From: CS19241653D@lust1.latrobe.edu.au (Matthew GILLARD)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: List of :-)
Date: 9 Apr 92 23:55:01 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University
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Here is a list of smiles for everyone who wants them....
Now this might shut everyone up.


:-)     the normal smiling face, appended to a sentence or an article
	means 'this is a joke' or 'this is supposed to make you laugh'
:->     normal smiling face with deformed lips, same as above except
	person who submitted it has problems with their lips
:-{)    normal smiling face with a moustache, same as #1 except
        submitter has moustache
:-}     normal smiling face with pretty lips, same as #1 except
	person that submitted it is wearing lipstick or some other
	lip appearance improving device
:-|     no expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'
:-(     sad face, 'that comment makes me sad [mad]'
;-)     smiling face gets his lights punched out (could be pirate
	smiling face??), submitter is a practical joker who played
	one too many and got beat up
;-|     no expression face gets his lights punched out, says nothing
	but still gets beat up
;-(     sad face gets his lights punched out, sad or mad and got
	beat up, or 'that makes me so mad that if I ever
	see you I'll punch your lights out'
:-\     popeye smiling face, for people who look like popeye
;-\     popeye gets his lights punched out
:-]     biting sarcasm smiling face, used when sarcasm is intended,
	since we cannot inflect our voice over the net
:-[     biting criticism smiling face, ditto for criticism
:*)     drunk smiling face, for those of us who like get intoxicated
	before or while reading netnews
:~)     smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary
[:|]    submitter is a robot (or other appropriate AI project)
:>)     submitter has a big nose
:<|     submitter attends an Ivy League school
:%)%    submitter has acne
=:-)    submitter is a hosehead
:-(*)   submitter is getting sick of most recent netnews articles and
        is about to vomit
:-)8    submitter is well dressed
8:-)    submitter is a little girl
:-)-{8  submitter is a big girl 
%-)     submitter is cross-eyed
#-)     submitter partied all night
:-*     submitter just ate a sour pickle
-:-)    submitter sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
(:)-)   submitter likes to scuba dive
:-'|    submitter has a cold
:-)'    submitter tends to drool
':-)    submitter accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows
        this morning
(-:     submitter is Don Ellis from Tektronix
8:]     normal smiling face except that submitter is a gorilla
%-^     submitter is Picasso
(-:     submitter is left-handed
0-)     submitter is an arc-welder
*:o)    submitter is a Bozo
8-)	submitter wears glasses
*<|:-)	submitter is Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
o-)	submitter is a cyclops
%-)     submitter with long bangs
(-)     submitter needing a haircut
0-)     submitter wearing scuba mask
@-)   	person submitting is Cyclops
*-(  	Cyclops got poked in the eye
%-)  	person submitting has been staring
       	at the terminal for 36 hours
B-| 	person submitting is wearing cheap sunglasses
P-)  	person submitting is getting fresh
:^(  	submitter has had his nose put out of joint.  Useful for
	replying to flames.
|-)	Submitter is asleep (boredom)
.-)	Submitter has one eye
'-)	Submitter only has a left eye, which is closed
:=)	Submitter has two noses
:-D	Submitter talks too much
:-o	Submitter is shocked
:-{~	submitter has read too many of the toilet paper articles
	previous to lunch
:-%	Respondent has beard.
:-@	Respondent's beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso.
:-#	Respondent's lips are sealed.
+-(:-)  Submitter is the pope
:-%	Respondent has beard.
:-@	Respondent's beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso.
:-#	Respondent's lips are sealed.
::-)    respondent wears glasses
:-}     respondent wears lipstick
[:-)	Submitter is listening to walkman thingy.
{(:-)	Submitter is wearing toupee.
}(:-(	Submitter, wearing toupee in wind.
<|-)=	Submitter is chinese.	(sorry bout that)
<|-(=	Submitter is chinese and doesn't like this article.
:-(	Submitter has read too many 'smiley' articles.
  ___
 /   \
| RIP |
|_____|	Submitter has recently died

----	and one posted last summer ... (some duplication sorry ...)
>From:    <colonel@ellie.uucp>

:-)	ha ha			~~:-(	net.flame
|-)	hee hee			O |-)	net.religion
|-D	ho ho
:->	hey hey			8 :-I	net.unix-wizards
:-(	boo hoo			  X-(	net.suicide
:-I	hmm			E-:-I	net.ham-radio
:-O	uh oh			 >:-I	net.startrek
:-P	nyah nyah		 3:o[	net.pets
|-P	yuk

:-}	beard
:-{	mustache
:-#	braces
:-X	bow tie
:-Q	smoker
<:I	dunce
(:I	egghead
@:I	turban

8-)	glasses
B-)	horn-rims
8:-)	glasses on forehead
:-8(	condescending stare
;-)	wink
>:-<	mad
:-`	smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1	smiley bland face
:-!		"
:-@	smiley face screaming
:-#|	smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$	smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-%	smiley banker
:-6	smiley after eating something sour
:^)	smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:-7	smiley after a wry statement
8-)	smiley swimmer
:-*	smiley after eating something bitter
:-&	smiley which is tongue-tied
:-9	smiley licking it's lips
:-0	smiley orator
:-(	un-smiley
:-)	smiley standard
	smiley invisible man
(:-(	unsmiley frowning
(:-)	smiley big-face
):-)		"
):-( 	unsmiley big-face
)8-)  	scuba smiley big-face
=:-)	smiley punk-rocker
=:-(  	(real punk rockers don't smile)
=:-#}   smiley punk with a mustache....
+:-)	smiley priest
:-q	smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-e	disappointed smiley
:-t	cross smiley
:-i	semi-smiley
:-o	smiley singing national anthem
:-p	smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[	un-smiley blockhead
:-]	smiley blockhead
:-{	smiley variation on a theme
:-}	ditto
{:-)	smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-)	above in an updraft
:-a	lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-s	smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-d	lefty smiley razzing you
g-)	smiley with ponce-nez glasses
:-j	left smiling smilely
:-k	beats me, looks like something, tho.
:-l	y. a. s.
:-:	mutant smiley
:-\	undecided smiley
:-|	"have an ordinary day" smiley
;-)	winking smiley
:-<	real sad smiley
:->	y.a.s.
:-z	y.a.c.s.
:-x	"my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c	bummed out smiley
:-v	talking head smiley
:v)	left-pointing nose smiley
:-b	left-pointing tongue smiley
:-/	lefty undecided smiley
:-?	smilely smoking a pipe
.-]	one-eyed smilely
,-}	wry and winking
0-)	smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:-=)	older smiley with mustache
:u)	smiley with funny-looking left nose
:n)	smiley with funny-looking right nose
:<	midget unsmiley
:>	midget smiley
}:^#})  mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
		a double-chin

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La Trobe University,
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