From: paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Icarus)
Subject: PLeSE To BEwaRE !!  ram lakhan repost.
Organization: The Net-Anarchists of SCI, Inc.
              Flaming Homer Division.
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 06:02:01 GMT

1] For those of you who have never seen the periodic postings of
   the entity that goes by the name of Udit Sharma, here is a 
   epistle from that village simpleton who went by the name of Ram Lakhan,
   that answered some of the questions that he raised.
   
   Acknowledgments due to The Ram Lakhan Consortium.
   This version differs slightly from the previous one.
   

2]

Start epistle
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	AND IN SEROUS MATER I AM NOW PIECE-MAKING of U IDIOT SHarma.

	This  UNDECENT ANIMAL is wrITIng:


>"DEAR" Immigrant Indian and Pakistani Men:
>
>WHY ARE YOU SO BLOODY EFFEMINATE?   Was there 
>something in the vitiated drinking water back home?   You 
>ambulate, run, sit (crossing your legs as if you have labia 
>to conceal), smoke (with the wrist raised and backwards 
>flexed) and converse like stereotypical homosexuals; in 
>fact, you do most everything  like women.   Why do you 
>shake hands as if your arms and hands are utterly 
>enervated; have you been masturbating to dangerously 
>excessive strata?   The situation is so egregious at times 
>that I have to admonish you (those of you who are my 
>friends) against being so effeminate in my presence. 
>
>
>
 	U IDIOT SHARMA what is tickling your behind side ?

    George Chackoo and S..Rao and PaULICARLUS are being western type 
    traitor Harpal CHOHAN , DORA SITARAM are only CLEVER INSULTERS 
    making fun out of english takes only.
    Alok WIJAYWORKIA and AJAYA SINGH GADHA are both SUPERSTARS from 
    teh ATT TELEphone COMPANY, who are getting money for posting nonsense.
   
    THIS IS ALWAYS KNOWN.

    BUT YOU ARE MAKING WHOLE ROUND WORLD UNDERSTANDING THAT YOU
    AZRE A FOOL by chance and misFortune only you become CITIZEN of
    AMERICA. 

	Do you moving aROund in SAcK TYPE PANTs, WITH CUtTInGS ON THE BACk SIDE ?
    Are YOUr sHaMElESS LADy FRIEnDS GETTIng EXCItEMENt FROM sUCH DISPLAY ?
    
	wE PEOPLES FROM bharat ARE IN THE HABIT OF CROSSING legs because
    we TAKE GOOD CARE OF PRECIOUS LOWER JEWELS, nOt LIKE YOU,
    who has nothing between legs to hide and offer freely to every 
    standing by and even the GADHAR AJAY SINGH who is travelling with pants 
    open.
    

    YOU ARE mENTIONIng teh mASTER BATTING is vry tred making.
    But why for I am now aSking you are Bringing criket into argment.
    Only GAVASKAR is MASTER BATTING. Even sometimes Vishwanath.
    Are you in claim you are in close with such PEOPLE ?

>
>DISCARD YOUR PANTIES.  Transform your fashions and 
>eliminate your effeminate persona !    Fertile vistas and a 
>scintillating Western universe await you.  Of course I too 
>will be a beneficiary, though an incidental one, of the not
>-so-brave changes you forge. 

	U IDIOTE IF YOU ARE MAKING PANTIES REMARKS ON FORAMS LIKE
 SOC CULTURE HOW WILL YOUR WESTERn WOMEN tolerate yOU ?
 THEY MUST BE CALLING YOU PANtYMASTER like we have collector of 
 tickets called T.T. on trains in INDIA.
 
	You are THINKING that your SUITEd booted figure wqill be in attraction
  for blondies are you not ? aRRE GADHE KE AULADH [descendant of ass]
  EXTERIOR  only paCKAGIng will not over come YOUR lack of gutts.


>association and categorization.   This "guilt" is a serious 
>cramp to procuring the heterosexual, decent - indeed 
>capital - action in this country.   (Of course, as you are 
>patently and unapologetically aware, human bovine action 
>remains readily available:  see Section 15 study groups at 
>Cleveland-Marshall College of Law - bovines abound !)  
>

  WHYFOR did Vivekananda become HERO of even GODLESS western world ?
  Was it because of NYLON half pans and NOOSE like ties ?
  Or Becuse HE took off PANTIES when making sPEEChes ?

He was wearing simple dhoti and was much admired by many fair ladies.
Why ?
Because he was a genius evn he never went to elite instuition like
CLEVELAND MARSHALL COLLEGE for COWS.

In the vILLAGe we wear only SIMPLE cLOTHes for covering the NAKED.
We are all knowing what is IMPORTANT is UNDER clothes and INSIDE head.

You are running after WESTERn WOMEN without waiting for INVITATION.
WHEN they will give dIVRCEMENt run to mUMMIE and make useless CRYING.

Our LADIES maybe very SHY (but that is sign of Indian girl),
but it is worth making effort.
Only useless WESTERN Culture aPists like you are running around with 
TONGU hanging out like DOG and get KICKKED like you deserve.
After then you post disGUSTIBle article in hatred way.

GOATS lIVING with tIGERs and mAKING pRETENCE that it is also TIGER,
one day BECOMe only GOATEES.

BECOME  WARNED, I WILL BREAK YOUR BONES INTO TOOTHPICKS,
AND USE AFTER MEALS. IF YOU ARE HAVinG ANYTHING LEFT AFTER KEEPING
LEGS OPEN, I AM CHALLENGING YOU TO NAME THE CAPITAL OF INDIA,
YOU WEsterEN TRAITOR< MIND OWN BUSIESS AND NOT DIstuRB THE 
BETTER PEOPLE. IF I EVER CATCH YOU AGIN, I WILL SHAVE OFF
ALL YOUR HAR AND HALF YOUR MUTACHE, AFTER THEN YOU CAN JOIN THE 
WETERN MUSIC LIKE MIKEL JAKSON.
CHANGE YOUR NAME TO U. IDIOT. SHAME.






i am RAM LakHaN,

and proud to be : INDIAN.


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End Epistle.


3] Stay Cool.
   Ram Lakhan Lives.
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