HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jfox@sumax.seattleu.edu (<-----Shadoxx----->)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: The Hidden Brain Damage Scale
Date: 21 Jan 1993 13:48:39 -0800
Organization: Seattle University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: sumax.seattleu.edu

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: The Hidden Brain Damage Scale
Summary: 
Expires: 
Followup-To: 
Distribution: world
Organization: Seattle University
Keywords: 


From the desks of: The Division of Humanities/Social Sciences at Seattle
Central Community College

Hidden Brain Damage Scale:

 Enter T or F
 __1. People tell me one thing one day and out the other.
 __2. I can't unclasp my hands.
 __3. I can wear my shirts as pants.
 __4. I feel as much like I did yesterday as I do today.
 __5. I always lick the front of postage stamps.
 __6. I often mistake my hands for food.
 __7. I'd rather eat soap than little stones.
 __8. I never liked room temperature.
 __9. I line my pockets with hot cheese.
__10. My throat is closer than it seems.
__11. I can smell my nose hairs.
__12. I'm being followed by boxer shorts.
__13. Most things are better eaten than forgotten.
__14. Likes and dislikes are among my favorites.
__15. Pudding without raisins is no pudding at all.
__16. My patio is covered with killer frost.
__17. I've lost all sensation in my shirt.
__18. I try to swallow at least three times a day.
__19. My best friend is a social worker.
__20. I've always known when to close my eyes.
__21. My squirrels don't know where I am tonight.
__22. Little can be said for Luxembourg.
__23. No napkins is sanitary enough for me.
__24. Walls Impede my progress.
__25. I can't find my marmots.
__26. There's only one thing for me.
__27. My uncle is as stupid as paste.
__28. I can pet animals by the mouthful.
__29. My toes are numbered.
__30. Man's reach should exceed his overbite.
__31. My beaver won't go near the water.
__32. I can find my ears, but I have to look.
__33. I'd rather go to work than sit outside.
__34. I don't like any of my loved ones.

Enjoy.

If you have any more Ideas about what I could add on to this e-mail

Shadoxx<-----AKA----->jfox@seattleu.edu

Shadoxx The Wizard of Wit
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: This is a test
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 10:20:21 PST
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:

> In article <1993Jan26.005109.58514@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, teb2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
> IMOTHY EUGENE BAKER) writes:
> >In article <C1Br1F.Eo4@willamette.edu>, bbrown@willamette.edu (Brian Brown) 
> t
> >es:
> >>>> >>> >>>This is a test.
> >>>> >>> >>Be my guest.
> >>>> >>> >cascade fest
> >>>> >>> Surely you jest.
> >>>> >>Is that your BEST?
> >>>> >Give it a rest.
> >>>(sigh) Such a pest.
> >>--Go out west
> Say 'no' to incest.
> -- 
> 
> ---
> This is my signature file.  D'ya like it?  Huh?  Huh?  Do ya?  Do ya?  Huh?
>                                                     -sme3@Lehigh.EDU

incest is best!

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From: carrdavid@urvax.urich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: practical jokes
Date: 23 Jan 93 18:10:55 GMT
Reply-To: carrdavid@urvax.urich.edu
Organization: University of Richmond

>>> I'm looking for a new and original practical joke to play on a roommate.
>>> It has to be a really serious one.  Something along the lines of locking
>>> him
>>> in his room for a whole day, or something like that.  Does anybody have
>>> any good ideas?

I never actually got to try this one, but a freind of mine did and it worked
great.  He waited until the victim and his girlfriend were in his room, late at
night.  He covered the door with a layer of toilet paper and then sprayed
shaving cream on the toilet paper.  He then turned off all the lights in the
corridor, and pulled the fire alarm, yellin "fire!" soon after.  The victim and
his SO, thinking that there really was something going on ran out the door and
got coated in goop.  I've never seen them, but I understand that photos exist
of the gloppy couple.

DC
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta)
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
Organization: Computer Science Department, University of New Mexico
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 05:09:19 GMT

In article <1993Jan27.192356.15772@icd.teradyne.com> ardai@zax.eda.teradyne.com (Michael Ardai) writes:
>In article <1993Jan26.165300.18344@eagle.lerc.nasa.gov> maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov writes:
>-In the Boston area I have come across FLASHING green lights.
>-I asked a policeman what it meant (I know what flashing yellow
>-and red lights mean).  He had no idea.  Does anyone else out there
>-know for real what they mean?
>
>Eeek.  I am posting facts to rec.humor...  aargh...
>
>It means the lights are broken.  When the controller fails, the lights
>flash green on the more-major road and red on the sidestreet. It means
>cross, but keep your eyes open.  (Good advice anyway.)
>/mike
Sigh! I'm CORRECTING facts to rec.humor (someone HELP me!!! :D )-- actually,
if a traffic light is broken, it flashes YELLOW for main traffic and RED
for minor traffic.  If its more seriously broken, it flashes RED all around,
and if its REALLY seriously broken, it just sits there, dark.


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: maven@lerc.nasa.gov (Larry Fishbach)
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
Reply-To: maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center, Cleveland, OH
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 16:53:00 GMT

In article <1993Jan23.082410.28167@cunews.carleton.ca>, fenton@scs.carleton.ca (Trevor Fenton) writes:
> In article <C1AMp2.AMo@coral.cs.unm.edu> sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta) writes:
> >In New Mexico (USA), everyone knows:
> >
> >Red means stop.
> >Green means go.
> >Yellow means... ACCELERATE!!!!!!!
>      
> 
> 	Montreal has to be the only city I know of in the world that puts signs
> on most traffic signal standards instructing drivers: "Attendez le feu vert."
> ie, 'wait for the green light.' Only in Montreal!
> 
> trev

In the Boston area I have come across FLASHING green lights.
I asked a policeman what it meant (I know what flashing yellow
and red lights mean).  He had no idea.  Does anyone else out there
know for real what they mean?
-- 
*******************************************************************************
maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov   Larry Fishbach @ NASA Lewis Cleveland Ohio
"Everything here is my own opinion"   Quoth the Maven "Evermore"
*******************************************************************************
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: carrdavid@urvax.urich.edu
Subject: Re: This is a test
Reply-To: carrdavid@urvax.urich.edu
Organization: University of Richmond
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 18:05:42 GMT

In article <1993Jan26.002950.91899@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, teb2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TIMOTHY EUGENE BAKER) writes:
>In article <c1ZsXB4w165w@shakala.com>, david@shakala.com (David Pratt) writes:
>>> >>> >>>This is a test.
>>> >>> >>Be my guest.
>>> >>> >cascade fest
>>> >>> Surely you jest.
>>> >>Is that your BEST?
>>> >Give it a rest.
>>
>>(sigh) Such a pest.
>>
Cindy Crawford has nice breasts


I hate to contribute to such a thing but at least mine was a bit more
interesting


David B. Carr                  
Student Consultant              "If you're not part of the solution
University Computing             you're part of the precipitate"
The University of Richmond
CARRDAVID@urvax.urich.edu            -- Stephen Wright
From: dchacko@sales.GBA.NYU.EDU (Daniel Chacko)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: married with question
Date: 21 Jan 93 21:09:04 GMT
Organization: NYU Stern School of Business

In article <1993Jan19.164208.2892@dct.ac.uk> mlsdb1sab@dct.ac.uk (Steven Byers) writes:
>How old is this episode??
             
                      

  I believe that episode is from last season. Therefore, you guys are about
a year back.


  - Dan
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: andy@cbnewsh.cb.att.com (andy.russo)
Subject: Re: Strange names
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories - Arlington VA - Frizzy Things Dept.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 14:52:00 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Summary: actual names again - Doctors in Virginia, USA
Keywords: names, real


	I've undertaken extensive research to find more funny names.
Actually, I opened up the Yellow Pages.

OB/GYN (Women's Stuff)

	Leo Amorosi (Italian for "Doctor Love" or something)
	Israel Alter (went for a check-up and got altered)
	David Axelrod (hope he doesn't lose his instruments!)
	Harry C Beaver (someone posted this, and I was skeptical!)
	John D Berryman
	James Close (my gynecologist is close)
	John G Cumming (I am NOT making these up)
	Mary Cutting (Ouch)
	Raymond Cutts, Jr. (as long as it's not me...)
	Kenneth Desandies (after a day at the nude beach....)
	Janice Emery (ouch!)
	Pablo Falo (Phallo?)
	Robert (Bob) D Footer
	Jan Fruiterman
	Fern Grapin
	Samuel O. Grimm, III (my doctor's Grimm)
	Joyce Hair
	Choong Suk Han (could be worse)
	Hans Krebs (German for crabs, hmmmm)
	John C Pan
	W Reams Perkins
	Nancy Ripp (another ouch!)
	James Sites (supply your favorite noun here)
	George Speck
	Richard (Dick) Stokes
	E W Titus (sounds bad, no matter how you pronounce it)

UROLOGY (Man's Stuff)

	Richard (Dick) Byrne (ouch, ouch, ouch!)
	Hafez Al Fanous
	Lloyd Glover (more appropriate for a proctologist)
	Richard (Dick) Rhame
	Gil Rushton (..., haven't seen him since)
	Richard (Dick) Sherins (shearin' what?  I'm outta here.)
	Robert (Bob) E Ware

NEUROSURGERY

	Donald Oxenhandler

Andy Russo
# ObNetiquette: If you don't like cascades, kill them.
# If you like cascades, put the word cascade in the header, so I
# can kill them.  If you don't post an ObJoke, don't post at all.
# Oh, and "Have A Nice Day!"
From: mbfeld@unix.amherst.edu (A waste of bandwidth originating)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Mind-reading trick
Date: 24 Jan 93 20:42:43 GMT
Organization: an unknown point
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]

Alan Miranda (amiranda@hpcupt3.cup.hp.com) wrote:
: This should wow your buddies ... it is a series of instructions where the
: answer to any instruction should be used in the next instruction ...
: 
: Think of a number from 1 to 9
4.11111111111111...
: Multiply it by 9
I get 37
: Add the two digits of your answer.  E.g.: 9 => 0 + 9; 18 => 1 + 8, etc.
10
: Subtract 5
5
: If a = 1, b = 2, c = 3, etc., find the letter which corresponds to your
: answer to the previous instruction
e
: Now think of a country whose name starts with that letter
England
: Now take the second letter of that country's name and think of a large, land
: animal whose name starts with that letter
A nelephant
: Now think of the color of that animal
Nelephant colored
: I bet you were thinking of a large, grey elephant from Denmark !!!
Close...I was thinking of a nelephant colored nelephant from england.

(Actually when I first did this I honestly got a Danish emu, but I don't know
what color emus are.  They're probably variegated.)

Marlon
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust)
Subject: Re: White Castles (White Castles)
Organization: Gallaudet University English Department
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 15:50:07 GMT

In article <0fLVL8O00WBOM9J5Q5@andrew.cmu.edu>, Jason Paul Togyer <jt3y+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
> Ahh, but White TOWERS were once quite common on the East Coast, so if
> President Bill could find one open, he could buy a bagful to munch on
> during cabinet meetings.  White Towers, of course, were similar enough
> to White Castles that they were successfully sued by the latter chain in
> the '30s.  This is probably what one reader said he saw in Baltimore;
> there were probably a dozen in the area.

	That reminds me: My wife is from Toldeo, Ohio and there are no White
Castles there either, but there is a place called White Tower. These places
look scarier than the White Castles in Cincinnati I always ate in.

> 
> ObOldBadJoke:
> 
> 1st Man: "I took my wife out to eat at the Porcelain Room last night."
> 2d Man: "Oh, yeah?"
> 1st Man: "Yeah, the White Tower."
> 
	A friend of mine used to call White Castles : Chateau le Blanc
		Makes it sound good at least, eh?


scott
-- 
_______

		Scott A. Rust | "A stupid person can do anything
	 Gallaudet University |           except think."
  sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu |                  - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

		   "Why? Why because I laugh."
                                    - Sherwood Anderson -
From: sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: This is a test
Date: 27 Jan 93 22:38:01 GMT
Organization: Gallaudet University English Department

In article <1993Jan27.205429.5983@ultb.isc.rit.edu>, mha9092@ultb.isc.rit.edu (M.H. Alexander) writes:
> In article <mss2XB2w165w@netlink.cts.com> tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry) writes:
>>sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:
>>
>>> In article <1993Jan26.005109.58514@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, teb2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
>>> IMOTHY EUGENE BAKER) writes:
>>> >In article <C1Br1F.Eo4@willamette.edu>, bbrown@willamette.edu (Brian Brown) 
>>> t
>>> >es:
>>> >>>> >>> >>>This is a test.
>>> >>>> >>> >>Be my guest.
>>> >>>> >>> >cascade fest
>>> >>>> >>> Surely you jest.
>>> >>>> >>Is that your BEST?
>>> >>>> >Give it a rest.
>>> >>>(sigh) Such a pest.
>>> >>--Go out west
>>> Say 'no' to incest.
>>incest is best!
> rubbing mom's chest!
or sucking that breast!

-- 
_______

		Scott A. Rust | "A stupid person can do anything
	 Gallaudet University |           except think."
  sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu |                  - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

		   "Why? Why because I laugh."
                                    - Sherwood Anderson -
From: pa_ross@csd.uwe.ac.uk (Mr Rossy)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Clinton Abortion Bill
Date: 21 Jan 93 14:39:08 GMT
Organization: University of the West of England, Bristol

Could we have a rec.HUMOUR for us Brits ???????????????????????

		Q> What's better than rosses on your piano ?

		A> Tulips on your organ !!!!!!!

					 Paul
					=----=
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ph@pencom.com (Patrick Hester)
Subject: Katie Beers Song
Reply-To: ph@pencom.com
Organization: Pencom Systems Incorporated
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 22:40:38 GMT

99 days, Katie Beers in a hole
99 days, Katie Beers
Uncle John comes down
He messes around
98 days, Katie Beers in a hole...

--
Patrick Hester   ph@pencom.com   (212) 513-7777   NeXT Mail OK   =8(\/\)
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Interim Canonical List of Old \* Never Die, they just ...
Date: 27 Jan 93 19:06:48 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

swc3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SHANE WILLIAM CORRIGAN) writes:

> 
> 
>    OLD QUARTERBACKS never die, they just pass away.
> 
> 
> 
>    Shane
> 
>    

Old programmers never die, they just byte it.

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From: am49469@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Mesin )
Subject: Jim Bolushi films
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 20:03:59 GMT

I am trying to get a list of movies that Jim Bolushi has played in.  So far,
I only have five:

About Last Night
Red Heat
Taking Care of Business
Real Men
K-9

I am sure there are more, but I can't think of them.  I home some of you
can help.  Thanks a lot
.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mark@kurango.cit.gu.edu.au (Mark Staples)
Subject: Re: Ol' Presidential Nicknames FROM BEYOND.......
Keywords: Bill, Ol', drivel
Organization: Griffith University.
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 00:29:21 GMT

metraton@cruzio.santa-cruz.ca.us writes:
>        It has long been an American tradition to give the President some 
>     kind of endearing nickname, usually prefaced by "Ol'", meaning old. 
>     Banana, William whatever-his-middle-name-is Clinton. I propose:
                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                              (Jefferson)

   I propose...
                                Bill Clayton

         the President you're having when you're not having a President 


Mark "capricorn" Staples
.sig?? What's a .sig?
Xref: sparky rec.humor:39124 rec.humor.d:2994
From: dhoeferlin@desire.wright.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Looking for jokes.
Date: 27 Jan 93 19:16:15 EST
Organization:  Wright State University 

In article <1993Jan27.072637.1@camins.camosun.bc.ca>, comptec90012@camins.camosun.bc.ca (Greg W Burnham) writes:
> In article <1993Jan26.213337.6830@desire.wright.edu>, dhoeferlin@desire.wright.edu writes:
>> In article <1k45b6INNnos@uwm.edu>, albion@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Craig T Manske) writes:
>>> 
>>> I am looking for the following types of jokes.  
>>> 
>>> Helen Keller jokes.
>>> Racial jokes (Jewish, Polish, Black, etc...)
>>> No arms no legs jokes.
>>> Pickup lines.
>>> 
>>> The rest I think I can send out for.  Thanx alot.
>>> 
>>> Albion
>>> albion@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
>> 
>> 	You might try to find a book called "Truly Tasteless Jokes" 
>> (available at least up to volume III, probably lots more by now)
>> the author is Blanche Knott (sp?)  These were sold in paperback and
>> relatively inexpensive.
> 
> Also avalible on video.  Honest.
> 
> [Davids .sig deleted]
> 
> Gosh Dave, could you make the .sig a _bit_ bigger?
> 
	Well, let's see.  Anything else I could put in the sig????
Yeah, I could make it lots bigger, but then you'd have to much fun
deleting it, so I'll resist the temptation.  -);


> -- 
 { Greg's sig deleted }
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: adam@saki.com.au (Adam Donnison)
Subject: Re: Earthquake Songs
Keywords: music, earthquake
Organization: Saki Computer Services Pty., Ltd., The Patch, Vic., Australia
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 11:06:09 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.035421.21643@saki.com.au> adam@saki.com.au (Adam Donnison) writes:
>In article <1993Jan20.162438.14262@news.columbia.edu> pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan20.144908.13361@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> jbuckner@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (James A. Buckner) writes:
>>>In article <1993Jan20.043752.26835@leland.Stanford.EDU> calliope@leland.Stanford.EDU (Joanna Salgado) writes:
>>>>Okay, everyone.  What I need is a list of earthquake songs to play
>>>>when disaster strikes.
>>>>
>>>>Examples: "All Shook Up"  Elvis (is alive)
>>>>          "I Feel the Earth Move"   Carole King
>>>>
>>>How about "Pressure" Billy Joel  
>>>
>>24-7 Spyz did a cover song on a recent EP appropriately called "Earthquake."
>>Also, the title track of Gaskin's END OF THE WORLD album.
>>"You Shook Me" by Loudness from SOLDIER OF FORTUNE
>>"Shake It" by David Bowie (can't remember where it came from)
>>"World Eater" by Bolt Thrower from REALM OF CHAOS
>>"Suzie Hold On" by Saxon from WHEELS OF STEEL
>>That's all I can think of at the moment.
>>
>
>Then there's :
>
>"You shook me all night long" - Cold Chisel

OOPS - I meant by AC/DC!

>"A whole lotta shakin' going on" - Jerry Lee Lewis
>"Its the end of the world as we know it" - R.E.M.
>
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Saki Computer Services Pty Ltd
93 Kallista-Emerald Road                                   phone: +61 3 752 1512
THE PATCH  VIC 3792    AUSTRALIA                           fax:   +61 3 752 1098
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: esl10@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Ernest S. Lai)
Subject: Re: test,1,2,3 CASCADE
Reply-To: esl10@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Ernest S. Lai)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 20:01:58 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.161546.19469@lut.ac.uk> A.M.Salt1@lut.ac.uk (Honey Monster) writes:
>In article <1993Jan20.223801.13632@news.arc.nasa.gov> nicholso@pioneer.arc.nasa.gov (Melvin H. Nicholson YBH) writes:
>>markw@fuzzball.dell.com (Mark E. Wallace) writes:
>>>mei141@cck.coventry.ac.uk (PH) writes:
>>>|>petitc@nuge115.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:
>>>|> >ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:
>>>|> >>>>>>this is just a test, please ignore.
>>>|> >>>>Oh god please! I can't take any more,
>>>|> >>>>My anger is like a flaming lantern,
>>>|> >>>>Try cascading of that.
>>>|> >>>I could, with a whimsical handturn
>>>|> >>>of my magical hat.
>>>|> >>HA HA! now its my turn
>>>|> >>I can't do better than that.
>>>|> >To add to this, I yearn.
>>>|> >But I couldn't do that.
>>>|> Maybe we could all learn
>>>|> to do silly things with a cat
>>>Counselor Troi likes skinny bald guys,
>>>How `bout that?
>>Pick a new rhyme and try to keep time
>>or else your cascade will sound flat.
>The new rhyme is here in front of you,
>Ask my pet iguana.
This new rhyme here makes me want to spew
I need marijuana
From: jamal@lac_richelieu.grgl
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: This is a try
Date: 21 Jan 93 15:30:50 GMT
Reply-To: jamal@lac_richelieu.grgl
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.

Don't read this message, it's just a try to test my system.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sorgatz@avatar.tti.com (sorgatz)
Subject: Re: Uses for a ZX81
Organization: Citicorp TTI
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 22:42:53 GMT

In article <lme3asINNlf@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM> briang@bari.Eng.Sun.COM (Brian Gordon) writes:
>In article <727940285snx@sound.demon.co.uk> Chris@sound.demon.co.uk (Chris J Lamb) writes:
><<Hi, I'm looking for some new uses for a ZX81. I've got a few, but i'm
><<sure that you lot can come up with much better ones.
><<The ones that I have are :
><<
><<A doorstop
><<A Bootscraper
><<A Frisbee
><<A Cheese board
><<A Computer........NOT
><
><Here's an old one we spectrum owners used to love.
><What's the difference between a shoebox and a ZX81?
><
><A ZX81 has wires coming out the side of it.
>
>Or, if you go back far enough ...
>
>Q: What's the difference between a DEC Rainbow and a bowling ball?
>
>A: There's more software for the bowling ball.
>

(same difference dept.)

 Q: What's the difference betwen a Mac and an "Etch-A-Sketch"?

 A: ..you don't _have to_ shake the Mac to clear the screen!

...Actually I use my ZX-81 as an EPROM PROGRAMMER! Works cool! Really!




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From: cej0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (CHARLES EDWARD JAMES)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Cascading
Date: 22 Jan 93 18:19:28 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1993Jan21.105324.1@gallua.gallaudet.edu>, sarust@gallua.gallaudet.ed
u (Scott A. Rust) writes:
>In article <29877@ursa.bear.com>, young@gummi.bear.com (Eric Youngblood) writes
:
>> Marc Siegel (smarc@mas.uucp) wrote:
>> : splummer@abacus.bates.edu (Sarah Plummer) writes:
>> : > Can I request all cascades that end up being started from test files or
>> : > other things, be sent to alt.cascade?  I don't think they belong on
>> : > rec.humor, because I don't find them funny.  I'm sure I am not the only
>> : > one.  Please don't do it anymore.  Thank you.
>> : Squeeze bone through it, Denny Moore. Skank you.
>> Jeez, phone Kuwait, maybe war. Spank you.
>Please, hook the bait, cold and poor, Wank you.
Sneeze, eat the plate, maybe snore, Screw you.

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>               Scott A. Rust | "A stupid person can do anything
>        Gallaudet University |           except think."
>  sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu |                  - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
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Charles James
Lehigh University
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