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From: hoalekb@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Kevin Lee)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: RE: A good salesman and farmer's daughter joke
Date: 1 Sep 1992 12:56:25 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.  Mt. View, Ca.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: hoalekb@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Kevin Lee)
NNTP-Posting-Host: eb4ts1.ebay.sun.com


	please don't flame me, read at your own risk.




	please hit "d" or "n" delete now    





A salesman is driving down a country road one day when his car broke down.  
There was a farm near by, so he went up to ask for some help.  The farmer
suggested that his daughter, Nelly, could give him a ride into town to get
the necessary parts for his car.  Nelly was an innocent girl, the epitome of
virginal beauty. 

Nelly and the salesman were on their way into town when he convinced her to
pull over to the side of the road to enlighten her about the facts of life.
They had some down and dirty sex all over the car, and then went into town
to get the car parts.  By the time they got into town, the auto store was
closed, so they had to return to the farm.  The farmer allowed the salesman to
spend the night in the barn and get his car fixed in the morning.

The next morning the salesman went up to the farmhouse to get Nelly so she
could give him a ride into town.  Nelly was gone, however, and her sister
Venus opened the door.  Venus was very unlike Nelly.  She was sexy, voluptuous,
and really even a bit sleazy.  Venus volunteered to give the salesman a ride
into town, and off they went.  Venus did the convincing this time, and the
salesman had the "ride" of his life.  They eventually made it back to the farm
with the parts, and the salesman fixed his car.  He thanked the farmer, left
his address to they could keep in touch in the future, and went on his merry
way. 

A few months later the salesman received a later from the farmer which
contained only a poem:

                Were you the one who did the pushin'
                Left the bloodstains on the cushion
                And the footprints on the dashboard upside down?
                'Cause since you met my daughter Nelly,
                There's a swelling in her belly,
                And you'd better get your ass back into town.

The salesman thought for a minute, and wrote the following response:

                Yes, I was the one who did the pushin'
                Left the bloodstains on the cushion
                And the footprints on the dashboard upside down.
                But since I met your daughter Venus,
                I've had some problems with my penis,
                So I guess we're pretty even all around.



	have a nice day.
		KL,



LIFE IS LIKE A SEWER; WHAT YOU GET OUT OF IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT !! *******************************************************************************
From: ltran@utah (Linh T. Tran x4900)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [THO+] NGUYEN BINH KHIEM -- Cu?a Na(.ng Ho+n Ngu+o+`i
Date: 25 Aug 92 19:40:33 GMT
Reply-To: ltran@dsp.lsil.com
Organization: LSI Logic Corporation


	
		CU?A NA(.NG HO+N NGU+O+`I

	ddo+`i na`y nha^n nghi~a tu+.a va`ng mu+o+`i
	co' cu?a thi` ho+n he^'t mo.i lo+`i
	tru+o+'c dde^'n tay kho^ng, na`o thuye^'t ho?i
	sau va`o ga'nh na(.ng la.i vui cu+o+`i
	anh anh, chu' chu', mu+`ng ho+n ho+'n
	ru+o+.u ru+o+.u, che` che`, the^'t ta? to+i
	ngu+o+`i, cu?a, la^'y ca^n ta thu+? nha('c
	mo+'i hay ra(`ng cu?a na(.ng ho+n ngu+o+`i

				NGUYE^~N BI?NH KHIE^M
From: vant@sequent.com (Van Truong)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: ADVICE FOR CO-SIGNER ??
Date: 26 Aug 92 17:44:23 GMT
Article-I.D.: sequent.1992Aug26.174423.20816
Distribution: usa
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.


Hi Helpers,

        It has been for while i was a cosigner several student loan for
relatives which now the time for them to make a payment.  My question is
what and how does and will it effect the cosigner if the following case
occur:

1- If the payee has no job?

2- If the payee short term or long term disability with doctor's proof.?

3- if the payee no longer exist (dead)?

        At least the first 2 cases it did happened to me and the collection
agency keep harassing me demand for payment.  Are they has the right to
do that?  Suppose if it was,  so does it have bad credibility in my record?
for myself and my spouse at well?

        I really appreciate for any input and advice from you.

Many thanks.
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: chu@hubcap.clemson.edu (tien chu)
Subject: Re: Ddo^'!
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: chu@hubcap.clemson.edu
Organization: N/A
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 14:30:32 GMT



>Xin chao` ba` con co^ ba'c SCV!
>
>La^u nga`y qua' kho^ng tha^y' ca^u ddo^' nao` ca? tre^n SCV ne^n ho^m nay T.
>la`m lie^`u ddo^' dda.i.  Hy vo.ng ba` con ba^.n giai? ddo^' ma` que^n ca~i      
>lo^.n.  Ca^u ddo^' nhu' sau:
>   Co' ba anh cha`ng no., T. no'i lo^.n, hai anh chan`g va` mo^.t co^ (cho no'
>ha^'p da^~n) vao` tha(m mo^.t tie^.m a(n.  Sau khi la`m sa.ch ta^'t ca?
>ta^'t ca? mo'n a(n, ba ngu'o'`i tra? tie^`n cho o^ng chu?.  Ta^'t ca? la`
>30 do^`ng, o^ng chu? tie^.m a(n la` ngu'o'`i to^t' bu.ng ne^n tra? la.i cho
>ba ngu'o'`i 5 do^`ng.  Ba ngu'o'`i chia mon' tie^`n ddo' ra, mo^i~ ngu'o'`i
>mo^.t ddo^`ng, co`n la.i hai ddo^`ng cho anh bo^i` ba`n.  Nhu' va^.y, mo^i~
>ngu'o'i` tra? 9 ddo^`ng, ba ngu'o'`i tra? 27 ddo^`ng, the^m 2 ddo^`ng cho
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>anh bo^i` ba`n.  Ca? tha?y la` 29 ddo^`ng, va^.y cho'' 1 ddo^`ng co`n la.i
>cha.y dda^u ma^'t tie^u, ba` con nao` bie^'t kho^ng?

Co' lo^.n kho^ng -da^y ? ... 3 ng` tra? 27 -do^`ng trong -do' ti'nh
luo^n 2 -do^`ng cho bo^`i ba`n ro^`i ma` ... Co`n ne^'u 2 trong 3 ng`
quye^'t -di.nh cho the^m tie^`n tip ( 1 -do^`ng cu?a ho. ) thi` -do^`ng
co`n la.i fa?i na(`m trong tu'i co^ ga'i ... hi` hi` ... thi` -du+.c
ru+.a bao gio+` cu~ng -do`i ga-la(ng ma` li. ... o(^_^)o ... tdc
 
>
>
>T.
From: mdo@socrates.umd.edu (Mike T. Do)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: Phim Chu+o+ng?
Date: 4 Sep 92 02:50:28 GMT
Reply-To: mdo@socrates.umd.edu
Organization: SCV Relay
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu

> 
> Qui' Dzi.!!
> 	Tia' tui ca^m' ca? nha` tu+` nay 0 ddu+o+c. coi phim chu+o+ng?.  
> 	Tha^t. la` buo^n` ba? vo^ van`.  Tia' con` da(n. tui ra(ng`:
> 	"Ra^u`, may` ma` tha^y' ma' va` chi. Lu+o+c. coi thi` phai?
> 	thu+a cho tao bie^t'".  Ma' tui thi` hay cho tui tie^n`, con`
> 	chi. Lu+o+c. thi` hay ru tui ngu? mo^i~ to^i' (a` o+i, i' a`,
> 	ca^u` dan' ddong' ddinh....).  Nhu+ng ne^u' tia' ma` bie^t'
> 	tui hong? noi' thi` cha(c' ma^m~ a(n roi.
> 	-Co+' su+. cung~ tai. chi. Lu+o+c. luc' cung` ca? nha` ddi
> 	a(n pho+?.  Chi? ke^u to order:
> 		" Tie^u? nhi.,  tie^u? nhi...."
> 	Anh La` tui nhin` chi. Lu+o+c. "Tha^y' chu+a, tia' ma' cho no'
> 	coi phim Chu+o+ng? qua' ma`, ai cung~ nhin` kia`..."
> 	Ma' tui che^m vao` "A tha(ng` nay` ho^n? vo+i' su+ ti? cua? no'
> 	chu+a, su+ ti? ma` may` dam' ke^u la` no' ha?.."  Ro^i` quay
> 	sang tia' tui " -Dai. gia, ddai. gia tha^y' chu+a?  tha(ng`
> 	La` no' dam' noi' su+ ti? no' kia`...."
> 	Tia' tui luc' ddo' tu+c' qua' lo^i ca? nha` ve^` he^t',  tre^n
> 	ddu+o+ng` ve^` nha` tia' tui la la` vi` coi phim Chu+o+ng?
> 	nhie^u` qua' ne^n ma' tui va` chi. Lu+o+c. mo+i' a(n noi'
> 	nhu+ va^y.  Tui ba^y gio+` mo+i' la` ket. vi` ma' tui cu+'
> 	coi phim luc' tia' ddi va(ng'.  Hong? bie^t' lam` sao dda^y??
> 
> 
> LTBR
> 
> 	A
> 	la` 
> 
> 
Hello LTBR,


De^~ o*.t a`, ddem phim chu*o*?ng vo^ tru*o*`ng coi :-))  

Tri' DDo^~
From: nvo@node_27dda (Nguyenson Vo)
Subject: [misc]  CA^U  -DO^' (posted on Sep/1/92)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Date: 1 Sep 92 18:56:27 GMT

Problem statement:
-----------------
Nha` anh A chi? co' mo^.t chie^'c xe, va` mo^~i nga`y Vo+. anh la'i xe
dde^'n ha~ng ddo'n sau khi anh sau xong vie^.c (vo+. anh co' ma(.t o+?
ha~ng ngay khi anh vu+`a xong co^ng vie^.c).  Ho^m nay anh A la`m xong
co^ng vie^.c so+'m ho+n thu+`o+ng le^. 1 gio+` va` quye^'t ddi.nh cuo^'c
bo^. ve^` nha` thay vi` cho+` vo+. dde^'n ddo'n.
Trong khi ddo' o+? nha` nhu+ thu+o+`ng le^., dde^'n gio+` vo+. anh A
la'i xe dde^'n ha~ng ddo'n cho^`ng;  Chi. ga(.p anh tre^n ddu+o+`ng ddi
va` cho+? anh ve^` nha`.  Ca? hai ve^` dde^'n nha` so+'m ho+n thu+o+`ng
le^. 15 phu't.

Question:
--------
Ho^m nay anh A dda~ cuo^'c bo^. trong bao la^u (hour,minute?), gia?
ddi.nh tho+`i gian chi. A pick anh A tre^n ddu+o+`ng ddi co' the^? bo?
qua, va` kho^ng co' su+. delay nao` kha'c (zero second).

Tha^n,
sonvo   / nvo@tiasic.csc.ti.com
PS.  To^i ho.c ca^u ddo^' tre^n trong na(m lo+'p 9 o+? Vietnam.

Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: Nhan Tran <tran@peora.sdc.ccur.com>
Subject: NEWS/VN: VN refugee stabbed to death in Malaysia camp
Originator: anh@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: Nhan
Organization: SCV Relay
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 22:04:00 GMT


08/27

VIETNAM REFUGEE STABBED TO DEATH IN MALAYSIA CAMP

    KUALA LUMPUR, Aug 27, Reuter - A Vietnamese refugee was stabbed to death and
his girlfriend wounded in an attack at a camp for boat people near the Malaysian
capital, police said on Thursday.
    Police detained a 30-year-old refugee, also Vietnamese, for questioning
after the incident at the Sungei Besi camp late on Wednesday, the national
Bernama news agency said.
    The dead man was identified as Vu Quang Minh, 21, a police spokesman was
quoted as saying. No further details were given.
    Malaysia is home to about 12,000 Vietnamese refugees.



-- 
( \/\ @ Media Lab, MIT, Cambridge, MA, US, America, Earth )


Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: thinh@Mtesol.boeing.com (thinh nguyen)
Subject: Re: TRICK QUESTION
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: thinh@Mtesol.boeing.com
Organization: SCV Relay
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 00:37:07 GMT

> From: daudo@bcars201.bnr.ca (Dau Do)
> >
> >Ne^'u ban bi. giu+~ trong gian pho`ng co' hai cu+?a ra, mo^.t cu+?a la` cu+?a so^'ng va` mo^.t cu+?a la` cu+?a che^'t, mo^~i cu+?a co' mo^.t ngU+o+i` ga'c , mo^.t ngu+o+`i ga'c alwasy lie va` mo^.t ngu+o+i` ga'c always honest. Ba.n kho^ng bie^'t cu+?a na`>o la` cu+?a so^'ng va` ngu+o+`i ga'c nao` always honest, ba.n allow to ask one question, what is the question that will help ba.n ti`m ra cu+?a so^'ng.
> >
> >take your time and have fun............
> >
> >Than^n Me^'n
> >TTrinh (who will be the herro this time????????????)
> 
> Ask this question to either one of the guard:
>      " ne^'u to^i ho?i ba.n cu?a anh (the other guard) 'cu+?a na`o la` cu+?a so^'ng',
>        thi` ba.n cu?a anh se~ tra? lo+`i nhu+ the^' na`o ? "
> 
> Ne^'u ca^u tra? lo+`i la` cu+?a be^n pha?i thi` la^'y cu+?a be^n tra'i, and vice versa.
> 
> 
> Cheers,
> Con Ca' Ma^.p 
> 

What if the guard only knows himself and does not know the other is always lie or honest ?

I suggest the following :
   Stop at any gate and ask:
      "Ngu*o*`i always honest ddang ga't cu*?a so^'ng pha?i kho^ng ?"
   If the answer is YES, take that gate.
   If the answer is NO, take the other gate.

Have a nice weekend,
Thi.nh
From: vtt@turing.scs.uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: To Ngo.c Die^.p
Date: 25 Aug 92 17:06:08 GMT
Reply-To: vtt@turing.scs.uiuc.edu

Stop calling me, Ngo.c Die^.p.

To^i dda^u co' tra'ch nhie^.m gi` vo*'i co^.

Co^ vo*'i ai to^i la`m sao bie^'t ddu*o*.c ma` ba^y gio*`
cu*' ddep ddeo dduo^?i to^i.  DDu*`ng go.i phone to^i
nu*~a.  Tao ma'u mu? ruo^.t thi.t gi` vo*'i ma`y ha?.  Ma`y 
cu*" ddeo theo tao hoa`i va^.y.  NHo^? ranh nanh ddi, con ddi~.  DDu*`nh
hu't ma'u ngu*o*`i nu*~a

Ma`y cu~ng ho.c ha`nh, o*? Caltech, ma`y kho^ng kie^'m ddu*o*.c ai sao
ma` ba'm rie^'t theo tao o*? Ta^.n Illinois ma` ma`y cu~ng ra'ng bo` sang

Con ddi~ ma`y pha' gia ddi`nh tao nhu* va^.y la` ddu? ro^`i con ddi~ a`.
Ma`y dda'nh ddi~ vo*'i ai ma` cu*' theo tao hoa`i va^.y.  Tao
dda^u co' du* cho ma`y dda^u, ha? con Le^ Thi. Ngo.c Die^.p ??
From: hho@aludra.usc.edu (** N.T.K.C.D. ***)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: [info] need help on soc-group
Date: 2 Sep 92 01:43:00 GMT
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

In article <1992Sep1.213732.25614@news.media.mit.edu> @mitvma.mit.edu:SOPALA23@SNYNEWVM.BITNET writes:
>      I would like to get some info on how to get in touch with some
>news group; especially  soc-culture-chinese and soc-culture-japanese
>Thanks in advance.  BTW, my school's system is BITNET,  so if there
>is some gateway address of INTERNET please include in.

Vietnet is only a mailink for Soc.Culture.Vietnamese.
You can mail to any other group via ics.uci.edu gateway, but you
won't be able to receive mail/News from them..

soc-culture-chinese@ics.uci.edu,
etc..

H.

-- 
*******************************************************************************
Hung P. Ho, Jr. (John)     USC DENTISTRY    PH.SYSTEMS          CCCOGP  
                           hho@usc.edu      hung@phsys.com      hung@cccogp.com
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: Mike T. Do <mdo@socrates.umd.edu>
Subject: [MISC] Request: Co+` Tu+o+'ng rules & instructions in Vie^.tNamese..
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: mdo@socrates.umd.edu
Organization: N/A
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 00:30:00 GMT

> 
> Ca'c ba.n me^'n,
> 
> Ca'c ba.n co' the^? post lua^.t le^. va` ca'ch thu+'c cho+i
> "Co+` Tu+o+'ng" giu`m to^i ddu+o+.c kho^ng ?
> 
> Tru'c Vie^.t aka HandsomeStranger..... 
> 
> 
Sao muo^'n ho.c kho^ng? :-))  Hi`nh nhu* ngoa`i tie^.m co' ba'n sa'ch,
computer Chinese Chess diskettes cu~ng nhie^`u la('m

Tri' DDo^~
mdo@socrates.umd.edu

Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: thn89@nwscb.att.com
Subject: Re: TA.I SAO?????
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: thn89@nwscb.att.com
Organization: SCV Relay
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 20:31:56 GMT

Hi Hoan`,

Ba'c -da~ gia'm mao. muo^.i su*a? la.i ca^u hoi? ma` co`n su*a? sai.
Theo em nghi~ thi` la` -da so^' chu*' kho^ng phai? la` "mo^.t so^'"
vi` na^'u a(n cu*.c tha^'y mo^` va` ne^'u kho^ng co' ca'c ba` na^'u
cho a(n thi` chi? co' "mi` goi' va` goi' mi`" hai bu*a~.  Ca'c o^ng
ma` phai? na^u' thi` tho*i` gio*` -da^u ma` coi banh cho^?ng mo^ng.
Anyway, em thi'ch ca'c ba` vu*a` chi.u na^'u ma` la.i chi.u ru*a?
ba't nu*a~ thi` bao? gi` cu~ng thu*a (tru*` ru*a? bat' va` co*m nu*o*'c).

Ba'c  mo*'i qua Cali -d.c vai` tha'ng ma` -da~ ba^`y tro` ie^u vo*i
-du*o*ng, to*'i tai -d.c ba'c gai' la` na(`m sofa -da^'y nhe'.  Ca'm o*n
ba'c -da~ cho early warning, mo*i' -di ti~nh ta^m o*? do`ng -Do^`ng
Co^ng ve^`(co' Ba'c Ki'nh Nguye^n~ la`m chu*'ng) -da^u co' thu` oa'n
vo*i' ai -da^u ma` bi. ba` con lo^i' xo'm ru*o*.t ba('t qua' xa'.  Ho?i
ra thi` mo*i bie^'t ma.ng em chi? co' -da'ng mo^.t ba't pho*? buo^`n o*i
la` buo^`n.  Tho^i thi` mi`nh ra'ng tro^'n cho ye^n tha^n ro^`i se~ ti'nh
sau.

cha`o ba'c nhe', nghe tie^'ng cua? chi. Donna em lo cha.y cho so*'m keo?
ma^'t ma.ng.

Thie^.n Ba('p

************************************************************************

Hi` hi`, co^ Lua. no'i va^.y cho vui tho^i.  No' chi? -du'ng co' mo^.t
pha^`n bo+?i vi` to^i la` -da`n o^ng, nhu+ng to^i kho^ng tham a(n.  Tham
ie^u thi` co' :-)

Xin ma.o mu.i su+?a la.i ca^u ho?i:
    "Kho^ng hie^?u "ta.i sao" mo^.t so^' dda`n o^ng thi'ch dda`n ba`
     bie^'t na^'u a(n ???"

Cha`o,
Hoa`n
From: hua@angelo.amd.com (Trung Hua)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: [Misc] Song Request
Date: 25 Aug 92 21:55:05 GMT
Organization: Advanced Micro Devices, Inc.

myngoc@cco.caltech.edu (Ngoc My Tran (VSA)) writes:

>	Can anyone post or email me the lyrics of the song 
>	"Ngu+o+`i Ti`nh Tra(m Na(m" please.  I am not sure
>	about the title but I heard the song from Y' Lan's
>	voice; and I think the last line goes something like,
>	"Vo+'i anh, em ma~i la` ngu+o+`i ti`nh tra(m na(m."

No, no, no. It ends as 
	"Vo+'i anh, em ma~i la` ngu+o+`i ti`nh hai con."

HAHAHAHA,
TSN

>	Thank you much!
>	
>-- 
>        )                )               )                )  /\ /\ /\ 
>       /_  __   __   _  /_              /_  __   __   _  /_  \/ \/ \/ 
>      / <_/) )_(__)_(__/ <   <> <> <>  / <_/) )_(__)_(__/ <  <> <> <>
From: chu@hubcap.clemson.edu (tien chu)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Gia?i -do^' vui
Date: 1 Sep 92 19:17:26 GMT
Reply-To: chu@hubcap.clemson.edu
Organization: SCV Relay
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu



>
>	Tha^'y ma^'y anh, chi. va` ca'c ba.n tre^n scv -do^' vui qua'
>	cho ne^n Kevin cu~ng ba('t tru*o*'c -do^' vui cho*i cho he^'t 
>	nga`y gio*` la`m vie^.c cu*.c nho.c.
>
>			*****************
>
>	Co' ba(3) ngu*o*`i to^?ng co^.ng,
>
>	1./ tha(`ng mu` 2./ tha(`ng gu` 3./ tha(`ng que`:
>
>	-Do^' ma^'y anh, chi. va` ca'c ba.n va^.y chu*' tha(`ng mu`,
>	tha(`ng gu` va` tha(`ng que`. no' -di nhu* the^' na`o ngu*o*`i
>	ta kho^ng bie^'t no' Mu`, no' Gu` va` no' Que`?
>

Hmm ... more info on ng` que` please.  Que` 1 hay 2 cha^n dza^.y ?
Ne^'u que` 2 cha^n thi` co' the^? -di nhu+ sau ...

Mu` -di tru+o+'c ... Dzu+`a -di dzu+`a la lo+'n " -du+o+`ng -di ta cu+'
ve~ " ... Ke^' -de^'n la` gu` " ma`y ve~ thi` tao coi " ... que` -di sau
cu`ng la " ma`y coi thi` tao xoa' " ... he^` he^` ... o(^_^)o ...

tdc
 
>
>
>
>
>	ba.n na`o tra? lo*`i tru'ng se? co' thu*o*?ng.
>	
>
>>have fun every body
>
>Kevin							 
>
From: nguyenat@CC.ims.disa.mil (Anthony Nguyen)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: [ddo^']  NAILS??  BOLT??  NUTS??
Date: 2 Sep 92 18:53:24 GMT
Reply-To: @argos.ims.disa.mil:nguyenat@cc.ims.disa.mil
Organization: SCV Relay
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu


>>    NAILS??  BOLTS??  NUTS??
>>
>>    "How much does one cost?"
>>    "Twenty cents", replied the manager of a hardware store
>>    "Then how much do twelve cost?"
>>    "Fourty cents"
>>    "I'll take nine hundred twelve"
>>    "That will be sixty cents"
>>
>>   What was the customer buying?
>

    Ca'c ba.n co' ddoa'n ra ddu+o+.c ngu+o+`i kha'ch ha`ng mua mo'n gi`
    kho^ng va^.y?

    .... ddo' la` ma^'y con so^' dde^? la`m so^' nha` ddo'...  de^~ nhu+
    va^.y ma` ddo^i khi nghi~ ma~i kho^ng ra ha'!  :-))

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>the numbers for house address :-)
>:-)

    Thanks anh Quang for your correct answer.
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: Duc Vu <duc@peaceman.sps.mot.com>
Subject: [TECH] Solaris on X86
Originator: anh@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Organization: SCV Relay
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 22:25:12 GMT



Hi,

This is for those of you who would like to have Unix on PC.

Regards,

Duc Vu
 


 John Taylor, of Harris Semi, recently asked me what are the hardware
 requirements for PCs, in order to run SOLARIS 2.0 as the OS.  Here 
 are the details for PC hardware to run SOLARIS:
 
 
 SUPPORTED HARDWARE:
 
 CPU Types:	  386 with 387 coprocessor @ 33MHz ISA/EISA bus
 		  486DX (or 486SX with 487SX coprocessor) @ 25, 33,
 		   or 50MHz, ISA/EISA bus
 Memory:		  12MB minimum, 16MB recommended
 Distrib Media:	  CD-ROM and a single floppy boot diskette
 Disk Required:	  200MB Hard Disk
 Disk Cntllrs:	  IDE or SCSI
 SCSI Cards:	  Adaptec AHA-1540B, ISA 16bit
 		  Adaptec AHA-1542B, ISA 16bit
 		  Adaptec AHA-1740, EISA 32bit
 		  Adaptec AHA-1742, EISA 32bit
 		  DPT PM2011/9X (90,95) ISA, 16bit
 		  DPT PM2012A/9X (90,95) EISA, 32bit
 		  DPT PM2012B/9X (90) EISA, 32bit
 Video Adapters:   Super VGA or 8514A based
 		  (VESA SVPMI Compliant)
 		  ATI Graphics Ultra, 1024x768, 256 colors
 		  Orchid Prodesigner II, 1024x768, 256 colors
 Super VGA Chips:  Tseng Labs ET4000, 1024x768, 256 colors
 		  Western Digital WD90C30, 1024x768, 256 colors
 Network Adpaters: SMC (Western Digital)  WD80x3, Ethernet or
 		   10BaseT, ISA, 8/16 bit
 		  Installed Base - 8013EP, 8013W, 8013EW, 8003E, 
 		   8003EB, 8003W, 8013EBT
 		  Currently Shipping - 8003EP, 8003WC, 8013EPC,
 		   8013WC, 8013EWC
 Input Devices:	  Logitech C7 Serial/Bus 3 button
 		  Logitech C9 Serial/Bus 3 button
 		  Logitech Mouseman Serial/Bus 3 button
 		  Micrososft Serial/Bus 2/3 button
 		  Microsoft IBM PS/2 Mouse Compatibles
 Tape:		  SCSI tape, 1/4" or 8mm
 CD-ROM:		  SCSI  eg., Sony CDU-8012
 Sound:		  Soundblaster Pro
 Other:		  high and low density floppy disk (3.5", 5.25"), 
 		   up to four parallel ports, up to 4 serial ports
 
 INDUSTRY STANDARDS
 
 		  Generic ABI
 		  Intel ABI
 		  OPEN LOOK
 		  POSIX 
 		  X/OPEN (XPG3)
 		  ANSI C
 		  SVID 13
 		  ISSO 9660
 		  X11R4
 



-- 
( \/\ @ Media Lab, MIT, Cambridge, MA, US, America, Earth )


Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: gt4011b@prism.gatech.edu
Subject: Re:  personal to anh Thai and chi. ngo.cdie.p
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: gt4011b@prism.gatech.edu
Organization: N/A
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 15:01:10 GMT

Hello TB, DT and netters

MT kho^ng co' tra'ch ai he^'t, nhu*ng ma`, theo mt bie^'t, thi` khi mi`nh cho
ng` ba.n mi`nh mu*o*.n account, thi` du` co' chuye^.n gi` xa?y ra ddi nu*~a,
mi`nh cu~ng pha?i chi.u mo^.t pha^`n tra'ch nhie^.m .

Co`n MT co' khuye^n can anh DT ( ma(.c du` mt chu*a bao gio*` bie^'t who is
DT and ND ) thi` mt chi? du*.a tre^n ti`nh va` ly' .  Va` MT tin tu*o*?ng la`
MT kho^ng co' no'i gi` qua' lo^' , chi? hy vo.ng la` mo.i ngu*o*`i ne^n
ddo^'i xu*? to^n ki'nh  va` de^~ thu*o*ng vo*'i nhau ho*n .

Nhu*ng ne^'u anh DT kho^ng co' la`m ddie^`u ddo', thi` MT thie^'t nghi~ la`
MT trac'h la^`m anh, nhu*ng dda'ng le~ chuye^.n personal giu*~a anh DT va` 
chi. ND thi` anh kho^ng ne^n ke^? cho mo.i ng` bie^'t dde^? mai sao co' ngu*o*`i
ghen ghe't la.i ddem ra thi` ca? hai la.i phie^`n na~o ho*n ( Ta.i sao ng`
fake email la.i bie^'t la` ND ddi ga(.p anh va` go.i phone anh ??? , ddo' la`
ta.i sao MT no'i " khO^ng co' lu*?a sao co' kho'i" )
La` con ga'i vo*'i nhau, MT kho^ng thi'ch nghe nhu*~ng danh tu*` kho' nghe
ma` ng` kha'c pha'i no'i ve^` phe ke.p to'c cu?a mi`nh

Mo^.t la^`n nu*~a, MT xin lo^~i dda~ ho*i ... nhie^`u chuye^.n nhe ...
DDe^? cheer mo.i ng` up, mt se~ post a poem later today ;-)

Ciao,

MT
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Forward message from DT

From: tdng0812@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Nguyen)
Subject: Fake mail !!!!
Date: 25 Aug 92 18:43:42 GMT

Hi netters,

In the past my account tdng0812@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu was borrowed and used
for unknown purposes.  But now I was called into attention that one person
just faked my addresses at uxa and turing.scs.uiuc.edu to send unpleasant
messages to this newsgroup.

....
Thai Nguyen

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Office: Xu+' -Da`o nguye^n
Office phone: 1-800-dao-tien           Home phone: 404- 766 - 5984
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Internet: gt4011b@prism.gatech.edu
From: nguyenat@CC.IMS.DISA.MIL (Anthony Nguyen)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [MISC] Toa'n Vui
Date: 31 Aug 92 20:57:37 GMT
Reply-To: @argos.ims.disa.mil:nguyenat@cc.IMS.DISA.MIL
Organization: SCV Relay
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu


Co'  mo^.t ba`i toa'n vui, nho+` ca'c ba.n gia?i giu`m...


    Mo^.t ba` gia` ddem tru+'ng ga` ra cho+. ba'n:

          - La^`n thu+' nha^'t, ba` ta ba'n ddu+o+.c mo^.t nu+?a so^'
    tru+'ng co^.ng nu+?a tru+'ng

          - La^`n thu+' hai, ba` ta ba'n ddu+o+.c mo^.t nu+?a so^' tru+'ng
    co`n la.i co^.ng nu+?a tru+'ng

          - La^`n thu+' ba, ba` ta ba'n ddu+o+.c mo^.t nu+?a so^' tru+'ng
    co`n la.i co^.ng nu+?a tru+'ng thi` cu~ng vu+`a he^'t

    Ho?i va^.y chu+' ba` gia` ba'n to^?ng co^.ng ddu+o+.c bao nhie^u qua?
    tru+'ng?

    DDa^y la` ba`i toa'n thuo^.c ca^'p tie^?u ho.c tho^i tha`nh ra ca^'m
    kho^ng ddu+o+.c du`ng he^. tho^'ng phu+o+ng tri`nh dde^? gia?i.  Ba`
    gia` ba'n tru+'ng so^'ng chu+' kho^ng pha?i ba'n tru+'ng luo^.c dda^u
    a` nha!


Happy gia?i toa'n everyone.
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese