From: idx009@cck.coventry.ac.uk (the Crisco Kid)
Subject: Re: Introduction, or De-Muffining
Organization: Eris's Restaurant
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 21:31:13 GMT

In article <1992Dec18.024425.20791@cbnews.cb.att.com> eleanor@cbnews.cb.att.com (eleanor.j.evans) writes:
>In article <BzEILs.Gt8@cck.coventry.ac.uk> idx009@cck.coventry.ac.uk (the Crisco Kid) writes:
>>In article <BzDEq6.KCo@news.udel.edu> seamus@ravel.udel.edu (James G Dilmore) writes:
>>That's exactly why bearcodes are handy.  Who the asterisks is James Spader?
>>And - more operatively - what does he look like? (And if you say "Well,
>>he looks somewhat like Jim Dilmore", I shall spank you, d'you hear?)
><long, loud panting sounds> (How does one spell a pant, anyway?)

Oho... another prospective spankee, methinks.  I shall have callouses
if I'm not careful...

>sex, lies and videotape.  And lots of other stuff.  I don't know
>what UK video rental stores are like, but if they exist (hey, I
>haven't been there in a decade--sue me!), I'll bet there's a picture
>of James Spader on a box somewhere...  (I'm _really_ bad with
>titles, so I won't get more specific than that...)

Ummm.  I don't watch films, except rarely (no time/money), don't have
a video player (no time/money) or a television.  Anybody got a GIF
of this guy - or of Jim, for that matter?

>>OK, OK, I don't.  What's a bad hair day?
>
>Ever had a day where you could play with your hair for hours,
>and no matter _what_ you did to it, it still wouldn't look 
>good?  Or, if you did get assembled into something resembling
>attractive, it fell into its own evil plot within 15 minutes?

By that line of reasoning, I never have a good hair day.  It's
either too short or too long, a nondescript dark-brown, straight,
prone either to being sticky-up or floppy-down, depending on the
length, full enough of static to zap my nose when I pull a sweater
off.  It's too fine, and it takes centuries to dry if it's long,
and it *scrunches* if it's not scrupulously dry before I do anything
at all with it.

Now, if only my head-hair was as interesting as my pubes.  Or as
a pan-cleaner.  Or anything.  Its only worthwhile function is to
reveal a small interesting scar which people sometimes ask me about.

Crazily enough, people like my hair.  Some have even said that they
wished theirs were like it (these are usually people with flowing
red pre-Raphaelite curls, or long fair hair, or *dammmit* anything
that I'd prefer to mine).  My only reasoning to explain this is that
it's like when I tell people I come from York.  "Oh, how nice," they
say, "I'd really like to live there."  That's because they never have.
They can just wander over, admire, and don't have to live with the
reality of something that survives only by going back to 70AD, having
walls you can walk around, and being chokka with o-so-cute Ye Olde
Nintendoe shops.  I'm talking about York, not my hair, you understand...
>
>A good hair day is when your hair looks stunning all day,
>so that you catch yourself going "who is that handsome
>stranger" every time you catch sight of yourself in a
>reflective surface.  Even if your dog died, well, at least
>you're having a good hair day....

*seethe* o for one just one day when that might happen to me.

>Piglet, wandering off into a corner, babbling endlessly about
>        hair and days, and cute actors, and daze....

I bet *you*'ve got nice hair, Piglet.  And if you have, I shall
be grumpy.

				Kay
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