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From: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: COMMENTS
Date: 16 Dec 92 21:37:11 GMT
Reply-To: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Organization: UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA.

I figure I'd reply to myself:

In article <Bz3uLH.Lq4@umassd.edu>, s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
>First of all...

    First of all..there's nothing wrong with first of all...just a friendly
    start like "DEAR," OR "HELLO" OR "WHATS UP ASSHOLE"....

>    a) enough of the aka....

                You have to admit it gets kind of annoying after a while
                like anything else would

>    b) enough personal discussions and get on with the real subject..
  
                Gee..I almost forgot what this newsgroup was called...
                
     c) enough of the games..

               "enough of the games"...that's just a little quote I like to say
                it's really irrellevant (mispellin)

>    d) enough of the name callin

               I take that back....JESTER...YOURE A DORK

>    e) enough of the mispellins

                I guess the people who were quick to reply to this didn't catch
                the hidden intention..not that everybody did..just like the 
                hidden intention (not funny though) in the SPAM article..
                (LOOK CLOSELY AT THE SPAM OF I)

>    f) enough of copying the whole reply..

                Come on guys (and gals)..is it really appropriate all the time?

>    g) enough of JESTER..
>        I'm the new President..

                I never said what I was the President of...so back out..

>    h) and now for someting completely different....
>
>        -----------------------------------------------------
>
>            THE TOP TEN      Bouncy Bouncy Lingo
>
>        -----------------------------------------------------
>
>                1) oh yes!
>                2) more...more!
>                3) pardon me while I put this...
>                4) becareful with my naughty bit!
>                5) excuse me..
>                6) ..this SPAM is not too smooth..
>                7) ..umm..very good..indeed!
>                8) ..nee!...nee!...nee!...nee!
>                9) ..pardon me, but, where is your shrubbery?
>               10) (same as 9)


        This was rather dumb...I have to admit...

>-----------------
>Joe Olivier
>-----------------  
>"There's someone in my head, but it's not me"--Roger Waters

        I take this back too....temporarily...

        HOW IRONIC...SENSE OF HUMOR LACKING IN THIS NEWSGROUP???????

>
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Joe Olivier
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: scriven@ecf.toronto.edu (SCRIVEN ADAM)
Subject: Re: My brain huuuuuuuurts!!!!!......
Keywords: kjhgfkjhdvk
Organization: University of Toronto, Engineering Computing Facility
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 20:40:32 GMT

In article <Bz9x7p.EuB@news.cso.uiuc.edu> jasstev@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (stevens jason) writes:
>
>  its finals time and Mr Gumby says "Sorrrreeee....
>  My brain 'uuuuuuurts."
>
>  Good luck to those suffering with cists on their left eyelid and also trying
>  to review work and do finals.....
>
>  IF YOU FLUNK THEN YOU WILL RECEIVE A VISIT FROM.......
>  
>
>  NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION......
>  our chief weapon etc...
>
>  Stressed.
>
All these exam questions...

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition....

(trying to get something started, stress relief and all)


Adam  (scriven@ecf.utoronto.ca)


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I don't know about all this sex on television,

   I keep falling off.
   
			      -Monty Python
			      
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"used without permission from Gerard, it was his idea."
From: kstuart@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Kenneth Stuart)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Theme song
Date: 15 Dec 92 17:12:22 GMT
Reply-To: kstuart@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Kenneth Stuart)
Organization: Carderock Division, NSWC, Bethesda, MD

In alt.fan.monty-python, tendico@hubcap.clemson.edu (The Dread Pirate Wesley) writes:
>I seem to remember that the theme song to the show is some country's
>national anthem. Could someone fill me in as to which? Thanks.
>
>--
>Todd Endicott
>tendico@hubcap.clemson.edu                                       "Yow!"

.
.
.
I think that you'll discover that the theme is the "LIBERTY BELL MARCH"
of Sousa (at least, I think it is by Sousa - It could have been written
by that famous Pythoneer, Graham Philip Chapmousa!).  It goes Ta dum
de deedle dum te de te dum te dah de do, ...(EVERYBODY SING!...).

Is there SPAM on my breath??

.
.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Subject: Re: nothin' much
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 05:35:11 GMT


In a previous article, mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) says:

>>>"The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine."
>>>Does that sound paranoid to you?
>>No, but it sounds awfully familiar.......
>>*thinking a moment*
>>Oh, I've got it...Peter Tork said it on an episode of The Monkees
>>and you thought I didn't watch anything *educational*
>
>Oh, I KNOW you do...just look at what you've taught me...
>
>>Lisa aka what does this have to do with Python?
>Ratboy aka Enough, dear...enough...
Lisa aka I bet you say that to *all* the ratgirls
-- 
                  "But there are dreams that cannot be
                 and there are storms we cannot weather."
                 
                             Herber Kretzmer              
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lumberjack Song -- You're both right
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 14 Dec 92 00:39:18
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: ajohnson@ucrmath.ucr.edu's message of 12 Dec 92 06:21:33 GMTLines: 17

In article <24352@galaxy.ucr.edu> ajohnson@ucrmath.ucr.edu (aaron johnson) writes:
.There are two versions (at least) of the song.  I happen to have both.
.In one version, He says "just like my dear Mama", and at the end, the girl
.says "Oh, and I thought you were so rugged!".  In the other version he says
."Papa" and the girl says "butch!".  I have these in "And now for something

Close, but you've not quite got it.  In fact, it's all the same
version, but what is said is neither "papa" nor "mama"; the truth is,
he said "stockbroker".  You have to listen *very* carefully, and it
helps if you're head is caught between the sofa cushions.

.completely different", and in "Twenty Years of Monty Python"  oops, I just
.remembered I didn't keep the Twenty Years...oh well.
.Aaron Johnson
.ajohnson@ucrmath.ucr.edu

Dan aka Always pleased to help out
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: st923288@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Subject: horace poem
Reply-To: st923288@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 20:09:23 GMT

Horace
Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay
Horace ate himself one day.
He didn't stop to say his grace, 
He just sat down and ate his face.
"We can't have this!" his Dad declared,
"If that lad's ate, he should be shared."
But even as he spoke they saw
Horace eating more and more:
First his legs and then his thighs,
His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes...
"Stop him someone!" Mother cried
"Those eyeballs would be better fried!"
But all too lte, for they were gone,
And he had started on his dong...
"Oh! foolish child!" the father mourns
"You could have deep-fried that with prawns,
Some parsley and some tartar sauce..."
But H. was on his second course:
His liver and his lights and lung,
His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue;
"To think I raised him from the cot
And now he's going to scoff the lot!"
His mother cried: "What shall we do?
What's left won't even make a stew..."
And as she wept, her son was seen
To eat his head, his heart, his spleen.
And there he lay, a boy no more,
Just a stomach, on the floor...
None the less, since it WAS his
They ate it- that's what haggis is.

Enjoy!
with love from,
Erika "goose" Lindsay Karnell Cohen Katz
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dalton@unlv.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: How bout me
Organization: NCC 4600C USS Lynx
Distribution: alt.fan.monty-python
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 21:01:04 GMT

In article <6106@sumax.seattleu.edu> jfox@sumax.seattleu.edu (---------FOX---------) writes:
>I'm a big fan of Monty Python. I have the Holy Grail, 20 years, 10 of the
>Flying Circus half hour shows, Monty Python sings, The final Ripoff,and the
>script to the Holy grail (before the editing). So do I get a seat in you
>self-proclaimed government? Please? I've really got nothing else to do.
>
>Shadoxx
>An argument isn't just saying no it isn't.
>Yes it is.
>No it isn't!
Yes it is!!!
>

Sixtus V, Pope from 1585 to 1590 authorized a printing of the Vulgate
Bible.  Taking no chances, the pope issued a papal bull automatically
excommunicating any printer who might make an alteration in the text.
This he ordered printed at the beginning of the Bible.  He personally
examined every sheet as it came off the press.  Yet the published
Vulgate Bible contained so many errors that corrected scraps had to be
printed and pasted over them in every copy.  The result provoked wry
comments on the rather patchy papal infallibility, and Pope Sixtus had
no recourse but to order the return and destruction of every copy.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: scriven@ecf.toronto.edu (SCRIVEN ADAM)
Subject: Re: How bout me
Organization: University of Toronto, Engineering Computing Facility
Distribution: alt.fan.monty-python
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 20:47:08 GMT

In article <6106@sumax.seattleu.edu> jfox@sumax.seattleu.edu (---------FOX---------) writes:
>I'm a big fan of Monty Python. I have the Holy Grail, 20 years, 10 of the
>Flying Circus half hour shows, Monty Python sings, The final Ripoff,and the
>script to the Holy grail (before the editing). So do I get a seat in you
>self-proclaimed government? Please? I've really got nothing else to do.
>
>Shadoxx
>An argument isn't just saying no it isn't.
>Yes it is.
>No it isn't!
>
A copy of the script!!! before the editing!!! would it be too much to
ask of you to mail me a copy? please...?



Adam  (scriven@ecf.utoronto.ca)


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I don't know about all this sex on television,

   I keep falling off.
   
			      -Monty Python
			      
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"used without permission from Gerard, it was his idea."

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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: COMMENTS
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 16:11:09 GMT

hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
>>g) enough of JESTER
>oh, yes, you're right.
>jester, dear, please leave.  none of us want to hear ANYTHING more
>from you. understand?  just go away.

shay right..me go away....then who would actually posts scripts??
besides simon and eccles i mean?????....i mean..this place would
disintgrate without me....(gee..i have an ego problem...)

Jester aka ego the living universe
-- 
Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: bibroere@sus.edu.eur.nl (hallo test)
Subject: Lourens Broere
Keywords: thanks
Organization: EUR
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 10:42:15 GMT

Tim,

Thank you very much for your respons. I hope my mail has arrived!


							   Lourens Broere.
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Get fucked. Was: Re: Git (was re: Et in Arcadia ego)
Date: 21 Dec 92 00:30:53 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

rogers@ial3.jsc.nasa.gov (andy rogers) writes:

>ala American early readers:

>>        See Fuck
>>        See Fuck fuck
>>        Fuck, Fuck, fuck!!!

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck It's lovely Fuck It's wonderful Fuck ...

SHUTUP!!
bloody naked Vikings ...
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: COMMENTS
Date: 11 Dec 1992 20:03:02 GMT
Organization: ~/lib/organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamuts.tamu.edu

In article <Bz3uLH.Lq4@umassd.edu> s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
>First of all...
first of all, who are you to dictate what is done on this group?

ALT.fan.monty-python.
UNMODERATED. get the picture?

>    a) enough of the aka....
eeee...sorry it bothers you so much.
we'll ALL stop doing what we want, just to please YOU.

>    b) enough personal discussions and get on with the real subject..
please tell me what the "real subject" is.  i'm keen to guess.

>    c) enough of the games..
oh, so we're not to have any fun on alt.fan.monty-python.
yep, those, pythons, what a buncha wet blankets THEY were.  never 
having any fun at all.  nope.  no games, just SERIOUS STUFF.

>    d) enough of the name callin
i won't even ask.  

>    e) enough of the mispellins
what the hell is *your* problem? and considering you misspelt something
in the line above, you're not one to talk.  wotta joke.

>    f) enough of copying the whole reply..
yes, i admit this is rather annoying.  i *can't* copy the whole article,
my machine won't let me.  but people should cut them down, esp since
there a lot of articles on the same thread.
this is the *one* concession i will give you.

>    g) enough of JESTER
oh, yes, you're right.
jester, dear, please leave.  none of us want to hear ANYTHING more
from you. understand?  just go away.
give me a break.

>        -----------------------------------------------------
>
>            THE TOP TEN      Bouncy Bouncy Lingo
>
>        -----------------------------------------------------
right. that was fookin' hilarious.  not.  is this supposed to
be some sort of clever replacement for things we've been posting?


mr. olivier, this may be blatant flamebait you've posted, but i
don't care.  i am bloody tired of people complaining about this group.
alt. groups are anarchy.  there isn't much you can do about it.  if
something bothers you, don't read it.  or put jester in yr killfile.
i'm sure he doesn't give a wet slap what you do.

this group could be fun for the people involved, or it could be
endless quoting the *finite* material the pythons have done, and
endless requests of "could someone please post the scripts of all
the movies" and "could someone post the words of the philosopher's
song (god forbid)."

one last thing--THERE IS NO PRESIDENT OF THIS GROUP, YOU.
gina is "vice-president."  this is a joke.  she knows it.  you
are ignorant.  this is not name-calling.

leather aka whew
                

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Subject: COMMENTS
Reply-To: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Organization: UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA.
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 17:15:15 GMT

First of all...

    a) enough of the aka....
    b) enough personal discussions and get on with the real subject..
    c) enough of the games..
    d) enough of the name callin
    e) enough of the mispellins
    f) enough of copying the whole reply..
    g) enough of JESTER..
        I'm the new President..
    h) and now for someting completely different....

        -----------------------------------------------------

            THE TOP TEN      Bouncy Bouncy Lingo

        -----------------------------------------------------

                1) oh yes!
                2) more...more!
                3) pardon me while I put this...
                4) becareful with my naughty bit!
                5) excuse me..
                6) ..this SPAM is not too smooth..
                7) ..umm..very good..indeed!
                8) ..nee!...nee!...nee!...nee!
                9) ..pardon me, but, where is your shrubbery?
               10) (same as 9)

-----------------
Joe Olivier
-----------------  
"There's someone in my head, but it's not me"--Roger Waters


                
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: fishhook@sage.cc.purdue.edu (steven freeman)
Subject: Re: I aM NOT JESTER
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 22:27:38 GMT

In article <BzGxrC.CCD@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>>>i wANT tO TeLL yOu How MUcH Of A Pain It Is TYpe LikE
>>>THIs FoR PorLONgeD PerIOds oF tIME.
>>>Jester aka brightening your day with another useless post
>>You look like you're drunk on a MUD...
>
>I am not..I don't drink..ever.....
>
>>...man...I need a life...
>
>you think you need a life...........
>
>>Ratboy aka Who?
>Jester aka Gina naked in bed with her legs spread wide?
Timba, his arms wide. 
Darmak and Jilad at Tenagra.>-- 
>Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
>political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
>apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
>Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu
From: ajohnson@ucrmath.ucr.edu (aaron johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: Lumberjack Song -- You're both right
Date: 12 Dec 92 06:21:33 GMT
Organization: University of California, Riverside

There are two versions (at least) of the song.  I happen to have both.
In one version, He says "just like my dear Mama", and at the end, the girl
says "Oh, and I thought you were so rugged!".  In the other version he says
"Papa" and the girl says "butch!".  I have these in "And now for something
completely different", and in "Twenty Years of Monty Python"  oops, I just
remembered I didn't keep the Twenty Years...oh well.
Aaron Johnson
ajohnson@ucrmath.ucr.edu

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: francou@imag.fr (Laurent FRANCOU)
Subject: Holy Grail script
Organization: Bull-Imag
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 17:06:49 GMT

Hello fans

1)
I'm searching for a expert in Monty science.

Recently I have recovered the script of Holy Grail in this newsgroup and saw in the
casting :

SIR BEDEMIR : Terry Jones.

Is BEDEMIR the correct name or is it a mistake of the script maker ?

I ask this question because on my video tape of the movie, I heard sir Arthur
saying BEDEVERE, and it was subtitled "BEDEVERE" ( I'm french, so my video is
subtitled in french, logical no ?)

Thanks a lot English bedwetting types.

2) answer to an old question about newts 

Villager 3: well, she turned me into a newt.
Bedemir (or Bedevere as you want (see 1)): A newt ?
Villager 3: I got better
Villager 2: Burn her anyway !
Crowd: Burn! Burn her!
Bedemir (I SAY SEE (1) !): Quiet, Quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling wether she is a witch.
....
..

+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
 GUARD:  Yes, this time and [something] any more or we fire arrows
at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles
already!  Ha ha!
 ARTHUR:  Walk away.  Just ignore them.
 GUARD:  No, remain ??? illegitimate faced buggerfuls!  And, if you
think you got nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing
yet!  Daffy English kaniggets!  Thpppt!
				- Monty Python Holy Grail's -
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From: mlcooper@rigel.engin.umich.edu (marie l cooper)
Subject: Re: COMMENTS
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 92 04:56:18 EST
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor
Originator: mlcooper@rigel.engin.umich.edu


In article <olemo.41.724519352@dhhalden.no>, olemo@dhhalden.no (OLE-MAGNUS OLSEN) writes:
> In article <1gas5mINNb3u@tamsun.tamu.edu> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
> 
> >>First of all...
> >first of all, who are you to dictate what is done on this group?
> >
> >ALT.fan.monty-python.
> >UNMODERATED. get the picture?
> 
> alt.fan.MONTY-PYTHON.
> It's supposed to be about Monty Python, get the picture? Not akas or shit.
> 
> >>    a) enough of the aka....
> >eeee...sorry it bothers you so much.
> >we'll ALL stop doing what we want, just to please YOU.
> 
> Thank you! We're many who appreciate that!
             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
What's all this WE shit!  Has ANYone even responded that they have agreed with your posts?  I happen to think that the akas that people come up with are very 
funny and are also very MP-like.  This would be a boring newsgroup if all 
we did is talk about and rehash and quote old Monty Python sketches.  

Yes, this is a newsgroup that keeps us informed about MP but I think that it
also has introduced people that have the same sense of humor.  BYW, What the hell are YOU doing on this newsgroup?!

Marie aka I'm fed up with censorship on ALL alt.whatever groups!!

P.S.  Jester - I think that you're great!  Keep it up!
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: COMMENTS
Date: 11 Dec 92 19:09:06 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <Bz3uLH.Lq4@umassd.edu>, s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
> First of all...
> 
>     a) enough of the aka....
>     b) enough personal discussions and get on with the real subject..
>     c) enough of the games..
>     d) enough of the name callin
>     e) enough of the mispellins
>     f) enough of copying the whole reply..
>     g) enough of JESTER..
>         I'm the new President..
PARDON ME.
THank you. I hate to inform you of this, but it seems you have made a
mistake. Jester is NOT president of this newsgroup. We held an
election approximately 6 weeks to 2 months ago. None of the Above was
elected President, and I was elected Vice President. Ergo, I am in
charge of this here thingy (there, I said it!) while he/she is away. 
I will dismiss your claim of being the new president as a mistaken
misconception this time. I really would hate to call out my personal
army to attack you for attempting a hostile takeover. HOWEVER, if need
be I will take action against you in the form of beating you will a
wet noodle and nailing your head to the floor while force-feeding you
spam until you cant hold it in anymore, and then perhaps Leather will
be sent in to you, if she doesn't mind dealing with political
prisoners and all that. 

Gina aka Vice President of alt.fan.monty-python, and don't you forget
it or else!!!! 
> -----------------
> Joe Olivier
> -----------------  
> "There's someone in my head, but it's not me"--Roger Waters
> 
I got so upset I even deleted something!!!!!----Gina
>