From: pharvey@quack.sac.ca.us (Paul Harvey)
Subject: Re: More themes please!
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Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 04:51:55 GMT

OK, San Francisco Bay Area:
SF: Babylon by the bay, temp 65-55 year-round
Daly City: top of the hill, daly city! worse fog than SF
South San Francisco: the industrial city, WWII town
San Bruno:
Pacifica: you can see the pacific on a clear day! great for fog
Millbrae:
Burlingame:
Hillsborough: stinking rich!
San Mateo: College of SM, 70's year-round, central location
Foster City: live on a modern landfill, but survived Loma Prieta quake
Belmont: more stinking filthy rich
Redwood City: dead-wood city, circle-star theater
San Carlos:
Atherton: stinking filty rich, snobish too!
Menlo Park:
Palo Alto: 70's year-round, Stanford Univ, yuppie college town, BMW's
	check out the original palo alto (redwood tree) on palo alto street
E. Palo Alto: hmm, ... different, interesting history
Portola Valley: where the Stanford upitty-ups live
Los Altos Hills: old SF summer vacation land, now old and new money
Los Altos: the heights, yeah right
Mountain View: Moffet Field Blimp Hangers, noisy P3/Orion prop planes
Sunnyvale: extreme yuppie-dom, filthy clean
Santa Clara: old working-man's town, Santa Clara U, Town Cinema
Monta Vista: but, does this town still exist? Hardware store?
Cupertino: more extreme yuppie-dom, wished they could afford Los Altos Hills
Saratoga: old money town, not cheap! Marjolaines french pastries!
Los Gatos: new money's trying to act like old money, worst air in valley, cats
Monte Sereno: secret stinking filthy rich place
Campbell: pretending not to be San Jose
San Jose: San O'Haze, Dennis Erectus and KOME, J-Town, toy-trolley, toy-city
Alviso: oyster and clam capitol, before SJ built its dump, and the land sunk
Milpitas: little corn fields?, growing low cost SUBurbia, stinks
Warm Springs: Bikers
Fremont: who knows? Mission Peak!
Niles Canyon: more Bikers!
Newark: coyote hills regional park, same name as Newark, New Jersey!
Union City:
Sunol: golf in hell (hot)
Pleasanton: pleasant SUBurbia, yea right!
Hayward: Cal State Hayward, yeah!
San Lorenzo: not to be confused with San Lorenzo Valley
Castro Valley: upper class east bay style
Dublin:
San Ramon:
Alamo:
Walnut Creek: once there was Calif. Walnuts here, once there was a creek too
Lafayette:
Orinda:
Piedmont: wished they lived in Berkeley Hills
Oakland: Oak-town!, Too $hort, Spice1, WWII town, Lake Merritt, best view of SF
Alameda: this place is a dump, hard to believe it's an island
San Leandro: working-man's town
Emeryville: tidal flats constructs
Berkeley: people's republic of, status is judged by how far up you live, UCB
Albany: stupid yuppie condo 
El Cerrito:
Richmond: Richmond-San Rafael bridge
San Pablo:
Pinole: not sure if we want to pronounce the last e or not
Hercules: just like Rodeo
Rodeo: just like Crockett
Crockett: just like Hercules
Martinez: stinking Chevron refineries, little New Jersey
Concord: yuppie town, hot summers
Vallejo: pronounced valley-hoe! or baiyeho, some old Mexican General
Novato:
Ignacio:
San Rafael: San Quentin, San Rafael-Richmond bridge
Mill Valley: yuk, this place has its own yuppie theme song! it's sick
Corte Madera:
Tiburon: yeah right, you might be able to afford this
Sausalito: keep dreaming, maybe one day

That's it, whadi miss?
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