HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: crawford@ben.dev.upenn.edu (Lauren L. Crawford)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Mixed up translations
Date: 29 Sep 92 20:50:53 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

In article <1992Sep25.072032.655@echo.philips.nl> dolf@echo.philips.nl (Dolf Grunbauer) writes:
>Wasn't some Japanese car no success in Spain because it's type name is
>something like masturbation in spanish ?

Nova = no go in Spanish.
>
>Didn't one of the advertisments of Coca Cola or Pepsi which was something
>like: "brings back the youth in you" or "for a new generation" translated
>into Chinese wrongly and when translated back to english it was something
>like: "Brings back all your (dead) ancestors"

"Coke adds life" was the English, I think.  We just tried to figure this
one out over on alt.usage.english.


  

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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: sasbmt@jjoyce.unx.sas.com (Bruce Tindall)
Subject: Re: Perfect Knowledge
Originator: sasbmt@jjoyce.unx.sas.com
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 21:50:46 GMT
Organization: SAS Institute Inc.


In article <BvGG8J.32J@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG>, phil@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG (Phil Gustafson) writes:
>In article <1992Oct1.115833.15995@husc3.harvard.edu> joltes@husc10.harvard.edu (Richard Joltes) writes:
>>
>>"no matter how thin you slice it, it's *still* baloney."
>>                                              --Milo Bloom, "Bloom County"
>
>That would be Harry Truman, Dick.

If the "Distribution:" line on the article was "world," then it 
would be globaloney, and that would be Claire Booth Luce, Bob.

-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai)
Subject: drink, drive, die, sen~or
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 17:40:46 GMT


Exerpt from _The Columbus Dispatch_   (a "legendary" paper)
Friday, September 25,1992  p. 11A, Forum page.

Headline: U.S. Drunken-Driving Laws Still Too Lenient
Author: Claude Lewis
Affiliation: Philadelphia Enquirer

[drunk driving is bad, penalties not harsh enough, etc. deleted]

...According to the _Journal of American Insurance_, U.S. laws on
the issue of drunken driving are comparatively lenient.  That may
be the very reason the problem persists.  In many instances,
courts in other countries treat drunken drivers with much greater
severity.

...  In Turkey, drunken drivers are usually taken 20 miles from
town by the police and forced to walk back under escort.

... In Malaysia, a driver is jailed, and if he is married, his
wife goes to the slammer as well.

...   [UL alert]   In Bulgaria, first-time offenders get off
easily.  But a second conviction results in execution.  In El
Salvador, your first offense is your last offense.  Driving under
the influence of alcohol can result in execution by firing squad.

...  To inhibit U.S. drivers more effectively from taking one
more snort before hitting the road, isn't there a punishment
somewhere between the paltry fines some americans get away with
and a Salvadoran firing squad?

[end exerpt]

O.K. Who has access to the _Journal of American Insurance_.

This same newspaper, _The Dispatch_, only a couple of weeks ago
reported that some Ohio group's pamphlet that quoted these same
penalties for DUI was innacurate.

J.P. "I'm OK ossifer" Papai	Papai@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: MJFORRES@SUVM.SYR.EDU (maurice)
Subject: Re: Flavored Condoms
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 20:29:40 EDT

In article <1992Sep28.161441.3369@PA.dec.com>
snopes%club33@stlth.enet.dec.com (snopes) writes:
 
>> Subject: Re: Flavored Condoms (was: Re: Stupid cop tricks)
>
>Okay, what's this thread going to mutate into next: snuff films, or
>north polar time zones?
 
Where does the word posh come from?
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Presidential UL's
Date: 26 Sep 92 16:12:35 GMT
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Distribution: world,local
Organization: Columbia University

In article <1992Sep25.235332.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>In article <1992Sep25.225805.12783@news.columbia.edu>, egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy) writes:
>> Now that there's serious danger of not having a single debate this season,
>> has there been any Presidential election in which the candidates did not
>> debate?
>
>Your memory must be going faster than mine.  In 1972 there were no
>Nixon-McGovern debates, and 1964 and 1968 were debate-free.  Before
>1960 I am unsure, but certainly there wasn't any expectation that there
>SHOULD be a debate.

I is a young'en.

>
>ObPresUL: In a weak moment Nixon cried on Kissinger's shoulder.
>
>ObPresUL #2: Churchill wanted to become U.S. President after retiring from
>the British Prime Ministership for good, and actually ran the U.S. Govern-
>ment for a time in the late 1950s when Eisenhower fell ill.
>
>ObPresUL #3: Disraeli was his VP.

ObPresUL #3.5: Craig Shergold was the puppet-master behind the whole thing.


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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: 666 Cable TV
From: rdale@cstp.umkc.edu
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 06:02:23 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: UM - Kansas City, Computer Science

> 	b) When they discover a site is cheating they send a powerful electric
> 	   current thrugh the cable and destroy (explode?) all the TV's in the
> 	   offenders' house.
> 
> Before you hit followup I am aware that a) is possible and b) is a howl.

	b) is not *too* far off the mark.  With "the bullet" the cable
company can zap chips in illegal decoders.  The people who are illegally
using the boxes are nabbed when (get this) they go down to the cable
office to complain that their cable box doan wuk no mo.

	FWIW, "the bullet" can be disabled with a simple (3 parts)
circuit which was featured in the February or March (maybe January)
1992 issue of "Radio-Electronics".

Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: phil@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG (Phil Gustafson)
Subject: Re: A Goofy Question was Re: Flavored Condoms  (was: Re: Stupid cop tricks)
Organization: Where the wolf has slept by the silver stream
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 17:28:51 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.150847.11305@midway.uchicago.edu> thf2@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>
>"I didn't say she was acting crazy, I
>said she was fuck*ng Goofy."
>
I thought we didn't have "silliest asterisk" contests on this newsgroup.

Phil "October 23?  Anniversary-of-the-universe party?  Hey, it's Terry's
turn to organize one" Gustafson
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From: joslin_paul@ae.ge.com
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: A Goofy Question was Re: Flavored Condoms  (was: Re: Stupid cop tricks)
Date: 29 Sep 92 11:28:40 GMT
Reply-To: joslin_paul@ae.ge.com
Distribution: na
Organization: GE Aircraft Engines
Originator: news@c0228.ae.ge.com

snopes%club33@stlth.enet.dec.com (snopes) writes:

>> Subject: Re: Flavored Condoms (was: Re: Stupid cop tricks)
>Okay, what's this thread going to mutate into next: snuff films, or north polar
>time zones?

Okay, you asked for it:

Today's pressing question is "What kind of animal is Goofy, anyway?"  If
he is a dog, how come he wears pants and Pluto doesn't?  Is it because
Goofy can talk, and Pluto can't?

Paul "Enquiring Minds want to Know!" Joslin
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From: msmith@crc.ac.uk (Mike Smith x3297)
Subject: Re: Eskimo words for 'snow'
Reply-To: msmith@crc.ac.uk (Mike Smith x3297)
Organization: MRC Human Genome Resource Centre
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 14:44:35 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.122046.26741@nntp.nta.no>, styri@hal.nta.no (YuNoHoo) writes:
> 
> "Cwm" is a wee mountain just outside the town of Rhyl in northern Wales, UK.
> Don't know what the word means though.
> 


I thought that Cwm referred to the village, and that the mountain is called Moel
something or other like most of the others in the Clwydian range.
The village is located in a cwm of the type described in other postings.

> YuNoHoo	  "I've been there too"
So have I.

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From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: MacKinnon Legislation Based on Urban Legends?
Keywords: FILM AT 11
Date: 5 Oct 92 21:57:42 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <6846@blue.cis.pitt.edu.UUCP>, tjw+@pitt.edu writes:
>
>Terry "Lost in space REALLY IS BETTER than Star Trek" Wood

Yeah, but Buck Rogers beats 'em both hollow.

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (Not only could Gil Gerard beat up Jean-Luc Picard, Twiki could
hogtie Spock)
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From: landauer@morocco.Eng.Sun.COM (Doug Landauer)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Counting on one's fingers ...
Date: 30 Sep 92 20:03:01 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Mt. View, Ca.
NNTP-Posting-Host: morocco

> >>when i was about 9, i figured out how to count on my fingers in base 5(one
> >>hands for ones, the other for fives.) i could get up to 30 that way.
> >
> >That's okay, I got up to 1023.
> 
> [...]
> 
> This worked pretty well, until I needed to count really large numbers.  I then
> switched to binary, and found that I could get up to 4095 if I used the heels
> of both hands as additional bits.  If I needed to go above 4095, I carried to
> eyes, mouth, clenching and unclenching toes, and so on.  I recall that once,
> while my father was in a meeting and I was waiting in a reception area with
> nothing to do, I counted up to 16383.

Or, instead, you can count with the fingers in ternary.  Just bend the finger
halfway for a 1, and extend it all the way for a 2.  Gets you up to 59,048;
but be careful when you get to 18, 4374 or 4392.
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Radar Cars (was: stupid cop tricks & t)
From: system@CODEWKS.nacjack.gen.nz (Wayne McDougall)
Date: Sat, 03 Oct 92 08:10:28 NZDST
Organization: The Code Works Limited, PO Box 10-155, Auckland, New Zealand

phil@iagu.itd.adelaide.edu.au (Phil Kernick) writes:

> 
> In article <bakc.142.717313936@giraffe.ru.ac.za>, bakc@giraffe.ru.ac.za (MR K
> > In SA, the larger municipalities use this system...
> 
> SA is also the abbreviation for South Australia, and this is where this
> Radar Camera story comes from...
> 
> The Radar Cameras here are set to photograph the rear number plate of the
> car, because the privacy legislation makes it illegal to pinpoint the exact
> location of someone without their permission.
> 
> The owner of the vehicle gets the fine.  If they don't want to pay it, they
> have to sign some legal document saying that they weren't driving the car,
> and saying who was.  The driver then gets the fine.

Well here in New Zealand, they are trialing cardboard cutouts of patrol 
cars which they prop up on the side of motorways. No cameras. Its just 
designed as a deterrent, guilty conscience trigger, etc. It was 
advertised in the newspapers and Television, and I passed one in my car 
on the Bombay Hills in November 1991 just outside the exit to St 
Stephen's College.

Cheers,

Wayne McDougall
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: bill.dehaan@rose.com (bill dehaan)
Subject: Presidential UL's
Organization: Rose Media Inc, Toronto, Ontario.
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 04:06:21 GMT
X-Gated-By: Usenet <==> RoseMail Gateway (v1.70)


Date Entered: 09-26-92 23:01
In message <1992Sep25.234515.27339@honte.uleth.ca>,
std_fleming@hg.uleth.ca (John Fleming) writes:

jf>I think the NSA is responsible for staffing the US government in the nuclear
jf>r situation you describe.  That's the UL, anyway.

Well, "they are the guys framed Pete Rose", to paraphrase Sneakers. Good
movie, BTW. Dan Ackroyd plays a walking UL; he's almost the anti-Cecil.

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From: jdahl@rchland.vnet.ibm.com (Jared Dahl)
Subject: Re: "Lost In Space" was better
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 02:56:42 GMT
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM
Organization: IBM Rochester

What a stupid thread!!

"Clarabelle" was better than "Bozo"!!
"Chimpanzees" are better than "Orangutangs"!!
"Pintos" are better than "Mavericks"!!
"James Buchanon" was better than "Andrew Jackson"!!
"TRS-80" was better than "C64"!!


Any more?? I think I've heard this thread before!!
GET A LIFE!!

Jared "Danger! Danger Will Robinson!" Dahl
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From: tomcat@cwis.unomaha.edu (Jeffrey S. Jo)
Subject: Re: Kirk VS Picard (was "Lost In Space" was better)
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 03:55:54 GMT

sepstein@scott.skidmore.edu (stacey epstein) writes:

>thf2@quads.uchicago.edu (Citecheck Hell) writes:
> In article <6639@blue.cis.pitt.edu.UUCP> tjw+@pitt.edu writes:
 >If Jean-Luc Picard got into a fight with Jim Kirk who would win?
> 

I think that this question can be resolved....never mind.
Really though, I don't think Picard would win.  Kirk has had a lot of
experience on landing parties and has been in quite a few fights.
Picard, on the other hand, has only been a on a few away missions, and
has limited hand to hand combat experience.  I mean, come on, Kirk
went up against a huge green lizard (Gorn) and his old buddy Finnegan.
Picard?  An invisible monster he never had a chance to beat, and a
terrorist.  I don't think I have ever seen Picard win a hand to hand
combat situation.


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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: smb@ulysses.att.com (Steven Bellovin)
Subject: Re: 666 Cable TV
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 07:04:43 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories

In article <BvGtyy.Ly1@world.std.com>, lmh@world.std.com (Larry M Headlund) writes:
> Now that that is out of the way,  I heard a new (to me) UL the other day.
> 
> 	The topic was cable TV and pirating extra TV's inside your home off
> a socket.  I was "informed" that
> 	a) The cable company can test electrically for the number of live
> 	   connections.
> 	b) When they discover a site is cheating they send a powerful electric
> 	   current thrugh the cable and destroy (explode?) all the TV's in the
> 	   offenders' house.
> 
> Before you hit followup I am aware that a) is possible and b) is a howl.

Except that it happened, more or less....

Seriously, some cable company in New York became convinced that lots
of consumers in their area were stealing service, though I think the
issue was illicit taps into the line, and a particular kind of gray-market
converter.  They sent some signal that caused the converter to burn out.
When folks complained (ok, so maybe your scenario was correct), they
were told to pay up or face prosecution for theft of service.

This was covered in the NY Times; for those who prefer their news online,
see back issues of RISKS Digest.


		--Steve Bellovin
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: pynq@quads.uchicago.edu (George Jetson)
Subject: Re: Liz Claiborne/Oprah Winfrey UL
Reply-To: pynq@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: D. J. Dougherty & Associates
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 19:02:31 GMT

In article <1992Oct5.160230.23648@PA.dec.com> snopes%club33@stlth.enet.dec.com (snopes) writes:

>
>I saw it.  She was on the show with Zsa-Zsa Gabor, and she told Ms. Gabor they
>don't make clothes for old people, either.  It was reported in all the
>newspapers.

Did Ms. Gabor say anything about showing affection towards her feline?

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From: saxe@cezanne.cs.unc.edu (Eddie Saxe)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Mixed up translations
Date: 28 Sep 92 19:35:41 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

In article <1992Sep28.155353.1384@PA.dec.com> snopes%club33@stlth.enet.dec.com (snopes) writes:
>In article <Bv5CD0.Bo4@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG>, 
>  phil@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG (Phil Gustafson) writes...
>>In the same vein, the camera Americans call a NYE-con is, in
>>Japanese, a NEE-con.
>
>Actually, I believe it's nee-CONE.

Actually, Japanese doesn't stress syllables.

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Subject: Re: Stone Age Sex
From: joltes@husc10.harvard.edu (Richard Joltes)
Date: 29 Sep 92 11:25:47 EDT
Organization: Harvard University Science Center

sheaffer@netcom.com (Robert Sheaffer) writes:

[rest of story about Tyrolean "Iceman" deleted]

>And how is it that everyone seems to have ignored this little caveat?
>
>I would render it as "If it's not true, it's useful." Now, "ben trovato"
>(literally, "well-found") is obviously idiomatic, and is not in my 
>Italian dictionary. Perhaps someone can answer this definitively.
>
>C'mon, they're practically ADVERTISING that this little story is made up!

I liked the bit about "Homosexual Intiative Vienna" being the name of the Gay
magazine/organization in Austria.  "H.I.V." was pretty obvious...

ObUL:  reading magazines whose titles contain acronyms is dangerous for one's
       mental health...

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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: sasbmt@jjoyce.unx.sas.com (Bruce Tindall)
Subject: Studies have shown...
Originator: sasbmt@jjoyce.unx.sas.com
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 21:04:05 GMT
Organization: SAS Institute Inc.
Keywords: Alcohol, Eskimos, Native Americans, College Students


The following is the beginning of an article posted on misc.writing:

In article <rydzewjh.717878099@sun.soe.clarkson.edu>, rydzewjh@sun.soe.clarkson.edu (John H. Rydzewski) writes:
>
>I am looking for information concerning the following recent
>studies:
>
>       College Students With Lower Grades Drink More
>       Native Americans/Eskimos 3x Likely to Die in Auto Accidents
>
>       Any information concerning these studies is very welcome...
>I'm trying to put together an article on research and would like
>to use these findings as examples.

Hmm, let's see now... "Eskimos have many (i.e. more than 3x) words
for 'drunken driving,' the precise word depending on whether the
country in which the offense occurred imposes the death penalty."  

Besides, studies have shown that College Students In Lower Classes
Post More.
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From: K.Haigh-Hutchinson@bradford.ac.uk (K.HAIGH-HUTCHINSON)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: "Lost In Space" was better
Keywords: Roddenberry a fan of LIS!!!
Date: 1 Oct 92 13:56:50 GMT
Organization: University of Bradford, UK
Originator: s1497@bravo

Sorry I do not know how to get rn to copy the text of the post I am replying
to but someone did state that Gene was a fan of LIS and based TNG on it.

Of course as a joke this is hilarously funny

If it was meant to be serious it is very sad.

If you can get hold of 'The Making of Star Trek' you will read that
when Gene tried to get a network interested in TOS

1) they asked him how he intended to solve some technical problems
2) they thanked him but said they had a series of their own they liked better
Lost in Space.

This suggests that any similarity between Trek and LIS may be intentional
And it is not Gene who is doing the copying.
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: styri@hal.nta.no (YuNoHoo)
Subject: Lutefisk - it's here
Reply-To: styri@nta.no
Organization: Bohemians and Globetrotters, Unlimited
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 92 09:43:29 GMT

This is neither a UL nor is it a public warning, but you may want to know
that the Norwegian Lutefisk season has started. Book your flight now! You
should know that getting all that Lutefisk out of the rivers and waters
really helps cleaning up our environment.

The consumption of Lutefisk in Norway last year was 1537 metric tons.
(Guess we are one of those rare cultures that tries to commit suicidal
genocide every year.)

ObUL: The moon is made of Lutefisk, of course. Why did you think it glows?
      (And why should american astronauts need those funny suit if not to
      protect them from the smell of Lutefisk.)

---
YuNoHoo  "green velvet lutefisk-cake"