From: endevour@wam.umd.edu (Afghan)
Subject: Re: Fundamentalism just stinks like KGB overbaked agent..
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 05:36:48 GMT

In article <Bz3wzt.HAI@newsflash.concordia.ca> ilyess@ECE.Concordia.CA (Ilyess Bdira) writes:
>Anybody with a clear mind will notice how those two guys are
                                                 ^^^^^^^^
>trying to scare people who interfere with their dirty agenda by
>intimidation and slander...

Who is this second guy ? Boy you are so confused that you are already
seeing double. woops. 

Bagora Saheb do not take my response too personal. When I talk to you I 
simply use you as a representative of what I am targetting. If you think
it intimidates you then maybe you should stay away from the net. It 
can be hazardous to your mental health. ( assuming it is not late already ?)


> I do not need to reply to them,

You are just saying that to make us happy. I know you don't mean it. 
But maybe you should try shuting up. It will save both you and your 
brethren a world of embarassment. 


> their
>posts are self-condemning..

I think you are right. I feel condemned already. I had no desire to engage
in this mud wrestling with pros like you and Lutfi Agha. 


 It is clear from the odor of their posts
>that if they are CIA agents, then they are overbaked..
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Thanks for the revelation. I did not know I was a CIA agent until 
this moment when I read your posting. It made me think. You know 
the Soviets and the Khalqies and Parchamies used to call me CIA agent
too. I used to ignore them but now you are saying the same thing and     
this confirmed my suspicion that I might be actually an agent after all.
Except an uderpaid one. They have not yet payed me for my services even
though I had no idea that I was serving them. But that is no excuse 
because the Soviets and Ilyess Badira and the CIA knew all the time
that I was an agent.I am outrage at this level of deception.      

Could it be that my salary could have been diverted for arms to Gulbudin.
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Why else the CIA not pay me what is mine ? Ilyess you are a clever person,
what do you think I should do ? should I sue the Agency directly or should
I start with Gulbudin and let the scandal grow from there ? hmmmm, I really
need an advise here. I feel so cheated by the CIA. 

And you say they overbaked me ? horrors ? I am difinitely going to sue them
for that ? Badira Saheb, God bless you, you just made me rich man.

But one thing does puzzle me ? what do YOU and the Soviets have
in common to know about my covert activities for CIA ?  You know the     
KGB agent who called me CIA was called Nikoly Badira. I smell conspiracy.
Where is Oliver Stone ? :-)



>
>I am not impressed nor scared.. It is just that Afghanistan group
>is among 30 groups that I scan everyday 

Yea I know you read a lot of news groups. In fact I have read some of
your posting in one of them ? but tell me, why in one of those news 
groups you sign your name as Sex Wizard ?????? Naughty , naughty... :-) 


(in about 30 mn) and I do not
>have the time to reply to them, but I am now convinced that this is not
>Soc.culture.Afghanistan but Talk.CIA.afghanistan...

Yep, despite the fact that I am an uderpaid CIA agent it is so good to 
have all my colleagues here talking all kind of CIA stuff together. There
is Lotfi, there is Ilyass and here is me. One big happy CIA family. By 
the way how much do they pay you ? now come on be honest I am sure they pay
more to double agents.



 So I am
>not interested.. All I can say, God help Afghanistanis who will have
>to deal with such people for so long (14 years and counting)
>I am not going to help them, I have enough people like that to deal
>with in my country.

Your sentence ( its grammatical structure) implies that we, the intellectual
elitists, are destined to rule Afghanistan for fourteen years. I did not 
know that you were into astrology ? now , now none of this nonsense in the
court when I am making my case against CIA or they will think my witness 
is a nut case and will throw my law suit to Gulbudin, oops I mean to the dogs.

And about your complaint that you have enough nut cases in your country,
I am tempted to agree. There is a saying in Pashto "Awal Zan pas ey Jahan"
which means that you first take care of yourself then take care of the world.
By the way which is your country ? Asylum-vania ? 


>
>WASSALAM ALA MAN ITTABA ALHUDA.
>(Salam to whoever deserves it).
>

I do, Walaikum Asalam. Bless you my child. :-)




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>Modified Murphy's first law of realistic probability:
>If it can happen, it will happen...
>Unless of course "it" is a good thing.
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>Ilyess Ben Ali Bdira    Montreal Quebec  Canada
>E-mail ilyess@ECE.concordia.CA, benali@alcor.concordia.CA
>Phone Number and Address variable...
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Phone number and Address variable ? Ok Mr.Bond, where is your next stop. 
Could it be FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE. :-)
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