HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Date: 29 Sep 92 17:32:45 GMT
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)


greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:
>   In article <1992Sep22.230040.26584@nmsu.edu>, sabbott@nmsu (SDA) writes:
>
>   }I registered people at a voting booth last week.
>
>   }The ones who registered republican got a 12 GHz blast from a horn
>   }antenna aimed at the genital area while they were signing their name.
>
>   You remind me of the old geeze at the voting booth the last time I
>   voted in New Jersey who was "joking" about charging people  $5 for
>   voting... People fought and died for the privilege of being able to go
>   into a polling place and register for whatever political party they
>   wanted.  Back when it was a burning-cross-on-the-lawn issue a lot of
>   them were trying to vote for a Republican named Abraham Lincoln. 

*sniff*
*sniff*

>
>   ANY fucking around with people's right to vote, no matter how
>   innocent-seeming and playful, is hideous. Don't sell out your values
>   to win the battle but lose the war.

You are absolutely right.  

That is why I gave up my afternoon to register people to vote.

I made no jokes about their political party then, simply posted
this rather lame joke to t.b. 

Excuse me this HIDEOUS JOKE.  I understand, now, how truly wrong I
was.  

I will hand-stitch twenty American Flags as a penance.

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: random ruminations
Date: 30 Sep 92 21:41:59 GMT
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology


In article <1992Sep27.203823.1@eagle.wesleyan.edu>  writes:
> 
>    [Monstrous]
> 

Man, he was in there for a long time! Hope he remembered to flush.

I think we're going to need the plunger for this one.

--
I like this stuff
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: it's too early
Keywords: morning
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 21:49:51 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.195043.14137@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Code-03 LCDR Michael E. Dobson) writes:
>In article <1992Sep29.135316.9654@fcom.cc.utah.edu> big daddy hate box writes:
>>so...i get up at six in the damned morning, way too early for any sane grad 
>>student. there is a conference today up at one of the ski resorts to start off 
>>the new year and get the program rolling for the first year students. swell. i 
>>had to get up so early because i needed to develop some film of an experiment i 
>>did yesterday. so far so good except that the film looks like crap. the 
>>background is so high i don't know if i will be able to get anything useful out 
>>of this experiment. damn, i love science. hope you all get a better start than 
>>i did. (disgusting play for pity) ciao etc.
>>
>
>Well gee patrick, but you've really got to pay more attention to the
>washing steps and not spend so much time in t.b.  Maybe a trip into
>bionet.molbio.methds-reagnts is in order?  Maybe you should stop sniffing
>the phenol from your mini-preps and keep your probes further from your
>brain?

Nahh, I'd say that the prep was okay, but the film was overdeveloped.  That's
where all that aerial fog is coming from.  Check your temperature regulation
and add benzotriazole as a last resort.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: short weekend excursion
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date:  7 Oct 92 14:41:06 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: IBM Canada Ltd.

There's a long weekend coming up, and a few friends and I are planning
to drive down to NYC.  I need recommendations for places to go and things
to do...including restaurants, accommodation, and landmarks.  I thought
it would be a good idea to add a bizarre slant (don't, Roger) to the trip.
Any ideas? 50 quatloos to the best suggestion.

-- 
Gerald Oskoboiny
gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com                       I speak for myself. 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: oops
Summary: sorry
Keywords: sorry
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: xenophobes of utah
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 92 22:11:26 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

hey ho there. sorry i just reposted my comment to kent. i was playing with this 
weird newsreader. we have access to three. it basically sucks in any event. i 
am working so hard right now it makes me sick.

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:32384 rec.arts.startrek.misc:9926
From: dpl@aber.ac.uk (David Philip Langstaff)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.startrek.misc
Subject: Re: "Lost In Space" was better
Date: 1 Oct 92 14:41:24 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

In article <1992Sep30.130819.1565@bnlux1.bnl.gov> schroede@bnlux1.bnl.gov (gary l. schroeder) writes:
>In article <1992Sep29.171121.9971@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00sdriddle@bsu-ucs.uucp writes:
>>In article <1992Sep26.232225.10792@midway.uchicago.edu>, thf2@quads.uchicago.edu (Citecheck Hell) writes:
>>> I don't see what's so special about Star Trek.  "Lost in Space" was
>>> clearly superior, but you don't see five newsgroups devoted to Tobor.
>
>>	Lost in Space better than Star Trek?  Everyone knows 
>>Space: 1999 is better than both put together!
>
>
>But, if I had to choose between Trek and Lost in Space, I'd still
>probably go with Jason of Star Command.
>
KINDLY KEEP THIS CRAP OUT OF MISC.TEST !!!!!


-- 
Dave Langstaff | Janet:dpl@uk.ac.aber
Any views expressed are those of the author alone. | Phone:(0970)622838 
After-life, After-shave, don't hold with any of it, bleugh! - Sir Henry 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: beautiful women
Summary: duh, i have no cortex
Keywords: grey matters
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: xenophobes of utah
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 22:02:38 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

From: exukjb@exu.ericsson.se (ken bell)
Newsgroups: alt.supermodels,alt.sex,alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.d
Subject: Re: What are your top 10 (or 20) Playboys (or other mags)?

I for one will not hesitate to say that a women could be found whom all
men would agree is beautiful, and even the most beautiful.  Beauty may
be in the eye of the beholder, but I think the beholders in question are
pretty much alike at bottom.  They differ only in inessentials.
                              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^           
//////////////////////////////////////
/* Kenny  *   Welcome to Mind Wars! */
//////////////////////////////////////


	this is my favorite post so far.

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun)
Subject: Re: easT.Bash (Re: suddenly it's clear)
Organization: and yer little dog, too
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 07:25:36 GMT

In article <60743@mimsy.umd.edu> kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>
>Also, I would like to inform everybody that there is no conspiracy
>involved in my move from North Carolina to DC and gypsy's move
>from DC to North Carolina.

sssssshhhhh!  denying it only makes them more
suspicious!

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My dad died last week
Date: 26 Sep 92 16:42:07 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <7535@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>Thanks to the talk.bizarre readers who expressed their sympathy in
>response to this story.  I found that I have friends I never knew about. 

Hey, no problem.  I mean, what are friends for?



By the way, can you lend me five quid till next Thursday?
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ucla.rumor
Subject: CAN YOU SAY LOSERS?
Date: 3 Oct 92 01:30:27 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,ucla.rumor
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command




I have no joke, I just like saying "CSUA OFFICERS"

-- 
I hate the 3B2
The 3B2 can bite me.
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: morph my body
Date: 2 Oct 1992 21:51:16 GMT
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
Well, I was going to post an AIFC file with the "move/morph
my body" sample in it.  But I just noticed that at 44.1 kHz
sampling rate, it's kinda big.  I tried resampling to 11.025 kHz
but my hardware won't play it back.  And ugh.  The file is
bigger.  This is strange.

I am no audio hacker.

Fuck.  The uuencoded file is just over 3000 lines long.
There will be no t.b trend in audio files the way there
was with little gifs.

---
c j silverio
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: "Excellent bouquet! And look! A pubic hair!"
Date: 5 Oct 92 12:41:06 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <Oct.3.15.09.49.1992.13588@math.rutgers.edu>
jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel) writes:

#  Wouldn't it be great if they did approximately the same thing with cow
#  testicles?

Cows don't have testicles.
Those are BULLS.
Dunderhead.

-- Ken "If I were you I'd stop milking that one" Johnson



-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: fawcett@aramis.rutgers.edu (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: New Game: Find the Thematic Connection
Date: 4 Oct 92 23:42:47 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.


>  *_Willow_ and _The Last of the Mohicans_.

Movies in which the female lead did not inspire Robert DeNiro
to assassinate a major presidential candidate?

The only two movies in the last ten years that were not given wimpy
happy endings to suit the tastes of LA audiences?


-Tom
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Printer
Date: 30 Sep 92 14:07:13 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <9209300053.AA03823@trystero.art.com> joe@trystero.art.com
writes:

#  I did manage to get all the X terminals named after fascist / communist
#  dictators, though. 


I wanted to do this, so that we could have long arguments about who were
the true Communists. 

-- Ken "Kinnock and Smith were out from the start.  Ken Livingstone had
   a chance" Johnson


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: joe@trystero.art.com (Joe English)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Stop, you fat bloated sacks of protoplasm!
Date: 29 Sep 1992 19:54:40 -0500
Organization: Nerds of Action
Distribution: world
Reply-To: joe@trystero.art.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu


>          RAPTURE FEVER  - The World Ends on October 28!!!
[...]
>   ** October 28, 1992 midnight, will be the rapture in the air.  Only those
> who believe this date will be in fact raptured.
> 
>   ** After this will come the 7 years of great tribulation.  The
> Anti-Christ will rule the world.

Damn.  And Clinton was doing so well in the polls, too...



--joe@trystero.art.com

  ignore this posting


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: you may now drink champagne for me
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 19:13:01 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <BvCFsK.1o9@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>In article <1a39ccINN5ib@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>   I passed my motorcycle safety class skill test.
>   I am now a certified SAFE motorcycle mama.
>
>you of course realize that, like second hand smoking, your life still
>depends on other people not being stupid.
>
>jv <- "like the truck that cut me off this morning"


Which is exactly why I stopped riding motorcycles.  Many drivers never
notice motorcycles until they hit them.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Name cj's opossum
Date: 28 Sep 1992 04:01:18 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Protean Godstuff) says:

>Myrtle, Griddlecakes, Wuzzmonster, Shasta, Dr. Funkenstein, 
>Beaner, Wombat, Rico, Hoplite, Malibu, Marzupan, Stinky Butt,
>Volton, Drieux, Spanner, The General, Professor Booty, Mondo,
>Weedhopper, Ol' Furbelly, Aristarchus, Cranky, Hiccup, Antipasto,
>Slayer Hippy, Retread, Road Rat, Mucus, Bonzai, Flavor, Muffin Man,
>Lucky Pierre, Sir Watkin Bassett, Ace Cool, Stirfry, Bristle, Mr. Big,
>Flossy, Barishnikov, Flounder, Aye-Aye, Mower, Move Over, Flip, Paunch, 
>or my personal favorite:  "Sargoth, Dark Reaver of Worlds"

Hooch, Durward, Rogozhin, Glaucon, Thrasymachus, Rufas von Dufas,
Finklefish, Dvoik, Bacchanal, Honey Jay, Avatar, Gene, Anaphylaxis,
Whipsnade, Crazy Bob, Spanadoon, Borc, Pachambo, Wajima, Buckisue,
Punchy, Ultra Man, Rampage, Yukon, Sucker Punch, Kahootney, Howie,
Gummo, Escapee, Bubba Bear, Eagleburger, Tipsy Toes, Flutterbutt,
Flashy Max, Stingaroo, Chief Kickapoo, Hubbub.

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:31839 alt.music.enya:1019
From: phw@genghis.borland.com (Peter Weyzen)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.music.enya
Subject: Re: Enya
Date: 27 Sep 92 18:56:48 GMT
Organization: Borland International
Originator: phw@genghis.borland.com

In article <1992Sep23.145437.4445@dvorak.amd.com> enya@enya (Enya Enya) writes:
>In article <1992Sep22.202147.9785@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00bwanderson@bsu-ucs.uucp writes:
>>In article <1992Sep22.204911.5263@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>>> In article <1992Sep22.185208.23829@fcom.cc.utah.edu> big daddy hate box writes:
>>>>In <1992Sep22.131853.23531@Csli.Stanford.EDU> glad@Csli.Stanford.EDU writes:
>>>>
>>>>% 
>>>>% Does Enya have a PhD?
>>>>enya has multiple STDs?
>>> Enya was a hit on ABC. 
>>Enya was killed by PCBs?
>Enya was hooked on PCP?
Enya networks with TCP/IP!

-- 
Peter Weyzen      /  "Some day my log will have
phw@borland.com  /    something to say" -Log Lady
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Fantasia in C# minor, op.29
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 15:16:02 GMT


Soon he noticed that the cut, which at first appeared to be a minor nick,
was actually the source of a long flowing red river which left his bathroom
and entered the 29th dimesnion wherein it was a major method of travel. 
Young lasses sat on the banks of this river and watched as boats carrying
plutonium, M&M's, microwave french fries and other important commodities
floated gently down the river.

He could only stand at his end of the river and watch it flow out from him.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: killer!
Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Distribution: na
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 09:14:19 GMT

richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:

>>"Killer (1985) A psycho killer goes on a low 
>>budget rampage through an unsuspecting town.
>>Shot on Super-8 for $9,500.  Duke Ernsberger, 
>>Keith Liles.  (R) language, nudity, violence.
>>1:21"

>I *own* this movie.
>Honest.
>Bought it through Film Threat Video.

Sigh.  The CableVision nazis in Champaign-Urbana refuse to carry TMC.

So I will not get to see "Killer!".

Shit.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Punctuation
Date: 7 Oct 92 01:07:47 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Oct6.194709.27614@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> klein@frith.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
>In article <MJD.92Oct6124653@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus) writes:
>>
>>End every simple declaration with ``And that's why I had to kill them all.''
>>
>Soon, hundreds of pseudo-wits will flood t.b., adding this one line
>to any and all postings that come their way, in a debacle second oly
>to the infamous "...IN BED".
>
>Or maybe it'll just be Carasso's new "M-x replace-string".
>
>-- 
>Jeff Klein             | "Happily, Ral doffs his outer clothing for a
>Browsing Boy of the LNH|  refreshing dip in one of the dangerous 
>klein@frith.egr.msu.edu|  chemical vats." - Ty Templeton 

...and that's why I had to kill them all...
  
  

  IN BED!  

  ah hahahahahahahahahahahaha (* cough, gurgle, wheeze *) hahahahahahahahah

-- Brewmeister; sipping homebrew and posting the obvious.
-- 
Copy this .sig and just say noe to big-brother's monitoring of public bandwidth
*Bush Quayle conspiracy JFK cocaine LSD heroin marijuana AK-47 Iran Iraq Libya*
*Sandinista Contras Panama Noriega FBI CIA NSA Secret Service fixed-elections *
*Neil Bush S&L coverup potatoe wiretaps search & seizure bill of rights dead  *
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Cats Wanted
Date: 30 Sep 92 21:58:54 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris



>Speaking of cats, did anyone know they make a great food source? Not only is 
>the meat tender without being gamy, and not only does one decent size cat 
>make a good roast for 4 people, but they're very, very cheap. You can
>generally pick them up free from kids in front of the supermarket. I found
>you can get 3 or 4 at a time, by telling them I live on a farm.
>
>Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead cat
>in the road?
>A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

this is the only really bizarre post i've seen this week.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: MORE STAR TREK PRANKS
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 29 Sep 92 15:08:49 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: IBM Canada Ltd.

CXMP@MUSICA.MCGILL.CA (CXMP000) writes:

>These pranks are getting better.  Now it's my turn:
...
>                                ! Address as above or use
>Martin Phipps                   ! LOULA@hep.physics.mcgill.ca or simply
>                                ! MUHEP::LOULA if you're on a VAX

Now I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
I said LOULA. L-OU-L-A LOULA. LOU-LOU-LOU-LOU-LOULA.

-- 
Gerald Oskoboiny
gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com                       I speak for myself. 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short shameful confession
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 19:53:14 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1ar8aaINNr5q@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>
>I hate the disgusting chunk of pork you find in cans of baked beans.

They might call it salt pork but it's really:

			SALT LARD

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: HEY!! it's some e-mail i received! oh yeah!!
Summary: stoooopid people
Keywords: duh
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: xenophobes of utah
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 92 17:20:00 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

		THE MAIL I GOT FROM cks@hawkwind.utcs.toronto.edu

Return-path: <cks@hawkwind.utcs.toronto.edu>
Received: from hawkwind.utcs.toronto.edu (hawkwind.utcs.utoronto.ca) by
 CC.UTAH.EDU with PMDF#10043; Sat, 26 Sep 1992 11:06 MST
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 -0400
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 13:06:16 -0400
From: The /dev/null of Chris Siebenmann <devnull@hawkwind.utcs.toronto.edu>
Subject: RE: defrosting our -20 freezer
To: big daddy hate box <PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU>
Message-id: <92Sep26.130627edt.2732@hawkwind.utcs.toronto.edu>
X-Envelope-to: PJF4081
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre

 Thank you for your very convincing 'new freshman' act. Upon
due consideration, we have decided that your services are not
needed at the present time; your act is a little bit too
convincing, and that cliche is owned by Carasso.

 Auditions reconvene in six months (assuming you don't post
anything in the meantime), or whenever we next get bored
and delete our killfile. Goodbye; Guido will direct you
to the egress.

	- cks and the tapeworms



			MY REPLY TO THE LOSER

is this supposed to be flame? here is my reply. be thankful i have spent the 
time on this you pitiful loser.

1)  i am not a freshman. i am a grad student. can you spell graduate school?
    can you spell PhD? i didn't think so.

2)  i am not now, nor have i ever, immitated carasso. he is boring. he is 
    racist. he writes stupid posts and perhaps his only redeeming quality is 
    that he can mutilate others posts.

3)  i am so happy to be in your killfile. now i will not have to see mindless, 
    foolish and juvenile followups to my obviously superior posts.
 
4)  please die. thank you.

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Nadir
Date: 1 Oct 92 19:08:46 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA


  For a moment there I thought he was going to say I should put some in
  my roomate's conditioner,
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:32872 talk.politics.misc:49638 alt.politics.perot:1867
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,talk.politics.misc,alt.politics.perot
Subject: Re: Henry Ross Perot -- anagrams
Date: 6 Oct 1992 04:38:39 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, walker@superboy.jsc.nasa.gov (Doug Walker) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>   Boy is this a constructive thread or what?
>   Why don't ya'll just take this over to rec.humor or rec.dev.null
>   where you can waste bandwidth with the rest of them.

 walker@superboy.jsc.nasa.gov -- anagrams (@=d)
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   1.  Ross: "Navy cable jerks Doug, Paw!
   2.  Judge Wapner savors blacks!  Yo!
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From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Autumn haiku
Organization: noisy finchhaus
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 21:19:51 GMT


Black walnuts plummet,
Pound roof, roll and make folks jump.
"Kill the goddamned tree!"


AjD
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From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: Another flame from Starcap'n Ra
Summary: Came up with the subject line by yourself, did you?
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 12:50:22 GMT

In article <1992Sep24.184354.16125@asuvax.eas.asu.edu>, ra@asuvax (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
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}--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy

A while ago he was wondering about being at a football game and how
many people knew Starcap'n Ra.... I always figured he was beloved by
most americans as the "Jesus Saves" guy in the rainbow afro.


	
--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

"Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated in the move to
rec.crafts.textiles."        --sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Bob Sloane)
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