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From: andor@inode.com
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: AMUSING SIGNS
Date: 10 Jan 93 13:18:56 EST
Reply-To: andor@inode.com
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 -=> Quoting Tomj@monster.apd.saic.com to News <=-
 To> In the same vein, there used to be a sign on Route 29 in Virginia
 To> between Fairfax and Charlottesville that said
 To> PEPSI COLA
 To> Bottled Gas

I also remember a gas station with a small diner attached to it, which had a
sign saying:

	Eat here. Get Gas.
	


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From: twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: The Unmasking of the Faux Cindy
Date: 10 Jan 1993 04:31:08 GMT
Organization: Department of Redundancy Department
Reply-To: TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.12.117

cindy@solan10.solan.unit.no (Cynthia Kandolf) writes:
  +
  +Okay, so i'll prove it's me.  See?

  [Cindy's replies to proof test deleted]

  +Steinar, of course, is my husband, and Stein is a troll (not of the
  +stuffed variety).

I'm still confused about this one.
  
  +Now do you believe me?

I must say, you know all the right answers.
 
  +And why on earth are you storing up all this information about me?
  +Now i'm suspicious.

Well, okay Peter, this proves that the CIA and 11 different secret
government agencies tap and bug everything.

Terry "How about a Turing test to be absolutely sure?" Chan
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Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 14:00:17 EST
From: David B. Horvath, CDP <MBADBH@rohvm1.rohmhaas.com>
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: The Fame Game
 <1993Jan8.204144.1378@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
 <1993Jan9.050918.14425@henson.cc.wwu.edu>
 <1993Jan9.172433.21061@Princeton.EDU>

In article <1993Jan9.172433.21061@Princeton.EDU>, datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU
(David Aaron Tepper) says:
>
>In article <63289@mimsy.umd.edu> sjsmith@cs.umd.edu (Stephen Joseph
>Smith) write
>s:
>>"who do you know that is famous?"
>

  How about Steven Friend (PA State Representative; I don't like him, but
  I have a publicity photo with him from High School).  How about Brian
  Mulroony (PM of Canada)?  How about Jeanne Sueve (former Governer General
  of Quebec)?  How about Roscoe, Kevin Mitnick, and Susan Lynne Thunder/
  Susan Headley (*before* they were busted in the early 80's)?

  How about a member of parliment from an African country?

  The 'topper': The Secretary General of the UN?

      - David

  Of course, there is always myself - consultant and instructor (DECUS
  Seminars and local community colleges); and I've had photographs
  published in the newspaper.
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai)
Subject: Re: Unusual strength, IS: Mother Lifts Car Off Child. Uh huh.
Organization: The Ohio State University
 <28361@dog.ee.lbl.gov>
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 07:13:24 GMT

Terry "Some Middle Name" Chan writes:
>Uh, let me guess:
>
>  - Will I'll set a record anyway?
   yes..  a three sided record.
>
>  - Will I make CBS's Wide World of Sports trailer?
   no.. It's on ABC.
>
>  - Will mine look better than Joe Theisman's on ESPN?

ObJoeTheisman:  In high school, and early in college, his name was
pronounced THEES-MAN.  However, Notre Dame decided he'd have a better
chance of winning the Heisman (HI-s-MAN) if he pronounced it THI-s-MAN.

Jon "You take the Notre, I'll take the Dames."Papai
From: jtchew@csa3.lbl.gov (Ad absurdum per aspera)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: The Former Soviets and the Fury
Date: 9 Jan 1993 17:51 PST
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory - Berkeley, CA, USA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.254.198
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

Finally, an authoritative statement on the subject:

"Under the Soviet system it is impossible to have Snopeses."
--National Geographic, March 1989, p. 327

Joe "Yes, it's a dull evening" Chew
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: phil@rahul.net (Phil Gustafson)
Subject: Re: E sharp
Keywords: temper, temper
Organization: Famed Parquet Floor
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 00:27:12 GMT

In article <C0pCD9.59H@unx.sas.com> sasbmt@jjoyce.unx.sas.com (Bruce Tindall) writes:
>
>On the oboe, piano, and other instruments with discrete outputs,
>the issue is moot (well, you could retune the instrument before you 
>started playing, I guess); E sharp and F natural are the same thing in 
>those cases.
>
>If there is something technically awry in the above explanation,
>it's probably due to my having misunderstood or misquoted her, so 
>flame me and my tin ear, not her.  
>
You're pretty close.  Almost all modern keyboard instruments use an
artifact called "tempered tuning".  Tempered tuning, to put it simply,
makes music written in any key sound almost in tune by making music
in all keys a little out of tune.  For example, the base note these
days is A4=440 Hz.  A perfect fifth above this would set E5=660 Hz;
tempered tuning flattens that to 659.26.

The plumbing on brass and woodwind instruments puts the pitch only in the
general vicinity of the desired one.  The player is responsible for
using his skills to make it right.

For proof, listen to almost any high-school band oboe or French horn
section for a while.

Frequency data from CRC Handbook of Chemistry and Physics.  I use my
Uncle Donald's 1949 edition; that stuff doesn't change fast.

phil


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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Net Gender - was AFU person of the year?
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 16:34:39 GMT

PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai) writes:
>ObUL: The SS hired archaelogists in attempt to legitimize the Nazi regime.

FollowupUL: Jonathan Papai has nothing better to do on a Sunday but watch
A&E.

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@compass.gvc.com (I don't make or state policy for this company)
"Beeblebrox, over here!" "No, Beeblebrox over here, who are you?" "A friend."
"Oh yeah? Anyone's friend in particular, or just generally well disposed to
people?"
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: msvg2539@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Mark V.)
Subject: Re: Police spread inflammatory UL
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1993 03:03:47 GMT

Bruce.Tindall@launchpad.unc.edu (Bruce Tindall) writes:

  [ stuff deleted...]

>Bruce "former Duke alumnus" Tindall

  What's "former alumnus" mean?   Did they revoke your degree?

Mark "They can't do that, can they?" Veatch
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Jesus' name (was Re: Late breaking potential UL!)
From: system@codewks.nacjack.gen.nz (Wayne McDougall)
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 93 20:41:08 NZST
Organization: The Code Works Limited, PO Box 10 155, Auckland, New Zealand

flaps@dgp.toronto.edu (Alan J Rosenthal) writes:

> OB fact: The correct way to spell the possessive of a name in English which
> ends in an "s" is to append an apostrophe-s, UNLESS the namee is allegedly a
> god, in which case you just append an apostrophe.  Names I know of in this
> category are Jesus and Zeus.  I personally would still pronounce the word
> "Jesus'" as "jesuses".

ObFact? OBFACT? Where are your sources, please? I was always taught to
write James' dog when I wamted to write about the dog belonging to James.



-- 
  Wayne McDougall, BCNU

"I hate quotations." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
From: twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Unusual strength, IS:Mother Lifts Car Off Child. Uh huh.
Date: 7 Jan 1993 19:50:33 GMT
Organization: Department of Redundancy Department
Reply-To: TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.12.117

RE my one of my posts on a mother lifting a car off a child:

sngoetze@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Sebastian Goetze) writes:
  +
  +Well, I've heard it on the news, so it must be true :-) 
  +On Paul Harvey's little 5-min cast of unbelievable (or at least
  +widely unknown) but true stories. I don't remember the title right now...
  +He's known to do some good research before he broadcasts anything, though.

Paul Harvey?  I think he's got to rank with Ann Landers and Dear Abby
as UL mills.  They're often inaccurate too.
  
  +The story (told about 3 years ago) went something like this:
 
   [Details deleted] 
  
  +This seems quite reasonable to me, since I recall from my Physiology
  +classes, that we usually only use about a sixth of our muscle
  +strength. Additional sixth are added if we are under stress, *really*
  +want to, ... are in danger of life. The bones in your leg can carry
  +about 2 tons, so there's no real limit here. Since her adrenalin level
  +was probably raised way above normal (child in danger, her expecting
  +one...) she could probably do it.

Well, I think this is the sort of idea faint recollection that
gives the story some credibility.  Your leg bones can hold
2 tons?  What about the rest of you (e.g., joints, tendons,
ligaments, bladder, etc.)?
  
  +Hope I could help

Thanks for the story.  Anybody else hear it?

  +Sebastian "I may not look like it, but sometimes I'm Hulk" Goetze

Terry "I post like Hulk sometimes" Chan
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From: twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Rush!Rush!Rush!
Date: 7 Jan 1993 22:05:14 GMT
Organization: Department of Redundancy Department
Reply-To: TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.12.117

RE  Terry "Does anybody know the name of some BAD groups?" Chan
  
phil@rahul.net (Phil Gustafson) writes:

  +Blue Cheer. Vanilla Fudge. The Electric Prunes, who win the pretention/talent
               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hey, at least they still tour every now and then.

  +chase with their "Mass in D minor".  Or maybe B minor.  About all the three-
  +guys-and-a-bank-of-Marshalls groups except Hendrix and Clapton.  Most groups
  +founded after maybe 1971.  Quite a long list.

Terry "How about BTO?" Chan
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From: twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Under the Streets of D.C. [was Re: Amusing street names]
Date: 9 Jan 1993 17:53:51 GMT
Organization: Department of Redundancy Department
Reply-To: TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.12.117

thf2@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
  +
  +Ted "also, Richard Posner once ran up humongous library fines on my
  +     library card" Frank

He would.  Sounds like a conservative to me.

Terry "Were they all his own books?" Chan
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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: smaxwell@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Sara Maxwell)
Subject: Re: "Back in the African-American"
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 14:09:46 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.234445.19800@midway.uchicago.edu> thf2@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>In article <1993Jan4.154741.3068@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> ashall@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Andrew S Hall) writes:
>>I saw a newspaper retraction that apologized for saying that the city's
>>finances were now in the African-American.
>
>Mm-hm.  And so have people in Toronto, Amherst, and San Jose.  
>
>Ted "increasingly skeptical and waiting for documentation" Frank


I too am skeptical, but if it helps any mad researcher, my mother sent
me a clipping to this effect, I think from Herb Caen's column in the
S.F. Chronicle, attributing the retraction to the Sacramento Bee. He had
it written out as if quoting verbatim.    (All in CA, of course.)

Sara
From: kgg@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Kees Goossens)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Amusing street names
Date: 5 Jan 93 20:02:18 GMT
Reply-To: kgg@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Kees Goossens)
Organization: The Lavatory for the Foundations of Computer Science

In article <C0DJJJ.A46@NeoSoft.com> arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>There's a few of those around here.
>
>Then there's Kuykendahl, which no one seems to be able to agree on how it's
>pronounced, but the most common is "KIRK en doll."
>

Related issue: in Dutch (and Flemish) sounds were originally lengthened by
a second "i", "y" and "e".  
Hence Oisterwijk is not pronounced "ojsterweik" as some ignorant train
conductors from the wrong part of the country (= North) are wont to do but
"oosterweik".
(Dutch/Flemish/South African speaking readers only, the rest of the world
might as well not bother.)
Similarly Oirschot ("oorschot), Claessen ("klaassen"), etc.
Kuykendahl would be pronounced "kuukendaal" (although the -ahl makes it
wierd Dutch.)

Kees Goossens could thus be written Keys Goissens.
Of course this makes no sense as there is no paternal ancester named Gois,
whereas Mr Goos did exist.  So there.  Confuuzed?

-- 
Kees Goossens                       Keep in Touch with the Dutch:
LFCS, Dept. of Computer Science     JANET: kgg@dcs.ed.ac.uk
University of Edinburgh, Scotland   UUCP:  ..!mcsun!uknet!dcs!kgg
Wiskunde is bouwen in de geest.	--- Luitzen Egbertus Jan Brouwer.
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: No US President Ever Survived an Energy Crisis
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 93 19:26:09 EST
Organization: Zantop World Airways

In article <Jan.8.09.20.58.1993.13935@cadenza.rutgers.edu> masticol@cadenza.rutgers.edu (Steve Masticola) writes:
>An interesting fact for y'all:
>
>No U.S. president who had an energy crisis on his watch has ever made
>it through the end of a second term.
>
>Nixon:	First Energy Crisis, 1973. 	Forced to resign, 1974.
>
>Carter:	Second Energy Crisis, 1979. 	Defeated for second term, 1980.
>
>Bush:	Third Energy Crisis, 1990. 	Defeated for second term, 1992.
>
>This should suggest something to somebody...

Yup.  It suggests that the collectors of weird presidential coincidences
out there are scrabbling around wildly, trying to find something to replace
the "Zero Factor."

For those who don't remember, the "Zero Factor" was the fact that every
president since Harrison (1840) who was elected in a year ending in zero
died in office for one reason or another.  Unfortunately for Zero Factor
fans, Reagan survived to become an ex-president.  Oops.

Larry "So, is there any evidence that Clinton is the Antichrist?" Doering
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper)
Subject: Re: Etymological matters (was Re: African-American-top)
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 18:30:17 GMT

Now look, just LOOK, at what I found in message
<1993Jan4.153641.21779@adimail.uucp>:

: In article <1993Jan3.040808.3903@Princeton.EDU>, David Aaron Tepper
writes:
:
: Now, Latin, _there's_ a sexist language! Explanations as to why
: "poet" and "farmer" look feminine but are really masculine are
: welcomed.

I didn't say this, people! My knowledge of languages is limited to
French and a smattering of German (like most Americans, I can't even
speak English, properly (-; ). Point being, please make sure you
attribute stuff correctly. Thanks.

Great. I never thought _I'd_ see a UL in the making. [smileys for the
humor impaired]. Peace and good cheer.

Tep
-- 
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From: curt.tucker@ehbbs.gwinnett.com (Curt Tucker) 
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Travelling Lawn Ornament on A Current Affair
Date: 11 Jan 93 15:26:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Ed Hopper's BBS - Berkeley Lake, GA - 404-446-9462
Reply-To: curt.tucker@ehbbs.gwinnett.com (Curt Tucker) 


I have a friend who instigated a travelling-lawn-flamingo
incident in the U.S. Air Force (Strategic Air Command).

On a SAC base (the name of which I omit to protect the innocent)
recently, there was an officer commanding the base hospital.
Many people under his command didn't particularly approve of the
man's managerial style, so his lawn-flamingo disappeared one
night and departed on a friendly B-52 bomber.

Over the next several weeks, the bird sent "vacation" photos and
letters to the officer from around the world, with the flamingo
posing in front of entry signs of SAC bases, famous European tourist
landmarks, in the arms of pretty girls from many lands, etc.

Although the prank was a real morale booster for the people
involved and the bird was returned unharmed, the officer's
reaction was predictably small-minded.

--Curt--                          curt.tucker@ehbbs.gwinnett.com
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From: hwt@bcarh11a.BNR.CA (Henry Troup)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Federal Reserve Notes (Re: I Live to FAQ!)
Date: 11 Jan 93 14:24:08 GMT
Reply-To: Henry.Troup@BNR.CA
Distribution: world
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd., Ottawa, Canada

In article <h462c+l@rpi.edu>, kasprj@isaac.its.rpi.edu (Jim Kasprzak) writes:
|>going to go to Germany with my 1922 billion-mark bills and see if I can
|>buy Stuttgart with them.

Just recently bought 5 billion marks for 50 cents Canadian... I might
just be able to get a cup of coffee for that.
              
Henry Troup - H.Troup@BNR.CA (Canada) - BNR owns but does not share my opinions
	   "Our captain didn't care to make his wife a widow yet..."
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From: sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth)
Subject: Re: Third Rail Blues
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 04:05:25 GMT

In article <6283.434.uupcb@ehbbs.gwinnett.com> curt.tucker@ehbbs.gwinnett.com (Curt Tucker)  writes:
>Time to change this one to T?
>
>>Tb.People (mostly guys) have been electrocuted pissing on a subway's 3rd rail.
>
>Chuck Shepherd's "News of the Weird:"
>
>  In October, the Illinois Supreme Court reinstated a $1.5
>  million verdict against the Chicago Transit Authority in a 1977
>  wrongful death lawsuit.  The family of Korean immigrant Sang
>  Yeul Lee had sued CTA for inadequate warnings after Sang, who
>  was drunk, was electrocuted as he urinated on the electrified
>  "third rail." --(Copyright 1993 Universal Press Syndicate.)
>

Sounds like a Ren and Stimpy game...

'Don't Whiz on the Third Rail'.....


Simon
From: john@newave.newave.mn.org (John A. Weeks III)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Architect Suicides
Date: 11 Jan 93 06:09:21 GMT
Organization: Newave Communications, Ltd, Lake Wobegon, MN

In article <1993Jan5.162413@vinnie.cuc.ab.ca> jonathan@vinnie.cuc.ab.ca (Jonathan Levine) writes:
> When I was in Copenhagen a few years ago, a variation of that story was
> related to me WRT a couple of twisted spires.  I don't remember exactly
> ie cw or ccw twist, but when the architect discovered that it had been
> built with the wrong twist direction, he went up and jumped.

The version I heard was at the University of Wisconsin in Madison.  While
taking a tour, the tour guide pointed out that the sun court in the middle
of the Humanities building was totally shaded.  This was because the plans
for the building were reversed, and the south end of the building ended up
pointing north.  The architect supposedly killed himself shortly thereafter.

This same architect also designed the Sentury Insurance building in Stevens
Point, Wisconsin.  The building was built in a swamp and is said to be slowly
sinking into the ground.

-john-

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From: barth@cbnewsd.cb.att.com (barth.richards)
Subject: pesos, Weimar (was google??)
Organization: AT&T
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 19:08:50 GMT


In article <1993Jan12.005135.11898@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai) writes:

>davew@willow03.cray.com (Dave Wagner) writes:
>
>>I remember hearing once that a 'google' is 10^100 or something like that.  Is
>>this for real?  If so, says who?  If not, has anyone else heard this?  Does
>>it have any mathematical use?
>
>1) yes
>2) generally accepted
>3) lots of people
>4) Expressing big numbers, such as ((2*5)^2^5)^2^5. Had trends continued,
>it would have been a useful number for price of bread in Weimar Germany.

ObJoke: What's the difference between the CIS and the Weimar Republic?  The
Weimar Republic had both wheelbarrows and bread.

>ObUL: The Mexican Peso is being revalued by a factor of 1000.  Now about
>pi Pesos/US$.

I heard this on NPR.  I don't know if that qualifies as confirmation or
not, but I will hopefully have some of the new bank notes for my collection
soon, which should pretty well confirm it.


Barth "Due to a clerical error and some fast talking on my part, I now own
Stuttgart, and, in fact, most of Baden" Richards

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From: cba@hpuerca.atl.hp.com (Brian Abernathy)
Subject: Re: Amusing signs
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 14:17:38 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard NARC Atlanta
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1.3 PL5

There is a bridge in East Tennesse which goes over a small body of water 
called "Greasy Creek".  Once, while paving, they posted a sign warning of
slippery conditions due to the paving materials.  The combination of signs
was quite amusing.  They were:  "Greasy Creek" - "Fresh Oil".
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: lemson@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (David Lemson)
Subject: Re: Picric acid?
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 20:56:25 GMT

If you ever find picric acid in a container with a metal lid, just
plain call the bomb squad.  It combines with the metal of the lid to
form picrates, and when you twist off the lid, kaboom... 
-- 
David Lemson                                                (217) 244-1205
University of Illinois NeXT Campus Consultant / CCSO NeXT Lab System Admin
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From: diverson@phys.ksu.edu (David Iverson)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Druggie, gang-member teens suck pacifiers
Date: 8 Jan 1993 22:24:07 GMT
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: bohr.phys.ksu.edu

What the hell, it's probably better for them then chomping gum all day long.

I just can't wait 'til people start killing over pacifiers.

David "Tell me once more why I want to teach high-school."  Iverson


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