From: dart@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Dartanyan the Witchling)
Subject: Re: Evan Marshall
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 12:31:23 GMT

	It's time for Zowie the Mindreader ... Lets listen as SHe tunes in
	on the probablt thoughts of this person posting!!
	(we cannot prove telepathy, so it is only likely that it works and
	the possibility that it is just a lot of bullshit would only make it
	like the rest of imposed reality.)

In article <1992Sep10.142020.6649@iscsvax.uni.edu> marshall1198@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>>>It appears that even after a time of getting going with this newsgroup, there
>>>are still no satanists on it.  Just nasty atheists.  If you worship yourself
>>>(the opposite of the Christian denial of yourself), I would agree that it is
>>>"of the devil", but clearly not real satanism.

	** I think, if I antagonize now, they will respond and make a logical
failure.  If they do, I might convince them of the error of their ways.  Then,
I can convert them to xtianity so that i build up treasures in heaven, and
if I do this enough, I get to sit real close to GOD when he joins in singing.**

>> Well, with school back in session our old friend Evan is back with his funny

	**SCOTT** Shit, not this guy again. **
>
>Well, it's nice to be remembered...I think...

	**Uh-Oh, he remembers me.  That means it won't work, not that I ex-
pected it to on this guy, since he always makes an odd sort of sense  -- 
But that is the Work of the Devil!  i cannot listen....**

>
>> little worldview. Sure is refreshing to hear from someone whos entire world-
>> view is shaped by television & a quaint translation of an outdated hebrew
>> greek & aramaic manuscript. (as if we don't hear from enough of these idiots
>> every day)

	**SCOTT**Well, in case someone doesn't realize what he's up to, i better 
let out a general warning.  Besides, I get to flame. Hehhehheh**

>
>My view of the world is not shaped by TV, nor have I left this newgroup just
>because school was out.  I just wanted to see what would happen if I left you
>alone for a while.  Obviously the group has grown a lot.  It is good to see
>that more Christian-types are reading this newgroup and talking to you all.

	**(Turns off CBN)**That's JUST NOT TRUE!  Not everything Pat Robertson
says is 100% Truth.  He's not Jesus or Paul!
	And he figured out that I'm not as old as I try to make myself seem...
he knows I go home for the summer...  I better lie to cover that up... after all,
it's okay to lie in the name of GOD!  Not I have to evangelize.**

>
>> 
>> BTW Evan, I worship Great Cthulhu! Soon the great old ones will rise from their
>> aeon-long slumber to wreak joyous havok upon the earth! We must accept Cthulhu
>> as our master to be spared in the upcoming apocalypse! Through the use of the
>> ancient rites, handed down from the dawn of time, we can become allies to
>> the old gods. We will be rulers of the tattered remains of humanity the
>> old ones leave for our amusement!
>> IA PAN!
>> IA YOG SOTOTH!
>> IA CTHULHU!

	**SCOTT**Okay, lets fuck him up with my latest conspiracy -- Cthuluism!
This should make him look at how dense he is .. no wait, he's an xtian.  Never,
mind, maybe I shold just gobble at him like a turkey.**

>> 
>> ye servante of ye great olde ones...

	**SCOTT**How should I sign my name today?**
>
>Is any of that for real?

	**It's for Real, they are actually worshipping Cthulu again.  If GOD finds
out, he's gonna be MAD.  I'm gonna tell! .. wait, GOD knows ALL.  I guess that 
means he knows this, too.  I wonder if it's for real?**



		Yes, EVAN, IT REAL!
	
	But it's wrong.

	The truth is, Jesus is just all right with me, Jesus is just all right...

	OH YEAH!

	But PAUL!!!!!!!  PAUL MAKES ME PUKE THE SNEAKY MOTHAFUCKA!

	Haven't you caught on that if you had listened to the Hippy Carpenter's
son, and NOT the christian-torturer Mithra worshipping Roman ex-government official,
you would be a lot better off and peaceful and NOT be attempting to annoy everyone?
	BUT NO!  YOU go on believing all his rewrites.  You go on believing
he saw the big J on the road, and NO ONE ELSE DID!  Not at all like a "Bolt of
lightning in the East that they would see in the West as well"  (Um, see
Matthew 4:23-like, :30, I think, though I may be wrong.  all those warnings
against false prophets and such.
	Well, looks like Ol Saul of Tarsus has made suckers of, say, like,
5,000,000,000 people or more through history?  Maybe 50,000,000,000?

	And you, mehum, are another one of them.

	Thus spake ZOWIE, the mindreader.

					dodger (removes turban)
					Sean Cannon