HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: chore@neumann.une.edu.au (Prince Of Darkness,Smiling in,Silent,Lucidity)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Ever thought ...
Date: 15 Oct 92 07:14:16 GMT
Reply-To: chore@neumann.une.edu.au
Originator: chore@neumann.une.edu.au

From article <dnichols.15@engr.latech.edu>, by dnichols@engr.latech.edu (Dennis Nichols):
> Ever Thought what it would be like if COWS were the dominate species on
> Earth ?
> 
> 
> 	--- things to make you go Hmmmmmm ---
> 


Shouldn't that be  : 

 	--- things that make you go Moooooo ---


Ha Ha, sorry, but sombody had to do it :)

-Chris
From: ballerup@diku.dk (Per Goetterup)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE
Date: 16 Oct 92 12:43:54 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, U of Copenhagen

JMK134@psuvm.psu.edu writes:

=>OK, I'll bite.  What's the green golf ball joke?

=>Jeff

It's the worst joke you've ever encountered!!!

The absolute UseNet classic!!!

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From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 01:15:41 GMT

>> I'm surprised that no one has mentioned this yet, but one of the
>> funniest things about Americans is their system of measurement!
>> 
>> 16 ounces = 1 pound (where did the abbrev "lb" come from, anyway?)
>
>It comes from ze Fransh (or latin or something)---> livre(s). meaning  
>pound.
>
Ah, zat is not correct you smeller of dirty mens underware, eet comes from
ze latin for scales, libra.

Pouf de la zatepathique



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From: horntho@eng.auburn.edu (Thomas J. Horn)
Subject: Re: Fanning the Flames of Hate
Reply-To: horntho@eng.auburn.edu
Organization: Auburn University Engineering
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 03:26:02 GMT

In article 2492@leland.Stanford.EDU, anonymous () writes:
> In article <1aig23INN6n2@roche.csl.sri.com> boucher@csl.sri.com (Peter K.  
> Boucher) writes:
> > In article <1992Oct1.183434.11252@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu>,  
> davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi) writes:
> > |> In article 1996@newstand.syr.edu, hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)  
> writes:
> > |> >
> >>>Cascades are stupid (don't you dare).
> >> I am not wearing any underware...
> > Dan-Quayle-level spelling, but do you care?
> I've seen this before, I don't know where.
Was it the "Tortoise and the Hare?"




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From: cobra@coyote.datalog.com (Ken Thompson)
Subject: Re: --> WANTED: Scottish ballad (and jokes)
Organization: Datalog Consulting, Tucson, AZ
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 14:31:50 GMT

jcoper@ccu.umanitoba.ca (D. Joseph Creighton) writes:

> I am looking for a Scottish ballad I heard some time ago.  Someone told
> me that it was on a radio hurmor program "Doctor Demento."  The ballad's
> first verse was (paraphrased from memory):
> 
> A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair,
> And one could tell by the way he walked
> That he drunk more than his share.
> He stumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet,
> Then he tumbled off into the grass
> To sleep beside the street.
> 

 
"The Scotsman" was performed & written by Bryan Bowers, and can be found, 
among other places, I assume, on the two CD-set of "Dr. Demento's 20th 
Anniversary Collection", on Rhino Records...the CD number is R2 70743.
 
Actually, the writing of the song is mis-attributed; writing atribution goes 
to Mike Cross, a folk singer in the New York area.

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From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Transcript of Last Night's VP Debate
Date: 15 Oct 92 14:37:49 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1992Oct15.041204.12628@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, cm007b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Dr. Ski) writes:
|> 
|> Pretty funny...the sad thing is that one of these three wil be our VP.
|> 

That's OK, As Vice-President they will not have any power.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: .sig file
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 13:28:39 GMT

rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:

>tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ) writes:
>>Hi. This is not really an r.h matter, but I'll post it here anyway since this
>>is where I am having th problem.  The net seems to to cut off the last 2 lines
>>of my .sig file. It should be this:

>You do realize that every time you post, people on alt.fan.warlord are
>making fun of you?

Well, not _every_ time.  But most times, yeah.
So many frosh, so little time...  (Semi official motto of alt.fan.warlord)

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"I need that trephination stuff like I need another hole in the head"
    --  Kim L. Greer in alt.folklore.urban
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bmarcum@world.std.com (Bill Marcum)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 07:32:36 GMT

In article <28258@nntp_server.ems.cdc.com> you@ems.cdc.com writes:
>|> 
>|> The only truly useful form of Macintosh keeps one dry in foul weather, it's true
>                                                            ^^^^
>
>Is this a chicken joke!!
It would be if he/she had spelled it 'fowl'.


Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: daz@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (David A. Z.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
Date: 14 Oct 92 02:42:03 GMT
Organization: /etc/organization

In article <qHF8RB1w164w@jab.tucson.az.us> cobra@jab.tucson.az.us (Cobra) writes:
>tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ) writes:
>> >>>Could someone e-mail me that 5,000-guestion version ???
) 
)Here 'tis...the SuperDeluxe 100,000 question Purity Test...Good Luck!
) 
)100,000 Question Purity Test - 921005 Revision (-) by Cobra
)-----------------------------------------------------------
) 
)Question #1:  Have you had sex with any living (or dead) creature in any 
)known (or unknown) configuration?
) 
)Question #2 thru #99,999: Any variation on the theme "Are you sure?"
) 
)Question #3: Do you know how to score yourself on this test?
)
	Hey!  Is this some kind of dumb mockery of a purity test or
something?   I just noticed that there were two questions 3's, and
no question 100,000.   Or are you trying to insult our intelegence or
something?
From: dgreen@jarthur.claremont.edu (David Green)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Classic IBM
Date: 8 Oct 92 20:06:30 GMT
Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA 91711

In article <1992Oct08.184419.10445@brtph560.bnr.ca> baptiste@bnr.ca (Michael Baptiste P275) writes:
->One of the guys in my department sent this to me, and I figured it would
->bring a few laughs.

[Mouse ball memo deleted]


Agggggggggggggh, it's back...
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From: chorley@vms.ocom.okstate.edu
Subject: Re: Pleading Irishman
Organization: OSU College of Osteopathic Medicine
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 21:04:07 GMT

In article <1992Oct12.193439.49759@ccvax.ucd.ie>, eengsoc@ccvax.ucd.ie writes:
> 	I'm new at this thing and I know I've probably stuck this in the wrong
> section but I'll get I've a few questions which I want answered. There must be
> somebody out there who can help me!
> 1. Any interesting FTP sites where I can get 	a) games
> 						b) elec engineering software
> 						c) maths software
> 
> 2. Find me a woman to bring to the Engineer's  Ball in Dublin 
> 
> 3. Any parties in Dublin (hopefully in the South-Side).
	
	If she goes with you to the engineer's ball in Dublin, perhaps you 
could interest her in the engineer's other ball?

"Caw" said the crow, "Balls" said the Milligan  :-Puckoon T.A. Milligan
From: okes@essex.ac.uk (Oke S)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: .sig file
Date: 8 Oct 92 12:09:26 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Essex, UK.
In-reply-to: rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com's message of 8 Oct 92 07:53:37 GMT

In article <rdippold.718530817@qualcom> rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
| tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ) writes:
| >Hi. This is not really an r.h matter, but I'll post it here anyway since this
| >is where I am having th problem.  The net seems to to cut off the last 2 lines
| >of my .sig file. It should be this:
| > [9 line sig]
| >The net is cutting of my last 2 lines. Anyone have any suggestions?
|
| You do realize that every time you post, people on alt.fan.warlord are
| making fun of you?

Yes, in fact I have just read a posting from someone taking the piss out of
your posting starting this thread.

If you really must have such a sig, may I suggest you manually include it in
each posting and change the name from .signature to something else so that we
don't see 2 copies of it each time.

Simon, proud owner of the world's first shareware signature.

--
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From: bzb47596@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Phaedrus)
Subject: Re: Bumpersticker
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 00:56:47 GMT

tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ) writes:

>In article <2609@tymix.Tymnet.COM>, filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit) writes:
>>Seen in Tacoma Park, MD:
>>
>>Pot is a herb.
>>Bush is a dope.
>>
>Another bumper sticker:

>PICKARD/RIKER IN 92


I saw one that was:  PICARD/RIKER `92: MAKE IT SO!

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fisher@sc2a.unige.ch
Subject: Re: smilies
Organization: University of Geneva, Switzerland
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 14:54:35 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.175105.2400@brandonu.ca>, $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns) writes:
> In article <25SEP199217000976@erich.triumf.ca>, music@erich.triumf.ca (FRED W. BACH) writes:
>>    The CBC says these are now called "emoticons" which is a short form
>>  of "emotion-evoking icons"  I think.  
>> 
>>    What does the net think about the word "emoticon" ?
> 
> I personally find emoticon hard to pronounce. Smilies is a much more plesent
> word, and it seems easier to type. And smilies is really what the :)'s are,
> smilies! :)

In France, the "Academie Francaise" (our normative organ :-) tried several
times to "invent" the "point d'ironie" - a puncutation mark made of a grain
of salt, would would say...  The problem was (and is) that the "points de
suspension" - or dots: "..." - were used to mark *three* grains of salt,
which was considered offensively confusing to average readers... (or should
that be "readers :-)"?).

It will be a great pleasure for us all when the "Academie Francaise" will
formally accept the smiley as the long sought for "point d'ironie", so
typical of the french language and culture - scheduled for around 2300
or so, because at that time it will be evident that the smiley is just
a graphical distortion of the famous "..." - the somewhat misleading to
foreigners but so subtle and rich of meaning "point d'ironie francais"!

In the meantime, long live the smiley :)

Markus Fischer, Geneva CH
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: <None>
Date: 8 Oct 92 23:48:25 GMT
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Kevin D. Quitt (kdq@quest.UUCP) wrote:
: u081f304@astro.ocis.temple.edu (cis081 sec101 fall92) writes:
: 
: > Neil Enns ($ennsnr@brandonu.ca) wrote:
: > : In article <1992Sep25.184520.3169@Princeton.EDU>, zhuz@flower.Princeton.EDU
: > : > Anyone has jokes about statistics or statisticians?  Please share them wi
: > : > me!  I will appreciate a lot and post all the good ones.
: > : 
: > : Taken from someone's .sig: 97.3% of all statistics are made up.

3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.

Cheers
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From: rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: Hail Caesar!
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 19:38:45 GMT

dsbb@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (D. SPENCER BEECHER) writes:
>Vidi, Vici, Veni...
>I saw, I conquered, I came....

Veni, V.D., Vici

I came, I sored, I cankered.
-- 
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking
surface attached to the end of a long stick. -- Jack Handey
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: "doug powless" <doug.powless@canrem.com>
Subject: thoughts
Reply-To: "doug powless" <doug.powless@canrem.com>
Organization: Canada Remote Systems
Distribution: rec
Date: 13 Oct 92 00:41:47 EST

            Boomshanka wrote 
 

What do you mean by 'computer crap'?

What do you think that thing is in front of you letting you read news?
An abacus?

 

        Your point is made.  However, the original point hasn't been
        addressed:

        What's this doing in rec.humor?
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: prener@watson.ibm.com (Dan Prener)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 07:44:46 GMT
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM
	<1992Oct6.235007.27846@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>
	<1992Oct7.032335.3176@wam.umd.edu> <1992Oct8.012115.617@rp.CSIRO.AU>
	<10559@uqcspe.cs.uq.oz.au>
Organization: IBM T.J. Watson Research Center, Hawthorne, New York
Followup-To: rec.humor

In article <10559@uqcspe.cs.uq.oz.au> grue@cs.uq.oz.au (Pauli Dale) writes:


>pjordan@rp.CSIRO.AU (Patrick Jordan) writes:

>>No, REAL men reject keyboards and just use a soldering iron and wire cutters.

>What are wire cutters for?

To turn off the soldering iron, of course.
--
                                   Dan Prener (prener@watson.ibm.com)
From: Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: --> WANTED: Scottish ballad (and jokes)
Date: 11 Oct 92 20:57:11 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Distribution: world

Q.      How was copper wire invented?
A.      Two Scotsmen fighting over a penny!
From: avg@rodan.UU.NET (Vadim Antonov)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 14 Oct 1992 13:55:44 -0400
Organization: Berkeley Software Design
NNTP-Posting-Host: rodan.uu.net

In article <1992Oct8.173208.13667@cs.uow.edu.au> u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au (Richard Barry Ling) writes:
)ftit@hamburg.engin.umich.edu (Sergej Roytman) writes:
)> bena@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Ben Aveling) writes:
)> | Joe Leger (monalisa@wam.umd.edu) wrote:
)> | : 
)> | : Real men _type_ in commands they
)> | : want to use.........
)
)> | REAL men hard-wire it.
)
)> REAL MEN ENTER IT BY TAPPING TWO WIRES TOGETHER.  IN ALL-CAPS.
)
)01011001 01100101 01110011 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100

Real programmers never waste 72 bits to encode an ASCII character.

--vadim
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jayu@owlnet.rice.edu (Jaydip Tilak Vashi)
Subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons to Date an Engineer
Organization: Rice University
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 06:22:21 GMT

In article <Oct07.235115.73732@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU>, gregk@longs.LANCE.ColoState.Edu (Gregory Krueger) writes:
|> Greetings!
|> 	A long time ago, I saw this list (Top 10 reasons to date an engineer).
|> Unfortunately, I seem to have lost my copy of it.  If anyone has it, could
|> you please mail it to me?  Thanks, I really appreciate it!
|> 
|> Greg "Freddy" Krueger
|> 
|> (Insert your least favorite sig here)


Me too!!!!


jay "no sig file" vashi
From: rthoff@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Rudolph van't Hoff)
Subject: Re: DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE !!
Organization: University of Tasmania at Launceston
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 92 05:37:55 GMT

In article <Bw23FM.J3M@dcs.ed.ac.uk>, la@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Lewis Alderton) writes:
>
>In article <190390001@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com>, guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde) writes:
>> |            Just a response to the request for dyslexic jokes.
>> Hi, I'm lsydexic.
>Does that mean you can't spill ??
>
Did you know that D.N.A stands for 'National Dyslexic's Association'?


Ha!

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Subject: Re: .sig file
From: $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns)
Date: 9 Oct 92 10:46:14 CST
Organization: Brandon University

In article <2AD3774D.26FE@deneva.sdd.trw.com>, hart@dicktracey (James A. Hart) writes:
> tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ) writes:
> : The net is cutting of my last 2 lines. Anyone have any suggestions?
> :     -TMA
> : -- 
> Try a .sig that doesn't waste so much bandwidth! 8-).
> --
> Name:        Jim Hart    N6JSS
> InterNet:    hart@donald.etdesg.TRW.COM 
>                          I'd rather be LANDSAILING!

LONG LIVE LONG .SIGS!!!

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From: tilden@sam.ksu.ksu.edu (Jeffery A Bohning)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: The Admira VP
Date: 14 Oct 1992 12:35:10 -0500
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: sam.ksu.ksu.edu


	Is it just me, or does the admiral VP candidate look like Donahue
at age 95?

Just curious,

Jeff Bohning

--"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are." -Buckaroo Banzaii--
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Reply-To: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 20:14:07 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.103215.23012@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> bena@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Ben Aveling) writes:
>Joe Leger (monalisa@wam.umd.edu) wrote:
>: 
>: Real men _type_ in commands they
>: want to use.........
>
>REAL men hard-wire it.
>
>Ben

Real men do it in their heads.  Hardware to confirm their thought patterns
is only done by girly types.

cjl

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aphelps@vicstoy.UUCP (Austin Phelps)
Subject: Re: The Search for Graphics
Organization: vicstoy: Public Access Unix, Orlando, FL
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 06:37:27 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.223447.492@ramsey.cs.laurentian.ca> hatcher@ramsey.cs.laurentian.ca (Donald L.C. Blewett) writes:
>Hi, the other day my friends and I downloaded some really cool graphics of a
>Skull and CrossBones and another interesting guy.  I would really like to 
>get some more, in particular graphics concerned with STAR WARS or STAR TREK
>(you know, like Darth Vader's face, or the Starship Enterprise (either one,
>I'm not fussy.)) If you have any, either post them here, or mail them to
>me at :
>     
>           hatcher@ramsey.cs.laurentian.ca          
>
>   Thanks, I really appreciate it.
>  
>                                                 Hatcher.      
>Captain Picard: Worf, Sweep the area.
>Worf: Aye Sir.
>  (Worf whips out a broom and starts sweeping.)
>

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               \__________-          =========================================
                                            ___`---..._______...---'___
				           (___)      _|_|_|_      (___)
			                     \\____.-'_.---._`-.____//
			                       ~~~~`.__`---'__.'~~~~
                                                       `~~~'

I used this once as a sig so good luck seperating the two Enterprise (need
a good text editor).


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