HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley)
Subject: Re: Two bacon
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 14:34:47 GMT

curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>henken@ocf.berkeley.edu (Matthew J. Henken) writes:
>>Two *bacon*??? 
>Hey, man, aintcha ever played touch football?
>One bacon, two bacon, three bacon, rush?

I guess my friends and I are slower than you.  We used 'alligator'.
Or sometimes 'Mississippi'.  If we only had two players on a team,
we'd use a five alligator rush to help out the offense.

Alternatively, you could count 'one alligator BLITZ!' and deck the
quarterback, but only once per four downs.

!peeve: memories of all the yard football I played when I was younger.

peeve: Uptight families who tell you to get off their grass so you don't
tear it up.  Isn't that what yards are for?

In this case, we'd end up playing in the street.

peeve: Cars in the street. "CAR!"
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Space Age Outerwear and a challenge
Date: 11 Nov 1992 07:34:48 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <BxJILA.DEq@news.iastate.edu> z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson -- Agro-Barbarian) writes:
>
>	I can't tell whether the best parts of Mike's genetic material were
>stopped by a sheet, or if this is a typo.  Nevertheless, I hereby volunteer
>myself and Don Baldwin as the impartial judges.

Damn.

And I was thinking about just slicing up a copy of the infamous
jz+banta.gif.

Oh, well.  Now I'll have to get ahold of one of those Rabbi
Mojevich shots got took at Morrisa's bash.  This could take a
while and probably will never get done, so why don't we have
Mikey post his image first and we'll have a good laugh?

c
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: smith@ug.cs.dal.ca (Sean Smith)
Subject: Re: Halfwits.
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 21:53:21 GMT

In article <1ds9keINNd8o@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>In article <BxKrGJ.3zv@cs.dal.ca> smith@ug.cs.dal.ca (Sean Smith) writes:
>>
>>	Y'know what, Curtis?  I'll just keep posting in order to annoy you.
>>Everyone's got to have a purpose in life.  I guess that I found mine.
>
>Gee.
>
>I'm flattered.

	Ah ah - watch those 1-line comebacks.

	This isn't a chat newsgroup, as you told me earlier.

	Sean

-- 
Sean Smith - Dalhousie University  "I'm not paid to think - that's management." 
Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada                    Don Cherry for Prime Minister in
01SSMITH@AC.DAL.CA or smith@ug.cs.dal.ca	'93 in Canada!
Disclaimer:  These ideas are mine...ALL MINE!!  'Cause noone else'd want 'em.
From: 01sybok@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Space Age Outerwear and a challenge
Date: 12 Nov 92 12:58:13 -0400
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <1dqd2oINN31b@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
> In article <BxJILA.DEq@news.iastate.edu> z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson -- Agro-Barbarian) writes:
>>
> Oh, well.  Now I'll have to get ahold of one of those Rabbi
> Mojevich shots got took at Morrisa's bash.  This could take a
> while and probably will never get done, 

Hmm... I guess you do not accept, then. Too bad. I was all phyched...

so why don't we have
> Mikey post his image first and we'll have a good laugh?


No way. If anyone wants my picture, they are more than welcome to it, subject
to my own terms (which are pretty lenient. I just don't want it all over the 
net).

Come come now, Curtis. Do you accept or don't you? 

The net awaits your reply.

Mike
From: geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Mikey's Jacket
Date: 9 Nov 92 16:36:29 GMT
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Menlo Park, Ca.
NNTP-Posting-Host: purplehaze.corp.sun.com



In article <1dkbrjINNkq4@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu 
(Curtis Yarvin) writes:

>There are two types of upper-body garments suited for extremely
>cold weather:

>(1) The "jacket."  This is made of garish nylon filled with
>polyester or duck feathers.  It is worn exclusively by
>two social classes: (a) children, and (b) snothead yuppies
>who take ski vacations at Vail.

>(2) The overcoat.  This is made of wool.  It is worn by decent
>folk.


As you're about to discover, we don't have overcoats in Cal-E-fornia.
Even though, contrary to popular belief back east (i.e., anywhere across
the Sierras), it *does* get cold here.  I was once trapped in a snowstorm
on the Tehachapi Pass, in the heart of Right Stuff high desert country.
An overcoat is the mark of an Easterner.  

!Peeve:  the North Face ski parkas, complete with Sun logo, that were
issued to all workers in a certain underheated company building a couple 
of winters ago.  Best damn jacket I've ever owned.  Wore it this morning,
in fact, for the first time this season.  They even gave us our choice of
colors.  When this fine garment is paired with my East German Army fur
cap and my Coast Guard gloves, I am impervious to cold.

My father, who was steeped in certain Eastern values during his childhood,
takes issue with the fact that I often wear T-shirts even in winter.  I
don't understand this, since the Big Picture is obvious: buildings are
heated, so it doesn't matter what I wear indoors.  I could be stark nekkid 
and I'd still be comfortable.  And when I go outside during cold weather, 
I put on a jacket.  End of problem.


Geoff


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From: parr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Charles Parr)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: More wisdom from Steve Franklin
Date: 11 Nov 92 15:05:43 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

In article <BxJDL9.9vI@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>   hah - home brew huh? I've failed miserably with taht once or twice. Gimme
>moosehead any day.

Homebrewing is remarkably easy. Easy enough for a child. Easy
enough for an idiot. Not, apparantly, easy enough for Steve.

But then, if you are willing to drink moosehead, you need not
bother. You *could* save some money by drinking it *after* it
passes through your buddies down at the frat.

Steve, you are a blustering fool, a braggart without the
wherewithall to back it up, and a boor without the class
to realise this and *shut up*.

Your peeves have been pathetic. Your flames are the merest
prattlings of a child, removed from "amso arenot amso arenot"
only by the presence of crude punctuation and the occasional
polysyllable.

There are two ways to be accepted as a useful member of
this newsgroup. The first one is to peeve poorly, but to then
excel in the ensuing flamewar. We like competent flamers here.
Banta is one of the best, and we don't *mind* that he rarely
peeves. His mastery of flamage is impressive, and his skill
with vitriol verges on art.

Your skill at vitriol, Steve, verges on ludicrous. You are
Larry Moe and Curly all rolled up into one prat-falling
package.

The other way to make a contribution here is to peeve
well. I am not sure I've even seen you peeve, unless
you actually wrote that "Big Butts" peeve. It had all
the hallmarks of your style.


Steve, we come here to peeve, not to *be* peeved.
You are peeving us, here, in the place we expect
to relax and refresh ourselves from our highly
peevful lives...Do you wonder that we wish you
dead and buried?

Regards, but slight ones indeed, Charles
-- 
Within the span of the last few weeks I have heard elements of
separate threads which, in that they have been conjoined in time,
struck together to form a new chord within my hollow and echoing
gourd. --Unknown net.person
From: antipope@rachel.ibmpcug.co.uk (charless@scol.sco.com)
Subject: Re: Driving with Parking Lights!
Organization: The Vatican at Avignon
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 08:20:06 GMT

phil@rahul.net (Phil Gustafson) writes:
> In article <1992Oct27.092513.14191@sco.COM> charless@sco.COM (Charlie Stross) writes:
> >Me, I too drive with my
> >parking lights on during the day (and headlights at night!), as
> >a matter of deliberate policy;
> 
> From the California Vehicle Code:
> 
>    24800.  No vehicle shall be driven at any time with the parking lamps
>    lighted except when the lamps are being used as turn signal lamps or when
>    the headlamps are also lighted.
> 
> ObPeeve:  Habitual criminals with net access.
> 
> ObPeeve2:  Some clown is going to assume I'm in favor of this law and ask
> me to defend it.

Worse: Some clown is going to point out to you that I'm from England,
where silly laws like that are not in force. On the other hand, we have
separate parking lamps and turn indicators -- by law -- and by
law they're different colors so you can tell them apart.

Now about the implication that I'm a habitual criminal. Would you
care to withdraw it, or are you willing to provide me with
the satisfaction of a duel? It's your choice of weapon; I would
suggest used BMW's at half a mile ...

-- 
Antipope -- HE gives you Bull, I give you the Straight ... er ....

Newsgroups: alt.peeves,alt.flame,alt.evil,alt.sex,alt.fan.warlord
From: cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com (A. Jing Hippy)
Subject: Re: Moose stuff (was Presidential weather)
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 92 23:25:11 GMT
Organization: A Suffusion of Yellow

pky@fmg.bt.co.uk (Pete Young) writes: 
| A. Jing Hippy (cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com) wrote:
| 
| : *I* have moose slippers!  
| Isn't it a little difficult to walk about in these? I mean, don't the
| antlers get in the way?

Nah, ya just gotta know how to orient your legs.

+--------------------------------------------------+
|Dave Cochran, Data General Corporation, RTP, NC   |
|cochran@dg-rtp.dg.com                             |
+--------------------------------------------------+
|I daydreamed that I was falling and just before I |
|hit the ground, I fell asleep.                    |
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Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: parr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Charles Parr)
Subject: Re: CompuSnobs (was: Hair)
Date: Thu, 05 Nov 92 16:54:04 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

In article <1992Nov4.172713.9132@nsscmail.att.com> cel@nsscmail.att.com (clayton EDward LEIHY iii) writes:
>Just a few minutes ago, I took out my old K&E slipstick, and
>performed the following computation:

>       TWO    > PLUS <    TWO

>I got a result of FOUR (am I close??)

>On the linear scale, I placed the pointer/slider/crosshair directly
>over the Whole Unit "2".  Then, while audibly counting so as not to
>lose track, I moved said pointer an additional TWO Whole Units.
>
>The readout at that point appeared to be FOUR.
>
>DO I WIN ANYTHING??

YES!!! YOU WIN TWO FABULOUS PRIZES!!!! THE FIRST PRIZE IS ONE
FREE SHIFT KEY!!!!! NOW YOU TOO CAN TYPE IN LOWER CASE!!!!

Sorry.

And for getting the correct answer, without actually doing
anything intelligent, you also win the Amazing Home Lobotomy
Kit from PeevCo...This do it yourself kit, consisting of a 
handmirror, brace and bit, and a balloon whisk will allow
you to solve all of those annoying personality problems
which you just displayed in your posting. In fact it will
allow you to solve your entire personality.

Now go play in the catbox, we have things to talk about here.

Regards, Charles
-- 
Within the span of the last few weeks I have heard elements of
separate threads which, in that they have been conjoined in time,
struck together to form a new chord within my hollow and echoing
gourd. --Unknown net.person
From: egev05@castle.ed.ac.uk (B A Page)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Australian peeves
Date: 5 Nov 92 15:18:04 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <1db20vINN54s@ariel.ucs.unimelb.EDU.AU> rab@ariel.ucs.unimelb.EDU.AU (Richard Alan Brown)
writes:
[Peeve about gullible, ignorant Merkins]

A friend of mine was once party to a magnificent airhead-baiting session
in good ol' Utah, credulity capital of the US

In one small session she managed to convince the maggot-brain concerned
that;

a.  Yes, the UK does have television - we have had one black-and-white
channel available for several months now

b.  No, Scotland does not have Central Heating.  What's Central Heating?

c.  Yes, Scotland is in London

d.  Australia suffers from a surfeit of bush fires because Koala bears
explode if they get too hot.

e.  Yes of course she met good ol' Bud on his trip round Yurrup;
everyone knows everyone in Yurrup

etc etc (Marianne may remember more details)

I don't know what depresses me more:

a.  That such a large percentage of the Merkin population has to share
such a pathetic brain-cell

or b.  Despite the above, the US has had a change in government over the
past year and we haven't.  What does this say about the intelligence of
the masses here in old Blighty?

Bring me my portable gibbet now...

Babs
From: geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: I've always been a .... (BDI)
Date: 4 Nov 92 21:10:39 GMT
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Menlo Park, Ca.
NNTP-Posting-Host: purplehaze.corp.sun.com



In article <27731@castle.ed.ac.uk> fofp@castle.ed.ac.uk (M Holmes) writes:

>Well, according to my Times Guide To The American Election, there are
>some folks who in the US yesterday faced an array of about 80 switches
>and levers [...]

You know, I keep hearing about these machines, and I see the phrase "pull
the lever" used quite often in connection with voting (but not nearly often
enough in the context of capital punishment, alas), but I have yet to
encounter a voting machine that actually *has* a lever, much less a shitload
of them.

All the voting machines I'ves used have been simple blue plastic affairs 
with a short stylus attached to a chain.  After inserting the ballot at the
top, so that a pair of red buttons stick through the holes at the top,
turning the metal pages with the candidates' names and summaries of the 
propositions printed on them exposes successive columns of perforated 
rectangular holes on the ballot, and you just punch the appropriate ones.

Ahhh, the feeling of Democracy In Action! 


Peeve:  I don't know what "FoFP" stands for.

Peeve': I know Mike isn't going to tell me.



Geoff


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From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Halfwits.
Date: 10 Nov 1992 03:21:30 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <BxH7JA.94K@cs.dal.ca> smith@ug.cs.dal.ca (Sean Smith) writes:
>>
>>But to be able to miss the difference between their posts and
>>the usual standard of expression on alt.peeves?  This isn't
>>funny anymore.  We're talking serious _illiteracy_ now.
>>And, as the National Campaign for Adult Literacy puts it,
>>"Illiteracy is not a joke."
>
>	Hell, I think that my English is just fine, thank you.

Well, I'm sure it is; it was either your English or your manners,
and since I have some of the latter I gave you the benefit of
the doubt.

Regrettably, English is easier to teach than manners.  But I'll
give it a shot:

You appear to have come upon this group at something of a low
point, and thus concluded that it is yet another of the myriad
alt. or soc. "chat groups" - maybe something like soc.college,
with a vaguely curmudgeonly twist.

It is not.  Rather, it is a place for intelligent and involved
expression.  And, due to good fortune and rigorous persecution
of newbies, it consists almost entirely of such.

Here are some of the things we do not do.


We do not chat.

We do not follow up someone's entire post, then add a one-line
"comeback."

We do not flame each other, and when we do we keep the quality
up to the usual level of expression.

We do not post repartee of obviously indifferent quality; when
there is nothing worth saying, we have the taste, restraint,
and judgment not to say it.


What you have done is the equivalent of hitting Chez Panisse on
a barhopping run.  It is like taking a six-pack of beer and
your crazy redneck friend from high school to go hang out at an
art museum.  It is like going to a screening of "Casablanca"
and shouting out advice to the characters.

In short, it is simply not done.

If you were unaware of this, then please in future have the
courtesy to read a group for a week or two, before you begin
posting; and, perhaps, do the same for us.  

I am sure you could have something to contribute, if you
lowered the quantity and increased the quality.  Even Sybok
is improving, and look what a fucking halfwit he is.

c
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: antipope@rachel.ibmpcug.co.uk (charless@scol.sco.com)
Subject: Re: the Devil's Day
Organization: The Vatican at Avignon
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 08:44:42 GMT

jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
> 
> I have heard that the concept of Santa was taken from the pagan God Dionysus,
> God of wine.  But if you ask me, there's a much better role model for him.
> 
> Think about it, Santa dresses all in red, is flown through the air on the
> longest, darkest night of the year by eight beasts with cloven hoofs and horns,
> and spends the night repeated descending into a fiery pit.
> 
> Add to this the fact that Santa trades material goods for certain behaviors,
> something very out of keeping with the Christian tradition, but certainly
> within the realm of Old Nick.
> 
> And of course, Santa is an anagram for Satan.
> 
> Coincidence?
> 
> I think not!

It gets getter. ``Saint Nicholas'' == Old Nick?

But that's only for starters. What we _really_ need is a scholar who
can relate the Dionysian mysteries to the roots of Zoroastrianism
or the other dualistic faiths that worked their way round the 
Mediterranean at that time. Thing is, Christianity picked up the
idea of a devil/anti-christ/divine adversary from elsewhere --
I forget which of the dualist religions they picked, but it took a long
time to supress the last overt outbreaks of it, like the Albigensian
heresy -- and Christianity also picked up a lot of saints by
integrating local pantheons. It would not suprise me to hear that 
Santa was a degenerate spin-off of Dionysius, and that Ahriman
(the adversary, who -- by one name or another -- was turned into
Satan) was not entirely unrelated.

And that Pat Robinson and his cronies are humorless jerks.

ObMusic: Jerry's Electric Church, by The Screaming Blue Messiahs ...

> 
> Jenny "But I don't REALLY think the Pope is the anti-Christ" Gutbezahl
> 
Nope, but the anti-Christ's vicar on earth is posting news from the UK ...

> ***************************************************************************
> jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu is Jenny Gutbezahl @ Univ. of Mass, Amherst
> ****************************************************************************
> These opinions are all mine.  Flame all you want, I'll make more
-- 
Antipope -- HE gives you Bull, I give you the Straight ... er ....
From: dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Monty Bleedin' Python
Date: 6 Nov 92 03:19:10 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

In <92Nov05.222649.11355@acs.ucalgary.ca> parr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Charles Parr) 
writes:

>Congratulations you pre-simian throwbacks.

No, no... not redundant enough.  Why not add "atavistic" and "devolutionary" 
while you're at it, Chuck?  A comma wouldn't hurt, either...

>You've managed to make even the most stupid and childish posting
>by Denise Caire seem erudite, acerbic, and entertaining.

Oh, the humanity!  Being compared to Denise Caire... will I ever live it down?
My life is ruined... I'll never get another job... I will be mocked by total 
strangers who will jeer at me, "You Cairesqe person, you!"  I'll become a 
running joke on David Letterman--"Tom Dennis, this year's Denise Caire!"  Even
Denise Caire herself--whoever the hell she is--will shun me...

>Comedic one-upmanship is entertaining, if even the faintest
>taint of creativity can be detected. Your dross, however is
>pathetic.

The ticket agent at the entrance will be glad to refund the full price of your
admission.  Kindly allow Rocco and Spike, our patron assistance 
representatives, to escort you from the premises...

>Shut up.

Let me guess... you're having one of those days when all the water-soluble 
fiber in the world won't do the trick, eh, Chuckie?

--

Tom Dennis                    |  I looked into the abyss,
dennis@alexia.uiuc.edu        |    and the abyss looked into me--
tadg0614@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu     |      and we both winked.
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: dmunroe@vcd.hp.com (Dave Munroe)
Subject: Re: Peevetown General Hospital: Take 4
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 19:21:41 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard

In article <1992Nov9.224553.10541@netcom.com> rickg@netcom.com (Rick Gordon) writes:
>

 >GRAHAM:
 ><NUL>  <NUL>  <NUL>
 >
 >GORDON:
 >[ ... ]
 >
 >GRAHAM:
 >"<kof>"
 >
 >GORDON:
 >[Wh?]
 >
 >GRAHAM:
 >"KAHHGGHHKK-HOOOKGHHKLAHHH!  Ooooooooonnnnnnggh!  OOOOOOOOOOnnnngggghh!"

For this series of posts, I nominate Rick Gordon to receive the coveted
Bogroll Award for Excellence in Peeving.

-Dave
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: baldwin@carina.unm.edu (Chris Baldwin)
Subject: Re: Presidential weather
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 92 00:34:51 GMT
Organization: Atheist for the Development of a Better God

In article <1992Nov6.005034.26590@bbxrbk> russ@bbxrbk (Russ Kepler) writes:
>In article <92Nov05.190345.18616@acs.ucalgary.ca> parr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Charles Parr) writes:
>>Tell us Chris: What would you have done if you had actually been
>>elected? I'm quite serious...
>
>*Anything* would be better than the current legislator ensemble.
	Thanks a lot for that ringing endorsement.
 
>They're about as useful as teats on a boar.  The only real advantage I
>can see with them is that they're real cheap to buy, but they're not
>honest enough to stay bought.
	Sheesh, Russ! Of course they don't stay bought. You get what
you pay for. If elected, I promise to stay bought! But, I will be more
expensive than you average NM rep.

-- 
Chris Baldwin                | Once again, Russ has saved the day through the 
baldwin@carina.unm.edu       | proper use of high explosives.  
                             |		 -Dan Sorenson
"Is it just a coincidence that aliens always choose to abduct stupid people?"
From: ltf@ncmicro.lonestar.org (Lance Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: ...what dreams may come?
Date: 11 Nov 92 23:36:01 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: NC Microproducts, Inc.

In article <27942@castle.ed.ac.uk> fofp@castle.ed.ac.uk (M Holmes) writes:
}So life isn't exactly great at the moment. Still, I can get some peace &
}quiet while I'm asleep. NOT!
}
}I've come across a strange new problem: Injuries sustained whilst
}sleeping. I wake up, my side hurts, and it feels like there's a huge
}bruise there for a couple of days. Since this wasn't there when I went
}to sleep, something obviously happened in the intervening period.
}
}What are the possibilities?
}

Oh, so YOU'RE the one...you better go check alt.out-of-body.
They've been conducting another experiment, and every night we
pop out of our body and select someone at random to hit in the
side while they sleep...looks like randomization doesn't work
to well when you're out of body, eh?

Well, sorry, but don't worry...the experiments only supposed to
continue through the end of the month.

Of course, some of us have been enjoying it so much...well, you'll
probably be ok, I guess.  


Lance 
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