From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink)
Subject: Sig File Extension #1
Organization: Turkey Hall
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:52:50 GMT


The Enormous Sig Extension #1
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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 
~    Dr. Death (Todd Crowley) ~  "Soldier boy, made of clay, now an ~ 
~                             ~   empty shell, 21, only son, but he ~
~    tac410@kepler.unh.edu    ~   served us well.  Bred to kill,    ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~   not to care, do just what we say. ~
~    METALLICA =>                 Finished here, greetings death,   ~
~ Jaymz, Lars, Jasun, Kirk        he's yours to take away."         ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~


    __  __                                                          ________
    /|  /|                    David Gillespie, Jr                   \      /
 __/ __/       dg49+@andrew.cmu.edu - Carnegie Mellon University     \    /
|  ||  |                                                              \  /
|__||__|  "The greatest freedom is the freedom to be one's self" - MB  \/


_
 \  The Lavendeer    l2wang@descartes.waterloo.edu         Let's Be Friends.
  >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 /  What history teaches us is that men have never learned anything from it.
/                          One must do the absurd to achieve the Impossible.


Wael
( no .sig)


| I'nt: data@{bucs1,buhub,heartland}.bradley.edu, al632@cleveland.freenet.edu |
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| "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, but Captain, |
| it makes no sense!"    "But Spock, with Santa, ALL things are possible!"    |
| Kirk and Spock...Hallmark Greeting Cards                                    |


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                                    msagen@shirlee.calpoly.edu \_\/\__\/\_\|


** NeXT: lmann@vineland.pubs.stratus.com * GEnie: L.MANN4  **
**  Laurie_MannVOS@vos.stratus.com * lmann@jjmhome.uucp    **
*** We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; ***
******** others, by their acts.     Harold Nicholson ******** 


-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker        You got to bat your eyes, like *dis*,   
      kkohlbec@scueng.scu.edu   you gotta pucker up your lips, like *dis*..   
      tyger@netcom.com            _The Little Mermaid_
 

Firestar

I don't bite, you know.    | Find me and turn thy | It is better to have loved
Unless it's called for.    | back on heaven.      | and lost than to have your
-- Audrey Hepburn, Charade | -- R. W. Emerson     | finger caught in a blender.
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--
I doubt therefore I think
I think therefore I am
I am on Intergraph therefore I doubt
I doubt I can think .....


--
Ben Cohen		ben@st.canard.spc.edu, ...!rutgers!spcvxb!ben
St. Peter's College	Jersey City, NJ  USA -or- 40-42-57 N/74-03-54 W
   Gimme back my face! You're getting it ugly. -- Negaduck to Drake Mallard



In Christ,

Jim Eberle                                   (come quickly,  Lord Jesus.)



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*   |     "Man hurts man,                         * David Yoshihara         *
* =====    Time and time, time again              * 1409 Oxford St. Apt 2   *
*   |      And we drown in the wake of our power  * Berkeley, CA 94709      *
*   |      Somebody tell me why."                 * (510) 849-2660          *
*   |       - Amy Grant (Lead Me On)              * dyoshi@ocf.berkeley.edu *
*****************************************************************************


Mark Brader			I "need to know" *everything*!  How else
SoftQuad Inc., Toronto		can I judge whether I need to know it?
utzoo!sq!msb, msb@sq.com		-- Lynn & Jay: YES, PRIME MINISTER



|~~~~~|
(#####)-+    My plan is to rid the world    ____    ______   ___   ___
|#####| |    of the foul brew that is      /___  / /  /  /  /  /  /  /
|#####|-+    Lager, and to install        ____/ / /  /  /  /__/  /  /
\#####/      Guinness in its place.      ############################
 ~~~~~ 
email: okes@essex.ac.uk
verbal:GET A HAIRCUT!!!                                  


                        Josh Kite
                        gt6694b@prism.gatech.edu
What's the use of being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?--Hobbes


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*------>"Pandemonium doesn't reign here... It pours!" - Babs Bunny<------*
     Pat Carson      \   vision@control.Spies.COM    /     // Get an Amiga
       a.k.a.        /       vis@darkside.com        \    //      or
?<---( Vision )--->? \     pat@szebra.saigon.com     / \\// DIE,DIE,DIE!!
<><><><>We don't even HAVE a computer where I werk, so NYYAAHHH!!!<><><><>
                                                                

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             /             Computer Connection
            /|oo           Galaxy Information System (GIS)
           (_|  /_)  (jm)   FidoNet: 1:133/411
            _`@/_     _    UUCP: gatech!warlord!gisatl!deitch
           |     |    \   INTERNET: deitch@gisatl.fidonet.org
           | (*) |  _  ))  PHONE: 1-404-671-1039 (voice)
  ______   |__U__| /  //          1-404-671-1024 (data)
 / FIDO    _//|| _   /    US MAIL: 6945B Roswell Rd, NE
(________) (_/(_|(____/              Atlanta, Ga. 30328-2326



Mark
North Carolina State University Class of 1990
_______________________________________________________________
A sign in my office says:

Do NOT turn off cooling system unless the sun goes away or goes
supernova!
_______________________________________________________________
wollum@ecn.purdue.edu



  ____    ___   _    _   _       #  "He who lives in the past will
 / __ >  / _ \ | |  | | | |      #   spend his future in the present"
| <___  | / \ || |  | | | |      #                           Johnny HART (D.C.)
 \__  \ ||   ||| |  | | | |      #  "A man who kills another is a murderer.
  __> | | \_/ || \__/ | | |___   #   A man who kills 10,000 men is a hero."
 <____/  \___/  \____/  |_____|  #                           Tolstoi


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Aref Erfani                           aref@tehran.stanford.edu
Network Equipment Technologies               aref@unet.net.com 
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         _         _                
        / \       / \           
                                  All intellectual improvement
       ( O )  |  ( O )                    arises from leisure.
____          |          ____   
UUUU         / \         UUUU                   Samuel Johnson
==============================================================



-- 
kathy@fps.com        | Look there he goes/ Isn't he dreamy?/ Monsieur Gaston!
ucsd.edu!celit!kathy | O he's so cute!/ Be still my heart/I'm hardly breathing!
         ------------| He's such a tall, dark, strong, and handsome brute!
       ---Howard Ashman, "Belle", BEAUTY AND THE BEAST


-- 
 \      oo	The New Number Who,
  \____|\mm	Jeff Okamoto
  //_//\ \_\	HP Corporate Computing & Services
 /K-9/  \/_/	okamoto@ranma.corp.hp.com
/___/_____\	
-----------	(415) 857-6236


--
Madison Smith       | For best results : Machine wash cold seperately,
TheMadman@uiuc.edu  |                    do not bleach, hang to dry, warm iron.
                    | For not so good results : Drag behind car through puddles
                    |                           and blow dry on roff rack.
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-- 
Mike Van Pelt               "I hate trolls.  Maybe I could metamorph it into
Headland Technology          something else -- like a ravenous, two-headed,
mvp@hsv3.lsil.com            fire-breathing dragon."  -- Willow.
...ames!vsi1!hsv3!mvp


                       ______________________________________________________
                      |                                                      |
             _______  | Michael R Williams                                   |
            / _____ | | mrwillia@uokmax.ecn.uoknor.edu                       |
           / /     || | University Of Oklahoma                               |
  ________/ /      || |                                                      |
 |         |-------|| | "Imagination is more important than knowledge."      |
(|         |     -.|| |_______________________         -A. Einstein          |
 |  ____   \       ||_________||____________  |             ____      ____   |
/| / __ \   |______||     / __ \   / __ \   | |            / __ \    / __ \  |\
\|| /  \ |_______________| /  \ |_| /  \ |__| |___________| /  \ |__| /  \ |_|/
   | () |                 | () |   | () |                  | () |    | () |
    \__/                   \__/     \__/                    \__/      \__/
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                   Wishing for the good old days,
                     Michael (Action Klown) Winston
    "Wonder Twin powers, ACTIVATE!!!"-The Wonder Twins


"To boldly go where no man...
	no ONE has gone before" -- Shatner


--
Martin J. Gleeson   | Computer Science, Melbourne Uni, Oz |    ...  __o    Outta
gleeson@cs.mu.oz.au |        B I K E   I T   ! !          |  ...   -\<,       my
"Heard a singer on the radio late last night....          |  ....(_)/(_)..  way!
       Said He's gonna kick the darkness 'till it bleeds daylight....
              I... I believe in Love."  U2 - "God Part II"


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J. Jeff Roberts              jazz@jazz.b11.ingr.com             (205) 730-6155
   God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.  Ps 46:1
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< Joshua Kronengold<JOKHC@CUNYVM.cuny.edu>                            >
< "Oh Lord, what fools these mortals be!"-Robin Goodfellow            >
< "Never underestimate man's potential for stupidity"                 >
<                                       -Woodrow Wilson Smith         >
< "Have fun storming the castle!"-Miracle Max                         >


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|  Michael Rivero        rivero@mdcbbs.com    From "The Male Room"       |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|       Being divorced is just like being single.....                    |
|                  only with a LOT less furniture!                       |
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(Sig under ConStruc
                   tion)


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I never thought I would owe my life to a traditional       Sean McAfee
English breakfast.                                       smmcafee@mtu.edu
  -- MacGyver, "MacGyver: Legend of the Holy Rose"


--
    /~/ COME    |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
 /~~  ~/ FOLLOW |Titiimaea "The WILD Samoan" \ President, founder, and sole   |
 ~/ /~~   ME    |Alailima@Eniac.SEAS.UPenn.Edu\ member of the Penn Samoan Club|
 /_/            |______________________________\______________________________|


-- 
Nobody ever has a reservation on a plane that leaves from Gate 1.


-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
=   Smile. It makes people wonder what you've been up to!   = 
=					                    = 
-       :> :> :> :> :>    -Legwoman-   :> :> :> :> :>       -
=                                                           = 
=	          lrickerson@madvax.uop.edu                 = 
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               ./)--.  ./)    ./)\    ./)--.  ./)--.
                /    \  /      /   \    /    \  /
               /\    / /      /     )  /     / /  ,
              /  ^^^^ /      /^^^^^/  /     / /^^^
             /       (    ) (     (  (     / (   ,
            /         ^^^^            ^^^^^   ^^^
           (/^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

         Aka   Andrew J Harsley - PFT033@sirius.ukc.ac.uk

         Always striving for a better signature file.....

	            .....watch this space......



Pramod John, Dept. of ECE at UIUC 
email: Pramod@uiuc.edu
"Blessed are the peacemakers"- Jesus Christ


-- 
:-:-:-:-:-:-:-: Jerry B. Ray, Jr. :-:-:- vapspwi@prism.gatech.EDU
(sig file under construction)


-- 
Chuq "IMHO" Von Rospach | chuq@apple.com | GEnie:CHUQ & MAC.BIGOT | ALink:CHUQ
    SFWA Nebula Awards administrator =+= SF Book Reviewer, Amazing Stories
           Editor, OtherRealms =+= #include <standard/disclaimer.h>

IMHO: Jargon. Acronym for In My Humble Opinion. Used to flag as an opinion
something that is clearly from context an opinion to everyone except the
mentally dense. Opinions flagged by IMHO are actually rarely humble. IMHO.
	(source: third unabridged dictionary of chuqui-isms).



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*Buddah was a fat man. So what!               | Lantze Blevins                 *
*Muhamad thought he had a plan. I guess not!  |                                *
*A Hindu god is an old cow.		      |                                *
*You could be a God if you knew how!	      |				       *
*My God died on the Cross.                    | But be ye doers of the word,   *
*My God died on the Cross.                    | not hearers only, deceiving    *
*My God died on the Cross, but HE LIVES!      | your ownselves.                *
*			-Audio Adrenaline     |             James 1:22         *
*lblev@student.ecok.edu                       |                                *
********************************************************************************


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If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of
arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the
physical world.  One might as well attempt to grasp the game of poker


+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+   Dave Wagner		|      " He died for me, I'll live for Him"	+
+   Univ. of Toledo  	|       -- 2 Cor. 5:15  			+
+			|	(also in lyrical form from D & K)	+
+  God cares and        |   						+
+   I care.   		|     :+}    :)   :^}   :#>   8)    %^}   	+
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


                                TJT

The author bears full responsibility for said message.  No one else wrote, 
it no one else agrees with it, it's an opinion, or something like that.


--
===============================================================================
William Crosmun
crosmun@dg-rtp.dg.com

===============================================================================
It can't be won, the way the game is run
but if you choose to stay, you wind up playing anyway.

	On the Boulevard -- ????? 

===============================================================================
"As to guaranteeing bank deposits, the minute the government starts to do that
... the  government  runs  into a  probable loss.  We  do not wish to make the 
United  States Government liable  for the  mistakes and  errors of  individual
banks, and put a premium on sound banking in the future."
                                      Franklin D. Roosevelt (1933)
===============================================================================



--
=========================================================================
Put this in your mouth and repeat after me. | mike@wilma.ssc.gov
Wallamalloo, wallamalloo, wallamalloo.      | Disclaimer: 
		--Australian Proverb        | Me? I didn't say nothing.


/ 		   / 			     /			/
\  Oktay Ahiska    \ I speak for myself.     \  Send me e-mail. \
/ 6 East st.       /  The ideas are mine,    / Send me e-mail.  /
\  Dover, NH 03820 \ the computers are UNH's \  Send me e-mail. \
/		   / 			     /			/



--Karen                              "Stupid Quote"  
--COSC14VH@Jetson.uh.edu                          
--University of Houston                                 


+------------------------------+-----------------------------------------------+
| Bill McMillan                | "You can't give or take ten elephants boss",  |
| The Marine Technology Centre | said M'Bu firmly. He knew counting elephants  |
| University Of Strathclyde    | was a precision job. A man might be uncertain |
| 100 Montrose Street          | about how many wives he had, but never about  |
| Glasgow                      | never about elephants. Either you had one or  |
| Scotland                     | you didn't.                 - Terry Pratchett |
+------------------------------+-------------------------+---------------------+
| Janet    : w.s.mcmillan@uk.ac.strath                   | Of course, this is  |
| Internet : w.s.mcmillan%strath.ac.uk@nsfnet-relay.ac.uk| just my own opinion |
+------------------------------------------------------------------------------+


Sing along, now...
My sig's better than your sig! My sig's better than yours!
My sig's better 'cause he eats Kennel Ration!  My sig's better than yours!


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|  Michael Rivero        rivero@mdcbbs.com    From "The Male Room"       |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|  ATTENTION. I am working on a new workstation whoes mailer system has  |
| not been able to reply to mail to the outside world. I am getting your |
| email. I am reading it (your feedback is important to me), but I am    |
| getting about 90% of my attempted replies bounced back to. If you did  |
| not get an answer to a letter you mailed me, it's not because I don't  |
| like you! Be patient. I am saving all mail and will reply when the     |
| problem is solved.                                                     |
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-- 
Gary Cooper (not the dead one)
Please email personal responses as I always forget where I post
      ********* standard disclaimers apply *************
                 Elen Sila Lumenn Omentilmo


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&  $#% #& (&* (@ $%^$@*  & \_\  /  | TLL6551@ZEUS.TAMU.EDU  TLL6551@TAMZEUS &
#  ($%    #$*    @#*     @ /_/  \  |----------------------------------------@
*  @#$*$%&*$@%^@&#%*()@  * \_\/\ \ |My parents had me when I was real young.%
(  @#$^$*%^#$%&#$*       %    \_\/ | -me (one of my more profound thoughts) $
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        |
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        |
        *         "Emmanuel, Emmanuel          * David Yoshihara
       ***         Wonderful counselor         * 653 Lassen Ct.
      *****        Lord of Life, Lord of all   * Merced, CA 95340
     *******       He's the Prince of Peace    *
    *********      Mighty God, Holy One        * Tel: (209) 723-6681
   ***********     Emmanuel, Emmanuel"         *
  *************
 ***************
       ***         Sung by AG but no one sings it like MWS!
       ***
       ***
  /\/\/\/\/\/\/

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night....."



	_______________________   
       (_______(_______________}}}          Is this a valid .cig ??  :-)



	Claude Rains - President & Senior Systems Engineer
		ClaudeRains@InviSys.COM.atlantis
    Invisible Systems, Inc. --- "If you don't see it, we made it!"
  "So that's what an invisible barrier looks like!" -- Time Bandits


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