HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Personal message for 'doc'
Keywords: !
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 02:04:07 GMT

jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:

>derek@nezsdc.icl.co.nz (Derek Tearne) writes:
>>Should find out soon it's Friday now.
>...and it looks like I still have my account intact, doesn't it? :)
>I guess old Paulie stuck his foot in his mouth again.  Lamer....

Looks like I decided to actually wait until the deadline expired before doing
anything.  I've now sent mail to postmaster and root at your site.  If that
doesn't get the desired response, I'm going to phone your dean.  If that
doesn't get the desired response, I'm going to bill your computer centre for
the time and money I've spent on your stupid forgery.  As a consultant, I
bill $150/hour.  I've spent at least 4 hours on this thing.  Add to that the
costs of modem time from all that mail your forgery netted me, and I think I
could make a case for billing you $700 plus collection costs.  As a
consultant, I _do_ know how to collect from accounts that wont pay.  Try and
get a car loan, mortgage or lease when you have a collection agency after
your ass.

Looks like you should have taken the easy way out, and apologized.  I'd
still settle for that, but if I have to go any higher...

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
I used to homebrew computers, now I homebrew beer.  Is this progress?
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (rachel j. perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Q: Eating live monkey brains
Date: 16 Oct 92 20:10:52 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <4698@moscom.com> de@moscom.com (David Esan) writes:
>In article <22648@venera.isi.edu> mick@venera.isi.edu (Mick O'Donnell) writes:
>> I'm trying to track down factual (??) reports about this urban myth
>>about societies who eat munkey brains, straight from the owner's skull
>>(alla Temple of Doom). Anyone know if any kulture actually did this
>>stuff?  Which culture?
>> Where the monkeys still alive at the time?
>
>WARNING:  Don't read this just before lunch if you have a weak stomach.


what about after lunch? what if the lunch is the aforementioned primate 
innards? then what, dave?

rachel "now, where are those chopsticks" perkins
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From: starfish@stein.u.washington.edu (Sarah Skovronsky)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Feets too big
Date: 12 Oct 92 03:38:28 GMT
Organization: University of Washington

Here's a story I'd heard a long time ago, and now that I find myself wearing
a neat (but too large) pair of shoes, I wonder at its truthfulness:

The way I heard it, if you wear shoes that are too big for you, your feet
will *grow and spread to fill your shoes,* thus increasing your shoe size
*permanently* to the over-large size you were so carelessly wearing.  This
is more important to women, I expect, since we think of dainty feet as
something to be proud of.

(I should go bck to foot-binding...)

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From: torsten@cwis.unomaha.edu (Torsten Wesley Adair)
Subject: Re: "Lost In Space" was better
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 21:07:34 GMT

dascoser@cybernet.cse.fau.edu  writes:
> lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner) writes:
> > In article <gFTTRB4w165w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu> sasha@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Da
> > >P.S:  If you ever get the chance, listen to Bill Mumy (Will Robinson) 
> > >      speak.  Amusing stories on the set of LIS and its fun talking to 
> > >      one half of Barnes & Barnes (yes, he wrote "Fish Heads")  - S.
> > Are you saying that Billy Mumy penned:
> > Fish Heads, Fish Heads, Roly Poly Fish Heads,
> > Fish Heads, Fish Heads, eat 'em up, Yum!
> > cj "I prefer Three Dead Newts (see how they rot)" l
> 
> Yes he did. He even penned at Star Trek Tribute song called "Goodbye old 
> Friends" which has the lines
> "At least least six features found their place,
>  It still beats watching Lost In Space."
> (Anyone out there got the complete lyrics?
> Dascoser
> "Live long and prosper and floss daily" -- Billy "Art Barnes" Mumy

Bill Mumy is a member of the group "Seduction of the Innocent".  It is made
up of mostly comic book/strip industry people.  SotI performed at the San
Diego Comic Con, and has a CD/tape available.  Max Allan Collins (Dick Tracy,
mystery writer) is a member.  Mumy has also written some stories in the new
"Lost in Space" comic book, which fills in a few holes of the series.

Torsten at Omaha	Henry Wallace is better than Dan Quayle
From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Citecheck Hell)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Is the electric chair an Edison publicity stunt?
Date: 9 Oct 92 14:45:10 GMT
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations

In article <1992Oct8.093046.59527@cc.usu.edu> slb3y@cc.usu.edu (Punk Rocketeer) writes:
>In article <Bvrw57.Fxu@hatch.socal.com>, richg@hatch.socal.com (Rich
>Greenberg) writes:
>> That is essentially the way cattle are killed at the entrance
>> to the packing plant.  An air-operated hammer.
>
>     And according to a friend who used to skin the ex-cattle, it
>doesn't always work the first time.  Because of that, he preferred the
>bloodier work on the finally-dead animals.  Not as humane as it
>sounds at first.

All of this doesn't sound quite kosher.

Ted "where's a schochet when you need one?" Frank
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From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Citecheck Hell)
Subject: Re: "Lost In Space" was better
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 02:04:33 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.211541.19306@news.unomaha.edu> torsten@cwis.unomaha.edu (Torsten Wesley Adair) writes:
>lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu  writes:
>> In article <1992Sep30.025642.14492@rchland.ibm.com> jdahl@rchland.vnet.ibm.com (Jared Dahl) writes:
[19 lines included from previous post for mysterious reason, deleted]
>> >GET A LIFE!!
>> 
>> Isn't Bob (or Ray?)'s son in that show?
>	Chris is Bob's son.
>
>	Torsten at Omaha	Marijuana vs. Television

I'd fire the frozen chicken cannon, but in the words of Admiral Stockdale,
"Um... um... er..."

Ted "why did they name an Irishman Scotty?" Frank
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From: smith@ctron.com (Larry Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Stone Age Sex
Date: 9 Oct 92 19:51:56 GMT
Reply-To: smith@ctron.com
Organization: Cabletron Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Oct1.181411.26686@hubcap.clemson.edu>, jlysagh@hubcap.clemson.edu (james joseph lysaght) writes:
 >Chuck Adams <chuck_adams@qmail.ssc.gov> writes:
 >>In article <1992Oct1.154114.12342@hubcap.clemson.edu>
 >>jlysagh@hubcap.clemson.edu (james joseph lysaght) writes:
 >>>snopes%club33@stlth.enet.dec.com (snopes) writes:
 >>>>In article <1992Sep29.161258.979@hubcap.clemson.edu>, 

 >>>>Maybe he was the world's first felon.

 >>>Well, wouldn't he be the victim of the first felon?  I was always tought
 >>>that Cain of the Cain and Able story was the first felon so maybe our
 >>>poor butt plugged friend here is Able?

 >>I don't know if he was Able, but he was apparently Willing.

 >Now now, there is no evidence either way of that, lets say he was
 >allegedly willing...

Are you telling us he wasn't Ready?

Larry Smith (smith@ctron.com)  No, I don't speak for Cabletron.  Need you ask?
-
Liberty is not the freedom to do whatever we want,
it is the freedom to do whatever we are able.
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From: snopes%club33@stlth.enet.dec.com (snopes)
Subject: Re: Kirk vs. Picard
Organization: Just put everything on the floor; I can find it.
Date:  7 OCT 92 19:12:02    


In article <1992Oct5.171003.20704@sfu.ca>, 
  pinette@fraser.sfu.ca (Gandolf the 23rd) writes...

>Kirk is completely wreckless and if you don't believe me
>ask anyone on the ship who wore a read shirt...

>As a final note, I would like it stated that no matter who won, one
>thing is certain, Kirk would do a shoulder role, his shirt woulg gety
>ripped and Bones would just stand there and say 'Dam it Jim be careful!'

Apparently, Star Trek fans are at the forefront of a post-literate society.

 - snopes

ObUL: This is the real post that causes disks to fill up.

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From: firestar@leland.Stanford.EDU (Lipton Ann Meredith)
Subject: Re: Kirk VS Picard (was "Lost In Space" was better)
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 92 18:54:12 GMT


> Actually, I believe the T stood for Taffeta; ie - James Taffeta Kirk.
>

I think I like that version best :-)

Firestar


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From: jrs@zippy.unet.com (John Switzer Frame 3.0)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Publishers Clearing-House UL?
Date: 17 Oct 92 00:21:36 GMT
Organization: Network Equipment Technologies, Redwood City

In article <1992Oct9.142225.9172@javelin.sim.es.com> gfowler@javelin.sim.es.com (Gary Fowler) writes:
>This morning, the guy I car-pool with told me a story that smells like
>an UL.  A bag of unopened Publishers Clearing-House Sweepstakes entries was
>found illegally dumped.  All the entries had one thing in common.  They didn't
>order any magazines.  He said he saw it on the news, but i'm still suspicious.
>Can anyone prove or debunk this one?

This is probably true, but it doesn't mean anything deceitful is going on - 
depending on how the winners are chosen (pre-selected prize numbers, or random
drawing), the sweepstakes people can do this easily as long as they follow 
some simple rules. If the prize is via pre-selected prize numbers, all they
have to do is check the prize number which is usually displayed through some
part of the return address envelope. If a random drawing is being used, all 
they have to do is grab a few envelopes from the bag; these envelopes
will be thrown into the final selection bin. 

This is also how some other contests are done - for example, if your local 
radio station asks you to send in a postcard for a random drawing, they might
just keep only a handful out of each day's mail. All this does is disqualify
some people earlier than some others; however, it doesn't alter the overall 
probabilities of your card being chosen. (does it? probability was never 
my strong suit)
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Subject: Yeast
From: dignan@husc10.harvard.edu (Thomas Dignan)
Date: 13 Oct 92 15:23:38 GMT

 	Can one use yeast from a vaginal yeast infection to raise bread 
or to ferment beer? It was recently suggested to me that there is a 
distinct marketing possiblity behind products made this way.



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From: jordan@castor (USENET's Chuck)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Headless cheerleaders and other bits & pieces
Keywords: accidents injuries
Date: 8 Oct 92 19:21:50 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia

In article <1992Oct7.140033.1627@HQ.Ileaf.COM> hal@HQ.Ileaf.COM (Hal Wadleigh) writes:
>Having helped stuff a few body bags, I can assure you that decapitation in 
>accidents and plane crashes is fairly common. 

I think this should be nominated for the best opening line for a post in
all of A.F.U.

At least it should be a new AFU motto or something.  I don't know, I just
like it.

Chuck "It was a dark and stormy night, so I can assure you that..."
Jordan
-- 
                  Chuck Jordan | jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu
SPY Magazine's 1,000 Reasons Not to Vote for George Bush:
NO 269: One hundred forty-eight US soldiers were killed in the Gulf War.
NO 274: Estimates of Iraqi casualties have run as high as 400,000.
From: neath@brazil.psych.purdue.edu (Ian Neath)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Oranjello
Date: 16 Oct 92 22:37:25 GMT
Organization: The act of organizing or the process of being organized

In article <1992Oct15.171659.8064@cbnewsd.cb.att.com>,
barth@cbnewsd.cb.att.com writes:
   
> This sounds suspiciously like a permutation of a story Moon Unit Zappa
> told about her little brother.  (I think it was when she and Frank were
> on Letterman.)
> As many of us already know, Frank Zappa named his kids Moon Unit, Dweezil,
> and Ahmet (sp?).  As Moon Unit told the story, Ahmet decided that he didn't
> like his name anymore, because the kids at school were calling him "Ahmet
> Vomit," so he wanted to be called Rick.  Frank said that was fine, so Ahmet
> told everyone he knew to call him Rick.  Unfortunately, the kids at school
> took to calling him "Rick The Dick," so he decided that he wanted to go
> back to being called Ahmet.

I saw Frank tell the story on Carson several years ago.  The final twist
was that the kids now called him Ahmet the Dick.


--
    Ian Neath, PhD     | There are four kinds of people in this world:
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From: derek@nezsdc.icl.co.nz (Derek Tearne)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Mixed up translations
Date: 12 Oct 92 05:54:19 GMT
Organization: Fujitsu New Zealand

In article <Bvw3ns.A2D@egsner.cirr.com> datri@egsner.cirr.com (Anthony Datri) writes:
>I was in the UK for two weeks, and didn't see a single Ford Prefect 8^(

This is due to a strange effect called RBS, or Rust Bucket Syndrome.  This 
effects any vehicle which is not innoculated at an early age and is exposed
to the ravages of a British winter. 

Take your next holiday in New Zealand,  you would stand a fairly good chance
of seeing a couple driving around.  

Derek "I had never seen one either - until I moved here" Tearne



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Some of the more aware dinosaurs were worried about the environmental
consequences of an accident with the new Iridium enriched fusion reactor.  
"If it goes off only the cockroaches and mammals will survive..." they said.
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From: torsten@cwis.unomaha.edu (Torsten Wesley Adair)
Subject: Re: "Lost In Space" was better
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 21:15:41 GMT

lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu  writes:
> In article <1992Sep30.025642.14492@rchland.ibm.com> jdahl@rchland.vnet.ibm.com (Jared Dahl) writes:
> >What a stupid thread!!
> >
> >"Clarabelle" was better than "Bozo"!!
> 
> Isn't that Capatain Kangaroo is better than Williard Scott?
	Willard Scott also played the first Ronald McDonald. 
> >"Chimpanzees" are better than "Orangutangs"!!
> 
> J. Fred Muggs vs. Clyde from Every Which Way But Loose?
	Lancelot Link vs. Mr. Ed 
> >"Pintos" are better than "Mavericks"!!
	Gremlins vs. Edsels
...
> >"TRS-80" was better than "C64"!!
> 
> I though it was Battleship Gallactica or Gallactica-80, or was it the
> song recorded by the Ventures: Walk, Don't Run '64.  (Or may it was When I'm
> 64?)
	Try AuH2O '64.
> >Any more?? I think I've heard this thread before!!
> >GET A LIFE!!
> 
> Isn't Bob (or Ray?)'s son in that show?
	Chris is Bob's son.

	Torsten at Omaha	Marijuana vs. Television

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From: streeter@cs.unca.edu (Tom Streeter)
Subject: Re: nail in Coca-Cola
Organization: University of North Carolina at Asheville
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 19:02:38 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.214815.27435@news.columbia.edu> lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner) writes:
>In article <1992Oct08.125630.20234@NeoSoft.com> arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>In article <7OCT199216324783@jane.uh.edu> vpaf5@jane.uh.edu (Kal) writes:
>>> >
>>> _My_ navel jelly contains sulfuric, and not phosphoric, acid.
>>
>>
>>My navel contains lint, not jelly.
>>
>>Perhaps you're thinking of KY jelly?
>>
>>
>>Stephanie "who put this pubic hair in my navel jelly?" da Silva
>
>Sounds more like Koromex.
>
>cj "Which spermicidal jelly tastes like chicken?" l

With a name like Koromex, it has to be good.
		       --Disraeli (maybe Gladstone)

Tom "it's a spermicide, rust remover, *and* a desert topping" Streeter
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Asheville, NC 28804                         |   mine alone.
From: kgg@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Kees Goossens)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: 666 and all that
Date: 13 Oct 92 14:50:38 GMT
Reply-To: kgg@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Kees Goossens)
Organization: The Lavatory for the Foundations of Computer Science

In article <9210131153.AA12105@deepthought.cs.utexas.edu> PCT601%SIRIUS.UKC.AC.UK@ib.rl.ac.uk (Robryche) writes:
>Disclaimer. I have become totally disillusioned with politics and think
>they should all be done away with, SDP, Labour and Tories alike. Bring
>back dictatorship, that's what I say.
>
In case you hadn't noticed, this is pretty much what the British political
system implements.  The scary thing is that the dictor doesn't know what
he's doing.

ObNo: 668. the neighbour of the beast.

Kees
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From: pwhitman@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Philip N Whitman)
Subject: Re: Oranjelo
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 18:32:59 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.182108.14613@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> pwhitman@magnus.ac
s.ohio-state.edu (Philip N Whitman) writes:
>-Neal Whitman
Whoops, sorry about that etremely short last posting.  I was following up
someone or other's story about the children named Alpha, Beta, etc.
As I was saying, I met this guy in my Boy Scout troop in 5th grade, whose
name was Gordon Lawrence.  Later on I met his older brother named Fabian,
and later still I met another brother older than both of them, and his
name was Evan.  That was when I found out the full story: that they were
merely the last three of seven children, named (in order of visitation)
Alan, Brian, Caren (I think), Dian, Evan, Fabian and Gordon.  After that
I felt kind of sorry for Fabian, stuck being the 6th kid who had to get
the weird name just so it'd conform to the pattern his parents had set up.

-Neal Whitman
From: slb3y@cc.usu.edu (Punk Rocketeer)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Presidential Succession History
Date: 14 Oct 92 16:30:25 MDT
Organization: Omega:  The Final Solution

In article <Bw4r1x.M1@news.cso.uiuc.edu>,
catstyle@deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu (Jason R. Heimbaugh) writes:
> I assume that the Secret Service would have no qualms about shooting down an
> aircraft onto a busy street to save the President, but what if it were
> flying over Capital Hill, would they wipe out an entire Congress to save
> the President?

Please?

Patrick "pretty please?" Clark
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From: kjenks@gothamcity.jsc.nasa.gov
Subject: Re: Mixed up translations
Originator: kjenks@gothamcity
Keywords: famous rocket scientists
Organization: NASA/JSC/GM2, Space Shuttle Program Office
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 19:11:24 GMT

In article <PBsNr*gr6@deepthot.cary.nc.us> jay@deepthot.cary.nc.us (Jay Denebeim) writes:
>In article <16875F9F1.MJFORRES@SUVM.SYR.EDU>, maurice writes:
>
>> Anybody famous ever shoot off a rocket?
>
>Werner Von Braun?

Konstantin Tsiolkvosky?
Robert Goddard?
Bob Sieck?

-- Ken Jenks, NASA/JSC/GM2, Space Shuttle Program Office
      kjenks@gothamcity.jsc.nasa.gov  (713) 483-4368

     "The earth is the cradle of humanity, but mankind will not stay in
     the cradle forever." -- Konstantin Tsiolkvosky
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From: starfish@stein.u.washington.edu (Sarah Skovronsky)
Subject: Re: Hey! Check out this Frequently Asked Questions List or be FAQ'd!
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 01:22:21 GMT

tjc50@juts.ccc.amdahl.com (Terry Carroll) writes:

>In article <26718@dog.ee.lbl.gov>, twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (TWChan@lbl.gov) 
>writes:
>>   - Poinsettia salad

>Please spell this as "Pointsetta" in future editions of the FAQ.  I need some 
>nitpicking thing to correct.

Acquire a dictionary, Terry.  POINSETTIA, according to the American Heritage
Dictionary, Second College Edition.  One of MY pet peeves is the mispronun-
ciation (as well as misspelling) "pointsetta."

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