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From: mot@acsu.buffalo.edu (Mustafa O. Tanrikulu)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.turkish
Subject: A news article about Middle East and water problem.
Date: 21 Dec 92 15:06:35 GMT
Organization: UB
Originator: mot@ozan4.eng.buffalo.edu



Hello everyone,

The following is a news article concerning Middle East countries and 
their water resources. Enjoy it, happy new year to everyone...

M. Okan Tanrikulu

======================== begins here =============================================


	CAIRO, Egypt -- Israel has been ``stealing Arab water'' in the
occupied territories, and Turkey has abused Arab rights to the waters of
the Tigris-Euphrates River basin, the assistant secretary general of the
Arab League, Adnan Omran, charged Sunday.
	``From the time of its occupation of Palestine, Israel has stolen
Arab water,'' Adnan said on the first day of the Arab seminar on water.
	``Israel is aware of the connection between the map of Greater Israel
and Arab waters, so it started from the time of its creation to transfer
water and take land by force,'' Adnan told the three-day seminar.
	The official said that of the 600 million cubic meters of water in
the occupied territories, Israel uses 485 million cubic meters, leaving
the Palestinians with only 115 million.
	Adnan pointed to orders issued by the Israeli government prohibiting
Palestinians from tapping new water wells, and to heavy taxes imposed on
the Palestinians aimed at driving them away from the their land.
	Israel, Jordan and the occupied territories share the waters of the
Jordan River basin. A report by the Worldwatch Institute, a private,
non-profit research organization in Washigton, D.C., and quoted at the
seminar estimated that 25-40 percent of Israel's sustainable water
supply comes from an aquifer in the occupied territories that Israel has
claimed since the 1967 Arab-Israeli war.
	Israel sparked Palestinian anger in the territories by restricting
the amount of water they can pump, while overdrawing the aquifer for its
own uses, the report said.
	Regarding Turkish violations, Adnan said a study to be presented at
the seminar will detail Turkish abuse of Arab rights to the waters of
the Tigris-Euphrates River basin.
	He said Turkey was imposing its will on this water source,
disregarding Syrian and Iraqi rights to it.
	Adnan also spoke of Turkey's plans to sell some of its water,
including that which by right should belong to Syria and Iraq, to other
Arab countries.
	He said Turkey plans to send this water in pipes for sale to Arab
countries. Some of it will go toward ``development, progress and
expansion in Israel,'' he said.

====================== ends here =================================================

ps.: It is O.K. when we pay for Arab oil, but it is not O.K. when we ask
     for a payment for our water. Very interesting...
Newsgroups: soc.culture.turkish,soc.culture.europe
From: deniz@mandolin.ctr.columbia.edu (Deniz Akkus)
Subject: Re: The bleeding remains of thousands of poor innocent Turks, of women,...
Organization: Columbia University Center for Telecommunications Research
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 01:55:42 GMT
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In article <1992Dec29.013515.1241@cs.tulane.edu> ck@cs.tulane.edu (Cris Koutsougeras) writes:
>These fabrications of the Turkish propaganda are not even worth the
>time responding to.  But it is amazing how these people think that it
>is possible to twist history to that degree as to make the crimes of
>their own forfathers (the Turkish) seem like crimes of those (the
>Greeks) who really got murdered, raped, and burned down to ashes after
>premeditated plans of extermination of everything non-turkish.  And
>when such anti-turkish violence goes on until today (e.g. Kurds) they
>must really consider us too damn naive if they think that this sort of
>propaganda will convince us.
>
>-ck

Cris,

Now that you have neatly compartmentalized the problem into us and them,
there really can no longer be any communication nor is it necessary that
there be so.  I believe you would then do the logical thing, unsubscribe
from soc.culture.turkish and please, leave our forefathers alone.  

I realize Argic is annoying.  I find statements like yours to be more
infuriating than someone whose name can be found on every KILL file
across USENET.  If you've got a problem with Argic, deal with it on a
personal basis, not on the 'you evil Turks, us innocent Greeks' level.
Let's not get into whose forefathers did what to whom, otherwise we'll
be fighting and refighting ancient battles, to no end.

Again, leave our forefathers out of your trouble with Argic.

regards,
Deniz Akkus deniz@ctr.columbia.edu






Newsgroups: soc.culture.turkish
From: suley@xantos.uio.no (Suleyman Kondakci)
Subject: Re: Bir mani (folk song)
Keywords: Biyik
Reply-To: suley@xantos.uio.no (Suleyman Kondakci)
Organization: University of Oslo, Norway
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 15:15:07 GMT

In article <1992Dec20.115305.10338@news.columbia.edu>,
ne10@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Nermin  Eren) writes:
> 
> Asagidaki mani Kirim Tatar lehcesindedir. Biyik ile ilgili atismalarda
bizim de tuzumuz olsun.
> 
> Kaya kayaga bakar, kayadan seller akar.
> Sirma miyik turganda, chort sakalga kim karar?
	Turkce'si:
	Kaya kayaya bakar, kyadan seller akar.
	Sirma biyik dururken, kose sakala (tuysuze) kim bakar/(karar kilar)?

	Bu dogru cevirimi acaba?

Selam getirmisem
Suleyman

> 
> Kaynak; Mustacip Ulkusal, DOBRUCA VE TURKLER. 2ci baski, Ankara: 1987.
s 117.

-- 
	"Too many small smarmy monks around, I love them, however."
       		                                   Ishak Shalikom
From: toroslu@eecs.nwu.edu (Ismail H. Toroslu)
Subject: Re: Meclis'te cigkofte-lahmacun partisi
Organization: EECS Department, Northwestern University, Evanston, Il., USA
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 05:17:29 GMT

deniz@mandolin.ctr.columbia.edu (Deniz Akkus) writes:
> In article <1992Dec18.204521.31614@eecs.nwu.edu> toroslu@eecs.nwu.edu (Ismail H. Toroslu) writes:
> >      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >"biyik"lilarin geriligin bir gostergesi oldugunu mu dusunuyorsunuz?
> >
> >Hakki
> 
> Ya siz burnun altinda  bir takim killar uzatmanin cok cekici mi oldugunu
> dusunuyorsunuz?  
> 
> Esen kalin,
> Deniz Akkus deniz@ctr.columbia.edu
> 
> 

Aslinda barbar gorunup Amerikalilari korkutmak icin biyik birakiyorum...
Yok, oyle degil, Turk oldugum belli olsun diye biyik birakiyorum...
Yok, oyle de degil, acayip kiz tavlamak icin biyik birakiyorum...
Yada, bizim koyun adetidir ondan kelli irkek kismisi biyiksiz olmaz
diye biragiyom...
Veya, tembel olup usendigimden kesmeye, biyik birakiyom...
Siyasi gorusumu gostermek icin biyik birakiyom...
Hatta aslinda benimkisi dini nedenlerden, ondan biyik birakiyom...
Bende deri hastaligi var, tras edemiyom o yuzden mecburiyetten biyik 
birakiyorum..
Hadi gercegi soyleyeyim, Deniz "biyikla cekici mi oldugunu dusunuyorsun"
diye sorsun diye birakiyorum...
Ha pardon yukaridaki soruya hala yanit vermemisim, 
efendim yanitim soyle olacak: "sanane..."

Hakki
From: dbd@urartu.sdpa.org (David Davidian)
Subject: _Economist_ 12/26/92
Summary: Eastern Europe's Diasporas	 
Keywords: good article 
Organization: S.D.P.A. Center for Regional Studies
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 16:24:16 GMT

There is a good article in the _Economist_, December 26, 1992 - January 8, 1993
entitled _Eastern Europe's Diasporas_, specifically discussing Poland, Ukraine,
Armenia, and Russia and their diasporas.

Of interest appears on page 75 where it states:

"Greater Armenia once encompassed parts of what are now Turkey and Azerbaijan,
 but was divided up by the Turks and Russians in the late 18th century. The
 subsequent persecution of Armenians culminated in the massacre of 1915, when
 Turks, in an early version of 'ethnic cleansing', murdered 1.5m Armenians.." 


-- 
David Davidian <dbd@urartu.sdpa.org> |"The massacres? Oh well! They merely  
S.D.P.A. Center for Regional Studies | amuse me!"  -Talaat Pasha, architect of 
P.O. Box 382761                      | Turkish the genocide of Armenian people. 
Cambridge, MA 02238                  | (Four Years Beneath the Crescent, p 208) 
Newsgroups: soc.culture.turkish
From: kg+02@me.unda.edu (Kaya Guralp)
Subject: iNSAN iRADESi VE iSLAM
Organization: University of Dakota, School of Engineering
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 18:42:10 GMT


ISLAMCI YAZARLARDAN SECMELER -4-
--------------------------------

   Y. Aktay, Tezkire, No: 2, Subat 1992, sayfa 5

   ``Allah'tan baskasinin vesayetini reddeden birey, Allah'in kendisine
     sundugu yasam pratigini dunyevi acidan daha karli buldugundan dolayi
     degil, vesayet yetkisini evrensel adaletin dogrudan ve kacinilmaz
     geregi olarak yalnizca Allah'in hakki olarak gordugu ve vesayet
     yetenegini de mutlak bilginin yine tek sahibi olmasi itibariyle
     yalnizca Allah'ta tanidigindan dolayi vesayetini Allah'a teslim 
     eder.''

  Islam kelime anlami olarak Arapca'da ``Kendisini Allah'a teslim eden''
  demektir. Islam'da Allah'in iradesi onemlidir. Insan, Allah'a kulluk
  etmek ve inanmak icin vardir. Onun disinda dunya, insanlar icin bir
  deneme sahasi ve sanaldir. Gercek olan Allah'tir ve asil ona ulasmak
  gereklidir.

  Insan iradesinin olmadigini, herseyin Allah'in emirleri dogrultusunda
  gerceklesmesi gerektigini one suren Islam, Kuran'daki hatalari
  reddeder ve Kuran'a kesinlikle uyulmasi gerektigini emreder. Kucuk bir
  insan topluluguna gore ve belirli bir bolge icin ortaya cikmis olan
  Islam'in buyuk kitleleri yonetmek icin gerekli dinamik politikayi
  baskisiz gudemeyecegi asikardir. Cunku Islam dini duragandir ve kimse 
  bunu degistiremez.

 saygilarimla
 ------------
 kaya
Newsgroups: soc.culture.turkish,soc.culture.greek
From: varnavas@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (varnavas constantine)
Subject: Re: Occupation
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 00:47:09 GMT

sera@zuma.UUCP (Serdar Argic) writes:

>Right from the outset certain things must be made clear to everyone.
>Turkiye's territorial integrity is not negotiable. If some day the
>white-hating black extremists [or Klu Klux Klan or Nazi Armenians, 
>for that matter] in this country would go far enough to want an 
>independent purely black [or white or Nazi Armenian] state, I do not 
>believe that the United States Government would just donate part of its 
>territory for this 'noble cause.' I do not want to even imagine
>what the white majority [or blacks] will do to them. The pundits
>who love to construct some of the scenarios that give large chunks
>of other peoples' lands to Kurds, would not be that generous with
>their own lands. Have you ever heard of 'The Turkish Independence
>War?'

Given your above argument, how do you justify the Turkish invasion in Cyprus
in Cyprus and the establisment of a separate state for a minority roughly
the size (proportionately) of the Kurdish minority in Turkey?
Maybe, double standards of Turkish policy according to convenience?
-- 
Constantinos Varnavas
University of Illinois
From: trh@jack.sns.com (Al Trh)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.turkish
Subject: Iraq's third river, an economist article
Date: 25 Dec 1992 11:42:10 -0600
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
Reply-To: Turkish Cultural Program List <TRKNWS-L%USCVM.BitNet@pucc.PRINCETON.EDU>
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

Subject:  Iraq's Third River - The Economist

Drains, oil and dissidents
The Economist - December 12th, 1992 page 54
FROM A SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT IN IRAQ

Mesopotamia no longer lies between two rivers. On December
7th modern-day Iraq celebrated the official opening of the
Third River, a vast drainage canal that flows midway between
the Tigris and the Euphrates. It has taken nearly 40 years
to complete.

The canal, with its channels and drainage pipes, is the
brainchild of an American consultant seeking ways in re-
claim the vast tracts of Iraq's agricultural land that have
become barren through salination. The treatment for salination
is leaching, washing the earth with sweet water to flush out
the salt. But leaching in turn produces saline water, which must
be got rid of. The answer was to drain it all into a single
big canal.

Work on the Third River began in l953 and has been going on
sporadically ever since, with pauses for revolutions, wars
and sanctions Dutch, German, South Korean, Chinese, Soviet
and East European contractors have all been involved. The
main canal is 565 kilo meters (351 miles) long, wide enough
to accommodate 5,000 tone barges carrying cargo from
southern Iraq to Baghdad, and will drain 15m hectares
(37m acres) of land, of which 300,000 hectares have already
been reclaimed. The waterway runs from Mahmudiya to Qunna,
crossing the Euphrates by tunnel at Nasiriyah. At its
southern end, its highly saline waters are discharged into
the northern, drainage, portion of the Basra "river", another
man-made channel running parallel to the blocked Shatt al-Arab,
and meant as a replacement for it.

The project became controversial after the Gulf war when it was
alleged that its true purpose was to drain a large area of
the southern marshes, thus destroying the way of life of the
marsh Arabs--and flushing out the Shia Muslim dissidents who
had taken refuge there (as Iraqi dissidents and ne'er do-wells
traditionally do). The Iraqis deny, as they would, any such
intention.

The Third River cuts across some 40 kilometres of Khor Hamar,
the larger of the main marshes, which lies west of the Tiers.
But the Iraqis claim that, far from draining the marsh water,
which is brackish, they have built a large dyke to protect
the marshes hrom the saline stuff in the canal. lf the water-level
in the marshes has fallen, they say, it is the fault of Turkey
and Syria, which have built dams that reduce the flow of the Euphra-
tes, and of Iran, which has diverted local streams that feed
the marshes.

But Iraq has an economic, as well as a political, interest in
any drying-out plan. Beneath the marshes are large and proven
oil fields - possibly a third of its known oil reserves.
Newsgroups: soc.culture.turkish
From: armagan@sassafras (Armagan Ozdinc)
Subject: Re: Federasyon Kupasi'ndan bazi sonuclar
Reply-To: armagan@prc.unisys.com
Organization: Paramax Systems
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 20:28:31 GMT

In article <1992Dec23.175741.24948@gvl.unisys.com>, armagan@sassafras (Armagan Ozdinc) writes:
|> In article <1992Dec23.162306.11531@kodak.kodak.com>, erkam@acadia.Kodak.COM (Yusuf Murat Erkam) writes:

|> |> Besiktas-Aydinspor		: ?
|> Gece maci olarak oynaniyor su anda

 Besiktas: 3  Aydinspor: 1

Bu sonuclardan sonra, Besiktas, Galatasaray, Fenerbahce, Trabzonspor,
Bursaspor, Kocaelispor, Sariyer ve Canakkale Dardanel ceyrek finale
yukselen takimlar oldu.

----------------------------------------------------------------
 ARMAGAN A. OZDINC
 Paramax Systems, Valley Forge Labs, Research and Development
________________________________________________________________
From: krenner@byron.u.washington.edu (Randolph Carter)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.turkish
Subject: Re: How typical (and pathetic) are the sources Greeks use
Date: 3 Jan 1993 09:32:13 GMT
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
NNTP-Posting-Host: byron.u.washington.edu

Serdar: I'd first like to state that I am absolutely neutral on the history
of Armenians vs. Turks. I am interested in asking you a question, in the
form of a dilemma:

Let's say that one day an extremely powerful being appears to you and
announces that it is going to destroy all Turks everywhere. It is
(for the sake of argument) perfectly capable of causing all Turks to
vanish off the face of the earth in an instant, and there is nothing
anybody can do to stop it. However, this powerful being has decided to give
you, Serdar a choice. Your choice is this. You can choose one of two
alternatives:

a. The being destroys all Turks everywhere.
or
b. The being destroys all Turks, Armenians, and Greeks everywhere.

What do you choose? Remember, if you do not choose, the being will go 
ahead and destroy only Turks. It's your choice! Turks only, or Turks,
Armenians and Greek as well get destroyed!

Thanks for your cooperation.
 
R. Carter
Newsgroups: soc.culture.turkish,talk.politics.mideast
From: dbd@urartu.sdpa.org (David Davidian)
Subject: Argic versus Cosar
Organization: S.D.P.A. Center for Regional Studies
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 23:54:45 GMT

Upon going through the archives, I came across the following, which is of
significant importance since Serdar Argic posts from a site run by Ahmet
Cosar!

In article <1991Apr21.041440.23448@cs.umn.edu> by cosar@deca.cs.umn.edu 
(A.Coras), while attempting a response to article <1280@urartu.SDPA.org> 
dbd@urartu.SDPA.org (David Davidian) wrote:

[AC]  Unfortunately most of the officers(if any) and gendarmerie appointed to 
[AC]  protect Armenian convoys were Kurds (since Turkish soldiers were engaged 
[AC]  in war in the borders) and these "tribes" that attacked Armenians were 
[AC]  Kurdish tribes. It is certain that there was a lot of collaboration 
[AC]  between them.

Yes, Cosar says one thing, Argic revises it!


-- 
David Davidian <dbd@urartu.SDPA.org>        /--\    ...Vay dele yaman
S.D.P.A. Center for Regional Studies       /    \          _  
P.O. Box 382761                           /      \        / \ 
Cambridge, MA 02238  ..................../        \______/   \.....
From: gdr@acs.bu.edu (Dmitry Goldenberg)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: Boris Grebenschikov
Date: 22 Dec 92 01:15:00 GMT
Organization: Boston University, Boston, MA, USA
Originator: gdr@acs.bu.edu


In article <1992Dec20.024119.2266@panix.com>, jackz@panix.com (Evgueni Zabokritski) writes:
|> In article <LEONID.92Dec19131458@tuna.uchicago.edu> leonid@tuna.uchicago.edu (Leonid Andreev) writes:
|>                     ..................
|> >Well, "Gorod zolotoy" ( City the Golden ) - as for this one,
|> >nobody really knows, where it comes from. Bob used to refere
|> >to it as to "narodnaja", but this piece of lyrics is pretty 
|> >strange just for a folk song. Do you know anything about
|> >it's origin?
|> 
|> Well, I guess I will be the 1001st to point out that the author of this
|> lyrics is Alex Hvostenko, AKA Hvost. As I recall, he had emigrated (to US?)
|> when these verses were used by Bob. As for the music of this (excellent,
|> in my opinion) song, it was also "borrowed" from an unknown English musician
|> who lived circa 18th century. It was originally intended to be performed 
|> on lute.
|>    I still think he WAS a real author of this enchanting thing */|>  

	Well, I guess I will be the 1st to point out that the music for the song
	was written by the Italian composer Francesco di Milano. You might want
	to check me on that by looking into 'Delo Mastera Bo' where all the
	songs that were ever borrowed by Aquarium from somebody are properly 
	designated (which makes the oft-invoked accusations of BG in "plagiarism" 
	simply invalid).

	Actually, Aquarium picked up the song in the Goroshevsky's 'theater of
	absurd' which used quite a lot of music in its performances. At that 
	moment, the song had already had deviations from the original version of 
	Hvostenko and Volokhonski. The group performed the song the way they
	heard it the first time, although they probably brought some original
	attitude into the arrangement. One might add that the special kind of
	semi-sacred aura around the song is Aquarium's original contribution
	(that's for sure).

|> Continuing the theme, are there Bob fans around here who feel the strong
|> connections between many Aquarium songs and English fantasy, primarily
|> Tolkien ? These connections have been heard to be directly confirmed
|> by Bob. 
        
	No doubt. An example of such confirmation is 'The Autobiography of 	
	Aquarium' written by BG himself. There he provides brief characteristics 
	for each member of the group, including himself. One of the things he 
	says is that he "knows English perfectly" and had been reading the Melody 
	Maker magazine and British "fantasy" literature - here you go with 
	Tolkien - for many years...

Keep rockin', everybody!

- D.
Xref: sparky soc.culture.soviet:11627 talk.politics.soviet:10035 soc.culture.europe:10855
From: zeleny@husc10.harvard.edu (Michael Zeleny)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet,rec.arts.poems
Subject: Re: Stishok
Date: 21 Dec 92 08:19:43 GMT
Article-I.D.: husc3.1992Dec21.031944.18748
Followup-To: rec.arts.poems
Organization: The Phallogocentric Cabal

In article <1992Dec20.223007.510@rivers> 
acs_anshakov@rivers.acc.uwrf.edu writes:

May I introduce you to the other douchebags?

>		*  *  *
>
>CHTO-TO IZMENILOS', SAM NE ZNAIU CHTO,
>TOL'KO POIAVILOS' NA STEKLE LICO,
>I RASPIATUH KRIKI KAK-TO VDALEKE
>I ROSSIA STALA, KAK ZHURAVL' V RYKE.
>  IA YZHE NE ZNAIU: CHTO TAM, GDE I KAK;
>  GIMNA NET PODAVNO, IZMENILI FLAG.
>  ZHIZNI PROIGRALI, CHECT' NE SBEREGLI,
>  CHTO ZHE MU REBIATA, KAK MU TAK SMOGLI?
>
>                 *  *  *
>
>OTKRUTKA OT MILOI, NY CHTO ZHE
>VAS LUBIAT, VOZHMOZHNO, VDALI,
>EZCHIO NE ZABULI POHOZHE,
>A V NEBE KRICHAT ZHURAVLI...
>  
>IGOR
>V GLUSHI WISCONSII

cordially,
mikhail zeleny@husc.harvard.edu
"Le cul des femmes est monotone comme l'esprit des hommes."
From: zeleny@husc10.harvard.edu (Michael Zeleny)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: "K voprosu o plagiate" ili otkritoe pis'mo A.Kostomarovu
Date: 24 Dec 92 08:36:25 GMT
Article-I.D.: husc3.1992Dec24.033626.18818
Organization: The Phallogocentric Cabal

In article <BzqvBy.8CG@max.physics.sunysb.edu>
LANDSBERG@sbhep2.phy.sunysb.edu (Greg Landsberg) diligently writes, and
writes, and writes, a lugubrious, interminably sincere pseudocritical
missive, altogether bereft of critical acumen, but amply compensating in
noxious pretension and entirely unwarranted condescension towards an
obviously superior life form:

>[nothing worthy of attention, much less a rebuttal]


>> 	Epigraph: who can say why today tomorrow will be yesterday?

>> "Vot ya vnov' posetil ..."
>> A khotielos' - nievprokhmiel' - vernut'sia.
>> V tu zhe rieku stupil,
>> Chob s toboj i s soboj razminut'sia.

>> Razbivaja liedok nojabria
>> Na povierknosti Liety,
>> Oskol'zajus'. Soznan'ie drobia,
>> Ukhozhu ot otvieta.
>> 
>> 
>> I nie tsariev ukaz
>> Iz impierii vyslal kurilku,
>> No raskos jeja glaz
>> Mieru vysshuju - viechnuju ssylku
>> Propisal svistunu,
>> Pustomielie, gieroju, izgoju.
>> Zatvoritie stranu!
>> No ostav'tie okno nad Nievoju.
>> 
>> 
>> Tak, davaj zhe, nal'jom
>> My do kraju i vyp'jem do kapli.
>> Za nash prizrachnyj dom,
>> Za jego dierieviannye stavni,
>> Za ampirnost' kolonn,
>> Za dymok nad ubogoj truboju.
>> Za preryvnost' vriemion,
>> Za tiebia. I mienia ... nie s toboju.

>> Copyright by Alexander Kostomaroff, observer of passing events.

But you have to give Landsberg his due, -- he knows enough to include the
good bits.

>Greg Landsberg
>
>P.S. To Whom It May Concern: Merry Christmas!

You should not have said that...  (Being that, by his own admission,
Landsberg keeps Harvard in his KILL file, the following holiday wish will
not affect his mental health in any way.)  Landsberg, I wish that a rabid
battle elephant of a reprobate syphilitic maharajah would penetrate your
well-plumbed lower intestine with his leprous trunk, reach clear through
your bloated belly, rip out the pulsating pump of putrescent, piss-thin
ichor which circulates through your vulgarian veins, and ram it deep down
your greedy gullet.

yours in santa claustrophobia
mikhail zeleny@husc.harvard.edu
"Le cul des femmes est monotone comme l'esprit des hommes."