From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!(Long)
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 20:39:21 GMT
Organization:  MOOOOOOOOOON RIIIIIIIIIIVER!


                           TYGER                                         
                  Kristen Kathryn Kohlbecker                           
                                                                            
                         BASIC STATS                                      
                                                                                
                                                                                
            Born: April 2,1970                                                  
            Died: NOT FOR A WHILE!!! :)                                         
            College: Santa Clara University                                     
                                                                                
            Home Address: 802 Cambrian Dr.
                          Campbell, CA 95008
                                                                                
            Height: 5'7"                                                        
            Weight: 45 minutes from this sign...;)
            Eyes: Blue                                                          
            Hair: Light blonde                                                  
            Sex: YES!!! (Uh...Female..:))                                       
            Nicknames: Tyger, just Tyger                         
            Languages spoken: English, Spanish, and German...well sort of..:)
                                                                                
          Some people complain that the above says very little about me AT 
   ALL, so I consulted with some local experts and they came up with the 
   following....  
                                                                  
     "Nice...er...lungs!"--SHADOW@MAX                                          
                                                                                
                      "You may be held together with chewing gum, but it's such 
                       NICE chewing gum..."--WALKERA@CITJULIE                   
                                                                                
    "It's the blonde hair...this girl is doomed to be a ditz.."--SCANTLAY@SCU   
                                                                                
                                 "I hope youre not dieting away the good parts!"
                                                                 --0096P@NAVPGS 
                                                
                                                                                
                                            "Tygers are wonderful things!"      
                                                        --DMOHR@SCU             
"Uh-oh...here comes trouble...it's a Tyger!"                                    
                           --BARNEY@USCVM        

"She rates very high on the Boinkability Scale"
                           --GERG@NETCOM
                               
                                                                                
  I would like to thank these people for their valuable input...:-)             
                                                                                
I am thankfully through with Santa Clara University, where I was a 
long-suffering English major. I moved to California when I was 7 and have 
been nothing but trouble ever since! ;-) My hobbies include role-playin',
hell-raising, jobhunting, boinking and SHOPPING!!!! :) 
                               
                                                                                
     A brief word before I REALLY start to babble..*grin* If you think that     
I forgot anything, please tell me! Anyway...                                    
                                                                                
    I graduated from Valhalla High School in June 1988 (inmate 077027 PAROLED!!)
and I DON'T miss it ! :-) I've been called the most bizzare human being on 
Earth,and I think that's quite a compliment given some of the things I've been
called! :-)          
                                                                                
   If you ever feel the need to communicate..send E-mail or send to me direct   
 at tyger@netcom.com. I can also be contacted other places, but that ain't for 
you to know! :-) I'm on the system a LOT, as I have little else to do after 
I was let go by the mor...I mean the *nice* people in the SCU PC Center.
                                                                                
    I like certain songs from ALL types of music but I LOVE jazz and comedic    
stuff!I confess! I am a Doctor Demento ADDICT!! People who have taken the time  
to glance through my music note that there is a lot of stuff there that they may
not be terribly familiar with. I love being introduced to new music, so tell me 
about your favorites! :-) My faves range from Wierd Al to Al Jarreau and 
Prince. My music library is like a rabbit farm...it increases at a rate that
would boggle the mind! Sorry, no CD's yet...
                                                                            
                                                                                
The Manhattan Transfer is the best! The only type of music I really have a      
problem with is Punk stuff (What happened to MELODY,guys??)
                      
                                                                                
    I LOVE LOVE LOVE to dance! It and singing are my main consuming passions! I 
was CMEA top female vocalist for all of my four years of high school and was in 
Valhalla's Women's Ensemble in my Senior year. Don't get the idea that I will 
burst into song at a moment's notice, however. I am actually pretty shy about
my singing so there are a select few who have heard my voice outside of a group
unless they have been covertly listening to me while I was showering...:-) I 
will hardly ever turn down an invite to go dancing cuz to me almost any time 
is the right time!! Just turn on the music and watch me go...well..dont just 
sit there and watch, on second thought..*grin*    
                                                                                
                                                                                
VICES, ADDICTIONS, AND MISCELLANIA.                                             
Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies                                                 
Swimming (The last of my county records fell a couple years ago)           
Movies                                                                          
Cruisin' Santa Clara with my friends
Showing people around San Diego or Santa Clara(hint, hint) :)
Aerobics (I can hear you snicker from here, stop that!)                         
Seeing how much I can get away with and still go to Heaven                      
Almost any Ben&Jerry's ice cream!                                               
Robin Cook, MD is GOD!           
ER...UM...extracurricular activities? *winkwink, nudgenudge*                    
*boingboingboing* :)                                              
                                                      
INTENSE DISLIKES:                                                               
                                                                                
People who are rude and abusive for no apparent reason                      
Usenet perverts (If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd talk to a donkey, okay?)  
Benson Center food                                                              
Cold rainy days                                                                 
People who push others around                                                   
Guys who are "God's gift to women" *retch*                                      
Airheads and stooopid users!! (What's THIS button do?)                          
Closed-minded people                                                            
Liars!!!!!!                                                                     
People that call me...dare I say it?..Krissy!! *retch, heave, wince, squirm* :P 
(Only my grandmother has that priviledge...when youre 89, we'll talk)           
White wine sipping, yogurt sucking, BMW driving, stuck up YUPPIES!              
Chauvinists!!!!!!!!!                                                            
                                                                                
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY:                                                          
                                                                                
Chuffer (San Diego Zoo)                          
Mizuno  (Toronto Zoo)

*whew* Boy, that was cathartic...:)

   Tyger                                                                                
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-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break 
 
                       
        
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