HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jnewton@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Justin Newton)
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 15:17:25 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.104151.20449@uwm.edu> roscoe@csd4.csd.uwm.edu writes:
>From article <1992Apr15.085404.17337@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU>, by c60a-dy@amazon.Berkeley.EDU (Mikey likes it):
>> In article <1992Apr15.063952.4174@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> mcdougal@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jon . McDougal) writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr15.041356.2410@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> c60a-dy@amazon.Berkeley.EDU (Mikey likes it) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Apr14.234356.16337@uwm.edu> alanchem@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Alan Scott Olson) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Apr14.225911.6014@gn.ecn.purdue.edu> constant@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (Tino) writes:
>>>>>>In article <1992Apr14.205827.15626@colorado.edu> burtonr@qso.Colorado.EDU (Richard Burton) writes:
>>>>>>>gdkg1346@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Gautham D. Kamath) writes:
>>>>>>>>randy@rss.dl.nec.com (Randy Bullard) writes:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>wooledge@ces.cwru.edu (Gregory Wooledge) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Any takers?
>>>>>>>>>>>Many Lakers.
>>>>>>>>>>Danny is a faker.
>>>>>>>>>Fuck Tammy Fay Baker.
>>>>>>>>Yuck, may God take her.
>>>>>>>Suck the blonde cake hair.
>>>>>>Duck! a load of dripping Nair.
>>>>>You assholes are not playing fair!
>>>>Jim's asshole is getting excessive wear.
>>>I'll cascade as much as a bloody well dare!
>> Why are the lines getting closer to there? ----->
>One of the topics is men with no hair.
They should get it from where they have some to spare.
>
>-- 
>Email roscoe@csd4.csd.uwm.edu 
>
>"I really enjoy the TUMMYSIZER(tm)...its the way I like to work out."
>	-Quote from some dumb girl I saw on television
From: ugoni@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Another baby joke
Date: 12 Apr 92 23:19:59 GMT

My all time favourite is


What sits in the corner screaming?

A peeled baby in a bucket of salt!


Antony
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From: neergaar@schaefer.math.wisc.edu (Dude)
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Date: 16 Apr 92 16:24:06 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Univ. of Wisconsin Dept. of Mathematics

ALY101@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
>In article <1992Apr16.135736.22401@umbc3.umbc.edu>, kuntal@algol.cs.umbc.edu
>(survivor) says:
>>
>>In article <BAGCHI.92Apr15030636@sparky.eecs.umich.edu> bagchi@eecs.umich.edu
>>(Ranjan Drzzzzt!  Bagchi) writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr15.063610.4048@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>
>>mcdougal@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jon . McDougal) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Apr15.005701.3132@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> sdo@uiuc.edu writes:
>>>>>>>> Suggestion: alt.cascade, or possibly rec.humor.cascade.
>>>>>>>> Any takers?
>>>>>>> Many Lakers.
>>>>>>Stinky Bakers.
>>>>>Sorry Fakers.
>>>>Wimpy Lakers?
>>>Plenty o' Quakers
>>poor pun makers !
>More fun with razors.
Fire phasers!
-- 
I really don't make any claim at all to know what I'm talking about.
Actually, I make no claim to know what YOU'RE talking about, either.
I do claim to like orange juice a lot.
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From: fraser@munta.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Fraser Wilson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,aus.flame
Subject: Re: Real Cyberpunks Don't eat quiche.
Date: 14 Apr 92 03:38:13 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia

carl@ecr.mu.oz.au (Carl_Ivan BREWER) writes:
>>It might be a committee design, but Ada is not a fucking acronym.

>it's a *fucking* woman`s name....

Did she?  Lucky Charlie.

Fraser.

(This ... is lucky Chuck.  He's ambitious.  With a good job as a hardware
designer.  A design that will probably fail).


(Hmm)
Organization: North Dakota Higher Education Computer Network
Date: Tuesday, 7 Apr 1992 00:28:17 CDT
From: <KINGSLEY@NDSUVM1.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Offensive dead baby jokes: )
Distribution: usa
 <1992Mar24.160516.3239@iscsvax.uni.edu>
 <1992Mar30.223225.13658@ucselx.sdsu.edu>
 <1992Apr1.175333.6315@oz.plymouth.edu>

Please exweeze me if these two've already been posted.

What's more gross than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

Taking the baby off the tree.

How do you make a dead baby float?  2 Scoops o' Ice cream and a dead baby.
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: roddier@wiliki.eng.hawaii.edu (Dominique Roddier)
Subject: Jewish joke
Organization: University of Engineering, College of Engineering
Distribution: rec.humor.d
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 20:52:35 GMT


Q: Why do jewish people have a big nose ?



A: Because the air is free.

4 old jewish friends. They have done every thing together, war, love ...etc.
The oldest is about to pass away. He calls his friends and say:
For the sake of our friendship, when I die, I would like each of you to
put  $ 500 on my grave. Before they could say anything he dies.
Well they put him in the hole, and look at each other. The first one takes
out his wallet, and count 5 100 $ bill. he throws them in the hole.
The second takes out his wallet, 100, 200, 250, 300, 350, 400, 420 ... 499,
499.95, .96, .97, .98, .99, 500!! He throws every thing in the hole.
Well the last one goes down in the hole, takes all the money and writes
a check for $1500.


Dominique.
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Ocean Engineering,  University of Hawaii
(That's my only .sig, not too bad :-) )
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From: jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: uNusuAl plAceS to dO IT!!
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:50:40 GMT
Article-I.D.: usenet.1992Apr9.225040.24518
Reply-To: jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)



What was the craziest place you have ever done IT?  Or heard about?

1.  In an airplane bathroom.

2.  Got caught once in the Swiss Alps by the damn army on maneuvers!

3.  In a liquor store while they were open . . .

 . . . is this too weak?  Let's here it from the pros . . .

-- 
John Fischer        
Case Western Reserve University (yes, its a place!)
Cleveland, Ohio
jxf13@po.cwru.edu
From: toney@kenyon.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Another orginal Gay joke:+bio
Date: 12 Apr 92 11:15:24 GMT
Organization: Kenyon College

Here comes another original...I think(send $$)..I will
take Master Charge and Visa and Greenbacks....

Did you hear about the "Gay Flasher" who decided possible
at change of life to become a "Gay Mooner"??

Yeah(as they say here in Knox County) his latest Motto
became:
        THIS BUTT'S FOR YOU!!!!!

sort of even gives "Moon Beam" a different connotation....yuk!
there goes another innocent word down the drain.

Cheers!


Dom from Kenyon

Not anti-gay(sophisticated enough to know that some can't help
themselves and some can and don't want to....live and let live!).
Butt, don't call me and I won't call you....anything.
World is large enough for all kinds....as long as" they do not
marry my daughter" or join the Air Force(Dom : ret Major)."Some
of my best friends are" gay....probably((Dom is also Brown(half 
Black and Half White....black half gets me into the most trouble and
gives me the most fun!!!....no I don't like Rap or Jazz and my
body and soul mate is White and female......an American dream
come true...anybody
remember these old chestnuts.....love ya all...over and out....10/4!)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer)
Subject: Re: Answering Machine Gags
Reply-To: jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 92 19:41:04 GMT


In a previous article, jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer) says:

>
>Anyone have any good answering machine gags?  Let's start a list
>of fun stuff to do with 'em . . .
>
>********
>
>Record the following message to confuse and amuse:
>
>Hello . . . hello? . . . . HELLO?! . . . (away from mike say:
>I can't hear anything) . . . Listen, just leave a message and
>I'll call you back . . (beep)
>
>********
>
>Record nothing but a busy signal and set machine to answer as
>fast as it can.  Great way to screen messages & calls.
>
>********
>-- 
>John Fischer        
>Case Western Reserve University (yes, its a place!)
>Cleveland, Ohio
>jxf13@po.cwru.edu
>


Hey group, me again.  Got a new one . . .

*******

Record a message like an operator intercept which says something
like..."You have reached a wrong number"  or  "You have reach the
HOTSEX line, 1-900-xxxxxxx, you have been charged 19.99 for this
###
-- 
John Fischer        
Case Western Reserve University (yes, its a place!)
Cleveland, Ohio
jxf13@po.cwru.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: slagle@lmsc.lockheed.com (Mark Slagle)
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS - Compiling a list
Reply-To: slagle@lmsc.lockheed.com
In-reply-to: gary@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com's message of Tue, 14 Apr 92 14:15:37 GMT
Organization: Lockheed Missiles and Space Co., Sunnyvale, Ca.
	<1992Apr14.141537.6080@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com>
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 92 03:56:30 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.141537.6080@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com> gary@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com (Gary Henderson) writes:
   How about

      "political ethics"?

----
Maybe better as

      "Congressional ethics" committee?

--
----
Mark E. Slagle                                 PO Box 61059
slagle@lmsc.lockheed.com                       Sunnyvale, CA   94088
408-756-0895                                   USA
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: TOMPKINS@AKRONVM.UAKRON.EDU (Frank Tompkins)
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS - Compiling a list
Organization: The University of Akron
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 03:04:14 GMT

Ok, how 'bout . . . Government Ethics . . . and . . . Legal Ethics . . .?
 
*************************************************************************
Frank Tompkins       "The strength of the constitution lies directly in
University of Akron       the determination of each citizen to defend it"
Akron, Ohio   44325-3501                            A. Einstein
From: tcws@convex1.tcs.tulane.edu (Bill Sirinek)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: There once was a man from...
Date: 9 Apr 92 20:14:45 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.1992Apr9.201445.21289
Organization: Tulane University, New Orleans, LA
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-21238]: convex1.tcs.tulane.edu

In article <1992Apr9.194843.8372@osf.org> bsmith@osf.org (Bruce Smith) writes:
>Saw a guy yesterday with a t-shirt proclaiming "I'm the man from Nantucket."
>Maybe I should have asked for a demo!
>
>Bruce Smith
>

Here in New Orleans, I have seen several interesting T-shirts...

One person I saw in Shoney's the other night wore a T-shirt bearing 
(in HUGE lettering) on the front, "FUCK ME", and on the back it said,
"THEN LEAVE"

Then there's a shirt that I almost bought during Mardi Gras....

"JUST DID IT"

--
| Bill Sirinek                     Snail: Box 3799, Tulane University     |
| Computer Science Major                  New Orleans, LA 70118           |
| Tulane University               BITNET: tcws000@tcsmusa                 |
| New Orleans, Louisiana        Internet: tcws@convex1.tcs.tulane.edu     |
From: harwood@cs.tulane.edu (Doug Harwood)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Oxymorons
Date: 13 Apr 92 22:37:50 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.1992Apr13.223750.2016
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Tulane Univ., New Orleans, LA
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-1967]: amor


    A common one I've heard down here is: Country Music.
-- 
  _________________________________________________________________________
				Doug Harwood
			   harwood@rex.cs.tulane.edu
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From: joneil@heretix.East.Sun.COM (John O'Neil - SunExpress IR)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: punk rockers don't smile =:-(
Date: 15 Apr 92 06:35:05 GMT
Reply-To: joneil@heretix.East.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
NNTP-Posting-Host: heretix.east.sun.com


=:-) punk rocker
=:-( real punk rockers don't smile
From: mla@pilot.njin.net (Marc L. Appelbaum)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Lawyer Jokes
Date: 16 Apr 92 20:19:17 GMT
Organization: NJ Intercampus Network



I know this was asked before, but my uncle is graduating law school in
May.  So, I need some good lawyer jokes ASAP.

Thanks,
Marc
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From: willegen@research.ptt.nl
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: uNusuAl plAceS to dO IT!!
Date: 13 Apr 92 12:49:25 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.225040.24518@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer) writes:
> 
> 
> What was the craziest place you have ever done IT?  Or heard about?
> 
> 1.  In an airplane bathroom.
> 
> 2.  Got caught once in the Swiss Alps by the damn army on maneuvers!
> 
> 3.  In a liquor store while they were open . . .
> 
>  . . . is this too weak?  Let's here it from the pros . . .
> 
> -- 
> John Fischer        
> Case Western Reserve University (yes, its a place!)
> Cleveland, Ohio
> jxf13@po.cwru.edu

Craziest place I done it must have been the bathtub

Craziest place I heard of was the train (details if wanted!)
                  ^---- TRUE!!!, not me I didn't

Christ
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: ibakhshi@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Ishwar C Bakhshi)
Subject: Re: Solution to math joke needed
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 16:35:52 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.205140.2897@vax.muskingum.edu> pr_gupta@vax.muskingum.edu writes:
>
>A very simple solution to this is:
>
>In Complex Mathematics, the identity,
>     sqrt(a)*sqrt(b) = sqrt(a*b)
>does NOT hold true.
>
>Hence the fallacy.
>
>Prashant.
>
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>The greatness of Gandhi was his simplicity.
>
> 
  Sorry, Prashant but in his example a = b, in which case it does hold.
But as pointed out earlier, sqrt(1) can be +1 OR -1.  And in this case
-1 should be selected as the correct answer.

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From: walrus@bessel.umd.edu (Grig Larson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: uNusuAl plAceS to dO IT!!
Date: 17 Apr 92 06:25:22 GMT
Organization: Punk Walrus Enterprises, Inc.


A friend of mine, based on a Playboy article, did it with his girlfriend 
in an airplane lavatory. But unlike the Playboy story, she had a bout with
"le pettit mor" <she passed out after orgasm> and they got stuck for an
hour while a stewardess was knocking every 5 min to ask if everything was
alright.
 
True story! His girlfriend hit him for telling me!
 

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
|\||/ A Punkie (tm) | 
|(o-) Qickie-.sig!  |
| /\                |
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
walrus@bessel.umd.edu 

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From: sasefj@junebug.unx.sas.com (Edith Jeffreys)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,aus.flame
Subject: Re: Real Cyberpunks Don't eat quiche.
Date: 13 Apr 92 16:02:03 GMT
Organization: SAS Institute Inc.
Originator: sasefj@junebug.unx.sas.com
X-Bytes: 560

In article <axolotl.703054977@syzygy>, axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au (Iain Sinclair) writes:
>prb@access.digex.com (Pat) writes:
> >
> >     - Real cyberpunks drink Jolt.
>
>Real cyberpunks have never kissed a girl.

cyberpunks are always male????
Oh sorry, i forgot to check my watch, i didnt realize what century
it is.

-- 
Edie Jeffreys            The fact is, no matter how closely I study it
SAS Institute, Inc.      No matter how I take it apart
SAS Circle, Cary, NC     No matter how i break it down
(919)677-8000 x6946      It remains consistent.  -- Belew
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: j_herlih@oz.plymouth.edu (Axl)
Subject: Re: TONGUE TWISTERS***
Reply-To: j_herlih@oz.plymouth.edu (Axl)
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, N.H.
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 23:15:01 GMT


How much dope did the dope dealer deal
if the dope dealer did deal dope?  :)


-Axl
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: haase@neuro.uchicago.edu (Mark Haase)
Subject: Tim Allen, etc.
Keywords: Tim Allen, Red Necks
Organization:  U. of Chicago
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 19:41:10 GMT

Does anyone have any of Tim Allen's (from the sitcom "Home Improvement")
"men are pigs" routines available.  Also, I saw a southern comedian whose
routine was "You know you're a redneck if ________."  Does anyone have these
available?  Thanks.

Chris 
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Dead baby jokes... really sick stuff.
Date: 10 Apr 92 09:48:51 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

A while ago someone was asking for dead baby jokes... here they are.

If you like kids (alive), don't read on. Some of these are really
nice... um... disgusting.



What's pink, charred, bloody, and blind?
        A baby with forks in its eyes trying to get its favourite toy
out of a lit fireplace.

What's red and hangs in trees?
        A baby that has been hit by a snowblower.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
        Because it was stapled to a chicken.

What does it take to make a dead baby float?
        One scoop of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby.

What's the difference between unloading a truck load of dead babies
and a truck load of bowling balls?
        You can use a pitchfork on the dead babies.

Why do they boil water when a baby's born?
        So that if it's born dead, they can make soup.

What's red, squirm in a corner, and burbles ?
        A baby chewing on a razor blade

What's red and white and goes around and around and around?
        A baby in a blender.

Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
        So you can watch its expression.

What's red and white, goes round and round and pretends it doesn't
give a shit?
        A baby in a blender that flicked its own switch.

What's red and bubbly and scratches at the window?
        A baby in a microwave.

What's red and crawls up your leg?
        A homesick abortion.

What's small, screams, and can't turn corners?
        A baby with a spear through it.

Whats 6 feet wide and can't turn round in corridors?
        A baby with a spear through it's head.

What's red and has a million holes in it?
        A baby on a bed of nails.

What's red and silver and crawls into walls?
        A baby with forks in its eyes.

Why is it so groovy to be a test tube baby?
        Because you get a womb with a view.

How do you cross an auditorium full of babies?
        With a snow blower.

What's gross?
        A live baby under a pile of dead babies!
What's grosser?
        He starts eating his way out!
What's even grosser?
        He makes it!!
What's even grosser than that?
        He goes back for seconds!!!

What's red and hangs from the ceiling?
    A baby on a meathook!

What's red and goes around and around?
    A baby in a garbage disposal!

What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
   Twins in an acid bath.

What's the difference between a jar of afterbirth and a jar of pebbles?
   You can't gargle with a jar of pebbles.

What's blue and squirms in the corner?
    A baby in a baggie!

What's green and sits in a corner?
    The same baby a week later!

What's worse than nailing a baby to a tree?
    Tearing them off.

What's black and stops cars?
    A baby in the exhaust!

What's worse than finding ten babies in a rubbish bin?
    Finding one baby in ten rubbish bins!

What's the best reason th have kids?
    A cheap alternative to turkey at christmas.

What's pink and stiff, and bringstears to a womans eyes in the morning?
    Cot death.
From: mparsons@fleming.iaims.bcm.tmc.edu (Mark Parsons)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS - Compiling a list
Date: 14 Apr 1992 13:25:22 GMT
Reply-To: mparsons@fleming.iaims.bcm.tmc.edu (Mark Parsons)
Originator: mparsons@fleming.iaims.bcm.tmc.edu


|> >|> I know the flames are going to come, but... 
|> >|> :-) 
|> >|> 			"Adult Male"   
|> >|> :-)
|> >|> -- 
|> >|> P.K.
|> >|> Geschwent@vax.muskingum.edu
|> >
|> >OK . . ..  
|> >
|> >	Women/Female drivers
|> >	Female engineer/scientist/you-add-your-favorite
|> >
|> >Back atcha P.K.!!!!!! ;-)
|> >-- 
|> >Mark A. Parsons
|> >mparsons@bcm.tmc.edu
|> 
|> Hello*  This is supposed to be fun and light-hearted and promoting
|> harmony among our fellows and understanding through humor (even
|> between the sexes if that's possible) and I'm going to be sick....


Ahhhh, but there are some smiley's on these posts . . . .it *is* 
intended in a fun and light-hearted way. ;-)

-- 
Mark A. Parsons
mparsons@bcm.tmc.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: TONGUE TWISTERS***
From: ajit@actrix.gen.nz (Ajit Rasiah)
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 11:29:33 GMT
Organization: Actrix Information Exchange

I'm not sure if this one has already been on the net, but here
goes:

Betty bought some butter but the butter Betty bought was bitter
so Betty bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better
but the bitter butter made the better butter bitter.
-- 
My .sig works - yay!!!
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: biesel@javelin.sim.es.com (Heiner Biesel)
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 15:34:27 GMT

v114nljy@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (DER FUSSBALLER) writes:




>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any takers?
>>>>>>>>>>>>Many Lakers.
>>>>>>>>>>>Danny is a faker.
>>>>>>>>>>Fuck Tammy Fay Baker.
>>>>>>>>>Yuck, may God take her.
>>>>>>>>Suck the blonde cake hair.
>>>>>>>Duck! a load of dripping Nair.
>>>>>>You assholes are not playing fair!
>>>>>Jim's asshole is getting excessive wear.
>>>>I'll cascade as much as a bloody well dare!
>>>Why are the lines getting closer to there? ----->
>>A Pie made from limes will likely make you gro hair.
>Why, at this time, would you decide to stop and stare??
Whine! T'is slime, should Esther not post rasters.
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: ksircar@mtholyoke.edu ( *T*)
Subject: Re: TONGUE TWISTERS***
Organization: Mount Holyoke College
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 02:38:03 GMT

Ping Phing Kho (kho@en.ecn.purdue.edu) writes:
: In article <1992Apr6.004626.3448@CSD-NewsHost.Stanford.EDU> amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog) writes:
: >In article <1992Apr5.202124.28338@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> 
: >  jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer) writes:
: >
: >>Okay - here's one that I have *never* seen anyone be able to do.
: >>
: >>                     "Toy Boat"
: >>
: >>Most people can't even say that twice in a row, slowly.
: >
: >This one is actually easy if you know the trick.  Don't say "Toy Boat" lots
: >of times, say "Boat Toy" lots of times.  This actually works for me!
: >
: >>John Fischer        
: >>Case Western Reserve University (yes, its a place!)
: >>Cleveland, Ohio
: >>jxf13@po.cwru.edu
: >
: >C "Rubber Baby Bugger Bumpers" Frog
: 
: OK now..., could anyone tell me what's so funny about this
: 	"TOY BOAT"   or   "BOAT TOY" thing?
: 
: I've tried to say it lotsa times with my foreign tounge, but still
: ain't seem to be a fun tounge twister to me.
: 
: -Ping-


Agreed...I can say "Toy Boat" fast lots of times..no problem.
SO where's the fun part?
					*T*
From: toney@kenyon.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Gay original joke: no offense intended
Date: 11 Apr 92 19:25:05 GMT
Organization: Kenyon College

Did you hear about the Gay Frog who "croaked"
from AIDS?

DOM from Kenyon
From: bmejia@nunki.usc.edu ('SC FB)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: TONGUE TWISTERS***
Date: 12 Apr 1992 23:03:03 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: nunki.usc.edu

I think this is the hardest tongue twister:

"Toy Boat"


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