HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 12:48:21 GMT

lou@netlink.cts.com (Louis Puccio) writes:

>pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang) writes:
>> A former lead singer of the NWOBHM band Samson was named Bruce Bruce.

>but was he at least a sprinsgteen fan?

Reminds me of the time when they scheduled Bruce Cockburn to play Ontario
Place (outdoors) just about 1000 metres from where Bruce Springsteen was
playing Exhibition Stadium (also outdoors).  Guess who drowned out who?

"Hey I'm going downtown tonight to see Bruce" "Hey, me too!"  "What seats
have you got?" "Seats?  The forum is just grass!"

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(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
A Vogon is not above a little greed and corruption in much the same way as the
ocean is not above the clouds.
From: kevin@alsvid.une.edu.au (Kevin Pollard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: REQUEST: make like a _____
Date: 23 Jul 92 12:29:26 GMT
Organization: University of New England - Northern Rivers (Lismore)

From article <1992Jul22.124246.1@opal.tufts.edu>, by gbelli@opal.tufts.edu:
> In article <BrrDH0.A2u@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, jcc41885@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Fezzik the giant) writes:
>> Hey there people! I was wondering if any of you guys had any of the
>> make like a ____ sayings at all?
>> 
>> I only know a few of them and was wondering if there were anymore.
>> 
>> If any of you people know them could you mail or post these for me?
>> A few that I know...
>> 
>> Make like a drum and beat it!
>> Make like a tree and leaf.
>> Make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here!
>> Make like a Tom and Cruise.
>> 
>> (I know I know pretty pitiful isn't it :) )
>> 
>> Thanx in advance!
>> 
>> Josh Chen
>> 
>> Jcc41885@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
>  How about:
>      Make like a preacher and get the hell out of here.
>               Gretchen 

Make like a nut and bolt.
From: kevin@alsvid.une.edu.au (Kevin Pollard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: True
Date: 22 Jul 92 04:21:23 GMT
Organization: University of New England - Northern Rivers (Lismore)

This article is not self contained.
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From: speers@opus.mcds.com (Daniel E. Speers)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Sign in Conn.
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 22:02:48 EDT
Organization: Dan's Domain, Randolph, New Jersey

  On my way back to New Jersey from Cape Cod, Mass.  I saw this
sign:

                  I-95
                Westerly

It was in R.I. on an on ramp.  Like, if you go this way, you'd
be going in a westerly direction.  Thanks RI!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com (Mark Johnson)
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Reply-To: johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com
Organization: Motorola Wireless Enterprises, Schaumburg, IL
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 21:23:52 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.221958.6623@ac.dal.ca>, mowbray@ac.dal.ca writes:
=)	I am currently in a situation where all the staff are female
=)and I am the token male......!!!!!!! Humour takes the form of anti-male
=)jokes. I would appreciate a listing of female jokes. Understand that they

The gene mapping project has isolated the gene which conveys the
capability of logical reasoning.

It's contained in the Y chromosome.
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From: caper@bnr.ca (JSmith)
Subject: Re: coming and going
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 92 18:36:11 GMT

In article <8B55NB1w164w@c-cat.UUCP> david@c-cat.UUCP (Dave) writes:
>
> tom@vexcel.com (Tom Baltzer) writes:
> > Make like a shepard and get the flock out of here.
> 
>My favorite one is..
>
>Make like a newborn and head out.
>
>david@sandr.com 

Don't know if anyone already posted these but my fav is....

Off like a pair of whore's drawers

or

Off like a herd of turtles


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: markw@cltr.uq.oz.au (Mark White)
Subject: Re: NEEDED: C to Cobol converter
Organization: Centre for Language Teaching and Research, Uni of Queensland, AUSTRALIA.
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 06:07:10 GMT

chroessl@kittyhawk.ecn.uoknor.edu (Sim Human) writes:

>Hey,
>	I am in dire need of a C to Cobol converter.  Please HELP!!!

Hey, now that IS funny........ :)
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From: kenm@array.com (Ken Murphy)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: funny similes
Date: 22 Jul 92 18:35:52 GMT
Organization: Array Microsystems, Colorado Springs, CO. USA

wix@eskimo.celestial.com (Dennis Wicks) writes:
: In article <1992Jul10.005448.1@skcla.monsanto.com> kmdela@skcla.monsanto.com writes:
: >In article <Jul07.153709.56713@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU>, wayman@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Jeffrey Wayman) writes:
: >> In article <BRgFNB3w163w@coyote.datalog.com> cobra@coyote.datalog.com (Ken Thompson) writes:
: >>>
: >>>...another favorite of mine is...
: >>> 
: >>>His brain is like a BB in a boxcar.  (as in a .177 caliber BB...)
: >>>
: >
: >The whole line is : if I shoved your brain up a gnat's ass, it would look
: >like a BB in a boxcar.
: 
:   As I remember it:
:        If your brain was expanded 10,000 times
:        and shoved up a gnat's ass
:        it would rattle around     
:        like a BB in a box car!

if your brains were gasoline ...

1) You couldn't blow your nose!

2) You wouldn't have enough to power a piss ant's go-cart halfway around
   a mole hill.

Merf

Xref: sparky rec.humor:24330 sci.geo.meteorology:2548
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana Stern)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,sci.geo.meteorology
Subject: Re: Sign in Conn.
Date: 23 Jul 92 17:29:54 GMT
Organization: NCAR/UCAR

In article <DFBcoB5w164w@opus.mcds.com>, speers@opus.mcds.com (Daniel E. Speers) writes:
 >   On my way back to New Jersey from Cape Cod, Mass.  I saw this
 > sign:
 > 
 >                   I-95
 >                 Westerly
 > 
 > It was in R.I. on an on ramp.  Like, if you go this way, you'd
 > be going in a westerly direction.  Thanks RI!

Actually, this sign was meant to confuse meteorologists.  Although most
dictionaries and common usage use the word "westerly" to mean *towards*
the west, meteorological usage dictates that "westerly" means *from*
the west.  The Wallace and Hobbs (not to be confused with Calvin and
Hobbes) introductory meteorology textbook adds the footnote, "The
student who wishes to avoid confusion is advised not to consult the 
dictionary for meanings of westerly, easterly, and so forth."

The moral of the story is:  never ask a meteorologist for directions.

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From: pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Date: 21 Jul 92 13:06:10 GMT
Reply-To: pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Organization: Columbia University

In article <1992Jul21.011852.15295@ultb.isc.rit.edu> ebp4907@ultb.isc.rit.edu (E.B. Palmer ) writes:
> If I married my current boyfriend my name would end up being Erica
>Erkkila.  Which isn't nearly as weird as the fact that if he took my
>last name he'd be Paul Palmer.  :)
>
My sister's former classmate in high school's father's name was Robert Roberts.

A former lead singer of the NWOBHM band Samson was named Bruce Bruce.

That's all I can think of.

philip
"Inside the power cage, I can feel the music call my rage
It's paranoid, first degree. It's telling me that I'm not free.
I've got heavy metal music in my blood and I like to get it to you if I could"
-Holocaust, "Heavy Metal Mania" ||||||||| pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu |||||||||
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Road signs
Date: 22 Jul 92 23:42:31 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

RE: Tampered signs...

I went to a grammer school called Quito School.  There was a sign out front
with large cement letters.  About once a year someone would remove the "o"
from the name.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: manes@tandon.com (Dane Manes)
Subject: WANTED: Happy Fun Ball post
Keywords: happy fun ball
Organization: Tandon Corporation, Moorpark, CA
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 17:38:52 GMT

Please either repost or email!

Thanks,
Dane
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre
From: rachel@riscee.pko.dec.com (Rachel Koyfman)
Subject: Re: Hick joke (Quayle)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation, Maynard MA
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 14:48:53 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.073947.28534@walter.cray.com> page@cray.com (Michael Page) writes:
>They had to shut down the 911 service to Hicktown, USA. Noone could get past
>dialing the '9'. They couldn't find the '11' (eleven).
>
>
In the (former)USSR, if your phone number were 123-4567, you would
refer to it as 
"one-hundred-twenty-three -- forty-five -- sixty-seven", and not as
"one-two-three-four-five-six-seven".  Trust me, noone would be 
looking for a forty-five key there. When I came here, I often
wondered why Americans did it the other way.  NOW I KNOW! :-)

Rachel

Disclamer: this is not intended to suggest anything about 
Americans as a whole. :-)


Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre,alt.imploding.kibo,alt.timewasters
From: ejhupper@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu (Eric Huppertz)
Subject: Need your help, Netters!
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 18:46:31 GMT
Organization: Wild Bill's Flop House, Rodeo, and Swinger's Club


Hello All,

I have this friend...his name is "Shy Shy".  Actually, his name is
Mike Scheier, but everyone calls him Shy Shy.  So anyway, his birthday
is in a few days, see and he's from Omaha, Nebraska, so we kind of
make fun of him being a hick.  So....

If you have a good hick joke, or a joke about someone who took far
too long to get out of college (like Shy Shy did), or anything
strange, send it along with a happy b-day message to:

scheier_mike@tandem.com


Most egregious thanks, fellow dementoids and dementites!
OBJOKE:  If Nadia Comanici (sp?) married Murray Head (the guy who sang
	"One Night in Bangkok"), her name would be NADIA HEAD! ba ha ha

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ratter@b8.ingr.com (Ray Ratte)
Subject: Re: JOKE
Summary: joke repost
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 18:59:45 GMT

In article <13710@auspex-gw.auspex.com>, johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
> In article <1992Jul23.174142.9209@b8.ingr.com> ratter@b8.ingr.com (Ray Ratte) writes:
> |Came across this joke in another group on the net.
> 
> [elevator joke deleted]
> 
> If you would have asked me about this joke that I posted to that other group
> I would have told you that I posted this joke a couple of weeks ago here.
> 
> I guess this isn't the first time that the same joke has been posted here
> twice.  If I see that dyxlexic anorexic joke one more time I'm going to
> puke.
> 
> -- 
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> | John Fereira            "Is that all you ever think about?"                |
> | johnf@auspex.com                                                           |
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I apologize for the repost of that joke. But I had not seen it before and

maybe some other netters hadn't either.

Ray.R
From: lsh1@Ra.MsState.Edu (Shane Hebert)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Unlucky Car Thief
Date: 24 Jul 92 14:21:31 GMT
Organization: Mississippi State University

LJ03933@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM writes:

>A couple of months ago a friend of mine loaned his car to his sister.

>Reason car left abandoned near where it was stolen... OUT OF GAS|
>The sister was supposed to put gas in but had planned on doing it
>on her way home.

A friend of mine had an anti-theft radio in his car.  One day he
walked out to his car and found a thief in his car.  The thief had
been trying to remove the radio when the radio snapped back, catching
his fingers in the process.  The thief had been sitting in the car
for about an hour when my friend found him.  The radio had pinned the
guys fingers, cutting them up, and the guy was bleeding all over the
place.  My friend went back into the building and called the cops...




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Xref: sparky rec.humor:24978 rec.humor.d:2102 talk.bizarre:24109 alt.sex:25561
From: masticol@cadenza.rutgers.edu (Steve Masticola)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,talk.bizarre,alt.sex
Subject: Re: Birthday Practical Joke (Was: Send Mail)
Date: 31 Jul 92 13:27:31 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

bobk@gibdo.engr.washington.edu (Bob) writes:

>      Tryg fortune is 39.  Suggestions are being accepted for what his
>      "shy, quietand reserved" wife should do to him when it's his turn.

Easy! Forge a post to alt.personals with ad like, "SWF cheerleader
wants to cure a computer science undergrad of his virginity; call Tryg
at 976-NERD."

smiley(X) :- smiley(X).
smiley(_).
From: wmahone@UAHCS2.CS.UAH.EDU (William Mahone, Computer Science Dept., Univ. of Alabama-Huntsville)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Thanks for sending BOFH
Date: 27 Jul 92 21:20:51 GMT

To all those who sent me BOFH series:
    Thanks! Sorry I don't have time to thank each of you personally.

Pat 

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From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: DEEPER thought
Date: 27 Jul 92 13:21:56 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

The Law of Inverse Visibility

   The immediate visibility of an object is inversely proportional
    to the importance of finding it.
From: lou@netlink.cts.com (Louis Puccio)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: re: JOKES MAILING LIST
Date: 26 Jul 92 04:28:47 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

34A6J53@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU (CHUCK WILLIAMS) writes:

> M     M  EEEEEE        TTTTTTT  OOOO    OOOO     !!
> MM   MM  E                T    O    O  O    O    !!
> M MMM M  EEEE             T    O    O  O    O    !!
> M  M  M  E                T    O    O  O    O    !!
> M     M  EEEEEE           T     OOOO    OOOO
>                                                  !!
> 
> I WANT TO BE ON THE MAILING LIST ALSO.
> 
> 
> That is if there is a list of subscribers being compiled and this isn't
> some sort of sick joke.
> 
> 
> Thanks Gazillions,
> 
> Chuck Williams, Central Michigan University
> 34a6j53@cmuvm.csv.cmich.edu


This is no joke...it'
s for real....the email list you are aout to sign on to is true...
the names have been changed to protect the innocent...i carry a badge.....


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From: lea00@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Larry Akers)
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 00:51:22 GMT
Subject: Re: names - funny
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Loveland, CO
Newsgroups: rec.humor

    A girl at my high school was named Anita Peters, she was often 
called Inita though.

But so what?  Right!  Yea.
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Free salad
Date: 28 Jul 92 00:16:59 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <Brtzzu.3q2@news.cso.uiuc.edu> iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (.I.Moscoso.) writes:
|
|why.. what'd he do?
|
|-----------------------------
|the obligatory internet joke;
|
|	two guys enter the Net

I'm afraid not. 

|	the other one walks into a bar.

I don't know his name but his face rings a bell.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pac5979@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Reply-To: pac5979@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 15:19:22 GMT

I've got one more..
Fish, Richard   (Fish Dick)
This in reply to articel 7204
From: johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: limericks (an old clean one)
Date: 21 Jul 92 18:48:02 GMT
Organization: Spectragraphics Corporation

A tutor who tooted a flute
tried to teach two young Tudors to toot.
Said the two to the tutor
"Is it harder to toot or
to tutor two Tudors to toot?"

BTW, isn't "clean limerick" an oxymoron?

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: Jokes Mailing List
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 16:11:20 GMT

Pleas add my jokes to the mai-ling list

-ara
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mekang@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (MeeEun Kang)
Subject: Re: Jokes mailing list
Organization: The Ohio State University
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 06:45:24 GMT

Add me to the jokes mailing list!
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu
Subject: Re: FuNnY NaMeS
Reply-To: chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 14:49:50 GMT

My sister knew a girl whose full name is Mundi Morning Mail. Poor kid!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jjp@dancer.uucp (24476-power)
Subject: Re: JOKES MAILING LIST
Reply-To: jjp@dancer.UUCP ()
Organization: Bellcore, Livingston, NJ
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 20:22:01 GMT


Please add me to the list also.
thanks 
jim
From: vida@mdavcr.mda.ca (Vida Morkunas)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: French Jokes
Date: 23 Jul 92 20:25:39 GMT
Organization: MacDonald Dettwiler, 13800 Commerce Parkway, Richmond, BC, Canada  V6V 2J3

In article <1992Jul21.214043.1052@pony.Ingres.COM> rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto) writes:
>them.  The stranger went up to the front door, and when the man answered,
>the stranger said, "Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq."

I don't get it.  And I speak French...





V.
Xref: sparky rec.humor:24538 alt.politics.bush:245
From: ggw@wolves.uucp (Gregory G. Woodbury)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.politics.bush
Subject: Bush's Toys
Summary: original, trite
Date: 25 Jul 92 15:12:52 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor,alt.politics.bush
Organization: Wolves Den UNIX
X-Md4-Signature: 755f481f6999588791a0747b3ae53777

An original by my wife.  (RHF rejected it!)

What is George Bush's favorite toy?



Mr. Potatoe-Head!


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: zack@thunder (Zack)
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Organization: Global Logistics Venture
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 22:26:56 GMT

  My friend works on a tech support line for a software company. She once got a  
call from Dick Balls. Someone on the net mentioned a girl named Mundi Morning  
Mail. I've met her and her name is spelled "Mundy Mourning Male". Also I found  
in a book of names- Peenie Fase, twin sisters... Ima Hogg and Ura Hogg, Irmgard  
Quapp(?) and Shanda Lear.

-Zackoid
From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lawyer Jokes Wanted
Date: 31 Jul 92 15:28:05 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

Here's one of my favorites, but I'm running late, so excuse typos plz...

A wealthy businessman needs a heart transplant.  The doctor tells him that
there are three hearts available.
   "You can have this Buddist Monk's heart for $1000.  He was a vegetarian,
and was never engaged in stressful activity.  He probably would have lived
to be 120 if it wasn't for the accident.
   "Or, you can have this triathelete's heart for $5000.  He was in excellent 
health, and probably would have broken world records at the Olympics if it
wasn't for that brain tumor.
   "Or you can have this lawyer's heart.  He drank three martinis a day,
ate steak five times a week, ran around on his wife, and never exercised.
His heart will cost you $50,000."

The businessman is perplexed.  "Why is the lawyer's heart so much more for
the lawyer's heart?"

The doctor replied, "Well, for one thing, it's never been used".

--f2
--------------------------------
  The guys nuts!  Grab'm!!


From: gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel)
Date: Mon, 20 Jul 1992 14:47:24 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: "When you were born..." (was:Re: NRA jokes)
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Loveland, CO
Newsgroups: rec.humor

In rec.humor, comptec90012@camins.camosun.bc.ca writes:

 > When you were born....
 > 
 > ...the doctor slapped your mother.
 > ...the doctor slapped the nurse to stop her from laughing.
 > ...the doctor turned you over and said, "Oh, look - twins!"
 > ...your were made the poster child for birth control.

"We did everything we could, but the kid still lived." (Rodney Dangerfield)

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