From: middleto5442@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: <None>
Date: 14 Dec 92 02:20:33 -0600
Organization: University of Northern Iowa




        Hrmm.  I read that sex thingy, and I want to say that it is IMMORAL,
yes, friends...IMOORAL, I say, and SUREly spawned by SAtan.  (waggles finger) 
This is a DIrect result of ROCK and ROLL!!!  Dating is fine, I say...but don't
take it too far...DINner, DANcing, FOREplay...*urk*

        Naw.  I guess Jesse Helms just isn't alive in ME.

        I look at that thing and I say...wow.  This guy must think he is hot
stuff.  Sure, it was a good idea and all, a good way to contact the world
around you, a good way to get to know other cultures...and so is international
terrorism.  I cannot help but visualize a guy, in a big hat and nothing else
sitting in front of a typewriter with his schlong in his hand thinking:

        "I can make people believe this."

        I mean, what kind of moron would it take to actually BELIEVE that just
because a woman received some smarmy, cum-splattered paper that had been
fondled by the hands of horndogs the world over, just because she received
this, she would find a man with a big dick and a small ego?  Shit, I'm sure he
drove a Porscha as well.  And was prolly named Bardley Jeffery Hamilton Carson
Witherspore III.

        Or Todd.  Maybe Todd.

        At any rate..I know that if *I* received one of those thingies in the
mail, my sex life would not greatly improve.  Due to the fact that I have none. 
*wince*  But still...

        This summer, while I was attending school, a friend of mine received a
similar letter, a good luck letter.  He posted it on his bulletin board on
pointed it out to all his friends.  But nothing happened.  Good, bad, or
metaphysically impossible, not a god damn thing occured because, foreby, or in
anyway physically linkable to this letter did his life improve.  Nor did he
suddenly develop a braincloud, or whatall...but he had been so SURE that
something good would come of this good luck letter.

        Kinda like finding a four-leaf clover while sitting in front of a
moving Mack truck.  Only not quite as messy.

        Now, I put a certain faith in luck and coincidence.  If I werte to
receive one of those letters, I would certainly send it on its way, if only to
sucker other people...*cackle*

        But to so blatantly assault a reader's sensibility by such carefully
measured pornography as THAT letter....it is degrading, and I find it wholly
repulsive.  The belief that any form of paper could POSSIBLY imrpove your sex
life is obviuosly unfounded...aye, even the green type of paper, and even in
Washington D.C.  Sorry, Senators...

        I have rambled enough...I shall be sure to post further here...and far
far stranger.

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Disclaimer: The views expressed in this posting do not in any way reflect the
views of the University of Northern Iowa, its students, faculty, or stff
any of the people who read this, or, obviously, the person who typed it.

        Any typos are intentional.

        Any grammatical errors or false punctuations are also intentional,
strategically placed in an attempt to confuse the reader.

        The University of Northern Iowa in NO way, shape, or form, shares these
thoughts with the reader, as there are so few actual thoughts to be had on this
campus.

                        Have a lovely day.  *thump*



                                        Jericho
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