From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: ALTERNATIVE Comet Rendezvous Mission
Followup-To: alt.flame,alt.religion.kibology,misc.test,alt.sex
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 04:58:37 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.202141.2275@cnsvax.uwec.edu> mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>               The Russians have spacecraft called "COSMOSPHERES", 
>          which were originally built and used for "Star Wars" defense.  
>          They are spherical in shape, 

Gee, mom, the Russians have invented balloons.  I'm scared.

>          with "Psycho-energetic Range Finding" (PRF) which tunes-in to 
>          the actual atomic signature of an object or target. 

I hear that banks like to have atomic signatures on checks--it's so hard
to forge handwriting that small.

>               The 3rd-generation JUMBO Cosmospheres occupy more volume 
>          than the Hindenburg blimp,

The Hindenburg was not a blimp.  The Goodyear Columbia is a blimp.  The
Hindenburg was a Zeppelin.

My sofa occupies more volume than the Hindenburg, mainly because the
Hindenburg was destroyed.

>                                          [Many of them are armed with 
>          charged-particle beam weapons, neutron beam weapons, and/or 
>          microwave brain-scrambling equipment!] 

Yes, I see you've actually witnessed the effects of these first-hand.
Poor guy.  Now you're doomed to posting and reposting and reposting and
reposting the same fucking halfwit articles over and over to random
groups like alt.postmodern.  Wise up, pal.  You can't get away with
posting tepid babble to random groups unless your name ends in "ibo" or
begins with "Matt".

>               The 3rd-generation JUMBO COSMOSPHERES were first 
>          deployed in April 1981, in parallel with the first U.S. Space 
>          Shuttle Mission.  They significantly INTERFERED with that 
>          mission, in ways which were successfully COVERED-UP by NASA 
>          using techniques similar to those shown in the movie 
>          "Capricorn I". 

Next you're going to tell me that "Total Recall" was real, too.  

>               Dr. Beter predicted what he called the "RETIREMENT" of 
>          Leonid Brezhnev ONE WEEK BEFORE Brezhnev "died".  [Note that 
>          the word "retirement" was used for the TERMINATION OF 
>          REPLICANTS in the 1982 movie "Blade Runner".] 

Okay, I got the name of the Phil Dick work wrong.  But *next* you're
going to tell me that "The Hitch-Hiker's Guide The The Galaxy" is real.

>               The paragraph quoted above might also give a clue to 
>          confused meteorologists about how lightning is generated in 
>          clouds. 

Uh, I hate to tell you this, but they figured this out quite long ago,
and they're quite happy with the normal, scientific explanation.

>               UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this 
>          IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED and I like to eat WORMS.

Seriously, either (a) get some new material instead of reposting it
every couple of weeks, or (b) try to decide what groups to post to,
okay?  

							-- K.

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