HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kev@eccles.dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Happy Christmas to you all (even the wop)
Date: 24 Dec 92 13:17:26 GMT
Followup-To: poster
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

Ah well, it's that time again.  See you all next year.
I may even create a new .signature to mark the new year, well,
maybe not!

This machine only keeps news for a couple of days so I wouldn't
expect followups for a bit - Thank fuck for that, I hear you say.

Toodle pip for now old chaps.  Jolly good show what?

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From: pcg@aber.ac.uk (Piercarlo Grandi)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Another wop crawls out of the woodwork.
Date: 1 Jan 93 17:30:59 GMT
Reply-To: pcg@aber.ac.uk (Piercarlo Grandi)
Organization: Prifysgol Cymru, Aberystwyth

On 30 Dec 92 02:48:22 GMT, kevin@cursor (Kevin Walsh) said:

kevin> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:

dallagata> In article <1220@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin
dallagata> Walsh) writes:

Kevin> You seem to aspire to be a top scientist.  Perhaps you should
Kevin> master the particles you are sweeping up before applying.  At
Kevin> least you could put that on your CV.

dallaagata> I do not aspire to be a top scientist. I do not give a fuck
dallaagata> about that, even if I work as a top scientist. My purpouse
dallaagata> is to go around the world.  And the Fermilab is around the
dallaagata> world. That's it. I can also assure you that to be a top
dallaagata> scientist is not exciting how somebody else can think. It is
dallaagata> a job like the others.

kevin> I think, with an attitude to your work like that,

Well, I think that cutting down to size presumptuous and pompous
buffoons like you, Professor Walsh, counts as 'advancement of science'.

kevin> that Fermi are right to dig up all the dirt they can on you so
kevin> they can use it to chuck you out.  Their notes to you about your
kevin> personal use of their machines is probably only the start.

"Professors" that think that modesty in somebody doing his job at such a
prestigious place as Fermilab is anything but commendable should be made
to teach only to the morally disadvantaged, for which thing you seem
quite well qualified.

kevin> _/   _/  _/_/_/_/  _/    _/  _/_/_/  _/    _/
kevin> _/_/_/   _/_/      _/    _/    _/    _/_/  _/     Professor Kevin Walsh
kevin> _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kevin@cursor.demon.co.uk
kevin> _/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/

And let me mention the fact that the use of flashy and pointless
signatures is regarded as poor manners on the net, and Professors don't
have special dispensation.
--
Piercarlo Grandi, Dept of CS, PC/UW@Aberystwyth <pcg@aber.ac.uk>
  E l'italiano cantava, cantava. E le sue disperate invocazioni giunsero
  alle orecchie del suo divino protettore, il dio della barzelletta
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: British Empire? No way!
Date: 21 Dec 92 13:01:24 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1564@ozz.oasis.icl.co.uk>, dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Geezer) writes:
> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>> you're always drunk and dangerouses (fact), your fucking government 
>> protected the fucking criminal-animals that made a massacre at the game 
>> Juventus-Liverpool (fact). Nobody forgot that in Italy, remember. 
>> 
>> 	Michele
>> 
>> ===========================================================================
>> I wish to everybody a real BAD Christmas. I hope that your fathers will die
>> doing the role of Santa Claus that come down from the chimney. I wish that
>> your planes blow out while you are going back home to meet your families.
>> Have a Christmas Drink and Drive accident, get as many DUI as you can.
>> And, Last but not Least, FUCK YOURSELF, again.
>> ===========================================================================
> 
> Michele, you know as well as I do that you're talking bollocks, as usual. 

If I knew the meaning of 'bollocks' maybe I could agree, but since I don't 
know it and my dictionary does not have it, I have to tell you that I don't 
know to talk such a thing.

> 
> What is the point of bringing up a subject like this? The USENET is
> worldwide don't forget, and I'm sure that dragging this up again,
> particulary at this time of year, is really going to make a lot of
> Italians happy. I've got nothing against Italians - flame wars are
> just a bit of fun and most people know that, but you are confirmation
> that dickheads are a worldwide phenomenon.

It has been the first thing that I asked to your friend Kevin. He did not 
answer, nobody did. So I had to repeat the question. I don't want to start 
another war, but I wanted to know why nobody said anything. You can't 
forget what they did.
> 
> Finally, nice seasonal signature. In your struggle to grasp the
> English language, have you encountered the word 'moron' yet? 

I know the meaning of the word 'moron'. It has been the first word that I 
looked for on the dictionary when I read alt.flame. Everybody use to say 
that to the british. I think there is a reason for this.

> Grab a
> dictionary, look it up, then look in a mirror. The meaning will become
> clear.

To be moron is not a physical aspect. It is an intellectual one. So, nobody 
can understand the meaning of the word 'moron' looking on the mirror. But 
we can understand the meaning when somebody suggests something stupid like 
you did. (If it is to hard to understand for you, I tell you that I just 
prooved that you are a moron).
> 

Ciao, ciao.

	Michele

> Happy Christmas 
> 
> Dave
> 
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------              Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year          -------
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: S_SCHROETER@iravcl.ira.uka.de (Felix Schroeter)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: NOT! Re: All women are beautiful
Date: 22 Dec 1992 13:54:32 GMT
Organization: University of Karlsruhe (FRG) - Informatik Rechnerabt.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: irav1.ira.uka.de
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.23

In <BznKIv.KHp@cmptrc.lonestar.org> andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org writes:

> Nope.  Not ALL women are beautiful, just as not all men are either.
But I *AM* beautiful :-))
> -- Andy  (not really a flame.  Just an observation.)
--- My msg is a anti-flame :-)

--
MfG, Felix.
Felix Schroeter - uk1o@ibm3090.rz.uni-karlsruhe.de
Followup bitte an die NG, damit alle was davon haben.
>>>>> Hierarchical systems are for files, not for humans <<<<<
In a hierarchy each member tends to rise to his/her level of incompetence.
-- The peter principle
From: etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se (Jim)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Americans are Screwy
Date: 21 Dec 92 09:52:16 GMT
Reply-To: etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se
Organization: Ericsson Telecom AB

I had this by e-mail.  Seem's like the turkey's arrived early this year:

> From martin@world.std.com Sat Dec 19 01:31:57 1992
> Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 20:32:05 -0500
> From: martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
> To: etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se
> Subject: Re: Americans are Screwy
> Newsgroups: alt.flame
> Content-Length: 2405

> Sounds like penis envy you puss...Fuck off. Suck the peanuts off my anal
> hairs. Screw. If you like alt.flame then youre a geek.

I've already told this cowardly imbecile that he should
a) have the balls to post to the group and
b) he should understand alt.flame better before getting hot under the collar.

Am I being harsh or is this guy an asshole?

Merry Christmas,
Jim.
From: leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Americans are Screwy
Date: 23 Dec 1992 17:12:15 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


>> >> you to do that well.  Along with flying the Canadian Flag and the Union
>>                                                                      ^^^^^
>> >> Jack upside down.
>> 
>> To my knowledge... the Union Jack can't be flown upside down... Isn't
>> it symmetrical along any stripe..... top to bottom.... left to right...    
>> Flame this yank if I'm wrong...
>> 
>> 						leonardo (icniV ad)
>
>No, it is neither symmetrical top to bottom nor left to right. It just
>goes to show how little your "knowledge" is - next time make sure you get
>your facts right before going public.
>
>Pete
>
Hey Pete Biggs(tupid idiot).....

	EXCUSE ME!!!... for not knowing the geometry of a flag that I
don't see on a regular basis.....


..... feeble attempt to duplicate Brit flag...flame if incorrect...
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						leonardo (icniV ad)
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: TEsting
Date: 23 Dec 92 00:14:39 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1992Dec22.212254.20734@julian.uwo.ca>, morton@gaul.csd.uwo.ca (Brent Morton) writes:
> In article <1992Dec21.124118.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:

>>Sorry, if I contradict you, but I am sure that he did not know that. And I 
>>think that it will take a long time to explain this to him. But we will. 
>>For sure.
> 
> Well, I can see from your other posts that you won't need any help in making
> this fact perfectly clear! Some people need a little help in realizing that
> they're assholes, but the first step is toget them to admit their problem.

Do you think that such a moron (martin@world.std.com) can admit his 
problems? I would like this, but I do not trust morons anymore. We have to 
explain them to him. We *have* to do it, so, we will.

	Michele
> 
> -- Brent
> morton@artifis.gaul.csd.uwo.ca
> 
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: 187701458@vill.edu
Subject: Re: WITTY: The American Graley
Summary:  Twitty pisses all over himself again
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: Villanova University
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 05:11:00 GMT

In article <1992Dec18.160308.13204@bsu-ucs>, 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes...
>In article <18DEC199211593179@vill.edu>, 187701458@vill.edu writes:
>> In article <1992Dec17.070535.13123@bsu-ucs>, 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes...
>>>In article <BzD75M.35G@cmptrc.lonestar.org>, andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
>> 
>>>> Dim-Witty is the American version of J.ust S.tupid Graley.
>>> 
>>>Listen Handy (jerk off) Andy, You haven't been here the entire discusion
>>>so just shut the fuck up, ok? You don't have any idea what is going on.
>> 
>> 	* Gales of Laughter *.  Another self proclaimed savior of alt.flame!
>> Actually, we have been around since you made your sorry infamous entrance 
>> into alt.flame. Starting with your pathetic congratulatory posting to the
>> Phantom. 
> 
>Hey dumb ass, it didn't start there. Get a life.  
>>>> 
>>>> -- Andy
>>>Dumb Texan.
>> 
>> 			Jagdeep Sahni

> 
>What the fuck? You some Iraqi raghead dirtbag or something? Go ride your
>camels and stay out of alt.flame!

	What the fuck? You some faggot queer or something? Stick to sucking
dick and stay out of alt.flame. You don't know jack shit about anything, do
you? Thank you for your display of illiteracy. No, I am not Iraqi nor Muslim.
We have ourselves a paranoid soldier who sees himself surrounded by the 
enemy. Pity Shitty Twitty.
	

>> 			A Hard Hitting, Trash talking Philadelphia Eagles Fan
> 
>Got news for you pal, Bears are better than the Philadelphia 'fuckhead' Eagles.

	You just had to piss all over yourself. Chicago Bears are nowhere near
the Philadelphia Eagles. We just made the playoffs and our record is 10-5 so
far. And the Bears 5-10. You are a clueless dicknose. You know you give new
meaning to the swear 'Fuck Yourself' because you actually carry it out
precisely.


>Da Bears! Da Bulls! Da asshole Jagdeep 'Raghead' Sahni bleeding heart anti-
>American trash.
>

	Nope, not anti-American, just anti Shitty Twitty. You know, you 
have some nerve playing the name game after the poems that have been 
penned in alt.flame extoling you. Even by Graley.


>JEFF WITTY
>A.K.A. THE SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, US ARMY



		Jagdeep Sahni
		A Hard Hitting, Trash Talking, Philadelphia Eagles Fan
From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Americans are Screwy
Date: 24 Dec 92 10:17:31 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1ha6lfINN896@uwm.edu> leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt) writes:
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Hey, that's what we like to see!  GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Anyone who thinks that the Union flag is not symmetrical should
get a life.

-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.feminism,soc.men
From: gcf@panix.com (Gordon Fitch)
Subject: Re: Fallout (was: Re: Boycotts
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 1993 18:00:30 GMT
Organization: mydog in exile

In article <725835145@lear.cs.duke.edu> gazit@cs.duke.edu (Hillel) writes:
| Is not it interesting that the same people who are sure that they
| *understand* the world and know how to fix the world can't even 
| read and understand a simple Followup line?

The point is not whether people can fix follow-up lines,
but what it is about alt.feminism that you're afraid of.
Want to tell us?

| (The follow up to this article is set to alt.flame;
| there is really no need to whine so much, Gordon.)

I'm not whining; I'm enjoying this.  I think you're 
funny, and I want to share my enjoyment with others.
-- 

 )*(    Gordon Fitch    )*(    gcf@panix.com    )*(
( 1238 Blg. Grn. Sta.,  NY NY 10274 * 718.273.5556 )
From: leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: *ROFL*
Date: 23 Dec 1992 06:48:28 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

Lefty writes (kinda funny, eh?) to Michele Dall'agata....

>Any disputes over alt.flame rules must be adjudicated by Kevin Darcy. 
>Please note that it is customary, while waiting for the final ruling, to
>strip naked and wade 100 yards out into Lake Michigan while carrying two
>cinder blocks in each hand.
>
>We'll make sure someone comes and gets you when we need you.
>
>Lefty (lefty@apple.com)
>C:.M:.C:., D:.O:.D:.

The only reason there would be to go out and find Michele would be to
retrieve the cinder blocks... They serve a useful purpose, unlike
Michele.
   

						leonardo (icniV ad)

Newsgroups: alt.flame,soc.culture.african.american,alt.politics.correct,misc.test,talk.politics.misc,alt.peeves,alt.politics.clinton,alt.president.clinton,alt.religion.kibology,alt.politics.bush,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.rap
From: donb@igor.tamri.com (Don Baldwin)
Subject: Re: CORRECT VIEW ON RACISM
Organization: TOSHIBA America MRI, South San Francisco, CA
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 92 18:51:28 GMT

In article <1he2lnINNda0@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> cs360@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Geoffrey William Buhl) writes:
>
>    All I have to say about this is: This is why I have a gun.

Hmm.  Personally, I have a gun to preserve life by protecting the innocent.
Also, so that I can turn small fuzzy animals like squirrels into a fine
red mist...

>R U Down for tha WAR

Yep.  The Kaiser had better watch out!

Over there, over there....

     don
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* Software     The strongest way to block is never to provoke a blow.        *
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From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Where are the women?!?
Date: 21 Dec 92 22:23:47 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1h5i1mINN57d@cardinal.ksu.ksu.edu>, cress@cardinal.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress) writes:
> 
> There's quite a trend that perhaps you haven't noticed.
> 
> 1. You come to America presumably to get at the superior women,
>     at least the way you babbles on in your posts, but you don't
>     get any.
> 2. You work at Fermilab where there are 90% men.  Again you can't
>     get any women.  (I bet you kinda like looking at all those
>     tight male asses in lab coats, though)
> 3. You bitch that there are no women in alt.flames
> 
> Strange...everywhere you go, all people of the opposite gender
> kind of go away.  I wonder why that is?  Hmmmm....
> 
> Garrett

Ok, I knew that I was going to deal with such a flame. I hoped that nobody 
thought that, but I finally see that alt.flame is not always a bunch of 
morons. Good flame, even if it is still a Christmas problem. My bet is that
after Christmas, they'll be back. And more then before. They know that I am 
here...

	Michele
From: leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Where are the women?!?
Date: 22 Dec 1992 07:04:41 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


	Me thinks that Michele Dall'agata had a colostomy.....
The doctors decided that instead of evacuating his waste into a
plastic bag hung on his belt, they would channel it directly out his
mouth. This explains why Michele does nothing but talk shit in his
posts. 



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Hey Mikey........THPPPPPPPPT!!!
From: sgast+@pitt.edu (Susan Garvin)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Short term memory loss (Was: Re: Keegan is a persistent Fuck.   [Was Re: British Empire Loyalists])
Date: 21 Dec 92 19:41:13 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

In article <BzLo1F.M9s@cmptrc.lonestar.org> andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
#
#Nice try with the followup to misc.test, dickhead.  
#
#FOAD.



"Then I shall resume my habit of ignoring YOU."  
- <BzKp1H.CJK@cmptrc.lonestar.org>
From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 16:28:14 GMT
Subject: Re: Trolls lovely Acid Trip (Re: Chris's lovely Australia)
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

This is a strange place for submarines, but I think troll is right.. the 
San Jose Mercury news, sunday edition 27 Dec has an article re: 1st Soviet
nuclear sub accident that has just been reported.. it went on to talk about
how volunteers corrected a leaking cooling pipe and died within hours from 
high rad exposure.  Boat was towed back to USSR.   In the article, the 
Thresher (1963) and another (article is at home) were talked about as being
lost at sea.  Also, they mentioned that along with the Soviet dumping of 
old reactors, the US has done this and lost another submarine of the 
"Seawolf Class"...  It is interesting to note that Troll and the San Jose
Mercury News have conspired together in order to confuse you and prompt 
you to defame Troll's outstanding character.  He is a fine young man and
fine young citizen. If Troll says there were Seawolf Class submarines
then there were.  And, in addition, if Troll says Elvis is alive, He is.
From: sperdomo@samson.hac.com (Sanin Perdomo)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Americans are Screwy
Date: 21 Dec 92 19:32:15 GMT
Reply-To: sperdomo@samson.hac.com
Organization: Hughes Training Incorporated, WCO

In article 724712962@sfu.ca, katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine "Cunt" Mason) writes:
> 
> I got the idea lame-brain.  You are so simple-minded that it didn't take
> much.  Defending him/her self from freeway shootings is still more urgent
> to the average yank than defense from invaders.  Who is going to invade
> the US?  Canada?  Russia?  Mexico?  Somalia perhaps?  Get real.  Get your
> priorities straight.

You still don't get it bitch.  Try again.

-cosmic
From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Another wop crawls out of the woodwork.
Date: 22 Dec 92 14:09:37 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1992Dec20.181424.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> In article <1182@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
> > In article <1992Dec15.094753.16614@itnsg1.cineca.it> marco@itnsg1.cineca.it (Marco Olivotto) writes:
> >>
> >> Pizza pizza, give me pizza, I gotta have pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.
> >> Hey-a, Michell-e, get-a your head out-a that-a bog and-a gimmie some PIZZA.
> >>
> > I don't know what did it but somehow I get the feeling that there
> > is yet another WOP on the net - good lord.
> 
> Scared? Possible. You are not able to deal with us, you know that we can 
> easily kick your ass. You know, british don't like Italians. Probably because 
> you can't compare with us. (really I think that you guys can't compare with 
> anybody, but I know that we put more shit on you that everybody else.)
> 
You know, you're right.  Yes, I agree with you.  For once you're right
We don't compare ourselves to the wops.  If we did, god forbid, we would
conclude that we are intelligent, educated people, whereas the wops are
all either toilet cleaners or Olive pickers.  The only reason companies
(UK or US) employ wops is because they are cheap labour and only require
a good kicking as payment for a 50+ hour week's work.

You seem to aspire to be a top scientist.  Perhaps you should master
the particles you are sweeping up before applying.  At least you could
put that on your CV.

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