From: ra01+@andrew.cmu.edu (Rikiya Asano)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.asian.american,soc.culture.singapore
Subject: Re: Joke about intolerance (was Re: Joke about Singaporean)
Date: 23 Jan 93 22:23:29 GMT
Article-I.D.: andrew.wfMZ81G00iV3M5aBJ5
	<rmlakb3@Unify.Com>
Organization: Masters student, Civil Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

Mr. Shaver writes:

.

>In article <1993Jan19.151056.5281@philabs.philips.com>
ncl@philabs.philips.com 
>(Nai-Chi Lee) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan18.131333.22299@iti.gov.sg> powhwee@ncb.gov.sg (Tan
Pow Hwe
>e) writes:
>>>
>>>Heard this funny joke from a colleague:
>>>
>>>    An American, a British, a Malaysian and a Singaporean were on
>>>a cruise ship.  Unfortunately, the ship sank in the middle of the sea 
>>>....
>>
>>I have heard many versions of this same joke.  The U.S. (original?) version
>>was from USENET some 10 years ago, and it involved a British, a Franch,
>>an American and a Maxican.  The story goes: 
>>
>>  (blah blah blah)
>>  The British said "God save the queen" and jumped off.
>>  The Franch said "Viva France" and jumped off.
>>  The American said "Remember the Alamo" and pushed the Maxican off.
>>
>>A little historical note here: Alamo was a Fransciscan mission in Austin,
>>Texas.  Austin used to belong to Maxico, but in 1836 a bunch of Texas
>>cowboys decided to make it part of the U.S.  Maxican army then attacked
>>the town to get it back, killing all Americans fortified in Alamo, 
>>including the legendary folk hero David Crocket.
> 
>Another variation of this joke goes:
> 
>A Russian, Frenchman, Mexican, and Californian are at dinner together.
> 
>The Russian pops a bottle of vodka, takes one drink, throws the bottle in 
>the air, shoots it, and says: "In Russia, ve haf much vodka".
> 
>The Frenchman pops a bottle of champagne, takes one drink, throws the 
>bottle in the air, shoots it, and says: "In France, we are overflowing 
>with champagne".
> 
>The Mexican pops a bottle of tequila, takes one drink, throws the bottle
>in the air, shoots it, and says: "In Mexico, we drink tequila for 
>breakfast, amigos".
> 
>The Californian pops a wine cooler, shoots the Mexican, and says:
>"Like, In California, dude, we have too many Mexicans".
> 
>Alas, the attitude of the Unwashed...

Do you see what I was telling you? Why does Singaporean want this kind of trash
on the nettwork? Just to see Singapore? I'am very angry now! Obviously,
a few of you done know that none of these jokes makes the White American
the target. Instead of Malay or Mexican- Japanese or Singapore could be
the one.

Mr. Shaver your an asshole. I don't think that you would go up to a
Mexican in Sacremento and say this to him. This makes you a
motherfucking coward. Hiding behind a computer and joking about shoting
a Mexican. You pig! No. pig is to good of a word for your kind. Slug.
No! Any of God's creature would be shamed to have to cowardice that are.
Your a noboby! And, you can best believe that I will write a letter to
this bullshit that they call Unify Corporations with this shit that you
posted here. Who do they try to unify pussies(excuse me dear Virgins),
no you're less than a pussy! You're a wussy! Asshole! I would be
surprized if a Mexican took out a gun and blew your dirty brains out for
being a wussy. I think that Mexican American groups in Caly wouldn't
likethe Mexican American supporting a company with this imagine! But,
we'll see?? 

You BETTER apologizes!



 
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