HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: yoo-hoo. you are saying the same shit over and over
Date: 18 Dec 92 22:39:59 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1992Dec19.002736.27376@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
> 
> WOW! That was FUCKING BRILLIANT YOU WORTHLESS SACKS OF SHIT. I had never
> heard these arguments before. Brilliant. Bringing up Vietnam, the falklands,
> AND WWII. You guys are fucking CREATIVE GENIUSES. Now fuck off.
> 
Yeah, I see. The CREATIVE SPORT GENIUS is speaking. Fuck yourself, and 
think something new, idiot.

> nothing personal,

everything personal. 

> r
> 
	Michele
>
From: cress@sam.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: CRAP ! (was Re: What Happened to *victims'* Rights?)
Date: 11 Dec 1992 16:01:53 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: sam.ksu.ksu.edu
Keywords: common sense ? BAH!


In article <jorngh.165.724098301@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
>
>What the hell, I thought you guys loved violence ? I mean
>you're americans and all that crap.

Your dumb shit, did you even *read* my article.  No where in it did I
ever advocate violence.
There is a huge difference between the meaningless victims' rights such as
suing if you fall on the sidewalk, and being a victim of a criminal action.
In today's court system the accused seem to have a huge advantage over the
people they assaulted.

>
>No, keep sticking your Colt's up your ass while watching
>re-runs of the Gulf-war over and over. You can't seem to
>get enough of it.

Why do keep bringing up the gulf war?  It wasn't even a big deal.
We went in and did what we were supposed to do and now it's over.
I didn't sit there and drool over the news when they showed a missile
firing.
In fact I got quite tired of the event dominating the news since
I had no relatives serving at the time.

>
>And do me a favor, PULL THE TRIGGER while you're at it.
>

Personally I would much rather stick around and refute your pathetic
followups and make you look like the moron you are.

Garrett
From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 20:43:30 GMT
Subject: Re: <<------------------------------------ LHO test
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

Another neutral response from neutral Sweden.


Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: krobinso@orange.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: K e n Suggests That We Fire Michele (was Re: what *really* is fnal.gov)
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 21:12:12 GMT

In article <1992Dec13.164639.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>
>Oh, shit! Now I have to deal with the M I N D L E S S    I D I O T.
>Well, let's try.
>
>In article <Bz7wzr.4nv@cs.psu.edu>, krobinso@orchid.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>> 
>> Posting from a government site and inserting the term "fuck" into the
>> seven sentences you posted is indeed a shining example of who works
>> for our government and why our government is slowly pulling America
>> down into the sewer system. 
>
>It is still *your* government. It represents you and all the americans.

Then perhaps we should fire you, for the number of posts you have
generated the past few weeks suggests that you are not doing any
valuable work for the government, and thus wasting taxpayers money.
Exactly what is your position and what do you do? K e n is certain
that posting to alt.flame is not one of the job duties.

>> K e n suggests that you apologize for your
>> rude behavior to citizens of other nations (from past posts) and initiate
>> standard washing procedures for your largest facial orifice. 
>
>I suggest you to fuck yourlsef.

And such childish behavior will only lead you to a life of illness,
seclusion, and darkness. K e n suggests that you change your ways.

>> Further
>> misbehavior will result in effective actions from the Department of
>> Information.
>> 
>> K e n   R o b i n s o n
>
>I do not give a shit. Not anymore.

That is physically impossible. One cannot stop the production of
excrement. It is a natural physical process which must occur in order
for your physical body to behave properly.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 00:10:03 GMT
Subject: butt-cheese and monkeys
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

Hey Jorn, are cindy's legs as hairy as yours? I had some friends from 
Norge (pronounced NorGAY) visit and their women had hairy legs and 
underarms.  I wasn't going to say anything and I tried not to have 
them catch me looking (you know how it is, its so bizarre you just
cant help it).
The funny thing was this was supposed to be normal.  Someone mentioned
that they looked like Monkey-Women..Oh, man.. these girls were just 
blown away..they immediately went out, bought razors and shaved their
legs..I dont even want to talk about their under arms... 

Oh yes, Jean-Yves or whatever the hell your sorry assed effeminate name is:
Do your countrymen in France really only change their underwear on the 
average of once a week?  What do you do, pry them off with a crowbar
and then use kerosene to disolve the butt-cheese? And dont tell me
you arent a Frenchman. You arent a Canadian. Ask any Canadian.

Merry Christmas.  Thankyou.
From: john@uwm.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: TEsting
Date: 13 Dec 1992 02:08:35 -0600
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

testing
Flame me if you wish, Bye, bye.
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.flame
From: draper@ais.org (Patrick Draper)
Subject: Re: Joke for you 10 percenters
Organization: UMCC
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 04:30:57 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.070614.8967@cs.tulane.edu> furnish@rs1.tcs.tulane.edu (william furnish) writes:
>So, a rotten Brit wants to complain about our use of force in the Somalia
>effort! I'll bet your old mum wasn't singing your tune when U.S. forces saved
>your sorry "arses" from "peace in our time" Germany! By the way, I seem to 
>remember a splendid little war of your own in the Faulklins. At least we now 
>can kick someone's ass and still be back in camp in time to watch the superbowl
>on satellite. Indeed, old bean.
>--
>William J. Furnish                                English Department
>email furnish@rs1.tcs.tulane.edu                  Philosophy Department
>				                  Tulane University
>

Yea, you tell them William. I've got a little house in the colonies and I'm
having a 4th of July party next year. You're invited and no LIMEY's will be
there..


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I might even invite some of my FRENCH buddies... and some INDIANS too...
yeah, that's the ticket.


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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: krobinso@orange.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: Re: Kevin Walsh: Unable to Determine The Difference Between Andy Hart and an Oily Rag (was Re: Texan dickwad needs some attention.)
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 21:55:27 GMT

In article <1167@dsbc.icl.co.uk> kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
>In article <Bz9Ipo.4A6@cs.psu.edu> krobinso@brickred.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>> In article <1154@dsbc.icl.co.uk> kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
>> >In article <Bz57LI.9J4@cmptrc.lonestar.org> andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
>> >> In article <1117@dsbc.icl.co.uk> kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
>> >> >sign up today and get one clue thrown in absolutely free.
>> >> 
>> >> It never ends. 
>> >>
>> >Listen, Texan dickwad - when I'm talking to the engine driver, I don't
>> >expect the oily rag to butt in.
>> 
>> Excuse me, Mr. Walsh, but by definition, Andy Hart is Andy Hart, and
>> thus Andy Hart cannot be an oily rag. You seem to be quite misinformed.
>> 
>> It would seem that your "free clues" are worth about as much as one
>> would pay for them.
>>
>It would seem, for once, that you do not have sufficient information
>to make a valid observation on this point.  You can tell Andy Hart
>is an oily rag by the way his posts ooze into alt.flame.

Posts do not "ooze" into a newsgroup. Communications are done via
wires. Things do not "ooze" through wires. K e n suggests that
you enroll in a beginner's physics course.

Now, it is plausible that Andy Hart may have the intelligence of
an oily rag, but he cannot be physically represented by such a
material. And further, how can one determine the method in which
a post is posted? It would seem that you lack the information to
quote on such processes.

>The demonstration version of my net.clues are available free for a
>limited time only and while stocks last.  I would suggest you get
>your order in today.  The price structure for the full version
>hasn't been finalized at this time but I can say, without a shadow
>of a doubt, that they WILL be worth as much as one would pay for them.

Your net.clues are irrelevant. They are not required, thus K e n
will make no attempt at purchasing items which serve no purpose.

>It seems that you should also obtain a net.life.  I'm sorry to
>be seen to advertize my products on alt.flame but there appears to
>be sufficient demand for me to do so.

The only demand at present would seem to be for individuals such
as yourself, Mr. Dobson, Jorn, Michele, and various individuals
residing within the confines of the United Kingdom, the United
States, and Canada. Perhaps not enough for profit potential, but
indeed, you could make sales with these misinformed souls.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy)
Subject: Re: A racist rears her ugly little head
Organization: Who, me???
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 20:32:23 GMT

In article <BzADB9.Gtp@world.std.com> rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama) sucks up to Liz:
>
>You might at
>least be interesting if you could offer some original thought
>on this subject but so far all you've done is run around like a
>chicken with it's head cut off screaming, "PC! PC!"

As opposed to the O'Trauma chicken running in circles after her screeching 
"RACIST! BIGOT!"??

Ah, Trisha, you're such a fucking hypocrite...

								- Kevin

"It's not a sin, Kev, I expect you to have a double standard, most
 netters do."
					Trish O Tuama
					<1991Jun14.015758.19146@world.std.com>
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: "Black Power" (was Re: Perot In '96 (Was Re: Test the flame))
Date: 14 Dec 92 20:29:58 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <1gg0d8INNl61@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:

>In article <1992Dec13.014939.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov 
>(Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>>
>>I spoke with blacks, and they told me that they not feel to be 
>>americans. I heard the RAP songs. I saw the riots on television. Who is 
>>going to change that? Do the american people think about that? 
>>That's what I would like to know. America is rich. But, for much less we 
>>had the Red Brigates on Italy. What about the "Black Power"? Just curious.

Get a clue.  Do you really know what you are talking about, or are you just 
throwing buzzwords around?

>Black Power is such bullshit.  We all know that if we ever had a march
>for White Rights and White Power that we would all immediately be
>labelled racist.  Yeah, it sucked that white people went to Africa and
>took black people and brought them to the New World to make them
>slaves because they were stupid enough to believe that skin color had
>anything to do with intelligence level.  Yeah, it sucks that blacks
>are discriminated against economically and socially.  But does that
>mean that we have to have affirmative action (quotas, which suck IMHO)
>and all these other laws to make up for what our ancestors did?  *I*
>didn't enslave you, and *you* weren't the one who was a slave; those
>were things that our *ancestors* did.  So, when does it end?  How long
>do we have to pay for things that happened long ago?

>                                                --liz

Many generations to come, I fear.  What is sad is that there are people on
both sides that keep the HATE burning.  It only takes a few (John Wiley 
Price in Dallas and Rodney in LA are but a few examples) to get many stirred 
up.  We may have an all out race war before it is over.  Flaming aside, 
we need to get along, damnit.

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 "Igornance and prejudice, confident their ways are best..."
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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jmkerrig@vela.acs.oakland.edu (KERRIGAN JOHN M)
Subject: Re: Americans are Screwy
Organization: Oakland University, Rochester MI.
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 03:37:19 GMT

In article <24466@hacgate.SCG.HAC.COM> sperdomo@samson.hac.com writes:
>In article 13078@bsu-ucs, 00dclefevre@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu () writes:
>In an article.. Cosmic the caped crusader wrote...
>        
>>First of all.. the shithead does not know what a return key does.. I have added
>>all of the carrage returns...
>
>Dickhead, if you widened your screen a little bit, you wouldn't not have to bother with carriage returns.  What type of machine are you using?  
>
>>I'm a damn citizen of this country, that's who I am, and I have every right to
>>talk bad about any American instution I want... and you are right.. I never
>>tried to get in the military and I never will, because it is filled with
>>mindless dumb-shits like you.  
>
>
>Yes, you are an American citizen; probably one who would want to do away with the military.  Let's assume this happens, and the U.S. is attacked because of its vulnerability.  You're fudgepacking with your boyfriend, while badmouthing the military, and all of a sudden, a Canadian busts down your door about to kill you.  Now you start wishing the military had never been destroyed.  You start whimpering, "If only our boys (the military) can come and save my homosexual ass!!!!"  NO WAY CUNT, YOUR DEAD. 
>
>
>
>ET YOU DIE; NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAG, BUT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE THE IMPORTANCE OF A MILITARY.
>
>-cosmic
>
>
>
>


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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: JORN the Beatmaster
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 18:38:32 GMT

In article <jorngh.189.724376875@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
> Are you on big drugs or something ? As I've pointed out before
> Norway DID send a field hospital unit complete with crew and
> doctors. Together with the Danes we had two warships patrolling
> the Gulf.

JORN STOKEUM BIG PEE-PEE!! JORN THINKUM TWO WARSHIP BIG AND POWERFUL!! Wow.
Two WHOLE battleships JORN? I guess you're right, Norway *IS* the most powerful
nation in the world!! 
 
> On top of that we also supported the war economically ...

I can only imagine the suffering that you all had to endure because of the HUGE
economic commitment.

--The Phantom 
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Graley, and cute graphs
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 19:04:36 GMT

The British have critized the Americans for using too many polls. I have now
found something that they do, which annoysthe hell out of me. Graphs. Graley
seems to have found God in the creation of graphs. I have thought of my own,
which I believe should have considerable bearing on Graley. These graphs have
been inspired through the language of his posts.

GRALEY-O-METER (Size of Penis, in mm, when at rest):

*-----50----^55-----60-----65-----*
	    |
	    |
      this is when he is asleep

WITH WIND FACTOR: (Walking into the wind)

*-----50-----55--^--60----65----*
		 |
		 |
            this should be obvious

BEFORE FLAMING:

*----55----60-^--65----70----*
	      |
	      |
	He is now sitting at the terminal, thinking...and thinking...

AFTER FLAMING:

*----25----30---^35----*
		|
		|
	It should be obvious as to what happened.

--The Phantom
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper)
Subject: Re: BAD NEWS YOU PISSANTS  <===== YEAH!
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 00:08:19 GMT

In article<1992Dec13.145008.1@fnala.fnal.gov>, dallagata@fnal.fnal.gov
(Michele Dall'Agata) wrote:

>> Hmmmm... that piquant retort sounds familiar. I wouldn't have used it
>>       to you earlier, Michele, would I?
>> 

>Shit happens. Yes, now I remember.  You did. SO? It was the first thing
>that one could think when he reads something like what Andy wrote.

Michele-to-English translation: "I'm too brain-dead to think of an
original flame. I have no use, not even as cheap dog food. How do I
get a life?"
And the answer to your implied question, Mikey, is to go see Kevin
Walsh. Maybe he'll even throw in a clue for free.

Tep
-- 
Did you really think I spoke for anyone else? Boy, you're gullible!
From: liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: "Black Power" (was Re: Perot In '96 (Was Re: Test the flame))
Date: 13 Dec 92 18:46:00 GMT
Organization: WPI - so much stress we're giving it away!
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigwpi.wpi.edu

In article <1992Dec13.014939.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov 
(Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>
>I spoke with blacks, and they told me that they not feel to be 
>americans. I heard the RAP songs. I saw the riots on television. Who is 
>going to change that? Do the american people think about that? 
>That's what I would like to know. America is rich. But, for much less we 
>had the Red Brigates on Italy. What about the "Black Power"? Just curious.
>

Black Power is such bullshit.  We all know that if we ever had a march
for White Rights and White Power that we would all immediately be
labelled racist.  Yeah, it sucked that white people went to Africa and
took black people and brought them to the New World to make them
slaves because they were stupid enough to believe that skin color had
anything to do with intelligence level.  Yeah, it sucks that blacks
are discriminated against economically and socially.  But does that
mean that we have to have affirmative action (quotas, which suck IMHO)
and all these other laws to make up for what our ancestors did?  *I*
didn't enslave you, and *you* weren't the one who was a slave; those
were things that our *ancestors* did.  So, when does it end?  How long
do we have to pay for things that happened long ago?

						--liz

--
bite me, fan boy
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: in American defense...
Date: 16 Dec 92 23:07:16 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <1992Dec16.193356.1270@physchem.ox.ac.uk> pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Pete Biggs) writes:

>Is it possible to have "good population sample" of Americans?
>They are all a bunch of wierdos.  

Oh, right, like a limey has any room to talk about wierdos.

>Educated Americans - not a hope.

Don't even get me started on that.


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From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: F__K
Keywords: Walsh, lame as ever.  Lamer even.  The absolute lamest.
Date: 10 Dec 92 16:29:17 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

In article <1081@dsbc.icl.co.uk> kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
>So you complain about someone including loads of quoted text and
>adding a "little gem" onto the end.  At least the Canadians have
>the mental agility to create a "little gem."  What was your
>followup (after quoting loads of text)?  "Hope you feel better."
>
>"Hope you feel better?"  Yeah right, nice one cowboy.  That really
>socks it to the Canadians.
>
>Yeeeee haaaaaaarrrr - rope 'em in an' brand 'em, 'ol timer.

So, you think this crap is any better?  "Yee-haaar?"  That's what Fergie 
said to her Texan lover as he rode her.

Sorry, can't write any more gems.  They're taking the system down in 7     
minutes to add another disk drive in order to accomodate the loads of 
worthless crap you post.

Toodle pip, Fuckweed.

-- Andy
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.)
Subject: Re: British Empire Loyalists
Organization: T.S.A.K.C.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 03:26:49 GMT

liz@hikita.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) petulantly
pouts:
-><y=k284j@rpi.edu> keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.) 
->>liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) whines:
->>->I see we're going to flame all threads that I am in.  
->>
->>what the fuck do you expect when you're posting only to
->>alt.flame?

->Oh sorry...I guess some people feel it is their place to butt into a thread
->that didn't involve them to begin with

of course it involved me and whomever else wanted to be
involved you silly git. you posted it for the world.
try email for your confidential and private
conversations.

->I just love it when the old timers have been here so long they think

don't pout now, you'll catch on.

->>i think we'll add your remark to alt.flame's list of
->>cluless newbie blunders.

->I guess I'm still a newbie until I've been here for years and years

that remains to be seen. some people are perpetual
newbies. your case hasn't been decided yet.

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Subject: WITTY: The American Graley
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 18:24:58 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

Dim-Witty is the American version of J.ust S.tupid Graley.

-- Andy