HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kilroy@acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I)
Subject: Re: House of the Perpetually Warlorded grows, adds rec room out back!
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 20:22:25 GMT
Organization: ACME BBS - Public Access Usenet, Palmerston North, New Zealand
Keywords: Look Pa, no 'Re:'

gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary) writes:

> Here's a list of the most frequently warlorded sigs. All of these sigs have
> been warlorded at on three seperate occasions in the past several months.
> Thumb through them. Memorize them. Recognise that this stuff is for amateur 
> warlorders, and that you'll only bring yawns by reposting them here.
> 
> Our Lady of the Perpetually Warlorded --recent converts and old
> ---------------------------------------------------------------
> [...list deleted...]

What?! No Simon P Travaglia? Even though he's got 15 bazillion signatures,
rather than just the more common 1, he must have been warlorded enough to
warrant his place in the hall of fame!

And I think Greg Alt deserves some kind of honorable mention. He's got a nice
new non-threatening .sig nowadays, but who can forget the Font that ate the
Font that ate Mars.

						- k
-- 
Craig Harding            kilroy@acme.gen.nz             ACME BBS +64 63 3551342
"Jub'f Xvob?"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: norm@sdc.com (Norm Nithman)
Subject: Re: The "his", "he" Issue
Organization: Systems Development Corporation
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 15:31:09 GMT

Ouch.

Norm
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: cweller@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Catherine Weller)
Subject: Re: Angst comparison (was Re: money angst)
Organization: Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia.
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 23:37:04 GMT

dombart@muli.saar.de (John Raoul Dombart) writes:

>rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes @ Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY) once wrote....
>>In article <1992Aug19.171839.6869@spuddy.uucp> mak@spuddy.uucp (Mark Kellaway) writes:
>>
>>>mak
>>>-- 
>>>*       /^\      *    mak -  mak@spuddy.uucp ...!uknet!axion!spuddy!mak
>>>*      /\|/\     *    Remember wherever you go there you are !
>>>*     /-<o>-\    *    Meeeeow ! Call Spud the Cat on > +44 203 638780 <
>>>*    /__/|\__\   *    for free Usenet access in the uk
>>
>>Worst map of England I've ever seen.

>Stoopid, man. Its Blamzaroo Blamzais sign...

>R.D.


Nahhh....It's a chicken in ceremonial robes, beak pointed skywards, occult
sigil of 'office' facing the reader; readying itself to crow *backwards*
to herald in the dusk of the dark, new age of satanic chookism.

So, how do we prevent these twisted pullets perverting our peace? mak 
provides the answer..."Call Spud the Cat.."

Nice to know if we ever get a satanic chook cult in the neighborhood. :)

As for wierdosigs(tm), what the f*ck is this?
                |
               \|/
>----
>  /\ muli - may unexpected love increase
> /..\ In case of danger NTXIVBW the PRSPN !
>/_\/_\ dombart@muli.saar.de

To me, it looks like a KKK chook (head only)...'Spud the Cat' has its' work
cut out for it... :>

Cath
cweller@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au
no bart, no bauf, no stupidquote(tm)....Sorrreeee... :)

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: male caucasian, brown hair, late 20's no reply ignore 
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 01:13:25 GMT

dcubed@mercury.uleb.edu (Marcus Saulder) writes:
>
>Found in misc.test:

Lurking in misc.test is Usenet Abuse Warning Sign #31, I believe.  
Usually, only rabid alt.flame Followup-To futzers and alt.fan.warlord
comedians actually subscribe to the *.test groups.

>Newsgroups: gnu.gnusenet.test,vmsnet.test,misc.test,alt.fan.warlord

Ah.  I see...

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
I swear, I thought that old car was DIFFERENT than the other sig!  Really!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Subject: Re: That's in the butt, Bob.
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501
Distribution: usa
Date: 28 Aug 92 17:59:10 GMT

In article <1992Aug28.163533.9109@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com> shelly@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com (Sheldon Kay) writes:
>            _
>        |  / \  |
>        | /___\ |
>        |/ ___ \|   
>        | /     |
>        | \___  |
>        |     \ |
>        |  ___/ |

Yet once again net news truncates the full sig. Sigh.

--
George F. McQuary 
"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mhansen@ssf-sys.DHL.COM (Mykel Hansen)
Subject: Re: Crunchy Frog? Surely you mean S. Frog?
X-Former-Occupation: congealed bovine lactate dispensement technician
Disorganization: DHL Systems, San Mateo, CA
X-Organization: the Strong Coffee Obligation
Organization: the sleeping knights of jesus
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 19:15:38 GMT
Lender: lloyds
Followup-To: scruz.garden, alt.fan.warlord, alt.deconstructing.kibo
X-Penis-Length: 5150
X-Foolish-Mortals: your plan is DOOMED!
Summary: people tell me i look like i just swallowed kibo
X-Favorite-Color: infra-puce
Keywords: Conquistador Coffee, NSA, Kibo, Sudetenland, Freemasons, Blanks
Fender: volvo
X: lax
X-Weed-Of-Crime: bears bitter fruit

In article <whichever> dombart@muli.saar.de (John Raoul Dombart) signs:

>----
>  /\ muli - may unexpected love increase
> /..\ People tell me I look like I just swallowed a clown.
>/_\/_\ dombart@muli.saar.de
>
>
>

yep, those three blank lines ... those three blank, extra lines ...

those three ... empty ... VACANT ... WASTED ... AAAAAAAH!  



may unexpected clowns swallow you.
-mykle-
---
eye heart ear nose throat
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Wanted player changes in the Dutch League
Date: 23 Aug 92 21:42:18 GMT
Organization: Federation Internationale de Football Association

pchung@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (PLC) signs:

>  P L C                                         Pai-Liang Chung
>  pchung@eniac.seas.upenn.edu			206S. 42nd Street
>  pchung@upenn5.hep.upenn.edu			Philadelphia, PA 19104
>  pchung@nwell.cis.upenn.edu			(215)-387-2472
>        					            ____
>             o				          0        |\    \
>     / 0  /    |\       	                  |__      |  \  \ \
>     \ |/      |  \         			 /|        |    \ \  \
>       |       |    \                           / |        |      \\___
>   \ /  /      |      \      	 	       __/ \       |       |\
>               |\       \                          |       |_______|_\
>               |  \       \                        | O      \      | 
>               |    \                                         \    |
>								\  |
>                					          \|___

>                	T H E  S P O R T S  M A N I A C  !


  I will not bore the experienced reader with details about the multiple
email addresses (all on upenn.edu), the smail address or the kind of
beings that would want to live in Philadelphia. No I will go directly
to the heart of the matter: tab damage and ascii graphics.

  In a short time the Olympic Games for han^H^H^Hphysically challenged
starts and this is (perhaps) the first in a long string of related
signatures. What we see here are snapshots from the exciting events:
"volleyball for 1 1/2 legged ex-gymnastics" and "football (soccer)
for 1 1/2 legged overwieght ex-professional basketballplayers with
serious non-continuous eye errors".

  I fear that this is not the last we will see of this thread.
-- 
Note to those who posts about notes: I know the posting above proves 
that I'm clueless, so don't post or email me telling me that. I will
not believe you.
Xref: sparky alt.fan.warlord:6095 talk.bizarre:28704
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: STOOPID SIGS (redundant, i know)
Date: 3 Sep 92 15:36:39 GMT
Organization: Canon Research Centre Europe Ltd

In talk.bizarre,
rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) warlords but doesn't know it:
:
|I always though the dumbest .sigs were the ones which listed the persons
|favorite sports teams. You know, like, "Go Hoos, Huskies, Sabres, and
|Fellaters! National Champs 1883!!"
|
|But now I have found one thats even dumber:
|>
|> +------------------------+--------------------------------------------+
|> | Jonathan B. Horen      | I have three principles:                   |
|> | SysAdmin/TechWriter    |   NO to 2 million Palestinian citizens!    |
|> | email: j.horen@rs.com  |   NO to a Palestinian state!               |
|> | Tel:   (415) 856-8000  |   NO to a withdrawal to '67!               |
|> |                        |            -- Yitzhak Rabin, Israeli PM    |
|> +------------------------+--------------------------------------------+
|
|SWEET! Im not racist, but NO to 2 million Palestinians being awarded basic
|human rights! Im not a war monger, but NO to obeying UN resolutions!
|
|where do they find these people?

alt.fan.warlord needs you. bring a friend. and a heavy blunt instrument.

Tx. [RECRUITER]
--
check my header - travelling hard at the speed of thought
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: My name
Date: 24 Aug 92 03:43:26 GMT
Organization: Bandwith Wasters for a Better Future

tomg@stud.cs.uit.no (Tom Grydeland) writes:

>Here in alt.fan.warlord rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen) writes:
>|> tomg@stud.cs.uit.no (Tom Grydeland) writes:

>|> >	DONT YOU EVAH USE MY NAME AND THAT PERSONS NAME
>|> >	IN THE SAME SENTENCE AGEEEIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

>|> With a name like yours you should be glad he only used your first name.
>|> "Grydeland" - I'm shocked, what a stupid name - "Potcountry".

>Yeah, agreed. Pity I didn't choose it. Then it would be something
>good-sounding and flashy like e.g. Clark Kent, Jesper Lauridsen  or
>Ford Fairlane.

  Oh yes, good old Clarky boy. Poor chap. Haven't seen him in a while, 
he's trying to dissassociate himself with the past, you see. Kind of 
his own fault, though; I told him he would regret it, but you know 
how youngsters are these days - they never listen to a good advise.
"Clarky", I told him "if you sign that contract with DC then you'll
never be able to have the same life again". And I was right. He signed
and blew his cover in millions of small magazines all over the world.
In the beginning it was all right - he got plenty of extra work. But 
then that little Niven fellow, never really liked him, had to write
his little piece of slander. I don't blame him, if hadn't done it then 
someone else would. He managed to convince the world that Kents loveseed 
was lethal to normal females. Clarky boy never got a date after that.
I tell you, as a good-looking muscular hero one really scores and
Kent scored just as much as the rest of us, albeit his taste was a bit
on the vulgar side. But now - nothing! Nothing at all. Oh he tried
to fight back, told the world of all those pretty ladies that had
survived (remember Niven was telling a lie) his amorous adventures.
But that only made it worse: they said he was impotent. We laughed
a bit about that in the club. He has changed his name now, no I can't
tell what it is, bad sportmansship you know, but he's trying to get
a contract with Marvel - incognito of course. But let's return to
the subject, if I can recall what it was .. eh .. Yes, that unfortunate
string of characters better off as a neon sign above a large kitchen
ware store. You could try to get a knighthood - sir Tom, or should I
say sir Thomas, doesn't sound that bad. Or you could send your post
under a pseudonym, something like Hugh G Rection or something else
reflecting your wit and personality. It will only take a little
piece of imagination. But I really have to go now, awfully nice to
chat with you.
-- 
Note to those who posts about notes: I know the posting above proves 
that I'm clueless, so don't post or email me telling me that. I will
not believe you.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: tabn3@isuvax.iastate.edu (Griffy)
Subject: Re: Useful quips
Reply-To: tabn3@isuvax.iastate.edu
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 03:28:01 GMT

In article <1992Aug23.231751.14415@geovision.gvc.com>, pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin) writes:
>In alt.folklore.urban, tabn3@isuvax.iastate.edu (Daniel I. Matt) signs:
>
>>???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>?      Daniel I. Matt       |    Now I lay me down to sleep,                  ?
>>?   Iowa State University   |    I pray the funk will make me freak,          ?
>>?                           |    If I should die before I waked,              ?
>>?    INTERNET ADDRESSES:    |    Allow me Lord to rock out naked!             ?
>>?     dmatt@iastate.edu     |                                                 ?
>>?  tabn3@isuvax.iastate.edu |    "Sir Psycho Sexy" -- Red Hot Chili Peppers   ? 
>>???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>
>Doncha just love the way he's got that extra character on the second last
>line to make sure it wraps around....
>
>Oh - is _that_ what an INTERNET ADDRESS looks like?  Sort of like a regular
>address, only louder.
>
>What is it with those Iowanians?
>
>-- 
>Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
>(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
>In our innermost soul, we are children and remain so for the rest of our lives
>    --  Sigmund Freud

   Gee thanks!  I'm glad someone finally noticed it (but is that all the better
you could do?)!!!

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
?      Daniel I. Matt       |    Now I lay me down to sleep,                  ?
?   Iowa State University   |    I pray the funk will make me freak,          ?
?                           |    If I should die before I waked,              ?
?    INTERNET ADDRESSES:    |    Allow me Lord to rock out naked!             ?
?     dmatt@iastate.edu     |                                                 ?
?  tabn3@isuvax.iastate.edu |    "Sir Psycho Sexy" -- Red Hot Chili Peppers   ? 
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Xref: sparky alt.fan.warlord:5943 alt.religion.kibology:3651
From: llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: News flash: C squared declared dweeb!
Date: 29 Aug 92 00:16:11 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.warlord
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

James Kibo Parry (kibo@world.std.com) wrote:

: Why would he want to make the Meach into the guy who hosted the game
: show "Card Sharks" back in the early eighties?  It would be better to go
: for the guy who did "Press Your Luck", Mr. McQuery.
: 
: 						-- K.

i thought he had been executed slowly and painfully as a symbol of
peace and goodwill toward all the peoples of the world?

'course, that would explain why you might think we need a new one...

--
sine nomine      | "she said, 'i know i've had some when you start to
debbie martinson |  look handsome...'" -- something happens
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: *
Date: 27 Aug 92 22:00:13 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)

In article <1992Aug27.202946.24961@gozer.mv.com>, klm@gozer (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
>> ******************************************************************** 
>> * J.C.A. Wevers                *         u\  _\       /e+        2 * 
>> * johan@blade.stack.urc.tue.nl *     1 |   \ u \  X  /         |   * 
>> ******************************** P = - |    >   >---<     + ...|   * 
>> *     The only nature of       *     N |   /   /     \         |   * 
>> *     reality is physics       *         u/   /d     u\            *
>> ********************************************************************

>Just had to see this *beauty* [%] again.

>Can someone tell me if this thing is in steady state, or will it
>eventually implode taking the rest of the sig, and Johan, with it?
                                                       _
Yes and no.  The udu on the bottom is decaying into a uu meson and e+
positron on top.  This is better known as `proton decay'.  Your terminal
is made out of godzillions of those puppies.  Wait long enough, and it,
along with the screen and you will disappear.

But over in cyberspace, Johan and his signature will live forever.

>[%] Not!

OBVIOUSLY not.  It has up and down quarks only.  Here:

>> ******************************************************************** 
>> * J.C.A. Wevers                *         c\  _\       /e+        2 * 
>> * johan@blade.stack.urc.tue.nl *     1 |   \ t \  X  /         |   * 
>> ******************************** P = - |    >   >---<     + ...|   * 
>> *     The only nature of       *     N |   /   /     \         |   * 
>> *     reality is physics       *         c/   /b     c\            *
>> ********************************************************************

Now it's got beauty, charm, and anti-truth.  And it's p-braned, for small
values of p.  Really.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: NE Zoos
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Wed, 02 Sep 92 20:49:01 GMT

boaz@concerto.lcs.mit.edu (Boaz Ben-Zvi) writes:

> -- Boaz

["> "s removed for "clarity"]

===============================================================================
  _              _            __         __ ___  _ _   __ ___    ____      ___
 /_) _  _  __   /_) _   __ __ _/    o     |   |   \| __ |   |     /    \ |   |
/__)(_)(_|__/  /__)(_'_/ /   /__\/_(        __|_ __\    | __|_     \  __\| __|_
          __)                                           |                      
===============================================================================
 Boaz Ben-Zvi <boaz@lcs.mit.edu>     MIT Addr: NE43-526   Tel: (617) 253-6212 
===============================================================================

A certified member of the 79 column club, and 2, count 'em 2 different BUAFs.

-- 
Kevin "looks like Romulan writing to me. . ."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi62.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: Seven in one post!
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Keywords: Some may have been done before...
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 11:07:18 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi62.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

Hey, George. I've just seen some newbiw posting warlords of much-warlorded
.sigs to a.f.w. Perhaps you should include the offending .sigs in your
list?

In article <1992Aug27.223943.29302@pony.Ingres.COM>, gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary) writes: development?

	[coupla "original" sightings, removed for brevity]

> 
> 
> >   Frank R. Borger - Physicist    __       Internet:  Frank@rover.uchicago.edu
> >Michael Reese - Univ. of Chicago |___      Phone : 312-791-8075 fax : 567-7455
> >  Center for Radiation Therapy   | |_) _   When we talk to God, we're praying.
> >    2929 South Ellis Avenue        | \|_)  When God talks to us, we're schizo-
> >    Chicago, Illinois 60616           |_)  phrenic. - Lily Tomlin
> 
> Ignore the above address -- Frank obviously works at a sweater mill stitching
> monograms and is trying to throw the New World Order goons off track.
> 

Yup. That's been done at least twice.

> And finally, the horrible,
>  
> >               *** ***
> >Ken Perlow   ***** *****
> >27 Aug 92   ****** ******   10 Fructidor An CC
> >            *****   *****   gadfly@ihlpa.ATT.COM
> >             ** ** ** **
> >...L'AUDACE!   *** ***   TOUJOURS DE L'AUDACE!  ENCORE DE L'AUDACE!
> 
> To which beginning warlorder Steve Apter has to comment in rec.music.classical:
> 
> >Gadfly-specks, and not nearly audacious enough.
> 
>

Oh dear, another previously warlorded effort.
 
> 
> 
> --
> George F. McQuary 
> "He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb

Who is this newbie?

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Subject: Oh yes, thanks for reminding me...
Summary: 
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501
Date: 27 Aug 92 19:01:35 GMT

In article <5996@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> misc-test@ucbvax.berkeley.edu writes:
>
>That's Parry dude.
>
>Pot, Kettle, Black.

Cowabunga dude! My kitchen set's black too! Way cool, huh? 

Indeed.


Frosh Fish-off 1992
-------------------
rushman		3
neilb 		2
bigdave 	1
csquared	1
gmcquary	1
mcbride 	0 (down one for being a "net.sheep")

And no, bigdave, James Parry, and other net regulars don't count. Nor have I
been very good at finding those tossed off to alt.sewing or god-knows
where else (So if you scored one, MAIL ME).


	 Of course, Calvin Ball rules still apply.

--
George F. McQuary 
"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Batman $$$$
Date: 28 Aug 92 11:54:17 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.games.lynx <1992Aug27.134213.245@dct.ac.uk> mcsdc1jcwj@dct.ac.uk writes:

>-- 
> _____________________________________________________________________________
>|                                          |  |_______|                       |
>| Sky and clouds and birds and trees and   |  |       |     _     (______ .   |
>| babies and children and grass and plants |   \_____/    _(_)     _          |
>| and rainbows and little bunny rabbits can|              ----|-  (_)         |
>| all say hello to Mr.Flamethrower here .  |  |-------|           ___         |
>|**Hell is for Children**Only women bleed**|                      __)         |
>| The Reverend Laird Jon.Justice of Camster|  ________|           .           |
>|__________________________________________|          |                       |
>| mcsdc1jcwj@vaxb.dct.ac.uk | My opinions are all my own and not the college's|
>'---------------------------' even when they are . etc, etc, etc .            |
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So nice that the UK has .ac sites to compete on an even basis with our US .edu
posters!

But shouldn't that be:

>--
> _____________________________________________________________________________
>|                                          |  |_______|                       |
>| .Sig and clouds and birds and trees and  |  |       |     _     (______ .   |
>| babies and children and grass and plants |   \_____/    _(_)     _          |
>| and rainbows and little newby posters can|              ----|-  (_)         |
>| all say hello to Ms.Flamethrower here .  |  |-------|           ___         |
>|     **Hell is for Barfulous .Sigs **     |                      __)         |
>|   The Revered Meach Jo.Justice of AFW    |  ________|           .           |
>|__________________________________________|          |                       |
>|                                                        Hello!  I am a ditz  |
>|                                             |\      |  virus!  Copy me into |
>|   (This WhiteSpace[TM] for Yaks!)           |  \    |  your .sig and be a   |
>|                                             |    \  |  geek, too!           |
>|                                             |      \|                       |
>| mcsdc1jcwj@vaxb.dct.ac.uk | My opinions are all worthless, not the college's|
>'---------------------------' even when they are . blah, blah, blah!          |
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

--jm
meach@bandwidth.rescue.org     |  Proudly posting from an .edu site!