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In article <1992Jul20.000813.28833@newshub.sdsu.edu> vagus@saturn.sdsu.edu (Alexander Vagus) writes:
 
>Sell them our excess lawyers
>----------


Surely, the Geneva Convention has banned this approach....

Steve South
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kara@BORN.phys.virginia.edu (Kara Jayne Keeter)
Subject: Re: Young Ones (old Brit comedy)
Reply-To: kara@BORN.phys.virginia.edu (Kara Jayne Keeter)
Organization: Dept. of Physics, University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 03:53:58 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.124535.3534@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, wct@po.CWRU.Edu (William C. Thompson) writes:
>
>Does anyone know where I could get my hands on copies of 
>"The Young Ones."  It was an absolutely hysterical comedy that
>used to run on MTV eons ago, but they stopped showing it.
>There were only 12 episodes ever made, but I loved everyone of
>them.
>-- 


THANK YOU!!!

(about 6 months ago I started trying to remember the name of that
comedy that used to be on MTV, it's been driving me crazy ever since!!!
Finally, I can get some sleep!)
From: r2msm@vm1.cc.uakron.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Jokes mailing list
Date: 29 Jul 92 15:50:40 GMT
Organization: The University of Akron

In article <1992Jul26.012946.1@kean.ucs.mun.ca>
rpiercey@kean.ucs.mun.ca writes:
 
>
>Could you please add my name to the joke mailing list as well?
>Thanks.
>Rob Piercey
 
Add my name too, please.....
 
Madhav (r2msm@vm1.cc.uakron.edu)
 
 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: palmerc@abulafia.b21.ingr.com (Christopher M. Palmer)
Subject: Re: Band Names
Organization: Intergraph
Distribution: rec
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 15:35:14 GMT

In article <james.711588706@ee.uts.EDU.AU>,
james@ee.uts.edu.au (A. James Boswell) writes: 
> I always wanted to have a band called "Mean Root and the Standard
> Deviations" but no one else liked it. If you use it, let me know. I
> mean, I really liked it and I might still use a variation of it (maybe
> just the standard deviations, and a sigma for an emblem/logo).
> 


Some others off a list my friend's band made before deciding on The
Collectibles (none of these were serious contenders, but were the
results of a drunken brainstorming session):

Koh-I-Noor and the Rapidographs (one of them was an Industrial
			         Designer)
Hemi Demi and the Semiquavers
Oedipus and the Mother.......



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From: kurts@hpnmdla.sr.hp.com (Kurt Strain)
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 15:49:13 GMT
Subject: Re: names - funny
Organization: Milky Way Galaxy
Newsgroups: rec.humor

When I worked at another company, there was a person I worked with named
Luong Dong.  He insisted everyone can just call him Long.  Often he would
be paged "Long Dong. Long Dong. Please call 3144."  I don't think he ever
got it.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cjudd@esk (Craig Thomas Judd)
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Organization: University of Tasmania at Launceston
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 06:37:50 GMT

In article <bobk.711990658@slinky.NSD.3Com.COM>, bobk@ESD.3Com.COM (Bob Konigsberg) writes:
>
>Here's an old one:
>
>God created Adam and then Eve.  God told Adam that Eve was to be his
>companion for life, and that he would be spending a lot of time with
>her.  Adam went off into the bushes with Eve and returned shortly asking
>"God? What's a headache?"

Adam came first.

Men always do!


Yours strangely;

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From: rpiercey@kean.ucs.mun.ca
Subject: Re: Jokes mailing list
Organization: Memorial University. St.John's Nfld, Canada
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 03:59:46 GMT

Could you please add my name to the joke mailing list as well?
Thanks.
Rob Piercey
(rpiercey@kean.ucs.mun.ca)
From: z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: BRAIN DAMAGE
Date: 23 Jul 92 01:19:41 GMT
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

I HEAR THAT IN YOUR WILL, YOU LEFT YOUR BRAIN TO SCIENCE, AND THEY MADE AN
EARLY WITHDRAWAL.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman)
Subject: ISLAND OF TRIDS
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 08:47:03 GMT

Once there was an island populated by a rare species of furry little animals
called "trids".  Trids were very gentle animals, but unfortunately, every
day at sunset, and evil giant would emerge from the sea, walk up onto
the beach, and terrorize the trids for his own evil pleasure.  He especially
liked to whack the trids smartly with his feet, making them fly through
the air and crash to the ground halfway across the island.

   One fateful day, a ship dropped anchor offshore, and an old, kind looking
rabbi rowed ashore in a small dingy, in the hope that he could introduce the
natives to his religion and customs.  He walked all over the island to no
avail--no human life could be found.  However, he did find the trids, and
became enamoured with them, scooping up an armful and petting them.  All of a
sudden the giant burst through the crests of the waves and climbed onto dry
land to assault the trids as he did every day.  The rabbi immediately saw
what the giant what doing, and ran up to him, "Please, sir!  These trids
are harmless, helpless creatures of God who pose no threat to you.  It is
a horrible sin for you to kick and toss them about like so many
inanimate objects!  If you must engage in such an activity, why don't you
hurl bushes or rocks instead of these trids?"

   The mischievious look disappeared from the giant's face for a moment
and he took on a very businesslike expression.  "Silly rabbi, kicks are
for trids!" he replied.
From: dos@major.panix.com (Dave O'Shea)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: BRAIN DAMAGE
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 00:06:04 EDT
Organization: Surely you jest

z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu writes:

> I HEAR THAT IN YOUR WILL, YOU LEFT YOUR BRAIN TO SCIENCE, AND THEY MADE AN
> EARLY WITHDRAWAL.
> 

Good god, man. Get your nose off the "shift" key already!

--
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The country needs them more than ever: Bill 'n' Opus in '92!
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From: bdombrow@triton.unm.edu (brent m 92jun08 dombrowski)
Subject: BarTrek Rules
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 21:06:11 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque
Summary: Looking for the rules
Keywords: BarTrek, drinking, star trek

	Does anyone out there have the complete bar trek rules.  If so could you
e mail them to me.  

Thanks in advance,

Brent Dombrowski (bdombrow@triton.unm.edu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: elee969@elroy.uh.edu (Brown, William J.)
Subject: Re: Potentially insulting (yet funny) story about eating dogs
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 18:53:00 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.120612.1094@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, wct@po.CWRU.Edu (William C. Thompson) writes...
> 
>                         Dog - Chapter 1
> 
>                The Chins' First Days in America
> 
>                     by William C. Thompson
> 
> 
>     Mr. Chin looked at his kids.  He looked at his wife.  He took
>a deep breath.  His family looked at him with anticipation.  Then
>he spoke.  "Kids, we going to America!"
>     It was a hard decision for Mr. Chin to make, but it had to be
>made.  There wasn't much call for a cat chef these days, with dogs
>regaining popularity, so he decided it was time to head for the
>land of opportunity, the land of the free, the home of the brave,
>the country where almost family has a dog.
>     The Chins gathered all of their belongings and boarded a boat
>bound for the states.  The wind blew through their hair as they
>stood smiling on the deck waiting for their first glimpse of
>America.  The father licked his lips for he knew what to expect,
>but little did he know what adventure lay in wait for him and his
>family.
>     Shortly after they got off the boat, they were all pretty
>hungry.  Mr. Chin quickly spotted a possible food prospect, Carlos'
>hot dog stand.  He wasn't sure what to think, but he led his family
>up to the stand.
>     "You sell hot dog, huh?"  They exchanged glances of
>puzzlement.  They had never met with so little resistance before. 
>"O.K.  We try one."
>     "You want any mustard on that?"
>     "You put mustard on dog?  Sick!  I never here of such a thing! 
>No, no mustard on my dog!"  Carlos handed him his hot dog.  Chin
>looked at it and said, "This is no dog.  It no smell like dog,
>either."  He gave it a quick taste test.  "Hey, this is no dog.  I
>have had my share of dog.  I know dog when I taste it, and this is
>not dog."
>     "What are you talking about?"  Carlos was obviously confused.
>     "What kind of business you running here?  This some kind of
>joke?  If it is, I no think it's funny!"  The Chins huffed away
>indignantly.
> 

This story reminds me of a joke my dad used to tell

These two foreigners are walking up the streets of New York.  They just got
off the boat and are really hungry.  As they are walking up the street, one
of them spots a sign that says 'hot dogs'.  He looks at his buddy and says,
"I did not know they eat dogs here in America".  They go into the restaurant
and tell the waiter, "Two dogs please".  The waiter brings them their hot dogs
and upon seeing the wiener the one pokes his buddy and asks, "What part did
you get?".

I know it's cornball but you'll be telling it to all your friends.

Xref: sparky rec.humor:24120 talk.politics.guns:17717
From: cdt@sw.stratus.com (C. D. Tavares)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.politics.guns
Subject: Re: U
Date: 21 Jul 92 17:46:42 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc.

In article <1992Jul15.135742.9541@exu.ericsson.se> exukozi@exu.ericsson.se (Tom Koziatek) writes:
>In article <BrEEH0.3I9@news.cso.uiuc.edu> rls@hepuxa.hep.uiuc.edu (Ray Swartz) writes:
>>In article <ASBAIBI.92Jul14161220@jade.tufts.edu> asbaibi@jade.tufts.edu (Ahmed Sbaibi) writes:
>>>You fucking asshole [etc.]
>>
>>	Ahhh, profanity.  The last refuge of a small mind in a losing position.
>
>But look, he's only an arab. Not known for great minds in the first place.

Tom, when your high-school math teacher told you that "the Arabs invented
zero," I don't believe you quite grasped what he was trying to convey.
-- 

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OR cdt@vos.stratus.com        write today for my special Investors' Packet...
From: bonnaud@rtf.bt.co.uk (Neil Bonnaud)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Date: 29 Jul 92 12:35:47 GMT
Organization: BT Customer Systems, Brighton, UK



Just in case they haven't been covered...

I've heard of a Theresa Green and a Crystal Ball

I also know of two Pauls who have each married a Paula

My wife refused to take my full surname when I pointed out she would be
'CEGB', which was then 'Central Electricity Generating Board'.


and as we're including fictional characters - in Planet Story by Harry
Harrison, there's the young soldier - Private Parrts and the love of his
life Styrene Fome.



------------------------------------------------------------------------
Computing is a sign of misspent adulthood.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lawyers....scum of the earth
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Wednesday, 29 Jul 1992 13:18:27 EDT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

My cousin (er - second cousin, sorta. Italian relations, 13 kids, helluva
family tree!) is a doctor:

What is the difference between a lawyer and cat-fish?

One is a scum-sucking bottom dweller, and the other is a fish.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not deep enough.

A Bumper sticker: SAVE THE WORLD. FIRST WE KILL ALL THE LAWYERS.


-- Sal "Saviour of Breakfast" Desiano
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gfowler@javelin.sim.es.com (Gary Fowler)
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corporation
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 15:22:59 GMT

doug@e7sa.epi.syr.ge.com (Doug Smith) writes:

>In article 1460@flux.UUCP, lgs@adpgate.UUCP (Lyle Stahnke) writes:
>you->
>you-> A girl in my high school was named Candy Pound.
>you->
>you->She was a sweet girl.

>I went to elementary school with a girl named Candy Bell.

>She was a ding-a-ling. (True story. Couldn't resist the pun. Hey, Candy, if you're out there, *sorry* and *write*.)

I went to high school with a girl named Tammy Reamsbottoms.  Wheather or not she
did, I never found out.

I also knew a girl in high school name Pebbles (no kidding).  Her best friend
was named Sandy.  They were known as the gravel pit twins.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu
Subject: Re: Stupidity (was Re: that'd be in the butt, bob)
Reply-To: chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 17:47:27 GMT

I've got a good one! 

When I was in high school, I played in the marching band. During football
games us poor womenfolk would ask the guys what was going on, because we
know nothing about sports. The best question I heard was a girl asking
"What's that brown thing on the field?" It's called a *football*, honey!
Even I know that! Some people are SO clueless!

Jen
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Burned out lights
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Thursday, 23 Jul 1992 15:51:03 EDT
 3.013222.18939@athena.cs.uga.edu> <BruGrv.EJz@watserv1.waterloo.edu>
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

Amd pm ,u street om ,amfasdjatten
 (damn, don't you hate it when your hand is over a key?)

And on my street in manhatten (or rather someone elses street, I live in
Brooklyn):

        Danal Cleaners(take a guess what was spray-painted)

Don't ask me _why_ I don't know. I guess everybody isn't quit as smrt is
I um.

  -- Sal "You Clean What????" Desiano
From: mikeg@luser.UUCP (Mike Gallenstein)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Honeymooners
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 12:49:59 EDT
Reply-To: mikeg@luser.UUCP
Distribution: world
Organization: Lunartronic Information Service
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

Yet another great joke, I heard.  Check this one out:

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on
their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in
bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table."
   Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and
climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is that better?" he asked, with a hint
of a smile."
   "Yes," replied the girl, "much better."
   "Very good, darling," the husband whispered. "Now would you be so kind as
to please pass the pussy."

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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From: fielden@spot.Colorado.EDU (j.a. fielden)
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 15:41:11 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.175736.7749@vax.oxford.ac.uk> aspin@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>In article <19337@optima.cs.arizona.edu>, jaw@cs.arizona.edu (Jim Wilson) writes:
>etc.
>
>I find that truth is usually stranger than fiction when it comes to names.
>I met an American girl can Fanny Heimann once. (The word "fanny" refers to
>nearby but different parts of the anatomy according to if you are British
>or American but I thought her parents were a bit sick either way!).
>
>Also, a friend of a friend is called Hugh Janus.
>
>P

 There's also Fanny Brice and Fannie Farmer. Both well-known Fannies. I think 
it used to be a more popular name for women before it picked up the conotations. 

How about Sheila in oz? Is it a very popular name?

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pgrg9345@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (pAul rAdja )
Subject: JOKE MAILING LIST
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 19:44:23 GMT

Please put me on the mailing list.....

_pAul     pradja@adsl.ece.uiuc.edu

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From: demon@demnposs.uucp (Todd Horch)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: The most disgusting joke in the universe
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 92 20:44:34 EDT
Organization: Demonic Possession

peterme@ocf.berkeley.edu (Peter D. Merholz) writes:

> 
> How do you know when your sister is having her period?
> 
> When your dad's dick tastes funny.

A slightly different (better?) version of this well known joke:

How does a West Virginian mother know when her daughter is on the rag?


Her son's dick tastes wierd.


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: uhschreg@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Ulrich Schreglmann)
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Organization: Student Pool, CSD, University of Erlangen, Germany
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 07:00:09 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.075840.17368@u.washington.edu> accroupi@carson.u.washington.edu (Ziggarigadingdon) writes:
>
>I have a neighbor (and i am NOT joking about this) whos name is:
>Dick Rash...
>
>I died when I found out.

Postings from the afterlife -- Ooh!


May the Cool be with You!

(C)OOL mcmxcii
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: Shit Happens
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 11:26:21 GMT

nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>This has got to be the best piece of shit I have read in this newsgroup.
>And so apropos. I must say the author(s) (Gil?) know their religious shit!
>Really. My hat is off to you <  :-)

It's a combination effort.  The original (with just a few religions)
is of unknown (at least as far as I've seen) origin.  Most of the
others were submitted by rec.humor readers - several of those are
mine. 
-- 
Life is like a sewer... What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Date: 30 Jul 92 17:03:39 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>>>>               seen "When Harry Met Sally", eh?
>>>>       (Goldie Hawn did a hellofan impression, didn't she?)
>>>Don't you mean Melanie Griffith?
>>              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>
>>      Don't you mean Meg Ryan?
>                       ^^^^^^^^^^
>
>Don't you mean Billy Crystal?
Don't you mean Crystal Gayle?
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From: prosser@elux3.cs.umass.edu (DANIEL PROSSER)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes
Summary: <<YAWN!>>
Date: 28 Jul 92 20:19:02 GMT
Reply-To: prosser@elux3.cs.umass.edu (DANIEL PROSSER)
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst


	Y'know, most of the blonde jokes I've heard on this group
are just recycled JAP jokes.  (And they weren't that funny then...).
The only related joke I saw that _was_ funny, was the one a blonde
posted in rebuttal ("Why are blonde jokes always one-liners?").

					dylyn

P.S.  Y'know what else?  As the husband of a good little Jewish girl (well, 
okay, a GREAT little Jewish girl) :->, all of the stereotypes alluded to in
the JAP jokes were WAY off-base.  How do these things get started?
_________--------------_____________------------_______________--------------


"One -- you lock the target,	   Two -- you bait the line,
   Three-- you slowly spread the net,     and Four -- you catch the man"
			<<Front242, 'Headhunter'>>
_______________dylyn, at:  prosser@elux3.cs.umass.edu_________________
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bway@kean.ucs.mun.ca
Subject: Little lulu jokes
Organization: Memorial University. St.John's Nfld, Canada
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 18:45:38 GMT

Does anyone have any 'little lulu'  jokes?  If you do it would be very 
much appreciated if you could mail them to   bway@kean.ucs.mun.ca      
A post will usually do, but I don't have accesss to my system for the 
next month or so.  Thanx in  advance.    B. Way
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: yanoff@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Scott A. Yanoff)
Subject: Happy Fun Ball!
Originator: yanoff@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee, WI
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 14:32:59 GMT

(kids)
It's Happy!
It's Fun!
It's Happy Fun Ball!

(announcer)
Yes, it's Happy Fun Ball,
the toy sensation
that's sweeping the nation.
Only 14.95 at participating stores!

Get one Today

(background voice)
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid
prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture
should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

* Itching

* Vertigo

* Dizziness

* Tingling in extremities

* Loss of balance or coordination

* Slurred speech

* Temporary blindness

* Profuse Sweating

or

* Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately.  Seek shelter
and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container
and kept under refrigeration.

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products
Incorporated, and it's parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of
any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which
fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is
also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

(announcer)
Happy Fun Ball!  Accept no substitutes!

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From: 22302LMK@MSU
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: JOKES MAILING LIST
Date: 29 Jul 92 17:31:09 GMT
Organization: Michigan State University

Put my name on that list too.

Thanks,
Lisa