HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: noykman%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Nathan Dykman)
Subject: Re: Here Fido....Good Boy
Date: 7 Oct 92 13:50:47 MDT
Reply-To: noykman%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu
Organization: University of Utah, CS Dept., Salt Lake City

Here is my first offical post to a.f.w! Please ignore my last, as it
was a mistake!!!!!!!!!

in Article: 58030 of comp.sys.atari.st John David Carter signs
(no > things here. Art is Art people)


--  
----------------------------------------------------------
               __
              /  \             User: John David Carter
             /|oo \            Via FidoNet node: 1:133/411
            (_|  /_)
             _`@/_ \    _     FidoNet <==> UUCP Gateway
            |     | \   \\    FidoNet Net 133, Atl96
            | (*) |  \_  ))
  ______    |__U__| /  \//     David Deitch, Administrator
 / FIDO \    _//|| _\   /     Galaxy Information System
(________)  (_/(_|(____/ (jm)   (GIS) Atlanta            

UUCP: gatech!warlord!gisatl!308!John.David.Carter
INTERNET: John.David.Carter@f308.n133.z1.FIDONET.ORG

Okay, to begin, this dog is stoned.(Here pooch, sniff the white powder. 
Good Dog!) Also, note the clear absence of ears of this dog, and his 
head is shaped too much like his dog dish. His snout starts from above 
his eyes heads on down to a @ symbol, which is a fucked up nostril to
have(probably all that cocaine). Also, we note that the dog has no
knees on his front legs, which requires one leg to be longer than the 
other. Also his back paw is FOUR times larger than his front paws.
Clearly, this dog was at Cherynobl at a really bad time. To top 
this person signed his INITALS to his work, clearly a statement of a
ASCII artist/elitest. You would think that an person which such respect
of the ASCII art chandra would come up with a better border than

---------- etc.

why not

[<*>] or (^~~~^) of the now famous 

:):(:O;):') and so ad nauseam. 

Also we have a dog dish 3/4 the length and 1/3 his height. Clearly
this dog is only fed once a month, probably due to the fact that being
in the same room with Fido is a geniune health hazard. What about a
ASCII human with the same problem! The Horror! The Horror! Some call the
ASCPA quick!

Nathan Dykman
(noykman@peruvian.utah.edu)
"You know, it's not a big as I thought it would be"
				Overheard on a oceanside beach



Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: dimmen@hsr.no (Kjetil Dimmen)
Subject: Re: TygerBoink Reminder
Keywords: TygerBoink
Organization: Rogaland University Centre
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 16:33:20 GMT

In article 31188 in alt.personals<Bw1442.896@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>,
epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu (TygerBoink Sex'y) signs:
> 
	[lots of info deleted]
> 
> Mary
> TygerBoink Sex'y
> 
> %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
> |  ,____                                 | Mary Epperson
> | /     )                                | epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu
> |(   ____    ____   __      __   (\___   | Purdue University
> |(   \   )  (____) (  \)  (/  )  (    \) | a.k.a. GEMR/Maiden Mary
> | \_____/)_/(______/    \/    )__/       | Official RFA Sexretary to
> |                                        |       the ChatHosts    
> |      "I know I have faults...being wrong is *not* one of them!"
> %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

Okay. First real warlording attempt.
(Bear over with me if I leave anything out...)

Let's see.
- Signoff AND .sig.
- Borders. (topside, downside and leftside; why not rightside?)
- BUAF. (What does it say? I thik I can make out a G and an e...)
- 9 lines.
- She a maiden as well as official sexretary...
- "I know I have faults...this .sig is one of them!"
I leave compression suggestions and/or nukes to the pros.
-- 
D.
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: "Book of Days"
Date: 13 Oct 92 17:35:03 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <1992Oct13.150832.1@cc.curtin.edu.au> rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au writes:
>
>Rod
>--
>|            . . .   . . . . .          "It leaves us galloping up Diarrhoea|
>|        +  +  +     +  +  +  +  +                  Drive without a saddle."|
>|    *   *   *       *   *   *   *   *                                      |
>|R    o    d         S    w    i    f    t        -- Kryten from "Red Dwarf"|
>+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>|Internet: RSwiftRW@cc.curtin.edu.au               School of Social Sciences|
>|PSImail : psi%050529452300070::RSwiftRW                   Curtin University|
>|Bitnet  : RSwiftRW%cc.curtin.edu.au@cunyvm.bitnet             GPO Box U1987|
>|UUCP    : uunet!munnari.oz!cc.curtin.edu.au!RSwiftRW        Perth  WA  6000|


in swedish chef land!!!

ok, so we've seen this one before, but the bad attempt at perspective (take
 that any way you like) has to be pointed out numerous times...
plus more ways to reach this guy than you can choke an elephant with...

bah.
--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton)
ReplyTo: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk
Subject: Re: FileSize Checking Program (PC)
Distribution: world
X-Mailer: cppnews $Revision: 1.18 $
Organization: Indexed; Access: Random.
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 19:25:36 +0000

In article u906271@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (Blow Me Down) writes:

>Thanks in Advance...
>Chris
>E-Mail : u906271@postoffice.utas.edu.au
>
>- --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Chris Chew Hong Gunn      |    A Signature?
>B.Sc/B.E (Third Year)     |    I'll have to think about it...
>University of Tasmania    |    Email:  u906271@postoffice.utas.edu.au
>Australia                 |            u906271@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au
>- --------------------------------------------------------------------------

Do. Please do. Please, please do, Mr. Chew Hing Gum ... and then maybe
try walking, too.

N.                              \rperkins                               {J}
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: Civ: Pyramids in v3 emperor?
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 17:21:58 GMT

In comp.sys.ibm.pc.games article <by=1Hfg_3a@atlantis.psu.edu>
 ZST@ECLX.PSU.EDU (Zachary S Tseng) writes:
>
>
>Cheers,
>
>
>*******************************************************************************
>* Zachary S. Tseng           *  ZST - Admirer of Steffi, Henrietta, Shannon,  *
>*                            *         Summer, and Manon.                     *
>* Graduate Student,          *                                                *
>* Penn State University      *       But who the heck are they??              *
>*******************************************************************************
>* My ignorance is none of your business.                                      *
>*                                                                             *
>* "It was like that when I got here!" - Homer Simpson, The Simpsons           *
>* _MY_ signature file #2 - get your hands off it, NOW!                        *
>*******************************************************************************

"Admirer of Steffi, Henrietta, Shannon, Summer, and Manon."

As all you graduate students have probably already figured out,
these are the women that walk by Mr. Tseng's workstation on their
way to cheerleading practice.  Not that he's ever actually _spoken_
to them or anything.

If this is #2, I don't want it anyway.  I only collect originals.

While gazing upon this 79-column masterpiece, a thought sprang up:
I've been sitting here in front of my terminal for quite a few months now 
laughing at sigs with 80 columns and massive tab damage.  But it just 
occurred to me: what exactly is wrong with those things?  You're supposed
to edit out sigs when you follow up an article anyway--why should it matter 
if the sig self-destructs after being indented?  Heh.

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
like I really give a shit...
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Liz takes the lead in th' dicksize war
Keywords: neener[tm]
Date: 9 Oct 92 19:02:59 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

> liz@banzai.WPI.EDU (Mistress Elizabeth) sputters:

By the way, I can post from about
30 different machines on campus.

LIZ!@!!@!@

My, what a large ORGAN you have. I can only post from one.....

ps the eagles are ok for 14 yr olds to groove on, but......
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: iisakkil@lk-hp-7.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Subject: New contest, entry in alt.folklore.computers
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
	<1992Oct06.113419.9194@donau.et.tudelft.nl>
	<1992Oct9.021445.23009@samba.oit.unc.edu>
	<1992Oct9.122127.25325@geovision.gvc.com>
Date: 10 Oct 92 09:11:53 GMT

Score 1! [An amusing thread on the GNU "Hello, World" program]
pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin) writes:

>Yes, but we don't want to have to Copyleft apply to any derivative programs,
>like "Hello Canada", or "goodbye, cruel world", so we have to write our own.

>-- 
>Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
>(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
>"Beebelbrox, over here!" "No, Beebelbrox over here, who you?"
>"A friend." "Anybody's friend in particular, or just well disposed to people?"
--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
From: 01ksdavis@bsu-ucs.uucp (Rebel without a clue.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: The infamous Bumper sticker guy
Date: 14 Oct 92 00:12:52 GMT


	you've all seen my .sig, and I would like to say that
I am very honored that one of you decided it was worthwhile
enough to post here.  

	I don't expect you to change my grade, but the missing
border thingy was something I have been meaning to fix, I just
haven't the time.  

	What I *will* do is work on another new .sig, not use
any of the ones I have extracted, and when I have it, I will
post it with my normal newsgroups, or I could just post it 
here if you want me to.

	Does anybody want me to post the .sigs that I have
found?  If so, please me know.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: 8051 C compilier
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 23:13:40 GMT

In comp.sys.intel, iisakkil@lk-hp-7.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila) writes:
>markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark) writes:
>>I have a challenge for you.  Send me some of your C source (with documentation
>>if possible), and I'll write an assembly source from it, equivalent to it,
>>with about the same size as the C source.  Maybe smaller.
>Can I use one letter identifiers? :-)
>It's just nice to prototype the stuff quickly in C, maybe using real
>structured data and algorithms (gasp...). When I have the program
>running correctly, I'll rewrite bottom-up in assembly until it runs
>fast enough. Usually not needed at all, when simple time critical
>bit-banging (interrupt handlers and stuff like that) has been in
>assembly from the start.
>Manage linked lists in external RAM in 8051 assembly? No thanks...
>>Any C source at all will do. :)
>I'll keep your offer in mind, though...
>--
>Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software

Another one - this is too easy!

-- 
"At least noone[sic] has
 ever wasted more than
 *two* lines quoting *me*"
  - A[n almost] Haiku by The Meach  (With editing by C Squared and Rich)
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: On the Zwicky list
Date: 16 Oct 92 14:18:22 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: scs@iti.org (Steve Simmons)

In article <scs.719180679@hela.iti.org>, scs@iti (Steve Simmons) signs:
-- 
scs:  Currently tied for 2536th on the Zwicky list with `zwicky'.
-- 
The original article (in rec.arts.books) explains the signature.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Subject: ADMIN: Travaglia joins Our Lady of the Perpetually Warlorded
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501
Date: 13 Oct 92 23:49:48 GMT

In article <81629@ut-emx.uucp> swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum) writes:
>[ The dreaded Turbo Term sig]
>
>	I'm sure it's been done...
>

Yes it has, Steve! 

List of accolytes to Our Lady of the Perpetually Warlorded:

alex@bilver.uucp (Alex Matulich) (Come on --this isn't even over four lines!)
brianb@natinst.com (Br!an Bloom)
bdb@becker.GTS.ORG (Bruce Becker) (Mr. AEIOU)
crp5754@erfsys06.ca.boeing.com (chris payne)
dmatt@iastate.edu (Mr. Rock Out Naked)
earle@poseur.JPL.NASA.GOV (Greg Earle)
Frank@rover.uchicago.edu (Very bland)
gberigan@cse.unl.edu (The Crab Head thingie)
higgins@fnalb.fnal.gov (Bill Higgins-- Beam Jockey)
jym@mica.berkeley.edu (Jym Dyer)
kartano@vipunen.hut.fi (Mikko Kartano)
kludge@u.washington.edu (Moonman)
mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone)
ngsippel@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu (Norman "Muddy" Stimpy)
peter@sugar.neosoft.com (Peter da Silva) (He of the mutating sig)
philip@research.canon.oz.au (Philip Craig)
rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au (Rod Swift)
spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Paul Travaglia) <<<<<------------------new entry
stirling@ozrout.uucp (Stirling Westrup) (Mr. Bungee Sideways)
tabn3@isuvax.iastate.edu (Griffy)
walrus@bessel.umd.edu (Grig Larson)
warren@nysernet.org (Random sig of the form: The - is - but the - is -)

Remember, to enter the House the of Perpetually Warlorded, a sig has to be
warlorded by at least three frosh on three seperate occasions. The idea is 
if all beginning warlorders would take the time to use 'nn -sBecker -mxX'
 or 'nn -nBecker -mxX' to show Mr. Becker's sig, for instance, and continue
down the list, this would:

1) Act as a compressed, yet current photo album of a lot of ugly sigs
   ...which is why you're reading this group, right?

2) Get frosh experienced with the most common and easy finds quickly, so they
   get the basics out of the way and can actually find something new, unusual
   and interesting.

3) Answer the question quickly of "Has been this been done before?"

4) Avoid frosh from getting mailboxes stuffed with messages saying
   "It's been done before."

Actually, considering the number of people on a.f.w, I find it interesting
that the collision list is so small still. I mean, 60 sigs a day once
we filter out followups, most of which are original finds, for (it's been
three weeks since I last amended this list) almost a thousand new sigs
found without collision. 

This either means that people are using the list more, or frosh
are becoming smarter at recognising bait. *I* hope it the later, actually.


--
George F. McQuary 
"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: me@grmbl.saar.de (Martin Emmerich)
Subject: Re: Modem-Terminal-Emulation
Reply-To: me@grmbl.saar.de
Organization: ME Inc.
Distribution: de.comp.sys.apple
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 09:58:36 GMT

In <FELIX.92Oct2163325@korso.cs.tu-berlin.de> felix@opal.tu-berlin.de (Felix Cornelius) writes:


>Ich bin Mac Classic I Besitzer und kaum Benutzer.

He's a Mac Classic I owner. I know that this is a hard lot, but
does it justify to sign with this monster?

>--
>Felix
>___   _________    ___                  ________________________ 
>|    /  /____ /\  /__/\  Felix Cornelius     privat : 622 23 76| 
>|   /  /_\____\/ _\__\/___    ___ TU Berlin    FB 20 Informatik|
>|  /  /____/\   /  /\  \  \  /  / FR 6-1     Franklinstr. 28/29|
>  /  /\____\/  /  / /   \  \/  /  Raum 3026      1000 Berlin 10|
> /  / /       /  / /     >    <   (030) 314-23591       (phone)|
>/__/ /       /__/ /     /  /\  \  (030) 314-23516       (faxxx)|
>\__\/        \__\/     /__/  \__\ felix@cs.tu-berlin.de (email)|
>herresistzeitdersommerwarsehrgrosslegdeinenschattenaufdiesonnenu
>hrenundindenflurenlassdiewindelos#befiehldenletztenfruechtenvoll
>zuseingibihnennochzweisuedlicheretagedraengesiezurvollendunghinu
>ndjagedieletztesuesseindenschwerenwein#werjetztkeinhaushatbautsi
>chkeinesmehrwerjetztalleinistwirdeslangebleibenwirdschreibenlese
>nlangebriefeschreibenundwirdindenalleenhinundherunruhigwandernwe
>nndieblaettertreiben.....................................rmrilke
>-- 
>___   _________    ___                  ________________________ 
>|    /  /____ /\  /__/\  Felix Cornelius     privat : 622 23 76| 
>|   /  /_\____\/ _\__\/___    ___ TU Berlin    FB 20 Informatik|
>|  /  /____/\   /  /\  \  \  /  / FR 6-1     Franklinstr. 28/29|

At least his NEWS software showed some consideration and cutted
off the rest of the repetition of the monster.

-- 
Martin  Emmerich   <--- this is a warlord-proof   <--- this is
me@grmbl.saar.de        signature                      not
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Bumper Sticker
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 21:36:01 GMT

In alt.folklore.computers, 
01ksdavis@bsu-ucs.uucp (Rebel without a clue.) signs:

> ______________________________________________________________________________
>|Kyle S. Davis				                                       |
>|2000HD	1MbRAM//                                Hot VWs               1973     |
>|1084s       //  Only Amiga makes it possible,    \/   Take 2 home-   311      |
>|Oki 20   \\//   All others make it plausible.   \/\/  They're small.          |
>|
>|______________________________________________________________________________|

80 column club, amiga check, VW symbol!, car stats, computer stats, a
moderate amount of tab damage, and one of the lines of the border is
missing.  Add some phone numbers and addresses, and a rush quote, and we're
just about in sig nirvana.

Rebel without a clue, indeed...

-- 
Paul Tomblin
The Meach told me to stop doing it, but I couldn't help myself...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: Announcing the availability of XFree86 1.1
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 01:52:23 GMT

In too many groups to mention, chip@tct.com (Chip Salzenberg) writes:

> Works for me.
> -- 
> Chip Salzenberg at Teltronics/TCT  <chip@tct.com>, <73717.366@compuserve.com>
>    "I am truly as big a genius as all other Rush fans." -- Bruce Bufalini

Nothing to warlord, really, but I thought I'd post this here for the
enjoyment of those who knew and loved Bruce.

WTFIIWCAHRQ?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: You know you have ...
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 11:59:09 GMT

In alt.folklore.computers, tlukka@vipunen.hut.fi (Tuomas Lukka) signs:

>	TJL
>-- 
> /--\  TJL -- Tuomas J. Lukka  tlukka@vipunen.hut.fi IIIIIIIII -------    Just
>/-\ o\        Puistokaari 1E18  _________--------------------+    I  J     go
>\o \-/        00200 Helsinki    --------I GONE FISHING AGAIN ->   I        to
> \__/  SIGh.. Finland T. +358-0-6923924 /---------------------    L___    sleep..

Do those 'I's look like something else in the Finnish character set, or
don't they have vertical bars?

Too bad about his cat - as you can see from the barphic on the left, it's
had a terrible accident.

-- 
Paul Tomblin
The Meach turned me back into a frog.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: iisakkil@lk-hp-13.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Subject: Re: You know you have ...
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
Date: 13 Oct 92 08:44:59 GMT

tlukka@vipunen.hut.fi (Tuomas Lukka) writes:

>	TJL
>-- 
> /--\  TJL -- Tuomas J. Lukka  tlukka@vipunen.hut.fi IIIIIIIII -------    Just
>/-\ o\        Puistokaari 1E18  _________--------------------+    I  J     go
>\o \-/        00200 Helsinki    --------I GONE FISHING AGAIN ->   I        to
> \__/  SIGh.. Finland T. +358-0-6923924 /---------------------    L___    sleep..

Shit. I'm glad I don't have to use that host anymore. Gone fishing
again to sleep under that gallows tree?

--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Uzi SMG: Desert Performance
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 14:04:29 GMT

In sci.military, a warlorders paradise,
pfloyd@titan.ucc.umass.edu (BlackWing Restorations, Ltd.) signs:

>pf
>
>-------------===========**********===========-------------
>	       BlackWing Restorations, Ltd.
>            Investigations, Personal Security
>               and Restorations a specialty
>
>     Can be reached via the following Internet address:
>		pfloyd@titan.students.umass.edu
>
>No case to easy, no fee too large, no ammunition expenditure
>too gratuitous. no body count too high... call now for an
>inexpensive consultation.

Yeck!  13 lines of stupidity and violence.

-- 
Two out of three warlorders surveyed stated that Theakston's Old Peculier is
the best beer in the entire world.  (Nick wants me to buy him one, though -
here's a virtual #2.25 - go to Asda and get a three pack)
From: liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Mistress Elizabeth)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Semen taste
Date: 17 Oct 1992 04:25:40 GMT
Organization: WPI - so much stress we're giving it away!
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigwpi.wpi.edu
Keywords: semen

In article <1bnvbnINN5a4@agate.berkeley.edu> jcripe@garnet.berkeley.edu 
(Janice E. Cripe) writes:
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Sorry, no clever .sig this time, but for a real good one
>see my post on semen in alt.sex!
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Um...yeah.

						--Liz

--
Liz Stewart	liz@wpi.wpi.edu		lizzie@gnu.ai.mit.edu	IRC: Venus
		This is my Usenet-corrrect .sig
		N	E	E	N	E	R
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: GGBJ???
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 23:28:26 GMT

rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. "The Perkster" Perkins) writes:
>In article <92282.020510SAB121@psuvm.psu.edu> SAB121@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
>>...Sal
>> ______________________________________________________________________
>>| Salvatore A. Buttice              |  BITNet: SAB121@PSUVM            |
>>| 1511 State Street    _____________|__InterNET: sab121@psuvm.psu.edu__|
>>| Erie, PA 16501      |  My opinions are my own.  They are subject to  |
>>|_____________________|   change at short notice.  PSU had nothing to  |
>>|_APPLE_II_FOREVER!!!_|___do_with_my_opinions,_I_formed_them_long_ago._|
>>|________________<This_space_intentionally_left_blank>_________________|
>
>
>boring border....
>oh, and they asked for the ggbj. a bad sign. the disclaimer's even boring. 
>a most unremarkable overlong sig. 

I disagree.  Mr. Buttice's use of the combined text/border sections has
a great deal of promise--may save TONS of bandwidth!  What would normally
have been an 11-line sig is only 7.  Personally, I'm thrilled.

Also, I'd like to congratulate you on your amazing self control.
It takes quite a person to resist making a joke about the name
"Salvatore A. Buttice".


>bah.

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Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
what is the frequency, Kenneth?
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