From: gordons@netcom.com (Gordon Storga)
Subject: Re: Chaney's problems - call for discussion (was: Re: Garvin gets stabbed in the back! (was Re: The world according to propeller-boy - part 1
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 92 02:20:49 GMT
Organization: Stay Awake Software

<BtCHLr.7Kr@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
><st_nv5=.gordons@netcom.com> gordons@netcom.com (Gordon Storga) writes:
[my sig - which has been posted in almost the identical style for several
months]
>>Pro-abortion, Pro-person, Pro-women's-rights and ex-boytoy of Susan, Muriel, 
>>Cathi, Nora, Jennifer, Sarah, Lynn, Diana (catwoman), and Diana (Sorceress),
>>and married to a goddess among women, and proud of it.
>
>   Sorry. I don't like your .sig. 

Gosh, I'm all broken up about it.  I guess if you can't refute any of my
statements or arguments this would be your last refuge.

>                                  However, being the all around nice guy that
>I am, I figured I'd suggest a few modifications so that was clearer for
>all of us concerned readers.

Your attempt at humor is noted.  You don't mind if I "examine" your new sig
for me?

>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Gordon
>Pro-convenience, pro-ignorance, pro-anyone-whoagrees-with-me, pro-duke,

Yes, I'm afraid I am pro-convenience.  However, I won't force you to use
any convenience that you do not want to use.  Feel free to carry buckets
of water from the nearby stream (instead of the convenience of indoor
plumbing) and be sure to grow all your own food and slaughter your own
meat (none of that "convenient" super-market for Steve).

I've never been pro-ignorance, but you can pretend if you want to.

I'm not "pro-anyone-whoagrees-with-me".  I can prove it.  I'm against the
re-enslavement of blacks.  I'm sure Mr Chaney would agree with me on this
subject, and I can tell you quite truthfully - I am not "pro-Chaney".

Yes, I am a fan of John Wayne.

>pro-me, pro-ignoring-the-weak-and-defenseless, pro-lying-to-myself and

Gosh, yes I am pro-me.  What a terrible sin!

I do not ignore the weak and defenseless.  I regularly give to the Indian
schools and various animal shelters, besides donating money and clothes to
the homeless - not that it's any of your business.

I only lie to myself when I think I can still play football like I could
when I was 18. ;-)

>ex-boytoy of lots of women because I have a hard time with relationships,

Ah, 'tis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
Maybe one day you'll understand that, after you've had *any* relationship
with a woman.

>but married to a goddess among women, because she likes me for my "mind"

Yes, she does like me for my mind (She just said so!).

>and doesn't mind my impotence. 

"Impotence"?  If you mean the direct dictionary definition of STERILE,
then yes, she doesn't mind at all - she prefers it.

>                               I'm a computer geek and proud of it.

I'm afraid that I would need to see your definition of "geek".  I may be
proud of it.  Maybe not.

>There, I think that's much more fitting Gordon. Now, why not stop being
>an impudent little ass, and stop quipping everyone of Steve Chaney's points
>because you feel that there is an opportunity for you to appear witty.

I "quipped" Chaney's points?  Where did Chaney ever *make* a point?

>You fail miserably every time, and I am forced to look at your nauseating
>.sig to boot...

Aw, pore widdow babee!

>aasdSteveFranklin-Subliminal Psychology Major.ks;dlasBlueJaysRULEkasdfeahsdbfl
>sd;lfaswoq[eBuyMeAQuadra!!!mbnZMXCNdfsba;KdSPAMiuroqiyetIBMSuxiweuryth'ewr;mxn
>qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
>zx.cfranklin@ug.cs.dal.ca,sk;t;lrut[Superboy@ac.dal.cav.zx,Physics!eq3rwkh;oHA

Awesome sig there, Steve.  It's so lacking in humor, so non-entertaining,
so uninformative, so dull.  Don't change a thing... it's definately you.


Gordon (hit 'n' now Steve)
Pro-abortion, Pro-person, Pro-women's-rights and ex-boytoy of Susan, Muriel, 
Cathi, Nora, Jennifer, Sarah, Lynn, Diana (catwoman), and Diana (Sorceress),
and married to a goddess among women, and proud of it.
-- 
The opinions expressed are my own, and not the beliefs or opinions
of whatever company you think I work for.  So there, thhhbbbt!
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