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From: mj_brewe@lemon.uwe.ac.uk (M Brewer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: 11 Dec 92 20:59:03 GMT
Organization: The University of the West of England (The Magic Roundabout)

In article <1992Dec5.081427.16666@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth) writes:
|> In article <1992Dec3.232445.8497@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu> johnk@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (John J Kuszewski) writes:
|> >In article <1992Nov19.182208.2167@makesys.com> john@makesys.com (John Turman) writes:
|> >>How about TOYOTA - Take Only Your Ordure To America
|> >>	for those of you without a dictionary ordure
|> >>	is another word for feces.
|> >>
|> >>Or DODGE - Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
|> >>
|> >>Or NISSAN - Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises
|> >>	    Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now
|> >>
|> >>Or FORD - Fucker Only Runs Damaged
|> >>
|> >No, it's Fix Or Repair Daily.
|> >
|> Sounds like my girlfriend's Ford Escort.
|> 
 You poor americans have escorts too. 
In GB if you have a ford and your going out for the evening use your escorts 
car (it might get you there !-)

Mark

ps Merry Xmas!
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: LJ03933@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM
Subject: Xmas ascii (4)
Organization: Lockheed Missiles & Space Company, Inc.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 16:06:14 GMT



                                   *
                                   *
                                  ***
                                 *****
                                *******
                               *********
                             *************                A
                                *******
                              ***********                VERY
                            ***************
                          *******************            MERRY
                              ***********
                            ***************            CHRISTMAS
                          *******************
                        ***********************         AND MY
                            ***************
                          *******************         BEST WISHES
                        ***********************
                      ***************************     FOR THE NEXT
                                 ******
                                 ******                   YEAR
                                 ******


         Merry   Christmas   to  all,  and  to  all  a  good  Night !
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: emstewar@unix.amherst.edu (EMILY MAUREEN STEWART)
Subject: Re: Mad Magazine Parodies
Organization: Amherst College
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 18:44:51 GMT

messer,wendy k (wkm1@nestor.cc.bellcore.com) wrote:
> I'm trying to find out where I can find some very old issues of Mad
> Magazine that contained the following items (not in the same issue):
> 
> 1.  Christmas Carols, including "Boom the Cherry Bombs Explode" and
>     "Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy"
>  
> 2.  The Primer to Classic Poetry
> 
> Probably somewheres in the mid-60's timeframe
> 
> Thanks!
> wkm
> 
Finding the original magazines may not be easy, but these songs are probably in
the paperbacks that are periodically published as a rehash of the magazine
material, and I've found that used-book stores usually have these in ample 
supply.  Look especially for, I think, _The_MAD_Sing-a-long_.  Email me after
Xmas break and I'll be able to give you more bibliographical info.

ObJoke:
Michael Jackson's voice changed when he went through puberty...and became an
octave higher.
(From "The MAD hate book volume III")

|\__|V|__/|  Emily Stewart
|   |v|   |  emstewart@amherst.edu
|  _ V _  |  --------
 \ \| |/ /   "Reality is a collective hunch."
|\ \   / /|                        --Lily Tomlin
|__\ V /__|
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: splummer@abacus.bates.edu (Sarah Plummer)
Subject: Owa tana Siam
Organization: Bates College, Lewiston, Maine
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 07:14:10 GMT
Originator: splummer@abacus.bates.edu


In some past rec.humor article, Koushik writes:
..not really Latin, but back when I was in the Boy Scouts, we would sometimes
get a bunch of Tenderfeet to kneel in front of
a fire and chant:

Owa tana Siam

After listening to a few repetitions of this, what you hear is

Oh what an ass I am...



-Koushik "Oh, what an ass I am."

And in THIS article, Sarah Plummer writes:
Actually, I was the "mascot" for my brother's boy scout troop, which
meant I went to all the meetings with my Dad and brother, and let
all the boys beat me up and hang me from rafters, etc., but they took
the dog camping with them, not me.

But anyways, they would have these skits which they would do to all the
new members of the troop during the camping trips.  There would be one
scout, sitting on a chair, with a robe on and a towel wrapped around his
head like a turban, and they had to talk to the Swami to be initiated.
The Swami would make them repeat they proper chant to become parts of
the troop, and the chants were either

Owa tagoo Siam
Owa tafoo Liam
Owa tajer Kiam
etc, with any 2 syllable word that could fit.  The boys all had fun
with it.  I of course, was told this secondhand, because I was of
a lesser status than our dog, and I couldn't camp with them, but he 
was able.  Life's wierd that way, huh?


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From: Dean_Wagner@aldhfn.akron.oh.us (Dean_Wagner)
Subject: ST and ST:TNG spoofs wanted
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Summary: 
Keywords: 
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: 14 Dec 92 22:41:09 EST
Organization: Auldhaefen Associates

The subject pretty much says it all.  I'm looking for spoofs to Star Trek
and Star Trek: The Next Gen.  Please _mail_ them to me at this address. 
There's too much traffic on this group to look for anything.


--
Dean Wagner                        Nothing matters but the weekend
Dean_Wagner@aldhfn.akron.oh.us    From a Tuesday point of view
bx451@cleveland.freenet.edu             -Switch into Glide, The Kings
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: murali@iris.polymer.uakron.edu (Murali Cotah)
Subject: one more irish joke
Organization: Institute of Polymer Science, University of Akron
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 05:58:34 GMT

Keywords: 

2 brothers - irish - get a horse (each) as xmas gift. Now the difficulty sets in - which horse belongs to whom - so the elder one takes a knife & cuts one ear of an (his!) horse & says "this horse belongs to ya". Coincidentally, the other horse also suffers the same misfortune by a freak accident.
Then the elder brother cuts the other ear & the other horse also manages to loose its other ear.
Removal of body parts go on - till they come down to 4 legs and a head. The brothers are at a loss-
after couple of days of thinking - the elder one gets a brain wave - "brother, i have come up with a good solution - white horse is yours and black is mine". 
cotah
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: wkm1@nestor.cc.bellcore.com (messer,wendy k)
Subject: Mad Magazine Parodies
Organization: Bellcore, Livingston, NJ
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 16:19:21 GMT

I'm trying to find out where I can find some very old issues of Mad
Magazine that contained the following items (not in the same issue):

1.  Christmas Carols, including "Boom the Cherry Bombs Explode" and
    "Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy"
 
2.  The Primer to Classic Poetry

Probably somewheres in the mid-60's timeframe

Thanks!
wkm

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dsohl@spock.uucp (Daniel Sohl)
Subject: Re: Where do jokes get started?
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 20:42:07 GMT

>There are so many jokes out there that I have heard from a variety of
>different people in different parts of the country.  The question is,
>who makes up these old jokes?  Does the stork bring them?  Are they
>all a matter of the collective conscience?  Is there a joke God?  What
>up?

There is a great story by the late Isaac Asimov that adresses this
question. It is called The Jokester. You might want to read it sometime.
-- 
"Life is like a grapefruit."     *                       -- Dan Sohl
"Er, how so?"                    *****************************************
"Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow on the outside, pink and squidgy on the*
 inside. Oh, yeah, and some people have half a one for breakfast."       *
From: mbkomor@anableps.berkeley.edu (<*>^<*>-meriday-<*>^<*>)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ASCII Girl - Merry Holidays!
Date: 18 Dec 1992 13:11:47 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: anableps.berkeley.edu
Summary: eeek!
Keywords: omigosh!  <*BLUSH!!*>  ...wicked, *wicked* green wizard!

hmmm....

you *imp!* -this is without a doubt the *loveliest* greeting card on the net!

Thank you, Mike! -You have an *excellent* memory. And you are a *wonderful*
artist! :)

*Happy* *Holidays*, *Everybody!* :)

*Best,*

-Meriday Beth

mbkomor@mica.berkeley.edu |$2/min. @ (900) 329-4040 ext.899 "-E.T. bill to
<...ok, mike, i'll grow my hair long again...>                own phone!"
From: cmh@eng.cam.ac.uk (C.M. Hicks)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Those commands for UNIX
Date: 14 Dec 92 12:18:41 GMT
Organization: cam.eng

ztesler@nyx.cs.du.edu (Zachariah Tesler) writes:

>Hey everybody!!!
>I know this is sooo long time ago, can somebody mail me a list of those funny
>commands when executed (resultant, actually)
>like,
>Light : Cannot smoke
>or something stupider..

This one works here:

$ man why did you get a divorce?
man: Too many arguments

Christopher
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 cmh@uk.ac.cam.eng    |                        ...you need a bigger hammer.
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From: bearce@hpcc01.corp.hp.com (Phil Bearce)
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 19:47:27 GMT
Subject: Top 10 Reasons.......
Organization: the HP Corporate notes server
Newsgroups: rec.humor

The Top Ten Reasons Christmas is better in Russia than in the USA.


10.   Radio Mosow doesn't have that barking dog record.

 9.   Yule twig is easier to light than a Yule log.

 8.   Toilet paper makes a great stocking stuffer.

 7.   Russian winter keeps relatives from visiting.

 6.   Finding lump of coal in stocking not all that bad.

 5.   Easy to find parking space at mall (tough part is finding mall)

 4.   Eggnog has less egg and more nog.

 3.   One-Yak-open-sleigh is much more fun than one-horse-open-sliegh.

 2.   12 hour workday discourages people from making homemade gifts.


And the number one reason why Christmas is better in Russia that in the USA is:


 1.   No chance at all of seeing "It's a Very Brady Christmas".
________________________________________________________________
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From: steely@maths.tcd.ie (Conor Hogan)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Ways to Say Someone's Crazy
Keywords: phrases crazy
Organization: Dept. of Maths, Trinity College, Dublin, Ireland.
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 18:29:17 GMT

How about fucked in the head.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Popcicle Head Syndrome  |  "You can write or yell or croon about it...........
 steely@maths.tcd.ie     |   paint about it...act about it...shit it out in
 <man with the ham>      |   mobiles...SO LONG AS YOU DON'T GO OUT AND DO IT.."
----------------------------------------------(W.S.Burroughs aka God)---------
From: jld7@jaguar.uofs.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: History of the World...?? (tnx)
Date: 11 Dec 92 18:16:34 GMT
Organization: University of Scranton

I just wanted to thank everyone who also thought that the "History of the World
According to Student Bloopers" was funny enough to e - mail me a copy. Hope to
post something good again soon! --- Jennifer
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.soviet
From: libkind@hdlite.enet.dec.com (Sam Libkind)
Subject: Re: some Soviet emigre restaurant jokes
Reply-To: libkind@hdlite.enet.dec.com (Sam Libkind)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 20:33:12 GMT


In article <roelle.724709206@uars_mag>, roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle) writes:
|> 
|> Bu Lhel, qba'g or fhpu n cevpxyrff nffubyr.  Whfg jevgr lbhe tbqqnza fuvg
|> va Ratyvfu, bx?
|> 
|> Bcvavbaf ner abg gubfr bs rzcyblre, pyvragf, be pyvrag'f phfgbzref.
|> 
|> Curt
|> 
|> 
|> 
What does VCurt mean?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cravener@uhunix.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (Patty Cravener)
Subject: Re: Where do jokes get started?
Organization: University of Hawaii
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 17:24:31 GMT

In article <1992Dec13.204207.10776@spock.UUCP> dsohl@spock.uucp (Daniel Sohl) writes:
>>There are so many jokes out there that I have heard from a variety of
>>different people in different parts of the country.  The question is,
>>who makes up these old jokes?  Does the stork bring them?  Are they
>>all a matter of the collective conscience?  Is there a joke God?  What
>>up?
>
The truth is that jokes are the independent variable in an extraterrestrial
social science experiement related to communications efficacy and speed in
Earth-bound humans. The dependent variable is repetition rate, world-wide.
Also factored in is the distortion from original plant.
Now you know.


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mropp@vax.clarku.edu
Subject: grasshopper joke
Organization: Clark University
Date: 16 DEC 92 20:39:56 GMT

..so...this grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down on a stool and the
bartender says to him, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"  and the
grasshopper says, "you have a drink named steve?" hahahahahahaha
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Xmas Jokes
From: shore_c@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Craig Shore)
Date: 20 Dec 1992 11:59:23 GMT
Reply-To: shore_c@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council (Public Access), Wgtn, Nz
NNTP-Posting-Host: kosmos.wcc.govt.nz

Is the night before christmas
and all through the house
everybody felt shitty
even the mouse

mom at the whorehouse
and dad smoking grass
i'd just settled down
for a nice piece of arse

when out on the lawn
i heard such a clatter
sprung from my arse
see what was the matter

when out on the lawb
i saw a big dick
i knew in a moment
it must be St. nick

he came down the chimmney
like a bat out of hell
i knew in a moment
the fucker had fell

he filled all our stockings
with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer

he rose up the chimmney
with a thunderous fart
the son of a bitch
blew the chimney apart

he swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight
piss on you all
and have a hell of a night


--------------------------------------------

         How the angel got on top of the Christmas Tree...

Santa was having a REALLLY bad day. Mrs Claus was giving him a hard time
about how she did the sewing, cooking, and he got all the
credit. She blabbed on about how HE always got to go out and SHE
never did. So, he stomped off to the workshop.

The elves didn't like him either. They did all the work, and they had to
work overtime. He was having a BAAADDD time. He left for the barn.

In the barn, rudolph was mad at him because he was being used for his nose.
Santa was just about to stomp out somewhere else, when an angel asked him,
"Where do I stick this christmas tree??"



* Craig Shore  | Phone (voice)  | Internet:shore_c@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz    *
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From: jp@root.co.uk (John-Paul)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted: Ways to Say Someone's Crazy
Date: 11 Dec 92 17:50:11 GMT
Organization: UniSoft Ltd., London, England

A sandwich short of a picknic.
From: hm@cs.brown.edu (Harry Mamaysky)
Subject: Re: some Soviet emigre restaurant jokes
Organization: Somewhere East or Somewhere West
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 18:27:00 GMT

In article <BzHwoJ.FF9@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v140pxgt@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case) writes:
|> In article <1992Dec18.142932.217@janus.arc.ab.ca>, morgan@arc.ab.ca (Sean Morgan) writes...
|> >>v Ierusalime otkrylsya restoran ``Nostal'giya'': skaterti gryaznye,
|> >>kormyat durno, otbyvayuschih gostej shvejtsar naputstvuet slovami:
|> >>``Ubirajsya v svoj Izrail', zhidovskaya morda...''
|> >>
|> >Jeez, I rotated that and it still didn't work (though rotating did make the
|> >original jokes funnier).
|> 
|> It translates as:
|> 
|> "In Jeruslem a restaurant opened called 'Nostalgia: dirty tablecloths, plain 
|> food, and the doorman bade farewell to departing guests with the words
|> 'Get out of my Israel', [cannot find this word in my Russian-English dictionary]
|> muzzle..."

Well, you are almost right. The last line should not be "get out of my
Israel...". It reads:

	"Go to your Israel", Kike Face (where "morda" refers to the face
	of an animal - "liczo" means a human face).

Unfortunately, for those who have lived in Russia this joke seems all
too real.

|> The joke is that this is the sort of service you would have seen in Soviet 
|> Russia, hence the name "Nostalgia".
|> 
|> 							Dan Case

Harry.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mechalas@expert.cc.purdue.edu (John Mechalas)
Subject: Re: Plagarism?
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 15:17:31 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.105834.5663@sunvax.sun.ac.za> 8934959@sunvax.sun.ac.za writes:
>In article <Bz97sE.57J@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, mechalas@expert.cc.purdue.edu (John Mechalas) writes:
>> In article <1992Dec14.124835.696@spider.co.uk> andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:
>>>In article <1992Dec10.212420.5826@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>>>>In alt.tasteless.jokes, csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk (MR X) writes:
>>>>                                                   ^^^^^
>>>>>Yep! Another great American war.... SOMALIA ! 
>>>>> Lets see what each side has...
>>>>>
>>>>>America
>>>>>~~~~~~~
>>>>>Troops:-
>>>>>   	1,800 U.S.Marines   In 1st wave to secure Baideo Airport & Mogadishu
>>>>>	      port.
>>>>>
>>>>>Somalia
>>>>>~~~~~~~
>>>>>
>>>>>   2 part time soldiers who work alternate weekends (one of them blind)
>>>>>   1 gun
>>>>>   0 bullets (although they hope to get one by next Wednesday)
>>>>>   1 vicious guide dog (belonging to the blind soldier)
>>>>>     rumoured to give a nasty bite !
>>>>
>>>>(further tripe deleted. i mean, if there werent a shitload of guns in
>>>>somalia, why the fuck would the us go in?)
>>>
>>>Errrmmm. Cos' they're still pissed off about Vietnam and they want to show the
>>>world that they can beat a bunch of un-trained natives ?
>>>
>>>Maybe I'll cross post this to rec.humor. I love flame mail.
>>>    |      Andy  Cannon      | From a Vision of Reality,        |
>>>    |  andrewc@spider.co.uk  | And Still the Moon......         |
>>                      ^^^^^^^^^
>> One cheap shot deserves another....
>> 
>>    Hey Andy, why don't you tell us about the Falkland Islands?
>     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Gee, I seem to remember three things about that war....

Actually...it was not my intent to argue the specifics, but rather to
point out that taking cheap shots like Andy's is really pretty low.  After
all, if we all search hard enough, we can dig up mud about *any* country's
past, and then smear it n their faces, and use it to prove an irrelevant
point.  Politicians do it all the time with people.  Some lawyers, too.
   Sorry if it was above your head.  But I won't aim lower for you.  Try
being more perceptive.

   Hmm..this has ceased to be funny.  Follow-ups to talk.bizarre.  Let
*them* figure it out.  :)
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From: record@force.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lady Di
Date: 17 Dec 92 00:22:11 GMT
Reply-To: record@force.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com
Organization: LMSC, Sunnyvale, California

In article <reid.14.724517720@ucs.indiana.edu>, reid@ucs.indiana.edu (Frank Reid) writes:
>Bet she wouldn't have pulled that crap on Henry VIII!
>
>--
>
>Frank     reid@ucs.indiana.edu

Now that's a good, timely bit of humor.  Nice to run 
across something like this in the cascades, religion
discussions, flames, and nonsense that now seem to 
plague rec.humor.  

I feel like I have to drink a barrel of slop to get
a grain of corn.  Keep up the good work, Frank.

Dave
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jhobson@SU19F.harris-atd.com (Harv Hobson)
Subject: Re: LIMRICK
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 18:51:50 GMT
Reply-To: jhobson@SU19F.ess.harris.com (Harv Hobson)
Organization: ASD Software Systems Section, HARRIS Corp. Melbourne, Fl.

In article <BzEMJx.G8C@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>In article <1992Dec17.001118.11284@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com> record@force.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com writes:
>>In article <BzCvz2.GDw@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>>>In <1ghiflINNel4@mercury.kingston.ac.uk> cs_e373@ceres (Matthew Simpkin) writes:
>>>
>>>>There once was a lady from Ham,
>>>>Who wanted to ride on a tram,
>>>>When she kissed the conductor,
>>>>He turned round and fuc*ed her,
>>>>And now she is pushing a pram.
>>>
>>>There once was a fellow named Matthew
>>>Who's spelling was awful but grant you,
>>>His rhyme was no better,
>>>He forgot a letter,
>>>It's limerick, but spell as you want to.
>>
>>The limerick you wrote, I have read it
>>I hope never before you have said it
>>For it was not funny
>>It can't be worth money
>>And what's more, I might add, I DON'T GET IT!!!
>
>I pray that you please will stop shouting.
>Of verbal goo please cease your spouting.
>The subject is wrong,
>Been mispelled all along,
>Perhaps you are smart, but I'm doubting.
>
A limerick cascade's in the making.
To most it is not so earthshaking.
But bottles of green,
Are making me scream.
My need rec dot humor's now slaking.

Harv

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: adam@research.nj.nec.com (Adam Porter)
Subject: Need Christmas jokes!
Originator: adam@acapella
Reply-To: adam@research.nj.nec.com
Organization: NEC Research Institute
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 20:26:13 GMT


Does anyone have some really good Christmas jokes?
(About Santa, Mrs. Claus, and/or the elves?)

Slightly off-color would be good, nothing really raunchy...

Thanks!!!

(Please email if possible...I'll post if there are good ones!)

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