HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: sracer@cecelia.media.mit.edu (Andy Hong (Go Speed Racer!))
Newsgroups: alt.skate-board
Subject: Re: since this sir's mail bounced.
Date: 9 Sep 92 22:37:00 GMT
Organization: /u2/sracer/.organization

In article <1992Sep9.004625.15423@athena.mit.edu> byron@athena.mit.edu (Jack Miller) writes:

   In article <1992Sep8.114702.13595@sdf.lonestar.org> 6o25@sdf.lonestar.org (Stephen M. Jones) writes:

   >hi...  I will help you get started... 1st step.. go to the newsstand
   >and buy a copy of transworld SKATEboarding  (thrasher is not as good)

	   Not true, Thrasher gives a WAY better sense overall of the
   feel and attitude of skating.  TWS is better for big glossy photos of
   good tricks and that's it.  Thrasher also has way better ads.  Don't
   forget that Thrasher is also like $11 a year (comes with a t-shirt)
   and TWS is $19 (with a hat, I think).

TWS is a hobby magazine.  Thrasher is a rag.  I'd rather read a rag than a
hobby magazine.

--andy
Newsgroups: alt.skate-board
From: dfx@nuchat.sccsi.com (dFx International Digest)
Subject: Re: Blue balls vs. Buffered Tablets
Organization: South Coast Computing Services, Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 03:19:53 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.004828.13545@gmuvax2.gmu.edu> jkalet@gmuvax2.gmu.edu (sk8tr) writes:
>
>That pretty much sums it up....What do you think is the better wheel, 
>assuming the same size and hardness?
>

 Buffered Tablets. 


 And as long as I am here..  Hey Jack (Halloween that is) - what's up with
 the Rodney tape?

 

Newsgroups: alt.skate-board
From: gmg@unify.com (Gary M. Gealy)
Subject: Old Skate Mag
Keywords: Action Now Skate Mag
Organization: Unify Corporation, Sacramento, CA, USA
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 19:04:19 GMT

Hello,
	There was a magazine called 'Action Now' published in the early 80's.    It featured articles on
skating, bmx, bodyboarding etc...  Anyone know who the publisher was and even better how to get in contact
with them.  
-- 
-GMG- 
              > >         Surf's Up!,
         >      > >         Gary M. Gealy - Premium Support - Unify Corp.
     >        >   >>        voice: 916-928-6433  fax: 916-928-6403 
>             >    >      
               >            internet: gmg@unify.com
                  >         uucp    : uunet!unify!gmg
                       >  
Newsgroups: alt.skate-board
From: 6o25@sdf.lonestar.org (Stephen M. Jones)
Subject: since this sir's mail bounced.
Organization: sdf Public Access UNIX, Dallas--unrestricted free shell access
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 11:47:02 GMT

> Hi Guys,
> 	I'm thinking about getting my own board and learning to
> skate.  Anywhere I can go (where there aren't a lot of people so
> I don't feel too geeky when I fall off trying to learn to turn or
> push off) that's flat and where some kind soul might be able to
> jeer at me and tell me what I'm doing wrong??
> 

hi...  I will help you get started... 1st step.. go to the newsstand
and buy a copy of transworld SKATEboarding  (thrasher is not as good)
read a bit... look at the pics... find the number for California
Cheap Skates.... they are the best and the cheapest you'll find.....look
through all the ads at decks, trucks, wheels... etc.  here is what
I personally recommend from my experience.

deck:

there are bunches of companies (new ones every month just about) although
Powell Peralta has been around the longest.. I have found them to be
trend followers, rather than setters...  for your first deck, I recommend
the Tommy Guerro model made by REAL skateboards...  I have the 91 version
and have also tried the 92... both are great.. the deck can be easily
noticed by the big 'TG' on the bottom.... look for that in pics ads

Trucks:

I've ridden all kinds of trucks and have found that the Independent
truck company are the best... (INdies for short)  you'll probably
want the 169mm's and in silver (plain always looks best =)
these turn THE best.

Wheels:

there is a big trend for wheels to be under 50mm's  I think thats
totally insane... my wheels are 64mm's and I can't find anyone
who makes them that way!  small wheels are slow, noisey, and very
rough riding..  I use powell wheels... santa cruz bullets are nice
(if they are still made =)

risers:

risers are cushions that go between your deck and your trucks... I call
them cushions because you really don't need risers anymore because the
wheels today aren't big enough to give "wheel bite" (when you turn
and the wheel locks up against the deck)  I suggest 1/4" risers..
I personally use 1/8" with a tracker pad for cushion.

Bearings:

hmmm find some and use them.


shoes:

ugh... anything ... leather are okay I feel.



you can get a complete deck (wheels, trucks, bearings, deck, plastics,
and grip tape) for like $88 from cheap skates... and thats almost
all brands I believe.. excellent deal.

  
corrections please?  =)

-- 
sdfcomm - SysAdm - Stephen M. Jones        (214)436-4622
6o25@sdf.lonestar.org    ..seas.smu.edu!letni!sdf!6o25
From: pauls@tellabs.com (Paul Silver)
Newsgroups: alt.skate-board
Subject: Re: since this sir's mail bounced.
Date: 14 Sep 92 17:01:39 GMT
Organization: Tellabs, Inc., Lisle, IL

In article <SRACER.92Sep9173700@cecelia.media.mit.edu> sracer@cecelia.media.mit.edu (Andy Hong (Go Speed Racer!)) writes:
>
>TWS is a hobby magazine.  Thrasher is a rag.  I'd rather read a rag than a
>hobby magazine.
>
>--andy

*-------------------*

And Poweredge was a fanzine.
-- 
   "Life is inhuman when you are too old to be young." -Bill Nelson
   --------------------------------------------------------------------
  /       Paul Silver          /         Dischord Records            /
 /     pauls@tellabs.com      /    putting the D.C. in harDCore     /
--------------------------------------------------------------------  
   All opinions expressed are strictly my own, unless I stole them.
Newsgroups: alt.skate-board
From: michael@monitor.com (Michael Johnson)
Subject: Re: Pipes/Parks/etc.
Reply-To: michael@monitor.com (Michael Johnson)
Organization: Monitor Company / IE
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 15:58:22 GMT

In article <BuFrDL.120@csugrad.cs.vt.edu> pwwisnes@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Paul W.  
Wisneskey) writes:
> Give me the benifit of the doubt - I hate YUPPIE bladers as well.  I'm a
> hard core skater who chose to express his fustration on blades instead of a
> board.

Frustration--interesting reason to skate. Personally, I skate for that amazing  
feeling of flight experienced during the moment between bail and impact ;-)

Crunch!
-- 
_________________________________________  ________________________________
Michael T. "I'm only a peon in my company\ \ Information Engineering
so obviously my opinions do not represent/ / Monitor Company, Cambridge, MA
those of my employers" Johnson           \ \ michael@monitor.com
From: resch@TEETOT.ACUSD.EDU (Keith Resch)
Newsgroups: alt.skate-board
Subject: Hi folks
Date: 11 Sep 92 06:51:59 GMT


Hi there kids.
 
This is banana man.
I've come to tell a little story.
Its about Billy Ruff, you remember him don't you?
Do you rember those uints he used to do?
kkkkkkkk
 
 
To bad you couldn't see him at del mar.  He lost it all
though.  One day he tried coke, not the kind you drink.
Now Billy's making two-hundred thousand a year as a proffesional pussy
eater.
Billy's been in such renouned pornos as "sperminator", and "total
rebal".
His famous work, "this cocks hot for you" required a grueling 8 hour
set.
In which Billy would have to work through three or four orgasm heated
sessions.
 
 
I see Billy sometimes, just like I see mark, Mark is a sellout though.
No one knows why mark really quit blind.
Mark was planing on retiring skateboarding on a professional level but
not from Blind.
When his old buddy brad dorfman approached him, Brad offered mark
Two-hundred fifty thousand dollars to quit skating.
Brad had a secret plan to rejuvinate vision skateboards.
He saw the descruction of Steeve Rocco's World Industies as integral
to his plan.
Mark thought the whole notion was funny at first.
 
But after a while he bagan to think about it and this deadly mounting
tension between steve and himself egged mark on to take brad's offer.
Mark wasn't especially proud of the deal and kept it under wraps.
 
Mike valelley isn't necessarily the greatest saint either.
The whole reason he bacame a vegetarian wasn't out of pitty for the
animals.
The reason is because mike had become a full grown man.  And quadras
plexus humans can't devour flesh once full grown.
Most people don't know about this dying species of man.
BUt if you asked mike he would know a lot about the Bermuda Triangle
the quadras plexi is a rare offbreed species dating back to the Myans
and Incas, when they inhabited what we now call the lost city of
Atlantis.
The quadras plexi are easy to spot because of their especially pale skin
and thin straight hair.

Most of these may sound funny but at lest one is true.  That's the 
sad thing.

That's all I can say for now.
From: eab@msc.edu (Edward Bertsch)
Newsgroups: alt.skate-board
Subject: I am equipped
Date: 4 Sep 92 23:11:30 GMT
Organization: Minnesota Supercomputer Center, Minneapolis, MN


Well, my package came today.  Now I feel like I have everything I could possibly
need for skating.  Two rad boards, a full set of pads, and 3 sets of
extra wheels.

(what came today was 3 sets of wheels, 3 sets of powell bearings, 
 rector wrist guards, and the rector PRO elbow pad that they neglected
 to send with the original order - fly away helmet, fat boy knee pads,
 fat boy/PRO elbow pads)

Powell T bones look huge now that I have gotten used to my rat bones and
street styles.  As a matter of fact, they even look bigger than my old
Bones IIIs.  Powell T bones are 67 mm and 97a dm.  They are quite obviously
taller than they are wide, whereas lots of wheels are kind of cubeish.
The BIG BALLS wheels are quite cubeish.  These were $6.66 each, $26.64 the set.

The next set of wheels I got are Powell Cross Bones.  These are 64 mm and
98a dm.  They are approximately as wide as the T bones, just a tad bit
narrower, but aparently the same proportions, more or less.  These were 
$5.98 each, $23.92 the set.

The final set of wheels in this score are Santa Cruz speedwheels
BIG BALLS, a 65 mm 97a dm wheel.  These, as I said earlier, are closer
to cubic or spherical shape.  Their proportions are very much like
my bones IIIs and other 'really old' wheels.  These were $6.25 each, $25/set.

Finally, the powell swiss racing bearings were $16.90 per set, $50.70 for 3 sets.

Rector wrist guards were $17.90.

I got this stuff from Skates Off Haight, order line 1-800-554-1235
                                         calif.     1-800-554-1235
                                         canada     1-800-554-1235

and as I said in an earlier post, they have more of the big balls and
cross bones, as well as other 'big' wheels.  Get 'em while they've
got 'em, 'cause they didn't have many when I ordered (like 10 sets of
each or so).
--

Edward A. Bertsch (eab@msc.edu)   Minnesota Supercomputer Center, Inc.
Operations/User Services          1200 Washington Avenue South
(612) 626-1888 work               Minneapolis, Minnesota  55415
(612) 645-0168 voice mail         [DISCLAIMER: MY OPINIONS; NOT MSCI'S]

      ___________________________________________________
      Dump the Republocrats:      vote Libertarian in '92
      ---------------------------------------------------

% echo "potatoe potato" | spell
potatoe
%
Newsgroups: alt.skate-board
From: dfx@nuchat.sccsi.com (dFx International Digest)
Subject: Re: those damn shoes you can't get yet
Organization: /etc/organization
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 22:57:05 GMT

In article <BuDE7t.Cxq@acsu.buffalo.edu> v057kfan@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Michael A Heintz) writes:
>
>  I'd like to know if anyone has bought those Simple shoes.
>  They seem pretty slick, but are they any good?


 Haven't tried them yet, not do I plan to so I couldn't give you an opinion 
 based on experience. BUt.. here's the summary of what I've heard about them -

 Nothing good.
From: pwwisnes@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Paul W. Wisneskey)
Newsgroups: alt.skate-board
Subject: Re: Pipes/Parks/etc.
Date: 15 Sep 92 18:53:01 GMT
Organization: Virginia Tech Computer Science Dept, Blacksburg, VA

michael@monitor.com (Michael Johnson) writes:
> In article <BuFrDL.120@csugrad.cs.vt.edu> pwwisnes@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Paul W.  
> Frustration--interesting reason to skate. Personally, I skate for that amazing  
> feeling of flight experienced during the moment between bail and impact ;-)

Actually, I skate becuase someone told me it would take inches off my thighs
and butt - little did I know it would be scraped off....
Newsgroups: alt.skate-board
From: johnlake@microsoft.com (John Lake)
Subject: Re: Pipes/Parks/etc.
Date: 05 Sep 92 07:24:02 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corporation

In article <Bu2L0M.DH6@csugrad.cs.vt.edu> pwwisnes@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Paul W. Wisneskey) writes:
>Looking for some good half pipes/skate parks on the East coast that
>allow rollerbladers.  Ever since Cedar Crest Country Club shut down
>I've been SOL.  Appreciate any suggestions....
>  

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPIT....................I HATE ROLLERBLADERS IN ALT.SKATEBOARD


I know that wasn't nice to do........



but frustration against yuppie rollerbladers keeps building in my soul.

They are everywhere here (yuppies, rollerbladers and yuppie rollerbladers).



I apologize...................PSYCH.
From: eab@msc.edu (Edward Bertsch)
Newsgroups: alt.skate-board
Subject: FAQ needed: directory of skate parks/ramps/skate spots
Date: 4 Sep 92 23:26:52 GMT
Organization: Minnesota Supercomputer Center, Minneapolis, MN


It occurs to me that we need to ennumerate the various skate parks,
non-private ramps, and assorted skate spots that travelling or
relocating (or just in the dark!) skaters would like to know about.
I'd be glad to be the repository for such information, and would
be willing to post it on a monthly basis.  Feel free to write up what
you know, preceeded by Country, State/Region, City, and Name of spot


example entry

USA, Minnesota, Minneapolis, Skate Oasis
24' wide 12' high half pipe, peanut shaped 6' high bowl, 4' mini ramp.
1/4 block South of Lake Street on 12th.  Roughly between Cedar and Chicago
on Lake Street.  Phone: 612/724-0587.  Hours: M-F 4pm-9pm, Sat-Sun: 12pm-9pm.
Costs $2/hr for non-members, $1/hr for members (rough rates).  Helmet and
pad rental available, some equipment sales: boards, wheels, trucks, stickers,
etc.   Rollerbladers, BMXers, and Skateboarders welcome.  Open year round
(is in a warehouse)

--

Edward A. Bertsch (eab@msc.edu)   Minnesota Supercomputer Center, Inc.
Operations/User Services          1200 Washington Avenue South
(612) 626-1888 work               Minneapolis, Minnesota  55415
(612) 645-0168 voice mail         [DISCLAIMER: MY OPINIONS; NOT MSCI'S]

      ___________________________________________________
      Dump the Republocrats:      vote Libertarian in '92
      ---------------------------------------------------

% echo "potatoe potato" | spell
potatoe
%
From: v057kfan@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Michael A Heintz)
Newsgroups: alt.skate-board
Subject: those damn shoes you can't get yet
Date: 10 Sep 92 16:09:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


  I'd like to know if anyone has bought those Simple shoes.
  They seem pretty slick, but are they any good?
Newsgroups: alt.skate-board
From: jkalet@gmuvax2.gmu.edu (sk8tr)
Subject: Blue balls vs. Buffered Tablets
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, Va.
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:48:28 GMT

From: jkalet@gmuvax2.gmu.edu (sk8tr)
Newsgroups: Alt.skate-board
Subject: Blue balls vs. Buffered Tablets...
Distribution: usa
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, Va.

That pretty much sums it up....What do you think is the better wheel, 
assuming the same size and hardness?

PS any gmu skaters mail me and well talk "No big woop, just coffee
   talk."

thanks,

-- 

   sk8tr
 ________/
   O   O
From: steve@nmt.edu (Steve "Milky Cereal" Cook)
Newsgroups: alt.skate-board
Subject: World Skates (J.D.'s Birthday)
Date: 14 Sep 92 17:39:59 GMT
Organization: New Mexico Tech


I DROVE A BIG TRUCK TO J.D.'s BIRTHDAY PARTY.

(J.D. is the guy who answers the phones at world skate... and
 no I didn't really but they might have a shirt that says 
 that on it....)

-steve
-- 
"I won't come out, You must come in to me.
 Into my womb garden where I peer out.
 Where I can construct a universe within the skull to rival the real."
-James Douglas Morrison
From: byron@athena.mit.edu (Jack Miller)
Newsgroups: alt.skate-board
Subject: Re: I am equipped
Date: 8 Sep 92 00:58:40 GMT
Organization: SKaters At Massachusetts Institute of Technology

In article <1992Sep4.231130.23549@uc.msc.edu> eab@msc.edu (Edward Bertsch) writes:
>
>
>I got this stuff from Skates Off Haight, order line 1-800-554-1235
>                                         calif.     1-800-554-1235
>                                         canada     1-800-554-1235
>
>and as I said in an earlier post, they have more of the big balls and
>cross bones, as well as other 'big' wheels.  Get 'em while they've
>got 'em, 'cause they didn't have many when I ordered (like 10 sets of
>each or so).

	Actually, those wheels aren't all that old.  I'd be willing to
bet you could find way older, bigger, gooier, and cheaper wheels than
those last year's Powells.  Just a few months ago California Cheap
Skates was trying desperately to get rid of old Sims wheels, like 88A
66MM, for something like $4 a set.  It was pretty pathetic, really...

	Other notes on the wheel size issue...  I took a lot of old
equipment and threw it together into a rain board.  The next day I
fould I had to skate to Davis Square to pick up a pizza and it was
really pissing out.  I had a blast skating in the rain, but the REALLY
cool thing was riding those 95A 62MM wheels down the street after
riding small hard wheels for the better part of a year.  Cracks that
would have doomed me before were now unnoticeable.  The next day when
I switched back to my normal board, the ride was slower and bumpier,
but for some reason (combination of smaller wheelbase, smaller and
better trucks, and lower ride) felt SO much quicker.  Wow.

					--Halloween Jack, warning Boston
							  area skaters-
							  Jahmal was arrested
							  for skating Copley.
							  Lay low for a while.
Newsgroups: alt.artcom
From: tlc@cx5.com
Subject: teste
Reply-To: tlc@cx5.com
Organization: CX5 (San Francisco)
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 22:11:01 GMT


test only.
Newsgroups: alt.butt.harp,soc.culture.arabic
From: astein@nysernet.org (Alan Stein)
Subject: Re: ISLAMIC WORLD NEWS (28th)
Organization: NYSERNet, Inc.
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 14:32:09 GMT

fj05+@andrew.cmu.edu (Faisal Nameer Jawdat) writes:

>astein@nysernet.org (Alan Stein) has such an incredibly poor
>conception of politics, government, constitution, America, Israel,
>liberty, democracy, religion, racism, history, fact, fantasy,
>Palestine, Zionism, myth, Jordan, immigration, and where to stick his
>unwanted followups, that I can only assume that he is a college
>professor.

He's half right--I am a college professor.
Newsgroups: alt.butt.harp,soc.culture.arabic
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: ISLAMIC WORLD NEWS (28th)
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Mon, 07 Sep 92 21:25:21 GMT

astein@nysernet.org (Alan Stein) writes:

> fj05+@andrew.cmu.edu (Faisal Nameer Jawdat) writes:

> >astein@nysernet.org (Alan Stein) has such an incredibly poor
> >conception of politics, government, constitution, America, Israel,
> >liberty, democracy, religion, racism, history, fact, fantasy,
> >Palestine, Zionism, myth, Jordan, immigration, and where to stick his
> >unwanted followups, that I can only assume that he is a college
> >professor.

> He's half right--I am a college professor.

Good for you, Professor.  Now, PLEASE, educate thyself, learn how to
edit the Newsgroups: line and get these stupid followups the HELL AWAY
FROM alt.butt.harp.

Thank you.
Xref: sparky alt.butt.harp:233 soc.culture.arabic:3549
From: fj05+@andrew.cmu.edu (Faisal Nameer Jawdat)
Newsgroups: alt.butt.harp,soc.culture.arabic
Subject: Re: ISLAMIC WORLD NEWS (28th)
Date: 6 Sep 92 20:41:10 GMT
Article-I.D.: andrew.Ueehpae00WB_IRmFpI
	<1992Sep5.202436.20084@nysernet.org>
Organization: Sophomore, Physics, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

astein@nysernet.org (Alan Stein) has such an incredibly poor
conception of politics, government, constitution, America, Israel,
liberty, democracy, religion, racism, history, fact, fantasy,
Palestine, Zionism, myth, Jordan, immigration, and where to stick his
unwanted followups, that I can only assume that he is a college
professor.
Xref: sparky alt.butt.harp:234 soc.culture.arabic:3551
From: exile@wookumz.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Heresiarch)
Newsgroups: alt.butt.harp,soc.culture.arabic
Subject: Re: ISLAMIC WORLD NEWS (28th)
Date: 7 Sep 92 16:00:36 GMT
	<1992Sep2.203210.15053@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
	<1992Sep3.140049.16930@cbfsb.cb.att.com>
	<1992Sep5.202436.20084@nysernet.org>
	<Ueehpae00WB_IRmFpI@andrew.cmu.edu>
Reply-To: exile@gnu.ai.mit.edu
Organization: The Torch of Chaos and Doubt

while many people people have posted on the inappropriateness of
crossposting this debate to alt.butt.harp, i disagree strenuously.

in fact, i believe that the israeli-palestinian problem will be
greatly alleviated if all participants immediately fucked each other
in the line of a new jersey mcdonalds.
--
<SIG>___________________________________________________________________
It's an old wall, Avon.  It waits.  I just hope you reach it
before you die.                                                    </SIG>
Newsgroups: alt.butt.harp,alt.sex.stories.d
From: "Colin J. Wynne"  <WYNNE.C@fs.sciences.WLU.EDU>
Subject:      Re: Illusions outside Aysle
X-Gated-By: The Black Marble Wombat@morticia.cnns.unt.edu
X-Gated-From: torg mailing list
Organization: University of North Texas
X-Gatemail-Version: 1.0b
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 19:15:36 GMT

Jim Ogle (Ks. Jim) <jogle@aoc.nrao.edu> writes:

> Clinton wonders:
>
> > Did people decide to make Caspar Babbidge an ord or a PR (he
> > would seem to be an ord, from the description they give of his
> > background, which suggests a spontaneous transformation...) Now
> > here's the million dollar question. A normal spell doesn't cause
> > a long- range contradiction. But a ward/trigger spell (as is the
> > 'message' he leaves in the sunken Cambodian temple) DOES. Now,
> > how is this ord throwing a long range contradiction around
> > everywhere? Should I just ignore it as the obvious plot device it
> > is, or does someone have a spare kludge they can lend me to
> > explain to my players? :)
>
> Well, the ward gets real tricky since the Temple of Kra could be
> within the mixed Orrorsh/Core Earth zone - the magic axiom there
> would support the spell so it wouldn't necessarily be a
> contradiction; but what about all the Core Earth reality between
> Aysle and Orrorsh?  Does it have any effect on the contradiction
> level of the spell?

It's still a contradiction.  Any non-Occult magic in Orrorsh, with
the exception of of Nile mathematics (because it's also pretty
obtuse) is a contradiction in Orrorsh.  A 1-case, mind you, but a
contradiction nonetheless.  Hek and GM don't like 'easy' magic.

Anyway, just because Caspar transofrmed does not rule out the
possibilty (my, how that word gets used! |) that he transcended due
to the transformation.  Faced with an alien reality (assuming WEG
still believes/requires that) and all that.


CJW

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
==  Colin J. Wynne                      wynne.c@fs.science.wlu.edu  ==
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
|  Heaven:   A place where the French are the cooks, the German are  |
|             the engineers, and the British are the policemen.      |
|                                                                    |
|  Hell:     A place where the British are the cooks, the French are |
|             the engineers, and the German are the policemen.       |
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