From: Kevin.J.Feury@dartmouth.edu (Kevin J. Feury)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Re: Suaron-Peace War
Date: 8 Apr 92 05:45:01 GMT
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In article <UdsZx4600WBK09ZA9s@andrew.cmu.edu>
jn2i+@andrew.cmu.edu (John Adam Nimpfer) writes:

> This is the end my friends.
>     I hereby withdraw from this asinine flame war.  I can't believe all
> of you people are taking up precious bandwith, posting these idiotic
> votes.  The main reason I'm withdrawing is to allow people who love
> metal to read what they want.  All who cast a vote should be ashamed of
> themselves.  You must look in the mirror and ask yourself,"Do I have a
> brain?  Do I deserve to live?" 

no, honestly you're right! i have no brain! i don't deserve to live! i
deserve to die! you're right! thank you for revealing this to me.
not. quite the attitude and question for such a christian devotee to
take. i'd say that line should about convince anyone who was still
questioning you that you are a complete and total farce. 

> I don't see how anyone can support a
> complete loser like Suaron.  Going by the unbelievable number of
> messages this guy posts every month, I have to conclude that he is a
> serious computer geek.  He started the voting campaign just to get
> attention.  I truly believe that if he lost this voting thing that he
> would be seriously depressed.  This bboard is his life. 

oh please. this b-board is not his life. i think he's just really
interested in music and this is his way to express it. who cares how
many posts he makes each day or month. hell, i've written five today.
why? because i'm interested in music too. and i have things and
information and ideas to share and express. that's what this board is
all about. flame wars, however undesirable and irritating you and
others may find them, can be fun, and if you look hard enough, there's
usually even some thought put into it.

> All you people
> have done is inflated the ego of a very self conscious person.  How can
> anyone find a guy who responds to every message with the same rant and
> rave about posers, amusing?  If you find Suaron so funny, why don't you
> and he take it to rec humor? 

then we wouldn't bloody well be talking about music would we? i could
just see the thread there, and people asking, 'what the fuck is going
on here? this isn't alt.r-n-r.metal, this is rec.humor...take this shit
back where it belongs!' then we could say, 'oh, but this nice,
upstanding, not-really-yet-still-claiming-to-be-christian person told
us to take it here so we did...and we can't go back...and...and...' get
a clue. the discussion belongs here. if you don't like it, bugger off.

> From reading all the responses to Suaron
> and my messages over the past few months, I have to deduce that there is
> no intelligent life on this bboard.

you're certainly not increasing the intellectual discussion. if you
really believe that, you obviously don't read much of this board,
because there are people, suaron one of them, who try to engage in
intelligent arguments and exchange information.

>  Why did you waste your time
> responding to my messages...were you bored or just stupid? 

i would say mostly amused that someone like yourself could waltz in
here and actually think he could stop us from enjoying ourselves or
change the way we do things here.

> No one can
> accuse me of wasting bandwith because you're all guilty. 

you're right! most of us have gotten a righteous laugh out of it!

>  I'm going to
> leave you and Suaron and Maple and Victoria and Weasel to play your
> little games.  I started this religious thing to prove a point that
> metal rots the brains of its listeners...I think I proved my point.

i don't think you proved anything at all. metal doesn't do anything to
us except make us happily thrash about (of course with the desire to
inflict wanton destruction, drink excessively, do drugs, cause violence
to women and children and the like. clearly. all because of the music!)
i hope i don't have to note that as sarcasm for you.

>  I
> love metal, but after reading this, maybe I should cut back on my daily
> intake to save my brain.  I'm done reading this newsgroup until next
> semester, when I'll challenge Suaron to give up his facade and bow down
> before the true metal god.  But for now, I'm going to get off this
> computer and go out and get some sun.  May you all rot at your
> terminals.  I am no longer Peace, I am now Anarchy.

oh boy. we're all so happy and so convinced. you are now the coolest.
you're the ultimate poser with the ultimate pose.

>                                                                 Anarchy
> P.S. Suaron, in the words of our disturbed friend, Maple:
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> F U C K    Y O U !    Y O U    M O T H E R F U C K E R ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
> ! ! ! !

you are the most rebellious ever. have you simply given up the pose
altogether and gone back to being whoever you were before?

or is this all actually true? 

who cares, i've found it amusing.

-kev.

slatanist@mac.dartmouth.edu

i think these lyrics sum up mr. nimper and his efforts...

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fighting a losing battle, pretending to win
repenting to holy unknowns, pretending to sin
all i do is hide the wounds where blood just won't congeal
couldn't ever take my soul 'cos it isn't there to steal

yeah, loser i'm a secret loser
loser i'm a secret loser
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