From: myleslee@next03pg2.wam.umd.edu (Alan Brady Ward)
Subject: Re: WWF Prime Time Wrestling - 28/9/92
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 19:01:45 GMT

In article <1992Sep30.171911.13245@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu>  writes:
> In article <22583@galaxy.ucr.edu>, kzim@watserv.ucr.edu (Christopher  
Robin Zimmerman) writes:
> [on Scott Hall's first appearance that night...]
> > Ramon, "direct" from WTVJ in Miami.  Jim and Jim try to debate with  
him,  
> > and Ramon puts them down.  My favorite:  calling Duggan "Jacksaw".  I  
have  
> > new found respect for Hall.
> 
> Why?  Because he can insult somebody from across the room?  Mmmm... nah. 
> Besides, I think "Hayseed" was a bit funnier.
> 
> > Comet Kid v. Dwayne Gill (Monsoon, Heenan) Monsoon:  "He looks  
familiar,  
> > Brain..."  I guess the doesn't know any martial arts either.   
Pyrotechnics  
> > compared to Papa Shango, must be setting up the fireball match for  
WM9.   
> > Gill doesn't even get one good move.  Easy squash for the Transformer  
from  
> > Hell.  I'm waiting for more formidable competition, like Kato.
> 
> Say... THAT would be a trick, wouldn't it?  :-)  I wonder which mask  
Paul
> Diamond would wear for the match...?
> 
> > Nasty Boys v. Bobby Perez and Akita Webb (Mooney, Hayes)  "Who are the  
#1  
> > contenders?"  Of course, only the Nasty Boys and Money, Inc.  are  
> > mentioned. Interview during match:  "We're #1 and we owe it all to  
Jimmy  
> > Hart, the best manager of all time!"  Mooney begs to differ.  This  
brings  
> > to mind Monsoon's favorite line:  "You know, the Nasty Boys just  
haven't  
> > been the same since they lost those coveted tag team belts..."  Well,  
the  
> > past is like that, you know.  Pit stops, flying elbow.  Nasty Boys  
win.   
> > Sags gives the camera a pit stop.
> 
> Sure... why not?  Lens needed cleaning anyway...  as for the #1  
contender
> debate, who really cares?  Whoever it ends up being won't matter.  The  
Nasty
> Boys, one way or another, will be the next WWF World tag champions...  
saldy.
> 
> > Bret Hart v. Repo Man (Monsoon, Hayes)  Repo's gotten a lot funnier  
lately.   
> > Good dancer, too.  He kept saying "Pay yer bills!" like it was  
meaningful.   
> > Monsoon said he'd like to see another Hart/Smith match (well, wouldn't  
> > everybody) and Hayes said the family couldn't take it.  After ten  
thousand  
> > two counts, Repo gets Hart into a small package which Hart rolls into  
> > *another* small package for the pin.  I was shocked, I expected the  
> > sharpshooter after all those 2 counts.
> 
> Nah... it didn't seem like it was THAT kind of ending they were going  
for...
> 
> On a different tack, does anybody else think Barry Darsow's jock strap  
is on
> just a touch too tight when he does those interviews...?  I mean, listen  
to how
> HIGH his voice gets...
> 
> > Whippleman says Kamala isn't afraid of Undertaker.  Kamala:   
> > "EEEHHHEHHHUUAAH..."
> 
> Say, I wonder if we can nominate this for Herb's awards... quote of the  
year.
> 
> > Jamison hands Mooney the phone.  It's Jack Tunney's office, they've  
fired  
> > Sean.  He has to turn in his "stupid jacket" and deposit a $500 check  
into  
> > Bobby Heenan's account.  Oh wait, it's not Tunney, it's Heenan.  I was  
> > fooled.  I was gonna miss Mooney.  Darn.
> 
> Funniest incident of the night.  Period.  Bar none.
> 
> > Clips of Bob Backlund in '78.  You can hear in the background,  
slightly  
> > muffled: "World...Wide...Wrestling...Federation...Champion..."   
Backlund of  
> > '92.  "I'm 43 and makin' a comeback..." Sensitive piano music (which I  
> > didn't like) in the background.  He's almost as old as Flair!
> 
> First of all, I had thought that Backlund had already hit 50... second  
of all,
> even if he's 43, he's still older than Slick Ric, who's only 42. (I  
think)
> 
> > Back in the studio, Hacksaw has heard one joke too many at Savage's  
> > expense,and he's filled with righteous indignation.  Of course,  
nothing  
> > comes of it except a board being thrown around.
> > 
> > The Undertaker v. Anonymous HNE (Monsoon, Heenan)  Interview segment  
of  
> > Wippleman/Kamala/Mr. Wrestling II, oops I mean Kim Chee.   UT wins,  
and if  
>                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> > Paul Bearer keeps makin' faces like that, it'll freeze, so help me.
> 
> Willing to try for Steve Lombardi?  No...?  Okay, how about Steve  
DiSalvo?  :-)
> 
> > Bushwhackers v. Beverly Brothers (Monsoon, Hayes)   
"Yaaaaaayyyyyy--ugh!"   
>                                                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> International phrase for "Stay clear of me!  I have gas!"  :-)
> 
> > This keeps the Bevs in the thick of the Tag Race  
> > along with the Jimmy Hart teams, as well as rising the Bevs to 2-0  
against  
> > the 'whackers on TV this year.
> 
> Uh-huh... sure they are.  They only lost the title match at SS, and they  
lost a
> dark match to the Sheepwhackers at WM VIII.  They're REALLY in the hunt  
now...
> 
> 
> The Candy Guru.

Everybody who fights the whackers is undefeated on TV...

Al
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