HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Campaign Buttons
Date: 20 Aug 92 17:09:20 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

/------------------\
|  FOUR MORE YEARS! |
|    SATAN '92      |
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|   FUCK FAMILY VALUES!  |
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|      DE SADE '92       |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Re: GERMAN CLASS
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 19 AUG 92 14:51:07    

In article <1992Aug19.174931.13493@cs.ucla.edu> jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) writes:
>  You're so right, Beatrice.  In fact, I want you to come over here 
>right now so I can floss my teeth with your armpit hairs.  Then I'll
>name a company after you.  What?  There's already a company named after
>you?  oh.  never mind.

If I were running this planet I'd make everyone who *attempts* to 
flame someone else by making fun of their name wear a sign that 
says: "I have absolutely no imagination what-so-ever.  I'm stupid, 
ignorant, and boring.  Please, pity me."

John G. Heim                                 Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: hi
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 23:06:01 GMT

mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ([*] Thomas Pynchon's Little Brother) writes:

: Followup-to: alt.riant

For French people laughing, I suppose.  Would that there were such a group.
But since I started using tin, followup-to tricks don't catch me.  I point it
out here merely for the humorous effect you no doubt intended.

: In article <1992Aug18.205059.23601@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
: >   Or did you perhaps misremember the name of the spider Ungoliant?
: 
: This reminds me of the time K*nt took me to task over the word `riant'
: in my .signature, asking if perhaps I'd misspelt `giant'.
: 
: Congratulations, Mr. Vaen.  You're K*nt's little brother now.

Ummm...I don't know if either K*nt or I are ready to move our relationship
(which has been heretofore mostly nonexistent)into that phase.

(You did mean Ungoliant, didn't you?)

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Nysinra, rot13 Psycho)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Tom Tom Club:Boom Boom Chi Boom Boom
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: Message for CJ
Date: 17 Aug 92 22:57:15 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.
Distribution: usa

Hi, CJ - I'm trying to resend the Walkabouts mail,
but it keeps bouncing back from your site.
I'll keep trying...

BENth
benth@microsoft.com


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: Anagram
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 06:38:39 GMT

In article <1992Aug13.063508.29968@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
>
>i already regret doing this
>
>BoB
>teCh
>'Be BotCh' 'e, ChaBBot?' 'Bet BoCh'

meredith: dither me

m

top that, guido.
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kohli (Mr. Bad Judgment)
Subject: a matter of perspective
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Summary: one fine day in the basement
Reply-To: kohli@aslmr.med.ge.com (Mr. Bad Judgment)
Organization: POSTHUMOUS CHEESEMASTERS OF AMERICA!
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 22:14:26 GMT

my daughter wondered what would happen if
she constructed a stare-o-gram using 3 dimensional
objects.  she conducted her experiment using
"jenga" blocks.  as she concentrated on bringing
her stare-o-gram into focus, the hands on the
wall started waving around, the vats of liquid
helium started boiling, the robot went nuts, and
the giant brain started glowing.

and then the volcano exploded.

all movie rights reserved.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey)
Subject: Has Hell Frozen Over Yet? (Was Re: Shavi
Cc: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 09:19:00 +0000


Ron "Is it really very itchy?" Echeverri spews:

>If Wavey keeps this up, we're going to have to find a new jokebutt.

But I already have a perfectly good butt.



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                    -  There is only one Wavey Davey    -
                    -                                   -
                    -      Ooh yeah, bang bang          -
                    -         Sex on Wheels             -
                    -------------------------------------
                    -       49% SON OF A BITCH          -
                    -        51% MOTHERFUCKER           -
                    -------------------------------------
                    -   M-O-O-N that spells Norman      -
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: various sexist comments
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 02:05:39 GMT

In article <1992Aug19.001452.18712@cse.uta.edu> middle@cse.uta.edu (William J Middleton) writes:
>In article <9208172152.AA02596@helium> dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
>>moods. I'll go back to DBASE3 coding now.
>
>ah.  moods.

A terror swept over my toes.

I looked behind me.  No cats followed; nor any sentinels of
merriment were seen.

The sky crested, broke, and washed the night into the
mountains.

A leftward push was all that was needed.

				--Blair
				  "Days since last Kentucky
				   Fried Chicken purchase: 1."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey)
Subject: I JUST READ SOMETHING AND THOUGHT "POP" 
Cc: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 21:42:18 +0000


See header.


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                    -  There is only one Wavey Davey    -
                    -                                   -
                    -      Ooh yeah, bang bang          -
                    -         Sex on Wheels             -
                    -------------------------------------
                    -       49% SON OF A BITCH          -
                    -        51% MOTHERFUCKER           -
                    -------------------------------------
                    -   M-O-O-N that spells Norman      -
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From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Items in my navel
Date: 19 Aug 92 21:54:54 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

In article <1992Aug19.214023.9353@ncar.ucar.edu>, john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison) writes...

>NCAR Information Outreach Program Fact Sheet
>  on "Boulder's Downslope Winds"
>"Creators Admit Unix, C Hoax" article seen in various
>  newsgroups on or around April 1
>office staff travel schedules
>office staff telephone numbers
>four unused push-pins (the ones with the big, colorful handles)
>one unused thumbtack
>one unused regular pin

Lint.  Just lint.

John G. Heim                                 Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@fuggles.acc.virginia.edu (Raphine D. Calaora)
Subject: Bizarre Happening
Followup-To: alt.fan.wavey-davey
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 15:21:27 GMT


Now that rdc@netcom.com has stopped using my name, it is time for me to tell
a story that i think is bizarre, it is bizarre to me at least. I was working
in emergency room last night and a man came in. He was in great pain but would
not tell me what was wrong with him, he would only tell a male doctor. the
doctor told me afterward that the guy had put a telephone receiver up his
rectum

Now that IS Bizarre!!!!


********************
Raphine D. Calaora
University of Virginia
School of Nursing
********************

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Re: May we have 4'33" of silence please?
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 02:55:22 GMT

One down, one to go: now it's the turn of that worthless phoney poser
merce Cunningham.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Obscure and ridiculous fact Number Two (was: National Co
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 16:00:41 GMT

nigel@cotswold.demon.co.uk (Nigel Roles) writes:
: 
: In article <7184@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
: 
: > -- Ken "historian" Johnson         <--  Anybody know of anyone born in 1343 and
: >                                         dying in 6331?
: > 
: Not yet.

How about B.C.?

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Some Kind of Wonderful Soundtrack
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: The First Letter Of Each Line: Andrew J Solberg
Organization: t.b
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 17:39:50 GMT

ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz) writes:
> Mike Alaimo writes:
> >The quote in your sig file is the product of time-altered mythology.
> >The original quote, which I got from reliable sources, was as follows:
> >Lady Astor at a formal dinner party said "If I were your wife I'd
> >poison your tea", to which Mr. Churchill replied "Fuck you, bitch".
> >
> >Somehow, it was altered to it's current folkloric form.
> 
> Mr. Churchill was very drunk at a party.  The hostess, outraged, exclaimed:
> "Mr. Churchill, you are drunk!"
> He replied: "And you, madam, are ugly.  In the morning, I shall be sober."

     Fucking unbelievable.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
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From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: Anagram
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 02:43:17 GMT


In a previous article, state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 state@sargent.cs.unc.edu -- 
***********************************
  CARASSO: "TED NUGENT'S CUTE!!!"    (@=o)
***********************************
  ANDREI: "CACTUS GUTS TEENS!!!"     (@=i)
***********************************

>aaron@space.ualberta.ca -- anagram (@=s):
>*****************************
>rn, Carasso, alu. bat: peace!
>*****************************
  alt.rube.panacea.carasso

-- 
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"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lucy@beaufort.sfu.ca (Lucy Chan)
Subject: Re: best in bed
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 03:58:39 GMT

Morrisa_Sherman@autodesk.com writes:

>Among the men, I would have to definitely say that it isn't nj.  Nope.  
>Not by any stretch of the imagination.  Don't let my satisfied grin fool 
>you; it's an act.  Nor the way I cannot keep my hands off his luscious 
>frame, I just do that to make him think I still want him.  Really. I 
>can't bear the sight of his exquisite face. No, I can't. I just want him 
>for his money. You don't want to bother to try him out.  Honest.  He is 
>not in the slightest bit fabulous. He is nowhere near delectable, or 
>magnificent, or delightful. I can quit any time I want to.  I have been  
>known to go 3 minutes at a time without thinking of him.  He's not worth 
>it. Unh uh.  Nein. Nyet.  You wouldn't like to sleep with him.  He's 
>just my cross to bear, so pity me.

So what did he give you for your birthday anyway?

Lucy_Chan@sfu.ca
best article in the thread and she wrote it while
"on vacation from [her] rules" ... sheesh.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:26632 alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy:2511 alt.tv.twin-peaks:2122
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (The Automatic F Key)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy,alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: Twin Peaks Convention
Followup-To: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy,alt.tv.twin-peaks
Date: 19 Aug 92 09:58:51
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu's message of 19 Aug 92 14:09:34 GMT

In article <1992Aug19.151740.10456@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:

> They showed some kid talking to a character who I believe they called 
> 'The Log Lady'.

Everyone was so mystified by the character of the Log Lady.
I think her raison d'etre is obvious.
She obviously ordered her Log from Blamm-O[tm],
and has had it since she was a child.


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From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: trapped in magnetic current
Date: 19 Aug 92 04:42:49 GMT

I can see the wall now.

Growing closer, growing closer.

It is crawling with golden spiders.

No... I see now; our names are crawling.

                                            And spiders laugh in poison.

bill                    bill         @          wetware.                    com
From: rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Constitution will protect me (Was Re: WILL RICTUS HEP'S FATHER PLEASE STAND UP?)
Date: 21 Aug 1992 13:48:05 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu

In article <1992Aug21.080657.6854@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:
>Should I believe Ron Echeverri when he claims not to be somebody's father?

I'll take the Fifth on that.


5150
or as we said in the frat, "i'll take the fourth and have a fifth"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: Voting to make a difference
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 18:00:41 GMT

In article <175mq7f.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes:
>IN TALK.BIZARRE dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
>
>)If _I_ cannot be convinced that voting is important, then,
>)all else being equal, I must assume myself to represent the majority of
>)people dealing with as much information on the subject as I have
>)available and coming from that information to similar conclusions.
>
>Wrong.  If this were the case, everyone would hold the same opinions
>that I do.  Clearly they don't.  And your daughter should be thankful.

I think you both need more thorazine, but I expect only
one of you will get the prescription.

The other lives where such behavior is normal.

				--Blair
				  "It's just so chemical."
From: ppilate@heaven.sevthflr.com (Pontius Pilate)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: One liner bio
Summary: One month late, quite patheticly poor
Date: 21 Aug 92 05:23:08 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.pathetic.detritus,misc.test
Organization: Hendrix, Presley and Rhoades Guitar Shop


Gelfand had thought that he had known pain.  In all it's infinite glory.

St. Migraine had another surprise in store.

"One half pint of Glendronach into the
evening, and I have not had a moment of peace,"
Gelfand mused.  "I don't mind having that
ice-cube-on-root-canal feeling all over my
skull; but this interminable wait is unbearable."

Gelfand would not wait for long -- his malignant
tumour had just that morning won it's long fought
battle to destroy all of the nerve cells in his Medula.

Within hours the miracle of thought was stolen from him.


--
pp

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: beb@pt.com (Bruce Buck)
Subject: Re: I enjoy it                              
Organization: Performance Technologies, Incorporated
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 14:36:17 GMT

In article <memo.565030@cix.compulink.co.uk> dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk writes:
>
>Why does Booby Charlton look so much like Pope John Paul Rumblefish III ???
No, it's Booby Clark who looks so much like Loudon Wainwright III.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: rmgroup alt.graphics
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 22:46:42 GMT


In a previous article, rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) says:

>IN ALT.CONFIG sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Bob Sloane) writes:
>)             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^   
>)Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated
>)in the move to rec.crafts.textiles.
>
>LOSER.

 sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu -- anagram (@=r)
********************************************
   Carasso:  "Uh,....unbuckle d' nuke!!!"
********************************************
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 92 05:58:00 GMT


> beam babes in the shower into the bar.

Definitely a personal favorite ... you never know who's going to pop in
for a nightcap!

-DreamWeaver

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From: rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.games.netrek
Subject: _____ is the _____ of ___._____
Date: 16 Aug 1992 04:50:16 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu


   Carasso is the MUCUS PIG of talk.bizarre.


5150
siebenmann made me do it
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,sci.physics
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: Hope me helped
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 92 05:12:35 GMT


In a previous article, rds@netcom.com (Roger David Sarcaso) says:
>IN SOC.CULTURE.GERMAN 
>zxmkr08@mailserv.zdv.uni-tuebingen.de (Cornelius Krasel) writes:
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>)it was real fun!
>I've heard the work at the Max Planck's Institute is very constant.

 zxmkr08@mailserv.zdv.uni-tuebingen.de -- anagrams (@=a)
******************************************************
  1. talk.bizarre = vivid Zen sex + 80-gun mudmen!!
  2. MR. E-Z N0STRADAMUZ: "8 VIXEN BULGED IN KIEV!!!"
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Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:26666 rec.humor:26498 misc.test:9831 alt.test:10837
From: andersj@vnet.ibm.com (Anders Jarnberg)
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 22:41:48 SWE
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,misc.test,alt.test
Subject: Re: cmsg cancel <1992Aug18.220955.10138@pbhyg.PacBell.COM>
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not those of IBM
News-Software: UReply 3.0
            <1992Aug19.200315.23160@pbhyg.PacBell.COM>

In <1992Aug19.200315.23160@pbhyg.PacBell.COM> Sean M. Myers writes:
>This article was probably generated by a buggy news reader.
>
<1992Aug18.220955.10138@pbhyg.Pac
Reply-To: andersj@vnet.ibm.com



Just testing. Does this reach the world ? And quotes too ?


Anders Jarnberg
andersj@vnet.ibm.com
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: Rictus HEINOUS gets the words wrong
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 06:53:17 GMT




i always thought david bowie was singing
"i had so many grapefruits."

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ladies, interested?
Date: 13 Aug 92 01:45:46 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

IN ALT.PERSONALS sehamb01@vulcan.spd.louisville.edu (Steve Hamburg) writes:
)
)Send me a line if you want a male to correspond with.  I'm not going to post
)any senseless garbage to sell myself.  I'll let YOU be the judge-
)
)Steve.


Okay Ladies, on a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being good, what is the  
score?













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___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
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From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Bar Trek (The New Generation)
Keywords: bar trek star
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 03:15:53 GMT

In <p03m+s=@lynx.unm.edu> bdombrow@triton.unm.edu (brent m 92jun08 dombrowski) writes:
> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
>	Here are the new generation rules.  To those of you that I sent these t
>this set IS different.  Have fun with it.
>Brent Dombrowski (bdombrow@triton.unm.edu)
>--------------------------cut here-------------------------------------
>                       Star Trek: The Next Generation
> 
>                        The Canonical Drinking Game
> 
OK, folks.  What hysterical overreaction are we going to plan for this one?
I think it is time to leave a smoking crater where triton.unm.edu once stood.
And maybe one where rec.humor stood, too.