>From: rapaport@cs.Buffalo.EDU
Subject: mid-April celebration
Originator: rapaport@adara.cs.buffalo.edu
Organization: State University of New York at Buffalo/Comp Sci
Distribution: sunyab
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 16:25:22 GMT

Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 07:53:12 PDT
>From: brownson@nature.berkeley.edu
To: rapaport@cs.Buffalo.EDU
Subject: mid-April celebration

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f  11    000    4    000   Department of the Treasury -   11    999   999   11
o 111   0   0  44   0   0  Internal Revenue Service      111   9   9 9   9 111
r   1   0   0 44444 0   0  U U SSS                         1    9999  9999   1
m   1   0   0   4   0   0  U U SSS Individual Income       1       9     9   1
  11111  000    4    000   UUU SSS Tax Return            11111  999   999  11111
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For the year January 1 - December 31, 1992 or whenever you get around to it.
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please| FULL NAME | LAST NAME  | SECOND TO LAST INITIAL | Starch     | []cuffs
print,|           |            |                        | []yes []no | []nocuffs
type  |-------------------------------------------------------------------------
or use| Present address of addressee (must be filled out by addressor or legal
hyro- | guardian of aforementioned (unless greater than line B above))
glyph-|
ics   |-------------------------------------------------------------------------
(no   | City, Town, Post Office, Shoe Size | Address greater than line 41? []yes
Latin)|                                    | If yes, why? ________________ []no
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Height | Weight | Sex []yes | Occu-  Yours  _________ | Social Security Number
       |        |     []no  | pation Spouse _________ | Yours _|_|_ Spouse _|_|_
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             >   Do you wish to designate    []yes   | Isn't     | NOTE:  if you
Presidential >>  $1 of your taxes to this    []no    | this a    | checked   yes
Election     >>> worthy cause?               []maybe | dumb law? | we  will come
Campaign     >>  What about the little lady? []metoo |     []yes | and steal all
             >   The kids, dog, cat, fish?   []woof  |     []no  | your hubcaps.
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Requested   >   A. How many talking chickens do you own?    | D yes?   []no
by          >>  B. Names _______________________________    | E no?    []yes
the         >>> C. Do any of them play the oboe? []yes []no | F maybe? []perhaps
Department  >>>>----------------------------------------------------------------
of          >>> Do you live within 2 miles | Have  you  rotated | If no file IRS
Agriculture >>  of a decent  pizza  place? | your tires lately? | tire  rotation
            >   []yes []no []extra cheese  | []yes []no []flat  | Schedule L
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Filing  1 [] Single  2 [] Double  3 [] Triple  4 [] Sacrifice Fly | for IRS use
Status  5 [] Married Filing Singly Joint return                   |  O |   | X
             (even if spouse is married separately)               | ---|---|---
        6 [] Joint married singly separate spouse                 |    | X |
             (but filing double jointed)                          | ---|---|---
        7 [] Head of Household filing separate but joint return   |  X | O | O
             (if unmarried but jointly single)                    |-------------
        8 [] Head of joint filing single file spouses separately
        9 [] Widow(er) with separate dependent filing out of joint return singly
       10 [] Deceased filing posthumous return
             (attach notarized Death Schedule D, signed by deceased)
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Exem-   41 a regular?                                      | Enter number of
ptions     b [] yourself  [] 65 or over  [] blind  [] dead | boxes checked > ___
             [] spouse    [] 65 or over  [] blind  [] dead |
           c Names of Dependent children who lived with    | Check number of
You          you __________________  Why? _______________  | boxes entered > ___
are        d Just first names dummy.                       |
here       4 Do you weigh more than last year's tax form?  | Enter number of
 |         e Number of parakeets subtracted from Gross     | checkered boxes ___
 |           Rotated Income (plus line 27 - unless greater |
\|/          than twelve miles)                            | Do nothing
 v         f How many inches in a liter? _____             | Here          > ___
 *      11 a Total Confusion
             (add lines 6e and f,g; fold in eggs, beat until firm) --------> ---
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Income  12 Wages, Salaries, Tips, Extortion. (attach W2 forms to    |##|     | |
           your forehead with heavy duty staplegun) . . . . . . . . |12|_____|_|
        13 Remunerations (if less than gross reimbursements then    |##|     | |
Please     file schedule Q (see page 14 of "Joy of Cooking")) . . . |13|_____|_|
attach  14 Gross influx (see 40% of instructions) . . . . . . . . . |14|_____|_|
payment 15 Money you made (if $400 or less, more or less, list      |##|     | |
(small     schedule B without not filling in Part II and R2, but    |##|     | |
unmarked   more than line 8). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |15|_____|_|
bills)  16 What about all that cash you stashed in that jar under   |##|     | |
here.      the garage? (see page 7 of instructions) . . . . . . . . |16|_____|_|
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|___    17 Add lines 12 through 16, multiply by 2,                  |##|     | |
           this is your total income. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |17|_____|_|
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Taxes   18 Enter Grossly adjusted net average income (line 17). . . |18|_____|_|
        19 Enter Total deductions (if greater than 0, enter 0). . . |19|_____|_|
        20 Subtract line 19 from line 18. Taxable income. . . . . . |20|_____|_|
        21 Figure Total Taxes using line 20 . . . . . . . . . . . . |##|     | |
           [] Tax Table [] Tax Rate Schedule X, Y, or Z [] Guessed. |21|_____|_|
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Payment 23 Federal income tax withheld  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |23|_____|_|
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Amount  25 If line 23 is larger that 21, you made a mistake,        |##|     | |
You        re-figure your taxes.                                    |##|     | |
Owe     26 Subtract line 23 from line 21. . . . . . . . . . . . . . |26|_____|_|
        27 Add the shirt off your back. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |27|_____|_|
        28 Send it in . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |28|_____|_|
        29 Pick a number between 1 and 10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . |29|_____|_|
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Please >  Under penalty of death, I declare that every figure on this return and
Sign   >> accompanying  schedules is correct  to within 100% plus or minus some.
Here   >  Signature ___________________________ date ___________   check here []
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