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From: ensalada@cats.ucsc.edu (Kevin Charles Rubio)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: A Good Show (Actually a great show)
Date: 8 Nov 1992 02:44:18 GMT
Organization: University of California; Santa Cruz
Reply-To: keeper@deeptht.armory.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: si.ucsc.edu


In article <1992Nov7.161008.18672@hellgate.utah.edu> lchoqu%asylum.cs.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Lee Choquette) writes:
>BTW, when I called KUED to ask them if they were going to show all four series
>of Black Adder, they said they hoped to, but that one of the episodes (they
>didn't know which one) was tied up in some sort of legal action in the UK.
>Does anyone out there know anything about this legal action?

The episode is the third episode of "Blackadder The Third," titled
`Nob and Nobility'.  The legal business (as far as I know, it's
finished -- the episode is never aired anywhere ever again) is over
the use of the character The Scarlet Pimpernel.

This doesn't stop television stations from buying and airing the
remaining five episodes, though.

The episode is available in the U.S. on the first BA3 videotape.
A transcription of it is available from me or the ftp site (though
I don't know if the ftp site has the latest revision I've made).
(No, I don't remember where the ftp site is.)

Of course, there are other Blackadder or Blackaddery things that
don't get aired in certain areas, or not at all in the U.S.
I've made transcriptions of those as well.

--
Email replies must be sent to keeper@deeptht.armory.com
From: pugh@pico.math.ucla.edu (David Pugh)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: Hot Metal??? Has anybody seen it?
Keywords: hilarious
Date: 9 Nov 92 21:10:46 GMT
Organization: UCLA Mathematics Department

In article <tjk5.24.721331230@po.cwru.edu> tjk5@po.cwru.edu (Timothy Kordas) writes:
>Several years ago KTEH (in San Jose, CA-USA) broadcast a show about
>a fleet street rag---Has anybody else seen it?
>
>
>IS IT AVAILABLE IN THE US ON VHS (NTSC) ???
>
>
'fraid I dunno

I saw some episodes in England. Is that the one with Robert Hardy from
All Creatures Great and small fame ?

>
>BTW: The other day I saw a Videotape version of the Shakespeare play
>_Twelfth Night_ starring Felicity Kendall (from Good Neighbors)--she
>was pretty good (although when she first came on her voice was MUCH too
>like her Good Neighbors character) has she been in anything else
>I should know about??
>
Felicity Kendall did another comedy called 'Solo' which I didn't think
was very good. She has done quite a lot of Shakespeare I believe. Is
Good Neighbors a 'Merkun translation of 'The Good Life' ??

Many men in England went crazy over Felicity Kendall and still do no
doubt.

David
From: G.M.Humpage@bradford.ac.uk (Guy.Humpage)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Rowan Atkinson
Date: 9 Nov 92 13:03:08 GMT
Organization: University of Bradford, UK
Originator: 91711882@ccw320

Fans of Rowan Atkinson may like to know that he now has his own column in CAR
magazine.  Having been a contributor to the magazine for a few years, he now
has a page of his own.  The December issue of the magazine will be out this
Thursday (12th Nov).

Guy

-- 
Guy Humpage,               | By 4200rpm, the secondaries open up on the Holley  
University of Bradford,    | and you get a dash of additional wallop, this car  
West Yorkshire, England.   | sounds like farting in the bath. 
G.M.Humpage@Bradford.ac.uk | - Russell Bulgin, CAR Magazine, on the AC Cobra.
From: bohm@acsu.buffalo.edu (Eric "Gothmog" Bohm)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: Is Blackadder still on Comedy Central?
Date: 12 Nov 92 14:32:20 GMT
Organization: State University of New York at Buffalo/Comp Sci

In article <1992Nov11.215354.24522@wam.umd.edu> kaurs@next09wor.wam.umd.edu (Sharanjit Kaur) writes:
>
>Hey, 
>  I was wondering if Blackadder's still on Comedy Central. I went away  
>during the summer and set my VCR on Saturday 1am but when I got back I got  
>a lot of useless Mystery Science Theatre instead - so I haven't got the  
>entire season of Blackadder Goes Forth and am very upset about it. Please  
>console.
>-Sharan Kaur

Yes it is back on Comedy Central in that time slot. Well, sometimes it is,
seems to be on alternating weeks. Presently they're in BA I.
From: G.M.Humpage@bradford.ac.uk (Guy.Humpage)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: Rowan Atkinson
Date: 11 Nov 92 14:50:05 GMT
Organization: University of Bradford, UK
Originator: 91711882@ccw314

sbair@ctp.com (Scott Baird) writes:
> G.M.Humpage@bradford.ac.uk (Guy.Humpage) writes:
>>Fans of Rowan Atkinson may like to know that he now has his own column in CAR
>>magazine.  Having been a contributor to the magazine for a few years, he now
>>has a page of his own.  The December issue of the magazine will be out this
>>Thursday (12th Nov).
>>
>Since the U.S. is a little behind the U.K. in humor, I probably won't be able
>to find CAR magazine in the states, but on the odd chance that I can, what
>does CAR stand for?  I assume it's an acronym since I don't imagine that Rowan
>Atkinson would be writing for an automobile magazine.  I hope if I have the
>full name it can be found somewhere.

Actually it 'is' an automobile magazine....

RA has also made a documentary about his love of cars, called 'The Driven Man'
it was shown over here on TV a couple of years ago, and is also available on
video.

Guy

-- 
Guy Humpage,               | By 4200rpm, the secondaries open up on the Holley  
University of Bradford,    | and you get a dash of additional wallop, this car  
West Yorkshire, England.   | sounds like farting in the bath. 
G.M.Humpage@Bradford.ac.uk | - Russell Bulgin, CAR Magazine, on the AC Cobra.
From: esi001@cck.coventry.ac.uk (Rip Tide)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Punt and Dennis.
Date: 9 Nov 92 15:44:02 GMT
Followup-To: esi001@uk.ac.cov.cck
Organization: COVENTRY UNIVERSITY , Coventry , UK.


Hiya, Has anyone seen Punt and Dennis on their current tour , apparently
they are coming to Coventry on Thursday and I want to know whether it's worth
going to see them.


-- 
*********** My spelling is wobbly. It's good spelling but it wobbles ***********
*                        RICH. ( esi001@uk.ac.cov.cck)                         *
*                 He's not normal...................Thank God!                 *
********* and the letters get in the wrong places.  -Winnie the Pooh. **********
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
From: greenwood@i18n.enet.dec.com (Tim Greenwood)
Subject: Re: Hot Metal??? Has anybody seen it?
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 02:28:48 GMT


In article <1992Nov9.211046.8103@math.ucla.edu>, pugh@pico.math.ucla.edu (David Pugh) writes...

>Is
>Good Neighbors a 'Merkun translation of 'The Good Life' ??


Yes. The English name was better

-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tim Greenwood. Digital Equipment Corporation. International Systems
greenwood@i18n.enet.dec.com                   Nashua NH
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: NIEL
Date: 13 Nov 92 13:36:59 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <of02m0m00iV1I6q8Ii@andrew.cmu.edu> dk4h+@andrew.cmu.edu (Dana L. Kleinman) writes:
>NIEL! how come no one's talked about niel? that's brit's best

Huh ??
-- 
|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |
From: so690561@mbcr.bcm.tmc.edu (Susan Elizabeth Olson)
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british
Subject: Where I got my info on WQED being the first US PBS station
Date: 10 Nov 1992 19:08:28 GMT
Organization: Baylor College of Medicine, Houston, Tx
Distribution: usa
NNTP-Posting-Host: mbcr.bcm.tmc.edu

Thom Watson, the Elf-Lad writes:
>I don't know where you come up with the info about QED being older than
>KUHT, though. The Houston station came on the air in May, 1953; WQED
>didn't sign on until April, 1954. This, officially, is the word
>from both stations and from PBS

Check out the sign in front of the QED/QEX station building on Fifth Avenue
(in Pittsburgh of course) placed there by the Pennsylvania Historical Society.
As I did my undergraduate work in Pgh (at Carnegie Mellon) and lived around
the corner from said TV station (and passed by it frequently on my way to and
from classes and research in Mellon Institute down the street from QED/QEX a
few blocks) for four years, that is where I got my information - the PA
historical society could be wrong though.

I still believe that both QED and QEX are far superior to KUHT in terms of
programming, but QEX is singular and unique in its support of Britcoms - I
miss it terribly.


Newsgroups: alt.noise,alt.geek,alt.flame,alt.newbie,rec.music.industrial,alt.sex
From: flynn@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (FLYNN  JEFFREY THOMAS)
Subject: Re: Theory about rec.mus.ind
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 00:54:07 GMT

sharpmn@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Matthew N. Sharp) writes:

>In article <1992Nov9.221253.1653@cs.brown.edu> dwv@cs.brown.edu (David W. Vorbrich) writes:
>>In article <1dm7e3INNgjk@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, jaa@po.CWRU.Edu (Joseph A. Ambrose) writes:
>>|> 
>>|> 	There are a few  kinds of people on his board. The Knowing, the think they
>>|> know, and the totally clueless.
>>
>>I think there is probably a 4th category of r.m.i. people, of which I would
>>belong to.  This would be called something like, "The lurking who glean info
>>from the Knowing and learn what not to do from the totally clueless."
>>

>I think there is probably a 57th category of r.m.i. people, who 
>blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

>I also think that the Subway[tm] Sipper Cup, and its four componants
>make a nice analogy for the Human Condition[tm].

>Furthermore, I feel that the Freemasonic themes in the Smurfs[tm]
>and the A-Team warrent enough for a serious conspirital investigation.



>Matthew Neill Sharp,
>King.

why stop there?...I hear the omnipotent diety field has an opening.

[Indeed, don't these people play their games a little too seriously.]
Pudthwart
From: farris@ruhets.rutgers.edu (Lorenzo Farris)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: Going Shopping II
Date: 6 Nov 92 18:29:01 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

My dear fellow devotees of the concubine of confusion, if you want to
observe a true erisian in action, may I recommend a jaunt into 
talk.religion.newage. There is there such a prophet of Eris there that
it leaves me slack-jawed. 

This is a public service message brought to you by the orderly son of
discord. 

And don't forget to chant: Eenie Meenie Miney Moe
		           Catch a Tiger by the Toe
                           If He hollers, let him go.
                           Eenie fnord meenie miney MoE.
-- 
"Once upon a time men were possessed    ******************************
by devils. Now they are not less        *  Lorenzo Farris            *
obsessed by ideas" -CG Jung             *  farris@ruhets.rutgers.edu *
					******************************
From: wxs@po.CWRU.Edu (W.charles Simciak)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Casey (oh f**k) Kasem
Date: 12 Nov 1992 22:52:59 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: wxs@po.CWRU.Edu (W.charles Simciak)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc12.ins.cwru.edu



Negativland just interviewed with my radio station last Tuesday, (and are
down there right now for a second interview and/or jam session with a
few others from the Knitting Factory Tour), well actually it was just
Don Joyce.  Anyway he gave told us (over the air) the FAX number for Casey
Kasem, the actual FAX machine that sits in his office.  In case you missed out,
Negativland released a single entitled "I still haven't found what I'm looking
for" which was banned after a lawsuit from Island records.  Supposedly, if
Casey Kasem gives it the OK, it can be reissued once again.  So if anyone is
interested in sending Casey a message his FAX number is:

			(310) 840-4051

Or better yet, let's convert him to Discordianism.  ALL RIGHTS REVERSED!!!

Chuck.


-- 
   Chuck Simciak    ! "Punctuation is a loin cloth, covering
  wxs@po.CWRU.edu   !    the private parts of literature."
   WRUW 91.1 FM     !                            -Picasso
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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,talk.bizarre
Subject: The Fourth Sign Of The Apocolypse Has Been Sighted in a Local Junk Food Machine
Summary: 4 down, 13,567 to go
Keywords: be very afnord
Date: 12 Nov 92 21:56:07 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia


Yes, I have sighted the fourth sign of the apocalypse yesterday, in my
local vedning machine. Sausage Pizza flavored potato chips. Now, just which
chemical is it that tastes like Sausage pizza? Why dont we just buy a bunch
and sprinkle it on bread; its gotta be cheaper than sausage pizza itself.
And most importantly, can it be smoked?

In case you havent been keeping score, the first three signs have been:

1. Dan Quayle
2. Lottery ticket vending machines
3. Madonna's new book

only 13,567 left to go. By my watch, that should happen 'round January 11,
1997. See ya in hell!

-rob
From: dansk@ocf.berkeley.edu (Dan Shick)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: Going Shopping II
Date: 5 Nov 1992 10:24:38 GMT
Organization: U. C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigbang.berkeley.edu

A mere canard... would someone mind picking up for me...

		Two tablets of "Advil"
		Some dragon fewmets
 		A red umbrella
		A copy of the Buzzcocks' "Singles Going Steady"
		Some reflective John Lennon granny glasses
		D-amphetamine
		Edible Silly Putty
		A big sign that says "Huh?" in orange letters
		Boner shame cure
		A plaster impression of Sinead O'Connor's breasts
		Some clothespins with little bowties handpainted on
		Corn starch weasel bucket
		A horse that says "Oogle"
		A mirror-image copy of Bartlett's Familiar Quotations
		A jaunty fuck



B
D
D


D
D
D
D

D
D
D
D
D
D
D
D
D
D
D

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From: holt_c@cubldr.colorado.edu
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.slack
Subject: Re: Going Shopping II
Date: 9 Nov 92 04:45:19 GMT
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder

In article <1dg0v1INN5re@agate.berkeley.edu>, dansk@ocf.berkeley.edu (Dan Shick) writes:
> Here's my vote for alt.shopping-list!  Oh could someone get a barbed-wire
> gripper and a cattle prod at the store?  And some ointment.
> 
> Dan
> 

Gee, I didn't think I was going to inspire a newsgroup by going to the corner
store to pick up some eggs, milk, orange juice, bread, a newspaper, some bird 
seed, a complete set of the Encyclopedia Britannica, raccoon repellent, a bow
(but no arrows), 12 bean burritos (don't go to the drivethrough they'll FUCK
you at the drivethrough), a Saturn station wagon (Why?  To carry all this stuff
of course), a laptop supercomputer, and 500 pounds of plutonium.  I thought the
newsgroup I would inspire would be alt.sonic.media.waves but that is a project 
I'm taking up next year as soon as I graduate.  But alt.shopping-list does have
 my vote as well.

						Sincerely,
						Lieutenant Wilkes

P.S.	By the way I'm going out to buy another box of HD disks (I've been
	using them faster than I can buy them lately), some more trail mix, and
	yet another two rolls of white, plastic tape.
From: ccdarg@dct.ac.uk (Alan Greig)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: Question
Date: 11 Nov 92 11:34:32 GMT
Organization: Dundee Institute of Technology

In article <1992Nov6.092316.1@cubldr.colorado.edu>, holt_c@cubldr.colorado.edu writes:
> Out of all the planets in the Universe(s) on which intelligent life has
> evolved, how many, or what percentage, of them do you think are named "Earth"
> in the respective languages of those planets?  Just curious.

None.
-- 

Alan Greig                            Janet: Alan@UK.AC.DUNDEE-TECH
Dundee Institute of Technology	   Internet: Alan@DCT.AC.UK
Tel: (0382) 308810
Organization: University of Maine System
Date: Sunday, 8 Nov 1992 17:22:33 EST
From: <IO20650@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> (Daerr)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: Going Shopping II

In article <1992Nov5.202528.12184@news2.cis.umn.edu>,
donnell@manowar.micro.umn.edu (BogusMan) says:
>
>Is there religious significance to the fact that all the spam-heads seem
>to refer to the accursed product "Treet" as "Treat"?
>Must be. B}
Oh, you're probably right, then again, we might have just been miss spelling it
all this time!!  BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

--- SPREADER@GANDALF.UMCS.MAINE.EDU  []  IO20650@MAINE.MAINE.EDU ---
                 THANATOS%AILANTH@UUCP.WANG.COM
              ANDREW TURNER/THANATOS/DAERR/LEDARR
   "SPAM!  ALL HAIL GAVEN, AND HIS WONDERFUL CHURCH OF SPAM!" - ARJAII
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From: jadair@cs.utexas.edu (John S. Adair)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re:Warthog
Date: 5 Nov 1992 16:05:06 -0600
Organization: CS Dept, University of Texas at Austin
NNTP-Posting-Host: cash.cs.utexas.edu

Absolutely brill, BogusMan.
-- 
John S. Adair        | gobble gobble gobble woo woo woo
(512)323-6115        | Whaddya think--'The turkeys are not what they seem',
jadair@cs.utexas.edu |     or 'I am the turkey leg, and I sound like this'?
Xref: sparky alt.discordia:376 alt.slack:3081
From: holt_c@cubldr.colorado.edu
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.slack
Subject: Re: Going Shopping II
Date: 11 Nov 92 18:30:59 GMT
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder

In article <BxI9Dx.2qt@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis) writes:
> MESSAGE TO LIEUTENANT WILKES:
> 
> Sir:
> 
> Kindly procure for yours truly:
> 
> One (1) complete set of the Encyclopedia Britannica, bound in the skin of 
>         Republicans;
> Seventeen (17) 1" pieces of double-sided tape;
> Six (6) assorted prostitutes;
> One (1) operations manual for the SR-71 Blackbird;
> One million (1,000,000) African bees;
> A large quantity of turkey franks, sufficient to satisfy a Girl Scout troop;
> One (1) left-handed Swiss Army knife, Sportsman model;
> The lingerie that Marilyn Monroe died in;
> A big pile of oily foil;
> One (1) magic candle.
> 
> The above may be charged to DoD account #132988976324239-j, Metallic Fastener 
> Impact Device Fund. The security of the Free World depends upon the acquisition
> of these items.
> 
> Godspeed!
> 
> MAJOR TOM
> U.S.S. WALLOPING WINDOW-BLIND
> STARFLEET
> 
Dear Major,

I am willing and ready to help, but unfortunately all of these items are 
controlled and sold by the arch enemy of my organization, Aram Locutis
Enterprises.  I don't imagine that they would be cooperative in selling me a 
large quantity of products that would help bring down some sceme that they are
probably involved in.  

I think we can attack this another way though.  If we target a group known as
the [<CENSORED BY ARAM LOCUTIS ENTERPRISES NEWSGROUP MONITORING DIVISION >] and
infiltrate their base at [<CENSORED>].  We can then gain the confidence of
their [<CENSORED>] manager, and then get [<CENSORED>] into a situation of
[<CENSORED>][<CENSORED>][<CENSORED>] [<<<I didn't know that was possible!>>>]
[<CENSORED>] [<<<Some CENSORED thing about lots of flexibility and Valvoline>>]
[<CENSORED>].  If we can get some photographs of [<CENSORED>] with the
[<CENSORED>], the battery powered [<CENSORED>], and the five [<CENSORED>] doing
[<CENSORED>] with the [<CENSORED>] then I think we can blackmail them into
discontinuing their actions and our problem will be solved.

							Sincerely,
							Lieutenant Wilkes

P.S.	Quote of the day:  "If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, swims
	like a duck, flies likes a duck, and quacks like a duck then it must be
	a throbbing mucous membrane.
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.slack
From: howard@netcom.com (Howard Berkey)
Subject: Re: Going Shopping II
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 00:29:45 GMT


Please get me a pair of Beer Goggles.


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Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: holt_c@cubldr.colorado.edu
Subject: Actual Phone Conversation
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 18:03:20 GMT

A couple of days ago I was talking to my Mom on the phone about my situation
with looking for a job after I graduate etc.  When I mentioned to her that I
would be looking for a job in the Denver/Boulder area because I had been
offered a postion in a performance group (mentioned in a previous post) she
kind of flipped due to a recent situation brought about by the passage of
Amendment 2 in this state.

Just an explanation on Amendment 2 for those of you outside of Colorado:
This amendment was proposed by a group calling themselves Colorado for Family
Values.  It sought to eliminate county and local laws that would make it
illegal to discriminate in the matters of housing/employment/etc. on the basis
of sexual preference.  Unbelievably, it passed by about 8% and now makes
discrimination based on sexual preference legal.  Some people have reacted
strongly to this and are already planning to challenge and overturn it in
court.

Anyways, back to the phone conversation.  She thought that there were going to
be violent acts over this.  This is a few quotes from her, "I think there's
going some murders over this,"  "Stay away from the queers," and "I think you
should just get the hell out of Dodge right now," yea, right, like there's
something I should be running scared from right now.  

One interesting note about my hometown and the way they voted on this amendment
was that the ratio of people voting for as opposed to against the amendment was
about 4.21:1 (yes, I calculated it) which is more than 80% in favor, their was
only one other county in the state that had a slightly higher ratio.  Does this
give you an idea of the people I had to deal with for 18 years of my life?

The county also has about 5,000 people too.  Yes, that means it is very much a
rural, backwoods, redneck, cowboy boot wearin', Ford pickup truck drivin', crop
dustin', wheat growin', ho-downin', square dancin', two steppin', calf ropin', 
goat tyin', rodeo clownin', bronc bustin', bull ridin', cow herdin', shit 
kickin', quail shootin', deer huntin', ten gallon hat full o' bull snot 
wearin' type of cowboy place, but I digress.

							Sincerely,
							Lieutenant Wilkes
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From: sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Fourth Sign Of The Apocolypse Has Been Sighted in a Local Junk Food Machine
Keywords: be very afnord
Date: 13 Nov 92 21:42:52 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <1992Nov12.215607.23870@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>
>Yes, I have sighted the fourth sign of the apocalypse yesterday, in my
>local vedning machine. Sausage Pizza flavored potato chips. Now, just which
>chemical is it that tastes like Sausage pizza? Why dont we just buy a bunch
>and sprinkle it on bread; its gotta be cheaper than sausage pizza itself.
>And most importantly, can it be smoked?
>
>In case you havent been keeping score, the first three signs have been:
>
>1. Dan Quayle
>2. Lottery ticket vending machines
>3. Madonna's new book
>
>only 13,567 left to go. By my watch, that should happen 'round January 11,
>1997. See ya in hell!
>
>-rob
Well, does Bill Clinton count as a sign of the apocalypse?? Or is he the
third evil leader that Nostradamus wrote about?
    :-)
    n

Simo>
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.slack