From: mec6@quads.uchicago.edu (rini)
Subject: Re: CALLING ALL WOMEN..WHERE ARE YOU?
Reply-To: mec6@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 18:21:23 GMT

biesel@javelin.sim.es.com (Heiner Biesel) writes:
>mec6@quads.uchicago.edu (rini) writes:

>>Men.  They're all the same.  Some young hot thing comes along with a
>>bigger trampoline, and I'm history.  Heiner, did you ever even ask *me*
>>for Jello?  
 
>Oh, I tried, but you just weren't listening, rini. Remember the time we took
>the tour of the slaughterhouse, and I told you how much I'd prefer it if
>the blood were green, and you gave me that peculiar look? Well, right then
>I knew it was pointless to bring it up.

Oh please.  You expect me to pick up the veiled reference to Jello
hidden in that comment?  Hell, I thought you were making some sort
of cruel joke referring back to the previous day's rendevous at
the swamp -- remember?  How I nearly choked to death on an algae mat 
and you couldn't stop laughing long enough to help?  SHEEZ!  How was I 
supposed to know that you had Jello inclinations from that opaque
and easily misconstrued comment?  I'm no mind reader you know.

And why does it have to be *lime* Jello anyway?  Maybe you *do* want
to relive that humiliating experience at the swamp.  Yes, you want 
to see me suffer, because you're just a misogynist, Heiner.

>>Noooooo.  *I* could've given you Jello.  We could've worked
>>out something with a zoo also.  But did you even *try*?  Did you *ever*
>>confide in me with these "unmet needs" of yours?  Noooooo.  
 
>This is tearing me up. Don't you think I have feelings too? How do you 
>suppose I felt when you used up every one of those kittens I'd bought
>for *BOTH* of us on St. Vitus day? 

I *said* I was *SORRY* about that, OKAY?  I'm sorry, I'm SORRY, I'm 
*SORRY*!!  I offered to get you more kittens, but it "Nooo, I wanted 
*those* kittens. <sniff>"  What do you want me to do, Heiner?  And 
why do you repeatedly bring this up, over and OVER again?

>You're a good one to talk about
>not confiding! Hah! All those moody days, your furtive visits to the
>fish market (yes, I followed you there), that affair with Vito, and
>on and on...

First, Vito was just a friend, and you know it.  He was having some
problems and he just needed a woman's ear.  There was no harm done.
Besides!  What if it was an affair!?  You're the one leaving *me* for
a newfound interest....  Let he who hath no sin cast the first stone!

About the fish market... I was just *looking*.  If you followed me,
you'd know that.  I never talked to anyone, and I didn't touch *anything*.
It was just a place for me to go to get away and think about "us."
(Little did I know that I was being *spied* on -- you're really overly
jealous, you know that?)

>>Out of
>>the blue, somebody else comes along with a big ol' tramp (refurbished 
>>springs, no doubt) and suddenly it's "I've got unmet needs."  Sheez.  
>>You can't fool me, Heiner.  It's always the same old same old with you
>>men.  
 
>Women! You can't live with them, you can't live without them! I tried,
>God knows I tried, but you just couldn't meet me halfway.  Well, I'm
>sorry, very sorry, but I have to be good to myself first and regain the
>self-esteem that our mutually co-dependent relationship destroyed.  For the
>first time in months I can look in the mirror and laugh again!

That's a good one Heiner.   Ha ha ha, very funny.  You're so very funny
when you look in the mirror, are you?  Funny funny funny. Ladies and 
Gentlemen: Heiner thinks he is very funny!  Isn't that cute? Yes, 
Heiner looks back at our destroyed relationship and my devastated
life, and he laughs.  He watches me suffer, and he laughs.  Ha ha ha ha
ha -- it's so *very* funny, isn't it?  Boy, he's got a *great* sense
of humor.  About as funny as Hitler.

rini
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