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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: POLACK JOKES
From: hamling@mdcbbs.com (Griff Hamlin III)
Date: 18 Aug 92 09:53:21 PDT
 <1992Aug10.151300.2492@mdcbbs.com> <1992Aug16.071713.22894@gagme.chi.il.us>
Distribution: world
Organization: M&E (Division of EDS), Cypress CA
Keywords: degenerate, slimeball, grandparents, sex, duct tape 

In article <1992Aug16.071713.22894@gagme.chi.il.us>, anton@gagme.chi.il.us (Andrzej Borowiec) writes:
|> 
|> In article <1992Aug10.151300.2492@mdcbbs.com> hamling@mdcbbs.com (Griff Hamlin III) writes:
|> >
|> 
|> Polish jokes deleted
|> 
|> 
|> >Griff Hamlin III
|> >(hamling@mdcbbs.com)
|> 
|> Say Griff, I didn't know lowlifes like you had dynasties.
|> Or does "III" mean having sex with ones grandmother or grandfather?
|> 
|> Andrzej A. Borowiec
|> 
|> p.s. I'm really getting tired of you buttheads not x-posting
|> Polish jokes to soc.culture.polish

This is really pathetic. Are you really such a tight-ass that you can't realize
I was only posting in response to a request for Polish jokes? If you get 
offended by such jokes, why did you read the damn post you moron?! Even I
know to read the Subject: heading before reading the article.



Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com (Mark Johnson)
Subject: Re: request for blonde jokes
Reply-To: johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com
Organization: Motorola Wireless Enterprises, Schaumburg, IL
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 01:49:05 GMT

In article <1992Aug17.213548.18456@makesys.com>, john@makesys.com (John Turman) writes:
=)In article <3300269@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM> sth00@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Steve Hedberg) writes:
...
=)>	command the elephant she turned to us and said "What amazes me is how
=)>	they teach the elephants english!"
=)>
=)That's good but I've got one better. An ex roommate of mine and I were going to
=)take our girlfriends out on a date. Both gals were at our house watching the
=)Charles Lindberg story on the tube. We were ready to leave and told the ladies
...
=)just yet". "Why" we asked her, " because I want to see if he makes it".
=)
I had a similar experience, but the show in question was "The Wizard of Oz."
The three of them were watching with rapt attention as Toto did his dance
on the witch's slowly rising drawbridge.  The single blonde in the group
couldn't contain herself and finally yelled, "Jump, Toto, jump!"  
Mistaking this sentiment for an attempt at humor, I responded with "He'll
jump.  He jumps every year."

I was kicked out at that point, and wasn't invited back for awhile.
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.politics.clinton,talk.politics.guns
From: jd@dickens.com (Joe Dudar)
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 14:06:23 GMT
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.
Keywords: joke, very funny, haha, etc.

>=====================================================================
>Reid Kneeland
>reid@ttidca.tti.com  (that's MISTER reid@ttidca.tti.com to you!)
>{philabs,psivax,pyramid,quad1,rdlvax,retix,rutgers}!ttidca!reid
>Transaction Technology Inc., Santa Monica, CA, USA (310) 450-9111 x2499
>The opinions expressed above do not necessarily etc etc...
>
>Never trust a man who can count to 1,023 on his fingers.

Never trust a man who can count to 260 on his fingers.
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Atlanta, GA      |  fall on top of her.
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From: jxr1092@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Jens Rodenberg)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sick joke
Date: 19 Aug 92 18:00:27 GMT
Reply-To: jxr1092@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology

>Q:  Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?

>A:   So you can see the expression on its face!!

   Here's some more baby jokes... enjoy!

Q: What's blue and sits in a corner?
A: A baby with a plastic bag over its head!

Q: What's green and sits in a corner?
A: The same baby a month later!

Q: What's red and sits in a corner?
A: A baby teething on a razor blade!

Q: What's brown and goes "knock knock knock?"
A: A baby in a microwave!

Q: What's easier to load on a truck: babies or bowling balls?
A: Babies... you can use a pitchfork!

Q: What's more disgusting than nailing a baby up to a wall?
A: Ripping it down!

:-)

Jens
From: elwood@sag4.ssl.berkeley.edu (Elisha Polomski)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Needed:French/Canadian Jokes
Date: 18 Aug 1992 20:19:13 GMT
Organization: Space Science Labs
Distribution: ca
NNTP-Posting-Host: sag4.ssl.berkeley.edu

The subject line sez it all. Send 'em or post 'em ASAP.
-Elwood@cea.berkeley.edu

Xref: sparky rec.humor:26718 alt.politics.clinton:2497 talk.politics.guns:19803
From: lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.politics.clinton,talk.politics.guns
Subject: Re: Guns don't kill ...
Date: 21 Aug 92 18:42:28 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

In article <1992Aug20.122403.1035@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu> bchurch@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Robert Church) writes:
>In article <1992Aug18.185817.25515@cbfsb.cb.att.com> osan@cbnewsb.cb.att.com (Mr. X) writes:
>
>>	PS, any of you have any opinions on someone starting law school at 34?
>
>Why not, I knew a guy who became a male prostitute at 36.
>

The only differance I see is the age.
-- 
#-----------------------------------------------------------------------------#
#                     Lawrence Finkel: lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu                 #
#   "Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced."   #
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From: ria@dash.udev.cdc.com (Richard Askew)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: another marine joke
Date: 14 Aug 92 12:43:38 GMT
Organization: Control Data Systems Inc., London
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

And another one:-

Two marines, ship-wrecked on a desert island, take up with a native girl.
After 3-weeks she is *So-disgusted* with what she's doing, 
- she commits suicide!
After 3-weeks they are *So-disgusted* with they are doing,
- they bury her!
After 3-weeks they are *So-disgusted* with they are doing,
- they dig her back up!

Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.politics.clinton,talk.politics.guns
From: rats@cbnewsc.cb.att.com (Morris the Cat)
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 13:45:21 GMT
Followup-To: talk.politics.guns


|Hmmm. Did they have rocket launchers and semi-automatic rifles when the
|second amendment was passed?  Just wondering?

They also had grenade launchers as well; does this mean that the antis
won't whine if I got an M203 grenade launcher for the musket? 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: penguin@cs.mcgill.ca (David SAMUEL)
Subject: Looking for Cucumbers
Organization: SOCS - Mcgill University, Montreal, Canada
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 20:01:18 GMT

Hello,

I don't read this newsgroup, so forgive me if this was posted recently.

A friend of mine asked me if I could find:
	'The # Reasons why a Cucumber is Better than a Man'
and I thought that this would be the place to ask.
If someone has it at hand, could you please email me at:
	penguin@cs.mcgill.ca

Thanks in advance,
									David Samuel
                                 penguin@cs.mcgill.ca
From: SDENARO@vm.poly.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: CFD for misc.me.too
Date: 20 Aug 92 17:32:04 GMT
Organization: Polytechnic University

In article <rdippold.714262400@cancun>
rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
 
>
>nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>>In article <14069@auspex-gw.auspex.com>, johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
>>|> This is a CFD for the creation of a newgroup called misc.me.too.
>>|> The group will be moderated as discussion is not allowed.  Only articles
>>|> which contain the words "me too" or "add me to the list" will be allowed.
>>|> Votes will only be accepted on the net (not via email).  The group will
>>|> automatically be crossposted to talk.bizarre, comp.unix.wizards, and
>>   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>|> alt.music.rush as it annoys the hell of those folks when non-topical articles
>>|> are crossposted.
>
>>very mature...veerrrryy mature.
>
>Yeah, keep that stuff out of a legitimate group like talk.bizarre!
>--
 
Yeah, Me too.
 
--
SAL DENARO      "Live Fast, Die Young, Hack 'C'"
sdenaro@polyvm.poly.edu    sdenaro@polyvm.bitnet
From: rsadve@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Adve)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lose Weight
Date: 20 Aug 92 15:03:30 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY

In article <1992Aug17.165805.6078@njitgw.njit.edu> lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt) writes:
>In article <1992Aug14.095401.1@mdcbbs.com> rivero@mdcbbs.com writes:
>>In article <N0iePB1w164w@opus.mcds.com>, speers@opus.mcds.com (Daniel E. Speers) writes:
>>>   A friend of mine is trying to lose some weight and would
>>> like some encouragement in the form of jokes about being,
>>> well, a bit overweight.  So, BRING ON THE WEIGHT JOKES!
>>> 

I had once heard a song that went:

It was on the Isle of Capri that I saw her,
She weighed a thousand kilograms you could see,
And if you went once around her, 
You went twice around the Isle of Capri.

The dress she wore on Monday,
Was as big as an army tent,
But, the one she wore on Tuesday,
Could fit a whole regiment.


Afraid that's all I remember. Anyone remembers the rest?
--
Raviraj S. Adve
Dept. of Electrical Engg. 318 Link Hall.        Ph: 443-4450.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: oaf@serverx.osf.org (Oded Feingold)
Subject: the 10 effing commandments, according to Rybicki
Summary: it hurts just to think about it
Keywords: gunk control
Organization: Open Software Foundation
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 16:23:34 GMT

rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za the microbiologist writes:
>	fuck gun-control
>	fuck American politics
>	fuck American politicians
>		...
>	fuck burning bushes
		...

Don't mind him.  He's in a bad humor cuz after all that his pecker's
sore.  Anyway, whaddaya speck from a Zairean (.za) of Dutch extraction?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kelly@spyro.cray.com (Matt Kelly (4274))
Subject: Re: Bathroom humor
Distribution: na
Date: 14 Aug 92 16:26:39 CDT

corinne@freya.cs.umass.edu (Corinne J. Roy) writes:


>I remember seeing this written on the library bathroom
>wall when I was a little kid...

>Here I sit 
>Broken hearted
>Tried to shit
>But only farted


>Cori

The way I saw it, in an airport pay toilet:

Here I sit
So broken hearted
Paid a dime
Any only farted.

Matt

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kelly@spyro.cray.com                 |
                                     | "Peg, I swear... If the toilet were
Opinions expressed herein are just   | just a liiiiiiiitle bigger.......
that.                                | BA-WHOOOOOSH!!!!"
                                     |
                                     |  -Al Bundy
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mblum@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (Cerebus)
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 15:53:26 GMT

One of my favorites (from the Capitol Steps):

	Justice Rehnquist

(Works OK with Justice Thomas, too.)

-- Matt
Matt "Matt" Blum  		mblum@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu

The city, 1:00am. People in their rooms, asleep, lonely, depressed.
One of them gets the urge to pet a small, furry animal.  That's where
I come in.  My name's Friday.  I carry a badger.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: IN TIME
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 00:30:49 GMT

In article <1992Aug13.142028.576@ccsvax.sfasu.edu> z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu writes:
>
>BLOOKER
 = "Blucher" ?
>
>JJ
>
>WHAT DO I NEED, A WALKING LISCENCE?
                           ^^^^^^^^<----------No, a dictionary.
>LETHAL WEAPON 3
And a lower-case key.



-- 
Larry A. Gilmore             Internet: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com
TRW SEDD, DH1/2849
P.O. Box 6213                Phone:    (310)764-3318
Carson, CA 90746             Fax:      (310)764-3946
From: lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lose Weight
Date: 17 Aug 92 16:58:05 GMT
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

In article <1992Aug14.095401.1@mdcbbs.com> rivero@mdcbbs.com writes:
>In article <N0iePB1w164w@opus.mcds.com>, speers@opus.mcds.com (Daniel E. Speers) writes:
>>   A friend of mine is trying to lose some weight and would
>> like some encouragement in the form of jokes about being,
>> well, a bit overweight.  So, BRING ON THE WEIGHT JOKES!
>> 
>>   Please mail the jokes!
>> 
>-- 
>
>  I'm normally opposed to "fat" jokes per se. however, when asked why
>I just went through a major weight loss program, my answer is...
>
>  "Every time I sunbathed at the beach, Greenpeace would try and put me
>back in the water!"
>

My friend cast such a large ,dark shadow that mushrooms grew in it.

Enough fat on him to french fry the state of Idaho.

Omar the tent maker tailored his clothes.

He was as tall lying down as standing up.

It took two days to go from one room to another.

Had to take two elevators to get upstairs.


-- 
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#                     Lawrence Finkel: lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu                 #
#   "Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced."   #
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From: cs91hhs@brunel.ac.uk (Humaira Shaikh)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Please!
Date: 21 Aug 92 14:35:46 GMT
Organization: Brunel University, West London, UK




Please put me on the mailing list!!!
From: guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Date: 13 Aug 92 19:31:58 GMT
Article-I.D.: hpubvwa.166950003
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Bellevue Sales


From the old Dean Martin (take off on James Bond) spy/detective
movies -- he encountered a Miss Lovey Cravesit!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: g88d4938@giraffe.ru.ac.za (MR GE DOYLE)
Subject: Wanted: Nurses + pickup lines
Organization: Rhodes University, Grahamstown, South Africa
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 06:04:08 GMT

Hi All
 My sister is at a nursing college and I would like to tease her about her 
 proposed profession. How about mailin me any nursing jokes you know?

 As well as anyone that know some good pickup lines (and not so good). I'll 
 try them all. One of them might let me be able to put at least my foot
 into the door.

  Thanx in advance 
   Greg
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: frazier@elf.etsu.edu (Jeff Frazier)
Subject: Re: Woody and Mia
Keywords: need some jokes
Reply-To: frazier@elf.etsu.edu (Jeff Frazier)
Organization: East Texas State University, Commerce, TX
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 18:46:33 GMT

I was listening to Rush Limbaugh yesterday on the radio and he said
Entertainment Tonight actually came up to him on the convention floor
to ask him about this situation so he said he would answer their question.
When the camera started rolling the reporter asked him what he thought
and his reply was (not exact quote): "I guess his next movie will be '
Honey I Screwed the Kids'". He said as soon as he said this they shut
the camera off and left.

Jeff Frazier (frazier@elf.etsu.edu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pegasus@leland.Stanford.EDU (Betty Lee)
Subject: Re: Confuscious says.......
Organization: Stanford University -- Electrical Engineering
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 00:43:11 GMT

prem@phd.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem) writes: 

+ 	* Confucius say : "There can never be such a thing as rape.....*
+ 	* 		   because woman with skirts up run faster     *
+ 	* 		   than man with pants down. "                 *
+ 	Confucius say "Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus."
+ 		      "He who let woman on top is f***ing up."
+ 		      "People who make Confucius joke speak bad English."

From a real fortune inside a real fortune cookie that was consumed and
digest a real long time ago:

Confucius say:  I didn't say that!

-- 
         Betty Lee          | What Every Computer Consultant Needs to Know:
      P. O. Box 5748        |   1) In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
    Stanford, CA 94309      |   2) Do not believe in miracles.   Rely on them.
Pegasus@Leland.Stanford.EDU |       --Murphy's Computer Laws (Finagle's Rules)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: elee74l@Rosie.UH.EDU
Subject: Re: 1996 Olympics
Reply-To: elee74l@Rosie.UH.EDU
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 06:58:20 GMT

>> but did you see the Atlanta mascot for the 1996 Olympics? It's this  
>>funny looking blue thing named Whatizit. In Atlanta, it has been dubbed  
>>"Spunky
>> the Sperm" and "'Lil Squirt" by the local radio stations. They are  
>having
>> a contest to give it an official name... any suggestions?
>
>I don't know, but but I would like to know what the heck that stuff is  
>that shoots out of his hind end.
>			-Dave

I think I scanned through that funny looking thing in newspaper.  I didn't
know it's the Atlanta Olympics mascot.
That thing is supposed to be NOTHING  *Truely Nothing!!!*
That's why it's name is "Whatizit."  ....like "What-iz-it".....
How SAD!!!  We are supposed to be the #1 nation of the world and we can't
create a meaningful mascot for such a big event!!

Oooo.... how about calling it "Quaylee"?    c(-8  (MUST keep that extra 'e')

-Ken N.
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Thursday, 13 Aug 1992 09:14:56 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ~~~~ BABIES, CONTAGIOUS & LOLLIPOPS ~~~~
 <1992Aug11.130531.2855@apricot.co.uk> <1992Aug12.165730.29137@evolving.com>

>>>What's a Lada?
>>A Lada is a Russian car which is very outdated and is the butt of many jokes
>>here in the UK because it looks like a square box.
>As opposed to a round box?????
>
>Oh well, who wants to live forever anyway?
>Flash, Oh Oh, Savior of the Universe!!!
>
Saviour of the Universe, no. But I am The Saviour of Breakfast!
Eat a good breakfast, everyday, and you shall live for a pretty
long time!

>-- robert
>
>Evolving Systems, Inc.            |  Phone-Net:    (303) 969-3376
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
We'll just leave it there till breakfast,
and maybe it'll be working?

-- Sal "Ham and Eggs are good for your soul."

You can find me at your neighborhood grocery store in
  the breakfast foods aisle, or by sending bits, bytes and
    burps to: MDSQC@CUNYVM.CUNY.EDU, or by yodeling words, songs
      and, yes, burps to Work:1(718)260-3349 or School:1(212)339-????
        or Home:1(718)859-7012, with a machine on the first two.

            The Saviour of Breakfast, Away!
From: craig@toontown.ColumbiaSC.NCR.COM (craig)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: THE RULES
Date: 16 Aug 92 21:08:09 GMT
Reply-To: craig@toontown.ColumbiaSC.NCR.COM (Craig S. Williamson)
Distribution: world
Organization: NCR E&M Columbia, SC

Well I have seen too many requests for this and no posts.  I found it in
my files:


                               THE RULES

1.  THE FEMALE ALWAYS MAKES THE RULES.

2.  The rules are subject to changes at any time without prior 
notification.

3.  No male can possibly know all the rules.  Nearly all females are born 
with this knowledge.

4.  If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she may 
immediately change some or all of the rules.


5.  THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG.

6.  If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding, which was 
a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

7.  If Rule #6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing 
the misunderstanding.


8.  THE FEMALE CAN CHANGE HER MIND AT ANY GIVEN POINT IN TIME.

9.  The male must never change his mind without the express written 
consent of the female.


10.  THE FEMALE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET AT ANY TIME.

11.  The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him 
to be angry or upset.

12.  The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or 
not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13.  ANY ATTEMPT TO CHANGE OR ALTER THESE RULES COULD RESULT IN SEVERE 
BODILY HARM.



And now that we have that straight, we can get back to work.
-- 
                                           "Any landing you can walk
-Craig Williamson                           away from is a good one,
 Craig.Williamson@ColumbiaSC.NCR.COM        Fred."
 craig@toontown.ColumbiaSC.NCR.COM (home)            - Super Chicken
From: kml@cellar.org (Lazlo Hoover Toth)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: The REAL Rules
Date: 21 Aug 92 12:55:47 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system

mary@hal.COM (Mary Guan) writes:

> In article <187qPB2w164w@cellar.org> kml@cellar.org (Lazlo Hoover Toth) write
> >
> >Contrary to the earlier posting, these are the REAL Rules, written by
> >me yesterday.
> >
> >                          THE REAL RULES
> >				 :
> >				 :

she ends with:

>         and gets her things done secretly. "Wisdom, ur name is FEMALE." 

Actually, the quote you screwed up was "Vanity, thy name is Woman."

Which is probably why you didn't rebel against the first, errant
posting of the Rules.  Get a life and get me a beer.


         Personally, I skip the messages and just read the sigs.

  kml%cellar@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com  - My other account is a Mercedes.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: saal@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (samuel.saal)
Subject: Re: please help me name my machine
Organization: liver ---> spleen
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 16:12:24 GMT

In article <1992Aug10.154759.370@awdprime.austin.ibm.com>
ibmpa!cdc017.austin.ibm.com!lkoh@ibminet.awdpa.ibm.com writes:

>We get to name our machines at work here, and I am 
>in desperate need of a new machine name in a hurry!  
>Can you help me?  

Animal names are fun.  I've seen machines named after astrological signs,
astronomical terms, movie, actors, and many others.

My favorite was a at a place a few years ago where we named our machines
after prescription drugs (provera, nimodipine, epo, etc).

I suppose naming them after parts of the body (chest, arm, hand, bone,
etc) or family relations (I sent it the file to mom) could be fun.
-- 
Sam Saal      kingfish!saal OR saal@kingfish.att.com
		Note new machine name
	Vayiftach HaShem et Peah Ha`Aton
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aaronson@aristotle.ils.nwu.edu (David Aaronson)
Subject: test
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 18:18:44 GMT

[ Article crossposted from comp.sys.apple2 ]
[ Author was Amrit Chauhan ]
[ Posted on Thu, 13 Aug 1992 16:30:05 GMT ]

Just testing my great sig file for all you apple hackers.

--
< > --------------------------------------------------------- < >
< > Amrit Chauhan                 | chauhan@ils.nwu.edu       < >
< > GENIE: A.Chauhan              | PL: amritc@pro-hindugods  < >
< > --------------------------------------------------------- < >
I am a dork!        

--
| David Aaronson                    | Nothing in the world is uglier  |
| aaronson@casbah.acns.nwu.edu      | than a midwestern city.         |
|                                   |                                 |
| Northwestern University           |    ---- Frank Lloyd Wright      |