HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de
Subject: Re: I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT.
Organization: University of Passau - Germany
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 13:04:47 GMT

In article <1992Nov18.115823.843@blurt.oswego.edu>
la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu (Meredith Luke) writes:
 
>
>In article <BxvoF0.3sn@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>I've had it with this newsgroup and a certain executive officer making
>>>unfounded allegations.  Later, folks.  I apologize to everyone who was not
   ^^^^^^^^^
I plead to set up an alt.fan.monty-python court to settle this and the
the problems to come| (That would make the newsgroup complete: We have
then a VP with an administration and a leader of the loyal fa^Horces,
a parliament and a court system| What else do we need?)
 
If you need an impartila judge: Here I am |
 
>>>involved in such a waste of time and space.
>>
>> Hold on. Remember this is Usenet and all things said on here
>> are for the most part NOT serious or real. Except the part
>> about me and Ginain the shower.....
>>
>>>Meredith taking a long vacation
>> Jester aka we will miss you.
>> --
>> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent
>> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of
>> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.
>> Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu
>
>I'm done having a hissy now.  You didn't think you could get rid of me so
>easily, did you?
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jesters Erection Lesults
Date: 22 Nov 1992 06:45:15 GMT
Organization: ~/lib/organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamuts.tamu.edu

In article <ins450m.722311425@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>granben@elof.iit.edu (Benjamin Granzeau) writes:
>
>>Pardon me, but could we drop the whole election?
>>It was a complete cluster fuck.
ahem.  what, may i ask, is wrong with a cluster fuck?

>>Also, Try and refrain from cascades.
>
>SOD THE FUCK OFF!
>I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF STUPID SIMPERING GITS TELLING US TO STOP
>CASCADES. THEY WERE AN INVENTION OF THE GREAT GOD JOS VIA
>HIS AKA'S AND WE'LL USE THEM IF WE FUCKING WANT!!!!!!!!!
>Eccles aka *pant pant*

eccles, sweetheart, don't blow a gasket.  that's my job.

leather aka right.
From: maujs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J D Morris)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Python Movies
Date: 23 Nov 1992 19:19:43 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk
Keywords: Monty Python Movies

In article <1992Nov23.154737.29766@cs.tu-berlin.de> mentor@opal.cs.tu-berlin.de (THE BRAIN BUSTER) writes:
>maujs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J D Morris) writes:
>>P.S. Anyone got any information on the scenes from the original
>>cut of 'Life Of Brian' edited out of the film? 
>
>Yes.

Good

						"Ou est la baggage?"

P.S. This machine won't let me send messages with more copied text
in 'em than newly wrote text, so in order to pad this out a bit, there
now follows a top Python recipe:
	Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
	Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
	Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
	Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Sausages
	and Spam.

	What do you mean I could have edited the copied text?

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
Subject: Re: The Deadliest joke in't World
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 18:13:29 GMT

Yes.

Dan aka I've already pissed off 35 people today, and it's not even lunchtime
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Castle ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keywords: Ouch, Boing, Ni, Matress
Date: 19 Nov 92 18:35:14 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Nov18.214753.9566@aber.ac.uk> aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:


> Well, it is time for another thread, so :)
> 
> 'It is sixty foot long ?' 
*How* long is it???

>Fnar, fnar as a certain comic character would say here in good
>old blighty.

> Ouch, no do not hit me with that mallet ? No, ouch, I'll say Ni if 
>you do not stop!!!!!!!!! Ouch, whoops there goes my cranium!!!!!!!

>Pag aka really p****d off because all my data just went phhht.
Jamesa aak Sorry, but I just couldn't resist the fun of chasing them
	all just once around the parking lot.
From: daniel@acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Gumbys of the world unite.
Date: 16 Nov 92 18:41:39 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

In article <BxtJAF.G5@cck.coventry.ac.uk> jbrett@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Jon.) writes:
>
>Could anyone tell me where the architects sketch is please ?
>
I'm sorry I didn't quite catch that?  Do you mean "Where is the
architect's sketch?" to which the answer must be: "On his/her drafting
table, of course." or do you mean, "Where is the sketch about the
architects?" to which the answer must be: "The recording of it
(modified) may be found on 'The Final Ripoff', and the script is in 'All
the Words', Episode 17, p.220." or do you mean, "What is the velocity of
a swallow?" to which the answer must be: "Well, I object to all this sex
on the television -- I mean, I keep falling off!"

T. Daniel Crawford
Center for Computational Quantum Chemistry
University of Georgia
Athens, GA 30602

Lemon CURRY?!?!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Why not "Sex for Jester" ?   
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 05:17:20 GMT

 goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk (DAVE) writes:
>>>I don't know why the writers stoop to putting such things in, surely
>>>its only to keep people reading their letters and yet you arn't taken in by
>>>such smutty talk. Are you? To read a letter succesfully to the end, you
>>>don't have to be titillated with little glimpses of Gina Goff's silken thigh
>>>as she discreetly drops her dressing gown and steps naked onto the bathrug.
>>>You don't need to see her run her fingers carelessly through her long blond 
>>>hair, or watch the fine tanned muscles in her back moving lightly and easily
>>>under the effort.
>>
>>welll..i have seen her...i have a picture....well...i will soon..as soon as
>>the freaking mail begins to work..so nyah.....i get to see Gina and you dont
>I promise it will be in the mail by Thanksgiving, OK?

okie dokie..i eagerly await your luscious face on film...

>>>Not for you, surely, the neccessity to see her standing under the shower
>>>in the fine full nakedness of a young woman of twenty. To fell the splash of
>>>the warm water tingling against her firm skin, to watch her hair dampening,
>>>and falling in long coils across her firm bosoms, to feel her nipples becoming
>>>firm with the kiss of the shower, her body arching up into the warmth, losing
>>>herself in the sensual feel of the water, pushing her thighs towards the 
>>>tingle of the spray, the damp hair rubbing roughly against the soap in her
>>>hands, as she covers her body in the sensuous warm glow, and feels her very
>>>soul alive with excitement. Only then did she become aware of Jester's naked
>>damn....how did i end up in her shower??????
>I guess you were either:
>	1. Having a wet dream, or
>	2. Trying to keep things clean

keep what clean....your bosoms in my face?? =8)

>>Jester aka did Gina invite me?????
>I wouldn't post it here if I did, my dear.

Good point........you'd mail me......

>Gina aka why me
Jester aka cuz your so damn sexy...and you desire me....thats why....
-- 
Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Who the hell is this Dan character?
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 21 Nov 92 01:58:37
Distribution: alt
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: phygod72@dumaine.gac.edu's message of 19 Nov 92 10:14:03Lines: 27

In article <PHYGOD72.92Nov19101403@dumaine.gac.edu> phygod72@dumaine.gac.edu (Philip Miesle) writes:
.Well, I am continuing to be confused.  There are now two Dans posting
.here, and this is cause for confusion, especially considering that
.they both use aka's.  

.I think that we need to do something about this little problem.

.I'd suggest that one of them change their name.  Or both of them
.change their name to Bruce.  Bruce would be nice.  Yes yes yes, very
.nice.  Actually, I'd like to go ride on a cart.  A really big cart.

.My uncle sells Spam.  He's a whoresaler...er...wholesaler.  

.My aunt sells Treet.  She's not a wholesaler...she's a groper...er
.grocer.

.My grandfather doesn't sell anything.  He's dead.


Well, Fill, (I *think* its you...you didn't sign your post) I was here
quite a long time before Mr. So-Called Dan Blum the Doppelganger-Dork
Person who is So Uncreative he Can't even come up with his own Name ,
and so I think its well within my rights to challenge Mr. Blum to a
duel for the use of my name.  Shall we say Aardvarks at 37 paces?


Dan aka Or perhaps tonsils at point blank range...
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The deadliest joke in the world
Date: 19 Nov 92 14:49:06 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00482-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu


In article <1992Nov18.091600.4060@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!ames!tulane!ukma!netnews.louisville.edu!wkuvx1!goffgb
|> From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Subject: Re: The deadliest joke in the world
|> Message-ID: <1992Nov18.091600.4060@wkuvx1.bitnet>
|> Date: 18 Nov 92 09:16:00 CST
|> References: <1992Nov17.191902.18682@ucsu.Colorado.EDU> <1992Nov17.222103.319@ils.nwu.edu>
|> Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY
|> Lines: 10
|> 
|> In article <1992Nov17.222103.319@ils.nwu.edu>, blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
|> > Literal translation:
|> > 
|> > "Hey!  I ordered mustard on this!"
|> > 
|> > Don't know why this is funny, but you know how it is...
|> > 
|> > Dan aka FORTRAN is my native languag
|> 
|> Gina aka really--mine's BASIC
|> 
chestnutt aka you hav'nt lived till you've worked in Prolog
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sex sells...Let's go shopping!
Date: 16 Nov 92 12:17:33 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <sprooney.721614517@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>>>>Honey, with me there are no limits. (so do I have your vote now? what
>>>>>about the rest of you?)
>>>> 
>>>> You can have as much as you can handle.
>>> I don't think there could be too much of you for me to handle. I'm a
>>> grown up with lots of endurance, creativity, and imagination. =)
>>Grown up?  If your application to the Masons was correct, you're still but a
>>child.  Barely out of your tender teenage years.  How sad.  Wouldn't you want
>>someone who's been around (nudge nudge) and knows what she's doing?
> Hey. Merrie. Much as I respect the knowlege of my elders (ie. Wicked
       ^^^^^^

The last person who called me that was strangled with his own intestines. 
Just a warning.



> Wanda herself), I must say that there's a certain summat to be sadi
> for the vitality of youth. For wot I know (which is plenty|) both
> Gina and Leather know wot they're on about. (If you wanna challenge
> this, mail me, and I'll see if you do.)
> 
> 
> 
>>Meredith aka old enough to know how to please 
> MNSio Troo, but how's the ole ticker?
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Jester did WHAT??
Date: 16 Nov 92 14:21:47 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <BxqHJ3.C68@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk (MR X) writes:
>>	3) jester@edu.purdue.cc.sage	Christopher Jack Daniel Christian
>>					            ^^^^^^^^^^^
>>						Isnt that a drink?
> 
> first of all its jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu
> and secondly.....
> 
> my name is not a drink. Jack Daniels is a drink...my middle
> name has no S at the end..... nyah!
> 
> Jester aka I am not a drink, I am not a drink
> -- 
Maybe I was intoxicated by your company then...

Gina aka wot's goin on 'ere? 
----
> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
> Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu    
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
Subject: Re: Orationes in Verrem aka Making jester mad.
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 04:54:38 GMT

Jestero delenda est!  Delenda est Jestero!

Dan aka Cato the Middle On
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: christea@dhhalden.no (CHRISTER ANDR JAKOBSEN)
Subject: Re: I hope this irritates somebody
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 18:46:34 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.012639.5723@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
>Subject: I hope this irritates somebody
>Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 01:26:39 GMT
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>SEMPRINI!

How funny can one get?
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester is bragging again....
Date: 22 Nov 92 19:52:08 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00479-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu


In article <ins450m.722313780@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!caen!uunet!munnari.oz.au!bruce.cs.monash.edu.au!monu6!aurora.cc.monash.edu.au!ins450m
|> From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
|> Subject: Re: Jester is bragging again....
|> Message-ID: <ins450m.722313780@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>
|> Sender: news@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au (Usenet system)
|> Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
|> References: <BxwzM0.5LH@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>
|> Date: Fri, 20 Nov 92 21:43:00 EST
|> Lines: 25
|> 
|> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|> 
|> >ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
|> >>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|> >>>kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
|> >>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|> >>>>|>>>>chestnutt aka its so nice to have a penis
|> >>>>|>>>Court Jester aka if you say so.....
|> >>>>|>>J Seam aak so!
|> >>>>|>JReste aka grrr.......I want to be an airbourne ranger
|> >>>>You want to be a fair haired major?
|> >>>No. I want to be a red-headed stranger
|> >>You mean you want to own a red-headed stranger
|> 
|> >Yeah....some cute chick on  the side of the road
|> >hawking the worlds oldest profession....
|> >Politics....
|> Thats just a subdivision of theivery.
with overtones of not being caught.
|> 
|> >>>>chestnutt aka i'll bet you'ed be cute
|> >>>Jester aka that is what she said after i HAD her
|> >>eCcles aka Liar liar pants are on fyre
|> >Jester aka yeah..after she lit them on fire with desire....
|> Eccles aka OH NO! High speed snonnicles strike again!!!!
chestnutt aka sigh, heed the barnacles, they're not fake'in.
|> 
|>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Available once again?
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 15 Nov 92 21:06:32
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet's message of 13 Nov 92 12:37:38 CSTLines: 45

In article <1992Nov13.123738.3935@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
.In article <1992Nov10.204927.20472@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
.> In article <1992Nov8.172533.764@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
.>>Blimey!!  I hate the equipment at this bloody college, it never bloody
.>>works....
.>>
.>>The net's been down for a couple of days, and I still don't know if we can
.>>post, so if we can, please signify it by screaming "SEMPRINI!" at the top of
.>>your lungs and responding to my free officer...
.>>
.>>(If you can read this post, and tell me so, I'd be so grateful that I'd break
.>>out the vat of custard, and the whips and the chains, and the leather boots,
.>>and the booze and throw everyone a great big orgy.)
.> 
.> hey hey hey!  you're copying! no fair!  i thought my custard had
.> gone missing, but you stole it!
.> 
.>>Meredith aka not president and not vice president but still the sleaziest and
.>>most creative sex toy
.> no!  not so!  you've been blatantly stealing my stuff!
.> gina, can't you as pres stop this outrage?!
.you ask me to do something for you? !!!!
.> 
.> leather aka stomping her little stiletto heel
.> 
.OFFICIAL STATEMENT

.From this moment forward there WILL BE no stealing of other's sexual
.innuendos or insinuations without their prior permission IN WRITING. I
.don't want to hear of MEREDITH stealing LEATHER's quotes, nor of
.ANYONE stealing MY quotes. 

Can we ...like... *borrow* them? I mean, if we give 'em back...

.Understood? Otherwise, i'll have to deal with you on a one-to-one
.basis. though of course you might like that.....

Personally, I've never liked being dealt with by a whole person.  If
you could, say, be 14/17 of a person I'd be much happier.

.Signed, 
.GINA

Sealed,
Dan aka Not actually Dan, but another person of that name
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 11:49:32 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:

>>>>>chestnutt aka never one to look when i can jump right in
>>>>ooh, but looking is fun too..you can certainly do both, luv.
>>>>leather aka feel free
>>>>
>>>I am.  I also feel, like, *three*! |->>
>> well, that'd be spectactular but i don't think gina has said a 
>> yea or nay on our little threeseome, darling...so what do you say, gina?
>> i'll bring the scarves and the strawberries...

>WEll, leather, three's no problem. youre not quite my type, so i may
>bring some, um, friends, along too.ok?

Gina, a red-head is _everyone's_ type. I have friends who can
detect them at a range of 30 metres away. When they're asleep.

> / > 
>>>William Turlough Cat aka beiad
>> leather aka got some milk right here, dear...
eccles aka Miaow.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: 100 SNUGGLEBUNNIES on the rampage!!!!!!!!
Date: 16 Nov 92 14:30:45 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <DJOHNSON.92Nov15194517@cayenne.gac.edu>, djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
> In article <1992Nov13.150008.3956@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> .In article <1992Nov12.044339.16148@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
> .> Yes, but what's your point?
> .No, honey. That's your point. Yep. That one there. What're you going
> .to do with it?
> 
> I thought I'd puree it, boil it, and put it in a jar with some fruit
> preserves to use as a spread!
> 
> .Need some help?
> 
> Here, I'll hold that for you, then you can tie the ends and...there
> ya' go, a slip knot!
> 
> .Advice?
> 
> Buy RJ Reynolds at 125.4!
> 
> .A place to put it?
> 
> How'bout the Louvre?
> 
> .Gina aka full of something, hopefully ideas
> Dan aka Mmm... looks more like oven-cleaner to me.

WEll at least I'd be clean then..
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Jester the desert
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 92 06:36:53 GMT

>>>>>Jester aka I am not a drink, I am not a drink
>>>>Meetch aka Nope, but you are a loony.
>>>Jester aka oo..swift eh....just took you this long to figure
>>>that out eh....i mean...you'd think you would have realized this
>>>after i mailed myself to you in pieces last spring...
>>Meetch aka Ooooh!  I thought that was a funny looking box of chocolates!
>Jester aka you ate me..how could you eat me?
Meetch aka I only had a _nibble_.  Jos's aunt Muriel had the rest...
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Gumbys of the world unite.
Date: 16 Nov 92 21:27:26 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <BxtJAF.G5@cck.coventry.ac.uk> jbrett@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Jon.) writes:


>Could anyone tell me where the architects sketch is please ?





>-- 
                ^^^^^^^^^^^
It's up there !!!
From: car-a@minster.york.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: MP Songs
Date: 17 Nov 92 12:38:39 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of York, England

There IS a CD out of the bestest Monty Python songs
you know... 

Chris Reece.
"...one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, 
unfortunately at times this is unavoidable."
						Douglas Adams
"Relax, no doubt the Universe is unfolding as it should be",
						Evan Dando