From: C0043@vmcms.csuohio.edu
Subject: Re: AMC: unanswered questions for 8/31
Organization: CSU
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 23:47:33 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.144945.17237@cbnewsc.cb.att.com>
dwv@cbnewsc.cb.att.com (Dave Vollman) writes:
 
>Here are the questions!!!!
>
>1) Why would Taylor go fishing in a mini skirt outfit?
>
     I could think of some really, really crude jokes my brothers used to
     tell me when my parents were waaaaaayyyyy out of earshot, but I wont.
     Guess it must be so that she can fantasize about being a mermaid
     and the tight skirt forces her to keep her knees together as if she
     really had a tail and fins with which to hit the boat and knock
     T2 into the water, hopefully to drown?
 
>2) Why haven't Ruth and Joe mentioned Joey lately?
 
Because he's metamorposing with PVGD and hasn't reached a
   trouble-age yet?
 
>3) Where was Winnifred when Haley was thinkin about drinkin?
>
Trying to remember whether proof X 2 = % of alcohol or % of alcohol/2 =
    proof ;-)
 
>4) Does the Tim man take any music lessons?
 
No, but he is learning how to use a police whistle and bull horn so
that he can grow up and be just like Porkchop and Derek.  Momo will
will learn repelling (sp?) so that she will be a 21st Century kind of
girl who can never get stuck in a well ;-)
 
>5) Will Trevor, Jeremy, Adam and Joe form a barber shop Quartet?
>
No, they'll form a new age group called "The Goddddssss" featuring
Grovelling (aka Trevor),  Looking For (aka Jeremy), Aspiring To Be (aka Adam)
and It Came With My Degree (aka Joe)
 
>6) Who has the best car stereo in Pine Valley?
 
The guy who runs the property room at the PV Police Department of course,
    don't you guys know about police auctions?  Sheeeesshhhh!
 
>7) What ever happened to "Cyclops?" (OK call me Dan Quayle, I probably spelled
>   it wrong :-))
 
Keepin' an eye out for the imminent return of Joey just in case he
    decides to bring Tara with him.
 
>8) Does Helga dress up as a witch for the PV Halloween party?
 
    Only in leap years, the other years she dresses as a college professor
    and tries to hit on Langley.  Langely gets confused and goes home with
    the Pheebs who does dress like a witch every year.
 
>9) What caused Angelique's hair to suddenly turn brown after 15
>   years in a coma as a blonde?
 
Sorry, can't top the "because she's got a husband with sh*t for
    brains when she wakes up :-) :-) ;-)(that one's got me still
    laughing - where's the potty, quick!)
 
>10) Will Bill Clinton's bus tour go through PV?
 
Only long enough for Tipper Gore to praise Halo, and for Hillary to give
     some serious advice to the children in PV regarding the Arkansas
     "I can sue my parents cause Hillary said so" legislation, which
     Hillary will have appended/ammended to handle MPHTTSFBTS - My
     Parents Have Turned To Sh*t For Brains This Season.  Of special
     concern to Hillary will be can Edmund not only dig up both daddies,
     but can he now sue them and collect?  She will consult with Jeremy
     about recompense from "the other side" ;-)Tipper and Hillary will
     both beg to be seen at the Glamorama, but they'll be booked and out
     of Clairol Blonde #3001 anyhow
 
(Please no flames - I think the Arkansas legislation has a tremendous
amount of merit, it just makes me sad that our society even needs such
legislation - this reference was only an attempt at humor ;-))
 
Dave - what a hoot!  Good job, keep 'em coming
 
Beth "gotta love the end of a Monday" Cunningham