HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.)
Subject: Re: rON bashing
Date: Tue, 05 Jan 93 07:33:24 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <456uwB1w165w@iowegia.uucp> mine@iowegia.uucp (shelley kitsis) writes:
>I regret writing the post now...Blowfish and yourself seem to have 
>such closed minds, it almost seems to come across as _you_ are the 
>_only_ one who is _right_ and everyone else is beneath you! 

This is sad, Shelley. You attack Mel because she agrees with some things
I say? Yesterday you were praising her for coming to you defense against,
and I quote, a "Pig!".

>I don't even feel sorry for either of you....you come across to me 
>that the world _owes_ you something, if not _everything_! People
>as miserable as the 2 of you sound, (my interpretation), deserve
>each other!

Then how in hell can you argue against my 'intolerant' attitude if you
are just as bad? How? You call me a "Pig!" in a public forum, then go on
to attack somebody who was supporting you, and then say that >we< sound
miserable. I'm sorry, Shelley, I'm just not buying it, and I don't believe
that a lot of other people are, either.

>...that's all I can 
>do is go around _bitching_ all the time! That to me, I took as a 
>personal attack! (I don't think I'm alone on this subject....I 
>read all the posts, and quite a few individuals agreed that he had 
>_no_ rational reason for making such an accusation!)

You called me a "Pig!" in front of 60,000 people! I sure as hell then
have the right to get my hackles up! And you are right- in my second
round of posts yesterday, I did attack you personally. I implied, however,
that you are an 'arrogant, whining pinhead' (or thereabouts). Yes, I do
think that all you do is go around bitching. Have you presented >any<
evidence, ideas, suppositions or relevant comments on what I said? Have
you defended your point of view at all? Now your going to claim 'Well, how
can I present rational ideas to one who is obviously so irrational', right?
So don't present them to me- present them to the net as a whole! You were
willing to call me a "Pig!" in front of all these people, are you willing to
have your ideas scrutinized by them as well? If you believe your ideas are
sound, then you should have no fear at all about presenting them, as I have.
Right now, all that you are presenting of yourself is not a pretty picture.
r.
From: tranm@flop.ENGR.ORST.EDU (TRAN MINHVUONG NGOC)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Do you have a good pickup line?
Date: 10 Jan 93 01:15:43 GMT
Organization: College of Engineering, Oregon State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: flop.engr.orst.edu

Try these:  "I can't help but noticing that you were undressing me 
             with your eyes!"

	     "Did you know that my butt is tighter than your butt?"

	     "Damn, my butt is so tight--it hurts!"

	     "Did you know that my butt is so tight, if it gets
	     any tighter it will become a black hole and could
	     suck you and everything inside?"

	     Warning , these pickup lines have not been tested!
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From: rohwerwd@netcom.com (W. David Rohwer)
Subject: Colorado/Silicon Valley  (Was: Re: Timeless beauty)
Organization: The Tickle Palace - Moonyvale, CA
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 03:00:39 GMT

In article <1993Jan9.072536.12571@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:
>
>Trygve   (Denver is a tough place to measure beauty, though--it seems to
>          be a lot harder to launch ships out here.)
>

     I spent a week in Colorado from Dec 21 to Dec 27 with my family in
the mountains in a town, about 8,000 feet high, called Grand Lake and in a
suburb of Denver, Aurora.

     My major observation is that the people in Colorado are a lot friendlier
and helpful than the people here in Silicon Valley.  Some examples should
suffice.  On a walk, in Grand Lake, some people in cars waved to me
and I waved back.  When I snowmobiled, I overturned a couple of times.
After the first time some strangers helped me get my snowmobile turned
upright and asked whether I was all right.  Later on, at the foot of a
of a steep hill, I noticed that a stranger and my step-brother got stuck.
I had a choice with helping them or going up a different path.  I chose
to help them get their snowmobiles unstuck.

     My secondary observation is that the snow-covered mountains are
very, very beautiful.

     P.S.  Are there any places in the Sierra Nevada that rent
           snowmobiles?

-- 
    Reggie elected into Hall of Fame!    +---------------------------------+
  +-----------------------------------+ /  Snowmobiling: Catch the fever! /
 /   // Mr. Tickle Monster   // Amiga ++---------------------------------+
|  \X/   W. David Rohwer   \X/  3000  /  Internet: rohwerwd@netcom.COM  /
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From: ewright@convex.com (Edward V. Wright)
Subject: Re: Any Available Jewish Men Out There??
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 19:03:02 GMT
Organization: Engineering, CONVEX Computer Corp., Richardson, Tx., USA
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user at CONVEX Computer
              Corp. The opinions expressed are those of the user and
              not necessarily those of CONVEX.

In <1993Jan06.061209.28200@watson.ibm.com> margoli@watson.ibm.com (Larry Margolis) writes:

>>I can't buy that, either.  Professional scientific laboratories
>>have hundreds of people in the building at any one time, and they
>>seem to cope.

>"In the building" is different than "in the room".

So, what's so difficult about building walls? 


>>Since fitness injuries far outnumber lab accidents, I don't see why
>>a science club should pay more for liability insurance than a health
>>club.

>An accident in a health club is not going to demolish a city block...

How many amateur scientists have accidentally demolished city blocks
in the last 25 years?

Xref: sparky soc.singles:35774 alt.sex:41333
From: holland@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Rich Holland)
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.sex
Subject: Re: The Classiest Pickup Lines
Date: 8 Jan 1993 08:47:43 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu

cowboy@sunws7.sys.cs.psu.edu (Richard M Kessler) writes:

>Try the helmet cam, no annoying mic in you face all the time.

Or the "Breast-Cam" -- didn't anyone else see this one?  It aired August 1st
on Arsenio (or thereabouts).  He had this well endowed blonde dress up in
a tight dress with a low (VERY) neckline to flaunt her cleavage.  She had
a little flower over one collarbone, which had a hidden camera in it, and
she'd walk up to strangers and say something like, "Can you tell me what time
it is?  I'm supposed to meet someone here at 2:00..." and they'd tell her the
time, all the while staring right into the camera.  It even worked on a
PRIEST!  :-)

-- 
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From: jjd1@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (james.j.dutton)
Subject: Re: Any Available Jewish Men Out There??
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 23:47:27 GMT

In article <ewright.726788359@convex.convex.com> ewright@convex.com (Edward V. Wright) writes:
>
>Oh?  First you run off at the mouth about having completed
>every required medical course except gross anatomy, then you
>say you never had any hope of getting an MD.  Stranger and
>stranger.
>Of course, now that I think about it, you never said what
>kind of grade you completed those courses with.  But if
>they weren't good enough to earn you an MD, perhaps you
>should stop trying to pass yourself off as an expert.
>It's still clear, Charlie, to everyone but you.  If you
>don't know how to use your newsreader and can't find someone 
>to explain how to go back to a previous article, that's not
>my problem.  Every word of your precious purple prose is still
>there, for anyone interested (and competent enough to use the
>software) to see.
>Trygve's original article is still there, also.  Again, 
>anyone who knows how to use the software can go back and
>see that he wrote "energy and dedication," not "waking hours."
>If they think it's worth the effort, just to catch you in
>yet another lie.
>Pity they didn't teach remedial reading comprehension in 
>that medical school.
>Charlie, you wouldn't know an appropriate amount of exercise
>if it sat up and bit you on the keester.  Anyone who seriously
>believes that the average American gets no more exercise than
>a 20-foot walk from the television to the refrigerator is out
>of touch with reality.
>To show what a fanatic you are, Charlie.  The National Fitness
>Czar, Aw-nolde Schwartzenneger appears regularly on national
>TV, to tell everyone who doesn't excercise like mad that
>they're going to hell.  Other celebrities do the same thing,
>without the benefit of official government positions.  You
>can hardly open a magazine, or turn on a radio or television
>without seeing or hearing an advertisement telling you to "get
>off your butt and work out."  State, local, and federal governments
>spend millions of dollars forcing small children to work out under
>the supervision of ex-Marine drill instructors "physical education" 
>programs (not to mention competitive, after-school sports, in which
>children are killed or maimed every year).  Millions more are spent 
>on elaborate public stadiums for multimillionaire athletes.  You never 
>question the time and money spent on this. 
>But let one person question the need for the most extreme forms
>of exercise, and Charlie Martin, DUMC fitness expert, will go 
>ballistic.

 
Thank you Meloney and Dawn.
 
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From: padecoo@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Pete "Dragon" Decoo)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Pickup Lines
Date: 12 Jan 1993 01:59:43 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada


     I saw someone post a list of pickup lines a while back.  I'm hopeing it
was here.  If you were the poster, could you re-post please.  Or even if you
have a copy.....

							Thanks....


--
* Pete "The Dragon" Decoo     : "Eat Right. Get Lots Of Sleep. Drink *
* Mechanical Engineering      :  Plenty Of Fluids. Go Like HELL!"    * 
*   Lakehead University       :                                      *
* padecoo@flash.lakeheadu.ca  :   ....And Remember Kids, ERTW!       *
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From: eleanor@cbnews.cb.att.com (Piglet)
Subject: Re: rON bashing
Organization: who, me?
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 22:54:13 GMT

In article <1993Jan11.062604.4823@wam.umd.edu> tedwards@wam.umd.edu (technopagan priest) writes:
>Hey, maybe religion is archaic and silly...then again, so is sex, 
>and it is especially silly with whipped cream (sugar free, of
>course), but that doesn't mean it's neccessarily bad.

Sugar-free whipped cream?  Now that _is_ silly!


Piglet, thoroughly chuffed at the thought of Piglets-in-a-blanket,
        with extra whipped cream (_not_ sugar-free)
From: weaver@jetsun.weitek.COM (Michael Gordon Weaver)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: The Classiest Pickup Lines
Date: 12 Jan 93 19:25:46 GMT
Organization: WEITEK Corporation, Sunnyvale CA

>In article <27793@sybase.sybase.com> mysti@sierra.sybase.com (Mysti Rubert) writes:
>Am I the only one who thinks that speaking to a stranger for the
>sole purpose of engaging in sex is *inherently* unclassy?
>
I have to agree with you. A classy pickup would be like wearing a tux
while digging for clams.


PS to Mysti:
I have enjoyed your postings. I tried to send email saying so, but it
bounced. Send me email some time.
From: dlady@duncan.cs.utk.edu (Don Lady)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Upper Midwest
Date: 8 Jan 1993 02:51:02 GMT
Organization: University of Tennessee, Knoxville - Department of Computer Science
Distribution: world
Reply-To: dlady@duncan.cs.utk.edu (Don Lady)
NNTP-Posting-Host: duncan.cs.utk.edu

In article <C0H9vA.G0o@unix.portal.com>, mzank@shell.portal.com (matthew c zank) writes:
|> Does anyone know why the upper midwest is so awful for meeting
|> anyone? like i mean there is just no one here.
|> --
|> Matthew Zank * Eau Claire, Wisconsin
|> ------------------------------------
|> mzank@shell.portal.com
|> MZANK@MCIMAIL.COM 

-- 
Maybe you figured it out...there's no one there!!!!!


Don
From: martinc@grover.cs.unc.edu (Charles R. Martin)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Meeting women in clubs
Date: 7 Jan 93 02:11:48 GMT
	<MARTINC.93Jan6112101@grover.cs.unc.edu>
	<1993Jan6.223650.19267@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
Organization: UNC Department of Computer Science
NNTP-Posting-Host: grover.cs.unc.edu
In-reply-to: tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu's message of Wed, 6 Jan 93 22:36:50 GMT

In article <1993Jan6.223650.19267@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:

   In article <MARTINC.93Jan6112101@grover.cs.unc.edu> martinc@grover.cs.unc.edu (Charles R. Martin) writes:
   >In article <1993Jan6.064828.3221@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:
   >
   >
   >   Trygve   (Next, we'll discuss proper bench-press spotting technique;
   >	     after that, we've got some films of improper technique....)
   >
   >Tryg, having her spotting you from *that* position is *certain* to
   >interfere with proper breathing.

   Well, it's not without its drawbacks, but that's why I go swimming at 
   least occasionally to practice doing laps on one breath.  

   Trygve   (Of course it depends on whether I'm doing long, slow laps or
	     using short, quick strokes.)

Nothing I could possible say would be more of a double entendre that
you've embedded in that last couple of lines.
--
		Charles R. Martin/(Charlie)/martinc@cs.unc.edu
     Dept. of Computer Science/CB #3175 UNC-CH/Chapel Hill, NC 27599-3175
	    3611 University Dr #13M/Durham, NC 27707/(919) 419 1754
     "Oh God, please help me be civil in tongue, pure in thought, and able
      to resist the temptation to laugh uncontrollably.  Amen." -- Rob T
From: mysti@sierra.sybase.com (Mysti Rubert)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: The Classiest Pickup Lines
Date: 9 Jan 93 01:53:56 GMT

Am I the only one who thinks that speaking to a stranger for the
sole purpose of engaging in sex is *inherently* unclassy?
-- 
========================
Mysti Rubert, Oaktown, California

"It's not the men in my life, but the life in my men."  Mae West
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: dfuller@portal.hq.videocart.com (Dave Fuller)
Subject: Re: update on the mother wanting to kill me
Organization: VideOcart Inc.
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 20:30:39 GMT

jjd1@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (james.j.dutton) writes:
:
: [ a guy named bob tells james he doesn't understand the problem at hand ]
:
: Oh sorry. I guess I didn't understand the problem. Can you explain it in a 
: little more detail. How you feel? How she feels? How her mother feels?
: How her preacher feels? I would assume her mother is seeking guidance.
:  
: I would say that it sounds like you and the young lady do sound very much
: in love not to mention I'll bet your a beautiful couple. I think you'll
: make a lovely extended family some day. In your old age I'm sure you'll
: look back on this little episode and laugh, chuckle and titter with the
: lil ones. Good luck keep us posted and I'm so happy for you.
:  
:                        Have a sensitive day.
:                        Your pal,
:                        Germain Jackson.

James,

   Greg was the original poster of the problem, not bob. Your reply looks
like you thought this was the guy. This guy is just doesnt like the way
you talk about angela's mother. If you knew, i apologize.

  Heathen at large

Dave fuller
dfuller@portal.hq.videocart.com
From: martinc@grover.cs.unc.edu (Charles R. Martin)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Newspaper "personals"
Date: 7 Jan 93 12:59:59
Organization: UNC Department of Computer Science
	<1993Jan5.194840.8107@mdd.comm.mot.com> <1ieen6INNg0i@mirror.digex.com>
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In-reply-to: mzank@shell.portal.com's message of Thu, 7 Jan 1993 07:02:37 GMT

In article <C0H28E.4rr@unix.portal.com> mzank@shell.portal.com (matthew c zank) writes:

   What we need is a good war to bring down the high men to women
   numbers, I think we are over due for a war, that is way there
   is more men then women, and why women are so picky.

May we assume you expect to be 4F?
--
		Charles R. Martin/(Charlie)/martinc@cs.unc.edu
     Dept. of Computer Science/CB #3175 UNC-CH/Chapel Hill, NC 27599-3175
	    3611 University Dr #13M/Durham, NC 27707/(919) 419 1754
     "Oh God, please help me be civil in tongue, pure in thought, and able
      to resist the temptation to laugh uncontrollably.  Amen." -- Rob T
Xref: sparky soc.singles:36119 alt.romance:15951
From: dshire@ucrengr.ucr.edu (Dag Burnit)
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.romance
Subject: Re: What's the silliest thing hormones made you do?
Date: 11 Jan 93 22:54:50 GMT
Followup-To: soc.singles
Organization: Waiting List, Brain Transplant Recipient

>thurlow@convex.com (Robert Thurlow) writes:
>
>] My second original thread topic is about the little incidents we tend
>] to get caught in because of a slightly-less-than-perfectly-applied
>] top coat of civilizing veneer.  What the most noteworthy thing you've
>] done because you were attracted to some MOTAS or other?  I'm not after
>] stories about wasting ten years in a marriage because someone had a
>] cute butt, but more the kind of thing that you wished you hadn't done
>] in public.
>

does dying your hair purple and getting an earring count?

actually, it was done out of pure insanity... but with the same person.
go figure.




-- 
d a v i d s h i r e d a v i d s h i r e d a v i d s h i r e d a v i d s
a Another fine posting by me!		a "body of a feeb, mind of an h
v dshire@cs.ucr.edu      		v infant so don't you call me i 
i And there was much rejoicing...	i an idiot"                   r
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From: zagar@chester.cms.udel.edu (Randy [Java Man] Zagar)
Subject: Re: Meeting wo/men in clubs
Reply-To: zagar@chester.cms.udel.edu
Organization: Marine Studies, University of Delaware
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 21:50:25 GMT

In article 22212@cbfsb.cb.att.com, jjd1@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (james.j.dutton) writes:
>In article <1993Jan5.175137.2462@cbnewsd.cb.att.com> nance@cbnewsd.cb.att.com (nancy.l.colucci) writes:
>>
>>Again.  You have to look for the right people in the right places.  It's
>>not wise to find the hottest babe in the place and zero in.  Look for people
>>who are looking back.
>
>Thank you Nance, maybe now I can get some peace and quite.

You know...  at first glance this seems to be a rather harmless posting from jjd.
But upon further consideration, I think there's a pretty big ego hiding in there
somewhere...  *grin*

Good work, James.


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| Randy Zagar                                 Thinking: that waste of time   |
| Internet: zagar@Chester.CMS.UDel.Edu        between seeing something and   |
| Bell-net: 302/831-1139                      knowing what to do about it.   |
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Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: How Strong Should a Man be?
Date: 6 Jan 1993 22:13:43 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

Strong enough in body to lift his own weight, strong enough in personality to
be indominatible, strong enough in intelligence to have an deeply intuitive
grasp of Einstein's physics, Goedel's logic, and mastery of several human
languages, strong enough in capitalist spirit to be self employed, and
strong enough in his capacity to love to be able to simultaneously fulfill
more than one lover's needs (which is pretty damn strong).
From: stef@Apple.COM (Stef Jones)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: How strong...
Date: 5 Jan 93 14:37:11 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc., Cupertino, CA

phantasm@iastate.edu writes:

>Temptress...
>`You oughtn't to yield to temptation.'
>`Well, somebody must, or the thing becomes absurd.'

Anyone who uses "temptress" gets an automatic 8.5.
Well, almost anyone.

--
Stef					"One of us has to be a pragmatist."
stef@apple.com				"Nonsense!"
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: nance@cbnewsd.cb.att.com (nancy.l.colucci)
Subject: Re: Meeting women in clubs
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 14:48:28 GMT

In article <thurlow.726383185@convex.convex.com> thurlow@convex.com (Robert Thurlow) writes:
>In <1993Jan5.175137.2462@cbnewsd.cb.att.com> nance@cbnewsd.cb.att.com (nancy.l.colucci) writes:
>
>>Or consider this.  Is there a possibility that maybe she's not out tonight
>>to "meet someone", but is out with some friends maybe celebrating a
>>birthday or promotion or reunion with some college friends and is having
>>the time of her life?  Why bother her?
>Sorry, but if I let myself judge whether or not she wants to be bothered,
>I'll never make an effort at all.  It's her job to decide whether she
>is open to meeting me.  I will be polite when I approach, and I will go
>away nicely when asked, though.

Different people treat the bar scene in different ways.  Some people see them
as places to go to get together with friends, and others see them as places
to hang out looking for that special someone (Ms. Right, Mr. Right Now, etc.).
I think logic tells us that you're most likely to meet people who are open
to meeting you.  Why waste time on anyone else?

If you go into a bar hoping to meet someone, I'll bet there is SOMEONE there
who wants to meet you, and that person is fairly easy to find.  Just look
around for the one who makes eye contact and smiles.

What?  You mean those aren't the ones you're attracted to??  Ah, then
hereinforth might lie the problem.  Anyone who feels that way might do well
to leave their high horse in the stable.
-- 
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Nance Colucci                                      att!ihlpl!colucci
"It'll be better than before.  Yesterday's gone.  Yesterday's gone!"
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Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.romance
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: Where did I meet my SO? 
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 00:59:19 GMT

bss2p@kelvin.seas.Virginia.EDU (Brent S. Stone) writes:
] 
] Theorizing where to meet
] people is one thing, what works is another.  
] So how about some info for the group?

Ok, So Thrumbling the Ball Forward.

Well she sent me email, wanting to meet me,
becuase of my Basically Shy Quiet Naive Innocent Waifly Way
that I posted to the net.


Little did I know that all she Really Wanted to do 
was Take Advantage of my Innocence and Youth.


ciao
drieux


-- 
MajorModernDayProblems: "Olivia Newton-John is the grand-daughter 
of Nobel Prize-winning physicist Sir Edmund Newton-John." --Frank

Clear Proof Of Genetic Superiority, eh No????
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