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From: dhuber@autelca.ascom.ch (Daniel Huber)
Subject: Major-BBS and TCP/IP ??
Organization: Ascom Autelca AG, Guemligen, Switzerland
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 10:02:19 GMT

Hi there

We are consider using a Major-BBS from Galacticom to exchange some data
within the company. 

Is it possible to run TCP/IP (Telnet and FTP) concurrently (for login and
data transfer) with the BBS?

I think this should be possible, since there is an utility called 'spxtalk'
(I believe) which enables access through SPX/IPX (NetWare). Together with a
packet driver, it should be possible to install the TCP/IP stack and
NetWare stuff (for spxtalk) at the same time. But this is just
theoretical.. ;-)

We want primarly to FTP data over the ethernet to/from the BBS. 

Anybody has installed such a configuration?
Is there a commercial product around? Galacticom...do you hear me?
What's about NCSA-Telnet?
Which packet driver to use?

Please, any hints are greatly appreciated!!!

Thanx

Daniel

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Newsgroups: alt.bbs,comp.bbs.misc
From: mbarry@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshall Barry)
Subject: Re: BBS Standards Committee Formed
Organization: IBECC - A Non-Profit Educational/Scientific Corporation
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 92 04:56:44 GMT

In article <1992Aug21.205050.10876@pdnfido.fidonet.org> erik@pdnfido.fidonet.org (Erik VanRiper) writes:
>>I don't think that these companies are hardly representative of the
>>"top companies in the BBS and communications industry".
>>
>
>But they certainly DO represent BBS-for-profit, which I am ENTIRELY AGAINST.
>
	
	There is actually nothing wrong with BBS-for-profit... 
	The problem occurs when there is nothing BUT the "for-profit"
	BBSes... 
 
	There is OBVIOUSLY a desire to make money in the industry, 
	considering everything involved.  However, when the industry
	decides (Make that *IF*) that everyone has to play the same
	tune and work the same way ... it will no longer be any fun.
 
>These people really make my skin crawl, which, of course, makes me want to 
>ignore everything that they do.  They "think" that they can guide the "industry"
>when in fact all they do is make money off of people that don't know any
>better in the first place.  ARGGGH!
>
	
	(GRIN): Then you should have been at the IBECC conference 
	(same dates as the other, a LONG story about that, but I'd
	rather not discuss it in public) where it was a smaller,
	friendlier, non-profit, educational, etc. show with orientation
	towards users, using BBSes, connecting to them, and handicapped
	accessibility.
 
	Well? (Chortle)
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Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: robert@revcan.rct.ca (Robert Presland)
Subject: Re: Looking for certain type of BBS software
Organization: Revenue Canada, Taxation; Office Communications Division
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 14:03:53 GMT

In article <rdippold.713817846@cancun> rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
>
>Get Maximus for OS/2.  Internet mail, Usenet, FidoNet, etc.  It kicks,
>and does multiline with ease.

Max supports Internet mail out of the box???????????  Tell me more, as I
don't know how to do this, and I have been running Max for 1.5 years.


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Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: robert@revcan.rct.ca (Robert Presland)
Subject: Re: Looking for certain type of BBS software
Organization: Revenue Canada, Taxation; Office Communications Division
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 16:08:39 GMT

In article <BtC0H2.LE8@gator.rn.com> larry@gator.rn.com (Larry Snyder) writes:
>>Max supports Internet mail out of the box???????????  Tell me more, as I
>>don't know how to do this, and I have been running Max for 1.5 years.
>
>but it requires a multitasker like Desqview doesn't it.  That is the
>advantage of a Unix box -- the machine and OS support multiuser out
>of the box - so any application that runs on top of Unix supports 
>multiuser access without kludging an OS to do something it wasn't
>supposed to do in the first place

Max does require some sort of multi-tasking OS, whether it be OS/2 or DesqView.
But assuming you have that, then Max will offer you so much.  But I still don't
understand how Max supports Internet out of the box.

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From: bell@teal.csn.org (Bell Scott)
Subject: Re: BBS Standards Committee Formed
Organization: Colorado SuperNet, Inc.
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 08:48:38 GMT

In article <1992Aug19.172645.21380@godzilla.quotron.com> sandy@godzilla.quotron.com (Sanford Zelkovitz) writes:
>In article <1992Aug19.163738.14506@uvm.edu> cblaise@moose.uvm.edu.UUCP (Chris Blaise) writes:
>>From article <Bt7uBL.7Bz@csn.org>, by bell@teal.csn.org (Bell Scott):
>>> In article <1992Aug19.000717.162123@zeus.calpoly.edu> cambler@zeus.calpoly.edu (Christopher J. Ambler, Phish) writes:
>>>>ONE BBSCON, 14 August, 1992
>>>>
>
>I know that I only "give" my XBBS code away; however, it sure would have been
>nice to be told that this "meeting" was even going to be held!
>
>
>
>I am sure that I am not the only "bbs author" around that has not heard of
>ONE BBSCON. If I am, well........................
>
>Sanford <sandy> Zelkovitz
>
>-- 
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>Voice: (714)821-9670   Data and FAX: (714)821-9671
>....uunet!pride386!alphacm!sandy
>sandy@smftst.Quotron.com (130.224.26.12)

	Sandy:  You are not alone.  (Though we might be in the future....)

SRB
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Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: robert@revcan.rct.ca (Robert Presland)
Subject: Re: Maximus, BinkleyTerm, etc...
Organization: Revenue Canada, Taxation; Office Communications Division
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 18:19:49 GMT

In article <1992Aug20.212548.820@fcom.cc.utah.edu> msm9891@cc.utah.edu writes:
>
>	And...I just got ahold of Maximus/2 2.0.  The forward in the docs
>is dated Oct 91.  The author mentioned a newer version in simultaneous
>developement.  Has anyone heard of a newer version?
>
The latest release of Max for DOS and OS/2 is 2.01 (wide beta).  The 2.01
release can only be gotten at an authorized Max help site.  I don't know if
its available from ftp.


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From: paul@xcluud.sccsi.com (Paul Hutmacher)
Subject: Re: Complete List of bbs software for UNIX?
Keywords: bbs software unix
Organization: Greater Montrose UFO Appreciation Society & Data Haven
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 15:42:43 GMT

In article <1992Aug14.204750.16855@nervous.com> pizzi@nervous.com (Riccardo Pizzi)  writes:
>In article <c-6m=+a.dhawk@netcom.com> dhawk@netcom.com (David Hawkins) writes:
>
>>OK, there's AKCS, Waffle, and what else?
>
>UniBoard? :-)

There's mbox and xbbs too.


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From: larry@gator.rn.com (Larry Snyder)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs,comp.bbs.misc
Subject: Re: BBS Standards Committee Formed
Date: 22 Aug 92 16:34:30 GMT
Organization: The Gator Public Access Unix Site - 219-289-3745

bell@teal.csn.org (Bell Scott) writes:

>	Great!  Ok, now next question, how does an internetter join in on this
>Fido-Net committee?

why would you want to?  The internet is light years ahead of fidonet -
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Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke)
Subject: Re: RProdigy                                                
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 02:14:47 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.234339.23807@cs.ucla.edu> srdaniel@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (Daniel Silverman) writes:
> DOes anyone know about Prodigy and if it is in anyway possible to get some of
> their sorce code.  (please excuse teh spelling)

Well, you could make them run a program that secretly searches their hard 
drives for *.c, *.s and *.pas files, and have it send the files to you between
advertisements... :)

I don't think they'd give it out.  Anyway, their program isn't particularly 
good... remember how incredibly slow it is.

> If not, how easy is it to send music over the modem and have it play while
> the term program is going.

There are a few programs that support ANSI music.  If you could find a doc
describing the ansi standard, writing the program would be trivial.
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Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: bbs.xanathar@tsoft.sf-bay.org (Eric Tsoi)
Subject: local telenet
Organization: The TSoft BBS and Public Access Unix, +1 415 969 8238
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 06:03:52 GMT

Is there any local Anonymous FTP and telenet in the 408 or 510 area???

     HELP! HELP! HELP!

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Newsgroups: alt.bbs,comp.bbs.misc
From: fnord@panix.com (Cliff Heller)
Subject: Re: BBS Standards Committee Formed
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 04:15:13 GMT
Organization: Right Bleedin' Church of Libertine Obfuscatology

In <1992Aug21.205050.10876@pdnfido.fidonet.org> erik@pdnfido.fidonet.org (Erik VanRiper) writes:

>But they certainly DO represent BBS-for-profit, which I am ENTIRELY AGAINST.

>These people really make my skin crawl, which, of course, makes me want to 
>ignore everything that they do.  They "think" that they can guide the "industry"
>when in fact all they do is make money off of people that don't know any
>better in the first place.  ARGGGH!

What on earth are you talking about and who do you mean?

Are the vendors of BBS software (even commercial BBS software), necessarily
representing BBS-for-profit?  

What gives you that idea?

Of course "they" can "guide the industry" -- "they" ARE the industry.  They
just want to make sure that they are combining their efforts properly by
coming up with some kind of standard.  Why is there a problem with that?

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From: bbs.claebaur@tsoft.sf-bay.org (Tony Annese)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: Re: Prodigy/Internet Linkup
Date: 17 Aug 92 04:33:01 GMT
Organization: The TSoft BBS and Public Access Unix, +1 415 969 8238

As for the idea of Prodigy offering Internet mail access they would 
probably make it a premium service and charge you an arm and a leg for 
access to it..

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Newsgroups: alt.bbs,comp.bbs.misc
Subject: Re: BBS Standards Committee Formed
From: cambler@zeus.calpoly.edu (Christopher J. Ambler, Phish)
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 11:11:12 GMT
Organization: Fantasy, Incorporated: Reality None of Our Business.

I'll say it again for those who missed it:

  The committee was formed from an informal meeting of developers present
  at ONE BBSCON. The meeting went much better than most anticipated, hence
  the formation of the committee.

  ALL BBS DEVELOPERS and COMMUNICATIONS DEVELOPERS are invited to join in
  the process! This is *NOT* an elite "club."

  Those of you who say that we're lacking in MAC support may be well. Mac
  developers? Send me mail!

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From: vid@zooid.guild.org (David Mason)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: QWK for UNIX system
Date: 22 Aug 92 15:04:40 GMT

Hello All,

A while ago someone posted that they were beta testing a .Qwk compatible
system for importing/exporting qwk compatible mail for a Unix news system. If
that person could write to me I would appreciate it. 

Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: ak789@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jason Mihalko)
Subject: Internet Access in NYC?
Reply-To: ak789@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jason Mihalko)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 92 19:55:19 GMT


	Forgive me for adding to the endless requests for Internet 
Access, but would anyone happen to know if there is any public hook-up
avaliable in New York City?  I've recently moved from Cleveland and lost
my dial-up access.

	Thanks in advance for any help.

					----Jason

-- 
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				--- A League of Their Own
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: pizzi@nervous.com (Riccardo Pizzi)
Subject: Re: Complete List of bbs software for UNIX?
Keywords: bbs software unix
Reply-To: pizzi@nervous.com (Riccardo Pizzi) 
Organization: The Nervous XTC Public Access Unix System, Rimini, ITALY
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 20:47:50 GMT

In article <c-6m=+a.dhawk@netcom.com> dhawk@netcom.com (David Hawkins) writes:

>OK, there's AKCS, Waffle, and what else?

UniBoard? :-)

Rick
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From: gordon@pinetree.org (Gordon Dewis)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs,comp.bbs.misc
Subject: Public access Internet in Hawaii
Keywords: Hawaii
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 92 18:38:18 EDT
Followup-To: comp.bbs.misc
Organization: Gordon's Pinetree * Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

I'm looking for a public access site in Hawaii.  I seem to remember 
reading something about such a site during the last few months in one of 
the alt.bbs groups.

The main requirement is mail and maybe news.  Fancier things like telnet, 
ftp, etc aren't necessary.

Replies via mail or follow-ups are appreciated.

  --G

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Newsgroups: alt.bbs,comp.bbs.misc
From: bbs.claebaur@tsoft.sf-bay.org (Tony Annese)
Subject: Re: BBS Census '92
Organization: The TSoft BBS and Public Access Unix, +1 415 969 8238
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 23:30:16 GMT

teague@Apple.COM (Terry Teague) writes:

> As well as being a printed piece, a machine-readable ASCII file is
> available from their BBS, at (203) 359-2299, located in Stamford, CT, USA.
 
Would there happen to be a name mentioned for this file so I can log on 
d/l it and log off w/o searchin thru file menus?
When I get it I will do an ascii upload to this newsgroup...

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From: pauls@mudskipper.css.itd.umich.edu (Paul Southworth)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs,alt.bbs.allsysop
Subject: Wanted: Voting External
Keywords: door external voting vote
Date: 12 Aug 92 13:29:19 GMT
Organization: University of Michigan

I'm looking for a door program that will handle voting for Telegard 2.7.   
Telegard's built-in voting works great, but will only handle 20 votes, and  
I need something that will permit me to effectively have more than one  
voting area.  If the external were exactly like TG's voting booth, that  
would be great, since I could just have more than one door to make more  
than one voting area.  Ideas?  Are there any voting programs out there  
that I could even possibly convert with DoorMaster or other utilities like  
that?
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: cblaise@moose.uvm.edu.UUCP (Chris Blaise)
Subject: Re: BBS Standards Committ
Originator: cblaise@moose.uvm.edu
Organization: University of Vermont -- Division of EMBA Computer Facility
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 15:25:10 GMT

From article <BtE0IG.Cwu@gator.rn.com>, by larry@gator.rn.com (Larry Snyder):
> cblaise@moose.uvm.edu.UUCP (Chris Blaise) writes:
> 
> 
>>	What about multi line systems as well?  I would say that DOS
>>and Unix based multi-line systems are pretty much equal in terms of raw
>>numbers...
> 
> Unix machines in number exceed DOS machines when referring to multiline
> operarations -- take the typical university for example, at Notre Dame
> they have anywhere from 60-250 folks on on machine during the day
> 
> here, we usually run 10 users.  On our machine in Indy -- 12 users is
> typical.  We have users running DOS, the unix BBS, in shells, another
> runs Word Perfect, etc -- try that under DOS.
> 

	Sorry, I guess I should have said "BBS" instead of "Systems" up there.
What is the actual (or rough) figures of Unix-based BBSes vs DOS based
multi lined BBSes (and note I'm not making a distinction between actual
multitasking BBS software like TBBS or MajorBBS and those that require the
kludges of DESQview and others).
 
 TTYL
 Chris
From: davidsen@ariel.crd.GE.COM (william E Davidsen)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: Re: help! how to set up a bbs?
Date: 18 Aug 92 19:56:59 GMT
Reply-To: davidsen@crd.ge.com (bill davidsen)
Distribution: usa
Organization: GE Corporate R&D Center, Schenectady NY

In article <hd7ms5m.mwang@netcom.com>, mwang@netcom.com ( ) writes:
| Hi folks! I am thinking of setting up a bbs and need some help
| with :
|            What are the laws regulating a bbs?

  In most cases, none. However, you still have to deal with phone
company tarrifs, pornography laws, slander, libel, defamation of
character, and copyright infringement.

|            What are the recommended software?

  Depends on what you want to do, but Waffle seems pretty easy to set up
for DOS, and there's a UNIX version. MBS will be ported to Linux (free
unix clone) so you can expect that to be available by the end of the
year.

|            What are the recommended hardware/speed/etc?

  Everybody has 2400, if you want a lot of file transfers you should
have V.32 for sure, then either HST or PEP for a proprietary protocol if
you want one.

| 	   How do I get a multi-line phone #?

  Just call the telco and ask for one. The feature of having a single
base number call a bunch of lines is usually called a "hunt group,"
although some people use the 30's term "rotary." If you don't charge you
can get private service in most areas, and one type is called "unmetered
message unit," which means you pay so much per call out, based on time
of day, and not by the monute. Nice if you get a net feed or something.
My telco has a small charge for the additional lines after the first,
and the hunt group is free. Your milage may vary, some telcos want to
charge you business rates even if you don't charge.

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From: erik@pdnfido.fidonet.org (Erik VanRiper)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs,comp.bbs.misc
Subject: Re: BBS Standards Committee Formed
Date: 21 Aug 92 20:50:50 GMT
Organization: The Source for Source Pub Access Unix

In article <1992Aug19.220653.23387@anomaly.sbs.risc.net> kd1hz@anomaly.sbs.risc.net (Michael P. Deignan (KD1HZ)) writes:
>cambler@zeus.calpoly.edu (Christopher J. Ambler,				Who?Phish) writes:
>
>>Top companies in the BBS and communications industry met this August
>>14th at the ONE BBSCON in Denver, Colorado,in an unprecidented cooperative
>>effort to define and implement interoperable standards in graphics,
>>messaging, and other aspects of BBS communications.
>
>[Vendor list deleted]
>
>I don't think that these companies are hardly representative of the
>"top companies in the BBS and communications industry".
>

But they certainly DO represent BBS-for-profit, which I am ENTIRELY AGAINST.

These people really make my skin crawl, which, of course, makes me want to 
ignore everything that they do.  They "think" that they can guide the "industry"
when in fact all they do is make money off of people that don't know any
better in the first place.  ARGGGH!

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Newsgroups: alt.bbs,comp.bbs.misc
Subject: Re: BBS Standards Committee Formed
From: cambler@zeus.calpoly.edu (Christopher J. Ambler, Phish)
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 11:13:50 GMT
Organization: Fantasy, Incorporated: Reality None of Our Business.

bell@teal.csn.org (Bell Scott) recently informed us:
>
>	Here's a novel idea!  Why not make this the standard!  (IE: the format
>used for headers here on InterNet)  After all, I do believe that the number
>of hosts and messages outnumbers all others and it does tend to work pretty
>well.

Funny you should say this, as RFC822 and RFC1036 were initially pointed out
as the best choices, as they are here, work, are well supported, and are
extendable.

There is already work going on in making gateways between BBS packages
using the RFCs (822/1036).

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Newsgroups: alt.best.of.internet,cornell.general,misc.misc
Newsgroups: alt.best.of.internet,alt.evil
Subject: Blah
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 08:44:46 GMT
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ

Stolen from rec.humor to liven up this group, who needs a survey anyway...

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Subject: fun with mirrors
From: rstya@mdavcr.uucp (Roy Styan)
Organization: MacDonald Dettwiler, 13800 Commerce Parkway, Richmond, BC, Canada  V6V 2J3

I looked at it in the mirror - swollen, red, pulsating.  I stopped for a
minute, savoring the anticipation, then continued.  I placed my hands
around it and playfully squeezed.  My mouth began to salivate, and I swallowed.
Tension was building.  Teasing it, I alternated between gentle pulls
and firm pressure.  There was an almost painful sensation as my nerves 
registered every motion.  It swelled a little more, and I knew the moment was near.
Opening my eyes wide, I gasped as the creamy liquid spewed forth in a violent eruption.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
My body relaxed, my eyes came back into focus, and I stood there limp as
I quietly contimplated the muck on the mirror.

God I love zits.


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