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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:20:46 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45342
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}> }|.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
}> }|.|]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
}> }|.|]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}> }|.|]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
}> }|.|]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
}> }|.|]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
}> }|.|]|]Eccles aka NO.
}> }|.|]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
}> }|.|]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet  
}Dancers Too!
}> }|.|Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
}> }|.Jos aka *Blush* ... You're Too Kind, Sweetie Pie ...
}> }|Dan aka Come to think it, I always that double fresh feeling when I
}> }|respond to him.
}> }Jos aka Yeah! Said Thing Is, He's Marrying Someone Else, I Think I'm In 
}> }	Love With His Wisdom-Teeth!
}> Jester aka I can marry who I want, and I want all of you!!!!!!!
}Robyn @#& Dearest Mr. Jester, do you really mean it?
Jester aka yes i do, sex, sex, sex, GORN, Laaaaarrrgggg!!...Thud......
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From: csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith)
Subject: Re: -
Organization: MCS/OneTouch, Inc.
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 92 12:22:31 GMT

>>>>>> I will not buy this record.  It is scratched.
>>>>> I will not buy this scratch.  It is recorded.
>>>> I will not scratch this record.  It is bought.
>>>> I also will not record this scratch.  It is rap, and will not be bought.
>>> I will not wrap this recorded scratch. It is botched.
>> I will not scratch this recorder. The wrapping is itchy.
> I will not psot to this thread, it is.... OH SHIT! Done it again.
 All right, all right!  What's all this then? Come with me, you psotter!!!

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From: phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Phil? (was one of the aka's)
Date: 12 Apr 92 22:42:53 GMT
Article-I.D.: miracle.12Apr92174253
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>}|]}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>}|]}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>}|]}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>}|]}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>}|]}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>}|]}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>}|]}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>}|]}>|Dougger aka So What??
>}|]}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>}|]}Phil aka not the other Phil!
>}|]Phil aka who's the Phil aka imposter?
>}|Jester aka no not you, the other one.....
>}Jos aka Which One, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil or Phil?
>Jester aka The third one I think, or could it be the 5th?????
Phil aka there is Phil#1, Phil#2 and Phil#5!

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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
Date: 14 Apr 92 00:29:47 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:

>In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12151511@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
>} In article <1992Apr10.111506.768@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )  
>writes:
>} ..In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
>} ..} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
>} ..(Jennifer Landry) writes:
>} ..} 
>} ..} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
>} ..} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
>} ..} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
>} ..} >and Jester.. 
>} ..} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
>} ..} 
>} ..}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
>} ..} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
>} ..} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... 
>} ..} *sob*...Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers 
>} ..} to the
>} ..} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
>} ..} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you 
>} ..}want...*sob*...
>} ..} 
>} ..} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
>} ..} 
>} ..} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, 
>} ..} young man!!!!! *sob*... 
>} 
>} ..purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's  
>scores?.
>} ..(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)
>} 
>} ..Phil aka my mind is a blank
>} Dan aka Why did you post this twice?
>Phil aka let's do an experiment in Binary Expansion!
Eccles aka don't you sodding dare!

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*  All typographical errors in the above document are not errors *
*     They merely illustrate new ways of spelling those words    *
*								 *
* 			T.F. Eccles				 *
*		ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au			 *
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:18:49 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45340
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}> }|.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
}> }|.|]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
}> }|.|]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}> }|.|]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
}> }|.|]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
}> }|.|]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
}> }|.|]|]Eccles aka NO.
}> }|.|]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
}> }|.|]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet  
}Dancers Too!
}> }|.|Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
}> }|.Jos aka *Blush* ... You're Too Kind, Sweetie Pie ...
}> }|Dan aka Come to think it, I always that double fresh feeling when I
}> }|respond to him.
}> }Jos aka Yeah! Said Thing Is, He's Marrying Someone Else, I Think I'm In 
}> }	Love With His Wisdom-Teeth!
}> Jester aka I can marry who I want, and I want all of you!!!!!!!
}azeena @!$ well I don't want you anymore!!! 
Jester aka fine, be that way
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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Prince `erbert et al
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:59:10 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>>|>Chris *** this isn't an official ***
>>|
>>|What!!! Get him

>>                       O       O
>>		      <|\     /|\_[]****
>>		      /'\Chris/`\
>			       ^
>				Just a minute. Why has this person got a 
>well, you know a thingie. Is this supposed to be me?? (Shut up Tia and Simon)
Um... 2 things. 1) How are Tia and Simon supposed to know?
		2) Well, I thik I'm the one with the chainsaw.
		3) 3 things...
		4 things...  hold on, I'll come in (who?) again.
		(shit... forgot my bracket) ), there.

Right... 
Um... 4 things. 1) How are...etc...?
		2) Well, I think...etc....
		3) Who is this 'Simon' person.
		4) What was the 4th thing again?

mNSOi...@(*
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The machine that goes "ping"
Date: 8 Apr 92 21:15:25 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>I just got my copy of Windows 3.1, and with my soundblaster card, it has 
>tranformed my 486 into the machine that goes "ping".

>I think Monty Python has taken over Microsoft.

Yeah? Let's kill ourselves! Alt.suicide.microsoft here we come...
let's become a sub-group of Sinclair, and market the C5. Let's get
Acorn's marketing staff, and sell as much stuff as the Archimedes!
Yay! KILL THE PC... THEN THE BA*D CAN'T WIPE YOUR ASSIGNMENT THAT'S
DUE IN ON FRIDAY ON YOU!

Kill. Kill.

Slasho D. Chainsaw (SMNio wearing someone elses face)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: STOP THIS AKA BUSINESS !!!!
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 10 Apr 92 11:02:04 -0600

In article <1992Apr9.161749.26720@daimi.aau.dk>  writes:
} bogstad@imhfhp16.epfl.ch (BOGSTAD Mark IMHEF DME EPFL) writes:
} 
} 
} >	PLEASE, STOP THIS AKA BUSINESS BEFORE SOMEONE DIES !!!!
} 
} My point exactly. Could the people who find it amusing (there
} must be about 2 or 3) please email to each other instead of
} using this Monty Python related newsgroup?
} 
} Perhaps you can start a new newsgroup: alt.fan.stupid.akas :-)
} I'll vote for it if it can keep you off this group :-D

Well, we could *also* move it to alt.cult-movies (nudge, nudge, know what I  
mean, know what I mean?)!!!

And besides, alt.fan.stupid.akas is really not that _good_ of a name.  I'd have  
to be something *really* descriptive, like

alt.fan.of.dead.and.rotting.fish.that.smell.a.lot.like.my.armpit

				or

alt.who.the.hell.cares.about.internet.bandwidth

Phil aka NetGods would never approve of such a group - such a waste of 
	resources...so I guess you're stuck with the aka's
From: djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 12 Apr 92 18:24:49 GMT
Article-I.D.: perdita.DJOHNSON.92Apr12132449
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu's message of 10 Apr 92 15:48:27 GMTLines: 24

In article <44777@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
.]} .. ].|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
.]} .. ].|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
.]} .. ].|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
.]} .. ].|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
.]} .. ].|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
.]} .. ].|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
.]} .. ].|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle.;) )!!
.]} .. ].|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
.]} .. ].|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *La
.]} .. ].|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?.*auphf!*
.]} .. ].|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
.]} .. ].|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
.]} .. ].|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming pit  
.]of Christian Scientists?
.]} .. ].Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists  
.]AfterWard! Raw!
.]} .. ]Dan aka Yes!.With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
.]} .. Jester aka my machine is sage, is ths another plot to eat me again????
.]} Dan aka If it'll make you feel better, we can garnish you with cayenne.
.]Phil aka Jos is my mentor...and I rather like dion mustard! (well, really, it 
.]		should be dijon mustard, but screw you!!!)
.Jester aka pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon???????
Dan aka No, but I've got a small bottle of putrid sludge.  Will that do?
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Marrage
Date: 9 Apr 92 19:40:43 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44649
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr7.214848.682@gacvx2.gac.edu] phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
]Well, since Jen was my girlfriend until she decided to run off with a strange  
]man, I think that I deserve the right to be the best man (at least).  I'll wear  
]my toupee, and have a penguin in my lapel.  I'd _really_ like to be the best  
]woman (afterwards, I think I'd cut me some lumber), but there really is no such  
]title, so I don't think that would be workable.  But, I do think that Sir  
]Lancalot *should* be invited (so as to avoid any messy details).  If he isn't  
]invited, I don't want to be the best man.

well sure, you can be the bestest pooftah allowed on a.f.m-p, and you
can even class with polka-dots, and vertical blinds, and
a silly rubber nose, and walk around going OOOOMPAA!!! OOOMMMPPAA!!

give me regards to nellie the wonder flirt, i.e. no shhep alowed, and
thats means you flossie!!!!!!!!!!

]} Jester aka a trifle wierd
]Phil aka you're telling me
Jester aka no way!?
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From: maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: "HOLY GRAIL" question...
Date: 9 Apr 92 19:21:16 GMT
Article-I.D.: yuma.1992Apr09.192116.64061
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <1992Apr8.201352.10647@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu> jmbaker@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu (H A Z A R D) writes:
>
>	Is there some greater significance to King Arthur saying "Five" instead
>of "Three" several times in the movie? I think the joke is just that King
>Arthur doesn't know how to count, but I have the feeling that there is some
>greater reason why he mistakes the two numbers so often throughout the WHOLE
>movie.  Am I missing something here? Any replies would be appreciated!

Please post to the correct newsgroup in the future.  This is NOT
alt.fan.monty-python.metaphysical.aspects.of.the.holy.grail.

- Mark
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: -
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 9 Apr 92 12:15:20 +1300
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <1992Apr07.201940.20404@onetouch.COM>,
csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith) writes:
> I will not buy this record.  It is scratched.

No, no. This is a tobacconists. A _tobacconists_.

Nigel who is also scratched... <fch> who is also scratched... <fch>
      who is also scratched...
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University of Otago,            Phone: +64 3 479-8179
Dunedin, NEW ZEALAND.           Fax:   +64 3 479-8311
Eek! Why are my feet wet?
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 00:19:27 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

v128juxa@ubvmsc.cc.buffalo.edu (Schuyjuannah) writes:

>In article <1992Apr03.131352.6766@onetouch.COM>, csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith) writes...
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>> 
>>>]>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>>>]>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>>>]>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>>>]>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>>>]>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>]>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>>>]>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>>>]>}>|Dougger aka So What??
>>>]>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>>>]>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
>>>]>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
>>>]Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
>>>]Morjens aka or better still, call the BISHOP!!!!
>>>Jester aka which diocese?
>>It's tattooed on the back o' their necks.  Is that rat tart?
>>-- 
>>| Sincerely,
>>|    __                     ()
>>|   /  )                    /\             _/_ /
>>|  /    __  __.  o _,      /  )  ______  o /  /_
>Tia aka WHO *IS* THIS?????????????????
Eccles aka Mr Sqiggle?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 8 Apr 92 14:59:38 +1300
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <1992Apr7.024835.17800@csun.edu>, 
vectr01v@VAX.CSUN.EDU (Ron Heeb) writes:
>>} >>>I've told you once...
>>} >> No, you haven't.
>>} >Yes I have.
>>} No, I haven't.
>>Yes, I have
> Yes, I have...I mean no I haven't...I mean...OH GOD I'M SO CONFUSED!!!

DON'T WORRY! DON'T WORRY! I'M A BRAIN SURGEON! A BRAIN SURGEON!!!
BEND OVER!!

Nigel who is about to perform a rectal lobotomy. Got any rubber gloves?
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University of Otago,            Phone: +64 3 479-8179
Dunedin, NEW ZEALAND.           Fax:   +64 3 479-8311
"BIFF!! KAPOW!! ZOWIE!!" -- Batman TV series
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,rec.arts.movies
Subject: Re: Prince `erbert et al
Date: 6 Apr 92 14:37:08 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>Chris aka this isn't an official aka

AN UNBELIEVER! PERSICUTE! KILL THE HERETIC!

MSNOI???
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thursday, 9 Apr 1992 03:07:00 EDT
From: <00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: An idea! An Idea!

chris aka yyyyyyeeeeeesssssssssssssssss|||||
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Date: 12 Apr 92 18:40:32 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Apr12.130540.810@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@quince.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:
|In article <44988@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
|> }|.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
|> }|.|]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
|> }|.|]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
|> }|.|]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
|> }|.|]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
|> }|.|]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
|> }|.|]|]Eccles aka NO.
|> }|.|]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
|> }|.|]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet  
|Dancers Too!
|> }|.|Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
|> }|.Jos aka *Blush* ... You're Too Kind, Sweetie Pie ...
|> }|Dan aka Come to think it, I always that double fresh feeling when I
|> }|respond to him.
|> }Jos aka Yeah! Said Thing Is, He's Marrying Someone Else, I Think I'm In 
|> }	Love With His Wisdom-Teeth!
|> Jester aka I can marry who I want, and I want all of you!!!!!!!
|azeena @!$ well I don't want you anymore!!! 
Jos aka But ... But ... Does That Mean The Wedding's Off Then? *sob* 

ps. You should get yourself an aka license, this `@!$' thingie looks horrible!
From: maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Dan's knees
Date: 13 Apr 92 06:35:39 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <1992Apr12.132455.816@gacvx2.gac.edu> robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
>In article <2573@dozo.and.nl>  writes:
>> |> 		*****************************************
>> |> 		*	|     |        |     |		*
>> |> 		*	|     |	       |     |		*
>> |> 		*	|     |	       |     |		*
>> |> 		*	|     |        |     |		*	
>> |> 		*	/     /         \     \		*
>> |>       +-->	*	\    /           \    /		*  <----+
>> |> 	 |	*	 |   \		 /    \		*	|
>> |> 	 |	*	 |    |          |    /		*	|
>> |> 	 |	*	 |    |          |    |		*	|
>> |> 	 |	*	 |    |          |    |		*	|
>> |> 	 |	*****************************************	|
>> |> 	 |	  	  Dan's knees, ca. 1992			|
>> |>       |							|
>> |>       +--------------------+         +-----------------------+
>>                               |         |
>> 			      |         |
>> 			   Knee #1   Knee #2
>>  
>>                               Knee #3 ?????
>>
>> Ermm ... I don't wanna be picky on this, but I think Dan mentioned  
>*three*
>> knees! He has *three* of those silly things ... where's the last one?  
>These
>> can't impossibly be Dan's knees ... (besides, they look more like leek  
>to me)
>> 
>> Jos aka Puzzled By The Missing Knee
>
>There is no missing knee.  Look closely at the picture. Reverse what you  
>perceive as negative space surrounding two knees to be filled space  
>surrounding two spaces.  (To help you visualize these knees <tee-hee>,  
>think of the two outer legs as being cut off by the vertical borders of  
>the picture, therefore showing only half of each of those knee caps.)
>
>Robyn @#& knee expert, spam eater

Please take this thread to alt.fan.monty-python.topological.aspects.of.dan.
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 5 Apr 92 01:51:51 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>}|>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>}|>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>}|>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>}|>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>}|>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>}|>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>}|>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>}|>}>|Dougger aka So What??
>}|>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>}|>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
>}|>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
>}|Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
>}Jos aka Maybe We Could Cook Him ...
>Jester aka we could filet him in a white wine sauce?
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: -
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 14 Apr 92 09:29:10 +1300
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <y8y3iB1w164w@bluemoon.rn.com>, 
orson@bluemoon.rn.com (Craig Smith) writes:
> 
>> gibson@dl5000.bc.edu (Rene Gibson) writes:
>> 
>> 
>> >In article <1992Apr07.201940.20404@onetouch.COM> csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig 
>> 
>> >> I will not buy this record.  It is scratched.
>> >I will not buy this scratch.  It is recorded.
>> I will not scratch this record.  It is bought.
>> I also will not record this scratch.  It might become rap, and not be bought.
> I will not wrap this recorded scratch. It is botched.

I will not scratch this recorder. The wrapping is itchy.

Nigel who's never scratched a recorder... What's it like?
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Bletch bletch bletch.
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,rec.arts.movies
Subject: Re: Prince `erbert et al
Date: 5 Apr 92 01:56:08 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:


>>I can understand you're confusion since they don't look at all like each 
>>other.  The answer is Marilyn Monroe in a box.

>Nope. I'm afraid she couldn't have bin in the film, since she was
>staring in Carl French's latest.

>(BTW, Does anyone have his number?)

Yes its fourty two.

By the way, how the hell do I reply to using mh, and include the original text??
Eccles aka Can't mail his replies. :(