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From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Teachin' Tyger
Date: 31 Jul 92 17:20:46 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.

puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) writes:

>>>And Eagle cackles back...
>>>>>Well, I been gettin lessons of the Tyger.....
>>>And, finally, Kitty in the Middle (of what?) grabs 2 pennies and tosses...
>>Hmmm...well if you are in Australia, they would have to be King George
>>pennies.....

>I never knew the old guy wore penny loafers? Or was he just referrin'
>to his loyal subjects?  :)  (*NO* offense)

Hehehhehe....... well, I was actually referring to the game of two-up!
(No offence taken  =)

>>>>And he learns so well! *winks*
>>>Lessons learned well usually speaks HIGHLY of the teacher. *smooch*
>>Oh yes, my teacher is the bestest!  =)

>No wonder when the words "I WANT YOU TO STAY AFTER CLASS, YOUNG MAN!"
>are uttered, you get this wierd smile on your face. Would LOVE to
>hear about the homework she assigns...

Hmmm.... errrr..... ummm......  reminds me of a story I read in a
certain publication a while ago...  but back to the issue at hand(??)

Yes, weird smile, if you could only see what I was showing/feeling on
the inside!!  But I am sorry, I could not break the teacher/student
confidence we share.....  =)

>Puter	puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com	.sig by Generic Labels

-IE!

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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: Hi all!  Did anyone notice I was gone?
Organization: OFSA
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 17:50:35 GMT

lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) sez:

>Hmmmm...seems ARCland hosts a casts of OddReligiousCharacters: the
>PrayerfulSnoopy, the JesuitTheologian (sorry, JT 8-), the Genuflecting-
>Vulcan, the HolySorceress, and (of course) the DirtyRottenCatholic. 8-)

Don't forget NatureFreakPseudoDruids!
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: RFA request for membership?
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 04:36:17 GMT
Organization: Dept of CompSci, U of Auckland

jpw@octel.com (Jason Winters) shares: 
>
>Hi Ya'll!!
>
>  I've Been lurk'n here for a bit... and harassing Julie
>in e-mail... :)  thought I would try my hand:

	  Welcome to ARCland, The Happiest Place On The Net!

*WELCOME HUGS*

clare

PS loved the story, what's your title gonna be?

-- 
Oh, why didn't I listen when they said "Never do a   |  cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz 
 masters and try to have a life at the same time"?   |  clare west
                 BigSis to Chris, Eric and Kristiina
                    Official Welcomer of the RFA
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Clare!!
Date: 22 Jul 92 21:01:22
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
	<LF.92Jul22104404@barkley.berkeley.edu>
	<1992Jul23.021915.1853@sequent.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: rip@sequent.com's message of 23 Jul 92 02:19:15 GMT

Rip lupines [and Audience groans]:
>LF hesitates, soon to be lost:
>>BigBertha?  Ummmm...I think I'll pass on her, got my lap to protect...
>>[Rip grins wolfishly.]
>Woof!

Good boy!  Now, roll over!  Play dead!  Howl!!

>> I said pass *on* her, not make a pass *at* her!!!
>Don't tell me, tell Bertha, she is on the way....

She's WHAT?!?!  [LF's only reply is the sound of the door lunging off
its hinges to get out of the way of...]

		      B I G   B E R T H A ! ! !

[BB grins devilishly.]  Hiya sweetie, how's tricks?  [She immediately
leaps into LF's lap.  His chair decides to give up the struggle and
promptly collapses.  LF makes a hasty exit through (not so) faked
asphyxiation.  BB fusses over him all the way to the hospital, thereby
challenging the ambulance driver's perfect record by heavily
imbalancing his vehicle.]

[Flashforward: 2 days later.  BB decides that LF's crushed gonads
weren't too pleasant to look at, and latches herself onto his BigBro,
Rip.  Poetic justice at its sweetest.  8-)]

Lexi(GonnaNeedThatPenal(Sic,Ain'tIt?)Pump)Fiend
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher)
Subject: Unnamed
Organization: Quitters Inc.
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 06:51:58 GMT

	Actually a letter sent to someone I adored.  We spent a lot of
time together.  I found out that friendship could be a bit deeper than
caring about one another.  She took care of me more than I had
expected.  The actions were intense, but the feelings went no further
than friendship...  at least for her...

To my love unnamed,

     Oh, how I long for thee.  I wish to hold you in my arms
and  to kiss your loving neck for all the days and nights to
come.  My only fear is that you should not love me.  If that
were to be so, I would be saddened.

     My  sad, sad heart  cries for you and  the love you can
give.   Your  sweet voice lulls  me to sleep  at night, your
touch  takes me  to heights unknown  when I  hold you tight.
But  now you are gone... gone to a place called somewhere...
anywhere.   It matters not where, for you would still be too
far for me to even approach.

     But  I feel I  might soon find  happiness somehow.  The
only  way I believe  I could accomplish this  is to rid this
world  of my one problem...   I shall leave  you and my life
now.   Hold me not in your life, heart, or arms...  I am not
worthy of it all.  My love to you...

                                             Erin Anderson -
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Bathtime for Tyger
Organization: None, today. Thank you.
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 17:56:09 GMT

>>>Oh hush! a Typo could happen to anyone! :P
>>
>>Even someone as ________ (fill in the blank) as you? WHEW! Glad to know
>>that there IS equality among the sexes! I was afraid that it was a female
>>thing again...  :)
>
>Oh no please, I *couldn't* fill in the blank...do it for me? *innocent look*

Oh, gee. Well, I *HAVE* been told that I'm not bad at fillin' holes (I
heard that thought!), but I'll give it my best try...

Beautiful
Sexy
Intelligent
Witty
Devastatingly Sensuous
Resourceful
Adaptable
Playful
Funny
Ravenous
Quirky
Coy
Haughty
Frighteningly Funkee
Mysterious
Magical
Jaded
Curvaceous
Purringly Purrrfect

ETC.....

>>>Oh no please...I'm intrigued...
>>I was too, until I found Algebra.    (GROAN)
>
>Oh jeeeeeez! Not a PUNsterDude! 

Hey. We come in all sizes, flavors, and colors. Besides, I had just 
finished readin' several posts from LexiFiend when I wrote that!  :)

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From: ins499y@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Mr D. Peethamparam)
Subject: Re: Big trouble.
Organization: Monash University
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 04:40:50 GMT

LexicographicalFiend advises:
: Rules *kill* Romance.  *Guidelines* help it along...and I hope you see
: the difference between the two (ie. flexibility).

I do, now.

: (a) Parents are *good* people to have on your side

I agree; I make it a point to get along with all my friends' (male and female)
parents.  I guess I'm just trying to protect myself from the fallout of
a failed relationship.  And, no, I am *not* a sh*thead to girls -- never
have been, never will be, never could be.  It's just that if my
parents and her parents were good friends, and the relationship ended (for
whatever reason -- most likely the "LJBF" talk), the tension among both 
families would be a little difficult to deal with.

: Huh?  Falling in love with a person you hardly know is a *very* risky
: proposition.  I would think friendship is a *prerequisite* for
: RealRomance...or am I missing something here?

Well, I was talking about unrequited love.  It's happened to me a few too
many times for me to allow to happen again.  Three times in the past 18
months, in fact.  It's different this time around, though, we _both_
want this relationship to happen.  I guess, once in a while, falling
in love with a friend can lead to a real romance. *blissed-out smile*

: Trying to hide a
: romance from your parents...well, they're gonna be asking some pretty
: tough questions when they find out...
: 
: My advice:
: 
: Talk to your parents about it.  Find out exactly how they feel about
: your romancing their friend's daughter.  Tell them how you feel about
: her.  You may be surprised how supportive they might be, and what
: valuable advice they might give you...

NOT!  Well, not right now, anyways.  We've decided to let things just
happen, and take it from there.  If this relationship turns out the
way I hope it does, it's going to be pretty hard to hide......

: G'luck...'n g'lovin...8-)
: 
: Lexi(WhatTheHellAmITalkingAbout?)Fiend

Thanks, my friend.  (Or should that be fiend? :-)  )

Deeran
					|	"In days to come,
	Deeran Peethamparam		|	 we'll see the sun
	ins499y@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au	|	 as more than just
	dpeet@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au	|	 a star...."
					|		J. Farnham

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Subject: Re: anyone notice me yet?
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 05:47:23 GMT
Organization:  Cuz I'm a Blonde!

In article <1992Jul27.115004.2377@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au> t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle ) writes:
>tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:
>>In article <1992Jul25.205620.3282@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> ccolling@nyx.cs.du.edu (Lady Firebird) writes:
>>>this is only my third article in two days...
>>>hello?
>
>>Hiya! I'm not one of the official ARC greeters, but I guess I'll have to
>>do for now! I *love* your alias...Lady Firebird...oh my oh gracious...
>>I'm Tyger...I'm loud, crude, obnoxious, and romantic...nice combo, huh?
>>Keep writing!
>
>Dont believe a word she says...  she really is twice as bad as that!
>  (only kiddin Tyger hon..  =)

Dont'cha just love this! Stabs me in the back then calls me his honey...why I
ought to smack you...problem is you'd probably like it...:P

>>>Catherine G. Collingwood, aka Lady Firebird       NCSSM '92
>
>>  Tyger (Your real name is cool too!)
>
>Hmmmm...unless you are a Melbournian....  I am sure Chris will back me
>up here  =)

Huh?

>-IE!

    Tyger

-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break 
 
                       
        
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Subject: Re: Bathtime for Tyger
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 92 04:23:16 GMT
Organization:  Cuz I'm a Blonde!

In article <1992Jul24.112108.27081@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au> t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle ) writes:
>tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:
>
>>>I(FeedsWildOatesToHisCockatoo)E!  
>>  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^   
>
>>Wow! He sows wild oats with a *bird*! KINky! 
>Well, you should have already KNOWN that.......

Me? Sorry, my spies hadn't informed me yet of your odd preferences yet...:)

>-BMIEB!

  Tyger

-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker  And I would chose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com    That's if the choice were mine to make   
                          But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady  And you can have this heart to break 
 
                       
        
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher)
Subject: Re: Touching
Organization: Quitters Inc.
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 06:03:26 GMT

jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
>erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher) shares: 

>>	AYYYGH!  Not that!  Bwah!  [Erin does a fancy roll to get away

>Ya know, its funny how reading something can make you remember something
>else.  I was laughing at this silly story when I suddenly remembered a 
>dream I had last night about my wedding....I was in the reception line,
>and everyone was walking thru congratulating Steven and I....and all the
>guys were kissing me.  I remember thinking that if it wasn't my wedding
>day, Steven probably wouldn't like this very much......

	You think I would be there to congratulate you?  Sheesh.  I'm
only going to kiss the bride!  ;)

> FUTURE MRS. JULIE SALTER	|   no more..."

	Strange.  That line caught my eye.  I am sure she didn't mean
it.
From: HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Baboo (Holton, Jeffrey))
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Peanut butter
Date: 25 Jul 92 07:28:04 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University
Originator: news@lafcol

In article <1992Jul24.172628.3011@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> dars@joplin.biosci.arizona.edu (David AR. Sanders) writes:
>In article <24JUL92.09326155.0015@lafibm.lafayette.edu> HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Baboo (Holton, Jeffrey)) writes:
>>In article <1992Jul24.065222.10951@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver) writes:
>>>
>>>DreamWeaver wonders:
>>>
>>>If you awoke one fine morning to find yourself in a strange apartment ...
>>>in a strange bed ... with a stranger ... and ...
>>>
>>> ... you found peanut butter behind your ear ...
>>>
>>> ... and some more behind your elbow ...
>>>
>>> ... and even more behind your knee ...
>>>
>>> ... would that bother you?
>>
>>Crunchy or smooth?
>>
> I've never actually come across a crunchy stranger before, have you ??
>
> And I HAVE tried :-)
>
> me
>.
>.

Depends on how you define strange.  I'm fairly strange, and I may not
be crunchy, but I am certainly sometimes coarse.

--J.  ;)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Jokes/Payback
Organization: None, today. Thank you.
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 15:35:07 GMT

 jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) tosses her locks...
(which is much more invitin' than her cookies)
>puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) shares: 
>
>>Just remember that lurking under every dumb blonde COULD be
>>a smart brunette!  :)
>
>*giggle*  Reallly?  *tossing head side to side*  Gee!  That's way cool!

I KNEW that you would understand.  :)

>Thought for the day:
>
>If blondes dying their hair brunette is called artificial intelligence,
>then what is it called when a brunette dies her hair blonde?

The "Madonna Syndrome"?     (toss cookies time)

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From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Clare!!
Date: 21 Jul 92 06:12:37 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: rip@sequent.com's message of 21 Jul 92 03:30:21 GMT

Rip amazes:
>Calling Clare West, calling Clare West.  Come in Clare West!
                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Wow!  And I thought you were kidding when you said you'd perfected the
matter transporter...or has Clare recently moved to Oregano and told
no one else?  8-)

(Yes folks, it's after midnight...somewhere in the world...)

>Hey, I tried to send you the chat pics, but it keeps bouncing on me!

Oh wow!  The last thing I remember bouncing on me was Sam D. Cat, and
it wasn't exactly a pleasant experience, what with her claws and all...

Try sending it from your *other* account...should work...

Lexi(IWishOneOfThemLexiBabesWouldBounceOnMe)Fiend
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: kimmyd@bnr.ca (Kimmy Posey P920)
Subject: To BDC on BDC
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, BNR-RTP 
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 17:35:13 GMT

Man!  I wondered what BDC stood for.  Cool.  Yeah, you're right the ladies here
are pretty self-sufficient aren't they.  I love it!

KimmyD
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: My Bioghraphy
Date: 30 Jul 92 16:47:19 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

Kryst the Philosopher shares:

}                 Erin Anderson's Biography

[deleted unfortunately]

Erin, less a biography more a way of life.  It struck many chords
with me.  Thank you

-- 
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
                                            --  Charlie Brown
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: The ARCKissingBooth (was Re: Kissin')
Organization: OFSA
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 22:06:28 GMT

jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) shocks me with:

>dars@joplin.biosci.arizona.edu (David AR. Sanders) shares: 
>
>>>Of course!  Only at the wedding, in the woods, in my presence, on his
>>>cheek.
>>
>>Ummmmm, which cheek :-)  (Or is that too cheeky a question :-) )
>
>Well, CuteLips, which cheek do you think I would allow the women of the
>world to kiss my most handsome fiance?

"cutelips"? You are calling the Kid, CUTELIPS????!!!

*sigh*...what am I gonna do with her...WAIT, don't anyone answer that
question, I have LOTS of ideas!

S.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver)
Subject: Re: Peanut butter
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
	<1992Jul24.065222.10951@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> <LF.92Jul24094352@barkley.b
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 10:48:47 GMT


Lexi observes:

> Only if the stranger were male, or if she refused to lick the peanut
> butter off.  Let's face it, my tongue can't reach two of the above
> three areas...

If you don't mind, Lexi, I'll "face" the other way while you try to tuck
your tongue behind your ear ... nothing personal ;)

-DreamWeaver
 "... nuttin' ... honey ... "

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Subject: Re: Tygers
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 05:41:07 GMT
Organization:  I'm part of a massive Blonde Conspiracy
Distribution: world,australia

In article <1992Jul27.005907.10922@mintaka.lcs.mit.edu> code@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu () writes:
>Tyger can't cause allergies cos she's a Tyger, not a conventional cat.


    Yeah, that's it! I'm unconventional! ;)

     Tyger
-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Catherine a sexy name?
Date: 30 Jul 92 15:29:09
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
	<Bs6z3q.507@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> <Bs7G1p.JAA@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>
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In-reply-to: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu's message of Thu, 30 Jul 1992 13:56:13 GMT

Jules remarks:
>And there are different levels of engagement.  You could be secretly
>engaged and not have to tell parents.  That's always fun.

Unless, of course, your BestPal (who somehow knows you're engaged)
accidentally lets it slip to your parents.  Depending on their frame
of mind, this *could* lead to some unpleasant confrontations based on
their assumptions...or it could be fun.  8-)

>Lots of options here, Erin.  Don't worry yourself to death about it.
>If you love her deeply and would like to someday marry her, tell her
>that.  You might be surprised at her response....

Of course, in the heat of the moment (ooooh! 8-), it's often difficult
to distinguish between a wish and a firm intention...but them's the
breaks.  (Is it just me, or does everyone think I'm in the running for
MostObscureCommentatorOfTheYear? 8-)

>*hugs*
>Julie (Mom)
        ^^^
Whose? ;-)

Lexi(AboutReadyToCrashAndBurnAfterABloodyTaxingWeekThat'sAlmostOver)Fiend
From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Tygers
Date: 27 Jul 92 17:20:50 GMT
Distribution: world,australia
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.

code@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu writes:

>Tyger can't cause allergies cos she's a Tyger, not a conventional cat.

Hmmm...wouldnt be possible that Mr Code has a thing for Tygers?? =)

-IE!

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From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: The ARCKissingBooth (was Re: Kissin')
Date: 30 Jul 92 16:16:55 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

In article <1992Jul30.083536.24969@cs.aukuni.ac.nz> epoo1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Edouard Malachi     Poor           ) writes:

}this is just a test. clare made me do it.....


Hmm, I've heard that one somewhere before, Mr Poor.

The lady in question was partially responsible for me joining in this
wonderful mayhem.

Glad to see you about the place.  Pull up a chair and join in the
story telling.  Get ready to dance the night away and be prepared to
duck for cover when the next food fight starts (we haven't had one for 
about, oooh, must be six weeks now, so the next one can't be long)

A welcome


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 Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle
==============================
One smile and suddenly nobody else will do
-- 
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
                                            --  Charlie Brown
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 15:30:26 -0400 
From: Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: On Chivalry: RELAX!
	<1992Jul27.153507.20883@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>

lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
> 
> Ya never know when some wild and crazy man might come along with 
> ropes and chains trying to steal the Good Romantic Witch's 
> Romance Dust!

*horrified look* Somebody is planning to steal the Good Romantic Witch?!!
Stealing our Madame Prez?!! This is outrageous. This will not stand!!
(hmm... sit down maybe or is it crouch? Sorry George H. Bush, that line
needs some refinement) Arise, ye ARChampions!! Take arms (and legs etc)
for a just battle. A battle to........   Wha? Oh, the Romance Dust. Oops.
*blush* Well, never mind. It's still outrageous trying to steal GMRD.
Anyone have an M-16 ready? I'll need 10 30-rounds magazine. How about
the M-203 GrenadeLauncher with some of those 40 mm AntiPersonelGrenade?

Richard
Official RoadRunner of RFA
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 20:00:20 -0400 
From: Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Catherine a sexy name?
	<Bs7G1p.JAA@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>

jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) writes:
> There is such a thing as a long engagement.  Truly!  There is!  And there
> are different levels of engagement.  You could be secretly engaged and not
> have to tell parents.  That's always fun.  Lots of options here, Erin.  Don't
>
> *hugs*
> Julie (Mom)

Wow, a Mom that encourage secret romances! That's a novel experience for
me. Julie, have you been copyrighted? 

Richard
Official RoadRunner of RFA