From: davidson@ccrs.emr.ca (David Davidson)
Subject: Re: Christians are not Christians.
Keywords: Mormon, LDS, Christian
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 10:43:37 GMT

In article <5OCT199214542776@acad3.alaska.edu> ksjwr@acad3.alaska.edu (REDELSS JOHN W) writes:
>To all foaming-at-the-mouth Mormon haters (You know who you are):
>
>Give me a break!  Do you really think God wants us fighting about Jesus?  This
>sounds more like something Satan would want us to do.  Listen to yourselves:
>	"You're not a Christian!  You're not a Christian!  Neener, neener,
>neener.  You're not a Christian!
	ThANK FUCKING GOD I'M NOT CHRISTIAN!!!

>Repent, or Jesus will be unhappy with you.
	Gee, what an uptight FAG!
	
>So what if the Mormons are making an honest mistake?  Doesn't Jesus love them
>too?  If so, won't he straighten them out bye and bye?  How do we serve Him by
>fighting among ourselves?
I aam totaly sure that when  God is not too busy causing pestilence and plaugues
and wars, that he will get around to putting bats up you night-dress or 
caausing your penises to shrivel. Look at least the Mormons keep a 
years supply of Campbell spoup in their  baseements. Fuck, I better be
caareful, not only do they own Salt-lake city, I can just imagine
these love angles showing up on my doorstep and breaking my legs.

>I am a Mormon that converted from the Baptist faith over thirty years ago.  I
>became a Mormon because I honestly believe that Jesus visited Joseph Smith in
>New York state when Joseph was fourteen years of age.  Sure, he may have been
>lying.  He may have been crazy.  He may have received a Satanic vision.  But I
>honestly don't think so.  I think he saw the Father and the Son and spoke to
>them.
	ME ME ME ME ME ME ... MY TURN!  I had a Satanic vision .. it was
	the BEST fuck I ever had!  WOW!  The father and the son spoke to
	him alright ... that's called schizophrenia!  WOW!  You people
	are desperate for attention!  Why don't you try a singles club??
	Try tit-fucking ... it did WONDERS for ME!!!

>In the New Testament the Savior says that to follow him, you have to follow
>whom he has sent.  Well he has sent Joseph Smith.  If we don't follow Joseph
>Smith, we aren't willing to follow the Savior.  If we refuse to follow the
>Savior, then we are not Christian.  Christians are the followers of Jesus
>Christ

I can undersatand you sheep following something. That  is allof our rambling,
there is one grain of sence, and this is what we are really playing with,
is why cannot not you find life enough? Why do you have to follow something.
There have always been throughout history a group of people who readily
line-up behind some leader. I can think of a dozen difffernet names,
including Hitler, and you blinly follow them. just look at the sheep who
came to the slaughter of Jim Jones. For Christs sake, jesus wept. Your
ordinary pathetic lives are enough, you dont need to cling to some 
super-natural being to get by. Rely on your selvess. 

Fuck, I am speaking to the mindless, and I am wasting my time, i have better
things to do, namely puking.

>
>Mormons are the only Christians in the world because only they are following
>the man, Joseph Smith, whom Jesus sent.  If a man who lived in the days of
>Peter, James and John had refused to follow Peter, James or John would he have
>been a true follower of Jesus?  I think not.  
	NO ... he would have been free of the fetters of that peurile
	religious clap-trap.  FUCK!  Get with it .... WHEN has religion 
	EVER solved any problems .. The crusades .. witch burnings  ...
	environmental degradation ... democrats or conservative politicians
	... country and western music ... EVIL!!!!!!!!!!

>We cannot reject those Jesus has sent to us and claim to be His followers, that
>is, Christians.
	Why not ... he FUCKED up ... why the fuck should WE pay for his
	sins ... I didn't do NOTHING!!!!
>
>Do you actually know for a fact that Joseph Smith did NOT speak to the Father
>and the Son?  Do you know for a fact that Joseph Smith was a fraud or a
>lunatic?  What if you're wrong?
	Actually, *I* spoke with the father and he told me that Mormons
	are pansies and Hitler should have been more thourough!!
Ya, ya herr James, morons are the ones Hitler forgot. 

B

>Sure you have the Bible, but so do we.  How can you be certain that you don't
>misunderstand it?  Are you sure you understand it completely?
Jesus Chriust, Listen the "bible" has been rewriten so many times that it 
bears no relation to the first document. And even then, I mean whats the point.
I  honenstly want to know what is it you find so unfullfilling that you
have to cling tio some myth.
I lye, actually I could no t give a damn. Seriuosly, I have to pass out noiw,
ad so does james, but look at your selves, burn your TVv, give up religion,
believe in yourselves.

>So, stop fighting about Jesus!  He doesn't like it.  He wants us to love one
>another.  If our mistakes are honest mistakes, He will give us additional light
>and truth bye and bye.  I really believe this with all my heart.

Damn!, look just get on with lifee,  for christs saake masterbate oir
something!!!! 

	Last thing ... I have a scrotum that is in DESPERATE
	need of a good licking .. MORMONS seem to be the most
	likely candidates!  Eat me!

	Jesus tastes better with a nice BBQ sauce slathered over
	hios crisped body.

	I can love my fellow man, but I'll be DAMNED if I love YOURS!

M
wow, I am sorry, my friend went nuts. i was just joking. You know they way
a teenager jokes, well I  didnot mean for this   to get out of hand. 
I mean the whole God thing. So, every know anf then his attention lapses,
and a hurricane whipes out an entire comminity, but he is really BIG. I mean
huge. Gosh, we aree all so impressed down here. SO could you please ease
up on the pestilence and I promisee that we  will feed your ego. 



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