HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: operator@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: nursery rhymes
Date: 4 Sep 92 07:56:27 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Aug27.183019.8666@njitgw.njit.edu>, lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt) writes:
> In article <goosen.21.714926403@cc.und.ac.za> goosen@cc.und.ac.za (Chris Goosen) writes:
>>Hello there
>>
>>Little Miss Muffet

Here's some more..... 

There was an old lady 
who lived in a shoe,
who has so many children
her uterus fell out.....

or

Old Mother Hubbard 
went to the cupboard
to give the poor dog a bone
but when she bent over
the dog took over and gave
her a bone of his own...

8-)

           ************************************************
           * Mark at Oxford University Computing Services *
           * Email - OPS@UK.AC.OX.VAX  anytime....        *
           ************************************************

  "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and 
   finds himself no wiser then before," Bokonon tells us. "He is full of 
   murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by
   their ignorance the hard way."
                      -- Kurt Vonnegut, "Cats Cradle"
From: v110r9av@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Ning Wang)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: bathroom graffiti
Date: 7 Sep 92 21:28:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

Since my accounts will be closed tomorrow anyway, I think this is a good
time to practice my rights of free speech :)


SUNY at Buffalo STINKS, I'm sooo glad I was never part of it
I believe the maturity of UB as a school can be best reflected by
the types of graffiti on its bathroom walls. sometimes those waist-high
signs are so humiliating to this school that I really get this urge
to fight back and write (standing up, of course):
I PISSED ON THE TOILET SEAT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Moral of the story? UB STINKS, ITS STUDENTS STINK, ITS BATHROOMS STINK
and its computer people and printermen are all a$$holes
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jcnerne@pbhyg.PacBell.COM (Jim C. Nerney)
Subject: Hypocrite Litmus Test
Organization: Pacific * Bell
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 21:00:24 GMT
Keywords: Hypocrite, spelling


How do you get a "sniviling hypocrite" to laugh?
Tell her that Dan Quayle made a spelling mistake.

Speaking of spelling mistakes and hypocrites:
Does Bill Clinton still spell "America" with a "k"?

Another test for hypocrites:
Look who's going for their Kill file.


Disclaimer: who would be so unthinking as to suppose
that my employer shared these opinions?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cs902117@ariel.yorku.ca (TONY D'ALFONSO)
Subject: Re: A joke!
Organization: York University, Toronto, Canada
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 03:55:42 GMT

Don't flame me, flame the unknown author who made up some of these jokes!
 
 How can you tell a blond has been using a computer?

 answer:  All the white-out on the screen.


Santa Claus, a smart woman and a dumb woman are in a room with a $10 bill on
the floor.  The lights go out.  When they come back on, the bill is missing.
Who took it?
 
Stop an think about this one...  It had to be the dumb woman as the other two
don't exist!



There's three guys on a cruise liner - An American, a Canadian (from Quebec)
and a Newfie.  As they were enjoying the beautiful sunny day on the deck of
the ship, there was a sudden urgency to get off, as the boat was sinking!
Everyone is rushing for lifeboats, and these three got together in the same
boat.  Hours later, they've floated away from everyone else, to the point that
all that surrounds them and can be seen is water.  About an hour later a 
bottle bangs up on the boat, and the Canadian, or Quebecois if Canada actually
does separate, picks it up.  It was an old wine bottle, which the Quebecer
began admiring as it reminded him of the good times at home...  The American
stole it from his hands and yanked the cork off.  Suddenly a cloud of smoke
comes out, and from the smoke was formed a face.  As the smoke cleared out,
the three men were astonished to see that it was a genie that popped out.
The genie spoke, "Since there are three of you, you, you (fading echo),
I will give you one wish each, each, each..."  Well the guy from Quebec had
memories of home, when he blurted that he wished he was home and *POOF*, he
disappeared.  The American quickly caught on, unlike former presidents, and
wished he was home when *POOF*, he disappeared...
  
                            ... 1/2 an hour goes by ...
                            ... an hour ... 2 hours ...
 
Looking to his left and right, he opened his mouth, then shook his head
and still looked around...  3 hours go by...

      With assurance, he looked up at the genie, opened his mouth and said,
"I'm lonely, I wish my friends were back."

Pa boom boom.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: oliverm@nevada.edu (Moises Oliveira )
Subject: My Lovie Poo....
Keywords: Request
Organization: Organization? Ha, don't make me laugh
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 02:05:23 GMT

A while back someone posted a series of articles to rec.humor.  The articles
were "love letters".  They were the most sickly sweet things I have ever read.

The had lines like "Your father was a thief, for he stole the stars from the
sky and placed them in your eyes."  

Anyways, I need these for a practical joke.  If you have them please re-post
them (in the distance the net.bandwidth.police scream Nooooo!), or email them
to me.

Much apprecaited.

ObJoke:   Red Hot Chilli Peppers
From: kovarski@zooid.guild.org (Mark Kovarski)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Nursery Rhyme
Date: 6 Sep 92 01:49:39 GMT
Organization: ZOOiD BBS

ahsen@sbstaff2.cs.sunysb.edu (Ahsen Sabih) writes:
>In article <1992Sep1.163802.2863@island.COM> kin@island.COM (Kin Blas) writes:
>>Don't remember where I heard this one:
>>
>>Hickory dickory dock
>>The mouse ran up the clock
>>The clock struck one
>>And the mouse got away with minor injuries
>>
>>
> The version which I read was in MAD and it went like this.
>
> Hickory dickory dock
> Three mice ran up the clock
> The clock struck one 
> Two got away with minor injuries
>
>
>>Kin Blas
>>kin@island.com
>
>
>  -ahsen
>
>
Hickory dickory dock,
Some chick was sucking my cock,
The clock struck two,
I dumped the bitch on the next block.

Now, am I romantic or what?
Mark K.

PhD in sexual engineering, and I have. If you have yor doubts, call me and
you'll find out.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: howeird@hplabsz.hpl.hp.com
Subject: Re: Groucho's list.. till now
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 00:34:33 GMT
Organization: HP Research Grants Program

How about this one:
"I'd never join a club which would accept >me< as a member."

================================================================ 
Howard Stateman    howeird@hpl.HP.COM  [Not an HP spokesman]
"I have the heart of a little child, and the brain of a genius
                     -- and I keep them in a jar under my bed"
================================================================ 
Anatomically Correct Bulletin Board (415) 8-jovial [Adults only]
================================================================ 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ahmad@seas.gwu.edu (Aftab Ahmad)
Subject: Re: REQUEST:  Wedding Jokes for a FEMALE friend
Organization: George Washington University
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 20:19:42 GMT

In article <1992Sep9.193323.15618@mailer.cc.fsu.edu> zuniga@loligo.cc.fsu.edu (Ralph Zuniga (FREAC/CAR)) writes:
>
>
>	I have a FEMALE friend who is getting married.
>	Does anyone have any weddings jokes I can tell her.
>
>
>


	 1. Mary: Julie! Does your husband snore?
	    Julie: How do I know. We have been married only a month.

	2.  One girl: " How is your new boy-friend?"
	    the Other: " He is nice except one thing - he changes shapes"
	    First: " Oh My! How
	    Second: " When he leaves the bed after making love He comes 
		     back and looks entirely different - even his clothes
		     and face have changed...and wants to make love again...
		     and this happens all night...
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Names
From: mike@piglet.dosli.govt.nz (Mike Taylor)
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 20:42:01 GMT
Organization: Department of Survey and Land Information, New Zealand

In article <1992Sep9.074847.23765@alf.uib.no> s312@brems.ii.uib.no (Permjit Bhamra) writes:
>clyde@brahms.udel.edu (Clarence W Robinson) writes:
>: 
>: Delaware has a State Senator (or at least had one) named Al O. Plant.
>: No lie.  He always included his middle initial.
>
>-- Stuff deleted --
>
>I knew a gynecologist, her name was Mrs. Hymen ....
>
>: >Let's just hope her husband's name isn't Dick...<g>
>

I know of a girl called Kim Head.  Her friends just call her Kimmy

Mike.
From: morris@mksol.dseg.ti.com (jerry a morris)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Famous Churchill Oxymoron Quote
Date: 11 Sep 92 12:52:13 GMT
Organization: Texas Instruments

In article <1992Sep8.210548.28704@awdprime.austin.ibm.com>, Chris Mussack writes:
|> 
|> Once young Winston was spending spring break in Ft. Lauderdale.
|> As he carelessly flipped through the Sports Illustrated
|> swimsuit issue, three giggling co-eds from Georgia approached him.
|> "Excuse me, my friends and I were having some fun thinking
|> up oxymorons, you know, like millitary intelligence or
|> British love-making. Perhaps you would like to contribute."
|> Without looking up he quickly complied: "Your fat ass."
|> -- 
|> Chris Mussack        
|> 
|> mussack@innerdoor.austin.ibm.com
|> IBM Advanced Workstation Division     

I don't get it. your fat ass?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: altshule@skid.ps.uci.edu (Eric Altshuler)
Subject: (none)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Organization: University of California, Irvine
Date: 9 Sep 92 01:55:29 GMT

Jim Jones ism      Eat shit and die
From: tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A joke?
Date: 15 Sep 92 12:16:29 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Sep14.193125.24632@newshost.unh.edu>, ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Ri
nk) writes:
>
>A person died without Christ and went to hell for eternity.
>
>Oh, I'm sorry -- this is for humor.  But the devil is laughing his head off!

Did I ask for Religious advertisements? If I wanted to hear about your
religious views, don't you think I'd be reading BIT.LISTSERV.CHRISTIAN or
TALK.RELIGION.MISC?  Why don't you mind your own business? If I want any
information about your religion, I'll ask someone a lot more knowledgeable and
less pushy than you. In a nutshell, shut uppa you face!
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers
From: david@cs.uow.edu.au (David E A Wilson)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Wollongong University, Australia
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 05:11:33 GMT

u734120@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (John Lamp) writes:
>>peter@taronga.com (Peter da Silva) writes:
>>> Hibberts Law #14:
>>> 	When two technologies are competing for the marketplace,
>>> 	the inferior one always succeeds.
>And VHS winning over Beta ;->

But VHS had the superior running time (2 hrs vs 1 hr) when first introduced
and movies usually run for more than 1 hr... Here is Australia we can now get
E-300 (5 hour) tapes that will run for 10 hours at LP speed. What can US
VHS & Beta machines reach?
-- 
David Wilson				(042) 21 3802 voice, (042) 21 3262 fax
Dept Comp Sci, Uni of Wollongong	david@cs.uow.edu.au
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Fun with cats (and dogs)
Date: 14 Sep 92 13:32:04 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <92257.100323HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu>, HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
|> In article <u9P1qB15w165w@major.panix.com>, dos@major.panix.com (Dave O'Shea)
|> says:
|> >
|> >An animal mistreatment newsgroup? Sounds great! rec.dog.meat-grinder?
|> >sci.monkey.chop.chop.chop? alt.cat-stomping?
|> >
|> 
|> Isn't (wasn't) their alt.sex.bestiality?  I think their motto was
|> HAPPINESS IS A WARM PUPPY.
|> 

Remember the last recipe is a Chinese Cook book - How to Wok your dog.
From: bharat@ccvax.ucd.ie
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NoTitle
Date: 12 Sep 92 17:29:33 GMT
Organization: University College Dublin

In article <1992Sep8.205640.15327@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, lipscomb@lonestar.utsa.edu (David S. Lipscomb) writes:
> In article <1992Sep8.192524.6108@seas.gwu.edu> ahmad@seas.gwu.edu (Aftab Ahmad) writes:
>>
>>	Read it in a comics book.
>>
>>	
>>Speed of light is 186000 miles/sec. The speed of darkness cannot be measured.
> The exact speed of light is 186,282.397 miles/sec in a vacuum.
  you didn't get the humar...
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dward@scf.nmsu.edu (Dan Ward)
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Atheist
Organization: New Mexico State University
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 23:35:38 GMT

 
  One of the post had the questions "Can God make a rock
  so big (s)he cannot lift it?"

  Actually, I have an answer - although the answer is based on
  Zen concepts.  First, you have to  imagin a line on a black
  board that is - say - 8 feet long.  Using the "half life" concept,
  place a mark exactly in the middle.  This leaves two equal 
  sections - each 4 foot long.  Again, select one section, and place
  a line exactly in the middle.  Disregard the other section.  You
  will now see two sections - each one exactly 2 foot.  Disregard 
  one section.  Take the other and place a line so you have two
  sections exactly 1 foot long.  Continue to do this until it becomes
  almost impossible to see where the lines are.  THEN, take one section
  (which is now probably half an inch long) and draw a symbolic
  representation on the board which is 8 feet long.  By continuing
  this process, you will see that while you APPROACH the end of the
  line, you never actually get there.

  This is analagous to someone trying to walk an eight foot distance.
  Using the "half life" theory, you can never get there.  However, it
  is obvious to everyone that people do walk a distance of foot quite easily.
  
  The answer is found in "zenish ?" concepts.  Because of the time
  element, the person who reaches the end of the 8 foot line is a
  different person than the one who started the journey...  Hence,
  the puzzle is resolved.  The existance reality for the "starter"
  cannot bind the "finisher" who, because of the time continuim is
  in another reality.  The person who reads the last sentence in this
  post is NOT the same person who started reading it...

  The answer to the question of God and the rock is similar.  One
  God makes a rock so big he (she) can't move it, but another God
  (the one who exist a split second later) is able to lift it.

  Humm...  I feel so much better now.
      Dan
  

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Humor
Date: 9 Sep 92 13:29:52 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1992Sep8.181936.11351@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, calloway@lonestar.utsa.edu (Michael L. Calloway) writes:
|> >> (Andrzej Borowiec) says:
|> >> >>  How come this is called 'rec.humor'?
|> >> >Are you trying to start a cascade?
|> >> He's probaly got a brain tumor.
|> >Now look at the mess you made.
|> What mess; where?
Why did you step in it?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: hoahosth@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (ANDREA HOSTH)
Subject: More mangled rhymes
Organization: Halls of Residence, Monash University 
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 16:49:32 GMT

Mary had a little bike
She rode it back to front
Every time she applied the brake
The seat went up her skirt.

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the candlestick
Silly Jack boy should have jumped higher
Goodness gracious!! Great balls of fire!

Georgie Porgie puddin an pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too
He's funny that way.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children 
She *must* have known what to do.

Little boy blue come blow your horn
The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn
And where is the little boy who tends the sheep?
He's under the haystack with Little Bo Peep.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Her knickers all tattered and torn
It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her
It was little boy blue with his horn.

(I don't really understand this next one, but I'll stick it in anyway).
Mary had a half a wombat
Its fleas knew lots about diathermy
It followed her to school one day
On its remaining good leg.

That's all

Ankh
From: jfreter@triton.unm.edu (The Myth)
Subject: Speed of dark
Date: Tue, 08 Sep 92 22:07:45 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <1992Sep8.192524.6108@seas.gwu.edu> ahmad@seas.gwu.edu (Aftab Ahmad) writes:
>	Read it in a comics book.
>Speed of light is 186000 miles/sec. The speed of darkness cannot be measured.

Well, since light and dark are opposites, and in number theory to some
opposite means negative whil to others it means reciprocal

the speed of darkness is obviously -1/186000 miles per second.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Mark Kovarski <kovarski@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: Nursery Rhyme
Organization: ZOOiD BBS
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 02:13:12 GMT

HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
>In article <1992Sep6.014939.26868@zooid.guild.org>, kovarski@zooid.guild.org
>(Mark Kovarski) says:
>>
>>Hickory dickory dock,
>>Some chick was sucking my cock,
>>The clock struck two,
>>I dumped the bitch on the next block.
>>
>Andrew Dice Clay created this one:
>Hickory Dickory Dock,
>Some chick was sucking my cock.
>The clock struck two,
>I dropped my goo,
>And dumped the bitch at the next block.
>
>THAT'S how it goes (mostly)  ;-)

Yes, you are correct!

>
>>Now, am I romantic or what?
>>Mark K.
>
>Give me your girlfriends e-mail address and I'll ask her.

She doesn't have any e-mail address. She doesn't go to school anymore.
As a matter of fact, she wouldn't go near a guy unless he has the following:

1) Job
2) Money
3) Sports car

>

>>PhD in sexual engineering, and I have. If you have yor doubts, call me and
>>you'll find out.
>
>PhD stands for (P)iled (h)igher and (D)eeper.  I think I know why...
>
>
>Hans C. Masing | HCM100@PSUVM.psu.edu  | Penn State University MIS Dept |
>
>If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is
>"God is crying."  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to
>tell him is "Probably because of something you did."  - Jack Handey
From: dfp1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (DANIEL FRANCIS PRATT)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Lawyer jokes needed!!!!!!!!
Date: 10 Sep 92 21:09:42 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


    Help my G.P.A.......

    My law prof. offered to up anyone's grade a whole
    letter if they could bring in just one joke that
    makes lawyers look good.  Please e-mail me any that
    you can think of and I'll post a list of all the
    good ones.
-- 


              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                Daniel Pratt   ------   dfp1@Lehigh.EDU
                "That light at the end of the tunnel is
                the front of an oncoming train!" -- DLR
              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From: rFd2001@mailserver.bgsu.edu ( Ryan Dickey)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Sex With a Teacher
Date: 12 Sep 92 12:47:34 GMT
Organization: BGSU

A fifth-grade boy comes home from school and his mom says "Hi, honey, how was your day?"
"Oh, fine",  he says, " I had sex with my teacher today."
"WHAT???" , screamed the mother.
"You go right on upstairs and wait till your dad gets home.", she said.
An hour later, the boy's dad comes home.
"Hi, honey.", he says "How was your day?"
"Horrible.  Your son came home from school and said he had sex with his teacher."
"Allright, I'll go upstairs and straighten him out.", he tells his wife.
On the way up the stairs, he thinks: "You know, I was 18 when I first got laid, and this kid's
in fifth grade, he doesn't deserve punishment, he deserves a present!"
He opens the door to his son's room.
"Don't kill me dad!", the boy stammers.
"No, son, I'm not mad.  Your mother's pissed, but I'm not.  See, I was 18 when I first had sex,
and your only in fifth grade.  Way to go Junior!  You know what?  I'm going to buy you a new 
bike!"
"REALLY?", Junior says, "A new bike?  Cool.  But I won't be able to ride it for awhile."
"Why not?"
" Well,'cuz my butt still hurts!"
From: 00bwanderson@bsu-ucs.uucp
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Date: 11 Sep 92 06:42:50 GMT

In article <1992Sep6.212517.7081@wam.umd.edu>, ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:
>>>>I dare you to cross post this to soc.culture.usa
>>>Hah Ha Ha ha, get it! get it!  soc.culture.usa !!!!
>>>get it yet!
>>>               culture in the US of A, ha ha ha what a joke!!!!
>>>This is Hilarious
>>
>>They've got lots of culture in the US of A. Like Rocky, Rambo, Termnator,
>>McDonalds, Burger King, ..... Need I continue?

Ya fergot hour grate Inglish!  Know two menshun "YOGURT"!

(*SMIRK*)

>>>>Joe
>>>-ara
>>kch
>>     .sig space for rent. Call karl@diku.dk
> don't forget tele-evangelists
> -ara (again)
Spock
-- 
.sig?  We don' need no steenkin' .sig!

Bruce Anderson: A tradition of Chaos and Disorder since 1967
spock@bsu-cs.bsu.edu (unix)	00bwanderson@bsu-ucs.uucp (VAX)
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!  BSU disclaims me, and I disclaim them.
From: ramakris@csgrad.cs.vt.edu (S.Ramakrishnan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 7 Sep 92 00:05:49 GMT
Organization: VPI&SU Computer Science Department, Blacksburg, VA

In article <1992Sep3.160226.4092@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:

  >(...) Ye, Ye, I know GET THE F*** OF THE NETWORK IF
  >YOU DON'T LIKE, have any better arguments?

I've a better one: GET Y'R FANATIC A** OUT OF THE NETWORK.

---
S Ramakrishnan, CS Dept, McBryde Hall, VaTech
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dos@major.panix.com (Dave O'Shea)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Fun with cats
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 92 22:32:29 EDT
Organization: ACME products - artillery division

cholette@JSP.UMontreal.CA (Cholette Martin) writes:

> In article <dewey-080992101342@sebastian.centerline.com> dewey@centerline.com
> >In article <1992Sep3.185832.23105@wisipc.weizmann.ac.il>,
> >jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livy) wrote:
> >> 
> >[ Much humor delete ]
> >> Ok! That's enough! I ignored the FIRST idiot who wrote this kind of things
> >> but now it begins to be a litlle annoying...VERY annoying!! What's that?
> >> A humour newsgroup or a animal maltreatment newsgroup?? And DON'T bullshit
> >> that this is "only humour".There are some things which have their borders 
> >> jokes..MUCH before;and this includes ANIMAL treatment.This list is read
> >> by several tens of thousands of people AT LEAST,and believe me,that there
> >> is AT LEAST some idiot somewhere which will try those horrible things.And 
> >> if it is not true(AND I AM SURE IT IS!!),just talking about this makes me 
> >> I am reading this list for JOKES ,not for SADISTIC advices.
> >> Go with it to the inquisition.They'll like it.|:-(
> >                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

Hmm... Operating on that premise. SEND ME TEN MILLION DOLLARS! (Never know,
maybe there is someone stupid enough)

An animal mistreatment newsgroup? Sounds great! rec.dog.meat-grinder?
sci.monkey.chop.chop.chop? alt.cat-stomping?


> >I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition . . . Get the comfy chair!!!

Oh no! Not the comfy chair!

> >> I am sorry that I HAVE to write such an article.
> >> Thank you for reading.
> >> Livian

Have you been hearing voices telling you to do things, Livian? Like that
one that's telling you to send me all your money?


--
"A leopard never changes his stripes" 
           -- Al Gore, candidate for vice-president
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Searching for list
From: hamling@mdcbbs.com (Griff Hamlin III)
Date: 15 Sep 92 14:58:25 PDT
Distribution: world
Organization: M&E (Division of EDS), Cypress CA

In article <3FTZqB2w165w@c-cat.UUCP>, david@c-cat.UUCP (dave) writes:
|> 
|> anyone of you list compiling folks have one for
|> What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who......
|> 
|> sits in front of your door
|> 		matt
|> floats on a lake
|> 		bob
|> ...
|> 
|> you get the idea.   Please post it!
who hangs on the wall
	art
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