HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: THE COMPLETE ELMER FUDD TO ENGLISH DICTIONARY
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 16:08:03 GMT

> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) yanks down his drawers, plays with
  his peter, and posts this crap:
>
>actually	-> actuawee


HAW HAW HAW@!@!@!@!@!@!@

I GET IT@!@!@!@!@!@

ELMER FUDD SEZ LS LIKE WS!@!@!@!@!@!@

HAW HAW HAW@!@!@!@!@!@

JUST LIKE POTATOE@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@

YOU, MARK NEELEY ARE NO ROGER DAVID CARASSO!@!@!@

STOP TRYING TO BE!@!@!@


>
>	Mark (apowogies to Cawasso)
>

dont apologize to carasso you worthless asshole, apoliogize to working
stiffs who, while trying to juggle requests from 3 different professors
at the same time sneak in some t.b. while their supervisor's at lunch
and have to deal with someone imitating carasshole at his LEAST funny.

you dick sucking smegma eating canker sore
DIE!!!!!!!

-mr chuckles


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Nookoo Le Cookoo
Subject: Re: yet another dream
Keywords: youth math time 
  |    _  __     |_|     __  |  _  .  _  |_  | Voice: (318) 232-8298
  |   | | |||    | | | | | ' | |-' | |_| | | |"Needless to say, (sex) was a
  '   '^' '''    '^' '^' '   ' '^' ' ,_| ' ' |big success." -- Al Sherman)
Organization: Recursive :)
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 01:27:51 GMT

In article <27wnb#_.chaos@netcom.com> chaos@netcom.com (chaos) writes:
>
>sunday morning:
>
>it appears i spent the night dreaming about giving a math/time lesson
>to a six-year-old.

 Hmmmm..... It makes one wonder what you are going to do *next* to this
sweet, innocent, 6 year old girl. And, if duct tape is involved.....
-- 
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   |   _  __    |_|     __  |  _  .  _  |_ | Voice: (318) 232-8298
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   '  '-' '''   '-' '-' '   ' '-' ' ,_| ' '|hunch." -- Lily Tomlin
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: biggles@next02wor.wam.umd.edu (David "Dave" Smolar)
Subject: Re: It's the end...et al
Keywords: oh man
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 17:00:58 GMT

Gary Heston writes
> In article <aslakson.715712583@nano> aslakson@nano.cs.umn.edu (Brian  
Excarnate) writes:
> >104.1 changes format in 43 hours, send CDs.
> 
> The Science Fiction channel is supposed to be reality in about 16 days
> (although I wish they'd dump the graphics/synthesizer crap and get on with
> the programming...).
> 
> You forgot to post your address. 
> 
> 
> -- 
> Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin


	Oh, great...
	Gary has a field day,
	And my tuition goes up.


			--bigglesothereiamthereiamthereiamintheCongo



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.smouldering.dog.zone,to.wasatch
From: thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet)
Subject: Re: dumb shirts
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 03:02:30 GMT
Organization: International Foundation for Internal Freedom
Keywords: shirts, duh


>	picture of a cartoon horse lying on the ground.
>			(underneath this)
>	"help i've fallen and i can't giddyup"

I saw its pardner the other day.  This dog is in wild west
gear, it's left paw has a bloody hole, and he says, 

	"You're the one who shot my paw".

-- 

Lance Norskog

Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: On the train
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 92 22:29:23 GMT

ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:

>Took Robin on the train from Burntisland to Haymarket yesterday.
>
>At about South Gyle station, he asked: `Have we crossed the Forth
>Bridge?'

And on the return journey he asked: 'Have we been Back and Forth yet?'

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: edwardk@cup.portal.com (edward chungfan kwok)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Does Your Dog Extemporize?
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 18:48:25 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

and i am a frayed knot...
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hi there
Keywords: kool
Date: 15 Sep 92 13:20:54 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

(Roger Daniel Calhoun) writes:

>Hi there. What is this group about? Y'all are funny.
>What's a newbie?
>No flames, please, my flameproof suit is in the shop!@
>:-):-):-):^):-8 smileys are cool.

>Roger Daniel Calhoun
>First Year Student
>University of Virginia

May I be the first to say:

Cut it out, Roger.


Matt
The best part is, I'm right even on the slight chance this isn't Carasso.
From: mlevis@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Mike Levis)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Letterman Qoutes
Date: 8 Sep 92 00:20:57 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <1992Sep8.000901.14603@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> awhitloc@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Andrea G. Whitlock) writes:
>In article <15276@umd5.umd.edu>, walrus@bessel.umd.edu (Grig Larson) writes:
>> 
>> What are some of the dumb things he has repeated?  One I remember went on
>> for weeks, and they even made a skit about it.
>> 
>> (Dumb voice) "Them bats is smart, they use radar..."
>>  
>
>My favorite is "The lotto machine is bwoken."

"Help me!  Help me!  I'm hyp-no-tized!"
(well, at least he makes a dumb *face*)

>Andrea G. Whitlock | awhitloc@ringer.cs.utsa.edu | UTSA, Division of MCSS

-- 
====== Mike Levis   mlevis@ringer.cs.utsa.edu ======
"I believed what I was told, I thought it was a good   .--.
life, I thought I was happy.  Then I found something  (OS/2)
that changed it all..."  --  Anonymous, 2112  [Rush]   ~--~
From: dlee@aludra.usc.edu (ROGER DAVID CARASSO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Who is this singer? GIF
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,talk.bizarre
Date: 15 Sep 1992 17:00:44 -0700
Organization: ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

IN SOC.CULTURE.ARABIC
borrel@dhhalden.no (Borre Ludvigsen) writes:
:)Would someone kindly tell me who this singer is?
:)
:)I can also provide a portion of the song as a sounbyte is necessary.
:)
:)begin 644 singer.gif
:)M1TE&.#=AN@#9`/<`````````$``4#`0`&`00&`00(`04*`@`$`@`(`@("`@(
:)M$`@0``@4#`P`*`P,#`P0,!```!``#!`(`!`(#!`,&!`0(!`4#!`8`!`@#!04
:)M*!0@`!0X#!0\`!@``!@$#!@(`!@,&!@,(!@4#!@@&!@@(!@H&!A((!P0`!PP


Blair: $50 if you post your tits.gif to soc.culture.arabic, and ask
"Would someone kindly tell me who this singer is?"


carasso
.
.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak)
Subject: Re: Flat Tax Defended
Followup-To: talk.politics.misc
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 12:39:17 GMT

In article <9209101646.AA02789@helium> dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
}David,
}
}There will always be someone below the poverty line; right now it is 31
}million or so "somebodies", a national disgrace attributable in large
}part to spending for military and income transfer rather than for the
}development of profit making enterprises such as exploitation of space,
}so there is no magic "just enough income" that needs respecting by a
}"progressive" income tax to the detriment of the country. I'm not
}proposing that the "safety net" stuff be removed, just that it be taxed
}the same as the rich person's income, so that the poor have as much
}(you would say "more") reason than the rich to vote for fiscal
}responsibility in their politicians, rather than pork barrelers.


A well-defended thesis, Kent. But seeing as how the discussion has
become inappropriate for this group, why don't you move it to
talk.politics.misc? I'm sure that it would provide a better audience.



--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

"Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated in the move to
rec.crafts.textiles."        --sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Bob Sloane)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.women
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: WOMEN ARE NOT PAYED LESS THAN MEN
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 16:46:27 GMT

In article <6btn-bp.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:

>	Women systematically are payed less for doing the same job.

>	Women are not payed less for doing the same job.  They are
>payed less for doing a worse job, and payed more for doing a better job.

I move that rdc@netcom.com be replaced by a woman that can spell "paid".

Or did he leave an "s" off that....?


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"When we talk...7% of communication is conveyed by meaning of words, 38% from
intonation, 55%...takes the form of visual cues." John Walsh, Compression Labs
From: sol@cogsci.ed.ac.uk (Ana)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: HARM
Date: 9 Sep 92 21:17:42 GMT
	<1992Sep9.164107.22940@ugle.unit.no>
Organization: Chaos
In-reply-to: borud@solan.unit.no's message of 9 Sep 92 16:41:07 GMT

In article <1992Sep9.164107.22940@ugle.unit.no> borud@solan.unit.no (Bj|rn Borud) writes:

   [drivel]

It should definitely be .no

a(will correct this immediately)
--
Isn't everyone?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Subject: And speaking of the ILGWU...
Organization: Logic Modeling Corporation of Beaverton Oregon
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 21:26:33 GMT


  (ILGWU stands for International Ladies Garment Workers Union)

    On a six-inch plastic ruler/bookmark in my possesion:

    Inch side - 

  Box with   Symbol of               This Label Stands For:            Box with
   ILGWU    Progress made       o The Creativity of American Design     ILGWU
    Logo   and more to come     o The Skill of American Workmanship      Logo
                                o The Importance of American Jobs


    Metric side - 

  m  -> ft                Before you buy, insist on the ILGWU Label
  cm -> in                in all women's and children's apparel.
  km -> mi                It is the symbol of Decency, Fair Labor Standards,
  g  -> oz                and the American Way of Life.
  kg -> lb


    Oddly, I haven't the vaguest idea where I got this.


	- Larry "Look For...the Union Label" Huntley
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | You played golf; you watched football;
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |   you drank beer -- we EVOLVED!
          Beaverton,  OR          |         - Rhonda,  "Thing-Fish"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Curtis's Quick Haiku Lessons (was Re: Deep Thoughts)
Organization: University of Central Florida, Orlando
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 12:47:33 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.174901.6295@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>In article <schnitzi.715962057@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>>tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu writes:
>>
>>>[the usual newbie silage]
>>
>>Isn't it amazing that a whole newgroup
>>can be torn apart
>>by such simple things
>>like incoming freshmen?
>
>Yes.
>
>But no, no, and NO.
>
>When you write blank verse without rhythm, Schnitz, you'd
>_damn well better_ make it a haiku:
>

Let me try again:

  Fall: dig the new breed.
  Originality? Hah!
  My eyes glaze over.


Schnitz
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Mel Walker <mwalker@novell.com>
Subject: Re: MORE STAR TREK PRANKS
X-Xxmessage-Id: <A6DBC64D36011E09@mwalker1.npd.provo.novell.com>
X-Xxdate: Tue, 15 Sep 92 23:56:45 GMT
Organization: Committee to Elect Dan Quayle Lord of the Cosmos
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 22:56:17 GMT

In article <1952k3INNl2c@aludra.usc.edu> ROGER DAVID CARASSO,
dlee@usc.edu writes:
>
>o Misquote Shakespeare to Captain Picard.
>
>o Teach Data incorrect idioms: "You can't lead a cow to pizza."
>
>
>Anymore???
>
>.

Teach Data to talk with funny accents.

Feed Troi carob sundaes.

Put an anti-gravity device in Guinan's hat so she sticks to
   the ceiling.

Use Wesley's "Picard Voice Simulator" from season 1 to make
   phony dates with Beverly.

Fill Worf's cabin with tribbles.

Tell Picard, "French wine is okay, but it can't compare to
   synthehol."

Give Data a copy of "Really Sick Jokes."

Hook up an "Auto Fooler" firework to the warp engines.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Subject: Re: the surest way
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 02:45:05 GMT

In article<p+tn+2.jenine@netcom.com> jenine@netcom.com ("Just" Jenine Abarbanel) writes:
*j.j, mr x and my shoes
*------------------------------------------------

Sounds like a bad '50s sitcom.


Mark "My Mother the Corning Ware" Lippert
From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: CALLING ALL HORNY CATHOLIC BOYS
Date: 7 Sep 1992 21:51:28 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu


Hormones got you up, but the Bible keeps you down?

Is your libido growing, but your priest keeps cutting it short?


Call our Catholic Safe Phone Sex Hotline!

Talk to real nuns just dripping with knowledge for you!

"Ohhhhh.... yes, like that!  Read me Job one more time!"
"Do you want me to read Timothy's next letter?  I need you to tell me to!"
"Relax... Revelations will always be the biggest challenge... let me 
	help you ... LEARN..."


1-900-NUNS-4-YOU!

5 Hail Mary's the first minute, 2 Our Fathers each additional minute.
Protestants, get your pastor's permission before you call.
(For Entertainment Purposes Only)


5150
that reminds me, i gotta get my phone line 900/976 blocked
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: lord of the files
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Followups-To: misc.test, alt.newbie
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 19:45:32 GMT

I have more disk space than you!
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29547 soc.culture.british:12338
From: pd@x.co.uk (Paul Davey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.british
Subject: Re: THE COMPLETE BRITISH TO AMERICAN DICTIONARY
Date: 10 Sep 92 13:02:47 GMT
	<1992Sep7.141439.8697@vax.oxford.ac.uk>
Organization: IXI Ltd.

>>>>> On 7 Sep 92 13:14:39 GMT, susher@vax.oxford.ac.uk said:

-> Before 1988 there were three levels of examination:-

-> 	CSE
-> 	'O' level (and the sub-class 'AO' level)
-> and	'A' level

-> The initials stood for Certificate of Secondary Education, Ordinary Level,
-> Alternative Ordinary Level and Advanced Level.

I thought an AO was Additional - but who knows - they are quite
obscure (I have one in French with Literature).

A couple of things Steve left out:

The full title of O, AO and A levels was GCE O-level (GCE = General
Certificate of Education).

CSE's were for generally for students of lower ability - a CSE grade 1
was equivalent to a C grade at O-level.

An O level ``pass'' was grade C or above (Grades D and E, were not
technically fails - but no employer would accept them).

-> As of 1988 the CSE and 'O' level exams were combined into the GCSE, General
-> Certificate of Secondary Education.

-> As a rule, CSE's, 'O' levels and GCSE's are taken at the age of 16 and 'A'
-> levels at 18 after a further 2 years study in the Sixth form.


--
 Regards,			  pd@x.co.uk           IXI Ltd.
	Paul Davey		  pd@ixi.uucp          62-74 Burleigh St.
				  ...!uunet!ixi!pd     Cambridge,  U.K.
 "These _are_ interesting times"  +44 223 462 131      CB1  1OJ
From: dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: yet another dream (addendum)
Date: 13 Sep 92 18:13:46 GMT

Chaos sez:

> The other thing about that dream that annoys me is that the six year old
> reminds me of me.

Why did I not have to read the addendum to figure that out for myself, and
how closely related is tripping over the curb to smashing your head on the
pavement a few weeks ago?  Is your six year old self trying, pedantically,
to convince you that you're still alive, and that it is probably worth the
candle to be so?

Kent, the man from xanth.
"The Birthright of humankind is the stars!"
--
The birthright of Chaos is splendid talent with grevious anomie.
--
The above perfectly aligned article occurred entirely by accident. I'm
waiting for my wife to finish church, and haven't time for fancy
typesetting.
--
Ignore the header, and don't expect me to see a news reply.  Use email to:
<dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: Shameless birthday wish
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 06:35:14 GMT

In article <1992Sep6.222740.17008@wdl.loral.com> bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com writes:
>I don't have a thesaurus, and I really want one.  My birthday is
>coming soon, and I'm gonna get one.  A great big nasty one.  The kind

in that case, don't bother with any published
in the last fifteen or twenty years.  i find
the thesauri published in the 30's and 40's 
are the most worthwhile.  the type depends on
your needs.  the word classification variety
are very thorough but harder to use; Grosset &
Dunlap's 1940's editions are very nice.  those
in dictionary form are simpler to use and best
if precision is an issue; i have both the 1938
and 1940 Mawson editions and they're very good.
i find with the word classification type that
i sometimes stray too far from the exact concept
i was trying to put forth.  they are, however,
unequalled for purposes of dramatic recitation.

of the new thesauri, the Houghton Mifflin Roget's
II is the most useless.  people keep buying them 
and giving them to me in disgust, since they know 
i collect thesauri.  i would offer to mail you 
one, since i now have several, but it wouldn't be 
worth the postage.

in other reference books, if you can get your
hands on a copy of the 1922 edition of the New
Universities Dictionary, published by the World 
Syndicates Company, i recommend it highly.  it 
is softbound in leather, has a lovely engraving
of the Woolworth Tower (the world's tallest 
building!), and twenty-two supplementary 
dictionaries, including the Dictionary of
Americanisms, the Dictionary of Atomic Weights,
the Dictionary of Classical Abbreviations, the
Dictionary of Wireless Telegraphy, and the
Dictionary of Lawn Tennis, among other fine
and invaluable references.  including, as a
matter of fact, a Dictionary of Words of Like
and Opposite Meanings, which is small but
still more useful than the abovementioned
Roget's II.

oh, and if you spot a copy of the Ilustrated
Textbook of Cancers of the Genitals, please
contact me immediately.  i was without funds
the last time i encountered one.  (i do NOT,
however, recommend looking inside within
six hours of a meal.)

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29248 rec.humor:28088
From: psg+@pitt.edu (Paul S Galvanek)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Date: 8 Sep 92 16:43:22 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

In article <1992Sep8.124519.18257@gdr.bath.ac.uk> ccspjs@gdr.bath.ac.uk (Pete J Suters) writes:
>>>>>	Isn't it convenient for the guest actors that all the alien life
>>>>>forms that have speaking roles (this excludes tribles, etc) are humanoid
>>>>>with 1 mouth, two eyes, and a nose?  They also all have human hands.  Does
>>>>>this mean that humanoid is the perfect life form, or is this just a nice
>>>>>plot device, like Jorde's (sp?) shades/ visor?

Convenient and interesting yes but, I always thought it was more curious that
so many of the female aliens have exactly the genitalia needed so that Captians
Kirk and Picard as well as Riker can have a steady stream of strange stuff.

"captian, I know a bar on Blozme 9 where the women can suck a steel bearing
 through a titanium cooling tube" 

 PSG
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: The Journal of Soloman Norman
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 00:21:20 GMT

:1701 PDT, 14 Sep 92:

Another yellowhead today.  Name: Boswell P. Turnpike.  Sanbourn found
him out in the Richmond trying to crawl into a city sump pump.  Jess.
has him under observation.  Hope he can shed some light on C.T.'s
latest.

I'm staking out the Pacific Union Club tonight.  Maybe, if I'm lucky,
our mysterious Mr. X will pay the club a visit while I'm on watch.


:1937 PDT, 14 Sep 92:

Good vietnamese food: I forget the name. Broadway and Columbus.  Damn
hard to get meat loaf like that for less than five bucks.


:0351 PDT, 15 Sep 92:

No luck.  Same school of fish as always.  They show up around 8:00 PM
at Grace Cathedral for some wine and crackers, stay there for about an
hour and a half.  Then, they swagger across the street to the Masonic
Hall for a couple hours of cheap beer, bagels and cream cheese, fat
cigars and sexual harassment.  Finally, they stagger down the block
just before midnight for a pint of blood and the virgin sacrifice at
the Union Club, and stay 'til two or three whooping it up like Yale
undergrads.

No Mr. X, though -- for which I was supremely disappointed.  This guy
is starting to really get into my shorts.

Remember to check Interpol's latest release.  Hunch that Mr. X may be
French.

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

"there's a lot going on that you miss. nothing soft about THESE
machines. mean, timeless, mean, purposeful, crammed with meaning."
                                                  -- Andrew Palfreyman
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: please continue
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 03:16:37 GMT


the fluorescent lights continue their insidious buzzing, programming us all to
bend our spoons into alien shapes.  The growing pile of spoon-sculptures was
now higher than the coffee table, and empty Equal packets were strewn around
in a manner that appeared to follow some ancient, but recognizable pattern.
She burbled in her vat.  This had all been Her plan from the start, ever since

---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"What have I done to piss the gods off?"  ---Terence Trent D'Arby
Current Album--The Rainmakers:The Good News And The Bad News
Current Read--John Updike:Rabbit, Run
Organization: An unrecognizable melange of broken bones and caramel candy
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 15:10:58 EDT
From: AXM113@psuvm.psu.edu (Kzin borrowing an account at Uncle Stalin's)
Keywords:  Jellaline-flavored Mescal-O
Summary:  Autumnal:  Wintery:  Springlike:  Seasoning.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: You know that quote of Mark Twain's?


They said I was dead.

They were right.

(Goodness, what an open target for flamers.)

Before you flame, ask an oldbie.  I remember Reagan's presidency.  The Greg-
Has-Committed-Suicide, Diary-of-a-Net-Suicide days.  The days of milk and
napalm.

I'll be wandering back into hibernation for another couple of years.

(More flamer bait.  Jeez.)

--------
Kzin at Uncle Stalin's All-Night Grill and Comintern, Ltd.
"Many people would learn to be stand-up comics to avoid God's wrath."
(Don't send mail to this account.  The natives will just eat it.)
                     kzin@vaporware.SprungCorp.gov
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sam@rmtc.Central.Sun.COM (Sam Falkner)
Subject: cheech and chong explained
Keywords: drugs cheech chong
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 16:22:41 GMT

drugs + poor people = humor

- sam
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From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Rictus Hep surfs a tsunami
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 08:17:06 GMT
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
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  "Apres moi, le deluge."

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