HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: simon
Date: 16 Dec 1992 00:20:49 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

Simon lay dying of cancer in the hospital ward.  He told me
that he was sick because of a disease from outer space, and had been
refusing all medicine and painkiller.  By the time i was able to
visit him, the pain was making him giddy and his speech was
halting.  The doctors had given up on him and sent an internist 
to Simon's room once a day to see if he was breathing or not.  When 
the internist came in, he offered Simon the usual, a paper cup with 
pills in it.  Simon did the usual; refuse it.
  "But Simon," the internist said, "I received these medicines for
you myself."
  "Received?"
  "Yes.  I was driving out west of town and saw the saucer in the
corn field."
  "Red skin, glow?"
  "They glowed, and they knew your name.  They apologised for your
pain and gave me the pills to save you."
  "Mmf."
  "Their ship was shaped like the House of the Future display at the
1962 New York World's Fair."
  Simon took the pills.
  "Now that he's out we can get to work on him," said the intern as
he rang for a gurney.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
    "Whatever makes the most money will happen." -- Eleanor Glyn
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: cathy's response to sioux's flames
Date: 12 Dec 1992 20:24:42 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <Bz37K1.21F@fulcrum.co.uk> graeme@fulcrum.co.uk (Graeme Hodgson) writes:
>Ding, ding.  Round 1.

>In article <1992Dec9.190820.351@scott.skidmore.edu> croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) writes:
>>3.  we like posting here, and will continue to do so until each and
>>every one of you peckerheads has actually been alone with a woman.  we
>>realize that this could take a very long time, so it is already
>>written in our wills that the next five generations of our families
>>post here as well.

I was alone with a woman just last night (so get off
the net you hag), after her first hockey game.  I
explained icing and two-line passes to her and then
we pucked.

				--Blair
				  "Oooh, nice check."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Tanka
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 16:45:22 GMT

Attention t.b. regulars!  We have a Blue Cherenkov Radiation special in
aisle 23!

For those of you who are getting sick of haiku, or just want a product with
a little more room, try your hand at tanka.

A tanka follows the syllabic pattern 5-7-5-7-7.  That is, it's like a
haiku with two more seven syllable lines stuck on the end.  (Actually, 
haiku were invented as a truncated tanka.  Very scandalously vulgar by 
comparison, when they came out a century or two ago.)

The ideal tanka, like most good poetry, combines a description of a 
scene, object, or event with an emotional topic or theme.   The emotional
topic can be explicit or implied.

Here's an example:

  I cannot restrain
  My bitter heart from flaming.
  Oh, why do I try?
  Across the darkening Net,
  Bright flowers are blooming now.

Go wild with it.

  -- Clifton

--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
Clifton Royston, Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR
From: tbrann@black.ox.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: fly true
Date: 15 Dec 92 13:56:42 GMT
Organization: Oxford University Engineering Dept.
Originator: tbrann@black

operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
>It begins in first or second grade math, when you ask the
>teacher about negative numbers, and she swears, totally
>straight faced that there is no such thing. 

They told me the same thing about imaginary numbers.

T*
-- 
"And soon all of us will sleep under the earth, | tbrann@ox.ac.uk
  we who never let each other sleep above it."  | u90afb@ecs.ox.ac.uk
   Marina Tsvetayeva 1915                       | oupafb@ox.ac.uk
From: tbrann@oxford.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Female Intuition
Date: 12 Dec 92 15:44:30 GMT
Organization: Oxford University Engineering Dept.
Originator: tbrann@black

A while back, I thought I'd gotten my girlfriend pregnant.  Being an
impoverished student, I decided to call home...

"Hi, Mom?"
 "Hello dear, you don't usually ring at his time."
"I have a major problem." (whinging voice)
 "Yes?"
"Its about sex."
 "OH CHRIST!  You aren't gay are you???"

Uncanny.

Tony
-- 
"And soon all of us will sleep under the earth, | tbrann@ox.ac.uk
  we who never let each other sleep above it."  | u90afb@ecs.ox.ac.uk
   Marina Tsvetayeva 1915                       | oupafb@ox.ac.uk
From: jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: less than perfect
Date: 18 Dec 92 19:21:08 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


cindy crawford is not perfect.
she's got big, ugly feet.

-jane

thoughts like this make me feel better about myself.
--
From: tbrann@black.ox.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: t.b
Date: 16 Dec 92 21:20:43 GMT
Organization: Oxford University, UK
Originator: tbrann@black

I have just read through about 300 articles.

Half the time it was really cool and I liked it.
Half the time it was dump and I felt like puking.

A bit like porking a hermaphrodite I expect.

Tony
-- 
"And soon all of us will sleep under the earth, | tbrann@ox.ac.uk
  we who never let each other sleep above it."  | u90afb@ecs.ox.ac.uk
   Marina Tsvetayeva 1915                       | oupafb@ox.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: Marketing Trends which must be encouraged
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 00:34:00 GMT

Starcap'n Ra (ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu) wrote:
: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu (that Joachim thing) writes:
: [stuff]
:      You are a stupid asshole.  Shut the fuck up.

  Ah, the pros are setting to work.  This should be good.
  -- Clifton

--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
Clifton Royston, Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL)
Subject: Re: cathy's response to sioux's flames
Organization: Rice University
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 05:52:13 GMT

In article <MJD.92Dec15111840@saul.cis.upenn.edu>, mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wax") writes:

|> I possess:
|> 
|> 	8lb Sledgehammer	(`Jasper')
|> 	Machete			(no name)
|> 	Wood Ax			(`Paulina')
|> 
|>     As yet, I do not own a sledgehammer, but it seems to me that using a
|> motorized tool is unmanly---you ought to put some muscle in sweat into
|> your work, dammit---not to mention less horrific.

Oh, pish-tosh, sir.  Any woodsman knows that, under the open sky amongst the
mighty redwoods, the chainsaw is not only your friend -- it is your homosexual
lover.  Remember, my son -- the true measure of one's manliness is not the
tools you wield, but whose scalps you sink them into.  Another axiom -- the
human hand can split a board, but a chainsaw can split a human hand.  I'm
not exactly sure where I'm going with this one.

Actually, operating a chainsaw on real, live trees takes a great deal of 
sweat.  I haven't tested it on people yet, but I might if I get an unfavorable
year's-end review at work.  I might even remove the blades and replace them
with a rusty bicycle chain, which would make for some charming abrasive action.

I have never named my chainsaw, but I think I will now.  'Patrocles' is good
for the literary-minded, or perhaps 'Lizzie'.  No.....no, wait; it's coming
to me......ah.  Ah yes.

'Hummmmm-Babe'.
-- 
HWRNMNBSOL
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Comp. Sci PhD seeks companion.
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 04:11:33 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.010203.25238@penet.fi> an1623@anon.penet.fi writes:
>Hi. I am 34, handsome, and successful but I could use some female
>companionship. My girlfriend went back to China to be with her
>mom for an indefinite period. I workout and work a lot,
>but still I have extra time energy. I am hoping I can make new
>friends on the net that will help me channel this.
>
>Does this stuff work? Please write if you could also use a
>new companion.

Somehow I find this very very funny.

Mark., probably just what I'll be posting in 3 years
gooley@netcom.com
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I would like to formally euologize
Date: 16 Dec 92 12:33:50 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <1992Dec15.205714.19175@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
> 	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
> 	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
> Sender: usenet@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu (netnews admin account)
> Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
> References: <1992Dec9.200005.9918@netcom.com> <Bz9A2t.HAB@fulcrum.co.uk> <1992Dec14.215215.2823@cnsvax.uwec.edu>
> Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 20:57:14 GMT
> Lines: 19
> 
> 
> just try it. try to write a lovely little story that makes me forget i've 
> got four years of grad school left.
> --
> 			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
> 			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1

Why should I want to?  SUFFER!  Keep reading my posts, and hate 'em, and you'll
be doing just fine by me.

					--Joachim

(Or killfile me and shut up)
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ponytail Newbie
Date: 17 Dec 1992 17:24:37 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <1gokm6INN6es@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>In article <1gm5jnINN86v@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>>Of course, you can have male-pattern baldness beginnings and still wear your
>>hair in a ponytail and still look insanely attractive.

Precisely the point.

Unless you're speaking of yourself, Terri...

>this would sound self-contradictory but for the fact that my
>hair is halfway past my glutei.

Uh, er, 680V, 790M.

Hah!

>covering the receding hairline
>is the point.

I've got this isthmus thing going.

I look like Erik the (aging) Viking...

				--Blair
				  "Now if I could just quit
				   munching on my beard..."
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Child of Decay")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Have you ever wondered Why Gooley is Still a Virgin?
Date: 16 Dec 92 17:13:32 GMT
	<1992Dec16.133451.7047@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU's message of 16 Dec 92 13:34:51 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.133451.7047@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>   this should answer your question.

No, because I do that, and I'm not a virgin, except for the night after
every full moon.  I think it has more to do with him being a Catholic.

--

   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:42384 alt.good.news:1155
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.good.news
Subject: Re: something you should know...
Summary: darn this keyboard
Date: 18 Dec 92 18:28:31 GMT
Followup-To: alt.good.news
Organization: pike free zone

In talk.bizarre,alt.good.news,misc.test,rec.pets,misc.jobs.offered,
bspencer@cs.mcgill.ca (Brian SPENCER) tries to rebuke the hat box:
:
|>it makes me happy to know i could easily hate all of you for no reason
|>what so ever. is that good news (to me) or what! have a hate filled break. 
:
|People like you aren't usually worth the effort but I'll make a special
|exception. My advice to you is get your bicycle seat fixed NOW.
|Obviously, riding on a metal post has made you exceptionally crabby.

Brian "savior of alt.good.news" SPENCER just posted to misc.test,
rec.pets *and* misc.jobs.offered. That *is* good news.

Tx. [quick mom, call the fbi, it's finnerty again]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kevin@wicat.com (Kevin Vigor)
Subject: Re: Predictions for '93
Organization: WICAT Systems
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 23:17:28 GMT

ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:

>sioux's response to "predictions for '93"


>		:)

>				have a wonderful day:)

>						sioux

I cried because I was a newbie. Then I met somebody who was below the slime
scraped from the bowels of a diseased newt.

Thank you sioux.

-- 
		Peace & PopTarts, 
			Kevin
Email to the reply address will almost certainly bounce; use
72500.3705@compuserve.com
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From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Hmmm....
Followup-To: misc.test,talk.bizarre
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 21:49:43 GMT

In <1gl5nbINNgr3@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White) writes:
>Scott Dorsey) ays:
>>Freud would probably use a German dictionary.
>Hmmm, my ENGLISH-GERMAN, GERMAN-ENGLISH dictionary has no translation
>for gullible.

The word you are looking for is "essbar".
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Origins
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 02:41:41 GMT

A man, walking down the street with a head of cabbage.  Another man,
walking the other direction with a jar of mayonaise.

   *slam*

"Hey, you got mayonaise on my cabbage!"

"Yeah, well you got cabbage in my mayonaise!"

(Tasting it) "Hmmm... I think we might have something here!"

And thus, cole slaw was born.

--
mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: THIS close to slitting my wrists
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Thu, 10 Dec 1992 19:36:42 GMT

In article <l6A5s*nC0@prolix.apana.org.au> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
>
>Did I forget the Howells?
>
>Oh, Bell!

	I get the picture.

-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com		slave@work
			emrys@cellar.org			god@home

"Stand, on hills of long forgotten yesterdays..."
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Electricity I
Date: 15 Dec 1992 18:15:59 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Dec15.171148.6400@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
>Electricity is cool.  I had always thought an outlet was an outlet, you know,
>they grow on outlet trees or something, like chocolate or pencils, things
>you only think of as a finished whole, not as a sum of parts.  This is how 
>you make an electric outlet:  First you figure out where they all go, then
>you figure out which outlets and lights and switches go on which circuits
>(according to some arcane reasoning which has to do with blowing fuses and
>tripping breakers).  Then you take a metal box and put it where the outlet
>is going to go.

Eh!  Stop that!  Are you union?  You know that the Brotherhood don't take
kindly to this kind of thing.  This is a union shop, sister, and we aim
to keep it that way.
--scott
   (who was once a IBEW journeyman, a long time ago)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Definite Article
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 22:45:33 GMT

Dammit.

-T

You know where this is going

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: quotation looking for a context
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 14:23:06 GMT

In <latarra.724127380@camelot> latarra@camelot.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren) writes:

>>my first thought was the cat.
>He got up from the couch and stared out the window at a far-off place
>inside himself that she couldn't see.

Can't for the LIFE of me hold context!

Too many alcoholic brain-cells.  Took a good 45 seconds to figure out the
point of the post.


-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: fight training changes everything
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 08:40:46 GMT



"that was really stupid.  he kiai-ed after he kicked the cinder blocks.
 i guess that means he really hurt his foot."


-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: talk.bizarre Passion Play
Date: 16 Dec 92 23:25:29 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

Here's how I think it should go:
Sho can play George Bailey, and CJ can take the Donna Reed
role. Starcap'n Ra would be a great Mr. Potter, and RichH
could be George's brother. Dominus with his goatee would
be good as George's Industrialist friend, and K*nt could
play the insane pharmacist. George's kids would be portrayed
by the late, lamented Brad and Janet. RDC of course, would 
play Clarence the Angel, and Finnerty, bad luck magnet, 
would be poor old Uncle Billy.

Duh Dodson would play the wooden knob that comes off in
George's hand every time he climbs the stairs.

BENth
"No more we live like pigs!"
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bad News
Date: 16 Dec 1992 18:48:19 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Dec16.080743.1866@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech) writes:
>
>If you're reading this right now, you're a God.  
>Right Now.  Officially. 

Yes.  I am Zelch - God of Lard.

I have known this for quite some time, but have not yet had the
opportunity to put it into practice.

Oh, many things.  Shortages on the spot market, mostly.

Yes, I know.  That was the principal shortage.  But now
there's one - oh yes.

Yes, yes, in fact we do.  A leased line.  Fax line, actually.
To the Chicago Board of Trade.

I'm sorry, I can't reveal any details at this point - it could
cause considerable fluctuations.

What?  Like the Hunts?  (Laughs.)  I think a cursory check of
my finances will reassure you on _that_ score.

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: Re: And Rictus Hep was enlightened.
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 06:32:52 GMT



he is later shut off to conserve energy



-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ssc
Date: 11 Dec 92 18:47:39 GMT
	<1992Dec6.212547.9777@gmuvax2.gmu.edu>
	<1992Dec7.232913.15274@wam.umd.edu> <1g3e0uINNobr@alicudi.usc.edu>
Organization: University of Pennsylvania
In-reply-to: english@alicudi.usc.edu's message of 9 Dec 92 00:18:38 GMT

In article <1g3e0uINNobr@alicudi.usc.edu> english@alicudi.usc.edu (Joe English) writes:
>   This morning I heard the Simpsons do a cover of the theme
>   from Shaft by Isaac Hayes.  I also heard Sammy Davis Jr.
>   doing the theme song from Beretta.

    When I moved in to my new house, I mentioned to one of my roommates
that I was still looking for a copy of that Wax Trax release that has
all the Wax Trax artists doing covers of ``Mr. Roboto,'' by Styx.  He
mentioned that he'd heard of it, which surprised me, since I thought I'd
made it up, but pleased to be mistaken, I asked if he knew where I could
get a copy.

    He asked around and on rec.music.misc or something, and got an email
a few days later from someone I've never heard of that said

	Your friend wouldn't happen to be Mark-Jason Dominus, would he?
	I think he is playing a joke on you.

Which was pretty spooky.

Some weeks later I asked him if he had a copy of that Shonen Knife album
with all the covers of Supremes songs.  He said, ``Ah, shaddup.''

However, there *really is* a Maureen Tucker cover of _Heroin_.

--

	 The worst thing in the world is when records are destroyed
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: bitter
Date: 13 Dec 1992 08:20:30 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


The silicone challenge set before you by the angry
thousands; you collected the newspaper clippings
and the coupons bought you new breasts and brow ridges.


AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
    "Whatever makes the most money will happen." -- Eleanor Glyn
From: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bad News
Date: 17 Dec 92 04:16:21 GMT

mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech) writes:

>If you're reading this right now, you're a God.  
>Right Now.  Officially. 
>...

	I am Mandible, Lord of the Roaches! And my chitinous children
carry out my bidding in kitchens the world 'round! Leave me offerings
of CheesyMilkScum and DriedCatFoodCrud, and my insectoid idolators will
not crawl on your face as you sleep and drink from the corners of your
mouth and eyes.
	Behold my shiny brown wings, and know fear....

-- 
Rowan T. Hamilton                         "To dig this is to groove on
hamilton@huhepl.harvard.edu                   hella shit."
hamilton@fnald.fnal.gov                   - casey@wackenhut.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Sponging off the family
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Orygun Department of Corrections
Date: 18 Dec 92 03:21:00 CST


>     This means that, in 1992, I've had a total of no less
>than FIVE addresses- davidv@yang.earlham.edu, davidv@math.
>earlham.edu (those sites are NOT aliased together), dvacca@
>nyx.cs.du.edu, lvacca@jade.saintmarys.edu, and now this one.
>Carasso should be so mobile.

This would normally be worth  a *plonk*, but David seems to
have a remarkably good sense of his place in the universe,
unlike some Joachims of our acquaintance.

I regret to inform you that Carasso *is* so mobile. Some of
us are more "mobile" yet. Nonetheless you are to be congratulated
on wangling net access from Indiana at all, net.backwater that
it is.

You folks in South Bend are fortunate to be within local dialup
of Larry Snyder's machine, northstar.rn.com, or whatever he calls
it these days. I'd be very surprised if he doesn't carry t.b.

I'm interested in how you got the acct at Earlham, though. Was that
legal?
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Will I go to hell just for thinking this?
Date: 13 Dec 1992 17:36:17 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
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In article <Bz4nq7.Mx1@inews.Intel.COM> dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy) writes:
>Rob Dobson (rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU) wrote:
>
>> Whenever I hear the song Silent Night, the phrase "Holy infant, so tender
>> and mild" sounds like a menu item.
>
>	Better to let your mind free-associate with that line than the
>first line of "Joy To The World."

What does Jeremiah being a bullfrog have to do with any of this?
--scott
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My soundtrack author
Date: 12 Dec 92 05:26:13 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA


Considering the weather outside, it's clearly Stravinsky tonight.

"Wild nights are my passion"

mr HEINOUS
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