From: PHARRIS@UMKCVAX1.BITNET
Newsgroups: bit.listserv.cinema-l
Subject: From another list....
Date: 16 Oct 92 20:53:54 GMT
Comments: Gated by NETNEWS@AUVM.AMERICAN.EDU
X-Envelope-to: cinema-l@auvm.BITNET
X-VMS-To: IN%"cinema-l@auvm"
MIME-version: 1.0
Content-transfer-encoding: 7BIT

> From: IN%"POLITICS@OHSTVMA.BITNET"  "Forum for the Discussion of Politics" 15-
   OCT-1992 19:12:43.34
> To:   IN%"PHARRIS@VAX1.UMKC.EDU"  "Paul Harris"
> CC:
> Subj: top ten ways dan quayle prepped for the debate
>
> Return-path: <POLITICS@OHSTVMA.BITNET>
> Received: from MIZZOU1 (MAILER@MIZZOU1) by VAX1.UMKC.EDU (PMDF #3182 ) id
>  <01GPZLIUNQ2O8WXQHS@VAX1.UMKC.EDU>; Thu, 15 Oct 1992 19:12:16 CDT
> Received: by MIZZOU1 (Mailer R2.08) id 3445; Thu, 15 Oct 92 19:11:50 CDT
> Date: 15 Oct 1992 20:00:00 -0400 (EDT)
> From: welcome to the faith dome explosion <SWEDE@DRYCAS.BITNET>
> Subject: top ten ways dan quayle prepped for the debate
> Sender: Forum for the Discussion of Politics <POLITICS@OHSTVMA.BITNET>
> To: Paul Harris <PHARRIS@VAX1.UMKC.EDU>
> Reply-to: Forum for the Discussion of Politics <POLITICS@OHSTVMA.BITNET>
> Message-id: <01GPZLIXD8VQ8WXQHS@VAX1.UMKC.EDU>
> Content-transfer-encoding: 7BIT
> Comments: To: politics@ohstvma.bitnet
>
> Thought some of ya might enjoy this.  Pinched it from alt.fan.letterman -
> those who watch the show regularly probably remember it from tuesday.
>
> Gary W. Olson                "My lips may promise but my heart is a whore"
> SWEDE@DRYCAS.CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU  - Nine Inch Nails, "Last"
> 19 days and counting down...
> --------------
> We have to do our top ten list and get on with the exciting program.
> From the home office in Tahlequah, Oklahoma the ...
>
> Top Ten ways Dan Quayle prepared for his Vice Presidential Debate
>
>    10. Learned to say  _rebuttal_ without giggling.
>     9. Had hole drilled into hist skull to let out some of
>        the pressure.
>     8. Bought enough candy to last 90 minutes.
>     7. Read book of inspirational stories about dumb guys
>        who went up against smart guys....and won!!
>     6. Bounced a few ideas off Millie.
>     5. Streamlined story of time his National Guard Unit
>        was pinned down four hours by a scrappy dachshund.
>     4. Two words: Cliff Notes.
>     3. Memorized real snappy comeback to that "You're no
>        Jack Kennedy" line.
>     2. Reread his "How a Bill Becomes a Law" comic book.
>
> ... and the number one way Dan Quayle prepared for his Vice Pres-
>     dential Debate......
>
>     1. Worked on his putting..
>
> *****The Top Ten List is posted for the enterainment of Usenet readers.
>      It is not to be sold or used in any way which would get anyone in
>      legal hot water. This is not to be distributed without this
>      disclaimer.  I told 'em not to, so don't try sueing me, jack.*******

        Thought you might enjoy this one, also. :}


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: Paul Harris              :
: PHARRIS@UMKCVAX1         :
: PHARRIS@VAX1.UMKC.EDU    :
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
: I will sail my vessel    :
: Til the river runs dry   :
: Like a bird upon the wind:
: These waters are my sky. :
:                          :
:       from -The River-   :
:       Garth Brooks       :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>