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From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Kibology?
Date: 29 Sep 92 15:26:37 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <OLDMAN.92Sep29012006@titan.ucc.umass.edu> oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Tig Stone) writes:
>
>In article <19lmtfINN5u3@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>> In a previous article, Tazzie@cup.portal.com (Jon S Novak) says:
>>
>>>I hate to ask such a question...
>>>
>>>But what is kibology?
>>
>> What *isn't* Kibology?!?
>
>And where's Kibo's money?
>
 i have it.

(among other things.)
bah.
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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade,alt.non.sequitur
From: klein@frith.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein)
Subject: Re: Kibology?
Organization: Michigan State University College of Stunt Piloting
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 02:44:40 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.225629.26780@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Tig Stone) writes:
>>al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>>>In a previous article, Tazzie@cup.portal.com (Jon S Novak) says:
>>>>But what is kibology?
>>>What *isn't* Kibology?!?
>>And where's Kibo's money?
>And why is everyone wearing funny hats
We just like them.  Nothing to do with Kibo.

(Although the fried egg looks good on him.)



-- 
Jeff Klein             | "Happily, Ral doffs his outer clothing for a
Browsing Boy of the LNH|  refreshing dip in one of the dangerous 
klein@frith.egr.msu.edu|  chemical vats." - Ty Templeton
From: hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony "SCHWAibo" Hobbs)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Ticketing illegal cycling (was Re: Bikes and sidewalks)
Date: 4 Oct 1992 08:41:57 GMT
Organization: Wellington City Council (Public Access), Wgtn, Nz
Reply-To: hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
NNTP-Posting-Host: kosmos.wcc.govt.nz

In article <mcirvin.718055504@husc8>, mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
>kstailey@leidecker.gsfc.nasa.gov (Kenneth Stailey) writes:
>
>>You IDIOT! You forgot the PINK!  What breakfast could possibly be
>>complete WITHOUT the PINK??!?!?!?
>
>Which one's Pink?

"And did we tell you the name of the game, boy,
 We call it riding the gravy train!"

I think Leader Kibo should learn to play the bass guitar so he can join Pink
Floyd.

							- SCHWA.
--
Anthony Hobbs    	SCHWAibo	    hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
OverPope, First Holy Reformed Church of Snack Food - Kate Bush Is Goddess
	     "Old man, what the hell you gonna kill next?"
DISCLAIMER: I am not Romanian and was not head of the Securitate for 15 years.
From: conrad.thompson@p2012.f75.n3603.z1.FIDONET.ORG (conrad thompson)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Questions About Kibotechnology
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 17:05:00 EDT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:3603/75.2012 - Psycho.FidoNet.Org, Clearwater FL

 > audience.  Clearly Nanotechnology could be used to make biffs head
 > explode, or indeed any arbitrary head.  Will Kibotechnology make
 > Nanotechnology obsolete?  Or am I confused?

I'm afraid you're wrong.  Now YOUR head will explode!

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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: WANTED: AD&D Module : Dargard Keep
From: hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony 'SCHWAibo' Hobbs)
Date: 5 Oct 92 10:28:05 NZST
Organization: Chief Lord High Priest, ACCGEK
NNTP-Posting-Host: kosmos.wcc.govt.nz

In article <XIBO.92Oct3081601@fido.fido.econ.arizona.edu>, xibo@fido.econ.arizona.edu (Mr. Coates) writes:
> hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony "SCHWAibo" Hobbs) writes:
> #
> #   If you must, however, I think "uh-ee-bo" sounds nice.
> #
> #					   - SCHWA.
> 
> Hey, butthead, are you going to be schwa, or schwaibo?  Make up
       ^^^^^^^^ (Oh wow, Xibo called me a butthead! What do I win?)

In case you didn't notice, Butthead (tm), "SCHWA" is short for "SCHWAibo". The
first five letters are one letter.

> your fuckin' mind!  Meanwhile, I'm pleased to note that since
> you're an ee-bo and not an eye-bo, you immediately side with
> Xibo and not Kibo.

And I always thought he was pronounced "Kibbo". But listen here, Butthead (tm), 
I don't side with Xibo, Kibo, ~ibo or Dan Quayle. I'm a free "ibo", on no-one's
side but my own. Besides, Kibo says I can be Leader of all things New when he
becomes Prez. What are *you* offering?

>  Kibo is not allowed.

Well, I'm not allowed either, but that doesn't stop me.

> Down with K(eye)bo!

No! Sideways with Kib(b)o!!

> #   p.s. Does anyone remember the last time Kibo used a smiley?
> 
> Smileys are not allowed.  So there.  :-(

Xibo is worse than a bozo. He is a "I am not a bozo" bozo.

				- SCHWA.
-- 
"Look over there! See that man on the bus! Is he looking at you... PARANOIA!"

Anthony Hobbs		SCHWAibo		    hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
Chief Lord High Priest, ACCGEK - Hail Frozen Yoghurt - Snuggles Loves You
DISCLAIMER: I am not Romanian and was not head of the Securitate for 15 years.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: news@geovision.gvc.com (News Administrator)
Subject: Re: WANTED: AD&D Module : Dargard Keep
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 16:07:42 GMT

xibo@fido.econ.arizona.edu (Mr. Coates) writes:
>hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony "SCHWAibo" Hobbs) writes:
>#   p.s. Does anyone remember the last time Kibo used a smiley?

>Smileys are not allowed.  So there.  :-(

Kibologists frown on smileys.

-- 
Paul Tomblin, News Administrator Extraordinaire.  (pt@geovision.gvc.com)
I just administer the news, I don't make or state policy.
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Kibology?
Date: 4 Oct 1992 05:42:11 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>bah.

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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: More Songs About Buildings and Food (was Re: Questions About Kibotechnology)
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 5 Oct 92 14:34:59 GMT
 <mcirvin.718055329@husc8><BvJ3zL.62F@world.std.com> <Menv2nu00Vp0QWdYBi@andrew.cmu.edu>

"Jonathan R. Ferro" <jf41+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:

>And where, pray tell, do you plan on getting White Castles at this time
>of night?  Don't tell me they opened one near Boston after I left! 

They sell them frozen in supermarkets.
-- 
Matt McIrvin, posting nonsense again 
Newsgroups: alt.flame.spelling,alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Is Englisch Not Odd?
Keywords: House, Garage, Car, Gas
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 03:19:58 GMT

In article <1am3p9INNbn4@gap.caltech.edu> jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov) writes:
>"The tough coughed as he ploughed through the dough."
>
>(match, or better)

And speaking of Dr. Seuss, I'd like to thank his "On Beyond Zebra" for
warping me for LIFE!

(The correct title is "The tough coughs as he ploughs the dough", if
memory serves.  Of course, we silly Americans never write 'plough' any
more...)
						-- K.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Convention Announcement
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 3 Oct 92 17:02:03 GMT

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

>The official birthday of a.r.k is November 23 [Friday], but maybe we
>should have the party on Nov 24 [Sat].  What do you think?

>I figure we should all gather on the Common and annoy random pedestrains
>trying to use the park, and then all go to one of my favorite weird
>Chinese restaurants, and, in true Kibologist fashion, pay dutch for 
>the Chinese.

Sounds excellent to me.

-- 
Matt McIrvin, posting nonsense again 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: stev0@sti.com (Steve Berlin)
Subject: Re: Convention Announcement
Organization: Software Transformation, Inc.
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 23:42:40 GMT

In article <mcirvin.718131723@husc8> mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
>kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>
>>The official birthday of a.r.k is November 23 [Friday], but maybe we
>>should have the party on Nov 24 [Sat].  What do you think?
>
>>I figure we should all gather on the Common and annoy random pedestrains
>>trying to use the park, and then all go to one of my favorite weird
>>Chinese restaurants, and, in true Kibologist fashion, pay dutch for 
>>the Chinese.
>
>Sounds excellent to me.
>
>-- 
>Matt McIrvin, posting nonsense again 

And how are all of us on the better coast (at least the bay area) supposed
to celebrate this joyous occasion?

Also, while researching a linguistic paper, I discovered that "kibo" is
the only word that can be found in EVERY language (including dolphin),
meaning the exact same thing, said the exact same way!

- Stev0 the party slug

________________________________________ ___I_`.*.'_B_ __________"I just know 
       Steve Berlin               .   K +  * .o   o.* `.`O +.   |that some-
       stev0@sti.com             '   *  . ' ' |\^/|  `. * .  *  |thing good 
[Rush quote removed from      (: May All Your  \V/  Good Dreams |is gonna 
 here. I have SOME taste.]    and Fine Wishes  /_\  Come True:) |happen!" -
============================================= _/ \_ ===========  Utah Saints
.sig (c) 1992 by Mike Jittlov [for all the protection that affords] 
.sig re-mixed by Stev0 (c) 1992 - extended warlord bait remix.
-- 
Stev0@sti.com
This is a kibo .signature virus.  Kibo's .sig file has now
been appended to yours.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: schwas from hell
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 04:26:41 GMT

In article <1992Sep27.014834.8178@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared) writes:
>In article <1a2tubINN4h3@golem.wcc.govt.nz> hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz writes:
>>If we're going to be like that, I instantly declare myself Schwaibo.
>>
>>	***    *   *      **
>>	   *       *     *  *
>>	****   *   ***   *  *
>>	*  *   *   *  *  *  *
>>	 **    *   ***    ** 
>
>Never mind the font, what I want to know is why the 'o' is capitalized.

Because the schwa is, you dunderhead.

Another greatest hit fro mthe forthcoming (eventually) book.  (C) 1992.


SPOT AND THE SCHWA
==================
"Uh," said Spot, rolling out of bed and onto his thumbtack collection.  One
of his contact lenses fell out into the pile of tacks.  With blurred
vision, he grabbed what he thought was it and shoved it back in.  It was
shaping up to be a very bad day already, and what was worse, the only vowel
Spot seemed to be able to say today was the schwa!  "Wuh!" cried Spot.
"Nuw uh wull nuvur buh ubul tuh tulk luk uh nurmul puppuh ugun!"
    Yes, Spot's phonetics had undergone The World's Greatest Vowel Shift,
and Spot would never again be able to stress ANY syllables!  "Hulp muh!" he
yelled into the telephone after dialing 9-1-1.  "Uh huv uh spuch
umpudumunt!"
    Moments later, a team of paramedics arrived, along with a camera crew
and William Shatner.  Spot saw him and his eyes lit up.  "Cuptun Kurk!
Wuw!  Yuh und yur hurpus ur un muh luvung rum!"
    Shatner, shocked that someone had realized his hair wasn't his hair,
panicked and fled.  The camera crew and medics rushed after him, as he was
much more interesting than some puppy with bad phonetics.  "Suh," sighed
Spot.  He turned on the television.
    The news was on, with an interpreter doing sign language in a corner of
the screen, for people with hearing impediments.  But there was no service
for puppies with speech impediments!  "Wunnnnnnnnnn," Spot whined, and
switched it off with his remote control.
    He tried to write a letter to _Time_ to compain about this, but all the
"e"s kept coming out upside down and backwards!  Apparently it affected his
writing too--all the normal vowel cells of his brain had burned out
overnight, leaving him with only the schwa.  He could probably survive this
way, he realized, as he worked on his schwa-filled letter.  However, he
stopped, when he couldn't figure out how to capitalize a schwa.
    Poor Spot!  He had been dealt a humiliating blow by the nose of life!
He felt like one-ply Kleenex.  And then... inspiration struck.  Spot could
have a wonderful career ahead of him--teaching people to speak Schwahili.
He grinned as he made schwaghetti for dinner.

							-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: More Songs About Buildings and Food (was Re: Questions About Kibotechnology)
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 04:57:19 GMT

In article <Menv2nu00Vp0QWdYBi@andrew.cmu.edu> "Jonathan R. Ferro" <jf41+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>[ Reminiscences of the downwind side of the Necco factory deleted. ]
>> Matt, I dare you to have White Castles with me in front of Buzzy's RIGHT
>> NOW with Spot!
>
>And where, pray tell, do you plan on getting White Castles at this time
>of night?  Don't tell me they opened one near Boston after I left!  When

They didn't, but I have a source which is amazingly close to Buzzy's.
Unfortunately, Buzzy's is open later.  Come over sometime and I'll show
you.  They're hard to find behind the frozen fajitas, though.

							-- K.
From: dombart@muli.saar.de (John Raoul Dombart)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Help Kibo Redesign His Business Card
Date: 25 Sep 92 19:2:32 GMT

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry @ Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston) once wrote....
>[]
>	I've just finished designing the front of my stunning new
>over-designed business card (it'll be five colors, glossy, two-sided,
>because it's going to be printed in the margins of another press job.)
>However, I can't quite decide what to fill the back with.  I need
>something which is slightly pretentious, slightly tacky, and positively
>weird--these are requirements for any designer's self-promotion.
>[...]  Here are some ideas I've been playing around with:
[...]
>       d)  Footprints.  Reduced size, of course.  That sort of spoils
>that idea.
>
>	Any other suggestions?  And no, I will not consider xeroxing my butt.

How about resizing your business cards ?

R.D.


----
  /\ muli - may unexpected love increase
 /..\ Let's say that I'm a tourist of a certain kind.
/_\/_\ dombart@muli.saar.de



Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Ticketing illegal cycling (was Re: Bikes and sidewalks)
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 05:05:06 GMT

In article <BvD3xw.GpG@ddsw1.mcs.com> dattier@ddsw1.mcs.com (DWT) writes:
>kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in <BvBpoE.EMC@world.std.com>:
>
>| In <1992Sep28.173322.20798@daimi.aau.dk> rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper
>| Lauridsen) writes:
>| >-- 
>| >This sig is smaller than Kibos
>| 
>| Do you mean Original KibOs(TM), Honey Peanut-Butter KibOs(TM), or Ham 'N' Egg 
>| Artificially Flavored KibOs(TM)?
>
>I'm pretty sure that Jesper was thinking of Tuna-Noodle Surprise KibOs(TM).

What about Avocado Green And Havest Golden Flavored Popcorn KibOs(TM)
from KFK?  ONLY for a LIMITED time ONLY, TEMPORARILY!

						-- K.
						Not drinking Tsing-Tao,
						unlike Harrison Ford.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sramming@athena.mit.edu (Scott '~ibo' Ramming)
Subject: Re: Quake Day - Minus 5
Keywords: wizard, quake, day, predict, fault, government
Organization: Map Inaccuracies of the T
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 22:11:16 GMT

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
>>kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>>
>>>They don't say why the date was chosen, how they know, or whether this
>>>will be the instant or drawn-out version of the rapture.  My expectation
>>>is that the posters, with their strong glue-backing, will still be
>>>legible in 1999, just like all those Dukakis ones.
>>
>>They'll probably hold longer than the ones slapped over all the
>>MBTA maps to indicate that the Red Line went out to Alewife, except that
>>they were mostly put on wrong so that the line had a huge fault somewhere
>>between Kendall and Central, and got peeled off within a month.
>
>That's nothing.  You still see a lot of maps showing the Old Orange Line
>(north half, that is) and I even saw one a few weeks ago showing the "A"
>line.  (Where did we see that, ~ibo?)

The ``A'' Branch sign is at Government Center at Scollay Square. I'm
disappointed they took down the old map at Charles Street which had
the Dover, Northampton, Dudley and Egleston stops on the Orange Line.

I think they need to put up signs at Auditorium so that tourists 
won't try to ask us if this is the Green Line when Kibo and I are
trying to get on one of the trolleys.

>~ibo wants to dig up Copley Under.  

And the Boylston Under too. So we can put the Lumpy Oatmeal line there.

~ibo
--
the nonibo -ibo
M. Scott Ramming  
Cambridge MA 02139
From: warren@nysernet.org (Warren Burstein)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: WANTED: AD&D Module : Dargard Keep
Date: 30 Sep 92 18:50:07 GMT
Reply-To: warren@nysernet.org
Organization: Mail to News Gateway at Wang Labs

In <1992Sep26.021508.4652@muddcs.claremont.edu> dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu (Denis "Tesser" Moskowitz) writes:

>I had always assumed that this was pronounced "twiddly-bo."

bo-twiddly was the inventor of the "bo-twiddly" beat to which all
Usenet postings should be sung.
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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: WANTED: AD&D Module : Dargard Keep
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 26 Sep 92 15:48:36 GMT
 <mcirvin.717461425@husc8> <1992Sep26.021811.8840@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>

rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:

>how about *ibo? staribo? i kinda like that. time for another tattoo...

That's a wild card.  It covers all of 'em.  Executing rm *ibo would
make the Net a much quieter place.

-- 
Matt McIrvin, posting nonsense again
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Convention Announcement
Date: 3 Oct 92 15:12:29 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu

In article <BvJ47E.6AK@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>In article <mcirvin.718055921@husc8> mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
>>thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Citecheck Hell) writes:
>>>In article <BvFFoE.Myu@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>>>>And speaking of entertaining gatherings, alt.religion.kibology will be
>>>>having its first birthday in November, and I want to hold some sort of
>>>>Boston-based party to honor it.  Maybe on the traffic island in front of
>>>>Buzzy's?  
>>
>>>Dude.  (D0OD!1!)  You have to schedule it soon, so I can arrange for
>>>any Boston law firms I interview with to fly me out on that exact day.
>>
>>And you have to tell me when it is so I can schedule something to
>>conflict with it, or be out of town, or not leave my office for a
>>week, or get obscured by netlag, or spend the whole weekend mired
>>in an enormous game of Rail Baron, or otherwise leave my existence in
>>doubt.
>
>The official birthday of a.r.k is November 23 [Friday], but maybe we
>should have the party on Nov 24 [Sat].  What do you think?
>
I think you have your dates mixed up there Leader Kibo.  The 23rd is a
Monday.  I think it should be on the 27th or 28th since I'll be in
Massachusetts for the Thanksgiving weekend.

>I figure we should all gather on the Common and annoy random pedestrains
>trying to use the park, and then all go to one of my favorite weird
>Chinese restaurants, and, in true Kibologist fashion, pay dutch for 
>the Chinese.
>
you mean you won't pay for all of us?
if its thanksgiving weekend, i'll be there!

C Squared            |            I voted for Leader Kibo FOUR TIMES!
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade,alt.non.sequitur
From: klein@frith.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein)
Subject: Re: Kibology?
Organization: Michigan State University College of Stunt Piloting
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 02:40:25 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.225629.26780@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Tig Stone) writes:
>>al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>>>In a previous article, Tazzie@cup.portal.com (Jon S Novak) says:
>>>>But what is kibology?
>>>What *isn't* Kibology?!?
>>And where's Kibo's money?
>And why is everyone wearing funny hats
We just like them.  Nothing to do with Kibo.

(Although the fried egg looks good on him.)



-- 
Jeff Klein             | "Happily, Ral doffs his outer clothing for a
Browsing Boy of the LNH|  refreshing dip in one of the dangerous 
klein@frith.egr.msu.edu|  chemical vats." - Ty Templeton 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: WANTED: AD&D Module : Dargard Keep
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 03:13:16 GMT

In article <1992Oct5.102805.1@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz> hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony 'SCHWAibo' Hobbs) writes:
>In article <XIBO.92Oct3081601@fido.fido.econ.arizona.edu>, xibo@fido.econ.arizona.edu (Mr. Coates) writes:
>
>> your fuckin' mind!  Meanwhile, I'm pleased to note that since
>> you're an ee-bo and not an eye-bo, you immediately side with
>> Xibo and not Kibo.
>
>And I always thought he was pronounced "Kibbo". But listen here, Butthead (tm), 

Hey, Antony's allowed to pronounce my name 'k(eye)bo', 'k(ee)bo', or 'kibbo',
because, as the saying goes,

"YOU'RE ALLOWED, UNLESS YOU'RE HARRY, GLASS XIBO, SPOT, PATRICK LOBO, OR
SANDRO WALLACH".

>> Down with K(eye)bo!
>
>No! Sideways with Kib(b)o!!

No!  No!  In and out and in and out with K(me)ibo!

>Xibo is worse than a bozo. He is a "I am not a bozo" bozo.

Xibo is even worse than Xibo!  Quick, Henry, the Xibit(TM)!

							-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.jubjub
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: Is Englisch Not Odd?
In-reply-to: kibo@world.std.com's message of Mon, 5 Oct 1992 03:19:58 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 12:31:34 EDT

Old Farmer McPhee had a plough,
Two horses, nine pigs, and a cough
  He often said "Though
  I do not mind the snough
I'd rather see rain anyhough."

--
- Rich Holmes
"In general, the dance music of P.D.Q. Bach -- although we have no
 documentary evidence of this -- suggests that one of his legs was
 shorter than the other." -- Prof. Peter Schickele
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade,alt.non.sequitur
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Kibology?
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 23:05:11 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.225629.26780@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Tig Stone) writes:
>>al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>>>In a previous article, Tazzie@cup.portal.com (Jon S Novak) says:
>>>>But what is kibology?
>>>What *isn't* Kibology?!?
>>And where's Kibo's money?
>And why is everyone wearing funny hats
Jelly donut! That's exactly what I said! No, Timmy, get back on the floor!

mdw


-- 
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Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "Yow! Up ahead! It's a DONUT HUT!!"