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From: cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony)
Subject: A Rainbow of Flavors - Hopefully 
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 05:46:09 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <1992Apr9.151111.11898@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>In article <1992Apr8.215417.11450@uc.msc.edu> eab@uh.msc.edu (Edward Bertsch) writes:
>> people actually are NOT assholes... but this newsgroup, if I may
>> be so bold, seems to be filled with people to whom la-la land is
>> only the entrance way to a bigger and wierder alternate reality!)
>
>So, you're not interested in Romance or Majique Dust, hey?  
>'Tis too bad you don't appreciate the beauty of imagination
>and romance and friends....   So, if you don't like our
>"La-La" Land, as you so strangely put it, then WHY are you even
>bothering to read ARC-Land??  Maybe you should read newsgroups
>that "appeal" to you in a more appropriate fashion.... Yes??   
>Good Day to You, and May All Your Dreams Come True.... |-)

Or, maybe he oughta stay around and add a NEW flavor to this
group...after all, isn't it supposed to appeal to a wide variety of
romantic tastes?

I, for one, find Mr. Ed to be quite romantic.....

Miss CowPatti Mae
Weaving a Horse Blanket
for Mr. Ed
-- 

@>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,--> @>-`,-->
          >_,<    
          (oo)   I had eyes...but could not see  
  ,-------(._.)  I had lips...but could not speak  
 / |     ||      I had ears...but could not hear 
*  ||W--'||      You came along and suddenly the world opened to me. 
   ~~    ~~              The Mysterious Mr. Green 
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From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Southwest ARC (goofy/miniature) golf gathering
Date: 7 Apr 92 03:22:02 GMT
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA

From article <92096.230735AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET>, by AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET:
> Lee clarifies:
>>Actually they use me as a calibration source.  The green in that
>>shirt never varies.  They compare the spectra of my shirt to those
>>of suspected "Cool Stars"...
> 
> No, Lee. I believe that's "Kuhel" stars.  Don't let it happen again.
> 
> PS. Are you really willing to part with this classic piece of arc-lore (the
> first "arc-ifact"?) to award it to the buffest bod on the beach??? Hmmmmm...
> do you think the winner'd take it? *grin*

It is to be a continuing trophy.  Next year, the winner will have to
surrender it to his successor...  An opportunity that I'm sure
the previous champion will be more than happy to take advantage of..


Lee


-- 
Lee J. Groves, National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 12:54:20 GMT

>> Oh certainly... Here... we can make some more for actual EATING...
>> Blade
>
>Well, you want to come over sometime big fella and help me make one up?  I'll
>provide the bananas!
>
>Christy

Oh no... I'll provide all the bananas necessary....

mua hu ahahahahahahahaha

Blade
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh)
Subject: Re: Er.. Hello!?
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 11:00:46 GMT

Geoff unlurks and looks for acceptance in the land of ARC:
>... is it safe? have the CreamPies stopped flying yet?

Yes, the CreamPies have (for the moment) ceased to fly (strange how gravity
does that!)

As for safe???

Ender leaps from the branches of a nearby tree and lets loose with his
SuperSoaker 200 squirt gun, then runs away cackling gleefully...

Hurm.  Nope, I don't think it's safe yet.

>HELLO!!!!!!!!! room for one more in ARC?

There's ALWAYS room for... no...  wait...  YoDude already said that one...
Hurm. (again)

Welcome aboard!

>[mumble: yeah, well, it went down better at rehearsals]

Always does, always does...

>Geoff
>When you're tired of London, you're tired of choking on exhaust fumes.

Now THAT's a catchy .sig!!  Bravo!!

- Ender
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Erin & GRW Questions
Date: 10 Apr 92 01:53:47 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr09.175501.2653@ecst.csuchico.edu> wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (DARK_KNIGHT) writes:

>In article <1992Apr9.151922.12247@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>, lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>>In article <880189s.44@ace.acadiau.ca> 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART) writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr7.122526.5515@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>>>
>>>>Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
>>>
>>>>>>>>    "When one door of happiness closes,
>>>>>>>>         another opens; but often we look so
>>>>>>>>         long at the closed door that we do not
>>>>>>>>         see the one which has been opened for us."
>>>
>>>>>
>>>Jamie adds:
>>
>>>A door is to happiness as a cover is to a book, 
>>>only a beginning,
>>>if you never open the cover, you will never know the words.   
>>
>>
>>Beautiful insight ....  Thanks for sharing, Jamie. *HUG*
>>
>        Perhaps this is the best advertisement for not judging
>anyone by their appearance.  Just as a book can have an uninteresting
>cover, be ratty, torn, or in general not one that you would pick
>up and read...so, too, do people.  A persons appearance can be 
>unpleasing to the eye...perhaps they are overweight, have a physical
>defect (scar, limp, etc.) or some other thing.  We should endeavor
>to get to know this person before making a judgement.  Often times
>you will find a person like this to be very friendly, romantic,
>loving, faithful, etc.  All you have to do is look beyond the
>cover and at the person inside.  I think it is something that
>all of us are guilty of at one time or another.  We fail to
>see beyond the exterior.

>        Sorry for the preaching...this is a very important topic
>to me.  I coach junior bowlers on Saturday morning.  I see many
>of them who are awkward, or freckly-faced, or wearing glasses
>and braces, or some who are physically or mentally disabled.
>Many times, these same people (after a few years) have outgrown
>the awkwardness, had their braces removed, are now wearing
>contacts, or have improved (through very hard work) the amount
>of their disability.  They are the ones that I find are the 
>most rewarding to work with.  They are less concerned with
>physical attributes and enjoy having a friend.  To see the
>transformation of some of these people is a great source
>of wonder and pride.  Wonder because of the difference from
>when I first met them, and pride (perhaps self type) that I
>had even a small part in helping them.


Hear Hear, it is interesting to note that here in ARC you get to know people 
before or without seeing a person, and these are some of the 
closest relationships!

Jamie
>        Back to fun and games.....
From: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Er.. Hello!?
Date: 17 Apr 92 19:57:10 GMT
Article-I.D.: IASTATE.1992Apr17.145710
Reply-To: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Organization: Iowa State University

In article <9204161744.AA05795@nettlerash.berkeley.edu>, GMEAD@CERNVM.BITNET
(Geoff Mead) writes:
> [dave reckons he didn't contradict himself, then proves that there's no
> logic to events around here]
> 
> sorry to have to correct you, dave, but you most definitely DID contradict
> yourself. though i must admit (must i?) that the definition of "new" does
> give you a loophole in the regulations... :)

Loopholes are my specialty.  :-)

> what exactly is hounourable about attacking (yes, attacking) a poor (yup),
> innocent (maybe), defenceless (probably not), happy (ha ha ha wheeee)
> person (nope)? well? where's the "honour" in that?

I never did say it was honorable.  (And if I did, I didn't mean it. :-)  I was
just saying it was fun! :-)
 
> okay, so many of the people here are honourable - they didn't attack poor me.
> yet :)

The yet part is the important part.
I think you just picked the wrong time to come in:  right in the middle of Food
Fight III.  Just wipe everything off and join in the fun.
 
> oh yeah, how come YOU ended up with all the female company?? i think the
> script needs re-writing...

Nah,  I think if fits just fine.  :-)
Really, though, the poster writes the script, so I can do what ever I want. 
:-P

Dave Roy
Official Masseur to the 
President of the RFA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S Fitzgerald)
Subject: Next get-together...
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 02:30:48 GMT

So where is this SummerChat[tm] that everyone keeps talking about
going to be, anyway????? And is anyone coming to RI for the Newport
Jazz, Folk, or (classical) Music Festivals? Aspetto con ansia una
vostra riposta...... :-)
-------------------
"Wer reitet so spaet durch Nacht und Wind?"
-- 
Sarek of Vulcan
a.k.a. Garrett Fitzgerald
     `:-)
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Erin & GRW Questions
Date: 6 Apr 92 23:45:27
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: Erin Anderson's message of Tue, 7 Apr 1992 00:57:45 -0500

Erin comments:
>Lis reads:
>>	"When one door of happiness closes,
>>         another opens; but often we look so
>>         long at the closed door that we do not
>>         see the one which has been opened for us."
>I think the answer to this, is most of us don't like change in something
>we are comfortable with.  [...]
>We keep looking to the old, for it is stability.
>The new open door is something we have had little time to learn, and
>there might be the chance of loss of the new door, and problems that
>could occur from it.  There...  Is that a good one?

Good enough by me.  I'd just like to add that, though your comments
seem to focus on the stability of soulful bliss, they apply equally
well to the stability of *mental agony*.  Constant pain numbs, and
while the end of blissful stability is associated with heart-rending
loss, the end of painful stability can be equally wrenching.  The
individual may feel lost in an environment without the suffering that
s/he experienced for so long, and feel that they somehow *deserve* all
that pain and can't live without it.

This trap is not easily circumvented alone -- were I to encounter such
an individual, I would work to get them to focus on the ugliness of
their pain, to see how their own lives have been distorted by that
pain, and then to see that there *is* a better alternative.  Giving
them a solution is almost never enough, without convincing them that
they *need* a solution by holding up a mirror in their faces first.

I think I'll stop here, before I take all the *romance* out of
ARCland.  Just thought I'd throw in my tarnished two-pence worth.  8-}

LexicographicalFiend, Pundis Horrendis Aevi
  Official ReallyGrossDittyWriter of ARCland and DirtyMindedApe
  SecondBro to Rip, 'Chelle and HotDi, SpiritualBro to Lis
  'Chelle's Bouncer, Plucked From Retirement
  BackupLeatherGod and LexiTerminator
  GOGIL/DeepFUDJE's Second in Challenge II
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Jamie and GRW's Bed
Date: 16 Apr 92 15:16:12 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr14.140706.23637@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>From: Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
>Subject: Re: Jamie and GRW's Bed
>Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 14:06:54 -0500

>>>>Boy you know, it's kind of HOT here too, I think I should go FOR a drink, 
>>>>all this talk about CHOCOLATE is making me THIRSTY, maybe I should go FOR a 
>>>>nice cool coke.  Maybe I just need SOMETHING ELSE...like a fan.
>>>>
>>>>Now who might have a fan?
>>>>    ^^^
>>>>Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
>>
>>>        I believe this is the point I am supposed to become jealous,
>>>right?  Hm.  I tink I mite jus doo dat.  8)
>>
>>Do you mean Jealous or Bodyguardous?
>>
>>I assure you sir that I only have the VERY BEST intentions *yet another 
>>innocent smile*                       ^^^^^^^^^

>        Just watch yourself!  I will have to get angry if you do too
>much here with her!  :)  I will rip your *&$^# off...  :)  And I know
>it will be painful, for I shall use a spoon...  NO!  Better even...  a
>SPORK!!!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!  AND YOU WILL BE IN SUCH PAIN, BEAUTIFUL
>PAIN!  AND...

>        OH!  I am so Sorry.  I got a little over excited there.  (Erin
>bows out.)

Ummmmmmmm, RIGHT, what constitutes too much? Just remember I didn't HAVE to 
put all of your parts back when I re-superglued you dood?  Besides, I really 
do have VERY GOOD intentions, wait 'till you see the smiles...
        ^^^^^^^^^
:}

  Jamie Stuart               " I don't know what's wierder,
                            that you are fighting a stuffed
                            animal or that you seem to be
                                     losing."
                                          -Susie (C&H)
From: AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: I hereby Issue my challenges!
Date: 9 Apr 92 05:14:04 GMT
Article-I.D.: ASUACAD.92099.221404AUCHV
Organization: Arizona State University

Yo, Redneck!

   If you haven't selected your second for the duel... well, I'd like to
offer my services... I'm quick, athletic, and flatly refuse to fight fair :-).

Humbly and corageously,
Rogue
---
Christopher Vacano         *  "We are wounded in fear, injured in doubt.  I
Industrial Design          *  can lose myself... you I can't live without...
Arizona State U.           *  yeah, you keep me hanging on." -- U2
AUCHV@ASUVM.INRE.ASU.EDU   *_________________________________________________
ARC: F1/2PBftSotRFAaOD/MCttRFA... Rogue. BabyBro to Clare, Kristiina and Eric
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: GRW and OFSA squaring off
Keywords: Kissing and fighting and making up
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 22:24:39 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.154903.17756@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Steve Salter) writes:
>lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) challenges:
>>All right, Steven, what'll it be.... wrestling match in the
>>chocolate vat or a one-on-one food fight??   <leer>
>
>Let's forget the food, gorgeous one, and just do some one-on-one!
>*wink*
>
>Steven

Why Steven, I never would have thought!!  Lis smiles 
seductively at Steven and begins slowly walking towards 
him, secretly hiding a huge bowl of honey behind her.

Lis places one arm around Steven's neck as he begins to 
place his hands on her waist...."Steven, do you wanna
be my honey??"  Steven smiles and suddenly Lis dumps the
bowl of honey right over Steve's head.  "You make such
a good looking *honey*...."        |-)

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Erin's Questions - GRW
Keywords: Kissing
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 15:19:47 -0500

>>Steve states:
>>You do kiss well, Erin...*nudge nudge* *loud guffaw*...Juuuuuust
>>joking!

	You have been awful nice to me lately...  Steve?  Are you
trying something funny?  :)  Hm..??  ;)  Ooo...  But I wanna moustache
to kiss  :]   Mwahahaha!  Stevie!  (Oh, yeah...  she really does have
a nice face...
-- 
Erin Anderson    -    Socks    -    The Robe, The Ring, and The Romance.
ARC's Philosopher, Dreamer, & Stand-up Comedian.
		       (Lis's Hero on call 24 hours.)
From: ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: New Secretary to da Prez
Date: 10 Apr 92 05:56:57 GMT
 <1992Apr8.055850.12949@uunet.uu.net><1992Apr9.131216.6829@csd.brispoly.ac.uk>
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

Joe cOOl puns:
>}
>}Shhhhhhhh...  we're converting all the retired SR-71A Blackbirds to new
>}Space Shuttles and naming them ALL "Endeavour" to confuse the Martians...
> 
>Shouldn't that be -
> 
> 
>"Endervour"  ?

Dammit! It was such an obvious pun and I missed it. This is what happens 
when you lost your mind. Mine is still roaming somewhere out there. Thank
God for these PR Agents.

Richard
Official RoadRunner of RFA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: TushRater
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 18:34:56 GMT

Lee asks:
>From article <riiq5INNbiu@agate.berkeley.edu>, by scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier):
>> 
>> 
>> I've got it.  The first annual ARC tush contest.  Guys line up and our judge
>> 'Chelle will give her astute opinion as to who has the best tush in ARC.
>
>Am I allowed to enter, or would that create a conflict of interest? :)

I think it would create a conflict of interest, but you know I can rate your
tush anytime...

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
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                       Or is it madness?
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 00:41:56 GMT

In article <92105.155210AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET> <AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
>Christy introduces herself:
>Now, to address various other issues raised in the thousands of other welcomes
>you've received *smile*... I just want to go on the record as being the first
>guy to welcome you aboard without flirting with or throwing food at you...

Now WAIDDAMINUT!!!!  I NEVER threw ANYTHING at her!!  That was Ender.  I only
said that there was always room for jello!!!

>*big nethug*
>
>Laters!
>---
>Christopher Vacano         *  "The principles of lust are easy to understand:

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
and Official Green Light Spotter for the Secretary
to the President of the RFA.
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
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From: cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony)
Subject: Re: An abduction.....
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 17:56:35 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <1992Apr13.063602.18195@pony.Ingres.COM> sbull@Ingres.COM (Stephen Bull) writes:
>>>>>> On 10 Apr 92 03:43:41 GMT, cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony) said:
>CP> Have you been kidnapped?  You haven't contacted your insurance agent,
>CP> and I received an envelope in the mail today that contained part of one
>CP> of your body parts.....shall I save it for you?
>
>Don't worry Cowpatti, if you save it, over time they'll keep posting
>more 'body parts' and by Christmas you may have the whole of him
>(minus a few bits that get lost in the post ;-} )
>Well its cheaper than paying for a regular air ticket!
>Trog

Well, if Mr. Green is anything like this piece of body part....then
maybe it is better that he sends himself to me bit by bit, because
otherwise I might not be able to stand the shock of meeting such a man
face to face....


Which reminds me.....I went driving up to the mountains yesterday to
hike up to some falls, and I passed this place called "Used Body
Parts"......I wonder if Mr. Green works there....

CowPatti

-- 

@>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,--> @>-`,-->
          >_,<   Cuando te acuerdes de mi, hechate una copa a mi salud. 
          (oo)   Porque donde quiera que estes, vas a cabar llorando mares.
  ,-------(._.)  Porque no vas a negar, que me llevas muy adentro.
 / |     ||      Y aunque lo quieras a no, sigo siendo tu tormento.
*  ||W--'||      Que le vas a hacer, Corazon?  Que le vas a hacer, Corazon? 
   ~~    ~~      Si te estas muriendo por mi amor?  [Cuco Sanchez]
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From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: charter of this group - is there one?
Date: 6 Apr 92 11:54:35 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

In article <LF.92Apr4194958@barkley.berkeley.edu> lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
>EddyB asks:
>>I have been reading this group, and I guess I am wondering, what is
>>its charter supposed to be?
>
>Seriously though, if there ever was a charter, it was lost in the
>avalanche of FlyingFoodstuffs and FreeFlirting, way back when men were
>horny, women were assertive, and life was OneBigFling.

Or was it when men were REal men; women were REAl women and small furry
creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Alpha
Centauri?

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle

==============================
All of the letters in all of the words
In all of the books all over the world
They're nothing but sounds vowels and nouns
For talking to strangers that's all they're worth
Words are unable to speak of love
Like a smile in a whisper does
Words are unable to speak of love
Like a smile in a whisper does
From: kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Date: 14 Apr 92 18:11:20 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <BMoEso.Irq@world.std.com>, Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S Fitzgerald) writes:
> In article <1992Apr13.224133.22954@nic.umass.edu> S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( ) writes:
>>Hi everyone!  I'm new to this group.  Just thought I'd check it out and it
>>seems pretty cool....So, do you have room for another new face??
> 
> Always room for another new face, Christy! :-) Welcome aboard! :-)
> <*readying his Pad Thai catapult behind his back...*>

Hey Christy! Catch! *tosses Atomic Pie Launcher to her*

You might need this. I won't as I'm still in a daze from Sunday night and
couldn't possible get in a food-fight mood... *evil grin as I pull out a
pomegranite grenade....*

Welcome,
-- 
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PhoneNet: (502)745-4246	  (Bowling Green, KY)  | eat the HELL out of it!
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