HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: love........
Date: 27 Jul 92 02:28:50 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Jul23.133817.28986@ulowell.ulowell.edu> lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) announces:


>In article <1992Jul23.032531.21509@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski) writes:

>(excess silliness trimmed off)

>>>ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!  Sprung!  I was hoping you wouldn't recognise me.  Yes, I'll
>>>admit I was waiting for some blind person to come along so I could go:
>>>'tick tick tick tick tick tick tick' and watch 'em get run over... there
>>>simply aren't enough accidents so I thought I'd go out of my way to cause
>>>a few...
>>You shoulda just stuck yer foot out in front of a lorry or two...or one of those
>>big double-decker busses...like that pepperpot in the animation. That'd do it.
>| I prefer medium-sized glass jars to pepperpots.

>Anyways, as I way saying, tonight on STORAGE JARS...  no, that's not right...

Actually, it's "Good Evening, and welcome to BLACKMAIL, the programme where ..."
(excess quote deleted)


>-- lisa aka I had to chop off all the other aka's 'cause I didn't know which
>	ones belonged here, sorry
James aka Well, at least you had aka's to chop off! In my day we didn't have
aka's. We had to write everything down on a piece of paper and put it in the
Post-box...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: uhschreg@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Ulrich Schreglmann)
Subject: Re: Knights who say......
Organization: Student Pool, CSD, University of Erlangen, Germany
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 09:06:52 GMT

lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:


>In article <17JUL92.19495511@vax.clarku.edu>, mdowning@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>|> 2 questions....
>|> 
>|> 1: Do the knights say "knee", or "nee"?

>neither; they say 'ni!'

This was funny in the German version, "nie" meaning "never".
I always thought it was a pun, them saying they'd "never" say "never".
What's it mean in English? (Nothing much, I suspect.)


May the Cool be with You!

(C)OOL mcmxcii
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Americans not on holiday.
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 10:50:50 GMT

Right thats it.

Tia, Simon, Jester, Jos, (Dan if your still there)......
This is just not on.
Sorry, Meetch too, and Morjens.


When are all these naughty people going to go back
to work so that we can have our nice discussions wiuth
out them breaking into irrelevencies about monty-python
Don't they know that the name is a blind???

Eccles aka I CAN't keep up!!!!

:)

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* IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER   * .edu.au   		 *
* MAN?" - Bill Door. 		      *  T.F.Eccles		 *
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Some don't have a clue?
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 03:00:57 GMT

ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) tatters:

>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>>ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) told us:

>>>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>>>>hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) whinges.: 


>>>>>	One poster doesn't know who Graham Chapman is ?  Can this be true?
>>>>>	He doesn't know who Terry Gilliam is either? What the fuck ?
>>>>[stuff deleted 'cause I felt like it.]
>>>>Oh dear oh dear.  It seems I just broke a Telescu erm Telecom Australia
>>>>rule, being that no obscenities are to travel over their lines...
>>>Naughty man. Now come round and install a line at my house for
>>>free.
>>I have a cousin wot works for Telescum.  P'raps 'ee could roll on down.
>>But WOT ON EARTH makes you think I'm a man !?  I'm actually a VIKING wot
>>says "THINGY!".  No, no.. that's not roit.
>Works for Telescum? ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha
>hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahah etc.

Well, only in his spare time.  'ee generally just 'angs around and listens
in on people wot dials 00-52 numbers...

Oh, come ON!  It's not that funny, issit?

>>>I live in Mulgrave. You know. Waverley Park????
>>Yeah, of course I F*CENSORED BY TELECOM*N well know.  Anyone for a game
>>of Aussie rules ?
>No, I'm a hockey player. Carn Aussies. Kick.

Meetch aka 'ockey?  'ow's that played then?

>>>:)
>>Indeed, nothing like a good >:). :)
>Every day, it stops me from going mad. 

Well it keeps me mildly insane.  I'm afraid that one day I'll wake up sane
and worry about not being even the slightest bit insane, hence driving myself
into a state of total insanity.

>>>>Meetch aka So burn me. :)
>>>Eccles aka Fyre fyre fyre
>>Meetch aka *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* AHARRRHAAA, ya missed!
>Eccles aka You filthy swine - you've dirtied my "I hate Collingwood" flag.
Meetch aka Sorry 'bout that, and CARN THE BOMBERS!!!!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: Seriousness
Originator: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 13:34:09 GMT


In article <1992Jul23.015350.19343@morgan.ucs.mun.ca>, hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) writes:

|> 	'Good evening.  Tonight, on STORAGE JARS . . . '

tonight, on IT'S THE MIND, we examine the phenomenon of Deja Vu, that
strange feeling you sometimes get that you've lived through something
before, that what is happening now has already happened...  anyway,
tonight on IT'S THE MIND, we examine the phenomenon of Deja Vu, that
strange feeling you sometimes get...

|> 	Craig (spam) Hamm
-- lisa aka AAAhAaHaaa!  (as in alarm and surprise)
From: michael@marcel.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Graham Chapman drinking story
Date: 28 Jul 92 20:32:50 GMT
Organization: Boston University
In-reply-to: coxm@Software.Mitel.COM's message of 28 Jul 92 12:04:37 GMT

In article <12408@coxm> coxm@Software.Mitel.COM (Michael Cox) writes:

=  Loretta (sorry my .sig hasn't changed yet)
= -- 
= Michael H. Cox      | ". . . but there is some hope of a constitutional
	       |  settlement"  Monty Python 1971
=  Mitel Corporation   | "My Canada includes Alberta, B.C., P.E.I., N.S., N.B.,
	       | Ontario, Quebec, Manitoba, Sask., Yukon, Nfld, and N.W.T."

re: sig. but what about Nunavit?

chaplin aka Oh I see but the eskimaux gotta pound ice
--
===============================================================================
Michael Chaplin                    Language is a virus from outer space.
michael@albert.bu.edu                     - William S. Burroughs

The Einstein Papers Project        The opinions contained herein reflect
Boston University                      neither those of the project, 
Boston, Massachusetts, USA             nor those of Albert Einstein.
From: coxm@Software.Mitel.COM (Michael Cox)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Graham Chapman drinking story
Summary: Old nick the sea captain was a jolly sort of fellow . . .
Date: 24 Jul 92 15:44:48 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Mitel. Kanata (Ontario). Canada.

In article <1992Jul23.143005.14561@morgan.ucs.mun.ca> hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) writes:	
>	Vote on who you think his drinking pal was.
Keith Moon (from The Who)
>	
>	When and why did Graham Chapman stop drinking ?
Hmmmmmm, Keith Choked to death on his own vomit?
>
>	At the peak of his drinking addiction, how much Gin did
>	he consume per day ?
I don't know, It was in "A liars Autobiography vol 5".  My personal guess
would be at least a litre per day.


Michael "what's all this then (during the rape scene)"

-- 
Michael H. Cox      | ". . . but there is some hope of a constitutional
                    |  settlement"  Monty Python 1971
Mitel Corporation   | "My Canada includes Alberta, B.C., P.E.I., N.S., N.B.,
                    | Ontario, Quebec, Manitoba, Sask., Yukon, Nfld, and N.W.T."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Upper Class Twit of the Year.
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 17:18:24 GMT


>>>Can anybody give me a list of the events in 'Upper Class Twit of the Year',
>>>of the competitors (if any).  Post responses to the Net.
>>yes, everyone, today I finally remembered to bring in AND NOW FOR SOMETHING
>>COMPLETELY TRIVIAL: THE MONTY PTYHON TRIVIA AND QUIZ BOOK.  These are the
>>events requested:
>>
>>1. Walking in a straight line
>>2. The matchbox jump (over three layers of boxes)
>>3. Kicking the beggar
>>4. The Hunt Ball photograph
>>5. Reversing the sports car into the old woman
>>6. Waking the neighbor (by slamming the car door)
>>7. Insulting the waiter
>>8. Getting under the bar (a wooden bar five feet off the ground)
>>9. Shooting the rabbit (which is tied to the ground)
>>10. Taking the bra off the debuntante
>>11. Shooting yourself
>>
>I would like to add a couple:
>12.  Driving the septic tank
>13.  Counting to 10
>14.  Playing cricket in rush-hour traffic

.. and would you suggest these events before or after even 11?
> 
>>I will be posting one of the quizzes later, so all can test their Python
>>knowledge!!
YAY! Me want.
>>
>>--lisa aka the woman with all the answers
>Chris aka *I'll* ask the questions here, lassie.
MSNio aka Right: Are you, or have you ever been...? (Wonderful question
for Paranoia RPG)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: Lisas
Originator: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 12:55:50 GMT


In article <1992Jul21.003849.16730@news.ysu.edu>, af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:

|>                  "Show me how you do that trick,
|>               the one that makes me scream, she said."
|>                              The Cure

I definitely approve...

-- lisa aka we UNITE!
From: eckdahl@skyfox.usask.ca
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Words to the Lumberjack Song??
Date: 22 Jul 92 14:49:01 GMT
Organization: University of Saskatchewan

Hello,
I'm a bit af a python fan, and one of my favorite skits was on
about a lumberjack in the Canadian North singing with backup
from the Red-Clad R.C.M.P.  However, I am curious to know
the words to the lunberjack's song.  I believe it was on,
"And Now For Something Completely Different"

Thank You
Jason
University of Saskatchewan
Computing Services
From: ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: seriousness
Date: 30 Jul 92 09:47:40 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

00124961@ysub.ysu.edu scribbled : 

=>In article <27JUL199213215556@zeus.tamu.edu>
=>mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
=> 
=>>
=>>>>=>|> =>}      Live to flame, flame to live.
=>>>>=>|> =>burn him its a witch..
=>>>>=>|> Burn 'im 'cos he's serious .... witchness or duckness doesn't even come into
=>>>>=>|> it ...
=>>>>=>
=>>>>=>neither does the plumage....
=>>>>Or the nice, red uniforms .... nyeeaaaarrrrgggghhh [thud]
=>>>
=>>>>=>|> =>Jester aka lets mail-bomb him...NOT
=>>>>=>|> Simon aka the Loony - fetch the comfy chair, he's committed heresy on the
=>>>>=>|> grounds of being serious!
=>>>>=>-- lisa aka he's PINING for the FJORDS!!
=>>>>Simon aka no ee's not .... ee's dead!
=>>>James aka No. No. He's just stunned.
=>>Michael aka *hits cage* Look! He moved! There!
=>Chris aka No he didn't.  BURN 'IM ANYWAY!!!!!
Simon aka I'll fetch some petrol ... who's gonna get the matches.......
From: daniel@acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Storytime
Date: 26 Jul 92 13:28:48 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning's story.  Are you ready?
Then we'll begin.  
	'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy
Bumble in her tumbledown cottage.  He found her in the bedroom.  Roughly
he grabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down onto the bed and ripping
off her...'
	'Old Nick the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of
fellow.  He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out  down by
the pier where the man dressed as ladies....'?
	'Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic
oak tree by the wobbly dum dum bush in the shade of the magic glade down
in Dingly Dell.  Here he sold contraceptives and........discipline?....
naked?.........


I've been in the city for over 30 years and I think the importance of
looking after poor people cannot be understressed.

And now on BBC 1, one more minute of Monty Python's Flying Circus....

#########################################################################
T. Daniel Crawford
Center for Computational Quantum Chemistry
University of Georgia
Athens, GA 30602
Reply to:  daniel@density.chem.duke.edu
#########################################################################
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: seriousness
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 23:28:46 GMT

In article <27JUL199213215556@zeus.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
 
>
>>>=>|> =>}      Live to flame, flame to live.
>>>=>|> =>burn him its a witch..
>>>=>|> Burn 'im 'cos he's serious .... witchness or duckness doesn't even come into
>>>=>|> it ...
>>>=>
>>>=>neither does the plumage....
>>>Or the nice, red uniforms .... nyeeaaaarrrrgggghhh [thud]
>>
>>>=>|> =>Jester aka lets mail-bomb him...NOT
>>>=>|> Simon aka the Loony - fetch the comfy chair, he's committed heresy on the
>>>=>|> grounds of being serious!
>>>=>-- lisa aka he's PINING for the FJORDS!!
>>>Simon aka no ee's not .... ee's dead!
>>James aka No. No. He's just stunned.
>Michael aka *hits cage* Look! He moved! There!
Chris aka No he didn't.  BURN 'IM ANYWAY!!!!!
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Complaints department please.
Date: 26 Jul 92 04:10:43 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal) writes:
>I wish to complain about the follow-on to this posting.
You would you ole coot, I never knew why I married you in the first place.

>Colonel ioSnm (Mrs.)
Brigidier (EsJets) (sir)
-- 
\ /  /    / /  /\
 \\/ \/\ /\ \/ \/_
 / \/  /   \ \/ \
 .sig wants to get married, any suitors?
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: just sigs now {munch munch} (was Re: wibble)
Date: 27 Jul 92 03:03:34 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <sprooney.711923378@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal) designs:


>>>>>>>Michael aka Let's make tart out o' him.
>>>>>>Chris aka I'll put the oven on. . .
>>>>>Michael aka Let's eat him raw...
>>>>James aka Well, I'd rather eat Johnson, sir (or a Lisa, anyway)
>>>mnSio ... Just cum on down to The Cellar. (If you want Lisa to eat
>>>      you too, it costs extra.)
>>Michael aka Don't knw about that Cellar capacity. Lot's o ruckus down there.
>>    But providing everyone is of light build and relatively sedentary, and
>>    given a spot of good weather, I think we're on to a winner. Look out below!
>iOSnm sls Well, we use the church's steple restoration fund to
>      strengthen the ground underneath, and it does occupy the
>      entire expanse of ranelagh (well, under it), plus we're
>      continually expanding. (Just look at the advertising we're
>      getting), so it's really the celing that needs strength. We've
>      tried to make the above houses' foundations continue into the
>      rooms below, so it's generally quite strong. I've been seeing
>      a lot of you (singular and plural) there recently. (In every
>      sense of the phrase)
James sls How about if I just crouch by the side of the road and rub gravel
	in my hair?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Americans not on holiday.
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 14:18:00 GMT

In article <30JUL199201245955@venus.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
 
>
>
>>>Tia, Simon, Jester, Jos, (Dan if your still there)......
>>>This is just not on.
>>>Sorry, Meetch too, and Morjens.
>>Well, if you turn the switch.....
>
>Oh! Fiiiiiiiiiiiine! Just forget about *me* why don't you? Always forget the new
>loony... It's Anti-Semitism, I tell you... And there's *three* Michael's...
>At least you could have mentioned *one* of us! *sigh* I've got no choice...
>I'm gonna kill the lot of you.
>
>>>When are all these naughty people going to go back
>>>to work so that we can have our nice discussions wiuth
>>>out them breaking into irrelevencies about monty-python
>>>Don't they know that the name is a blind???
>>Yeam, jus' wish my name was as blind as a bat so it can't see me and I can't
>>see it (if it was invisible).
>
>>>Eccles aka I CAN't keep up!!!!
>>Tia aka keep running!!!
>Michael aka You try running with your 'ead nailed toa caffe table...It ain't
>   easy, sister.
Chris aka My coffee table is decafinated.  You can't even tell by looking at it
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Words to the Lumberjack Song??
Date: 22 Jul 92 16:03:23 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <22JUL92.14490128@skyfox.usask.ca> eckdahl@skyfox.usask.ca writes:
|Hello,
|I'm a bit af a python fan, and one of my favorite skits was on
|about a lumberjack in the Canadian North singing with backup
|from the Red-Clad R.C.M.P.  However, I am curious to know
|the words to the lunberjack's song.  I believe it was on,
|"And Now For Something Completely Different"

Ok! Everybody Sing! an' a one, an' a two an' a one two three four:

I'm a lumberjack and I'm Ok,
I sleep all night an' I work all day!

(your turn)

Jos aka *GORN*!
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wibble
Date: 23 Jul 92 02:55:26 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <20JUL199221585993@venus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) smears:


>>>{denial of spam denial and long BBC tyrade beheaded because no one responded 
>>>to them *at all*}
>> 
>>THE BBC WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE PREVIOUS APOLOGY.
>> 
>>IT'S BEEN GOING THROUGH A RATHER DIFFICULT TIME WITH THE BREAK-UP OF THE SOVIET
>>BLOCK AND THE LACK OF A COMFY CHAIR.
>> 
>>AND ESPECIALLY NOW THAT BBC-2 HAS STARTED GOING OUT WITH MEN...
>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>=> Pag aka I am not a mouse but I know someone who was..
>>>>>>>>>>>       Yeah, that's what they always say .... you know, one lump of cheese
>>>>>>>>>>>leads to another ..... I know where you've hidden your mouse suit you, you
>>>>>>>>>>>you ...... MOUSE!
>>>>>>>>>>>Simon aka RodentExtermination Is Us....
>>>>>>>>>>Michael aka SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! AAAAAGGGGHHHHH! (thump)
>>>>>>>>>Chris aka Poor little fellow.  He never 'ad a chance.
>>>>>>>>Michael aka shall we do 'im again? SQUEAK! oops...
>>>>>>>Chris aka Careful where you step.  You could trod upon 'im.
>>>>>>Meetch aka 's ok, there's plenty more where that came from.
>>>>>Michael aka Let's make tart out o' him.
>>>>Meetch aka Got any lingerie that'll fit 'im?
>>>Michael aka Yea, I got some. We're the same size. SQUEAK! ...Dammit!
>>James aka But Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!!
>Michael aka What's all this then? A Bill Cosby quote on a.f.m-p? Blasphemy!
>        You, Sir, are a GIT!
James aka Yes, and I'd like you to meet my wife, Dreary Boring Old...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: movie scripts wanted
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 18:42:00 GMT

>I am looking for the movie scripts for all Monty Python movies.  If you have
>them please e-mail them to me.     - Sarat Raman
> 
Me too...I don't have a single script...

Michael aka My head is riddled with novels and poems... 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: seriousness
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 14:22:14 GMT

In article <1992Jul30.094740.20199@aber.ac.uk>
ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony) writes:
 
>
>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu scribbled :
>
>=>In article <27JUL199213215556@zeus.tamu.edu>
>=>mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>=>
>=>>
>=>>>>=>|> =>}      Live to flame, flame to live.
>=>>>>=>|> =>burn him its a witch..
>=>>>>=>|> Burn 'im 'cos he's serious .... witchness or duckness doesn't even come into
>=>>>>=>|> it ...
>=>>>>=>
>=>>>>=>neither does the plumage....
>=>>>>Or the nice, red uniforms .... nyeeaaaarrrrgggghhh [thud]
>=>>>
>=>>>>=>|> =>Jester aka lets mail-bomb him...NOT
>=>>>>=>|> Simon aka the Loony - fetch the comfy chair, he's committed heresy on the
>=>>>>=>|> grounds of being serious!
>=>>>>=>-- lisa aka he's PINING for the FJORDS!!
>=>>>>Simon aka no ee's not .... ee's dead!
>=>>>James aka No. No. He's just stunned.
>=>>Michael aka *hits cage* Look! He moved! There!
>=>Chris aka No he didn't.  BURN 'IM ANYWAY!!!!!
>Simon aka I'll fetch some petrol ... who's gonna get the matches.......
Chris aka Me flamethrower's in the lorry.  Come flick MY bic!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: love........
Originator: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 13:38:17 GMT


In article <1992Jul23.032531.21509@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski) writes:

(excess silliness trimmed off)

>>ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!  Sprung!  I was hoping you wouldn't recognise me.  Yes, I'll
>>admit I was waiting for some blind person to come along so I could go:
>>'tick tick tick tick tick tick tick' and watch 'em get run over... there
>>simply aren't enough accidents so I thought I'd go out of my way to cause
>>a few...
>You shoulda just stuck yer foot out in front of a lorry or two...or one of those
>big double-decker busses...like that pepperpot in the animation. That'd do it.
| I prefer medium-sized glass jars to pepperpots.

Anyways, as I way saying, tonight on STORAGE JARS...  no, that's not right...


-- lisa aka I had to chop off all the other aka's 'cause I didn't know which
	ones belonged here, sorry
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Script stuff...
Date: 27 Jul 92 04:11:26 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <4080@news.duke.edu> daniel@acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford) wants to SING...:

>	We're knights of the Round Table,
>	We dance whene'r we're able.
>	We do routines, and parlour scenes,
>	And footwork impeccable.
>	We dine well here in Camelot,
>	We eat ham and jam and spam a loooooooooot!

>	We're knights of the Round Table,
>	Our shows are for-midable.
>	But many times, we're given rhymes,
>	That are quite un-sing-able.
>	We're opera mad in Camelot,
>	We sing from the diaphragm a looooooooooot!

>	In war we're tough and able,
>	Quite in-de-fat-ig-able.
>	Between our quests we sequin vests,
>	And impersonate Clark Gable.
>	It's a busy life in Camelot.

>	I have to push the pram a loooooooooooooot!

On second thought let's not go to Camelot.
It is a *silly* place.

>No. 6: The End......

"Who is number 1?"

James aka There's a bomb on this plane and for fifty quid I'll tell you
	where I've hidden it.
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