From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 7 Apr 92 10:30:55 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr5203054@cayenne.gac.edu> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
|In article <2528@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|.In article <43903@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|.|]|]|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
|.|]|]|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
|.|]|]|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
|.|]|]|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
|.|]|]|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
|.|]|]|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
|.|]|]|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
|.|]|]|}>|Dougger aka So What??
|.|]|]|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
|.|]|]|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
|.|]|]|Jester aka this looks like fun
|.|]|]Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
|.|]|Jester aka lets vote on it
|.|]Jos aka I Would Vote `Yes' If They Include The Following Disclaimer:
|.|Jester aka so would I
|.Jos aka Ok, It's A Deal Then ... What Was The Disclaimer Again ????
|Dan aka :
Jos aka Quite Nice! But It Isn't Complete Yet ... (See Below)

|		        \  O
|________________________\/________________________________________
|			 /\
|		        /  O
|Point 1

|	o  I like to snip small holes in my undershorts.

	O  And stick spinach in my left sock

|	o  My nose is never larger than .107 meters from side to side

	O  Except when it's glued above my right ear.

|Point 2

|	o  Jos is not my idol, but rather, my hero

	O  And I hereby solemnly declare that he does not, I repeat, 
	   does *not* look like a sliced up herring (with onions)

|	o  I really wish I could ramble on about toad droppings
|	   without repeating myself over and over again

	O  And I never want to unplug my nostrils again. I love those
	   corks.

|	o  I don't think my knees are to big, do you?

	O  And the same counts for my nose.

|	o  Pardon me?  I didn't hear you.

	O  Say that again?

|Subpoint A

|	o  Where *is* Bimini?  I've got a summer home there

	O  Is there a bus stop in ZanZoobar?

|	o  I hope noone minds that I've borrowed their razor and used
|	   to scrape scales off the tub.  I'll just put it back and
|	   mebbe they won't notice.

	O  And please do kill me if I smell like burned condoms again.

|Sub-subpoint Alpha

|	o  If you didn't like what I said in my message, I give you
|	   full legal right to feed me to your pet aunt Martha.

	O  But please take care of the smelly remnants of my pet
	   hippopotamus Ethel. And BTW watch out for her explosive diarrhea.

|Sub-sub-subpoint Aleph

|	o  What do the little 'o's mean?

	O  And while we're on the subject: What's the middle name of
	   the great Tibetan Dalai Lama's rabbit?

|	o  I envy all aka members 'cuz they are so much like whatever
|	   they are and I really wish I could be like that too

	O  But I'm far too stupid to be an eloquent imbecile like they are!

|Sub-Subpoint Beta

|	o  I hope you like my knees.  I really don't think that they
|	   are big.

	O  And please accept my nose as a token of my gratefulness.

|Point 3

|	o  I give everyone the right to do anythin they feel is
|	   necessary to me and my person, including, but not limited
|	   too: killing, maiming, burning, vapourizing, eating,
|	   scratching, throwing, watching, melting, tanning, swimming,
|	   rubbing, flying, goosing, robbing, ribbing, electrocuting,
|	   melting again, building, rushing, electing, flushing, or
|	   smelling.

	O  Add: galvanizing, inflating, frying, operating, digesting,
	   selling, abhorring, aborting, burying, buttering, zonking,
	   vulcanizing, pampering, or mangling.

|	o  I defy you to come up with one palpable thing that is wrong
|	   with my knees, apart from there being three of them.

	O  Except when they're glued to my nose too.

|Thats the all of it.  Sign here  ___________________________

Well, not quite, leave some nasal mucus here -------> _____________

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