HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Homer & God
Date: 23 Dec 92 22:19:37 GMT
Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, MA

In article <1992Dec23.192231.22549@samba.oit.unc.edu> George.Harris@launchpad.unc.edu (George Harris) writes:
>In article <1992Dec23.171517.29710@burrhus.harvard.edu> glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier) writes:
>>>>      I didn't get the "joke" if there was one about E.A. Poe's house
>>>>    being moved.
>>>
>>>Uh, folks? Remember "The Telltale Heart" by Edgar Allen Poe?
>>Yes, and it had NOTHING to do with heart attacks. There *are* obscure
>>references in the show, and that scene has got to be one, but that's really
>>stretching it
>
>	Sorry, try again.  All while Homer was driving he could here that 
>"funny noise" (bu-dup, bu-dup) that he thought was something wrong with his
>car.  He was actually hearing his heart: the tell-tale heart has a similar
>central plot element.  It sprang to mind instantly.
>

to your mind, maybe. I still think that that's a bit of a stretch


>>"A horse! A horse! Somebody give me a horse, man, because|glazier@ 
>>I come to bury this dirtball, not to praise him. Whaddya |harvard.isr.edu
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>
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-- 
"A horse! A horse! Somebody give me a horse, man, because|glazier@ 
I come to bury this dirtball, not to praise him. Whaddya |harvard.isr.edu
think I am? Whether it's nobler for the mind to make people suffer with all
these totally outrageous arrows arrows for a fortune, or what!" -- D.R.
From: KitchenRN@ssd0.laafb.af.mil
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: official spellings of some names
Date: 31 Dec 1992 14:53:13 -0500
Organization: Widener University Mail/News Gateway
Distribution: world
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Thanks to Alan Rosenthal for his exhaustive list.  Some 
comments/questions:

>Emily Winthrope, Mr Lombardo, Ringo Starr, Mr Largo, Groundskeeper Willy,
>Richard, Lewis, Sideshow Mel, Shauna (Kashmir), Rasputin, Prof Hipknow,
>Radioactive Man, Mrs Glick, Mayor Quimby, Mrs Hibbert, Dr Hibbert, Mrs 
>Hoover,Janey, Sherri, Terri, Wendell, Mr Bergstrom, Lionel Hutz, Herman, Bea 
>Simmons, Helen Lovejoy, Rev Lovejoy, Herb Powell, Jasper, McBane, Corporal 
>Punishment, Kent Brockman, Roger Meyers, Troy McClure, Larry, Sam, Wiggum, 
>Eddie, Lou,Karl, Carl, Lenny, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Dolph, Kearny, 
            ^^^^^^^^^^
Who are Karl and Carl?

>Jimbo, Nelson, Maude Flanders, Rodd Flanders, Todd Flanders, Gov Mary Baily, 
                                                                  ^^^^^^^^^^
This isn't the Mary "Bailey" who was played by Donna Reed in "It's a 
Wonderful Life," is it?

>Ms Botz, Jacques.

Where's Mrs. Krabappel?




Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: euabin@eua.ericsson.se (Bjarne Nordberg)
Subject: Re: Bart Simpson is the NRA
Organization: Ellemtel Telecom Systems Labs, Stockholm, Sweden
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 14:14:50 GMT

FYI:

m0102@tnc.UUCP (FRANK NEY) writes:
>In article <9212111645.AA03117@spsgate.sps.mot.com> rigg@ssdt-tempe.sps.mot.com (Dana Rigg) writes:
>#Just thought I'd let those of you who don't know that,
>#as of last nights episode of "The Simpsons", Bart is now
>#a fellow member of the NRA.


>Actually that episode was a repeat from four months ago.

>When it was first aired, a friend of mine who works NRA membership set
>up and issued an NRA Jr membership in the name of Bart Simpson and
>sent it to Matt Groenig.

>Frank Ney N4ZHG EMT-A  NRA ILA GOA CCRTKBA "M-O-U-S-E"
>Commandant and Acting President, Northern Virginia Free Militia
>Send e-mail for an application and more information
>----------------------------------------------------------------
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: flaps@dgp.toronto.edu (Alan J Rosenthal)
Subject: Re: Wasn't it obvious ?!
Date: 21 Dec 92 17:01:13 GMT

ffr@strider.UUCP (F Frank Rowe) writes:
>the fact that most communist countries boycotted the *real* olympics in '84 in
>LA,

Some of the readers (myself excepted) are too young to remember this as an
adult.  Some of the readers (myself included) are not sufficiently obsessed
with sports to remember sports history from eight years ago.  Some of the
readers do not live in or near the U.S.A. (I live near but not in the U.S.A.).
From: Shane Waskiewich
Subject: Homer & God
Organization: Bell-Northern Research
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 21:06:28 GMT

I saw "Homer's Heart Attack" (or whatever it is called) again last, night, and
I noticed something a little strange.  When Homer was speaking to God a few
episodes ago, God said that Homer would find out what heaven looked like in 6
months.  Yet when Homer had his near-death experience, he said (paraphrased, of
course):
"It was great.  There was fire and brimstone, and these guys dressed in red
were poking me in the butt with pitchforks".   
What gives?  Has heaven changed recently and no one told me?

And why did Homer get so pissed off at the guy towing Edgar Allan Poe's house? 


Just wondering...

Shane Waskiewich
BNR-Ottawa
My opinions and not my employers, especially considering tomorrow is my last
day!  Woohoo!
From: bw462@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Bucky Whaley)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: [8F18] A Streetcar Named Marge
Date: 31 Dec 92 16:20:15 GMT
Reply-To: bw462@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Bucky Whaley)
Organization: The Lutefisk Watch
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, c8923075@mystra.newcastle.edu.au (Chris Baird) says:

[...]

>>>> Lyrics
>
>>>>> The opening number
> [...]
>    . New Orleans!
>    . Putrid, frackish[?], maggoty, foul...
               ^^^^^^^^
Perhaps brackish?

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                                       - Fat Tony, `Bart the Murderer'
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: Brian.Ohern@launchpad.unc.edu (Brian Ohern)
Subject: DYNotice in "Maggie Speaks"
Followup-To: ohernb@lonexb.rl.af.mil
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 13:28:06 GMT

Did anyone notice that when OFF was laughing at the fact that Grampa
Simpson had only been in the house 2 weeks,  you can hear Grampa S's
voice also?  It was probably deliberate, to imply that he was glad to
get out as much as they were glad to be rid of him.

BRO'HERN
brohern.oc.rl.af.mil
Dis' Claim that I make is no lie. 

If I spoke for the Air Force, you wouldn't listen anyways.


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From: fjs@maico.ksu.ksu.edu (Frank J Sereno)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Ayn Rand (Oh no....not again!)
Date: 1 Jan 1993 21:55:27 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
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I find it interesting that this topic hasn't come up again!! Ha, Ha!!

Let Ms. Rand rest-in-peace....please!

Frank Sereno
Kansas State University
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: stylian@aramis.uucp (Philip Stylianos)
Subject: Re: cars in ""Homer's Bypass""/Flanders Out of Character
Organization: University of Chicago
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 21:46:19 GMT

In article <BALDWIN.92Dec18095525@csservera.scs.usna.navy.mil> baldwin@csservera.scs.usna.navy.mil (J.D. Baldwin) writes:

	I thought the animation in this episode was the poorest I've seen.  It
	was downright Hanna-Barbera-esque.  There were a number of long,
	gratuitous stills set up very obviously just to save a few cels (the
	most obvious being the reprise of "Bad Cop" when the officer had his
	fist in Chief Wiggums' mouth). 

Maybe they were just to save a few cels, but that scene you mention cracked me up.
It had that absurd je ne sais quoi, plus it's refreshing to see a Simpsons episode
vary its pacing. This scene brought everything to a halt, gave us time to rest,
and was funny to boot. After watching a whirlwind episode for a few minutes, you're
completely bent on getting the next joke; there's no time to laugh at it
or actually find it funny.

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From: wagenfuh@huey.udel.edu (Karl Wagenfuehr)
Subject: Dinosaurs/Simpsons relations
Keywords: Not the Mama!
Organization: University of Delaware, Newark
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1992 05:56:57 GMT

Well, I just noticed something of interest in the Dinosaurs/Simpsons
battle.  Before I go on, though, let me summerize what I know so far:

Simpsons made fun of Dinosaurs, claiming it was "as if someone saw
our lives and put it on the TV".  Dinosaurs returned the favor by
talking about how one good show gets copied ad nauseum on TV to which
the response by Baby was "Don't have a cow, man!"

(For those who don't know, Dinosaurs is a TV show from Jim Henson
productions featuring Muppet-like (for lack of a better term)
dinosaurs in a sitcom.)

Anyway, watching a recent episode of Dinosaurs on tape, I noticed
that the voice for the character of Zabar, the Guy in The Woods,
who cures Baby of his sickness, was none other than DAN CASTELLANETA!
(It said so on the credits; the voice didn't sound like Homer at all,
though at times it did sound like Lenny his co-worker.)

Hmmm...!

(The guy who plays Jim Dial on Murphy Brown did the voice of the 
doctor on that episode (Charles Kimbrough).)
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From: chris.burgess@outlan.ersys.edmonton.ab.ca (Chris Burgess) 
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: HOMER'S BYPASS REFERENCE?
Date: 2 Jan 93 01:57:00 GMT
Reply-To: chris.burgess@outlan.ersys.edmonton.ab.ca (Chris Burgess) 
Distribution: world
Organization: Outland BBS  UUPCB  403-475-9588

I just rewatched "Homer's Bypass" again tonight, and during it, thought
of a possible refernce it in to the movie "Wayne's World," when Homer is
in the hospital, and is praying and the nurse directs him to a sign
saying "No Praying," which correlates with Wayne's playing "Starway to
Heaven" at the music store, and being directed to the sign saying the
disallowance of playing "Stairway to Heaven"... anyone else agree?
Disagree?

chris burgess
chris.burgess@outlan.ersys.edmonton.ab.
From: nowikoam@ucbeh.san.uc.edu (Tony Nowikowski)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: [8F18] A Streetcar Named Marge
Date: 2 Jan 93 01:49:48 EST
Distribution: world
Organization: Univ. of Cincinnati


In article <1hugn9INN1fo@cs.widener.edu>, c8923075@mystra.newcastle.edu.au (Chris Baird) writes:
> 
> [It's not really polished, but it'll have to do for now. -rjc]
> 
> A Streetcar Named Marge					 Written by Jeff Martin
>                                                          Directed by Rich Moore
> 
>>> Blackboard
> 	{My name is not ``Dr. Death''}.
> 	{My name is not ``Dr. De} at cutoff.

The version that I saw this past Thursday night had:
	{I will not belch the National Anthem}.
	{I will not belch the } at cutoff.
> 
>>> Lisa's solo
>         Bright.
> 
>>> Driveway
> 
>         Homer yells, ``D'oh!'' when Lisa scoots past.
>         Homer yells, ``Aargh!'' when the car closes in on him.
> %%%%Ig
> 	Dave Hall says that he yelled, ``Wooh!''
> %%%%eIg
> 
>>> Couch
> 
>         The couch turns into a tentacled brown monster.
I saw:
	The couch unrolls into a bed.

Also, I noticed this was an edited version of the credits, leaving out Bart on
his skateboard, and Marge & Maggie in the car.

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From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: `official' spellings of some names
Date: 3 Jan 93 21:24:46 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

c8923075@mystra.newcastle.edu.au (Chris Baird) writes:


>I was under the impression that the only irrefutable source of
>information would be the half-hour show itself, but after checking
>``Principal Charming'' and ``Homer at the Bat'', even they can't
>decide on the name of Homer's brown co-worker.  (7F15: Homer scans
>"Karl"; 8F13: "Carl" was signed on the softball sign-up.)

I think we can assume that Carl knows the correct spelling of his own
name. (And it's not hard to believe that Homer doesn't. Maybe he was
confusing Carl's name with his former secretary's.)

>Btw,, the spelling of the name for Homer's one-time secretary was
>never made clear in 7F02, but "Karl" was accepted by the newsgroup
>when the episode aired to avoid confusion.

I previously posted that I thought it would be the other way around,
but after sleeping on it I thought Karl was the secretary's name. (Maybe
because "Karl" is a more 'Dutch' version of the name and the secretary has
a certain 'Aryan' look to him, my wife points out.)

Of course Carl's name is obviously "Carl" since that's how he spelled
it on the sign-up sheet....

					Jamesa Willer
[it was like that when i got here]
From: yantosca@buast7.bu.edu (Robert Yantosca)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Playdude Magazine
Date: 3 Jan 93 18:29:38 GMT
Organization: Astronomy Department, Boston University, Boston, MA, USA

I was just watching my tape of "Homer the Heretic" (9F01) the other day.
I noticed that the woman in the bikini on the front cover of the "Playdude"
that Homer was reading looks a LOT like Bart's teacher, Mrs. Krabappel.
I couldn't tell if the figure was indeed Mrs. K., or just someone who
looks like her.  But in any case the resemblance is striking!

Bob "If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed" Y.
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From: Jawara@Applelink.Apple.COM (Ron Drake)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Barney is not getting the press he deserves
Date: 22 Dec 92 02:52:33 GMT
Followup-To: alt.tv.simpsons
Organization: Me, The Whole Me and Nothing But

In article <1992Dec10.183403.4509@news.cs.brandeis.edu>,
st923399@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Allegra) wrote:
> 
> Doesn't anyone want to talk about Barney Gumble?!?
>                  Allegra

Barney is a classic! I hope they don't try to spin him off into a
show of his own. Part of Barney's appeal, for me, is that when you
least expect it and when he's most needed, Barney comes in with the
most outrageous, hilarious routines imaginable and leaves again.
For instance, I have no idea what happened for a few minutes in the
Halloween show this year, 'cause when Barney said, "Hey, Monkey!
Wanna peanut?!", I was LATERED! I still can't think about it with-
out cracking up.

By the way, if they ever make BARNEY: THE MOVIE, I've got a friend
who could do it with no makeup. He'd just have to learn to drink.
Otherwise, he's got the whole repretoire, including wall-rattling
belch.
From: Bucky.Whaley@launchpad.unc.edu (Bucky Whaley)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Misc Didya notices and Freeze-frame Fun,,
Date: 2 Jan 93 15:52:53 GMT
Organization: The Lutefisk Watch, Nasty Memories Division

chris@glencoe.apana.org.au (El Bairdo) writes:

>[8F16]	HomerKong-sized plot hole:  Why didn't Edna recognise Bart's
>	handwriting?

Perhaps she was too swept away by the content to pay much attention
to the form.  (Actually, she must have been too swept away by the
*idea* of the content to pay much attention to some of the content
itself...)  Or maybe Edna, embittered by loneliness, boredom, and
the erosion of her youthful dreams, no longer actually reads 
anything the students write, but randomly marks test answers right
or wrong according to whimsy.  I once had a teacher who didn't even
bother to do that much.  She simply threw away everything we turned
in without looking at it at all.  I believe she "retired" after 
only a couple of years in the profession.

 - Bucky Whaley
   co-author, TYPING ANSWER BOOK


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From: c8923075@mystra.newcastle.edu.au (Chris Baird)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Another magazine article involving The Simpsons
Date: 3 Jan 93 11:59:39 GMT
Organization: Widener University Mail/News Gateway
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Everyone who has yet to tire of professional commentators commenting on
the half-hour show, and affluent enough to not balk at the $9.95 sticker,
might like to trot down to their local ABC shop for a copy of `21*C'.

You guessed it, the cover story of the Summer '92 issue concerns
`The Simpsons' and the phenomenon known at the American sitcom family.

A netfind query showed the author has 'net access (a Communications
lecturer @mq.edu.au), so I've lost the nerve to try a critique, but I have
reservations for the credibility of someone who misspells `Marge'. >:(

[And at last here's something I can use to deflect all those communication
studies sophomores who come to me with enquiries about the show.:)]

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From: syracurg@lp.musc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: RE: Ghetto Rustler
Date: 21 Dec 1992 08:03:16 -0500
Organization: Widener University Mail/News Gateway
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     What's a "ghetto rustler?"
mjs
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons,rec.video.satellite
From: Monty Solomon <monty%roscom@think.com>
Subject: Lisa's Pony starting sequence
Followup-To: rec.video.satellite
Reply-To: Monty Solomon <roscom!monty@think.com>
Organization: Proponent
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 09:33:51 GMT
Expires: Wed, 13 Jan 1993 09:33:52 GMT

Last week's feed on E1/8 had a different starting sequence from the episode  
that aired here locally the same night.

Is this a frequent occurrence?  Did anyone else here observe it?

Thanks.

Monty

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From: glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Homer & God
Date: 23 Dec 92 17:15:17 GMT
Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, MA

>>      I think Homer got pissed off at the truck driver to illustrate that
>>    he had the characteristics of a "Type A Personality" - characterized
>>    by impatience, competitiveness, poorly contained agression, among
>>    others.
>>      I didn't get the "joke" if there was one about E.A. Poe's house
>>    being moved.
>>      Type As, as you probably know, are prone to heart attacks.
>>      P.S. From the looks of my mail file, I think we're the only
>>    ones left on the net!
>>      Cheers!
>
>Uh, folks? Remember "The Telltale Heart" by Edgar Allen Poe?
Yes, and it had NOTHING to do with heart attacks. There *are* obscure
references in the show, and that scene has got to be one, but that's really
stretching it

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these totally outrageous arrows arrows for a fortune, or what!" -- D.R.
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: harp@netcom.com (Gregory O. Harp)
Subject: Re: [8F18] A Streetcar Named Marge
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 11:09:21 GMT

ericta@porky.Eng.Sun.COM (Eric Taylor) writes:

>The scene where Maggie repeatedly tosses the ball against one wall of the
>playpen is another movie reference.  Unfortunately, I don't remember the
>title of the movie it was taken from.  It is a well-known movie set during
>WWII, where an American POW is put in solitaire after he tries to escape.
>Does anyone remember the title of this of this movie?  I don't think it
>appears under the "movie reference" section.

"The Great Escape"
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From: George.Harris@launchpad.unc.edu (George Harris)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Homer & God
Date: 23 Dec 92 19:22:31 GMT
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service

In article <1992Dec23.171517.29710@burrhus.harvard.edu> glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier) writes:
>>>      I didn't get the "joke" if there was one about E.A. Poe's house
>>>    being moved.
>>
>>Uh, folks? Remember "The Telltale Heart" by Edgar Allen Poe?
>Yes, and it had NOTHING to do with heart attacks. There *are* obscure
>references in the show, and that scene has got to be one, but that's really
>stretching it

	Sorry, try again.  All while Homer was driving he could here that 
"funny noise" (bu-dup, bu-dup) that he thought was something wrong with his
car.  He was actually hearing his heart: the tell-tale heart has a similar
central plot element.  It sprang to mind instantly.

>"A horse! A horse! Somebody give me a horse, man, because|glazier@ 
>I come to bury this dirtball, not to praise him. Whaddya |harvard.isr.edu
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