From: mcmahon@nd.edu (Sheila M. McMahon)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: Fearless Predictions ( was Re: GL: Jenna, etc.)
Date: 28 Sep 92 20:06:06 GMT
Organization: OUC, University of Notre Dame

In article <1992Sep28.154316.343@usl.edu> drsres00@ucs.usl.edu (Schwartz Donald R) writes:

All female show scenario deleted because its just too damn long to reprint...

>i like it!  but couldn't we throw in a catfight or 2 before everyone
>makes up???  remember vanessa and nola's knock-down drag-out fight
>at the country club???

That's one of my favorite cat fights of all time. Especially since they were
both dressed as Scarlett O'Hara. Ok, Donald, you want cat fights, I'll give
you cat fights...

Ok, rewind a bit..... Before everyone makes up and plays nice, Nadine tells 
Vanessa in no uncertain terms to "stay the hell away from my Billy Bear".
Vanessa says "I don't want your Billy Bear, but here's a clue. If you want
to hang on to him, quit calling him Billy Bear. It's like fingernails on 
a chalkboard, INCREDIBLY ANNOYING". Nadine calls Vanessa a bitch and pulls
her hair and kicks her in the shin. "OUCH, you little hussy", cries Vanessa.
Losing her cool like never before, she winds up and throws a left, right into
Nadine's stomach. Nadine doubles over and everyone is confused as suddenly
the room is filled with feathers...Meanwhile, Holly and Blake don't even 
bother with using their fists as their verbal battles get nasty enough. "I
can't believe you have the nerve to show your face in public", whines Holly.
"I can't believe you're still whining", retorts Blake. "Is Migraine Mary
still without a man? How are you managing to function? Maybe you can pay one
of the strippers to be nice to you but probably within five minutes of your
company they'll give you back your money and run screaming from the room",
Blake continues. "Blaaaaakkkeee How can you taaaalllk to me like that?? After
all I've done for you over the years". Finally, Blake, who's had enough of
HollyTheWhiner slaps her across the face and turns and walks away...
Meanwhile, on the other side of the room, Lillian, who's decided she doesn't
feel at all guilty for sleeping with Ed, and has decided to act totally out
of character for some unknown reason, tells Maureen that if she had been a
better wife to Ed, none of this would have happened. Maureen, who's really
pissed by now asks Lillian why she thinks it was ok for Ed to put work first
all those years but not for Maureen to do the same. Lillian says, "because
it's medicine. It's much more important than your measly little Spaulding
Enterprises job". "Oh, is that what you were doing when you slept with my
husband, playing doctor??", Maureen retorts. "Don't you dare try to 
trivialize what Ed and I have!", Lillian shouts. "It's much more than an
affair", Lillian continues, "Ed and I are soulmates". "That's it, I've had
enough of you", Maureen shouts. And the hair-pulling ensues...And, in the
biggest catfight of the evening, Eve yells at Eleni to "Keep that damn mop
of hair on your head out of my drink". "Well at least my hair actually has
a style", counters Eleni. And that's all it takes to get these two biting,
scratching, and pulling each others hair. Finally, Harley breaks it up by
threatening to arrest the two of them and shave their heads. That stops them
in their tracks, and everyone agrees to get along for the rest of the 
evening. So they all get drunk on champagne. 

There you go Donald, are you happy now??

>--donald
>...still waiting for susan piper to return!!!

Sheila M.