HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: aa437@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Clayton Hogg)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Polar bear, iceberg, cake of soap
Date: 5 Oct 1992 13:09:53 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


Someone please tell me the punchline to a joke with these three
elements. I forgot it.
-- 
KB8IDJ                  The Joker                 "go toast" SIG
Reminder to myself:  Am I becoming pious about my impiety?
Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
From: c89ponga@odalix.ida.liu.se (kand. Pontus Gagge)
Subject: Re: Usenet Oracularity #484-06
Organization: CIS Dept, Univ of Linkoping, Sweden
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 22:36:35 GMT

>} Not only that, but I also have excellent spelling and grammar.

[Deleted]

>} After several seasons in Death Valley, the cat (the only remotely
>} intelligent component) will die, and the new life form will be elected
>} President.  It will survive scandal after scandal, showing its cat-like
>} nine lives exist.  It's brain, a combination of the amazing computing
                        ^
>} power of the Cray and those little rings, will think in circles at
>} speeds that boggle the imagination.  The speaker will spout large
>} amounts of noise, mostly static, that are often mistaken for attempts
>} at sentient speech.

With that first sentence, how should I resist the temptation?

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: REQUEST: Cemetery jokes
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Thu, 01 Oct 92 12:06:12 PDT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel) writes:
> |> My dad's favorite thing to say when driving by a cemetary... "I hear
> |> it's a nice one--people are just dying to get in there."
> |> 
> 
> Point out that the people living around (enter name here) cemetary 
> can't be buryied there.
> 
> When asked why not.
> 
> They arn't dead yet.

That shouldn't stop any good Herzegovinians.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: deuelpm@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Hobbit)
Subject: GGBJ:  similarity to purple fuzz...
Organization: Clarkson University
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 15:37:14 GMT


I just read the GGBJ.  Very similar, but less elaborate than "Purple Fuzz" or
"Paul, Paul..."

Has anyone else heard of these aforementioned jokes?

Petition me to type them in if you haven't heard them.  If you like 
"shaggy dog stories"  You'll like them both.  You'll add them to your
repitoire...

(send requests by E-mail)

Pete
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"*Regret* is a rough sheet to sleep on."  -Herman Brooks
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: matthias@ecr.mu.oz.au (Matthias_Markus LANG)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 02:25:42 GMT

In article <5wFwRB1w165w@bluemoon.rn.com>, shc@bluemoon.rn.com (n shane chambers) writes:
> If they leave them turned off all the time, what do they use them for?
>                 ...door stops?  :)

Sounds appropriate. :-)
From: Lloyd_Sumpter@mindlink.bc.ca (Lloyd Sumpter)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Native jokes
Date: 4 Oct 92 16:16:58 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Distribution: world


Again, my apologies the the Natives I know...

   And old Indian went into a roadside cafe one day for breakfast. He
examines the menu for a while, and when the waitress asks him what he
wants, he says:

  "Eggs".

  Just at that moment, one of the workers in the kitchen decides to clean
out the oven with gasoline (this actually happened in Vancouver, at a place
called Dynamite Pizza!), so the cafe erupts with fire. Chaos ensues.

  The old indian is sitting on the lawn, watching the fire, firefighters,
police, newsmen, etc.  in quiet serenity, so a newsman decides to interview
him.  This newsman knows everything there is to know about Indians; he's
seen every John Wayne picture made.  So he holds up one hand and says:
"How!"

  The Indian replies: "Scrambled!"


--

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<semi-YAHOO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
                    Lloyd_Sumpter@mindlink.bc.ca
             "Amiga made it - Commodore screwed it up"
From: sandyr@hpgrla.gr.hp.com (Sandy Reutter)
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 20:21:37 GMT
Subject: Re: Military putdown (Re: Military humor)
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Greeley, CO
Newsgroups: rec.humor


And who in the Navy ever stood a "Mail Buoy Watch"?  Or went
after Relative Bearing Grease?

Sandy
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: amy fisher jokes wanted
From: rivero@mdcbbs.com
Date: 30 Sep 92 11:18:40 GMT
Organization: Electronic Data Systems, Unigraphics Division, Cypress CA
Nntp-Posting-User: rivero

In article <YemEmKq00WBNE9_WcL@andrew.cmu.edu>, William Adelman <wa00+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
> what the difference between amy fisher and amy weiss??
> amy weiss is goimg to penn state and amy fisher is going to the state penn.
> 
> 
> if anyone has any others lets here them
>  
> 
-- 

  Amy Fischer just signed an $80,000 book deal. Now THAT'S a joke!  :(



<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
|  Michael Rivero        rivero@dev8j.mdcbbs.com     "A Human's Human!"  |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|                       I CAME,  I SAW,  I DIVORCED                      |
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
From: duperval@ERE.UMontreal.CA (Duperval Laurent)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Another Math Joke
Date: 2 Oct 92 16:13:20 GMT
Organization: Universite de Montreal

In article <14842@auspex-gw.auspex.com> johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
>In article <1992Sep14.215017.2284@brandonu.ca> $ennsnr@brandonu.ca writes:
>>Another Math Joke:
>>
>>A college-football chach was faced with the possibility that his star player
>                    ^^^^^
>>professor not to flunk the kid. "Tell you what, coach," said the prof, "I'll
>                                                 ^^^^^
>>Frantically the coache cried, "Give him another chance! Give him another
>                 ^^^^^^
> 
>Math major, eh?
>

More like a Dan E. Quayle School for Higher Education graduate.

[ great joke deleted ]
-- 
Laurent Duperval          | The opinions expressed herein are my own and
                          | do not represent those of this establishment
duperval@ere.umontreal.ca | That's because they don't have enough $$$
duperval@jsp.umontreal.ca | to afford them.  Noone does.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: 11437294@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (NATHAN WHEAT)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Faculty of Engineering, Monash University 
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 04:12:36 GMT

>>Don't implicate me in this anti-neo-nazi reigime!
>
>Does this mean you want to be associated with a neo-nazi regime instead?
>--

Oh geeeez!   Look I askedc people NOT to involve me in this anti-neo-nazi 
regime!  Please do NOT involve me in the neo-nazi regime OR the anti-anti-
neo-nazi regime!!  I'll have no part in any racism against less intelligent 
beings, even if they DO use Macintosh!!

bloody . .&&^*  bastar....$&*()# can't take a simple.. .(*&(*&^  [mumble 
mutter grumble]

Nathan.









PS:   hehehehe   calm down guys... it's only a joke  :-)
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A joke,what else?
Date: 30 Sep 92 12:45:40 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1992Sep28.222650.16080@wisipc.weizmann.ac.il>, jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livy) writes:
|> How do you put 4 elephants in a little Wolksvagen?
|> Huh?
|> You still don't know?
|> Are you sure?
|> So I'll tell you:
|> Two on the front seats,and two on the back seats!
|> Elemntary,Watson!

Reminds me of the childrens TV show that was broadcast on Saturday
mornings. Sonny Fox would ask 5 and 6 year olds to ask riddles, one
6 year old asked:

How do you get 9 elephants into a car?

Sonny answered, "Two in the front seat, 2 in the back seat and
                 five in the glove compartment."

With a straight face, the 6 year old stated, "NO, 3 in each seat,
its a three seat station wagon."

You could hear the crew breakup, and all the children were silent.

Great fun.
From: mlemmerm@nl.oracle.com (Mick Lemmerman Publisher)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Political Humor
Date: 28 Sep 92 09:02:35 GMT
Reply-To: mlemmerm@oracle.nl
Organization: Oracle Europe

"Are you absolutely sure that you want to do this?" it said. 

"Yeah", I thought, "Why not?". I nervously pressed Return.

Oh no - there's no going back now - any minute now I'm going
to incur the wrath of the all powerful arbiter of the net -
he who knows all the rules and all the etiquette - he who
makes mere mortals quiver at the sight of his sig - he who
puts everyone in their place.

Paul Tomblin, this one's for you.........


TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

(Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words really piss me off)
From: pkatoch@hqsun5.oracle.com (Pankaj Katoch)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Latest Blonde Joke !!
Date: 1 Oct 92 17:37:30 GMT
Reply-To: pkatoch@hqsun5.oracle.com (Pankaj Katoch)
Organization: Oracle Corp.
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by an unauthenticated user
              at Oracle Corporation.  The opinions expressed are those
              of the user and not necessarily those of Oracle.

Here's a new one!

    Q: What is the difference between a crazy fighting hockey player and
a blonde?
    A: He is fussy by nature and would go to any length to get a puck !!!


Pankaj Katoch
pkatoch@us.oracle.com
Xref: sparky rec.humor:29877 uk.misc:113
From: snail@lsl.co.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor,uk.misc
Subject: Re: Wayne's World query
Date: 29 Sep 92 11:06:00 GMT
Distribution: uk
Organization: Laser-Scan Ltd., Cambridge

In article <1992Sep28.043955.10391@r-node.gts.org>, marc@r-node.gts.org (Marc Fournier - Sys Admin) writes:
> In article <RF7LRB6w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
>>Shouldn't it be funny or something?

Yes, I believe some of it is (Spock impression).
Problem is Bill and Ted's is much much better and
original too.

>>
>>
>>mathew
> 
> I think humor is in the eye-of-the-beholder, just as beauty is.  I
> watched Wayne's World a couple of weekends ago and thoroughly
> enjoyed it...but I also enjoy alot of British Comedies (Monty
> Python to name one).

Shouldn't that be *humour* :-) and also ear-of-the-listener? :-)
 
snail@lsl.co.uk      

Interviewer: "What's the most satisfying thing about being in
              The Sisters Of Mercy?"
Eldritch:    "When I collapse at the end of it..."
Interviewer: "Do you mean that?"
Eldritch:    "Yeah...."

Vote for Bill Clinton. Vote for Bill Clinton. Vote for Bill Clinton.
From: aa437@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Clayton Hogg)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Polar bear, iceberg, cake of soap
Date: 4 Oct 92 14:48:19 GMT
Article-I.D.: usenet.1an07jINN6ci
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


Many years ago I told a joke to some guys using these three
elements. Recently one of these guys said he liked that joke
but he couldn't remember the punch line. I can't either.
Does anyone remember it?
-- 
KB8IDJ                  The Joker                 "go toast" SIG
Reminder to myself:  Am I becoming pious about my impiety?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: djg@cray.com (Dennis Guldan)
Subject: GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE
Date: 28 Sep 92 13:26:26 CDT

   I heard there was a new ending to the funniest joke in the world
the GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE... has anyone heard it.

   Dan Quayl 
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: 11437294@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (NATHAN WHEAT)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Faculty of Engineering, Monash University 
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 00:16:58 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.235007.27846@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> s1071828@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au (Matthew Long) writes:
>From: s1071828@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au (Matthew Long)
>Subject: Re: Thoughts
>Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 23:50:07 GMT
>>>> > Yes, it must come as quite a shock for people who are used to having to
>>>> > hit the reset button every few minutes to realize that most Mac owners
>>>> > don't know where their power switch is.
>>>>
>>>> What, do they just leave the machine turned off all the time?
>>>
>>>If they leave them turned off all the time, what do they use them for?
>>>
>>>                ...door stops?  :)
>>
>>No, no, no - that's what they're used for when they're ON!!  :^)
>
>  FUNNY ! - What's the go with all this computer shit? I thought that  this
>  newsgroup was called aus jokes. I am a computer student, and having talked
>  to several others, I have found a common reply reguarding your 'funny'
>  computer jokes. THEY ARE ABSOULUTLY FUCKED!!   A person who had  never
>  logged on to this system before was reading aus jokes and commented that the
>  people who wrote this crap must be complete wankers without any life.
>  Does anyone apart from the minority who write this drivel find it funny?
>  How about some decent jokes.
>
>
>


AHEM!!!!

And where was your little contribution?  Hmmm?

Nathan.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.politics.misc,logic.bizarre
From: bcronk@bnr.ca (Bryan Cronk P125)
Subject: Re: Clinton doesn't understand business (was: A SAD JOKE!)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, BNR-RTP 
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 18:17:15 GMT

|>   Clinton/Gore just don't "get it": in this economic environment we
|>   cannot afford to do things which make it more expensive and less
|>   likely for companies to hire people.  
|> 
|> 
|> ---peter

Get this thread out of rec.humor.  There are plenty of other news groups
for those who want to argue about politics.  There's absolutely nothing
humorous about the state of the economy or how little Bush has done to
improve it.

Bryan
From: cobe101@emory.edu (Christopher C. Chung)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: I'd love to but...
Date: 28 Sep 92 22:26:34 GMT
Organization: Emory University, Atlanta, GA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

I'd love to but...

...My cat just had a litter of kittens
...My dog just barfed up one of them.
...I thought you were married.
...it's nice to want.
...life is short and I'd rather not waste my time.
...there better ways to spend an evening.
...I have to pick the lint out of my belly button.
...scrape the gunk out of between my toes.
...I hope you enjoy yourself anyways.
........NOT!!!!!
...life goes on.
...my dog is more attractive.
...I'd rather be with someone who counts.
...<click>
...my life is running smoothly as is.
...I was going to nare my cat.
...this is reality.


ENJOY!!!!

Chris Chung and May Hsiang  

/..\
\--/

Have a day.
Xref: sparky rec.humor:30284 alt.folklore.computers:14708
From: kdq@quest.UUCP (Kevin D. Quitt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: Fri, 02 Oct 92 15:51:27 PDT
Reply-To: srhqla!quest!kdq
Organization: Job quest  (805) 251-8210,  So Cal: (800) 400-8210

dmsilev@athena.mit.edu (Daniel M Silevitch) writes:

> In article <30SEP199219595040@jane.uh.edu>, st1ns@jane.uh.edu (Ault, Russell 
> |> In article <1992Oct1.002215.8437@trl.oz.au>, tpearson@titan.trl.OZ.AU (Tre
> |> >andrewb@nezsdc.icl.co.nz (Andrew Bevin) writes:
> |> >> In article <1992Sep26.000442.3824@darwin.ntu.edu.au> hoffmann@nutmeg.nt
> |> >> >In article <1992Sep21.035843.3401@lugb.latrobe.edu.au>, 9124704t@lux.l
> |> >> >> In article <1992Sep8.075304.5164@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.c
> |> >> >> >Shaw's Principle:
> |> >> >> >    Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will
> |> >> >> >    want to use it.
> |> >> >> What does that say about Mac users? ;-)
> |> >> >> Paul Veiser
> |> >> >Everything. :)
> |> >> You mean a Mac is a computer system? 
> |> >> I thought it was just a tool that allowed me to get my work done quickl
> |> >> and easily.
> |> >I thought an Apple was a fruit and a Macintosh was a raincoat?
> |> The only truly useful form of Macintosh keeps one dry in foul weather, it'
> |> true.
> |> Tagline seen on a local user group BBS:  
> |>   The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8m/sec^2.
> I think that the best way to accelerate a Mac is to give it an initial veloci
> of 1.1*10^5 m/s up (Earth escape velocity)

I used to sell a device call the PC Anchor (tm).  It consisted of a
reinforced back-panel-slot cover with a eyebolt attached.  Option 1 was
six feet of hardened cable to attach you PC to something so nobody
could walk off with it.  Option 2 was 60 feet of nylon rope...  


 _
Kevin D. Quitt                                 Job Quest (805) 251-8210
srhqla!quest!kdq                               Learn How to Get a Job in SoCal

                96.37% of all statistics are made up.
From: pasc1961@altair.selu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: (was it A SAD JOKE?!)
Date: 5 Oct 92 13:20:53 -0600
Distribution: world
Organization: Southeastern Louisiana University

In article <1992Oct2.164206.202963@uctvax.uct.ac.za>, rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
> In article <1992Sep30.181715.26187@brtph560.bnr.ca>, bcronk@bnr.ca (Bryan Cronk P125) writes:
>> |>   Clinton/Gore just don't "get it": in this economic environment we
>> |>   cannot afford to do things which make it more expensive and less
>> |>   likely for companies to hire people.  
>> |> 
>> |> 
>> |> ---peter
>> 
>> Get this thread out of rec.humor.  There are plenty of other news groups
>> for those who want to argue about politics.  There's absolutely nothing
>> humorous about the state of the economy or how little Bush has done to
>> improve it.
> 
> ....except inasmuch as the whole of the US election campaign can be considered
> as some vast, dark, cosmic joke....
> 
> 
>  _________________________________________________________________________
> |                                 |                                       |
> |  Ed Rybicki                     |    Now you've got the hang of it      |
> |  Dept Microbiology              | There's nothing you can't do with it  |
> |  University of Cape Town        |         If you're very into it        |
> |  PB Rondebosch 7700             |         You can't go wrong....        |
> |  South Africa                   |                                       |
> |  fax 27 21 650 4023             |              - Mad John               |
> |  ed@micro.uct.ac.za             | (Ogden's Nut-Gone Flake, Small Faces) |
> |_________________________________|_______________________________________|


	Ed,
	  What the hell are you doing?  Don't you have enough problems in 
	South Africa to keep you occupied instead of feeding us your editorials
	on OUR presidential campaign? 
						C. Gilbert
						pasc1961@altair.selu.edu
From: robbins@vitro.com (Steven A. (Tony) Robbins)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Date: 2 Oct 92 11:47:11 GMT
Reply-To: robbins@vitro.com.UUCP (Steven A. (Tony) Robbins)
Organization: Vitro Corporation

I went to school with a guy once whose name was Maken Biere (as in 
making beer ;-) )

			-Tony
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: hamilton@miki.pictel.com (Charlie Hamilton)
Subject: Re: Mathematician joke
Organization: PictureTel Corporation
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 17:10:33 GMT

In article <8emZWT200VpH035l8B@andrew.cmu.edu> "Bartosz M. Blacha" <bb2q+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>
>
>This is the favorite joke of my high school physics teacher, who was
>really cool, until he retired and became a drunkard:
>
>
>An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are hiking in the
>mountains in Scotland..
>They see a black sheep.
>The astronomer says, "Gee, there are  black sheep in Scotland!"
>The physician says, "you can't say that, all you can say is that on this
>mountain there is a black sheep."
>The mathematician shouts, "Are you crazy?  That's bullshit!  All you can
>say is that on this slope of this mountain there is a sheep whose ONE
>SIDE is black!!!"
>

I have one that's a little less cerebral:

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog)
Subject: Wit and wisdom
Originator: amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU
Organization: Computer Science Department, Stanford University.
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 21:25:39 GMT

Those of you with IQs in 2 digits might remember our little friend who
posted something about "The best jokes ever D00DZ!" full of amusing lines
like "President Clinton" and "Gay rights" and other such side splitting
fare.  I had the temerity to respond to him and since then have received
a number of entertaining email messages from him.  Below is a sample:

> Dear Crusty Toad,
> 	I can understand why you would like me to go away.  It is because you
> cannot face me in an intellectual discussion.  As displayed in your mail, you
> use the junior-high debate method of throwing insults in order to disguise your
> stupidity, a practice frequently employed by liberals and others lacking brain
> power.
> 	I have now become bored with you.  I thought that maybe you would be up
> to the challenge of a debate of this caliber, but now I see that you do not havethe wit nor wisdom to match me in my forum.  
> 					Christopher K. Gilbert
> 					pasc1961@altair.selu.edu
> *********************************************************************************    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@  @@        @@  @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@     @@  **    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@  @@        @@  @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@  @@   @@
>      @@@@           @@@@  @@        @@  @@@@         @@@@            @@   @@
>      @@@@           @@@@  @@        @@  @@@@         @@@@            @@   @@
>      @@@@           @@@@  @@        @@  @@@@         @@@@            @@   @@
>      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@  @@        @@  @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@   @@@@@
>      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@  @@        @@  @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@   @@@@@
>      @@@@                 @@        @@          @@@@           @@@@    @@@
>      @@@@                 @@        @@          @@@@           @@@@    @@@
>      @@@@                 @@        @@          @@@@           @@@@    @@@
>      @@@@                 @@@@@@@@@@@@  @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@    @@@
>      @@@@                 @@@@@@@@@@@@  @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@    @@@
> ********************************************************************************ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
> 

I am particularly impressed by his ability to use the RETURN key.  Those of you
who think that posting private email is a violation of nettiquette, I point
out that those rules are for human beings only.

C Frog
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Life 3.I
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 14:09:25 GMT

macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca (macleod heather) writes:
[quoted text deleted]

If you had anything to add, I'm afraid it was lost in the 748 lines of
quoted text you didn't delete.


-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"I need that trephination stuff like I need another hole in the head"
    --  Kim L. Greer in alt.folklore.urban