HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson)
Subject: Re: Marble in shower
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 14:36:26 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <MJD.92Aug15143032@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*]  
Neuromancer") writes:
*In article <Bt14BL.MJz@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F.  
Woods) writes:
*>   Having stepped on my daughter's Tinkertoys more than a few times,
*
*    It is well-known that the toy that is most excruciating to step on
*is the 2x4 lego brick.
*

Oh yeah? Ever step on one of those little superballs that come out of the  
gumball-type machines? Now _that_ is a new experience in pain.
--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.elvis.sighting
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 20:55:39 GMT

In article <1992Aug16.185213.18400@cabot.balltown.cma.COM> welty@cabot.balltown.cma.COM (richard welty) writes:
>In article <1992Aug16.011206.6149@daimi.aau.dk> pilgrim@daimi.aau.dk (Jakob G}rdsted) writes:
>>Who is Jimmy Hoffa? 
>
>he is the silent partner in a fishing camp in minnesota, which is
>run by Bob Crane and Sebastian Cabot.  Elvis hangs out there during
>the summers.

I thought that was Brian Keith...

				--Blair
				  "Making fudge in the summer
				   making fudge is a bummer
				   fudge is a bummer
				   in the fudgy summer
				   oh yeah..."
				   -One Lennon And McCartney didn't release
>
>hope this helps,
>  richard
>-- 
>richard welty                            518-393-7228
>welty@cabot.balltown.cma.com
>  ``if you can read this, mario, you're too close''
>    -- bumper sticker seen on a CART safety truck
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What we need
Date: 18 Aug 92 20:06:12 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

mjd sez:

   In article <4731@balrog.ctron.com> mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
   What we really need is a smiley that says, in a pleasant, concise, way
   FUCK OFF AND DIE!
   Any ideas?

   :-)


Not only that, his next post says:

   In article <4731@balrog.ctron.com> mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
   Any ideas?

   :-)

What a masterpiece response! An inventive answer, and an immediate follow-up
showing an appropriate example of usage, identiical to the previous but for
two deleted lines.  This is t.b. art.  Truly the work of a master.
You should write manpages for fun and profit.

I like it.  Nice and simple.  Rude, but subdued.  The 'clueless' will think
it is politeness.  Old t.b.ers will recognize the subtlety.

I resolve...never to use :-) here for anything other than FO&D.

Thanks Mark, and by the way,  :-)

Matt
Too bad it won't have the intended effect on either of us 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:26495 rec.humor:26387 misc.test:9785 alt.test:10774
From: syspb@smartstar.com (Paul)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,misc.test,alt.test
Subject: Re: I LOVE GERMANY
Keywords: CARASSO
Date: 18 Aug 92 18:41:57 GMT
Organization: SmartStar/Signal Technology

Wir haben vielen Duenkopfen hier heute.  Ich glaube nicht sehr veil sheise.
Auf English, Ich sage "It makes me want to hurl".  
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Organization: t.b
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 00:00:36 GMT

dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
> Ignoring information that can save ones life, that has been present and
> loudly apparent so long as one has been alive, and allowing oneself to
> become addicted thereby, and making rationalizations thereafter for not
> taking steps to break that addiction, is stupidity.  No kinder term will
> do.

     While your point is very arguable with
respect to starting smoking, when it comes to
quitting there's a lot more involved than the
intelligence or stupidity of the person involved,
Kent.  If it were that simple, there wouldn't
be so many intelligent people who smoke.

> mjd comes up with one of the oldest, and least valid, rationalizations
> for failing to take himself in hand and break his addiction ever heard:
> too many other things in my life are more dangerous than smoking, and
> you don't advise me to cease participating in them.

     Agreed, mjd's rationalizations *are* all
bullshit, in fact bordering on insulting the
intelligence.  The only worthwhile thing he said
on the subject was that after weighing the risks
versus the pleasure smoking affords him he still
felt like smoking during the time he is alive, and
that anyone who thinks they are in a better
position than he to make that decision for him
can fuck off, which is perfectly valid.

> And excusing it as "merely self-destructive" misses the point, Sho.

     How so?  History is riddled with brilliant
but self-destructive people.  One even finds
oneself wondering how such people can ever avoid
self-destructive tendencies in the face of the
overwhelming greed, avarice, and stupidity
they encounter at every turn.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I LOVE GERMANY
Keywords: CARASSO
Date: 14 Aug 92 17:24:32 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,soc.culture.german,comp.sys.amiga.advocacy
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Ron Echeverri writes:

>Que' cabrones que son algunos alemanes, no?
Quieres pappas fritas con eso?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: It's me again...
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 20:36:58 GMT

In <lz9m62f.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes:

>IN ALT.PERSONALS catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Catherine Manry) writes:

>>..............

>OPENING BIDDING THAT ANDY AND CATHERINE BREAK UP.

Naah, but I'll donate 100 quatloos to fix Catherine's . key.  It keeps
sticking.  
.

.

.

......................................


ben
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
From: rone@chort.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Daily Struggle To Remain Under Quota
Date: 14 Aug 1992 01:19:18 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: chort.usc.edu


 % quota -v
 Disk quotas for rone (uid 22265):
 Filesystem    usage  quota  limit    timeleft  files  quota  limit    timeleft
 /tmp_mnt/auto/skat3
                4998   5000   6000                371   5000   6000           


5150
my student account is full up too
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: If you send it, he will come
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 92 05:17:21 GMT


In a previous article, vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) says:

>===================
>--E>E-->- -E>  and:>BYTE MY WEENIE

 01  ICI-SORT-TABLE-AREA.
     02  ICI-SORT-TABLE           OCCURS 300 TIMES.
         05  ICI-SORT-ZIP          PIC X(05).
         05  ICI-SORT-SC-ID        PIC X(08).
         05  ICI-SORT-SELECT       PIC 99.
         05  ICI-SORT-MILES        PIC 9(06).
         05  ICI-SORT-BOL          PIC X(20).
         05  ICI-SORT-WHSE         PIC X(03).
 01  HOLD-SORT-TABLE.
     03  FILLER              PIC X(13).
     03  FILLER              PIC 9(08).
     03  FILLER              PIC X(23).

..

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: Libra Verdi
Organization: lf
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 16:25:12 GMT

In article <1992Aug18.131558.20355@cco.caltech.edu> ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz) writes:
>
>Could be worse.  I once found "the Amityville Horror" and a number of other
>horror novels filed in a library's religion section.

Some of us held a contest to find novels in the Q sections
at the Hayden Library (MIT).  The Q index is mostly for science and 
research (like the Rs are medicine and the Ts are technology and engin-
eering).  There was some might-be novels in Q1-Q1000, and three in the
QAs -- mathematics (Flatland is the only title i remember).  After that
we got bored and distracted ourselves with something else.

If i recall correctly, _the amityville horror_ was allegedly a true story,
so it would be catalogued in the B section, somewhere amongst the Crowley
and von daneiken.  Although nobody really believed _the amityville horror_
was true, trying to get a book re-classified is next to impossible.

AjD
worked at the hayden library for a year
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.personals,alt.sex,rec.humor
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Subject: IS ANYONE AT BROWN UNIVERSITY?
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 22:28:25 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'


I NEED THE EMAIL ADDRESSES OF ANY ONE AT BROWN UNIVERSITY WHO IS
READING THIS!  I NEED A FAVOR.



-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: tal@Warren.MENTORG.COM (Tom Limoncelli)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Organization: Mentor Graphics, Silicon Design Division
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 19:43:27 GMT

In <j96m#3n.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:

>The station in this area that runs "Jeopardy!" ran the Teen Tournament
>this week.  The finalists were all girls.

From Aug 21-24 they will be re-running the college tournament.  The
one named "Stephanie" used to be jeopardy@brahms.udel.edu until
she graduated last spring.

(She comes in second place.  She would have been in first place
if she got the last answer right.)

Tom
-- 
Tom Limoncelli -- tal@warren.mentorg.com (work) -- tal@plts.uucp (play)
"Oh! I thought it was one of those useless demos of everything that
    a GUI builder could do." -Anonymous person watching demo of
         Solaris 2.0's graphical tool for managing NIS+
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Voting to make a difference
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 14:31:52 GMT

In article <schnitzi.713735889@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:

>What is bizarre is that I registered to vote just on
>the off chance that I might meet a woman while serving
>jury duty.

Huh? Now, you're likely to have to be *on* a jury. You don't have to
be summoned to sit in the Jury Venire (as it's called around here) Room;
there's no guards, ID badges, sign in sheets or anything.

You could have just walked in, sat down, and started hitting on whoever
you wanted. Sheesh; now, you're twice as likely to have your advances
disrupted when a jury is empaneled.

Been summoned once, sat on the first jury, got elected foreman, didn't
know what the hell I was supposed to be doing....

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
Hestons' First Law: I qualify virtually everything I say.
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short, shameful vacation
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 11:36:32 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

Last year I ended up not going to Eastern Europe, so nobody got any
postcards.

This year, I am *definitely* going on holiday, on Tuesday morning in fact.
I'll be visiting Paris (briefly), Pisa, Rome, Florence, Luxembourg and
Brussels.  I'll also probably have my passport checked in Switzerland, but
I'm not planning to get off the train there.

Anyone who wants a postcard should send me a suitable address.  My having
heard of you is a necessary but not sufficient condition for your receiving a
postcard.  Send me your address even if you've sent it before, as I've almost
certainly lost it. (*)


mathew
[ (*) That means you, Roger Carasso.  I'll try Belgian, er, french fries
      with the traditional mayonnaise and see if they're as awful as you
      claim. ]
-- 
"Even the most bizarre of the unions (probably that between a cat's gall
 stone and a single note 'G' from CNN's ident theme) managed to convey a
 sense of rampant impropriety."  -- 'Fortran Five', Simon G. Lawrence Leonard
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Recent Acquisitions
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 13:50:21 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
> Bankstatement
> Air Supply:The One That You Love
> J. Geils Band:You're Gettin' Even While I'm Gettin' Odd
> Daryl Hall:Three Hearts In The Happy Ending Machine
[...]
> God, I love 49 cent record sales.

You was robbed!


mathew
-- 
"Even the most bizarre of the unions (probably that between a cat's gall
 stone and a single note 'G' from CNN's ident theme) managed to convey a
 sense of rampant impropriety."  -- 'Fortran Five', Simon G. Lawrence Leonard

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 19:31:48 GMT

In <1992Aug18.005754.19044@cco.caltech.edu> ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz) writes:

>>>> There is only minimal health risk associated with moderate tobacco use.
>>>What is moderate?
>>"moderate" is that amount of usage that causes only minimal health risk.
>Well, if you want to be technical, minimal health risk occurs when you don't
>smoke at all.  Are you saying that 'moderate' tobacco use is none?
No moderate tobacco use is only technical minimal health risk.

ben -- sorry, didn't realize you wanted a cascade
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Subject: If people were meant to fly...
Summary: Not just for breakfast anymore (my first t.b story)
Originator: pv@gagme
Keywords: evolution, flight, Tibetans, olympics
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 00:23:10 GMT

   For Jason, evolution wasn't just a theory. It was a solemn personal
responsibility.
   As he had done countless times before, Jason approached the western rim of
the Grand Canyon. "The rangers have put up a railing since last time." he
muttered, annoyed. A few minutes of sweaty work and it was well out of the
way.
   Jason carefully paced back one hundred steps from the rim, and planted his
right foot against the usual rock, which was getting worn down from
millennia of bare feet, furs, moccasins, boots, and finally, Air Jordans
(not that Jason thought it was the shoes, of course). He counted down from
ten, and started sprinting for all he was worth.
   Scant inches from the rim, Jason spread his arms wide and kicked off,
hard. He felt transcendent joy at finally getting everything right as the
airstream flowed around him. At least he did until 15 seconds later, when he
realized that he was still firmly in the grip of Newtonian mechanics. In the
3 seconds remaining, Jason screamed at the universe "next time for sure!"
and re-entered the wheel of life with a dull, sickening thud.
   The guide considered, yet again, suggesting to Jason that he choose a
bird form in his next life, but the jumps were getting much better. This
last was darn near a perfect 10, and think of the difficulty factor! Another
million years, and he might be giving the lemmings a run for the gold medal.
PV
-- 
Paul Vader              | "I said to them there's another one that the
pv@gagme.chi.il.us      |  Nitty Ditty Nitty Gritty Great Bird does, and
Systems Analyst, lurker |  says if you want to see a rainbow, you've got to
and ex-Zen poet         |  stand a little rain" --Spy, #560 (On Halcion)
------------------------+----------------------------------------------------
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27077 alt.elvis.sighting:41
From: rcoursey@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Robert Leon Coursey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.elvis.sighting
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Date: 22 Aug 92 17:43:31 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <edz=02Sx1eT501@JUTS.ccc.amdahl.com> nmt@fbi.cccbm.nasa.ccc writes:
>
>     What's all this about Elvis still being alive?????  What's so great about
>this drug addict?????  So what if he was a great singer?????  Did he call 
>himself the king????? or did someone give him this title?????  
>Grow up people!!!!!  HE WAS DEAD, HE IS DEAD, AND FOREVER HE WILL BE DEAD.
>I just can't understand how someone could idolize Elvis.  In my humble opinion,
>for a soldier who died protecting this country, his death is worth million and
>million more than this guy Elvis who called himself the king.  Die Elvis and 
>forever be dead so that the younger generation will no longer have an immoral
>idol like you.  But, (sign!!!!!), I'm so sad to see the idols of the younger
>generation nowaday.  What has become of this country's moral value system?
>When will people start to see what rock music has done to this country?  How
>much is has damaged this society?  How much it has poisoned the young minds?
>This is indeed the work of the devil!  Wake up everyone and fight back against
>the devil before it's too late.  (Sign!!!!!)  I guest I'm still alone in this
>battlefield, yes an old lonely soldier, indeed .....  

Chill dood, you don't have to scream about all this (although I agree
whole heartedly!)

Rob
p.s. I've always wondered about what would happen with modern rap stars when
they got old:
  Jimmy: "Grandpa, why do you have gold teeth, so many chains, and why are
          you holding yourself in the picture when you were young?"
  Old Rapper (Grandpa): "Uhhhhh...."
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Fun things to do around campus
Date: 13 Aug 92 13:56:25 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <l8k9raINNds8@alcor.usc.edu>, rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
> 
> "And over here we have the Student Union, which houses all the student or-
> ganizations..."
> 
> The tour guide is giving the guests to USC's distinguished campus a detailed
> review of the campus' buildings and history.  The people are all seated in
> one of those electric carts that look too shitty for golf courses, so they
> end up on college campuses for a plethora of uses.
> 
> "Over here is Bovard Auditorium -"
> 
> Suddenly the guide is aware of something moving in front of him.  He looks 
> out of the corner of his eye.  A student on his bicycle.  No problem.
>
etc.etc. 
> 5150
> i just LOVE playing chicken with these tour guides

Am I the only person to find it incredible that anyone would want
to go on a sightseeing tour around USC's campus?

There must be some really dumb/bored people in California.

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Subject: Re: Repulican Truths (Oxymoron #406)
Organization: Funky Groovy Channel 27
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 17:43:53 GMT

JENNIFER LENNARD (jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu) wrote:

> I must admit I was pretty terrified watching the convention last night.
> Many of the comments made had *no* basis in fact

	Welcome to American politics, Jenny.


> Did anyone else notice the outburst of applause whenever anyone said the
> word "family" in any context?  Sort of like the secret word on Pee-wee's
> playhouse....


	THAT'S who we need as President.


"Yes, Hussein and I were fighting.  But HE STARTED IT!"

"I am rubber and Bush is glue.  Whatever he says bounces off me and
	sticks to him!"

"Hey!  You bum!  Get a job!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"But that's what you're EXPECTED to do in a porno theater!"


--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbecued iguana.
From: fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Do you people have jobs?
Date: 14 Aug 92 18:31:47 GMT
Organization: Indiana University

In <BszHFx.MJ@news.larc.nasa.gov> fuhrmann@avd20.larc.nasa.gov (Henri D. Fuhrmann) writes:

>Hhmm ?

Why, yes.  I get paid a small but reasonable amount of money to sit in
front of a computer eight hours a day and read news.  Does that answer
your question?

ben
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
will be president for food
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz)
Subject: Re: new disney film
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 07:47:52 GMT

>>Here is my dyslexic intrepretation of that new disney film:
>>
>>    Honey, I blew the kid
>
>the local googolplex theater sign actually said this
>for a day or two before they caught on.  i'm not sure
>whose fault it was, though.

I read that as 'the local gooleyplex theater' for a second.  I wonder why?
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Date: 18 Aug 92 17:11:05 GMT
Organization: Logic Modeling Inc of Beaverton Oregon

>kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>
>>In article <1992Aug17.134751.24740@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>>>
>>>which female in t.b would be most likely to get this title?
>
>>The only reasonable suggestion is that all of the people in t.b sleep with
>>all of the females in t.b                         ^^^^^^
             ^^^^^^^

	Why can't we include t.b females with the t.b people?  We include
	Wavey Davey, don't we?

	- Larry Huntley

-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | You played golf; you watched football;
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |   you drank beer -- we EVOLVED!
          Beaverton,  OR          |         - Rhonda,  "Thing-Fish"
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:25811 alt.elvis.sighting:16
From: laviers@IRO.UMontreal.CA (Cocotte Minute)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.elvis.sighting
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Date: 13 Aug 92 19:37:46 GMT
Reply-To: laviers@IRO.UMontreal.CA (Cocotte Minute)
Organization: Universite de Montreal

In article <1992Aug12.045828.25414@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> rcoursey@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Robert Leon Coursey) writes:
>Ok...for the last time...
>
>Elvis is dead! He has been for a LONG time now. Let him rest in pieces.

.... can't be! I'M ELVIS!!!

I was sick of singing, so I went for a career in computer science.
My name is Feeble Littlebottom and leave me alone!



--
_____________________________________________________________________________
|Sebastien Lavier [Calimero]    | Centre de recherche, Hopital du Sacre-Coeur  
|laviers@iro.umontreal.ca       | "The opinions expressed here are mine and  
|Universite de Montreal, Canada |   should also be yours!"
From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: hi
Date: 18 Aug 92 18:23:47 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742



I'm new here.


yong-mi
i don't even have a telephone number
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Voting to make a difference
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 23:03:18 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

	{ a rant Which Is All True deleted }

: Kent - the last four dozen year old flaming liberal.

not quite yet, old son. not quite just yet.
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