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From: ck@iconix.oz.au (Chris Karadaglis)
Subject: Re: Wheel repairs
Organization: Iconix Pty Ltd (World Headquarters)
Distribution: aus
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 00:56:50 GMT

In <1992Nov16.043933.2837@csu.edu.au> echoppin@csunb.mit.csu.edu.au (Errol Chopping -TE) writes:

>As a result of a pothole or some other road blemish (NSW roads
>are full of them), I now have a (very) small ding in the rim of
>my front wheel. It is just enough to cause the loss of about 3-4
>psi per day from the tire.

[..]

>I've got contradictory advice recently - some say wheel repairs are
>an art form and require expert personnel and special equipment while
>others say it's easy to fix a small ding once the tire is off. Anyone
>have an opinion on this???

Go to a chassis shop or something and get it straightened out properly.
I believe that the whole chassis/frame concept is a system, and a system
only performs as well as its worst component. So get it fixed right, and
you won't have to worry about it.

>Errol

I know you're in Bathurst, but for Melbourne motorcyclists, I can't recommend
Bob Martin Engineering highly enough. He straightened my frame, forks and wheels,
and also triple clamps and rear swingarm (bloody bike had to hit that tree, didn't
it..) for around $400, and the bike handles like new. He's in the phone book.

> ___________________________________________________________________________
>|  Errol Chopping                      Email: echoppin@csunb.mit.csu.edu.au | 
>|  School of Information Technology    Voice: 063 33 2527                   |
>|  Charles Sturt University - Mitchell Fax  : 063 33 2649                   |
>|  BMW K100RS, Yamaha MX100            Snail: CSU-Mitchell, Bathurst, NSW   |
>|___________________________________________________________________________|

Shckwish!

Newsgroups: aus.motorcycles
From: jmp@dar.csiro.au (POWELL James)
Subject: Suzi RGV250
Summary: RGV250
Keywords: RGV250
Organization: CSIRO Division of Atmospheric Research
Distribution: aus
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 06:34:23 GMT


Hi,
	if anyone out there has a late model RGV250 I would appreciate any
comments you may have about the bike, especially regarding engine life. I am
thinking about purchasing one in the next month or two...

Thanx...

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Newsgroups: aus.motorcycles
From: echoppin@csunb.mit.csu.edu.au (Errol Chopping -TE)
Subject: Re Wheel Repairs
Organization: Charles Sturt University-Mitchell
Distribution: aus
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 23:20:16 GMT

I've posted here a reply from Brent Curtis which he mailed
to me.
Errol.

In aus.motorcycles you write:

 >[ding in wheel]

 >Can my local bike
 >shop fix the wheel, or is it a specialist job?

There are specialists that repair wheels. If you look in the back of
REVS magazine (or AMCN) you'll find the names of repairers. Your bike shop
might just send the wheel away to one of them anyway!

 >I've got contradictory advice recently - some say wheel repairs are
 >an art form and require expert personnel and special equipment while
 >others say it's easy to fix a small ding once the tire is off. Anyone
 >have an opinion on this???

Opinions? I guess it depends on the wheel. Wobbly, (R75/6 bmw) has
spoked wheels that I didn't want to touch so when I got a ding
I sent the wheel away. But I'm no expert. Several of the other
aus.bikers should know more about this.

                            Brent.

--------------------------------------------------------
"The sun did not shine.            |   Brent Curtis
 It was too wet to play.           |   School of CompSci
 So we sat in the house            |   UTS
 All that cold, cold, wet day."    |   New South Wales
Newsgroups: aus.motorcycles
Subject: RD 250 for sale
From: HCHA8904593X@LUST.LATROBE.EDU.AU (PERRETT, ANDREW)
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 04:51:58 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

Is anybody interested in a RD 250 LC (81) suitable for parts or restoration
(needs rings and console and a bit of cosmetic otherwise fine) looking for
around the $300 mark
From: sgccseh@citec.oz.au (Steve Hocking)
Newsgroups: aus.tex,comp.text.tex
Subject: Any simple LaTeX guides available?
Summary: Where can I get some?
Keywords: where, source or PS, et
Date: 19 Nov 92 04:11:46 GMT
Article-I.D.: citec.1992Nov19.041146.23913
Organization: CITEC


	Where can I get the source to a guide to Latex? (Yes, I know about
the book included in the Unix TeX distribution, but dont know enough LaTeX
to pull the bits that stop it from formatting). If there is a postscript
document about, I can take that too.


	Cheers,



	Stephen
Newsgroups: trl,aus.tex
From: soh@tmp_ip_003.trl.OZ.AU (Soh Kam Hung)
Subject: Fancy figure numbering in LaTeX
Summary: How to do it well?
Keywords: latex figure
Organization: Telecom Research Labs, Melbourne, Australia
Distribution: aus
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 00:52:29 GMT

I want figures in my document to have the section number preceeding the
figure number.  The counter for the figure number should be reset at
the start of each section.

My solution at the moment is this:

\renewcommand{\thefigure}{\arabic{section}.\arabic{figure}}

At the beginning of each section, I have to reset the figure number:

\setcounter{figure}{0}
\section{blah blah blah}

I have tried the following commands, but the figure number seems to be
always reset by the \subsection command.  I think the \subsection
command uses the \thesection command to generate its numbers.

\renewcommand{\thefigure}{\arabic{section}.\arabic{figure}}
\renewcommand{\thesection}{\arabic{section}\setcounter{figure}{0}}

Please email your solutions, and I will summarise and post them if
there is enough interest.

Thanks,

Soh Kam Hung, Network Management Research,     | h.soh@trl.oz.au  
TRL, POB 249 Clayton, Victoria 3168, Australia | +61 3 253 6638
Newsgroups: aus.tex,comp.text.tex
From: mccauley@ecn.purdue.edu (Darrell McCauley)
Subject: Re: Any simple LaTeX guides available?
Keywords: where, source or PS, et
Organization: Ag Engineering Dept, Purdue University 
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 11:48:25 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.070226.1922@latcs1.lat.oz.au>, atiq@latcs1.lat.oz.au (Mohammed Atiquzzaman) writes:
|> In article <1992Nov19.041146.23913@citec.oz.au> sgccseh@citec.oz.au (Steve Hocking) writes:
|> >	Where can I get the source to a guide to Latex? (Yes, I know about
|> >the book included in the Unix TeX distribution, but dont know enough LaTeX
|> >to pull the bits that stop it from formatting). If there is a postscript
|> >document about, I can take that too.
|> >
|> >
|> Does anyone know how to pull the bits that stop the Latex manual
|> from formatting.

If you guys are talking about the TeXbook, don't bother. Printing
a copy of this would be highly illegal and unethical. It is available
for you to compare with a store-bought copy of the TeXbook.

If you just want some information to get you started, use archie to
search for:
 essential	"Essential LaTeX"
 
There are some other free guides available. Look on shsu.edu or 
rusinfo.rus.uni-stuttgart.de.

-- 
James Darrell McCauley                Dept of Ag Engineering, Purdue Univ
internet: mccauley@ecn.purdue.edu     West Lafayette, Indiana 47907-1146, USA
bitnet: mccauley%ecn@purccvm          UUCP: pur-ee!mccauley
Xref: sparky aus.tex:180 comp.text.tex:13303
Newsgroups: aus.tex,comp.text.tex
Subject: Re: Any simple LaTeX guides available?
From: atiq@latcs1.lat.oz.au (Mohammed Atiquzzaman)
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 07:02:26 GMT
Organization: Comp Sci, La Trobe Uni, Australia
Keywords: where, source or PS, et

In article <1992Nov19.041146.23913@citec.oz.au> sgccseh@citec.oz.au (Steve Hocking) writes:
>	Where can I get the source to a guide to Latex? (Yes, I know about
>the book included in the Unix TeX distribution, but dont know enough LaTeX
>to pull the bits that stop it from formatting). If there is a postscript
>document about, I can take that too.
>
>
Does anyone know how to pull the bits that stop the Latex manual
from formatting.

Atiq.

Xref: sparky aus.tex:183 comp.text.tex:13358
From: palmerp@math.orst.edu (Paul A Palmer)
Newsgroups: aus.tex,comp.text.tex
Subject: Re: Any simple LaTeX guides available?
Date: 20 Nov 92 03:13:37 GMT
Article-I.D.: phoebus.PALMERP.92Nov19191337
	<1992Nov19.114825.5843@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>
Reply-To: Paul Palmer <palmerp@math.orst.edu>
Organization: Dept. of Math, Oregon State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: phoebus.math.orst.edu
In-reply-to: mccauley@ecn.purdue.edu's message of Thu, 19 Nov 1992 11:48:25 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.114825.5843@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> mccauley@ecn.purdue.edu (Darrell McCauley) writes:

   In article <1992Nov19.070226.1922@latcs1.lat.oz.au>, atiq@latcs1.lat.oz.au (Mohammed Atiquzzaman) writes:
   |> In article <1992Nov19.041146.23913@citec.oz.au> sgccseh@citec.oz.au (Steve Hocking) writes:
   |> >	Where can I get the source to a guide to Latex? (Yes, I know about
   |> >the book included in the Unix TeX distribution, but dont know enough LaTeX
   |> >to pull the bits that stop it from formatting). If there is a postscript
   |> >document about, I can take that too.

   If you just want some information to get you started, use archie to
   search for:
    essential	"Essential LaTeX"

   There are some other free guides available. Look on shsu.edu or 
   rusinfo.rus.uni-stuttgart.de.


Here are instructions for getting essential latex:

ftp to TeX.ac.uk [134.151.40.18]

login as anonymous

cd [.MACROS.LATEX.STYLES.CONTRIB]

get hndout.sty

get elm.tex

cd [TEX-ARCHIVE.DOC]

get essential.tex

quit



latex essential

latex elm

(and print them out or preview them)
--
Paul Palmer
Department of Mathematics     	E-mail: palmerp@math.orst.edu
Kidder Hall 368
Oregon State University, Corvallis, Oregon 97331-4605
Newsgroups: aus.tex,comp.text.tex
From: jgm@cs.brown.edu (Jonathan Monsarrat)
Subject: Re: Any simple LaTeX guides available?
Keywords: where, source or PS, et
Organization: Brown University Department of Computer Science
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 15:07:34 GMT


> Does anyone know how to pull the bits that stop the Latex manual
> from formatting.

The source for the TeXbook was distributed out of the same kindness
that makes TeX freely available. The book is copyrighted
and it is illegal to print your own copy from the source code.
It is very uncool to ask how to pull the stop bits.

It even says that:

> ! This manual is copyrighted and should not be TeXed.
> \body ...l is copyrighted and should not be TeXed}

The book only costs $34, and is well worth buying.

Try asking the Tex Users Group people -- they have and sell *all*
things pertaining to TeX and its variants.

TeX Users Group
P.O. Box 9506
Providence, RI 02940 USA

401-751-7760
FAX: 401-751-1071

-Jon

p.s. sorry to be a "big meanie". I know that you probably meant well.
Newsgroups: aus.acs
From: tomw@ccadfa.cc.adfa.oz.au (Tom Worthington)
Subject: Concessional Tax Treatment for Computer Programmer
Organization: Australian Defence Force Academy, Canberra, Australia
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1992 00:50:42 GMT

The Australian Taxation Office (ATO) has recently issued Draft taxation
Determination TD92/D175 which would appear to provide an excellent
opportunity for computer programmers whose income fluctuates from year to
year. The effect of the Determination is to allow computer programmers to
access a SIGNIFICANT TAX CONCESSION through the "averaging provisions" of
the Income Tax Assessment Act ("the Act").

Broadly, the averaging provisions operate to reduce the burden of tax in
respect of "eligible persons" in years where their taxable income is
higher than average, by providing concessional tax treatment to that part
of income in excess of the average.

"Eligible Person" is defined to mean an artist, a composer, an inventor, a
performer, a production associate, a sportsperson or a writer. In turn, a
writer is defined to mean the author of a literary or dramatic work.

According to the Draft Determination, the ATO consider a computer
programmer to be a writer for the purposes of the averaging provisions,
AND THEREFORE ELIGIBLE FOR THE CONCESSIONAL TAX TREATMENT.

While it should be noted that a DRAFT Taxation Determination does not have
the force of law and therefore cannot be fully relied on, such a
Determination represents the "preliminary, though considered views of the
ATO".

In practical terms, a writer of a computer program will qualify for
concessional tax treatment in respect of income from such activity
provided:

(a) any arrangement for the rendering of the services was entered into
solely for the completion of one or more specified programs; and

(b) the services have not been, or may not reasonably be expected to be,
rendered to another person under successive arrangements of a kind that
result in substantial continuity in the rendering of those services.

Continuous employment as an employee programmer will not ordinarily
qualify, including in most circumstances, programmers who operate though a
company or trust structure.

Regards,
Professor Ashley Goldsworthy, AO, OBE, FACS
Chief Executive Officer
20 November 1992

Australian Computer Society Inc.
PO Box Darlinghurst NSW 2010
ph:  02 2115855
fax: 02 2811208


Posted by Tom Worthington, Chairman of the ACS Canberra Branch, 24
November 1992.

Newsgroups: aus.acs
From: scott_d@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
Newsgroups: aus.students
Subject: Grad study in AI field
Date: 15 Nov 1992 23:53:26 GMT
Organization: Wellington City Council (Public Access), Wgtn, Nz
Reply-To: scott_d@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
NNTP-Posting-Host: kosmos.wcc.govt.nz

Hi - I apologise if this is posted in the wrong area or if the
subject has been brought up before.  My question is which
Australian universities offer PhD programs in the A.I. area and how
do they rate compared with other Australian and USA universities?
 
Any comments would be greatly appreciated.  Thank you,
Darrin Scott (scott_d@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz)
Newsgroups: aus.students
From: dockhorn@probitas.cs.utas.edu.au (Patrick Dockhorn)
Subject: REQUEST: AUS UNI LIB INTERNET ADDRESSES
Keywords: REQUEST Australia University Internet Addresses Wanted
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 07:59:33 GMT

Howdy,

I'd like to know about Australian University Libraries that can
be accessed via the INTERNET (usually telnet). The system should
be free of charge (i.e. as long as I don't want to order anything
it doesn't request a personal account) and at least allow to search
for author, keywords etc. (I have such a collection of addresses
for the States and Germany, if anybody is interested in these).
Please e-mail me and I'll post a summary.


-patsch

--
There are three ways to get something done:
        1. Do it yourself.
        2. Hire someone to do it for you.
        3. Forbid your kids to do it.


Newsgroups: aus.students.overseas
From: 10780092@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (CHUA PEI CHIN)
Subject: address of university of kansas
Organization: Faculty of Engineering, Monash University 
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 03:23:07 GMT

Does anyone know the e-mail address of university of Kansas,USA?
I've got a few friends there but can't really contact them. Please
just give me an address of some folks studying there to contact.
Thanks ...
From: slaterk@topaz.ucq.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: RE: Yarra
Date: 17 Nov 92 08:47:37 AET
Organization: University of Central Queensland, Australia

I remember a short poem from my High School days regarding the
Yarra River - it goes likes this:

If I had a choice 
Of what I'd like to be
I'd like to be a Sparrow
And sit upon the Princess Bridge
And help to fill the Yarra

:)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Yarra
From: 9242837t@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Ruzza E Hutchens)
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 13:25:48 GMT
Followup-To: people rabbiting on about the yarra....
Organization: La Trobe University


>>you must have had pretty tame high school days, but you are a queenslander
>>the last line in victoria reads
>> and shit into the Yarra
>>ps have you ever been to the Yarra at Princess Bridge
>The Pollution in the Yarra is the best safety campaign ever.
>Have you ever heard of anyone drowning in the Yarra River?

Iz this aus.jokes or aus.mothers-meeting.discussion-on-rivers??

Sorry 2 orll of you out there waiting for an OB-JOKE, but at the moment
I havent anything that: 1) Is clean enough 2 post..
			2) Is good enough 2 bother about...
			3) Hasn't been in aus.jokes in the past 6 months
:-) 

			
+--------+
| No-SIG |  -- but if U want me, you can find me at..  
+--------+           Ruzza@Lurch.LaTrobe.edu.au
From: Dean.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Dean Heather)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: moral
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 14:00:00

A little brown dog was running across a freight yard,
crossing all the railroad tracks,  until a locomotive
nipped  off the end of  his tail.  The canine yelped,
spun around,  and when he tried to bite the train, he
got his head chopped off.

MORAL:   Never lose your  head over a piece  of tail.

 * Origin: Tassie DataBank, 4 Lines, D'bridge Tasmania, 6.5 Gigs  (3:670/301)

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: jck@catt.citri.edu.au (Justin Kibell)
Subject: Re: Yarra
Reply-To: jck@catt.citri.edu.au
Organization: CATT Centre at CITRI
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 22:13:35 GMT

In article 4044@ucsvc.ucs.unimelb.edu.au, u6104701@ucsvc.ucs.unimelb.edu.au () writes:
>In article <1992Nov17.084738.13007@topaz.ucq.edu.au>, slaterk@topaz.ucq.edu.au
>writes:
>> I remember a short poem from my High School days regarding the
>> Yarra River - it goes likes this:
>> 
>> If I had a choice 
>> Of what I'd like to be
>> I'd like to be a Sparrow
>> And sit upon the Princess Bridge
>> And help to fill the Yarra
>
>you must have had pretty tame high school days, but you are a queenslander
>
>the last line in victoria reads
>
> and shit into the Yarra
>
>
>mm
>
>ps have you ever been to the Yarra at Princess Bridge
>
>

I live in North Warrandyte and swim in the Yarra as it isn't polluted there. Maybe you
get all our shit?
From: u6104701@ucsvc.ucs.unimelb.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: RE: Yarra
Date: 18 Nov 92 13:08:38 +1100
Organization: The University of Melbourne

In article <1992Nov17.084738.13007@topaz.ucq.edu.au>, slaterk@topaz.ucq.edu.au
writes:
> I remember a short poem from my High School days regarding the
> Yarra River - it goes likes this:
> 
> If I had a choice 
> Of what I'd like to be
> I'd like to be a Sparrow
> And sit upon the Princess Bridge
> And help to fill the Yarra

you must have had pretty tame high school days, but you are a queenslander

the last line in victoria reads

 and shit into the Yarra


mm

ps have you ever been to the Yarra at Princess Bridge


Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: quy@stone.oz.au (Quy Tonthat)
Subject: test
Organization: Stone Microsystems, NSW, Australia
Distribution: aus
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 92 06:05:04 GMT


testing only
-- 
=======================================================================
   Quy Tonthat                              Email: quy@stone.oz.au
   Stone Microsystems,                      Fax:   (02) 818 3070
From: tonyg@cs.uq.oz.au (Tony Gedge)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Paul Keating Virus
Keywords: political computers virii
Date: 15 Nov 92 23:49:08 GMT
Reply-To: tonyg@cs.uq.oz.au
Distribution: aus

Seen on IRC this morning:
<Andrew> ABC radio this mornign asked people for their viruses..
[...]
<Andrew> the paul keating computer virus...  sits there idle for an incubation
         time, then creates a john hewson virus...   and vice versa with the 
         JH virus
<Pegleg> andrew - thats the politicial virus, they have just renamed it :-)
<Andrew> the keating virus causes  Scumbag  to be inserted all the way thru
         all yer documents..  and some programs wont run till U sing the
         national anthem..  the JH virtus makes all files 15% bigger and U
         lose part of yer disk..  worst part.. no cure for either

Tony Gedge.

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| University of Queensland,          |  --------------------------------  |
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From: jhr@gdwb.oz.au (Julien Harrison-Rogers)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Yarra
Date: 19 Nov 92 02:53:09 GMT

u6104701@ucsvc.ucs.unimelb.edu.au writes:

>you must have had pretty tame high school days, but you are a queenslander

>the last line in victoria reads

> and shit into the Yarra


>mm

>ps have you ever been to the Yarra at Princess Bridge



The Pollution in the Yarra is the best safety campaign ever.


Have you ever heard of anyone drowning in the Yarra River?
From: slaterk@topaz.ucq.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Another irish joke
Date: 24 Nov 92 09:20:28 AET
Organization: University of Central Queensland, Australia

Two Irishmen- Paddy and Mike, were busy doing some casual potato
picking at an Irish farm. They were approached by the pretty farmers
dugh[D[Dtetr d[Caughter,Mary. "Hey, You two look likel strapping young
lads. Would you like to make love to me?"
Mike and Paddy discussed this amongst themselves and decided that
making love to the girl sounded like a good idea.
Later, in the barn, Mary says to the fellas-"Hey, you woooouldn't
like me to get pregnant would you?"
Nooooo! says paddy and Mike in unison.
"OK, put o\ir these little ruuber things and we'll get on with it
then.

Some time later, Paddy and Mike are walking down the road. the potato
season had finished a month ago.
Paddy turns to Mike and says - "Do you really care if that Mary girl
gets pregnant ? "
"Not really" says mike.
"OK"'',says Paddy, "Lets get these f***ing rubber thiings off,
I'm bustin' for a piss"

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: Rana Jyoti <rana@cs.unsw.oz.au>
Subject: testing my system
Organization: Uni of NSW, Sydney, Australia
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 06:18:24 GMT
From: Jason.Bennetts@f577.n635.z3.fidonet.org (Jason Bennetts)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Witch Joke
Date: Sat, 14 Nov 1992 17:36:01

How do you get a witch pregant?

SCREW HER.....


 * Origin: The Rodent's Lair SBBS (059) 71 4052 - 3:635/577 (3:635/577)
From: lyndac@education.canberra.edu.au (Lyn Cashmere)
Subject: more kiwi jokes
Organization: Canberra University
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 92 03:36:19 GMT



Joke No. 1

Q.		Why do New Zealand horses run faster than Australian horses?

A.		Because they've seen what happen to the sheep.




Joke No. 2

There was an Australian shearer visiting NZ, to compare notes. 
One day  he happened upon a NZ'er having it off with one of his sheep.
The Aussie said to the NZ'er, 'listen mate, where I come from, we shear
them'.  To which the NZ'er replied, 'Bugger off, I'm not shearing this 
with anyone.'
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: WANTED: Telegrams for Newlyweds
From: 9016918d@lux.latrobe.edu.au (C.RASH)
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 03:03:50 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University
Keywords: Newlyweds, Wedding-Telegrams

Then there's the old favourite....

Groom:  [Bride's name], I love every bone  in your body, especially mine!!!

Crashy


Not quite bestman, but...
	BANANA BREAD RECIPE

INGREDIENTS:
	2 Laughing eyes.		2 Firm milk containers.
	2 Loving arms.			1 Fur lined mixing bowl.
	2 Well shaped legs.		1 Banana.

MIXING INSTRUCTIONS:
Look into laughing eyes. Entwine two loving arms.
Spread well shaped legs slowly. Squeeze and massage
milk containers very gently, until fur lined mixing
bowl is well greased.
Cover with nuts and sigh until well relieved.
Bread is done when banana is soft.
Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl.
If bread starts to rise leave town.