HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dac@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,aus.flame
Subject: Re: Real Cyberpunks Don't eat quiche.
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 11:33:24 GMT
Reply-To: munnari!labtam!eyrie!prolix!dac
FollowUp-To: rec.humor.d,aus.flame
Keywords: 
Organization: More like Dis~, really.

In article <axolotl.703054977@syzygy>, Iain Sinclair writes:

> prb@access.digex.com (Pat) writes:
>  >     - Real cyberpunks wear military surplus clothing, non-neon colored
>  >       Gortex, bluejeans, boots (combat or motorycle), Factsheet-5 T-Shirts,
>  >       and kilts (on formal occasions).
>  >
>  >     - Real cyberpunks program in assembler and ADA.
>  >
>  >     - Real cyberpunks never drive an unmodified vehicle.
>  >
>  >     - All real cyberpunks have their ham license.
>  >
>  >     - Real cyberpunks have copies of their state's law statues.
>  >
>  >     - Real cyberpunks own at least one gun.
>  >
>  >     - Real cyberpunks keep a supply of DMSO handy.
>  >
>  >     - Real cyberpunks have acquired a Bell System hard-hat.
>  >
>  >     - Real cyberpunks drink Jolt.
> 
> Real cyberpunks have never kissed a girl.
> 
> Real cyberpunks are pathetic, unredeemable fuckwits.
> 

And Sinclair is the inventor of the ZX81.

Iain is plainly a spastic throwback to the vegetation of the
paleolithic era, and is in no way, shape, or form, related to Sir
Clive.

> --
> Iain Sinclair   axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au                             ne cede.

But then, who would want to be?

Dac
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Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: yduj@lucid.com (Judy Anderson)
Subject: Wanted: Anagram of George Herbert Walker Bush
Organization: Lucid East, Sharon MA
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 92 02:17:55 GMT


A few months ago there was an excellent anagram of George Herbert
Walker Bush posted.  Did anyone save it?  I thought I'd remember it
(yeah right)...  Either email or post...  Thanks.

yduJ (Judy Anderson)        yduJ@lucid.com      'yduJ' rhymes with 'fudge'
   Join the League for Programming Freedom, league@prep.ai.mit.edu
From: cscdc@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu (Dan Carpenter)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Texas Fritters
Date: 6 Apr 92 18:48:20 GMT
Organization: Educational Computing Network


                    ROADKILL  CAFE

       YOU  KILL  IT..............WE  GRILL  IT!

                 Meals  Under  Wheels

       Featuring Some of Texas' Finest Meals

                       MENU

--------------------------------------------------------------------


Eating food is more fun, When you know it was hit on the run!

                     ENTREES

Center Line Bovine............................4.95
 Taste real good, straight from the hood.

The Chicken...................................3.95
 That didn't cross the road.

Flat Cat......................................2.95
 Served as a single...or in a stack.


      A TASTE OF  THE  WILD  SIDE
        (Still in the Hide)

Chunk of Skunk.................................1.95
Smidgen of Pigeon..............................1.95
Shake N Bake Snake.............................2.25
Swirl of Squirrel..............................1.55
Whippoorwill on a Grill........................3.30
Narrow Sparrow.................................0.55
Rigor Mortise Tortoise.........................6.75

                    Bag N Gag
       Our daily take-out lunch special
           - Anything Dead in Bread -

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

    YOU'LL EAT LIKE A HOG.....WHEN YOU TASTE OUR DOG!

Slab of Lab....................................2.95
Pit Bull Pot Pie...............................1.95
Cocker Cutlets.................................3.95
Shar-pel Filet.................................5.95
Poodles-N-Noodles..............................5.95
Snippet of Whippet.............................4.50
Collie Hit by a Trolley........................3.95
German Shepherd Pie............................3.95
Round of Hound.................................4.25



               GUESS  THAT  MESS
             A Daily Special Treat
          If you can guess what it is....
            YOU EAT IT FOR FREE!

             LATE NIGHT DELIGHT

Rack of Raccoon................................3.95
Smear of Deer..................................4.95
Awesome Possum.................................1.95
Cheap Sheep....................................0.43

          Served fresh each night after dark.


-----------------------------------------------------------------------

          WASH THAT GOOD FOOD DOWN WITH SOMETHING TO DRINK

Snake Shake....................................1.25
Vanilla Armidilla..............................1.25
  (strained or unstrained)
Armadillo Sasbarilla...........................1.25







     TITILLATE YOUR TASTE BUDS WITH THESES GREAT DESERTS

Frog Lime Pie..................................2.25
Road Toad Ala Mode.............................1.65
 (chocolate, vanilla, or orange sherbert)
Pineapple Porcupine Split......................2.25



------------------------------------------------------------------------



Bon Apetite!

Dan
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: lepro@schaefer.math.wisc.edu (Douglas R Lepro)
Subject: Re: TONGUE TWISTERS***
Reply-To: lepro@schaefer.UUCP (Douglas R Lepro)
Organization: Univ. of Wisconsin Dept. of Mathematics
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 14:38:47 GMT

In article  (Ping Phing Kho) writes:
>In article (Crunchy Frog) writes:
>>In article
>>  jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer) writes:
>>
>>>Okay - here's one that I have *never* seen anyone be able to do.
>>>
>>>                     "Toy Boat"
>>>
>>>Most people can't even say that twice in a row, slowly.
>>
>>This one is actually easy if you know the trick.  Don't say "Toy Boat" lots
>>of times, say "Boat Toy" lots of times.  This actually works for me!
>>
>>>John Fischer        
>>>Case Western Reserve University (yes, its a place!)
>>>Cleveland, Ohio
>>>jxf13@po.cwru.edu
>>
>>C "Rubber Baby Bugger Bumpers" Frog
>
>OK now..., could anyone tell me what's so funny about this
>	"TOY BOAT"   or   "BOAT TOY" thing?
>
>I've tried to say it lotsa times with my foreign tounge, but still
>ain't seem to be a fun tounge twister to me.
>
>-Ping-

Something which is in the same category as above but is remarkably more 
difficult to say is 
                     "Toy Boat or Troy Boat"

It originates from my friend Jeff who after 5 years of practice can say 
it speedily.

Doug
From: jnewton@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Justin Newton)
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Keywords: copy followup
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 17:29:45 GMT

In article <uqL7iB5w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> mike@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Mike Batchelor) writes:
>wooledge@ces.cwru.edu (Gregory Wooledge) writes:
>
>> Some of the cascade contributions have been truly witty, some just plain dumb
>> However, their relevance to alt.sex (and several other newsgroups) is dubious
>> at best.
>> 
>> Suggestion: alt.cascade, or possibly rec.humor.cascade.
>> Any takers?
>Many Lakers.
Tammy Baker.
>[] ---
>[] Mike Batchelor -- mike@batpad.lgb.CA.US -- cerritos.edu!batpad!mike
>[] Long Beach, California
>[] TNG Quote: "You were travelling in close formation at over 80,000 kph, only
>[] 10 meters from Cadet Albert, and you didn't even know his orientation?!?"


Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: comptec91006@camins.camosun.bc.ca (Michael Botten)
Subject: Re: Real Cyberpunks Don't eat quiche.
Organization: Camosun College
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 02:19:29 GMT

In article <axolotl.703054977@syzygy>, axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au (Iain Sinclair) writes:
> prb@access.digex.com (Pat) writes:
>  >     - Real cyberpunks wear military surplus clothing, non-neon colored
>  >       Gortex, bluejeans, boots (combat or motorycle), Factsheet-5 T-Shirts,
>  >       and kilts (on formal occasions).
>  >
	Got the boots...

>  >     - Real cyberpunks program in assembler and ADA.

	yep...

>  >     - Real cyberpunks never drive an unmodified vehicle.

	of course...

>  >     - All real cyberpunks have their ham license.

	got that too...

>  >     - Real cyberpunks have copies of their state's law statues.

	oops - don't live in a state anyway

>  >     - Real cyberpunks own at least one gun.

	does a pellet gun count?

>  >     - Real cyberpunks keep a supply of DMSO handy.

	heheheheh

>  >     - Real cyberpunks have acquired a Bell System hard-hat.

	Hey, now there's an idea...

>  >     - Real cyberpunks drink Jolt.

	barf...

> Real cyberpunks have never kissed a girl.

	welllll....

> Real cyberpunks are pathetic, unredeemable fuckwits.

	yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

> 
> --
> Iain Sinclair   axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au                             ne cede.
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: c60a-dy@amazon.Berkeley.EDU (Mikey likes it)
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Keywords: copy followup
Organization: University of California, at Berkeley
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 04:13:56 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.234356.16337@uwm.edu> alanchem@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Alan Scott Olson) writes:
>In article <1992Apr14.225911.6014@gn.ecn.purdue.edu> constant@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (Tino) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr14.205827.15626@colorado.edu> burtonr@qso.Colorado.EDU (Richard Burton) writes:
>>>gdkg1346@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Gautham D. Kamath) writes:
>>>>randy@rss.dl.nec.com (Randy Bullard) writes:
>>>>
>>>>>wooledge@ces.cwru.edu (Gregory Wooledge) writes:
>>>>>>>> Any takers?
>>>>>>>Many Lakers.
>>>>>>Danny is a faker.
>>>>>Fuck Tammy Fay Baker.
>>>>Yuck, may God take her.
>>>Suck the blonde cake hair.
>>Duck! a load of dripping Nair.
>You assholes are not playing fair!
Jim's asshole is getting excessive wear.

Mikel B.
"I can't condone slapping women.  I can UNDERSTAND it, but I
 can't condone it" - The late great Sam Kinison

					R.I.P.

>-- 
> ___________/ Alan S. Olson  UW-Milwaukee Chemistry Department \______________
>/     e-mail to alanchem@csd4.csd.uwm.edu  OR  alan@alchemy.chem.uwm.edu      \
>|          Want some good music?  Check out Milwaukee's own BoDeans           |
>+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
From: unruley@mcl.mcl.ucsb.edu (Kriss Boyce)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS - Compiling a list
Date: 13 Apr 92 08:01:28 GMT

how about
     military intelligence
     stationary bicycle
     hunting preserve

     keep 'em rolling! =)
     kriss
From: dabg7181@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (HE-DAN Master of the Universe)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: uNusuAl plAceS to dO IT!!
Date: 14 Apr 92 20:16:42 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

In article <1992Apr14.184819.11863@wam.umd.edu> gumby@next02cville.wam.umd.edu (Daniel David Reynolds) writes:
>In article <1992Apr13.134925.65637@research.ptt.nl>  
>willegen@research.ptt.nl writes:
>> In article <1992Apr9.225040.24518@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>,  
>jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer) writes:
>> > 
>> > 
>> > What was the craziest place you have ever done IT?  Or heard about?

[interesting places deleted]

>> > -- 
>> > John Fischer        
>> > Case Western Reserve University (yes, its a place!)
>> > Cleveland, Ohio
>> > jxf13@po.cwru.edu
>> 
[more interesting places deleted]

How about the pool at a Holiday Inn Holidome.  Yeah, some kids and parents 
were hanging around but no one with a mask and snorkel.  It was a little 
ruff at first (water is NOT a good lubricant) so we went back to the room
and finished it propper!

later,

Dan Brown
dabg7181@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu.us
Department of Slavic Languages and Literatures
University of Illinois at Urbana
Xref: sparky alt.sex:14534 rec.humor:16441 rec.humor.d:1446
From: constant@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (Tino)
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Keywords: copy followup
Date: 14 Apr 92 22:59:11 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Apr14.205827.15626@colorado.edu> burtonr@qso.Colorado.EDU (Richard Burton) writes:
>gdkg1346@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Gautham D. Kamath) writes:
>>randy@rss.dl.nec.com (Randy Bullard) writes:
>>
>>>wooledge@ces.cwru.edu (Gregory Wooledge) writes:
>>>>>> Any takers?
>>>>>Many Lakers.
>>>>Danny is a faker.
>>>Fuck Tammy Fay Baker.
>>Yuck, may God take her.
>Suck the blonde cake hair.
Duck! a load of dripping Nair.

Tino
-- 
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The nuclear scientist will prepare the bed on which mankind must lie; and
 if mankind doesn't fit - well, that will be just too bad for mankind."
                                      - Aldous Huxley
Xref: sparky alt.sex:14541 rec.humor:16447 rec.humor.d:1448
From: rubel0455@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Date: 14 Apr 92 18:48:03 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

In article <uqL7iB5w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US>, mike@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Mike Batchelor) writes:
> wooledge@ces.cwru.edu (Gregory Wooledge) writes:
> 
>> Some of the cascade contributions have been truly witty, some just plain dumb
>> However, their relevance to alt.sex (and several other newsgroups) is dubious
>> at best.
>> 
>> Suggestion: alt.cascade, or possibly rec.humor.cascade.
>> Any takers?
> Many Lakers.
Stinky Bakers.
From: ar_mill@pavo.concordia.ca (MILLEN, ANDREW R.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Classified Ad
Date: 8 Apr 92 16:27:00 GMT
Organization: Concordia University
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Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: jdg41088@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Pickaxe)
Subject: Call for Drunk Stories
Keywords: drunk
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 18:00:19 GMT

I'm compiling a list of stories that have happened to you when you've been
wasted out of your mind. Please limit this to experiences that you have had
or have seen yourself. (No second hand stories) Try to keep them relatively
short seeing as I don't have all that much free space to work with. I'll post
the best ones if response is good.

mail stories to:


pickaxe@uiuc.edu

Thanks
-- 
Joe Gross
pickaxe@uiuc.edu
Xref: sparky alt.sex:14560 rec.humor:16456 rec.humor.d:1451
From: littaum@nyssa.CS.ORST.EDU (Mike Littau)
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Keywords: copy followup
Date: 15 Apr 92 01:59:53 GMT
Article-I.D.: CS.1992Apr15.015953.26638
Organization: CS Dept. Oregon State University, Corvallis, Oregon.

In article <1992Apr14.172945.19730@casbah.acns.nwu.edu> jnewton@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Justin Newton) writes:
>>[] TNG Quote: "You were travelling in close formation at over 80,000 kph, only
>>[] 10 meters from Cadet Albert, and you didn't even know his orientation?!?"

But sir, I never knew him in "that way", so I would have no idea as to what
orientation he was.
From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: TONGUE TWISTERS***
Date: 8 Apr 92 22:18:44 GMT
Organization: gte

In article <1992Apr5.225135.28011@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, rhatch@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Richard Hatch) writes:
> One from the Guiness Book:
> 
>    The sixth sick shiek's sixth sheep's sick.
> 
Seven silly sailors saw seven slowly sinking ships.

(Ok, so it's been around for a while - I still like it.)
-- 
It's a wonderful feeling when you voted for the winner, but the time to vote for
the guy who "could win" is past: vote your conscience - Marrou/Lord in 92!
Andrew Ford INTERNET: gtephx!forda@asuvax.eas.asu.edu
            UUCP: !uunet!samsung!romed!asuvax!gtephx!forda
From: e5as002@hamlet.ucdavis.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Request: IBM JOKES for a Mac freak friend
Date: 13 Apr 92 23:23:39 GMT

I'm wondering if anyone has any IBM/PC jokes for a friend who
just adores him Macintosh computer.

Please e-mail as I don't frequent this newsgroup.

Thanks
John
e5as002@hamlet.ucdavis.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: kuntal@algol.cs.umbc.edu (survivor)
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS - Compiling a list
Organization: University of Maryland Baltimore Campus, Computer Science Department
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 00:38:16 GMT

In article <SLAGLE.92Apr14205627@sgi417.msd.lmsc.lockheed.com> slagle@lmsc.lockheed.com writes:
>In article <1992Apr14.141537.6080@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com> gary@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com (Gary Henderson) writes:
>   How about
>
>      "political ethics"?
>
>----
>Maybe better as
>
>      "Congressional ethics" committee?
>

how about "scheduled arrival" or "scheduled departure" ?

or in LA, "police protection" ?


kuntal



Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: erspert@athena.mit.edu (Ellen R. Spertus)
Subject: Wanted: Citation for Journal of Irreproducible Results Article
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 17:59:07 GMT

My brother told me he saw an article in the Journal of Irreproducible
Results that presented the following argument why more men than women
are physicists: 

Much of introductory physics developed from the study of parabolic
motion, a phenomenon that boys have much more experience with than
girls do, because of the differences in how they go to the bathroom.
This theory is supported by Newton's famous remark on his genius in
physics, which has been obscured by the addition of a few erroneous
letters: "If I have *peered* farther, it is because I stood on the
backs of giants."

I went through a stack of JIRs to try to find this article but was
unable to.  Can anyone tell me which issue it appeared in?  I would
love to have a citation to it.  

					Ellen Spertus
					erspert@athena.mit.edu

Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: bagchi@eecs.umich.edu (Ranjan Drzzzzt!  Bagchi)
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Organization: Recreational Creationists, Inc.
	<1992Apr15.005701.3132@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>
	<1992Apr15.063610.4048@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 08:06:36 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.063610.4048@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> mcdougal@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jon . McDougal) writes:
>In article <1992Apr15.005701.3132@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> sdo@uiuc.edu writes:
>>>>> Suggestion: alt.cascade, or possibly rec.humor.cascade.
>>>>> Any takers?
>>>> Many Lakers.
>>>Stinky Bakers.
>>Sorry Fakers.
>Wimpy Lakers?
Plenty o' Quakers
--
Ranjan Bagchi:   Di.sigsgvirusuise                 bagchi@eecs.umich.edu
oo   oooo  o oo   ooo oo oo   oo       o o  oooo ooo o       o        oooooooo
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: greis@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Gayla Ann Greis)
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Keywords: Never use Nair on your nose hair!
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 13:14:28 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.085404.17337@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> c60a-dy@amazon.Berkeley.EDU (Mikey likes it) writes:
>In article <1992Apr15.063952.4174@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> mcdougal@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jon . McDougal) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr15.041356.2410@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> c60a-dy@amazon.Berkeley.EDU (Mikey likes it) writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr14.234356.16337@uwm.edu> alanchem@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Alan Scott Olson) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Apr14.225911.6014@gn.ecn.purdue.edu> constant@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (Tino) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Apr14.205827.15626@colorado.edu> burtonr@qso.Colorado.EDU (Richard Burton) writes:
>>>>>>gdkg1346@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Gautham D. Kamath) writes:
>>>>>>>randy@rss.dl.nec.com (Randy Bullard) writes:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>wooledge@ces.cwru.edu (Gregory Wooledge) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> Any takers?
>>>>>>>>>>Many Lakers.
>>>>>>>>>Danny is a faker.
>>>>>>>>Fuck Tammy Fay Baker.
>>>>>>>Yuck, may God take her.
>>>>>>Suck the blonde cake hair.
>>>>>Duck! a load of dripping Nair.
>>>>You assholes are not playing fair!
>>>Jim's asshole is getting excessive wear.
>>I'll cascade as much as a bloody well dare!
>Why are the lines getting closer to there? ----->
A Pie made from limes will likely make you gro hair.



Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,aus.flame
From: amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog)
Subject: Re: Real Cyberpunks Don't eat quiche.
Organization: Computer Science Department, Stanford University.
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 18:49:28 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.160203.9635@unx.sas.com> 
  sasefj@junebug.unx.sas.com (Edith Jeffreys) writes:
>In article <axolotl.703054977@syzygy>, 
>  axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au (Iain Sinclair) writes:
>>prb@access.digex.com (Pat) writes:
>> >
>> >     - Real cyberpunks drink Jolt.
>>
>>Real cyberpunks have never kissed a girl.
>
>cyberpunks are always male????

ALL real cyberpunks are male.  Women have more sense.

>Edie Jeffreys            The fact is, no matter how closely I study it

C Frog
From: hubler@galaxy.lerc.nasa.gov (Dale Hubler)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: TONGUE TWISTERS***
Date: 8 Apr 92 12:20:37 GMT
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center

In article <1992Apr5.225135.28011@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> rhatch@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Richard Hatch) writes:
>One from the Guiness Book:
>
>   The sixth sick shiek's sixth sheep's sick.
>
>-- 
>| Mail me here: Richard Hatch  | "Tact is the art of convincing people that  |
>|  CS332101017@utsa86.utsa.edu |  they know more than they do.               |
>|  rhatch@lonestar.utsa.edu    |                                             |
>|  rhatch@ringer.cs.utsa.edu   |                  -Raymond Mortimer          |

Or

Seven shell shocked soldiers sawing six slick slender slippery silver saplings.

--
Dale A. Hubler  (216) 977-7014   hubler@lerc.nasa.gov
Progress marches on, trampling everything in its path.
Xref: sparky alt.sex:14590 rec.humor:16477 rec.humor.d:1460
From: mcdougal@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jon . McDougal)
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Keywords: Never use Nair on your nose hair!
Date: 15 Apr 92 06:39:52 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <1992Apr15.041356.2410@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> c60a-dy@amazon.Berkeley.EDU (Mikey likes it) writes:
>In article <1992Apr14.234356.16337@uwm.edu> alanchem@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Alan Scott Olson) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr14.225911.6014@gn.ecn.purdue.edu> constant@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (Tino) writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr14.205827.15626@colorado.edu> burtonr@qso.Colorado.EDU (Richard Burton) writes:
>>>>gdkg1346@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Gautham D. Kamath) writes:
>>>>>randy@rss.dl.nec.com (Randy Bullard) writes:
>>>>>
>>>>>>wooledge@ces.cwru.edu (Gregory Wooledge) writes:
>>>>>>>>> Any takers?
>>>>>>>>Many Lakers.
>>>>>>>Danny is a faker.
>>>>>>Fuck Tammy Fay Baker.
>>>>>Yuck, may God take her.
>>>>Suck the blonde cake hair.
>>>Duck! a load of dripping Nair.
>>You assholes are not playing fair!
>Jim's asshole is getting excessive wear.
I'll cascade as much as a bloody well dare!