HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: puccio@media.mit.edu (Jim Puccio)
Subject: Re: Quayle's appearance tonight on Larry King Live
Organization: M.I.T. Media Laboratory
	<1992Jul23.150211.22761@midway.uchicago.edu>
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 21:16:29 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.150211.22761@midway.uchicago.edu> shou@quads.uchicago.edu (roger colin shouse) writes:

> I think that he came off looking quite good (as he has done on several
> occasions over the past couple of years) and it will become more and more
> difficult for the Dems to paint him as unqualified.

Hee hee hee!  (snort, guffaw)  So who needs paint?  The man does *himself* in.

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|  "We have to do more than just elect a new president if we truly want to    |
|   change this country."                                                     |
|       -- Vice President Dan Quayle                                          |
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From: neilp@cs.hw.ac.uk (Neil Postlethwaite)
Newsgroups: uk.politics,alt.politics.british,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: David Mellor
Date: 24 Jul 92 10:09:28 GMT
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Heriot-Watt University, Scotland

In article <6982@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>Isn't it alarming to find that such a gorgeous and talented actress has
>nothing better to do than sleep with a flabby, lacklustre old fart like
>David Mellor?
>
>-- Ken "Beauty and the Beast" Johnson
>

Yes.

Also as far as I have noticed, this hasn't been denied or talked about much.

Why ??

She is supposed to unemployed. Can we speculate she was trying to get a job
of Davy-Boy or after him to put in a good word so she can get an acting
job somewhere.

Neil

P.S. Maybe she could confirm/deny the Spitting Image green dragon breath !?
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From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: uk.politics,alt.politics.british,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: David Mellor
Date: 22 Jul 92 10:44:04 GMT
Followup-To: uk.politics,alt.politics.british,talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <6982@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk I, (Ken Johnson),
wrote:

#  Isn't it alarming to find that such a gorgeous and talented actress has
#  nothing better to do than sleep with a flabby, lacklustre old fart like
#  David Mellor?

I listened more carefully to the News At Ten yesterday evening.  Her
name is Antonia de Sanchez.  She is a willowy brunette, anorexically
slender and drop-dead gorgeous, if a little heavy on the eye make-up and
given to sitting in pink silk pyjamas making extravagant overstatements
like `These disgusting lies have totally absolutely RUINED my life,
dahling.' (More likely they were disgusting truths, which is quite
another matter.) I still can't imagine what she sees in David Mellor. 

-- Ken "This wretched job has absolutely RUINED my BRAIN" Johnson <---  the
                                                                        evidence
                                                                        is in
                                                                        front
                                                                        of you




-- 
                          ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
We won't be meeting again ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
On the slow train,        ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
On the slow train.        ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
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From: richard@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Richard Tobin)
Newsgroups: uk.politics,alt.politics.british,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: David Mellor
Date: 22 Jul 92 15:42:42 GMT
Organization: Templi Resurgentes Equites Synarchici

In article <6982@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>Isn't it alarming to find that such a gorgeous and talented actress has
>nothing better to do than sleep with a flabby, lacklustre old fart like
>David Mellor?

I would have thought it was rather encouraging, actually.

-- Richard
-- 
Richard Tobin,
AI Applications Institute,                                R.Tobin@ed.ac.uk
Edinburgh University.
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From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: uk.politics,alt.politics.british,talk.bizarre
Subject: David Mellor
Date: 21 Jul 92 09:41:09 GMT
Followup-To: uk.politics,alt.politics.british,talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


Isn't it alarming to find that such a gorgeous and talented actress has
nothing better to do than sleep with a flabby, lacklustre old fart like
David Mellor?

-- Ken "Beauty and the Beast" Johnson


-- 
                          ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
We won't be meeting again ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
On the slow train,        ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
On the slow train.        ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
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From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Foo")
Newsgroups: alt.politics.gooley,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short shameful confession
Date: 30 Jul 92 14:57:12 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.gooley,alt.politics.gooley
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: gooley@netcom.com's message of 29 Jul 92 23:17:46 GMT

In article <g0nm_sl.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>   You all secretly either dislike me or don't give a damn about me.

What do you mean, `secretly'?
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: zaidin@castor.cs.uga.edu (Zaimi Zaidin)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.all-worlds
Subject: Dead Sea Scrolls
Date: 22 Jul 92 22:30:28 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens
Originator: zaidin@castor


Anybody has parts or the whole translations of the Dead Sea Scrolls?
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Stanislaw Lem (was: Re: Perot drops out!!!!)
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 21 Jul 92 14:07:27 GMT

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

>Actually, Lem's name is "Stanis[slashed-l]aw", but they usually leave it
>off the book covers.  

On the old mass-market paperback editions that Fernandes did the front
covers to, they slashed the l.  Now they don't.  I've always wondered
whether this means l/2pi or l^mu gamma-sub-mu.  Well, maybe not always.

(Incidentally, Polish books seem to like to put
>the tables of contents in the back--the Polish-language copies of 
>"Astronauci" and "Eden" which I was perusing had this feature.  The
>former has never been published in English, unfortunately.)

Unfortunately?  Hmm.  In "Microworlds" Lem repeatedly bashes "Astronauci"
as one of his worst.  Of course, in "Microworlds" he repeatedly
bashes everything.

Am I the only one who thought "Eden" resembled a Star Trek script?
Strange, especially considering that he's not slipping in general:
"Fiasco" and "One Human Minute" were up to his usual par.  "Eden"
was a non-Kandel translation, though.

>Lem would be in charge of cybernetics, prognostics, and neologisms.

Keeper of Bradychronalities, Chief of Eruntics and Procrustics, and Special
Gollochondrill (for emergency splurging) to Czar Murdicog the Headless.

You'd have to appoint Michael Kandel as special translator for the
neologisms.  Otherwise they'd come out all wrong.  They could publish
the Great American Extelopedia in 47 Magnetomes, the most Kibological!
Extelopedia ever written.  Authoritative, compact, and, unfortunately,
written entirely in Metalang LXVIII, and printed in Zapf Dingbats. 

>[for further Lem reading, here's an excerpt from a bibliography I was
>compiling last year.  There are a few of these I haven't read.]

Whenever I find copies of "The Star Diaries" and "Tales of Pirx the
Pilot" I have neither the time to read them nor the cash to buy them.

>Also bear in mind that some of the "Pirx" books may say "Prix" when you
>find them, 

Good heavens!

Matt "somewhere in yon Black Box" McIrvin

-- 
Matt McIrvin, grad student, Dept. of Physics, Harvard University
mcirvin@husc.harvard.edu      mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.slack
From: norm@sdc.com (Norm Nithman)
Subject: Re: UBIK!
Keywords: OKAPI, ONAGERI, OLMI, OUTOLEMPI, OMELETTI
Organization: Systems Development Corporation
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 21:43:16 GMT

This appears to be one of these manifestations of decay I've heard about.

Norm
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Calling Young-earth Creationists
Date: 27 Jul 92 20:25:29 GMT

amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog) writes:

>In article <BryLrs.Bus@news.cso.uiuc.edu> cmaier@uiuc.edu writes:
>>The best line of evidence is simply the fact that there is no 
>>physical evidence of
>>human existence prior to the time of the Flo[...]od.

This is absolutely true!  Just ask any paleontologist how old the
fossils are of victims of the Flood of Genesis.  I guarantee that
there are none younger than human remains!

>There is no physical evidence of human existence prior to the Coming
>of the Large Chested Women as so vividly recounted in the Book Of Chad.
>This is, of course, evidence for the beliefs of the Zen Kibologists. 

When Kibo comes out with his revised, simplified Theory of
Relativity, free of hoity-toity mathematics and words over
two syllables, and illustrated in large nonthreatening cartoons
of gently exploding heads, this will become so much clearer.
I am afraid the Book of Chad contains a certain amount of
obfuscation which needs to be cleared up.  The bit about the
Juiceman's role in the formation of galaxies needs to be
expanded and clarified.

-- 
Matt McIrvin  mcirvin@husc.harvard.edu 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.politics.perot,alt.tv.prisoner
From: firsta@isaac.its.rpi.edu (Allen S. Firstenberg)
Subject: Re: Perot drops out!!!!
Keywords: Kibo, Prisoner 
Reply-To: firsta2@rpi.edu
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY.
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 08:15:58 GMT

>However, the Sexy Robot has been kicked off^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hhas declined 
>the nomination to be Kibo's vice-preisdent.  Seems she's not a US
>citizen.

>My New Number Two is Sy Sperling.  Remember, not only is he a client,
>but he's also vice president! 

Ah... but can you see the press conference now?

Solitary reporter: "Who are you?"
Sperling:          "I am the new Number Two.  Next Question"

Reporter:          "Who is Number One?"
Sperling:          "I forget.  Next Question"

Reporter:          "What do you want?"
Sperling:          "Information.  Next Question"

Reporter:          "You won't get it."
Sperling:          "By hook, crook, or Kibo's left ear, we will."

-- 
NID = 5553, UID = 15626,  CCID = F8PG,   ID = 6      I am just a number
firsta2@rpi.edu                                  "refs unpersons"
prisoner@acm.rpi.edu                             --- 1984
prisoner@rpitsmts.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.politics.kibo
From: sramming@athena.mit.edu (Scott '~ibo' Ramming)
Subject: Re: a question...
Organization: Comprehension test of Reading one-letter Acronyms
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 04:00:29 GMT

Being the true bozo I am, I follow-up my own article 
<1992Jul22.041143.10149@athena.mit.edu>:

>I think the pocket T sounds neat, so people could see your picture 
>while they stare at my ass. (Why do they always do that when I'm on
>the T?!?) Besides, don't pocketless T's cost more?

Quiz time:

The ``T'' in the above paragraph refers to:

a) T-shirts (and a bozo who likes to stand in his own laundry basket in
    public)
b) a brown beverage made from noxious infusion of the leaves from an 
    Indian plant
c) Boston's public transit system
d) the 20th letter in the alphabet, which had escaped from the set of
    Sesame Street
e) a street which ends at the intersection of a larger cross street
f) all of the above

~ibo
--
the nonibo -ibo
M. Scott Ramming  
305 Memorial Dr, Room 615A, Cambridge MA 02139
(617) 225-9887 [home]  266-0500 [office] 253-7942 [other office]
From: hullw@essex.ac.uk (Hulley W J)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Hello, Mr. Kibo
Date: 22 Jul 92 19:15:16 GMT
	<1992Jul21.002636.17270@math.ucla.edu>
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Essex, UK.
In-reply-to: sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu's message of 21 Jul 92 00:26:36 GMT


In article <1992Jul21.002636.17270@math.ucla.edu> sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat) writes:
|In article <SlQ-3W_@engin.umich.edu> playpen@the.white.house (Danny Quayle) 
|writes:
|>Hiya, Kibo.  I sure hope Georgie doesn't dump me off the ticket and get 
|>you instead.  But don't worry, I have the power of the voodoo chile; I 
|                                                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^

[stuff deleted]

| They bought a new menu board recently; the chile has been replaced
|by chili.  On the other hand, they now serve "sodes."

  This reminds me of a recent visit to Clacton (a seaside resort just
along the coast-line) Great video games, original Battle Zone and
Space Invaders!

  Anyway, we got hungry and found a 'chippy' (a fish and chip shop).
On the menu of the shop was other food-stuffs available such as "Baked
Potato" with various fillings, further down the same menu you could
buy a plain "Baked Potatoe"(?) with butter.

  I wonder if "Danny Quayle" has a day job over here?

  -- jonny   ("Bob" is your friend)
--
                                         _        ___     _    ,     _  _
 Computer Science Department,           ' )   /  (   )   ' )  /     // //
 University of Essex, UK.                / / /    __/_    /--/ , , // // _  , ,
 ICBM: 00 58 00 E / 51 52 40 N          (_(_/ .  / / .  _/  (_(_/_(/_(/_(/_(_/_
                                                (_/                         /
 -- 'Be happy or die' they cried, half meaning it. -- hullw@essex.ac.uk ---'
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.politics.kibo,alt.slack
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Commercial Advertising in News Groups
Followup-To: alt.politics.kibo
Organization: Between a rock and a type specimen sheet, Boston.
Date: Sat, 1 Aug 1992 03:43:50 GMT

[from news.admin]
In article <1992Aug1.021703.5113@Warren.MENTORG.COM> tal@plts.uucp (Tom Limoncelli) writes:
>In <1992Jul31.203237.10923@eng.umd.edu> chuck@eng.umd.edu (Chuck Harris - WA3UQV) writes:
>
>>	I just have a quick question for the news.admin group.  What is the
>>policy with regards to commercial advertising in the news groups?
>
>      If you advertise on HappyNet, you have to send the check to Kibo,
>but I don't have his address.  Users from the UK should not send
>checks, but should send cheques instead.

If anyone sends me a cheque for ten thousand pounds, I will send them a
plaque, and a tube of Colgate.  Also, everyone in the UK is required to
send me all their slaque.

>      Maybe Bush will follow Perot's lead.

What, and spy on himself?  

Obligatory Slogan:  "Kibo doesn't lie about raising taxes!  Kibo doesn't
sleep with bimbos!  Kibo doesn't spy on wonderful, honest, trustworthy
people like politicians!  Vote for Kibo--all you have to overlook is a
little bozosity!"
						-- K.
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (Christopher M. Cohen)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Calling Young-earth Creationists
Date: 28 Jul 92 20:33:52 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

In article <Bs2JrI.HJ0@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>
>I think the Universe was created by Sy Sperling, in an exclusive Cosmic
>Stand-By-Strand Process(TM).  I hear he has a new service for gluing
>feathers to bald parrots, BTW.  It's PollyFuse(TM).
>							-- K.

So is that why you chose him as your running mate?

C Squared

--
I wanna be, I wanna be, Like KIBO!!!
Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:3141 alt.slack:2136 alt.test:9387 misc.test:8826
From: magidj@cellbio.duke.edu (Jonathan Magid)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.slack,alt.test,misc.test
Subject: Re: How to talk about Kibo behind his back
Date: 22 Jul 92 15:24:43 GMT
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Organization: Duke University Medical Center, Dept. of Cell Biology

In article <14hl72INN22s@network.ucsd.edu> spl@alex.uucp (Steve Lamont) writes:
>In article <Br4yv9.9Eu@cs.psu.edu> ward@math.psu.edu (Brian Ward) writes:
>>by the way, Kibo is your overlord.
>by the way, Kibo eats your underwear.
bite the whale, Kibo beat you underwater.

-- 
Jonathan Magid     magidj@marimba.cellbio.duke.edu 
Virtual pizza Delivery (tm)::faxed in 30 cycles or less or you get it
----------------------------------------FREE!!!-----------------------
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 25 Jul 92 00:45:15 GMT
   <rdippold.711935644@cancun> <1992Jul24.075717.104265@zeus.calpoly.edu> 
 <1992Jul24.131119.7420@decvax.dec.com> <g8hmv#a.slick@netcom.com>
Distribution: usa

slick@netcom.com (Martin Veneroso) writes:

>I maintain that an agnostic is an atheist without the strength of
>his/her convictions!

An agnostic is an atheist who doesn't believe in Gnosticism!

In the interest of theology, I note that this thread, which is normally
crossposted all over creation, appears in only one alt.religion
subgroup, namely alt.religion.kibology.  Who out there believes in
Kibo?  If Kibo exists, his believers will inhabit HappyNet, whereas
if he doesn't, you have nothing to lose.  Pascal says: Kibology
Now!  So do C and PL/I and COBOL!  Actually, COBOL says "PROCEED
TO ADOPTION OF IMMEDIATE KIBOLOGY AT THE PRESENT TIME," but it's
much the same thing.  Are Kibo, Spot, and BIFF one and inseparable?
Will BIFF return one day to smite the FALCE B1FF'S??????/  Is
Kibo really the opposite of Spam?  Send $19266.52 check or money order
(sorry no C.O.D.) to mcirvin@husc.harvard.edu for "Brother Matthew's
Eternal Answers to All Questions, Modern Science of Mental Health,
and Special Relativity Primer,"  and learn all these things, and
how to do Lorentz transformations!  Act now, and we'll throw in
a copy of "Carl Sagan's Brutal Bloody Remarketed Cosmos," in which
the raw, violent truths of visceral modern astronomy are laid
bare for your shocked eyes in lurid artists' renditions!  Learn
why we call them "planets"!!!!  Offer expires midnight tonight!

THE PRECEDING WAS ALSO A JOKE.

-- 
Matt McIrvin  mcirvin@husc.harvard.edu 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sramming@athena.mit.edu (Scott '~ibo' Ramming)
Subject: Re: His Master's Voice, 1 of 2
Organization: Crazies Respond to Answering machines
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 05:35:52 GMT

In article <FRIEDMAN.92Jul21064435@nutrimat.gnu.ai.mit.edu> friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Noah Friedman) writes:
>In article <axolotl.711702035@syzygy> axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au (Iain Sinclair) writes:
>>I think he sounds like Jello Biafra in the sample.  If you want
>>a really zany conversation, call him when he's asleep.
>
>   Wow, you mean he answers his phone sometimes?  All I ever get is his
>answering machine. 

Exactly. And if you start to leave a message, he'll eventually get around
to picking up the phone. I think it's because he's really slow about getting
to the phone (or asleep) since he's much too pretentious to screen calls.

~ibo

--
the nonibo -ibo
M. Scott Ramming  
305 Memorial Dr, Room 615A, Cambridge MA 02139
(617) 225-9887 [home]  266-0500 [office] 253-7942 [other office]
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: His Master's Voice, 1 of 2
Keywords: Normal, wacky, inflection, introspection, uvula.
Organization: Between a rock and a type specimen sheet, Boston.
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 23:33:26 GMT

In article <axolotl.711702035@syzygy> axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au writes:
>
> K:  [3 second delay]  Hello, James Parry.
> S:  How are ya?  This is "Ax".
> K:  [5 second delay]  Oh.
> S:  Did I wake you up or anything?
> K:  [5 second delay]  Oh.. no.
> S:  Well, that's good.  So, how's things?
> K:  [4 second delay]  Oh, OK.
> S:  OK, great. Well, bye!
>
>(NB.  he probably won't remember this conversation.)

Theose weren't all "Oh"s.  One or two were "Wha?"

							-- K.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: cc670@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Christopher M. J. Cohen)
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Reply-To: cc670@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Christopher M. J. Cohen)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 92 18:25:30 GMT


In a previous article, spg@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Stephen P. Guthrie) says:

>
>But if it's just a question of hedging your bets why stop with worshipping
>just one God. After all, betting on the wrong horse loses you more than
>hanging on to your money (what if the real God is jealous).
>So to be safe you should worship Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Apollo, Zeus, Thor,
>the Sun, the Moon, Satan, the Big Rabbit,...
>
>
>
>
Don't forget KIBO!!!!!

C Squared

--
I wanna be, I wanna be, Like KIBO!!!!
From: sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: The Marx Brothers are haunting me
Date: 27 Jul 92 01:15:24 GMT
Organization: The Island of Misfit Toys


	So after all this talk of "Duck Soup" and Kibonia, I notice that 
people on alt.folklore.urban are discussing the real names of the
Marx Brothers (and the 3 Stooges), and also discussing Orange Julius.

	Then somebody asks about the "party of the first part" sketch in
"A Night at the Opera."  I reply about it and also mention the 
Orange Julius/Groucho connection from "normalman," and as soon as I post 
it I read the following lines in _archy s life of mehitabel_ by Don
Marquis: "well you see i was the four marx brothers / and it became 
annoying because / i quarrelled among myself all the time".  

	Furthermore, today I saw a 3 Stooges short which included a bad 
ripoff of the Harpo/Groucho mirror scene from "Duck Soup."  As I looked at 
the paper this morning, I noticed an ad in the Classified section; they're 
looking for contestants for a new version of "You Bet Your Life" (hosted by 
Bill Cosby).  Somebody help me!  I'm caught in a vibe!  Say the magic word
and get email from Kibo!  Shoo, atsa fine!  *honk*

	Why a duck?
--
  Bill Sherman      S^1 `--> S^(2n+1) -->> CP^n     sherman@math.ucla.edu
 Bum Bill Bee, who wendlessly wends his way from nowhere to hither nor yon,
bearing a burden of happy woe secretly exposed to the view of a blind world...
  G. Herriman, "Krazy Kat"; June 24, 1923
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (Christopher M. Cohen)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: WOW!!!!!
Date: 27 Jul 92 02:35:47 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH


Hey, look, I get this newsgroup at my geographically correct site now.
I don't have to connect all over creation to get my daily dose of KIBO!!

C Squared

--
I wanna be, I wanna be, Like KIBO!!!
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Sometimes even music / Can not substitute for tears       -- Paul Simon
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have lost their clutch.                                   -- John Steinbeck
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KIBO FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     notnotnotnotnotnotnotnot
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Whip me, beat me, make me swear on "The Complete Works of Stephen Sondheim"
that I _LIKE_ one of the presidential candidates.   I KNOW I'M A SHIT!!
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mug, but the shit.                                        -- Philip Roth
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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,talk.religion.misc,talk.religion.newage