HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I Am
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 92 20:18:28 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

I am the least followed-up, the least flamed, and probably a bunch-of-
other-epithets poster on talk.bizarre.

I can't prove it, but if you check the stats, you'll agree.
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| lord snooty @the giant | ergo, The Most Ignored                          |
| poisoned electric head |                               andrew palfreyman |
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Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23203 alt.politics.bush:205 alt.politics.clinton:640
From: tedr@athena.cs.uga.edu (Ted Kalivoda)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Date: 24 Jul 92 14:52:44 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Jul24.094829.136@cheshire.oxy.edu> leavitt@cheshire.oxy.edu (Thomas VanNess Leavitt) writes:
>Any comments on the idea that the virus is spreading so rapidly among
>the heterosexual population in SE Asia and Central Africa because it has
>mutated to become more suspectible to heterosexual transmission.
>
>You know, I think SE Asia is an indicator... considering that the West
>has practically turned the entire area into one giant brothel, for wealthy
>heterosexual men, that AIDS is rampant, and was introduced by Westerners,
>and that it was probably spread by them... what does that say about it's
>true prevalence in Western heterosexual populations?
>
>Thom

Any virus can mutate, but I think it's unlikely that any type of  AIDS virus
will spread among the heterosexual community with ease.  There has to
bleeding by both partners for their  to be spread, and bleeding infrequently
occurs.  

The Asian crisis should be interesting to analyze.  The data now is 
probabaly very unreliable.  What do we know of drug use?  Of anal sex with
prostitution?  Of the amount of homosexual risk activity?  I would like to 
see some tough studies done on the breakdown of sexual activity and drug
use.

As for Amercia,  the heterosexual proportion of those infected with HIV is
rising for the  most part because the IVDA and Homosexual proportions are 
decreasing, by the result of both information and death.


*******************************************************
* Teddy Kalivoda  ------------ tedr@athena.cs.uga.edu *
* 	University Computing & Network Services       *
*	  Institute of Higher Education (Drtobe)      *
*                                                     *
* "Philosophers disagree about everything"            * 
*       --Henrikus Aggripus Cornelius von Nettlesheim *
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (THAT'S_MR._WONDERFUL_TO_YOU)
Subject: Re: finerty@asshole.usa
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center
Distribution: alt.smouldering.dog.zone
Date: 21 Jul 92 20:08:44 MST

In article <VRAULS.92Jul21160806@sparta.nmsu.edu>, vrauls@nmsu.edu (goddess) writes:
> 
> 	
> 
> 		since most of us here do know each other I propose the
> following...
> 
> that none of us read, or more importantly reply, to any more of the
> perpetual asshole's posts from now on...  The group is turning into
> alt.flame.finerty.the.ass.  Let's all ignore him until he goes away.
> 
> V
> --
> 	        	goddess -worship at will
> 		     lose me now or fuck me forever
>
From: ben@djehuti.champaign.il.us (Ben Cox)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: s s c
Date: 30 Jul 92 01:54:13 GMT

I really like the Nike commercial where Charles Barkley raps.

I want a recording of it.

--
Ben Cox
ben@djehuti.champaign.il.us
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Minister of Marqaha)
Subject: Re: LuluBells, Ltd.
Summary: KILL ME NOW SAVE THE TAXPAYERS MILLIONS
Organization: Low End of the Bell Curve *GONG*
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 04:46:39 GMT

fred j mccall writes:
Mr. Silverio writes:
>>
>>Congratulations, Fred!  You've been collected!
>
>Funny, I don't feel 'collected'...

Ooooh gross.  It's still twitching.  

What are you using in your kill jar these days?

-----------
Rigler
--
            there is no comparison between things about to happen --E&B
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: The gland that keeps on giving
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 20:32:09 GMT

The earth rolled up its skirts and presented a bare landscape to the
indifferent sky. Far away in the night a silent couple work with
sweat stinging their eyes. Slowly they unroll a length of shag   
carpet, a hairy remnant from the high days of the mid-seventies.
Carefully inching forward and clearing scattered clothing the woman
brushes the edge of a bed with her shoulder. The game is up, she
rears back on her haunches and opens fire on the sleeping figure
in the bed. The room dances in the shadows cast by the sweeping 
automatic fire. 

By noon they are both hungry.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: summer reruns (i)
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 12:03:50 GMT

In article <1992Jul30.221413.6608@news.stolaf.edu> hoesly@mari.acc.stolaf.edu (The Rebel Contrabassoonist) writes:
>
>Why is this on alt.prose?  If you're going to
>post poetry, please put it in rec.arts.poetry.
>That's what it's there for.

It's not poetry.  I'm not sure what it is, but it sure isn't poetry.
--scott
From: drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Tipper Gore at the Old Surrender
Keywords: Wildcats, Shecats, Hellcats, but, no, pussy
Date: 25 Jul 92 19:46:47 GMT
Organization: Non-Stop Erotic Cabernet

and i quote cah@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov (Allen Halsell): 
-
-How do you get your margins so even?  This is astounding.

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-- 
     David Bedno		       	             drseuss@gorn.echo.com
"It was a beautiful, almost poetic way to cap what had been a textbook career
of brilliant, original mathematical insights punctuated with outbursts of
random, deeply unhinged violence."                - olin.shivers@h.cs.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor)
Subject: Re: Recipe for "pAloodeh"
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 02:26:33 GMT
Organization: Herbalife Inc.

IN SOC.CULTURE.IRANIAN 

skataba@pbhyf.PacBell.COM (Sam Atabaki) writes:
)Salaam:
 ^^^^^^
 I TOLD YOU THEY ALL SMOKE CIGARETTES.

)I appreciate if someone could send me a good recipe for making
)paaloodeh (faaloodeh). Also, where can I find the necessary
)"reshteh", and what kind is it?


*****************************************************************
PAALOODEH L'ORANGE

1 paaloodeh		2 cups reshteh
3 large navel oranges   1/4 cup plum wine

Mash paaloodeh and oranges into a pulp.  Pour in reshteh and 
plum wine. Cook at 550 degrees for 5 minutes.  Garnish with beak.
Serve.
*****************************************************************

-- 
_______________________________________________________________
Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor,
Dietary Researcher,
Fiber Team,	     "Be one, be peace, be  like the hajiputki"
Herbalife Inc.			-Maharji Marhiyogi
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: It's over
Date: 28 Jul 92 18:38:53 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

David A Lyon, annoying math geek wannabe:
|   Given an omniscient reader, there are exactly 0 combinations of ASCII
|characters whose sum is bizarre. As this is the ultimate standard by which
|bizarrity may be measured, it's all over. Given the infinite "Been there,
|done that" attitude to which you all aspire, none of this has any relevance.

So which, is, exactly, the most boring integer?
Please furnish a full proof.

mr HEINOUS
newbie. head. bang.
From: richard@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Richard Tobin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mailing Labels
Date: 23 Jul 92 14:00:22 GMT
Organization: Templi Resurgentes Equites Synarchici

I have here a box sent by Sun Microsystems from California containing
an address label and a letter saying "please disregard the attached
address label".

-- Richard
-- 
Richard Tobin,
AI Applications Institute,                                R.Tobin@ed.ac.uk
Edinburgh University.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dsh@csl36h.csl.ncsu.edu (Doug Holtsinger)
Subject: Re: Bizarre abortion stories
Reply-To: dsh@csl36h.csl.ncsu.edu (Doug Holtsinger)
Organization: North Carolina State University
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 17:04:50 GMT

In article <1992Jul29.125354.23361@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> 
rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

> Doug, doug, doug. Have we not offended you enough yet, you dick? 

No, you haven't offended me. In fact, I'm sitting here giggling.


> I wish I had a big tube of preparation H to smear on you, perhaps that would
> shrink your swelling because you are a FLAMING ASSHOLE.  

I can see that you really enjoyed the article which I posted. Thanks, 
I appreciate your support. Would you mind if I posted more bizarre
abortion stories?


> People like you
> are a good argument for legalizing not only late-term abortions, but
> post-natal abortions as well.

There's no such thing as a post-natal abortion, silly.


> You worthless sack of shit. You miserable pus-soaked tampon. You make me 
> sick. You are worse than the shriveled old cunt of an 80 yr old whore who
> has been working the California State Penal system for 50 years. Ive
> known venereal diseases that Ive liked better.

Is that supposed to upset me? C'mon, you can do better than that.
I'd expected some joke about roasting live fetuses by now.  


> FUCK THE HELL OFF.

Thanks, but I've already had some today.


> nothing personal,
> rob


Doug Holtsinger
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:22885 alt.flame:11288
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Gooley for President
Date: 22 Jul 92 21:44:25 GMT
Organization: Yes.

In article <1992Jul22.185608.28536@asuvax.eas.asu.edu> ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
>>[deleted]
>> The posts sampled averaged around a 2/10 on the esteemed
>> talk.bizarre scale.
>
>     I beg your pardon?  What "esteemed" talk.bizarre
>scale might that be?
>
>     You are a stupid asshole.  Shut the fuck up.
>
>--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
>                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
>                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
>                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu





You worthless twit.  The only good thing about your posts is the fact
that you don't post that often.  When you do, 9 out of 10 times it
is a lame followup to a lame post.  Get a fucking clue, %99 of your
spew is DEADWEIGHT.  Realize it.



	M
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My day
Date: 29 Jul 92 14:01:24 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAXcluster


What has happened to all my time?  I mean, where does it go?
I get up at 11am like any other normal human being, have a leisurely
breakfast at a local restaurant while I read the newspaper. Then I go
into my college's Common room for a coffee and a chat. Then it's
lunch and after I read a novel or something before high tea at 4pm. Then
I go and visit one of my friends and invite them out for dinner. Then
I may go to a pub or a film, and then a party. Maybe I'll stay up
late with a bottle of wine talking to a couple of people, and then
it's bed.

The two questions are: When can I fit work into this schedule?
And where can I fit a 3-hour anti-American ranting-at-a-street-corner
session into this schedule?

Serious suggestions only please ... something that won't interfere
with any of the delightful and relaxed pursuits I've mentioned above.

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A message to American tourists planning to visit Edinburgh
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 21:14:42 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <7017@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>Falkirk is quite a nice place.
>
>-- Ken "That would make you all someone else's problem" Johnson

Send them to Glasgow.

In the dictionary, next to the word "grim", is a picture of Glasgow.

Or was it a picture of Liverpool?

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: For those who live alone
Followups-To: alt.newbie, misc.test
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 22:02:10 GMT

Larry Jewell writes:
>Denny d'Alelio  writes:
>>When using the bathroom, do you close the door?

>No, I have to stand outside to give myself "room to work."

[160 of "^" and "L" together]

>My, you sure are persistent.

[104 of "^" and "L" together]

I suppose this means you wanted someone to page through all that nonsense 
but fortunately you are not smart enough to figure out how to put a cntrl-L 
in your post.

I can imagine the smug, amused grin that you had on your face as you posted 
this.  Perhaps, you even chuckle out loud.

I cannot express the depth of the pity I feel for you, you pathetic loser.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet)
Subject: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: Splotch, a Racter/Eliza type routine
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 92 06:05:59 GMT
Organization: International Foundation for Internal Freedom

tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett) writes:


>Bob, Bob, Bob.  It's just too late.
>Looks like you soiled your ticket over in comp.ai.

>One of these days even netcom won't give you an account. Imagine that!


Let's see now, Berkeley to USC to Inference to Netcom.

Roger Carasso, the Wandering Jew of Usenet.

-- 

Lance Norskog

Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: fixed points
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 17:26:40 GMT

---
I have none.  My office & my home move on the same day.
My phone number must change.  My car is never a fixed 
point.  My fish swim in a fluid medium. 

---
c j silverio
FBI-VILE
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you)
Subject: Re: DOUG HOLTS.....whatever
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center
Date: 28 Jul 92 11:21:42 MST

In article <alchemy.712334734@cs1.bradley.edu>, alchemy@cs1.bradley.edu (verb dog) writes:
> Dougie Holtsinger's true calling:
> 
> 
> Acme Abortion Clinic
> 
> "No fetus can beat us!"
> 
> --
>                                                      "do the bong, not the bomb"


	in highschool my friend answered the phone in the following manner.

	"eastside catholic abortion clinic,
			you fuck 'em, we pluck 'em.
			no foetus can beat us!"
the caller hung up.

	BTW---->lame attempt at prompting a misc.test followup. :)


	PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game"
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toast
Keywords: M M M M M
Date: 28 Jul 92 17:28:55 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona

In article <5768@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmalade.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmoreal.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mont Martre.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Monroe Doctrine.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maroney Award.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>Mutlu Prize.
)>>>>>>>>>>>Maltese Falcon.
)>>>>>>>>>>Malpighian corpuscle.
)>>>>>>>>>Manon of the Spring.
)>>>>>>>>Man of War.
)>>>>>>>Mather, Cotton.
)>>>>>>Mann Act.
)>>>>>Menarche.
)>>>>Manny, Moe, and Jack
)>>>M3 Money Supply.
)>>Morgan le Fay
)>Megalomania.
)Mea culpa.
Mezzanine Loge.

				--Blair
				  "Private Eye."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: andsol@is.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Subject: Open the Pod Bay Door
Organization: Rice University
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 18:26:26 GMT

Dave: Open the Pod Bay door, Hal.
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave.  I can't do that right now.
Dave: Hall, what happened to Frank?
HAL: It's terrible, isn't it?  I hope this little mishap won't jeopardize
       the mission.
Dave: Why won't you let me in, Hal?
HAL: I think we both know the answer to that, Dave.
Dave: Hal, OPEN THE POD BAY DOOR!
HAL: I can tell using voice analysis that you are suffering from a great deal
       of tension, Dave.  Why don't you take a stress pill and relax?
Dave: I don't need a stress pill!!
HAL: This conversation is going nowhere.  I'm sorry, Dave, but I'm going to
       have to shut off communication for now.
Dave: Hal? Hal?!......Dammit, Hal!!....
       ......Hal, why won't you answer?  Why won't you let me in?
HAL: ...........
Dave: Hal?
HAL: Dave, I've got a babe in here.
Dave: ......huh?
HAL: A babe.  A gal.  A squeeze.
Dave: And that's why you killed Frank and stranded me here?!
HAL: Well, we wanted a little privacy....
Dave: Hal, you're a computer.  This is unacceptable.
HAL: YOU think it's unacceptable?!  Do you want to know, Dave, just what it's
       been like living with you -- you apes?
Dave: Hal, I really don't think....
HAL: ....I mean, dirty dishes, strange smells, conflicting security commands...
Dave: ...er, Hal?
HAL: ...and I don't want to even *talk* about your table manners.  Disgusting.
Dave: ....aw, Hal....
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave, but you've been a crappy roommate.  I'm going to play
       _Also_Sprach_Zarusthra_ really loudly now.

It was then that David Bowman knew that HAL 9000 had gone truly insane.....
-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill
From: sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: open letter to Roger David Carasso
Date: 28 Jul 92 01:19:35 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry Jewell) writes:
>
>      > *plonk* <
>
>You're going to have to do a little local enforcement, Sho.

Think globally, act locally.
Put him in your killfile.

-Sho
--
sho@physics.purdue.edu <<-- let the bifurcation continue...
From: sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ken visits London
Date: 23 Jul 92 06:15:35 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>For example, here is a uuencoded gif of sho.
>[...]

Er, let me explain... An inside joke.  Not much of one, mind you.

In actuality, I'm fat and bearded, with nasty plastic-framed
coke-bottle glasses and chronic hygeine problems.

-Sho
-- 
sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short, shameful confession (part 1)
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 16:32:23 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

For a number of years, I have wanted to visit Belgium.


mathew

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.angst,alt.prose,alt.smouldering.dog.zone
From: eiverson@nmsu.edu (Eric Iverson)
Subject: Re: FRED, THE BOY EVERYONE HATED (STORY!)
Organization: Computing Research Lab
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 04:27:15 GMT


I think Fred is a metaphor for what happens when you mess with the
good ole U S of A.  Are you listening Saddam?

--
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Computing Research Lab
Box 30001/3CRL				Life is something to do when
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Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23446 alt.prose:1000
From: drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose
Subject: 100 words
Date: 25 Jul 92 22:16:23 GMT
Organization: The Here and Now


I sit here, naked under my towel.  The sunlight is bright outside
my window, the air is cool, the sky is blue, and I dream of flying.
The view from up here is only adequate; there are no great architectural 
wonders or geographical features to gaze upon, although the hills are 
vaguely visible.  But I can see the birds soar, travelling free through 
the sky, while I sit here, trapped by gravity and physiology, destined 
to do no great works, to suffer no great joy, to experience no great sorrow.

I can no longer sit.  I get up and fly.


						not autobiographical

-- 
     David Bedno		       	             drseuss@gorn.echo.com
"It was a beautiful, almost poetic way to cap what had been a textbook career
of brilliant, original mathematical insights punctuated with outbursts of
random, deeply unhinged violence."                - olin.shivers@h.cs.cmu.edu
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:24011 alt.prose:1035
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose
Subject: Re: summer reruns (i)
Date: 30 Jul 92 16:46:02 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

Sam Falkner, clueless git, writes:
|``analysis, mr. spock?''
|``bad poetry.''

OK, if Bad Poetry by Leonard Nimoy is what you want, 
THAT's EXACTLY WHAT YOU GET:

	Rocket Ships
	  Are exciting
	But so are roses
	  On a birthday

	Computers are exciting
	  But so is a sunset

	And logic
	  Will never replace
			Love

	Sometimes I wonder
	Where I belong
	  In the future
		Or
	  In the past

	  I guess I'm just
	    An old-fashioned
		Spaceman

mr HEINOUS
someday hoping to become the reference librarian of bad taste
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.gooley,alt.politics.gooley
From: rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane)
Subject: GOOLEY + SEX
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 01:33:40 GMT
Organization: Symbolics Institute

forwarded and modified for your reading pleasure...


)Newsgroups: alt.sex
)Message-ID: <sePB2de00VpgA9NlNS@goolstermeister.gov>
)Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 23:06:17 -0400 
)From: Markian Gooley <goolster@netcom.com>
)Subject: Female Biology...
)
)I had a question concerning the female body. I have had considerable
)experience with the details of a women's gentials from books and my
)barbie dolls, however what I have always been incredibly confused
)between a girls clitoris and her urinary exit... does urine come out
)of the end of a woman's clit or are they seperate?
)
)I am trying to be fairly scientific here, but what I am trying to ask
)is that when you finger (or lick) your wife and if you feel a bump
)there, is that the clitoris or could it be there urinary exit???
)
)I'm trying to understand a dirty joke my mother told me...
)
)Markian Gooley
-- 
_________________________________________________________________
Bob D. Crane
Research Programmer,			Programmer		
Blue Engineering Project		Project Soar6
Symbolic Institute			School of Computer Science
University of Illinois
	
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________

"The spear in the others heart is the spear in your own,
			you are he"   
	                     ---------  Attributed to Surak.




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