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From: mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Cap'n Crunch's Crunchberries
Keywords: Fruits, Froots, Bollocks
Date: 6 Oct 92 17:30:05 GMT
Article-I.D.: magnus.1992Oct6.173005.5870
Organization: The Ohio State University

>of course Captain Crunch Crunchberries aren't vegetables...they're Fruits.
>
>-Chuck

AWWW MAN!!  Y'mean after I quit eatin' 'em all these years!
I was taken by a technicality.

-Mark
From: m_rheau@pavo.concordia.ca
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: THESE DAMN CASCADES!
Keywords: peche kriek framboise
Date: 1 Oct 92 02:35:00 GMT
Organization: Concordia University
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

>>>Hey look, it's pretty obvious you people have not been paying attention;
>>I agree, I think it's about time we hold these reposts up to inspection.
>I third the motion, we must stop now before we all get an infection.
Why should we stop now? I'm getting an erection!

>>>cascades are not a part of the charter for 'rec.humor'. Kindly stop posting
>>Anyways, all those freshman geeks ain't doing nothing but boasting!
>I should have been working today but I've really just been coasting.
Hey! Break out the marshmallows & weenies and let's start roasting!

>>>this garbage. There is an alt group called 'alt.cascade' specifically for
>>As a social elite I can say that people starting cascades are a big bore.
>This quadruple cascade may only promote a large flame war.
Well, get used to it, 'cause there's a lot more in store!

>>>these stupid, run on postings..that goes for you too, Kibo! 
>>Hey! Do you know about the tremendous size of my libido?
>To put in this much effort requires a large magneto!
Yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaa! Cascades ad infinitum! Neato!

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From: mye3349@cuphub.cup.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
Date: 2 Oct 92 02:31:05 GMT
Organization: California University of Pennsylvania, California, PA

ALL of you RHPS fanatics out there know what (RHPS) means.
   

  I am looking for the audiance part. guide.   If anybody out there 
it on file, please send it up.  I been waiting and searching for it everywhere
and just can't find it.   

thanks.

						Rocky
From: ISB202REID@redgum.qut.edu.au (Did somebody say Coffee ??????)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: My Friend Steven......
Date: 1 Oct 1992 07:27:43 -0500
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

Hello there people.


I just thought I'd ask all you out there a little favour.

See there's this guy who lives at the same hostel as me..

But goes to a different uni.

I go to QUT and he goes to UQ.

Anyway, so we had a bit of a email discussion....
He ended up pretending to be someone he wasn't and sucked me in.
:-(

But, I would appreciate it if you guys would mail him at
--> s315954@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au  <---

And give him some interesting mail messages...

Be imaginative, use your imagination, do what you like.
Just mail him utter tripe.

Thanx a lot

-Fodd
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n1019301@water.fit.qut.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bjhille@iastate.edu (Brian J Hille)
Subject: Re: Sorority girl jokes wanted.
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 21:36:00 GMT

In <92275.134935DDS6@psuvm.psu.edu> BIFF <DDS6@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>           Does anyone out there have the complete list of sorority girl
>jokes?  It would be greatly appreciated if somebody could e-mail it to
>me.

>                                        Thanks in advance
>                                        Doug
>                                        dds6@psuvm.psu.edu


	I would also like a copy of this if somebody has one.  Would you 
please e-mail the list to me as well?  Thanks for your time and attention.


					Brian
					bjhille@iastate.edu
From: ollis@redbck.stl.dec.com (Stephen Ollis)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: drummer joke
Keywords: musician
Date: 28 Sep 92 04:26:13 GMT
Reply-To: ollis@redbck.stl.dec.com (Stephen Ollis)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation


In article <5760@osc.COM>, jgk@osc.COM (Joe Keane) writes:
>
>Here is a drummer joke:
>
>Q:  What do you call a musician who plays with other musicians and a drummer?
>
>A:  A guitar player!  Ha ha ha.
>
>--
>Joe Keane, amateur mathematician
>jgk@osc.com (uunet!amdcad!osc!jgk)
>

Did ya hear about the fatal aircraft accident?  Killed 3 singers, 4 musicians
and a drummer??


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From: hansen@deci.cs.umn.edu (David M. Hansen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Best Election Bumper Sticker
Date: 2 Oct 92 15:59:05 GMT
Organization: University of Minnesota

In article <920111@hpnmdla.sr.hp.com>, kurts@hpnmdla.sr.hp.com (Kurt Strain) writes:
|> "Vote for Perot" - attached to bumper by velcro.
|> 

Have you ever seen a Perot Bumper Sticker?  The ones I saw, swear to God, were
like those flat flexible refrigerator magnets -- easy on, easy off!

At the time, I thought it was pretty classy.  Now I understand it was prophetic!
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: matthias@ecr.mu.oz.au (Matthias_Markus LANG)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 09:50:38 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.151611.1@cc.newcastle.edu.au>, sysnet@cc.newcastle.edu.au (David Morrison) writes:
> In article <9227512.13379@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU>, matthias@ecr.mu.oz.au (Matthias_Markus LANG) writes:
> > Close. The Macintosh is a type of Apple. Personally, though, I think Apple
> 
> Not quite.  The McIntosh is a type of apple.
>                 ^^^                   ^

True, but is a Macintosh not also a type of Apple?        :-)
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Date: 30 Sep 92 18:10:17 GMT
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario

$ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns) writes:
>guckes@math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes) writes:
>> $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns) writes:
>> 
>>>I once knew someone called Gay Nunn!
>> I once saw  someone called Neil Enns!

>Very funny!!!! I once wrote a letter to someone with the Internet address:
>guckes@math.fu-berlin.de

I once warlorded a signature by a guy named Neil Enns.  Didn't do any good,
though.

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
I used to homebrew computers, now I homebrew beer.  Is this progress?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: viking@iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson)
Subject: Re: Just *whom* should we elect?
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 03:01:22 GMT

f_cnnghamjk@ccsvax.sfasu.edu writes:

>Q: Why is Jane Fonda more "electable" than Clinton or Quayle?
>A: She's been to Vietnam!

	Yeah, but she also posed nude for Playboy and made Barbarella.
The public would never go for it.  I sure can't take a political
statement seriously from a woman that I've seen on a nude centerfold
taped to a reactor containment vessel.

<Dan Sorenson, DoD #1066 |"I see angels on Ariels in leather and>
<z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu | chrome, Swooping down from heaven to >
<viking@iastate.edu      | carry me home."   ---    R. Thompson >
<ISU thinks I need more education, which they provide for a fee.>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: slack@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com (David Slack)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 1500 Question Purity Test
Date: 3 Oct 92 02:17:03 GMT
Organization: Hewlett Packard - Boise, ID


oops! I mean, slack@hpdmmew.boi.hp.com

 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: CENG51@maccvm.corp.mot.com (Craig Witkowski)
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
Organization: Motorola
Date: 29 Sep 1992 19:54:44 CDT

>In article 6740@newshost.anu.edu.au, herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriks
>>> titus@coombs.anu.edu.au (titus chiu) writes:
>>>> herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>>>>> rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
>>>>>>s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
>>>>>>Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
>>>>>"Bug" won't rhyme, but do you think "burp"'ll?
>>>>Cant find a rhyme, why not ask Steve Urkle?
>>>And get him to sing the Yankee Doodle!
>>gotta say finding a rhyme is a battle!
>And take the choicest cuts of cattle!
In your car blast Heavy Metal
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: <None>
From: $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns)
Date: 28 Sep 92 11:15:49 CST
Organization: Brandon University

In article <1992Sep25.184520.3169@Princeton.EDU>, zhuz@flower.Princeton.EDU (Zhaoliang Zhu) writes:
> Anyone has jokes about statistics or statisticians?  Please share them with
> me!  I will appreciate a lot and post all the good ones.

Taken from someone's .sig: 97.3% of all statistics are made up.

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From: tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: The Candidates for Pres & Wizard of Oz
Date: 6 Oct 92 12:23:05 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>>> I thought you'd all like to hear about the
>>>potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz...
>>>First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have
>>>no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart".
>>
>>>So the Wiz said,"So be it".
>>
>>>Second was Dan Quayle.  He said to the Wiz, "People think I'm unintelligent
>>>and
>>> have no common sense what so ever...I wish to have a Brain".
>>
>>>The Wiz said, "So be it".

And, of course, all Bill Clinton wanted was Dorothy.
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From: dabe@wam.umd.edu (Dabe "Dabe" Murphy)
Subject: Re: ROOMATES
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 17:37:29 GMT

In article <4859.33.uupcb@smurfbbs.uucp> troy.beck@smurfbbs.uucp (Troy Beck)  writes:

>Listen, I was wondering...  Awhile ago, Someone posted a message
>regarding a bunch of things to do to make your roomate think you're nuts
>or just to annoy him or something.

Sign Me Up For A Copy, Too (If You'd Be So Kind)

                                               Dabe
                                               (dabe@wam.umd.edu)

And Pardon My Naivete', But Whaddya Expect From A Freshman?


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: xdedcj@atom.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (dave c jarzabek)
Subject: Re: Woody Allen
Organization: Oryx Energy, Dallas, Texas.
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 12:29:46 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.173929.29525@spectrum.xerox.com>, eradm@brahms.Berkeley.EDU (Erik Radmall) writes:
|> In article <BvHuMs.AMw@oryx.com>, xdedcj@atom.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (dave c jarzabek) writes:
|> |> 
|> |> I heard Woody Allen and Roman Polanski (?) (what ever happened to him)
|> |> were teaming up for two new movies...
|> |> 
|> |> The first is a sequel to "10".  It's going to be called "12" or "13"
|> |> 
|> |> The second is a documentary on the founder of the Mormon church,
|> |> called "Bringem Young".
|> 
|> Joseph Smith was the founder of the Mormon church - Brigham Young was its 2nd prez.
|> After J.S. was murdered. He had about 70 wives (must have been nice!).
|> 

You're right, sorry about the gaffe.  Having multiple wives might be
nice if you have absolute control over them, but can you imagine how
fast your mind would turn to oatmeal with 70 "liberated" women around?


|> |> 
|> |> ---------------------------
|> |> 
|> |> Any truth to the rumor that Woody Allen is going to be the producer
|> |> on the remake of "Family Affair"?
|> |> 
|> |> -----------------------------
|> |> 
|> |> If Woody Allen lived in Arkansas nobody wood (intentional) have said
|> |> anything.  After all, incest is OK (or AK) as long as you keep it in
|> |> the family.
|> 
|> -- 
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From: cobe101@emory.edu (Christopher C. Chung)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Sorority Jokes by request
Date: 1 Oct 92 18:30:37 GMT
Article-I.D.: emoryu1.1067
Organization: Emory University, Atlanta, GA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3


DELTA DELTA DELTA 

Tridelt ...... everyone else has.
Organization: Freshman, CIT general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 04:25:39 -0400 
From: "Bartosz M. Blacha" <bb2q+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Scottish Jokes
	<22890@optima.cs.arizona.edu>

In article From: jiang@cs.arizona.edu (Howard) Subject: Re: Scottish Jokes
Date: 28 Sep 92 04:42:06 GMT:

>In article <1992Sep27.033951.27912@coe.montana.edu>,
sandy@cs.montana.edu (Coli
>n "Sandy" Pittendrigh) writes:
>> 
>> 	Why does a scotsman wear kilts?
>> 
>> ----------------Scottish sheep can hear zippers from a mile away-----
> 
>eH?

Errrr, how should I put it... Oh well, you'll understand when you grow up.
And these two, too:

You know that Scottish people talk to their sheep.  
You know what they often say?  "My dear, I wish you could 
cook, too..."

A young journalist wanted to get a real exceptional article, 
so he went to Scotland and met those Scottish people.
Well, guess what he saw, they actually did it with sheep!
So, for the article to be realistic, he wanted to experience 
it, too.  They let him do that, but as he's doing it, they're laughing
the heck out of him.  So he asks them, why do you laugh, you do the 
same thing.  Yes, they say, but you got the ugliest one.

All right, they deserve some credit.  The same journalist 
observed that they could count their sheep very quickly and 
accurately.  So he asks them, how do you do that, do you actually
count every single ship, or you just round off, or what?
So they tell him, no, we just count all the sheep's legs, and 
then divide that by four.


In Poland, where I come from, I heard those jokes told about Polish
mountain men, who live in the mountains with sheep, and can't get 
women, all that crap.
I can post lots of those, if you want.



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From: rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
Keywords: purple
Date: 5 Oct 92 19:40:34 GMT
Article-I.D.: qualcom.rdippold.718314034
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA

Buck Godot <bgodot@halcyon.com> writes:
>herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>> In article <rdippold.717739570@cancun> rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dipp
>> >s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
>> >>Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
>> >"Bug" won't rhyme, but do you think "burp"'ll?
>> Cant find a rhyme, why not ask Steve Urkle?
>  
>    Try Nicuragua (THink of something he will...)
Donde esta la agua?  I can't drink this swill!


P.S. Is Buck Godot II out yet?
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From: cab@col.hp.com (Chris Best)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: License Plate (Re: Blonde)
Date: 29 Sep 92 18:30:13 GMT
Article-I.D.: col.1992Sep29.183013.24281
Organization: your service

> > "If I wanted you on my ass, I would have dropped my pants"
> 

----------

As long as it's drifted into bumper stickers, here's one
I saw yesterday:

"Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!"
From: Sammy@btnbbs.UUCP (Sammy)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: 1500 Question Purity Test
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 19:59:56 +06
Organization: btnbbs - Stow, Ohio  (216)688-3894

 T> I have the 1500 question Purity test here and will send it to anyone who
 T> wants a copy.

I'll take one!  You might have to post it here if enough want it..

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From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Read what I *meant*, not what I *wrote*...
Date: 5 Oct 92 12:33:22 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <88.10723@okys.infoserv.com> madsere@okys.infoserv.com (Rene Madsen) writes:
>In article <1992Sep19.233038.10114@gmuvax2.gmu.edu>, 2261as@gmuvax2.gmu.edu ( ) writes:
>> alright, Who here gets the Washington Post?
>> 
>> Most Creative Use of English by a Nonresident(7-way tie)
>
>Yup they definitely know how to write English in the far east... *NOT*
>This is from the lease agreement I had on a motorbike in Thailand -
>errors included.  (Well, *I* though it was funny...)
>
>THE ABOVE DETAILED CONTRACT IS MUTUALLY AGREED FERTHER AS FOLLOW
>
>1.	The hirer must have in possession an acceptable International of
>	local driving licemain in valid
>2.	The hirer shal utilize Motor Cycle only for the purpose of sight
>	seeing andnot far from city 50 kms.
>3.	No insurance against all kind of accident or any responsibility
>	on any Motor Cycle damage, hirerhave to take your own
>	responsibility.  All damage price-list have been show following
>	this contract
>4.	The hirer have to pay 100% of rental time.
>5.	If the Motor Cycle which you hired are out of order or by any
>	force major you are not allowee to get the repair by any other
>	garage but you must leave these pepairing job in our hand.
>6.	During renting hour hirer must take good care and maintain the
>	Motor Cycle like your own property
>7.	The hirer have to responsible on all kind of damage which cause
>	by yourself or the third person.
>
>I have read agree the within Terms and Condition and I hereby acknowledge
>my liability ugder the road traffic, as set out in clauses overleat.
>

Sounds like it was written by an Irishman.....

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From: dave@dogbox.acme.gen.nz (David Dustin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Airplane! script
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 09:58:26 Y
Organization: The Dawghaus BBS, Palmerston North, New Zealand (+64 6 357 9245)

> >>Can I get a copy too?
> >>
> >
> >
> >May I have one too? 
> >
> 
> Me three!
> 
Count me in as well please.      What about AirPlane (Flying High) II?


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From: jdare@math.rutgers.edu (James Ananda Dare)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Halloween jokes please...
Date: 26 Sep 92 23:37:18 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <1992Sep21.164212.11213@cbnewsl.cb.att.com> saal@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (samuel.saal) writes:

> In article <harris.717051924@drvax3> harris@drvax3.msfc.nasa.gov (Mitch
> Harris) writes:
> This may be too techy to be funny, but.....
> 
> Why are Halloween and Christmas alike?
> 
> Because OCT 31 = DEC 25 !

> -- 
> Sam Saal      kingfish!saal OR saal@kingfish.att.com
> 	Vayiftach HaShem et Peah Ha`Aton
Don't worry, it wasn't too techy and it still wasn't funny...


objoke:[funny name]  A friend of mine years ago told me that one of
       his coworkers referred to Oral Roberts as Blowjob Bob.


                       JIM DARE :  jdare@math.rutgers.edu
A socialist, anti-family putz encouraging women to leave their husbands, kill
their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

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From: ROCKY@nervm.nerdc.ufl.edu (Rocky Essex - University of Florida)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Blonde Jokes
Date: 28 Sep 92 09:52:39 GMT
Organization: University of Florida, NERDC

A while back there was a posting of Blonde jokes.  Could someone
please repost them if they happen to have them.  And please don't
post very fast its for a blonde friend and she can't read that
fast. :-)  Thanks.
From: rgupta@hurl.East.Sun.COM (Romel Gupta - Sun BOS Software)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Yet another Tom Swifty
Date: 6 Oct 92 17:41:48 GMT
Reply-To: rgupta@hurl.East.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems Inc. - BDC
NNTP-Posting-Host: hurl.east.sun.com


"No, you have to do it again", Tom iterated.


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