From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058)
Subject: Re: Stewie, this is your life!
Followup-To: alt.fan.john-palmer, rec.arts.tonka 
Summary: hmm 
Keywords: shitstool fuckaduck maggotcockeatingshithead snotsucking
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 15:39:17 GMT

In article <joshua.702797527@coombs> joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:
>whoami@hostname (OH CHRIST IVE FUKKIN CUM!!!!!!!!!!) writes:
>
>>STEWIE AT BIRTH:
>>Stewie's Butt-Mom:  UNGNGGGG AARGG WUH WUH RARASDADRSFSDGDFVFV
>>Doctor: It's a boy!
>>Stewie: Of course its a boy you dimwit fuckhead smeg cheese sucking
>>        gobbet of hemhorroidal tissue, I've got a goddammed fucking
>>        plainasyourcrustypuswateryeyescansee dick you pimply excuse for a
>>        cocksucking fistyourselfwiththecadaversinmedschool nerd geek!  Now
>>        get down and suck my dick and watch the placenta.
>
>>STEWIE AT SCHOOL:
>>Teacher: Hello class, we have a new student today!  Please say hello to
>>         Melvin Gladstone!
>>Melvin: Hi everybody!
>>Class: Hi Melvin!
>>Stewie: MELVIN WHAT A SORRY ASS FUCKIN EXCUSE FOR A LOSER NERD CUNTFACE
>>        SHITEATING MAGGOTSTENCH NEEDLEDICK.  I BET IF YOU EVER REACH
>>        PUBERTY YOULL JACK OFF TO NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MAGAZINES AND POP
>>        YOUR PIZZAFACE CLEARASLIME PUSTULENT ZITS UNTIL THE PAGES GET
>>        STICKY AND YOU HAVE TO LICK IT OFF WITH YOUR SLIMY BOOGER SLICK
>>        TONGUE TO SEE THE SAGGING WATER BUFFALO HIPPOTITS UNTIL YOUR MOTHER
>>        COMES IN THE ROOM AND VOMITS WETLY ALL OVER YOUR PINHEAD PRIDE AND
>>        FUCKIN JOY LAME-ASS SHITFORBRAINS ATTEMPT AT SMUT.  NOW LICK IT UP!!!!
>
>>STEWIE AT HOME:
>>Stewie's Mommary: Hi honey, how was your day?
>>Stewie: Fuck you you anally violated yogurt infected crotchrotsnot slut.
>>        Im surprised Im an only child, to look at your mammoth putrid crater
>>        of a diseased syphallictic 3-liter economammary twat it fucking looks
>>        like youve had the Peoples fuckin Republic of China squeezing and
>>        clawing their way out of your mangy gangrenous maw.
>
>>STEWIE IN LOVE:
>>Stewie's lardwench: Oooh darling, please say those three little words to me!
>>Stewie: bloatedcolon pustulentshitboil titcancerwank
>
>>STEWIE THE DADDY:
>>Stewie's blubberson: Daddy, why did the squirrel have to die?
>>Stewie: Look you little cretinous snot-nosed spunk, as if it were any of
>>        your fuckin pinhead bushiness that little fucktoothed rattyass escapee
>>        from a horny taxidermist decided to put his useless little empty head
>>        underneath Daddys fuckin brand spankin new Michelins and have his slimy
>>        shitencrusted gentrails squirted out of his rectumpusslimed asshole
>>        when I ran the little shitface over!  Godammit I knew I shouldnta
>>        used such a fukkin cheap-ass rubber.  Fuck off.
>
>>STEWIE BY HIMSELF:
>>Stewie: Now where is my BrightStar Care-Bear and the tub of rancid Crisco?
>
>
>>I love it moremoremore
>
>>whoami@hostname
>
>>"Hi Melvin! I'd like to be your friend too even though you can't e-mail me!"
>
>unbelievably, this is my favorite post of the past five minutes.
>
>cut it out roger.
>
>josh

Damned if I'm not impressed too. A truly, fuckingly marvelous
spoogerant assasination. I'm too fucking  dead to respond in
kind, I've been killed before but never as fluently as this.

cut it out dac

L.