From: wai@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Benjamin Wai)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.anime
Subject: Life-with... "You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll turn hentai"
Date: 6 Oct 92 18:10:40 GMT
Reply-To: wai@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Benjamin Wai)
Organization: Purdue Animation Club headquarter, Purdue University

>another ..)
>Here's a collection of quotes I thought you'd all enjoy.  Theme?  Nah,
>just some things that made me laugh out loud .. :-)  Additions welcome.
>(I'll split the blackmail money with you.)
>

	I accidentally came across this file while I was clearing up my
	directory the other day. Ancient stuff, but just for a break.......

	I wonder how many of you still remember the stuffs you posted...  8)

	- B.W.


Life With ...
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Another entry to ;

Life With ...

Lum I told you to be carefull when you changed that lightbulb. You accid-
ently Zapped it, and the energy surge has blacked out the whole city.

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Here are some more additions to the Life With series, and are these
lines terrible or what?

from Dave "Radboy GO-o-o!" Cotelessa
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Life With Nadia

I went through all this trouble to make a HAM and EGGS breakfast
and a glass of crystal blue water, and she gets pissed!!
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Life With Grandis

She really has this fetish when I dress up like Captain Global...
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Life With Kumagai (from Patlabor)

Gee..maybe I shouldn't have sneaked up to her and jingled that fake
rat in her face.  HEY, HIROMI, will you help me bring her to the couch
and then fetch some water?
----

Life With Shin (from Area 88)

"JUST when I thought I was OUT, they pull me back in......."
(correct me on this pun if it's misquoted; you can guess where it comes from)

**A friendly word from*********************.-.*******************************
   .--.  .-..-.  .-..--..-.-,  .--..--.   / / a.k.a. Dave Cotelessa
  /  O) / O|| D)/ O)| O| \'/  / __)| O|  / /  <dcoteles@bonnie.ics.uci.edu>
 / /|| /   ||_//  O)`--' //  / (_ )`--' `-'
`-' `'`-^--'  `----'    `'  `.___.'    () "GET WILD AND TOUGH!" --City Hunter
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	...Kei and Yuri (the Dirty Pair)

	"It was GREAT! I've never dreamed of such beautiful, 
sensuous, passionate ladies...
	"... and then the planet exploded. Total bummer."

	Harmon Kahn (GUNDAM):
	"She was perfect; lovely, seductive, experienced...
then she stabbed me in the back."

	Soari Kido(Saint Seiya):
	"Her chest was like a pair of waterbeds..."

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Life with Nadia:
    "I wish you'd stop hiding the flyswatter every time I leave."

Life with Shinobu (Urusei Yatsura):
    "Ah, I see you decided to rearrange the furniture again."

Life with Deunan (Appleseed):
    "Look, what I *said* was we should do something about those
    neighborhood cats in our trash.  I *DIDN'T* mean we should turn
    the backyard into a MINE FIELD!!"

Life with Saori Kido (Saint Seiya):
    "Honey, I'm home!  How was your day? ... Hon? ... Saori?? ...
    Oh great, she's been KIDNAPPED again..."

Life with A-ko:
    "No, I *DON'T* want to go jogging.  You know I hate having to
    pick pine needles out of my socks..."

Life with C-ko:
    "Please, I didn't *mean* to choke on dinner!  Please don't
    cry!  We're at high tide already!"

and TimeLupn Rich's ever-popular Life with Kei:
    "Kei, we need to do the laundry; all I have left is a dirty
    pair of sGGGAAGGGKKKKkkkk---*"
--
_______________________________________________________________________________
Doctor Debug                |           Free TV            |  "Stupid" is a
mfrose@caen.engin.umich.edu |  --------------------------  |    boundless
I Am The Enemy.             |   You Get What You Pay For   |     concept.

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(From Anime-L list one day...)

Subject: Re: Life with...

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Heh heh...

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Article: 6509 of rec.arts.anime
From: resst11@unix.cis.pitt.edu (Ryk E Spoor)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.anime
Subject: Dirty Pair Rules

	I just came up with these over on Rec.games.frp, and thought that
I'd post them for your edification and amusement. They've probably been
made up before, but they were original with ME anyway.

	The First Rule of Dirty Pair Disasters: No one (NO ONE) except the
Pair EVER survive the main destruction of their objective.

	The Second Rule of Dirty Pair Disasters: "It's NOT OUR FAULT!"

	The Third Rule of Dirty Pair Disasters: Because of the operation
of Rule One, there is no way to disprove Rule Two.


                                 Sea Wasp
                                   /^\
                                   ;;;
[And Sea Wasp got a reply...]

From: biscuit@caen.engin.umich.edu (George Foster DeLaMater)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.anime
Subject: Re: Dirty Pair Rules

There's this _LOVELY_ angel with a bazooka pointed at my head who
has politely requested that I inform you that you have rules #1 and
#2 reversed.  Whoops!  The bazooka just went off and missed me, but
the shell hit the nuclear reactor over at the Pheonix lab, and...
Oh, my - death and destruction everywhere.  But, _IT WASN'T HER
FAULT_!!!!
--
DISCLAIMER:  This isn't my signature - it's not even my handwriting!
George F DeLaMater                           biscuit@engin.umich.edu
"This, Groo, is a Usenet posting, as any fool can plainly see."
"I can plainly see that!"

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Organization: People-Net [pnet01], El Cajon CA

          TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF SOMEONE IS A GUNDAM FANATIC
 
10. Constantly argues with friends as to who the most powerful newtype
    is.
 
 9. Scans Physics journals occasionally, awaiting discovery of Minovsky
    particles.
 
 8. Thinks Char is a way cool dude.
 
 7. Knows exact difference between a Gelgoog Marine and a Gelgoog
    Jaeger. (Gelgoogs are high-performance mobile suits designed for
    space combat. The Jaeger, a supercharged Gelgoog, appeared in 0080
    episode 2 [the red coloring on this Jaeger may mean that it was
    flown by Johnny Ridden]; the Marine version, which is inferior to
    the Jaeger, first appeared in 0083 episode 5 [Cima flew a commander
    version]).
 
 6. Knows dialogue to Gyakushu no Char by heart.
 
 5. Drives a car with license plate RX 78, MSN 04, UC 0083, or
    variations thereof.
 
 4. Thinks Gundam F-91 sucks, but has the CD, a copy of the rental
    version, three posters on the wall, a full-action F-91 model, and
    an advance order for the LD version.
 
 3. Likes to blacken out Sydney, Australia in world maps and globes.
 
 2. Believes self to be a newtype; during boring class lectures, tries
    to summon pencils and pens as fin funnels to attack lecturer.
 
 1. Calls toilet "White Base," and yells "ikimasu" half a second before
    completing excretion process.
---
Noel Gamboa (noelg@pnet01.cts.com)
Operation X  Cal-Animage Beta

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Subject: you know you've watched too much when....

       Sit down to watch anime and after looking in vain for subtitles
you realize that it is in English!
    Yes I was watching Laputa and it took me about 20 seconds to realize
this fact....

-- 
Ken Primer
Email to: ken@uxc.cso.uiuc.edu

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From: saint@isa.dei.unipd.it (Gian_Uberto Lauri 228495)
Subject: True anime fan in Japan, memurandum for (Joke)

That are the actions of a true anime fan when (s)he finally reaches
Japan:

1) When arrives in Tokyo checks if there's a mansion called Ikkoku,
and if it has a free room.

2) Checks if there's a bar called <<Cat's Eye>>. If found, eventually
goes in and orders a coffe, even if he's Italian and dislikes coffe
unless 'espresso'.

3) Checks the city maps to see where is Orange Road.

4) Explores all the surroundings of Fujiyama in search of a lab with a
pool wherre (s)he hopes to obtain some Z alloy to make some MECHA
miniatures of Mazinger.

5) Subtly wrecks all the water heating devices around, replacing most
with water freezers when possible.

6) Is *really* displeased discovering that the aircaft above sporting
a skull'n'bones on the fins is *only* an U.S. Navy F14.

7) Crashes often in other persons while walking, since costantly seeks
one of those cars (so doesn't care where the feets are going!): Fiat
500, Citroen 2CV, Mini Minor, old style MG.

8) Goes to visit Stanley Electric Company just to strangle that guy
who slept during the Rumiko Takahashi festival :) :) :) :).

9) Spends a lot of time near a public phones to collect used cards with
anime subject.

10) Doesn't put a

			/dei.unipd.it/h:j

line in his kill file, knowing that not all the people in that
organization do such stupid postings ! !

o   oooooo   Gian Uberto Lauri		* Darling
      o    o saint@alessia.dei.unipd.it	- L....Lum Ma...Ma..Ma..Matte..Matte
     o o				* Sadaikyuu aijyou hyougen da-cha
					<BDZZZAPPPPP>
					- Uaaaaaoooiooooooaaaaghhhh
					<Kabooommmm>


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	Nice day!

	Back to Anime...

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