HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson)
Subject: Re: British Empire? No way!
Organization: Dept. of Scientific Computing, Uppsala Univ.
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 13:05:24 GMT

Kevin Walsh (kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk) wrote:
: In article <1992Dec15.233036.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
: > > 
: > > Pasta is pasta, wherever you eat it.
: > > 
: > WRONG! By example in america *they* eat something called "Spaghetti and 
: > meat-balls". I never heard anything like that in all my life. And I tell 
: > you, those "Spaghetti" are terrible. Just disgusting.
: > 
: What's spaghetti made of then, pizza-breath?  Give up?  PASTA!
: Come on, you should know that, you wops eat tones of it.
: 
: What's meat balls got to do with pasta anyway.  I suggest you stear
: clear of the sausage and meatballs when cleaning the bogs with your
: hair.
: 

How can he even dare to claim the Italian cuisine being superior
to the British. Hasn't he heard of plum pudding? Kidney pie?
Yorkshire pudding? Fish'n chips? Tea with milk? Compared to
these culinaric heights, his droning on about "Prosciutto di 
Parma" seems pretty lame.

/Par
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: HAVE : GUN --- WANT : BULLETS
Date: 17 Dec 92 00:39:34 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <jorngh.209.724558197@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
> 
> I need 200 million bullets for my 9mm Beretta.
					^^^^^^^^

You know, Beretta is *Italian*. What do you have on your country other 
than Blonde girls? Just curious ....

> 
> Reward : Total annihilation of the US continent.
> 

	Michele
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: JORN the Beatmaster
Date: 15 Dec 92 17:43:45 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <1992Dec14.113004.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:

>Beattlejuice!!! What the hell are you doing?!? She is a girl! How can you 
>behave in such a way with a wonderful norway girl?!? You are crazy, little 
>ghost! Did not I teach anything to you?!? You have to be cute with them, 
>tough and cute. BHAHAHAHAHAH. Americans. Just because they have the plastic 
>girls, they think that they can behave in the same way with all the Girls.
>Unbelivable.

Just when I thought I'd already read the dumbest post of the year, I come 
across this one.

Trying to get laid again, Mich?
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From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: For little ghost
Date: 17 Dec 92 16:33:45 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1992Dec16.053127.12057@tdb.uu.se>, t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson) writes:
> Michele Dall'Agata (dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov) wrote:
> : In article <Bz9JD0.563@cs.psu.edu>, krobinso@brickred.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
> : > 
> : > First, Michele is a she, not a he. 
> : 
> : Sorry, Roby, if I am going to smash your dreams, but I am a "he".
> : This time *you* seems quite misinformated..... Eh, eh, eh.
> 
> Don't take it for granted that you've smashed his dreams. Probably
> you've only given him new, wet ones.

I hope... NOT!
> 
> /Par
> 

	Michele
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: patrick@blanco.is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey)
Subject: Re: A little posting Decorum (was Re:BAD NEWS YOU PSSANTS)
Organization: People who are old enough to remember Vic Tanny
Distribution: na
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 14:00:57 GMT

In article <Bz6u7K.D9M@cmptrc.lonestar.org>, andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
>In article <1992Dec12.142036.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>>In article <Bz556G.4G5@cmptrc.lonestar.org>, andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
>>
>>> You are living proof.  My head hurts already.
>>
>>There is a reason for that. And if you keep up at the pace you're going at, you
>>may go blind.
>>
>>--The Phantom
>
>Oooh!  Owwww!   What a comeback, 2400 baud-boy!  
>
>Or is it 1200 baud?

I got the impression he's calling one of those 300 Baud DDials in Des Moines...
:-)

--PLH, been there, done that, got a Telebit
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Joke for you 10 percenters
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 18:07:27 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

gmeltzne@jarthur.claremont.edu (Goof) writes:
> 	You are fucking stupid that you are a joke unto yourself.  America
> 	didn't go into Somalia to fight it but to protect food shipments
> 	for those who are starving do to clan wars and looting.  

...and huge debt repayments to... er... hang on a minute...


mathew
-- 
Lung cancer and arteriosclerosis.
For people who like to smoke.
From: king@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Stephen King)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Bush league religion
Date: 14 Dec 92 14:11:24 GMT
Organization: Defence and Civil Institute of Environmental Medicine

In article <1992Dec9.195813.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>No in fact Bush did _not_ say anything about that.
>He implied it perhaps, but nothing concrete. 

Well, which is it? Did he say something or didn't he? Kindly get your
thought process together before posting.

>Besides, who cares? He lost. Oh well. 

Yeah, but he was your president, how did that happen?

>Why don't you try and post something that is slightly relevant? 

One could well ask you the same question, Phantom. You spew bile
electronically around the world, insulting all nationalities, blind to the
shortcomings of your own precious country, and you suggest that I alter
the nature of my contributions? That's a good laugh! Thanks for showing
yourself as the twofaced malevolant diminuative newbie moron cretin that 
I suspected you were.

>--The Phantom

Who has to hide behind a pseudonym, why? Because it's cute? Or because you
are afraid to put your own name after the vitriolic spittle that oozes from
your keyboard?

-- 
                       Se non e` vero, e` ben trovato 
     ...{utzoo|mnetor}!dciem!dretor!king        king@dretor.dciem.dnd.ca
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Thanks giving day
Date: 11 Dec 92 07:49:17 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

(Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>[some misogynist frothing crap deleted]
>convenient for us. We (the Repubblica of Venezia more than the others) 
>
>	Michele
>


Where was that, you said you were from?  The "Republic of Venerial Disease"?


>P.S.	I did not belive that you were a bitch. But now I am not really 
>	sure.


Unlike me, who was sure long, long before this, that you were an idiot.

-- Andy
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: haushalt@research.nj.nec.com (Robert C. Haushalter)
Subject: Scandinavian heritage and national pastimes
Originator: haushalt@research.nj.nec.com
Organization: NEC Research Institute
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 16:34:07 GMT

I would like to pitch in with the flaming of the norwegians but it so difficult to flame such a blah, do-nothing people.  To share my thoughts with this tundra-scum, i'll just lump the Finnish, Swedes and Norwegians together like a tumblebug into one ball of scandinavian fecal material.  

(1)  SEX CHANGE OPERATIONS:  This operation was developed and perfected in scandinavia due to the following fact:  it was not too much of a change for the scando-anus "men" to undergo the operation due to the widespread prevelence of their rather tiny, atrophied, diminutive genetalia.

(2)  LUTEFISK: this was originally developed as a sexual play-object for use during the 4-6 months during the winter when there is no sunlight.  since it is made out of organic matter, it turned into a staple food source during the shortages of WWII when the "Brave Norwegian Army" crumpled before the onslaught of a few dozen germnan troops.

(3)  KIDDIE PORN (rhymes with JORN [as a slight aside, the scnados probably did not realize that JORN translates into english as "penis covered with genital warts"]):  The prevalence of child pormography is directly related to point (1) above.  The miniscule peckers of your average scando-slime "male", which I'm told stops growing around the age of ten, is about the size of an American six year old's member.

(4) DUMB BLOND:  Even cursory inspection of the posts from scandinavia (esp norway) reveals that ta typical scando poster's IQ is rivaled only by their shoe size.

(5)  WHALE KILLERS  This is usually carried out by the Armies of scandinavia as it reminds them of their Viking days when these countries still had a collective life.

(6)  LAPLANDER/REINDEER SODOMY:  This is the national pastime (along with vodka) of these countries, especially during the holiday season, and helps pass the time during the months of winter darkness.

This is pretty much the view of scandinavia from over here and i'm wondering if any of the scandos could corroborate my assessment of you national heritage.  Thanks,  Bob
-- 
The opinions are mine..not my company's.
Actually, everything is more complicated		

Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.flame
From: latarra@camelot.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren)
Subject: Re: j: Another acronym and followup to: Re: Joke for you 10 percente
Organization: Bradley University
Date: 12 Dec 92 17:00:16 GMT

>>> The way I see it, anyone living in a country less than five hundred years old
>>> should just shut up.

Would this include Germany...they're, what, a year old now?
--
He got up from the couch and stared out the window at a far-off place
inside himself that she couldn't see.

Fuzzies for anyone who wants them - New shipments every Thursday.
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.tasteless.jokes
From: ipgrier@compass.uwaterloo.ca (Iain P. Grier)
Subject: Re: Joke for you 10 percenters
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 20:21:25 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.114742.147@ugle.unit.no> mstrand@idt.unit.no (Morten Strand) ejaculates:
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!
>
>This is ALT.TASTELESS.JOKES remember !!!!!!!!!
>
>Do the discussion somewhere else.................
>

Get the fuck out of here if you don't have a joke, you fucking moron.

This is alt.tasteless.jokes remember.

Do the discussion somewhere else..................


ObJoke:

Why aren't there any black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were apes back then.  Haw haw haw.


Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Norwegain Volvo driver ??? Hardly ...
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 00:15:43 GMT

In article <1177@dsbc.icl.co.uk> kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
>> >> --
>> >You think that's bad mate? You want to try 'Neighbours'!
>>                      =======
>> What the fuck's the matter with you, lizard ? You're not here
>> to make friggin' friends and allies. Go suck a rock if you
>> can't do any better.
>> 
>What do you think we're all doing here?  Do you think that we post
>because we realy hate each other?  (I think I can guess the rather
>obvious followup here).

Yeah, Kevin'o'lute, you're a yank-brit with psi powers, so what ?
Are you saying that the dude's reply was sarcasm ? It was lame,
and you know it. He deserved some scorching.

As a matter of fact, I've received many *friendly* letters from
alt.flame subscribers lately. Americans too, grasp that !! :-)

>I think you should get a grip on whatever life you have and take
>sarcasm lessons.  While you're at it you could watch some humerous
>videos to help you gain your missing sense.  I would advise against
>watching "Raw" however, this "humour" only seems to be funny to
>the clue-impaired.  Eddy Murphy will probably come on and flame me now!

You're suggesting that I pick up some 'intelligent' english humor
then ? You're a stiff-lipped ignorant brit because you're accusing
me for driving a Volvo (hence being swedish'ish). Good cars, but
I'll buy a bulldozer if I need to move some land.
From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: JORN--Captin Caveman of alt.flame (was Re:PHANTOM BLOWS IT)
Date: 15 Dec 92 11:04:50 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1992Dec14.125257.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
> In article <jorngh.182.724278731@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
> 
> As you repeatedly post EVERYDAY!! "Maggot, maggot, clueless, stupid, stupid,
> clueless, maggot" You're just like Kevin!
>  
Assuming that you are refering to me and not that other Kevin character,
I don't recall calling anyone a "maggot, maggot, clueless, stupid, stupid,
clueless, maggot."

If I ever did, I would be embarassed enough not to repeat it every other
post like that Jorn dickwad.

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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson)
Subject: Re: Oldest university, the real answer
Organization: Dept. of Scientific Computing, Uppsala Univ.
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 15:58:09 GMT

Michele Dall'Agata (dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov) wrote:
:
: Wrong! When we are not upset about the current Italian situation, or we are 
: not having fun, we like to remember the splendour of our past. It happens 
: ones or twice per day.
: You barbarians, can't do the same. 

Sure we're barbarians, but only compared to you sophisticated
Appeninian gentlemen.

/Par

Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: USA Chicks (was Re: Gun toting american fools)
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 05:31:08 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Dec16.171256.6719@tdb.uu.se> t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson) writes:
>Lance Franklin (ltf@ncmicro.lonestar.org) wrote:
>
>: 
>: By the way, what about those Belgians?
>: 
>
>Let's just ignore them.

Well, they make great waffles.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey)
Subject: Re: A racist rears her ugly little head
Summary: What about St. Swithin's Day?!
Organization: Rice University
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 00:47:41 GMT

In article <exuptr.399.0@exu.ericsson.se> exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor) writes:
>In article <Bz8Bpz.A8q@rice.edu> patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>
>>Right on.  If anyone was unwise enough to even make an attempt at such an
>>observance -- even if it was obviously tonge-in-cheek -- they'd get fried,
>>no questions asked.  
>
>I have to correct you here.  What about Oktoberfest?  What about St Patrick's
>Day (my favorite! :-).

I have a bit of a preference for March 17th, myself, as you could probably
guess.  In those two instances, though, Oktoberfest has become more of an
observance of drinking institutional-sized quantities of beer -- and St.
Pat's doesn't quite fall under that description because, after all, the
Irish aren't Anglo-Saxon, they're Celtic.  (Or, over here, as the PC folks
would have you refer to them, Celtic-Americans. :-)  

>>Two wrongs don't make a right -- unless,
>>apparently, you're one of the PC Police, in which case math (and logic) is
>>irrelevant. 
>
>I agree with you here and there are some problems to address.

Right, and we should address them -- but pretending that they can be
abolished by fiat just won't work, if you ask me.  The changes need to come
in the attitudes of individuals, not groups.

>>That could well be -- and I'm with you on this, too.  They don't like me
>>calling it a manhole?  Screw 'em.  (Must be that ridge-runner in me. :-)
>
>Maybe we could call it a woman-hole for the full reverse effect ;-).  
>Hopefully nobody gets the wrong idea.

Well, we could, but a little re-design of the covers would have to be done.
;-)

>>>Baby, you can kiss my big ol' white butt.  
>
>Colorful.

Chalk that one up for Liz, all right.

>>I don't think you are, either.  I just think Trish has a severe case of
>>cranio-rectal inversion, in this particular instance, which just goes to
>>show -- nobody's perfect.  
>
>I thought the technical term there was anally impacted cranium.

Okay, so I was using the PDR version...:-)


--PLH, hoping they fix that error in Edition 45


-- 

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se (Jim)
Subject: Re: British Empire? No way!
 
Reply-To: etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se
Organization: Ericsson Telecom AB
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 10:40:14 GMT

In article 11247@epas.toronto.edu, dhyder@epas.utoronto.ca (David Hyder) dribbles:
>In article <1992Dec15.102441.7591@ericsson.se> etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se writes:
>>In article 16614@itnsg1.cineca.it, marco@itnsg1.cineca.it (Marco Olivotto) writes:
>>>kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
>>>
>>> [Pretentious poetry deleted]
>>>
>>What an egocentric little prick you are!!  You obviously think that posting some
>>pathetic drivel like that will make us stop and think "Oh, Marco.  You're soooo
>>right!".
>>
>>I've haven't read such tacky bullshit in a long time.  You also seem to subscribe
>>to misconception that an ill-metered verse using long words makes good poetry or
>>song lyrics.  You're a pretentious, overbearing fuck.  I bet you wrote that shit
>
>And you, pal, can't fucking spell. What is "ill-metered" verse anyway?
>That's *metre* dimwit.
>
>David Hyder

Actually, Dave, meter is the american version of metre.  Obvious if you check
your Oxford English dictionary.  Seeing as this is a world-wide group, perhaps
you should engage brain before engaging mouth.  Look it up, dickhead, I have it
here in front of me and what do I read?

metre or U.S. meter  1. The rhythmic arrangement of...etc.

Looks like you bombed out, asshole, although I will admit that technically it
should be metre as meter is usually deemed a corruption.  Not that it stops
you looking a bit of a twat, though.

Cheerio,
Jim.
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: I love the US of A
Date: 20 Dec 92 19:41:48 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1199@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
> In article <jorngh.203.724471081@dhhalden.no> jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
> 
>> "dinga ding dang my danga long ling long"
> 
> Translation into Italian: "Please, please, please, please, lett-a me fuck you."
>                            (Some one should tell them that sheep don't
>                            understand Italian)

That's why they fuck with you. They speak british.

	Michele
> 
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-- 

===========================================================================
I wish to everybody a real BAD Christmas. I hope that your fathers will die
doing the role of Santa Claus that come down from the chimney. I wish that
your planes blow out while you are going back home to meet your families.
Have a Christmas Drink and Drive accident, get as many DUI as you can.
And, Last but not Least, FUCK YOURSELF, again.
===========================================================================

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: bob1@cos.com (Bob Blackshaw)
Subject: Re: British Empire Loyalists
Organization: Corporation for Open Systems
Distribution: world 
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 22:18:37 GMT

In <katherim.724385555@sfu.ca> katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason) writes:

>king@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Stephen King) writes:

>>In article <1992Dec10.150352.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>>>One thing that the aliens of the Net try to claim is that they too put up a vst
>>>amount of effort in the worlds problems today. 

>>We have 10% the population of the USA, so if we send 11% as many troops
>>anywhere, then we are making a larger contribution (on a per capita basis)
>>than the US. I'm not saying that we are doing this in Somalia, just that
>>you should put things into the proper perspective before opening your
>>great festering gob, vsg001. 

>I would like to add to this that it was a Canadian who came up with the
>idea of using troops for peace keeping.  His name was Lester Pearson.  He

Yes and it was not one of his better ideas. As I suggested to a bunch
of Europeans one time in Geneva - the next time they throw one of their
donnybrooks, don't call North America, we'll call you. Why in hell
Canadian troops should get shot at by a bunch of yahoos who are so
GD stupid that they can't forget what happened to their ancestors
ten centuries ago is beyond me. If I followed such assinine thinking
(since my ancestors were from the north of England), I would have to
hate the Romans, the Danes, the French, and any number of other
nationalities.

The French had the right concept - put a cordon sanitaire around these
places, let no one in or out, and they soon cease to be a problem. 

>was a prime minister of Canada and the secretary general of the UN.  He
>won the nobel peace prize for it.  Since then Canada has always been 
>amoung the nations that send out the most peace keeping forces in the 
>world per capita.  Not only to Somalia, but on what seems like a list
>of hundreds of other missions.  
>> 
>>>This is as trivial as the existence of the French. 

>>Really? Your ignorance astounds me! (again and again and again)
>>You wouldn't happen to be Turd KKKaldis, now would you?

No, Teddie is off munging around some other newsgroups with his usual
genteel comments.

>Yes, I must say, I too, am suprised to hear this coming from an
>American.  Do you think that the US would even be a nation today
>without having recieved French assistance.  I would think you
>Americans with your we-are-all-imporatant attitude would think
>important in history those factors which led to your existance.

Hey, Katherine, go easy on them, hell if you can't master this year's
subjects, posting in a.f does provide typing practice.

>Katherine Merle Mason
>Ne Oublie....

REB
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