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From: rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
Subject: Re: Annoyances large and small
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 10:34:18 GMT

ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara) writes:

>rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
>> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>> 
>> >Folks I think we officially have a 'Rickism'!  Now anyone who discribe
>> >Blade or my reputations as being as pure a snow driven through by rush
>> >hour traffic must pay Rick a royalty to be determine at a future
>> >date...
>> 
>> Hey. Hey!!  HEY!!!!!
>> I might just get very mad here!!!!!
>> 
>> Just check the name at the top!!!!
>> 
>> Who first referred to rip and Blade by such a description??????
>> 
>> I'm not letting RickI off with *my* royalties

>Actually rip has boast of his "heart pure as driven snow" a long time
>before you arrive in this land. One of the first thing that I posted
>was to comment on that. Driven snow as in snow that is driven through
>by cars, garbage trucks or something similar in nature to your comment. 
>And since I'm here in this land before you sprinkle your Bytes, well...
>first come first serve I guess.

OK, OK, You win that one RickI !! :-)

Guess that makes us 1-1.  :-)

Ross
Official Personal Bodyguard to Lis, the Good Romantic Witch
***********************************************************
Ignore the from line: I'm really at rwm@stan.xx.swin.oz.au
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From: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter)
Subject: Re: worried...
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 21:58:19 GMT

ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) shares: 
>jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter) gives it away:
                                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hee hee hee :)

>Well, you deserve it all the time, sweetest. I am gonna take off work
>two days and make sure you stay in bed so you heal correctly too after
>the op.

*sigh*  How'd you get so good?


>That??!!! That little annoyance? AHRGGHH!!!...oh, excuse me, I just
>straightened my leg. Don't pay it no nevermind..I try not to. Way I
>look at it is if I baby myself it will hurt more. If I do what I can
>and exercise whatever hurts then it gets better quicker. As long as I
>don't overdo things.

The only problem with that is it hurts me to see you wince when you are
carrying in the wood.  :(


>>Does that make sense?
>
>I'll ask my sense-ei.

Ok.....*confused look*


>Shucks, and I was going to try to get a rumor to the contrary going,
>sweetlips.

Now darlin', why would you want to do that?  So all the women would start
propositioning you again?  Hummmmm????

I already told you that I emailed the entire female population of netland
and told them it was over, the best was gone, tough luck.  Do I have to resort
to more extreme tactics?


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Julie Salter<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
            President, Romantic Fire Association
  Wife of the Official Fireside Sex Advisor..AKA: Steven Salter
"Look into my eyes...you will see....what you mean to me......"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>email: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: The grindin' of hips
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 15:29:00 GMT

 "-=[SLS]=-" <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> bumps and grinds...

>Well, I TOLD you to wear the crotchless teddies and you wouldn't!!!
>Bad boy's get spanked you know. *stern look*
>
>I don't need futuristic picene grabbers to catch you, Bladelicious! I
>just need to make obscene humping motions with  my hips.

	(Puter starts to have SERIOUS flashbacks of the 43 times he
went to see Rocky Horror Picture Show for $1.02 on Friday night)

EVERYBODY sing...

Let's do the Time Warp again!!!

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
There is a solution to every problem; the only difficulty is finding it.
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
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Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 20:56:18 -0500 
From: Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: worried...
	<BxKBKw.Lo4@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>

ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) writes:
> rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) quips:
> >ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) is concerned:
> >>      ... it is 5:30 pm, Tuesday the 10th of November. I am worried.
> >>Julie just said "I hope someday you have a severe injury of some
> >>kind..."
> >
> >Ah yes - is there no end to the deviousness of this lady....
> 
> Hold it, hold it, hold it! Let's not talk about her end...it's kinda
> personal.

But what an end! *wink*

RickI, the RoadRunner
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From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: The streak
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 19:01:51 GMT

 rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) "rip"s his clothes off...
> rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:

>>I'm sure it runs in the family....
>
>More like streaks.... or are you too young to remember that prideful
>time in US history? 'lookitdat lookitdat!'

DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!!...    (but it was too late)

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
In politics, what begins in fear usually ends in folly.		-- Coleridge
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From: rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
Subject: Re: Annoyances large and small
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 92 09:40:36 GMT

rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:

>rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
>>
>>Pure as the driven snow....???
>>
>>What - pure as snow that the peak hour traffic has driven through... :-)
>>
>>Ross
>>Official Personal Bodyguard to Lis, the Good Romantic Witch

>Ross, Ross, Ross!  Get with the program man!  We are in the nuclear
>age!  I was think more like snow driven by the wind through a toxic
>nuclear waste dump!  I mean you could say that we *are* mutants!

Ah... no - I'm not falling for that one.. :-)
I've already read the para following..
If you are Lis's big bro, then you must be wonderful too... :-)
I'm sure it runs in the family....

*Cough, Cough, splutter*
*Ross's nose just grows six inches*

Seeing as we don't even have toxic waste dumps down here in OZ - I wouldn't
know.  (We don't actually have snow, usually)

>And just because you are a bodyguard, don't think your too big to
>get turned over my knee young man!  You may be Lis's bodyguard, but I
>am her BigBro!

Really?? You'd do that to me?? *Ross laughs in excitement*

No - No!!!  I'll wait for the ladies.
If I let you do that to me, you'll have in me crotchless silk
panties with Blade and Steve before I know where I am....

And how could I protect Lis like a man then????

(I'd rather see her in them.... *Grin*)

Think I'll get out now.... :-)

Ross
Official Personal Bodyguard to Lis, the Good Romantic Witch
***********************************************************
Ignore the from line: I'm really at rwm@stan.xx.swin.oz.au
From: pm3_norr@csd.uwe.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: The grindin' of hips
Date: 10 Nov 92 21:52:42 GMT
Organization: University of the West of England, Bristol


}puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) reminds me:
}>	(Puter starts to have SERIOUS flashbacks of the 43 times he
}>went to see Rocky Horror Picture Show for $1.02 on Friday night)

[singalong on adjacent thread...]

And Steve admits:
}Ha!! Julie and I just saw that for the first time ( and Lis also) last weekend

The *first* time?

Hey folks, a neophyte!

}It was great! At least parts of it were. I LOVED the first scene with Frankie.

Why does this not surprise me?

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle
==============================
"Would you like Julie to see you like - this?"
-- 
Remember.  A Dragon is for life.
Not just for Hogswatchnight.
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From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Emily is barefoot!!!
Keywords: Needed: One rubber fryin' pan
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 18:18:35 GMT

 smccoy@dw3g.ess.harris.com (Scott McCoy) lovingly edits...

>|> puter puts out:

	SCOTT!!! Don't let this get out! If PuterGal sees this... why,
she'll grab a fryin' pan and...

			* B O N K *

dkxcmtfri,  ,iodkcexrm

	(Puter's head hits the keyboard while there is a female, sexy,
maniacal laugh in the background...)

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely
overwhelm me.						-- Ashleigh Brilliant
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From: johnsons@cheshire.oxy.edu (Sarah Curtis Johnson)
Subject: Re: Letter from a vacation...
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 04:42:52 GMT

In article <BxIww8.HuB@news.cso.uiuc.edu> boatman@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu (Todd Boatman) writes:
>Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>
>>Todd, Our Private Investor gives:
>>> prauda@dol-guldur.hut.fi (Kristiina Prauda) writes:
>>>***********lots of things deleted************ 
>>> Lots of *cheery hugs* Kristiina!
>
>>This is a new one. Cherry hugs!
>
>>RickI, the RoadRunner
>>Wondering what a cherry hugs looks like
>
>
>You silly bird, CHEERY not CHERRY!  Everyone here knows that 
>STRAWBERRIES are the only fruit allowed in the RFA.
  
Hey, we here in the RFA don't discriminate against any fruits...we just 
acknowledge that Strawberries are the *best* fruits!!  (Not to toot my own 
horn...*strawberrygrins*) 

>...unless
>you count Chocolate strawberries. 

Of *course* we count chocolate strawberries...don't we?  I mean, they *are*
the best kind of fruit...;)

> Hmmmm....I wonder if you
>could have a chocolate covered strawberry with a cherry 
>on top (*wicked grin*).
 
Well, you really can't improve much on perfection, but hey, why not?  I mean,
what ever floats yer boat...(hehehe)

>Todd,
>The Official Detective of the RFA
>boatman@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu
>

*STRAWBERRYHUGS*
-Sarah
Official Strawberry of the RFA
(feeling *much* better...finally!  :)  

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From: regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY)
Subject: Re: Dancing in CA
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: San Diego State University - Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 20:18:00 GMT

In article <92314.46914.NE0152@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM>, NE0152@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM               writes...
>------------------------- Original Article -------------------------
>Path: iscnvx!netcomsv!decwrl!spool.mu.edu!tulane!ukma!asuvax!asuacad!azlmh
>Organization: Arizona State University
>Date: Sunday, 8 Nov 1992 20:59:16 MST
>From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
>Message-ID: <92313.205916AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
>Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
>Subject:    Dancing in CA
>Lines: 12
> 
>  Anyone up for a little contest? *innocent look*  I don't really dance
>a lot, but we can see who lasts the longest.  The only given rule, is that
>it does not count if your partner is too tired to dance (you can't be
>responsible for someone else.) As long as your still willing to dance.
>It doesn't matter if you dance well or not, because everyone dances
>differently.  Any takers??  *smile*
> 
>Or, would anybody be interested in just dancing.  I love to dance, but
>I usually tire my partner out.  *--smile--*
> 
> 
>Lisa
>Lady Elizabeth/Ariel
> 
> 
>Sounds good to me ! I don't dance , but i've always wanted to sell
>Pop Corn !! Can I have the Pop Corn concession right ?
>Please!,Oh Please
>On bended knees,or prostrate form,
>I beg of thee.
>The right to POP ,at the HOP
> 
>Now, is that romantic ,or what !
> 
>   THE Q

<The ARC-LIT awakens from dreams of vampyres, were-creatures, and other fun 
Children of the Night ...>

Dancing?? *grin*
Count me in ... but it better not be only mushy stuff!
Throw in some industrial!  Play 'Sesame's Treat', by the Smart Ez!  And top 
it all off with a bodacious brew of U2, Morrissey, and grunge!  Pearl Jam 
rules! *big grin*

<The ARC-LIT starts moshing to Romeo Void's 'Never Say Never' ...>

---<--<-{@ | "I believe that before all else, I am a reasonable human being,
Elizabeth  | just as you are -- or, at all events, that I must try and 
	   | become one." _A Doll's House_, Henrik Ibsen
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From: pjd@hpespjd.fc.hp.com (Paul Dorweiler)
Subject: Re: Space Cadets!  episode 16
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 23:52:41 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Company, Fort Collins, CO
Keywords: gravity, man, gravity...

In article <BxK34C.7L0@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu>, mtompset@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Mark Tompsett) writes:
|>><Fan note: due to the fact I was gone for a wedding last weekend, and Ender
|>> will soon be gone on vacation for awhile, this may or may not be the last SC
|>> episode until almost the end of November.  --pjd>
|> 
|> What do you expect us to do in the mean time? BE PRODUCTIVE?! STUDY?! WORK?!
|> Are you out of your mind? I'm not sure I can last that long with SC!!!!
|> :)

Uh, well, you could:

1) drink lots of beer and never realize the time passed,  (CHUG!)
2) watch Northern Exposure,
3) read lots of Orson Scott Card or Piers Anthony novels,
4) play a ton of Super Nintendo games,
5) forget Ender and I ever wrote the series,
6) watch lots and lots of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 while consuming large
   quantities of consumables...

or my personal preference:

7) play muchas-smuchas with your SO (yeah, right, like I'm ever gonna find one
   again.....)

       000   000
       0 0   0 0
       000 I 000
           I             <- for those who missed the sarcasm!
          III     
      (         )
       ((     ))
         (()))

Dohram
Official Hobbes of the RFA, Dennis Mukai gallery owner
(and eternal bachelor... not necessarily by choice, for those who've asked)

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Paul Dorweiler  (Dohram) | Hobbes: "I don't know.  What did it sound like?"
pjd@hpespjd.fc.hp.com    | Calvin: "Sort of like breathing and drooling and
Hewlett-Packard Company  |          ripping the meat off human bones!"    
Fort Collins, CO         | Both:   "YAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
From: epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Mary)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: My turn!!!
Date: 11 Nov 92 19:49:08 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Statistics Department

In article <1992Nov11.101631.22000@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> 
rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
>Happy Birthday to You
>Happy Birthday to You
>Happy Birthday Dear GEMR
>Happy Birthday to You
>*GEMR wipes the tears (of pain) away*

Make that:
*GEMR wipes the tears (of joy) away*

Ross, I want to thank you (and everyone else who has sent wishes my
way).

*HUG*
Mary/GEMR
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From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: worried...
Organization: OFSA
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 22:51:26 GMT


	... it is 5:30 pm, Tuesday the 10th of November. I am worried.
Julie just said "I hope someday you have a severe injury of some
kind..."
From: pm3_norr@csd.uwe.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: What? What Haven't You 'Told' Me?
Keywords: All right..OUT WITH IT
Date: 10 Nov 92 22:05:19 GMT
Organization: University of the West of England, Bristol


}Rip  attempts humor:
}>rip(Montezuma's revenge!!)

Mercy!  Please - don't you realise that there will be innocent civilians at 
the boink.

}Fair warning, there will be *no* singing of the Marine's Hymn at the
}TygerBoink, Rip...remember what Blade did at the last McDonald's hmmm?

Thank god we've got somebody trying to keep order.

}If we get 87 people singing the Marine's Hymn, I think Blade, Drieux,
}Diana and I may go find our *own* party...*grin*

And you can add me to that list.

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle
==============================
"California here I come!"

Mind you - 87 people singing the Ferret Song.....
-- 
Remember.  A Dragon is for life.
Not just for Hogswatchnight.
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From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Annoyances large and small
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 15:28:09 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.094036.20966@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
>rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>
>>rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
>>>
>>>Pure as the driven snow....???
>>>
>>>What - pure as snow that the peak hour traffic has driven through... :-)
>>>
>>>Ross
>>>Official Personal Bodyguard to Lis, the Good Romantic Witch
>
>>Ross, Ross, Ross!  Get with the program man!  We are in the nuclear
>>age!  I was think more like snow driven by the wind through a toxic
>>nuclear waste dump!  I mean you could say that we *are* mutants!
>
>Ah... no - I'm not falling for that one.. :-)
>I've already read the para following..
>If you are Lis's big bro, then you must be wonderful too... :-)
>I'm sure it runs in the family....

More like streaks.... or are you too young to remember that prideful
time in US history? 'lookitdat lookitdat!'

>*Cough, Cough, splutter*
>*Ross's nose just grows six inches*

That is a very usefull trait to have!  'I love you, I hate you!'

>Seeing as we don't even have toxic waste dumps down here in OZ - I wouldn't
>know.  (We don't actually have snow, usually)

Do to!  I saw the movie!  But it only snows on poppies...

>>And just because you are a bodyguard, don't think your too big to
>>get turned over my knee young man!  You may be Lis's bodyguard, but I
>>am her BigBro!
>
>Really?? You'd do that to me?? *Ross laughs in excitement*

Sure!  Why not!  I'll make sure to bring the really *big* paddle!  The
one with the holes in it to cut down on wind resistance!

>No - No!!!  I'll wait for the ladies.

Bets? Brewhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

>If I let you do that to me, you'll have in me crotchless silk
>panties with Blade and Steve before I know where I am....

And you have a problem with that?  You'll find I am a very strict,
but kink Master...

>And how could I protect Lis like a man then????

Oh, trust me, you'll be *more* of a man when I get done with you!

>(I'd rather see her in them.... *Grin*)

I think we can agree on that, but you know how ugly rumors of inncest
can be, I know *I* sure do!!

>Think I'll get out now.... :-)

Why?  Getting warm?
-- 
Why bother building any more nuclear warheads until we use the ones we
have?
From: ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Hi again...: )
Date: 10 Nov 92 17:28:42 GMT
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

johnsons@cheshire.oxy.edu (Sarah Curtis Johnson) writes:
*****a few deleted lines*********
> Now, that said...Hi again!  
> I am *almost* back to the land of the living.  If it's not midterms, it's 
> illness, and as if either wasn't bad  enough, try both at the same time.  
> Ick. 

And here I thought somebody accidentally *swallowed* our Strawberry. *grin*

RickI, the RoadRunner
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From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: Why I dumped Blade ( Was: Groundrules or something)
Organization: OFSA
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 18:34:12 GMT

jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter) gets tough:


>>
>>Blade...BAD boy, BAD BAD boy!
>
>Now THAT is really tough.  This is what I had in mind:
>
>	>>>>>ATTENTION BLADE HORNER<<<<<<
>
>If you ever call my astonishingly beautiful wife a hussy again, I'm break
>your legs.
>

Oh...you wanted me to say that to Bladelicious? It is true that you
are astonishingly beautiful and you are not, in the strict
interpretation of the word, a hussy but isn't that a bit harsh? Break
his widdle legs?...

Also, a hussy can be a positive thing..uh, positive attribute...like a
wench, y'know. I know, I know, people think hussies are "bitches" but
I think of a beautiful woman dressed in fur riding a shaggy pony in
the snowy hills when I think of that.

(yes, a FAR stretch of the imagination)


>Shesh!  If ya want somethin' done right.....

Shesh? .....*doubletake*...oh! Sheesh! I got it. Hey, you are right,
you need to do it yourself...so do me baby.

Steve
From: diana@wetware.com (CatWoman )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Letter from a vacation...
Date: 12 Nov 92 14:27:21 GMT
Organization: Castle WetWare MouseCatcher

{wrenching poem deleted...}

Kristiina - this just showed up at our site -
sorry for the delay in answering.

*HUGS* to you - 

Diana
From: AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET (Lisa Mae)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Annoyances large and small
Date: 6 Nov 92 22:35:22 GMT
 <92307.220829AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET> <1d6n85INN21e@rodan.UU.NET>
Organization: Arizona State University

In article <1d6n85INN21e@rodan.UU.NET>, dch@rodan.UU.NET (Dan C. Horner) says:
>
>>  Indeed *raised eyebrow* Now, whatever could make you be in such a good
>>mood for so long?? *innocent look* *GriN*
>Well... I could SHOW you ! You would enjoy it, I guarantee...

  *grin* Another open invitation.  One day, I'm going to have to take
you up on this offer. AND all the others. ;-)
>
>>>Do I get more points for using appendages that have
>>>their own mobility or those without ?
>>   Matters which one feels the best. (I guess we'll just have to use
>>trial and error.)
>Absolutely... and this will take awhile...There are lots of good
>square inches to be covered...

**Take ALL the time you need. *groan*  Yep, take...as...mUch...time....
>
>>>Are you REALLY sure it wasn't a banana ? Maybe a third time
>>>just to make sure there weren't any inconsistencies in the
>>>first two tests...
>>   That's how you got me the first couple of times.  BTW, never tell a man
>>you are overly curious, they use it to their advantage.  I hate being
>>curious.  Okay Blade, lets try this One more time.  --- 8-) Kidding *grin*
>ahahahahahhaha I love young women that fall prey to my
>simplistic approaches...Gods know I am not crafty in the slightest...

*laughter*.........*LAUGHTER*  yes, we all believe THAT statement. *hug*
>
>>>Sun, daiquiries, bikinis, snorkeling, <drool>
>>   Bikinis?  I thought it was clothings optional. Sure, take away the
>>Bikinis, and what do you have? -- A drooling man, with a daiquirie in
>>one hand, a sunburn all over his body, and something he is showing me
>>and trying to pass it off as a *snorkel*.
>>   *Grin*  Hey, it might be worth it.  (at least I'd know that you
>>were happy to see me.)
>Hey, I don't burn...I tan... I am still tan... and of course, the
>bikinis are optional...but we can't expect EVERYONE to be as unassuming
>in their nudity as we are, correct ? So, we'll let them have bikinis...
**True.
>and yeah, clothed or unclothed, you know I was happy to see ya...
*SMILE*
>
>>   Almost forgot your name?  *smile* Now, what could I do further
>>to turn up the heat? --Mention the bathing suit which is held together
>>by a long zipper, that goes all the way down to my . . .
>Damn... Just got dirt in my nose...
>again...

   Here, I'll help you up....
Blade, I'm trying to help you up.  If you keep licking me that way, I'm
not going to be able......
*ahem* Nether mind, stay exactly where you are.

Ariel
(I'm kidding, I'm kidding. --Someone wrote me and said that my posts were
a little too racy. *shrug shoulders* So, this is my disclaimer.)
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