From: safarj@rebecca.its.rpi.edu (Jonah Emanuel Safar)
Subject: Re: Pointy Fluff
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 11:45:55 GMT

rsr@soda.berkeley.edu (Roy S. Rapoport) writes:

>->><gets on the bed>
>->><sits down in a semi-lotus position>
>->><smiles>
>->
>->>Yes, Sir.  Anything else, Sir?
>->
>->First things first, I'm not a fluff.  Write that out one hundred times,
>->'Points is not a fluff.'  Then we'll move on to other things, I'll get
>->ready while you write...

>I'm sorry, Sir.

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>[40] 

>Points is not a fluff. Points is not a fluff. Points is not a fluff.  Points
>is not a fluff. Points is not a fluff. Points is not a fluff. Points is not
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>is not a fluff. Points is not a fluff. Points is not a fluff. Points is not
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>Points is not a fluff. 
>[80]
>Points is not a fluff. Points is not a fluff. Points is not a fluff. Points
>is not a fluff.  Points is not a fluff. Points is not a fluff. Points is not
>a fluff. Points is not a fluff. Points is not a fluff. Points is not a
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>Points is not a fluff. Points is not a fluff. Points is not a fluff. Points
>is not a fluff. Points is not a fluff. Points is not a fluff. Points is not
>a fluff.

>Thank you, Sir.  I assumed that when you meant 'type' you implied that I
>should not use cut-and-paste, Sir?

>-><Starts laying out various ropes, cuffs, three pineapples...>
>->Stop staring at the pineapples, they're my lunch.

>My apologies, Sir, I was actually looking at those cuffs, though the
>pineapples did catch my attention.

><sits quietly>

Alright bend over....
Stop looking at me that way, I dropped my pen by your feet.
Thank you.
Now read this phamplet on self-apreciation, then write me a
one page essay on the benefits of believing in yourself.
<Locks down your feet in the meantime.>

>-roy

>-- 
>Roy S. Rapoport     internet: rsr@soda.berkeley.edu      bitnet: rsrsoda@ucbocf
>anonymous mail: wi.5836@n7kbt.rain.com        androphile, gynophile, kerryphile
>"What I used to think is me / is just a faded memory." -NIN
>DISCLAIMER:  I speak for the University of California at Berkeley.  Rrrright.

-Points (Eating first pineapple.)
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 If the President won't do it to his wife, he'll do it to his Country. -Unknown
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Jonah E. Safar             R.P.I., Troy, NY              EMail to:safarj@rpi.edu
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