From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Marriage
Date: 25 Jan 1993 23:03:58 +0800
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hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) asks soo many questions:

>In article
>(it's a secret)
>the only meetch i find appealing says:

>>hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) turns the red-blooded guys on:
>well, i was hoping i could turn the
>green, blue, purple and orange-blooded guys
>on as well: what am i doing wrong?
We're all out of them colours, sorry.  Unless you
want watercolors.  We have watercolors!

>>>In article <1jmhea$t8v@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) 
>>>whom i've never met but who can feel free to email me, says loquaciously:
>>I'm sorry, email doesn't use enuff bandwidth.  And anyway, wot's lockwa,
>>erm.. locua.. umm that last word mean ?
>it means terribly sexy, that's what.
Ooooooh, I'm flabbergastetateded.  If I 'ad known
that I woulda borrowed some of Jesters lingerie!

>>>>hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes.. well she just writes!
>>>damn straight i do.
>>Good.  I hate goin' 'round in circles all the time.
>why?  i sort of like the pleasant
>feeling of dizziness and nausea one
>gets from whirling wildly around in circles..
>but i digress.
You deviant!  How could you resort to *gasp*
circles!  Figure 8s are so much prettier!

>>>>She's baaaaaaack!
>>>hee hee...i've got a front as well, which you will probably
>>>find much more pleasing (well, i can't say that, i don't know
>>>what your particular perversions are)
>>Whatever takes yer fancy dearie, so long as it takes mine!
>well, i like it on top, and on bottom, up down and
>all around...i'm sure we could  find something
>to please the both of us...
That'll do for starters.  I have a copy of "101 Ways to Mate".

>>>>>geeble 
>>>>>beeble
>>>>>geeble
>>>>Uh oh, she's lost it again.  Call the white truck!
>>>oh, no, darling, i've not lost anything, except my panties...i'm
>>>all the time losing those...would you like to help me find them?
>>>(i won't put them on right away..)
>>Look down.  No, lower.. that's right, around yer ankles.  No wonder
>>it took ya so long to get back 'ere.
>yeah, i couldn't figure it out.  i mean, i would take a short
>step and there would be something *yanking* at my legs.
>it was a nightmare! <sob>
They've been dragging along on the dirt too!  They'll have to
go in the wash now.  Lets hope the machine eats^H^H^H^Hdoesn't eat them...

>>>>>>> Eric aka Sorry to interrupt, but didn't you do this in October and/or November?
>>>>>>Gina aka no, Eric, we didn't and yes, Jester, but only if I get a huge
>>>>>OB>church wedding with Ratboy, Sprooney (where is he anyway?),
>>>>>leather aka so is this going to be a polyamourous 
>>>>>relationship?
>>>>Meetch aka I'd say it would if I could wrap my tongue around it.
>>>ooh, well, feel free to wrap your tongue around me any day, dear.
>>It's a darter, not a wrapper.  After all, who's not into snakes here eh?
>ooh, i love snakes.  but not rat snakes, of course...
>darters are More Fun.
I know watchu mean 'bout rat snakes.  Pythons are
sooooo much sexier!

>>>>>leather aka may i join in the fun?
>>>>Meetch aka Most certainly.  Choose yer toys!
>>>oh, we can use my toys or yours, or both: i'm sure you have a 
>>>lovely toybox.
>>Oooh yes luv.  It's big and it's made of wood, and it's big and it's got
>>glue and nails holding it together.  Did I mention that it's big?
>excuse me?  oh, i'm sorry, i wasn't listening to what
>you were saying, i was staring at
>your huge toybox...
It also happens to be empty.  Care to step inside?

>>>>>leather aka or can i just be the flowerperson?  i'll throw roses.
>>>>Meetch aka Not with them petals on 'em you're not!  You could poke
>>>>           somebody's eye out wif it!
>>>leather aka you're right, i'll throw condoms, that should be
>>>safer
>>Meetch aka But first, let's fill 'em with jelly! *wink wink*
>leather aka i prefer lemon curd.
Meetch aka In condoms???  Oh, yes, what else
           would you do with it?  Good point.
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