From: blosser_cy@lrc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.angst
Subject: Hey, Dave! Dave Hinz! 
Date: 28 Jul 92 16:05:49 EDT
Organization: Lenoir-Rhyne College, Hickory, NC

Dear Dave...

>In response to your drivel you posted in alt.angst,

Ah, yes, that. I was hoping to recieve a reply......

>I hope you get nastily flamed.  

And I hope you discover peace, find love, and reap prosperity in your life.
After all, isn't that what this group is all about?--We share our problems,
and our fellow readers give us a verbal hug or pat-on-the-back, and comfort
us and soothe our fears and worries? We shouldn't go around nastily flaming
each other...we should work together to cultivate the 'warm fuzzies' we all
need in life! =)

>Obviously your life is so good that you have no prolems, 

Now, did I say that?  I'm a student, taking a summer course with a regular
bitch-from-hell teacher who strikes terror in the heart of every freshman,
& sends even the big-bad-seniors into fits of hysteria whenever she passes
out a pop quiz...you say I don't have problems?

>or possibly you are to hung up to talk about them.  

I just did.

>In either case, I'm sure it's for the best that you do not participate in 
>alt.angst, 

Hey, now, hey, now....who died and made YOU newsgroup-moderator? Do I have
to ask your permission before I post? Huh? And what is this 'for the best'
shit? Do I decide what's 'for the best' for YOU??? Absolutely not! I think
you are capable of running your own life (er, assuming that you are a good
moral & perfectly rational adult blessed with enough patience to hold your
tonge and restrain from flaming somebody like me after my first post)--and
so what if YOU deem it 'for the best' that I stay off this newsgroup. Give
me a chance to explain myself first, ok???

> as you obviously are not the type of person who is capable of getting in 
> touch with your own emotions, let alone somebody elses.

Dost thou think thyself so bold as to state an assumption of my character,
despite the fact that we have barely made each other's acquaintance?--Why,]
thou Impudent knave! I demand respect!

And, just to prove that I am perfectly capable of getting in touch with the
emotions of another....I sense a great anger and annoyance within you. Your
words speak volumes in rage and betray an intense hatred for cocky students
who post troublesome messages to this newsgroup. Perhaps this stems from an
awful experience occuring within your childhood or the size of your genital
reproductive organs...Either way, I recommend you seek psychiatric help. =)

>I don't have the time, and you aren't worth the effort, 

...and yet, you had the time and the effort to send this letter to me thank
you.

>for me to compose a suitably nasty response to the load of crap you wasted 
public bandwidth with, so please be so kind as to eat shit and die.

See my appropriate response to your first insult. I think you are presenting
quite a hindrance to this newsgroup's efforts to maintain that, 'warm fuzzy'
feeling of sympathy and acceptance. Perhaps you might want to confess to the
rather scandalous affair you had two days ago with your neighbor's dog. Your
wife is rather jealous of your sexual exploits as of late. =)

Kristoph

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