HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail...
Date: 19 Aug 92 17:32:18 GMT
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems


jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
> |>>|>->>>>       Yes, yes, I know you probably get this request all the time
> |>>|>->>>> anyone E-mail me (or post) the script to The Holy Grail, or direct
> |>>|>->>>> I can find it.
> |>>|>->>>>
> |>>|>->>>It's over there, in the corner, next to that ragged scrap of a man.
> |>>|>->>>(Shhhh! Jos is asleep)
> |>>|>->>>
> >>>|>->>>PKT aka always glad to help.
> |>>|>->>Chris aka That's not Jos, that's Jester!
> |>>|>->Eccles aka How can you tell the difference? I mean apart from the knees?
> |>>|>Pag aka what about the lost brain..????
> |>>|Meetch aka You mean Jos actually found 'is brain ???
> |>>Yes! I finally found me brain and stuck it where it belongs! There's
> |>>just one thing now ... I can't sit properly anymore ... Does anyone
> |>>know for sure where a brain's supposed to be? Suggestions anyone?
> |>Umm.. 'ave yer tried standin' on yer 'ead ?  It worked for Ghandi.. or
> |>was the telly upside-down again.  Nyeeeargggh!  I forgit.
> |Why not try standing on someone elses head... even if ti doesn't
> |work, it's still fun!
> |
> |>>Jos aka I thought it was somewhere below the abdomen, dunno ...
> |>Meetch aka Maybe just below the shoulders ?
> |oIsnm... I know.... in your head!!!
> 
> Noooo ... can't be! How am I supposed to stick my brains in my head then eh?
> Up my nostrils or something? Nah! can't be ... you're just too silly.
> 
> Jos aka Other Suggestions Anyone?

I'd suggest a solid 5-iron.  Aim a little left of the flag and let the
wind bring it in.  And don't worry about the water hazard, if you hit
it well the water won't come into play.

PKT aka don't talk to me, I'm a hooker.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Holy Grail...
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 92 10:19:18 GMT

ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony) buzzed in me left ear:

>aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) scribbled : 

>=>	In article <ins450m.713780297@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> 
>=>	ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) did say :
>=>
>=>->00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>=>->
>=>->>In article <1992Aug12.133522.11625@newscan.canada.sun.com>
>=>->>ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
>=>->> 
>=>->>>
>=>->>>
>=>->>>exs16@po.CWRU.Edu (Eugene Shumulinsky) writes:
>=>->>>>
>=>->>>>       Yes, yes, I know you probably get this request all the time, but could
>=>->>>> anyone E-mail me (or post) the script to The Holy Grail, or direct me to where
>=>->>>> I can find it.
>=>->>>>
>=>->>>It's over there, in the corner, next to that ragged scrap of a man.
>=>->>>(Shhhh! Jos is asleep)
>=>->>>
>=>->>>PKT aka always glad to help.
>=>->>Chris aka That's not Jos, that's Jester!
>=>->Eccles aka How can you tell the difference? I mean apart from the knees?
>=>Pag aka what about the lost brain..????
>Simon aka A SCRIPT REQUESTER!!! BURN 'IM!!!!
Meetch aka It coulda been worse... 'ee coulda said "Jehova", and besides I'd
           usually expect the Spanish Inquisition at a time like this...
From: aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: bums and such
Date: 19 Aug 92 18:29:04 GMT
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

>>>Sal aka Bum? Are you lookin' at me bum? How completely rude!
Don't look at me bum!!  Cheeky-monkey!  You was lookin' at me bum, weren't
you?
>>Chris aka Oh, Sorry old chap.  I thought it was one of the (L)lisas' bums.
> Ratboy aka Looking at bums? Look! Across the street there's naked women
>   with big floppy breasts!
Andrew aka Bum Looker!
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail...
Date: 19 Aug 92 17:36:40 GMT
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems


aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) did say :
> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
> ->|>>|>->>>>       Yes, yes, I know you probably get this request all the time
> ->|>>|>->>>> anyone E-mail me (or post) the script to The Holy Grail, or direct
> ->|>>|>->>>> I can find it.
> ->|>>|>->>>>
> ->|>>|>->>>It's over there, in the corner, next to that ragged scrap of a man.
> ->|>>|>->>>(Shhhh! Jos is asleep)
> ->|>>|>->>>
> ->>>>|>->>>PKT aka always glad to help.
> ->|>>|>->>Chris aka That's not Jos, that's Jester!
> ->|>>|>->Eccles aka How can you tell the difference? I mean apart from the knees?
> ->|>>|>Pag aka what about the lost brain..????
> ->|>>|Meetch aka You mean Jos actually found 'is brain ???
> ->|>>Yes! I finally found me brain and stuck it where it belongs! There's
> ->|>>just one thing now ... I can't sit properly anymore ... Does anyone
> ->|>>know for sure where a brain's supposed to be? Suggestions anyone?
> ->|>Umm.. 'ave yer tried standin' on yer 'ead ?  It worked for Ghandi.. or
> ->|>was the telly upside-down again.  Nyeeeargggh!  I forgit.
> ->|Why not try standing on someone elses head... even if ti doesn't
> ->|work, it's still fun!
> ->|
> ->|>>Jos aka I thought it was somewhere below the abdomen, dunno ...
> ->|>Meetch aka Maybe just below the shoulders ?
> ->|oIsnm... I know.... in your head!!!
> ->
> ->Noooo ... can't be! How am I supposed to stick my brains in my head then eh?
> ->Up my nostrils or something? Nah! can't be ... you're just too silly.
> ->
> Right try this......
> 
> 1: Take brain and place in liquidiser.
> 2: Make yourself a stawberry jelly.
> 3: Add brain (liquidised) to jelly.
> 4: Pour down left ear.
> 5: Let set..
> ->Jos aka Other Suggestions Anyone?
> Pag aka that ought to get the brain in there..

Be careful not to let any run down your shirtcollar.  Make a mistake and
you might never be able to play the saxophone again.

PKT aka my brain hurts..........
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Question, no flame here.
Date: 18 Aug 92 14:36:47 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <DJOHNSON.92Aug16153807@gutenberg.gac.edu> djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
|In article <1992Aug14.132357.89756@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au> che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
|.In article <1992Aug12.233140.23755@morgan.ucs.mun.ca>, hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) writes:
|.>
|.>
|.> 	Alright, I'll nibble at it:  Where/why did the 'aka' thing
|.> 	start ?  Is it an obscure Python-related quote ?
|.>
|.> 	I do recall 'Inspector Tiger/Lookout-of-the-Yard/etc.', which
|.> 	*may* be like 'aka', but I don't really believe so.
|.>
|.> 	Spam
|.>
|.>
|.> 	ps - 'Things break don't they Colonel'
|.>
|
|.aka  <-> also known as
|	  ^    ^     ^
|
|Lyre!  I know what it *really* means!!:
|
|
|						      Jos
|      Dan !        aka aka aka aka aka aka aka aka    \  __
|       \ O    	   /        			        _/  \
|      	 /|\_>==--     - - - - - - - - - - - 	    ___/ 9 9 \
|        \|    `    			    	   /	  /  /
|        /'\        			       	  |     \__/ |
|       /   \       				   \________/

No, no, no, no, no! All wrong! It means:

 	                   <PFFRRRT!>
    Note:  Objects in      |
    graphic are smaller       |  |
    than they appear.        |  |  |
                             |  | |

                             |    |
			  |  .  .    |
			  |  .     . | <------ HUUUUUUGE stink foot!
			  |     .    |
			  | . .      |        Smelly remnants of
                          |        . |       what we once used to
			  |    .     |      call: DannyPooh Johnson.
	        _--_______/ .        \              |
               /                      |             |
	       \____-------------_____/             |
                      \O/-'/\_ <--------------------+
                         \
			  \aka aka! aka! aka! aka!

Note: objects in graphic are not as flat as they appear.

Jos aka Always Willing To Explain Complicated Matters!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: farland@outland.b24a.ingr.com (Theresa McFarland)
Subject: Comfy Chair
Organization: Intergraph
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 21:49:57 GMT

Comfy Chair - Soft pillows
From: ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: A new Thread
Date: 14 Aug 92 08:59:32 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) scribbled : 

=>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
=>
=>
=>>Here in its entirety is a new thread..yes..after wading through 40 posts of 
=>>nothing but old threads (5 months old to be exact) I have decide to start
=>>an entirely new thread..and he it goes.
=>Thats why I ain't been here dalring.
=>Nothing new to see.
=>
=>>The I want to be Just Like Jestre Thread...
=>Ok.
=>How bout the "I hate vi" thread?
How about the 'I hate 1,$s/vi/EMACS/g'' thread instead? [ouch]
Segmentation fault - core dumped.

=>>Just list in order the 10 simple steps
=>>to be just like Jester.....I wil start with #1 and simply post the others.
=>
=>>1. Make threads revolving entirely around himself.
=>2. Swoon continuously over females named Katie.
=>
=>Your turn Tia or Nsiom
=>Eccles
3. No pooftas ... [aaarggghhhhh - thud]

Simon aka vi, vi, vi, vi, vi, vi, vi, vi, luvverrly viiii, wonderful vi...
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Thursday, 13 Aug 1992 08:48:55 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: lack of phythonese in today's world

In article <cam.713644909@milton>, cam@milton.u.washington.edu (Cameron Ritchie)
says:
>
>Is it just me, or is there a general lack of understanding out
>there of classic phrases?

Absolutely! What kind of world is it where you can't use references like
Nudge-Nudge and Wink-Wink or (my favorite) Bouncy-Bouncy, without people
threatening the loony bin. Whose to say whot's normal. (A rehtorical question)

>For example, whenever we happen to be in the the deli section of safeway,
>I will say to myself, "It the singular most popular cheese in the world..",
>and my wife will look at me like I'm insane.  Or perhaps someone will
>say their knuckle is swollen, and I say, "Oh Mr. <insert name here>, your
>great finger is all swwwoolllennnn..", and I get the same look.
>
>I don't know - it seems like people used to know what I was talking about,
>but not anymore.  :(

Well, that may or may not have anything to do with Monty Python. :-)
Nobody has the slightest clue as to what I'm saying, and I only have
a 3:1 word to python ration in my everyday speech (ie. 1 out of every
four words is a pythonesque statement), and people haven't the slightest.
Perhaps it's because of the way I prounounce my woridyhf weiekr fhfjdk a;s
dlfie asdkf, eekeir gpphq ndme re teejwor. You see?

-- Sal "Whassat?" Desiano
From: v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: A new Thread
Date: 14 Aug 92 15:57:00 GMT
Organization: SUNY@Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <56789@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes...

>Jester aka conceited ego..the size of a planet....
Tia aka egomanic.....the size of the Milky Way (I want to rule e'erything!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: TRIVIA QUIZ: a warmup, part 4398579843598435349
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 92 11:36:31 GMT
Keywords: Key! Key! Key! Key! Sexy Lawn mowers!

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) sez:

>In article <BszDC2.2no@wrs.com> gak@wrs.com writes:
>|In article 29043@abekrd.co.uk, graeme@abekrd.co.uk (Graeme Griffiths) writes:
>|>In <BsuAFw.29n@wrs.com> gak@wrs.com (Richard Stueven) writes:
>|>
>|>>Rill - North Wales.
>|>
>|>	Close, its actually Rhyll but thats the Welsh for you.  8->
>|
>|Euy nyver sydd Euy cwldd spyll.

>Ah, well, yes ... erm ... quite! Now, could some kind soul please
>pass me that chopping knife overthere? No, no ... that big one,
>next to my pet jelly fish. Now, ok then ... bend over while I spank
>you with my smelly hanky and chop me head off ... *smash* ... <thud>

>Jos aka I taste better when I'm decapitated!
Meetch aka But I'd rather eat Johnson!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@zeus.dialix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Njorl's Saga
Organization: Karam Pty. Ltd. Perth, Australia
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 12:32:03 GMT

jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (James Willer) states bluntly:

>This is *not* the start of a new thread!!!

By George, I think 'ee's got somefin' there!  I mean, what does this have
to do with the price of string?

>Jseam vmv I've come for flying lessons
Meetch ;s; Are there any swallows in your family ?
From: ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: My Testes
Date: 19 Aug 92 20:12:04 GMT
Organization: Department of Bangs and Explosions, Aberystwyth University.

frank2@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za (FRANK D N) scribbled : 

=>On 7 August I sent a test message to alt.test. It was titled TESTES and read:
=>.
=>Testes, testes, one, two, three...
=>Oh, sorry, only two.
=>.
=>I have just found TESTES in *this* newsgroup. Can I be so bold as to presume 
=>that I was the inspiration for this topic?
	Nope ... absolutely not ... ferrrrget it brother .... no way etc.
	
Simon aka I wonder how Jos will get on now that he has strawberry jelly for 
	  brains.....
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: posting styles
Date: 15 Aug 92 18:18:39 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

many people have bene wondering why so few posts have been made by the
ever-presnet net-god-type-person jester...well...seeing as most
of this mess of stuff has been around for like 4 or more weeks..these
threads have become a trite boring..no of course..with my newsadmin looking
over my shoulder so that i don't make 100 consecutive posts with
only one line added is an added twist....soo as soon as people reply to my
new threads..i will begin to post like crazy.....and as so many of you
wonderful people have noted...yes....Jos and I are the backbone of this
newgroups..and thanks for your support...

Jester aka now lets be funny.....
-- 
hello this is a nasty .sig bomb..so fill out some
worthless e-mail and send it to k084872@hobbes.kzoo.edu
and give him soemthing to do when he logs in tomorrow.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 10:01:57 GMT


>>>>Hey Sal....
>>>Close, but no cigar.
>>>
>>>>No one else may have gotten it, but I know that the Blue Meanies
>>>>are from Yellow Submarine.
>>>Well, you can't take any chances. I might have gotten it! I think
>>>I'll go get tested.
>>>
>>>>Lisa aka what is the meaning of life?
>>>Um... Haven't you seen the film?
>>>It's just the usual stuff. Be nice to each other, enjoy yourself,
>>>and all that rot.
>>>
>>>SIon1
>>>
>>>>                    "It's Friday, I'm in love"
>>>>                             The Cure
>>>
>>>                "Death machine infests my corpse-to-be"
>>>                               Slayer
>>>
>>>
>> 
>>>          ------------>        M!
>>How morbid)
>>                 "The more we think we know about
>>                   the greater the unknown. . ."
>>                                Rush
>>Chris aka Testing done here.

>                             "Stigma bleeds 
>                          In the book that reads
>                            To her final end 
>                              Civitas Dei"

>                                Coroner


>Ratboy aka testes here.

		Necroticism - Discanting the Insalubrious.
		 
				 Carcass

IOsnm.... shut up ya big bolox *:)
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hey! That's MY name!!!
Date: 18 Aug 92 11:03:27 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <sprooney.714102549@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
|> 
|> >Right! Not only are there 135 new posts..but someone got my name!!!
|> bummer. Call the police.
|> 
|> >For a long long time...a few months actually..I was the only Michael who
|> >posted regularly...now look at the lot of you..there's another! What am I to do
|> Um.. kill Michael? (a bit of advise: Get the right one.)
|> 


kill me? again???????? ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: love........
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 10:08:32 GMT


>|> |> Chris aka I think that I'd rather have the garden shed.
>|> AKA Michael. I think that I'd rather have the brownie
>I think I'd still rather eat Johnson, sir...
How about if I change MY name today... I COULD be Johnson!

>--lisa aka still no sign of land...
OISn... well we've got to occupy ourselves somehow.
m
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: love........
From: djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 22 Aug 92 02:44:22
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie's message of Fri, 21 Aug 1992 10:08:32 GMTLines: 17

In article <sprooney.714391712@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:


.>|> |> Chris aka I think that I'd rather have the garden shed.
.>|> AKA Michael. I think that I'd rather have the brownie
.>I think I'd still rather eat Johnson, sir...
.How about if I change MY name today... I COULD be Johnson!

Nooo!!!  We have no need of that, I'm enough to go around.  Really,
I'm a muscular version of Arnold Shchwvarrtzenaeggear.  More than
enough for everyone.  

.>--lisa aka still no sign of land...
.OISn... well we've got to occupy ourselves somehow.
.m

Dan aka should I put an apple in my mouth?
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Date: 21 Aug 92 11:22:00 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <20AUG199221470628@venus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
|>>>Hey Sal....
|>>Close, but no cigar.
|>>
|>>>No one else may have gotten it, but I know that the Blue Meanies
|>>>are from Yellow Submarine.
|>>Well, you can't take any chances. I might have gotten it! I think
|>>I'll go get tested.
|>>
|>>>Lisa aka what is the meaning of life?
|>>Um... Haven't you seen the film?
|>>It's just the usual stuff. Be nice to each other, enjoy yourself,
|>>and all that rot.
|>>
|>>SIon1
|>>
|>>>                    "It's Friday, I'm in love"
|>>>                             The Cure
|>>
|>>                "Death machine infests my corpse-to-be"
|>>                               Slayer
|>>
|>>
|> 
|>>          ------------>        M!
|>How morbid)
|>                 "The more we think we know about
|>                   the greater the unknown. . ."
|>                                Rush
|>Chris aka Testing done here.
|
|                             "Stigma bleeds 
|                          In the book that reads
|                            To her final end 
|                              Civitas Dei"
|
|                                Coroner


            "Scientists call this exquisite little inconvenience 
     by the name of `chromadrosis', but us regular folks, who might wear
        tennis shoes or an occasional python boot, call this disease:
                                STINK FOOT!"

				Frank Zappa

Jos aka Guess Where I've Got Me Brain Now ...
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hey! That's MY name!!!
Date: 18 Aug 92 11:07:10 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <sprooney.714102549@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
|> 
|> >Right! Not only are there 135 new posts..but someone got my name!!!
|> bummer. Call the police.
|> 
|> >For a long long time...a few months actually..I was the only Michael who
|> >posted regularly...now look at the lot of you..there's another! What am I to do
|> Um.. kill Michael? (a bit of advise: Get the right one.)
|> 
|> >Ideas? I could post as Ratboy...afterall it *is* in my name at the beginning...
|> >Or post as Michael I and have the other as Michael II...


how about m1? m2? [m69 tastes good to me]


|> Um... How about leaMchi.

or 

Im a lech

or

Mice ham



Michael aka male chi aka chimeal aka MIL ache 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@zeus.dialix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: love........ ???
Organization: Karam Pty. Ltd. Perth, Australia
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 12:08:35 GMT

lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:


>In article <168467EF6.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:

>|> >>P.S. Where's everybody else? You know that your class participation
>|> >>     grade goes down when only Chris and Sal answer!
>|> >P.P.S. Do I get brownie points for this ?
>|> Chris aka I think that I'd rather have the garden shed.
>or would you like to choose between what's behind door number two, and a boot
>to the head??

Ummm... that's a tough one.  Can I have more time to think about this ?

>--lisa aka I'll take to the blow to the stomach...
Meetch aka What the hell, I'll go all the way with a knee to the groin.
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Couple of sketches, help please!
Date: 21 Aug 92 11:17:02 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <1992Aug21.083604.2846@aber.ac.uk> 
	ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony) did say :

->carlm@iplmail.orl.mmc.com (Carl Morris) scribbled : 
->
->=>Hi there,
->=>
->=>I'm looking for the scripts to a couple sketches, and I hope someone
->=>out there can help me.  
->=>
->[mince deleted]
->=>
->=>Can someone please email me these scripts or send me the names of the sketches
->=>and a place I can ftp them from?
->=>
->=>                    Thanks -- Carl
->	OHo! ANOTHER script requestor ..... OK, who wants to flame him? I'm 
->offering flame rights to the highest bidder .... we'll open the bidding at
->ten pence and a piece of cheese ... any takers ....
->
Well as long as the cheese does not come from the National Cheese Emporium..
->Simon aka reaching for the flame thrower...
Ouch....
->
->		"....."
->			- Rush, YYZ
Pag aka 'What is all this posting bloody lyrics things at the end????'
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: A new Thread
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 02:07:56 GMT

In article <17AUG199220085423@zeus.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
 
>
>>=>>Here in its entirety is a new thread..yes..after wading through 40 posts of
>>=>>nothing but old threads (5 months old to be exact) I have decide to start
>>=>>an entirely new thread..and he it goes.
>>=>Thats why I ain't been here dalring.
>>=>Nothing new to see.
>>=>
>>=>>The I want to be Just Like Jestre Thread...
>>=>Ok.
>>=>How bout the "I hate vi" thread?
>>How about the 'I hate 1,$s/vi/EMACS/g'' thread instead? [ouch]
>>Segmentation fault - core dumped.
>
>ERROR -- DISK QUOTA EXCEEDED
>      DUMPING CORE
>     000045 0000344
>     000003 0000300
>     002200 0200000
>     000300 0120101
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>>=>>Just list in order the 10 simple steps
>>=>>to be just like Jester.....I wil start with #1 and simply post the others.
>>=>
>>=>>1. Make threads revolving entirely around himself.
>>=>2. Swoon continuously over females named Katie.
>>3. No pooftas ... [aaarggghhhhh - thud]
>4. What to do if there's an armed Communist uprising near your home when you're
>   having a party...
>
>>Simon aka vi, vi, vi, vi, vi, vi, vi, vi, luvverrly viiii, wonderful vi...
>Ratboy aka vii, viii, ix, x, xi, xii, xiii, xiv, xv, but what have the Romans
>  ever done for us? Other than the numerals...
Chris aka If it wasn't for them, I'd *never* get my chariot fixed!