HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dreese@willamette.edu (Daniel L. Reese)
Subject: Re: Joke for you 10 percenters
Organization: Willamette University, Salem OR
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 07:34:41 GMT

>It took the British three weeks to deploy troops into the Falklands. 
>The U.S. had troops in staging in Saudi Arabia within 48 hours of the
>invasion of Kuwait.  By the time you limeys get your sorry assed army in
>motion, America has already done the job and gotten the glory.
>
That's because the US gov't made protection treaties with the Saudis as
really as 1945.  The reason the U.S troops were in Saudi Arabia in 48 hrs
was because they had bases waiting for them.

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rjr004@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: Perot In '96 (Was Re: Test the flame)
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 05:38:22 GMT


In article <1geg01INNcmc@gemini.ksu.ksu.edu>, cress@gemini.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress) writes:
> 
> In article <Bz5JzF.72K@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>, jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>>In <1992Dec10.171332.1389@nrtpa038.bnr.ca> Sparky writes:
>>>In article <1992Dec10.003426.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov
>>>(Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>>>>In article <exuptr.279.723769228@exu.ericsson.se>, exuptr@exu.ericsson.se
>>>(Patrick Taylor) writes:
>>>>>  PEROT IN '96!
>>>>Perot in '96? Are you sure? What about the burning Los Angeles?!?!?
>>>Michele, you ignorant slut.  What the FUCK are you talking about?  What does
>>>H. Ross Perot have to do with the burning of Los Angeles?
>>
>>No, I think that's a very *good* question.  Just where *was* Perot when
>>Los Angeles burned, hmmm?
>>
> Who gives a shit, he's a loser.
> 
> Garrett

   Fuck you, you are the loser.  Even the "winner" Slick Willy only got 4 out
of 10 votes.  Not even a majority...

President Hillery and Bill will lose after they fuck up...


Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.flame
From: srmartin@vela.acs.oakland.edu (MARTIN SCOTT R)
Subject: Re: Michelle the girly man wop
Organization: Oakland University, Rochester MI.
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 03:25:04 GMT

In article <kspousta.724541768@qualcom> kspousta@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Kevin Spousta) writes:
>srmartin@vela.acs.oakland.edu (MARTIN SCOTT R) writes:
>
>>  Michelle, I have been reading this thread for a while and I can't believe you
>>are such a pathetic loser.  I have always believed that Polacks are the
>>stupidest people on the planet, but a week of reading your posts has convinced
>>me that wops are infinitely stupider.
>
>I'd be interested to know YOUR ethnic background..
>
>


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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson)
Subject: Re: 1st Class or 3rd Class ???
Organization: Dept. of Scientific Computing, Uppsala Univ.
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 12:56:03 GMT

Kevin Walsh (kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk) wrote:
: 
: Maybe you should get a net.clue before posting here.
: 

Oh, yes, but who sells them? I remeber having
seen someone who, repeatedly, ad nauseaum, claims
to do so. Shame I can't remember his name, only 
that his postings were even more stinking than
his .sig, which, I guess, is about the
most pejorative judgement an incoherent stream
of bullshit can get.

/Par

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama)
Subject: Re: British Empire Loyalists
Followup-To: news.net-cops.kevin-darcy
Organization: The World @ Software Tool & Die
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 05:13:09 GMT

In article <1ggleoINNbfq@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
>I see we're going to flame all threads that I am in.  

Ah, what's the matter, Liz?  Can't you handle a few flames? 

>So successful that Canadian patients come to the US to get surgery

And your proof for this is what?

>Can you say "kill file"?  

Far better than you can, obviously.


---------------
Ah!  First it was a request that we assume no credentials.  Now we are
supposed to assume no *formal* credentials.  Next we are to assume that
Kevin is always right.
				-- q@access.digex.com (The Omnipotent)
				<1992Jan9.091839.6345@access.digex.com>
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Too many Deep Thoughts...
Date: 15 Dec 92 17:38:16 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <1992Dec13.181236.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:

>ARGGGGGHHHHHH! What the fuck is happening?!? What the hell am I doing?!?
>I came here to have fun, to inform everybody about how to be MACHO, about 
>the DELIGHTS of life, and now I am speaking again about Politics?!? FUCK 
>THE WORLWIDE FUCKING GOVERNMENTS!!! I am *anarchist*, why the fucking shit do I 
>have to care about that?!? In a NET?!? In alt.flame?!? Nope. I am tired. 
>I need to feel stupid sometime (you know guys, to be a scientist at Fermi 
>is a lot of stress...), and I wanted to be stupid here! So, Patricia, If 
>you wanna think that I am an Idiot, ok, that's up to you (but, belive me 
>honey, you loose somethin), Beattlejuice, sorry if I started to be BOORRIIINNG,
>(you know, shit happens), americans, YES, I am stealing your money, I do not do 
>any shit at Fermilab! (do you fell better, now, guys?!?), Little Lady, what is 
>your telephone number? Just curious.... Tep, fuck youself, go to the 
>kitchen, make the dinner and than go to sleep, that your girlfriend has 
>something better to do, like to go out with the friends (he, he, he, he. It 
>was really funny!), Kevin Walsh, have a suicide, Colombo? Columbus? Yes, 
>maybe Colombo has been a better policeman than Columbus, maybe the earth 
>was not flat, it was a cube, WHO GIVES A SHIT anymore? K E N, I suggest again 
>to you, go back to the CLINIC! JagDeep, Piss off Walsh as much as you can,
>Sparky, Piss off JagDeep, Par, Maybe my name is funny, but your name is 
>ugly, it remember me the PARticles, and everybody else FUCK!
>Nationalism can be fun (that was the time when I came here), international 
>politics is BORING, the blacks are going to kick your ass, and Last but not 
>Least: Why don't we organize a *BIG* international orgy?!? Just for fun, 
>to appreciate the *good* race and nation differences (GAYS are *not* 
>welcome)!!! I bring my ex-italian girlfriend, (no fat, no mustache, double-D,
>small but cute) and everybody else (but the girls...) bring somebody of 
>the OPPOSITE sex!

Just say NO to drugs.
 ----------------------!!! H A P P Y   H O L I D A Y S !!!-------------------
 ObQuotes:
 "Igornance and prejudice, confident their ways are best..."
 "Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand..."

  - Patrick Taylor, Ericsson Network Systems
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From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: A Boy and His Dick
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 10:21:07 GMT
 <1126@dsbc.icl.co.uk> <6831@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
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In article <6831@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca>, Stephen King writes:

> reading alt.flame. The Phantom, on the other hand, apparently has no dick
> at all.

Now now Stephen, that is hardly fair.  It is so obvious that he
has no dick that it is 'too easy' to pick on him for that genetic
defect.

Point out his fetish for lutefisk instead. That ought to get him
worried.

Dac
--
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
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From: 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: MAUCL@CSV.WARWICK.MORON.BRITISH.HOMOS
Date: 11 Dec 92 20:10:06 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

Just a quick note. 

Is it just me or are there two people on the Mr. J S Graley account?

This must mean it takes two morons in Britain to come up with one
posting! Simple math, half a brain plus half a brain equals a whole
brain! Everyone needs a whole brain to post such articles on this
newsgroup. 

In case you two homosexual lovers (Johnathan(sp?) and Mr. J S 'HOMOSEX'
Graley) where wondering, yes I do have a whole brain. 

JEFF WITTY
A.K.A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, U.S. ARMY 
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Lazy Italians
Date: 16 Dec 92 00:20:04 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <1992Dec15.150127.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>In article <1152@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:

>> You are a lazy "man," Michelle; why not get back to work.  Just to put
>> you right on a point... You already write things that few people can
>> understand - and you DO seem to spend a lot of energy for nothing.
>> 

>Maybe I spend energy for nothing. But you spend energy to proove to the 
>people that you are an idiot.
>        Michele

It's well spent.  It's working.
 ----------------------!!! H A P P Y   H O L I D A Y S !!!-------------------
 ObQuotes:
 "Igornance and prejudice, confident their ways are best..."
 "Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand..."

  - Patrick Taylor, Ericsson Network Systems
    exuptr@exu.ericsson.se                    "Don't let the .se fool you"
    Visit the SOUNDING BOARD BBS 214-596-2915, a Wildcat! BBS
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: HAVE : Beans  WANT : Farts
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 00:28:00 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.155719.1@jaguar.uofs.edu> jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
>> I need 200 million bullets for my 9mm Beretta.
>> Reward : Total annihilation of the US continent.
>
>Have: Beans  Want: gas
>
>I think all 200, million of us Americans should have a big bean eating festival
>and then blow all 39 Swedes off the planet or at least gas them to death in one 
>giant FART!  It's a plan!  Petition your Senator!
>
>				TROLL of AMERICA

Are you humbly suggesting that I'm a swede ? You know, this is
one of the first postings I see from you. And they were right,
you're a clueless motherfucker hated even by your fellow citizens.
Learn to decipher mailing addresses, heliumhead.

BTW, TROLLS are norwegian creatures.
From: 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: HAVE : GUN --- WANT : BULLETS
Date: 18 Dec 92 20:16:48 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <1992Dec18.160416.19223@alchemy.chem.utoronto.ca>, mbrownel@alchemy.chem.utoronto.ca (Mark Brownell) writes:
>>>Hey, Jeff! Whatcha gonna do when Clinton pulls the plug on *you*!
> 
> Mr. Twitty replies,
> 
>>Well, I'll adapt. Just like any other soldier would. No big deal.
> 
> 
> Good idea, Jeff. Maybe you and your good ol' bud Ollie North can
> set up a nice little gun-running operation to your favourite
> wacko, fundamentalist foreign government. Or sell your killing
> skills to the highest bidder; catch a sucking chest wound and die
> in some filthy Angolan fox-hole. 

First of all, i don't really know Ollie North to favor his views, second,
look who is talking about governments! Yours is the laughing stock of the
United Nations. Go kill a polar bear or something you little fuck.   
> 
> But I have a funny feeling you'll be just another pathetic
> ex-soldier - bitter that your country has abandoned you - out of
> work - depressed. Then one day, when life is just too much to
> bear, you'll slap some grease-paint on your face, get your
> "M16A1/A2 with gernade launching mount" and off a few dozen
> people at the local McDonalds. 
> 
Nah, actually i'll retire after serving faithfully for 20 years as an officer.
I'll be a successful Architect and be making more money than you can immagine,
designing for the government. Then one day you'll read about me donating 
millions to your pitiful government and you'll think to yourself, "God? Why am
I such a loser?" From there an eskimo will ransack your little  cardboard box,
steeling your prize collection of cockroaches. You'll wander around the woods
in search of food till a mountain lion comes to kill you and eat you.
Have a nice life :-)

> BTW what is a "gernade" anyway?   

Sorry, your military isn't as advanced as ours, let me explane. 
A gernade is a hand held throwable explosive. The kind that are used in
the M203 are slightly modified so they can be fired at a greater distance.
Dunce.
>                                                                 
>>> :-P
> 
>>  ^^--Mark licking his lips wanting to taste dick.
> 
>        Actually Jeff, I'd prefer my Momma's hairy clam. SLURP! :-P Yum!
>        Raw like sushi, Jeff! (but I bet you knew that already)

Ha! well, I prefer not to touch your mom's smelly snatch. Might get some
kinda VD.
>                                    
>        >JEFF WITTY
>        >A.K.A. THE SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, US ARMY
>        
>        "JEFF TWITTY. Even the jungle wanted him dead."

Funny, I heard your folks say the same thing about you.
>        
>        Mark B. :-P (slurp! Mmm!)                                         
                 ^^^---------------Once again, I introduce, the cocksucker.
JEFF WITTY
A.K.A. THE SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, US ARMY
From: cress@sam.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Perot In '96 (Was Re: Test the flame)
Date: 13 Dec 1992 18:47:30 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: sam.ksu.ksu.edu


In article <1992Dec13.014939.1@fnala.fnal.gov>, dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:

>
>Ok, well, fine. SO?!? What do *you* think about the riots? He's a looser, 
>*who* will be your winner? BUSH?!?!?!? I hope not. You are american, right? 
>So you DO give a shit about your country, I belive. I am not 
>american, right. But I did start this flame. I was *upset* when I was in 
>Italy and I saw what was happening here. It was something *strong* for me.
>It seemed to me that something was going to happen here. And it did not. 
>Not yet. But, are we sure that those people do not feel VERY bad in this 
>country?!? I spoke with blacks, and they told me that they not feel to be 
>americans. I heard the RAP songs. I saw the riots on television. Who is 
>going to change that? Do the american people think about that? 
>That's what I would like to know. America is rich. But, for much less we 
>had the Red Brigates on Italy. What about the "Black Power"? Just curious.
>
>	Michele
>
I think the riots were a terrible thing.  I can feel for the people that
were outraged at the decision with the LAPD, but I also feel that many of
the people that participated in the riots didn't really even know the real
reason they were rioting.  They were just using it as an excuse to steal
as much stuff as they could without getting caught.  
Of course I would like to say if people sat down and talked we could resolve
the problem, but unfortunately that isn't reality.  There is too much
bitterness. There will always be racism, but there are better ways to deal
with it than a violent act because that will just reinforce the stereotypes
people have of each other.

There's nothing wrong with blacks and the Afrocentrist movement.  The
'black power' movement is a crock though.  All that is is promoting the
kill whities attitude.

Garrett

P.S.  Yes I voted for Bush, but it's a mute point now, isn't it?
From: 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: USA Chicks
Date: 18 Dec 92 17:46:34 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <1992Dec18.105931.22552@physchem.ox.ac.uk>, mark@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Mark) writes:
> 
> In article <1992Dec16.125643.13095@bsu-ucs>, 00dclefevre@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>> In article <1992Dec15.235209.18141@ncmicro.lonestar.org>, ltf@ncmicro.lonestar.org (Lance Franklin) writes:


[Ignorant bull shit from JORN the cocksucker deleted]                    
> 
> Fuck you, dick head.  My missis is British, and I aint seen any American that
> I would rather screw (plenty I would screw, but non csn beet my missis).

Should you be talking about your mom like that?

> 
> She aint at all slutty, but is very arousing.  Sam Fox cant be taken as the
> average British girl, she is just a girl with big tits who makes the most out
> of them.

Yeah, she shaves too.
> 
> The arveage Brit will not get their tits out so casually, like the
> Americans.
> 

Hint for you Mark: Tits are wonderful! Lick em' Suck em' Fuck em'!
Then shave down your gorilla British Bitch.
>                    
> -- 
> Mark 
JEFF WITTY
A.K.A. THE SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, US ARMY              
(And an American woman lover! Once you've had an American, you'll never
go back to Brits again.)
From: kmr4@po.CWRU.edu (Keith M. Ryan)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: HAVE : GUN --- WANT : BULLETS
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 15:52:33 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University
NNTP-Posting-Host: b64635.student.cwru.edu

In article <1992Dec17.071315.13124@bsu-ucs> 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>>>I need 200 million bullets for my 9mm Beretta.
>
>Oh! The famous Norway Beretta! I'm so affraid! Listen up dick sucker, M-16A2
>and the Russian AK-47 are the most powerful one man weapons in the world.

	M-16A2? AK-47? The most powerful one man weapons? Your dead wrong.
The AK-47 is horribley inaccurate compared to other assault rifles. And, the
M-16, well, its a piece of crap too. I'll take a Bulpit or a FAL any day.



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			* * Is still  the Truth * *   
		        * * Even If  You Choose * *   
			* *     To Ignore it.   * *  
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From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: 1st Class or 3rd Class ???
Date: 14 Dec 92 18:46:24 GMT
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA

In article <jorngh.185.724281052@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
> The Phantom whines ...
>>JORN! Your tremendous intellect JORN! Your an idiot JORN! I amend my original
>>accousation: "Cretin 3rd class".
> 
> Are you stupid ? Are you Stupid ? Are you stupid ? Do you have
> a clue of what you're writing ?
> 
> What'd you choose if you had to :
> 
> Cretin 1st class or Cretin 3rd class ?
> 
> I'd choose 3rd class, don't know about you but your IQ sucks rocks ...

Oh. Absolutly a beautifully constructed arguement JORN. How on Earth did you
come up with such a retort... "your IQ sucks rocksss" I love how you ended that
NOT with a period, but with three... leaving a sense of mystery in the readers
mind... I LOVE how you have managed to admit that in fact you ARE a cretin and
are deciding at what LEVEL you are a cretin. Try looking up the word JORN.

--The Phantom 
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: Phantom plays with matches and burns himself
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 21:02:05 GMT

In article <1992Dec12.215847.14706@vlsi.polymtl.ca>, d40937@leibnitz (Jean Yves Desbiens) writes:
> he says that I am French, so I have to conclude
> that he is a second class twit of British origin. 

Actually FrenchWannabe, I have roots in Africa. Now, would you care to call me
a dumb nigger? You fucking stereotypical asshole. Because I can write I have to
have European ancestery? I have some friends in Detroit that would like to talk
with you...

--The Phantom
From: liz@realsoon.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: JORN the Beatmaster
Date: 12 Dec 1992 07:44:48 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: realsoon.wpi.edu

In article <1gbpobINNq4@conquest.ksu.ksu.edu> cress@conquest.ksu.ksu.edu 
(Garrett C Cress) writes:
>Sure I supported the troops, dickweed.  What do you think I am
>some kinda communist or something?

Uh, yeah.  And everyone who did not support the "police action" in Vietnam
is a commie pinko too, right?

Eat hot flaming death, you ignorant fuck.  

						--Liz

--
deal with it, pink boy
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.flame
From: rlshuck@expert.cc.purdue.edu (Robert L. Shuck)
Subject: Re: j: Another acronym and followup to: Re: Joke for you 10 percenters
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 23:50:25 GMT

In article <Bz02LD.Iyp@cck.coventry.ac.uk> ech005@cch.coventry.ac.uk (CR Willis) writes:
>
>    OK OK  , I'm in 
>    the US  
>    and seeing as it's already got the UK fuckt.
>     
 I wish to make a special plea for all Americans who think that they
are missing out on something in the United Kingdom,England,or Britain.
I lived in the bloody country for two and a half years (Suffolk to be precise)
and it was quite an experience:

1)  They have four broadcast channels (BBC1,BBC2,ITV, and something else,sorry)
2)  Everything is twice as expensive (The pound/dollar rate sucks)
3)  Everything is twice as crowded
4)  Cable TV is practically nonexistent (maybe it was just East Anglia?)
5)  They tend to be a tad bit big-headed,but that is okay because so are we.
6)  They don't speak English very well
7)  They have to wear funny costumes to school
    (Imagine having to wear a suit to first grade)
8)  Some people are born better than others (ie,the royal family)
9)  Everything is really old.  They don't believe in tearing things down.
10)  Their cars are really small (unlike the YANK TANKS)
11)  Their highways are fine but the rest of the roads can only fit one car.
12)  It rains a hell of alot
13)  It is really foggy alot too (that is not a stereotype...it is true!)
14)  Their zip codes have letters in them
15)  They call their yard "the garden" and their trash..."the yard"
16)  They kiss funny (why do they look like their licking each other???,maybe
     I just had a bad experience (or a good one?!)
17)  You are never far from America
     a)McDonald's
     b)Coca-Cola
     c)Taco Bell
     d) Snickers
     e) M&M's
     f) Kentucky Fried Chicken
     g)Levi's (very expensive over there)
18)  They call their money quid as in squid.
19)  Their pound coins (like a silver dollar) are very,very dense.
20)  Their money (bills) grow larger and change color with the increase
     in denomination and have this really cheesy silver strip going down
     the side of it.
21)  How would you like to be called a bloak (or is it bloke?)?
22)  Why is everything so "bloody?"


The USA is the place to be...believe me.  There is nothing in the world
like North Dakota to call home.

Thank you.  

PS-America don't listen to the Brits (they are full of it)
  -Britain don't listen to the Yanks (they are full of it)