From: partha@paul.rutgers.edu (nowhere_man)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.indian
Subject: Re: Bekel bela, Theker somoai
Date: 9 Jan 93 22:05:39 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

I am tired of seeing the same kind of posts under the name of
thekbazi.. here is an attempt to change the thread..no translation
though, (so intellectually impaired (a la calvin&hobbs) people please
hit n ! :^) (it would be nice (if people like it and someone has  the energy to
do it) to see it translated...:-)
-----


Babri masjid er ghatanar par sab bandho, tai dupur bela thek boseche.
sobai hajir, masjid bhanga nie asor garam. er modhye ram bhakta deepu
dara singh er kaida'i JAI SRI RAM bole moostapha ke  panja lorte
challange korechilo, ekei deepu bechara'r du hat byatha ( bujhaho je
jan janho sandhan), tar upar moostapha'r gosto khaoa body, byapar ta
deepu'r pokhkhye motei aramdayak hoi ni. er modhye arindam er probesh:

arindam: shala monica ta ki mairy, aar para jai na.

partho: le, ajodhya'i to mosjid bhanglo, monica abar ki bhanglo? tor
sab kichu thik thak ache to?

arindam: (not concentrating on the later lines at first) ei dyakh na,
bollum bandher bajar, cholo ektu victoria'i ghure asi, ta na, khali
bhoi .. ei bhoi bhoi korei bangali r kichu habe na, " na jagile bango
lolona.." (now realizing the inner meaning  of the second/third line that
partho said)...aai be shala, ki bolli??

deepu: jai sriram.

moostapha: allahu akbar.

phaphat: la ilaha bahaiullah.

icarus: Amen!

sayan: duniyar maajdur ---------

deb: chup be shala, ek thabra'i e kan ta kanpur e pathie debo ( (c)
tenida), hochchilo mosjid na mondir, tar modhye ek nyaka elen biroher
bani nie, aar ini abar shuru korle duniya'r  majdur.

samit: ta hyan, ja hochchilo - e shala desher  lok ki garol mairy.
jemon nachao, temni nachbe. pet e bhat nei, chakri nei, poron e
lengti, sobai chollo masjid bhangte. kitsu habe na e desh er.

nishith: ja bolecho, koi kono ekta constructive  kaj e to eto lok hoi
na?

sayan: osab bolle to cholbe na bawa, amra 'jana jatha' korichi, human
chain korichi,  brigade e  dosh lakh lok enichi,  bakreswar er jonno
rakto dan korichi..

ruchir: hyan hyan aro bol na, amra kisholoi tule diechi, ingreji tule
diechi, madhyomik e pash er haar bariechi -

deb: hyan re shala, oi jonnie to kolaghat aaj o kh(n)orachche,
bakreswar er ilectiri amader naatira dekhbe ki na sandeho, majhkhan
theke nardoma r mosha ra rakto kheye mota hoe gelo -

sayan: ja: mairy, kolkatai bhalo blood bank nei se ki amader dosh?
kendrer chakranto, kendro taka na dile amra ki korbo? peerless aar
kato dhar debe?

partho:  jak ge, osab baje katha rakh - 15 bachor dhore kendrer
chakranto! dhok nei shala ra lobby kore  taka anar? angul chooshe desh
e bidesh e boktime kore berale aar hope 86-kolkata 300 kore berale
habe?

phaphat: tum logoko ehi tarika mero achcha nehi lagonti. har bat par
tum log kiyun CPM/kolkatta aur jyoti uncle ko cheronti? rahne do o
shale budhdhe ko..

icarus: that's right. anyway ( in deb joshi style : for rutgers
readers only), now that  there is no mosq, no temple, why cant they
build a hospital or a home for the poor in that place?

arindam: (waking up from his dream about monica)  kimba ekta bahai
mondir...

samit: kimba ekta esparanto school-

deepu: esparanto, kelo hoeche, guru esparanto khistir stock nei amar,
kintu keno? why esparanto?

deb: samit ki bhasar bibhed dur korar katha bhabchis? indoneshia r
moto?

partho: bhai amader pora desh e bhasa ta kichu noi, dharmoi sab. sarbo
dharmer somonnoi jodi korte paro tabe bujhbo, ramkesto ta jodi aaro
kichudin ba(n)chto! kintu oi shala gurudas ta i or image ta r barota
najie dilo (note: gurudas used to portray ramakrisno in films, whoever
has seen his films will know what i mean) -

moostapha: sarbodharmo? HA HA HA ! ( deepu ke o baddo bhalobase, tai
sujog pelei nakol kore)

partho: chup be shale molla, shibram ki likhechilo janis? ek dhar e
sari sari pais-hotel -- 'khana pai', anno dhar er sari sari 'pai
khana'. sarbo dharmer samonnoi jodi kothao hoi tabe ei khane -

icarus: (h)intersting, (h)interesting!

dure wacko-harpal-sonia_llama ke dekha gelo, bodh hoi ga(n)jai dam
dite jachche, anno dike 'doki' with his truck load of dead babies nie
edik odik takate takate rasta cross korlo:

deb: bujli re topshe, keu keu mukhosh pore ache, tabe konta mukhosh,
konta asol setai thik bujhte parchi na.

phaphat: bhai, topshe koun?

ruchir: dur beta, bujhli na, sonar kella'r dialogue , debda abar
goenda giri korche.. wacko CIA kina, harpal shikh terrorist kina aar
llama chiner (tibbot er?) chor kina..

-------------------------------------------

(sorry i need to smoke a ph. hu now, guys, lets add more color to the
thek, (ie not only strip joint, moostaph's wife etc etc) how about 
suman er gaan, bani basu'r gandhorbi, satyajit er shakha proshakha?
(or should we hold it for alt. lang. bengali?)  or naxalite
romanticism or a general free for all nehru bashing? )

--parthoda.