From: z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson)
Subject: Re: Boss Peeve
Reply-To: z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson)
Organization: McOlsen's Lutefisk Burgers -- one served.
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 02:54:49 GMT

jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu ( Twin Message Stackers in Training) writes:
> z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Lonely Boy) writes:

>Some moths *do* eat linen, and I think there are a few high-brow species
>that eat silk.  No knowing (or much caring to find out) about your taste
>in undergarments,  I am, of course, at a loss to determine which type
>of moth resides in your undies drawer.

	My taste in undergarments runs towards the comfortable, since I
firmly believe the term "hang loose" is best ignored when it comes to
ManTools and other portions of the anatomy.  Now then, the only moths
we have here in Iowa are corn moths.  What do they eat?  Tourists.

>Actually, I don't think any of my friends have scanners either.  I take it
>that my ASCII pix were not explicit enough, eh?  Sorry.

	There's only so much resolution to be had on an 80x25 matrix, and
as you might imagine the color contrast was also quite poor.

>You don't score many
>points for ranking on MA - first off, it's too easy a target, and secondly,
>I'm not even antive, so it don't hit home.  Incidentally, I live in North-
>ampton, which your tabloid-reading buddies can tell you was dubbed "Lesbian-
>ville, USA" by the National Enquirer.  Although I'm not a dyke myself, you 
>can probably work in a few good jabs about Northampton, where the women are
>men, and the men have blue balls....

	Lemme guess, the houses don't have a stud in them -- it's all tongue
and groove?  You're right, though, MA is too easy a target, but the inherent
peeve-worthiness of the state serves to make nipple inspection not worth
the drive.  Perhaps the next time the USS Constitution sails and I'm in the
area I'll be sure to drop you mail.  We'll have to conduct the inspection
using either dry ice or in a meat locker since the Constitution sails on
Independence Day, but such trifles can be overcome.

>I never said I look like Geoff, merely that I am as likely to resemble him
>as the big-butted Bertha you dreamed up for your last flame.  I don't
>look like either of these. I look like beauty incarnate ;-)

	You look like a '52 Vincent Black Shadow?  If that's the case,
you're lying about your bra size.  As we all know, the Vincent was posessed
of some truly large and throbbing jugs.

>I figre it ain't the size it's how well they defy the law of gravity.

	Size x Gravity Defiance = K, generally.  Choose your side.

>>	Oh, sure, *bragg* about your proximity.  See if I care.  Harrumph!
>
>You *shouldn't* care.  They're only b-cups, and therefore of no interest
>to you.  Now go 'way...

	I was here first, twinkle-tits, and while you appear to have what
it takes to make it here in Peevetown, ear-warmer is not going to be your
occupation.  Eye-candy, perhaps, but certainly not ear-warmer.  Now if
you had a flat spot on your head...

>>	Hey, *you* were the one making disparaging remarks about my
>>imaginative abilities.  Now you think they're fairly good?  Good enough,
>>probably, but then again I figured Claudio to look like Gene Simmons.
>
>Taht's better'n me - I figured Claudio to look like Jean Simmons...

	Further reason to avoid MA at all costs -- it will soon be a large
pile of radioactive ash, the plus side being that there will finally be
adequate parking in the Boston area.

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<Dan Sorenson, DoD #1066 |"I see angels on Ariels in leather and>
<z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu | chrome, Swooping down from heaven to >
<viking@iastate.edu      | carry me home."   ---    R. Thompson >
<ISU thinks I need more education, which they provide for a fee.>
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