HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 92 05:32:04 GMT


In a previous article, sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Example: Red meat is bad for your health.  
>Statement 1: Anyone who eats red meat is stupid.
>Statement 2: Red meat is bad for you.

 sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu -- anagram (@=t)
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From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Seven Letter rot13 pair
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 16:39:10 GMT

"nowhere" and "abjurer"

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Nysinra, rot13 Psycho)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Iron Maiden:Powerslave
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: what used to be the Monitor Channel
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 20:43:47 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <omsu0s0@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>If someone can explain this to me, I'll be eternally grateful.
>
>We were sleepless and bored Friday night.  We went channel-
>surfing to see if we could find anything worth watching.  We 
>watched a Spanish-language dubbed Bugs Bunny.  We surfed some
>more.  Channel 58 looked interesting.  It had a mock space-ship
>control panel, with pulsing bands of color, and a screen showing
>a fractal landscape fly-by.  The screen switched to spiralling
>rotating abstract patterns.
>
>"Lance!" I said.  "Somebody beat you to it!  Somebody else is
>using public-access cable to show all-night trip videos.  Find
>out who this is.  We have to write to them."
>
>Lance looked it up in the cable book.  "It's the Monitor Channel," 
>he said.  "Satellite."
>
>Then it showed the NASA Mars fly-by animation.  Then it showed
>what must have been somebody's thesis work, on the magnetic
>fields surrounding a star.  "They stole all of this!"  Lance
>said.  "It's all SIGGRAPH stuff."
>
>The screen switched to a star field rushing out, with reddish
>cloudy stuff over it.  The soundtrack changed to a voice-over.
>The voices were garbled, but sometimes they said things like this:
>    "We're coming for you, Bob Glurblemumfle."
>    "We're coming for you, Tom Cruise."
>    "We're coming for you, Michael Jordan."
>    "We're coming for you, Sally Gleeblewobble."
>
>The last names were garbled, except for those two.  For a while,
>I thought it must have been Negativland.  But it was too NewAgey
>and not political enough to have been Negativland.
>
>We got annoyed with the soundtrack after it started doing long
>recitations from Frederic Brown, and put on Eno instead.
>Eventually we got bored with 3d computer animation, and surfed
>again.  We found the Cable Co-op news channel, and learned that
>the Monitor Channel was the Xtian Science Monitor, and it had
>gone out of business.  
>
>Okay.  So it's been replaced by something even more FUCKING BIZARRE 
>than the Christian Scientists.  I have no clue if this replacement 
>is specific to Palo Alto Cable Co-op, or if it's national.  Net-land
>is just going to have to clue me in.  Two days later, it's STILL
>showing the same stuff.  Yow.


I would be willing to bet at least a couple of quatloos that what you
are seeing is the promo stuff for the Sci-Fi Channel, which is due to
start broadcasting on September 14.

Here in Boston, the Christian Scientists haven't relinquished their
channel yet, and they are showing reruns of their old shows.

But now I'm reminded that I must call Framingham Cablevision and nag 
them about the Sci-Fi Channel.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:26078 rec.humor:26141
From: rone@nunki.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
Subject: Re: GERMAN CLASS
Date: 14 Aug 1992 17:36:36 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: nunki.usc.edu

In article <1992Aug14.222837.5369@video.rogers.com> gschenk@video.rogers.com (Gerry Schenk) writes:
[who cares what he writes]

Such blather from someone who still uses the Korn shell.  Tsk Tsk.

5150
tcsh user since 2/92
From: drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: open message to Carasso
Date: 14 Aug 92 07:19:17 GMT
Organization: Whatever Floats Your Boat

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) said: 
-Roger,
-	I've put /alt\./h:j in my killfile.  This will probably keep me from
-reading a lot of your postings.
-
-Mark., it'll keep the blood pressure down, too; was this Bedno's idea, btw?
-gooley@netcom.com

Actually, as the newsfeed here tends to backlog, and I occasionally find
myself with 500+ messages to read in t.b, killing each individual cross-posted
to an alt group article just wasn't worth the length of time.

I'm happy to report that killfile processing is much faster now, and results
in more killed articles.  And if I'm missing anything important, I'm not
noticing it.

						if you have nothing to
						say, say it somewhere else

-- 
     David Bedno		       	             drseuss@gorn.echo.com
      "Take off that Reagan mask and get back into bed." - Timmy Rotarian 
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From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: Anagram
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 06:35:08 GMT

mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Tar") writes:

] 
] Ranjit and I discovered yesterday, to our great disappointment, that my
] name contains no `T', and so there are no anagrams of my name that refer
] to Nostradamus.
] --
] 
]                 And for to see, and eke for to be seye
] MTark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 


i already regret doing this

BoB
teCh
'Be BotCh' 'e, ChaBBot?' 'Bet BoCh'


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: It's a shame that Salvador Dali is dead
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 13:42:23 GMT

bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney) writes:

>My roomate got hit by a car last week.  He was riding his bike 
>down a long downhill and a cyclist-blind idiot turned in front 
>of him.  Luckily, he wasn't seriously injured and only received 
>a nasty case of roadrash on his arms and hips. 
>Last night, he woke up to a severe pain in his right arm. The 
>wound had been healing quite well lately, so he assumed that 
>he had rolled over on it and torn the rather massive scab. He 
>turned on the light and was disturbed to discover a large trail 
>of ants leading from the floor up to his arm.

Continuing with the "roommates-and-ants" theme...

My roommate Matt likes to eat cereal out of the box as a snack.
The other day he sitting on the couch watching T.V. with a big
box of Mueslix when he noticed an ant crawling on his arm.
Thinking that it came from the couch, he nonchalantly brushed it
off.  The same thing happened a couple more times over the next
twenty minutes.  He then got up and came into my room to ask me
a question and brought his box of cereal with him (can't you
just tell where this is going?).  While he was talking to me,
he found another ant crawling on his hand.  "What the fuck!" he
said, then looked in the box to notice that it was crawling with
ants.

He went into his bathroom to wash out his mouth and said that
two ants came out of his mouth into the sink.

>No, I'm not making this up.

Neither am I.

mark
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Neuromancer")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Marble in shower
Date: 15 Aug 92 18:30:08 GMT
	<Bt14BL.MJz@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM's message of 15 Aug 92 14:30:45 GMT

In article <Bt14BL.MJz@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>   Having stepped on my daughter's Tinkertoys more than a few times,

    It is well-known that the most toy that is most excruciating to step
on is the 2x4 lego brick.

--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
From: greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak)
Subject: Re: pest in bed, pest in space, pest for the needs of his countrymen
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 14:39:53 GMT

In article <9208131831.AA01306@helium> dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
}Instead we elected a pair of yahoos who promised to conserve, and instead
}ate our seed corn.

You have only yourself to blame for that, right? You didn't overthrow
the government. Just like the miserable children of Baghdad have only
their parents to blame for not overthrowing Saddam.

I hope your children buy your logic, and piss on your grave.

You witless, soulless bastard. All your introspection, and you call
yourself a "liberal"? You're a typical new-age fascist; you might
as well be blaming the world's misery on bad karma. No moral
responsibility. Everyone has only themselves to blame.

You do, with all your introspective power, realize that by your logic,
the Jews were responsible for the Holocaust? Of course, you'll
probably weasel out of that admission rather than have the guts to say
"that's right, that's what I think", but that would be only typical.
Now get back to your nest and don't forget to take the tricyclics.


                greg

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From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: Dave Polewka's date calcs
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 04:41:51 GMT


In a previous article, kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos) says:

>     Could you please feed these numbers into your date
>calculator and let me know when Armageddon will arrive.
>     Total worldwide population increases
>.....every year ... by 91,040,000 people

O.K., it's like this, see:
You can't control population unless you have a solid economy.
You can't build a solid economy (or clean up the environment,
for that matter) when you're still fighting wars.  
So, the key is to smash the war problem.
O.K., now, since you can't lay down your government shtick without
doin' the war thing, then just put the KIBOsh on your G-shtickers!
See?  Simple, common sense.
-- 
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From: rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: the glory days of the republican party
Date: 19 Aug 1992 19:53:54 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <opa3kvk@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>If I were a teenager in 1964, you BET I'd have smoked pot,
...
>I am disenfranchised.

Who cares. Let's smoke pot anyways.


5150
needs to make a trip soon to vermont and pico (whoops, is that a net.dea.agent
	i see?  gotta run)
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: best in bed
Date: 21 Aug 92 01:37:52 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division

In article <920817.115153@acad.UUCP> Morrisa_Sherman@autodesk.com writes:
>Among the men, I would have to definitely say that it isn't nj.  Nope.  
>Not by any stretch of the imagination.  Don't let my satisfied grin fool 
>you; it's an act.  Nor the way I cannot keep my hands off his luscious 
>frame, I just do that to make him think I still want him.  Really. I 
>can't bear the sight of his exquisite face. No, I can't. I just want him 
>for his money. You don't want to bother to try him out.  Honest.  He is 
>not in the slightest bit fabulous. He is nowhere near delectable, or 
>magnificent, or delightful. I can quit any time I want to.  I have been  
>known to go 3 minutes at a time without thinking of him.  He's not worth 
>it. Unh uh.  Nein. Nyet.  You wouldn't like to sleep with him.  He's 
>just my cross to bear, so pity me.



Oh ghod.

That's my son she's talking about, there.

Narcisso!! What did i tell you about having girls in your room when you
should be studying?

-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Followup-To: junk
Date: 21 Aug 1992 16:39:54 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu

In article <1992Aug21.202127.11382@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
>Ok, look Christine set's up for a good joke, and YOU FUCKERS GO and
>psychoanalyze the situation.  JESUS, just say "YOU CHRISTINE"
>and be done with it, JESUS!

That would be the Newbie Way of solving the situation.

5150
nuff said
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From: ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz)
Subject: Re: The First Letter Of Each Line: Andrew J Solberg
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 10:38:19 GMT

>>Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!"
>>Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
>>andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
>>Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill
>
>The quote in your sig file is the product of time-altered mythology.  The
>original quote, which I got from reliable sources, was as follows:  Lady Astor
>at a formal dinner party said "If I were your wife I'd poison your tea", to
>which Mr. Churchill replied "Fuck you, bitch".
>
>Somehow, it was altered to it's current folkloric form.
>: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************

Mr. Churchill was very drunk at a party.  The hostess, outraged, exclaimed:
"Mr. Churchill, you are drunk!"
He replied: "And you, madam, are ugly.  In the morning, I shall be sober."
From: drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 100 words
Keywords: anal, retentive, compulsive, AA
Date: 19 Aug 92 18:49:50 GMT
Organization: The Here and Now

jennyb@triton.unm.edu (Jenny Ballmann) said: 
-The challenge: [ by me ]
->The words: alabaster, voodoo, lyrical, defenestrate
->The condition: the story must be in alphabetical order
-
-An agile, animated alabaster bandit boy buried coppery Corinthian 
-cutlass, darting defendedly.  "Defenestrate desperadoes!", "Dictators die, 
-Duke!", each ejaculated. [etc.]

I'm sorry, you lose.  Starting with "An agile" you completely lose all
sense of alphabetical order, and the situation does not improve from 
there.  But thank you for playing, and we'll see that you get a copy of
our home game.

					all alphabetical; in order the words

-- 
      David Bedno		   	             drseuss@gorn.echo.com
		"Well shit eat, dude."  - Starcap'n Ra
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From: cocoa@iat.holonet.net (little 'e')
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Followup-To: alt.dev.null
Organization: The Chocolate Factory
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 03:09:31 GMT


In article <1992Aug20.174151.7198@asuvax.eas.asu.edu> ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
>     Hey, t.b's 'e'z, ain't it, little 'e'?
>Nothing to it.  Post a cliche, and oh yes, direct
>the followups to misc.test as you so cleverly did.

misc.test followups?  what is misc.test?  I'm just a newbie, you know. 

>     Hon, chocolate may be the cat's meow
>in soc.singles, but it don't quite get it
>over here.

That's o.k. Starcap, I'm already getting all I want.  


Just me,

little 'e'


*  *  *   Chocolatier at Arms, and Castle Wetware Liason            *  *  *


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From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 04:43:34 GMT


In a previous article, cabizon@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov (THOMAS BIZON) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^         

>May Elvis be with you!!!!!!!!!!!

 cabizon@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov -- anagram (@=a)
***********************************************
  CNN LIVE: "CARASSO.  LOG 10, ZAMBIA."
***********************************************

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From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: Uncle Lou's Sayings (1)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.autos
Originator: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu
Keywords: pepper
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 16:48:31 GMT


   "Pepper has no nutritional value."
				 Uncle Lou


john

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From: rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Enlighten the Danes
Date: 15 Aug 1992 22:37:42 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1992Aug16.011206.6149@daimi.aau.dk> pilgrim@daimi.aau.dk (Jakob G}rdsted) writes:
>Who is Jimmy Hoffa? 

I'm sure Jimmy Hoffa doesn't know who you are either.


5150
he's dead, jim
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Re: Personal questions I've received from various people via e-mail
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 17 AUG 92 12:08:44    

In article <1992Aug15.204919.12122@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil>, dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes...

[CRs inserted ...]
>In article <1992Aug9.033039.17394@athena.cs.uga.edu> milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>>Christ, where do you people come from?  Is this what it 
>>means when someone      bitches about being "mail-bombed"?  
>>I've elected to post the answers to certain
>>questions here, rather than responding to the individuals 
>>involved.  Saves time,and all.
> 
>He's just a loser

I don't know who I'm going to vote for but I'll bet these 2 guys 
finish 1-2 when we hold our 'Most Totally Clueless Person on the Net' 
election.

John G. Heim                                 Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu

"If there's something wrong with the computer, it's sophisticated diagnostics 
will notify you of the situation by assuming an appearance that, for the most
part, is dark and lifeless." - The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific
From: dac@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toast
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 22:52:50 GMT
Reply-To: munnari!labtam!eyrie!prolix!dac
FollowUp-To: talk.bizarre
 <1992Aug10.001734.26836@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> <12926@inews.intel.com> <1992Aug13.044641.29047@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>
Keywords: 
Organization: More like Dis~, really.

In article <1992Aug13.044641.29047@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, Dave Polewka writes:

>  parrish@helios.ecn.purdue.edu -- anagram (@=a)
> ************************************************
>   RIDE IN DEEP, UHURU!!  HELP CARASSO!!!!
> ************************************************
> 
> help!  i cant stop!!

He's fallen down, and he can't get up.

Great.

                  usenet.ins.cwru.edu - anagram

                       unwise reused cunt

Natch.

Dac
--
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:  Dancing with Mack
Distribution: world
Date: 20 Aug 92 21:06:40 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <c+#nyvh.chaos@netcom.com> chaos@netcom.com (chaos) writes:
>
>and to think i was expecting 
>an article from Mark "Head Catamite" Lippert

>being for the benefit of Mark "Hey get your hands off my login" Lippert

Chaos, Chaos, Chaos, baaabe, loveeey, schnugums. This is AAAAmmerica!
Nobody owns ANYTHING exclusively except their own body lice.

Scritch, scratch love the lash!

--

"So I'm minding my own business...no, really. | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 And I see him, the HIM in big impressive     | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 letters. And he owns me, I mean the way      |
 pigeons own N.Y...damn I'm had again."       |
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Do you people have jobs?
Date: 15 Aug 92 14:12:35 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <fulton.713817107@copper>, fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
> In <BszHFx.MJ@news.larc.nasa.gov> fuhrmann@avd20.larc.nasa.gov (Henri D. Fuhrmann) writes:
> 
>>Hhmm ?
> 
> Why, yes.  I get paid a small but reasonable amount of money to sit in
> front of a computer eight hours a day and read news.  Does that answer
> your question?
> 
> ben
> fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
> will be president for food
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: han@anadolu.michigan.com (hasan.b.mutlu) -- anagrams (@=h)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 23:01:16 GMT




  ##################################################################
  ### han@anadolu.michigan.com (hasan.b.mutlu) -- anagrams (@=h) ###
  ### ********************************************************** ###::
  ###  1.  A cannibal must munch a mad hooligan!!  Huh!!         ###::
  ###  2.  Um, Hannah---can a Hindu stomach a li'l gumbo??       ###::
  ###  3.  Bush and Clinton, Ma'am!  Laugh, u maniac!  Hoh!!     ###::
  ### ********************************************************** ###::
  ##################################################################::
     :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

-- 
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"Endeavor to persevere"
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bower@pecan.cns.udel.edu (Tyson Bower)
Subject: Re: MORMON HANDBOOK ON MASTURBATION
Keywords: beat off, spew, jism
Organization: University of Delaware, Newark
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 17:22:18 GMT

So what do we do after we've managed to fill in a whole page?  Do we
take it to McDonalds and win a free shake?  Or must it be mailed in
somewhere?

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: dream analysis
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 06:27:37 GMT

rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:

] In article <rozental.24.713518774@cc.und.ac.za> rozental@cc.und.ac.za (Nathan Rosentals) writes:
] >In article <odbttkc@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
] >     [ dream stuff deleted .. ]
] >Surely this belongs in alt.dreams ?
] 
] No it doesn't.  And stop calling cj Shirley.
] 
] 5150
] legare made me do it



damn. 

now i owe him a quarter.

BoB
teCh
just working to keep the L.C.D. up

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Boom Boom
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 01:35:47 GMT


I just saw a commercial for "Rap Musk."  I sat on the edge of my seat
waiting for the Energizer Rabbit to make an appearance.

I'm still waiting.


Mark "Going" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre