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From: jbmorris@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu (Jeff Morris)
Subject: Dr. Demento - Dec 20, 1992
Followup-To: Who Will post Funny 25?
Summary: Dr. D playlist
Keywords: playlist, demento, funny 5, funny 25
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 14:33:25 GMT

December 20, 1992
Jingle Bells - Mojo Nixon
Santa Claus Is Watching You - Ray Stevens (1962 version)
Gridlock Christmas - The Hollytones
A Daddy's Christmas - Mel Brooks & Little Christie
The Twelve Days of Clinton - Loose Bruce Curr
Money for Christmas - Laslow & Gary
Nuttin' for Christmas - Stan Freberg
Kill a Tree for Christ - Celtic Elvis
Demented News - Whimsical Will (from December 24, 1989)
Christmas on the Air - Joe Sheppes
Christmas Boogie - Canned Heat & The Chipmunks
The Bah Humbug Song (Chipmunks Roasting...) - Lauren Mayer
"Weird Al" Yankovic's Christmas Memories - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Blue Christmas - Seymour Swine
Hannukah Homeboy - Doc Moshea
Hannukah Rocks - Gefilte Joe & The Fish
A Visit from St. Nicholas - Basil Rathbone
Let Me tell You About Ol' Santa Claus - Mike Price & His Yule Fools
Santa's Lament - Father Guido Sarduci
A Christmas Cut-Up - Whimsical Will
A French Kissmas - Menage a Claus
It's So Chic To Be Pregnant at Christmas - Nancy White
In My Momma's Belly on Christmas Day - Blake & Lorrie Jones
The Pretty Little Dolly - Mona Abood
Green Chri$tma$ - Stan Freberg
I Don't Wanna Hear No Christmas Songs - Rambunctious Randy & Tranquil Terry
#5 The Twelve Pains of Christmas - The Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.
#4 An Axl Christmas - The Sponge Awareness Foundation
#3 Condoms for Christmas - Milo Bobbins & The Budget Boys
#2 Christmas at Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#1 Christmas Is Coming Twice This Year - The Hollytones
Next Week: The Funny 25
From: jbmorris@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu (jeffrey brent morris)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: Re: Deny & The Dinos Song (was Re: REQ: Lyrics-Christmas)
Keywords: Christmas, Reindeer, Grandma, NKOTB
Date: 13 Dec 92 16:24:47 GMT
Article-I.D.: usenet.Bz7HLC.G0A
Organization: Indiana University

What does anyone know about a song called "New Kids Got Run Over by a Reindeer"
that I heard back in 1989?  It wasn't on Demento, but WDJX in Louisville, KY,
and they said it came from Seattle.  I've got a copy of it taped from the air,
but I was wondering if it was ever released.

- Jeff ("I love the white stuff, baby, in the middle of an Oreo" - Al)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
From: mvp@netcom.com (Mike Van Pelt)
Subject: Re: Wendy Carlos (was Re: Weird Al albums)
Keywords: Carlos, Prokofiev, Saint-Saens, Peter, Carnival
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 03:25:38 GMT

In article <1992Dec18.090659.21183@midway.uchicago.edu> chrisw@fciad2.bsd.uchicago.edu (chris williams) writes:
>  [Wendy Carlos'] funniest recording is "Pompous Circumstances" a
>reworking of that dreadful "Dum, dum-da-dum, dum-mm dum" thing that is
>played at high-school graduations. It's on (I believe) "Walter Carlos
>by Request." 

I've always wanted to switch that tape at some graduation ceremony.
And lock the door to the sound booth.  And videotape the expressions
as people start to realize that Something Is Not Quite Right.
-- 
Mike Van Pelt          | What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth?
mvp@netcom.com         | Judging from realistic simulations involving a
                       | sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we
                       | can assume it will be pretty bad. -- Dave Barry
From: jabr@ra.cs.umb.edu (John M. Abreau)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: Re: Any demented Christmas songs????
Date: 11 Dec 92 23:31:43 GMT
Organization: Castle Roogna Associates

In article <1992Dec9.033339.24310@afit.af.mil> wrock@afit.af.mil (William M. Rock) writes:
>Hark the Herald Tribune sings
>Advertising wondrous things!
>
>Also not to be forgotten is Alan Sherman and the Twelve Gifts of
>Christmas.
>
>--no disclaimer required, I outprocessed this place Monday!!

Speaking of Tom Lehrer's "A Christmas Carol", here are the lyrics:


"A Christmas Carol" (Tom Lehrer)
--------------------------------

  Christmas time is here by golly
  Disapproval would be folly
  Deck the halls with hunks of holly
  Fill a cup and don't say when
  Kill the turkeys, ducks, and chickens
  Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens
  Even though the prospect sickens
  Brother, here we go again

  On Christmas Day you can't get sore
  Your fellow man you must adore
  There's time to rob him all the more
  The other three hundred and sixty-four

  Relations sparing no expense will
  Send some useless old utensil
  Or a matching pen and pencil
  Just the thing I need... how nice
  It doesn't matter how sincere it
  Is, nor how heartfelt the spirit
  Sentiment will not endear it
  What's important is the price

  Hark the Herald Tribune sings
  Advertising wondrous things

  God rest ye merry merchants
  May ye make the Yuletide pay

  Angels we have heard on high
  Tell us to go out and buy
  So...

  Let the raucous sleighbells jingle
  Hail our dear old friend, Chris Kringle
  Driving his reindeer across the sky
  Don't stand underneath when they fly by

-- 
John Abreau <jabr@cs.umb.edu>
Castle Roogna Associates <jabr@Roogna.Boston.MA.US>
The Boston Computer Society <postmaster@bcs.org>, <postmaster@bcsoks.bcs.org>
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Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
From: jbmorris@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu (jeffrey brent morris)
Subject: recent Funny 5s
Keywords: funny 5, december
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 13:56:09 GMT

Could anyone supply me with the past two weeks' Funny 5s?
That is, the one from the skiing/wintertime show & the one
from the first Christmas show.
Thanks,
Jeff
From: jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle )
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: Re: Any demented Christmas songs????
Summary: "Adotta"
Date: 11 Dec 92 22:50:32 GMT
Organization: California State University, Bakersfield

In article <1992Dec11.132339.12661@acd4.acd.com> sjl@TEFS1.acd.com (Scot Leibac
her) writes:
>    I believe this song was performed by Kip Adada (also did WET DREAMS...
Kip ADOTTA (in case someone goes looking for his albums).

>the narrated song with all the fish puns),
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>
> \                               Scot Leibacher                              /
>  >  sjl@tefs1.acd.com        Prodigy ID: CTGD39A           (812) 898-2726  <
> /        "If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane" - Jimmy Buffett      \
><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<|||>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Jennifer
JDTJDTJDTJDTJDTJDTJDTJDTJDTJDTJDTJDTJDTJDTJDTJDTJDTJDT
One of those rare individuals who likes chocolate chip 
cookies for the COOKIE, not the chocolate chips.
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Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
From: poutsmaj@mace.cc.purdue.edu (unknown)
Subject: Re: WLUP AM1000 Chicago
Organization: Purdue University
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 01:23:22 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.153734.1243@acd4.acd.com> sjl@TEFS1.acd.com (Scot Leibacher) writes:
>     I believe that people in the Chicago area (depending on what part of
>Chicago) and others in north-eastern IL, and north-western IN can hear the
>Dr. Demento show on 102.1 out of Casey IL. The air time is Sunday night
>at 10:00pm (IN time). I live in Terre Haute, IN which is smack dab mid-state
>right on the IN-IL boarder. We pick up the station fairly clear here so the 
>station must be a pretty powerful FM station. Hope this helps bring 
>a little dementia back into your dull existence,
>
>
><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<|||>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> \                               Scot Leibacher                              /
>  >  sjl@tefs1.acd.com        Prodigy ID: CTGD39A           (812) 898-2726  <
> /        "If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane" - Jimmy Buffett      \
><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<|||>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I think what you are hearing is KDNB 102.1 out of Danville, Ill.  That would
be much closer to Terre Haute.  That's where we can listen here in WLafayette.

paul

Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
From: foregone@stein.u.washington.edu (Carl Chavez)
Subject: Re: predictions for the Funny 25
Keywords: demento, funny 25, predictions
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 05:39:01 GMT

It's quite depressing to not recognize about 25% of the Funny 25...

I WANT DR DEMENTO BACK IN SEATTLE!!!!!!!!


(ahem...sorry for shouting)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
From: Ray.Chramega <Ray.Chramega@mixcom.mixcom.com>
Subject: Re: Cow Christmas
Organization: Milwaukee Internet Xchange BBS, Milwaukee, WI U.S.A.
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 16:52:20 GMT

In <Bz4ItI.Cw1@cs.uiuc.edu> scott@cs.uiuc.edu (Jay Scott) writes:

>Can somebody review _It's a Cow Christmas_, to illuminate us ignorati?

>	Jay Scott
>	scott@cs.uiuc.edu

   I think "It's a Cow Christmas" is pretty lame... stupid... idiotic... I'm
sure glad I have it! I think you'll know what it's all about by just reading
the song titles on the disc.

   1.) Hallemoojah Chorus
   2.) Angus We Have Heard on High
   3.) We Three Cows
   4.) The Little Summer Calf
   5.) God Rest Ye Merry Cattlemen
   6.) Jezebel ("Jingle Bells")
   7.) Deck the Stalls (with Oats and Barley)
   8.) Santa Cow ("The Night Before Christmas")
   9.) The Docile Song
  10.) At the Cowville Christmas Ball
  11.) The Twelve Days of Christmas
  12.) Carol of the Cowbells
  13.) We Wish You a Dairy Christmas
  14.) Hallemoojah Chorus Reprise

-- 


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Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
From: jbmorris@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu (jeffrey brent morris)
Subject: Re: Christmas with the Stooges
Keywords: Stooges, Hippo, Christmas
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 16:51:47 GMT

I don't know about the Stooges' version being on CD, but the version by
Gayla Peevey is on _Dr. Demento Presents the Greatest Novelty CD of All Time_.
Did you want a posting or mailing of these lyrics?

- Jeff ("Most folks call them green onions, but they're really..." - Freberg)


Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
From: mvp@netcom.com (Mike Van Pelt)
Subject: Re: **QUICK SINEAD SURVEY PLEASE ANSWER**
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 02:19:51 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.170311.22665@iitmax.iit.edu> boarjas@elof.iit.edu (Jason Boardman) writes:
>Question:
>Do you still support (or have a general good opinon of)
>Sinead O'Connor?
 
"Still"?  Is this a "Have you stopped beating your wife" question? :-)
 
I had never listened to Sinead O'Connor's music until I saw a replay
of that clip of her ripping up the picture of the Pope.  I hadn't
gone to any great lengths to avoid her, I just don't listen to much
music on the radio except Dr. D these days.  I figured she was
probably some freakazoid punker.  The little I heard her sing in the
clip was more folky, which mildly surprised me.  However, she doesn't
seem to be able to carry a tune; she sounded terribly off-key.  Is
that usual for her, or was she having a bad night?
-- 
Mike Van Pelt          | What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth?
mvp@netcom.com         | Judging from realistic simulations involving a
                       | sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we
                       | can assume it will be pretty bad. -- Dave Barry
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
From: paul@moore.com (Paul Maclauchlan)
Subject: Re: uk dementia
Organization: Moore Corporation Limited, Toronto ON, Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Distribution: na, uk
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 15:21:42 GMT

Paula Marie Briggs (rat@ravel.udel.edu) wrote:
: a number of years ago i heard some uk dementia that had to do with
: some song circulating at the time, i think. the lyrics i can remember:
: 
:   it's that time of year
:   now that spring is in the air
:   and those two wet kids(?)
                      gits

:   with their girly curly hair
:   sing another song
:   for moronic holidays that
:   nauseate-ate-ate
:   in a million different ways... (etc etc, stuff about france and holding
:      a chicken in the air)
: 
: does anyone out there have a copy of the lyrics, who it was by,
: and what on earth it all refers to? i'm dying to know.

The song is "The Chicken Dance" by the comedy group known as Spitting Image.

I believe they are spoofing Chas and Dave.

The song is/was available as a special 12", with a parody of We Are The
World and a song about South Africa.  It may even be on one of the
Spitting Image video collections.

Sorry, I don't have the lyrics.

-- 
.../Paul Maclauchlan
Moore Corporation Limited, Toronto, Ontario (416) 364-2600
paul@moore.com   -or-  {...!uunet.ca,...!telly}!moore!paul
"...livin' in the city ain't where it's at..."/EJ&BT'72
Newsgroups: Hit,Wonders,List,rec.music.dementia
From: dbl50872@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Daniel Brian Lake)
Subject: One
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 04:07:31 GMT

On the one hit wonder list you should remove the following

Real Life, had a club hit in '89 with 'God Tonite'
Kate Bush / Sinaed O'Connor, various stuff   How else do you explain all the
albums out by them???

Just some personal opinions,
-Danl


Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
From: tjr0868@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Subject: Grandma Got Knocked Up By A Reindeer
Reply-To: tjr0868@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 21:33:40 GMT

I heard this song last year on the radio but I know nothing about it
( except that I heard it during dinner and nearly choked to death
because i was laughing so hard).

The chorus goes like this:

Grandma got knocked up by a reindeer
says it was the best sex of her life
40 years of knockin' boots with Grandpa
now Prancer wants to take her for his wife

That's all I can remember.  Anybody know anything about this one?

                                                    ->Later.....Spice
Newsgroups: rec.music.christian
Subject: Carman with an "A",not "E"
From: bproden@ualr.edu
Date: 16 Dec 92 12:48:01 GMT
Organization: University of Arkansas at Little Rock

Carman -- masculine, Italian name

Carmen -- feminine, Spanish name

Whether you're a fan or not, please get the name right.

It's interesting -- if memory serves correctly, more of Carman's detractors
than supporters on this group got it right.


Brian P. Roden		"Runs with Foxes"
Leisure Arts, Inc.
Little Rock, AR
Newsgroups: rec.music.christian
Subject: Re: RAVE artists?
From: bgbaker@miavx3.mid.muohio.edu
Date: 12 Dec 92 23:32:32 EST

In article <1992Dec10.042617.420@uoft02.utoledo.edu>, jsteiner@anwsun.phya.utoledo.edu (jason 'Think!' steiner) writes:
> twiggs_te@lrc.edu writes:
>> 	I know there's been a lot of questions about certain types
>> of music among Christian bands; heavy metal, rap, ska, industrial, 
>> etc.
>> 
>> 	What about Christian techno / house / break beat artists?
> 
> JYRADELIX! this one has been in my CD player a lot recently. as cE! 
> already noted, it's goofy stuff. silly me has been needing that sort 
> of thing recently.
> 
> jason
> 
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> `,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,` jsteiner@anwsun.phya.utoledo.edu ,`,`,`
Another one is a group called SYCO...album is called Kommand..
Does anyone know anything about this group..I saw it today and with the 
spelling of SYCO, I just had to pick it up...I like it alot..
if you like Jyradelix or any Scott Blackwell/MYX stuff, check out SYCO.
I actually like it better....
Gary
Newsgroups: rec.music.christian
Subject: Re: What has Depeche Mode got to say?
From: jsteiner@anwsun.phya.utoledo.edu (jason 'Think!' steiner)
Date: 19 Dec 92 22:52:42 EST
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

ecater36@ursa.calvin.edu (Evan Cater) writes:
> sdt8s@curry.edschool.Virginia.EDU (Steve Tilson) writes:
> 
> >You leave out the one DM song that, more than Blasphemous
> >Rumours, causes me to question their "harmlessness" and Martin
> >Gore's supposed Christianity: "Personal Jesus."
> 
> >On one level, this song could be interpreted as an attack on
> >the commercialization of Christ: an assault on the Robert
> >Tiltons (the proximity of his name to my own makes me shudder)
> >of the world, who promise a pipeline to God through them and
> >such devices as "prayer cloths" and "love offerings" to the
> >"ministry."
> 
> >But the song is never specific enough on this level. And the
> >other interpretation of the song I've come up with -- an attack
> >on the very idea that one can have a personal relationship with
> >a Christ Who will answer prayers and take care of people who
> >believe in Him -- is anti-Christian in the extreme, IMHO.
> 
> >Comments?

uh, sorry to burst the philosophical bubble, but Personal Jesus
is about prostitutes. i read about it in a review with DM, & it's
pretty obvious from the cover of the Personal Jesus single and the
video. that said, i still think Violator is a great album... i just
don't base my philosophy on it.

jason

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Newsgroups: rec.music.christian
From: JEFFS@UMRVMB.umr.edu
Subject: Re: Jesus Christ Superstar
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 23:18:17 GMT
Organization: Univ of MO - Rolla

I was a teenager when Superstar came out and I listened to it
obsessively for months.  I was not a Christian at that time and I
suspect that, in spite of some serious "theological" errors, the
curiosity it aroused in me regarding Jesus Christ was a healthy one and
may have played an indirect role in my conversion several years later.
I still listen to it occasionally and consider it to be outstanding
musical and dramatic entertainment, but I think it's extremely important
to remain aware of the significant distortions that it contains.  For
example, at the last supper, Jesus' words: "For all you care, this bread
could be my body.  For all you care, this wine could be my blood" seems
to me to be a terrible misrepresentation of the first communion.  In the
final confrontation with Pilate, Jesus cries out in despair, "I have got
no kingdom in this world. I'm through, through, through."  This is a
very misleading paraphrase of his actual words, "My kingdom is not of
this world."  Jesus' lament in the garden ("I only want to say...")is
powerful, dramatic, beautiful music, but again seems to badly distort
His actual prayer as recorded in the gospels.  These are just a few
examples off the top of my head.  Overall, this work seems to me to be
non-Christian in its overall message, so I think it's very important to
listen to it with a grain of salt, and use the gospels, and only the
gospels, for learning about, and encountering, the real Jesus Christ.
Jeff Stevenson
From: anderson@cs.rose-hulman.edu. (Claude W. Anderson)
Newsgroups: rec.music.christian
Subject: Re: 1st Person Life of Christ music?
Date: 14 Dec 1992 13:35:23 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Distribution: world
Reply-To: anderson@cs.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: mercutio.cs.rose-hulman.edu

Larry W. Virden writes
> What are some of your favorite songs, written as if spoken/sung by the
> singer, dealing with events in the life of Christ?
> 
Don Fransisco has this kind of song as his trademark.

His most famous such song is "He's alive", sung from the perspctive of Peter  
between Jesus' death and the first time he sees Jesus alive again.

My personal favorite is "Too Small a Price", from the perspective of the  
repentant theif who died on the cross beside Jesus.  Part 1 of the song was  
on omne album ("Got To Tell Sombody",), and part 2 was on the next album  
("The Lord and I Together/The Traveller").  Together, they are about 14  
minutes long, if I remember correctly.

Almost every Don Fransisco album (I don't think "One Heart at a Time" has  
any) has at least one or two of the kinds of songs you are looking for.

You mentioned Michael Card.  A great M.C. song in this genre is "Joseph's  
Song".  Personally I think the version on "The Final Word" (which was also  
on the compilation "The Life") is better than the version on his Christmas  
album "The Promise".



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Newsgroups: rec.music.christian
From: mueller@owlnet.rice.edu (Ernest Conrad Mueller)
Subject: Latin Christmas Carols
Organization: Rice University
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 19:33:57 GMT

On this general subject, I happen to be in possession of a list
of Christmas carols in Latin, even though the songs were
composed later in the vernacular.  Sing some of these to make
your Catholic friends more comfortable.

"Deck the Halls"
Aquafolia ortatis
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tempus hoc hiliritatis
Fa la etc
Vestes claras induamus
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Cantileras nunc promamus
Fa la la la la, la la la la

"Silent Night"
Silens nox, sacra nox
Omne est lux, omne est pax.
Circum matrem et puerum,
infans sacer, O beate.
Dormi in pace quieta,
Dormi in pace quieta.

"Good King Wenceslas"
Spectavit rex Venceslas
Stephani ad festum,
Agrum vidit nivibus
Gelidis congestum,
vidit pauparem sibi
Ligna colligentem,
Qui sub luna splendida
Sensit se frigentem.

Puer, huc ades mihi
Si quid scis mi dicens;
Quis est ill' agricola?
Quid de mansione?
Ere, mille passus hinc,
Habitat sub montem, 
Usqu'ad saeptum silvestre,
Ad Agnetis fontem.


Merry Christmas, everyone.


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