HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Discrimination in Scouting
Keywords: Scouting Descrimination
Date: 16 Sep 92 03:28:19 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu

In article <Sep16.023255.71786@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> davisy@CS.ColoState.EDU (<y>ork) writes:
> __________________________________________________________________________
>/                                           |                              \
>| York Davis                                |                    /         |
>| Colorado State CS Student                 |     \             / /        |
>| 1678 Riverside Av. #4                     |      \\\' ,      / //        |
>| Fort Collins, CO                          |       \\\//,   _/ //,        |
>| 80525-1319                                |        \_-//' /  //<,        |
>|                                           |          \ ///  <//`         |
>| CSUUX - davisy@cs.colostate.edu           |           /  >>  \\\`__/_    |
>|                                           |          /,)-^>> _\` \\\     |
>|-------------------------------------------|          (/   \\ //\\        |
>| To air is human, To flip divine           |              // _//\\\\      |
>| Team Stupid Suicide Squad Ski Team        | _  _  _  _  ((` ((  _    _   |
>| Rocky Mountain Skiing Is The Best         |/ \/ \/ \/ \/\------/ \/\/ \  |
>\___________________________________________|______________________________/

Pegasus in vicegrips above Mt. Olympus.  Very ingenius.

C Squared   |  Society For The Capitalization Of The First Letter Of Every Word
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (Neil Bowers)
Subject: Re: Missing subject header
Organization: The University of Leeds, School of Computer Studies
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 16:42:06 GMT

After many hours on the trail, we all huddled around the campfire, hoping
that Taleswapper would draw us into his imagination, as he had on so many
nights before.

``Tonight you will define my tale.  Pick seven words or phrases,
completely at random, which bear no relation to each other, or in fact
to anything'', we were instructed.  We all sat there, silent, afraid to
put forward a word which might not be acceptable.

A mad fool, sitting back in the shadows, suddenly started burbling.
I recognised the voice --- I think his name was George ---
spewing forth a jumble of words.  Taleswapper seemed pleased, and paused
for a moment to gather his thoughts.

			---===[        ]===---

It was a cold night, well into the Civil War, when Michael Bauers
appeared at the homestead.  There was a knock at the door; Papa got up to
see who was calling at this late hour.  He opened the door wide, and we
craned our necks to get a view of the visitor: a soldier in uniform ( Union).
It was obviously well below Zero outside: icicles of urine hung from his fly.

``Good evening Sir, may I trouble you for some food and warmth?'',
asked the stranger.

``Aye, and Welcome.  All strangers welcome here.  This is a house of the
Warlord'', replied my father.  Did I imagine it, or did the stranger react
to these words...?  ``I am Papa ( Paul to you), and this is my wife November
( Nora for short), and my children Punkie and Walrusina''.

The stranger walked to the fire, and knocked off the icicles.  Only one
of them wasn't an icicle...  he laid his ManTool on the aga to defrost it.
My sister Walrusina seemed unable to take her eyes from his appendage,
which must have weighed a Kilo ( King size all right!).

``My name is Michael Bauers, I'm a Special Agent of the Federal Bureau
of Investigations, Signature division.  A particularly nasty BUAF has
been spotted in the area.''

``Why should we believe you?'', my father asked him.  Give us some proof,
show us your Call Sign.  Bauers took out a sheet of paper, and scribbled
his Call Sign ( phonetically).

In rec.crafts.brewing, xzs0753@rchland.vnet.ibm.com (Michael Bauers) signs:
>
>-- 
>/////////////////////////////////////////////
>///// Michael Bauers 		//
>///// Call Sign( phonetically)	//
>///// November( Nora)	//
>///// Zero			//			
>///// Papa( Paul)		//
>///// Uniform( Union)		//
>///// Kilo( King)		//
>////////////////////////////////////////////

We all stared at it in horror, recognising it for what it was...

-neilb [Michael Bauers... a phonetic relation of mine?]
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: RESURRECTION
Date: 15 Sep 92 19:05:09 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: alt.fan.warlord,talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.sex.carasso
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

dlee@usc.edu (ROGER DAVID CARASSO) writes:

>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>"Paper-clips are NEAT!!" ___ _    __ _ _____ _____ ____  "I LOVE Tiffany!!!"
>     -J. TALMUDGE       /   /_\ |/  /_\\_____\_____\   \   ---RISSA
>                        \__/   \|  /   \ ____\ ____\\___\
>          YOU LOVE HIM.  YOU HATE HIM.  YOUR DAUGHTER WILL MARRY HIM.
>
>...
>carasso "i will live forever!"

Yeah, I know ..
but this is a once in a life time opportunity. To warlord a Carasso sig
with the BUAF that hasn't been seen on the net in ages.

Rog, you need a Rush quote to make it truly complete.
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Fuck You All
Date: 11 Sep 92 13:37:41 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <1992Sep9.152040.3959@sbcs.sunysb.edu> dtiberio@libws2.ic.sunysb.edu (David Tiberio) writes:
>-- 
>      //   David Tiberio  SUNY Stony Brook 516-473-5156 AMIGA  DDD-MEN   
>     //  bounce-resistant:    dtiberio%libserv1.ic.sunysb.edu@sunysb.edu
>   \X/	 "Who will PROTECT TRUTH when I no LONGER HERE?!!"  - Jeff Young
>
> 	PPPP  EEEEE RRRR   OOO  TTTTT    IIIII N   N      999  2222
>	P   P E     R   R O   O   T        I   NN  N     9   9     2
>	PPPP  EEEE  RRRR  O   O   T        I   N N N      9999  222
> 	P     E     R R   O   O   T        I   N  NN         9 2
> 	P     EEEEE R  R   OOO    T      IIIII N   N     9999  22222

	Amiga check?  Passe'.

	Phone number?  Unobtrusive.

	World's silliest E-mail address?  Not his fault.  Besides, it's
"bounce-resistant."

	But the inclusion of an obsolete political message in 48-pt
Self-Reflexive Block Form Times Courier is, well, what one comes to
expect from a Perot supporter anyway.

--
Steve Buffum           | "If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  not serve." -- LBJ, likely paraphrased
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: diplomacy PBeM opening
Date: 11 Sep 92 22:21:38 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy


	So there I was, Angus Podgourney, Secret Agent, and I'd been captured
by the enemy behind the lines in a warlord-free zone, but I knew the risks.
Sure, I knew the penalties, but no guts, no blancmange, you know.

	So they pulled 'em all out: the rack, the thumbscrews, the 96-pt.
Reverse Slant Semicolon Horror Backslash Times Roman Courier Schmelvetica,
but I wasn't going to crack.  I knew my rights, dammit, and I knew my
obligations as well.

	No, I wasn't going to give in that easily.  I'd seen everything,
hadn't I?  The 37 types of European bicycles.  The 15 different gauges
of model train .sigs.  The entire list of RUSH concert dates.  It would
take more than that to get me this time.

	Little did I know that they had rec.games.pbm waiting for me...

In article <1992Sep8.230310.4237@leland.Stanford.EDU> stanford@leland.Stanford.EDU (Scott Stanford) writes:
>-- 
>Scott Stanford                 (;@~)  (`@<)   
>                             |\____________/| 
>stanford@leland.stanford.edu |  \/  \/  \/  | 
>                              \___/\__/\___/  The BIG FACE is your friend.

	NO!!!  NOT THE BIG FACE!!!  ANYTHING BUT THE BIG FACE!!!

	AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

	Too bad about the conjuctivitis, though.
--
Angus Podgourney, Secret Agent | "The only thing more disgusting than Frog a
cleveralias@not.scotland.yard  |  la Peche, sadly, is our other item, Peche
                               |  a la Frog." -- Moore and Cook
From: bsc7@po.CWRU.Edu (Bradley S. Corsello)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Larry "Bud" Melman's other appearances (Was:
Date: 14 Sep 92 15:17:00 GMT
Reply-To: bsc7@po.CWRU.Edu (Bradley S. Corsello)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc5.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, aardwolf@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Overzealous You) says:

>"Muy muy es olympioso!"
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>"Once out of nature I shall never take        erik swedlund
> My bodily form from any natural thing,       aardwolf@sage.cc.purdue.edu
> But such a form as Grecian goldsmiths make   swedlund@feserve.cc.purdue.edu
> Of hammered gold and gold enamelling
> To keep a drowsy Emporer awake;              Just.  Just just.  That's it.
> Or set upon a golden bough to sing
> To lords and ladies of Byzantium
> Of what is past, passing, and to come."
>--W.B. Yeats
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>

Now, for the next pram, is Alfred Lord Tenniscourt reading the Charge of the
Ant Brigage.

"Half an inch!"
"Half an inch!"
-- 
Brad Corsello (bsc7@po.cwru.edu) 2L Case Western Reserve Law School
"The Fanaticks have always had a way of affecting to run into Per-
secution, and count vast Merit upon every little Hardship they suffer."
^ J. Swift.  "Factum clarum, jus nebulosum."  Rex v. Haddock.
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Elm 2.3pl11 has problems on OpenWindow 3
Date: 8 Sep 92 09:37:42 GMT
Organization: me myself and i

In comp.mail.elm, hsu@pascal.math.psu.edu (Shu-Fu Hsu) signs:
|--
|  #      #             #           #       #        <--  Shu-Fu  Hsu  
|   #     #        ###########      #       # #   
|#######  #####  ############### #######    #  #   Ya, I am a Chinese from Taiwan... 
|        #  #           #    #      #    #######  
| ##### #   #      ###########   #######    #     e-mail :  
|           #           #        #  #  # #######       
| ##### ########   ###########   ####### #  #  #    hsu@math.psu.edu  ( INTERNET )
|           #           #        #  #  # #######    hsu%math@psuvax1  ( UUCP , BITNET )
| #####     #    ############### ####### #  #  #                
| #   #     #      ###########      #    #######  address:      
| #   #     #      #         #   ####### #  #  #    610 Kennard Rd., State College,
| #   #     #      ###########      #    #  #  #    PA 16801    
| #   #     #      #         #      #    #  # ##                
| #####     #      ###########      #   #      #  phone: (814) 466-6715

That's not a sig, that's FUCKING PAC-MAN.

Tx. [shortnsweet]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Welcome!!
Date: 13 Sep 92 19:42:31 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: aankrom@nyx.cs.du.edu (Anthony Ankrom)

In article <1992Sep10.053827.18402@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>,
		aankrom@nyx (Anthony Ankrom) signs:
--
        CH3  O            CH(CH3)2        |      dadaMatrix
           >-P-S-CH2CH2-N<            VX  |                       
    CH3CH2O               CH(CH3)2        |     aankrom@nyx.cs.du.edu
                                          | A kinder gentler lobotomy...
-- 
We already know that physicists stick their heads inside cyclotrons and
get FEYNMAN DIAGRAM signatures.  Now we learn that when chemists stick
their heads inside Bunsen burners, they come up with ORGANIC COMPOUNDS!
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
From: daniel@csgi64.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: sdrawkcab
Date: 14 Sep 92 13:47:59 GMT
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
X-Posted-From: csgi64.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In alt.tv.red-dwarf article <BuKHIK.7CK@acsu.buffalo.edu>, 
v026ltr5@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Monty) writes:
> In article <1992Sep14.075949.1747@spider.co.uk>,
> andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes...
> >Trying to entertain some people is like pissing into the wind.
> 
> How so?
> 
> /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
> {                                            | Matthew P. Mason        }
> {          are 'friends' electric?           | SUNY Buffalo Law School }
> {                                            | v026ltr5@ubvms.bitnet   }
> \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Well, matey, your friends may be electric, but some of us have a real life
outside of computing machinery. Perhaps you should get one too? And what a
dumb "Netnews nickname" to give yourself... no.... hold on.... I bet that's
as in Monty Python. Hey, wild! I bet you're a real joker, there "Monty". I
bet you're just the life an soul of the party, reciting the Dead Parrott
sketch at every possible opportunity, and displaying the full range of your
wit and urbanity by singing "Always look on the bright side of life" every
time you break wind.

Jeez, what is it with these dick splashes?

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Drinks List ?
Keywords: anyone still have it?
Date: 14 Sep 92 16:38:16 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.party (These dudes really know how to have one hell of a good time, don'tthey?), <1992Sep14.040007.24105@cs.uow.edu.au> u9158553@cs.uow.edu.au 
(Anthony John Boyd) writes:

>==============================================================================
>"I have a drinking    ||  "Never Drink and Drive,	||  .sig contains
>problem, two hands    ||   you might hit a bump and     ||  radioactive
>but only one mouth."  ||   spill it !"		        ||  material, send to
>                      ||	                	||  France immediately
>==============================================================================

Let's see if we can put the fix to a few of the glaring errors in this baby:

>==============================================================================
>"I have a .sigging    ||  "Never .Sig and Post,  	||  .sig contains
>problem, two hands    ||   you might hit a key and     ||  radioactive
>and one keyboard!     ||   send it !"		        ||  material, send to
>                      ||	                	||  France immediately
>==============================================================================

BTW, Anthony, my man. . . WTFMFIIYFS!

--jm
meach@not.au.oz.or.uk  |  No man wants a STRANGER making 98% of his decisions!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: K*nt Paul Dolan
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 21:06:17 GMT

> alt.fan.warlord.tech
> alt.fan.warlord.soc
> alt.fan.warlord.advocacy
> alt.fan.warlord.misc
> alt.fan.warlord.bait

> I can't think of a 6th.

I was thinking more along the lines of 

alt.fan.warlord.rush-quotes
alt.fan.warlord.buafs
alt.fan.warlord.barphics
alt.fan.warlord.feynman
alt.fan.warlord.borders
alt.fan.warlord.simpsons
alt.fan.warlord.frosh
alt.fan.warlord.bicycles
alt.fan.warlord.trains
alt.fan.warlord.mountains
alt.fan.warlord.lehrer
alt.fan.warlord.multiple.email.addresses
alt.fan.warlord.misc
alt.fan.warlord.dobbsheads
alt.fan.warlord.amiga

etc., etc.

which would, of course, generate copious quantities of cross-postings
thereby defeating the entire purpose of splitting them up to begin
with.

> -- 
> Paul Tomblin
> The Meach turned me back into a frog.

Grep.

-- 
Kevin
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Request for Solomon Islands/Australia Result
Date: 4 Sep 92 21:19:15 GMT
Organization: Federation Internationale de Football Association

halchuk@seismo.emr.ca (Steve Halchuk) signs:

>---
> +============+     | S. Halchuk, halchuk@seismo.emr.ca
> |  o \0\     |}    |"And now a few choice words, without the slightest hint
> |      \     | }   | of malice ... rather than spend the day with you I'd
> |      \\    |  }  | play for Crystal Palace!" :-) Attila the Stockbroker
>                     

I like it. The drawing is really neat. I just wonder why he includes
a picture of a handball goalkeeper in rec.sport.soccer? 
-- 
Jesper Lauridsen       | Liverpool FC - 18xChampions, 5xCup Winner,
rorschak@daimi.aau.dk  |                4xEC1 and 2xEC3 Winner
          AGF and Liverpool FC for the 1993 EC2 final
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: THE COMPLETE BRITISH TO AMERICAN DICTIONARY
Date: 10 Sep 92 17:43:27 GMT
Organization: me myself and i
X-Regards: BEST WISHES DEAR READER

In talk.bizarre and soc.culture.british, pd@x.co.uk (Paul Davey) signs:
|--
| Regards,			  pd@x.co.uk           IXI Ltd.
|	Paul Davey		  pd@ixi.uucp          62-74 Burleigh St.
|				  ...!uunet!ixi!pd     Cambridge,  U.K.
| "These _are_ interesting times"  +44 223 462 131      CB1  1OJ

Okay, it's 4 lines long and nowhere near the 80 column club (it have
tabs and will probably mutate horribly at the next indentation, it has
already started to do so on the 4th line), ie it's a regular innocuous
dime a dozen sig. Or is it? To me this is one of the most heinous sigs
I've seen in some time. So what is my beef? Just one word "Regards". I
mean, what sort of insincere geek would put a salutation in their sig?
Probably the sort of person who reciprocally recants the phrase "I love
you" in a kneejerk reaction to the same from a SO. Believe that. Or kill
me.

Tx. [feeling serious but it's only a passing phase]
--
I love you all. Sincerely. No really. I don't just say this to everyone.
From: llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: POLITICALLY CORRECT DOUBLE SPEAK????
Date: 8 Sep 92 09:47:07 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

it's good to know that, no matter how shameful something is, there'll
always be someone to brag about it. and make ugly barphics to go with
the bragging. in rec humor, for example, Scott Alfter
(sknkwrks@unlv.edu) signs:

 
  _/_   Scott Alfter                             Internet: sknkwrks@cs.unlv.edu
 / v \  Call the Skunk Works BBS today!                      Fidonet: 1:209/765
(IIe (  TEMPORARILY OFFLINE    Apple II/IBM
 \_^_/  Ask me about SoftDAC--digital audio for your IIe/IIc! Apple II Forever!

interesting that he managed to get "temporarily offline" in the sig
but didn't do anything about the exhortation to "call today!" never
thought i'd warlord someone for *not* including a phone number...

--
sine nomine      | timex-sinclair forever!
debbie martinson | real programmers only need 2k and basic
From: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au (Dean Engelhardt)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Large FREE RPG BBS!
Date: 16 Sep 92 00:53:48 GMT
Reply-To: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au
Organization: University of Adelaide, South Australia.
NNTP-Posting-Host: winnie.cs.adelaide.edu.au

In article <1992Sep15.160558.27733@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu>, 
   smash@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Scott Mash) writes:
|> 
|> 
|>      /^\                                                    /^\
|>     |   |                SMASHER LAND BBS                  |   |
|>     | | |            An RPG Players Paradise               | | |
|>     | | |                 (614) 593-8359                   | | |
|>     | | |           2400 Baud, 24 Hours A Day              | | |
|>     | | |                                                  | | |
|>     | | |           Files & Messagebases For:              | | | 
|>     | | |         AD&D, GURPS, Hero, Champions,            | | |
|>     | | |         Ars Magica, Amber, Talislanta,           | | |
|>     | | |         Runequest, Rolemaster, Vampire,          | | |
|>     | | |         Shadowrun, Marvel & DC Heroes,           | | |
|>     |   |                And Many More                     |   |
|>  \  |   |  /                                            \  |   |  /
|>   =========                                              =========
|>       #                                                      #
|>       #                                                      #
|>      ###                                                    ###

 
 OK .. so this isn't actually a .sig, but rather an advertisement for a
BBS. But I just couldn't resist the opportunity of warlording such a
classic sword barphic.

 I hope Sergeant McGeneric can forgive me . . .

 
 Dean.

----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dean Engelhardt          | "She that knows why knows wherefor."
dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au  |     -- Jim Snell, 'Meaningless Proverbs'
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi64.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: A few new Pratchett signatures for you
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 16:43:01 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi64.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

Been away for a few days, moving house. Been away from warlord. Been away.

Still I'm back now, so normality can return to my life. Here's a couple
of choice splurges I culled from alt.fan.pratchett.

To start with, try this baby:

In article <Bu9oEH.3wq@dunaad.co.uk>, dan@dunaad.co.uk (Daniel Hunter)
writes:


Hi , I'm probably missing something but where is the Annotated Pratchett file?
thanx in advance

-- 
          DD      AAAAA   NN     N
          D  D   A     A  N N    N
          D   D  AAAAAAA  N  N   N
          D   D  A     A  N   N  N


Oh joy, oh joy. He's British *and* he's got a cool name. I love it. Shame
inews did its dirty work, or I might just have aquired that .sig for my
own use. It really isn't often that you come across artistic work of this
flare and subtlety. Really.

Secondly, try this little item from article
<1992Sep8.050929.4628@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, written by
ins448c@lindblat.cc.monash.edu.au (Andrew Mills):

    _       _
   | |     | |         U  U |  "Once you've ruled out the impossible then
   | |     | |         N  N | whatever is left, however improbable, must be the
   | |  _  | |  _      S  I | truth.  The problem lay in working out what was
   | | | | | | | |     E  V | impossible, of course.  That was the trick, all
   | |_| |_| | | |     E  E | right."
   |___| |___| | |     N  R |  - Attributed to Captain Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork
       | |     | |        S | City Watch (Oh, and to Sherlock Holmes....)
       | |_____| |        I |===================================================
       |_________|        T | Andrew Mills (Rattcherryh @ Shattered World)
                          Y |  - big@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au
Nil Illegitemo Carborundum  |  - ins448c@lindblat.cc.monash.edu.au



81 column club, BUAf to rule them all, quotations galore, MUD handle. Truly
an impressive list of crimes. Time for a quick Nuremberg, anyone?

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (Neil Bowers)
Subject: Re: Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (minor spoilers)
Keywords: y
Organization: The University of Leeds, School of Computer Studies
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 15:33:22 GMT

In alt.tv.twin-peaks and others, ace@eisley.wa.com (Ace of Death) signs:
>
>Bye For Now...
>           ___  ____  ____           ____   ____     ___  _____  _   _
>  /\      /   |/  __||  __|         |  _ \ |  __|   /   ||_   _|| | | |
> /  \    / /| || |   | |__   __  __ | | \ || |__   / /| |  | |  | |_| |
>(    )  / __  || |__ | |__  |  ||_  | |_/ || |__  / __  |  | |  |  _  |
> ~/\~  /_/  |_|\____||____| |__||   |____/ |____|/_/  |_|  |_|  |_| |_|
>  ~~                ace@eisley.wa.com

Judge S.:	So, Warlord Cooper, how are you finding our little
		corner of USENET?

Cooper:		It's heaven, sir.

Judge S.:	Well, this week heaven includes barphics, multiple BUAFS,
		and an attempt on the life of a Federal signature.

Cooper:		Heaven is a large and interesting place, sir!

-neilb
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