HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mitch@seashell.seas.ucla.edu (Robert R. Mitchell (SEAS admin))
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,rec.sport.football.pro
Subject: Re: Weekly Reader wrong! Who else?
Date: 11 Nov 92 18:39:39 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Distribution: na
Organization: Setec Astronomy

In article <4NOV199209551316@utkvx1.utk.edu> ljones@utkvx1.utk.edu (Me? Graduated? Nope. Not yet.) writes:
>	But now that the readers of the Weekly Reader have erred,
>I wonder how many other predicters have mistakenly thought Bush 
>would win.
>	So please, netters, report on who slipped up and who is still
>right on track. If possible, report how long the predicter has
>been calling them correctly.

The Monday Night Football Poll.  Apparently, when the Minnesota Vikings
win their game on election eve, the incumbents win the election.
Not this time.  Vikings won, Bush lost.  But hearing about the prediction
was enough to make me root for the (gasp!) Chicago Bears.
I don't know the particulars, but perhaps someone in rec.sport.football.pro
will know more about this (hence the cross-post).


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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: slarsen@berlin.helios.nd.edu (susan larsen)
Subject: Re: Dan Quayle?  
Organization: OUC, University of Notre Dame
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 20:17:23 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.182122.24291@babbage.ece.uc.edu> rbd@flash.ece.uc.edu (Bobby Davis) writes:
>Xmodem writes:
>>Anybody have any news about what he's doing now that he's no longer gonna 
>>be Vice President.  Can't really imagina he'd win race as a senator or 
>>anything.  I'm depressed.  Or maybe not.
>
>Unfortunately, because Bush/Quayle carried Indiana, I believe that he
>probably could whitebread his way back into the Senate.  Or he may end up
>working the graveyard shift at a 7-11 - a serious possibility, because
>most 7-11 cash registers these days tell you how much change to give.

There is no likely Senate opening here in Indiana for Dan.  This year 
Dan Coats, an ideological Danny clone, was re-elected to the Senate. 
I'm not sure when the other seat comes up, but it is held by Richard 
Lugar, a most respected and admired man who has not indicated that 
he is willing to bow out.

Sue Larsen
slarsen@berlin.helios.nd.edu
From: cme@ellisun.sw.stratus.com (Carl Ellison)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: There's Still Hope
Date: 5 Nov 92 15:58:00 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Software Engineering


NPR interviewed Rep. Hyde (R-IL) last night and in passing asked about the
future of Danny-boy.

Hyde said that Dan showed how strong he was over the last four years from
taking all that abuse -- like no one before in history -- [gee: I thought
he just stood there and took it because he was too dumb to realize he'd
been insulted :-] -- and that he had gained the respect of everyone in the
process --

-- and that he's clearly the person to lead the Republican party in the
years to come.


We have hope!  Maybe the fun isn't over........



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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Subject: Apologies to the state of Utah!
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 00:32:26 GMT

In article <ODEKIRK.92Nov10171304@glab3.math.utah.edu> odekirk@math.utah.edu (Elizabeth Odekirk) writes:
>>In article <1992Nov10.215759.8738@news.columbia.edu>
>>         egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy) writes:
>>   In article <1992Nov9.192921.60582@cc.usu.edu> slgsn@cc.usu.edu writes:
>>   >
>>   >#2-Too many fucking liberals wanting a shit-load of hand-outs from Slick-Willy.
>>   >   Dave-Utah State
>
>>   Ah, the glory that is Utah!
>
>No, please, Elizabeth, we're not all like that.  Of course, at Utah State....

Oy.  Sorry 'bout that: Northeasterner's bias on my part.

>
>Which reminds me, I went to the Capitol Steps last Friday (Really funny - 
>the song (sung by a Marilyn Quayle look-alike) of "I Want A Slow Dan" is
>great, no matter how many time I hear it) and, for Utah, they stuck this
>line into one of their routines:

BTW: anyone know where to get all those political-satire songs that
were playing on NPR for the past couple of weekends?  Things like
the "George Bush Concession Rap" and something about Our Boy Dan
versus Murphy Brown.



And gentlemen in England now abed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speak
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.	   [Henry V, 4.3]
From: saxe@cassatt.cs.unc.edu (Eddie Saxe)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Post-election Haiku
Keywords: topical, chuckle, original
Date: 12 Nov 92 15:48:03 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

In article rec.humor.funny, joslin@pogo.isp.pitt.edu (David Joslin) writes:

>		Deer in the headlights
>		With a grin from ear to ear --
>		Have they told him yet?

There were two other haikus (??how do you pluralize japanese words??)
along with this one.  Pretty good.

Eddie "Haikumasen??  No, no that's not right..." Saxe
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From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: one or two e's
Date: 8 Nov 92 19:43:42 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology

A Mike Peters post election cartoon had our heroes at desks in the
Oval Office, with Dan saying "Is there one or two e's in resume?"
and George saying "Oh shut up."

I liked it.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu) "[George Bush] is a man
 who was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple." --Jim Hightower
From: tim@gold.iss.nus.sg (Tim Poston)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: 1996 GOP Veep Choice (Was: Re: Complete this sentence)
Date: 11 Nov 92 03:44:44 GMT
Reply-To: tim@iss.nus.sg (Tim Poston)
Organization: Institute of Systems Science, NUS, Singapore

In article <crb2.721422227@Ra.MsState.Edu> crb2@Ra.MsState.Edu (Chad R. Berthelson) writes:

>	    who are willing to take the job (Schwartkoff (sp?) didn't 

The spelling is Schwarzkopf;
German `schwarz', black, and `Kopf', head.
Honest.

Somewhere in the US Army,
there's gotta be a General Zit.

As Jehovah said to Moses,
		   keep taking the tablets.
					      Tim
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: sousa_dab@ccsua.ctstateu.edu
Subject: Re: at the risk of sounding repetitive...
Organization: Yale University, Department of Computer Science, New Haven, CT
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 21:08:24 GMT

In response to this piece of trash...

>>I have a better idea.  Why don't all you arrogant, idiotic republicans
>>who have been preaching "america, love it or leave it" for the last
>>three administrations stop being so hypocritical and help the rest of
>>us out here?  We are also Americans.  We chose Clinton.  Help out the
>>country or get the hell out of the way.
> 
> No.  My ancestors were amongst this nation's founding fathers.  You leave...
> and take Slick Willie and the Democratic party with you... I'm sure that 
> you'd be much happier in Cuba or Russia, where there are still a lot of
> communists who are opposing Mr. Yeltsin.  Have a nice trip :-) :-) :-)

	Do you mean that because your ancestors were here before his ancestors,
(a fact you didn't even bother to verify) You have more of a right to this
country?  Answer this one carefully, before you admit that the Native Americans
have more of a right to your land than you...

	Or do you perhaps mean that because your ancestors helped draft the
constitution, you have a more valid reason to stay than your Democratic rivals? 
If this is the case, please remember what your great-uncle Thomas Jefferson
wrote about this nation when he said that each man is created equal, with
certain inalienable rights, that among them were life, liberty, and the pursuit
of happiness. (I'm paraphrasing here because he wasn't my Great Uncle.  My
Great Uncle was Ethan Allen, whose most memorable quote was "Get the hell out
of Fort Ticonderoga, you damned limeys!").  I believe he meant that to apply to
the both of you, but he's your family, so you would know better.

	As far as the red baiting goes,  I know communists, I have worked with
communists, Communists have been my friends, and Bill Clinton is no Communist. 
Anyone who calls the president of the United States a Communist should strap a
portable nuclear accelerator to his back and see what other ghosts he can scare
up! :-) ^2

David B. Sousa
From: hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Actual Dan Quayle Interview
Date: 13 Nov 92 03:13:11 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

In article <92317.005802KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu> KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu (Kurt Ludwick) writes:
)
)Maybe -you're- new here, you act like it.  Many people here ARE fans of
)Dan Quayle.  You obviously are not, but it's not relevant.  The point is,
)the comments were more hateful and annoying than they were funny.

Where did this jerk come from, and when is he going back?

This newsgroup is for making fun of Danny Boy.  It always has been.  Just
because a few Republican hatemongers have been trying to take it over doesn't
mean the group's purpose has flip-flopped.
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 MADNESS IS WISDOM                 | hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu
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From: elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us (Edward J. Branley)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Aren't we forgetting something?
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 92 17:48:16 CST
Organization: Minas Tirith BBS (Public Access Usenet for New Orleans)

erics@infoserv.com (Eric S. Smith) writes:

>
> elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us (Edward J. Branley) writes:
>
> > Not that this has much to do with a.f.d-q, but it does merit a response.  A
> > Congresscritter, Boxer was pretty much just an incumbent dirtbag.  Voting f
> > her could be viewed not so much as support of the 'Year of the Woman' as an
> > endorsement of a check-bouncer.
>
> I guess you have a lot of room to talk. I know when I think of progressive,
> tolerant states with corruption-free political systems, Louisiana springs
> instantly to mind. How about doing something about your own dirtbag
> politicians? By the way, being an incumbent congresswoman doesn't give
> someone much advantage in a senate race in California - we have 52 members
> of Congress.
>

Eric, I *do* have a lot of room to talk.  I've never in my life had an
overdraft at the House Bank.  :-)

Just FYI, I would have voted for Boxer were I a CA voter.  Herschenson <sp?> is
not my cup of tea.  On issues, Boxer was by far the better choice.  On morals,
however, I don't know if I can make the same claim.  But, no matter.  I'm a
democrat in the style of a now-famous Louisianian, James Carville.



|Edward J. Branley         elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us|
|Seashell Software, Metairie, LA            +1-504-455-5087|
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: dianem@boi.hp.com (Diane Mathews)
Subject: Re: future uses for alt.fan.dan-quayle
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Santa Clara Division
Distribution:  usa
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 16:17:29 GMT

In article <T77wTB4w165w@Blue.Kludge.COM> alizard@Blue.Kludge.COM (A.Lizard) writes:
>We finally get the newsgroup working here and Quayle is gone...

>alt.fan.the.peoples.court.goes.to.washington,
>wherein we enjoy the zany antics of our hapless
>former Prez hero as he bounces from grand jury to
>court, to court again, to court yet again, to court yet
>still again...
>--------------- end quote

That looks good.  Or we could change it to alt.fan.veep and keep track of
past, present, and speculations on future veeps.  Just think, we could be the
only people in the country who actually know not only who the veep is/was,
but what (s)he is/did do(ing).

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: tim@gold.iss.nus.sg (Tim Poston)
Subject: Re: Integrity
Reply-To: tim@iss.nus.sg (Tim Poston)
Organization: Institute of Systems Science, NUS, Singapore
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 03:47:33 GMT

In article <1992Nov12.061248.23210@menudo.uh.edu> gbrown@Rosie.UH.EDU writes:

>                                          Should you actually find an
>authentic Dickens' passage in which "potatoe" occurs, would you mean to suggest
>that this makes "potatoe" an acceptable spelling for "potato" in 20th-
>century English?

Or even an acceptable spelling in 20th-century American...

Is there really such a thing as an _un_-acceptable spelling
in 20th-century American?

My sense from the net is a steady return to the spelling
freedom/anarchy of the Sixteenth Century,
and Shakespeare's varied spelling of his
own signature.

This is no defense of Danoe,
who failed in a simple intellectual task
that_the_situation_defined_as_important;
this was a spelling test in school,
not a piece of casual writing.
By participating he gave assent to
the "correct spelling" ideology,
so he was wrong by his own rules.
It's like putting your golf ball in the hole by hand;
OK for me, as a boredom-minimizer if the goal is to get it there,
but I do not accept golf as a meaningful activity.
If somebody caught Quayre or Crinton or some
other actual player doing it,
that would make a genuine character issue:
failure to abide by an accepted commitment.

Please note, as illustrated above,
that politicians' names are definitely improved
by the Chinese/Japanese/Korean/... R for L switch.
(In Korean the shrub is `Bushy',
and spelled the Han-gul equivalent of that way.)

I no longer believe in
(though by habit I still practise)
`correct' spelling of English,
but phonetic spelling would make things worse.
In the US South `calm' rhymes with `bomb',
and in Glasgow `sight' and `site' sound different.
English orthography is a glorious, unsolvable mess.
Enjoy!

Tim Poston

___________________________________________________________
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From: elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us (Edward J. Branley)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: After 4 years, a good nights sleep...
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 92 19:17:50 CST
Organization: Minas Tirith BBS (Public Access Usenet for New Orleans)

popec@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (William C. Barwell) writes:

>
> Blackmun is also had some health problems and is expected to leave in the
> near future.  Stevens is 78 years old.  4 or 5 Justices is not at all
> impossible for Clinton to put on the court in the next 4 years.  And it
> also nauseating to think that 70% of all federal justices were placed on
> the bench by Reagan and Bush.  Not to mention some there by the grace of
> Ford and Nixon.
>
> Pope Charles   Subgenius Pope Of Houston   Slack!
>
> --
> popec@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (William C. Barwell)
> Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, Houston, TX, (713) 943-2728
> 1200/2400/9600/14400 v.32bis/v.42bis

Actually, while still essentially conservative, most of the Nixon/Ford era of
judges weren't these whacked-out ideologues we have seen from Raygun and The
Shrub.

Actually, 5 justices is too much to hope for from Clinton.  But, boy would it
be nice!  I just hope that every man and woman he nominates for the Court is
under 50, so they all hopefully all will have at least 20 years of annoying the
likes of Robertson and Falwell.



|Edward J. Branley         elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us|
|Seashell Software, Metairie, LA            +1-504-455-5087|
From: ronnie@cisco.com (Ronnie B. Kon)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Complete this sentence
Date: 10 Nov 1992 02:53:18 GMT
Organization: cisco Systems, Incorporated
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: lager.cisco.com

In article <D2150056.hvog4b@erics.infoserv.com>, erics@infoserv.com (Eric S. Smith) writes:
|> 
|> Kurt Ludwick <KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
|> 
|> > Naw, we need someone with EXPERIENCE... Nixon/Quayle in '96!!!
|> > The stand-up comedian dream ticket!  :)
|> 
|> Sorry to disappoint you; Nixon's been elected twice so he's ineligible.
|> But Ford/Quayle, now there's a ticket with some real quotes file
|> possibilities!

My bet for '96: Quayle/Kassenbaum.  Not willing to bet too much on the VP
selection, but I'm willing to bet a fair amount that Our Man Dan will be
the nominee.  He's spent four years doing favors for Republicans all over
the country, and they all owe him.  Also, his concession speech will be
remembered as extremely gracious and poised.

At least we'll have him back for a few months in '96 (and god forbid any
longer).

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 12:24:24 -0500 
From: Stephen Alan Sisson <ssac+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Dan Quayle molested my teenage daughter, wails distraught mom

It's all true!
Dan is a coke fiend!
He and Marilyn run a child prostitution ring!
Dan is into leather!
Marilyn is into German shepards!
AND THEY'RE BOTH FROM VENUS!!!!

					Teevie >:0)

"It takes tremendous courage to live life without angels."--Spalding Gray
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 18:33:49 EST
From: Kurt Ludwick <KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Complete this sentence
 <MARCA.92Nov4100959@wintermute.ncsa.uiuc.edu> <mjenkins.720894877@cunews>

In article <mjenkins.720894877@cunews>, mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael
Jenkinson) says:

>>Besides, that's what Nixon said in '60, right?
>You're right. I didn't realize how close my statement was to what
>Nixon said.
>Does this mean Dan is coming back in 1996?

>President Quayle. I like it!

Naw, we need someone with EXPERIENCE... Nixon/Quayle in '96!!!
The stand-up comedian dream ticket!  :)

------------
Kurt Ludwick
------------
From: mazzarel@spam.berkeley.edu (Ariel Mazzarelli)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Aren't we forgetting something?
Date: 8 Nov 1992 22:47:39 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Math. Department.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: spam.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Nov8.062339.28723@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu> rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis[I'm a Mayflower WASP so I stay and you go]) writes:
>In article <1ddel9INNkgp@agate.berkeley.edu> mazzarel@spam.berkeley.edu (Ariel Mazzarelli) writes:
>
>>Bush and all those other Republitypes to get the hell out of our face.
>
>Don't you wish that we would! :-)  We're still here and we're not going away,
>so... don't breathe too much of a sigh of releif.  That's right, we're going
>to stay in your face just as all of the members of your special interest
>groups, such as feminists (barf!), taxaholics (gaag!), environmentalists,
>etc. have been staying in our faces.  Have a nice day. :-)
>
But you see,  you have gone away.  You are away from the White House,  you are
away from the TV except for the occasional token appearance  (see,  you TOO
benefit from affirmative action)...  I can now watch the Limbaugh show and
get at least 5 belly laughs.  The bitterness!  The sheer lack of logic!
It was most heartwarming to see just how soundly the James "Big Lie" Baker
school of politics got beaten this time.

Gosh,  Bobby (can I call you Bobby?  It's not a disrespectful show of 
familiarity,  is it?),  what are you going to do?  What ARE you going to do?
Daddy's contacts and money are not going to be so good anymore.  Well at least
they got you into John Hopkins  (or was it your SATs?).  Now if only you can
find enough professors to do you the favor of a B,  maybe you can beat our
man's GPA.  

That's a 2.16 btw.

Isn't it terrible?  How ARE we rich white boys gonna get into law school if
things really change?  Are we going to have to soil ourselves with the masses
and actually study?  

It must be tough to cope with a world that functions according to some logical
laws completely inconsistent with those that allow you to believe the Limbaugh
line.  

Hmmm... maybe this should be part of the affirmative action agenda.  To save,
say,  2% of the admissions to Limbaugh listeners.  You know, they never had
the advantage of logical thought or the ability to observe reality.  They were
brought up thinking that only rich white guys matter.  It's TOUGH to grow up
in such an environment.  Then you go to class and you see that *girl* from
*Vietnam* scoring higher than you on the math test--I mean,  if THAT doesn't
show you that the test was unfair,  well,  then I guess you just don't get it!

Twenty more years.  :)

Ariel
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann)
Subject: Re: seconding the motion....
Organization: Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 08:28:05 GMT

sg@monsoon.com (Sunil Gupta) writes:  >
michael@albert.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin) writes:  >>
>
>> I'll second the motion that, during the transition period,
>> we start up alt.politics.humor, or alt.politicians.stupid,
>> or some such group. A "big-tent" policy, one that includes
>> ALL of the stupid pol's, dem, rep, and independent alike.
>
>How about:
>
>    alt.politician.stupid
>    alt.politician.stupid.al-d'amato
>    alt.politician.stupid.jesse-helms

And don't forget...

     alt.politician.stupid.robert-dornan  [the Southern Calif congressman
                 who read the Gennifer Flowers tapes into the Cong Record]
     alt.politician.stupid.chris-smith  [right-wing NJ congresscritter]
     alt.politician.stupid.gus-savage   [equal time for left-wing nuts]

And the DQ hierarchy

     alt.politician.stupid.voted-out
     alt.politician.stupid.voted-out.quayle
     alt.politician.stupid.voted-out.bush
     alt.politician.stupid.voted-out.gerald-ford
     alt.politician.disgraced.nixon


-- 
Maddi Hausmann                madhaus@netcom.com
Humorist, Satirist, Tech Writer.  Take your pick.

Centigram Communications Corp, San Jose California  408/428-3553
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From: mazzarel@spam.berkeley.edu (Ariel Mazzarelli)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: at the risk of sounding repetitive...
Date: 6 Nov 1992 23:48:25 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Math. Department.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: spam.berkeley.edu

In article <D2150056.i05b7t@erics.infoserv.com> erics@infoserv.com writes:
>rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis) writes:
>> My ancestors were amongst this nation's founding fathers.  You leave...
>> and take Slick Willie and the Democratic party with you... I'm sure that 
>> you'd be much happier in Cuba or Russia, where there are still a lot of
>> communists who are opposing Mr. Yeltsin.  Have a nice trip :-) :-) :-)
>
>I'm sure you'd be much happier in Argentina. That's where the last batch
>of fascists found refuge.
>

Ahem.

Mr. Smith,  I was born in Argentina.

I have worked with Argentinians.

Argentinians are friends of mine.

Mr. Smith,  Mr. Davis is no Argentinian.

Ariel
PS:  Sorry,  I just had to defend the national honor.