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From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Religious Jokes Wanted
Date: 29 Jul 92 09:43:18 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <1992Jul28.144137.8474@hobbes.kzoo.edu>, tweaver@hobbes.kzoo.edu (Tim Weaver) writes:
> The Arch Bishop, the Pope and a Rabbi went on a fishing trip.  No sooner
> did they row the boat out to the middle of the lake, when the Arch Bishop
> throw up his hands and says "We forgot the bait, it's still in the car."
> The Pope says "No problem" and proceeds to exit the boat and walk across
> the surface of the water to the shore, retreive the bait from the car,
> and return across the lake.  Now the Arch Bishop and the Pope go on
> fishing trips all the time, and the Arch Bishop seems to take this all
> in stride.  The Rabbi is new to these expeditions, and he is completely
> astounded, but he does a pretty good job of keeping his suprise to himself.
> After some time, they decide to break out the munchies, and it's discovered
> that they left them in the car.  The Arch Bishop speaks up and says "I'll
> get it, you went last time."  And proceeds to repeat the Pope's performance
> across the water.  Now the Rabbi is feeling real self-conscious and thinking
> to himself: <Why should I be astounded, it's just a matter of faith and I 
> have as much faith as anybody.>  At that point the Arch Bishop says, 
> "Wouldn't you know it, I got the lunch and forgot the wine.",  The Rabbi
> jumps at the chance and blurts out, "I'll go" and leaps out of the boat
> only to sink like a rock.   The Arch Bishop and the Pope look over the side,
> look at each other and shake their heads.  And the Pope says to the Arch
> Bishop: "Think we should tell him where the stones are?"

To which the Arch Bishop replies "What stones?"
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From: SCHAUDH3@ua1vm.ua.edu
Subject: birthday maessage
Organization: The University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 16:11:52 GMT

hey folks,
Today is one of our office mate's birthday and she hasn't showed up.
We have to pull a little trick.  I want her to get birthday
messages from all over the world.  Please drop a message to Gloria.
Her userid is gthompso@ua1vm.ua.edu, ua1vm.bitnet also works.
 
thanks
 
sumant
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dan@resonex.com (Dan Kell)
Subject: Re: Parrot Talk
Organization: Resonex Inc., Sunnyvale CA
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 12:27:48 GMT

My brother used to have a parrot that would answer the phone. I watched this
one time. The phone rang and the bird hopped over, kicked the phone off the 
hook with his foot, and said, "Hello." This went back and forth a couple of
times. Then the guy on the phone started yelling for my brother and cussing
at the bird for answering the phone. (Seems this was a common occurence in 
my brothers house and all his friends knew about it.)

The bird also used to have nightmares. I had to sleep in the room he lived
in one night. About two in the morning this bird let out the most god-awful
shriek and scared the s*** out of me. That's why he had his own bedroom!


-- 
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge."   A. Einstein
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: REQUEST for BLOND JOKE
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Wednesday, 29 Jul 1992 15:31:26 EDT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

Would anyone with the "ultimate sig file" please post it, or relay it
to little old me?

ThAnKs -- Sal "Meet Oooh" Desiano
Xref: sparky rec.humor:24759 rec.humor.d:2068 talk.bizarre:23777 alt.sex:25370 alt.sex.bestiality:1564
From: ltf@ncmicro.lonestar.org (Lance Franklin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.sex.bestiality
Subject: Re: Send Mail
Keywords: help
Date: 28 Jul 92 22:42:35 GMT
Organization: NC Microproducts, Inc.

In article <1992Jul28.014941.12145@athena.cs.uga.edu> cadams@athena.cs.uga.edu (Clark Adams) writes:
}Please help me.  My friend just got an e-mail account and told me that
}he wants some mail.  Could you please send him a lot of it.  If possible
}please send long files. It matters not how gross, bizarre or otherwise
}they are.
}
}His address is:
}
}0700chu@cbacc.cba.uga.edu
}
}(His name is Chris).
}
}Thanx a lot for your help.

Well......

The questions are:

   1) Is this Clark trying to mailbomb Chris?

   2) Is this Chris trying to get Clark in trouble by forging a mailbomb request from Chris's
      account?

   3) Is this a third party trying to screw them both?

 or

   4) Is Clark really the dweeb this post makes him look like.


Well, at any rate, ya'll don't forget to CC: cadams@athena.cs.uga.edu when you send those
uuencoded core files!  No use letting Chris have all the fun.



Lance "Oh yeah, and cascade them suckers, too!" Franklin

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From: gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel)
Date: Mon, 20 Jul 1992 14:51:47 GMT
Subject: Re: Stupidity (was Re: that'd be in the butt, bob)
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Loveland, CO
Newsgroups: rec.humor

Hah!  Can't beat the dumb kid from Missouri I knew when I was stationed in
Germany ... we went out to formation one morning, nice blue chilly day with
the moon shining bright in the morning sky, and he said:  "Germany sure is
strange.  The Moon comes up in the day over here."

I turned around, totally astonished, and asked:  "You've never seen the
Moon during the day in Missouri?"

"Nope, doesn't do it there."  By God, he really IS that dumb, isn't he?
Mostly blatantly stupid remark I've ever heard, bar none.

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From: mike@wilma.Berkeley.EDU (Michael A. Bodie)
Subject: Re: Hick joke (Quayle)
Reply-To: mike@wilma.Berkeley.EDU (Michael A. Bodie)
Organization: Superconducting Super Collider Laboratory
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 16:08:17 GMT

In article <viking.711956741@vincent1.iastate.edu>, viking@iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson) writes:
|> In <1992Jul24.125848.89510@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au> che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
|> 
|> >In article <1992Jul21.184631.18986@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu>, ejhupper@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu (Eric Huppertz) writes:
|> 
|> >> I have this friend...his name is "Shy Shy".  Actually, his name is
|> >> Mike Scheier, but everyone calls him Shy Shy.  So anyway, his birthday
|> >> is in a few days, see and he's from Omaha, Nebraska, so we kind of
|> >> make fun of him being a hick.  So....
|> 
|> 	Too simple: What's the mating cry of a Nebraskan Hick?
|> 
|> 	a: "Go Big Red!"
|> 
|> 	(hint: the Nebraska football team is called the Cornhuskers, and
|> wear red jerseys, hence called the Big Red.  It's a local thing.)
|> 

How about the redneck mating call?

Get in the truck, bitch!


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From: dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Requesting sexist jokes
Date: 31 Jul 92 14:20:50 GMT
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA

lsh1@Ra.MsState.Edu (Shane Hebert) writes:

>suziq@pyrite.SOM.CWRU.Edu (Sue Kwak) writes:

>>Since we have a request for sexist jokes against the women.  I'm
>>requesting sexist jokes against men.

>This isn't an "If you can do it, I can do it too" type thing is it?  :)

Is that a reference to this joke?:

A little boy and a little girl lived next-door to each other.
One day, the little boy showed the girl a toy truck he had. The
little girl said, "I have one of those, too."

The little boy went back in the house and came out with another
toy, and the girl said, "I have one of those."  This happened
a few more times, and finally the boy pulled down his pants
and said, "I'll bet you don't have one of these!"

The little girl pulled down her skirt and said, "My mom says
that if I have one of *these* I can get all of *those* I want!"

Well, is it?
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From: b645znc@utarlg.uta.edu ( Tamara))
Subject: i met a woman
NewsSoftware: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: The University of Texas at Arlington
NntpPostingHost: utarlg.uta.edu
MessageID: <11JUL199223495607@utarlg.uta.edu>
Date: Sun, 12 Jul 1992 04:49:00 GMT
X-Bytes: 837

Hey, I want to tell you about this woman I met while I was in Mo earlier
this month.  This lady had just married a man that was really really rich.. 
we're talking in the millions.  Anyways, he died after a few months so she
remarried again to man that was an actor....really famous guy, but he died
within a few months.  So guess what she did...she remarried again.  This time
it was to a preacher, but wouldn't you know it, he died within a few months.
So of course she married another man.....this time it was an undertaker.
Now, you may be wondering what the whole point of this story is by now.  
Well, the point is that she married 'one for the money, two for the show,
three to get ready, and four to go!!!!!' 

  Kind of corny, but I've been reading some of the other stuff here
  and this isn't nearly as bad as the others!!!!!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: MORE FUNNY NAMES
From: z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Date: 29 Jul 92 09:57:12 CST
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

RICHARD LIPTAK (DICK LIPTAK)
ROYAL POPE
PRECIOUS HORN
RICHARD HOPPER (DICK HOPPER)

BUREN Y'BARBO

LISTED IN THE PHONE BOOK OF NACOGDOCHES, TX
From: z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: SCREW YOU
Date: 23 Jul 92 01:26:02 GMT
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

I'VE UPPED MY STANDARDS.  UP YOURS.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jmarlan@titan.nmt.edu (Jon Marlan)
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Organization: New Mexico Tech
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 23:39:12 GMT


In article <1992Jul22.165200.6529@gtech.com> fsw@gtech.com (Fred S. Wright) writes:
>In article <1992Jul22.075840.17368@u.washington.edu> accroupi@carson.u.washington.edu (Ziggarigadingdon) writes:
>>
>>I have a neighbor (and i am NOT joking about this) whos name is:
>>Dick Rash...
>>
>>I died when I found out.
>
>My brother's first girlfriend was named Candy Grandey.  Really.
>

Having worked in the campus post office for a while, I came across some
pretty funny names.  The funniest one I remember was a foreign student
with a last name of Luckie-Duque.  There also was a student named Lu Yu.  
I'd like to know if there are any names shorter than that one. 

Jon
From: dan@resonex.com (Dan Kell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Road signs
Date: 22 Jul 92 12:34:50 GMT
Organization: Resonex Inc., Sunnyvale CA

They have this sign all the Boston area.

		Densely
		Settled
		 Area


How surprising! I still don't know what your suppposed to do about this.
Does this mean drive faster or that you get fewer points for peds?

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"Imagination is more important than knowledge."   A. Einstein
From: gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel)
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 14:28:24 GMT
Subject: Re: Citizen Lazlo
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Loveland, CO
Newsgroups: rec.humor

> Check this one out!

I remember the first one many years ago.  I couldn't figure out which were
funnier, the ones where he got a deadpan answer and the ones where they
played along with the game.  (There were some really surprising responses in
the second category.)

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From: z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: <None>
Date: 23 Jul 92 14:28:26 CST
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

In article <goosen.18.711785355@cc.und.ac.za>, goosen@cc.und.ac.za (Chris Goosen) writes:
> In article <920720152729@herpes@ftp.com> ian@vax.ftp.com writes:
>>Subject: NAMES-Funny
>>From: ian@vax.ftp.com
>>Date: 20 Jul 92 20:27:29 GMT
> 
>>Some more funny names:
> 
>>Al Coholic (from the Simpsons)
>>Ben Dover (old I know)
>>Stuart Dent (Stu Dent)
>>Adam Baum
>>Hugh G. Rection (huge erection)
>>Eric Chen (erection)
> 
>>and of course the great old standby from Porky's:
> 
>>Mike Hunt
> 
>>Ian Greengross
>>ian@ftp.com
>>-----------------------------------------
> 
> And more from the Simpsons
> 
> I. P. Freely
HOW ABOUT DAN DRUFF?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rob@spot.Colorado.EDU (Rob Cuthbertson)
Subject: Re: Life  2.T
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 18:05:45 GMT

Could someone let me know how to set a kill file (from rn) to filter out a 
specific author?  If I have to read another insipid "Life x.x" I think I'll
throttle somebody.

--Rob Cuthbertson, rob@spot.Colorado.EDU
"A lex upon you, and a yacc on your kin!"
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Date: 27 Jul 92 22:01:12 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Jul23.200432.15997@ultb.isc.rit.edu> tdn7039@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:
>In article <1992Jul23.182048.15240@ultb.isc.rit.edu>, pac5979@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:
>>Richard Less     (Dick Less)

I met a guy once that was being interviews for a job.  His name was Les Moore.
He introduced himself as, "I'm Les Moore, more or less."  He didn't get the
job.

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From: chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu (Jen Schacher)
Subject: Re: Stupidity (was Re: that'd be in the butt, bob)
Reply-To: chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 20:51:47 GMT

In an American History class in high school, we had a geography
test in which we had to label all the states on a map. A few people 
couldn't even identify Georgia, their home state!

Jen
Organisation: European Space Technology Centre (E.S.T.E.C)
Date: Friday, 31 Jul 1992 10:13:04 CET
From: Hugh D.R. Evans <HEVANS@ESTEC.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: French Jokes
 <92209.153950MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>

In article <92209.153950MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>, <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> says:
>
>In article <13554@gazette.bcm.tmc.edu>, ak990140@SPECIALK.IAIMS.BCM.TMC.EDU
>(Arthur Kania) says:
>>Purquoi les Newfies amenent des fusils pour aller a la toillete ?
>>Pour chasser les odeurs et tirer sur la chaine.
>
>
>Just for all of us non-frenchies, would someone translate please?
>

Sure.

Why do the Newfies like the rifles (guns) to go to the toilet?

To hunt the odours and shoot (pull) the chain.

For me, the primary pun is the tirer double meaning of shoot and pull.

Hope this helps, although it doesn't really translate to English particularly
well, a problem with most puns :-).

Regards,
Hugh
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: djvv@zlf.uucp (David van Veen)
Subject: a lot of balls
Organization: daj Seattle
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 04:44:39 GMT

   So, who took more balls in the chin... 

     Yogi Berra or Rock Hudson?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: al@escom.com (Al Donaldson)
Subject: takea my heart, Pope
Organization: ESCOM Corporation
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 17:21:35 GMT

A crowd is gathered in St. Peter's Square, waiting for the pontiff
to bless them.  The appointed hour comes and then passes.
Finally, a Cardinal steps out on the balcony and explains that
the pontiff has been struck down by a heart attack, and his
situation is such that if he doesn't get a heart transplant he
will die.

The crowd responds in unison "TAKE-A MY HEART, POPE!"

The Cardinal appears to be moved by this genuine show of devotion,
and explains that truly any person contributing their heart to
the Pope would spend eternity in glory. So, he says, "To choose
this blessed person, I will throw this feather in the air, and
whoever it lands on will be the person to donate his or her heart
to our stricken Pontiff."

With that, he throws the feather in the air.  As the feather descends,
there's ten thousand people with their heads tilted backwards shouting
"TAKE-A MY HEART, POPE!" and attempting to blow the feather back into
the air,  "TAKE-A MY HEART, POPE..<whuff, whuffff>..."

Al
From: RTL22898@VAX1.UTULSA.EDU (Tristia)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Grafitti Quotes
Date: 24 Jul 1992 13:53:25 -0500
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu
X-Unparseable-Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 13:53:02 -0500 (CDT)

>From: holly@hpcupt1.cup.hp.com (Jim Hollenback)
>DAM - Mothers against Dyslexia

OR
	DAMM - Drunks Against MADD Mothers

I apologize if my earlier goof-up got posted...
From: lou@netlink.cts.com (Louis Puccio)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Band Names
Date: 27 Jul 92 23:47:50 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

dickwin@sequent.com (Dick Winningstad) writes:

> Many years ago there was a band in the area called:
> 
> Peter and the Fore Skins
> 
> 
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> +Dick Winningstad                                                    +
> +                    Italian Wines are Fine                          +
> +          I'd rather be on a Moto Guzzi in eastern Oregon.          +
> +          Fourth gear curves at 7000 RPM are the greatest!          +
> +dickwin@sequent.com                                                 +
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


but who was the 'head' singer?
:>

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From: michael@paul.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: U
Date: 30 Jul 92 17:00:43 GMT
	<5009@transfer.stratus.com> <1992Jul29.141652.13454@newstand.syr.edu>
Organization: Boston University
In-reply-to: rsadve@rodan.acs.syr.edu's message of 29 Jul 92 18:16:52 GMT

In article <1992Jul29.141652.13454@newstand.syr.edu> rsadve@rodan.acs.syr.edu (    Adve    ) writes:

=>> >But look, he's only an arab. Not known for great minds in the first place.
=>> 
=>> Tom, when your high-school math teacher told you that "the Arabs invented
=>> zero," I don't believe you quite grasped what he was trying to convey.
=>
=>Sure he did.  He got the idea it was an approximation of his IQ.
=>

=Actually the Indians invented zero.

Correct. But the Arabs DID invent algebra. And it was the collapse
of Constantinople which indirectly gave rise to the
European renaissance.
But now for something completely different...

chaplin.


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From: westover@npdiss8.StPaul.NCR.COM (Craig Westover)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Transplants
Date: 20 Jul 92 20:36:52 GMT
Organization: NCR NPD StPaul

<1992Jul14.165824.17407@cbnewsl.cb.att.com>
<1992Jul15.165810.1195@njitgw.njit.edu> <1992Jul15.172901.17785@news.nd.edu>
Reply-To: westover@npdiss8.StPaul.NCR.COM (Craig Westover)
Followup-To: 
Distribution: usa
Organization: NCR NPD StPaul
Keywords: 

>>>
From previous posts:

>>>When the recipient gets out of the hospital, will his ability to monkey
>>>around be impaired?
>>>-- 
>>>Sam Saal      homxb!saal OR saal@homxb.att.com
>>>     Vayiftach HaShem et Peah Ha`Aton
>>
>>His wife had better watch out least he cheatah on her!!!!!
>>
>
If the operation changes his sexual orientation, she may have to worry
about getting the monkey off her back!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (.I.Moscoso.)
Subject: Free salad
Summary: earth clogs
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 07:40:40 GMT


why.. what'd he do?

-----------------------------
the obligatory internet joke;

	two guys enter the Net

	the other one walks into a bar.


--
-ivan with boredom
(personally, i'd rather stay at home and avoid the pitfalls)
From: gjl@phx.mcd.mot.com (George Lloyd)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: FuNnY NaMeS
Date: 28 Jul 92 23:59:14 GMT
Organization: Motorola Computer Group, Tempe, Az.


From the stage:
	Peter O'Toole
	Peter Sellers
From Sports:
	Harry Dick (Hockey-NY Rangers 1940's)
	James "Rubber" Krapp (Baseball-Philadelphia A's 1930's?)
	Dick Drago (Baseball)
	Dick Drott (Baseball)
	Dick Trickle (Auto Racing)

My brother went to school with a guy Novie Balz that everyone called 
Knobby Balls.  He also has a guy Lance Boyels (Pronounced like Boils) in
a class.

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Ditto for Motorola's opinions!

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