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From: cscdc@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu (Dan Carpenter)
Subject: Weather - MO, KS, CO  22/23 Dec
Organization: Educational Computing Network
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 00:19:36 GMT

Before I catch a lot of grief,  where else should I post this besides
here?

Please discontinue replies on Monday, 21 Dec. 1992.

I depart from East Central Illinois  approx. 6AM  22 Dec for Ft. Collins
Colorado.  I will be traveling  I-70 to Denver.  

Anyone along I - 70, that can give a brief weather forcast or present
conditions around Sunday - Monday, it would be appreciated.

Any other tips for a segment of I-70 for bad weather would be nice.
 ie. - When it starts snowing in  "A", you have "X" hrs/minutes to reach
location "B" or gets snowed in on the road.
 ie Stretches of I-70 that drift worse than other.

Thank You

Dan

 

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Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.7384@cupid.sai.com
Subject: GAM in Chicago looking for GM friends
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
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Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 18:19:34 GMT
X-Iso: GM

Hi there,

I am a GAM living in Chicago city.  

I am 26, 5'8", 132lbs, str8 looking and acting.  To be discreet, I
cannot discribe myself in too detail here.  I don't have area restriction,
but of course it will be great if you also live in Chicago area.  I am 
looking for sincere friends, so you can skip this message if you are  
sexually driven.  I'll tell you about me in more detail when I reply your
mail.

Have a nice day!!


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Xref: sparky alt.personals:24519 alt.personals.misc:1081
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 20:04:03 EST
From: <CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: (no subject given)

>Subject: A prayer to attract a female friend.
>Dear Beloved:????????well thats rather specific now isn't it.

>Whatever you impress upon your subconscious mind will be experienced
>in your world.  Begin now to impress your subconscious mind with
>the qualities and characteristics you desire in a woman.

  ---um...not really. True, the subconscious can be a powerful tool,
  for example, i go into a test with a kick ass attitude and i do ok.
  But I think perhaps this goes a little overboard...I would rather
  find a girl by chance, by situation... not by reprogramming my brain.
  I want to love someone for who they are, mistakes and all. I want my
  girlfriend to have mistakes, so we can grow together..playing mind tricks
  is dangerous.

*imitation yoga deleted*
>"I am now attracting a woman into my experience who is
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I have a real big problem with this..

>honest, sincere, loyal, faithful, peaceful, happy, and prosperous.
>These qualities which I admire are sinking down into my subconscious
>mind now.  As I dwell upon these characteristics, they become a part
>of me and are embodied subconsciously
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Oh, are they? Are you just fooling yourself...

>I now decree that she possesses the following qualities and attributes:
>She is spiritual, loyal, faithful, and true.  She is harmonious,
>belongs to love, truth, and beauty can enter my experience.  I accept
>my ideal companion now.

What happens if no one is all of the above..by your story about the
subconscious, the person will never find anyone...

It's not that you have a bad idea..it's just the way you go about it..
 I tell you now that you will not find true love through spells,
 or some such other way of trying to trick a presumed fate..

Trust me...instead of trying to find an easy way out..just be yourself.
Women usually know when your talking garbage to them.  If you want to
find a mate..do this

* Be yourself..don't try to impress someone..because later on they
     will find out who you really are. Dont use jargon.

* Decide what is more important to you, love, or sex.

* Enjoy life...And again..be yourself..say what you feel. If you put on
  an act..you are fooling two people

* Don't be afraid to try new things...

--just a small part of a list I made once..again..it's not that i'm trying
to flame you...it's just I couldn't stand by and let this pass without
commenting...
                 Peace..and take care

                       Fuzzy Bunny
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: wba2320@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Subject: Re: I'm so overwhelmed
Reply-To: wba2320@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 20:09:38 GMT

Milt... you're a hosebag!...  go lay down in the back of the room like
a good little puppy and lick yourself....  geeze...  and you wonder why
you don't get laid...   let me ask you something...

		HAVE YOU EVEN **KISSED** A GIRL?!?!

i thought not...

Kristen... like i said in e-mail... way to go... it's tough chicks like you
that keep us on our toes...

btw... has anyone seen how the girl at KLICHTMA@ACPUB.DUKE.EDU has never 
logged in to her account... why do idiots insist upon posting from other
people's accounts?

Odie
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 21:22:19 EST
From: <TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: New York flame

New York is a nice place.  After all, there are so many neat things there
that they overshadow the few bad things.  The only thing is that you talk
a littel funny, but people from Canada say I have an accent.   Never leave
New York its a great place!

                                Todd
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: thumper@engin.umich.edu (Bob Topping)
Subject: Re: SWF wants ROMANTIC SWM
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 92 18:03:43 EST
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor

In article <Bz6v2C.1vq@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu> gdnikoli@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu (Greg Nikolic) writes:

        <STUFF ABOUT TURNING A POSTING AROUND DELETED >


>To be honest, this posting irritated the fuck out of me. The GUY has to be Mr
>Perfect Romantic, the GUY has to do everything right, the GUY is so lucky to 
>have the privilege of going out with this Karin chick. HE has to set up the
>dinners, arrange the interesting evenings, plan the moonlit walks and basically
>arrange the whole fucking thing while she sits on her ass and tags along,
>participant in a romantic adventure she had nothing to do with creating. Why?
>Because she was born with a nice pair of tits, a pretty face and manages to
>stay moderately slim by a genetic accident of metabolism. Whatever.
>

  *SIGH* I swore I'd never flame on the group, but I suppose that all rules
are made to be broken.

  OK, so this post irritated you.  Why?  Because Karin is looking for
something that she might actually want?  When you post to alt.personals,
you are posting in the hopes (possibly) of meeting someone to spend a
lifetime with.  Why can't we grab for the brass ring, and describe that
perfect person, JUST IN CASE??  I know that personally, I ENJOY setting
up the dinners, arranging interesting evenings and moonlight walks.  I don't
CARE if she's got a "nice pair of tits, a pretty face and manages to stay
moderately slim by a genetic accident of metabolism".  Does it make her
feel good?  Does it make her feel special?  Yes?  Then that's all that
matters, isn't it?  I feel good when I do these things for someone.  Don't
knock someone for trying to find happiness.

  Flames to /dev/null/ignore/all.

  -Bob.


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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sconley@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Stephen M Conley)
Subject: Re: Fun States other than CA (was RE: Neighbors)
Organization: The Ohio State University
 <1992Dec09.135106.35999@watson.ibm.com>
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 07:16:19 GMT

In article <1992Dec09.135106.35999@watson.ibm.com> 
jennings@tran.fishkill.ibm.com () writes:

>In article <1992Dec8.201626.12911@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>,
>sconley@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Stephen M Conley) writes:
>> In article <1992Dec08.190841.12290@watson.ibm.com>
>> jennings@tran.fishkill.ibm.com () writes:
>>
>> >have you ever thought about remedial english???   (i ar a pen stat
>> >engneer)....
>>
>> Hey, what a great idea!  Everybody, everybody!  Let's have an English
>> grammar and usage flamewar!  Oh, what an original thought... I don't
>> think USENET's _ever_ seen one of those before. ;-|
>
>Oh my God, what did I do, WHAT DID I DO??? After a long day, and being a
>little punch drunk, I just happened to comment on someone's grammar
>syntax. And, my God, I just happened to draw the ire of a fellow
>_Usenet_ user. I hope you feel better today.

I feel GREAT!  WaHOOOO!  YEAH YEAH YEAH!  WHOOOOOEEEEEE!  Not because I
snapped at you, understand, but because I had such a great evening!  All
this after nuking myself on a final.  But thank you for asking. :-) :-)

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: lbrother@zia.aoc.nrao.edu (Larry Brothers)
Subject: Re: Fun States to live in
Organization: National Radio Astronomy Observatory, Socorro NM
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 92 01:37:27 GMT

D'ya know why it's always windy in New Mexico?

'Cause Arizona blows and Texas sucks!

lb.

Newsgroups: alt.personals,soc.penpals,soc.singles
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 19:48:27 EST
From: Robbie Po <RAP115@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: I want a nice girl (2)

Chill out zero -  I think you've watched Bobby Knight throw one too many
chairs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
** Rob **
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: gary@buxhed.enet.dec.com ()
Subject: Re: Tatoo: What do you think ?
Reply-To: gary@buxhed.enet.dec.com ()
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 13:52:29 GMT



	Tatoo's ?

	I like them, my girlfriend has a sea horse tatooed on her ankle,
	go it done when she was 14 or 15 and hasn't regretted it since,
	she's now 21.

	Myself, I've toyed with the idea, I'd have to be really sure about
	it before getting one though.

	It would need to be something interesting as well, I think I'd like
	to design it myself. 

	Gary.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: Rai's Return!
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 19:13:50 GMT

In article <1992Dec19.181903.8586@netcom.com> tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker) writes:
>sdy@bcstec.boeing.com (Ugly Bag of Mostly Water) writes:
>>what ? RAI's been gone? and all this time I thought she was running a
>>psych. experiment.
>Maybe she was...*she'll* never tell...

maybe she IS a psych experiment...?

>>Not near as fun lurking with out her. though that tyger (and her boink) are
>>pretty entertaining.
>Why thank you sir! Be on the lookout for TygerBoink II, coming to a town 
>near you some time this summer!

how about Tygerboink III - Houghton MI!
(hey, it'd be near me...)

nah, you all would be too bored up here.

-bacon
From: jefforca@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Where are the nice girls?
Date: 19 Dec 92 22:34:37 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <BzHt9r.IoH@unix.portal.com>, mzank@shell.portal.com (matthew c zank) writes:
> Does anyone know where are all the nice girls? I do know
> that they are no nice girls in Wisconsin, or is it that nice girls
> are just a tale?
> --
> Matthew Zank * Eau Claire, Wisconsin
> ------------------------------------
> mzank@shell.portal.com
> mzank@nyx.cs.du.edu    MZANK@MCIMAIL.COM


Maybe your looking in the wrong place.  I personally know a hell of a lot of
"nice" girls in Eau Claire.  Maybe your idea of "nice" is someone nice enough
to let you get into her pants on the first dat, huh?  Quit being so damned
picky and go get to know some girls.  On behalf of all the nice girls I know in
this town,  FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!!
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.1312@cupid.sai.com
Subject: SM iso *Miss Kentuckiana*
Followup-To: alt.personals
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Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 19:08:40 GMT
X-Iso: SF


I'm a single male in my early 30s, reserved, responsible, affectionate,
flexible, honest, patient, and supportive. Advanced degree and gainfully
employed. I am new in the Louisville, KY area and seek a female
21-30something, average height & weight; for a mutually sastisfying
relationship, possibly more, if we like each other. Race, religion,
nationality are absolutely not important. The only requirement, that you be
full of life and wanting to share the good things that life has to offer. It
will be nice if you are located within a 150 mile radius of Louisville.
Hope to hear from you.

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Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.sex
From: an2424@anon.penet.fi (Pamela P.)
Subject: PANTYHOSE LOVERS WANTED
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals,alt.sex
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 21:33:49 GMT

X-Anon-To: alt.personals,alt.sex

I'm 26, 5'4", have greats legs and pretty feet, and I like to wear
pantyhose and show off my legs.  My hubby also has a pantyhose
fetish.  If you also have a fetish for shapely legs in pantyhose (as
opposed to stockings and garter belts), I would like to hear from
you.  We can share hot email about all aspects of pantyhose pleasure.

PS: I have don't get news at my site, just mail.  So please reply via
email instead of posting replies to news, or I'll never see them.

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: conditt@tsd.arlut.utexas.edu (Paul Conditt)
Subject: Re: Cost of the Twelve Days of Christmas
Summary: use Bob and Doug's formula instead
Organization: Applied Research Laboratories, University of Texas at Austin
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 19:42:36 GMT

In article <26k2ztb@rpi.edu> petitc@nuge101.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:
>Well, I was a bit bored, so here is what it would cost (estimated) if you
>really wanted to do the Twelve Days of Christmas routine to someone you love.

This is why you should go by Bob and Doug McKenzie's song.

>
>It's quite sobering, really.  Also, I followed the song EXACTLY---in other
>words, we need 12 partridges and pear trees because we have 1 for each day,
>for 12 days, and we need 22 turtle doves---2 per day for 11 days..and so on.

My math probably won't be as good cuz I don't wanna take the time to
figure it out.

>
>Anyhow, enjoy and happy holidays.
ditto
>
>Item			Qty.	Cost/Unit	Sub-Total	Total
>
>Partridge		12	100		1,200		1,200
Beer			12	5.95 		5.95		5.95
				(on sale. Canadian beer slightly more)
>Pear Tree		12	500		6,000		7,200
Plenty of trees in Canada - no cost
>Turtle-Doves		22	100		2,200		9,400
Turtle-necks		22	6.95		22x6.95		22x6.95+5.95
6.95 at Target (pronounced tar-jeh in French-speaking Canada)
but who really needs this many turtle necks?
>French Hens		30	200		6,000		15,400
French toasts		30	.05		1.50		above+1.50
>Calling Birds		36	150		5,400		20,800
pounds of back-bacon - not being from the Great White North, I'm not even
sure what back-bacon is, much less how much it costs.  Maybe someone from
up there can help us out.
>Golden Rings		40	200		8,000		28,800
Golden tukes		40	2.95		40x2.95		above+40x2.95
>Geese-a-laying		42	150		6,300		35,100
>Swans-a-swimming	42	150		6,300		41,400
>Pool			1	8,000		8,000		49,400
>Maids-a-Milking		40	150		6,000		55,400
>Pipers playing		36	200		7,200		68,600
>Ladies dancing		30	150		4,500		73,100
>Lords-a-leaping		22	300		6,600		79,700
>Fiddlers fiddling	12	250		3,000		82,700
>

I can't remember the rest of the song, so take off, eh, you hosers. :)

For those of you too young to know to which I am referring, check out
reruns of SCTV on Nick at Nite (do they still show them?).

So, for those of you with a true love, I'd recommend a 12-pack of your
favorite carbonated beverage, a turtle-neck or 2 to hide any evidence of
spending too much time in front of the fire (think about it- what are
turtle-necks *really* for?) and maybe a tuke or 2 for outdoor winter
activities.  What else could one want?  For those of us without a true love, 
like me :(, I'd suggest just the first day gift for yourself. :)

Words of wisdom for those of you who actually get snow on the ground
(no such thing in Austin, Texas) - don't eat the yellow snow.

Happy Holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>-- 
>Now on sale, in Aisle 5 of the Divine Supermarket---Lives, and Clues.  Buy
>yours now and avoid the rush!  They make great Christmas gifts!

Who needs 'em?  Just "take off to the Great White North, take off"
- Getty Lee


Paul (did I tell you that I look like the young Kris Kringle?) Conditt
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: mzank@shell.portal.com (matthew c zank)
Subject: one thing
Organization: Portal Communications Company
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 06:54:08 GMT

I HATE EAU CLAIRE, WISCONSIN. IT MUST BE NUKED!!
--
Matthew Zank * Eau Claire, Wisconsin
------------------------------------
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mzank@nyx.cs.du.edu    MZANK@MCIMAIL.COM
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: dperl@bnr.ca (Dan Perl)
Subject: Re: I want a nice girl (2)
Reply-To: nobody
Organization: BNR Ottawa
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 92 20:12:09 GMT

Mr. Zero,

There is a big contradiction in your article.  You are criticizing an action
of some netters while acting in the same way as them.

I agree with you that you have the right to post an ad like yours.  And nobody
stopped you, right?  But then in the same measure, other people had the right
to comment on it.  Officially or not, this newsgroup is not strictly only for
ads, it's also for comments.  You had a lot of guts to post your ad and I
admire that, especially because it was not anonymous.  But then have the
strength to read all the following comments without being rude in return.

You are perfectly right when saying that one should not tell people what to
want and why.  If you like someone for being *stupid* even, it's your right.
But let others comment on it.  If some of them were rude, they were wrong.
But you were rude too.

I have to address also those who wrote the nasty comments.  If the man doesn't
care about intelligence and just wants a doll to play with, what do you care?
Some men's caring more about looks than about brains doesn't make women be stupid.  There are a lot of women who are just like he wants them, and who
want someone like him.  May they be happy together.  Is it against your
values?  Try to be more tolerant.

-- 
Dan Perl	(613)763-9411
Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: deb@spectra.eng.hawaii.edu (David Barrett)
Subject: Re: Women's Postings
Organization: University of Hawaii, Dept. of Electrical Engineering
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 21:28:05 GMT

In article <sehamb01.724088662@starbase.spd.louisville.edu> sehamb01@rigel.spd.louisville.edu (Steve Hamburg) writes:
>I find it an incredible coincidence that every single female that posts in everynews group is gorgeous with long black or blonde hair, blue eyes, tan, slim, 
>etc...
>
>You women are constantly shitting down us male's throats, but at least we tell
>it like it is.  Every single damn woman I have ever talked with is a Cindy
>Crawford who wants a male to soak up everything she says and to be her puppet.
>
>So, why don't you prove me wrong!  Instead of retaliating and telling me how
>much of a shithead I am, why don't you respectable, honest women write me and
>then I will apologize to you PERSONALLY for making this harsh generalization.
>
>Steve.
>

The gal you want is not going to very audible above all the flambosity of the
posts you see and she certainly isn't going to approach anyone with the kind
of resentment and anger you are putting out.  You have to post like you are 
talking directly to her with your real nice self (if there is one) and ignore
all the other cat calls and TRY alittle patience.  Otherwise pouting and
grumbles earns the right to be definitely alone.  Try demonstrate your good
side rather than challenge to show it.  Something about deeds of speech rather
than speech of needs.

dB
and `
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: Rai's Return!
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 16:54:11 GMT

In article <1992Dec18.090713.4692@memstvx1.memst.edu> mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>In article <1992Dec17.214503.15843@bcrka451.bnr.ca>, bbooth@bnr.ca (Bradley Booth) writes:
>Oh it's goin so sweet!!!!!!!!!

yay!!
did you get the car thing taken care of?

>Rai.
>_____________________________________________________________________________
>"Wanna be impulsive, reckless..."           	R A I
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

it's certainly much more fun than spending your life locked at home!

-bacon
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: salt@shell.portal.com (avram rudy vener)
Subject: Re: Lonely Girl
Organization: Portal Communications Company -- 408/973-9111 (voice) 408/973-8091 (data)
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 02:02:03 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.165632.18475@oz.plymouth.edu> j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes:
>In article <15875@auspex-gw.auspex.com> rfisk@Auspex.COM (Rick Fisk) writes:
>>
>>Maybe they're just more desparate than I could imagine.
>>Maybe you flatter yourself
>>
>>Rick
>>
>Yeeeeehaaawwww.Go rickster, way to slam.You may be a slamhound yet,
>work on including some bigger words next time, and the correct
>spelling of 'desparate' is desperate, unless of course you were
>referring to them being desparate, but somehow i think you are the
                         ^^^^^^^^^
Usually I don't get involved with this sort of thing but just this once....
I cannot help but disparage this disparate use of desperate. :-)

Rudy
From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Rai's Return!
Date: 17 Dec 92 19:48:41 GMT
Organization: Memphis State University

Hi GUYS! [Generic Term],

What's this I hear it through the grapevine that you have elected a new
"net.godess" not that I ever really wanted the title and I did renounce it but
I get flamed to death about it and I hear that you've elected a new one!
C'mon guys that's not fair. 

Well I may just have to come back and stir things up a bit!

Rai.
_______________________________________________________________________________
"Damn, I wish I was your lover,				R A I
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