HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jayu@owlnet.rice.edu (Jaydip Tilak Vashi)
Subject: Re: Bathroom graffiti
Organization: Rice University
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 19:54:16 GMT

In article <1992Oct9.003632.5096@ccu.umanitoba.ca>, umwawry1@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Brian Frank Wawryk) writes:
|> In one of the washrooms here at the University of Manitoba someone writes:
|> 
|>   Jesus Saves
|>   Moses steals the puck, shoots and scores!
|> 
|>         ----------------------------------------------------------
|>        /\ \\\\        **** \   Brian F. Wawryk                    \
|>       ///\   \\\\    ****   \   University of Mantioba             \
|>      /////\     \\\\****     \   Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada         \
|>     ///////\       \\\\       \   e-mail: umwawry1@ccu.umanitoba.ca  \


and so can you at WalMart


Jay Vashi
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Military humor
Date: 6 Oct 92 15:38:12 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.


Don't forget: "Private, go get a couple of cans of striped (or polkas
dotted) paint!

OR

Go to supply and get a can of transparent paint.

etc. etc. etc
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: larry@st-andy.uucp (Larry Martell)
Subject: WANTED: Halloween costume ideas
Organization: RMJ Securities Corp.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 14:56:38 GMT

I posted this request 1 week ago, but I saw not a single reply. It's hard
to believe that no one has anything to say about this topic (considering the 
number of posts other topics get). So, I'll ask again:

Everyone post their funny, original, bizzar, etc. Halloween costumes.

Here's my favorite:

Carry around a box of breakfast cereal with a knife stuck into it.
You will be ...
^L
... a serial killer.
-- 
Larry Martell                  "Opinions are like assholes; everybody has one, 
212-668-9478		        but nobody wants to look at the other guys"
uunet!st-andy!larry
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From: s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN)
Subject: Re:(Scottish ballad (and jokes))
Summary:  Huh?
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Keywords:  yada yada yada
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 00:16:00 GMT

	Well, it's not quite what you asked for, but the subject reminded me
of a poem I heard a while back about the nationalities in the British Isles,
called ``What People Say About Us'':

	``First there were the Welsh, who prayed on their knees,
		And on their neighbors.

	  Then there were the Scots, who kept the Sabbath,
		And everything else they could get their hands on.

	  Then there were the Irish, who were never quite sure what they
		wanted,
		But were always willing to fight for it anyway.

	  And then there were the English, who claimed to be a self-made
		nation,
		Thus relieving the Almighty of a dreadful responsibility.''
					--Anon.

							dp
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	``Shit happ++ATOH
NO CARRIER
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From: jaa@hutcs.cs.hut.fi (Jari Alasuvanto)
Subject: Re: Bumper Snickers
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 08:34:44 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.160009.10669@eagle.lerc.nasa.gov> maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov writes:
>I made the following bumper sticker from a kit my wife bought
>at an auto parts store - it has gotten quite a few laughs
>and comments
>
>                   "Driver Carrys No Cash
			    ^^^^^^^^
>                     2 Kids in College"
>  

	Any comments on your spelling ?

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Xref: sparky rec.humor:31276 aus.jokes:1635
From: ins866n@lindblat.cc.monash.edu.au (D.A. Svendsen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 16 Oct 92 00:29:32 GMT
Organization: Monash University
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Funny, I thought IBM stood for International Business Machines? ;)
From: nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Unique Hobby
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:35:01 GMT
Organization: Memphis State University


mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:

>I am in desperate need of a article topic for a class. The assignment
>is to write on a person with a unique or different hobby. If anyone
>has a hobby they would like to share and be willing to be e-mail
>interviewed about please contact me. The article is due in less than
>a week.

I thought about volunteering, but I guess what I have is more of a
compulsion or fetish.  :-)
From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Re: REQUEST: Funny names--please read!
Date: 16 Oct 1992 23:43:01 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Reply-To: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.140.191

In article <193790001@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com> guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde) writes:
 >I must share a story from some 24 years ago.
 >
 >My brother and sister-in-law were expecting their
 >first child. Being a bit on the bizarre ( but humorous )
 >side, they purchased a book with over 50,000 names to
 >name your child, and spent countless nights carefully
 >going through the book looking for names to name ( or
 >better, NOT to name ) your child with our last name ( see
 >sig!).
 >
 >I have unfortunately forgotten MANY of their findings,
 >but here are just a few -- enjoy, and feel free to add.
 >
 >Ophelia
 >Tanya
 >Raw
 >Formalde
 >Nauga

	er...... how about Jekyll ?? or better still, Jekyll N(orman) Hyde

	Prem!
================================================================================
====    Just say 'duh....'                                                  ====
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From: louray@seas.gwu.edu (Michael Panayiotakis)
Subject: Re: stupid criminal tricks
Organization: George Washington University
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 22:48:53 GMT

There was also a 7-11 rober arround the D.C. area who gave the attendant a $20 
bill, to get him to open the register.  He took all the money and left, leaving
the $20.  There was only $15 (about) in the register.

Also, (in D.C's "City Paper") a robber of a convinience store decided to pretendhe was bying a pack of gum, as bait to get the attendant to open the register.
He took the money and left, only to return a few minutes later, when the police had arrived, to ask:  "did I pay for the gum?"!!
From: strat@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Steve Davis)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Veepee Debate
Date: 13 Oct 92 16:52:44 GMT
Article-I.D.: matt.1bg21sINNsjl
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu

sbale@netcom.com (Swamy S. Bale) writes:

>After watching the vice presidential debate, each presidential candidates
>were asked how do they think about the debate.

>Gov. Clinton " Wow! Al did a superb job. Definitely we are going to win"

>President Bush "I wish Senator Gore should have been my Vice presidential
>candidate".

>Ross Perot "Oh! never mind, I am quitting"

Funny, yet quite accurate!

Stratocaster
-- 
	   Steve Davis (I'm a student, not a spokesperson!)
      strat@cis.ksu.edu - Kansas State University - Manhattan KS
				   
Don't believe what the Moral Majority says. Remember that they are neither.
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From: aphelps@vicstoy.UUCP (Austin Phelps)
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Organization: vicstoy: Public Access Unix, Orlando, FL
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 16:31:48 GMT

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, IM GOING TO START THE WORST CASCADE EVER.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHILE EATING THIS SLOP, I SEWED THE FIRST BROCADE BEAVER.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BILE FITTING RIG STOP, LIE SPEWED THIRST LIVER !!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE, AT LEAST DELIVER...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHO MAY I ATTRIBUTE TO THIS BEASTLY SLIVER?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TO SPAY A LUTE IN A GREASY RIVER
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DAMN CASCADERS THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I WILL NOT CASCADE; NOPE, NO, NEVER
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A TRAIN?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>R2-D2 ON THE BRAIN?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade is damn insane!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And it's really getting lame!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>POST IN CAPS YOU WEIRDOS, WHAT ARE YOU DEAF ? !!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>YOUVE RUINED MY RIGHT EAR, HOW 'BOUT THE LEFT?
>>>>>>>>>>>>LEFT AT THE NEXT LIGHTS, UNLESS RED
>>>>>>>>>>>THIS SILLY THING IS SOMETHING I DREAD, 
>>>>>>>>>>>BETTER I SHOULD BE BUSY IN BED !
>>>>>>>>>>WANKER, GIVE THY HAND A REST!
>>>>>>>>> NAH! THIS AIN'T REC.HUMOR AT ITS BEST.
>>>>>>>>SURELY YOU JEST?
>>>>>>>THIS IS A TEST.
>>>>>>SO BE OUR GUEST.
>>>>>TESTING, TESTING, ONE TWO THREE.
>>>>RETURN OF THE MONSTER CASCADE, HEE HEE HEE! 
>>>IF WISHES WERE HORSES THEN WHAT WOULD WE BE?
>>THE ANSWER MUST BE IN UPPER CASE SO THAT ALL CAN SEE.
>DEPANTS HER IN HASTE SHE HAS TO PEE!
BUT HE JOIN HERE IN THE WEE!


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From: s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN)
Subject: logical pun
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 06:59:00 GMT

	During Reagan's last term as President his administration tried
to drum up support for his anti-Sandinista policy.  They made interminable
speeches in Congress to no avail.  Finally, they brought up one of the 
Nicaraguan opposition leaders, who, although he spoke heavily-accented
English, managed to convince Congress to support Reagan's policies.  This
was known as a ``Proof by Contra Diction.''

					dp

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	``Shit happ++ATOH
NO CARRIER
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From: rdowlati@rd.hydro.on.ca (Ramin Dowlati)
Subject: Re: How do they do it?
Organization: Ontario Hydro - Research Division
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 20:26:48 GMT

In article <3OCT199219352868@summa.tamu.edu> i0b8356@summa.tamu.edu (Ivan Berrios) writes:
>In article <1992Oct2.153703.6502@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, dh0a@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (DONALD L. HARDY) writes...
>>>Does any one have a list of stuff like:
>>>
>>>    Accy majors do it in numbers!
>>>    Physics majors do it at the speed of light!
>> 
>>Architecture majors stay up all night.
>> 
>>Music majors do it in a chord.
>> 
>
>Mechanical Engineering majors do it in gear!
>
Here's one for Nuclear Engineers:
	Nukes do it with more power!

and another one:
	Phototherapists do it with the lights on!

	Divers do it deeper?

-Cheers
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: GREETS
From: karol+@pitt.edu (Filip M. Gieszczykiewicz (fmgst+@pitt.edu))
Date: 14 Oct 92 17:20:11 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: University of Pittsburgh
Summary: really?

>In article <775.165.uupcb@philabs.philips.com> john.fix%hardgood@philabs.philips.com (John Fix)  writes:
>
>What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road 
>and a dead skunk in the road?
>
>There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

	DON'T REPLY TO THIS ACCOUNT. REPLY TO "fmgst+@pitt.edu".

	Greetings. I always see skid marks in front of both. It's just
	that the ones before the lawyer are generated by sudden
	acceleration...

	Take care.

	DON'T REPLY TO THIS ACCOUNT. REPLY TO "fmgst+@pitt.edu".
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Date: Friday, 9 Oct 1992 19:15:12 CET
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: ASCII pictures archive
Distribution: world
Organization: RISC, J.K. University of Linz, Austria
From: plisonek@risc.uni-linz.ac.at (Petr Lisonek)

Hi everybody,
is there any archive of ftp-able ASCII pictures?
I saw some postings on this subject earlier but I didn't note any pointers
to ftp-sites. I believe there must be some. So, dear networkers, don't be
lazy and go thru your directories to pick up some references ...
Thanks a lot,
Petr.
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From: hagar@phoenix.princeton.edu (Paul Hagar)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: **National Emergency**
Date: 16 Oct 92 16:22:49 GMT
Organization: PPPL
Originator: news@nimaster
X-Xxdate: Fri, 16 Oct 92 12:22:15 GMT
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d7

In article <8erglWi00WB91C=ZkJ@andrew.cmu.edu> Harold S. Lessure,
hl0t+@andrew.cmu.edu writes:
>In President Bush's closing remarks he (astutely) asks:                
>
>"Now let me pose this question to America:                             
>
>    If in the next 5 minutes, a television announcer came on and said
>there is a MAJOR international crisis, there is a MAJOR THREAT to the
>world (or in this country)...a major THREAT, my question is:
>
>If you were appointed to choose one of the three of us,
>
>    Who would you choose?

Must be that in Bush's book, 7.8% unemployment, urban strife, and the
decline of the American industrial machine ain't "a major threat." Cuz I
know who I'd choose to deal with those threats, & Georgie DOESN'T come to
mind.

Vote carefully!
_________________________________________
Paul S. Hagar, Big Sky Country Native
hagar@phoenix.princeton.edu
From: "frank rosenbaum" <frank.rosenbaum@execnet.com>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: lada jokes
Date: 8 Oct 92 17:10:00 EST
Reply-To: "frank rosenbaum" <frank.rosenbaum@execnet.com>
Distribution: rec
Organization: Executive Networks Information

There was a lada stuff deleted from this portion.

BM>(*) I've actually driven an FSO 1500 (Polish version of Lada) in Poland.
BM> Worse than...well, still better than a Trabant, which a friend of mine
BM>had, and I could NOT drive.
BM>Can share experiences.

I had a Fiat once.  I bought it used.  It had been in one major accident,
it was built and sent to the USA.  

I also found out what FIAT stands for.  Feble Italians Attempt Transportation
or Fix it again Tony!

               Frank in White Plains, NY
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From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 21:16:06 GMT

u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au (Richard Barry Ling) writes:
>nickel@cs.tu-berlin.de (Juergen Nickelsen) writes:
>>dmsilev@athena.mit.edu (Daniel M Silevitch) writes:
>>> initial of 1.1*10^5 m/s up (Earth escape velocity) 
>                  ^^^^^
>>If there is enough room and at last something solid below, 9.81 m/s^2
>                                                                  ^^^^^

>Ha ha ha, a couple of BASIC programmers :-D

>Richard, who knows that "^" means XOR in the OneTrueLanguage (tm)

Yeah, shouldn't that be '**'?

Paul "Former REAL PROGRAMMER" Tomblin who doesn't prefer:
//FORT.SYSIN DD DSN=TCEC.PTSD.RD05001M.FORT(MAIN),DISP=(OLD,KEEP)
to:
make CF='-g -DMAX_DEBUG'


-- 
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(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: lepore@insane.sanders.lockheed.com (Lee Lepore)
Subject: Re: Highest?
Organization: Information Systems Division, Lockheed Sanders
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 17:04:07 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.052925.20582@usl.edu> das9674@usl.edu (Stephenson Daniel A) writes:

>So, what are some of the highest score seen?
>-- 
>Dan Stephenson, a *true* FORTRAN Hacker                        das9674@usl.edu  
>"I have never understood why it should be neccessary to become irrational in
> order to prove that you care. Or indeed why it should be neccessary to prove
> it at all."  -Avon (Blakes 7 _The Duel_)               

Huh?

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From: T9214517@phillip.edu.au (BIGGUS DICKUS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: jokes(s) racist,offensive!!!
Date: 15 Oct 1992 23:07:36 -0500
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

ok, now I have your attention :

Q: What's black and tan and looks good on a black man?

















 

A: A doberman


And then there were the two homosexuals : 
Ben Dover and Phil McCrevice.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dnichols@engr.latech.edu (Dennis Nichols)
Subject: Re: Cascade the Flames of Love
Organization: Louisiana Tech University
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 14:06:43 GMT


>>>>>>>Cascades are stupid (don't you dare).
>>>>>>I suppose you think we really care!
>>>>>Cascades are funny, just my fare!
>>>>Hun? What?  I'll have my steak rare!
>>>He's smarter than the average bear!
>>But more stupid then the dumbest hare!
>If you don't stop, my teeth I'll bare!
I'm shivering. Are you trying to throw a scare?

From G88D4938@giraffe.ru.ac.za Tue Oct 13 00:58:03 1992
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: al@escom.com (Al Donaldson)
Subject: Re: Perot votes for Bush? (was Re: Election Jokes)
Reply-To: al@escom.COM (Al Donaldson)
Organization: ESCOM Corp., Oakton VA (USA)
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 15:37:08 GMT

In article <1992Oct12.071819.1750@babbage.ece.uc.edu> rkrishna@quest.ece.uc.edu writes:
>(Perot while addressing racial issues in 1st debate)
>    " I *hate* those who hate others!
>      If you hate someone, I dont want your vote! "
>Translates to :
>    " Heck, even I am not voting for myself ; Whay are you? "

That was pretty good, along with his "I'm all ears.." line.

The other good line was in Clinton's closing remarks, when he
wanted to "thank all those who'd touched him.."


Al

Back in the USSR, you don't know how lucky you are, boy...
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers
From: u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au (Richard Barry Ling)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Wollongong University, Australia
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 02:04:36 GMT

nickel@cs.tu-berlin.de (Juergen Nickelsen) writes:
>dmsilev@athena.mit.edu (Daniel M Silevitch) writes:

>> I think that the best way to accelerate a Mac is to give it an
>> initial of 1.1*10^5 m/s up (Earth escape velocity) 
                  ^^^^^

>If there is enough room and at last something solid below, 9.81 m/s^2
                                                                  ^^^^^
>should suffice.

Ha ha ha, a couple of BASIC programmers :-D

>Juergen Nickelsen

Richard, who knows that "^" means XOR in the OneTrueLanguage (tm)

--------------------- Richard.  u9147603@cs.uow.edu.au ---------------------
"The rooster stared back at me, his power and confidence almost overwhelming.
Down below, a female paused warily at the coop's entrance. I kept the camera
running. They were beautiful, these 'Chickens in the mist'."  -  Gary Larson
From: slahiri@jade.tufts.edu (Sandip Lahiri)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bathroom graffiti
Date: 8 Oct 92 02:26:39 GMT
Organization: Tufts University - Medford, MA
Originator: slahiri@jade.tufts.edu

In article <1992Oct7.140126.8112@crd.ge.com> doug@e7sa.epi.syr.ge.com writes:
>Funniest bathroom graffiti I ever saw (still makes me laugh,
I remember one I saw in the men's toilet of St. Xaviers College,
Calcutta. One guy has written the following exactly where you 
would stare while you are relieving yourself,
  "Shake hard, shake well after use, otherwise the last drop may fall
   in your pants."

Below it somebody wrote,
  "The guy who wrote this, wrote it from his personal experience!!"

Below it was the handwriting of the first guy,
  "You f*%$, you &%$#, how dare you?"

The last line as contributed by some impartial bystander reads,
 "Alas! The truth is always bitter."

Luv,

Sandip
From: chambles@whale.st.usm.edu (John William Chambless)
Subject: Re: Military humor
Organization: University of Southern Mississippi
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 00:30:13 GMT

In article <zarthac.717408556@camelot> excalibr@camelot.bradley.edu (Michael Burke) writes:
>In the military, the newbies are often asked to go get things that
>don't exist.  Then they go to the S-4 and ask for it and the S-4 screams
>at them for wasting his time.  This is called fun.
>
>Anywayz, I'm looking for others to add to my list:
Air Force: 60 meters of flight line.
	   Set of Fallopian tubes.
	   Bucket of steam.
Construction:
		 Board stretcher
		Metric Crescent wrench


-- 
* Billy Chambless   University of Southern Mississippi, USA
* Opinions expressed are no sillier than yours...
From: fsmgs@camelot.acf-lab.alaska.edu (Michael Schmahl [Black-Robe Mage])
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WANTED: Hacker Test
Date: 17 Oct 92 02:16:29 GMT
Article-I.D.: raven.1992Oct17.021629.24315
Organization: University of Alaska Computer Network

veenstra christopher writes
> In article <1992Oct12.015113.13474@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu>  
dlfrost@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu writes:
> >	Can someone please email me a copy of the Hacker Test.  The floppy
> >gremlin has stolen my copy of it.  Thanks,
> >
> >
> >
> Me too! Me too!
> 
> Thanks,
> 
> Chris Veenstra
> veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca
> 
> ..sig under construction
> 
Hmm...  perhaps just post it (or ME TOO)
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