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Date:         Tue, 29 Sep 1992 22:07:51 EDT
From:         "Daniel A. Foss" <DFOSS@CCVM.SUNYSB.EDU>
Subject:      Entrance requirements (minimum SAT score) for atheism

Please, mallrats, I have told you, I am going to tell you again, let this be
the last time I have to tell you, denial of the existence of the deity of
whatever gender, he she it does not exist, is merely an invisible protective
shield, the first tissuepaperthin line of defense. The real Faith is not the
JudeoXtian or whatever. The real Faith is that in the True Self. This is why
up in the Psych Quad they pull your fingernails out, they burn cigarettes in
you - mind you how cigarette smoking itself is regarded on the Psych Quad so
conceive if you dare the psychic repugnance the Jewish Inquisition must
overcome for Frederic M. Levine, PhD, Top Shrink of Suffix County, to
extinguish his ciggy on you, what conviction to commit a human rights violation
Carcinogenic to Them-selves! - before Room 201. No wonder the big Deviance man,
Gagnon, as I told you, called Levine "Stupid, even for a psychologist!" Had to
get Room 201 from a work of fiction, any time you catch a psychologist using
Imagination, you know the Shrink is Psycho pure and simple since in Clinical
they are such imbeciles thay cannot, repeat are totally unable to distinguish
as among the fictitious, the use of one's imagination, and a delusionary
psychosis. The same goes for the whole of the Psych Quad in lesser degree.

Room 201 is of course where the organisms for Rat Lab are kept.

Nobody believes in God. Not the Republicans, certainly not them, the
Republicans least of all. As they know if there were such an entity where they
would be sent for their Sins. And both logically and temporally in cultural
evolution Sin comes before, is more centrally important than, any god or gods
or evil spirits or devas or what have you not.

The True Self is where they run you through their maze, *including* Joe Provo,
*including* Dana "Felonious Cube" Rollins, including numberless women with
biological clocks as if wired to Semtex in Beirut street ticking...who each
tell me, "outwardly, I am quite faceless and appear indistinguishable from the
generality of Normals; yet Deep Within there Beats a True Self which is unique,
uncategorizable, Different, unlike what you have come to expect, I alone," this
is what the *women* say, "can understand a pure soul like you."

All self-deception, every word of it was. Self-deception. For no sooner had I
let on, or they found out, that I was mere Human Garbage deceptively using
*stylistic tricks* to let on i got Degrees, therefore inferentially a Career,
therefore inferentially Upper Muddle standard of living, instead of *what I
really was*, *really am*, what is *Inferior* and *Human Garbage* most Stinking,
these women went <poof>.

For it is written...BUT I SAY UNTO YOU, mallrats, "If all Normals, you
included, *look* alike, that is because all Normals *are* alike. By what ye
shall take them for shall ye know them.

Look out there, on Real Television, all your favorite TV characters deny the
existence of the deity. Bart Simpson denies the existence of the deity. The
entire NFL playership, announcership, managership, and coachship denies the
existence of the deity. They/Them expect that, they count on it, even, so they
show you a Series on Real Television where Bart Simpson, Real TV Character,
denies the existence of the deity and you say, "Awesome humungous Thingie, man,
Bart Simpson denies the existence of the deity, is this not daring, it this not
out and out *radical*."

Such simpleminded naive hapless grasp-at-any-straw suckers you are.

Daniel [von]Falk[enhausen] Lowenkron
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