Organization: Stanford Linear Accelerator Center
Date: Monday, 5 Oct 1992 09:34:02 PST
From: <SECBU@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject:    GH: Daytime Sexiest Men

Hi kids,
As promised I am writing a little ditty about the Saturday
night show at the Coach House in San Juan Capistano.

First off, we,Karen and I met Nancy outside of the theatre.
If it weren't for Nancy we never would have heard about
the show in the first place.  Nancy is a big fan of Wally
Kirsh and has met him many times.   After meeting him, I have
to agree he is very nice.  He actually asked me my name when
we shook hands.  Most don't bother.

Anyway, I am getting ahead of myself.

When we first arrived, Connor came out of the front door with
some of his friends.  When we walked in, who is standing not
six inches from me?    My dream-boat, Antonio Sabato Jr.  I felt
so silly I couldn't even look at him.  (I hate looking star struck).



Karen and I were seated in the Front Row.  My arm rested on the
stage.  I have never been a great Connor fan, but I must say
his video 'A Little Bit Mean' was very good.  He came out with a
sax player, who was also very good and sang a couple of songs.
During one of them, I think it was the Robert and Anna song,
he came over to (guess who) while I wasn't looking, and when I
turned around he was squatting in front of me and holding his
hand out to me.  I, red faced as hell, gave him my hand, and
he sang to me.  (Can you say, embarrassed?).

Brandon Hooper is a cutie pie.  Karen wasn't impressed but I
thought he was cute.  He asked us if we yelled at him on TV to
"slap the shit out of that bitch  Nikki?"  I concurred, yes!!!
He was part of the scene with Jagger and the two girls from the
audience.  (Peggy, I didn't know you were a ratster!!!  She really
layed one on the boy......)  Brandon proceeded to tear Jagger's
shirt off of him.  Apparently, Jagger can't sing or dance, so
they just let him look sexy.... which for him, is easy.  Antonio
just kind of babbled and acted silly during the scene and it
was funny.

He was there with a gawdy, heavy-set blonde woman who, it turns out,
is his cousin and apparently his agent or advisor,  (according to
our GH experts Tammy and Tammy, who sat across from us at our table.
They won the GH tour, by the way. They are like MAJOR FANS, star struck
and all,and were informative.  A girl they know from their fan club
got to go on the GH tour before and said everyone was very nice except
for Jane Elliott who she described as a bitch.One of the Tammy's even
got a call from Paul Hornsby (that she won somehow) and he talked to
her and her husband for about 20 minutes.

They had oodles of stories to tell and they were good dinner partners.


Anyhoo, back to the show....  Brad Maule arrived with his wife and
two kids.  He is very much the family man.  Brandon introduced him
as one of his very best friends from the show.  I can see that
Brad is a really nice guy.  He sang a couple of country tunes
and then the hysterical ballad of Dr. Jones' GH career.  I will try
to give you a sampling, because I remembered all of the things
he mentioned and that made it more hillarious still.....


To the tune of a country ballad,

I slept with my step-mother......
My brother found out and he hated me......
we made up and things were okay,
so I married his girlfriend.......Tanya......
Tanya was hit by a bus one day...
Yes she died but the baby lived....
So I became a brain surgeon......
While I'm preforming brain surgery......
they turn the radio on to relax me.....
They have found the driver of the bus.....
I have his brain open on the table.
(Blackie was his name......)

He talks about sleeping with Lucy Coe and that is really all
I remember...... It was really funny.   After he was up,

Wally and Christian arrived and did an accoustic sequence.
Christian was some slice of pie himself girls.  Very cute.

At then end, when all the guys were coming down, it looked
like Max (oltl) was going to come down too, but then stopped
on the stairs and went back up..... He was listed on the
advertisement and pictured with Jagger.  When the comedian
came out, I asked him where James DePaiva was and he kept
asking me what and then finally said he didn't know but
the show was over.  (The comedian hadhis moments.  I didn't
care for him at that particular one or the SF joke he
made when I told him that was where I was from..... har har
he turned his back on me.... I guess it has a gay inferrence,
I wouldn't know, but didn't find it amusing.)


After the show, the actors milled around, letting people
get autographs, and pictures taken with them.  I went over
to Brandon and talked to him a minute.  He is smaller than
he appears on tv but still cute.  Also, I caught Connor befoe
he left and got a picture with him.  (He had the nicest suede
jacket on, and I want one).  Karen and I both had our picture
taken with Antonio. He didn't seem very friendly to me, but
Karen managed to get a nice smile out of him.  We also got the
dimples shot of Jagger and Ned together.


Wally was very nice.  I enjoyed talking to him.  I asked him
if he and Julia were going to get together SOONNNNNN> I did
stress Soon and he said VERY soon.  He asked if I wanted Ned
with Julia and I said YES!  Karen told him he could stay with
Jenny if he treated her better.  He laughed.
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Well, that is about it.  Funny thing though, both Karen and
I dreamt about these guys that night, but neither of us can
iemember the dreams themselves.  It was funny.


See Ya Thursday as always,
Sharon


P.S.  Karen, got anything to add???
P.S.S. Nancy, again thanking for posting about this event. It was nice
meeting you.
Organization: Sophomore, H&SS general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA