From: chrisl@predator.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sorry I missed it (Roadkill)
Keywords: Roadkill, chili, performance art
Date: 2 Oct 92 18:46:28 GMT
Organization: CARASSO ANONYMOUS

In article <5249@balrog.ctron.com>, mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
|> have won a prize, because it is more performance art than culinary masterpiece*.
|> 
|>  _____________________________________ 
|> | New Hampshire Roadkill Possum Chili |
|> |                                     |_______________________________________
|> |Ingredients:                                                                |
|> |  4 cans of Hormel Chili (2 hot, 2 chunky)				     |
|> |  1 chicken carcass (optional; adds a little texture and danger)            |
|> |									     |
|> |Empty the chili into a large microwavable cooking dish, making sure to      |
|> |scrape out all the greasy stuff stuck to the side of the can.               |
|> |									     |
|> |Boil the chicken carcass until the bones start to fall apart.  Select       | 
|> |several medium size bones (wings are best) and separate.                    |
|> |									     |
|> |Fold the chicken bones into the chili.					     |  
|> |									     |
|> |Microwave the chili for 6 minutes on high. (Usual nonsense about 700 watt   |
|> |oven deleted).								     |
|> |              								     |
|> |Serve to a friend.							     |
|> | 									     |
|> |Stand clear.								     |
|> |									     |
|> |When the friend finds a bone (quickly, before he or she can choke on it),   |
|> |ask "So, how do you like New Hampshire Roadkill 'Possum Chili?"             |
|> |									     |
|> |Run.									     |
|> |									     |
|> |* For extra fun, get an accomplice to video tape, and submit the result     |
|> |  to _America's Stupidest People_.   					     |
|> |____________________________________________________________________________|


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