HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (Wink Martindale)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GUARANTEED method to avoid traffic tickets.
Date: 13 Sep 92 19:02:55 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (Wink Martindale)
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

In ca.driving hugoglez@well.sf.ca.us (Hugo Gonzalez) writes:

|I haven't gotten a ticket in over a year now, although I've been
|pulled over a few times.  My secret?  Pepper gas!  When the cop
|comes up to the window, pretend to fumble around looking for your
|license for a while, giving him your license with your right hand.
|With your left hand holding the can of pepper gas, hold out your
|license for him to take.  As he starts to reach for it, bring your
|left hand up and spray him in the face with the gas and pull your
|license back.  Make sure you leave your engine running, drop it
|into gear and haul ass out of there!  The cop will not be able
|to get your plates if you manage a direct shot to the eyes.
|
|Be careful doing this!  If he happens to run your plates before
|approaching the car, you will be screwed big time for assaulting
|an officer.  The way I avoid having them run my plates is making
|sure they are always pretty dirty and hard to see.  Another method
|which works pretty well is to come to a real loooooong rolling stop
|with the cop behind you.  He will get a bit aggravated that you
|do not stop immediately and tailgate you a bit.  Now hit the brakes
|hard, so he almost rearends you.  He will not be able to see your plate
|from the car, and will be pissed, so he will come right up to you
|to demand your license.  (Cops are so predictable).  Now just gas him
|and leave.
|
|My father taught me this trick and he has used it about 15 times or
|so in the last few years.  I have only done it 3 times, but it worked
|every time.  Neither of us has ever been busted for this.
|
|Good luck!

                      CUT IT OUT ROGER!
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.butt-harp
Subject: RICHH in bed with ... was(Limerick--please continue)
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 11:46:35 GMT
FollowUp-To: talk.bizarre
Keywords: ya boo sucks
Summary: Richh is a tired, worn out, net.hasbeen
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <1992Sep14.021656.16476@cs.rose-hulman.edu>, persimmon writes:

> 
> In article <78xn29-.richh@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
> > There once was an Aussie named Dac,

etc. etc.

Persimmon and Houghton see Richh,
that consummate talk.bizarre bitch
    preen, curtsey, and wave
    whilst proffering a stave  
begging clues in the form of tristich. 

Dac
--
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (blat)
Subject: short, shameful forgery bait
Originator: jecoleb@c00089-100lez.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
Organization: The Ghost Of Christmas Past Society
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 07:42:39 GMT


I miss whoami@hostname.

I don't know why, exactly.  I just do.
-- 
----------jeff the wonder llama, jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu

------"I am a penis. Worship me."--lead singer of rock band Bicycle Face,
     vainly attempting to gain attention of the crowd at the Cat's Cradle 
     in Chapel Hill, while opening for Mojo Nixon & The Toad Liquors
--
It's not my fault, it wasn't up to you
Christmas Eve comes once a year and that will never do
Your image started fading, I closed my eyes to see
Tell me, do you close your eyes for me?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: head-smashed-in buffalo jump
Summary: pamphlet excerpt
Organization: University of Utah
Date: 8 Sep 92 15:31:41

THE FRIENDS OF HEAD-SMASHED-IN BUFFALO JUMP SOCIETY
INVITE YOU TO VISIT HEAD-SMASHED-IN BUFFALO JUMP.

About 150 years ago, according to legend, a young brave wanted to
witness the plunge of countless buffalo as his people drove them to
their deaths over the sandstone cliffs.  Standing under the shelter of
a ledge, like a man behind a waterfall, he watched the great beasts
cascade past him.  But the hunt was unusually good that day, and as
the bodies mounted, he became trapped between the animals and the
cliff.  When his people came to do the butchering, they found him with
his skull crushed by the weight of the buffalo.  Thus they named the
place "head-smashed-in."

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29595 alt.sex:28892 alt.sex.bondage:17230 alt.politics.correct:5269
From: rsr@soda.berkeley.edu (Roy S. Rapoport)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.politics.correct
Subject: Re: Beating (was Re: RICHH:  SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE)
Date: 10 Sep 1992 19:59:57 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley, CS Undergraduate Association
NNTP-Posting-Host: soda.berkeley.edu

In article <15367@umd5.umd.edu> lothie@syrinx.umd.edu (Lothie) writes:
->rsr, who is such a cutie, sez: 

*picks jaw off the floor* Thank you.

->And what's more, I DO fantasize about being tied up and beaten by a man
->who's dressed as a liberal. 

So ... what exactly do liberals dress like?
:)

->Now, do I wanna be punched, slapped, and kicked around....noooo, not 
->precisely. But I wanna have my nipples clipped and pulled every which
->way, my labia clipped open, my arms, legs, breasts, and maybe even my
->eyelashes tied up, and I wanna be slapped, pounced, lashed, flogged,
->and come on. Does THAT count? 

Well, heck, me too! (With appropriate changes to account for my gender, of
course ...) But I was actually wondering specifically about being roughtly
punched or kicked ...

-- 
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Roy S. Rapoport       rsr@soda.berkeley.edu      wi.5836@wizvax.methuen.ma.us
Disclaimer:  "It wasn't me!! Must have been a fake posting or something!! I
              would NEVER say something like that!!"
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: identification game -- your turn!
Date: 12 Sep 92 01:36:40 GMT


The Identification Game
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

	By Roger David Carasso


Can you distinguish between the ...

	"College Professor" or "Homeless Guy"

	"Policeman" or "Cheesey Security Guard"

	"Rap Star" or "Drug Dealer"

	"Lovable Clown" or "Bank Robber"

	"Dad" or "Alcoholic Nightmare"
	
	"Miss. Right" or "Miss. Your-Ex-Neurotic-Bitch"

	

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Roger Carasso		     "Never do anything unless you are sure that
Phone: (o) xXXX		      everyone else feels exactly the same way."
       (h) XXX-XXX		  	  --Homer Simpson
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Spirit of the Air")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Dammit
Date: 14 Sep 92 16:24:16 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


Why am I being followed around by the smell of barbecue?
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: CARASSO need an account
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 03:17:53 GMT

In article <1992Sep12.201245.12242@cs.ucla.edu> jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) writes:
>
>     $100 Quatloos to the first person to provide CARASSO with an account 
>      with access to net news.

a xerox of my tits to the next person to delete
another account from which carasso has been posting.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: Limerick was ... --> DAC's famous - tee hee
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 17:21:46 GMT

In article <iBaGr*260@prolix.apana.org.au> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
>Why don't you take your pretend account on that pretend
>university's pretend machine, and do your bestest Elvis-is-dead
>impersonation.

<*plonk*>

				--Blair
				  "Love meeeee, tenderrrr..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Shameless birthday wish
Date: Tue, 08 Sep 92 14:18:31 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

Rodale's _Synonym Finder_ is a monster modern thesaurus.

Never been able to get any use out of my copy, though.  When I
look through it I sometimes think that it might be excellent in
certain circumstances, but in practice it's useless.

My problem is that I have a bigger vocabulary than most of these
references & if *I* can't find the right word in English, it
probably doesn't exist and it's time to coin one.

Mark., not boasting
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Subject: Re: luge
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 23:01:35 GMT

In article <Bu2Kvs.BFw@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca> lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058) writes:
>
>Deep in the heart of Europe in a place of discord and booms
>a fellow with a conical helmet awaits the end of his zooms
>for he has little hope left of finding a hill with the room
>to accommodate his luge track with snipers so fuck it
The last straw was when he found Keith Moon's head in a bucket
so in the end he gave up, and moved to Nantucket.

c
(the poet inside me)
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Date: 8 Sep 92 19:23:07 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:

>The problem is that I feel guilty about them.  I read
>the stories about the California budget.  I read about
>welfare cuts and school funding cuts.  I think about
>California's crumbing highways and homeless people with
>drug-resistant TB.  And I think about my expensive speakers.
>And I wonder if I should do something else with that money.

There sure is. Get a certified check or money order and send it to

   MAKE A WISH COME TRUE
   3 Cielo Vista Terrace
   Monterey CA     93940

make the check payable to R. White

rp -- you'll sleep better for having done this, trust me.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: Re: sigh
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,to.wasatch
Summary: who cares
Keywords: shit and bile
Reply-To: mr. wonderful
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 18:39:58 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

In <OSA.92Sep10175157@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu writes:

> 
> My office mate asked me if I saw him in concert when he saw my
> Coltrane t-shirt.  I wish!

	GEE, THANKS FOR SHARING. I FEEL, SOMEHOW, MORE WHOLE. 
(long .sig deleted)

PJF--->Biochem. grad student
					"Oh God, how i love to hate!"
								Mudhoney	
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 02:37:13 GMT

In article <Sep14.021145.78760@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>Defending Kumquats and Kiwi Fruit are noble pursuits.

ALL RIGHT, YOU! I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT THIS TIME! 

The next time any mention is made of Kiwi and/or any of its/her derivatives,
you are going to be in some SERIOUS TROUBLE with the moderators of alt.kiwi.
How many times do I have to stress how absolutely important it is to
stay in between our agreed-upon lines, laid down in the charters of
alt.kiwi, alt.kiwi.d, alt.kiwi.binaries.pictures, and (the newly created)
rec.sport.kiwi? Go back and read the FAQ, my friend. You have some
serious catching up to do; I reccommend the command 'g news.answers'
at this point, followed by 'q' and then a 'Pnews' to alt.kiwi with a 
prudent and timely reply/apology. 

What is it with these guys from Colorado anyway?

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Random Hacker, Cornell Engineering and Theory Center 
  "I'll eat anything that's BRIGHT BLUE!!"
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: O Carry Me Back...
Date: 9 Sep 92 23:58:43 GMT

In article <1992Sep4.214534.21040@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
|> 
|> O carry me back to Yoo Hoo valley, scene of the halcyon days of my youth.
						   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
	I read this as "halon days of my youth"

|> Where I spent hours playing football and running amongst the stream and
|> the woods with dozens of other children, sometimes attacking each other
					    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
	Which explained this part...						      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|> with deadly poisons, but never meaning any harm. And the little red-haired
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|> girl, who i convince to take off her clothes and swim in the yoo-hoo. We

	...but did nothing to clear up this bit.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

|> were only 11 at the time.....




Xian.
"Yogi Berra would have been pleased, though."
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Ken Naf Naf Naf
Date: 8 Sep 92 15:03:33 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620


I would like it to be known that I've NEVER replied to an email
by Ken Johnson, even though he has posted several to me.

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy)
Subject: Misogynist
Organization: Purdue University
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 21:39:15 GMT

The other day I looked up the word "misogynist" in Websters out
of curiosity.  Webster defines it as one who hates or mistrusts 
women.  Based on how it is used on the net I had assumed that it 
meant "one who disagrees with the feminist's agenda."

ata boy
From: jpurlia@qualcomm.com (John Purlia)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
Date: 11 Sep 92 16:20:57 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc.

In article <1992Sep7.192640.26629@ms.uky.edu>, thomasc@ms.uky.edu (Thomas
Campbell) wrote:
> 
> My favorrrite would havetobe when Carson hit a basebal on the Tonight
> Show and it Dave caught it on Late Night.  (Or was that the other way
> around and was that the Tonight show or was it Late Night)  *shrug*
> dave was involved sowho cares? :)
> 

One of my many favs was the Orel Robert bank...  Drop in your coins and
watch Rev. Roberts slowly ascend through the clouds to his heavenly
destination.
...........................................................................
John Purlia          : My brain; not my company's brain.  My brain says...
jpurlia@qualcomm.com : "The Toolbox giveth, and the Tech Notes taketh away"
...........................................................................
From: echeverr@phakt.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: What stupid fucks abound (Was Re: Hmmmm)
Date: 14 Sep 1992 20:04:39 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu

In article <BuDqty.7MA@irv.icl.com> dave@irv.icl.com ( Dave Hill) writes:
>In article <laoa2aINN1c6@aludra.usc.edu>, rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>> Who nominated John F. Woods as talk.bizarre's Designated Flamer?
>And here I thought you'd been around for long enough to know better.
[assorted, uncalled-for abuse deleted]
>Now shut up and put the bit back in your mouth.

One word: Midol.

5150
at least you could've been civil enough to send me the calendar, you nitwit
	"Shut up, asshole"	- Starcap'n Ra
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: mechalas@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (John P. Mechalas)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 01:21:13 GMT

In article <1992Sep15.004744.28784@ichips.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cadaverine.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
>)>>>>>>>>>>Carasso.
>)>>>>>>>>>Countach.
>)>>>>>>>>Coup d'etat.
>)>>>>>>>Corfu.
>)>>>>>>Ceteris Paribus.
>)>>>>>Copycat.
>)>>>>Contrapositive.
>)>>>Crustacean.
>)>>Cruzeiro.
>)>Corazon, Que Can Eat It
>)Common Denominator.
>Caca.
Calcium.
-- 
John Mechalas                                          "I'm not an actor, but
mechalas@gn.ecn.purdue.edu                                 I play one on TV."
Aero Engineering, Purdue University                     #include disclaimer.h
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
From: mforbes@gmuvax2.gmu.edu (Michael L Forbes)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, Va.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 21:38:17 GMT

In article <1992Sep12.015924.3677@NeoSoft.com> arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>In article <HANS.92Sep11105742@ravn.iesd.auc.dk> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>> donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:
>> >> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>> 
>> >> But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>> >
>> > Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>> 
>> This must be the worst cricket match I have ever attended. 
>
>
>Excuse me, but is this the way to the Galleria?

no, but if you keep doing that, you'll go blind.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Subject: Re: News on F**k you feed
Keywords: BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 13:51:55 GMT

Distribution: world

This guy obviously missed the newsgroup he should have posted to, so I am  
giving him another chance.


From: ifaq570@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Allen Kitchen)
Newsgroups: misc.forsale,misc.forsale.computers,alt.binaries.pictures.misc
Subject: News on F**k you feed
Date: 9 Sep 92 15:10:58 GMT
Followup-To: misc.forsale
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin

In article <79408@ut-emx.uucp> ifaq570@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Allen Kitchen)  
writes:
*
*	Dateline: Houston
*
*        The quiet of this Suburban area south of Houston was shattered today,
*shattered by the horrible death of 5 church-going ladies, 8 goldfish, one cat,
*and one hard drive.  These deaths have all been linked to the message on one
*of the channels on their local bulletin board, left there by someone in 
*cup.portal.com, presumably the owner of the account Fuck-Head.
*
*	Tuesday evening about 6 pm, several of the ladies of the First
*Disassembly of God (sources welcomed), were using their computer to look at
*some of the stories in Alt.romance.  They were getting ideas for a compilation
*to sell in order to raise money for the victims of Hurricaine Andrew.  
*Suddenly a vicious and violent assualt message tore over the wire, causing the
*immediate heart attack of one of the little old ladies.
*	As the stricken woman fell, she knocked over the goldfish tank which
*sat nearby.  The water fell onto the computer's power supply, and the other
*four women who tried to rescue the heart attack victim were electrocuted.
*In addition, all eight of the fish in the bowl perished from asphixiation.
*The dead fish were then found by one of the ladies' cats, who consumed them
*all, and died from overeating.
*	Also the hard drive of the computer was destroyed by the spilled
*water.
*
*	Police are investigating, and criminal charges may be filed as early
*as next week against the Fuck-Head.  He will probably be charged with first
*degree murder, cruelty to animals, and computer trespass.
*
*	(For those of you with Humor-impairment, it is only a gag)
*
*Fuck-Head@cup.portal.com,  yours is the first account name which truly
*represents the personality of the user of that account...
*
*;{)     allen
*


--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Seemingly Disconnected Events
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 92 13:42:32 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

Last night she declined sixty-nine, saying that it is difficult
to do a really good job when one is perpetually distracted.

This morning a foraging bee zoomed in through the open door,
believing that the sprinkler head rosette was a flower.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Fries With That?                |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29470 rec.humor:28196 rec.arts.startrek.current:12841 alt.jubjub:12
From: moonbeam@iastate.edu (Timothy J Cockerham)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current,alt.jubjub
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Date: 9 Sep 92 21:08:26 GMT
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA

In <1992Sep3.174321.15416@bnlux1.bnl.gov> schroede@bnlux1.bnl.gov (gary l. schroeder) writes:

>In article <1992Sep2.005801.10161@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au> cweller@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Catherine Weller) writes:
>>chenault@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Bill Chenault) writes:

>>>	Isn't it convenient for the guest actors that all the alien life
>>>forms that have speaking roles (this excludes tribles, etc) are humanoid
>>>with 1 mouth, two eyes, and a nose?  They also all have human hands.  Does
>>>this mean that humanoid is the perfect life form, or is this just a nice
>>>plot device, like Jorde's (sp?) shades/ visor?

>Yeah!  Is it too much to ask that the production staff find some
>non-humanoid actors, with two mouths maybe?  This really pisses me off.

>Where did all the great non-humanoid actors go, like...uhh...well, how
>about that guy from....hmmmm.  Okay, so I can't recall seeing any right
>off the top of my head, but I'm sure that there were some!

>Maybe all of the non-humanoid actors are... Oh wait, there are none. My 
mistake. Come on now, don't mock us about! There are none because if they did
try to push some five-armed, one-eyed, furry creature on us, we would laugh.
Remember the old series? Nowadays we would gauck at that trick. 


>-- 
>------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Gary Schroeder	                |  Warning: prolonged exposure to this
>schroede@bnlux1.bnl.gov         |  .sig may cause retinal damage and 
>Brookhaven National Laboratory  |  blistering skin rashes.
From: sally@anableps.berkeley.edu (S. A. Wilson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE COMPLETE ELMER FUDD TO ENGLISH DICTIONARY
Date: 12 Sep 1992 00:58:39 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: anableps.berkeley.edu



What???? English/Elmer Fudd dictionary? I have something similar,
but I was told that it was English/Pontius Pilate Dictionary?
Is my version bogus? I think NOT.


Hey, while on the subject...can anyone give me some assistence
in tracking down an English/Bigus Dickus dictionary????

Any help would be most apprectiative...and no this was not meant
to be a post with any allusion to the whole penis envy topic of
recent times.

And no I may be newish to the group, but I am not a newbie...and
actually I was posting way back when, before most of you were in
college, back in 87, back in my undergrade days, back when the
primary subject was "news addiction," and "just type "n"..."
Am I the only one who remembers this...


Sally--and YES I do have Latin on the BRAIN....--A. Wilson


-- 
That the play is the tragedy, "Man,"  \\\\\	Sally A. Wilson
  And its hero, the Conqueror Worm.    \\\\\	sally@mica.berkeley.edu
("The Conqueror Worm"			\\\\\
from Egar Allan Poe's _Ligeia_)		 \\\\\	Spud 	Peel
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