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Newsgroups: alt.society.anarchy,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Which brand(s) of anarchy?
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Date: 14 Sep 92 04:14:26 MST
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Organization: University of Arizona
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In article <BuK9pF.H1y@bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au>, Nomad writes:
> In article <1992Sep14.083156.17203@colorado.edu>, paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Atharvan) writes:
> |> In article <gunnarh.99.716452437@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
> |> >In article <1992Sep12.015816.28857@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
> |> >>From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
> |> >>Subject: Re: Which brand(s) of anarchy?
> |> >>Date: Sat, 12 Sep 92 01:58:16 GMT
> |> >>In article <1992Sep11.235439.1323@vela.acs.oakland.edu> wlee@argo.acs.oakland.edu writes:
> |> >>>At long last a newsgroup dedicated to Anarchy!
> |> >>>
> |> >[Original letter deleted]
> |> >>
> |> >>
> |> >>Oh, I see.  This is why cats have sandpaper tongues.
> |> >So, you see. That is why nerds have lawnmower songs.
> |> Slow you pee! That is why birds have sunflower tongs.
> Flow your wee! Fat is why turds have brown paper lungs.
Don't you see?? That is why surfers have lawn mower burn.
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."

"[George Bush is] the most ruthless white man in the history of the planet."
	-- Richard Ben Cramer, author of _What It Takes_
From: drw@euclid.mit.edu (Dale R. Worley)
Newsgroups: alt.society.anarchy
Subject: Re: How @ at U?
Date: 15 Sep 92 17:54:12 GMT
	<1992Sep14.142410.22058@hellgate.utah.edu>
Followup-To: alt.society.anarchy
Organization: MIT Dept. of Tetrapilotomy, Cambridge, MA, USA

In article <1992Sep14.142410.22058@hellgate.utah.edu> galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt) writes:
   An anarchist sees that the only authority a government has is its
   monopoly on violence--they have guns, jails, armies, and cops.

That is why the fundamental anarchist act is to eliminate the monopoly
on violence.

   If someone comes up to you on the street, puts a knife to your neck
   and asks for money, ...

He is, in his little way, taking the first step toward anarchy.

(OK, maybe you don't like my ideology.  Then answer the critical
question:  In a real anarchist system, who gets to use violence?
Somebody has to, since it will be needed to suppress serious crazies
and criminals.)

Dale
Xref: sparky alt.society.anarchy:45 alt.cascade:1910
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.society.anarchy,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Which brand(s) of anarchy?
Date: 15 Sep 92 18:29:19 GMT
 <1992Sep15.000404.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> <BuMCq3.7A7@bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au>
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

In article <BuMCq3.7A7@bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au>, Nomad writes:
> In article <1992Sep15.000404.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu>, f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
> |> In article <1992Sep14.234151.15802@colorado.edu>,
> |> paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Atharvan) writes:
> |> >In article <1992Sep14.221307.26002@ils.nwu.edu>,
> |> >hooker@aristotle.ils.mwu.edu ( BOB HOOKER) writes:
> |> >>In article <1992Sep14.041426.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu>,
> |> >>f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
> |> >>> 
> |> >>> In article <BuK9pF.H1y@bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au>, Nomad writes:
> |> >>> > In article <1992Sep14.083156.17203@colorado.edu>, paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Atharvan) writes:
> |> >>> > |> In article <gunnarh.99.716452437@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
> |> >>> > |> >In article <1992Sep12.015816.28857@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
> |> >>> > |> >>In article <1992Sep11.235439.1323@vela.acs.oakland.edu> wlee@argo.acs.oakland.edu writes:
> |> >>> > |> >>>At long last a newsgroup dedicated to Anarchy!
> |> >>> > |> >>>
> |> >>> > |> >[Original letter deleted]
> |> >>> > |> >>
> |> >>> > |> >>Oh, I see.  This is why cats have sandpaper tongues.
> |> >>> > |> >So, you see. That is why nerds have lawnmower songs.
> |> >>> > |> Slow you pee! That is why birds have sunflower tongs.
> |> >>> > Flow your wee! Fat is why turds have brown paper lungs.
> |> >>> Don't you see?? That is why surfers have lawn mower burn.
> |> >>Note the sea,  That is where surfers hlaf long narrow turns.
> |> >Putt the tee! That is why golfers grow soft marrow bones.
> |> Play some D! That is why footballers know soft pillow moans.
> Pay a fee! That is why capitalists get kidney stones.
Save a tree! That is why environmentalists have wooden homes.
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."

"[George Bush is] the most ruthless white man in the history of the planet."
	-- Richard Ben Cramer, author of _What It Takes_
Xref: sparky alt.society.anarchy:12 alt.config:5724
From: Michael.Linksvayer@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Michael Linksvayer)
Newsgroups: alt.society.anarchy,alt.config
Subject: Re: Anarchy as a newsgroup?
Date: 12 Sep 92 23:22:00 GMT
Followup-To: alt.society.anarchy
Organization: Extended Bulletin Board Service

[I am crossposting this to alt.config because I received a few
pieces of mail asking why I did not tell alt.config about the
newgroup. It was discussed, a few months ago. There were some
problems getting a newgroup out, hence the delay. Some people
may have forgotten or were not following alt.config at the 
time. Sorry for any confusion.]

In article <sourada.716316964@vincent2.iastate.edu> sourada@iastate.edu (Steven D Ourada) writes:
>Regardless of this, I hope actual discussions get going here, and that
>the garbage seperates itself out quickly.

I hope so too. The charter arrived at after discussion on anarchy-list
and alt.config was aimed at accomplishing this....

alt.society.anarchy     anarchist activism,future,history,theory
                        (unmoderated)

Charter:

Anarchism and anarchist societies have played an important yet
little-known role in human history. Anarchist activism and
ideas have spread at an unprecedented rate in the nineteenth
and twentieth centuries. Now, with statism in chaos and
disrepair everywhere, anarchism has great appeal for an
incredibly diverse set of people. 

Alt.society.anarchy is a forum for discussion and organization
of activism, future, history and theory relevant to anarchy and
anarchism.  Appropriate crossposting and posting of relevant
material to alt.society.anarchy is encouraged.

--
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     North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
        Technology, or the Experimental Bulletin Board Service.
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Newsgroups: alt.society.anarchy,alt.cascade,alt.non.sequitur
From: bpostow@edvac.oberlin.edu (Brian Postow)
Subject: Re: Which brand(s) of anarchy?
Organization: Oberlin College Computer Science
	<1992Sep12.015816.28857@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
	<gunnarh.99.716452437@dhhalden.no>
	<1992Sep14.083156.17203@colorado.edu>
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 04:02:52 GMT
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I am NOT repeat NOT a lurker...

but I play one on tv B-)

--
Brian Postow :: The Pasta Knight - that noodle head in shiny armour

Didn't your parents tell you not to talk to strangers?
	And I'm STRAAANGER than you are!
Newsgroups: alt.society.anarchy,alt.cascade
From: Nomad
Subject: Re: Which brand(s) of anarchy?
Organization: Sputum repository
Distribution: world,local
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 12:15:39 GMT

In article <1992Sep15.000404.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu>, f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
|> In article <1992Sep14.234151.15802@colorado.edu>,
|> paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Atharvan) writes:
|> >In article <1992Sep14.221307.26002@ils.nwu.edu>,
|> >hooker@aristotle.ils.mwu.edu ( BOB HOOKER) writes:
|> >>In article <1992Sep14.041426.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu>,
|> >>f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
|> >>> 
|> >>> In article <BuK9pF.H1y@bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au>, Nomad writes:
|> >>> > In article <1992Sep14.083156.17203@colorado.edu>, paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Atharvan) writes:
|> >>> > |> In article <gunnarh.99.716452437@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
|> >>> > |> >In article <1992Sep12.015816.28857@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
|> >>> > |> >>In article <1992Sep11.235439.1323@vela.acs.oakland.edu> wlee@argo.acs.oakland.edu writes:
|> >>> > |> >>>At long last a newsgroup dedicated to Anarchy!
|> >>> > |> >>>
|> >>> > |> >[Original letter deleted]
|> >>> > |> >>
|> >>> > |> >>
|> >>> > |> >>Oh, I see.  This is why cats have sandpaper tongues.
|> >>> > |> >So, you see. That is why nerds have lawnmower songs.
|> >>> > |> Slow you pee! That is why birds have sunflower tongs.
|> >>> > Flow your wee! Fat is why turds have brown paper lungs.
|> >>> Don't you see?? That is why surfers have lawn mower burn.
|> >>Note the sea,  That is where surfers hlaf long narrow turns.
|> >Putt the tee! That is why golfers grow soft marrow bones.
|> Play some D! That is why footballers know soft pillow moans.
Pay a fee! That is why capitalists get kidney stones.


Nomad (I am he, who are you?)
Newsgroups: alt.society.anarchy,alt.cascade,alt.non.sequitur
From: paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Atharvan)
Subject: Re: Which brand(s) of anarchy?
Organization: The Net-Anarchists of SCI, Inc.
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 08:31:56 GMT

In article <gunnarh.99.716452437@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>In article <1992Sep12.015816.28857@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>>From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
>>Subject: Re: Which brand(s) of anarchy?
>>Date: Sat, 12 Sep 92 01:58:16 GMT
>>In article <1992Sep11.235439.1323@vela.acs.oakland.edu> wlee@argo.acs.oakland.edu writes:
>>>At long last a newsgroup dedicated to Anarchy!
>>>
>[Original letter deleted]
>>
>>
>>Oh, I see.  This is why cats have sandpaper tongues.
>So, you see. That is why nerds have lawnmower songs.
Slow you pee! That is why birds have sunflower tongs.



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Newsgroups: alt.society.anarchy
From: drw@euclid.mit.edu (Dale R. Worley)
Subject: Re: Anarchy as a newsgroup?
Organization: MIT Dept. of Tetrapilotomy, Cambridge, MA, USA
	<BuGyvB.Kpq@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> <1992Sep13.224113.19381@daimi.aau.dk>
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 18:59:55 GMT

In article <1992Sep13.224113.19381@daimi.aau.dk> elascurn@daimi.aau.dk (Lars R{der Clausen) writes:
   Not really, only as long as people behave as they do now. Anarchy is not
   just everybody shooting at each other, it can be (but not yet, I'm afraid)
   a society with noone giving orders to anyone, yet there are always someone
   that do the jobs that need to be done. But as I say, so far it is utopia.

Quite true.  The unsolved problem is to come up with a practical
implementation of that idea that works in an industrial society, made
of the people born into that society (not people recruited from the
outside who already believe in the system), and which can work despite
internal disagreements about what is "right".

   I regard it as the society-type after communism, which as we can see we
   are not even ready for yet.

As they say in Russia these days, "Communism is the longest and most
painful way to get from capitalism to capitalism."

Dale

Dale Worley		Dept. of Math., MIT		drw@math.mit.edu
--
In the shopping malls, in the high school halls -- conform or be cast out!
In the basement bars, in the backs of cars -- be cool or be cast out!
-- Rush, "Subdivisions"
Newsgroups: alt.society.anarchy
From: tonyd@lclark.edu (Anthony Davis)
Subject: Re: How @ at U?
Organization: Lewis & Clark College, Portland OR
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 22:10:35 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.170032.15669@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> montas@stable.ecn.purdue.edu (Hubert J Montas) writes:
>     Buttlickers. Yes, we are buttlickers, not anarchists.
>     Or, can we be anarchists & be part of such institutions as
>     universities? Dubious.
>     Anarchy, no rule, no control = no repressive tought control
>                                  = only school of the free mind
>                                  = university not.
>     So, how can we be anarchists whilsts we are buttlickers of
>     the system, of our profs, of the cops, of our committee members,
>     of any figure of authority? How can we be anarchists in the
>     university?
>
>     H.
>

We have good disguises... we can appropriate what we need from wherever we find
it...

i make compromises sometimes so i don't die... but every time i do, i build a 
time bomb into the situation... someday, they'll all go off at once...

tonyd
From: elascurn@daimi.aau.dk (Lars R{der Clausen)
Newsgroups: alt.society.anarchy
Subject: Re: Anarchy - Iceland?
Date: 13 Sep 92 22:46:02 GMT
Organization: DAIMI: Computer Science Department, Aarhus University, Denmark

jkp@cs.HUT.FI (Jyrki Kuoppala) writes:

>Iceland was an anarchy (the only successful one I know of in history)
>from the ninth to the thirteenth century.  It then was taken over
>by the King of Norway, and eventually passed to Denmark.  If I recall
>correctly, it was not given full local autonomy back until the
>early twentieth century, and did not gain independence until WWII.

>Now, I'm not sufficiently familaiar with Danish history or Iceland's
>relation with Denmark to know at what point one can call modern
>Denmark or Iceland democratic, but I don't think that it's fair
>to characterize it as being so in the eighteenth century.

Denmark, and thus Iceland too, became democratic in 1848. Untill then it
was a kingdom, which is not very anarchic. But if you call Iceland an
anarchy, then I think you should also call several thousand native
societies around the world (more or less alive today) anarchies. But I
don't think it was, for though there was no government, there were slaves
in the families. But seen on a family-to-family level, it was an anarchy,
and fairly successfull. I like that. Anyone else that can point out some?

Yours, Lars Clausen
--
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Newsgroups: alt.society.anarchy,alt.cascade
From: hooker@aristotle.ils.mwu.edu ( BOB HOOKER)
Subject: Re: Which brand(s) of anarchy?
Organization: ILS
Distribution: world,local
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 22:13:07 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.041426.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu>,
f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
> 
> In article <BuK9pF.H1y@bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au>, Nomad writes:
> > In article <1992Sep14.083156.17203@colorado.edu>, paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Atharvan) writes:
> > |> In article <gunnarh.99.716452437@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
> > |> >In article <1992Sep12.015816.28857@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
> > |> >>From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
> > |> >>Subject: Re: Which brand(s) of anarchy?
> > |> >>Date: Sat, 12 Sep 92 01:58:16 GMT
> > |> >>In article <1992Sep11.235439.1323@vela.acs.oakland.edu> wlee@argo.acs.oakland.edu writes:
> > |> >>>At long last a newsgroup dedicated to Anarchy!
> > |> >>>
> > |> >[Original letter deleted]
> > |> >>
> > |> >>
> > |> >>Oh, I see.  This is why cats have sandpaper tongues.
> > |> >So, you see. That is why nerds have lawnmower songs.
> > |> Slow you pee! That is why birds have sunflower tongs.
> > Flow your wee! Fat is why turds have brown paper lungs.
> Don't you see?? That is why surfers have lawn mower burn.
Note the sea,  That is where surfers hlaf long narrow turns.

Newsgroups: alt.society.anarchy
From: pmetzger@snark.shearson.com (Perry E. Metzger)
Subject: Re: Anarchy as a newsgroup?
Organization: Lehman Brothers
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 21:28:48 GMT

drw@euclid.mit.edu (Dale R. Worley) writes:
>In article <1992Sep13.224113.19381@daimi.aau.dk> elascurn@daimi.aau.dk (Lars R{der Clausen) writes:
>   Not really, only as long as people behave as they do now. Anarchy is not
>   just everybody shooting at each other, it can be (but not yet, I'm afraid)
>   a society with noone giving orders to anyone, yet there are always someone
>   that do the jobs that need to be done. But as I say, so far it is utopia.
>
>Quite true.  The unsolved problem is to come up with a practical
>implementation of that idea that works in an industrial society, made
>of the people born into that society (not people recruited from the
>outside who already believe in the system), and which can work despite
>internal disagreements about what is "right".

Well the paradigm espoused by anarchocapitalist types (propertarian
anarchists, voluntarists, whatever you care to call us) doesn't depend
on good will or prior agreement -- its a stable system that provides
for arbitration of disputes, enforcement of contracts, torts, etc, all
without the use of government.

--
Perry Metzger		pmetzger@shearson.com
--
		  Just say "NO!" to death and taxes.
			 Extropian and Proud.
Newsgroups: alt.society.anarchy
From: pmetzger@snark.shearson.com (Perry E. Metzger)
Subject: who gets to use violence
Organization: Lehman Brothers
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 01:12:13 GMT

drw@euclid.mit.edu (Dale R. Worley) writes:
>(OK, maybe you don't like my ideology.  Then answer the critical
>question:  In a real anarchist system, who gets to use violence?
>Somebody has to, since it will be needed to suppress serious crazies
>and criminals.)

"Gets to" is a phrase loaded with the notion that there is someone
around to grant or deny permission to use violence. In an anarchy, no
such authority exists. What you are really asking is, "who in practice
will be able to use violence in an anarchist system without incurring
the wrath of the bulk of the population against them." In a system of
privately produced law such as I favor, private security companies
will supress "crazies and criminals", i.e. those who initiate force
against others. They will be tolerated because either through direct
or indirect contractual agreements the overwhelming bulk of the
population will have agreed to allow them to operate.
--
Perry Metzger		pmetzger@shearson.com
--
		  Just say "NO!" to death and taxes.
			 Extropian and Proud.
Newsgroups: alt.society.anarchy,alt.cascade
From: paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Atharvan)
Subject: Re: Which brand(s) of anarchy?
Organization: The Net-Anarchists of SCI, Inc.
Distribution: world,local
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 23:41:51 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.221307.26002@ils.nwu.edu> hooker@aristotle.ils.mwu.edu ( BOB HOOKER) writes:
>In article <1992Sep14.041426.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu>,
>f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>> 
>> In article <BuK9pF.H1y@bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au>, Nomad writes:
>> > In article <1992Sep14.083156.17203@colorado.edu>, paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Atharvan) writes:
>> > |> In article <gunnarh.99.716452437@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>> > |> >In article <1992Sep12.015816.28857@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>> > |> >>From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
>> > |> >>Subject: Re: Which brand(s) of anarchy?
>> > |> >>Date: Sat, 12 Sep 92 01:58:16 GMT
>> > |> >>In article <1992Sep11.235439.1323@vela.acs.oakland.edu> wlee@argo.acs.oakland.edu writes:
>> > |> >>>At long last a newsgroup dedicated to Anarchy!
>> > |> >>>
>> > |> >[Original letter deleted]
>> > |> >>
>> > |> >>
>> > |> >>Oh, I see.  This is why cats have sandpaper tongues.
>> > |> >So, you see. That is why nerds have lawnmower songs.
>> > |> Slow you pee! That is why birds have sunflower tongs.
>> > Flow your wee! Fat is why turds have brown paper lungs.
>> Don't you see?? That is why surfers have lawn mower burn.
>Note the sea,  That is where surfers hlaf long narrow turns.
Putt the tee! That is why golfers grow soft marrow bones.

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Newsgroups: alt.society.anarchy,alt.cascade
From: paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Atharvan)
Subject: Re: Which brand(s) of anarchy?
Organization: The Net-Anarchists of SCI, Inc.
Distribution: world,local
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 04:45:24 GMT

In article <1992Sep15.112919.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>In article <BuMCq3.7A7@bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au>, Nomad writes:
>> In article <1992Sep15.000404.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu>, f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>> |> In article <1992Sep14.234151.15802@colorado.edu>,
>> |> paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Atharvan) writes:
>> |> >In article <1992Sep14.221307.26002@ils.nwu.edu>,
>> |> >hooker@aristotle.ils.mwu.edu ( BOB HOOKER) writes:
>> |> >>In article <1992Sep14.041426.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu>,
>> |> >>f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>> |> >>> 
>> |> >>> In article <BuK9pF.H1y@bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au>, Nomad writes:
>> |> >>> > In article <1992Sep14.083156.17203@colorado.edu>, paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Atharvan) writes:
>> |> >>> > |> In article <gunnarh.99.716452437@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>> |> >>> > |> >In article <1992Sep12.015816.28857@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>> |> >>> > |> >>In article <1992Sep11.235439.1323@vela.acs.oakland.edu> wlee@argo.acs.oakland.edu writes:
>> |> >>> > |> >>>At long last a newsgroup dedicated to Anarchy!
>> |> >>> > |> >>>
>> |> >>> > |> >[Original letter deleted]
>> |> >>> > |> >>
>> |> >>> > |> >>Oh, I see.  This is why cats have sandpaper tongues.
>> |> >>> > |> >So, you see. That is why nerds have lawnmower songs.
>> |> >>> > |> Slow you pee! That is why birds have sunflower tongs.
>> |> >>> > Flow your wee! Fat is why turds have brown paper lungs.
>> |> >>> Don't you see?? That is why surfers have lawn mower burn.
>> |> >>Note the sea,  That is where surfers hlaf long narrow turns.
>> |> >Putt the tee! That is why golfers grow soft marrow bones.
>> |> Play some D! That is why footballers know soft pillow moans.
>> Pay a fee! That is why capitalists get kidney stones.
>Save a tree! That is why environmentalists have wooden homes.
Have a spree! That is why misers have sodden tombs.


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