From: cedint13@acs.ucalgary.ca (cedint13)
Subject: Furry Fan Song
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 92 05:40:11 GMT
Distribution: ?
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta
Keywords: Furry,Folk,Song,Fan,LumberJack

	Greetings Fellow Fur-Fans!  This is my first attempt at
posting here, though I have been reading for quite some time now.
I recognize at least one of you (Hi net.spy!) and hope yo get to
know more of you folks in time.  Anyway, the reason I'm
writing...  One of our furries on the GEnie computer network came
up with this clever little ditty, and it was decided that we
should share it as much as possible.  So here, for your
enjoyment, is the FURRY version of "I'm a Lumberjack"  ENJOY!

BTW, just so it makes sense, what triggered this was Cat Von
Otter's comments about weird Christmas Carol Parodies, and MY
comment about "spooge" - the GEnie Beastie's term for
you-know-what...  >8^)
 
Here is the posting as it appears on GEnie...


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Category 38,  Topic 2
Message 409       Sun Dec 20, 1992
S.MALCOMSON [Horseman]       at 17:29 EST
 
Cat Otter>>> Ah, Weird Al carols! YES!
           "The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are
              singin'
            As the air raid sirens blare..."
 
Proxima>>> "...MIGHTY RIVERS OF SPOOGE FLOW!!!!"
 
Hmmmm....
 
I...I never wanted to be a telemarketer anyway...I...I always
wanted to be...A
FURRY FAN! Leaping from comic to comic as they float down the
mighty rivers of
Spoogeria! Xanadu! Red Shetland! The Furkindred! The mighty
Dallas Brawl! The
new but far from unpopular Space Wolf! Albedo! With m' best
drawin' utensils
by my side! We'd sing! Sing! Sing....
 
Ohhhh...
 
I'm a furry fan and I'm okay
 I read all night and I dream all days
 
Chorus:
 
He's a furry fan and he's okay
 He reads all night and he dreams all day!
 
I work my job, I get my pay, I go to the lavat'ry!
 On Friday I go shoppin', for comic books fur-ry!
 
Chorus:
 
He works his job, he gets his pay, he goes to the lavat'ry!
 On Friday he goes shoppin', for comic books fur-ry!
 He's a furry fan and he's okay
 He reads all night and he dreams all day!
 
I scrimp and save, I go to cons, I find the furry hacks!
 I have them draw my fav'rites, both without and with slacks!
 
Chorus:
 
He scrimps and saves, he goes to cons, he finds the furry hacks!
 He has them draw his fav'rites, both WITHOUT *AND* WITH SLACKS?!
 
(momentary disgust turning to confusion and then back to singing)
 
He's a furry fan and he's okay
 He reads all night and he dreams all day!
 
I go back home, I read my stuff, I'm on the pot for hours!
 And when I'm done and finished, I give myself cold showers!
 
Chorus:
 
He goes back home, he reads his stuff, he's on the pot for hours!
 And when he's done and finished, he GIVES HIMSELF COLD SHOWERS?!
 
(sound of the choral ensemble coming VERY close to breaking up
and simply
going home, then things finally settle down)
 
He's a furry fan and he's okay
 He reads all night and he dreams all day!
 
Oh, he's a furry fan and he's okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
 He reads all night and he dreams aaaaaalllll daaaaaaaayyyy!
 
OKAY, BOYS, LET'S *KILL* THAT LITTLE PERVERT!
 
(sounds of mayhem and lotsa neat violence)
 

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	Well, that's it!  I hope I did this right...  8^)  
 
 
						<Unicorn>

	cedint13@acs.ucalgary.ca