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Date:         Tue, 8 Sep 1992 00:50:59 -0400
Reply-To:     "IOANNIS VELISSARAKOS ATHINA-HELLAS" <yiannis@WAM.UMD.EDU>
From:         "IOANNIS VELISSARAKOS ATHINA-HELLAS" <yiannis@WAM.UMD.EDU>
Subject:      Fasaries sthn Saxlompanania...
Comments: To: Hellas@brownvm.brown.edu

	Paidia sygnwmh kai pali alla molis twra elaba to parakatw mail
to opoio mou zhth0hke na ginei forward sth lista. ORKIZOMAI se oti
pio polytimo yparxei sthn zwh mou oti DEN TO EGRAPSA EGW. Kai ayto
einai perissotero gia ton filo mou ton Ale3h, me ton opoio mas
emple3e se peripeteies kapoios oudeteros.

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Subject: Krish sth SaxloMpanania!
To: yiannis@wam.umd.edu
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 92 20:29:25 EDT
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Apo to ypourgeio xwrotaksias, oikismou kai periballontos
tou nomou FLWROI&SIA, anakoinwthike shmera thn meshmbria
pws o peribohtos pia anymokyklwnas "Andrikos" pou prosfata
perase apo th xersonhso kai dhmiourghse terasties katastrofes,
exei twra sto energhtiko tou ena akoma thyma.  Prokeitai
gia thn talaipwrh fyllada "h mallon sthlh "Ai Mal0akiai"
tou nearou  aligatorodamastou Jimmy-Saxlompanana-Johnny
h opoia epimonws kai kapritsiws(!) talaipwrouse tous
anagnwstes megalhs se kykloforia efhmeridas sthn opoia
agnwstws men, parasitikws de, prosekolleito en agnwsth
selida...

Gia thn istoria anaferoume, oti h efhmerida auth
dhmiourgh0hke otan gnwstos aligatoras ths perioxhs
o opoios tygxanei kai maskwt topikhs kollegiakhs
omadas 0hlewn cheerleaders, paremeine "h mallon
eksexas0h nhstikos gia aprosdioristo xroniko diasthma
me apotelesma otan o damasths tou Jimmy Johhny phge
telika na ton dei, na tou epitethei kai na tou apokopsei
shmantikotato men, aperigrapto de, organo tou swmatos tou.

O damasths k. Jimmy Johnny afou argotera apekthse plastiko
antallaktiko organidio pros antikatastashn tou palaiou tou,
apefasise na ekdikh0ei oxi mono ton 0ulhko aligatora, alla
kai thn kollegiakh omada yposthrikshs tou, me to na dhmiou-
rghsei th gnwsth talaipwrh sthlo-fyllada "Ai mal0akiai"
Thn apofasin authn-tauthn den thn elabe omws para mono
otan megalos thyelokyklwnas ths perioxhs ton phre shkwto
kai ton petakse se foinikodentro opou kai ton xtyphse sth
synexeia floridiano ALEXI-kentauro.

Na shmeiwsoume akoma oti h prosfath krish sth Saxlompanania
ths perioxhs pithanon na exei megalh epiptwsh sthn
ka0hmerinh zwh olwn mas, mias kai oi katoikoi ths
perioxhs arnountai na poulhsoun ta portokalia tous se
froutoagorastes apo olh th xwra, kai anti autou ta
afhnoun na misosaphsoun kai katopin ta ektokseuoun epi
tou k. Jimmy - Saxlompanana - Johnny, me apotelesma oi times
twn esperidoportokaloeidwn ana thn xwra na exoun anebei
panw apo 200% mexri tis arxes Septembriou, enw oi times
xymou exoun petaksei sta ourania me anodo anw tou 532.79%.

H katastash auth egkymonei akoma megalliterous kindynous
twra pou o ahdiasmenos me th symperifora orismenwn
portokaloektokseutwn kyrios Jimmy - Saxlompananas- Johnny
anakoinwse pws h sthlofyllada tou me ebdomadiaia kykloforia
1 (Olografws ENA) entypo, prokeitai na anax0ei se
hmerisia - Boh0eia mas!

Apo ta grafeia boh0eias anemokyklwnothymatwn tou nomou
FLWROI&SIA


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Gia thn metafora,
yiannis
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