Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: IN _____ THEY HAVE ___ DIFFERENT WORDS FOR ________
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Date: 11 Sep 92 15:50:33 MST
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Icarus writes:
> [..list deleted..]
> In talk.bizarre we have 2 different words for newbies.
> In alt.cascade we have to stiff esperanto for dogs with rabies.
> In misc.test they have still different words for test-tube babies.
> In rec.food they have 40 different words for spaghetti-flavored ladies.
> In hick.brew they have poorly affluent birds with ready-tailored scabies.
> In alt.fan.motley-crue they have curly flatulent nerds with stolen frisbees.
> In soc.college they have 20 easily redolent words for cornmeal krispies.
> In comp.ai they have have 3 succulent words for CONS fed lisp-ies.
> In rumpus.room they have free bucking herds for bombs and whispers.
> In pompous.rome they have three talking heads for tombs and sisters.
> In biz.wanted they have 13 toking Deadheads, 4 plumes, and a system.
> In liz.eyes.slanted they have 4 smoking well feds, 2 legumes and a cistern.
> In whiz.on.floor they have 8 joking bellhops, 4 spitoons, and a blister.
> In talk.rumors they have 17 parking lots, 2 boats, and JFK's whiskers.
> In talk.abortion they have 23 honey pots, 3 coats and Jackie's hangers.
> In alt.drugs they have 80 crack huts, 4 cats, and wacky stranglers.
> In alt.cascade they have 2 cascades, n rats and tacky stragglers.
> In alt.fan.ozzie they have 3 blood stains, 2 bats and 17 lousy head-bangers.
> In misc.tanning they have 4 burn states, 5 cataracts, and 56 mouse fangs.
> In alt.war.politics they have 3 pet hates, 12 arms pacts, and 2 big bangs.
> 
>Greg Franklin:
> In soc.veterans they have 7 prostates, an alms tax, and 41 big bands.
>Icarus:
> In talk.ieee.trans they have 8 tri-states, a pico-vax and 19 NOT NANDS.
Greg Franklin:
 In alt.sex.motel they have 23 room rates, a hot sax, and 4 sweaty hands.

> Take that! Oh ye net waterfall freakies!
> What's that? Oh, she bet Butterball turkeys!
> Pats fat? Oh, sheba stutters well, friskies !
> Pot's fun? Oh, she sent warming biscuits!
> Pol's won ? Oh, he made many spelling miskates!
> Whole one? No, we are only selling retakes!
> Roll on ?, you're only shelling tea-cakes!
> Coal town? You're only smelling milkshakes! 
> Fall down! Cure any lingering backaches.
> Tall mound? Serve mainly crinkled fudge cakes.
> Wall round? Carve ungainly turkey sludge shakes.
> Hall sound? Proven vainly to rookie grunge flakes.
> Mall crowd? Women waving to preppie garage mates.
> Mal, Grand! Seamen having top yuppie marriage rates.
>Greg Franklin:
> Bad land! Freemen padding their bungee carriage seats. 
>Icarus:
> Ayn Rand! Treemen cladding their gucci garbage sheets.
Greg Franklin:
 Bandstand! Trot out Clark, they're gutting Garbo's feet.
-- 
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