From: Joe.Bethancourt@p0.f17.n114.z1.fidonet.org (Joe Bethancourt)
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Son Of OBnoxious Jokes 2 of 2
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 05:51:42 PDT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:114/17.0 - Answering Mach, Phoenix AZ

 The scene is heaven, with three men standing at the Pearly Gates.  
 Saint Peter says to the first man, "Let's see, you're Mr. Jones, the  
 engineer.  We've been expecting you. Please follow me." Saint Peter  
 leads him down a hall to a door marked #101. "This is where you'll be  
 staying Mr. Jones," says Saint Peter as he opens the door.  Inside is  
 a dark, dank, cold, musty room. Water is dripping from the rocklike  
 walls where torture equipment is hanging.  Chained to the center of  
 the floor is a growling, fierce-looking dog. Mr. Jones steps in and a  
 loud voice cries out from above,  
        "Mr.Jones!  You have sinned!"  
 Saint Peter closes the door and returns to the remaining two men  
 waiting at the entrance gate. "And you are Mr. Smith, the doctor",  
 Saint Peters addresses the second man.  "You are in room 102.  Please  
 follow me."  Once again when the door is opened this room is dark and  
 dank, water dripping down the walls with horrible torture equipment  
 hanging everywhere, and a growling, snarling dog chained to the  
 center of the floor.  As Mr. Smith steps in, a voice from above  
 cries,  
        "Mr. Smith!  You have sinned!"  
 Saint Peter closes the door and returns to the last man waiting at  
 the entrance gate. "And you must be Mr. Brown, the filker.  We have  
 been waiting for you.  You are in room number 103.  Please follow  
 me."  When they get to room #103, Saint Peter opens the door to  
 reveal another dark, musty, gloomy room with torture equipment  
 hanging from the water dripping walls. But in the center of the room  
 stands Bo Derek.  As the filker steps in the room the voice cries  
 out,  
        "Bo Derek! You have sinned!"  
 
 A hindu, a rabbi, and an agent are traveling together and need to  
 stop for the night.  So they stop at the next farmhouse, and find  
 lodging, with the qualification that the house is only big enough for  
 two of them, and one will have to sleep in the barn.  So the hindu  
 volunteers and goes out to sleep in the barn while the agent and  
 rabbi sleep in the house. A few minutes later, however, the agent and  
 rabbi hear a knock on the door, and opening it, find the hindu who  
 protests "There is a cow in the barn.  Surely you can't expect me to  
 sleep with cattle."  So the rabbi and the agent agree that perhaps  
 the rabbi should trade places with the hindu, and the rabbi goes out.  
 Within a short time, the hindu and the agent are getting ready to go  
 to sleep, when again there is a knock on the door.  Opening the door  
 they find the rabbi protesting, "There is a pig in the barn.  Surely  
 you can't expect me to sleep with a pig!". Weary of the whole problem  
 by this time, the agent pulls the rabbi into the house, grabs a  
 blanket and heads for the barn. Almost immediately, there is a third  
 knocking at the door, and opening the door they find the pig and the  
 cow, who said,  "Surely you can't expect us to sleep with an -agent- !"  
 
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