Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Aaaaaaaiiiieeeeee!  (Re: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!)
From: tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (The sound of hoofprints 'cross the glade...)
Date: 14 Apr 92 10:00:10 -0600
Reply-To: tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (The face behind the mask)
Distribution: world

 writes
> In article <30256@cbmvax.commodore.com> johnw@cbmvax.commodore.com (John  
Wiederhirn - CATS) writes:
> >robynn1@perdita.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
> >> In article <1992Apr8.205521.13630@linus.mitre.org>  writes:
> >> > In article <1992Apr3.194142.7716@bnlux1.bnl.gov>,  
> >> schroede@bnlux1.bnl.gov (gary l. schroeder) writes:
> >> > >In article <1992Mar21.235547.25691@nntp.uoregon.edu>  
> >> rtaylor@cie.uoregon.edu (Russ Taylor) writes:
> >> > >>In article <BLHJ2q.MJv@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo'  
> >> Parry) writes:
> >> > >>>In article <28377@brahms.udel.edu> roby@brahms.udel.edu (Scott W  
> >> Roby) writes:
> >> > >>>>%In article kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
> >> > >>>>%>In article pc30@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Po Shan Cheah) writes:
> >> > >>>>%>>In article rtaylor@cie.uoregon.edu (Russ Taylor) writes:
> >> > >>>>%>>>In article wcstom@alfred.carleton.ca (Tom Hamill) writes:
> >> > >>>>%>>>%In article 92dms@vax.cc.williams.edu (Bat Rastard) writes:
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>In article wcstom@alfred.carleton.ca (Tom Hamill) writes...
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>In article david@rosalyn.stat.uga.edu (David Gundlach)  
> >> writes:
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>In article dise@nightshade.cs.odu.edu (Daniel Dise) said...
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%In article 92dms@vax.cc.williams.edu (Bat Rastard) writes:
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>In article wasylik@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michael Wasylik)  
> >> writes...
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>In article david@rosalyn.stat.uga.edu (David Gundlach)  
> >> writes:
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>In article 92dms@vax.cc.williams.edu (Bat Rastard)  
> >> said...
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%In article <U37460@uicvm.uic.edu> writes...
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>In article wcstom@alfred.carleton.ca (Tom Hamill)  
> >> says:
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>In article kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)  
> >> writes:
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>In article pdevans@daisy.waterloo.edu (Paul D Evans)  
> >> writes:
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>In article colby@bu-bio.bu.edu (Chris Colby)  
> >> writes:
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>>In article entropy@wintermute.WPI.EDU(Lawrence  
> >> C.Foard)writes:
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>>>In article kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo'  
> >> Parry) writes:
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>>
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>>>>  GEE, I'M SURE GLAD THAT .SIGNATURE VIRUSES ARE  
> >> PASSE.
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>>
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>>>They will just mutate to get around it!
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>>
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>>>Evolution is god!
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>>Sanitation is fraud:
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>Sandinistas ate Maude.
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>Santa Claus baits God.
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>Satan Claws Bates Dog!  Film At Eleven!
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>Satin draws mates bod.
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>I sat in Ward's tame knob.
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%I set a weird time bomb.
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>I shed a weird tie, Bob...
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>I shot a wet teen babe.
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>Izod's a wasp trend, Biff.
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%I drove off a west end cliff
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>>I rode to arrest a lift.
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>>Electrodes tie my wrists.
> >> > >>>>%>>>%>Erode the Mai Tai wisps.
> >> > >>>>%>>>%Erotic in tiny sips.
> >> > >>>>%>>>Exotic Women in slips!
> >> > >>>>%>>Eclectic cows without lips.
> >> > >>>>%>Erector sets without screws.
> >> > >>>>%Erection met within flue.
> >> > >>>>Direct a pet within you.
> >> > >>>Eject a cassette, a-choo!
> >> > >>Reject Annette, won't you?
> >> > >Each antenna?  Mon dieu!
> >> > Teach all men "The Cure."
> >> Meet'cha at the seashore!
> >Acid rots through my floor.
> Rancid tots knock at my door.
Dancing snots mock keeping score.

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