -- remember?  How I nearly choked to death on an algae mat 
>and you couldn't stop laughing long enough to help?  SHEEZ!  How was I 
>supposed to know that you had Jello inclinations from that opaque
>and easily misconstrued comment?  I'm no mind reader you know.
>
>And why does it have to be *lime* Jello anyway?  Maybe you *do* want
>to relive that humiliating experience at the swamp.  Yes, you want 
>to see me suffer, because you're just a misogynist, Heiner.
>
>>>Noooooo.  *I* could've given you Jello.  We could've worked
>>>out something with a zoo also.  But did you even *try*?  Did you *ever*
>>>confide in me with these "unmet needs" of yours?  Noooooo.  
> 
>>This is tearing me up. Don't you think I have feelings too? How do you 
>>suppose I felt when you used up every one of those kittens I'd bought
>>for *BOTH* of us on St. Vitus day? 
>
>I *said* I was *SORRY* about that, OKAY?  I'm sorry, I'm SORRY, I'm 
>*SORRY*!!  I offered to get you more kittens, but it "Nooo, I wanted 
>*those* kittens. <sniff>"  What do you want me to do, Heiner?  And 
>why do you repeatedly bring this up, over and OVER again?
>
>>You're a good one to talk about
>>not confiding! Hah! All those moody days, your furtive visits to the
>>fish market (yes, I followed you there), that affair with Vito, and
>>on and on...
>
>First, Vito was just a friend, and you know it.  He was having some
>problems and he just needed a woman's ear.  There was no harm done.
>Besides!  What if it was an affair!?  You're the one leaving *me* for
>a newfound interest....  Let he who hath no sin cast the first stone!
>
>About the fish market... I was just *looking*.  If you followed me,
>you'd know that.  I never talked to anyone, and I didn't touch *anything*.
>It was just a place for me to go to get away and think about "us."
>(Little did I know that I was being *spied* on -- you're really overly
>jealous, you know that?)
>
>>>Out of
>>>the blue, somebody else comes along with a big ol' tramp (refurbished 
>>>springs, no doubt) and suddenly it's "I've got unmet needs."  Sheez.  
>>>You can't fool me, Heiner.  It's always the same old same old with you
>>>men.  
> 
>>Women! You can't live with them, you can't live without them! I tried,
>>God knows I tried, but you just couldn't meet me halfway.  Well, I'm
>>sorry, very sorry, but I have to be good to myself first and regain the
>>self-esteem that our mutually co-dependent relationship destroyed.  For the
>>first time in months I can look in the mirror and laugh again!
>
>That's a good one Heiner.   Ha ha ha, very funny.  You're so very funny
>when you look in the mirror, are you?  Funny funny funny. Ladies and 
>Gentlemen: Heiner thinks he is very funny!  Isn't that cute? Yes, 
>Heiner looks back at our destroyed relationship and my devastated
>life, and he laughs.  He watches me suffer, and he laughs.  Ha ha ha ha
>ha -- it's so *very* funny, isn't it?  Boy, he's got a *great* sense
>of humor.  About as funny as Hitler.
>
>rini

--And remember, Hitler wasnt a vegetarian! *chuckle*
SFJR

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