HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: trying for a hat trick
Date: 11 Sep 92 22:08:12 GMT

Sharper than a serpent's tooth is the tongue of an ungreatful child.

Fractal weather, beware of sharp edged storms.

Tropical Cyclone Iniki is threatening to take out the tropical cyclone
forecasting capability at Naval Western Oceanography Center in Pearl
Harbor, Hawaii. After Andrew took out the National Hurricane Center in
Coral Gables, Florida and Omar nailed the communications facilities for
the Joint Typhoon Warning Center, Guam, Marianas Islands, USA, if we
manage to get NWOC as well, we'll have a hat trick: three forecasting
centers lunched by their own storms in the month.

I spent the morning preparing a distribution of the Automated Tropical
Cyclone Forecasting System to build an emergency backup forecasting
capability in San Diego, and two colleagues flew down at noon to
install it. You folks in Suitland, Maryland and San Diego, California,
at the back-up forecasting centers should start laying in foul weather
supplies.

--
Kent, the man much too far from xanth.
Kent Paul Dolan, C.S.C. contractor to Fleet Numerical Oceanography Center,
Monterey, California.  Making the world safe for tropical cyclones.
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                       I suppose you thought that was a typo?
                       Xanthian Tropical Cyclone Day Care Center
                       and Breeding Grounds is a wholly owned
                       subsidiary of X Industries.

"R"eply in email or news fails frequently due to mail map problems; try:
xanthian@well.sf.ca.us  dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil  uunet!noarlw!xenon!dolan
                        ^-----Preferred-----^
Any opinions among all those valuable free facts above are mine alone.

I only see replies via email, until this site acquires news in 1993.
(Well, except for my minor "news by email" abuses of the net.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@h00ters.tailhook.navy.mil (LCDR Robert W. Dobson)
Subject: Me n' Jim Small
Organization: Navy Center for Initmidation and Fag-Bashing
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 16:00:36 GMT


So me and my Navy Buddy Jim Small were out havin a few drinks, discussing
the criticism of Navy Policy coming from the Liberal Democratic Congress [tm]
Boy, did the waitress have some nice h00ters. So when she wasnt lookin,
I grabbed her ass. When she turned around I told her Jim did it. She believed
me and slapped him.

HAW

Isnt that bizarre?!

--
LCDR Robert Williams Dobson
Head, Super-Secret Mearness of Viscosity Lab and Beauracracy
Disclaimer: I speak EXPLICITLY for the Navy. Everything I say has
been approved by higher-ups.    Internet:rwd4f@h00ters.tailhook.navy.mil
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: challenge for Carasso
Date: 8 Sep 92 17:52:10 GMT
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)


In article <39lnl5b.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (PATSYMAN) writes:

>
>   USING SAT SCORING YOUR SAT SCORE (for one category) IS:
>
>
>   (3 - 8/4) / 11 * 600 + 200 = 255!!!
>
>
>   CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU CAN GET INTO NEW MEXICO STATE UNIVERSITY
>   (NMSU.EDU)!!!
>
>
>   carasso "charmed, I'm sure"

I am proud to announce: nmsu has just joined the Ivy League; by the
Grandfather clause I am an Ivy Leaguer-that makes me better than you,
Rog, and all the rest of you non Ivy-Leaguers out there.

My fellows and I snub our collective noses at you losers...

sean 'the middle class makes me wretch' abbott
--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: Birthright Party '92 feeler
Organization: t.b
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 17:51:46 GMT

cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
> I'm so sorry for taking this seriously.

     You don't know the half of how sorry
you are.

     You've just been nominated.

--Starcap'n Ra,      {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
   cj for President!    {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
   Birthright '92                         ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Letterman Qoutes
Date: 8 Sep 92 21:11:46 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>--
>====== Mike Levis   mlevis@ringer.cs.utsa.edu ======
>"I believed what I was told, I thought it was a good   .--.
>life, I thought I was happy.  Then I found something  (OS/2)
>that changed it all..."  --  Anonymous, 2112  [Rush]   ~--~
>
...I found that the player ate my Rush 8-track.  Oh well, I'll have to
listen to Styx.


-- 


: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************
: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
: General Neophyte   :    ************************
                                      .
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak)
Subject: Re: Encore du feu de greg
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 16:40:18 GMT

In article <15198@borg.cs.unc.edu> state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State) writes:

}Tiens.  Suis-je le seul a penser que Greg n'est plus si energique
}q'autrefois?

Evidemment. Les autres ont du quitter le fil par peur du francais. 

}Depuis quelque temps il semble penser que les Francais
}sont bizarres, ce qui n'est pas vraiment le cas.  

Peut-etre pas pour nous, mais pour ceux qui restent toute leur vie au
pays de  Mickey, peut-etre si. 

Ils ont le droit de raconter leur faits-divers et les petites
histoires de leurs villes ennuyeuses; je pense que je l'aie aussi.

}Ceci dit, je vous prie d'accepter, monsieur, l'expression de mes
}salutations distinguees.

Merci, et je t'envoye de te faire enculer quand meme.

A bientot!

le greg
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Newsreaders of the future
Organization: truth in bottles
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 20:14:42 GMT


The newsreaders of the future will scan incoming articles for relevance
and junk those which it deems unnecessary, unimportant, or
annoying.  Newsgroups such as talk.bizarre will seem to wither away
to nothing without your even opening a killfile.

The newsreaders of the future will inform you how many articles have
arrived in the newsgroup, and then display the one or two it deems worth
reading.  This will, of course, be a boon when one has gone away on
vacation for a week to, say, pittsburgh.

Apparently, i have a prototype of the newsreader of the future.


AjD
now i have all this time i want to waste
and nothing to waste it with
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From: mjra@usno05.nor.chevron.com (Mike Raymond)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Date: 11 Sep 92 15:06:16 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Chevron

In article <fulton.716220196@silver>, fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
|> >>>>Beautiful.  Just beautiful.
|> >>>But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
|> >>Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
|> >I disagree completely, except for those parts dealing with cougars.
|> The cost of cat food is rising rapidly these days.
Some assembly is required, void were prohibited by law.
-- 
Michael J. Raymond                                                       Data Base Administrator
Opinions expressed are my own, my organization doesn't believe in opinions.
Chevron USA                                                                                New Orleans, La 
Mail:mjra@usno05.nor.chevron.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Where are all the newbies?
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 15:16:05 GMT

In <M_HUNT.92Sep11154313@orange.syud.edu> Michael Hunt(m_hunt@orange.syud.edu) writes:
>Mr. so so writes:
>> GO HOME. ASK YOUR MOTHER. 
>> TELL HER THANK YOU FOR ME.
>Geez, do you have to insult everybody?  You must switch to decaf, or
>something. Like you were never a newbie! I think you are one sick
>person. I won't take you seriosly from now on.  

You were planning to take *anyone* in talk.bizarre seriously?

You appear to be in the wrong newsgroup.  Try "rec.arts.star-trek", just
down the hall.  They're all extremely serious there.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
From: gsroka@leland.Stanford.EDU (Gregory Sroka)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 06:04:42 GMT

In article <Mwq-+c+@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep4.184340.387@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> mhopper@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Mark Hopper) writes:
>>>In article <pLm-c++@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>>>>Y'know, that's a nice little newsgroup you guys have over there.  Created
>>>>recently, was it?  Be kind of a shame if something was to happen to it,
>>>>doncha think?  See, Mr. X here, he's normally a nice guy, but sometimes
>>>>when people crosspost stuff to talk.bizarre he don't like, he gets mad.
>>>>And when he gets mad, he sometimes breaks things.  Things like newsgroups,
>>>>and newbies' legs, see?  I mean, he don't do it on purpose.  It's kinda
>>>>like an accident.  You know, the sort of accident you might wanna AVOID, see?
>>>   Gee Margie, this Laurence guy really scares me. He must really be 
>>>   BIZARRE!!!!
>>>    
>>>   He talk kinda funny too.
>
>Yeah, well funny you are also speaking.  Kindly are you to fucking off, okay?
>
>ljd
>post to talk.bizarre again, and I'll be kicking the lot of you spotty
>alt.fan.letterman weenies in the goolies, you pack of Sassenach bastards.
>
>(rereading J.P. Donleavy again)

Thanks for the invitation, things must be pretty slow over at talk.bizarre,
(at least one of the posters is ...)

This guy needs his own alt.weenie.ljd group.

post,     post,     post  ...      (take that)
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: clues for newbies
Date: 6 Sep 92 13:44:18 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.newbie
Distribution: na
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu's message of 4 Sep 92 19:28:49 GMT


Clue #11: After you've been posting to talk.bizarre for awhile (say, 4
	or 5 days in a row), people get to know your name.  They start
 	caring about you.  For example, many talk.bizarre people wake
	up in the morning and think "I wonder WHAT THE HELL happened
	to Tom Fawcett while I was asleep.  Was he in a car accident?
	Was he mauled by a bear?  Has his sister become engaged to a
	lawyer?"

	So I make it a point to post to talk.bizarre at least once a day, just
	to let people know I'm still around, to alleviate their anxiety.
	Unfortunately, my creative juices seem to pulse far less frequently
	than once per day, so I mostly post drivel in the meantime.  
	My intentions and my limitations conflict.  As a result, my
	postings fail to achieve any consistent quality and my name
	becomes associated with a mediocre style that is mildly amusing but
	ultimately forgettable.  

	So this is Clue #11:  Learn what irony is.


-Tom
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 22:21:33 GMT

In article <wcwn7_p.cliftonr@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
>jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>: Michael Hunt (m_hunt@orange.syud.edu) writes:
>: > Aaron Humphrey <aaron@space.ualberta.ca> writes:
>: >> It's been months since I read a drieux post all the way through.
>: >Same here.  What is drieux' real name anyway?
>: 
>: Talk Bizarre Dammit III.
>: 
>: Also known as King Ramses II to his friends.
>: 
>  Isn't he dead, my love?

Necrophiliac designs on your Mummy maybe???

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: is this a mid-life crisis?
Date: 28 Aug 92 00:23:29 GMT
Organization: The Here and Now

cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) said: 
-
-Am I having a mid-life crisis?  Aren't I too young for that?
-(I'm 26.)  Aren't middle-aged men the only ones who get to 
-have mid-life crises?

You're having a life crisis.  You'll be able to tell the mid-life 
crisis by the exponential growth in the number of guitars you own.

You'll also note a sudden urge to form your own musical group and
instead of complaining about pop music, you'll actually be trying
to imitate it.  

Standard wanting of material objects, vaguely reasonable desires
coming to life (riding a motorcycle, bungee jumping, etc) are just
signs that although you are alive, part of your brain doesn't think
you're living.

						life's a banquet, and
						most poor suckers are
						starving to death.
							- auntie mame


reasonable 
-- 
   David Bedno		   	            		drseuss@gorn.echo.com
     "but if i had my life to live over again, i would give dignity the
      regal razz and hire myself out to work in a brewery."  - a pharoh
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Observation
Date: 15 Sep 92 15:13:24 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.


For all the talk about newbies there really aren't many of them.  I mean,
people who weren't around over the summer.  So the great September newbie
scare amounted to as much as, say, comet Kahoutek.

On the other hand, the oldbies, through endless lackluster follow-ups,
tiresome gags and running jokes, have managed to trash tb quite well 
on their own.

TB needs to be de-scaled.

Never mind the follow-ups, I'll do them myself:

------------------------------
HAW HAW HAW HAW !@!@!@!@
I GETIT !@!@!@  
TB DOESNT LIVE UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS SO IT SUX !@!@!!!@@!@
HAW HAW HAW HAW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT HAVE YOU POSTED LATELY  ???!!!?????
GRAD STUDENT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHITT BULLSHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU TOM FAUCET ARE NO MARKIAN GOOLEY !@!!@@!@!@!!!!!!
DIE RAT BASTARD SCUM !@!@!@  DIE DIE DIE DEI DIE DIE DIE DIE !@!@!!!!

------------------------------

You know.  There's really nothing wrong with not having anything to say.
No.
As long as you don't post about it.

Oh.  You did.  Well never mind then.

------------------------------

Why do you say that?
I don't understand.
Maybe your plans have something to do with this.
Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?
What makes you believe group might want to be de-scaled?
Earlier you said group would like to be de-scaled?

------------------------------

-Tom
in bed
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From: gross@nssdca.gsfc.nasa.gov (Walter Douglas Gross)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Date: 11 Sep 92 18:10:00 GMT
Organization: NASA - Goddard Space Flight Center
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

> 
>>Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
> 

Nor to this group, please.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@pecan.cns.udel.edu (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Voice: Issue #1 is Out
Followup-To: talk.abortion
Summary: Roe vs. Wade Issue 
Organization: University of Delaware, Newark
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 14:24:44 GMT

(NOTE: This is my nth attempt to post this announcement. I'm reasonably
certain previous attempts to do so failed due to news problems at my site(s).
My apologies if you've already seen it.)


V o i c e   M a g a z i n e


Voice is a free, independent magazine created and distributed primarily
through the net, which centers on one topic in each issue, with a
standing policy of accepting articles based on quality of writing
rather than views expressed. As a result there is a wide variety
of opinion within the magazine, making it, I believe, more interesting
to read.

The first issue, which deals with abortion and specifically
with the Roe vs. Wade U.S. Supreme Court decision's legacy, is now
available by the following means:

- FTP from isis.cshl.org. As at most sites, cd to pub and type
ls for a list of files. You should see voicei1v1 (issue #1 volume
#1). This is the entire magazine in regular plaintext, ready to
print on any typical printer.

- By email subscription; write to me at boutell@cshl.org. If you
can obtain the magazine by FTP instead, please do so to save
bandwidth.

- In the newsgroup talk.abortion, to which it has been posted in
two parts, since it is directly relevant to the group. (I will do the
same with future issues if they are specifically relevant to a 
particular newsgroup. In other groups I will only post pointers
like this one.)

- On the World Wide Web hypertext system (soon). This is a wonderful
way to read the magazine, but I haven't heard from the web's 
maintainer in approximately a month. (If you already use it and
are comfortable with making your own links from home pages of your
own, write to me and I'll give you the necessary information to
link to the magazine.)

NEXT ISSUE: The next issue will deal with the limitations of free
speech. See the current issue for more details!

-- 
                                 NERD NATION:
                   We're here. We're weird. Get used to it.
    Graduating in very very few days. Keeping email address however. Moving
up in world, depending. REPLY ADDRESS BROKEN, use: boutell@isis.cshl.udel.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.usage.english
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: Literafisms
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 16:24:11 GMT


lange@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com (Alex Lange) writes:
>
>   sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>   : 
>   : A literafism is an adjective created in a piece of literature.  An
>   : eponym has a much more general definition.  Sort of like the
>   : difference between describing you as a dullard and describing you as a
>   : tedious, nitpicky little fuck.
>
>   Excuse the tone of my previous posting that brought out your
>   other side.  I did enjoy this thread and was merely trying
>   to improve your growing list.  Perhaps it wasn't worth the effort... .

Excuse me for over-reacting: I've spent too much time in talk.bizarre
in auto-flame mode.

"It is a lot easier being a John F Woods than a sho..."
			-a nameless newbie

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
From: glen@tegra.COM (Glen Osterhout)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Civil Servants
Date: 14 Sep 92 21:14:23 GMT
Reply-To: glen@tegra.UUCP (Glen Osterhout)
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA

civil servant - one of my favorite oxymorons


(back to lurking)


-- 
/*++**************************************************************************
*   Glen Osterhout	  Tegra-Varityper, Inc.      Billerica, Massachusetts  
*			  email to:  glen@tegra.com
**--*************************************************************************/
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From: prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Date: 16 Sep 92 04:22:52 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Sep16.002107.12790@wam.umd.edu> sheph@wam.umd.edu (pale blue eyes) writes:
>In article <1992Sep15.235620.952@en.ecn.purdue.edu> prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep15.205927.2984@wam.umd.edu> sheph@wam.umd.edu (pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>In article <1992Sep15.052249.24179@en.ecn.purdue.edu> prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Sep15.033358.3372@wam.umd.edu> sheph@wam.umd.edu (pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Sep15.004033.22880@en.ecn.purdue.edu> prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave) writes:
>>>>>>In article <1992Sep14.222829.29761@samba.oit.unc.edu> Roxanne.Coffey@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Roxanne Coffey) writes:
>>>>>>>In article <Sep14.021145.78760@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>>>>>>>In article <1992Sep12.015924.3677@NeoSoft.com> arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>>>>>>>>In article <HANS.92Sep11105742@ravn.iesd.auc.dk> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>>>>>>>> donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:
>>>>>>>>>> >> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>>>>>>>> >> But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>>>>>>>>>> > Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>>>>>>>>>> This must be the worst cricket match I have ever attended. 
>>>>>>>>>Excuse me, but is this the way to the Galleria?
>>>>>>>>Defending Kumquats and Kiwi Fruit are noble pursuits.
>>>>>>>My musk ox has lost its way.  Will you check your closet?
>>>>>>There used to be a time when I would kill a man for saying that.
>>>>>i'm really looking forward to 9 october, are you???
>>>>If I'm not mistaken, I think this one was ALREADY answered, miss!
>>>but my dreams have been really perverted recently. 
>>Reality WOULD be nice, wouldn't it?  Damn ... lost my mickey mouse watch ...
>>:(
>i did always think you looked good in black ... something black and skimpy.
i'll have to get back to you on this one ... i've got an early class ...
AND STOP E-MAILING ME WHEN I'M WRITING THINGS!!!

-- 
( David Prokopy - prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu                                 )
( "Well now, what can a poor boy do, 'cept to sing for a rock-n-roll band?" )
(  -The Rolling Stones, "Street Fighting Man"                               )
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 8 Sep 92 15:38:24 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.newbie,alt.cascade
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

Blair writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
)>>>>>>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
)>>>>>>>>>>>Cadaverine.
)>>>>>>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
)>>>>>>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
)>>>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
)>>>>>>>Carasso.
)>>>>>>Countach.
)>>>>>Coup d'etat.
)>>>>Corfu.
)>>>Ceteris Paribus.
)>>Copycat.
)>Contrapositive.
)Crustacean.
Cruzeiro.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Subject: Re: SHORT SHAMEFUL QUOTE
Organization: last!
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 00:26:10 GMT

MR. COMMUNIST (rdc@netcom.com) wrote:
> "Is it just me, or does Elton John look more and more Chinese each year?"

	Turning Japanese, I think he's turning Japanese, I really think so.

--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
"Squints, and has freckles", said Caspian.
"Oh, poor girl", said Lucy.
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short And Shameful Confession
Date: 10 Sep 1992 04:27:39 GMT
Organization: Rice University

My favorite TV show of all time was and will always be:

MISFITS OF SCIENCE
-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill

			
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: How to tell a good bachelor's party
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 14:50:27 GMT

You know it was a good bachelor's party if all
the groomsmen scratch their crotches through
the wedding ceremony.

mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Carasso Deciphered
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 13:43:31 GMT

IRTWITFW

IRT: WITless Fucking Winos

Which anyone who lives in the environs of New York can tell you is true.

Further translations to follow.

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
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