From: aa680@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Vern Morrison)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Subject: Re: alt.conservative.forum
Date: 9 Jan 1993 13:54:17 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: aa680@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Vern Morrison)
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In a previous article, unhealth@mcl.ucsb.edu (Kristian Dunn) says:

>By the way, look for my article "The right winger has repented" in 
>alt.skinheads
>it is a very funny anecdote!

Okay, let's have a look at it:
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>Article 7191 of alt.skinheads:
>From: unhealth@mcl.ucsb.edu (Kristian Dunn)
>Newsgroups: alt.skinheads
>Subject: The Right Winger Has Repented!
>Summary: Boyz-n-da-hood!
>Keywords: Party on Garth!
>Date: 6 Jan 93 17:56:11 GMT
>
>Greetings of a Happy new year fellow Email friends and foes!
>	So there I was, in bed, pondering! I had a revelation! I knew my past
>	ways were wrong, I should reform! Good news!!! I am an officially in-
>	doctrinated multiculturalist! I say down "Down with the white capital-
>	ist power structure!" and "Viva La Revolucion!". How may I apply to 
>	the noble pseudo political groups such as SHARP,ARA, & the NAACP? 
>	I can proudly say that I have burnt my membership cards to the College
>	Republicans, N.R.A., N.A.A.W.P., and the plethora of other evil right
>	wing and naughty groups that I once so avidly partook in! I am now 
>	in the process of applying to the ACLU, to do some volunteer work for 
>	'economically challenged and melanin abundant, undocumented workers'!
>	I am so ashamed to say that a few weeks ago I might have been so rude
>	and insensitive to say "poor 'spic illegal aliens"! Such a shame, but 
>	I am vigorously repenting my friends! I have been attending "Political
>	Correctness 43; Speech, Methods, and Ideology"! four days a week for 
>	6 hours a day! I'd like to say that I'm the best in the class, but that
>	would lower the self esteem and feelings of my melanin-abundant female
>	workers. So instead of striving for the best as I did in my horrible
>	past, I now strive for mediocrity! It really makes every body feel SO
>	MUCH BETTER. Ooohh! how I hate competition and the envy it brings!
>	Well, back to the original intent of this letter! My multi-cultural
>	buddies and I were planning to aid our Afro-American brethren in 
>	south central LA to throw off the white man's imperialist economic con-
>	quest of the magnificent African race! We plan to rekindle the flames
>	of revolution for the first Anniversary of The Los Angeles Uprising
>	(biased fanatical Nazis dared to call them the LA Riots!!!!). The 
>	Anniversary will be held on April 29th, and we plan to have a night
>	on the town to say the least! My African brethren and myself plan to 
>	have a grand ol' time! We will redistribute the wealth that the white
>	man has stole from the noble African race! Can you believe those dammed
>	honkeys when they dare call us looters, robbers, thugs and thieves! 
>	They will pay dearly when we burn down Beverly Hills ( Of course we 
>	won't torch Arsenio Hall's or Magic Johnson's mansion!). With the 
>	combined power of my African-American freedom fighters, my BROTHERS
>	and SISTERS of the noble race, the American Commonist Party, and the
>	ACLU in case the white 'PIG' police trash arrest us, we will be un-
>	stopable! Of course monetary donations, will grease the wheels of the
>	revolution, and so would any contribution of fire-arms, ammunition,
>	explosives, etc... would help the REVOLUTIONARY AFRICAN BROTHER BRIGADE
>	INCORPERATED. Please send your check, money order or contra-band to
>	the R.A.B.B.I.
>	4267 Malcolm X Parkway
>	Compton, California
>	   94530
>	United ( Fucking Capitalist White Pig) States of AmeriKKKa
>
>	So rejoice my friends, feel very happy, strive for mediocrity, kill the
>	non multicultural honkey pigs, help the Revolution, and overthrow the
>	injustices heaped upon us by the white slave-traders! 
>
>					A newly-converted and very happy 
>					multiculturalist and very politically
>					correct person,
>
>					Kristian Dunn
>
>
>PS: To all of you right winger hate mailers out there, I warn you only once!
>	Eric Coomer and myself will personally see to it that you are not given
>	the chance to present your argument, however logical it may be, because
>	we will make sure that our boots our in your mouth at a maximum impact!
>	We fight for the liberal tradition of stamping out controversial ideas
>	and permitting speech from only our political viewpoints to be heard!
>	So I fore-warn all of you naughty and morally misguided right-wing 
>	youth, be silent and don't send me any Hate-mail or my feelings will
>	be hurt which means that you will be swallowing your own teeth!
>
>PPS: Viva the Revolution!!!! 
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     Yeah, that was a very funny anecdote, all right.  I don't know how I was
able to keep from dying of laughter.  

     You Limbaugh fans take the fucking cake.
  
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