From: starkid@ddsw1.MCS.COM (Lance Sanders)
Subject: AMC: Godzilla Speaks Update (c) 921009
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 19:31:46 GMT
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        ***  Godzilla Speaks Update --- Friday, October 9, 1992  ***
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                              Sounds of Music
                                    Day
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                                 Storylines
                      (ranked by relative superiority)
                      --------------------------------

[A]      Tink catches Adam trying to file for custody against Dix and
         freaks.

[B]      Carter, using a police scanner, discovers Trevor put an APB out
         on his scumbag a**, while Tweety simultaneously learns the fire
         that blinded her was arson.

[C]      Dix and Jethro X continue their "tiff" over Bri's running
         interference for her against Pops.

[D]      The wedding. Tom and Livia. The church. Half of Pine Valley.
         Tacky clothes. Big hair. You were there.

[E]      Livia tries to "work off" some last-minute jitters at the office.

[F]      Hannah and DinahLee try to blow Dodge.




         Update Specials:   GEnie's Peek At The Soaps
         ---------------
                            Everything You Didn't Want To Know About
                            Kim Delaney And Weren't Afraid To Ask




Storyline [A]:
-------------

   Hayley, catching Adam on the phone to his lawyer in an attempt to 
custody-slap Dixie over Junior, tells him to "hang up, lay off Dix and 
Brian, and buy a clue".
  Tink: "You were fine with Dix raising Jr. two weeks ago." 
  Pops: "That was before I knew his mother was a slut."  [WOOOOOO! Brrrrrrrr!]

   Adam raises the "I care for my children" gambit.
   Tink declines: "Heard from Skye, lately?"     [Double WOOOOOOO!]

   Tink closes by threatening TO "Skye", and move out if Adam takes Jr. 
away from Dixie. 
   Pops: "You just don't understand what it means to be a parent."
   Tink: "Sometimes, neither do you."   

 [Buh-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! :)) OTF! Is this the AMC version of "Make Me Laugh"?]

   Adam bites and agrees to drop any possibly custody battle, and, after 
failure to play "X blocks the square" against Tink's plans to show up chez 
wedding (she'd run into Brian), gets permission to accompany her as 
an "escort" (!). 
      



Storyline [F]:
-------------

   Mahatama catches Dinah and Hannah pulling an "Escape From PVH", and 
tells DL to fight Carter and stand up for herself. 
   Dinah: "...my life has been one disaster after another".
   Jer: "And if you run away again, nothing will change." 
   DL bites, agrees to press charges, and blows Dodge (back to Corinth).




Storylines [C,E]:
----------------

   Brian and Dix, on PVH's infamous 4th floor, take it to the mini-mat over 
Adam, and Dixie's ability to fend for herself against him.
   Bri: "If I'm part of the problem, why can't I be part of the solution?".
Good question. Dix bites, and they make up, closing the door on their "1st 
Fight". 

   Dix proposes a "celebration" in honor of the event, but Bri has a prior 
commitment: St. Tom and Lividia's wedding. Dix bites and accepts a last 
minute invite. Shock Theatre. :)

   Chez police station, Berniker gives Derek the day off to attend the 
nuptials, prodded (no doubt) by Tom's appearance. Tom rags on and on about 
Livia's attributes, and declares to Derek that "I always wanted a brother 
like you.".  Derek: "You DO offer free family membership chez health club, 
don't you?"   :))) 

                           Ok, c'mon, EVERYbody: 
    [Paul McCartney/Steve Wonder/Ray Charles/Tipper Gore accents: ON]

             Ebony and Iiiiiiiiivory....hey....who's off-key??

                       [PMC/SW/RC/TG accents: OFF]


   Chez law office, Brooke, Jack and Mimi find Livia  _working_ on her 
wedding day (the usual insecurities: age, dress, hair, getting married...),
and have to "drop-kick" her butt to the church on time. 
   Brooke: "It's bad form if the bride misses the wedding..."  [no joke :)]




Storyline [D]:
-------------

   The church. The guests. The clothes (the rankings [10 high]):

   Brian - standard black tux (9)
   Dix - maroon long gown with a big bow in front (5)
   PC - standard tux (7)
   Opal - some sort of iridescent, shark-skin colored, tent-like,
          V-neck maternity wedding ensemble, with a big LL Cool J
          gold chain around her neck, and a 1950's Frank Sinatra
          "Mack The Knife"-type silk, maroon hat (3)
   Myrtle - very tasteful off-grey (?) mature combo-jacket thing with a
            bit of sequins around the neck (8)
   Jack - standard black tux (8)
   An Li - extremely attractive, simple black dress (10)
   Terrance - standard black tux (8)
   Adam - standard black tux (8)
   Hayley - black jacket; party-favor-like, multi-colored, low-neck dress (6.5)

   I'm nobody's "haute couture" expert, but the babes (except the Li-ster) 
looked mighty dowdy, today. Wardrobe should be taken out back and shot. And 
the Big Hair look is out (except on the runway), if VH-1's "Fashion 
Television" and CNN's "Style" are any indication.
 [ Hey. My two guilty pleasures. What can I say? Circus City.
   And the babes are getting plumper. :))  Yo:
   Judit Masco. Ashley Montana. Vendela. Shana. (Stella Ellis :) ) Yo.]

   No ceremonies, no peek at the Liv-ster; SEE: Monday.




Storyline [B]:
-------------

   Trevor gives Tweety the 4-1-1 on Carter, the fire, the attempt on the
Porkchop's life, and is briefly interrupted by a call for Not from, ahem,
"Kyle"          [George Kennedy in "Cool Hand Luke" accent: ON]
                     "now officially on 'da lam from 'da law" 
                               [GKchl accent: OFF]

   A very pregnant Opal (a shoo-in for Babysitter of the Year) shows up 
with Lambchop (Porkchop: "I _thought_ I recognized that baby...") and 
news about Tom and Livia's wedding, substantially brightening the mood.  
Trevor agrees to transport chez church at Not's insistence. 

   Carter/Kyle calls again after The Chop-ster leaves. Tweety promptly 
informs him that DinahLee has agreed to prosecute.
   Not:    "Carter Jones is going to jail!"
   Carter: "Are you busy later?" 
               [Cue Twilight Zone and well music: HERE]

   Carter and NotNat make a date (everyone else will, of course, be at the 
wedding).
   Trevor stops by Not's room for an "adios smooch", just missing a now-
denim-clad-and-over-the-edge Carter, who breathlessly asks Tweety:
                   "Ready for some real excitement?!"

                            JUST SAY "NOT".

   Carter gets a wheelchair and takes her out for "a spin and some ice 
cream" (faked Hamill's permission).

   Why do I get the feeling they're not going to wind up at "31 Flavors"??
   
   CLIFFHANGER!





Everything You Didn't Want to Know About...       Kim "Jenny" Delaney
-------------------------------------------

[from "Fast Track" by Cheryl Levin / Chicago Tribune Magazine]



Birthday:       "Nov. 29, I don't say the year"
Birthplace:      Philadelphia
Current home:    Los Angeles

...married for three years to Joe Cortese...child, Jack, 2...owns 1992 
green Ford Explorer...just finished MFTV, "Lady Boss"...last viewed 
Eastwood's "Unforgiven"...curently reading book, "The Crown of Columbus", 
by Michael Dorris and Louise Erdrich...claims she never overeats...likes 
Robert Duvall and Jessica Lange as performers...claims she's so 
unmaterialistic she doesn't have any prize posessions...claims she's 
Irish...can't whistle...if she had it to do over, would have skipped a bad 
first marriage when she was twenty...wants to grow roses in the 
Caribbean...had planned on being a court reporter...

Words That Best Describe Her: "I can be sweet, I can be nasty, but I am 
                               loving."    

...o-tay, Kim-ster....





GEnie's Peek At The Soaps
-------------------------

***Soap Opera News 10/9/92***


Mone-ster, we hardly knew 'ye...
--------------------------------

*Though Erica is relieved that her mother Mona has survived a cancer scare 
*on "All My Children," the powers that be recently announced that actress 
*Frances Heflin will be leaving the role of Mona in March of 1993. There is 
*no word on how they will write her off. ABC has also not stated why the 
*actress is leaving. 



...But Before Brooke Marries The Mack Daddy?
--------------------------------------------

*In the meantime comes word that actor Michael E. Knight is considering a 
*return to Pine Valley.

[ED.: ...breakin' out The Tad Lotto, here, boss...
      ("...break out that Tad Lotto, there, hoss...") ]

*The actor who has tried his hand at after school specials, prime time 
*specials and even a movie or two, hasn't had much luck in getting a regular 
*gig. That's why we're guessing that he's changed his mind about never 
*returning to the soap that really launched his daytime career. 




On The Bubble
-------------

*Tom and Livia's wedding goes off without a hitch as the two are hitched. 

*Stuart asks his brother why he won't leave Gloria alone.

*Edmund is haunted by dreams about his mother.

*Carter, posing as Kyle, kidnaps Natalie and tells her that he wants to 
 live on a houseboat with her. 

*Trevor searches for Carter's sister, Marta. 



Rankings
--------

[(c) All My Features, Inc. 1992]

 1 "The Young and the Restless"
 2 "All My Children"
 3 "As the World Turns"
 4 "Guiding Light"
 5 "The Bold and the Beautiful"
 6 "General Hospital"
 7 "One Life to Live"
 8 "Days of Our Lives"
 9 "Another World"
 10 "Loving"
 11 "Santa Barbara"

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