From: eric@abode.ttank.com (Eric C. Bennett)
Subject: Cowboy Meal Menu
Organization: Abode Computer Systems
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 01:30:54 GMT

Okay, I had it coming. Though I knew I would get a couple laugh in my face
letters about what I had posted the week before, I didn't think it would fill
my mailbox. Summaries follow:

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	I hope you Cowpie fans had a good CHOKE...I mean meal on Sunday!



	oh and before I forget.....it seems cowpie fans CHOKED on their
	Ram menus this weekend....which prompted many Heimlick maneuvers...but
	whiner fans seized the opportunity to try to butt-***k all choking
	cowpie fans...very rude behavior
	
In article <BxJB9x.2Mp@abode.ttank.com>,
eric@abode.ttank.com (Eric C. Bennett) writes:
>The following is the lunch menu for the Cowboys leading up this Sundays
>Cowboys/Rams game at Texas Stadium:
>
>Thursday  : Ram Chops
>Friday    : Chicken Fried Ram
>Saturday  : Roast Leg of Ram
>Sunday    : Battered and Deep Fried Ram



	CHOKE!****CHOKE!****CHOKE!****CHOKE!****CHOKE!****CHOKE!****
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X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL8]

Forwarded message:
| eric@abode.ttank.com (Eric C. Bennett) writes:
| >The following is the lunch menu for the Cowboys leading up this Sundays
| >Cowboys/Rams game at Texas Stadium:
| >
| >Thursday  : Ram Chops
| >Friday    : Chicken Fried Ram
| >Saturday  : Roast Leg of Ram
| >Sunday    : Battered and Deep Fried Ram

Well I hope the cowpokes enjoyed their pre-game meals, because this 
loss is going to be hard to swallow!

Oh well, there's always next week, and assuming you can extract that 
foot from your mouth, you'll even be able to cheer for them.

Alas, victory is sweet.
-- 
Matt
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HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do those lamb chops taste now, mr cowpie.

Gary 110 yds - smith 80. WINNER GARY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everett 2 TD passes - Aikman - 1 winner EVERETT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAMS 27 - cowpies 23 - WINNER RAMS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

boy I loved that look on jimmy johnson's face at the end
of the game. Looked like he had to change his pants.

HA HA HA HA HA HA ............

YES now we know that ram chops don't agree with the
cowpies sensitive constitutions. 


I loved the way oinkman wasted all that time with 34 seconds left.

great 2-min execution ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .

smith couldn't break 100 yesterday, gary got 110.

Whose run defense is weaker. 

C O W P I  E S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

losers again.
I love it.


p.s. give my best to charles "nowhere to be seen yesterday" haley.

agk
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I think the Cowpokes got a real bad case of indigestion on that diet you
prescribed....

RAMS STOP COWBOY HOME WINNING STREAK AT ELEVEN...

Everett/Gary outperform Aikman/Smith in Texas Stadium!!!!!

Jimmy Johnson looks incredibly dumbfounded at the end of the game!!!!

I normally do not like to flame... BUT YOU HAD THIS COMING!!!!

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The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on.  It is never any
use to oneself.
		-- Oscar Wilde
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Qoute from Homey the clown......."I do don't think so" .....Thud!

 
> 	REMEMBER "COWBOY MEAL MENU" !!!!!
> 
> 	TIME TO BLAST eric@abode.ttank.com (Eric C. Bennett)!!!
 
> In article <BxJB9x.2Mp@abode.ttank.com>,
> eric@abode.ttank.com (Eric C. Bennett) writes:
> >The following is the lunch menu for the Cowboys leading up this Sundays
> >Cowboys/Rams game at Texas Stadium:
> >
> >Thursday  : Ram Chops
> >Friday    : Chicken Fried Ram
> >Saturday  : Roast Leg of Ram
> >Sunday    : Battered and Deep Fried Ram
> 
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Well, looks like the Cowpies and their fans got a bit overconfident
eh? (heh heh heh)

On any given day...

Seriously, the 'boys are a great team and this loss may just wake
them up enough to win the superbowl.

Thrash those niners please.

Eric
GO RAMS!
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	a Viking fan sent this to me:

Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 11:21:52 PST
Subject: Cowboys Meal Menu...
To: rams@cndenext.mrs.jhu.edu, Vaughn.Rhoades@EBay
Content-Length: 462


	can you believe it???


In article <BxJB9x.2Mp@abode.ttank.com>,
eric@abode.ttank.com (Eric C. Bennett) writes:
>The following is the lunch menu for the Cowboys leading up this Sundays
>Cowboys/Rams game at Texas Stadium:
>
>Thursday  : Ram Chops
>Friday    : Chicken Fried Ram
>Saturday  : Roast Leg of Ram
>Sunday    : Battered and Deep Fried Ram


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	I HOPE YOU CHOKED ON THIS MEAL....HOT-DOG!!!!
                   ^^^^^^



	...remember to drink a fine wine...when you CLOBBER the 40WHINERS!!!

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I now admit that I was wrong and the Cowboys lost. I won't argue that the
holding call by Norton was a terrible call by the refs because bad calls
happen in the game and you live with the fact. Maybe the Cowboys would have
won without that call (in my opinion if that was indeed a hold (which it
wasn't much of one if it was) it happened AFTER the punt. But hey, that is
neither here nor there) or maybe they would have fumbled on the first play
from scrimmage after the punt. We will never know. Bad calls work both ways.
I am sure that the Cowboys have won a game before on a bad call.

My only reason for posting the original message in the first place is because
I hate (despise might be a better word). Yes, I am a Cowboy fan and have been
ever since I started to watch football (about 15 years now). I have lived in
So. California most of my life and have had to deal with the Rams being the
home team. I didn't always hate the Rams. I liked them even though the Cowboys
were my favorite team. I started to really dislike them when they got really
cheap on the payroll. They don't treat players their players fairly (what they
do under Chuck Knox now is unknown to me, hopefully it is better). A couple of
years ago they didn't want to give Kevin Greene more than $175,000 a year and
that was AFTER he had gone to the Pro Bowl. They refuse to dig into their
pocketbook to pay a player what they are worth and has put them in the
football doghouse. They have made no real effort to dig themselves out and
they blame the problem on coaching and get rid of Robinson and blame him for
the woes of the team.

Yes, I am a Cowboy fan. Shoot me for it. The first time I made a prediction
this season on the net (at least this is the only one I can think of) and I
was wrong. I woofed a little in the post. But I didn't predict the Cowboys
would go 16-0, 15-1, 14-2. I think I was realisticly looking at 12-4 but
hopefully 13-3. I didn't go out and get tickets to the next Super Bowl to see
the Eagles like some of the Eagles fans did after the Eagles beat the Cowboys
in their first match.

Eric

P.S. Gee, it sure sucks to be the only person on the net who has ever 'woofed'
and was wrong. 

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