HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Ariel and 'Chelle
Date: 9 Apr 92 18:25:12 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.s2268INN29r
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: tempest.berkeley.edu

Ariel and 'Chelle wander around inside the tent.  Occasionaly a spring is sprung
and the sprong is shortly followed by a splat as a gushy something or other
hits the side of the tent.  Everytime this happens cries of "missed again
neener neener neener" dissolve into uncontrollable giggles.

"Whew all this dodging is making me thirsty."  Ariel says.  "I know Badger 
keeps bottles of raspberry ans strawberry wine close by when he works in here."
She spies the cooler and heads for it.  " 'Chelle, go over to the workbench and 
see if the glasses are still on the top shelf."

'Chelle complies and heads over to the workbench.  When she finds that the shelf
is too high for her to reach she grabs a nearby stepstool and climbs up to 
retrieve the glasses.  The soft click of the cooler opening behind here is
followed by a louder clack and the sound of rope rushing through a pully.
'Chelle turns around and finds Ariel caught up in a net.  "Don't worry Ariel
if that's all their fancy trap is I can get you down in no time."

Her eyes trace the path of the pully arrangement and settle upon what seems to
be the origin of the rope.  She steps down fro mthe stepstool and.....
*clack* 'Chelle's feet are swept out from under her as a net swings her into the
air.

Suddenly the tent flap opens and Chris peers in.  He yells back over his 
shoulder.  "Hey Badger we got two of them."  Badger looks in and sees both 
'Chelle and Ariel hanging from Chris' trap.

"I guess it was a good idea that we stopped to get that second chocolate vat."
Badger puffs as he rolls the vat into place under Ariel.  Chris rolls the other
vat under 'Chelle and says, "Well I guess we are ready to start."

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				    "Excuse me, I was undressing you with my
				    eyes and I lost a contact lens.  Do you
				    mind if I look for it?"
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: charter of this group - is there one?
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 15:39:50 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.035045.1478@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)) writes:
>In article <1992Apr7.024451.14401@noao.edu> groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves ) writes:
>>From article <1992Apr6.115435.23200@csd.brispoly.ac.uk>, by pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris):
>>>
>>> Or was it when men were REal men; women were REAl women and small furry
>>> creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Alpha
>>> Centauri?
>>
>>I don't know, but I've got my towel...
>
>And just where did you get it?  NCHWNbaST Woman?  Hmmmmmmmm........?
>SSGwGWNbaT Man wants to know!!!

Well, what could I do?  He said his car hit a water buffalo!  This is why
NCHWNbaST Woman always carries spares...

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
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               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 23:06:07 GMT

Yoda sez:
>In article <1992Apr6.190330.26108@casbah.acns.nwu.edu> velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:
>>                     
>>You're calling me angelic after the week we spent together?  I don't get it.
>
>Sorry, Lee, I gotta back her on this one.  Sweet, yes.  Warm, yes.  A barrel
>of fun, yes.  Angelic, sorry, we've all heard the stories...

The strange part is, he's heard even *more* of those stories than anyone! 
Hmmmm... such a poor, deluded man... I'll have to drag out the black leather
Dominatrix outfit the next time he's here... that'll learn 'im.

>>>Shall we say:  Pistols at Dawn?
>>
>>We can say it... I don't know what it means...
>
>Why pistols, and who is this dawn person you keep mentioning.  I don't think
>she is who you think she is...

We seem to be mixing movie lines.  But it worked!  That's the weird part.
>
>>>Does thou accept?
>>
>>As long as it stays with whipped cream dispensers, I think I can handle this. 
>>But I've seen the wall decorations of SteveM's apartment... I do't think you
>>want to get any more technical than that.  And beware of Blade's
>>TerminatorWaterGun.
>
>Oh, come now 'Chelle.  We only have a FEW swords, and a bardiche, and a few
>knives, and...

Right, and coupled with that monstrosity of a water firearm, my sweet baboo
might get hurt... *sappy doe-eyed look&pout*

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
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               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Date: 8 Apr 92 17:04:27 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr8.170427.4673
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Apr8.155929.14729@noao.edu> groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves ) writes:
>From article <1992Apr7.163231.28044@uunet.uu.net>, by dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner):
>
>blade bellows:
>> But you have to admit, that if you are working on a theme,
>> orgasming orangutangs are at least an intellectually stimulating
>> theme upon which to work...
>> I think I used it three time in that section, worth bokoo points, bucko!

>Lee observes:
>
>This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship....

I wonder if this is how Michael Jackson got started....

Oh wait, I think Michael's everloving companion is a 
chimpanzee, isn't it....   *smirk*

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Wednesday, 15 Apr 1992 14:44:22 EDT
From: <I27LG@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
 <BMoEso.Irq@world.std.com><1992Apr14.131120.1336@wkuvx1.bitnet>
 <92105.154234I27LG@CUNYVM.BITNET> <1992Apr15.111939.1342@wkuvx1.bitnet>




From: Mike Kinney


>> Kyramus hurls a thermo-nuclear pie at the person who was bringing a
>promegranit
>> granade.
>>
>> "Sorry for the mess guys!!" <GRIN>
>>
>Yeah, it's too bad you missed.... :)
>
>*pulls pin from pomegranite grenade*

>Hit the deck everyone!

>*Throws the grenade in Kyramus' general direction....*

>*BOOM!*

>Now THAT's a mess! :)

Kyramus quickly runs behind Chirsty who was protected against these type of
attacks as the granade explodes.  Too bad.  Sorry Christy, I had to use your
protection or I'd get clobbered.

And as for Mike, Kyramus points over his head and it starts raining
roasted marshmellows.

I hope you guys like marshmellows, I know I do. And certainly hope that Mike
doesn't, after this.


8-)

   Kyramus
   Mage extraordinare of ARC
From: GMEAD@CERNVM.BITNET (Geoff Mead)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Yoda's welcome
Date: 16 Apr 92 19:16:13 GMT
Article-I.D.: nettlera.9204161815.AA06426
X-Unparsable-Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 20:01:32 SET

[wiping bits of various pies from his face, Geoff spots the culprit - very
short, and a strange shade of... green? really?]

i suppose you found that amusing, eh? *trying to keep a straight face*

grammar your strange on English variant is very a... may say i if so

but still, here! *splat splat wham*

[unfortunately Yoda (if i may call you that) gets a mouthful of stale
pastry and some slightly furry... well... might have been jam at one
time - i ain't got a fridge, and them croissants have been hanging around
in the office all day, waiting patiently for experiments in aerodynamics]

anyway, thanks for the welcome *SPLAT* (sent by PTT)

geoff
"tout le monde veut que tout le monde l'aime,
mais personne n'aime tout le monde..." -P.Bruel (i think, can't quite remember)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: elparr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Ellen Louise Parr)
Subject: This is very strange....
Date: Sat, 04 Apr 1992 20:15:46 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

Why oh why do I have so many problems with this newsgroup...first
I stop getting posts and then my posts don't get to the group and
now I am getting all the posts in reverse order...It is kind of
strange to read the replies before I see the original post! 

Maybe I am not romantic enough, maybe it's a curse...help me
please...please...please...I'm sinking fast...I need a cure!

Ellen





-- 
Ellen Parr                      "The difference between genius and stupidity
elparr@acs.ucalgary.ca           is that genius has its limits"-unknown
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Erin & GRW Questions
Date: 10 Apr 92 01:05:11
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
	<1992Apr7.122526.5515@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>
	<880189s.44@ace.acadiau.ca>,<1992Apr9.151922.12247@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>
	<1992Apr09.175501.2653@ecst.csuchico.edu>
	<1992Apr9.234547.13515@cs.aukuni.ac.nz>
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz's message of 9 Apr 92 23:45:47 GMT

Clare observes:
>hear hear. This is one of the things that is very good about email -
>we have a chance to get to know a person before we know what they look
>like. As you say we are all sometimes quilty of judging a person by
>their 'cover'. It is important to go past that 'first impression' and
>find out what a person is really like inside.

There's a flip side to this, of course: This way, your email
conversations *define* your "first impression" of the other person,
and as Clare, Scott and the Bay Area ARCrew will testify, I was
surprisingly quiet that night we met, especially considering my
garrulous tendencies on Usenet.  8-)

LexicographicalFiend, Pundis Horrendis Aevi
  Official ReallyGrossDittyWriter of ARCland and DirtyMindedApe
  SecondBro to Rip, 'Chelle and HotDi, SpiritualBro to Lis
  'Chelle's Bouncer, Plucked From Retirement
  BackupLeatherGod and LexiTerminator
  GOGIL/DeepFUDJE's Second in Challenge II
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: A new man is born.. (was: Re: Erin's New Title????)
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 18:47:51 GMT

DougD digs:
>Lee puns:
>>(And interestingly enough you can see the electron beam going
>>around in little circles..  Must be Chelle's magnitism...
>>I knew I should have degaussed her... Just look at those
>>natural electron curls!)
>>
>>[enough obscure physics humor...]
>>
> Ahh, but what's her gyro radius?

Hey!  You leave my gyro outta this!

*grin*

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
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               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: Challenge II (was Re: A timely (I hope) post...)
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 13:16:44 GMT

Andy and Cliff go at it... or was it me and Cliff ?

>>But gee, Andy--*HE* was drunk . . . how do you explain *YOUR*
>>clutziness?  ;)  (Especially your misspelling of "McCleod," and you
>>supposedly being a Scotsman and all . . .)
>
>Oh, sod off. ;)  Fighting Blade, I *should* be drunk.  Or, better still,
>HE should be drunk.  If it's possible for one of us to be drunk without
>the other...

Actually, truth be known... I was DRINKING not DRUNK...

>>Good thing you already had one at breakfast, eh, Blade?
>
>Blade, you naughty boy you.  Tsk tsk tsk.

Yeah, what's yer point ? Look at the .sig at the bottom...

>>Say, Blade, was I convincing enough?  Do you think they'll buy into
>>Panda--er, Guru Andy--being a separate entity now?  What're ya gonna
>>do when he has to show up for BeaChat?
>
>I *do* exist.  I *do* exist.  I *do* exist.  Reallly.

There'z no place like home ! There'z no place like home ! There'z no place like home ! There'z no place like home !  There'z no place like home !

Um... Andy... THose ruby slippers just look hideous with YOUR
skin tones...

Blade
The original "Bad boy of ARC"

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re:  App for Sec to da Prez
Keywords: New President
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 18:16:38 GMT

Lis sez:
>In article <1992Apr3.033152.1675@uunet.uu.net> ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) writes:
>>Our Prez sez (the band strikes up "Hail to the Chief"):
>  
>       **Lots of Laughter**   
>
>>>Okay, then who *is* qualified to answer this question??  
>>>Maybe Mary??    Hey GEMR, I need a rating on Ender's Tush
>>>in tight jeans!!   **Mischievious Smile**
>
>>Mary's not seen me...  'Chelle will meet me this weekend though, perhaps
>>she can assist you...
>
>Maybe.... and then Maybe I'll take your word for it.... 
>hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....decisions decisions.... :-)

Having recently arrived, safe and sound in body and slightly deranged in mind
(but that's another story), from my DC-Trek, I, SupremeTushRater, hereby
qualify Ender's tush as very suitable for the President's Secretary.  :-)

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
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               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge
From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Date: 6 Apr 92 05:41:25 GMT
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA

From article <1992Apr6.022239.972@uunet.uu.net>, by ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh):

> Well, I suppose 'Chelle will soon be returning to ARC after her adventures
> here in D.C./VA. and before she does I would just like to say...

[denials deleted]

I don't believe these claims of innocence for a minute!  When 'Chelle is
back in touch after she gets home, I'll get the TRUE story, and let me
tell 'ya....  Not only will the GrinningOverwhelmedGuyInLove turn back
into the GreatOmnipotentGodInLeather, but you will also have to deal with

   FianceUndergoingDemonicallyJealousEmotions

Yep.... Deep FUDJE....

--and I was hoping there wouldn't have to be any duels at the BeachChat in
the defense of this angelic woman's honor...  

Adrain, you are my first choice as a second.  (As well as my second
choice as a first...)

> There...  that should cover anything she might have to say about me...  =)

Think you're off the hook THAT easy?

> Actually it was a lot of fun...  Kind of a warm-up for the beach chat...

Ahem!  Watch that warming up business!!!

> 'Chelle's a very nice person...  even if we DID drive her friends away...
> heh heh heh heh heh...  }=>

...leaving her at the mercy of your evil whims!  I've seen this
strategy before.

> - Ender

That does it!!!!

Shall we say:  Pistols at Dawn?  --or if you're a real man, aerosol
whipped cream!!!  That way, if I loose, my berieved can take comfort
in the sweetness of her final kiss applied to my (convenient for
preserving of such cream) cold lips...

I fought Lexi for her once and prevailed...  Can I make it two in
a row?  (BTW:  Adrain, where is that jacket I loaned you?)

All spectators are urged to bring Hot Chocolate and pancakes in
the event of poor aim on the part of the beligerants...

The resolution of this to take place Sunday of BeachChat at dawn...

Does thou accept?

GOGIL (whatever it spells...)



-- 
Lee J. Groves, National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ
Usenet:   {arizona,decvax,ncar}!noao!lgroves or  uunet!noao.edu!lgroves
Internet: lgroves@noao.edu         SPAN/HEPNET:  draco::lgroves
Phonenet: 602-325-9357
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S Fitzgerald)
Subject: Re: SummerChat activities...
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 23:39:08 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.152935@IASTATE.EDU> picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy) writes:
>In article <BMpLzr.E0t@world.std.com>, Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S
>Fitzgerald) writes:
>> >I can't wait to get my hands on some of these ladies. 
>> >(Did I just say that? ;-)
>> Yeah, you did. :-)
>Actually, it was just a figment of your (obviously perverted :-) imagination.

Obviously. :-)

>> Did you by any chance read my new .sig? :-)
>Yeah, but I'm not sure you came up with that all by yourself! :-)

Actually, I meant the one where I corrected "masseuse" to "masseur". :-)
--------------------
"The trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible"
-- 
Sarek of Vulcan
a.k.a. Garrett Fitzgerald `:-)
Official Masseur to the _rest_ of the RFA :-)
Sarek@world.std.com
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Important Announcement-Prez RFA
Date: 8 Apr 92 23:15:39 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr8.153932.1477@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:

>In article <880189s.32@ace.acadiau.ca> 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART) writes:
>>Uh...Miss Prez....Ummm....please forget everything that I have said aboput 
>>stealing romance dust over the past few weeks....I WAS KIDDING *he,he* YEAH 

>Yeah, right.... You were kidding about stealing the Romance 
>Dust??  Tell ya what, Jamie....  I'll forget about it if
>you promise not to tamper with my Dusts anymore, Deal??   

Deal.

>>THAT"S IT I WAS KIDDINMG, PULLING YOUR LEG*feeble attempt at rationalizing*

>*giggle*  I was wondering who was under my desk fondling
>my legs....   |-)

And what wonderfull legs they are, *fondle,fondle*

>>Anyway *heh,heh* Congradulationz

>Thank You Very Much....

You are most Welcome, and thank you *wink,fondle*

>>Does this mean that strawberries and chocolate sauce will become the 
>>official food of ARC?
>>- Jamie
>>WIne STewerd of the RFA
>>Keeper of the glue

>Strawberries, Whipped Cream, and Chocolate Sauce are ALREADY
>the official foods of ARC.... We indulged in these at the
>First Chat, didn't we Chatsters??  Yeah, Cool....  Especially
>when shared....  **pant pant**    :-)~

HMMMMMMM.....so what would you say to strawberries on a bed of chocolate 
with whipped cream for covers? *triplepant*..since I missed the First Chat...

Jamie
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Subject: Re: I'm back
Reply-To: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 00:58:15 GMT

In article <92100.184100AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>, Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
writes:
> In article <rvmh2INNmdh@agate.berkeley.edu>, scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott
> Gier) says:
> >
> >Lisa states:
> >>Go OUTSIDE in the SUMMER in PHOENIX for long periods of times????!!!???
> Scott:
> >>** I meant in the evening.
> >Lisa:
> >  In Phoenix? in summer?   Try, drive to Flagstaff. *kiSs* The things
> >  I have to teach you.
> >Scott:
> >**  As long as you're the one doing the teaching, I don't mind.
> 
>   So, you are volunteering to be my private experiment? *wicked grin*
> Oh, the thoughts that sends running through my mind. hee...hee...hee

So where does one sign up for these private experiments?  Or are the sign-ups
private as well? :-)
Yes, Ariel, I'm back from the two-week cold shower you forced me to take after
the thread we were taking part in. Yes, the "too much work" was a total lie! 
Ariel did it!  :-)


Dave Roy
Official Masseuse to the 
President of the RFA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh)
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 04:13:22 GMT

'Chelle sez:
>Ender suggests:
>>
>>Heh heh...  hey 'Chelle, think we should make Scategories the official game
>>of the Beach Chat?!  *grin*
>
>Absolutely!  I think it would be even more fun if we made up our own ARC
>Lists!  Think it can be done?

Sure...  Blade and I can no doubt come up with some truly WUNNERFUL lists...
Be prepared for lots of simian entries from Blade...  *chuckle*

>
>'Chelle
>LJG's Little Jalapeno
>Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
>      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
>                       Or is it madness?
>                                         -- Melissa Etheridge


SecEnd
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Erin's Questions - GRW
Keywords: Kissing
Date: 8 Apr 92 21:18:52 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr8.211852.13049
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network


Hey, Erin!!  Question Time!!  Wake Up!!  This question is
going to be on "kissing".... **The audience cheers**  

One quote on kissing, "A kiss is a fervent attempt to absorb,
to breathe in, a portion of the being whom we love" by
Giovanni Jacopo Casanova....  

Another is "The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a
cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer," by Oliver 
Wendell Holmes, Sr.      

"There are wild, hungry kisses and there are rollicking kisses,
and there are kisses fluttery and soft as the feather of 
cockatoos," by Diane Ackerman.


Considering the above quotes and your own ideas, What are your
innermost thoughts and feelings about "KISSING"....  

**soft kiss**  (to get you in the mood....  :-)  )  

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Christy Blushes
Organization: OFSA
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 15:54:58 -0500

S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( Christy! ) blushingly asks:

>In <1992Apr13.205110.28464@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Steve writes:
>> Welcome to alt.romance.chat...the Land of the Goddess of Romance.
>> WAnna mess around?

>Oh golly, Steve.  <blush>  Just what did you have in mind?  <bats eyelashes>
>Christy 

Aww well, not much actually. Perhaps a soft, lingering kiss and a
whispered "welcome" in your ear and a strong, warm hug. Maybe a hot
cup of chocolate sitting on the porch swing while a spring storm
sweeps across the verdant forest. The wind wafting your soft hair
about as we rock and watch the life giving rain gently patter upon the
thirsty wildflowers.

Steve