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From: wljohnso@nyx.cs.du.edu (William "Hmph!" Johnson)
Subject: Re: Lesbians And Me
Summary: Sounds like something I read in high school
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Keywords: Hello McFly!
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 93 06:48:44 GMT

In article <27JAN199316044691@pavo.concordia.ca> j_muker@pavo.concordia.ca (Jish) writes:
>
>There has been something that I have been dying to do ever since I became
>the mega-horny bastard that I am......I've always wanted to do IT with a
>very feminine lesbian woman.  Anybody out there (hetero guys) ever had this
>experience?  Any feminine-type lesbians interested?
>
>I'm up for anything safe....................J.M.

Uh, J.M., I think the idea of being a lesbian is that...THEY DON'T DO GUYS!

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| William "Wes" "Arrr!" "Golden Earring"   | I am a lesbian trapped
| "Gener" "Sierra" "Mohican" "Mr. Kamikazi"|   man's body...
| "Bite Me" "Deal With It" "Sentri" Johnson| Or was that thesbian?
-------------------------------------------| Well it's the one with actors..
Net Address: wljohnso@nyx.cs.du.edu

Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.7996@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Spark seeks tinder
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
Reply-To: ap.7996@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 23:59:26 GMT
X-Iso: SF

It's half past two and I'm in Bermondsey.

Its a good place to be at this time of the morning.
Watching the lights go through their familiar dance 
-
Amber, red, red-and-amber, green.

I feed power to the torquey 1.4 turbo-charged 
engine of my R5 and scoot over Tower Bridge.  The 
Thames smiles back London's late night glitter.

I drop a uey round the traffic island and 
accelerate into the Highway, once one of the most 
dangerous roads out of the old city.  
I'd like to see Dick Turpin  try it on tonight 
though -
"Stand and Deliv.... what the fuck was that?"

I breeze through 70 mph just passing the school.  
This is the only time to drive.

Back to reality now with a panda out of Limehouse 
station in my rear-view.  Its the Met.  
I consider being naughty then pull in to the left.  
They stop in front and I watch the usual 
performance as they get out, adjust their caps, 
assume an  air of restrained sarcasm and approach.  
I'm unconcerned.   
This is my manor.  

The first one flashes his torch, squints at me then 
turns and mumbles to his mate
 - " It's the doctor ".
- " 'course it is, I knew that."
- "Good morning Jeff" I say.
- "Morning sir, not at the hospital tonight?"
- "Took an evening off - I've been up West"
- "Good was it?"
- "The usual.  Hear about Saturday night? Three 
stabbed at Aldgate Tube"
- "Hear about it!? We wuz there, wasn't we Sid?"
- "Yeah, getting to be as bad as New York."
- "Did you want something Jeff?"
His face assumes a formal expression.
- "Yes sir, I'm going to have to warn you about 
your speed, sir."
- "Oh?"
- "Yes, we noticed you let it drop below 50 on the 
corner.  Can't be having that, you know.  This is a 
dangerous area, sir.  We've got our reputation to 
consider."
He grins, I grin.
- "Come on Jeff, you know me.  Better get a new 
battery for your speed gun.  See you at the Mess 
Ball.  Goodnight Jeff, 'night Sid."
- "Night sir, and may the Force be with you.  Heh Heh."

I dodge down Narrow St and into the IoD.  
The island is quiet, serene, waiting: its day of 
fame and fortune is yet to 
come, but there's no hurry.

???????????????????????????????????????????????????
If any interesting young american women would like 
to converse with  this London 32yr bored medic with 
the usual proclivities and all his own teeth, then 
do not hesitate. ALA etc etc.

mike
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From: neilfp@astro.ocis.temple.edu (Neil F. Palumbo)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: RAI's .gif
Date: 23 Jan 93 18:03:42 GMT
Organization: Temple University
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]

Hey Steve,

Lighten up. Don't you care about others feelings? Hey Rai, you look good to
me :-)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,talk.bizarre
From: giovanne@ccrs.emr.ca (Zee Cyste)
Subject: Dunno, feel like posting, eh?
Summary: Workin', Livin', Lovin' Zenith
Keywords: PEZ, Dogs, Smut and Satan
Organization: Ugly Twisted Nastiness
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 02:45:09 GMT

Bing.

[Scene: Deciding to get another beer from the downstairs walk-in
refridgedeezer. <pause> Ahhh, much better. (sounds of amber liquid
glugging into sporty beer mug). Right, I'm in my bedroom (oooh) and
listening to a spinal tap CD. I couldn't get a hold of anyone tonight
(all two of my friends <smirk>) so I figure I might as well screw
around on the computer.]

This damn HST modem has been giving me problems all evening, can't
connect to any local BBS's so I have to connect to work - figures.

Anyway, enough grumbling and general sulking behavior.

HI!

I was wondering whether most people respond to anon postings more
often than "real name" postings. I don't know why I wondered that.

This is getting nowhere fast. (sounds of industrious creative thinking)

Does anyone out there in the big bad world like to eat Tomato Soup with
Sliced Hot Dog Wieners thrown in? It's great for hangovers - if you can
stand to look at it, let alone eat it you're gonna be just fine. I eat it.
I can hear you all saying things like "Ew, that's disgusting", "What a
sicko" and "Yum."

Did you ever wonder why Penguins (one must always capitalize the word
Penguin) weren't made into fish instead of birds? Neither do I. I just
like to use the word Penguin. Opus. My BBS software is named after a
comic strip Penguin, well, maybe not named AFTER the Penguin but at least
concurrently.

I think I'll go peruse some more posts. Nah, I think I'll go to the
tavern and see if there's a band playing tonight.

Bye.


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             - The Antichrist
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From: cs744@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Lance Durden)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Hugs For Illiterate Flamers
Date: 26 Jan 1993 08:25:52 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


               HUGS
          R. H. Grenville
 
Hugs are happy, healing things,
Like a wraparound of angel wings;
Like a mother's cradle when you're small,
Like a lovely rose-embroidered shawl.
 
Hugs can reach to distant places
With loving heart and thought embraces.
 
And in the peace that follows prayer,
How often are we made aware
Of the enfolding comfort of
The everlasting arms of love?
From: schin@acs.bu.edu (neil schier)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Stanford or Yale '90
Date: 24 Jan 93 20:07:40 GMT
Organization: Boston University, Boston, MA, USA
Originator: schin@acs.bu.edu


Hello

I am trying to get ahold of two friends of mine (the respective alumni orgs
have been no help) who graduated from Yale and Stanford. If you meet the above
description, or attended around that time, would you kindly e-mail me directly?

Regards
Neil Schier
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sdy@bcstec.boeing.com (Ugly Bag of Mostly Water)
Subject: Re: Where, oh where did the little doggies go...
Followup-To: alt.puter.life.NOT
Organization: Ringworld
	<SDY.93Jan14094722@bcstec.boeing.com>
	<1993Jan20.195213.21697@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com>
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 18:12:19 GMT

>>>>> On Wed, 20 Jan 1993 19:52:13 GMT, puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) said: 

   PeterDud>  sdy@bcstec.boeing.com (Ugly Bag of Mostly Water) plays with
   PeterDud> his small, pointed thingy...
yes, I guess you prefer soft-tips instead of the real thing? besides it's all
where you put it.

   PeterDud> Oh Mr. UBoMW, you're steve-ness, you're Ugly Pile of Mostly
   PeterDud> Dog-Doo;
with sharp pointy claws don't forget.

   PeterDud> 	How flattering that you would like to prick me with your little
   PeterDud> dart. However, you are dazed and confused (sorry, Led). For that
who's Led?

   PeterDud> type of action, you would be better off finding 2 of the 3 people
   PeterDud> you are just _dyin'_ to see gifs of. Or, answer any ad that starts
   PeterDud> "G*M seeks same..."
so you'll be sending me yours soon I take it? and if you didn't post those ad
anonymusly we'd be able to spot you better.

   PeterDud> 	And keep your "we'd" planted in the ground.

   PeterDud> (Puter is a deranged individual at puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com)
and to think Puter said it all for us.

steve.
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From: mbanth@hpbs1505.boi.hp.com (Mike Banther)
Subject: Re: DWF ISO [S/D]*M
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 23:26:06 GMT
Reply-To: mbanth@hpbs1505.boi.hp.com (Mike Banther)
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Laboratories

Humm, interesting.  Well, I live in Boise also and work as an engineer at a
certain large computer company.  My guess is that we're no more than 1000 feet
away from each other most of the week.

I'm 6'2", 170 lbs, with brown wavy hair and light blue eyes.  I've been
divorced
for about seven years; I'm 35 years old.

I enjoy tennis (BTW have you played at the new BSU indoor tennis center yet?),
bicycling, swimming up at Warm Springs in Idaho City, talking (and listening),
reading good books (especially history and classics), and walking with my dog
up in the foothills.  I've been known to play guitar, mostly ballads with a
little C&W thrown in.

As for my intelligence (or lack thereof), personality, etc., I suspect you'll
be able to judge better from personal contact than anything I can describe.

I hope to hear from you soon.

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From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: One Hell of a Women
Summary: Oh Puuuuleeese
Date: 28 Jan 93 02:52:53 GMT
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH

In article <93027.103111TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu> TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
>If that wasn't feminism that you dropped in my lap about my nickname then you
>tell me what it is?  Trust me, you will need a White Knight sometime in your
>life time.  You may not realize who they are, becasue most of them don't
>advertise!
>
Sigh..righto Mr. Chauvinist in Shining Armor, not all women need a man
to protect and cherish and keep them  from harm, and it isn`t merely a
feminist who doesn't fear to speak those words loudly and proudly, but
a woman who knows her worth and is proud to be a self sufficient,
strong, and independant person with rights and feelings and all that
goes along with being a member of the human race, including knowledge
that men aren`t the only ones who have a clue, and that sometimes it
is better to ignore men like you than give them the time of day

>White Knight
>Things just look better from atop a horse

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From: elrond@studio.disney.com (Root System Account)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: MY opinion of Rai. (hear me out)
Date: 26 Jan 93 21:39:00 GMT
Organization: The Walt Disney Company
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parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz wrote:
: Maybe I'm old-fashioned.
: Maybe I'm crazy.

What's wrong with "old-fashioned"?  It seems to be that we often
throw out the baby with the bathwater these days.  There ARE some
good aspects to being "old-fashioned".  Using a bit of tact and
considering someone else's feelings isn't such a bad thing.

--joerg
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From: toms@pdx069.intel.com (Tom Shott)
Subject: Trying to get address for 'Jeff Knaus' in Cleveland
Reply-To: toms@ichips.intel.com
Organization: Div. MD6, Intel Corp.
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 04:00:36 GMT


I worked with Jeff Knaus from Case-Western Reserve at IBM in NY one summer.
In the course of many moves I've lost his address. Now I called Cleveland
information and they have a telephonee number for him but it's unlisted.

Since Jeff's into computers is probably working somewhere connected to the
Internet I figured somebody might know his email/us mail address. Drop me a
note.

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Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
From: bbooth@x400gate.bnr.ca (Brad Booth)
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARRIED DORKS!
Originator: bbooth@bcrks6
Reply-To: bbooth@x400gate.bnr.ca (Brad Booth)
Organization: BNR, Ottawa, ON, Canada
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 19:44:31 GMT


petitc@nuge101.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:
> lynx@terapin.com (Debbie Caraway) writes:
> 
> >Welp, I have to admit I agree with the sentiments completely.  I don't know
> >that I have been pushed to use that language.  A few months ago, I expressed a
> >similar view in better taste and was flamed by some poly pricker hypocrits.  At
> >least the guy has some values and some honesty.  Tact can be learned.  I also
> >wouldn't make assumptions about the person's sex or preference.  I have no
> >probs raising a hand in support, since you asked.
> 
>  Like I said, an 'open' relationship is a real easy way out---have your cake
> and eat it too.  If you still want to fool around, then don't get married yet.

Oh yay!!  All bow to the wise lords of values, honesty, marriages and
open relationships!!!  It honours us all to be able to read your words 
of infinite wisdom and experience.


Sarcastically,

     o                      )   o/      |  Brad Booth
    [|= ------------------))))  |       |  bbooth@x400gate.bnr.ca
     /,                     )  -/       |  If you judge others,
                                        |  then be prepared to
How do you like your net.jerks? Crisp!  |  judge yourself.
From: reidyj@storm.CS.ORST.EDU (Jay Reidy)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: SWF iso Real Gentleman - NO DWEEBS
Date: 24 Jan 1993 19:44:18 GMT
Organization: College of Engineering, Oregon State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: storm.cs.orst.edu

In article <lynx.3eyy@terapin.com> lynx@terapin.com (Debbie Caraway) writes:
>Kinda like a 15 year old calling a girl a b*tch cuz he cant get any.
>


Do you know the difference between a bitch and a slut?

A slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but you.


Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
From: dv52151@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (RedSwordTarga)
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 18:32:40 GMT

petitc@nuge101.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:

> Like I said, an 'open' relationship is a real easy way out---have your cake
>and eat it too.  If you still want to fool around, then don't get married yet.

That's how you feel. If you'd ever been in one, you might realize that they
are in no way easy, but to some people, they are more fulfilling and worth-while
Your mileage may vary, but some people have satisfying relationships that
way.

Axly

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*  Axly       *   "Just because its my gun doesn't mean I'm the one who fired  **             *    it."                                                        *
* Red Sword   *   "OK, I fired it, but I didn't think I'd hit any civilians."  *
*  Targa      *   "Well, yes, it did occur to me that I might hit one or two   *
*             *    civilians. But I really never thought I would hit all of    *
*             *    them. "                                                     *
*             *      - Axly                                                    *
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From: chakra@bcstec.ca.boeing.com (Ranjan Chakrabarty)
Subject: For Women's eyes only
Organization: Boeing
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 21:53:56 GMT

                            GENTLE and FUN
                            --------------
      Hello, I am a single man seeking a single woman for friendship.
      My interests include traveling, music, dancing, sunshine, and 
      laughter.  I am an Engineer, 30, India-born, USA-educated (ten 
      years in the USA). I live in the Great Pacific Northwest. 
      Sunny today! 

      Age and race are not important but health (should we meet!) and 
      sincerity are. Let us have a warm winter. 

      Letters gladly accepted at ---> chakra@bcstec.ca.boeing.com  ----<

      Ranjan

Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
From: an1644@anon.penet.fi
Subject: IT IS NOT GOOD FOR A <GAY> MAN TO BE ALONE!!!!!!!
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 05:58:22 GMT

Okay, okay!  It's the MOV bible (My Own Version)!
I'm really tired of having fun by myself.  I mean, I've got
many friends, but no one to be that SPECIAL someone.
Seattle GBM, young 24, manish-boy or boyish-man...
you decide.  I love the outdoors, and getting away from it all.
"It all?"  It all = work, city lights, cars, mega apartment complexes,
traffic, noise, pollution...  ISO someone who can laugh while
crusading for social justice, who is as comfortable in church,
or bible study, as he is in a basketball colosseum, a concert hall,
museum, or weight room.

I realize that many guys aren't going to respond either because
I'm black, or because I'm expecting them to be spiritually involved.
Guess that's how the cards fall.  Gotta keep increasing my odds
of finding such guys.  *Respond if you're interested*

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From: smersch@eng.clemson.edu (Mr. Pump)
Subject: WANTED: survey responses
Reply-To: smersch@eng.clemson.edu
Organization: College of Engineering, Clemson Univ.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 16:28:23 GMT

The news group title says, "alt.personals.ads", but after
reading some of the posts, I wondered if it should be
alt.personals.soap_opera.  Anyway, if there are any 
interested parties, I'm doing boring research on the 
design of a toothpaste dispenser and I'm trying to get
some consumer opinions:

1.	What brand of toothpaste do you currently use?
2.	What do you like about the dispenser?
3.	What do you dislike?
4.	Do you like the way that it looks (geometry, height,
	diameter, aesthetics)?
5.	Do you like the way that it feels (gripability, texture)?
6.	Do you like the operation of the tube or pump (is it 
	messy, is it easy to use)?
7.	Have you considered its environmental significance
	(recyclability, packaging waste)?
From: rickt@bnr.co.uk (Rick Tait)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Anyone in the UK around here?
Followup-To: poster
Date: 22 Jan 1993 14:04:25 GMT
Organization: BNR Europe, New Southgate, London.
Distribution: uk
NNTP-Posting-Host: bnsgs158.bnr.co.uk
Summary: England/Ireland/Scotland/Wales?

Hey there!
Are you in the UK? Right now? Well, hit that <R> button
and get tapping on your keyboard! It seems to me that there
aren't any European people on this newsgroup, so if you are
there - show yourself!

BTW, I'd like to correspond electronically with any females
out there in Europe - I don't mind where you are, what you look
like or what you do! Just write! I'm 21, male (but you already
know that), intelligent, non-Left, shy and creative. I like
walking on wet beaches, driving convertibles and unwrapping
presents!

Please write!


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From: z_druid@mind.ORG (Sonic Druid)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: SM ISO SF/BBF/BBW
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 00:47:39 -0500
Organization: Fortress Development HQ

 
I'm a SBM, 26, 140 lbs., Junior at Southern Tech in Marietta, Ga..
seeking a single female, race unimportant, but preferrablly a 
full-figured female 30+ but negotiable....
 
  looking for someone in my area for anything from friendship to a
longterm relationship or whatever happens.....
 
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