From: jfr@RedBrick.COM ()
Subject: Re: What can you do at a Rocky Horror Picture Show showing?
Organization: Red Brick Systems, Los Gatos, CA
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 03:35:13 GMT

In article <BvrsEt.5rH@cs.dal.ca> lazarus@ug.cs.dal.ca (Chuck Turner) writes:
>Howdy folks!
>
>The university is having a showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show on Halloween
>night to kick of the Mardi Gras.  I think I know most of the objects that are
>required for participation:
>   rice, water pistol/sprayer, newspaper, rubber glove, tp, toast
>and most of the stock lines:
>   'that's no way to pick your friends!'
>   'what's for dinner?' 'MEATLOAF!!!'
>   etc
>But what I don't know are the alternate words to 'Science Fiction Double
>Feature' and the appropriate lines shouted out during the song.  You know,
>the little things =)
>Can anyone out there help me out?
 
  Help is on the way :-)

 
:
Audience: ONE TWO THREE, START THE FUCKIN' MOVIE!
          THREE TWO ONE, FORGET THE MOVIE, START THE FUCKIN'!

          A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away,
          God said let there be words, and there were.
          And God said let there be more words, and there were.
          And God said let there be LIPS! And there were!
          And they were good! Sing to us oh LIPS!
 
            SCIENCE FICTION/DOUBLE FEATURE
 
Lips:     Michael Rennie was ill
          The Day the Earth Stood Still
          But he told us where we stand. {"On our feet" while standing}
          And Flash Gordon was there
          In silver {"crotchless"} underwear,
          Claude Rains was the Invisible Man. {"I don't see him!"}
          Then something went wrong
          For Fay Wray and {"fucked"} King Kong;
          They got caught in a celluloid jam. {"A sixty-nine!"}
          Then at a deadly pace
          It Came From {"on where?"} Outer Space.{"Janet's face! Thank you!"}
          And this is how the message ran:
            {"Freeze those lips!"}
 
Chorus:     Science fiction, double feature
            Doctor X {"Sex Sex Sex Sex"} will build a creature.
            See androids fighting {"and fucking and sucking on"}
            Brad and Janet
            Anne Francis stars in {"Deep Throat the sequel to..."}
            Forbidden Planet
            Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
            At the late night double feature {"Rocky Horror"} picture show.
 
            {"Defrost!"}

Lips:     I knew Leo G. Carrol
          Was over a barrel {"Was fucked in a barrel!"}
          When Tarantula took {"L.S.D."} to the hills. {"Lick it!"}
          And I really got hot
          When I saw Jeanette Scott {"When I saw Janet's twat!"}
          Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills.
          {"What the fuck's a Triffid"}
          Dana Andrews said Prunes
          Gave him the runes {echo "Gave him the shits"}
          And passing them used lots of skills. {"sex skills"}
          But When Worlds Collide, {clap hands,"BOOM!"}
          Said George Powell to his bride,
          "I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills,"
          {echo "Sexual Thrills"}
          Like a... {"X-ray!"}
 
Chorus:     Science fiction, double feature
            Doctor X {"Sex Sex Sex Sex"} will build a creature.
            See androids fighting {"and fucking and sucking on"}
            Brad and Janet
            Anne Francis stars in {"Deep Throat the sequel to..."}
            Forbidden Planet
            Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
            To the late night double feature {"Rocky Horror"} picture show.
 
            I wanna go {"I want to cum"}
            Oh Oh Oh
            To the late night double feature {"Rocky Horror"} picture show.
            By RKO, {"RK Who?"}
            Oh Oh Oh
            To the late night double feature {"Rocky Horror"} picture show.
            {"Where's the best place to fuck?!"} In the back row,
            {front row: "Fuck the back row!" while flipping 'em off}
            {middle: "I've SEEN'em, YOU fuck'em!"}
            {back row: "Yay Back Row!" or "Fuck the FRONT row!"}
            Oh Oh Oh
            To the late night double feature {"Rocky Horror"} picture show.

Have fun on Halloween!

Jon Rosen
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Janet: Did they do this to you?
(while looking at Rocky's wounds.)
Audience: No, the L.A.P.D. did it!
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