From: GE.LJB@forsythe.stanford.edu (Louis J Bookbinder)
Subject: NATAL ANNIVERSARY
Organization: Stanford University, California, USA
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 19:21:28 GMT

KLOINGK!

" know, I know, you all thunk I was dead or something." Nick takes
another sip of his 10/40W, all he can afford these days.

"Close. I am withing inches of my boss pulling my net priveleges.

"But, that is know for what I post. You guessed! Natal anniversaries!
And quite a list we have, too. Just look (Hey, Stan, Wake Up!)"

Bard                    mwhitaker@cix.compulink.co.uk           Aug   5, 1963
                        Southern Comfort, no ice
Alaric (Phil V.         phils@sti.com                           Aug   7, 1960
 Stracchino)            Bailey's, mead, Devonshire cider, (Lughnasadh)
 -                      good muscat wines
Joanela (Joan Shields)  joan@med.unc.edu                        Aug   9, 1964
Frostfire               jeannie@scri1.scri.fsu.edu              Aug   9, 1947
Brandon                 allbery@NCoast.ORG                      Aug  13, 1964
Churchy LaFemme (Zev Winicur) winicur@boulder.colorado.edu      Aug  13, ??
Aslan (Jo Jagers)       jcj9536@tamsun.TAMU.EDU                 Aug  16
 -                      Milk with Kahlua
Static                  ajpoulias@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu         Aug  17, 1969
 -                      Vulcan Mind Probes, Long Island Iced
 -                      Teas, Vodka and 7-up w/lime twist,
 -                      Double shots of rum
Abner Mintz (Tizrak)    AXM113@psuvm.psu.edu                    Aug  18, 1970
 -                      Orange juice & Dr. Pepper, 4/2/1 Raspberry
 -                      ginger ale, orange juice, lemon juice
Ray (Bill Yang)         wyang@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu         Aug  20, 1972
 -                      Bacardi Breezers, Rum & Coke, and
 -                      various soft drinks
Anthony                 za019@zeus.unomaha.edu                  Aug  22, 1968
 -                      Fruit juice, mineral water, Long Island
 -                      Iced Tea, Slow Screw Against the Wall,
 -                      Sex on a Peach
TJ (Tonya Gonzales)     HF.TXG@forsythe.stanford.edu            Aug  22, 1968
                        Gin and tonic or Irish coffee (per weather)
Thoughtfox (Merrill Kaplan) kaplan4@husc9.harvard.edu           Aug  23, ??
                        Slice-and-Dice (Orange Slice & Tabasco),
 -                      tea (Earl Grey, Irish Mist, lemon)
Telsor (Robert Morieson)telsor@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au            Aug  25
 -                      Laiphroig, Cascade Pale Ale, Flavored Mineral water
Zaphod (jodybean)       jodybean@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu             Aug  29, 1972
 -                      iced tea in a glass rimmed by a lemon, hot cider
 -                      in winter (with a stick of cinnamon), glass of
 -                      eggnog laced with rum at christmas, Irish coffee
Viola (Miriam Ferziger) mf.zmf@forsythe.stanford.edu            Aug  30, 1966

"Hmmmmmmm, 2 more forsythians! will wonders never cease. HIT IT, GANG!"

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From various perches, rafters, and rookeries fly a multihued menagerie
of dangerously darting but darling dainty dragonoids dealing out this
ditty:

<HEEEEEPEEEEEE BEEEEEDEEEEE  TOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOOU>
Balloons! Birthday shower! Confetti! Rice! Left-over snowballs!
<HEEEEEPEEEEEE BEEEEEDEEEEE  TOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOOU>
The VPM Pings and proceeds to produce a Party Pastry of pretentious
pulchritude festooned with frivilous flowers of frosting.
<HEEEEEPEEEEEE BEEEEEDEEEEE  HEEEEEPEEEEEE BEEEEEDEEEEE>
Dragons bugle. Xwindows show Xfireworks. Alien space-ships flash lights.
<HEEEEEPEEEEEE BEEEEEDEEEEE  TOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOOU!> (Stan bows)

There is a rush to the bar for drinks (Mike and Tom and a couple of
volunteers are tending bar at what looks like time-lapse speed) and
numerous toasts and shattered glass and VAX singing at full volume while
sweeping up the glass and of course Fast Eddy doing incredible
variations on Happy Birthday while Jakes harmonizes with a happy singing
of electrified strings.

(If you just had a birthday and you did not appear on this list,
NYaaah NYaaah you forgot to tell me, turkey! Send me your name and Email
address, your favorite drinks and your birthday (year not required,
besides nobody comes CLOSE to being as old as I). Better luck next year)

(Also if you are lurking and decide to come out, you might email me for
the ALLABOUT Callahan's, which gives rather more than you wanted to know
about the place, but might make an interesting 5 minutes reading)

Nick Chopper - my opinion? ax not! LB>-}  GE.LJB@Forsythe.stanford.edu
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