From: AVERNON1@ua1vm.ua.edu (Andrew Vernon)
Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo,alt.wpi.negativland.subgenii.for.rent,alt.cascade,alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die,alt.lwaxana-troi.die.die.die,alt.fan.dan-simms,alt.sex.carebears
Subject: Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Where has this thing gone?
Date: 15 Oct 92 16:52:42 GMT
Organization: The University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa

In article <Bw5CJE.A83@news.cso.uiuc.edu>
cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
 
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>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>>>} cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>} >feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>} >>} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>} >>} >cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes...
>>>>} >>} >espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
>>>>} >>} >>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>} >>} }>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
>>>>} >>} }>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>>>} >>} }>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>} >>} }>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer)
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent)
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) write
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) w
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Lin
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) write
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casc
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blocka
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coca
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans b
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain.
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>>>>} >>} }>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>>>>} >>} }>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>>>>} >>} }>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>>>>} >>} }>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>>>>} >>} }>Ya know, I miss Jane.
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>Isnt that a shame?
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme!
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>This is a terrible crime!
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!"  he chimed.
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine.
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>thats it...im drawing a line
>>>>} >>} >>>>>>What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime?
>>>>} >>} >>>>>im means im--im talking like a mime
>>>>} >>} >>>>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime
>>>>} >>} >>>Vats of wine shant be consumed before their time.
>>>>} >>} >>UN chief U Thant will be fumed on November 9.
>>>>} >>} >You admit you cant bill me--i should know you amber slime!
>>>>} >>} Two gits want to pee--on you. You are slain.
>>>>} >>Four hits and you'll see--the light.  You are vain.
>>>>} >Obits for your brother.  He--is dead.  You are Cain.
>>>>} Submit to your mother, filled with bread -- you're in pain.
>>>>Defeat your brother, you'll be glad -- then insane.
>>>Get hit on by another wearing plaid-- you'll get lain.
>>Something made my lose my lunch as a lad-- Conrad Bain.
>Don't throw a punch if you're mad--complain.
This whole damn thing is becoming quite inane.
 
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