From: brabec@pysgjb.physics.ncsu.edu (Charles Brabec)
Subject: TTA Sound File Guide
Organization: NCSU Physics, Condensed Matter Theory
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 15:27:18 GMT

Guide to Tiny-Toon Adventures Sound Files Available at plucky.physics.ncsu.edu
Version 1.4c  - September 28, 1992
 
Compiled by Charles Brabec (brabec@pysgjb.physics.ncsu.edu)
 
All descriptions for files other than those I posted were copied from
lists made by the posters, namely:
              Vince Taluskie     - taluskie@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
              Bob Kollmeyer      - rjk1@cec1.wustl.edu               
              Jolyon Silversmith - silvers3@husc8.harvard.edu
              Larry Drews        - ldrews@nyx.cs.du.edu
 
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Contents:
        0. What is this Guide?
        1. How do I use this Guide?
        2. How do I use FTP to get these files?
        3. How do I use these sounds on my XXXXXX machine?
        4. The sound files list.
 
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0. What is this Guide?
 
   As the number of sound files available at calvin has increased, so has the
number of separate guides. I wanted to compile one complete list to all the
Tiny-Toons sound files. In addition, I wanted to answer a few FAQ's that
were relevant to the playing of sound files.
   This guide represents the first compilation of such a list (to my
knowledge.) It will be posted to alt.tv.tiny-toon and plucky.physics.ncsu.edu.
Suggestions, comments, changes, praise, and (constructive) criticism are
welcome. Additions to the FAQ sections are encouraged. Flames --> /dev/null.
   I have limited this list to cover only the Tiny-Toons sounds at plucky.
This guide is intended to cover the Tiny-Toon sounds only.
                                       - Charles J. Brabec
                                         brabec@pysgjb.physics.ncsu.edu
 
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1. How do I use this Guide?
 
   All the files listed are available from plucky.physics.ncsu.edu in 
the directory /sounds.
   Each entry consists of a file name, followed by the size of the file,
followed by the initials of who posted it. The next lines consist of a
description of the sound and/or a list of what is said.
 
Key to posters initials:
 
CJB - Charles J. Brabec   - brabec@pysgjb.physics.ncsu.edu
JS  - Jolyon Silversmith  - silvers3@husc8.harvard.edu
LD  - Larry Drews         - ldrews@nyx.cs.du.edu
RJK - Bob Kollmeyer       - rjk1@cec1.wustl.edu
VT  - Vince Taluskie      - taluskie@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
 
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2. How do I use FTP to get these files?
 
   If you've never used anonymous-FTP before, here's roughly what you do:
 
type 'ftp plucky.physics.ncsu.edu' or 'ftp 152.1.119.67'
you should get a message saying you've connected and asking for a username
type 'anonymous'
you should get a request for a password
type in your internet address (i.e. 'username@machine.anyu.edu')
you should get a message saying successful login, followed by an 'ftp>'
type 'cd sounds' to go to the sound directory
type 'dir' to see a list of files available
 
    At this point, let's assume you want to download the file 'chiknraw.snd'
 
type 'binary' to set the transfer mode to binary files
type 'get chiknraw.snd'
you should receive a few messages telling you the transfer completed
    successfully
type 'quit' to end your FTP session
 
   This is a very naive explanation of what to do, which assumes everything
is working properly and assumes your ftp program works the same as mine.
If you need more help, I recommend hunting down someone who has used FTP
on your machine before to help you.
 
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3. How do I use these sounds on my XXXXXX machine?
 
   All the sound files listed are in Mac/PC .SND format recorded at   
11kHz unless otherwise posted. This format contains 8-bit unsigned
data with no header information. 
 
To play these sounds on a PC with a Soundblaster or compatible card:
      
      After downloading the file to your PC, use the VOC-HDR program,
   which should be supplied with your Soundblaster, to convert the 
   .SND file to .VOC format. Remember that the sample rate is 11000 Hz
   and the data length is 8-bits. 
      Alternately, download the file 'snd2voc.zip' which contains a program
   which I wrote to be a little easier to use than VOC-HDR. ($PLUG$) It's
   freeware as well, which means people who don't have Soundblaster
   software can still do SND-->VOC conversions. 'snd2voc.zip' is also in the
   main directory on plucky.
      
To play these sounds on a PC without a Soundblaster card:
(This also works for people with Soundblasters who don't want to convert
 all the files to VOC format)
      
      Download the file 'playbwc.zip' which contains a program for playing
   .snd files to the PC internal speaker, to an easy-to-build DAC, or to
   the Soundblaster card. To play one of these sound files to the internal
   speaker using playbwc, type 'BWC chiknraw.snd /I /P11000'. This works
   moderately well on my PC, your mileage may vary. As of this
   writing, 'playbwc.zip' is NOT YET ON PLUCKY.
 
To play these sounds on a Mac:
 
      After you download the file to your Mac, you need to add the 
   appropriate file-type and resource information so that your player program
   will recognize the file as a sound data file. I usually use a program 
   called RES-EDIT to change the file-type and resources to match those 
   of an existing working sound file I already have. I'm no Mac expert, 
   though, so this is by no means the best way to do things.
 
To play these sounds on an Atari ST:
 
      No file conversion necessary, just run the file through your 
   favorite player program. Or so I'm told. 
 
To play these sounds on other machines:
 
      You will probably have to convert the files to a format your machine
   will recognize. I strongly recommend getting hold of Guido van Rossum's
   Audio File Formats Guide, which is periodically posted to 
   alt.binaries.sounds.d. It contains all the information you would ever
   need about converting between file formats and about playing sounds
   on various platforms. 
      The Audio Formats guide in on plucky in the file Formats.Guide on
   plucky.
 
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4. The sound files list.

123squis.snd - 113k - VT  
             - Dizzy gets shrunk down to bug size to 
               teach him a lesson.  Buster threatens him with being 
               'squished'.
 
Buster: Hey, what's cookin' bug-brain ?  Wanna be squished ?
Dizzy: Yipe!
Buster: A one, an TWO an a SQUISH!
 
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6minspan.snd -  56k - RJK           
             - From Animaniacs
             
Daffy:  Yeah, when it comes to cartoons, us old timers
        only have a 6 minute attention span.
 
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acmecabl.snd -  76k - CJB
             - Babs describes Acme Cable TV
             - Low recording quality, sorry

Babs: My folks just got Acme Cable - Six-hundred and eighty-five
      channels of viewer pleasing mind-rot.

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annie.snd    -  51k - VT
             - Babs does Little Orphan Annie
 
Babs:  Grandfather, grandfather, don't let them send me to the orphanage.
 
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babslady.snd -  21k - RJK           
 
Babs:   Well, isn't that convenient?
 
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babsmood.snd -  70k - JS
             - From HISMV
             - Buster tells Babs that the music puts him in the mood.

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babswish.snd -  94k - VT  
             - Babs' desired qualities in her SO.
 
Babs: I'm tired of dating silly, immature little boys.  I'd like to meet
      a sophisticated older guy with a special affinity for rabbits.
 
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barbrann.snd -  37k - JS
             - From HISMV
             - Buster calls Babs by her full name.

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batcave.snd  - 206k - VT
             - Buster and Plucky meet the Dark Knight...
 
Buster: Oh, this time I've got it for sure....
 
Batman: Oh, no -- first that blond and now this....Aw, sheez Alfred
        why don't you just tell the whole world we're down here.
 
Buster: Huh!, See if I stand in line for your sequel.
 
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benocean.snd -  84k - JS
             - From HISMV
             - The Beneath the Ocean song.

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bitpart.snd  -  37k - RJK            
 
Plucky: This is the last time I let my agent talk me into a bit part.
 
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bottpool.snd -  39k - JS
             - From HISMV
             - Elmyra tells Furball that he won't learn anything on
               the bottom of the pool...

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bunyheat.snd - 259k - VT
             - it's THAT quote that JSW keeps raving about...complete with
               sound effects too.  From 'The Loony Beginning' where Babs
               is trying out different character voices.
 
Babs: ...or maybe a bit more bunny heat.....
 
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canthelp.snd -  15k - VT  
             - Babs's oft-repeated trademark saying. Taken from 
               the scene in "Debutante Devil" when Babs has piled everything 
               from books to the Halls of Congress so that Dizzy can learn
               to improve his posture and walk gracefully.
 
Babs: I just can't help myself....

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canthlp1.snd -  14k - ???
             - ?????
 
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cartoons.snd -  31k - JS
             - From HISMV
             - Banjo says that he has a lot to learn about...

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cher.snd     - 252k - VT  
             - Babs's impersonation of Cher in "Whining Out".
 
Cher: They say we're young,
      and don't have a clue.
      But we're leavin' here,
      so toodle-loo.
Chorus: Go.  Gotta go now....
Cher: They say we're poor,
      and can't pay the bill.
      I say we still got,
      bellies to fill.
Chorus: Go. Gotta go now....
Buster: Aloha! Sionara!
 
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chiknraw.snd - 149k - RJK           
             - Star Trek spoof from Hollywood Plucky
             
Kirk:   This...chicken...hasn't even been cooked. Bones, give me a reading.
McCoy:  Its _raw_ Jim!
Kirk:   Set phasers on broast.          
 
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chipstoo.snd -  44k - VT  
             - Features Buster's sad sounding sick voice
 
Buster: "Let me guess, you guys ate the carrot chips too...."
 
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cliche.snd   -  75k - CJB
             - Plucky has enough of Hamton's cliches

Hamton: Uhhh....
Plucky: One more cheery cliche and I'll turn your face inside-out!

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coconut.snd  -  94k - VT  
             - Features Shirley and her wiki-waki punch
 
Shirley: "Like, try our wiki-waki punch!  It's served in the 
          shell of a once living coconut that it now dead! 
          You murderers."
 
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comedy.snd   -  44k - RJK
 
Buster: Comedy in the wrong hands is a ... dangerous weapon.
 
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complain.snd -  52k - JS
             - From HISMV
             - A cigarette mumbles about how he isn't allowed in the theater.

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coupgrac.snd -  23k - JS
             - From HISMV
             - Buster gets ready to deliver the coup de gracie.

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curses.snd   -  78k - VT
             - Plucky curses in German accent as Einstein. From 'Never
               too Late to Loon'
 
Plucky: Schlapding Hamburger mit de Frrrankfurt, und de Saure-Brrraaaten!
 
Shirley: Ewww, like mondo negatory vibes....
 
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cutey01.snd  - 199k - VT
             - The cavity-given rabbit from 'The Loony Beginning'. Note that
               the digitizing got a little poor here due to the high pitch
               of the voice and the limitations of a SoundBlaster.
 
Cutey: (laugh) Golly, gee-whiz!  Aren't I just the key-utest thing you ever
       saw ?  A-hun, a-hun, I sure am.  I'll go to your house and I'll live
       for ever an'ever an'ever and you'll never ever ever get tired of me
       and I'll go hippity-hop hippity-hop, right into your heart...
 
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cutey02.snd  -  87k - VT
             - That cavity-given rabbit luvs being crumpled up and throw away
               Also from 'The Loony Beginning'.  A personal favorite.
 
Cutey:  I luv everybody, in ALL the world, and I ever love being crumpled
        up and thrown away (fades to mumble and cutey gets crumpled up...)
        
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diaper.snd   -  20k - CJB
             - From The Potty Years

Baby Plucky: "My diaper came back!"

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dippymom.snd - 108k - VT   
             - Features Babs' "Dippy Mom" voice
 
"Would you like Mr. Bunny to keep you company ?  And here's Mr. Ball!
 G'night, Mr. Ball"
 
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dizeatit.snd -  82k - JS
             - From "The Amazing 3."  Dizzy eats it.

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dizfilm.snd  - 245k - VT  
             - Dizzy's Performance Piece from "Animaniacs!": 
               "Dizzy Eat World" complete with Dizzy's rendition of 
               the Warner Bros. Theme and close with the "That's all folks"...
 
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diznaked.snd -  46k - JS
             - From HISMV
             - If Dizzy spins in summer, Dizzy will be...

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dizzyout.snd -  49k - RJK            
 
Dizzy:  Dizzy outta here!
 
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doctor.snd   -  99k - VT  
             - I couldn't help myself.  Elmyra asked Buster to 
               'play doctor' Take this one any way your wish...
 
Elmyra: Or we can play Doctor....?
Buster: Alright, we'll play doctor...
Elmyra: YOU lie on the bed and I'LL apply the anesthetic.
 
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dolunch.snd  -  33k - RJK            
 
Babs:   Have your people call my people. We'll do lunch.
 
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doorbell.snd -  15k - VT  
             - The doorbell at the Montanna Max estates. When you ring it, 
               it goes "MON-EY"
 
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dr-furr.snd  -  27k - RJK           
 
Furrball: Darn it Jim; I'm a doctor, not a barber.
 
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dryorwet.snd -  31k - JS
             - From HISMV
             - Buster asks Babs how she prefers her ears.

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duckdar.snd  - 291k - VT  
             - The Duck Daring Theme Song from "Duck out of Luck"
 
Chorus: We'll.....
        Jump, jump, jump for Justice.
        We'll Chop, chop, chop and Thump!
        We'll Stomp, stomp, stomp for Freeeedom
        And we'll run and....run and...(forgets the words)
Plucky: Ah....Jump -
Chorus: Jump, jump, jump for Justice.
        We'll Chop, chop, chop and Thump!
        We'll Stomp, stomp, stomp for Freeeedom...
Plucky: Get me outta here...
 
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duckkirk.snd - 209k - RJK            
 
Plucky: We..come..in..peace... etc. etc. etc..     
 
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dumpster.snd -  69k - CJB
             - Here's the REAL reason why the Cosby Show has been around
               for so long.
             - Low recording quality, sorry

Gogosby: Gotta keep this TV show goin' don't ya know, 'cause my movie
         career's in the dumpster.

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efblues.snd  - 446k - VT  
             - The Fabulous Tress MacNeille doing Babs doing 
               Elmer doing Elvis....I edited out any music that went on 
               during intermission where the sight gags are going on
               so that they song would be more continuous.
 
Joan Rivers: ....Elmer Presley!
Babs: I'm gonna raise a fuss,
      I'm gonna raise a holler....
      About a-teachin' all day,
      Just to try to earn a dollar....
      Everytime I go huntin', try to catch a bunny,
      My gun explodes and it really isn't funny...
Buster: Babs, behind ya!
Babs: Sometimes, I wonder what I'ma gonna do
      but there ain't no cure for the Elmer Fudd blues...
      Well, there ain't no cure for the Elmer Fudd blues.
 
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elmfilm.snd  - 179k - VT  
             - Elmyra's Student Animation from "Animaniacs!"
 
"Elmyra's World of Animals, Animals, Animals, and more Animals (in color)"
I love 
the little furry ones
but when they run away,
I can't believe 
they want to leave
so I squeeeeze them
'till they stay
(bell tolls)
 
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elmfnshw.snd - 118k - VT
             - From 'Take Elmyra, Please'.  I loved the way Furrball's meowing
               for help fades in and out as he gets swung around...
             
Elmyra: Welcome to The Elmyra Fun Show -- I'm Elmyra and this is fun!
        MEE-owww, MEEEE-owwww, MEEEE-owwww...
 
Elmyra's Mom: (yelling) Elmyra!
 
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elmyra1.snd  -  98k - RJK            
 
Elmyra: Elmyra just wants to hug you and squeeze you   
        into itty bitty pieces. And then I'm gonna 
        change your diaper all by myself.
 
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ewww.snd     -  13k - CJB
             - From The Potty Years

Baby Plucky: "Ewwwwww!"

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excuseme.snd -  22k - RJK            
 
Babs:   hahaha.  Excuse me.
 
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facinate.snd -  11k - RJK           
 
Hamton: (as Spork) Fascinating.
 
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favebaby.snd - 141k - VT   
             - Features Elmyra's "hugging & squishing" voice
 
Elmyra: "Ooooo, how's my favorite baby..."
Father: "Oh, my Davie is so excited to see her - he can hardly contain
         himself"
Elmyra: "We're gonna have so much fun tonight -- I just love you so much!"
 
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flushed.snd  -  33k - CJB
             - From The Potty Years

Plucky's Dad: "No, you've flushed enough son."

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funeral.snd  -  69k - VT  
             - I liked seeing this one as a sig, so I thought 
               that I'd digitize the passage....  Buster tries to get out of 
               being Elmyra's pet by playing dead...but...
 
Elmyra: Since Bunny-wunny was playing dead.  I thought of a brand-new 
        game: Funeral!
 
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gdevning.snd -  60k - CJB
             - Robin Williams classic line, a la Tiny-Toons.
             - Low recording quality, sorry

Robin Killems: Goooooood Evening Acme Acres!

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getalife.snd -  23k - VT  
             - Montanna Max gives a gentle rebuke to Elmyra...
 
Max: Ha, ha. Get a Life !
 
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goodwork.snd -  29k - CJB
             - Plucky congradulates Hamton on a job well done.

Plucky: Good Work! You're demoted now!

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gotamotr.snd -  22k - RJK           
 
Buster: Sorry, gotta motor.
 
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greased.snd  -  19k - RJK           
 
Furrball: (as Dr. Furr) They're _greased_ Jim.
 
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hallpass.snd -  24k - RJK            
 
Gogo:   You got a hall pass, bub?
 
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hamtall.snd  -  41k - RJK            
 
Hamton: Th-Tha-Th-That's all folks!
 
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hamwet.snd   -  84k - CJB
             - Tiny-Toons doing Robin Williams doing
               Elmer Fudd doing Hamlet.
             - Low recording quality, sorry

Robin Killems: Elmer Fudd doing Shakespeare: He-wo. I'm Hamwet, the
               pwince of Denmark. Hu-uh-uh-uh-uh.

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hugyou.snd   -  90k - VT   
             - Features Elmyra's pet-care ideas
 
"I'm gonna take you home - and hug you - and squeeze you - and pet you 
 and lock you in a cage and keep you forever."
 
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iamwoman.snd -  19k - RJK            
 
Babs:   I am woman, hear me roar.
 
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kitty.snd    - 137k - CJB
             - Furrball gets flushed!

Baby Plucky: Kitty go down the hooooole!
Furrball:    Meeeeooowwwrr!!!
    <fight, splash>
Baby Plucky: Ewwwwww!

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ladybabs.snd - 259k - VT  
             - The pitch for 'Lady Babsies Charm School' 
 
Babs: Oooo, do you look lonesome, like you don't have a friend in the
      world....
Dizzy: (sadly acknowledges)
Babs: Well face it, short, dark and homely: you're not well liked.
Dizzy: (begins crying)
Babs: But don't fret, there's still hope for ya.  Lady Babsies Charm 
      School can turn a friendless slob; such as you, into the most
      popular monster in town.  Know what I mean ?
 
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lookgood.snd -  35k - JS
             - From HISMV. Elmyra sings.

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loosong.snd  - 193k - VT
             - The tail end of the 'Welcome to Acme Looniversity Song'.  From
               'The Loony Beginning'.
             
Daffy: Even tho' you're kindof little, I'll teach you how to spray your
       spittle...
 
Plucky: Anybody got a shammy ?
 
Buster & Babs:  Thank-you Bugs from both our hearts....
 
Bugs:  You'll be okay if you use your smarts.  So now my song is almost 
       through, welcome 'toons to Acme Loo...
 
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luckfoot.snd -  42k - JS
             - From HISMV
             - Buster has to save Babs' lucky rabbit's foot.

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lunchmet.snd -  95k - VT
             - Hilarious, another Plucky-Shirley pairing.  This file
               was used in ttademo.zip.  From 'Never too late to Loon'
 
Plucky: Ya gotta help me...
 
Shirley: Get invisible Plucky, your whining is stressing out my aura
         to the max, you lunchmeat!
 
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mantra.snd   -  53k - VT
             - Shirley's mantra, a play on the "O mana pad mi om" mantra
               From 'Never too Late to Loon'
 
Shirley: Oh, what a loon I am....Oh, what a loon I am....
 
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mathtest.snd - 190k - VT
             - The cartoon math test bit, a personal favorite.  This sound
               file will match with Paul Osze's gifs math01, math02 and
               math03.  Hmmm, 'bonking mallets', so that's what they're
               called....  From 'Never too Late to Loon'
 
Buster: Hey Plucky. Ya ready for the big test ?
 
Plucky: Ta-ta-ta test!  What test ?!
 
Buster: Cartoon Math:  Weight rations of falling anvils, density per inch
        bonking mallets. Ooo, it's a killer....
 
Plucky: Yer telling me...
 
Buster: Well, good luck old beak face.
 
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meld.snd     - 195k - VT
             - Shirley divines the nature of a Looniversity 'Mystery Meal'
               This one was definitely a sight gag, but I really liked it
               so I included it anyway.  From 'Never too Late to Loon'.
 
Buster: Hey-a, Loon girl...Any guess as what today's mystery meal is ?
 
Shirley: Oooo, like this requires telekinetic communication, Buster. I'll
         have to, like, meld with the meal.  Ok, it's coming:
         I am...
                    I am ...
         Poultry.
 
Plucky: Let's do lunch...
 
Shirley: Ewwww, I just lost my appetite.
 
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mesobuny.snd - 279k - VT
             - From 'Pledge Week'.  Babs does 2-Live-Crew (or some junk)...
 
Babs:  People think I'm funny with my ears and big feet,
       but that don't bother me 'cause my rap can't be beat.
       
       I'm a mammal with fur,
       My rap is so funny,
       My tail is like cotton cause 'Me So Bunny'
       
       Oh!  Me so Bunny,
       Oh!  Me so Bunny,
       Oh!  Me so Bunny,
       Me hop and long time....
                     
       <record scratches>
       
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mitsy.snd    -  76k - VT  
             - One of the contestants on 'Love Disconnection' that was to 
               be selected by Gogo.
 
Mitsy: I really go for guys with umbrellas in their foreheads. (blows kiss)
 
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modrnsci.snd -  45k - RJK            
 
Plucky: Yes sir, modern science never ceases to amaze me.
 
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montxmas.snd -  97k - VT  
             - The beginning of 'A Montanna Max Christmas' 
               from "Animaniacs!" This one really put me on the floor...
 
Babs: (shivers) I'm so cold and hungry
Buster: (ac-choo!) Boo, hoo, all we're getting for Christmas is pneumonia.
 
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murderer.snd -  18k - VT
             - From Buster and Babs Go Hawaiian

Shirley: You murderers!

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nevrclas.snd -  26k - RJK            
 
Plucky: True, I've never been to a single class...
 
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nineties.snd -  23k - VT
             - Babs' first words....From 'The Loony Beginning'
 
Babs: Welcome to the Nineties...
 
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nopants.snd  -  28k - JS
             - From HISMV. Buster isn't wearing any...

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norelatn.snd -  26k - VT
             - I always liked the sound of Buster and Babs saying this line.
               They sound really good together.  From 'The Loony Beginning'
               Their first such line...
 
 
Buster&Babs: No Relation...
                                       
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notheavy.snd -  30k - RJK            
 
Elmyra: He's not heavy, he's my baby.
 
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notoeart.snd -  16k - JS
             - From HISMV. The things on Bab's foot is...

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ntsimple.snd -  98k - CJB
             - Plucky's self-motivation speech from Kon-Ducki

Plucky: You're right! Nothing easy is ever simple! We shall overcome
        obstacles and laugh in their general direction! Ah-ha!

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outahere.snd -  53k - VT  
             - From "Slight of Hare" One of the 'rent-a-friends' 
               at Max's 'rent-a-party' gives Max a duplicate present....
            
Max: You're Outta Here! (fading yell as offender gets ejected)
 
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ow!.snd      -  10k - VT   
             - Features Elmyra saying "Ow!", good for an error beep...
 
Elmyra: "Ow!"
 
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pandamon.snd -  34k - VT  
             - From "Her Wacky Highness". An often quoted one liner...
 
Babs: Pandemonium doesn't reign around here...it pours.
 
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particle.lzh - 921k - VT  
             - Sampling Rate: 8 kHz
               From "Tiny Toons Music Television".  The entire song of 
               "Particle Man".  I'm using a .voc format because the player
               that I normally use tries to read the whole thing into memory
               at one time and it can't fit 921k into memory at once.  The
               program VPLAY.EXE that came with my SoundBlaster Board will
               read .VOC files a section at a time and so can play the whole
               thing.  If anyone wants .snd format - I've saved those files
               contact me at the address at the beginning of this file.  If
               you have a SoundBlaster and don't have a copy of VPLAY.EXE
               let me know and I'll send you one.
             - File is LHARCed on plucky.
 
          "Particle Man"
 
Particle Man, particle man
Doin' the things a particle can,
What's he like, it's not important,
Particle man.
 
Is he a duck or is he a speck ?
When he's underwater, does he get wet ?
Or does the water get him instead ?
Nobody knows.
Particle man.
 
Triangle Man, triangle man.
Triangle Man hates Particle Man
They have a fight, triangle wins...
Triangle Man.
 
Universe Man, universe man.
Size of the Entire Universe Man
Usually kind to Smaller Man
Universe Man,
 
He's got a watch with a minute hand
a millennium hand, and an eon hand
And when they meet it's a Happy Land
Powerful Man.
Universe Man.
 
Person Man, person man.
Hit on the head with a frying pan.
Lives his life in a garbage can,
Person Man.
 
Is he depressed ?  Or is he a mess ?
Does he feel totally worthless ?
Who came up with Person Man ?
The Greatest Man.
Person Man.
 
Triangle Man, triangle man.
Triangle Man hates Person Man.
They have a fight, triangle wins...
Triangle Man...
 
(music till end)
 
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physics.snd  -  61k - CJB
             - from Toon Physics, Plucky complains about physics and
               gets bonked with an anvil.
             - Low recording quality, sorry

Plucky: Physics? Yuck! That sounds too much like school. I'm gone.

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playface.snd -  33k - JS
             - From HISMV.  Banjo would never eat anyone who can...

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please.snd   - 235k - VT  
             - Features a tired Buster and a pleading Babs
 
Buster: "Shouldn't we be getting out beauty rest first - I 
         mean it's been a very LONG day - don't ya think ?
Babs: "Please Buster, We never go anywhere or do anything...
       Please....Puhlease...Puhleeeease...."
Buster: "Ok, Babs...I hate it when she does that!"
 
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pugpig.snd   -  48k - RJK           
 
Plucky: You'd better watch who you're talkin to, bub. This is one 
        pugilistic pig.
 
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pupmeal.snd  - 265k - VT  
             - From "Love Disconnection".  Max tries his best to 
               avoid anyone noticing him getting Elmyra a 'Happy Baby Puppy 
               Face Meal' - fat chance....
 
Attendant: Our Happy Baby Puppy Face Meal comes with your choice of Cutey
           Clown Crunchy Creamy Coleslaw or fries.
Max: Fries!
Attendant: Hey Biff!  Get me one order of Friendly Frilly Funny Fun Fries
           to go with this little boy's Happy Baby Puppy Face Meal.
(laughter from other people in the restaurant followed by a angry groan 
 from Max)
 
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qtip.snd     - 129k - VT  
             - Q-tip "commercial" from "B&B go Hawaiian"
 
Speaker: "This is a q-tip.  One of man's most practical inventions.
          See figure 'A', notice 50 percent more cotton and the
          delicate Swiss craftsmanship."
 
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quegee01.snd -  19k - VT
             - Quegee the housemaid standard reply.  Next time I get a 
               consulting job, I'll try it out :-)
             
Quegee: Ok, Thank you.
 
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redshirt.snd -  54k - RJK           
 
Plucky: Spork, Doc, you come with me.  You extras wander off that way 
        and disappear.
 
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rentcar1.snd -  76k - VT  
             - Features Elmyra the car-rental agent
 
Elmyra: "Ooooo, two cutesy-wootsy cuddley hippidy-hops have 
         come to rent a car..."
 
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rentcar2.snd -  79k - VT  
             - More of Elmyra the car-rental agent...
 
Elmyra: "Wait! - Come back! - I have so much love to give 
         and so many cars to rent!"
 
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revenge.snd  -  73k - RJK            
 
Daffy:  This is your revenge for all those rabbit season signs I put up 
        every year, isn't it? Sadist!
 
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ridicule.snd -  30k - VT  
             - From 'Her Wacky Highness'.  The scene is when 
               Plucky, Buster and Hamton are at the bridge ready to cross 
               over into Wackyland.
 
Plucky: Ridicule is the burden of Genius.
 
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sadist.snd   -  14k - RJK              
 
Daffy:  Sadist!
 
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schlstrt.snd -  31k - JS
             - From HISMV. There will plenty of time once school starts.

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shakras.snd  -  92k - RJK           
 
Shirley: If your chakras are aligned and your aura is at peace with your 
         karmic center, no enemy may harm you.
 
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sneezer1.snd - 200k - VT
             - Furrball comes over masquerading as a baby sitter, hoping
               to catch Sneezer so that his picture 'can hang with the
               Great Ones'.
 
Sneezer: Oh, hello...Gee, you must be my baby sitter - Huh ?! - I'm Sneezer
         Say Baby-Sitter Mam -- why you got me up in the air like this
         Huh?, huh ?, huh ? huh ? -- I tell you one thing Baby-sitter mam
         everything sure looks different from up here - yes-sireee it sure
         d-d-d Ah, AH , AHHH, CHOOOO!
 
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sneezer2.snd -  41k - VT
             - I thought this one sounded cute...
 
Sneezer: Bless me, I have a little cold.
 
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sneezer3.snd - 228k - VT
             - The 'dressing up as a sandwich routine'.
 
Sneezer: Geee, I never dressed up as a sand-a-wich before -- This is fun
         don't ya think ?  Hey ! I wonder how come they call them
         sand-a-wiches:  there's no sand in 'em  -- maybe a witch
         invented 'em -- I'm scared of witches -- I saw the Wizard of
         Oz, and I cried, and I cried, and I cried, and I cried All
         Night! (makes crying noise)
 
         (crying noise fades to mumbling as Furrball stuffs an olive
          in Sneezer's mouth to shut him up )
 
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sockinit.snd -  33k - RJK           
 
Hamton + Plucky : Awww, put a sock in it!
 
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spell.snd    - 113k - VT
             - Shirley's spell to channel Einstein's brain into Plucky.
 
Shirley: I call upon the spirit world - To answer my refrain,
         Channel the Genius of Einstein into this ducks pea-brain...
 
         <<< ZAP! >>>
 
Plucky: Nice effect....
 
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spiel1.snd   -  25k - VT  
             - Steven's comment while playing "Disney Invaders"
 
Spielburg: "Get out of here you no good vermin!"
 
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squish.snd   - 130k - VT  
             - From 'Squish'. Dizzy has just broken up a picnic 
               that Shirley was having with some 'little bug friends'....
             
Dizzy: Ug, a stupid bug...SQUISH!  Bye-bye stupid bug....
Bug: $%!^$#!!!
Shirley: Gasp!  You've squished my little bug friend...
 
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stuntduk.snd -  22k - RJK           
 
Plucky: Send in the stunt duck!
 
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suprduck.snd -  26k - RJK           
 
Plucky: Up, up, and up some more!
 
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tag1.snd     -  21k - RJK               
 
Buster & Babs: Alo-ha!
 
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tag2.snd     -  16k - RJK       
 
Gogo:   It's been surreal.
 
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tag3.snd     -  35k - RJK          
 
Buster: And that's a wrap.
 
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tag4.snd     -  70k - RJK           
 
Plucky: Parting is such sweet sorrow.
 
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tag5.snd     -  51k - RJK           
 
Dizzy:  Show over.
 
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terror.snd   - 136k - CJB
             - Plucky fears for the morale of his crew. From Kon-Ducki.

Plucky: As the Captain, I must keep my spirits up, for the sake of the crew,
        who, I fear, are near the point of utter terror."
Cartoon: Ha-Ha-Ha  He-He-He-He-He...
Plucky: Utter terror takes a lot of different forms, OK?!"

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thatsal2.snd -  30k - RJK           
 
Dizzy:  Th-th-t-tha-thats all folks.
 
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thesarus.snd -  82k - VT   
             - Features Tress' great Kathleen Turner (Jessica) impression
 
Jessica: "So you're a detective - a shamus - a sleuth - a P.I. a peeper..."
Buster : "And you must be a thesaurus..."
 
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thud.snd     - 279k - LD
             - The THUD Sound System Promo from when Fowl Mouth and Shirley
               were at the movie theater to see Skunknaphobia.
             - file is recorded at 22kHz

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tinytoon.voc - 669k - VT
             - The Tiny-Toon Theme song
             - file is in .VOC format, not .SND.

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tinytoon.zip -  11k - (See below)
             - From the READTHIS file:

Hey! It's out favorite show's theme song in a couple of MIDI formats!
Thanks to Colin Crisanti (crisant@warhol.rtsg.mot.com) for providing
the files. 
-Dave Huang
-daveh@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu

Contains: AdLib ROL File, "Standard" MIDI file, Voyetra SP File,
          and a Cakewalk file.

[I don't know much about MIDI files, so don't bother asking me what
 to do with these. - Charles]

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tvaltime.snd -  92k - CJB
             - From Acme Cable TV, Babs' too-much TV song.
             - Low recording quality, sorry

Babs: TV in the morning
      TV in the evening
      TV all the time

      If you watch enough TV
      Your brain will turn to slime.

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upinsky.snd  -  63k - RJK            
 
Hamton & Plucky : Look. Up in the sky.  It's a bird.  
                  It's a plane.  
                  It's...time for lunch.
 
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ucantgo.snd  -  97k - JS
             - From HISMV. Plucky is laughed at by Happy World Land faces.

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unknown.snd  -  34k - JS
             - From HISMV.  Babs' foot is covered by the creeping...

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useduniv.snd -  47k - RJK           
 
Plucky: Does anybody want to buy a slightly used universe?
 
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varga.snd    -  80k - VT  
             - Another ditzy contestant on "Love Disconnection"
 
Varga: My favorite hobbies are water-skiing and short, green
       nearly extinct birds....           
 
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virus.snd    -  73k - VT   
             - Features computer virus quote
 
Buster : "That's why I pack -- A computer virus!"
Droids : "AAAiiiiiiieeeeee!"
 
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wallmall.snd - 357k - VT  
             - From "Debutante Devil".  The hilarious 'voice-class' scene. 
               A personal favorite.
             
Babs: It's like totally time for your voice class, kay ?
Dizzy: Huh ?
Babs: By talking with these groady pebbles in your mouth, you can
      fer sure lose that bogus accent.  Now repeat after me, kay ?
      The Walls in the Mall are Totally, Totally Tall
Dizzy: The Waww in de Marr r tot-ree tot-ree dall
Babs: Again.
Dizzy: The Wawws in de Mall r total-ree total-ree tall
Babs: One more time.
Dizzy:  The Walls in the Mall are Totally, Totally Tall, fer sure.
Babs: Fer Sure!  He's got it  <gag!>
 
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wanaflsh.snd -  19k - CJB
             - From The Potty Years

Baby Plucky: I wanna flush it again!

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wanflsh2.snd -  50k - CJB
             - From the Baby Plucky closing tag

Baby Plucky: I wanna flush it again!

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welcome.snd  -  77k - VT  
             - Features a Hawaiian welcome by Shirley the Loon
 
Shirley: "Like, Welcome to Hawaii! Enjoy these ultra-rare
          flowers that, like, died for you...you murderers."
 
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whatsign.snd - 304k - VT  
             - From "The Amazing Three".  The scene that Shirley 
               shows her sophistication in picking up guys...
             
Shirley: Like, um, what's your sign ?
Windbag: Ah! A devotee of the unscene world, the Universe Fantastique.
         Almost amusing in an infantile way, though terribly childish and
         laughably unfounded.  I believe Voltaire put it best when he 
         likened Astrology to Astronomy as "The Mad Daughter of a Wise 
         Mother", don't you agree ?
Shirley: I go, like, nappy-po now.  Goo goo ga ga...
Windbag: Quite.
 
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whatwill.snd - 183k - VT  
             - Don't leave home without it...
 
Babs: "Oh, Buster!  We're broke and alone millions of miles
       from anyone we know!  What'll we doooo!
American Express Guy: "Your money is stolen, your luggage is
                       eaten and you're a million miles away from
                       anyone you know....What will you do...
                       What WILL you do..."
 
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whowrote.snd -  35k - JS
             - From "Anvil Chorus"

Plucky: This is insane! Who wrote this slop?!

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willdiz.snd  -  56k - JS
             - From "The Amazing 3." Will Dizzy eat a lind mine covered
               with guacamole?

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woody1.snd   - 213k - VT  
             - The first of the encounters with the 'Woody Allen Dragon'. 
               Babs is chained to a cliff face, offered up as a 
               sacrifice to appease the Dragon.
             
Dragon: Gee, I can't stand high pitched voices.  I hate it when women
        scream; it reminds me of my last blind date.
Babs: The hate this Pop <screams>
Dragon: Try not to get upset don't think of this as a sacrifice: think 
        of it as an inexpensive way to get a really deep tan.
 
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woody2.snd   - 167k - VT  
             - Babs with the now be-friended the Dragon...
 
Dragon: You know, fraternizing with the enemy is against the Geneva 
        convention.  I could get in trouble with the union...
Babs: Don't be such a reluctant dragon.  Ya know you're kinda cute in a
      scalely sort of way...
Dragon: Stop it.  You're you're steaming up my glasses.
 
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woody3.snd   - 240k - VT  
             - Babs now has the Dragon on a couch and is trying 
               to help him deal with his feelings of hostility..
             
Babs: ...und how long have you felt this hostility ?
Dragon: I think it stems back to my sixth birthday party:  I blew out the
        candles on my cake and put six of my friends in the burn center.
Buster: Ah-ha! Get up and fight like a man, dragon!
Dragon: But I don't want to fight.  I've turned over a new flame.  I'm
        a pacifist now:  I channel all my latent hostility into music....
 
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