HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Subject: New Contest (was RFD: Reorganization of rec.skiing)
Organization: The NorWEB Federation
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 01:37:18 GMT

Posted in rec.skiing by Klaus Biggers

---------- Begin quote ----------
This is a request for discussion on the reorganization of 'rec.skiing'.

rec.skiing - This group would remain mostly unchanged and will
therefore be the major clearing house for all topics.
Thus appropriate points of discussion would include just
about anything including but not limited to:
	1) How do I maintain my 15 year old equipment?
	2) When do the tumbleweeds in Colorado come out?
	3) Should I post ski reports starting September 15?
	4) Should I put my skis on the rack bases up or down?
	3) Should I put my skis on the rack facing forward or
		backward?
	4) Should I put my skis on the rack at all?
	5) Is it snowing?
	6) Where do the most skiers who don't shave ski?
	7) Where do the most skiers ski?
	8) Why does Eugene always want people to ski Vail?
	9) Is this rec.skiing.nazis?
	10) Oh yeah, you can post waterskiing stuff here too if you
		really have to.	
---------- End quote ----------


Now for the contest.

Fill in the blank in the following sed command that, when applied to
the above quote, makes it funny.

sed 's/ski/_____/g'

Winner receives 10000 copies of the "I HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER... LOVE,
NORMAN ROCKWELL" Carasso GIF.


--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbecued iguana.
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: brink of dissention
Date: 7 Sep 92 05:30:32 GMT
Organization: sulphur & oxygen



Reg twitched in his Sonik Warfare outfit and grimaced at the dial.
It was way too late to complain about it now, but he was definately
in need of a tailor.  That, and some competency in his chosen profession.

"GO GOGO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOGO!"  The CO shrieked, pushing people
out of the airplane.  This particular CO seemed to be on some kind of
acceleration substance, because he didn't seem to care if the chutes
were hooked up to the ripcords or not.  It was almost like he was on 
some kind of quota system, Reg thought.

He fingered his dobro nervously, and ran through the checklist again:
3 slides: 1 glass, 1 steel, 1 shatterproof plastic.  3 capos (one 
contraband - but they'd never know), 6 quarts of Harp in unbreakable
plastic bottles (evian bottles, but then there were few purists in 
this planeload).  6 tie-dyed Greatful Dead T-shirts, three of which were
from that foreign basketball team.

He had just gotten to "parachute" when the CO shoved him out of the airplane,
much to his shock and suprise.  He was even more suprised to find that the 
plane was flying 10' above the ground.  His parachute opened on impact,
and the backdraft from the plane pulled him 300 yards in the opposite
direction.

BoB
teCh
the draft is hell
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Me n' Jim Small
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 14:53:28 GMT

In article <1992Sep9.160036.28902@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@h00ters.tailhook.navy.mil (LCDR Robert W. Dobson) writes:

>So me and my Navy Buddy Jim Small were out havin a few drinks, discussing
>the criticism of Navy Policy coming from the Liberal Democratic Congress [tm]
>Boy, did the waitress have some nice h00ters. So when she wasnt lookin,
>I grabbed her ass. When she turned around I told her Jim did it. She believed
>me and slapped him.

So, been researching new sites for the next Tailhook convention, since the
Vegas Hilton doesn't want you back?

(Not that Congress has any grounds for criticising any other organization...)


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"When we talk...7% of communication is conveyed by meaning of words, 38% from
intonation, 55%...takes the form of visual cues." John Walsh, Compression Labs
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:30173 rec.pets:3084 alt.config:5773
From: dlee@aludra.usc.edu (ROGER DAVID CARASSO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.pets,alt.config
Subject: Re: Acquiring a Ferret
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,misc.jobs.offered,rec.pets
Date: 14 Sep 1992 22:34:14 -0700
Organization: ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

in rec.pets fritz@ben.dev.upenn.edu (Katie Fritz) writes:
)
)Ferrets are illegal in California.  The reason is mainly due to
)certain people in positions of power in the state who are violently
)opposed to the idea of ferrets as pets. 

NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING!  
FERRET CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

				   
		     DUE TO UNPRECEDENTED DEMAND,
		      I CALL FOR THE CREATION OF
		     ALT.CALIF.FERRET.CONSPIRACY.
From: mrx@sgi.com (you: coma: marilyn monroe)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: the surest way
Date: 10 Sep 92 22:15:38 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: the atrocity exhibition

jenine@netcom.com (Jenine Abarbanel) writes:

>i place them in the vacuum sealed isolation chamber.  i'll
>have to study them further before teaching in them.  too 
>risky.
>
>j.j, mr x and my shoes


drat.  these people know me too well.


		mr x

		luckily, it's september
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: quality of light
Keywords: light hands memory
Date: 5 Sep 92 04:43:40 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex


i weave my hands together, supporting one knee
as i sit in the car in the parking lot, waiting.
light shines out of one of the windows of the 
building, and i mentally trace the edge where 
the light intersects my hands.  

i remember i have seen this quality of light 
before, in some setting, sometime; i don't
remember where, when.  but the light doesn't 
remind me of the feelings that passed and were 
inevitably recorded when i saw its like before, 
whenever that was.  i know it can't remind me 
because it almost can, still, but a film of 
gauze sits firmly in the way, a thin film of 
gray matter, heavy lids of scar tissue
that dull the eyes in the back of my head.  

i sit in the car, waiting, knowing that i won't 
remember how i feel now the next time i see that 
quality of light again.


chaos

entropy of memory 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
From: mforbes@gmuvax2.gmu.edu (Michael L Forbes)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, Va.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 21:40:01 GMT

In article <zik.716280884@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> zik@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Michael Saleeba [Zik]) writes:
>mjra@usno05.nor.chevron.com (Mike Raymond) writes:
>>|> >>>>Beautiful.  Just beautiful.
>>|> >>>But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>>|> >>Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>>|> >I disagree completely, except for those parts dealing with cougars.
>>|> The cost of cat food is rising rapidly these days.
>>Some assembly is required, void were prohibited by law.
>Yes, the assembly of the law always led me to void too.
I just couldn't remember, is it the stork that burries its head in the sand?
-danc
From: MUSC90198405@LUST.LATROBE.EDU.AU (McDONALD,Alister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Settling for Zero
Date: 11 Sep 92 07:56:54 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <1992Sep5.084209.8681@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu writes:

> Assorted macho wit on a Friday night:
> 
> > ...and her mother-in-law, together: one can only fathom so much, but
> > how much menstrual smegma must be swirling around in that bubbling slush?
> 
> > she wants it, badly.
> 
> > oh, you are a kinky little mink.  you need to be spanked.
> 
> > carasso "she needs it from a *real* man"
> 
> This is getting downright primordial.  If I wanted to witness an.....
>
> Interesting!! You may be right.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rjones@itchy.dsd.es.com (Ray Jones - Perp)
Subject: Sad and Dejected
Organization: Design Systems Division, Evans & Sutherland, SLC, UT
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 20:57:12 GMT


Drieux is using spaces :(
--
                                          rjones@dsd.es.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Maybe they were in boxes or something
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 13:32:00 GMT

Actual conversation that took place in my office:

C. {returning from vacation}:  I never realized
	 how different the English they speak over
	 in England is from what we speak here.  It
	 was hard even to go grocery shopping --
	 they have a differnet word for everything.

Me:  Like what, for example?

C.  Well, for instance, their word for eggplant
	 is <something>.

Me:  You couldn't just _tell_ it was an eggplant?


This was the technical lead for our project talking.

mark
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hmmmm
Date: 8 Sep 92 21:18:09 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <laoa2aINN1c6@aludra.usc.edu>, rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) wr
ites:
>Who nominated John F. Woods as talk.bizarre's Designated Flamer?

That could be taken more ways than one.  But then again, so could he.

>i thought it should be put to a vote


-- 


: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************
: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
: General Neophyte   :    ************************
                                      .
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29943 alt.non.sequitur:43 alt.cascade:1849
From: arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Date: 14 Sep 92 02:11:45 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <1992Sep12.015924.3677@NeoSoft.com> arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>In article <HANS.92Sep11105742@ravn.iesd.auc.dk> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>> donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:
>> >> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>> >> But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>> > Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>> This must be the worst cricket match I have ever attended. 
>Excuse me, but is this the way to the Galleria?
Defending Kumquats and Kiwi Fruit are noble pursuits.
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Where are all the newbies?
Date: 12 Sep 92 15:17:04 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division

In article <1992Sep11.030357.1338@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>Mark "Gosh how I miss Bolton Hall" Lippert

Not.
Bolton is merely our business school. lots of young republicans angst over
statistics problems in the bolton labs. for true hell and newbies, one must
go to ems where one finds the truly backwards.



["wow! look! it's a female consultant!"
"Yeah! a GIRL!"]
-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Sigh
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 22:27:03 GMT

You know, it's really not worth it to read alt.slack, alt.smouldering.dog.zone,
and alt.religion.kibology if you read talk.bizarre.

To all you who crosspost--don't you think that your newsgroups will stand on
their own?

Of course, I could just killfile everyone in all newsgroups but one...

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"Don't fight it--it's over your head."
Current Album--King Crimson:The Compact King Crimson
Current Read--Robert Heinlein:The Past Through Tomorrow
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Very short, not too shameful, confession
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 12:49:09 GMT

spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Travaglia) writes:

>"Bless me father, for I have sinned."
>"I see.  For your penance say three hail marys"
>"Done."

The correct answer to this command is to say "three
hail marys", of course.

mark

I can say all 50 states in under a minute, too.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet)
Subject: Re: Kill the Wabbit
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 05:33:45 GMT
Organization: International Foundation for Internal Freedom

dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:

>Sweet Julie Anne, my heart's love, is getting very sensitive about
>talking politics. As she says it: "I can't ever manage to describe
>myself as a 'Radical Right-Wing Republican Reactionary' without
>sounding like Elmer Fudd".

The Lebanese Falange has a marvelous self-description: "Christian Fascists".
It's obvious the repos have been taken over by the US diocese.

-- 

Lance Norskog

Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 92 03:07:12 EDT
Organization: David Letterman Must Die

In article <1992Sep9.042411.10480@cc.umontreal.ca> cholette@JSP.UMontreal.CA (Cholette Martin) writes:
>In article <1992Sep4.184340.387@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> mhopper@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Mark Hopper) writes:
>>In article <pLm-c++@engin.umich.edu> I wrote:
>>>In article <1992Sep3.000834.27028@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:
>>>>Remember that skit where dave and paul went to that town meeting and the 
>>>>Amish robbed them?
>>>
>>>No, I don't.
>>>
>>>Y'know, that's a nice little newsgroup you guys have over there.  Created
>>>recently, was it?  Be kind of a shame if something was to happen to it,
>>>doncha think?  See, Mr. X here, he's normally a nice guy, but sometimes
>>>when people crosspost stuff to talk.bizarre he don't like, he gets mad.
>>>And when he gets mad, he sometimes breaks things.  Things like newsgroups,
>>>and newbies' legs, see?  I mean, he don't do it on purpose.  It's kinda
>>>like an accident.  You know, the sort of accident you might wanna AVOID, see?
>
> BIG DEAL buddy, like we give a damn of your stupid threats! Who the hell
> made you king shit on the net ?
>
> DAVE LETTERMAN #1

"Like we give a damn of your stupid threats"?  Sorry, but is English not
so good.  Maybe if you are German to speak, I am understanding you.

I claim both ears.  Carasso can have the tail.

>>>
>>>ljd
>>>
>>   Gee Margie, this Laurence guy really scares me. He must really be 
>>   BIZARRE!!!!
>>    
>>   He talk kinda funny too.

Yeah, well funny you are also speaking.  Kindly are you to fucking off, okay?

ljd
post to talk.bizarre again, and I'll be kicking the lot of you spotty
alt.fan.letterman weenies in the goolies, you pack of Sassenach bastards.

(rereading J.P. Donleavy again)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: challenge for Carasso
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 23:01:14 GMT


Our Favorte Newbie (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>
>   In article <1992Sep8.175210.25592@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>   >I am proud to announce: nmsu has just joined the Ivy League; by the
>   >Grandfather clause I am an Ivy Leaguer-that makes me better than you,
>   >Rog, and all the rest of you non Ivy-Leaguers out there.
>
>   What is this 'just joined' bullshit? 
>   a) It is a well known fact that Ivy League schools suck (no, SUCK) at football.
>   b) Guess which U was at the bottom of Sports Illustrated's ranking for this
>	   college football season in Division I-A.

For those of you who don't waste time reading Sports Illustrated, it
was NMSU, ranked LAST IN THE NATION.  USC, of course, is the best team
in the nation or close Im sure.

This pleases me no end.  

Only thing better than a school with the last ranked football team
is a school with no football team.

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CARASSO need an account
Date: 14 Sep 92 20:14:25 GMT

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
>jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) writes:
>>     $100 Quatloos to the first person to provide CARASSO with an account 
>>      with access to net news.
>a xerox of my tits to the next person to delete
>another account from which carasso has been posting.

for a xerox of jenine's tit's, I'll delete all my accounts myself.

carasso
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: In nova fert animus
Date: 10 Sep 92 16:16:46 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

Vox et praeterea nihil.
Xref: sparky talk.rape:2396 soc.women:16180
From: garvin+@cs.cmu.edu (Susan Garvin)
Newsgroups: talk.rape,soc.women
Subject: Re: Lioness method (monthly)
Date: 5 Sep 92 00:19:01 GMT
Followup-To: talk.rape
Distribution: na
Organization: School of Computer Science, Carnegie Mellon

In article <1992Sep4.194108.19862@mdd.comm.mot.com> booth@mdd.comm.mot.com 
(Greg Booth) reposts this article again.

Is anyone actually requesting that he do so?

I have written Booth and asked him not to.  The following two
quotes from the article are not true, and I see no reason
to perpetuate this myth on a monthly basis.

#When it ends, you will be dead; or alive, but physically
#and emotionally shattered, probably permanently. 

#Most rape victims never fully recover from the effects. They
#cannot totally separate, in their minds, any other man from
#the brute who destroyed their pride and self-confidence.
#It is much better not to be raped than to cooperate in
#the hope of surviving as a mentally crippled woman. 

Furthermore, there has been a bit of discussion in talk.
rape that indicates that some of the methods do not
work.  

I don't appreciate being labelled as "emotionally crippled"
each month.  I will complain publicly and privately each
time this tripe is posted.

I don't like the insinuation that anyone needs to be
told that rape is an awful experience, and I certainly
don't appreciate it being addressed to "women only."

Susan
Newsgroups: talk.rape
From: il57@vaxb.acs.unt.edu
Subject: Re: New Names...
Organization: University of North Texas
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 01:44:35 GMT

um...i'm new to this board...in fact i've only had a comp. acct. for a few
weeks.  somebody PLEASE tell me this guy isn't serious ('course that's 
what i said after my first exposure to Rush Limbaugh). i'm not a man-
hater (in fact i happen to be male), but looking at the way women are
treated, and have been being treated, i'm not real proud of my species.
just my opinions.
il57@vaxb.acs.unt.edu
From: stricher@masig.fsu.edu (Char Aznabul)
Newsgroups: talk.rape
Subject: Re: Lioness method (monthly)
Date: 6 Sep 92 05:02:35 GMT
Distribution: na

Susan Garvin writes
+ In article <1992Sep4.194108.19862@mdd.comm.mot.com> booth@mdd.comm.mot.com 
+ (Greg Booth) reposts this article again.
+ 
+ Is anyone actually requesting that he do so?
+ 
+ I have written Booth and asked him not to.  The following two
+ quotes from the article are not true, and I see no reason
+ to perpetuate this myth on a monthly basis.

Not me. Count me in favor of less drible on the net. Put it on
an ftp site, and *occasionally* put up a reminder that it's there.
Then interested parties can get it at will.

K'Char
From: habegger@bernina.ethz.ch (Andreas Habegger)
Newsgroups: talk.rape
Subject: sorry-test, too
Summary: testtwo
Keywords: sorry test too
Date: 14 Sep 92 12:06:35 GMT
Distribution: yes
Organization: Swiss Federal Institute of Technology (ETH), Zurich, CH

test two
Newsgroups: talk.rape
From: kimmyd@bnr.ca (Kimmy Posey P920)
Subject: Re: Family Values
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, BNR-RTP 
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 19:21:52 GMT

In article <1992Sep15.121857.1@woods.ulowell.edu>, cotera@woods.ulowell.edu writes:
|> It seems to me that rapists, and violent criminals in general, blame their
|> problems on a bad home life while growing up.  They were beaten, molested,
|> their parents were alcoholics, etc.  Perhaps "Family Values" are important
|> after all.

Yes indeed!  I am of the same opinion.  Strange how silent alt.rape is with
The Anti-Christ gone.  Very refreshing ...
 
KimmyD
From: vanhoek@bend.ucsd.edu (Karen van Hoek)
Newsgroups: talk.rape
Subject: Re: Family Values
Date: 16 Sep 1992 01:51:46 GMT
Organization: Linguistics Department, UCSD
NNTP-Posting-Host: bend.ucsd.edu

In article <1992Sep15.121857.1@woods.ulowell.edu> cotera@woods.ulowell.edu writes:
>It seems to me that rapists, and violent criminals in general, blame their
>problems on a bad home life while growing up.  They were beaten, molested,
>their parents were alcoholics, etc.  Perhaps "Family Values" are important
>after all.

Family values are important -- but not the "Family Values" the Republicans
are harping on, which have more to do with suppression of women's
independence and hatred of gays.  I haven't seen the right-wing
"Family Values" people propose anything that would actually promote
healthy, functional, nurturing families; they seem to be simply trying
to turn back the clock to the '50s.

Karen


Newsgroups: talk.rape,alt.sexual.abuse.recovery,misc.kids,junk
From: cryst@belay (Crystal Bell)
Subject: child abuse laws
Organization: Belay Enterprises Inc. Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 03:59:58 GMT


  Hi I was at the Flea-Market today and at one of the booths was this petition
I read it and signed immediately. Let Me give you some back-ground, in case
you haven't heard. 
        A couple of weeks a five year-old hearing impaired girl was found 
missing from the park near her home. The search went on all through the 
neighborhood that night until the police thought it was too dark. 
The people in the nieghborhood continued to look for her. Shortly after the
search was resumed the next morning. Shannon was found in a dumpster near her 
home. I think it was the next day that an arrest was made The man arrested 
lived across the street from Shannon. (That is the basic story, I don't know 
the details. 

I picked up an extra copy of it and I am going to try to get copies of it made
and filled. 

(This is edited to fit on my screen but it is other-wise exactly as it is 
written)


            ** In Memory of Shannon Dawn Morrisette-Bird**

We the undersigned residents of Canada draw the attention of the house 
            to the following:



We have formed this petition to stress our beliefs that the penalties in 
retrospect to Child Molesters and Child Murderers are far too lenient
in this country. We STRONGLY REQUEST that this petition be heard as the 
peoples' vote to reinstate Capital Punishment for Child Murderers and to
stiffen penalties for Child Molesters. If we cannot protect our children 
from the people who commit these heinous crimes, then who will? Therefore,
your petitioners call upon Parliament to enact legislation against these
types of offenders. 


This will be cross-posted to a few newsgroups so don't be surprised if you 
see it elsewhere.
If anyone in Canada is interested in a copy (To have filled out)just E-Mail me 
and we can discuss getting you a copy. 
(Or I'm sure that the person who started this petition would be happy to hear 
from you. )Not to mention shocked to hear from people all across Canada

If you really care about the children Of this country would you please 
E-Mail Me.  

ATTN. American Citizens: If you know  anyone in Canada who would work
for this very valuable and important cause get them to either 

(As well as for more information.)

Snail-Mail Me at: 
        Crystal Bell 
        2007 27 Ave. S.W.
        Calgary Alberta
        T2T 1H9

Telephone Me at:
        (403) 244-7759

Or (All You computer people out there) 

E-Mail Me at: 
        Cryst%belay@uunet.uu.net

                                        Thanks Very Much. 
                                        **Crystal Bell**




Newsgroups: talk.rape,soc.women
Subject: Re: Lioness method (monthly)