From: SABOE@VUVAXCOM.BITNET (linda)
Newsgroups: bit.listserv.politics
Subject: RE: welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
Date: 31 Jul 92 16:13:00 GMT
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>the purpose of this statement is to declare my formal support for the
>johnson/olson ticket.

they'll turn on you the first chance they get...beware!
remember the E ticket is for EvEn-stEvEn treatment for all.

>the consumer?  well, in the first place, LOW LOW prices on the finest in
>reconditioned audio-visual equipment.  if nothing else, i know that mr.
>johnson is certainly a highly qualified small-electronics repairman (well,
>okay, a marginally competent small-electronics repairman).  furthermore,

the E ticket has already established its support for low cost av equipment
of high quality. and it certainly won't be reconditioned but brand spankin
new, straight from the manufacturer to you (delivered UPS whenever possible).


>it is clear to me that in the area of "able to get stuff down off the top
>of the refrigerator without having to go get a stepstool", the johnson/
>olson ticket simply cannot be surpassed.  their record can speak for itself.

and put all those stepstool factory workers out of work? we got a recession
goin on here, lady. are the tall guys gonna retrain all these workers?
is this some kinda bias against short people? what...you think short
people ain't got no reason to live? we don't all wear platform shoes on our
tiny little feet.....(esp. w/fashion and the shoe crisis being what it is).
i say, keep our stepstools safe!


>there are those of you who might claim that the little-known minnesota law that
>   requires support of candidates with somewhat swedish names is motivating thi
s

this is hardly an endorsement.
i'll have you know that not only am i 3/4 italian but my last name is
norwegian....SABOE....(spelled SAEB0 in the homeland)there's even a town
that bears that name in norway.
not only do i qualify for the scandinavian ticket, but I CAN COOK.
(nb - the 0 at the end is to show the o has a slash through it-best i could
do w/english alphabet).

>you know, what the ***k" and come right out and say that travis is a moron.

the E ticket endorsed ***king and always has. we also believe moron is
too good a word to use in describing travis.

>and will provide hours of entertainment for ages 4-18.  (n.b.:  this should
>not be interpreted as an offer of childcare from mr. olson).

see, my fEllow amEricans, once again, proof that the tall guys talk abt.
child care and family values. they even tease us with entertaining our
children so that the rest of us can work like dogs fashioning our own
stepstools ... but do they follow through with actions??? no, my friends,
they do not.

>if you don't elect them, they'll get even more bitter and annoying than they
>already are.  i mean this.  they aren't kidding.  it won't be a pretty sight.

the amErican pEoplE will never succomb (sp?) to blackmail or tantrums when it
comes to their vote.

>and, incidentally, they are the reason i'm back on-line.  (whoops, sorry there
>guys.  hope that doesn't lose you too many votes.)

just goes to show, anybody can be bought-hmmph.


> * * *anneliese lorson, press secretary and official
>                                     sponsor of the twenty-fifth olympiad

GLAD YOU'RE BACK!!!

-linda suE saEb0   vote E in novEmbEr...Equality assurEd for pEoplE of all
                   hEights!
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