HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Whatever happened to Amy S. Kahn?
Date: 23 Nov 1992 17:46:56 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <1992Nov23.041911.6861@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech) writes:
>Whatever happened to Amy S Khan,
>riding the net alone
[...doot, dedoot, dedoot, doot-dedoot-doot...]
>don't tell me NOBODY else thought of this..

Nobody else ever bought records off the television before...

				--Blair
				  "We'd like to dissect you;
				   would that be okay?
From: sol@cogsci.ed.ac.uk (Ana)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: VERY SHAMEFUL CONFESSION
Date: 21 Nov 92 00:49:19 GMT
	<1992Nov18.171433.17687@spider.co.uk>
Organization: Chaos
In-reply-to: andrewc@spider.co.uk's message of 18 Nov 92 17:14:33 GMT


In article <1992Nov18.171433.17687@spider.co.uk> andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:

   We don't have sex in England,  it was wiped out (along with rabies) 
   in the 50's

   I think the Scots nicked it.

The Scots!@!

HAW HAW HAW!!!@@

The SCOTS HAVIN SEX@!@

haw... eh.

a (not)
--
Guy Fawkes died for *you*.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: X-Industries product sighting
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 19:25:12 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Nov17.024048.29383@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
>Prologue:
>I visited friends in SF last night, in the neighborhood north of Golden 
>Gate Park where my brother used to live.  (What's that section called, 
>anyway?  Nemmine.)  They showed me their souvenir of San Diego.
>
>Hot-Lix -- tequila-flavored lollipop, with worm.
>
>"Hot-Lix [tm]   
>"Ingredients: Hydrogenated vegetable starch hydrolysate,
>Insect larva, natural and artificial flavors and colors."
>
>Some points to consider:
>1) I particularly like the correct use of the singular "larva";
>2) I have never heard of "hydrogenated starch hydrolysate" before,
>   despite my being an inveterate reader of ingredients lists;
>3) I did not taste it -- it remains neatly wrapped;
>4) We jointly came up with the slogan "How many licks does it
>   take to get to the insect larva center of a Hot-Lix pop?
>   The World May Never Know" [tm You Know Who];
>5) The lollipop was well-nigh perfectly transparent, so those
>   natural and artificial colors must have fallen outside the
>   unaugmented human visual range.  
>   (I'm guessing on this, as I don't use augments or cybernetic visual 
>   implants myself; they seem sort of puerile and passe' these days.)


My sister sent me a box of these from LA.  

No, I didn't try one.

They came with a package of salt and a lemon-lime candy slice.

The ingredients also refer to the insect larva as Tenebrio Molitar.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
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From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Internet marriages
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 18:06:07 GMT

In article <1992Nov18.151427.1564@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
|SO SAYETH ASK:

|>Actually, I know of two people who met on a bbs via internet and are now
|>getting married.  They haven't met each other yet... haven't even seen
|>photos of each other...  

|well, hopefully, whoever is performing this marraige will do the smart
|thing; ie convert the wedding chapel into a gas chamber and put these
|two hapless nerds out of their misery.

I understand that X Industries is handling the catering.

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: dgross@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dave Gross)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep attends the coronation, part IV
Date: 24 Nov 92 04:21:27 GMT
Organization: Manumission:  The Campus Men's Forum

Swattered gum covers drooped over the landscape, where only the
previous three Sundays there had stood emaciated pheasants, richly
embroidered, as far as the eye could see.  I fought the urge to
improvise. Leakey cum Leakey, I thought, could still be on the ward,
and it is after all, more to the point, sweeps week.  Fucking Milli
Vanilli ruined it for all of us.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: Re: Choose my .Signature
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 19:05:05 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: University of Utah

In article <28482@castle.ed.ac.uk> marks@castle.ed.ac.uk (Mark Steyn) writes:

Hi Mark Stain, with a name like that, I'll bet you are a prodigy at
soiling your underwear.  Perhaps I can help you find a new signature.

   Number one - the old signature:

   ? As long as the youngest child is free to dream ? Mark Steyn :          ?
   ? In the forest that we call imagination         ? marks@castle.ed.ac.uk ?
   ? There shall always be a Unicorn                ? mpjs@dcs.ed.ac.uk     ?

   Number two - the new and improved signature:

   ? Look within the hearts of mortal men and see, ? Mark Steyn :          ?
   ? The Hopes, Dreams and Wishes of a world,      ? marks@castle.ed.ac.uk ?
   ? Guarded under lock and key.                   ? mpjs@dcs.ed.ac.uk     ?


Number three - the newer, and partially plagiarized signature:

   ? Ah but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, ? Mark Stain :          ?
   ? and his scrotum should hang                   ? marks@castle.ed.ac.uk ?
   ? Outside his abdominal cavity.                 ? mpjs@dcs.ed.ac.uk     ?

Let me know if you also need help soiling your underwear.

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Death of Superman
Organization: People's Equality Army Recruiting Center
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 15:00:51 EST


Ah HA HA hA HA
hehe hehehehehe
OH

OH HO HO HO HO HO
ahh   ahh

hahaha ha HAAAah!!
heh   heh haha 
uht

huh

ha



handel "do i burn in hell for this?" low

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jessop@ljohub.enet.dec.com (Class Dinosauria)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.net.personalities
Subject: Re: My postbag this morning
Date: 19 Nov 92 17:20:55 GMT
Reply-To: jessop@ljohub.enet.dec.com (Class Dinosauria)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation


>   And why do you ask what we think and then say "no comments from the
>   peanut gallery"?

Because I like to contradict myself.  NO I DON'T!

Actually...  I knew I would get things like...

>   I just thought you were summing up your personality in one line of
>   nothing! :-)

Heh heh!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Girlfriend
X-Xxdate: Mon, 16 Nov 92 13: 39:10 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 13:34:03 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.052219.18692@wetware.com> Dr. Robert,
mlegare@wetware.com writes:
>] It's probably correlated;  I've never met an Amy over 5'0" tall.          
   g
>] ___
>] Small samples.
>
>
>
>Ami Geiger Legare:  5' 3/4"
>
>
>so there
>

spelling counts.  


Next?


.sigs are passe...
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Kosher
Date: 16 Nov 1992 20:45:23 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com

In article <1992Nov13.222746.29778@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>and on a side note, how much money did bush spend in office? more than
>all of us on t.b. have ever SEEN in our lifetime combined.

He spent more ON his office than etc., etc.

				--Blair
				  "And just leave that corner
				   of the Flokati rug loose...
				   that one, over by the broom..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Choose my .Signature
Followup-To: alt.fan.warlord
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 17:23:28 GMT

both of the choices are pretentious beyond belief.
From: kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: SHORT SHAMEFUL GLEE
Date: 18 Nov 92 14:09:07 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

I was finally put in charge of the computer books section of the bookstore.
The first thing I did was send back all of the Apple computer books.

 -- ASK
(I kept the Amiga stuff, though, because I also got the humor section)
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short astonished confession: I wanna be Princess Di
Date: 23 Nov 1992 17:45:38 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Distribution: world
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: jd-next.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Keywords: kill, kill, kill

In article <1er55iINNmlt@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu>  
jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
$ (4 postings of the same shit)

Sorry. No more posts until I thrash the admin of the news system here.  
Damn thing is buggier every day. 
--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shamefull Physics
From: Mark Joseph Delano <md4y+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 12:31:30 -0500 
 <0f2GPS200WBL42qUkk@andrew.cmu.edu><1ebr2vINNk5e@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu>
Organization: Freshman, MCS general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

>In article <0f2GPS200WBL42qUkk@andrew.cmu.edu> Mark Joseph >Delano
<md4y+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>>>In article <sf1xZhq00aw4QgymAU@andrew.cmu.edu> Mark Joseph >Delano
>><md4y+@andrew
>>>.cmu.edu> writes:                                          ^^^^^^
>>>.... Delano???
>>>5150
>>>you've got some `splainin' to do, ajd
>>I wanna hear what he has to say too.

>you've had years for that, mark.

Yeah, but I just never bothered
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Fucking slow newsfeeds
Date: 22 Nov 92 23:16:47 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona

In article <aTX-r*1q0@prolix.apana.org.au> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
>Of the 101 articles in talk.bizarre, over half of them were from
>a week ago. Sheesh. Slow newsfeeds suck.

Well, if you'd come in from sheep-buggering more than once
a fortnight you could stay caught up!

				--Blair
				  "Stuff a kangaroo up 
				   your arse, sport."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Revelation
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 13:14:50 GMT

... Suddenly it came clear, clear as 10-Budweiser urine on an
Autumn morning.

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mattd@cltr.uq.oz.au (Matthew Deshon)
Subject: Re: VERY SHAMEFUL CONFESSION
Organization: Centre for Language Teaching and Research, Uni of Queensland, AUSTRALIA.
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 14:01:24 GMT

andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:

>We don't have sex in England,  it was wiped out (along with rabies) 
>in the 50's

>I think the Scots nicked it.

Did you know that the Irish introduced the Scots to bagpipes?

They still haven't gotten the joke.

matt

--
Matt Deshon	  				
Applications Programmer,                     "And all my instincts they return,
Centre for Language Teaching and Research     The grand facade so soon will burn
University of Queensland		      Without a noise, without my pride
email : mattd@cltr.uq.oz.au		      I reach out from the inside."
Phone : +61 7 365 6915				- Peter Gabriel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: ssc
Keywords: Mr. Bad Example
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 21:54:02 GMT

In <1992Nov18.194446.20486@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
>In article <1992Nov17.072029.14511@netcom.com>, 
>  guycole@netcom.com (Guy Cole) writes:
>> I have a secret urge to hear Rush do a cover of "Achey Breaky Heart" [tm].
>Have you ever noticed that the words to "Do the Hokey Pokey" match perfectly 
>with the tune of "Achy Breaky Heart"?  

To the tune of "Oh My Darling (Clementine)":

Freude, schoener
	Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus
	Elysium,

Wir betreten
	Feuertrunken
Himmlische
	dein Heiligtum.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.net.personalities
From: jessop@ljohub.enet.dec.com (Class Dinosauria)
Subject: Re: My postbag this morning
Reply-To: jessop@ljohub.enet.dec.com (Class Dinosauria)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 20:17:40 GMT


You guys are brutal!

Ok ok... I'll give this some more serious thought...  not htat I'm really 
CAPABLE of it... but I can at least FAKE it...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Elevators
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 23:03:52 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <gerald.721806842@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>
>>I wouldn't argue with you about this.  I do have a basic aversion to buildings
>>that are more than four or five stories.  And you would never catch me riding
>>up the side of a building in one of those glass elevators.
>
>I live in Toronto. Buffalo is a 2-hour drive away.
>I can see it from my 32nd-floor window.

I live in Framingham, Mass where the tallest buildings have at most 6 stories.
Which is about right for most route 128 and 495 high tech companies.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: jelly
X-Xxdate: Mon, 23 Nov 92 20: 57:39 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 20:52:03 GMT

In article <1992Nov23.001339.1516@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> patrick finerty,
pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu writes:  (with the scan cleaned up a little)

>(sorta)			i'd like to buy the world some jam
>(sorta)			and feed it through a straw.

				i'd pump a million tons of Grape
				into its gaping maw.


John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                                            it's the re-al thing...
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
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From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Organization: The Turing Project, Charlottesville Virginia.
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 16:56:26 GMT

in talk.bizarre, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
)In article <Bxss3z.Arz@news.cso.uiuc.edu> thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox) writes:
)>
)>I have purchased 2007 CDs so far this month.
)>but the total was less than $5000...

Obviously a fan of classical music, The Best of Slim Whitman, Blue
Saude Shoe's Christmas: A Tribute to Elvis Presley, Bonnie Franklin
Sings Cole Porter, Little Women Read by Patrick Stewart, The Bee-Gees:
A Thru Z, and Sound Effects #7.

carasso,
music critic
...

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Lunch
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 15:24:42 GMT

Jeff Lanter (jlanter@spider.wri.com) wrote:
: In <t.b> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
: 
: >In article <gerald.721593596@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
: >>Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
: >
: >Pot. Kettle. Black.
: 
: Tea pot.
: 
: Mr. Earl Grey Kettle.
: 
: Hotblack Desiato.
: 
: The circle is now complete.  <sigh>
 
How about

Gun. Head. Bang.

--
---Alfvaen("Now their duet has become a trio, layeeyodelayeeyodeloo")
"Lucille was secretly thrilled when Norman sucked her toaster."
   ---B. Kliban
Current Album--The Adventures
Current Read--Karen Wehrstein:Lion's Heart
From: sharpmn@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Matthew N. Sharp)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Threatening
Date: 18 Nov 92 06:26:12 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:
>
>Oh Boy, You Americans sure do get het up over a little joke about threatening
>your presidents life.
>
>Threaten the life of the British Prime Minister, John 'I am a Robot' Major. I
>can gaurentee noone will report you to anyone. They may offer financial 
>assistance though !


Unless, of course, you are Irish, in which case you are reported to the
government of your own country and Britain's.

And you can forget about that offer of financial assistance, too.





Matthew N. Sharp, more upset about the financial assistance bit
matthew@symphony.cc.purdue.edu
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From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Subject: Re: A quote looking for a context
Organization: crystallized eggs
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 05:08:51 GMT

ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:

My relative, the famous gynocologic researcher, smiled at me from behind
his white mask.  "Cheri," he said, in his inimitable French accent, "zees
procedure will make me famous.  I freezes the ova, and zen later zey can
be unfrozed."

"That's great, Jacques," I replied. "But what's the point?  Don't they do
this kind of stuff already, freezing ova and embryos?"

"Ah," he exclaimed, snapping a pair of rubber gloves, "My own addition have
solved certain problems.  I has brought zees procedure in at a much lower cost.
Zat is where you come in, my rich American _familie_."

"Go on," I said.

"We will _sell_ frozen eggs at a low cost!  Sufficient to-- how you say--
refertilize the sousands of women who want to bear children..."

"With a little bit of profit, franchise, and patents for us, I suppose,"
said I, catching his drift.

"Oui!  Fran-chay-zes!  I have not sought of zat."  With his gloved hand, 
he carefully extracted a bottle of chilled champagne from a nearby cooler.
"You see?  With your money and ex-per-tise and my _brilliance_, we gets rich!
Now, a toast," he said, popping the bottle.
>"Cold eggs, couisine, has not been sufficiently exploited."

--Zvi

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From: thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet)
Subject: Re: List of accepted INTERCHI papers with abstracts (LONG)
Organization: International Foundation for Internal Freedom
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 20:00:18 GMT


>The following is a list of the 62 papers accepted for the INTERCHI
>conference out of the 330 submissions.
>

...

>Iterative Methodology and Designer Training in Human-Computer Interface
>Design
>   George Bailey, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
>A promising method for user interface design is the iterative design
>methodology. ...

Be afraid.  Be very afraid.

So, what kind of program is the user interface for?

It wouldn't be for BOGUS GENEALOGY, now would it?

-- 

Lance Norskog

Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sgparker@eos.ncsu.edu
Subject: ssc
Originator: sgparker@c00752-400wi.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: sgparker@eos.ncsu.edu
Organization: NCSU Project Eos -- Jesus built my DECstation
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 21:08:39 GMT


i hummed "Y.M.C.A." while excreting.

-- 
/* sgparker@eos.ncsu.edu */
/* Scott Parkerson:  Sophomore, CSC/COE @ NCSU */
#include <std_quote.h>
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From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Have you lamented a Ford lately?
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 00:18:29 GMT

In article <74272@apple.apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
|Scott Dorsey:
||A friend of mine bought a 1982 Escort.  For those of you who don't know, th
||Escort has an engine designed and constructed by Renault....
|
|You can stop right there.

What is it with bad cars that cause people to buy them over and
over? I've observed this phenomenon at work:

"We've had five Cavaliers, and they've all had problems."
  "Why did you buy the third one?"
"Huh?"

"We've had four Renaults, and *all* of them have had brake problems."
  "Then why do you keep buying them?"
"Well, they're good cars."
  "Huh? For what, suicide?"
  (In this case, the ladys' husband weighed about 300lb, and they
  were driving a LeCar, which might explain the braking problem.)



-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: tka2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TOMER AMIT)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Old MacDonald
Date: 22 Nov 92 17:13:05 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

Old Macdonald had a farm,
e i, e i, o,
and on the farm he got shot.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: WHAT NOISY CATS ARE WE (was Re: IT'S A MAN-RAY KINDA SKY (was Re: I'M SORRY (was Re: CALLING ALL RADIO TRANSMITTERS!)))
X-Xxdate: Thu, 19 Nov 92 13: 57:36 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
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Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 13:52:15 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.210112.6242@telesciences.com> SRS Consultant,
srscnslt@telesciences.com writes:
>>I was rather disappointed to realize that they were just
>>recycling bad REM lyrics.
>
>	I hadn't realized there was any other kind.
>
>Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com		slave@work
>			emrys@cellar.org			god@home
>
>"Stand, on hills of long forgotten yesterdays..."
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Stand in the place where you work.


.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                                     Now face north by northeast...
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
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From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Artemis Deserts Me
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 01:17:46 GMT

In article <Bxu3uD.J34@rice.edu> caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
>This Sunday I crouched in my deer stand from 5:20 in the morning until almost
>noon.  It was cold and wet and misty, and I'm pretty sure somebody has screwed
>up the sights on my thirty-thirty.  There was no beer.  
                                                  ^^^^
Thought you were hunting for _deer_. 

Maybe not.
From: dgross@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dave Gross)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep explores the subject/object dichotomy, part XI
Date: 24 Nov 92 04:30:16 GMT
Organization: Manumission:  The Campus Men's Forum

Marilyn giggled and exposed her neck after puncturing Richard's hand
with a salad fork. Her dress was caught on a snag in the astroturf.
But if it was just a ploy, those outside of the front row never told a
soul. Or the pope. Or the cardinal. The Cardinal! I almost forgot!
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From: josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes)
Subject: Life imitates dreck
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 16:29:57 GMT

There's a construction site across the street from my 
office, and a big truck pulled in there this morning
with a large drill on the back, and the word SCHWING
in big letters on the side.

Which came first, I wonder.

-the doc
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