From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: British Empire? No way!
Date: 22 Dec 92 16:16:16 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1992Dec20.194021.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> >> WRONG! By example in america *they* eat something called "Spaghetti and 
> >> meat-balls". I never heard anything like that in all my life. And I tell 
> >> you, those "Spaghetti" are terrible. Just disgusting.
> >> 
> > What's spaghetti made of then, pizza-breath?  Give up?  PASTA!
> > Come on, you should know that, you wops eat tones of it.
> 
> You see the word? WHEREVER you said. That's make the difference! Probably (
> have you never been in Italy?) you *never* eat REAL PASTA. There are 
> hundreds different way to cook pasta,
>
I think you are missing the point pizza-breath.  It doesn't matter how
you cook it or what you call it, pasta is pasta is pasta.

> if you cook it to much, you don't eat pasta, you eat scum (just the
> name for britsh food).
>
If we cooked pasta too much we probably wouldn't eat it at all.  Then
again, we probably wouldn't cook it in the first place.

> It has to be "Al dente",
>
Sorry, I only speak English, fuckface.

> and the sauce is ABSOLUTELY important. A meat ball is not 
> considered a spaghetti sauce, not in Italy. And, ignorant puppy unable to 
> eat good food, you have to know that we don't eat *only* pasta!
> 
Yes you do, you just give each offering a diferent name.

> That's true, we eat a lot of it (it is good, so why do not we have to
> eat it?!?), but, it is only the first "dish"
>
Only the wops could think of eating somthing else after having
finished an industrial sized plate of pasta.

> (like the soup on the american restaurants).
>
Americans don't have restaurants.  What's that?  oh yeah, they have
McDonalds but I don't think they sell soup.  Then again, I wouldn't
know 'cause I don't eat that shit either.

> Then we have the second dish (pork, chicken, rabbit, beef, fish (what about 
> fried calamari? did you try it?
>
What's that?  fucked sheep?

> I don't think so...), and many other things), they come with the
> vegetables, (simple salad, eggplants with parmigiano, beans,
> olives ...)
>
Olives, thre we get onto somthing more important.  The wops can be grouped
into two classes.  (1) Toilet cleaners and (2) Olive pickers.  Which are
you?  I suppose you must be an olive picker if you deny cleaning toilets.
I didn't know that they grew olives in the fermi labs - I suppose you
learn somthing new every day.

> and then we have the dessert, that are as good as the French
> ones,
>
That grim eh?

> and then the "espresso".
>
That's a motorbike courier company isn't it?  You eat them in wopland
do you?

> And many other things as snacks (cheese like parmigiano, mozzarella,
> provolone, asiago,
>
Sorry, I only speak English.  Are you trying to impress us again with your
"mastery" of more than one language?

> and many other, salami, ham, prosciutto crudo,
>
Crudo?  isn't that the board game the Japanese play.  You know, the one
where you have to work out who the killer is, what he used and which
room it happened in.

> and many another again) Man, I told you, I can't 
> write everything, it takes too much space. Anyway I forgot the wine... 
>
No you didn't; you've been whining ever since you oozed into alt.flame.

> that's going to be considered the best on the world.
>
Considered by whom?

> 
> And now, let me know about your scumming food. BHAHAHA. You are the only 
> moron that told to an italian that we have only pasta and pizza. 
> You know, only French can compete with us about food. You lost a war before 
> to start it.
> 
If you compare your food favorably to the french crap then you seem to
have lost this "war."  All they have to offer is a frog or two, a snail
and some garlic.

If the wops eat what you described every day then no wonder you are
all such fat bastards.

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