From: cka52397@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Slartibartfast)
Subject: Re: seconding the motion....
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 22:47:18 GMT

In article <1992Nov8.180633.23395@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu> rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis) writes:
>In article <17322@borg.cs.unc.edu> saxe@monet.cs.unc.edu (Eddie Saxe) writes:
>>In article <6VoTTB6w165w@monsoon.com> sg@monsoon.com (Sunil Gupta) writes:
>>>michael@albert.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin) writes:
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>>>How about:
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>>[some suggestions deleted]
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>>>    alt.politician.stupid.jesse-helms
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>Better yet: alt.politician.stupid.jesse-jackson
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>>ObJesse: [while arguing against the building of a North Carolina Zoo]  We
>>	 don't need to build a zoo in Ashboro.  All we need to do is to put
>>	 a fence around Chapel Hill!
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>Now that was a good suggestion.  I'd like to suggest the same thing for
>Baltimore... we have quite a few areas that need to be fenced in to keep
>the animals where they belong.  We could also reduce crime in the better
>areas by restricting access to mass transit vehicles from dangerous, zoo
>(or jungle) like, areas of the city.  It's already at the point where you
>almost need an armored tank to drive through this town and its suburbs.
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>ObJesse-Jackson: [imitating his true feelings] "Ah hates da whites,
>ah hates dem Jews, but ah loves bein' front page news."  There you
>have it, part of the Jesse Rap, from the man who admits that he spit
>into the food that he was preparing for white people when he worked in
>a restaraunt, and doesn't regret doing so.  He's one of the worst racists
>this nation has seen since Malcolm X.
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>When are you far-left-wing liberals going to stop picking on honest decent
>men, who care about this country, such as Jesse Helms and Dan Quayle?  I
>suppose that when you grow up you'll stop poking fun at decent, respectable,
>people.  Enjoy the next four years while you can, because... we're still
>here and will get the last laugh when Bill Clinton and Al Gore get thrown
>out of office. :-) :-) :-)  So, for now, we'll just sit back and get a
>few laughs at their antics... gee, it will be just like the Carter years,
>only worse, but more comical.  
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>WARNING: The above comments have been rated C (Conservative) and 
>may offend the politically correct because the above comments
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