HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: REALLY CLUELESS FROSH!
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 92 02:57:30 GMT

I'd like to claim a point for this one.  It was intentional bait and I
can't believe that BigDave actually fell for it.

bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987) writes:

> I'd like a point for this one, even though it was unintentional on my part 
> and the perp is hardly a newbie...

> In alt.slack...
> In article <1992Aug20.155032.20409@gozer.mv.com> klm@gozer.mv.com 
> (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
> >bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987) writes:
> >
> >> mjhostet@athena.mit.edu (Mat Hostetter) writes:
> >
> >> [Cavalcade of Scientologists deleted]
> >
> >> The page numbers are a nice touch.
> >The raging plumbers are a bit much.

> -- 
> Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
> why do I bother...

-- 
Kevin
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Round Robin Scheduler
Date: 21 Aug 92 03:24:32 GMT
Organization: Bandwith Wasters for a Better Future

tomg@stud.cs.uit.no (Tom Grydeland) writes:

>In article <1992Aug13.200016.6836@random.ccs.northeastern.edu>, rogue@ccs.northeastern.edu (Free Radical) writes:

>|> Tom - does this say 'Elvis is Alive' in 24pt Bold Block, or am I missing 
>|> something?

>	DONT YOU EVAH USE MY NAME AND THAT PERSONS NAME
>	IN THE SAME SENTENCE AGEEEIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

With a name like yours you should be glad he only used your first name.
"Grydeland" - I'm shocked, what a stupid name - "Potcountry".
-- 
Note to those who posts about notes: I know the posting above proves 
that I'm clueless, so don't post or email me telling me that. I will
not believe you.
From: dpl@aber.ac.uk (David Philip Langstaff)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Politikal Korrektness (wasn't: pollution from cars)
Summary: You've probably seen it here before but....
Date: 18 Aug 92 15:15:53 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

In article <713830216snx@nexnix.demon.co.uk> gary@nexnix.demon.co.uk (Gary Howland) writes:
>All the punks in Nottingham refer to travellers as 'jitters'.
>
>Anyone know the origin of the word?
>
>Gary
>
>================================================================================
>  _   _      _   _                                     _   _      _   _
> ((___))    ((   ))        gary@nexnix.demon.co.uk    ((   ))    ((   ))
> [ x x ]    [ x x ]                                   [ x x ]    [ x x ]
>  \   /      \   /                                     \   /      \   /
>  (' ')      (' ')              GIMME ACCESS           (' ')      (' ')
>   (U)        (U)                 (mail me)             (U)        (U)
>
>================================================================================

Lemme see, the cows are listening to Rush on their walkman headsets ?
           the Bulgarian ladies hammer team are standing on their heads ?
           GIMME ALL YOUR CREDIT CARDS ?
           mail gary@nexnix.demon.co.uk < /etc/termcap ?
           80 columns of '=' give anyone the jitters ?

I just don't know.

Oh, and Gary, WTFMBSEIYS




-- 
Dave Langstaff | Janet:dpl@uk.ac.aber.cs | Disclaimer: All my own work. 
Any views expressed are those of the author alone. | Phone:(0970)622838 
After-life, After-shave, don't hold with any of it, bleugh! - Sir Henry 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: kilroy@acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I)
Subject: [comp.os.coherent] Re: German FTP-site carrying Coh-ware ?
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 92 01:55:39 GMT
Organization: ACME BBS - Public Access Usenet, Palmerston North, New Zealand

So there I am, innocently wandering through comp.os.coherent trying to get
some real work done, when this monstrousity bowls me over. Here's the entire
post:

olpi@sbustd.rz.uni-sb.de (Oliver Pischke) writes:

> Organization: Studenten-Mail, Rechenzentrum Universitaet des Saarlandes
> Hi folks,
> 
> are ther any FTP-sites in Germany carrying PD for Coherent ?
> If so, could some1 please mail me the addresses ?
> 
>  ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> 
> | Oliver Pischke / Bismarckstr. 22 / D-6600 Saarbruecken / Germany   |
> 
> | -------------------------------------------------------------------|
> 
> | Internet: olpi@stud.uni-sb.de          | CIS: 100112,711           |
> 
> |                                        |---------------------------|
> 
> |  |\/\/\/| gauloise@lutzifer.hh.sub.org | Phone: +49 681 638132     |
> 
> |  |      |                                                          |
> 
> |  |      | ---------------------------------------------------------|
> 
> |  | (o)(o)                                                          |
> 
> |  C      _)      project : porting PoVRAY 1.0 to SUNOS              |
> 
> |   | ,___|                                                          |
> 
> |   |   /         due to lack of sense of nccnet-sysadmin            |
> 
> |  /___\          I can no longer be reached at this site. f**k  !   |
> 
> | /     \                                                            |
> 
>  ---------------------------------------------------------------------

No, it's not an 80-column club candidate, he's just put an extra blank
line in for each line of signature.

						- k
-- 
Craig Harding            kilroy@acme.gen.nz             ACME BBS +64 63 3551342
"Jub'f Xvob?"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: Looking for a GL viewer for X-Windows.
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 15:45:33 GMT

neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (N Bowers) writes:

> In alt.graphics.pixutils, woodside@bnr.ca signs:
> > 
> >Kevin
> >
> >-- 
> >                       _________________________________
> >       *               | INTERNET : woodside@bnr.ca    |       __
> >** **  ****  Northern  | MAINFRAME: WOODSIDE at BNRMER |  | / |  \ |    |
> >******  **   Telecom   |_______________________________|  |/  |__/ |    |
> >**  **  **   Canada    |"The above opinions are my own,|  |\  |  \ | /\ | 
> >**  *** ****           |not those of Northern Telecom."|  | \ |__/ |/  \|
> >**  **   **  (Ottawa)  |_______________________________|

> What is it with people called Kevin?

Superior Jeans.

A more appropriate question would be "What is it with people who work
for Northern Telecom?" even though his INTERNET address says he is at
Bell Northern Research.  (There is a very fuzzy line between NT and
BNR.)

The answer, of course, is that they work for the phone company.  This
ought to be a suitable explanation for any Brit.

-- 
Kevin
From: neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (N Bowers)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: WAISified PostScript would constitute a security hole
Date: 14 Aug 92 10:46:25 GMT
Organization: University of Leeds, England

In alt.security and others, jimc@tau-ceti.isc-br.com (Jim Cathey) signs:
>-- 
>+----------------+
>! II      CCCCCC !  Jim Cathey
>! II  SSSSCC     !  ISC-Bunker Ramo
>! II      CC     !  TAF-C8;  Spokane, WA  99220
>! IISSSS  CC     !  UUCP: uunet!isc-br!jimc (jimc@isc-br.isc-br.com)
>! II      CCCCCC !  (509) 927-5757
>+----------------+
>			"PC's --- the junk bonds of the computer industry"

I don't remember the name, but I'm sure that the barphic (the one of the left)
is a snapshot of the arcade game from years back, where you had to drive
a car around a `maze', being chased by some number of baddies.
The car didn't actually move, rather the background scrolled around.
Rally something?

--
Neil Bowers    <neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk>
a part of a larger maze
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Info wanted on Dan's GPA
Date: 17 Aug 92 18:40:34 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy


	Culled from alt.fan.dan-quayle (which should have been a tip-off,
right?)

In article <77760@ut-emx.uucp> dbinford@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (David Binford) writes:
>--
> __^__                                                                  __^__
>( ___ )----------------------------------------------------------------( ___ )
> | / | John David Binford   | e-mail: dbinford@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu       | \ |
> | / | 2818 Nueces St. #304 | Phone: (512) 478-5116         THIS SPACE  | \ |
> | / | Austin, Texas  78705 | Height: 6'1"  Shoe size: 11    FOR RENT   | \ |
> | / |------------------------------------------------------------------| \ |
> | / |     "If life were fair, the acquisition of a large bosom or a    | \ |
> | / | massive inheritance would have no bearing on your ability to at- | \ |
> | / | tract the opposite sex, and Dan Quayle would be making a living  | \ |
> | / | asking runny-nosed children, `Do you want fries with that?'"     | \ |
> |___|                                                   -- John Cleese |___|
>(__ __)----------------------------------------------------------------(__ __)
>   ^                                                                      ^

	How embarassing.  From my very own node.

	But boy, is it nice to know his height!  And his shoe size!  But why
stop there?  How much do ya weigh, John?  How much can you bench press?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?  How
long did it take for you to design that MARVELOUSLY CLEVER scroll border?
Good thing he lets us know that that funny-looking Internet-type thing is
his e-mail.  Wouldn't want to confuse it with his entire home address.

	I'm certain that Mr. Cleese is DARNED PROUD to be incorporated into
such a wonderfully barphic .signature.

--
Steve Buffum | "You can't take three from two.  Two is less than three." -- TL
Nowhere near ccwf.cc.utexas.edu.  Nope.  Not me.  Must be a forgery.
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Banning (transexual) supermodel Tula from Sup
Date: 18 Aug 92 13:40:22 GMT
	<1992Aug11.144642.14630@husc3.harvard.edu>
	<KYTAN.92Aug12115334@mantra.fia.dmg.ml.com>
	<1992Aug13.215548.14711@husc3.harvard.edu>
	<KYTAN.92Aug14201139@mantra.fia.dmg.ml.com>
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
In-reply-to: kytan@mantra.fia.dmg.ml.com's message of Sat, 15 Aug 1992 01:11:39 GMT

In alt.supermodels (not that I'd be caught dead there; a friend told
me about this article. Yeah, that's the ticket.) article
<KYTAN.92Aug14201139@mantra.fia.dmg.ml.com>
kytan@mantra.fia.dmg.ml.com (Kok-Yong Tan) writes:

>--
>===============================================================================
>Kok-Yong Tan, 			  	| My words are my own: 
>Fixed Income Analytics Group, 	  	| My bosses know naught.
>Merrill Lynch,			  	| Wherever they're sown,
>World Financial Center, North Tower, 	| Just I should be sought.
>New York, NY 10281-1315.	  	|		- K. Y. Tan, 5 Feb 1992
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>InterNet: kytan@fia.dmg.ml.com (Merrill Lynch)
>	  75046.256@compuserve.com (CompuServe)
>===============================================================================
>

'Scuse me, K.Y. -- which is worse, by the way, being named "Kok" or
having the initials K.Y.? -- but are you SURE 75046.256@compuserve.com
is a CompuServe address? I could have SWORN it was your ZIP code. And
is kytan@fia.dmg.ml.com REALLY an Internet address? And are you QUITE
CERTAIN you wrote that poetry on Feb. 5? 

--
Rich Holmes 
Clone-dependent no more.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mgfrank@avernus.com (Marc G. Frank)
Subject: Re: Doctor Who
Organization: Maryland Appreciation Society
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 14:54:27 GMT

In article <595@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>jevans@ius.indiana.EDU (JEVANS) writes:
>
>)        ""
>)       "Z?"
>) ZDDDDDDAADDDDDD?
>) @BBDDDDBDDDDDBBY
>)                THE DOCTOR -
>)                  "Oh well, why not? We live in an
>)                  imperfect universe: But why can't
>)                  people just be nice to each
>)                  other, for a change?"
>)           
>)           
>) ZAADDDDADDDDDAA?       JEVANS@IUS.INDIANA.EDU
>) @DDDDDDDDDDDDDDY
>
>Well, what is it????

Note also that it is constructed of line-drawing characters from the IBM
PC extended ASCII set that seem to have had their eighth bit cruelly
stripped away somewhere along the journey.

+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+
| Marc G. Frank                                  mgfrank@avernus.com |
|                  Proud owner of BSDI's BSD/386.                    |
+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Marilyn's "Choice"?
Date: 21 Aug 92 14:54:06 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy


	Culled from alt.fan.dan-quayle, because I never learn.

In article <1992Aug19.194900.1301@odin.corp.sgi.com> lana@magenta.corp.sgi.com (Lana Mountford) writes:
>-- 
>
>-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
>|    /)                      | Lana Mountford    
>|   / /  __    ___    __     | Silicon Graphics  
>|__(_/__(__)\__/  )__(__)\__ | Mountain View, CA 
>-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

	I'm a bit new at this warlording thingy.  Is there an Official
Description (tm) in the Official BUAF Guide (pat. pend., 3rd Edition) for
this leverly piece of fluff?

	Nice border, though.
--
Steve Buffum           | "Now there's a charge for what she used to give
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  for free..." - TL
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: a new game -- NAME-THAT-SIG[tm]
Followup-To: alt.fun.lots.of
Summary: it's a veritable laugh riot
Keywords: FUN LOTS OF
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 00:18:53 GMT

tim@crash.canon.co.uk writes:
>In alt.?????? and alt.????, ????????@?????????????????? (???? ???????) signs:
>|-- 
>|			  I'm not wearing any pants.
>|
>|??????????? ?? ???????? ???? ??????? ?? ?? ???? ?? ?????????  ???? ?? ???? ????
>|???? ???????    ?????????????????????????    ??????????????????????????????????
>
>Tx. [i'll name that sig in five]
>--
>check my header - "give me a smart bear and fuck the nazis," freud said.



Gee!  Can I play?

In article <1992Aug12.214402.17681@javelin.sim.es.com> of alt.config and
alt.folklore.urban,  pashdown@javelin.sim.es.com (Pete Ashdown) writes:
>--
>                         I'm not wearing any pants.
>
>DISCLAIMER: My writings have NOTHING to do with my employer.  Keep it that way.
>Pete Ashdown    pashdown@slack.sim.es.com    ...uunet!slack.sim.es.com!pashdown


What do I win?





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|this space for rent |fax: (408)433-2950| !-> |	bigdave@ingres.com	       |
+-------+------------+------------------+-------------------------------+------+
	|	My tragic tale I won't prolong,				|
	|	Sing rickety-tickety-tin,				|
	|	My tragic tale I won't prolong,				|
	|	And if you do not enjoy my song,			|
	|	You've only yourselves to blame if it's too long,	|
	|	You should never have let me begin, begin,		|
	|	You should never have let me begin.			|
	|				-Tom Lehrer, "The Irish Ballad" |
	+---------------------------------------------------------------+












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      /  Hi!  I am a .sig virus!  Copy me into your .sig to join the fun! \
+--------------------+------------------+--------------------------------------+
| D. Michael Sweeney | Corporate Stooge | :-) | bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com         |
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: urf@icl.se (Urban)
Subject: Re: Cleaning Brass Rails
Organization: None. On USENET I speak only for myself.
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 06:29:52 GMT

wrbanek@fnalf.fnal.gov signs:

>  Fermi Nat'l Accelerator Lab.       |        |          |           |   
>  RD/SOD?/Operations            .  _ |_  _   _|    , , ,_|_  _, _  _ |/  
>  P.O.Box 500 MS 355           /| /_/| || | /_|\. /\/\/| |_||_\| ||/_|\  
>  Batavia, IL 60510             |/                                       
>                               /|    john d. wrbanek    fnal::wrbanek         
>  My opinions aren't those     \|    fnald::wrbanek     wrbanek@fnal.bitnet   
>  of the FNAL, URA, DOE, or          disney::wrbanek    wrbanek@fnalf.fnal.gov
>  anyone except myself (thank God)   warner::wrbanek    wrbanek@elmer.fnal.gov

I think this speaks for itself. Or rather it doesn't, without the plaintext.
-- 
 Urban Fredriksson urf@icl.se (Or: n.g.u.fredriksson.swe2001@oasis.icl.co.uk)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: markw@gvlf7-p.gvl.unisys.com (Mark H. Weber)
Subject: Re: Amway dist. in PGH area
Organization: Unisys Defense Systems, Great Valley Labs, Paoli, Pa
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 12:39:17 GMT

In pa.general, pgh.general, & misc.entrepreneurs,
dwalker@reno.bellcore.com (Derek Walker) writes:

Hello, world!

        I am looking for any AMWAY distributors in the Pittsburgh area.  
Specifically, I am looking for information about open meetings in the Pittsburgh
area.  Any information that you can give me would be helpful.  Thanks.

-- 
Derek X. Walker                       "Professor X     #############
Bell Communications Research             is on         #############
445 South Street                       the Flex!!"     ##         ##
MRE 2P251                                              #  ~~   ~~  #
Morristown, NJ 07962                                   #  ()   ()  #
dwalker@faline.bellcore.com                            (     ^     )
dxwalker@athena.mit.edu                                 |         |
dw3p+@andrew.cmu.edu                                    |  {===}  |
                                                         \       /
                                                        /  -----  \
                                                     ---  |%\ /%|  ---
                                                    /     |%%%%%|     \
                                                          |%/ \%|


Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: Thanks for the memories sogn
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 10:52:14 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In alt.tv.red-dwarf article <1992Aug12.185844@IASTATE.EDU>, kv07@IASTATE.EDU
(Warren Vonroeschlaub) writes:
> 
>  |  __L__   *******************************
> -|-  ___    * Warren Kurt vonRoeschlaub   *
>  |  | O |   * kv07@iastate.edu            *
>  |/ `---'   * Iowa State University       *
> /|   ___    * Math Department             *
>  |  |___|   * 400 Carver Hall             *
>  |  |___|   * Ames, IA  50011             *
>  J  _____   *******************************

Ye Gods! Verrily, 'tis a most wonderous likeness of Master Timmy O'D, with
his one eye, his fat, fat lips and his curious little hat. Struth, it even
has him carrying his famed sword of warlording. Well done, vonRoeschlaub,
thou hast outdone thyself.

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
From: news@geovision.gvc.com (News Administrator)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: alt.platform-war (Was: Re: RFD: alt.ethnic-war)
Date: 17 Aug 92 16:08:33 GMT
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

In soc.culture.turkish,talk.politics.mideast,talk.politics.soviet,
soc.culture.greek,soc.culture.europe,soc.history,news.sysadmin
han@anadolu.michigan.com (hasan.b.mutlu) signs:

[after his usual flaming drivel]

>Hasan B-) Mutlu

>                     'Kill Turks and Kurds wherever you find them 
>                      and in whatever circumstances you find them. 
>                      Turkish children also should be killed as 
>                      they form a danger to the Armenian nation.' 
>                                     (Hamparsum Boyadjian - 1914)

'Kill cross-posted articles wherever you find them and in whatever
circumstances you find them.  Hasan Mutlu should also be killed as
he forms a danger to the Usenet community' - Hamburger Boyzinthehood 1992




-- 
Paul Tomblin, News Administrator Extraordinaire.  (pt@geovision.gvc.com)
You all know that this stuff is my opinion, don't you?  Nothing to do with
GeoVision at all.  Honest!  "I fed the news today, oh boy"
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: S i g h...going back to the hellhole
Date: 14 Aug 92 07:53:13 GMT
Organization: real.life uber alles

In alt.prose.d, jjehl@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jeff D. Jehl) signs:
|
|
|                                S     S
|                                 p   p     'Now you see me...'
|                                  e e
|                             S p e c t e r
|                                  t t
|                                 e   e
|                                r     r

A suggestion:
|                               S       S
|                                p     p
|                                 h   h     'Now you do me...'
|                                  i i
|                           S p h i n c t e r
|                                  c c
|                                 t   t
|                                e     e
|                               r       r

Tx. [there, that's better]
--
check my header - "give me a smart bear and fuck the nazis," freud said.
From: neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (N Bowers)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: FWWM at the Cannes Film Festival
Date: 14 Aug 92 12:42:15 GMT
Organization: University of Leeds, England

In alt.tv.twin-peaks, bvickers@ics.uci.edu (Brett J. Vickers) signs:
>--
> ___            _    _     _  _        _
>(  _) ___ ___ _( )__( )_  ( )( ) o  __( ) _  ___  ___  ___
>(___)(_) (__=) (_)_ (_)_   (__) (_)(_((_)(_'(__=)(_) _(_)
>Brett J. Vickers (bvickers@ics.uci.edu)

Following on from Siskel and Ebert (?) or whoever they turned out to be,
we have Saturday Morning At The Movies.  I can make out Mickey Mouse
in the middle there, and TinTin second from the left, but the rest are
lost on me.  Perhaps Ren & Stumpy are in there...?

--
Neil Bowers <neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk>
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words
                                                                    -- Calvin