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From: wyvern@iastate.edu (Nuno Bettencourt)
Subject: Re: Michelle the girly man wop
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, IA
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 23:17:45 GMT

In article <kspousta.724541768@qualcom> kspousta@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Kevin Spousta) writes:
>srmartin@vela.acs.oakland.edu (MARTIN SCOTT R) writes:
>
>> Michelle, I have been readingthis thread for a while and I can't believe you
>>are such a pathetic loser.  I have always believed that Polacks are the
>>stupidest people on the planet, but a weekof reading your posts has convinced
>>me that wops are infinitely stupider.
>
>I'd be interested to know YOUR ethnic background..
>
	You're not 'spousta' ask that question!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!  *sigh*



Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: British auction, unused brains for sale!
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 19:50:58 GMT

In article swibble dvp@getafix (Dave Parry) writes:
>> 
>> PS : Coronation street is a british soap that as been going for
>> thirty years and is a more than anyone can swallow slice of
>> the british working class atmosphere. 
>> --
>You think that's bad mate? You want to try 'Neighbours'!
                     =======

What the fuck's the matter with you, lizard ? You're not here
to make friggin' friends and allies. Go suck a rock if you
can't do any better.

_________________________________________________________________________
| Jorn Halonen              | "dinga ding dang my danga long ling long" |
| jorngh@sofus.dhhalden.no  |                               - Ministry  |

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson)
Subject: Re: Below Par
Organization: Dept. of Scientific Computing, Uppsala Univ.
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 13:44:06 GMT

JAGDEEP SAHNI (187701458@vill.edu) wrote:
: Hey, Par Svensson! If you have to flame, nay, if you have feeble retorts
: to postings, include the other posting in its entirety. You cowardly
: piece of trash! You delete most of my posting and include two lines and call
: it a lame followup. The fuckhead that you are, you whine incessantly about
: about one liner postings and post farts like......
: 
: 	" Wow, that followup must really have knocked him dead. Bet he won't
: post a followup for _years_.... "
: 
: 	It gets even better folks. Par comes up with,
: 
: 	" BTW, isn't Michele a stupid faggot's name? "
: 
: 	Wow!!! Now everybody knows why Michele was knocked down and is 
: lying low until Par goes away.
: 
: 	You have to better than that Mr. Very-Much-Below-Par Svensson.
: Don't even try! Please crawl back under the stone you crawled out off
: before you get squashed like the caterpillar you are. 

Pretty thin posting, Deepshit. Maybe because you didn't have two years 
of old postings to include, even if you try to fill out the void with
things like 'about about'. Actually, most people, unlike you, are fully
capable of reading old posts if they want to go through the agony of
reading your witless crap "in its entirety" again. Anyway, lowlife, 
here's a nice .sig you can copy into your sad compositions of letters 
to fill out some space, and add some substance to your whining :


--
   _/   _/  _/_/_/_/  _/    _/  _/_/_/  _/    _/
  _/_/_/   _/_/      _/    _/    _/    _/_/  _/     K e v i n  W a l s h
 _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kevin@cursor.demon.co.uk
_/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/       kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk



/Par
From: d40937@aiken (Jean Yves Desbiens)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: A little posting Decorum (was Re:BAD NEWS YOU PSSANTS)
Date: 13 Dec 92 15:50:32 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]


 Patrick L Humphrey (patrick@blanco.is.rice.edu) wrote:
 : In article andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
 : >vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
 : >><andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
 : >>
 : >>> You are living proof.  My head hurts already.
 : >>There is a reason for that. And if you keep up at the pace you're going
 : >>at, you may go blind.
 : >>--The Phantom
 : >Oooh!  Owwww!   What a comeback, 2400 baud-boy!  
 : >Or is it 1200 baud?
 : I got the impression he's calling one of those 300 Baud DDials in Des Moines
 : :-)

You are giving the Phantom with the see through brain to much credit,
he probably doesn't even own a modem, a computer,
a real account (more than 10K), or even a real job or occupation.
He whimpered someone into having a 10K newsreading account, and every 
day after having drunk his 40 ounce of vodka , he takes the bus 
to the university where he wish he could be a student and have a real
meaning in life. Then, he bribes the security into letting him in
with the money he stole from the Salvation Army and logs in on a 
junk terminal from the early 70's in the basement near the boiler room.
He is impressed by the technology, 300 baud, and the screen is only
burned through on 85% of it's surface. He sits down feeling powerful,
he can now bore the WHOLE planet, and he does just that with a conviction
born of ignorance and utter desperation.
--
Jean-Yves Desbiens                  | d40937@info.polymtl.ca
Etudiant en genie informatique      | 
Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal Can | 
--------------------------------------------------------------------
From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 16:37:53 GMT
Subject: Re: Goddamnit, Michele!
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

This by far has to be one of my favorite flames...

Short, to the point, extremely funny and recycleable for any
race, gender, nationality, planet....


Really, this is what I and lots of others are here reading this 
for, I am sure... I hope this type of high quality flaming continues
to be posted for everyones enjoyment...

Thanks, Sparkmonger.


all disclaimers apply, especially here.
"Don't forget to Vot"-Dan Quayle
From: dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Geezer)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Fuck me, another pizza-eating WOP!
Date: 17 Dec 92 11:11:45 GMT
Organization: The Mountains of Madness
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
> > 
> Good lord, I only just spotted where these "geezer" posts come from.
> Stuck my foot in my mouth again didn't I.
> 
> Hey Dave, sorry Geezer, where did you learn Woppish?  That phrasing,
> vocabulary and spelling is almost up to Michelle's standard.  Some more
> lessons and you could translate Michelle's posts for us
> 
Back off man, I'm a scientist!

This was an experiment conducted to prove that anyone armed with a
bucket of pig sweat, a mouth full of shit, a shirt with no buttons and
a couple of dozen naff medallions could become an Italian.
Unfortunately, the experiment was a success.

I have now decided that the world is not yet ready for the 'Plague of the
Mutant Wops' - it can hardly cope with the real ones. Geezer and my
project notes have been consigned to an unmarked grave where, if God
is on our side, they will remain undisturbed for all eternity.

Keep watching the skies!

Dave
> -- 
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>   _/_/_/   _/_/      _/    _/    _/    _/_/  _/     K e v i n  W a l s h
>  _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kevin@cursor.demon.co.uk
> _/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/       kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk
From: 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: HAVE : GUN --- WANT : BULLETS
Date: 17 Dec 92 12:13:15 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <1gou8iINNlf1@uwm.edu>, leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt) writes:
> In article <jorngh.209.724558197@dhhalden.no> jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
>>
>>I need 200 million bullets for my 9mm Beretta.

Oh! The famous Norway Beretta! I'm so affraid! Listen up dick sucker, M-16A2
and the Russian AK-47 are the most powerful one man weapons in the world.
>>                                                
>>Reward : Total annihilation of the US continent.

Doubt if he can even aim good enough to hit Poland, and there CLOSER!        
Can Jorn the barbarian have the mental capacity to operate a weapon? Doubt it.
> 
> 
> 	Yo!!! Jorn!!!
> 
> The only thing you're capable of 'shooting off' with your hands is your 
> eni-weini Norweigian penis.
> 
HA!
                                                                           
> 
> 
>                                      \ 	 	....Going to extremes...
>                                      / 
>                                      \        Paul Scott Bartelt
>                                      |    
>                      _______         \ 		 aka leonardo....  
>           *---------(  _)(__(()      /  	....@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
>    ________________ / _\_____________\____________  
>    )_KVC_comp_8.3__(  /   \___________K2K2K2K2K2__>
>  __________________( (  *  )_________/__________
>  )_KVC_comp_8.3____(  \___/_________K2K2K2K2K2__>
>                     \   /___         \
>             *-------(__)(__(()       /     	 ....No falls....
>                                      |    	....No balls...
>                                      /
>                                     /
JEFF WITTY
A.K.A. THE SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, US ARMY
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Geek with a history book thinks he rules alt.flame
Date: 12 Dec 92 09:23:34 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

In article <1121@dsbc.icl.co.uk> kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
 [ I'll sell you a clue flame...  for the one thousandth time ]


<yawn>  I'm only replying because you have some twisted notion that
you win if people are too bored by you to reply.

-- Andy
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: We welcome Norwegians kicking British butt.  [was Re: brits]
Date: 13 Dec 92 07:35:25 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

(JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
>
>Candy, I always knew you were a perverted homosexual maggot ...
>

And I, that you you were a Norwegian nit-wit nuisance.  

-- Andy
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
Subject: Re: Pope up a rope?
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 06:45:51 GMT

In article <1992Dec13.135006.461@Princeton.EDU> datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper) writes:
>Begin included article (36758):
>----------
>In article <1992Dec11.195009.6856@Princeton.EDU>,
>datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper) writes:
>> In an earlier post, Michele wrote:
>> 
>> The church in Italy and in all Europe, had (and has) a big fucking 
>> power.
>> 
>>       Silly me. And I thought the Pope frowned on that type of thing.
>> 
>> Tep--"But can you still use whipped cream?"
>
>Such a trivial, ignorant, stupid, moron! What the fuck are you saying?
>That the fucking catholic church has no power?!? <hysterical rant
>deleted because, quite frankly, I was getting bored>
>
>        Michele
>---------
>
>	I'm sorry if my post was too hard for you, Michele. I've tried
>to cultivate a dry earthy wit that's too subtle for the likes of you.
>Let's try it again.
>	You said "...blah blah blah had (and has) a big fucking power."
>Now, being opposed to the Church's stand on abortion, contraception,
>masturbation, etc., I came up with the riposte
>
>    Silly me. And I thought the Pope frowned on that type of thing.

The church has power ? Then what the fuck is that stupid Italian doing
here ?

>
>	which was a play on your use of "fucking power." Get it? I would
>have thought my reference to whipped cream would tip you off, but I
>guess not. Now that's what I really can't stand on alt.flame. Not lame
>attempts at flamage, not repetitive posts, but people who have no
>capacity to appreciate and cultivate a sense of humor. Now get with the
>program, pisano!
>
>Tep--need I say more?
>-- 
>Did you really think I spoke for anyone else? Boy, you're gullible!

Hes also Italian which means he is stupid - genetically. Luckily for The
Pope, he was born in Poland..
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: For little ghost
Date: 17 Dec 92 15:12:41 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <1992Dec16.053127.12057@tdb.uu.se> t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson) writes:

>Michele Dall'Agata (dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov) wrote:
>: 
>: Sorry, Roby, if I am going to smash your dreams, but I am a "he".
>: This time *you* seems quite misinformated..... Eh, eh, eh.

>Don't take it for granted that you've smashed his dreams. Probably
>you've only given him new, wet ones.

>/Par

Heh heh.  Par's comments are definitely on the upswing.

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From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Get a life newbie flame # 107.
Date: 12 Dec 92 09:31:58 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

In article <1123@dsbc.icl.co.uk> kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
[ Standard newbie flame "get a life" or "do you have a life" #107 ]

... for the thousandth time.

<yawn>  I'm only following up because you have some twisted notion that
if you bore people to ignoring you, you win.

-- Andy
From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Lazy Italians
Date: 14 Dec 92 13:48:32 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1992Dec12.025838.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> In article <H.eg.S6_&wLlxFys@jonh.wimsey.bc.ca>, jhenders@jonh.wimsey.bc.ca (John Henders) writes:
> > 
> > 	Perhaps you could post an article in Italian to show us your skills
> > in a second language? 
> > 
> I am lazy, man. I do not spend time to write something that only few people 
> can understand. You are supposed to be American-Italian, you are supposed 
> to know that we do not like to spend energy for nothing. Ciao.
>
You are a lazy "man," Michelle; why not get back to work.  Just to put
you right on a point... You already write things that few people can
understand - and you DO seem to spend a lot of energy for nothing.

-- 
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From: jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: HAVE : Beans  WANT : Farts
Date: 17 Dec 92 20:57:19 GMT
Organization: University of Scranton

In article <jorngh.209.724558197@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
> I need 200 million bullets for my 9mm Beretta.
> Reward : Total annihilation of the US continent.

Have: Beans  Want: gas

I think all 200, million of us Americans should have a big bean eating festival
and then blow all 39 Swedes off the planet or at least gas them to death in one 
giant FART!  It's a plan!  Petition your Senator!


				TROLL of AMERICA

*phlllllppllltt!!!  Oh no, Jorn, It's begun!!! Hide in a fjord!!!
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: The world, she's-a-round, like-a your head
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 15:03:28 GMT

In <6769@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca> king@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Stephen King) writes:
>In article <1g10fiINNjqu@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
>>>The discover of America has been for the italians a proof that the world is 
>>>round, not flat. 
>>If your ancestors were bright enough to figure out that the world was
>>round and not flat, why didn't *they* sponsor Christopher's trip, hmm?
>Hate to bring any factual information to this entertaining little exchange,
>but wasn't the Greek Aristosthanese (sp?) the one who first wrote of the earth
>being round? If I recall correctly, he calculated the circumference of our
>planet quite accurately, given his crude instrumentation.

And even more interesting, of course, Christopher Columbus had the 
circumference wrong.  If he hadn't accidently bumped into an unknown
continent on the way to India, he'd have been fish food.
From: liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Too many Deep Thoughts...
Date: 14 Dec 1992 23:52:06 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigwpi.wpi.edu

In article <1992Dec13.181236.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov 
(Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>ARGGGGGHHHHHH! What the fuck is happening?!? What the hell am I doing?!?

We honestly don't know.  What the hell *are* you doing?!?

>Little Lady, what is 
>your telephone number? Just curious.... 

I'm sure you're speaking of Pamela...

						--Liz

--
deal with it, pink boy
From: keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: British Empire Loyalists
Date: 21 Dec 92 00:18:44 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: T.S.A.K.C.

andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
->keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.) writes:
->>andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
->>->keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.) writes:
->>->>andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
->>->>->keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.) writes:
->>->>->>andy, you've never had a better solution to anything.
->>->>->>that's one reason you're such a laughingstock.
->>->>
->>->>->I, the laughing stock of alt.flame
->>->>
->>->>not "the," andy. that would imply there's something
->>->>special about you. you're one of the many
->>->>laughingstocks.
->>
->>->The one and only. 
->>
->>no, andy, you're just an unimportant one; the kind who,
->>for the most part, is ignored.

->I see.

good. that's progress.
From: slt22@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: US MARINES Blows it in Norway (was Re: sniff!!!)
Date: 13 Dec 92 18:43:31 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

In article <1992Dec12.132316.1@acad.drake.edu>, vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
> In article <jorngh.169.724167327@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
> 
>> THE US MARINES ARE A FUCKIN' JOKE !!! I can say this out of
>> *personal* experience. This summer I  finnished my military
>> service in the norwegian army (infantry) and in march/april
>> there was an international military operation called TEAMWORK 92
>> (yearly event in northern Norway).
> 
> Ah yes, THE MIGHTY ARMY OF NORWAY!!! ME JORN, BIG TREE! ME TAKEUM BAD AMERICAN!
> Yes, I'm sure the US committed its finest troops to do battle with Norway and
> the Dutch. I know how prized this mighty trophy must be! Get a grip Beatmaster.
> You managed to beat the piss out of the people who joined the army to be a
> journalist or something and the US sent them to a foreign land so they would get
> some sort of military gratification. We of the US usually refer to these sort
> of people as "pencil necked geeks" who joined the army to stop having their
> lunch money stoled from them.
> 
> --The Phantom

     My blood runs back to Norway but I am an american and I would just like to
say this.  One marine could kick 50 Norwegian army solders with his eyes closed 
I think that someone is daydreaming.  
				Satan
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper)
Subject: Re: Poor Michele, stuck in the Middle Ages...
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 13:54:57 GMT

In article <1992Dec12.193713.1@fnala.fnal.gov>, dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov
(Michele Dall'Agata) writes:

>I belive that we have the same
>rights, but I still belive that we are different! They are made to be
>penetrated by us. We are made to penetrate them. That's our *nature*.
If
>you think that it's wrong, you are a Moron.
Tell that to the 10% of the population who prefer sex with a member of
the same sex. If you think that it's wrong, you are a homophobic bigot.
And I can tell you from experience, women are made for a lot more than
being penetrated.

>YES. You are a moron. No way, I am sorry. How do you know that I do not
>behave in the same way, on real life? How do you know, it?!? You can't
>judge from alt.flame, you can't know anything.
If you can presume to deduce my intellectual level from my postings to
alt.flame, I can certainly judge your attitudes toward women from yours.
Start backpedalling, Mikey.

>I like women, I love them, I *love* to speak with them. But I love
>*too* to have fun of/with them, and I like when they do the same, and
>many of them like my prehistorical joke.
It sure didn't read like a joke here on alt.flame. Learn how to use
your smileys, Mikey.

>There are moments to speak and moments to have fun.
And moments to harrass? Get a clue, Mikey.

>Yes, look, you think to be the femminist. No way, man, you are a moron.

>You are so femminist that you belive that women need your help.
I am so feminist that I am careful of how I behave around women--
and around men, for that matter. Women don't need my help, but I don't
need to hinder them, either. Got that?

>Fuck yourself, man. You are wrong.
[sarcasm on for the clueless] Awwww, Mikey. I *wuv* you too...

>> There's a lot more
>> to impressing women than wearing black bikini briefs. Lots more.
> Yes, a lot more. But why do they wear black bikini briefs? Eh, why?
Because 
>they wanna be intellectual on the beach, maybe? People like to have
fun, 
>also. Idiot.

I was talking about *you* and your stained underpants. Idiot.

Arrivederci, asshole!

Tep
-- 
Did you really think I spoke for anyone else? Boy, you're gullible!
Newsgroups: alt.flame