From: gerberrl@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Richard L. Gerberding)
Newsgroups: alt.politics.correct
Subject: re: Clinton's new cabinet
Date: 10 Nov 92 23:45:02 GMT
Reply-To: gerberrl@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Richard L. Gerberding)
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
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In alt.politics.correct article <6824@news.duke.edu> you wrote:
> Last September I called upon suggestions regarding the make-up of a
> Clinton cabinet. I only had two responses. Now that we're more sure of
> the election outcome (since it already happened) I am calling forth
> again humorous suggestions about the Clinton (Kosher?) Cabinet.
>
> President	Bill Clinton
> Vice President	Al Gore
>
> Secretary of State:
	Jesse Jackson - it's payoff time	

> Secretary of Defense:
	Jane Fonda

> Secretary of the Treasury:
	The brilliant Democratic California Treasurer Woman who spoke on  
"Ladies' night" at the democratic national convention. ("We can do to the  
country what I did to California")

> Attorney General:
	This is just too easy - the victim Anita Hill

> Secretary of the Interior:
	Jerry Brown - he's been out there too long

> Secretary of Health and Human Services:
	Has to be Teddy Kennedy	

> Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
	Spike Lee - "don't burn the houses kids, there's a  
Demo-(lition)-Crat in the White House now!!)

> Secretary of Labor
	Some feminazi abortionist maniac

> Secretary of Education
	The kid who spelled POTATO

> Chief of Staff
	Tsongas - I want to hear more of his voice on tv, since there  
aren't any good new cartoons since Mel Blanc died

> National Security Advisor
	Tom Foley or Perot - nothing would get by those ears

> Joint Chiefs of Staff (military)
	Hillary and Bill, watch out for marital troubles

> Surgeon General
	That guy who isn't a doctor, but he plays one on tv

> Director of the Office of Management and Budgeting
	Go Ross Perot, let's see how simple it is

> Federal Reserve Board Chairman
	I have a good idea, just let the Democratic congress handle all  
facets of the economy.  (*shiver just from the thought*)	
	
> "Drug Czar"
	Marion Barry - "I promise to get drugs off the street and into the  
hotel room where they belong"

> Secretary of Commerce
	The Chief Chicken Plucker of the Arkasas "industrial growth" - " I  
promise a chicken in every kitchen"

> Ambassador to China
	Rev. Al Sharpton ( I know he has no qualifications, but hey, why  
look at his past?  The past means nothing )
	
> Ambassador to Russia and other former Soviet States
	Mikhail Gorbechev

> Ambassador to United Nations
	lover of peace - Jimmy Carter

> Administrator of Health Care Policy
	Jack Kavorkian

> Trade Representative
	George Steinbrenner - look out, there goes the West coast for an  
island to be named later

> And ... the "scapegoat"
	The only scapegoat for the next century will be that evil man -  
Ronnie Reagan

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