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From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re:  WOW!
Distribution: world
Date: 21 Aug 92 00:00:00 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <1992Aug20.165004.10245@waikato.ac.nz> darren@waikato.ac.nz writes:
>In article <grendel.02lu@canetoad.UUCP>, grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance) writes:
>> (Gasp!) Wait a minute, who are all you scantily clad people and why are you
>> all blushing? Am I interrupting or is this an open party?
>> 
>Blushing you say? What, me blush? Nah, 'tis just the reflection from my
>purple robes.
><Feeling for his magic wand, Gandalf realises he is indeed scantily clad-
>under his robe he is bare!!>
>Then again, I do blush sometimes.
>
>You are indeed welcome to join the party of ARC! (are you going to tell us
>if YOU are scantily clad?)

I'm back and I'm wearing a kamono. Am I wearing anything beneath this?
Hhhmmm. You know, I can't seem to remember. I'll have to check later.

Let's see, where should I start? Ah yes, you're wondering who I am.
Consider me a pleasant suprise; the rose in your mail box, the cup of
coffee made exactly right, the pleasant aroma wafting from your lover's
flesh.

I am the unknown that doesn't scare you and doesn't tease you. Oh I deliver,
 but only when you're not looking.

Purple robes? Not bad, not bad at all.

Here is my contribution to all of you. Now introducing one and only:
(((((CLENCH)))))!!!!!                   *****
This is my own special variation on the *HUG*
					*****
This ((((CLENCH)))), as I call it thing is not a kiss, it is a greeting 
that is slow and sultry like a night in New Orleans. You place your hands 
on either side of the person's face, briefly running your thumbs over their 
lips, sliding your fingers through their hair, stroking their scalp, absorbing 
and emitting the hot blooded PASSION you feel for one another.

And then, still cradling their precious head, you gently press it into
your throat and press yours into their's and slip your hands down their
back, under their shirt and become...still. Just suspended on joy's and
ecstacy's razor sharp edge as you inhale their, fragrent, hearthrobbing 
scent.

After reading some the entries in alt.romance.chat, my Royal, robed
friend, I think the (((((CLENCH))))) is definately in order.

Sayonara

P.S. By the way, you keep waving that "wand" of yours it might get
     tired and stop working.  
--

"So I'm minding my own business...no, really. | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 And I see him, the HIM in big impressive     | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 letters. And he owns me, I mean the way      |
 pigeons own N.Y...damn I'm had again."       |
From: kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Success
Date: 22 Aug 92 11:48:22 GMT
Article-I.D.: mixcom.1992Aug22.114822.17840
Organization: Milwaukee Internet Xchange BBS, Milwaukee, WI U.S.A.



I like it Lis.  I hope that you attain the success.

ALong this lines I like to paraphrase something I read
once.  I do not who came up with this orignally, but I'll
try to do the author justice by remembering at least the
content if not the exact words.

A person's wealth is judged by the number of people who
count them as a friend. - Unknown

Note that is not who I count as friend, but those who count
me as a friend.  

Just a thought on this Sat Morn.

BDC


-- 
   "Life is a highway, I want to drive it all night long" 
    Tom Cochrane 
    1983 750 Maximum
    kkwwkk@mixcom.com                 shaw@mixcom.com
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher)
Subject: Re: Wedding Song
Organization: Quitters Inc.
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 00:03:07 GMT

jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
>erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher) shares: 

>>	Something by Metallica?  I know Julie loved the CD so much...
>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>Well, if you can take that rinkled-nose expression and plugging my ears
>as a positive reaction, then perhaps I need to look for another photographer.
>We don't seem to communicate very well :)

	Oh, sure!  Just because I lack slightly in the understanding
of facial expressions and I can't keep my shoes tied means I shouldn't
take pictures, eh?  Well, fine!  Believe you me, I will have to make a
point of taking only bad shots of you during the wedding.

	[Erin looks over to LF, "Is it possible to take a bad pic of
Jules?  Ah, well...  as long as she thinks I can, I have the upper
hand.]

	So, yeah!  You better watch your step, little miss...  Or I
just might stomp on your feet!  (I don't dance well, either.  Anyone
give lessons?)
----
Kryst the Photographer.  Ooops.  I mean Philosopher.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 08:11:57 GMT
Organization: Dept of CompSci, U of Auckland

HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Holton, Jeffrey) writes:
>jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) writes:
>>dem21178@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Dan Montroy) shares:
>>
>>>I got here, so I'm enjoying it, thanks!  :)  (Everyone here is SO friendly!
>>>Where are all of you from?)
>>
>>Well, folks, Dan is asking for a role call...good time for it with all the
>>newbies....
>
>My claim to fame is that I occaisionally nibble on Clare's ear, though
>I won't admit to that in public.  ...oops.  =)

I guess this is as appropriate place for me to jump in as any.

I'm clare. Jeff would like to think that my main claim to fame is that
he nibbles my ears occasionally but really it's that I was the *first*
person to have met Steve Salter, Julie Malone, Cowpatti *and*
LexiFiend in the flesh.

Right now I'm sick. Day six of an awful cold. On the mend now tho.

What else? I live in Auckland (largest city in New Zealand ~800,000
people), and I'm a masters student in computer science.

Occasionally I go under the nom-de-guerre of Eowyn.

*HUGS*

clare

-- 
Oh, why didn't I listen when they said "Never do a   |  cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz 
 masters and try to have a life at the same time"?   |  clare west
                 BigSis to Chris, Eric and Kristiina
                    Official Welcomer of the RFA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle )
Subject: Re: blondes
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 17:14:25 EST

kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt) writes:

>*snif* and I thought I could meet someone from Germany here. I feel
>soooooooo loooonely. You are all sooooo far away from me.... *snif*
>But I hop I will survive it! I mean I have to be very strong now. :-)

Well, you are not the only one, although you may be the only in
Germany at present (hmmmm everyone must have moved out since I was
there! =), but the closest person to here, I think would be Clare
(well, closest regular poster), and she is still 4-6 hours flying
($100's of dollars) away.....  But I guess Chris's parents do own a
block up the road from home.....

>Kai (immer noch in Traenen... ) *snif* :-)

*hugs*

-IE!

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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 01:43:50 GMT

In article <LF.92Aug18224038@barkley.berkeley.edu> lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
>Rip replies:
>>>Lexi(Brother,CanYouSpareMeAQuantum?)Fiend
>>Nope, sorry, ain't got one for myself even...
>
>No wonder you're never excited [Audience groans at YetAnotherQuantum-
>PhysicsJoke.] SHADDAPi'mpracticingforchemfinal!

Well, when I find something to get excited about, I will let ya
know....  Oh, by the way, thanks for the bike!  I got it back from the
shop today...  rides *Great*!  Thanks again Li'lBro.  And we will miss
ya.

>Lexi(DiscreteExcitationLevels...WOW!)Fiend
      ^^^^^^^^?

Yeah, right....:-)

ripmonster
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 08:30:08 EDT
From: <LMD5@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject:    To all my new ARC Friends...

I thought I would send a poem to you all......

A Friend Indeed!

If you help a friend in need,
You'll realize you have a friend indeed.

If you don't make too many demands,
You'll have a friend to lend you a hand.

If you give of you your kindness,
Your friendship will be one to always be blessed.

If there's a time a friend is what you need,
You'll have a friend indeed in me!

To you..from the Official Balloonist of the RFA..sending Balloon kisses and
hugs to all.........


Lisa Marie
Each time you see a balloon,
Think of me  ;-)
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 17 Aug 92 08:17:18
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
	<1992Aug15.160920.17660@mlb.semi.harris.com>
	<Bt4quF.2qI@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu's message of Mon, 17 Aug 1992 13:30:15 GMT

Jules gloats:
>ScottyTheRealMcCoy shares:
>>I believe women do not receive enough flowers from their
>>men, that champagne, chocolate, and jacuzzi's are a good
>>thing, and that John Cleese is the funniest man alive!
>Well, Scott, thank you for giving me the opportunity to brag, but I got TWO
>cards, a single red rose, and a box of chocolates two weeks ago because I
>wasn't feeling very good that week.

[LF adopts his PesteringPatriach role.] Now now, dear AppleOfMyEye, I
keep telling you that eating a whole box of Chocs when you're not
feeling well will only make you feel worse later!  Go to bed, drink
plenty of fluids, and Ma will be right up with the CastorOil.

Lexi(Besides,IWantSomeForMyself)Fiend
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: diana@wetware.com (CatWoman )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Dripping??
Date: 14 Aug 92 13:27:29 GMT
Organization: Castle WetWare MouseCatcher

jason@grinch.txt.com (jason in the hood) writes:

] Oh yes...  Shouldn't pass this one up:
] 
] > diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) writes:
] 
]  You know, after you wash things, you can put them in the
] dryer so you won't have to wear them wet...     ;)

Like, I mean, I just washed my Brain and I can't
do a THINK with it!
(said in appropriate ValleyTalk)

] |Official Wandering Archer of the RFA

Heh - finally someone is working as the archer
around here.  I started out trying to be the
archer (still have my long-bow around from when
Patti and her cattle prod, Ellon and her whip,
and I were defending the realm from SOMEthing -
now THAT was a long time ago!).  But at the 
advice of a net.friend from several groups, I
took on CatWoman - mainly as the quiet old cat
curled up in the corner by the fire (like any
cat - I don't apply for memebership - I just
sit by the RFA fire and keep the mice away -
or at least warn the RFA/ARC folks about the
rats when they post...)

CatWoman
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: blondes
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 92 03:25:06 GMT

In article <1992Aug21.100002.10267@waikato.ac.nz> darren@waikato.ac.nz writes:
>In article <kai02324920720065522@depeche.toppoint.de>, kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt) writes:
>> cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West) consoles:
>>>
>>> Hey, we can always forgive you. You must never take any posting (by a
>>> regular to a regular at least) in this group as a flame. *HUG*
>>
>> Gee, I _know_ that I won't find any flames here. How can soooo nice
>> people be able to write flames :-)
>>                         ~~~~~~
>> Kai
>>
>Are you a nice person then? You managed to write THAT word!
>
>I always thought I was a nice person- I'll see if I can write
>fla f flam flsem flms fls FLAMES! (see disclaimer)
>WHAT does this MEAN?!

Means you just turned up the heat around here and all the Chocolate is
melting!  Quick, get tyger out of the vat and get it over here!  (the
vat I mean...)

Anyway if you want a flame, here's one albiet a good flame...


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ripmeister
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Question for Julie and Steve
Date: 19 Aug 92 17:45:16 GMT
Organization: Salter, Inc.

lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) shares: 

>No.  I think she's trying to say that she looks her age, which [LF
>hurriedly ducks a FlyingPan] isn't a bad thing at all, no sirree.  And
>I commend you on your honest...er...FalseModesty.  [LF runs out the
>KitchenDoor, closely pursued by a Horde of AirborneUtensilsAnd-
>SharpKitchenImplements.]

Sure going to miss you, LF.  Course, maybe then I'll stop having to replace
all my kitchen utensils....



&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
 Julie Malone...AKA...		}   "I don't know much.......
 Grasshopper 			}   but I know I love you.
 PR Agent for Blade		}   That may be, all there is....
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	}   to know."
 FUTURE MRS. JULIE SALTER	}   
 "I will pledge my heart to you }		Email Welcome
 ....forever."			}	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: smccoy@dw3f.ess.harris.com (Scott McCoy)
Subject: Re: Fireside Story
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 12:13:49 GMT
Reply-To: smccoy@dw3f.ess.harris.com (Scott McCoy)
Organization: Harris Corporation Information Systems Division

Ender writes:
|>Lexi(LookingForLuciousLibertarianLadyLibrarians?)Fiend sez:
|>|> PaulD asks:
|>|> >..Seconded!  Someone certainly heated up this place!  Now, what
|>will your
|>|> >title be, LisaDi??
|>|> 
|>|> I was about to suggest "Official XYZ of the RFA", where XYZ is
|>one of
|>|> "SpaceHeater" or "HumanTorch".  However, since she's already a
|>|> LibrarianInTraining, I guess she'll be the RFA Libertarian[*],
|>er,
|>|> Librarian.  8-)
|>
|>I was going to suggest something more in keeping with her ::fan,
|>fan, fan...
|>whew, it's HOT in here:: story...  Official Balloon Inflater...er,
|>that is to
|>say, uhm...  Official Balloonist?  Ballooneer?     }=>
|>

Perhaps Official Firestarter...

'cuse me, that story got *me* all fired up...the Cheshire Cat
needs to go find a little....(wait for it)....female
companion.

Thought I was going to use the 'P' word, didn't ya?

*grin*

---
Scott McCoy		| Now I'm lookin' all around me for the answers
Cheshire Cat		| And I know you're looking hard too
Official Back Scratcher	| I know what you're thinking,
of the RFA		| Maybe wishes come true.
			| 	(Jon Butcher)
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Fireside Story
Date: 18 Aug 92 17:04:45 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

Lis passes judgment:
}In article <92230.124241LMD5@psuvm.psu.edu> LMD5@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
}
}            ( Excellent RFA story deleted for space)
}
}>Lisa Marie Dibert.............Applying for membership to the RFA.
}
}I *loved* your story, Lisa!  (I like your name too *chuckle*).

Wonderful story.

}     ** Welcome to the Romantic Fire Association **

Seconded (or thirded or fourthed or whatevered)


} Ya had me daydreaming I was up there in the balloon
}with some wonderful fella myself! *grin*  

Had me daydreaming I was the lucky guy up there with her - plenty of
balloons around here of late....
I'm glad I'm not the only one gazing intently at the thermometer to see
if it's just me.

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle
==============================
"California here I come!"

-- 
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
                                            --  Charlie Brown
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ender@shiva.UU.NET (Pete Walsh)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Organization: UUNET Technologies, Inc
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 05:40:53 GMT

Do(ReMiFaSoLaTiDo)hram the Hobbes(NAT(NotAnotherTigger) sez:
|> Hey Dan, I'm Dohram (actually about one of five ARC Pauls, at last count),
|> and I mostly lurk since work keeps me busy, but occasionally I poke my head
|> in [so to speak] and write a sentence or two.  I'm one of the small Colorado
|> contingent of ARC, and counting the days to ski season...
|> 
|>  
|> Dohram
|> Official Hobbes of the RFA (and eternal bachelor...)
|> 
|> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
|> Paul Dorweiler  (Dohram) | Calvin: "...so what happened to the mandibles
|> pjd@hpespjd.fc.hp.com    |          of death, you sissy furball?!?"
|> Hewlett-Packard Company  | Hobbes: "I was beguiled by her feminine charms.
|> Fort Collins, CO         |          Yow.  Go soak your head."

You forgot to mention "least likely to be named properly in any recounting of
BeaChat '92"...  sheesh, I think I was the only one who said anything more than
"The clean-cut looking one..." in my posts... =)

					._______________________________.
-- Ender				|				|
Secretary to the President of the RFA	|	PARTY 'TIL SHE'S	|
CoHost of the ARC/RFA BeaChat '92	|	      CUTE!!		|
Dino/Grace's Big Bro and Official Poster|_______________________________|
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 13 Aug 92 15:18:59
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: simon@num-alg-grp.co.uk's message of 13 Aug 92 21:15:34 GMT

SimonDeEarthOwl hoots:
>Special mention to Lexi<ThatOneHellOfAGoodIdea>Fiend,

S'funny how you try your darndest to gross people out...and they
*like* you for it.  Ah well, why buck a FavorableTrend...8-)

>but why has this StringOfWordsVirus hit most of the other postings? 

[LF quickly points his finger at the MostlyInvisiDrieux.]  It was
*him*!!  He popularized it!!  8-)

>Is it catching ?

Methinks you've answered your own kveztion.  8-)

Lexi(InForADunking,Methinks)Fiend
From: HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Carrot cake it is, then.  So be it.)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: blondes,brunettes,red heads....
Date: 18 Aug 92 04:54:43 GMT
Organization: Lafayette College
Originator: news@lafcol

In article <1992Aug17.131352.2343@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au> t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle ) writes:
><LMD5@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>
>>It really doesn't matter what the hair color is....we all have needs, wants, an
>>d DESIRES.....(even those without hair)  I wished I had a million...then I coul
>>d fullfill my fireside dream......you'll read about it soon....(i actually don'
>>t need a million...there's a lot that can be fulfilled without it)  BUT I NEED
>>A MAN!
>
>
>*sigh*   And I need a woman....
>
>-IE  =(
>
>--
>  

How can you lump all those three categories in that subject line like
that?  I tell you, there *is* a hierarchy here.  Granted, I am biased.

---J.  =)
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 18 Aug 92 16:44:24 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England


Jeffrey tries to disguise himself: "Carrot cake it is, then.  So be it."

[LF discusstes as usual]

}Is it worth telling this individual that he is UtterlyDisgusting, or is
}it now time to give up and admit defeat?

I think most of us around here gave up on that ages ago.  Besides, beneath
the GrossOutOverTheTopIckinessThatIsOurOwnBelovedLexicographicalFiend there
lurks a very nice person indeed.

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle
==============================
"California here I come!"


PS  Adrian, I'll get this in while it should still reach you.  We're going
to miss you.  Hurry back to us as soon as you can.

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-- 
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
                                            --  Charlie Brown
From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: blondes,brunettes,red heads....
Date: 17 Aug 92 18:13:52 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.

<LMD5@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>It really doesn't matter what the hair color is....we all have needs, wants, an
>d DESIRES.....(even those without hair)  I wished I had a million...then I coul
>d fullfill my fireside dream......you'll read about it soon....(i actually don'
>t need a million...there's a lot that can be fulfilled without it)  BUT I NEED
>A MAN!


*sigh*   And I need a woman....

-IE  =(

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From: Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett Fitzgerald)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Can I have some help?
Date: 19 Aug 92 18:55:48 GMT
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA

In article <Bt25AL.EDD@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher) writes:
>	I need some ideas here.  I would like to know if anyone out
>there has ideas for massaging oil or something of the sort.

Well, I use massage oil from The Body Shop (?) that's
sandalwood-scented. Can't vouch for edibility, but it smells nice. :-)
I'd suggest reposting that question to alt.backrubs, if you want
_lots_ of answers... :-)
--------------------
"A little to the left--a little to the right--ahh, right there....."

Sarek of Vulcan
a.k.a. Garrett Fitzgerald `:-)
Official Diver of the RFA and 'Chelle's TwinSib

Sarek@world.std.com
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat