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From: BUEBL@rzmain.rz.uni-ulm.de (Buebl Felix)
Subject: a question to The Death Of Mary, Queen Of Scotts
Organization: University of Ulm, FRG
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 14:08:23 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.21

I can't understand some words of this this sketch.

in the second part of the radio serie, after someone says

"UUUAH! AHHAH! KRCHARGH! HURGAHURGA! AAAAAAA! A! AAAA! AHAHAAAA!
HAHRARAGAHHAAGAHAHRHAHGHAHGHAHG! AGHAGHHAR! HA? HAHAAAAAAAA!!!"

someone says something which sounds like 

"I think she's dead", 

and someone else says 

"No, I'm not". 

what language is this? satanic dutch?

UHHHA! HARG! SPLAT! KARRONG! TONTONTONTONTONTONTONTONONTPOING! AAAAAWA!
xileF

Felix buebl@expane.medizin.uni-ulm.de --++**## Ministry Of Silly Talks ##**++--
From: djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Briag Charachters
Date: 12 Apr 92 19:01:26 GMT
Article-I.D.: perdita.DJOHNSON.92Apr12140126
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: morjens@vipunen.hut.fi's message of 9 Apr 92 07:16:19 GMTLines: 30

In article <MORJENS.92Apr9091619@vipunen.hut.fi> morjens@vipunen.hut.fi (Jens B von Weissenberg) writes:
..ICDJK@ASUACAD.BITNET writes:

.>.>Now, I have to admit that I recently bought the tape.  I've never seen the
.>.>movie before.  But I love MP, and bought the movie any way.  The scene whe>.>re
.>.>Brian opens the sutters and bares himself to the world was quite shocking.
.>.>I've never seen full frontly nudity of a man before (in the movies).  My
.>.>daughter (who is only 12) got quite an eye full.  I remember telling her
.>
.>.>there you go, now you've seen them all.
.>
.>.>Well that's whaddya think.
.>
.>.>DeAnn aka Can I say that this is my post? (and yes I'm a legal aka user)
.>

.Oh, my dear DeAnn, you americans are such a fussy lot! Is nudity something
.that can hurt you? Does one, by watching a nude man, get mentally disordered?
.Is a nude person ugly? I didn't see anything shocking in a full frontal view
.of the nude Brian, and I honestly can't see what anybody could find shocking
.about it. He didn't do any obscene gestures, he didn't have an erection, it
.was just a plain, natural, nude man. Your moral over there sometimes, or
.actually most of the time really makes me wonder how you even reproduce.

Umm... What does nudity have to do with reproduction?


.Morjens aka oh you silly, silly people!
Dan aka I'm sure the stork has enough tact to dump the kid even if one
of the parents happens to be nude (showering) at the time.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: erskine@Informatik.TU-Muenchen.DE (Michael Erskine)
Subject: All things dull and ugly 
Originator: erskine@hphalle2a.informatik.tu-muenchen.de
Organization: Technische Universitaet Muenchen, Germany
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 11:42:52 GMT


Unfortunately, as a German I am not so familiar with the famous 
British culture. So when I heard this wonderful little song 
ALL THINGS DULL AND UGLY, I thought that it could be derived 
from a "real" children song (since the composer was none of the 
Python's but this very often mentioned famous musician "Trad.").

Is there anybody among the readers of this newsgroup who knows the
original text???

Although I don't think that it could be possible that there is anybody
who doesn't know ALL THINGS DULL AND UGLY, I have copied it below 
nonetheless.....


			Michi
			(erskine@informatik.tu-muenchen.de)

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|  ||  | 8 8 8 8 8 |   
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--------------------     
GREETINGS FROM MUNICH,   
CAPITAL OF BAVARIA !!!   






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ALL THINGS DULL & UGLY
======================

                      All things dull and ugly,
                      All creatures short and squat,
                      All things rude and nasty,
                      The Lord God made the lot.

                      Each little snake that poisons,
                      Each little wasp that stings,
                      He made their brutish venom,
                      He made their horrid wings.

                      All things sick and cancerous,
                      All evil great and small,
                      All things foul and dangerous,
                      The Lord God made them all.

                      Each nasty little hornet,
                      Each beasty little squid,
                      Who made the spikey urchin,
                      Who made the sharks, He did.

                      All things scabbed and ulcerous,
                      All pox both great and small,
                      Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
                      The lord God made them all.

                      AMEN.


Composer: Trad.
Author:   Eric Idle
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 13 Apr 92 13:44:32 +1300
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <1992Apr11.201259.801@gacvx2.gac.edu>, phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
> In article <11Apr92164841@miracle.UUCP>  writes:
> } jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> }    >].].]>>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
> }    >].].]>>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
> }    >].].]>>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
> }    >].].]>>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
> }    >].].]>>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
> }    >].].]>>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
> }    >].].]>>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
> }    >].].]>>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
> }    >].].]>>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License!  
> *Laarg*!
> } -> >].].]>>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
> } |  >].].]>>|Jester aka this looks like fun
> } |  >].].]>>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To  
> Participate?
> } |  >].].]>Kevin Phillips Bong aka I really don't see how you can stop us
> } |  >].].]Dugger aka exactly, you bunch of stuck up aka-snobs!!  :P
> } |  >].].Jester aka what have you dug anyway?
> } |  >].]Dan aka A small hole.  Ooops.  you weren't asking me.  Sorry.
> } |  >].Jester aka silly you, we'll have to torture you now, drop your shorts  
> *GORN*
> } |  >]Dan aka ARRRGGGG!!!!  OWIE OWIE OWIE  AAGGGG!!!  THE PAIN!!!      
> ARRRRRRRGGGG!!
> } |  >Jester aka more in the back of the throat, like ARGH!!, try again!
> } ---Phil aka I now have implicit permission to use aka!
> Phil aka Phil, I was the first Phil to have an aka, so you are required by  
> 	InterNet statute 1532.86.3.2 to use a different name.

I know, how about we call all of you Bruce, just to save
confusion?

Nigel who is not at all confused, at least, I don't think so, but
      then, I'm not really all that sure... Ugh. MY BRAIN HURTS!!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nigel Stanger,                  Internet: stanger@otago.ac.nz
University of Otago,            Phone: +64 3 479-8179
Dunedin, NEW ZEALAND.           Fax:   +64 3 479-8311
"Bork, bork, bork!" -- Swedish Chef, "The Muppet Show"
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
Date: 11 Apr 92 05:37:55 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

azeena@hotspur.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:


>Thou, shalt be invited on the third day, no more, no less.  Three shall be  
>the number of thy wedding day, and the number of the day shall be three.   
>On the fourth shalt thou not go, neither go thou second, excepting that  
>thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
>being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
>and Jester.  To be married they shall beist by the holy Jos in high heels  
>and a halibut fur bra and of course the Great Mogul suspendies.  I almost  
>forgot the wonderful brides maid Robyn.  She will be playing the Lady of  
>Spain in her apricot suit bearing spam for all, young and old.  And of  
>course PHil who will be wearing a penguin on his lapell, who will be  
>arriving in a trojan bunny.

>All those who are not present at the wedding will be taunted a second  
>time.  And those not bearing the holy invitation shall be put to death by 
>by a comfy chair.

>The desired gift is shrubbery.

What!!! I'm too far away now. I know I shall FTP myself there. Right. 

% FTP
> put self , wedding
> close
> quit
% Whoops, forgot the shrubbery. Ohh, well, I'll bring the path.

Congratulations for upcoming or downgoing event.

		*		*
			 *			*
	*	    *		   *   *		*
	   *   *       *    *   *           *      *        (

(Confetti)

Eccles aka Bowing to soon to be married things.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 14 Apr 92 18:38:29 -0600

In article <45392@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
} }>>|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
} }>>|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
} }>>|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
} }>>|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
} }>>|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
} }>>|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
} }>>|]Eccles aka NO.
} }>>|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
} }>>Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet Dancers  
Too!
} }>Does anybody actually enjoy this sort of thing?
} }>Please, gentlemen : Get a life!
} }Eccles aka Stone him, guys? Fire ONE!!!!
} Jester aka stoning in process, standby, 30 seconds til fireing.....
Phil aka (neatly arranging himself in front of the man soon to be stoned) 
     "Jehovah!  Jehovah!  Jehovah!" (and then quickly ducking out of the way).
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:29:11 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45559
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr15.100236.939@gacvx2.gac.edu} azeena@hotspur.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:
}
}}> }> ..Phil aka just seeing what I can start
}}> }> Dan aka not bloody much.
}}> }azeena @$! especially not that way!!
}}> Jester aka aww, yourr no fun anyways......
}}azeena @$! what is fun anyways?
}Jester aka sex, sex, sex, no wait.................
}azeena @#! So that is how you are!
Jester aka not really, It just sounded good
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From: morjens@vipunen.hut.fi (Jens B von Weissenberg)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 6 Apr 92 06:20:46 GMT
	<1992Apr3.195200.24806@acsu.buffalo.edu> <2520@dozo.and.nl>
	<1992Apr4.171034.17121@acsu.buffalo.edu>
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland

In article <1992Apr4.171034.17121@acsu.buffalo.edu> v128juxa@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Schuyjuannah) writes:
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   From: v128juxa@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Schuyjuannah)
   Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
   Subject: Re: aka?
   Message-ID: <1992Apr4.171034.17121@acsu.buffalo.edu>
   Date: 4 Apr 92 17:12:00 GMT
   References: <43584@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> <1992Apr03.131352.6766@onetouch.COM> <1992Apr3.195200.24806@acsu.buffalo.edu> <2520@dozo.and.nl>
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   In article <2520@dozo.and.nl>, jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes...
   >In article <1992Apr3.195200.24806@acsu.buffalo.edu> v128juxa@ubvmsc.cc.buffalo.edu (Schuyjuannah) writes:
   >|In article <1992Apr03.131352.6766@onetouch.COM>, csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith) writes...
   >|>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
   >|> 
   >|>>]>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
   >|>>]>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
   >|>>]>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
   >|>>]>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
   >|>>]>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
   >|>>]>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
   >|>>]>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
   >|>>]>}>|Dougger aka So What??
   >|>>]>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
   >|>>]>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
   >|>>]>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
   >|>>]Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
   >|>>]Morjens aka or better still, call the BISHOP!!!!
   >|>>Jester aka which diocese?
   >|>It's tattooed on the back o' their necks.  Is that rat tart?
   >|>-- 
   >|>| Sincerely,
   >|>|    __                     ()
   >|>|   /  )                    /\             _/_ /
   >|>|  /    __  __.  o _,      /  )  ______  o /  /_
   >|Tia aka WHO *IS* THIS?????????????????
   >Jos aka Dunno ... By His .Sig I Should Guess His Name Is `R__o_B_oh', 
   >	We'd Better Shoot Him Now ... <BANG> (thud)
   Tia aka yea, let us kill *all* non-aka members so they won't taint *our* thread
  Morjens aka Yes! A grand shootout! Crunchy frog! Fire! Fire! The magic wand!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Where can I get MPHG laser disc?
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Zaphod, or should I say Phil? )
Date: 6 Apr 92 10:16:47 -0600
Distribution: USA

 Someone writes
} I've been looking everywhere locally for the Holy Grail laser disc.
} Unfortunatly, no one carries it.  Ar there any mail order houses
} that people know of?  Please e-mail.  Thanks!

Well, I think that that is asking a little much.  I mean it was just a month  
ago that the video tape was re-released.  But, actually, you might look under  
the cabinet over to the left of you.  You see, I painstakingly hand-digitized  
the entire film and placed the little silver flecks on the disk, sealed it with  
23 layers of saran wrap, and then went to your flat and put it there.  So,  
don't go asking me for any favors any more!

Phil aka I'm making a lot of work for myself, aren't I?
From: azeena@hotspur.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: aka's
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:20:38 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr15.102039.949


OK now I need an example of the kind of skit you want.  Is it supposed to  
be silly?  zany? or full of sex like most of your recent postings?  And  
what is this about no blackmail?  Gee what am I going to do?  

azeena @$! clueless about what to send to get this stupid aka...

@>-->----- (rose)
azeena@nic.gac.edu
azeena@gacvx1.gac.edu
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:27:49 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>].|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>].|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>].|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts..
>].|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>].|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>].|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>].|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>].|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
>].|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>].|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
>].|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
>].|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
>].|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
>].Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help! Help! Help!
>]. Morjens aka I still think we should sic the bishop on them!
>]Dan aka Why stop at that?  Lets cut their arms off and make them eat Jester in a Hollandaise sauce!
>Jester aka eat me??? but I'm not kosher
Eccles aka That's ok I don't play the bagpipes...

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From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Date: 12 Apr 92 12:57:27 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr9174039@cayenne.gac.edu> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
|In article <2546@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|.In article <44109@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
|.|]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
|.|]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
|.|]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
|.|]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
|.|]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
|.|]|]Eccles aka NO.
|.|]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
|.|]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet Dancers Too!
|.|Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
|.Jos aka *Blush* ... You're Too Kind, Sweetie Pie ...
|Dan aka Come to think it, I always that double fresh feeling when I
|respond to him.
Jos aka Yeah! Said Thing Is, He's Marrying Someone Else, I Think I'm In 
	Love With His Wisdom-Teeth!
From: robynn1@quince.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:35:01 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr15.103503.953

In article <1992Apr15.100700.943@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
> In article <1992Apr14.190855.915@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
> > In article <45397@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> > > }>}>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
> > > }>}>>>}}Eccles aka What?
> > > }>}>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
> > > }>}>>>Jester aka it is?????
> > > }>}>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > }>}>Eccles aka Are you sure?
> > > }>}Tia aka yea, I'm sure.
> > > }>Jester aka I'm not so sure
> > > }Eccles aka Well, I suppose it could start in this way....>-- 
> > > Jester aka but maybe it doesn't?
> > Robyn @#& if you start it, they will come...
> azeena @#! maybe they won't
Robyn @#& Oh, but I'm sure they will...if we all just believe strongly  
enough...now everybody concentrate...
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:04:27 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}} >>} }>|>>]>}>|Dougger aka So What??
}} >>} }>|>>]>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License!
}} >>} }>|>>]>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
}} >>} }>|>>]>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
}} >>} }>|>>]Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
}} >>} }>|>>]Morjens aka or better still, call the BISHOP!!!!
}} >>} }>|>>Jester aka which diocese?
}} >>} }>|>It's tattooed on the back o' their necks.  Is that rat tart?
}} >>} }>|>| Sincerely,
}} >>} }>|>|    __                     ()
}} >>} }>|>|   /  )                    /\             _/_ /
}} >>} }>|>|  /    __  __.  o _,      /  )  ______  o /  /_
}} >>} }>|Tia aka WHO *IS* THIS?????????????????
}} >>} }>Jos aka Dunno ... By His .Sig I Should Guess His Name Is `R__o_B_oh', 
}} >>} }>	We'd Better Shoot Him Now ... <BANG> (thud)
}} >>} }Tia aka yea, let us kill *all* non-aka members so they won't taint *our*  
}} >>thread
}} >>} Jester aka how do you propose we kill them?
}} >>Phil aka let's have some tea first
}} >Eccles aka Can I have one of those little biscuits.
}} Sue aka No time for tea now!  I'm a non-aka member who's tainting *your*
}} thread!  Come and get me!
}Phil aka Ni!
Jester aka she's an aka approved perons now, quit Ni'ing her......
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: brides maid
Date: 9 Apr 92 18:05:42 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44625
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr7.121559.674@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@dion.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:
>	Well robyn yes you can be my brides maid.  But you have to ask the  
>nice mister jester if he minds having the big bird suit and the armadillo  
>cake.  ANd the muppet theme.  As for that love stuff well you know how it  
>goes...you meet a nice young man who is handsome and well the rest is  
>history.  I don't mind if the wedding has a muppet theme but persuading mr  
>Jester for that could be difficult.

is it me or does my future betrothed always talk to me in the 3rd person???

anyways, sure no prrpblem, I love muppets, but you have to sing Kermit's
songs from the original Muppet Movie or no big bird suit. I am easy to
persuade with all these beautiful women around, and please stop calling
me Mr., jes, jessy, or jester is just fine.

Jester aka yeesh........
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From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Coincidences
Date: 8 Apr 92 10:41:59 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Apr7.235713.17097@acsu.buffalo.edu> psr@acsu.buffalo.edu (Ben the Crafter) writes:
|I had a tele on top of a penguin once.
|The only difference wass... I exploded.
|I gfot better.
   ^^^^ Lost a tooth, pal?

Jof aka Ftill Got All My Teef (Fomewhere In The Bafroom)
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:23:33 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45553
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <ins450m.702955497@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au} ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
}jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
}
}>In article <44108@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
}>|]|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}>|]|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}>|]|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}>|]|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}>|]|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}>|]|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}>|]|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}>|]|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
}>|]|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
}>|]|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
}>|]|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
}>|]|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
}>|]|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
}>|]Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help! Help! Help!
}>|Jester aka does nne stand for nefarious nellie eaters????
}>Jos aka Nope! I Stands For Naughty Nibbling Emasculators! Aaaarghhh!
}Eccles aka Run away! Run away! 
Jester aka eccles you wimp....
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From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Coincidences
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:59:47 GMT
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In-reply-to: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie's message of 8 Apr 92 22:19:19 GMTLines: 16

In article <sprooney.702771559@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
.>>>Well, there's an apricot on my telee that almost looks like a penguin...
.>> That's strange... I've got a penguin that looks like and apricot!
.>Even weirder, I've got an apricot that looks like an apricot but taste like
.>a penguin. I forgot to say it's not on my telee, that might explain it.

.You know wot? I've got an apricot that looks like, smells like, and
.tastes like an apricot. (It also feels and sounds like one)

But what sorta *vibes* does it give off, man?

.WOW!

.MSnoi<()8

Dan aka Get with the *scene*, man.