From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: damn newsite
Date: 18 Aug 92 14:53:18 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <DJOHNSON.92Aug17113036@gutenberg.gac.edu> djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
|In article <56933@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|
|.the reason why i posted that list again was my damn newssite had not
|.seen any of your replies in like 4 days..well..i went to my
|.other site..and saw at least 10 posts revolving around the damn annoying
|.post of mine...so.....this is just an excuse to waste yet even more
|.bandwidth and curtail my enormous ego...
|
|.Jester aka flog me.....
|
|Oh, Jester!  May I?  Gosh, what an honour.  Here ya' go, [whack!!] and
|another, [phffwack!] and another [thrash].  Here, this leather is for
|pansies.  Lemme give you a few whacks with this here chain.
|
|
|  	 \      	   \    		    /
|  	  \     	    |                      /
|           \_                \  		  /
|             \  	      | 		 /
|  	      \
|        		             ___     ____
|            _______               __ \  \_   |   \
|       	    \   __ \   __        /  \ \   \_/	  \
|             \  \/ /__ \ \      / __ \ \   ___/\   \   __________
| __________   \	  __  \ \ \    / /__\ \	\  \    \   \
|               \  \/   | | |  / _____  \ \  \    \   \
|                \_____/	 | |_/_/_    \__\ \__\    \   \
|                     	/_______/	           \_  \
|               /	   /_/                       \_/
|              /
|       	     /			 |        	    \
|	    / 			 |        	     \
|	       	       	       	 |     	  	      \
|				 |     	       	       \
|
|
|Lets see that one in slow motion:
|
|
|
|       O_.   \O/
|      <|  :   |
|      /`\ :. /"\
|
|
|
| :...._O     \O/
|       |\     |
|      /'\    /"\
|
|	   \  O  /
|  	       
|       O_........
|      /|
|      /`\   / " \
|
|
|
|       O
|      <|\.      ,
|      /`\:..__ |O\ /
|
|Umm...  Want another?
|
|
|Dan aka Nasty Roman slave-drivery person.
|
|(Jos??  You alive?  I'm stealing your artistic style, buddy.  You'd
|better do something soon, or we won't need ya' no more!)

Oh yeah? Well take this for a starter then eh?

	      __
              | |_
        O     |   |_     \O
       <|>    |     |_    |>
       /`\    |_______|  /"\
        ^                 ^
	|                 |
      Danny with        Me (hero)
       just one     with two, yes *two*
    little thingy   much larger thingies

Camera? ... Action!

	      __
              | |_     O  <- me (hero) silently
        O     |   |_  /|\    climbing the stairs (hush!)
       <|>    |     |_<"\
       /`\    |_______|  \
        ^
	|
      Danny, still
      with just one
      little thingy ...


	      __     O   <- me (hero), about half way now
              | |_  /|>
        O     |   |_<"\
       <|>    |     |_\
       /`\    |_______|
        ^
	|
      We all know who he
      is by now, don't we?



	       O   <- me (hero) on top of the stairs
	      /|>
	      "|
	      _| 
              | |_ 
       \O/    |   |_
        |     |     |_
       /,\    |_______|
	^
	|
     Danny, with a terrified
     look in his eyes. note:
     his one little thingy fell off!


	       O   <- me (hero) doing what a hero has to do!
	      /|>
	   .. "|
	 ..   _| 
       . .    | |_ 
     . \O/.   |   |_
    . . |  .  |     |_
    .  /,\    |_______|
	^
	|
     Danny, speechless ...


       +-------+
       | F I N |
       +-------+



Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! You're all too kind! Thank you!

Jos aka Hero!
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