From: Mehmet_2@Ottoman-Cauldron.Abyss.Blazing-Hell (Mehmet II Conqueror)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.greek
Subject: Hakan, don't forge my glorious name and don't maim my hard-earned title again,PLEASE !
Summary: Disappointed from poor,half-witted forgers like Hakan .. Turkiye is doomed ...
Keywords: Hakan - blatant forgery attempt.
Date: 26 Jul 92 17:26:27 GMT
Organization: Ottoman Jerks smothering in the Flames of Blazing Hell, run by Nick the Devil (Old Nick).


  Hakan, I beg you, DON'T misappropriate my glorious name and DON'T hack my revered title 
of 'Conqueror' again ... It's 'Conqueror' with an 'o', of course, and not 'Conquerer' with an
'e' as you misspelt it ...  I know very well - you can't fool me, my boy Hakan, the Turkish
Embassy paid a large 'bakshish' to your American examiners in order that they let you pass this
damn TOEFL test, but such flagrant blunders as the one above reveal a deplorable ignorance of  
even the barest, most elementary rudiments of English spelling ... Such effulgent blunders are
typical of and peculiar only to you, my boy Hakan, and I know this very well ... You can't fool me,
you see ..   The first word with which you begin your message is another clue pointing at you,
and only at you, my boy Hakan : 'Hey Konstantinos .. ' For somebody who regularly reads your
messages - and I myself do so, so as to check the progress of the fledgling Turkish intelligentsia
studying in the US - it is evident that 'Hey <name>' is a form of address used exclusively by you,
my boy Hakan, so it's the same as if you are blurting out 'Hey, I'm Hakan, do you hear me ?'
And the following grammatical blunder adds another brush to the overall picture and corroborates
what is all-too-obvious, that you are a very poor forger, my boy Hakan : 'or you say 
Konstantinopolis etc. ' This should be, of course, 'or, *as* you say, Konstantinoupolis etc. '
( with 'U' and NOT 'Konstantinopolis, but this doesn't matter ..) But it is a sad fact that spelling,
punctuation and grammar are completely alien to you, my poor Hakan ...  An e-mail request to your 
postmaster at Vanderbilt University and to the postmaster of the mail-to-news gateway at Berkeley 
just served to certify my assertions, that you are a very poor and incompetent forger who takes no
measures at all to wipe out traces behind him ...    
   All this makes me depressed and disappointed . When I think that JERKS like you, who can't even
concoct a decent forgery, with their credentials of a US education, will one day be on the saddle in
Turkiye then I lose all hope in the final recovery of Turkiye ..  For it is to blame on nitwits like
you, that Turkey in the last 300 years had to retreat from the walls of Vienna to the shores of the Bosporus ...
I will be frank with you, my dear boy Hakan: With CHUNK-heads like you on the wheel, vested one day with
leading positions, Turkiye needs no enemies like 'Gav*0', 'Wieneramus', 'Hallam the Crook' and all these
'-ians'...  You are worse than them ... 

PS: Tell Hasan to give you some elementary spelling and grammar lessons. It might help, who knows ?

                         Mehmet 2nd (ex-) Conqueror ( and NOT Conquerer ! )
                           Utterly disappointed by my descendant Hakan - a real disgrace for Turkiye ..
                           Once the Conqueror of Constantinople (gone-by glory, <sigh> )
                           Now residing in Hell, Department of Eternal Damnation for infidel Turks,
                           burning in the flames of Eternal Perdition and -what is the worst chastisement of all-
                           sitting eternally on the burning prick of Nick the 'Gav*0's namesake,
                           Nick the Devil - Old Nick - THE DEVIL HIMSELF !!  ( OUUUCH !!  IT HURTS !! )

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