From: stace@utkvx3.utk.edu (Smith, Stacy)
Subject: OK MuthaFrickers, Now Ya Got Me PISSED
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Keywords: La,la,et al.
Organization: University of Tennessee Computing Center
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 16:36:00 GMT


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Is there something especially funny about all the damn cascades? NO
 Everyone shouts : NO, MR SODAPOP, THERE IS NOT MUCH VERY AMUSING ABOUT
		THE CASCADES.

Is there anything new and enlightening in cascades? NO
 Everyone shouts : NO, MR SODAPOP, THERE IS VERY LITTLE NEW OR ENLIGHTENING
		THOUGHT FOUND IN THE CASCADES.

What does Bob think of cascades? NOT MUCH
 Everyone shouts : BOB THINKS CASCADES ARE ALMOST AS MUCH FUN AS GETTING A 
		A LOWER GI CHECK UP, MR SODAPOP, AND THINKS THEY ARE ALSO 
		ABOUT AS NECESSARY.



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so you ask, well you presumptious twit, what the fuck does this have to do
with me?

here is the answer: IF YOU INSIST ON CASCADING (which can be funny in a 
	*limited* way) DO IT WITH DISCRESSION AND FOR YOUR OWN SAKE MAKE
	SURE THAT SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOU ALSO THINKS ITS FUNNY.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate having to write UNSLACKISH and UNFUNNY messages to this board, but 
	for everyones (AND ESPECIALLY MY OWN) sake-  CASCADITH NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob doesn't like a cascader.
	ive got an idea.....

				EVERYONE: stand up now.

				Place your favored hand on your favorite 
					set of genitia (yours or someone
					elses)

				MAKE THIS PLEDGE: I pledge on the most
					reverend organs at my disposal, that
					I, *fill in your name*, will never,
					Never, Ever, Never-never-never, place
					a collect call to That Nasty Erma
					Bombeck; Flagulate myself in public
					with a real reason; go to that EVIL
					BASTIONofPinkThinkedness- DisneyWorld,
					watch the Nashville Network while 
					wearing clothes; abuse a friend w/o
					getting prior permission from your
					owner/parent/pet/doctor/lawyer/nun;
					Or Cascade on alt.slack unless what
					I have to say makes my laugh so hard
					that i had to shoot my neighbors dog
					with a harpoon gun to get the joke
					off my mind. Oh, and ill give all my
					money to poor college dropouts in 
					East Tennessee.


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Oh, and by the way, can people please post more interesting rant type thingies,
I know that there are alot of people who have it in them to do it, but they
cant work out their PINkThiNk and Type it into the Net.

so, Fuck you if you wont tell me a story. by god I need slack (of that you are
VERY convinced by now) and I WILL HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

MY WORD IM PISSED!!!!!!

WHERE ARE ALL THE GREAT SUBGENII I HAD THOUGHT PARLED ON THIS NET.

Get With It People, or go back under your rock. 

Im sticking my tongue out at YOU. (arent you glad you cant see my pants)

ARGRARARARARARAarararrara a@#@#@@#@#$%^&$!~@!@!@!@#!@~!!~!@#!@#$@#!$%!@#

or maybe im just having a bad day :(
                FEED ME BABY, FEED ME, or kill me.

		________________________sodapop______________________
		           [the angry wearer or green socks]
			          [really going crazy]

Ps: Beth?
	Beth?
			Where are you love? beth?
		talk to me beth..............    

					[gut wrenching howl]