HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: weekend: goats
Date: 31 Aug 92 23:16:46 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

C J writes:

>*That* is what I call a fun animal.

IN BED!

rp -- there is *NO* hope for me.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: ricky@adx.adelphi.edu (Ricky Glass)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: Adelphi University
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 18:39:25 GMT

In article <RANNOU.92Aug29050838@zuse.info.polymtl.ca> Rannou@info.polymtl.ca (Patrick Rannou) writes:
>In article <1992Aug28.221441.12452@adx.adelphi.edu> ricky@adx.adelphi.edu (Ricky Glass) writes:
>
>
>   In article <1992Aug28.140739.21867@dickens.com> jd@dickens.com (Joe Dudar) writes:
>   >In article <RANNOU.92Aug27090550@zuse.info.polymtl.ca> Rannou@info.polymtl.ca (Patrick Rannou) writes:
>   >>In article <1992Aug24.132945.20787@hobbes.kzoo.edu> tweaver@hobbes.kzoo.edu (Tim Weaver) writes:
>   >>
>   >>   >Don't forget ordering 36,767 Frengi pizzas in Rikers name.
>   >>
>   >>Huh, why 36,767 exactly? I've seen this number pop up in other newsgroup,
>   >>so if any kind soul can tell me I'll be gald...
>   >>
>   >I'm already galled.  I think it was s'posed ta be 2^15-1, or 32k-1, but the
>   >second digit is wrong... should be 32767.
>
>   What amazes me is how much noise a few typos can make.  :-)  I did mean
>   32,767 pizzas.  
>
>Yeah, Talk about it, some guy even mailed me asking if gald meant happy guy
>with no hair. A real misinterpretation of my  topys...
Ouch,  toupees? :-)

Maybe you are onto something.  Picard decides he wants a toupee.  He
decides to use Datas' hair since in can regenerate quickly.  Forgetting
they are in San Francisco, as Picard begins to trim Data an earthquake
happens.  Well, oops.

Ricky
-- 
 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
 (Dr\.\ )?R(\.|(ic((hard)|(ky))))\ Glass  {
         printf("%s (%s)\n", "Ricky Glass", "ricky@adx.adelphi.edu"); }
 /* recursive (adj.) See recursive.  ("The Devils DP Dictionary") */
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Wash That Bohemian
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 22:10:38 GMT

In article <1992Aug25.140804.26443@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>
>|> >>Angst you glad you use Dali?
>|> >Klee, Seurat, Seurat.
>|> You've got nothing, Toulouse.
>Donatella me. I don't want to know.
With puns like this, you could make Monet as a stand-up.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: So that fucker Marcos is to blame.....
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 13:45:26 GMT

{stolen shamelessly from clari.news.cast}
 
	Former Philippines first lady Imelda Marcos claims the restless
spirit of her late husband has spawned a series of natural disasters...
including Hurricane Andrew. Marcos... trying to win government approval
to bury the late dictator in his homeland... says... and these are her
words... ``I believe that when our spirit, our soul... is NOT in harmony
with God, humanity and the universe, nature would get angry at us.''
 
	In reference to Hurricane Andrew and several recent Philippine
natural disasters, she adds, again using her words... ``Look at these
typhoons, volcanic eruptions, and now what is happening in America. For
the sake of the Republic of the Philippines, for the Filipino people,
(we must) put the remains of the president to rest so that these
negative vibrations will leave us.''
 



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Handy killfile suggestion
Followup-To: alt.sex.carasso,alt.test,rec.food.gooley,misc.test
Summary: carasso=boring
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 20:08:38 GMT

If you are as bored as I am by carasso stirring up trouble and letting
t.b. gather articles from incensed members of ethnic group X, try

/soc.culture/h:j

works like a charm

YOU CARASSO ARE NO GEORGE GERSHWIN!@!@


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 03:12:44 GMT

3005904@jeff-lab.queensu.ca (Colleen Davis (Dexter)) writes:

>> which female in t.b would be most likely to get this title?
>> 
>> c 
>> oh, and men...no votes for your sisters, please.
>> 
>> 
>ooh!ooh!Pick.me!Pick.me!
>
>colleen

She's a nose.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap
Followup-To: poster
Date: 31 Aug 1992 20:21:37 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

In article <p94fafc@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>I've never met you, but the circumstantial evidence suggests
>that you're white, male, and not poverty-stricken.  You are
>utterly clueless.  Shut up, listen, and learn something.

Well, while i may be white, culturally i am latino (i'm sure i've stated that
before).  And while i'm not begging for change, i don't have enough money
to buy a car.  Not even close.

I'm not utterly clueless.  I do think that you're making a mountain out
of a molehill.  I've lived prejudice (especially since i came to 'SC) and
i can relate, but having some jerk twit post spunk on talk.bizarre hardly
qualifies as 'mysoginy' any more than some Nazi posting about how i, even
though i'm white, am inferior because of my cultural heritage.  That's
just plain stupidity.

I agree that we should keep stupid posts like that out of here.  But don't
you honestly think you're all overreacting a tad?

5150
sorry for posting. followups to me.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: word sounds
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 00:38:46 GMT

Have you ever thought about how certain words sound, and why
we use them to mean what they mean?  We can look up words 
and find they are from Latin or Old English, but how did
those people come up with the meanings of certain sounds?
Here's some examples:

  Relax:       This one will almost put you to sleep just
               by pronouncing it.
  Door:        How did this one get to mean the swinging
               piece of wood in the entrance?
  Cheap:       Nice, short sound that seems to indicate
               smallness.

  Ingot:       Means block of metal.  Sounds like Swedish
               barmaid.
  Scratch:     Almost hurts just saying it.


  Raw:         These one-syllable words really get me.
               Why couldn't it have been "nev"?
  Eke:         Sounds like squeek, which is what happens
               when you're just getting by.
  All:         If you stretch out the "l" sound, this 
               produces a nice effect.
  Limburger:   Makes you want to pinch your nose just by
               saying it.
  Lip:         This word makes you use your lips so you
               can say it.
  Yam:         Another good one-syllable word.  Means
               tuber.  Sounds like sick cat.

  Spam:        Couldn't think of a better sounding word
               for this congealed conglomeration.
  Poor:        Why does this sound mean "without money"
               as well as "hole," "study," and "flow"?
  Ash:         Needs to be said in soft whispers.

  Fat:         Such a small word to mean something so
               big.  Even "thin" is a bigger word.
  Free:        Gives feeling of space and air.


	Mark  

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: My Generation (Re: ata boy was sexually rejected recently)
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 06:22:14 GMT

In article <59962@mimsy.umd.edu> kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
[...]
>We want women to be treated like human beings, we believe that each
>human being is deserving of respect but each person has to do their part
>to earn that respect, and you tell us that's not good enough because
>that's not what you believe in.
>
>Well fuck you.

yes!  FUCK yes!  now we're ROLLING.

next?

m

come on, boys, don't be shy.
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.config,rec.humor
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap/bush
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 01:15:15 GMT

rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
>> alt.politics.bush	love bush

>Whose bush?

A Bush in the hand is likely to upset her husband, thats who.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: KAMCHAR@ibm.cl.msu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Name the band who did this song:
Date: 26 Aug 92 01:08:58 GMT
Organization: Kamchatka Charlie

I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored

Yes, these are the actual lyrics to the song.

Kamchatka Charlie          KAMCHAR@ibm.cl.msu.edu
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: please continue
Date: 2 Sep 92 09:28:44
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu


the fluorescent lights continue their insidious buzzing, programming us all to
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Subject: Re: hairy02.gif [male] (color, 1/5)
Organization: The NorWEB Federation
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 22:52:45 GMT

In alt.binaries.pictures.erotica, someone wrote:

\ File Name	: hairy02.gif
/ File Size	: 185,952 bytes 
\ Format	: 640 x 480 256 optimized colors 
/ Scanner Used	: Epson ES-300C on the PC 
\ 
/ Description : Same hairy dude as in hairy01.gif, except this time he is
\ 	     naked, showing his hairy chest and legs. He is holding and
/ 	     pressing down his male member. 
\ 
/ WARNING : This pic contains male nudity. Definitely NOT for viewing by
\           minors or those offended by such material.
/ 
\ 
/ QUUNCD Ver. 1.4, by Theodore A. Kaldis.
\ BEGIN--cut here--CUT HERE--Part 1
/ begin 644 hairy02.gif




	My absolutely, positively, favorite part of poking around
a.b.p.e is seeing something with Kaldis' name on it being used for
applications such as this.





--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
"I voted for comp.protocols.tcp-ip.eniac!  I am Rich Rosen!
 The net is sweet."
                                          --C.J. Silverio, talk.bizarre, 9/1/92
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Subject: dental dams
Date: 27 Aug 92 15:37:22 CDT


would a man really volunteer to use one of these?


c




definition of dental dam:
a small square of a saran wrap-like 
material, used to prevent the spread
of STD's during cunnilingus
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: bargain (was Re: Arresting Behavior)
Date: 4 Sep 92 08:14:24 GMT
Organization: me myself and i

In soc.motss, hollombe@polymath.tti.com (The Polymath) suggests:
:
|I'd think someone else here would at least like to give them an attaboy or
|two.

thank you for your kind offer but one's plenty.

Tx. [context free]
--
check my header - travelling hard at the speed of thought
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 08:11:08 GMT

In article <8359@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au> newton@iagu.itd.adelaide.edu.au (Mark Newton) writes:
>
>My dear lady:  You, in particular, don't have anything worthwhile to say.

au contraire.  i am a) not a lady and b) have said
one of the very few worthwhile things to be said
in this newsgroup for a very very long time.  YOU,
i suppose, were hoping for some more HOOTERS.  if
you find hooters more worthwhile than the well-
deserved anger of a woman who would like to go 
through just ONE day without being exposed to the
kind of sophomoric insensitive demeaning CRAP that
is constantly spewed into t.b by post-pubescent
geeks whose last brain cell has been hopelessly
mutated by testosterone poisoning, buy yourself a
strip joint and keep yourself busy enough that you
NEVER post to t.b again.

goddammit, i'm PISSED OFF.  someone went to the
trouble of creating alt.feminism, and the FIRST
GODDAMN POST THERE was from some IGNORANT WOMAN-
HATING FUCK who thought he was being funny.  so
i unsubscribe and i go back to talk.bizarre, and
my killfile kills 20 posts from that rectum 
carasso and damn near everything i read is about
hooters or dykes or how ugly feminists are, i'm
wearing out my goddamn K key and i can't kill
it all, there's too fucking much of it.  this
net HATES WOMEN and i figure if the whole fucking
net is going to hate me then i am going to give
it a goddamn good reason.

put me in your killfile, sweetie.  i dare you.
i've got half the goddamn net in mine, and it's
not half near enough.

>Tell me:  Do you have trouble getting along with people in real life?

no.  in real life, 99.9 percent of men don't have the
cojones to shit in public.

>Do you have trouble relating to men?  Have you had a decent fuck lately?

i get laid every night by my gorgeous husband,
who looks like bono's younger blonder brother
bobo, has an ass that camille claudel could
have sculpted, can bench press his own weight,
and gets it up in a light breeze.  since he
actually LIKES women, i don't have any trouble
relating to him at all.

i DO only fuck men who actually like women, you
know.  a girl's gotta have SOME standards.

>May you die with dignity [tm - The Henry]

may you die at the hands of a horde of angry
feminista bulldykes armed with potato peelers.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Songs Hendrix never recorded
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 17:08:19 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

joni j:
: "My wind cries Mary"
"All Along The Shopping Mall"
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | Would You Like Fries With That?                 |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bmo1@ra.msstate.edu (Brennan "CrayDeath" O'Keefe)
Subject: Re: Boom Boom
Organization: Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow
Date: Mon, 24 Aug 1992 01:05:31 GMT

grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:


>I just saw a commercial for "Rap Musk."  I sat on the edge of my seat
>waiting for the Energizer Rabbit to make an appearance.

That was my reaction to the "toilet duck" commercial.  I was waiting for
the rabbit, or at least something along the lines of "I am the cleanser
that flaps in the night!"
-- 
CrayDeath                     | 
mka Brennan M. O'Keefe        |      This mind intentionally left blank.
internet: bmo1@ra.msstate.edu |
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Famous Flames.
Date: 2 Sep 92 17:06:59 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs


rpwhite posts a bunch of famous t.b flames, with one
stunning omission.  rp!  You forgot this one:

----------------------------------------------------------------
Why, it's our old friend, Tom "Dickless" Albrecht!  How is it
that I'm so sure he's dickless?  Well, he got FIRM instructions
last time he strutted into this group that he couldn't post
again until he'd gnawed his own dick off.  Obedient xtian that
he is, he's back, nibbled clean.
----------------------------------------------------------------

---
c j silverio
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confession
Date: 31 Aug 92 00:23:32 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

If I catch my mom dancing naked, languid and dreamy, to my "Until the 
End of the World" CD again, I'm going to hang myself.


RICHH
--maybe I should stop slipping it into the player
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: intermittent windshield whipper
Date: Wed, 02 Sep 92 21:51:14 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <92246.154640QXF1@psuvm.psu.edu> <QXF1@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>I once had problem with the intermittent windshield whipper. Sometimes it
>worked and occasionally it just stopped in the middle. I went to the dealer and
>was told the problem was in the motor and about $200 is needed for the
>replacement. Later on I did some fabrication to the intermittent relay
>circuitary and had the problem solved. Anyone who has the same problem and not
>willing to change the motor are welcome to contact me and share my experience.



Belongs on alt.automobiles.sadism, I think.

Mark., o lovely Penn State.
gooley@netcom.com
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Mental illnesses
Date: 3 Sep 92 10:44:26 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <1992Aug31.180314.15117@pbhya.PacBell.COM>
whheydt@pbhya.PacBell.COM (Wilson Heydt) writes:

&  I don't know of too many mental illnesses that interfere with motor
&  activity. 


In article <7405@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:

%  Try alcoholism, agoraphobia, catatonia, causalgia, dementia and
%  schizophrenia. 


In article <25445@castle.ed.ac.uk> adam@castle.ed.ac.uk (Adam Hamilton)
writes:

#  Uhh, OK then.  Uhhh, is that consecutively, concurrently or just
#  alphabetically? And say, do you know any illnesses that will make me
#  drive BETTER?


I recommend you to try them in alphabetical order.

Oh, and I forgot conversion hysteria.

-- Ken "ask your therapist for a free sample" Johnson


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: mjd@SAUL.CIS.UPENN.EDU (Mark-Jason Dominus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Context
Date: 27 Aug 92 18:28:44 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


	Myn housbonde was at Loundon al that Lente;
	I hadde the bettre leyser for to pleye,
	And for to se, and eek for to be seye,
	Of lusty folk.  What wiste I wher my grace
	Was shapen for to be or in what place?

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: elambert@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Eber Lambert)
Subject: Re: Name the band who did this song:
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 00:47:01 GMT

>kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:

>>>OH YEAH?? Name *THIS* song...
>>>
>>>HUUUUUGGHHHHHEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY! Phphphph phphphphp phphphph


Dont tell me.... its by Wilson Phillips right?  

Hey did you know theyre all fuckable now?  Even the fat one....

 
na na na nananana nananana Hey Lude

eel
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:    RICHH: TELL ME SOMETHING TO MAKE ME HATE YOU
Distribution: world
Date: 31 Aug 92 20:15:07 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <BtrtE3.45E@agora.rain.com> iota@agora.rain.com (David Friedman) writes:
Dave,

      A) Get alt.prose out of your newsgroups line.
      B) Give me back my arm and maybe I won't use your scrotum for batting
         practice.

--
"So I'm minding my own business...no, really. | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 And I see him, the HIM in big impressive     | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 letters. And he owns me, I mean the way      |
 pigeons own N.Y...damn I'm had again."       |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: challenge for Carasso
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 18:42:16 GMT


Carasso:

>   IN TALK.BIZARRE sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>   )
>   )ok then Roger is a bigot not a racist, Semitic semantics
>   )is really beside the point and you know it.
>
>   First, define "Bigot", and then I may or may not agree with you.

...first I would have to take you seriously, Roger, and you don't 
even do that.

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27710 alt.fan.dan-quayle:3047
From: tip@lead.aichem.arizona.edu (Tom Perigrin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: A fantasy
Date: 27 Aug 92 22:42:52 GMT
Distribution: na, usa, world
Organization: University of Arizona UNIX Users Group

In article <1992Aug20.222707.6863@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> Corby.E.Page@dartmouth.edu (Corby E. Page) writes:
>In article <1992Aug20.204319.8023@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
>rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>
>> i have this sudden
>> craving to ingest massive quanitities of hallucinogens, stimulants, and
>> liquor, and then bungee jump naked into the middle of the republican 
>> national convention floor, preferably during Quayles speech tonight.
>
>I'll be watching for you.
>
>corby
>corby@dartmouth.edu


You probably would have been filled full of holes long before you hit 
the ground.   The RNC hired commerical roadies to do the lighting,
special effects, etc... for them.   My brother in law was in charge of
a part of the show (I'm being vague, because I don't trust this government
not to violate my or his civil liberties).    He is fairly moderate,
which means he is a flaming liberal in the eyes of the RNC.

We jokingly suggested he should arrange a Clinton banner to drop down behind 
Bush during his speech.  This would have been impossible.   Every peice
of equipment, every possible sign, banner, or anything that could do harm 
or show up on TV was examned by the secret service, the RNC, and a seperate
hired squad.  They had agents posted everywhere,  ready to turn off lights,
pull plugs, or whatever to make sure that no inappropriate messages were
seen on TV.    For example,  one woman deligate was found trying to sneak in a
Pro Choice flag, and she was jailed on trumped up charges until after
the convention was over.   

For example, did you know that all of those hand painted signs (such as the
cute sign "Woody Allen is Clintons Family Advisor") were made by the RNC
staff, and handed out to deligates with an eye to camaera coverage.  Deligates
were not allowed to make or modify thier own signs.   One member of the Arizona
deegation was very upset because he had a sign that said "Az 'heart' AuH2O",
but this wasn't allowed because Goldwater is considerted to be too 
liberal (OH YEAH?).   The guy has been on at least 2 call in talk shows 
to complain about this.   This life long republican is probably going to
vote for Clinton because the republicans convention was too far right for
an Arizonan who likes Goldwater ...


Of course,  Pat Robertson did say that feminists wanted women to "leave their
husbands, kill thier children, practice withcraft, and vote communist".
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Subject: Re:  IF IT'S NOT SCOTTISH! IT'S CRAP! (was: Re: STOP this crap)
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 21:19:50 GMT

grendel@canetoad.UUCP (the other one) writes:
*"I'm not cruel to be kind.     
* I'm not cruel to be crueller.
* I'm cruel to be cruellest"   
*                    Grendel     

Right now, I'd kill for a cruller.


Mark "If I liked coffee, I'd dunk it" Lippert