From: 890091b@ace.acadiau.ca (HEIDI JILL BURKHOLDER)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: Acadia University
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 03:31:59 GMT

In article <25836@optima.cs.arizona.edu> hogue@cs.arizona.edu (Justin C. Hogue) writes:
>From: hogue@cs.arizona.edu (Justin C. Hogue)
>Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
>Date: 4 Nov 92 23:21:51 GMT
>In article <Bx7FsD.6AJ.1@cs.cmu.edu> nickh@CS.CMU.EDU (Nick Haines) writes:
>.Randy Wong writes:
>..Daniel M Silevitch writes:
>...Steven Marcotte writes:
>....Babak Gohari writes:
>.....Tilden-Master of Illogic writes:
>......David Lutz writes:
>...... Daniel M Silevitch writes:
>........Brat Wizard writes:
>.........galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu writes:
>..........Michael Schmahl [Black-Robe Mage] writes:
>...........lairdpg@lub001.lamar.edu writes
>............22161-bunz writes:
>.............Brett G Person writes:
>..............smith@ctron.com writes:
>...............IronEagle writes:
>................Matt Welsh writes:
>.................Right! I run System V on my VIC-20!
>................Hmmmm...well, I am getting SVR4 for my HP 48SX.....
>...............HA! _I'm_ just finishing up a port of VMS for my Timex
>...............Sinclair! TopTHAT!
>..............I'm running NextStep on Atari 2600 Video Game System.
>.............Just last night I was able to get Windows to boot on my
>.............Sears PONG game.
>............I am replying to this message with my built-in VAX Mailer
>............on my Game-Boy.
>...........I fear I will not be getting news any longer...  The
>...........batteries on my calculator-watch are running out.
>..........My calculator-watch is solar...  And if I turned off the
>..........lights,  NO-ONE would be getting news...
>.........feh. I'm so slick NASA just awarded ME the TERADATA contract
>.........to run on my TV remote! They liked my proposal mainly because
>.........I'm ALSO able to shoehorn in the TEXAS SUPERCOLLIDER
>.........computations between commercials!
>........Well, well well. SSC calculations, huh. I built a system out of
>........2 inches of wire, 3 pennies and a AA battery that does realtime
>........calculations of particle vectors during the Big Bang. A
>........complete simulation of the first 2 years of the life of the
>........universe, accuarate to the theoretical limit, takes about 5 seconds.
>.......And you guys think you are so great.  I just spent the last half
>.......hour getting X11 to run on slide rule.  I am still having
>.......problems connecting it to the net around here, but I would
>.......welcome any suggestions.
>.......So what!!! I'm running Xinitrc, TWMRC, Internet, and 27 muds off
>.......of a paperclip.  Not to mention the fact that I am designing a
>......new form of television with 7000 pixiles based off a piece of
>......tissue paper.  Next!!!
>.....Man, that's baby stuff.  I'm running a particle accelerator
>.....utilizing anti- matter-matter reactions in my doorknob, and
>.....calculating everything in the fourth dimension using a single dip
>.....switch and a large glass of water.
>....Child's play, I have an old piece of cheese that is, at this very
>....moment, raytracing an actual model of the universe five hours from
>....now, while at the same time calculating the heat produced from the
>....new intel Pentium.
>...And you people think that you are hackers! I'm currently engaged in
>...project which involves simultaneous simulation of multiple
>...universes (To see what would happen if various constants change.
>...Pi=8.4 is an interesting one.) My hardware consists of a single
>...wooden pencil (no paper). With it, I can do real-time simulations of
>...2^32 universes in parallel.
>...guys are whimps!!  I've just finished converting a microwave oven into a
>..paradimensional teleportation device.  The only problem I'm having so far is
>..that my breakfast bagel keeps disappearing!!  May have to eat it raw . . .
>
>.So _that's_ why my basement is filling up with bagels. Luckily,
>.decomposing bagels are an ideal platform for running my new Usenet
>.cascade simulator. I was planning to model flatworm behaviour, but the
>.level of intelligence isn't high enough.
>>
>.Nick Haines nickh@cmu.edu
>
>Ha! I'm running a program to prove that one can indeed surpass the speed of
>light on a piece of scab from an old bycicle crash wound.  Furthermore, it 
>figured out the density of stars after they collapse into a black hole, but
>the number is too big to post here.
>--Jowfus

	Go back to playschool, pal! It won't work - I tried that when I was 
three, but clotted erythrocytes create a void which merely pulls in the 
surrounding energy released by the decomposition. This only makes it 
_appear_ to occur at the speed of light. Also, the so called "black hole" 
you wasted your time studying was one of the rye bagels in Nick's basement! 
Sorry! why don't you try connecting your system to a cat hair - the static 
amplifies your signal so that you only need one of the fleas to act as your 
energy source. (It comes with the cat and can jump real high.) After you're 
through with that elementary experiment, I'll let you have the blue Play-Doh 
you've been whining about. Oh - don't forget your buddy - daycares hate to 
be sued when they lose one of the babies!
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