HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jrbell@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Jason Bell)
Subject: Re: Bambi meets Godzilla.
Organization: Monash University
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 01:05:49 GMT

Charles Lasner (lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu) wrote:
: In article <1993Jan25.220201.16899@nezsdc.icl.co.nz> derek@nezsdc.icl.co.nz (Derek Tearne) writes:
: >The well known film 'Bambi meets Godzilla' just came up in conversation.
: >
: >You know, the one were Bambi just prances around pronking and saying hi to
: >all the cute animals and then getting squashed underfoot by Godzilla.
: >
: >We were just wondering if it ever really existed.  Who were the producers
: >etc. and how much did it gross (out?). 
: >
: >We feel sure that CJL will be able to supply this information and perhaps 
: >tell us if Bambi tasted like chicken.  If not someone else must know.  
: 
: Bambi vs. Godzilla is a famous VT-100 file.  Should I post it directly to
: the net, since most of us are reading this on a VT-100 family terminal
: (in 7-bit mode to avoid net stripping).
: 
: cj "Also have Mr. Bill and Sluggo the field-service repairman" l
It definitely exists. The one I have seen is a black and white animation
with Bambi grazing peacefully on some grass as the credits go by. As soon
as they have finished, CRUNCH! :-)

I saw it on an old Kenny Everett Video Show.

-Jason
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From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Subject: Re: Amusing street names
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 00:38:55 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.235659.11944@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai) writes:
>oberle@ariel.lerc.nasa.gov (Larry Oberle) writes:
>>Besides that, Cleveland is THE birthplace of Superman.
>Besides that, Cleveland is THE birthplace of Czechoslovakia.
Besides that, Cleveland is THE birthplace of the Stearns & Foster Mattress
Company.

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From: phil@rahul.net (Phil Gustafson)
Subject: Re: Cuttin' the Rug
Organization: Famed Parquet Floor
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 04:15:24 GMT

In article <1993Jan23.160939.21828@samba.oit.unc.edu> Bruce.Tindall@launchpad.unc.edu (Bruce Tindall) writes:
>Factoid, fictionoid, or UL?  Islamic artists and artisans (including rug
>makers, weavers, knotters, whatever) deliberately include an error in 
>their product in recognition of the fact that only Allah is perfect.
>
I have heard the same thing about Christian renaissance artists. 

Native American rug-weavers often included a "spirit path" in their
work.  This was a break in the symmetry of the weaving that allowed the
spirits to get in and out of the rug.  Might be the same thing you're
talking about.

Ref: Neat museum in Flagstaff, AZ

ObUL: Some posters to AFU always twist something to keep their postings
from being purfict.

Phil
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From: wvhorn@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (William VanHorne)
Subject: Re: Discovering America (was British Constitution)
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 16:21:00 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.194943.29438@cbnewsd.cb.att.com> barth@cbnewsd.cb.att.com (barth.richards) writes:
>
>There is some evidence to suggest that there were "old world" interactions
>with the Native Americans long before that.  Check out the book AMERICA
>B.C. by Barry Fell.  I know that his position is pretty controversial, but
>he presents a lot (I mean a *lot*) of interesting archeological and
>linguistic evidence that suggests that all sorts of people from Europe and
>the Middle East were popping in on Pocahontas's ancestors for many hundreds
>of years before either Columbus or Erikson arrived here.

Like Welsh-speaking Indians?  How about the Viking rune-stone found in the
Choctaw mountains in Oklahoma?

---Bill "must be true, how else could Elkhounds have gotten there?" VanHorne

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From: smb@research.att.com (Steven Bellovin)
Subject: Re: Terrifying Twinkies (was Re: The Big Pot of Grease)
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 03:00:59 GMT
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories

In article <16B601001A.C521832@MIZZOU1.missouri.edu>, C521832@MIZZOU1.missouri.edu writes:
> Then there's the former roommate who kept reusing the same unwashed pots
> every day

I had a roommate who did that, too.  He had even less excuse -- he was
a B.S. in microbiology, and was working on both an M.D. and a Ph.D. in
immunology.  He now has both degrees.  Must have been a theoretician...
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Subject: Re: The rectification of Cindy
Reply-To: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 17:15:11 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.172001.19040@acuson.com> lawson@acuson.com (Drew Lawson) writes:

>>Maybe it was Santa Rectifier? Or The Young and the Rectifierless? or Rectifying
>>or maybe General Rectifier? One Semiconductor to Live?
>
>Wasn't one of those on just before the Gallium Gourmet?

Maybe it was just after A (Direct) Current Affair.

cj "Jesus Christ Superconductor" l
From: ath@linkoping.trab.se (Anders Thulin)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: References sought on coriolis effect
Date: 21 Jan 93 07:18:36 GMT
Organization: Telia Research AB, Teknikringen 2B, S-583 30 Linkoping, Sweden

In article <T5ToXB6w165w@codewks.nacjack.gen.nz> system@codewks.nacjack.gen.nz (Wayne McDougall) writes:
>
>Face it, if the corriolis force was so weak that it couldn't influence
>bath tubs, how could you expect the difference between the moon's tidal
>pull on the land and the pull on the sea on the far side of the Earth would
>be strong enough to produce a tide of equal height to the other side?

What does the coriolis effect has to do with the moon? 

Isn't it just a manifestation of inertia, thus no real force at all?
I've always thought it was...

Or are you arguing that it's the moon that causes the bathtub effect?

Confusedly,

-- 
Anders Thulin        ath@linkoping.trab.se        013-23 55 32
Telia Research AB, Teknikringen 2B, S-583 30 Linkoping, Sweden
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From: sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth)
Subject: Re: Bungee Lynching in NJ!
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 02:09:07 GMT


Isn't New Jersey too far north for a bungee lynching to take place?

I always figured that bungee lynchings would occur in the Southeastern USA

:-)

Simon
From: gksmith@mcl.cc.utexas.edu (Glenn Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: RE: Bungee Lynching in NJ!
Date: 27 Jan 93 18:31:53 GMT
Organization: University of Texas Computation Center
NNTP-Posting-Host: corwin.cc.utexas.edu

The one I read about was in Switzerland or Sweden (don't recall).  Anyway,
this 16 year kid jumped off a mountain where a commerical outfit had set up 
bungee jumping, got the rope wrapped around his neck somehow, and 
decapitated himself.  Earlier in the year, the same outfit got into
trouble when they were demonstrating their equipment to officials and
one of the workers fell 150' to his death when the strap holding the cord
to the crane arm broke.  His body washed downstream 3km before it was
recovered.

This was in some newspaper I read in the Denver airport in December.

  

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From: lawson@acuson.com (Drew Lawson)
Subject: Re: Terrifying Twinkies (was Re: The Big Pot of Grease)
Reply-To: lawson@acuson.com (Drew Lawson)
Organization: ACUSON, Mountain View, CA
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 18:56:32 GMT

In article <30880@castle.ed.ac.uk> caross@castle.ed.ac.uk (Christopher Ross) writes:

>know what a Twinkie is. I guess  even the Ferengi must know what a
>Twinkie is. Ho, hum...

Of course they know what they are.  I believe the Ferengi _invented_
twinkies.


Drew "a good profitable venture" Lawson
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lawson@acuson.com                you're part of the precipitate
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From: dhartung@chinet.chi.il.us (Dan Hartung)
Subject: Re: It's true ! [Re: Epileptics and computer games]
Organization: Chinet - Public Access UNIX
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 23:37:26 GMT

phs@lifia.imag.fr (Philippe Schnoebelen) writes:
>
>   >> I remember somebody posted an article claiming that this was a
>   >> rare event. What's the background for the above story? Are there
>   >> any US reports on this? If not, is that due to the US using 60 Hz
>   >> and Europe using 50Hz? Is this just another stupid newspaper UL.
>
>Anyway, the rumor is being taken seriously.
>
>This morning the radio said that the EEC Parliament has just commissioned
>an investigation on this. Also, France's Ministry of Consummation
>commissioned her own investigation for which Nintendo officially offered
>its help.

As I understand it, Nintendo is being completely open about thsi
phenomenon, which has already been studied by the Japanese government.
Certain kinds of epileptics (a small minority who are sensitive to
"strobing" lights) are susceptible to seizures from playing video
games.


However, most epileptics are completely safe, as is anyone who is not
otherwise known to be epileptic.

-- 
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From: leecr@microsoft.com (Lee Crocker)
Subject: Re: 54-40..what does their name mean?
Date: 26 Jan 93 12:38:07 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corporation

In article <9301252032.AA21973@snowhite.cis.uoguelph.ca> stevep@snowhite.cis.uoguelph.ca (Steve Portigal) writes:
> I just always figured 54-40 was just some stupid band name (although
>a decent band), when Al Bundy used the phrase "54-40 or fight" (not
>in context, only as a sample phrase) on Married With Children.
>
>So what the hell does it mean?

During a particularly imperialistic era in the US when we were
expanding our borders as fast as covered wagons would go, there was
a political movement to expand our northern border with Canada to
54 degrees, 40 minutes North lattitude.  "54-40 or fight" was the
slogan of that movement, used as a threat to the Canadians: give
us all the land south of 54-40 or we'll take it by force.  Last
time I looked at a map, we were apparently unsuccessful.

-- 
Lee Daniel Crocker    | Free minds; free bodies; free trade.
leecr@microsoft.com   | Libertarian Party  1-800-682-1776
From: phil@rahul.net (Phil Gustafson)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Terrifying Twinkies (was Re: The Big Pot of Grease)
Date: 27 Jan 93 19:22:26 GMT
Organization: Famed Parquet Floor

In article <30880@castle.ed.ac.uk> caross@castle.ed.ac.uk (Christopher Ross) writes:
>
>This stuff about Twinkies is all endlessly fascinating, but as someone
>who's never been to the US may I ask "Please, what's a Twinkie?". 

The Hostess Twinkie is a packaged foodlike dessert product much beloved
by American children.  It is an ingot-shaped piece of bright yellow
spongecake, perhaps 5" (12 cM) long, filled with a whitish "creme"
substance.  Because these confections must often sit on grocers' shelves for
many weeks or months, the "spongecake" is not quite what one would expect,
and you get imitation "creme".  

When I was a tad, they had "chocolate" icing with a swirl of white
stuff on top.

A few years ago PBS had a show demonstrating how snack foods were
designed.  Truly scary.  They gave rebuttal time to Julia Child.

Phil "Indirect references are intentional. 'Hostess' and 'Twinkie'
are trademarks of some damned conglomerate." Gustafson
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From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Subject: Re: A Tip for the Groom (was: Tip Waitress, Not Cows
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 00:58:01 GMT

In article <1jkk73INN740@hpfcbig.sde.hp.com> jason@fc.sde.hp.com (Jason Goldman) writes:
>I've been married for 4.5 years, I didn't live with my wife beforehand, we
>were engaged for about a year, we dated for about a year before that, and
>we have no immediate plans for divorce.  Unless I come home and catch her
>with someone;-).  Oh yeah, I'm not particularly religious.
>
>Jason "Who, me?  Correlate?"
>jason@gibson.sde.hp.com

Gee, if every single one on the net posts their own personal datapoint,
maybe we can accomplish something.

Ted "Shack this, monkey boy" Frank
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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: lawson@acuson.com (Drew Lawson)
Subject: Yeast (Re: Vegetarians and B vitamins)
Reply-To: lawson@acuson.com (Drew Lawson)
Organization: ACUSON, Mountain View, CA
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 16:39:00 GMT

In article <1jpik2INNfnh@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> rxh6@po.CWRU.Edu (Randall Holt) writes:

>Umm. Since when has yeast been classified as a plant?

Well, yeast is a fungus.  Last I heard, fungi were plants.  They are
not _green_ plants, but that "green" is there for a purpose.  It
distinguishes them from the other plants.


Drew "not a botanist" Lawson
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lawson@acuson.com                you're part of the precipitate
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From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Subject: Re: Mnemonics
Followup-To: alt.folklore.urban,alt.conspiracy
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 02:54:39 GMT

In article <1993Jan28.004639.8097@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai) writes:
>I guess Terry hasn't heard of the recent change in the order of
>the letters in the word we were used to calling 'Furrfu'.  For a
>period of time extending from Jan. 27, 1993 to about Feb. 29, 2000,
>the first 'r' and 'u' exchange places, and the second 'r' becomes a 'u'.

Hah!  You can't fool me!  There is no February 29, 2000.  And William
Shatner is married to Majel Barrett.  And Bill Clinton is a member of the
Trilateralists.

Ted "what's the 'T' in CFR stand for?" Frank
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From: twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: AFU WEST V - THE MOVIE
Date: 21 Jan 1993 20:59:46 GMT
Organization: Department of Redundancy Department
Reply-To: TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.12.117

tjc50@juts.ccc.amdahl.com (Terry Carroll) writes:
  +
  +(Gheezh, I hate being such a weenie, but I have to post something like this)

Yeah, well, law will do that to you.

Terry "so sue me" Chan
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From: douga@yang.earlham.edu (Doug Atkinson)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: death of a mime
Date: 21 Jan 93 21:09:53 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: The Lion of Serrea

In article <1993Jan21.338.26780@execnet>, al.sorhaindo@execnet.com (al sorhaindo) writes:
> JD>  I heard the other day that a mime had a heart attack while 
> JD>  performing in a shopping mall in california.  The crowd that 
> JD>  gathered around him thought it was part of the act.  When 
> JD>  the paramedics were finally called, the mime had died and 
> JD>  there was $50 in his collection pan.
> 
> I seem to recall a joke that had the same motif, but I can't
> remember how it went. Anyway, my sister now tells me that an 
> episode of Different Strokes had a mime who sufferred from epilepsy,
> with predictable results. 
> ---
	From what I remember that episode didn't actually have anything 
similar to the UL.  It was predictable, but only in that it was a Thinly 
Disguised Public Service Message (tm) episode.
				--Doug
"Abandon all hope ye who PRESS ENTER here."
From: twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Blacks on Star Trek
Date: 28 Jan 1993 05:44:11 GMT
Organization: Department of Redundancy Department
Reply-To: TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.12.117

Bruce.Tindall@launchpad.unc.edu (Bruce Tindall) writes:
  +
  +And isn't it Nurse Chappell, as in Chappell Hill, Texas, not Chapel Hill,
  +North Carolina?  Of course, to use a very un-AFU expression, I could be
  +wr-wr-wr-wr-....

Tut, tut.  Roddenberry did mention in his _Chronicles_ that he
specifically named Majel Shatner's character after fond memories
of his time at Chapel Hill.
  
  +Bruce "Cecil the Seasick Sea Serpent never published an incorrect
  +Grape Nuts ingredient list" Tindall

Big deal.  It's not like he could write without arms anyway.

Terry "But he did have a cool barf bag or hat or whatever anyway" Chan
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From: rcm@col.hp.com (hpctdfc)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Aids in pizza
Date: 28 Jan 1993 17:47:30 GMT
Organization: where?
NNTP-Posting-Host: hpctdfc.col.hp.com

> |    ICBM - ICBM missle - Inter-Contential Balistic Missle missle
> |    HARM - HARM missle - High Speed Anti-Radiation Missle missle (anti-radar)
> 
> Ever notice how Americans spell "missile" as "missle" ?

No, Americans don't spell "missile" as "missle".  The correct American
spelling is "missile".  Only a few slightly illiterate Americans
mis-spell it.

Rick "who cares" Myers
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: starting a car takes more gas that idling
From: joltes@husc10.harvard.edu (Richard Joltes)
Date: 25 Jan 93 11:52:15 EST
Organization: Harvard University Science Center

In article <C19wxE.1E1C@austin.ibm.com> bwilson@austin.ibm.com writes:

[regarding whether it's better to leave an engine idling or restart it...]

>I was told it takes about 1 minute worth of gas to start a warm engine.

Okay.  Auto Shop 101 (more or less...).

When you start a cold engine the fuel/air mix is very rich (uses more fuel than
air) so that the engine will start in the first place and keep running.  Once
the engine is warm and has dropped to "low idle" the fuel/air mix changes and
much more air is used.

Other factors enter, however.  The act of starting the car causes added wear
on certain parts (starter, etc) and since the oil drains to the bottom of the
pan after engine shutoff there's more friction on bearing parts during engine
start and warmup.  During idle the oil pressure will often drop significantly
causing increased friction and heat.

My 1978 Pinto's manual said "do not idle car for more than 2 minutes."  I can't
recall if my 1985 Isuzu I-Mark's book included any such remark, but I'll check
my 1992 Mazda Protege's manual next time I have a chance.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dick "not wanting to cause any friction..." Joltes	joltes@husc.harvard.edu
Hardware & Networking Manager, Computer Services 	joltes@husc.bitnet 
Harvard University Science Center

"Mind you, not as bad as the night Archie Pettigrew ate some
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X-Stuff:      <This should be witty, but I'm too tired right now.>
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 10:00:18 EST
From: David B. Horvath, CDP <MBADBH@rohvm1.rohmhaas.com>
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Coke Machines
 <1jlukkINN989@uniwa.uwa.edu.au>

The SAIL computer ran a soda machine for a while.  If someone needs
documentation, I can dig up the autobiography SAIL wrote before it
was to be shut down a year or two ago.

  - David
From: zlsiida@fs1.mcc.ac.uk (dave budd)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: AIDS cases reach 1 million, again....SPY
Date: 28 Jan 93 11:40:41 GMT
Organization: Manchester Computing Centre

In article <mjenkins.728073334@cunews> mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson) writes:

[...people have been saying "1 million AIDS cases" for some years now....]

>Comments?

Don't tell them about googols.

    Actually, Occam wore a beard: philosophers kept borrowing his razor
    Dave Budd, MCC, Oxford Rd, Manchester, England    (44|0)61-275-6033
From: mccauley@vaxr.llnl.gov
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: The horse's butt -- err -- mouth
Date: 21 Jan 93 19:11:19 GMT
Organization: LLNL_LIS

In article <28528@dog.ee.lbl.gov>, twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan) writes:
> mccauley@vaxr.llnl.gov writes:
>   +
>   +Gosh, all these deals involving money, and I'm not even famous yet.  All I 
>   +need to know is where we put the decimal point in the two-fifty.  Is that 
>   +$2.50, $250 or some permutation not as yet considered.
> 
> Uh, definitely $250, Bill.  No, actually, that was short hand for
> $250K, but since that's more than the $10K...

Shouldn't have asked, should I?  Oh well.  I'll spend $250. any day of the 
year for $10,000.  I may work for Livermore, but I'm not dumb.

>   +In case the subject comes up, where is the $10,000. offer for proof of the 
>   +existance of the Newlywed incident documented?  Or is the $10,000 an urban 
>   +legend?
> 
> Brian Gordon says he heard Bob Eubanks say $10K for "evidence" on the 
> January 13, 1993 show.  I'd just make mention of that.  Hell, you can't
> lose.  You could get on the radio and blast Bob Eubanks and be world-
> famous (well, happy, maybe).

Someone else can have my fame, either of the 15 second variety or of the 
"you too can be world famous, even if not for very long" variety.  Given a 
choice between fame and cash, I'll take the cash.  My bank won't deposit 
fame in my account.

Evidence is an interesting word.  They must think they have all the copies 
of the tape sewn up.

On a tangential, if related note, a similar offer exists from Sylvester 
Stallone.  Seems that in his early years, Stallone appeared in porno 
movies.  These were the cheapie, 8mm variety, from what I've heard.  
Apparently, when Stallone became noted for appearing with his clothes on, 
he started spending money buying up rights and copies of the films.  Since 
they don't much of anything on film these days, few if any copies likely 
remain outside private collections.

Bill "I'm rich, I'm rich" McCauley

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