HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Headlines we would love to see.
Date: 23 Jan 93 00:49:15 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <1jhf5mINNnuh@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>In article <C141Ky.2vr@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
>>film at 11.  (VHS and Beta)
>FILM: Thick and has holes punched in it.
>TAPE: Thin and has no holes.  Sometimes in a cassette.

TAPE: Thick and has holes punched in it.
FILM: Sputtered onto aluminum platters in a vacuum.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@dao.nrc.ca (Michael Rigler)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Reply-To: rigler@dao.nrc.ca
Organization: DAO/CADC .
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 23:05:07 GMT

Markian Gooley writes:
>I bought a lava lamp last night.  $12 with tax (it was shopworn and the bulb
>was burnt out).  Cheap at half the price.
>
>I am now officially a yuppie.

No, that makes you a hippie.  A yuppie would have bought a Nintendo 
or something.


---
Rigler  "It is crazy as well since ever god damned newbie 
         feels that they can make a ten word story." 
                                  -- Pat "Head on a Pike" Finnerty
From: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I'm so tired
Date: 22 Jan 1993 21:18:41 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: g222-25.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

I often dream of a world in which I am not so fucking tired.

But when I wake up I know it was only a dream.

--
operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: the myth of PMS
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 15:40:45 GMT

grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation) writes:

>In article <1993Jan20.212839.11130@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>*	The Tight Velveteen Vagina; Or, How Sex Toys Become Real
>*
>*in which a lonely man buys a sex doll with a Tight Velveteen Vagina (tm)

Odd how coincidences work.  I don't think I've ever heard the word
'Velveteen' before this, yet I just bought a Pixies album which contains
the line:

   she can really move
   oh velveteen!

--mark
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Work in progress.
Date: 22 Jan 1993 19:38:16 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


                   A ten word Tom Clancy novel.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Ten-Word Story: Found Art
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 02:23:14 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.040116.4347@atlantis.uucp> aaron@atlantis.uucp writes:

>Subsequent viewings have failed to dull that first youthful sheen.


>---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")


-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: 00bwanderson@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Date: 21 Jan 93 23:08:59 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <63456@mimsy.umd.edu>, kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
> 
> 
> I am squeeze squee-ze squeezing my ThighMaster (tm) even as we speak.
> 

Wanker.

> 
> 
> yong-mi
> then there's the Cindy video

Double-wanker.  (What a trick!)

Bruce
--     
.sig?  We don' need no steenkin' .sig!

Bruce Anderson: A tradition of Chaos and Disorder since 1967
spock@bsu-cs.bsu.edu (unix)	00bwanderson@bsu-ucs.uucp (VAX)
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!  BSU disclaims me, and I disclaim them.
From: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Sen kyuu hyaku kyuu zyuu kyuu nen siti gatu
Date: 24 Jan 93 18:57:56 GMT
Reply-To: operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
NNTP-Posting-Host: o231-24.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

Travelling around in an endless circle, will we discover
the end or will we be devoured chasing our own tail?

--
operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Question du jour.
Date: 21 Jan 93 17:24:17 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA


     So, how many killfiles now contain the number 10?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Ten Word Confession
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 22:19:15 GMT

ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:

>In all respects, my hair looks exactly like Chelsea Clinton's.

Ilana, oh Ilana,
Tell Dad I'll have you home by ten.
Ilana, oh Ilana,
Let's lose these secret service men.


--mark
From: corleyj@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Jason D Corley )
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My French Class
Date: 26 Jan 93 23:09:17 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson

It's much easier to be existential when you only know a few words
of a foreign language.  For instance, here is a play I wrote
in my head in French class today, translated back into English:

THE CAR

MARCEL: Hello
CHRISTINE: Hi.
M: I am called Marcel.
C: I am called Christine.             
[long pause.]
M: How are you?
C; I am not bad.  How are you?
M: I am doing quite well.
C: Excellent.
[long pause.]
M: I am from Paris. Where are you from?
C: I am from Nice.
M: That's good.
[long pause]
M: Goodbye.
C: So long.

Eat your heart out Jean-Paul Sartre!

--
******************************************************************************
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the
 black flag and begin slitting throats."---------H. L. Mencken
Jason D. "corleyj@gas.uug.arizona.edu" Corley Claims Full Responsibility
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 2 word story
Date: 22 Jan 1993 05:59:07 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, mrx@annexia.esd.sgi.com (cloaking the constant k) says:
		       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>nothing happens.

 mrx@annexia.esd.sgi.com -- (@=a)
***********************************
 1. G-Narcs examined axioms.
 2. Coeds mix in anagram sex.
***********************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
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From: mgooley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Markian Gooley)
Subject: Rictus Hep at the Gates of Hell
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	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 18:34:28 GMT

"But I don't deserve to go in there!  I always recycled my pop cans!"

Mark.
mgooley@nyx.cs.du.edu
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: When I met finerty 3
Date: 21 Jan 93 18:50:16 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620


I thought finerty needed another visit.  He's still not out of coma and
the police enquiries are still ongoing.  They told me he'll pull through
the nicotine poisoning, and he's in traction now. His legs and arms pulled 
just the right amount by weights and pullies.  I walked round him a couple 
of times and patted his plaster cast. 
"There's a good finerty". 
I was feeling a bit tired by then so I sat down on a hammock-thing at the 
foot of the bed.  
The sound of bones cracking made me wince.

Jason
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: reward
Date: 22 Jan 1993 17:26:17 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu
Keywords: no rep

In article <1993Jan22.175425.28542@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu> awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells) writes:
>500,000 quatloos to anyone who can figure out what my middle 
>intial "V." stands for.

Virgin.

5150
too damn easy
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: girl pursued by lesbians needs your help
Date: 21 Jan 93 13:03:31 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <1993Jan20.192416.14293@midway.uchicago.edu>, orc@sybase.com (Orc) writes:
> In article <1993Jan20.154018.102191@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:
>>
>>can anyone tell me how to make lesbians stop hitting on me? i am a
>>heterosexual by choice
> 
>    Oooh!  Cool!   How did you arrange that?  Is there a class for it?
> 
> 
>    I wonder if it's a franchise operation.  And what the franchise fee is.
> 
>                  ____
>    david parsons \bi/ Who'd love to have a sexual orientation that could
>                   \/  match his outfit.

Just get in touch with a union rep, and they'll take care of the paperwork.

					--Joachim
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short Self Congratulation
Date: 25 Jan 93 22:53:46 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA


I'm on page 56 of this week's Newsweek

mr HEINOUS
From: nj@birch.CS.Berkeley.EDU (The Automatic Pnews)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE DIVINE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
Date: 26 Jan 93 11:42:23
Organization: /home/auspex/h/bair/nj/.organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: birch.cs.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu's message of 25 Jan 93 18:08:18 -0600

In article <1993Jan25.180818.3309@cnsvax.uwec.edu> mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:

> Sri Harold Klemp, the Living "Eck" Master

Python quotes are NOT ALLOWED.
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Watch This...
Date: 24 Jan 1993 06:11:38 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: nasdaq.intel.com

In article <1jo25uINN3ig@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>In a previous article, benth@microsoft.com (Ben) says:
> Mkt 52-Weeks  Company      Tick Div  Vol  Div Earn     Week's    Net
> Sym High Low   Name        Sym  Amt 100's Yld P/E  High Low Last Chg.
>---------------------------------------------------------------------
> n  64  16.87  Med Care Am  MRX      10055 ...  18   24  22.5 24  +1.5  
>                            ^^^

Yes, sadly, the biometaphysical
engineering business is going to
take it on the micropipette when
Bill The President (acK! Thpthtt!
Rescind!) starts in on the US
Helth-Care system.

Best time for bottom-feeding is now,
though.  Once the real carnage starts,
good surgeons are going to be extra
busy with self-inflicted wounds among
the muckety-mucks in high finance.
This will produce a surfeit of
Helth-care revenues and a hefty
profit of irony.

Stake out your pound of flesh
while they're fresh!

> (1/4/93, Barron's, NYSE)

Any investment advice regarding the
securities markets that has a mean
age of half a week is shit.

X Industries doesn't deal in shit.
Talk to Archer Daniels Midland for
that.

				--Blair
				  "If you prick us,
				   will you not do
				   it again, again!
				   oh! again! my
				   great, loquatious
				   stallion!!!"
				   -Spa Nishfly(TM)
				   samples available
				   on request.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson)
Subject: Re: Die Zeit wartet auf niemand und auch nicht auf mich
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 20:12:38 GMT

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>Film, as Mr. Shergold points out, comes in cans.  Tape comes in
>cassettes, or (in the case of 1" or quad) in cardboard boxes.

My apologies for pointing out that elephants come in quarts.

Dave
From: crisper@cats.ucsc.edu (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 10 word story.
Date: 25 Jan 1993 02:03:56 GMT
Organization: The Armory,Santa Cruz
NNTP-Posting-Host: as215-ws-15.ucsc.edu



Her laughter echoed in his head. The gun echoed louder.

	--The Elder Dan


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: personal note to grendel @ canetoad
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 00:22:24 GMT

In <73926@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:

>mlegare@wetware.com assures:
>: your secret is safe with me.

>so how come you tell me all about it yesterday, hmmm?

He didn't say he wouldn't TELL anyone, he only said it was "safe".  He won't
mutilate it with an axe.

Well, not in a tasteless way, anyway.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kevin@wicat.com (Kevin Vigor)
Subject: Deconstructionist 10 word story
Summary: weasels rip my flesh
Keywords: lick my eyeballs
Reply-To: kevin@elvis.wicat.com
Organization: WICAT Systems
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 21:30:19 GMT

This story contains no interesting or informative facts or opinions.
-- 
		Peace & PopTarts, 
			Kevin
From: satan@wpi.WPI.EDU (Matt Meyer)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 10 word stories
Date: 22 Jan 1993 06:26:46 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: wpi.wpi.edu

In article <1jnj1hINN3t2@seven-up.East.Sun.COM> hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM writes:
>Knowing it was cornered, the cur lunged in final desparation.
>
>
Looking forward with  eyes bulging it wreaked of desperate rage.


10 word sequels




-- 
*******************************************************************************
* satan@wpi *Preacher or poet who was it wrote Give any one species too much 
*           *rope And they'll fuck it up.    - Roger Waters   
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From: engleh@rs6421.ecs.rpi.edu (Mongoose)
Subject: electro-ejaculation
Keywords: silly, sexual, DUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Reply-To: engleh@rpi.edu
Organization: Large Size Models
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 01:59:11 GMT

electro-ejaculation

zzzzzt, splat!!


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@gath.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: funny names for private parts
Originator: jcarroll@gath
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 25 Jan 93 12:48:58 CST


In article <1993Jan25.160354.17571@ncar.ucar.edu>, marcia@rap.ucar.edu (Marcia Politovich) writes:
> In article <1993Jan23.012204.30026@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> jcg2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JASON GIRARD) writes:
> >Hi,
> >    An ex of mine out Penn State wrote to say that she's taking a sex ed class
> >    and has an assignment to think of names for male and female private parts.
> >    She asked me to help her think of some, so I'm asking you guys for some
> >    interesting names!  Anyone??
> >
> >    Jason
>      ^^^^^
> 
>   OK, is this a male or female part?

No.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: help groups
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 01:11:54 GMT
Reply-To: rmkhome!rmk@merk.com (Rick Kelly)

In article <1k01uoINN3hs@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation) writes:
>In article <1993Jan24.131437.3257@cnsvax.uwec.edu> hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>*What we really need is a Deities Anonymous.
>*
>*"Hello, my name is Thor, and... uh...  I am a Thunder God."
>
>"You're Thor?  I'm tho thore I can hardly pith!"

"Bennett?  I damn near broke it!!"

-- 

Rick Kelly    rmkhome!rmk@merk.com    merk!rmkhome!rmk    rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mgooley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Markian Gooley)
Subject: what a relief!
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 15:29:28 GMT

I can stop reading rec.humor.funny now.  Maddi's finally published my list
of institutions of research & higher learning.

Mark.
mgooley@nyx.cs.du.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.games.netrek
From: rjones@dsd.es.com (Ray Jones - Perp)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Reply-To: rjones@dsd.es.com
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corp.
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 93 02:04:17 GMT

In article <josh.728175534@pogo>, josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes) writes:
>page@cerdic.cs.odu.edu () writes:
>the doctor IS  going cold turkey on netrek
>the horror, oh the horror

It's not possible.  Trust me.  I'm the expert.  Sunscreamer is the
expert on scouts.  Ged on Starbases.  Me, I've spent my entire netrek
career working on just one aspect.  Giving it up.  I've tried cold
turkey.  I've tried slowly weaning myself off of it.  I've tried
several 12-step programs.  The farthest I've managed to get away from
it is to not read the group for long periods of time.  Even then, I go
back with nn and catch up on everything once in a while.

Netrek is far more addictive than crack.  It's the world's first
mental virus.  It enters your brain, sucks out your will, and
replicates itself over and over.  You can't get away from it.  Give up
now. 

The only possible comparison is the addictiveness of t.b.

--
                                          rjones@dsd.es.com
"If you're not reading tee bee, you're just reading news" - wbiesele
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony A. Datri)
Subject: Re: 10 word story
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 06:37:18 GMT

>I met a man who killed and ate his cat.

I saw a man who was choking there;
I guess he couldn't breathe.
Said to myself "this is very strange",
I'm glad it wasn't me.

-- 

======================================================================8--<
Organization: Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 01:25:15 -0500 
From: Edward Pak <ep2j+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: FINGERS

 I need fingers to sooth....

 Butterflies of CHICAGO to tell me I'm wrong....


...............................................................................
.

                           EDDIE....

_______________________________________________________________________________
_

:
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony A. Datri)
Subject: Re: CD vs. LP again (was Re: Preamp and Amp)
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 22:28:03 GMT

>> So euphonic distortions are unwanted?  Does this mean you want accurate
>> sound, and not pleasant sound?

If you want the sound of an LP, just turn your treble control all the way down.
-- 

======================================================================8--<
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Found art
Date: 22 Jan 93 19:23:44 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs


In REC.GAMES.CHESS <32iRXB1w164w@tweekco.uucpjay@tweekco.uucp (Jay Whitley) writes:
|I've read allegations about drugs in chess (allegations about
|Karpov in K-K World Championship, etc.)  Should drug use be
|banned from chess play as it is in athletic events? Should there
|be drug testing?  

Curtis?  Chess on ergot derivatives?  Go I know about.

---
c j silverio
doesn't play chess
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: at the shop
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 08:08:53 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

Ken Johnson, Shop-A-Holic says
: ...today, I bought two sandwiches (lunch), one honey corner, three fruit
: corners, half a litre of freshly squozen orange juice.....
                                   ^^^^^^^
There are those with severe rectal itch who will jump on this. Cave!

Me? - naah. Been there, done that.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  beware of newts!                               |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth)
Subject: Re: dream
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 19:47:34 GMT

gill@maths.tcd.ie (james nolan) writes:
> I have a dream,a dream of mutant killer teddy bears.
> They are everywhere,I nead help,Please someone help ME!
>   

sioux and i would love to help you.  killing mutant teddy bears is one
of our hobbies.  however, you are very far away, so we can't.

				cathy
From: bungle@cellar.org (GasTruck Guy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: GasTruck Guy Speaks
Date: 27 Jan 93 04:10:19 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system



     GasTruck Guy has no time for pity.  GasTruck Guy sees that he
is surrounded by a putrid sea of falsehoods and deadly deceptions.
Above all else, GasTruck Guy seeks the truth.

     In the morning when you rise to your bleached-out sun, do you
thank your worthless god for the pleasure of spending yet another
day on his precious Planet of Love?  Thank not your god.  Thank
the Angel of Death for allowing you to survive the night when so
many have perished.  Many are called.  Few are chosen.  One succeeds.

    Home is where you hang yourself.




            *** GasTruck Guy has spoken ***
From: franklir@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Ryan J Franklin )
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 10 word story
Date: 21 Jan 93 08:02:43 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson

In her haste, she neglected to mention the rabid dogs.
---
In retrospect, setting my house on fire was slightly premature.
---
Later they realized that the badgers had not been fed.
--
I was horrified.  Everyone was.  But she did it anyway.

--
The story you have just read | "By the time they got the elevator going an
is true.  Only the names are |  hour later, I had dead bodies all around
changed to protect Ryan, and |  me--and man, that just wasn't any fun at all."
franklir@gas.uug.arizona.edu |     'Cheap Perfume Kills 6!' _WWN_, 11/17/92
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: an6946@anon.penet.fi (Hieronymous Bitch)
Subject: A Trend Towards Woolworth's
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: talk.bizarre
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 17:47:44 GMT

( Five and { Ten ) word story }



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From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: Message for Justin Sol.
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 93 06:27:28 GMT

In article <1993Jan24.022712.37608@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> mbm3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MARTIN BERNARD MUSHRUSH) writes:
>In article <1993Jan23.180854.6494@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (
>fun fun fun boy) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan23.061810.50669@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> mbm3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (M
>ARTIN BERNARD MUSHRUSH) writes:
>>>-M.
>if you really have a desire to read the truly interesting and bizarre, you can
>find it here, but it sure takes a lot of looking sometimes.  Besides, you and
>I both know that I was speaking in glittering generalities...
>-M.

OH. i'm so sorry. really. i like glitter, a lot. sprinkled on my hot sweaty
naked body. would you be interested? i sure wish i didn't have to print
out every posting and read them by brail. ascii just doesn't seem the same
as when i could see. but i keep 'looking' anyway...  
if i weren't so bummed i would be better a flaming now. i think it's
someone else's turn anyway. where's carasso when you need him. (israel).
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