HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: cambler@zeus.calpoly.edu (Christopher J. Ambler, Phish)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: Re: claim of modem eavesdropping by gov't
Keywords: modem, monitoring, databanks
Date: 2 Oct 92 03:36:59 GMT
Organization: Fantasy, Incorporated: Reality None of Our Business.

foxworth@bnlux1.bnl.gov (Bob Foxworth) recently informed us:
>  if you ever get a copy of your credit history and find a
>  listing that has HN06443 <--= this is a negative risk rating. or a code
>  87AT4 <---= an even more negative risk rating.... these will usually
>  have no description on them... and if you inquire about them they will
>  tell you that it just comes from the system that way.

This is so much crap, it's almost funny.

Pray tell WHERE on the credit report do I look for these numbers? I have
a full TRW here in front of me, and the only strings of alphanumerics
are the account numbers on the individual credit accounts.

Perhaps those numbers are found on the super secret captain howdy
illuminati credit report. If you don't know how to get one, don't ask. :-)

-- 
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  I like my dream.              | Because all you of       | 3/12/24, MNP5, 8N1
Then you *are* mad!             | Earth are IDIOTS!!       | FSBBS 2/FSUUCP 1.3
From: cuadrasola@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: BBS access from network
Date: 3 Oct 92 15:20:30 CDT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services

I am trying to set up a BBS on a 486 running DOS and connected to Enternet 
throught an Ethernet board.  Can somebody recommend some BBS software that 
that would let users log into the BBS from another Internet computer.  Is there
any BBS software that would support both network and MODEM logins?

Thanks
-- 
Juan 

+--------------------------------------+
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| Juan P. Cuadra-Sola                  |
| cuadrasola@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu        |
| Electrical and Computer Engineering  |
| University of Kansas                 |
| Lawrence, KS. 66045                  |
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Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: jerodh@mcs.kent.edu (Jerod Husvar)
Subject: TBBS and Usenet...
Originator: jerodh@Condor.mcs.kent.edu
Organization: Kent State University
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 03:29:11 GMT

Does anyone know of a package for incoperating Usenet news and Internet Mail
TBBS 2.2?  We've got a feed, we've got space, hell, we've got just about
everything...  

Any help greatly appreciated,

Jerod J. Husvar

Sysop At Large
Akron Info and Party Line BBS.
(216) 678-8336 (5 lines) (2400 baud)
(216) 677-9808 (4 lines) (2400 baud)
(216) 677-0452 (1 Line) (v.32bis/v.42bis)

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Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: victor.ng@rose.com (victor ng)
Subject: Max/2 and OS2YOU
Organization: Rose Media Inc, Toronto, Ontario.
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 16:00:11 GMT
X-Gated-By: Usenet <==> RoseMail Gateway (v1.70)


Date Entered: 10-02-92 10:55
>From: eng20204@nusunix1.nus.sg (LEE MUH HWA)
>Message-ID: <1992Sep28.040724.14101@nuscc.nus.sg>
>Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 04:07:24 GMT

>I am trying to run dos doors on my Max/2. I followed exactly the instructions
>as given in the help information in Os2You. However, everytime when my Max/2
>calls for Os2You, the screen will switch to the pm desktop and an error
>message displayed. The error message is given by VIEW.EXE reporting "Cannot
>find input files".

Not that it's much help, but when I try to get a DOS door running under
OS2YOU and Max/2, I get the on-line help all the time.

Can SOMEBODY post the proper way to set up OS2YOU with Maximus/2 to run
DOS doors?

Vic
victor.ng@rose.com
>eng20204@nusunix1.nus.sg
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Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: neta@iat.holonet.net (Gregory Giagnocavo)
Subject: FIDOnet Info
Organization: HoloNet (BBS: 510-704-1058)
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 08:52:25 GMT

So many times, people will tell you gneral things as answers to specific
questions... but here is how to actually get started with or find out
about FIDOnet. The originator of FidoNet has a BBS at (415) 863 2739. You
can download info files,  get teh FIDOnet software (free) and tips, etc.
The sysop is Tom Jennings who started FIDOnet. Yes,  FIDOnet is a loose
organization, but it is "run" or "moderated" in a sense by what they call
zone coordinators for each country, then each section of the country. The
whole system is free, and must remain free to stay connected. It is
messaging based, that is , each night it exchanges the message base from
others, so that in a day or so, your messages are exchanged worldwide.
There are more than 15,000 BBS nodes in operation. Super set up. Dialin
and get more info, incl local Fidonet numbers. This info is taken from the
NetPower Resource Guide for Educators-THE Guide to Online Networks, 400
pages, $32.50 pub. by Nat. Education & Tech. Alliance. More info from 
neta@holonet.net, fax 717-898-9837 Monthly newsletter, too. Happy Networking!!
Xref: sparky alt.bbs:6323 alt.bbs.ads:1483 alt.bbs.internet:3815 alt.bbs.lists:1248
From: ueh@pool.info.sunyit.edu (Eric Hausgaard)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs,alt.bbs.ads,alt.bbs.internet,alt.bbs.lists
Subject: Re: BBS Oriented Magazines?
Date: 29 Sep 92 12:31:00 GMT
Organization: State University of New York -- Institute of Technology


 Can somebody send me a list of Acronyms that are commonly used on the net??
Thanx
Eric Hausgaard

-- 
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   "The closer to the solution, The more problems occur"   
              Even *I* don't want my opinions
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Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: cathy@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Catherine T Vojtas)
Subject: Net access in (708) area?
Summary: I need to get a public net access # for the (708) area code...
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Distribution: il
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 02:42:23 GMT

I realize this has probably been asked before, but I need to find a
public (preferably free, obviously) internet access number in the (708)
area code.

Any help would be appreciated...

-Cathy

Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: cwyble@micom.com (Charlie Wyble (PROG))
Subject: xbbs manual available?
Organization: Micom Communications Corp., Simi Valley, Ca.
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 23:41:51 GMT

The subject says it.  I got the sources to xbbs, I forget if they were
from the newsgroups or from uunet.  What I failed to get was somekind of
a manual/document that gives an overview of it and how to set it up.

By the way I did get it to compile under SCO unix 3.2.4
From: peter@global.hacktic.nl (Peter Busser)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: Re: Coherent?
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 12:28:13 GMT
Organization: Global Village 1

elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us (Edward J. Branley) writes:

>Linux is free in the sense that you don't have to pay someone for the 
>rights to use it.  Most of us still have to pay to get it, however.  I 
>decided to call a couple of BBSs to get the base disks, since I don't 
>have direct ftp access.

So did I to get my first copy of Linux. However, you might be able to get
Linux on disk by mail. That might be cheaper.

>gotten the rest of the SLS distribution from tsx-11.mit.edu via DEC's 
>ftpmail server.  That means I've added a TON of time to the process just 
>decoding the stuff when it comes in.

Bad luck for you.

>No, Linux isn't free.

It is free, but not necessarily in the sense of gratis.

>There is 
>definitely a case to be made for paying the bucks and getting Coherent.

Coherent costs fl. 350,- here in Holland. One hour long distance is about
fl. 6,- (in the evening). A decent UNIX book costs about >fl. 60,-. So buying
Coherent is equal to buying 3 to 4 UNIX books and 10 hours downloading.

>As to Linux being more up-to-date, agreed, this is true.  However, a lot 
>will depend on what a person wants.  If someone wants to get into 
>uucp/mail/news, then maybe Coherent is a better idea, since the docs are 
>good.

Linux has a Taylor UUCP port. The GNU emacs helpfiles which are part of Taylor
UUCP are very good, just like the rest of the Taylor UUCP package. There is
more information availlable than you (and I) know, but finding it is often the
big problem.

Greetings,
Peter Busser
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: sjsobol@wariat.org (Steven J. Sobol)
Subject: Re: Coherent?
Organization: The Tiny Software Co., via APK Public Access Unix, Cleveland
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 05:53:51 GMT

>
>Linux has a Taylor UUCP port. The GNU emacs helpfiles which are part of Taylor
>UUCP are very good, just like the rest of the Taylor UUCP package. There is
>more information availlable than you (and I) know, but finding it is often the
>big problem.

Coherent 386 also has a Taylor UUCP port, although not part of the 
distribution (you can download or FTP it.)
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From: peter@global.hacktic.nl (Peter Busser)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: Re: Coherent?
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 92 12:15:38 GMT
Organization: Global Village 1

marc@r-node.gts.org (Marc Fournier - Sys Admin) writes:

>	That was my understanding also...a nice, clean, pre-compiled
>gcc...but what else does it come out with?  

Depends on which distribution and which version of that distribution you're
talking about.

The MCC Interrim release 0.96 which I use at this moment (with a 0.97 kernel)
came with:
  shoelace (to boot from harddisk)
  groff
  gcc 2.2.2
  g++
  glibc
  gdbm
  termcap+curses
  bison (but no flex)
  GNU shell utilities and text utilities (I guess).
  bash (Bourne again shell)
  elvis (VI clone)

Greetings,
Peter Busser
Newsgroups: alt.bbs,alt.bbs.ads,alt.bbs.unixbbs,alt.bbs.unixbbs.uniboard,comp.bbs.misc
From: pizzi@nervous.com (Riccardo Pizzi)
Subject: Re: Announcing UniBoard 1.10, a BBS package for Unix on 80x86 boxes
Reply-To: pizzi@nervous.com (Riccardo Pizzi) 
Organization: The Nervous XTC Public Access Unix System, Rimini, ITALY
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 01:54:20 GMT

In article <1992Sep28.213248.724@socrates.umd.edu> collins@socrates.umd.edu (Jim C) writes:

>Can you describe <exactly> how to get it using UUCP?
>Mail to you bounces, so I had to post, sorry :-(.

I got your mail and replied to it.
Anyway, for those who aren't aware of the uucp command:

1) configure the 'wariat' site in your ~uucp/Systems file
   for those who doesn't remember the phone numbers are:
   (216) 481 9445 HST/V32          login: nuucp no password
   (216) 481 9425 TurboPEP/V32     login: nuucp no password
2) exec /bin/sh
3) uucp wariat!/x/files/uniboard/UNIB110A.tar.Z /usr/spool/uucppublic
   uucp wariat!/x/files/uniboard/UNIB110B.tar.Z /usr/spool/uucppublic
   uucp wariat!/x/files/uniboard/UNIB110C.tar.Z /usr/spool/uucppublic

Ciao

Rick
-- 
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E-Mail -> pizzi@nervous.com        <*>      Bang-path -> uunet!nervous!pizzi
Nervous XTC, the home of the UniBoard package * Data: +39-541-27135 HST/PEP/V32
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: isc30006@nusunix1.nus.sg (HO KHEE YOKE)
Subject: Barren Realm Elite FTP Site..
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 09:20:04 GMT

I have just got hold of a copy of BRE Door Game.  And there has been a
few league going on in our area.   This game is simple to learn and yet
rather addictive.. :)

Would like to know if there is a FTP site for the latest version of this
program ?                                         

The version i am using now is 0.0852.          

Cheers...Exodus!
From: Eric.P.Fitzpatrick@mailbox.bison.mb.ca (Eric P Fitzpatrick)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Creosote explodes
Date: 5 Oct 92 09:13:47 GMT

Organization: University of Pennsylvania




He ate an after-dinner mint that was "only wafer thin."

				--------=====>Fitz<=====----------

 * Origin: The Electronic Mailbox (1:348/7.0)
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I've got an idea!!!
Date: 5 Oct 92 18:01:25 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00469-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu


In article <1992Oct2.153443.2898@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!ukma!netnews.louisville.edu!wkuvx1!goffgb
|> From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Subject: Re: I've got an idea!!!
|> Message-ID: <1992Oct2.153443.2898@wkuvx1.bitnet>
|> Date: 2 Oct 92 15:34:43 CDT
|> References: <92272.154135MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> <1992Oct1.131912.2864@wkuvx1.bitnet> <1992Oct2.062528.4047@tamsun.tamu.edu>
|> Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY
|> Lines: 50
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> > 
|> > Welcome. Are you a goer? *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
|> Am I a goer !!! Now What do you think? I did write to you first, after
|> all.
|> > 
|> > Well...neither does Ratboy...unless you count Rat-tart-boy...
|> Ratboy must then of course be physically short....
|> > 
|> > 
|> > I prefer a little spam every now and then...come along?
|> Sure; where are we going, and will we be alone when we get there
|> ?*wink wink* *nudge nudge*
|> >
|> > 
|> > Another lousy American! Ptha! Hold a tick...I'm one too...
|> Take that and run with it....
|> >
|> > 
|> > She *is* a goer! *grin*
|> Didn't think I'd disappoint you, did you?
|> > 
|> > Eh. That's not too bad...could have been Brigette...or Ms. SCUM
|> Could've been lots of things, but I'm not. Much.
|> >
|> > 
|> > Can I send cheese?
|> Only if you hand-deliver it, after slaving for days to make it
|> yourself. 
|> > Ratboy aka first lesson of a.f.m-p...you just gotta sign off with something
|> >   (sort of) witty...
|> > ...or silly...
|> > 
|> > ...or uncommital...
|> > 
|> > ...or spam...
|> > 
|> > ...or--
|> > 
|> >   {thud}
|> > 
|> > Well, Ratboy, educate me in the ways of wit  (HA HA HA HA)
|> All I can say is I'm not a wench.
|> 	And I'm not a lumberjack.
|> 	But I do ...
|> 	And I do...
|> 	oh my....
|> 	Do that again.......
|> > 
|> 
Of course shes a wench! She turned me into a newt. Burn'er.
she probly weighs more than a duck.
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: parrot sketch
Date: 4 Oct 92 15:08:09 GMT
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia

ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM wonders in a state of bewilderment:
>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>> >->>->>->> Pag aka this is an ex-parrot
>> >->>->>->Does it talk?
>> >->>->>->Andrew aka obviously not!
>> >->>->>Pag aka no but the slug does..
>> >->>->Lisa aka I'd like to buy a license for Eric, my pet slug.....
>> >->>Pag aka that'll be 74 pounds please. Otherwise we send round the slug 
>> >->>        detector van.
>> >->N-N-N-Not th-th-th-the SLUG DETECTOR VAN!  {jarring chord}
>> >->Ratboy aka has nothing to fear...unless they take varmints too... 
>> > Well we could send for the RATBOY detector van if you want
>> Would you please? It has been so long since I was detected...I almost
>> forgot what it's like. 
>> >Pag aka no where was that poi*** I had.
>> Ratboy aka it's up there in the cab***.
>Cabana?
>Caboon?
>Cabuta?
>Caboto?
Cabinet!  That's where I keep my point(ed) sticks.

>PKT fnork watchermean, mate?
Meetch aka Time for a crash course in censorship.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Naughty Language
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 23:30:34 GMT

In article <1992Sep28.111613.7821@ac.dal.ca>
aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser) writes:
 
>In article <3503@dozo.and.nl>
>jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>
>>
>>In article <CPM.92Sep25165928@kottan.digtec.dtro.e-technik.th-darmstadt.de> cpm@digtec.dtro.e-technik.th-darmstadt.de (Claus Meder) writes:
>>|
>>|Ist hier nicht der Deutschunterricht?
>>
>>In das Flipperwald gespurt?
>>
>>|And DON'T aka me!
>>
>>Of course, we *aka*, won't (censored) you, you silly *aka* little *aka*
>>old lady! We are *aka* far too civi *aka* lized to do such rev *aka* olting
>>things. *aka* *aka* *aka*! <thud> Aaa
>>                                     a
>>
>>                                      a
>>
>>
>>                                      a
>>
>>
>>
>>                                      a
>>
>>
>>                                      r
>>
>>
>>                                      g
>>
>>
>>                                      h
>>                                      !
>>
>>                                     \,/
>>                                      |
>>                                     /O\
>>Jos aka Once, I used to be a small *SPLAT*!
>Chris aka And now you're all grown up into a very large "*SPLAT*?"
>
>In article <1992Sep28.080634.29097@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>> jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen) blasphemes:
>>
>>>Semprini.
>> Meetch aka Ooooooooohhhh!  Erm.. GRUNTIES!
>Andrew aka Wankel rotary engine!
Chris aka Vibraphone!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Where is Ratboy?
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 02:45:55 GMT


What has happened to Ratboy? Is he dead? Has he been kicked out of Texas?
Ratboy, if you're out there, drop me a line.

Cheers
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Monash University                                : "I think thinking is 
Clayton, Victoria   				 :  so important"
 Australia                                       : 	-Baldrick
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     May the source be with you			 :     
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	All views expressed are my own except those which conflict with
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: new topic
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 00:24:26 GMT

In article <1992Oct5.225837.5567@news.ysu.edu>
af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
 
>
>
>In a previous article, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) says:
>
>>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
>
>
>geez, how can you eat..um......er...CHOOSE...just one?
>
>>
>>Vote for your top 3 fav's and I will tabulate
>>the winner in one week......
>>
>
>geez, how can you choose just three.....hmmmm, should I pick Jester, or
>Ratboy, or Meetch, or the other lisa, or Tia.......*Lisa being boggled*
>
>
>>Just something to still the boredom....
>>
>>Jester aka vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>NO NO NO...vote for Lisa...she has campaign EXPERIENCE...and she gives
>political favors *wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean?*
>
>
>>--
>>I am the chill that runs down your spine.
>>I am the surprise in your cereal box.
>>I am the hair on the lens of your projector.
>>I am the metal key on the sardine can of justice.
>>
You're a loony, that's what YOU are!
>Lisa aka EVERYONE'S favorite
>--
>"Ten, ten, ten, ten for everything, everything, everything, everything."
>                        kiss off by the violent femmes
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now these massages
Date: 5 Oct 92 13:49:21 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

(ratboy) writes:
}>}>}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
}>}>}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
}>}>}Right! I'm calling my lawyer! 
}>}>whats his name??? and does he like men?
}>}Of course not! He likes goats.
}>shaved or unshaved????? with or without horns
}He likes unshaved real raw dead goat...gotta escape prosecution...

so i noticed.....but i will rat to inspector clitoris.

}>}>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
}>}>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
}>}>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
}>}>}>this means war....
}>}>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
}>}>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
}>}>waterbaloons..
}>}Does that include my bazooka too? It looks like a waterbaloon from a distance
}>well..i guess...but don't point that thing at me.
}Hey! It has a mind of its own...

yes..its aimed at my mind..now quit it!!!!!

}>}>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
}>}>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
}>}>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
}>}>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
}>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
}>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
}>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
}>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
}Ratboy aka do I have to?
Jester squig...err.....no?
-- 
I am the chill that runs down your spine.
I am the surprise in your cereal box.
I am the hair on the lens of your projector.
I am the metal key on the sardine can of justice.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: St. Jester's Day
Keywords: worship me...not!!!!
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 00:01:56 GMT

>}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
>}>}>}>Silly person.  There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless you
>}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
>}>}>}I object!  Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>}>}>on the street......
>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>}Oh? I thought you already *had* a bad name...

You think "Ratboy" is a *good* name...all is get is cheese, mate!

>well bring that little fact into account....
>look....i have had it iwht you..time to 
>call in the heavy artillery.......MOM!!!!

DAD! GRANMA! JESTER!

>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  I'll post the plans if there is intrest!
>}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>}Jamus allies Nothing! My posts ar alwus prefect!!
>Editor Jester squig and where did you learn to spell????
Ratboy aka Squig? I had a pet squig once...the bastard bit me so I hit him
   with me bad leg...
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I have arrived!
Date: 30 Sep 92 20:22:54 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

KA@Round_Table.Camalot.Uk (King Arthur) writes:

>	It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
>King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!
>	I have arrived, my fellow comrades. I shall vaquish our foes, 
>drive the French Scurmies from our land, and bring glory to our kingdom!
><briiiingg>
><click>
>Hello?
>Sig File?
>Let me check...
>	Is there a Mr. Sig File here?
>	I have a call for a Mr. Sig File!
>	Is he here????

Oh, what a silly bunt!