HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu (Jen Schacher)
Subject: Re: please help me name my machine
Reply-To: chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 13:27:03 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.141356.12111@walter.cray.com>, nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>In article <1992Aug10.154759.370@awdprime.austin.ibm.com>, lisa writes:
>|> 
>|> We get to name our machines at work here, and I am 
>|> in desperate need of a new machine name in a hurry!  
>|> Can you help me?  
>|> 
>|> I've come up with itchy, scratchy, krusty (all from 
>|> the Simpsons in case u were wondering), elvis, 
>|> thefarside, oohbaby, whoababy, woobaby (stolen from 
>|> the net), ohbaby, themall, thelake, thebeach, and 
>|> thegap, but none of these is all that great, or 
>|> appropriate for work....please please help me, it 
>|> just needs to be somewhat clean, you know, suitable 
>|> for the workplace.
>|> 
>
>how about "roger"?
>
>
>+===============================================================+
>Christine Nelson           Going out of my mind...   
>nelson@eastrg1                     ...back in 5 minutes.

Or Hal?

--Jen
Xref: sparky rec.humor:26625 alt.politics.clinton:2394 talk.politics.guns:19747
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 19:51:06 EDT
From: Joe Carlson <JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.politics.clinton,talk.politics.guns
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
 <#a9msdc.crisp@netcom.com> <183135@pyramid.pyramid.com>

In article <183135@pyramid.pyramid.com>, glambert@pyramid.com (George Lambert)
says:

>In article <#a9msdc.crisp@netcom.com> crisp@netcom.com (Richard Crisp) writes:
>>
>>I personally believe that if we disarm America, some day a few generations
>>down the road (or sooner if Socialists like Feinstein get elected Senator
>from
>>Califruitty) someone will declare themselves "President For Life". If we
>>ever find ourselves in that situation and are unarmed, we are in deep
>trouble.
>>That is the long and short of it.
>>
>OK, Dick, riddle me this:

>If your assertion is correct, how was the military backed coup of Gorbachev
>overthrown by an unarmed population?  Keep in mind that the conventional
>forces of the USSR were the largest of any nation in the world.

Ok Riddler, riddle this!  The coup in Russia *WAS* armed...most of the coup
were former Military personel for Russia.


>Find another excuse for the RKBA (which I support, though I don't want any of
>the damn things).

>George Lambert
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel)
Subject: Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 21:21:26 GMT

In article <1992Aug13.204740.9545@ils.nwu.edu> rowland@aristotle.ils.nwu.edu (P
aul D. Rowland) writes:
>I think it's pretty humorous myself that some one out there is actually
>offended by statements which lead you to believe George is not a saint.
                                                  ^^^^^^          ^^^^^

     Hey, I think that you've hit upon something here!  Perhaps
his ads should feature him slaying a Congressional Dragon.  Perhaps
he should just go to England!
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: And it's my fault!
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 14:24:49 GMT

FINALY !
From: andrew@teslab.lab.oz.au (Andrew Phillips)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Drunk driving in movies
Date: 20 Aug 92 01:09:03 GMT
Organization: Technology Services, Chief Secretary's Dept, Sydney

kwfriber@mtu.edu (Kenberg Frieth) writes:
: In article <1992Aug12.135846.22427@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu> bchurch@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Robert Church) writes:
: > A movie called 'Liscence to Drive' shows a bunch of teens having a great 
                    ^^^^^^^^
: In 'License to Drive', only the girls was drunk.
      ^^^^^^^

I guess that is "Licence to Drive" or perhaps "Licensed to Drive".
                    --^--

Sorry, it wasn't funny.
From: chris@optimla.aimla.com (Chris Angelli)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: please help me name my machine
Date: 20 Aug 92 21:05:57 GMT
Organization: OptImage Interactive Services Co., L.P.

In article <1992Aug18.225845.8090@CSD-NewsHost.Stanford.EDU> amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog) writes:
>>lisa writes:
>>
>>
>>>We get to name our machines at work here, and I am 
>>>in desperate need of a new machine name in a hurry!  
>>>Can you help me?  
>

I once took a course at DEC and they had named their
computers after the Marx brothers:

Groucho, Harpo, Zeppo, etc. and .... Karl


-- 
Christine Angelli						chrisr@aimla.com
Philips Interactive Media of America	uunet!aimla!chris
Sidewalk Studios
Xref: sparky rec.humor:26262 rec.sport.baseball:24953
From: bohy6489@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.sport.baseball
Subject: Re: need some classic comedy
Date: 17 Aug 92 16:20:42 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

In article <1992Aug17.151028.6091@iscsvax.uni.edu>, bohy6489@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
> HEEELLLPPP!!!
> 
> I rather desperately need a text copy of Abbot and Costello's "Who's on First"
> routine.  If anyone out there can direct me to a source of such (not audio,
> that should be relatively easy to get) a copy, please e-mail to me as I do not
> regularly read this group.
> 
> Thanks
> 
> ===============================================================================
> Jim Bohy                                        | "I am he as you are he as you
> Graduate Student - Computer Science Education   |  are me as we are all
> University of Northern Iowa                     |  together..." - J. Lennon
> Cedar Falls, IA  50614                          |
> bohy@att1.uni.edu                               |  by the above, I am myself
> ===============================================================================

I know, one should not followup one's own posts, but...

I wish to thank profusely (sp) all who have (or will) respond to this.  The
script has been delivered to me at this time.  I greatly appreciate any and all
advice I have been given.

Thanks again!

(no .sig needed here)
From: gah2468@bcsaic.boeing.com (Geoffrey Hazel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: "Height of" jokes
Date: 19 Aug 92 16:09:50 GMT
Organization: Boeing Computer Services AI Center, Seattle


Height of activity:  a one-armed paperhanger
-- 
Geoff Hazel                  | Haven't you got some real work to get 
gah2468@bcsaic.boeing.com    | done now?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: avik@icase.edu (Avik Banerjee)
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited...
Organization: ICASE/NASA Langley
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 14:44:38 GMT

In article <1992Aug14.221158.5152@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu>, bchurch@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Robert Church) writes:
>In article <1992Aug13.191743.19600@infonode.ingr.com> wilsonk@infonode.ingr.com (Keith Wilson) writes:
>>Taxi Cab Drivers
>>Prison Reform
>>Government Subsidies
>>Foriegn Imports
>>Strip Mining
>>System Manager
>
>Bosnian Cease-Fire
>

Christian Science
From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Writing Checklist
Date: 20 Aug 92 16:53:24 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

..

12. A preposition is something you should never end a sentence with.
From: ron@isgtec.com (Ron Lipsius)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: "Free" Trade
Date: 13 Aug 92 21:31:09 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

>     Well, give the U.S. a little credit here.  It hasn't invaded
>Canada yet - or is Canada second world?

	I thought the U.S. did invade Canada once before.  Wasn't
	the war of 1812 the one with the great Canadian hero 
	Benedict Arnold (or some such person, my history is lacking.)

	I am sure that the U.S. still has some battle plans should
	war break out with Canada.  [Not that it is likely Canada
	would really provoke anything....]
--
Ron Lipsius ron@isgtec.com | "Our wretched tragedies have a smell of the
 ISG Technologies Inc.     | office clinging to them, and the blood that
 3030 Orlando Dr.          | trickles from them is the color of printer's
 Mississauga, ONT  L4V 1S8 | ink."  Albert Camus, Helen's Exile
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: grada@columbia.dsu.edu (Alison Grad)
Subject: Blonde Jokes
Organization: Dakota State University
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 22:08:28 GMT

What do you call 12 blondes in a basement?
A whine cellar...

What do you call 12 blondes in a row?
A wind tunnel...

What do you call 12 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted flakes...

Why don't blondes eat pickles?
They can't fit their heads in the jar...

Why don't blondes make Kool-aid?
They can't fit two cups of water in those tiny packages...

Why was the blonde's belly-button bruised?
Her boyfriend's blonde too...
From: Deven@twg.com (Deven)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bathroom Humor (sort of)
Date: 22 Aug 92 05:41:21 GMT
Organization: The Language Lab, Inc.

>In article <1992Aug15.163446.27841@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel) writes...
> 
>In typical Christian fervor someone in the stall had
>written:
> 
>     JESUS SAVES
> 

Cookie found on a VAX:

	Jesus Saves,
	Moses Invests,
	But only Buddha pays Dividends.


Xref: sparky rec.humor:26754 alt.politics.clinton:2541 talk.politics.guns:19831
From: glambert@pyramid.com (George Lambert)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.politics.clinton,talk.politics.guns
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Keywords: joke, very funny, haha, etc.
Date: 21 Aug 92 19:20:19 GMT
Organization: Pyramid Technology

In article <1992Aug20.192733.14403@athena.mit.edu> sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman) writes:
>In article <183135@pyramid.pyramid.com> glambert@pyramid.com (George Lambert) 
>writes:
>>If your assertion is correct, how was the military backed coup of Gorbachev
>>overthrown by an unarmed population?  Keep in mind that the conventional
>>forces of the USSR were the largest of any nation in the world. 
>
>You don't know much about economics do you?  The collapse of the Soviet
>Government occurred _under its own weight_; the Soviet system of government
>_wasn't working_.  It was not a case--as the American Revolution was--of
>a group of oppressed people overthrowing a vast army.  It was a case
>were even a large portion of the army, loyal to Yeltsin, realized that
>they were doomed to economic failure if they held on to communism.

Gee, thanks for the basics.  I know this, and you know this, so why are the
Republicans claiming credit for it?  In fact, the USSR spent WAY too much of
its GNP on 'defense', and that led to economic hard times and the downfall
of the Soviets.

That is a big concern for the US, which, if it keeps the defense budget high 
just to keep people employed, we fall prey to the same economic lack of 
strategy.  The Repubs seem to enjoy this form of Socialism.
>
>There certainly can be cases where a country is doing fine economically,
>yet chooses to oppress its people.  In these cases, the government won't
>fall without a fight.
>
>>The point is that your argument doesn't hold much water in light of recent
>>events in the USSR, and a similar story can be told about how the British 
>>were forced from colonial rule in India.
>
>A gun is not a solution to EVERY problem.  So what?  Neither is a car,
>a hammer, etc.

Agreed.

>Are you related to Tim "lean back an' enjoy it" Lambert?

Don't know him.

George Lambert

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: mailing list
Followup-To: /dev/null
Summary: Hear, hear!!
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 23:35:55 GMT

In article <1992Aug14.164638.673@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:
>Since I'm getting pretty sick of seeing the continual request "Please add me
>to the jokes mailing list" over and over and over again, I've set up a
>mailing list for people to ask to be added to mailing lists.  Just send mail
>to "/dev/null@get.a.clue"
>

Halleluia!  I can't seem to find the KILL file command to eradicate
all of these peurile "me, too! mee, too! me, too! " piddles.
PLEASE use the mail address instead of dumping "me, too!" all over the net!


-- 
Larry A. Gilmore             Internet: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com
TRW SEDD, DH1/2849
P.O. Box 6213                Phone:    (310)764-3318
Carson, CA 90746             Fax:      (310)764-3946
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Confuscious says.......
From: cohon@mdcbbs.com
Date: 19 Aug 92 05:55:09 GMT
Organization: Electronic Data Systems, Unigraphics Division, Cypress CA
Nntp-Posting-User: cohon

 	Confucius say "Man who fart in church sit in own pew"

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kushmer@bnlux1.bnl.gov (christopher kushmerick)
Subject: Far Side
Organization: Brookhaven National Laboratory
Distribution: na
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 21:51:58 GMT

I have heard that there is a far side book with an index in it for
all of the published far sides. Can anybody verify this? Does anyone know
where this index is?



-chris
-- 
Chris Kushmerick
kushmer@bnlux1.bnl.gov
From: jhussain@cs.ucsd.edu (Jabir Hussain)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited...
Date: 20 Aug 92 23:51:43 GMT
Organization: CSE Dept., U.C. San Diego


|> >>Taxi Cab Drivers
|> >>Prison Reform
|> >>Government Subsidies
|> >>Foriegn Imports
|> >>Strip Mining
|> >>System Manager
|> >rec.humor.funny

Moderate Democrats
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: miket@unislc.uucp (Michael Thompson)
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited...
Reply-To: miket@unislc.UUCP (Michael Thompson,B2C04,4560)
Organization: Unisys, Salt Lake City
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 14:42:57 GMT

In article <1992Aug17.142830.6596@dragon.acadiau.ca> 890232a@dragon.acadiau.ca (Steve Astels) writes:
>>>Taxi Cab Drivers
>>>Prison Reform
>>>Government Subsidies
>>>Foriegn Imports
>>>Strip Mining
>>>System Manager
>>rec.humor.funny
>
>Here in Canada one of our favorites is "American Intellegence"

How interesting Steve, one of our favorites down here is "Canadian Humor"


      
      
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(801) 594-4560                |    to get than permission. ;-) 
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                              |    that I speak only for myself.
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             C     __)   |   Mike Thompson, who the hell      |
             | ,___|  __/|              are you?              |
             |   /        \__________________________________/
            /    \         
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(801) 594-4560                |    to get than permission. ;-) 
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                              |    that I speak only for myself.
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             |      |
             |      |      _________________________________ 
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             | ,___|  __/|              are you?              |
             |   /        \__________________________________/
            /    \
From: beng@cae.wisc.edu (Beng Ting)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Graduation Joke Wanted
Date: 17 Aug 92 22:10:51 GMT
Organization: U of Wisconsin-Madison College of Engineering

Hi folks,

	I need jokes that have something to do with college graduation,
and I need it very urgently - to save my own life! Anybody who cares
to rescue me, please do so by sending email to beng@cae.wisc.edu.

	Thanx. May God bless u.


God
Beng-Tak Ting
beng@cae.wisc.edu
From: guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Confuscious says.......
Date: 19 Aug 92 17:06:55 GMT
Article-I.D.: hpubvwa.166950004
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Bellevue Sales

Confusius say:

Woman who fly upside-dowm have nasty crack-up.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: marci@atlas.corp.sgi.com (Marc Ishii)
Subject: Confuscious says.....
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 09:42:27 GMT


What about:
     
     Confuscious says woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot very
                      unsanitary.
 

Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.politics.clinton,talk.politics.guns
From: dlb@fanny.wash.inmet.com (David Barton)
Subject: Re: Guns don't kill ...
Organization: Intermetrics Inc., Washington Division, USA
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 14:02:23 GMT

In article <Bt4u3w.L7D@news.larc.nasa.gov> avik@icase.edu (Avik
Banerjee) writes:

   In article <1992Aug14.130431.25587@linus.mitre.org>,
   m15133@mwvm.mitre.org (Graham K. Glover) writes:

   >Since you brought up the issue of sloppy thinking, let's clarify
   >"murder" a bit.  At least in the Virginia Code, murder is killing
   >that requires malice aforethought.
   >

   thats premeditated as opposed to involuntary... in Virginia Code
   that is

In fact, you are both wrong.

Murder requires intent to kill.  First degree murder requires
premeditation (or "malice aforethought"); second degree murder
requires intent to kill that may not have been premeditated.

Manslaughter is invoked when a death was caused without intent to
kill.  Voluntary is when the action that caused the death was
voluntary, but not intended to kill.  Involuntary is when the action
was not voluntary (accident or negligence), and was not intended to
kill.

Specific circumstances alter things in this categorization.  Any death
in the commission of a felony is murder, regardless of intent to kill.
In some states (Maryland I am sure of, and I think Virginia) some
negligent deaths are elevated to second degree murder (such as, in
special circumstances, driving under the influence of alcohol).

I am not a lawyer, nor do I play one on TV.  Mama is, though (and a
good one).

					Dave Barton
					dlb@hudson.wash.inmet.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: s1140064@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au (FERRIS (s alexander))
Subject: Re: BUMPER STICKER
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 23:59:30 GMT

ria@dash.udev.cdc.com (Richard Askew) writes:

>gfowler@javelin.sim.es.com (Gary Fowler) writes:
>: z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu writes:
>:
>: >SAVE GAS. FART IN A JAR.
>:
>: >SEEN IN DELAWARE
>:
>: Eat beans.  The world needs more gas.
>:
>: Seen in Utah.

>Be Alert!
>- The World needs more Lerts!

Seen in Melbourne, Aus.   I'd rather be MASTURBATING!!!!!!!

===========================================================================
-=- SHIT HAPPENS .......... I'M PROOF OF THAT!....  -=-
===========================================================================
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com (Mark Johnson)
Subject: Re: You're Sooo Ugly Jokes
Reply-To: johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com
Organization: Motorola Wireless Enterprises, Schaumburg, IL
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 19:05:45 GMT

In article <David_Yee.1lq8@equinox.gen.nz>, David_Yee@equinox.gen.nz (Dave) writes:
=)kasvand@ccrs.emr.ca (Tony Kasvand) writes:
=)>In article <viking.713691187@vincent1.iastate.edu> viking@iastate.edu (Dan
=)Sorenson) writes:
=)>>"You're so ugly you could cook buck naked in a men's reformatory and
=)>>have no fear of sexual advances."
=)> "You're so ugly, Lucifer would puke and bury his face in the vomit." 
=) "You're so ugly that plastic surgury can't help you."

"Your face could stop a sundial."
-- 
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|  "Johnson"                              | "                               " |
|  johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com |               -- Marcel Marceau   |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|  Disclaimer:  It's just my Tourette's Syndrome acting up again.             |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
From: oneal@hpscit.sc.hp.com (Doug O'Neal)
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 13:58:24 GMT
Subject: Re: WANTED-Answering Machine Messages
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Santa Clara, CA
Newsgroups: rec.humor


> In article <1992Aug12.141822.15111@eagle.lerc.nasa.gov>, mmjimm@luna.lerc.nasa.gov (Jimmy Gonzalez) writes:
> |> 
> |> A few months ago somebody posted a huge list of messages for
> |> an answering machine. I'm planning to get mine and I would
> |> like to have some ideas to create a good and bizarre message.
> |> 
> |> If the person who posted that list reads this, please send me
> |> an email to: mmjimm@luna.lerc.nasa.gov. or repost the list. 
> |> If somebody has copy of it, please send it to me or repost it
> |> to rec.humor.
> |> 
> |> Thanks!
> |> 
> |> 


>>>> Ditto, they were good. And it's time for a new message on 
>>>> my machine! 

>>>> Thanks, Doug   Email  oneal@hppgpaa.corp.hp.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
Subject: Re: Bathroom Humor (sort of)
Reply-To: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 16:17:57 GMT

In article <18AUG199201233205@rosie.uh.edu> st1ns@rosie.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.) writes:
>In article <1992Aug15.163446.27841@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel) writes...
>>     This could have been written anywhere, but I read it
>>in a bathroom, so ...
>> 
>>In typical Christian fervor someone in the stall had
>>written:
>> 
>>     JESUS SAVES
>> 

		Moses Invests.

			Isaiah takes the profits.

				Prem!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fred@dickens.com (Fred R Stearns)
Subject: 50 in a 35
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 13:07:35 GMT
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.

This morning, my wife received her first moving violation.

-- 
Fred R. Stearns -- fred@dickens.com
I thought it was funny!
From: jefftb@hpmwtd.sr.hp.com (Jeff Brown)
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 18:36:10 GMT
Subject: Re: Bumper Stickers
Organization: HP Santa Rosa Site (NMD MTA MWTD)
Newsgroups: rec.humor

How About:
    "It's not how you pick your nose,
    where you put the buger"
From: CS19240760T@LUST2.LATROBE.EDU.AU (VURGUN, SINAN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: peter peter pumpkin eater
Date: 20 Aug 92 08:32:22 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.22


here's one from Andrew Dice Clay

	Peter Peter pumpkin eater
	had a wife he loved to beat her
	he smacked her twice across the head
	fucked her arse and went to bed.



anyone got any other nursey rhymes??
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: xxj8754@ultb.isc.rit.edu (X.X. Jin )
Subject: Re: Answering Machine Messages Received
Summary: stupid me-too
Originator: xxj8754@ultb
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 19:04:52 GMT

	Me too. Thanks.

-- Xia Jin
xxj3910@cs.rit.edu
From: lucko@iccgcc.decnet.ab.com (Dan Lucko)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: american indian joke
Date: 22 Aug 92 13:44:46 EST

In article <1992Aug18.175358.29787@slcs.slb.com>, mehdizadeh@asl.slb.com writes:
> Three squaws were pregnant and all were ready to deliver.  Three animal hides

The young Indian Brave was talking to his father about how he got his name.

The Chief replied, son you must realize that it is Indian tradition to name
their children after an event that takes place during conception.  Take for
instance your brother Running Dear.  When he was concieved your mother saw
a dear running from the forest.  Your sister, Falling Water was concieved in
the mist of a water fall.  Does that answer your question Broken Rubber?

-- 
Dan Lucko
--- -----

Newsgroups: rec.humor