From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: Scandinavian heritage and national pastimes
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 01:53:23 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.163407.29465@research.nj.nec.com> haushalt@research.nj.nec.com (Robert C. Haushalter) writes:
>I would like to pitch in with the flaming of the norwegians but it so difficult to flame such a blah, do-nothing people.  To share my thoughts with this tundra-scum, i'll just lump the Finnish, Swedes and Norwegians together like a tumblebug into one bal> of scandinavian fecal material.  
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>(1)  SEX CHANGE OPERATIONS:  This operation was developed and perfected in scandinavia due to the following fact:  it was not too much of a change for the scando-anus "men" to undergo the operation due to the widespread prevelence of their rather tiny, a>rophied, diminutive genetalia.
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>(2)  LUTEFISK: this was originally developed as a sexual play-object for use during the 4-6 months during the winter when there is no sunlight.  since it is made out of organic matter, it turned into a staple food source during the shortages of WWII when>the "Brave Norwegian Army" crumpled before the onslaught of a few dozen germnan troops.
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>(3)  KIDDIE PORN (rhymes with JORN [as a slight aside, the scnados probably did not realize that JORN translates into english as "penis covered with genital warts"]):  The prevalence of child pormography is directly related to point (1) above.  The minis>ule peckers of your average scando-slime "male", which I'm told stops growing around the age of ten, is about the size of an American six year old's member.
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>(4) DUMB BLOND:  Even cursory inspection of the posts from scandinavia (esp norway) reveals that ta typical scando poster's IQ is rivaled only by their shoe size.
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>(5)  WHALE KILLERS  This is usually carried out by the Armies of scandinavia as it reminds them of their Viking days when these countries still had a collective life.
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>(6)  LAPLANDER/REINDEER SODOMY:  This is the national pastime (along with vodka) of these countries, especially during the holiday season, and helps pass the time during the months of winter darkness.
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>This is pretty much the view of scandinavia from over here and i'm wondering if any of the scandos could corroborate my assessment of you national heritage.  Thanks,  Bob

ORIGINALITY : 0

Please stay where you are in your drug induced fantasy world and
don't bless us with your wit.

Thanks for summing up what's going on for the last week and showing
how narrow minded and a shit for brains sicko you are. Do you want to 
talk about CHILD PORNO, DUMB BLONDES or SEX CHANGE ?!? You gays beat
the rest of the world hands down in those areas.

And DON'T you fucking sit in the desert on the other side of the globe
and talk about WHALE killing, try to improve your spelling instead.
Norway is currently *not* into whale killing and I hate it when people
on the other side of the globe with no clues whatsoever tries to impose
their views on this matter.

Go back to your bomb shelter and polish your guns so that they are
ready when the first bombs are coming.

>The opinions are mine..not my company's.
>Actually, everything is more complicated		

But you're unable to put it in words, right ?

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