From: eugenehs@girtab.usc.edu (HEGE aka Eugene Hsu)
Newsgroups: rec.games.netrek
Subject: Fish in a Blender
Date: 2 Oct 92 20:07:05 GMT
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

Since INL has started and everyone's ranting and raving I think
we need to discuss a bit of a more important and fun topic....

Fish in a Blender...

N O W  F O R  S O M E T H I N G  C O M P L E T E L Y 
D I F F E R E N T !

actually Since I think everyone's really wayyyy to serious lately....
I was just pondering....
I believed the age old equation for GPA was somthing like

GPA = 4.0/(Netrek Stats)

and was considering.....  how many of you actully have time to
spend with your schoolwork/job/girlfriend/wife when you all spend
so much time Netreking.... I see it now...

woogiwwoogiewoogie woogie  (Wayne's World Dream Sequence) Woogie
 
Judge :  Ok Miss, and why do you wish to divorce this nice kind 
         sweet boring engineer, who earns a steady paycheck and
         loves you very much?

Miss  :  He ignores me for his x-terminal

Judge :  X-terminal???? that sounds perverted.... well here you go
         take the kids and the house.  And let me throw that guy in
         prison as well for vile acts against his spouse.

Husband : no no no... not the rack no!!!!! arrghhh

ogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogie

so the new equation is

GPA=(4.0)/(Netrek Stats)*(Months with your SO)

Well we here at USC were talking about that one of our evenings after
a late night trek session.  We were eating at Carmel's (the only decent
24 hr hangout here at 'SC) which BTW is also the hangout for the "ROW" 
(yeah those sorority babes, not those damn pesky Roms...) and were just
thinking that with so much Trek it was hard to have a good relationship.
Those with SOs weren't with us cause they had to choose between a SO and
trek... they chose their SO.  I don't know... maybe there is a good 
happy medium to all this.  What do you married guys/gals think?  (ball and
chain of the maximum density)  8) 

This semester I have cut down on Trek and Mud and life has been alot
better, but still Trek consumes alot of evening hours, when I would
rather be talking (cough choke) with a friend (cough cough) down the hall.
Who knows....   

woogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogie

The Jock : Football's my game....  Eat my fisT
The Trekker 
         : Sorry I just play Netrek..... and no thanks I don't need a fist 
           at the moment
Babe1    : Did you say Netrek?  wow I've always wanted to meet a real Netrek
           player....your hands are soooo strong
Babe2    (enter stage right)
         : Hey I saw him first
Babe3    (enter stage left)
         : no no he's mine..... mine 
(Babes push Jock to one side and rip clothes off Netrek player)

woogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogie

Well there you have it.....

so please feel free to comment, tell us of your romantic conquests and time 
management skills, or your lack thereof.....

or desire to have some

as Crunch Frog Said at Carmels   "I want one, I want one" (think about it)
I said   "I'll take two"   (think about short skirts)

=Eugemeister=
aka  HEUGE

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