HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: thompsn@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Adam Thompson)
Subject: Re: _Wizardry_Compiled_
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Canada
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 00:49:13 GMT

In <1992Nov18.000337.16269@ee.ryerson.ca> elf@ee.ryerson.ca (luis fernandes) writes:

>This is a compilation of sayings that preceed each chapter of
>_Wizardry_Compiled_, the sequel to _Wizard's_Bane_, by Rick Cook.
>The novel tells the adventures of a Silicon Valley hacker in a
>land where "Magic is real, unless declared integer."

>..deleted..

>The novel is interesting, but I wouldn`t say "Run out and get it" but
>rather "If you come across it, give it a read". Some of the sayings
>won't mean much here because they're out of context.


I, on the other hand, would say RUN!  RUN!  Get It While You Can! ...
This has to be one of the best series I've ever read.  I first read it when
I only had an ancient CP/M-MSDOS hybrid machine (DEC Rainbow, FYI) ... THEN
I was introduced to UNIX and Emacs.  Made it twice as funny, and I loved it
the first time!

I guess I should redirect followups to rec.lit.fantasy, but I can't find an
appropriate groupname...


-Adam
-- 
+----------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Adam Thompson        University of Manitoba        Computer Services |
| thompsn@ccu.umanitoba.ca                    OLC Project - Unix Group |
| "He was a real ladies' man -- big, handsome, stupid." -E. F. Russell |
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jsautner@trentu.ca (J E Sautner)
Subject: stupid joke
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Trent University Computer Services Department
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 21:58:00 GMT

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead.
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.humor
From: runeb@stud.cs.uit.no (Rune Braathen)
Subject: Jesus and M&M's
Organization: University of Tromsoe, Norway
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 11:45:28 GMT

You ALL know why Jesus cant eat M&M's???? 
- they keep slipping through his hands.

:-)

And, back to the jolly days of year 35 a.d. Jesus, just being crucified, spots
one of his favourite disciples, Peter, amongst the crowd, cheering.
Jesus casts his red eyes on him and says, slowly, "Peter.... Peeeteeer..."
So Peter starts to move up to the hill where Jesus is hanging around, but
alas! he is stopped by the 2 metres 20 roman centurion, who, cuts off BOTH his
arms. Peter, not being discouraged by this, and hearing Jesus call for him 
another time "Peter.... Peeeteeer...", starts up the hill again but alas!
Once again, the trusty centurion cuts off both his legs, and rolls him down.
BUT, Peter is still going (well actually, rolling) strong, so when Jesus
cries out yet another time, "Peter.... Peeeteeer...", he manages to roll 
past the centurion and up to Jesus, saying "yes? yes?" 
And Jesus replies,
"Peter, I can see your house from up here!"

:-) Old, but good...

/Rune         "Thank you. Fuck you."


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott)
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 17:43:04 GMT

In article <BxtCwt.C0v@mach1.wlu.ca> macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca (macleod heather) writes:
>In article <1992Nov16.121221.26577@csd.uwe.ac.uk> btdcs207@csd.uwe.ac.uk (DOC) writes:
>>I can take it no longer, can someone post, or email me the Green Golf Ball
>>Joke.  I need to know what it is.  The curiosity is killing me.
>>Please, someone help me.
>>
>I call everyone's bluff!!  I don't believe there really is a Green Golf ball
>joke!!  So, if I'm wrong, please send it to me, and let my mind be at rest!
>Heather macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca
>
No, there isn't really a GGBJ.  Really.  No kidding.  Not fooling.
Seriously.  
;-)
Friar

-- 
     "Don't damn me when I speak my piece of mind, 
     'cause silence isn't golden if I'm holdin' it inside."
                           --- W. Axl Rose

friar@choate.edu
From: jwodzia@dino.uucp (john wodziak)
Subject: Re: Riddle -
Reply-To: jwodzia@dino.UUCP (john wodziak)
Organization: Clemson University Engineering Department
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 07:42:15 GMT

In article <By3525.BIt@ucunix.san.uc.edu> hollenbk@ucunix.san.uc.edu (Chris Hollenbeck) writes:
>In article <By0Msr.7uu@newcastle.ac.uk> S.E.Rigden@newcastle.ac.uk (Simon Rigden) writes:
>>
>> The following is a riddle I saw the other day. Some people get it straight
>>away but mathematicians seem to have difficulty - tell it to one and see.
>>
>>
>> A man is talking to a zoo keeper :
>>
>>
>> Man : How many animals are there in your zoo?
>>
>> ZK  : Well, I can tell you that there are 64 heads and 186 legs?
>>
>> Is it possible to work out the answer to the mans question from this?
>> -Simon "I really should get round to creating a .sig" Rigden
>> -(S.E.Rigden@ncl.ac.uk)
>There is no real answer because the number of legs are split among two- and
>four-legged animals.  One solution I came up with was 35 two-legged animals
>and 29 4-legged animals.  This is the one that I think is the best solution.
>
>--CJH
What happens when you have a three legged animal? or for that matter
a five legged animal who knows the green golf ball joke???

Always hope for your discontent....
John
jwodzia@eng.clemson.edu
From: kdq@quest.UUCP (Kevin D. Quitt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 19:03:17 PST
Reply-To: srhqla!quest!kdq
Organization: Job quest  (805) 251-8210,  So Cal: (800) 400-8210

9111298@ul.ie writes:

> In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott
> > In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew R

> > 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> > 999,999,996Green bottles hanging on the wall
> > and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
> > they'd be...
> > 
>  999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>  999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>  And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>  there'd be...

    Since you two guys are on the same machine, why don't you just
continue this by email?


 _
Kevin D. Quitt      96.37% of all statistics are made up.     srhqla!quest!kdq
From: x90bugay@gw.wmich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: DO YOU KNOW THE GGBJ?!?
Date: 16 Nov 92 17:45:57 EST
Organization: Western Michigan University

I AM IN DIRE NEED OF HUMOR, GOOD HUMOR.
ANYONE WHO HAS THE INFAMOUS GGBJ, PLEASE E-MAIL
IT TO ME.   I AM BRAVE AND I AM PREPARED TO
RECEIVE IT AND I AM NOT AFRAID OF MY SYSOP.
YET...
THANKING YOU IN ADVANCE...

krb
From: kbroman@tinman.Berkeley.EDU (Karl W. Broman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Date: 18 Nov 92 04:25:17 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Dept. of Statistics, U. C. Berkeley

Fuck the Green Golf Ball Joke.

*Don't* send me a copy.

karl
kbroman@stat.berkeley.edu
From: z_statonja@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Bill Clinton Statue Committee
Date: 20 Nov 92 01:57:39 CST
Reply-To: z_statonja@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Followup-To: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

                          BILL CLINTON STATUE COMMITTEE
                                 1040 BUFFOON ST.
                              LITTLE ROCK, AR 72205


Dear friend,

I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for
raising five million dollars for placing a statue of Bill Clinton in
the Hall of Fame in Washington D.C.

This committee was in a quandery as to where to place the statue.
It was not wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington,
who never told a lie, nor beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the 
truth, since Bill Clinton cannot tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
greatest Democrat of all.  He left Spain not knowing where he was 
going, never did know where he was, and returned not knowing
where he had been, and did it all on borrowed money.

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
you to the Promised Land."  Lyndon Johnson said, "lay down your
shovels, sit on your asses, and light a Camel. This is the 
Promised Land."

Now Bill Clinton is going to steal your shovels, kick your asses,
raise the tax on Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land.

If you are one of the fortunate few people who has anything left
after paying taxes, we expect a generous contribution to our
worthwhile project.

Respectfully, 

BILL CLINTON STATUE COMMITTEE

P.S.  It is said that Bill Clinton is considering changing the
Democratic party emblem from a donkey to a condom because it
stands for inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts production,
and gives a false since of security while being screwed.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca (macleod heather)
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 14:43:40 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.121221.26577@csd.uwe.ac.uk> btdcs207@csd.uwe.ac.uk (DOC) writes:
>I can take it no longer, can someone post, or email me the Green Golf Ball
>Joke.  I need to know what it is.  The curiosity is killing me.
>Please, someone help me.
>
>
>Thanks
>
>Scott
I call everyone's bluff!!  I don't believe there really is a Green Golf ball
joke!!  So, if I'm wrong, please send it to me, and let my mind be at rest!
Heather macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jlaird@maths.tcd.ie (Jonathan Laird)
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Organization: Dept. of Maths, Trinity College, Dublin, Ireland.
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 12:13:19 GMT

How do green bottles *hang* on walls??????????  

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard)
Subject: I'll Buy That For a Dollar!
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 09:43:17 GMT


In the monestary, up on the hill, overlooking the scenic town below, the abbot
was granting the young monks the afternoon off...

"You have until 5:00 to stay in town. Be sure to be on the lookout for persons
needing your assistance and above all, stay out of the red-light district."

So the monks trudge off toward town...

Most of the monks go toward the center of town where the shops and park was but
one monk started to wander around on his own. Soon he came to unfamiliar
territory...

He turned the corner and there was a woman leaning against the wall with a
cigarette hanging from her lips

"Blow Jobs for $25!" the hooker says...

The young monk, puzzled and confused by the image hurries away. He turns another
corner and there's another garishly-painted woman leaning against the corner...

"I'll give ya a Blow Job for $25!" this hooker says...

The young monk, flustered and upset scurries away to rejoin the others. As he
rounds each corner, there's lots of strange women saying "Blow Jobs $25!".
He swears he will never again visit the Redlight District as he finally catches
up with the rest of the monks.

That evening, the young monk goes to see the abbot.

"Father" says the monk, "I'm deeply troubled, exactly WHAT IS A BLOW JOB?"
he asks.

The abbot replies, "$25, just like in town!"


---
Brat Wizard
From: jsheldon@polyslo.csc.calpoly.edu (Juli "Ice Queen" Sheldon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: That damn Green Golf Ball joke.
Date: 23 Nov 92 21:04:53 GMT
Organization: Cal Poly State Univ,CSC Dept,San Luis Obispo,CA 93407

In article <1992Nov18.193638.6946@ida.liu.se> e91petmo@odalix.ida.liu.se (Peter /\/\odin) writes:
>
>   the  
>    _______
>   /  ___  \   _____   ____   ____   __   _
>  |  |   |__| |  _  \ |  __| |  __| |  \ | |
>  |  |        | |_| | | |__  | |__  |   \| |
>  |  |  ____  |    /  |  __| |  __| | |\   |
>  |  | |__  | | |\ \  | |__  | |__  | | \  |
>  |  |____| | |_| \_\ |____| |____| |_|  \_|
>   \_______/    G-O-L-F-B-A-L-L  J-O-K-E 
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------
>
 That's it!!!  Didn't I tell you guys?  It DOES exist!!  Thanks for
posting it finally.  I knew it was something like this, but I couldn't
remember all the details.  Nicely done.  =-)


(Of course now those who had never heard it are going to wonder if this was the real thing, but....)
From: mansoor@orion.ssdc.honeywell.com (Mansoor Ahmed)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: answering machine messages...
Date: 16 Nov 92 16:39:00 GMT
Article-I.D.: bart.9211161639.AA01061
Organization: Honeywell Systems & Research Center
To: rec.humor
Posted-Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 10: 39:00 CST
Cc: rec.humor.funny
Received-Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 11: 41:19 CST

Does anybody have a list of funny/sarcastic answeribng machine messages...

To avoid posting several articles on the net please mail them to me
at
mansoor@ssdc.honeywell.com

If anybody wants a copy just mail me a request......

thanx

-mansoor.
From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (R. Shirdi Prem)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Blonde jokes
Keywords: blonde jokes
Date: 17 Nov 92 18:05:19 GMT
Reply-To: prem@prem.lbl.gov (R. Shirdi Prem)
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.140.191


 andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:
 >lapradbj@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Billie-Jo Laprade) writes:
 >>YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE!!! You obviously have nothing better 
 >>to do with yourself.  Get a life!!!!!!!
 >
 >Well, thats nice coming from someone who's parents were probably related.
 
	And probably both blonde !!

	Prem!
From: hansm@madmats.esd.sgi.com (Madhsudan Hans)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Airline acronyms and names
Date: 15 Nov 92 02:25:56 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.

How 'bout these ....

PIA: Perhaps It Arrives!
TWA: Travel With Amal
ALITALIA: Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival

--Mats
Organization: Freshman, CIT general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 14:15:44 -0500 
From: Jason Paul Togyer <jt3y+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: In search of e!!!
	<By69A2.GKF@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>


>John Mechalas writes:
>In article <1992Nov20.220338.609@bradford.ac.uk>
D.G.Legros@bradford.ac.uk (DG LEGROS) writes:
>>Brian J. Cail, University of Massachusetts (cail@ecs.umass.edu) wrote:
>>: IN SEARCH of e!!!
>>: 
>>: If anyone has or can generate a approximation of the number e
(2.71828 . . .)
>>: could you please e-mail me the output?  I'd like an approximation to 50,000
>>: decimal places to fit next to a print-out of Pi to the same decimal place.
>>: 
>>: 					Bri
>>: 					<Cail@ecs.umass.edu>
>>: 
>>: -----
>>: what would the world do without engineers?
>>
>>
>>And why pray-tell is this in rec.humor, huh?
>
>Well...that fact that someone would want e or pi to 50,000 decimal places 
>*is* kind of humorous...  ;)

Oh yeah?  Well, I was able to calculate pi to 100,000 decimal places
using my Vic-20 and an old tooth-brush, connected with half a pack of
Wrigley's Doublemint....

Oh, sorry, wrong cascade...  8-)

--Jason Togyer
    Carnegie Institute of Technology
    Pittsburgh, Penn.

**"The moral of the story is: don't count your boobies before they've hatched."
                 --James Thurber, 'THE UNICORN IN THE GARDEN'


Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: hathaway@stsci.edu
Subject: Re: base -2 arithmetic (was: Re: Trinary)
Organization: Space Telescope Science Institute
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 23:32:42 GMT



And has anyone seen a two-bit computer?  Just flip a quarter ... 


Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.humor
From: record@force.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com
Subject: Re: Pickup Line List wanted!
Reply-To: record@force.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com
Organization: LMSC, Sunnyvale, California
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 18:03:39 GMT

In article <4f2fcQS00iV1Q65IUr@andrew.cmu.edu>, Steve Luis Sirotzky <ssab+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>
>
>Here's some that I've heard:
>
>    "Hey, Come here often... You could with me."
>
>    "Hey you know that dress would look great on my bedroom floor."
>
>    "If I were to tell you that you had a great body, would you hold it
>against me?"   (Think about it)
>
>
>
>
>Those are just three that stick in my head. If people could post more,
>That would be great. I'd like to see them.
>
How about: "I'm new in town.  Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
From: cstadba@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr C D Ward)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: GGBJ
Date: 17 Nov 92 23:42:33 GMT
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk


Somebody post the bloody joke so that it will cut down on the bandwidth
although the grovellings are quite amusing.

If it does not exist, then somebody MAKE ONE UP!!!!!!!!!!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Chris Ward                + Tries hard, fails to achieve the low standards he
cstadba@csv.warwick.ac.uk + sets himself, works well with a broom.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: webdw@cbnews.cb.att.com (bruce.d.woods)
Subject: The REAL "RODMAN"
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 15:08:49 GMT



Hiliary stopped using her maiden name when she found out from
Gennifer who the REAL Rodman was.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dionc@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Claude Dion ETUDIANT sept-dec 92)
Subject: Re: Male Toilet Habits
Organization: Institut de recherche d'Hydro-Quebec, Quebec, Canada
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 20:47:39 GMT

In article <BxxDpr.BrI@ireq.hydro.qc.ca>, I write: 
|> To more types to had to the list:

Please change to:

 Two more types to add to the list:

(I'm a little tired)
From: cspas050@sus.edu.eur.nl (M.A. Onstwedder)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Date: 17 Nov 92 12:09:50 GMT
Organization: EUR

friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) writes:

>In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
>>>
>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>they'd be....
>>>
>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>they'd be...
>>>
>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>they'd be...

>999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>999,999,996Green bottles hanging on the wall
>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>they'd be...

>-- 
>    "Silence isn't golden if I'm holdin' it inside."
>                           --- W. Axl Rose

>friar@choate.edu

>999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>they'd be...

>- "For every problem there is a one solution   
>   which is simple,neat and wrong..." (H.L. Mencken)
>cspas050@sus.edu.eur.nl
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: STEVEN.SULLIVAN@OFFICE.WANG.COM ("Steven M Sullivan")
Subject: Re: >> Other ways to say vomit
Organization: Mail to News Gateway at Wang Labs
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 18:22:37 GMT

Various colorful adjectives deleted...

What about Hurl?
From: S.E.Rigden@newcastle.ac.uk (Simon Rigden)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Riddle - THE FINAL WORD
Date: 23 Nov 92 11:30:45 GMT
Organization: University of Newcastle upon Tyne, UK, NE1 7RU


 Hello,

 Thanks for the huge response to my last post.

 Congratulations to those who got it straight away , but for those who are still
confused :



                    **** 64 heads = 64 animals ****


 (and that includes snakes, fish, spiders, centipedes, mermaids and lesser
  spotted warblers ! :-)  )


 Of course, if the zoo was near Chernobyll (spelling?) we could run into
 problems.

 I told it to my friend (the mathematician) and he sat down for a few minutes
coming out with all sorts of equations. Then after a while he looked up and
said : ' That's strange - the answer appears to be sixty-four. '


 Later. Simon.
From: phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: base -2 arithmetic (was: Re: Trinary)
Date: 18 Nov 1992 21:39:08 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk

It seems to me that base 1 is NOT possible.
All the examples of "base 1" I have seen here involve TWO characters
usually the "1" and the " " or SPACE
If you really want to stick with 1 character you must do this:
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
for ever and ever till you get bad overflow, but can't tell because
it always looks like that.

hee hee

or: if you take for the definition of base one the ratio between the columns
has to be one, then you can use two characters, but are still stuck with:

1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111   (all)
or
                                                                (nothing)

please correct me.

OBJOKE:
Two <insert you favourite minority here> men were standing outside a
<insert local drinking house name> when they noticed a helicopter had been
hoveriung overhead for quite some time.
"hmmm.  Whats up?" said one.
"Dunno," said the other, "perhaps its broken down."

-- 
*----------*-------------------------------------------------------------*
| Sam   Jam|"Never underestimate the importance of a cheap laugh"-       |
| Liddicott| phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk  | I WAS IN IDAHO | Plucky Duck TTA |
*---------------It's a thing that makes me go hmmm...--------------------*
From: kap@eng.cam.ac.uk (Kevin A. Price)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: The Green Golf Ball Joke was....
Date: 19 Nov 92 14:50:21 GMT
Organization: cam.eng

crap. 

I got it yesterday and it was so bad (ain't anticipation a wunnerful thing?)
that I immediately wiped all copies of it from my account. I suggest that
everyone else do the same. Oh yeah, and you'd all better wipe it from your
memories, just in case you're tempted to publish it in any way.

Just who is this "bastard operator from hell"?? sounds like a good joke?

Kev :)
e-mail kap@en.cam.ac.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pugliese@ghost.dsi.unimi.it (Marco Pugliese)
Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes
Organization: Computer Science Dep. - Milan University
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 15:41:40 GMT

gt9291b@prism.gatech.EDU (Patrick Aikens) writes:

>Can someone please e-mail me the complete Blonde Jokes list?
>I don't read the group often, so I would most likely miss a post, so
>do mail it.

>-- 
>Patrick Aikens            |  ()_()  "How can I laugh tomorrow
>Georgia Tech CS Major     |   (_)    When I can't even smile today."
>gt9291b@prism.gatech.edu  |          Suicidal Tendencies

May I have it too?

				Thanks in advance.
-- 
===============================================================================
                   *| Dipartimento di Scienze |* pugliese@ghost.sm.dsi.unimi.it
  Marco Pugliese   *|    dell'Informazione    |* pugliese@pluto.sm.dsi.unimi.it
                   *|  Universita' di MILANO  |* pugliese@pippo.sm.dsi.unimi.it
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.flame
From: fsmgs@camelot.acf-lab.alaska.edu (Michael Schmahl [Black-Robe Mage])
Subject: Re: ggbj
Organization: University of Alaska Computer Network
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 01:11:55 GMT

Loftis, Danny writes
> 
> 
>       okay, the fun's over.  the joke doesn't actually exist.  it was created
> to drive people crazy.

Excuse me sir but I think you should go out and get yourself a clue.  Who are you  
to go and ruin our fun like that?   You insult the intelligence of the entire  
Usenet community.  FYI, there is such a joke as the Green Golf Ball Joke.  I had it  
before my hard drive crash.
--
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