HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: sheph@wam.umd.edu (pale blue eyes)
Subject: Re: I'M SORRY (was Re: CALLING ALL RADIO TRANSMITTERS!)
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 00:53:59 GMT

(dave) writes:
>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>(dave) writes:
>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>(dave) writes:
>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>(dave) writes:
>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>(dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>(dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>(dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>put that put that put that up your wall.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>suspicion yourself, suspicion yourself; don't get caught.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>she should know, she's been there twice.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>chronic town, poster torn, reaping wheel
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not only deadlier, but smarter too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>it was 'round about midnight, eastern time ....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>reason it could polish up the grey.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>... a two-headed cow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>martyr misconstrued
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not everyone can carry the weight of the world.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>pass the magic pillow underhead.
>>>>>>>>>>>>eleven gallows on your sleeve
>>>>>>>>>>>did we miss anything?
>>>>>>>>>>we could gather, throw a fit.
>>>>>>>>>conversation fear!
>>>>>>>>could it be that one small voice doesn't count in the world?
>>>>>>>up the stairs, to the landing; up the stairs, into the hall.
>>>>>>tell now what is dreaming; when we try, listen with your eyes, oversimplify.
>>>>>a handshake is worthy, if it's all that you've got.
>>>>wrap your heels in bones of steel.
>>>the city on the river has a girl without a dream.
>>god-damn your confusion.
>if your friend took a fall, are you obligated to follow?
what will be your look this season?

-- 
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
<>   stephanie j. bartosz      sheph@wam.umd.edu       univ. of maryland  <> 
<>          "the only thing to fear is fearlessness." --r.e.m.            <>  
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: geography, short-wave radios, and you
Date: 10 Nov 92 14:44:33 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: The Really Useless Computer Company


In article <1dibrcINN1lf@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu>
ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:

#  Me: Does the radio work on European current?

So the U.S. has a single electrical standard? Was that a decision of
the Electrical College we heard so much about last week?



-- 
                                  //// Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
Don't get off while it's moving. ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
                                ////                  E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
                               ////       Phone 031-650 2756  Fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana)
Subject: zippers
Organization: NCAR/UCAR
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 17:33:09 GMT

I just noticed last night that my fake Gore-Tex pants that I wear
on my ride to work have a double zipper on the pocket, the kind that's
on sleeping bags so you can open them from either the inside or the
outside.  

It's nice to know that if I ever get accidentally zipped inside my 
pocket that I can get out by myself.

-- 
/\     There may be honor among thieves, but there's none among politicians.
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
      \______________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: silver@xrtll.uucp (Hi Ho Silver)
Subject: Re: short Batman confession
Organization: What you won't find on my desk.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 02:15:40 GMT

Sayeth grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy):
$In article <1992Oct31.012124.3973@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
$*selina kyle made one hot-looking werecat.
$Nah.  She looked better in the old grey catsuit in the other episode.

   She looked absolutely fabulous when she was impaled on my throbbing
wand of lust.

silver "lick _this_, babe"
-- 
|I know that sometimes my jaw clicks when I eat.  Void where prohibited.|
|Have you seen this boy?  Lust never sleeps.  I say hurl.  Honey, I'm   |
|home. _________________________________________________________________|
|_____/ silver@bokonon.UUCP    ...!{uunet|becker|xrtll}!bokonon!silver  |
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: highway riding
Date: 8 Nov 92 14:51:00 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <1992Nov8.044655.25536@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>In article <1992Nov8.012932.25069@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (The Steel General's Batsman) writes:
>>if you can't utilize the ascii capability 
>>of a simple SCREEN TERMINAL
>>to communicate your intentions
>>(with space)
>>(with visual     					pacing)
>>then you're just not up to speed yet.
>It's got nothing to do with screen terminals. This is merely for the benefit
>of those reading on a teletype. The waste of paper provides added dynamics.

>^L
>mdw

Well, asshole, each time my terminal comes across a formfeed in a message,
it ejects the CRT across the room and I have to go buy a new one.  Expect to
clean up the shards of glass with your tongue REAL SOON NOW...
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:37841 alt.whine:769
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.whine
Subject: rec.humor."funny"
Date: 12 Nov 92 15:15:13 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.whine
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


A month or so ago I posted a story to talk.bizarre called `Social Work'. 
Remember? (Copy on request, just send me E-mail.) I offered it to the
moderator of rec.humor."funny".  Today I heard that she had rejected it,
while (incidentally) publishing jokes at the expense of blacks, blind
people and women. 

This woman has no taste, no sense of style, no humour and even less
appreciation of good writing. 

Mark you, the reason I didn't say `Only a complete loser would read
rec.humor."funny"' is that today she published a funny joke about the
President of the United States committing adultery: `What are people
worried about: do they think he'll be president of some other country
while he's president of ours?'.  Well, fairly funny.  It would have been
funnier if the same author had said the same thing on talk.bizarre. 

not funnily enough, Ken Johnson


-- 
                                  //// Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
Don't get off while it's moving. ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
                                ////                  E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
                               ////       Phone 031-650 2756  Fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: On the killing of your soon gone president
Keywords: plutonium, quagmire, diligent, vaginitis, ludwig, flense
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 19:58:47 GMT

Alas poor mr. finertoe, threats and warnings. the simple desire
to see the head of a deposed drug dealing, fundamentalist, ugly
fucking, spy pimp has caused such outrage. perhaps the pykestaff
mount for the head was too shocking, gauche even. the removal of 
head from body might cause the cessation of that body, could that 
be the problem? we didn't get to kill nixon and the nomind gunman 
couldn't even kill brady let alone ron the colon rotter so why should 
we get to enjoy the decapitation of georgeherbertwalkerYER FIREDbush?

who knows why the hell you murricuns wannt to keep these geriatric
toad fondling bat rapists alive but leave the wishful people alone

on the other hand if the ss busts pjf then t.b can campaign for 
his freedom and wear nifty buttons and shit

and what ever happened to the brave though foolish fellow who broke
ronnie rayban's statuette? kill 'em all fucking liberal traitors

and on behalf of the many canadians who could give a fuck
so long george and take yer pig ugly wife with ya

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Wrestling
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 01:48:02 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.184736.14243@ncsu.edu> srmcinto@eos.ncsu.edu (SEAN R MCINTOSH) writes:
>Hi!  I'm looking for some advice.  I'm thinking about joining a wrestling
>club, but I'm about 10 pounds heavier than I need to be.  Could anybody give
>me any suggestions in loosing this weight.

Liposuction.

mdw
ssc: i went .sigless
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: westward ho
Date: 11 Nov 1992 23:47:46 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <61941@mimsy.umd.edu> kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
*Oh yeah, and also, where can I
*locate a copy of Sandman while I'm there, and uh, whatever's happened
*to Milk & Cheese?

Oh, man, she reads Sandman AND Milk & Cheese?  I think I'm in luv....


Mark "Comic weenie" Lippert
From: rint69@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (rintoul bradley e)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Blue Haiku (was Glam Metal Haiku (was Heavy Metal Hiku))
Date: 12 Nov 92 23:42:53 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:

>In article <schnitzi.721586581@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:

>   rint69@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (rintoul bradley e) writes:

>   >Pale grey skin on bone
>   >Death comes to you,teeth gnashing
>   >Slain without knowing

>   Baby, can't you see
>   And this comes straight from the heart
>   I need you tonight

>I am so God damn
>stinkin rotten lowdown blue
>My baby left me
>--
>jonathan byrd
>jon@apollo.med.utah.edu

No, no,no those aren't morbid enuff, man...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: raving this time
Keywords: gag
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 22:22:48 GMT

In article <62003@mimsy.umd.edu> kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>
>Coming soon to a store near you:
>   Zermelo-Fraenkel wieners (or weenies, take your pick).

Penises.

mdw

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:37387 alt.slack:3058
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.slack
Subject: Re: Interfaith marriages
Date: 9 Nov 1992 18:15:52 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Nov8.091356.26640@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
>  Anyone who reads talk.bizarre is entitled to one free* marriage, which can
>be made as legally binding as you like, provided you come to Hawaii to do
>it.  The state of Hawaii doesn't recognize same-sex marriages, but I'll
>perform them too, regardless.

Can't you perform the marriage by E-mail?  What if I want to get married
to someone whom I have never met in person?
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley)
Subject: short shameful physics lecture
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 20:55:25 GMT

I attended a lecture given by a physicist last night.

It took him exactly one hour to mention billiard balls.

I timed it.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Gloat
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 14:01:22 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Nov5.181512.5296@dsd.es.com> sbender@navajo.dsd.es.com (Steve Bender) writes:
>In article <1992Nov5.160816.17514@news.acns.nwu.edu>, matthewo@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Matthew Olson) writes:
>|> 
>|> I hope everyone who dislikes the fact that Bill Clinton won the election at
>|> least gives him a fair chance to work for us Americans. The American public
>|> needs to put the election behind them, and work hard with the new president
>|> to try and get our country back on its feet. If President Clinton fails in
>|> his new job, then everyone can complain. But we need to give him a chance
>|> first.
>|> 
>
>I for one, am doubtful yet hopeful that the Clinton administration can bring
>about the positive changes which were emphasized during the campaign.  I 
>supported the Republican campaign during this election on the basis of its
>moral stance as opposed to its economic stance or George Bush personally
>(yet voted for Bush as a result).  Although doubtful, I hope that with
>a Democratically controlled House, Senate, and Presidency - the combination
>will be overwhelmingly successful.  (I'm not so vindictive that I should wish
>doom and gloom on our country just for the sake of a '96 candidate).
>
>Nevertheless, the "Will of the People" has spoken, and we are certain to
>reap what we have sewn.


Actually, the "Will of the Electoral College" has spoken.

He lost the popular vote.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: deane@mozart.ifa.hawaii.edu (Kimo Kanaka De'ane)
Subject: Re: The greatest country in history
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Hawaii
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 22:04:47 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.165053.20859@spider.co.uk> andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:
>In article <1dcn1fINNh21@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>>mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Last of the Dinosaurs") tells some blockhead:
>>>
>>>Maybe you ought to take your own advice, blockhead.
>>
>>"Blockhead."
>>
>>I never understood the attraction of that word.
>>
>>c
>
>I think using the word blockhead comes from watching too many Charlie Brown
>cartoons as a kid.
>-- 
>|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     

	GUMBY.

	The True Source of Blockheads.

		Kimo
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: wrongness
Followup-To: alt.fan.warlord
Date: 13 Nov 1992 22:03:46 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
Reply-To: dev:null
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

in his sig, news@wolves.uucp (The Wolfe of the Den) ascribes
the following quote to himself:
] "The flame war is a specific Usenet art form." --me

i needed a while to recognize the wrongness of the assertion, but
that may have been because i was distracted by the self-flattering
tone of wolfe's .sig.

anybody who believes that the flamewar is a specific usenet artform
has never participated in the small press, doesn't read any electronic
digests, has never had (or seen) an ongoing argument between any two
or more people in any medium.  in short, wolfe is making a particularly
net.nerdly assertion.

to keep this post brief, we will ignore consideration of it as an
artform.

AjD
followups directed
to alt.warlord.
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
'i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell' -- mehitabel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: deane@mozart.ifa.hawaii.edu (Kimo Kanaka De'ane)
Subject: It spreads to the Animal Kingdom
Organization: University of Hawaii
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 22:49:35 GMT


	From one of the local ClariNet groups:


From news.hawaii.edu!ames!decwrl!looking!clarinews Wed Aug 19 12:58:12 HST 1992
Article: 398 of clari.local.michigan
From: clarinews@clarinet.com (United Press International)
Subject: IJC report cites animal sexual dysfunctions
Keywords: wildlife, environment

	Animals living in the Great Lakes basin are starting to exhibit some
unexpected abnormalities in their sexual functions, according to a
report by the International Joint Commission.
	Researchers said there are instances in which males are losing their
masculine features and showing signs of feminization. In other cases,
females are showing uncharacteristically masculine features.
	The report blames substances produced by human activity -- such as
dioxins, lead and PCBs --for the troubling hormonal changes in birds,
fish, shellfish and mammals in the Great Lakes basin.
	In one of its most disturbing conclusions, the report said
contaminant levels in humans are approaching the same levels that have
caused adverse effects in wildlife population.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Cut it out, Gooley.


******************************************************************************
Kimo I
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:37839 misc.test:12990
From: adam@castle.ed.ac.uk (Adam Hamilton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Subject: Re: Prohibited (was: rmgroup alt.fan.rush-limbaugh)
Date: 12 Nov 92 14:33:02 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <7903@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
:
:In article <1dmb3tINNssu@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
:
:# Is there a way to say "prohibited" in words of one syllable?
:
:Not Loud To.
:
	Do that one more time and die.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: All-Time Koolest Film Star Name
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 18:03:42 GMT

In article <1dsqihINN6cn@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>
>In a previous article, caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) says:
>
>>"Yaphet Kotto"
>
> "Omar Sharif"
>
>-- 
>=======================
>"Endeavor to persevere"
>=======================

Benji
From: caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Quatloos
Date: 10 Nov 92 00:06:28 GMT
Organization: Rice University

In article <1dkmvkINNm8m@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
|> In article <BxF9C3.4I0@rice.edu> caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
|> >
|> >The 'Yarvin'.
|> 
|> Well, you've got to admit it sure beats the shit out of "HWRMNMBSOL."

Curtis, I sense that you have taken offense at a remark intended solely to
catapult you into the ranks of the immortals.  Imagine the paradise that
would be a world governed by the almighty fiscal power of the Yarvin:

   Sure, the restaurant is full.  Handing President Jackson to the Maitre-D
   won't get you a double-handful of suet, but a few DeciYarvins, and you've
   got a seat right next to the lobster tank.

                           - * -

  "South of the Border, there's a fine bordello with little senoritas who
   can drive you to paradise, drop you off, and come back for your luggage.
   It is said that they know over one hundred ways to pleasure a man, none
   of which are known to Susan Sontag.  But they don't take whiny, pock-faced
   college boys, and they don't accept American Express."

   "YARVINS -- don't leave home."

                           - * -

   J. Edgar McKittrick of Olaetha Falls, South Dakota, drives his Chevy Nova
   through the front window of the Bennigan's and starts spraying automatic
   gunfire through the crowd.  The screaming innocents fall like so much
   wheat before the thresher.  The police bring him down in an intense
   shoot-out, but not before twenty-nine lie dead on the recently-waxed
   floors of the popular restaurant chain.  The ambulance workers move
   amongst the dead and dying, and are astonished to see you crawling out
   from beneath the imitation ferns, a ragged, gaping hole in your jacket. 
   You smile and reveal that your undergarments are sewn over with Yarvins.

   There are advantages to teflon-coated currency.

                           - * -

   In musty basements and out-of-the-way tenement back rooms, cunning forgers
   duplicate our noble American dollar and debase our entire economy.  Let
   them try to copy the wily Yarvin!  You see, honest citizens, each and
   every bill has a tiny seam running down the middle, packed with a small
   but easily-verifiable sample of Pika dung.....

                            - * -

   The Yen, the Deutschmark, the Pound, the Bolivian Sucre -- all these
   high-falutin' currencies dominate the markets of worldwide monetary
   speculation.  But woe to those short-sighted traders with no Yarvins
   in their hands when the impending Chewing Tobacco crisis comes to a 
   head!  Yes, friends, no other form of legal tender can boast the same
   invigorating, hickory taste that these bills sport....

   Jest a pinch between yer cheek 'n gum..... 

                            - * -

   Finally, I think I should point out that Yarvins are specially engineered
   to easily allow wiping while sitting down.....

--
HWRNMNBSOL
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: highway riding
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 23:05:14 GMT

ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>/: *ata@:h/j
>Is it legal for me to threaten to killfile the president?

Are you somehow implying that ata boy will some day be president?

<shudder>
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: What is C.O.R.E.?
Organization: The Turing Project, Charlottesville Virginia.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 05:03:40 GMT

in alt.rap, juonsteve@bvc.edu writes:
)He has no respect for true hip-hop.

THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS.


carasso,
easy pickin's
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: i say kill bush
Date: 8 Nov 92 14:32:35 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <1992Nov7.225848.28543@news.stolaf.edu> hellmerj@lars.acc-admin.stolaf.edu (Jeffrey N Hellmers) writes:
>>   In <1992Nov5.063938.11566@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
>>   >i want XXXX's head on a pike stuck in my front lawn. fucker. i hate that
>>   >man more than anyone i don't know personally. i want XXXXXX to be pres for
>>   >a couple of weeks and then we kill him and let XXXXX do it for a while.
>>   >then we kill him too and give it to baker. yeah, i say we take the
>>   >opportunity to really fuck with D.C. 
>The poster, when talking about killing our nation's top leaders, incorrectly
>lists the line of succession to the presidency.  It should be Bush, Quayle,
>Foley (speaker of the house) and then President Pro Tempore of the Senate,

That's an excellent idea.  *ALL* public officials should be covered in a light
batter and fried.

Oh.  Tempore.  Not Tempura.  Sorry, never mind.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: Consumer complaint
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 10 Nov 92 22:17:42 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: IBM Canada Ltd.
Keywords: smirk, chuckle, sexual

heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:

>I ordered a flag pole from Liberty Flag & Specialty Company.  It 
>arrived yesterday - a 3 piece aluminum pole with a plastic eagle for 
>the top - but no holes or clips or anything with which to attach the 
>flag.  I called the company to complain and the woman who answered the 
>phone said that model didn't come with anything else.
>
>I said that they should call it just a pole then and not a flag pole.  
>"The catalog should say '6 foot aluminum pole' then and not 'flag pole' 
>because there's no way to attach a flag to it."
>
>She said she'd see what she could do.
				    ...with the pole

Gerald -gif, please
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: drinking