From: taz@momad.UUCP (Sysop)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Sex
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 18:38:23 -0500
Reply-To: taz%momad@infoserv.com
Organization: MoDeM MaDnEsS BBS   1-516/295-9435


WITH SEX ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE
 
 
 
        This paper has been sent to you for good luck.  The original has been
 
        worn out from having passed through the hands of so many people.  It
 
        had travelled around the world 69 times [Dear Reader: please help
     
        keep this count current.  If this letter falls into your hands after 
 
        just completing one more circuit of the world, please add one to the
 
        count.]
 
        The luck has now been sent to you.  You will experience great sex
 
        within four days of receiving this letter, provided you send it on!
 
        Since the copy must tour the world, you must make twenty copies and
 
        send them to others.  This is no joke.  Send no money.  Send copies
 
        to people who need to get laid within 96 hours.
 
 
 
        After he passed this letter on, a Montana Spinach Control Officer got
 
        his penis stuck in a cow-milking machine and had the longest series
 
        of ograsms of his life.  John Elliot tried to pick up a prositute,
 
        but, because he broke the chain, was picked up by the police instead.
 
        When they searched his home, they found magazines of little boys
 
        which they showed to his neighbours.  In a suburb of Paris, Don Loray's
 
        trousers were ripped by an unsatisfied erection, 51 days after
 
 
        failing to circulate the letter.  However, before this happened,
a                        
        
        condom machine gave him three condoms for the price of one.  (was this 
 
        the consolation prize?)
 
 
 
        Do note the following:  Hebert Pudstrom received the chain in 1953.
 
        He asked his secretary to make twenty copies and send them out.  A
 
        few days later he encountered her in a red-light district making
 
        more than he had every paid her at work.  General George Patton,
 
        who sent the letter on, saw what he thought was a quarter in the
 
        street.  When he bent down to pick it up, a beautiful woman in a
 
        miniskirt walked by, and he got a great view.  His aide, Colonel
 
        Roger Bumswiver, who did not pass on the letter, tried to pick up
 
        a similar object but was fucked up the ass by a desperate gay when
 
        he bent over.  Heywood Daddit, an unemployed chicken choker, received
 
        the letter and forgot that it had to leave his hands within 96 hours.
 
        His wife then went bowling with his best friend and never returned.
 
        Later, after finding the letter again, he mailed twenty copies.  A
 
        few days later he got a wife and discovered that his old wife, who
 
        he thought was wonderful, had made love to him like a dead salmon
 
        for all these years!  Alan Fairchild received the letter and, not
 
        believing, threw the letter away.  Nine days later he spilled hot
 
        coffee in his crotch.
 
        In 1987 the letter received by a young woman in Texas was faded and
 
        barely readable, so she did not realize that this paragraph applied
 
        to her.  She promised herself she would retype the letter and send
 
        it on, but she put it aside to do later.  She was plagued with
 
        problems including herpes and other venereal diseases she contracted
 
        in her futile attempts to find Mr. Right in a singles bar.  The
 
        letter did not leave her hands in 96 hours.  She finally typed the 
 
        letter and found a man with a 10-inch penis.
 
 
 
           You must distribute at least twenty copies within 96 hours of
 
        receiving this letter.  Those who do will find their love lives more
 
        fulfilling.  Those who do not will be doomed to one-night stands with
 
        mechanical devices.
 
 
 
        Enjoy...
 
 

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