From: sdoki@maxine.wpi.edu (Suresh Doki)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: lots of license plates!
Keywords: sex, drugs, rock-n-roll
Date: 11 Apr 92 20:19:44 GMT
Article-I.D.: wpi.1992Apr11.201944.27994
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute


>Could someone post a canonical listing of license plates for me?
>pls do not mail. thx in advance.
>-Cohort

Here is the canonical listing of licence plates:

I picked this up from the net sometime back ;-)

IXLR8   (seen on a corvette in Michigan)
|>NE14A 69  read slowly.
PUB1C,
L0ST.
MADHKR
3M TA3,   seen in the rear view mirror it says , 'EAT ME'
  How about mine ,   6ULDV8  , say it fast ...

  VANITY PLATE SUMMARY  (6/19/88)
  
  10SNE1	  ;tennis, anyone?
  14U2C           ;One for you to see ("Sky-Hi" Toyota 4wd)
  1GOTO1          ;Silicon Valley License plate
  2DBCH           ;To the Beach!
  2ED4ED          ;Certainly Ed owns the car
  2GOOD4U         ;on a cheap oldsmobile
  2HSPRN          ;2 required at bed time?
  2QIK4U          ;RX-7
  3NON            ;Read this upside-down
  4GETIT          ;on a black TA driven by a married lady!!!
  4SURE           ;fer shure
  55N-UP          ;55mph and up
  6 KIDS          ;on a Chevy Suburban in UTAH
  9FOFO           ;9 four four, on a Porsche 944
  A 4X4X8         ;on a Honda
  A-SLAAB         ;on a Saab
  ALICE	          ;on a white Rabbit
  ASLAAB          ;on a Saab
  AU YLOKS        ;(Goldilocks)
  BAA BAA         ;Baa Baa 'on a ' Black Jeep
  BCNU2           ;Be seeing you too
  BEACHN          ;Beaching!
  BESIDES         ;Sideline beekeeper
  BEYOND          ;On a 'blue' plymouth 'HORIZON', Beyond the horizon 
  BIG BUX         ;on a Ferrari 308
  BIRDIE          ;Driven by good looking lady from New Zealand
  BKEEPR          ;Bee keeper
  BY YALL         ;on a Porsche 911
  BYE-BYE         ;on a Porsche 911 Turbo
  BYMYHNY         ;Buy my honey, a beekeeper
  CAR BUF         ;on a car owned by Bill Buff
  CLICHE          ;on a BMW!
  CME4DK          ;See me for decay, on a dentist's car.
  CRAY Z          ;Crazy
  CULATR          ;See you Later,
  DAD IOU         ;on a Trans Am
  DNTSMKE         ;Don't smoke
  DUTY            ;for a Honda 'Civic Duty'
  DUTY            ;for an Audi, 'Audi Duty'
  DV-DT           ;on a Honda Civic Si
  E FUDD          ;A bugs bunny fan
  FIT2SKI         ;Fit to ski
  FLEWBYU         ;flew by you (this was on a Corvette)
  FORDBBQ         ;on a ford pinto
  FRAUD           ;on a Porsche 911 "Carerra"
  FUNHOG          ;seen in Montana
  GO4IT           ;Go for it!
  GONSNO          ;on an 85 Jeep CJ-7
  GR8LAKE         ;Great Lake(s)
  GR8SPCL         ;Great Specials
  GSNDHT          ;Gesundheit, on an Isuzu
  GUT-SEE         ;on a Porsche 911 Turbo
  HIHO AG	  ;hi ho silver!
  HITECH          ;High Technology
  I SK8		  ;I skate/ice skate
  I12BNZC         ;I want to be in the Sea, a diver
  I8NY            ;stolen from a Gary larson Cartoon
  IAML8           ;I am late on a white rabbit
  IAMYY4U         ;I am too wise for you
  IB2BAD          ;I Be too bad
  IBCNU           ;I'll be seeing ya!
  ICU812          ;I see you ate one too!
  IMA10           ;I'm a 10!
  IMATEN          ;I'm a 10!
  IMB4U           ;I'm before you! 
  IMEZRU          ;I'm a zuru
  INYORI          ;In Your Eye...
  IOAA            ;(I owe AA)
  IONO1           ;I owe no one
  IX XIV          ;on a Porsche 914
  IXIVIV          ;on a Porsche 944
  KPOOM           ;on a small car
  LEMON           ;on a late model Mustang convertible
  LUV DAD         ;on a convertible 86 Z-28
  MAGIC           ;on a Corvette
  MINE            ;on a Lincoln Town car
  MY CAR          ;at least now we know who owns that car...
  MY DEBT         ;on a New York car
  MYREVNG	  ;My Revenge (Divorcee)
  MYZRATI         ;Seen on a Mazerati in San Jose
  NICE EH         ;on a REALLY beat up car
  NOBODY          ;on a Rolls Royce
  NOBRKS          ;no brakes!
  NONE            ;Funny when this one is on paper (registration,tickets,etc)
  NOPLATE         ;Funny when on paper  
  NOT FAT         ;on a RX7 (woman owned)
  NOT HOT         ;on a Porsche 924
  NRVOUS          ;on a red porsche 911  (he was driving cautiously)
  NTOTO2          ;And toto too
  OBJET           ;on a Dodge Dart
  OHGOOD          ;You say this when you are buried in traffic
  OK DIE          ;on a NH 'Live free or Die' automobile.
  OMEGA1          ;on a Jaguar Xj6
  PAWSH           ;on a Porsche
  POORSCH         ;on an RX-7 Turbo
  RACN            ;Racing
  RARE            ;on a 55 Chevy
  REBOS           ;(sober, backwards)
  REDDVL          ;on a 911 turbo
  RU4REAL         ;Are you for real?
  RUAG8D8         ;Are you a great date?
  RUBZ            ;Are you busy?
  RUBZ2NT         ;Are you busy tonite?
  RUMRS2          ;Are you Mrs 2? (on a Toyota Mr2)
  RUNVUS          ;Are you envious?
  STOP            ;Get the message?
  STORK1          ;on an Obstetrician's Mercedes
  SWTPEA          ;on a green Porsche 911
  THANXDAD        ;well, what can I say?
  TIN CAN         ;on a Toyota
  TOFLY           ;on a late model Olds 442
  TWEETY          ;on a yello 57 Thunderbird
  U LOSE          ;on a Mustang GT
  UCLAFOX         ;on a Woman's 280ZX
  UNIXINU         ;Unix, forwards and backwards
  UNV ME          ;You envy me
  UR2LOW          ;on a Jacked up 69 Camaro 4WD + Lift kit
  UWANT12         ;You want one too?
  VAN GO	  ;for a vanpool
  VANITY          ;plain and simple 
  W8LFTR          ;Weightlifter
  WAS HIS         ;After a divorce, on a jaguar
  WHOCARZ         ;Who Cares?
  WHOOSH          ;on a porsche
  WHORU           ;Who are you?
  XXXXXX          ;on a Mercedes
  XYZZY           ;Seen on an Ohio car, the magic word
  YOT YM          ;My toy, backwards
  ZPDUDA          ;Zippity doo dah....
  ==

  (From Henry Cate's Life Collection)


From: mgoodwin@nmsu.edu (Michael E Goodwin)
Here's a few that won't be rolling on the roads.

FUH-Q
4NIK8
FU-KOFF
A55HOLE
*******
IDSRVIT  <- seen on a 92 Mercedes 600sel
ITSMINE  <- 68 Mustang
55 NOT   <- 90 Corvette
CATCHME  <- 68 Camaro
SK8R


From: rhatch@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Richard Hatch)

I once saw a red VW van with the license plate RED BUG.

From: karl@ima.isc.com (Karl Heuer)
My all-time favorite is:
	UZ5T6G

When I saw it, I started laughing so hard I nearly drove off the road.  My
mom saw what I was looking at, stared at it for about 15 seconds, and then
turned beet red.

My dad saw it too, but he never did get the joke.  I decided it's not worth
explaining; you either get it or you don't.

NOTE: THIS ONE HAS NO MEANING! I don't want to start another long thread.


From: msp2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Michael S. Post)

I remember reading somewhere that Lawrence Welk's Licence Plate
read 'A1 N A2'.


From: ecosta@av8r.uucp (Ed Costa)

Well I didn't see this one but I heard about it.
	
	FA-Q

From: ooprb@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Haven't seen this one here.

	UB6IB9		on a 69 vet.
	BEERRUN		on a peice of shit car


From: patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey)
Reputed to have been issued by our own DMV, who must not have had any
Spanish-speaking employees on duty that day:

BREAD 8

From: ee448mwj@iitmax.iit.edu (Mark W Johnson)
I've seen a License plate that said: LUBRIC8


From: starg@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (tony.a.stargel)
Here are a few plates I have collected from the western suburbs
of Chicago:

SPOILLD
YA BABY
WATAJOY
IM CRAZY
C YALL
IM NOT GQ
HELP ME
CUCKOO
TUNED IN
MIS N LIM
ITLLDO
JUZ A TOY
NO LEMON
NO KISS
JOIN VFW
LADY N RD
MR SAFE
XXCITED
RUREDDY
BIOTECH
WARLOCK
FRECKOS


From: akennedy@spitws82.sbil.co.uk (Alan Kennedy)
The best I've seen is 

"BOL10X"

on a Rolls-Royce, no less.


From: dbell@bonnie.ics.uci.edu (David Bell)

Here's another one:

NE1469


From: reb@punch.EBay.Sun.COM (Bob Brown)

	4U2NV		for you to envy
	TMNMNY		time and money
	6x4x2x6		Amway Plan for Diamond
	GO4IT		Go for it
	MONEY		speaks for itself
	2NIN		Tune In
	4MENU		For Me and You


From: jks2x@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason K. Schechner)
	I've got a couple more plates I've seen around:

IOPER8		:On a doctor's car
MYOBP:		:Mind your own business please
2OPER8		:A doctor 2 be
2PCME		:to pee see me - a urologist's car
2CCME		:to see, see me - an eye doctor
EYES		:another eye doctor
ISNTHIS		:isn't his - on a woman's BMW
SAAAAAB		: I don't need to explain this one
GOSLOW		:driven by an older woman
MENSCAR		:driven by a woman (MENS are her initials)


From: Paktor@cup.portal.com (David L Paktor)
>   IMEZRU          ;I'm a zuru
Should be:	    ; I am easy, are you?

Which reminds me of one seen in San Francisco:	    IM1RU12


From: <SASTLS@vm.sas.com>
Can you stand a few more???

MINES   - in LA (slang)
SAABN   - on a Saab
KRIS10  - Kristen
SPEED-E - Mrs. Speedy's Jaguar-E (yes, that's her real name)
IOU MOM - 16 yearold blonde's red vette



From: cooper@cos.com (Gary Cooper)
I saw a Virginia plate (lets include states in case we see one
we'd like to have :>) :

SNAAB

guess what kind of Nordic car it was on.

(My brother's plate is ROBOCAR - not all that funny unless you
see his car ;>) 


From: tsai82@wharton.upenn.edu

One of the best I've seen in a while was in Philly.
On my way back from class, at a red light, I saw a hot blonde in a red
convertible BMW.  All the guys around me were admiring her also.  When she
drove off, we saw her license plate which read: 

			ICUPKN   (I see you peekin)

Believe me, she was fine.


From: jw@phx.mcd.mot.com (Jerry Wilhardt)
 Another plate from a corvette I saw:
  BVR ETR


From: jw@phx.mcd.mot.com (Jerry Wilhardt)
 Another plate on a red RX7, driven by a great blond:
    4MYFOX


From: cynthia wright <ccwright@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
My husband's license plate last year was 
               IMZ14U.



Others are:

  POOL Q
  124C41  --> "One to foresee for one" (sci-fi literature reference)
  HANSUM
  YRU FAT --> This is Richard Simmons plate
  GR8 CAR

   Mario D'Alessio         * *
   dalessio@rtsg.mot.com   * *


From: alexc@yang.earlham.edu (Sperminator)
One of the best I've ever seen was on my optometrists car.
It read:  2C CME


From: wc8386@writer.yorku.ca (Jason Rheubottom)
As for funny licence plates, here's one I saw years ago in Barrie, ON:
F DA W

If you can't figure this one out, you must be related to the guy that
allowed this vanity plate in the first place...


From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)

I saw this one in the parking lot yesterday:
88 MPH  -- where else but on a DeLorean? (in the parking lot at AGCS, PHX AZ)



From: moonunit@meteor.wisc.edu (Chris Bovitz)
>From a couple of meteorology students here @ U WI - Madison:

       N2 WTHR     into weather
       I 4CAST     I forecast


From: jw@cns.umist.ac.uk (Jon Wells)
One of my buddies has the plates 
		BEG 4 1T    (!!!)


From: calondis@meaddata.com (David Calondis)

I heard about a girl in California who drove a Rabbit.  Here plate
said: FKSLK12 (f_cks like one too)!

I've also seen a yellow CRX with: BUMBL B .


From: fester@island.COM (Mike Fester)
Saw this in LA about 10 years ago, on a Rolls driven by a beautiful, 20ish 
blond

	4BNGUD

though I thought
	4BNBAD
would have been more accurate.


From: chilton@crc.ricoh.com (Jeff Chilton)

                           On a Japanese vehicle

                             _________________
                             | I I D E S Y O |
                             -----------------

   Approximate Japanese translation: "its good!!!!!!!!!"



From: esusp@warwick.ac.uk (Julian Greenwood)

I saw an advert (with photo) for  HOT456X
It was arranged

                          HOT 4 56X

with the fixing screw obscuring part of the 6 to make
it look like an e (illegal but effective).


From: s914534@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (Ben Anderson)
How about this 'un

             TI 3VOM

Imagine seeing this one in your rear vision mirror!


From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)

Heard this am on Y-95 radio: 

IAM XTC    : This guy is really stuck on himself!


From: mbrown@convex.com (Mark Brown)
There is a black Jeep in Dallas whose plate says "BAA BAA".

Oh the PUNishment.


From: jw@phx.mcd.mot.com (Jerry Wilhardt)
 Another plate from a corvette I saw:
  BVR ETR


From: ccwright@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (cynthia wright)
My husband's license plate last year was 
               IMZ14U.


From: dalessio@rtsg.mot.com (Mario D'Alessio)
Others are:

  POOL Q
  124C41  --> "One to foresee for one" (sci-fi literature reference)
  HANSUM
  YRU FAT --> This is Richard Simmons plate
  GR8 CAR

From: imp@solbourne.com (Warner Losh)
I have a car that has the following on it.  Some people think that it
is funny:
	"VMS FOREVER"


From: jw@phx.mcd.mot.com (Jerry Wilhardt)
 Another plate on a red RX7, driven by a great blond:
    4MYFOX


From: Crystal Flabiano <clflabia@descartes.waterloo.edu>
On the way to work last term, I often saw this woman driving to work also (I
assume) in a beautiful red porsche.  I will also assume that she WAS married
and divorced,  her licence plate was...

WASHIS

NASTY!


From: fyej@pellns.alleg.edu
How about this one in Pittsburgh:

HIOFFICR
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