HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bterry@mta.ca
Subject: Re: Mount Allisons babys
Reply-To: bterry@mta.ca
Organization: Mount Allison U, Sackville, N.B. Canada 
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 03:42:12 GMT

In article <108103@bu.edu>, dunger@crsa.bu.edu (David Unger) writes:
>In article <1993Jan23.230153.2635@julian.uwo.ca> morton@gaul.csd.uwo.ca (Brent Morton) writes:
>>In article <108083@bu.edu> dunger@crsa.bu.edu (David Unger) writes:
>>>In article <1993Jan23.000843.13581@zooid.guild.org> andrewm@zooid.guild.org (Andrew McCallum) writes:
>>>>In article <107722@bu.edu>, dunger@crsa.bu.edu (David Unger) writes:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Lets face it Mount Allison is filled with a bunch of nobodys who get wet
>>>>>at the sight of their school name on the computer!  All that independence
>>>>>that college has given them and they still need mommy to look after them.
>>>>>Well girls, If you can't grow up a little (drinking does not constitute
>>>>>maturity idiots) then stay on the damn playground!
>>>>
>>>>    Ooooo....  A mother joke, eh?  (My mother went to Mt. A.)
>>>>
>>>>    I hate people who can't think.
>>>You hate people who can't think, oooohhhh!  You should try thinking
>>>sometime but then i guess you wouldn't be mounting allison then.
>>
>>And a big hand for the number one reason to avoid Boston University -- Mr
>>David Unger!!! B.U., an alternative to kindergarten.
>>
>>-- Brent
>>morton@artifis.gaul.csd.uwo.ca
>
>oooohhhh, I don't think I can handle you making fun of top ranked university.
>Come talk to me when you are full grown brent, no i dont adress you as mister.
>
>--DAVE
Confucius say: Children should not play with flames, as they may burn
themselves
           ....which roughly translates to "Dave, my man, Quit while you're NOT
        ahead.I don't think you're impressing anyone with your cheap shots!
        You're making more of a fool out of yourself than anyone else."

   ---Just a little advice.....



Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: an1252@anon.penet.fi (Gabriel Stevens)
Subject: Re: TO MEET A GUY SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD BESIDES SACKVILLE NEW BRUNSWICK
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: soc.penpals
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 08:55:44 GMT

In article <1993Jan18.165726.18848@aplcen.apl.jhu.edu> you write:
>From: dgg@llcn2.jhuapl.edu (Dave Gawron)
>Subject: Re: TO MEET A GUY SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD BESIDES SACKVILLE NEW BRUNSWICK
>Date: Mon, 18 Jan 93 16:57:26 GMT
>In <1993Jan16.183342.2917@jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca> scharlong@mta.ca writes:
>
>> [...]  PLEASE
>> DROP ME A LINE AND LET ME KNOW YOUR INTERESTS. I WOULD APPRECIATE IT GREATLY
>> IF YOU WEREN'T FROM THE U.S. BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE YOUR ATTITUDES ABOUT
>> CANADA, THE GREATEST >COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. (NO OFFENSE BUT WE DO KICK ASS IN
>> HOCKEY) LATER!!!!!!
>
>It's strange you should so joyfully wrap yourself in the same closed minded
>attitude that you so much seem to hate in "all" Americans.
>
>-Dave-
>
Hey! Leave her alone you!  Most of the Americans (and there's a stupid term, 
i.e. North, Central, and South) I've ever met are worthless bastards with 
attitudes... AND I LIVE HERE!!!

-Gabe

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From: aep2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (AMY ELIZABETH PASECHNICK)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: Re: Suggestion box: pickup lines
Date: 26 Jan 93 02:38:30 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University




In article <1993Jan25.164352.6037@bradford.ac.uk>, D.G.Legros@bradford.ac.uk (DG
 LEGROS) writes:
>EMIL CHUCK (eyc@acpub.duke.edu) wrote:
>: I'm working on trying to get some interesting humor just in time for
>: final exams for me and my friends on the network. I was hoping there'll
>: be some response to this post, and please respond by email to me. I
>: can't read everything posted. (That doesn't mean you can't post.)
>:
>: I'm calling for some creative (and hopefully effective) pickup lines for
>: men and for women. Please keep your remarks clean, and I won't lose your
>: suggestion for all eternity. On the other hand, you can just post your
>: more suggestive suggestions on the network. Seems to happen anyway.
>: --
>: Emil Thomas Chuck    eyc@acpub.duke.edu      Biomedical Engineering 1993
>:      Hope you have a very good "Native American Exploitation" Day.
>: I don't have to have a 4.0 GPA to succeed in life because I'm
>: good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.
>
>Try this "Excuse me but do you have a quarter?"
>"Why?"
>"I thought you might want to call home to say you'd be back tomorrow"
>
>--
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>        _____   | Dommy the Mouse (INTERNET D.G.Legros@bradford.ac.uk)
>   ____/____^>. |                 (JANET    D.G.Legros@uk.ac.bradford)
>                | Rodents rule ok!  :-)
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
This one was used on me, and I had to laugh.  The one above reminded
me of it.
What about
"Excuse me, do you have a quarter?"
"Why?"
"I told my mom I'd call her the day I met the woman of my dreams."

Pretty bad, huh?
Xref: sparky soc.penpals:5925 alt.personals:26553
From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals,alt.personals
Subject: Re: YEAR OF THE ROOSTER : HAPPY NEW YEAR !!
Keywords: Rooster New Year Celebration Chinese Lunar Calender
Date: 24 Jan 93 21:21:52 GMT
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago

In article <C1C52x.EJr@cs.mcgill.ca> hfrg@cs.mcgill.ca (Peter Choi) writes:
>The Year of the Rooster is suppose to bring a somewhat more conservative /
>predicatable year. Wheather it be true of not ... Well we'll just have to
>see.
>
>Thanks for the wishes! May this New Year bring forth prosperity to all.

Y'know, it's been the Year of the Rooster for a while now, but I'm *still*
signing my checks Year of the Monkey.
-- 
ted frank                     | thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu 
standard disclaimers          | void where prohibited
the university of chicago law school, chicago, illinois 60637
From: plough@fraser.sfu.ca (Kimberly Lorraine Plough)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: people in need of lobotomies
Date: 26 Jan 93 22:27:43 GMT
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada

If you want a penpal, write to me, Kim, in Vancouver, Canada.

E-mail: plough@sfu.ca

Look forward to your replies...

Kim
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: Jealousy is ugly.....
From: CSC9240841T@LUST.LATROBE.EDU.AU (ANEAR,Kirsten Francis)
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 03:41:38 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24


	Hi Dudes!

	Yes, it's me again.....

	This time I would like you to do me a little favour.....

	You see, my boyfriend/lover/defacto/best friend etc. has
	been getting a little pooey lately because every time
	I log on I have quite a few mail messages, but he only
	has the ones that I send him.....

	So, how about dropping him a line? Not too long.... cos 
	he'll get mega pooey then.....

	So that you know who you're writing to - his name is Gary
	but he's more commonly known as the Snowman. His hobbies
	include martial arts (is working his way to instructor 
	level at the moment and he's not far off it), body building
	but for strength not size, his car (fiat 124 sport), 
	computers and me.

	He is 25 yo and about 5'11" tall with long, naturally curly 
	(bastard) hair.
	His address is  csc9101007w@lust.latrobe.edu.au......
	Thanx dudes......  :)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: etbeteille@happy.colorado.edu
Subject: LAST WORD (on Mt. A.)
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: 20 Jan 93 23:13:35 MDT

In article <C16F91.Lsp@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>,
esquire@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Scott C. Kramer) writes:
> 
>  I haven't had any problems whatsoever with the folks from Mt.Allison college.
> 
> Scott
>

Ditto, Scott.  In fact, since taking the time to get to know
one of these so-called "Mt. A. Babys" I have about as rewarding
a r-e-lationship as one can have through wires, screens, keyboards
and flashing lights.  Perspective, kids ... *perspective*.

Eric.
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: r1210102@ccms.ntu.edu.tw (Jiuhn-Sen Shyun)
Subject: Re: YEAR OF THE ROOSTER
Organization: NTUTaiwan
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 06:58:02 GMT

Peter Choi (hfrg@cs.mcgill.ca) wrote:
: HAPPY NEW YEAR !!  Year of the Rooster!
: BONNE ANNEE !!	Annee du Coq!
: 
:                    **              **          **
:                **********       ***          **
:                   *  *       ***            ****************
:                 ********   ***********     **       **
:                    **       **    **      *   **************
:               ************  **    **          **    **
:                  * ** *     **    **          **    **
:                 ** ** **    **    **    *************************
:                **  **  **   **    **                **
:               *    **    *  **    **                **
:                   ***       *     **                **
: 
: 
:        ***       ***                 **    **       **
:         **        **                **   ********  **
:     *   **    ************         ***** **    ** *****
:     ********      **    **           **  ********   **               **  **  **
:     *   **        **    **          **** **    **  ****             **  **  **
:         **        **    **         **  * ******** **  *            **  **  **
:         **  *****************    ************************         **  **  **
:         **        ** *                  **  ** **                **  **  **
:         **       **   **               **   **   **
:         **     **       **           **     **     **           **  **  **
:         **   **          ***       ***     ***      ***
: 
: 				Best wishes to those celebrating the
: 				Lunar calender New Year.
: 				
: 
: 
: -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
: 				Peter Choi
: hfrg@cs.mcgill.ca (132.206.51.9) or pchoi@nyongwa.cam.org
: McGill University, School of Computer Science, Montreal, Quebec, Canada
: -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice to read Chinese characters here!
Happy New Year to Peter !
And Happy New Year to Netters !  Wish you all have Rooster Luck !! :)

Samuel
math@iodec1.oc.ntu.edu.tw

Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: brian@scf.nmsu.edu (My diodes hurt)
Subject: Yet another person seeking penpals
Organization: New Mexico State University
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 06:37:26 GMT

Yes friends, ANOTHER person looking to meet new people.

I'm a junior in engineering. I enjoy just about anything thats not
life-threatening. My favorite types of music are Hard Rock and Classical.
I enjoy reading when I have the time. I'm into archery, target-shooting,
off-roading, and too many other things to mention.

So please dont let and honest, hard-working American's mind go to waste
by finding a mailbox filled with only junk mail and other worthless
mail.
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: maci9154@mach1.wlu.ca (macivor dawna)
Subject: Re: hello
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 23:49:31 GMT

In article <askuXB1w165w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu> alexandr@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (alex toth) writes:
>marielo@maths.tcd.ie (marie louise mc elroy) writes:
>
>> 
>> What is the weather like today ?
>> What a stupid question !
>> I'm lost.............
>> Bye.........
>
>82 and sunny 8-))

Must be nice!  I's cloudy and about -5 degrees C here.
From: sbc3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SHAWN BRENDON CREWS)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: Re: I want a penpal!!!!
Date: 27 Jan 93 00:35:03 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <21687@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu>, ez012344@chip.ucdavis.edu writes:
>In article <727612092.2252@minster.york.ac.uk> aaron@minster.york.ac.uk writes:
>>cmwhite@mta.ca wrote:
>>: Hi.  My name is Christine.  I am 5'7, I have cascading ebony hair,
>>: deep captivating blue eyes, and I am 18 years old.  I am in my first
>>If Christine can post from Mount Allison without caps lock why can't
>>anyone else? Must be one of imponderables like why is the sku blue.
>
>But the real question is the relationship between the blue sky and
>the deep captivating blue of Christine's eyes.
>
>Of course, the sky is more than 5'7" tall ...
>
>I say anyone whose eyes can captivate can Key Cap-tivate all she wants.
>
>Oh I'm so funnnnnnny ...
>
 Not Really
From: crobertson@mta.ca
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: Re: crobertson
Date: 24 Jan 93 15:16:25 GMT
Reply-To: crobertson@mta.ca
Organization: Mount Allison U, Sackville, N.B. Canada

>>If you hate america and it's obvious you do, take your opinions somewhere
>>else for you represent mount allison quite badly, just a little
>>advice dick.........
>>--DAVE
>
>Thank you Dave.  You speak for may Americans.  "Love it or leave it."
>Kudos,
>Mark
>
>---Yeah, Dave, thanks. Thanks a lot. It baffling to see the strange things
people will believe. Anyway, Mark, read my past posts and THEN decide whether I
really hate America or not. That's about all I can say about that...for now.---
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: bud@cwis.unomaha.edu (Rose M. Janousek)
Subject: EVENT HORIZON ARE YOU THERE?
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 21:49:00 GMT


DEAR GRAHAM,

I DELETED YOUR LAST EMAIL BY ERROR.  PLEASE WRITE AGAIN.

BUD a.k.a.
ROSE

EMAIL: bud@cwis.unomaha.edu
From: dunger@crsa.bu.edu (David Unger)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: Re: crobertson
Date: 24 Jan 93 18:38:59 GMT
Article-I.D.: bu.108139
Organization: Boston University Center for Remote Sensing

In article <1993Jan24.151625.8710@jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca> crobertson@mta.ca writes:
>>>If you hate america and it's obvious you do, take your opinions somewhere
>>>else for you represent mount allison quite badly, just a little
>>>advice dick.........
>>>--DAVE
>>
>>Thank you Dave.  You speak for may Americans.  "Love it or leave it."
>>Kudos,
>>Mark
>>
>>---Yeah, Dave, thanks. Thanks a lot. It baffling to see the strange things
>people will believe. Anyway, Mark, read my past posts and THEN decide whether I
>really hate America or not. That's about all I can say about that...for now.---

Just look at my mail file and decide for yourself!  How much ass do you kiss
on a day to day basis?  I think it's time for you to take your posts elsewhere
because i haven't seen anyone who cares for you or your posts yet, you
remind me of a little lost elementary school boy so find your way on some
other news group--
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: morton@gaul.csd.uwo.ca (Brent Morton)
Subject: Re: Mount Allisons babys
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Univ. of Western Ontario, London, Canada
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 23:01:53 GMT

In article <108083@bu.edu> dunger@crsa.bu.edu (David Unger) writes:
>In article <1993Jan23.000843.13581@zooid.guild.org> andrewm@zooid.guild.org (Andrew McCallum) writes:
>>In article <107722@bu.edu>, dunger@crsa.bu.edu (David Unger) writes:
>>>
>>>
>>>Lets face it Mount Allison is filled with a bunch of nobodys who get wet
>>>at the sight of their school name on the computer!  All that independence
>>>that college has given them and they still need mommy to look after them.
>>>Well girls, If you can't grow up a little (drinking does not constitute
>>>maturity idiots) then stay on the damn playground!
>>
>>    Ooooo....  A mother joke, eh?  (My mother went to Mt. A.)
>>
>>    I hate people who can't think.
>You hate people who can't think, oooohhhh!  You should try thinking
>sometime but then i guess you wouldn't be mounting allison then.

And a big hand for the number one reason to avoid Boston University -- Mr
David Unger!!! B.U., an alternative to kindergarten.

-- Brent
morton@artifis.gaul.csd.uwo.ca

Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: pmackenzie@mta.ca
Subject: Don't send me mail
Reply-To: pmackenzie@mta.ca
Organization: Mount Allison U, Sackville, N.B. Canada 
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 18:02:34 GMT

AS we at Mount Allison love shafting each other, some genius
posted a message in my name that I would prefer be ignored.
Please refrain from sending any mail as I will only ignore it.

Thanx...  PMACKENZIE@MTA.CA
From: tullfan@leland.Stanford.EDU (Richard Thompson)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: The Solution
Date: 27 Jan 93 21:17:29 GMT
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA

Do you lack excitement and meaning in this dreary thing we call life?
Is your life getting more and more meaningless with each passing day?  Are you
bored out of your skull cuz you've been waiting for something big to happen
and nothing really has?  Is each day that you decide to get out of bed and
take responsibility a pain in the neck that you would have just as soon missed?
If your answer to any of these questions was "yes", we have something in 
common!  so write me.

rdt.
-- 
"For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain,
     and big words Bother me."
	-Winnie-the-Pooh
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: crobertson@mta.ca
Subject: Re: ????@MtA.Ca (Was RE: LOOKING FOR PENPAL)
Reply-To: crobertson@mta.ca
Organization: Mount Allison U, Sackville, N.B. Canada 
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 21:16:44 GMT

In article <1993Jan23.092017.3087@mtroyal.ab.ca>, dehaney4905@mtroyal.ab.ca writes:
>>        MY E-MAIL ADDRESS IS: ???@MTA.CA
>I don't Think I've Seen a Single gUy write from here yet!
>Hmmm. Could anyone From Mount Allison Send me an application FoRm!?
>I think I'll transfer there instead.. :-)
>
---Haven't looked very far---
	-Craig
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: bterry@mta.ca
Subject: Re: 18-year-olds at Mount Allison University
Reply-To: bterry@mta.ca
Organization: Mount Allison U, Sackville, N.B. Canada 
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 21:40:00 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.090049@masg1.epfl.ch>, marek@masg1.epfl.ch (Marek Swierkosz (Numerical Simulator)) writes:
>In article <1993Jan22.041020.13486@jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca>, bterry@mta.ca writes:
>|> In article <30625@castle.ed.ac.uk>, eagv17@castle.ed.ac.uk (M Babilas) writes:
>|> >18-year-olds at Mount Allison University   ???
>|> >
>|> >or maybe:
>|> >
>|> >18-year-olds mount Allison at University   :-)
>|> 
>|>   I hope this jerk doesn' t represent the intelligensia of Edinburgh.
>|> 
>|>   Get a life, man!
>
>We all know *you* represent the intelligentsia of Mount Allison.
>You even managed to learn the word 'intelligentsia', congratulations !!!
>
>ms
  What's with the flame, bub? I just don't like the fact that this place is 
getting a bad rep. ! Does this somehow offend you? Sheeesh!
From: JABabb@cen.ex.ac.uk (J.A.Babb)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: Where d'the gerbils go?
Date: 25 Jan 93 13:40:46 GMT
Organization: University of Exeter, UK.

I lost my slot.  Wot is this prejudice against gerbils?
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: sussman@cs.cornell.edu (Stephen H. Sussman)
Subject: Re: ren and stimpy
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 23:36:02 GMT

In article <1993Jan27.211035.18530@bmw.mayo.edu> tcg@mayo.edu writes:
>In article 12340@cs.cornell.edu,  sussman@cs.cornell.edu (Stephen H. Sussman) writes:
>>I hate that stupid f**king cartoon ...
>>
>>Just my $.02,
>>Steve
>>
>
>
>If you want *lots* of e-mail, post that statement to alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy, YOU
>BLOATED SACK OF PROTOPLASM ...
>

Mr. Thomas Gerber, a man named after baby food, is going to call ME
names?  Ooh, that hurts.

Buddy, if you had an intelligent thought in your head it would be very
lonely.  Maybe you should start posting to alt.brainless.wonders ...
or perhaps alt.gerber.baby-food.between-the-ears ...

-Steve-

p.s.   ... or maybe alt.i'm.an.adult.and.I.still.watch.nickelodeon ?
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: waw0026@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Subject: Re: Mt. Ally U
Reply-To: waw0026@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 13:56:45 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.162346.14603@odin.corp.sgi.com>, labson@borneo.corp.sgi.com writes:
>Why are there so many of you from Mt. Allison U. seeking for pals?????
>
>Is there anything to in that univ. at all???? Your dean knows about
>this????
>
>maybe he/she is seeking for pals too?????? just curious...

Are you SERIOUS?  "Your dean knows about this"?  What's this, the class SNITCH?

Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: kla001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: ** PEN PAL???? **
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 18:32:55 GMT

Looking for Internet Penpal?

I am a 20-year-old male college student at Drake University (Des Moines, IA).
I am originally from Anoka, Minnesota.

-KLA001@ACAD.DRAKE.EDU
 Kevin Ames
From: pwoles@ccat.sas.upenn.edu (Peter Wolesagle)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: American male, Philadelphia, ISO foreign penpals
Date: 23 Jan 93 21:53:40 GMT
Organization: School of Arts and Sciences, UPENN

I'm a 23 year-old graduate student looking for foreign penpals.  I speak fluent
English and Russian and know some Spanish and German.  I would like to 
correspond either by e-mail or snail mail.  My interests include films/video,
cooking/food, hiking, biking, reading, and drinking. I'm especially interested
in penpals from Eastern Europe or ex-USSR, but *all* are welcome.  Hope to hear
from you soon!

Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: dickic2@cary110.its.rpi.edu (Charles Robert Dickinson)
Subject: Wanted:Intersting People to Correspond
Reply-To: dickic2@rpi.edu
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY.
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 19:35:34 GMT



Keywords:
   This is a test because I really don't know how to use this properly, but I want to meet new people all over the place.  Please respond.  By the way, my name is Chuck, I am actively involved in many sports, a fraternity( a good one, not Animal House),  I love my classic mustang and other muscle cars, I like to be eccentric and romantic(though I really haven't had the chance, but I have wonderful ideas),  and just an overall likes-to-do-whatever-he-can-to-see-how-he-likes-it-kind-of-guy. 

Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: smithrud@advtech.uswest.com ()
Subject: Re: See If You Qualify ------->
Organization: U S WEST Advanced Technologies
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 03:40:47 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.163604.1@happy.colorado.edu> etbeteille@happy.colorado.edu writes:
>Being the prolific e-mailer that I am, I would very much like
>to correspond with females aged 2-71.  I'm sorry, but I will
>*not* respond to mail from one-year-olds as I find them much
>too immature for my discussions.  I am more flexible, however,
>on the upper age limit.  Other than that I have only a few
>other minor qualifications --

[deleted: ran over with a fine-toothed comb and nothing was
 left behind]

>If you qualify, you too can receive the benifits of e-mail from one
>of the most student-life-less campuses in North America.  Waiting for
             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
A campus with no student life?  A student with no life on that
campus?  I guess it doesn't matter which one you really meant,
because I think both apply to CU.  ;)

Cari
Boulder, CO   (Was that something resembling a life-form over
               there by the campus library?  Maybe my eyes are
               beginning to play games with me.)




Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: brigance@lonestar.utsa.edu (Errol M. Brigance)
Subject: Posting.
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 22:48:46 GMT

Let's stop the bullshit! Every guy that posts here wants one thing
and one thing only, to find some female to type dirty to him and I am
not an exception.

So, if you are female and know how to type, maybe you ought to write
to me and then you will realize how dull your life has been up to now.

Newsgroups: soc.penpals