HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: phil@eos.arc.nasa.gov (Phil Stone)
Subject: Re: ANYONE LOOKS GOOD IN JEANS
Organization: Concerned Citizens Against Forced Buggery
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 01:12:37 GMT

In article <spwot> gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
>In article <n^12> ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
>>     Well I'd never worn them before, but just
>>last night I did for the first time, and I found
>>out that I look *like the kind of guy who needs
>>to have his ass fondled* in Dockers.
>
>You'd probably have pretty good luck in San Francisco too, if you're
>into that sort of thing. 

Some of you out there are probably thinking that Heston is just a
redneck goober spouting the same old homophobic lameass jokes about
this nation's most beautiful city, but YOU'RE WRONG!

All those stories about San Francisco...they don't even begin to tell
the real truth.  Why, I can hardly get from my car to my house without
being raped by roving gangs of opportunistic queers.  I stepped out to
check the mail last Tuesday, and BLAMMO! - I was buggered before I knew
my jeans were ripped.  I'm getting pretty tired of it, I tell you.

Tourists at Fisherman's Wharf frequently have their anal virginity
robbed right in front of horrified family members (whatever you do,
DON'T GO INTO THE WAX MUSEUM!)  City Hall is completely overrun, and
most Board of Supervisors meetings degenerate into writhing masses of
sodomy before they get any work done; I wouldn't mind this so much if
I weren't paying for it with my hard-earned tax dollars.

Don't get me wrong; I like living here.  It's just that I don't
think I can remain heterosexual much longer.  The pressure to convert
is just too great.  Thank your lucky stars there are no homosexuals
anywhere but San Francisco, or you'd find out what hell it is co-
existing with them!

Don't move here, whatever you do!


		Phil (kick your keys over to Van Ness, hyuk hyuk)
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Coincidence?
Date: 24 Dec 92 03:06:43 GMT
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.

And the heavens opened, and the heathen spoke:

---------------------------
Ia'm posting this whilst listening to ``I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue'' on
Radio 4[*].  The frightening thing is, that I haven't.

Got a clue that is.

Jon

[*] For those poor, unenlightened colonials and foreigners who don't
live within the boundaries of this green and sceptred isle, ``I'm Sorry
I Haven't A Clue'' is the best humourous programme an BBC Radio 4.  The
basic premise of the programme is a panel of various immensely funny
(and possible insane) famous people have to take part in a range of
games with either few or no rules.  It is very funny.  It should be
England's greatest export.  Unfortunately, most non-nationals would be
hard pressed to understand much of the humour.
-- 
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Jon Knight, Research Student in High Performance Networking and Distributed
Systems in the Department of _Computer_Studies_ at Loughborough University.
** I can't even talk to you without the aid of chemicals or lies. - Pele **
------------------------------

Only non-nationals would consider this isle to be green and sceptred.

But then, they haven't got a clue.

L.

** Has anyone bought our album? - Pele **
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Wiring
Date: 30 Dec 1992 00:23:05 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

While making minor changes to local signal wiring, I accidentally switched
a program distribution pair (C-left) with the white/red pair from the
thermostat, and I now have Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers going into
the furnace.

I think I like it this way.
--scott
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From: adams@isis.cshl.org (Chris Adams)
Subject: don't clog the clocks
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 23:57:25 GMT


I opened my mailbox on saturday
and found a copy of utne reader.
I could stop right here and make
it a short, shamefuck whatever,
but I went even grosser and opened
it...even read a little...

the ads section contained a note
from a group of people who want to 
create a jim morrison stamp a la
elvis...

the name of the organization is:
"lick my fire"


--
this is all...
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: ALL POINTS BULLETIN - ZED
Date: 29 Dec 1992 05:29:28 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: asp.cs.berkeley.edu

		WANTED - ZED

Anyone possessing specific information regarding the current
whereabouts of one Zed, also known as "Edward Lopez," "Edward
X," and "Ed the Rat," is asked to direct it to (510) THE-H0LY -
note that zero, folks - AT ONCE.  This is a matter of public
safety!  Defendant is wanted in California for a New Year's
party - a horrible affair, committed without regard for public
decency or Christian morals.

Please, folks.  We need to find this man.  Only you can help.

c
From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Posting private email (was Re: ssc: sioux s. conf.)
Date: 21 Dec 92 19:41:19 GMT
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA

In article <1992Dec14.182343.4482@scott.skidmore.edu>, ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
> 
>      kisses to you and yours this holiday season. and go ahead and put
> it in your signature......fuck society, man. :)
                            ^^^^ ^^^^^^^
    And this from a woman who owns monogrammed sweaters... <* PLONK!! *>
  
> 						sioux 

                                             
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From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Rictus Hep, Guitar Hero
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 15:57:20 GMT


"I'VE GOT *FUNGUS* ON MY FINGERS!"

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dave@snitor.sni.ca (Dave Till)
Subject: Re: A review of this post
Organization: watch this space
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 15:21:14 GMT

In article <BzzLDG.M9n@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>, Ben Fulton writes:
>Not a bad post.  Starts off a little slowly, but quickly the reader becomes
>aware of a subtle recursion, a sense that not all is coming together in a
>strictly linear way; and as the reader continues deeper into the post, the 
>understanding comes that the post is referring to itself!.

--Dave "lather, rinse, repeat" Till
  .help .stamp .out .sigs
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From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony Datri)
Subject: Re: Bachelor Salad
Keywords: groan
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 23:39:15 GMT

#include ObSabbathRatSalad.h
-- 

======================================================================8--<
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From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: pi envy
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 22 Dec 92 13:57:18 CST


In article <1992Dec18.160129.4223@telesciences.com>, srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant) writes:
> In article <1992Dec15.000657.17089@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
> >
> >Somewhere between puberty and college, I memorized 26 places of pi.

blah blah blah...

> >I somehow managed to remain quite impressed with myself until I met
> >a nice Italian girl from Joliet who knew 50 places of pi.
> >
> >Life hasn't been the same since.
> 
> 
> Did you marry her or kill her?
> -- 

Neither. I did, however, kill a significant number of my own cerebral neurons.

I also relinquished the juvenile fantasty* that one's intrinsic worth to
society was in any way proportional to the number of places of pi that
one knew.

I hoped that that little vignette would prevent some of the discussion that
in fact ensued.

I guess one never entirely outgrows one's juvenile fantasties.


* This word is correctly speeled.
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From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: xmas report
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 06:17:48 GMT

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>My parents were not talking again.  They divided the tree into halves
>and decorated them individually.  During Christmas dinner, my sister
>bragged about how much beer she could drink, and complained about how
>little money my parents spent on her gifts.
>--scott
>   (who sat, softly humming Humoresque for three days)

My mother-in-law ran away from home on four days before Xmas.  My 
grandmother-in-law "canceled" Xmas.  My wife blew off wrapping the 
presents until Xmas Eve eve, and then said she didn't "feel good"
and could I do it -- I finished up at about 5:00 am.  We all showed 
up at her grandmother's house anyway on Xmas Eve, as tradition dictates, 
but she would not allow us to bring alcohol into the house.  An uncle 
and I spent Xmas Eve "checking the cars for vandals" so we could go out 
a slam a beer or a couple shots.  This didn't even begin cut the tension
in the air for me.

The turkey on my plate absorbed two ladles of gravy and was still dry as
a bone but at least there was no food poisoning this year.
--
!cat .signature
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From: russ@math.okstate.edu (R. Nomad)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Organization: Aggie? What precisely is an Aggie?
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 21:49:29 GMT

In <1992Dec29.192054.8100@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:

>My sister married a man named Smith.

>I wonder how much I would have to bribe them to name their first son
>Clitoridectomy Michael Smith, say.

Not EVEN with your new-found salary, Gooley.

-Random
and this is little Clit

-- 
---------------------===Comedy!  Sudden, violent comedy!===--------------------
Russ Smith -- russ@math.okstate.edu  |  "This is the Nineties, Bubba, and
  Don Random of the "Random Gang"    |   there is no such thing as Paranoia.
What a pinhead! Does he not fear us? |   It's all true." -- Hunter S Thompson
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jeremym@ravel.udel.edu (Jeremy A Moskowitz)
Subject: Need Help: Pinball or cigarettes?
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 02:34:01 GMT


I figure if I play $3 a day in pinball, I do worse than smoking
a pack of cigarettes a day at oh, $2.50. 

Do I start smoking tomorrow?
-- 
     // Email: jeremym@brahms.udel.edu------\  Monitor of---------------\
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Re: test article
Reply-To: mikem@nntp.telxon.com
Organization: Testers Inc.
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 20:58:41 GMT

In article <1992Dec30.204310.14058@nntp.telxon.com> mikem@nntp.telxon.com (Michael Molnar) writes:
>This is a test article.  Please ignore.

Well Mike, I sure hope this helps.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcowling@masque.UVic.CA (Scowling Jim Cowling)
Subject: Re: simon
Organization: University of Victoria, Victoria, BC, Canada
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 93 07:58:12 GMT

In article <1hqjj1INNbvt@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>While most people could be said to mature into adulthood,
>Simon merely decayed away from pristine childhood.
>  "I bought three copies of the Superman issue where he
>dies!" he told me excitedly.
>  I intentionally avoided his company for some time
>after that.

So this kid walks into the comic shop, and asks the guy behind the counter
"Do you have any copies of that issue where Superman dies?"
	The guy behind the counter says "Nope.  Sold out last week."
	The kid stares at the ceiling for a few minutes.  "Why don't you have
any left?" he asks.
	The guy behind the counter pauses, thinking.  Then, enunciating slowly,
says "Because -- we -- sold -- out."
	"So why don't you have any left?"
	Then he shot the kid.

-------
Scowling Jim Cowling, Professional Evil Person
Creative Writing Department, University of Victoria (opinions disassociated)
-------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: short very shameful confession
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 05:31:14 GMT

thchemb4@oxford.ac.uk (Tom Weston) writes:
>Jeff Koons, justifying an exhibition showing him screwing his wife, in
>great detail. 

He used to be my roommate.  I still have his floor fan.  I owe him money
but he obviously doesn't remember.  Cool.

Or maybe it wasn't the same guy.
--
!cat .signature
From: robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bachelor Salad
Date: 30 Dec 1992 00:31:02 GMT
Organization: Who knows? Who cares?
NNTP-Posting-Host: halcyon.aero.org
Keywords: groan

In article <1992Dec29.233915.21561@siemens.com> aad@siemens.com (Anthony Datri) writes:
>#include ObSabbathRatSalad.h

Rats are not Kosher. They have no feathers, they don't swim or have scales,
their hooves are not cloven, and they don't chew their cud. They've
also been known to eat pork and shellfish.

Furthermore, you couldn't serve Rat on the Sabbath unless you began
cooking it before sundown on Friday, and even then you'd have
to leave the oven on until sundown on Saturday, by which time of
course you'd have Rat Jerky. Ick.

				R.S.
(I prefer Rat Sorbet, myself.......)


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: the TRUTH of christmas
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 06:39:59 GMT

mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech) writes:
>flannel sheets on a cold night

In the tropics?  Yeah, right.
Ever try to dry clean a mattress.
--
!cat .signature
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: what i want for xmas
Date: 24 Dec 1992 14:43:57 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Dec24.024817.8988@netcom.com> raj@netcom.com (Roger Lee) writes:
>
>>a box with a rewind and fast forward button which would let me edit my life.
>
>if you find one, let me know!

I think the overall editing in my life is fairly good, although not perhaps
as tight as I might wish.  However, I think there is far too much emphasis
on the special effects.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: "A.J. Janschewitz" <p00258@psilink.com>
Subject: Re: Nobody knows!!!
Organization: Performance Systems Int'l
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 15:54:37 GMT
X-Mailer: PSILink-DOS (3.3)

>DATE:   Saturday, 2 Jan 1993 18:52:35 CST
>FROM:   U24493@uicvm.uic.edu
>
>I AM THE GREATEST!!!

You are not. You are the Queen of England, and have been warned to stop 
posting like this. Next time, we won't put the fire out, and we'll print 
all of the pictures of your daughter-in-law.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Test
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 03:56:14 GMT
Reply-To: rmkhome!rmk@merk.com (Rick Kelly)

In article <2935007176.4.p00258@psilink.com> "A.J. Janschewitz" <p00258@psilink.com> writes:
>>DATE:   Thu, 31 Dec 1992 22:30:15 GMT
>>FROM:   arvind mally <armally@pbhyb.PacBell.COM>
>>
>>Hello anybody out there!!!
>>
>No. We are all artificial intelligence programs originating from a 
>homophopic cave in Colorado. Sorry. You are the only one left. Good news 
>is, you can have all the Pop-Tarts, and I think the drugstore is still 
>unlocked. 

Who the fuck are you?

Go back to alt.lick.an.armadillo and forget you ever did this.

-- 

Rick Kelly    rmkhome!rmk@merk.com    merk!rmkhome!rmk    rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: Looking for SWF friend
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Distribution: ne
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 02:28:50 GMT

in alt.personals

manoj@ccs.northeastern.edu (Manoj Saxena) writes:
)Hi,
)	I am 26 year old single Asian male.  I am 5'8 and is currently
)working as a software engineer.

What else?  Poetry Major?

)I enjoy to go out in evenings and weekends.

I enjoy to go out in English and Grammar.

)	I am looking for somebody who can share things with me.

DOIDES? LED's?  HP-28C's? DATA ENTRY RACES?

)please reply early.

yes, reply early.  thousands of girls will be replying and you don't
want to be left out.  It's not every day that a "Manoj Saxena" walks
into your life, ladies.


hi.  have a fish.
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Another Seasonal Song
Date: 27 Dec 92 17:06:18 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,

Now fuck off and die.
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Postmodernette
Date: 3 Jan 1993 22:58:02 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) says:

>________________________
>-anagram this, fuckface-
>------------------------
 -.au traffic hacks mange-
___________________
 -Postmodernette-
-------------------
 -Tormented poets-

>
>Cbyrjxn onvg.
>
  Nal gvzr, Tbbshf.
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
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From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: ANYONE LOOKS GOOD IN JEANS
Organization: Cunning Disguises, Ltd.
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 22:32:30 GMT

In article <1992Dec28.000206.29242@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>
>I look *tough* in jeans.
>
>RICHH

I look nondescript in jeans.

Mark., oh, and I have to get them big thanks to my huge buttocks
gooley@netcom.com
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Finch poetry for the Holidays
Date: 22 Dec 1992 03:37:06 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

Pig, Esmerelda, Finch One and Finch Two
Would like to share their greetings with you.
Rosencrantz, Guilderstern, Ralph, Grinch, Claude
And the other birds with names just as odd
Would (if they could) say "Happy Holidays now
And forever more, if we had our way,
For Christmastime should be here every day!"
Zinc, Sink, and the two nameless finches
(For the lack of a pun which causes you flinches)
Agree with the others that despite your religions
Or lack of same that you should share with the pigeons
Some breadcrumbs or crust from that box of old pizza.
Though they look ugly and sound noneuphoneous
All birds deserve to be feted on Christmas.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
    "Whatever makes the most money will happen." -- Eleanor Glyn
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Xmas breakfast, Scrapple optional
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 19:22:18 GMT

  Catalogs of presents are only as entertaining as the author can
make them.  I'll pass this time, in favor of boring you with details
of our Xmas morning breakfast.

  We woke up before our daughter -- contrary to reason, but Ellery
sleeps as furiously as a rock.  We got the fresh cinnamon rolls (made
the night before) out of the refrigerator and baked them.  When Ellery
woke up, we managed to get some clothes on her before we started opening
the presents and stockings.  We drank milk (coffee for me) and ate
cinnamon rolls, sesame seed candies, and too much chocolate from the
stockings.

  By mid morning we were all feeling rather weird from the post-sugar
crash.  I cooked breakfast, starting with sausages for Karen and Ellery,
then a big plate of scrambled eggs for everyone, then Scrapple for me.
This brings us to the subtext.

  Scrapple is a regressive New England pleasure for indiscriminate 
omnivores.  It contains pork, pork hearts, pork liver -- "everything but
the squeal" -- all ground together with spices and porridge.  I imagine
it was invented by some snowbound Pennsylvanian farmer who, after three
months of nothing to eat but pork sausage and oatmeal, became desperate
enough to combine them.  It comes in firm blocks, which begin to collapse
into mush in the pan as soon as they are heated.  The only way to render
it edible, or indeed susceptible to further cooking, is to fry it until
it becomes brown, crisp, nearly burnt on one side, then flip it and fry 
it until equally crusted and burnt on the other.  At this point it will
hold together well enough to put onto a plate and eat: crispy on the 
outside, mushy and spicy on the inside.

  We always ate Scrapple at the holidays when I was a child, and it
returned to my diet after my brief foray into vegetarianism.  It remains
firmly associated with Xmas in my mind.  I suppose my family ate it because 
my mother came from Philadelphia and grew up with Scrapple.  My wife and 
daughter will not try it, and I do not blame them.  Now that I have looked
over the ingredients list, I would not try it myself had I not grown up
with it.

  For dinner we had baked chicken drumsticks, salad, brown rice, baked 
tofu patties, pecan pie, and chocolate ice cream.  No big turkey, lamb,
or ham.  Hippie food for ex-vegetarians.

  -- Clifton

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"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR
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From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: **HOW TO AUTOMATICLY POST LIKE HAMZA SALAH!!!**
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 02:46:17 GMT

In <1992Dec31.014121.20450@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>If you get 100 points you
>become a jedi Hamaz and can go to hamas rallies and pass out racist
>material jam packed with lies.

Myself, I prefer racist material jam on toast, with a little butter.

Congratulations on losing another account, and special congratulations for
taking the entire site out with you!  Now, come up with a new joke, or
just fuck off and die.
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I just gots to know.
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 12:33:47 GMT
 <gerald.724795624@manning>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

In article <gerald.724795624@manning>, Gerald Oskoboiny writes:

I can't help it. Every time I see 'Oskoboiny', I think of Oingo
Boingo, and from then on it's a case of humming 

'Good king Leonardo, 
 Leonardo Lion. 
 King of Bongo Congo, 
 a hero lion of iron'

Which is sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick!

Dac
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