From: bkannan@ha06.eng.ua.edu (Balaji Kannan)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.indian
Subject: Re: Cow convention
Date: 30 Aug 1992 00:45:22 -0500
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Gotcha Gangster writes:


>                      The first Annual Cow Sammelan
>                    -----------------------------------
> 
> Venue : Fort Cowlins
 >
 > Organiser : George Chackoo, senior member, Cowppa-Cowmega-Cow
 >
 > Guest Speakers:   The distinguished faculty from the Indian Institute of
 >      Cowlogy :
 >
 >       1] Dr. Balaji : Ph.D, Cowmistry, Cowltech
 >         -----------------------------------------
 >                   Topic : " Civil Rights of Cows"
 >
 >      2] Dr Paul Icowrus : Ph.D, Cowtistics, Cowhio State University.
 >        ----------------------------------------------------------------
 >                       Topic : "Cowering inferno :how to prevent shed fires"
 >




     The final lecture was missed out due to oversight. Here it is.


     3] Dr. Carl Dung: Ph.D, Cowchips Technology, Silicown Graphics, Ca
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    "Two-Horned cows ain't hornier [:)] than one-horned cows - a Psycowlogical
     approach to solving the Paradox"


      Dr.Dung - A profile
      -------------------

      Dr. Carl Dung, outside his herd, is well known as Mr.Vijay Fafat.
      
      Singular Achievement: Has pRoFF that "Left to themselves, Cows always
                                            go from one Bull to another to
                                            another......"

     :)Other Achievements: a) Grazing SCI, RSC, sci.physics.........
                           b) Has about 400 papers published in reputed 
                              journals like "BullShit", "Holy Cow", 
                              "Horny Stuff" etc.
                           c) ..........................
 
      After all,this is the land of milk and honeys :)  So don't miss this
      excellent opportunity of milking Dr.Dung to glory [one of a rare breed].
      Occasionally, Dr. Dung likes taking his audience for a ride :) but is
      otherwise steady.[on his subject]. Chewing is second nature to Dr.Dung;
      his first nature not having showed up yet, we are unable to keep you
      informed. Dr. Dung, apparently, has perfected the fine art of tee-heeing
      that some could mistake for mooing. Tee hee :)

      This lecture will be unConventional in that, it will be outside the
      auditorium [lecture hall]. A Grass-court lecture, so to say. You are
      free to ask questions. But keep in mind that when Dr. Dung gets angry,
      ............... Old Jungle Saying :)

      Trivia
      ------

      Hot[meaning fresh] milk and chips [you-know-what] will be served; but to
      attentive listeners only. The rest will remain hungry till the convention
      winds up. The Lakhanese National Anthem will be played in the end & as is
      the Convention, we'd all stand up on our two legs and give that sheepish
      look :) while Dr. Dung in his usual position will look like a coward.
      [cowherd rather.]

      Finally, the gathering in one voice shouts "We pluribus urinum", which
      in Lakhanese means [We are all "one". "One" is a euphemism for something
      else in languages other than Lakhanese, but don't let your minds stray
      on that. This is *that* only "ONE".]


      Further Details
      ---------------
      For further details, contact the organ izer.



      :) :)

      chipping in,
      bk


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