From: chaneysa@nextnet.ccs.csus.edu (Thoughtcrime Convict #12273-101)
Subject: We need more liberalism!
Followup-To: The Liberal sludge of the day.
Originator: chaneysa@nextnet
Keywords: Nyet Komrad!
Organization: Alcatraz Re-Education Department for Thought Criminals. (Actually, California State University, Sacramento, and I don't speak for them.)
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 18:41:47 GMT


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                       We need more liberalism!

 Even as the government slashes and slashes and slashes us in the
pocketbook to bleed us of our money, feeding wasteful bureaucrats that
spend $.70 for management and $.30 for social programs for every
dollar we give them, we need to invest more in America.
 Even as our tax money is wasted upon a check-bouncing payraise-hungry
Congress; a vicious, religious-bigoted NEA; cow-dung research, and
other pork deals in the barrel, we must remember: we need more
government help for the economy.
 And if you think you've given enough, think again: you need to give
more to feed and de-nuke Russia. And if you think you're done giving
yet, here we are again to pick your pockets some more to show our care
for AIDS, which gets twice as much care as cancer patients.
Difference: cancer has no cure, but the 95% effective prevention
method for AIDS, requires one act that the liberals do not want to
teach your kids: ABSTINENCE! But we need your tax dollars and your
sensitivity so we can throw your kids condoms and pills instead.
 We need more taxpayer generosity this year so that we can dole out
billions in welfare help to Boris - giving a whole third, fourth and
fifth dimension to the phrase Taxation Without Anything Resembling
Representation. All while the politicians are saying it won't be an
extra tax burden to us. (Why not loan those billions not to Boris, but
to.. ack.. gasp.. America?!)
 We need to help pay for these massive government programs by cutting
defense and putting those mean nasty military people out of work. If
they in turn end up on the soupline we will put them on the Government
dole and put it on the middle-class workers' tab.  
 We need to tax gasoline so that we can be no longer like unique
Americans that we are, but rather, like the rest of the world, where
private transportation is more of a privilege than a right. We need to
unlearn our likeness for private transportation, and become accustomed
to being late to work more often because of turtle-ass bus drivers. We
need to ride more in cramped, piss-soaked seats, next to all the
people in the world that we would normally avoid like the plague. We
have to get out more and enjoy the rewards of environmental awareness
- like missing the bus when we desperately need to catch that smelly
cows#!t-mobile to get to work. 
 We need to put aside the needs of the working people in Oregon's
timberland, to make room for the Spotted Owl. We need to give the
finger to those workers who can't adapt to the Spotted Owl, and then
bleed lotsa green for them on payday, when they land in the spot we
created for them in the unemployment/welfare line. Then again, why
should we bleed? We can put this, too, on the working class citizen's
tab come April 15. 
 We need more environmental regulations for our corporations, even
though this is the greenest nation on all of God's Green Earth, and
most of the environmental disasters are happening in Mexico, South
America, Russia, and other nations besides the US. We need to cut
nuclear power and have less efficient, more expensive power, so that
we no longer have to hear all those myths about how our nuclear
reactors are doing damage to the Earth. 
 We need to go to the next Earth Summit and give them everything they
need in order to save our near-dead Earth. We need to give them our
money, our sensitive technology, even our sovereignty as an independent,
self-governed nation, if it helps. 
 By all means, we absolutely MUST recognize the crimes of humanity
against animal life on Earth. We must recognize the rights of animals,
and mimic Malibu, CA, in making a specific animal a citizen of our city.
We must set aside the needs and wants and luxuries of humanity, for the
sake of animals. 
 We need to recycle paper, tin, aluminum. And defective newborns like
that anencephalic baby in Florida.
 We need to be bumped off if we're qualified for the job, to make room
for people who aren't, because of their race or gender. And we need to
like it and praise it. Or keep our mouths shut and don't talk back.
 If we are rich, we need to convict ourselves of greed, corruption,
and tax-evasion. We need to bleed and bleed and bleed for every high
school dropout, drug addict, and everyone who has ever thought fathers
were irrelevant and who are acting on that now, because we caused that
to happen and it's all our fault. And if we do not convict ourselves we
must expect the government to do it for us. 
 We need to pay higher taxes on our cars, our gas, and our income, and
donate more to charity, to show we care. As the rich kids become more
and more immune to tuition costs and the poor get into school free, we
middle class people need to fend for ourselves as tuition costs rise,
and all in the meantime dodge quotas meant to bump us off because we
are either racists or chauvenists and we need to pay the price because
our parents or grandparents were bigots.




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