From: poser@vxdsyc.desy.de (Till Poser  -  ZEUS OFFLINE)
Subject: Re: Constitutional Questions, and liberalisms....
Reply-To: Poser@vxdsyc.desy.de
Organization: Deutsches Elektronen Synchrotron, Experiment ZEUS bei HERA
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 21:43:54 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.050742.12207@news.unomaha.edu>, kkrueger@cwis.unomaha.edu 
(Kurt Krueger) is in intellectual doldrums and proclaims this to all and 
sundry in alt.fan.dan-quayle and talk.bizarre:
|>drieux@wetware.com  writes:
|>
|>> Well to be truthful steven, I really like to talk to
|>> the boys with those BigBluedBarrels....
|>> 
|>> It makes me just Shiver all over....

[Words of the Drieuxter muchly abriged. Forgive me, Master!]

|>> Now where were we about those Ikky yukky liberal types....

The are all crawling out of the woodworks!!!!

|>> ciao
|>> drieux
|>> 
|>> ps: a right to bear arms is constitutionally guranteed right.
|>> So also is a woman's right NOT to bear arms, legs, feetsies,
|>> or WarmCuteFuzzies merely as some AntiChristianDogma has been
|>> generated to the opposite....
|>
|>I'm not on drugs, 

Prove it!
Strike one!

|>                  and it's not that late in the night. 

Strike two!

|>                                                       Plus, I know I'm not
|>stupid because I made it through graduate school with honors.  

So, Boy-Wonder, post Your SAT-Scores in corroboration of this supposition!
Strike three!

Yer out!

|>                                                              What in the
|>heck does this say?  

I told You, Yer OUT!

|>                     It rambles on and on without any meaning like some
|>weird piece of Zen poetry.  

The Drieuxing that is not understood is not the Drieuxing ! Meditate on this
koan before You post.

|>                           This is yet another example of the failure of
|>public schooling to teach people how to write clearly.  

PublikSkooling is HienousHooriBleahPinKommieSeXularHuManistPlot of 
EvilBrainSuckingDeHuManisingAliensFromOuterSpace(OrEquallyBrainSuckingLiberaLibe
eraLibraPinKommieDemoKKKRats)ToUnderMineLibertyAppllePieAndTheAmerrriKKKanWay,
and don't You forget it, KKKomrade! Your SurReptiliousSubliMinalSubversive
defence of same shows You To Be In League with THEM, ThankYouVeryMuch For 
Klearing That Up, mein KKKomrade!!!

|>                                                       It would be bad
|>enough if the author just didn't know how to write complete sentences,
|>spell correctly, punctuate, capitalize proper nouns, and not use capitals
|>in the middle of words, but the worst sin of all is this simply isn't in-
|>telligible.

Waall, knock me down with a feather! The Drieuxmeister may be a lot of things,
but hardly unintellegible. Cryptic, well yes! Whimsical, definitely! Sarcastic
and bizarre, betcha!
RightWingRantingAnarchistDefenderOfLiberAceTyFaithApplSauceIndividualChoiceAndTh
heRightToKeepAndBearAutomatiKKKArmourPiercingOrdnance-ish, most assuredly!

So, where is Your point? I understand him well, so why don't You? 

|>The reason why this whole quoted article makes about as much sense as
|>Bill Clinton's economic plan is that the author is liberal and liberals
|>don't like rules.  We conservatives know that periods, commas, and capitals
|>were created for a purpose.  Furthermore, suspension points were never in-
|>tended for those spots where one's mind trails off.  If you're going to
|>write something, remember that there are thousands of us who are attempting
|>to read it.  I hate to pick on people for their grammar and style because
|>we all make mistakes, but there is simply no excuse for such wildly in-
|>comprehensible messages as this.

Oh, I see, we've slipped on our Cape-n-Hood and emerged out of the closet (or
phonebooth) as SYNTAX-MAN,
MightyDeefEnderOfTheWrittenWordAvengerOfTheHelpleSSEllipsesAndRegularGoodAnalRet
tentiveAllAround.

I'm impressed, simply impressed! What'll You do for an encore?

|>Kurt R. Krueger
|>kkrueger@unomaha.edu
|>University of Nebraska at Omaha

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