HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rickg@netcom.com (Rick Gordon)
Subject: Re: the Great War
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Organization: Netcom - SF Bay, Cal Northifornia
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 15:01:31 GMT

In article <9211091320.AA29491@merlin.comlab.ox.ac.uk> Gordon.Riddell writes:
> [ ... ]
>I couldn't think of one film relating to the Great War featuring the likes
>of John Wayne or Kirk Douglas. Now this may be because there is little
>interest in the USA in the Great War (even though they won it for us)
>but I would bet it's more to do with weight of depressing material to
>work with.

"Paths of Glory", one of Stanley the K's best, starring K. Douglas.

>!Peeve: listening to the exquisite accent of the commentator at the 
>        Rememberance Parade on BBC Radio 4 as he desparately tried to
>        name as many regiments, associations, anniversaries etc as the
>        ex-service personnel marched past the Cenotaph!

And the massed bands playing "The Vanished Army" at the appropriate
moment.

-- 
Rick Gordon      | "She Broke My Heart So I Busted Her Jaw" 
rickg@netcom.com |   --- One of those country songs you never hear anymore
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: smith@ug.cs.dal.ca (Sean Smith)
Subject: Re: Halfwits.
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 23:19:30 GMT

In article <1drjjuINN7tn@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>In article <BxK5wq.K0r@cs.dal.ca> smith@ug.cs.dal.ca (Sean Smith) writes:
>
><further drool, not offensive enough to be funny or funny enough to be
>offensive>
>
>>>I don't give a fuck.  All I care is what you post, and at the
>>>moment you're not measuring up.  Burn a little hotter or get
>>>out of the stove.
>>
>>	By whose standards?  Yours?  Well, in that case, I'm proud to post
>>because your standards are obviously out in left field somewhere.
>
>Obviously.
>
>So that we can get a nice targeting lock on this here ballpark, could
>anyone who's found anything of merit in any of Smith's posts please
>say so, now?  I'd like to know what my bigoted elitism has been denying
>me.

	Y'know what, Curtis?  I'll just keep posting in order to annoy you.
Everyone's got to have a purpose in life.  I guess that I found mine.  Besides,
if merit was the main reason for posting here (or anywhere else, for that 
matter), most of your blatherings wouldn't have made it past Berkeley.

	And the name's Sean, by the way.

	Sean
-- 
Sean Smith - Dalhousie University  "I'm not paid to think - that's management." 
Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada                    Don Cherry for Prime Minister in
01SSMITH@AC.DAL.CA or smith@ug.cs.dal.ca	'93 in Canada!
Disclaimer:  These ideas are mine...ALL MINE!!  'Cause noone else'd want 'em.
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: They come at night, mostly.
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 10:40:51 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

Peeve: This god-damned network.

Saturday, when I had zero time to peruse the net, I get 1.5Mb of
compressed mail.  Sunday I get a further 1.4Mb of mail, and have
to scream through newsgroups to catch the more interesting
threads, before having to retire [after a hard day in the spring
sunshine, enjoying a ritual meat-burning exercise with a number
of other gregarious people] and front up to work after spending
the last week off sick.

Monday, traditionally a slack day net-wise here in Canberra,
brought in 500K of compressed mail. A breeze.

Tuesday (Today, my timeline) I expected the onslaught, and a measly
230K of mail. Big hairy deal.

07-Nov-92 21:53 29:41 in=1489358  out=0        sserve
08-Nov-92 22:48 29:29 in=1466112  out=3166     sserve
09-Nov-92 20:26 11:42 in=574434   out=840      sserve
10-Nov-92 19:08  5:13 in=234351   out=0        sserve

wwwwwwwwww23231111111121111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111111111111

[thanks cat!]
[peeve - curious moggies who jump on keyboards]

Anyway, the infoflow problem must be due to a holiday stateside.

This message was brought to you in the interests of keeping the
relative inanity of alt.peeves postings at their current high.

Dac
--
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: Excuse Me Honey....
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 09:04:53 GMT

carolo@cse.ucsc.edu (Carol Osterbrock) writes:
] In article <lfg6djINNe5u@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM> geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller) writes:
] 
] >News Flash:  Those weren't U.S. Army or Marine Corps professionals; they were
] >expatriate Cuban irregulars.
] 
] Next to be seen creeping through the halls of the Watergate Hotel, on
] another bizarre and poorly planned mission...


The Only Problem with that Job was the Containment Crew.

It is CLEARLY a sorry state of affairs when even
all of the President's Men can not organize a
clean simple HIT.

ciao
drieux

ps: no problem so complex that a quick application of
small arms fire at the base of the skull of the `lose
ends' can not clean up.

-- 
Modern Day Problems:
Hickory, Dickory, Dock - Three Mice Ran up a Clock
The Clock Struct one, 
and the Other Two will be Upgraded In the Next Release.
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: smith@ug.cs.dal.ca (Sean Smith)
Subject: Re: the Devil's Day (and the Devil's Night)
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 22:30:51 GMT

In article <BxB2AF.14E@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>In article <1992Nov6.122557.8672@ac.dal.ca> 01sybok@ac.dal.ca writes:
>
>>> p.s. - okay, so I wasn't there... wish I was though ;)

	I was - sort of.  Mike showed up at the party where I was. 
Unfortunately, my costume wasn't complete - I couldn't find a good whip 
somewhere.  Mike knows what I mean - I'll let the rest of you sort it out. ;)

>>I'll take that as a compliment to my stunning good looks.
>
>   Heh. you shouldn't. We've met remember? I'll go along with your facade
>if you like though. Maybe there are some people out there who don't mind
>short guys 8)

	And maybe there's some people who don't mind tall geeks.

ObPeeve:  People who don't know when they're overmatched and still insist on 
	  firmly jamming both feet in their mouth.

	Sean

-- 
Sean Smith - Dalhousie University               Bill and Opus in '92 in the US!
Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada                    Don Cherry for Prime Minister in
01SSMITH@AC.DAL.CA or smith@ug.cs.dal.ca	'93 in Canada!
Disclaimer:  These ideas are mine...ALL MINE!!  'Cause noone else'd want 'em.
From: 01sybok@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Courier eeeeeeediot Peeve
Date: 11 Nov 92 21:28:03 -0400
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <lg08nnINNr7e@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM>, bls@sector7g.Eng.Sun.COM (Brian Scearce) writes:
> In article 8738@ac.dal.ca, 01sybok@ac.dal.ca (I'se the boy) writes:
>> I guess maybe Berkeley is where parents send their putrid squalling
>> offspring when they want to institutionalize them.
> 
> Just as Dalhousie is where Cape Bretoner married siblings send their
> thumbless, malformed spawn.  A question, Mike: do you call her "Mom" or
> "Auntie"?

You're thinking of St.F.X., I think.

> Your "notion" of Halifax being the "second best party town in North
> America" gives a useful yardstick for measuring your other assertions.
> What's the third best, Mikey?  Pugwash?  It's generally agreed, by
> people who've fled the place, that the most interesting (and best,
> really) thing that's ever happened to Halifax was that WWII munitions
> explosion.

WWI. The Halifax explosion happened in WWI. And clearly you didn't spend a 
friday night downtownin Halifax. I suppose that's what happens when you spend 
your weekend in a darkened room, your only companions a computer and a copy
of "Chunky Asses" as you tearfully have a wank while playing O Canada
in the background.
 Mike
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: parr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Charles Parr)
Subject: Re: fucking BDI motorcycle drivers
Date: Mon, 09 Nov 92 15:49:41 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

In article <lfll9aINNhkf@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM> geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller) writes:
>
>
>In article <1992Nov5.204702.8026@asl.dl.nec.com> drinckes@nzl.abk.nec.co.jp 
>writes:
>>Congratulations.  You found an idiot.  What do you want, a medal?
>>What danger were you in?  None.  What danger was the rider in?  Heaps,
>>all of their own making, granted.  Here, if you want someone to overtake,
>>you usually pull over - or is that too obvious?

>>Chill out dude.

>Uh, Doug?  <noknoknok> Anybody in there?
>
>Bandy didn't use the incident as a platform from which to heap abuse on the
>motorcycle community at large.  He related a BDI incident in which the 
>featured BDI happened to be riding a motorcycle. Asshole drivers aren't 
>restricted to any particular number of wheels.  Can you grasp that, or shall
>we get out the water cannons?

And more to the point, the fact that said BDI was a motorcyclist
was *important*: It made the BDI's actions that much more
potentially terminal. 

>What's all this thin-skinned crap I see from you motorcycle types lately,
>anyway? I never even heard the term "cager" until about a year ago -- 
>and before you say it, no, it's not because I don't get out enough. 

Well, on this one, Geoff, you ain't getting out enough. I've been
using the term "cager" for a good many years now, as a general
term for that class of motorist who hates/attempts-to-flatten
us bikers.

>"Cagers" this, and "cagers" that, those "Kill a Biker -- Go To Jail" bumper 
>stickers, etc.  If you pansies are so bloody nervous, perhaps you should 
>trade in your obnoxious, noise-polluting toys for '63 Rambler station wagons
>before you end up paralyzed from the eyebrows down, dreaming about bedpans 
>and spending the rest of your lives working on your bedsore collections 
>because you got tense and smarted off to an automobile driver.

Ahem. It is true that we bikers must accept a heightened risk
in exchange for the pleasure we receive from riding.

However, considering the incompetence frequently shown by the 
average motorist, I'd have to say that jail is too good for them.
Hanging is probably to good for them.

Sodomised to death by a race baffled Kerker 4 into 1 on an
FZR1000 at 13000rpm sounds approximately appropriate
as an enlightened and civilized alternatice to penal
incarceration.

Regards, Charles
-- 
Within the span of the last few weeks I have heard elements of
separate threads which, in that they have been conjoined in time,
struck together to form a new chord within my hollow and echoing
gourd. --Unknown net.person
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Macs and why they are so hate-able!
Date: 3 Nov 92 11:18:31 GMT
 <27560@castle.ed.ac.uk>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <27560@castle.ed.ac.uk>, Jeremy Henderson writes:

> In article <w2ZVr*vi0@prolix.apana.org.au> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
> ~
> ~                        Why I hate Macs.
> ~                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Drawing on a formidable fund of ignorance, dac reveals the simple truth:
> 
> He's jealous (ha!!)

Hey, if you use or own a McComputer, then expect no condolences
from the civilised portion of the world for your sorrows.

The worst I-can't-use-a-computer stories are usually linked with
Mc'users.

> A girl, 7lb 6oz.

Peeve: any child under the age of 22.

Deem rottweilers(*) included.

Dac
--
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
[no, I not sure how to spell the word "rottweilers", so kill me.]
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: esp51@cas.org ()
Subject: Re: Peeve and AntiPeeve:  the decision
Organization: Chemical Abstracts Service, Columbus, Ohio
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 20:08:24 GMT

Well, what can I say except the same thing I say for wedding announcements:
congratulations.  I've never before seen a divorce announcement like that, but
I think its a good idea.  There should be a reception afterwards, with
presents for the newlyunweds, and shitloads of free boos for everyone else.

Now, get down on your knees and feel lucky as hell you don't have
childsupport, visitation rights, ect., ad naseum to worry about.

Good luck to you in the transition.  Stay in touch.

Scott Park.
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl)
Subject: Re: the Devil's Day (and the Devil's Night)
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 18:49:26 GMT

In article <Bx950H.o7@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:

>
>Peeve3: Getting kissed by Mike
>
>
>p.s. - okay, so I wasn't there... wish I was though ;)

Why do you wish you'd been there?  Are you honestly disappointed that your
life has not been made complete by a kiss from Peevetown's own Frat Boy
Extraordinaire?

Or have you already been kissed in said manner, and now that you know what
you're missing, you're insanely jealous of the Jesus Freak that Mikey 
slipped the tongue to Saturday night.

And, Mike, if you didn't slip the JF the tongue, I am sorely disappointed
in you.

Jenny
-- 
***************************************************************************
jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu is Jenny Gutbezahl @ Univ. of Mass, Amherst
****************************************************************************
These opinions are all mine.  Flame all you want, I'll make more
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich)
Subject: Re: movie credits
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 92 04:36:44 GMT

In <LARRY.92Nov12144710@peak.psl.nmsu.edu> larry@peak.psl.nmsu.edu (Evil Engineer doin' it the Cowboy Way) writes:

>Two years after we bought a VCR, the CO still can't figure out how to
>program it or even just turn it on to record her Woman Tale on the Woman
>Channel. It burns her up, and she keeps asking where the instructions are,
>even though she has never even bothered to read them. (It ain't easy being
>married to a 'lectronic genius, I reckon!)

>Don't get me wrong. I *love* women. I'm just mystified by 'em.

Well, lar (pronounced lair), I think that is a widely held thought among the
penis-advantaged members of our society.

Some women are fun, some you JUST KNOW want to suck the life forces from you
in a misguided attempt to straighten you out.  I'm fortunate to have a sixth
sense for fun, reasonable people.  When I read Tim's recent post, I thought
that he seemed to be referring to a member of the latter type.

Peeve:  That damned Psychic Friends Network.  What, did Dionne Warwick lose
        her singing voice or something?  Those people are such posers.
--
No, you do not know me.
Yes, I KNOW I look like someone you know.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Australian peeves
Date: 5 Nov 1992 16:48:06 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1db20vINN54s@ariel.ucs.unimelb.EDU.AU> rab@ariel.ucs.unimelb.EDU.AU (Richard Alan Brown) writes:
>
>Alistair (who is reminded of a National Geographic article where a large
>percentage of the murkins interviewed in a geography quiz couldnt identify
>Europe on a world map.)

Ain't nobody can jerk around a pointy-headed ivory-tower weenie like
us Merkins.

The test takers & reject profs from the academic ghettoes of South
Illinois walk out of the room shaking their heads and frowing;
while the subjects are shitting their pants and laughing.

I mean, who the fuck cares if we know where Europe is?  The whole
goddamn _point_ of this country is that we don't _have_ to know
where Europe is.  We don't even need to fucking _care_.

So it's considered in perfectly good taste to get a rise out of
the sort of halfwit chicken-chokers that publish "studies" like these.

c
From: dre@catnip.berkeley.ca.us (All of our represanatives are still busy; please continue to hold)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: CompuSnobs (was: Hair)
Date: 5 Nov 92 04:05:29 GMT
Organization: The San Jose Home for Perverted Hackers

tjc@castle.ed.ac.uk (A J Cunningham) writes:

>ObPeeve: Coffee adverts that attempt to convince me that a brand of
>instant tastes as good as filter. How stupid do these people think I am?

For the brands of coffee they're advertising against, it's true.

Ever have regular old percolator-made coffee?

Eyyutch.

-- 
"If I had killed her when I had first thought about getting divorced,
 I would have been out of jail by now."
	-- A newly-divorced guy I met at a block party
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: parr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Charles Parr)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Presidential weather
Date: 5 Nov 92 19:03:45 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

In article <9w#q35+@lynx.unm.edu> baldwin@carina.unm.edu (Chris Baldwin) writes:
>	Eeep! I just got off the phone with the county clerk. I ended up
>with 17.2% of the vote! Next time we are definately gonna campaign. Apparently,
>the people who got counted late hate 'Kiki' more than the rest of us. Over
>600 people decided that I was the guy for the job. Well, mainly that Kiki
>Saavedra wasn't. Still, its all kinda weird to think about.

Tell us Chris: What would you have done if you had actually been
elected? I'm quite serious...

Regards, Charles
-- 
Within the span of the last few weeks I have heard elements of
separate threads which, in that they have been conjoined in time,
struck together to form a new chord within my hollow and echoing
gourd. --Unknown net.person
From: library@comlab.ox.ac.uk (Gordon Riddell)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Squirrel
Date: 12 Nov 92 10:30:48 GMT
Organization: Oxford University Computing Laboratory, UK
Originator: library@merlin.comlab

In article <27983@castle.ed.ac.uk> fofp@castle.ed.ac.uk (M Holmes) writes:
>curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>
>>So I saw this squirrel.
>>It was gamboling merrily in the middle of the road.
>>So I hit him.  With a soft thunkathunk.  In the head I think.
>
>Is that a Harvest Quaker Crunch you're eating?
>
>Aren't you worried about the squirrels?
>
>BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID....

Obviously not a Carling Black Label drinker, thon squirrel.
From: bill@wabworld.atl.ga.us (Angus McPeevy)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Peevetown General Hospital: Take 2
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 92 21:26:00 EST
Distribution: world
Organization: Shaque d'Amour


Rick,  just an innocent query here, but didn't it kinda tip you off that things
were bad when you admitted having a vision of Jesus?

The irony of the situation was not lost on me.
--
"I'm not only the Hair Club president, but I'm also a client."
  -Sy Sperling
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com (A. Jing Hippy)
Subject: Re: Pavlov's Lab Supervisor
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 92 23:30:26 GMT
Organization: A Suffusion of Yellow

bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich) writes: 
| 
| And hey, A. Jing, did you hear that Fulton County, Georgia elected the first
| black, female sheriff in the entire U.S. of A.?  Did anybody hear that, as a
| matter of fact?  This is no lie when I tell you that the Sheriff-elect bears a
| striking resemblance to Anita Hill.

No foolin'!  And who says we southerners ain't progressive?  I don't suppose
the fact that all of Fulton County is in Atlanta and that Atlanta is about
70% black had anything at all to do with it? Seriously, I think that's 
truly cool.

Another !peeve: Colorado has elected a Native American senator.  Word is
that that's another first for this country (two firsts, actually...
rumor is that he's the first senator ever with a ponytail).

+--------------------------------------------------+
|Dave Cochran, Data General Corporation, RTP, NC   |
|cochran@dg-rtp.dg.com                             |
+--------------------------------------------------+
|I daydreamed that I was falling and just before I |
|hit the ground, I fell asleep.                    |
+--------------------------------------------------+
Newsgroups: alt.peeves,alt.flame
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: Re: JENNY'S LESSON IN FLAMING (was Re: the Devil's Day (and the Devil's Night))
Keywords: I HATE CROSSPOSTERS
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:35:03 GMT

In article <92Nov10.152448.22914@acs.ucalgary.ca> parr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Charles Parr) writes:
>Yep, and then we can fold that shiny new life until it's all 
>sharp jagged corners, and shove it about three feet up his
>colon.
>Quit wasting our time, Franklin.
>Bugger off.

Please dont' be such a bore. Just because you have problems thinking, doesn't
mean that you should shove that fact in our faces each and every time you
post. Damn standards at univ. of calgary are getting lower and lower every
day. Quit wasting my time, Parr. Clearly it's more valuable than yours.
   And stop fantasizing about my rectal demise dammit!

   steve (who always shoots parr 8)
p.s. I actually hate golf. Stupid game. 
-- 
aasdSteveFranklin-Subliminal Psychology Major.ks;dlasBlueJaysRULEkasdfeahsdbfl
sd;lfaswoq[eBuyMeAQuadra!!!mbnZMXCNdfsba;KdSPAMiuroqiyetIBMSuxiweuryth'ewr;mxn
qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
zx.cfranklin@ug.cs.dal.ca,sk;t;lrut[Superboy@ac.dal.cav.zx,Physics!eq3rwkh;oHA
From: library@comlab.ox.ac.uk (Gordon Riddell)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Space Age Outerwear
Date: 13 Nov 92 10:27:12 GMT
Organization: Oxford University Computing Laboratory, UK
Originator: library@merlin.comlab

In article <1dsogdINNfr7@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>
>I mean, come to _California_ without a _surfboard_?  You must
>be joking.  I'd be the object of constant public ridicule.


Heh, Curtis haven't I seen you lurking in the background on that there
90210 thingie? Coulda sworn I saw a guy in a Finnish Army coat carrying
a surfboard in the background!


>I'd be a laughingstock.  It's almost as bad as not having a tan.

Relieved to hear about the tan though I've always thought a west coast
(of Scotland) blotchy, mottled red and white is more attractive myself.

>Hang ten, dude!
>c


Yea, right on, old chap.
Gordon
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: nolan@twg.com (Asmodeus)
Subject: Re: More excreta from Steve Franklin
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: Seventh Subbasement Division, Infernal Police
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 19:57:36 GMT


In article <BxJDL9.9vI@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
excretes:
[I just can't bear to repeat the results of Franklin's electronic high
colonics at any length, but he did say]
|>   hah - home brew huh? I've failed miserably with taht once or twice. Gimme
|>moosehead any day.
Steve, grow up. Drink something for adults. I suggest a barleywine from Wales,
Double Dragon by name. It should be available at any respectable shop in
imperial pints. The label's green with a pair of red rampant dragons back to
back. When you are old enough to enjoy the stuff then come back and we'll talk
fermented malt products. Meanwhile lay off the urine of diseased North
American elk.

--
Nolan "Man enough to do woman's work" Hinshaw
Internet: nolan@twg.com			Dingalingnet: (415)962-7197	
"Be careful,..., or I'll use a plunger on your face untul you burp shit."
   A. Banta, alt.peeves
"Illiterati non Carborundum(tm)" Mise me fein
"You can't combat illiteracy with soap" Jenny Gutbezahl, alt.peeves
"... necrophilia doesn't really hurt anybody."  Rick Gordon
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: sick and dying
Date: 7 Nov 1992 05:22:07 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Nov6.180141.11368@igor.tamri.com> donb@igor.tamri.com (Don Baldwin) writes:
>
>Peeve:  Phlegm.

What in the HELL do ye mean by that?

!Peeve: Phlegm.

c
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