HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: jws & "new light"
Date: 2 Oct 92 20:07:11 GMT
Organization: Logic Modeling Inc of Beaverton Oregon

In article <BvGtyA.3M3@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>
>(Actually, it's got a history too... it was apparently used on a road tour
> by the Holy Modal Rounders in the late 60's, and put in storage for
> twenty years.  When I got it, it was in lousy condition, but it's now
> operational (although the reverb unit is noiser than it should be).)

	Does it break into "Boobs A Lot" between fugues?


	- Larry "they're big and rooouuuunndd" Huntley
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | She made champagne out of 7-Up and
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |       cheap wine.  A chemist! 
          Beaverton,  OR          |  - "Earth To Doris" [Was (Not Was)]
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From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Re: girls you wouldn't want to date
Organization: Syracuse University
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 20:12:10 EDT

In article <1992Sep23.140642.28448@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
>  Beulah.
>
>  Bertha.
>
>  Nadine.
>
>  Myrtle.
>
>  Mildred.
>
>
>	Mark
>
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: GYPSY'S GRANDMOTHER JOKES WANTED
Date: 3 Oct 92 01:41:30 GMT


gypsy@alembic.acs.com (the dark girl) writes:
> i've been talking to my polish grandmother again

1. Q: HOW MANY OF GYPSY'S GRANDMOTHERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
   A: 100. ONE TO HOLD THE BULB, 99 TO TURN THE HOUSE AROUND.

2. Q: HOW DO YOU CONFUSE GYPSY'S GRANDMOTHER?
   A: PUT HER IN A ROUND ROOM AND TELL HER TO PEE IN THE CORNER.

3. Q: HOW DO YOU SINK GYPSY'S GRANDMOTHER'S NAVY?
   A: PUT IT IN WATER.
   A: FLUSH THE TOILET


...carasso



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From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: Illuminati
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 20:39:26 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.191000.1500@cnsvax.uwec.edu> hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>
>ATTENTION!  This is a request for contact from any other members of either
>the E.L.F. or the Illuminati currently active on this bulletin board.  It
>will be necessary for you to prove in some way that you have some real-world
>knowledge of these groups or your message will be ignored.  Thank you.
>
>						--LFG
>

Does a third nipple count? How about a cock-ring that makes baby
chubby look just like the pope? Hey I read those pamphlets that 
the nice people give me on the street. I know what R.A.W. really
stands for. I am aware of the cheese where you come from.
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Another flame from Starcap'n Ra
Date: 1 Oct 1992 08:41:18 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Sep30.143158.19324@Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:
*In article <1992Sep29.181559.2395@asuvax.eas.asu.edu>, ra@asuvax (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
*}     Of course I didn't, dear.  And everyone save
*}whatever fools fell off the cabbage truck and
*}tumbled into this newsgroup yesterday knows that.
*
*Bwahahahahah, as sexton used to say. This is the response that Lippert
*ripped off from dominus. It must be quite encrusted by now. 

I have never, ever, posted anything about cabbage.

Mark "Rutabaga, now, that's a different story" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams)
Subject: the bells the bells the bleedin' hell
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 22:02:13 GMT

yesterday 
I left for work at 8:23.

my watch said 8:17.

I arrived at work twenty minutes
later and the parking garage timer
said 7:40.

I walked up three floors to my
office and the clock said 8:03.

it was the first time I've been 
time since july.

my oblique strat for today was
"time distortion". 



--
oh yeah, and SanDeE*'s crystal 
disappeared.
or something.
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Aiieee!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 1 Oct 1992 23:21:57 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


When i first read this message, i kept wondering what it had to do with
Mrs. Legare.
-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: It Must Be Time To Go Home.
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: xenophobes of utah
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 92 17:00:38 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <23758@sybase.sybase.com> chrisl@sancho.sybase.com writes:

% My coffee tastes like a hot dog.
% 
% +------------+ "i am such a stupid ignorant son of a bitch.
% |  love,     |            please kill me now."
% |     xian.  |           -PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU
% +------------+	

	i laughed really hard when i saw this. really. i'm glad no one else is 
here because they already think i'm insane.

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Love/Hate
Date: 6 Oct 92 23:15:59 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:

>(rpwhite) writes:
>> You know you have lived too long when you can pick up Pink Floyd in one
>> of those "Any tape - $4.99" bins.

>NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>So which one was it?

Not just one dude. I picked up a copy of "The Final Cut" for $4.99 and
they also had "Animals" at the same price. Unfortunately it was
full-freight ($10.99) for "Amused to Death."

rp -- not amused.
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My talent (was: Name cj's opossum)
Date: 28 Sep 92 11:12:59 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <1992Sep28.022837.2312@bradley.bradley.edu>
latarra@buhub.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren) writes:

#  "You cannot just grab a penis and make it erect." 

_I_ can.
It's my only talent.

-- Ken "that and modelling topless sunbathers out of plastic sprue" Johnson


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Another flame from Starcap'n Ra
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 1992 14:50:23 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <1992Sep24.184354.16125@asuvax.eas.asu.edu>, Starcap'n Ra writes:

> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
> > ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
> > >     Oh for heaven's sake, will somebody *please*
> > >loan gypsy a dime so she can call her fucking
> > >old time used to be.
> > 
>      Well that's not altogether true.  You do
> now and again take time out from your normal routine
> of *plonk* posts and sticking your nose up peoples'
> butts to write the occasional one-liner that everyone
> sees coming from miles away and serves no other
> purpose than to allow you the delusion that you
> serve any kind of function in this newsgroup other
> than that of a lap dog.

This is grossly unfair!

Lap dogs post articale that have more meat than anything by John
Fuckhead Woods. The Queen's corgis [Yes, Roger's new hobby is
breeding corgis] are better enunciators than Woods.

"Waiting for waffles"

Dac
--
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@fenris (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Gooley draws 'em in
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 14:18:06 GMT

Often I think of an inevitable followup to an article, but refrain from posting
it.  This I learned through hard experience with looking foolish.

I know that sometimes it's harder to resist when there's no other inevitable
followups in sight.  You can't let the opportunity slip away utterly.  So you
post it.  And the next day you see three others.

Gooley gets three, "You missed a perfect chance to start a brewery!"

And I won't even mention the "looking for two alumni" followups.  Telegraphed
from miles away.

I believe the appropriate phrase is, "Cut it out, Roger."

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"And when the thunder breaks, it breaks for you and me."
   ---This Mortal Coil
Current Album--Melissa Etheridge
Current Read--Damon Runyon:The Bloodhounds of Broadway
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Nothing else seems to work so here goes!!
Date: 29 Sep 92 11:43:46 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <96914@bu.edu>, schin@acs.bu.edu (neil schier) writes:
> Hello
> 
> 
> I have been trying with absolutely zero success to find the recent whereabouts
> of Vanessa Southern (Stanford '90) and Sarah Roff (Yale '90) I have tried
> the alumni association on both campuses, alt.misc.personal and the other 
> relevant bboards. 
> 
> Does anyone know these two people? If so, please let me know directly.
> (617)352-7612  or e-mail
> Regards
> NEil Schier

Never mind that.  Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?

Ace
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: I'm hopeful
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 06:06:31 GMT
Comments: Nudists are people who wear one-button suits


I'll be home in about 30 megs!

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.
 Cute signature quote by They Might Be Giants: D, world destruction /
  Over an overture / N, do I need / Apostrophe T, need this torture?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aslakson@pico.cs.umn.edu (Brian Excarnate)
Subject: Re: I need Dod Sod's US Mail Address.
Organization: :noitazinagrO
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 23:33:48 GMT

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>congratulations on your eggs.  i'm about to 
>become a mother.  what would you name a female
>kitten whose parents were named Spooge and
>Big Head?

Hieronymus Bosch.


Brian
--
Donny IS Joseph
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: New Game: Find the Thematic Connection
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 04:50:41 GMT

kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>now if I can only figure out how to get Daniel away from that French
>hussy he's been shacking up with

Use more herring.

More hair than I need,
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: lnh@soliton.physics.arizona.edu (sometimes a Wombat)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Cue ad
Date: 30 Sep 92 19:51:37 GMT
Reply-To: lnh@physics.arizona.edu
Organization: Society for the Appreciation of Janni Lee Simner


The vector calculus on my physics problem set gave me a mental fender
bender.  I didn't know what to do, it was just me against the
professor.  Then I called Div, Grad, Curl, and Associates, the math
injury lawyers.  They do laws of mathematics, and only mathematics.
With them on my side, the professor settled quickly.  I even got extra
credit for my pain and suffering.

Div, Graad, Cirl, and Associates.  The Math Injury Lawyers.

--

LNH@physics.arizona.edu          \   "Hidden harmony is better than
The insane don't need disclaimers \   manifest."  -- Heraclitus, #47
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Short Shameless Boast
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 16:12:28 GMT

In <1992Sep21.151046.10659@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>According to a piece of mail I just got, if i were to quit today (after only
>9 months of working here), I would be given $421.95.

Most of us work at places where we are paid while we work there.
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: jws & "new light"
Date: 3 Oct 92 00:10:07 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc., Cupertino, CA

|Obviously, it should be called "making light".

Hey, now stop that!

"Making Things With Light" is a registered trademark of Ohio Arts for
their creative, decorative peg toy

mr HEINOUS
also the title of a rather good punk record
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: middle@cse.uta.edu (William J Middleton)
Subject: motorcycle mama pickup lines
Followup-To: talk.bizarre, alt.i.lust.cj
Organization: Computer Science Engineering at the University of Texas at Arlington
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 02:51:06 GMT


hey baby, you really curl my fairing

hey baby, you really pop my wheelie

hey baby, you wanna lay it down with me?

bILL
tan your leather?


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Subject: explosive heads
Reply-To: operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 03:04:46 GMT

And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

And if i never see you again, remember Davie and
eEndeavour to persevere

 EndeavourPersevere toi

this guy keeps asking me questions ai have no idea how to nswer
i just keep saying uh huh you got the right one baby uh huh uh huh yeah uh huh
time for a new time
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Love/Hate
Date: 6 Oct 1992 20:23:36 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Distribution: world
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: jd-next.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <6485@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil  
(rpwhite) writes:
> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
> 
> >never thought i'd see the day when inxs was considered "golden oldies"
> 
> You know you have lived too long when you can pick up Pink Floyd in one
> of those "Any tape - $4.99" bins.

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So which one was it?

--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
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From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith)
Subject: Nostalgia
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 08:12:44 GMT


Oh how it hurts me. I am listening right now to my oldest tape, my first
tape, my introduction to my personal music. I know my walkman is in good
shape - I cleaned it today, and all my other tapes play fine. But my
Led Zeppelin - Presence is definitely dying. Frankly it sounds like shit.
If they heard themselves now, they'd be sick. The tones come out all wrong,
it sounds like Page is playing all the wrong keys and chords.

But I can't throw it away.
-- <-- signifies the beginning of new times
Hell I'll just chuck it. This is the age of CDs anyway.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Nothing else seems to work so here goes!!
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 28 Sep 92 00:04:37 CDT


In article <r9#psvk.gooley@netcom.com>, gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
> In article <96914@bu.edu> schin@acs.bu.edu (neil schier) writes:
> >Hello
> >
> >
> >I have been trying with absolutely zero success to find the recent whereabouts
> >of Vanessa Southern (Stanford '90) and Sarah Roff (Yale '90) I have tried
> >the alumni association on both campuses, alt.misc.personal and the other 
> >relevant bboards. 
> 
> Aren't they sharing a four-poster bed?  Probably here in Boulder.

and I got flamed for posting my SAT scores, in an officially sanctioned DSW.

Yeesh
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:  Tsk, tsk class  (was: Re: Rictus Hep Is Unintentionally Overheard)
Date: 3 Oct 92 00:58:33 GMT
 <larne.035w@canetoad.UUCP>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <larne.035w@canetoad.UUCP>, Larne Pekowsky writes:

> Grendel will be along shortly to hit you with a wooden stick.  Except
> it is actually aluminum, and very, very heavy.

Heavy aluminium ...

I wonder if it's density changes with the thicky factor of the
weilder?

Heavy boots, anyone?

Dac
--
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_

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From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: more hints for bachelors
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 16:31:43 GMT

When you're in a hurry, it *is* possible to safely iron a shirt
while wearing it.

	Mark (Sorry Gooley)

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Annie's Writing Lesson II (was: thursday is strawberry.)
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 28 Sep 92 00:12:38 CDT



>1. First drafts should never be posted.
>2. Usually, the first one or two paragraphs of ANYTHING you write can
>   be cut without, in any way, hurting the rest.
>3. The rest of what you've written mey also be crap.

OK, rule 1. I'll assume that you looked at this twice before posting.

Submitting your text to the dictates of rule 2, we obtain:

>3. The rest of what you've written mey also be crap.

actually, imho, it mey, or it mey not.
From: psg+@pitt.edu (Paul S Galvanek)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: hair confessions of a married man
Date: 29 Sep 92 14:13:16 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

The one thing that keeps me going back to my favorite coiffeur is Heather!

Heather is this statuesque blonde with majestic firm breasts that speaks 
in magnificant breathy tones.  Nothing quite compares to the feeling of
having Heather run her fingers through my hair with those inch and a half 
long candy apple finger nails lightly grazing my scalp and the nape of my
neck. 

In addition to her awe inspiring physical presence Heather has the some
of the interesting techniques I've ever encountered.  One is to always
were tight fitting lycra body suits so as to prominently display her breasts
in my line of sight as she cuts my hair.  Inevitably Heather will reach
across me in such a way as to have her nipples (I swear she rubs ice on them
when se sees me coming) brush against my cheeks.  And despite having cut 
my hair exactly the same way for three years she never fails but to place
her mouth close to my ear and with her hot moist breath whisper the question
"how do want it this time baby"

My relationship with Heather was going wonderfully up until the middle of 
this year when my wife began to question the need for a forty year old balding
man to have his hair cut once a week.  She also insisted the 50 dollars was
simply to extravagant a tip for a hair cut.  She insists that Heather is just
some tart that expoilts old men that are questioning their sexual prowess.
Boy it'll be a long time, even after they unwire her jaw, before she's talks
about Heather that way!

Don't get me wrong now, I like my marriage fine.  I liked sex better but that's
another story.  

GTB

 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: I'm in Rob Dobson's killfile.  Oh, my!
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 12:52:03 GMT

actually, kent, I have stopped short of putting /dolan/h:j in the
killfile yet. And this article bragging about how many killfiles youve
been in, and how many youd like to be in, shows why. you, unlike dozens
of so-called bizarrites, occasionally post something worthwhile.

so ive settled for /drugs/h:j, although i never thought id put THAT in
the killfile.

ps kent, by citing all the horrors of drug abuse going on today, you are
actually citing supporting evidence for changing the current policy.


Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:32906 talk.politics.misc:49682 alt.politics.perot:1873
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,talk.politics.misc,alt.politics.perot
Subject: Re: Henry Ross Perot -- anagrams
Date: 6 Oct 92 11:40:26 GMT
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, cb@tamarack13.timbuk (Chris Brewster) says:

>H ROSS PEROT    :    SHORT POSER

 H. Ross Perot -- anagrams
*******************
 1.  short ropes
 2.  shore ports
 3.  ortho-press
 4.  horse strop
 5.  posh roster
 6.  Thor's poser
 7.  Sports hero!
*******************
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Subject: you surly knave
Reply-To: operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 02:11:59 GMT

i bark at you you surly dog, you scurvy pech

and what the hells up with my editor?

if this question comes to you inpices, try
ryour best to recreate it

i say could it be you and three for my family repiece
hint for you my good friend

and why why why whyw hyw hwy whwy whyw hwyw 
everything everythimng

who are you?
weho do you think?
they do uit all the time and im recreating
but io have endured enouggh and i am sure you have too

bye good friend, kamerade,  does this streike you/ samhain klan!

-z now.     im done so i press ctrl=
holy shit

shout 
shit no i dont think i awant to post this one
no
no
no
dont post this no i beg you gnarly bitch
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: receiving alien radio transmissions
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 12:28:33 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.221850.16149@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>
>as i sit here at my desk i am receving radio thought transmissions from an 
>alien culture. these thoughts are telling me to dress up in a fly costume 
>and walk down main street terrorizing the populace with a giant fly swatter,
>but I dont think ill listen to them.

Oops, sorry about that.  Those were intended for Zatetic Venusians.  Looks
like we've got an address corruption problem in the router again.  Just
ignore them in the meantime.  As long as you are getting the secret thought
messages about Wayne Newton, everything is okay.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (Gregory Nowak)
Subject: She's WAITING for you, Markian! (from sci.bio)
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (Gregory Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 10:13:16 GMT

WARNING WARNING GOOLEYBAIT POST:

In article <omaha.717364087@milton>, omaha@milton (Omaha Sternberg) writes:
}le01167@portal.lasc.lockheed.com (Ron Nadel (x2025)) writes:
}
}>In article <omaha.716862368@milton>, omaha@milton.u.washington.edu (Omaha Sternberg) writes...
}
}>>So, many scientits
}>          ^^^^^^^^^
}>What are these, and where can I see one?  8^>
}
}	I am...you know, a scientist with tits.:) Alright, so I messed
}up; bleah.
}
}				Omaha


And a cat dancer to boot! Good luck, fellah!