From: g-martin1@uiuc.edu (Gregory A. Martin)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: [9f08] alpha release (corrections please)
Date: 18 Dec 92 12:11:08 GMT
Reply-To: g-martin1@uiuc.edu (Gregory A. Martin)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Originator: gamg6900@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu


==================================================================== 17-Dec-92
[9F08] Lisa's First Words
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Synopsis
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Maggie speaks, but not before a little family history, including Bart and 
Lisa's first words, and how Krusty's loss was Homer's gain during the 1984
Olympics.

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Title Sequence
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> Bart's Blackboard Punishment:
        Teacher is not a leper
        Teacher is not a l     - at cutoff

> Lisa's Sax Solo:
        ........

> The Driveway:
        Homer says `D'oh!' when Lisa scoots past.
        Homer says `Waugh!' when the car closes in on him.

> The Couch:
        Homer, Bart, Maggie, Lisa, and Marge perform a high-kicking chorus
        line to a Las Vegas version of the Simpsons Fanfare.  Two leggy
        feather-headed chorus girls join in.  Two unicycling jugglers join in
        as the music changes to circus music.  Back wall rises to reveal more 
        chorus girls and a stage, complete with fireworks wheel, acrobatic 
        elephants, rabbit-pulling magicians, fire-eaters, trapeze artists, 
        and SLH jumping through a ring of fire.

> Time: 
        [1:34] Longest title sequence to date.

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Quotes and Scene Summaries
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% OFF tries to get Maggie to talk.

Marge:  [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba?  Can you say mama?
Bart:   Can you say get bent?
Marge:  Bart!
Bart :  Mister Rogers says it all the time!
Marge:  He does not.
Homer:  Maggie, can you say daddy?  Daddy?
Marge:  Kitty.  Kitty.
Lisa:   Be-bop.  Be-bop.
Bart:   Shove it.  Shove it.
Maggie: [burp]
Homer:  Did you hear that?  She said "burlap"!
-- Too much chicken for Liz,

Marge:  Oh, Maggie, when are you going to talk?
Lisa:   Well don't push her.  Remember, 'tis better to remain silent and be 
        thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Homer:  [thinks] What does that mean?  Better say something or they'll think 
        you're stupid. [speaks] Takes one to know one! [thinks] Swish!
-- 

Marge:  According to Fretful Mother Magazine, if Maggie doesn't talk by age
        one we should consider a corrective tongue extender.
-- Homer will choke her like a chicken,

% Bart asks about his first words.  Marge remembers Bart walking in on her
% and Homer in the bedroom.  Bart says, "Ay caramba!".  Marge doesn't admit
% to remembering this.  Instead she begins the story of Lisa's first words.
% In the spring of 1983 Springfield resemble Brooklyn in the 1930's.
% Kids play video games instead of street games.  Marge and the housewives
% gossip.  Homer returns from work.

Bart:   Homer!
Homer:  Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.  Homer's what grownups call me. 
        Call me daddy.
Bart:   Homer.
Homer:  Daddy.
Bart:   Homer.
Homer:  Daddy.
Bart:   Da... da... da...
Homer:  Yes?
Bart:   Domer!  Hah, hah, hah...
Homer:  Why you little... [chokes Bart]
-- Homer practices tongue extension on Bart,

% Bart climbs up the TV and dives onto a sleeping Homer.  Bart eats spaghetti
% just as well as Homer.  Bart does gymnastics on the clothesline.  Marge 
% tells Bart a bedtime story.
                                                                  
Marge:  Then the prince and the princess... [yawn] got married and lived 
        happily ever after.
Bart:   Then what happened?
Marge:  Uh... they had thirty sons and thirty daughters.
Bart:   What were their names?
Marge:  Hmm... Dennis... Brad... Mavis... Brad... [asleep]
-- They must have been Catholic,

% Bart imitates Ed McMahon.  Homer plays with Bart.

Homer:  Heh, heh. Got your nose.
Bart:   Got your wallet.  [flushes down toilet]
Homer:  No!  Bart, don't you ever do that again.
Bart:   [pushes Homer's nose] Beep.
Homer:  Aargh!  [chokes Bart]
-- Homer is a bit flushed,

Marge:  Guess what Homey?  There's going to be twice as much love in this
        house as there was before!
Homer:  We're gonna start doing it in the morning?
--

% Marge announces she is pregnant again.

Bart:   Bye-bye keys!  [flushes down toilet]
-- Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me,

% Bart imagines what having a new baby would be like. Bart imagines drawing
% on the walls and blaming it on the baby. Bart imagines using the baby
% for a Big Wheel ramp. Bart imagines using the baby's diaper to sponge up
% spilled milk. Time passes. Marge becomes very pregnant.

Marge:  I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger place.
Homer:  No we won't.  I've got it all figured out.  The baby can have Bart's
        crib, and Bart can sleep with us until he's twenty-one.
Marge:  Won't that warp him?
Homer:  My cousin Frank did it.
Marge:  You don't have a cousin Frank.
Homer:  He became Francine back in '76.  Then he joined that cult.  I think 
        his name is Mother Shabubu now.
-- I'm Barb Simpson.  Who the hell are you?,

% Homer and Marge decide to look for a house. They drop Bart off at Marge's
% sisters' house.  Bart sings for money.

% Homer and Marge go househunting.  The first house is a murder scene
% complete with a blood-scrawled promise to return. The second one is next 
% to a rendering plant.

Agent:  Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat, you'll wonder 
        how you ever did without it.
Homer:  Mmmm... hog fat.
-- Mmmm... hog fat, 

% Two workers in the rendering plant stir a vat of melted fat, but they
% are distracted by Homer's presence.

Worker: [sniff, sniff] Ooh, you smell something?
-- I love the smell of Homer in the morning,

% Third house is a houseboat. Captain McAlister's sales pitch is interrupted 
% as he wrestles with a great white shark. Fourth house is owned by stinking 
% cats.

Homer:  Once we get the cats out of the way, it won't be too bad.
Agent:  Actually, according to the will, the cats own the house.
        You'd be their tenants!
-- 

% Back to the present...

Lisa:   I wish we lived in the kitty house.
Bart:   I could have trained them to be my Unholy Army of the Night.
        Go, my pretties!  Kill!  Kill!
-- Bart Guenther-Williams

% The fifth house is perfect. Homer imagines his first addition -- TV!
% Unfortunately, Homer doesn't have enough money for the house. Homer 
% goes to Grampa's house to ask for money.

Homer:  Dad, I have a problem.
Grampa: Why did you come to me? I don't know nothing. I used to get by on 
        my looks. Now they're gone -- withered away like an old piece of
        fruit. [cries]
-- Like father, like son,

Homer:  I need $15,000 to buy a home.
Grampa: Oh, well.  All I own is this house that I built with my own two hands.
Homer:  You didn't build this house.  You won it on a crooked 50's game show.
Grampa: I ratted on everybody and got off scott free!  Hah-hah!
        [They exchange high-fives]
-- The $15,000 Question,

Grampa: All right, son, I'll sell this dump and write you a check.
Homer:  Dad, first you gave me life, now you've given me a home for my
        family, I'd be honored if you came to live with us.
Grampa: Thank you!
Bart:   [in the present] So how long before you shipped Grampa off to the 
        old-folks home?
Homer:  About three weeks.
OFF:    [laugh heartily]
--

% [End of Act One. Time: 8:14]

Homer:  Maggie, I'll give you this cookie if you talk. [Maggie distracts
        Homer] What, what? [Maggie steals the cookie] D'oh! All right, you
        win round seven.
-- Liz strikes again,

Lisa:   When are we going to get to my first words?
Homer:  Your what what?
Lisa:   My first words.
Homer:  Nah, you don't want to hear that story. I know. I'll tell you about
        the time I got locked in the bank vault with Mr. Mooney. It was
        another one of my hair-brained schemes.
Lisa:   Dad!
Homer:  Wait a minute. That was the Lucy show.
--

Homer:  Where were we?
Bart:   Mom was preggers, dad just threw all our money down the sinkhole.
Homer:  Ah yes, I remember the day we moved in.
-- 

% Homer struggles to carry Marge over the threshold.

Bart:   Hey Homer, this house sucks.
Homer:  Bart, I told you not to use that word. Call me daddy.
Bart:   Homer. Nyah!
Homer:  Aargh! [chokes Bart]
-- 

% Ned and Todd Flanders arrive to sing a welcome song.

Ned:    Buenos dias, neighboritos. The handle is Flanders, but my friends
        call me Ned.
Homer:  Hi Flanders.
--

Bart:   Who the hell are you?
Todd:   My name is Todd. Will you be my friend? [hugs Bart, Bart throws him
        to the ground] You're funny, ha-ha-ha-ha.
--

Ned:    If you need anything just give a whistle.
Homer:  I could use a TV tray.
Ned:    Well, gee...
Homer:  What?
Ned:    Uh, I just this minute bought it at the hardware...
Homer:  You said anything.
Ned:    Heh, sure, you can borrow it for... a little while.
Homer:  [in the present] And that little while is now eight years and 
        counting. Heh, heh, heh.

% More time passes. Bart is in the terrible two's. He bangs a spoon on a pan
% while wearing a pot on his head. Marge is even more pregnant.

Bart:   I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!
Marge:  Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey. Could you please be quiet?
Bart:   Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quie...
Marge:  Bart, get out!
--

Homer:  It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but
        somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
--

% Bart and Homer watch "The Itchy & Scratchy Show" -- "100 Yard Gash". 
% Scratchy lines up for the Olympic sprint, but Itchy nails his tail to the
% ground. Scratchy runs out of his skin and wins the race. I&S wish good
% luck to the Olympic athletes.

Krusty: Hey kids! [Krusty laugh] Summer is just around the corner and Krusty
        Burger is the Official Meat Flavored Sandwhich of the 1984 Olympics!
--

% Sideshow Bob lifts a weight but Krusty tickles him with a feather.

Bart:   Krusty funny!
Homer:  Duh.
--

% Krusty explains a contest where customers get game cards, scratch to
% reveal an Olympic event, and if America wins a gold medal, the customer
% wins a free Krusty Burger. After the director yells cut, Krusty gags on
% the burger he pretends to eat.

Krusty: Blech! [spits it out] Oh, I almost swallowed some of the juice.
        [drinks from his flask] Uhh, I'll be tasting that for weeks.
--

Accountant: Great spot, K. C.
Krusty:     Put a sock in it, preppy. How much are these free burgers gonna
            cost me?
Accountant: Not to worry, Mr. K. We've rigged the cards, they're all in
            events that Communists never lose.
Krusty:     I like, I like.
Woman:      This just came over the wires, Big K.
Krusty:      [reads] Uh-huh. Soviet boycott. U.S. unopposed in most events.
            How does this affect our giveaway?
Accountant: Let's see. [calculates] You personally stand to lost forty-four
            million dollars.
--

% Bart doesn't want to leave his crib, despite Homer's best efforts.

Marge:  Bart, from now on the baby sleeps in the crib.
Bart:   Crib, crib, I'm a baby.
--

% Homer tries to use reverse psychology to imply they want Bart the baby
% to stay in his little crib. Homer immediately crumbles and rushes back in
% to continue yanking on Bart. Homer builds bart an Evil Clown bed.

Bart:   Can't sleep. Clown will eat me. Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.
--

Announcer:  Ohh, doctor, we are seconds away from the 100 meter butterfly.
            And with the East German, heh, heh, women shaving their backs
            9000 miles away the Americans are heavy favorites.
Homer:      [stomach rumbles] Patience my pet.
--

Man Announcer:      And the Americans jump out to an early lead.
Woman Announcer:    Although we should point out that many of the other women
                    represent countries that don't have swimming pools.
Man Announcer:      Boo, hoo. You're breaking my heart.
--

Marge:      Homey, I think the baby is coming.
Homer:      Wow. A baby and a free burger. Could this be the best day of my 
            life?
Announcer:  Coming up next, an hourlong episode of "Mama's Family".
Homer:      Yes!
--

% Homer and Marge leave Bart with the Flanders family while they rush Marge 
% to the hospital.

Ned:    We'll take good care of your boy, Simpson. Enjoy the miracle of 
        creation.
Homer:  Shut up, Flanders.
--

% Bart, Todd, and Rod go inside to play Good Samaritan.

Rod:    I get to clothe the leper.
Todd:   Lucky!
Ned:    Supper time, boys.
Rod:    Oh boy, liver!
Todd:   Iron helps us play!
--

% Bart wants to go home, but then remembers the trauma of the Evil Clown bed.
% Bart lies in bed while  Tod and Rod sing. Bart escapes but runs into the
% hideous Grandma Flanders. Lisa has been delivered at the hospital.

Homer:  Little Lisa. I've already started you a college fund at Lincoln
        Savings and Loan.
--

Marge:  According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her.
Homer:  Yeah, well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
--

% Bart is tormented by the scary new images in his life. Bart meets the 
% cute baby Lisa.

Homer:  Bart, there's someone in here who wants to meet you.
Marge:  Well Bart, what do you think of little Lisa.
Bart:   I hate you.
--

% [End of Act Two. Time: 7:19]

Marge:  I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
Lisa:   Mondale to Hart: Where's the beef?
Bart:   Where's the beef? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Homer:  Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Where's the beef? No wonder he won
        Minnesota.
--

% Patty and Selma meet the baby Lisa. Patty blows smoke in her face.

Selma:  Isn't that cute? She's coughing.
--

% Patty gives Lisa a kiss. Bart tries to get attention.

Bart:   I know a new song.
Patty:  You still here?
--

% Bart hasn't mastered the lyrics yet.

Selma:  The older they get, the cuter they ain't.
--

Selma:   Hey, the baby just spit up.
--

% US has won many gold medals.

Krusty: You people are pigs. [cries] I personally am gonna spit in every
        fiftieth burger.
Homer:  I like those odds.
--

% A Korean gymnast dismounts with a broken leg.

Howard Cosell:  The American Drederick Tatum does a triumphant turkey trot
                over the supine Swede. One's thoughts turn to Alexander of
                Macedon's victory at Granicus and Issus.
--

% A mob of people gather at Krusty Burger for their free prizes. Chief Wiggum
% is grateful to Carl Lewis. Lisa visits Doctor Hibert.

Doctor Hibert:  Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. She has the relexes of a young 
                Mary Lou Retton. Have a wowwypop.
Bart:           Can I have a lollypop?
Doctor Hibert:  Oh, Bart, I'm afraid that was the last one. But, I've got
                something even better for you. A rubella innoculation.
--

% Bart rubs his arm back at the house.

Bart:   I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
Marge:  I'm sorry, Bart, you're too little.
Homer:  Here, Bart, you can hold my beer.
--

% Bart takes his revenge by cutting all of Lisa's hair off.

Bart:   Who's cuter now?

% Bart gets sent to sit in the corner. 

Bart:   She started it.
--

% Bart tries to mail Lisa away but the mailman doesn't cooperate. Bart
% returns to the corner. Ned returns Lisa and asks for the TV tray back
% but Homer slams the door in his face. Homer orders Bart to the corner
% but he is already there. Bart prepares to run away. As he leaves Lisa
% calls his name.

Bart:   Mom, dad, she can talk! Say it again, Lees...
Lisa:   Bart. Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart.
Bart:   I'm her first word.
Marge:  Well, I'm not surprised. Lisa's crazy about you. She thinks you
        hound the moon.(????)
Bart:   Wow. Lisa, can you say mommy?
Lisa:   Mommy.
Bart:   Can you say David Hasselhoff?
Lisa:   David Hasselhoff.
Homer:  Can you say daddy?
Lisa:   Homer.
Homer:  No, sweety. Daddy.
Lisa:   Homer.
Homer:  D'oh!

% Bart and Lisa embrace. Fade to present. Bart and Lisa fight.

Bart:   I was sitting there.
Lisa:   I don't see your name on it.
Bart:   It's right there.
Marge:  Bart, don't write on the rug.
Lisa:   Hah, hah, mom yelled at you.
Bart:   Did not.
Lisa:   Did too.
Homer:  You know, Maggie, the sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back.
--

% Homer tucks Maggie in.

Homer:  I hope you never say a word. [leaves]
Maggie: Daddy.
--

% [End of Act Three. Time: 4:53]

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Credits
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Written by: 
        Jeff Martin 
Directed by: 
        Mark Kirkland
Guest Voices:
        Elizabeth Taylor as Maggie
Music:
        Normal Simpsons Fanfare
        Normal Gracie Fanfare

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Reviews
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{XXX}   blah
        blah

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Comments, Questions, and Other Observations
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{XXX}   blah
        blah

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Running Jokes
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> Maggie's burp
    at beginning
    after cookie
> Pac-Man
> Homer choking Bart
    after Domer
    after keys
    Flanders sing
> Carson
> Doing it twice
> Bart's singing
> Mmmm... hog fat
> Homer stinks.
> Homer visualizing TV (and couch).
> Itchy & Scratchy
    episode
    Scratchy doll
> Homer building, sawing, nailing (recycled animation?)
> Where is Springfield
      Olympics on Channel 6
> Shut up Flanders
> Nose beeping
      Bart
      Dr. Hibert
> Bart exclamations
      Suffering succotash
> Space Mutants doll

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References to Previous Episodes
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    ... blah [CODE] blah

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Popular References
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> Specific References (+ = something, ? = something):    
      + "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper
          - Homer sings this as he returns from work, and the music plays
            in the background as Bart dives onto the sleeping Homer
      + "Chariots of Fire" music by Vangelis
          - During the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon
      + Keith Jackson announces the Olympics

> `Genre' References:
      ? Source
          - Description

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Did You Notice...
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    ... Couch sequence:
        ... Two jugglers, each doing three balls, one set yellow, 
            one set pink
        ... Two elephants each balance on one front leg, then switch to other
            front leg
        ... Woman trapeze artist goes from right trapeze to left, then back 
            to right, then a second woman appears on the left
        ... Two rabbits pulled by  two magicians look dead
        ... Two fire breathers emit huge flames
        ... SLH's trick is incredibly lame -- he walks through the ring
        ... Eight leggy showgirls with feathers jut out their bosoms at the
            end
        ... Everyone ends with a fluorish
    ... When Maggie burps her pupils diverge and her lips flutter
    ... Fretful Mother Magazine
            Inside: Why baby can't read
            (mother examines the baby with a magnifying glass)
    ... Springfield 1983 looks like Brooklyn in the 1930's, complete with
        kids from the 1930's
    ... Video games
            Mumbletypeg
            Stickball
            Kick the Can
    ... Flavors of chipwich
            Chocolate chip
            Oatmeal Raisin
    ... Marge wears a useless red bandana
    ... Spring 1983 references
            Ms. Pac-Man
            Joe Piscopo
            Chipwich
            video games
            Last episode of M*A*S*H
            "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper
            Boy George joke on Tonight Show
    ... 1983-1984 references
            Ned Flanders' "I <heart> Webster" shirt
            Mama's Family
            "Mondale to Hart: Where's the Beef?"
            David Hasselhoff
    ... 1984 Olympics references
            East German women swimmers
            Carl Lewis
            Korean gymnast Kim Hwa dismounting on broken leg
            Mary Lou Retton
    ... Homer has a receding hairline but still good coverage
    ... Baby Bart wears only diapers
    ... When Homer chokes Bart, Bart's eyes diverge and his tongue sticks out
    ... While eating spaghetti
            Homer and Bart both have spaghetti on their head, neck, and arms
            Red and white checker tablecloth
            Buzz Cola
            Map of Italy covering cracks on the wall
    ... Bart reverses his direction of spin on the clothesline
    ... Homer has a Playboy keychain
    ... Bart-imagined baby looks cutely repulsive
    ... Homer talks about making love to Marge twice a day, then about having
        Bart sleep in their bed for the next nineteen years
    ... Intermediate-age Bart wears blue coveralls and a pink shirt
    ... Spout medley
            ????
    ... Stinking Fish Realty
            [Picture of smelly fish]
            "With a name this bad, we've got to be good!"
    ... Car at Stinking Fish Realty has front fender bashed in
    ... Police photographer photographs chalk outlines, not actual bodies
    ... "I'll be back" is written in fresh dripping blood
    ... Realty agent holds his nose with a handkerchief near rendering plant
    ... Homer licks his chops after imagining hog fat
    ... Marge holds her nose after seeing the rendering plant
    ... Grampa's house
            Grease stains all over the walls
            Duff beer can
    ... Grampa was voted the handsomest boy in Albany, NY
    ... When Maggie steals the cookie, Homer stares at his empty hand and
        his fingers twitch before the theft sinks in
    ... Maggie burps after eating the cookie
    ... Ned Flanders' shirt says "I <heart> Webster"
    ... As Ned and Todd sing, Homer and Bart look at each other in disbelief
    ... The Flanders' welcome song
            We welcome you to the neighborhood
            Sing fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la la-la-la
            Fa-la-la-la-la la-la
            From now on you'll be history
            You'll be hist, you'll be hist, you'll be history
            Buenos dias, neighboritos
    ... The Itchy & Scratchy Show
        ... "100 YARD GASH    <--- NOTE: closing quote is missing
        ... Five runners begin on the starting line
        ... One runners is a two-eared rabbit with glasses
        ... Scratchy's shirt says "US", "A" is presumably there but obscured
        ... Scratchy's skeleton appears on cereal box
                WHEATEES
                The Breakfast of Champions
        ... Closing message
                Good luck to our athletes from Itchy and Scratchy, official
                animated cat and mouse team of the 1984 Olympics
    ... Milk Shake machine in Krusty's restaurant
    ... Terms of address for Krusty
            K C
            Mr. K
            Big K
    ... Baby bart wears the same blue pajamas that Maggie wears, except that
        Bart's have slipper-feet.
    ... Three bad swimmers
        ... Falls in backwards, then clings to the lane divider coughing
        ... Holds nose, jumps in feet first, stuck head down with feet up
            out of water like a synchronized swimmer
        ... Falls in forwards, drowning actions
    ... TV announcers have jackets for channel 6
    ... Good Samaritan
        ... Bart wears a turban, Rod and Todd wear ????
        ... Cities are Jericho and Jerusalem
        ... Dice are contained in a plastic half-sphere, when they push down
            on the sphere and let up, the sphere pops back and the dice are 
            rolled
        ... Rolls rolls a three and a one on the dice
    ... Todd and Rod singing in bed
            I've got that joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart
            Where?
            Down in my heart to stay
            And if the devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tack
            Ow!
            Sit on a tack
            Ouch!
    ... Grandma Flanders' eyes don't work together
    ... Fretful Mother Magazine
            Is your baby too cute?
    ... Marge and Lisa in the rocking chair are bathed in angelic sunshine
    ... Images that torment Bart (twice)
        ... Marge: From now on the baby sleeps in the crib.
        ... Todd: Iron helps us play.
        ... Evil Clown: [laughs]
        ... Grandma Flanders: Hello, Joe!
    ... Springfield Shopper, Daily News, Free
            Mondale to Hart: Where's the Beef?
    ... When Patty kisses baby Lisa
            Hair on Patty's face
            Lisa's left eye is stuck shut by the lipstick
    ... Bart's unmastered song
    ... Krusty smokes
    ... Korean gymnast is number 171(?)
    ... Krusty Burger, Olympic Gamecard, Boxing
    ... Swedish boxer has long blond hair
    ... Lisa gets pearls in her second scene
    ... In 1984 Doctor Hibert has corn rows with colorful beads in his hair
    ... Hypodermic has air bubbles
    ... Little bitty locks of hair on the blanket after Bart cuts Lisa's hair
    ... Lisa's cute bunny hat to cover her bald head, pajamas have the
        flap for easy butt access
    ... USA stamps on Lisa's face, 20 cents, 25 cents, perhaps others
    ... Mailbox has the US Postal Eagle on the side
    ... Toys in Bart's room
            Dinosaur
            Basketball
            Piggy Bank
            Space Mutants doll
            Rolling duck with a stick
            Another dinosaur
            Happy Little Elves figure
            Sword
            Teddy bear
            Rolling popping balls with a stick
            Baseball glove
            Scratchy doll
            Radio
    ... blah
    ... blah
    ... blah
    ... blah
    ... blah
    ... blah
    ... blah
    ... blah
    ... blah

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Freeze-Frame Fun
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    ... During the pan when the kids go into the arcade, the lines get wavy
        and we see two other video games called "SGI" and "MG"
    ... During the pan from apartment window to Bart on the clothesline
        the building lines are wavy
    ... While Scratchy tries to run he has as many as five legs

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Animation and Continuity Goofs
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    ... When Bart imitates Ed McMahon his mouth doesn't move
    ... First time Bart sits in the corner, a wall outlet appears in the 
        closeup where there wasn't one in the far shot
    ... When Bart prepares to run away, items in his room rearrange, bulletin 
        board appears, Space Mutants doll disappears, dresser style changes, 
        basketball and books move, Bart walks away from the door but arrives 
        in the doorway

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Missing Animation
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> Seen in Commercials:

> Butchered/Censored in Australia:

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Distribution Notice and Acknowledgments
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> Significant Contributions Were Received From:
        {XXX} - Person (e-mail)

> Distribution Notice:
        This compilation Copyright 1992 Greg Martin and Dan Lewart.
        The quotes from The Simpsons are the property of the 20th Century 
        FOX Film Corporation, and reproduced contributions belong to their 
        respective authors. This compilation may be freely distributed 
        through Usenet or any other associated networks on the provision 
        it remains unaltered and is not used to promote a commercial service.

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