HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jake@introl.com (Joel Jacobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: You its time for a new car when...
Date: 17 Nov 1992 08:50:54 -0600
Organization: Introl Corp.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: introl.introl.com


on the way to work this morning, i lost a drag race with a ford festiva.
the extension of my manliness was apparently overextended, and not very
manly.


jake "disgrace to his gender"

PS. the main reason for this post was to use the
    phrase "extension of my manliness" in context.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: QUESTION ABOUT HOWARD STERN'S NEW VIDEO..PLEASE READ!
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 14:01:10 GMT

> sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:
> zorak@eecs.cs.pdx.edu (Krezo) writes:
>>In the Nov. 20 issue of Entertainment Weekly, there is an article that
>>talks about a video called "Butt Bongo Fiesta", which is put together by
>>disc jockey Howard Stern.  The article says it can only be ordered through
>>an 800 number. If anyone has any information about this, as far as how I
>>get the number, what the tape is like, etc., please, please post a reply
>>or mail me. I really appreciate any info you can give...
>
>The number is 1-800-52-STERN.
>
>I haven't seen this tape, but I've seen two of his others, and they're not
>very good compared to his radio show.  But if you've never seen or heard
>anything by Howard, I would recommend the tape.
>
>Howard is God!
>

Are these two losers for real, or is this Howard Stern thing just some
cruel joke about which I am in the dark? I mean, Id hate to point out
what flaming assholes these two appear to be only to be reminded that
they are well respected oldbies, who would be members of the cabal except
for the fact that there is no cabal.

r

"Howard is God!" ha ha ha ha good laugh for me, even if it is serious.

haw
From: damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: comp.lang.c
Date: 23 Nov 92 18:10:54 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University


I was going to write a parody of comp.lang.c,
but then I noticed that the folks in comp.lang.c
had already done it.  

Have a read - it's pretty accurate,
although a little low on humourous content perhaps.


System specifically yours,

Damian
damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: **BIZARRE LAWS***
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.jobs.offered,misc.test,rec.pets,alt.sex,rec.humor
Organization: The Turing Project, Charlottesville Virginia.
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 01:52:53 GMT


From the book "Loony Laws" by Robert Pelton...


In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the
corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom
he is unaquainted."

In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

In Zion, Ill., it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs,
cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.  Kibo.

In Carmel, N.Y., a man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and
pants that do not match. nj.

Attention Gooley: In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it
LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and
chickens.

In Gary, Ind., persons are prohibited from attending a movie house or
other theater and from riding a public streetcar within four hours of
eating garlic. 

In Miami, it's illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of
strapless gown.  Blair!

In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and
drink beer from a bucket.  cj!

In Detroit, couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless
the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
Jenine!

In Hartford, Conn., you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking
on your hands.

In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her
husband's permission. Gypsy!

In Baltimore, it's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story
window within the city limits.	It's also illegal to take a lion to
the movies.

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing
while standing in front of a man's picture.  Gypsy?

In Nicholas County, W. Va., no member of the clergy is allowed to tell
jokes or humerous stories from the pulpit during a church service.

In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500
feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.  Gypsy.

In Pennsylvania, "any motorist driving along a country road at night
must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for
the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue."

In Carrizozo, N.M., it's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in
public (includes legs and face). Gypsy!

In Los Angeles, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a
leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches,
unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap.
gypsy.

In Kentucky, "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway
within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or
unless she be armed with a club" gypsy

An amendment to the above legislation: "The provisions of this statuate
shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding
200 pounds (gypsy), nor shall it apply to female horses."


carasso
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: i'm bored so i'm posting...how original
Date: 20 Nov 1992 03:10:58 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4
Keywords: form

In article <1992Nov17.044419.27817@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (mr. wonderful) writes:
>so, i'm here in lab waiting for a gel to dry so i can go hang with a
>friend of mine. you must be patient when waiting for a gel to dry. if it
>is not totally dry it will stick to the film and then you are really
>screwed. 


Right up to the word 'film' i was in the mindframe that the boy had used
hairsetting/styling gel, and then i came to my senses and realized that
hey, if i can't do anything with *my* hair, fuck if ol' patty can with his.

Damnstraight.

>i think my phone is tapped. my brother called a couple of days ago and we
>started using weird phrases like; the blue suitcase is under the stairs.
>the brown dog knows the moon is green. and so on...it was rather humorous.
>they will probably pull me in for a psych evaluation now. 

And if I were ever under suspicion of a plot to murder the republican
asshole president who doesn't deserve to have his head mounted on a pike
because it's just TOO GOOD FOR HIM, my sister would probably ask point
-blank questions about where did i hide the bullets from the Secret Service
boys, anyway?

republican witch, she is.
-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: logarithmic shameful confession
Date: 15 Nov 92 18:01:12 GMT
Organization: X-Organisation, purveyor of fine X-Industry products to hoi polloi
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

I noticed today that the number of CDs on my shelves is again a power of two.  g
___
What is shameful is that I noticed this.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: "Hotel California" revisited
Keywords: topical, chuckle, original
Organization: The Turing Project, Charlottesville Virginia.
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 02:18:16 GMT

in rec.humor.funny, barr@pop.psu.edu (David Barr) writes:
)-------------------------------------------------------
)    "Berkeley California"
)
)(Sung to the tune "Hotel California" by the Eagles)
)
) In a dark dim machine room
) Cool A/C in my hair
) [KINDLY DELETED...]
)
)Selected by Maddi Hausmann.  MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to
)funny@clarinet.com.  Sponsored by ClariNet Communications Corp.  

AND I THOUGHT BRAD TEMPLEASS HAD NO TASTE.  JEZ.

IF THERE'S ONE CONCEPT I WANT YOU TO WALK AWAY WITH IT IS THIS:


		MADDI HAUSMANN = LOSER


carasso, ...that, and that gooley is the messiah

...
From: kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ssc
Keywords: Mr. Bad Example
Date: 19 Nov 92 21:59:50 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

In article <1992Nov17.072029.14511@netcom.com> guycole@netcom.com (Guy Cole) writes:
>I have a secret urge to hear Rush do a cover of "Achey Breaky Heart" [tm].
>
I have a secret urge to hear Rush Limbaugh do a cover of "Achey Breaky
Heart" [tm]

 -- ASK
From: sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Stampeding Wildebeest and Re: Elevators
Date: 17 Nov 92 16:52:49 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <MJD.92Nov16142506@saul.cis.upenn.edu>, mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*]
Crash Dominus") writes:
>In article <1992Nov14.061355.93417@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (S
COTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:
>>   Well, I once was trampled by stampeding wildebeest while exiting the
>>   US West building in Denver.  I now have a phobia of elevators, and I
>>   owe it all to you.
>
>    Are you sure they weren't gazelle?  Wildebeest get dizzy at high
>altitudes, which is why it is so rare to find them exerting themselves
>in Denver.
>
No, I'm quite certain they were wildebeest.

            - Scott

            
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: Re: Whatever happened to Amy S. Kahn?
Organization: Cappo Ferra 6
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 07:08:07 GMT

srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant) writes:

] In article <98350@netnews.upenn.edu> kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
] >>
] >Well, I do get 1/3 off employee discount...
] 
] 	What does one do with 1/3 off an employee?
] 


collect and save, of course...  

how do you think we got the first batch of 
nah.  way too easy.  i think maybe it's time 
to regroup.

mpl
From: jon@hill.lut.ac.uk (Jon P. Knight)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: How Can People Be So Stupid?
Summary: People can be stupid.  They do it all the time and are good at it.
Date: 17 Nov 92 02:20:18 GMT
Organization: Dept of Comp. Studies, Loughborough University of Tech., UK.

Seeing as t.b seems to have been invaded by a fair number of "how the
hell could anyone be this stupid" type stories, I thought I might as
well be stupid enough to recount another stupid story to you all:

[BACKGROUND: I'm a Subwarden in a University Hall of Residence (read
Facist Dictator there if you will).  As part of the job, I often have
complete strangers coming to my flat to ask me where they can find
members of the hall.]

<knock at door>
ME:	Come in!
BLOKE:	Erm, er, are you the, erm, the, er, subwarden?
ME:	Yep, that's what it says on the door.
BLOKE:	Ah, right, ok, its just that you don't look like a subwarden...
ME:	Hey we're not cloned you know!  Anyway, what can I do for you?
BLOKE:	Well, I'd, erm, I'd like to find a French girl.
ME:	Heh, wouldn't we all?  What's her name?
BLOKE:	Erm, I dunno.
ME:	Oh, ok, what's she look like?
BLOKE:	I dunno, I've never seen her.
ME:	Let me get this straight: you want me to help you find a French
	girl whose name you don't know and you don't know what she looks
	like?
BLOKE:	Er, well, yes, if you can.  She does Library Studies and has 
	just written a really good essay which I'd, erm, like to borrow.
ME:	What year is she in?
BLOKE:	I think she's a Fresher.  Or maybe a Second year.
ME:	And you're sure that she's in Telford Hall?
BLOKE:	Well, no, I'm not.  Its just that you flat was the, erm, first,
	er, subwardens flat I, er, came to.
ME:	Right, ok. <deep breath>  You want me to find an un-named French
	female librarian with no distinguishing features who may, or may
	not, be on my list of 272 Hall members?  Don't you think that
	that could be, well, a little tricky?
BLOKE:	Er, yeah, well, erm, I can see that it could be a bit, erm, 
	of a problem...
ME:	Look, I think that you'd probably be best talking to someone
	from Library Studies - they might be able to point you in the
	right direction.  Hold on, I'll take you across to one of the
	blocks...
BLOKE:	Nah, hey, its ok.  I'm, er, in Library Studies.  I'll, erm,
	just, er, ask in the department tomorrow.  Thanks anyway. 
	Cheers.
<door bangs shut.  a stunned "did that really happen" silence decends
momentarily upon the room.  my friends and I burst into laughter.>

Personnally, I think it was Ken "insert cute remark" Johnson in disguise
but I could be wrong...

Jon

-- 
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Jon Knight, Research Student in High Performance Networking and Distributed
Systems in the Department of _Computer_Studies_ at Loughborough University.
** I can't even talk to you without the aid of chemicals or lies. - Pele **
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lmallett@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Lawrence P. Mallett)
Subject: Re: Whatever happened to Amy S. Kahn?
Organization: Northeastern University
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 05:20:34 GMT


> You used to be 7'3"?
> 
> Geez, talk about `feast or famine'. 
> 
> You probably let your boyf rub too much shortening on you.
> 

Actually it was baby oil. Who would have known it can actually cause age
regression? 



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: heard in church
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 92 18:19:51 GMT

"Pornography and masturbation go hand in hand."

	Mark

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Stampeding Wildebeest and Re: Elevators
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 19:11:13 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <MJD.92Nov16142506@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Crash Dominus") writes:
>In article <1992Nov14.061355.93417@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:
>>   Well, I once was trampled by stampeding wildebeest while exiting the
>>   US West building in Denver.  I now have a phobia of elevators, and I
>>   owe it all to you.
>
>    Are you sure they weren't gazelle?  Wildebeest get dizzy at high
>altitudes, which is why it is so rare to find them exerting themselves
>in Denver.


Which is why it is difficult to use Wildebeest EMACS when using your laptop
at 35000 feet.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SSC
Date: 18 Nov 1992 05:09:58 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Distribution: talk
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <schnitzi.722007775@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
*Yesterday I bought a pack of razors with a pivoting
*micro-trak head, twin flexing blades that conform to
*the curves of my face, and a Lubra-Smooth[tm] strip.
*I slit my wrists with them.

At least now your wrists are smooth and kissable.


Mark "Tom Hanks, I say" Lippert
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Crash Dominus")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: why I love SGI
Date: 16 Nov 92 17:07:51 GMT
	<Bx9Kp5.DFA@encore.com>
Followup-To: comp.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: dlwilson@fenix.encore.com's message of 5 Nov 92 22:19:52 GMT

In article <Bx9Kp5.DFA@encore.com> dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson) writes:
>   Encore's doing fine, thank you, supplying 88000-based multiprocessors to
>   anyone who wants one. 


Excellent.  I applaud your forward-looking and generous corporate
policy.  Please send my 88000-based multiprocessor to

	Dominus
	POB 8166 
	Philadelphia PA 19101-8166

> One nice thing about that is there is no shortage of computing power.

Oh, well, in that case would you send two?
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: POEM
Keywords: Data's Poetry
Date: 15 Nov 92 14:41:17 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
> 
>                    Ode to Spot
> 
> Felis catus.  Is your taxonomic nomenclature
> an endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature?
> Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
> control your hunting skills and natural defenses.
> 
> I find myself intrigued by your sub vocal oscillations.
> A singular development of cat communications
> that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
> for a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
> 
> A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents.
> You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
> And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
> it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotions.
> 
> Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
> connote a fairly well developed cognitive array.
> And though you are not sentient, Spot,  and do not comprehend,
> I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

I just thought I'd follow this up for the benefit of those who have CARASSO
in their kill files.


mathew
-- 
"Boy, they were big on crematoriums weren't they?"
 -- George Bush, during a tour of Auschwitz, 1987-09-28
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: RE: VERY SHAMEFUL CONFESSION
Date: 23 Nov 92 18:28:59 GMT
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less

In article <1992Nov19.195417.13423@microsoft.com>, benth@microsoft.com (Ben) writes:
# rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
# >>yes, i have had sex w/ someone whos name I cant recall. have you? 
# 
# Sorry, Rob, I can't remember her name either. You could
# just browse through the phone book and see if anything
# rings a bell...

Big deal.  What we want to know is -- have you had sex with someone
whose *real* name you can't recall.


-- 
+---------------------------+  ``I guess the government that robs its
| J H Woodyatt              |  own people earns the future it is
| bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com |  preparing for itself.''
+---------------------------+                             -- Mark Twain
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: <None>
From: mike@elec.canterbury.ac.nz (Cosmik Debris)
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1992 00:53:25 GMT
Organization: Electrical Engineering, University of Canterbury, New Zealand

I just had a huge shit... about 10 inches long. Is this a world record?
What controls the length of one's faeces?
-- 
Cosmik Debris -- "I owe money, therefore I am"
From: kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I know what happened to Amy S. Kahn
Date: 21 Nov 92 18:38:02 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

In article <1992Nov21.153528.8528@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu> lmallett@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Lawrence P. Mallett) writes:

>
>And of course if she doesn't, she'll just have to be punished..

Ooh!  Punish me, babe!  PUNISH ME!!!!!!!!
 -- ASK

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: I'm depending on you folks
X-Xxdate: Fri, 20 Nov 92 16: 16:32 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 16:11:01 GMT

So I'm listenning to the local radio station yesterday.  Seem as if some
sophmore (sp?) here at Cornell has attracted the attention of the Authorities
by posting child pornography to "some national network.  Appropriate action
has been taken to prevent a recurrence" sez the radio.

Hmmmmm.  What network could that be?  What action do you think they took?

Now, mind you, I am no fan of child pornography.  Sure, it's a slippery slope
once you ban anything on the net, but I don't think naked sexually explicit
photos of children help anybody, and you could make a real good case that such
photos do great harm.

Nevertheless, I've always appreciated the rock-n-roll, chaotic, uncensored
(well, almost, Patty) nature of the net.  And a definite chill went down my
spine when, as I suspected, a large "Could not complete your request because
you are not allowed to read news from this news server.  Contact your system
administrator" message popped up today when I tried to access
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.

So, Cornell is clamping down on opportunities for filth, degradation, and
moral turpitude.  

And that's why I'm now depending on you folks for my Recommended Daily
Allotment of same.

.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                                       Take a whiff of THIS .gif...
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
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From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Worried about board game
Date: 20 Nov 92 11:22:13 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

Me and a group of friends played Cluedo the other week.

First we played with the British edition, then we used the American addition.

What really disturbded me was the really loud, revolting carpetsa in the rooms
on the American board. Are all American homes like this ?

I think we should be told.

			   Andy
-- 
|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: r. brautigan
From: shorty@rmkhome.UUCP (Trout Fishing In America Shorty)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 23:12:06 GMT
Reply-To: shorty@rmkhome.UUCP (Trout Fishing In America Shorty)
Keywords: read

In article <1992Nov23.053204.11548@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (patrick finerty) writes:
>i just finished a book and some poems by richard brautigan. there were
>actually three in one. Trout Fishing In America, The Pill versus the
>Springhill mine disaster, and In Watermellon Sugar. the last one was
>exceptionally good. anyone else ever read this?

Of course!  It's the bible!

Have a fish!

><>

Have two!

><> ><>

And be kind to your trout.

shorty@rmkhome.UUCP
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful BILLBOARD
Date: 22 Nov 1992 18:57:11 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <74571@apple.apple.COM> bc@apple.com (bill coderre) writes:
>
>Staying on this BILLBOARD tip, I have to admit that I have no idea how
>to look up my favorite secret novelty record of all time, "M'nah
>M'nah." I don't know the name of the artist or even the right spelling
>of the song title.

Sesame Street.
The Muppet Show [*]

if mtv had started ten years earlier, it would've been a video with
heavy rotation.  as it is, the mna mna segment appeared on sesame
street so many times that everybody in my family knows the words
by heart.

[*] the mna mna monster and the little fuzzy things that went deet dee
d'dee deet guested on an episode of the muppet show and brought the
house down.

AjD
actually, the muppet's
theater seemed to come down
with a regular schedule
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hang on to them" - Mark Edwards
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: short, shamefilled confession
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 18:57:06 GMT

In article <TOMF.92Nov14084233@ai.gte.com> tomf@gte.com writes:
>
>L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058 (lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca) wrote:
>> I have done it on the roof of a moving bus.
> 
>I have ruined my knees doing it in elevators.

Going down?





















I am so fucking sorry. 
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