HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rubel0455@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: La, la, la...
Date: 6 Apr 92 19:07:02 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

In article <1992Apr5.191445.9035@acsu.buffalo.edu>, majcher@acsu.buffalo.edu (Salamander~) writes:
> rigler@cannon.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault) writes:
> 
>>In article <1992Apr3.084118.3521@iscsvax.uni.edu> rubel0455@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr2.231827.3520@iscsvax.uni.edu>, moore7004@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>>>> In article <92093.160955U21187@uicvm.uic.edu>, U21187@uicvm.uic.edu (John Schulien) writes:
>>>>> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) says:
>>>>>>reb@Ingres.COM (Phydeaux) writes:
>>>>>>>zack@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dr. Dave Zatz) writes:
>>>>>>>>Am I the only one who finds these 'La La La' posts quite annonying?
>>>>>>>No you are not the only one who finds these 'La La La' posts annoying!
>>>>>>Yes! I too, find these 'La La La' posts annoying!!
>>>>> I agree! Nothing could be more annoying then a 'La La La' posting!!!
>>>> Why, that's a shame!  I couldn't enjoy a 'La La La' posting more!!!!
>>>All I need is my Sepuka and my 'La La La's and I'm fine:)
>>Although I wouldn't mind a 'Tra' with my 'La La La' once in awhile...
> Naw...I'll take my 'La La La's straight - like a man!  
Would you take your 'La La La's with a fox? Would you take the in a box?
Would you give them to a bitch? Would you throw them in the ditch?
Would you vomit in their lawn? Could you gargle with whale spawn?
Would you take the 'La La La's? Go ahead...and dp not pause!!

Or kill me:)

XENO
"I could tell you...but then I'd have to kill you"
From: mccla_d@japonica.cs.odu.edu (dennis mcclain-furmanski)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: re: Bob
Date: 7 Apr 92 20:00:37 GMT
Article-I.D.: japonica.MCCLA_D.92Apr7150037
Distribution: alt.slack
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, VA, USA

bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov screams unintelligably:

More on that later. You will no doubt receive many viscious and slanderous
rantings (possibly deservedly). However, I take pity on your attitude. You are
a government employee. You have slack somewhere in your system, whether you
know it or not. You are not beyond hope. And I take pity also for anyone who
makes a living punching holes in the sky. I am with you in spirit. You see,
I get 20 hours a month of free connect time on the Quantum systems for 
capturing the news you folks make, and reporting it there in the name of the
NSS. That's $100 a month for doing virtually nothing.

That's your first lesson in slack.

> I demand that you tell me who the hell Bob is.

BoB. Or B0B. Naughty, naughty. Very slackless to work yourself into a Valium
deficiency like that. When you don't give a rat's ass, you will begin to know.

> Now stop slacking off and get back to work.

You sound like your boss. Do you want to be like him when you grow up?
You are headed 180 degrees away from slack. This is not difficult to remedy.
Merely devolve.

> I wonder if the people in alt.my.crummy.boss are aware of this group?

That group has a problem. It should have been named alt.whine, or maybe 
alt.stupid.whining.weiner, both of which were already taken.

They can't possibly evolve slack while they give a shit. And they have to
give a shit in order to complain. 

Pink dupes of the CON complain.

Those of SLACK(tm)ish orientation party. And giggle hysterically at the meager
attempts of the vast majority of future Kibbles & Bits material to change their
lot in life.

It's hopeless. Get helpless. Sit down, kick back.... and Get Some SLACK, Jack.

(You're off the hook - this time - for either the $20 or killing me. There's
no challenge to duping a dupe. Should you survive the transition, you will be
soaked, bled dry, and taken to the cleaners. All willingly.)

A Slack(tm) Primer

See Dick.  See Jane.
See Dick pay Jane $20 to diddle her.
Jane is a working hooker. Dick is a dupe.

See Tom.  See Sally.
See Tom call Sally on a 1-900 number and pay her lots more than $20 to 
masturbate himself.
Tom is also a dupe. But Sally has Slack(tm).

Learn these lessons well. They are The One True Way of the One True Pipe.
The artist must create.
The warrior must already be dead.
The Pink must pay the Slack to learn what they already know.
From: dudek@acsu.buffalo.edu (David T. Dudek)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: List of "Slack" things to do
Summary: I posted this because.  Gotta fuckin' problem wit dat?
Keywords: yo momma
Date: 15 Apr 92 14:39:37 GMT
Organization: UB


 1.  Serve the corn in your poop with Swanson's salsbury steak dinner and
     mashed potatoes to a pink boy.

 2.  Put one of those metallized mylar bags of Ruffles in the microwave and
     pretend that it is R2-D2 getting shot by the Jawas.
     (NOTE TO PINK BOYS:  Just because your head is shaped like a potato 
     chip, doesn't mean you're Wise!)

 3.  Post meaningless dribble to alt.slack ...or kill me!


-- 
--David Thomas Dudek  aka: the "DUDE"  |  "The opinions expressed are those of
  University at Buffalo                |   my alter id, and do not reflect     
  V098PWXS@UBVMS.CC.BUFFALO.EDU        |   gamma rays in any way, shape or 
  dudek@acsu.buffalo.edu               |   form."
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: Re: BoB strolls off with the slack of the East coast ruling class
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 05:35:42 GMT

In article <3308@equinox.unr.edu> malc@pyramid.unr.edu (Malcolm L. Carlock) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr2.221238.29137@elroy.jpl.nasa.gov> bobv@notavax.Jpl.Nasa.Gov
>> (Bob von Buelow) writes:
>   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>I'd say this explains a lot, wouldn't you?

No.

Actually I have no idea what you are talking about, and nothing is clear.  You have  
not expressed your basic view, just a few lyrics from the Ba Dum Bah song.  Thanks  
for posting them though, I've been wondering what the words were.

--
Eat me, I'm a cream-filled Eclair
Xref: sparky alt.slack:1378 alt.postmodern:1197 alt.stupidity:1457 alt.alt:49 alt.exploding.kibo:143
From: klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein)
Subject: Re: CASCADE THIS
Organization: Michigan State University College of Stunt Piloting
Distribution: alt.slack
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 12:51:28 GMT

In article <912016f.2.703388491@ace.acadiau.ca> 912016f@ace.acadiau.ca (JACQUELINE FRENCH) writes:
>In article <1992Apr15.154108.9149@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur)
>>Subject: Re: CASCADE THIS
>>Date: 15 Apr 92 15:41:08 GMT
>
>>In article <1992Apr14.155423.7038@ncmicro.lonestar.org> ltf@ncmicro.lonestar.org (Lance Franklin) writes:
>>>dennis mcclain-furmanski writes:
>>>}Go ahead... have fun.
>>>}
>>>}> Every dipshit that cascades this is too stupid to have an original thought.
>>>Every dipshit that cascades this is too stupid to have an original thought.
>>Every dipshit that cascades this is too stupid to have an original thought.
>---------------||-----------------||-------------------||-------------(same)
    "      "     "      "       "   "   "    "    "   "   "    "      "(ditto)



-- 
Jeff Klein                  | "One of you is a Charlie Brown mutant,
                            |  and the other has a hand growing out  
klein@kira.egr.msu.edu      |  of his(?) head!" - Blue Bunny
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: pmb2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Peter Bell)
Subject: Re: Advance Registration
Reply-To: pmb2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Distribution: alt
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 00:39:24 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.123154.7516@maths.tcd.ie> sboyle@maths.tcd.ie (Simon Boyle) writes:

>doctorgonzo == sboyle
> ^1 ^2 ^3 ^4     ^5 -- count 'em -- 5 o's for out-of-file (and,
>				    coincidentally, outer-limits).
>
>oh and by the way:
>
>"The year is 1999... the gang-controlled areas have become known as
> free-fire zones... the police have no control... THERE IS NO LAW!"
>
>Can anyone recognise this snippet of classic moRealism? I Want To Know!
>

Class o 1999, of course.  Malcolm McDowell's finest role, lots o good 
people getting ripped through walls, etc.  Terminator+Ridgemont High + Road
Warrior.

Also features: " I'm gonna go in and waste some teachers"

		"Sounds good"

Peter
From: rubel0455@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: None
Date: 15 Apr 92 03:25:18 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

In article <1992Apr15.030354.19576@cunews.carleton.ca>, dy@hydra.carleton.ca (Grinning Evil Death) writes:
> I'm promised my self I'd never be caught dead posting to this group.
> So kill me!
> --dy
> 
Kind of hard to post when your dead...Have you been talking to Elvis??

XENO
 
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.stupidity
From: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt)
Subject: Re: alt.cascade anyone? (was Re: Aaaaaaaiiiieeeeee...)
Date: 13 Apr 92 12:21:12 MDT
Followup-To: alt.slack,alt.stupidity
Reply-To: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu
Organization: University of Utah, CS Dept., Salt Lake City

Alexander Feygin writes:
>James 'Kibo' Parry writes:
>>Please do your part to conserve valuable bandwidth.  Don't cascade this.
>Please eat your lard to preserve terrible Norse myths.  Don't parade, miss.
Fleas from Mars, a perverse parable.  Bird Piss.  I won't persuade Chris.
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: ST. SAM KINISON
From: tmbrex@desire.wright.edu
Date: 15 Apr 92 18:09:03 EST
Organization: Wright State University 
Summary: KILLED BY CONSPIRACY DUPE!

Dearest Yeti Blood Kin,
	
	It is with great sorrow that I am writing to mourn the loss of 
one of the true embodiments of slack on this planet of clocks. St. Sam
took the conspiracy's slack (tm) and charged them for it. Rising above
false "religion" and false "saviors", our beloved St. Sam became a 
shordurpersav to millions.  An illegitimate Son-O-Dobbs, St. Sam rode
the crest of his own Tidal-Wave-O-Slack to untold fame, fortune, and 
sex with Seka (Divine Goddess of the Image Projected in Rooms with 
Sticky Floors). 
	St. Sam, this wretched, forsaken planet will miss you. Your
lessons in living a more slack-filled existance will never be 
forgotten. We will build a great monument to you in the new world to
which we will travel. Truly, We were not worthy,


			And So It Is Written,

			ArchPope Walter O.
			Ruler of All That Is Seen and Obscene
			Church of the Most Holy Image
			    of George Washington, Inc.
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology,alt.stupidity
From: ptgarvin@uokmax.ecn.uoknor.edu (PTed Garvin)
Subject: Re: La, la, la...
Organization: Discordian Information Production and Distribution, Ltd
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 15:35:21 GMT

bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:

>In article <1992Apr4.060055.1963@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@cannon.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr3.084118.3521@iscsvax.uni.edu> rubel0455@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr2.231827.3520@iscsvax.uni.edu>, moore7004@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>>>> In article <92093.160955U21187@uicvm.uic.edu>, U21187@uicvm.uic.edu (John Schulien) writes:
>>>>> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) says:
>>>>>>reb@Ingres.COM (Phydeaux) writes:
>>>>>>>zack@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dr. Dave Zatz) writes:
>>>>>>>>Am I the only one who finds these 'La La La' posts quite annonying?
>>>>>>>No you are not the only one who finds these 'La La La' posts annoying!
>>>>>>Yes! I too, find these 'La La La' posts annoying!!
>>>>> I agree! Nothing could be more annoying then a 'La La La' posting!!!
>>>> Why, that's a shame!  I couldn't enjoy a 'La La La' posting more!!!!
>>>All I need is my Sepuka and my 'La La La's and I'm fine:)
>>Although I wouldn't mind a 'Tra' with my 'La La La' once in awhile...
>You sould try it with some 'Fra' and a glass of 'De Da' you'll love it!!!!
You should try out some 'Fa's with the class of your 'La La La'.  Love it.

-- 
"...just when I had you wriggling in the crushing grip of reason, too..."
ptgarvin@aardvark.ucs.uoknor.edu/SCA: Padraig Cosfhota o Ulad / Namron, Anst
Disclaimer: Fragile. Contents inflammable. Do not use near open flame.
## Write In Crash! # yerazunis@cthulu.enet.dec.com for President, '92! ##
From: blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: OK MuthaFrickers, Now Ya Got Me PISSED
Keywords: La,la,et al.
Date: 14 Apr 92 00:20:47 GMT
Article-I.D.: lynx.chxj58p
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

OH, the subgenii are still here. Still counting down the days when cascades
will go the way of toilet bowl cleaners and douche commercials. Looking with
glee to the day when supposed slack-mongers are asked:
"Did you ever cascade anything?" and when they respond something like:
"Sid and you never concave bicycles" watching as their individual major organs
are slowly pulled out from various orafices. It'll be fun.
Create an alt.cascade refuge for yourselves, and masturbate away, OK?
r.
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.stupidity
From: kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)
Subject: Re: alt.cascade anyone? (was Re: Aaaaaaaiiiieeeeee...)
Followup-To: alt.postmodern,alt.slack,alt.stupidity
Organization: A room filled with typography (in Boston's Back Bay)
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 01:41:52 GMT

In article <1992Apr10.182103.3737@iscsvax.uni.edu> rubel0455@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>In article <1992Apr9.201721.18986@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu>, klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
>> In article <1992Apr9.174453.28136@blaze.cs.jhu.edu> callahan@biffvm.cs.jhu.edu (Paul Callahan) writes:
>>>gcf@panix.com (Gordon Fitch) writes:
>>>
>>>>Probably, we're doomed to an increasing tide of this sort of
>>>>thing as more and more people get on the net.  Most people are
>>>>completely hooked into the established order, having had the
>>>>mass media, especially network television, brainwash them for
>>>>thousands of hours before they're even out of childhood.  If
>>>>you doubt this, just look around.  The Net is hardly different
>>>>from the schoolyard, where young thugs emulate the teachers
>>>>indoors by enforcing what "everybody" knows is right.
>>>
>>>I think you're reading too much into this.  I don't believe it's some sort of
>>>Orwellian plot.  To me, it seems more like a way for people who aren't
>>>especially imaginative to feel like they're clever, and obtain their proverbial
>>>15 minutes of fame.
>>>
>>>This sort of free association can be amusing at times, but at this scale so
>>>many people are responding purely out of obligation that there's little life
>>>left in it.  It reminds me of the unbearable punning sessions I was often
>>>forced to sit through when I was in a science fiction society as an undergrad.
>>>
>>>Some people just don't understand when a joke gets old.
>> Dumb people just don't comprehend the jokes they're told.
>> 
>>>BIFF WHERE ARE YOU? 
>> BIFF'S A K00L D00D!
>BIFF'S A PSYCHEDELIC MIND BOOGER!:)
BIFF'S AN 0LD TIRED W0RN J0KE AND U BETTER N0T CASCADE THIS 0R HE"LL BE MAD, D00D !!!!!1

Please do your part to conserve valuable bandwidth.  Don't cascade this.

Xref: sparky alt.slack:1389 alt.stupidity:1474
From: rubel0455@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: alt.cascade anyone? (was Re: Aaaaaaaiiiieeeeee...)
Date: 10 Apr 92 18:21:03 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

In article <1992Apr9.201721.18986@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu>, klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
> In article <1992Apr9.174453.28136@blaze.cs.jhu.edu> callahan@biffvm.cs.jhu.edu (Paul Callahan) writes:
>>gcf@panix.com (Gordon Fitch) writes:
>>
>>>Probably, we're doomed to an increasing tide of this sort of
>>>thing as more and more people get on the net.  Most people are
>>>completely hooked into the established order, having had the
>>>mass media, especially network television, brainwash them for
>>>thousands of hours before they're even out of childhood.  If
>>>you doubt this, just look around.  The Net is hardly different
>>>from the schoolyard, where young thugs emulate the teachers
>>>indoors by enforcing what "everybody" knows is right.
>>
>>I think you're reading too much into this.  I don't believe it's some sort of
>>Orwellian plot.  To me, it seems more like a way for people who aren't
>>especially imaginative to feel like they're clever, and obtain their proverbial
>>15 minutes of fame.
>>
>>This sort of free association can be amusing at times, but at this scale so
>>many people are responding purely out of obligation that there's little life
>>left in it.  It reminds me of the unbearable punning sessions I was often
>>forced to sit through when I was in a science fiction society as an undergrad.
>>
>>Some people just don't understand when a joke gets old.
> Dumb people just don't comprehend the jokes they're told.
> 
>>BIFF WHERE ARE YOU? 
> BIFF'S A K00L D00D!
BIFF'S A PSYCHEDELIC MIND BOOGER!:)

Xeno

Newsgroups: alt.slack,wpi.test
From: xine@wpi.WPI.EDU (xine)
Subject: from USA TODAY
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 22:47:11 GMT


	CELEBRATING BOB:  The people of Avon, Colo., who struck a publicity
	gold mine by naming a local bridge Bob, have scheduled the first
	Bob Fest for Memorial Day weekend.  Among the events honoring the 
	150-foot bridge between I-70 and U.S. highway 6:  a Bob golf putting
	tournament, a World Cup Wildwater Kayak Race, finishing at Bob the 
	Bridge, a Bob-B-Que and the introduction of Bob Beer (slogan: "When
	you're out of Bob, you're out of town.")

							--xine
From: todd@termnet.chi.il.us (Rob Warmowski)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: shut the pink up
Date: 9 Apr 92 19:10:31 GMT
Organization: Temple of Pong BBS

Got news for you, chum.  "Bob" was being summoned and Slack was being
stockpiled in this city LONG, LOONG before Uncle Al decided to fly to the UK
and begin his ten-pounds-a-blowjob career on Carnaby street. Pope Mike Flores
had FORGOTTEN about more cool sound than Al could ever hope to steal long
before the pink lil' hair farmer had "renounced" his Cold Life-period
prostitution for his current habit of surrounding himself with people like
Gibby Haynes to rescue his fey, pissant records from their deserved oblivion. 
It doesnt surprise me that you are confusing Slack with utter and colete
uselessness. Then again, nothing surprises me.  With the possible exception of
this month's Church bill. 
Xref: sparky alt.slack:1456 alt.sex:14627 alt.postmodern:1283 alt.fan.monty-python:3050
From: majcher@acsu.buffalo.edu (Salamander~)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.sex,alt.postmodern,alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: OK MuthaFrickers, Now Ya Got Me PISSED
Keywords: La,la,et al.
Date: 15 Apr 92 13:55:57 GMT
Organization: UB

gmkoenig@acsu.buffalo.edu (Gerson V Koenig) writes:

>gmkoenig@acsu.buffalo.edu
>(requests for MY very long finger.pln might be honored if they're sent to
>v132klxs@ubvms.buffalo.edu)

	Feh!  You loser!  Your .plan in only 38 K long!  If you want
to see a _real_ .plan, check out mine...if you've got the time...

-- 
majcher@acsu.buffalo.edu      | The meek shall inherit the earth,  
v061regm@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu | 	and the wise keep moving on...
Rev. M @P.O. Box 156     O    |-----------------------------------------
 Amherst, NY  14226      +    |Ask me about the Secret Society!  Shhhh!
From: mitchell@seas.smu.edu (Gary Mitchell)
Subject: test...
Organization: 1st SubG. Church of the Thunderbird Enema Bimbo
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 21:29:28 GMT

  (
   )       /         /---------------------------------------------------\
|    |    /          |         Rev. Sheldon der Wehr, H.o.t.S.F.         |
|    |   /____       |  1st SubG. Church of the Thunderbird Enema Bimbo  |
 \_   \______/______ |            mitchell@star0.seas.smu.edu            |
            /        \---------------------------------------------------/
           /
   "The difference between Heaven and Hell is the end of the PITCHFORK
                    you're on!"  -- St. Thomas Laine
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology,alt.stupidity
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur)
Subject: Re: La, la, la...
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 22:37:03 GMT

In article <1992Apr4.060055.1963@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@cannon.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault) writes:
>In article <1992Apr3.084118.3521@iscsvax.uni.edu> rubel0455@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Apr2.231827.3520@iscsvax.uni.edu>, moore7004@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>>> In article <92093.160955U21187@uicvm.uic.edu>, U21187@uicvm.uic.edu (John Schulien) writes:
>>>> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) says:
>>>>>reb@Ingres.COM (Phydeaux) writes:
>>>>>>zack@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dr. Dave Zatz) writes:
>>>>>>>Am I the only one who finds these 'La La La' posts quite annonying?
>>>>>>No you are not the only one who finds these 'La La La' posts annoying!
>>>>>Yes! I too, find these 'La La La' posts annoying!!
>>>> I agree! Nothing could be more annoying then a 'La La La' posting!!!
>>> Why, that's a shame!  I couldn't enjoy a 'La La La' posting more!!!!
>>All I need is my Sepuka and my 'La La La's and I'm fine:)
>Although I wouldn't mind a 'Tra' with my 'La La La' once in awhile...
You sould try it with some 'Fra' and a glass of 'De Da' you'll love it!!!!
Newsgroups: alt.slack