HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Columbia House logic
Date: 15 Dec 92 02:53:35 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Dec12.014923.24795@atlantis.uucp>, aaron@atlantis.uucp writes:

>The David Wilcox tape was part of a nine-tape order I had sent off a few
>weeks ago.  Naturally, I was curious about the other eight, but assumed they
>would be along in due time.  In fact, they were there in my mailbox.  They had
>arrived the same day.  They were not marked First Class.  I did not have to
>sign for them.  And the box was easily large enough for another tape to have
>fit inside it.
>Now I know why they say that the postage increases for more than eight items.
>---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")

Columbia House has done far worse.  I was sent GRP Christmas 1 when I didn't
order it, wasn't sent GRP Christmas 2 when I did order that, and when I
ordered "Pocket Full of Kryptonite" (Spin Doctors), I got "Pocket Full of
Gold" by some guy named Vince Gill.  This is AFTER fulfilling the membership
requirements.  I also received a bill for $50 after ordering $20 worth of
tapes.  I hear BMG isn't any better.

sol  |  sorry about the door
-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: The European Community Summit in Edinburgh
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 19:55:15 GMT

In <8049@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>Today I saw a T.V.  crew standing on the Royal Mile filming people
>buying newspapers at the stand outside Pizza Land. 

>I asked for the Christmas issue Radio Times but they didn't have it. 

And passed up the opportunity to loudly blame that on the European Community
so the TV crew would come by and interview you? 

[I'm holding out for the swimsuit issue of Elektor, myself.]

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@atlantis.uucp
Subject: Re: The Literary and the Bizarre Pt. 2
Reply-To: aaron%atlantis@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca
Organization: Atlantis Communications, Edmonton, AB, Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 02:29:00 GMT

The only Aaron I can think of offhand is from William Goldman's _Boys & Girls
Together_, but I'm sure there are others.  (Email me if you can think of one;
I'm curious.)

And, of course, an Alfvaen in Janet Kagan's _Hellspark_.

-- 
---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")
Current Album--Robyn Hitchcock & The Egyptians:Perspex Island
Current Read--John Crowley:Engine Summer
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: what I want
Date: 16 Dec 1992 01:48:15 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <1992Dec15.055754.8285@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
>I want to write for the Weekly World News, as aforesaid.
>I want to try out new psychedelics for a living.
[...]

i want to try a mind machine, but byron gysin's dead, and
    i don't trust the spinning blades on the one from x industries.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
    "Whatever makes the most money will happen." -- Eleanor Glyn
From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 18:00:03 GMT
Subject: I Sing the Body Smoke!
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre

OK, I've been seeing posts on electricity here and you guys have it all
wrong!

Forget all that nonsense about magnetic fields and the flow of electrons
along a conductor, it's just nonsense, a myth put out by electricians to 
justify their lavish lifestyle at your expense.  The reality is...SMOKE!

When you think about it, it all becomes startlingly obvious--smoke makes all
electrical things function. If the smoke escapes, the component stops 
working.  

For example, the last time you had to grovel under the car to replace
the starter motor, didn't it start smoking before it ceased working?
 
Of course!

The wiring loom in your car carries smoke from one device to another, 
pumped around the system by the dynamo, and when a wire springs a leak
it lets all the smoke out and everything stops.  The starter motor 
required lots of smoke to work properly, so it has a very thick wire 
going to it.

The battery stores up smoke disolved in the battery acid, which is why
they were once called accumulators.  Naturally, if you try to dissolve
too much smoke in your battery, it will escape through the little in
the top..which is why those new-fangled batteries with sealed tops
explode when they get too much smoke in them.

Smoke! Isn't science wonderful?


-from an anonymous article making fun of Lucas automotive electrical
systems...which I had the unfortunate experience of having in my 
Triumph Spitfire....many of you British Auto owners will probably 
identify with:

With regard to Joseph Lucas and his wrongfully sullied reputation,
why is he so maligned? Why are Lucas components more likely to 
leak smoke than say Bosch or Marelli? Because Lucas is British
and British things always leak.  British motorcycles leak oil,
British sportscars leak rain, British hydrolastic units leak fluid,
and British government leaks military secrets.  So naturally, 
British electrical components leak more smoke...Simple, really!



All known disclaimers apply, including those yet unknown.
"insert coin, turn unit on, have fun!"-the Flannagan brothers
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I am like mister x in that...
Date: 17 Dec 1992 01:09:30 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <tl2pe5o@zola.esd.sgi.com> mrx@sgi.com (cloaking the constant k) writes:
>yes, i wear an ear adornment.
>no, my ear is not pierced.
>the steel of the device interpenetrates
>my flesh on a molecular level.

Oh, is that all.

I thought it was a magnetic effect.

				--Blair
				  "I am hypoallergenic and
				   conservative-resistant
				   to 100m."
From: btb4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (BRADLEY T BRAUN)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: guns
Date: 14 Dec 92 04:17:18 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


In article <6028@rosie.NeXT.COM>, burkhold@next.com (Thomas Burkholder) writes:
>Guns?  Guns don't kill people- it's those damn bullets!
>
>-can't take credit; Lorie is more bizarre than I.
>
Nope - it's MUCH older than that.

Since I'm a Cretinous Puke from Lehigh, I won't enlighten you beyond that.

-- 
Brad Braun
btb4@lehigh.edu
///////////////////*********************************************\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
------------------------------Yeah, I'm from Ohio------------------------------
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: in the style, if not an actual quote
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 22:47:46 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

gooley@netcom.com:
: SEAGOON: Bloodnok, you're a coward.
: BLOODNOK: Only in the holiday season.
: SEAGOON: Ah, another Noel Coward!

...and just to be topical har har

MILLIGAN (as Rozzer): "Down on your luck?"
SECOMBE : "Yup! -
		NEARLY CHRISTMAS, AND >>STILL<< NO OFFERS OF PANTOMIME"

--@lS
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:41325 uk.misc:1773
From: EE117@LIVERPOOL.AC.UK
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,uk.misc
Subject: Re: Sex and the Single Catholic (was Re: o the horror)
Date: 11 Dec 92 13:59:47 GMT
Distribution: uk
Organization: University of Liverpool

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
One of the women I date bought it.  She was disappointed at its
^^^
This kind of phallocentric wishful thinking should be reserved for
Saturday night on the town with the lads and not uk.misc. Next time
I'll cross post it to alt.feminism or something -tee hee

-Ian (three pulls this week - oops!)

----------
University of Liverpool,
Centre for Mathematical Software Research.
email: ismith@uk.ac.liv.scm.suprenum.
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: from the cultural wasteland
Date: 21 Dec 92 00:36:29 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <1992Dec20.230908.22275@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>Mark., I know that none of you give a flying fuck about this, but I am
>living in a cultural wasteland full of pretentious twits who think that
>they're cultured

they live in boston, they live in ann arbor, and so help me
deity-of-assumed-knowledge, they live in erie, pennsylvania.

pretentious twits.

you can't escape them; not so much because they are ubiquitous (they
are merely nigh-ubiquitous), but because they hold the strategic
positions from which they can annoy you.

the folk who run the radio shows and teevee shows and operate the
galleries and host the tours and edit the books and write the
reviews are able to inflict their pretensions upon you because they
feel compelled to share their opinions (dressed in fact) upon
you.

in the cultural wasteland, they consult opera news or the village
voice or spin to form their opinions (or worse, they don't), and
you are victimized.  in the BigCity, they are the folk who publish
in opera news or the village voice or spin and propagate the edicts
of taste.

if you dare to risk listening to what they like, you are subject
also to their opinions.  only when the value to you of the one
outweighs the annoyance-factor of the other is putting up with
the taste-makers imposing flatulence worthwhile.

AjD
who for years
foolishly resisted 
listening to capt. 
beefheart and the 
velvet underground 
because of the 
attached baggage.
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
    "Whatever makes the most money will happen." -- Eleanor Glyn
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ponytail Newbie
Date: 15 Dec 92 18:24:57 GMT
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA



In article <1gjcagINN3q6@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:

   I've just become a Ponytail Newbie.

   There are few things more shame-filled than the face of a
   Ponytail Newbie.  It is immediately obvious to any bystander
   with a hint of perception what he is doing, and why he is doing
   it.  Total public degradation.  It's the piline equivalent of
   grad school, and the reason is this:

   In order to develop any kind of a decent ponytail, you have to
   look like a Hoboken mall rat for six months.

Getting a ponytail is the easy part.  Getting all your hair into a
ponytail so it doesn't get in your face when the wind blows is still a
challenge to me and may continute to be so for another month or so.
By then the hair in front will be long enough to reach back or male
pattern baldness will establish itself and I won't have that problem.
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Arrrrgghhh!
Date: 18 Dec 1992 21:58:49 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <1gqgchINNvn@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White) writes:
>With another 200 articles to go in t.b is why I now need a killfile.

Try mine:

    /[a-zA-Z0-9]/|tr a-z A-Z

				--Blair
				  "Soothing, cooling relief."
From: robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: my favorite post of the week
Date: 15 Dec 1992 18:02:49 GMT
Organization: Your Guess Is As Good As Mine...
NNTP-Posting-Host: itro7s.aero.org

In article <1992Dec14.201110.21957@pt.com> beb@pt.com (Bruce Buck) writes:
>In article <Bz1MF9.2L0@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
|>In <1992Dec8.204637.29922@pt.com> beb@pt.com (Bruce Buck) writes:
|>>In article <joshua.723763409@coombs> joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:
|>>> [ wondrous flame omitted ]
|>
|>>Have you considered entering the Bullwer-Lytton contest?

The paper predicted rain, though that hardly mattered to Sister
Mary-Catherine as she examined her vagina for any cysts or suspicious 
lumps.




Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: less than perfect
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 20:45:21 GMT

In article <1992Dec18.192108.67754@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:
>
>cindy crawford is not perfect.
>she's got big, ugly feet.

Yes: they are exactly like those of an ostrich, only larger.

Mark., birdlike women
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: I would like to formally euologize
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 92 05:14:16 GMT

In article <1992Dec9.023840.21080@scott.skidmore.edu> ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
>
>
>
>
>  you no-life virgin computer jockeys have not seen the last of me...i
>will not be gone so easily. i think this newsgroup could use a woman's
>touch. so could all of your pathetic cocks.
>
>					sioux

i would accept but mine fell off due to over use. 

--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Sibyl Waugh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: observations of my fellow victims
Date: 15 Dec 92 05:45:01 GMT
Organization: The Imperial Aerated Doughnut and Steamship Company Limited
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

Nobody ever thinks to blame the albatross.
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: NEWBIE ALERT
Followup-To: misc.test,talk.bizarre
Date: 16 Dec 1992 01:01:16 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com


				--Blair
				  "It would have to have been
				   something terribly subtle."
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Sayushka Ivanov")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sara Toga #1
Date: 13 Dec 92 08:41:23 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: jea1@cornell.edu's message of 11 Dec 92 14:10:21 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.141021.12594@mail.cornell.edu> jea1@cornell.edu (John Austin) writes:
   Many people feel that the soothing mineral water baths of Saratoga
   Springs provide salubrious effects to folks who suffer from high
   blood pressure and hypertension.  Sometimes, students need to get off
   campus and explore the wonders of their college town.

I may have posted about this before, but if so, it was years ago.

If you walk down the main street of Saratoga Springs from Skidmore new
campus, you come to a spring.  It is a gazebo over a fountain which is
belching forth the famed Saratoga Springs mineral water.  The ground all
around the fountain is wet, which is surprising if you are a discerning
observer, because if you are a discerning observer you will note that
all the water goes down the drain in the fountain and none of it lands
on the ground.

If you stand around and wait for tourists, however (there are plenty
around in the summer time, for the Saratoga Jazz Festival; my first day
in Saratoga Springs we went into the Grand Union; I was seventeen years
old and was wearing a bandanna tied around my head, and the cashier
asked if I was a Jazz musician), you will see how the water gets on the
ground:

	The tourist recognizes thast the fountain is a famed Saratoga
	Springs spring. 

	The tourist bends over and takes a big mouthful of the stinking,
	sulfurous, rotten-eggs mineral water.

	The tourist does a spit-take onto the ground.

I should add the Skidmore new campus is cleverly designed so that you
can travel between any two buildings without touching the ground.
Covered walkways connect all the buildings, and the rooves are all very
delightful.  

--

	 The worst thing in the world is when records are destroyed
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Dave Angus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Theme music.
Date: 19 Dec 92 08:07:03 GMT
Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada

In article <1gt0i6INNcq2@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White) writes:
>
>Every true Road Trip[tm] must have a theme song, playing in the
>background most of the time, and this one is no exception. I had trouble
>selecting one and then I found it.
>"The Pink Room" from the "Fire Walk With Me" soundtrack.
>One of the best cruising tunes in recent memory.
>
>rp -- wondering if this should be crossposted to alt.slack

For me the canonical road tune has to be (sad to say) 
Tom Petty doing that "Running down a dream" or whatever
it's called.  Either that or Eddie Rabbit doing "Drivin'
my life away", or maybe Tom Robinson doing "2-4-6-8
Motorway" or maybe the illustrious Dayglo Abortions 
doing "Drugged and Driving".  None of these really have the
right quality for an entire road trip, but I guess Herr Petty's
tune ain't too bad.

I miss my truck.  As the God of Rusted-out pickup trucks, that is
my right.  

--
Dave Angus                                   "Kundalini wants his hand back"
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 92 00:01:12 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <1992Dec11.121510.690@black.ox.ac.uk>
  <1992Dec11.124646.29104@dcs.warwick.ac.uk>

jeff vogel:
: >>I was really thrilled when I heard Princess Di was leaving Prince Chuck,
: >>because now I have a much better chance of bagging her.
: 
Tom Weston:
: >I'm sorry. She's with me now.
: 
Matthew B. M. Gibson:
: Why, the two-timing bitch...  Just wait till I get home...

"Home" ??? Don't make me puke!!
You're just the bloody lodger, and don't you forget it.

You're all just disgusting opportunists.
Leave my live-in alone. You have been warned.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Royal Honey With That?          |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: corleyj@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Jason D Corley )
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sonata for solo brain cell in A, op.5465-a
Date: 15 Dec 92 21:09:50 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson

Here comes Sonata Claus
Here comes Sonata Claus
Right down Sonata Claus' Brain

He's got a cat
That's filled with lettuce
It's ConsumerMas grime again!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: short shameful confession
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 20:49:27 GMT

I have an appointment with a dating service tonight.  I will eat garlic
at dinner and wear my nerdiest clothes.

Mark., betcha I'll be too cheap to sign up for the thing.
gooley@netcom.com
From: jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: ho ho ho
Date: 19 Dec 92 16:55:30 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

when i was little,my father taught me the song 'rudolph the red-nosed reindeer'
until i was about ten, i thought that nixon, vomit, and stupid were three of
santa's sleighpullers.

-jane

he also taught me that cows go 'woof'
--
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Horrifying Memory
Date: 15 Dec 92 20:42:13 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

During the summer, in a fit of appaling brain death, I went to see Batman
Returns. Just before the previews, there was an advance clip for Home Alone
II. Just after is, a woman in the seat behind me turned to her friend and
said "There are a lot of good movies coming out, aren't there?"

I'd like to say I leaped on my seat, screamed, and wadded popcorn-like
substance down her loathsome throat until she choked to death. I'd REALLY
like to say I beat her to death with a lead pipe, and stove in the 
trachea of her vile brood.

But I just watched the movie. It was awful.

					- Jeff Vogel
					Rutgers Math
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful, sorrowful confession
Date: 18 Dec 92 13:36:09 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <1992Dec15.201220.15065@cs.cornell.edu> csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
>I'm going home for Christmas break tomorrow, so I was deleting some old
>files from my account.  My dead.article file was over 100k, and most of
>it was aborted talk.bizarre posts.  And each one of them deserved to be
>deleted and forgotten.

You should have sent it to rec.humor.funny

Maybe the auto-daemon would have ignored you too.

	Still pissed off with moderation

		 Andy
-- 
    |      Andy  Cannon      | From a Vision of Reality,        |
    | Misplaced Yorkshireman | Comes my Nemesis of Faith.       |
    |  Spider Networks Ltd   | But is Everything so Different ? |
    |  andrewc@spider.co.uk  | And Still the Moon......         |
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bah!
Date: 16 Dec 1992 04:49:29 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Dec15.120706.13891@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
*Great to meet these two even if Yong-mi was late and Dominus had me convinced
*that she was this 60 year old woman waiting in line.  

Heh.  I pull shit like this, too, except Dominus seems to do it on a
grander scale.

Once, I convinced a guy I worked with that I owned a kick-ass Camaro.  He
saw it sitting out in the parking lot and asked who's it was.  I had seen
it earlier, so I said it was mine.  It didn't take much convincing to get
him to believe me.

I thought nothing of it until a few days later, when he came into work and
asked me where my Camaro was.  I quickly told him something like the
transmission had gone out and it would cost an arm and a leg to get it fix.
In the mean time, I was driving an old beater I've been trying to sell.

He believed me.  This went on for about a year, when he would occasionally
ask about the Camaro and I would tell him I just couldn't afford it because
of school or some other expense.  Finally, after I had gotten to know the
guy a little better, I confessed.  The only thing he said was, "You
asshole."


Mark "I still don't know who really owned that Camaro" Lippert
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: wheee, I'm flying
Date: 20 Dec 92 19:35:34 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <gerald.724760656@manning> gerald@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:
>
>Everyone is boarding now, but I cannot because I am trying to weasel my
>way into business class as a "preferred corporate customer". Shyeeah
>right, in my jeans and a leather jacket. Fat chance, especially with
>Mr. Martin up there trying to wheel one of the stewardesses.

Just tell them you're David Geffen.

				--Blair
				  "It's usually good for a
				   quick blowjob at 30kft, too."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Truth in advertising
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 02:09:36 GMT

In <1992Dec20.060639.64793@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
admits:
>MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN--- ithinknot.

Ayup.
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