HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: new topic
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 14:18:35 GMT

In article <1b2birINNluv@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen) writes:
>
>In a previous article, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) belches:
>
>>(Jeremy C. Bargen) makes that funny noise with his armpit:
>>>In a previous article, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) heckles:
>>>>->In a previous article, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) jeckles:
>>>>->
>>>>->>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
>>>>->>
>>>>->>Vote for your top 3 fav's and I will tabulate
>>>>->>the winner in one week......
>>>>->>
>>>>->>Just something to still the boredom....
>>>>->>Jester aka vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>->So...we're to vote for our five favorite a.f.m.p'ers, are we?
>>>>->Well, I'm casting a vote for Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Newsgroup.
>>>>Well I prefer Brave Sir Robin, who almost sent a post once,
>>>>who nearly flamed Jester, and nearly followed up to an article with the
>>>>word `Spam' in it..
>>>Ooh!  Don't say the "S" word!  I soiled my armor, I was so scared!
If you eat Spam, you would never soil your armor, it just all dissolves
right through your stomach lining and you see those wonderful
lights.
>>>>->Vermin ralph Head Surgeon for the Hospital for Pretty Young Ladies Who
>>>>->Don't Have Anything In Particular Wrong With Them
>>>>Pag aka Well where is the machine that goes `ping' ?
>>>Right here...
>>>*ping*
>>>See? Now don't you feel silly?
>>>Vermin wang this is my neighbor, he's a slimy little rat-faced git
>>Ratboy aka I am not! Oh...yes i am...
>Now listen here, YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BASTARD!!! ALWAYS BUTTING IN WHERE
>YOU'RE NOT WANTED!!! WHY DON'T YOU GO AND...and...oh, so sorry.  I just got
>a bit carried away. It's my idiom, you see...
<THUNK> MESSAGE FOR YOU SIR!
<READS> ratboy in distress trapped in swamp castle.
>Vermin wang Number 12...the spam
dave smurf Number 42...spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,eggs and spam.
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Trekking across Jesters universe...
Date: 13 Oct 92 02:16:14 GMT
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Jester (jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu) wrote:
: Copyright 1991 by Two Bit of Gallifrey BBS, Lincoln, NE.  Reproduction
: authorized.  Recording rights reserved.
: 
: 
:    STAR TREKKIN': THE NEXT GENERATION
:                 by Two Bit
: 
:   Star Trekkin'
:   The next generation twerps
:   On the starship Enterprise
:   Under Papa Smurf.
: 
:   Star Trekkin'
:   The next generation twerps
:   Slowly going forward
:   'Cause we're not allowed reverse.
: 
[Stuff deleted]
: 
:  Starship Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
: 
:  Ah, we come in peace,
:  Let us go
:  Let us go
:  Let us go.
: 
:  We come in peace
:  Let us go
:  Let us go
:  Please.

No, no, no, no, no!
	We come in peace
	Make it so
	Make it so
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: johann gambleputty
Date: 15 Oct 92 15:40:11 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct15.061008.3674@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>(Ralf Wirth) writes:
>>> Can anybody mail the full name of johann gambleputty to me, or post it into 
>>> this group? Thanks.
>>> 
>>> To my mind, we should attack the members of the lower social classes first with
>>> bombs and rockets, destroying their homes, and then wehen they run helpless 
>>> into the streets, moaing thm down with machineguns. And then of course, release
>>> the vultures.
>>> I know that these view are unpopolar, but I never courted popularity.
>>
>>You didn't? I thought we went out once or twice or got engaged or
>>something. Maybe I';m confusing you with Ratboy. Where is that Rodent
>>anyway?
> 
> RIGHT HERE!
> 
> Ratboy aka I'm not *that* small am I?
No, dear, you just keep hiding from me, is all. NOw where are you? 
	Oh. What are you doing there?
	Oh. Do that again....
> 
> 
>
From: thomasez@dhhalden.no (THOMAS LUNDQUIST)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail
Date: 17 Oct 92 01:47:34 GMT
Organization: Ostfold College

In article <Bw88Cr.L3D@acsu.buffalo.edu> v085pcqr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (MATT SUROWIEC - CROWEHEAD) writes:
>From: v085pcqr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (MATT SUROWIEC - CROWEHEAD)
>Subject: Re: Holy Grail
>Date: 16 Oct 92 18:22:00 GMT
>In article <1992Oct16.152846.22774@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes...
>> 
>>>>>>>Please, I know this has been asked before, but can anyone tell me where I  
>>>>>>>can find the script to the Holy Grail? Any info would be appreciated.
>>>>>>>					Sincerely,
>>>>>>>					   Brother Maynard
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I've told you once...
>>>>>No you didn't!
>>>>I most certainly did!
>>>Oh no you didn't!
>>Will this be the full half-hour?
>
>all right, now let's stop this
>nothing but silliness, that's all
No !
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: new topic
Date: 10 Oct 92 23:35:47 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <1b5b3pINN6aj@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen) writes:
>
>In a previous article, djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) says:
>
>>In article <1b2birINNluv@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen) writes:
>>>
>>>In a previous article, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) belches:
>>>
>>>>(Jeremy C. Bargen) makes that funny noise with his armpit:
>>>>>In a previous article, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) heckles:
>>>>>>->In a previous article, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) jeckles:
>>>>>>->
>>>>>>->>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
>>>>>>->>
>>>>>>->>Vote for your top 3 fav's and I will tabulate
>>>>>>->>the winner in one week......
>>>>>>->>
>>>>>>->>Just something to still the boredom....
>>>>>>->>Jester aka vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>->So...we're to vote for our five favorite a.f.m.p'ers, are we?
>>>>>>->Well, I'm casting a vote for Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Newsgroup.
>>>>>>Well I prefer Brave Sir Robin, who almost sent a post once,
>>>>>>who nearly flamed Jester, and nearly followed up to an article with the
>>>>>>word `Spam' in it..
>>>>>Ooh!  Don't say the "S" word!  I soiled my armor, I was so scared!
>>If you eat Spam, you would never soil your armor, it just all dissolves
>>right through your stomach lining and you see those wonderful
>>lights.
>>>>>>->Vermin ralph Head Surgeon for the Hospital for Pretty Young Ladies Who
>>>>>>->Don't Have Anything In Particular Wrong With Them
>>>>>>Pag aka Well where is the machine that goes `ping' ?
>>>>>Right here...
>>>>>*ping*
>>>>>See? Now don't you feel silly?
>>>>>Vermin wang this is my neighbor, he's a slimy little rat-faced git
>>>>Ratboy aka I am not! Oh...yes i am...
>>>Now listen here, YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BASTARD!!! ALWAYS BUTTING IN WHERE
>>>YOU'RE NOT WANTED!!! WHY DON'T YOU GO AND...and...oh, so sorry.  I just got
>>>a bit carried away. It's my idiom, you see...
>><THUNK> MESSAGE FOR YOU SIR!
>><READS> ratboy in distress trapped in swamp castle.
>>>Vermin wang Number 12...the spam
>>dave smurf Number 42...spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,eggs and spam.
>>
>Spam's off luv.
>If you like we could fry up Eric for you...Eric the processed meat
>product...
Id prefer to meet the dish of the day
>
>Vermin wang number eighteen...the Spanish Inquisition
dave smurf I SAID I WANTED NUMBER 42 (with extra spam!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Damn????
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 03:03:27 GMT

(James Willer) writes:
>(Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>(James Willer) writes:
>>>>>>Damn, another dead article.
>>>>>It's feeling ... much ... better...
>>>>No it isn't. It'll be stone dead in a minute.
>>>No, No. It's just worn out after a long squauk!
>>No. It's stunned!
>No. I'ts resting!
No.  It's gone on holiday!

>>	Ratboy the aka-less
>Jas Me the aka-ful
Meetch *thud*
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: Vote Dan!  Chopped liverwurst at 11!
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 22:00:04 GMT

In article <DJOHNSON.92Oct11180909@cayenne.gac.edu> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
>
>
>Vote for me!  I'm..uh..really swell, and I post a lot.  Well, more
>than anyone else at Gustavus.  And I..uh...sometimes people think my
>posts are funny...*some* people...*I* think their funny.  sometimes.
>And I..well...I have a pet clam named Tonsil, and he's got racing
>stripes.  And...Uh... I'm not dead.  Usually.  And...err..dammit,
>don't vote for me! I don't deserve it!!!  I'm nothing worthless I
>should be shot I don't even amount to a pile of spit and I'm just a
>little brown crawling thing in fact I don't even crawl and I'm just
>sitting on the ground and there isn't anything extraordinary about me
>Im just there and I'm rather inanimaite and certainly boring and I'm
>brown and dry and I'm dying I'M A WEED!  I'm just a little weed!!  A
>nothing, and I should shut up because I'm only showing people just how
>worthless and boring and brown and crawling and weed-like I am and
>they are not impressed and I'm just a little dork who sits here
>blabbering about how weedy I am and I don't even consider the fact
>that there might be people worse off than I am and I don't pay any
>attention to that and so I'm an uncaring egotistical weed and I should
>be shot and I'm just so pathetic I could die.
>
>
>Dan aka Vote for Jos: Lifetime Acheivment award! (Post-Mortem)
I cast all 3 of my votes for DAN!!!!
Oh wait, I already cast them for myself.
Sorry.

dave smurf Hey man, can I buy a bag of cheddar?
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now these massages
Date: 7 Oct 92 16:14:08 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates something?:
>In article <1992Oct2.144400.12871@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
>> In article <1992Oct1.205020.7102@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
[lotsa crap eaten by (dramatic pause) A TIGER!]
>>>>well..i guess...but don't point that thing at me.
>>>>What yer mean like this? (FWOOOSH!) oops. (big
>> 
>> It's alrigght, yyyou mised me angot my edtor
>> 
>>>>}>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>>>>}>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>>>>}>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>>>>}>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>>>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>>E Jams <=== No. I won't.just say no, I shall be forced to say....
>What will you be forced to say? Go ahead tell ME--you'd probably like
>to, wouldn't you? ====>>>Gina 

Well sure, but couldn't we go somewhere a bit more private?
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: No head in a bag ...
Date: 13 Oct 92 20:57:41 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

There's still time! Hurry! Cast your vote for SAINT!

He's bigger than a breadbox!!
He's got more raisins in every serving!
He's a qualified brain surgeon!
He doesn't make rash psychological evaluations without first obtaining
the patient's complete medical history!
He's NOT David Attenburrough!
He's NOT NOT the leader of the  People's Front of Judea!
He loves Wolf Nipple Chips (while they're hot, they're lovely)
He hasn't got shit all over him!
He owns his own gas cooker!

VOTE FOR SAINT!!!!!! FOR PRESIDENT OF A.F.M-P.!!!!!

He's got a wet spot on his leg!
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Friday, 2 Oct 1992 18:11:32 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now these massages
 <1992Oct1.205020.7102@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
 <1992Oct2.144400.12871@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>
 <1992Oct2.181643.28923@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>

[sound of over a hundred lines of text being shot in the head and
 squished with a 16 ton -- oof!


>>How dare you insinuate that a nobel member
>>of the profession of Law could ever do such
>>a thing.  I THINK IT'S HORRIBLE for you to say
>>such a <b-a-a-a>, oh well, excuse me then.
>All I could do was bang me little gavel.
>
>>>>}>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
>>>>}>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
>>>>}>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
>>>>}>}>this means war....
>>>>}>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
>>>>}>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
>>>>}>waterbaloons..
>>>>}Does that include my bazooka too? It looks like a waterbaloon from a
>distance.
>>>>well..i guess...but don't point that thing at me.
>>>>What yer mean like this? (FWOOOSH!) oops. (big
>>It's alrigght, yyyou mised me angot my edtor
>Poor Jester!!!
Don't worry. It's only his head, and he's got two mo'.

>
>>>>}>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>>>>}>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>>>>}>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>>>>}>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>>>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>>E Jams <=== No. I won't.just say no, I shall be forced to say....
>                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>E Jams <=== Orroit! who's bin messin' about wi' my aka???
>
Sal aka Lucky you have an aka! When I was a kid...
>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: deadly joke question
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 21:48:40 GMT

In article <1992Oct11.205925.9221@daimi.aau.dk> thravn@daimi.aau.dk (Thorbj|rn Ravn Andersen) writes:
>jprlarib@cs.ruu.nl (Jan Peter Laribij) writes:
>
>>Now, anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwiend
>>Biggus Dickus? - Monty Python
>
>
>Wasn't that Bwiggus Dickus?  I utterly utterly utterly failed to grasp the name
>of his wife.  Any sharp eared philosophers out there?
Incuntininia Buttocks.
Think about it.


dave smurf or did i dream it?




Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Voting
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 05:55:51 GMT

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:

>In article <BvpM3K.9CM@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
>} Well. as people seem to like this voting thingie.....
>} please mail me your top 3 choices for a.f.m-per of the year
>} 
>} and i will tabulate them and post the winner one week
>} from today.....you know me address......
>} jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu....

>My vote is for that nice purple person standing there in the corner, eating a  
>toasted Spam and cheese sandwich with Tang.  

I vote for Nomis, and its only partially becasuse 
he said he'd come out and seem me if I didn't

>Phil squig I don't want to vote in the mail...
Eccles aka I don't want to pretend i can type/
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: Get the comfy chair !
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:40:01 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY


In article <7OCT92.00184351@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
> In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet shaves the following into
> Ratboy's flea-infested fur:
>>In article <6OCT92.00455306@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>> In a forthcoming article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet summarizes Proust:
>>>>In article <3OCT92.21402079@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>>>> In a previous article, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) 
>>>>> foams at the mouth and falls over backwards:
>>>>>>>> **********************************************************************
>>>>>>>>* The views expressed in this article do not reflect the views of any  *
>>>>>>>>* organisation or person except my own.                                *
>>>>>>>>*                                                                      *
>>>>>>>>* "Did I ask too much, more than a lot?,                               *
>>>>>>>>* You gave me nothing, now that's all that I've got"  U2               *
>>>>>>>> **********************************************************************
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>Hmmm. The U2 quote seems rather relevent to this posting, I believe.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>Ratboy aka has nothing to say.
>>>>>>James <=== same here
>>>>> Well, if you held these views up to a mirror, they'd certainly reflect then,
>>>>> wouldn't they?  HA!!  You never thought of that, did you?  Well, You'd better
>>>>> think more carefully the next time you write one of those poxy disclaimers, 
>>>>> eh?
>>>>> 
>>>>> 					peace,
>>>>> 					Fievel
>>>>WEll now. Rat-bashing are we? What if I claimed to be ineligible to
>>>>claim the disclaimer that was claimed before I started to claim
>>>>disclaimers? What if I made sense every once in a while....
>>>>		Love and all that for those who need it....
>>>>			Gina
>>>>> 
>>> Pardon me, but it's my God-given right to bash rats if I want to!  
>>> BTW, according to my records, your policy states that no claim you ever
>>> make will be paid.
>>> 				piece,
>>> 				Fievel
>> 
>>Excuse me, Fievel, but I want to be the one to bash rats. I hear they
>>are actually very good in the late night hours...
>> 
>>So you found out that my claims might not be paid...That doesn't mean
>>I won't get paid, now does it.
>> 
>>Piece?!??  What, are you lonely? 
>>	What've you got to say NOW????>>>>>>>>>>>Gina 
> 
> Will you marry me?
> 		-Fievel

Mawiage. We have come together to join these two in wholy matwimoney. 
Sure, I'll marry you IF:
	1. You'll pay all my cliams that I might not pay. 
	2. I won't have to pay you for anything (though the rewards
	   for your sevices rendered will be abundant and pleasing).
	3. Rat-bashing and cat-crashing become Olympic Sports.
	4. You're as good everywhere else as you are on the computer.
		(And I do mean ***everywhere***  *wink, wink*)
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Henri Bergson?!
Date: 13 Oct 92 19:13:42 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet begs to differ:
>In article <1992Oct9.182256.21984@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>> jsarna@vax.clarku.edu makes several attempts to jump the Channel (without being bound at all):
>>>In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet leaps tall buildings in a single
>>>bound (depending, of course, on where she's bound):

>>>Gibbon's _Decline & Fall of the Roman Empire_ DELETED

>>>>>>Piece?!??  What, are you lonely? 
>>>>>>	What've you got to say NOW????>>>>>>>>>>>Gina 
>>>>> Will you marry me?
>>>>> 		-Fievel
>>>>Mawiage. We have come together to join these two in wholy matwimoney. 
>>>>Sure, I'll marry you IF:
>>>>	1. You'll pay all my cliams that I might not pay. 
>>>>	2. I won't have to pay you for anything (though the rewards
>>>>	   for your sevices rendered will be abundant and pleasing).
>>>>	3. Rat-bashing and cat-crashing become Olympic Sports.
>>>>	4. You're as good everywhere else as you are on the computer.
>>>>		(And I do mean ***everywhere***  *wink, wink*)
>> 
>>>I'm sorry, my dear, but my religion forbids me from giving money to cliams.
>>>			-Fievel
>> Could I just add that *my* religion allows me to give money to claims,
>> but forbids me from giving money to clams?
>> 
>> Mesaj <=== I didn't think so.
>Well, *your* religion must be the same as mine. And since I'm not clam
>(last time I heard, I was a wench)...what are you doing tonight?
That depends. How much will you give me for it?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: james@library.nrl.navy.mil (James King)
Subject: Re: Ratboy's Voter Call
Organization: NRL
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 11:52:39 GMT

In article <1992Oct15.061206.3834@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
>Subject: Re: Ratboy's Voter Call
>Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 06:12:06 GMT
>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>Gina says, on Ratboy's behalf (not to be confused with his a-half,
>>which he lost in the war):
>>
>>Everyone's hearing about Saint---Vote for Saint this, vote for Saint
>>that.
>>
>>Who really cares about a Saint when no one can be one?
>>Wouldn't you rather vote for someone who fits in, someone you can
>>	imitate with relative ease?
>>Wouldn't you rather vote for someone you can relate to on a
>>	**personal** level, at any time of the day or night (wink,
>>	wink.  nudge, nudge)?
>>Wouldn't you rather vote for someone with experience?
>>	(I didn't say at what, though)
>>
>>Wouldn't you rather vote for someone because a beautiful woman with
>>long blond hair and a curvy body seductively asked you to?
>>
>>Then vote for Ratboy!!!!!!!!  Ratboy!!!!!!!!	RATBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>*This message will be paid for by Ratboy, in a substantial way.*
>
>Gee. Thanks. I used all my campaign funds at Wicked Wanda's...
>
>Payment? All I got is hanky and a handful of mud...oh, and this dead parrot
>what bit my granny on the bum.
>
>Ratboy aka Gina's candidate.
	
Does this mean Gina is Ratboy's running MATE!  (NOD NOD WINK WINK)

-JAMES (SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT...    I GOT BETTER)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jprlarib@cs.ruu.nl (Jan Peter Laribij)
Subject: Re: deadly joke question
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 14:47:45 GMT
Organization: Utrecht University, Dept. of Computer Science

In <sprooney.718499564@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:


>>hi
>Hullo.
>
>>does anybody has the text of the deadly joke and can post it?
>>the only word i remember sounds like 'slottermaier'...
>
>Well that question isn't as interesting as the question 
>
>Wenn IST das nunsturk git und slottermeier? Ja! Beiherhund das oder
>die flipperwelt gersput!
 
hehehehahahahahaahaaahaaaahaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAHAAHAAAHAAAHAAH
AAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....  
					  AAAAARRGH!

                                                       <THUD!>


JP aka signatures are more fun!
--
Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass. A good bookshop is just a
genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. - Terry Pratchett
   "Help, I'm having space-time distortions in my room!"

Be Aware Of Rocket Blast - The Vanishing Point - Slammin' Sammy Miller

Now, anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwiend
Biggus Dickus? - Monty Python

Look very carefully, I will show this only once! - 'Allo 'Allo
-- 
Jan Peter Laribij, Student Computer Science. E-mail : jprlarib@praxis.cs.ruu.nl
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Friday, 2 Oct 1992 21:07:51 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: ROLL CALL

C'mon, guys! I was serious. I've only gotten 3 names from this list.
I know there are at least three more out there (and that's just me!).
I'd like to get this list going. If ya don't want your information
on the list, just give me your address and handle (to borrow a phrase).
The people (I assume) who have sent are:
(I made these names. You should recognize them if they are you.)

M. Caver
J. Clark
G. Offgb

Drop me a note. Or write it on a piece of spam and fart in my general
direction.

-- Sal "Records are my life." Desiano