From: MKLINE@VDH.BITNET (Michael A. Kline)
Newsgroups: bit.listserv.christia
Subject: Rush - Humor and Misc Topics
Date: 6 Nov 92 02:45:21 GMT
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--- Rush - Purpose of Sharing ------------------------------------------

    As stated before, there are a number of reasons. For one, much of
what follows is funny. Much of it lifted my spirits and I wanted to share
it in the hopes it would lift the spirits of others.

    Some gives us things to think about. Things to watch for. Things that
we can share with others that perhaps did put their "hope" in our "New
Covenant" with Mr. Clinton. It could provide a witnessing tool to the
effect, "You trusted in Clinton, perhaps this is a lesson that we can
only trust in God." "Yea, how do you figure that!?!?" and the door is
opened for us to witness.

    Also, you know what it's about up front and can discard. There are
subjects that I'm not interested in, and I don't think I've put out a
single post saying, "Could we stop?". It doesn't take that much disk
space.


--- Rush - Hope ahead --------------------------------------------------

    Who would have guessed? 4 years of the worst time ever, Clinton gets
in, and over night, Jim Miklaszewski tells us on the 11/4/92 Today show,
"It already appears that Clinton will inherit an economy that's already
poised for a recovery." (MAKS: Wow! It's fixed and he's not even in yet.
If we had been told that 2 days BEFORE the election???? Who's
administration "fixed" it? Ah, never mind....)

    A new movie soon to be released: "Taxula staring Clinton and Algore."
(MAKS>Algore was how Bella pronounced Al Gore's name.)

    Rush's staff is compiling all the promises that Clinton made and in
100 days will review all the things he said he would do in the first 100
days of his administration. They will have a full review on the April 29
program to see just how well he did. I'll look forward to it.


--- Rush - Conservative Values Won.............................

    You wouldn't know it, but based on exit interview questions, we may
have voted for the wrong man.... Even the two liberals that won had to
masquerade as conservatives. ABC EXIT POLLING Reports:

    Question: In which direction do you want to see change - More
government services and higher taxes? 38% YES.
    - Less government services and lower taxes? 58% YES.

    43% of those wanting less, voted for Bill Clinton. Why? They can't be
voting issues, he NEVER promised this at all. He has a program for
everything.

    Question: What is more important to you - Government to encourage
traditional family values or to encourage tolerance for non traditional
family values?
    68% - Traditional family values. Murphy Brown escapade was funny, but
according to this poll, it's still what people think.
    26% - Tolerance for non traditional family values.
    Of the 68%, the vote split 40-40.

    BY THE WAY 6 out of 10 people did NOT vote for Bill Clinton. 60% did
*NOT* vote for Bill Clinton.


--- Rush - The Liberals own it all -------------------------------------

    The Democrats are in charge, and will be responsible for anything
that goes wrong. See what happens if anything does go wrong. Who will get
blamed? Anything but them. Watch and see was Rush's comment.

    Perhaps something along the lines of "Folks, we're trying. You know
the roots of Reaganism are so deep, deeper than even we realized. Why
it's going to take perhaps, the rest of civilization for us to fix this
problem. Certainly we are going to be here until global warming kills us
all." You watch, they'll blame something else, and they are not going to
fix it.

    Rush made comments about all the "out and out" liberals that we KNOW
support Clinton and were very quiet during his campaign. What kind of
promises were made to keep them silent. I mean if Molly Yard was out
there every day on TV singing Clinton's praises and arm in arm with
Jessie Jackson and others, what kind of vote would he have got? Why were
they so quite, and what will they expect when he takes the oath? What
will be the reaction if he can't or won't deliver?

    Bella Apsah(?) was asked a question about Clinton and the problems in
the cities. She responded: "... Well I think that is a problem, that he
has not experienced, nor has Al Gore, and therefore WE HAVE TO HELP THEM
find the ways in which they can craft meaningful programs for the cities
and the people in it." I'm sure Governor Clinton will be calling her any
day, "Bella, could you tell me how to fix the cities?"

    Rush thinks this will be fun to watch.


--- Rush - The WINNERS and the Losers ---------------------------------

    WINNER - The State of Arkansas. They will now be able to enjoy
economic growth for the first time in 12 years.
    loser - The Special Prosecutor Industry. With no Republicans in power
they will not have anyone to ruin and Walsh and his $40 million worth of
lawyers will have nothing to do, because if the Democrats have a scandal
they will not investigate, because no one will demand it.

    WINNER - Mischief Makers Around The World. Such as M. Kadhafi who said
the election was "... undoubtedly a revolt against an international
policy which plunged the world into terror. The Democratic Party was a
natural and historic ally of persecuted peoples fighting for their
freedom because they are committed to their independence." Clinton had
the Libyan vote, and has the support of Kadhafi.
    loser - Stand Up Comics. No more Quayle. Let's see these people make
fun of their friends.

    WINNER - New York State. They are getting rid of Mario Kumo their
governor.
    loser - The Supreme Court, because that's where Kumo is going if Bill
Clinton holds his promise.

    WINNER - Margot Perot, she can now talk to people not named Perot.
    loser - New York Liberals. They will have no one to blame their
failures on. They had Bush before, but not now.

    WINNER - The Media. They have their anointed candidate.
    loser - Middle Class who "won't get taxed." Look out...

    WINNER, THE *BIGGEST* WINNER OF ALL - Rush Limbaugh. 4 years of
endless material! The Clinton Administration will be writing Rush's show
for the next 4 years for nothing.


--- Rush ending --------------------------------------------------------

    A caller at the end of the program said "You made my day, Honey
Bunch!"

    Rush commented: "We have to approach life with good cheer. Don't be
like the liberals and get all down and personal. "

Maks.
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