HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 04:28:37 GMT

In <1992Dec14.195506.8588@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>I have applied to two dating services.

Carbon and potassium.
From: jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful afterbirth
Date: 18 Dec 92 01:28:24 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Dec11.155249.10725@vax.oxford.ac.uk>, reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk wri
tes:
>In article <1992Dec9.033801.19086@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (J
ANE HORVATH) writes:
>>
>> i don't think there is anything wrong with using human placental extract in
>> cosmetic products.
>>
>> without it, my moisturizer would have no flavor whatsoever.
>                                           ^^^^^^
>
>You know, when I first read this, I thought it said "flame-thrower".
>
>Jason
>better, by degrees
>
>>
>> -jane
>
>See Jane run. Run, Jane.  See Jane with dog.  Dog and Jane run.
 ^^^^^^^^                  ^^^^^^^^
>Run Jane and Dog. Jan dog and run. And dog Jane run. Run and Jane dog.
>
how fucking original.  in all my life, nobody else has ever made a
'see jane..' association with my name. (note the sarcasm)
i'm still waiting for someone to mention tarzan.


-jane
--
From: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: naive dimensional analysis
Summary: none
Keywords: physics 7a
Date: 13 Dec 92 04:47:21 GMT

My substance varies as the 3/2 power of my appearance.

I can't help it.


-- 
Rowan T. Hamilton                         "To dig this is to groove on
hamilton@huhepl.harvard.edu                   hella shit."
hamilton@fnald.fnal.gov                   - casey@wackenhut.com
From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Keywords: HO HO HO
Date: 14 Dec 92 20:07:37 GMT
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA


     My wife and I were doing some channel surfing late Friday night
and came across this screen gem after stopping on TBS's totally
(100%) weird movie night. Not that the movie was bizarre, but if you
take the time to read the closing credits you will notice that
Girmar (the small martian girl) is in reality none other than
Pia Zadora.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: One Thing You Can Count On.
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 18:18:10 GMT

In article <1gsv4tINNbnk@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White) writes:
>
>Cars with those bumper stickers that say "This vehicle protected by
>Smith & Wesson" aren't.


Aren't what?  Cars?

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bad News
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 04:06:13 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

(BoB) Tech) writes:
: >If you're reading this right now, you're a God.  
: >Right Now.  Officially. 

i'll go for a selection from (determined in a GodLike Fashion)

God Of Horny SpaceFarers
God Of Lost Time
God Of Evil & Inferiority

the last might be a bit of a contradiction.
 -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Shri Shri Anandamurtiji With That? |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com    |
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From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: quote looking for a context
Date: 13 Dec 92 08:17:11 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

"Poor fellow - look, his willie is all blacked over."

c
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A Paper on the Social Forces Behind the Development of Usenet
Date: 15 Dec 92 22:59:56 GMT
Followup-To: alt.best.of.internet


In article >censored<, tal@Warren.MENTORG.COM (Tom Limoncelli) writes:

|>Reality is stranger than fiction #943247:

I read this as "Reality is stronger then fiction".


"Well, it is."

"What?"

"Reality _is_ stronger than fiction."

"What makes you say that?"

"We're living in Reality now, right?"

"Umm... yeah."

"Looks like fiction got its ass kicked."


--
Xian. Actually we were living in California.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel)
Subject: Short Shameful Coincidence
Reply-To: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
Organization: The Ghost Of Christmas Past Society
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 15:13:50 GMT


I have an uncanny knack for contributing to trends before I know about 'em.

After sending a ssc with a personal-ad theme, I rescanned the newsfeed to see:

129322: Re: short shameful confession
129323: Re: short shameful confession
129328: Short shameful confession
129329: Short Shameful Confession
129330: Short shameful confession (mine)
129333: Re: Tall SWM seeks tall girls

if my life's this t.b-trend-driven, looks like I should try to meet a Somalian
girl IN BED and ask if she'd like to try some new Tater Clits[tm].


				jeff "betcha can't eat just one" c., ncsu.				

--
          jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu : have clue, will travel.
       ---------------------------------------------------
     It's time to see the world / It's time to kiss the girl
              It's time to cross the wild meridian
  Grab your bag and take a chance / Time to learn a Cajun dance
             Kid, you're gonna see the morning sun...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Speaking Quantitatively,
From: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton)
Date: 17 Dec 92 23:57:42 GMT
Keywords: Scat'n'stuff
Summary: Scratch'n'Sniff

which is larger, a butt-load or a fuck-wad?

In my personal experience, an average butt-load tends to be larger than
an average fuck-wad. But there have been exceptions.

There was that one night in Loisada. There were rumors that the cops were
going to evict the squatters, so we all had our black-out curtains down.
The air was hot, muggy, and still. I had dozed off, but when I awoke she was
asleep, arms up and tucked behind her head. My face was resting near her
breast, but I was more aware of the oily nest of her armpit then I was of
her well-formed mams. The pheromones were incredible. They lit up my
neurons like a pinball machine. I was crazed. I plunged my face into
that pit and inhaled, again, again......

Ahem. Oh well. So are these terms defined somewhere or what?

-- 
Rowan T. Hamilton                         "To dig this is to groove on
hamilton@huhepl.harvard.edu                   hella shit."
hamilton@fnald.fnal.gov                   - casey@wackenhut.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Electricity I
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 18:09:23 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.171148.6400@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
>Electricity is cool.  I had always thought an outlet was an outlet, you know,
>they grow on outlet trees or something, like chocolate or pencils, things
>you only think of as a finished whole, not as a sum of parts.  This is how 
>you make an electric outlet:   [ ... ]


Congratulations. You know more about electricity and wiring that half
the people posting in misc.consumers.house.

(You left out checking the outlet with an outlet checker before plugging
in the lamp, though. But we'll let it pass this time.)



-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: rec.humor."funny" (was: Refugee chicken)
Keywords: topical, original, chuckle, offensive
Date: 16 Dec 92 14:03:46 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.chicken,misc.test
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse

In article <S4be.1eec@looking.on.ca> djmurphy@eng.umd.edu (David J. 
Murphy) writes:

Q: Why did the Somali chicken cross the road?

A: To escape to Ethiopia. 


HAW! HAW!!  HAW!!!  I GEDDIT!!
DAVID MURPHY THINKS STARVING REFUGEES ARE FUNNY!
AND MADDI HAUSMANN THINKS STARVING REFUGEES ARE FUNNY!
HAW! HAW!! HAW!!!#%!!
THEY MUST BOTH HAVE BRANES LIKE POTATOES!!!$!!


-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent,      || Ken Johnson                           healthy young women are taken.         || A I Applications Institute
It's a basic rule of the universe,     || 80 South Bridge                       and if you don't like it,              || Edinburgh,  Scotland   EH1 1HN
go somewhere else.                     || Phone 031-650 2756   Fax 031-650 6513
               -- my dad  1906-1992    || E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
From: tbrann@black.ox.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Test
Date: 13 Dec 92 12:03:21 GMT
Organization: Oxford University Engineering Dept.
Originator: tbrann@black

jeffrey@owlnet.rice.edu (Jeffrey L. Rios) writes:
>	I am conducting a search to find the most bizarre person in the entire
>civilized (and uncivilized) world. Any ideas on who this might be?

I think you win hands down, for no reason other than having a penis growing
out of your forehead.

Tony
-- 
"And soon all of us will sleep under the earth, | tbrann@ox.ac.uk
  we who never let each other sleep above it."  | u90afb@ecs.ox.ac.uk
   Marina Tsvetayeva 1915                       | oupafb@ox.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A rude awakening
Date: 18 Dec 92 02:37:21
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
NNTP-Posting-Host: wilbur.unh.edu
In-reply-to: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu's message of 17 Dec 92 20:48:09 GMT
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Comments: Matrimony is the root of all evil.


Richard White <an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu> writes:

=> I never realized just how much time I waste reading t.b until I
=> started getting kicked off every hour,

Incidentally, the sequel to "A Solider Erect" by Brian W. Aldiss is
called "A Rude Awakening" (or was it the other way around?)
Coincidence, right? 




--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.

                               HUG ME!
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: cathy's response to sioux's flames
Date: 10 Dec 92 23:43:21 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <1g6ar0INNnsc@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
> In article <1992Dec9.190820.351@scott.skidmore.edu> croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) writes:
>>
>>to all of you lowlife peckerheads who have decided that sioux and
>>myself are not worthy to post here, i have a few things to say:

[Lots of stuff omitted in here; you've all seen it already.  I just have one
observation to make...]
 
> the problem with this, of course, i that it does not make you
> folks interesting.  the bitchy bit is good for a couple of
> posts, but it'll get old real fast.

Ah, at last someone gets the point.  They DON'T WANT to be interesting.  They
WANT their posts to get old real fast.  They want to make you low-life
peckerheads into annoyed and angry low-life peckerheads.  Can't say I blame
'em.  

					--Joachim
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:42469 alt.religion.kibology:5489
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: T.B Boxed Edition
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 20:43:14 GMT



In article <1992Dec11.033233.26164@sol.UVic.CA> rigler@dao.nrc.ca (Michael Rigler) writes:

   -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

   THE RULES (for 3-10 players):

   ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

   1.  The players each select a game piece.  A game piece is any solid object 
       that can be found in the immediate vicinity having dimensions less than 
           [...]
       gameboard and left alone for 60 seconds.  After 60 seconds, any pieces 
       remaining in the Lurker Zone are still in the game.

I guess I can't use "The Cockraoch" as my game piece.  Maybe I can use
  "The Cockroach with Pushpin". 

   2.  The remaining players each throw one dice to see who goes first.  Ties
       are re-rolled.  The player rolling the highest number goes first, and 
       play proceeds counter-clockwise around the table for the rest of the 
       game.

I think instead of dice we should use homeless people from misc.jobs.wanted.

   4.  Entering and leaving a Zone (one of the corner squares):  When a player
       advances his piece into a Zone (from either direction), he or she must 
       stop and end the turn on that Zone.  When exiting a Zone, only one dice 
       is rolled instead of the usual two die.  This includes the first move 
       of the game, during which a player exits the Lurker Zone. 

The "Zone".  I like it.  Maybe I should have chosen imipolex as my
game piece.


jv <- ``So, when does everyone point at the newbis and shout "*plonk*!"?''

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: koellner@galaxy.fernuni-hagen.de (Johnnie Walker)
Subject: NO MORE JOHNNIE WALKER!!!!
Organization: FernUniversitaet Hagen
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 01:34:23 GMT

just changed to Tullamore Dew.
Never say never again.
Let the postman ring twice, shoot once.
HARAKIRI OVERKILL
AAAEEEEE
        EEEEEEEE
                EEEEEE
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                        SQUIETCHCHCHCHCHC
--
Peter Koellner 
Student of Idiocy at the university of Dortmund
EMAIL:koellner@fernuni-hagen.de
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: March of the Newbies
Date: 16 Dec 1992 05:32:40 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, pechever@phakt.usc.edu (The Heckler) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
>"Come, let us retract the foreskin of misconception and apply the wire
>		brush of enlightenment."   --Geoff Miller  

 pechever@phakt.usc.edu -- anagram (@=l)
**************************************
  Save up the D-cup, Heckler!
**************************************


-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Question (Was Re: In Search Of)
Date: 18 Dec 1992 18:20:00 -0800
Organization: <censored>
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: sal-sun199.usc.edu

In article <1gt732INN9g5@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>"A love supreme." (x14)
>-- John Coltrane
>    (after ruining his mind with drugs and becoming born-again)

Which caused the real damage, though?

5150
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Short Shameful Confession
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 17:36:47 GMT

I often ask what my country can do for me.


mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Yum.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Distribution: talk
Date: 16 Dec 92 15:22:00 CST


In article <schnitzi.724514656@eola.cs.ucf.edu>, schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
> 
> Ingredients of the Dolly Madison Coffee Cake I just ate:
> 
> Sugar, enriched bleach flour (flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin
> mononitrate, riboflavin), corn syrup, water, grown sugar, egg whites.
> Contains 2% or less of each of the following: partially hydrogenated
> soybean and/or cottonseed oil, modified cornstarch, vegetable fiber,
> leavenings (baking soda, sodium acid pyrophosphate, monocalcium
> phosphate, dicalcium phosphate), whey, cinammon, salt, natural and
> artificial flavor, sorbic acid (a preservative), emulsifiers (mono
> and diglycerides, sorbitan monostearate, polysorbate 60, propylene
> glycol), calcium sulfate, adipic acid.

That's why I always buy Hostess instead of Dolly Madison.

The Dolly Madison stuff lacks my favorite ingredient, "animal and/or
vegetable shortening".
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca)
Subject: Why I love canetoad.uucp
Summary: This occurred to me while I was buying two dozen frozen burritos.
Organization: Yardsticks for Lunatics
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 07:56:43 GMT

     Many yummy postings, high in fiber.

---
David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Sonata for solo brain cell in A, op.5465-a
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 15 Dec 92 12:03:48 CST


In article <1992Dec15.140727.3280@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
> 
> welll, like all good sonatas here we have a theme, and the theme of this one
> brain cell this morning is murky and dark, morning like, tired, vague
> rumblings of christmas carols sung by dozens of ill tuned voices acc.
> by ill tuned guitar still reverberating a little whilst students rush about
> madly. exams, hah! what wimps, one fucking week outta the year they're up
> at 8. :|
> welll, like all good sonatas here we have a theme, and the theme of this one
> brain cell this morning is murky and dark, morning like, tired, vague
> rumblings of christmas carols sung by dozens of ill tuned voices acc.
> by ill tuned guitar still reverberating a little whist students rush about
> madly. exams, hah! what wimps, one fucking week outta the year they're up
> at 8.
> 
> and now further development. a new theme, work, as the frenzied brain cell
> sees work to do but cant stop posting to talk.bizarre. the key modulates
> wildly, the brain cell is making all kinds of horrible noises which are
> almost music but not quite, well, maybe music ahhhsgrnoerhg uegnelgel
> 
> and now gently we are back in the original key, we are refinding our
> original theme. damn, im tired. ahh, and these fuckin little students
> and theyre exams. and the happy finale: vacation is just around the corner,
> two weeks of eating free food while still being paid. livin fat.
> 

What??? the END??? You can't have a sonata that goes "AABC"!!

You have to end with a restatement of the original theme, like this:

> welll, like all good sonatas here we have a theme, and the theme of this one
> brain cell this morning is murky and dark, morning like, tired, vague
> rumblings of christmas carols sung by dozens of ill tuned voices acc.
> by ill tuned guitar still reverberating a little whist students rush about
> madly. exams, hah! what wimps, one fucking week outta the year they're up
> at 8.

jkc (second movement...)
From: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: New Identity
Date: 19 Dec 1992 00:20:23 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: salmon.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

I'm going to get re-done, so that no one will recognize me
ever again. I have to be protected. They told me that 
talk.bizarre has no mercy in locating previous offenders.
So I taunt you now as I slip into oblivion.

You'll never know when I come back - I could be Blair 
Houghton, Rob Dobson, Dominus - anyone. You won't know
until you feel the cold steel blade penetrating your
contracting kidney as I taste first blood.
--
operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: How to have a wonderful time at other's expense.
X-Xxdate: Mon, 14 Dec 92 15: 29:11 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: Boyce Thompson Institute
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 15:22:47 GMT

In article <624@thunder.LakeheadU.Ca> Dave Angus, dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca
writes:
>My favourite way of entertaining passengers is to
>switch off the ignition while descending a hill.
>This requires that the engine have a carb, and that
>the clutch and transmission be engaged.  After
>counting to 10, turn the ignition on.  If all goes
>well, there will be an earth-shattering kaboom.


Then again, if you have an ignition/steering wheel interlock, you may not have
to wait a 10-count for your earth-shattering kaboom.


.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                                   Would I steer you wrong?  Nah...
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
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From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: Sara Toga #2
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 92 21:25:51 EST
Organization: Zantop World Airways

In article <1992Dec11.183246.6664@scott.skidmore.edu> ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
>
>    i want to slowly take off your clothes, and lick you, slowly,
>carefully, teasingly, from your toes, up your legs, your chest, your
>ears, until you are writhing in unbearable passion. like a good dog
>should. 
>
>						woof,
>
>						siouxzy.
>smile.

Well, okay.  Be careful, though.  I've got this little silver smiling sun
earring in my left ear, and the rays are kind of pointy and sometimes 
catch on things.  Watch your tongue, now.

ljd
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:42164 alt.religion.kibology:5442
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Proper pronunciation of 'Kibo' IN BED
Date: 17 Dec 92 14:17:32 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: court+@CMU.EDU (Court Demas)

In article <cf=bip_00Vp=AOqmc5@andrew.cmu.edu>, court+@CMU (Court Demas) writes:
>NOT!  I  would never be caught dead computing the first 100 digits of pi
>- I have them memorized.  I actually know 200, but only posted to 100 so
>somebody else could join the fun (I'm still waiting).  If you don't know
>at least 70-80 digits of pi then you have a serious problem.

It depends.  If you know at least 70-80 digits IN THE PROPER ORDER, you
have a problem.  If you know at least 70-80 digits IN THE PROPER ORDER
OTHER THAN THE FIRST 70-80 DIGITS, you have a serious problem.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Newbies (was: Re: Whatever happened to Amy S. Kahn?)
Date: 11 Dec 92 15:19:50 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1g4e8lINN1v6@lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk>, 
cstadgs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr R J Tinsley) writes:
> In article <Byz94q.HBM@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> prokopy@sage.cc.purdue.edu (dave)
> writes:
>>
>>doesn't this mean he's sure he's not a newbie; and therefore, by
>>definitition, he's a newbie?
>>
> 
> Shit, Dave, that post was so brilliant that you had to post it twice, just in
> case we missed it first time round?
> 
> -Bob
> 
> 
> +----------------------------------------+-----------------------------------+
> |  Bob Tinsley, Maths Undergraduate      |  It's just a matter of bongs ...  |
> |  Janet    : cstadgs@uk.ac.warwick.csv  |  (Nanny Ogg in 'Witches Abroad')  |
> |  Internet : cstadgs@csv.warwick.ac.uk  |  <Standard disclaimer goes here>  |
> +----------------------------------------+-----------------------------------+

I have no joke, I just like saying "Mr R J Tinsley".

Jason
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