From: tech@maitland.cs.ucf.edu (Tony Travaglini)
Subject: Re: Bring on the FISH (Doug Evans might not want to read
Summary: Don't read this Doug please!!!!!
Organization: University of Central Florida, Orlando
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 17:38:29 GMT

In article <BvAwz1.5rx@acsu.buffalo.edu> SFRELIAS@ubvm.cc.buffalo.edu writes:
>We in Buffalo waiting for Maimi to come in and show the nation how tuna fish
>is made (A la Buffalo style).
> 
>Anybody knows when was the last time Maimi won in Buffalo?
>I hope we have old peopel on the net.
> 
>GO BILLS>

Ah, I see the bills have hired the northeast's foremost scholar to post
and woof this year. A fine choice. When the spelling portion of this
gentleman's brain thaws, we Fin fans could be in for a woofing
extravaganza. 

It's that time of the year. Yes, squish the fish postings will
be winging their way through these little wires, into our homes and
hearts once again. Flo fans have spent the better part of the week
smiling at each other, green teeth flashing in what passes for
sunshine up there, chipping off hunks of beer, passing the.... well we
know what they pass best don't we.... Let us just say, they're ready.
They`re talking, and humming, and just happy as shit.

And for the most part, we're ready too. We`re warming up the old
standby's about Jimbo panties, recalling that Marv runs like a girl,
wondering just where Teg stores jimbos balls (I'm particularly proud
of this one). Or better yet, where Teg`s wife stores them. Let's just
say we`re ready as well. We're talking, and humming, and yes, gagging
and squinting every now and then. But we're ready. 

We're ready because we've been handed ammunition. You see, I, like most
Fin fans, have been looking forward to this game since last year. I
think about what I'm going to post, where I'll watch the game,
wondering if the heavens will part and God will look down on us Fin
fans and, smiling, reach down and give jimbo the wedgie of
his life. A wedgie so bad that that little embroidered Sunday is
forced to introduce itself to jimbos gonad.                         

But wait, I'm wandering. Ammo. That's what I have here courtesy of
Doug Evans. Doug has made a grave posting error. Now I know that Doug
is not reading this note because I took great pains to warn him that
the contents could be... well... possibly cause for conversation at
this weekend's game. Doug's wonderful expression of friendship that was
posted here recently, has afforded me with a new .sig. A weapon.
Something I can load up inside of another posting and just when flo
fans feel safe; WHAMMO! Blindsided. Now I can just hear Teg and Doug
Sunday at Rich stadium.

"HEY DOUG", Teg opens.
"DID YOU REALLY WRITE THAT", he continues.
"Well I really didn't....", Doug counters.
"ANSWER THE QUESTION", Teg offers.
"But..". Doug is defiant now. 
"GOD I HATE AMMO!" Green teeth flashing.
"Well...", Doug explains.
"IT'S OK DOUG, SIT NEXT TO ME MY FRIEND".

Vocabulary exhausted the conversation will end, friends sitting side
by side, arm in arm, tongues intertwin..... wait. Wandering again.

Ammo. Some may wonder, just how much ammo can a little .sig be anyway?
HA, I counter. WE don't play on the field! WE play here. Here in
r.s.f.p. WE need all the help we can get. Every little thing helps.
It`s a war of words and you don't want to hand your evil opponents a
single syllable let alone a word or sentence. And here, I've had an
entire signature dropped in my lap. Gift wrapped and sent at about
10Meg right to my arsenal. Doug you fucked up. And I thank you.     

Now before I officially unveil my new .sig, (and no fair peeking) let
me just say that I intend to impose some ground rules on myself here.
I promise that this sig will only be used on special occasions, say...
twice a year. It will be used for one week only and then hidden in a
bunker away from prying eyes and small children. I also promise to
explain this .sig to any yankee that asks because, well let's just say
that I figure they will have to ask. I also expect the accolades of
fellow Fin fans everywhere. I expect gifts and expressions of awe for
one, because I actually trudged my way through an entire Teg story,
and two, because, I'm basically selfish and just like to hear that
kind of stuff. I also ask fellow Fin fans to think about this sig for
a day or so before condeming it (if you so chose), it is subtle, but
it does speak to the flo experience as we Fins fans have always
thought it might be. It insults a person, a team, an entire city. A
magnificent feat for a .sig, made more magnificent because it was
written by an insider. So lest the lead up be better than the actual
.sig let me just say "FUCK FLO". And now.....


Tony (go buffalo) Travaglini
tech@cs.ucf.edu

PRESENTS  A TONY (go flo) TRAVAGLINI PRODUCTION 

...yes the Tegger is a big jerk but he is an integral part of the
atmosphere at Rich Stadium.
                 -Doug Evans (writing about his friend TEGGER)


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