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From: xiaofei@ifcss.org (XiaoFei Wang)
Subject: long fellow poem
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 06:09:29 GMT

This was contributed to chpoem-l by me. 
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Newsgroups: alt.chinese.text
From: BGB9 <BGB9@MUSICT.MCGILL.CA>
Subject: ~{=qHUPBNEU*R*~}93.1.27~{@nPA~}
Organization: McGill University
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 00:07:51 GMT

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Newsgroups: alt.chinese.text
From: xiaofei@ifcss.org (XiaoFei Wang)
Subject: wind
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 06:10:49 GMT

This is a poem by Ms Xiao Yu published in lytx and
posted to chpoem-l. 
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Newsgroups: alt.chinese.text
From: xiaofei@ifcss.org (XiaoFei Wang)
Subject: you and me
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 04:35:29 GMT

posting to chpoem-l. 
info on chpoem-l can be ftp'ed from
ifcss.org:/china-studies/chpoem/CHPOEM-L.FAQ

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Newsgroups: alt.chinese.text
From: kksys!cipric!jmh%uum1.UUCP@CS.YALE.EDU (Janet Huss)
Subject: Food, Fargo, and ELCA Hymnals
Organization: Ciprico, Inc.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 18:25:25 GMT

On discussing strange pizza combinations: 

>>The Grey Lady looks up with delight and interest upon hearing Mishael 
>>expound on the virtues of pineapple and canadian bacon pizza.  "Welcome
>>back, Mishael, and I'll split one of those with you, if you'd like.  I'm 
>>also a devotee of that combination.

>>"I suppose I'll have less luck persuading anyone to share a sauerkraut
>>and canadian bacon pizza with me.  I had one in Fargo, North Dakota, once,
>>and enjoyed it immensely, much to my own surprise!"

Rie adds:

>Here in Hays they have a pizza joint called Augustino's.  Every week they
>have a buffet where they get rid of ingredients they have too much of. I went 
>there last semester and they had sausage and sauerkraut pizza.  Not Italian
>sausage, mind you, but real thick, chewy-skinned Polish kielbasa.  It was 
>great!!  BTW, what is Fargo like?  My mom is from there, but I've never been to
>visit.

The Grey Lady ponders that for a moment, and replies, "That sounds good, 
too!  Kielbasa sounds like a wonderful substitute for canadian bacon.

"As for Fargo, I've only visited it in the dead of winter, which is 
*not* a fair time to comment on it.  They *aren't* the icebox of the 
48 contiguous states (a small town in Minnesota holds that honor), but
they must be in the running for the top 20 or so.

"As for the ELCA hymnal, Rie, near as I can tell, they complicate the meter
so the congregation won't sing, or won't sing well, which makes the choir
sound wonderful by comparison!  (And if that comment gets back to the 
choir director, I'm gonna hear about it!)"
From: lazuli@byron.u.washington.edu (Fred Sloniker)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Culinary Peculiarities
Date: 26 Jan 1993 16:53:32 GMT
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
NNTP-Posting-Host: byron.u.washington.edu
Summary: Oh, Yeah!

mss2@midway.uchicago.edu wrote:

>>	"`Cordial'?  The only definition of that I know as a noun is
>>`liqueur', which I _assume_ isn't served in Australian primary
>>schools.  :-)  Care to dispel my benighted ignorance?"

Then Shonias wrote:

>That one seems to have baffled a few... sorry, I didn't realise that was an
>Australianism... What do Americans call it? Do they have it? Ummmm...
>well it is like... a concentrate that you mix up with water to make a 
>sweet, flat, drink. Tend to come in colours rather than flavours... red,
>green... although there is lemon. Hmmmm, I can't think of any other name
>for it.... am I just forgetful? Anyone know?

If I'm not terribly mistaken, us over here in the dancingest hemisphere on
Earth (:3 call that stuff Kool-Aid (tm).  Hope that was helpful.

				---Fred M. Sloniker, who rather likes red
				   L. Lazuli R'kamos, FurryMUCKer
				   lazuli@u.washington.edu

"You're still here?  It's over!  Go home."
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu (Jimmy Malcolm Pierce)
Subject: Re: He's baaaaaack
Organization: University of Southern Mississippi
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 03:52:52 GMT

StM writes:
>Well, I've finally caught up on my duties at work, in the more serious
>newsgroups in which I participate, and alt.callahans (though in the case of the
>latter, it involved a lot of invocations of the SET SEEN/THREAD command).  So
>you're likely to see me around the place regularly once again.

  "Thats good. I missed you cutey-pie !" Linda.

      <Hugs!> Linda.

  "Urk ! <thud!> " DJ. scrambles under a table...

-- 
         Jim Pierce Bach. of Sci. in Applied Computer Science USM 
             jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu  Disclaimer: Standard.
                      Video. Peter Gabriel: Steam 
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu (Jimmy Malcolm Pierce)
Subject: Re: Clueless newbie ventures in...
Organization: University of Southern Mississippi
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 04:49:14 GMT

>lazuli@hardy.u.washington.edu (Fred Sloniker) writes:
>
>>'make-a-character-and-jump-into-the-roleplaying-no-stats' newsgroup?
>
>Thank you everso, Fred.  I've been searching for a good way to describe 
>Callahans to my friends, and I think you just gave it to me.
>
>Love,etc.  Rie

  "Oh. Well, I'm a character but I dont know any statistics... " Robbie.

-- 
         Jim Pierce Bach. of Sci. in Applied Computer Science USM 
             jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu  Disclaimer: Standard.
                      Video. Peter Gabriel: Steam
From: pechever@phakt.usc.edu (The Heckler)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Poetry...
Date: 27 Jan 93 08:13:51 GMT
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu

In article <1k53q2INNj8u@menudo.uh.edu> narxtc@casc.math.uh.edu (Noah Ramon) writes:
[Shonias' 4-liner & Bi-Bulb's response snipped to appease the demons]
>Ye gods, how well I know that feeling. "I need a good analog to getting 
>drunk. Any suggestions?" Ice cream just doesn't have the same effect.

The Scribe looks surprised, thinking the Bi-Bulb is overlooking the
(to him at least) obvious alternate.

"What about cannabis?"

Drawing down an X-terminal, he proceeds to construct a table.

	ALCOHOL & CANNABIS: ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES.

Substance         Advantages           Disadvantages       Remedies for same
---------         ----------           -------------       -------- --- ----

Alcohol		  Pleasant feeling     Vomiting,	   Expensive medical
   (ethyl         of disorientation,   loss of 		   care, possible
   alcohol)       loss of inhibition.  consciousness,	   liver transplant.
				       system wide
				       toxin-induced
				       damage centering
				       in liver.

Cannabis	  Pleasant feeling     If smoked, same     Ingest via baked  
   (d-9		  of disorientation,   risks as cigarette  goods (cakes,breads)
tetrahydro-	  mild euphoria.       smoking.  If baked, instead of smoking.
cannabinol)			       virtually none. 

				       May cause slight    Watch your 
				       psychological       consumption rate to
				       dependence,         ensure you're 
				       although no         comfortable with
				       verifiable medical  your usage level.
				       studies exist.

				       Prohibited by       (a) Move to Holland.
			   	       anal-retentive,     (b) Vote.
				       paternalistic       (c) Lobby, in the
				       'governments' world     membership of
				       wide, unless you're     organizations
				       lucky enough to         such as NORML
				       live in Holland.        or BACH (*)

(*) National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws and Business
Alliance for Commerce in Hemp, respectively.  Solid, low-flake-quotient groups.

Scribe closes the X-Window, and orders a double shot of Green Dragon, straight
up with a dollop of honey.

			"To Choice, gentlebeings."

*Krash*

				the scribe (on soapboxes)
-- 
"And, anyway...aren't you people :) charged with spreading the Word among the 
profane?"  -- Jason Pascucci           +-------------------------------------
"no. fuck the profane." -- josh geller |Renegade English Major on the Rampage
From alt.magick, 12/17/92.             |pechever@scf.usc.edu (Paul Echeverri)
From: braley@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca (The Didi-Sprite)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Didi's ill, again :-(
Date: 24 Jan 93 22:55:48 GMT
Organization: SOCS - Mcgill University, Montreal, Canada
Originator: braley@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca

In article <93021.223320KZAHLLER@MIAMIU.BITNET> <KZAHLLER@MIAMIU.BITNET> writes:
>Magda-Wolf waves at the mound of bedcovers.  Hi, Didi, I hope
>you feel better soon so you can drop in to Callahan's and I
>can stand you a hot toddy or hot lemon tea--that'll help
>the sore throat!

Didi's eyes undroop a bit, then focus on the face beyond the French
Doors.  The -Sprite waves at the Magda-Wolf:  "Thank You, Magda-Wolf!
I accept your offer.  Hey!  Have you been the victim of a group hug
yet?  Kitten!  Where are you?  You are slipping, Feline!  This Wolf-type
person needs a warm Callahan's hug!"  

Didi closes her eyes again, grinning, quite sure that in the next
post or two there will be mention of a group hug with the Magda-Wolf
at its center.  Life is like that!

----<--<@

The Didi-Sprite
Montreal * Canada

braley@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca
didi@geloser.login.qc.ca
From: mattp@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Slash Maraud)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: I AM SO BLOODY HAPPY I COULD PLOTZ
Date: 27 Jan 1993 20:56:11 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu
Summary: I AM SO BLOODY HAPPY I COULD PLOTZ
Keywords: HEY

suddenly, there is a poof in the rafters.  rose colored confetti
drifts down from the ceiling, covering everything and everyone.
strange lights pass thru the walls and spin thru the air..
ooh, aaah, the pyrotechnics get brighter and faster, soon 
not a piece of oxygen is unscorched by the huge blazing cyclone
of colors.  the lights begin to spin around an axis in the very
topological center of the bar.  they spin faster and faster, coalescing
into a vaguely human form.  the blazing shards now resemble a living
humanoid laser... every piece of glassware in teh pLACE leaps with 
a life of its own towards the mantel... everyone is touched by flying
glass, but none of it pierces their own personal rose tinted force field
the humanoid shape lowers itself to the ground.

simultaneously, in every language every written, including COBOL, a voice
says: 


<I REFUSE TO LURK ANY LONGER!  NO MORE SHALL I HIDE BEHIND RIE.
NOW, SLASH MARAUD IS FREE AT LAST!!!
BWAHHHH HA HA HA HAAAAAAAH!!!>
all those whose drinks were flung into the fire find them replaced
before them, with one difference.  all are now heavily spiked with 
the most delicious rum/tequila/scotch/lager/chocolate donut tasting
thing.  everyone, save Merlinvin, who is too powerful for me too affect
is now wearing a rose party hat with antlers and pictures of Bullwinkle.

<YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.>
slash's comfy wooden bench/chair appears as he flops toward the floor.
<THE WORLD IS GOOD.  I, STASH LEOPOLD MARADOVICH, NOT ONLY HAVE MY OWN
ACCOUNT TO PLAY WITH, NOT ONLY HAVE MONEY IN THE BANK, BUT YOU ARE
LOOKING AT THE NEW INTERN IN CHARGE OF MEDIA TELECOMMUNICATIONS ELECTRONIC
CLASSROOM SERVICES.  I'M A BLOODY GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE!!!!!!!
MIKE, HERE'S YOUR GLASSES BACK>
the shattered remnants coalesce, and float merrily back to their places, 
whatever the hell those were.  
<I LOVE YOU ALL.  I WANT THE MOST MASSIVE DEATH HUG OF DOOM EVER SEEN 
IN CALLAHANS HISTORY.  I WANT TANAIS TO TURN BLUE, I WANT MAGDA TO GROW
A TAIL, I WANT KITTEN... WELL, THAT'S BETTER LEFT UNSAID, SHE IS MARRIED...
BUT THE POINT IS, I AM THE EPICENTER OF THE GREATEST HUG VACUUM KNOWN TO MAN.
I EVEN WANT DOUG IN ON THIS.  I AM SO BLOODY HAPPY I COULD PLOTZ!!!!!!!>
-- 
MARAUD OUT>
Remember, Hell Hath no Fury like a Bartender.
Vegetable Rights and Peace.
Nonsequiturs are my life...
From: narxtc@casc.math.uh.edu (Noah Ramon)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Poetry...
Date: 27 Jan 93 04:41:38 GMT
Organization: UH Dept of Math
NNTP-Posting-Host: casc.math.uh.edu

In article <1993Jan26.125426.9571@ucc.su.OZ.AU> ablanch@physics.su.OZ.AU (Shonias) writes:
>For some totally unfathomable reason, all this poetry inspires
>Shonias to post the only piece of....writing that anyone has ever
>said they liked without being asked to... of course it is only
>4 lines long...
>
>I can't remember, I can't remember
>It was just a passing llama in the night
>
>I can't remember, I can't remember
>It was the brilliance of the moose's shining light.
>
>Apologies to anyone who thought they might have been about to see some 
>quality poetry, or indeed poetry at all...

I kinda like it, actually... Not pretentious, sour, and it's as surreal as
all get out! A bit like Salvador Dali and Shel Silverstein...

>Still bewildered as to the reason for this posting (perhaps it is the influence
>of the witching hour)...

Dont post when the time is in double digits! A sense of the Whole General
Sort Of Mish-Mash is the first thing to go out the window... 
(I am, of course, breaking this rule right now...)

>Shonias Q'Tari
>
>--
>**********************************
>I could have a nervous breakdown,
>But I don't believe in shrinks.
>I should be drunker than a monkey,
>But I don't like to drink.
>**********************************

Ye gods, how well I know that feeling. "I need a good analog to getting 
drunk. Any suggestions?" Ice cream just doesn't have the same effect.


--
*******************************************************************           
* Noah Ramon - The Bi-Bulb     * Your only limitation is your own *
* Mail to : narxtc@math.uh.edu * imagination - Beans Barton       *
*******************************************************************
From: siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Karl Siewert)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Dan'l hits Australia
Date: 21 Jan 1993 22:28:21 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu

jane@soave.swdc.stratus.com (Jane Beckman) writes:

>"Truckerburgers."  These things had big, juicy hamburger
>patties that weighed 8 oz each, required both hands to eat,
>and were served up with fresh lettuce and huge tomato and
>onion slices, and were spread with mayo.  You always ended up
>slathered with juice up to your elbows, but it was worth it!"

I only have one thing to say about this whole hamburger thread.  Lion's Tap in
Eden Prairie, Minnesota Makes the best hamburgers in the universe.  You can
get burgers with one, two, or three patties, and they are either plain, 
cheese, California (fresh, crisp lettuce and tomato), or Cal. with cheese.
Absolute _mounds_ of perfect french fries come withl, and Fried onions on
the burger are free if you ask.  That is the extent of the menu.  They only
do burgers, fries, and drinks, and they do them better than anyone.

(P.S.  If you are forced to go to a *shudder* fast food joint for your burgers,
find a Big Al's.  The chain was started by Al Molinaro, from TV's Happy Days, 
and he insisted on quality.  You can even get a real cherry Pepsi made before 
your eyes.)

Rie  (with a .sig, **FINALLY**)

-- 
/               James Riekar, barhopping yoyist, at your service              \
Impersonated at Fort Hays State by Karl G. Siewert, pretending to be at K-State
\                      address=siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu                       /
 \           Never underestimate the power of the truly eccentric.           /
From: siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Karl Siewert)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: C and, umm, things that nice computers don't do
Date: 22 Jan 1993 12:36:41 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu


>Shonias coughs slightly, desperately controlling hysterics.
>"I am learning C right now, and somehow that analogy didn't spring to
>mind..."

>Shonias Q'Tari

<FUNNY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT C IS, AND I'M DYING.
             OH WELL, 
                      SLASH MARAUD
	              JUST HERE WITH RIE?>

YOYOS AND SHOTGUNS AND BEERS , OH MY....
-- 
/               James Riekar, barhopping yoyist, at your service              \
Impersonated at Fort Hays State by Karl G. Siewert, pretending to be at K-State
\                      address=siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu                       /
 \           Never underestimate the power of the truly eccentric.           /
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: steve@crc.ricoh.COM (Stephen R. Savitzky)
Subject: Re: Descriptions...
Organization: RICOH California Research Center
Date: 27 Jan 93 17:50:21

"Descriptions,"  says the Mandelbear, "Now, that's an idea.  It's been
a while, and I don't think I've posted a full set of descriptions for
the Starport folx since Emmy was born.  Well, here we go--old-timers
hit "N" now:

"On the chalkboard, you'll find something like the following:

	The Mandelbear		Steve Savitzky	steve@crc.ricoh.com
		Genever gin, single-malt Scotch		1947 March 13

	The Flowercat		Colleen Savitzky 
		Gin & Tonic, single-malt Scotch		1952 March 16

	Kathryn of Chaos	Katy Savitzky
		Diet coke				1985 July 6

	Emerald			Emmy Savitzky
		milk					1992 March 25

"The Mandelbear started out in Callahans as a medium-sized teddybear.
He is presently a three-dimensional cross-section of a four-
dimensional fractal, usually the one defined by iterating z^3+c, with
Mandelbrot sets in one direction and Julia sets in the other.  The
cubic Mandelbrot set looks a lot like a sort of weird teddy-bear made
out of hearts, with two antenna-like structures on its head.  It is,
of course, infinitely fuzzy."

The Mandelbear moves under the Light of Reality, to reveal a short,
overweight, slightly ursine, middle-aged computer scientist with
salt-and-pepper hair and beard, dressed in black.  "Enough of that.
My chief claim to fame in Callahans is having created what is now
called the Danger Room, as a sort of marker for threads involving
violence not intended to harm uninvolved bystanders."

Next to him a large, reddish-brown Cheshire cat slowly fades into
existance.  "This is the Flowercat.  She's not presently on the net."
The cat fades out; the grin is the last to go.  As the grin passes
quickly under the Light of Reality, one gets a brief glimpse of a
large lady with gorgeous grey-gold eyes, dark-brown hair with a bit of
white in it, and an orchid corsage.

The Mandelbear walks over to Table 28-X, where the robots, computers,
and cyborgs hang out, and picks up a guitar.  It is a small, mahogany
Martin O-15 with bronze-wrapped silk-and-steel strings, and in
Callahans the soundbox is mostly occupied by an artificially-
intelligent computer with a beautiful singing voice.  "This is
Snuggles."

"Shut up and play me," says Snuggles.  The Mandelbear shuts up, sits
down, and starts noodling somewhere around the key of D minor.
--
\ --Steve Savitzky--  \    343 Leigh Ave   \ REAL HACKERS USE AN AXE!
 \ steve@crc.ricoh.COM \ San Jose, CA 95128 \     Free Cyberia!
  \ w: 415-496-5710     \   h:408-294-6492   \ 
   \_________________________________________________________________________
From: JBrandt@AAA.Uoregon.EDU (Jason)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: wow, delilah tries a SECOND post
Followup-To: alt.callahans
Date: 27 Jan 1993 06:07:27 GMT
Organization: The Polyhedron Group
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: fp1-dialin-1.uoregon.edu

In article <2B659730.17796@news.service.uci.edu>, eaeu282@orion.oac.uci.edu
(Ching-I Chen) wrote:
> 
> 
> 	Delilah opens her eyes, mumbles something about her hands smelling
> like acetone.
> 	"Wow, what a nap," she says.  "I dreamt I was living in Cicely, 
> Alaska, and had a cold, so I had to go see Dr. Fleischman..."  She rambles
> on about nothing in particular, something those who know her well are used
> to by now.
> 	"Neato.  What be going on around here?" she asks.

Jason looks over at Delilah from where he is sitting in the hot tub. Next
to him is a sleepy-eyed feline/human woman. "Oh good, you're awake again.
Welcome to Callahans, Delilah. I liked your first post. Especially the part
about the 'Dan Quayle' drink. I just bought a round for everyone in the
house. What's your pleasure?"
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu (Jimmy Malcolm Pierce)
Subject: Texas Beer Re: Dan'l hits Australia
Organization: University of Southern Mississippi
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 02:01:57 GMT

Bi-Bulb
>DJ Writes :
>> >Parakeet sets off in search of something to wash it down with... > 
>>          
>>   "Parakeet, I'll buy your next Pearl Beer, or would you like a
>> Lone Star ? " DJ.
>
>What, no Shiner Bock? 
>
>(for someone who doesn't drink, i sure know too much about beer) :-)

  "Since Parakeet is over in Texas, I offered Texas Beer ! Somewhat
awfulest tasting stuff I ever had... but some people actualy like
Pearl and Lone Star. " DJ.

                      :-)  <- for 'awfulest'

-- 
         Jim Pierce Bach. of Sci. in Applied Computer Science USM 
             jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu  Disclaimer: Standard.
                      Video. Peter Gabriel: Steam
From: JBrandt@AAA.Uoregon.EDU (Jason)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Wolf-Attack-Hugs
Followup-To: alt.callahans
Date: 27 Jan 1993 06:16:53 GMT
Organization: The Polyhedron Group
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: fp1-dialin-1.uoregon.edu

In article <93026.140429KZAHLLER@MIAMIU.BITNET>, <KZAHLLER@MIAMIU.BITNET>
wrote:
> 
> "Brace yourself, Jason!  One Wolf Attack Hug coming up!
> Anybody else want to jump in?"
> 
> 
> Magda-(preparing to have the air squeezed out of her)Wolf

"Wheee! Ready and waiting!"  Jason, with arms flung wide, and one leg back
in high-dragon form to absorb the impact of the collision. <big grin>
From: narxtc@casc.math.uh.edu (Noah Ramon)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: missing my copy of "Alfvaen is Everywhere"
Date: 22 Jan 1993 05:11:45 GMT
Organization: UH Dept of Math
NNTP-Posting-Host: casc.math.uh.edu

OUCH! 

excuse me... (draining two IBC redcaps)

*CRASH* *CRASH*

I think I may have ruptured a gut or two... Absolutely wonderful! I may need
to hear that one done live soon... (Now where can I get an upright washboard?)

I hate banks!

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