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From: chee1sh@jane.uh.edu
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: [Joke] #2
Date: 20 Nov 1992 14:10 CST
Organization: University of Houston
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: jane.uh.edu
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

In article <1992Nov20.181338.28195@news.media.mit.edu>, TIEN@nmdhst.cc.nih.gov writes...
%> From: Tri.Nguyen@media.mit.edu
%> Subject: Re: [Joke] #2
%> Date: 17 Nov 92 19:56:33 GMT
%> 
%>     Hi Kevin,
%> 
%>      I think your joke#2 is not appropriate in this news group.  Please be
%> more considerate the next time you post your joke.  Beside, I think most 
%> people can just read rec.humor themselves.  You don't have to copy those
%> jokes over to soc.culture.vietnamese again.  Regards.
%> 
%> Tri Nguyen.
%> 
% 
%Hi Tri, Kevin, and everyone,
% 
%I, in the other hand, would like to thank Kevin for having been posting
%many good jokes on SCV.  I do not have access to rec.humor and thus have
%been enjoying the jokes sent by Kevin.  Many of them are good, and some
%of them are bad.  Since the standards of good and bad vary from person
%to person, from time to time, I think we will have to let the person
%decide for him/herself (unless he/she got tons of flame, then it's clear
%it's bad :)).  For me, I just read and remember the good ones, and let
%the bad/offensive ones forgotten.  
% 
%That's a solution, no?  (If yes, then Kevin, more good jokes, eh?)
% 
%Yours,
% 
%Tie^'n @ N.I.H.
%

Hi,

How about a disclaimer, something like "yucky icky joky joke, not intend for
sensitive people.  Hit 'n' for your own safety".  In addtion, put a source
of a joke at the end.  I think "from rec.humor.funny" would be fine. That way
noone can complain about the nature or the origin of the joke.  Well....
unless they dont read the begining or the end, :)  (Telling the truth,
i have never read a disclaimer nor the signature, but i am not sensitive to
any type of material though :) )  

Ki'nh
XuanLinh Tran
From: an@verbum.com
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: FYI -- CFP East Asian Software Symposium '93
Date: 18 Nov 92 10:22:54 GMT
Article-I.D.: heifetz.m0mrxLg-000HcuC
Reply-To: an@verbum.com
Organization: Lex-Kon, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu


    GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY EAST ASIAN SOFTWARE SYMPOSIUM 1993

                   FIRST CALL FOR PARTICIPANTS

     As part of the Georgetown University Round Table on Language
and Linguistics, there will be a day-long Presession on Tuesday,
March 9, 1993, devoted to software for East Asian Languages.  You
are invited to submit proposals for participation in the following
areas.

1    Demonstrations of East Asian Language software you have
developed or are currently developing.

2    Reports on new ways of using existing East Asian Language
software applications for special purposes, particularly for
teaching.

3    Papers on various aspects of East Asian Language software,
especially software that you may be planning to develop, are
developing but are not yet ready to demonstrate, or would like to
see developed.

4    Panels on particular problems or issues related to special
uses of existing East Asian Language software or development of new
software.

5    Interest groups with the focus on software in one particular
East Asian Language.

     We welcome participation by anyone working with any language
of Northeast or Southeast Asia.  Those working with languages of
Central or South Asia who also may be interested in participating
are also invited to apply.

     Proposals should be no longer than two pages.  They should
include the qualifications of the proposed presenter(s), the
special significance of the presentation in relation to the field
involved, and an outline or summary of the proposed presentation.
They should also indicate what equipment, if any, may be needed for
the presentation.
     Proposals should be submitted by January 31, but early
submission is encouraged.  Please send email submissions to
"MMCCASKEY@guvax.acc.georgetown.edu".  Surface mail submissions
should be sent to Michael McCaskey and Patricia O'Neill,
Coordinators, East Asian Software Symposium, Department of Chinese
and Japanese, Georgetown University, Washington, DC 20057-1042.
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: CE_NGUYEN@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Sinh Nguyen)
Subject: Re: *** -Do^' vui -de^? ho.c  #4  ***
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 23:11:23 GMT

ngu+o+`i cha ga^`n che^'t ro^`i cho ne^n o^ng gia` ddo' no'i ra(`ng ai ve^`
tru+o+'c se~ ddu+.o+c gia ta`i
From: kbs@ccr-p6.ccr.jussieu.fr (K.B. Su)
Subject: Walk-A-Thon Fund Raising??
Organization: Paris University 7 - FRANCE
Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 23:11:59 GMT

Hi,

>caltech.org.vietnam
Is this a newsgroup?

>news@cco.caltech.edu
If I have something to say do I have to send it here?

>dist-vietnam@nntp-server.caltech.edu
or here?

>If you live in Southern California or if you have chance to be
>in the area in Thanksgiving holidays, 
Wish I was! Hot, sunny, dangerous :)

>please walk
But huh...do I really have to? :)

>If not, please sponsor someone who walks.
I'm sure u thought about my poor tiny legs!

>Please be as generous as you can but no amount is too small either.
Wait until mine!

>        SCV/Vietnet/VN-Singles WALKERS AND SPONSORS LIST
			^^^^^^^
Are there only singles? :)

> 		(Update will be post on SCV/Vietnet)
What's the difference between SCV & Vietnet?

>******************************************************************
>No.     Walker                  Sponsor                 Amount
>******************************************************************
>5. 	Nguyen Phuong		 jb & friends		 F 10!
Poor Phuong! The last of the row, and no money :( Here we
used to say: No money....no walk!!!
Well, not to worry anymore P. (I hope!), I'm ready to sponsor
you ((: I'll walk (well..my Chi asked me..& what can't I do 
for her anyway!) around the freezing halls of my Uni and the
warm rooms of my Church to collect as much as I can! 
More, I'll get the vneses I know here to do the same. Don't 
expect too much though, we're just poor students here that 
have to eat pho everyday to survive :)

>Donations are tax-deductible.
You mean that I can deduce the 200% tax barrier from the donations
i'll send. Great! Forget the GATT then !-)

>LAVAS is a non-profit organization....
Hmmm...smashing!

>Thank you sooo much :-))
Avec beaucoup de plaisirs!

Can u tell me more about the association and if there was
a walk-a-thon last year (how much did you raised?).

Merci et a bientot!

jb
From: thang@positron.amd.com (Thang Tran)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Vietnamese restaurants in Denver and Portland
Date: 23 Nov 92 17:36:33 GMT
Organization: Advanced Micro Devices, Austin TX.

I will pass through Denver on a ski trip 11/24-28 and will be in
Portland from 11/30-12/6.  I appreciate any recommendation for
Vietnamese restaurants in these two cities.  Thanks.



-- 
--
Thang Tran  |  Advanced Processor Development      |  thang@positron.amd.com
            |  Advanced Micro Devices, Austin, TX  |  (512) 462-5880
Organization: Ryerson Polytechnical Institute
Distribution: na
Date: Monday, 23 Nov 1992 17:42:59 EST
From: <ACPS7188@RyeVm.Ryerson.Ca>
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Help about FTP!!

  Cha`o ca'c ba.n!!
 La~m co' mo^.t tro*? nga.i khi du`ng FTP mo^.t va`i shareware tu*`
Sonygate.sony.com ve^` va` transfer sang PC cu?a La~m o*? nha` nhu*ng kho^ng
hie^?u ta.i sao shareware ddo' kho^ng la`m vie^.c gi` ca?.. Thi' du. nhu*
La~m dda~ get software Vietdosx ve^` va` transfer no' qua computer cu?a La~m
du*o*'i da.ng binary file, va^.y ma` khi La~m run no' thi` no' kho^ng work
gi` he^'t.  La~m mo*'i sang Toronto chu*a ddu*o*.c la^u la('m (2 na(m) va`
cu~ng mo*'i chi? ho.c na(m thu*' 2 cu?a Computer Science trong DDa.i ho.c
tho^i ne^n hie^?u bie^'t ve^` P.C cu?a La~m co`n i't la('m, Mong ca'c ba.n
na`o co' tha`nh y' ha~y giu'p ddo*~ La~m the^m ve^` FTP.  Xin ca'm o*n!!
  Ta^'t ca? hu*o*'ng da^~n xin email ACPS7188@Rye.Vm.Ryerson.CA, hay ca'c
ba.n co' the^? netpost le^n trong SCV Newsgroup, La~m se~ co^' ga('ng check
thu*o*`ng xuye^n...
                 Tha^n a'i,
              Nguye^~n La~m.
From: smach@cac.washington.edu (Suantin Mach )
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: anyone from VT 1401 out there?
Date: 18 Nov 92 16:09:47 GMT
Article-I.D.: u.1992Nov18.160947.10064
Organization: UW Computing

anyone from VT 1401 leaving vu~ng tau` and arriving malaysia
in 1978 (1979?!)
From: giao@informix.com (Giao Tien Vu)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: Khmer Rouge
Date: 21 Nov 92 02:09:37 GMT
Organization: Informix Software, Inc.

In article <9211191608.aa28974@cbda8.apgea.army.mil> phduong@cbda8.apgea.army.mil ("Peter H. Duong") writes:
>
>>From: edwind@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov (THANH NGUYEN)
>
>>
>>After reading the enclosed article, my gut feeling is that Vietnam has
>>every right to send troups back to Cambodia and wipe out the Khmer Rouge
>>one for all.  It was justifiable for the U.S. to invade Granada and Panama
>>to protect a handful of U.S. citizens living there.  It is even more
>>justifiable for Vietnam to go back to Cambodia to protect more than a
>>million Vietnamese civilians there.
>
>[...]
>These situations are very much different between Vietnam and Cambodia.
>Vietnam invaded Cambodia was a mistake, the Khmer Rouge only killed their
>own people.  Vietnam might use the reason of protecting the Vietnamese in
>Cambodia but the Khmer Rouge didn't kill Vietnamese prior to Vietnam's
>invasion.

I disagree.  Khmer Rouge troups had frequently raided across Vietnamese
border before the Vietnamese invasion, killing people and destroying
properties.  Vietnamese who lived in Cambodia were persecuted, killed or
chased out of the country before and during the Khmer Rouge reign.

The question whether or not Vietnam should invade Cambodia again if
Vietnamese are persecuted is quite difficult to answer.  An invasion is
an expensive overtaking.  The toughest question and most expensive problem
is what you do after you have won.  Minh Ma.ng realized that after his
Tra^'n Ta^y debacle (where Vietnam attempted to annex the Eastern part of
Cambodia) when the often docile Cambodians rebelled against Vietnamese rule.
That's why President Bush decided to call off the drive into Iraq even
though the US and the UN troops appear to be on a unstoppable drive towards
Baghdad.  And the recent Vietnamese experience in Cambodia is still too
fresh (and the fact that the world was against Vietnam does not help
either).

Vietnam needs to protect its people, inside or outside the country.  If
Cambodia falls under the Khmer Rouge again and the Khmer Rouge wants to
again "take back" the Southern part of Vietnam, Vietnam would be forced
to wage war on Cambodia again.  However, at this point, Vietnam does not
need to do that.  It's acceptable that some Cambodians resent Vietnamese.
Vietnamese should demand for the murderers of those Vietnamese to be
brought to trials and sentenced.  There is still no need for a Vietnam's
intervention in Cambodia.  There would be no need of Vietnam's intervention
if the Cambodian government remains friendly with Vietnam and agrees to
give Vietnamese rights to live and to work.  When the Cambodian government
becomes enemies of Vietnamese or Vietnam's interests, it'd be the time for war
justification.  I do hope that the need for that would not come.

Giao
From: tuan@pyramid.pyramid.com (Hoa`ng Co^ng Tua^'n)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [MISC] DDa`i Pha't Thanh Que^ Hu+o+ng VN's phone number
Keywords: DDa`i Pha't Thank QHVN's number
Date: 16 Nov 92 21:57:10 GMT
Reply-To: tuan@pyramid.com
Distribution: ba
Organization: Pyramid Technology Corp., Mountain View, CA

I would like to make a call to DDa`i Pha't Thanh Que^ Hu+o+ng VN
KSJX 1500 AM in the Bay Area.
Would any of listener kindly give me its number ?

Thank you very much.
-- 
    -m-------  Tuan Cong Hoang          Pyramid Technology Corporation
   --mmmm----  1295 Charleston Rd, Mt. View, CA 94039       +1 415 335-8876
 ----mmmmmm--  UUCP: {allegra,decwrl,hplabs,munnari,sun,uunet}!pyramid!tuan
-----mmmmmmm-  INTERNET: tuan@pyramid.com
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: cs252be@lamar.ColoState.EDU ()
Subject: Re: live, enjoy, and dying
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 10:40:21 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

Geez brother!  Are you pissed? or Are you pissed? 
  

In article <1992Nov19.121008.4485@spcvxb.spc.edu> 6nguyen_p@spcvxb.spc.edu writes:
>Everybody thinks they are so great.  Fuck them.  For many of us, this world is 
>just a play. We act each part of our lives in a play and we get no where.  We 
>succeed nowhere and our dreams always dies on us.  We can always hope that we 
>are rich, but we will never be rich.  I wonder to myself is this world crazy or 
>I am the one that is going crazy.  It doesn't matter..... Life is not short so 
>we can never play hard.  We give 200% of ourselves in this world and this world 
>never gives us anything back.  How cruel don't you think?  I am a student, and 
>it is useless.  When I graduate from college, will I get a job.  Who will 
>guarantee me a job.  If you are then you must be God.  
>	I am going way off here and criticizing the world.  It deserves too.  
>Many dreams dies every second of every minute of every hour of every day of 
>every week of every year.  It is a continuous effort on our part to fix this 
>world.  It does not promote the goodness in this world, but it only create more 
>problems.  How come?
>	I don't want to hear 'experts' in telling me that I am crazy.  I am not 
>crazy.  I have an iq of 200 and my gpa is 4.00.  I know where I am from, do you 
>know where you are from?  From your mother's womb.  Fuck, that's what everybody 
>thinks.  You are from the fucking that your mother did to your dad and your dad 
>did to your mother......
>
>
>To Be Continue......Times running out on you.


Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: cs252be@lamar.ColoState.EDU ()
Subject: Re: [Joke
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 07:49:19 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <1eb8cqINNt28@male.EBay.Sun.COM> kevinle@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Kevin Le) writes:
>
>
>
>
>There was a professor who was doing experiments with a frog. He was
>teaching a frog to jump. The training went on for a while and finally
>when he said "Jump!" the frog jumped high in the air. He thought
>it was time to take some measurements and publish the results.
>
>He started his measurements with a twine, a ruler and a knife. He
>placed the frog on a wooden cutting plate and said "jump". It jumped 
>and he measured the height it jumped. He wrote in his observation
>note book: "Height jumped (with 4 legs): 14 inches. Inference: None".
>Then he cut one of the legs off the frog and said jump. It jumped to
>a height of 10 inches. Inference: None. Then he cut the next leg, and
>measured the height jumped. Because it had only 2 legs the height
>jumped was only 5 inches. The he cut one more leg and the frog now 
>had only one leg. The height jumped was just 1 inch with one leg.
>Again the inference was none. Then he cut the last leg of the frog
>and said "jump!". It didn't move at all. He wrote his inference in
>the note book: "When we removed all the four legs, it was not able
>to hear!".
>
>
>
>      KL
>
>^L
>
>              restroom humor
>
>              no matter how you shake,
>              no matter how you dance,
>              the last drop is always,
>              in your pants!
>
I like your humor KL, so here's one I'd like to share;

	       save paper, use both sides!
Organization: Ryerson Polytechnical Institute
Distribution: na
Date: Tuesday, 17 Nov 1992 19:49:55 EST
From: <ACPS7188@RyeVm.Ryerson.Ca>
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Need some help about FTP.

   Hello ca'c ba.n!!
  Lam ddang ca^`n mo^.t list cu?a nhu*~ng company dde^? mi`nh co' the^?
ftp dde^'n ddo' va` get nhu*~ng freeware ma` mi`nh muo^'n.  Ne^'u ba.n
na`o bie^'t xin vui lo`ng post le^n Netnews hay ne^'u kho^ng phie^`n
thi` email cho Lam qua ACPS7188@Rye.Vm.Ryerson.CA.  Tru*o*'c dda^y
cu~ng qua Netnews group na`y ma` Lam co' ddu*o*.c duy nha^'t mo^.t
company la` sonygate.sony.com, nhu*ng kho^ng bie^'t ngoa`i ca'i na`y
ra co`n nhu*~ng cho^~ na`o kha'c nu*~a kho^ng??
             Tha^n a'i dde^'n ca'c ba.n,
                     Nguye^~n La~m.
From: hho@usc.edu (*** N.T.K.C.D. ***)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Update on THSVVN Walkathon
Date: 23 Nov 1992 08:18:44 -0800
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu

WALKATHON by To^?ng Ho^.i Sinh Vie^n Mie^`n Nam Cali
Raise fund for LAVAS to help BOAT People.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Update Nov 23, 92 - 8:00am (1 more week to goooo)

Or if you want to walk, please contact me ASAP :-) 714/479-8182 (Beeper)

This is the last week. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, please help
our boat people

Sponsor by the mile or whole amount :-)

        SCV/Vietnet/VN-Singles WALKERS AND SPONSORS LIST
 		(Update will be post on SCV/Vietnet)
******************************************************************
No.     Walker                  Sponsor                 Amount
******************************************************************
1.      Nguyen Quoc Lan		--pn-qualcomm		10.00
				DT-Harris		10.00

2.      Le Viet Tu		DT-Harris		10.00

3.      Thu Nguyet Tran		Bluzman		     	30.00
				--pn-qualcomm		10.00
				DT-Harris		10.00
				Tran My-AMD		30.00
				Tran Nhon-Sun		20.00
				Tabasco			20.00
				Anonymous		20.00
				Hie^?n-doc.ca		20.00
				Tin Le-sony		20.00

4. 	Vu Thanh Huyen		DT-Harris		10.00

5. 	Nguyen Phuong		DT-Harris		10.00
				JB & Friends-France	10.00F
				CT-LA			10.00
				Tin Le-sony		20.00
				Trung Tran		10.00
				Hien Pham		10.00
				Hie^?n-doc.ca		20.00

6. 	Nguyen Quang DDi.nh	UIUC Friends		50.00
				Hie^?n-doc.ca		20.00
				Co^ng Chu'a Lo. Lem	10.00

7. 	Nguyen Do		CT-LA			10.00

8. 	Tang A'nh Tuye^'t	Anonymous2		10.00

9. 	Nguyen Dinh Thang	Hie^?n-doc.ca		20.00

10.	Melanie Hanh Nguyen	Anonymous2		10.00

11.	Nguye^~n Minh Hoa`ng 	Anonymous2		10.00

12. 	Nguye^~n Thu`y Trang (SJSU) Anonymous		30.00
				Anonymous2		10.00

13. 	Huynh Quoc Cuong 	Anonymous2		10.00

98.	Lavas General		La^m-Navy		10.00
99.	Anonymous Pool		Anonymous2		10.00


Please make check payable to LAVAS and mail to: 
		LAVAS, SCO
		10451 Bolsa Ave., #211
		Westminster, CA 92683
		(714) 531-1703
		Memo: Vietnet/Walk-a-thon (Walker's name(s))

Donations are tax-deductible.

LAVAS is a non-profit organization.  It sends volunteers lawyers and paralegals
to refugee camps to provide legal assistance to the Vietnamese asylum seekers
who were denied refugee status and who are subject to forced repatriation.

Thank you sooo much :-))
H.








-- 
*******************************************************************************
Hung P. Ho, Jr. (John)     USC DENTISTRY    PH.SYSTEMS          CCCOGP  
                           hho@usc.edu      hung@phsys.com      hung@cccogp.com
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: tdn7039@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (PB274,HG4044)
Subject: Re: Re: [Tho*]
Reply-To: tdn7039@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 18:27:46 GMT

In article <BxzBEB.5G5@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, whonoz@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (--- Null Space ----) writes:
>In article <9211142217.AA20643@cabell.vcu.edu> pdt2mtn@cabell.vcu.edu (Myhanh T. Nguyen) writes:
>>
>>     
>>     Trust in the Lord with all thine heart,
>>   and learn not to thine own understanding.
>>      In all thy ways acknowledeg him
>>       and he shall direct thy path.
>
>   
>     Finally, there's someone outhere speaking of the truth! 
> 
>     Amen!!

alright! here are some more:
        Isaiah 55:8-9

 8   "For my thoughts are not your thoughts,
          nor are your ways my ways,
	says the LORD.
 
 9   As high as the heavens are above
        the earth,
       so are MY WAYS above your ways
     and MY THOUGHTS above your thoughts "
                                           -GOD
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: nguyet@wam.umd.edu (Gone With The Wind...)
Subject: Tho*: Tu*Gia~ SaiGon!!!
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 03:15:40 GMT

                     Tu*\ Gia~ Sai\ Gon\


		   Ngay\ mai ta ra ddi
		   Gio' mu*a ve^\ gia(ng lo^i'
		   DDa^y la\ la^n\ chia tay
	           Va^y~ tay chao\ ta^t' ca?
		   Lu*u luye^n' nho*' que^ hu*o*ng
	           Sai\ Gon\ buo^n\ muo^n thuo*?
		   Ma^y tro*i\ tro^i me^nh mo^ng
		   Nhu* kie^p' ngu*o*i\ vie^n~ xu*'
		   Vai mang sa^u\ nha^n the^'
		   Ma(t' triu~ na(ng. le^. nhoa\
		   Ta ddi ngu*o*i\ o*? lai.
 		   Hoi? ngu*o*i\ co' buo^n\ kho^ng?
		   Sai\ Gon\ o*i sai gon\!
		   Tho^i gia~ tu*\ ngu*o*i\ nhe'
		   Minh\ ga(p. lai. nhau kho^ng?
		   Co' le~ la\ ta^n. the^'!!!

					Nho*'!!!
					8/86
From: phduong@cbda8.apgea.army.mil ("Peter H. Duong")
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: WHAT WOMAN MEANT
Date: 18 Nov 92 16:34:20 GMT

SCV netters,

I think this is interesting for you guys to read.  Perhaps, we will not make
mistakes.

Peter.



                         WOMAN-SPEAK


What she says...         = What she really means...
-----------------------------------------------------

* We need                = I want!
* It's your decision     = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
* Do what you want       = You'll pay for this later!
* We need to talk        = I need to complain!
* Sure... go ahead       = I don't want you to do that!
* I'm not upset          = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
* You're ... so manly    = You need a shave and you smell of sweat.
* You're certainly
   attentive tonight     = Is sex all you ever think about?
* I'm not emotional!
   And I'm not
   overreacting!         = I'm on my period!
* Be romantic, turn out
   the lights.           = I have fat thighs!
* This kitchen is so
   inconvenient          = I want a new house!
* The gas tank is empty  = Go fill it up ...
* The trash is full      = Take it out!
* The dog is barking     = Go outside in the rain in your underwear and see
                                what is wrong.
* I want new curtains    = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper ....
* I need wedding shoes   = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
* I heard a noise        = I noticed you were almost asleep!
* Do you love me?        = I'm going to ask for something expensive!
* How much do you love
   me?                   = I did something today you're really not going to
                               like!
* Nothing is wrong!      = Everything is wrong!
* I don't want to talk
   about it!             = Go away.  I'm still building up steam!
* I'm NOT angry!         = I'm pissed!
* I'll be ready in a
   minute!               = Take off your shoes and find a good football
                             game on TV!
* Am I fat?              = Tell me I'm beautiful!
* You have to learn
    to communicate!      = Just agree with me!
* Are you Listening!?    = Too late, you're dead...
* Are you cold?          = Get out of bed and close the window!
* What do you think
   of my new hair style? = Say it's beautiful - if you value your life...
* Tell me the truth
   about my new dress!   = Lie!!!
From: kyn@soul.tv.tek.com (Ky Nguyen)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [Nhac] Help help ????
Date: 23 Nov 92 21:12:27 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Tektronix TV Products
Originator: kyn@soul.tv.tek.com

Hello Netters,

I'm looking for the song "QUYE^'T CHIE^'N" for Va(n Nghe^. New year
Qu'i Da^.u.

To^i chi? nho+' co' ca^u dda^`u kho^ng tho^i.

                                Quye^'t Chie^'n

                Quye^'t chie^'n ta gio^'ng da^n La.c Ho^`ng
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Ca'c Anh Chi. na`o bie^'t xin vui lo`ng post tre^n Net hay mail cho Ky`

Ca'm o+n tru+o+'c nhe'.
Ky