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From: Theron.Stanley@p0.f8.n373.z1.FIDONET.ORG (Theron Stanley)
Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
Subject: QRAM 4 sale
Date: Tue, 08 Sep 92 16:19:00 CDT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:373/8.0 - The Alabama Inferno, Huntsville AL


QRAM V1.0 by Quarterdeck. Includes Manifest Memory Analyzer ($59.95
value). High memory manager and extended memory manager for 8088,
8086, and 80286 PC's using EMS4 or EEMS expanded memory or C&T shadow
RAM. Original package, manuals, 5 1/4 disks, and registration cards.
Never loaded or registered. $15.00.

==================================
Prices do not include shipping or COD.
Call (205)881-0701 for more info.




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From: Theron.Stanley@p0.f8.n373.z1.FIDONET.ORG (Theron Stanley)
Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
Subject: Mean Streets (IBM) 4 sale
Date: Tue, 08 Sep 92 16:18:20 CDT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:373/8.0 - The Alabama Inferno, Huntsville AL


Mean Streets - by Access Software. Hercules, CGA, EGA, and VGA (256
colors)! Realsound digitized sound plays real music, sound effects,
and speech from your PC speaker - no sound card needed! Great
interactive detective game with great graphics and sound! In original
box with all manuals, registration, and original 5 1/4 disks.
Excellent condition. Asking $15.

==================================
Prices do not include shipping or COD.
Call (205)881-0701 for more info.




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Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
From: sims@sauron.msfc.nasa.gov (Herb Sims)
Subject: Electric Stove for sale
Keywords: for sale
Organization: NASA/MSFC
Date:  8 Sep 92 16:33:37 GMT

For Sale:  One electric stove. Gold in color.  WOrks great.  The house
I am moving to has gas appliances, that is the reason for the low price of
$50.

Call after 5 PM - 650-0177 (here in Huntsville)

Herb

Newsgroups: hsv.forsale,ingr.forsale
From: wilsonk@infonode.ingr.com (Keith Wilson)
Subject: miscellaneous items
Organization: Intergraph Corporation, Huntsville, AL.
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 17:29:39 GMT

Deluxe baby carriage featuring sun roof:	$35.00  (pink in color)

Admission to Busch Gardens in Tampa,FL:		$10.00  (regular price $30.00)

20" Push Lawn Mower: no longer need two    	$50.00  (test drive on my lawn
							 any/every weekend)

Square (3 bundles) of black fiberglass shingles	$15.00

Keith x3415
Newsgroups: ingr.forsale,hsv.forsale
From: haefner@infonode.ingr.com (Mark W. Haefner)
Subject: ATLANTA BRAVES TICKETS!!!
Organization: Intergraph Corporation, Huntsville, AL.
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 16:37:55 GMT

I have two (2) "Braves" tickets for sale. They're playing the S.F. Giants.

The tickets are for the evening game of Sept.29, 1992. This is a Tuesday
night, which is why I'm not going myself. But for any hardcore Braves fans
this may not be a problem. The game begins at 7:40 PM EST.

They are "great seats". Upper deck on the 3rd base side, row 2. The seats
are near where the infield clay ends and the outfield grass begins. You'd
be right on the rail of the upper deck. For anyone who has a diagram of
Fulton County Stadium, the seats are "Upper Deck, Row 2, seats 109 & 110".

You cannot obtain any better seats for any remaining Braves games, if you 
can get them at all.

The price is $10 a ticket for a total of $20. Thats slightly less than what 
I paid for them via ticket master. I repeat, these are great seats!

You can reach me during the day at ext. 4544 for Intergraph employee's,
or at 730-4544 for outside callers. If I'm not there, please leave
your name and where I can contact you.

Thanks in advance,

Mark Haefner


Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
From: ratner@b30.ingr.com (David Ratner)
Subject: Furniture for sale
Keywords: furniture, sale
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 18:50:36 GMT

      Overstuffed sofa with matching reclining swivel chair
      Sofa converts into double-size bed - Attractive soft
      colored tweed fabric.     Bought for $1400 -
      Bargain: $700.00    for set

      Dinette set: White table with extension leaf and
      4 white steel backed chairs with nice upholstered seats
      bought for $530     very good buy for $250

      Wooden cocktail table with glass top asking $75.00
      can be bought with above furniture for less.

      White patio set:    Table with two comfortable chairs
      and a side table with storage space - Worth $130.00
      asking   $65.00

      Pictures available - contact tel 730-3260 (b30!bspjg!jacques)
                                    or 461-0455 (home)
                                    or 544-6182

Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
From: wanda@b3.ingr.com (Wanda Worland)
Subject: 1986 Honda Fourtrax 70
Organization: Intergraph
Distribution: hsv.forsale
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 16:41:15 GMT


1986 Honda Fourtrax 70
(Bought new in 1988)
Very Good Condition
Great starter bike for kids
$650.00
(205) 586-7970 After 5:30 p.m.
From: Terry.Morgan@umagic.FIDONET.ORG (Terry Morgan)
Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
Subject: Alabama Seminar
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 13:11:24 CDT
Organization: Micro Magic

Announcing the 2nd Annual North Alabama Genealogy Seminar:
  
Saturday, September 19th
Registration Begins at 8:00 am
  
At 2110 Byrd Spring Road in Huntsville
  
Cost: $10
  
For: Anyone
  
Featuring the return of Diane Dieterle (Writer and Star of a PBS 
Genealogy TV Program) and Robert S. Davis, Jr., Director of The Family 
and Regional History Program at Wallace State College.
  
Other instructors will cover these topics:
  
Organizing Your Materials, Advanced and Beginning PAF classes, Southern 
Research, Doing Genealogy by Telephone & Modem, Native American 
Research, Pre 1830 Southern Research, Writing a Biography of a Relative, 
English Research, Italian Research, Intro to PAF, Using a Family History 
Center, KINWRITE (a great PAF utility), Black History, Donating 
Information. At the end we will have an open question and answer session 
with most of the instructors sitting on a panel.
  
Lunch will be served FREE to all registrants.
  
--Terry 



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Newsgroups: ingr.forsale,hsv.forsale
From: markv@b11.b11.ingr.com (Mark VandenBrink)
Subject: Child's bed for sale
Organization: Intergraph Corp. Huntsville, AL
Distribution: hsv
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 15:32:37 GMT

For sale: One children's bed (twin size).  This bed is one of those
		"novelty" beds, low to the ground, with sideboards shaped
		like the space shuttle.  Comes complete with twin size mattress
		and matching comforter and pillow covers.  Slept on by my
		two-year old about 2-3 times.  Reason for selling: two-year old
		has moved to another bed/bedroom to make way for new baby.

Price: $250.00

Contact: Mark VandenBrink
	    work phone: 730-4352
	    email: markv@markv.b11.ingr.com
From: Leah.Wesolowski@umagic.FIDONET.ORG (Leah Wesolowski)
Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
Subject: For sale
Date: Sat,  5 Sep 92 14:57:36 CDT
Organization: Micro Magic

* * * * * * * * * * * * FOR SALE * * * * * * * * * * *
 
Ludwig Drum set...Chrome....7 piece...Snare, Bass, 4 Wing Toms, One 
Floor Tom, INCLUDING GENUINE LUDWIG ROAD CASES!!! An Excellent deal 
at $750.
 
5 String Banjo Built-in capo, Mother of Pearl inlayed fretboard and 
head stock, case, Excellent Condition $300.
 
Tapco 6 Channel Mixing board. $50.
 
Fender Bassman Amp. $100
 
Ruger P-85 9MM. With case and extra magazine. $300
 
Honda Civic 1982 faded blue, works! $500 New Battery, Rebuilt Engine 
Like new tires.
 
Stereo System $40.
 
Pioneer Turntable. Never used. $50
 
White Crib, mattress, Baby Mickey comforter and bumpers, $85
 
Porta-A-Crib $50
 
Toys, clothes, etc....
CALL 852-0301 or come to our yard sale at Mile Marker 335 on Hiway 
53 this weekend.
Take Jordan Lane 13 miles North of Sparkman, spanish style home on 
right.
 
 



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Newsgroups: hsv.forsale,ingr.forsale
From: frank@franko.b11.ingr.com
Subject: Need reliable used wash/dryer.
Organization: Intergraph Corporation 
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 15:13:28 GMT


I am posting this for a friend.


He is looking for a reliable used washer and dryer.


If you are willing to sell yours give him a call.

Abner Merriweather
876-9982 work
721-9246 home
From: Theron.Stanley@p0.f8.n373.z1.FIDONET.ORG (Theron Stanley)
Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
Subject: Dolby surround amp, mean st.
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 12:21:27 CDT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:373/8.0 - The Alabama Inferno, Huntsville AL


                   ARCHER DOLBY SURROUND SOUND AMPLIFIER

Built in amp; true 4 speaker Dolby surround sound; 3 selectable inputs (TV,
VCR, Disc player, etc.); Stereo syntesizer for mono inputs; Front/Rear and
Left/Right balance controls; tape output jack; Excellent condition with
manual and original box. Fantastic sound for only $60.00!!


                                MEAN STREETS

By Access Software. Hercules, CGA, EGA, and VGA (256 colors)! Realsound
digitized sound plays real music, sound effects, and speech from your PC
speaker - no sound card needed! Great interactive detective game with great
graphics and sound! In original box with all manuals, registration, and
original 5 1/4 disks. Excellent condition. $15.00.


                                 QRAM V1.0

By Quarterdeck. (Includes Manifest Memory Analyzer). High memory manager
and extended memory manager for 8088, 8086, and 80286 PC's using EMS4 or
EEMS expanded memory or C&T shadow RAM. Original package, manuals, 5 1/4
disks, and registration cards. Never loaded or registered. $15.00.

              SPECIAL DEAL!!  ALL THE ABOVE FOR ONLY $80.00!!
              ***********************************************

========================================================================
*Prices do not include shipping or COD. Call (205)881-0701 for more info.

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Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
From: gary@rocker.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Gary Braswell)
Subject:   Free Cat to good home
Keywords:  FREE!
Reply-To: gary@rocker.b11.ingr.com
Organization: Intergraph Corporation
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 20:30:47 GMT



	This cat is a beautiful male Manx with the following features:

	1. De-clawed front claws.
	2. Has had all shots recently.
	3. Neutered.
	4. Very pretty black fur that doesn't shed excessively, but
	   does shed a little.
	5. No tail.  The kids can't grab it.
	6. 30 Day take-m-back guarantee.  No questions asked!

	This cat is an indoor cat.  He is too wimpy to be put outside.
	He is very smart and very affectionate when he first sees you,
	and then he runs off and sleeps under your couch or bed.

	We would like to keep him, but we are trying to sell our house,
	and we would rather not have a kitty box in our kitchen right now :-).

	If you would like to give him a try, please send email to:

	gary@rocker.b11.ingr.com or

	call:

	Home: (205) 232-7806
	Work: (205) 730-6497

	----
	GJB.
Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
From: sullivan@genesis.b21.ingr.com (Howard Sullivan)
Subject: 1988 GMC S15 Jimmy For Sale
Organization: Intergraph Corp, Huntsville, Alabama
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 14:29:12 GMT

For Sale, 1988 GMC S15 Jimmy, Sierra Classic, 4x4

	Exterior -
	  Metallic silver with red stripe
	  Aluminum 4x4 wheels
	  Multi-purpose steel belted radial tires
	  Rear swing-out tire carrier
	  Right and left rear view mirrors with hot spot mirrors
	  Luggage carrier

	Interior -
	  Steel gray interior color
	  Front bucket seats with cloth seating surfaces
	  Bench rear seat with cloth seating surfaces
	  Easy entry seat, right side
	  Full instrumentation -
	    Speedometer
	    Tachometer
	    Odometer
	    Trip odometer
	    Fuel guage
	    Temperature guage
            Oil pressure guage
            Ammeter
	    Gauge peak warning light
	  Full carpeting
	  Center locking console
	  Map pockets both doors
	  Front shoulder and lap belt restraints
	  Rear lap belt restraints

	Mechanical -
	  2.8L V6 engine, throttle body injection
	  3 Speed automatic transmission with overdrive
	  4 Wheel drive, shift in motion -
	    2 Wheel normal operation
	    4 Wheel high option
	    4 Wheel low locking differential option
	  Power steering
	  Power brakes -
	    Disk front,	Bendix lifetime semi-metallic pads
	    Drum rear, Bendix lifetime shoes
	  Air conditioning

	Electrical -
	  Power windows
	  Power door locks
	  AM/FM casette stereo, front and rear speakers
	  Remote rear window release
	  Right and left mirror mounted map lights
	  Courtesy lights
	  Rear convenience light
	  Hood conveninece light

	General -
	  Approximately 90K mostly highway miles
	  Good condition
	  Mechanically sound
	  Uses no oil
	  Approximately 22 MPG average
	  No tears or excessive wear to interior
	  RCFU loan value, $8700, asking $6900

Call 205-586-6740 any time


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|    sullivan@genesis.b21.ingr.com  (Internet) | 205-730-6517                 |
Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
From: liew@infonode.ingr.com (William Lie)
Subject: Ford Escort 1991 Forsale
Organization: Intergraph Corporation, Huntsville, AL.
Distribution: hsv
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 02:37:29 GMT

1991 Ford Escort; gray metalic, very good condition.

Exactly 1 year old car

A/C, AM-FM Radio, Power Steering, Automatic Seat Belt, Automatic Gear

Price: $ 8,500

Call: Amanda Lee ,  461-0970
Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
From: sullivan@genesis.b21.ingr.com (Howard Sullivan)
Subject: REPOST - 1988 GMC S15 Jimmy 4x4 For Sale
Organization: Intergraph Corp, Huntsville, Alabama
Distribution: hsv
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 13:24:40 GMT

For Sale, 1988 GMC S15 Jimmy, Sierra Classic, 4x4

	Exterior -
	  Metallic silver with red stripe
	  Aluminum 4x4 wheels
	  Multi-purpose steel belted radial tires
	  Rear swing-out tire carrier
	  Right and left rear view mirrors with hot spot mirrors
	  Luggage carrier

	Interior -
	  Steel gray interior color
	  Front bucket seats with cloth seating surfaces
	  Bench rear seat with cloth seating surfaces
	  Easy entry seat, right side
	  Full instrumentation -
	    Speedometer
	    Tachometer
	    Odometer
	    Trip odometer
	    Fuel guage
	    Temperature guage
            Oil pressure guage
            Ammeter
	    Gauge peak warning light
	  Full carpeting
	  Center locking console
	  Map pockets both doors
	  Front shoulder and lap belt restraints
	  Rear lap belt restraints

	Mechanical -
	  2.8L V6 engine, throttle body injection
	  3 Speed automatic transmission with overdrive
	  4 Wheel drive, shift in motion -
	    2 Wheel normal operation
	    4 Wheel high option
	    4 Wheel low locking differential option
	  Power steering with tilt
	  Power brakes -
	    Disk front,	Bendix lifetime semi-metallic pads
	    Drum rear, Bendix lifetime shoes
	  Air conditioning

	Electrical -
	  Cruise control
	  Power windows
	  Power door locks
	  Rear window defogger
	  AM/FM casette stereo, front and rear speakers
	  Remote rear window release
	  Right and left mirror mounted map lights
	  Courtesy lights
	  Rear convenience light
	  Hood conveninece light

	General -
	  Approximately 90K mostly highway miles
	  Good condition
	  Mechanically sound
	  Uses no oil
	  Approximately 22 MPG average
	  No tears or excessive wear to interior
	  RCFU loan value, $8700, asking $6900

Call -  205-730-6517 7:30-4:30
	205-586-6740 any time

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|    sullivan@genesis.b21.ingr.com  (Internet) | 205-730-6517                 |
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: jsavola@lut.fi (Jussi Savola)
Subject: Re: Nykynuoren statustekstiilit !?!
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 22:48:27 GMT
Distribution: sfnet
Organization: Lappeenranta University of Technology, Finland

suopanki@stekt4.oulu.fi (Heikki T. Suopanki) writes:

>>>>>> On 16 Oct 92 14:18:01 GMT, viljanen@klaava.Helsinki.FI (Lea Viljanen) said:

>Lea> Nahkatakki on Suomen oloissa niit{ parhaimpia keksint|j{.

>Ruskeat nahkatakit ovat mauttomia, musta sen olla pit{{.

>-Heikki

Musta Friitalan pyoratakki aina kun tarkenee (pakkasta alle 20) ja
sitten kun sen alle mennaan, musta pitka (polviin) nahkatakki.
Jalkaan mustanahkaiset turvasaappaat, ja aina tarkenee.

jussi

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Phone        (9)53 - 552 489  (9)57 - 24 294                  I  niin ...      
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: jk87377@cc.tut.fi (Juhana Kouhia)
Subject: Barbie
Organization: Tampere University of Technology
Distribution: sfnet
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 92 09:01:32 GMT



Sci.math-uutisryhmasta:


In article <Sep.30.17.27.45.1992.26296@remus.rutgers.edu>
clong@remus.rutgers.edu (Chris Long) writes: 
>
>In article <1992Sep28.214018.5190@henson.cc.wwu.edu>, Jenny Bridge writes:
>
>> Mattelle has come out with a new talking teen Barbie.
>> One of the four things it says is, "Math class is hard."
>> If you would like to comment to Mattelle, the phone number
>> is 1-800-421-2887
>
>Questions of political correctness aside, I'd suggest telling
>them to change it to "Math class is trivial" or "Your notation
>sucks!".  The possibilities boggle the mind.  How about a nerd
>Barbie?  "Use the binomial theorem" "Calculus is fun" "I enjoy
>problem sets" "Number theory is cool" "Take the derivative".
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: raivio@niksula.hut.fi (Perttu Raivio)
Subject: Re: Hajasijoitus ja aluepolitiikka
Organization: BREWTeX - Wine, women and song
	<RAIVIO.92Sep25092218@robocop.hut.FI>
	<1992Sep26.063921.17696@nntp.hut.fi>
	<SLAMBERG.92Sep29162945@leka.cc.lut.fi>
Distribution: sfnet
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 17:07:41 GMT

In article <SLAMBERG.92Sep29162945@leka.cc.lut.fi> slamberg@lut.fi (Samu Lamberg) writes:
>
> Kuntien idea lienee siin{, ettei kuitenkaan viitt{ miljoonaa suomalaista voi
> hallita yhdell{ elimell{.

	T{m{ on varsin hyv{ perustelu sille, ettei mulkkua nimelt{ 
V{yrynen saa p{{st{{ presidentiksi...

--
	will you sell me one of those if I shave my head
	get me out of town is what fireball said
	never trust a man in a blue trench coat
	never drive a car when you're dead
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: raivio@niksula.hut.fi (Perttu Raivio)
Subject: Re: Barbie
Reply-To: teklara@tekla.fi
Organization: BREWTeX - Wine, women and song
Distribution: sfnet
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 10:20:39 GMT

In article <1992Oct9.090132.29722@cc.tut.fi> jk87377@cc.tut.fi (Juhana Kouhia) writes:
>
> Sci.math-uutisryhmasta:
...
> >In article <1992Sep28.214018.5190@henson.cc.wwu.edu>, Jenny Bridge writes:
> >
> >> Mattelle has come out with a new talking teen Barbie.
> >> One of the four things it says is, "Math class is hard."
> >> If you would like to comment to Mattelle, the phone number
> >> is 1-800-421-2887

	No mutta! Onkos tasa-arvovouhotus levinnyt jo niin pitk{lle, 
ett{ turvallisen maskuliininen Mattell (vai oliko se per{ti Mattel) on
muutettu lepsun feminiiniseksi Mattelleksi? Y{k...

	Italian viime kes{n hitti oli muuten Mattellin t|rm{yskoelelu-
sarja "Sbullonati". Peruspaketin mukana tuli yksi t|rm{ysauto sek{
"Alex, una sbullonata espezziale". Alex on tarkoitus pist{{ autoon ja
t{r{ytt{{ koko komeus sein{{ vasten, jolloin auto menee l{j{{n, renkaat
levi{{ ja Alexin k{det, jalat ja p{{ irtoavat torsosta. Wheee...  Mik-
sei meid{n nuoruudessa ollut pallomeri{, pomppulinnoja ja Sbullonati-
t|rm{yskoeautoja?

--
	Time for loving in the park
	Wear a jumper when it gets dark
	Mind the prickles, Mind the dew
	Wash your willie when you're through		- Spinal Tap
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: karttu@mits.mdata.fi (Antti Karttunen)
Subject: Re: Nykynuoren statustekstiilit !?!
Organization: MITS, Helsinki, Finland
Distribution: sfnet
Date: Sat, 17 Oct 1992 02:38:49 GMT

Mik{ kummallinen into ihmisill{ on koreilla vaatteillaan? Toukokuusta
syyskuuhun sopiva vaatetus yl{ruumiin peitoksi on paljas, ruskettunut
iho, tai ehk{ korkeintaan avonainen kauluspaita. 'Jalkineiksi' sopivat
paljaat jalat. Sitten on huvittavaa katsella kun toiset kulkee
hein{kuussa tuuli- tai nahkatakki p{{ll{{n ja viel{ valittavat kun on
niin kylm{kin...

--
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 ++ Think positively, ota olvia, and vote YES!
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: jjj@mits.mdata.fi (Joni Jarvenkyla)
Subject: Re: Nykynuoren ja vanhempienkin statustekstiilit
Organization: Microdata Oy, Helsinki, Finland
Distribution: sfnet
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 14:51:37 GMT


Vanhat, 70-luvun alun kire{t marimekkoteepaidat ovat taas arvossa
arvaamattomassa.

Kun firma itse tekee jotain merkillisi{ 80-luvun muodin mukaisia
j{ttipaitoja, niin parikymment{ vuotta vanhat kuteet ovat viimeisen
p{{lle muodikkaita!

--
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jjj@niksula.hut.fi    for freeing me from self       Jenny L{rv{joki
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: raivio@niksula.hut.fi (Perttu Raivio)
Subject: Re: Levi's tulee ja Levi's tappaa
Organization: BREWTeX - Wine, women and song
	<1992Sep30.215129.26483@klaava.Helsinki.FI>
	<1992Oct1.054927.27420@penet.fi>
Distribution: sfnet
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 10:58:44 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.054927.27420@penet.fi> julf@penet.fi (Ze Julf) writes:
>
> Olen jo tottunut siihen ett{ vainottuihin ihmisryhmiin t{ss{ maassa
> kuuluvat mm. k{nnykk{jupit ja riistokapitalistit, mutta tuo levisvaino
> selittyy vain olettamalla ett{ p{{tteidens{ {{ress{ nuokkuvat
> sohvaperunajuntit l|k{p|ksyjen alle piilotettujen pullaperseidens{ ja
> kaljavatsojensa kanssa kerta kaikkiaan eiv{t sied{ sit{, ett{ joku n{ytt{{
> hyv{lt{ tiukoissa leviksiss{.

	Seis, saatana!

	Olen havaitsevinani t{ss{ jonkinlaista riiston ja sorron poi-
kasta sek{ ihmisarvojen polkemista. Onko sinulla joku kompleksi siit{,
ett{ joillain on pullaperse ja kaljavatsa? Oletko ajatellut, ett{ 
joillekin saattaa kalja maistua? Eik| n{ill{ henkil|ill{ sitten ole 
oikeutta k{ytt{{ Leviksi{ tai farkkuja yleens{k{{n? Pit{isik| heid{n 
k{ytt{{ Lassoja tai Weekendej{? Vai teryleenej{? Mik{ on sohvaperuna? 
Ja onko kaikkien pakko n{ytt{{ hyv{lt{? Onko sinulla perverssej{ ta-
ka-ajatuksia?

	Pullaperseiset kaljamahat kunniaan, ja kiltit kanssa.

> 	Julf, joka menee pukemaan m{r{t 501:ns{....

	M{r{t farkut, mik{ nautinto...

	Suurin farkkuihin liittyv{ ongelma on niiden hinta. Eih{n
viisnollaykk|sist{ pit{isi yli 30 dollaria maksaa, eli kaikkien deval-
voitumisten j{lkeenkin jo 200 markkaa on hillitt|m{sti yl{kanttiin.

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From: viljanen@klaava.Helsinki.FI (Lea Viljanen)
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
Subject: Re: Nykynuoren statustekstiilit !?!
Date: 16 Oct 92 14:18:01 GMT
Distribution: sfnet
Organization: Pussy Galore's Flying Circus

msu@rieska.oulu.fi (Mikko Ariel Suomela) writes:

>Lis{isin my|s t{h{n ed. mainittuun hienoon muotilistaan RUSKEAT NAHKATAKIT.
>Miksei kukaan en{{ arvosta aitoa villakangastakkia, joka on ajaton ja
>tyylik{s? 

Nahkatakki on Suomen oloissa niit{ parhaimpia keksint|j{.
Jos siin{ on vuori, sit{ voi k{ytt{{ syksyst{ kev{{seen, jos
tulee tulipalopakkanen, voi pist{{ kunnon toppiksen p{{lle.
Lis{ksi t{m{nviikkoiset syysmyrskyt eiv{t paljon nahkatakkisia
h{iritse, villakangastakki sen sijaan imee vett{ kuin sieni.

Sen sijaan nahkatakin ei kyll{ v{ltt{m{tt{ tartte olla ruskea...

> Ja ne MAKSAA (HUOM HUOM) enemm{n kuin nahkatakit. 

Ihan kuin olisit sit{ mielt{, ett{ jos tavara A maksaa enemm{n
kuin B, A olisi automaattisesti parempi. Outoa.

>Mikko Suomela  <msu@rieska.oulu.fi>

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