From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Subject: One line bio (cont.)
Date: 22 Jul 92 17:32:32 GMT
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Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

Subject: Re: one line bio
Summary: No summary is necessary; it speaks for itself 
Expires: Soon after he reads this, I hope 
Followup-To: Sho's ongoing babbling 
Distribution: A measure of deviation from the arithmetic mean 
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <7870@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
>milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>>sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
>>[ Nothing of interest.  Period.]
>
>Oh, lissen, honey.  But you are but butt right.  But I AM
     ^^^^^^  ^^^^^                   ^^^^
Uh, Sho: A couple of remarks are in order here.
1.  The correct spelling is listen, not "lissen".
2.  Addressing me as "honey", combined with the Freudian slip "butt", provide
    ample evidence of your latent homosexuality.

>but glad you managed to post this orgasmatronic bit of
                                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Here we have an interesting word.  Even as well read as I am, I have never
run across this particular adjective before.  Could you please provide me with
a definition of "orgasmatronic"?  Feel free to consult a dictionary if you need
to.  (A dictionary is a large book containing many words and their meanings)
				   
>bracketed prose to make up for my lack of interestingness.
					   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Another new word.  Tell me Sho, are you making these up to compensate for your
lack of an actual vocabulary?

>You know, honey, you brightened my whole day.  Just like
	   ^^^^^
What, "honey" again?  Really Sho, you need to get out more.

>Windex!
>
>One of these days when you're sleeping with your teddy,
>I'll break in and suck your soul out of your eyeballs.
                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
You plagerized this little bit of witlessness from a bad ninja movie.  I know.
I saw it.  It starred some guy with a Fu Manchu moustache whose lips were out
of sync with his spoken words.  Were your fingers out of sync with your brain
when you typed this, Sho?{

>Until then, I suppose I'll have to remain my filthy pathetic
>self, longing for your wit and charm *snif*.

It's obvious that you long for me, due to the fact that you insist on calling
me "honey".  It just wouldn't work out though.  We just aren't compatible.  I'm
heterosexual, for one thing...

>
>-Sho
>--
>Personality X

In the article that you directed at me before this one, your entire post        consisted of the following tidbit of pseudo-wisdom:

   "Please don't try o play musical one-upsmanship here.
    You will lose.  Trust me."

To which so helpful soul responded "trust me.  I'm from Seattle."
(One of your fan club, if I remember correctly)

Trust ME.  I'm from Athens, GA if you weren't observant enough to look.  Ever
heard of Athens, GA Sho?  It's where numerous quality bands started out.  I
was listening to R.E.M., the B-52's, and numerous other now famous bands, years
before you ever heard of them.  They got their start playing in local nightclubslike the 40 Watt Club.  I was hearing these bands play when you were still in
junior high school.  This is all beside the point anyway.  You responded to a
post I made (which was not even directed at you) when you had absolutly NO idea
what I was talking about.  Your finger was just sitting there on that "f" key,
and you just couldn't stand it.  Your remark was totally out of the context of
what I was trying to say.  I don't know what your idea of "musical one-         upsmanship" is, Sho, but since that wasn't the intent of my original post, your
follow-up was way off base.  May I suggest that you remove the "f" key from thatlittle IBM PC jr. or yours until you get control of your obsessive-compulsive
streaks to respond to that which you know less than nothing about?  Thanks!

Have a day :-|
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