HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Thursday, 13 Aug 1992 09:39:52 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Esther, Diana Limerick


In article <yRJePB2w164w@opus.mcds.com>, speers@opus.mcds.com (Daniel E. Speers)
says:
>
><MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
>
>> -- Sal "Saviour of Breakfast" Desinao
>
>
>  My Breakfast be SAVED!  Oh LORD the god of cereals my master!
>  Praise to the my god who hath saved my flakes of corn from
> thy sin of soggy-ness.s.
>
>-- And Now. --
>
>   Perhaps we should move this to: alt.rec.religion.breakfast.gods
>
Just a note of explanation:


========================================================================
Salvatore "Saviour of Breakfast" Desiano       |
  |                                |           | Just think of this
  V                                V           | over your morning oats,
 From "Saviour",                Or "Desayuno", | If it weren't for me,
 Meaning                          Meaning      | There'd be no toast!
 "Salvation"                     "Breakfast"   |

                  The Saviour of Breakfast, Away!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 02:18:57 GMT

>>>>>>IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, IM GOING TO START THE WORST CASCADE EVER.
>>>>>WHILE EATING THIS SLOP, I SEWED THE FIRST BROCADE BEAVER.
>>>>BILE FITTING RIG STOP, LIE SPEWED THIRST LIVER !!!!
>>>IF YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE, AT LEAST DELIVER...
>>WHO MAY I ATTRIBUTE TO THIS BEASTLY SLIVER?
>TO SPAY A LUTE IN A GREASY RIVER
OLD MAN RIVER, SWANEE RIVER, YELLOW RIVER, WAYNE NEWTON RIVER

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: anton@gagme.chi.il.us (Andrzej Borowiec)
Subject: Re: poleax choke
Originator: anton@gagme
Organization: Gagme Public Access UNIX, Chicago, Illinois.
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 21:42:30 GMT

In article <1992Aug18.224133.27960@osf.org> oaf@serverx.osf.org (Oded Feingold) writes:
>U guys ben had.  Andrzeczhw Brzezanowicjz (I think that's the right
                  ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You almost got my name right. Very good....
Let me help you a little.
Me first name is: A - n - d - r - z - e - j
My last name is: B - o - r - o - w - i - e - c
Now, you don't have to copy dashes and spaces.

>spelling), complains that you do NOT cross-post, you apologize for
>posting in the first place.  Wot wimps, wot non-understanders.

Joke deleted.
I have to give you the credit here. That *was* a good joke.
Especially considering the fact that only a real moron would
ask for any *ethnic* food in American hardware store.  

>Still and all, there are some things about certain nationalities you
>can point out - what other country creates someone best described as
>Zbigniew Buttinsky?  (I mean, besides the US...)

Without trying to dispute your example, I think every country
in the world might have created *one* person like that.

>
>OBservation:  Se~nor, the bull does not always lose.  [Not LOOSE!]

On the other hand....
From: ejhupper@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu (Eric Huppertz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: You're Sooo Ugly Jokes
Date: 22 Aug 92 00:01:35 GMT
Organization: Illinois State University


I could stick yo' head in some dough, and make me some go-RILLA cookies!

I could put a piece of tracin' paper over yo' head, and draw me
a MOOSE face!

		-Fred G. Sanford

(c)1992 Wild Bill's Taco Stand, Unix Debugging and Tuxedo Rental
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+ ejhupper@ilstu.edu |  the usual   | MYSELF into your .sig!!  Mwa ha ha... +
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From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: please help me name my machine
Date: 13 Aug 92 16:48:29 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <1992Aug10.154759.370@awdprime.austin.ibm.com>, lisa writes:
> 
> We get to name our machines at work here, and I am 
> in desperate need of a new machine name in a hurry!  
> Can you help me?  
> 
> I've come up with itchy, scratchy, krusty (all from 
> the Simpsons in case u were wondering), elvis, 
> thefarside, oohbaby, whoababy, woobaby (stolen from 
> the net), ohbaby, themall, thelake, thebeach, and 
> thegap, but none of these is all that great, or 
> appropriate for work....please please help me, it 
> just needs to be somewhat clean, you know, suitable 
> for the workplace.
> 

Here are few names already in use:

	batman		(IBM)
	hal		(MIT)
	purplehaze	(Sun Microsystems)
	yoyo		(Monash Uni)
	gondwana	(Uni of Melbourne)
	madhaus		(Uni of Toronto)

This should give some ideas.

How about danquayle  (not a serious suggestion)
 

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: john@makesys.com (John Turman)
Subject: Re: American Joke
Organization: Make Systems, Inc.
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 21:40:36 GMT

In article <1992Aug11.153917.12305@spider.co.uk> andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:
>In article <1992Aug10.161738.7619@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:
>>andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:
>>
>>>Oh no, this looks like the re-emergance of the UK-US flame war. Just don't
>>>retaliate by saying that the Americans got their arses kicked in Vietnam, that
>>>always riles someone !
>>
>>What ever you do - don't mention that it's really hard to tell most of the
>>royal family apart from thier horses, or that american beer is the most god
>>awful piss water in the world.
>>
>
>Saying all the American presidants, both living and dead, are/were retarded is
>also a no no.....       ^^^^^^^^^^

Especially when you spell it like that. Yuk yuk yuk...

>
>-- 
>|       Andy Cannon         | Needs must,                          | 
>|  Misplaced Yorkshireman   | when the Devil vomits in your Kettle |
>|    Spider Systems Ltd     |                                      |
>|   andrewc@spider.co.uk    |                    Edmund Blackadder |

John T.
-- 
My opinions only, if you don't like `em don't read `em. 
Hurricanes and Dolphins, my favorite weather phenomena and aquatic mammals, oh
and also my favorite football teams. And remember to always genuflect in Shula's
presence and to kiss his Super Bowl Rings. .........John "Dolphinatic" Turman
From: graeme@abekrd.co.uk (Graeme Griffiths)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Joke
Date: 19 Aug 92 12:00:32 GMT
Organization: Abekas Video Systems, Reading, UK.

In <1992Aug18.152330.13793@sco.COM> ruthc@sco.COM (no user serviceable parts inside) writes:


>I always liked the following:


>What is the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?



>the poor marksman SHOOTS but cannot HIT.


	Victor Lewis Smith had the following one on his radio show here a
few weeks back.


	What's the difference between a bad orchestra conductor and a pair
of Dr Scholl sandals?

	One bucks upt the feet.......

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|From: Graeme Griffiths             | "Well your jokes ain't funny,          |
|Abekas Video Systems,12 Portman Rd,|    and there's nothing you say,        |
|Reading,Berks,ENGLAND.             |      that I want to hear....."         |
|(0734)585421 x2247                 |                     Skid Row           |
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: osinski@chtm.eece.unm.edu (Marek Osinski)
Subject: Re: POLACK JOKES
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 92 00:04:20 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <1992Aug10.151300.2492@mdcbbs.com> hamling@mdcbbs.com (Griff Hamlin III) writes:
>|> In article <adxm+3j.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Raphine D. Calaora) writes:
>|> >
>|> >KNOW ANY GOOD POLACK JOKES???
>|> >PLEASE POST 'EM!!!
>|> >
>|> >I'M NEW TO THE NET.  IT'S GREAT!!!
>|> >
>|> >HOW DO YOU CONFUSE A POLACK?
>|> >PUT HIM IN A ROUND ROOM AND TELL HIM TO PEE IN THE CORNER!!!
>|> >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>|> >
>|> >SEE YA!!!
>|> 

Your posting in reply to the above request has made it to the Polish
culture discussion group. How do you think your jokes were received?
Perhaps, to give you a feel for that, you may wish to read the following
wondeful jokes:

Q: How do you get a hamlin on the roof?

A: Tell him drinks are on the house.


Q: Why don't hamlin farmers grow rabbits?

A: They plant them too deep.


Q: How do you get a one-armed hamlin out of a tree?

A: Wave


Q: How do you sink the hamlin navy?

A: Put it in water.


Q: Why don't they have ice cubes in hamlinland?

A: The inventor died and took the recipe with him.


Q: Why don't they have a hamlin ice hockey team?

A: They all drown during spring training.


>Griff Hamlin III
>(hamling@mdcbbs.com)

If you are tempted to tell ethnic jokes again, a way to avoid offensing
anybody is to put YFEG acronym (Your Favorite Ethnic Group) instead of
identifying that group.

Best regards,

Marek Osinski
From: rlosey@sdf.lonestar.org (Richard Losey)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Writing Checklist
Date: 22 Aug 92 03:32:35 GMT
Organization: sdf Public Access UNIX, Dallas--unrestricted free shell access

In article <2342@tymix.Tymnet.COM> filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM writes:
>12. A preposition is something you should never end a sentence with.

That is a rule up with which I will not put.   :-)

(Attributed to Winston Churchill)

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tony@jim.csc.ncsu.edu (TB)
Subject: Re: Hows this for a good Irish Joke ?
Organization: Jim.csc.ncsu.edu  - Daniels DECstation 3100
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 21:14:33 GMT
Rkkkeywords: 
	Damn... Just getting used to my f**king vi editor.

	Well, not so hot. Everybody who remotely *knows* an Irishman
(like, say, my papa) knows that they wouldn't hesitate. Hell no - they'd
floor it whether or not there were any cops around (like, say, my dad).

	J a T
	u   h
	s   o
	t   u
	    g
	    h
	    t
	    .
T
tony

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: viking@iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson)
Subject: Re: You're Sooo Ugly Jokes
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 07:33:07 GMT

	if the person is female:

"You're so ugly you could cook buck naked in a men's reformatory and
have no fear of sexual advances."


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rob@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Rob Chauncey)
Subject: Really horrible joke
Organization: Oberlin College Computer Science
Distribution: rec.humor
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 21:36:43 GMT
X-Posted-From: occs.cs.oberlin.edu
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

A PC-liberal-socialist-peace-corps type guy with an interest in music
decided to take mentally handicapped kids and form a choir out of
them.  He worked them hard, and they sang quite well.  After the first
concert, he was so happy, he gave each of them a six-pack of Coke and
a big package of ho-hos (programmer food).  

	Well, needless to say, their concerts got better and better,
as did the gifts that they got afterward.  Soon, they began to get
rather portly, and this was inhibiting their singing ability.

	The conductor realized that this had to stop.  So he took them
off the circuit, and played some small towns.  When they did well, he
would give each of them a diet soda and a piece of fruit.  All was
well and good.  

	Pretty soon, he decided to go back on the circuit.  He
headlined his newly-slimmed singers as....

<punchline follows>

The Moron Tab-and-Apple Choir!!!


:-]   <---This is you

:-D   <---This is you reading rec.humor

x_ /
x- \  <----Now you've read this joke.

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From: adrian@cs.hw.ac.uk (Adrian Hurt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ~~~~ BABIES, CONTAGIOUS & LOLLIPOPS ~~~~
Date: 18 Aug 92 09:22:21 GMT
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Heriot-Watt University, Scotland

In article <1992Aug12.165730.29137@evolving.com> rhw@evolving.com (Robert H. Wiebener) writes:
>In article <1992Aug11.130531.2855@apricot.co.uk> steve@apricot.co.uk (Steve Flavell) writes:
>>aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine) writes:
>>>What's a Lada?
>>
>>A Lada is a Russian car which is very outdated and is the butt of many jokes
>>here in the UK because it looks like a square box.
>As opposed to a round box?????

Yes.  A Citroen 2CV looks like a round box.

The Lada is the Fiat 124 built under license in Russia.  Maybe the Russians
wanted their cars to look Italian.

In Eastern Europe, or at least in the former East Germany, the Lada was
a luxury car!  The standard car was the Trabant, which was a square box -
I'm not sure what the body was made of (paper? fibre-glass?) but it was
not metal.

-- 
 "Keyboard?  How quaint!" - M. Scott

 Adrian Hurt			     |	JANET:  adrian@uk.ac.hw.cs
 UUCP: ..!uknet!cs.hw.ac.uk!adrian   |  ARPA:   adrian@cs.hw.ac.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: st1ns@rosie.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Subject: Re:  Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 06:26:00 GMT

In article <1992Aug16.001446.14291@mtu.edu>, kwfriber@mtu.edu (Kenberg Frieth) writes...
>In article <9208150401.AA07445@jetslag.cam.org> steve@jetslag.cam.org (Steve Perkins) writes:
>>>Guns don't kill people, bullets do. 
>>
>>That gun gets the bullets moving awfuly fast though...
>>
>Actually, its the burning gun powder that gets it going so fast.
> 
Actually, it's the pressure differential generated by the hot gases produced by the burning
gunpowder that gets it going so fast.

Nitpicking:  Not just a hobby, it's a way of life! 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: chroessl@essex.ecn.uoknor.edu (Sim Human)
Subject: Re: Famous Last Words
Organization: Engineering Computer Network, University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK, USA
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 17:26:46 GMT

(Two men cornered by a large, ugly, snarling dog)
"Let him sniff the back of your hand..."

(Instructor to class)
"I've decided to give a comprehensive final instead..."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: POLACK JOKES
From: hamling@mdcbbs.com (Griff Hamlin III)
Date: 18 Aug 92 09:42:28 PDT
Distribution: world
Organization: M&E (Division of EDS), Cypress CA

In article <596mcdm@lynx.unm.edu>, osinski@chtm.eece.unm.edu (Marek Osinski) writes:
|> In article <1992Aug10.151300.2492@mdcbbs.com> hamling@mdcbbs.com (Griff Hamlin III) writes:
|> >|> In article <adxm+3j.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Raphine D. Calaora) writes:
|> >|> >
|> >|> >KNOW ANY GOOD POLACK JOKES???
|> >|> >PLEASE POST 'EM!!!
|> >|> >
|> >|> >I'M NEW TO THE NET.  IT'S GREAT!!!
|> >|> >
|> >|> >HOW DO YOU CONFUSE A POLACK?
|> >|> >PUT HIM IN A ROUND ROOM AND TELL HIM TO PEE IN THE CORNER!!!
|> >|> >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
|> >|> >
|> >|> >SEE YA!!!
|> >|> 
|> 
|> Your posting in reply to the above request has made it to the Polish
|> culture discussion group. How do you think your jokes were received?
|> Perhaps, to give you a feel for that, you may wish to read the following
|> wondeful jokes:
|> 
|> Q: How do you get a hamlin on the roof?
|> 
|> A: Tell him drinks are on the house.
|> 
|> 
|> Q: Why don't hamlin farmers grow rabbits?
|> 
|> A: They plant them too deep.
|> 
|> 
|> Q: How do you get a one-armed hamlin out of a tree?
|> 
|> A: Wave
|> 
|> 
|> Q: How do you sink the hamlin navy?
|> 
|> A: Put it in water.
|> 
|> 
|> Q: Why don't they have ice cubes in hamlinland?
|> 
|> A: The inventor died and took the recipe with him.
|> 
|> 
|> Q: Why don't they have a hamlin ice hockey team?
|> 
|> A: They all drown during spring training.
|> 
|> 
|> >Griff Hamlin III
|> >(hamling@mdcbbs.com)
|> 
|> If you are tempted to tell ethnic jokes again, a way to avoid offensing
|> anybody is to put YFEG acronym (Your Favorite Ethnic Group) instead of
|> identifying that group.
|> 
|> Best regards,
|> 
|> Marek Osinski
|> 
|> 
Sorry to all those offended, but if you don't mind me saying so (and I'm sure
you do) aren't you people smart enough to tell that I intended these in
response to a request and that they are only meant to be read on rec.humor? If
they went to any other newsgroups, blaim xrn! Chew a valium, I have nothing
against Polish people, several of my best friends are Polish, and they enjoyed
the jokes!

Griff Hamlin  (where the hell is hamlinland?!)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tony@jim.csc.ncsu.edu (TB)
Subject: Re: Limerick's
Organization: Jim.csc.ncsu.edu  - Daniels DECstation 3100
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 21:07:00 GMT

	Her cunt in NC?
	How come (n.p.i) I missed that one?
From: pwf2@hpmwtd.sr.hp.com (Joe Ballantyne)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: WHOOPS!!
Date: 15 Aug 92 05:28:35 GMT
Organization: HP Santa Rosa Site (NMD MTA MWTD)

Whoops! Sorry folks,....Joke #209 got chopped in half by the Great Spirit
or something, so perhaps that was an omen to quit writing stereotypical
jokes about Native Americans,..
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: st1ns@rosie.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Subject: Re: Computer names
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 23:59:00 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.165330.3006@memstvx1.memst.edu>, nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu writes...
> 
>	A couple of years ago a friend of mine had two small 
>hard drives on his computer. He named one 'Frick' and the 
>other 'Frack'. I have heard the names before but do not for 
>the life of me know who or what they are/were. He does not 
>know the source either. They are always spoken together as a 
>pair - Frick and Frack.
>	The Public Library Information Center (LINC) could only 
>find a French movie with the title "Fric Frac". Fric is 
>supposedly slang for money. And Frac?? A friend seemed quite 
>positive they once were a comedic ice skating act with Ice 
>Capades or Holiday on Ice.
>	If anyone knows the source, please tell me.

I believe that your friend's recollections concerning Frick & Frack
in the Ice venue is correct.  It's been a very long time (like since
sometime back in the '60s) since I saw them, but that's where I seem
to recall the names were used.  Yes, they were clowns, with the usual
obClown tricks (exploding props, oversize everything, etc.) done on
ice skates.  One of them either died or retired, and the other went
on alone for quite a while afterwards if my memory hasn't suffered
terminal bit decay.  
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com (Mark Johnson)
Subject: seldom-seen VAX error messages
Reply-To: johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com
Organization: Motorola Wireless Enterprises, Schaumburg, IL
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 14:41:17 GMT

[lots of forwarding deleted]

From: diewald@tle.ENET.DEC.COM (I thought ESPN was the Telepathy Channel

I saw this in the HUMOR notes conference.  Type in these two
commands and see what happens...

$ WRITE SYS$OUTPUT F$MESSAGE(98378)
$ WRITE SYS$OUTPUT F$MESSAGE(98350)

To save you the trouble of typing it, here's what you get:

$ WRITE SYS$OUTPUT F$MESSAGE(98378)
%RMS-E-OK_RNF, nonexistent record successfully accessed
$ WRITE SYS$OUTPUT F$MESSAGE(98350)
%RMS-?-OK_RRL, record locked against read but read anyway

Maybe these will inspire some good error messages--overloading error
message enhancements, for example.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System)
Subject: Re: ~~~~ BABIES, CONTAGIOUS & LOLLIPOPS ~~~~
Reply-To: jota@iguana.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins)
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA, PORTUGAL.
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 16:22:16 GMT

A LADA is a car... made in... uh... ex-USSR. 
Its kinda ugly... and I'm glad my father choose not
to buy one.

J
From: kenneth@ducvax.auburn.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited...
Date: 22 Aug 92 23:40:27 GMT

In article <37080@sdcc12.ucsd.edu>, jhussain@cs.ucsd.edu (Jabir Hussain) writes:
> 
> |> >>Taxi Cab Drivers
> |> >>Prison Reform
> |> >>Government Subsidies
> |> >>Foriegn Imports
> |> >>Strip Mining
> |> >>System Manager
> |> >rec.humor.funny
> 
> Moderate Democrats

Moderate Republicans
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: liuxia@wam.umd.edu (liuxia)
Subject: Murphy's Law
Originator: liuxia@rac1.wam.umd.edu
Organization: University of Maryland at College Park
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 06:24:42 GMT

Could you please send me your collections of
Murphy's Law? I am trying to make a list out
of it! Thanks.

Liu Xia
(liuxia@wam.umd.edu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: ~~~~ BABIES, CONTAGIOUS & LOLLIPOPS ~~~~
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 02:49:06 GMT

>>>Oh well, who wants to live forever anyway?
>|Eat a good breakfast, everyday, and you shall live for a pretty
>|long time!
>
>Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse.
 Bull!!!
when I go I want it to be a mess.  When Im 80 or whatever Im going on an
overeating program for a year to get up to about 500 pounds of nice mushy
80 year old body, then Im going to jump out of a plane over a nice
crowded football game.  Man! when I go SPLAT on the 50 yard line even the
nosebleed seats will get COVERAGE Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, I will make shure that
I have not taken a dump for a few days to add to the splat factor.

That would be an amazing half time show !!! :-)

Ara 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aaronson@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (David Aaronson)
Subject: Re: Limerick (original)
Keywords: spleen
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 20:23:03 GMT

In article <1992Aug18.201930.11655@leland.Stanford.EDU> jalapeno@leland.Stanford.EDU (J. Bradley Materick) writes:
>
>Here's an original limerick I made up while sitting here vegging at work:
>
>A man met a woman Delores
>Whose crotch was covered with sores
>When she got laid
>His penis decayed
>And left him with no use for whores!
>
>
Gosh, they should pay you more!





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From: tmabthor@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Thomas M. Abthorpe)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American Joke
Date: 13 Aug 1992 12:41:39 GMT
Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada

In article <ukjp.713637588@mcl> ukjp@mcl.ucsb.edu (Kevin Phillips) writes:
>In <1992Aug11.153917.12305@spider.co.uk> andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:
>
>>>
>>>>Oh no, this looks like the re-emergance of the UK-US flame war. Just don't
>>>>retaliate by saying that the Americans got their arses kicked in Vietnam, that
>>>>always riles someone !

What about mentioning the War of 1812?
--
Thomas M. Abthorpe
tmabthor@Flash.LakeheadU.Ca 

Stupidity, like a virtue, is it's own reward!
From: pwf2@hpmwtd.sr.hp.com (Joe Ballantyne)
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 03:05:31 GMT
Subject: Re: Lyrics to Rodeo Song
Organization: HP Santa Rosa Site (NMD MTA MWTD)