HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu (Meredith Luke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Horses in the Grail...
Date: 23 Nov 92 13:06:42 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov23.124940.8999@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>, Robert.T.Warfield@dartmouth.edu (Robert T. Warfield) writes:
> 
>   Didn't the shrubber have a horse to pull his cart?
> 
> **********************************************************************
> * Arthur, king of the Britons    * King of the who?                  *
> * King of the Brittons!          * Who are the Brittons anyway?      *
> * I am, you are, we all are the  *                                   *
> * Brittons and I am your king!   * Well, I didn't vote for you.      *
> **********************************************************************
> Robert T. Warfield@dartmouth.edu

God knows, I should know this by now, but I *think* they were people and not
horses.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Jester For Sale!!!!!!!!!!! Auctioning of Jester
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 92 08:01:20 GMT

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) bids:

>In article <BxIunE.D3H@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
>} Yep you heard it right..I'm for sale...
>} 
>} So post your offers for my body, soul, sex, nifty costume
>} and whatever else you want to buy from/off/of mine
>} 
>} Court Jester aka wow, I'm full of ideas.....

>I'll begin the bidding with a case of Spam.

Half a case!  And no higher.

>Phil squig I've got a truckload of the stuff, so don't try to overbid me!!!
Meetch aka No, but I do have a tin opener handy... lunch anyone?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Jester and & masons
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 92 08:24:48 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk (MR X) writes:
>>	3) jester@edu.purdue.cc.sage	Christopher Jack Daniel Christian
>>					            ^^^^^^^^^^^
>>						Isnt that a drink?

>first of all its jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu
>and secondly.....

>my name is not a drink. Jack Daniels is a drink...my middle
>nam,e has no S at the end..... nyah!

>Jester aka I am not a drink, I am not a drink
Meetch aka Nope, but you are a loony.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Jos?
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 21 Nov 92 02:32:39
Distribution: world
Organization: Fill is a dope



Is this your arm?
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					||     \O/ ||
					||/     |  ||
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			       /          \ _______||
			      /	           \--------
			     /	            \
      | /       	    /	             \
     \|/        	   /                  \
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    |   (6__            	   \__/	 .
    |       \           	    || 	 .
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    |. . \___/          	 _/oooo\_
    |.)--_|                     /oooooooo\
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    |   o<|                     \_oooooo_/                    __
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    |            \               __/__\__/  \_//\      /\    |/_|
_____=============______________`--------____/\//__/\__\/____/______



Dan aka I found it sitting in my nose, and thought you might want it
back.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Jester's Burning song
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 14:30:34 GMT

Live from Jester & Eccles mail spool.

Its The Burn Song

Burn for youuuuuuuuu
Burn for me.......Burn us together......majestically
I burn youuuuuu during the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
I burn youuuuuuu during the eeeeeevvvveeeeeeeeennnong
I burn my sister......
I burn my mother...
I burn them like no other......
I burn Gina for being a sl*THUD!* 
I burn eccles for singing
I burn smIno for ringing
I burn Pag for drinking
I burn L(l)isa for thinking

My scansion is atrocious.
Well, no one said i was a poet......

Jester aka what a peon........
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Available once again?
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 02:05:55 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>>>Blimey!!  I hate the equipment at this bloody college, it never bloody
>>>works....
>>>
>>>The net's been down for a couple of days, and I still don't know if we can
>>>post, so if we can, please signify it by screaming "SEMPRINI!" at the top of
>>>your lungs and responding to my free officer...
>>>
>>>(If you can read this post, and tell me so, I'd be so grateful that I'd break
>>>out the vat of custard, and the whips and the chains, and the leather boots,
>>>and the booze and throw everyone a great big orgy.)
>>hey hey hey!  you're copying! no fair!  i thought my custard had
>>gone missing, but you stole it!
>Oh don't worry, Leather... I've got an industrial sizzed vat of WARM
>custard just waiting for you here.
But its how you're warming it up that worries me....

>>>Meredith aka not president and not vice president but still the sleaziest and
>>>most creative sex toy
>>no!  not so!  you've been blatantly stealing my stuff!
>>gina, can't you as pres stop this outrage?!
>Well there's a li'll problem with this.
>As, officially, no one is pres,
>No one can stop this.
>That includes Gina.
>Fortunately, as i reprisent no one, I can say "FUCK OFF... MY
>LEATHER'S RIGHT!!!"

help

>>leather aka stomping her little stiletto heel
>MNSoi aka OUCH!
Eccles aka Now what are you going to do - it leaks!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT.
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 20:47:23 GMT

la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>I've had it with this newsgroup and a certain executive officer making
>unfounded allegations.  Later, folks.  I apologize to everyone who was not
>involved in such a waste of time and space.

Hold on. Remember this is Usenet and all things said on here
are for the most part NOT serious or real. Except the part
about me and Ginain the shower.....

>Meredith taking a long vacation
Jester aka we will miss you.
-- 
Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester & Gina sitting in a tree, K_I_S_SI_N_G
Date: 17 Nov 92 00:35:46 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>Oh, for the days when Jester and I had a thread all to ourselves!!
>Oh, the good times we had!! Oh, the insults we traded!!
>Oh, the tirades that just went on and on and on and on and on
>and on and on and on and on and on and <BONK!>

shut up...quit complainbg..and lets forcibly take over
a newsgroup....alt.gorets comes to mind.....

>Course, that was before the Gina Invasion and the Electionitis!!

hey now..i started that.....you NORMAL person you

>Let the kids put *that* in their pipe and not inhale it!!

nope..it might dull thir brains more than freon

>>>General Sir Eustace Cholmondeleigh-Smythe
>>>and his Tertiary Syphillis
>Jamesa <=== only diseased in the head. And sinuses. And a
>	few lymph nodes. And the gammy leg. And <BONK!>
Jester aka healthy as a dead horse....
-- 
Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
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apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Jesters back...er....but....er...ass
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 05:15:35 GMT

jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:

>In <1992Nov13.114703.2286@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>Jamesa nerak That oughta put the fear of coconuts into 'em!!S
Eccles aka COCONUTS!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: News Flash, Jester is dead
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1992 03:28:29 GMT

brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
>>brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>:>In the next four Python Lectures, Jester will talk about why he is dead.
>:EXCUSE ME
>:I DO NOT WANT JESTER DEAD. My two..no three..officers are None of the
>:Above as manager when I'm not 'ere, Jester are Court Jester, and my
>:Commander in Chief who I'll leave anonymous so he can be effective,
>:and besides he knows who he is. DO NOT MESS WITH THESE GUYS OR I'LL
>:HAVE TO GET HOSTILE and nobody wants me to do that.
>He's already dead. He just hasn't worked it out yet.

Yeah..the legal ramifications of me being dead hhas not been properly
dealt with..i mean..i i was dead..who would post
all this drivel to this wonderful newsgroup?

Jester aka think about thhat ..hm......


-- 
I am the toddler that naps in the night!
I am the widget that's missing from the easy to assemble swing set.
I am the sweater gift you have to exchange.
I am the minus sign you can't cancel out.
From: morris@eng.umd.edu (Morris S. Berman)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Archives
Keywords: archives
Date: 17 Nov 92 01:31:05 GMT
Organization: Project GLUE, University of Maryland, College Park

I know that at one point there existed the Monty Python Archives.
Does anyone know where they reside now?

Please send replies to me via E-Mail, I will post a summary
of the locations of the archives.

-Mb
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: EEP!
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 04:31:36 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:


>I'm sorry.. .it appears all the linguists have left us.
>I must keep up the ancient tradition!
oops, I had forgotten.

>LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!!!!!!
GGGGGOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>OISm,n
Eccles aka I speak four languages, no wait five,

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: st923012@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (JENN)
Subject: lumberjack song
Reply-To: st923012@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1992 02:59:01 GMT

Could someone please tell me the correct words to the lumberjack song.
I have heard the line sung both:

"just like my sweet papa"
and  "just like my sweet mama"

Are both of these right?  

Thanks,  please send to

ST923012@pip.cc.brandeis.edu

Jenn


It's not a question of where he grip's it, it's a 
simple matter of weight ratios...A 5 ounce bird 
could not hold a 1 ounce cocnut.
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester For Sale!!!!!!!!!!! Auctioning of Jester
Date: 17 Nov 92 20:25:09 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov17.080120.29599@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) bids:
> 
>>In article <BxIunE.D3H@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
>>} Yep you heard it right..I'm for sale...
>>} 
>>} So post your offers for my body, soul, sex, nifty costume
>>} and whatever else you want to buy from/off/of mine
>>} 
>>} Court Jester aka wow, I'm full of ideas.....
> 
>>I'll begin the bidding with a case of Spam.
> 
> Half a case!  And no higher.
> 
>>Phil squig I've got a truckload of the stuff, so don't try to overbid me!!!
> Meetch aka No, but I do have a tin opener handy... lunch anyone?

I bid a putrid heron and a penguin on the telly...
From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Banana slugs
Date: 23 Nov 92 07:51:36 GMT
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Remember to stock up for St. Mungo's Day!

The Banana Slug Marketing Board
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Orationes in Verrem aka Making jester mad.
Date: 18 Nov 92 09:07:42 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <Bxv7wC.MG4@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de writes:
>>Si quis vestrum, Gina et Leather et Meredith et Eccels et
>>Chestnutt et Heidi E Schmidt et David Bromage et Sprooney et
>>Turlow et Jester, aut eorum, qui adsunt, forte
>>miratur me, qui tot annos in alt.fan.monty-python ita
>>sim versatus, ut legerim multos, laeserim neminem, subito
>>nunc mutata voluntae ad accusandum descendere, is, si mei
>>consilii causam rationemque cognoverit, una et id, quod facio,
>>probabit et in hac causa profecto neminem praeponendum mihi
>>esse auctorem putabit.
> 
> alright...now you made me mad......i have to get out my
> latin-english dictionary and translate away..dammit..make me work
> to answer a post dammit....dammit
> 
> <jester walks off slamming his head into various trees>

Are you all right, my love? Do you need a bandage on that nasty bump
where the elm tree stuck you in that gorgeous little face ?
> 
> 
>> 
>>S.D.M. Trappus
>> 
> 
> 
> -- 
> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth)
Subject: job interview
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 23:12:36 GMT

now if i call up mr. chipperfield and say to him, look here, i've got
a fourty-five year old chartered accountant who wants to be lion
tamer, his first question to me will not be, does he have his own hat?

                              sorry about that, i wigged
                                               cathy
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lumberjack Song
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 15 Nov 92 22:06:11
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu's message of 13 Nov 92 16:52:25 GMTLines: 25

In article <1992Nov13.165225.28989@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
   In article <1992Nov13.100402.29398@alex.com>, helen@alex.com (Helen O'Hanlon) writes:
.|> Hi! As a new reader, apologies if this has been asked before BUT I read, well scanned, nearly 400 articles and
.|> couldn't find what I'm after.  Enough apologising... here goes.
.|> Nobody has ever been able to tell me ALL the words to the Lumberjack song....I wait with baited breath.
.|> Everybody here at my work wants a rendition as soon as I get an answer, so my singing career is in your hands.

Here, I know one you might have missed.. [rummage rummage]  *Here* it
is, "placenta"

.|> Thanks in advance,

.Where can i get a job just starring endlessly into a computer waiting for some
.hapless sap to post the words to the lumber jack song so, in the office, we
.could dance around with merriment and sing untill we reched out our
.lungs after we got out of breath. Meanwhile millions of us are slaving away
.at our pitiful, meaningless, lives.  Working gruling hours in a pit filled
.with potted meat, and when we do anything wrong, we are thrown into a 
.box with steel spikes in the inside.

Uh...Is it a trick question?  Hrmm... seven?

.chestnutt aka semester's going to hell in a bucket and i don't know who has 
	.the handle  
Dan aka I do, but I ain't gonna tell.  
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: ***News Flash***Phil re-enters the race***
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 04:29:37 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:


>>>>Well, ladies and gentlemen.It would seem that my constituents are begging me 
>>>>to re-enter the race.  The issues have not been addressed by anyone, which I 
>>>>intend to do.
>>>Well gimmie the issues, and MY candidate won't do anything about
>>>them. So there!!!
>>My god- a Victorian Liberal in IRELAND!!!!
>>Must have escaped from a zoo.
>'Course we have them. They're called Fianna Fail. And now that you
>mention it, I was wondering about the similarity between thingy and
>that escaped Gorilla. (Or was it a snake *:) )
Thats allright. A sharp hammer to the groin cures the dreaded trouser
snake.

>>>>Hence, Phil is back in it.  (Besides, the PFJ is a worthless organisation--I 
>>>>don't know why I didn't want to hurt it)
>>>BLASPHEMY!!!!
>>No such thing.
>Oh fuck.
Lots of that however.

>>>OSImn...
>>>VOTE NONE OF THE ABOVE!
>>VOTE D.ONKEY
>VOTE Platyhelmid in X,000,000 BC!!!
VOTE Eccles' ponytail!

>mNSOI
lleecs
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: 100 SNUGGLEBUNNIES on the rampage!!!!!!!!
Date: 16 Nov 92 00:45:17 GMT
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet's message of 13 Nov 92 15:00:08 CSTLines: 24

In article <1992Nov13.150008.3956@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
.In article <1992Nov12.044339.16148@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
.> Yes, but what's your point?
.No, honey. That's your point. Yep. That one there. What're you going
.to do with it?

I thought I'd puree it, boil it, and put it in a jar with some fruit
preserves to use as a spread!

.Need some help?

Here, I'll hold that for you, then you can tie the ends and...there
ya' go, a slip knot!

.Advice?

Buy RJ Reynolds at 125.4!

.A place to put it?

How'bout the Louvre?

.Gina aka full of something, hopefully ideas
Dan aka Mmm... looks more like oven-cleaner to me.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jbrett@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Jon.)
Subject: Re: Gumbys of the world unite. (part  ** 3 **)
Organization: Coventry University
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 08:56:38 GMT

  Well, we have got some clever people who know about throatwobbler mangroves.
  Well done to everyone who got it right.

  Heres another question for yus alls.

  What is the title of H.M. Public service film no.42 ???


  Got it ?

  Jon.
  
--
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu (Meredith Luke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Python Movies
Date: 23 Nov 92 13:09:09 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1eqkqiINN1sb@lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk>, maujs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J D Morris) writes:
> In article <Nov.21.19.19.35.1992.28250@trident.usacs.rutgers.edu> tjk@trident.usacs.rutgers.edu (Thanatos G.O.T.D) writes:
>>
>>Well people to start a new and irrelevant thread here, what python
>>movies do all or you like the best????
>>Meaning of Life
>>The Holy Grail
>>The Life of Brian
>>And Now for Something Completely different...
>>
>>(unless I'm mistaken thats all the movies these guys have made (as a group)) 
>>
>>just my two pea...
>>
>>T. Kessler
>>
>>tjk@trident.usacs.rutgers.edu
> 
> 	What about that old favourite 'Monty Python At The
> 	Hollywood Bowl'? And does 'Parrot Sketch Not Included'
> 	count as a film? And then there are all those sort-of
> 	Python films...there now follows a list of them all
> 	which I have made up. The  list that follows is my
> 	list, it is my list that follows. The following list
> 	belongs to me, in terms of ownership the non-preceding
> 	catalogue is definetely mine-wise, the list that I
> 	made up now follows, I made up the following list:
> 
> 		Jabberwocky (Palin, Jones)
> 		Time Bandits (Cleese, Palin, Gilliam)
> 		Brazil (Palin, Gilliam)
> 		The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen (Idle, Gilliam)
> 		A Fish Called Wanda (Cleese, Palin)
> 		Yellowbeard (Cleese, Chapman)
> 
            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You forgot a very important one!  "Eric the Viking" with Jones(also directing)
and Cleese.  SEE IT!!! (A smashing film.)



> 		just another two pea from me...
> 				Jonathan Morris
> 
> P.S. Anyone got any information on the scenes from the original
> cut of 'Life Of Brian' edited out of the film? 
> 
> 				"Your lupins or your life"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Subject: Re: Sit on my face!!!
Reply-To: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 03:37:31 GMT


In a previous article, umehn@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Paula M. Ehn) says:

>Does anybody know haw this song ends.  My taped copy is 
>hard to understand clearly.
>This is what I can figure out.
>
>       Sit on My Face!!
>
>Sit on my face 
>And tell me that you love me
>I'll sit on your face
>And tell you I love you too
>I love to hear you oralize 
>When I'm between your thighs
>You blow me away
>
>Sit on my face
>And let my lips embrace you
>I'll sit on your face
>And then I'll love you truely

Life can be fine if we both 
sixty nine
If we sit on our faces 
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away.




>Thanxs in advance!
>Paula

You're welcome :)

Lisa aka glad to see some actual Python stuff

-- 
                  "But there are dreams that cannot be
                 and there are storms we cannot weather."
                 
                             Herber Kretzmer
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: 100 SNUGGLEBUNNIES on the rampage!!!!!!!!
From: phygod72@dumaine.gac.edu (Philip Miesle)
Date: 19 Nov 92 09:58:53
 ><1992Nov16.125105.832@blurt.oswego.edu><1992Nov18.013658.13552@admiral.uucp>
Distribution: galaxy
Organization: Little Dan wants a life
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In article <1992Nov18.013658.13552@admiral.uucp> dave@admiral.uucp (Dave Litchman) writes:

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:Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 01:36:58 GMT
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:In article <1992Nov16.125105.832@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
:>In article <DJOHNSON.92Nov15192051@cayenne.gac.edu>, djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
:>> In article <1992Nov13.121642.820@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
:>> .In article <ins450m.721550171@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
:>> .> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
:>> .> 
:>> .> 
:>> .>>Snugglebunnies*100
:>> .> 
:>> .> Silly jester person has learnt to use cut&paste. Nice to see he
:>> .> has a new toy.
:>> .> 
:>> .> Eccles  aka Wbbl
:>> 
:>> 
:>> .In my day we didn't have cut & paste to play with!  We had to draw the Mona
:>> .Lisa 6 billion times and paste them to our walls for wallpaper!
:>> 
:>> Mona Lisa???  Humph, in my day we didn't have that.  We drew adds for
:>> Franklin Mint products till our hands bleed and fell off, then held
:>> them individually against the walls with our bare stumps!
:>> 
:>> Dan aka Of course they weren't *really* wall, they were just stacks of
:>> bloating, dead ravens that we piled up to keep the wind off us.
:>
:>
:>Ravens! You were lucky!  We had to huddle under a pile of grass clippings for
:>warmth when it was ten million degrees below zero!!!

:Oh, we used to DREAM of having grass clippings!

Really?  When I was a kid, we didn't have dreams!  You were thankful
that you had a brain, much less grass clippings.
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