From: zeus@vxcrna.cern.ch
Newsgroups: alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton,alt.politics.elections,talk.politics.misc
Subject: YES WE DO HAVE A HIDDEN AGENDA !!! Was:Re: How times change
Date: 5 Nov 92 23:41:58 GMT
Organization: CERN European Lab for Particle Physics

<Cue soft mournful music>

In article <1dbftuINNse3@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, ck347@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard A. Mulac) writes:
> 
>   Remember how a few weeks ago when the stock market had an overall 
> drop of 20 points for the day, the Clinton "we're not going negative" 

<Cue sound of grapes souring>

> campaign yelled that the business community had rejected the Bush
> Presidency, and the "unbiased" media led the evening news blasting Bush 
> for the stock plunge. 

Yes, even Bush's own people deserted him, the rich fat cats who he ran
the country for.

> Gee, isn't it strange that when the stock market
> drops 30 points the day after Clinton is elected we don't hear the
> "honorable" Clinton forces coming out and saying that business has rejected
> Bill Clinton.

So what, the people elect the President, not the Business community. The
business community only get to run the country when George Bush and party
are in the Whitehouse.

>  Why isn't he withdrawing from the Presidency?  After all, he
> is already a failure based on his own criteria.

He is a failure on Bush's criteria. These arn't the right criteria though.

>  And isn't it funny how the
> "we're defenders of truth" media relegated yesterday's stock plunge story
> to a ten second slot right before a commercial, halfway through the news?

The drop is mainly due to people taking profits, it is not an unusual amount
for the market to drop. Clinton's victory was anticipated way before the
election and the markets had adjusted long ago.

> 
> -- 
> Richard Mulac                                       ck347@cleveland.freenet.edu
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>        1996 election countdown - 1461 more days         | These pontifications 
>  until the Democrats are thrown out of the White House  |      are my own!     

Sour grapes shure do give a stomach ache.                        ~~~~~~~~~~~
                                                           Shure are, the American 
                                                           people disagree with you.

Heh, now we going to show you republicans a thing or two!

	First we going to grab your guns.

	Next we going to send you all on "good citizen" brainwashing
		courses to make you lot a bit more public spirited.

	Then we going to give you all copies of "Clintons Little Red
		Book" and make you learn it by heart. Anyone failing
		to do so is going to be forced to listen to Pat
		Robertson Sermons till they comply.

	After this we going to teach Dan Quaylee how to spell Potatoe.

	In view of the national humiliation at the hands of the Canadians,
		weekly baseball practice will become compulsory for all
		school age children.

	All women to be given "assertiveness training" and "aversion
		therapy". Pictures of house, home and maternal roles
		will be shown accompanied by an electric shock. Pictures
		of demonstrations and women in positions of authority
		will be accomanied by direct stimulation of the pleasure
		centers of the brain.

	Schools will be obliged to supply material promoting homosexuality
		and abortion to pre teens.

	TV and radio networks to be obliged to show a minimum of one
		pornographic film per day. This must be show during peak 
		viewing hours at least once per week and must depict
		full penetration in close up no fewer than four times a
		month. The quality of these films to be monitored in
		direct proportion to the number of cries of outrage from
		a panel comprized of Pat Roberts, Phylis Schlaffey etc.
		Tuesday night showing must involve Lesbian or gay action.

	In deference to the cultural elite, state sponsored productions
		of four characters in search of an authour and the cherry
		Orchard, to be played in every town of over 10,000 inhabitants.
		Attendence at these occasions will be compulsory as will be
		the timing of these productions to coincide with the
		superbowl. Paid up socialists and Liberals will be granted
		free tickets to said superbowl (nobody else being free to
		attend) provided they have fulfilled their quota of gun
		grabbing for the week.

	The ecconomy to be handed over to a consortium of arms manufacturers
		and stock market crooks to run for their own benefit, no
		hang on, thats the Reagan/Bush policy. Ecconomy to be handed
		over to the Teamsters Union and Jimmy Hoffa to be made 
		chairman of the Fed. Reserve once we get him out of the
		concrete block.

	Saddam Hussein to be made Secretary of State, if he declines Yasser
		Araffat.

	Willie Horton to be let out of Jail and put in charge of the
		commission for equal rights.

	Geoffery Dahmer to be made CEO of MacDonalds.

	
		WE SHALL BUILD A REICH TO LAST A THOUSAND YEARS !!!!


Phill Hallam-Baker
	
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