HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: adwright@iastate.edu ()
Subject: street address numbers
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 16:21:44 GMT

Peeve: Trying to find a place for the first time when only one out of 
every ten buildings have the address numbers displayed so they can be 
seen while driving by.


Xref: sparky alt.peeves:16870 alt.flame:14570
From: parr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Charles Parr)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves,alt.flame
Subject: Re: JENNY'S LESSON IN FLAMING (was Re: the Devil's Day (and the Devil's Night))
Keywords: I HATE CROSSPOSTERS
Date: 10 Nov 92 15:24:48 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

In article <BxH852.9DG@cs.dal.ca> smith@ug.cs.dal.ca (Sean Smith) writes:
>	I've got an idea - let's take up a collection so Steve Franklin can get
>a real life - his seems to be broken.

Yep, and then we can fold that shiny new life until it's all 
sharp jagged corners, and shove it about three feet up his
colon.

Quit wasting our time, Franklin.

Bugger off.

Regards, charles
-- 
Within the span of the last few weeks I have heard elements of
separate threads which, in that they have been conjoined in time,
struck together to form a new chord within my hollow and echoing
gourd. --Unknown net.person
Xref: sparky alt.peeves:16634 rec.motorcycles:38299
From: dre@catnip.berkeley.ca.us (All of our represanatives are still busy; please continue to hold)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves,rec.motorcycles
Subject: fucking BDI motorcycle drivers
Date: 5 Nov 92 03:53:10 GMT
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Organization: The San Jose Home for Perverted Hackers

Scene: moi, driving home in traffic on the Lawrence expressway.  BDI
	motorcycle driver five feet off of my bumper, bright light
	shining right in my rear-view mirror.


I tap the brakes, re-adjust my rear-view mirror, the dumb-assed guy
is still 5' off of my rear bumper.

So I do the next thing in my "back off" program: slow down.

Cars are passing us at about 50MPH [the speed limit].

I take my foot off of the petal and let the car slow from 40 to 25.

More cars pass us with plenty of space for the BDI to get out from
behind me.  

Guy is still on my bumper.

I put my foot on the brake, lightly of course.

Slow to 20.

BDI motorcycle driver then finally decides to pass me, looking at me
as if I'm crazy.

What is he wearing?

	1. a full-faced helmet.  we have a helmet law here in california.
	2. sneakers
	3. cloth pants
	4. cloth jacket


-- 
"If I had killed her when I had first thought about getting divorced,
 I would have been out of jail by now."
	-- A newly-divorced guy I met at a block party
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: nolan@lurch.twg.com (Nolan Hinshaw)
Subject: Re: ...what dreams may come?
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: Somewhere West of Nowhere
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 16:54:48 GMT


In article <17907@autodesk.COM>, booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards) writes:
[sleep and key stuff deleted]
|>I look like a janitor with all those keys.

!peeve: Nifty janitor-nerd key retrievers. I keep my keys partitioned between
two separate key rings based on some arcane determination of what goes with
which. I'd rather have a key retriever - it's on the Christmas list.

--
Nolan "I've got keys that jingle-jangle-jingle" Hinshaw
Internet: nolan@twg.com			Dingalingnet: (415)962-7197	
"Don't get jealous, Elaine. Get a dick!" Bill Berbenich, in alt.peeves
"Be careful,..., or I'll use a plunger on your face untul you burp shit."
   A. Banta, alt.peeves

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From: donb@igor.tamri.com (Don Baldwin)
Subject: Re: sick and dying
Organization: TOSHIBA America MRI, South San Francisco, CA
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 92 18:00:01 GMT

In article <1dfjpvINN3tv@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu
(Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>>Peeve:  Phlegm.
>
>What in the HELL do ye mean by that?
>
>!Peeve: Phlegm.

Sorry, I grew up in Buffalo and I had my fill of phlegm there...

So, did you really get a shotgun?  Looking for a place to shoot?

    don
From: geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Liberal Toadies
Date: 5 Nov 92 15:40:38 GMT
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Menlo Park, Ca.
NNTP-Posting-Host: purplehaze.corp.sun.com



In article <1992Nov4.095350.4902@bradford.ac.uk> S.S.B.Glover@bradford.ac.uk 
(SSB GLOVER) writes:

>At least we arrive for OUR wars on time... (quote on TV here before the 
>Gulf War alleging that the yanks were upset that by turning up late for 
>WW's I and II, they'd missed the munchies and the decent booze, so they
>were going to turn up WELL early for the next one...


"As for WWII, all you lot did was fuck a few women, drop a few
big nukes and then make lots of movies claiming you did it
all..."

                                        -- Martin-Mike Nike



Geoff


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From: jeremy@castle.ed.ac.uk (Jeremy Henderson)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Liberal Toadies
Date: 6 Nov 92 11:54:24 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

Apropos of nothing, a bit more peeving about how Winnie Churchill
gets to be lauded as a military genius.

Q) Whose idea was it to invade Russia from the NORTH in 1919 ??

Q) Whose idea was it to surreptitiously (sp?) load the Lusitania
with munitions and let it float around without an escort in 1915 ??

Yep, you guessed it, the fat git with a cigar.






-- 
===Jeremy Henderson===jeremy@castle.ed.ac.uk=          

~"I hope you realise that it's probably against the Computing Regulations
~ to do that." - M. Holmesatollah
From: 01sybok@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Courier eeeeeeediot Peeve
Date: 9 Nov 92 13:21:06 -0400
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <1dkbprINNkps@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
> In article <1992Nov8.174314.8707@ac.dal.ca> 01sybok@ac.dal.ca writes:
>>
>>At 4:30 pm, I decided they weren't going to show, and so I left to get some 
>>work done. Apparently, they showed up at about 4:45, and found they could not
>>get into my building. So they left.
> 
> Run this by me again?


Ok. Words of one syllable aren't too difficult, are they?


My folks bought me a jacket.

The store where they had bought the jacket had to order (two syllables I know,
I'm sorry Curtis) the jacket in.

Once they got the jacket, my folks sent it to me.

My PEEVE Curtis, is that they didn't bother to call and mention to me that
they had my jacket, nor did they bother to try and deliver the jacket to me
after they found me gone.

Got that one? Good. Now run along and see if your carcass wouldn't make a 
decent roadkill.

Mike
From: carolo@cse.ucsc.edu (Carol Osterbrock)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Liberal Toadies
Date: 7 Nov 1992 05:45:58 GMT
Organization: University of California, Santa Cruz (CE/CIS Boards)
NNTP-Posting-Host: arapaho.ucsc.edu

In article <lfg6djINNe5u@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM> geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller) writes:

>In article <1992Nov4.103137.25057@merlin.comlab.ox.ac.uk> library@comlab.ox.ac.uk (Gordon Riddell) writes:

>>Unlike the Lionhearts at Bay of Pigs!

>News Flash:  Those weren't U.S. Army or Marine Corps professionals; they were
>expatriate Cuban irregulars.

Next to be seen creeping through the halls of the Watergate Hotel, on
another bizarre and poorly planned mission...

-- 
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   Carol Osterbrock     | "Thou art a villain."
                        |       "You are--a senator."
  carolo@cse.ucsc.edu   |  -W. Shakespeare   (Some things never change)
From: banta@abingdon.Eng.Sun.COM (242 lbs before cooking)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Talking of members ...
Date: 5 Nov 92 21:26:11 GMT
Organization: Sun, Moon, and Stars
NNTP-Posting-Host: abingdon

(Charles Parr) writes:
>>And besides, anyone from a country with Brian Mulroney would have to have
>>a peanut jammed *way* down his urethra to go talking shit about Bill Clinton. 
>
>Member of the tasteless mailing list, by chance?

First off, which Charles usually is, Jeffie is not just a member, but
the founder of the list in question.  That I maintain it is just a
happy coincidence.  JZ certainly isn't too modest to point this out
himself, but may be too fucking lazy to read this newsgroup for
content.

Secondly, while tales of geysers of spunk through half-digested 
tortellini primavera and mense are always appreciated, bestiofeculent 
discussions are a vehicle to the way of life, not an end in and of 
themselves.

andy
banta@abingdon.sun.com
--
".....what I was encouraging women to do is to
get a life, not necessarily a career. I think
a career is a poor substitute for a life."
                                               -- Germaine Greer
From: dmunroe@vcd.hp.com (Dave Munroe)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Unbearable Lightness of California
Date: 10 Nov 92 02:20:21 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard


In article <17870@autodesk.COM> booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards) writes:


>All the glare from reflected sun makes for very contrasty photos. Filters
>screw up things too much for me, so I only have a clear filter on my
>lens to keep crud off it.

Ah - there is something you can do: get a polarizing filter.  The clear
filter you have is probably a UV filter which, in addition to protecting
the lens, does cut down UV light (which film is sensitive to).  Anyway,
the polarizing filter acts just like Polaroid (tm) sunglasses in that it
blocks reflected light (you can rotate the filter for best results).  With
a polarizing filter you can eliminate reflections and glare from windows,
shiny metal objects, and water.

>California photographers
>all have to carry light meters and do a lot of fiddling and worry to
>keep from getting that pisshole in the snow look when taking pictures
>of people outside.
>
>Peeve: I don't have a light meter.

Since a lot of cameras do have built-in meters, I'm wondering if the
people you're seeing are professionals (in the very real sense) who
have to be super-correct in their exposure.  For 90% of the stuff that
amateurs and the "snapshot crowd" do, a built-in center-weighted meter
is fine.  The "pisshole in the snow" look is caused by the background
being much brighter than your subject.  Although a spot metering system
(or a separate meter) is best for handling this, any camera with a meter
can be used if you first walk up to your subject, take a reading, then hold
or reset to that reading when walking back to your original position.

>Peeve: Developing film is dull, but I have two rolls I have to do
>myself because I overexposed them and a camera shop is not going
>to go through the effort of compensating for it.

Screw them and go somewhere else!  Even the economy 1-hour print-it shops
here will compensate for that.  Just tell them you shot your ASA 400 film
at ASA 100 (or whatever it was).  What they have to do to compensate is
trivial.

>Peeve: the more I learn about photography, the dumber I feel.

Nah, you're learning, right?

>!Peeve: Printing is fun, even when it comes out looking dreadful.

True.  Seeing that image appear is pure magic.  Not only that, when you
print your own stuff, it makes you a better photographer.

Peeve: the days of the all-manual cameras are gone.  It's a kick to look
at back issues of Popular Photography and read ads about the Voigtlander
Bessamatic, the Alpa (a dog to be sure), and the Canon Pellix.

-Dave

ObCamera: Leica M3 double-stroke with collapsable f/2 Summicron lens
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich)
Subject: The "familiar face" syndrome
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 92 04:24:07 GMT

You ever been out somewhere and a total stranger will walk up and say
"Hey, don't I know you?" or "Tom/Dick/Harry?"  It's called the "familiar
face" syndrome and it happens to me at LEAST once a week on average.  I
had it happen again tonight after I forayed out after completing my
writings.  A fat girl and her boyfriend were chatting amicably at the
food court at a local yuppie-mall, the boyfriend with his back to me as
I appoached.  The blimp-woman says in an uncomfortably loud voice "hey,
look at that guy!" as she pointed toward the bill-ster.  She continued,
"he looks just like YOU!" to her boyfriend.  He turned around to see.

I was shocked to see that we did indeed bear a remarkable resemblance
to one another!  Same size, same age, same features.

If the bimbo hadn't have been such a fat, loud, obnoxious creature, I
may have walked over and chatted for a bit.

Peeve:  I'm probably the twin of some horrible axe-murderer and will
        unwittingly meet up with one of the victims' relatives.  I'll
        just have to kill the witnesses, too, eh?

Familiarly,
  Bill (the boy next door)
--
No, you do not know me.
Yes, I KNOW I look like someone you know.
From: eset08@castle.ed.ac.uk (J Strobridge)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Buses
Keywords: Long! cos I had a bad weekend
Date: 9 Nov 92 20:28:47 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: Edinburgh University

Specificially:

If you need a bus timetable the one you want is out of print

If you don't know exactly where you are going then whichever side of the
road you stand will be the wrong side

You will have to wait half an hour before discovering this and then
discover you have just missed the one going the other way.   It's a half
hour service.


Generally:

If you are early to the bus stop the bus will be late

If you are on time the bus will have arrived early

If you are late then the previous one was early and the next one will be
very late indeed

If you are not in a hurry the bus will speed frantically to your
destination fifteen minutes ahead of time because the driver has a book
he wants to read at the terminus or a football match to listen to.

If you *are* in a hurry the bus will crawl infintisimally down half a
mile of clear road.   It will catch every traffic light at red and every
busstop will have a queue 3 miles long comprising Martians, Venusians,
and creatures from Alpha Centauri who a) can't speak the language b)
don't understand what money is and c) have no idea either where they are
or where they want to go.



Conclusion:   don't try to catch a bus


So:  wanting to go to a local conference at St. Andrews I caught a
train.  To be fair the journey up was all right but there was a problem.
  Something I had eaten the night before had disagreed with me. 
Seriously.  Mostly throughout the entire conference which I had to sit
through since the paper I really wanted to hear came at the end!

Finally having survived as far as the station (5 miles away from the
town) I have to wait 40 minutes for a train.   A very slow train and
halfway across Fife it stops.   Somebody has found a fault and no way
is it going to move until they can identify it.    I gave up.   To all
on the Edinburgh/Dundee train I apologise but the person shivering in a
brown leather jacket curled up across two seats and looking extremely
unwell was me but please be assured it was nothing catching - just
something personally lethal.


Moral:  I want to go home - I don't like it on Earth and I don't think I
belong here.   The entire transport system rejects me - people don't
notice me and it's not even safe to eat anything.    Where's the way
out?


jill
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: bickham@lynx.msc.cornell.edu.UUCP (Scott Bickham,C17 Clark Hall,56079,2737038)
Subject: Re: More wisdom from Steve Franklin
Originator: bickham@msc2.msc.cornell.edu
Organization: Cornell-Materials-Science-Center
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 15:50:39 GMT

From article <BxK1u0.78q@nic.umass.edu>, by (Jenny Gutbezahl):
> In article <BxJDL9.9vI@cs.dal.ca> (Steve Franklin) writes:
> 
>>   Actually - no, I haven't unsubscribed from this group.

It's easy Steve - on most systems, just type 'u' and it will be taken
care of automatically.  At this point, I recommend cutting your losses
and running home with your tail in between your legs.  There is more
than enough room there, since you don't have any balls to get in the way.

>>   hah - home brew huh? I've failed miserably with taht once or twice. Gimme
>>moosehead any day.
>>

I am not surprised with your choice of Moosehead - which happens to be
one of the skunkiest and blandest beers ever made.  Maybe you feel more
like a man when you are kicked back in the easy chair, reading the adventure
tales in "Field and Stream" and drinking the masculine Moosehead beer.
Just the thought probably makes you want to hop in your pick-up truck and
go parking with one of the members of your immediate family.

Scott
bickham@msc.cornell.edu
From: jeremy@castle.ed.ac.uk (Jeremy Henderson)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Unbearable Lightness of California
Date: 11 Nov 92 11:55:41 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University


[ Load of intensely boring shit about photography deleted]

As any reader of eduni.vicars-tea-party will tell you, there are few things
more likely to piss me off than people wittering on about their bloody holiday 
snaps and how to make them better. Unfortunately the prevailing theocracy on
eduni.vicars-tea-party rewuires that such posters be treated with great politeness 
and offered another cucumber sandwich. That is the reason that some folk prefer 
to hang out in Peevetown. Attempts to imbue Peevetown with the family values 
prevalent on eduni.v-t-p will not be looked on with amusement. 

In other words, get your friggin' photo-talk out of here.




-- 
===Jeremy Henderson===jeremy@castle.ed.ac.uk=          

"I have to scan these posts in case Jeremy includes some line
out of context in his .sig" - FriendOfFernandoKhomeini.
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Liberal Toadies
Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1992 12:51:19 GMT
 <JULIE.92Nov2154226@cucbs.chem.columbia.edu> <lfbtfqINNb7c@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <lfbtfqINNb7c@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM>, Geoff Miller writes:

> In article <JULIE.92Nov2154226@cucbs.chem.columbia.edu> julie@cucbs.chem.columbia.edu (Julie Wright) writes:
> >john@anasazi.com (John R. Moore) writes:
> 
> >I agree with that assessment; the energy and diplomatic skill he showed
> >in mobilizing other leaders and the citizens of this country were truly
> >impressive.  
> 
> What impressed me was all those ]<ool jets and high-tech weapons that we
> used to blow the living crap out of things even vaguely Iraqi with.

Sun Microsystems?

"They've got the pointy heads, the attitude, and the posting
capabilities of several million Iraqis, the similarities are
amazing."

Dac
--
"I say we nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
"Set phasers to 'obliterate'."

dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: dmunroe@vcd.hp.com (Dave Munroe)
Subject: Re: Squirrel
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 19:11:57 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard

In article <1dncrpINNdfe@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu
(Baron Von Yarvin) writes:

 >The crowd was restless, muttering.  I showed them the Mag
 >again.  "ANY OF YOU COCKSUCKING TWO-BIT CHICKENSHIT HIPPIE
 >FAGGOT LIBERALS WANT TO TAKE ME ON?"  I roared.  "WANT A TASTE
 >OF STEEL IN YOUR TOFU BALLS?"


You've been watching "The Gauntlet" again, haven't you?

-Dave

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From: makinc@hhcs.gov.au (Carl Makin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: DED (Was: The wrong retains the blame)
Date: 9 Nov 92 12:47:50 +1100
Organization: Aust. Dept. Health, Housing and Community Services

In article <ATAYLOR.92Nov3135812@gauss.nmsu.edu>, ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) writes:

> <In article <1992Oct27.140737.433@hhcs.gov.au> makinc@hhcs.gov.au (Carl Makin) writes:

> <   [*] where the hell does holly come from anyway?
 
> 	Interestingly, holly is not native to the British
> 	Isles; it is a new-world plant. Early Spanish 

So what's the attraction about it?


Carl.

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From: 01sybok@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: the Devil's Day (and the Devil's Night)
Date: 6 Nov 92 23:07:19 GMT
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <Bx9AyG.9Cq@nic.umass.edu>, jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
> In article <Bx950H.o7@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
> 
>>
>>Peeve3: Getting kissed by Mike
>>
>>
>>p.s. - okay, so I wasn't there... wish I was though ;)
> 
> Why do you wish you'd been there?  Are you honestly disappointed that your
> life has not been made complete by a kiss from Peevetown's own Frat Boy
> Extraordinaire?

Actually a lot of Steve's behavior could be explained if he were a closet case.
However, I'm sorry Steve, if you really WERE Jesus, I still wouldn't kiss you.
I hope you aren't too upset.

> 
> Or have you already been kissed in said manner, and now that you know what
> you're missing, you're insanely jealous of the Jesus Freak that Mikey 
> slipped the tongue to Saturday night.
> 

Nope, sorry. If I were gay, I would at least have better taste than to kiss 
Steve. Sorry Steve. You'll just have to find someone else.

> And, Mike, if you didn't slip the JF the tongue, I am sorely disappointed
> in you.
> 

I most humbly apologize to you, Jenny and to all the good people on alt.peeves
but I did not play Tonsil Hockey with the Jesus Freak. If you look back to my
original post, you will see I kissed him on the cheek. It was more to give
him the idea that we were brothers. Now that I think of it, a big slimy wet
kiss might have had more effect, but frankly my stomach is turning even as I 
think of it. I think its trying to remove itself from my body in disgust. I
suppose had I actually slipped the JF the tongue it would have made a better
story and it would almost certainly have put me in the running for Mr. 
Alt.Tasteless 1992, but I quail at the thought. Please accept the apology of 
this, your most humble servant, ladies and gentlemen of Peevetoen.

And no Steve, I still won't kiss you.


Mike
From: cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com (A. Jing Hippy)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Driving with Parking Lights!
Date: 10 Nov 92 13:54:24 GMT
Organization: A Suffusion of Yellow

In article <1992Nov9.234557.2804@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich) writes:
|> In <1992Nov9.162258.8788@dg-rtp.dg.com> cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com (A. Jing Hippy) writes:
|> 
|> >Wow!  I forgot all about the Plott Hound!  How many of you other peevers out
|> >there have a State *Dog*?
|> 
|> Vomiting cross-dressing brother of Jeezus, Dave!  Georgia has a state dog!
|> Jane Fonda!

I could've *sworn* that it was Rosalyn Carter.

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