HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (patrick finerty)
Subject: Re: phage
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 92 18:21:58 GMT

In article <1ehm1iINN662@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>In article <1992Nov20.021800.24597@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
>>i got a lot of bacteriaphage lambda with this last prep i did. i bet they
>
>So my favorite ex boyfriend is a biochem goob. Do *you* own a bass saxophone?
>
the only musical instrument i can play is my stereo. sometimes i play the
harmonica though, but i don't own one.
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: logarithmic shameful confession
Date: 16 Nov 1992 22:36:44 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Nov16.200132.61761@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO) writes:
>In article <9211151801.AA13635@clts1.comlab.ox.ac.uk>, gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Crai
>g Shergold) writes:
>>I noticed today that the number of CDs on my shelves is again a power of two.
>>What is shameful is that I noticed this.
>
>                    n
>Wonderful.  I have 2  testicles.

Where n is not an integer, I am sure.
--scott
From: dgross@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dave Gross)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Further Digressions from Rictus Hep, part XIV
Date: 24 Nov 92 04:33:03 GMT
Organization: Manumission:  The Campus Men's Forum

Ever since I was a child I have longed for a glass of water and today
the King will come, and the Cardinal will evolve from cream jelly into
what you are today. And what a sight that will be. I hear there are
still tickets in the ashtray.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A quote looking for a context
From: mike@elec.canterbury.ac.nz (Cosmik Debris)
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 21:08:31 GMT
Organization: Electrical Engineering, University of Canterbury, New Zealand

"Liposuction, cosmetic surgery for the masses."

-- 
Cosmik Debris -- "I owe money, therefore I am"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: VOLCANO * COLEUS
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 16:48:18 GMT


VOLCANO * COLEUS
SHADE LOVER WITH BRIGHTLY COLORED FOLIAGE
Ht. 12-14". Space 10". Partial shade.Scarlet red w/deeper shades.
Plant in moist nitrogen rich soil. Keep flower spike pinched off.
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Sleet")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Choose my .Signature
Date: 23 Nov 92 23:28:45 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: birdman@casbah.acns.nwu.edu's message of 23 Nov 92 10:25:22 GMT


Before anyone asks, the author of *my* new .signature is Harry Truman.
--

	 The worst thing in the world is when records are destroyed
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: okay take a deep breath
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 00:01:13 GMT

---
Okay.
	Okay.
		I'm all right.

I have a deadline, but I'm all right.

All I did was reformat the book & put it on-line, but
the editor wants to re-edit it anyway.  Okay.  Okay.
She gave me the edits late yesterday, and most of them
aren't brain-dead.  

		I'm all right.

The production person wants the final book tomorrow
morning.  
	Okay.  Okay.

The on-line version is finally building clean, with one
teeny-- gulp!-- exception.  

I spent yesterday afternoon & this morning in meetings.
That leaves the afternoon today to get it all done.

Okay.  Take a deep breath.  Okay.

I could work tonight, but Lance is coming home from his
conference & I haven't seen him in days.

Work.  Relationship.  Work.  Relationship.
Which should I sacrifice?

---
c j silverio
solution: sacrifice the editor to Baal
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Read any good books lately?
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 05:39:37 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1ej14jINNnk0@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>In article <92325.012127DED110@psuvm.psu.edu> Dan the Man <DED110@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>     I'm supposed to read a collection of short stories from a 'serious'
>>author, whatever that means, for my creatinve writing class.  Wheee.  
>>... Steven King is probably out; everybody else chose
>>him already.
>
>Steven King is a serious author?  Sigh.  There is definitely something wrong
>here.

Steven King has some gems in amongst the crap.

His problem is that you can only milk so much out of the supernatural.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Stamp Question
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 17:30:27 GMT

In article <BxtHuH.9C6@brunel.ac.uk> cs92njc@brunel.ac.uk (Nicholas J Clayton) writes:
>In article <28102@castle.ed.ac.uk> W.Warburton@ed.ac.uk writes:
>>|> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>>|> >In other words, philately will get you nowhere. 
>>|> 
>>   (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>>|> I hear that imitation is the sincerest form of philately.
>>
>> OK, OK: enough guys. We have to stamp this stuff out.
>
>Don't worry, I think you've got it licked...

Not unless people start cancelling such articles.

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: SSC (was Re: The Corn of Joy and Sorrow)
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 14:33:14 GMT

In <1992Nov22.044245.16639@deeptht.armory.com> crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou) writes:

>It's an ex-girlfriend of mine (the second person I ever fell in love with)

I've only fallen in love once.  It might have been twice, but looking back,
I think the second one was more of a sick obsessive-compulsive behaviour 
pattern that was misdirected toward the lovely young female in question,
and that's why I had to kill her all.

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
I'm especially good at expectorating.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Thus beginneth/continueth the deluge...
Organization: Logic Modeling Corporation of Beaverton Oregon
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 23:06:46 GMT


    I just posted my Christmas card to Margaret White.  The question is,
    have I been taken in by another of rp's clever pranks?  I mean, after
    all, an address like 1313?  And a ZIP code that begins with 666?

    Ah, well.  If this is on the up-and-up, I hope she enjoys it.  And
    merry Christmas to you, too, rp.

    - Larry Huntley

    (Anyone wondering what to get my kids [teenaged boys], send any 
    spare electric guitars...)
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | I'm going to the love-in to sit
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |    and play my bongos in the dirt.
          Beaverton,  OR          |        - "Flower Punk", Frank Zappa
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: I like Traffic Lights
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 21:46:37 GMT

cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
>sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu writes:
>|Christopher B Enstad writes:
>|>I like Traffic Lights
>|Really, I prefer when they're yellow.  It makes it a lot more
>|fun to drive.  I especially like the excitement involved when
>|you lose the race against the red.

>Who is more dweebish:  the one who posted it, or the one who
>doesn't have the cultural context to recognize it?

Christ, I didn't realize this was a test.  Do you grade on a curve?
--
!cat .signature
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mattd@cltr.uq.oz.au (Matthew Deshon)
Subject: Re: Wrestling
Organization: Centre for Language Teaching and Research, Uni of Queensland, AUSTRALIA.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 06:43:37 GMT

mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:

>In article <1992Nov10.184736.14243@ncsu.edu> srmcinto@eos.ncsu.edu (SEAN R MCINTOSH) writes:
>>Hi!  I'm looking for some advice.  I'm thinking about joining a wrestling
>>club, but I'm about 10 pounds heavier than I need to be.  Could anybody give
>>me any suggestions in loosing this weight.

>Liposuction.

Don't you think this is a bit radical?  I recommend amputation of 1 or more
limbs, to continue untili the desired reduction is achieved.

matt


--
Matt Deshon	  				
Applications Programmer,                     "And all my instincts they return,
Centre for Language Teaching and Research     The grand facade so soon will burn
University of Queensland		      Without a noise, without my pride
email : mattd@cltr.uq.oz.au		      I reach out from the inside."
Phone : +61 7 365 6915				- Peter Gabriel
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: rec.humor."funny"
Date: 17 Nov 92 11:03:22 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


I hereby call for the creation of talk.bizarre.funny.

I see a great need.

needily, Ken Johnson



-- 
                                  //// Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
Don't get off while it's moving. ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
                                ////                  E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
                               ////       Phone 031-650 2756  Fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Yet More Misadventures of Mr. Hate & Discontent
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 16:33:09 GMT

rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>I think she's gorgeous. She looks about 8 years younger than she is.
>Tall, long curly black hair, big brown doe-eyes, pug nose, and freckles.

Unfortunately, she is twenty.

Fish.  Barrel.  *Bang*
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Subject: Re: exit
Organization: crystallized sound
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 21:38:55 GMT

bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
>jbutt@kean.ucs.mun.ca writes:
>|What do you pack styrofoam in when you ship it ??
>
>
>Glass.
>

Exactly right.  Philip Glass has the repetitive repetitive consistency and
careful alignment of musical notes to ship anything without damage.

Guaranteed to lull anything into a stupor, AND protect your fragile china.

The choice of discerning music fans and shippers everywhere.

--Zvi
(Einstein on the Beach: "Ach, look! Babes!")

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: phage
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 92 02:18:00 GMT

i got a lot of bacteriaphage lambda with this last prep i did. i bet they
are happy too. they want me to lyse them and take their dna. they do. i
can tell because i have taken electron microscope picts of them right
before they are lysed and they all have little tiny angstrom wide smiley
faces. it's the truth and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Also coming soon
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 22 Nov 92 20:57:43 CST


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From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Jasper Titus")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: yet more sniping at bad erotica
Date: 20 Nov 92 15:02:13 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.gooley
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: gooley@netcom.com's message of 19 Nov 92 01:41:12 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.014112.17447@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
> posterior

`Posterior'.

Hee hee.

Gooley, you slay me.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: The Eighth Wonder of the World
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 18 Nov 92 16:32:54 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month

mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO) writes:

>A police brief from today's (11/17) Allentown, PA Morning Call:
>[deleted]
>
>I wonder if this was as dramatic as when he broke out of the cage in the
>original thriller?  I love police briefs.

I prefer boxers, myself.

Gerald, always ready with the obvious followup
From: bc@apple.com (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The suspense is killing me
Date: 23 Nov 92 04:07:19 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA


So I am wondering which one of our favorite "friends" here will
crosspost between alt.sex.stories and alt.psychology.personality
asking for the 10,000 question Meyers-Briggs test.

I swear, I'm blue in the face from holding my breath.

mr HEINOUS
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short shameful relief
Date: 18 Nov 92 10:46:33 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc., Cupertino, CA

grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy) writes:
|I have become the mister HEINOUS of television viewing.

Don't get me wrong -- I always appreciate scholarly papers about the
genre -- but I think you got quite a ways to go before you can start
claiming my digs, boyeee.

I mean, let's consider you, versus, say, cj's ex-roommate. You've
probably WATCHED Kojak and Charlie's Angels. He's MEMORIZED them. ALL
of them.

Now, my personal knowledge does not extend as deeply. But that's why
he's my subject expert, and I'm the sociopathologist. Because he could
never understand the relationship between "hair shows" and "cop
shows", and how Telly Savalas, trendsetter and advertising spokesman
from beyond the grave, was making an oblique "anti-cop" genre joke by
shaving his head and passing out Dum Dum lollypops. Sort of a
violently pacifist Beretta on the Dobie Gillis tip.

But please do continue your studies. You might, for instance, compare
and contrast "FIFTEEN" with "90210" and try to understand the audience
mix of each of them. I mean, if 90210 is such a hot show, how come
Sassy magazine readers universally despise it?

I can point out the difference between my roommates, however: Jerry
watches 90210 and lusts after Brandon Walsh. Scott watches FIFTEEN and
lusts after the nerdy guys with the thick glasses and the bad
haircuts.

This I think, explains them precisely.

mr HEINOUS

wants to be a professional psychic reader, and say, "I'm getting
reruns -- did you ever see the episode of I Love Lucy where the
pressure cooker exploded and they were scraping chicken fricassee off
the ceiling for a week? -- well, that's a great metaphor for your life
right now."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: shawn@thor.atd.ucar.edu (Shawn Copeland)
Subject: Re: Interfaith marriages
Organization: National Center for Atmospheric Research
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 23:46:26 GMT

In article <98128@netnews.upenn.edu>, kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
|> 
|> Actually, I know of two people who met on a bbs via internet and are now
|> getting married.  

REALLY?  

Now?

As we speak [write]?

|> 
|>  -- ASK
|> 

-- 
	Shawn B. Copeland
	National Center for Atmospheric Research
	NCAR  Mail Stop MAR, P.O Box 3000, Boulder, CO 80307-3000
	Internet: shawn@thor.atd.ucar.edu
                  shawn_copeland@ncar.ucar.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Elevators
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 17:06:40 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Nov16.010035.20745@sci34hub.sci.com> gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
>In article <9211141635.34@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>>In article <MJD.92Nov13131855@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Last of the Giants") writes:
>
>>I wouldn't argue with you about this.  I do have a basic aversion to buildings
>>that are more than four or five stories.  And you would never catch me riding
>>up the side of a building in one of those glass elevators.
>
>So, are the glass ones in the atriums ok?
>
>There are a few in Dallas, I believe, that are 14 stories tall.... 
>
>(And in one hotel, you have a choice of two separate atriums to ride your
>glass elevator in. Atriums are great places to test paper airplanes.....)

And to experience the full rush of vertigo......

The funny thing, is that I have piloted small planes, and that doesn't
bother me at all.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: COLD BLOODED SHENANIGAN
Date: 17 Nov 1992 18:06:22 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Nov17.172020.15706@cs.cornell.edu> csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
>Does the NSA grep the newsfeed like Kibo?

What do you mean?  Kibo runs the NSA.
--scott
From: sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I like Traffic Lights
Date: 22 Nov 92 00:05:58 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov20.140846.2443@gacvx2.gac.edu>, censtad@perdita.gac.edu (Chri
stopher B Enstad) writes:
>I like Traffic Lights
>I like Traffic Lights
>i like Traffic Lights
>
 [Extraneous blank lines deleted ]
>
>But only when they're green

Really, I prefer when they're yellow.  It makes it a lot more fun to drive.  I
especially like the excitement involved when you lose the race against the red.

                    - Scott

-- 

{======================================================================}
{ Scott M. Estrin, PhD.  /\     "If it's broken take it apart and look }
{ (Well, maybe someday) <<>>    around.  If it's not broken, take it   }
{ sme3@Lehigh.EDU        \/     apart anyway.  Then it will be."       }
{======================================================================}
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Oldbie Leads the Way.....
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 15:24:19 GMT

> news@wolves.Durham.NC.US (The Wolfe of the Den) writes:

>You're quite welcome Drieux.
>-- 
>Usenet Net News Administrator @ The Wolves Den  (G. Wolfe Woodbury)
>news@wolves.durham.nc.us  news%wolves@cs.duke.edu  ...duke!wolves!news
>"The flame war is a specific Usenet art form." --me
>[This site is not affiliated with Duke University. (Idiots!) ]

what a fucking awesome post man. no wonder you are such a well respected
oldbie. shit. that was my favorite post of the month, of the year, of
the millennium.
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Byron
Date: 23 Nov 92 04:24:43 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Inc.


Strong and shaggy, we
Loved him and gave him fresh meat.
They'd named him Byron.

A friend of my father's
Worked in Hollywood, heard when
Byron was hurt.

A stunt dog! His
Specialty was leaping thru
Windows of sugar pane.

His "career" over,
Byron lived with us, was our
Lame German Shepard.

When the earthquake hit
He tried to escape the house
Thru the front window.

We came home to find him
Impaled on a shard
Only three inches long.



-mcow
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Another Weird Way to Have Sex
Date: 18 Nov 92 20:14:17 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

Doing it in a large, closed cardboard box, in which are about twenty really
tiny white mice.

					_ Jeff Vogel
					Budding lothario
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: djd33237@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (anon)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 20:25:26 GMT

cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:


>mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu writes:
>|gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>||Mark., a woman is much, much more than a body pillow
>|Yeah, I hear she's a smoke.

>What kind of smoke would she be?

Luck Strike (tm) maybe?


- Denny d'Alelio      

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.butt.harp
From: adam@owlnet.rice.edu (Adam Justin Thornton)
Subject: Re: SALMAN RUSHDIE'S ILL-CONCEIVED "PISS-BUDDHA" ROCKS THE ART WORLD
Organization: Milo's Meadow
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 05:50:42 GMT

Not to mention Rushdie's upcoming two books:

_Jesus Christ You Piss Me Off_  and
_Buddha You Fat Fuck_

Adam
-- 
"And in the heartbreak years that lie ahead, |++| adam@rice.edu |++| Cthulhu
 Be true to yourself and the Grateful Dead." --Joan Baez  | 64,928 | fthagn!
"Very often, a common stone, thrown away and despised, is worth more than
 a cow." -- Paracelsus | If these were Rice's opinions I'd shoot myself.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: Re: VERY SHAMEFUL CONFESSION
Keywords: oh the humanity 
Organization: Cappo Ferra 6
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 22:17:07 GMT

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

] 
] -rob, and yes, i have had sex w/ someone whos name I cant recall. have you?
] 


yes, but i was only 6 at the time.

what's YOUR excuse?


mpl

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rjones@itchy.dsd.es.com (Ray Jones - Perp)
Subject: pan
Organization: Design Systems Division, Evans & Sutherland, SLC, UT
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 19:53:25 GMT


-icle
--
                                          rjones@dsd.es.com
From: llahtine@thunder.LakeheadU.Ca (llahtine)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: the land of OZ
Date: 21 Nov 1992 05:08:41 GMT
Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada

(it may be good if I write like I act, but it may be baaaaad)



jpfrais, this guy I know, claims that the trees in the world hold up the sky
and that if they're all cut down, the sky will fall, he may be right.

the sky is not blue, that's for sure, it's really a kind of green, because
everything in the world that is really, I mean REALLY important is green,
like trees.

I like trees, they're nice.  They never give you any problems really, they're
just there to be your friends.  And they are there for you.  Whenever I have
a problem , I just talk to my friends the trees.  I go to the forest across  
the road and chat, they always have good solutions to my problems.

They say to me "go out there and be serious"  "go out tonight and get loaded  
so you don't have to worry about being serious"

trees look nice in the rain, and you know what's good about that, you don't
have to lie to them and tell them that they look good when they don't, cause
most of my not tree friends look pretty wretched in the rain.

I wonder if....

hmmmmm....

trees are the only true friends I have, that's for sure
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Coming soon to a theatre near me
Date: 23 Nov 1992 17:49:49 GMT
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In article <1992Nov22.205205.24451@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
>jkc (what is *Sinatra* singing these days?)

Ave Maria.

If he gets through it 900,000 times before he snuffs it
St. Peter might just let him look around heaven for a
minute before sending him back to St. Louis.

				--Blair
				  "All things considered,
				   I'd rather be in
				   Cindy Crawford."
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