From: arkay@leland.Stanford.EDU (Abdur Khan)
Subject: The RAG ..... back again to bring news from Pakistan
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 09:11:21 GMT

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		THE RAG

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THE OVERTHROW OF BEANAZIR BHUTTO A WORLD BANK CONSPIRACY

Benazir bhutto ex pakistani prime minister was removed from 
office none other than by a directive from the executive
offices of World Bank.
According to our sources the thought of three children in three
years was a horrifying thought to Family Planning ministry
which is directly funded by World Bank. 
An ultimatum was given to benazir but she refused saying it is
the will of allah.

GIK institute and The Islamic Bomb

Dr Kadeer Khan has been given the directorship of GIK institute
Doctor sahib was looking for a new cj=hallenge , now that the Islamic
Bomb is in its final stage.

Kashmir problem and a solution.

Javed Miandad while talking to our correspondent, has stated that the
pakistan team is willing to play a series of one days with india for 
kashmir. He emphasised that the match should be held in srinagar
with neutral muslim umpires.
The indian team has refused all comments, they are running around scared 
looking ...................

SCP from RELIGIOUS discussions to SEXUAL FANTASIES

What is our newsgroup coming to, first we are undated with religious 
discussions and now we have a group of writes (salman, naveed and kamal)
intent on writing about their own and other peoples sexual fantasies.
This outrageous behavior must be nipped in the BUD or the wrath of
GOD will befall SCP.

R3P0 the enigma .... the secret identity ... latest update

R3P0 was at Ashar's party therefore he could be rizwan,imran, ashar or
the man in the flowered shirt playing the piano ( i wonder what his name 
could be)

The east coast SCPians do they exist

From our stanford,ithaca, defense wala punj reporter East SCPians are mostly
computer scientist, so they dont count. HA hA ha ha ha ha ha ha 

Strawberry fields and Naveed Siraj Memon

Naveed sahib has been offered the article of the month by the RAG editorial
board. A superb story interwoven with non politically correct statements
brings Karachi to life like an alligator snapping at your reebok wrapped 
heels.
This story has a moral, nomatter if you hung upside from trees and did all
those nasty things with girgats, you can still come for studies to america.
Naveed sahib the award is in the mail, please dont blow it up, use it
for your own safety before departing for pakistan.

Chichora of the year award.

Goes to our departed friend, may he sleep well in tyhe hot, humid mosquito
filled nights of Karachi.

Latest bits from pakistan

* asif zardari's ex girlfriend finally gets married
* tariq amin refuse to cut benazir's hair.
* altaf hussain throws away his rayben and buys wayfarers for a cooler image
* Imran khan moves in with abdul qadir

the above material is i swear the truth, the whole truth everthing but the
truth.

editor. sahibzada rafay khan
proprietor abdur rafay khan
reporter rafay ahmed khan
 
Newsgroups: soc.culture.pakistan,soc.rights.human