HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: trish_r@mind.ORG (Trish Rucker)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Hi From Atlanta
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 93 15:29:06 -0500
Organization: Fortress Development HQ

I'm interested in making friends who live in the Atlanta
area and enjoy the arts . . .  or corresponding via
Internet with anyone who has similar interests.
 
I'm a Georgia native -- and sometimes southern belle. 
In my 32 years I've been a singing telegram messenger
named Bessie Mae Mucho, a cook at a health food
restaurant, a summer stock actress, a window dresser, &
a governess for an Israeli family . . .
 
I currently work as a freelance writer.  I write poetry, 
short stories, and short-shorts ("sudden fiction").  My
poems & stories have appeared in over 30 literary
magazines, including, recently, Poetry East, Columbia: 
A Magazine of Poetry & Prose, & The Southern Poetry
Review.   My other freelance work is diverse, & includes
articles, desktop publishing, editing, word processing,
temp work, & pet sitting.  
 
My likes include poetry (Plath, Sexton, Berryman, Neruda,
Olds, Whitman, Jarrell, Roethke, Goldbarth, Forche,
Yeats, more-more-more) . . . TV news . . . talking on the
telephone . . . museums . . . mysteries . . . hot tea &
muffins . . . tulips . . . calico cats, dachshunds, &
most animals . . . Eastern European culture . . .
theology (esp. Catholic and Episcopal) . . . candles .
. . board games . . . fairytales, folklore, & urban
legends . . . frozen yogurt . . . 1960's TV . . . Howard
Finster's art . . . taking black-&-white photos of
unusual places . . . listening to music & watching a
summer thunderstorm . . . curling up with popcorn & old
movies on the VCR . . . reading in the bathtub (from
Milan Kundera to The Weekly World News -- & lots in
between) . . . a variety of music (faves include Kate
Bush, Chris Isaak, REM, U2, Enya, Smiths, Smithereens,
Pogues, Roches, Doors, Beatles, early Kinks, UB40, Tosh,
Marley, kd lang, Hank, Patsy, Billie Holiday, Miles
Davis, Chick Corea, the Nevilles, & lots, lots more) .
. . . movies (Woody Allen, Ken Russell, Merchant & Ivory,
more) . . . vintage clothes . . . eating out (funky
little intown places, Mex, Italian, Greek) . . . bowling
. . . putt-putt . . . bingo halls . . . drive-in movies
. . . baseball (the Braves!) . . . the beach . . .
cooking (my rice & veggie burgers are legendary) . . .
being a Big Sister . . . parties . . . holidays . . .
festivals . . . dancing . . . treasure hunting at flea
markets, thrift stores & yard sales . . . art openings
. . .  Northern Exposure (Chris is my ideal man & Maggie
is my role model) . . . picnics & roller skating in
Piedmont Park . . . playing with my cat Zelda . . .
bumming around with friends on a lazy weekend day . . .
having fun & doing crazy things (Carpe Diem!!!) . . .
 
Similar interests?   Drop me a note via Internet at the
following address: 
 
trish.rucker@ehbbs.gwinnett.com 
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From: qala@netcom.com (Steve S.)
Subject: Re: GM Provides Free Prostrate Screening
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 16:38:35 GMT

Tom <TSK1@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>Handsome, well-built 25 y/o GM seeks to provide free rectal examinations.
>Although not a licensed physician, I have dedicated most of my adult life
>to expanding my knowledge of proctology. I have been given the gift of a
>large, yet sensitive tool which can be very responsive to the anal
>cavity. Strict doctor/patient confidentiality is always observed. I will
>provide an intensive one-on-one service, though group rates are available.

>E-mail me for more information on this valuable offer.

>My hands are never cold...

>                                     Tommy





Were you intending to inform us by the subject of your note, that
we had to lie face down?  Or were you attempting to make reference
to the prostate gland?  Anyway, your note was cute, and showed an
effort at being creative, and I, for one, appreciated it.


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From: ebonovic@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Looking for a Good Time)
Subject: Looking For Miss Right SWF
Summary: Looking for love
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 02:01:25 GMT
Keywords: Miss Right

I am looking for the right person for me.  If you like to talk, if you like
to get mail.  If you like an old fashion romantic.  And if you would like 
to deal with a man who cares, write me.  I am the one that you have been
looking for.
:wq
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Subject: swm looking for someone of different culture
From: mscs240@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
Date: 24 Jan 93 17:47:09 -0600
Organization: Mankato State University

My name is Mike Karnick.  I go to Mankato State University in Mankato,
Minnesota.  I am 5' 8" tall and weigh 165lbs.  I have blonde hair and brown
eyes.  I plan to graduate next spring with a degree in aviation management.  I
am seeking for female who likes to have fun.  I am very interested in people of
other cultures.  She must be single and between the ages of 18-28.  Send me an
electronic mail message describing yourself.  My user id is mscs240
From: jdoak@lab5.smcm.edu (Jennifer L. Doak)
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Subject: Tall SWF who likes to write.....
Date: 28 Jan 93 19:15:18 GMT


I'm a 19 year old college Junior studying education on the East Coast who  
would love to have some mail for my mailbox.  I'm 5'11" and a BBW (as  
someone explained earlier, a larger sized woman.  I'm very proportional  
with my height...but I don't want anyone to think I'm a size 5 when I'm  
not!) with short dark brown hair and big brown eyes.  I'd like to write to  
SM (race unimportant) who like to have intelligent yet goofy  
conversations, and who know how to laugh!
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From: shulick@cineret.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick)
Subject: Re: What is marriage? (was Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!)
Organization: Vallen Software
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 03:42:35 GMT

In article <C1FxBv.L2J@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, mr55371@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (KittyKat) says most sayishly:
>shulick@cineret.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
>>:)  Get real.  IMO, "open marriages" are just lame excuses for people
>>who are weak of will.  So, you maried [sic] dorks.. :)  If you're out
>>there having the time of your life with your wife (no rhyme intended!),
>>congrats & good luck.  For those of you w/ "open marriages," think a
>>little.  "Open" (inclusive) and "marriage" conflict.  If you're going to
>>get married, have some respect and honor and STICK WITH IT!
>
>I think that you can respect and honor your partner and still engage in
>sexual relationships outside your marriage.  Trust, love, respect, 
>communication, etc can still be present in an open marriage (even more so
>in some cases because there are often more which has to be talked out and
>agreed upon).  I don't think that polyamorous relationships are right for
>everyone, but I do believe they are quite possible and can be just as
>successful and satisfying as monogamous ones.  I think generalizing 
>about something you really know nothing about is pretty damn asinine.

Oh, but I DO know about it.  I used to be in a polyamorous relationship.
Well, I committed myself, but she didn't.  She slept around, etc. (god
knows why I got involved w/ her..).  But trust her?  Nahh.. how could I
when she was sharing other people's beds?  So I DO know about, but true,
some people can handle it, some can't.  Me, I'm neither polyamorous nor
monogamous.. I'm nonamorous! :)  No time for a relationship, considering
work, school, etc.  Bleah!

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From: z_clontsmr@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
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Subject: Looking For Lubbock(TX)
Date: 26 Jan 93 15:33:52 CST
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

I am looking for someone in Lubbock Tx.
Anybody out there know how to get in touch with the 
computer system at TEXAS TECH??
Thank you.

mel
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From: petitc@vccnw05.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 04:32:37 GMT

kudla@acm.rpi.edu (Robert Kudla) writes:

>So, like anything else, there are pros and cons.  I wouldn't want to
>be the guy's wife, though. 

 Sounds like "I can have my cake AND eat it too" (e.g. you get the love and
passion of a guy without seeing his 'darker' side---that's for the wifie).

-- 
"Protect endangered species!  Contribute to the Exxon Supporter's Fund!"
"Pay no attention to that little man behind the keyboard."
"If you want to look for fish, best not to look in desert."
"The greatest beauty in the world is beauty that is private."
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From: an3357@anon.penet.fi
Subject: SWM 25 in Madison seeks SWF 21-29
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 21:52:15 GMT

Short and to-the-point version:

  SWM 25 NS grad student in Madison, WI: sensitive, intelligent, humorous,
  open-minded, in shape, secret romantic seeks SWF NS 21-29 to be a friend,
  to share activities we both enjoy (bicycling? xc skiing?), and mayhap to
  discover in each other someone who can bridge the external walls which
  lock the lonliness inside.

Slightly longer-winded version:

  Now wasn't that poetic?
    Greetings. Since I already listed the basics above, I won't repeat them
  here. I have been in Madison for a few years now, but alas have not yet met
  the woman of my dreams. (I know she must be around here somewhere, though,
  since as we all know Madison is the center of reality -- just ask the
  mayor :-).) If you are she, please don't hesitate to respond -- it's getting
  lonely around here!
    If you would like to meet someone who can be serious yet still see
  the humor in all the absurd situations life puts us in, who enjoys good light
  conversation as well as intellectual discussion on just about any topic, who
  has a deep romantic side which pines for expression, who can write about
  himself in the third person with a straight face... Well, maybe not that last
  one. 8-)
    Okay, I think the gist of the matter is this: I'm a nice guy and I'm
  looking for a nice gal who's not afraid to give this a try and maybe find a
  new friend. If more than that is possible -- great! -- but it's certainly not
  a requirement and it would be silly to make it one. If you want to hear
  more, please send me a letter! I promise to reply promptly.
    I hope to hear from you soon.
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From: M0LI000 <M0LI@UNB.CA>
Subject: to: Megazone
Organization: The University of New Brunswick
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 20:07:06 GMT

Hey, Megazone,
You're a real fag, you know that?
From: bbooth@x400gate.bnr.ca (Brad Booth)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: What is marriage? (was Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!)
Date: 26 Jan 93 20:55:19 GMT
Reply-To: bbooth@x400gate.bnr.ca (Brad Booth)
Organization: BNR, Ottawa, ON, Canada
Originator: bbooth@bcrks6


shulick@cineret.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
> 
> Amen, Heath, well put.  What's the use of marriage if you're going to
> sleep around?  "Oh, hi.  This is my wife, Gina, but I like some
> excitement in my life, so I 'travel' around, if you know what I mean."
> :)  Get real.  IMO, "open marriages" are just lame excuses for people
> who are weak of will.  So, you maried [sic] dorks.. :)  If you're out
> there having the time of your life with your wife (no rhyme intended!),
> congrats & good luck.  For those of you w/ "open marriages," think a
> little.  "Open" (inclusive) and "marriage" conflict.  If you're going to
> get married, have some respect and honor and STICK WITH IT!

Sam, you and Heath seem to have a hard time comprehending that marriage
doesn't have to follow the "Christian" definition.  You two also seem
to think that it's the man that's off "travelling around."  Grow up and
quit being so quick to judge a lifestyle that you obviously know so 
little about!!


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Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 16:50:16 EST
From: Tom <TSK1@psuvm.psu.edu>
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Subject: GM Provides Free Prostrate Screening

Handsome, well-built 25 y/o GM seeks to provide free rectal examinations.
Although not a licensed physician, I have dedicated most of my adult life
to expanding my knowledge of proctology. I have been given the gift of a
large, yet sensitive tool which can be very responsive to the anal
cavity. Strict doctor/patient confidentiality is always observed. I will
provide an intensive one-on-one service, though group rates are available.

E-mail me for more information on this valuable offer.

My hands are never cold...

                                     Tommy
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From: ap.4401@cupid.sai.com
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Subject: Single Black Female ISO Love in the Midwest.
Followup-To: alt.personals.ads
Date: 26 Jan 1993 20:12:14 GMT
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: mezzmac156.engin.umich.edu


Hi Everyone,

	I posted here once before and I received very nice replies.  I still email
some of those people, but we are only friends.  I want something more.  And
if you haven't figured it out yet, yes I am procrastinating because I have
no idea what I am supposed to say.  I guess I'll have to go with the
basics.  I am 5'5" and 23 years old.  I have my Bachelor's degree in
Engineering and will be going for my Master's soon.  I'm from Michigan and
I would like to meet Young men from Michigan or nearby States. If you don't
live near Michigan please write anyway, I may be leaving the state for Grad
school. I don't smoke or use drugs and I rarely drink.  Your race does not
matter to me and I would love to receive mail from everyone.  However, I
would like to date someone who is  23-28 years old.
Did I give you enough information?  I hope to hear from you soon.

Bye    
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From: mr55371@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (KittyKat)
Subject: Re: What is marriage? (was Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 17:28:15 GMT

shulick@cineret.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:

>In article <C1FxBv.L2J@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, mr55371@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (KittyKat) says most sayishly:
>>I think that you can respect and honor your partner and still engage in
>>sexual relationships outside your marriage.  Trust, love, respect, 
>>communication, etc can still be present in an open marriage (even more so
>>in some cases because there are often more which has to be talked out and
>>agreed upon).  I don't think that polyamorous relationships are right for
>>everyone, but I do believe they are quite possible and can be just as
>>successful and satisfying as monogamous ones.  I think generalizing 
>>about something you really know nothing about is pretty damn asinine.

>Oh, but I DO know about it.  I used to be in a polyamorous relationship.
>Well, I committed myself, but she didn't.  She slept around, etc. (god
>knows why I got involved w/ her..).

That is *not* a polyamorous relationship.  When one partner "cheats" on
the other, or the decision to make the relationship open is not mutual,
it's not polyamory, it's doomed.  

>But trust her?  Nahh.. how could I
>when she was sharing other people's beds?  

Question: can you really believe you were in a mature, adult relationship
when there was no trust?  Trust, IMO, is one of the most important
factors in a relationship.  

I don't think it matters how many other people your SO/spouse/whatever
sleeps with as long as he/she acts in accordance with whatever guidelines/
rules are set ahead of time.  Trust and respect for the other person(s)
are independent of what sort of relationship you decide upon, and are
necessary for a successful one of any sort.

>So I DO know about, but true,
>some people can handle it, some can't. 

That's all I was trying to say.  I don't think generalizations about
people in open relationships being "weak" or something along those lines
are fair or accurate.   

KittyKat
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From: shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick)
Subject: Re: WANTED: survey responses
Organization: Vallen Software
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 22:09:27 GMT


My good friend Ugh will respond for you.

In article <1993Jan22.162823.26613@hubcap.clemson.edu>, smersch@eng.clemson.edu says most sayishly:
>1.	What brand of toothpaste do you currently use?

New brand!  DinoPolish!

>2.	What do you like about the dispenser?

What dispenser?  Me rub DinoPolish on rock and brush rock against teeth!

>3.	What do you dislike?

Rock on teeth!

>4.	Do you like the way that it looks (geometry, height,
>	diameter, aesthetics)?

Rock very smooth after brushing against teeth 200 times!  But teeth now
look like rock when first found!

>5.	Do you like the way that it feels (gripability, texture)?

Ugh! No!

>6.	Do you like the operation of the tube or pump (is it 
>	messy, is it easy to use)?

Is easy!  Rub rock back and forth over teeth 10 times!

>7.	Have you considered its environmental significance
>	(recyclability, packaging waste)?

Rock is natural!  When rock too small to use, throw rock into bushes.

                              :)         (:

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From: pfluegl@tss.com (Manfred Pfluegl)
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Subject: prof. SWM seeks S*F companion in Palo Alto area for weekend trips and fun
Date: 26 Jan 93 07:18:38 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: Teknekron Software Systems, Inc.


Hi,

I'm 26, 165 lbs, originally from Austria, work and live in Palo Alto. 
About 4 months ago I moved into the bay area. Getting to know the vicinity 
and spending weekends at nearby state parks are a few of the pastimes 
that I enjoy. Being active, I love seeing new places, meeting
new people, getting exposed to new experiences, ... Another thing that I
wouldn't want to miss is working out, in particular weight lifting and
running. Well, if you feel like spending a weekend day with me, or if
you want to work out with me, send me an email (manfred@tss.com) or
simply call me at (415)617-2481. Thnx.

Manfred

-- 
Manfred Pfluegl, Ph.D., Quantum Leap Labs, Teknekron SOftware Systems
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From: an1840@anon.penet.fi
Subject: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 02:29:11 GMT

you dumb fucks!!  MWM seeks *WF for fun...or whatever!! fuck you! fuck
you! some of us out here are STRUGGLING to even gett a girlfriend
.....and you fuckers are cheating on your wives!!! i hope you all
fucking rot in hell and die god damn it!! stupid fucking MWM's!!!  if
your so horny and dont like your wife, go jack off!!
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From: cc@netcom.com (CC)
Subject: Re: Why don't the fags have their own news group?
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
Distribution: alt.personals
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 21:53:58 GMT

In article <1993Jan28.185201.8964@nmsu.edu> rvenzor@scotty (VENZOR) writes:
>They should spare the rest of us the description of their lifestyles and  
>vulgarity.  Make your own news group.  Please.

And do you and others spare them the description of your lifestyle and
your vulgarity?  Most of the vulgar posts here are by straight people.
Stop being a hypocrit.

If you don't want to read certain posts, look at the Subject line first.
Most are clearly marked.
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From: cscdc@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu (Dan Carpenter)
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Subject: Re: IT IS NOT GOOD FOR A <GAY> MAN TO BE ALONE!!!!!!!
Date: 27 Jan 1993 17:42:18 -0600
Organization: Educational Computing Network
NNTP-Posting-Host: uxa.ecn.bgu.edu

In article <1993Jan27.191534.28012@fuug.fi> an1644@anon.penet.fi writes:
>Okay, okay!  It's the MOV bible (My Own Version)!
>I'm really tired of having fun by myself.  I mean, I've got
>many friends, but no one to be that SPECIAL someone.
>Seattle GBM, young 24, manish-boy or boyish-man...
>you decide.  I love the outdoors, and getting away from it all.
>"It all?"  It all = work, city lights, cars, mega apartment complexes,
>traffic, noise, pollution...  ISO someone who can laugh while
>crusading for social justice, who is as comfortable in church,
                                                     ^^^^^^^^^     
>or bible study, as he is in a basketball colosseum, a concert hall,
    ^^^^^^^^^^^
church/bible study  <----->  Gay

	A Contradiction in Terms, Ideals, Principle, and Spirit.


>museum, or weight room.
>
>I realize that many guys aren't going to respond either because
>I'm black, or because I'm expecting them to be spiritually involved.

	And being Black has nothing to do with it.


>Guess that's how the cards fall.  Gotta keep increasing my odds
>of finding such guys.  *Respond if you're interested*
>
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From: evansmp@uhura.aston.ac.uk (Mark Evans)
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!
Organization: Aston University
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL241235]
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 12:12:04 GMT

an1840@anon.penet.fi wrote:
: you dumb fucks!!  MWM seeks *WF for fun...or whatever!! fuck you! fuck
: you! some of us out here are STRUGGLING to even gett a girlfriend
: .....and you fuckers are cheating on your wives!!! i hope you all
: fucking rot in hell and die god damn it!! stupid fucking MWM's!!!  if
: your so horny and dont like your wife, go jack off!!

Hands up all the ladys (i'm assuming this is a het male BTW) who think
that the person sounds like someone you would love to go out with (love
to go to bed with)?

:-)

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