From: kennehra@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Rich"TheMan"Kennehan)
Subject: AWESOME practical jokes
Organization: Clarkson University
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 20:56:19 GMT



             -- AWESOME MUCK/MUSH/MUD/DIKU/MUSE PRACTICAL JOKES --

Disclaimer:  This post is meant as a joke, and these are just ideas (I've never
tried any of them)  But I'd like to know if they'd work though!!! :)


1) Pretend to be a girl and get to know a guy for a few days.  When he asks for
your phone number, give them a phone number for one of those shady,
fly-by-night oriental mail order bride companies. 
Example call: (the guy dials 415-897-2742)
Reciever: "Hello?"
Questor: "Hi...is Katie there?"
Reciever: "Who this?  This oriental bride company.  You want to marry girl?  We
have nice girls.  They even have full set of teeth...unlike competitor..."
Questor: "Uh...no thanks..."
Reciever: "You no want girl?  then why you call???"
Questor: (Click)


2) Pretend to be a girl and get to know TWO guys real well.
a) See if you can get them to fight each other over you.
b) Give them each other's phone numbers (telling them that its yours) and tell
both of them to call you tonight...so they end up calling EACH OTHER!!


3)  Pretend to be a girl and get to know a guy pretty well.  When he gives you
his phone number, post an article to alt.sex advertising a new "Adult" BBS that
has lots of naughty pictures on it, using the guy's phone number as the BBS
number!  He'll get lots of calls like this:
Phone: ring! ring!
Questor: "Hello?"
Phone: "Beeeeeep bip bip bip bip beeep bip bip bip eeeeeeeee!"
Questor: "Whaaa? hello?"
Phone: "eeeeeeeeeee bip bip bip bip!"
Questor: (click)
Phone: ring! ring!
Questor: "Hello?"
Phone: "Beeeeeep bip bip bip bip beeep bip bip bip eeeeeeeee!"
Questor: (click!)


4) Spoof things like "Hey, I did'nt say that!" and "Hey, someone is 
spoofing me!" so the other players don't know the real messages from 
the spoofed ones.  They will think the player who is being spoofed is 
trying to jerk them around.
EXAMPLE: (the spoofed messages are marked by a * )
Marcia says "well I'm doing ok.  I had a test yesterday and it was kinda hard, but I know I passed." 
Questor says "that's good.  my day was ok too. nothing too exciting..."
Marcia says "so how's Bob doing?  Is he feeling better?"
*Marcia says "Hey...I did'nt say that!"
Questor says "you did'nt say what?"
Marica says "Someone is spoofing me!"
*Marcia says "cut it out!"
Questor says "Huh? what's going on??"
Marcia says "whoever is spoofing me, stop it!"
Questor says "I don't get it.  What is being spoofed?"
*Marcia says "That last one was a spoof!"
Marica says "No it was'nt!  Dammit!!"
Questor says "Quit playing around, marcia."
*Marcia says "Im not playing around!  someone is spoofing me!!"
Marcia says "THERE! that last one was a spoof!"
*Marcia says "If you don't stop it right now, I'm going to tell a wizard."
Marcia says "That one was a spoof too!"
*Marcia says "That does it.  I'm sending mail to a wizard right now. 
 All other messages from me now on will be spoofs."
Marcia says "I did'nt say that!!!"
Questor says "Cut the crap, marcia..." 



5) Pretend to be a girl and get to know a guy real well.  When he gives you his
address so you can send him your picture and a letter, sign him up for the
BURGER KING KID'S CLUB.  If his name is rick, sign the name as "Rickie" or if
his name is dan, sign the name as "Dannie".  He'll get a newsletter in the mail
that's loaded with pictures that he can color, as well as fun mazes, 
stickers, and lots of burger king trivia.  (I should know--my brother 
pulled this joke on me.  If you have had this prank pulled on you 
already, at least you can use the "burger king fun stickers" and stick 
them on your windshield so you can impress those cute, small-nosed 
sorority girls when cruising for chicks...NOT!  Or for some REAL fun, 
use the burger king kid's club membership card when the bartender or 
bouncer asks for an I.D.)


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