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From: alex@vmars.tuwien.ac.at (Alexander Vrchoticky)
Subject: Re: Drivers from Hell
Organization: Technical University Vienna, Dept. for Realtime Systems, AUSTRIA
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 08:44:10 GMT

baldwin@carina.unm.edu (Chris Baldwin) writes:

>Peeve: After 3-4 minutes of unsuccessfully trying to get my car into
>that damned spot, the women giving the test told me to "Give up. You
>should still pass anyway." 

around here it is possible to fail the test *after* driving,
and parallel-parking flawlessly.

how? easy: just open the driver's door without looking back for oncoming
traffic. 

not that it happened to me, i had been forewarned. the tester even said
"now if you open the door *right*, you've passed". 

they told me to find a parking lot about 100 meters *before*
gaussplatz. gaussplatz is about the only roundabout sans traffic lights
in this entire city. as an added bonus it has *two* streetcar lines 
passing straight through. when you drive there, you usually have two options:

	o	you drive `correctly', i.e. according to the letters of the law.
		the law gives vehicles entering the roundabout the right of 
		way over those already in the roundabout. the problem is,
		no one cares. 

	o	you drive correctly. 

now which would you choose, given the fact that it it your driving test?

anti-peeve: i *did* find a parking lot right away, and it was 15 meters long. 

-alex

-- 
Alexander Vrchoticky             alex@vmars.tuwien.ac.at
TU Vienna, CS/Real-Time Systems  +43/1/58801-8168
From: geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Drivers From Hell
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Date: 12 Aug 1992 15:47:51 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Menlo Park, Ca.
NNTP-Posting-Host: purplehaze.corp.sun.com



In article <BsuKqv.G0D@acsu.buffalo.edu> dmarcher@acsu.buffalo.edu 
(Dave Archer) writes:

>Judge: "Aha!  So you admit guilt!  10 years hard labor, and
>there-after you will be forced to drive a French automobile."

>Me: "Aiiieee! Not a Renault! Anything but a Renault!!"


"Silence!  As a penalty for that outburst, it'll have to be a Renault
wired by Lucas!"

Speaking of French cars, my parents were in the Yookay on holiday last 
year, and the first car they rented was a Peugeot station wagon (or 
"estate" to Yookayan peevers).  This was during an uncharacteristic 
British heat wave, so they returned the car to Hertz for one with air 
conditioning.  

My father later advised me that if anyone offered to sell me a Peugeot, the
best course of action would be to purchase a hunting rifle instead and 
shoot the guy.

!Peeve: The car the folks ended up with, the only one currently available
with a/c, was a Jag-yoo-war XJS.  Interestingly, it didn't have the V-12
that the ones sold here have, but an inline six instead.

Peeve: The resulting bill for same.


Geoff


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From: sjl@doc.ic.ac.uk (Steve J Lacey)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: First initial, middle name
Date: 19 Aug 92 22:39:39 GMT
	<19405@castle.ed.ac.uk>
Organization: Department Of Computing, Imperial College, London.
NNTP-Posting-Host: swan.doc.ic.ac.uk
In-reply-to: tjc@castle.ed.ac.uk's message of 23 Mar 92 13:19:28 GMT

>>>>> On 23 Mar 92 13:19:28 GMT, tjc@castle.ed.ac.uk (A J Cunningham) said:

A> In article <29988@skye.dcs.ed.ac.uk> Not_Al_Crawford@ed.ac.uk (Not Al Crawford) writes:

>ObPeeve: The fact that most of the people I know who've gone off to be
>teachers are the sort of people I wouldn't let any kids of mine be taught
>by.

A> Jesus! You should see the friends of mine who went off to become
A> doctors. Don't get run over in Glasgow is my advice.

When I think of the dental students I knew - sometimes I shudder...

Steve
--
-----
Steve J Lacey, Systems Group.      (In my opinion, my opinions are just that.)
Department of Computing, Imperial College of Science, Technology and Medicine,
180 Queen's Gate, London SW7. Phone : 071 589 5111 x5085, Fax : 071 581 8024 
Email: sjl@doc.ic.ac.uk            `Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?'
Newsgroups: alt.peeves,alt.tasteless
From: pashdown@javelin.sim.es.com (Pete Ashdown)
Subject: Re: peeve o' the day
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 21:41:26 GMT

perez@mgr.hjf.org (Charles Perez) writes:

>>: > a woodfuckn-hfuckadfuckd thfuckory--what would i havfuck with

>>Interesting....anyone else notice there is no letter 'e' in the entire
>>paragraph above?  Hmmmmm...this means something.

>Hmmm... If you had a clue, maybe you'd figure out what has replaced
>every 'e' in the passage you are talking about.
>Go back to the body shop and get a brain that works, if you can find
>one that's not been squicked. Gives a new meaning to "you've got a
>hole in your head", eh?

While you're there, buy a sense of sarcasm for ol' Chuck.  Then sauce up his
feet because he's ready to eat them.
-- 
			  I'm not wearing any pants.

DISCLAIMER: My writings have NOTHING to do with my employer.  Keep it that way.
Pete Ashdown    pashdown@slack.sim.es.com    ...uunet!slack.sim.es.com!pashdown
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: elliott-bruce@CS.YALE.EDU (Bruce Elliott)
Subject: Re: Vegetarian arrogance
Organization: Yale University Computer Science Dept., New Haven, CT 06520-2158
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 20:24:54 GMT

This subject reminds me of an encounter I had with a rec.food.veg person
last year.  I had wandered over to r.f.v just out of curiosity and stumbled
over a posting condemning us omnivorous types.  Her point seemed to be 
mainly that we eat meat, completely oblivious of the fact that it was 
once part of a living, breathing animal.  And if we only realized this
fully, we would give up meat forever.

I found this attitude totally ridiculous.  I sent her email stating that
I was fully aware while eating a steak that some poor, dumb cow had died
for my dining pleasure.  I told her that I resented her picture of non-
vegetarians as blind, ignorant consumers.

Her response?  "Oh, I never would have said that if I thought any non-
vegetarians would read it.  I thought I was safe posting to rec.food.veg."

Obviously, she still holds the same opinion about meat-eaters, but doesn't
want to confront any of them about it.  At this point I gave up on the
email as a lost cause.

Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with vegetarians, just don't call
me an inhuman monster for eating meat.


Alex Elliott
The Lemming.
elliott@minerva.cs.yale.edu

Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: alex@vmars.tuwien.ac.at (Alexander Vrchoticky)
Subject: Re: Packaging and stuff
Organization: Technical University Vienna, Dept. for Realtime Systems, AUSTRIA
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 17:12:25 GMT

nesdoly@dvinci.USask.Ca (Mark Nesdoly) writes:

>SortofrelatedbathroomPeeve:  Why do women insist upon putting those fuzzy
>       seat covers on toilets?  These devices from hell make it hard for
>       men to piss, [...]

they make it hard to piss standing up. which is the intent.

believe me, once you have to clean the toilet yourself, you'll switch
over to pissing sitting down in no time. this assumes that you're not
actually *enjoying* cleaning the john. *i* don't. 

-alex

-- 
Alexander Vrchoticky             alex@vmars.tuwien.ac.at
TU Vienna, CS/Real-Time Systems  +43/1/58801-8168
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: alex@vmars.tuwien.ac.at (Alexander Vrchoticky)
Subject: alex goes on holidays
Keywords: run and hide
Organization: Technical University Vienna, Dept. for Realtime Systems, AUSTRIA
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 15:10:42 GMT


european peevers might like to be forewarned that i shall shortly 
be traveling around europe. the general direction is `northwest from
where i am now', which, given vienna's location, endangers about everyone
who is both on this continent and this newsgroup (well, ok, cindy: you're 
probably safe. trondheim is a little far off ...).

if anyone in or near prague, berlin, hamburg, brussels, amsterdam, london,
or edinburgh (surprise!) would like to hear my name pronounced in person,
or go for a beer, or whatever, please drop me a line. 

all offers will be gratefully considered, and, if accepted, are subject 
to compensation in kinds, payable in vienna. 

-alex

-- 
Alexander Vrchoticky             alex@vmars.tuwien.ac.at
TU Vienna, CS/Real-Time Systems  +43/1/58801-8168
From: 01sybok@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Packaging and stuff
Date: 18 Aug 92 16:10:17 GMT
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <g!0m05=@lynx.unm.edu>, hillman@carina.unm.edu (Dan Hillman) writes:
> In article <17456@autodesk.COM> booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards) writes:
>>
>>Mehitabel jumped on a windowsill above the
>>toilet and knocked three plants over. One landed on poop in the litter
>>box, another landed in the toilet, and a third landed in the sink.
> 
> Peeve: People who have the cat('s)(s') litter pan next to the toilet.
> 
Bigger Peeve: People who leave the cat's litter bax in the little room off
the *kitchen*! My roomate does this, then won't clean the bloody thing out.


Mike
From: dre@catnip.berkeley.ca.us (I would like to return this TOBACCONIST; dre@catnip.berkeley.ca.us (I would like to return this TOBACCONIST; dre@catnip.berkeley.ca.us (I would like to return this TOBACCONIST; dre@catnip.berkeley.ca.us (I would like to return t)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Enough about Jersey!! (was Re: My pet peeve....)
Keywords: Smiles, everyone
Date: 11 Aug 92 04:33:28 GMT
Organization: The San Jose Home for Perverted Hackers
Old-Message-ID: <5681@catnip.berkeley.ca.us>

hillman@carina.unm.edu (Dan Hillman) writes:

>In article <1992Aug7.191716.26460@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich) writes:
>>In <1992Aug6.123854.9105@dg-rtp.dg.com> cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com (A. Jing Hippy) writes:
>>
>>>Peeve: "Deplaning".  As George Carlin says, I've never debussed or decarred,
>>>but by god I've deplaned.
>>
>>And so has Herve Villechaize, by god!

>ObQuote: "Hey Bozz, what's that pretty lady's fantasy?"

>PeeveSynopsis: TV shows that simply won't die.

>Peeve: This got me thinking about the TV show "Fantasy Island" and how
>it became the show that wouldn't die. 

[show description and how it degenerated elided]

Ah, but the pilot was killer!  Not only was Mr. Rourke not a nice man,
he was downright Evil and made people's fantasies come true in the worst
possible way, ala "The Monkey's Paw".  

Peeve: They turned him into Mr. Nice
-- 
"If I had killed her when I had first thought about getting divorced,
 I would have been out of jail by now."
	-- A newly-divorced guy I met at a block party
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com (A. Jing Hippy)
Subject: Re: Bill Goes to Peevetown
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 92 13:07:43 GMT
Organization: A Suffusion of Yellow

In article <9208171954.AA15622@tesla.eedsp.gatech.edu.gatech.edu>, eedsp!bill@gatech.UUCP (Bill Berbenich) writes:
|> 
|> Rather ironic that I should meet the western peevers before I meet
|> homeboy and fairly-nearby peever, Dave "A. Jing" Cochran.

Life, as they say, is strange.

So is the little guy that sells the newspapers down on the corner, but 
that's another story.

+--------------------------------------------------+
|Dave Cochran, Data General Corporation, RTP, NC   |
|cochran@dg-rtp.dg.com                             |
+--------------------------------------------------+
|Despite decades of market research, markets       |
|proliferate and there's no cure in sight.         |
+--------------------------------------------------+
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: hinz@picard.med.ge.com (David Hinz Mfg 4-6987)
Subject: Re: Mall of America or whatever it is
Organization: GE Medical Systems, Magnetic Resonance
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 11:17:19 GMT

Elaine Richards (booter@Autodesk.COM) wrote:
: In article <1992Aug15.095250.29786@mr.med.ge.com> hinz@picard.med.ge.com (David Hinz Mfg 4-6987) writes:
: >Elaine Richards (booter@Autodesk.COM) wrote:
: [Its cold there]
: > 
: >Yes, but we can BREATHE THE AIR.
: >
: >: Of course, I solved that by living in California.
: >
: [rant about how awful California is]
: 
: Its still cold there. When its not cold, there are mosquitos the size
: of small dogs hurling their bodies through the air.

Rant?  RANT?  I think not.  Yes, it gets cold here.  Acts as a californicator
deterrent, so I'd consider it a 'feature, not a bug'.  And the mosquitos can be
harnessed as an alternate energy source, or to move machinery around, so it's
not so bad.  Note that I'm from Wisconsin, our mosquitos are nowhere near as
large as those in Minnesota, but we can always hope.

Pardon me, I have to go scrape the ice off of my igloo now :)

--

Dave Hinz  -  Opinions expressed are mine, not my employer's.  Obviously.
hinz@picard.med.ge.com


Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Subject: Huh? (Was: Full moon peeve)
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 16:01:06 GMT

<In article <17521@autodesk.COM> booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards) writes:
<In article <1992Aug20.100056.7060@ac.dal.ca> 01sybok@ac.dal.ca writes:
<>Peeve: Full moons. When there's a full, moon, I can't get to sleep. It dosen't

<It must be the lycanthropy. 

	Huh? I thought that lycanthropy was what lycanthropes
	practiced; you know, setting up charities and libraries
	for wolves, that sort of thing.

Peeve: if I'm right, this means I can't be a misanthrope anymore.

<I hate it when that happens.

	What SHE said......
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: nolan@twg.com (Judge Wapner)
Subject: Re: Random Peeve
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: The People's Court
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 18:21:37 GMT


In article <gcombs-110892082137@134.193.10.10>, gcombs@vax1.umkc.edu (Gerald Combs) writes:
|>
|>In article <1992Aug10.190035.6902@ac.dal.ca>, 01sybok@ac.dal.ca and 99
|>other 
|>chimpanzees wrote, over a given amount of time:
|>
|>> Mike, (Smarter than Al, or just better looking? You be the judge)
|>
|>  Neither.  <BANG!>  Next case.
|>

!peeve: Concise rebuttals to mindless drivel. Well done, Gerald. Harry Stone'd
be proud of ya.

Peeve: Mikey won't go away, and neither will the other n-1 chimps out there
who drivel with such enthusiasm.

--
Nolan "20 years hard labor! Court's adjourned." Hinshaw
Internet: nolan@twg.com			Dingalingnet: (415)962-7197	
"If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it
 with a computer." David Wittenberg, in Risks Digest 13.70
"Boy, was I in for a dose of reality." Randall K. Abler
"... necrophilia doesn't really hurt anybody."  Rick Gordon
From: mzraly@ra.cs.umb.edu (Michael S. Zraly)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Catshit
Summary: pussy poop
Date: 13 Aug 92 07:49:21 GMT
Organization: UMass/Boston Dept. of Math & CS
Originator: mzraly@ra.cs.umb.edu


I don't like catshit.

I don't mind cats, mind you, although I have none.  *That* is the
problem, however: I have no cat yet I have catshit.  Somebody else
in the building where I live has a cat, but not its catshit; his
cat left it on the mat in front of the door to my apartment.

That's right: the cat shat on the mat by my flat.

Splat.

Normally I would leave it there as evidence, so that when I find
who the cat owns (that's the way it is with cats, right?) I could
appeal to his sense of justice and propriety, causing him to clean
up after his master, apologize profusely, and give me lots of money.

Or I could push his face in it.

But Lord, it stinketh.  I will remove this awful offal by myself,
rather than preserve it for the culprit.  And that, too, stinketh.

-- Mike

-- 
Mike Zraly		If you give me six lines written by the most honest
mzraly@cs.umb.edu	man, I will find something in them to hang him.
				-- Cardinal Richilieu
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: parr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Charles Parr)
Subject: Vegetarian arrogance
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 22:15:25 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

From parr Fri Aug 14 16:14:02 MDT 1992

In article <1992Aug10.080510.4115@rtf.bt.co.uk> traub@rtf.bt.co.uk (Michael Traub) writes:

>Ah, here we have a prime example. A meat eater who has ***never ever****
>contributed a recipe, a meat eater who just sucks in those recipes
>he feels are of use to his collection, a meat eater who himself
>often attempts to ridicule the vegetarian/vegan members of this
>newsgroup, a meat eater who has shown many times in the past that he
>has no interest in vegetarianism other than snarfing recipes.

>Why lie? It's pretty obvious that you are not interested in vegetarianism.
>You have been sucking recipes off this newsgroup for over two years but
>you are still an eater of animal corpses.

Look, friend. I am a meat eater, a fisherman, a hunter of small
game and a pet owner. In the eyes of some fanatics, that makes me
Satan himself.

I read this group for the recipes as well. To give you an even
bigger case of indigestion, you squealing evangelist, I often
modify them to include *meat*. I have never yet flamed anyone
on this group for the self righteous arrogance I have seen
so often, but all good things come to an end.

So live with it, pal, I ain't just an eater of animal corpses,
I'm a *maker* of animal corpses, and I *enjoy* it...So why
don't you eat a little nice raw filet, I think you are showing
signs of the intellectual decay associated with protein
deficiency.

Gee, that felt good...
-- 
Within the span of the last few weeks I have heard elements of
separate threads which, in that they have been conjoined in time,
struck together to form a new chord within my hollow and echoing
gourd. --Unknown net.person
From: allane@earth.gas.unsw.OZ.AU.gas.unsw.OZ.AU (Allan Evans)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Drivers from Hell
Summary: Excuse me, what the fuck are you doing?
Date: 14 Aug 92 04:43:04 GMT
Organization: University of New South Wales

saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders), oblivious to the "delete"
command, posts some 82-odd lines from a previous article, followed by:
> 
> Maybe you should sign your posts "Dick!" instead.
> -- 
> 
> Brian E. Saunders			saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu

Excuse me, but is your news editor inserted firmly up your anal
canal? On my editor one has the capability to delete the odd line
or two from the original article that one is responding to. Please
reach down your throat, past the squirming remnants of lunch, past
last nights boiled cabbage, and give the editor a little nudge. If
it is firmly stuck, use a roto-rooter to remove it. 

Al
_______________________________________________________________________________
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Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: russ@bbx.basis.com (Russ Kepler)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Drivers From Hell
Date: 12 Aug 92 18:54:30 GMT
Organization: BASIS International, Ltd., Albuquerque NM USA

In article <l8icl7INNj2t@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM> geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller) writes:
[car rental story deleted]
>!Peeve: The car the folks ended up with, the only one currently available
>with a/c, was a Jag-yoo-war XJS.  Interestingly, it didn't have the V-12
>that the ones sold here have, but an inline six instead.
>
>Peeve: The resulting bill for same.

I usually fly around in Europe when I'm there, and use taxis for local
travel.  As most of my travel is close to major airports (Weisbaden
(Frankfurt), Amsterdam, Brussels, Oslo, etc.) this works out well. 
But in Germany Siemens/Nixdorf has a facility located in Paderborn (in
northeastern Germany). 

So the solution was always to rent a car in Frankfurt and drive north
to Paderborn, and return to Frankfurt when done.  No problem, until I
found myself in Paderborn without a rental car.  This wouldn't be too
bad - but to get to Frankfurt from Munich from Paderborn you damn near
have to fly over Frankfurt but stay in Munich for all too long. Still,
no flights to Frankfurt.  

An option I never considered was to rent a car in Paderborn and drive
to Frankfort.  In the USA a "drop off" charge is so high that you
almost never consider this, but it turned out that I could rent a car
from Paderborn to the Frankfurt airport cheaper that a one day rental
- considerably cheaper.  But then *buying* a car would be cheaper in
Germany than renting it for 2 weeks.

The rental one way was DM140, or about $100.  In the USA a nice car (I
got a BMW 620 with AC) rental would run something like $40 per day -
and the DM140 was for *4* hours.  Incredible, but then I am used to
paying something like DM250/day.

There are few things as frustrating as finding yourself a few hundred
K from where you want to be tomorrow and being not entirely sure how
you're going to get there...

!Peeve: A31 out of Paderborn.  Brand new, smooth and empty.  Few
things as happy in life as a new and unused autobahn....

Peeve: A7 north of Frankfurt.  Hell with the construction and 10km
stretches of one lane road.

Peeve: having to change Muenchen to Munich all through my post.  Gotta
keep those Alglo names straight.

-- 
Russ Kepler, Basis International Ltd. russ@bbx.basis.com  phone: 505-345-5232

                 Do not throw rocks at this signature
From: egpv29@castle.ed.ac.uk (JHenderson)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Drivers from Hell
Date: 20 Aug 92 09:09:13 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <25002@castle.ed.ac.uk> scott@festival.ed.ac.uk (Scott Larnach) writes:
=>egpv29@castle.ed.ac.uk (JHenderson) writes:
=>
=>>Just a question, Scott. What the hell are you blabbering on about?
=>
=>I suppose you want me to rewrite it in French.

If you like, but English would be a start.



-- 
==================================================================
-Jeremy Henderson            |  Une souris verte
 egpv29@castle.ed.ac.uk	     |  Qui courrait dans l'herbe
==================================================================
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: alex@vmars.tuwien.ac.at (Alexander Vrchoticky)
Subject: Re: Why can't I work in Europe?
Organization: Technical University Vienna, Dept. for Realtime Systems, AUSTRIA
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 08:15:40 GMT

donb@igor.tamri.com (Don Baldwin) writes:

>ObGermanPhrase:  Du haBt (?) schonne augen, meine freundin.

strange. few people *i* know actually *hate* beautiful eyes :-)

-alex

-- 
Alexander Vrchoticky             alex@vmars.tuwien.ac.at
TU Vienna, CS/Real-Time Systems  +43/1/58801-8168
From: Gordon.Riddell@prg.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Brookside
Date: 17 Aug 92 14:52:43 GMT
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

In <24725@castle.ed.ac.uk> Jeremy Henderson shows he isn't an avid watcher of
Brookside :

|BrooksidePeeve: Anna, the Polish nanny, is likely to be replaced by
|Margaret, the carrot-haired-Catholic.

The Polish naany, Anna, is actually usurping Margaret because Max fancies Anna.
Margaret is also not a catholic, just screwing a catholic priest. Well that's
one way to attack ol' Red Sox and his ilk.

Peeve : knowing that you can recite chapter and verse of Brookside, Coronation
Street, The Bill, and Eastenders (and sometimes Emmerdale) and wondering why
I feel I watch too much telly!




Gordon
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