From: launce@apollo.med.utah.edu (Tri-Ungulate)
Subject: More KKKQ questions.
Organization: Trifurcate-Hooved Ruminant Surveyors, Inc.
Date: 28 Jul 92 20:40:07

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		       The USENET KKK*ldis Quotient Test

				Addendum:

   Please answer all additional questions.  Use an HB pencil.

Ia. Clones. Please answer yes or no.
    I also appear on the net in the following incarnations:

	___ Stefan A. Werner		___ Stephen Dragoo
 	___ Danny J. Karnes		___ Michael LeHoullier
	___ NetPunk@Bogus.Com		___ "Artemus"
	___ Petie Moron			___ "RonnieJr."
	___ Any lozer undergrad from PSU	

IIa. Anti-incarnations. Please answer yes or no.
     My postings least resemble those of:

	___ Elf Sternberg		___ Tim Pierce
	___ Eric Holeman		___ Clay Bond
	___ Anybody with the least modicum of intelligence and/or tolerance. 
 
IIIa. More multiple choice. Choose the most appropriate answer from
      each question.

	15. I attempt to compensate for my sexual inadequacy by
	bragging about my:
	___ a: "6-figure salary" b: "Smith & Wesson Pistol" c: "Tire
	    Iron" d: All of the above

	16. My favorite film is:
	___ a: "Longtime Companion" b: "Kiss of the Spider Woman"
	    c: "Birth of a Nation" d: Anything by Leni Riefenstahl

	17. My political affiliation is:
	___ a: Workers Party b: Democrat c: Republican d: National
	    Front
	
	18. My views on Mussolini are that he was: 
	___ a: A sick, twisted madman, may he burn in hell. b: A lozer,
	    couldn't hold a candle to Der Fuhrer. c: A pretty cool guy,
	    great ideas. d: Untrustworthy cause he's a foreigner, way
   	    too leftist and probably a faggot to boot.

	19. I regard Native American Indians as: 
	___ a: Victims of genocide. b: Unfairly discriminated against.
	    c: Drunk bingo players. d: Deserving of their fate,
	    eliminated by the God-given righteous crusade of Manifest Destiny. 
 
	20. I like Hillel Gazit because:
	___ a: He has a groovy name. b: "Who's Hillel Gazit?" c: He
	    really knows how to treat a lady. d: I have secret,
	    repressed fantasies concerning such a manly man as Hillel.

	21. I will never leave New Jersey or the net because:
	___ a: I don't have anywhere else to go, at least until that
	    "high-paying job offer out west" materializes. b: I wish to
	    exercise my first amendment rights and I'm on a mission
	    from God c: I am a complete and utter Lozer (tm) and Idjit
	    (tm). d: All of the above. 
  
IVa. Essay question.  Write an essay of no more than 100 words on the given
       topic.  Use the space provided.  You may post any information by George
       Gilder or Michael Barnard that you want.

	"Why I get a funny feeling in my loins when I see billboards
	in Los Angeles advertising cruise vacations."

Va.  More True/false. Answer true or false to each of the following questions.

	16. ___ I have difficulty reconciling my impotence and latent
	        homoerotic urges.
	17. ___ My nodename "remus" has a special significance to me.
	18. ___ I enjoy getting kicked around the net.
	19. ___ People find me unintentionally amusing and sometimes hilarious.
	20. ___ I have no life.

Scoring:

   Ia.  Score 1 point for each "yes" answer, and 0 points for each
	"no" answer.
   IIa.  Score 1 point for each "yes" answer, and 0 points for each
	"no" answer.
   IIIa	. Score -1 point for each (a) answer, 0 points for each (b), 1
	point for each (c), and 2 points for each (d) answer.
   IVa.  Score 1 point for each time you used the word "buggery".
	Maximum is 10 points.
   Va.   Score 1 point for each "true" answer.

Evaluation:

	1) You lost points -- You are even more of an Anti-KKK*ldis.
	   It is likely that you hold highly developed empathic skills.

	2) You stayed even --  You're OK, since you're not T*d
	   KKK*ldis. You deserve a drink.	
	
	3) You gained 1-10 points -- Uh-oh, heading into KKK*ldis
	   territory. Wise up while you're still able.

	4) You gained 10-20 points. -- Whereas your rhomb- and
	   mesencephalon are likely working OK, your higher thought
	   processes are probably dysfunctional.  However, this does not
	   disqualify you from eventually becoming Vice-President of the
	   United States.

	5) You gained 21-31 points -- You are *definitely* T*d K*ldis.
	   Time to use that Smith & Wesson on what's left of your brainstem.

non-mu

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