HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dbell@cup.portal.com (David J Bell)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Laboratory Construction (was Re: The weight of the water)
Date: Mon,  5 Oct 92 21:52:41 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

>In a similar vein, I remember a classic research lab FU UL,,
>>
>It was supposed to have happened back around 1986, at the med. school research
>building at CWRU. It seems that the research program had gotten larger, and th
e
>number of labs had increased to the extent where new air pumps had to be ins
>installed on the roof in order to suck air into the laboratory hoods, and 
>then out through a set of scrubbers. The purpose of the scrubbers being to 
>filter out noxious fumes, especially airborne radio-isotopes.

>Well, the HVAC techs got the DC motor in place and hooked up and tested, then
>cranked it up and left for the weekend.

>Yup, it was a DC motor, and depending on which wire is hooked to ground the
>fan will either suck or blow. By Monday morning, a major radiation safety
>hazard was present in every lab with a hood, as not only the contents of the 
>hood, but everything in the filters and the air shafts were back-blown into
>several dozen research labs.

>Anyway, this was the story I got on Monday morning after deciding not to 
>spend the weekend in the lab.

>-- 
>Randall W. Holt - rxh6@cwru.po.edu     |   Sturgeon's First Law   
>Dept. Radiology MetroHealth Hosp.      |   '90% of everything is crap'
>Dept. Biomedical Engineering, CWRU     |   
>(216) 778-8296                         |

Well, I pretty well DON'T believe the part about the HVAC motor
being DC. (Besides the requisite pun about AC motors...) 
HOWEVER: It does make sense, if the blower motor was 3-phase, and
the idiots reversed any pair of 'hot' leads. And any blower
motor large enough for a whole building's hood system would
almost certainly be 3-phase...

Dave
dbell@cup.portal.com
From: saxe@chopin.cs.unc.edu (Eddie Saxe)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: A Goofy Question was Re: Flavored Condoms  (was: Re: Stupid cop
Date: 1 Oct 92 01:54:10 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

In article <3fu1021m24x001@JUTS.ccc.amdahl.com> tjc50@juts.ccc.amdahl.com (Terry Carroll) writes:
>In article <BvCoK5.CDu@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG>, phil@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG (Phil 
>Gustafson) writes:

>> Phil "October 23?  Anniversary-of-the-universe party?  Hey, it's Terry's
>> turn to organize one" Gustafson

>Terry who?

Come on, Terry, you don't expect us to believe that there are more than one
of you, do you?  No matter what you say your last name is, or how many miles
you put on your Lear jet, we still know it's you.

ObUL1:  Sometimes, the Great One will miss your post if you do something like:
skiboots.
 ^^^^
or:
k
i
b
o

ObUL2:  He won't if you post it here in AFU, 'cause he reads it normally.

ObFact:  The spell command in Unix (R) (TM) (RSVP) doesn't believe condom is
         a word.

Eddie "Spelling everything write" Saxe
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From: starfish@stein.u.washington.edu (Sarah Skovronsky)
Subject: Re: FAQs for Sale
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 00:53:45 GMT

palmerc@abulafia.b21.ingr.com (Christopher M. Palmer) writes:

>From the FAQ...

>>WILD LIFE IN THE FAST LANE
>>Fb.Schoolkid beheaded by road sign, due to sticking his head out the bus window.

>I heard this one a few weeks ago from my sister-in-law.  Her daughter
>is a cheerleader.  The team they were playing was driving to the game
>and one of their cheerleaders was hanging out of the bus window and clipped
>a telephone pole, decapitating her.  Her headless body slumped back
>into the bus to the horror of her friends.  Oh ho, I thought, a
>*classic* UL.  But... The evening news confirmed the story.  They didn't give
>the gory details, but reported that the cheerleader was killed when
>she hit a telephone pole while hanging out of a bus.

The teacher in high school from whom I took a psychology course (important!)
and for whom I TA'd a chemistry course insisted that this happened during his
"Senior Skip" in high school.  (For those not in the know:  Senior Skip is
a day during one's last year in high school, kept "secret" from the teachers
and administration, where lots of senior kids do not attend classes but
instead go off into the woods and get drunk.)  His nasty story was that a
bunch of drunken kids were careening around the forest in their cars and a
girl stuck her head/upper body out the window to yell something at the car
behind them and got cut in two by a tree.
 
Gave me the willies that night.  However, it then occurred to me that he
might actually have been LYING, in an attempt to stop some of the kids in
MY senior class from going off, getting wasted, and dying on the highway.
You know, scare tactics.  Or, he could have been telling the absolute truth.
To this day I'm not sure whether or not he made the story up; it smacks of
UL, but he told it very convincingly.  However, he IS a psychologist...but
"it could have happened, so it must have happened..."

At any rate, I don't think his story (true or not) worked.  I was extremely
scared to even go anywhere near any other member of my senior class, but I
do not drink alcohol and never intended to go to Senior Skip anyway.  The
other (alcohol-drinking, partying) kids declared that it was an interesting
story, but it could never happen to them...
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Subject: Re: Religion versus Science
From: frey@alfheim.actrix.gen.nz (Bruce Clement)
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 92 23:26:40 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Private System

lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu writes in article <1992Sep25.081538.27642@news.columbia.edu>:
> 
> In article <717318480snx@alfheim.actrix.gen.nz> frey@alfheim.actrix.gen.nz (Bruce Clement) writes:
> >Snuff is powered tobacco often with added aromatic substances. A snuff film is
> >a government announcement which shows how using snuff slowly addles the 
> >brain & causes the habitue to fall into a degenerate state.
> >
> >A prime example of the gendre is "Snuff, devil's powder from hell" (193?) which tells the
> >story of a couple of typical teenagers who fall in with a bad crowd. At first it is fun, then 
> >the cravings, immorality, and Jazz sap their wills & ...
> 
> No, the only movies like that are:
> 
> Reefer Madness - the one everybody knows.
> Cocaine Fiends - not so known.
> Marihuana, the Devil's Weed, mostly unknown.
> Mary Brown has a Social Disease - from the end of Amazon Women on the Moon.
> Maryjane - a '60's version of Reefer Madness starring Fabian with the Bad Seed
> star Patty McCormack.

Can you say "Satire"? ... Good, I knew you could.

--
Bruce Clement    (frey@alfheim.actrix.gen.nz  SNEWS/2,  UUPC 1.11q)
From: scooter@hirgon.hw.stratus.com (Scott Jeffrey)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Mrs. Field's Cookies Recipes
Date: 6 Oct 92 18:23:01 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc.

In article <26000@oasys.dt.navy.mil> jacobs@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Henry Jacobs) writes:
>Over the weekend, I wandered into the local mall bookstores. There is
>now a cookbook titled "Mrs. Field's Recipes" and has all sorts of cookies
>and other goodies recipes.
>But...are they the REAL recipes...

	How much did it cost?

scooter



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Subject: Re: Oranjelo and the severed dog's head
From: rdale@cstp.umkc.edu
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 06:06:49 GMT
Organization: UM - Kansas City, Computer Science

> his book The American Language.  My favorite was a gentlman from Chicago
> names Positive Wasserman Smith.

	I was in the midst of swallowing when I read this.  Now I
am choking and drooling.  It is not a pretty sight!


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Richard "Whaddaya MEAN Rush Limbaugh is on only 5 1/2 hours a day?" Dale
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From: kane@buast7.bu.edu (Hot Young Star)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.sex,soc.motss
Subject: Re: Stone Age Sex
Date: 29 Sep 92 15:13:29 GMT
Followup-To: alt.folklore.urban
Organization: Astronomy Department, Boston University, Boston, MA, USA

In article <H.NcO9TAgErw2@harvee.billerica.ma.us>
scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us writes:

>i found this in afu and thought it should be reposted in a few other groups.
>so here it is:

>>Reprinted w/o permission from "In", a weekly Boston newspaper.
[...]
>>Otztal Valley, ITALY -- The mainstream media reported widely on "Otzi",
>>the 5,477-year-old Stone Age man found mummified in a melting glacier
>>high in the Italian Tyrolean Alps.  The U.S. media did not, however, share
>>a gripping detail that was reported in Italy, Austria, Switzerland and
>>elsewhere: there was sperm in Otzi's anal canal.
[...]

This story was later confirmed to be a hoax.

Brian
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From: styri@hal.nta.no (YuNoHoo)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Radar Cars (was: stupid cop tricks & t)
Date: 29 Sep 92 17:46:49 GMT
Reply-To: styri@nta.no
Organization: Bohemians and Globetrotters, Unlimited

Stupid subject-line, but I guess I'll have to recycle my postings as
well. (Two years since last thread???).

In Norway we used to have the radar photo units, but they didn't work
too well. New technology was introduced - two sensors in each lane of
the road. The speed and the distance between the wheels are recorded.
If the latter doesn't agree with the vehicle license info. the picture
gets special treatment (false plates). A system that records the weight
of the vehicle is under test (at least it was a 2 years ago).

The camera used in the unit is a modified Nikon F4 with a zoom lens.
They use a flash with a red filter for several reasons. (Catching people
red handed...?) When the system was introduced the pictures was only to
be used for catching traffic offenders, but some pics have been used in
other cases (thieves driving with the stolen goods on the roof of the car).

Because there is no radar involved the units may be used in tunnels, and
the technology is very useful around traffic lights. Units without photo
equipment is used to monitor traffic patterns in general, and to direct
police patrols to 'trouble spots'. Drivers must be warned only if there
are photo units.

A nice trick used by the police nowadays is to set up an old radar speed
trap some 500' after a photo unit. Works every time... Usually people
speed up after a photo unit.

Btw., there have been some comments on what happens if you don't drive
the car yourself. I'm told that the Germans have a problem because if
you say you didn't drive the car (and didn't) you're off the hook because
the police cannot force you to spill the beans on family members. Sounds
a bit ULish, because the police should have little trouble getting a pic
of anyone with a passport or official ID card. If you say you didn't drive
the car and you did - well, you're in trouble.

Funniest speed speed trap (?) I've seen was a radar connected to a sign
that lit up the text "SLOW DOWN!" whenever somebody passed too fast.

---
YuNoHoo	 "sure made that sign flash"
From: stern6@husc10.harvard.edu (Michael Stern)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: late talkers
Date: 7 Oct 92 03:17:53 GMT
Distribution: na

We have all heard the story about how Einstein's slow development lead his
parents to suspect that he might be mentally deficient. I have heard a
similar story which I throw before you.

Some great (British?) poet/author (unnamed) did not speak until the age
of 12, at which point he shocked his family by mentioning at dinner that
"The meat seems overdone." When pressed as to why he had never previously
spoken, the lad replied "I never had much to say."

Any comments?

******************************************************************************
         Michael Stern        *  "I love children, especially when they cry,
                              *   for then someone takes them away."  
   stern6@husc.harvard.edu    *                         -Nancy Mitford
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From: dw@unislc.uucp (Dan Wright)
Subject: Re: UL Chippendales and crabs
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Organization: Eyeballs Unlimited
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 17:52:21 GMT

Jonathan E. Quist scrawled:
: (Dan Wright) writes:
: >How could she tolerate the critter being in her eye for more than a few
: >minutes?  Wouldn't she rub it or lift the lid and take it out herself
: >right away?
: 
: I think you're assuming a crab is as large as the ones you get in seafood
: restaurants...

She went to the doctor because there was a lump in her eye.
After nodding wisely, the first thing the M.D. did was lift the eyelid.
Gosh those doctors are brilliant!   That's why they get paid so much.

: You've obviously never lost a contact in your eye, back where it can't
: be seen by direct inspection.  Most people have no reason to develop
: their sense of touch in their eye sockets.

People who wear contact lenses have reason.  I've dislodged contacts,
but it's never boggled my mind.  The space inside the eyelids is finite.
I successfully inspect my eyes by lifting the lids and probing with
fingers, in good lighting, in front of a mirror.  Here's how to make it
comfortable:  wash the hands TWICE (especially the finger tips), then coat
them with contact lens solution, which happens to be of the right pH and
the right saline level.  I don't play a doctor on TV, but I did gather a
bit of basic sense from biology and chemistry ...

: ... the lens happened to lodge in a non-irritating way - I thought
: I'd lost it on the floor, and wore glasses for 3 days ...

I believe Quist's testimony.  He probably recounted the experience exactly
as he remembers it.  Everyone is different.  My eyes are sensitive enough
that things even a bit smaller than the period at the end of this sentence
will bother them.  I won't be able to tell exactly where the speck is, but
I'll know something's pestering me and I'll go in and GET it.

: My father had a coal cinder (from watching a locomotive passing under
: the bridge he was on) imbedded in his eye socket for over 30 years,
: before it somehow worked itself loose ...

(Careful here, it's the man's FATHER we're talking about) ...
The locomotive passed *under* the bridge he was on, and the cinder fell up
into his eye ... OK, it took me a moment to get this.  When the cinder
finally popped out after 30 years, he positively identified it as being the
one from the locomotive, based on the cinder's shape and smell, right?

   -- Damn Wright

 P.S.  People who think "tastes like chicken"
       is a good joke, are newbies.
From: tjc50@juts.ccc.amdahl.com (Terry Carroll)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: A Goofy Question was Re: Flavored Condoms  (was: Re: Stupid cop
Date: 30 Sep 92 19:32:55 GMT

Reply-To: tjc50@juts.ccc.amdahl.com (Terry Carroll)
Followup-To: 
Distribution: world
Organization: Amdahl Corporation
Keywords: 

In article <BvCoK5.CDu@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG>, phil@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG (Phil 
Gustafson) writes:
> In article <1992Sep29.150847.11305@midway.uchicago.edu> 
> thf2@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
> >
> >"I didn't say she was acting crazy, I
> >said she was fuck*ng Goofy."
> >
> I thought we didn't have "silliest asterisk" contests on this newsgroup.

No, no, the line is "I was told we wouldn't have to do 'silliest asterisk' 
contest in this newsgroup."
> 
> Phil "October 23?  Anniversary-of-the-universe party?  Hey, it's Terry's
> turn to organize one" Gustafson

Terry who?

Terry Carroll - tjc50@juts.ccc.amdahl.com - 408/992-2152
The opinions presented above are not necessarily those of a sound mind.
From: slb3y@cc.usu.edu (Punk Rocketeer)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Liz Claiborne/Oprah Winfrey UL
Date: 4 Oct 92 22:04:19 MDT
Organization: Omega:  The Final Solution

In article <mjenkins.718116768@cunews>, mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca
(Michael Jenkinson) writes:
> This from the October 5, 1992 edition of Newsweek. My apologies if its
> already been posted.
> 
> "For more than a year, rumor has had it that fashion designer Liz
> Claiborne insulted black women while appearing on "The Oprah Winfrey
> Show." According to the tale, Claiborne said her dresses aren't made
> for black women because their hips are too big. It's unclear how many
> black women have been eschewing Claiborne clothing, but Spike Lee says
> in this month's Esquire that all blacks should boycott the designer.
> One problem: the story is untrue. Claiborne never appeared on "Oprah"
> and never made such comments. Still, "Oprah" staffers receive 15 calls
> a week from viewers who insist they saw Claiborne on the show."

     I did.  Honest.  Even though our TV isn't hooked to an antenna or
to cable, but only receives intelligible signals from the VCR.  And
Oprah.  Only it was really Claiborne's husband who said it.  Oprah
asked why she couldn't get a decent fit from a Liz Claiborne dress,
and Mr. Claiborne said, "That'd be the butt, Oprah."

Patrick "wasting time and bandwidth on a Sunday night" Clark
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From: PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai)
Subject: jaywalking penalties
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 14:26:02 GMT



An article about jaywalking penalties in Columbus Ohio
 in _TWA Ambassador Magazine_, sept. 1992

"The penalty for violation of them (Jaywalking laws)  is
tantamount to a capital offense elewhere.  Errant jaywalkers are
arrested on the spot.  Fines, even for first offenders, are
heavy.  Repeat violations can result in prison terms."

[end quote]

	That must explain the county jail overcrowding.
Actually, 8 or 10 years ago, Columbus was among the leaders in
revenue from jaywalkers.  But the part about prison terms seems
to be pure UL.




J.P."Who needs cross-walks?" Papai
Papai@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu
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From: warren@nysernet.org (Warren Burstein)
Subject: Re: Videotaping rapes
Reply-To: warren@nysernet.org
Organization: Mail to News Gateway at Wang Labs
Date: 3 Oct 92 19:20:19 GMT

In <1992Oct1.153420.6790@news.columbia.edu> dan@cubmol.bio.columbia.edu (Daniel Zabetakis) writes:

>the varacity of the charges.

Oral sex?
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From: phil@iagu.itd.adelaide.edu.au (Phil Kernick)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Radar Cars (was: stupid cop tricks & t)
Date: 29 Sep 92 05:03:20 GMT
Reply-To: phil@adam.adelaide.edu.au
Organization: Psychology Department, University of Adelaide
NNTP-Posting-Host: iagu.itd.adelaide.edu.au


In article <432@bal.UUCP>, gainer@bal.UUCP (Mike Gainer) writes:
> These photo radar units seem to be universally annoying, so I present
> herewith two _strictly hypothetical_ methods of defeating them.

One method used here was,




    __________Number Plate___________
                  |
                  |
                  |
     Small metal  |
        plate     |


                                           Camera
             Rear of car                           

The view of the number plate from the rear is not obscured at all, but the
view from the side where the camera is will only get 3 digits out of the 6
on the number plate, which is not enough to identify the car.

Unfortuneately, they have recently passed legislation making them illegal.


Regards,
Phil.

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From: bls@sector7g.Eng.Sun.COM (Brian Scearce)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Alligators in sewers
Date: 30 Sep 92 01:08:00 GMT
Reply-To: bls@sector7g.Eng.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
NNTP-Posting-Host: sector7g

In article 26521@dog.ee.lbl.gov, twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan) writes:
> In either [New York City or Paris], people are incomprehensible, rude,
> and you get ripped off.

The difference is, in Paris you get snubbed, and in NYC you get snuffed.

Brian "Savoir fuckin' faire" Scearce
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From: dascoser@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (david serchay)
Subject: Re: "Lost In Space" was better
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 17:54:00 GMT

lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner) writes:

> In article <gFTTRB4w165w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu> sasha@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Da
> >
> >P.S:  If you ever get the chance, listen to Bill Mumy (Will Robinson) 
> >      speak.  Amusing stories on the set of LIS and its fun talking to 
> >      one half of Barnes & Barnes (yes, he wrote "Fish Heads")  - S.
> 
> Are you saying that Billy Mumy penned:
> 
> Fish Heads, Fish Heads, Roly Poly Fish Heads,
> Fish Heads, Fish Heads, eat 'em up, Yum!
> 
> cj "I prefer Three Dead Newts (see how they rot)" l

Yes he did. He even penned at Star Trek Tribute song called "Goodbye old 
Friends" which has the lines
"At least least six features found thier place,
 It still beats watching Lost In Space."
(Anyone out there got the complete lyrics?

Dascoser
"Live long and prosper and floss daily" -- Billy "Art Barnes" Mumy
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From: harris@drvax3.msfc.nasa.gov (Mitch Harris)
Subject: Re: Oranjelo and the severed dog's head
Organization: NASA/MSFC
Date:  2 Oct 92 10:17:05 GMT

wells@athena.cs.uga.edu (Scott Wells) writes:

>My mother processes insurance claims in a family heath practice clinic
>in Augusta, Georgia. She's shown me forms of little girls named
>Orangejello, and I have heard of Lemonjello. No UL, I think.
>Now, the case where a mother named her twin daughters Syphillis and
>Gonarheea (pronounced: Sih-PHIL-is and Gon-NERE-ee-ah) may be.

I worked in a newborn intensive care unit in Cleveland a few years
back...one of the moms named her daughter Diarrhea (dee-AREA). Why
someone didnt tell her *immediately* what the other pronounciation is,
is beyond me.

(posted for the missus) Beverly H.

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