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From: ctrexp5@caa.mrs.umn.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Vote FOr NatE (Slightly-SiLlY  PaRTy)
Date: 16 Oct 92 01:36:48 GMT
Organization: University of Minnesota, Morris

I've Been thinking, and I promise FREE , yes, you red that right, FREE, logs 
of Venezuelan Beaver Cheese to every one. Not only that, but I will open up 
a library for the publick, consisting of Biggles combs his hair, Ethel the 
Aardvark goes quantity surveying, etc.
		Also, If I am elected, Diners will be forced to serve spam,
spam,spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam.  And if you don't like baked 
beans, you can bloody well have spam instead!
	Yes, I can see you reading my promises and muttering, "oh sure, he 
can sit there in his comfy chair and promise all he wants.  But what has he 
Done?  I want to know his qualifications!"
	Well, I participated in designing the " You too can be a great 
actor "series, and that was quite the success, I might add.  Also, can 
identify a larch, and I was raised in a hole in the ground covered with a 
sheet of taurpalin.  I was forced to get up in the morning at ten o' clock 
at night, 'alf an hour before I went to bed, Drink a cup of cold sulfuric 
acid, and go work down at the mill for twenty nine hours a day, unpaid for 
the privelege of going to work! And when I got home my mother and father 
would kill me, and dance about in my grave, singing halleluja.  If that     
isn't a work ethic to be proud of, I don't know what is.  
		And for those of you considering not voting for me, I fart 
in your general direction! YOur wother was a hampster and your father 
smelled of elder berries (don't take thet last one to seriously, 
please : )).

		Thank you for your time, and Vote for NNNNNate!
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Get the comfy chair !
Date: 7 Oct 92 15:15:21 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct7.163801.20818@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> 
>>In article <6OCT92.00455306@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>> In a forthcoming article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet summarizes Proust:
>>>>In article <3OCT92.21402079@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>>>> In a previous article, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) 
>>>>> foams at the mouth and falls over backwards:
>>>>>>>> **********************************************************************
>>>>>>>> **********************************************************************
>>>>>>>Hmmm. The U2 quote seems rather relevent to this posting, I believe.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>Ratboy aka has nothing to say.
>>>>>>James <=== same here
>>>>> Well, if you held these views up to a mirror, they'd certainly reflect then,
>>>>> wouldn't they?  HA!!  You never thought of that, did you?  Well, You'd better
>>>>> think more carefully the next time you write one of those poxy disclaimers, 
>>>>> eh?
>>>>> 
>>>>> 					peace,
>>>>> 					Fievel
>>>>WEll now. Rat-bashing are we? What if I claimed to be ineligible to
>>>>claim the disclaimer that was claimed before I started to claim
>>>>disclaimers? What if I made sense every once in a while....
>>>>		Love and all that for those who need it....
>>>>			Gina
>>>>> 
>>> Pardon me, but it's my God-given right to bash rats if I want to!  
>>> BTW, according to my records, your policy states that no claim you ever
>>> make will be paid.
>>> 				piece,
>>> 				Fievel
> 
>>Excuse me, Fievel, but I wan tto be the one to bash rats. I hear they
>>are actually very good in the late night hours...
> 
> I used to bash rats until I was able to save up enough money to
> buy a mouse-organ.
> 
>>So you found out that my claims might not be paid...That doesn't mean
>>I won't get paid, now does it.
> 
>>Piece?!??  What, are you lonely? 
>>	What've you got to say NOW????>>>>>>>>>>>Gina 
> Mesaj nerak Pisces (actually Aries, but who's counting?)
Got a problem with Pisces?!!!? I happen to be a Pisces. Want to
reconsider?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: Good Morning!
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 23:42:22 GMT

Michael Frank Caver (mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu) wrote:
: (James Willer) squawks: 
: >mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) gets all hot under the collar:
: >>(Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
: >>>(David Bromage) writes:
: >>>> 
: >>>> Damn, another dead article.
: >>>And Gina jokingly replies:
: >>>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
: >>Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!
: >Same J <=== tastes like chicken!!
: Ratboy <== has a lot of rat in him...
How much?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: A reflective equilibrium
Originator: kchestn@c00350-247dan.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 15:52:54 GMT


In article <1992Oct14.101447.26444@ulrik.uio.no>, nielsh@hedda.uio.no writes:
|> Path: taco!lll-winken!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!spool.mu.edu!uunet!mcsun!sunic!aun.uninett.no!nuug!nntp.uio.no!news
|> From: nielsh@hedda.uio.no
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Subject: A reflective equilibrium
|> Message-ID: <1992Oct14.101447.26444@ulrik.uio.no>
|> Date: Wed, 14 Oct 92 06:14:47 GMT+5:00
|> Sender: news@ulrik.uio.no (Mr News)
|> Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Organization: Univ. of Oslo, Norway
|> Lines: 8
|> Nntp-Posting-Host: hf-mac83.uio.no
|> 
|> Did in fact the one fat Christ balance out the two skinny ones, or did the the
|> two skinny ones balance out the fat one? 
|> 
|> 
|> Niels Christian Hervig who now say ekki ekki ptang
|> Department of Scandinavian Studies and Comparative Literature
|> Faculty of Arts
|> The University of Oslo
|> 
I belive the fat one balanced out the two skinny ones.  I'm not sure.
I don't know much about art but I know what I like.

His holyness aka can't wear jeans without causing a stir.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Terry Jones appears on The Young Indianan Jones cronicles.refresh
Date: 15 Oct 92 15:25:04 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY


In article <1992Oct14.194818.2167@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct13.193904.3965@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes...
>>>v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH) writes:
>>> 
>>>>In article <Bw19uy.6I8@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v151luy2@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott D McGinnis) writes...
>>>>>	ATTENTION!!!
>>>>> 
>>>>>	Am i the only one who recognized Mr. Jones on the Young
>>>>>Indy Jones. He plays a Spanish WWI spy in Barcelona. The show
>>>>>looks at this point to be very sarcastic, and not serious at all.
>>> 
>>>>Nope, I just saw that episode tonight.
>>>>In fact, he plays an *Italian* WWI spy.
>>> 
>>>I wonder if they were expecting the Italian Inquisition?
>>> 
>>>>Tia aka it was a good one, tho'...
>>>Jamus <=== I heard Tia was a good one ...
>>Tia aka I *am* a good one.
> James <=== Well, come on over to my place, I'll pick up Gina, and we'll
> 	eat a few Renoirs...
You'll pick me up? When? where? I need to know so I can be ready...

> 
>>BTW, Terry Jones also *directed* the episode.
> Terry Jones directed the Italian Inquistion??
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Henri Bergson?!
Date: 14 Oct 92 19:45:37 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) LEAPS into the conversation only to be rebuffed by my witty reparte':
>In article <1992Oct13.191342.3156@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet begs to differ:
>>>In article <1992Oct9.182256.21984@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>> jsarna@vax.clarku.edu makes several attempts to jump the Channel (without being bound at all):
>>>>>In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet leaps tall buildings in a single
>>>>>bound (depending, of course, on where she's bound):
>>
>>>>>Gibbon's _Decline & Fall of the Roman Empire_ DELETED
>>
>>>>>>>>Piece?!??  What, are you lonely?
>>>>>>>>	What've you got to say NOW????>>>>>>>>>>>Gina
>>>>>>> Will you marry me?
>>>>>>> 		-Fievel
>>>>>>Mawiage. We have come together to join these two in wholy matwimoney.
>>>>>>Sure, I'll marry you IF:
>>>>>>	1. You'll pay all my cliams that I might not pay.
>>>>>>	2. I won't have to pay you for anything (though the rewards
>>>>>>	   for your sevices rendered will be abundant and pleasing).
>>>>>>	3. Rat-bashing and cat-crashing become Olympic Sports.
>>>>>>	4. You're as good everywhere else as you are on the computer.
>>>>>>		(And I do mean ***everywhere***  *wink, wink*)
>>>>
>>>>>I'm sorry, my dear, but my religion forbids me from giving money to cliams.
>>>>>			-Fievel
>>>> Could I just add that *my* religion allows me to give money to claims,
>>>> but forbids me from giving money to clams?
>>>>
>>>> Mesaj <=== I didn't think so.
>>>Well, *your* religion must be the same as mine. And since I'm not clam
>>>(last time I heard, I was a wench)...what are you doing tonight?
>>That depends. How much will you give me for it?
>May I just but in and say that my religion forbids me giving
>clams for Gina's claims?
I just hope she doesn't have the clap!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: Hello????
Originator: kchestn@c00398-346dan.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 15:36:37 GMT


In article <1992Oct7.144227.3020@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!ames!haven.umd.edu!darwin.sura.net!wupost!ukma!netnews.louisville.edu!wkuvx1!goffgb
|> From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Subject: Re: Hello????
|> Message-ID: <1992Oct7.144227.3020@wkuvx1.bitnet>
|> Date: 7 Oct 92 14:42:27 CDT
|> References: <1992Oct6.234238.26603@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>
|> Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY
|> Lines: 7
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> In article <1992Oct6.234238.26603@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
|> > 
|> > Damn, another dead article.
|> And Gina jokingly replies:
|> 	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
|> 
So Ginas an artical now.  From what I gather, quite an inpressive artical
nudge nudge wink wink a nods as good as a wink to a blind man.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: new topic
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 08:05:03 GMT

(David A. Joiner) writes:
>(Jeremy C. Bargen) writes:
>>(David A. Joiner) says:
>>>(Jeremy C. Bargen) writes:
>>>>(Michael Frank Caver) belches:
>>>>>(Jeremy C. Bargen) makes that funny noise with his armpit:
>>>>>>In a previous article, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) heckles:
>>>>>>>->In a previous article, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) jeckles:
>>>>>>>->
>>>>>>>->>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
>>>>>>>->>
>>>>>>>->>Vote for your top 3 fav's and I will tabulate
>>>>>>>->>the winner in one week......
>>>>>>>->>
>>>>>>>->>Just something to still the boredom....
>>>>>>>->>Jester aka vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>->So...we're to vote for our five favorite a.f.m.p'ers, are we?
>>>>>>>->Well, I'm casting a vote for Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Newsgroup.
>>>>>>>Well I prefer Brave Sir Robin, who almost sent a post once,
>>>>>>>who nearly flamed Jester, and nearly followed up to an article with the
>>>>>>>word `Spam' in it..
>>>>>>Ooh!  Don't say the "S" word!  I soiled my armor, I was so scared!
>>>If you eat Spam, you would never soil your armor, it just all dissolves
>>>right through your stomach lining and you see those wonderful
>>>lights.
>>>>>>>->Vermin ralph Head Surgeon for the Hospital for Pretty Young Ladies Who
>>>>>>>->Don't Have Anything In Particular Wrong With Them
>>>>>>>Pag aka Well where is the machine that goes `ping' ?
>>>>>>Right here...
>>>>>>*ping*
>>>>>>See? Now don't you feel silly?
>>>>>>Vermin wang this is my neighbor, he's a slimy little rat-faced git
>>>>>Ratboy aka I am not! Oh...yes i am...
>>>>Now listen here, YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BASTARD!!! ALWAYS BUTTING IN WHERE
>>>>YOU'RE NOT WANTED!!! WHY DON'T YOU GO AND...and...oh, so sorry.  I just got
>>>>a bit carried away. It's my idiom, you see...
>>><THUNK> MESSAGE FOR YOU SIR!
>>><READS> ratboy in distress trapped in swamp castle.

I want to SING!

>>>>Vermin wang Number 12...the spam
>>>dave smurf Number 42...spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,eggs and spam.
>>Spam's off luv.
>>If you like we could fry up Eric for you...Eric the processed meat
>>product...
>Id prefer to meet the dish of the day
I'll bet you would, I'll bet you would!

>>Vermin wang number eighteen...the Spanish Inquisition
>dave smurf I SAID I WANTED NUMBER 42 (with extra spam!)
Ratboy azreal SPAM spam spam spam SPAM spam spam spam...
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Friday, 2 Oct 1992 18:20:03 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Bruce is
 <1992Sep21.103350.1770@gacvx2.gac.edu> <1992Sep22.014955.13220@DIALix.oz.au>
 <1686AC2.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>
 <1992Sep22.161046.23251@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>

In article <1992Sep22.161046.23251@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>,
jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) says:
>
>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu exacerbates the existing problems, rather than creating
>new problems:
>
>>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>>phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>>>>1992Sep21.122424.9704@DIALix.oz.au>  writes:
>>>>} sharkman@magicbb.uucp (Matt Daw) echoes:
>>>>}
>>>>} >Does anyone have the lyrics to the bruces song?
>>>>} Meetch aka Yes, but I'm not going to tell you.
>>>>I'm afraid you're a little late - the party started a post ago.
>>>Nyargh!  That's wot ya get when news feed gets shut off for the weekend.  But
>>>I'm STILL not going to tell you.
>>>
>>>Meetch aka Defiant until the *THUMP*
>>Chris aka *THUMP*
>Mesaj aka Oh, that's just GREAT! Now we got Thumper on the net!
>        Next thing ya know there'll be bloody Smurfs posting!!
Sal aka La la la la la la...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Jester & Me sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 06:40:00 GMT

jester the sage mumbled: 
>(ratfink) writes:
>>>}>}>}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
>>>}>}>}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
>>>}>}>}Right! I'm calling my lawyer! 
>>>}>}>whats his name??? and does he like men?
>>>}>}Of course not! He likes goats.
>>>}>shaved or unshaved????? with or without horns
>>>}He likes unshaved real raw dead goat...gotta escape prosecution...
>>>so i noticed.....but i will rat to inspector clitoris.
>>Hey! Watch it! You're using my species' name in vain!
>thats the general idea ya scum....
Right! I'll do you for that!

>>>}>}>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
>>>}>}>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
>>>}>}>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
>>>}>}>}>this means war....
>>>}>}>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
>>>}>}>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
>>>}>}>waterbaloons..
>>>}>}Does that include my bazooka too? It looks like a waterbaloon from a distance
>>>}>well..i guess...but don't point that thing at me.
>>>}Hey! It has a mind of its own...
>>>yes..its aimed at my mind..now quit it!!!!!
>>Oh. Sorry. Maybe it has *my* mind...
>quit letting technology take over your very small mind...
I know when I'm not wanted! Come on, Concord!

>>>}>}>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>>>}>}>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>>>}>}>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>>>}>}>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>>>}>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>}>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>}>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>}>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>>}Ratboy aka do I have to?
>>>Jester squig...err.....no?
>>Ratboy octopus ...oh. ok, then.
>Jester clam good...now what do we talk about now?
Ratboy shark Umm...ovine aviation?
From: jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: new topic
Date: 7 Oct 1992 18:43:51 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen)
NNTP-Posting-Host: thor.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) says:

>
>	In article <1as7ugINNa1a@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> 
>	jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Vermin D. Pestilent) did say :
>
>->
>->In a previous article, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) says:
>->
>->>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
>->>
>->>Vote for your top 3 fav's and I will tabulate
>->>the winner in one week......
>->>
>->>Just something to still the boredom....
>->>
>->>Jester aka vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>->
>->So...we're to vote for our five favorite a.f.m.p'ers, are we?
>->
>->Well, I'm casting a vote for Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Newsgroup.
>Well I prefer Brave Sir Robin, who almost sent a post once,
>who nearly flamed Jester, and nearly followed up to an article with the
>word `Spam' in it..

Ooh!  Don't say the "S" word!  I soiled my armor, I was so scared!

>->
>->Vermin ralph Head Surgeon for the Hospital for Pretty Young Ladies Who
>->Don't Have Anything In Particular Wrong With Them
>Pag aka Well where is the machine that goes `ping' ?
>
Right here...
*ping*
See? Now don't you feel silly?

Vermin wang this is my neighbor, he's a slimy little rat-faced git
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Subject: Re: Morning Menu!
Reply-To: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 05:34:30 GMT


In a previous article, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) says:

>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) does his fine impression of Dr. Gumby:
>>(James Willer) squawks: 
>>>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) gets all hot under the collar:
>>>>(Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
>>>>>(David Bromage) writes:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Damn, another dead article.
>>>>>And Gina jokingly replies:
>>>>>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
>>>>Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!
>>>Same J <=== tastes like chicken!!
>>Ratboy <== has a lot of rat in him...
>E Jams <=== I'd like spam, bacon, eggs, sausage and rat. That's not
>	got *much* rat in it ...
Lisa aka I don't want *any* rat, I don't *like* rat.

-- 
            "The children asked him if to kill was not a sin"
                                                Lennon/McCartney
From: yadallee@ersys.edmonton.ab.ca (Dave Shariff Yadallee)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: The Monty Python Difference
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 92 05:40:23 MDT
Organization: Edmonton Remote Systems #2, Edmonton, AB, Canada

And Now for Something Completely DIfferent.

Dave Shariff Yadallee (yadallee@ersys.edmonton.ab.ca,
userLIBE@mts.ucs.ualberta.ca)
God Save the Queen, God Bless us All! Remember! Jesus Saves!!
Canadians: send a clear message to the government!  ON Oct. 26, Abstain
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: deadly joke question
Date: 16 Oct 92 18:54:46 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct16.022004.12655@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>In article <a3NisB1w165w@sys6626.bison.mb.ca>, msimla@sys6626.bison.mb.ca (Michael Simla) writes:
>>> thravn@daimi.aau.dk (Thorbj|rn Ravn Andersen) writes:
>>> 
>>>> jprlarib@cs.ruu.nl (Jan Peter Laribij) writes:
>>>> 
>>>> >Now, anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwiend
>>>> >Biggus Dickus? - Monty Python
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Wasn't that Bwiggus Dickus?  I utterly utterly utterly failed to grasp the na
>>>> of his wife.  Any sharp eared philosophers out there?
>>>> 
>>>> PS.  Which MP show featured a cod, which _didn't_ fly about 10 meters?
>>>> 
>>>> Jrobnroht 
>>> 
>>> Buttockus Giganticus?
>>> 
>>> msimla aka newbius dimwitica
>>> 
>>> //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
>>> /  We put the fear into atmosphere..... mail: msimla@sys6626.bison.mb.ca/
>>> /                    -Brent Bambury                                     /
>>> /                                                                      /
>>> / I disagree what you say, but I will defend to the death your right   /
>>> / to say it.  -Voltaire                                                /
>>> ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
>>You'd die for little ole me? Wanna get married tomorrow? ---> Gina
> Meetch aka Wot a flirt.

Who, me? What gives you _that_ idea?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: thravn@daimi.aau.dk (Thorbj|rn Ravn Andersen)
Subject: Re: deadly joke question
Organization: DAIMI: Computer Science Department, Aarhus University, Denmark
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 92 20:59:25 GMT

jprlarib@cs.ruu.nl (Jan Peter Laribij) writes:

>Now, anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwiend
>Biggus Dickus? - Monty Python


Wasn't that Bwiggus Dickus?  I utterly utterly utterly failed to grasp the name
of his wife.  Any sharp eared philosophers out there?

PS.  Which MP show featured a cod, which _didn't_ fly about 10 meters?

Jrobnroht
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: 'Allo, Mrs Non-Entity!!!
Date: 8 Oct 92 18:43:12 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>>>Meetch aka Well the bacteriological population is so low sir!
>>Chris Well, it's certainly unpopulated by certain molds and such that would
>>constitute *cheese*!
>>Sal aka It depends on what you consider cheese. My aunt millie (who doesn't |
>>        seem to exist) once made a cheese with this funny little instrument |
>>        with a piece of glass and a black case and this thin plastic inside |
>>        and a bright light. She kept walking around saying "Cheese" "Cheese"|
>>        and that was the only thing she was carrying around. I kept trying  |
>>        to take it, but she always pulled it away. How's that for justified?|
>Ratboy aka got any more of that? I'm feeling a bit peckish.
Jas Me <=== Eh?