HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My mantra, or Another Writing Lesson From Annie
Distribution: world
Date: 1 Oct 92 19:14:08 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

I don't do flames
I don't do flames
The jewel is in the lotus
Om mani ...

		Rules For Non-Fiction Writing

I have never read an unauthorized biography. I never will.

When writing facts, one ought to mention the source. 

When supplying personal information about other people to a 20,000 
subscriber newsgroup--information readily hackable from a number
of sources I can think of and therefore of no intrinsic value in and
of itself and only valuable in the free exchange of such information--

one ought to wonder about one's castration complex.

--
Golly, didja read Neuromancer? Way cool, huh?
...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Subject: Re: heroes deflated
Keywords: Pedantic English Majors of America, Unite!
Organization: Crystalized Time
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 15:34:48 GMT

sean@stat.tamu.edu (Sean Barrett) writes:
>
>Nada compared to Hassell on "On Land", one of several
>instruments (if you excuse my confusing people with
>what they do) that are so prominent the ambience of
>the piece is ruined...

Sean, Sean, Sean... 

you are not "confusing people with what they do."  you are using
a rhetorical device called "metonymy"; "the use of the name of 
one thing for that of another of which it is an attribute or with
which it is associated (Webster's)."

so your use of metonymy even without realizing it 
just shows what a wonderful poster you are.

honest and for true.

--Zvi
("sniveling little fanboy VERMIN" -- MjD)

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Subject: Re: Gesucht: Sehr korpulente Frau
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 05:26:52 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.220517.2097@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>In article <BvGJA9.531.2@cs.cmu.edu> anonymus+768@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu writes:
>>
>>Du:  Ausserordentlich dicke Frau, sehr vollbusig, intelligent, frech, sexy,
>>     schamlos, zeigefreudig,...
>
>"Extraordinarily fat woman, very full-bosomed, intelligent, insolent,
>shameless..."
>
>Mark., does "zeigefreudig" mean "goatish" or have I forgotten my German?

"joyful appearance" is the kinder meaning.

"pleasure indicator" is the other...


chaos

zartfuehlend 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: ? Did you know ? 
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 27 Sep 92 23:12:17 CDT


* One out of five dwellings in Great Britain is unfit for human habitation.
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SAT worship
Date: 30 Sep 1992 01:02:36 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Sep29.061615.20701@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
>be unique.  DON'T do astonishingly well on SATs, go to college anyway.

heh. or even better: do frightfully well on the SATs your junior year, go
to college and flunk out repeatedly.


-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.alien.visitors
From: pjm@cshl.org (Pat Monardo)
Subject: sci-fi channel
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 20:34:31 GMT

for some unknown reason the sci-fi channel is on and
here's something i learned:

if you concentrate on the little planet in the lower
right hand side you enter another dimension.

-- 
-- Pat Monardo
-- pjm@cshl.org
-- love that Circle K
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Re: twin peaks...anyone.....anyone.....anyone......
Keywords: movie
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 20:31:58 EDT

In article <1992Sep25.193735.7352@wam.umd.edu> zedaker@next08wor.wam.umd.edu (Pamela Marie Weller) writes:
>Hello,  Any Twin Peaks fans?  I recently saw the movie and also began  
>watching tapes of the series ( my friend has all of them on tape ).  I  
>love it!!!  And believe it or not I understand it completely EXCEPT:  In  
>the movie, what was the deal with Davic Bowie's character and what was the  
>deal with Cooper's image staying on the survalence screen?
>	
>
>
>      DAVID LYNCH IS MY HERO!   ----"map"


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Subject: The Varieties of Religious Experience
Organization: Crystalized Time
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 16:02:49 GMT


Oh sure, I used to pray in the mornings with shawl and book and yarmulke, but
then I found it all so exclusionary...

Then I became a Krishna, shaved my head and chanted, but that didn't do it
for me at all.

I tried the SubGenii, but then I killed Bob, and it was just the same, 

I used to sit zazen, but then I was enlightened and nothing was any different.

But I have found my niche.  The path that will show me to the One True Light.


Reading t.b while brushing my teeth and listening to the soundtrack from 
FAME.  


Every morning.

Soon, yea, soon, I shall know the Truth.

--Zvi
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: Re: Proposal of new group: soc.culture.kibonia
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 92 22:53:49 GMT

In article <BvDxy8.65o@world.std.com> 
kibo@world.std.com posts to news.groups,alt.religion.kibology:
>[]
>	Kibonia is a small sovereign country which is, unfortunately,
>landlocked.  In fact, it borders only Massachusetts.  However, there is
>no reason its hard-working population should not have a truly wonderful
>newsgroup dedicated the the culture, the history, the tourism, and the
>illustrious citizen of Kibonia.
>
>	It would also be the only soc.culture.* newsgroup to be read by
>EVERYONE in its native country, and would serve as an excellent example
>of how Usenet will soon control the world.
>							-- K.
>

This is my favorite post of the week.

	Mark
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My Child Flunked The Fifth Grade. Twice!
Date: 26 Sep 1992 15:29:51 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <0f0n!z-.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>Mark., I sent Dominus a T-shirt saying, "My kid and my money go to the
>University of Illinois"
>gooley@netcom.com


heh. I want to get my parents some t-shirts.

"My daughters and their money go to UWM."

"We're too cheap to even send our kids to a public university."

"My daughters are both Undecided at UWM because of the textbook dysfunction
I brought them up in"

"My daughters can outdrink your sons any night of the week"
-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: oops
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Keywords: sorry
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 27 Sep 92 23:55:39 CDT


>hey ho there. sorry i just reposted my comment to kent. i was playing with this 
>weird newsreader. we have access to three. it basically sucks in any event. i 
>am working so hard right now it makes me sick.

sorry?

SORRY? I'LL SAY YOU'RE SORRY, YOU MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING. YOU
QUIVERING WASTE OF DNA. IF YOU'RE WORKING SO FRIGGING HARD WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING READING NEWS? IN FACT WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING PLAYING WITH
UNFAMILIAR NEWSREADERS? BY THE WAY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING PLAYING WITH YOUR...

oh, never mind. All of a sudden I had this strange feeling that I was in Utah.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Re: POPE DECLARES JIHAD AGAINST SINEAD O'CONNOR
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 18:36:43 GMT

In article <schnitzi.718377607@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>Well, not really, but it would be kinda funny.  Maybe
>the American Family Association will do it.
>
>infidel


 Shit, I'LL DO IT!!! Anyone fucked up enough to massacre a Bob Marley song
while wearing a Star of David and ripping up pictures of an old man who
couldn't shit in the woods, much less be the root of all evil in the world,
deserves it. Besides, I think she's prejudiced against Muslims because she
left them out. ;)

 PRAISE ALLAH!!! DEATH TO THE INFIDEL BALD CHICK!!!!

-- Clint

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Protean Godstuff)
Subject: Re: Name cj's opossum
Organization: IFA
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 21:43:02 GMT

Laurence Doering writes:
>In article <1a39t4INN5jp@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>>
>>Name our opossum.

Myrtle, Griddlecakes, Wuzzmonster, Shasta, Dr. Funkenstein, 
Beaner, Wombat, Rico, Hoplite, Malibu, Marzupan, Stinky Butt,
Volton, Drieux, Spanner, The General, Professor Booty, Mondo,
Weedhopper, Ol' Furbelly, Aristarchus, Cranky, Hiccup, Antipasto,
Slayer Hippy, Retread, Road Rat, Mucus, Bonzai, Flavor, Muffin Man,
Lucky Pierre, Sir Watkin Bassett, Ace Cool, Stirfry, Bristle, Mr. Big,
Flossy, Barishnikov, Flounder, Aye-Aye, Mower, Move Over, Flip, Paunch, 

or my personal favorite:  "Sargoth, Dark Reaver of Worlds"

Rigler
--
                 "Eat the rich.  The poor are tough and stringy."
                               -= LAU WAI KUEN on alt.evil =-
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: killer!
Date: 28 Sep 92 19:42:06 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:

>"Killer (1985) A psycho killer goes on a low 
>budget rampage through an unsuspecting town.
>Shot on Super-8 for $9,500.  Duke Ernsberger, 
>Keith Liles.  (R) language, nudity, violence.
>1:21"

How did they come up with this title? Hire a consultant?

>the movie features shootings, 
>knifings, stabbing with crowbars, dismemberment 
>with axes, razor blades, forks, exploding cars, 
>meat tenderiser, a breast, and the immortal
                  ^^^^^^^^^
                  Obligatory hOter reference
                             ^^^^^
                             1/2 a set

>phrase, "scrotum-head".  how could you go wrong?
          ^^^^^^^^^^^^
          Long nose, baggy jowls? Richard Nixon?

>joe bob briggs gave it four chainsaws.

Even as such, the movie probably contains fewer
exploitative and misogynistic references than the
average t.b post.

Matt
Workplace quote of the week:
"I spent a week with him yesterday."
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:31973 alt.sex:31072 alt.flame:13088
From: lefty@apple.com (Lefty)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Limerick
Date: 28 Sep 92 16:50:44 GMT
Organization: Our Lady of Heavy Artillery

In article <Buq3rq.D6t@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve "Stupor
Boy" Franklin) wrote:
> 
> {42 lines of his usual pointless bullshit}

Hey, Stevie!  What happened?  I thought you'd "outgrown" USENET after
getting the living daylights kicked out of you in every group on which you
inflicted your mental incapacity.  Back for more?

I see you've lost your "subliminal" signature as well.  Did you change
majors?  I suppose you've gotten into something more in keeping with your
intellectual attainments, like phys ed, eh?

--
Lefty (lefty@apple.com)
C:.M:.C:., D:.O:.D:.
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Hopeless Cases
Date: 4 Oct 92 22:42:50 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc,rec.humor
Organization: University of Pennsylvania



    Puns that were born horribly mutilated, with superfluous limbs and
knobs sticking out all over.  Puns that are the spawn of the devil,
covered with hair and bat ears.

    Puns born without bones, vast quivering piles of qince jelly, too
spineless and heavy to stand up by themselves, too weak to bear their
own weight.

    Puns about Zoroastrians in Zen monastaries in South Africa
practicing `Zen Divestment'.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: "Lost In Space" was better
Date: 29 Sep 92 14:37:57 GMT
Organization: Indiana University

In <1992Sep26.232225.10792@midway.uchicago.edu> thf2@quads.uchicago.edu (Citecheck Hell) writes:

>I don't see what's so special about Star Trek.  "Lost in Space" was
>clearly superior, but you don't see five newsgroups devoted to Tobor.

Ted Frank sets up a newbie bomb.  But it hardly counts, since it's just
Trekkies.  Like there's a challenge in it.

-- 
ben                                     fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

"A tight bunch of bastards who want to win while loving each other"
- Dave Hasbrook, about the Indiana Ultimate team
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: CARASSO UNMUNGED
Date: 28 Sep 92 15:57:59 GMT
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs

Having run RDC's recent posts through my "DeCarassificationOfTrueMeaning"
filter (sorry, ran that quote through my "DrieuxIzATionOfMeaning" filter),
I have determined two things:

1. The latest translation:

ICMIIMFTI

I can't mention Ichabod. Isn't mustard free, to illustrators?

2. Carasso is not Gooley; Gooley is not Carasso. Gooley and Carasso have
traded places, and are waiting for us to get the joke.

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: short term goal
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 14:20:54 GMT

In article <Bvonpn.7En@encore.com> kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>
>Vans are essential but they don't make the slip-ons anymore.  If you have
>info on laceless Vans and I can get a pair, I will be your slave.

Black, laceless Vans?
--scott
From: inspecti@carnival.lbl.gov
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: you may now drink champagne for me
Date: 2 Oct 92 20:26:21 GMT
Reply-To: inspecti@carnival.lbl.gov ()
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
NNTP-Posting-Host: carnival.lbl.gov


this is getting messily pendantic.  be warned.
In article <BvGpt1.3EB@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>In article <1af237INNj83@overload.lbl.gov> inspecti@carnival.lbl.gov writes:
>   vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>   > cj writes:
>   >   ---
>   >   I passed my motorcycle safety class skill test.
>   >   I am now a certified SAFE motorcycle mama.
>   >   ---
>   >you of course realize that, like second hand smoking, your life still
>   >depends on other people not being stupid.
>   no.
>   you see, riding a motorcycle is much like working.
>   it depends on YOU being smarter, more alert, and 
>   MUCH more clever than everyone else.
>you work for a .gov and you say that?

yep.  i work there for 60 days.  after that, i stop work there.  take 
up career in theater again.  with nice little bit of money to cover 
hard times.

>when working, at least in non-hazardous jobs like computers, other
>people's stupidity won't kill you.  it will just make your own
>mediocity look brilliant.

mediocrity is everywhere.  COMPETENCE is what gets rave reviews.

>on the real road you could be ver ver happy on your nice new two-wheel
>zoom-splat and some shitferbrain spills their coffee while reaching for
>the redial button on their yuppie-nipple-carphone and runs into the
>space you are occupying and it's street-pizza time.

this is why you MUST be (and in fact, by definition, ARE) smarter,
more alert, and MUCH more clever than they are.  Biker's spider
sense allows one to UNCONSCIOUSLY get the fuck out of the way of
morons who simply DO NOT have their nervous system on.  

having a bike that is Louder Than Fuck helps, too, but not so much
as to make being smaammctta.


inspecti go to work.  ride SMART.
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: H. ROSS PEROT'S HOME ADDRESS
Date: 29 Sep 92 17:48:19 GMT


I got the following by logging into a database of tax records.  I can
get practially anyones records, property descriptions, lawsuits,
businesses, etc.

Be afraid.  Be very Afraid.

H. Ross Perot
10448 Strait Ln
Dallas, TX 75229
Bought for $9Million

Jay Leno
1151 Tower Rd
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
Bought for $2.6Million

Michael Jackson And La Toya Jackson (apparently a gift to La Toya from Michael)
5420 Lindley Ave. #9
Encino, CA 91316

Michael Jackson (primary residence)
4641 Hayvenhurst
Encino, CA 91436


Have fun.  Pizza's on them.
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: wavey davey wavey davey wavey davey wavey davey
Date: 28 Sep 92 12:57:02 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <schnitzi.717427062@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>matthew@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Matthew N. Sharp) writes:
>
>>In <1992Sep24.112054.9020@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>>>
>>>Keep working on the sense of humour. We live in hope.
>>>                                     ^^ ^^^^ ^^ ^^^^
>>>Jason
>>>
>
>>Typically British.
>
>I thought that hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
>
>mark

Thats how we lost our Empire.

-- 
|      Andy Cannon       | All spelling and grammatical mistakes potrayed  |   
| Misplaced Yorkshireman | in this post are my own. Any resemblance to any |   
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | other mistakes, both living and dead, is purely |  
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  | coincidental.                                   |
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: MORE GYPSY'S GRANDMOTHER JOKES
Date: 4 Oct 92 00:00:47 GMT


* How do you distinguish the groom at Gypsy's wedding?
  The one with the clean bowling shirt.

* What's the most important part of an orgy with gypsy?
  The pig.

* How does a Gypsy's Grandmother's firing squad line up?
  In a circle with the prisoner in the middle.

* How do you sink Gypsy's ship?
  Put it in water.

* What does Gypsy's submarine always have?
  Screen doors.

* Why does Gypsy have no ice?
  The Polish scientist who invented it died and never wrote out the
  recipe.

* What's a beautiful woman in Poland?
  A tourist, but not Gypsy.

* If an American and a Gypsy's Grandmother sky-dived together, who'd
  land first?
  The American:  the Gypsy's Grandmother would have to stop for directions.

* Hear about the Gypsy's brother in the boy scouts who shot an arrow
  in the air?
  He missed!

* What do you get when you cross Gypsy and her Puerto-Rican husband?
  Someone who sprays his name on chain-link fences.

* Why are Gypsy's dogs' noses flat?
  Chasing parked cars.


...carasso
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: milk drinkers
Date: 26 Sep 92 11:52:57 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Sep25.201714.22484@fcom.cc.utah.edu>, PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box) writes:
> In <9209251928.AA00351@helium> dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil writes:
> 
> % And I'm not a genius, but, luckily, two of my three kids are.
> % 
> % 
> % Kent, the man from xanth.
> 
> 	kent you are so cool, can i be you?

Again, we live in hope.

Jason

> 
> 	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
> 					React with this!
From: larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:  Tsk, tsk class  (was: Re: Rictus Hep Is Unintentionally Overheard)
Distribution: world
Date: 1 Oct 92 18:01:24 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <1992Oct1.123632.7946@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Code-03 LCDR Michael E. Dobson) writes:
>#N canetoad

Oh what a clever little boy you are!  How long did that take you to figure
out?

Listen young newt, while I tell you a little about knowledge.

Some knowledge must be acquired through hard work to have any value.
The symmetry group of quarks, the speed of light, the secrets of the
Qabala, these are all things that would be worthless without the
struggle to comprehend them.

And then there is knowledge whose only value is in its free offering
by one person to another.  You can't force her to tell you she loves
you - the very act of force would render it untrue.  It must be a
fact she gives you joyfully, because she wishes you to know it and
hold it forever.

Our location was of the second type; it was to be a gift to those
we love.  You have destroyed that, rendered it cheap and pointless.
Any of the people who asked had the technical knowledge to do what
you did.  But they chose instead to follow the timeless pattern of
romance; to tell the world they were looking for us, and wait for us
to say we wanted to be found.

You have not worked for this knowledge.  You are not loved.  Your
knowledge is of an inferior quality, and you have not reached
enlightenment.

Grendel will be along shortly to hit you with a wooden stick.  Except
it is actually aluminum, and very, very heavy.

--
...uunet!canetoad!larne                          canetoad!larne@uunet.uu.net
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: NEW SOCIAL CONVENTION 
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.pets,alt.personals,misc.misc,misc.test
Summary: nothing is worth doing
Keywords: please let me die
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: xenophobes of utah
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 22:14:59 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <1992Sep28.153352.12984@ultb.isc.rit.edu> adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu writes:

%  How this might be implemented is something I have given some though to.
% 
%  Everyone in their puberty years would have a transmitter implanted in
% their forehead. This transmitter would store a number for each of the
%                                                  
% -------------------------------------------------------------------------
% - Derrick Williams   Rochester Institute of Technology | Insert snappy  -
% - adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu     Computer Science        | quotation here -
% -------------------------------------------------------------------------


	i cannot believe what i just read. this takes all the fun and mystery 
out of life. right now i am currently interested in this woman i met at party 
this past weekend. i asked where i might find her around town and she was quite 
helpful in telling me that she goes to a particular coffee shop between nine 
and ten almost every day. all i need to do is get it together and go down there 
at that time in the morning and make a pitiful attempt at conversing with her. 
however, i feel weird about showing up like that, almost too eager. life is a 
wonderful dilemma and i like it that way. 

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Sieman Corp Slogans
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 02:39:08 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <1992Sep26.211117.16603@ultb.isc.rit.edu> adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu (A.D. Williams) writes:
>In article <!68n6#d.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>>In article <9209232049.AA16486@quaestor> carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:
>>>
>>>
>>>	Sieman: "For a Growing World"
>>
>>I have Siemens hearing aids but their design is not seminal.
>>
>>Mark., groan
>>gooley@netcom.com
>
>Phonic Ear PE 845's rule. I got a purple earmold for it (soft carpal
>canal with Libby tube). 
>
>I only wish I could get the case in neon green rather than that
>disgusting flesh tone they always come in.

I wanted electric blue ones.  The flesh tone NEVER looks like that of
any human being living or dead.

I understand that the flesh-tone hearing aids for blacks are even worse...

Mark.
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