HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: SKI SEASON
Date: 16 Dec 1992 07:25:33 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4
Originator: leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu


	With the dawn of a new ski season approaching, a young mans
fancy turns to thoughts of skiing..... therefor I unveil my new sig
for the season.... Flame on you fanny-waggers.

                                     \ 	 	....Going to extremes...
                                     / 
                                     \        Paul Scott Bartelt
                                     |    
                     _______         \ 		 aka leonardo....  
          *---------(  _)(__(()      /  	....@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
   ________________ / _\_____________\____________  
   )_KVC_comp_8.3__(  /   \___________K2K2K2K2K2__>
 __________________( (  *  )_________/__________
 )_KVC_comp_8.3____(  \___/_________K2K2K2K2K2__>
                    \   /___         \
            *-------(__)(__(()       /     	 ....No falls....
                                     |    	....No balls...
                                     /
                                    /
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: 187701458@vill.edu (JAGDEEP SAHNI)
Subject: Below Par
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords:  Cowardly
Organization: Villanova University
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 01:07:00 GMT

Hey, Par Svensson! If you have to flame, nay, if you have feeble retorts
to postings, include the other posting in its entirety. You cowardly
piece of trash! You delete most of my posting and include two lines and call
it a lame followup. The fuckhead that you are, you whine incessantly about
about one liner postings and post farts like......

	" Wow, that followup must really have knocked him dead. Bet he won't
post a followup for _years_.... "

	It gets even better folks. Par comes up with,

	" BTW, isn't Michele a stupid faggot's name? "

	Wow!!! Now everybody knows why Michele was knocked down and is 
lying low until Par goes away.

	You have to better than that Mr. Very-Much-Below-Par Svensson.
Don't even try! Please crawl back under the stone you crawled out off
before you get squashed like the caterpillar you are. 
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.)
Subject: Re: British Empire Loyalists
Organization: T.S.A.K.C.
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 01:18:19 GMT

andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
->A better solution: 

andy, you've never had a better solution to anything.
that's one reason you're such a laughingstock.
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: nationalized health care
Date: 13 Dec 92 15:47:34 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1gfvueINNkp0@bigboote.WPI.EDU>, liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
> 
> If my memory serves me correctly, Sweden has lots of things
> nationalized, but you have to pay a metric ton of your salary in
> taxes.  So, either you get most of your salary, and you pay out
> the nose for care, or you get hardly any of your salary, and
> health care is guaranteed.  

Yes, as I answered to "the Doctor", over there they pay a lot of taxes. For 
everything. You can't be very rich, but everybody still can have a good 
life in a working state. And that's what is important for me. I do not like 
to see on the world, places like south-Chicago or Naples. It is a kind of 
socialism, bad for the rich but good for who was poor. I know, it is 
possibile to apply it on USA. 
 
> I am also not sure of how much
> technology (in comparison to the US) that Sweden has.  You
> might have to pay a lot, but you also know that the U.S. *has*
> the technology.
> 
> 						--Liz
> 
Yes, the USA has the tecnology. But to have the tecnology is only a problem 
of money. If you have money you can buy it. And I belive that they have the 
tecnology, also. We have it on Italy, too. The big health-care italian 
problem (by example) is not the tecnology. If you have a real bad illness, 
(i.e. as a cancer or an hearth problem) they have the tecnology to treat it.
The problems, inside our hospital are trivial problems, sometime they are 
only logistic problems. But somebody is dead for this kind of problem. Also, 
the most annoyng problem is that OFTEN, we have to wait weeks/months just
to have a visit. But that's a common problem with all the nationalized 
services in Italy...

> --
> deal with it, pink boy


	Michele
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper)
Subject: Re: BAD NEWS YOU PISSANTS  <===== YEAH!
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 05:27:34 GMT

From princeton!jvnc.net!yale.edu!spool.mu.edu!uwm.edu!linac!unixhub!fnnews.fnal.gov!fnal.fnal.gov!dallagata Sat Dec 12 20:03:12 EST 1992
Article: 36877 of alt.flame
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: BAD NEWS YOU PISSANTS  <===== YEAH!
Date: 12 Dec 92 17:42:52 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <Bz54oB.3A2@cmptrc.lonestar.org>, andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
> 
> Please, GOD. PLEASE.  I'll start going to Church EVERY Sunday.  Really.

And be a good (cow)boy.

> -- Andy

	Michele


-- 
Did you really think I spoke for anyone else? Boy, you're gullible!
From: d40937@aiken (Jean Yves Desbiens)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: K e n is proof that bad software exists
Date: 16 Dec 92 04:10:59 GMT
Organization: Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

I just found this putrid obfuscated code made by a true 
amateur, I wondered what it was until it hit me :
it is the code used to write K e n 's posts. 

#define K_E_N NULL       
#define Lame_moronic_self_referential_shit "K e n is K e n"

void Comatose_Post( pointless_cretin* k_e_n ){

	k_e_n = K_E_N; /* Must repeat this obvious fact on every posts */

	printf(" %s ",Lame_moronic_self_referential_shit);

	Comatose_Post( k_e_n);
}

We note that :

1. k_e_n is not even good enough to join the list of pointless cretin's:
he always points to NULL;
2. He is somewhat repetitive and tedious in his arguments;     
3. he eats up ressources : kill -9 moronic_number is the answer to that;
4. He will soon overun the stack and crash, we wait for the day...
--

Jean-Yves Desbiens                  | d40937@info.polymtl.ca
Etudiant en genie informatique      | 
Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal Can | 
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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: WITTY proves his lack of WIT (was Re: JORN, Jean-Yves, and Stephen King.)
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 00:42:51 GMT

WITTY the Witless writes...
> <cold flames towards Yves & King deleted>
>
>Now you, JORN the BEAT(off)MEISTER. Listen closely little twat nosed freak. 
>JORN HAVE NO LIFE, GO RUN IN CITY STREET SCREAMING "JORN HERE YOU ALL RUN 
>NOW OR MY BEAT YOU WITH MY BIG MILITARY INFANTRY ROCK!" You little fucks
>are the biggest joke of them all! Even the Brits can kick your asses! 

Where's your fucking wit, brain cripple ? Do you really have to
copy low-lifes like phantom-baby ? You're really proving what a
witless worthless shit you are. And now to the worst part :

>JEFF WITTY
>A.K.A THE SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, US ARMY
>(Yes, I am a military expert, a proud soldier, and a damn great American!) 

Heck, even other US citizens has said that you're a dim bulb. Go two
feet away from your monitor and look at your pathetic sig. Proud Soldier ?
Soldier Of Fortune ? You must think there's a fucking war going on !!!
One day you'll just snap, grab your M16, go to the nearest school yard
and slaughter children with white foam around your mouth. Suddenly the
real world collapses on you, with a tear in your eye you put the gun in 
your mouth and pull the trigger.

You're prime scum, soldier-boy. SNAP OUT OF YOUR ILLUSION !
                                YOU NEED HELP !

_________________________________________________________________________
| Jorn Halonen              | "dinga ding dang my danga long ling long" |
| jorngh@sofus.dhhalden.no  |                               - Ministry  |

Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.flame
From: e91petmo@odalix.ida.liu.se (Peter /\/\odin)
Subject: Re: j: Another acronym and followup to: Re: Joke for you 10 percenters
Organization: CIS Dept, Univ of Linkoping, Sweden
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 18:02:41 GMT

Joe Carlson <JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:


>In article <1992Dec7.220511.14435@ida.liu.se>, e91petmo@odalix.ida.liu.se (Peter
>/\/\odin) says:

>>v120qldp@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (JAY WALKER) writes:

>>>>>At least we won the falklands war....
>>>>You call that a war?  Looked like Maggie drumming up a little nationalism
>>>>from over here...
>>>>And we did fine in the Granada, Panama, and Libya "wars" then;  we even went
>>>>the extra mile to wipe out civilian water supplies in Iraq
>>>>>remember Vietnam, yank....?
>>>>Remember India, mr Liver Sausage?
>>>If it weren't for we "yanks" you'd be typing in German, shithead.
>>The way I see it, anyone living in a country less than five hundred years old
>>should just shut up.
>...[nag, nag, nag...]
>And it seems to me that for being a country just a little over 200
>yrs old, we seem to do alot more right in alot less time.
Yeah, like *Microsoft Windows* [YUK]
BTW, check the group you're in. It's not "alt.dead.serious.political.discussions".

--
|=Peter Modin - Responses to: e91petmo@und.ida.liu.se===========|
|                             modin@lysator.liu.se              |
| Dept. of of Computer Science, Linkoping University, Sweden    |
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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: patrick@blanco.is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Lazy italians
Organization: The Society for Putting Things On Top Of Other Things.
Distribution: na
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 13:56:54 GMT

In article <1992Dec12.212714.1@fnalf.fnal.gov>, dallagata@fnalf.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>In article <Bz694A.38K@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>> In article <1992Dec12.172429.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>
>>>> --PLH, we will now observe a minute of noise in commemoration of
>>>> Michele's little problems...
>>>> 
>>>Which problems, Sir?
>>>> 
>>>	Michele
>> 
>> Anyone who can spend the time to post as many content-free articles as you
>> can spend a little more time being gainfully employed...
>> 
>> --PLH (don't ask, I'm doing this from home)
>> 
>Gainfully for who? For the society? I do not give a fuck for society, man.

We'd never have guessed.

[much ranting deleted]

>	Michele
>
>Everybody is free to flame me about this. I do not give a shit.

That's painfully obvious.

-- 
Patrick L. Humphrey  (patrick@is.rice.edu)  Rice Networking & Computing Systems
     +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 776-1541 at home. 667-6554 at Palace Lanes. 

            * Hit any key to continue, or any other key to quit. *
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.sex.stories.d
From: elf@halcyon.com (Elf Sternberg)
Subject: Re: Cteativity?
Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d
Originator: elf@halcyon.com
Reply-To: elf@halcyon.com (Elf Sternberg)
Organization: Pendor, UnLtd.
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 19:03:54 GMT

In article <Bz2L4x.AtD@hfglobe.intel.com>
     migarcia@hfglobe.intel.com (Mike Garcia) writes:

>I have just read a few storied here.  Hey crowd are you dead?  Have
>you all lost any creative powers?

   Some of us are rather busy.  And you can't accuse me of a lack of
creativity.  After over a hundred stories to alt.sex.stories, I'm
certainly leading this damned pack.

>Well I know I will probably get flamed for this but geese!  I was
>writing better stuff in 6th grade!

   And from the fact that you misspelled "creativity" in your subject
header, not to mention using the name of a bird in vain, we have to
conclude that you, sir, are still writing as if you were in the sixth
grade.

   I read your story.

   "Nails red as her lips long and wicket."  "Wicket"?  I assume you
meant "wicked," otherwise her nails are shaped like little steel hoops
you drive into the grass before playing croquet.

   "I shott my wad..."  Seeings as "Shott" is a local brand of beer,
this line made me really crack up.

   "I closed my eyes and shuttered."  Like venetian blinds, or blast
shields?

   "I felt myself stiffen..."  I always wonder about this line.  Are
you going into rigor mortis, or are you really nothing more than a
dick?

   I'd like to point out that we do speak mostly English on this 'net,
and that story had English words in it, but let's be honest, Mike...
don't you know what a paragraph is?  And how about a comma or two?

   Your story was a pathetic excuse for graphically fantastic self-
indulgence, without a hint of plot, script, character, or theme.  You
have no grasp of standard English grammar, and without a single piece
of dialogue I can only assume you don't know how to write any.  You've
got some nerve complaining about a lack of talent around here when you
yourself are some no-talent geek with just *one* story to his name, a
story that was obviously written one-handed, without dictionary,
thesaurus, or Holt handbook.

   Of course, you are doing better than all the idiots around here who
have nothing better to do than flame each other day and night but who
have never contributed a single story to alt.sex.stories in their
lives.

         Elf !!!
--
Elf Sternberg.   (elf@halcyon.com)
Due to a bureaucratic error, you are offered the job of county coroner.
You seriously consider accepting the job because it offers:          __
A. Unclaimed watches and wedding rings.                              \/
B. Gold fillings and bridges.
C. Free blood.
D. A constantly changing array of new friends who aren't at all stuffy
   about what happens to their genitalia.
From: 00dclefevre@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Americans are Screwy
Date: 16 Dec 92 11:44:39 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <1glg8rINNhk@apollo.ksu.ksu.edu>, cress@apollo.ksu.ksu.edu 
(Levi Garrett) writes:

well.. I can at least delete in my Usenet reader you ass!

> 
>            
> Oh great, another advocator of the hippie culture revolution.
> 

Hardly... just tring to subvert the war mongering culture we live in.  The
whole nation cried the other night when NBC's live war didn't show up. 
T2 was one of the most popular films in hisory.  We give our kids GI Joes and
we are not advocating violence??  Come on

> Garrett                                                

Oh no, a person advocating the idiot southern culture (based on the name).

Get a live, weed.
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: WITTY: The American Graley
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 23:06:48 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.070535.13123@bsu-ucs> 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>> Dim-Witty is the American version of J.ust S.tupid Graley.
>
>Listen Handy (jerk off) Andy, You haven't been here the entire discusion
>so just shut the fuck up, ok? You don't have any idea what is going on.

>JEFF WITTY
>A.K.A. THE SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, US ARMY                      

Jeff, nothing personal, but you are the dumbest asswipe ive ever had the
misfortune to live in the same country with. You are a skidmark on the
underwear of a 90 year old whore. You are the afterbirth of a 3000 lb
sow with chlamydia. But most of all, you are the lamest flamer to walk
the earth. "You havent been here the entire discussion" OOOOOOO, good
flame, good argument, pindick. Actually, Andy's been posting here before
you, miserable excuse for a soldier, removed your head from the nearest
male crotch and started spewing small globules of corrupted semen on the
net.

heres hopin they send you off to some god-forasken war zone, kid.
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: My heart is distroyed
Date: 12 Dec 92 03:02:22 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <Bz2xw8.E0w@world.std.com>, rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama) writes:
> 
> Apology accepted.  Don't feel too bad though, at least I read 
> -your- messages whereas that twit Dallagato has been banished 
> to my killfile.
> 
ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! NO, do not tell me that! How could I be so stupid?!?
I lost Patricia (BIIIIG whining....) My heart is distroyed, little Lady, 
*please*, help me! Gimmi a shoulder where to cry. Sniff! What's wrong with 
me?!? Yes, *sigh*, life is a bitch, it is cruel. I am going to kill myself,
I am depressed. See you soon, beattlejuice, I am arriving to the hell.

	Michele
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: mel@maddog.ece.nd.edu (Melvin Gladstone)
Subject: Re: what *really* is fnal.gov
Organization: OUC, University of Notre Dame
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 22:10:10 GMT

krobinso@brickred.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>One issues standard washing procedures for one's largest facial
>orifice when that orifice spews forth naughty language.
>
>K e n   R o b i n s o n

How did your mother discipline you when you were young?

Melvin M. Gladstone
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: British Empire Loyalists
Date: 20 Dec 92 19:34:29 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

In article <qzq2=vm@rpi.edu> keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.) writes:
>andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
>->keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.) writes:
>->>andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
>->>->keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.) writes:
>->>->>andy, you've never had a better solution to anything.
>->>->>that's one reason you're such a laughingstock.
>->>
>->>->I, the laughing stock of alt.flame
>->>
>->>not "the," andy. that would imply there's something
>->>special about you. you're one of the many
>->>laughingstocks.
>
>->The one and only. 
>
>no, andy, you're just an unimportant one; the kind who,
>for the most part, is ignored.

I see... your idea of flaming is to edit my responses to suit you.
Then I shall resume my habit of ignoring YOU.  
Go back to your circle jerk, you unimaginative loser.

-- Andy
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Michele!  [was: re net.snobs]
Date: 20 Dec 92 17:10:34 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <BzJxJG.J8L@cmptrc.lonestar.org>, andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>>You betcha! I am *angry*, RIGHT! I am FUCKING ANGRY. There are more "Merry 
>>Christmas" messages than FLAMES! What the fucking fuck is that?!? Flaming 
> 
> 
> Merry Christmas!
> 
> -- Andy   

At least tell me "Happy New Year", CAZZO (sometime I need to flame in 
italian, there is nothing to do). Or you want to see me *angry* for 
all the '93 ?!?!? I can get teaser than an old maid on the bus, remember 
this.

	Michele
-- 

===========================================================================
I wish to everybody a real BAD Christmas. I hope that your fathers will die
doing the role of Santa Claus that come down from the chimney. I wish that
your planes blow out while you are going back home to meet your families.
Have a Christmas Drink and Drive accident, get as many DUI as you can.
And, Last but not Least, FUCK YOURSELF, again.
===========================================================================

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: krobinso@orange.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: K e n Will Return
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 22:30:42 GMT

K e n will be inserting K e n into K e n's priority queue, for
a higher priority has been established that must take precedence.
K e n will be dequeued after the present situation has completed.
During this time K e n will be remodified and optimized. K e n
will be more efficient and will attain a higher order of
informedness. K e n will temporarily cease posting for
approximately three weeks, provided no major system errors
occur, thus in order to receive a response from K e n,
K e n suggests using e-mail. Provide K e n with permission
to post your e-mail to the net and K e n will respond to it in
the usual public forum. K e n will not reply until the
present situation has been fulfilled. For those of you
who require K e n's posts, K e n apologizes for this
inconvenience. 

K e n wishes everyone a Happy Holiday.

Sincerely,
K e n   R o b i n s o n
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: US MARINES Blows it in Norway (was Re: sniff!!!)
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 13:35:27 GMT

In article <1g5joqINNlbn@uwm.edu> leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt) writes:
>
>A note on the Somali operation...
>	You guys think lawyers are bad. What about the media? The US
>MARINES go ashore under shroud of night and the friggin' TV crews are
>sitting on the beaches with spot lights looking for them. Go figure.
>

THE US MARINES ARE A FUCKIN' JOKE !!! I can say this out of
*personal* experience. This summer I  finnished my military
service in the norwegian army (infantry) and in march/april
there was an international military operation called TEAMWORK 92
(yearly event in northern Norway).

Basically it was the US of A and the Brits (go figure) against
Norway, The Dutch and Germany.

Every time we 'battled' the Marines they somehow managed fuck
up, we slammed the crap out of them every time. Sometimes it
was their useless equipment that failed to operate in the cold,
but most of the time it was stupid tactics that 'massacred' them.

They were judged out of the game time after time, and believe me
it was a *pleasure* to take american prisoners !!! We could hold
a prisoner for twelve hours for interrogations. No food, no water,
no sleep and no rest.

_________________________________________________________________________
| Jorn Halonen              | "dinga ding dang my danga long ling long" |
| jorngh@sofus.dhhalden.no  |                               - Ministry  |
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Lazy italians
Date: 12 Dec 92 17:24:29 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <Bz5JtB.HG@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
> In article <1992Dec12.025838.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:

>>I am lazy, man. I do not spend time to write something that only few people 
>>can understand. You are supposed to be American-Italian, you are supposed 
>>to know that we do not like to spend energy for nothing. Ciao.
> 
> Congratulations.  All you've done is post about 30 meaningless
> articles in a row -- and you go on these posting sprees quite a bit,
> as of late.  That makes your proclamation one of the funnier things
> I've seen in alt.flame in a while...		       ^^^^^^^

You see? I've got my goal!

> 
> --PLH, we will now observe a minute of noise in commemoration of
> Michele's little problems...
> 
Which problems, Sir?
> 
	Michele