HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Date: 11 Sep 92 09:57:42 GMT
	<1992Sep10.023451.28489@fcom.cc.utah.edu>
	<1992Sep9.230326.3399@news.cs.indiana.edu>
	<HANS.92Sep10150649@ravn.iesd.auc.dk> <1992Sep10.175022.6648@sq.sq.com>
Organization: Mathematics and Computer Science, Aalborg University


donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:
>> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:

[ everything deleted ]

>> But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>
> Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.

This must be the worst cricket match I have ever attended. Where have
all the dancing armchairs gone ? 

- Hans

--
Hans H{\"u}ttel                          - hans@iesd.auc.dk  
Mathematics and Computer Science
Aalborg University, Fredrik Bajersvej 7E,
9220 Aalborg, DENMARK                    - Peace sells, but who's buying ?
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Como se dice "newbie" en el Espa^~nol?
Date: 10 Sep 92 16:55:34 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.newbie,misc.test
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA


   nuevie ?

rp -- disappointed that ascii doesn't have upside down question marks.
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Thanks CJ
Date: 14 Sep 92 19:32:24 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

Sometimes I think I could write a best-selling book about
anti-abortionists. This book would be called

	Men who are afraid of women, and the people who
	are stupid enough to believe their straw-man
	arguments

Anybody who believes that the whole abortion issue is about health,
religion, "fairness" to "unborn babies", or immoral sexual congress,
of course, falls into the latter category.

I'm not sure which category that fuckhead Dodson falls into, but it
hardly matters.

mr HEINOUS
register to vote
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The one who never put away the Pink Tower")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Destiny
Date: 12 Sep 92 19:12:41 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com's message of 6 Sep 92 22:21:08 GMT

In article <1992Sep6.222108.16855@wdl.loral.com> bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt) writes:
>   Thus my whole life will climax in the ultimate inane followup.

And when you wake up, the sheets will be wet.











Do I get the prize?  Huh?  Do I?
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: Thanks CJ
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 17:47:18 GMT

dodsodt2@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Don Dodson) writes:

] In article <> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
] >you are against abortion.  i can assume that you are strongly  against
] >abortion.
] 
] For the record:  yes, I am against abortion.  I believe it is one of
] the most terrible things a person can do to a woman.  As such, I do
] not think that legislation outlawing abortion is the best solution.
] I would prefer to see women informed of how devastating abortion is,
] to the point where they would much prefer any of the alternatives.
] I have volunteered at a clinic which provides a free service of  
] assistance with alternatives to abortion as a free service.  If any 
] legislation is passed, I would want the abortionist to be the one 
] charged with the crime.
] 


again, don, you wanted my wife to die.  you fully supported letting my wife 
die, because you are against abortion.  

has it ever occurred to you that, since you are FUNDAMENTALLY UNQUALIFIED
to become pregnant, you have LITTLE to NO authority to discuss IN ANY TERMS
to effect abortion has on ANY woman?

 i will say this once more:  No Man, Regardless Of How Well Connected He Is
With Ethics, Morality, Or The Big Guy In The Clouds, Has Any Right To Impose
His Will On Any Other Person.


again, working from what you have said, you wanted my wife to die rather
than terminate her pregnancy, because 

>abortion is 
>the most terrible things a person can do to a woman.

you see, this is PERSONAL.  and, mark me, if we were ever to meet face-to-face
I would be more than happy to explain to you, in detail, how I feel about
your swaggering, moralizing, "This Is What I Believe And It's The Truth And
I Want To Impose My Will On All" attitude.


with credible self control,

matthew paul legare

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: david@gmd.de (David Murphy)
Subject: Re: gossip for British t.b readers
Organization: GMD, Sankt Augustin, Germany
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 09:46:21 GMT

In <pktdds8@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:

>---
>I met Jim Davies last night.  Great guy.
>He's been on my Great Guy list ever since he
>mailed me a CD of "I Often Dream of Trains" when
>I couldn't find it in the US.

Ohmygodno. No. NO. This reality has just been withdrawn due
to substandard connectivity. Thank you.


Just say `Aunty T'. He'll understand.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: what is the plural for thesaurus?
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 18:14:55 GMT

Roget's Pocket Thesaurus (back cover)
76th printing, September, 1966

DO YOU HAVE WORD TROUBLE?
How often do you stop short in the midst
of talking or writing because you can't
think of the right word? More often than
you like to realize? It's embarrassing-and
very annoying. The idea is clear in your
mind. The word with the exact shade of
meaning is right on the tip of your tongue.
But it stays there while you use a poor
substitute, and you manage to remem-
ber it just as you're dropping off to sleep.

ROGET'S THESAURUS will end your
word troubles. Here is a treasury of syno-
nyms and antonyms arranged according to
subject. You can start with the broadest,
most general idea. You will find words and
phrases to express all the shades and
modifications of that idea. Once you've
used a thesaurus you will, with Franklin P.
Adams, "bless, set store by, celebrate,
commend, acclaim, appreciate" its "merit,
goodness, value, worth."
-- 
, jja
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Subject: Re: Arrrggh!
Organization: Computer Services Centre, Australian National University
Date: 16 Sep 92 02:33:31 GMT

cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:

>hippolyte (gypsy@alembic.acs.com) wrote:
>: 
>: and since i'm here, i'll solicit opinions; for
>: home defense, should i get a pump action or a
>: semi-auto?

semi auto. or sawed off double barrel. what's wrong with a .45?

>[sword nonsense deleted]

>  -- Clifton (likes knives and principle of self defense, dislikes guns)

loser.

josh
From: dlee@aludra.usc.edu (ROGER DAVID CARASSO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SAM would like to share laugh with a **F !
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,talk.bizarre
Date: 14 Sep 1992 22:53:42 -0700
Organization: ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

in alt.personals ap.4615@cupid.sai.com writes:
:)
:)I am an Indian ( from India ), 27 yrs old, 5'8", professional ( Engineer ) 
:)honest and sincere. I am looking for a female with whom I could share mutual 
:)interests ( Outdoor adventures, Cooking, long drive, evening walk etc. ).
:)I am looking for a sincere friendship ( platonic, e-mail friendship or 
:)relationship ! ). 

I am an Indian ( from America ), 27 yrs old, 5'8", Unemployed ( Engineer )
honest and sincere. I am looking for a female with whom I could share
mutual interests ( alcoholism, running, corn, mazola etc.  ).  I am
looking for a sincere friendship (e-mail sex, porn gifs and audio files!).



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: biochemistry
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,to.wasatch
Summary: love and human kindness
Keywords: petulant 
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 14:40:52 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

i just made arrangements to TA biochemistry 2 this spring. the teaching
professor asked if i had a strong background in biochemistry. i told him no,
that's why i wanted to TA. i thought i might learn some more. he seemed to
think this was ok. i just wish i was doing it before my prelim. exams this
winter. oh well, nothing can be perfect.

PJF--->Biochem. grad student
					"Oh God, how i love to hate!"
								Mudhoney
From: dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Kill the Wabbit
Date: 11 Sep 92 15:47:04 GMT

Sweet Julie Anne, my heart's love, is getting very sensitive about
talking politics. As she says it: "I can't ever manage to describe
myself as a 'Radical Right-Wing Republican Reactionary' without
sounding like Elmer Fudd".


Kent, the man from xanth.
"The Birthright of humankind is the stars!"
--
Ignore the header, and don't expect me to see a news reply.  Use email to:
<dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
From: psg+@pitt.edu (Paul S Galvanek)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GASP!@ FLAMED BY A LOSER
Date: 8 Sep 92 18:58:09 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

>> zeus@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Mark Gansle) writes:
>
>
>|>Say what you want about liberals, RICHH, few women allow men dressed as nazis
>|>to tie them up and beat them
 
Oh I don't know if I can agree with this guy.  Maybe you're just not hanging 
out with the right crowd these days.

GTB

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:30275 rec.humor:28719 soc.culture.iranian:7984
From: dlee@usc.edu (ROGER DAVID CARASSO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,soc.culture.iranian
Subject: NUKE IRAN
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.humor,soc.culture.iranian
Date: 15 Sep 1992 15:14:48 -0700
Organization: ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu


>      Russia and China will sell nuclear reactors and nuclear
> technology to Iran, despite U.S. objections. This was relayed to
> Washington by U.S. and Iranian officials. Iran's President, now
> visiting Beijing, announced that China agreed to sell to his country a
> 300 megawatt reactor, for non-military purposes. Russia promised to
> sell to Iran two 440 megawatt reactors and send 170 technicians to
> build and operate them. Russia also emphasized that these reactors are
> for non-military purposes.
>

What an opportunity for the U.S.!!!  We allow the *RUSSIANS* to sell
nuclear reactors to Iran.  The RUSSIANS!  GET IT?  The folks that
brought us Chernobyl will be supplying Iran with nuclear reactors.
What a coup.  If the wind's blowing the right direction when the damn
things blow up, we might be able to take out both Iran and Iraq at the
same time.  I'm tellin' ya', ole George Bush ain't as stupid as folks
make out.

I'm votin' for Bush!
From: echeverr@aludra.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Moral of The Story
Supersedes: <lardosINNm8q@aludra.usc.edu>
Date: 9 Sep 1992 01:39:42 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

In article <1992Sep9.000438.4370@pellns.alleg.edu> smytonj@pell3l0.alleg.edu (James Smyton) writes:
)Once there was a group of three explorers that went in to the jungle.
)They soon came upon a great gem on an engraved pedestal.  The encription  
)read those who shall remove this gem shall be shat upon by the great  
)foo-bird and must not bathe under the penalty of death.
)The group read this and regarded the curse as nothing but a crock of  
)crocodile shit.  No sooner than they had removed the stone, the great  
)foo-bird flew over and dumped his payload on the unlucky explorers.
)(coincidence? I THINK NOT)
)Four days later the first explorer gave into the urge to bathe for the  
)festering feces were causing him to blow his groceries every few minutes.
)As soon as his body hit the water, he was struck down by a piece of  
)Sputnik that had remained in orbit much too long.
)Days later the second and third explorers gave in to a similar urge. Not  
)due to the smell, however from an inability to get dates.  They stepped in  
)to the water and were soon engulfed by canibalistic hare-kirshnas.

)The moral: If the foo shits, WEAR IT!!!

*plonk*


5150
what ARE they feeding them up in meadville?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: nothing
Followup-To: misc.test,talk.bizarre,to.wasatch,rec.pets
Summary: nothing
Keywords: none
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 15:48:09 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

i am too tired to write a story right now. i told myself i would go for a good,
long road ride this afternoon and now i feel exceptionally unmotivated. i
really hope that my cDNA prep worked this time. have a wonderful and beautiful
week. 

          PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.		
	  	            WORK  :==  FUTURE
	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."
                         "feel free to feel me."
	 stream of consciousness writing is just like abstract art
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rcollins@encore.com (Roger Collins)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Reply-To: rcollins@1.com
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 15:54:46 GMT

|> |> >>>>Beautiful.  Just beautiful.
|> |> >>>But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
|> |> >>Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
|> |> >I disagree completely, except for those parts dealing with cougars.
|> |> The cost of cat food is rising rapidly these days.
|> Some assembly is required, void were prohibited by law.
Time to fly my automobile under the sea to the post office where I'll
unsubscribe to a riduculous newsgroup.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29484 alt.fan.letterman:631
From: keisha@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Coed of the Damned)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Letterman Qoutes
Date: 9 Sep 92 23:57:05 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin TX

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Letterman Qoutes
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin TX

In article <1992Sep8.000901.14603@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> awhitloc@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Andrea G. Whitlock) writes:
>In article <15276@umd5.umd.edu>, walrus@bessel.umd.edu (Grig Larson) writes:
>> 
>> What are some of the dumb things he has repeated?  One I remember went on
>> for weeks, and they even made a skit about it.
>> 
>> (Dumb voice) "Them bats is smart, they use radar..."
>>  
>
>My favorite is "The lotto machine is bwoken."
>

The one I will never forget: "They pelted us with rocks and garbage!"

--keisha j. gray (telnetting from sunny davis, ca)

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade
From: paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Atharvan)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Organization: The Net-Anarchists of SCI, Inc.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 04:10:08 GMT

In article <1992Sep15.033358.3372@wam.umd.edu> sheph@wam.umd.edu (pale blue eyes) writes:
>In article <1992Sep15.004033.22880@en.ecn.purdue.edu> prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep14.222829.29761@samba.oit.unc.edu> Roxanne.Coffey@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Roxanne Coffey) writes:
>>>In article <Sep14.021145.78760@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Sep12.015924.3677@NeoSoft.com> arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>>>>In article <HANS.92Sep11105742@ravn.iesd.auc.dk> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>>>> donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:
>>>>>> >> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>>>> >> But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>>>>>> > Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>>>>>> This must be the worst cricket match I have ever attended. 
>>>>>Excuse me, but is this the way to the Galleria?
>>>>Defending Kumquats and Kiwi Fruit are noble pursuits.
>>>My musk ox has lost its way.  Will you check your closet?
>>There used to be a time when I would kill a man for saying that.
>i'm really looking forward to 9 october, are you???
Hark! That is the sound of one hand clapping.

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: inc@tc.fluke.COM (Gary Benson)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc., Everett, WA
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 03:11:06 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.171411.18744@daffy.cs.wisc.edu> orf@scrap.ssec.wisc.edu (Leigh Orf) writes:
>In article <1992Sep11.100616@usno05.nor.chevron.com>,
>mjra@usno05.nor.chevron.com (Mike Raymond) writes:
>>In article <fulton.716220196@silver>, fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben
>>Fulton) writes:
>>|>>>>>Beautiful.  Just beautiful.
>>|>>>>But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage
>>?
>>|>>>Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>>|>>I disagree completely, except for those parts dealing with cougars.
>>|>The cost of cat food is rising rapidly these days.
>>Some assembly is required, void were prohibited by law.
>Oh, sure, introspecive duodena. Slolom.
Lather, rinse, repeat.

-- 
Gary Benson   -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-inc@sisu.fluke.com_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

  Do not go gentle into that good night, old age should burn and rave
  at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.  -Dylan Thomas

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current,alt.jubjub
From: schroede@bnlux1.bnl.gov (gary l. schroeder)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: Brookhaven National Laboratory, Upton, NY 11973
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 16:58:18 GMT

In article <moonbeam.716072906@du139-208.cc.iastate.edu> moonbeam@iastate.edu (Timothy J Cockerham) writes:
>In <1992Sep3.174321.15416@bnlux1.bnl.gov> schroede@bnlux1.bnl.gov (gary l. schroeder) writes:
>
>>In article <1992Sep2.005801.10161@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au> cweller@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Catherine Weller) writes:
>>>chenault@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Bill Chenault) writes:
>
>>>>	Isn't it convenient for the guest actors that all the alien life
>>>>forms that have speaking roles (this excludes tribles, etc) are humanoid
>>>>with 1 mouth, two eyes, and a nose?  They also all have human hands.  Does
>>>>this mean that humanoid is the perfect life form, or is this just a nice
>>>>plot device, like Jorde's (sp?) shades/ visor?

>>Yeah!  Is it too much to ask that the production staff find some
>>non-humanoid actors, with two mouths maybe?  This really pisses me off.
>>Where did all the great non-humanoid actors go, like...uhh...well, how
>>about that guy from....hmmmm.  Okay, so I can't recall seeing any right
>>off the top of my head, but I'm sure that there were some!

>Come on now, don't mock us about! There are none because if they did
>try to push some five-armed, one-eyed, furry creature on us, we would laugh.
>Remember the old series? Nowadays we would gauck at that trick. 


That's been my contention all along.  However, this group's never been
short on complaints along the line of "I'm tired of humanoid aliens, why
don't They give us some really way-out aliens?".  I've seen innumerable
complaints about the fact that the Guest Alien of the Week has only one
head, or walks upright.  What's the alternative?  Hiring actors from
other galaxies.  From the seriousness of some of the posts I've seen,
it's easy to believe that some folks think that this is a plausable
suggestion.


-- 
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: clarkw@pell2l20.alleg.edu (Walter Clark)
Subject: Fish
Keywords: fish
Reply-To: nada
Organization: Allegheny College
Distribution: talk.bizarre
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 01:11:20 GMT

All I ever wanted was a fish

One that's not to flat

One that's not to fat

All I ever wanted was a fish

One that wasn't red

One that wasn't dead

All I ever wanted was a fish

One that would float

One that would follow my boat

OH fish fish fish

All I ever wanted was a fish
From: lefty@apple.com (Lefty)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: And speaking of the ILGWU...
Date: 10 Sep 92 19:01:59 GMT
Organization: Our Lady of Heavy Artillery

In article <90mnl_r.gooley@netcom.com>, gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
wrote:
> 
> The ILGWU used to send out free propaganda packets which included this
> ruler.  The address to send to for them was widely distributed.  Presumably
> you or a friend or relative sent for one of the packets.

Astounding.

My great grandfather was the first president of the ILGWU.

I'm not sure whether this constitutes a short, shameful confession or not.

--
Lefty (lefty@apple.com)
C:.M:.C:., D:.O:.D:.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Date: 10 Sep 1992 17:13:03 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: boa.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Sep08.124455.9583@sco.COM> charless@sco.COM (charles stross) writes:
>
>I have begun to feel the itch to post to t.b.

Aye.  It's the natural conclusion to a life of shame
& degradation.  In a month, your neighbors will begin
to avoid you; in three, your office security guard
will refuse to let you through the gates; while in six
months, not even your mother will recognize you.

A year from now, you'll have a freak plumbing accident while
trying to net some of the three-eyed squid that have evolved
in your toilet bowl.  (You don't much care for the taste,
but going grocery shopping is unthinkable.)  At first the
experience is pleasant - rushing and slippery, like an
especially good water ride at Wild World.  Soon, though,
the sewage clogs your gills, and you suffocate.

As your body passes under London Bridge, passersby stare in
horror, while a couple of _things_, safely submerged, shake
their heads sadly.  "Another comrade lost to the tragic lack
of safe, portable, and waterproof nucleopore filters," one
says.  "How long must this go on?"

"Yes," says the other.  "It's sad, isn't it, Mathew?"

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: Religious Request
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 92 01:24:09 GMT
Organization: talk.bizarre wannabees

kelley@vet.vet.purdue.edu (Stephen Kelley) writes:
: Would someone ask the pope to make me a bishop?
   Hmmm...  Usually I'd demand a lot of money for this (like $5)
   but just this once...  OK.  You're a bishop. 

: I need a great see.
   I hereby appoint you the Bishop of Loihi, and order that you take
   up immediate residence upon Loihi as proof of loyalty.  Now there's
   a GREAT see.  <Thinks, few people will get this.>

: THANK YOU all
   Oh no, don't thank me.

--
cliftonr@netcom.com -or- clifton_r@verifone.com
Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
donations to:  1524 Pensacola, #005  Honolulu, HI  96822
".sig still boring"  (but net access more consistent)
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE COMPLETE ENGLISH TO CHINESE DICTIONARY
Date: 10 Sep 92 15:59:28 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.newbie,alt.sex.carasso
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

MR. COMMUNIST writes:

>arrangeable	-> alangeabre
>arrival		-> alivar

Of course you went and left out:

Carasso        -> Calasso
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: talking to women