From: starkid@ddsw1.MCS.COM (Lance Sanders)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: AMC: Godzilla Speaks Update (c) 921002
Date: 5 Oct 92 18:03:54 GMT
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         ***  Godzilla Speaks Update --- Friday, October 2, 1992  ***
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                  "Quality Education --- With An Attitude"


                              Who's On First?
                                    Day
                              ---------------



                                 Storylines
                      (ranked by relative superiority)
                      --------------------------------


[A]    Adam, posing as Stuart and trying mightily to get into Gloria's
       pants, gets busted to the max.

[B]    Carter finalizes plans to kill Porkchop and frame Galen.

[C]    DynaHo accepts a dinner date with Psycho.

[D]    Trevor and Not privately renew their marriage vows.

[E]    Blue Jeans and Dix renew their friendship.


       


       They'll Have To
       Come Up For Air
       Sooner or Later:   "You want to get to each other's bone marrow."
       ---------------      
                           --- Dustin Hoffman, on the intense intimacy he
                               has had with wife Lisa Hoffman for 11 years.



      That WOULD Push
      Di Over The Edge:   Madonna has invited Princess Di to come live in
      ----------------    her NYC apartment: "I don't understand how the
                          poor girl can take it", says Muh.


    I'd Rather Have 
    Her Use Aqua-Velva:   Thierry Mugler's new perfume, Angel, contains the
    ------------------    synthesized smells of: cotton candy, chocolate,
                          caramel, coffee, vanilla, plums and moss.





Storylines [D,E]
----------------


   While Mahatma and fauxGalen try to boost Trevor's confidence ("hold on 
to love") in PVH's infamous 4th floor lobby [ have we ever seen another 
floor in that hospital?? ], Stu confesses to Dix that Adam had knowledge of 
the Bodine Bop-o-Rama prior to "breaking into" her house that night. Dix, 
in turn, tells a decloaked Blue Jeans that she and Bri were lovers. They 
renew their friendship, as Galen catches them in a tight hug. 
   FauxG flips, then pulls a "WUSSIE" (tm) as BJ declares the thing for Dix 
is fini, and he loves only her. They swap major spit.

   Porkchop and Tweety vow to stick it out through the tough times, and run 
through their marriage vows again in her hospital room. 




Storyline [A]
-------------

   On the hospital balcony, GloBoNurse has a snitfit, when Adam-as-Stuart 
confesses that he traded places with his brother the night of the award 
ceremonies  [ ...not counting THIS time, of course... :) ].
   However, she pulls a "WUSSIE" (tm) within the next three seconds, and 
forgives him ("I just need to understand..."). 
   A-as-S gives her the 4-1-1 on the whole seduction scheme: "...I LOVE 
you!" Gloria: "Maybe we _are_ spending too much time together..." :)) 

   Minutes and many speeches later, Pops and Gloria swap MAJOR spit. Glo 
nearly orgasms ("I've never seen you like this, Stuart") [Buh-HA-HA-HA!], 
agrees to keep the "lines of communication" open, swaps more spit, then 
blows Dodge. Stu tracks her down in the hosp. lounge, just as Adam-as-
Stuart returns for SpitSwap #4! BUSTED!!! 




Storylines [B,C]
----------------

   Not [ love the nickname, Cocotte ], distraught over her lack of 
eyesight, has to deal with a rapidly-becoming-unhinged-just-fired-from-
Tempo Carter, who mini-flips ("What? Another one of those (sneer) 
'liberated' women??!") after Not declares that she can take care of herself 
despite the handicap. She also declines a "Trevor's having an affair 
w/Galen" gambit, holding course in the storm. Carter bops to the lobby and 
steals Galen's purse in prep for the set-up. 

   Meanwhile, across town, DynaHo [ she's cute, Bev, not gorgeous ] has a 
heart-to-heart w/Myrt about Mahatma's warnings against Carter. Myrt 
(before splitting to run some errands): "Believe."
   Ding-Dong! It's Psycho, dropping by for a stroll along "Memory Lane". 
Dinah declines, and Carter goes into "I've-been-dumped-on-too-long ---I-
was-framed" mode. She bites, and accepts an invite to McKay's later that 
night. [Cue Twilight Zone Music: HERE] Can you spell A-L-I-B-I? ...knew you 
could. 

   CJ transports chez Galen, and has FutureFlashes of killing Porkchop in 
her apartment, and framing her. He plants a bunch of Trevor's stuff in the 
place, and makes calls to both of them (sending her on a wild goose 
chase / him to the apartrtment), to set the set-up in motion.
   Trevor races chez Galen, as Carter "assumes the position", gun cocked, 
right behind the door. 

   CLIFFHANGER!




Music Videos of the Week
------------------------

   MY NAME IS PRINCE --- Prince and the New Power Generation

   Well, we've seen PsychedelicPrince, LaidbackPrince, GangsterPrince and 
now, HomeboyPrince, as the Purple One takes his act to an alley, complete 
with high heels and a gold-chain veil.
   Kirstie Alley does a funny intro cameo.
   Visually interesting. You can dance to it; I'll give him a 7.


   EROTICA --- Madonna

   Although I thought "Truth or Dare" sucked (when is she going to get some 
straight dancers??), I have every music video the woman made. She's 
constantly reinventing her image, and as a result, pushing the message 
envelope. A lot of her work evidences deep spirituality. But this latest 
video, with images of dominence, S&M, lesbianism, senior citizen/spryte 
sex, and nude hitchhiking on California highways, combined with her new, 
mylar-wrapped, extremely expensive table-top book, "Sex", hints of a sell-
out to the MoneyMakers. Pushing the envelope or soon to go over-the-edge?
   Check it out.

    



SideBars
--------

   I got behind in my AMC tapes, and had to watch Mon-Fri non-stop in order 
to do the Update. Was amazed at some of the cleavage shots last week (Tink 
on the beach; Not in her robe...). Still had time for three "Hercules" 
flicks though (holdovers from TNT's "Herc-A-Thon"), and thus pose this 
question: 

   In all of the Jayne Mansfield/Mickey Hartigay versions, the hierarchy of 
the court of Herc's woman (Jayne) seems to be directly proportional to 
breast size. If "Hercules Goes To Pine Valley", which AMC woman 
automatically becomes Queen?   ...not an easy question, I know... ;))))) 


   ...the new actress playing DinahLee looks a lot like another "Loving" 
alumus, Cali Timmons (also: ex-Ryan's Hope)...

   ...Melody Anderson may turn out to be a better Nat than Kate Collins...

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