Newsgroups: alt.mcdonalds

In alt.mcdonalds, jbrunton@esk (Jason Brunton) writes:

> 
> In reply to the McMouse Story, Q.How does a mouse get mistakenly fried?
>   Firstly it would not get fried for the burgers are cooked ON grills,
>   Not IN fry vats!!
>   >Anyway enough of the seriousism..
>  I once heard of a girl who was cooking fries at Maccas (McDonalds for all
> you people who don't know what Maccas is!) And this girl had a few rings
> on her fingers and one of them fell off into a fry vat.. As a perfectly
> resonable to understand natural reaction to this (ha ha) her arm dived into
> the vat to retrive the ring, but for a moment she had forgotten that the
> vats are 185 degrees C,(I certainly couldn't remember that!)  
> As her arm went into the vat one of her other rings that was still on her
> finger became stuck to one of the hot heating elements and her hand was 
> then stuck in the vat and she could not remove it.
>   The pain then hit her, and every customer in the store as well, and she
> let out a terrifying screem...
>    She could not get her arm out until it shrivelled up and it got ripped
> straight off her arm.(OOOWCH!!) 
>        Made nice fries but!!!
Nice try on the lauphs!!!  This is the dumbest story I ever heard.  Your 
physics on this story is what makes it so funny and absurd.  One I used to
work with deep fat fryers in high school and I have stuck my arm in the
stuff by accident and the results where hardly what you explained.  I put
my arm in the stuff, felt the heat and jerked my arm out and under cold
water.  The result of this ..........Nothing but a sunburn like burn.
As for the ring sticking to the heating element well thats the stupidist
thing you said in this story.  If the element where at only 180-200 degrees,
how could it fuse metal to metal at that temperture.  If it did it would have
vaporized the gals arm before the metal would have time to fuse.> 
At any rate, I did get a chuckle out of this story.

As for suing people and McRatMeat not being liable, NOT.  In Denver several
people where poisoned by some cleaning solution that got into the lemonade.

I said several.  The people had real bad burns inside their mouths, and 
had to go to the hospital.  The manager of the place tried to cover up any
evidence that it was their fault, but some paramedics where able to get the
evidence before it was destroyed.  

just had to write...

Mort....
 
> 
>  Another gruesome tale from Maccas is that once a guy cooking burgers
> over the grill (217 Degrees C) slipped on a pickle and his hand went
> straight palm side down, onto the grill. His hand was also stuck but it 
> was removed more effectively using a meat pattie spatular. They shoved 
> his hand into the ice machine (-6 Degrees C) to ease the pain.  
>      But he live another day to cook a BIG MAC .      
> 
> 
> Any questions reffering to Maccas just leave a message and I will/try
> to answer them     For as you probably guessed I work there!!
>                          Shame Shame Shame...
> 
> Questions from    What are the real ingredients of a Big Mac?
>                       Easy : Shit 
>  
>            or     How do you get a job a Maccas
>                       Easy : Don't
> 
>            No.   Seriously   Big Mac  -         Sesame Seed Bun
>                                                 10th Pound Beef Pattie
>                                                 Two Pickles
>                                                 Lettuce
>                                                 Onion (small)
>                                                 Special Sauce (Mayo)
>                                                 Middle Bun
>                                                 10th Pound Beef Patie
>                                                 Slice Cheese
>                                                 Lettuce
>                                                 Onion (small)
>                                                 Special Sauce (Mayo)
>                                                 Bottom Bun!
> 
>                           .......... 
>                      .##################.
>                     ######################
>                  '#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+.,
>                   ^+#*+*##+*^.#""+_^^#***#^#^
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>                     ||||||||||||||||||||||
>                     ######################
>                      '##################' 
>                          """""""""""" 
>                  
>    TWOALLBEEFPATTIESSPECIALSAUCELETTUCECHEESEPICKLESONIONSONASESAMESEEDBUN
> 
>  
Newsgroups: alt.mcdonalds
From: gritton@alaska.caedm.byu.edu (Jamie Gritton)
Subject: Re: patty question
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