From: lightnin@parker.WPI.EDU (Reality's Comic Relief)
Newsgroups: rec.games.trivia
Subject: Lizzie and Lightnin's Movie and Lyric Quiz of Doom!  Deal with it Pink Boys!
Date: 26 Jan 93 23:16:29
Organization: DeityCo: Major and Minor Deities Placement Agency
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What follows is our first trivia quiz that we've posted to Usenet.
The rules are as follows:

Some of the quotes (exactly half, actually) are quotes from movies.
In each movie quote, you must identify the movie and the character OR
the actor who is speaking.  (In each case, there is only one person
speaking.)  The other half of the quotes are song lyrics, and for
these you must identify the performer and song title.  So, to clear
things up, here's an example or two:

A) "She's got a way, about her."

ANSWER:   "She's got a way" - Billy Joel

B) "You forget, Peter.  I was present at an undersea, unexplained,
    mass sponge migration."

ANSWER:  Ghostbusters, Dan Aykroyd
	 OR
	 Ghostbusters, Dr. Raymond Stantz

See, that's simple isn't it.  To make it a little more difficult, the
quotes have been mixed together.  That is, instead of being separate,
and clearly identified as being from a movie or song, they are mixed
in.  The quotes are alphabetized in order of EITHER song title, OR
movie title.  So, you at least have that to go on.

Send guesses to lightnin@wpi.wpi.edu

Due Date:  February 15, 1993

GOOD LUCK!

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Let the quiz begin!

1) "The turkey is a truly noble bird.  
    Provider of sustenance to our first settlers.  
    Would not hesitate to attack an entire regiment of British soldiers."

2) "Holy shit!  You speak English!"

3) "You'd do it for Randolph Scott!"

4) "It saddens my hear to see that two boys that I raised to believe
    in the Ten Commandments, have come back to me with filthy mouths, and
    bad attitudes."

5) "Will you marry for the money?
    Take a lover in the afternoon."

6) "I wish I could explain.
    It all takes time."

7) "The Gabriel comes and taps you on the shoulder,
    but you don't see no hearses with luggage racks."

8) "What you have here is your basic portal to an alternate dimension."

9) "Just look towards the West and find a friend."

10) "Why do they go on alone,
     when they're missing each other"

11) "Death is a primitive concept.  
     I prefer to think of them as battling evil, 
     in another dimension."

12) "I think they're okay"

13) "Even if we play so far over our heads 
     that our noses bleed for a week to ten days."

14) "Chill out, you're nose is growing, Pinocchio"

15) "Just what the truth is, I can't say anymore"

16) "A new religion, that'll bring ya to your knees"

17) "The burden of civilization is upon us."

18) "Seven years went under the bridge like time standing still"

19) "It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest.
     I don't even exercise."

20) "Your mother puts license plates in your underwear?
     How do you sit?"

21) "Hold.  Hold the Image!  Hold!
     Here you see the quintissential devil in these matters."

22) "Politician Granny with your high ideals,
     have you no idea how the majority feels?"

23) "I'm under the door you twit!"

24) "I look at your pants and I need a kiss."

BONUS QUESTION:

Identify the movie AND song that the following quote comes from:

"Oh, say can you see, my eyes,
 than my hair's to short."