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From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: JOKE
Date: 23 Jul 92 21:24:48 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Jul23.174142.9209@b8.ingr.com> ratter@b8.ingr.com (Ray Ratte) writes:
|Came across this joke in another group on the net.

[elevator joke deleted]

If you would have asked me about this joke that I posted to that other group
I would have told you that I posted this joke a couple of weeks ago here.

I guess this isn't the first time that the same joke has been posted here
twice.  If I see that dyxlexic anorexic joke one more time I'm going to
puke.

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| johnf@auspex.com                                                           |
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From: pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Food Vending Machines
Date: 30 Jul 92 08:17:12 GMT
Reply-To: pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik)
Organization: British Telecom Research Labs


In article <1992Jul29.175742.8642@cbnewsl.cb.att.com>, saal@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (samuel.saal) writes:
|> In article <1992Jul23.191425.618@ncsu.edu> echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu (EDWARD
|> CRAIG HYATT) writes:
|> 
|> >In article <y!gm=2b@lynx.unm.edu> evilted@vesta.unm.edu (Evilted) writes:
|> 
|> >>In article <1992Jul19.185325.17058@ncsu.edu> echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu
|> >>(EDWARD CRAIG HYATT) writes:
|> 
|> >>>In article <oa65NB3w165w@major.panix.com> dos@major.panix.com (Dave
|> >>>O'Shea) writes:
|> 
|> >>>>> Did Mike get his 50 cents back from the vending company?
|> 
|> >>>>Hey, we don't know that he never got his soda...
|> 
|> >>>I'm sure that either way, he was crushed.
|> 
|> >>But was it orange or grape?
|> 
|> >Don't know, but by the time he got to
|> >drink it, it had gone flat.
|> 
|> And when he got back to his cubicle, his boss canned him.
|> -- 

I think it was a Diet drink, he was looking pretty thin.


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman)
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 16:30:58 GMT

In article <1992Jul27.152259.26318@javelin.sim.es.com> gfowler@javelin.sim.es.com (Gary Fowler) writes:
>I also knew a girl in high school name Pebbles (no kidding).  Her best friend
>was named Sandy.  They were known as the gravel pit twins.

What happened to Bam-bam?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Heaven Joke
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Wednesday, 29 Jul 1992 12:54:00 EDT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

A joke my dad told me:

There was once a guy whose name was Philip, but since he wasn't so tall,
everybody called him Shorty. And he HATED IT. ALL HIS LI[sorry, caps-lock
got stuck]fe, he had one job, mainly because he wasn't that good at anything,
but mostly out of bad luck: he was a gofer. Every where he went, no matter
what job he applied for, he was a gofer (ie. he has to Go For everything...).
His friends consoled him, "Don't worry, when you go to heaven, you get
to pick a new name and a new job."
  "Really?" he replied. So he spend his lifecontentedly, and finally that day
came, and he died.As he rose up to heaven, he was really nervous. He gotonto
the end of the line, and thought about what to pick.
   He didn't know what he would pick, but he knew what it wouldn't be. He got
near the front of the line, and could hear St. Peter talking:
   "Joseph Arantalla, you were a construction worker."
   "Yes."
   "What would you like to be called, and what would you like to do?"
   "I would like to program computers, by the name of Sal."
   "So be it."
The next person came up.
   "Bob Fisher, you were a teacher."
   "Yes."
   "I pose the same question to you."
   "I would like to be name George, and be an architect."
   "So be it."
The person in front of Shorty came up, and Shorty was as nervous as ever.
   "Lee, you were a clock maker. What would you like to be called and do?"
   "Well, I've always wanted to construct a beutifully carved pedastal on
which you could lay the holy bible for all of eternity. And I like Samuel."
   "Very well then."
Finally, Shorty came up to the front of the line and looked expectantly at
St. Peter. This was his big chance. St. Peter looked down and said,

   "Shorty, get the bible."


   -- Sal "Saviour of Breakfast" Desiano
From: wmahone@UAHCS2.CS.UAH.EDU (William Mahone, Computer Science Dept., Univ. of Alabama-Huntsville)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: BOFH series
Date: 21 Jul 92 16:54:34 GMT



I have just recently received a net account and I caught the tailend of the
BOFH series. Can someone please send me any or all of the postings from this
hilarious saga?

Since I can't post directly to the net from here and I don't know if my real
address will be posted in the header, Please e-mail to:
		 					wmahone@cs.uah.edu

Thanks in advance,
		Pat
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bickham@lynx.msc.cornell.edu.UUCP (Scott Bickham,C17 Clark Hall,56079,2737038)
Subject: Re: Meeting Places
Originator: bickham@msc2.msc.cornell.edu
Organization: Cornell-Materials-Science-Center
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 19:08:26 GMT

From article <1992Jul24.100049.2363@nic.csu.net>, by jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle ):
> My brother and his wife met while serving jury duty together.
> *I* think it's funny.
> 
> Jennifer

I think your last name is funny!

Scott
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: swispl@solomon.technet.sg (SW International)
Subject: Lawyer Jokes Wanted
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 11:12:40 GMT



As my brother is a top lawyer, I am looking for a definitive list of
'lawyer jokes'.

Any contributions will be much appreciated!

Regards,

Brian Cohen

--
SW International Systems Pte Ltd     |  "I've got a plan so cunning 
    14, Science Park Drive           | you could put a tail on it and
    Singapore Science Park           | call it a weasel".. Black Adder
    Singapore 0511                   | 
    Tel: (65) 778-0066               |
    Fax: (65) 777-9401               | swispl@solomon.technet.sg
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine)
Subject: Re: SHIT HAPPENS
Organization: Youngstown State University/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 20:41:38 GMT


Vegetarianism ==> If it happens to shit, Don't eat it.
-- 
Perry Tarantine  aa395  /*/       ///     /*/ Amiga: Computer for the
SysOp of the RPG Sig   /*/       ///     /*/     Creative Mind.
Type "Go RPG" and     /*/    \\\///     /*/No. 1 complaint of comic strip chars
Join the Adventure   /*/      \XX/     /*/     "I don't have thumbs!"
From: clg3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (CHRISTINA LYNNE GULLO)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Notty Limerix
Date: 31 Jul 92 13:07:33 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


This limerick was always a favorite of mine:

There once was a woman from Wheeling
Who claimed lack of sexual feeling
  But a cynic named Boris
  Just touched her clitoris
And she had to be scraped from the ceiling

:)

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: Mine own ignorance
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 17:02:43 GMT

In article <92205.155823MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
>It seems as though I've used that subject header a little too much.
>Anyway, would anyone do me a favor and complete my nearly perfect and
>infinate body of knowledge (spelling notwithstanding) and tell me what
>'OB' is? OK, maybe not infinite...
>
>      -- Sal "Whassat mean?" Desiano

OB is dyslexic BO
-ara
From: eagan@granite.ma30.bull.com (Timothy M. Eagan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Mine own ignorance
Date: 24 Jul 92 18:16:49 GMT
Organization: Bull HN Information Systems Inc.

Obstetrics as in OB/GYN (gynecology)?

-- 
Tim Eagan			"I wish he would explain
508-294-2095			 his explanation."
ISO9001 Expert			 Don Juan, c.I, dedication st.2
Future SEI Expert		 Lord Bryon
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pams@triton.unm.edu (Roost)
Subject: Re: FuNnY NaMeS
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 18:08:06 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

>In article 15269@usenet.ins.cwru.edu, pam10@po.CWRU.Edu (Peter A. Margaritis) writes:
>I am compiling a list of funny names.  For example:
>		Peter Burns
>		Harry Colon
>		Richard Head (Dickhead)
>		John Cox
>		Mr. Johncock	(Mr. John Cock)   (Mr. Cock)
>		Dick Tweeter
>		Ura Johnson
>		Ira Johnson

I knew a man named:     Dick Long
and another one named:  Rock Boulder

A newspaper article a few years ago stated that the parents of a newborn
baby boy had decided to name it:   Zipidy Doo Daub    (This is true believe
it or not!!!)...

[_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*]
      ______	       __	David P. Lawrence
     _/   _)            _/_/	Computer Engineer   BDM International, Inc.
    _/   _/  ____     _. ___(_/		Albuquerque, New Mexico
   _/_____/_(_____(___(___\_/___/___(___)_\__	Account at University of New Mexico:
				pams@triton.unm.edu
"The meek will inherit the earth... The rest of us will go to the stars!" OMNI
[_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*][_*]

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: yuaw@cayley.waterloo.edu (Aw Yang Uei)
Subject: JOKES MAILING LIST
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 05:04:36 GMT

Hi there,

    Please sign me up too.

    Thanks a lot.



    Uei. :-)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: joke (maybe offensive)
From: mbuc1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Matthew Richard     Buchanan       )
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 23:05:30 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Dept. University of Auckland

What about

Why does a tampon have a string?























So the crabs can go bungy-jumping...

MMM... well... nevermind.

Bye, Matt.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: vxv4@po.CWRU.Edu (Virgilio Velasco)
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Reply-To: vxv4@po.CWRU.Edu (Virgilio Velasco)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 92 16:08:22 GMT



The archbishop of Manila is Jaime Sin.  He is thus referred 
to as Cardinal Sin.
 
-- 
Virgilio "Dean" Velasco Jr., grad student & roboticist-in-training, CWRU

"If God does not judge the United States, then He owes |    My boss is a 
 an apology to Sodom and Gomorrah."   - Billy Graham   |  Jewish carpenter.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jv@irus.rri.uwo.ca (Jeffrey Verhagen)
Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes
Organization: none
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 14:08:42 GMT

In article <1992Jul29.084735@axion.bt.co.uk> pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik) writes:
>
>In article <51038@dime.cs.umass.edu>, prosser@elux3.cs.umass.edu (DANIEL PROSSER) writes:
>|> 
>|> 	Y'know, most of the blonde jokes I've heard on this group
>|> are just recycled JAP jokes.  (And they weren't that funny then...).
>|> ...
>|> the JAP jokes were WAY off-base.  How do these things get started?
>|>
>
>Wouldn't you want to know.  ;-)

The first time I saw many of these jokes, they were part of the sorority
girls series. Which came first: JAP jokes or sorority jokes? - or are the
blonde jokes derived from both?

Jeff.
From: stevec@iconmail.EBay.Sun.COM (Steve Calhoun)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: JOKES MAILING LIST
Date: 22 Jul 92 23:56:41 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Mt. View, Ca.
NNTP-Posting-Host: icon.ebay.sun.com

Please add me to the list also

Thanx

Steve
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: N51LS801@ncsuvm.cc.ncsu.edu
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Organization: North Carolina State University
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 15:15:18 GMT

In the 1969 Rochester, NY White Pages, there was a listing for
 
Shitole, Anil G.
From: ak990140@SPECIALK.IAIMS.BCM.TMC.EDU (Arthur Kania)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: French Jokes
Date: 24 Jul 1992 17:15:08 GMT
Reply-To: ak990140@SPECIALK.IAIMS.BCM.TMC.EDU (Arthur Kania)
Organization: Baylor College of Medicine, Houston, Tx
Originator: ak990140@SPECIALK.IAIMS.BCM.TMC.EDU


Purquoi les Newfies amenent des fusils pour aller a la toillete ?







Pour chasser les odeurs et tirer sur la chaine.










Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: utoddl@next1.oit.unc.edu (Todd M. Lewis)
Subject: Re: FunnY NameS
Organization: UNC Office of Information Technology
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 15:57:00 GMT

I once worked with a woman who claimed to have a friend in High School
named Gay Love.  Never met her myself though.
--
Todd M. Lewis / utoddl@next1.oit.unc.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: depeche@cs.mcgill.ca (Acme Instant Dehydrated Boulder Kit)
Subject: Re: Scoring -was Re: Stupid Road Signs.
Organization: Save the Missippi Riverboat Paddlewheel Fund
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 02:18:37 GMT


In my travels I saw a few funny signs....

  In Zimbabwe, near the Victoria Falls railroad station:

           --------------
           |    BEWARE  |
           | OF  TRAIN  |
           --------------

   In central England, somewhere north of Leicester:

         EARTH MOVING

[now that's informative :-)]
-- 
|Alan Ezust		: McGill University School of Computer Science      |
|depeche@cs.mcgill.ca	:	     Montreal, Quebec, Canada		    |
  "Lick the carpet, dust the dog, mow the windows, shine the socks...
        You've got to keep things CLEAN!!"   - Edward KaSpel
From: bhays@hpcc01.corp.hp.com (Brenda Hays)
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 22:23:06 GMT
Subject: In Search Of Pig Jokes
Organization: the HP Corporate notes server
Newsgroups: rec.humor

I'm in search of pig jokes.
If you've got 'em, please post 'em!

Thanks!

-Bren



Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Chris Nelson)
Subject: Re: MESSAGE FOR WOMEN
Organization: 
Date: 31 Jul 92 14:23:47 CDT

In article <1992Jul30.120500.11840@dragon.acadiau.ca>, 890232a@dragon.acadiau.ca (Steve Astels) writes:
|> iqr0028@disc.dla.mil (Robin Szwec) writes:
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> >A WOMAN IS OFTEN MEASURED by the things she cannot control.  She is measured
|> >by the way her body curves or doesn't curve, by where she is flat or straight
|> >or round.  She is measured by 36-24-36 and inches and ages and numbers, by all
|> >the outer things that don't ever add up to who she is on the inside, and
|> >so if a woman is to be measured, let her be measured by the things she can
|> >control, by who she is and who she is trying to become, because as every
|> >woman knows, measurements are only statistics, and STATISTICS LIE.
|> 
|> I agree totally.  A woman should be measured by how easily she puts out.
|> 
|> -- Steve
|> 
one would hope that this post was meant as a joke, otherwise, this
person "steve" is a hopeless asshole.

-- 

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nelson@eastrg1                     ...back in 5 minutes.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.nick.sucks
From: stefanis@ecst.csuchico.edu (Lab Boy)
Subject: Re: Band Names
Organization: California State University, Chico
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 06:40:25 GMT

In article <3944@novavax.UUCP> vaccaro@novavax.UUCP (N. Trafford Vaccaro) writes:
>
>
>Oh, great, not only do I get a newsgroup, but I get a rock group, too!
>
>Nick

I say we all unite and form a group alt.nick.is.great and battle over
which Nick is the Nick.
______   
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| |--+-| 
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From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre,alt.imploding.kibo,alt.timewasters
Subject: Hick joke (Quayle)
Date: 24 Jul 92 12:58:48 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <1992Jul21.184631.18986@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu>, ejhupper@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu (Eric Huppertz) writes:
> 
> Hello All,
> 
> I have this friend...his name is "Shy Shy".  Actually, his name is
> Mike Scheier, but everyone calls him Shy Shy.  So anyway, his birthday
> is in a few days, see and he's from Omaha, Nebraska, so we kind of
> make fun of him being a hick.  So....
> 
> If you have a good hick joke, or a joke about someone who took far
> too long to get out of college (like Shy Shy did), or anything
> strange, send it along with a happy b-day message to:
> 
> scheier_mike@tandem.com

This hick joke made it all the way Down Under.

Q: What were the best three years of Dan Quayle's life?
A: The third grade.

Yours with uselessness, Dementoid from Down Under
			Monash University
			Australia
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dxy54@cas.org ()
Subject: Re: MORE FUNNY NAMES
Organization: Chemical Abstracts Service, Columbus, Ohio
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 15:59:18 GMT




	While I was working for a while at the Social Services Department

	(i.e. Welfare) in San Francisco, we had a lot of clients with the

	last name Smith. Unique among these was:  Another Smith


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From: u9264442@cc.uow.edu.au (Andrew William Easton)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Jokes mailing list
Date: 27 Jul 92 02:16:06 GMT
Organization: University Of Wollongong

I would like to be added to the list. thanks in advance.
From: mcs4041@zeus.tamu.edu (SHARAT SHEKHAR)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: YADBJ
Keywords: DUMB BLOND, JOKE
Date: 30 Jul 92 21:58:00 GMT
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


	I made these up :

	Q) What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was
 	composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

	A) "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"

		Well, it dosent quite jell, but I thought I'd toss in my
	$0.02 cents worth anyway.

	FLASH : Here's a better one (At least I think !!!)

	Q) What would you call 2 SBs with pronounced lisps discussing
	   various quotes of Sen. Al Gore of Tennessee ?!
		
	A) Analythith of AlGorithms !!!!

		- Sharat
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				 Woof !!!
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tedk@jpl.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Ted Ko)
Subject: RE: Funny Names
Organization: Bellcore
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 92 19:56:59 GMT

You'd think MIT people were strange enough w/o names like:

Cotton Seed  (Class of '95)

Lik Mui (Class of '94)

(no offense guys if you catch this)

-- 
<--The-Dark-Elf-<<<
(tedk@ctt.bellcore.com)
From: kml@cellar.org (bdfh)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Road Signs
Date: 24 Jul 92 15:49:40 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system


Approaching Charlottesville, VA, home of the University of Virginia, there's
a sign that reads

     ------------
     |   SLOW   |
     | CHILDREN |
     |   AHEAD  |
     ------------

  like we didn't already know...


  c/o YoyoDyne Propulsion Systems, maker of the Tri-Wing Fighter
          All parts delivered in big pink boxes.
  kml%cellar@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com  - My other account is a Mercedes.
From: jim@n5ial.chi.il.us
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NEEDED: C to Cobol converter
Date: 28 Jul 92 12:56:15 GMT
Reply-To: jim@n5ial.chi.il.us
Organization: me?  have you seen my desk?  : -)
Originator: jim@eddie

In article <1497@grivel.une.edu.au> bsercomb@neumann.une.edu.au writes:
>From article <1992Jul25.192155.3447@constellation.ecn.uoknor.edu>,
by chroessl@kittyhawk.ecn.uoknor.edu (Sim Human):

>> Hey,
>> 	I am in dire need of a C to Cobol converter.  Please HELP!!!
>> 
>Now this is *REALLY* funny!
>
>Why don't you try comp.lang.c or comp.lang.pascal ??

considering that the only group this was posted to was rec.humor (at least,
according to the Newsgroups line....), I don't think it was a serious post.
it was a strange (very strange, IMHO) attempt at humor.

I mean think about it....who, in they're right mind, is going to want to
convert nice C code into something prehistoric like cobol?  not that this
makes the above particularly funny, but it does show that it can only be
some really odd attempt at being funny.

obviously the original author's idea of humor.  besides, nobody would be
so stupid as to post a request like that to rec,humor, right?  :-)  (yeah,
I know, dumb question.....)

and now for something completely different....
   --jim

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From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre,alt.imploding.kibo,alt.timewasters
Subject: Re: Hick joke (Quayle)
Date: 28 Jul 92 00:06:10 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

You know you're a hick when....

Your richest friend buys a new home and invites you over to help take the 
wheels off of it.
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| John Fereira            "Is that all you ever think about?"                |
| johnf@auspex.com                                                           |
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ejhupper@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu (Eric Huppertz)
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 18:57:42 GMT
Organization: Wild Bill's Flop House, Rodeo, and Swinger's Club


Q: Why do doctors spank babies?
A: To knock the dicks off the stupid ones!


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From: bill@bain3.bain.oz.au (Bill Richardson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Date: 30 Jul 92 02:04:20 GMT
Organization: Bain & Company, Sydney, AUSTRALIA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

mkgray@athena.mit.edu (Matthew K Gray) writes:
> In my high school graduating class:
> 
> Sal Manella
> David Marcus		(Kirk's son in Trek)
> 
> Lives across the hall from me now:
> 
> Lyk Mui

Signed Lick Me ?????


> 
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> Matthew K Gray				Massachusetts Institute
> mkgray@athena.mit.edu			of Technology
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