From: nguyend@netcom.com (Quang Dinh)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: [joke]  Xin thua?
Date: 20 Aug 92 20:29:58 GMT
Reply-To: nguyend@netcom.com

> 
> 

 Hi Anh Longan!

> 
> To Quang Dinh,
> 
> This ought to teach you a lesson for a(n noi' kho^ng ddu+o+.c ca^?n
> tha^.n on SCV.  I have a logic vest which make me 'the untouchable'
> in this kind of warfare.  However, if someone ddi me't ba ma' tui
> thi` tui se~ bi. a(n ddo`n to!  Logic vest will not work in this case.
> That's why I hate personal information (my last protection)!  :)
> 
 Oh Yeah! In my life, i have been learning a lot lessons. One more, it
's good for me. Who doesn't have to learn ? What 's lesson on this case ??? :

 - Co' nhu+~ng ngu+o+`i ba.n kho^ng the^? no'i ly' le~ vo+'i ho.
   ddu+o+.c. Va` khi ba.n muo^'n la`m chu+'ng cho 1 ddie^`u gi`
   lie^n quan to+'i ddi.ch thu? cu?a ho. thi` 1 ca'ch tu+. nhie^n,
   ho. kho^ng du`ng dda^`u o'c dde^? suy nghi~ ma` TU+. DDO^.NG
   cho ba.n va`o list nhu+~ng ke? thu` cu?a ho.



 Tui  " A<n no'i kho^ng ddu+o+.c ca^?n tha^.n "  ? Really! ??? Te' ra
 mi`nh kho^ng pha?i la` " o^ng cu. non " ! Hu' vi'a! :-))). Tui o+?
 tre^n Net ( Viet-net & SCV) dda~ ho+n 3 & 1/2 na<m ro^`i. Ha^`u he^'t
 toa`n no'i nhu+~ng chuye^.n serious, tranh dda^'u, nhu+ la` 1 o^ng
 cu. gia`  dde^'n ddo^. nhie^`u 
 netters khi ga<.p ma<.t tui, ai cu~ng no'i la` cu+' tu+o+?ng ga<.p
 1 o^ng cu. na`o ddo'  A<n No'i Ca^?n THa^.n Tu+`ng Chu+~   nhu+ng te' ra 
 kho^ng pha?i :-)))

   No'i va^.y chu+' ca'i chu+~  Cao Quy' " A<n no'i kho^ng ddu+o+.c 
   ca^?n tha^.n " tui kho^ng da'm nha^.n dda^u vi` xe't tha^'y tui
    chu+a ddu? tu+ ca'ch la~nh nha^.n . Ca'i na`y da`nh cho ke? kha'c
  ddi. You bie^'t la` ai xu+'ng dda'ng la~nh nha^.n ca'i na`y ro^`i ddo'
 ( nhu+~ng ke? ma` ho+? mie^.ng ra la` bi. 1 so^' ba` con pha?n ddo^'i
   hay chuye^n ta.o ra nhu+~ng chuye^.n lo^.n xo^.n on SCV hoa<.c te^.
    ho+n nu+~a la` chu+?i bo+'i um xu`n, tu.c ti~u  on SCV ddo')
 


> >  :-)))))))))))!  Tui chi.u thua! Ho^?ng da'm ca~i nu+~a. Ddo' la`
> 
> Too late, you bi. ba('t le^n tho+'t ro^`i, xin thua cu?ng va^.y ma` tho^i.

    Ba`n ve^` chuye^.n Ddu+o+.c - Thua  thi` tui co' y' kie^'n :

    Ca'i chuye^.n Ddu+o+.c - Thua o+? Cuo^.c Ddo+`i no' kha'c vo+"i
 ca'i Ddu+o+.c - Thua trong To'an ho.c ( tu+'c la` cha<?ng co' tua^n
 theo ddi.nh lua^.t logic 100% gi` ca? ). Co' khi mi`nh tu+o+?ng Tha<'ng
 ddo' nhu+ng thu+.c ra bi. ddu+a va`o ba^~y va` ro^'t cuo^.c THUA 1 CA'CH
 THE^ THA?M. Nhi`n gu+o+ng Vie^.t co^.ng ddo' ! Va`o na<m 1972 sau khi 
 ba<'t tay ddu+o+.c vo+'i Trung co^.ng, theo chie^'n lu+o+.c cu?a mi`nh,
 My~ dda~ bo? ro+i Mie^`n Nam na<m 1975. The^' nhu+ng bo.n VC la.i hi'
  hu+?ng reo mu+`ng he't lo+'n cho chie^'n tha<'ng qua' de^~ da`ng.
 Chu'ng cu+' tu+o+?ng bo+? o^m ca'i ba'nh ve~ THA<'NG ( Ddu+o+.c) nhu+ng
 dda^u de` la` bi. My~ cho va`o ba^~y. Ba^y gio+`, co' ai da'm no'i la`
 VC Tha<'ng My~  hay ngu+o+`i ta pha?i co^ng nha^.n ra<`ng My~ DDang
 THA<"NG VC 1 ca'ch vinh quang dde^'n ddo^. VC pha?i quy` xuo^'ng na<n
 ni? My~ ba<'t tay la`m hoa` ma` My~ cu~ng chu+a the`m.

   Va^.y ne^'u mi`nh chu+a co' bie^'t ke^'t qua? final ra sao trong
 1 tra^.n thi dda^'u thi` ddu+`ng co' vo^.i va~ ke^'t lua^.n la`
 ngu+o+`i na`y THUA ke? kia DDU+O+.C  ngay la^.p tu+'c, ke?o bi. ho^'
 to ddo'. Lu'c na`y dda^y, ca'i chu+~ " A<n no'i kho^ng ca^?n tha^.n
  " se~ ddu+o+.c a'p du.ng ddu'ng la<'m ddo' :-)))

   Co`n trong tru+o+`ng ho+.p tui no'i XIN THUA  la` vi` tui kho^ng
muo^'n tranh ca~i 1 va^'n dde^` kho^ng ddi to+'i dda^u va` cha<?ng
quan tro.ng ddo^'i vo+'i tui.

   Co`n tui co' THUA Thie^.t hay kho^ng thi`  cu+' dde^? cho ca'c
ca'c netters kha'c ddu+a ra ke^'t lua^.n ddi vi` ca'c netters na`y
la` nhu+~ng judges co^ng ba<`ng va` sa'ng suo^'t nha^'t ddo'

> 
> > tui mo+"i mo+? mie^.ng dde^? chu+'ng minh la` ca'i fact ( ca^u chuye^.n)
> > co' thie^.t chu+' kho^ng co' y' kie^'n gi` kha'c. Ne^'u tui ma` reply
> 
> I bet you never see the 'action' but heard from others.  The story makes no 
> sense.  Ba('t cho' using a lasso is still the best method.  Linh Tra^`n dda^`u 
> oc' kha' la('m nhu+ng hay~ co`n non, he never ba('t cho' ne^n did not really 
> know what he's talking about.  

 Of course! I heard it from my friends ( one from Hue^' & another from Saigon)
 Co`n ca'i vu.  Using a lasso to ba<'t cho' thi` xu+a la<'m ro^`i. 
 Ngay ho^`i 1981 tui dda~ tha^'y ngu+o+`i ta ba<'t cho' ba<`ng 1 ca'ch kha'c
 nhu+ sau : La^'y 1 ca^y tre nga<'n ddu.c ruo^.t ro^`i luo^`n so+.i da^y
 ddie^.n  co' dda^`u tho`ng lo.ng vo^ ddo'. Tro^ng gio^'ng nhu+ ca^y vo+.t
 ca' va^.y

 Ba<'t kie^?u na`y thi` tie^.n
 lo+.i ho+n du`ng kie^?u a lasso nhie^`u. Hai ngu+o+`i ngo^`i tre^n xe Honda
 te^n ngo^`i sau ca^`m ca^y tre tho`ng lo.ng, to^'i khuya hay sa'ng so+"m
 cu+' vie^.c lu+o+.t qua nha` da^n chu'ng , tha^'y con cho' na`o cha.y rong
 la` cu+' vie^.c  Vo+.t 1 ca'i qua co^? no' ro^`i xie^'t cha<.t so+.i da^y
 ddie^.n la.i . Sau ddo' la` pho'ng xe do.t le. . Con cho' bi. xie^'t cha<.t
  se~ kho^ng ke^u ddu+o+.c tie^'ng na`o ddu? lo+'n la`m kinh ddo^.ng da^n
 chu'ng. Nha` tui bi. ma^'y 1 con cho' cu~ng vi` ca'ch thu+"c nhu+ va^`y.
 Nhi`n tha^'y cho' bi. ba<'t tro^.m ma` kho^ng la`m sao ddu+O+.c vi` mi`nh
 cha.y dda^u le. ba<`ng xe Honda, ke^u le^n giu+~a sa'ng so+'m thi` cu~ng
 cha<?ng co' ai cha.y ra cha<.n xe Honda la.i du`m mi`nh. Thie^n ha. ddang
 ngu?

> 
> > ca'i ba`i [subject] Lo+`i pha't bie^?u ( hay Cho Y' kie^'n) gi` ddo'
> > cu?a ba.n LTV thi` cha<'c tui "che^'t" the^ tha?m qua'.
> 
> DDa(`ng nao` anh cu~ng "che^'t", "che^'t" the^ tha?m cu?ng va^.y ma` tho^i.

 Yup!!! Mo^.t ca'i che^'t ddi va`o li.ch su+? SCV :-)))

> 
> >  XIN THUA :-)))
> >
> >   Gooday!
> >
> >nguyend.
> 
> However, there's one way to 'save' you.  I have been remaining on good
> term with HandsomeStranger and been his ally against Sadam Hussein of SCV.
> Perhaps I could propose him a "trao ddo^i? tu` binh" pact.
> 
 Thanks for your offer!! Netters know that  you & HandsomeStranger on good
 relationship. Our ancestors ever said :

    Ngu+u ta^`m Ngu+u. Ma~ ta^`m Ma~ 
    ( Tra^u ti`m tra^u. Bo` ti`m bo` ) 

or : Ddo^`ng thanh tu+o+ng u+'ng. Ddo^`ng khi' tu+o+ng ca^`u.
     ( Cu`ng 1 a^m thanh thi` hoa` vo+'i nhau. Cu`ng 1 loa.i khi'
        thi` quye^.n la^~n va`o nhau )
  
European said :    Ha~y cho to^i bie^'t ba.n cho+i tha^n vo+'i ai. To^i
                   se~ no'i ba.n thuo^.c loa.i  ngu+o+`i na`o.

> How about HandsomeStranger 'tha?' you and Linh Tra^`n for the exchange
> of Mr. Temp (who ever accused using this fake alias)?  Perhaps you three
> are innocent and carelessly entangled (di'nh lu+o+'i) in the cross-fire zone.
> 
> Why don't you and Linh Tra^`n propose this pact to ho^`n ma cua? HCM.  Remember
> to beg, cry the^ tha~m & su+o+'t mu+o+'t to get him agreed.  I think this soul 
> is very mean and angry.  It became much worse than when was alive!  Meanwhile 
> I will use 3 ta^'t lu+o+?i cua? To^ Ta^`n to get HandsomeStranger but it will
> be hard since I am asking two for one.

 Of course , because of wanting to verify one true story from
 reliable sources ( two sources), i was shot :-)))


      HandsomesStranger " THA? " tui ra ???? Anh LTV la^'y quye^`n gi`
 ma` tha? tui ra ??? ANh LTV co' lie^n he^. gi` vo+"i cuo^.c so^'ng cu?a tui
 ??? Hie^.n tho+`i tui va^~n a<n uo^'ng, cu+o+`i ddua`, sinh hoa.t.etc..
 Tui dda^u co' bi. ba<'t dda^u ma` ca^`n ddu+o+.c THA? ???

   Co`n ne^'u ma` THA? o+? dda^y co' nghi~a la` te^n tui kho^ng co`n
 na<`m trong list cu?a LTV nu+~a thi` PLeaseeeee!!!!!!!!!!! La`m o+n
 cu+' dde^? te^n tui trong ddo'. :-))))) Tui o+? trong Net cu~ng kha'
 la^u ro^`i, tui chu+'ng kie^'n ddu? mo.i chuye^.n buo^`n vui, da^u be^?,
 ba<'n qua ba<'n la.i on Net. Nhu+ng pha?i no'i la` kho^ng co' la^`n na`o
 la.i co' chuye^.n ky` la. nhu+ la^`n n`ay. Chuye^.n na`y nha^'t ddi.nh
 se~ ddi va`o li.ch su+? muo^n ddo+`i cu?a Net. Mai dda^y khi ca'c netters
 co' di.p ga<.p nhau la.i thi` cha<'c cha<'n cu~ng se~ nha<'c la.i chuye^.n
 na`y va` te^n cu?a anh Ly' Tru'c Vie^.t se~ ddu+o+.c nha<'c nho+? .Ddu+o+ng
 nhie^n tui cu~ng ddu+o+.c ddi va`o li.ch su+?  " nha<'c nho+? " va^.y.
 :-)))) Ta.i sao tui la.i tu+` cho^'i ca'ch thu+'c bu+o+'c cha^n " nhe.
 nha`ng va` kho^ng to^'n mo^` ho^i co^ng su+'c ddi va`o li.ch su+? " nhu+ 
 va^.y chu+'
 ?? :-)))

  Seriously, khi tui ddo.c tha^'y te^n tui o+? tre^n Ly'tru'cVie^.t's list,
  tui ngo^`i tre^n ghe^' ma` cu+o+`i dde^'n ddo^. muo^'n va<ng xuo^'ng ghe^'
  luo^n. Ma^'y ngu+o+`i ngo^`i quanh cu+' tu+o+?ng tui le^n co+n  ddie^n
 hay cha.m ddie^.n sao ddo' :-))) Ro^`i ho^m thu+' 3 vu+`a ro^`i khi ddi
 uo^'ng ca` phe^ vo+'i Kim Ye^'n cu~ng nhu+ 1 so^' netters o+? San Jose,
 co' va`i ngu+o+`i mo+'i ga<.p ma<.t tui thi` dda~ cu+o+`i va` pha'n ngay
 1 ca^u  vo+'i ddie^.u bo^. hi' hu+?ng :

   Ne` ! O^ng co' tha^'y te^n o^ng trong list cu?a LTV chu+a ???
  
 Sau ddo' ca? bo.n cu`ng cu+o+`i vui ve?. Coi ddo' nhu+ la` 1 ca'i joke
Tui cha<?ng co' gi` go.i la` thu` oa'n ve^` vie^.c na`y ca? 

 How about Mr. Temp or Linh Tran ??? It 's their business, not mine.
 I do not know what 's their motivation.

  Co`n ve^` vie^.c no'i vo+'i bacho , tui nghi~ :

  KE^. CHA BA'C ! ( Tui la^.p la.i lo+`i tho+ cu?a Ngu.c si~ Nguye^~n
  Chi' Thie^.n khi no'i ve^` Ho^` Chi' Minh). I hate HCM 'cause of him,
  whole my beloved country & people HAVE BEEN DESTROYING. I do not want
  to deal with Ba'c Ho^` . KE^. CHA BA'C !

  
>

  Gooday!

  nguyend
 
> 
> Longan - The hyena
>