From: glenn@bessel.umd.edu (D. Glenn Arthur Jr.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: uuuuuuuuh
Date: 29 Aug 92 01:24:52 GMT
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hupersensitive
nonverbal
photo- not phobic but fleeing
tickles to type this
brain itches
cold
scary 
i hate this

it took me forever to type that cuz i couldn't see the keys and 
the light of the screen was still enough to hurt my eyes.

i lay here wondering how to attract the attention of a housemate
when the phone rang and one of them had to answer it and come see
if i could talk.  thanks, caelin.  nice timing.

spiders the size of GNATS!  oh nevermind that really 
happened earlier when the sun was still up, balooning
down (i think they call it balooning (not the spiders,
but other peoplew who talk about spiders (the proverbial
they)) even though isn't it more like parachuting?  but
i can't tell fer shure cuz i couldn't see the spidersilk)
from my ceiling.  little goddamn asterisks making an aerial assault on 
my bed.  oops long line.  how many spiderlings hatch at once?

so crystal just came and took away my babies -- well, not all
of them, just the bass and the electric that's named after
me, and amplifiers.  gone to worldcon w/o me.  they better
have fun there while they can.  gonna confuse the people
who recognize glenn and the battery powered amp cuz they'll
think i must be there but i won't.

i hate it when the inside of my head itches!  though it 
did do a nasty thing and tickle somebody there once.  i
dunno whether this be fever or dehydration or what.  i
think i want pasta -- just enough to taste, not to really eat.
can i stick five pieces of macaroni in a glass in the
microwave?

when i woke up & typed first section, typing tickled
in my forearms.  i wanted to scream but forgot how.  i
knew it was kind of like moaning so i moaned instead.
good thing.  screaming would have hurt my ears.

i did get the childproof cap open by my trembling self.  
now i should probably actually take some of the ibuprofen
thus released from its plastic captivity.

reminds me of the topologist who teased a drunk by
explaining that once he opened the can, the beer
was on the outside.


dammit i have to be betterdammit.  i'm supposed to
be performing tomorrow!  maybe i can get someone
to swing by here and pick me up and at the appointed
times prop me up against a tree with a guitar in hand 
and see if my hands work together ... i'm typing 
this one(left) handed.

will those blasted characters get back in the bleeping
screen 9ya i know, _speaker_ bleeps, screen just whines
a little.  p--- off.)  instead of floating in front
like that?  another cm or so and they'll fall off and
land in the carpet i just know it.  & then will this
get sent?  or will y'all just get carpet lint?

s/9/(/ above.  don' wanna fire up vi cuz it'll hurt
my eyes to see the screen redraw.  good thing i'm
not on the tektronix, with a storage tube.  FLASHclear
ouch.

i hate drooling on my pllow.

can i just get the hell through the worst of this
and wake up achy but fine tomorrow so i can play?

if i nuke five pieces of pasta i'll let y'all know and
sound like the volume/random/thinkitsbizarrecuzitsstupid
newboids i get so tired of.

i should know better than to streamofconsciousness when
i'm sick -- [people shake their heads (but not their 
orange juice) at me.  especially when the stream's been
dammed and someone spilled week old coffee on the banks.

tha's what i need.  gonna put a pepper (red flavour nodule)
in some coffee in a filter and make a cup of hot coffee.  
see if it tastes as good now as when i'm healthy.  no, i
really do drink that when i'm ok,  :-P  so there.

why do i keep wanting to spell cofffee w/ one f?  there,
did 3 just for spite.



D. Glenn Arthur Jr., The Human Vibrator, glenn@bessel.umd.edu
"Being a _man_ means knowing that one has a choice not to act like a 'man'."

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