HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: alien@acheron.amigans.gen.nz (Ross Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: Re: Annotation: inconsistencies
Date: 21 Dec 92 12:36:10 GMT+12
Distribution: world
Organization: Muppet Labs

In article <724488866snx@warren.demon.co.uk> leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton) writes:
>Leo, please add to the list of known inconsistencies Nanny Ogg's annual bath:
>
>In "Witches Abroad", p.154 (Corgi pbk edition), Granny refers to Nanny
>Ogg's proposal to take a bath with the words "My word, doesn't autumn
>roll around quickly". But on page 128 of Lords and Ladies, as Nanny
>takes a bath after manhandling the captured Elf, we read: "'But it ain't
>April!', neighbours told themselves..."

That's typical ignorant northernhemisphereism, that is :-)


--
...... Ross Smith (Wanganui, NZ) ...... alien@acheron.amigans.gen.nz ......
   Mine is the ship bound for Alpha Centauri
   We must be out of our minds
   For though we are shipmates bound for tomorrow
   Everyone here's flying blind                          (Crystal Gayle)
--

Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
From: lrfox@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (linda ream fox)
Subject: Re: Stealing TP books, playing muds
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 05:16:58 GMT

BTW, has anyone out there got my copy of Reaper Man?  It's gone missing.

LRFOX

Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: STOP IT! NOW! (Pretty please?)
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 01:07:39 GMT

quetzal@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Quetzal) writes:

>In <1992Dec9.184054.14457@ucsu.Colorado.EDU> crosby@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Matthew Crosby) writes:
[stuff about Canberra]
It was put half way because _neither_ city _wanted_ it :)

>>(Of course, Sydney *IS* much nicer and less rainy then Melbourne :-)

>Completely untrue.  Sydney's average annual rainfall is higher than
>Melbourne's.
Then why did I swim up to Uni this morning?
And have you been to Kilmore recently?

>Quetzal aka why doesn't anyone remember that?
Eccles aka They're too busy bailing out.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Spam and Cannibalism
From: cscmd@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 09:50:16 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University
Summary: Barfulous .sig from alt.tasteless

In article <1992Dec10.143336.4422@oz.plymouth.edu> j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes:
>In article <1992Dec9.014003.10098@venice.sedd.trw.com> gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec8.192130.10941@nmsu.edu> jojohnso@nmsu.edu (Joni J. Johnson) writes:
>>>   .
>>>   .
>>[spam stuff deleted]
>
>- Flame me please i live to be toasted.
>- The Goddess

I'll second that, but let's press on...

>
>>
>>-- 
>>Larry A. Gilmore             Internet: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com
>>TRW SEDD, DH1/2849
>>P.O. Box 6213                Phone:    (310)764-3318
>>Carson, CA 90746             Fax:      (310)764-3946
>
>    +-----------------------+------------\\__--.---------------------+
>    |  Jessica L. Babylon   |         |\/   o\ .  EEP..Stop Eating   |
>    +-----------------------+         |   "" <.                      |
>    | Goddess of Scandalous |         |/\  __/        my .sig file!  |
>    +-----------------------+------------//--------------------------+
>    ~~~~~~~~~~~ALSO KNOWN AS(IN VARIOUS PROGRAMS AND NETNEWS)~~~~~~~~~
>    ~~~~~~~ZED/SCANDALOUS/COLUMBIA/DINGBAT/ROOFUS/PIGLET/INDEED~~~~~~~
>    ~~~JESICA/SILLYGOOSE/SILLYRABBIT/MAGENTA/MYSTIA/PAXTON/PERICLES~~~
>    *****j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu<--PRIORITY FOR ANXIOUS MAILERS******
>    also*********babylon@bulut.rutgers.edu<--BY INVITE ONLY***********
>    also*************bee@s.ms.uky.edu<--IN DIRE NEED ONLY*************
>       "Someday we'll find it, the Rainbow Connection, the Lovers,
>                  the Dreamers, and You!"-Muppet Movie
>                               
>
>                           NEWSFLASH - THIS JUST IN
>              	The Goddess is taking votes, on whether she should
>                 keep this .sig or make a new one, and warns that 
>                   they don't get any smaller so choose wisely:)
>                      Send votes to babylon@bulut.rutgers.edu

Sigh.
From: kneale@noao.edu (ruth a. kneale)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: PC Manifesto Request
Date: 21 Dec 92 15:55:36 GMT
Organization: neener boing whee hohoho

In article <1992Dec21.094013.26758@news.columbia.edu> rah13@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Robert A Holak) writes:

>+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>|**************************______________________________*********************|
>|*************************/       Robert A. Holak       /*********************|
>|************************/908B Carman 545 West 114th St/**********************|
>|***********************/    New York, NY 10027       /***********************|
>|**********************/        212-853-2529         /************************|
>|**********************------------------------------*************************|
>|*********____________________________________________________________________|
>|********/  _________      ____           ___    ___     ___     _________   /|
>|*******/  /        /     /    |         /  /   /  /    /  /    /_____   /  /*|
>|******/  /  ___   /     /     |        /  /   /  /    /  /          /  /  /**|
>|*****/  /  /__/  /     /  /|  |       /  /___/  /    /  /    ______/  /  /***|
>|****/  /      __/     /  __   |      /  ____   /    /  /    /_____   /  /****|
>|***/  /  /|  |       /  /  |  |     /  /   /  /    /  /          /  /  /*****|
>|**/  /  / |  |      /  /   |  |    /  /   /  /    /  /    ______/  /  /******|
>|*/  /__/  |__|     /__/    |__|   /__/   /__/    /__/    /________/  /*******|
>|/___________________________________________________________________/********|
>|********************** Pourquoi Soyez Normale? ******************************|
>|*****************************************************************************|
>|*****************************************************************************|
>|*****************************************************************************|
>+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>

AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiieeegasp

Why be normal, indeed!?!
-- 
			Acid house, it's pure and it's simple
ruth a. kneale		Crank the base and kick up the tempo
rkneale@noao.edu	Then let the rhythm take control
			Of your mind, your body, and your soul (DJ Danny)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.good.news,alt.religion.kibology
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Happy birthday to me
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 1993 19:59:48 GMT

In article <FRIEDMAN.92Dec21162018@nutrimat.gnu.ai.mit.edu> friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Noah Friedman) writes:
>In article <BzH0sG.Mxw@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin) writes:
> |The Meach told me to stop doing it, but I couldn't help myself...
>
>I see, however, that you are not one who practices what you preach.

What, pray tell, am I ``preaching''?

I don't remember, is this the thread where I said that 'rm .signature' was
the best way of improving your sig?  If so, note the word 'your' in the
preceeding sentence.  I can only say that my sig is well within the McQuarry
limit (sort of a Swartzchild Radius for sigs), and doesn't contain _any_
redunant information that you could get from the header (if my sig picker is
getting the right sigs for this group...)

Now - if I'd included my inner-circle sig, _then_ you'd have cause to
complain...

-- 
[*] ``bah''(tm) used under license from Rachel Perkins
From: aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Bar-B-Q'ing ST902415--What is this, a Zip Code for Beverly Hills?
Date: 29 Dec 1992 07:03:59 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, bigdave@vermont.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987) says:

>tfpayn01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu throws a brick in a glass house:
>>-- 
>>
>> [startlingly original sig and inspired flaming deleted]
>>
>>	But ye, of dull whit and low intellectual capacity...
>                        ^^^^
>
>Am I the only person that finds this funny?
>

It's about as funny as the President in a coffin.

I see no reason why politics have to be brought into this flame war.
Just because the Whits aren't very active anymore doesn't mean that
they're not good.


-- 
aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (So now you listen, 'cause I'm omniscient)

    "Why me?"
    "Why not?"
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: This is a test post!!!!!!
Date: 22 Dec 92 23:12:47 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <1992Dec18.022719.5671@newsgate.sps.mot.com> wied@animal.sps.mot.com (Bill Wied) writes:
>-- 
> _ __	        _     _          #  Bill Wied    #8-)  wied@animal.sps.mot.com
>' /__)  o /  / ' )   / o   __/   #  2100 E. Elliot Rd. MD:EL512 Tempe, Az 85284
>_/___)_/_/_ /   /_/_/_/_E_/_/_   #  Phone:602-897-4266  Fax:602-897-3822
>______________________________)  #  Network Applications Group, Motorola SPS 

	I'm sorry, I just love the regular "E" stuffed into the 24-pt.
SleighRideVetica.

--
Steve Buffum           | "What you say about society,
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  Is why they call you The Working Man." -- N. Alex
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Jessica Raine)
Subject: Re: Apogee Release Dates
Reply-To: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 16:45:30 GMT

In article <1992Dec21.055916.23359@news.cs.brandeis.edu>, st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin) writes:
>In comp.sys.ibm.pc.games, gilmour@binah.cc.brandeis.edu (Jeffrey R. Gilmour) writes:
>[>'s deleted, but he's an 80-column man]
>___________________________________ 
>|__/~~~~~\__/~~~~\__/~~~~\__/~~~~\_|/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>|____/~\____/~\_____/~\_____/~\____|\                                          /
>|____/~\____/~~~\___/~~~\___/~~~\__|/   T h i s   S p a c e   f o r   R e n t  \
>|____/~\____/~\_____/~\_____/~\____|\                                          /
>|__/~~~\____/~~~~\__/~\_____/~\____|/       GILMOUR@BINAH.CC.BRANDEIS.EDU      \
>|__________________________________|\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
>>
>
>Second worst Brandeis .sig ever. If there's archives, you'll see the
>worst one. Any other of you Brandeisians know this guy? I say we seek
>him out next semester and give him the business. 

	Nope. Isn't binah only for grads? I only know about six grads, and
he's not one of 'em. But I vote we hunt him down and kill him.

Jessica Raine | st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes."--The Bard
"It's a KATANA, ya Midwestern computer geek!"--He Who Knoweth No Geography
[since when is Waltham in the Midwest? It's barely even in the Midstate...]

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.religion.kibology
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: chipset:UMC,OPTi,C&T what are they?
In-reply-to: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu's message of 22 Dec 92 12:08:29 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
	<Bzn5qM.H24@world.std.com> <Bzntq6.LrI@acsu.buffalo.edu>
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 92 10:35:49 EST

In article <Bzntq6.LrI@acsu.buffalo.edu> meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) writes:

>In article <Bzn5qM.H24@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>
>>ObNewSwear:
>>
>>A shoe store at the mall has a huge sign that says (with no spacing)
>>
>>         SHARE
>>         ASOLE       (red, with "SOLE" in blue)
>>
>>					-- K.
>
>A warehouse around the corner has a huge sign that says (with spacing to fit
>the available windows)
>
>	    NO WRENTING  
>
>Is wrenting still permitted in Boston?
>

Sign somewhere near Bloomington, Indiana, last spring:

     YES WE HAVE MULCH - $3.59
     NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

--
*/\/\/\/\/\*     !     *"I..." - N. Peart*   *    *      / *     O   INGSI!    *
?|        |?  O  ! O   ? "YourSigIsUgly" ?  *  *  ?     // ?  _ \  _   _/-_|\  ?
*|        |*O    !O    *   - some frosh  *    *   * \\ //  * (_)/ (_) |      | ?
?|   O  O |?    O!    O? * *mcmxciibo* * ? WPI 77 ?  \X/   ?   PERTH-->*_-__/  ?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: acs@csri.toronto.edu (Alvin Chia-Hua Shih)
Subject: Re: Quotes about religion,politics,guns,etc.
Distribution: usa
Date: 1 Jan 93 13:49:28 GMT

In <1hpkapINNrt0@meaddata.meaddata.com> georged@meaddata.com (George Dibos) writes:

>In article <1195@blue.cis.pitt.edu>, mpc+@pitt.edu (Mike Contento) writes:

>-- 
>+---------------------+--------------------------------+-----------------------+
>| George Dibos        | Views expressed are my own.... | (513) 865-1689        | 
>| Mead Data Central   +--------------------------------+ Software Engineer     | 
>| P.O. Box 933        | Every day I drink a toast to   | NGS Update/Data Svcs. |  
>| Dayton, Ohio  45401 | the wonders of beautiful women | georged@meaddata.com  | 
>+---------------------+--------------------------------+-----------------------+

If you spent less time drinking you wouldn't have made your darned fool
signature 80 columns wide!!!

ACS
-- 
 ___ ___ ___ ______________________________________________________________
|   |   | __|   "Maybe I'm paranoid, but remember, even paranoids have     |
| - | --|__ |     enemies."--Cal Pryluck, Temple University                |
|_|_|___|___|______________________________________________________________|
Alvin_C._Shih____________________acs@csri.utoronto.ca______________________|
Xref: sparky alt.fan.warlord:9678 alt.religion.kibology:5519
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: chipset:UMC,OPTi,C&T what are they?
Date: 22 Dec 92 12:08:29 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <Bzn5qM.H24@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

>ObNewSwear:
>
>A shoe store at the mall has a huge sign that says (with no spacing)
>
>         SHARE
>         ASOLE       (red, with "SOLE" in blue)
>
>					-- K.

A warehouse around the corner has a huge sign that says (with spacing to fit
the available windows)

            NO WRENTING  

Is wrenting still permitted in Boston?

--jm
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Book #3
Date: 22 Dec 92 15:46:06 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <BzEtrz.5tJ@brunel.ac.uk> cs92njc@brunel.ac.uk (Nicholas J Clayton) writes:
>-- 
>_/     _/ _/_/_/ _/  _/  For those who are wondering why,
>_/_/   _/   _/   _/ _/   What we call SF ain't Sci-Fi,    
>_/  _/ _/   _/   _/_/         It's just there a fine line 
>_/   _/_/   _/   _/ _/        Between Robert Heinlein,      
>_/     _/ _/_/_/ _/  _/  And "Son of the Two Headed Fly"  

	I'm speechless.  Really.

	For the uninitiated, on the right is the Southern Crosserick, a
limerick only visible in the Southern Hemisphere.  On the left apparently
is something mean to be cross-posted to alt.house-of-cards.

--
Steve Buffum           | "He's got a problem with his poisons?       -- Neil
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  Nu?  You want I should make you salesman?" Peartstein
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.alien.visitors,alt.music.rush,alt.sex,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.slack
From: payner@netcom.com (Rich Payne)
Subject: Re: RUSH? ...in bed?
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1992 17:47:17 GMT

In article <BzqurG.J6E@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>In article <BzL1zE.A87@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:
>>cw001b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Cristobal Weinholz) writes:
>>>In <BzDysy.KHC@unix.portal.com> rivit@shell.portal.com (Russell Michael VanTassell) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Dec16.203322.514@doug.cae.wisc.edu> saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders) writes:
>>[more rush crap than I care to mention]
>>
>>Matt!  Why do I have the feeling that this is going to stay in a.f.w and
>>mutate - the way 'Re: Bigfootf Spaceman' did in alt.religion.kibology?
>>
>>Is it because I think Rush fans are as clueless as the readers of
>>alt.alien.visitors?
>
>No, no.  Rush fans aren't nearly as clueless as a.a.v readers!
>
>They're still both past the Schwarzchild Radius, though, past which no
>enlightenment can penetrate.

Do you mean -inside- the Schwartzchild radius? Past sounds kinda like
'outside'.
 
>P.S.: The Moon is a sphere.  Still.
>
>							-- K.

Rich

payner@netcom.com
From: jem@sunSITE.unc.edu (Jonathan Magid)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Any news on Jackson Browne?
Date: 24 Dec 92 02:24:43 GMT
Organization: University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

In article <RSHOLMES.92Dec18150628@rodan.syr.EDU> rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes) writes:
>In article <1992Dec15.105207.12691@samba.oit.unc.edu> Gerry.Mulvenna@launchpad.unc.edu (Gerry Mulvenna) writes:
>
>>(how do I get rid of this?)
>>		     | 
>>		     |
>>		    \|/
>>--
>>   The opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the University of
>>     North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
>>	Technology, or the Experimental Bulletin Board Service.
>>	   internet:  laUNChpad.unc.edu or 152.2.22.80
>
>Good question, Gerry. I'll ask around. My suggestion would be to use
>incendiary grenades, but my colleagues might have better ideas.
>Anyone?

Ha ha! You have discovered our favorite amusement... Creating new and ever
more embarassing  mandatory sigs for out BBS users. This is the draft for 
version 1.1 of the Mandatory OIT BBS SIG (MOBS)


--
The University of North Carolina, out of the utter goodness of its benevolent
heart has given me the opportunity to read perverted newsgroups with only
minimal monitoring and humiliation. The University of North Carolina believes
me to be an utter moron though.  All hail the Office FOR information technology!

For more info, come see us in our office Wilson 310
				Chapel Hill NC
		27514.

  
  /---------------------\
  \              *Chapel HIll
   ----------\
              \          /
	------	------		-	 


Plenty of tab damage, completely opaque picture of North Carolina, and
dozens of lines! A work of art.  Coming soon to a sig near you.

jem.

-- 
Jonathan Magid     jem@sunSITE.unc.edu       sunSITE Administrator
Virtual pizza Delivery (tm)::faxed in 30 cycles or less or you get it
----------------------------------------FREE!!!-----------------------
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: PI
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 01:02:25 GMT

I'm not sure if this one has been done before (remember my newsfeed was down
for 2.5-3 weeks and we dealt with the backlog by dumping it), but in
alt.folklore.computers,
Szymon Rusinkiewicz <smr2@cornell.edu> signs:

>SMR
>---
>/---Szymon-Rusinkiewicz-<smr2@cornell.edu>------------------------------------\
>|                                    | The optimist proclaims that we live in |
>|                ___                 | the best of all possible worlds, and   |
>|               (o o)                | the pessimist fears that this is true. |
>\------------ooO-(_)-Ooo-------------*----------------------------------------/

The clueless frosh proclaims that this is the best of all possible sigs, and
the warlorder fears that this is true...

bah[*]
-- 
[*] ``bah''(tm) used under license from Rachel Perkins
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: chipset:UMC,OPTi,C&T what are they?
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 03:30:20 GMT

[alt.fan.warlord]
In article <IISAKKIL.92Dec20162845@lk-hp-12.hut.fi> iisakkil@lk-hp-12.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila) writes:
>	1) Does Etobicoke, Ontario really exist?

etob is a UNIX program for translating EBCDIC to binary.  etobicoke is a
special carbonated beverage that translates you into binary.

>	2) Is 'lsil' a naughty word in Kibonian vocabulary?

It is now!

ObNewSwear:

A shoe store at the mall has a huge sign that says (with no spacing)

         SHARE
         ASOLE       (red, with "SOLE" in blue)

					-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: The Ultimate .signature Saga continues!
Date: 3 Jan 1993 06:19:27 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


Yes foks, my ever-not-so-famous-most-people-didn't-even-have-the-slightest
-idea-it-existed Ultimate .signature has topped the 6k mark!


As soon as I get an account allowing long .sigs, I'll let you know.


For now, here's my barphically-enriched regular 4-line .sig.

-- 
aj923@cleveland.freenet.edu (So now you listen, 'cause I'm omniscient)
			      _______________________							     /  ___________________(_)				
			    /  /\__________________							   /  /_/________________(_)				
			  /______________________							  \____________________(_)
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: On the... NOW: Shows on other shows
Date: 23 Dec 92 21:02:53 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <1992Dec17.105344.119676@marshall.wvnet.edu> rcbi110@marshall.wvnet.edu writes:
>((   ||  /\\ \\  / /\\  ((      R. Alan Monroe       ((   STOP             ((
> )) _// /--\\ \\/ /--\\  )) rcbi110@muvms3.wvnet.edu  ))  TALKING...        ))
>((              _       ((                           ((       START        ((
> ))  ||  /\\  //  ||_/   ))    Pinkwater Rules!       ))      CHALKING!     ))
>((  _// /--\\ \\_ || \  ((            :^)            ((               -CMB ((

	Whoa Nellie!  Too much caffeine makes that set of borders look like
the "Wayne's World" dream sequencer!

	Nice use of 16-pt. Dual Layover OffSetica, though.

--
Steve Buffum           | "Neunundneunzig Luftballons,
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  Sie namen mich den Arbeitenmann." -- Nena Peart
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: wanted: Daleks
From: dogbowl@dogbox.acme.gen.nz (Kennelmeister)
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 92 03:44:50 +1300
Organization: The Dawghaus BBS, Palmerston North, New Zealand (+64 6 357 9245)


This is probably the wrong place to ask, but does anyone have
Daleks/Cyberman/Tardis's or other Dr Who related type ASCII pics
archived on their site at all?

I wouldn't mind a Cylon either......


--
Alan B                           See Janet's ball. See John's chainsaw
Dogbowl@dogbox.acme.gen.nz       See Spot run. Run, Spot, run!
Dawghaus BBS +64 6 357-9245      Far too slow......
Palmerston North, New Zealand    Spot's in bits. Run Janet Run!


Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: zebras
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 02:56:10 GMT

cscmd@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis) writes:
>In alt.tasteless.jokes article <1i3gneINNpl0@shelley.u.washington.edu> seb@hardy.u.washington.edu (-s e b a s t i a n-) writes:
>>
>>		     ssss               bbb       
>>		   sss   s              bbb       
>>		  ssss        eeee      bbb       
>>		  ssss       eeeeee    bbb bbb    
>>		  sssss      ee  ee    bbbb  bbb  
>>		  ssssss    eee  ee    bbb   bbbb   
>>		   sssss    eee  ee    bbb   bbbb 
>>		   ssssss   eeeeee     bbb   bbb  
>>		    sssss   ee        bbb   bbbb  
>>		     ssss   ee   e    bbb   bbb   
>>		 ss  ss      eeee     bbb bb      
>>		   ss                         

>What DO you get when you integrate Eflat?

With respect to what?

Ok, let's just say with respect to x...well, I guess you'd get (E flat) x
+ <constant>.

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