From: Jason.Wong@p0.f118.n244.z1.fidonet.org (Jason Wong)
Newsgroups: k12.chat.senior
Subject: Re: Hi
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 08:55:03 PST
Organization: FidoNet node 1:244/118.0 - Renzo's Roost, Hamilton ON

 -=> Quoting Wendy Belt to Jason Wong <=-

Hi Wendy, good to hear back from you!

 WB> YES I HAVE BLOND HAIR AND GREEN EYES. Even if everyone else on
 WB> the board feels the need to copy me.  I'd send you some hair and an
 WB> eye, but somehow I don't think they'd go through the wires very well.
 WB> :} :} 
 You should be flattered that they copy you. Now for another question.
 Are you a true blonde???? :] (you're not the only one who likes to use
 smiling faces)
 
 WB> I just noticed you live in Canada somewhere.  I visit
 WB> Canada all the time (mainly B.C.)  maybe I'll move there someday. 
 WB> (no, I didn't say that to make you feel better!:} )  
It's a great place up here. Lots of wide open spaces to run around in! 
Naturally, I think there are a lot of nice people up here (me 
included :] ). On behalf of Canada, let me warmly invite you to come to
Canada!! (as if I can speak on behalf of Canda)
 
 WB> These smiley faces are driving me nuts.  Let me just make a blanket 
 WB> apology/statement to the world. DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE AT ANYTHING I SAY.  
 WB> IT'S NOT A PERSONAL ATTACK!! I'M JUST WEIRD. Thank you everyone.
Hey, I LIKE smiley faces....it tells me that you have a good sense of humour 
and you like jokes and you'll be easy to talk (type) to because I won't 
have to worry too much about insulting you (not that you can hit me if I 
do, the worst you can do is ignore me.....please don't do that....yes..
I whine a lot  ). Actually... I'm use to being insulted...by my friends 
(with friends like that, who needs enemies)...by my family :] !
You think you're wierd?! I think I can top that! (I think you've noticed
that I don't have all my screws tightened!!) No....I'm not a psychopath
so you don't have to worry! Much!
 
 WB> To Resume: if you're not asleep yet.
Asleep? This is fun! 

 WB> It's a real bummer you don't like outdoor stuff.  I am glad to
Well I like outdoor sports if that counts, and picnics. I like the  
outdoors as long as I have a flushing toilet and plenty of insect 
repellant. Actually, my friends invited me to go Whitewater rafting
with them for 3 days! That includes camping too...yes camping. And you
know what? I WANTED to go...yes WANTED! Alas, my parents wouldn't let me.
I think they were afraid of me drowning or mauled to death by a bear!
Parents....go figure....bears?!
 WB> see that you were promoted from sinker to bob in swimming lessons.  It
Actually, that was quite a while ago (I'll get to my age in a sec....DON'T 
RUSH ME). I probably am reduced back to a lowly sinker.
 
 WB> makes it so much easier on the lifeguards! :}  As far as living next
 WB> to an active volcano--first off I live on the opposite side of the
 WB> blast zone, but I can see the mt. from my deck.  It doesn't bother me
 WB> though.  I go hiking up there all the time with all my mosquito
 WB> buddies!! 
Opposite side of the blast zone? Huh? Did Mt. St. Helens selectively  
CHOOSE which side to destroy?? Actually, it sounds pretty interesting to 
go hiking on a real mountain. You see, here in Hamilton, we sort of have
a mountain....at least we call it a mountain. I don't think it has the 
same visual effect as a real mountain. Uh...."mosquito buddies"? Interesting
name. They're all little "pests" I guess (you see, I'm also a little wierd
and have bad jokes)  :] .

 WB> I'm running out of time here and probably boring you to death. 
Boring? NOT! 

 WB> I'm not telling my age (which isn't 14 so don't worry, I'm
 WB> human) until you confess first! 
What do you mean human? Don't you think 14 yr olds are human? Not that I'm
14. Personally, I think they're "mall rats"! Do you really want to know how
old I am? What will you gain with that knowledge? (Notice I'm trying to 
avoid telling you...at least to annoy you a little first.) Well............
...(I've ran out of questions)........I'm 23.....there.......I've said it.
Are you shocked? I don't sound like a 23 yr old, do I. Told you I was 
weird! Well...at least different. So I told you. I expect you to tell me 
your age. Are you older than me...and married!?! Now don't lie!! I'm 
honest with you!! (Are you going to avoid talking (typing) to me now?)

I guess this letter is a little..correction..a LOT too long. Hope you've
read this far! You know, a lot of effort went into typing this!
You better write back!!

TTYL

Jason





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