HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bpb9204@tamsun.tamu.edu (Brent)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Courgettes (was Re: doggy style)
Date: 5 Nov 92 05:43:51 GMT
Organization: Texas A&M Univ., Inc.

rxh6@po.CWRU.Edu (Randall Holt) writes:
|
|Please add to the list, from MRI cases I have seen ;
| 
|9/16" Crescent Wrench
|Plastic Film Cannister
|1 peeled potato (already sprouting)

A good friend of mine became a father a few months ago.  Unfortunately,
the baby's arteries from the lungs to the heart didn't make it to the
heart and the baby had open-heart surgery at 11 days old.  The good
point is that, the baby did fine, and the problem has been completely
solved.

Now, the baby has wire in his sternum.  Because of this, they could not
do an MRI session (internal metal and MRI do not mix).

From what I've read, doesn't the MRI technology rely on very high
magnetic fields?  Aren't the high magnetic fields the basis for
resonating the molecules (water?) in the tissue being imaged?

Have you ever seen an aluminum or otherwise non-magnetic wrench?
Fact:  all wrenches are mostly steel for strength reasons.
 
Conclusion:  I smell a fib or an honest mistake.

Feel free to correct me anywhere I'm wrong, but be sure that the
MRI image of a wrench was indeed an MRI, and not an X-Ray.

ObUrbanLegend:  My friend (the new father) was told by a nurse at the
hospital that, "Some construction workers get small metal flakes behind
their eyes.  [The flakes just get in their eyes, then work themselves
to the back.]  The flakes do not cause problems unless they try 
MRI, then the flakes are pulled forward, causing severe damage to the eye,
and severe pain to the worker."  T or F?

-Brent
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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: pjd@unislc.uucp (Priscilla Davidson)
Subject: Re: College Coed Murder UL
Organization: Unisys Corporation SLC
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 23:57:58 GMT

From article <1992Nov5.211623.11540@bsu-ucs>, by 00kjfehn@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu:
> I have read the FAQ and couldn't find it there, so I am posting what I 
> consider to be a UL. I heard this story my freshman year of school and have 
> always found it quite intreging.
> 
              [parts deleted]

> 	After hours of studying, she returns to her room.  She finds to her
> horror that her roommate has been horribly murdered (decapitated, etc.).
> Scrawled on the mirror in her roommate's blood is something along the lines
> of "Be happy you didn't turn the lights on."
> 
> When this story was told to me 4 years ago, it supposedly occured at 
> Purdue University (2 hrs. away), and the moral of the story was to 
> always lock your door.
> 
I heard this one when I was a freshman in Boston -- 1968-69.  Also, the
one about Jeane Dixon supposedly predicting that the fourth floor of a women's
dormitory in [Boston/name your city] would be wiped out by a rampaging
mass murderer on a Friday the 13th.  This one pops up a lot . . . but I'm still
alive.

Xref: sparky alt.folklore.urban:28196 soc.culture.african.american:10954 sci.skeptic:19414
From: mrice@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Matt Rice)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,soc.culture.african.american,sci.skeptic
Subject: Re: AIDS and the CIA (was Question)
Date: 11 Nov 92 22:23:58 GMT
Followup-To: alt.folklore.urban
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

I don't know anything about Soviet propoganda, but I do know that the Wistar 
Institute of Anatomy here at the University of Pennsylvania was accused of 
engineering the HIV virus in the 50s while racing Salk to find a polio 
vaccine.  Apparently, research was done using modified polio viruses, and they 
were tested in Africa.  The charge was that these modified viruses mutated into
what is now the (two, three?) strains of the HIV virus.

The only way this could be checked was to thaw out samples kept from that 
research.  A review board was set up by somebody (CDC?) over the summer, and
preliminary conclusions are that these charges are a bunch of hooey.

-----------------------------
random punchline of the day:
"There are skid marks in front of the skunk."
----matt
mrice@eniac.seas.upenn.edu
my opions are mine, not those of the U. of Pa.
From: billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com (bill nelson)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: LSD Laced Lick-on Tattoos
Date: 13 Nov 92 03:26:25 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Company, Corvallis, Oregon USA

egilmour@ac.dal.ca writes:
: Last year in my city police were warning the parents and schoolchildren 
: about LSD laced lick-on fake tattoos that were apparently being sold to kids
: in schoolyards.  Bulletins were being sent to schools and the 
: news made mention of these warnings.  I can't believe that this could
: be anything but an urban legend, and I seem to remember
: that even when I was in grade school
: we were issued the same warnings by teachers.  Has anyone else
: heard about this?  Sometimes it is surprising that teachers and police
: cannot even separate urban legend from fact and that they would 
: spread this unsubstantiated information.

Yes, it has been mentioned here - hundreds of times. I believe there is
even a FAQ entry.

: As urban legends usually prey on the fears of the day, I wonder if
: maybe this story began in the sixties or whenever experimentation
: with drugs was a major concern of the day.

I do not recall hearing it before the early to mid seventies.

Bill
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com (bill nelson)
Subject: Re: Legal Tender
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Company, Corvallis, Oregon USA
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 07:28:21 GMT

sasbmt@jjoyce.unx.sas.com (Bruce Tindall) writes:
: 
: In article <1992Nov8.081142.21615@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com>, billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com (bill nelson) writes:
: >All it means is that you can use them to pay debts. It does not mean that
: >a merchant has to accept them. In other words, a merchant could refuse to
: >accept cash payments - requiring only check or credit card - if he wished
: >to do so.
: 
: "legal tender *n* (1739): money that is legally valid for the payment
: of debts AND THAT MUST BE ACCEPTED FOR THAT PURPOSE WHEN OFFERED."
: -- Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary (emphasis added).
: OK, it doesn't have the force of law, and doesn't even contain the
: word "gullible," but...

As I have posted elsewhere, the merchant is allowed to set conditions on
his sale. One of those is the method of payment. If he desires to receive
only check, credit card or money order payments, he has the right to do
so. If you don't like it, you can take your business elsewhere. 

Bill
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com (bill nelson)
Subject: Re: How did curses get its name?
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Company, Corvallis, Oregon USA
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 17:32:43 GMT

aldavi01@starbase.spd.louisville.edu (Arlie Davis) writes:
: I've often wondered how curses got its name.  Is it because I want to kick
: and scream a lot after using it?  Did it have a rough childhood?  And where
: was it first developed?
: 
: Polling (and even interrupt-based) minds want to know.

Curses was named after its function. I am not sure of the exact name, but
it refers to the Cursor and Screen interaction capabilities of the package.

Yes, most people want to scream, after using curses for a while.

Bill
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com (bill nelson)
Subject: Re: Tomorrow's Conspiracy Theory, brought to you today.
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Company, Corvallis, Oregon USA
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 21:04:17 GMT

lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner) writes:

: Doubtful, since about 2/3 of them voted for others.
: 
: But the President in US methods is the one with the most Electoral votes,
: not the popular vote.

Not quite. Clinton received around 45% of the vote. There have only been
one or two presidents who received a majority of the EC votes but not a
majority of the popular vote.

Bill
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: wvhorn@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (William VanHorne)
Subject: Re: furrfu??
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 12:42:59 GMT

In article <1992Nov4.215431.19946@athena.cs.uga.edu> jordan@castor (USENET's Chuck) writes:
>In article <4NOV199210480621@tm0006.lerc.nasa.gov> dpm1960@tm0006.lerc.nasa.gov (snopes) writes:
>>>Do you have Rot-13 coding/decoding on your news sytem?
>>
>>Mine only goes up to 12.  
>>
>> - snopes
>
>Well, mine only goes up to 11.  That's one more, innit?
>

Looxury!

Mine only goes up to 1.  
I have to do the other 12 by hand.  
Standing in the road.
At night.  
For tuppence a week.

---Bill VanHorne

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Please try to use the word paradigm in every post.
Thank you.
--------------------------------------------------

Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: C.K.Black@massey.ac.nz (C.K. Black)
Subject: Re: Airport security
Summary: Night in the Pokey
Keywords: my gun?
Organization: Massey University, Palmerston North, New Zealand
X-Reader: NETNEWS/PC Version 2c
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 92 03:15:17 GMT

G'day All,

Ian suggests a neat little dirty trick...

> I believe the standard metal foil airport X-ray machine trick is to cut
> out a silhouette of a .45 or other handgun and hide it in a friends book.
> --ian
> PS Make that ex-friend...

Let me tell ya about the Xmas that I flew home from the domestic airport
at Dorval, PQ with my Xmas gifts in my carry-on,  including the set of
screwdrivers for Dad and the completely un-pc, all metal capgun that looked
like a S&W 38 for my kid brother.  When the bag went through the X-ray,
the security lady freaked, hit the alarm button, and screamed at me to
"EXPLAIN THAT!"  I looked around at the screen and I freaked, all I could
see was this damn*d capgun.  She took the bag out of the machine, the RCMP
showed up, I was sweating.  What a BOZO move,  even when they saw that it
was a capgun, I was sure to get it for trying to carry a replic onto the 
plane.  Imagine the feeling that I had when she informed the police that
I was trying to board the plane with a set of screwdrivers in my bag!
'What ? No I'm sorry officer, I didn't know it was wrong to bring possibly
offensive weapons like screwdrivers onto a plane.  I have to surrender them
to the stewardess ? No problem Sir !

Conrad 'not Clint Eastwood' Black
-- 
Conrad Black 

Email... C.K.Black@massey.ac.nz
Snail... Massey U., Plant Sc. Dept., Palmerston North, New Zealand
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.folklore.college
From: warren@nysernet.org (Warren Burstein)
Subject: Re: Still Sinking.../Architectural Goofs
Reply-To: warren@nysernet.org
Organization: Mail to News Gateway at Wang Labs
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 07:26:53 GMT
Followup-To: alt.folklore.urban

Unfortunately, the architect of AFU forgot to take into account the
number of repetitive postings.  It is slowly sinking under the weight.

Warren "and they built it backwards, too" Burstein
-- 
/|/-\/-\       In real life, the Vice President chastises Murphey Brown
 |__/__/_/     for her morals.  Bill Clinton plays the sax on "Arsenio
 |warren@      Hall."  Though "Batman Returns" is fiction, it's not too
/ nysernet.org much stranger than truth - Caryn James, The New York Times
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke)
Subject: Re: WW11 over, News at eleven (was forpost-WWll Japanese..)
Keywords: it ain't over 'til the fat lady sings
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 03:35:29 GMT

In article <1992Nov8.204314.18383@massey.ac.nz> C.K.Black@massey.ac.nz (C.K. Black) writes:
>  Finally,  a college student named Suzuki located him
>and convinced him that it was time to put away the 'ole bayonnet.

He did this by transporting Onoda's former commanding officer, who gave the
original order, to the island, where he personally told Onoda the war was
over.

I really admire his loyalty... how many people would be able to follow the
same orders for 30 years?

-- 
Now's the time on Schprockets when we dance.  |hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu
                                              |WWIVNet 1@2750
From: llk@kepler.unh.edu (Local Genius)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: AIDS and the CIA (was Question)
Date: 9 Nov 1992 16:43:52 GMT
Organization: Department of Mathematics
NNTP-Posting-Host: kepler.unh.edu

In article <9335@blue.cis.pitt.edu.UUCP> pmmst8+@pitt.edu (Paul M Mweene) writes:
>Observe also that sterilization would be biiger problem the rural areas..
> 
>)
>
> 
>
>Makala

If by sterilization one means using stuff like sterilization liquids -
methyl alcohol, etc, then the claim that it is not done in many places
is (almost) true...what is true is that in many rural areas, at least
the ones I know, people use boiling water to sterilize hypodermic needles
they use in dispensaries/clinics, in case they run out of/don't have
the said alcohol...

--
lk(with the man in the yellow hat)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Toilet paper: over or under?
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 06:00:29 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <BxLEtK.70J@news.cso.uiuc.edu> schneid@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Mike Schneider) writes:
>
>Knowing this newsgroup, this is probably a FAQ, but I'll go ahead
>with it anyway...
>
>What's the deal?  When you put toilet paper on the roll, is 
>the loose end supposed to go over the top of the roll or come
>from under the roll?
>
>ObUL: virtually 50% of all AFU readers surveyed prefer the
>over the top method, while the other person preferred the
>underneath method.

Over.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Xref: sparky alt.folklore.urban:27641 alt.conspiracy:11967
From: khoover@cbnewsj.cb.att.com (kent.d.hoover)
Subject: Re: Jackpotting ATM's for $$$$
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 18:47:30 GMT

In article <1does6INNlgf@grapevine.EBay.Sun.COM> smckinty@sunicnc.France.Sun.COM (Steve McKinty - Sun ICNC) writes:
>
>One of my friends (in the UK) asked an ATM machine for #200. It hummed & 

By the way, what does the middle initial 'T' in ATM stand for?

Kent "I'm banking on you all for the answer" Hoover
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: Trick or Treat Tampering
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 92 01:36:15 EST
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor

In article <27184@dog.ee.lbl.gov> TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan) writes:
>ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>  
>  [description of the Halloween party I went to]
>
>Okay, but was there anybody famous there?

Dozens of them.  Wall-to-wall celebrities.  However, in a rare display
of forbearance, I won't mention any names.

Larry "Did I ever mention I saw Cybil Shepard once?" Doering
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: grimjack@milton.u.washington.edu (Leslie Basel)
Subject: Re: HIt by lightning - Yeah, sure
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 00:01:24 GMT


Why hasn't anyone mentioned the Guiness(sp) book of world records holder
for _Most Times Struck by Lightning_?  He was on a talk show after his
9th strike was entered in the records and had been hit 2 days before the 
show for his 10th.


Rodger "He and the guy holding the record for hiccups (11years and counting)
        can keep them" Coghlan

Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,rec.nude
From: dw@unislc.uucp (Dan Wright)
Subject: Driving without shoes
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Organization: Salt Lake City
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 23:55:01 GMT

Terry "who knows the REAL middle name of Captain Kirk" Wood wrote:

: ... (thomas.e.lester) writes:
: >     I have been told that in Pennsylvania it is illegal to drive without
: >     shoes!
:
: This is an urban legend.  It is not required to wear shoes.  I've met members
: of the State Police who laugh really hard when they stop someone and find them
: struggling to get their shoes on.

I heard this legend several times in my childhood but did not give it much
thought.  Then, in high school I had an old eccentric driving instructor
who stumped around on thick legs and shouted broken English with a heavy
German accent and bad breath.  This annoying character went to great
lengths to convince his cringing students that it was both illegal and
irresponsible to drive barefoot.  When challenged, the stubborn fart 
bellowed something along these lines:

  1) If your vehicle stalls you might have to walk, and it
     would be nice to have some shoes ...

This is a reason to have shoes in the car, but not necessarily
a reason to wear them while driving.

  2) If you kick off your shoes and leave them on the floor near
     your feet, one of them might shift under the brake pedal,
     making it impossible for you to slow down ...

This is a reason to keep your shoes (and other like-sized loose objects)
away from the driver's side of the vehicle.  I recall a newspaper story
long ago wherein a man took a corner too fast and rolled his truck down a
hillside, nearly killing himself, when one of his pet turtles crawled
directly under the brake pedal.  The story ran in one of those "weird news"
columns, and so may be a UL --  anybody heard it?.

  -- Dan "places his shoes on the passenger side" Wright

"Papa, when pet turtles die, do they go to heaven or hell?"
From: matthews@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Matt Sullivan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: AIDS and the CIA (was Question)
Summary: Long Thread
Date: 11 Nov 92 00:08:01 GMT
Organization: Northeastern University, Boston, MA. 02115, USA

Wow, this is the longest thread that I ever started!! 

but, the first half of that original 'Question' was: has anybody ever
heard of anything called Goldenseal that can take THC out of your urine?
IE for drug tests??

Everybody seems to have forgotten the 1/2 of the thread!!!


                  Matt Sullivan  Northeastern University
                    MatthewS@Lynx.Crc.Northeastern.Edu

                  --  Go U.Maine Black Bear Hockey!  --
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.conspiracy
From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Mmmm... Purple)
Subject: Re: Trilateral commission
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 10:08:33 GMT

In article <1dg3smINNjf4@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> aq817@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Steve Crocker) writes:
>
>This is the first of three posts on the TLC. I posted this last
>week, but it may have been missed. It is from a discussion on
>Prodigy
<305 lines of just simply *fascinating* material deleted.  Monsters are
 the most *interesting* people.>

From Prodigy?  The TLC info they're giving you is just a cover so they
can steal data from your hard drive.  Your real threat is the Masons,
who probably know everything there is to know about you now.  I'd watch
out at automatic teller ATM machines if I were you.  

Ted "Or change your personal identification PIN number" Frank
-- 
ted frank                     | thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu 
also at quibeaux@uchicago.edu | standard disclaimers | void where prohibited
the university of chicago law school, chicago, illinois 60637
From: twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: "PLEIDIOL WYF I'M GWLAD" on money
Date: 6 Nov 1992 16:21:58 GMT
Organization: Department of Redundancy Department
Reply-To: TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.12.117

zlsiida@fs1.mcc.ac.uk (dave budd) writes:
  +
  +The oak tree one is the DECUS ET TUTAMEN one.  It must be an oak tree, its 
  +got acorns on it.  And a royal crown encircling the trunk!

DECUS issues its own currency?  Boy, I knew they were uppity, but 
THAT uppity?

Terry "No currency YET" Chan
--
Energy and Environment Division   | Internet:  TWChan@lbl.gov
Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory      | 
Berkeley, California  USA  94720  | Carpe Per Diem
From: dternes@duke.cdc.com (David Ternes)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: WW11 over, News at eleven (was forpost-WWll Japanese..)
Keywords: it ain't over 'til the fat lady sings
Date: 10 Nov 92 15:08:13 GMT
Organization: Advanced Product Development

In article <1992Nov9.235830.29517@nezsdc.icl.co.nz> derek@nezsdc.icl.co.nz (Derek Tearne) writes:
>
>Wow! World War 11 over!
>
>No one even told me it had started.  What happened to the wars 3 to 10?
>Did they go the same way as VO[1-4], varieties 1-56, [1-6]UP etc...
>
I've been sending messages back in time which has messed everything up.
I was trying to eliminate the movies 'Friday the 13th parts 1-8'.  All I've
done so far is get rid of 'Jennifer 1-7' and 'Passenger 1-56' and bypass
the Rapture on Oct. 28th.  I'll keep trying.


David Ternes                                            dternes@udev.cdc.com
             I believe there is no reason to not believe.
From: monaghan@dcs.glasgow.ac.uk (N.O. Monaghan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Humerous 'pseudo' legal cases (was Re: Legal Tender)
Date: 13 Nov 92 15:43:43 GMT
Organization: Glasgow University Computing Science Dept.

There is an amusing 'pseudo-law report' by A.P. Herbert regarding
whether a cheque can be written on a cow. I forget the exact
title, but it would probably be included in one of the volumes
of his comilations under the title 'Misleading Cases in the Law' or
similar. The other cases are well worth a perusal on a wet
afternoon.

Nils.


-- 
---------------------------------------------------------------------
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monaghan@dcs.gla.ac.uk
Xref: sparky alt.folklore.urban:28293 misc.legal:19840
From: twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Jackpotting ATM's for $$$$
Date: 10 Nov 1992 21:40:51 GMT
Organization: Department of Redundancy Department
Reply-To: TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.12.117

jbore@cosmos.shearson.com (Joe Bore) writes:

  +one day i was curious as to how much money was stored in your average
  +full atm, so i spotted a guy filling one up and asked him.  Besides
  +his obvious reservations about telling me any info he said that the
  +average atm has at least $75,000 dollars and bigger ones can go up to
  +$150,000!
  +
  +personally i found that to be quite a shock!  has anyone else heard
  +such similar info???

This is pretty much on the money in the ones I've seen.  I myself have 
counted/accounted for $70,000 in an ATM (the Diebold type).  $40,000 
in $20s and $30,000 in $10s was the common setup.  It can certainly be 
loaded with more.  If I recall correctly, there were four banks which 
could be loaded with bills of whatever denomination, and we loaded two
of them at a time, so you could load it up with $100s I guess and get
up to $250,000 or whatever.

Terry "Ahhhh...$$$" Chan
--
Energy and Environment Division   | Internet:  TWChan@lbl.gov
Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory      | 
Berkeley, California  USA  94720  | Carpe Per Diem
Xref: sparky alt.folklore.urban:27787 soc.culture.african.american:10781
From: nolan@lurch.twg.com (Nolan Hinshaw)
Subject: Re: U of Chicago Radioactive (was Still Sinking.../Architectural Goofs)
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: Somewhere West of Nowhere
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 23:41:29 GMT


Sheesh! I still can't figure out why they called it the Manhattan Project when
it wasn't anywhere NEAR either Manhattan NYC or Manhattan Ks.
--
Nolan "Man enough to do woman's work" Hinshaw
Internet: nolan@twg.com			Dingalingnet: (415)962-7197	
"Be careful,..., or I'll use a plunger on your face untul you burp shit."
   A. Banta, alt.peeves
"Never fight with your wife. Just dicker" Harry Maulsby
"Anything that disorients you is good for you"  Tiny Doctor Tim
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"Grab Dick and come on down"  Don Pette
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"Boy, was I in for a dose of reality." Randall K. Abler
"... necrophilia doesn't really hurt anybody."  Rick Gordon
"Well, first of all, your stance is too wide"