From: vijay@wiliki.eng.hawaii.edu (Vijay Fafat)
Subject: Tau Devilal
Organization: University of Engineering, College of Engineering
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 02:33:22 GMT

About Devilal.....  Culled from various different sources.
All typos are mine


			Tau's Tauo-data is Taups

This is an article about our ex deputy prime minister Tauji.. 
a sneak peek at the author of the 'tau of politics' by arrangementwith a dummy issue of "tauthala times".


name : taulal tauji
wifes name : taushree
sons name : tauthalal tauba
date of birth : tauday, taunth of tauril
zodiac sign : tauras
birthstone ; taupaz
mother tongue : tau talk
age : tauwalees saal
residential address : tau mahal, taunagari, tauham, tauryana 420 840
office address : tau tauthalal&co, taustan
school studied in : taupath vidyalaya and st. taul's college
academic qualification : Ph.D. taulogy
profession : taugiri
ideology : tauism
ambition: tau raj in tauneyland
best author: taurick tausythe
best weekly: tauweek
favourite film : tau ko gussa kyon ata hain?
favourite song : tau-ye tau-ye,  tau ho to aisa
favourite comic hero: tauzan - lord of the taus
favourite friend : taujeev taundhi
favourite adversary : taurashekhar and taujit singh
favourite continental dish : lobster taumidore
favourite pet: tautise
favourite proverb :taunt your chickens before they are tauched
favourite slogan: jai kissan, jai tauhan
favourite english movie : who's tauking now? *ing john tauolta
favourite supporting actor : raj taubbar
favourite leader : taupee sing(ref famous cap)
faovurite saying : tau shalt not think
faourite pop group : modern tauking
favourite town : por-tau-spain
favourite dish : taundoori chicken
favourite drink : gin and taunic
favourite veg dish : malai koftau
favourite soup : taumatau soup
favourite ice cream : cassatau
favourite state: taurashtra
favourite foreign country : tauland
favourite film : tau in tokyo
favourite actress: anitau raaj
favourite author : holier than tau
favourite jat chat : tau be or tau not be
favourite sport : leo tolstau
favourite dance : tau bhaaji
favourite aphorism : tauing
favourite play : taundav nrutya
favourite statement: tautologies
favourite chinese dish : tau mein
favourite chinese leader : tau en lie
favourite problem : taumatic experience
favourite ban : tau slaughter
favourite expression : holy tau
favourite english film : tauering inferno
favourite place of work : down taun
favourite pastime : taun planning
favourite occupation; throwing in the tauel
favourite restaurant : talk of the taun
favourite soap : tauning glory
favourite cricketer : pataudi
favourite vegetables : tomatau, potatau
favourite car ; taumobile
favourite hotel ; oberoi tauers
favourite shaving blade : taupaaz
favourite public sector company : MTNL or meham taulephone nigam
favourite tea ; tauj mahal
favourite bank : bank of taukyo
favourite singer ; tina taurner
favourite prime minister : benazir bhuttau
favourite magazine : staurdust
favourite song : tau rootha to main row doongi and ek tau teen
favourite journalist: tauleen singh
favourite medicine : taunic
favourite musical instrument ; tauleen
favourite followers : tauts
favourite statement : you can never have tau much of me
favourite denial ; meham wasn't tauotic during elections


			TAU IN THE LAND OF "TAO"

A great event is taking place 
In the hisory of human race
As the modern India's tau
visits the land of tao
and mao and also chou
the enemy with friends face
but tau also has a chou 
prince mayhem of haryanau
heir and holier than thou 
god save us from disgrace
amenau



The last of Tau talk ( iam sending in my tauppence-worth before tauisms go 
ou-tau style.

what will the ex dpm never reach : the end of his tauther
and how many times will he resign again: taum and taum again ( if come to power)
And, finally what is the lesson the nation is going to learn from all this?
As you kow Tau, Tau shall you reap..
 

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