HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Tom Swifties
Date: 28 Aug 92  19:27:10 mst

  >"I dropped my toothpaste," said Tom, crestfallen.

There's a companion to that one:

"I've lost my toothpaste," said Tom aimlessly.

-Monroe

 * OLX 2.2 * "This meat is hard to chew," Tom beefed jerkily.

 * Origin: Through the Looking Glass (42:100/14)
From: Karl.R.Kistler@dartmouth.edu (Karl R. Kistler)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Tom Marlowe is a dork
Date: 25 Aug 92 16:33:24 GMT
Article-I.D.: dartvax.1992Aug25.163324.22524
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

I knew Matt Cheney, Matt Cheney lives down the hall from me, and you're
no Matt Cheney!
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.humor
From: kunnath@leland.stanford.edu (Ajay Kunnath)
Subject: Help brighten a job seeker
Organization: DSG, Stanford University
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 19:05:24 GMT



Friends,

I would like to hear from you about any funny stories that you may have
heard about people going to a job interview and screwing up big-time.

The difficulty about these stories is obtaining them, since quite
obviously, it is not funny to the victim in the story and therefore 
these don't circulate that much.

But we do know they are out there... How this friend of mine went to
this interview with say -XYZ- and she was so stressed out she thought she
was interviewing with ABC, and told the interviewer how much she would
like to work for ABC!!!

Please send your stories to kunnath@quake.stanford.edu

I promise to post them as a collection. I am sure they will put the
humor back in the job hunting process - for not just my friend; but also
for many others!!

Thanks!!

-- 
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Stanford University	   Internet : kunnath@quake.stanford.edu
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From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke 
Date: 26 Aug 92 09:14:33 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <V1H3PB1w165w@ersys.edmonton.ab.ca>, davem@ersys.edmonton.ab.ca (Dave McCrady) writes:
> prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem) writes:
> 
> - >Jan:	What do you call someone who can speak 3 languages?
> - >Jean:	Trilingual.
> - >Jan:	What do you call someone who can speak 2 languages?
> - >Jean:	Bilingual.
> - >Jan:	What do you call someone who can speak only 1 language?
> - >Jean:	An American.
> - 
> - 	Now, that couldn't be English, could it ??      ^ ^
> - 							- 0
> - 							 |
> - 							\_/
> - 	Prem!
> 
>   Naw. Ammurricun.
> 
> Dave McCrady              davem@ersys.edmonton.ab.ca 

Hern Hern Hern

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ras@oracorp.com (Rick Smith)
Subject: TENNE-C
Organization: ORA Corporation, Ithaca, New York
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 13:23:34 GMT


I need the TENNE-C program language that was posted here a million
years ago.  I've lost my copy and I'd like to pass it on to 
somebody here.  Thanks.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: lsalvati@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Louis M Salvati)
Subject: Shes So FAT III
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 19:16:39 GMT

OK lets try this one more time

  She is so FAT thea when we make love I have to roll her in
Flour to find her wet spot.

Bonus

  She is so fat her high school picture was an ariel.







Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: erik@til.til.com (Erik Horstkotte)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Organization: Togai InfraLogic, Inc.
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 17:19:52 GMT

In article <UedO=qa00WAvA8uXNK@andrew.cmu.edu>,
Thomas Omar Smith <ts2a+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:

|> Q: Why would JFK have made a lousy boxer?
|> 
|> A: He couldn't take a shot to the head.

Heard on the net:

Why did Maria Schriver and Arnold Schwarzenegar get married?
They're apparently trying to breed a bulletproof Kennedy.
-- 
Erik Horstkotte, Manager, Software Development, Togai InfraLogic, Inc.
erik@til.til.com, uunet!til!erik - (714) 975-8522
Standard disclaimer: the preceding are my opinions, not TIL's.
From: Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca (Jeremy Reimer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: N-Man #4-- Rapidly becoming a collector's item!
Date: 4 Sep 92 08:53:56 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Distribution: world

> Brian Cash writes:
> 
> Msg-ID: <1992Sep04.001618.20300@bnr.ca>
> Posted: 4 Sep 92 00:16:18 GMT
> 
> Org.  : Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
> 
> >Jeremy_Reimer@ |"Anti-ninjas were the most feared assassins in the world.
> >mindlink.bc.ca | Instead of appearing out of thin air, throwing metal stars
> >---------------| and messing around with bo staffs and numchuks they simply
> >aka THE JAGUAR!| shot people and then drove everyone mad with pointless
> >---------------| conspiracy theories for years afterwards."
> >Stealth Sig#42 |  --From "N-Man #3"
> 
> Hey!  That's from The Tick!  Thief! Thieeeeeeeef!!!!!!
> 
> (BTW, cool series.  How about a Tick - N-Man crossover?)
> 
> Brian /-|-\
> ==============================================================
> "To be, or not to be" - F.Bacon


Honestly, I have *NEVER* heard of the Tick.... what is it?
--------
(no really, honestly!) :)

Give me a reasonable explanation and I'll put it in N-Man #6...

(#5 is Preserved...)


--
Jeremy_Reimer@ |"Anti-ninjas were the most feared assassins in the world.
mindlink.bc.ca | Instead of appearing out of thin air, throwing metal stars
---------------| and messing around with bo staffs and numchuks they simply
aka THE JAGUAR!| shot people and then drove everyone mad with pointless
---------------| conspiracy theories for years afterwards."
Stealth Sig#42 |  --From "N-Man #3"
From: adrian@cs.hw.ac.uk (Adrian Hurt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Joke protests
Date: 3 Sep 92 19:46:33 GMT
Organization: Dept of Computing & Electrical Engineering, Heriot-Watt University, Scotland

Henceforth, the following types of message are forbidden on rec.humor:

. Flames against people's poor spelling or grammar.  The individual who
made the mistake is obviously mentally retarded and in need of help, not
flames.  The same applies to the flamer.

. The Green Golfball Joke.  This discriminates on the basis of colour,
shape and sport.  It should be the Multi-Coloured Sports-shape joke.

. Jokes about AIDS.  Just because you can't get AIDS is no reason to
attack those who can.  Find some other way to become famous.

. Political jokes.  There are too many of these around already, and most
of them have jobs in governments.  Do not create any more.

. Ethnic jokes.  Did you know that World War II was caused by someone
taking a Polack joke seriously?

. Jokes about "How many x does it take to screw a light-bulb?"  These
are sexist, glorifying the obviously masculine light-bulb's sexual
prowess.  Jokes about "How many x does it take to change a light-bulb?"
are acceptable, though - the light-bulb's sexual prowess is inadequate
if x needs more than one for satisfaction.

. Religious jokes.  This is a safety matter.  If some deity chooses to
take offence at your joke, the retaliation could be fatal.  Is your
building insured against "acts of God", or does the insurance policy
specifically exclude them?  If the latter, and your building gets hit
by lightning after you posted such a joke, your organisation may try
to get its money back by suing you if the insurance company does not
pay up.

-- 
 "Keyboard?  How quaint!" - M. Scott

 Adrian Hurt			     |	JANET:  adrian@uk.ac.hw.cs
 UUCP: ..!uknet!cs.hw.ac.uk!adrian   |  ARPA:   adrian@cs.hw.ac.uk
From: dkm3792@hertz.njit.edu (Dave Michaels)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: File on things to freak out your roomate wanted
Date: 2 Sep 92 00:48:31 GMT
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

I once remember reading a file that was a list of 50 hillarious ways to freak
out your college roomate. If anyone has a copy could post it please Id love
to get it back!
thanks! 
-d.
From: dm@think.com (dave mankins)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: How many Bush advisors would it take...
Date: 25 Aug 1992 22:31:06 GMT
Organization: Thinking Machines Corporation, Cambridge, MA (USA)
Distribution: usa
NNTP-Posting-Host: wingit.think.com



How many Bush campaign aides does it take to change a light-bulb?

None.  If it's dark, it is because of the Clinton-Gore gridlock
Congress.


How many Bush economic advisors does it take to change a light-bulb? 

None.  The light-bulb is on its way to recovery.


How many Bush military advisors does it take to change a light-bulb? 

500,000.  Only the light-bulb is in Baghdad, and they'll tell you it
only took one (with TV pictures to boot!), and when it's over the
light-bulb will still be burned out.


How many Bush domestic-policy advisors does it take to change a
light-bulb? 

500,000. Re-elect George Bush and he'll do for domestic light-bulbs
what he did for the light-bulbs of Iraq.


How many Bush tax-policy advisors does it take to change a light-bulb?

If Congress would pass Bush's capital gains tax reduction, rich people
would invest in new light-bulbs, allowing poor people to use the old
light-bulbs gleaned from the rich people's trash.


How many Bush tax-policy advisors does it take to change a light-bulb?

None.  If Bush is re-elected, there'll be a box on your tax-form that
you can check off if you want 10% of your taxes to be used for
darkness reduction.








-- 
david mankins (dm@think.com)
			Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to find himself 
			transformed into an enormous software defect.
From: keithg@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com (Keith Glasson)
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 05:19:38 GMT
Subject: Re: butter flavored Crisco
Organization: work
Newsgroups: rec.humor

 
  >No, no, it's better than this annoying Agnostic/Atheist/Theist flame.  
>My site doesn't have a killfile system.  Ick.  So, what was this 
>girlfriend's name/phone number?  I'd like to meet her...  |-)
> 
> - Mark Hughes  (Caves of Steel 624-2078)     mhughes@comtch.spk.wa.us
>>----------

	Sorry, I already married her.


+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Light buld joke
Date: 3 Sep 92 13:47:58 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light buld?























A: two, and how they got into the light buld I'll never know!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: frank2@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za (FRANK D N)
Subject: Re: nursery rhymes
Organization: Wits Electrical Engineering (Undergrads).
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 16:56:29 GMT

I take no responsibility for this one:

	Mary had a little lamb
	That always was a gruntin'
	So she tied it to the fence one day
	And kicked it's little...

NO NO NO  AAAaargh...

sorry, i'm much better now 

--
David Frank       <frank2@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za>
University of the Witwatersrand, Johannesburg
From: lsalvati@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Louis M Salvati)
Subject: Shes So Fat
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 18:20:21 GMT

How about from The Last Boyscout:
     
      She is so fat that when we make love I have
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bgarfink@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (beth diane garfinkel)
Subject: Re: Answering machine messages.
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 15:22:00 GMT

Mine says,  

	"Hello.  I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll
leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here
in person."

								Beth
-- 
"Hold stick near center of its length.  Moisten pointed end in mouth.
Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rstenson@spartan.ac.BrockU.CA (Ronald Ernest Stenson)
Subject: re: Cease Fire
Organization: Brock University, St. Catharines Ontario
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 19:26:32 GMT

in article 81249 (mario smarduch) writes:

    Could everyone please stop sending mail to my account. I'm calling
a cease fire, and I want to appoligize to all the rec.humor netters for
some of the  bashing I dished out. Looking back at it only few people really
deserved and I should of done it offline. I would ask everyone not to post any
crap into soc.culture.polish, check the groups before you post an article.

now that is THE funniest thing I've seen in this newsgroup for about 2 weeks.

and you all said he didn't have a sense of humor.

bravo mario ... it takes a big man - or woman - to admit he - or she - went\
just a little too far.

good luck in trying to settle the sediment you whipped up.

respectfully,

rstenson
From: saal@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (samuel.saal)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Where are you whimp?
Date: 2 Sep 92 17:07:51 GMT
Organization: liver ---> spleen

In article <180k0fINN1c1@early-bird.think.com> shaig@Think.COM (Shai
Guday) writes:

>In article <1992Sep1.163205.834@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com>,
>marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:

>|> Listen you whimp, if you're going to send threats at least leave
>|> your mailing address, or are you too scared?

>If you want to bash a whimp (sic) or two, I can give you
>some good addresses to start off with.  Lemmesee, there
>is one in Pennsylvania Ave, Washington D.C but I have a
>traumatic block when it comes to recalling the exact one....

1600 Pennsyylvania Ave
-- 
Sam Saal      kingfish!saal OR saal@kingfish.att.com
	Vayiftach HaShem et Peah Ha`Aton
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish,alt.censorship,talk.politics.guns
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Subject: Re: How many Bush Vice-Presidents...
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 05:14:13 GMT


You know, if you put the U and the C in "FUCK", we wouldn't think you
were a total idiot.

But what do you want?  He's from Jersey. :-)

In article <1992Sep2.192111.27069@njitgw.njit.edu> lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt) writes:

>   	FFFFFFFFFFFF                                     KKKK      KKK
>        FFFFFFFFFFFF        ****            ****         KKKK     KKK
>        FFFF                ****            ****         KKKK    KKK
>        FFFF              *******          ******        KKKK   KKK
>        FFFFFFFFFF      ************    ************     KKKK KKKK
>        FFFFFFFFFF      ************    ************     KKKKKKKK
>        FFFF               ******          ******        KKKK KKKK
>        FFFF                ****            ****         KKKK   KKK
>        FFFF                ****            ****         KKKK    KKK
>        FFFF                                             KKKK     KKK   
>
>               YYYY        YYYY      OOOOOO        UUUU        UUUU
>	        YYYY      YYYY     OOOO   OOOO     UUUU        UUUU
>                 YYYY    YYYY    OOOO       OOOO   UUUU        UUUU
>                  YYYY  YYYY     OOOO       OOOO   UUUU        UUUU
>                   YYYYYYYY      OOOO       OOOO   UUUU        UUUU
>                     YYYY        OOOO       OOOO   UUUU        UUUU
>                     YYYY        OOOO       OOOO   UUUU        UUUU
>                     YYYY        OOOO       OOOO   UUUU        UUUU
>                     YYYY         OOOO    OOOO      UUUU     UUUU
>		     YYYY            OOOOOO           UUUUUUUUU



--
Sweet Thames, run softly till I end my song
Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long.
			-- T.S. Eliot, "The Wasteland"
From: spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Travaglia)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: BOFH HH
Date: 2 Sep 92 08:21:28 +1200
Organization: University of Waikato Computer Centre

In article <92Sep01.185638.11531@acs.ucalgary.ca>, verwey@acs.ucalgary.ca (Mary-Ann Verwey) writes:
> In article <1992Sep1.171635.16643@tamsun.tamu.edu> news@tamsun.tamu.edu (Read News) writes:
>>Can some one e-mail me the BOFH 
> 
> Yes I too would love to get the whole series of BOFH, I've got
> five but hear there is more... Thanks :)

Try ftping from the kind folks at deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu in the

	misc/fun/humor/computer

directory
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Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
                                        -- Franklin P. Jones
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: KARLIN@BNLCL6.BNL.GOV (P.L. Cowan)
Subject: Czech joke.
Organization: BROOKHAVEN NATIONAL LABORATORY
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 22:25:00 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.23

When I visited Czechoslovakia last year I discovered that the Czechs are some
of the best joke tellers in the world. I especially like the old anti-communism
jokes from before the "Velvet Revolution". Here is my favorite:

A kind old Czech grandpa died and went to heaven. God said, "You have been such
a kind man, always concerned with others and never yourself. I am going to
grant you three wishes for what you have always wanted."

Grandpa: Three wishes? For me? Well the first wish is that the Chinese army
should attack Czechoslavakia, and we should defeat them!

God: That is a strange wish, but it shall be.

Grandpa: Really? It will happen as I said? Then my second wish is that it
should happen again.

God: The same wish again? Well, it shall be. And the third?

Grandpa: The same again.

God: Oh well, it shall be, but tell me why do you want China to attack
Czechoslovakia three times, and defeated three times?

v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v

Grandpa: Oh God! Can you imagine the Chinese Army going six times across
Russia?


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From: dm@think.com (dave mankins)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.politics.clinton,alt.politics.bush
Subject: How many Bush Vice-Presidents...
Date: 1 Sep 1992 04:37:29 GMT
Organization: Thinking Machines Corporation, Cambridge, MA (USA)
Distribution: usa
NNTP-Posting-Host: wingit.think.com


How many Bush Vice-Presidents does it take to change a lite-bulbe?
-- 
david mankins (dm@think.com)
			Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to find himself 
			transformed into an enormous software defect.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: art@wvus.org (Art Nicolaysen)
Subject: Re: please help me name my machine
Reply-To: art@wvus.org (Art Nicolaysen)
Organization: World Vision U.S.
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 04:25:00 GMT

In article <1992Aug25.164739.4241@enterprise.rdd.lmsc.lockheed.com> baylor@force.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com writes:
>In article <1992Aug20.210557.4916@aimla.com>, chris@optimla.aimla.com (Chris Angelli) writes:
>>>>lisa writes:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>We get to name our machines at work here, and I am 
>>>>>in desperate need of a new machine name in a hurry!  
>>>>>Can you help me?  
>>
>>I once took a course at DEC and they had named their
>>computers after the Marx brothers:
>>
>>Groucho, Harpo, Zeppo, etc. and .... Karl
>>
>Gee, how about Bingo, Bango, Bongo and Irving
>(see how many get the reference!)

Plenty of names to choose from if you just go looking in 
Tolkien's _Lord of the Rings_ and _The Hobbit_ (Frodo, Bilbo,
Gandalf, etc.) Or in any other fantasy/scifi novel/series of
your choosing.


-----------------------------------------+----------------------------------
  "Always do right.  You will gratify    | Art Nicolaysen    art@wvus.org
   some people, and astonish the rest" 	 |
  		     Mark Twain		 | (somewhere in los angeles county)
-----------------------------------------+----------------------------------
    ____
   /@   \/~{    "Is that a fish?"   "No, Dagwood, that's
   \____/\{      bait for the .sig line eater!!"
From: colinl@cssc-syd.tansu.com.au (Colin Lynch)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: The "education"party needs educating!
Date: 20 Aug 92 23:48:03 GMT
Organization: Customised Software Solutions Centres, AOTC

b473dg@tamuts.tamu.edu (Dilawar Grewal) writes:

>Houston Chronicle, Tuesday, Aug. 18, 1992. Page 1

>Bush's `steady hand' praised by Reagan
>--------------------------------------

>"We know George Bush," Reagan said. "he is trustworthy and level-headed
>leader who is respected around the world. His is a steady hand on the tiller
>through the choppy water's of the 90's, which is exactly what we need. 
>We need George Bush."

>--------------------------------------------

>Hand on the tiller through choppy waters??????????????? NO WONDER THE 
>REPUBLICANS ARE SINKING. Somebody tell them tillers are meant to be
>used on land, not on water!!!!

>ONLY RONNIE, ONLY RONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

>-d.

	...so how would you control a yacht's rudder? By hangin' over the
side? Buy a dictionary, buddy.

-- 
	Colin Lynch - AOTC Ltd     | e-mail: colinl@cssc-syd.tansu.com.au
      Advanced Network Products    | postal: PO Box A226 Sydney South
    Customised Software Solutions  |         NSW 2000  Australia
           Centre  -  Sydney       | phone:  +61-2-9113142   fax: 9113199
From: spedroza@CS.EP.UTEXAS.EDU (Samuel Pedroza)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Riddles/One liners Wanted
Date: 27 Aug 92 03:02:47 GMT


   I am looking for a database of riddles (simple, hard, whatever).
   If anyone has a collection of riddles or silly jokes (one liners)
   and could mail them to me, I'd very much appreciate it.  What I'm 
   looking for is like the following examples:

   Obvious but not so simple sometimes...
   1.  A termite walks into a bar, looks around and asks "Is the
       bartender here?"

   Obvious one liner...
   2.  A man walks into a bar and says "ouch!"

   Riddle, not so obvious...
   3.  A man rushes into a bar, asks the bartender "Bartender!  Give
       me a drink!  Anything!".  The bartender looks at the man for a
       minute, pulls out a gun from behind the counter and points it
       directly between the mans eyes.  The man walks away happy and
       satisfied. Why?  (I'll let you think about this one)

   And of course, dumb ones...
   4.  A plane crashes on the border of Texas and Mexico.  Where do
       you bury the survivors? (I remember this from the Cosby show)


       So if anyone out there  has a list of these, can I have a copy?

       Thanks!

       sam

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: Another frustrated voice bemoans the state of the U.S. Economy:
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 16:51:07 GMT

damon@umbc4.umbc.edu (Mr. Damon Kelly; ACS (RJE)) writes:
>Who *knows* where this work of prose came from.  Passed on from a friend
>to a friend:

This dates back at least 50 years, and has been applied to every
single president, and probably most governors.  Every 4 years or so,
someone does a search and replace.

>		      "Psalm 23 -- 1992 Version"
-- 
Women like silent men.  They think they're listening
From: v118qpx9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (BYTEMAN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Confucious
Date: 26 Aug 92 19:42:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


Confucious say:
		Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.


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