HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 03:12:02 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <Bt6oAv.oD@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>In article <schnitzi.714105232@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>>
>>I'll bring the video camera.  You bring the popcorn.
>
>Video is bad for you.  It makes your eyes bug out in raster lines, and ruins
>your eyes since you can't see any detail even if you get real close in to the
>screen.  You'll lose your ability to discriminate color, since NTSC video has
>the least accurate color imagineable (plus the bandwidth of the color signal
>is badly limited, so bright colors bleed way too much).  Plaids and patterns
>with close lines turn into bright moire images, confusing your brain and 
>bringing on flashbacks from that time in 1968 when you hopped the train to
>Tiajuana after taking those pills they were handing out in the park.  You
>only get 240 lines resolveable horizontally, and with cheap videocassettes
>the vertical resolution can be as low as half that.  Give it up.  Video is
>bad for you.  Incidentally, the linearity problems inherent in the modulation
>used mean that the luminance range is as little as six stops, and of course
>the chrominance range is even worse.  Video rots your brains out.


Well, there's always SECAM or PAL.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: patten@uhunix.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (Brian Michael Patten)
Subject: Re: New Fast Food Franchise
Organization: University of Hawaii
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 08:04:45 GMT

In article <1992Aug15.105058.3284@cco.caltech.edu> ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz) writes:
>>"Finchies"
>>
>>With their home specialty, Hot Finch Wings (tm)
>
>With a side order of Finch Fries?      


And don't forget the Big Bag O' Beaks and Claws (tm), a favorite
of our senior citizens.


-------

Brian
(in South America.  Am I proud of this?  No, not really.)
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:26939 rec.humor:26671 misc.test:9907 alt.test:10914
From: kazu@radix.co.jp (Ono Kazunori)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,misc.test,alt.test
Subject: Re: I LOVE GERMANY
Date: 21 Aug 92 01:59:50 GMT
	<1992Aug18.184157.19924@smartstar.com>
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Radix Co. Ltd.,Yokohama, Japan
In-reply-to: syspb@smartstar.com's message of 19 Aug 1992 03:41:57 JST

Wen willst du , denn, Schimpfen?
Wenn ich ein duennkopf finde,
werde ich ein Stueck Kot von Gummi mit etwas wasserfest
Toilettenpapier
auf seinem Tisch setzen.
Das ist eine gute Idee, nicht wahr?

Uebrigens, Was bedeuten "veil" und "sheise"?
Das waren nicht in meinen Deutsch->Japanisch Woerterbuch.

--
===<< Kazunoli Ono >>==========================================================
|   Office : Radix Co. Ltd. 1-1-5 Furo-cho, Naka-ku, Yokohama-shi, Japan      |
|   Home   : 1-1 Futaba-cho, Minami-ku, Yokohama-shi, 232 Japan               |
======================================================<< kazu@radix.co.jp >>===
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Subject: Re: Repulican Truths (Oxymoron #406)
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 19:07:03 GMT


In article <BtAML6.BKD@nntp-sc.Intel.COM>, dmccart@gomez.intel.com writes:
|JENNIFER LENNARD (jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu) wrote:
||Did anyone else notice the outburst of applause whenever anyone said the
||word "family" in any context?  Sort of like the secret word on Pee-wee's
||playhouse....
|	THAT'S who we need as President.

I'm into it.  Today's secret word is "choice".
Scream REAL LOUD whenever you hear it!

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: WHEN I GROW UP...
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 06:00:33 GMT

In article <3538@atlas.tegra.COM> vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>
>Unfortunately due to a terrible mistake configuring his
>account "rn" is his login shell and talk.bizarre is the only group
>available.

Mr. Vail, meet Mr. Berryhill.

				--Blair
				  "Fucking keycaps..."
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rejected Rogers + Hammerstein Musicals
Date: 14 Aug 1992 03:55:08 GMT
Organization: Rice University

Oh! Hoboken!
Times Square Follies
Guys, Dolls, and Their Illegitimate Children
The MUZAK Man
Pool Hall
East Side Altercation
Nixon!

and, of course......

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill

			
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz)
Subject: Re: Campaign Buttons
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 08:33:04 GMT

>> /---------------\
>> | NEWBIE PRIDE! |
>> \---------------/
>
>No, no, no.  We've done oxymorons to _death_.

Well, there are advantages to being a newbie.
For example, if an old coot flames you, a war starts up, and you lose, people
don't think worse of you, because you were obviously outclassed.
If you win, the coot loses face, and either drops ouf of t.b. and/or commits
suicide.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 03:02:23 GMT


In a previous article, rowland@aristotle.ils.nwu.edu (Paul D. Rowland) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^  
>I think it's pretty humorous myself that some one out there is actually 
>offended by statements which lead you to believe George is not a saint.
>After all, is he a POLITICIAN? So, let's cut the chatter, and tell some 
>jokes.

 rowland@aristotle.ils.nwu.edu -- (@=m)
****************************************
  Nostradamus: "Elder will win out!!"
****************************************


-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: Re: The most boring article I read this morning.
Organization: University of Utah
Date: 14 Aug 92 13:55:18


most interesting titles of seminars i have recently attended:

*	automated dna sequencing: maybe you can be replaced

*	sex and the single bornean frog

*	talkin' 'bout my translocation

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Date: 15 Aug 92 14:08:59 GMT
Followup-To: alt.tobacco
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <MJD.92Aug14114918@saul.cis.upenn.edu>, mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Compulsive Liar") writes:
> 
> There is only minimal health risk associated with moderate tobacco use.
> 

What is moderate?

Jason

>                 And for to see, and eke for to be seye
> Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 02:38:46 GMT

In article <71296@apple.Apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
*but you better keep those fucking clove things outta my sight or I'll
*make you eat them. Cloves are for hams.

Wait....

Smoked ham!  HA!

Someone please strike me over the head with Betty Crocker.


Mark "Spice rack baby" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.personals
From: gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (Jamie Gairns)
Subject: Re: Looking for roomate
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 21:22:37 GMT

In article <BsxBF3.Bp6@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>>IN ALT.PERSONALS kimmyd@bnr.ca (Kimmy Posey P920) writes:
>>)
>>)I live in the Raleigh NC area and I need a roomate.  I'm a white male and am
>>)looking for one or preferably 2 female roomates to share a small house or
                                          ^^^^

	WOW!   Now *THAT* would be cosey Mr. Posey, as long as you weren't
	too choosey about your flooseys, so all I can say is Wowsey!!!

Seamus
   gairns@ccrs.emr.ca
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: New Fast Food Franchise
Organization: kjdskjfd;lfd;lfdj
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 00:00:53 GMT

In article <l8okhtINN9vs@nunki.usc.edu> rone@nunki.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>
>"Finchies"
>
>With their home specialty, Hot Finch Wings (tm)

Seeing as each bird is about the size of a buffalo wing with hot sauce,
i don't see the point in plucking their wings off and serving them.

AjD
and once they hit the hot oil, all you can get is extra-crunchy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley)
Subject: Re: My 4 Word Assignment
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 15:27:17 GMT

lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>: His assignment was:
>: Commonwealth Map Winnebago Miss
>: All your lines must have the same right margin, 
>: without inserting extra spaces.
>: Being an extra-credit geek, he decided to do it in rhyming couplets.
>: 
>: The god spoke again in rumbling tones
>: Causing a chill to run in their bones
>: I have one more task I wish you to do	<--BZZZZZT! No quotes.

Okay, bucky, try this:
   'I have a small task I wish you to do

>But thanks for playing.

I aim to please.  And as Alfvaen pointed
out to me in email, in doesn't scan very
well, sigh.  We aspiring bards can't get
a break. :)

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:25656 rec.humor:25892 soc.culture.german:5589
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,soc.culture.german
Subject: I LOVE GERMANY
Date: 13 Aug 92 00:38:58 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

)From: Gregor Nitsche <nitsche@atmos.washington.edu)
)To: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
)Subject: Re: GERMAN CLASS
)
))) In article <jy4mczg.rdc@netcom.com) you write:
))))
))))My girlfriend just told me that she took German in college to meet her
))))humanities requirement.  You'd think that German was the one subject
))))that wouldn't fulfill the humanities requirement.
)) 
))) Could you please elaborate on that a little further?
)) 
)) hitler.
)
)Just to inform you: There's a whole lot more about Germany than Hitler.
				   
		     COME BACK TO THE FATHERLAND
				   
		"THERE'S A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT GERMANY
			     THAN HITLER!"
				   
			REDISCOVER YOUR ROOTS!
				   
			MEET UP WITH

			THE AUNT WHO FED SS TROOPS!
			THE GRANDFATHER WHO TRAINED BROWN SHIRTS!
			THE COUSIN WHO'S A MEMBER OF THE NEW NAZI PARTY!

		 (THIS WAS A PAID PROPAGANDA MESSAGE)


)please be careful with statements like that, especially when posting
)them in soc.culture.german: A lot of people might feel insulted
)reading that.

WE WOULDN'T WANT TO INSULT THE GERMANS WOULD WE.
NO, NOT THE GERMANS.  GOD'S GIFT TO HUMANITY.
A LOVELY, JOLLY SORT.  LONG LIVE THE GERMANS!
UBER! UBER! UBER!
.
-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: annoyance
Summary: Another flame from Starcap'n Ra
Organization: t.b
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 23:01:57 GMT

heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
> >> HEIM'S LAW OF TALK.BIZARRE ETIQUETTE: Everyone is fair game in t.b
> > 
> >     HEIM'S LAW my (laughed off) ass.  If you
> >weren't such a fucking newbie you would already
> >know everyone is fair game in t.b.  
> 
> Didn't I just say that?

     Oh Christ, this one's slower than I originally
thought.

     The point, Mr. Heim, is that everyone is
and always had been fair game in t.b long before
you felt the need to declare a HEIM'S LAW to that
effect as though you had either the standing to
do so or the brains to have discovered the
concept before anyone else in the first place.

> >And you
> >wouldn't be culling the newsgroup for
> >submissions to rec.humor.
> 
> What the heck are you talking about?

     What I am talking about, Mr. Heim, is that
you are judging Sho's posting as though it were
a candidate for rec.humor, which it most assuredly
isn't.

     And at the risk of offending Sho, who
generally finds anything even vaguely sycophantic
written about his work to be embarrassing and
distasteful, but who nevertheless does enjoy
a well-crafted flame:  What I am talking about,
Mr. Heim, is that while they do have little
snippets of humor, those snippets comprise but
a small portion of the mosaic of thought and
dimension that are Sho's postings, and hence to
say they are "not funny" is to betray a completely
shallow reading of same.

     In the final analysis, Mr. Heim, what I am
talking about is that you have yet to demonstate
qualification to so much as carry Sho's jockstrap,
let alone offer criticism of his postings.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Short shameful confession
Organization: bibbldy bobbldy boo
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 18:26:29 GMT

My favorite line in a comic book is:
"Wow! It's Sir Isaac Newton... AND HE'S PISSED!"
although i acknowledge that you would need to be
provided a context to understand why.

AjD
dog boy v.2, #2, april 1987.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: Re: Personal to mrx
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 23:54:29 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:

><It's getting hard to think up these stupid extra conditions.  Why did I do
>this in the first place?  It's AjD's fault.  He should be thinking them up.>

It's just *so* precious when they bond, you know?

RICHH
--touched
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: people who must die: 1 in a series
Date: 17 Aug 92 14:06:01 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

In article <1992Aug15.174006.4089@uwm.edu>, terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes...

> 
>no, really. just the title.
> 
>Reminds me of a night in madison, slam dancing, some brute almost bounced
>me repeatedly into a frame hanging just to crush my temple. we kept the
>cups, went to anther house. Very very hot man, pink tie-dye jeans. don't
>know where he went. he was gone when i ran downstairs.

Forget it.  I'm married.

John G. Heim                                 Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu

"If there's something wrong with the computer, it's sophisticated diagnostics 
will notify you of the situation by assuming an appearance that, for the most
part, is dark and lifeless." - The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I LOVE GERMANY
Keywords: CARASSO
Date: 14 Aug 92 18:16:06 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.

In article <l8meegINNknb@alcor.usc.edu>, rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
|> In article <1992Aug13.111846.19746@dscomsf.desy.de> Poser@vxdsyc.desy.de writes:
|> >Wer sonst noch Fragen hat, moege sich doch bitte mal in alt.wanted.moslem.gay
|> >umschauen, um zu sehen was passiert, wenn man ihn ernst zu nehmen versucht. 
|> >Den Followup habe ich bester CARASSO-Tradition umgesetzt, also Vorsicht!
|> 
|> Que' cabrones que son algunos alemanes, no?
|> 
|> 5150
|> Till, soplame la verga

si', tu dices solamente la verdad.

c 

+===============================================================+
Christine Nelson           Going out of my mind...   
nelson@eastrg1                     ...back in 5 minutes.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Sound advice for your sanity
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 18:40:43 GMT

Whatever you do, don't get Brian Adams' song
"Everything I Do, I Do It for You" stuck in
your head.  Don't even think about it.  I mean
it!  Try to think of something else right now.
And definitely make sure you don't hum it to
yourself.  That would be disastrous.


mark
From: dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Fake headers on Internet mail
Date: 13 Aug 92 18:18:35 GMT
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA


This was in comp.security.something..... anyone care to help this guy out?

sherer@lub001.lamar.edu writes:

>This is the first time I've posted to News, so please be kind.

>I have been informed of a suspected problem in Internet mail by one of my
>operators. He received some mail from some valid users at our site, and he
>responded to those messages. The people that supposedly sent the messages
>claimed they never sent them. Then he (the operator) received e-mail from
>himself on a VMS node to his account on our ULTRIX node. He did not send the
>mail himself, and he checked the last login time on the account on the VMS node
>and found that no one had logged in on that account in quite a while, so he did
>not believe anyone figured out his password.

>My question is, is there a way to masquerade as someone else in e-mail? If so,
>is there anything I can do to prevent this from happening? It seems like they
>are changing the header to look exactly like a real mail message from someone
>else, and it is very dangerous if someone figures out how to do this. I was
>wondering if anyone out there had heard of such a thing.

>Please send mail to me personally at the following addresses. I would greatly
>appreciate any light you can shed on this.

>Thanks.

>Kirk Sherer
>Lamar University
>Beaumont, TX

>Internet address:  SHERER@LUB001.LAMAR.EDU
>Phone:             (409) 880-2374

Why do I have the feeling that this guy is going to get mail from
a whole lot of famous people..... maybe even from himself?
-- 
==========================================================================
Dave Bushong, KZ1O@K1UGM.MA         + 
Wang Laboratories, Inc.             + "Ma-ha"..... "Ah-haa"
Internet: dbushong@wang.com         +
==========================================================================
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:26384 alt.peeves:13617
From: hillman@carina.unm.edu (Dan Hillman)
Newsgroups: uk.misc,talk.bizarre,alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Handwriting (was: Spelling Flame)
Date: 18 Aug 92 01:42:57 GMT
Organization: Holy Order of Quadra 950 Lust

In article <24902@castle.ed.ac.uk> egpv29@castle.ed.ac.uk (JHenderson) writes:
>=>
>=>Erm, aren't "them little hearing bones" safely tucked away on the 
>=>_other_ side of the eardrum? 
>
>It is evidently possible to dislodge them from the "other side".

Aw, that's just a trick. Hell, I bet you thought you were talking with
your dead uncle, too. <ObSheesh>

d "one knock for no, two knockers for yes" h
-- 
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
         And Satan's really big; he squeals just like an otter
        Yeah I'm fellatin' Satan, but I'd rather do his daughter
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Subject: Re: rmgroup alt.graphics
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 92 22:42:26 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

IN ALT.CONFIG sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Bob Sloane) writes:
)
)Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated
)in the move to rec.crafts.textiles.

LOSER.

-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: witte@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Breck Witte)
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Reply-To: witte@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Breck Witte)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 01:57:24 GMT




I saw Elvis drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Rick's

(yes, of course his hair was perfect).

/breck



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: Scales from your eyes
Followup-To: misc.test
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 06:21:53 GMT


The TV depicts little demons running down their pathways,
straight to your heart. Don't you just lap it up? I love
my little demons. In my dreams, the FBI cannot listen to
their screams. My head must be a vacuum; I must be the
Queen Mother, an alien conspiring with the administration
to drug the populace. For sanity's sake, I have taken the
name LaRouche-Johnson.

          *                            *
It is the woods now, at night. The crickets are almost
silent in the trees that breathe cool wind. I have installed
a voting booth for this precinct, and the trees have started
to move towards it. I sit back on my heels with my arms stiffly
holding my knees in. I raise one arm and breathe my cigarette, 
staring into distant memory, and I flick hot ashes into the dry, 
brittle leaves. How many times? Will they believe luck? How many 
times?

                              billbill@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: Handwriting (was: Spelling Flame)
Organization: is round
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 23:02:57 GMT

In article <yBZFPB9w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
>
>Actually, the stupid warnings on the back of packs of cotton buds really
>annoy me.  You know, the ones that say "DANGER: DO NOT STICK COTTON BUDS IN
>YOUR EAR".
>
>Well, pardon me, but apart from sticking them in your ear (or someone else's)
>the only use I can think of for cotton buds is cleaning the heads of cassette
>decks.  Perhaps I'm just not imaginative enough.  I'd love to know what the
>manufacturers think they're for.

Think what are for?  Cassette decks?  They are house porches that are
designed for easy installation and removal.  Ear wax?  They are for
providing a protective coating on your tape heads.

AjD
i'm lazy today and only going for the obvious.
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: annoyance
Date: 21 Aug 92 17:47:15 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA


heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu writes:
|Do I really have to explain this? 
|What I meant Mr. Ra (can I call you Starcap'n?), was the following:
|HEIM'S SECOND LAW OF TALK.BIZARRE ETIQUETTE:  I reserve the right to 
|state the obvious.

I am reminded, at this moment, of gypsy's call to flame only
stupidity, and not newbies.  I am looking at a junk heap of
stupidity.

State the obvious all you like, Heim-- excuse me-- HEIM.
I sincerely hope you enjoy hearing the obvious echoing back
at you from the cavernous empty chamber of a t.b that's
mass-killfiled you.

/HEIM@/h:j

---
c j silverio
From: rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: NEW SUBJECT: "That Was Uncalled For"
Date: 21 Aug 1992 16:59:15 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu

[let us see if this catches on.  more than likely as not.  but i'm trying]

I walk into a Vons yesterday, looking for something to quench my thirst.
What do i walk into?

Pabst Golden Draft.


5150
that was uncalled for