HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MISSING-PERSON LOCATOR
Date: 7 Oct 92 09:31:16 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Oct6.180930.1581@cnsvax.uwec.edu>, mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
> 
>           
>           
>                              MISSING-PERSON LOCATER
>           
>                The following information is a very simple technique for 
>           finding missing children, adults, MIA's, etc..  Please take 
>           it SERIOUSLY. 
[etc.....] 
>                The person can then be found by going in the direction 
>           that the wire is consistently pointing toward, or by moving 
>           some distance at right angles to that direction and finding 
>           the new direction (triangulation method). 
> 
>                                         Robert E. McElwaine

SO, WHAT ABOUT A T.B EXPEDITION TO FIND WAVEY-DAVEY? WE NEED HIM BACK.

ACE
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (The Automatic Pnews)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Omega-Complaint
Date: 9 Oct 92 10:45:00
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu


"I really hate all the complaining about talk.bizarre.
 And all the complaining about all the complaining--viz., meta-complaining.
 And all the meta-meta-complaining.
 And all the meta-meta-meta-complaining.
 [ad infinitum]"


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From: dd@adobe.com (David DiGiacomo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short confession
Date: 9 Oct 92 23:10:24 GMT
Organization: Adobe Systems Incorporated
Originator: dd@neon

In article <1992Oct9.210059.29160@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark.
Gooley) writes:
>First time I ever heard of the Ramones was on talk.bizarre.
>
>I don't think I've ever heard of them elsewhere.  Not that I can
>recall, anyhow.

It's not that you don't hear of them, it's just that it doesn't make an
impression on you -- because you haven't had sex.  Once you've lost your
virginity you'll at least be able to perceive the Ramones.

If you ever become sexually experienced, you'll hate them.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: Re: Sin
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 18:21:18 GMT

Pat Robertson writes:
>Talk.bizarre is not about being "bizarre", or even about talking.
>
>It is a froup whose goals are to encourage geeks to ignore their jobs,
>kill their computers, become communist needle-sharing gay junkies, and
>practice withcraft.

Pat, am I glad that you're finally here to save USENET.
You did such a fine job of saving us (Virginia Beach, VA
residents) from Hurricane Gloria in 1985.

P.S. I think your cohost has a fine singing voice.
-- 
, jja
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (Druggie Loser)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BUTANE - WHAT THE HECK?
Followup-To: junk
Date: 9 Oct 1992 21:06:36 -0700
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: skat.usc.edu

In article <9210091658.AA00270@helium> dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
[who cares what he wrote]


  Shut the fuck up, Kent.
  Now go away.


5150
"horse" "dead" "beat"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun)
Subject: Re: RICHH MISSES HIS BIG CHANCE--BUT FINDS ANOTHER
Organization: and yer little dog, too
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 05:13:51 GMT

In article <Bw46x4.2sv@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>In article <1992Oct14.081311.21904@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
>>i will be moving to charlotte, north carolina on october 31st,
>>and will no longer have access to usenet at that time, although
>>i may be able to get an email feed if i am able to acquire a
>>computer that will run uucp.
>
>Well, I have this spare 11/780 if you want it...

oh, yeah.  and how much would THAT raise my
electric bill every month?

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: bc's Snyder's Hard Pretzel Game
Date: 9 Oct 92 16:16:10 GMT
Organization: me myself and i

Morrisa_Sherman@autodesk.com writes:
:
|[...]  I find that when I require sodium lest the demons in the 
|telephone chew out my eyes, it is delightful to insert your hard 
|pretzels rectally, that the tender anal muccous membrane may most 
|quickly absorb the salt into my blood stream. [...]
:
|P.S.  For variety and added effectiveness, I would also highly recommend 
|pounding the pretzels to a fine powder in an ordinary mortar and pestle, 
|suspending the powder in a saline solution, and injecting it 
|subcutaneously directly into key water retention points like the ankles 
|or the breasts.  And remember, never share needles.
:
|                                So what will y'all give me if 
|                                I actually mail this?

Another bag of pretzels and an 8mm camcorder.

Tx. [henry root lives on]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: Helpful Hint
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 23:40:23 GMT

Palfreyman playtexes:
:drieux informs:
:: Before You make a Mistake:
:: 
:: 'Set Theory'
:: 
:: is not about Tennis.
:
:And Always Remember
:
:'Group Theory'
:
:is not about Rock Musicology

The owl and the pussycat put to sea
in a beautiful, luxury-taxed yacht.

				--Blair
				  "And were promptly et
				   by missive squids
				   with their gnoshing
				   beakers renting great
				   hunks of Tom Selleck
				   from their writing forms."
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Ovum Outside My Door
Keywords: ovum
Date: 12 Oct 92 18:57:10 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.


	About three months ago, I came home from school, and there was an ovum
on the floor outside the door to my apartment. I live off a dimly lit corridor
on the third floor, and was in such a hurry I almost didn't notice it.
	It wasn't easy to notice. They are, after all, small things.
	It looked sad, like a kitten who hasn't had any milk for a while. 
I wanted to feed it, but didn't. After all, there is only one thing an ovum
truly wants.
	I went into the bedroom, whacked off into a kleenex, put some semen
on the tip of my finger, and went outside and rubbed it on the little guy
(or gal, whatever).
	That was three months ago, and I now regret it. The child slithers
up and down the hall, dragging the torn remains of the placenta like a security
blanket behind it. The thing has an umbilical cord, but it ends in a small
hole, which sucks up whatever fluids the child finds.
	Often I get off the elevator, and see the little boy (or girl, I still
can't tell) clinging to the garbage chute, the umbilical cord greedily
sucking up the residue of other people's waste.
	Ocasionally, a tenant will put out a dish of something for it. It
makes little hissing noises, and tries to get to the food, but then the
cockroaches swarm, and it has to back away.
	I want to move away. I want to leave this place, to spend a little 
extra and move to a well-lit, reasonably clean place where I don't have to
face that thing every morning and every night. But how can I?
	I am, after all, its father.

					- Jeff Vogel
					Rutgers Math
From: mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SSC
Date: 12 Oct 92 15:24:10 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:
> At work for the last week I've tortured my coworkers in the adjacent
> offices with my collection of Adam Ant CD's.

The only Adam Ant album I'm interested in buying is "Vive Le Rock", and it
isn't out on CD.


mathew
-- 
"Boy, they were big on crematoriums weren't they?"
 -- George Bush, during a tour of Auschwitz, 1987-09-28
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:33077 rec.music.misc:24755 rec.music.industrial:11495
From: djperry@husc10.harvard.edu (Lord of deXness)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.music.misc,rec.music.industrial
Subject: Re: ABBA Covers
Date: 7 Oct 92 06:46:13 GMT
Article-I.D.: husc3.1992Oct7.024614.16136
Organization: Harvard University Science Center


The Leather Nun does a killer cover of Gimme Gimme Gimme A Man After Midnight.

deX!

-- 
Hate is a fuzzy puppy.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: P-O-T-A-T-O-E!!!!
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 14:05:59 GMT

In alt.fan.dan-quayle <CWD1@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>I had to.
>You bunch of idiots liking DAN QUAYLE and all.
>Get lives.
>Use your brains
>Open your eyes
>Inhale
>Think for yourself

I know you will all find it very hard to believe that an article this stupid
came from Penn State.......

HAW!@! HAW!@!@ etc etc
From: patricka@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Patrick Anderson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Bad song lyrics
Keywords: lyrics,bad
Date: 11 Oct 92 20:46:24 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.


"... take her for a ride, everything's fine ..."
 
"... let me show you my tatoo ..."
 
"... on account of the economy ..."
 
"... makes me feel happy like an oldtime movie ..."
 
"... love is a jetplane; it moves too fast ..."
 
"... on a steel horse I ride ..."
 
Name the song & the lyricist.
 
Love,
Zemu (bonus if you can tell me who Zemu was)
 
"GE, in the air, we'll be there, GE GE GE GE."
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: NEW FROM RONCO!!!
Date: 11 Oct 92 01:01:09 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.


NEW FROM RONCO!!!

LEE PRESS ON HAIR!!!
LEE PRESS ON ROUGE!!!
LEE PRESS ON BREASTS!!!
LEE PRESS ON BEARDS!!!
LEE PRESS ON JEWELRY!!!
LEE PRESS ON TOENAILS!!


roger, new coke
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Humane Mousetraps? Info? Opinions?
Date: 12 Oct 92 19:29:37 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low) writes:


>	We have mice in our house and for three of the eight of us,
>the obvious solution is to set out mousetraps, you know, the kind that
>has a clamp that snaps shut and breaks the rodent's neck.
>	The problem is this:  one of the (other) five resident
>vegans in the house don't want us to use those mousetraps (I'm not
>a vegetarian myself).  It's inhumane, animal rights, Peter Fucken Singer
>(or was it Sanger?), Animal Liberation, I think you get the picture.

Speaking as the Scorched Earth Party's candidate for president, the 
solution to your quandry is simple, elegant, and quite humorous.

1. Put some sort of sleep drugs in your housemate's tofu/tahini/vegan
shit. When they droop off into unconsciousness, bind them, place them in the
middle of the kitchen floor, preferably on some sort of tarp, and coat
them with poison.
2. Remove all food from the house.
3. Wait for the starving mice to discover your housemates. Nature will
take its course, the mice will die, and your housemates will learn a
fascinating lesson about the risks and respnsibilities inherent in one's
position in the food chain.

					- Jeff Vogel
					Vote Scorched Earth
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: Ramones manicure dwarves lotion
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 19:51:27 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.040544.6955@ichips.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>In article <Bw2tDs.z1@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca> lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058) writes:
>>
>>My fans were generous. 
>
>And almost entirely imaginary.

Thank you very much Blair. Between my pretensions and Gypsy's there
had to be a whack off, pedantic neuter living near a fantasy golf
course. Go back to your cascades thesaurus boy.
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: How to gracefully kill background tasks
Date: 9 Oct 92 01:55:29 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

IN COMP.DATABASES.ORACLE suskind@bbs.mdcbbs.com writes:
)
)When you use the Oracle PIPE driver and your foreground process running
)IAP or SQLPLUS aborts due to the user terminating his connection to the
)system, the background ORACLE shadow process exits gracefully.
)
)The same is not true when running the FAST driver. These background
)tasks just sit there and consume shared memory and other resources.

UNPLUG YOUR ZX81.  PLUG IT BACK IN.  TYPE "S" FOR "SLOW" MODE.  THIS
WILL RUN A LITTLE SLOWER, BUT THE SCREEN WON'T FLICKER WHEN IT'S
PROCESSING, AND YOUR PROBLEMS WILL GO AWAY.


...carasso "that's Sir Clive to you"

.
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: reading cj's posts
Date: 11 Oct 92 17:50:49 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <9210091639.AA00260@helium>, dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
> 
> Unlike those who learn all their reality from "research", I've learned
> a lot of mine the hard way, like nearly being killed by not considering
> the weight distribution problem with a cantilevered surf board, and
> nearly being killed by a severe substance abuse addiction to caffeine.
> A gallon and a half of coffee six days a week is not a minor problem,
> any more than a front wheel with too little weight on the road is a
> minor problem.  Both can dump you into disaster with little warning.
> 

Erm... just how ill are you, Dolan?

Jason

> Kent, the man from xanth.
> "The Birthright of humankind is the stars!"
> --
> Ignore the header, and don't expect me to see a news reply.  We don't get news.
> Use email to: <dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
From: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton)
Date: 16 Oct 92 16:17:25 GMT
Keywords: one potatoe, two potatoe

dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson) writes:

>Ken Johnson writes:
>>
>>#  So why isn't there an SRA working to free the Scots?
>>
>>In general, I believe, because the Scots have more sense. 
....
>I rarely go into Irish-type bars, because of the possibility that I might
>meet two people called Pat and Mike, and be unable to control myself.

>Dave

Yeah, I know how you feel. I grew up in Tejas, and I feel the same way
about honky-tonks, the ORA, and guys named Bubba.

-- 
Rowan T. Hamilton                         "To dig this is to groove on
hamilton@huhepl.harvard.edu                   hella shit."
hamilton@fnald.fnal.gov                   - Some random skate-punk.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: I hate Inappropriate POSTINGS
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 02:22:17 GMT

terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Theresa J Flynn) writes:
] In article <BvI4Kq.9Gy@nic.umass.edu> zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert) writes:
] >Reading t.b while brushing my teeth and listening to the soundtrack from 
] >FAME.  
] >Soon, yea, soon, I shall know the Truth.
] 
] with NO gingivitis!!


This Belongs in Rec.Pets.Zen.Things!!!!!


ciao
drieux


-- 
Modern Day Problems:

Don't Just Rock the Vote
Kick OUT THE JAMS!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: from the memory vault of my youth
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 18:06:28 GMT

SNOOTY KID: Grunthaphartians, Honeycomb's bigger than your cereal!  It's
got a big, big bite!
GRUNTHAPHARTIAN: Impossible, Earth-boy! *You* are our cereal!

Mark., can't remember the "Dies Irae" or a single Shakespeare sonnet
completely, but I'll recall this kind of shit on my deathbed
gooley@netcom.com
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: TOP 5 THINGS I ATE ON YOM KIPPUR
Date: 9 Oct 92 00:26:07 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.


TOP 5 THINGS I ATE OR DRANK ON YOM KIPPUR
-----------------------------------------
5. Bitten fingernails
4. Condensated water in the air
3. Stray dust particles
2. Mucous from the back of my throat
1. N.A.



...carasso "as an historical note, Monty Hall goes to my synagogue"


-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: No looking at your neighbors' papers....
Date: 7 Oct 92 16:29:53 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
 
>If Democrats are socialists then I'm a bright and spruce pink chicken

Here's a clue Jason. Even the Republicans are Socialists at heart, they
just won't fess up to it. How else can you explain the fact that between
themselves the two parties have enacted the *ENTIRE* 1928 Socialist
platform.

rp -- *AND* 7 out of 10 planks in the Communist Manifesto.
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep, Master of the Martial Arts
Date: 12 Oct 92 04:22:29 GMT
Organization: sulphur & oxygen

"I must warn you, my skull is registered as a lethal weapon."

BoB
teCh
the next one is worse
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:34210 uk.misc:181
From: cam@castle.ed.ac.uk (Chris Malcolm)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,uk.misc
Subject: Re: British Rail -- We're Getting There
Date: 13 Oct 92 22:13:15 GMT
Distribution: uk
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <5oFJsB1w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:

>The two performed 'full sexual intercourse'; none of the other passengers
>made any comment, until the couple lit up cigarettes afterwards -- in a
>no-smoking carriage.

>   -- Daily Telegraph, Daily Mirror, 7 August 1992; Fortean Times Nr. 65.

Funny how this should appear as a "news" item just a few weeks after
the publication of a cartoon on exactly the same theme!
-- 
Chris Malcolm    cam@uk.ac.ed.aifh          +44 (0)31 650 3085
Department of Artificial Intelligence,    Edinburgh University
5 Forrest Hill, Edinburgh, EH1 2QL, UK                DoD #205
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: SHORT SHAMEFUL MORRISSEY
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 06:36:43 GMT


today i saw morrissey in concert at the hollywood bowl.
that would have been enough for anyone, but my exciting life brings me more.
for lunch i ate at a bar and grill in westwood and 
the guy at the 
next table 
over 
was...
...doogie houser.


roger, a full life.

-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 18:11:38 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <BvzGos.82p@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>In article <9210111349.35@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>>The UK has good public transportation, but the last time I was there they
>>hadn't made it a continent yet.
>
>The UK?  Isn't that a small island off the coast of Ireland?

Yes.  My relatives like to point at it and laugh.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Safety for cj
Date: 9 Oct 92 23:43:35 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens




Arthur Delano writes:
>>>Anybody who can suggest an activity for cj from which she will not
>>>be warned away by many concerned surrogate parents should post
>>>to talk.bizarre.

How about cunnilingus?


^L



	IN BED!






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From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Is SEX work or pleasure (joke)
Date: 10 Oct 92 01:24:07 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

IN SOC.CULTURE.ARABIC,SOC.CULTURE.IRANIAN
minhaszt@ucunix.san.uc.edu (Zafar T Minhas) writes:
)
)I have known of many cases where the women were kidnapped and 
)then kept as sex slaves, with little chance to be seen again. 
)Little children are kidnapped and made to ride on camels in for 
)sport. The children are afraid and scream so they frighten the 
)camel to run faster. The Arabs who engage in such sport know 
)that it is an abominable act, that is why no Arab children are 
)made to do such things. Foreign labor is definitely cheap. 
)Indians and Pakistanis are given the lowest wages, well maybe a 
)bit more than Phillipinoes (after all, they want to treat their 
)Muslim Brothers a little better!).


Arab Culture is to Culture what AI is to Intelligence.



...carasso "in awe of the progress of the 20th Century"

...
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Quote of the month
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 04:08:20 GMT


In alt.flame:


Bruce Bufalini writes:

"I am truly as big a genius as all other Rush fans."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: The semantics of 'some'
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 01:58:22 GMT

IN SCI.COGNITIVE,COMP.AI
afzal@divsun.unige.ch writes:
)
)Is there a simple way of rendering propositions like:
)
)	"John believes someone broke into the bank."
)
)	(John believe E(x):(x break-into bank))

Is it because of your plans that you say john believes someone broke
into the bank?

	(ELIZA (BOGUS (LISP (PLANS :ACTOR SHITHEAD))))

Warmly,

Marvin Minsky

.
.
.
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Logical conclusions
Date: 15 Oct 92 22:43:43 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: Downsize Inc.
In-reply-to: tomf@gte.com's message of 15 Oct 92 22:35:25 GMT


10-16-92  
Reminder: Lighten the hell up.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre