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From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Date: 26 Jan 93 14:47:01 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00483-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu


In article <1juuu8INNt9f@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!spool.mu.edu!uwm.edu!cs.utexas.edu!tamsun.tamu.edu!tamsun.tamu.edu!news
> From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
> Subject: Re: Cascade....
> Date: 24 Jan 1993 14:41:44 -0600
> Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
> Lines: 39
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> References: <C19qBu.MoF@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>
> NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu
> 
> >>>>>it was the breasts i was groping for..not words....
> >>>>ON A CAT?!?! My god man you are confused. Breasts are on chickens!
> >>>not on a pregnant cat...they are the best kind for sex......
> >>well, if a cats pregnant, its a sure bet it goes all the way...at least
> >>once anyway.......Is your cat a goer? eh nudge nudge?
> >Its sure is....and boy does it go..all over my leg...
> *looks around nervously* 
> Um...did someone say "cat"?

I would say bat but i had a bad experience with a bat while at 
bolumba university
> 
> >>>>>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
> >>>>>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
> >>>>>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
> >>>>>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
> >>>>>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
> >>>>>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
> >>>>chestnutt aka inky inky me thinky you kinky....and in pain.
> >>>Jester aka you ain't seen kinky yet boy....
> >>chestnutt aka thats for sure, both leather and gina are back
> >Jester aka and they both want me..........(ego-trip)
> Ratboy aka Ah! But they've both *had* ME!....(bad memory)

chestnutt aka aren't they just the randy little heartbreakers
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 		"Gave up trying to figure it out
> 		 My head got lost along the way
> 	 	 Worn out from giving it up
> 		 My soul I pissed it all away."
> 
> 				--Nine Inch Nails
> 				     "Last"
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: svalich@expert.cc.purdue.edu (Svalich the Technomancer)
Subject: Re: Excuse me.
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 14:36:34 GMT

In article <C1HJCA.yr@csugrad.cs.vt.edu> schmidtc@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Christian "Chris Caputo's evil twin" von Schmidt-Pauli) writes:
>
>I'm sad to say,  I'm sorry to report,
>That you cannot have that argument of sort.
>You may feel undone, you could be upset,
>But what of the Eagle and his curious pet.
>I can only declare, I must only say,
>That you cannot get what you want this day.

Christian, you Belo-Prussian anal retentive beanhead.  You can't 
even make a rhyme, Mr. My-Fecal-Remains-Don't-Stink.  No wonder
IBM canned you.  

>
>CEvSP aka Why, because we love you.  Em  Oo  You  Es  Eee.

Svalich aka NOT.  From the co-ops at Lexmark...


=======================================================================
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From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Date: 22 Jan 93 14:14:12 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1993Jan21.201952.14851@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT) writes:
****much stuf mercilessly eaten by a hungry boa constrictor****
>> >>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka Yea...I said that.
>> >>>>>>>>>Jester aka no you didn't!!! I said it!
not to me you didn't
>> >>>>>>>>chestnutt aka said what?
>> >>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
>> >>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
>> >>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
not while I was there it didn't
>> >>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
>> >>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
>> >>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
>> >chestnutt aka inky inky me thinky you kinky....and in pain.
not yet I'm not, so don't stop. Please!!
>> Jester aka you ain't seen kinky yet boy....
> chestnutt aka thats for sure, both leather and gina are back
Gina aka so get ready for the new and "improved" version
>> -- 
>> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
>> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
>> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
>> Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu    
>>
From: HADCFDWF@admin.uh.edu (Doug)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Marriage
Date: 22 Jan 1993 14:45:41 GMT
Organization: University of Houston Administrative Computing
Distribution: world
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>>geeble 
>>beeble
>>geeble
>Wbbl
Wobble? weeble? banter?
>
>>>>> >>Jester aka I did not... I came to marry Gina...and run off to Tahiti
>>>>> >Gina aka then don't you think you should propose to me first?
>>>>> Jester aka down on one knee.......Will you marry me?
>>>> Eric aka Sorry to interrupt, but didn't you do this in October and/or November?
>>>Gina aka no, Eric, we didn't and yes, Jester, but only if I get a huge
>>OB>church wedding with Ratboy, Sprooney (where is he anyway?), and Eric
>>>as my brides' maids!!!! And you, of course, as by best man.   =) =) 
>>leather aka so is this going to be a polyamourous 
>>relationship?
>>leather aka may i join in the fun?
>Eccles aka Where are we going to get a bed big enouff for you all?
Doug aka Sam's House of Custom Beds (We specialize in Bigguns)
>
>>leather aka or can i just be the flowerperson?  i'll throw roses.
>Eccles aka I'll throw tulips :) 
Doug aka I'll do something else with tulips :)
>
>> ______________________________________________   ________________________
>>{  how can you lose when you live in the past? }  }        heather        {   
>> } nothing can happen that happens too fast   {  { hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu }  
>>{  life is a furnace and love is the blast     }  }        heather        {
>> } in lulu land.....            -cvb          {  {   @dreamland.rice.edu   }
>> ----------------------------------------------   -------------------------
From: HADCFDWF@admin.uh.edu (Doug)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: survey
Date: 27 Jan 1993 21:06:06 GMT
Organization: University of Houston Administrative Computing
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: uhad2.admin.uh.edu
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Gina and heather and Doug write:

>>>doug, what's happened to you?
>>>you've turned into a swedish blonde!
>> I'd rather have tapped into a sweedish blonde.
>I'm not Swedish, but I am blonde !  (sort of: actually, it's called
>dark blonde. use your imagination!!)

Close enough. Come on in and take a seat. I knew a girl once with
dark white hair.

>>>>>>>Eccles aka Just my $20.34
>>>>>>Soisnm aka I'm broke, so...
>>>>>leather aka ah, i'll fix you quite nicely.
>>>>doug aka believe you me...
>>>leather aka doug knows! listen to doug!
>> Doug aka when doug speaks, people listen.
>Gina aka What did you say?
Doug aka I dunno - I wasn't listening.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cleese Bio
Date: 28 Jan 93 04:20:57 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1juvgpINN11k@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>>>>>> ****Merrick X****
>>>>>So what happened to the other nine Merricks?
>>>> They were attacked and destroyed by german knee trams.
>>>I tried to stop them but they were just too slow for me 
>>iNaughty girl, how can we get all that lubrication of.f
> 
> What do you think aardvarks are for?
> 
>>>>>chestnutt aka i don't know much about art but i know what i like.
>>>> Eccles aka So what do you like?
>>>> 
>>>Gina aka if I tell you will you give it to me?
>>Eccles aka Depends on what it is. Does it go buzz?
> Ratboy aka Sounds more like a "ping" to me...
>   (Hello, Gina...remember me?)
My dear, how could I ever forget you? 
and that "ping"---did you break the bed springs AGAIN??
Gina aka my  new improved sense of humor is on the way
> 
> Anyone know who does that heavy metal song about the Three Little Pigs?
> I keep catching it on ZRock, but they never say...
> 
> 		"Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in!
> 		 Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!"
> 
> What poetry!
> 
> 
> 
> 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: How to spell Monty Python backwards!
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 00:13:03 GMT

Arjan Houtman (ajchoutm@cs.ruu.nl) wrote:
: And now... lesson 2 (the next lesson):

: How to spell MONTY PYTHON backwards.

:    M.O.N.T.Y.

:    P.Y.T.H.O.N.

: That's it...


: P.S.
: I'm sorry for the mistake, but MONTY PYTHON wasn't spelled backwards, but
: BACK-BACKWARDS. To spell MONTY PYTHON backwards, just spell the
: back-backwards-spelling backwards. If you don't know how to do that, wait for
: lesson 3: how to spell Monty Python with only an A (the first letter of the
: alphabet).

: Arjan Houtman
: ajchoutm@cs.ruu.nl

When you say "Monty Python's Flying Circus" backwards it sound like "Stig
has been dead for years, honestly"
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Date: 28 Jan 93 04:50:30 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <C1GvyB.Ao1@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
>>>>>>>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
>>>>>>>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
>>>>>>>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
>>>>>>>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
>>>>>>>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
>>>>>>Lisa aka what a lovely little *toy* you have there...(it walks down
>>>>>>stairs alone or in pairs...)
>>>>>Jester aka yes..I hope breasts come in pairs......
>>>>Eccles aka Put the glove on now Mr Spolunder, and mash that herring 
>>>Jester aka that has absolutely nothing to do with this thread.
>>Gina aka neither does this: so?
> Jester aka wanna fight?? mud wrestle?? jello mold your body?
Gina aka I'd rather......butI'll fight with you if you want to
> -- 
> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
> Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu    
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Subject: Re: Skit writing contest....
Reply-To: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Organization: UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA.
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 17:17:25 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.110057.5102@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>In article <C1076I.KFE@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>> I am getting tired of some of the same shit over and over on here. So I
>> thought i wouldliven it up a little with another contest. So here it goes.
>> 
>> Starting today, contestants have 1 week to write a skit in the
>> style of Monty Python. The skit must not be longer than 100 lines.
>> The skit may NOT contain any Python jokes in it. 
>> 
>> When the skit is finished, first, post it to the group
>> so everyone may see it. Then send me a copy. Then in one week.
>> I will repost the entries and people will have one week to vote
>> for their favorite skit.
>> 
>> Side note: I am not entering this contest, hence I can be an
>> impartial vote counter..
>> 
>> Jester aka nifty idea eh?
>
>Second side note: I am not entering this contest either, seeinmg as I
>have no time in which to create the perfect creative work worthy of
>your time in reading, though I will post to the group in between doing
>my accounting homework assingments. Damn, now where did my liabilities
>go?

Who has the time?

>
>Gina aka how do I account for this? 
Joe O aka puppets in the same sick play..........

>> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
>> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
>> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
>> Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu    
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Marriage
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 04:55:23 GMT

HADCFDWF@admin.uh.edu (Doug) writes:

>>>geeble 
>>>beeble
>>>geeble
>>Wbbl
>Wobble? weeble? banter?
Chimney Sweep

>>
>>>>>> >>Jester aka I did not... I came to marry Gina...and run off to Tahiti
>>>>>> >Gina aka then don't you think you should propose to me first?
>>>>>> Jester aka down on one knee.......Will you marry me?
>>>>> Eric aka Sorry to interrupt, but didn't you do this in October and/or November?
>>>>Gina aka no, Eric, we didn't and yes, Jester, but only if I get a huge
>>>OB>church wedding with Ratboy, Sprooney (where is he anyway?), and Eric
>>>>as my brides' maids!!!! And you, of course, as by best man.   =) =) 
>>>leather aka so is this going to be a polyamourous 
>>>relationship?
>>>leather aka may i join in the fun?
>>Eccles aka Where are we going to get a bed big enouff for you all?
>Doug aka Sam's House of Custom Beds (We specialize in Bigguns)
Eccles aka Aren't you a lucky thing then?

>>
>>>leather aka or can i just be the flowerperson?  i'll throw roses.
>>Eccles aka I'll throw tulips :) 
>Doug aka I'll do something else with tulips :)
Eccles aka You can't they're too fragile. (I know) 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Monty Python Posters
Keywords: boop boop a do
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 00:44:32 GMT

mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>I checked the MSC and sure 'nuff...the poster guy was there...but all he
>had was that Devil music stuff [TM]...so I bought a few...Ministry...
>Pearl Jam...(for me girlie, dontcha know!)...but no Monty Python...
>He said there's a movie poster guy that's coming later in the semester that
>may have them...so I nailed a coffee table to his head...

damn you...I want a Ministry Poster.....Alain Jourgeson is my hero!!!!

>I'm a cruel rat...but fair!

o fuck off and buy me that poster

>>leather aka service wiffa smile
>Ratboy aka Is that what that is?
Jester aka between my legs *evil grin* [TM]
-- 
Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu    
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (IF YOU CANNOT CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM)
Subject: Re: ending Quayle's legacy
Summary: Really!  
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: 
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 25 Jan 93 23:20:41 GMT

In article <C1Dr64.Kz7@umassd.edu>, acsca@UMASSD.EDU                                           writes...
>   >> I heard on the news the other day that Clinton made an effort to end
>>> some of Quayle's legacy by dismantling the President's Council on
>>> Competitiveness.
>>> 
>>> patricia
>>> 
>   It won't be that hard, because there are only two people in it!
> 
>You see, one of the good things about most Republicans is: they do not waste 
>money,

Cough! Cough! Gasp! I guess you can't read this guy's posts on a full
stomach.

>(or time) on huge unnecessary committee's.  You see, I can all ready see 
>it happening, along with huge tax increases, advancement of pork programs, flip
>flopping policies from week to week. 

Of course you can. We've seen it for the last 4 years.

>I wonder if inflation will start right away,
>or if all our jobs will leave first?

If those are the two choices, then probably inflation. Bush took care of 
the jobs thing.
>                                        Just me
> 
-Garrett
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: kevin@drogges.tti.com (Kevin Carothers)
Subject: Re: Be Fair
Organization: Transaction Technology Inc.
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 18:04:26 GMT

In article <D2150056.o07de4@erics.infoserv.com> erics@infoserv.com writes:
%
%> :  I think the record goes to 
%> :  (drum roll please...)
%> :  
%> : 
%> :  JIMMY CARTER!!!!!
%> : 
%> :  Jimmy pardoned all Vietnam draft dodgers on his first day of office.
%
%Carter issued a blanket amnesty to draft evaders from the Vietnam War,
%but I think this is different than issuing pardons. I think it's incorrect
%to call them "draft dodgers", since I believe that term should be applied
%only to people who have been convicted of the crime of draft evasion.
%The great majority of people who came under the amnesty had never been
%convicted of anything, and one big reason Carter promulgated the amnesty
%was to avoid having to process all of those cases through the legal
%system (as well as, of course, the desire to move the country forward
%from the Vietnam episode).

 BUT, this "amnesty" could only be issued via executive order. Therefore, I
 rule that it counts as a "pardon". 

 I'm right. End of discission :).

--

Kevin Carothers   {psivax,philabs,retix,quad1}!ttidca!kevin
From: dougm@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Dan's Good Book
Date: 27 Jan 93 15:15:56 GMT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services

Heard on some news (CNN?) last night that Dan's book will be offered
for sale in christian book stores.  Could it be that Dan reveals his
conversations with god?  Will he be another Moses?  Is it the second
coming?  Will he vouchsafe unto us god's plan for '96 (or is it 94)?
Will he spell god with an 'e' on the end?  Will the role of Dan be
played by Charlton Heston when they do the movie?
 
/s Douglas L. Miller <dougm@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>
----

-- Who says I am not under the special protection of God?
                                     Adolph Hitler
From: acsca@UMASSD.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: YOUR ALL UPSET! AYE?
Date: 27 Jan 93 15:13:44 GMT
Reply-To: acsca@UMASSD.EDU
Organization: UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA.

In article <MARCA.93Jan26174445@wintermute.ncsa.uiuc.edu>, marca@ncsa.uiuc.edu (Marc Andreessen) writes:
>In article <C1HEI2.7ny@umassd.edu> acsca@UMASSD.EDU writes:
>
>   WOW!
>   THIS IS GREAT, JUST THE MENTION OF RELIGION SCARES YOU.
>   I'M JUST WONDERING, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE OPPRESSION OF IT?
>                                           ---JUST CURIOUS
>
>WOW!
>THIS IS GREAT, JUST THE MENTION OF LOWERCASE CHARACTERS SCARES YOU.
>I'M JUST WONDERING, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PERMANENT CAPS LOCK?
>                                        ---JUST A LITTLE DIM
>--
>Marc Andreessen
>Software Development Group
>National Center for Supercomputing Applications
>marca@ncsa.uiuc.edu

wOW! i sEE yOU sTILL hAVEN't aNSWERED mY qUESTION.
                          ---jUST tO pISS yOU oFF

And to answer your question, it's the content that counts.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: rdorocke@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (rob lawrence dorocke)
Subject: Re: Ding, Dong, The Witch Is Dead
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 16:48:15 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.050304.7946@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> jks2x@holmes.acc.Virginia.EDU (Jason K. Schechner) writes:
>In article <C1871E.2Mt@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> rdorocke@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (rob lawrence dorocke) writes:
>
>>>Clinton and Gore obviously knew who Angelou was long, long before the
>>>inauguration -- had George and Danny ever heard of her? 
>>>
>>>Clinton obviously likes the music of Aaron Copland, had Danny boy
>>>ever heard of him before?
>>
>>Wait a minute here!  Clinton's PEOPLE like Copland's music.  I am sure that
>>'ol slick Willie picked out the Fanfare for thr Common Man and Simple Gifts
>>for his inaguration ceremonies - let alone could play either on his sax.
>>The two are fairly simple arrangements, but Clinton sucks on the sax.
>>
>>Copland's music has been played at almost every inaguration since it was
>>written.
>>
>>Rob
>>
>	Rob, you might be surprised to learn that Bill actually picked
>Copeland's music HIMSELF and, even more impressively, actually wrote
>HIS OWN speech.  Yup.  Name one time that Bush or Quayl actually wrote
>their own speeches.  Didn't think so.  (I can just see Danoe burning
>the midnight oil writting a speech "Now, are there two 'k's in 'thank'
>or one?")


I can beleve the speech was written by him, it was a good speech.  But, I
thought there were too many parallels of past inaguration speeches (ie. FDR,
and JFK) not to mention some of Perot's ideas.  Also, too many one sentence-
paragraphs.  He was trying too hard to write in a style similar to JFK's
speech.  His one sentencs-paragraphs really didn't work.

Clinton probably decided to request Copland's music because either (1) he 
heard it in every other inaguration or (2) because nobody else from
Arkansas had ever heard of Copland.


>	Secondly, Clinton is going to be our President for _at_least_
>the next 4 years.  Deal with it and stop being such a bloody sore
>loser.

What did I say to be a sore loser??  I initially made a statement about
Copland's music and about how much Clinton sucks on the sax.  Both were
truthful statements.  And for that, I am now a "bloody sore loser."


Whatever!


Rob


>
>-Jason
>
>-- 
>"I sneak in my own house... it's 4 in the morning... I've had too much to 
>drink... said I was out with the boys... I sneak in my bedroom... slip 
>into bed... I know if I wake her, I'll wake up.... DEAD!"
>   							-Dave Mustaine