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From: atn10@duts.ccc.amdahl.com (Anh Tuan Nguyen)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: SONG-Casablanca
Date: 9 Oct 92 05:45:00 GMT
Reply-To: <@amdahl.uts.amdahl.com,@juts.ccc.amdahl.com:atn10@DUTS.ccc.amdahl.com>


                             Casablanca

  Lo`ng bie^'t -da~ -da('m -duo^'i ye^u anh khi xem Casablanca
  Giu+~a bo'ng to^'i, -de^m em mo+ ta say su+a be^n mo^i me^`m ngo.t tho+m
  No^`ng na`n di.u da`ng vo`ng tay ye^u -du+o+ng
  O^i thie^n -du+o+`ng trong tra'i tim ta
 -Du+a ta -di, -di xa ma~i to+'i con -du+o+`ng hoa

  Lo`ng ngo+~ anh cu~ng -da('m -duo^'i ye^u em khi xem Casablanca
  Cu~ng tha('m thie^'t, tay trong tay say su+a nhu+ cuo^.c ti`nh la` tho+
 -Do+`i thi` thu+o+`ng -de.p nhu+ ta hay mo+
 -Do+`i -du+a ta va`o gia^y phu't -dam me^
  Ro^`i -do+`i buo^ng ta ro+i cho+i vo+i, la^y la^'t tre^n con -du+o+`ng xa

  O^i nhu+~ng mo^i ho^n ngo.t nga`o trong Casablanca
  Gio+` la` nhu+~ng mo^i ho^n a^u sa^`u vi` ngu+o+`i -da~ xa
  Ho+~i anh ye^u mau quay ve^` be^n Casablanca
  Lo`ng va^~n ma~i ma~i ye^u anh du` tho+`i gian co' lu+o+'t qua

 -Do+`i so^'ng cu~ng co' nhu+~ng tra'i tim -dau nhu+ tim em -dang tan na't
  Cu~ng co' lu'c nu+o+'c ma('t -da~ ro+i mau nhu+ mi em a^u sa^`u
  Cuo^.c -do+`i na`y va` chuye^.n phim kia la` nhu+ nhau
  Ba`n tay em ga^`y theo tha'ng na(m -dau
  Ma` ngu+o+`i -di, -di xa xo^i mang theo u+o+'c mo+ ta cu`ng trao

  O^i nhu+~ng mo^i ho^n ngo.t nga`o trong Casablanca
  Gio+` la` nhu+~ng mo^i ho^n a^u sa^`u vi` ngu+o+`i -da~ xa
  Ho+~i anh ye^u mau quay ve^` be^n Casablanca
  Lo`ng va^~n ma~i ma~i ye^u anh du` tho+`i gian co' lu+o+'t qua
From: ntnguyen@acsu.buffalo.edu (Nguyet T. Nguyen)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [THO+] DDe^'m Tuo^?i Ro+i  -- Ako?n --
Date: 7 Oct 92 18:53:37 GMT
Organization: UB


	DD E^' M   T U O^? I   R O+ I
	
	Mo^.t la' va`ng ro+i hai la' ro+i ....
	DDe^'m la' ru.ng ro+i ... vo+'i tuo^?i -do+`i
	Khi la' he^'t ro+i ... ... co`n tro+ tru.i
	Bu.i -do+`i the^m lo+'p phu? no+i ...  no+i ...

	Thu+'c da^.y -di tho^i, ngu~ -du? ro^`i !
	Nhi`n Thu chu't nu+~a ... ba.n lo`ng o+i
	Co' nghe -da^y -do' Thu ra`o ra.t
	Nha('c nho+? muo^n ngu+o+`i ...
	    	            ........-de^'m tuo^?i ro+i ...

	Ako?n
	10/07/92
From: aqh@cbnewsi.cb.att.com (anh.q.hoang)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [misc] Evitta
Date: 8 Oct 92 14:33:29 GMT
Organization: AT&T



Hi Everyone,

A popular song from "Evitta".  
I tried to recall this from memory
so there are probably errors.
I would appreciate all modifications.
Last time I sang this was with my
high school choir, too long ago :-)

Does anybody know the real "Evitta" story ? 
I never got to see this production on stage.

Quy`nh Anh
hound.att.com!aqh

****************************************************************************

	Don't Cry For Me Argentina!

From "Evitta"


It won't be easy you'll think it strange
When I try to explain how I feel
After all that I've been thru after all that I've done
You won't believe me
All you will see is a girl you once knew
Although she's dressed up to the nines
At sixes and sevens w/you

I had to let it happen, I had to change
Couldn't spend all my life (on the side ...???)
Looking out of the window staying out of the sun
So I chose freedom
Running around trying everything new
But nothing impressed me at all
I never expected it too

Don't cry for me Argentina
The truth is I never left you 
All thru my wild days
My mad existence 
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

And as for fortune and as for fame
I never invited them in
Though it seems to the world they were all I desired
They are illusions
They're not the solutions they promise to be
The answer was here all the time
I love you and hope you love me

Don't cry for me Argentina
The truth is I never left you
All thru my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance ...
From: tnguyen@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Thang Nguyen)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [Refugee] Please help send a lawyer to camps
Date: 15 Oct 92 21:38:10 GMT
Reply-To: tnguyen@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Thang Nguyen)
Organization: Carderock Division, NSWC, Bethesda, MD


Dear netters:

Please help send a lawyer to Southeast Asian camps to help our boat
people who have lost their refugee rights.  In the past week, we have
been able to raise over 700 US dollars.  However, the drive is slowing
down in the past 2 days.  We will try to reach our goal of 2,000 US
dollars within the next three weeks.  Please send in your pledges (to
Dr. Hai Tran at htran@mitre.org).  The donations themselves can be sent
to Boat People S.O.S., P.O. Box 2652, Merrifield, VA 22116, USA. Please
write "mission" at the memo on your check. Your donations are tax-deductible.

A young Vietnamese lawyer has volunteered to go and work in camps for
two months. Please help her accomplish her mission.

Cordially,
Thang.
From: knguyen@emr1.emr.ca (Kim Nguyen)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: More activities during Vietnam War by CLINTON
Date: 13 Oct 92 02:42:28 GMT
Organization: Energy, Mines, and Resources, Ottawa

In article <9210052023.aa14215@q2.ics.uci.edu> mdo@socrates.umd.edu ("Mike T. Do") writes:
>>
>>
>>         The following is my opinion regarding to Bill Clinton's
>>         candidacy;let me make myself straight and clear for anyone
>>         who still has strong support for this man :
>>
>>         * He betrayed his wife (whom I truthfully respect of her
>>           bounty ) by having an affair.
>>         * He betrayed his country by dodging the draft (Now the FBI
>>           is investigating the rumor about his denial of USA citizenship
>>           during that time ).
>>         I deeply feel sorry for Hillary Clinton's hidden suffering
>>         and all who've served in military then and now to protect,
>>         even to died for America if this cheating husband and shameless
>>         citizen becomes the President of USA.
>>
>>         What's clean (physically speaking of his body)and good(mentally
>>         speaking of his mind)Bill Clinton's got left for you , Viet-
>>         America , to vote for , Lip-promises ?
>>
>>         Let's wake-up and smell the "Ca`-Phe^-Phin",Viet-America.
>>
>>
>Plus      has a part in organizing the demonstration (1969) (in at least
>		3 countries - U.S, Britain, and Norway) *
>	  toured Moscow at the time when (around Christmas and New Year
>		Eve 1969) all travel by foreigners at that time was
>		tightly controlled by the Communist Party organs and
>		a delegation of VietCong representatives was traveling
>		in December 1969. *
>
>         (From Washington Times 10/5/92)
>
>
>I changed my mind about voting for Clinton.  No Perot for me - because
>he already has surplus money during his tightly economic plan.
-------------
Good. At least you know that why you drift to US. Don't let Americans 
laugh at us.>
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: c9121903@cc.newcastle.edu.au (DISCOVER WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD CAN BE WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN FEEL A THING....)
Subject: KHANH LY
Organization: University of Newcastle, AUSTRALIA
Date: Sat, 17 Oct 1992 02:17:36 GMT

	hi there....
	do anyone of you have KHANH LY...ha't cho que^ hu+o+ng vietnam 1 to 4 ??
	please e-mail to me.....
	thanks a lot....
van...
From: tintin@alltimes.Corp.Sun.COM (One and Only Tintin)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [MISC] Re:  pha'
Date: 16 Oct 1992 16:38:13 GMT
Organization: Sun Micro Systems
Distribution: world
Reply-To: tintin@alltimes.Corp.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: alltimes.corp.sun.com




=> ne`, nghe tha^'y danh tie^'ng tu*` la^u, ma` kho^ng co' ga(.p ma(.t
=> howdy???

=> -Do^' tri' coi tintin pha' co*~ na`o...
=> 
=> "what do ya call a young boy whom is a son of a black man and a white woman."

=> D.H. CA' Va`ng



	Michael Jackson !! 
		ha..ha..ha.... ;^)

	tintin
From: hoaluong@diva.berkeley.edu (Howard Cam Luong)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Friday jokes ...
Date: 9 Oct 92 07:32:52 GMT
Reply-To: hoaluong@diva.Berkeley.EDU


Hi Everyone,

It was a pleasant surprise that so many of you have shown great
interest and support in my previous jokes.  As requested, here 
are some more.

Have a nice weekend,

Howard.

__________________________________________________________________

DAD: Son, when Abraham Lincoln was your age he walked 
      miles to school every day.
SON: Yeah?  Well, when Lincoln was your age, Dad, he
      was President!
__________________________________________________________________

Boss: So, you'd like a job with our company.  What can you do?
Applicant: Nothing.
Boss: I'm sorry, we have no executive-level openings right now.
__________________________________________________________________

Research scientist: Eureka! I've found a cure!
Assistant: Congratulations!  For what disease?
Reasearch scientist: I haven't found that yet.
__________________________________________________________________

Cheryl: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Beryl: Before or after you arrive?
__________________________________________________________________

Morris: Hey, I just saved our company $5000 a year!
Doris: How?
Morris: I asked for a raise and the boss said no!
__________________________________________________________________

Uncle Ezra: Just remember, my boy:  Fools are always
           certain, while wise men hesitate.
Nephew: Are you sure, Uncle Ezra?
Uncle Ezra: Yes, I'm certain.
__________________________________________________________________

Enjoy!  :)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: news@epix.rrze.uni-erlangen.de (News-Administration)
Subject: Re: Help.......
Organization: FORWISS, Uni Erlangen, Germany
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 11:49:22 GMT

In article <10OCT199210265328@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov> folduon@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov writes:

[deleted.......]

>Ba^y gio+` tui pha?i la`m sao -da^y ha? ba` con?  Pha?i la`m sao
>cho na`ng ca?m -do^.ng ro^`i thu+o+ng tui, chi.u la`m vo+. tui.  Tui ho^?ng
>bie^'t ta.i sao co^ ta ho^?ng chi.u u+ng tui nu+~a a`, ma(.t ma`y tui coi
>cu~ng ba?nh bao la('m cho+' -da^u co' xa^'u xi' gi` -da^u ne`.  A`,
>ma` -du+`ng lo ca'i o^ng cho^`ng tro+`i -da'nh cu?a co^ ta, a'c qua' ne^n
>so^'ng kho^ng tho. -da^u, tui lu'c na`o cu~ng cho+` sa(?n khi na`o ma` bi.
>ga?y ga'nh la` tui nha?y vo^ bu+ng na`ng lie^`n, nhu+ng ma` la`m sao bu+ng
>thi` tui ho^?ng bie^'t ca'ch.   Anh ba.n na`o co' y' kie^'n thi` cho tui 
>hay, tui thie^.t ca'm o+n qua' su+'c -do' nha.  Chu+' tha^'t ti`nh kie^?u
>na`y thi` tui kho^? la('m ba` con o+i.


Hello anh folduon@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov,
Anh co' bie^'t la` ne^'u anh du. ddu+o+.c co^ ta chiu. bo? cho^`ng bo? con
dde^? la^'y anh thi` anh se~ ma('c to^.i chi ho^ng ??
Die^`u ra(n thu+' 7 cu?a ddu+'c chua' tro+`i "cho+' ham vo+. cho^`ng ngu+o+`i"
To^i nghi~ kho^ng co' ai ma` co' lu+o+ng ta^m dde^? co' the^? giu'p anh
la`m tro`n gia^'c mo^.ng na`y ddu+o+.c dda^u.
Tho^i thi` anh co^' ddo'ng vai "ti`nh one way" cu~ng ly' thu' la('m chu+'..

Ba'i Bai.

VTH
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: knguyen@emr1.emr.ca (Kim Nguyen)
Subject: Re: Bill Clinton:A cheating husband and shameless Citizen-Again
Keywords: Where is Bill Clinton Credibility & Ability ?
Organization: Energy, Mines, and Resources, Ottawa
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 02:34:03 GMT

In article <183816@pyramid.pyramid.com> knguyen@pyrman2.pyramid.com (Kirby Nguyen) writes:
>
>        After I posted my point of view into Vietnet regarding of Bill
>        Clinton , a cheating husband and shameless citizen on OCT/05/92,
>        I received feetback replies from my bros and sis all over America,
>        some of you agree with my point of view,some of you don't,even
>        some of you said I'm just a personal attacker on Bill Clinton.
>
>        I would like to clarify myself that I don't see it as an personal
>        attack , what I see is just an credibility weighing on Clinton's
>        Ability and Personality since He's got into the presidential race,
>        and wanted to be the President of USA which I embraced as my second
>        homeland.
>        If Bill Clinton is not in the race,I would admit that as a personal
>        life attacking comment.
>        With his past done to his own country and most recently done to his
>        wife,He has betrayed the 2 most important structures of Mankind :
>                1. His own family  and 2. His own mother's land.
>        That's what I see and prove my point of view that there is nothing
>        can stop this man from betraying further and further in the future.
>        Also some of you accepted his draft dodging , antiwar activities
>        in cooperation with then commy Soviet against his country because
>        He did not BELEIVE in that war and did not want to die.
>
>        Come-on , My bros and Sis , You have to remember the Draft was
>        then constitutional Law and this society legal system based on
>        the majority voting,when It's LAW , OBEDIENCE is the only thing
>        you can possibly do , otherwise You're just a Law Braker.
>
>        I unsderstand your support to Bill Clinton in hope for change,
>        but remember a change could aways be better or worst and with
>        Bill Clinton's Credibility,I can only foresee our tomorrow sky
>        will be a lot darker.
------------------
I don't think you need to explain. Everybody knows that going to get a high-
ranking public position must accept valuation from public. Pro and con
critics will enhance and lead to right choice. In VN, we go to vote knowing
only what they put on advertisement. Why keeping the same attitude in the
most democratic society?

Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: tran@peora.sdc.ccur.com (Nhan Tran)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: NEWS/VN: Kissinger says he has no evidence on VN POWs
Date: 8 Oct 92 20:53:03 GMT
Reply-To: tran@peora.sdc.ccur.com
Organization: SCV Relay
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu


10/06

KISSINGER SAYS HE HAS NO EVIDENCE ON VIETNAM POWS

    By Moses Manoharan
    JAKARTA, Oct 6, Reuter - Former U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger 
said on Tuesday he doubted that Hanoi held Americans captive after the 1973 
Paris accords ending the Vietnam War.
    "If there were any there...they might have done it, but I have no proof of
it," Kissinger told Reuters in Jakarta where he is attending a three-day
international conference on energy.
    Kissinger said Vietnam should make a full accounting of U.S. servicemen
still missing from the conflict before relations with the United States could 
be normalised.
    Washington has refused to establish relations with Hanoi, and has retained 
a crippling trade embargo because of the politically sensitive MIA --
Missing-in-Action -- issue.
    "They have to give us an accounting of the prisoners," Kissinger said.
    "If it is an honest and reasonable accounting, everybody will be willing to
cooperate," he said. "After that we should normalise relations."
    Kissinger was chief U.S. negotiator at the Paris peace conference and 
shared a Nobel Peace Prize with his Vietnamese counterpart Le Duc Tho for 
their efforts in ending the war.
    A former Harvard University professor, Kissinger served as President 
Richard Nixon's national security adviser from 1969 to 1975 and secretary of 
state from 1973 to 1977.
    Kissinger said he thought Washington's policy on Vietnam would not change
even if Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton, the Democratic candidate in this year's
general election, won the presidency.
    Clinton avoided military service while a university student during the war.
    "On the contrary, he has to be more careful," Kissinger said.
    The former cabinet secretary, now a private consultant, testified last 
month before a U.S. Senate committee that no prisoners had been left behind
deliberately or unwittingly by U.S. officials.
    But he admitted Hanoi may have been cynical enough to hold U.S. prisoners
without his knowledge.
    Two of Nixon's defence secretaries, Melvin Laird and James Schlesinger, who
testified before the committee that Nixon chose to complete the U.S. withdrawal
despite strong evidence that some Americans were still being held, at least in
Laos.
    The U.S. Defence Department lists 2,266 Americans as unaccounted for from
the war. Of the total, 135 are considered high priority "discrepancy cases"
involving Americans believed captured but never repatriated nor accounted for
properly.
From: huy@solan.unit.no (Hoang Do Huy)
Subject: Comics
Organization: Norwegian Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 12:58:13 GMT

Keywords: Calvin&Hobbes
Hi guys!
Can anybody help me??? I'm looking for black and white Calvin & Hobbes pictures
I you know where I can find some please write down the email adress. Or better
yet send me them. I will be very please...
A lot of thanks in advance. 
Huy.

Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: vle@libws1.ic.sunysb.edu (Vincent Le)
Subject: Re: Nha.c cho ddam' cu+o+'i
Organization: State University of New York at Stony Brook
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 18:16:29 GMT

In article <1992Oct12.223901.13272@awdprime.austin.ibm.com> tung@tungly.austin.ibm.com () writes:
>>From: tdang@keeper.East.Sun.COM (Thai Dang)
>
>
>Dda^y la` mo^.t so^' te^n ba`i ha't ma` Tung tha^'y thi'ch
>ho+.p cho dda'm cu+o+'i.
>1. La^u dda`i ti`nh a'i.
>2. Thie^n dda`ng ti`nh a'i.
>3. Dda'm cu+o+'i dda^`u Xua^n.
---------

    Xin lo^~i anh chi. em mo^.t ti' nhe'! ai co' lo*`i nha.c cu?a ba`i:
    
    >4. Dda'm cu+o+'i tre^n ddu+o+`ng que^ hu+o+ng.
    >5. Nga`y ta^n ho^n (if they are Catholics)

    La`m o*n post tre^n net hoa(.c gu*?i -de^'n vle@ic.sunysb.edu

   Ca?m o*n tru*o*'c.

Anthony.
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: dien@bnr.ca (Dien Nguyen)
Subject: Re: [Misc] Music of A. L. Webber
Originator: dien@bcrks77
Reply-To: dien@bnr.ca (Dien Nguyen)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, Ltd
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 03:10:17 GMT


In article <1992Oct7.184726.22070@cbnewsi.cb.att.com>, aqh@cbnewsi.cb.att.com (anh.q.hoang) writes:
> 
> Hello everybody,
> 
> Last weekend, I went to see "The Music of Andrew Lloyd Webber"

I think Andrew Lloyd Webber is also a classical cellist ?

> 
> The concert made me think of some of my favorite songs from "Phantom".
> I saw Phantom last April and really loved it!  The music,
> special effects, ambiance, storyline, etc ... all come together to 
> make it a very special NY Broadway experience.

What do you think about Broadway compared to "Ca?i lu+o+ng" VN ??? 

I have not a chance to see live Broadway show however , I did see a complete opera by Wagner
on TV (with closed caption , otherwise I would not be able to understand anything !) . However,
I was very impressed with the customs , stage production . As far as I can remember , I don't
think Ca?i lu+o+ng stage production was anywhere near this !!!! I feel a little sad , as we ,
Vietnamese , being  proud of our heritage , of our 4000 year civilization , have not really a lot of
things to show to the world ! It's a reality . Western civilization is so massive , so dynamic , so 
imaginative , so advanced ... We are so far behind . However , I am always proud to be a Vietnamese,
whatever my heritage is . I realize that there are so much work before us .

> 
> Quy`nh Anh
> hound.att.com!aqh
> 
> **************************************************************************
> 
> This is one of my favorites,  the aria from "Hannibal" that Christine 
> sang at the Opera ...
> 
> Think of me
> Think of me fondly
> when we've said goodbye
> Remember me
> Once in a while -
> Please promise me you'll try
> 
> When you find 
> that, once again, 
> you long to take your heart back 
> and be free-
> if you ever find
> a moment,
> spare a thought for me...
> 
> We never said
> our love 
> was evergreen 
> or as unchanging as the sea -
> but if you can still remember,
> stop and think of me ...
> 
> Think of all the things we've shared and seen -
> don't think about the things
> which might have been ...
> 
> Think of me,
> think of me waking,
> silent and resigned.
> Imagine me,
> trying too hard to
> put you from my mind
> 
> Recall those days, 
> look back on all those times,
> think of the things
> we'll never do -
> there will never be
> a day, when I won't think of you ..
> 
> We never said 
> our love was evergreen
> or as unchanging as the sea -
> but please promise me,
> that sometimes,
> you will think of me! 

-- 
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From: kevinle@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Kevin Le)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Little Boy/Old Man
Date: 15 Oct 1992 17:35:59 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.  Mt. View, Ca.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: kevinle@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Kevin Le)
NNTP-Posting-Host: eb4ts1.ebay.sun.com




 man walks into a bar and sits down.  After ordering a beer, he says
to the bartender, "How'd you like to make some money?  I'll bet you
fifty bucks I can bite my eye."  The bartender figures no one can bite
his eye, so he says, "OK, you're on."  The man takes out his glass left
eye, puts it in his mouth, and bites it, then pops it back in the socket.

The bartender can't believe he fell for it, but he pays the man and goes
about his business.  A few minutes later, the man at the bar says to
the bartender, "How'd you like to make that money back?  Double or 
nothing I can bite my other eye."  The bartender watched the man walk
in without a cane or guide dog, so he figures they guy can't have two
glass eyes.  "OK, I'd like to see you do it," he says.  The man takes 
out his false teeth, puts them up to his right eye and closes them on
the eye, then puts them back in his mouth.

The bartender is really grumbling now, since he's out $100.  About an
hour later, the man at the bar speaks up again.  "How'd you like to
make your money back, bartender?"  By this time the bartender's wary
for tricks, so he says, "What's your game?"  And the man says, "I'll
bet you double or nothing that if you put a shot glass on the other 
end of the bar, I'll stand on this end and piss into that shot glass
without missing or spilling a drop."  The bartender knows that the guy 
has had a dozen beers, and he hasn't seen him go to the bathroom once in all
that time.  He figures that the guy must have a full bladder and be 
really drunk; thus he probably couldn't even piss into a urinal at
point-blank range, much less a shot glass twenty feet away.

"OK, go ahead!" says the bartender.

The guy gets up on the bar as the bartender sets a shot glass at the
far end.  He unzips his fly and starts to piss - all over the place!
It's on the floor, the stools, all over the bar, but not a drop in
the shot glass.  

The bar's a mess, but the bartender is happy because he's won the 
bet and is getting his money back.  So he is smiling, whistling, and
laughing as he cleans up the bar, wiping it happily starting at the
end where the shot glass was.  As he gets down to the end where the 
bettor is waiting with his money, the bartender notices that the
guy is also smiling very broadly.  "I can't understand why you're
smiling," says the bartender.  "After all, I just got all that money
back from you, so I'm happy, but you have to part with it, so what
are you so happy about?"

The man at the bar says, "See those three guys crying at the corner table?"
The bartender looks and sees just that.  "I just bet them $500 I could piss 
all over your bar and make you wipe it up with a smile on your face!"


		have fun.
		Kevin
From: nguyen@ogicse.cse.ogi.edu (Yung Duc Nguyen)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: test
Date: 10 Oct 92 16:01:34 GMT
Article-I.D.: ogicse.43927
Distribution: world
Organization: Oregon Graduate Institute (formerly OGC), Beaverton, OR

testing from yn
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