HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jdickson@jato.jpl.nasa.gov (Jeff Dickson)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Michelle in LA (ap.7751)
Date: 14 Apr 92 18:34:27 GMT
Distribution: alt.personals
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory

In article <MENN.92Apr14085936@opus.ssc.gov> menn@opus.ssc.gov (Paul Menn) writes:
>
>
>Michelle,
>
>This is Paul in Dallas (ap.7106).  Write me at the address
>below if you like.
>
>	menn@opus.ssc.gov
>
>Later....    Paul
Michelle,

This is Jeff in Pasadena (ap.your.mama). Write me - I'm closer.

jdickson@zook.jpl.nasa.gov
From: margoli@watson.ibm.com (Larry Margolis)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: little 'e' needs HELP!
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:24:07 GMT
Reply-To: margoli@watson.ibm.com
Organization: The Village Waterbed
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM

In  <sf46kINNf04@agate.berkeley.edu>  epg@nature.berkeley.edu writes:
>
> HELP!  There's a blue meanie who is sending me nasty mail because he
> wants me to stop posting.

That's a blue meanie for you; can't stand to see anyone have any fun...

> He says no-one is interested in my personal
> life and that I am wasting net bandwith.

And a stupid blue meanie to boot; *everyone* is fascinated by your
personal life.  We want to hear more!  Please post blow-by-blow
(err, so to speak) descriptions of your dates!

> And he's even insulted me personally,
> saying that he wouldn't want me even if somebody paid him.

Well, don't take it personally; he probably couldn't get it up even
if someone paid him.

> The strangest thing is, that I once defended this meanie in one of my
> posts.

So, will you let us know who it is, or do we have to go digging back
through your posts to see who you defended?  :-)

> So I feel really abused and betrayed.

Aww - where can I kiss to make you feel better?

> I considered doing lots of nasty things to this meanie.
> But I decided that I will just ask for
> support from anybody who likes to read my silly posts.

Oh - OK, you want us all to do nasty things to him?  Sounds like fun!

> If you like my posts, please send a letter to me saying so.

Oh - that's not as much fun.

> "Support for little 'e' "  If you want to send me a flame, call it
> "Flame for little 'e' "

But what if we want to send you a flame for the blue meanie?  I want
to flame him to a crisp.  I don't like nasty blue meanies, but I love
crispy critters.  :-)

Larry Margolis, MARGOLI@YKTVMV (Bitnet), margoli@watson.IBM.com (Internet)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: cml69@cas.org (;A/5G)
Subject: LARRY SMITH Please read this......
Keywords: charges
Organization: Chemical Abstracts Service, Columbus, Ohio
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 04:01:57 GMT



    Larry,



       It doesn't look like we can mail each other anymore......unless
       the aliases are put back into use.  If you find another address
       that I can send mail to you on, please post it.  Take care!! :)




       Your buddy,


       Cinda
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: apaulos@cis.umassd.edu (A Paulo Silva)
Subject: test3
Organization: University of Massachusetts Dartmouth
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 19:55:32 GMT

just a test of the pervert comumucations group
From: ap.7433@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: anal & bj"s
Date: 9 Apr 92 00:46:45 GMT
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Any guys want to talk to me about about anal sex and blowjobs ??

any hot stories on this subject and how to do it ??

all responses welcome !! 
 
 

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From: rhoge1@esk (Robin Hoge)
Subject: Chess -J... Ok.
Organization: University of Tasmania at Launceston
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 92 00:12:46 GMT

   |---------------------------------------|   !=check mate #=check
  8| *R | *N | *B | *K | *Q | *B | *N | *K |    *ME   vs.     Jeff
   |---------------------------------------|   ---------------------
  7| *P |    | *P | *P | *P | *P | *P | *P |  1|*Pb7-b5  |2 |
   |---------------------------------------|  3|         |4 |
  6|    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |  5|         |6 |
   |---------------------------------------|  7|         |8 |
  5|    | *P |    |    |    |    |    |    |  9|         |10|
   |---------------------------------------| 11|         |12|
  4|    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    | 13|         |14|
   |---------------------------------------| 15|         |16|
  3|    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    | 17|         |18|
   |---------------------------------------| 19|         |20|
  2|  P |  P |  P |  P |  P |  P |  P |  P | 21|         |22|
   |---------------------------------------| 23|         |24|
  1|  R |  N |  B |  K |  Q |  B |  N |  R | 25|         |26|
   |---------------------------------------|
      a    b    c    d    e    f    g    h 

      Ok.
From: ace@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Donald Ace)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: ap.7147 reply where are you
Date: 16 Apr 92 17:44:28 GMT
Reply-To: ace@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Donald Ace)
Distribution: usa
Organization: Carderock Division, NSWC, Bethesda, MD

ap.7147 I have tried over and over to respond just could not
get through, please respond directly. would like to hear from
you again !
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: gayle@disk.uucp (Gayle)
Subject: Re: I want my bunny rabbit NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
Organization: Digital Information Systems of KY
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 17:24:11 GMT

ceblair@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Charles Blair) writes:

><CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>>    I once found the perfect bunny rabbit...
>>     But my bunny rabbit hopped away...

>   and kept on going... and going... and going...

Energize me ........................


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From: nichols@acf3.NYU.EDU (Ed Nichols)
Subject: Re: test
Organization: New York University
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 09:24:00 GMT

/* acf3:alt.personals / ap.7639@layout.Berkeley.EDU /  9:04 pm  Apr  8, 1992 */

test
 
 

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From: greg@pomona.claremont.edu (Tigger)
Subject: Re: MODERATOR PLEASE READ!!
Organization: Pomona College
Date: 16 Apr 92 14:42:16 PDT

> Whoa! Are you a sysadmin?

Yup.

> We have sysadmin's talking like this?

Yup.  Then again, I'm a sysadmin who rides a motorcycle and wears
a Mickey Mouse watch.  Make of that what you will...

Greg
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: tamm@cs.uwp.edu (Ernst Tamm)
Subject: Re: Real names
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Parkside
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 18:04:58 GMT

In article <shqe3INN41v@sixgun.East.Sun.COM> dcarter@supra.East.Sun.COM writes:
>It is nice to see, but I don't think I have seen one female post since 
>then. Maybe there were no women, and they were all posers.
>
>In article 12308@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu, lacey@kira.egr.msu.edu (Mark M. Lacey) writes:
>>Gosh, it's great to see some real names and real people in this group
>>for once, rather than a bunch of ap.####'s.
>>
          

	  Yeah, Mark.....it's kind of like when you lift up a garbage 
	  dumpster...all the rats scatter....someone wrote that yes-
	  terday.......I love the analogy ! ! ! ! !

						 -Ernie Tamm
						 tamm@cs.uwp.edu
From: ap.5991@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: sex male anal/ bj's
Date: 9 Apr 92 00:48:17 GMT
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  Bored....anyone there  to talk about anal and bj sex...the how and

stories if any ???   I am male ...

thanks

 
 

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From: gen0103@husky1.stmarys.ca
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: The Trial of little 'e' - Part I
Date: 16 Apr 92 13:57:57 GMT
Organization: St. Mary's University, Halifax, N.S., Canada

>>>
>>>Well, if you *insist* on pressing charges, I think we'd better have
>>>a net trial.  So, anyone want to volunteer for jury duty, [...]
>>
>>
>>What if we have a hung jury?
> 
> Now that's MY job to see how well everyone is hung... =)
> 
> amy
> -- 

 So where does the line start for the test, your place or mine????

                                                 -----stephen---
From: catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Catherine Manry)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: talk....
Date: 15 Apr 92 22:32:21 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45655

Hello...


I want to thank all of you who responded to my wanting to
talk to someone....I never have gotten so much mail in
my life....holy cow....I would stay on and talk but I have
an exam in an hour and I have to run home and eat dinner....
I promise to respond to the mail as soon as I get a chance..
which looks like after my exam....thanks so much guys...
talk to you later....

Catherine

catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu
From: ap.1020@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: A Happy!
Followup-To: poster
Date: 10 Apr 1992 09:31:18 GMT
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There's no future in time travel
 
 

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From: add@newshub.sdsu.edu (James D. Murray)
Subject: DWM seeking F in the Orange County, CA area
Organization: San Diego State University, College of Sciences
Distribution: ca
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 15:52:07 GMT

If you are female of any age/race, live in the Orange County area
of Southern California, and you are looking for intimate male companionship,
either monogamous or just for a while, then send me some email and let's
meet.

I'm a divorced white male, 28, 5' 8", 165 lbs., dark hair, hazel eyes, with a
short, reddish beard and fair skin.  Generally speaking I'm average looking
with nice eyes.  I live in the Anaheim area.  As you might have guessed I 
use computers for a living, but do many other things.
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From: ap.7885@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: SEATTLE.   couple sought?
Date: 9 Apr 92 00:53:05 GMT
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I am in Seattle, and have thought about finding a couple
who I might spend some time with.

write and tell me if you have thought about this.  I am female...
 
 

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From: jhuth@vax.clarku.edu
Subject: Young guys with virgin assholes
Organization: Clark University
Date: 12 APR 92 23:07:02 GMT

Listen you sick fag. You should be locked up for something like that. Locked up in a jail naked so a real man like myself can show you the true meaning of anal orgasm.....no vasaline!!!!!  But, you must have a shaved asshole!
From: epg@nature.berkeley.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Fantasies dipped in chocolate
Date: 6 Apr 92 20:42:18 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.rqd3aINN4rs
Organization: U.C.B.
NNTP-Posting-Host: nature.berkeley.edu

In article <rid7uINNapl@agate.berkeley.edu> ap.7590@layout.Berkeley.EDU writes:
>What is the correct amount of time since 
>the last time you had sex to totally be
>considered for a nunnery?  I personally feel
>I am ready, even if I am Jewish!

Why do you want to go to a nunnery, are you into boring virgins?

I'd much rather go to a winery or brewery.  But most of all, a chocolate
factory.  Would anybody like to take a dip with me in a giant vat of
chocolate?

And has anyone figured out how to send me bon bons by e-mail?

Guess it's time for my weekly pilgrimage to Ghiardelli Square.

*Because I was endowed with a mind, heart and soul,
I enjoy everything in life.*

just me,

little 'e'
From: cecilw@access.isc-br.com (Cecil Williams)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Hijack's from Mars?
Date: 16 Apr 92 23:57:53 GMT
Organization: ISC

> hijack@uunet.uu.net writes:
> I have left message on this net but for a few poeple.  No one talks to 
> me through the mail.  I want to talk to someone who sure a common 
> interest like looking for friendship with a possible extra.  I tried 
> of no one writing me.  I'm nice person and can be fun to go out to.  I 
> know that net reaches far away from omaha, nebraska.  I want to move 
> away but I want to have somebody tell about what town move to.  I 
> guess that no one inerest in meeting through net to possible meet in 
> person or talk over the phone.  If you are interested in this then 
> leave some mail to me and I'll send you a private message about me and 
> what I would like to have in a man.

Is it just me, or does anyone else suspect that this "hijacker" person
is actually an alien life form, feebly attempting to infiltrate the 
planet??? Perhaps we should build a great wall around Omahaha, in
an effort to contain the invasion!


As always,
Jez'me
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: cfg@cray.com (Cindy F. Glass)
Subject: Re: The Trial of little 'e' - Part I
Keywords: charges
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:43:15 CDT

In article <1992Apr15.093557.11752@ultra.com> spetter@ultra.com (Scott Spetter) writes:
>
>Well, if you *insist* on pressing charges, I think we'd better have
>a net trial.  So, anyone want to volunteer for jury duty, for the
>
>		....................................
>
>			TRIAL OF little 'e'
>
>		....................................
>
>
>Question for little 'e' - would you care to enter a plea?
>
>Come on folks - we need lawyers for the defense, a DA, court
>reporters, and witnesses.  Sign right up.  This one is going
>to be a doozey!
>
>
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I will defend "little 'e'"!  (Against the other two defense lawyers!)

  Cindy
From: v026ltr5@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Monty)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: The Trial of little 'e' - Part I
Keywords: charges
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:31:00 GMT
Article-I.D.: acsu.1992Apr15.143210.2640
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Apr15.142118.2173@acsu.buffalo.edu>,
swann@acsu.buffalo.edu (Stephen Swann) writes...
>>Come on folks - we need lawyers for the defense, a DA, court
>>reporters, and witnesses.  Sign right up.  This one is going
>>to be a doozey!

Mr. Mason for the defendant! I'd like to put in an insanity
plea. That's for me. I'll talk to my client later.

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
{  For God so loved the world, that He gave  | Matthew P. Mason        }
{  his only begotten Son, that whosoever     | SUNY Buffalo Law School }
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From: epg@nature.berkeley.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: to Bon.bon from little 'e' (again)
Date: 11 Apr 92 23:50:50 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.s7u0qINNmqh
Organization: U.C.B.
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Ce n'est pas comme tu as dit.  I will still be here.  And you can still
find me.  And I will always think of you, my sweet and luscious Bon.bon. 
But if you choose to leave <me> for another, then I can do nothing but
bid you adieu.

Just remember, there is no end to Fantasies Dipped in Chocolate, and the
nights will always be scented of cocoa.

Just me,

little 'e'
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Hot .gifs Wanted
From: news@massey.ac.nz (USENET News System)
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 01:15:28 GMT
Organization: Massey University

In article <s04ruINNopi@agate.berkeley.edu> ap.4716@layout.Berkeley.EDU writes:

>If you know of any sites that allow access via anonymous ftp and contain
>HOT
>STEAMY .gifs of ANY KIND,
>please mail me!

>DO NOT MAIL .gifs!  They wont translate via mail on my machine.  Only
>sites.

>Many thanks in anticipation,
>MR X-R

> 
> 

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Hey, I would be interested in the same information...My ap number is 5174...
Thanks
From: bufort@remus.rutgers.edu (Anthony Bufort)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: R.Rosenberg
Date: 11 Apr 92 00:59:03 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.


Subject: To R. Rosenberg!

(To: R. Rosenberg)

Hi!  I tried to send you this before, but for some reason, it didn't work.

--

I saw your ad on alt.personals!  You sound really excited about
using these computers!  

I was wondering - do you know someone named Marla Rubenstein by any
chance?  I've been emailing her (even sent her a real letter), and I've
heard nothing from her.

Thanks,

Tony.

p.s. - Feel free to write to me anytime!  I'm always up for good
conversation. (Stats: 21 years old, college senior [philosophy major],
wavy black hair, brown eyes, 150 lbs.)
From: bbrenner@oread.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: to reach ap 3817 ...
Date: 14 Apr 92 21:11:48 GMT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Serces

All of those who were corresponding with ap.3817 can now reach me at
"bbrenner@oread.cc.ukans.edu" 

Hope to hear from you soon.
B
From: ap.5991@layout.Berkeley.EDU
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Subject: crossdressing
Date: 9 Apr 92 00:47:52 GMT
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  Interested in talking to people who crosdress as females and wish to
know how and were they buy clothes without most anyone knowing..
hope to hear from some body ...details on shaving also would help

thanks 

 
 

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From: gregb@manufing.dell.com (Gregory E. Blume)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: TESTING!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 13 Apr 92 18:49:27 GMT
Organization: Dell Computer Corporation


TESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: sandi@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Sandra L Naylor)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: DWF seeks friendship/more?
Date: 7 Apr 92 20:36:05 GMT
Article-I.D.: uwm.1992Apr7.203605.4654
Distribution: wi
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Originator: sandi@csd4.csd.uwm.edu

I am a Christian female seeking a possible relationship.  I have 2
children, 1 dog and live in the Jackson area.  If you are interested,
please send mail to sandi@csd4.csd.uwm.edu

Bye for now
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: aahz@netcom.com (Aahzmandius)
Subject: Re: The Trial of little 'e' - Part I
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 06:21:14 GMT
Organization: Bill 'n' Opus for Prez
Keywords: charges

In article <1992Apr15.215807.14429@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> amy young <alyoung@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>In article <1992Apr15.113322.25882@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Scott Hibbetts <scotth@copper.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>>In article <1992Apr15.093557.11752@ultra.com> spetter@ultra.com (Scott Spetter) writes:
>>>
>>>Well, if you *insist* on pressing charges, I think we'd better have
>>>a net trial.  So, anyone want to volunteer for jury duty, [...]
>>
>>What if we have a hung jury?
>
>Now that's MY job to see how well everyone is hung... =)

"My, those speakers are well-hung."



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From: cshelly@vax.clarku.edu
Subject: HAPPY PEOPLE
Organization: Clark University
Date: 11 APR 92 21:03:35 GMT

Hey,I'm happy and I'm at Clark.  It just must be the positive environment       (Yeah, right)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude)
Subject: little 'e' & L. Margolis
Organization: WHAT?
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 15:00:59 GMT

	Hello, Paul. You have reached Puter Services. I will try my
best to answer any question of life for you... Fire away...
 ap.3465@layout.Berkeley.EDU orders a Bud Dry and asks...
>Do either of these guys have a life?
	Yes, they both do. We realize that Larry is an android, yet
by the definition "I think, therefore I am." he has a life. Next... 
> I seems that every other post is by
>one of these two.  Are they addicted to the net? 
	Yes. As we speak, they are in a rehab center, complete with 
UNIX terminals that are connected to this net. The doctors feel 
that they can slowly take them away from this addiction with a new
patch called "NetDerm-NOT!"... Next...
>  Not only does it take time to
>put the post up but how much time do they spend thinking up the garbage that
>they post? 
	We did a dtudy here at Puter Services, and we found that it
took even less time for them to post their garbage then it did for
you to think up and post your garbage. Oh, damn. Todays's garbage day,
and I forgot to take out the trash! Rats!... Next...
> Do they do it at work?
	That's a VERY PERSONAL question. Do you find time and a willing
partner to "do it" at work, or do you take matters into your own hands?
To answer your question, yes, they are being paid for this. It's a very
lucrative career. 
	Paul, we here at Puter Services (SexySec and I) thank you for
asking such enlightening and thought-provoking questions. For our fee,
please send $836,295.95 to...
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