From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: get the rat
Date: 7 Oct 92 19:54:22 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

(Gina at WKU) states:

In article <1992Oct7.064659.20069@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>(Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}>Silly person.  There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless
>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}I object!  Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>on the street......
>>>>>>>>>>>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>>>>>>>>>>>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>>>>>>>>>>>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>}Well I could just give you this balm. <chomp> <chomp> <chomp>
>>>>>>>>>>>well sh*t simon..get nasty and bloodthirsty on me....
>>>>>>>>>If simon is bloodthirsty, does that also mean that
>>>>>>>>>he is nasty?  I just don't follow your line
>>>>>>>>>of thinking, young man!  Do you have a license to
>>>>>>>>>use these nonlinear progressions?  Hmmm?
>>>>>>>>Um... I don't have a licence, but I DO have this 'ere CHAINSAW!!!!!!
>>>>>>>'Allo, Miss.  'Ave you got a license for 'at chainsawr??
>>>>>>Nope. You wanna argue with me?
>>>>>>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <thump>
>>>>>><rollrollrollroll> <KICK!> <splat>
>>>>>>Obviously not.
>>>>>>(And take your nose off my shoe.)
>>>>>Well get your shoe of my eye!
>>>> *mph* Ok, but onl*mph* if I get t*mph* take my foo*mmmph* out of my mouth.
> Now that's talent! 
> 
>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  post the plans if there intres
>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>>>>>>>>>>>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>>>>>>>>>>>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>>>>>>>>>>>}Um... James?
>>>>>>>>>>>I fixed the post so well,  that I deleted poor james....
>>>>>>>>>Oh shame, Oh shame!!!!
>>>>>>>>No it's not. He deserved it.
>>>>>>>I'm baaaa-aaack!
>>>>>>Your back?
>>>>>>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <scrape>
>>>>>><sewsewsewsew> <pin>
>>>>>>That... wot a lovely cloak. Thank you.
>>>>>What is that? Ratfur? EEEEEEEECK!
>>>> It was the only thing left wot we 'ad available to graft.
> Someone say raft? No thanks. I'll stand here in the water... 
> 
>>>>>>>>>>>Chris aka OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoh cheeky devil!!!
>>>>>>>>>><deep, meaningful, thought-provoking penmanship fed to my battery llama>
>>>>>>>>>You have a battery powered llama?
>>>>>>>>>You must be the envy of every housewife.
>>>>>>>>>Dave smurf I had a llama named peter once.
>>>>>>>>Well that was stipud now, wasn't it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>What? Oh sorry. This is argument. You want abuse down the hall.
>>>>>>>><slam>
>>>>>>>No I don't.
>>>>>>Well do you want your fingers then? I caught them in the door when I
>>>>>>slammed it.
>>>>>Nope. Just me nose...with a shoeprint on it.
>>>> Don't look now, but there be fingers just beneath that shoeprint.
> Well get them out of me nose!
> 
>>>>>>mnSio... the Regurgitated Guts of a.f.m-p
>>>>>Ratboy... C'mon Simon...Scream Bloody Gore for me...
>>>> Meetch... Oh come on!  Just one *little* after-dinner mint...
>>>
>>>I thought people had something besides mints after dinner. Or was
>>>that supposed to be before breakfast? Or after the midnight snack? Or
>>>was it the midnight snack....
>>Chris aka Stop that rambling and get that suit on!  You're due at the funeral
>>in ten minutes!
> Ratboy aka But I'm not dead yet!
> 
We can fix that. I mean, after last night, I thought surely you were
gone....