HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: That's a bloody lie!!!!!
Date: 9 Nov 92 14:23:31 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov8.153308.3785@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <1992Nov4.220644.747@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>> In article <1992Nov2.151605.3662@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>> In article <5765@balrog.ctron.com>, lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence) writes:
>>>> 
>>>>  wish to protest, in the strongest possible terms, the allegation that I,
>>>> Saint, am an egomaniac!
>>>> While it is true that I have an ENORMOUS ego, it is also true that said
>>>> ego is well-founded because of my superior intelligence, wisdom and a
>>>> disproportionately large set of naughty bits (Hey Gina, interested?).
>>> So, Saint, How big is the rest of you? and HOW BIG ARE THEY?
>>>> 
>>>> I have been a participant in the buisness world and have never fallen out
>>>> of a window ....
>>>> 
>>> Wow. Neither have I, though I have been known to bounce off walls.
>>> 
>>>> And by the way, that's NOT the sound of two Norwegians tussling in a 
>>>> sleeping bag with a vole!
>>> What is it then?
>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> I am not an egomaniac, nor am I a Lego-maniac! And I resent the insinuation
>>>> that I am, even though I'm not if I even thought about being so ... which
>>>> I haven't.
>>>> 
>>>> Let's just get this all out in the open and expose ourselves. 
>>>> I know I have.
>>> You seeing Madonna these days or what? I have nothing against exposing
>>> myself. I'd probably like to, though I'd rather not do so by myself.
>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Saint (with 12 points? and a humidor of things)
>>> 12 !!! I only have 10. No fair. I'm AT LEAST as attractive as you, and
>>> a lot more flirtacious. 
>>> 
>>> Gina aka wench aka the beautiful curvaceous blonde wishing to be
>>> President of a.f.m-p so she can grant you your every desire
>> 
>> 
>> The hell with being president, I'll grant your every desire just for fun...
>> Meredith aka the sleazy blonde with whipped cream on top
> 
> Would you rather be with a woman who can only take you to the height
> of ecstacy or with a woman who can:
> 	1. Take you far beyond the height of ecstacy to the point
> 	   where you amaze even yourself.
> 	2. Put you in power positions that could last the rest of your
> 	   life.
> 	3. Appoint you to top executive positions--both inside and
> 	   outside of this newsgroup.
> What's your choice? 
> Are you men or boys?
> 	(I'd ask if you were mice or men but that's an unfair
> 	 question, and I must be fair sometimes)
> 
> Gina aka your loveslave in a good way


Please note that two out of three points included utilizing her power as V.P. 
I suppose it's necessary for her to be vice-president, 'cause she wasn't
getting anywhere with her inadequate talents.  Sort of like those 70 year old
corporation heads who use their subordinates for their own amusement...  Too
bad everyone else isn't so amused.  She'd have to be your loveslave, because
you wouldn't want to be hers...
From: coppinge8817@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Get Back To Python
Date: 12 Nov 92 22:30:06 GMT
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

Well well well...
        I leave you children alone for a little while and look what happens!!!
Total Sexual Chaos!!!  for god sakes... aren't there other newsgroups for this
sort of thing???  I mean dear lord... we've got more posts on here about sleaze
than Monty Python ever had sleaze in the damnable skits...
        This is Merf once again and I came here today to say...  Do you have
any cheese whatsoever???
        Yessir!!!
        Really?????
        Nnnno.  I've been wasting your time.
        I'm afraid i shall have to kill you know.
        Very good sir.
        (BANG!!!)
        What a senseless waste of human life...

In other words get back to what we're here for...  Monty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        Or i shall have to kill you...

                          This is merf, your handy dandy multi-purpose human
being saying....   'y got any string?  you know the ones perfectly sized for... 
wrapping small packages... tying notes to pigeons legs and stopping floods???
              (As used in hospitals.... sure have you ever seen a hospital that
didn't have string?)

                get back to python


                Merf.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 6 Nov 92 14:32:18 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov5.201442.2723@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
> In article <1992Nov5.150057.14092@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>|> >|> In article <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>|> >|> >By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>>|> >|> >president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
>>|> >|> >a sex object for president?  
>>|> >|> 
>>|> >|> oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
>>|> >|> vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
>>|> >|> the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!
>>|> >|> 
>>|> >|> leather aka the ultimate sex object
>>|>  
>>|> >lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
>>|> >chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
>>|> hee hee!  how far will i *go*?  how far will *i* go?
>>|> ooooh, baby, wait and see.
>>|> mmmmm...hey, maybe i should get references...sprooney?
>>|> help me out here...
>>|> 
>>|> leather aka warming up the custard
>>|> 
>>|> 
>>This *election* will be voted?! on based on the sleeze of each participant, bu
>>since that is a relitive scale, and considering tina was seen weilding  knif, 
>>gina has played slap and tickle with rodants, and leather plays with toys
> 
> toys?  how do you know about my toys?  maybe i should discpline you...
> *whip*


Myself, I prefer white soft silk scarves and ice picks. Sorry.
> 
>>i think imagination and creatitivity along with sleeze should be considered.
>>i hope i hav'nt left anyone out who would like to play.  if so, grab a can of
>>crisco and your twister game and jump in anytime.
> 
> i prefer mazola.  doesn't harm the thigh-high leather boots as much,
> plus it makes the rubber sheets easier to clean up afterwards.
> also adds a nice texture to the custard and is more fun than treacle.


Me, I;m a lady of class. Give me bear skin rugs, satin sheets, rain
storms at midnight, huge hot tubs with unlimited supplies of Spam and
white wine, strawberries and champagne, mirrors and whatnot.
 > 
> but my favourite is e-z-cheese (not the bacon kind)

I'll stick to the whipped cream, if you don't mind.
.> 
>>chestnutt aka having lots of fun but is it legal?
> 
> kisses
> leather aka you want danger, baby, i'll show you what danger is
> 
>
Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
Pasionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?  
>
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: Sex sells...
Date: 9 Nov 92 14:31:34 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov8.154207.3788@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <1992Nov4.221639.750@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>> In article <3NOV92.02051660@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>> In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
>>>>In article <30OCT92.06271811@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>>>> In a previous article, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu hammered in the morning:
>>>>>>By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>>>>>>president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
>>>>>>a sex object for president?  
>>>>> 
>>>>> Sorry, luv, but we've already got one of those.  More than one could cause 
>>>>> serious damage (although we might be able to fit you in somewhere...)
>>>>> 
>>>>> Fievel aka soon to have his ass in a sling for insinuating something.
>>>>Fievel Darling, are you trying to flirt with the sleazy blonde? I hope
>>>>not, because I'd hate to have to skin you alive and fry you for dinner
>>>>to feed to my pet dragon Hildebrandt. 
>>> 
>>> I did predict this, didn't I...?
>>> No, my dear, I'm not flirting with our new friend from the arctic wastes of 
>>> oswego.  I'm simply trying to make her feel welcome in this sludgepit we call 
>>> the friendly neighborhood newsgroup.  With regards to Hidebrandt, might I 
>>> suggest a barbecue?
>>> 			King Fievel
>>> 			(Oh!  What a giveaway!!!)
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Oh, thank you! You are so kind to make little old me feel welcome! May I repay
>> your kindness?  And how would you like me to repay it?  Or shall I send you my
>> catalog of "kindness?"
> 
> Yeah, Fievel. What are you going to say? Are you going to give up all
> that we have going for us--a bumper crop of Spam, lots of homemade
> lemon curry, several sensuous memories(!!!!)--for some girl from
> oswego? You already know I love you, and what you do for me, must you
> throw away all our _memories_ for another when we have such wonderful
> potential, my darling?
> Gina aka your ass isn't in a sling _yet_ but it could be aka if it
> gets there can I make it better?


Poor Fievel.  It's so sad when someone has to threaten you by withholding sex. 
Then again, I guess you aren't really missing much.  That's OK, I'd be more
than happy to fill the sexual void in your life.  (And I'd like you to fill my
void.)
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 7 Nov 92 01:42:58 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:

>In article <1992Nov4.045418.19312@news.ysu.edu> af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
>>
>>In a previous article, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) says:
>>
>>>In article <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>
>>Hey! I'm the resident redhead here. :P
>>
>>
>>Lisa 

>faugh.  well, mine's not really red anyway.  i was lying.
>it's sort of a, hmm, lessee.  i can't remember.  auburn,
>thassit. 
A Red-head by any other name is a frog.

>leather says "paraphernalia shouldn't intimidate you!"
Eccles says What sort? Are we talking Madonna or what??
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
Subject: Re: Jester For Sale!!!!!!!!!!! Auctioning of Jester
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 10:29:36 GMT

What do you want for your soul?  Don't be afraid to ask for whatever
you want - I'm a professional, after all.

Dan "Tool of Satan" (as certified by the Southern Baptist Church
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 6 Nov 92 14:34:20 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov5.201523.19633@news.ysu.edu>, af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
> 
> In a previous article, morrisdj@uhura.aston.ac.uk (DJ MORRIS) says:
> 
>>af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
>>: 
>>: Hey! I'm the resident redhead here. :P
>>: 
>>Well I've always fancied a redhead, so why don't you pop over here and we can
>>'get to know each other better'?
> 
> cheeky devil *wink* 
> 
> sorry Dan, the three former women of alt.fan.m.p. (Lisa, lisa and Tia) have 
> been replaced by Gina and the other redhead.

But at least one of us--namely Gina--is a classy alt.fan.m.p.'er. so
you can call me anytime.
 > 
> call them, they are goers *nudge nudge*
> 
>>Luv, 
>>Daniel.
> Lisa aka a has-been *sigh*
> 
> 
> -- 
>             "The children asked him if to kill was not a sin"
>                                                 Lennon/McCartney
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 7 Nov 92 01:46:00 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:

>In article <1992Nov4.183420.8039@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>
>>In article <1992Nov3.214454.7465@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
> 
>>lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
>>chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?

>hee hee!  how far will i *go*?  how far will *i* go?
>ooooh, baby, wait and see.
Pormises pornises.

>mmmmm...hey, maybe i should get references...sprooney?
>help me out here...
Right, do you want a hand? Or foot, or any other parts?
You don't want NMois, he's just got a BIG nose.

>leather aka warming up the custard
Eccles aka Getting his cutaway wetsuit.
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Vote for Jester
Date: 6 Nov 92 21:10:21 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. (Physics Dept.)


	In article <ins450m.720779855@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> 
	ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) did say :

->>Vote for Jester and make Saddam Hussein very happy.
->
->>S. Frog
->>Conquistador Coffee Marketing Co.
->
->At last what you've all been waiting for - return of the Eccles!!!
Horay, three cheers for Eccles :)
etc. etc.

->
->I intend to make a last minute plea for votes, b/c I haven't read the
->newsgroup for a long time, becauser you were all being _too_ silly.
*TOO* silly is that possible I ask myself :)

->Kill Jester.
->Now I'm back and I want all the votes for ME!!!!
Too late, the vote is over, at least I think it is. So we will have to
arrange a little coup.

->
->My preferences are for the piece of rhubarb, and my policies are to 
->stop people knocking akas, and get them to ring the bell instead, thats
->what its therefore my deep desire running up and down her spine like to
->thank my mother for not being here, of course I can't hear, my ears are
->full as a goog, after only one drink up or it'll go cold. Thank you.
Hmm.... and he said we were silly.. :) 

->
->Eccles aka Vote for Eccles as Thain, and I'll revoke Jester's posting rights.
Pag aka right anyone in on the revolution, and Jester can go boil his
        head :)

->
->*grin*
*SMIRK*
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: s0523720@let.rug.nl (H. de Raadt)
Subject: beard haggling
Organization: Faculteit der Letteren, Rijksuniversiteit Groningen, NL
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 11:07:03 GMT

Hi there,
Could anyone provide me with the text of the "beard-haggling"-dialogue from 
Life of Brian? I'll bet some of you know it by heart. I think it's one of 
the best scenes. A friend of mine once got some money off the original price 
for something she bought on the market when she mentioned this scene to the 
stall-holder and they had a conversation similar to it. (This was not a 
Dutch friend, by the way!)
Thanks,
Hanneke de Raadt
(S0523720@let.rug.nl)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Objection........ 
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 9 Nov 92 20:10:54 -0600

In article <BxGq93.30n@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
} WHAT I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IS LACK OF INTELIGENT POSTINGS..
} I MEAN I WAS GONE FOR 4 WHOLE DAYS AND 216 ARTICLES AND I REPLIED
} TO 2 OF THEM..THAT IS BLOODY RIDICULOUS.......IF THIS KEEPS UP I MIGHT
} HAVE TO DO SOMETHIGN DRASTIC AGAIN....LIKE RUN ANOTHER CROOKED ELECTION
} OR NOT TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK ON.....
} 
} Jestere aka on a rampage yet again.......
No NO DON'T DO IT!!!!

DAMN IT, NOW YOU'VE GOT ME DOING IT.  ALL WE HEAR ABOUT THESE DAYS IS SEX.  SEX  
SEX SEX!!!  IF IT ISN'T ONE POSITION, IT'S ANOTHER!!!  MY GOD, ONE WOULD THINK  
THAT THIS NEWSGROUP IS FULL OF PERVERTS.  COME NOW, JESTER, LET US GO AND SPEAK  
WITH ALT.CULT.MOVIES...PERHAPS THEY WILL HAVE A SUGGESTION...

PHIL SQUIG DAMN, I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: csg191@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Ibanez)
Subject: Forsooth!
Organization: FT&T
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 14:17:41 GMT

Forsooth quile bonny day mon garson.  Methinks thIS
Could be the beginning of something very fruity parp.

Burp - goddnight!
-- 
      The  __________   __
           \         \ /\ \ 
            **********/  **  
             / **    /  **___    ________    _______    _______   ________
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: You're Invited
Organization: The Heaxgon
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 05:09:11 GMT


        			YOU'RE INVITED

 TO: bang your head against a wall
     ----------------------------------------------------
 with a few friends

BY: Sir John Gumby
    ------------------------

ADDRESS: Battersea Power Station + St Michael's Hospital afterwards
         ---------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: spock@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Scott)
Subject: Sick and tired of this election crap!!!
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 01:29:00 GMT


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: umehn@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Paula M. Ehn)
Subject: Re: Spanish Inquistion
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 21:01:31 GMT

umdavi22@ccu.umanitoba.ca writes
>NOOObody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!

Oh shut you festering gob, you malodourous tit-faced pervert!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: Enough CRAP!
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 05:11:10 GMT

In article <1992Nov12.161525.816@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>OK, I would just like to state that I am utterly sick of this sex nonsense.  I
>would be quite happy to return to my silly pythonesque world and leave all this
>crap behind.  I hearby withdraw from this sleazefest race and refuse to post
>anymore garbage on the subject.  I hope that anyone who reads this newsgroup
>for MONTY PYTHON stuff will also do the same.
(*Yawn!*  Stretches.)  It's about time that we do something else.  All this
Scheissensprechen is getting a little out of hand here.  Hey, I'm not saying
that it was a bad idea, just that it's time for a change.  I'll wake up when
something new happens here.  (Yawns, curls up on the sofa, tucks paws under
chin, goes to sleep.)

William Turlough Cat aka beiad

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Vote for Jester
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 08:36:42 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>Oh, we've bin waiting.. I think I asked a couple of peeps to vote
>for you.
silly man. I wasn;t even here at the time.,

>>I intend to make a last minute plea for votes, b/c I haven't read the
>>newsgroup for a long time, becauser you were all being _too_ silly.
>>Kill Jester.
>>Now I'm back and I want all the votes for ME!!!!
>OK, Ok. Wotever you say m'lord.
Yay. The respect I deserve at lasy

>>My preferences are for the piece of rhubarb, and my policies are to 
>>stop people knocking akas, and get them to ring the bell instead, thats
>>what its therefore my deep desire running up and down her spine like to
>>thank my mother for not being here, of course I can't hear, my ears are
>>full as a goog, after only one drink up or it'll go cold. Thank you.
>I agree. (aka I'm too lazy (drunk?) to type anyting else!!!
Tequila

>>Eccles aka Vote for Eccles as Thain, and I'll revoke Jester's posting rights.
>Thain?
>Ar maith leat ata/ leis an tainiste?
S-a brore brit monlit nit tanit.

>>*grin*
>Ditto/g.
:)


>OSImn o/g
Eccles aka Now the leader of OGR
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Originator: kchestn@c00390-346dan.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 18:21:33 GMT


In article <1992Nov7.122041.3770@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
|> Path: taco!rock!concert!rutgers!ukma!netnews.louisville.edu!wkuvx1!goffgb
|> From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Subject: Re: Sex sells...
|> Message-ID: <1992Nov7.122041.3770@wkuvx1.bitnet>
|> Date: Sat, 7 Nov 92 13:20:41 EST
|> References: <1992Nov5.201442.2723@tamsun.tamu.edu> <1992Nov6.083219.3745@wkuvx1 <1992Nov7.001054.7581@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
|> Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY
|> Lines: 15
|> 
|> In article <1992Nov7.001054.7581@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, hschmidt@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Heidi E Schmidt) writes:
|> >>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
|> >>>>Passionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?
|> >>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back?  (purr 
|> >>>purr nose sniff...)
|> >>> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
|> >      Went out of style??  Precious cat... you have been taking a cat nap...;)
|> > I am for the warm bear hugs,snuggling... and the romantic sleaze in principle.
|> > As well as wonderful tickle bouts where you breathlessly end up passionately in
|> > each others arms *smmoooooocching*
|> > 
|> > hschmidt aka Eine kleine/gross baer *toddle*toddle*toddle*
|> My kind of man!!!
|> And they want a hard-core sleazefest. What's wrong with the soft-core?
|> What's our country up to these days?
|> 
as noted when the contest was first introduced, the winner is not only judged
on sleeze.  The sky is the limit folks.  Work those little grey cells my as my
little Belgium friend would say.  Be creative.  

chestnutt aka do you know who my little Belgium friend is?
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Female incentive
Date: 4 Nov 92 22:24:17 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov4.221844.752@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
> In article <1992Nov4.221201.749@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>> In article <1992Nov4.133214.740@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov2.142356.3656@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>> In article <1992Oct31.144152.727@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> For my fellow females, a campaign promise...
>>>>> 
>>>>> You can borrow my fiance.
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> When's the next night he's free? I can't reach the top shelf and could
>>>> use his, um, heighth to get some things down for me.	Thanks.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>> 
>>>>> P.S.  If you intend to comment on this, just remember:
>>>>> 
>>>>> My fiance is 6'8', collects automatic weapons, thinks Arnold "The Terminator"
>>>>> S. (I'll be damned if I can spell it) is a poofta, and reads this newsgroup.
>>>>> 
>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>>        (By the way, imagine what will happen if you don't vote for me.)
>>> 
>>> Oh, as a minor comment... Mrs. Bonggg stepped *a bit* out of her bounds in
>>> offering her fiance (me) as an incentive. She forgot to say that I charge...
>>> 
>>>   Ray "The Guttskwisher" Warner Bonggg
>>> 
>> 
>> Oh, never mind him.  He's just grumpy because he only gets me 12 times a day
>> instead of 15.
>> 
>> *He moves heavy objects, opens those tight jar lids, and does windows*
>                                                            ^^^^^^^^^^^^
> Hmmm...windows...I never thought of that use for that creamy stuff...
                                                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Oh, you mean your rash lotion, dear? Well, that's what happens when you and
Animal play with the llamas....


> Oh, and by the way, the only reason it's only 12 per day is that 12 is all she
> can afford on her college fund...

-}Yeah, those special corrective devices are expensive.

> 
> The 'skwish dude...
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