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From: acas@cgl.citri.edu.au (Andrew Cassin)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Best Simpsons Moment
Date: 30 Jul 92 23:08:18 GMT
Organization: RMIT Advanced Computer Graphics Centre, CITRI, Melbourne

sramirez@milos.intel.com (Steve Ramirez) writes:

>Are you kidding? It's gotta be when Monty Burns is referring to his 
>aging, overweight Doberman, "Crippler"

>"... ahh, I recall when he bagged his first hippie, that young
> man didn't think it was too GR-O-O-O-O-VY!!! (sadistic laughter)"

> And in the same episode, when Smithers dressed up as a Girl Scout for
> the dog to attack.. "if that were a REAL Girl Scout, I'd be annoyed by
> now!"

Yes that episode was *GREAT*!!!

But personally, the best scene in this episode was when Ned Flanders is 
talking to Mr. Burns and Smithers about recycling:

Ned Flanders: "You see recycling is our way of giving mother earth a 
		great big hug."
Mr. Burns:    "Yes, well that does sound like fun, I cant wait to go pawing
		through my garbage like some starving racoon."
Mr. Burns: (to smithers)
	      "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!"
Mr. Burns: (to flanders)
	      "Well, neighbour I see you got your running shoes on, 
	      thats a good thing..."


Ahh it cracks me up every time...

ACAS
From: yantosca@buast7.bu.edu (Robert Yantosca)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Best Simpsons Moment
Date: 31 Jul 92 13:32:42 GMT
Organization: Astronomy Department, Boston University, Boston, MA, USA

For me, the best Simpsons' moment is the whole scene where Homer
is in 'The Land of Choooooooocolate'.  The look of wonderment on his face
is just tremendous!  Especially when he takes a bite out of the
chocolate dog...

Bob "Big Shirtless Rob" Y.

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From: mirsky1@husc8.harvard.edu (David Mirsky)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Krusty Birthday Buddies
Date: 26 Jul 92 03:54:56 GMT
Organization: Harvard University Science Center

In article <28522@goofy.Apple.COM> jpugh@apple.com (Jon Pugh) writes:
>I was just cruising through some old Simpsons tapes and came across a scene
>where Bart is watching Krusty and they run names of all the birthday kids 
>at very high speed and Bart says, "Best 8 bucks I ever spent."  This was
>very humorous, but I thought it might be interesting to slow mo the list
>and jot down the names to see if there was anything funny in it.
>

Hi. I recognized two others from the list. They are:

>Ken Keeler
>Patric Verrone>

I actually know Ken Keeler personally, and I have been introduced to
Patric Verrone. I met both while I wrote for the Harvard Lampoon.
(I was class of 1990-1992).  Both men were members of the Lampoon.
Ken graduated in 1981 or so- I think about the same time as most of
the members who write for the Simpsons. Ken was getting a PHD in Math
from Harvard while I was a member of the Lampoon. He often stopped by
the Lampoon during that time.  After getting his PHD, he got a job
with Bell Labs. However, he left the job soon after because he was
hired at Late Night. He was recently fired, but I believe he is
now writing for another show.
 
Patric Verrone graduated from Harvard around the same time, or before,
Ken. He has written and produced for television. I cant remember
which shows.

The latest copy of Harvard magazine has a long article on Harvard grads
who are involved in comedy professionally. I havent read the article, so
I dont know if it is any good. I know Patric Verrone is mentioned it,
as well as many of the writers of the Simpsons. Ken may be in there too.
 
There may be other old Lampoon people on that list. I dont have many 
old issues, but I could probably ask someone about them.

David
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From: huepper@marie.physik.tu-berlin.de (Guido Huepper)
Subject: Re: The first "D'oh !"
Keywords: Homer - D - O - H
Organization: ZRZ/TU-Berlin
Distribution: world 
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 16:26:45 GMT

In <schnitzi.712006921@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
 [ ... ]

>This reminds me -- when I was in Germany last November
>I got achance to see the Simpsons in German.  The interesting
>thing was that in German, Bart calls Homer "Papa" which
>I assume means father in German.  They completely miss
>the joke that Bart calls his father by his first name all
>the time.

Excuse me, I saw the Simpsons every time in German, can you explain me
the joke ??
Many sons call their fathers by their first name.

-guido

>mark
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From: courtney@sequent.com (Courtney Powell)
Subject: David: Simpson Questions Ahoy
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 92 02:01:27 GMT

David Mirsky (and all who are interested!):

It's funny.. I've had ssooo many questions I had prepared shall I ever meet a 
staff member of the Simpsons, and now that I get my chance... I forget them
all! :)

Anyhow, I'll try these, for now:

1. Is there ever going to be a Simps' full-length movie? Last I heard, two
   plots were under consideration. Can we know a little about them? Has prod-
   uction started yet?! 
2. Why is the animation being handed off to ANOTHER production company?
   Will the quality be just as good (a dumb question, but, ya know)
3. Are there ANY plans for a soundtrack containing all the cool background
   Alf Clausen scores from the Simpsons? (A TRUE dream for me!)

finally, a few little points:

Has anyone compiled a list of all of Troy Maclure's starring roles? I started
work on one once, but lost interest. I suppose I could start it up again...?
[Ya know the ones I'm referring to.. Gladys, The Groovy Mule - Troy And Company
's Summertime Smile Factory - Jack Hendrickson, Union Buster - Here Comes The
Metric System, etc.]

And finally, here is MY theory of the origin of "Eat My Shorts"!

At least a year before the Simpsons began, my Dad and I were driving through a
parking lot of a major mall here in sunny Portland, OR, scouring for a spot.
Suddenly, it appeared over the horizon: a free space. My Dad floored it, only
to find himself cut off by another motorist. Frusterated, he began to curse,
"Hey! Eat My..." Realizing that there was a minor in the car, he re-thought his
actions, and finished with "...Shorts!" I started laughing hysterically, as did
the other motorist. Conclusion: The other motorist WAS Matt Groening!

-Cabel Maxfield Sasser [Temporarily using Courtney Powell's account!]
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From: jdonald@us.oracle.com (John R. Donald)
Subject: Re: The Blackboard
Organization: Oracle Corporation
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 00:12:43 GMT
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>John R. Donald <jdonald@us.oracle.com> cavils:
>> what a dork!  The concept of 'taking credit' for a list of compiled
>> blackboard quotes is ridiculous, as is the concept of copyrighting
>> a 'capsule'.
>
Buckey Whaley whines:
>
>Raymond does the work.  There's nothing dorky or odd about expecting
>other people to identify Raymond Chen's work as Raymond Chen's work.

I saw the Simpsons on TV the other day, and I have decided to make a list
of all the funny names.

The following is copyrighted material, and if you use any of these names,
i expect you to credit me:

Funny Names on the Simpsons:
---------------------------
Apu
Krusty
Buckey

Copyright 1992, John Donald

(Hah!  I've slipped in a bogus one, so if someone uses it without my 
permission, I'll be able to catch them red-handed!!  I almost hope someone
trys it!!)

The people who produce the Simpsons do the work.
-- 
"Good Idea, Boss."	- Homer Simpson

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From: c8923075@cc.newcastle.edu.au
Subject: (aus) Is it just me?
Organization: University of Newcastle, AUSTRALIA
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 10:57:49 GMT

Is it just me, or does everyone else think that the fifth Australian Simpsons
Illustrated is the worst issue yet?

The layout of the magazine is almost identical to the american issue,,  The
typeface is too small,,  Too much low-quality junk like the Tattoo and "Dirty
Old Man" letter Ron de Martin said he wasn't going to print.. lying scumbag,,
No mega-sized poster,,  Most of the "In the News" articles where plagerized
directly from the US,,  and to top it all off, they completely stuffed up my
contribution. >:(

...and those photographs of Yeardley,,  Waaughh!  Pretty scary!

--
 Chris (Not a Trielle Corporation spokesman) Baird,,
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From: tim@refuge.Colorado.EDU (Tim Hunter)
Subject: Need Krusty / Itchy / Scratchy bitmaps!
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 00:36:19 GMT

Does anyone know where I can get my hands on bitmaps of Simpsons
folks besides Bart/Lisa/Maggie/Homer/Marge?

Tim
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From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Best Simpsons Moment
Date: 31 Jul 92 02:28:25 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <152i1bINNjmd@cs.widener.edu> MXWA%Met%TES@encon01.encon.pge.COM writes:

>My favorite favorite favorite sequence, from ALL the Simpsons ever made, has
>to be in "Itchy and Scratchy vs. Marge" (or whatever), when all the kids turn
>off their televisions and awaken to the world.  Beautiful...pure genius.

>Huck Nelson is the icing on the cake.

And who could forget the Itchy & Scratchy Expurgated Cartoon:

"They Love, and Share,
and Share and Love and Share.

Love, love love,
Share, share share..."

"Would you like some lemonade?"
"Yes, please...."


					James Willer email to jmw1388@cs.rit.edu
{The opinions above are probably NOT those of
 Hanan Polansky. I don't know. I never asked.}
From: hpky@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: What is D'oh??? Was: Best Simpsons Moment
Date: 31 Jul 92 19:47:55 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <neuss.712583889@carioca> neuss@igd.fhg.de (Christian Neuss ) :

nders

>  What does it sound like: "Dee-oh", or "doe", or ..
>  What does it mean? Isn't "doe" an alias for money?

"D'oh" definitely sounds like "doe" (a deer, a female deer).

Of course the tone of the phrase is what gives it it's emotional
impact (and unique appeal).  Imagine, if you will, how you would
say "D'oh" if someone just ran over your foot with their car and
I think you will get the general idea.

As to what it means .... ????  (well, it's not money and it's not
deer)

					James Willer email to jmw1388@cs.rit.edu
{The opinions above are probably NOT those of
 Hanan Polansky. I don't know. I never asked.}
From: rbrbrn@meteor.wisc.edu (Rob Holmes)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Nancy That!
Date: 21 Jul 92 12:41:51 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin, Meteorology and Space Science

In article <1992Jul21.020225.1@cc.newcastle.edu.au> c8923075@cc.newcastle.edu.au writes:
>
>I've spied another movie appearance that Brendan may consider
>including in the FAQ,,
>
>Nancy Carthwright shows up in a movie made in 1985 titled ``Yellow
>Pages''.  The plot revolves about a (cheap) LA private investigator who is
>hired to follow some thingorother to the Netherlands.  Nancy (aka
>`Stephanie') makes her appearance about 2/5ths of the way into the movie
>as one of a group of friends who spend their vacation at the same hotel as
>the detective. 
>
>Overall I grade the movie a C- ..but one scene that I'll find hard to
>forget was Stephanie being busted smooching with some gigolo at a party --
>for some inexplicable reason I found this funny,, (Maybecause the guy was
>a clear foot taller than her :)
>
I believe she was also in the movie "Bimbo Bowlers from Buffalo".

WIBA
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From: dave@admiral.uucp (Dave Litchman)
Subject: Re: The first "D'oh !"
Organization: The Admiral's Unix System & The Grid BBS
Distribution: world 
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 00:46:53 GMT
Keywords: Homer - D - O - H

In article <huepper.712081605@marie> huepper@marie.physik.tu-berlin.de (Guido Huepper) writes:
>In <schnitzi.712006921@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
> [ ... ]
>
>>This reminds me -- when I was in Germany last November
>>I got achance to see the Simpsons in German.  The interesting
>>thing was that in German, Bart calls Homer "Papa" which
>>I assume means father in German.  They completely miss
>>the joke that Bart calls his father by his first name all
>>the time.
>
>Excuse me, I saw the Simpsons every time in German, can you explain me
>the joke ??
>Many sons call their fathers by their first name.

Not in the US. Most children (girls included) refer to their fathers by some
term of endearment, i.e. Dad, Daddy, Pop, etc. The fact that Bart refers to his
father as 'Homer' implies that he's not as close to his dad as he could be.


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From: cshjw@cybaswan.UUCP (Hywel Williams)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Simpsons Ullman Shorts
Keywords: shorts ullmann
Date: 21 Jul 92 12:21:21 GMT

Does anyone out there have a copy of all/most of the Simpsons Shorts that were
shown on the Tracy Ullman Show in the States ?  When the show was shown over
here in the UK these were editted out so, as far as I know these shorts have
never been shown on British TV!

If someone would be willing make me a copy of these I'd be very grateful -
email me!
(My VCR can play NTSC as well as PAL so that's not a problem)

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From: johnnyp@HALDI.LCS.MIT.EDU (John D. Piscitello)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: The first "D'oh !"
Keywords: Homer - D - O - H
Date: 27 Jul 92 18:34:19 GMT
Organization: MIT Laboratory for Computer Science
Originator: johnnyp@HALDI.LCS.MIT.EDU


In article <huepper.712081605@marie>, huepper@marie.physik.tu-berlin.de (Guido Huepper) writes:
|> In <schnitzi.712006921@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
|>  [ ... ]
|> 
|> >This reminds me -- when I was in Germany last November
|> >I got achance to see the Simpsons in German.  The interesting
|> >thing was that in German, Bart calls Homer "Papa" which
|> >I assume means father in German.  They completely miss
|> >the joke that Bart calls his father by his first name all
|> >the time.
|> 
|> Excuse me, I saw the Simpsons every time in German, can you explain me
|> the joke ??
|> Many sons call their fathers by their first name.

	That's part of the problem in exporting American humor, and probably
why it's different in Germany. If you don't live in the culture, you miss
some of the jokes.

	In America, sons rarely call their dads by their first name. Bart
occasionally uses "Dad", but in his more obnoxious moments he uses "Homer",
which is generally a sign of disrespect (Lisa *always* calls Homer "Dad").

	The joke is that it's a sign of disrespect that Bart calls Homer
"Homer". It's also kind of funny that Homer calls Bart "boy" most of the time.
I can't really explain the "joke" that well, it's just funny, that's all.

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From: C0031018@dbstu1.rz.tu-bs.de (Johannes Heyer)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Simpsons on the big screen
Date: 27 Jul 92 14:30:52 GMT
Organization: Widener University Mail/News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.widener.edu


Hi,

I saw Simpsons stuff in two movies I watched recently.

* Dan Castellanata (sp?) was in the credits of "K9".
* In "Die Harder" a Stewardess turns on the TV to entertain the people
  on the plane while they are circeling around the airport. Later you
  can get a short glimpse of a Simpsons episode that is shown on the TV.
  I believe it's the episode 7G04 "There's no disgrace like home". You
  can see OFF at Dr. Monroe's clinic using the electric therapy chairs.

Have fun
         Johannes

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From: bwatson@nyx.cs.du.edu (bruce watson)
Subject: My fave moment (actually dialogue)
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Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 19:38:26 GMT

Homer Simpson: Oooooh, it's good news isn't it?
Doctor Hibbert: No, Mr. Simpson..
HS: Ohhh..
Dr:...if, in fact, you consumed the venom of the blowfish and
    from what the chef has told me it's quite probable, you have twenty
    four hours to live.
HS: Twenty four hours!
Dr: Well..., twenty two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long.
HS: Oh, Marge, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
Dr: Well, if there's one consolation it's that you will feel no
    pain at all until sometime tomorrow evening when your heart
    suddenly explodes. Now, a little death anxiety is normal. Uh, you
    can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial...
HS: No way because I'm not dying.
Dr: ...second is anger..
HS: Why you little, (unintelligible) ...
Dr: ...after that comes fear...
HS: What's after fear!? What's after fear!?
Dr: ...bargaining...
HS: Doc, you gotta get me out of this. I'll make it worth your
    while.
Dr: ...finally, acceptance.
HS: Well, we all gotta go sometime.
Dr: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me.
 

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From: cal@ee.ryerson.ca (Calvin Henry-Cotnam)
Subject: Re: re: Best Simpsons Moment
Organization: Ryerson Polytechnical Institute, Toronto
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 14:42:23 GMT

Its hard to pick a Best Simpsons Moment, but here's one that had me rolling:

The episode where Bart was going to jump the ravine (canyon/gorge?) on his
skate board where Homer comes to stop him and ends up jumping himself.
Just as he thinks he will make the jump, his trajectory changes and he misses
the other side.  The really funny part is the rescue.

He is air lifted on a stretcher with his head towards the wall of the canyon
and as he is lifted, he keeps hitting the wall.  After being lifted out and
placed in the ambulance, it speeds off and its doors fly open and the stretcher
rolls out and falls back down the canyon.

Kinda reminds me of the story that Eddie Murphy tells on his Delerious video
about his aunt who always has a fall on the stairs when she visits, only with
her, it is her own actions that make the fall go on forever.

Calvin Henry-Cotnam, CATE            |    MY CANADA INCLUDES CANADIANS!
Ryerson Polytechnical Institute      | I would really like this to include
Toronto, Ontario, Canada             | Quebec - but I won't hold my breath.
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From: blythes@cs.rpi.edu (Stephen Blythe)
Subject: Re: "Dead Putting Society" and Simpsons' precognition
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 14:38:51 GMT

In article <1992Jul28.210127.1@cc.newcastle.edu.au>, c8923075@cc.newcastle.edu.au writes:
|> Following-up article <45812@licra.dn.mu.oz.au> DAVIS@licra.dn.mu.oz.au wrote:
|> >
|>   [The "Still just a potatoe" DYN that Ian Davis discovered in "Dead
|>   Putting Society"]
|> >
|> > When I first saw it I rolled around laughing.  This time it made me stop 
|> > and think.  A bit spooky really.
|> 
|> Very spooky,, How else out there agrees with me that one of the writing
|> team must be psychic? The evidence to support this accusation is
|> substantial.. 
|> 

More likely is that Danny boy views the Simpsons as educational TV - or better
yet that our "education president's" administration did, and are now thoroughly
convinced that potato is really spelled potatoe ... only in America ...

-steve

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From: damian+@pitt.edu (Liquid Cooled Spherical Imaging)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Best Simpsons Moment
Date: 31 Jul 92 19:13:31 GMT
Organization: RaveReaction CandyLoop Clothing

Best Moment That Everyone Forgot
-------------------------------- 

The Halloween episode where Burns is crushed by the robot he created.  He
then goes off and starts saying "Organs..crushed.....Bones...broken....Loss.
of..appetite...and..a..slight..headache.."

I LOVE IT!!  My roomies and I quoted that scene all last year!

OR
--

In the episode LISA'S PONY when Homer is leaving the house and the Bart asks,
"Hey, Homer!  Where ya goin'"

"Going for..........eight hour walk".

Then Homer gets in the car and says "Homer sleep now" and his head falls on 
the horn.

That is also killer


BTW, a cool thing that my roomies and I did was use the LAND OF CHOCOLATE scene
on our answering machine.  It started with Homer saying "Hmmmmm..The Land of
Chocolate".  And then, as the music played, my girlfriend said (in a cheesy
happy voice) "No one is here right now...we are all swimming in a sea of
nougat in the Land of Chocolate.  But, if you leave your name after the beep,
someone will graciously return your call.  And yes, Have a Lovely Day!".  It
sounds like someting from the 40's.  GREAT!

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