From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: The wages of advertising are death
Summary: a camels cigarette ad found in life magazine, 11/23/36
Organization: yippee tobacco happiness
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 16:03:03 GMT

     THANKSGIVING DINNER

...and then the
peaceful feeling
that comes from
good digestion
and smoking
Camels!
                  OFF TO A GOOD
                  START -- with hot
                  spiced tomato soup.
                  And then -- for diges-
                  tion's sake -- smoke
                  a Camel right after
                  the soup.

THE MAIN EVENT -- The time-honored turkey
of our forefathers -- done to a crisp and golden
brown -- and flanked by a mountain of ruby
cranberry jelly.  By all means enjoy a second
helping.  But before you do -- smoke another
Camel.  Camels ease tension.  Speed up the
flow of digestive fluids.  Increase alkalinity.
Help your digestion to run smoothly.

                   DOUBLE PAUSE -- First -- for the crisp
                   refreshment of a Waldorf Salad -- then
                   -- once again, for the sheer pleasure
                   of Camel's costlier tobaccos.  This
                   double pause clears the palate -- and
                   sets the stage for dessert.

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE FOR DESSERT? Read-
ing in a circle, there's luscious Pumpkin
Pie...MincePie _a' la mode_...layer cake
with inch-deep icing...a piping-hot Plum
Pudding...and Camels to add the final
touch of comfort and good cheer.  For
when digestion proceeds smoothly, you
experience a sense of ease and well-being.

                    SO TO A HAPPY ENDING
                    -- over coffee and your
                    after-dinner Camels.  En-
                    joy Camels -- every meal-
                    time -- between courses
                    and after eating -- and
                    you can lean back in
                    your chair feeling on
                    top of the world.
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FOOD EDITOR -- Miss Dorothy
Malone says: "It's smart to
have Camels othe table.  My
own personal experience is that
smoking Camels with my meals
and afterwards builds up a
sense of digestive well-being."
                                 "THE BEST MEAL I ever ate
                                  would be a disappointment if
                                  I couldn't enjoy Camels," says
                                  William H. Ferguson, sales-
                                  man.  "I smoke Camels as an aid
                                  to digestion.  There's nothing
                                  like Camels to set you right."

    GOOD FOOD AND GOOD TOBACCO
      GO TOGETHER NATURALLY!
RIGHT downthe line -- from explorers
living on "iron rations" to the mil-
lions of men and women who'll heartily
enjoy a big Thanksgiving dinner -- it is
agreed that Camels set you right!  You
enjoy food more and have a feeling of                     COSTLIER
greater ease after eating when you smoke                  TOBACCOS
Camels between courses and after meals.
  Enjoy Camels all you wish -- all through             Camels are made
the day.  Camel's costlier tobaccos are su-          from finer, MORE EX-
premely mild.  Steady smokers say that               PENSIVE TOBACCOS
Camels never tire the taste or get on the            ...Turkish and Do-
nerves.  And when you're tired, try this:            mestic...than any
get a "lift" with a Camel!                           other popular brand.

F O R   D I G E S T I O N 'S   S A K E  --  S M O K E   C A M E L S


AjD
i've never seen anybody able to smoke down five or six
unfiltereds during one meal...
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