From: jks2x@holmes.acc.Virginia.EDU (Jason K. Schechner)
Newsgroups: alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Clinton Screws Up! Press Reports It!
Date: 12 Sep 92 01:56:18 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

In article <1937@celia.UUCP> celia!steve@usc.edu (Steve Tyree) writes:

> It looks like some people need everything spelled out for them
> I knew those were mistakes.  Democrates is obvious.  Only an Elitist

	You're saying that you saw the typos and left them in?  
Brilliant.  Absolutely brilliant.  You couldn't make this any easier 
even if you tried.

>would bother to point them out.  You have just identified yourself as
>one.  Thats why I typed it the way it was.  Remember Rush - 

	No.  We're pointing out your mistakes because you got on our
backs for pointing out Dan's.  It's called sarcasm!  It's a powerful
tool.  Learn to use it.  Once you've mastered it you may smite ignorant
peons with it, such as I am doing with you!

> "Sometimes you have to show absurdity by being absurd"

I  guess that goes in hand with "Fight fire with fire".  Look
where that policy has gotten us this century.  And look where it's
gotten the poor ex-Soviets.

> Yes I will continue to NOT correct my typos and might even use that
>extra e every now and than.
> By the way, do you "elightened" quayle bashers realiase that Dan usually
                                  ^At least his _supporters_ should
capitalize his name!!!

>reads from a speech. Is it not possible that he said it the way the speech
>writers intended him to say it. Why on earth would they ever do that ?

        I can just see it "Ok Dannie, now when the other little boy
spells the words, YOU should add an extra 'e' to them because most school
children forget those 'e's.  OK?"  
     Don't start on a "it was just a silly spelling error you make them 
all the time" thing.  True, I make mistakes on a regular basis, but I 
don't have the press hanging on every word I say waiting to tear it to 
pieces.  I also am not a heartbeat (or lack thereof) away from being one 
of the most powerful men in the world.  
     Another point:  We all know he and all other poloticians have
speech writers, but Writers or no I'm sure he has SOME input
as to what in the hell he says!  Only an idiot (wait a sec - I _am_
talking about Quayle here) would read something in front of reporters
he KNOWS are hostile to him without reading it first himself.  The
sheer fact that he READ the speaches merrits him a 'Jackass of the
decade' award.

> "Born Free as Free as the Grass Grows....."
> Do I need to spell this one out or have you got it yet ?

        Before you try to spell something out, learn to spell.  Then
learn to think for yourself, not just regurgitate what "the great and
powerful Rush" (gag) said on the air one day.  After you've
accomplished that much I will be more than happy to debate you on the
(lack of) merrits of JDQ.  By that time we'll be thanking Arkansas for
our new President.

> Steve Tyree - These opinions are mine and mine alone.
>          ps - Heres some help. Remember the Washington Post.

-Jason



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 Brain is numb, and your tounge, will surely dig your grave." 
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