From: pokey@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Vince Rhee)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: DOOL:TAN:Vince's replies to Joanna's replies to...
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:32:49 GMT
Organization: Save the Spud Foundation


	I would like to apologize in advance for the extreme length
	of this post. For those who care to read on, the following
	are my replies to Joanna's replies to some of my previous
	postings. [Key : my old posts (>>)  Joanna's replies (>) ]

>>	Over here in the Land of Evil, we all be doin' just
>>	fine... If any of ya'll care to join me in these
>>	here parts, feel free --- though somebody needs
>>	to bring some more chips and salsa....
>>
>>	And if "evil" doesn't suit you, pick you own state
>>	of mind to habitate : Deranged, Neurotic, Psychotic,
>>	etc. --- the list goes on and on!
>
>Tee hee...:-)  This was kinda funny...I'm getting happier.
>

	Every now and then, something funny manages to pop
	out (on those rare occasions when my two remaining
	active brain cells manage to bang together and create
	a thought). I'm glad it entertained you...even if
	you've got it in for me and my new love (the Spudster)!

>>Only halfway thru some 600+ posts to r.a.t.s.,
>
>Wow!  600+?  Wow!  I guess that's why I don't go away for days on end.
>

	Actually, if I didn't pull disappearing acts like that
	on occasion, I'd probably end up doing something rash...
	like attend a 'Horns game or something. (HEY! Put that
	bat down, Joanna! OW, I was only KIDDING! Ouch! HEYYY...)

>>
>>	Methinks that Vickie (see, Joanna, that's not too hard
>>	to say now, is it?) ...
>
>Well, gee, no, I guess it isn't hard to say...problem is, I have to type 
>it and gosh, the fingers are just flying along with a mind of their own 
>and before I know it, I've typed Vick...uh...I mean Icky when I really 
>meant to type Ick...ooops!...Vickie.  See?  It's just hard.  I can't, 
>for the life of me, figure out how anyone manages to keep them straight.  
>Although, I will admit, I never had any problems until Spud (the new
                                                              ^^^^^^^ 
>love of your life -- remember her?) mixed 'em up a couple of times.
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^  
>Despite the fact that I'm slightly older than Spud (but younger, by a 
>long shot, than Onion Breath!) some of her actions seem to be rubbing 
>off on me.
>

	Of COURSE I remember her. In fact, as we speak, I am
	instituting my campaign to rescue her from the evil
	(whoops, no, that's *me*, isn't it)...rather, the
	dastardly (no, that's *still* me, but it'll have to
	do) clutches of that empire known as Happy.Net.Police!

	More on this in another post...

>>	                ... and Tammy and I are going to have
>>	to get together and teach you a little lesson about
>>	having some respect for your peers. Maybe send you a
>>	little X-mas present --- one that's maroon and white
>>	and plays "The Spirit of Aggieland" 24 hours a day.
>>	Yeah, that's the ticket...
>
>Oh, God!  Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!  I take it all back!!!  Ackkkkkk!!!
>

	Wait, what's that I hear...? Hmmm, sounds like a
	certain marching band is starting to play...

>>	Wait a minute, let me get this straight...something that
>>	*I* said actually fell in favor with Joanna?!? Mark this
>>	one down! (Just for that, I won't make any PocketBread
>>	Pita remarks in this post...whoops, too late. Oh well, at
>>	least I tried....)
>
>:-)  Oh, yeah...like you tried really hard.  I take it back!
>

	Hey, I *did* try...just not very successfully. :-)

>>	Well, shucks, ma'am --- I'm mighty flattered! And, yes,
>>	I would truly love to engage in a wild fling with a 
>>	West Coast Aggie! (BTW, do Spuds and Core-onas mix?)
>
>Snicker, snicker!  What's with the country bumpkin act?  She's already
>thrown herself at you despite my warnings.  No need to pretend with us.
>BTW, I'm truly sorry to say this, Spud, but...we can all see that this 
>was doomed from the start.
>

	DOOMED?!? How dare you state such...such...untruths
	about my fair damsel in distress! Of course you know
	this means war (as opposed to everything else we've
	done, I suppose?)...

	And what's wrong with the "country bumpkin act"? For
	all you know, I could hang around all day in Wranglers
	and Ropers, dip snuff, and rope steer (P.S. : I don't.)
	(P.S.S. : But it *could* have been true.). Just being
	a gentleman.

>>	And don't pay any attention to JoannaRoseannaDanna; she
>>	*says* that she's "just watching out for you", but in
>>	fact, I think that she just doesn't want you to be
>>	truly happy --- what a "sis". And, besides because of our
>>	net.love for each other, wouldn't this be fun just to see
>>	Joanna writhe in agony for a while...?
>
>I'll not be in agony -- I'll be in...denial!  Yeah...that's the ticket!  
>I got it licked.  Yep, it never happened. My sis Salchicha did not fall 
>for his evil ways.  What did you say? No, I hadn't heard a thing about 
>it.  You lie.  French Fried Potatoes would never fall for such a line.  
>Uh-un...no way.
>

	Joanna, Joanna, Joanna...it's obvious that this new bit
	of news is just taking its toll on your already fragile
	state of mind.

	However, there are people out there who can help you get
	past this little problem. In fact, I'm sure that I remember
	seeing a couple of free passes to the funny farm floating
	around r.a.t.s. sometime ago; maybe you can get one of
	those and check out the facilities for a while... Don't
	worry --- we'll all be sure to visit you.

>>	So where should we meet? (But keep it a secret from
>>	you-know-who --- we wouldn't want *her* to come around,
>>	you know...)
>
>Whatever are you talking about?  I'm lost.  Anybody know to whom he is
>addressing this question?  Or what he's talking about for that matter?
>Anybody?  :-)  It's working.
>

	Again, Joanna, there's always hope for you...but first you
	have to admit you have a problem. Come on now, you can
	do it...

>Joanna.

	Again, sorry for the length; I'll try not to do this in the
	future.

TTFN,
- The Evil and Aveging Core-ona

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