HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: okes@essex.ac.uk (Simon Oke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Jim Morrison Rules! (bait of the highest order)
Date: 17 Dec 92 00:58:27 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Essex, UK.
In-reply-to: lchsu@cantor.math.uwaterloo.ca's message of 14 Dec 92 03:52:32 GMT

In article <Bz8DFL.1pF@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu> lchsu@cantor.math.uwaterloo.ca (Leon Hsu) writes:
[whole article included]

| Just thought I'd let you know.....  :)
|
|
|
| ********************************************************************************
| * HA! Go ahead! Warlord this .signature! See if I care!                        *
| * That's right suckers! 80 columns of asterisks. You're probably waiting for   *
| * the Big Ugly Ascii Font too aren't you? Well then, here it comes ...         *
| *      __  __           ********************************************************
| * |   |   |  | |\  |    *  Now for a witty quote from some Cyberpunk source:   *
| * |   |-  |  | | \ |    *  "Wake up! Time to die!"                             *
| * |__ |__ |__| |  \|    *                   -Leon from "Bladerunner"           *
| ********************************************************************************
| * And now, for the many many e-mail addresses I have!                          *
| * lchsu@descartes.uwaterloo.ca                                                 *
| * lchsu@cayley.uwaterloo.ca                                                    *
| * lchsu@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca                                            *
| * lchsu@uwaterloo.ca                                                           *
| * leon.hsu@uwaterloo.ca                                                        *
| ********************************************************************************
| * OF COURSE WHAT WARLORD-ABLE .SIGNATURE ISN'T COMPLETE WITHOUT LOUD SHOUTING  *
| * and silly text pictures ....                                                 *
| *          \o/  o/                     *****************************************
| *           |   /\                     * And of course, the arrogant statement *
| *          / \   /\                    * wherein I tell everyone I am smarter  *
| *  _______________________________     * than God himself.                     *
| * |       |               |       |    *                                       *
| * |       |     |\^/|     |       |    * I could have built the world in 7     *
| * |       |  _|\|   |/|_  |       |    * days too ... difference is, I could   *
| * |       |  \         /  |       |    * have even designed in on MS-DOS       *
| * |       |  <____ ____>  |       |    *****************************************
| * |       |       |       |       |    * Oh yeah ... and a standard disclaimer *
| * |_______|_______________|_______|    * like ... I deny it all!!!             *
| ********************************************************************************

I think he forgot to include any tab damage...

--
Simon Oke, 3rd year Computer Science
undergraduate at the University of Essex, UK.
From: bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: From a mailing list...
Date: 18 Dec 92 19:24:39 GMT
Reply-To: bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California

Found this one on a hang gliding mailing list...

---------------------------

Peter Gray,                   |               ___________
Anglo-Australian Observatory, |       ______  _|_|_|_|_|___ ______
Sydney, N.S.W.                |  _____ |_|_|_|           _|_|_|_|_____
Australia.                    |  _|_|_|_                         _|_|_|_
IN%"pmg@aaoepp.oz.au"         |   
                                   \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / / / / / / /
"Astronomy sucks...."
                                      \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / / / / / /
"It ruins your night life...."
                                        \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / / / / /
                                             PAIRSOFPANTIES
                                         \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / / / /
                                                  RULE
                                           \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / / /
                                                  O.K.
                                              \ \ \ \ \ / /
                                               __________                 
                                                 ||  ||
                                                 /-----\
                                                 | o o  |
                                                |   \    |
                                                 \ \--/ /
                                                  ------
                                                   
------------------------------

Cool mohawk.  I can't ever get mine to stand up that way, though.
I haven't found a strong enough gel or hairspray.

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
<insert 'Map of Austrailia' joke here>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: dimmen@hsr.no (Kjetil Dimmen)
Subject: Re: RE: F/A-18 Interceptor
Organization: Rogaland University Centre
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 18:47:27 GMT

In article <20138.2b2cb37e@ul.ie>, 9222235@ul.ie writes:
> 
> 
> 
	[three lines of text snipped]
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 	----------------       
>         |     don't    |
> 	|     know     |       BANANAS ARE OUR SAVIOURS
> 	|     what     |       
> 	|      to      |        WATCH OUT FOR ORANGES
> 	|     put      |
> 	|     here!    |        -------------
>         ----------------	| BANANAMAN |
> 				-------------
Eh...what about...some whitespace??
-- 
Good sigs, when short, are twice as good. - Gracian (almost)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Subject: Re: Star Control II crack request.
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 01:51:16 GMT

In comp.sys.ibm.pc.games, markus@clement.info.umoncton.ca (MARC PAULIN) .sigs:
>                                         ____
>              _  _  _                  / \   \ 
>            /' )' )' )                |   |   |           
>              /  /  /                 | (_|__/         \   
>             /     /  __. .__    ___  |   |  __.  . .   \  .   ___ 
>            /     (__(_/|__) )__/(__   \_/__(_/|__)\_)__/\__)__) <_ 
>                    Markus on QuartzPARADISE and AfterFive
>                            (506)855-4974 - Canada
>+---------------------------------------------+-----------------------------+
>|            markus@info.umoncton.ca          | "My son, ask for thyself    |
>|     For Talk:  8900795@info.umoncton.ca     |  another kingdom.  For that |
>|---------------------------------------------+  which I leave is too small |
>| When all else fails,  read the instructions |  for thee" - King Philippe  |
>+---------------------------------------------+-----------------------------+
>
>P.S.: My intentions are 100% legals.

"My son, ask for thyself another .sigfile. For that which you
leave is too big for thee."

Legals, maybe. Annoying, definitely.

Adam "When all else fails, read the header" Levin
From: davevh@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Van Horn (~{Mr4sP[~}))
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: How to read Chinese?
Date: 14 Dec 92 00:34:19 GMT
Organization: U of Arizona CS Dept, Tucson

In article <85189@ut-emx.uucp> kingshu@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (King Cheung SHU) writes:
}
} #############################################################################
} ## King Cheung SHU                  | University of Texas at Austin        ##
} ## G232, Roberts, 303 East 21st St. | Physics Department                   ##
} ## Austin, TX 78705                 |  \                               /   ##
} ## USA                              |   `__________()_____()__________'    ##
} ##-----------------------------------\_           |  _   _  |              ##
} ## E-mail: kingshu@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu \_           ( O   O )               ##
} ##                                     \_           \     /                ##
} ##                                      \_           \   /                 ##
} ##                                       \_           ( )       LONG HORN  ##
} ##                                        \_           ^                   ##
} #############################################################################

	I thought the subtle hockey stick tile font was only used for
letters, not internal borders.  And doesn't it go the other way?
		--Davevh@my.what.big.horns
--
Dvae, err... Dave Van Horn. ( ~{Mr4sP[~} )
#include <std_disclaimer.happy.happy.joy.joy>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau)
Subject: Re: ALT.MUSIC.SKA
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd., Ottawa
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 00:00:02 GMT

Entire article left in - you be the judge . . .

In article <92346.210622IO81373@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> IO81373@MAINE.MAINE.EDU writes:
>Hello???
>Is anybody out there???????????
>I'd like to know about the opening of ALT.MUSIC.SKA.
>I will continue posting irritating posts such as these until
>this demand is met.
>Please please please please....
>ALT.MUSIC.SKA is needed.
>
>
>&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
>&&Douglas Julien|Opinions expresed here are neither those of the    &&
>&&aka Dougly    |University of Maine nor of the Universitaet        &&
>&&              |Salzburg, but what do THEY know???                 &&
>&&----------------------------------------------------------------  &&
>&&io81373@maine.maine.edu                       IO81373@MAINE.bitnet&&
>&&==================================================================&&
>&& "Ich glaube, der Mensch traeumt nur, damit er nicht aufhoere zu  &&
>&& sehen."   -J.W. von Goethe   'Die Wahlverwandtschaften'          &&
>&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

At long last, our campaign to save the endangered asterisk seems to be
having an effect - alas, to the detriment of the innocent ampersand!

                         - * -
From the adventures of Chuck Dammit, PI:

   "OK," I said after a minute, "I'll take your case.  My fee's $50 a
   day.  Plus travel expenses - say $3.5 trillion if I go to your
   planet."

   She looked relieved.

   "When can you start?"

   "I've started already," I said, as I logged in to my Cray.  Out of
   date, I know, but it does the job.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: iisakkil@lk-hp-13.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Subject: Re: Best baseball game?
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
	<1992Dec15.061244.3657@news.cs.brandeis.edu>
Date: 16 Dec 92 11:41:06 GMT

st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin) writes:
>I'm sure that this has appeared here before. Has anyone kept an archive
>of all the Enterprises which have appeared in .sigs?

That would be dull. There are around 3 different Enterprises that
actually look like it. Others are either stolen copies or look like
Salvador Dali Frisbees like the one you warlorded.

--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: dark@microsoft.com (Dar Korra'ti)
Subject: Well, what did I expect?
Date: 13 Dec 92 21:21:40 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corporation

In article <1gai76INNfpp@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> iav@po.CWRU.Edu (Ian A.
Verschuren) writes a perfectly reasonable article with good quote/new
material ratio, and then blows it all to hell with this:
>
>*ching ching* (two more of my cents.... I'm going broke here)
>**************************************************
>*   Ionic... Implementor of the one and only     *
>*                                                *
>*               DepravedMUD                      *
>* "Why do today what you can do tomorrow"        *
>* "Or next week......"                           *
>*  Iav@po.cwru.edu                               *
>*
>*   God i wish we had a site for our mud again.. *
>*  *poke poke* *nudge nudge* *wink wink*         *
>**************************************************
>
>-- 
>************************************************************************
>*(place your own favorite cute sig file here and pretend its mine)     *
>*Ian.                                                                  *
>************************************************************************   

     Eesh. Well, that's what I get for reading rec.arts.mud.tiny...

--
R'ykandar Korra'ti | dark@microsoft.com | LOW ORBIT PUBLICATIONS
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st891425@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Andrew Weiskopf)
Subject: Re: All I want for Christmas/Khannuka...
Reply-To: st891425@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 20:16:23 GMT

In article <1992Dec18.172145.9514@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, aankrom@nyx.cs.du.edu (Anthony Ankrom) writes:
>--
>          / N \   O                   Mi vsi smo krizhani,
>         |   \ |  || Ph               chlani izbrani
>         |   | |_O-C-C-OH             mesarskega ceha...
>BZ        \ / /      Ph                            aankrom@nyx.cs.du.edu


It looks like... umm....
bicyclo[2.2.2]heptiminyldiphenylhydroxyacetate?

Or perhaps it's just plain ugly.

-Andrew Weiskopf			"Smart-assed skeptic.
 ST891425@pip.cc.brandeis.edu		 Monkey Man will MAKE you believe."
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Recognizing multiple keypresses
Date: 11 Dec 92 18:05:33 GMT
Organization: Bandwith Wasters for a Better Future

dpl@aber.ac.uk (David Philip Langstaff) writes:

>In comp.lang.pascal foxzy@omj.gna.org (laurent nuellas) writes:
>> [snippage...]
>>
>>         \\\\||||////             -------------------------------------------
>>          ___   ___               |           <FoxZy@Omj.Gna.Org>           |
>>So     - /   \ /   \ -            | Nuellas Laurent - 9, Allee Gagarine C04 |
>>Crazy  - ! O ! ! O ! -            | 94200 Ivry sur Seine [FRANCE]   +033    |
>>World  - \___/|\___/ -            | Tel: 46.70.93.03   -  Fax : 49.60.92.39 |
>>         ___________              -------------------------------------------
>>         \__! | !__/              [ Send me your "Sig" for my colletion...  ]
>>            ! : !                                                           
>>            \___/      FoxZy.     !!! Please !!! Don't send more than 2k/day.

>Nasty, very nasty, and laurent had a whole collection to choose from before
>coming up with this.

>I wonder what does happen if we send more than 2k/day ?, enquiring minds
>want to know.

In this case I think the old alt.tasteless chant is suitable:

GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF 
-- 
This sig is smaller than ... [R] Original KibOs(TM)
                             [U] Honey Peanut-Butter KibOs(TM)
      Cross one              [S] Ham 'N' Egg Artificially Flavored KibOs(TM)
                             [H] ___________________________ (else)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@vermont.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: just a thought
Reply-To: bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 20:05:03 GMT

st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>>
>>Adam "Eagerly awaiting anagrams of wESLEY hANS rADCLIFFE jOSEPH gAUS" Levin
>
>	As for the anagrams, I think I'm gonna have to leave this one to
>James A. My anagramming skills are not yet finely honed enough to take proper
>advantage of such a potential gold mine.

Just thought you might like to know:  I put "wESLEY hANS rADCLIFFE 
jOSEPH gAUS" into my favorite anagram program and let it run.    Let
me put it this way: it had racked up 2107 minutes of CPU time over
the course of three days and two nights before a sysadmin here killed 
the process.  Jerk.  Since I got my fine anagram program from Mr. Cherry, 
I don't think he'll be able to help either.  You might try Dave Polewka
in talk.bizarre--I hear he doesn't use a program...

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
(c) 1992 Witless One-Line Followups Ltd.
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: What a white person learned in college
Date: 16 Dec 92 22:45:33 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: wrightb@wharton.upenn.edu

In article <1992Dec16.134641.1@wharton.upenn.edu>, wrightb@wharton signs:
STORM
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
THE LIGHTS

        ARE OUT 

             THE WATER 

                    IS RUNNING

                            NOBODY'S HOME
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

-- 
He learned white pride, as evidenced by all this white space, right?
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
From: liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: One more BUAF
Date: 13 Dec 1992 06:51:46 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigwpi.wpi.edu

In article <1gdej1INN9la@bigboote.WPI.EDU> dharam@wpi.WPI.EDU (Dharmendra Khanolkar) writes:
>Somewhere, somehow opus@wpi.wpi.edu squeaked :
>[opus deleted]
>

It's real - opus@wpi isn't creative enough to have a bait .sig...

							--liz
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Subject: Re: Weird Al albums
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 05:29:07 GMT

In rec.music.dementia, jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle ) writes:
>
>
>Jennifer
>Wakka_wakka_Wakka_wakka_Wakka_wakka_Wakka_wakka_Wakka_wakka_Wakka_wakka_Wakka
>Hey, Jennifer!  You just spent two boring weeks at home sorting envelopes!
>Now what are you gonna do?!?
>I'M GOIN' TO DISNEYLAND!!!!  (No REALLY!  12/21/92)
>Harvey (Buster's Guardian Toon Angel): "Disturbing, isn't it?"
>Wakka_wakka_Wakka_wakka_Wakka_wakka_Wakka_wakka_Wakka_wakka_Wakka_wakka_Wakka

Nothing makes me happier than a self-warlording .sig. I doubt I could 
have picked a better word than Disturbing. I nominate this for 
Border of the Year. 

Adam "Eagerly awaiting the Jennifer Tinkle vacation update afterwards" Levin
From: dimmen@hsr.no (Kjetil Dimmen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Curse of Ench. Help needed
Date: 14 Dec 92 17:01:06 GMT
Organization: Rogaland University Centre

In article <1992Dec14.102346.2805@cs.tu-berlin.de>, riess@opal.cs.tu-berlin.de (Andreas Riess) writes:

[3-line article deleted]
> 
>  Andreas Riess    riess@cs.tu-berlin.de
>                                     .
>    a MeMbeR oF :           .        :
>   ______  _ _____   ______ |\ __ ___|__
>  /      \| Y     \ /      \| Y  |   |   
> |o   |   | |  |   |o   |   | |  |   :
> ||   |   | :  |   ||   |   | :  | ___
> |:       | .      |:       | .  |/   |
> |.       |        |.       |    |    |
>  \______/|_______/ \______/|_________|
>  Organisation Der OpalgLaeubigen  [WOH]
> 
> 
Wow!
-- 
Good sigs, when short, are twice as good. - Gracian (almost)
Xref: sparky alt.fan.warlord:9530 alt.good.news:1133
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.good.news
Subject: Re: Happy birthday to me
Date: 15 Dec 92 16:49:26 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.good.news <1992Dec15.154540.5811@cs.mcgill.ca> bspencer@cs.mcgill.ca 
(Brian SPENCER) writes:

>Today's my birthday. I am a quarter century young
>
>#########################################################
>#							#
>#       	Brian Spencer				#
>#         bspencer@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca			#
>#_______________________________________________________#
>#							#
># "The problem with people knowing that you have brains #
>#       is that they expext you to use them"		#
>#							#
>#########################################################

Here is my birthday gift to Brian:  It consists of really, *really* 
GoodNews[TM]!   

Brian. . . after seeing your .sig, I can pretty much guarandamntee you that
absolutely *no one* will expect you to use a brain. . . *ever*!

--jm
meach@behold.i.bring.you.good.tidings | Must be some kind of code on the right
                                      | T'wasn't there before the '>'s!
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Ramsay's "Sorry Sarfatti".
Date: 16 Dec 92 10:45:21 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <BzCCuy.8qG@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>In article <BzBwsx.8zz@well.sf.ca.us> sarfatti@well.sf.ca.us (Jack Sarfatti) writes:
>>          _____________________
>>        /     1+                \
>>------/ I                      II \___________
>>      \                           /
>>        \_____2-_____|_|________/
>>                 spin flip
>
>This is the worst ASCII Australia map I've ever seen in a .signature.
>
>								-- K.

Maybe because it is, in fact, a scHematic diagram(me) of the Buffalo, NY
MetroRail System.  I should know. . . 'spin flip' is my usual stop.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st891425@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Andrew Weiskopf)
Subject: Re: re* lighting farts
Reply-To: st891425@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 04:17:41 GMT

In article <92349.13014434I5VXB@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU>, Don Dangler signs<34I5VXB@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU> writes:
>
>
>###############################################################################
># ARE YOU OPEN MINDED OR ARE YOU JUST ANOTHER IDIOT?  # THE ECOLOGY IS DOOMED #
>####################################################### UNLESS WE GIVE TREES  #
># RECYCLE IT ALL OR YOU WILL KILL US ALL # VOTE EARTH # FISH & BIRDS THE VOTE #
>###############################################################################



###############################################################################
# ARE YOU FEEBLE MINDED AND JUST ANOTHER IDIOT?       # THIS SIG IS DOOMED    #
####################################################### UNLESS WE GIVE THIS   #
# RECYCLE MY SIG OR IT WILL KILL US ALL  # VOTE DUMBO # GUY A BOOT TO THE HEAD#
###############################################################################

Sigh... saving whales is the last thing on my mind right now...

-Andy Weiskopf				No Sig Necessary.
 ST891425@pip.cc.brandeis.edu		'Nuff Said.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: chip@tct.com (Chip Salzenberg)
Subject: Re: Bar-B-Q'ing ST902415--What is this, a Zip Code for Beverly Hills?
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 21:43:35 GMT
Organization: TC Telemanagement, Clearwater, FL

According to tfpayn01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu:
>	It's a Katana, ya Midwestern Computer Geek.

"Midwestern Computer Geek."  What sharp wit.

>	I've got one with a blade that can cut through wood like butter; or, 
>	conversely, your Net connection.

It can cut through wood like Adam's Net [sic] connection?  Wow.

>	'Course, if I were using a Mac (as you've stated in a flame earlier), 
>	which, naturally, I wouldn't (if it isn't a NeXT, it doesn't exist), 

What was that about "Midwestern Computer Geek"?

>	I would ask myself, "Why am I using a machine that, yes, everyone is 
>	attempting to copy said operating system, but whose name resembles
>	a greasy fast-food chain? (Semblance, yes?)"

I would ask myself, "Why am I using a brain that, yes, everyone is
attempting to find said frontal lobes, but whose appearance resembles
my greasy fast-food dinner?"

>	At least I HAVE an ORIGINAL .sig.  Plagerist. Nyah. :!

Oh, right.  A sword.  How original.

>	END OF FIRE.  PLEASE EXTINGUISH ALL SMOKING MATERIAL BEFORE YOU LEAVE.

END OF HOPE.  PLEASE EXTINGUISH ALL EXPECTATIONS OF IMPROVEMENT BEFORE
YOU HEAVE.
-- 
Chip Salzenberg at Teltronics/TCT  <chip@tct.com>, <73717.366@compuserve.com>
  "you make me want to break the laws of time and space / you make me
   want to eat pork / you make me want to staple bagles to my face /
   and remove them with a pitchfork" -- Weird Al Yankovic, "You Make Me"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.sex.motss,soc.motss