From: karttu@mits.mdata.fi (Antti Karttunen)
Subject: Bratwurst und Wiener, straight from Nepal. (was: CAU$E$ OF WAR$)
Organization: MITS, Helsinki, Finland
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 00:18:15 GMT
Followup-To: Use.your.imagination!
Summary: Mind your dignity.
Keywords: Pork, Buff, Mutton or Chicken

In article <1992Sep30.181548.20790@odin.corp.sgi.com> zursch@whizkid.wpd.sgi.com (Jeffrey B. Zurschmeide) writes in soc.history:
>
>I suggest you line your hat with tin foil to suppress the mind
>control messages from the orbiting satellites of the
>Trilateralist-Illuminati-Zionist-Conspiracy.
>
>Drink only distilled water, and eat only uncooked dry lentils purchased from
>immigrant grocers from Nepal. (That airplane crash was NO ACCIDENT! Those
>lentils are the ONLY SAFE FOOD!)
>

No, not lentils, but sausages. Read on...

 
                A NEW TREND IN EATING HABIT
                         HOT DOGS
                         Made  by
                      NEPAL SAUSAGE,
           The only factory that gives you dignity.
  
 
    "It (Nepal Sausage) is as good as German Sausage"
                        Prof. Dr. Haffner, Germany
 
    "We have seen the (Buffalo) Slaughtering in Kathmandu. It
     is unbelievable to see a Sausage Factory which is just like
     in Germany in the Midst of Kathmandu. The Sausage (Wiener)
     tastes exactly like in Germany. No difference."
                        Herr U. Frau Harmes, Germany
 
    "It is exciting to find Sausage in Nepal which tastes like in
     Germany, even better, I think."
                        Dr. Pohle, Germany
 
 
    DON'T SUFFER OUT OF IGNORANCE
 
    Pork meat is delicious. But there is high risk of "Trichinis"
    (a parasite seen only under microscope) found in pork. Many
    cases of "Trichinosis" some fatal, have been reported in Nepal.
    In developed countries "Trichini-examination" of pork meat is
    compulsory. Only pork meat free of "Trichini" is allowed for
    sale. The State takes the social responsibility and undertakes
    such "Trichini-examination" in state slaughter-houses. In Nepal,
    the Nepal Sausage Factory takes the social responsibility and
    undertakes "Trichini-examination" and gives you 100 per cent
    safe pork meat delicacies. It is the only one in South Asia.
    Be it Pork, Buff, Mutton or Chicken we give you only the
    impeccable quality (safe & best).
    WE DON'T GAMBLE WITH YOUR HEALTH. And we tell you - if you love
    life DON'T GAMBLE WITH YOUR HEALTH.
 
 
    NEPAL SAUSAGE FACTORY - THE 21st CENTURY IMAGE OF NEPAL
 
    Nepal Sausage Factory P.Ltd. was established in 1988 with an
    investment of over Rs. 3,000,000.
    Registered with Industry Department and Nepal Food Research
    Laboratory. The NIDC has supported this pioneering project with
    loan assistance. Production room has over 1500 Sq.Ft. with modern
    machineries and equipments from Germany (West), with modern
    slaughter-house (_the only one in Nepal_). All under one roof.
    The meat technician is trained in theory and practice in
    Germany (West) and lived several years in Germany (West).
 
 
    DON'T STAY WHERE YOU ARE. MOVE FORWARD
 
    Animals are slaughtered in the filthiest places. Meat without
    contamination is an impossibility. "Most disgusting" wrote
    Dr. Adarsha Pradhan in his investigative report. You would be
    the victim of serious diseases like infectious hepatitis
    (jaundice), typhoid, cholera, amoebic dysentery if you are
    careless in handling and cooking the contaminated meat in your
    household. Tapeworm is another health hazard.
    DON'T SELL OFF YOUR DIGNITY TO BUY MEAT.
    Nepal Sausage gives you dignity and health to your family.
    That is why "people with dignity choose Nepal Sausage".
    SICKNESS IS EXPENSIVE AND DEPRESSIVE. STAY HEALTHY.
 
 
    SAUSAGE MAKING IS NOT A CHEESEWALK
 
    Meat is the most contamination-prone food item. Once
    contaminated remains contaminated. Healthy animals, clean
    modern slaughter-house with potable drinking water give you
    meat that is "fit for human consumption".
    Only the Nepal Sausage Factory has such facilities. Only the
    Nepal Sausage Factory has a meat technician who knows all
    about meat backed by Rs. 3,000,000 investment. WE DON'T GAMBLE
    WITH YOUR HEALTH. Ask for Nepal Sausage by name. The name
    trusted by thousands and thousands of people from the developed
    countries of the world. YOUR HEALTH IS MORE THAN JUST A MATTER
    OF TASTE. THAT IS WHY. NEPAL SAUSAGE.
 
 
    CHILDREN CANNOT GROW WITHOUT PROTEIN
 
    Only protein builds the body. From protein comes the energy
    to be active - physically and mentality. Meat is the largest
    protein giver. GIVE YOUR CHILDREN THE NEPAL SAUSAGE. ALL
    CHILDREN LOVE NEPAL SAUSAGE. IT IS DELICIOUS, IT'S 100% SAFE.
    IT'S PURE MEAT+EXOTIC SPICES.
 
 
    WHICH IS CHEAP ? WHICH IS EXPENSIVE ?
 
    30 Paisa worth wheat flour sold for Rs. 2.00 as bread ?
    60 Paisa worth wheat flour sold for Rs. 8.00 as instant
    noodles ?
    50 Paisa worth clean hygienic meat sold for Rs. 1.25 as
    Nepal Sausage ?
 
 
    ONE SAUSAGE MANY WAYS TO EAT
 
    HOT DOG (WIENER) SAUSAGE
    COCKTAIL SAUSAGE
    GARLIC SAUSAGE (DEBRE)
    Just one minute dip in hot water and eat with mustard paste
    and bread the German way. Or if you like the American way,
    grill in the frying pan and eat with tomato ketchup and bread.
    Or if you like the Nepalese way, make slices and mix them with
    vegetable curry or 'dal' and eat with rice. The whole family
    will say 'why the Nepal Sausage people did not tell us before ?'
 
    GRILL SAUSAGE (BANGER)
    GERMAN BRATWURST
    Grill in charcoal fire or in frying pan.
    Eat it with mustard paste and bread the German way. Real German
    way - Bratwurst mit Bier! Das ist doch klar!! Or if you like
    the Nepalese way, make slices and mix them with vegetable curry
    or 'dal' and eat with rice. With tomato 'achar' tastes it superb.
 
    GERMAN FOOD IN NEPALESE KITCHEN.
    When you are DOWN and OUT and have no mood to warm the water
    you can eat it cold as well.
    Springroll with mutton wiener cut into small pieces mixed with
    other vegetables make the most delicious springroll that you
    have ever eaten. Eating is believing!
    JUST ONE MINUTE. You have the most delicious meat product in
    your hand. Without cooking! You save time. You save money.
    You save your health.
 
 
    DON'T GAMBLE WITH YOUR HEALTH
 
    Ask for Nepal Sausage by name at the following and other
    respectable cold stores:-
      Salesroom at Thamel, Sanchayakosh Bldg.
      Blue Bird, Tripureswor & Lazimpat,
      Nanglo Bazar, Ramshahpath
      Lazimpat Cold Store, Lazimpat.
    PATAN:
      Man bhavan, Jawalakhel-Lagankhel Rd.
      Uttam's Provision Store,
      Opp. St. Mary's School, Jawalakhel.
  
 
>Sincerely,
>
>JZ 

Deliciously,
--
Antti Karttunen / karttu@mits.mdata.fi / $B%"%s%C%F%#!!%+%k%C%H%%%M%s(J
 ++ Think positively, ota olvia, and vote YES!