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From: noring@netcom.com (Jon Noring)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.sex
Subject: Rai Has Been Chosen as Net.Goddess!!!  Read On...
Date: 14 Aug 92 16:30:29 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

The original proposition:

"Whereas Rai has been a loyal and courteous contributing member to alt.*.
And, whereas Rai has developed quite a following among the many men, both
young and old alike, who frequent this electronic abode.
And, whereas Rai starts very interesting stories.
And, whereas Rai has very cute shoulders and an equally cute smile.
Let it therefore be resolved that Rai will be declared Net.Goddess (tm),
with it's privileges and obligations."


As I said before, by the authority vested in me by my mother, I will declare
her Net.Goddess if I got more than 10 yes votes.  Well, I got 14 YES votes,
and 3 NO votes (one of the NO's asked his vote to count twice, which I did
to make him happy, but it didn't make any difference).

Thus, (the drum rolls):


***************************************************************************
    Rai is officially declared to be the first Net.Goddess of Alt.Land
***************************************************************************

All Hail Our New Net.Goddess!


Now we need to determine a set of responsibilities for Rai (after all she
serves at our behest - this is a democracy you know).  Let me propose some
tasks and obligations:

1) She continues to add to her stories and erotic writings.
2) She posts new GIF's of herself.
3) She continues to be courteous and kind to all (she is a benevolent 
   Net.Goddess and not the fire and brimstone type).
4) She teaches other would-be Net.Goddesses the art of being a Net.Goddess
   by her example.

...Any others?


Now Rai, we need an acceptance post (speech) for the title of Net.Goddess,
including what you intend to do to make Alt.Land a better place for all.

Everybody, send her congratulatory mail on her new position as the first
officially elected Net.Goddess of Alt.Land!


Jon


(p.s., I'm leaving this morning to backpack in the High Sierra and won't be
back until next Wednesday or Thursday, so I won't be around to assist in her
coronation.  :^)  )

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re:  I'll tell you why there aren't any women here
From: liam@durie.amigans.gen.nz (Liam Greenwood)
Date: 16 Aug 92 00:17:03 GMT+12
 ><1992Aug12.134712.2964@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> <JBW.92Aug12102544@bigbird.bu.edu>
Distribution: world
Organization: It's Home, really...

In article <JBW.92Aug12102544@bigbird.bu.edu> jbw@bigbird.bu.edu (Joe Wells) writes:
>
>Here is a related question:  Do you folks feel obligated to respond to all
>your e-mail?  Even if you receive, for example, 400 messages on a single
>topic?  Perhaps that is the source of the trouble.
    If someone is, ah, 'good' enough to reply, comment, answer etc solicited
or unsolicited and it's not obnoxious (like Rai's obscene example) then I
reply. Just because I like to know if someone has got whatever I sent them
and has read it etc. It also gives an opportunity to indicate if you are or
aren't intested on chatting. Some correspondence doesn't require a one to one
response, perhaps you will summurise with a post. Haven't had to deal with
400 though, might change my stance if that happened :-) ...
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Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.2205@cupid.sai.com
Subject: ISO SWF  (the person, not the movie)
Followup-To: alt.personals
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Date: Tue, 18 Aug 92 02:21:24 GMT
X-Iso: sf

Well, heck, as long as I stare into this terminal all day long anyway, I
might as well use it to try to meet people.  To get the "alt.personal"
jargon out of the way, I'm a SWM, 26, 5'something, ~ 140lb, brown hair,....

I would like to meet some women friends (and of course the ever-popular
"more" would be nice too) to "do stuff" with, like going to restaurants,
movies, car rallyes, concerts, trips, playing pinball, ping-pong, or
Trivial Pursuit, or whatever else might be "fun".  I tried some beach
volleyball recently and liked it.  I am also somewhat of a TV addict,
especially Married with Children, LA Law and Star Trek.  The music I like
is called "pop" I guess, and the best time I ever had at a concert was
Weird Al about a month ago.  I like to talk about politics, like how many
zillion pages of propositions California is going to have this time, or
now that Perot is gone, which remaining bozo to vote for.  And I have no
desire to talk about computers.  (Well, maybe a bit here or there :-)

I live in Los Angeles, so it would be convenient if you did too, but I
like to travel, so write back from other places too.  I  am looking for 
someone around my age, like let's pick 22-28 as some arbitrary numbers. 
I don't drink at all, so I'd like to meet someone who doesn't either, or
maybe only occasionally, but if you smoke or use other drugs, I don't
think we would get along at all.  But... if you want to talk more, I
think my alias is supposed to be ap.2205 .  Happy replying.



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Newsgroups: alt.personals,wpi.students.voxhumana
From: megazone@wpi.WPI.EDU (MegaZone23)
Subject: Lyrics with weight
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 06:56:29 GMT

Sorry, nothing new on the poem front, been busy. But I've been listening to
a lot of music lately and this one song caught my ear as ringing painfully
true, especially the first verse and chorus...

Rush, Subdivisions, off of Signals

Sprawling on the fringes of the city
In geometric order
An insulated border
In between the bright lights
And the far unlit unknown
Growing up it all seemed so one sided
Opinions are provided
The future predecided
Detached and subdivided in the mass production zone
Nowhere is the dreamer or the misfit so alone

Subdivisions
In the high school halls
In the shopping malls
Conform or be cast out
Subdivisions
In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out

Any escape my heart disproved 
The unattractive truth
Of the suburbs have no charms to soothe 
The restless dream of youth

Drawn like moths we drift into the city
The timeless sole attraction
Cruising for the action
Lit up like like a firefly
Just to feel the living night

There's some who sell their dreams for small desires
And lose the race to rats
Get caught taking chance
And stop to dream of somewhere to relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of quiet streets on quiet nights

Subdivisions 
In the high school halls
In the shopping malls
Conform or be cast out
Subdivisions
In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out

Any escape my heart disproved
The unattractive truth
Of the suburbs have no charms to soothe
The restless dream of youth

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From: v418y7sk@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Lauren W.T.)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: GBM iso friends at UB and LGBA
Date: 21 Aug 92 19:36:00 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


   I need someone to have fun with... I'm tired of 
being by my self so i'm advertising for friends for fun times and 
computer talk at the moment...

   write soon...
From: davepat@flash.ATC.Olivetti.Com (Dave Patterson)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rai Has Been Chosen as Net.Goddess!!!  Read On...
Summary: Congrats Rai!
Date: 14 Aug 92 22:35:03 GMT

In article <1992Aug14.183421.629@nntpd.lkg.dec.com>, boylan@sltg04.ljo.dec.com (Steve Boylan) writes:
> In article <7w6m3mq.noring@netcom.com>, noring@netcom.com (Jon Noring) writes:
> > ***************************************************************************
> >     Rai is officially declared to be the first Net.Goddess of Alt.Land
> > ***************************************************************************
> > All Hail Our New Net.Goddess!
> 
> On the other hand, I'd be happy to welcome Rai as another Goddess in
> the alt.pantheon!
> 
> Any suggestions for the appropriate rituals and forms of worship?

I know, I know!

Whipped Cream!  With a cherry on top!  And warm, (not hot), fudge all
over her shoulders!

:-) ;-) :-)

-Dave Patterson

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Subject: Re: QUEER SLAVES WANTED
From: zoltar@glasgow.amigans.gen.nz (Grant Thoms (aka Zoltar))
Date: 20 Aug 92 11:22:41 PST
Distribution: world
Organization: --> Insert Witty Organisation Here <--

In article <1992Aug17.212843.21499@u.washington.edu> syrk@byron.u.washington.edu (Dionysos) writes:
>
>QUEER SLAVES WANTED
>
>Two Dyke Mistreses, two Fag Masters
>looking for fag and dyke slaves in the Seattle area
>(or willing to travel) to serve as entertainment/servants at small to 

<Lots of kinky stuff deleted>


Shouldn't this be in alt.personals.bondage????? :-)

Well whip me with a soggy carrot!! :-)

Cheers,
Grant..
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From: martinc@parst1.paradigm.CO.ZA (Martin Chamberlain)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Accommodation in Vancouver
Date: 17 Aug 92 11:01:17 GMT
Organization: Paradigm Systems Technology


I am emigrating to Canada in October and will be looking for accommodation
in Vancouver.  I will arrive in Vancouver on October 8.  I am 30 y.o., male,
quiet, straight-forward, no-nonsense person.  Can anyone help me please?

Martin Chamberlain
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From: goldstn@arrisun3.uta.edu (David Goldstein)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: In Search Of...Intellectual Women: PhD's, MBA's, MD's, MA's, etc
Date: 15 Aug 92 18:46:00 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: Automation and Robotics Research Institute, U Texas @ Arlington
MessageID: <GOLDSTN.92Aug15124600@arrisun3.uta.edu>
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X-Bytes: 895

Hi!  Looking for some conversation...particularly from PhD's, MD's, MBA's,
MS's, MA's, etc.   I've been a tad down lately; getting my PhD
in.... 1.5 hours and considering things like:

Would I really want to take anyone I've been dating to Ringo Star?
Would I be embarrass myself by introducing my dates to the dean?
(hence Ringo Star tickets and 3 cancelled dates this week)
How much time and money have I spent on this degree?

I guess it all kicked in this morning; inviting my best (male) friend to grad
aution, finding that I let my airline tickets home expire (while finishing up).

Please write: I've never felt quite like this before.  Sort of "what am I doing
talking to these people, doing this job, living in this godforsaken place
when I should be somewhere else, doing something else, with other people."

PreDr. Dave

ps ESPECIALLY looking for a theatrepartner in Dallas/Ft Worth!
From: ap.3756@cupid.sai.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: SWF 32 seeks Romeo
Date: 14 Aug 92 17:14:20 GMT
Followup-To: alt.personals



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
				       Romeo, Romeo where 'for art thou Romeo

Hi!  If you are a romantic and looking for your Juliet, keep reading.

I am a single, white, female aged 32 (next month is my birthday).  I am
5'9" tall, and a large woman (full-figured is a nicer term).  I have
shoulder length blond hair, hazel eyes, and freckles on my nose and cheeks.
 I prefer tall, broad-shouldered men.  I am NOT looking for a long distance
romance, so if you are outside of the Boston area, sorry (but good luck in
finding your Juliet).

I am a computer professional currently working on my MBA.  I am motivated,
driven and assertive.  In my spare time (what little there is), I like to
cook (I am an excellent cook), watch movies, read, cross-stitch, and dance.
 (No, you don't have to be John Travolta!)  I also love to travel and take
day trips.  I love the ocean (but have to be careful in the sun).  I don't
smoke, drink (maybe 1), or do drugs.  I do have TONS of energy and am
passionate about everything I do (or I don't do it!)

If you think you are my Romeo, write me and tell me about yourself.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: mikeb@igor.tamri.com (Mike Bracanovic)
Subject: Re: Rai as Net.Goddess (tm)?  How About It?
Organization: TOSHIBA America MRI, South San Francisco, CA
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 17:23:26 GMT

In article <1992Aug14.233411.29742@wariat.org> sjsobol@wariat.org (Steven J. Sobol) writes:
>mikeb@igor.tamri.com (Mike Bracanovic) sputters:
>
>>	It seems to me that some percentage of you dudes on the net are
>>totaly horny bunch of geeks. Get a life, get a grip on you self and most
>>important, get out and get a date. Goddes, heh I'm so shure.
>
>I've got dates, buddy... I didn't "vote" for Rai because I want to jump
>her bones (hell, I've never seen her before!!) but because she's very 
>entertaining and I like reading her posts (thanks again Rai). So get your
>head outta your... uhhh, I mean, chill out. (Yeah, that's it...)
>
>Listen, I'm not going to start a flame war; if you want to attack me you
>can reply in e-mail. And why don't you get a life... I'd let you borrow mine,
>but I'm enjoying it too much...

Thank's for the offer but, I already watch too much TV.

>
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From: demoness@terapin.com (Jennifer Lee)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: OK...OK...
Date: 12 Aug 92 07:10:41 GMT
Organization: BBS

>Don't ya just hate it when rodentium slut-mouth teenagers are disrespectful to
>their elders.  Well, I tried to be nice, but this sleezy 17 year old bitch
>doesn't no the meaning of the word.  As if her gutter slime is not enough on
>the local BBS, she has to spread it around.  One might conclude that she said
>the wrong thing, and it wasnt appreciated ;)  Then again, if someone tried to
>take a moving picture of the inner workings of her brain, it would be a still
>life.  Lack of use.  Jennifer, why don't you stick with the gross teenagers on
>Terrapin, or are they all sick of you too.

        Sigh I guess you just can't act your age can you?  I mean, geez Debbie
aren't we the one to talk about hanging around teenagers?   Everyone knows that
you try to hang around with all the teenagers on the net.  If we are so gross
why do you constantly invite these teenage BBS'ers to go out with you?  Is it
because no adult in their right mind would want to consort with you.  Even the
people on the net know that you are just plain b*tchy.  Don't bother replying
to this because I will not reply to you any longer.

P.S.  The people on Terrapin are sick or you. Thats why nobody will talk to you
in conference anymore.  So much for having your own room.. its always empty.


                                 *< DEMONESS >* 
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: MULLEN@scorpion.ag.uiuc.edu (Evil Twin)
Subject: Re: Rai as Net.Goddess (tm)?  How About It?
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20
Organization: Tony's Most Excellent NewsReader
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 16:23:05 GMT

In <1992Aug17.201634.19399@aero.org> robert@aero.org writes:

> In article <lynx.15jw@terapin.com> lynx@terapin.com (Debbie Caraway) writes:
> 
> |Perhaps something more rude, but definitely not goddess.  She's not the kind of
> |person I would respect.  After reading some of her posts, I'm beginning to
> |think she in part did deserve some of that lewd e-mail.  She seems to cater
> |to that.  goddess of the drewling dweebs perhaps.
> 
> Oh Boy!!  Another Catfight!!!!   First Debbie and Demoness, now Debbie seems
> to want a piece of Rai (no pun intended :-)   What's it gonna be this time,
> Debbie? Hot oil wrestling? Whipped cream?  Make sure to post lots of
> details  :-)
> 
Just another Drooling Dweeb BS and others who take things literally;

Let's not start another flame war.  The Debster just made a comment, an opinion
if you would.  The last statement was a little strong, perhaps, but maybe she's
just jealous.

If people would just take a little time and think through posts they read and
write, instead of reacting in a "knee-jerk" fashion, things would be a little
more sane.

I'm not really a pacifist.  Just tired of reading "you did so," "did not,"
"did," "didn't," "did," ad nauseum.

Tony -

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: ashley@oasis.gtefsd.com (Bob Ashley)
Subject: Re: PLEASE WRITE :-)
Reply-To: ashley@oasis.gtefsd.com
Organization: GTE Federal Systems Division
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 16:19:01 GMT

In article 359@ab.wvnet.edu, root@ab.wvnet.edu () writes:
                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Hi
>
>I'm Nancy....I've posted here before and received several messages...
>
              [ rest of message deleted ]
>
>:-)


Hi Nancy ...

Can you e-mail me your own address?  I'd love to chat with you, but am a
bit uncertain where your root mail gets redirected.

Many thanks, and look forward to hearing from you soon.


:-)

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Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.4040@cupid.sai.com
Subject: SWF, 23, Champaign-Urbana, IL, seeks interesting S*M
Followup-To: alt.personals
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Date: Fri, 21 Aug 92 12:01:17 GMT
X-Iso: sm


I'm a bored grad student at UIUC, fairly recently single, looking for someone
with whom to have fun.  I'm in Life Sciences, about 3 years away from getting
a PhD.  I'm into alternative music, weird food, good books, and many other
things which can remain to be disclosed; I'll include more info and a physical
description if you reply.

One reason that I'm trying this is that I'd like to meet someone not in my
immediate field for a change;  any age 22-35 is probably OK, and all that I'd
hope for is that you have self-confidence, a positive approach to life, and
are able to discuss important issues without being so attached to your opinions
that your feelings are hurt if your opinions are challenged.  This would apply
to those who'd just like to be friends as well as those looking for a wilder 
time.  I'll consider corresponding with anyone for fun...it would be nice if
you were in the same bioregion, though.                

To include some trivial and nontrivial preferences:  It is important to me   
that anyone I become involved with does not smoke and has no major emotional
problems;  I'd rather you read a lot, are not a religious fanatic (or a fanatic
atheist), and prefer cats to dogs;  and I tend to be superficially attracted
to >6' tall, reasonably fit and interesting looking types though I try to keep
superficiality to a minimum in my relationships.

Those of you who already know who this is, please don't reply to the anonymous
post...


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From: ap.3717@cupid.sai.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
Subject: 5'9", strong, silent, sexy, charming M type seeks...
Date: 13 Aug 92 01:56:44 GMT
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Short, spunky, thoughtful F type for E-mail, travel, long talks,
and hot summer evenings.

Lets finally get together for the best relat. ever.

Yours Truly.

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