From: allane@earth.gas.unsw.OZ.AU (Allan H. Evans)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: fucking BDI motorcycle drivers
Summary: Geoff is exposed, wearing a hat while driving a Rambler
Keywords: Hats, Ramblers, Bikes
Date: 9 Nov 92 01:19:43 GMT
Reply-To: allane@earth.gas.unsw.OZ.AU
Organization: School of Geography, UNSW.

geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller) writes:
>
>[Bandy has a run in with a BDI on a bike]
>
>drinckes@nzl.abk.nec.co.jp writes:
>>
>> Would you like all us bikers/motorcyclists to post whenever a car driver
>> (cager/tin top) slacks us off?
>>
>> Chill out dude!

[Geoff opens fire with all barrels...]
>
> [BDI on two wheels...] Asshole drivers aren't 
> restricted to any particular number of wheels.  Can you grasp that, or shall
> we get out the water cannons?
>
>What's all this thin-skinned crap I see from you motorcycle types lately,
>anyway? I never even heard the term "cager" until about a year ago -- 
>and before you say it, no, it's not because I don't get out enough. 

Aw, c'mon Geoff. You just drive around in an insulated steel cage because
you are actually soft at the core. Driving a car can be fun, granted, but
actually RIDING something (bikes, women, sheep...) is getting much more
involved. Get out there and FEEL the breeze.

>"Cagers" this, and "cagers" that, those "Kill a Biker -- Go To Jail" bumper 
>stickers, etc.
> If you pansies are so bloody nervous, ...

Nothing to do with nerves. It is just that the highways are populated with 
brain-dead lobotrons that don't pay any attention to anything smaller than
a Mack truck, as you are surely aware from the plethora of BDI articles that
grace the bytes of this group.

Besides, the overuse of the term "cager" probably arises from
too many wanabe bikers reading Easyriders, rather than any widespread case
of the nerves.

> ...perhaps you should 
>trade in your obnoxious, noise-polluting toys for '63 Rambler station wagons
 
Most '63 Rambler station wagons that I have come across ARE noise polluting.
In addition, they tend to smoke and wheeze and have drivers that wear hats. 
Besides, the extended IQ suppression that seems to affect people that get 
behind the wheel of a "cage" can sometimes be lifted temporarily by a large,
loud, low-frequency blast of twin-cylinder exhaust. We are doing the driving
public a favour. Sort of like free coffee on the road.

>before you end up paralyzed from the eyebrows down, dreaming about bedpans 
>and spending the rest of your lives working on your bedsore collections 
>because you got tense and smarted off to an automobile driver.

This is perhaps a worry. One should merely pull out a large handgun and blow the
slimey buttfuckers lobotomized head off. Of course, it is wise to make sure 
you get out of the way quickly then. 

>And before you're tempted to spout off at a "cager" once too often on
>the road, please remember that you're just a flick of the wrist away
>from being turned into so many kilos of dog food.  Your balls are in our
>hands.  Don't make us want to squeeze.

And Geoff, please take that hat off when you drive.

>"Cagers," my ass.
>
>Geoff

Al
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