HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle)
Subject: Re: .sig file
Organization: Johns Hopkins University
Date:  9 Oct 92 20:13:08 GMT

tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ) writes:

>Hi. This is not really an r.h matter, but I'll post it here anyway since this
>is where I am having th problem.  The net seems to to cut off the last 2 lines
>of my .sig file. It should be this:

 [Signature exhibit "A", deleted]

>The net is cutting of my last 2 lines. Anyone have any suggestions?
>    -TMA

 [Signature exhibit "B", deleted -- a truncated version of A]

Use "B".
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Funny Names
From: $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns)
Date: 7 Oct 92 13:37:11 CST
Organization: Brandon University

How 'bout Arley B. Wiley? 

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From: ins741u@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Markfried Fellensiek)
Subject: Re: How do they do it?
Organization: Monash University
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 04:38:37 GMT



RISC programmers do it 16777216 times a second....

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: baptiste@bnr.ca (Michael Baptiste P275)
Subject: Re: Transcript of Last Night's VP Debate
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, BNR-RTP 
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 13:37:38 GMT

In article <29182@nntp_server.ems.cdc.com>, ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel) writes:
|> In article <1992Oct15.041204.12628@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, cm007b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Dr. Ski) writes:
|> |> 
|> |> Pretty funny...the sad thing is that one of these three wil be our VP.
|> |> 
|> 
|> That's OK, As Vice-President they will not have any power.

NO IT'S NOT!  Have you ever heard of a heartbeat away? 
Considering their have been attempts on president's lives
five times in the last century, voting for Quayle or Stockdale
is a risk I'm not willing to take.  Gore my be a stiff, but
better him than either of the other two (or one and a half :)  )

Mike
From: dostal2060@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: <None>
Date: 15 Oct 92 20:09:56 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

I'm writing the following from memory, so forgive any inaccuracies.  I love
Saturday Night Live and watch it frequently.  The following should be correct.

        I've always wondered why I've hated clowns.  I guess it's because I
went to the circus and saw a clown kill my dad.

        Wouldn't it be great to be an Indian of the West. Back when nature and
yourself were one; where rolling plains soothed the soul, and the fighting
spirit of the Indian reigns.  Then I chop the head from a pioneer women and her
family.  Life is great!  

I will add more as I remember.
From: smith@ctron.com (Larry Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Fanning the Flames of Hate
Date: 9 Oct 92 14:37:26 GMT
Reply-To: smith@ctron.com
Organization: Cabletron Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Oct1.204910.19662@mprgate.mpr.ca>, dyck@mpr.ca (Trevor Dyck) writes:

>>>In article <1992Sep29.210250.1996@newstand.syr.edu>, hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low) writes:

>>>>Cascades are stupid (don't you dare).
>>>I suppose you think we really care!
>>I read this and simply stare...
>A line this good is really quite rare
Do you think this is really fair?

Larry Smith (smith@ctron.com)  No, I don't speak for Cabletron.  Need you ask?
-
How about we all do something reasonable?  I bet that'll confuse 'em!
From: CEF109@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sorority joke list (40+ jokes)
Date: 7 Oct 92 17:17:53 GMT
Article-I.D.: psuvm.92281.131753CEF109
Organization: Penn State University

You know what a sorority girls mating call is - but what's an ugly sorority
chicks mating call?
                   I SAID I'M  DRUNK!!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: st1ns@rosie.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Subject: Re: BEST for election '92
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 00:28:00 GMT


>|> >I've always viewed elections as a big Crap shoot,
>|> > ( and don't we ever have
>|> >a lot of crap to shoot at? ). I think that we should
>|> > allow the candidates to
>|> >enter a game of American Gladiator with the winner
>|> > being the electee.
>|> >Then again Poker or roulette wouldn't be bat methods
>|> > for selection either.
>|> 
>|> How about Russian Roulette?
> 
>That's dumb, if all got shot one of the 2 following would happen:
> 
>1) Dan Quayle would become presedent
>2) Wouldn't make any difference, they would still be the same.

Nah, you missed the point.  The one who shoots himself is the winner
and gets elected!  Just think about it, aren't the best presidents 
all dead?  So why should we put up with somebody who's merely brain
dead when we can have it all?
From: jrussell@unlinfo.unl.edu (john russell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Limericks and Rhymes for orange.
Date: 15 Oct 92 21:39:15 GMT
Organization: University of Nebraska--Lincoln
NNTP-Posting-Host: unlinfo.unl.edu

irac@yang.earlham.edu writes:

>I am looking for a couple of things.

>1. A list of limericks (spelling? of limerick?)
>	Lewd limericks are ok.
>2. Rhymes for the word orange
>3. Limericks containing orange as a rhyming word. 

>I have a limerick using orange as the principle rhyme word. I will post it if I
>get some good response from this post. 
>Thanks very much.
>-ira

In "Welcome to the Monkey House" Kurt Vonnegut Jr. has a poem including
the lines:

"...beneath a roof of orange/Swung with progress like a doorhinge..."

Pretty darn silly if yuh ask me.

jr
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: phillber@nyx.cs.du.edu (Pelle Hillberg)
Subject: Re: ftp site found
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 92 21:26:52 GMT

sweide@uceng.UC.EDU (Steven Weide) writes:


>If anyone is interested, I found an incredible  ftp site.  It's at 
>127.0.0.1.  You have to use your actual user name and password, it
>actually reads it from your file to check that your who you say 
>you are.  It's loaded with stuff(alot of humor).  
>                        Steve
Very funny. This trick to get ppls pwords was old even before the '286...
But hey, maybe someone will fall for it. :-)
  Pelle

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ferguson@wizard.etsu.edu (Jason M Ferguson)
Subject: Re: Election Jokes
Reply-To: ferguson@wizard.etsu.edu (Jason M Ferguson)
Organization: East Texas State University, Commerce, TX
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 23:11:10 GMT

Smile when you say texas, people.
ignore the sig, i gotta fix it.

MZZZZ
MZZ
MZZ
Pz
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Political Correctness
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 15:54:33 GMT

I said to my friend Dan: "She's really fucked up", and he replied
"No, she's sexually challenged."

(Happened about 45 seconds ago)

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"I need that trephination stuff like I need another hole in the head"
    --  Kim L. Greer in alt.folklore.urban
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel)
Subject: Re: <None>
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 17:24:54 GMT

sauerm@ucbeh.san.uc.edu wrote:
: I am so horny!!!!!
:
:
: I am a single white female withlarge breasts please write me!!!!!!
:

     WAIT!  You didn't say how many!
jhsegal
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bathroom graffiti
From: jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livy)
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 19:30:31 GMT
Organization: Weizmann Institute of Science, Computation Center

In article <1992Oct7.140126.8112@crd.ge.com> doug@e7sa.epi.syr.ge.com writes:
>Funniest bathroom graffiti I ever saw (still makes me laugh,
>8 years later...) is the following:
>
>   Written at the bottom of the door on the inside (so
>   you'll see it while you're sitting there in all your
>   glory):
>
>         CAUTION: LIMBO DANCERS (+ down arrow)
>
Something I saw in MAD:
Two guys talking in the bathroom:
A:Do you know what it means when the Bible says,"He knew her."?It means they
  had sexual relations
B:Yeah?No kidding?!I'm glad you told me that!

And then he goes in the cabin and writes on the wall: CAROL KNOWS! .

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From: tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: re: how they do it?
Date: 14 Oct 92 04:31:24 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Oct13.013430.19483@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, mzabel@magnus.acs
.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel) writes:
>In article <190390002@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com> guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde) wr
>ites:
>>    In a previous article, g90c5787@giraffe.ru.ac.za (MS S WILSON-CROSS) says:
>>
>>    >Drama students do it with an audience.
>>    >
>>    >Computer Science students do it with hard drives.
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >Cooks do it with grease and a lot of heat...
>>
>>    Mechanical Engineers do it with fluid dynamics ...
>
>     Chicken farmers do it with their, uh, um ... uh forget it ...
>
      Rugby players do it in 15 positions in 80 minutes...

      Teachers do it with class

      Californians make the earth move
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From: krauss@oktext.sbc.com (M S Krauss)
Subject: Re: ANOTHER BAD JOKE OF THE DAY
Reply-To: krauss@oktext.UUCP (M S Krauss)
Organization: Southwestern Bell
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 17:45:51 GMT

In article <1992Oct5.102216.8543@edinboro.edu> s462075d@edinboro.edu writes:
>Did you hear about the frat brother who lost his girlfrield?
>
>
>He was drunk and couldn't remember where he laid her!
>
>
>(I don't want to start a greek war here, just some clean humor)
                          ^^^^^

	Don't you mean geek?
>
>UNDERDOG

OVERDOG
From: rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Clinton doesn't understand business (was: A SAD JOKE!)
Date: 9 Oct 92 11:14:11 +0200
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Cape Town

> Here, for your consideration, is a counterargument (a formal point-
> by-point rebuttal would oversimplify the matter) to your original ar-
> gument, presented by a man who is DEFINITELY voting for Bill Clinton
> this fall.  And now ...
> 
> GET THIS THREAD THE HELL OUT OF REC.HUMOR!
> 
> 
> -- 
> Brian C. McCullough                                eclipse@netcom.com
> Opinions ventured here are those of myself only.
> "Love to eat them mousies, mousies what I love to eat!
> "Bite they little heads off, nibble on they tiny feet!"
>                                  -B. Kliban


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From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: Retirement Bulletin
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 04:39:11 GMT

Mike Heins (mike@cd.com) wrote:
: In article <1992Oct13.202931.16624@wam.umd.edu> monalisa@wam.umd.edu (Joe Leger) writes:
: >
: >**SHIT!!!!*** I screwed that one up..... OK, here it is....._really_
: >
: > [Some stuff deleted]
: >
: >-------Sorry for any typos...........
: >
: 
: You apologize for having any typos, but did you apologize for NOT
: having any typos?!?!!
: 
: Those of us who spend all day scrutinizing rec.humor in excruciating
: detail and flaming offenders are not well served by this type of
: behavior.  START MAKING SOME MISTAKES!!!!
: 
Ohkay budd, U whant missteaks? Hear thay r.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: louray@seas.gwu.edu (Michael Panayiotakis)
Subject: Re: GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE
Organization: George Washington University
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 22:44:06 GMT

Also, please mail me or post the ORIGINAL green golfball joke.  I haven't 
heard it.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: EIVERSO@cms.cc.wayne.edu
Subject: Green Golf Ball Joke (Short version)
Organization: Wayne State University, C&IT
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 14:38:18 GMT

There's been alot of talk recently about it, so...
Here's a short version of the green golf ball joke.
 
This guy has a green golf ball and his friend says "won't that get lost
easily?" to which the guy replies "no it's got these built-in devices
and this remote controller thing to prevent it from ever getting lost, see?"
to which his friend replies "Wow! That's great! Where can I get one?"
and the guy says "I don't know where you buy them, I found this one!"
 
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
 
 
 
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!
 
 
HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!
 
 
Dam, but that's a funny joke!
 
 
 
What I want to know is: how did he find the ball *and* the remote control?
 
 
To find the remote, maybe he looked inside his couch! :)
 
He found Judge Crater in there too! :)
 
--Eric
From: djd@csg.cs.reading.ac.uk (David J Dawkins)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Election Jokes
Date: 9 Oct 92 14:48:50 GMT
Organization: University of Reading

drinckes@csl.dl.nec.com (Doug Rinckes) writes:

>in <1992Oct8.195525.24062@news.unomaha.edu>, Harish Ramchandani writes:

>>The presidential Election date is Tuesday, November 3, 1992.
>>You need to register to vote.  Technically you can register till
>>the last day. But then you may not get your registration acknowledgement
>>in time. So register early.  Call your County Election Commission 
>>for more information.  For all you know Registration site may be your regular 
>>grocery store.
>>
>>IT IS TIME TO STOP JOKING AND START VOTING.
>>
>>YOUR NOT VOTING MAY BE THE BIGGEST JOKE OF ALL!
>>
>>This is a public service message from Creighton University, College of
>>Business Administration. 

>Look here diphead, this is NOT where you should post garbage like this.  This
>is rec.humour OK, not wank.politics.america.  Those of us in other countries 
>don't tell you to vote in our elections, and don't appreciate being told to vote
>in yours.  

>Post where relevant asshole.

Yeah, tell 'im, what a KNOB, I don't know, some people are just 
self-righteous crusading turds.. gag.. gag.. (sheeyut, too much coffee..)

ObHackshitthisisn'talt.hackersisit?^H^H^H^HJoke:
    How do you hide your money from a hippy?
    Put it under the soap!
        - Slaughterama, GWAR

-dave "Never thought I'd listen to two whole GWAR albums"

 


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djd@csug.cs.rdg.ac.uk
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From: peterson@vulcan.mcs.anl.gov (nosreteP ekiM)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: How do they do it?
Date: 14 Oct 92 18:18:07 GMT
Article-I.D.: mcs.1992Oct14.181807.14112
Reply-To: peterson@vulcan.mcs.anl.gov (nosreteP ekiM)
Organization: Argonne National Laboratory, Chicago, Illinois

In article <5536@balrog.ctron.com>, smith@ctron.com (Larry Smith) writes:
>In article <16239@mindlink.bc.ca>, Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark) writes:
>>Air couriers do it in big jets all over the world. (C)opyright 1986 Air
>>Couriers International Vancouver BC
>
>From a Grumman Aerospace Corporation bumper sticker:
>
>E-2 [Hawkeye] pilots do it longer!
>
>Larry Smith (smith@ctron.com)  No, I don't speak for Cabletron.  Need you ask?
>-
>Liberty is not the freedom to do whatever we want,
>it is the freedom to do whatever we are able.

Beach volleyball players do it in the sand!

Television anchormen (and women) do it on TV!!

-- 

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"Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world
 is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding
 on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see."
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From: rm009b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (ryan sky mills)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Found: Ansering Machine Messages
Keywords: Messages
Date: 16 Oct 92 17:43:25 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York


 Thanks for the replies.  I now have the answering machine messages I was
looking for.
                                               Sky
From: deanc@ex.heurikon.com (Dean Cheney)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
Keywords: huskerdu
Date: 7 Oct 92 22:52:00 GMT
Organization: Heurikon Corporation, Madison, WI

>> 	Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
>> 
>> 				dylynpurple 
>> 
>> 	Why post on Usenet?   Why, to...purple


>Try ending a line in ORANGE!
Proper insertion with a FLANGE!










TZ  =-(
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Good Joke...
From: jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livian)
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 13:19:53 GMT
Organization: Weizmann Institute of Science, Computation Center

This one is a little old,you'll understand why,but I think it is great:

Q.: What Sinread O'Connor does after she combs her hair?

Huh?

You don't know?

A.:She pulls her panties up.

HA ha ha ha ha ..Got it?

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From: sschilli@nmsu.edu (Sandy Schilling)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: How do they do it?
Date: 15 Oct 92 14:24:37 GMT
Organization: New Mexico State University

> >>>Does any one have a list of stuff like:
> >>>    Accy majors do it in numbers!
> >>>    Physics majors do it at the speed of light!
> >>Architecture majors stay up all night.
> >>Music majors do it in a chord.
> >Mechanical Engineering majors do it in gear!
> 	Nukes do it with more power!
> 	Phototherapists do it with the lights on!
> 	Divers do it deeper?

Librarians do it by the book.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: phlegm@camelot.bradley.edu (Kevin Bourrillion)
Subject: REQUEST: Funny names--please read!
Organization: Bradley University
Date: 15 Oct 92 01:41:37 GMT


I'm taking a collection of humorous names for people.  These names do
not have to be real, and in fact they shouldn't be!  Almost everyone
has heard some of these before, I'm sure.  Some examples are...

Jacques Strap
Harry Paraballs
Ivan Jakinov
Heywood Jablomi
Claude Balls

etc. etc. etc.  
If I get enough of them, I'll submit them to rec.humor.funny and give
credit to everyone who responded.

Thanks in advance!
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From: luf4695@cuphub.cup.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
Date: 16 Oct 92 18:25:02 GMT
Organization: California University of Pennsylvania, California, PA

In article <1992Oct6.182010.20120@mcs.anl.gov>, peterson@vulcan.mcs.anl.gov (nosreteP ekiM) writes:
> In article <3791@bcstec.ca.boeing.com>, saddler@bcstec.ca.boeing.com (Ray Saddler [BCS] Unix Warlord) writes:
>>jota@iguana.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins) writes:
>><mpben@phoenix (Marko Pirneskoski) writes:
>><>: Earth to dork!  There is no 10,000-question version.  The 5,000 is *still* 
>><>: the biggest.  
>><
>><	No it is not. There is the 25,000-question version.
>>
>>Right you are, Joao, in fact, running in a window right here on my
>>monitor is the X-Windows version of the 25,000 question version, complete
>>with the hypertext links for fast, accurate and personality mapping
>>features.  Very nice!!!
>>-- 
>>Ray E. Saddler III             ___ ___ ___ ___     ___  "they say Confucius
>>P.O. Box 24346 M/S 47-10      /__//  //__  /  /\ //  _   does his crossword
>>Seattle, WA  98124-0346 USA  /__//__//__ _/_ /  //__/    with a pen"   Tori
>>saddler@bcstec.ca.boeing.com    Computer Services       "Hello Earth!" KaTe
> 
> Rumors have it that Microsoft is working on  a 100,000-question version for
> Windows-NT (smile) with voice-recognition too (smile).....
> -- 
> 
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Mike Peterson  				peterson@mcs.anl.gov  (708)-252-5941   
> Argonne National Laboratory   Argonne, Illinois 60439
> 
> "Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world
>  is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding
>  on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see."
> 						-Jack Handey 
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That would be great, if you can afford it.  Windows-NT is soposed to retail 
for $500 bucks!!!  Sorry, I don't have that kind of cash(or credit)!!!

							Luff.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: peter@NeoSoft.com (Peter da Silva)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: NeoSoft Communications Services -- (713) 684-5900
Date: Thu, 08 Oct 1992 10:57:16 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.012115.617@rp.CSIRO.AU> pjordan@rp.CSIRO.AU (Patrick Jordan) writes:
> No, REAL men reject keyboards and just use a soldering iron and wire cutters.

And a good tube tester, no doubt.
-- 
Peter da Silva.  <peter@sugar.neosoft.com>.
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From: ron@cs.tamu.edu (Ron J Theriault)
Subject: Re: Candy corn: an Explanation, please
Keywords: candy,corn,munchies,halloween
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Texas A&M University
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 22:19:00 GMT

Ther are actually candy corn kernels.  The pointy end 
goes *inside* next to the cob.

Day is night.
Black is white.
Bush is Conservative.

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