HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jwall@nyx.cs.du.edu (Jeff Wall)
Subject: Re: Second Date
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Date: Thu, 28 Jan 93 17:15:10 GMT

In article <16652@auspex-gw.auspex.com> johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
>In article <JMD.93Jan26144617@lion.bear.com> jmd@bear.com (Josh Diamond) writes:
>|
>|    Also, If you sleep together on the first date,
>|    does the next day count as the second date,
>|    or just the first date, day two?
>|
>|Very good question!
>|
>|Answer:  If you sleep together on the first date, I would 
>|say that the next day is still the first date, day two.
> 
>Or consider this scenario...
>
>You go out to a dinner and a movie.  Afterwords you go back to your
>place and have really great sex.  In the morning you get up, shower
>together and then go out to breakfast.  The question is:  Who pays
>for breakfast?
 
Who paid for the dinner and the movie??  You??  If so be a sport and pay
for breakfast too :-).

Cheers,

Jeff
From: brent.mason@uuworld.via.mind.ORG (Brent Mason) 
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: SM ISO MAIL
Date: 24 Jan 93 18:03:00 GMT
Reply-To: brent.mason@uuworld.via.mind.ORG (Brent Mason) 
Distribution: world
Organization: Micro Exchange - Kenwood, CA - 707-833-4032

JD. From: jmd@bear.com (Josh Diamond)
  . Newsgroups: soc.singles,soc.penpals,alt.romance,alt.romance.chat
  . Subject: Re: SM ISO MAIL
  . Message-ID: <JMD.93Jan21112023@lion.bear.com>
  . Date: 21 Jan 93 16:20:23 GMT
  .
  .
  . In article <1993Jan20.233505.9824@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> sgokhale@lonestar.utsa
  .
  .    i am a single asian indian male, 25, who is seeking a lady, preferably
  .    some fun!!  life is too short to be alone.
  .
  .    i would appreciate some email from anyone who is interested.
  .
  . They _still_ don't get it.
  .
  . Doesn't anyone actually read this group (soc.singles) before posting here?

  . Spidey!!!

       Just take a look at the news groups that these type of post's go
out to...  I think all the desperodos look at all the group titles and
say to them selves... well if I knock on enough doors someone is bound to
say yes.   (alt.romance) is almost a duplicate of soc.singles.. and so
the story continues.

       Brent Mason

       P.S.  Websters Defines Romance(tic/ing) as:
               1a.  A medieval narrative of the adventures of chivalric
                    heros.
                b.  A long "FICTIOUS" tale of adventure, heroism, or
                    mystery.
                c.  Imaginative but impractical.

                d.  To carry on a courtship or love affair with: woo.

       So in the most famous words of Rick Flair (of WWF Wrestling Fame)

               Woo, woo, woo, woo, but don't ask me for something that
               doesn't exist, see alt.virtual.reality.
---
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From: jmd@bear.com (Josh Diamond)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Credibility and Trueness
Date: 25 Jan 93 21:07:23 GMT
Organization: Bear, Stearns & Co. - FAST
In-reply-to: atovorni@engr.UVic.CA's message of 24 Jan 93 00:16:51 GMT


In article <1993Jan24.001651.1625@sol.UVic.CA> atovorni@engr.UVic.CA (dreas) writes:

   Loneliness is the easiest problem to get rid of. You can be lonely
   in a stadium full of football fans cheering on a game, or you can
   be *not* lonely all by yourself masturbating. Being lonely is merely
   a mindset. It is the way in which people perceive themselves that
   makes them lonely or not lonely.

   If you help somebody by doing a good deed, you feel good about having
   done the deed. The person you do the deed for appreciates it when you
   give of yourself to help them. The loneliness in your mind is not
   gone, but it's diminished to an extent. 

   If we are good people to ourselves and others, we become more trusting
   and trustworthy at the same time. Loneliness begins to fade into memory
   with the trust that is mutually earned between individuals.

Didn't I hear that somewhere else recently?  :-)

Right on, dreas.

   >>   Ed, I wish you some real tough times so that you can have the
   >>   opportunity to learn how to laugh at life instead of whine
   >>   about it. 
   >
   >Sometimes you come out stronger.  Sometimes simply damaged.  Just wish
   >that we all will become happier and more able to cope.

   The damage becomes an asset eventually, because enough damage works like
   mental adrenalin. It gets one to say, "I'm not taking this negative
   bullshit anymore!!!!" By saying something often enough, one convinces
   oneself that it is true. It's called brainwashing, if you wish.

Yup.

Spidey!!!
--
You don't hunt ducks with a turnip! 

 /\ \  / /\  Josh Diamond                                          jmd@bear.com
//\\ .. //\\ AKA Spidey!!!                        ...!ctr.columbia.edu!ursa!jmd
//\((  ))/\\
/  < `' >  \                                              Do whatever it takes.
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: eleanor@cbnews.cb.att.com (Piglet)
Subject: Re: Honesty, Your word, and Trust -- a crisis?
Organization: the house on the corner
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 18:14:18 GMT

In article <1993Jan27.132852.20091@netcom.com> aahz@netcom.com (Mean Green Dancing Machine) writes:
>In article <C1HuAw.Ko3@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> kiran@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu (Kiran Wagle) writes:
>>aahz@netcom.com (Mean Green Dancing Machine) wonders:
>>>ron@turing.toronto.edu (Ron Wessels) writes:
>>>>ZZ
>>>>:wq
>>>>^[
>>
>>>Wassamatta?  Get stuck in emacs by mistake?
>>
>>Maybe he asked Alice to post this for him.
>
>9.1
>
>(mothers *always* like hearing about their kids)

Go ask Alice, I think she'll know...



Piglet, out of context...again
Xref: sparky soc.singles:37716 alt.romance:16358 alt.religion.computers:969
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.romance,alt.religion.computers
Subject: Re: Correct Term Usage
Date: 24 Jan 93 07:43:06 GMT
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper

afdenis@lims02.lerc.nasa.gov (Stephen Dennison) writes:
] In article <1993Jan19.005309.14935@wetware.com>, drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes...
] >tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:
] >] 
] >] Trygve   (I know there's some comment to be made here about how "when all
] >]           you have is a hammer, every problem tends to look like a nail"
] >]           but I don't know what that comment is.)
] > 
] >correct Phrase is:
] > 
] >"when all You have is a Hammer, everything looks like a FolkSinger."
] > 
] 
] Get it right, drieux. it goes ...
] 
] "When all you have is Hammer, everything looks like Rap."

Oh Yea!

"When all you have is a Hammer, everything looks like a jpeg!"

So SCAN This Bud!!!!


ciao
drieux


-- 
MajorModernDayProblems: 

sometimes, a thing will happen after another thing, 
and they may not be connected.....
From: mel@niblick.ecn.purdue.edu (Meloney D Cregor)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Trygve's shower
Date: 24 Jan 93 16:19:45 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1993Jan24.072518.4694@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:

>P.S.  Hope you don't have anything against "Mister Bubble." 

OH, Trygve, you really have to stop using these inferior products.  Kermit's
KraziBerri Bubbles is the only way to go.  LOTS!  of bubbles, nice fruity
fragrance, leaves ones skin, oh-so-soft.

(hey, I happen to have a strong penchant for bubble baths and it pays to know
your bubbles.  Besides, it was a Christmas present from my dog, Bull.  You
can imagine my surprise and he so cleverly left it at a friend's house so
I wouldn't find it.  How thoughtful.  The wrapping job for someone who 
doesn't have opposable thumbs was just lovely.)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: zborowsk@alfred.carleton.ca (Zbigniew Borowski)
Subject: LookingForSomePeople
Summary: Just read it!!
Keywords: Live is to short
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 00:23:20 GMT

HI!! Is anyone up there to respond this message ???  I'm an aerospace
engineer looking for some interesting People, girls are preferred.

My email address is :  zborowsk@ccs.carleton.ca

                                 Bye
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode)
Subject: Re: Living alone and liking it
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 93 22:57:42 GMT

In article <9352@lhdsy1.lahabra.chevron.com> reb@lhdsy1.lahabra.chevron.com (Richard E. Barrier) writes:
>In article <77016@apple.apple.COM> stef@Apple.COM (Stef Jones) writes:
>
> -- stuff deleted --  and need to find my Anarchist 
>>Cookbook to bone up on molotov cocktails before I can blow up any buildings.
>>
>I would suggest Nitrogen Tri-Iodide its more explosive and unstable. Don't know
>where in AnarchistCookbook NTI is but its there.

Sheesh!  Amateurs!  Nitrogen triiodide, while unstable, is barely powerful
enough to blow your nose.  (In fact, the last time I made a batch, it 
exploded spontaneously as it was drying on a paper towel--lots of noise
followed by a perfectly clean and undamaged paper towel floating down from
mid-air.  It's good to surprise people with, but not much of anything more
serious than that.)

Still, it's true that nitrogen triiodide is more explosive than Molotov
cocktails (frangible grenades), which are not explosive at all, but 
merely incendiary devices.

Trygve   (Besides, if you really want to blow up buildings, it's much
          easier and cheaper to stop by any store that carries chemical
          fertilizers and pick up the materials you need in 50# bags.)
--
       Finally, a movie you can take the whole family to see--a movie that's
fun, warm, and moist.  Kids and adults alike will love the cute, cuddly
adventures of
   
                   T H E    C A R E    S L U G S
   
Animation so realistic that it's guaranteed to give you a warm tingling
feeling sliding slowly up your leg!
From: jmd@bear.com (Josh Diamond)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Too Young 2B single
Date: 25 Jan 93 21:18:56 GMT
	<C1AMKu.84r@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>
Organization: Bear, Stearns & Co. - FAST
In-reply-to: kiran@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu's message of 23 Jan 93 06:12:30 GMT


In article <C1AMKu.84r@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> kiran@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu (Kiran Wagle) writes:

   pooh@Apple.COM (Pooh) writes:
   >I'm fat, AND I'm ugly ... 

   I must have met a different Pooh at the Chicon @! party.

I give it a solid 9.0.

Spidey!!!

--
You don't hunt ducks with a turnip! 

 /\ \  / /\  Josh Diamond                                          jmd@bear.com
//\\ .. //\\ AKA Spidey!!!                        ...!ctr.columbia.edu!ursa!jmd
//\((  ))/\\
/  < `' >  \                                              Do whatever it takes.
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: rna@leland.Stanford.EDU (Robert Ashcroft)
Subject: Re: "Women on Top" by Nancy F.
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 93 00:19:31 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.151846.20134@cbnewsd.cb.att.com> nance@cbnewsd.cb.att.com (nancy.l.colucci) writes:
>
>Actually I'm waiting for ol' Nancy to interview ME.  Anyone knows her, send
>her my way.  I'll give her a mouthful.  (heh)

Well, any more than that would be a waste, eh?

RNA
From: jmd@bear.com (Josh Diamond)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Breeding Strategy (was meeting women in clubs)
Date: 22 Jan 93 15:45:19 GMT
	<JMD.93Jan20141137@lion.bear.com> <8895@news.duke.edu>
	<16B5DEC8B.SURGDM@mizzou1.missouri.edu>
Organization: Bear, Stearns & Co. - FAST
In-reply-to: SURGDM@mizzou1.missouri.edu's message of 21 Jan 93 22:49:10 GMT



In article <16B5DEC8B.SURGDM@mizzou1.missouri.edu> SURGDM@mizzou1.missouri.edu (Diane) writes:

   >In article <JMD.93Jan20141137@lion.bear.com> jmd@bear.com (Josh Diamond) writes:
   >>When was the last time you saw a gorilla write a computer
   >>program?  For that matter, when was the last time you saw a gorilla
   >>start a war?
   >
   >And when was the last time you gained breeding access to your next-door
   >neighbor by eating her young?
   >

   You're being completely UNfair! Josh hasn't done that in *months*!!!!
   (have you, Josh?)

I think it's actually been about 2 years... :-)

But really, I'm Spidey!!!, and thus a little worried.  I heard that 
female spiders eat their mates after copulation...


					Spidey!!!




--
You don't hunt ducks with a turnip! 

 /\ \  / /\  Josh Diamond                                          jmd@bear.com
//\\ .. //\\ AKA Spidey!!!                        ...!ctr.columbia.edu!ursa!jmd
//\((  ))/\\
/  < `' >  \                                              Do whatever it takes.
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Favorite Groups
From: quirke_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 26 Jan 93 17:33:02 NZST
Distribution: world
Organization: Welligton City Council, Public Access.
NNTP-Posting-Host: kosmos.wcc.govt.nz

jwall@nyx.cs.du.edu (Jeff Wall) writes:

> That's fine with me.  I plan on being the world oldest teenager.

   Well, you'll have to kill Cliff Richard first. Not that that's a bad thing,
mind you...

-- 
Tony Quirke, Wellington, New Zealand (Quirke_A@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz)
"Only the free have disposition to be truthful.
 Only the truthful have the interest to be just.
 Only the just possess the willpower to be free." - WH Auden.
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: atovorni@engr.UVic.CA (Die Fledermaus)
Subject: Re: Living alone and liking it
Reply-To: atovorni@engr.UVic.CA
Organization: University of Victoria, Victoria, BC, Canada
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 07:51:39 GMT

In article 16932@cbnews.cb.att.com, eleanor@cbnews.cb.att.com (Piglet) writes:
>In article <77121@apple.apple.COM> stef@Apple.COM (Stef Jones) writes:
>>blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.) writes [to Stef]:
>>>So what do you look like in latex? :)
>>
>>Like Garfield.
>
>Oh, Ste-ef, here, Stefstefstefstefstefstef.....  *lasagne*
>
>>Stef, in the land of whip-wielding plump cat women
>
>Mrowr!

What? a wimpy leeteul Mrowr?

WWRRRRRRRRoWWWWWWWWWrrrrrrr rr!!!!!!!

MushBetteur.

dreas
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Mocsny?
Date: 28 Jan 93 21:22:49 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <1993Jan28.034849.29930@kpc.com> jbulf@balsa.Berkeley.EDU (Jeff Bulf) writes:
>In article <1993Jan28.013452.26669@netcom.com>, aahz@netcom.com (Mean Green Dancing Machine) writes:
||> Gee, now that Walter Lego and Mark Israel are posting again, is there
||> any chance that some *real* old-timers might show up?
|
|How old is real old. I've been gone long enough not to even recognize
|most of the names here now.

For me, that's about a week. 

-- 
-john
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: martinc@grover.cs.unc.edu (Charles R. Martin)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: what is attractive ?
Date: 26 Jan 93 22:22:13 GMT
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In-reply-to: ewright@convex.com's message of Tue, 26 Jan 1993 18:52:30 GMT

In article <ewright.728074350@convex.convex.com> ewright@convex.com (Edward V. Wright) writes:

   In <1993Jan24.074157.5295@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:

   >I think the common theme of all historical standards of beauty has been 
   >to look as rich as possible--back when many people worked outdoors and
   >pale skin was a sign of a life of luxury and ease, pale skin was in; when
   >life for the poor was much more active and not nearly as calorie-intensive,
   >corpulence was a sign of wealth and, therefore, attractiveness.

   You shouldn't confine yourself to the past tense.  I once knew
   a grad student who was, well, definitely over 300 pounds.  He
   won part of the New York State lottery and later used some of
   is earnings to take a safari to Africa.  When he walked into one
   village, the women all began laughing and smiling.  He asked what
   they were laughing at, and his guide told him, "They say you must
   be very rich man.  Own many cattle."

   >Nowadays, it's the well-to-do who have time to exercise and get even tans,
   >and the lean, muscular, tan body is in.

   I can't entirely agree with that.  People who dig ditches for a
   living *still* get plenty of exercise and (unless they are smart
   enough to use sunblock) tans.

I dunno, I think Trygve may be onto something.  There are really not
many people any more who dig ditches for a living -- they're much more
likely to make a living running a machine that digs ditches.  (Think of
the stereotype construction worker with the beer belly and pants sliding
down over the crack in his butt.)  Those who do, or who do things like
carpentry, tend to be lean and tanned, and I've certainly heard a number
of women make sighing noises about such people.  But our stereotype now
for rich people is "you can't be too rich or too thin" -- so maybe the
stylish thing just happens to correspond with the body type of some
people who aren't rich.






--
		Charles R. Martin/(Charlie)/martinc@cs.unc.edu
     Dept. of Computer Science/CB #3175 UNC-CH/Chapel Hill, NC 27599-3175
	    3611 University Dr #13M/Durham, NC 27707/(919) 419 1754
     "Oh God, please help me be civil in tongue, pure in thought, and able
      to resist the temptation to laugh uncontrollably.  Amen." -- Rob T
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: ewright@convex.com (Edward V. Wright)
Subject: Re: what is attractive ?
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 18:52:30 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Engineering, CONVEX Computer Corp., Richardson, Tx., USA
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              Corp. The opinions expressed are those of the user and
              not necessarily those of CONVEX.

In <1993Jan24.074157.5295@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:

>I think the common theme of all historical standards of beauty has been 
>to look as rich as possible--back when many people worked outdoors and
>pale skin was a sign of a life of luxury and ease, pale skin was in; when
>life for the poor was much more active and not nearly as calorie-intensive,
>corpulence was a sign of wealth and, therefore, attractiveness.

You shouldn't confine yourself to the past tense.  I once knew
a grad student who was, well, definitely over 300 pounds.  He
won part of the New York State lottery and later used some of
is earnings to take a safari to Africa.  When he walked into one
village, the women all began laughing and smiling.  He asked what
they were laughing at, and his guide told him, "They say you must
be very rich man.  Own many cattle."


>Nowadays, it's the well-to-do who have time to exercise and get even tans,
>and the lean, muscular, tan body is in.

I can't entirely agree with that.  People who dig ditches for a
living *still* get plenty of exercise and (unless they are smart
enough to use sunblock) tans.
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Second Date
Date: 27 Jan 93 16:47:27 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <JMD.93Jan26144617@lion.bear.com> jmd@bear.com (Josh Diamond) writes:
|
|In article <4621@cvbnetPrime.COM> bmeyer@feds12.prime.com (Bob Meyer) writes:
|
|   In article <1993Jan24.205359.323@fuug.fi>, an3371@anon.penet.fi writes:
|   |> How long after a first date do you usually wait before going
|   |> for a second date?  A week, a few days?  Guess it depends on
|   |> the situation, too.
|
|    Also, If you sleep together on the first date,
|    does the next day count as the second date,
|    or just the first date, day two?
|
|Very good question!
|
|Answer:  If you sleep together on the first date, I would 
|say that the next day is still the first date, day two.
 
Or consider this scenario...

You go out to a dinner and a movie.  Afterwords you go back to your
place and have really great sex.  In the morning you get up, shower
together and then go out to breakfast.  The question is:  Who pays
for breakfast?

-- 
-john
From: martinc@grover.cs.unc.edu (Charles R. Martin)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: SM ISO MAIL
Date: 24 Jan 93 11:20:50
Organization: UNC Department of Computer Science
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NNTP-Posting-Host: grover.cs.unc.edu
In-reply-to: thurlow@convex.com's message of Sun, 24 Jan 1993 15:04:42 GMT

In article <thurlow.727887882@convex.convex.com> thurlow@convex.com (Robert Thurlow) writes:

   Dreas, I itch whenever I see stuff based on racial stereotypes.
   Certainly people laugh, I do at some of the milder forms too, but
   that one was well over my line.  You have not gone that far before
   that *I've* read.

   Maybe it's time you stopped flipping off all the people who are
   trying to suggest that an element of your style sucks and *think*
   about it rather than defending your percious position.

On the other hand, maybe he's decided that he's more devoted to his
particular "muse" than to getting your approval, Rob.

I wasn't thrilled with it, but he went no further with it than Eddie
Murphy or Bronson Pinchot would.
--
		Charles R. Martin/(Charlie)/martinc@cs.unc.edu
     Dept. of Computer Science/CB #3175 UNC-CH/Chapel Hill, NC 27599-3175
	    3611 University Dr #13M/Durham, NC 27707/(919) 419 1754
     "Oh God, please help me be civil in tongue, pure in thought, and able
      to resist the temptation to laugh uncontrollably.  Amen." -- Rob T
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Second Date
Date: 27 Jan 93 16:38:53 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <MARTINC.93Jan24191102@grover.cs.unc.edu> martinc@grover.cs.unc.edu (Charles R. Martin) writes:
>In article <1993Jan24.205359.323@fuug.fi> an3371@anon.penet.fi writes:
|
|   How long after a first date do you usually wait before going
|   for a second date?  A week, a few days?  Guess it depends on
|   the situation, too.
|
|See, this is a perfectly reasonable soc.singles post even if posted
|anonymously. 
|
|God alone knows what was inflammatory enough to make the poster want to
|*post* it anonymously, but it's perfectly appropriate to the group.

Agreed.  I'm even going to respond to it although he/she? (here's where
posting anonymously can be a problem.  Before jumping on me I'll elaborate
on that later.  As the poster surmised.  It depends on the situation.  I
can offer at least one example where I asked a woman out, we went out,
and the following day she called and asked me out for lunch.  This is where
the he/she problem arised.  If I knew I was responding to a she I could
suggest that if he asked you out and you had a good time, don't wait a week
to go out with him again if you want to go out the next day.  If it
was a "he" the advice might be different.  In that case I'd suggest finding
out as the first date is ending if one, she want's to go out again, and then
ask when she would be available.

-- 
-john
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: jwall@nyx.cs.du.edu (Jeff Wall)
Subject: Re: Steve Martin no longer in vogue?
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 13:43:57 GMT

In article <1993Jan23.225032.6756@desire.wright.edu> ecoughlan@desire.wright.edu writes:
>In article <1jrs9qINNcit@usenet.pa.dec.com>, ed@weir.pa.dec.com (Ed Gould) writes:
>>> Newsflash, Gary.  "Eat my Shorts" *is* from the '70s.
>> 
>> Newsflash, Nance.  "Eat my Shorts" is from the *'60s.*
>
>Odd, I could have sworn "eat my shorts" was from "Happy Days"....
>

Wait, stop , time out, WHOA!!!  You mean to tell me that "Eat my shorts"
is *NOT* an original saying by Bart Simpson???  Well, bum me out.  I'm
goin home and goin back to bed.

Cheers,

Jeff Wall