From: jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.rush-limbaugh
Subject: Unofficial Abridged Summary for Wednesday, July 22, 1992
Keywords: Unofficial Summary Rush Limbaugh
Date: 23 Jul 92 15:19:35 GMT
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Unofficial Summary of the Rush Limbaugh Show

for Wednesday, July 22, 1992

by John Switzer

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This unofficial summary is copyright (c) 1992 by John Switzer.
All Rights Reserved. Distribution of this unofficial summary to
other electronic forums and bulletin boards is highly encouraged.
Spelling and other corrections gratefully received.

Please read the standard disclaimer which was included with the
first summary for this month. In particular, please note that
this summary is not approved or sanctioned by Rush Limbaugh or
the EIB network, nor do I have any connection with them other as
a daily listener.

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July 22, 1992

MORNING UPDATE

Rush warns his audience that he is going to play an excerpt from
Ice-T's new album "Body Count." Charlton Heston read excerpts
from the song "KKK Bitch" during Time Warner's shareholders'
meeting last week, as he attempted to convince the company's
executives that they should exercise some corporate
responsibility. Heston reads the following:

"I love my KKK bitch, love it when she f**ks me,
I love my KKK bitch, love it when she f**ks me,
I love my KKK bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad, you know
what I'm saying?

So we was down south falling in love,
D-Rock had this nazi girl,
My man Mooseman had a skinhead,
I fell in love with Tipper Gore's two twelve-year old nieces.

It was wild. Got even worse.
She pushed her butt up against my *****.
My ***** got hard and entered in her,
She said "oh my God.

So what we're really trying to say
Is that Body Count loves everybody -
Mexican, black, oriental girls, it really don't matter.
If you from Mars, you got to f**k me, we'll f**k you."

Time Warner has claimed that they are protecting the First
Amendment rights of their artists, yet Rush points out that
although free speech means that Ice-T has a right to say this
kind of stuff, nobody is obligated to listen to it. If Time
Warner had any corporate responsibility, it would yank this
record now.

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<<Because Rush is on vacation this week, Jim Kurr is guest
hosting the show today and tomorrow. Friday's show will be a
"Best of Rush" show. Thus, I will not be doing summaries for this
week except for a few highlights.>>

Jim notes that on page 5 of yesterday's New York Post is a story
by Marsha Cranes about Dan Quayle's misspelling of "potato." One
sentence of this story, though, is written as follows: "Taylor's
crack was an apparent reference to Vice President Dan Quayle's
misspelling of patato last month." Thus, the Post, which has been
ridiculing Quayle for reading an index card that had a misspelled
word on it, has misspelled that same word. The Post's error is
even more egregious since it was not caught by the story's
writer, copy-editors, proof editors, or any of the many other
editors that newspapers employ.

Jim also tells the joke about Dan Quayle being asked to spell
"Mississippi." Quayle is too sharp for this question and replies
"you can't trick me - do you want the river or the state?"

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