HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jog@kpc.com (Rajeev Jog)
Newsgroups: ba.food
Subject: Re: Mutton
Date: 3 Sep 92 17:10:37 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: Kubota Pacific Computers Inc.

>>>>That is how lamb is eaten in India...and it is called mutton. So at least
>>>>they were authentic ;-).

"Mutton" in India (and I believe in parts of the Middle East) is often
GOAT meat, not lamb.


-- 
Rajeev Jog
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From: RAJA@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU
Newsgroups: ba.food
Subject: Re: Savera, and nine Indian places ranked
Date: 1 Sep 92 00:05:33 GMT
Organization: Stanford Linear Accelerator Center

In article <9208290518.AA28475@minos.nmt.edu>, js@minos.nmt.edu (John Shipman)
says:
>
>I feel a little gun-shy about posting any more Indian food
>reviews, but since you asked....
>
>I tried Savera (formerly Vindu) a couple times since they
>changed hands.  I thought Vindu was average.  Savera is
>a bit better.  They have the longest menu around, all
>the northern Indian standards and a fair number of southern
>dishes too (they make okay masala dosas).  Prices are
>average.
>
>Here is how I would rate the Indian restaurants I've tried.
>Ratings are mostly on food, but to a lesser degree on value
>and service and do not consider atmosphere or location.
>All ratings are HIGHLY subjective.  Your mileage may vary.
>
>3.5 stars: Empress of India.
>
>3 stars: Le Tandoor (Los Altos), Tandoor (on Sunnyvale-
>Saratoga near Rainbow), Sue's (but only her vindaloo).
>
>2.5 stars: Savera, Passage to India.
>
>2 stars: Taj Mahal (Stevens Creek near Lawrence), Sue's
>other food (but it's overpriced), Pasand (Sunnyvale),
>India Cookhouse (I didn't get the roach curry, though).
>
>Just for reference, I don't often give out 4 stars (so far,
>only Lion & Compass and Chez TJ); 3.5 stars means
>consistently impressive (Birk's, Scott's, Piccolo Mondo) but
>not really transcendentally overwhelming; 3 stars means
>pretty good; 2 stars means average to ho-hum.
>
>John Shipman, fallible human (john@nmt.edu)

I would also highly recommend Swagat in Milpitas, their idlis are out of this w
orld. I would rate them a solid 3.0 maybe 3.5. Kathmandu West in Cupertino gets
 a 3.5. The only restaurant which serves Indian curries not modified for Restau
rants but in an authentic fashion. Don't try their desserts though, the kheer i
n particular. This would easily rate a 3.5

Good Eating....rajagopalan.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: classic usenet insults
Date: 28 Aug 92 13:58:32 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <7384@skye.ed.ac.uk> I, ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
write:


#  we hope you have no difficult in getting from here to the exit, which is
#  that wooden thing in the wall marked 'Way Out'. 
#  
#  Now Fuck Off [TM]. 

Oh, I forgot!  Mind the alligators as you go over the stepping stones.

-- Ken "keeper of amphibia" Johnson
-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.newbie,alt.cascade
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 19:43:59 GMT

In article <6000@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Blair P. Houghton writes:
)>>>>>>>>>Currants.
)>>>>>>>>Currency.
)>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
)>>>>>>Coxswain.
)>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
)>>>>Circadian Rythym
)>>>Camelopardis.
)>>Cadaverine.
)>Cahiers du Cinema.
)Cacoethes Scribendi.
Criminal Insanity.

				--Blair
				  "Hello, Scotland Yard?  I
				   want to report a felching..."
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: challenge for Carasso (was figure it out for yourself, college boys)
Date: 31 Aug 92 17:42:42 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA


In article <1992Aug29.081108.2347@alembic.acs.com>, gypsy@alembic.acs.com writes:
|goddammit, i'm PISSED OFF.  [...]
|my killfile kills 20 posts from that rectum 
|carasso and damn near everything i read is about
|hooters or dykes or how ugly feminists are, i'm
|wearing out my goddamn K key and i can't kill
|it all, there's too fucking much of it.  

All of which reminds me that there's something I've been meaning
to ask Carasso to do.

Hey, Carasso!  You're not racist or anything, right?  You just
give Arabs and Moslems a hard time because you're doing satire,
right?  I mean, just because you're Jewish and make noises about
moving to Israel is no reason for us to think you actually hate
Palestinians or anything.

Okay.  I believe you.  So do the parallel of the towel-head
thing to soc.culture.jewish.  Shit where you eat, if you
don't really think it's shitting, Carasso.

Might be worth taking him out of your killfile to see if
he actually does it, Gypsy.

---
cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com      C J Silverio/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720
"As a giant FUCK YOU it shows integrity-- a sick, twisted, dunced-out, 
malevolent, perverted, psychopathic integrity, but integrity nevertheless."
--Lester Bangs, How to Succeed in Torture Without Really Trying
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: real life 4
Date: 31 Aug 92 19:55:44 GMT
Organization: Indiana University

In <06gn-ld.richh@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:

>mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:

>>so now i know i want to hear they might be giants, but i gotta go do the
>>show.  
>A kid on a local bbs here in Philly got to interwiew the duo after the show 
>for some reason.  He asked John Linnel(sp?) if he knew what "barangus" was?

TBMG has the most unbelievably addicting music.  I hear a song in passing and
it sticks in my head for the next week.  Can't explain it.

ben "everything right is wrong again"
-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
From: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: clueless newbie
Date: 2 Sep 92 00:47:04 GMT
Followup-To: alt.romance.chat,talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.sex
Organization: Buttercup

In article <> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
>When you successfully forge a rdc@netcom message?

Been there, done that.  (It was carasso@usc.edu then)

ata boy
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Great Moments in TV Sports Cheeze
Date: 26 Aug 92 18:58:53 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Aug25.142325.17609@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virg
inia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>
>Brent Musberger and Dick Vermile sucking up to MC Hammer [TM] in the booth.
>The moment climaxed and shot its gory wad when Brent called Hammer "My Man".

Yes Dick, it certainly is mackadocious to have the venerable MC Hammer here
with us in the studio, chillinG, so to speak.
                              ^
That's right, Brent.  And when we return from this commercial break, we'll
all..uh..."jam on it".

-- 


: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************
: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
: General Neophyte   :    ************************
                        "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: real life 3
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 19:35:56 GMT



before the final act, I asked a few of the interns,
"does anyone here know who's kicking me in the side during the 
chase scene, you know, where you all come out of the Pheonix house
and run me down?"

shrugs all around.  rebecca, the really annoying intern who thinks
she's a sex kitten because she has tits, says "i don't know, hey, i 
went up past your hands."

then she says, "whoever's doing it, matthew, maybe you'd better take it
as a hint."

BoB
teCh
tonight i'm wearing a steel plate on that side.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: short recent affection
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 15:44:38 GMT

In article <BtvJy3.B1I@news.udel.edu> hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams) writes:
>
>Her name is Greek for "entangler of men."
>
>Two of her last three pets have committed 
>suicide.
>
>She drew my living room.
>
>She pronounces "lithe" with a short "i".
>deliberately
>
>She manages an alternative radio station.
>
>I gave her a tire gage and she thanked me. 
>
>

And I feel fine

(C) 1992 injokes r us

hundreds, perhaps thousands of dollars

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: Re: party trick #1
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 13:17:25 GMT

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>
>unfortunately for you, the only person
>i allow to bob in my cleavage is my
>gorgeous blond husband.  
>
>of course, the best thing about having
>really large breasts is that you can bob
>for things in your OWN cleavage.

the first time i read this,
i immediately drew the conclusion that
gypsy == gorgeous blond husband.


M.
then i got confused

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 07:18:55 GMT

In article <NJ.92Aug31103750@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU> nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo) writes:
>Neither of these are true, because self-styled purveyors of common
>  sense seem to HATE STUPID PEOPLE ALL THE TIME.
>
>Is that fair?

when stupid people are fair to me,
i'll be fair to stupid people.

m

but then, you'd have to be stupid to think anything in this world is fair
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 16:51:48 GMT

In article <6046@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
)>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
)>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
)>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
)>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
)>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
)>>>>>Camelopardis.
)>>>>Cadaverine.
)>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
)>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
)>Criminal Insanity.
)Carasso.
Countach.

				--Blair
				  "Working the wide variances, this
				   week on The American Sportsman."
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28735 alt.fan.letterman:207
From: jbeer@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jason R. Beerhalter)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
Date: 3 Sep 92 16:04:17 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <1992Sep3.000834.27028@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:
>Remember that skit where dave and paul went to that town meeting and the
>Amish robbed them?
>--
>Generic Signature:
>Marshal Perlman - Huntington Beach - California - USA - Earth - Milky Way
>yaW ykliM - htraE - ASU - ainrofilaC - hcaeB notgnitnuH - namlreP lahsraM
>                                                        :erutangiS cireneG

What did Dave say, "Let's clean house!," I believe...
That was great!

Jason R. Beerhalter
jbeer@lonestar.utsa.edu
jbeer%UTSAVM1.BITNET@ricevm1.rice.edu
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: inevitable, really
Date: 2 Sep 92 22:22:46 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
I just saw a guy riding a modified skateboard
with a windsurfing sail on it.  Sailing along
up the street, perfectly casually.

---
c j silverio
next:  sail-blading
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: yurtmania
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 18:46:54 GMT

ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:

>I have a friend who wants a menstrual yurt.  I'm not kidding.
>She wants a place she can go when she's on the rag because she
>believes that the special time of the month is a time best
>spent secluded and meditating.  She wants a menstrual yurt on
>wheels because she has no lawn to put it on; she wants to be
>able to park it in a convenient place.

>So direct the mongol red horde through ann arbor, mi, if you
>meet them again.

>AjD

I have no joke here, I just think that "mongol red horde" would
be a good euphemism for menstruation.

m*rk
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28567 alt.fan.letterman:114
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 2 Sep 92 21:07:20 GMT
 <1992Sep2.072846.3470@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> <1992Sep2.135038.16644@doug.cae.wisc.edu>

saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders) writes:

>Yeah, but I also miss the hydraulic press (the "pillar o' canned goods was
>classic). 

The sublime thing was what they did with one of the hydraulic press
skits during a rerun.  The gimmick for the rerun was that Dave was
watching it along with us; they had edited in little insets in the
corner showing Dave dozing off in front of the TV during an incredibly
tedious appearance by Bob Hope, and similar things.  The rerun contained
a session with the hydraulic press, and they squished an enormous
quantity of hot dogs.  While the hot dog goo was flying all over the
screen, Tom Brokaw's face suddenly appeared in the corner, talking
about something like European Community monetary policy.  After a
few seconds Dave appeared in the corner and apologized for the
"technical difficulties."  It was very nearly the funniest thing
I have ever seen in my life.

There's been some hilarious stuff recently, actually.. the ad
for "Captain Dave's Weasel Farm and Theology Camp" comes to mind...

-- 
Matt McIrvin, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ata boy was sexually rejected recently
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 16:41:21 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <BtpF9J.E6s@cs.dal.ca> <1992Aug28.223529.27601@wdl.loral.com>

<BtpF9J.E6s@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
# ...clearly a sign of something aside from civility and etiquette. Those
# are two qualities that are surely MISSING from our generation.

You remind me of the dashing, dynamic sperm cell as it single-mindedly
executes its business of the purposeful fertilisation of the ovum.

Now it's not that you are too deformed to make a good run for it.
And it's not that you get snagged up on small interuterine obstacles.
And it's not that some other sperm muscles you out of the way at the egg.

It's that you went up the wrong fucking fallopian tube.
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| lord snooty @the giant | Would You Like Fries With That?                 |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE COMPLETE CHRISTIAN DICTIONARY
Date: 3 Sep 92 15:14:41 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

Rachel Dafni Christy writes:

<deleted>

>cockleshell	-> cocklesheck
		   ^^^^
<deleted>

Tsk, tsk, tsk. C'mon Rachel honey, you know that no Godfearing
Christian dictionary would have *THAT word in it.
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Feline Confession
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 13:25:58 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

: I want VIOLENCE this 
: morning.
: ---
: c j silverio

Allow Me.

	I am the Big Shot.

	You heard me right the first time
	Name of: Batchelor Johnny Cool.
	Occupation: Big Shot.
	Occupation at the moment: just having fun.

	What a party that was - 
	The drinks were loaded and so were the dolls
	I narrowed my eyes and poured a stiff Manhattan
	Then I saw -- HOTSY...

	What a dame a big bountiful babe 
	In the region of 48-23-38
	One helluva region
	
	She had the hottest lips since Hiroshima
	I had to stand back for fear of being burned
	"Whiskey-wow-wow" I breathed
	She was dressed as Biffo The Bear
	In that kind of outfit she could get _rolled_ at night - 
	And I don't mean on a crap table

	It's kind of revealing isn't it?
	Revealing? - it's positively risque', I like it!
	She said "You're the man with a thousand G's, right?"
	"A thousand what?" I quipped "Why gee man, Girls Guns Guts."
	"You're my type."
	"Wrong baby." I slapped her hard.
	"I'm an L-man, strictly Liquor Love and Laughs."
	She stared over my shoulder. "Play it cool, Johnny!"
	"Play it what?" - I flipped...
	
	Listen, I fought my way up from tough East Side New York
	Lead-filled socks and soft machine guns
	Like this <tires screech, tatatatata>
	
	She said "Johnny, this is a deadly game
	Have a few laughs and go home."
	I shuddered.
	Normally I pack a rod in pyjamas
	I carry nothing but scars from Normandy Beach

	I said "Wrong baby. You can't fool me."
	She spat playfully.
	"I'm ahead of you Johnny."
	I studied the swell of her enormous boobs and said

	"Baby, you're so far ahead, it's beautiful!"

	"You... You are... You're eccentric, I like that!"
	"Electric Cherie, beaucoup mon roquette tu comprends?"
	We spoke French fluently
	Our lips met again and again
	"Yeah yeah yeah" I slobbered
	Hotsy said "You're slobbering all over the seat, kid."
	
	I went home late. Very late.
	What can I say to my wife 
	'Darling, I've been beaten up again' ?
	Let's face it: she's credulous as hell

	A punk stopped me on the street
	He said "Have you got a light Mac?"
	I said "No, 
	But I've got a dark brown overcoat."

			The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
			(c) 1967 Liberty / United Artists
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| lord snooty @the giant | Where it is, shirts?
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Context
Date: 1 Sep 92 20:02:44 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

(Mark-Jason Dominus) writes:
>	Myn housbonde was at Loundon al that Lente;
>	I hadde the bettre leyser for to pleye,
>	And for to se, and eek for to be seye,
>	Of lusty folk.  What wiste I wher my grace
>	Was shapen for to be or in what place?


I always liked the one about the farts and the friars


Matt
It's Nowelles Flood!
From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: please continue
Date: 2 Sep 1992 23:00:57 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

nj:
>He plunged his hands into the vat of teeming lice, then poured them over his
mother, making sure to cover her well.  "Ok, Mum, when you're ready, make sure
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Wishing
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 18:13:09 GMT

In article <1992Aug20.165004.5895@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
>I wish I could killfile all articles that contain the combination 'oe' anywhere
>in their body.

/oe/m:j  shoulde work fine for youe.

>               I mean, by this point I'd rather vote for Dan Quayle(assuming
>that I was given an American Citizenship or whatever was necessary)than hear
>another allusion to his famous misspelling.  Not that I'd want an American
>Citizenship anyway.

We don't want you to have one either.

>[Anyone want to do a proxy vote for me?]

Against Quayle, sure. Against Clinton/Gore, sure. Against Bush, sure. *For*
any of the above, hell no.

>Of course, that would get rid of all references to poetry as well, which makes
>it, in a word, ideal.

Better run a test scan first; that letter combination probably occurs in 90%
of all t.b articles.

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
    The most dangerous person in the world is Jessica Fletcher.
        Everywhere she goes, people die.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,to.wasatch
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: da dee da do dee da
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,to.wasatch,alt.job.gooley
Summary: lots of love
Keywords: hate
Reply-To: mr. wonderful
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 12:41:32 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

so here i am in lab. i just set up ten pcr reactions with varying Mg
concentrations. i don't think it is going to work. i think i will have to start
rescreening this fucking library when i get back from vacation. WHOA. what was
that? vacation? yes, indeed, i am going on vacation. i know everyone here will
miss me so much they will cry. right. i wonder how many killfiles i am in? i
think i got in a lot abut 4 months ago when i wrote some really cool stuff
here. right. so...anyway...i am going to VA and then driving back to utah
(hell) via the southern part of the country. we only have one destination. of
course that is graceland, home of elvis. fuck off now if you are going to flame
me about the king. i've heard it. all i need is a large black light velvet
painting of Him to go above my lab bench and a small elvis doll for my car.
life will be good then. when (if) i get my PhD i will out both the painting and
the doll in my office so that all the fucks who come see me will have to stare
at it. yeah yeah. bye now. 


()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(
	PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.		
	  	            WORK  :==  FUTURE
	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."
                         "feel free to feel me."
	 stream of consciousness writing is just like abstract art
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.sex.woody-allen
From: anil@cs.titech.ac.jp (Anil Bhatia)
Subject: Re: ALT.SEX.WOODY-ALLEN
Organization: Tokyo Institute of Tech., Dept. of Computer Science, Japan
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 22:18:56 GMT

pleas ignore me.
WA
From: larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:  Love letters to the Universe
Distribution: world
Date: 25 Aug 92 19:16:24 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <1992Aug25.051820.4406@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>am i the only person who thinks all the posts 
>from canetoad sound like they were written by
>the same person?

As past experience has shown, any attempt to convince you otherwise will
only have the opposite effect, so I won't bother.

Although if you want a logic puzzle:

One of us has a beard
One of us is perpetually angry (well, quasi-perpetually).
One of us knows enough about UUCP and Usenet to set up a site
Not all of us are caucasian
Two of us can draw rather well.
One us plays keyboards extremely badly.  The other two don't play at all.
At least one of us has testicles.  At least one of us doesn't.
In "Inversion" I mention two roommates.  In "Getting to work early"
  Grendel mentions two cats.  These are not the same two entities.

Q: How many of us are there?

My advice:  /canetoad/hj and forget about it.

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...uunet!canetoad!larne                          canetoad!larne@uunet.uu.net