From: ali@utrcv1 (ALI BABA)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.iranian
Subject: Re: <none>Joojeh
Date: 9 Nov 92 15:05:44 GMT
Organization: United Technologies Research Center

In article <1992Nov4.180749.24821@hplabsz.hpl.hp.com>, javad@hplabsz.hpl.hp.com (Agha Javad) writes...
>In article <4NOV199211354484@utrcv1> ali@utrcv1 (ALI BABA) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct30.013208.19282@hplabsz.hpl.hp.com>,
>>javad@hplabsz.hpl.hp.com (Agha Javad) writes... >In article
>><1992Oct28.214442.3718@sun1x.actc.res.utc.com> ali@utrcv1 (ALI
>>BABA) writes:
>>>
>>Dear Joojeh Farangy;
>>
>>(doe rial bedeh aashe agha javad        beh hameen khial baash agha javad)
>
>
>I marvel at your poetic abilities.  Yeh reshteh aash-e-Agha Javad delet bekhad!
>(Beh hameen khial bash, joojeh pahlevoon)
>
>>
>>You might be excellent as you mentioned it in your article in getting down
>>but you sound to me like a chicken cheer leader in wrestling game who doesn't
>>have the guts to wrestle but sit down out side the mat and shuts (sheer Ali
>>lengesh kone).
>
>Talk about lengesh kon!  Ali joojeh is sitting here cheering on the IRI,
>he can go back, no problem!  And yet he is sitting here saying lengesh kon
>to our people, "Carry on the good work faithful people, while I sit out
>here and cheer Bush and Buchanan and work on YOUR behalf, because I am
>Ali Baba the 1996 gutsy wrestling champion who always defends the faith."
>Pahlevoon?  Pahlevoon PANBEH, badbakht!
>
>If I am out here, at least I'm minding my own business and hoping for
>peace and reconciliation for our country, even though I am not able to
>achieve it on my own.  Ali joojeh, Grand Moron, on the other hand, is sitting
>out here in safety, and still telling people to fight and be violent and
>kill in the name of "faith". Why the hell doesn't this bozo go back and preach
>his "values" (an undefined concept for him), and join the IRI circus of
>bloodthirsty clowns who have terrorized our country?
>
>>(oone mamah ra looloo khoord ) or say it in American way you missed the
>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>(Ali joojeh ham yeh cheez-e-deegeh khord)
>
>>boat buddy, Where were you when the real man came and changed Iran ? maybe
>>you were down booging.
>
>I was there when your "real man" (read fascist) came and screwed Iran.
>Where the hell were you, Mr. revolutionary hero-face?
>
>>It needs a man to change a society and I don't see that character in you.
>
>Change in society comes from within.  What's more, dictators aren't too tolerant
>of change, or have you noticed, Mr. good-hearted reformer?  NOTTTTT!!
>
>You don't have the slightest clue what character is, mister.  You just go stick
>to your 12 inch (read 12 mm) gooshti logic, and consult it when you need
>valid reasons to back your arguments, if you can call them that. Because that
>is just about all the backing you have, and it is microscopic at best.
>
>>For me America is my country but I admire the faithful people where ever
>>they are and my duty is to help good and faithful American people to bring
>>this country back to god where it be a safe place for my kids to live.
>
>And hell for anybody who doesn't believe your way, right?  Typical fascist-
>let's make the country a good place for MY kids (read my ego), and screw
>everyone else.
>
>If you want your kids to grow up in a safe place, why don't you send them
>to your beloved IRI, where they can learn to be faithful?  They certainly
>won't learn it from you or them, and the best way to save your kids and provide
>them with a safe environment is send them far away from their father, since
>all he knows is hatred, fascism, sexism, and ignorance, and believe me, we
>have enough of that already.
>
>>For you I don't know what you are waiting for If you think it's time to
>>change why don't you go back and help. Maybe you are too scared. You will
>
>I don't claim to represent our people, and I don't have political ambitions,
>either.  And I don't waive the flag and the religion in people's face and
>call on them to go dye for me.  These are the acts of guts, bravery, manhood,
>and character that the people you kiss up to commit.
>
>>learn alot from the 12 years old kid back home. They will teach you what
>>guts and glory is about .
>
>I know more 12 year-olds back home than you do.  Remember? YOU'RE  the faithful
>one residing in USA, and cheering the continuation of IRI's "faithful"
>policies, not me.
>
>Again, you don't have the slightest clue what guts and glory is.  If you think
>a 12 year old's glory is to blow himself up, you're a sick man.  If you
>think it takes guts to commit suicide for fascists, you're even sicker,
>and worse, you're a coward for not doing it yourself.  You see guts and glory
>in fighting and destroying, and you don't know the first thing about building
>and uniting. So don't give us your crap about character, guts, glory, "real
>men", and "faith", because you don't know the first thing about any of these
>things, and like your IRI handlers, you're just a tabl-e-too-khalee milking
>the poor people and abusing their good faith.
>
>>
>>                      **********************************************
>>                      * ALI BABA, COME JOIN US AT OUR ZOORE KHONEH *
>>                      *   WE GUARANTEE TO MAKE MAN OUT OF JOOJEH   *
>>                      **********************************************
>>
>Ali joojeh, if you want to become a man, learn form Gandhi, and not from
>Mike Tyson.  Until then save your empty "manhood" for yourself and
>your bozo masters, and spare the readers of this precious newsgroup.
>
>And one more thing, Mr. mother-of-all-joojehs: I and the rest of us can
>boogie all we want, it's none of your DAMN business, and leave us alone!
>TA cheshm-e-fAsheest koor sheh!
>
>
>Agha Javad
>(We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone!)
>


Hey, javad baghaale;

(toeh keh baaze cheshmeh maredha ra doere deedy o doere gerefti namard)

Don't you even try to sell your lie and bullcrap to me. Remember I'm
Iranian-American and I know your biggest enemy is only god and has nothing
to do with any regime or any religion and it's only an excuse for you to
sell your lie and bullcrap to poor ordinary Americans and the Iranians who
are not aware of your trick, you louse. All those names that you use on
your above article fits a (namard) like yourself the best.
I believe in the democratic system of my country and I'm only trying to
tell you god is the solution for your miserable disease and you will earn
nothing by lying and blaming all your life's misery on other people,  now
whether you like it or not I will say it and I don't need any approval from
you (bacheh gherty), The difference between you and I, is I believe in
freedom of religion but you believe in freedom from the religion and what
you preaching is (be band o bary) and not peace and reconciliation . I have
absolutely every right to cheer Bush and Buchanan and its none of your
business to tell me who to cheer for and I'm not a dirty dog like you to
work on behalf of anyone. I'm only cheering these guys because of their
tough stand against the abortion and they weren't fascist to support the
killing of 2.5 million babies every year in the name of your style
democracy. Isn't it funny how people use the world fascist for their
pleasure . I call the killer of those babies fascist and you call the one
who tries to save them a fascist. Even though I believe in defending my
family and my country,  I don't believe in violence and killing and I'm not
like you who at time when a godless fascist like (Saddam) attacked my
country, ran like a scared prostitute who saw the cop and let those girls
and ladies to be raped and killed by Saddams' ruthless army in Abadan and
Khoramshahre and now the same (namard) who abandoned all those ladies and
girls is sitting in here talking about their right and freedom. . Dirty
dog, if you call abanding you country at the time of war, guts you are a
coward and if you call the people who stayed and fight for your country
fascist you are worse than coward and I have no doubt about it.
Talking about (table to Khaly joojeh paeyzi) even being a minority in this
country as a person who believes in god sitting here telling the people in
this country to go back to God and this jerk is calling himself a 20th
century (roghaneh nabaaty) peace hero running like a scared cat about 6000
miles a way from his people screaming "It's time to change , get killed and
let me to come and destroy it again." Don't you think you are too close for
comfort (boze deleh beechareh). Maybe you will feel safer if you put your
(chaador) on because you will never know that there might be some (mared)
around and you don't want them look at you and (shalavaret ra zard kooney).
Life is funny, isn't it? (neem vajabi) No matter how hard you try to hide
the truth people will find out about it sooner or later. For so many years
liars like yourself tried to blame Iran-Iraq war on Iran. And at the end
Saddam's true identity was shown to the world. for the last thirteen years
people like you tried to lie about the situations in Iran, but what
happened? Now they are going back home in thousands. and look at the
(namard) whose telling me to learn from Gandhi, Get your facts straitened
out pig head. Gandhi was a man and I don't think he likes the (namard )
like yourself to use his name. He was with his people in the toughest times
and wasn't a frightened owl like you who left his people, and he didn't ran
about 6000 miles away and talk about (be bando bary) and name it peace and
reconciliation too. And you don't build and unite by boogying, (pofeeyous)
you build and unite by hard work and faith. Don't get excited crying ninny,
every time you post your'e trash about how I back my arguments, (mash
ghafoore ) offer was only good for once and it wasn't for the people with
high risk of (beemarie koomak), you deserve the (chador) the most because I
know You work hard for it scaredy cat. I didn't know you are prejudice too
(baghaale kaseefe), and you want me to leave you alone because I'm not
Iranian. I bet you didn't know being prejudice is one of the
characteristics of a fascist and I told you this name fits you the best,
didn't I (neeme vajabi) ?.
By the way , when did I tell you not to get down and boogie, You have my
permission to get down and boogie and stay down as long as it pleases
you .


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