HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: one line bio
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 03:41:47 GMT

>Mark "Has aliased 'more' to 'm'" Lippert 

alias a alias

a m mail

a mroe more
a moer more
a meor more
a mreo more
a mero more

a mkae make
a mkea make
a maek make
a meak make
a meka make

Laziness as art.  But, you should see me use someone else's account.
--
kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak)
Subject: Re: Finger                                  
Originator: news@ernie.Princeton.EDU
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 08:59:34 GMT

In article <memo.520116@cix.compulink.co.uk> dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk writes:
}
}My finger went straight through the paper this morning.
}
}Don't you just hate it when that happens?


Not really. Having your finger stuck up your ass should keep you out
of trouble for a good 2-3 weeks, so we'll __all_ benefit.


                     greg
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: DONT CROSS POST TO TALK.BIZARRE
Date: 26 Jul 92 23:26:45 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Larry "Larry line feed" Jewell writes:

>Giggle.

>Yeah, right.

Reading this I am reminded of the immortal words of Starcap'n Ra:     

                       "Fuck off, geek."

rp -- recycling the classics.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: andsol@is.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Subject: Memories From Home
Organization: Rice University
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 05:55:23 GMT

When I close my eyes, it's as if it was just yesterday....

The smell of horse flesh roasting over an open fire....The war cries of the
Cree, frustrated at the defilement of their holy burial grounds....The heady
odors of the kichen -- tarragon, garlic, fresh onion, cordite....In the
background -- the twins watching "CHiPs" reruns....Grandma's long, grey hair,
streaming out from beneath her aviator helmet....Mother pauses to flash me
a weary smile, but these lenses *must* be ground by noon....Sunday School
lessons out by the tar pit....That big family reunion! I still get a warm
feeling on Flag Day....There's a lynching in town, but we can't go unless
we milk the cows first....Early morning chores -- hosing down the geese....
The whip cracks, and we heave. This will surely be the greatest Pyramid....
Jim's letters arrive from the front every week -- damn this war, and all
Swedes!....Ice fishing; Grandpa falls through the hole. We laugh....Ah!
Listen! The dinner claxxon!....Mom's apple pie -- "Pass the salsa, please?"
....The beehives! No honey, but oh, the heavenly stings....Jim's dead, and
Momma just won't stop welding....The roar of mighty Triceratops, duelling his
many-fanged foe to the death....And through it all, my best friend and
companion, Rover, would be there to lick my face and help weather the storm.

<sigh> A boy and his manatee....

-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Welcome.
Date: 28 Jul 92 22:51:25 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,sci.psychology,misc.test,alt.newbie,alt.test,alt.misc
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>>Welcome to talk.bizarre, where schizophrenia runs rampant.
>No it doesn't.
Yes it does.
From: djd33237@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Denny d'Alelio )
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Patheitc Abortion whining (was Re: BUSH)
Date: 28 Jul 92 16:25:58 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

alchemy@cs1.bradley.edu (verb dog) writes:

>Dougie Holtsinger's true calling:


>Acme Abortion Clinic

>"No fetus can eat us!"
From: sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: one line bio
Date: 22 Jul 92 17:14:30 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

In article <1992Jul21.224743.1@msscc.med.utah.edu> finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (THAT'S_MR._WONDERFUL_TO_YOU) writes:
>In article <7866@dirac.physics.purdue.edu>, sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
>> Please don't try to play musical one-upsmanship around
>> here.  You will lose.  Trust me.
>
>	sho, you will all lose.
>	trust me, i'm from *seattle*.

1) Perhaps my article was badly written, but all I meant to
   imply was that there were people on t.b who would
   devastate Mr. "Jello Biafra" in musical one-upsmanship,
   not that I would be the one to do so.

2) The reason I asked Herr Brewmeister to stop with the
   musical one-upsmanship is because I find long arguments
   about "my music is better than yours" to be, um,
   pointless.  So I'm proud of you from being from, as you
   put it, *seattle*, but let's not get started, ok?

-Sho
-- 
sho@physics.purdue.edu <<-- Don't mess with me, man!  I live in
                            Lafayette, IN, musical mecca of Tippecanoe
                            County!  Er....
From: andru@meson.lcs.mit.edu (andru)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: An Examination of Criticism
Date: 30 Jul 92 04:29:41 GMT
Organization: minimal


    A trend in literary criticism has been the increasing application
    of critical techniques not to ``ordinary'' prose, but to other
    samples of literary criticism.  Even fourth-order criticism is now
    common. From mathematics comes the possibility of finding a ``fixed
    point'' of the critical function -- a piece of prose identical to
    its own analysis.
	A fixed-point text would not necessarily reference itself
    directly; it might simply describe properties of such a text.
    Any attempt to describe the article would require its complete
    duplication.  Expressive parsimony would be essential, since any
    nonessential portions could be omitted from the review. 

-andru
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams)
Subject: Re: Complete this sentence
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 00:49:24 GMT

In article <7929@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu writes:
>sho is _____ crossed with _____.


Chris Adams is frequently crossed with holy water.


(are you listening gooley???)

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:22814 alt.flame:11283
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.nude,soc.singles,soc.couples
Subject: A survey
From: mborgerding@desire.wright.edu
Date: 22 Jul 92 19:16:32 EST
Organization: Wright State University 

TWIMC,
	I was wondering a few things about the *average* person's sex life.
Please take the time to fill out this survey, please try to be truthful.
I will post (anonymously) some statistics/responses.

1. How many sexual partners have you had in your lifetime?

2. How often do you have sex?

3. Do you masturbate?

4. How long does one f**k usually take you?

5. Are you circumcised? (not necessarily a male-only question)

6. Have you ever had sex involving:
Ropes or other tying/binding intruments?

Food (whipped cream,pickles, ice cubes,etc.)?

oils?

strange clothing? (underoos don't count)

more than one partner?

7. What is the most positions you have ever done in one night?

8. Have you ever had sex with someone whose last name you never found out?

9. Do you enjoy giving oral sex?

10. How many orgasms do you have in an average night of passion?

11. Rate yourself on looks 1-10

12. Describe yourself as a lover.

13. Pertinent info.
	Age:
	Gender:
	Race:	
					-Mark just-curious B 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:22978 alt.politics.bush:84 alt.politics.clinton:413
From: amcbride@axion.bt.co.uk (Alan McBride)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Date: 23 Jul 92 14:21:52 GMT
Reply-To: AMcBride@axion.bt.co.uk
Organization: British Telecom Research Laboratories


zursch@whizkid.corp.sgi.com (Jeffrey B. Zurschmeide) writes:
|> In article <1992Jul22.210125.26087@aio.jsc.nasa.gov>, anonymous writes:
|> >Are you seriously telling me that you want me to spend tax dollars
|> >to teach people how to stop the spread of AIDS. Well first you get
|> >all the gays to stop XXXXXXX each other in the XXX and then you get
|> >the needle users to stop shooting up, and then you get the rest of
|> >the heterosexual community to practice abstainence. Otherwise you
|> >are safe from contracting unless you have contact with the blood
|> >or body fluids of an infected person.
|> 
|> I'd have somewhat more respect for you and your position if you could
|> bring yourself to sign your message. "Anonymous" indicates to me that 
|> you are ashamed of what you have to say. Of course, if I were in your
|> position, I'd be ashamed, too.  We can, however, glean that 
|> "aio.jsc.nasa.gov" is a pointer to your identity. I leave the final discovery 
|> of your identity to more network-literate types.  

...I guess the guy is entitled to his opinion, even though I 
find it offensive and ignorant.  As for the anonymous bit,
I don't know much about this but my newsReader provided a
further clue;  it seems to have been sent by a tom noyes,
or perhaps by somebody else using his account.  Perhaps the
crossposting to t.b indicates a not-entirely-serious post,
but then again, perhaps not.


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From: anonymous
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: AIDS and those damn democrats
Date: 22 Jul 92 21:01:25 GMT
Organization: nasa-jsc


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From: Darrell.Cadwallader@f363.n363.z1.fidonet.org (Darrell Cadwallader)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: pope
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 19:27:00 PDT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:363/363 - <Orlando Super Syst, Orlando FL

> From: hman@pro-haven.cts.com (Heath Allyn)
> Date: 23 Jul 92 07:46:55 GMT
> Organization: ProLine [pro-haven] - Pariahs' Haven BBS, 409/693-8262,
> 9600-300
> Message-ID: <gn11186@pro-haven.cts.com>
> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
 
> Should anything happen to the pope, I would like to offer myself as
 
New from Bounty: Papal Towels.
 
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Toothbrush
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 18:44:20 GMT

When I brush my teeth, I've always kept the water running while I brush.  I
always thought this was for two reasons--a)so that I will have a stream of
water ready to rinse my toothbrush in, and b)so that the tap water will be a
little bit colder by the time I rinse my mouth out.

Recently the bathroom sink has been getting periodically clogged with my wife's
hair, so excessive water running into the sink takes a long time to run out,
and is especially gross if there's toothpaste in it.  (That white film stuff
in the sink, you know.)  So I decided to try turning the water off while I
wasn't actually actively using it.

And I discovered a third reason.  I really hate the sound the toothbrush makes
on my teeth.  It just sounds wrong without the water running in the background.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey, Page of Newts)
Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
"The bullroarer churns a Moebius strip of sound..."  Anna Amabiaca
Current Album--The Clash:London Calling
Current Read--C.J. Cherryh:Merchanter's Luck
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor)
Subject: IRANIAN OLYMPIC ATHLETES
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 02:36:58 GMT
Organization: Herbalife Inc.

IN SOC.CULTURE.IRANIAN mack@isl.Stanford.EDU (mack writes:
)    
)Abbas Talebi
)Abdollah Fatemi
)Abdollah chamangoli
)Ahad Javan Saleh
)Ahad Pazaj
)Ali Akbar-Nejad
)Aliasghar Kazemi
)Alireza Azari
)Alireza Soleymani
)Amir Reza Khadem
)Asgari Mohammadian
)Ayyoub Bani-Nosrat
)Fariborz Askari
)Hasan Babak
)Hasan Sharifzadeh
)Hossein Eslami Koohpayeh
)Hossein Mahmoodi
)Iraj Kia-Rostami
)Kazem Gholami
)Kazem Panjavi
)Khosro Ghamari
)Majid Jahandideh
)Majid Naser-Khorram
)Majid Torkan
)Mehrdad Afsharian
)Morteza Shiri
)Mozaffar Ajalli
)Nader Rahmati
)Nima Ebrahim-Nejad
)Oveis Mallah
)Rasoul Khadem
)Reza Mehmandoost
)Reza Simkhah
)Siamak Varzideh
)Yousef Khateri
)mansour Bagheri



NOW REVERSE THE CHARACTERS OF EACH NAME.
CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE!!??


Dajen-Miharbe Amin
Dajen-Rabka Ila
Hahkmis Azer
Hallam Sievo
Hedazfirahs Nasah
Hedidnahaj Dijam
Hedizrav Kamais
Helas Navaj Daha
Heyaphook Imalse Niessoh
Ibelat Sabba
Idoomham Niessoh
Illaja Raffazom
Ilognamahc Hallodba
Imalohg Mezak
Imatsor-Aik Jari
Imetaf Hallodba
Imezak Rahgsaila
Inamyelos Azerila
Iraksa Zrobiraf
Iramahg Orsohk
Iraza Azerila
Irehgab Ruosnam
Iretahk Fesuoy
Irihs Azetrom
Itamhar Redan
Ivajnap Mezak
Jazap Daha
Kabab Nasah
Marrohk-Resan Dijam
Medahk Azer Rima
Medahk Luosar
Naidammahom Iragsa
Nairahsfa Dadrhem
Nakrot Dijam
Tarson-Inab Buoyya
Tsoodnamhem Azer

-- 
_______________________________________________________________
Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor,
Dietary Researcher,
Fiber Team,	     "Be one, be peace, be  like the hajiputki"
Herbalife Inc.			-Maharji Marhiyogi
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: short shameful confession
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 22:16:21 GMT




 I posted a message to misc.test for testing purposes.

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 18:00:35 GMT

---
chrisl@sybase.com (Xian The Drive) writes:
|>zursch@whizkid.corp.sgi.com (Jeffrey B. Zurschmeide) writes:
|[Die Zurschmeide was one of Mozart's weaker operas, though]

I can't wait to call Jeffie this at our next staff meeeting.

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 02:14:50 GMT

In article <ATAYLOR.92Jul23134049@gauss.nmsu.edu> ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) writes:
>
>	Funding for AIDS research has increased every single year
>	in the "mean spirited political climate of 1980's style
>	neo-conservative Republican administration".
>
>	More money will be spent this year on researching AIDS
>	than on *ALL* cancer research.
>
>	How much more money do you want?

Jumping in here a sec....

Perhaps not quite money but attitude.  The Administration merely
nods its head for all the ideas about education its own AIDS
commission presents to it, but does nothing about it.  I believe
commission members are quite frustrated: Magic Johnson is going
to quit after the Olympics.

As had been said, AIDS is an INFECTIOUS disease.  The number of
infected people goes up exponentially, more or less.  If the
Harvard predictions are correct, 110 million people will be
infected by the end of the decade.  One person in 60, assuming
a world population of 6 billion.  The CRC predictions would result
in around 1 in 120 people infected.  The costs of dealing with
the disease will go up very quickly, to say the least.  Also,
consider the age group of the people it strikes: the majority
are adults in their most productive years.  The economic
consequences, especially for developing countries, is nothing
short of staggering.
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BUSH
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 02:20:37 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <1992Jul22.050458.13174@iitmax.iit.edu> <1992Jul23.161900.23188@eye.com>

In article <1992Jul22.050458.13174@iitmax.iit.edu> ee448mwj@iitmax.iit.edu (mar
k j) writes:
>
>	Bush is a lying wimp with an ugly wife and a goofy smile.
>

No comment about the wives, but the smiles of Clinton and Bush interest me.
Clinton has a very polished smile - like he's been intentionally working
on it all his life.  Bush looks like he doesn't prefer to smile much at all,
but does it because he has been told that he has to.

What does this mean? Who knows...

M-o

and this, the global "example" of the borrowed example of Democracy,
is a Voter Voicing it's opinion.

And they say humanity is flawed?

I say................HAH!
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | how DARE they cancel Dennis Miller?             |
| poisoned electric head |                               andrew palfreyman |
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From: sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: one line bio
Date: 22 Jul 92 03:46:51 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
>[ Nothing of interest.  Period.]

Oh, lissen, honey.  But you are but butt right.  But I AM
but glad you managed to post this orgasmatronic bit of
bracketed prose to make up for my lack of interestingness.
You know, honey, you brightened my whole day.  Just like
Windex!

One of these days when you're sleeping with your teddy,
I'll break in and suck your soul out of your eyeballs.
Until then, I suppose I'll have to remain my filthy pathetic
self, longing for your wit and charm *snif*.

-Sho
--
Personality X
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short, shameful confession
Date: Wed, 15 Jul 92 16:29:31 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

I enjoy conforming to ISO standards.


mathew
[ You'd be surprised how much software it breaks ]

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Minister of Marqaha)
Subject: Go Against Nature?
Summary: KILL ME NOW
Organization: Min. of Marqaha
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 07:13:59 GMT

I've been watching a small black spider crawl and hop around my terminal 
area here in the computer room.  She's one of those totally buff jumping 
spiders that roams and hunts -- hold on -- hah hah, she was up on the 
screen just now, sizing me up and wiggling her little white mandibular 
palpillae at me (or whatever they are called).  No doubt wondering if I'm 
worth jumping onto I suppose.  Must've decided I would require too much 
venom to subdue.  Now she's checking out my walkman.  Cute Cute Cute.  I 
shall name her CJ, after one of the two women currently reading this news-
group.  On second thought, she looks more like an Amy.  And Amy (my ex-
girlfriend Amy) used to get that same look in her eyes (she didn't have 
ten of them though, or I'd still be madly in love with her -- that is, if 
she hadn't already slain me to feed the offspring, but I digress).

Anyway, my question is this:  Realizing that Amy has wandered far from her 
natural food supply, would it be considered cheating if I helped her find 
some food?  She would, after all, be returning the favor by helping to rid 
the computer room of pests (sort of a symbiotic relationship).

In particular, I'm thinking of a certain undergrad sitting across the room 
from me -- that small dark-haired girl who's always trying to hog my favor-
ite terminal.  If I were to wrap her up in duct tape and suspend her upside 
down from the ceiling, she would feed my spider Amy for days.  Weeks even.

Rigler                                                   Oh stop squirming!
--
Rigler    Overworked and underpaid, staring at the floor
          (prostitute's spandex caught in the sliding door).

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: mzhao@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Min Zhao)
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 23:42:17 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.210125.26087@aio.jsc.nasa.gov> anonymous writes:

>
>If it weren't for the sexual deviants that were attracted to monkeys
>we wouldn't have this problem in the first place!
>

  
   As responsible and realistic a person as PSG.  
 
   Sure, how about, if it weren't for the God (if you believe creation) or
the monkeys (if you believe evolution), we wouldn't have this problem in
the first place.   ??? 
 
  
   But at least you do acknowedge there is a problem. However, your problem
is, you don't try to solve the problem, but you blame people. 
 
   Gee, isn't this familiar to us all ?  Have any of us ever seen a single
time when President Bush did not point his fingers at someone else while 
making a speech.  This is one of the things that get me the most, blame, 
blame, blame, instead of work, work, work. We need to work things out !!!
This country has become the most divisive of all time, and George Bush is
one of those most responsible for that.
From: nlp@vu-vlsi.vill.edu (Nick Pine)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The water hyacinths are blooming...
Date: 24 Jul 92 13:50:02 GMT
Organization: Villanova University
                                         ... in our oxidation pond.

This article was probably generated by a buggy news reader.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:22964 alt.flame:11308
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: And you thought t.b. was pathetic...
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 16:20:56 GMT


Newsgroups: alt.sex
From: tap1292@venus.tamu.edu (PULLIN, TIMOTHY ALAN)
Subject: sex story



That story was incredible.  I almost started stroking my own dick as I read it.
Please print more.






Article: 83602 of alt.sex

Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.arts.books,rec.arts.movies,alt.postmodern
Subject: Misha a Faggot!


 zeleny@husc10.harvard.edu (Michael Zeleny) shows the world he's BAD to the
BONE:

>It's hardly possible for me to have a bad time whilst my phallus is
>erect.


anyone care to enlighten Mr Zeleny about ways to have a bad time with a
hard on??

this is why when people trash t.b., i say, hey, its not so bad.
it could be alt.sex......

-r


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