HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: verwey@acs.ucalgary.ca (Mary-Ann Verwey)
Subject: Re: a gift for him
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 06:53:46 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

In article <1992Dec14.165854.15376@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>In article <92Dec12.181740.23430@acs.ucalgary.ca> lastuka@acs.ucalgary.ca (Tina Lastuka) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec10.193735.13811@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com> puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) writes:
>>
>>>

>Oh Gawd!  Not Ginger!  I suppose you will be sending her sister
>Destiny along too.... or even De'ja Vu... :-)  I could tell you
>things about her!
>
>> I am contemplating the black silk boxer shorts..
>>  but those are more for me then him!!!!  And if I could find
>>  him a wife... I'd get him one of those too!!!  :)
>
>Tina in black silk boxers.....  I wonder if my Mistress would loan me
>to you for awhile.....

MA considers it... and looks at Tina... do you wish his services
for an evening, he's well trained and ever so eager to please his
mistress :)

>rip(still waiting for his surprise...)

MA (Planning something very special for her slave for Xmas)

SNUGS

-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Rip hurt Ariel's writst *pout*...
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 23:32:31 GMT

In article <92350.171454AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET> Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
>In article <1992Dec15.185343.11175@sequent.com>, rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
>says:
>>
>>Ariel:
>>>Rip, my wrists still hurt!....okay, how are you going to make it up to me?
>>>*wicked grin*
>>Rip:
>>Well, if you didn't try to fight back so hard.... ;-)  Oh, I suppose
>>next we meet I could let you spank me...  I know you didn't want to
>>slap me 'cause I would have liked it too much, but I *really* hate
>>spankings......
>
>  And if I believed that, I'd buy the water rights in death valley.
>*smile*

Well, can't say I didn't try...  :-( Besides, I don't think you really
have it in you to hurt some one...  too cute.

>>Rip:
>>>>Grab reality by the balls, and squeeze....
>>>>                                          Tempus
>Ariel:
>>>Are you sure this isn't foreplay?
>>Rip:
>>Depends on whose reality you are grabbing!
>
>Why, does each man has his own reality?  Or is one reality like all the rest?
> *wicked grin*

Well, from what I understand, some men have a.... mmmm... shall we
say a larger sense of reality than others....

>>rip(who can't believe no one has heard of Tempus)
>He's the god of war or warfare I do believe.

No, no, no! (hey! echo's back!)  He is a character in the "Thieves'
World" series edited by Robert Aspirin.  Good stuff.  Check into it...

>>Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic
>Bizarreness is the essence of Rip.
>*giggle*
>Ariel

Why thank you!  I never considered myself exotic before... :-)
(ain't she just the cutiest thing when she giggles?)

rip
-- 
Grab reality by the balls, and squeeze...

                                        Tempus
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: lastuka@acs.ucalgary.ca (Tina Lastuka)
Subject: Re: Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 92 17:13:54 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

In article <6918@sersun1.essex.ac.uk> hendm@essex.ac.uk (HendersonThynne M) writes:

>	
>	On the subject of snow, my penpals say there is lots of snow in canada at the moment, which is annoying as im not in canada. There hasn't been snow here for a couple of years.
>	
>	**************** MERRY XMAS ****************
>	
>	Ive got an essay to do (YAWN) so im wasting time!!! :( :(
>	
>	Bye for now..............


   Hi Mark,

   Welcome to ARC!  I guess for there being lots of snow in
Canada depends on which Canadian you talk to... Since Mary-Anns
last snow entry... it has snowed in Calgary... the roads are
slick... and the drivers insane... The ski hills are open!
Fortunately Calgary is home of the Chinook... so the snow
might be gone next week!!!

   **MERRY CHRISTMAS ** May it be a white one!  :-)**

   TINA - HLO
-- 
          **********************************
          * TINA THE HAPPY LITTLE OPERATOR *      lastuka@acs.ucalgary.ca
          **********************************
From: pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Chocolate...: )
Date: 18 Dec 92 16:14:18 GMT
Reply-To: pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation

WARNING!!!
THIS POST HAS STARTED TO CROSS THE LINE FROM FLIRTING TO SOFTPORN!  IF YOU
ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DO NOT READ BEYOND THE LINE OF ASTERISKS BELOW!

********************************************************************************

(Rip and Puter -- I should have known you'd read this! :-)  )

In article <17DEC199222352350@uhdvx3>, 9999cs02@uhdvx3 (Tina Marie!) writes:
|> In article <1992Dec17.205726.17419@e2big.mko.dec.com>, pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan) writes...
|> >Having thoroughly cleaned one ear of chocolate, Sean begins a gradual migration
|> >of kisses and nibbles along TM's throat.  "Well, unfortunately {kiss} I can't
|> >E-mail out {nibble} of DEC.{gentle suction at the hollow of your throat}  The
|> >evil wizard, Admin of Sys, {kiss kiss nibble} has the mailer daemons trapped
|> >{nibble kiss nibble} inside the system.  {Long pause to remove chocolate from
|> >other ear}  I can receive E-mail, but I can't send...  {Gentle kisses around
|> >eyes to remove chocolate}  OK, now where else did that pesky sweet stuff get
|> >itself stuck?"  >;->~~~
|> > 
|> 
|> 	"MMMMMmmmmm" Tina says, quietly...."I'm not sure...but you're
|> more then welcome to look around for it", she says, hugging you close, and
|> giving you a big, deep kiss.
|> 
|> Tina Marie
|> Official TradeMark of ARC/RFA
|> 
|> "And love made death an illusion" -- Chthon, Piers Anthony

Sean gazes into your eyes, making sure you are serious about this, then reaches
for the top button of your blouse.  Gazing at what is revealed there, he states,
"Chocolate-covered cleavage...  And I thought it couldn't get any better..."
And captures your mouth for a deep, satisfying kiss, hands searching for other
traces of chocolate on your person...

--------------------
Sean Roberts, Bachelor of the Arts in Osculatology
Doing fieldwork for my Masters...
From: pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow
Date: 14 Dec 92 20:40:39 GMT
Reply-To: pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation

In article <1992Dec14.161313.12833@sequent.com>, rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
|> In article <92Dec12.005734.19386@acs.ucalgary.ca> verwey@acs.ucalgary.ca (Mary-Ann Verwey) writes:
|> >In article <1992Dec9.193919.9258@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
|> >>In article <92Dec09.114642.22032@acs.ucalgary.ca> verwey@acs.ucalgary.ca (Mary-Ann Verwey) writes:
|> >>>In article <6918@sersun1.essex.ac.uk> hendm@essex.ac.uk (HendersonThynne M) writes:
|> >>>>Hi Everyone,
|> >>>>
|> >>>>      Im new to alt.romance.chat, Im Mark from the University of Essex. I`ve been listening in for a few days and now im thinking: these seen like really great people!!!! ;) :)
|> >>>
|> >>>Hi Mark! Welcome to ARC :) This place is most definitely full of
|> >>>great and fun and special people, there are a few warped ones as
|> >>>well (grins at Rip and LF).
|> >>
|> >>Exsqueeze me?!  Just what do you mean by warped OhMistressOfMine?  And
|> >>you be careful or me and LF will pick on you again!! :-)
|> >
|> >Exactly my point OhSlaveoMine! ;) Watch what you say or I may
|> >just have to pull out the video camera :)
|> 
|> Oh goodie!!  Home movies!  Shall I make some popcorn?  I just love
|> feeding you popcorn, one carnal at a time....  butter dripping from
                            ^^^^^^
                            Hey Rip, I think your Freudian slip is showing...

|> each fluffy morsel.... >;-)
|> 
|> >Mary-Ann(Rip's Mistress)
|> >
|> >*snugs Rip!!!!!*
|> 
|> *Hug*
|> Thank you!  I worship the whip that beats me....
|> 
|> rip(MA's Slave)
|> -- 
|> Grab reality by the balls, and squeeze....
|>                                           Tempus

-----------------
Sean Roberts
"I have to post this, my mailer daemons are trapped in a pentagram..." - me
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: What a great group!!!!!
Organization: OFSA
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 17:52:14 GMT

jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter) calls:

>rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) shares: 
>>I wonder where everyone else is? No women to flirt with... :-(
>>Only your Julie - and I can't flirt with you - you keep mentioning someone
>>called Steven... wonder who he is??
>
>Oh, you mean my protector, my best friend, my main squeeze, the sexiest man
>ALIVE?


hmmm? Did someone call?

:)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter)
Subject: Re: Rosebud, a story pt. 1
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 14:20:19 GMT

psnow@cwis.unomaha.edu (Paul Snow) shares: 
>
>	"Another rose bud, how romantic!"

[wonderful story deleted]


Paul!  That was a lovely story!  I saved it until I had time to really
read it and I was very glad that I did!  So...was it the fiance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Julie Salter<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
            President, Romantic Fire Association
  Wife of the Official Fireside Sex Advisor..AKA: Steven Salter
"Look into my eyes...you will see....what you mean to me......"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>email: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
From: 9999cs02@uhdvx3 (Tina Marie!)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Chocolate...: )
Date: 18 Dec 1992 13:57 CDT
Organization: University of Houston-Downtown
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: uhdvx3.dt.uh.edu
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41A   

WARNING!!!
THIS POST HAS STARTED TO CROSS THE LINE FROM FLIRTING TO SOFTPORN!  IF YOU
ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DO NOT READ BEYOND THE LINE OF ASTERISKS BELOW!

********************************************************************************
 
In article <1992Dec18.161418.15564@e2big.mko.dec.com>, pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan) writes...
> 
>In article <17DEC199222352350@uhdvx3>, 9999cs02@uhdvx3 (Tina Marie!) writes:
>|> 
>|> 	"MMMMMmmmmm" Tina says, quietly...."I'm not sure...but you're
>|> more then welcome to look around for it", she says, hugging you close, and
>|> giving you a big, deep kiss.
> 
>Sean gazes into your eyes, making sure you are serious about this, then reaches
>for the top button of your blouse.  Gazing at what is revealed there, he states,
>"Chocolate-covered cleavage...  And I thought it couldn't get any better..."
>And captures your mouth for a deep, satisfying kiss, hands searching for other
>traces of chocolate on your person...


	Tina blushes a bit, letting her hands explore your body.  Unbuttoning
your shirt slowly, she smiles, then slips it off your shoulders.  Hugging 
you close, she feels your body heat begin to melt the chocolate...

Tina Marie
Official TradeMark of ARC/RFA

"And love made death an illusion" -- Chthon, Piers Anthony

Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 21:00:25 -0500 
From: Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: a gift for him
	<1992Dec13.075709.10319@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>

rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
> lastuka@acs.ucalgary.ca (Tina Lastuka) writes:
> >   My unsignificant other will be getting the infamous chocolate
> >  chip cookies, shortbread cookies and has put in a request for
> >  gingersnaps!  I am contemplating the black silk boxer shorts..
> >  but those are more for me then him!!!!  And if I could find
> >  him a wife... I'd get him one of those too!!!  :)
> 
> Um, Tina, if you manage to find a wife for him - 
> coiuld you let me know where to get them??
> 
> All good department stores??  :-)

Are you going to mail-order them? I think LLBean has some Wives'NHusband
for sale right now for $350.00. Maintenance Manual is not included, though.
Just order some of the right size from their friendly and helpful customer
rep at 1-800-LL-Beano.

RickI, the RoadRunner
Back from the FinalsDead.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: Did anyone see this before ?
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 18:44:08 GMT

In article <92354.101106U60703@uicvm.uic.edu> <U60703@uicvm.uic.edu> writes:
>Me a woman...and....One of the first rules of dating is NEVER go out with a
>man who is still married...NO MATTER WHAT HE SAYS......
>
>It may be just a technicality....just on paper ....over a long time ago...etc..
>It is not that the person (you in this case) is nessecarily being insincere
>about his affections or end of the marriage...the fact remains that there
>is6OCsituation that needs to be finalized...resolved...and until that is done
>through the proper channels you are not/can not be ready to move forward
>into a new partnership....esp if this woman is marriage minded....this is
>my opinion....but a lot of us women feel that way...
>
>In talking w/friends if one of us happens to mention/say "I met this really
>great guy....etc.....but he is still married legally, but he says......"...
>Instantly red flags go up...and we reply to each other"Hey!..wait..hold on.
>a minute here.".....It DOES make a difference....

yeah, but what do you do?
I have a friend who is in this situation...has been in this situation
for years...it's caused her a lot of heartache...but she LIKES it there
and is still waiting....
HELP!!!!

-bacon
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: deviass@ecf.toronto.edu (Deviasse Robert)
Subject: Puter Confesses!
Organization: University of Toronto, Engineering Computing Facility
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 20:44:47 GMT

*delurk*

puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) admits in his signature...
                                    ^^^^
> -- 
> (Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
> He has been known by many names; the Prince of Lies, the Director, Lucifer,
                                                                     ^^^^^^^
> Belial, and once, at a party, some obnoxious drunk kept calling him "Dude".
                                                                       ^^^^
> 						-- Stig's Inferno

Aha! The truth has finally came out. 
That explains quite a few things... >;-)

*enlurk*
 
-- 
/-------------------------------+---------------------------------------------\
| Robert N. Deviasse            |"The things that are not easily attained,    |
| EMAIL: g2devi@cdf.utoronto.ca |    are the things we cherish the most."     |
+-------------------------------+---------------------------------------------/
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Teach me how!
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 17:25:47 GMT

 rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) pleads to the masses...

|Oh Dear, poor Puter, he definately has the wrong idea....
|Apart from the fact that Rip and Blade will be chasing him in no time flat...
|If I was shopping with Ariel, I'd be helping *her* into the red crotchless
|panties and black stockings.....   :-)~~~~
|Could someone explain this to Puter - please!!
|And to think this man fathered me.... who told him how to do it?  :-)

	Comin' to a street corner soon...

Please help Puter learn the birdz'n'beez, the fax'o'life, the dance'o'love.

Hello. I am Callie Bruthers. Just look at this Puter. Look into his eyes.
You can see that although he has fathered a child, he is not "all-knowing"
in what he did. Such a loss, and a tragedy. Tell me that you cannot look
into his puppy-dog eyes and see the longing for knowledge, the spark of
hope that one day he will know what he has done to bring this disobedient
child into the world. 

All of your money goes straight to Puter, there are no middle hands. 
And for $1000, you will recieve pictures and home movies showing how
he is progressing. Glow in the fact that you helped put a smile on
this man's face. 

If you have no money to send, offer your own time and services. Call
today. Make that special place in your bed... er, heart for him.

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.	-- Robert Heinlein
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: a gift for him
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 92 15:43:44 GMT

In article <92Dec17.234540.32943@acs.ucalgary.ca> lastuka@acs.ucalgary.ca (Tina Lastuka) writes:

**tons deleted**

>    Well, my record for finding wives for ex-boyfriends is
>    3 for 4... and I am still working on finding a wife for
>    that forth one... so ... I keep busy scoping out women
>    for the men in my life... So, if you tell me a bit
>    about yourself... I can see what I can do for you!
>
>    I just try and find the right woman for the right
>    man... the work on them with my magic bag of tricks!

No *wonder* they call you a 'Happy Little Operator'!

rip(Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match....)
-- 
Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant
intelligence.
                -- Henrik Tikkanen
From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Da Prez iz grateful...
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 16:18:40 GMT

 jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter) wraps a bow around herself:
|ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) shares: 

|>She already recovered from that!!! That was last week. This week she
|>had a killer cold/flu thingy...poor dear. Being the doting husband I
|>skipped work so I could tend to her lovely body. Of course, she got
|>MUCH better after a few specialized medical techniques...puter?...yup,
|>it worked fine...you should have heard her!!! *smirk*
|
|THAT'S where you learned that.  Remind me to send him a HUGE Xmas bonus!
|*wink*

*wink* back. So tell me, are ya gonna just ship yourself down here
Fed XXX?

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
Just because it works doesn't mean it's right.	-- Ernest F. Cooke
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Sunday, 20 Dec 1992 09:18:32 CST
From: <U60703@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Did anyone see this before ?
 <1992Dec19.184408.26771@mtu.edu> <92354.175933U60703@uicvm.uic.edu>
 <1992Dec20.044820.27435@mtu.edu>

In article <1992Dec20.044820.27435@mtu.edu>, bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon) says:
>
>In article <92354.175933U60703@uicvm.uic.edu> <U60703@uicvm.uic.edu> writes:
>>>>In talking w/friends if one of us happens to mention/say "I met this really
>>>>great guy....etc.....but he is still married legally, but he says......"...
>>>>Instantly red flags go up...and we reply to each other"Hey!..wait..hold on.
>>>>a minute here.".....It DOES make a difference....
>>>yeah, but what do you do?
>>>HELP!!!!
>>>
>
>>
>
>(besides I have no where to move on to at this point...)
>
Boy.....burying things is not very fun.....even if you have no where to move
on to...you may want to at least give yourself a little more distance....this
way you can concentrate a bit more on Mr. Bacon....what is good for him..what
he needs to do to work at being happy :)........

Even though you may not want to distance and it will seem hurtful...it will
help you.....also....I'm not telling  you to drop her completely...don't
misunderstand...you may even tell her that  you really care for her and
seeing her sad/hurt/in no win situation is painful for you .....you say this
in loving tone of voice (of course)...and REALLY talk from heart...vs
arguing/sounding off......and tell her you need/want to be her friend....
and always will.....hmmmm...just maybe will have an  affect....but be
prepared it won't.....and take care of Mr. Bacon :)

Carole :)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Puter Confesses!
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 16:48:17 GMT

 deviass@ecf.toronto.edu (Deviasse Robert) picks out subliminal ads...

|puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) admits in his signature...
|                                    ^^^^
|> (Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
|> He has been known by many names; the Prince of Lies, the Director, Lucifer,
|                                                                     ^^^^^^^
|> Belial, and once, at a party, some obnoxious drunk kept calling him "Dude".
|                                                                       ^^^^
|> 						-- Stig's Inferno
|
|Aha! The truth has finally came out. 
|That explains quite a few things... >;-)

Ah, Mr. Robert. You MUST be mistaken. (Hand me that file so I may sharpen
my horns, please.) Me? The Devil himself? (Oh, and that brush so that I may
clean this darn tail.) Why, I simply don't understand how you could even
think such a thing. Now take this record - Pat Boone's Greatest Hits -
and play it backwards. This should set the "record" straight!

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
MICKELSON'S PRINCIPLE:
 Any small object that is accidentally dropped to the floor will hide under a
larger object.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: sheila@nx26.mik.uky.edu (shelia c kinney)
Subject: Re: FINALS WEEK
Keywords: finals
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 03:52:05 GMT

Well, I'm almost done with finals.
Actually, this is not much of a letter; I just got a neXt account and 
am absolutely amazed with the htings one can access.

    I really only wanted to see if I can do this.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: What the?
Keywords: smut
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 23:11:50 GMT

In article <92Dec16.061019.31212@acs.ucalgary.ca> verwey@acs.ucalgary.ca (Mary-Ann Verwey) writes:
>>not to sound too liberal and immoral, but what's wrong with incest?
>>as long as it's between consenting adults (and preferably no offspring
>>ensue as a result)....
>>-bacon, a libertarian of another color
>Hi Bacon :)

Hi eh?

>Hmmm I guess most consider it morally wrong... but then I always
>figure it is up to the individual what he or she wants to do and
>if it's between two consenting adults then there shouldn't be any
>problems and as you said no issue come as a result of the union.

actually, I suppose some issue COULD come of the union...again, it's
not really another person's biz. But it isn't a terribly responsible
thing to allow either. Bummer huh. Gotta love that gene thing.

>SNUGS

*duck*

-bacon the unromantic
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