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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: The Anti-carasso (look what i found on soc.culture.jewish)
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 21:47:06 GMT


I dont know whether its the long, yet super-shallow religious discussion,
or the completely broken, incoherent english spoken by Mr Ehrlich which
makes me like this post so much.


In article <4269@bimacs.BITNET> ehrlich@bimacs.BITNET (Gideon Ehrlich) writes:
>In article <1992Oct6.203345.23169@cmcl2.nyu.edu> memco@cns.nyu.edu
>writes:
>
>>       I've been wondering what the specific Jewish
>>theological reaction to several components of Christian
>>theology are.
>
>Christianity considered to be an idolworship. As to details
>of components of each of the many different christian churches,
>They are ignored unless one has some practical problems with them.
>Christians do think their religion is some who connected to the Tora.
>For Jews christian theology has the same importance as the mormons
>theology to a Copts at Egypt.
>
>>1)     ....
>
>> Humans were strictly forbidden as sacrificial objects.
>
>Correct.
>It is clear too, from the case of Abraham.
>If humman  sacrifice were wellcomed , like in the molek worship then
>The testing Avraham by asking him to sacrify Isac should be an un
>valid test. Avram should be happy to realise that G od likes his son,
>and wants him.
>
>> Christians, along with conveying deityship on Jesus,
>>also describe him as fully human. If, as they say, he was killed
>>to "wash away the sins of mankind", wouldn't this fall into
>>the category of human sacrifice?
>
>Yes.
>
>>2)     There has also been some suggestion that Jesus went
>>willingly (to some extent) to the cross specifically to
>>"wash away" said sins. Wouldn't this be considered suicide?
>
>Since the hole concept is wrong , going willingly to a cross is
> considered suicide. If on the other hand jesus assumed that if he
>will not go then the Romans will hung some other persons instead, then
>I thing that even he was not supposed to do that he is not considered
>as one who suicide.
>
>NOTE: It is interesting that christians selected that cruel murdering
>      instrument - the cross - to be their symbol, and they even
>      worship that bizaare instrument.
>
>
>>3)     Finally, when Christians consume the host and drink the
>>sacremental wine, at the moment they enter the mouth, they are
>>supposedly transformed into the actual body and blood of Jesus
>>respectively. Isn't this cannibalism?
>
>Since it is not transformed it is not canibalism.
>
>Whoever , this paganic action is definitely an idolworship.
>They considered the wine and cake to  be part of jesus and hence
>according to their belief a part of god. The status of the wine and
>the cake in their mouth is exactly that of a wood after it was turned
>to an idol. Chewing and swolowing that sod is their way of
>worshiping it.
>
>


--
Rob Dobson              University of Virginia Music Library
"Anything that starts with Ellington ends with an assassination attempt
on the Fuhrer!" --SS-Sturmbannfuhrer Hans Reinhardt, July 1944
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: MISSING-PERSON LOCATOR
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 16:04:09 GMT

In article <9210102358.19@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <BvvuzM.37x@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>>
>>Splendid idea!  In fact, for the "specimen" needed, we can use his
>>severed head, which I have right he.....
>>
>>Oh dear.  I think I have just made this too easy.
>
>I have long wondered about the brain on top of your terminal.
>
>I thought it came from someone on the ANSI C committee.

Come on.  One look at the draft standard and you can tell that there wasn't
a single person with a brain on the ANSI C committee.
--scott
Organization: Sophomore, Physics, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 09:29:03 -0400 
From: Faisal Nameer Jawdat <fj05+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: rutabagan theology

Rutabaga at 9:20, waxes philosophic, much to the chagrin of his
roommate: Was the Pope ever on Jeoprady?
Me: What?
Rutabaga: Was the Pope ever on Jeoprady?
Me: (having given up on ignoring the question that I heard and was
trying to ignore the first time) WHAT!?
Rutabaga: Was the Pope ever on Jeoprady?
Me: Shut up.  It's too early.
Rutabaga: Well, isn't there something that says that the Pope is
always right.
Me: <mumble> <mumble> knives <mumble> 4.0 <grumble>
Rutabaga: Does that mean the Pope knows more than Alex Trebek?
Me: fuck
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Why Rictus Hep No Longer Designs Flyers For Local Bands
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 92 20:00:45 EDT
Organization: The Scream of Blackness

No matter what the band's actual name was,
he'd spell it "Bloody Mannequin Orchestra."

ljd
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RICHH MISSES HIS BIG CHANCE--BUT FINDS ANOTHER
Date: 15 Oct 92 17:41:37 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com


In article <1bk85lINN7sa@rave.larc.nasa.gov>, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov writes:
|gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
|>kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
|>>Well, I have this spare 11/780 if you want it...
|>oh, yeah.  and how much would THAT raise my
|>electric bill every month?
|Depends on whether you have electric heating or not.

She wouldn't NEED electric heating with that running.

---
c j silverio
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: tip
Date: 15 Oct 92 18:58:34 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

adamb@coombs.anu.edu.au (Adam Bernau) writes:
)thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox) writes:
)
))YOU ARE DUMB.
))KEEP READING.
)
)I shouldn't say this but you are a
)bit of a wanker yourself.


Yea, but noticed how nicely he formated it,
If you cared about your art you would have,
formated your comment equally nicely, yeah?

You should have tried:

	I should not say this, but you
	are a bit of a wanker yourself.


-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Love/Hate
Date: 7 Oct 1992 07:35:04 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1assk8INNdg@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
*In article <6485@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil  
*(rpwhite) writes:
*> You know you have lived too long when you can pick up Pink Floyd in one
*> of those "Any tape - $4.99" bins.
*
*NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*
*So which one was it?

"Animals."  It's always "Animals."


Mark "Yeah, I own it; what's it to you?" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.geek
From: osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: veep debate
X-Advertisement: Emacs, Schemacs! I want my monkey man!@!@
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 07:54:21 GMT
Comments: The meek shall inherit the earth - they're too weak to refuse


"-" == Blair P. Houghton <bhoughto@sedona.intel.com> writes:

-> All I Really Need to Know I Learned from Watching Dragnet.

All I Really Need to Know, I have yet to learn. 

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.
 Cute signature quote by They Might Be Giants: D, world destruction /
  Over an overture / N, do I need / Apostrophe T, need this torture?
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: vice-presidential debate
Date: 13 Oct 92 14:52:02 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1bcf02INNbb4@fido.asd.sgi.com>, cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
> ---
> The Comedy Channel will be airing it.  I want to see the 
> MST3000 guys as silhouettes at the bottom of the screen,
> doing to Dan Quayle what they did to "Hercules versus the
> MoonMen" the other day.
> ---

You don't get enough fresh air.

Jason
From: dfqfrby@shoes.BELL-ATL.COM (Connor)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Chicken Cannon (From alt.folklore.urban)
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:38:18 GMT
Organization: Bell Atlantic NSI

Could someone get a scan of this add and put it in
alt.erotica
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: reading cj's posts
Date: 16 Oct 92 10:41:58 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <Bw1B8q.94z@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>, jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
> In <1bce6iINNavj@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>>---
>>jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
>>|you two are gonna make me puke.
> 
>>Go ahead and puke.  Why should I care?
> 
> Just remember to FILM it.

... and show it at 11.

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: ?gnineppah s'tahW
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 14:43:14 GMT

In article <1b6c5pINNpea@matt.ksu.ksu.edu> fusion@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (The Rocket Scientist) writes:
>eloh a otni lwarc annog m'I kniht I  ?ereh gnineppah si lleh
>eht tahW  .ecnetsixe yrros ym fo backwardness eht htiw laed ot
>woh wonk t'nod I  .tihs latot ekil leef I
>

***PLONK***

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: short shameful confession
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 20:38:13 GMT

I suspect that my surname is risible or obscene in Chinese.

Mark., wait a minute! haven't I posted this already?
gooley@netcom.com
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: disapointed in lack of love.
Date: 10 Oct 1992 02:58:47 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: adder.cs.berkeley.edu
Summary: that's "disappointed," you weasel from Wales, you.

In article <gj156879.718681246@cunews> gj156879@prince.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
>
>"You will enjoy the company of herring."
>
>I WILL ENJOY THE COMPANY OF HERRING.

A fine beginning, my child.

To instruct you in the particulars of proper editing, I have
above performed the appropriate schlockectomy.  Bear in mind
that this task will be your responsibility in future.

c
<stamp> you're in.  next.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: copyright violation, part iii
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 13:17:16 GMT

"All right.  Go ahead, give the kid top billing."
"Well, it was just a thought."
"No, go ahead."
"All right.  Ahem.  I claim this land in the name of
 Queen Isabella and King Ferdinand of Spain."
"How!"
"Well, first I stick the flag in the sand, and then I ..."
"Watch yourself, Admiral.  Natives.  They may be
 hostile."
"Oh, we'll all a little hostile now and then.  Some
 of us are able sublimate, others can't adjust.  You 
 know how it is."
"I know, but you better try and talk to them."
"Alright.  Hello there, hello there.  Uh, we white
 men, other side of ocean.  My name Christopher Columbus."
"Oh?  You over here on a Fullbright?"
"Huh?  No, no, I'm over here on an Isabella as a matter
 of fact.  Which reminds me, I wanna take a few of you 
 guys back with me in the boat to prove I discovered you."
"What you mean discover us?  We discover you."
"You discovered us?"
"Certainly.  We discover you on beach here.  Is all how 
 you look at it."
"Yeah, I never thought of that.  Well, at any rate, my 
 men and I were wondering if you could spare a little food."
"What kind num nums you want?"
"Well, what is that strange plant you're holding there, 
 with little yellow kernels?"
"You mean this?"
<fanfare>
"Yes, what is that?"
"French horns."
"No no.  What you're holding in your hand."
"Oh.  Corn."
"That's what I thought it was.  What else do you got to
 eat around here?"
"Oh, berries, herbs, natural fruits, and organically grown 
 vegatables."
"Just as I suspected.  What kind of a diet is that?  That's
 why I've come here; to fulfill my dream."
"You have a dream?"
"Yes I do."
"Would you like to talk about it?"
"I certainly would.  My dream is to open the first Italian
 restaurant in your country.  Give me some real food.
 Starches.  Spaghetti.  Cholesterol.  All the better things.
 That's called progress, you see?"
"Hmmm."
"Now, right here would be a good location for the restaurant.  
 Ocean view and all that.  Is there room for a parking lot?"
"You kidding?  Whole country is parking lot."
"I s'pose.  Well, I'd like to put a little deposit down on 
 the property here."
"Okay."
"I only have a few dubloons on me, so if you'll direct me
 to the nearest bank, I'll get a check cashed."
"You out of luck today, banks closed."
"Oh, why?"
"Columbus Day."
"Oh yeah.  Heh.  We going out on that joke?"
"No, we do reprise of song, that help.  But not much no."
"But not much no."

   "Yo ho ho, and a buckskin sleave
    now the white man's here, I guess it's time to leave.
    Why go to war and fight like a jerk?
    Perhaps we could pick up some kind of work
    in an Indian extravaganza,
    Wyatt Earp or Bonanza."
   "Please don't call us, we'll call you."
   "Step aside pal meet the new
    Big cheeses of this round round world." 


                            -- From "The United States of America"
                               by Stan Frieberg
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: i am back
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 9 Oct 92 22:22:49 CDT


In article <1992Oct10.010757.10671@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
> 

oh, goody.


> --
> 	   PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT AND LOSER EXTRAORDINAIRE
> 
>                "i am such a stupid ignorant son of a bitch.
>                            please kill me now."

I'm sick of this shit. If you were a real loser, you'd find some way to
have a thirty-eight line .sig with a picture of Gerald Oskoboiny in it,
and your own signature in net.faux.cursive.script.

We are not going to kill you, because you are the right thing in just
exactly the right place. You're even becoming *nice*, which earns you
a well-deserved place near the feet of Rigler, Yarvin, the denizens of
canetoad, and all the other t.b.love.gods.

So just shorten up your .sig to "Domo arigato", and get a life, or get
arrested, or get pregnant, or get *something*.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells)
Subject: Re: rhyms (how do you spell that?)
Summary: t.b interference from misc.test
Keywords: test
Organization: Northeastern University
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 14:56:54 GMT

In article <1992Oct16.144345.20446@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu>, 
somebody fumes:
> 
> Thinkin' of somethin' say
> Not used to writin' in sway
> Although these rhyms are hopeless
> And misspelled, I cope less
> Well with my banal job,
> Which I don't do for the blob
> Who calls himself boss
> Tryin' to make me eat peat moss....
 

Tryin' to add somethin' to this,
Not thinkin' of anything for the grist,
Why isn't t.b more lyrical?
Shouldn't look for a miracle,
Just fight off the monotony
By creating some sloppily
Constructed rhyms...


 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:34391 uk.misc:189
From: wilcox@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,uk.misc
Subject: Re: British Rail -- We're Getting There (fnarrh)
Date: 15 Oct 92 17:09:44 GMT
Distribution: uk
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Oct14.092057.14444@infodev.cam.ac.uk>, jlb10@cl.cam.ac.uk (John Beaven) writes:
> |> In article <5oFJsB1w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
> |> 
> |> >The two performed 'full sexual intercourse'; none of the other passengers
> |> >made any comment, until the couple lit up cigarettes afterwards -- in a
> |> >no-smoking carriage.
> |> 
> 
> The voracity of the whole thing was discussed in alt.folklore.urban 
> a couple of months ago. 

Since they reportedly performed fellatio first, presumably we're talking about
whether she swallowed?
-- 

Stephen Wilcox             |   Remember what happened to the dinosaurs!
wilcox@maths.oxford.ac.uk  |    I did---and look what happened to me.
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I Dreamt
Date: 13 Oct 92 10:21:38 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


Last night I dreamed I was making love to a girl right-handed.  She was
mid-20s, lean, and wore white cotton-lined plastic panties under a short
pleated white tennis skirt.  She was more inviting and willing than you
can imagine.  But I can't remember what she looked like. 

-- Ken "but why right-handed? It's not natural" Johnson




-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Spoonerism Time
Date: 9 Oct 92 17:09:24 GMT
Organization: University of Utah

In article <1992Oct9.030826.27530@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:


   Norman Mailer<-->Mormon...you know

   Waiting for a fart to stall

Hairnt!  That RICHH is such a fart smeller.

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Candyman!!
Organization: So Very Hungry
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 15:01:15 EDT


Oh yeah!  I almost forgot!  I saw Candyman yesterday,
the new Clive Barker film (this was at a sneak preview,
I believe the release is this friday).

Fine film, even if you hate horror.  The thing about
saying "Candyman" into the mirror five times reminded
me of the grade school myth that if you said the Lord's
Prayer backwards into the mirror and then said "Bloody
Mary" into the mirror you'd see her image.  Oh yeah, at
midnight.


handel "fuck air support!  wez gonna bum rush 'em!" low
From: dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: spelling flame
Date: 15 Oct 92 19:37:02 GMT

Mark Lippert sucks dust with:

> I suppose Kent will be after me for beging dependent on foriegn
> substances, that evil powder.

Need I rest my case in a situation so obvious?

Kent, the man from xanth.
"The Birthright of humankind is the stars!"
--
Help stamp out the evils of Cheerios dust sucking BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
The Catamite you save may be your own!
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Ignore the header, and don't expect me to see a news reply.  We don't get news.
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From: atovorni@engr.UVic.CA (Andreas  Tovornik)
Subject: Re: short painful realization
Reply-To: atovorni@engr.UVic.CA
Organization: University of Victoria, Victoria, BC, Canada
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 05:24:25 GMT

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From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What's in my trunk.
Date: 10 Oct 92 08:10:06 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


Mucous membranes
Mucous
Crusty boogers
Several hairs
Peanut shells


Mark "You should hear it all rattle when I take tight curves" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Subject: twitch
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 10:36:13 GMT


this shuddering thing, which i think they call love, 
that makes your eyelids flutter as i touch your shoulder, 
like the muscle-twitch of a horse's skin under the
imagined onslaught of stings...  this misled hope
that disrupts breath and rattles ribcages.  a leap
of faith off the precipice of sensibility.  an errant
delusion, will-o-the-wisp with mirror of ego, a 
charitable disease, a turning away of wet eyes.  yes.

a million poets and a mountain of words; text and binding
and brushstrokes and they still keep trying trying trying
to crystalize that essence and pass it to all, like cheap
perfume.  it all ends up smelling like cheap perfume.
look in my hand; there are lines that cross in unfamiliar
glyphs, and for today only, they have meaning.  touch them,
blind man.  today you will have eyes.


chaos

stringing words together, like the rest of them 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours)
Subject: Re: my mission
Organization: IFA
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 06:42:24 GMT

jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
>sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>>   This could be a great time for everyone to tell their tequila story.
>every tequila story i know begins with "... when i woke up."

A true tequila story (midnight, circa. three years ago):

When I woke up, I was lying face down in the bottom of a 3' deep sand pit 
on Waimanalo Beach.  Over the previous hour I had laboriously dug this pit 
by myself, while drifting in and out of consciousness, using only my elbows 
and knees.  I did this because I thought I was a female sea turtle that had 
come ashore to lay a clutch of eggs.

I absolutely shit you not.  I know I am a compulsive liar, but this one is 
entirely 100% true, so help me God and Scout's Honor, may I die a thousand
deaths on the Altar of t.b.

Rigler (really)
--
                                     A far off horseman, or maybe just
                                     a fleck of dust caught in your eye.
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: tooth powder
Date: 15 Oct 92 23:29:59 GMT

In article <1992Oct11.055807.687@alembic.acs.com>, gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:

|> my goal for this week is to grind my teeth so 
|> hard and so long that i powder my entire skull.
|> so far it's going pretty well.


I am having a bit of trouble working past all my metal fillings,

but I am consoled by the fact that when I am done, I will leave

behind me a pile of powder between two jaw muscles large enough

to provide power to the entire city of San Francisco.


Xian.
this must be what he-man feels like.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ucla.rumor