From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Thors Coiten
Date: 2 Oct 92 14:56:28 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <1992Oct1.190552.4563@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) speaks what's left of his mind (after the big operation, you know):
>>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) causers everyone in the audience to simultaneously stand up and say "Wha Ho!" in response to his stirring pathos:
>>.aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser) jumps on the bandwagon:
>>.>In article <1992Sep17.023201.22014@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>.>> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) complains:
>>.>>>djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) stokes the flames of discontent:
>>.>>>>In article <1686214B73.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>>.>>>>.jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>.>>>>.>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu sings along:
>>.>>>>.>>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>.>>>>.>>>Auto2@ (Orakel) writes:
>>.>>>>.>>>
>>.>>>>.>>>>What is Aka.......
>>.>>>>.>>>Jamesa aka <--- This is!
>>.>No, it isn't!
You little bastard. How dare you edit out hundreds of
comments like that.  Yes you did.  Hundreds.
Well, six actually.
>>.Will that be 5 minutes or the full half-hour?
>>Umm...I'm a bit strapped for time right now, so I'll just leave before
>>I waste any more of it here.
>Wait! I've got a *very* interesting documentary on the life of
>the mollusk!
>Wouldn't you like me to stay?
>>.>>>>.>>Chris <--- I didn't think that the spelling had changed.  Thanks for
>>.>>>>.>>informing us all.
>>.>>>>.>Jamus <--- No prob. Public Service and all that rot. (what rot?) That rot!
>>.>>>>What rot?  It's that smelly, discoloured stuff I just ate. [burp]
>>.>>>Hey!! I was saving that for a special occasion!!
>>.>>>Now where am I gonna get a Salmon Moose on such short notice?
>>.>Salmon Moose bites can be very nasty... A moose bit my sister once.
>>.My sister bit a salmon once...
>>Jeeze, man, I *am* a salmon.  Its far out, whoa...!
>Sounds like you *are* far out, whoa...!
Swimming upstream to spawn are we?
If all the other salmon jumped off a bridge,
would you too?
>>.>> I'd rather have mine on a plate.  It's so much less messier that way, and the
>>.>> short notice is still readable afterwards.
>>.>If it's a short notice, you can read it before you put the moose
>>.>on it.  If it's long, you cut it into little bits and fry it up
>>.>with a little Worcestershire sauce.
>>.Well, it's just that (pause) I'd rather eat Johnson, sir.
>>Oh drat!  Back to *that* again!  Fine, there's still just enough of me
>(OOPS) OK but I'm not going to eat your gamy leg!
(OR SOMTHING LIKE THAT)
I was going to make a comment but it just seemed to flow
so well
>>.>>>>.Chris <--- If it's rotten, throw it out!  Or feed it to Jos.
>>.>>>>Dan <--- Sorry mate, but I can't give it to the Jos as I just finished
>>.>>>>it.  Mebbe we could find some moldy cheese or a bloated carp for the
>>.>>>>little guy, he must be famished.
>>.>>>James <=== Nope. Fresh out of cheese. It's not much of a cheese shop is it?
>>.>> Meetch aka Finest in the district sir!
>>.>Andrew aka it's very clean!
>>.James <=== OH! The cat's eaten it!
>>Dan aka What, the whole cheese shop?  Thats incredible!
>James <=== Yes, it certainly was a *large* cat. Almost as large
>	as that seven foot penguin standing in the corner....
dave smurf penguin lust is not a crime!