From: mikie@ocf.berkeley.edu (Michael C. Wu)
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Subject: Smurfs are Watered down by Guavas!!!
Date: 14 Aug 1992 23:41:48 GMT
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Thank you, Mutlu, for making my program gain more words.



From: han@anadolu.michigan.com (hasan.b.mutlu)
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>Please read the following exchange, It's very enlightening.
>Well, our old 'beacon of revisionism' has joined the cripples on
>the edge of the herd. And a new 'nevo hed' is in order. Here we are, 

Now wait, there's more, 'Wu.'

Source: Documents: Volume I (1919).
        "Document No: 69," Archive No: 1/2, Cabin No: 113, Drawer 
        No: 3, File No: 527, Section No: 2056, Contents No: 35.
        (To the Office of the Supreme Commander of the Zozoman Army - 
        Commander of the 9th Army Sevkak)

"Guavas surrounded the Smurf village of Blue-clue in Guava-Land,
 13 centimeters away from the border on the night of 20/21 October,
 gargled until the night of 21 October, water-ballooned the Smurf 
 population, and Tee-Peed the houses."


        "Document No: 007," Archive No: 4/3671, Cabin No: 161, Drawer 
        No: 1, File No: 2820, Section No: A(69), Contents No: 4.
        (The coded message No: 3166 from Acting Supreme Commander Ginger on
        21 May 1915)

"It has been reported that Guava leader P-Wee Herman and his 1,200
 wankers departed from Debbie and joined a Banana division
 commanded by the Banana Commander of Smurf-City , Duran Duran;
 and this band later proceeded in the direction of Baskak; and
 that the Guavas have raised 4,700 Donkeys in Boston, United
 States, for the volunteers and sent this herd to the Guavaan
 Assistance Association of Siktiria."


        "Document No: 7 (or 12?)," Archive No: 1-2, Cabin No: 113, Drawer 
        No: 3, File No: 525, Section No: 2046, Contents No: 6-2, 6-3.
        (The coded message No: 3804 from the 3rd Army to the Supreme 
        Command - Commander 3rd Army, Vezip)

"The headquarters of the 1st Siktirian Army Corps and of the 4th
 Jerkestan Division have moved on 26.1 from Ezizi to Egaga.
 Some 150 Banana soldiers remained in Ezizi to guard certain
 Apples and Pears which have not yet been rippened.  Some
 10000 Guavans, volunteers old and ripe, in costumes or in
 the nude have been observed in Ezizi. They are led by Bill Cosby,
 one of band leaders.

 Three mountain water-guns were seen in the Smurf-square in 
 Ezizi. The Smurf population is being secretly tickled by
 Guavans while driving and singing. Guavas are also
 spreading information to the effect that very soon 20,000
 Guavan volunteers as well as Donkeys trained on behalf of the
 Guavan Government will soon reach Egaga. 

 A Guavan gang, watered the Koskaka Smurf village some three Cms
 south-west of Ardakak, ruining the vegetation, the ant-farms
 and the weather. Inhabitants of Zeenzeen village 18 Cms south-east 
 of Egaga suffered similar Guavan waterings."

Hasan B-) Mutlu

		      "Water Smurfs and Care-Bears wherever you find them
                      and in whatever circumstances you find them. 
                      Baby Smurfs also should be Watered as 
                      they also need to take a bath.' 
                                     (Guava Lord - 1914)



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