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From: zcjm0f@wwnva.uucp (CJohn Mace)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Keywords: nn
Date: 15 Sep 92 18:16:39 GMT
Organization: Amoco Production

>>>>	In case u don't have enough culture, Portugal is that small country
>>>>next to Spain, not a region in the USA. 
>>>
>>maybe we should have let the Germans win the war...  then at least we 
>>wouldn't have to listen to this crap...  :-)
>
> "crap" ? Ok. I suppose the USA are the most wonderfull country in 
>the world, uh, and that all the other countries, by being small, 
>should simply not exist ? Or maybe we should get them together with
>other small countries ? Or maybe it would be easier to nuke them
>and then plant flowers or macdonalds there ?
>
Do you smell as bad as the stuff you spew?  Being born and having lived in
Augsburg, (that's in Germany, if you need a geography lesson) I have 
travelled fairly well.  Being cultural or "better" is up to ones personal
tastes and perceptions.  But if you would like to know, I would prefer
the Scandanavian area before the States, but would probably rather live
almost anywhere in the United States over any of the countries in 
Southern Europe (I consider everything south of Switzerland Southern
Europe, you may have another definition of Southern Europe).  So get a 
clue, and quit being so asinine, there are 250+ million Americans and
your bigotry amazes me as you have bundled us all together as one 
stereotype.  Have you ever been to the United States?  Or do you just
watch antagonistic television and read antagonistic newspapers?

One note about your previous remark...  The United States is not the 
largest country in the world...  The former Soviet Union was the largest
country in the world by area, and the Chinese are the largest by 
population.  Depending on how the former Soviet States interact between
each other will determine the largest country in the world.
Organization: Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Sat,  5 Sep 1992 22:10:03 -0400 
From: Thomas Omar Smith <ts2a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Polack joke
	<36944@uflorida.cis.ufl.edu>

> Hear, hear! New scientific discovery! Everyone who refuses to accept 
>ethnic insults politely has a low IQ! I hope that Thomas Smith will 
>present results of his in-depth research into the subject in some 
>influential scientific journals. 
>
> Lech
>
>(Woof, woof, I am a mad Polish dog with an IQ < 0)

Not everyone, just Mario.  If you've read his past postings in this
thread, you'll understand my post.  If not, then please go back and read
them before flaming.

					Tom the non hacker
					Kemp in 96!
					"If patriotism is the last refuge
					of scoundrels,  Then environmentalism
					is the current refuge of totalitarians."
					Bob Jackson
From: dos@major.panix.com (Dave O'Shea)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 10 Sep 92 17:52:26 GMT
Organization: ACME products - artillery division

peter@taronga.com (Peter da Silva) writes:

> Hibberts Law #14:
> 
> 	When two technologies are competing for the marketplace,
> 	the inferior one always succeeds.
> 

That would explain MS windows, wouldn't it? :)



--
"A leopard never changes his stripes" 
           -- Al Gore, candidate for vice-president
From: sgard@cbnewsh.cb.att.com (sanford.gardner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Another Blonde Joke
Date: 15 Sep 92 16:55:55 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: AT&T


A blonde, working in an office, is constantly being kidded
about how dumb she is.  One night, she goes home, takes
out a book on geography and studies all 50 states. 

The next day she walks into the office and announces that
she knows all 50 states and their capitols.

One of her coworkers says, 

      "OK, whats the capitol of Wyoming?"

and the blonde replies, "W"

Sanford Gardner
AT&T BL
NJ
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Top-10 Amazing Firsts for the Space Shuttle Endeavor
From: rivero@mdcbbs.com
Date: 14 Sep 92 11:30:52 GMT
Organization: Electronic Data Systems, Unigraphics Division, Cypress CA
Nntp-Posting-User: rivero

In article <1992Sep12.225131.6321@escom.com>, al@escom.com (Al Donaldson) writes:
> and, Most Amazing of All, the Number One First for the 
> Space Shuttle Endeavor:
> ^L
>   1. the First Honest Lawyer in space
-- 

  Damn! So THAT'S how the others got rid of him!




<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
|  Michael Rivero        rivero@dev8j.mdcbbs.com     "A Human's Human!"  |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|                       I CAME,  I SAW,  I DIVORCED                      |
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Xref: sparky rec.humor:28084 talk.bizarre:29238
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre
Subject: Sunday feelings
Date: 8 Sep 92 15:44:13 GMT
Organization: Sunday Psycho Sunday School

So here I am, standing in front of the hostile park gates, wishing I had a
drink. Then I remember.......

I walk into the crowded pub. Sunday lunch time crowd syndrome hits me with the
subtlety of a whale (have you ever met a subtle whale ? I hav'nt) Sad middle
aged gits, who quote their age as 30 something (they think it makes them cool )
having a drink without the wife and desperatly trying to remember how to act
like a batchelor so they can talk to the single girls who just popped in for a
quick half (but are really into sad, middle age gits. Something to do with an
event from their childhood that is always hinted at, but never explained )

I prefer the un-reality of drink induced hallucination.

I grab some take outs and make my exit (before I get mugged by a conversation
about building house extensions and which foreign holiday to take this year)

I head back to the park, the dog and sign have disappeared but I get a little
nervous passing the giraffe in the police mans uniform.

I sit by the pond and drink the beer. After 15 minutes I have an urge to start
shouting at the ducks. Bastards.

They sit in the water making you think that its only a couple of inches deep. 
Then when you go for a paddle and end up waist deep in water they swim off and
laugh at you. Its even worse when the Over 90's Bowling Team start throwing
bits of bread at you and make 'cute' quaking sounds.

I scan the park for trouble. I'm not paranoid, everyone IS out to get me. A 
movement in the bushes catches my eye (It takes a struggle to get my eye back)

I pull my binoculars from my pocket and check out the spot. I knew it ! A small
purple, sparrow is speaking into a 2-way radio. Time to move.....

I run down the winding, leafy lane. I can hear the sound of a hundred polka
dot tie wearing buffalos charging after me. They must have been hiding in the
ornamental waterfall at the far end of the pond.

I change direction and head for the perimeter fence. A walrus beckons to me.

"Spare Change" I hear him mutter as I leap for the fence.

I stop to catch my breath and finish the last can of beer. The street is empty
except for a lone antelope changing the tyre on a brightly painted VW.

The walk home was un-eventfull, people just seemed to cross over the road to
keep out of my way. Maybe it was the beans ? 

I shut the door of my flat and relax. 

For now.

-- 
|      Andy Cannon       |"Love is what seperates us from the animals"       |
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |                                                   |
|   Spider Systems Ltd   |"No, what seperates us from the animals is that we |
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |don't clean our own genitals with our tongue"      |
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Reply-To: jota@iguana.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins)
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA, PORTUGAL.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 13:51:01 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.154404.9906@venice.sedd.trw.com> gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore) writes:
>In article <1992Sep7.164904.16653@inesc.pt> jota@iguana.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins) writes:
>>
>>	Can someone *PLEASE* tell me what a "oxymoron" is ???
>>	It's not in the dictionary, and i'm tired of reading them (the oxymorons,
>>	not the dictionaries :)
>>
>Gee- you must have a REALLY bad dictionary.  My $0.25/volume Funk & Wagnalls
>(a supermarket bargain) has it!
>
>No, I'm not gonna tell ya!  You'll remember it better if you go to the
>library and look it up!
	
	Case u haven't noticed, I live in Portugal, and the dictionaries I have
are GOOD dictionaries. I guess the only problem with them is beeing _ENGLISH_ - portuguese, and not _AMERICAN_-Portuguese. (One of them is ENGLISH-ENGLISH).
	So, will u tell me what's the meaning of it or what ?


----
 joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.UUCP
 
 "Carpe Diem, she muttered, and laughed. We seize the day.	
  Well, sometimes, the day seizes back !" (Psychodrome) 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dmd39855@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Daniel M. DuBois)
Subject: Re: She's a babe .. Wayne's World
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 19:53:18 GMT

aldavi01@vulcan.spd.louisville.edu (Arlie Davis) writes:

>In <mckillnm.716124765@unix2.tcd.ie> mckillnm@unix2.tcd.ie (Marky Mark) writes:

>> I am looking for as many ways to say "she's a babe !"

>> EG :
>> 	Baberaham Lincoln
>> 	Etc.....

>"She's a babia majora!"  (Takes a wee bit of anatomical knowledge.)

>-- 
>lrwx------   1 aldavi01 emacsstu       9 Jun  6 12:43 .signature -> /dev/null

If she was bubble-gum, she'd be Babaliscious...

      original.. I wrote it.. cool, eh?

-Dan
From: kml@cellar.org (John Galt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: POLITICALLY CORRECT DOUBLE SPEAK????
Date: 8 Sep 92 15:22:25 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system


I'm reading a text that refers to an airplance condition referred to as
"Controlled Flight Into Terrain."

The "controlled" part is very comforting, eh?



       As a matter of fact, no, I don't have a life.
  kml%cellar@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com - My other account is a Mercedes.
From: keiner@earthview.cms.udel.edu (Louis Keiner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Speed of dark
Date: 9 Sep 92 17:22:32 GMT
Reply-To: keiner@earthview.cms.udel.edu
Organization: Marine Studies, University of Delaware

In article 716052526@silver, fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
> In <sg9pbatl@csv.warwick.ac.uk> mauax@warwick.ac.uk (Brazil) writes:
> 
> >>Well, since light and dark are opposites, and in number theory to some
> >>opposite means negative whil to others it means reciprocal
> >>
> >>the speed of darkness is obviously -1/186000 miles per second.
> 
> >Actually the speed of darkness is 186000 miles per second so obviously light
> >and darkness are one and the same.
> 
> Which should save some money on electric bills.
> 

What is all this miles per second stuff? Use some real units! It's
3 x 10^8 meters per second !!!  |)

Lou
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre,talk.politics.misc
From: rja@redwood26.cray.com (Russ Anderson)
Subject: Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
Originator: rja@redwood26
Keywords: significant words from a document used as an index to content
Organization: The 1991 World Champion Minnesota Twins!
Date: 10 Sep 92 16:30:58 CDT


In article <BuDMDr.Bx@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, StarWatcher@uiuc.edu (StarWatcher) writes:
> gstory@netcom.com (Glenn Story) writes:
> : forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona) writes:
> 
> : >If the thought he [Bush] was above the law, he'd have said "Piss on this
> : >stupid law --- cut the whole fucking forest down!"  (IE: he puts 
> : >himself above the law by ignoring it as he pleases [like most of
> : >the democratic Congress does] NOT by submitting himself to the 
> : >results of due process.)
> : 
> : Could you give an example of the Congress putting itself above the law?
> 
> Um, aren't there laws in most states making it a felony to knowingly
> write bad checks?

Not if you have overdraft protection on your checking account.
I do.  I didn't even ask for it, the bank included it as an
extra feature.

-- 
Russ Anderson    |  Disclaimer: Any statements are my own and do not reflect
------------------              upon my employer or anyone else.  (c) 1992
EX-Twins' Jack Morris, 10 innings pitched, 0 runs (World Series MVP!)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre,talk.politics.misc
From: cs902117@ariel.yorku.ca (TONY D'ALFONSO)
Subject: Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
Organization: York University, Toronto, Canada
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 04:02:03 GMT


I always thought that a civil servant is someone who gets paid to do no work
and can't lose his job.  
Xref: sparky rec.humor:28575 alt.folklore.computers:13956
From: frank@rover.uchicago.edu (Frank - Hardware Hacker - Borger)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 14 Sep 92 15:31:00 GMT
Reply-To: frank@rover.uchicago.edu
Organization: Joint Center for Radiation Therapy
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Sep12.162804.22986@mtu.edu>, kwfriber@mtu.edu (Kenberg Frieth) writes...
>In article <u734120.716281450@bruny> u734120@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (John Lamp) writes:
>>dos@major.panix.com (Dave O'Shea) writes:
>>
>>>peter@taronga.com (Peter da Silva) writes:
>>
>>>> Hibberts Law #14:
>>>> 
>>>> 	When two technologies are competing for the marketplace,
>>>> 	the inferior one always succeeds.
>>>> 
>>
>>>That would explain MS windows, wouldn't it? :)
>>
>>And VHS winning over Beta ;->
> 
>And why the MacIntosh is so popular, eh?
> 
>Punch cards forever!
> 
>Ken Friberg
> 

	Anything produced by IBM.

   Frank R. Borger - Physicist    __       Internet:  Frank@rover.uchicago.edu
Michael Reese - Univ. of Chicago |___      Phone : 312-791-8075 fax : 567-7455
  Center for Radiation Therapy   | |_) _   The President has a big belly. His
                                   | \|_)  brains are not proportioned to it.
    "Birthplace of Softball"          |_)  J. Sterling Morton of G. Cleveland
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rescorla@rtnmr.chem.yale.edu (Eric Rescorla)
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Atheist
Organization: Rescorla for himself.
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 00:09:42 GMT

In article <1992Sep5.233538.14233@nmsu.edu> dward@scf.nmsu.edu (Dan Ward) writes:
>  This is analagous to someone trying to walk an eight foot distance.
>  Using the "half life" theory, you can never get there.  However, it
>  is obvious to everyone that people do walk a distance of foot quite easily.
>  
>  The answer is found in "zenish ?" concepts.  Because of the time
>  element, the person who reaches the end of the 8 foot line is a
>  different person than the one who started the journey...  Hence,
>  the puzzle is resolved.  The existance reality for the "starter"
>  cannot bind the "finisher" who, because of the time continuim is
>  in another reality.  The person who reads the last sentence in this
>  post is NOT the same person who started reading it...
The answer doesn't have anything to do with that at all.
Half life decay processes really don't finish until you get down
to the level where the size of the system can no longer be approximated
as a continuum.

The reason that you can walk a distance is that the TIME it takes to
go half-way is twice that it takes to go a quarter of the way, etc.
Zeno's paradox is simply based on an inadequate understanding of the
theory of limits. That is, it is possible for an infinite series to
have a finite value. That was a problem in Zeno's day. It is not one
now.

-Ekr

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                       I will hack Unix for food.
From: gunter@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Gunter Ahrendt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Groucho Quotes
Date: 13 Sep 1992 03:35:05 GMT
Organization: The University of Westrn Australia
NNTP-Posting-Host: tartarus.uwa.edu.au

From THE BIG SHOW

Interviewing Jane Powel fro You Bet Your Life

GM: How old are you?
JP: 19
GM: You call that old...Why don't you step closer to the microphone so that the
    announcer can hear you...On second thoughts just step closer to the
    announcer.
JP: Well, which is which?
GM: The microphone is more hose in the head.

:)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: maridai@ecs.comm.mot.com (Marida Ignacio)
Subject: RE: Christian Joke
Organization: Motorola Land Mobile Products Sector
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 19:17:48 GMT


Hello!  
Reading through this newsgroup for a few weeks now, this
particular thread appealed to me as to open a chance to 
barge in and give a comment or two about the joke on
Jesus on His cross that went hot because somebody cared
to be 'Christianity-correct' or 'religion-correct', however
you may want to put it.

It's true, this is rec.humor but as a Christian myself who is
in America, I am free to express my opinion on the joke.  Anyway, 
I did not get it.  It seems without a punchline of some sort.  
That is one reason, somebody can get pissed off.  There was no
humor in it.  
    

A non-believer (claims to be atheist) did this:

  |In article 38617, ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller) writes:
  | < stuff deleted >
  |C'MON, JESUS, TAKE YER BEST SHOT!!!
  |
  |...waiting
  |...waiting
  |...still waiting
  |
  |Nope, he doesn't seem to mind at all.
  |
  |  < stuff deleted >
  |*...your Friendly Neighborhood Atheist // "Peter...PETER!!  I can see    *
  |         ^^^^^^^^
  |        
  |*      the KelleyMan:Kelley L. Miller // your house from here!"          *    
  |*                  ae642@yfn.ysu.edu // Jesus Christ, from the cross     *
  |****************Know God...No peace.  No God...Know peace.****************
                                       
Friendly?  The flames do not fall in my category of friendliness.

Well, for a non-believer, you seem to think that you know something
about Jesus.  
BUT, since you are a non-believer, how do you expect
Him to *believe* you are actually calling for Him to respond to you?

(Now, there's a punchline. ;^) he-he.  Don't say I did not give any
contribution upon posting.)

-Marida

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Lawyer jokes needed!!!!!!!!
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 16:14:10 GMT

In <92254.222728HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>it's high standards.  I'll bet that an extra credit term paper outlining
>parlimentary proceedings in contrast to Asian management techniques would
>only garner a couple of extra points.

So this lawyer was outlining parliamentary proceedings in contrast to Asian
management techniques...

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
From: bertele@pobox.upenn.edu (George K. Bertele)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Request: 12 days of Christmas spoof
Date: 10 Sep 92 00:20:43 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania


Hi out there!
A friend of mine is looking for something that we saw on this group once.
Its about a guy who sends this woman everything listed in the song "The
12 days of Christmas", and it turns out to be a disaster, and by the
end of the story she is threatening a law suit, and so on.

Anyway, if by some chance you have this or know of an FTP site where it
might reside, please mail me with that info.

Thanks much,

George Bertele
bertele@pobox.upenn.edu
bertele@eniac.seas.upenn.edu
From: wplogan@ocf.berkeley.edu (William P. Logan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: SHIT LIST wanted
Date: 9 Sep 1992 04:01:03 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley's Overloaded Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: earthquake.berkeley.edu

Does anyone out there have a copy of the SHIT LIST?  A friend gave it to
me awhile ago, but I lost it.  If you have a copy, please post it, 'cause 
people who haven't seen it yet would get a kick out of it.

Thanks!

--Bill
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Xref: sparky rec.humor:28528 rec.arts.movies:27582
From: schuster@panix.com (Michael Schuster)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.movies
Subject: Re: Mixed Up Movie Titles
Date: 13 Sep 92 23:41:33 GMT
Organization: PANIX Public Access Unix & Internet, NYC

In article <BuJ9oE.5s7@news.cso.uiuc.edu> daf31428@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (David A. Fleming) writes:
>
>	My personal favorite is the time I was going through a Japanese LD
>catalog.  In the "action" section, they had several Schwarzenegger movies,
>icluding "Commando."  What was amusing is that they had a slight problem
>with the transcription.  Another word for "commando" is "guerilla," right?
>I guess they opted for the latter, then mis-spelled it.  The LD cover had
>a picture of Arnold in his typical testosterone-induced pose, emblazened with
>the title "Gorilla."
>	Appropriate, huh? :-

That reminds me of the story behind a famous video game.

A Japanese game maker (it was either Taito or Nintendo, I forget) designed
a video game about a big gorilla that resembled King Kong. I guess they
didn't want to get into copyright battles by using the name, so they
called it Monkey Kong. But somewhere along the way, it was transliterated
incorrectly, and the game became known, for all time, as 'Donkey Kong'.



-- 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre
From: rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: Sick Joke
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 18:25:10 GMT

cowan@aqua.ocunix.on.ca (Darin Cowan (root)) writes:
>kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>> I am sorry to inform you of this Martin, but some subjects are just
>> not politically correct enough to discussed in this news froup.  You 
>> must learn not to patronize wymen and never, ever even consider making
>> jokes about abortion or rape.  I am not kidding.
>> 

>I presume a "wymen" is really "women" or "woman" typed on a Dvorak
>keyboard with the keys mixed up or something?

Wymen are women with hymens.  Honest.
-- 
Have you ever noticed that wherever you go, there you are?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: guckes@math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes)
Subject: Re: Hello
Originator: guckes@medusa
Keywords: stone, lime pie, note speaker
Organization: Free University of Berlin, Germany
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 18:20:43 GMT

bill@AEC.MsState.Edu (bill balcerzak) writes:

>Hello.  How are you today?

Err - fine, thanks.

>In America we get food to eat.  You don't have to run through the jungle and
>scuff up your feet.  We just sing about Jesus and drink win all day.  It's
>great to be an American.  R. Newman 			bill@aec.msstate.edu

Excuse me, but - Americans drink "win" ? Weird!  %-}
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System)
Subject: Re: Chinese Restaurant
Reply-To: jota@iguana.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins)
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA, PORTUGAL.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 13:52:59 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.182549.11498@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> calloway@lonestar.utsa.edu (Michael L. Calloway) writes:
>>>>>  Good one! I simply love it... great for dramas! Anymore of these?
>>>>Ditto!  Very funny--really enjoyed it.
>>>Oh, yes, I loved it, and I never even read it.
>>You did not read it, how sad!
Snif Snif. I pitty u.

----
 joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.UUCP
 
 "Carpe Diem, she muttered, and laughed. We seize the day.	
  Well, sometimes, the day seizes back !" (Psychodrome)