From: mholtz@sactoh0.sac.ca.us (Mark A. Holtz)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv,rec.arts.tv
Subject: QL: One of USA's promos (meant to be posted earlier :( )
Date: 15 Sep 92 05:35:15 GMT
Organization: Sacramento Public Access Unix

So, I was bored one Sunday, catching up on back FidoNET mail, after a great 
visit with Sally Smith, and hows this promo on USA:

[ Bracketed text is text on screen ]


(Shot of Sam in that centrefuge thingie from the Chimp episode)

SAM BECKETT IS A BRILLIANT SCIENTIST????

[BORED smart GUY]

(shot of hand punching controls (Genesis?) )

WH...WHO INVENTS AN AMAZING TIME MACHINE

(shot of Sam in accelorator chamber (Genesis) )

[PRICEY GADGET that BREAKS]

(shot of clouds (Genesis/Title Sequence)

AND NOW GETS TO HURTLE THROUGH TIME AND SPACE

(bright flash with sparks)
(Sam on gourney (8 1/2 Months) )

EXPERICING LIFE THROUGH OTHER PEOPLE'S BODIES

(Sam wearing beauty contest crown)

[VICARIOUS THRILLS]

(Sam runs through Imaging Chamfer door into lab (The Leap Back) )

ULTIMATELY, SAM WOULD REALLY LIKE TO LEAP HOME

(Sam is kissing Donna)

[Hot Sexy Reunion]

(shot of Al, then Sam, frowning)

BUT, THEN THE SHOW WOULD END, AND MANY PEOPLE WOULD BE SAD

[(Shot of Unhappy Face, sound of AWWWWWW)]

QUANTUM LEAP

(first shot of What Price Gloria?, of Sam)

[starring Scott Bakula]

(second part of shot)

ON USA

[YES, USA]

Running Time: 20 Seconds.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Well, right after recording and transcribing that promo, I found that there
was a *LONGER* version of that same promo. SIGH.....

(Shot of Sam in that centrefuge thingie from the Chimp episode)

SAM BECKETT IS A BRILLIANT SCIENTIST????

[BORED smart GUY]

(shot of hand punching controls (Genesis?) )

WH...WHO INVENTS AN AMAZING TIME MACHINE

(shot of Sam in accelorator chamber (Genesis) )

[PRICEY GADGET that BREAKS]

(shot of clouds (Genesis/Title Sequence)

AND NOW GETS TO HURTLE THROUGH TIME AND SPACE

(bright flash with sparks)
(Sam on gourney (8 1/2 Months) )

EXPERICING LIFE THROUGH OTHER PEOPLE'S BODIES

(Sam wearing beauty contest crown)

[VICARIOUS THRILLS]

(Sam in minor league baseball player, looks into mirror (Genesis) )

SOMETIMES FOR A FEW HOURS, AND THEN BOOM!

(Sam in Boxer leap, gets hit)
(Sam leaps into broad)

HE LEAPS INTO A NEW PERSON, IN A DIFFERENT YEAR.

(Sam as disco dancer)

[even the 70's]

(Sam is sitting on lab table, and makes a swing at Al while Imaging Chamber
door closes (The Wrong Stuff) )

HE GOT THIS HOLOGRAM FRIEND NAMED AL.

[DEAN STOCKWELL]

(Face shot of Al in army uniform (The Leap Home) )

BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.

[yeah, right]

(Sam runs through Imaging Chamfer door into lab (The Leap Back) )

ULTIMATELY, SAM WOULD REALLY LIKE TO LEAP HOME

(Sam is kissing Donna)

[Hot Sexy Reunion (ahhhh)]

(shot of Al, then Sam, frowning)

BUT, THEN THE SHOW WOULD END, AND MANY PEOPLE WOULD BE SAD

[(Shot of Unhappy Face, sound of AWWWWWW)]

(Shot of Sam looking, followed by a shot of a chimp (The Wrong Stuff) )

NOW, YOU CAN TRUELY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE

(Another shot of Sam looking, mirror image of hands on pregnent chest (8 1/2 
Months) )

[or would WANT TO!]

IN QUANTUM LEAP

(first shot of What Price Gloria?, of Sam)

[starring Scott Bakula]

(second part of shot)

ON USA

[YES, USA]

Running Time: 30 Seconds.
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