HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: My Favorite Molecule (or, Short Shameful Addiction)
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 05:12:28 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.180817.8901@nsscmail.att.com> cel@nsscmail.att.com (clayton EDward LEIHY iii) writes:
>This has G O T   T O   B E my favorite molecule also...!!!
>
>It looks exactly like the molecules in the bottom of my mug:
>
>               C A F F E I N E ! ! !

Looks like you've had a few too many cups of coffee yourself. :)
I T   M A K E S  Y O U    J U M P Y   Y O U   K N O W  !  ! !!

>Did I win???

Yep, but you're not the only one. It's okay, I'm sending you all on an
all-expenses paid trip to Mexico City, where we'll have a huge bash, drinking
straight black coffee from Aztecian mugs while basking in the sun. So, what
weekend's good for you guys?

>Ed (six cups a day) Leihy

m (twelve cokes a day) dw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: highway riding
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 15:26:51 GMT

In <1dc32nINN41a@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>>In article <Bx80xK.AH8@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy) writes:
>>>In article <rv81hbg@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>>>> They cut me off so they could change three lanes in one swerve.
>>>I'll be working on my aim.  Next time I won't miss.
>>>ata boy
>oh, okay.  i get it now.
>it is a capital offense to publish a threat of bodily harm against the
>president of the united states, but it's okay to publish threats
>against other people.  this classless society never ceases to amaze me.

That's because only a few people want to kill CJ, but *everyone* wants to kill
the President.  It just wouldn't be fair to let one person do it.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: Why I love life
Keywords: Brady Bunch, terrorists
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 18:52:01 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.155843.7663@sni.ca> dave@snitor.sni.ca (Dave Till) writes:
>... Now grab your megaphones and Kevlar vests and go for it.)

If we're not careful...


-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: short shameful Andy Rooney erection
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 20:35:22 GMT

In article <1992Nov12.234608.7397@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>
>I have a problem maintaining an erection during most Andy Rooney segments
>on 60 Minutes.
>
>RICHH

A rumble poured down the street as the mighty truck labored into sight
around the bend, scattering schoolchildren in its wake. It pulled to
a stop before the residence of one RICHH, Philadelphian. A man opened
the driver's side door and stepped to the ground, a bevy of impressive 
technical instruments sprouting from a sack slewn over his shoulder. He
walked to the door of the apartment building, selected a room number,
and buzzed. A voice answered. "Yes?"

"Acme Erection Maintenance, sir. You indicated you were having difficulties."

"How's that? I don't need anything erected just now. You must have
the wrong apartment."

"That's what you think, buddy," the man muttered to himself under his
breath. "All right, so this is going to be a difficult one." He
walked softly up the stairs and opened the door with his skeleton
key; its bumps were always in the right shape, always solid and
firm where needed. The sound of flatulent news-related humor
echoed from the dingy remains of a color television, drowning in the 
redolent, heady aroma of opium emanating from the room's
principal occupant, sitting crosslegged on an ottoman. 

The ottoman was looking disappointed.

Moving powerfully and with a sense of firm purpose, the man removed
a tool from his pack. It was bright. It was shiny. It was expensive.
It was surgical-grade. It was a penis pump.

Within minutes the man departed, feeling great satisfaction in
a job well done and a slight sense of exhaustion in his legs.
As he reentered his vehicle, he paused to light a cigarette.

-T

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: On the killing of your soon gone president
Keywords: plutonium, quagmire, diligent, vaginitis, ludwig, flense
Date: 9 Nov 92 15:56:23 GMT
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Originator: pv@gagme

L. Stewart writes:
>on the other hand if the ss busts pjf then t.b can campaign for 
>his freedom and wear nifty buttons and shit
I think not. They can have Mr. "Big Daddy Hate Box." The more cattle
prods, thumbscrews, Shiny Aluminum Baseball Bats (Hi Grendel!), and 
reruns of "Upstairs, Downstairs", the better. PV
-- 
Paul Vader           Systems Analyst, TINC consultant, Rollerblader,
pv@gagme.chi.il.us   ex-Zen poet, FOAF, and bleeding-heart liberal
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From: silver@xrtll.uucp (Hi Ho Silver)
Subject: Re:  Vogue/Vanity pictures (was: who is madonna?)
Organization: What you won't find on my desk.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 02:28:52 GMT

Sayeth grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance):
$She's a papier-mache doll made out of money.

   My first job was as a paperboy.  Then I poured flour on myself
on a rainy day and I was a papier-mache boy.

silver "but then the newsprint wore off and only the oldsprint remained"
-- 
|I know that sometimes my jaw clicks when I eat.  Void where prohibited.|
|Have you seen this boy?  Lust never sleeps.  I say hurl.  Honey, I'm   |
|home. _________________________________________________________________|
|_____/ silver@bokonon.UUCP    ...!{uunet|becker|xrtll}!bokonon!silver  |
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Fun in the electoral chair
Date: 5 Nov 1992 17:01:37 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Nov5.042317.20353@yang.earlham.edu> davidv@yang.earlham.edu (Excitable Boy) writes:
>
>	I spent most of election day at the polls, as a pollbook holder- 
>the guy who asked you for your name and address and marked it off in a 
>little book, that was me.  At least it was if you voted in the 1st 
>district, 2nd precinct, in South Bend, Indiana.
>	One thing I got to see a lot of was names.  And based on this 
>experience, it struck me [1] that a lot of people in South Bend, Indiana, 
>have really strange names.

I voted in Berkeley.

In the Slightly Snotty but Not East Enough to be Really Snotty Precinct.

I was looking for a candidate named "Semolina Happyface."

But she wasn't there.

Tribulations.

c
voted the straight Libertarian/Peace & Freedom ticket
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet)
Subject: Re: Profound Truth of the Decade
Organization: International Foundation for Internal Freedom
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 06:03:48 GMT


>"Time flies like an arrow.
> 
>Fruit flies like a banana."
> 

Nope!  Fruit flies like to mutate.

-- 

Lance Norskog

Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom.
Organization: Sophomore, Physics, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Date: Sun,  8 Nov 1992 14:18:27 -0500 
From: Faisal Nameer Jawdat <fj05+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: excerpts from Tonya's mailbox

--------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear, _Tonya_

	This is a pretty panties exchange (A WHAT)!  That's right
apretty underwear exchange.  Send 1 pair of pretty underwear
of your choice to the person listed #1 below and send a copy
of this letter to 6 of your friends.  Only your name and
mine should appear on the list below.  When you send this
letter out move my name to #1 and your name and size to #2.

	This is not a chain letter.  It is just for fun!  _If_you_
_can't_do_this_within_7_days_please_notify_me_because_it_isn't_
_fair_to_those_who_participated._  A manila envelope will mail the
underwear nicely.  You will receive 36 pairs of pretty underwear
It's fun to see where they come from and the different varieties
you will recieve.  Remember to include your size with your name.
Seldom does anyone drop out because we can all use pretty underwear.
Remember, 36 pairs of underwear for the price of one.  I challenge
you to find a better bargain anywhere else.


#1 [adresses deleted]   #2 [though i really should have included them]
--------------------------------------------------------------------

fiz
-so no we're looking for that pair of underwear i wore for 5 during
exam week last year when i didn't have time to do laundry or take a
shower and was out of clothes
From: rstevew@deeptht.armory.com (Richard Steven Walz)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sex
Keywords: sex, madonna, TV, UK
Date: 11 Nov 92 10:07:00 GMT
Organization: The Armory

I genuinely loved the show about Madonna's book "Sex". It made me grin
so much that my lip cracked. All the people were the most wonderful
hoots that I have heard in a while at least. And that Madonna, she's
the premiere post-post-post-modern comedienne of our age. Dynamic!
- Steve
-- 
* Richard STEVEn Walz   rstevew@deeptht.armory.com   (408) 429-1200  *
* 515 Maple Street #1   * Without safe and free abortion women are   *
* Santa Cruz, CA 95060    organ-surrogates to unwanted parasites.*   *
* Real Men would never accept organ-slavery and will protect Women.  *
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Fan Mail I receive
X-Xxdate: Mon, 9 Nov 92 19: 49:53 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 19:44:44 GMT

In article <BxB3tL.18y@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> Ben Fulton,
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu writes:
>Hmmm.  I got a similar notice, only mine said
>
>> SHIT

Let's look for patterns.  Mine said EAT SHIT.  

SUCK MY DICK.  

SHIT.   


Mebbee their anagrams or something...


.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                                                this space for rent
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.bruce-becker,alt.config
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: newgroup a.f.r-l
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 22:28:06 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.181316.23035@tygra.Michigan.COM> Bruce Becker forges:
>This has-been will now be relegated to the dustbin of history. He is
>a right wing maniac that we can't do without. Ciao asshole. Alias it
>to alt.rush-limbaugh if you must.
>
>MUCK YOU PLAMER - I SAID DON'T GET RID OF IT. I *CAN* COME TO MICHIGAN AND
>HEAT YOUR SUCKING LASS IF YOU DON'T STOP IT. POST IT ONE MORE TIME
>AND I WILL. 

This is the greatest Becker mutation I've ever seen. He's starting to get
a sense of humor: "SUCKING LASS". That's great.

mdw
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ssc
Date: 7 Nov 1992 20:06:06 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com

In article <BxBCrF.699@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca> lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058) writes:
>I have fingers all over my hands

That's strange, I just have them on the ends...

				--Blair
				  "I'm very attached to them."
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: i say kill bush
Date: 9 Nov 92 14:08:30 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Nov6.154851.23744@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, aburt@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu (Andrew Burt) writes:
> Just a quick note since I'm sure you're all dying of curiosity.
> 
> I'm the sys.admin. of Nyx, from where the original posting emanated.
> 
> Anyway -- without compromising anyone's privacy, I will say that I did
> receive a call from a special agent of the Secret Service regarding the
> posting.  I provided him with the information the user gave publicly (our
> enhanced "finger" type information), and he said they would be paying
> him a visit.  I did explain to him how people often lose inhibitions
> when posting, that the net was often a pretty loose place, no guarantee it
> was really him, etc.  He seemed to agree with this, but said that they
> needed to investigate all such threats, etc.
> 
> As for how they found out, I have no idea, but my hunch is someone
> on the net sent them a copy (rather than them monitoring everything).


This is absolutely, by far and away, the most scary thing I think
I've read for a long time.  Secret Service reading the net?

OK, you CIA spooks, what ya got on me?  Why don't you go away and
leave us alone?  Remember, some of us are paying your wages.

I don't think I'll ever post again.  You don't know who's listening.

Jason
P.S. Spare us all the predictable jokes about it being a good thing too
etc.

> Andrew Burt 		   					  aburt@du.edu
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: fun at the office
Date: 5 Nov 92 20:16:27 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

How to get rid of your surplus Hallowe'en candy of good quality:

Dump it on a table in the lounge at the office.

Mark., the metamorphoses begin within 16 hours and I have hopes
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Subject: Re: bathrooms 2
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 92 23:15:22 GMT


In article <josh.721431539@mowgli>, josh@cqs.washington.edu writes:
|And of course, for men there is the additional question
|of how you choose which urinal to use, and what you look
|at while you stand there.

Please do let me know what the algorithm is.

I just observed an addendum to my own algorithm:  

- If exactly one stall is occupied, choose the stall
  farthest away from it.

I also observed an odd multiple-flushing behavior, but
I think I will address that in a separate thread.

|In some bathrooms this is homologous to the question
|"which portion of the trough do you piss into?".

Here it seems obvious:  maximize distance away from others.
Men at troughs aren't quantized into individual stalls, and
thus have more flexibility.

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.slack
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: Interfaith marriages
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 09:13:56 GMT

John F. Woods (jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM) wrote:
: In <5745@tivoli.UUCP> regina@tivoli.UUCP (Regina Foiles) writes:
: >My sister and her boyfriend are getting married in June. She's protestant and
: >he's jewish. Neither a minister nor a rabi will marry them because neither
: >one wants to convert to the others religion. My sister does want the wedding
: >to be in a house of God. The only thing we can think of to solve this problem
: >is a Chapel with a non-denominational Chaplain. I'm sure that this is not a
: >unique situation. Can someone who has gone through this before, or knows
: >someone who has, give me some advice on how to help my sister and future
: >brother-in-law? 
: > 
: The obvious answer is to have a SubGenius minister perform the ceremony.
: Not only are SubGenius ministers performers of equal-opportunity[*] marriages,
: but the term of marriage can be as short as you like, minutes or even SECONDS
: if necessary.  Additionally, the required love offering will just about
: GUARANTEE the newly-weds a honeymoon suite on the pleasure saucers when the
: X-ists come (again and again!) in 1998 to foreclose the mortgage "Bob" took
: out on the planet Earth.  You just CAN'T get a better deal than that.
: 
: [*]  Except by special request.

  I tried to offer my services by email (since she said she doesn't read
this froup) but one of the routers didn't like her address.  So I'll post
this sincere, FREE*, limited time** offer here, regardless.
  Anyone who reads talk.bizarre is entitled to one free* marriage, which can
be made as legally binding as you like, provided you come to Hawaii to do
it.  The state of Hawaii doesn't recognize same-sex marriages, but I'll
perform them too, regardless.
  AND you get to be married by a Pope, a distinction few can claim.
  AND if you ask for a permanent marriage, you get my free sermon on how
you should eschew wimpy liberal secular humanist divorces.  Just stay 
married and fight like hell.  One of my friends didn't let me perform his
marriage, and he just broke up with his wife -- I say it's because he didn't
get the sermon.
  Don't let this happen to your sister, Regina!  Send her over here.  By
the way, does she or her boyfriend have a lot of money?
  -- Pope Clifton (the Anonymous)
*  Some shipping and handling charges may apply.
**  May be cancelled without notice.  Offer not good after curfew in 
    sectors R & M.
--
Home: cliftonr@netcom.com     +1 808 521 9073
Work: clifton_r@verifone.com  +1 808 625 3234
Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: unlikely new newsfroup
Date: 13 Nov 1992 19:28:00 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: sal-sun199.usc.edu

In article <1992Nov13.194442.182@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>alt.supermodels.transgendered

Not if you're in Brazil.


5150
don't ask
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: silver@xrtll.uucp (Hi Ho Silver)
Subject: Re: Definition 1.1: Woman movie
Organization: What you won't find on my desk.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 02:00:40 GMT

Sayeth hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low):
$In article <Oct.27.17.59.48.1992.27967@math.rutgers.edu> jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel) writes:
$>A woman movie is a movie with these two characteristics:
$>	1. At least one, probably more major male characters are scum.
$>	2. One of the major female characters dies of some sort of
$>	   disease.
$>Examples:
$>	Fried Green Tomatoes
$>	Steel Magnolias
$>	Terms of Endearment
$>	Love Story
$>I'm looking for others.
$>Now in a man movie, all the female characters would be scum, and a man would
$>have his brain blown apart like an overripe melon.
$>					- Jeff Vogel
$>					Rutgers Film
$what was the disease in "Thelma & Louise"?

   Their periods spontaneously synchronized.

silver "OTL?  No, OTR."
-- 
|I know that sometimes my jaw clicks when I eat.  Void where prohibited.|
|Have you seen this boy?  Lust never sleeps.  I say hurl.  Honey, I'm   |
|home. _________________________________________________________________|
|_____/ silver@bokonon.UUCP    ...!{uunet|becker|xrtll}!bokonon!silver  |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bats (was Re:  Scorched Earth Party: Final Position Paper)
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 03:29:24 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Keywords: bats bats bats

In article <Bx9y4y.u3@nic.umass.edu> zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert) writes:
>rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>>grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance) writes:
>>>mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
>>>>
>>>>my lead pipe broke.
>>>
>>>Big, shiny, aluminum bat.
>>
>>But just imagine a a nice, highly-polished, stainless steel bat.
>
>Isn't that a series by Harry Harrison for DC comics?  _The Stainless Steel Bat_
>_The Stainless Steel Bat Returns_, etc.

'Twas a rat.

Or maybe a Carasso.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Lunch
Keywords: smirk, original
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 22:20:46 GMT

In article <gerald.721593596@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
>
>Gerald

Pot. Kettle. Black.

mdw
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: rmgroup alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Summary: This is my favorite pair of posts of the month.
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 17:14:53 GMT

This is my favorite pair of posts of the month.

> From: news@tygra.Michigan.COM (USENET News Manager)
> Date: 6 Nov 92 21:23:33 GMT
> Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh.ctl
> Subject: newgroup alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
> 
> This has-been will now be relegated to the dustbin of history. He is
> a right wing maniac that we can do without. Ciao asshole. Alias it
> to alt.rush-limbaugh if you must.
======================================================================
> From: news@tygra.Michigan.COM (USENET News Manager)
> Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 16:08:01 GMT
> Newsgroups: alt.config
> Subject: rmgroup alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
> 
> This has-been will now be relegated to the dustbin of history. He is
> a right wing maniac that we can do without. Ciao asshole. Alias it
> to alt.rush-limbaugh if you must.
> 
> FUCK YOU BECKER - I SAID GET RID OF IT. I *CAN* COME TO CANADA AND
> BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS IF YOU DON'T STOP IT. POST IT ONE MORE TIME
> AND I WILL. 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Gloat
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 15:43:19 GMT

In article <9211060901.30@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:

>Actually, the "Will of the Electoral College" has spoken.
>
>He lost the popular vote.


WRONG, CAVENEWT. Just because he did not get 50% of the popular vote does
not mean he lost. Clinton received 5 MILLION more votes than his nearest
competitor, George "Loser of the 90s" Bush. This is a win, not a loss.

you sure you didnt let duh duhdson log onto your acct, there, rick?


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: highway riding
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 92 06:28:11 GMT

In article <rv81hbg@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>
>Did I drive like that before getting a motorcycle?  I don't
>think so... I hope not.  I certainly won't be driving like
>that in the future, not when I can see a motorcycle on the road.
>
>YOU PEOPLE BETTER KEEP MOTORCYCLES IN MIND, TOO.  Or the
>next 2-wheeler you see getting scraped off the road might 
>be a Hell's CaveNewt.
>
you know, i feel the same way about cars and bicycles. i mean, people
don't really understand what it feels like to have a car pass within four
inches of you at 50 MPH. then there are these trucks with EXTRA-large side
view mirrors that make excellent tools for removing a cyclist's head. no
thanks. i think the key is that people need to mellow out a bit and stop
rushing everywhere.
--
	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
						          "React with this!"
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