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From: shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick)
Subject: Re: Ladies in the home
Organization: Vallen Software
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 05:48:41 GMT

In article <liiac7INNmvq@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM>, shane@hisfood.Corp.Sun.COM says most sayishly:
>
>	I am sure all you men  have figured it out by now that all women really want it to be secure 
>with one man, be a housewife and make babies.

Ahh, another flame-worthy one.. *cracking of knuckles*

Get a life, you fucking conservative.  Oh yes, all women want is to be
with one man and be a housewife and make babies.  What a lame
generalization.  I am sure all you netters have figured it out by now
that all assholes really want is to act foolish as hell, be annoying,
and make puppies.  Er, wait.. yeah. :)

>If anyone tells you otherwise they are either lying or 
>confused.

Or a human.  Like, yeah.

>I'm willing to bet that most of you "Ladies" on this net are really men just trying to get the men 
>excited.

Put some money on it, fucker.

>I doubt that there is even one real woman on this net.  

You're right, actually!  The Net (tm) is a fucking nazi organization!
We don't want ANY women on here, damn it!  And vee do a goot job off
keeping them OFF thees net!!  Zieg heil!

>	The woman's place is in the home.

Wow!  You sound JUST like a goddamn bible-thumping fundamentalist!

>If all the women would stop complaining about equal pay 
>and start working  as hard and as well as men then maybe they would get
equal pay.

Uhhh.. they DO.  Check the calendar, toiletbreath.  Yes, it's the 90s,
yes yes.  Women even own companies!  Imagine THAT!

>All their complaining is 
>what put our country's economy in the shape it is in.

*SIGH* You're right.. Jesus, why didn't you tell us this earlier, Shane!
You'd better write a letter to the president ASAP!!

>	At any rate, if there ARE any real women on this net, I hope you get a decent man who 
>understands you and is willing to let you be what you are...a woman.

Yahhh!  You sure as fuck won't be getting one!

>Shane

Why does this name remind me of diapers?

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From: jps8@po.CWRU.Edu (James P. Schwonek)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads,alt.personals.misc
Subject: (no subject given)
Date: 16 Dec 1992 19:45:15 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: thor.ins.cwru.edu

alt.sex.wanted
Subject: A prayer to attract a female friend.
Reply-To: jps8@po.CWRU.Edu (James P. Schwonek)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)

Dear Beloved:

Whatever you impress upon your subconscious mind will be experienced
in your world.  Begin now to impress your subconscious mind with
the qualities and characteristics you desire in a woman.

Sit down at night, close your eyes, let go, relax the body, become 
very quiet, passive, and receptive.  Talk to your subconscious mind
and say to it, "I am now attracting a woman into my experience who is
honest, sincere, loyal, faithful, peaceful, happy, and prosperous. 
These qualities which I admire are sinking down into my subconscious
mind now.  As I dwell upon these characteristics, they become a part 
of me and are embodied subconsciously

I know there is an irresistible law of attraction and that I attract 
to me a woman according to my subconscious belief.  I attract that
which I feel to be true in my subconscious mind.

I know I can contribute to her peace and happiness.  She loves my
ideals,
and I love her ideals.  There is mutual love, freedom, and respect.

I now attract the right woman who is in complete accord with me.  This
is a
spiritual union because it is divine love functioning through the
personality
of someone with whom I blend perfectly.  I know I can give to this woman
love, light peace, and joy.  I feel and believe I can make this 
woman's life full, complete, and wonderful.

I now decree that she possesses the following qualities and attributes:
She is spiritual, loyal, faithful, and true.  She is harmonious,
peaceful,
and happy.  We are irresistibly attracted to each other.  Only that
which 
belongs to love, truth, and beauty can enter my experience.  I accept
my ideal companion now.

People find happiness by dwelling on the eternal truths of God and the 
spiritual values of life.  Then, the man and woman can contribute to 
each other's happiness and joy.

You attract the right mate by dwelling on the qualities and
characteristics
you admire in a woman or a man, and then your subconscious mind will
bring 
you together in divine order.

I promise to cherish, love, and honor her all the days of my life.

Love, 

Jim


-- 
James P. Schwonek                         "One lesson, Nature,
SGI Iris Administrator,                    let me learn of thee."
CWRU School of Medicine                           --Matthew Arnold
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: cherokee@cscns.com (Agv'nige Wohali)
Subject: Re: SF ISO S*M
Organization: Community_News_Service
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 08:27:52 GMT

tjj@thumper..bellcore.com (J Tim Jordan) writes:

>In article <1992Dec14.215911.14775@lemuria.sai.com> ap.7392@cupid.sai.com writes:
>>Season's greetings
>>I am a SF looking for someone to share winter break with, or at least
>>to converse with over email.  I'm new to the net, so I'm not up on the
>>protocol of this things, so maybe you could teach me?
>>I live in the Midwest.  I'd enjoy hearing from you - I'll be in town
>>all the remainder of Dec, up through the time Spring semester starts.
>>BTW, I'm not enrolled in school at the moment, but I am affiliated with
>>a university.  I am 30ish, but don't let that stop you if you have an
>>interest in older women :)!

>To all you guys who do think that 30 is old or who have never dated a 
>30ish female, I would like to tell you that you haven't dated a woman
>until you have dated someone who is at least 30. Sure it's great to 
>date 20+ year old's, their bodies are great but they tend to be a bit
>silly. Once I started dating woman in their 30's I realized that 
>the others were just girls.
>Tim

As an extreme example of how true this is, the only woman in the world I
would consider dating right now is 40 and I am 20!  Geez, where's justice
in this world?

I pine away...

Agv'nige Wohali (Black Eagle)
cherokee@cscns.com

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: skc@Turing.ORG (Shriram K. Chaubal)
Subject: Re: Fun States to live in
Followup-To: poster 
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Distribution: usa 
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 13:41:15 GMT

In article <92345.154918TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu> <TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>Tyger -
>
>Before opening your mouth, how about looking where PA and OH are?  Tornado

Ohio??? You have got to be kidding! Ohio has one of the highest pollution
rates in the country. It is ultra-conservative (except for parts of Columbus)
, well atleast Cincinnati is .. and I am not too sure of Cleveland (Which 
is another topic by itself).

Ohio also does not have any real professional football teams :-) 

Cleveland is in the wrong place on the map, it should be about 30 miles north.

Cincinnati can be considered the groin of Ohio, the weather is bad, the 
people are conservative to the extent that a large (around 50%) of the people
around here thought that Marge Schotz was pretty innocent and did not say any
thing offensive. Oh yea .. and they now have the KKK putting up crosses 
in Fountain Square! Not to mention Si Leis .. the guy who tried to shut
down the Maplethorp exhibit.

Dayton and a lot of the rest of the state are pretty much isolated from the 
rest of the world and are going nowhere :-).


Ok ... let the flames begin... I am bored with no mail in my mailbox!


Shriram 

Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.6557@cupid.sai.com
Subject: ISO GM for erotic e-mail...
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
Reply-To: ap.6557@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 18:34:03 GMT
X-Iso: GM

   Hi!  I'm a 19 yr. old Asian male on the East Coast looking for GM's to 
correspond with via e-mail.  I'm 5'4", black hair and black eyes, 
pretty well-built, and fairly handsome.
   I know some of you out there have had some pretty wild experiences, 
or at the very least, have fantasized about them.  So if you're 
interested in sharing them for some mutual pleasure, please respond.
   All replies will be answered.

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: SWF wants ROMANTIC SWM (Part 3)
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 17:04:16 GMT

In article <7969@news.duke.edu> klichtma@soc13.acpub.duke.edu (Karin Lichtman) writes:
>
>I'd like to thank everyone who defended my original post.  I was simply trying
>to see if there were romantic guys out there who would want to make me feel 
>special as I would make them feel special.  As for Greg, the jerk who insulted
>me so rudely, the reason I specifically asked for romantics is so that assholes
>like you wouldn't respond.  For everyone who did respond, I appreciate it and
>will try to reply when I return from vacation (Jan. 11).  I won't have access to
>a computer at home, so it will have to wait until then.  Have a happy holiday!
>
>				Karin  :)

*to no one in particular, in the style of Prince Kheldar*

I just love these little flame wars about people's personals.


NOT

-bacon
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.4529@cupid.sai.com
Subject: GM In Kansas Looking For Holiday Ideas.
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
Reply-To: ap.4529@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 16:01:13 GMT
X-Iso: GM

	
	Well the holiday is here and I have No plans.  Perhaps
	someone out there has some ideas as to what I can do or
	were I can go to make this Holiday different than so many
	others.   I live on interstate 70, so anyone passing through
	might want to let me know.

	As I said I am a gwm early thirties blond/green 5'11" 190#
	not necessarily looking for anything physical but open to
	life as it comes along.

	Maybe you have an idea..suggestion..or such that will make
	this holiday one that I will remember.      

	Let me know what you would do if you were me.             



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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: chemsoc@chem1.chem.dal.ca (Swinamer Alan)
Subject: Where can I find sex stories??????
Keywords: sex, stories
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 07:42:19 GMT

As a new user here, I have a question. Where can I find the sex stories?  
The other news groups that I am used to using had alt.sex.bestiality, etc. 
but where do I find them on this system.

Thanks,
Al 

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: lruebe01@starbase.spd.louisville.edu (Lowell R. Uebele)
Subject: Re: Women's Postings
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 21:21:03 GMT
Organization: University of Louisville

In <sehamb01.724088662@starbase.spd.louisville.edu> sehamb01@rigel.spd.louisville.edu (Steve Hamburg) writes:

>I find it an incredible coincidence that every single female that posts in everynews group is gorgeous with long black or blonde hair, blue eyes, tan, slim, 
>etc...

>You women are constantly shitting down us male's throats, but at least we tell
>it like it is.  Every single damn woman I have ever talked with is a Cindy
>Crawford who wants a male to soak up everything she says and to be her puppet.

>So, why don't you prove me wrong!  Instead of retaliating and telling me how
>much of a shithead I am, why don't you respectable, honest women write me and
>then I will apologize to you PERSONALLY for making this harsh generalization.

>Steve.

>sehamb01@starbase.spd.louisville.edu
Way to tell em Steve!!!!!!!
By the way Steve I hope you get some reply's if you get too many you know when
I work!!!

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: petitc@vccsouth30.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: Nice girls
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 03:43:23 GMT

taylor@ccrs.emr.ca (Trevor Taylor) writes:

>What's all the hang up over the word nice ???


>Nice is a word used to describe suburban gardens
>Nice is what kraft dinner tastes like when you haven't 
>eaten for couple of days

>In summary, nice is a dingy brown, flat descriptive term
>that is better reserved for complementing disliekd relatives
>or your grandmother's new hairstyle.


>Besides,

>	Whats wrong with EVIL, near RABID women with a love
>of double bladed battle axes and WET look leather ??? 

>ooohhhh habibi !!!!1

  Well, it's GREAT if you really like the phrase...

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."

>&)

Personally, I'm just into the Batman or Knight in Shining Armor thingies
myself. :&)

8&O


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From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rai's Return!
Date: 18 Dec 92 09:08:26 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University

Thanks! 

 
Rai.
_______________________________________________________________________________
"Damn, I wish I was your lover,				R A I
_______________________________________________________________________________
>> 
> 
> Welcome back Rai.
> Things just haven't been the same since you left.
> 
> ^ ^
> CatGuy-----
> ||  ||
> *****************************************************************************
> * See how the heart reaches *  Carl Kaufmann   * No one has to do anything, *
> * out instinctively, for no * Soc.Sci.Comp.Lab * except bear consequences.  *
> * reason but to touch.      *    U.West.Ont    *                            *
> *       -Kate Bush          * carl@sscl.uwo.ca *       -Me                  *
> *****************************************************************************
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: ahughes@jarthur.claremont.edu (The Fool)
Subject: Re: Picky....
Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA 91711
Distribution: na
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 03:53:47 GMT

In article <7cq2p3h@rpi.edu> petitc@vccsouth04.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:
>ahughes@jarthur.claremont.edu (The Fool) writes:
>
>>Amoral? Amoral's no fun! Much more fun to be *immoral*!
>                                               ^^^^^^^
>
>Don't you mean immorTal?  :&)  It's Much more fun to be immortal.  :&)
>
And best of all to be both. *Sigh*. To have an eternity to spend in lazy
debauchery and such. :)

				The Fool
				    ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sussman@cs.cornell.edu (Stephen H. Sussman)
Subject: Re: SWF looking for TALL, fun SWM with a great sense of humor
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 17:43:35 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.160843.2387@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> bspink@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Bonnie B Spink) writes:
>Hello -
>
>Gee, I forgot to mention - sports-minded too!  I realize that isn't always
>the case for all SWMs.  I am looking for some good *clean* (no garbage please)
>conversation from those of you who would like to chat.  I'm 5'10"
>(I know, not *real* tall) and athletically strong but not so much that I could
          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
What?!  Being 5'6 1/2", I must take exception to this.  5'10" is
pretty tall in my book ... (heck, so is 5'8")

>of 32 (tomorrow is my birthday).

Happy Birthday ...

-Steve-


Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: cfair@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Charles Fairbanks)
Subject: Re: SWF wants ROMANTIC SWM (Part 3)
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 13:50:51 GMT

In article <BzBt18.3G3@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu> gdnikoli@undergrad.math.wat
erloo.edu (Greg Nikolic) writes:
>In article <7969@news.duke.edu> klichtma@soc13.acpub.duke.edu (Karin Lichtman)
 writes:
>>I'd like to thank everyone who defended my original post.  I was simply tryin
g
>>to see if there were romantic guys out there who would want to make me feel
>>special as I would make them feel special.  As for Greg, the jerk who insulte
d
>
>   *wince* Methinks I may have been mistaken.
>
>>me so rudely, the reason I specifically asked for romantics is so that asshol
es
>>like you wouldn't respond.  For everyone who did respond, I appreciate it and
>
>   Assholes like me. Sigh. Oh well. *shrug*
>
>>will try to reply when I return from vacation (Jan. 11).  I won't have access
 to
>>                  Karin  :)
>
>   OK, OK, I'm sorry. Just the way you put it seemed so.... ah well. Don't
>worry I'll shut up now. (judging by what I've been told since I posted that,
>not everybody disagreed with my interpretation of your letter. Of course I
>NEVER said it was any of my business). Oh shit. Just accept my apology.
>
>
OK, Greg, I for one accept your apology...now please go away!
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: casey@stars.gsfc.nasa.gov (Sean Casey GSFC (301)286-4558)
Subject: SWM ISO SWF
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: NASA/GSFC-Laboratory for Astronomy and Solar Physics
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 09:56:00 GMT


Hi, are you female, somewhere between 25-35, single, slim and ISO?
If so, then I might be your man. Me: 5'6" w/ deep brown eyes,
short brown hair, and a sexy smile (for especially you). I'm
healthy, educated, and looking for someone in the Baltimore-
Washington area. In addition, I work out regularly, don't smoke,
and only drink when necessary. 

To good to be true, you may ask? Why don't I have a big wedding 
band on my finger? Hmmm, I don't know. This will probably it will 
give us something to talk about first. I like the usual things but 
more importantly I would like to make you happy. If this appeals to you, 
then drop me a line.

SC  (sean@irastro.gsfc.nasa.gov)


Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: mzank@shell.portal.com (matthew c zank)
Subject: Re: Wisconsin--why not?
Organization: Portal Communications Company
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 06:43:10 GMT

bakerje@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:

>What's wrong with Wisconsin?

>	I would agree... Wisconsin is a great place to live, except for
>the cold weather. You forget the biggest thing! The Packers... YEAH!
>As far as Point bear goes, I think it is not very good. I prefer Miller
>Genuine Draft.

>	By the way, are there any women out there from Wisconsin?

						-James

No, Like i say therer are NO women in Wisconsin, theye are all takin.
by the way I am thinking about moving out of state, maybe someplace
out west. Does anyone have any ideas??
--
Matthew Zank * Eau Claire, Wisconsin
------------------------------------
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Ladies in the home
From: bthomas@dumaine.gac.edu (Barbara L Thomas)
Date: 13 Dec 92 15:56:56 -0600
Distribution: world

In article <liiac7INNmvq@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM>  writes:
> 
> 	I am sure all you men  have figured it out by now that all women  
really want it to be secure 
> with one man, be a housewife and make babies.  If anyone tells you  
otherwise they are either lying or 
> confused.  I'm willing to bet that most of you "Ladies" on this net are  
really men just trying to get the men 
> excited.  I doubt that there is even one real woman on this net.  
> 	The woman's place is in the home.  If all the women would stop  
complaining about equal pay 
> and start working  as hard and as well as men then maybe they would get  
equal pay.  All their complaining is 
> what put our country's economy in the shape it is in.
> 	At any rate, if there ARE any real women on this net, I hope you  
get a decent man who 
> understands you and is willing to let you be what you are...a woman.
> 
> 
> Shane
> 
> 

hehheehhehehehehehehhahahahhahaha heheh aha a <choke> <snort> ...sorry...
eheheheh eheheee eheh .... can't write a proper flame..... <giggle><snort>  
hehehehh..ahhahahahaa hehhehehehheheheheh <chortle> ... I'm laughing too  
hard...... Hhhehehehehehdhdhheeehehhhe ...... <gasp> ..... oh, someone  
help me, I can't breath!..... hehhhehahhehheheheahhahahhehheaaaahahhha....  
am I going to have a gut ache tomorrow.... hehehhahahrrhrhhreahahahahhaah

--
Barbara L. Thomas
"The World may never know."
bthomas@nic.gac.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: Cost of the Twelve Days of Christmas
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 17:15:55 GMT

In article <26k2ztb@rpi.edu> petitc@nuge101.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:
>
>P.S. We need the pool for the swans to swim in.  :&)

nah, you can write it off to overhead. otherwise, you'd also have
to include cages for the turtledoves and geese, a dance floor for the lords
and ladies, food, etc....

-bacon
From: nasiom@hall101.its.rpi.edu (Milton Peter Nasiopoulos)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: I'm so overwhelmed
Date: 15 Dec 92 07:50:57 GMT
Reply-To: nasiom@rpi.edu
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY.

Kristen, I forgot to mention that I have seven personalities (eight including
myself!).



milt.
From: lubanski@remus.rutgers.edu (--Power Broker--)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rutgers F Republican seeking same in M
Date: 19 Dec 92 18:35:59 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

lubanski@remus.rutgers.edu (--Power Broker--) writes:

>Red Hair, Hazel Eyes, The building tilts to the right when I enter 
>(and not because Im huge, but because im a damn proud Republican!)
>Italian, Irish, and German ethnic background,seeking an intellectual
>to hang out with.  If you're interested and want to know more WRITE!
>(There is alot more interesting things to know!)  RPO 6416 will be checked more than this too (hint, hint!).

>Beth
>RPO 6416
>P.O. Box 5063
>New Brunswick, NJ 08903-5063


Hey, guys, listen up.  I posted this personal for a friend.  She
doesn't know much about the Net, so I'm helping her out.  She
loves the responses, so keep them coming !!
(Both e-mail and written)

-Power Broker-
                                   
Newsgroups: alt.personals