HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Njorl's Saga
Date: 21 Aug 92 09:18:31 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) scribbled : 

=>>=>This is *not* the start of a new thread!!!
=>>Sorry, but you're WRONG ... Crucifixion for you! First door on the left, one
=>>cross each ... step  lively now...
=>
=>You'll have to sp-sp-sp-speak up, he's d-d-d-deaf as a p-p-p-post.
Oh 'ee is, is 'ee? Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to shoot you ...
*BANG!*
[thud]

=>
=>>=>Jseam vmv I've come for flying lessons
=>>Simon aka looks like his keyboard threw a fit...
=>Rtboay aka caight Simon's Disease...soon to be a musical!
Simon aka wrong Simon, you son of a silly person ....
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail...
From: djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 16 Aug 92 15:20:27
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: exs16@po.CWRU.Edu's message of Wed, 12 Aug 92 06:12:48 GMTLines: 83

In article <1992Aug12.061248.28493@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> exs16@po.CWRU.Edu (Eugene Shumulinsky) writes:

	.Yes, yes, I know you probably get this request all the time, but could
.anyone E-mail me (or post) the script to The Holy Grail, or direct me to where
.I can find it.

.Thanks...


'ere ya' go, my little droog!  A lovely script for ya'.  I do regret
that it is incomplete, but you won't scorn the kindness of strangers,
will ya'?



				 The
			      HOLY GRAIL


Arthur:  Hello, Lordy I'm bored.  I need a hobby.
Lancelot:  Yes, quite right.  You need something to keep your mind off
	the fact that I'm diddling your wife.
Bors:  Blimey!  I 'ave an idea.  Lets go bouncing all o'er the
	landscape, looking for the Holy Grail!
Arthur: Gee!  Your right!  I mean, really, the one thing that a
	really miserable person wants is to live forever, right?  Lets be
	off then!

[several days pass]

Lancelot:  Oh, Gwenivere...  I'm going to miss fooling around with
	you.  Tomarrow we're going to set out to find your hubby the
	Holy Grail, and for the next few years the only #$!$#@ I'll
	get will be from beautiful young virgins in quaint little
	hamlets.  And what will you do when I'm gone?
Guenifere:  Ach!  You dunna hafta worry 'bout me, Lance.  I've got th'
	hots fer me stable boy.
Lancelot:  Oh Gweanifeere, I love it when you talk to me like that!

[the knights set off]

Penelope the Pure:  Hee hee hee.  giggle giggle.  Ooo!  Hee hee!!
Lancelot:  Mmm...  Ooo  hoo hoo!  Mmm...  Oh..

[years pass]
 
Galahad: Hey!  Yo, Art!  Look what I found!  Do you think its the
	Grail?
Arthur:  Hmm... "Made in Taiwan".  Probably not, but I'm sick of
	Walking around in this stupid of a country.  England Sucks!
	Why couldn't I be the King of Tahiti or something?  Lets go
	back to Camelot.  They'll never know the difference.

[on the way back nasty persons attack]

Arthur:  Agg!!
Lancelot:  Hi-yaa!!
Nasty Person # 1:  Aaaaaa!!!
Nasty Person # 32:  Arrgg!!
[blood]
Lancelot:  Bam!
Galahad:  Biff!!
Ector:  Pow!
Galahad:  Blowie!
Arthur:  Ouch!
Nasty Person # 12:  Eeee!!

[they return to Camelot]

Guaineafvereuae:  Hi!

			       THE END

   --
	Nighthawkk     |
	    of         |           'No cake but what we bake.'
      NIGHTMARE Inc.   |
		       |
Dan aka
      Pigeonnnn	       \
   affiliated with     /  	 'Green artichokes go boom.'
    Wetdream Corp.     \
		       /
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: aka
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 20:13:51 GMT


>|> I don't really know where aka comes from. I've only been here for five weeks
>|> (listening for the first two), and it's been here as long as I have. I think
>|> one of the l(L)isa's would know, but I don't know where anyone is.
>Alas, I don't know where they started, either.  I just started here a month or
>two ago, and it was a tradition when I arrived.
Oh, you young 'uns. I remember the days when we had no *isa's here
at all... there was just me, Jessie, eccie, and the immor(t?)al one.
I seem to remember everyone started coppying the Horse's example. He
used to be unique, he did.

>|> -- Sal "Saviour of Breakfast" Desiano
>-- lisa aka I'm I'll have Spam, eggs, and sausage, then...
ioS aka
m   a
n?? aka a non-user (but still licenced.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: You're not even a proper woman !
Organization: Wicked Wanda's Whip Cellar. 
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 22:41:47 GMT


>=>|> 	Anyway Fruit-bat, artichoke, throat-wobbler-until the word Maudlin
>=>|> is almost totally obscured.
>=>|> 
>=>|> 	And over to you Tom.
>=>
>=>Can I just say here this is the first time I've been on television??
>No .... no you can't ... I'm sorry, but we just can't allow that ....
>Can I just say that you're a very silly duck^H^H^H^Hperson and I'm not going
>to interview you .... aaaaack [thud]
YAY! Yet another way to put in my book... there are 1002 ways now.

>=>--lisa aka I bet you guys thought I was gone
>Simon aka betcha thought I was gone too ... nyaaaaahahahahahaha!
SIOmn ... I AM gone, and have been for years. (Well I _AM_ Irish!)
     (I refer the honourable confused peeps to the song of
     Philosophers.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: You're not even a proper woman !
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 01:01:00 GMT

In article <sprooney.714082045@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes...
> 
>>|> 	Anyway Fruit-bat, artichoke, throat-wobbler-until the word Maudlin
>>|> is almost totally obscured.
>>|> 
>>|> 	And over to you Tom.
> 
>>Can I just say here this is the first time I've been on television??
>Yes.
> 
>>--lisa aka I bet you guys thought I was gone
>.... we wished.
>SOin
>m? [|]?;
Ratboy aka I thought *I* was gone...I looked around and saw all those damned
  fishtanks and BOOM! I thought I was a goner...lucky I had that piece of
  old cheese wif me...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: toast..err.. TEST
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 13:19:05 GMT

In article <3239@dozo.and.nl>
jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
 
>
>In article <DJOHNSON.92Aug16142128@gutenberg.gac.edu> djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
>|
>|This is a test to see what the result will be.
>|
>|Dan aka Gettin' a might bit sick of havin' all o' my posts rejected.
>|(grumble grumble)
>
>Ooooouuuhh! Dannyboy! You're back! Finally! Yes! Yes! We can hear you!
>You're comin' thru loud an' clear! Oooh, Dannypoo I've missed you so
>much! No one has missed you so much as I did! Well ... maybe Michael
>did ... or Eccles, or maybe Jester. Yes, I think Jester missed you
>more than I did. And ...[Ll]isa and Chris and  ... Yeah, I think
>everbody missed you more than I did <thud> ...
>
>Jos aka Who, by Jove, is this silly man?
Chris aka I don't know. . . And who is this "Jove" person?
From: brett@csource.oz.au (Brett O'Hara)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Monty Python Archive site
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 18:40:08 +1000

Hello All!

Anyone seen an anon ftp site with monty python archives?

= Brett =

 * Origin: The Flying Circus * +61-3-555-9204, v32bis, v42bis (3:635/555)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: corun@access.digex.com (Corun MacAnndra)
Subject: Re: Hey! That's MY name!!!
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 13:25:18 GMT


>Too late! I am...{drumroll}...Ze Ratboy!
>
>>Michael aka male chi aka chimeal aka MIL ache 
>Ratboy aka please don't ask "why Ratboy"...I get that enough to make me chew my
>  own foot off...it's my process name, you see...

Are you sure you're not Rodant Kapoor in disguise? <unholsters Smith-Hitachi
Godzilla blaster>
From: meetch@zeus.dialix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Maniacs... (was RE: What?!?)
Date: 21 Aug 92 13:19:26 GMT
Organization: Karam Pty. Ltd. Perth, Australia

00124961@ysub.ysu.edu blurts:

>In article <18AUG199217104148@zeus.tamu.edu>
>mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
> 
>>
>>>>Sheesh! I'm gone 4 days and you guys post 135 new articles! Maniacs...
>>>>
>>>>Michael aka I can top *that*...you just wait!
>>>Chris aka Another aka infected with Jester's Syndrome. . .
>>Ratboy aka Michael the First aka You ain't seen nothing yet aka Watch out
>>  for that watermelon rind!
>Chris aka You're off your chump!
Meetch aka Look, if you're intend by that utilisation of an obscure
           colloquialism to imply that 'is sanity is not up to scratch,
           then you're absolutely right.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Holy Grail...
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 11:06:10 GMT

In article <1992Aug14.193746.20978@newscan.canada.sun.com>
ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
 
>
>
>ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony) writes:
>> aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) scribbled :
>> =>    ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) did say :
>> =>->00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>> =>->>ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
>> =>->>>exs16@po.CWRU.Edu (Eugene Shumulinsky) writes:
>> =>->>>>
>> =>->>>>   Yes, yes, I know you probably get this request all the time, but could
>> =>->>>> anyone E-mail me (or post) the script to The Holy Grail, or direct me to
>> =>->>>> where I can find it.
>> =>->>>It's over there, in the corner, next to that ragged scrap of a man.
>> =>->>>(Shhhh! Jos is asleep)
>> =>->>>PKT aka always glad to help.
>> =>->>Chris aka That's not Jos, that's Jester!
>> =>->Eccles aka How can you tell the difference? I mean apart from the knees?
>> =>Pag aka what about the lost brain..????
>> Simon aka A SCRIPT REQUESTER!!! BURN 'IM!!!!
>
>No, mate.....we don't burn (BURRRRRNNNNNNN!!!<slap> oops, excuse me) script
>    requestors, we play games with their minds until they start posting to
>    rec.leather.undies.
>
>PKT aka get it right, eh?
Chris aka Why don't we build a bridge aut of 'em?
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks=smurfs
Date: 21 Aug 92 09:03:00 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <16846138AF.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:

>>Ratboy aka has a Magic Flute here somewhere...Wait! I gave it to lisa...She 
>>had moch more creativity with it than I...
> Chris aka Yes, but can she *play* it?

*picks up flute, runs a few scales, and slides into renditions of 'Scarborough
Fair' and 'Greensleeves.'*  Yup.

-- lisa aka someone with respect for a wind instrument, unlike some people I
        won't mention...


But I thought you said it was "MAGIC" so what happened? Did Greensleves go to
Scarborough and become a sideshow of freaks at the fair?

Michael aka Oh no it's......
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Wibble, for beginners
Date: 20 Aug 92 08:44:00 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <168488AFB.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
|> In article <sprooney.714166731@unix1.tcd.ie>
|> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
|>  
|> >
|> >>>>>>> => Well it is time for another silly thread so I will start it off with the
|> >>>>>>> =>words "Llama".
|> >>>>>>> Wrong ... we'll start it with 'Albatross'
|> >>>>>>Wrong again.... "BEANS"
|> >>>>>I'm sorry, I'll read that again:  "Number 27.  The Larch."
|> >>>>But but, I thought Number 27 was the Spanish inquisition!  Or was that 28...
|> >>>>oh, bum.  I forget.
|> >>>NOBODY forgets the Spamish Inhibition. Our main weapon is... um...
|> >Um... ah... It's on the tip of my tongue...
|> >>>
|> >>>>>>> =>Pag aka threads starting is me..
|> >>>>>>> =>
|> >>>>>>> =>ps. well I could not put threads r us cuz some1 already said that one..
|> >>>>>>> Simon aka time to introduce some REAL silliness ....
|> >>>>>>Dave aka <you can't see this but I'm doing the silly walk>
|> >>>>>Richard aka Tits Winkle & Vibraphone (Solicitors)
|> >>>>Meetch aka Ergh!  "Grunties" is bad enuff!
|> >>>IOSnm .. or how about this: zzzzzzzzzip. rollrollrollroll. <thump>
|> >>><thump>
|> >>Chris aka Why, that's a garden hose, you silly boy <tee hee>.
|> >IOsn
|> >   Strange how everyone makes that mistake. Hold on. That IS The garden
|> >   hose. I thought I had syphalus there.
|> >M.
|> Chris aka Knows the difference between syphilis and a garden hose!
But do you know the difference between *syphalus* and syphilis (aka Leach mi)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks=smurfs
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 02:40:00 GMT

>>>Ratboy aka has a Magic Flute here somewhere...Wait! I gave it to lisa...She 
>>>had moch more creativity with it than I...
>> Chris aka Yes, but can she *play* it?
> 
>*picks up flute, runs a few scales, and slides into renditions of 'Scarborough
>Fair' and 'Greensleeves.'*  Yup.

*grabs an electric guitar, clicks on the amp and distortion pedal and cranks
into Pantera's Mouth For War, ripping a solo that even Diamond Darrell would
be envious of, then crashing straight into Slayer's Raining Blood, growling
the lyrics like Lucifer himself until even the wildest ears bleed from the 
untamed voltage from my fingertips {pant} {pant} {pant}*

Oh..sorry...where was I?

> 
>-- lisa aka someone with respect for a wind instrument, unlike some people I
>        won't mention...
Ratboy aka believe me, I have respect for the winds...had a bad case just the
   other day.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: corun@access.digex.com (Corun MacAnndra)
Subject: Re: Is Terry Gilliam American?
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 18:50:36 GMT

In article <1992Aug20.102259.21372@nuscc.nus.sg> ccechk@nuscc.nus.sg (Heng Kek) writes:
>Can anyone confirm whether Terry Gilliam is American or English?  I
>thought I read somewhere that Gilliam is the only American in Python
>and that he lives in England.  And that people make the mistake of
>thinking he's of British origins.  The curiousity is killing
>Michelle Pfieffer. :)
>
>Heng Kek

Terry Gilliam is really a Chinese of Armenian birth posing as an American
to fool the British Labour Relations Board. Though he doesn't really
speak English, he does pose nude twice a year at the Berkeley Bowling
League's annual outing.

Corun aka Wot's all this then?


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Testes
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 02:16:13 GMT

In article <17AUG199220214525@zeus.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
 
>
>>> Testes, testes, one. Two. Three.
>>> Three?!?
>>> SOInm.
>>
>>At least you never got to five.
>
>Five is right out!
>
>>PKT aka I can't think of a good aka. (many would agree)
>Ratboy aka can't think of a good reply in this follow-up. (as you now know)
Chris aka Once the number three, being the third number hath been reached,
thou shalt lobbest thy testes towards thy foe.  Who, being naughty in thy sight
shall. . .shall. . .shall. . .RUN AWAY!!!!!!!  (splat)  Ewwwwwwwww....
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: PS
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 02:18:00 GMT

>=>While I'm posting all these useless messages, I would just like
>=>to add that I have nothing to say.
>	Jolly good, because you're a very silly man, and I'm NOT going to 
>interview you .... while I'm on the subject, can I just say that this is the
>4128789342534th useless message I've posted to alt.fan.python ..... no?
>thought not ....
> 
>=>same J sls Just don't say the word m*tr*ss around Mr. Lambert.
>Simon aka not ready for any musical interludes ...... yet [assorted sounds of
>	  a bass guitar being tuned up....]
Ok. We got a guitarist and a bassist...any drummers out there?
We need a band name...

Ratboy the Tone-Deaf

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 13:19:56 GMT

In article <5701@m1.cs.man.ac.uk>
TeaTotal@cs.man.ac.uk writes:
 
>
>In article <92224.104725MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>, MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET writes:
>|> |> Chris aka What's a "supper?"
>|>
>|>         Craig Spam aka what is the fucking shit with all this aka stuff anyway
>|>         Bruce?  aka Does anyone really care?  aka Don't people, even silly
>|>         people get tired of seeing the 1e+6th aka in a frigging post?
>|>
>|> Hi Craig. For chrissake, lighten up (or, I guess, craigsake). I personally
>|> don't have anything to say or comment about MP right now. However, I do
>|> like conversation in a room where my only friends are my books and computers.
>|> So, this is a good place. Besides, the people are nice and the beer isn't
>
>BEER? where? brown or pale or polar ?
>
>|> that bad, so why not? If it offends you so much, start a new thread! Do
>|> _you_ have anything to say? Your last few posts (aside from the _good_ thread
>|> about drinking buddies) have been complaints. If my grandmother were alive,
>|> she would enjoy mimicking your wining .-). If I think of anything, I'll post
>
>wining? WINING? where's the wine?
>
>|> it. Give us a hand. Post something. Just don't complain. I hate complainers.
>|> I hate people who hate things.
>|>
>
>I hate hate hating hate. (therefore I ate)
Chris aka when did Grouchy Smurf join alt.fan.monty-python?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: What?!?
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 00:20:00 GMT

Sheesh! I'm gone 4 days and you guys post 135 new articles! Maniacs...

Michael aka I can top *that*...you just wait!
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Question, no flame here.
Date: 14 Aug 92 02:53:04 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) writes:
}	Alright, I'll nibble at it:  Where/why did the 'aka' thing 
}	start ?  Is it an obscure Python-related quote ? 

umm, nope.....not at all...

}	I do recall 'Inspector Tiger/Lookout-of-the-Yard/etc.', which
}	*may* be like 'aka', but I don't really believe so.

well, Jos Horsemeir started it..and i propagated it out of control
and soon all the cool people were akaing all over...

Jester aka good answer..bravo!
-- 
On a airplane, always remember to carry a bomb, because the odds of there being
a bomb on a plane are pretty small, but the odds of there being two bombs on the
same plane are astronomical ,therefore, you have reduced your chance of being
taken prisoner.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: A new Thread
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 02:01:19 GMT


>>=>>Here in its entirety is a new thread..yes..after wading through 40 posts of
>>=>>nothing but old threads (5 months old to be exact) I have decide to start
>>=>>an entirely new thread..and he it goes.
>>=>Thats why I ain't been here dalring.
>>=>Nothing new to see.
>>=>
>>=>>The I want to be Just Like Jestre Thread...
>>=>Ok.
>>=>How bout the "I hate vi" thread?
>>How about the 'I hate 1,$s/vi/EMACS/g'' thread instead? [ouch]
>>Segmentation fault - core dumped.
>ERROR -- DISK QUOTA EXCEEDED 
>      DUMPING CORE
>     000045 0000344
>     000003 0000300
>     002200 0200000
>     000300 0120101
Oooh. Nice big pritty numbers.

>>=>>Just list in order the 10 simple steps
>>=>>to be just like Jester.....I wil start with #1 and simply post the others.
>>=>>1. Make threads revolving entirely around himself.
>>=>2. Swoon continuously over females named Katie.
>>3. No pooftas ... [aaarggghhhhh - thud]
>4. What to do if there's an armed Communist uprising near your home when you're
>   having a party...
5. How to avoid the dreadful plague of invible flying pink
   chainsaw-wielding elephants, that fly above peeps, and DROP!!!.

>>Simon aka vi, vi, vi, vi, vi, vi, vi, vi, luvverrly viiii, wonderful vi...
>Ratboy aka vii, viii, ix, x, xi, xii, xiii, xiv, xv, but what have the Romans
>  ever done for us? Other than the numerals...
iOSnm kaka The Life of Brian jokes?
From: z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: SCRIPTS
Date: 12 Aug 92 19:50:13 GMT
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

IF ANYONE HAS SCIPTS TO THE HOLY GRAIL OR THE LIFE OF BRIAN, E MAIL ME A COPY
OR POST IT PLEASE.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Sound fx
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 13:04:36 GMT

In article <1992Aug17.041839.15169@DIALix.oz.au>
meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
 
>
>ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM whines:
>
>>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu () writes:
>>> <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
>>>
>>> >>
>>> >>>Thank you, Graehem, um, Grayhem (damn) Thank you, geranium <BANG!><BANG!>
>>> >>
>>> >>>PKT aka there, that's got rid of me.........
>>> >>Bum. (MNSio in this guy's...)
>>> >Sal aka Bum-Dee Bum-Bum. Bum-Dee Bum-Bum. Bum-Dee Bum-Bum. BUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!
>>> >        (T'isn't the suspense killing you?)
>>> Chris aka It certainly killed the other chap! (bang bang and all that. . .)
>>Erm.......well, I'm not dead yet......
>
>Orroit, you're not dead yet.  But you look very ill.  Shall we speed up thuh
>process with *dramatic pause* THE COMFY STRETCHER! ?
>
Oh, there's no need for that.  He'll be stone dead in a minute. . .
 
>>PKT aka I don't want to go on the cart!
>Meetch aka Now now, don't let the spikes bother you...
Chris aka Spikes?!  I thought those were some sort of kinky sex device what
with the way those people been impalin themselves on 'em!
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: SCRIPTS
Date: 13 Aug 92 11:02:16 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <1992Aug12.135013.559@ccsvax.sfasu.edu>, z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu writes:
|> IF ANYONE HAS SCIPTS TO THE HOLY GRAIL OR THE LIFE OF BRIAN, E MAIL ME A COPY
|> OR POST IT PLEASE.


"it"
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Subject: toast..err.. TEST
From: djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 16 Aug 92 14:21:28
Distribution: world
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy


This is a test to see what the result will be.

Dan aka Gettin' a might bit sick of havin' all o' my posts rejected.
(grumble grumble)
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From: nico@athena.mit.edu (Nicolas Reinecke)
Subject: Re: SCRIPTS
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 01:26:52 GMT

In article <5740@m1.cs.man.ac.uk>, bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-) writes:
|> In article <1992Aug12.135013.559@ccsvax.sfasu.edu>, z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu writes:
|> |> IF ANYONE HAS SCIPTS TO THE HOLY GRAIL OR THE LIFE OF BRIAN, E MAIL ME A COPY
|> |> OR POST IT PLEASE.
|> 
|> 
|> "it"

Please E-mail me a copy, too. (Wink, Wink...)
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