HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 04:40:46 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <yzlnf5-.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>IN TALK.BIZARRE dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
>)
>)After your feeble attempts to put some moves on her, her opinion of
>)you, when asked later that night while I was getting ready to spend the
>)night with her mother(*), was that you were something better left
>)beneath the rock out from under which you'd crawled.
>)
>)(*) ... in bed, natch.
>
>I'm sorry, but the asterix (*) should have a comment about what a fat
>old hag the mother was.  You deserve that old douche bag, Kent.  You
>can sleep with women like that all you want and drag about it.  But
>everyone at FAT.BOB knows the douche for what she was, and is mocking
>--nay laughing their ass's off at-- you. You lady killer, you.

So you don't feel quite so much in control with mature women?

>So bugger off you Irish hag cunt licking four eyed freak.

I don't think that Kent has ever been that close to OTrauma.

>(There was only one woman at FAT.BOB: jenine.)

And?

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: "Chopper" Loyola tells a shaggy-dog story
Date: 12 Sep 92 16:22:38 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing  CA


 gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:

>	Once there was a Dominican friar named Father Ignatius Kowalski.
>He was sent to Africa as a missionary.  From the coast he had to take a
>long journey upriver, accompanied only by a native guide, to get to the
>mission where his Dominican superiors were sending him.
<rest of story deleted>

That has a lot of potential there Mark, but I don't think a lot of t.b
readers can identify with a Dominican Friar. Why don't you try this.
Make him a CIA Agent. Instead of travelling upriver in Africa, why don't
you have him travelling upriver in Vietnam to some secret camp on a
secret mission that his CIA superiors are sending him ........
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: OBSERVATIONS OF OHIO
From: demon@desire.wright.edu (Stupendous Man)
Date: 10 Sep 92 15:48:40 EST
Organization: Demonic Possesions, Inc.

In article <mzsn5pj.rdc@netcom.com>, rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:
> 
>  OBSERVATIONS OF OHIO
> 
> o Ohio is like Mexico, except there are no mexicans, just a lot of
>   white people, and you can drink the water.

	Ha ha hum.

> o Mayonnaise, Mayonnaise, Mayonnaise.

	Miracle Whip, you middle-of-the-road loser.

> o There is no more, there is no less, there is *exactly* one sushi
>   restaurant in Toledo, Ohio: "En Japanese".  The fish was bad.
>   You can tell when they cover the spice tuna rolls with heaps of
>   vinegar.  I'm amazed I didn't get sick.

	Guess we skimped too much on the hemlock.

> o Everyone drinks and smokes.

	That was just to make you feel at home.

> o Men are mostly assholes to women: drinking, beating, raping.

	No, that was just you.

> o People are so fucking small town and clueless about the World.

	Fooled another loser...

> p.s. Bob's Big Boys had great onion rings, though.

	Surprised you made it past the dweeb-o-meter

Brett                                                      
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Safe, legal rape
Keywords: sarcasm
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 01:11:22 GMT

In <Bu0EMI.KpC@encore.com> kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>>the same.  i only wish i could be there to watch
>>you wither away to nothingness, to see the wisp of
>>smoke as that miniscule spark that served you for
>>the fire of creativity blinks out, and to empty my
>>bladder onto the ashes, just to make sure.

>Ferchrisake, lighten up already.  Check the goddam keywords.

"There's a thin line between clever and stupid."

But far be it from me to argue that ata boy has crossed that line.

No, he's never been within a hundred miles of clever.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon)
Subject: Re: the craving of the metal west
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 02:00:42 GMT


In article <18okjaINNllq@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis  
Yarvin) writes:
>And sometimes you
>just have to throw out a few chunks of baby with the bathwater.

Where's your originality, Curtis? I mean, the same phrase in the same day?
--
Lately things don't seem the same
Don't know if im comin up or down
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: More on Dave Hill, well known ASSHOLE
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 13:49:09 GMT


Dave also took the o-so original, and still funny, trick of setting
follow-ups to misc.test.

HAW HAW HAW!@!@!@!@@!@!@

DIDJA THINK OF THAT ONE YERSELF?!?!@!@#!#!#

YOU SLAY ME!@!@!@!@

asshole.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: smytonj@pell3l0.alleg.edu (James Smyton)
Subject: The Moral of The Story
Organization: Allegheny College
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 00:04:38 GMT

Once there was a group of three explorers that went in to the jungle.
They soon came upon a great gem on an engraved pedestal.  The encription  
read those who shall remove this gem shall be shat upon by the great  
foo-bird and must not bathe under the penalty of death.
The group read this and regarded the curse as nothing but a crock of  
crocodile shit.  No sooner than they had removed the stone, the great  
foo-bird flew over and dumped his payload on the unlucky explorers.
(coincidence? I THINK NOT)
Four days later the first explorer gave into the urge to bathe for the  
festering feces were causing him to blow his groceries every few minutes.
As soon as his body hit the water, he was struck down by a piece of  
Sputnik that had remained in orbit much too long.
Days later the second and third explorers gave in to a similar urge. Not  
due to the smell, however from an inability to get dates.  They stepped in  
to the water and were soon engulfed by canibalistic hare-kirshnas.

The moral: If the foo shits, WEAR IT!!!
From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: the difference between unc and umd
Date: 10 Sep 92 18:20:26 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742



unc:
   number of birkenstocks > number of doc martens

umd:
   number of birkenstocks < number of doc martens



yong-mi
well, unc also has a lot more leggy blonde coeds
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: please continue
Date: 8 Sep 92 03:30:09 GMT
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (No one you know) writes:
: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
"Exit 'Loons On The Tree'," said the voice in my ear.  I jumped involuntarily
when a gun cracked sharply behind me. A dark shape fell from my shoulder to the  
ground. The raven croaked up at my faceless skull, "Rodriguez, I always  
suspected you were a gold-digger, but I never thought I'd catch you with the
shovel in your hand and a bucket full of ore."

"Good shooting, Chloe," I said.  "Now let's get the fuck out of here before

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"What have I done to piss the gods off?"  ---Terence Trent D'Arby
Current Album--Indio:Big Harvest
Current Read--John Updike:Rabbit, Run
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 15 Sep 92 19:08:07 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade.misc.test
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

Blair writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cadaverine.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
)>>>>>>>>>>>Carasso.
)>>>>>>>>>>Countach.
)>>>>>>>>>Coup d'etat.
)>>>>>>>>Corfu.
)>>>>>>>Ceteris Paribus.
)>>>>>>Copycat.
)>>>>>Contrapositive.
)>>>>Crustacean.
)>>>Cruzeiro.
)>>Corazon, Que Can Eat It
)>Common Denominator.
)Caca.
Cacao.

rp -- Creme de ...
From: mdm@sparc2.prime.com (Michael D. McAfee)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: new Crayola crayon color
Date: 14 Sep 92 21:53:44 GMT
Organization: Computervision


		Angst black


	Michael, the Chaotic
	disclaimer: forget it, this section of the post is already longer
			than the main body
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: CARASSO: I LOVE TV!!!
Date: 13 Sep 92 15:29:28 GMT

Forwarded message:
From carasso Tue Dec 17 22:19:06 1991
Subject: CARASSO: I LOVE TV!!!
To: talk-bizarre@ucbvax.berkeley.edu (talk.bizarre)
Date: Tue, 17 Dec 91 22:19:06 PDT
X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.2 PL10]


Think about it.  On TV you can see a child grow up.  You can see an
evolution, a growth, a beautiful experience, the journey of one child
from boy to man.  You can see his muscles grow, his voice deepen, his
hair darken and thin, his body fill out, his acne clear up, his
coolness reach full expression into a smooth, lean, macho, suave,
lady-killing man, of power, success, and love.  Wilber Redenbacher,
popcorn master, grandson extraordinare, you, yes, you, are hot.  

Truly yours,

Richard Simmons


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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 22:27:18 GMT

In article <6185@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>Cadaverine.
)>>>>>>>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
)>>>>>>>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
)>>>>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
)>>>>>>>>Carasso.
)>>>>>>>Countach.
)>>>>>>Coup d'etat.
)>>>>>Corfu.
)>>>>Ceteris Paribus.
)>>>Copycat.
)>>Contrapositive.
)>Crustacean.
)Cruzeiro.
Corazon, Que Can Eat It

				--Blair
				  "A slander a day helps keep auteurs away."
				  -Mia Farrow


Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:30317 soc.culture.arabic:3697 alt.fan.letterman:834
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.arabic,alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: ARABS - TERRORISTS
Date: 16 Sep 1992 04:15:48 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, nabeel@sce.carleton.ca (Nabeel Ghuzlaan) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>   Instead of bitching about this, why don't people like you
>- Carrasso etc. - try to influence the American policy?

 nabeel@sce.carleton.ca -- anagram (@=s)
*****************************************
    LET SARCASO BE EN CANCEL !!!!!
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: dry-erase markers
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 19:04:37 GMT
Keywords: fuck em

 Erasable from Expo Marking Surface, porcelain boards, glass, and unpainted
 metal.  Wipes off with a dry cloth or tissue.  Marks fine, medium, and
 broad lines.  Eliminates chalk dust and messy clean-up.

"Hey, Jeff, throw me the eraser from your board.  Some walked off with mine."
"Catch!"
"What?"
>WHAM<
The eraser landed squarely in the middle of keyboard transforming it from
Caucasion to a definite minority persuasion.  There is no way avoid a
very "messy clean-up."

At least no one will steal it now.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade
From: paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Atharvan)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Organization: The Net-Anarchists of SCI, Inc.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 03:22:14 GMT

In article <1992Sep15.023123.11514@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
[...]

>I'd like to pose the following question to the net: We all know that the
>color of our favorite kinds of fruit is taken for granted, within a
>certain range of shades (i.e. apples may be red or green, as well as grapes,
>and brown bananas are sometimes okay). But when you get right down to the
>pith of the matter, how would you like to bite into a nice, soft, juicy
>maroon-colored watermelon? Or a turquoise orange? 
>
>It's one of the great cruxes of the modern era, ever since the late
>Alfred Gouley stood atop the steps of the Lincoln Memorial in 1978 and
>spake: "I am but a tick. But I suck the blood of the world."
>
[...]

Frankly, I wouldnt mind a black orange or better still a sky-blue peach.

The color of the fruits in question has got little to do with the
taste thereof. This was the whole point of burgess' masterpiece
Clockwork Orange, in other words an orange the shade of clockwork.
It does sound a little obscure, but clockwork is now agreed by scholars
of chromatography to be a pale white/ light yellow, the kind of color they
used to paint the small travelling clock cases in the late sixties.
Not that arriving at this conclusion was an easy task for our wise men.

Indeed the related question that has troubled scientists down the ages, verily:
What color is time ? 
-- has been answered in somewhat gory detail by Dali with his 
Persistence of Time. To wit a flourescent red-orange, 
the color that he shades his melting clock in the background,
which again leads us to the concept of clockwork orange.
Proving that color is one of the primal super-strings that
bind reality.

An old chinese saying said:

"He who has seen the color of his guts has nothing more to live for."
Which is true most of the time.

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: The Time is NOW
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 15:10:27 GMT

Isnt this one of your favorite cliches, "The time is now".

Like, what other time could it be.

"What time is it?"
"The time is three hours ago"

BUt in reality, the time is NOW to re-sieze the .net, and the country, from
raging fascists like Don Dodson, Fred McCall, Pat Robertson, etc. On these
peoples agenda is the banning of all material which is not properly grounded
in fundamentalist christian morality, the increase of the federal budget
until it becomes so big that the government collapses and these scum can
move in to fill the void, making it mandatory for all people to marry
a member of the opposite sex by age 22, forced bible readings in the
schools, and the violent destruction of all mosques in the world.

Its true, duh duhson told me so himself....

-rob
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: THE COMPLETE ENGLISH TO CHINESE DICTIONARY
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 12:30:40 GMT

> rdc@netcom.com (Carasshole) tears down the house with:
>
>arrangeable	-> alangeabre
>arrival		-> alivar


HAW HAW HAW!@!@!@!@!@

I GET IT!!@!@!@!@

CHINESE FOLKS CONFUSE 'L' AND 'R"

HAW HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!@!@!@!@!@

you know roger, these dictionaries are HYSTERICAL
i CANT GET ENOUGH

KEEP EM COMING!@!@!@!@!@!@!@

HAW!@!@!@!@!@

lcdr dobson


Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28955 alt.fan.warlord:6145
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: My new sig
Date: 4 Sep 92 20:49:06 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing  CA

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

|HEY I GOT A SIG NOW??
|AM I KOOL YET?!?!?

|--
|
|@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@@!!@!@!@!@
|
|Rob Dobson
|God-King
|Music Library Drone
|rwd4f@poe.acc.virginia.edu
|
|Disclaimer: FUCK YOU ALL
|
|!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!!@

Ha ha ha. I got it first!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: THE COMPLETE ENGLISH TO CHINESE DICTIONARY
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 92 20:27:28 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.


arrangeable	-> alangeabre
arrival		-> alivar
autocorrelate	-> autocolerate
barrel		-> baler
blackberry	-> brackbely
blueberry	-> bruebely
blurry		-> bruly
carrel		-> caler
chaparral	-> chapalar
conferrable	-> confelabre
coralberry	-> corarbely
corral		-> colar
corralled	-> colarred
correlate	-> colerate
corrigible	-> coligibre
corrodible	-> colodibre
corruptible	-> coluptibre
curricula	-> culicura
curricular	-> culicurar
curriculum	-> culicurum
deferrable	-> defelabre
deferral	-> defelar
extracurricular	-> extraculicurar
extraterrestrial-> extratelestriar
ferroelectric	-> feloerectric
ferrule		-> felure
flurry		-> fruly
gallberry	-> garrbely
garrulous	-> galurous
guerrilla	-> guelirra
horrible	-> holibre
huckleberry	-> huckrebely
incorrigible	-> incoligibre
incorruptible	-> incoluptibre
interruptible	-> inteluptibre
irrational	-> ilationar
irreclaimable	-> ilecraimabre
irreconcilable	-> ileconcirabre
irrecoverable	-> ilecoverabre
irredeemable	-> iledeemabre
irreducible	-> ileducibre
irrefutable	-> ilefutabre
irregular	-> ilegurar
irrelevancy	-> ilerevancy
irrelevant	-> ilerevant
irremediable	-> ilemediabre
irremovable	-> ilemovabre
irreparable	-> ileparabre
irreplaceable	-> ilepraceabre
irrepressible	-> ilepressibre
irreproachable	-> ileproachabre
irreproducible	-> ileproducibre
irresistible	-> ilesistibre
irresolute	-> ilesorute
irresolution	-> ilesorution
irresolvable	-> ilesorvabre
irresponsible	-> ilesponsibre
irretrievable	-> iletrievabre
irreversible	-> ileversibre
irrevocable	-> ilevocabre
irritable	-> ilitabre
marriageable	-> maliageabre
mulberry	-> murbely
quarrel		-> qualer
quarrelsome	-> qualersome
referral	-> refelar
salmonberry	-> sarmonbely
scurrilous	-> sculirous
slurry		-> sruly
sorrel		-> soler
sorrowful	-> solowfur
squirrel	-> squiler
surreal		-> sulear
terrestrial	-> telestriar
terrible	-> telibre
territorial	-> telitoriar
transferral	-> transfelar


carasso "it was only a matter of time"
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.politics.correct
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: RICHH:  SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 12:37:53 GMT


>In article <txmnqbb.richh@netcom.com>, richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:

>> (I paraphrase)
>> 
>> "Say what you want about the Nazis, no woman has ever had a fantasy about
>> being tied up and beaten by a man dressed as a liberal."
>> 

Sat what you want about liberals, RICHH, few women allow men dressed as nazis
to tie them up and beat them. Deal in reality, the liberal costume is working
fine for me.......
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Subject: Arrrggh!
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 02:23:41 GMT


Last night, I met a wonderful woman named Brenda.  She's gorgeous and
intellegent and more importantly, she's as weird as I am.

After she told me about the picture that's hanging in her bathroom of 
her dog wearing a shower cap, she challenged me to a killer game of
Rock-Scissors-Paper.

Then I learned she has a boyfriend.  Fuck.


Mark "I don't know if she likes The Patty Duke Show either" Lippert
From: leduc@schaefer.math.wisc.edu (Robert Leduc)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: When I'm Rich...
Date: 14 Sep 92 16:15:47 GMT
Organization: Univ. of Wisconsin Dept. of Mathematics

I Swear I thought he said when I am Richh....
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
From: donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Organization: SoftQuad Inc., Toronto, Canada
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 17:50:22 GMT

hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:

>In article <1992Sep10.023451.28489@fcom.cc.utah.edu> death writes:
>[ stuff deleted ]
>>>	FUCK YES THERE IS.  the sight of shot from a 12 G winchester ripping
>>>	through those stupid birds would please me more. as would a large 
>>>	amount of controlled substances randomly inserted into my meals.
>>
>> Beautiful.  Just beautiful.

>But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?

Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What does this mean?  How many do we have left to go?
Date: 6 Sep 1992 22:05:42 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
>I caught my fingers in the blender & they took me to the emergency room.

 tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com -- anagram (@=a)
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sam@rmtc.Central.Sun.COM (Sam Falkner)
Subject: Yog Sothoth!  Yog Sothoth!
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 23:24:13 GMT

now that i have your attention:

i have been assigned to give a report on the movie `sleepaway camp' for
my english class, but i don't understand it (especially at the end).

can anyone help?

thanks in advance!

- sam
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29950 alt.non.sequitur:48
From: prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: What I Learnt In College
Date: 14 Sep 92 02:31:11 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <Sep14.020922.78676@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>In article <1992Sep12.005845.6470@news.columbia.edu> gmw1@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Gabe M Wiener) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep10.200544.11029@galileo.physics.arizona.edu> huber@soliton.physics.arizona.edu (Eric Huber) writes:
>>>macroeconomic and but the fish fish fish
>>
>>We rehearse Tuesdays and Thursdays from 6-8 p.m.  You have to be able to
>>sight-read though.
>>
>Then how many lurkers are there on this group?
>
Well, I for one would NEVER be caught posting here!  It's above my
elephant!

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( David Prokopy - prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu                                 )
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