HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From:  (jmhodapp@aplcomm.jhuapl.edu)
Subject: Re: NAMES-Funny
Organization: haphazard, at best
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 12:33:26 GMT

In article <1992Jul20.210327.21160@news.nd.edu>, wlamonac@bach.helios.nd.edu (william lamonaca) writes:
> 
> In article <920720152729@herpes@ftp.com> Ian@ftp.com writes:
> >Some more funny names:
> >
Howz about Per Joos  (Pronounce Pear Juice) The NHL Hockey Player.

Jon    jmhodapp@aplcomm.jhuapl.edu
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I have a gweat fweind in Rome named Biggus Dickus.
-Monty Python's Life Of Brian


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke)
Subject: Re: Kill File
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 14:13:03 GMT

In article <1992Jul29.164236.25398@dickens.com> fred@dickens.com (Fred Stearns) writes:
>A few months ago, I saw an example kill file posted here that would
>kill articles that weren't funny.  Could somebody please re-post it?

/cascade/h:=:j
/thread/h:=:j
/blonde joke/h:=:j
/mailing list/h:=:j

etc...  you might also want to add 'agnostics and atheists' or 'gun control'.
-- 
  "It begins here--an army--to bring sense to a world plagued by worse than
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From: page@cray.com (Michael Page)
Subject: Re: Hick joke (Quayle)
Organization: I'm better off witout any, thanks.
Date: 24 Jul 92 07:39:46 CDT

They had to shut down the 911 service to Hicktown, USA. Noone could get past
dialing the '9'. They couldn't find the '11' (eleven).
From: klin@ucrmath.ucr.edu (kenneth m. lin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Magic Johnson in Barcelona
Date: 25 Jul 92 23:48:08 GMT
Organization: University of California, Riverside



Magic Johnson in Barcelona 
==========================

Isn't it ironic that at the 500th anniversary of Christopher Columbus' 
introduction of numerous transmittable diseases to the New World, our Magic 
Johnson is going to bring AIDS epidemic straight to Spain?  Talk about pay 
back time!

The U.S. Olympic Basketball Team will definitely come home with the gold.
Who can play against the likes of Magic Johnson when they have to keep one 
hand covering their behinds for protection?
From: myk@muppet.bt.co.uk (mike holland)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lawyers....scum of the earth
Date: 31 Jul 92 17:44:59 GMT
Reply-To: myk@muppet.bt.co.uk
Organization: British Telecom Laboratories

Q.  What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

A. A rooster clucks defiance.

---
 Mike Holland, G38 B83, BT Lab's, Martlesham Heath IP5 7RE, England.
 phone: +44 473 648160; fax: +44 473 648219; e-mail: myk@muppet.bt.co.uk
 <witty quote still on order>
From: david@c-cat.UUCP (Dave)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: thread
Date: 19 Jul 92 14:00:40 GMT
Organization: Intergalactic Rest Area For Weary Travellers


> In article <lsh1.711319790@Ra.MsState.Edu> lsh1@Ra.MsState.Edu (Shane Hebert)
> >>>You really should get out more.
> >>I could use a Whore!                        ha ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho ho
> >This is really a bore........
> you are making me sore
This thread is really getting poor.

                                                       -David

China Cat System     
(301)604-5976 8N1
david@sandr.com
From: me_f316@ceres (+-=NUBIAN=-+)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: coming and going
Date: 30 Jul 92 16:12:27 GMT
Organization: Your Girlfriend's Bedside
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

jacobson@donnelley.com (Eric Jacobson) writes:
: In article <8B55NB1w164w@c-cat.UUCP> david@c-cat.UUCP (Dave) writes:
: > tom@vexcel.com (Tom Baltzer) writes:
: > > 
: > > Make like a shepard and get the flock out of here.
: > 
: >My favorite one is..
: >
: >Make like a newborn and head out.
: >
: Make like a breach baby and butt out!
Do like a tree and leave
Make like a bottom and split
Do like Jesus and leave us

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		| 	 If people can walk bare footed       |
		|         Can bears walk people footed        |
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bula@snoopy (W. Bula)
Subject: Re: Unlucky Car Thief
Organization: University of Saskatchewan, Saskatoon, Canada
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 20:42:58 GMT

In article <lsh1.711987691@Ra.MsState.Edu> lsh1@Ra.MsState.Edu (Shane Hebert) 
writes:

>A friend of mine had an anti-theft radio in his car.  One day he
>walked out to his car and found a thief in his car.  The thief had
>been trying to remove the radio when the radio snapped back, catching
>his fingers in the process.  The thief had been sitting in the car
>for about an hour when my friend found him.  The radio had pinned the
>guys fingers, cutting them up, and the guy was bleeding all over the
>place.  My friend went back into the building and called the cops...


Q: Who is the luckiest guy in this story?
A: The thief, perhaps, and, of course, his lawyer. They have a good chance to 
   make much more money suing the poor car owner than selling a stolen stuff.

-- 
# Witold D. Bula         # bula@snoopy.USask.Ca #  You may send me a letter  #
# Dept. of Math.         #  (306) 966-6110      #    BUT if you want me to   # 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: a cat story
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Thursday, 23 Jul 1992 12:39:21 EDT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

Jolly good story (I think -- I haven't read it yet). Anyway, 'N' doesn't do
anything on mine. I just typed an 'N', making it a Nat story. Sal Out.
-------

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  |                                |           | Just think of this
  V                                V           | over your morning oats,
 From "Saviour",                Or "Desayuno", | If it weren't for me,
 Meaning                          Meaning      | There'd be no toast!
 "Salvation"                     "Breakfast"   |

    My humble abode:
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(My other house is a Cray)

                  The Saviour of Breakfast, Away!
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From: amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog)
Subject: Re: Band Names
Organization: Computer Science Department, Stanford University.
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 20:20:54 GMT

In article <q2aFoB3w164w@cellar.org> kml@cellar.org (bdfh) writes:

>How 'bout those ever-popular Gaussian Eliminators?

Root E and the Transcendentals
Dirac and the Deltas
Genus 1
Topological Zen Masters of the Pseudo-Prime

C "Forgive me, it's been a slow day" Frog
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: PHILISOPHICAL DISCUSSIONS
Date: 22 Jul 92 23:59:04 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Jul18.213404.23416@sbcs.sunysb.edu> mepstein@csws15.ic.sunysb.edu (Not On Our Customer File) writes:
>
>
>Theses are phrases to be used in conversation:
>4.Time flies in an airplane

Fruit flies like a banana.



-- 
+============================================================================++
| John Fereira            "Is that all you ever think about?"                |
| johnf@auspex.com                                                           |
+============================================================================++
From: calloway@lonestar.utsa.edu (Michael L. Calloway)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re:  Goddamn idiot posting "Magic Johnson In Barcelona"
Summary: FLAME ON
Date: 30 Jul 92 01:25:33 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <1992Jul28.110113@axion.bt.co.uk> pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik) writes:
>In article <1992Jul28.004823.1@acad2.alaska.edu>, pstlb@acad2.alaska.edu writes:
>|> In article <5670@ucru2.ucr.edu>, klin@ucrmath.ucr.edu (kenneth m. lin) writes:
>|> >
>|> > Magic Johnson in Barcelona
>|> > ==========================
>|> >
>|> > Isn't it ironic that at the 500th anniversary of Christopher
>|> > Columbus' introduction of numerous transmittable diseases
>|> > to the New World, our Magic Johnson is going to bring AIDS
>|> > epidemic straight to Spain?  Talk about pay back time!
>|> >
>|> > The U.S. Olympic Basketball Team will definitely come home
>|> > with the gold.
>|> > Who can play against the likes of Magic Johnson when they
>|> > have to keep one hand covering their behinds for protection?
>|>
>|>   Well, you've posted to the wrong place, as your obvious ignorance
>|> isn't at all humorous.....
>|>
>|>   Also quite obvious is the fact that you've just come from Idiotville, where
>|> there are no such things as televisions, otherwise you'd have heard his
>|> statement explaining to the whole wide world ('scuse me, meant to say the whole
>|> wide world EXCEPT YOU) that his particular strain of the virus was contracted
>|> from an illicit rendevous with a member of the opposite sex, which you
>|> obviously know nothing about ('scuse me again, from your ignorant bullshit, I
>|> am forced to conclude that you come from a place where they know plenty about
>|> female sheep).....
>|>
>|>   I'd work on my idea for an AIDS cure, except that I'd have to take the time
>|> to carefully weigh the pluses of saving people such as Magic Johnson against
>|> the minuses of possibly saving people such as yourself.....
>|>
>|>   In summary, assholes like you are the reason AIDS is spreading throughout the
>|> world, and I can only hope that you catch the virus soon, because only then
>|> will you know the change in attitude of those who know you and those who don't,
>|> promoted by the people who have bad attitudes such as yourself.....
>|>
>|>   (I think it's doubtful that a post such as this is sufficient to change the
>|> asinine and ignorant attitude that you apparently have ingrained into your
>|> very soul, but at least I've had my say.....)
>
>Well said, and I agree.  But I doubt Kenneth has much experience
>with women, or by now one of them would have at least explained a
>few important facts to him (i.e. wear a condom you dick head!).
>
That just about sums it up Kenneth is toast and Magic is defended.
My 2 cents = Kenneth, get a mind.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: melliott@convex.com (Mark Elliott)
Subject: Re: FUNNY NAMES
Organization: CONVEX Computer Corporation, Richardson, Tx., USA
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 12:16:03 GMT
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user at CONVEX Computer
              Corp. The opinions expressed are those of the user and
              not necessarily those of CONVEX.

I went through my gradeschool years with a guy named Richard Dick. Later
found out his father's name was Harold....from what I've heard he would
get kinda bent if someone referred to him as Harry.

Also dated a woman by the name of Kandy Kane....she always used her
middle name though (Sue)



--
	Mark Elliott	melliott@trojan.convex.com
        The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the 
        same ones she can't stand years later.
From: michael@paul.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Date: 30 Jul 92 16:33:09 GMT
	<1992Jul25.063750.9384@cam.compserv.utas.edu.au> <76741@ut-emx.uucp>
	<1992Jul29.162916.1@gallua.gallaudet.edu>
Organization: Boston University
In-reply-to: 11srust@gallua.gallaudet.edu's message of 29 Jul 92 21:29:16 GMT

In article <1992Jul29.162916.1@gallua.gallaudet.edu> 11srust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust) writes:

	   Oh Please! spare us your lies! You have obviously not
		   seen "When Harry Met Sally", eh?

	   Just when you think you've actually been performing
		   fantasic, you find out they've been rehashing their
			   afternoon soaps or other whatnot.

	   (Goldie Hawn did a hellofan impression, didn't she?)
            ^^^^^^^^^^^

An impression of who? Meg Ryan, perhaps? :)

Mike "Ryan's better'n Hawn, ANY day o'the week" Chaplin



--
===============================================================================
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michael@albert.bu.edu                     - William S. Burroughs

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Boston University                      neither those of the project, 
Boston, Massachusetts, USA             nor those of Albert Einstein.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke)
Subject: Re: French Jokes
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 13:13:38 GMT

In article <0-qm8pg@lynx.unm.edu> jfreter@triton.unm.edu (The Myth) writes:
>
>> Anything beyond that and RU-486 comes into play, right?
>>
>Is that the new chip that Intel developed?

Yes.  The only instruction supported is ABORT.
-- 
   And thither came Conan, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, to tread the jeweled 
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From: ananth@wet.UUCP (Sekhar Ananthakrishnan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Date: 25 Jul 92 05:10:15 GMT
Organization: Wetware Diversions, San Francisco

In article <1992Jul21.130610.24704@news.columbia.edu> pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang) writes:
>
>A former lead singer of the NWOBHM band Samson was named Bruce Bruce.
>                                                         ^^^^^^^^^^^
>That's all I can think of.

His real name is Bruce Dickinson and he sings for Iron Maiden now; I think
Bruce Bruce was just a stage name.


Sekhar
From: me_f316@ceres (+-=NUBIAN=-+)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Testime
Date: 29 Jul 92 12:18:04 GMT
Organization: Your Girlfriend's Bedside
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

Okay here is a test for you all.
What is De Moivre's Theorem??
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		_______________________________________________
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		|	 Christmas comes only once a year,    |
		|     So be glad your name is not Christmas!! |
		-----------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kko@fraser.sfu.ca (Samuel Ko)
Subject: I DIDN'T POST THIS ... (was Re: Just to tell you ...)
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 07:51:14 GMT


kko@fraser.sfu.ca (Samuel Ko) writes:

>Oh! ... I just want to tell you I'm the smartest person on the
>net ... 

>-- 
>Samuel Ko (kko@sfu.ca), the ultimate source of wisdom ...
>"Just call my name, and I'll be there..." - Mariah Carey

Despite what you can see above, I did NOT post this ... I very seldom
read this group and I have never posted here ... To my knowledge, 
no one has broken into my account ... so someone has forged this 
article in my name ... :(

The real Samuel Ko (kko@sfu.ca) ...


 


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fcs@athena.mit.edu (Frank C. Smith)
Subject: Re: Jokes - Irish
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 20:56:03 GMT

In article <dregeczi.710918437@sfu.ca> dregeczi@fraser.sfu.ca (David Joseph Regeczi) writes:
>A couple years ago, an American tourist was walking down a back alley some
>where in Ireland.  Someone comes up from behind him with a gun and ask "are
>you Catholic or Protestant?"
>
> etc.

A Canadian acquaintance of mine claimed that the following was a true story.

He was foolish or unfortunate enough to be traveling in Ulster and wanted
to stay overnight at a rooming house in Belfast. The landlady, taking
care of important matters, asked him, "What is your church?"

He replied, "United Church of Canada."

She then suspiciously asked him, "Is that Catholic or Protestant?"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pw15@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Reply-To: pw15@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 22:06:49 GMT

In article <1992Jul30.201506.2022@news.cs.brandeis.edu> chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>>> >>>Don't you mean Melanie Griffith?
>>> >>Don't you mean Meg Ryan?
>>> >Don't you mean Billy Crystal?
>>> Don't you mean Crystal Gayle?
>>Don't you mean Dan Quayle?
>Don't you mean Dan Quayl?
Don'te youe meane Dane Quaylee?

philip


"Washington Boulevard, east-bound. Thirty-three...Can I get a transfer, man?
Ninety-five cents?! FUCK YOU I'LL SKATE TO THE BEACH, AND I'LL LOOK BETTER
GETTING THERE!!!" - Faith No More, "Death March"
e-mail Philip Wang at pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu
From: joseffg@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Joseph W. Graham)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: help me...
Date: 23 Jul 92 06:13:48 GMT
Article-I.D.: matt.14mlrsINNhi1
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu

I have a friend who is rather upset because he tends to get no mail.  He
is rather new, and has yet to discover newsboards *grin*  However, after
hearing him complain 'no one ever sends me mail' several times, I thought
it might be rather humourous if he were to suddenly recieve alot of mail.
Perhaps then he won't complain so much.  His email address(es) is/are:
murdoch@matt.ksu.ksu.edu or murdoch@ksuvm.ksu.edu

--Joe
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sprice@eng.auburn.edu (Shannon W. Price)
Subject: Snigglets
Organization: Auburn University Engineering
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 15:51:09 GMT


I'm interested in finding a collection of snigglets - anyone have any 
favorites?  Here are some that were passed along to me....


PLAKQUAK - The one mysterious dentist out of five "who doesn't recommend 
	sugarless gum for his paients who chew gum."

BEERSIGHTEDNESS - The eye condition singles develop after "last call" in 
	the bar which makes members of the opposite sex more attractive 
	than they were three hours earlier.

PASSHOLE - The person who has been driving slowly for miles but speeds up 
	the minute you try to get ahead of him.

PURINAPICURIAN -The unlucky person who decides whether a new version of a dog
	food tastes good enought to be labeled "new and better tasting".

BLADE RUNNER - The tendency of a ceiling fan to keep going five minutes after 
	you've turned it off.

FLABBYGASTED - The anguish of having dieted for three grueling weeks only to
	discover that you haven't lost a pound.

NAPJERK - The  body's sudden convulsion just as one is about to doze off.

MEMOLANDUMS - The miscellaneous notes and letters that you keep putting back
	in your in-basket because you don't know what else to do with them.

EXXONERATION - The verdict given to a certain oil tanker captain who wiped out
	the Alaskan coastline but who was charged with "criminal mischief".

FLOPCORN - The unpopped kernels at the bottom of the popcorn popper.

HOZONE - The place where one sock in every laundry load disappears to.

LAMINITES - Those strange people who show up in the photo sections of 
	brand-new wallets.

VIGIL AUNTIE - The relative in every family who is snoopy and always poking 
	her nose into other people's  business.

STAG 'N SNARF - The single person's tradition of eating dinner while standing
	over the sink.

OAT-BRAN SCAN - The combination of boredom and sleepiness that inspires one to
	actually read the back of a cereal box.



  shannon price
  auburn university
  sprice@humsci.auburn.edu
From: pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes
Date: 29 Jul 92 14:33:00 GMT
Reply-To: pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik)
Organization: British Telecom Research Labs


In article <1992Jul29.140842.3889@julian.uwo.ca>, jv@irus.rri.uwo.ca (Jeffrey Verhagen) writes:
|> In article <1992Jul29.084735@axion.bt.co.uk> pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik) writes:
|> >
|> >In article <51038@dime.cs.umass.edu>, prosser@elux3.cs.umass.edu (DANIEL PROSSER) writes:
|> >|> 
|> >|> 	Y'know, most of the blonde jokes I've heard on this group
|> >|> are just recycled JAP jokes.  (And they weren't that funny then...).
|> >|> ...
|> >|> the JAP jokes were WAY off-base.  How do these things get started?
|> >|>
|> >
|> >Wouldn't you want to know.  ;-)
|> 
|> The first time I saw many of these jokes, they were part of the sorority
|> girls series. Which came first: JAP jokes or sorority jokes? - or are the
|> blonde jokes derived from both?
|> 
|> Jeff.

I think the blonde jokes came before all the others.  What do
other people feel or know?

    SPHINX

====================================================
=== Kill others only if you wish to be killed.   ===
===                                       SPHINX ===   
====================================================
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Band Names
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 12:39:30 GMT

jdare@math.rutgers.edu (James Dare) writes:
[a very long list of band names]

What?  No "Stark Naked and the Flesh Tones"?  (Or maybe they're a Toronto
band only.)  When "Men without Hats" had a big hit, Stark and the boys
announced they were changing their names to "Men without Clothes".

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"Beebelbrox, over here!" "No, Beebelbrox over here, who you?"
"A friend." "Anybody's friend in particular, or just well disposed to people?"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: carter@vxdesy.desy.de
Subject: Re: Heaven/Hell
Organization: (DESY, Hamburg, Germany)
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 19:53:29 GMT

  The list I saw went as follows
 In Heaven    the cooks are French
              the mechanics are German
              the lovers are Italian
              the police are English
 and its all organised by the Swiss

 In Hell      the cooks are British
              the mechanics are French
              the lovers are Swiss
              the police are German
 and its all organised by the Italians
Dik

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: maven@lerc.nasa.gov (Larry Fishbach)
Subject: Re: signs
Reply-To: maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center, Cleveland, OH
Distribution: rec
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 19:49:37 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.220313.25754@CSD-NewsHost.Stanford.EDU>, amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog) writes:
> In article <1992Jul23.201320.14949@linus.mitre.org> 
>   hargrove@ramirez.mitre.org (Paul H. Hargrove) writes:
> 
> >Another group of workstations was named for 4 of the 6 quarks, (truth, beauty,
> >strange, and charmed), and we received 2 more, one of which was broken.  Well,
> >the names of the 2 remaining quarks (up and down) were to be used, and we were
> >not sure which one should be which.  We were all dying to name the one that
> >worked 'down' and the one that didn't 'up' just so ruptime would say something
> >like:
> >	up: down
> >	down: up
> >
> >But we settled for the other way around and had to be contented with the
> >message:
> >	up going down in 5 min.  please log out.
> 
> Seems from this that good names for a computer would be "titanic" or "not"
> or "girlfriend" or "elevator", etc.
> 
> >Paul H. Hargrove, speaking for myself.
> 
> C Frog, speaking for the person to the left of me
  
  
Our network printer's ID is Snow White.
Some day our "Prints" will come !
From: hacksaw@cellar.org (Hacksaw)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: "Backissues" of jokes posted. HELP!
Date: 28 Jul 92 06:36:52 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system


 
A few weeks ago someone posted a rather large set of humor files to
rec.humor. Like an idiot, I accidentally deleted them.
 
Hopefully, some "collector" like myself saved each file and I can get them 
all from him. And I'll make it worth your while.
 
If you have the "set", PLEASE LEAVE ME E-MAIL! <<don't e-mail the stuff
yet, though>>
 
There were about 21 or so articles total. If you capture stuff from 
rec.humor, please check your July archives.
 
Thanks a million!

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