HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: pjm6z@kelvin.seas.Virginia.EDU (Dave Lister)
Subject: Red Dwarf Sounds the Almost Last Announcement
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 05:29:16 GMT


To all the Red Dwarf fans who responded:

  The overwhelming choice for sounds format was the Sun .au format.
I have just finished converting the sounds and I have written down all
the sounds (which will be listed below).  I hope to have these posted
to the ftp site toaster.*.*.* (I can't remember it right now).  As soon
as the site gets them it will be a matter of time before they are placed in 
an appropriate directory and made available.  Let me remind everyone that
the sound quality ranges considerably and this is not the be all end all
of Red Dwarf sounds.  Here's the list

abndnship.au	-From "Marooned" when Holly calls for abandon ship and
		 she has to do the siren herself because it breaks
artcol.au	-Lister and Rimmer discuss Art College
backwds1.au	-The club owner yelling at Rimmer and Kryten the correct way
backwds2.au	-Same as backwds1.au only it's backwards
clitoris.au	-From "Polymorph", Rimmer's acronym
closing.au	-Closing theme song
dogmilk.au	-When Holly tells Dave that he's drinking dog's milk with his
		 tea
esprnto1.au	-A section of Rimmer's esperanto lesson from "Kryten"
fishfish.au	-The Cat ordering a lot of fish
garbage.au	-Rimmer from "Waiting for God"
holintro.au	-One of the Holly intro from the 1st season
holrock.au	-Full skit on Hol-Rock from "Kryten"
idontwl.au	-The Cat saying "I don't want to live, somebody please
		 shoo me in the head"
k-sh1.au	-Lister teaching Kryten to call Rimmer a Smeg Head from 
		 "Camille"
k-sh2.au	-Kryten trying to call Rimmer a Smeg Head also from "Camille"
labnsoib.au	-Rimmer saying "life's a bitch no smeg off I'm busy"
opener.au	-Opening music from the 1st season
toaster1.au	-The first appearance of Talkie Toaster
toaster2.au	-The second appearance of Talkie Toaster
tonguetd.au	-The song Tongue Tied from "Parallel Universe"

Anyway, that's the list.  Most of them are pretty big in size so make sure
you have lots of disks handy.  I did these on an impulse on Saturday and
I will probably do more but all of my Engineering Mid-terms are piling up
so it won't be for awhile.  For all the people who asked for a Mac format,
my roomate and I can swap sounds between my 486 and his LC very easily so
when we get a chance we'll convert 'em to MAC sounds in Soundmaster v1.7.3.
I hope this is helpful, if you have any questions please write me or if you
have any suggestions for a sound that I could do in the future that would be
great.  Like I said though, I hope to upload these Thursday sometime after
1 pm EST and then it's in the hands of the guy managing the site.  They will
be compressed to the .Z format as well to save some space.

Dave Lister
lister@virginia.edu

-- 
"On the one hand we have Holly a computer with the IQ in excess of 12 thousand
 who has a total grasp of astrophysics.  On the other we have Lister, who, and
 let's be fair, is a complete and total gimp."
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
From: jpotter@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au (Jonathan Potter)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: About my penis . . .
Date: 16 Oct 92 06:56:18 GMT
Organization: Information Technology Division, The University of Adelaide, AUSTRALIA
NNTP-Posting-Host: sirius.itd.adelaide.edu.au


 In article <DePmsB2w165w@amigans.gen.nz> zoltar@amigans.gen.nz (Grant Thoms) writes:
 >gak@wrs.com (Richard Stueven) writes:
 >
 >>
 >>          Jan                    Feb                    Mar
 >>  S  M Tu  W Th  F  S    S  M Tu  W Th  F  S    S  M Tu  W Th  F  S
 >>                 1  2       1  2  3  4  5  6       1  2  3  4  5  6
 >>  3  4  5  6  7  8  9    7  8  9 10 11 12 13    7  8  9 10 11 12 13
 >> 10 11 12 13 14 15 16   14 15 16 17 18 19 20   14 15 16 17 18 19 20
 >> 17 18 19 20 21 22 23   21 22 23 24 25 26 27   21 22 23 24 25 26 27
 >> 24 25 26 27 28 29 30   28                     28 29 30 31
 >> 31
 >>          Apr                    May                    Jun
 >>  S  M Tu  W Th  F  S    S  M Tu  W Th  F  S    S  M Tu  W Th  F  S
 >>              1  2  3                      1          1  2  3  4  5
 >>  4  5  6  7  8  9 10    2  3  4  5  6  7  8    6  7  8  9 10 11 12
 >                    ^^
 >
 >*wow* Look my brithday will be on a Saturday!

And how old will you be ? :-)

Jon
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From: ggiles@cie.uoregon.edu (Gregg Giles)
Subject: Re: Red Dwark Title Screen 24bit IFF... coming soon!
Organization: University of Oregon Campus Information Exchange
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 01:28:58 GMT

In article <BqJmsB6w165w@amigans.gen.nz> batman@amigans.gen.nz (Kerry Emerson) writes:
>Hi.  I am about to get a 24bit 16million colour picture of the Red Dwarf 
>Title Screen.  If someone wants this, gimme a yell.  Or if you just want 
>the 4096colour HAM IFF, then let me know.  I don't have it yet, but 
>should be getting it VERY SOON!


   I recommend that everyone put everything they ever get that deals with Red
Dwarf on toaster.ee.ubc.ca. The directory /pub/red-dwarf has the FAQ, so we
might as well keep it all together. :-)

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From: ecbjkokegei@economics.adelaide.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re :I'm curious . . .
Date: 8 Oct 92 11:05:29 GMT
Reply-To: bjkokege@teaching.cs.adelaide.edu.au
Organization: Economics, University of Adelaide
NNTP-Posting-Host: eco.economics.adelaide.edu.au

> In the series four episode, (damn! I can't remember what it was called - it's
> the one with Ace Rimmer in the parallel universe [Please don't say it was
> called "Parallel Universes"] ), anyway, in the series four episode, Ace Rimmer
> said that the one different decision that caused his and Smeghead Rimmer's
> lives to diverge was that Ace was kept back a year.
>
> Now, just what do you think the difference was between the two Listers?
> How imaginative can you be?

Maybe his parents weren't brother and sister. But that wouldn't work would it
then he would be someone else. Oh well forget it

Rimmer

======================================================================
LLLLL   LLLLLL   LLLLLL  LLLLLLL  LLLLLLL  |"Smoke me a kipper I'll
LLL  L  LLL  LL  LLL       LLL      LLL    |be back before breakfast"
LLLLL   LLLLL    LLLLLL    LLL      LLL    |
LLL  L  LLL  LL  LLL       LLL      LLL    |Ace Rimmer,
LLLLL   LLL  LL  LLLLLL    LLL      LLL    |Red-Dwarf
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Brett Kokegei
email : bjkokege@teaching.cs.adelaide.edu.au
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From: jlp@hamblin.math.byu.edu (Jan L. Peterson)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: About my penis . . .
Date: 12 Oct 92 12:11:41
Organization: Brigham Young University
Distribution: world
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In-reply-to: kv07@IASTATE.EDU's message of Sun, 11 Oct 1992 19:45:48 GMT

In article <1992Oct11.144548@IASTATE.EDU> kv07@IASTATE.EDU (Warren Vonroeschlaub) writes:
> [Lister is an] an enlightened 30,021st century guy.

Actually, when Holly says that three million years have passed, he's
using the English "million" which is equivalent to the US "billion" or
10^9.  So he's really a 30,000,021st century guy.  The US "million"
is known in the UK as a "millard", or something like that.

It bothered me at first how Cat could have evolved in "only" three
million years, but when I realized it was 3x10^9, it made a little
more sense.  At least, as much sense as you can expect Red Dwarf to
make. :-)

	-jan-
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From: warlock@halloween.EBay.Sun.COM (Dennis Richards Montgomery)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: Red Dwarf Sounds the Almost Last Announcemen
Date: 14 Oct 92 21:50:17 GMT
Reply-To: warlock@halloween.EBay.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: halloween.ebay.sun.com

>to the ftp site toaster.*.*.* (I can't remember it right now).  As soon

Could someone please post the full address!  The thought of my Sun greeting me with: 

 "How 'bout some toast?" in the morning,
  "Fish...Fish...Fish...Fish...Fish...Fish" around lunchtime,
    and the closing theme song when I'm blasing out is enough to make me 
     tongue tied :)

BTW : The new GIF's still come up as only top halves for me too...

Dennis
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From: zoltar@amigans.gen.nz (Grant Thoms)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: About my penis . . .
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 92 10:55:00 GMT+1
Organization: Wanganui Amigans, Wanganui, New Zealand

gak@wrs.com (Richard Stueven) writes:

> 
>          Jan                    Feb                    Mar
>  S  M Tu  W Th  F  S    S  M Tu  W Th  F  S    S  M Tu  W Th  F  S
>                 1  2       1  2  3  4  5  6       1  2  3  4  5  6
>  3  4  5  6  7  8  9    7  8  9 10 11 12 13    7  8  9 10 11 12 13
> 10 11 12 13 14 15 16   14 15 16 17 18 19 20   14 15 16 17 18 19 20
> 17 18 19 20 21 22 23   21 22 23 24 25 26 27   21 22 23 24 25 26 27
> 24 25 26 27 28 29 30   28                     28 29 30 31
> 31
>          Apr                    May                    Jun
>  S  M Tu  W Th  F  S    S  M Tu  W Th  F  S    S  M Tu  W Th  F  S
>              1  2  3                      1          1  2  3  4  5
>  4  5  6  7  8  9 10    2  3  4  5  6  7  8    6  7  8  9 10 11 12
                    ^^
 
*wow* Look my brithday will be on a Saturday!  
 
Anyway, I am after the Famous Red Dwarf Demo for the Amiga, I have heard 
that it is good, but has anyone actually seen it, or know where i can get 
it from?
 
Cheers,
Grant

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From: stilti@leland.stanford.edu (Tim Stilson)
Subject: Re: Actress on "Androids Have Feelings, Too"
Organization: Stanford EE
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 92 01:13:04 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.114857@IASTATE.EDU> kv07@IASTATE.EDU (Warren
Vonroeschlaub) writes:
>In article <1992Oct7.154745.27687@leland.Stanford.EDU>,
>stilti@leland.stanford.edu (Tim Stilson) writes:
>>  
>> Who played Kelly, the female android on "Androids Have Feelings Too", the 
>> soap-opera that Kryten is watching at the beginning of the episode "Kryten"?
>
>From the credits:
>
>           Kelly
>     Android 147621E
>
>          Brooke
>     Android 975421P
>   
etc..

Funny.  I meant, the <actual> (human) actress.

--Tim Stilson
stilti@leland.stanford.edu
From: David_Murphy@Novell.COM (David Murphy)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: About my penis . . .
Date: 12 Oct 92 20:13:50 GMT
Organization: Novell, Inc.

In article <JLP.92Oct12121141@phred.hamblin.math.byu.edu> jlp@hamblin.math.byu.edu (Jan L. Peterson) writes:
>In article <1992Oct11.144548@IASTATE.EDU> kv07@IASTATE.EDU (Warren Vonroeschlaub) writes:
>> [Lister is an] an enlightened 30,021st century guy.
>
>Actually, when Holly says that three million years have passed, he's
>using the English "million" which is equivalent to the US "billion" or
>10^9.  So he's really a 30,000,021st century guy.  The US "million"
>is known in the UK as a "millard", or something like that.
>
>It bothered me at first how Cat could have evolved in "only" three
>million years, but when I realized it was 3x10^9, it made a little
>more sense.  At least, as much sense as you can expect Red Dwarf to
>make. :-)

Not so, got it Backwards, an English million is still the same as an
American million ie. 10 to the power of 6, or 1,000,000.

It is the Billon that is different in England that is 1 million times 
1 million, ie, 10 p6 x 10 p6  = 10 p12

In American a Billion is 10 p9 or 1000 x 1 million

where p6 is "to the power of 6"

And let there be ant dispute I come from there, so unless they changed things
in the last few years t's the way to interpret it.

Let's remember Grant/Naylor have never let facts get in the way of a good
story.
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From: aldavi01@terra.spd.louisville.edu (Arlie Davis)
Subject: Re: One quadriquintijillion... (was: About my penis . . .)
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 20:04:39 GMT
Organization: University of Louisville
Followup-To: misc.misc

In <1befkgINNcc2@oak6.doc.ic.ac.uk> ijp@doc.ic.ac.uk (Ian Palmer) writes:

[long spiel on Brit/Amer numbers thankfully deleted]

> The two word you're missing are quadrillion and quitillion (spellings
> from memory only, so probably totally wrong).

> Of course the British way is better, 'cos it's correct, and doesn't
> require anyone to define new, and bigger, numbers.

Utter BS.  The English language, both Amer and Brit, is inconsistent
and ill-fitted for describing things accurately.

> For example. Take (spelling probably very rusty here) a dodeccadillion
> (I think that's close, but I know what I mean), that's obviously :-)
> 10^72 under the British system, but under the American system it's
> errr... ooooohhhh! errr..... carry the one.... add the number you
> first thought of..... subtract 3..... 10^33 *if* someone has bothered
> to define that far ahead....

> If you really wanted to redefine the system the American way (ie in
> steps of 10^3 rather than 10^6) you'd need to start of with 10^3 being
> a million, and not a thousand. So the American system is both
> inconsistent and wrong in one go - not bad :-)

Oh, come now!  Does anyone really *use* 1000-based multipliers above "billion"
(1e9) in common speech, except when we discuss US trade and budget deficits?
For *anything* above 1e9, I simply say "one eee nine", or in the company of
ordinary humans, "times ten to the ninth".

We don't use quadrillion, or quintillion, except when trying to impress Brits.  ;)

Also, I'm rather prone to using SI multipliers, and doing away entirely with
"thousand", "million", and all.  So, it's "... four megadollars ..." or
"population of six hundred kilopeople" or just "population six kay people".

				*	*	*

Follow-ups to misc.misc -- this has nothing to do with Red Dwarf.

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From: aa634@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Bill White)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: Red Dwarf Title Screen Gif (Part 1 of 2)
Date: 12 Oct 1992 21:36:42 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: aa634@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Bill White)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc5.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, ss@wpi.WPI.EDU (Scott Streeter) says:

>
>domalley> Am I the only one with this trouble, or have I been eating
>domalley> too many pot noodles lately?
>
>No. The thing is messed up. Probably wasn't downloaded in binary.
>

I'm having a similar (though nit the same problem). The GIF reader
that I use has never been able to recognize any of th GIF files that
I download from USENET. I'm not sure why this is except to say that
when I look over the info contained in the binaries on USENET it 
appears to be an ASCII style file. The GIF's that I download from
other BBS's are never in ASCII. Do I need to do some type of 
conversion with the ASCII files before they become viewable GIF's?

--Beware of Trojan's, they're complete smegheads!
            --Lister, Red Dwarf V
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From: Ted.Bebenek@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Ted Bebenek)
Subject: The Red Dwarf Books Revisited
Organization: Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 21:23:07 GMT

I already have the first two Red Dwarf books (IWCD, and BTL), but I heard
that a third book has been/will be published.  Is this rumour true, and if
so, has the book been published yet, and when will it be available in the US?

Thanks in advance.


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From: aa634@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Bill White)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: California License Plates?
Date: 7 Oct 1992 05:06:15 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: aa634@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Bill White)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc5.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, joe.siegler@satalink.com (Joe Siegler) says:

>
>Has anyone ever run a trace on the two California License plates that 
>are on the walls of the sleeping quarters for the first two series?
>I've always meant to do this, but never have done so.
>

If anyone has, they probably found that the license plates went missing
mysteriously. At Whoosiercon II Craig Charles said that he got the 
"Detroit Police Shield" that adorns Listers' costume from an unsuspecting
officer that pulled him over for speeding during a visit to the states.
I would love to  have been a fly on the wall at the Police Station when
the officer tried to explain what happend to his badge to his superiors.

--Beware of Trojan's, they're smegheads!
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From: ensalada@cats.ucsc.edu (Kevin Charles Rubio)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: Actress on "Androids Have Feelings, Too"
Date: 9 Oct 92 23:42:29 GMT
Reply-To: keeper@deeptht.armory.com
Organization: University of California; Santa Cruz
NNTP-Posting-Host: si.ucsc.edu


In article <1992Oct8.114857@IASTATE.EDU> kv07@IASTATE.EDU (Warren Vonroeschlaub) writes:
>        Brooke Jay
>       Android 241A

That should be "Brooke Jnr."

> Produced and directed by
>       Kyle Gwenlyn

`Kylie', actually.

But that leads me to another question ...

Does "Kylie Gwenlyn" mean anything in particular?

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From: "davidr turner" <davidr.turner@canrem.com>
Subject: about my penis . . .
Reply-To: "davidr turner" <davidr.turner@canrem.com>
Organization: Canada Remote Systems
Distribution: alt
Date: 15 Oct 92 00:11:57 EST

WV>  The most important though: a majopr problem I hadn't noticed the first tim
WV>through.  Lister says he is an "enlightened twenty-third century guy".  Whic
WV>implies the accident occurred during the 23rd century.  But in stasis leak,
WV>clock in the shower room said 2077 (now that I think about it, that may have
WV>been the time, who makes clocks that tell you the year?).  What year was the
WV>accident, or are there several conflicting dates?

Are you sure it said 2077?  An odd time for a 60-minute hour...

I'd hate to think that the UK's space program had only gotten that
far, while the US (or future Federation) had gone the way of ST:TNG...

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From: ss@wpi.WPI.EDU (Scott Streeter)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: Red Dwarf Title Screen Gif (Part 1 of 2)
Date: 14 Oct 92 09:33:02
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute, Worcester, MA 01609-2280
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In-reply-to: zoltar@amigans.gen.nz's message of 14 Oct 92 12:51:23 GMT

>>>>> On 14 Oct 92 12:51:23 GMT, zoltar@amigans.gen.nz (Grant Thoms) said:

zoltar> You require the Program UUdecode.. All the files and Gifs are
zoltar> encoded using UUencode, so they can be placed on the Usenet...

zoltar> We had the same problems with the gif picture, lots of Black
zoltar> and white (?) dots, and that ws all...

I think alot of people out there are aware of uudecode. That wasen't
the problem the file just didn't work. My news reader will put all the
parts together, uudecode them, and put it in my directory. I have done
literally 1000's of times. It wasn't a uudecode problem. It may have
been a uuencode problem on the original posters part.

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From: ss@wpi.WPI.EDU (Scott Streeter)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: Red Dwarf Title Screen Gif (Part 1 of 2)
Date: 13 Oct 92 07:34:55
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute, Worcester, MA 01609-2280
	<domalley.718909076@unix1.tcd.ie> <1bcr5aINNd3u@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>
	<1992Oct13.111911.574@dct.ac.uk>
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In-reply-to: mcramm@dct.ac.uk's message of 13 Oct 92 11:19:10 +0100

>>>>> On 13 Oct 92 11:19:10 +0100, mcramm@dct.ac.uk (McRamm) said:

mcramm> In article <1bcr5aINNd3u@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, aa634@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Bill White) writes:
> 
> In a previous article, ss@wpi.WPI.EDU (Scott Streeter) says:
> 
>>
>>domalley> Am I the only one with this trouble, or have I been eating
>>domalley> too many pot noodles lately?
>>
>>No. The thing is messed up. Probably wasn't downloaded in binary.
>>
> 
> I'm having a similar (though nit the same problem). The GIF reader
> that I use has never been able to recognize any of th GIF files that
> I download from USENET. I'm not sure why this is except to say that
> when I look over the info contained in the binaries on USENET it
> appears to be an ASCII style file. The GIF's that I download from
> other BBS's are never in ASCII. Do I need to do some type of
> conversion with the ASCII files before they become viewable GIF's?

mcramm> Ever heard of UUDECODE?  Try it.

Wow, not shit. My news reader will do it for me. The picture is messed
up....


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