From: u8801863@cs.uow.edu.au (Nigel Brendon Robinson)
Newsgroups: alt.surfing
Subject: 9 days in the Life of NR.... Part II
Date: 20 Aug 92 06:53:39 GMT
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Wollongong University, Australia

u8801863@cs.uow.edu.au (Nigel Brendon Robinson) writes:

>Here's a bit of the dialogue....

>I saw that the pigs were going to come to the front door so I decided
>it was time to get ready to greet our law enforcing mates.
>So I stripped my clothes of so I just had my tracky pants on and
>messed my hair up so it looked like I'd just got out of bed.
>I then went to the front door squiting into their birght lights.

>One of the police looked into my eyes and tried to hipnotise me.
>I just looked straight back until he looked away (about 30 seconds).
>(From memory ?)
>Location:My place.
>Dialogue: P=Pigs,N= Nigel.
>P: We've had complaints that people have been breaking bottles and
>burning trees around here.
>N:Really I wonder who could have done that.
>P:Well I just saw four people run in here.
>N: I don't know anything about that I just got out of bed.
>P: Bullshit mate,don't give us that.
>N: Oh well...
>P: I can see them sitting on the longe.
>N: I don't have a lounge...
>P: So who are the residents here.
>N: I don't know I'm just visiting.
>P: So you were invited over by a mate.
>N: Yeah, that's right, he's a cool bloke too.
>P: Well it's about 3 am what's the time (looking at fellow weener) ?
>P2: 3:15 am.
>N:Really ?
>P:Yes.
>N: Well I don't have a watch or a clock so I wouldn't really know.
>P: Can you get one of the residents please ...
>N: OK,I'll see if I can find one.
> (I then closed and locked the door).
>No-one else wanted to pretend to be a resident so I had to come clean about
>this one.(Not even my gutless flat mate).
>Opening door....
>In the mean time P2 has gone to check the tree I was trying to burn
>down not 2 minutes before.
>P: So where is the resident ?
>N: They can't come to the door.
>P: Why not?
>N: Beacuse they're not able to.
>P: Are they drunk ?
>N: No,they can't come to the door.
>P: Because they're drunk ?
>N: No, because they're not able to.

>He gave up on that one after....a couple more questions ...

>I've got a lecture... I'll finish this in part II.

The saga continues....
P2 is still looking at the charred and mangled mess of a palm tree that is 
lying across the walk-way near my place that I tried to burn down.
We were burning the  palm fronds( 6 foot long) to signal in any visiting 
ufo's in the vacinity.
Unfortunately none arrived.

P: Whoever damaged that tree is going to get into trouble of
the Real Estate Agent. 
N: Yeah Probably. (stated casually)
P: We're not going to leave until we get a resident out here.
N: Well I do actually live here,sorry about that.... ;-)
P2: So you lied to us...
N: No,I forgot.
P: So how many people live here.
(He said pointing his torch up our little laneway.
N: Well if you count the number of garbage bins... let's see there's
... one here...three that I can see and I think I can vaguely see
one past there (beyond the charred tree).
That makes four.So I'd say four as the number of people, as the number of
garbage bin's in front of houses is usually the number of people who live
there.

Pulling out his little blue book.
P: Who owns the place ?
N: The Real estate.
P: So what's your Real Estate Agents name ?
N: Um... (trying to think of one but my own.)
Raine and Horne.
P: And what's your name.
N: Craig Robinson.
P: Right well, your real esatate agent is going to hear about this...
N: That's good... bye officer... :-)
Closed the door and laughed raskalliably.
Then they walked off making the usual grunting noises.

Well, back to the surfing...
Yesterday (Tuesday) I went to Sharkies... The place where I had the 
Gnarliest tube of my life (see report if it still exists).

The surf was about 2-4 feet ( chest to 1.3 overhead.)
The sets would come in really quickly and you'd get caught inside
easy.
I surfed for about two hours ?
A guy I was with said he was from Melbourne and travelling round.
I sugguested that he visit The Farm.... 
I suggusetd that it was similar to 13th Beach in the way it broke.
What would you say Lud.... ???? Paul... ???
You have bothed surfed the Farm... :-0

Today I surfed Sandon Point at about 2-3 foot.
I surfed the inside section and got about 20 waves.
Nothing really spectacular except just a nice feeling 
surfing over a reef that feels alive and has nice cungee and green
sea-grass sections..... :-) :-) :-)

Well that's it really Except that I'm going to see the Humming Birds
(a band tonight) and Tommorrow night just to top it off a 19th birthday party.
... :-)

Bye ya's all,
Nigel.

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