From: sl859@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics
Subject: Re: LNH/LNV/BoENV continued....
Date: 6 Sep 92 08:34:55 GMT
Organization: Utah State University

Sig Lad was feeling rather confident now that he had demanded the total
awe of his fellow heroes, certainly now they would repect him...  I am 
someone special!  I am of valor!  I am being manipulated!  He turned to see
A new villain in the background !  He recognized him strangely as 
Dramatizer!  He just kept going and going!  Now he was messing with his
mind and Sig lad couldn't stand that.
	Meanwhile, in the depths of the three worlds and dodging the hilarious
kneeslapping antics of his meddling Dear old Aunt Comic-Relief, Captain 
Continuity was desperately trying to repiece the worlds together!  Maybe he
could whisper something ingenious into the ear of Dr. Deranged, but he was
still trying to contrive some reasoning on how that character ever came about
and tie it to Cliche's confirmations         that he was his brother (long-
lost, naturally!).  Captian Continuity gasped with utter dispair as he could 
feel the nagging gutwrenching feelings that another new hero or villain was
about to make his debut, unexplained and illogically in the middle of Earth-VR!
	"We need more LOVE and Romance in this comic!" reeled a pink and plaid
clad hero. "I am Romantic-Inuendo!  and I need more FEELING from all of you!"
The fairy began to sing in the direction of two helpless vicitms that had to
be used to demonstrate this heroes powers.  The two nondescript heroes started 
smooching on the spot, it was a shallow love!  No real depth or believability!
Romantic-Inuendo was not a hero!  He was a VILLAIN! "Feeeeeeelings nothing 
more than Feeeeeeeelings..."  Romantic-Inuendo turned to the heroes and
villains alike!

	"They fell in love" said Sister State-the-Obvious!  She was nailed
headlong with a resonating "Woooooh Wooooh Wooooh , FEEEEEELINGS!"  and was
sent flying into BandWagon Boy who had just reappeared for a second to say
something about the whole perdicament that he had no business meddling in.
He left with Sister State-the-Obvious to get married and were retired from
the comic bis...  Or so it would seem for would any normal marraige survive
in Comicdom?!  OF COURSE NOT!  So they would be seen again as soon as the 
Supreme Creators could see to it that their lives were made miserable!
	Next to fall to Romantic-Inuendo was Table and Chair!  AChair was a
secret old love and companion, patriot and fighter that liked to take long
 warm baths with Table watching!  They ran of to do somethings not viewable
in this comic and so they started their own NC-17 comic to apease the weak
unimaginative readers with no clue that would ever open one of those horrid
pieces of trash!  Self-Righteous Preacher ran off with the Hooded Ho'`od win
who revealed under that hood she was really a WOMAN!  Cliche grimaced
sinisterly!  If Romantic-Inuendo was not stopped quickly there would be no
more pairs and some of the remaining overflow of male characters might start
revealing that they had "special" hidden secrets that he cared not think 
about!  
	Diliverance came in the form of a small plot device called bordometer!
Pointing the device at Romantic-Inuendo, the Adamant Authority-on-Everything
plastered him into the Limbo of speculation, also called the Letter Page, 
where only happy thoughts and senseless praise was allowed!  Romantic-Inuendo
smiled as if he had found paradise as the portal between the two dimensions
dissipated.  Of course the bordometer shorted in the process due to the tax on
it, which hadn't been paid for some time!?
	"NO! RAC cannot end this way!?"  Cried a shadowy female with a
prophetic voice.  The All-Knowing-Last-Chance-Whiner-Destiny-Woman wailed
frantically in a mystic undertone of dread.  "Don't you Realize the end is 
Near!?  If you don't work together you will all be completely erased from 
existence!"  Then is a mysterious puff of smoke she was gone as abruptly as
she had appeared!  
	The thought pierced all the heroes and villains!  It is too close!
Even Acton Lord, who thought he was an artist and had a premonition that he
should run get a photocopy of his latest fantasy knew this could not be 
denied.  Where would they go?  The Universe!  Is there some non-condemned
paralell universe somewhere where he could gain exclusive posting control
without the pending threat of cancellation!?  Acton Lord searched his index of
paralell universal posting grounds and discovered a new universe had emerged
in the midsts of the confusion!  RAC.xbook, RAC.misc and RAC.info... and
.marketplace!?  Strange names! He thought.  I must travel to each, while I
still have time!  Opening a portal with his terminal-portable-porthole maker
he lept through to one of the dimensions trying to determine the rules that 
governed each realm of existence... The terminal-portable-porthole maker read
RAC.info!  The air was virtually nonexistent!  Will Acton Lord be able to press
a button to the next realm in time or will his Head explode like a cantalope
STUFFED WITH DYNAMite because of the emptiness of this dry empty realm!?

						wReam...

P.S.  Sig Lad in a rush to stop Acton Lord from finding the new Eden dived 
through the portal and caught a main stream transdimensional warp current to
RAC.xbooks. (A fate worse than death) Yet he does have his own portable-port
terminal that will help him, but who will find the promised universe first 
and what of the rest of the wacky antics about to occur with the frivoulous
Aunt Comic-Relief!


P.P.S.  "Dramatizer was sucked into the Letter Page dimension when no one
was watching..." grumbled a very befuddled Captain Continuity, "Stupid,
Sassafrassin, popular heroes!  gotta be involved in every comic!  Cross -
over head aches!  That's how Sig Lad got free!"  Captain was going delerious
and then popped up with what seemed to him as a brainstorm..."Or I could make
that part all a dream..."  Cliche smiled sinisterly.  "Or maybe there is
another hero out there!"  Captain Continuity did not want to excite Cliche'
and continued, " One that can just drop a storyline anywhere he pleases..."
"But what to call him!?"