From: dwv@cbnewsc.cb.att.com (Dave Vollman)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: AMC: Monday 10/5 update
Keywords: It's dying time!!!!
Date: 5 Oct 92 23:03:22 GMT
Article-I.D.: cbnewsc.1992Oct5.230322.27227
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Organization: HASA "S" Division


	It's Monday and you know what that means: everyone goes
	back to work, except those folks in PV. Here we go!
	
	
	It was one of those days where the storylines intertwined
	a lot. Hope this is clear:
	
1)	Adam, Stu-dude and Gloria

	Adam was caught multitasking on Friday, so it's time for
	the big mea culpa! He explains to Gloria that this context
	switch was all his idea, and not Stewart's. Gloria lands
	with a vicious right cross to Adam's jaw. Standing 8 count!
	How she didn't break her hand, I'll never know! After that
	she reads Adam the riot act, and gives Stewart a bit also.
	This leads us into
	
1a) Subplot: Dix and Bri eat Italian, and you know what that means!

	Brian has cooked Dix a spaghetti dinner. (ED NOTE: Hey Bri,
	did Dix get fresh pasta and sause, or was that Kraft?). Dix
	is down, just waiting for the AC axe to fall on her and Bri.
	Gloria, after a speedy exit from the hospital, of course high
	tails it to the cooney pad to console herself with Dix. After
	telling her tale of woe to the happy couple, the come to the
	brilliant conclusion that Adam is up to something. I can see
	the Nobel Prize on Dixie's mantle as we speak. Anyway, Glo 
	departs for the Bus stop, and thinks of the spit swap her
	and Adwart (Adam as Stewart) had in the park! Dixie and
	Brian head for the Bedroom. Don't wait up Myrtle!

2) Brother, can you spare a love interest?

	At the Chandler gatehouse, Stewart presses Adam for the reason he
	went into S mode. After a major hem and haw, Stewart is on to the
	fact that Adam might not be working in best interests of his brother.
	As Adam leaves, He also thinks of the kiss he and Glo shared,
	and you know what that means, right Erica?
	
3) All is not happy at Henderson land!

	Trevor arrives at Galen's apartment and knocks on the Door
	(ED NOTE: Detective [and I use that term loosely] Dillon,
	ever heard of the word "Backup"). As he is about to be introduced
	to the element lead (Pb for you chemists), Dinah Lee Mayberry
	comes cruising down the hall, and interrupts the proceedings.
	This gives Carter that opportunity to set the chain lock and
	escape down the balcony. Trev braeks down the door (some chain
	lock) and finds no sign of Galen, because she shows up later.
	Galen and Trev deduce that Carter must of been here, and in
	searching the apartment found something that Carter Dropped.
	Carter does his best Brett Bodine imitation in getting back 
	to the pine cone. Trev thinks he can nail old Carter and
	requests to be beamed to the pine cone. This lead us into:
	
3a) subplot: I knew Tad Martin. Tad Martin was a friend of mine.
	     You, Charlie Brent, are no Tad Martin.
	
	Carter's swift arrival into the parking lot has alerted
	Mr. Brent. Before Chopper arrives, Cartes is AGAIN handling
	that gun with his bare hands. Charlie wants to talk
	to the seriously deranged Carter. Carter tells our budding
	PI that he is on to him, and then boasts the he is smarter than
	everyone else. Tadwannabe (chopper) tells Carter off and exits.
	
3b) subplot: What is this with blonde hair and blue eyes?

	Dinah Lee (hereafter referred to as DL) comes to the
	pine cone to talk to Carter, who visualizes her as
	Galen. Meanwhile at McKay's The Jervision studios have
	started production of "DL is Dead." Jer rushes out.
	Trev arrives to find that Carter has cleared out and there
	is no sign of DL. God, I pray that well set is still in
	storage....

3c) Supersubplot: A sprinkle a day.....

	Palmer visits Nat and tells her to stop feeling sorry for herself.
	Opal brings Mandy Mc Munchkin in for a visit.

3d) Carter goes into Kyle mode

	Nat is awakened by someone in her room. It's Carter.
	(cliffhanger)
	
	
Notes and observations:

	Carter is about to snap. Watch out blond haired and blue
	eyed women of PV (that leaves out Myrtle, Erica, Mimi,
	Livia, and Ruth).
	
	A question: We all know Erica has been Married 8 times.
	Which Male character has the most marriages. I think it's
	Palmer (Daisey twice, Ellen, Natalie, Opal, Donna)? Anyone else?
	
Allright!!!!!!

	There was a bathroom duck commercial today. For all of those
	who asked, Second Break, last commercial! Quack Quack!

Unanswered Questions:

1) Why does PV have busses that run 24 hours a day?

1a) Why does Gloria take the bus, when everyone else
    uses the PV transporter system?

2) Who Braids Glorias hair?

3) When was the last time Brian was at Myrtle's

4) Does PV hospital own a bedpan?

5) Why are Jeremy's visions circular now?

6) If Brian and Dixie reproduce, what will the child's IQ be?

7) If Gloria and Stewart will the child be known as
   "The Polite Con Artist?"

8) Has anyone called Arlene to tell her of Haley's drop off
   the wagon?

9) If Natalie is blind, the how come I can see her eyes
   move across the cue cards?

10) What is the name of the person that runs the PV transporter.

-- 
				| Dave Vollman (HASA "S" Division)
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