From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Ahhh, so's yer mother!!!
Date: 16 Sep 92 02:02:55 GMT
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jos@and.nl's message of 15 Sep 92 16:20:52 GMTLines: 102

In article <3452@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) proudly totes
something he found floating in his toilet:
.In article <1992Sep15.135107.21645@aber.ac.uk> aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
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.|In article <3442@dozo.and.nl>
.|jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) did say :
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.|->In article <1992Sep15.000707.12168@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
.|->|Auto2@ (Orakel) writes:
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.|->|>What is Aka.......
.|->|Jamesa aka <--- This is!
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.|->No, no, no, no, no! *This* is an aka -----+
.|<Jos' ASCII diagram of a thingy eaten>

.But, but, but ... You just swallowed my lasy aka ... I mean .. thingy!
.What am I to do now then eh? How am I going to do erm ... you know ...

Have you ever considered corrective surgery or prosthetics?  I know a
doctor that could fix you up with a gorgeous new aka, barely
distinguishable from the real thing, and with a *5-year* Lithium Battery!

.|->
.|->Clear now?
.|No

.Ok, I'll show you one more time: this, is a thingy^H^H^H^H^H^Haka ----+

You're so patient!  I would have just shot the buggers several posts
ago!  Before they posted the first article, really, as I really wish
it had never come about to annoy me.  In fact, I think I'll shoot
everyone so that they can't annoy me!  What a great idea!  Lemme go
get my machine gun!  [rummage rummage] It's one of those new kinds
Jester wants us to use!  [load cock]

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Oooo!!! What a dissappointment!  They're sposed to be screaming in
agony as their precious life's blood pours out!!  Instead they're just
looking confused and saying "What was that?  330 hippos farting in
sequence?"  AAAARRRGGG!!!!  I WANT MY CARNAGE!  MOMMY!!!!


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.Oh my gawd! ... (*faint*) <thud>

Jos!  Jos!!  Are you Ok?  [shake buffet] Jossy!  Wake up!  [nudge
slap]  WAKE UP!  This isn't funny, Jos, WAKE UP! [punch kick]  WAKE UP
JOS!  JOS-POOH! [strangle stab] WAKE UP JOS!  Oh My God!  You're
bleeding!  Some one call a doctor!  Wake up Jos!  [BANG BANG]  Wake
up!  Jeezus, Jos, get up! [saw hack chop]  WAKE UP LITTLE FELLA!
[BOOOM!!!!]  JOS!  AAAAARRRRGGGGG!!!  [sob] I think [sob] I think
we've lost him.  [sob]

.|->Jos aka I used to have two akas, but my pet hippopotamus didn't like
.|->        the left one, so I sold it to my dead aunt Muriel ...
.|Pag aka I tihnk Jos has re-lost his brain.
.Jos aka No, I gave it away, I couldn't sit properly anymore with a brain,
.	   Aaaahhhhhh ... I feel so free again!

Dan aka How many times have I told you, Jos, you're supposed to put
your brain in a vat marked "Herring" at the Elf (TM) Pickling Plant.