HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: just one line, thank you
Date: 29 Aug 92 15:00:41 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <0s=nh1d.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>)chaos@netcom.com (chaos) writes:
>) 
>) intelligent people do stupid things.
>intelligent people do stupid women.
It explains Carasso's girlfriend
-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Here's To Women
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 05:31:28 GMT

al677@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jerry Cosyn) writes:

>Here's to women: the flower divine
>They bloom once a month and bear once in nine
>And they're the only beings this side of hell
>That get juice from a nut without crackin' the shell
>
>Here's to women: they have God's blessing
>For they can shit without undressing
>But us men, poor sons o' bitches
>Must undress or shit our britches

Looks like another candidate for alt.feminism, who's game?

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: IF IT'S NOT SCOTTISH! IT'S CRAP! (was: Re: STOP this crap)
Date: 1 Sep 92 13:22:47 GMT
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada

In <grendel.02z2@canetoad.UUCP> grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance) writes:

>>"Rage is not bizarre" - Dave Polewka

>Then you'll know. Then you'll know...yeah...
>Yeah, rage can be bizarre...just ask my nextdoor neighbor. The one
>who keeps playing "Guns & SHIT" loud music while I'm trying to watch 

   Guns and roses are a sort of new-age religion, and I beg you 
to cease and desist all defamation of this sort, or risk angering it's
worshippers. The lyrics are spiritual and omnipotent: I mean, how can
you mess with:
"I don't like you
 I just hate you
 I'm gonnaaaa, kick yer ass! Oh yeah"
point made

>"Apocolypse Now". She found out...yeah...she found out when I'm really 
>angry I can fit an entire African boar into her mailbox...yeah...you'll 
>find out...
   Ahaha - a boar in a mailbox huh? Wow,that's reallll original - that's
been done thousands of times before my friend - standard sophemore prank.
Go get some creativity you bore.

steve

>--
>"I'm not cruel to be kind.      | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
> I'm not cruel to be crueller.  | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
> I'm cruel to be cruellest"     |
>                    Grendel     |
He's not cruel to be fun
He's not cruel to be interesting
He's cruel to be boring
-- 
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sd;lfaswoq[eBuyMeAQuadra!!!mbnZMXCNdfsba;KdSPAMiuroqiyetIBMSuxiweuryth'ewr;mxn
qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
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From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: setenv NAME "rpwhite who is not Kibo"
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 22:27:25 GMT

(John F. Woods) writes:
>(rpwhite who is not Kibo) writes:>
>>O.K., who started this "who is not Kibo" stuff?
>I didn't.
Nor did I.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: TALK.BIZARRE WILL BE DESTROYED BY NEWBIAL FRESHMEN NEXT WEEK
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 00:47:02 GMT

rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:

>)t.b used to be my cup of tea.  now carasso has
>)turned it into a haven for horny freshmen. 
>
>PUBLIC TOILET	PUBLIC TOILET	PUBLIC TOILET	PUBLIC TOILET	
>						   
>		       IN ONE WEEK TALK.BIZARRE
>			       WILL BY
>			       FLOODED
>				 WITH
>			   AUSSIE ARTICLES
>				   
>			    DESTROYED WITH
>				   		   
>		   HUNDREDS OF NEWBIE JUNK ARTICLES
>		   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>				   
>     FROM HUNDREDS OF DIFFERENT READERS AND DIFFERENT NEWSGROUPS
>				   
>		 SO THAT NO KILL FILE CAN BE CREATED.
>				   
>			     ***UNLESS***
>				   
>			GYPSY APOLOGIZES TO ME
>				   
>			       PUBLICLY
>				   
>
>PUBLIC NOTICE	PUBLIC NOTICE	PUBLIC NOTICE	PUBLIC NOTICE	
>
>CARASSO "I'M NOT JOKING.  ALT.SEX, REC.HUMOR, REC.PETS, K12, AND
>	 STARTREK AUTHORS WILL FLOOD TALK.BIZARRE"

1. GET KNOTTED.
2. + A WHOLE(HOLE) THREE YEARS OF AUSSIE JUNK JUST FOR GREGORY.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 07:09:31 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.182130.22771@cs.rose-hulman.edu> waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (The Sheik) writes:
>In article <1992Aug29.081108.2347@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com  
>(hippolyte) writes:
>> no.  in real life, 99.9 percent of men don't have the
>> cojones to shit in public.
>  ^^^^^^^
>
>Clever use of the thesaurus here.

what, you had to look it up?  i wouldn't brag
about that, if i were you.

m

i have six thesauri now, but i only use them for dramatic reading
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: Morrisa_Sherman@autodesk.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Retired camp counsellors
Date: 2 Sep 92 16:14:00 GMT

"In your mind, what was the most satisfying form of tag?"

"Well, it kind of depends on what your goals are, doesn't it?  If you 
want to exaust 200 children at an All-Camp day so they'll sit still for 
a movie, you want Capture The Flag, and if you want to make them think, 
Author Tag is probably the best, and to cheer them up indoors if it's 
raining, something silly like Freeze Tag: Under-The-Legs-Style or Blob 
Tag or Tickle Tag." 

"No, I mean, which one do you personally like having them play?"

"For my personal satisfaction? Streets and Alleys."

"Oh, yeah, me too.  You get such a sense of power, all those kids lined 
up like a regiment, responding to commands like a drill team, and the 
'cop' and 'robber' running between them and stopping so obediently when  
you call the switch.  I think deep in my twisted heart, I'm a frustrated 
military commander."

"Wow, that's not why I like it at all.  I like it because it looks like 
warp when the children put their arms on the shoulders of the ones in 
front of them, and weft when they stretch their arms out to the side, 
and the cop and robber look like shuttles moving between the threads."

"You mean, weaving with children?"

"Of course.  I can't imagine picturing anything else."

"Artists.  You're all alike."

______________________________MorrisaS@Autodesk.Com

Everybody sing! 

No cares have I to grieve me
No sassy little campers to deceive me
I'm happy as a lark on lsd
As we go rolling rolling home
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: waldby
Date: 31 Aug 92 14:26:21 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.


I prefer the automatic one.  Can we get the daemon re-instated?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
From: mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 00:05:08 GMT

eodell@nyx.cs.du.edu (Eugene O'Dell) writes:

>In article <1992Sep2.062814.1949@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:
>>A simple joke..after all..this was my idea as a newsgroup!

>Here's a cookie.  Enjoy!                               

<CRUNCH>..I'm full..anyone want the rest? <THANKS>
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From: EE117@LIVERPOOL.AC.UK
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Date: 3 Sep 92 12:26:22 GMT
Organization: University of Liverpool


>....i'm sure i could even
>talk someone into creating alt.hooters Just For
>Them, if only they would get the FUCK out of my
>face.

please go ahead - the guys in the lab would sure appreciate the
the .gif files

--Ian - killing time before another Friday night on the razzle
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Anita Hill
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 16:08:30 GMT

In article <BtLKA4.IB9@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy) writes:
>Yesterday the Purdue newspaper announced that Anita Hill will be
>paid $10,000 to speak during Purdue's "Affirmative Action" week.
>Funny how someone can make politically motivated accusations with
>little-to-no supporting evidence and turn into a high-paid speaker
>in the feminist movement.
>
>ata boy


OH PLEASE. This is talk.bizarre.

Alt.politics.fascism is down the hall to your left.

Clarence thomas edges out Bush and quayle for asshole of the year 91, tho
quayle will probably win in 92.

cmon, man, post somthing original, bizarre, witty, etc. or FUCK OFF.

nothing personal,

fred rogers
From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Marriages From Hell
Date: 30 Aug 1992 21:25:05 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu


	cj and gooley

	gypsy and ata boy

	simon travaglia and carasso


5150
too young to be committed, thank you
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: YES! Now you too can get in on the act.
Date: 3 Sep 92 18:39:05 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:

>I'm not sure what kinds of stolen
>property would really cheese off the Navy.

ASROC BPS
SAS biscuits
XBT's
crypto KEYMAT's

rp -- that ought to bring them running.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My new desk.
Date: 26 Aug 92 17:12:48 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

I moved into my new desk today.
It is a fairly nisc desk, as far as desks go. According to the JOB
TICKET I found in the drawer it is a "DBL PED COMP DESK."
It came with a cool warranty.

-------------------------------------------------------------------
UNICOR
Federal Prison Industries, Inc.

Product Warranty

UNICOR, Federal Prison Industries, Inc., warrants this product to be
free from defective materials and workmanship.

If the materials and workmanship in this product do not meet contract
specifications, please notify our Customer Service Group immediately. We
stand behind our proucts and your satisfaction is our ultimate goal.

You may contact our Customer Service Group by dialing our toll-free
number:
		   1-800-827-3168
---------------------------------------------------------------------

This is xcool. I may be the only person in t.b with a desk made by slave
labor. If they had a sense of humor they should have written "We stand
behind our product just like we stand behind bars."

There was another ticket that gave the info like JOB NO. and
WORK ORDER NO. and said it had been inspected by  #2-121.

I started wondering who #2-121 might be. Jim Bakker maybe? Leona
Helmsley? Michael Millken? John Gotti? The thought that one of these
personages might have inspected my desk excites me. 

rp -- perhaps if I call that 1-800 number they'll tell me who #2-121 is.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: New Contest time
Organization: truth and/or beauty
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 16:43:12 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.120430.4280@wetware.com> drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:
>
>Who Really DOES have the best Sleeping Abilities in T.B,
>and what would it take to wake them up.
>

When i was ten years old or so, three of us tried to share a pup
tent when camping.  I was in the middle and snored so loud that
neither of the other two could sleep.  So they tried punching me
in the stomach, pushing me around, etc., and nothing could get
me up.  So they tried pinching my nose, and i got a nose bleed.
I still didn't wake up, and apparently i started snoring with a
loud gurgle.  In the morning my face and pillow were covered with
blood, and i hadn't remembered a thing.

But that was seventeen years ago, and i'm much better now.
No snoring.

AjD
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: ata boy was sexually rejected recently
Followup-To: alt.flame
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 21:02:47 GMT

cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
> Ah, Steve Franklin!  The virgin from talk.abortion who thinks
> the entire world ought to live according to his particular brand
> of Catholicism.

     And here I thought he was just a punching bag
over in alt.flame.  Clearly I've underestimated his
idiocy.

     I really should drop in to groups I don't
regularly read more often.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: THE COMPLETE BRITISH TO AMERICAN DICTIONARY
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 14:06:05 GMT

In <43030@skye.dcs.ed.ac.uk> morna@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Morna J Findlay) writes:

>In article <d5jn_lr.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>>
>>abstractour	-> abstractor
>>acceptour	-> acceptor
>>actour		-> actor

>etc

Not our fault you guys won't be consistent.

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: Re: IN _____ THEY HAVE ___ DIFFERENT WORDS FOR ________
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 17:38:28 GMT

In <7335@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>In Iceland they have 8 different words for Snow
>In Italy they have 42 different words for Buttocks
>In Spain they have 58 different words for Sleep
>In Hungary they have 32 different words for Sausage
>In Scotland they have 0 words for Rush
>In Argentina they have 671 different words for Secret Police
>In America they have 5630 words for Car
>In Britain we have 260 different words for Food Poisoning

In USENETLAND we have 10 ^ n (where n approaches infinity) words for idiots
      like you who think you're funny, but realize that you can only think of
      8 countries, when everyone knows that there are 23.

steve
-- 
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sd;lfaswoq[eBuyMeAQuadra!!!mbnZMXCNdfsba;KdSPAMiuroqiyetIBMSuxiweuryth'ewr;mxn
qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: THE COMPLETE ANTI-FEMINISTS DICTIONARY
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 21:54:34 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.


bellman		(bellboy)
busman		(busboy)
cowman		(cowboy)
flammanant	(flamboyant)
immanal  	(impersonal)
immanate 	(impersonate)
mana    	(persona)
manal		(personal)
mancott		(boycott)
manfriend	(boyfriend)
manify		(personify)
mannel		(personel)
playman		(playboy)
schoolman	(schoolboy)
-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,talk.politics.misc
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Activist shot at Berkeley Chancellor's home
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 22:03:55 GMT

spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Travaglia) writes:
 
>>I mean, let's put this in perspective, MACHETTEs don't kill people, guns do!

>Sheesh!  And they call these people stable!  There's probably hundreds of
>them out there, all of them with illegal machettes

Kerist, what else am I going to trim my toenails with. My bodies too old and 
no longer capable of bending far enough so that I can bite them off anymore.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Something I never knew before
Distribution: world
Date: 31 Aug 92 21:25:03 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <MJD.92Aug31124559@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Devourer") writes:

>Other people hear those voices in their heads too.

AND WE'RE PROUD OF IT!!!(Here, here!)SHUT UP!!!
--
"So I'm minding my own business...no, really. | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 And I see him, the HIM in big impressive     | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 letters. And he owns me, I mean the way      |
 pigeons own N.Y...damn I'm had again."       |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: Re: A call to smra
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 03:20:54 GMT

without attribution, (Mike Clemens) writes:
>
>"Wyatt Earp?
> He makes me burp..."  


  "Well, I've seen Wyatt, I'm  tellin' no lies.
   He faced two hombres with blood in their eyes.
   They started to draw, they were ready for fightin',
   but Wyyyyyats draw was like greased lightnin'.
   In a second those two hombres were dead,
   mighty heavy two, all filled with lead.
   Wyatt Earp, he's our man,
   lets get him here as quick as we can."

                                   Spike Jones


John "giving bizarre credit where bizarre credit is due" Perry



-- 
v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-
    "Reality is a sandwich that I did not order."
			       Zippy the Pinhead (for president)
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: durway@rtp.dg.com (Crud)
Subject: Re:  Love letters to the Universe
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 19:55:14 GMT
Organization: Employer, Inc.
Keywords: more typical oldbie vanity

In article <larne.02t2@canetoad.UUCP>, larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky) writes:
> In article <1992Aug25.051820.4406@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
> >am i the only person who thinks all the posts 
> >from canetoad sound like they were written by
> >the same person?
> 
> As past experience has shown, any attempt to convince you otherwise will
> only have the opposite effect, so I won't bother.
> 
> Although if you want a logic puzzle:
> [blah blah]

There's nothing I'd rather do than try to figure out who you are.
Suddenly, my life has meaning.
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Great Moments in TV Sports Cheeze
Date: 25 Aug 92 17:26:17 GMT
Organization: me myself and i

In another article, ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
:
|Chill out, dude.  This is Usenet.  Any reference to grilling live cats
|is likely to generate follow-ups.  You're lucky I didn't crosspost your
|article to rec.pets. 

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
:
|The moment climaxed and shot its gory wad when Brent called Hammer "My Man".

The moment climaxed and shot its gory wad when Ken Johnson
advised "Chill out, dude".

Tx. [what is the opposite of bifurcation anyway]
--
check my header - "give me a smart bear and fuck the nazis," freud said.
From: tibbits@sisal.llnl.gov (Patrick Tibbits)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Anita Hill
Date: 28 Aug 92 06:57:17 GMT
Organization: Any and All

Didja ever creep up on your secretary as she's typing away and,
by a sharp twist of the hips, whack her sweetly up side of her head
with your semi-flaccid organ of interrogation?

It adds to the effect if you gyrate a bit and chant Milli Vanilli
songs when she turns to query you as to your intentions.

"Hey baby bite me baby
 Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-baby, baby"
etc.

Or, if she's an old-fashioned girl, you might try

"Wrap your lovin' lips around me,
 Hold me tight ..."


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Anita Hill
X-Xxdate: Sat, 29 Aug 92 17: 42:52 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d7
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 16:36:39 GMT

In article <Btpwt1.Htx@cs.dal.ca> Steve Franklin,
franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca writes:
> You my friend
>scored a -30 on the Steve-Franklin intelligence test, and continue
to
>fall as you speak.  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ERROR: Division by zero.


.sig under construction...

John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)
Grafix 'R Us
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: Re: real life 4
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 23:19:03 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:

>so now i know i want to hear they might be giants, but i gotta go do the
>show.  

A kid on a local bbs here in Philly got to interwiew the duo after the show 
for some reason.  He asked John Linnel(sp?) if he knew what "barangus" was?

He didn't.

RICHH
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28754 alt.fan.letterman:221
From: edc@dawn.cs.rice.edu (Edward Chen)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
Date: 3 Sep 1992 17:39:20 GMT
Organization: Rice University, Houston

In article <1992Sep3.065240.15986@wam.umd.edu> mary@wam.umd.edu (Mary Louise Cassidy) writes:
>LNWDL started going downhill a while after they switched Viewer Mail to
>Fridays.  And then that crap of only having *four* mails...what is that?!?!
>It seems that Dave has gone soft..complacent...

Nah, the "five letter" bit didn't come until later.  When A&E was showing the
re-runs, it proved that the early seasons would range from 3 - 6 letters.  It
was only later that it settled at 5, then to 4.  Besides, my all time favorite
viewer mail only had 3 letters.  "Solon un tote bag!" indeed!

<ESC>


-- 
.. newspaper taxis appear on the shore, waiting to take you away ...
From: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: $5 to the first person to post this to alt.feminism
Date: 26 Aug 92 14:40:09 GMT
Organization: Purdue University

Q: Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

A: So you can tell them apart from feminists.

ata boy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.sex.woody-allen
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: ALT.SEX.WOODY-ALLEN
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 01:34:50 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.


I have created alt.sex.woody-allen.  The newgroup is
intended for the discussion of the woody allen case, child
abuse, problems with the media, and pediphilia.

If the need arises, alt.sex.woody-allen.technical,
alt.sex.woody-allen.positions, and alt.sex.woody-allen.jokes,
will be additionally created.

hugs and kisses,

CARASSO,
net.god
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hugs, Rachel