HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: koziarz@halibut.nosc.mil (Walter A. Koziarz)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: SWM really needs email from SWF
Date: 10 Apr 92 16:50:02 GMT
Organization: Naval Ocean Systems Center, San Diego

In article <NICOLE.20@csci1.csci.unt.edu> NICOLE@csci1.csci.unt.edu writes:

	[ someone else wrote ]

>>I am 18 yr. old, a smoker, and a frustrated copllege student.
>>Looking forward to the responses!

>No wonder your frustrated.  You can't even spell college.  What exactly do 
>you smoke?

Nicole, spelling flames look strange originating from someone that does not
know the difference between "your" and "you're"...

So I ask you... What exactly do you smoke?

Walt K.

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From: jesses@hilbert (Jesse Michael Szymcik)
Subject: Re: ############################sex test###########################
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 01:13:41 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.172754.9198@wam.umd.edu> porta@wam.umd.edu (David Delauey Palmer) writes:
>
> I want to have sex with any lonely, desparate female.  Even if you think you are ugly.
>
>-- 
>call david@cscwam,cville,wor,avw
> -  a quote here


I was wondering two things, was this guy serious?  And, did any of you 
females reply to this?!  Really, like he thought it would work.  If I had
the slightest inclination that a girl would answer a post like that, I 
might consider being that lame.  No offense, but I always thought I'd like
to maybe get to know and maybe be emotionally attracted to a woman before 
I had sex with her.  Maybe it's just my style but I think I have my 
priorities straight.  I thought someone should flame this guy.
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Next time you call someone a clown, remember the true meaning of that word.
Reailize that a clown is a person who is making the world a better place by 
allowing people to escape into a magical, stress-free world.  Even if they
do so for a short time, they are keeping the whole world sane.

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From: ap.5468@layout.Berkeley.EDU
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Subject: DWL-976
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From: NICOLE@csci1.csci.unt.edu
Subject: this one is for you Doug
Organization: University of North Texas
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 14:44:59 GMT

>Yeah, that's MUCH more mature and productive than just ignoring
>him and letting him use a public forum for free speech.
>Grow up, Doug. If you don't like what you see, don't go out
>of your way to see it.

>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>{       Jerry Brown for President          | Matthew P. Mason        }
>{           TAKE BACK AMERICA!             | SUNY Buffalo Law School }
>{             1-800-426-1112               | v026ltr5@ubvms.bitnet   }
>\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
Oh yea, Mr. Mason, this is sooooo mature it even amazed me!  "Grow up" is 
such a MATURE response.  How do you come up with these original remarks.  It 
must really tax the brain.  How bout letting Doug have a little of that 
freedom of speech you are ragging about!
From: tde28@cas.org (;A/6G)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: In search of PenPals
Summary: none
Keywords: none
Date: 17 Apr 92 20:13:17 GMT
Article-I.D.: cas.1992Apr17.201317.17847
Organization: WHAT?





	  Hi all you people out there in the world. I am an 18 year
	  old female interested in talking to a few people. Age and
	  sex do not matter.

	  Reply to find out more.

	  Talk to ya soon,

	  T
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: weider@news.ans.net (Chris Weider)
Subject: Seeking Brilliant Women
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 00:20:45 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Advanced Network & Services - Elmsford, NY


I am a MWM seeking correspondence with devestatingly intelligent women.
If your interests range over the whole of human endeavor, with the exception
of professional sports, and are interested in becoming friends with someone
who can keep up with you, please write. I am quirky, laugh-out-loud funny,
and am bored by the intellectual pretensions of those who think I.Q. tests
and Marilyn Vos Savant define the whole of human intellect.
From: cecilw@access.isc-br.com (Cecil Williams)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Gospels?
Date: 17 Apr 92 17:12:16 GMT
Organization: ISC-Bunker Ramo, Spokane, WA


The most Rev.  D. Pincher writes:
>
>	Incidently women for missionary and, er, non-missionary 
>work, are needed (wink, wink).
>
>						Rev. Pincher

Rev, your keyboard seems to have a problem with the "O" key spitting
out "W". Please allow me the liberty of correctng the resulting typo's...

>	Incidently women for missionary and, er, non-missionary 
>work, are needed (oink, oink).
                   ^     ^
From: ap.6563@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Looking for a white male in Austin, TX area
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April 8, 1992

I got 3 replies today, but I lost all of them. There is something wrong with
the mail program in my account (i.e. I didn't get the chance to read any of
them). Plus, it takes a long time (4 days) for my posting to appear on my site.
I wonder when this posting will be spotted.
Hence, for those of you who repplied my add, I would like to get your letters
again.  Pardon me for the inconviniences.

ap.6563@layout.Berkeley.EDU

 
 

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From: dmeier@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Douglas Meier)
Subject: Re: SCHIZOS & MULTIPLES
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 20:39:41 GMT

In article <11APR92.20452795@vax.clarku.edu> cshelly@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>Gee, we're just like you.  We've been looking for someone to share our multi-faceted selves with.  We are SWF ranging from 2 to 102.  We are tall & short.  Thion and Fat.  Make a choice, you can have any of us!

O.K. I'll take the blonde 23 year old thin one with big tits and the
red-headed 250 lb. 12 year old, on second thought make that the slightly
graying and malnurished 47 year old, or maybe the large 14 year old blue woman
with two teeth and half a beard........

-- 
Douglas C. Meier		|  You can sell your soul, but don't you      
dmeier@casbah.acns.nwu.edu 	|  sell it too cheap!
				|  
Standard Disclaimer		|  -Randy Bachman, The Guess Who
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: burton@asdsun.larc.nasa.gov (John Burton)
Subject: Re: my name is rebecca and i'm cute
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center, Hampton, VA  USA
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 12:42:34 GMT

In article <15APR199217423431@bestsd.sdsu.edu> bestr1070@bestsd.sdsu.edu (Alena) writes:
>In article <NICOLE.23@csci1.csci.unt.edu>, NICOLE@csci1.csci.unt.edu         writes...
>>In article <11APR92.00040117@vax.clarku.edu> rrosenberg@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>>Hi!  I'm so excited.  See, I just got this computer thing under control.\
>>>I thoght, hmmm, I'll write a personal.  So, here I am.  Um, now what?
>>>I should say something.  ho hum, what shall I say?  Well, what do you
>>>want to know?     love, me
>> 
>>Welcome to the realm of sex, perversion and a few good laughs.  Nice to have 
>>another female in this mass of male morons.  (Just kidding guys!)
>
>HEY!!! You are not kidding.  It is a truism that we women think men have the 
>colletive IQ of a piece of toast, not to insult the toast.  Let's not be shy
>womyn! Lets' say what we really feel!
>Down with the male slime! Join S.C.U.M. (Soi_iety for _utting up Men)!
>
>
>Women want it.....
>they want it all the time.....
>they want it anywhere.....
>but, perhaps not with you.
>
>Alena-----BESTR1070@BESTSD.SDSU.EDU

Aww, and I thought it was those folks who made sweeping
generalizations that had the collective IQ of a piece of
toast...:-). And of course blonds have an even lower IQ
(bunch of airheads)... boy am I in trouble, male and blond!!!
:-,) (thats tongue-in-cheek there...:-)

John



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From: equitus@athena.mit.edu (Clark)
Subject: TINA "GABLE" ap.4013 Where are you?
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 18:27:01 GMT


Tina:

I'm multiple posting in case you overlook one.

Write me....equitus@athena.mit.edu


:-(
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: greg@pomona.claremont.edu (Tigger)
Subject: Re: MODERATOR PLEASE READ!!
Organization: Pomona College
Date: 14 Apr 92 20:10:46 PDT

In article <1992Apr15.002623.4245@iitmax.iit.edu>, ee448rsw@iitmax.iit.edu (Robert S Wojtowicz) writes:
> 
> P.S. At the moment all my mail is forwarded to her - please wait a day
> or so if you need to contact me.

Sounds like a good reason to ask his postmaster to remove his net
access.  If one of the students here did that, I'd nuke the little
shit so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.

|  Greg Orman                               greg@pomona.claremont.edu  |
|                      Live to Ride, Ride to Live                      |
|        A man's best friends:  a Harley, a Baretta, and a Gund        |
From: dawn@ennex4.eng.utsa.edu (Dawn Roberson)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: SWF ISO SM
Date: 5 Apr 92 17:39:59 GMT
Organization: Univ of Texas at San Antonio

Please send replies to dawn@ennex1.eng.utsa.edu for previous SWF ISO SM  
(mail server problems)
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Monday, 13 Apr 1992 11:03:35 EDT
From: <CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: I want my bunny rabbit NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

    I once found the perfect bunny rabbit, she was soft and fun to pet,  and
 she had brown hair.  I like brown bunny rabbits, although yellow bunny
 rabbits are ok and red bunny rabbits are cool too, not to mention black
 bunny rabbits...
     But my bunny rabbit decided that she didn't love me, so she hopped away.
 After thinking about my bunny rabbit for a while, I believe that anyone
 looking for love will not find it, they will only find lust.  Sometimes I
 think love is a conditioned response.  Do you fool yourself into thinking
 that you love someone, or do you only love the sex you have with your SO.
     Why I decided to tell the whole word this, i do not know.  Well, I hope
 you found the bunny story humorous, I thought it would be a lot better than
 things such as:
          SWM ISO SWF to engage in strawberry cream and arm kisses...
     Well maybe...of course some of the other titles are funny.  Basically, I
 have a lot of free time and want to talk to someone about any subject.  So,
 if you care to get a conversation started, thats fine with me.
     I am not hoping to find some wonderful woman and fall in "love" or
 appear to, by posting this.  I just wanted some e-mail.  Although I do
 wonder how many people actually read the whole article. I'm sure those
 who didn't will think i'm into rabbits.  Now that should prove interesting.
                                    Have a good one.

                                                 Smitty.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: twpierce@amhux1.amherst.edu (Tim Pierce)
Subject: Re: POSTing is not immediate - FYI
Organization: Amherst College, Amherst, MA
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 12:24:48 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.115744.39415@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu> 2frwtowel@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:

>I don't mean to sound like some "CompuGod" or anything, but I think
>there are at least a few people here who think that when they make a
>post to NEWS, it gets on to news the minute they post it.
>...
>When a post is made to news, it shows up on your own machine immediately,
>but it gets posted at different times (and different DATES) on different
>vaxes, vms, etc, all over the country.

I don't mean to sound like some "CompuGod" or something, but VAXen
make up a very small minority of the computers that people use on
Usenet.

-- 
____ Tim Pierce                / "Well, there's homosexuality in all animals
\  / twpierce@amherst.edu      / but one, and that's the pig.  If it weren't
 \/ (BITnet: TWPIERCE@AMHERST) / for homosexuals we'd all have to live like
                                 pigs." -- overheard at Sydney Mardi Gras
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: Scott Hibbetts <scotth@copper.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: The Trial of little 'e' - Part I
Keywords: charges
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 14:34:54 -0500

In article <NICOLE.26@csci1.csci.unt.edu> NICOLE@csci1.csci.unt.edu writes:
>In article <1992Apr15.113322.25882@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Scott Hibbetts <scotth@copper.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>>In article <1992Apr15.093557.11752@ultra.com> spetter@ultra.com (Scott Spetter) writes:
>>>
>>>Well, if you *insist* on pressing charges, I think we'd better have
>>>a net trial.  So, anyone want to volunteer for jury duty, [...]
>
>
>>What if we have a hung jury?
                    ^^^^
>
>HANG 'EM!!! HANG 'EM!!!!
>
>Nicki

Is that what you'd do with twelve hung men and lots of rope?  :-)

Scott Hibbetts
Bloomington, IN
From: ap.134@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Women on a.p (was Re: I may be a lesbian...)
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ap.4079@layout.Berkeley.EDU writes:
[Bizarre parody deleted]
>	BTW, has anyone else noticed a marked increase in the number of
>	actual (seemingly) real life FEMALES posting to this newsgroup
>	over the last few days?  Could it be the Spring Time effect?
>	Hmmmmm.

Funny; I'd noticed FEWER women on alt.personals lately.  Maybe it's the
spring time effect and they all already found someone?

- swm 23 midwest
 
 

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From: ap.2815@layout.Berkeley.EDU
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Subject: Looking for "unhappy"
Date: 6 Apr 92 15:05:29 GMT
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No, I'm not looking for unhappy sex...   :-)

I'm actually looking for someone who posted something entitled
"unhappy" to alt.personals about 3 (or so) months ago.  The poster
wanted to contact people who were unhappily married for discussion of
unhappy issues.

Well, I've decided to officially add myself to the list, but I don't
know how to contact the poster.  If you posted "unhappy", or you know
how to get in touch with the poster, or know someone on the discussion
list (..., get the idea?), please contact me.

Thanks a lot,

Hmmmm.
 
 

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From: ee448rsw@iitmax.iit.edu (Robert S Wojtowicz)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: To people on the net
Date: 17 Apr 92 15:39:02 GMT
Organization: Illinois Institute of Technology / Academic Computing Center

I am sorry about little "e", I don't want anyone to lose net priveledges.
But anyone sending me massive amounts of junk mail will get their system
mail people informed and action will be taken if anyone presses it. If
little "e" would apologize to me for filling up my mailbox 20 letters/hour
and causing mailer problems here I would write to her sysad to get her
reinstated. 

   And, anyone thinking I got ran off the net - I have put in 16 hour days
since my posting and have'nt had thhe time til today to read this newsgroup.
But the way things are here, who wants to read this? All anyone does is tryt
to cut down everyone else, which never bothers anyone to a point, but if you 
have ever been harrassed, it can cause major headaches. I thought this was
alt.personals, a social way of meeting people, not alt.flame.

And don't expect me to read this newsgroup again, although there are some
decent people out there I have corresponded with and one I even met.


Rob


-- 
"Don't ever try to understand women, just love them!!"
Rob
ee448rsw@iitmax.iit.edu
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From: kodavar@eemips.tamu.edu (Friendly Ghost)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: ap.7843
Date: 16 Apr 92 07:37:27 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Texas A&M University

just confirming..
ap.4397
From: ap.5464@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: WRITE TO ME
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Hi, I am a sophomore at Penn State looking for good conversation with the
possibility of developing a friendship.  I have lots of interests including
music, tennis and other sports.  If you like to get mail write to me, I will
answer every letter I get.  Thanks.  Talk to you soon.....
 
 

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From: ap.7796@layout.Berkeley.EDU
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Subject: SM LOOKING FOR SF
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Hi,
    I am a single Male Looking for a caring single lady to be a
close friend mabe more in the future.

    I'm a computer tech at Curtin University and i like to get to know
the person before getting laid. I want a quality relationship too but
quality relationships are hard to find these days.

I also do massages and like brushing long hair.
I like dancing but not at night clubs but at old time balls
and places where I know I can meet sincere people.
I also like dancing at home too.
I also like going to movies and hiring and buying videos like:
The neverending story part 1 and 2
Back to the future 1,2 and 3 and others.



Age: 28 years

Date of birth: 19 Feb 1964

Height: aprox 67 inches, 5'7    Weight 60 kg or 9 1/2 stone

Eyes: blue. Hair: dark brown to black


Ambitions: To be accepted for what i am and to be notest for what i
           do best.

Likes: Careing people, Open people, Honist people, Non Smokers,
       Non Drinkers, Non gamblers and generly not loud kind of
       people.

Dislikes: Bullies, Nasty people, People that wont help others in
          need, Rumers, people that talks behind other people's backs,
          Showoffs and people that dont care about other people.


Ideal Evening: Walking along a river or beach holding hands and
               watching the moon reflecting off the water and looking
               at the stars. Or Sitting in front of a warm open Fire
               place listing to Romantic music with the lights dimmed
               low.

Bigest Joy: 1 Music, 2 Dancing/movies, 3 Meeting People.

Fantasees: To find a kind and gentle Lady who cares and is open and
           will love me for what i am and to help me out when needed.
           who knows the real meaning of love because theres too many
           lovers and not enough LOVE these days. and to have the
           whole world at peace and harmany.

Favorite colors: Blue, Black, White and Green.

Starsign: Aquarius/Pisces.


Please email me if I am what you are looking for.


                                                Many thanks.

 
 

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From: swann@acsu.buffalo.edu (Stephen Swann)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: SWM really needs email from SWF
Date: 11 Apr 92 17:43:29 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <NICOLE.20@csci1.csci.unt.edu> NICOLE@csci1.csci.unt.edu writes:
>
>>I am 18 yr. old, a smoker, and a frustrated copllege student.
>
>No wonder your frustrated.  You can't even spell college.  What exactly do 
           ^^^^

Now, Nicole, didn't your mother teach you to spell-check your flames?

:-)

-- 
Steve Swann                 |    Speak to me in many voices; make
swann@acsu.buffalo.edu      |      them all sound like one...  -BOC
From: andromed@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: 7484 write here...
Date: 13 Apr 92 20:31:01 GMT
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada


  write to this address 
andromed@sleet.atm.dal.ca

7484  copy ??
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: rgeis@ncsa.uiuc.edu (Ral Geis)
Subject: attn:aps 4689,6817,7985,6829,4208,6142
Organization: National Center for Supercomputing Applications
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 16:29:14 GMT

I'm ap.7326.  Please send mail to rgeis@ncsa.uiuc.edu

Ral


Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: greg@pomona.claremont.edu (Tigger)
Subject: Re: POSTing is not immediate - FYI
Organization: Pomona College
Date: 16 Apr 92 16:16:26 PDT

In article <1992Apr16.115744.39415@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>, 2frwtowel@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:
> 
> I know some of you know this, but also that others don't.  Just wanted to
> let that second group get a little more informed about how this all works.

On the other hand, I've gotten replies within half an hour from 
thousands of miles away.  Not off the continent, but from one coast
to the other.  So sometimes it might just make sense.

Greg
From: auerbach@sleepy.bmd.trw.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: <None>
Date: 6 Apr 92 16:26:57 MST

In article <1992Apr6.123027.11791@doug.cae.wisc.edu>, curtisj@cae.wisc.edu (Curtis Jacobsen) writes:
> In article <1992Apr6.090838.562@miavx3.mid.muohio.edu> Horny Satyr from York, Pa writes:
>>Scott,
>>I am a passionate young woman that is used to small cocks and
>>personally I think you shouldn't mention how small your cock is.
>>Women tend to believe that you can't have great sex unless the
>>guy has a big dick (7" or more).  So if you really want to get
>>lucky leave your puny little dick out of it.
>>		A tip.
> 
> 7"!!!!!!!
> 
> HOLY SMOKES!
> 
> Men, we had better start eating our Wheaties!
> 
Not me!!  I just found out I have a big dick!  Boy, won't my wife be
surprised!!!  :)

K
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: mmstahl@descartes.uwaterloo.ca ()
Subject: bouncing
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 03:45:20 GMT

 is ap working?  my mailserver is bouncing whatever I send.

mmstahl@descartes.waterloo.edu

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