HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System)
Subject: Re: Dolph Lundren
Reply-To: jota@iguana.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins)
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA, PORTUGAL.
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 17:41:14 GMT

In article <Jsr.00hs@Xyzzy.equinox.gen.nz> Jsr@Xyzzy.equinox.gen.nz (J S Russell) writes:
>rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>: Because of his name, are Japanese fishermen constantly
>: trying to throw fishing nets over Dolph Lundgren?
>
>HAW HAW HAW                                 
>I GET IT!@#                                 
>                                            
>DOLPH LUNDGREN SOUNDS LIKE DOLPHIN!!@!@@                 
>                                            
>I GET IT !!@!@@!                            
>                                            
>HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.
>
>--
>jsr@xyzzy.equinox.gen.nz 
>Have a nice TMA

	haw haw haw this haw guy haw is haw a haw real haw asshole HAW !

	Get a grip on yourself, ok ?

----
 joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.UUCP
 
 "Carpe Diem, she muttered, and laughed. We seize the day.	
  Well, sometimes, the day seizes back !" (Psychodrome) 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade
From: positron@engin.umich.edu (Jonathan Scott Haas)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 05:53:55 EDT
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor

arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>> donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:
>>> >> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>> >> But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>>> > Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>>> This must be the worst cricket match I have ever attended. 
>>Excuse me, but is this the way to the Galleria?
>Defending Kumquats and Kiwi Fruit are noble pursuits.
Yes, but my great uncle is as stupid as paste.


-- 
__/\__  Jonathan S. Haas         | Jake liked his women the way he liked
\    /  University of Michigan   | his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-
/_  _\  positron@engin.umich.edu | fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and
  \/                             | covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I Am Not Making This Up
Date: 8 Sep 92 12:30:01 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742

In article <1992Sep7.161633.29158@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>
>LIVE at the University of Virginia's Memorial Gym, Saturday, Sept. 12--->
>
>THE VILLAGE PEOPLE
>
>god, i though they were all dead, or something
>sounds like a good show to share needles at!!!!



You know, right now I'm trying to restrain myself from driving home
and rummaging in my room for that bumper sticker I got ages ago that
says "Mothers, don't let your sons grow up to be 'Hoos" and stick
it on my car.

Stay away from those fratboys and that weird shit they snort up
at "Mr. Jefferson's university," robby boy.


yong-mi
but then you could *already* be a fratboy who threw up in the quad
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: [TA]lk.[B]izarre Mad Lib
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 19:20:09 GMT

waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon) writes:
: 
: In article <BuJzDB.C13@rice.edu> andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J.  
: Solberg) writes:
: <t.b. personality>  Carasso
: <verb>  lacquer
: <sports>  lacrosse
: <adverb>  lackadaisically
: <Wayne Gretzky's name>  Wayne Gretzky
: <verb>  lack
: <noun>  lackey
: <expostulation>  Lackaday!
: <adjective>  lace-covered
: <verb>  lacerate
: <noun>  laccolith
: <noun>  lacewing
: <verb>  lace
: <noun>  lac
: <verb>  lactate
: <noun>  lacuna
: <noun>  lacework
: <t.b. personality>  CJ
: <noun>  laches
: <noun>  lachrymator
: <adjective>  laconic
: <noun>  laciniation
: <verb>  ladle
: <t.b. personality>  Greg Nowak
: <thingy>  whatchamacallit
: <verb>  lade
: <body part>  lacrimal gland
: <adjective>  lackluster
: <noun>  lad
: <noun>  ladykiller
: <body part>  lacteal
: <verb>  swing

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"You better hope and pray that you're gonna awake
 Back in your own world..."  ---Shakespear's Sister
Current Album--Weird Al Yankovic:In 3-D
Current Read--Robert Heinlein:The Past Through Tomorrow
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29068 alt.sex:28543 rec.humor:27979
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,rec.humor
Subject: Re: SMILEYS
Date: 6 Sep 92 20:08:30 GMT
Article-I.D.: athena.1992Sep6.200830.6819
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <j-mn#zc.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:
>
>CAN EVERYONE POST THEIR OWN VERSION OF THE SMILY DICTIONARY!
>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SMILEYS?  WHY?  
>PLEASE POST YOUR OWN COPY!  THE MORE THE BETTER!!!
>
>POST POST POST!
>
>.
>.
>-- 
>
>IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
>COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
>MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR

Hey Carasso!  Here's yer stupid ascii picture:
		|
              ||||__
	      |  |

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon)
Subject: short shameful confession
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 04:52:30 GMT


Although I do not usually include a ThisPostIsShit disclaimer within  
my posts, it is intrinsically there.

Now you all can rest easy, for those who were trying to entangle  
wisdom into my postings.
--
Uner kannt durch's marchenland
  -Duh Dodson
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: Piers Anthony Fans
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
	<1992Sep14.131413.16352@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 23:58:56 GMT
Comments: Sock it to me with apathy


"Rob" == Rob Dobson <rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU> writes:

Rob> How can you read this piers anthony crap? I got over that butt-licking
Rob> [section where piers anthony thinly sliced deleted]
Rob> a real author.

And you know what's funny?  He claims that no one has ever heard of
"Dhalgren."  What a laugh.  (AND I SPELLED IT CORREKLY THIS TIME.)

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.
	    Cute signature quote by They Might Be Giants:
	       D, world destruction / Over an overture
	   N, do I need / Apostrophe T, need this torture?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Alex Portnoy to retire
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 05:16:47 GMT

I suppose you are all aware that Alex Portnoy turns 60 next year.
How are you going to celebrate?
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: How to Meet People
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 08:59:54 GMT
Organization: talk.bizarre wannabees

  A couple of weekends ago I spent my Sunday evening at one of
the local clubs, wearing only black drawstring pants, with 
curvilinear designs painted across my arms, face, and torso in 
luminous paint.  During the portion of the evening when I was
acting in my friend Kit's performance art piece, I additionally
had a nylon stocking over my face to make my features obscure 
and snake-like and sandpaper-covered bird perches taped to my
fingers for claws.  I spent a fair portion of the piece writhing
on the floor and making threatening snatches at a white lab coat.

  Now there are THOSE who would remind me that this is not bizarre,
because it could happen to any of us who have arty friends.  And
that's true.  The bizarre part is this:

  While I was in between performances, still bare-chested, and still
painted all over with luminous paint, all kinds of people wanted to
come up and talk to me -- including several very attractive young 
women.  I would have thought that my looking generally like a 
raving lunatic would have put them off, but it appears to be a point
of attraction.  (A strange attractor perhaps?)

  So, all you college students, if you're too shy to meet people, if
you're too shy to start a conversation with a girl (or boy) of your
interest, get out that luminous paint, strip off your shirt, and 
head down to the local dance hall.

  -- Clifton   (I enjoy picturing this.)

--
cliftonr@netcom.com -or- clifton_r@verifone.com
Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
donations to:  1524 Pensacola, #005  Honolulu, HI  96822
".sig still boring"  (but net access more consistent)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon)
Subject: What amazes me ...
Keywords: love you do who
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 16:53:18 GMT


......is the subtlety of it all

--
Uner kannt durch's marchenland
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Nineteenth century bizarre
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 16:37:38 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.162639.10517@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
>
>Tarantara tarantara.   :-)

That's

Tarantula, tarantula
When a spider bears his teeth
Tarantula, tarantula...

>	Mark (who never could figure out the last 2 words of the M.G's speech.)

I have the complete W.S. Gilbert in my office (next to Knuth), but I'm
not telling.  Look it up yourself.
--scott
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29939 alt.non.sequitur:42
From: arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: What I Learnt In College
Date: 14 Sep 92 02:09:22 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <1992Sep12.005845.6470@news.columbia.edu> gmw1@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Gabe M Wiener) writes:
>In article <1992Sep10.200544.11029@galileo.physics.arizona.edu> huber@soliton.physics.arizona.edu (Eric Huber) writes:
>>macroeconomic and but the fish fish fish
>
>We rehearse Tuesdays and Thursdays from 6-8 p.m.  You have to be able to
>sight-read though.
>
Then how many lurkers are there on this group?

Big Al.  Getting out of bed is an adventure for me.
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Echinoderm Lover")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Life Among the Deviants
Date: 10 Sep 92 16:31:43 GMT
	<24AUG199216380614@maximillion.mcc.com> <BtJIM9.EnK@news.larc.nasa.gov>
	<92239.200913U37533@uicvm.uic.edu>
	<MJD.92Aug27141616@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
Followup-To: alt.sex
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu's message of 27 Aug 92 18:16:16 GMT

In article <MJD.92Aug27141616@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Crass Westerner") writes:
>       A young woman of my aquaintance (`L.') propositioned me the other
>   day.  She wants to wax me.

I should add, that I met with L. on Tuesday, and afterwards someone
asked me how it went.  I said, ``Oh, that?  It didn't come off.''


Ho ho ho.  You can kill me now.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: djd33237@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Denny d'Alelio)
Subject: Newsflash
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 21:35:51 GMT

UPI reported today that Bush has withdrawn his candidacy for President.
He plans to join the grass-roots movement to elect the the new Perot ticket.

In a related story H. Ross Perot Has named George Bush as his running mate.

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29944 alt.non.sequitur:44
From: arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Date: 14 Sep 92 02:20:38 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <1992Sep13.043510.1056@gmuvax2.gmu.edu> mforbes@gmuvax2.gmu.edu (Michael L Forbes) writes:
>lipstick? and here, I thought we were talking about mirrored shades
>worn by venutian explorers?
No, White pants DON'T go with black pants.

Big Al.  actually, this group isn't really all that great for deep thoughts.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I need Dod Sod's US Mail Address.
Date: 15 Sep 1992 02:09:07 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: viper.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <920913.120200@acad.UUCP> Morrisa_Sherman@autodesk.com writes:
>
>In solidarity with his pro life stance, I would like to save my next 
>menstruation, put it in a doggie bag, and mail it to him that he may 
>give it a baptism and a decent burial.

If you get that address, tell me.

I think I can come up with a little something for Don.

c
(no pun intended)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: biggles@next02wor.wam.umd.edu (David "Dave" Smolar)
Subject: Re: Letterman Qoutes
Keywords: none
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 17:05:25 GMT

MICHAEL H. ALAIMO writes
> >--
> >====== Mike Levis   mlevis@ringer.cs.utsa.edu ======
> >"I believed what I was told, I thought it was a good   .--.
> >life, I thought I was happy.  Then I found something  (OS/2)
> >that changed it all..."  --  Anonymous, 2112  [Rush]   ~--~
> >
> ....I found that the player ate my Rush 8-track.  Oh well, I'll have to
> listen to Styx.
> 
> 
> -- 
> 
> 
> : MIKE ALAIMO       

		I can getcha "I, Robot", but that's it.  

			$49.99 + $2.64 S&H



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From: thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: vagile and sessile
Date: 8 Sep 92 22:43:57 GMT
Organization: International Foundation for Internal Freedom

dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:

>Finally, in the face of a newly raging trilobyte conspiracy in t.b, I
>was forced by considerations of my own safety to look up "vagile";
>found it was, "free roving" or "widely distributed", the antonym of
>"sessile", the word most appropriate to describe t.b afficionados, most
>of whom seem never to move out of arm's reach of their keyboards.

I'm too lazy^H^H^H^Hbusy to look it up, but I think these
words are technical terms for phases in the molluscan life cycle. 

-- 

Lance Norskog

Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: An unenviable position
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 04:44:35 GMT

<sigh>  Because of my principles, I seem to have gotten myself into the
position of flaming anybody who makes snide comments about Piers Anthony
on rec.arts.sf.written.

All it really does it make me realize how poor a flamer I am--I keep actually
trying to make points instead of resorting to as many ad hominem arguments as
I probably should.

No, I don't consider myself Piers Anthony's greatest fan, but I'm goddamn tired
of the way Anthony fans are considered second-class citizens merely my
profession of a single author preference.  I'm hoping that good old negative
reinforcement will work--maybe, for that purpose, it's better to have bad
flames, so people will just want me to stop...

I suppose I could extend my flaming franchise to talk.bizarre, if anyone really
wants to give me some more practice...Curtis?

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"You better hope and pray that you're gonna awake
 Back in your own world..."  ---Shakespear's Sister
Current Album--Suzanne Vega:Days of Open Hand
Current Read--Robert Heinlein:The Past Through Tomorrow
From: richard@npri6.npri.com (Richard Head)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Bumperstickers
Summary: Bumperstickers
Date: 12 Sep 92 23:58:14 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: NPRI, Alexandria VA

Does anyone know if there is an 800/mail order place that has an extended
selection of Car Bumperstickers or specializes in them?

Thanks!
-- 
richard@npri6.npri.com  <Richard Head>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: True Fact
Date: 08 Sep 92 20:12:14 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

Dick Clark is two years older than
Senator Edward Kennedy.

BENth
and Dick Clark is twice as old as I am.


Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29362 alt.fan.letterman:579
From: mlevis@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Mike Levis)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Letterman Qoutes
Date: 9 Sep 92 02:48:09 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <1992Sep8.201051.16040@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> awhitloc@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Andrea G. Whitlock) writes:
>In article <2466@rd1632.Dayton.NCR.COM> chenowet@rd1632.Dayton.NCR.com (Steve Chenoweth) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep8.002057.20804@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> mlevis@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Mike Levis) writes:
>>>
>>>"Help me!  Help me!  I'm hyp-no-tized!"
>>>(well, at least he makes a dumb *face*)
>>
>>As I recall it, Dave usually pronounces this hyp-Mo-tized.  It may be an
>[...]
>
>I remember it that way too.  And wasn't it also "Hep me!  Hep me!" before
>the hypmotized? ;)

You both are correct.  I was going to type "He'p me!  He'p me!
ahhm hyp-mo-tized!" but I figured Letterman fans would know
what I was talking about.  BTW, uhh... do ya want fries on that?  ;)
                                          ^^ (correct mis-spelling :)

>Andrea G. Whitlock @ The University of Texas at San Antonio, Division of MCSS
>Internet: awhitloc@ringer.cs.utsa.edu              whitlock@lonestar.utsa.edu
>          awhitloc@nereid.cs.utsa.edu              1mcagw@utsa86.utsa.edu
>THEnet:   UTSA86::1MCAGW                           SCCVAX::WHITLOCK_A


-- 
====== Mike Levis   mlevis@ringer.cs.utsa.edu ======
"I believed what I was told, I thought it was a good   .--.
life, I thought I was happy.  Then I found something  (OS/2)
that changed it all..."  --  Anonymous, 2112  [Rush]   ~--~
From: sally@anableps.berkeley.edu (S. A. Wilson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: In nova fert animus
Date: 10 Sep 1992 06:46:48 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: anableps.berkeley.edu



In nova fert animus mutats dicere formas corpora; di, coeptis
(nam vos mutastis et illas) adspirate meis primaque ab origine mundi
ad mea perpetuum deductie tempora carmen!


Paelice donata non protinus exuit omnem
diva metum timuitque Iovem et fuit anxia furti,
doncec Arestoridae servandam tradidit Argo.

Aethiopsaque suos positosque sub ignibus Indos
sidereis transit patriosque adit inpiger ortus

Sallia Wilsonae






-- 
That the play is the tragedy, "Man,"  \\\\\	Sally A. Wilson
  And its hero, the Conqueror Worm.    \\\\\	sally@mica.berkeley.edu
("The Conqueror Worm"			\\\\\
from Egar Allan Poe's _Ligeia_)		 \\\\\	Spud 	Peel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.politics.correct
From: biesel@javelin.sim.es.com (Heiner Biesel)
Subject: Re: RICHH: SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 15:55:43 GMT

farthing@leland.Stanford.EDU (ljf) writes:

>In article <79348@ut-emx.uucp> zeus@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Mark Gansle) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep7.123753.26432@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>,
>>rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>>|>Say what you want about liberals, RICHH, few women allow men dressed as nazis
>>|>to tie them up and beat them. Deal in reality, the liberal costume is working
>>|>fine for me.......
>>            
>>But then again, who wants to date women who don't shave, wear tie-dyed
>>shirts with no bra, and only eat granola and tofu? 

>I do, I do!  Now if only my boyfriend would let me...
 
Well, tell him that you're a grown person, and he's not your dad, then stomp
your little heels and tell him that you'll never ever let him wear that frilly
red outfit of yours again if he's going to act like a controlling brute, so 
there!

Then you can kiss and make up.

Regards,
       H. Biesel
       just call me Ann.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael Rigler)
Subject: Re: please continue
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Hawaii
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 01:22:12 GMT

>The summer of 2216 was dark and dreary.  The earth hadn't revolved in days,
>I could barely make out the government building thru the radioactive haze.
>A few yards to the east, the unending sunshine had set several trees ablaze.
>A lone man walked across the bleak landscape, face blistered by the awful rays,
past rows of blackened school children, still gripping their plastic trays.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Love-Song of J. Rictus Hep
Date: 11 Sep 1992 19:39:48 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: moccasin.cs.berkeley.edu

"In the rooms the women come and go,
 Talking of Oingo Boingo."

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: johna@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (John J. Allison)
Subject: short shameful confessions
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 03:53:34 GMT

I have a killfile.

I play Tetris while rn is junking articles.

I like how in vi, when you backspace while in
input mode, the letters do not erase until you
type over them or go back to command mode.
-- 
, jja
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Re: Birthright Party '92 feeler
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 00:47:26 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.175146.4163@asuvax.eas.asu.edu>, ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
# cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
# > I'm so sorry for taking this seriously.
# 
#      You don't know the half of how sorry
# you are.
# 
#      You've just been nominated.

Run, CJ, run!  You can win!

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

Desperately hoping to vote for someone like CJ someday.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: The Love-Song of J. Rictus Hep
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 20:07:23 GMT

In article <18qsm4INN25c@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>"In the rooms the women come and go,
> Talking of Oingo Boingo."

Go easy on him.

He's only a lad.

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Rictus Hep Is Surrounded By Elements of the Panzer Lehr Division at Bastogne
Date: Tue, 08 Sep 92 21:27:10 EDT
Organization: Finchreingebiet

"Nuts."

ljd