From: tachyon@cats.ucsc.edu (Tane' Tachyon)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: penis size
Date: 9 Jan 93 23:33:51 GMT
Reply-To: sabinson@ccvax.unicamp.br
Organization: Tachyon Labs
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I'm posting this for a friend who has just found a way to read
soc.motss but seems unable to post.  He's replying to Jojo.
 
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> As for people who want to have sex solely because you have a big cock,
> is that bad? If you played clarinet exceptionally well and someone
> wanted to play clarinet duets with you, but outside of your musical
> accords you had little to be friends with in common, is this bad?
> Clearly not. That is because we give music high status as an aesthetic
> pursuit. A talent for playing Clarinet or other musical instrument
> could be considered as natural an attribute as a large cock.
 
Both playing the clarinet and having a big cock may be natural phenomena,
but they are certainly not equivalent.  Although I may have an inherent
musicality, I sweat buckets for an hour or so every day on finger
dexterity, tonguing, muscle relaxation, lip and cheek control, and
controlled blowing in order to play the clarinet without causing pain to
other musicians and the audience.  (If I do not practice every day, I lose
my agility in making music.  Cocks get softer if one doesn't use them, but
can one permenently change their size through practice?  :-) )  The same
finger dexterity, tonguing, lip and cheek control and controlled blowing
ain't gonna do anything for my cock size -- a perfectly adequate 16 cm.
It may do something for my partner's cock size, but that is a another
matter.  :-)
 
> One doesn't worry that after a few pages of Pleyel the duet breaks up and
> people go home.
 
Especially if one is playing Pleyel.  Fairly dull stuff.  Sort of like
jerking off at a urinal.  This is certainly not true if one was doing
Poulenc or Koechlin.  All sorts of kinky things go on in Poulenc and
Koechlin.  A whole lot more is at stake.
 
> And playing a duet can be as intimate as sex, take it from one who knows.
 
Only if I want to get it on with those I am playing with.  I usually force
myself into light sexual desire, playing as seduction.  It really does help
the performance, which otherwise might be very routine.  Yet the experience
of playing a duet is a whole lot less compromising merely because meaning
in music can be misconstrued with impunity.  But in another sense you are
right.  There is nothing more awful in playing duets than being sabotaged
by a bottom who cannot count four to a bar.  (Are rhythm difficulties
ultimately a form of sexual fear?  If such awkwardness should appear, then
perhaps more foreplay is required.)
 
> Where does that leave us?
 
I hope you do not get as lost when you are playing as when you are making
an argument.  :-)  Da capo, I should think.  This is not as bad as having
an instrument that leaks from its holes, causing squeaks, or an embouchure
that is the bitting sort.
 
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> Someone with the voice of an angel who doesn't like singing is in the
> same position, and will forever hav people pestering them to grace the
> world with their gift.
 
Someone with a voice of an angel who doesn't like singing is probably not
going to know what to do with the voice.  Not everyone gets beyond the
barriers of deep throating.  What is more, the emotional attitude will come
through.  The singing will gag.  There are people without great natural
endowments who do know what to do them.  This is what makes a great artist
either in sex or music.
 
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> If a big cock is a problem in sex (and it certainly can be), there is
> a Dutch support group (Dutch men tend to have very big cocks) which
> helps to share information on how to make sex a more pleasurable
> experience for all involved. I can give you an address to write to.
 
There is also an email clarinet list, but I haven't seen them take up the
question of natural endowments.  Usually what is said is that there is no
such thing as a clarinet face and that lung capacity does not make the
clarinetist.  Nor does everyone think that a Buffet is the only instrument
to have.
 
Eric, posting to soc.motss for the first time
sabinson@ccvax.unicamp.br
sabinson%bruc2.hepnet@lbl.gov
 
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