From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 01:52:04 GMT

In article <1992Nov6.083219.3745@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>In article <1992Nov5.201442.2723@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov5.150057.14092@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>|> >|> In article <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>|> >|> >By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>>>|> >|> >president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
>>>|> >|> >a sex object for president?  
>>>|> >|> 
>>>|> >|> oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
>>>|> >|> vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
>>>|> >|> the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!
>>>|> >|> 
>>>|> >|> leather aka the ultimate sex object
>>>|>  
>>>|> >lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
>>>|> >chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
>>>|> hee hee!  how far will i *go*?  how far will *i* go?
>>>|> ooooh, baby, wait and see.
>>>|> mmmmm...hey, maybe i should get references...sprooney?
>>>|> help me out here...
>>>|> 
>>>|> leather aka warming up the custard
>>>|> 
>>>|> 
>>>This *election* will be voted?! on based on the sleeze of each participant, bu
>>>since that is a relitive scale, and considering tina was seen weilding  knif, 
>>>gina has played slap and tickle with rodants, and leather plays with toys
>> 
>> toys?  how do you know about my toys?  maybe i should discpline you...
>> *whip*
>
>
>Myself, I prefer white soft silk scarves and ice picks. Sorry.
ice picks?  oooh...i like those too...and handcuffs...
 
>>>i think imagination and creatitivity along with sleeze should be considered.
>>>i hope i hav'nt left anyone out who would like to play.  if so, grab a can of
>>>crisco and your twister game and jump in anytime.
>> 
>> i prefer mazola.  doesn't harm the thigh-high leather boots as much,
>> plus it makes the rubber sheets easier to clean up afterwards.
>> also adds a nice texture to the custard and is more fun than treacle.
>Me, I;m a lady of class. Give me bear skin rugs, satin sheets, rain
>storms at midnight, huge hot tubs with unlimited supplies of Spam and
>white wine, strawberries and champagne, mirrors and whatnot.
hey, mazola's got class..gets the satin sheets kinda messy tho'.
a hot tub full of spam?  hmmm...
strawberries are good though.
and champagne tickles awfully depending on where you put it..
>> but my favourite is e-z-cheese (not the bacon kind)
>I'll stick to the whipped cream, if you don't mind.

>>>chestnutt aka having lots of fun but is it legal?
>> kisses
>> leather aka you want danger, baby, i'll show you what danger is
>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>Pasionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?  
oh, man, that's not sleaze, though!  gads, if i thought we were
talking about that, i would never've brought the ezcheese into it..

leather aka currently without paraphernalia



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