HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 03:12:49 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Keywords: WHO     IS     THIS      GUY    ?????

In article <BtzC4L.3ss@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>In <1992Aug28.183939.19246@cs.rose-hulman.edu> jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson) writes:
>>In article <BtpF9J.E6s@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)  
>>writes:
>>*   Apparently - you, as a member of this generation contribute bullshit.
>>*How much do YOU do my friend? I can guess at very little. Then again, your
>>*idea of a positive contribution and mine are quite different, I assure you.
>>Emptying your sperm into the shower drain is positive?
>
>That's the most helpful thing stevie can do for humanity.  Anything to prevent
>his genes from propagating.
>


As long as he isn't spewing into a MWRA drain.  The fish in Boston harbor
are strange enough as it is.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: RE: LOUD IRRITATING OBTRUSIVE AMERICAN TOURISTS.
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 92 02:08:10 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

IN REC.TRAVEL,SOC.CULTURE.USA frank2@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za (FRANK D N) writes:

)It has been my experience when travelling abroad that the majority 
)of American tourists are loud, obtrusive and selfish. They are at their 
)worst in large tour groups, but individuals and families can be almost as 
)bad. They appear to have no consideration for fellow tourists and the locals 
)whose lands they are visiting. 

YES!!! IZ AMERICAN IMPERIALIST PIG DOG!  BOURGOISEE TAKE OVER COUNTRY
WHEN VISITING, LIKE VIETNAM.  IMPERIALISTC PIG DOGS.  DEZ WHY VIETNAM
WON.  DE LIKE EATING DOGS.  IMPERIAL PIG DOGS!  HA! HA.  MAKE JOKE!

)Many seem to travel - not to learn about foreign places, people and 
)culture - but merely to *do* a place and be able to tell their friends back 
)home that they've *done* it. When I was in Rome, I met two young American
)males who proudly told me :"Yeah, well we did Paris in half a day. If we 
)'bust' it, we could do Rome in about the same time.".  AAaargh! This 
)typifies the sort of travel philosophy followed by the people of whom I 
)write.


IZ AMERICAN EVIL PLAN TO DOMINAT AND COMTROL EUROPE WITH IMPERIALISTIC
CAPITALISTIC ZIONISTIC PIG DOG PHILOSOPHY AND LOUD BOISGOISEES CALLED
ANTS AND ONCLES.  EVIL CAPITALISTIC PIG DOGS.

)A result of this philosophy is that these tourists don't leave the USA at 
)home when they leave for their travels. They carry it with them everywhere 
)they go, and seem to expect all standards and facilities to comply with what 
)they are used to back in the U.S. 

U.S.A. CAPITALISTIC EXPLOITING WORKING.  REVOLT.  TAKE NO MORE.  HIT
THEM WHERE IT COUNTS!  ENTERTAINMENT!  ME AND MUSMEK MY PROLOTARIAT
PEOPLE'S WIFE PLAN TO BEAM SOVIET TV TO THE WHOLE WORLD.  BEAUTIFUL,
NO?  SOVIET TV.  ALL DAY.  SOVIET TV.  ALL NIGHT.  SOVIET TV.  AHH.
DIE CAPITALIST PIGS

)I would appreciate some insight on this issue.

DAS KAPITAL, SIR CARL MARX.
COMMUNIST MANIFESTO, SIR CARL MARX
HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE, TONY ROBBINS
DIANETICS, EL RON HUBBARD
1-800-23-STERN

.

-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: akbloom@aplcen.apl.jhu.edu (Keith Bloom)
Subject: Re: This was not my lamest moment... (longish)
Organization: The Johns Hopkins University
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 00:41:25 GMT

dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:

>Blame a country with the forms of a democratic government, but without
>the educated voters to make it work. Or, "every country has the
>government it most richly deserves", yet again.

I know another country meeting that description, which is a lot closer 
to home than the Philippines.  As a matter of fact, it *is* home.


Keith
-----
    "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they
     want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Short shameful confession
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 14:32:54 GMT

I _like_ those hot-air hand dryers they have in restrooms
these days.


m*rk
From: Andre_Lehovich@Brown.Edu (Andre Lehovich)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Mushrooms
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 18:29:46 EDT
Organization: Brown University, Providence, Rhode Island USA
NNTP-Posting-Host: brownvm.brown.edu
News-Software: BNN via BNN_POST v1.0 beta

Did you ever stop to watch the mushrooms grow?

They are potent creatures.  You can walk around your lawn
on a sunny day and see nothing but grass.  And then it
rains.  And then the mushrooms arrive.  Together with the
toad stools.

They push their way up.  And you can visit Epcot center.
Or practice your swing on the golf balls.

The mushrooms push earth out of their way.  They are
surrounded by clumps of soil that have been moved.  Up
close it looks like heavy duty machinery was used.  Only no
diesel has been in the yard for years.

Mushrooms - the eco-friendly bulldozer.
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From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: please continue
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 22:17:24 GMT

nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo) writes:

>"There goes Andrew.  I'm so proud of him!"  "Hey, son, don't forget to 
>decimate

If you can finger it out I resemble that.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Songs Hendrix never recorded
Date: 31 Aug 92 18:05:11 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>> >: "My wind cries Mary"
>> >"All Along The Shopping Mall"
>> "Voodoo Chili"
>"Hey Bartholomewe-Jamison"
Rutherford B. Haze
Hey Skip!


-- 


: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************
: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
: General Neophyte   :    ************************
                        "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: GERMAN CLASS
Followup-To: alt.hilary-clinton,alt.shaved.pubes,alt.butt.harp,misc.test
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 13:24:01 GMT

 Irene Marquez <U37533@uicvm.uic.edu> enlightens the masses with:

>>Could someone explain to me please why anyone would want to shave their
>>legs and armpits?  It seems like a lot of work for a rather unpleasant
>>and stubbly final result.
>
>    Sure thing Scott, I can tell you why *I* do it.
>
>    I simply like the silky smooth finish of my freshly shaven
>    legs.  I do it everyday  when i'm in the shower.  It takes
>    no time whatsoever then and always end up silky smooth.
>    After all, who doesn't like baby smooth skin?  As for my
>    armpits, it just feels cleaner to me.
>

this seems so obvious, but:

DO YA SHAVE YER PUBES TOO?!?!? OOOOOO, SILKY SMOOOOOOOOOOOTTTHHHHHH



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From: mclemens@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Mike Clemens)
Subject: A call to smra
Organization: Indiana University
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 16:04:13 GMT


DYSLEXICS UNTIE!




"Wyatt Earp?
 He makes me burp..."
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: T.B
Date: 1 Sep 92 20:37:09 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

(JOHN HEIM	) writes:
>Reading t.b is like going to the reptile house at the zoo.  I know I'm 
>safe because there's thick glass between me and the beings on the 
>other side.  Still scary though.
>
>JGH     - Don't tap on the glass 

See, John, things are looking up. This is only half-lame, and now Steve
Franklin is here to take the heat off you.  I told you some SSOS would
show up and give the residents another target.  Enjoy your new-found 
freedom.

Matt
How long will it take for Stevo to figure out what SSOS means?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: jd@dickens.com (Joe Dudar)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 14:07:39 GMT
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.

In article <RANNOU.92Aug27090550@zuse.info.polymtl.ca> Rannou@info.polymtl.ca (Patrick Rannou) writes:
>In article <1992Aug24.132945.20787@hobbes.kzoo.edu> tweaver@hobbes.kzoo.edu (Tim Weaver) writes:
>
>   >Don't forget ordering 36,767 Frengi pizzas in Rikers name.
>
>Huh, why 36,767 exactly? I've seen this number pop up in other newsgroup,
>so if any kind soul can tell me I'll be gald...
>
I'm already galled.  I think it was s'posed ta be 2^15-1, or 32k-1, but the
second digit is wrong... should be 32767.
-- 
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jd@dickens.com   |  has to climb over enough of them, he might inadvertently
Atlanta, GA      |  fall on top of her.
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From: waterman@.cs.brandeis.edu (T.S. Waterman)
Subject: Re: IF IT'S NOT SCOTTISH! IT'S CRAP! (was: Re: STOP this crap)
Reply-To: waterman@cs.brandeis.edu
Organization: CAVEAT Labs, Inc.
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 20:59:22 GMT

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:

>In article <1992Sep1.211950.23366@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>>grendel@canetoad.UUCP (the other one) writes:
>>*"I'm not cruel to be kind.     
>>* I'm not cruel to be crueller.
>>* I'm cruel to be cruellest"   
>>*                    Grendel     
>>
>>Right now, I'd kill for a cruller.

>My officemate is a Berliner.
"Lick my creamy center"  --  me, to my boss, earlier this week.

--ts

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From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Subject: Re: Bang Bang Shoot Shoot (was: Re: Activist shot at Berkeley... )
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 21:14:14 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <7425@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
*
*In article <1992Sep1.182201.27727@mercury.unt.edu>
*chris@ponder.csci.unt.edu (chris gleaves) writes:
*
*#  I can just see someone saying, "Pardon me sir, but you must have crawled
*#  into the wrong window since this is my house." At which point the
*#  intruder will probably do one of two things:
*#  
*#            1) jump back out the window and run his ass off.
*#  
*#            2) whip out a gun/knife and wound/kill you.
*
*This line of approach to a burglar had never occurred to me.  Courtesy
*in all things. 
*
Fuck courtesy. If he is very lucky, he only gets the Ruger Mk. 1 pistol; if  
not, he gets the 12 guage double barrel.

Been there, done that, at 3.28 am.  He chose option 1 when he heard the slide  
engage. I can still see him running in my minds eye: looked like he was running  
the Olympic race of his life. (he was)
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
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From: greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 14:52:52 GMT

In article <8359@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au> newton@iagu.itd.adelaide.edu.au (Mark Newton) writes:

}>yes, i'm a feminist.  why do you fucking ask?



}I didn't need to ask.  Everyone knows that feminists are just otherwise
}decent women with attitude, and you certainly have attitude.  Your feminism
}sticks out a mile.

I love this. An ozzie telling someone else that _they_ have an
attitude. Ever since your bunch of rancid wallaby-humpers spurted out
onto the net about three years ago we've had to put up with the
keening whine of an entire continent simultaneously discovering that
they're not the grand masters of creation they thought they were.
Every australian poster wears his nation's inferiority complex pinned
to his chest (too stupid to pin it to his shirt, yussee) and all this
vaunting and preening is just part of the centuries-long process of
self-deception they've engaged in to suppress the shame at having been
descended from shiploads of British ex-cons playing hide-the-salami
with each other in their idle moments. 



--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

"Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated in the move to
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27921 alt.california:1680
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.california
Subject: Re: LIFE NEAR LAKE ONTARIO
From: ace@kryton.UUCP (Catherine Beckstead)
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 15:11:00 PDT
Organization: Paradox Alley F&SF BBS 805-492-8789

adw@cci632.cci.com (Allen Williams (co-op)) writes:

> 
>  For those who have asked me what life is like in the East coast, it 
> is a typical day in America, but for the edification of all I shall describe
> a typical workday that I go through.

<lots of wonderfully funny stuff about waisting water deleted>

That was a terrific story.  I'm still laughing.  Hmmm and we are
here in California with brown grass and dead bushes.  Oh well,
can I at least take the brick out of my toilet now??

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Catherine Beckstead                    ace@kryton.uucp
"Do you want to argue with a can of deodorant that registers
NINE on the Richter scale?"        --Ace, in "Dragonfire"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
From: myboy@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Lewis Murtaugh)
Subject: Dropping stuff (was: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN)
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 14:55:31 GMT

In article <1992Sep2.072846.3470@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> eodell@nyx.cs.du.edu (Eugene O'Dell) writes:
>
>Anyhow, regarding Dave, am I the only one who misses the dropping of 
>stuff off of semi-tall buildings?  Ahh...  those were the days.
>--
>--Eugene O'Dell                      |    Various Addresses:
>"I'm very scared for this world...   |   EAO430S@VMA.SMSU.EDU
> I'm very scared for me." - R.E.M.   |   eodell@nyx.cs.du.edu
>                                     |      EAO430S@SMSVMA

I miss that.  There was this one episode, it must have been 6 or 7 years ago,
where Dave was on the 5-story tower, dropping stuff, and he set up this
trampoline underneath.  Then he takes out a raw, skinned turkey, and said
"Scientists tell us the turkey can't fly -- I'm here to prove they're wrong,"
and he dropped the bird down onto the trampoline.  It bounced up, and the
little wings flopped around in mid-air, and  I thought I would die laughing.

Some of Dave's best segments are when he destroys stuff (the locomotive, the
40-ton steel press, etc.), but it's gotten very rare lately.  A while ago he
was having Biff drive a golf cart through things, which was pretty good, but
that's the last I can remember.

--
Charles Murtaugh
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Meeting Mr/Mrs. Right
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 03:46:24 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <9999@uqcspe.cs.uq.oz.au>

it is impossible to meet like-minded spirits via t.b
so just
Fuck Off
TM
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| lord snooty @the giant | Free Tibet                                      |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap
Date: 1 Sep 92 15:37:39 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: alt.slack
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:

>Hey, Ron! Seems you're  "white, male, and not poverty-stricken". Which
>of these do you plan to change? Give me all your money, and I guarantee
>that you will get a clue. CJ says so.

Hey, Ron! Don't waste all your money. I'm having a two for one sale.
Just send me $20 and in return I'll send you two new and unopened clues
still in the shrink wrap.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My Generation, by steve Franklin (YUCK! YUCK!)
Keywords: WHO     IS     THIS      GUY    ?????
Date: 28 Aug 92 21:28:24 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson) writes:
>franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)  
>*
>*   Apparently - you, as a member of this generation contribute bullshit.
>*How much do YOU do my friend? I can guess at very little. Then again,
>*your idea of a positive contribution and mine are quite different,
>*I assure you.
>
>Emptying your sperm into the shower drain is positive?


HAW HAW HAW
I GET IT!@#

DAN QUAYLE CANT SPELL!!@!@@

I GET IT !!@!@@!

HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.

YOU JEFF DAVIDSON ARE A FUCKING LOSER! DIE! DIE! DIE!





-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: durway@rtp.dg.com (Lindsey "Bwana" Durway)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 18:33:25 GMT
Organization: Employer, Inc.

In article <l9dpooINN91i@sal-sun37.usc.edu>, rone@sal-sun37.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
> 
>   I shaved my sideburns off today.

Life is sweet.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Date: 31 Aug 92 19:22:28 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.newbie,alt.sex.carasso
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

Rachel writes:

>BRAVO! GOOD ARGUEMENT!  
             ^^^^^^^^^ 

HAW HAW HAW
I GET IT!@#

DAN QUAYLE CANT SPELL!!@!@@

I GET IT !!@!@@!

HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Kitchen Appliances
Originator: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 00:54:38 GMT

My dishwasher is a veddy good machine.
My dishwasher, why it makes my dishes clean.
My dishwasher, everything can fit inside.
My dishwasher's only eighteen inches wide, yeah, yeah.

I got tired of cleaning all those dishes galore
So I took myself down to the dishwasher store
And I'll tell you the truth, 'cause I never tell lies
There was one on the floor that was just the right size, yeah yeah.

<chorus>

I picked up the box, put it into my car
I wrote out a check, then I drove pretty far
I opened my cabinets and I gout out the saw
And I cut those oak planks, tore a big gaping maw, yeah yeah.

<chorus>

Well, I found the hot water, and sweated a tee
Some old aircraft hydraulic line just did it for me.
I flared it with couplings, it looked mighty nice,
Then I hooked up the drain tee which was overprices, yeah yeah.

< guitar bridge >

I pulled that big cable right under the floor
Getting it to the fusebox was quite a big chore.
But I hooked up the black wire, the white and the ground
Screwed the fuse in and there was a dishwashing sound, yeah yeah.

< chorus >

I filled up the racks and I cut off the tape
Man, there's nothing that beats never having to scrape.
I think that my dishwasher's really quite hot
And I never have to worry about dishes that spot, yeah, yeah, yeah
      yeah yeah....


Thank you, I love you all, you're beautiful...
--scott
From: edwardk@cup.portal.com (edward chungfan kwok)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Relief
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 11:15:16 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <6028@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> <BtpB20.ACJ@news.larc.nasa.gov>

In article <6028@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writ
es:
>rp -- If you were smart you would have gone to Harvard or MIT, if you
>      were cool you would have gone to USC or UCLA, or if you were smart
>      AND cool you would have gone to Berkeley. The prosecution rests.

I went to MIT.  It ruined my life.  Now everybody assumes that I am smart.
I have to work doubly hard not to disappoint these folks.  I also went to
Berkeley.  Nobody assumes that I am cool though.  Thank God. 

Now if I had only gone to Beverly Hills High ....

Go back to work...
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Films Marlon Brando Never Did
Date: 31 Aug 92 21:32:18 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University



At The Waterpark
A Streetcar Named Grumman
The Stepfather
Last Tango In Paramus
Apoplex Now
-- 


: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************
: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
: General Neophyte   :    ************************
                        "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
From: thchemb4@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Date: 31 Aug 92 17:56:08 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

is it true (or just a malicious rumour) that Elvis died on the 
toilet?
Tom 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Subject: Re: LIFE NEAR LAKE ONTARIO
Organization: Rice University
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 08:14:24 GMT

In article <25L9PB3w164w@kryton.UUCP>, ace@kryton.UUCP (Catherine Beckstead) writes:
|> adw@cci632.cci.com (Allen Williams (co-op)) writes:
|> 
|> > 
|> >  For those who have asked me what life is like in the East coast, it 
|> > is a typical day in America, but for the edification of all I shall describe
|> > a typical workday that I go through.
|> 
|> <lots of wonderfully funny stuff about waisting water deleted>
|> 
|> That was a terrific story.  I'm still laughing.  Hmmm and we are
|> here in California with brown grass and dead bushes.  Oh well,
|> can I at least take the brick out of my toilet now??

Hell, woman, haven't you Californians ever heard of DIETARY FIBER?!
-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill

			
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