From: jmeranda@us.oracle.com (John Meranda)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT: 4-9 ThursdayJeepUpdate
Date: 10 Apr 92 14:13:37 GMT


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Happy Friday everybody!
Hope all is well, and all that good sh*t....:-)

On with the show!

Frantic and H2D are home alone without the maid and butler.
She decides to make him a prime-rib din-din. She is happy to be
doing "wifey" things around their house.

Merciless has just told Dinc she *thinks* she is pregnent.
He instantly starts hooping and hollerin',and immediately wants to go to 
the drugstore to get a pregnency test.  She tells him she allready did,
and it turned out positive.  He's really happy! Then the doorbell rings
and the phone rings.  Tease and duh...Hutch are at the door, and 
Banana is on the phone. Dinc belts out the good news to all of them.

Babs is thinking about tomorrowss trial, and Hal calls. He wishes her
good luck and reminds her he thinks the father of JennyD otta know
the truth. Sleeza comes by, and she tells her about the call.
Sleeza asks her "what about the *mothers* rights??"
Seems their situations are quite similar.

Banana time-warps over to the Laughables with congratulations
and fantasy-salad. Juicy calls Merciless, and she thanks Juicy
for the good advice (use Dincs gullability to your advantage)and
tells Juicy she doesn't think she'll have to worry about Conner anymore.

Enema is at (s)Ivas', and she won't tell Enema *why* JohnD and she are 
on the outs.
Cut to NewJersey. DukeMeister and JohnD talk vaguely about the problem.
DukeMeister has short hair, and a moustache and a foo-man-shoe beard now.
JohnD asks him if things are better knowing who his real father is.
Duke says it's not necessarialy better or worse, it's just different.
XVLien arrives home and she and JohnnyD talk a bit too.  She tells him
DukeMeister worrys about him, and hopes he and Ivagottasecret work it out.
Then Duke will worry less, and he'll do better in school, and blah, blah,blah.

Everyone waits on Merciless as if she is crippled or something. She's just 
taking it all in. Banana tells her she hopes Merciless doesn't get that
morning-hurling-sickness, and them Banana mentions that Gregory seems to be
for-runner for the job at M&A. Merciless looks like she'll hurl any minute.

Frantic burned the dinner, and now they are cooking hotdogs in the fireplace.
they make out as well.

Jesster and Honky sip wine after their gourmet din-din. She tells him that
her clothes, makeup, cooking skills, artwork, and all that stuff are just
superficial. She says things are different since this Chicago/Felix thing.
She want's to feel more fulfilled, and Honky hopes he can ful-fill (ar,ar)
the bill. Then she (basically) tells him , just like MLK would:
"I have a dream".....and mentions she want's to start up a scholorship
fund for underpriviledged minority kids to go to YuckdaleU.

Sleeza thinks about what Babs told her about boinking with H2D and how
"One night can change your whole life". She then has a flashback to the days 
of she and TomDredge.  He takes her to a private place overlooking the 
town.  He tells her he loves her, starts unbuttoning her shirt, and they
proceed to boink in a patch of (silk;-) flowers. Then Babs interrupts her
dream. She tells Sleeza that she is not going to have to testify now,
because EasilyStewart is going to be in town to testify instead.
YAY! LETS HOPE SHE BRINGS THE BLUE LEATHER DRESS WITH HER, EH' BOYS??
Babs mentions JohnDredge, and Sleeza changes the subject fast.
She mentions her son Thomas, and Babs comments on the fact that she 
rarely calls TomCat, "Thomas". Sleeza sorta frowns.

DukeMeister and XVLien get ready to hit the hay.  JohnD knocks on their
bedroom door  and thanks them for putting him up at their little pad.
After he leaves, DukeMeister mentions that parents are pretty okay,
but they need to learn the fundamentals. Then he dives on to the twin-bed, and
XVLien squeals happily (as if they are gonna romp). JohnD smiles from the other
room after hearing this. I think he misses his little liar of a girlfriend,
Lye-va!

Enema decides to stay the night at Ivagottasecrets pad. She tells Iva 
not to forget to say her prayers.

The party winds-down at the Laughables. Tease tells Merciless she is 
glad to have a good friend like her, and mentions she told duh..Hutch that
if he wanted to take the semester off from college, it's okay with her.
Hutch shows up at the door (he was going to give Woody and Banana a ride 
home) and tells them that that danged jalopy of a car of Woodys wouldn't
start again.  Dinc goes to get his keys, but he can't find them.
Merciless rolls her eyes, and offers to let him take her car. 
She goes to get the keys from her purse, and pulls out her packet
of birth-control pills with the keys.  Tease notices this but doesn't 
say anything.

       ********************the next day**********************

Ivagottasecret tells Enema she has decided to go to NewJersey to 
try to talk to JohnnyD.

Merciless calls up Tease and wants to meet her for lunch later.
duh..hutch brings Merciless' car keys back and he and Dinc get the
jalopy started.  Merciless asks duh..Hutch not to say anything about
her possible pregnency, since she is not sure yet.
Hutch leaves, and Dinc tells her that he made an appointment for her
to see DocSammuels this morning.

Gavin's trial is starting today.  Babs tells Sleeza she is not going
to be there at the trial.  Sleeza mentions to Babs that she is 
going to LakeForrest because HelDredge called her last night.
Then EmersonGilligan calls there (at Babs), and wants to know
if she will be at the trial today.

Cut! Print!

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P.S.....
>>Jeep writes..
>LEANNE WRITES....

>Subject: Re: ATWT: 4-8 WednesdayJeepUpdate
>Message-ID: <92100.170743ANNE@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU>
>>
>>Sleeza imagines JohnDredge out out of the coma, and him wanting her
>>to tell him the whole truth about tje TomDredge/StClair thing.
>*What* is St. Clair?  A place?  The name of Sleeza's long-lost baby?  A
>drink made of rum?  Enquiring minds want to know.
I didn't quite *get* this either. 
Could anyone tell if he said Thomas St.Clair, or Thomas AND St.Clair??
Sorry, I don't tape it, I watch it live, so I can't rewind....

>>Victrolla goes to the jail to see Arthur.  She tells him tht CabinCruiser
>>made a pass at him on the CruiserJet, and Arthur is pissed.  She tells him
>Gee, if Cabin made a pass at ARthur, no wonder he's pissed! :)
>(I loved this typo, Jeep!)
OOPS!
I was wrong.  Cabin made the pass at VicTROLLa....
My mistake.

>Thanks for the update, Jeep!
Anytime!

>Lee Anne
Jeep