HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry Jewell)
Newsgroups: misc.test
Subject: Re: DONT CROSS POST TO TALK.BIZARRE
Date: 27 Jul 92 00:27:38 GMT
Organization: Purdue University

In article <5745@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Reading this I am reminded of the immortal words of Starcap'n Ra:     
>
>                       "Fuck off, geek."
>
>rp -- recycling othe peoples shorts

Actually, you're one of the few people he speaking to in such a fashion (since
he's in my kill file, he can't speak that way to me.)
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Primarily because you're the kind of geek who'd take that abuse.

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Sorry, forgot to mention that last one was the last one.

BTW, you go into the kill file too.  Bye bye.

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-- 
#Larry W. Jewell (ex-USN) WWII-L Listowner    jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu     # 
#"Sunday's horoscope is noteworthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly#
#unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." #
#--"Your Horoscope," L.A. Evening Herald Express, Saturday, Dec. 6, 1941.   #

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23938 alt.politics.bush:366 alt.politics.clinton:1080
From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: I offer you a choice...
Keywords: VOTE LOBSTER
Date: 30 Jul 92 03:44:55 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA

Sick and tired of the same old rhetoric from the Democrats and
Republicans...You too can help save the country from these slimy
politicians...All you have to do is vote the LOBSTER ticket...

Why you ask?

It is simple...

We have a better catchphrase: TWO LOBSTERS IN EVERY POT

We have a better symbol: A LOBSTER WITH A DONKEY IN ONE CLAW, AN
                         ELEPHANT IN THE OTHER

We taste better when served in drawn butter...
We will not raise taxes...We will raise beer glasses instead...
We know how to inhale...
We do not suffer from any Oedipal complex.
We know how to spell potato
We do not call people living on Pago-Pago happy campers.
Register your support today and remember...

Remember, come November, VOTE LOBSTER!!!!!
and VOTE EARLY, VOTE OFTEN 
I would like to thank the taxpayers of this nation for allowing me this
time to put in a cheap political plug at their expense. THANK YOU!!!!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: 9209131@sunvax.sun.ac.za (Conrad Christensen)
Subject: Re: The Word For Today                      
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 01:52:32 GMT
Organization: University of Stellenbosch, RSA

In article <memo.540776@cix.compulink.co.uk> dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey) writes:

>The word for today is:

>HABBISH.

>You may say this as often as you like without getting flamed or violently

Fuck you!
From: crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Name my BBS.
Date: 26 Jul 92 18:44:15 GMT
Organization: The Armory (crisper@deeptht.armory.com)

In article <5728@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>If and when my computing machinery is returned to my possesion. I intend
>to go back into the BBS business. This one will be a Citadel board
>dedicated to social commentary and bozosity. In short, a sort of local
>talk.bizarre. I need a good descriptive name for it. Any suggestions?

"Squeegie"

	--The Elder Dan
	"I am looking for the answer, so I can throw it away
	 and look for better questions."
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 28 Jul 92 17:25:02 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,sci.aquaria,alt.aquaria,rec.aquaria
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona

In article <1+mm0#k.richh@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>is not news. It takes MONTHS to learn how to POST, FOLLOW UP, and READ NEWS.  
>People will ALWAYS follow up to misc.test.  It DON'T MEAN SHIT.
>
>What *is* amazing is that you seem to find it so absolutely hysterical.

This is the fun part:

>Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.cascade

				--Blair
				  "It is to laugh."
From: cjo@ukc.ac.uk (C.J.Ojeda)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Money
Date: 24 Jul 92 15:23:12 GMT
Reply-To: cjo@ukc.ac.uk (Cesar? )
Organization: Nepotism and Sons.


The dry click came at last. The clip was empty so he eased up on the trigger.
Rising from his defensive crouch he surveyed the carnage.Instruments,shattered,
lay on the tables while those who,up until a few minutes ago,had been using
them were sprawled limp on the linoleum floor. The two policemen by the door
still held their guns. One had lost his black hat in his rush to come to the 
aid of the officials. Neither had had a chance to even aim properly. Across
the room stood War looking pretty pleased with himself.
 'Nice work',he said,barely containing his laughter.
 The athelete wasn't sure if War was talking to himself or not so remained
silent.
 'I'll have to be going now.'
 The athelete sighed,'Yes, it's best if you do. I'll have enough trouble
explaining this as it is.'
 War,already out of the window,turned. 'See you around I expect.'
 The athelete merely nodded stare fixed on a broken hypodermic near his feet.
Out in the corridor silence was replaced by the shuffling sounds of more
police approaching the room.

 Control watched as the murderer was arrested and led out of the room to make 
way for the medics. He switched off the t.v., sighed and had another puff on
his cigar. From his office he'd been able to observe the whole disaster on
the screen. He hadn't anticipated this much resistance to the drug testing
for the games.


Cesar.
From: danmac@maxwell.physics.purdue.edu (Daniel L. MacIsaac)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: GIF of Sho  WAS: Ken visits London
Keywords: Sho, GIF
Date: 23 Jul 92 02:14:58 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

Hey, not bad!!

...I always thought Sho looked more like Ren...
 


[Physics] '...is a narrow and rigid education, probably more so than any other
except perhaps in orthodox theology'
                        --  T.S. Kuhn, The Structure of Scientific Revolutions
Dan MacIsaac, Science Ed/Physics Grad Student, danmac@physics.purdue.edu
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:22840 alt.politics.bush:41 alt.politics.clinton:297
From: jaeger@buphy.bu.edu (Gregg Jaeger)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: BUSH
Date: 22 Jul 92 18:56:30 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Boston University Physics Department

In article <1992Jul22.181221.5192@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell) writes:

>Should we vote to keep the status quo (or worse)?  Or vote for Clinton and give
>this country a chance?

Ah, but Clinton _is_ worse. With Clinton in the White House the _world_
would go to hell, not just the country...


Gregg



-- 
Gregg Jaeger    (jaeger@buphy.bu.edu)     | Tristero?   ______/|/|  Treestero?
Dept(s). of Physics (and Philosophy)      ------------    (_) \|\|  Trystero?
Boston University, 590 Commonwealth Ave.,Boston MA 02215 --------------------- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: What Pisses Me Off
Originator: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu
Keywords:  Slow Drivers
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 06:32:51 GMT

Ya know what really pisses me off.  It's when there's some guy driving
in the fast lane of the freeway, and he's matching the speed of the 
lane to his right, even though there's a mile and a half of empty lane
in front of him.  

Thats it.  As of today, I'm instituting a new law on the freeways of 
California:  

Thou shalt move faster than the vehicles in the lane to your right, or get 
thy slow ass out of the lane.  


The penalty for violation:  

DEATH


john ("My dad said son your gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't 
stop driving that hot rod lincoln") perry



-- 

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Arcane Knowledge)
Subject: Re: You Have New Instructions
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 16:57:11 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.193341.3871@rice.edu> andsol@is.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg) writes:
*You will acquire one (1) copy of the movie _The_President's_Analyst_, starring
*James Coburn, and return to your place of residence, once again staying well
*withing the speed limit.

Hmmm...now this is very odd.  Just last night, my friend Lance was telling
me that this was the favorite movie of another one of our friends.  Why has
it taken me 20 years to hear about this movie, and now that I know, why am
I suddenly bombarded by it?

Coincidence...or conspiracy?


Mark "It's the phone cops, man!" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Workers of the World UNITE!
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 16:23:11 GMT

you have nothing to lose but talk.bizarre!

you have nothing to lose but your chain smokers!

and while were on the subject, lets talk about cigarettes. the cool,
refreshing, 'i just smoked a candy cane' feel of a menthol. the great
taste of a cigarette when you wake up on a couch in a house you dont 
live in, vomit smeared all over your clothes, head throbbing, eyes
twitching. AHHHH...just what i need, a cigarette. you friend ol 'nic
comes thru in the clutch again, and you rush to the toilet to dry
heave.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton,talk.politics.misc
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt)
Subject: Re: AIDS, and those damn democrats (with a small `d', no less)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton,talk.politics.misc,misc.test,misc.test,misc.test,misc.test
Summary: Rape Enslave Pillage Murder Money
Keywords: Killfile me now.
X-Warning: My biorhythms are double critical today. Don't fuck with me.
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 04:07:04 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.210712.2028@cs.unca.edu>,
streeter@cs.unca.edu (Tom Streeter) writes:
# 
# This is rich!  The stuff from talk.bizarre is so profound we have to
# look at it everywhere, but heaven forbid anything from another newsgroup
# leak into the hallowed spaces.
# 
# Deal with it.

Okay. You want to play hardball. I'll play hardball. Some of us are
perfectly happy to keep our trash contained within the safe confines
of talk.bizarre without engaging in any anti-social net behavior...
until we're provoked.

Come'ere.

Listen up! It's you dirty rotten arch-conservative Nazi suburban NIMBY
greedhead inbred Republicans that are to blame for every last woe
these once great United States are currently enduring, and don't even
pretend to deny it.

Every last one of you rat bastards are elitist bigoted hypocrits who
would sell your own grandchildren into sexual hard labor, and drive
your developmentally disabled parents naked through the streets with
an electric cattle prod if it would save you from the horror of having
to think, and not a single one of you ought to be given an opportunity
even to grovel for forgiveness before you're dispatched summarily to
eternal damnation in the deepest pits of Hell, where even IRS agents
fear to tread.

Anyone still looking for someone to blame for anything wrong in the
world: pollution, corruption, wars, genocide, slavery, plague,
anything... need look no further than that savage cabal of raving
psychotic reactionary mutants headed by the Anti-Christ himself:
George Herbert Walker Bush.

One wonders why you screwheads are still denying it.

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

"In space, I would make hi-fi gravity waves to transmit my compositions
to people in their sealed spacesuits, who would automatically dance."
                                   -- Bill Gibson (billbill@wetware.com)
From: gj@comlab.oxford.ac.uk (Gennifer Jane)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: frequent urban confession
Date: 21 Jul 92 20:16:06 GMT
Organization: The Thames Valley Stunt Police, Cynical Irritation Division
X-Current-CD: Real Life Stuff, Kristen Hall

When things get quiet, I forge Craig Shergold calls for cards.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: durrell@chop.isca.uiowa.edu (Bryant Durrell)
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 18:23:44 GMT
Organization: University of Iowa

In article <1992Jul25.162927.10340@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>Terri, Terri, Terri.  Please, when you're that upset, take EXTRA care in
>proofreading your articles.

>Surely you meant to type

>> Before you ever have sex, please stick your head in a vat of readimix.

That would be Jell-O [tm].

Bryant
Avatar of Disk Labels
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: New t.b contest: YOU PICK CARASSO'S NEXT ALIAS
Date: 28 Jul 92 01:31:37 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <62934@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>: rp -- I think next time he should be Indian: 
>:      Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor.  I see a great need.
>
>       Beautific Om Rammer.  I see a great need.
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>| lord snooty @the giant | how DARE they cancel Dennis Miller?             |
>| poisoned electric head |                               andrew palfreyman |
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

Rotting Dead Corpse.  I see a great need.
-- 
Copy this .sig and just say noe to big-brother's monitoring of public bandwidth
*Bush Quayle conspriacy JFK cocaine LSD heroin marijuana AK-47 Iran Iraq Libya*
*Sandinista Contras Panama Noriega FBI CIA NSA Secret Service fixed-elections *
*Neil Bush S&L coverup potatoe wiretaps search & seizure bill of rights dead  *
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (AjD)
Subject: Beer
Originator: ajd@helen
Organization: There it is, there is nothing we can do.
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 18:59:04 GMT

Excerpts from Ashley's beer menu:

Anchor Steam... brewed with a lager yeast but at warmer ale
temperatures producing the roundness of lagers and the fruitiness of
ales.  High carbonation, hoppy dryness.

Ballentine IPA... a light ale from the Falstaff breweries.  Sweet
fruitty with a metalic finish. A rombus on every cap.

Budweiser... worlds biggest selling beer, light in body and palate,
sweetish has a hint of apple-like fruitiness.

Bud Dry... similar in body to Bud.  Yet has little flavor and no
finsih.

Miller Genuine Draft... cold sterile filtered, fresh start, smooth
body and watery finish.

Miller lite... a pioneer in its segment.  Americas second biggest
selling beer, it's been described as ``wet air'', ``the nearest thing
to nothing in a glass'', and ``Tastes Great, Less Filling.''

Rolling Rock... hint of new mown hay in the boquet, very light palate,
crisp taste.

AjD
sic
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Rictus Hep Drives A Truck
Organization: Logic Modeling Corporation of Beaverton Oregon
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 22:48:23 GMT

...and misses the runaway truck ramp.  Damn.
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)
  Logic Modeling Corporation      |    In seeking the unattainable, simplicity
        Beaverton,  OR            |            only gets in the way.
    Stop Continental Drift!       |          (ACM SIGPLAN, Sept 1982)
From: gse9k@holmes.acc.Virginia.EDU (Scott Evans)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Is that you?
Date: 21 Jul 92 14:36:19 GMT
Reply-To: thrash@virginia.edu (Scott Evans)
Organization: or lack thereof

So I was riding my bike past the Chemistry building yesterday,
going home from work.  I saw this guy, wearing an Izod shirt,
loafers, blue socks (pulled way up), and ... spandex shorts.
I stopped, walked up to him and said "Excuse me, is your
name Rob Dobson?"


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it wasn't
From: jewell@MACE.CC.PURDUE.EDU (Larry Jewell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Test Message
Date: 31 Jul 92 10:00:41 GMT


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du!bufalini
From: bufalini@across.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini)
Subject: Jewell is an psycho
Keywords: Jewell, psycho
Reply-To: jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu
Organization: Pep$i $tate Univer$ity
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Bruce A. Bufalini (bufalini@gis.psu.edu)  |  It's a test of ultimate will
PSU Geographic Information Systems        |  The heartbreak climb uphill
                                          |  Got to pick up the pace
					  |  If you want to stay in the race
					  |
                                          |   -Neil Peart, 1985
From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: one line bio
Date: 21 Jul 92 18:41:36 GMT
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

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cj changed her machine name from "modernlvr" to "eno"
because she wanted something shorter to type.
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: riehm@maccs.dcss.mcmaster.ca (Carl Riehm)
Subject: Re: Short, shameful confession (part 2)
Organization: McMaster University, Dept. of Mathematics and Statistics
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 18:16:47 GMT

In article <PeeqoB3w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
>I would also like to visit Canada.
>
>
>mathew

You're NOT welcome...   We have too many Brits already...
Carl.
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: uk.misc,talk.bizarre
Subject: Herods (was: Religion)
Date: 31 Jul 92 09:29:15 GMT
Followup-To: uk.misc,talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


pcl@oxford.ac.uk (Paul Leyland) writes:

&  How many herods do you think there were ?? I've come across 2.  One the
&  son, and the other the nephew of Selucus (Pick some number). 


In article <7018@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:

%  Three, if you count the department store on the Brompton Road.


In article <PCL.92Jul30100852@black.oxford.ac.uk> pcl@oxford.ac.uk (Paul
Leyland) writes:

#  I would have thought that someone working in a University would know how
#  to spell "Harrods". 


It's not the SPELLING so much as the PRONUNCIATION.

15-15


-- Ken "Phonology is my life" Johnson


-- 
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////    Never eat more than       ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////    you can carry.            ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////               -- Miss Piggy  ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I need a new goal in life
Date: 24 Jul 92 20:17:08 GMT



Two days ago I had the exquisite pleasure of engaging in an intimate
exchange with a female friend and Gerber apricot baby food (with tapioca).
In bed.


Andrei
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson)
Subject: Re: CHEESIEST MOMENT IN TV HISTORY
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 16:59:37 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <1992Jul27.140120.18730@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>  
rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
*
*so who was YOUR favorite female gymnast, o pedophiles of the .net?
*
*-r

YES
--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Asshole of the Year (was: Bizarre abortion stories)
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 12:53:54 GMT

Doug, doug, doug. Have we not offended you enough yet, you dick? I wish
I had a big tube of preparation H to smear on you, perhaps that would
shrink your swelling because you are a FLAMING ASSHOLE.  People like you
are a good argument for legalizing not only late-term abortions, but
post-natal abortions as well.

You worthless sack of shit. You miserable pus-soaked tampon. You make me 
sick. You are worse than the shriveled old cunt of an 80 yr old whore who
has been working the California State Penal system for 50 years. Ive
known venereal diseases that Ive liked better.

FUCK THE HELL OFF.

nothing personal,
rob
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toast
Keywords: M M M M M
Date: 30 Jul 92 22:01:57 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmalade.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmoreal.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mont Martre.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Monroe Doctrine.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maroney Award.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mutlu Prize.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maltese Falcon.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Malpighian corpuscle.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Manon of the Spring.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Man of War.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>Mather, Cotton.
)>>>>>>>>>>>Mann Act.
)>>>>>>>>>>Menarche.
)>>>>>>>>>Manny, Moe, and Jack
)>>>>>>>>M3 Money Supply.
)>>>>>>>Morgan le Fay
>>>>>>>Megalomania.
)>>>>>Mea culpa.
)>>>>Mezzanine Loge.
)>>>Mezzo-soprano.
)>>Monsieur Beaucaire.
)>Moses and Monotheism.
)Mead in Valhalla.
Morning Post
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