From: duehara@yosemite.ATMOS.Ucla.EDU (Dana Uehara)
Subject: The WDTA Quotes File as of 10/13/92
Organization: Taronga Park BBS
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 13:46:49 PDT
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Here's the updated list of quotes from the WDTA shows from Gummi Bears to
Goof Troop.  If you have any corrections/additions, please Email me directly.
Please do NOT post to the list since I'm very apt to pass it up.

And now, the quotes...  


	QUOTES FROM WALT DISNEY TELEVISION ANIMATION (WDTA) SHOWS
[Gummi Bears, DuckTales, Rescue Rangers, Tale Spin, Darkwing Duck, Goof Troop]


-------------- From "Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears" ---------------

Gruffi:  "The ancient Gummies left us everything we'll ever need!"
			* SPLASH *
Gusto:  "Um...  did the ancient Gummies also happen to leave a towel?"
					-- "Bridge on the River Gummi"

Gusto:  "What should I do with my life, Cav... plumbing?  Shoe repair?"
					-- "Color Me Gummi"

Gusto:  "What in the name of fur...?"
					-- "Color Me Gummi"

Gusto:  "Hey, Toader!  Like to go for a little spin?"
					-- "Water Way To Go"

Toadie:  "But Dukums, fearless captain must go down with ship!"
Igthorn:  "Congratulations, Toadwart, *you* are now captain!"
					-- "Gummi's At Sea"

Gusto:  "Better put on the brakes, Tummi!"
Tummi:  "Brakes?...  Uh-oh..."
					-- "Day of the Beevilweevils"

Gruffi:  "This boat's nothing but trouble!"
Tummi:  "Aww, we went on an eensey weensey trip and came back with a new
	 Gummi Bear!"
Gruffi:  "*Don't* remind me..."
					-- "My Gummi Lies Over The Ocean"


-------------------------- From "Disney's DuckTales" ---------------------------

Launchpad:  "No can do, Mr. McD."
Fenton/Gizmoduck:  "Blabbering Blatherscythe!"
Scrooge McDuck:  "Tear me tartans!"
                 "Come on, lads!"
                 "Well, pluck me feathers and call me baldy!"

Huey, Dewey, Louie, Scrooge:  "Quackarooni!!"
						-- "Nothing to Fear"

Ma Beagle:  "Come on, give me a kiss..."
Scrooge:  "I'd rather plant a wet one on Shamu the Whale!!"

Launchpad:  "I have a head for clouds!  Mr. McD. says my head's up in the
             clouds all the time!"
						-- "Allowance Day"

Scrooge:  "Boys, look at you!  You've grown up...  and *out*!"
						-- "Duck to the Future"

Scrooge:  "A sea monster ATE MY ICE CREAM?!!...  A sea monster ATE MY ICE
	   CREAM!?!"



----------------------- From "Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers" -------------------

Gadget:  "Well, I guess my [camera] flash is a bit bright..."
Monterey:  "No, Gadget love, the *sun* is bright!  That thing is downright 
            *blinding*!"
						-- "Chocolate Chips"

Chip:  "Did I say fearless?  I meant brainless!"
						-- "To The Rescue"

Mepps:  "Did you ring for us, Boss?"
Fat Cat:  "No, I was just testing my moron magnet!"
						-- "Flash the Wonder Dog"

Everyone:  "Rescue Rangers, away!"
Gadget:    "Oh, it'll only take a second."
                              
Monterey Jack:  "I hope you built brakes on this thing, Gadget love."
Gadget:         "Of course I did, Monty.  But they fell off a few
                 blocks back."

Chip turns off Dale's Heavy Metal video on TV
	Dale:  "Hey!  What'd you do that for?"
	Chip:  "I can't think with all that noise!"
	Dale:  "It's heavy metal music!  You're not supposed to think!"
	Chip:  "I don't care if it's heavy on the anchovies!"
						-- "Risky Beesness"

Fat Cat:  "After I'm through with him, the only dogs that people will like
	   will be HOT DOGS!!"
						-- "Flash the Wonder Dog"

Dale:  "What's this thing?"
Gadget:  "Oh, that's the 'hover' switch!  It should turn the Ranger Wing into
	  a helicopter!"
Chip & Monty:  "Should?!?!"
						-- "Song of the Night 'N Dale"


------------------------------ From "Tale Spin" -------------------------------

Trader Moe:  "Okay, boys!  Ready...  aim..."
Kit:  "About face!  *Fire*!!"
	[ The goons fire on Trader Moe ]
Goon #1:  "Aww, sorry, boss!  We was just following orders!"
Goon #2:  "Yeah, orders!"
Trader Moe:  "SHADDUP!!  You don't listen to the kid!  Got it?!"
Goons:  "Yeah..."
Baloo:  "Ready, aim, FIRE!!"
	[ The goons fire on Trader Moe ]
Trader Moe:  "*Don't* listen to the kid!  *Don't* listen to the pilot!  Listen 
	      to *me*!  When *I* say fire, you *fire*!!...  Wait!!"
	[ The goons fire on Trader Moe ]
Goon #1:  "But it was *you* this time!"
Goon #2:  "Yeah, you!"
						-- "Time Waits For No Bear"

Employee 1:  "Doesn't Mr. Khan ever get any sleep?"
Employee 2:  "Ever hear of vampires?"
						-- "A Bad Reflection On You"

Baloo:  "Quiet!  Do you want to tip off Rebecca?"
Karnage:  "No, I want to BUMP off Rebecca!"
						-- "Stuck On You"

Rebecca:  "That's your mechanic?  He couldn't tell a screwdriver from a BUS
	   driver!"		
						-- "Plunder and Lightning"

Rebecca:  "Wildcat...  get therapy."

Karnage:  "This is no time for a Chinese Fire Drill!"
						-- "Plunder and Lightning"

Baloo:  "When I get through with that guy he'll be able to count all his teeth
         on ONE FINGER!!"
						-- "Stormy Weather"

Karnage:  "Lookity look!  We are divisible!"	
						-- "Stuck On You"

Corp. Gadz: "Man's first contact with life from another planet!  It's 
	     *beautiful*... it's *wonderful*...  LET'S FRY THE 
	     SLIME-BUCKETS!!!!!"
						-- "War of the Weirds"

Karnage:  "Baloo?  That annoying amateur?  That fly in my personal ointment?  I
	   do not see any Baloo here, just three mutinous muttonheads!  Now get
           back to the Iron Vulture!  I will figure out an appropriately 
           appalling punishment later."		
						-- "Stuck On You"

Weasel:  "Sorry, sir!  I was too busy thinking about your Heimlick Maneuver
	  to notice that you were choking!"
						-- "Vowel Play"

Karnage: "Open the bomb-bay doors, please, Hal!"
Pilot 1: "No!"
Pilot 2: "Don't you have any *decency*?"
Karnage: "I am a PIRATE!  I don't *do* 'decency!'"
Maddog:  "Awww.  Why'dja let 'em _live_, Boss?"
Karnage:  "Because, I want them to tell Shere Khan what we took!
           Let HIM worry."
						-- "Plunder & Lightning"

Maddog:  "Lately we've been skipping the valuables and stealing flagpoles
          and wire and fishbowls and ...."
Karnage:  "Yes, and what is your pathetic little insignificant point?"
Dumptruck:  "Vell, Cap'n,  vhat's all dis junk for?"
Maddog:  "Yeah, we don't understand."
Karnage:  "That is why _I_ am in charge and you are BIT PLAYERS!  Aww.  Did I
           hurt your pitiful little feelings?  Good."
						-- "Plunder & Lightning"

Karnage: "Fire at will!" 
Wil (desperately dodging a hail of automatic weapons fire):  "AAAAIYEEEE!!"
Karnage: "No, no.  Do not fire at Wil, he is my Second Mate.  FIRE AT THE SEA-
          DUCK!!"

Baloo:  "Heh-hey!  My flying is A plus!"
	         * CRASH *
Kit:  "Yeah, but your landings are C minus!"
						-- "Plunder & Lightning"

Kit:  "Boy, [Rebecca] dies just as good as you do!"
Baloo:  "Told ya she had potential!"
						-- "War of the Weirds"

Kit:  "Baloo told me never to talk to strangers, and I've never met anyone
       stranger than you!"
Karnage:  "Cute kid...  Where's the treasure?"
Kit:  "I don't know!"
Karnage:  "You do?"
Kit:  "Don't!"
Karnage (menacingly):  "Do?!"
Kit:  "*Don't*!!"
Karnage:  "You don't?"
						-- "Polly Wants A Treasure"

Wildcat:  "I am Dr. Svenvely Gesundheit, B.V.D."
Rebecca:  "You mean Ph.D."
Wildcat:  "That too..."
						-- "War of the Weirds"

Maddog:  "What do you want us to steal, Captain?"
Karnage:  "Do I have to write you a *shopping list*?!  Anything!  Everything,
	   *including* the kitchen sink!"
		[ LATER ... ]
Karnage:  "Okay, what riches do you have?  You may now *shower* me with them!"
Maddog:  "Well, we got what you asked for...  a kitchen sink!"
Karnage:  "Sink?  I don't need no *stinking* sink!"
Maddog:  "He sank our sink..."
						-- "It Came From Beneath
						    The Sea Duck"

Baloo:  "Great flaming cat whiskers!"
						-- "It Came From Beneath
						    The Sea Duck"

Wildcat:  "Sure, I'd love pool!  But I didn't bring my bathing suit!"
Baloo:  "Mister Khan..."
Wildcat:  "I mean, billiards would be divine..."
						-- "Citizen Khan"

Dumptruck:  "Why do you say 'dive, dive' when you want to sink?"
Maddog:  "Because you *don't* say 'sink, sink'!"
Karnage:  "Row, ROW!!"
Dumptruck:  "Aye-aye, captain captain..."
						-- "It Came From Beneath
						    The Sea Duck" 

Rebecca:  "I'll strangle him, then I'll fire him, then I'll strangle him again!"
						-- "Time Waits For No Bear"

Kit:  "Baloo...  When did you teach the Sea Duck to *hover* like this?"
Baloo:  "Hover?  This plane can't hover!...  Oh, baby...  this is getting
	 *serious*!!"			
						-- "It Came From Beneath
						    The Sea Duck"

Shere Khan:  "My dear, I desire only money and power.  Unpresentable employees
	      provide me with neither."
						-- "Citizen Khan"

Shere Khan:  "I suppose I *should* investigate my untimely abduction..."
						-- "Citizen Khan"

Baloo:  "Rebecca, have a heart!  When was the last time I lied to you?"
Rebecca:  "What time is it?"
						-- "Polly Wants A Treasure"

Rebecca:  "Me?  Jealous of an empty-headed bombshell that can drop a moose
	   at fifty paces?  Ha!!"
						-- "A Star Is Torn"

Kit:  "Stuff it in your windsock!"
Karnage:  "My... wind... SOCK?!!  Why you little...!!! *sniff* *sniff*...
	   what is that smell?"
						-- "Plunder & Lightning"

Molly:  "Some cloud surfer *you* are!"
Kit:  "Well, excuse me for saving your pigtails!"
						-- "Mommy For A Day"

Rebecca:  "I'm a friend and I'll prove it...  even if it *kills* me!...
			[ Gunfire explodes around her ]
           Why do I have to be so *literal*?"	
						-- "A Star Is Torn"

Baloo:  "With all the time I'm spending in the doghouse I'm gonna need a
         flea collar!"
						-- "Polly Wants A Treasure"

Baloo:  "Did anyone tell you that you are *crazy*?"
Karnage:  "What?...  Heh-heh...  *Never*... call me... that... *word*!"
Baloo:  "What?  *Crazy*?"
Karnage:  "That is the word!"
						-- "Stuck On You"

Karnage:  "Quiet up your face and push!"
						-- "Stuck On You"

Karnage:  "It is this way, *trust* me!"
Baloo:  "Trust you?  Every chance you get, you cheat, you rob and you lie!"
Karnage:  "It's my job!"
Baloo:  "It was also your job not to tell them I was with you!"
Karnage:  "Okay, so one little slip-up...  so *shoot* me!"
		[A gunshot ricochets off the hatch]
Baloo:  "I wish you wouldn't say that!"
						-- "Stuck On You"

Baloo:  "I'm gone, man!  Solid gone!"

Molly:  "Tune in next time:  Same Danger Time, same Danger Channel!"

Karnage:  "Leave this to my personal self...  Brilliant, yes-no?"
Baloo:  "Now you're fishing for compliments!"
						-- "Stuck On You"

Baloo:  "Idol of Doom, storm and fire...  flatten that creep like a bicycle
	 tire!"				
						-- "Destiny Rides Again"

Baloo:  "Oh, my aching...  jewels?!"		
						-- "Polly Wants A Treasure"

Employee:  "Hello, Louie's Place!...  Where's the hullabaloo?  Oh, *that*
	    Baloo!"		
						-- "Her Chance to Dream"

Baloo:  "Cut the kid some slack, Jack..."
Kit:  "Yeah!  Listen to the fat lady!"
Baloo:  "*Lady*?!"
Kit:  "Whatever..."
						-- "Plunder and Lightning"

Karnage:  "You have forced me to do terrible things...  I enjoy doing anyway!"
						-- "Captains Outrageous"

Karnage:  "If you want your young friend [Kit] back in just one pieces, either
	   you tell me where the treasure is, or something terrible is going
	   to happen..."
		[The ground collapses from under Karnage's feet]
Karnage:  "Mama...  YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
						-- "Polly Wants A Treasure"

Louie:  "My aunt Louise?  Comin' here?
         RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!  IT'S AUNT LOUISE!!"
						-- "The Ransom of Red Chimp"

Baloo:  "Did you notice anything, HoneyLips?"
Rebecca:  "Not a thing, Butterball!"
						-- "War of the Weirds"

Rebecca:  "I think someone around here needs his head examined."
Wildcat:  "It worked for me..."
						-- "Stuck on You"

Goon #1:  "Hey, wait a minute!  You're the pilot who lost the box!"
Baloo:  "Eureka, we've struck brains!"
						-- "Time Waits For No Bear"

Wildcat:  "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain!  I'd like to announce 
	   that we will be going *fast* now..."
						-- "Time Waits For No Bear"

Karnage:  "I must say...  I do look *marvelous*!"
Rebecca:  "WHAT?!!"
						-- "A Baloo Switcheroo"

Karnage: "I am certainly very happy for you, but--WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
						-- "The Ransom of Red Chimp"

Karnage:  "When I catch that bothersome Baloo, I'll tear him into itsy bitsy
	   pieces of ugly bear -- and then I sew him back together again -- 
	   with dull needles!"
						-- "Polly Wants A Treasure"

Baloo: "If you were Rick Sky, how come you got caught so easy? You were only
        outnumbered 10 to 1."
Rick: "That was your fault. You didn't tell me your blasted plane had no guns.
       Imagine *my* surprise!"
Baloo: "Well, if I'd known you were gonna steal it, I'd have put some on for 
	you!"
Rick: "That's perfectly all right. Apology accepted."
						-- "Bygones"

Wildcat: "I can slap together a plane in two hours with the parts I've got.
	  And since I have only half the parts, it should take only half as 
	  long!"
						-- "Bygones"

Baloo: "Will it fly?"
Wildcat (laughing): "Will it fly?? Will it fly???.......... might."
						-- "Bygones"

Baloo: "Only an idiot would go in there!...Might as well get started."
						-- "Bygones"

Baloo: "And when it was over, the Squadron of Seven flew off, never forgetting
        the lone pilot who helped them recover the treasure...and their honor."
						-- "Bygones"

Baloo and Louie: "This is us....leaving."
						-- "The Road to Macadamia"

Baloo: "What's the matter, pal? Ain't you never seen a pair of *bongos* 
	before?"
						-- "Balooest of the Bluebloods"


--------------------------- From "Darkwing Duck" ------------------------------

Darkwing:  "That was the second most painful moment of my life."
Stegmutt:  "What was the first?"
Darkwing:  "'Put out the Darkwing, put out the Darkwing'!"
						-- "Jurassic Jumble"

Tuskernini:  "I am *not* Tuskernini...  and this is an excellent disguise!"

Gosalyn: "Really...what kind of person does he think I am?"
Darkwing: "Need I remind you about the time with the peanut butter, the floor 
	   wax and my VCR?"
Gosalyn: "But that was an *accident*."
						-- "Paraducks"

Drake:  "Yes, I *chose* to be here..."
						-- "The Merchant of Menace"

Darkwing:  "The daring Darkwing Duck defies death yet again, and defeats the
	    denizens of darkness!"
						-- "Monsters R Us"

Darkwing:  "Gosalyn?"
Gosalyn:  "Dad?"
Darkwing & Gosalyn:  "AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"
						-- "Trading Faces"

Darkwing: "Tampering with my masterpiece, eh, Megavolt?" 
Megavolt: "Don't you ever *knock*??"
						-- "Comic Book Capers"

Gosalyn:  "Boy, Darkwing, you've got to work on your narration!  They write 
	   better stuff on Saturday morning cartoons!"
						-- "Darkly Dawns The Duck"

Darkwing: "I need to work on a shorter intro...."
						-- "Slime OK, You're OK"

Megavolt:  "Duck born with silver spoon in mouth speak with forked tongue!
            If you can dish it out, I can take it!"
Darkwing:  "Much more of this and I'll have a full place setting!"
						-- "Comic Book Capers"

Darkwing:  "I'm a...  I'm a...  I'm a *cartoon*?!!  Oh, well..."
						-- "Twitching Channels"

Darkwing:  "Let me see...  a fourteen-mile drop at something approaching the 
            speed of light...  We could be in for a rough landing, L.P.!!"
Launchpad:  "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
						-- "Comic Book Capers"

Megavolt:  "Blast you... you're HANDICAPPED!!"
Darkwing:  "We prefer the term 'physically challenged.'"
						-- "Duck Blind"

Darkwing:  "Gee, this hurts..."			
						-- "Darkly Dawns the Duck"

Binkie:  "Oh, my stars...  With reading material like this, it's no wonder
	  why children grow up to be cruel, despotic dictators!"
						-- "Comic Book Capers"

Darkwing:  "I don't mean to interrupt, but...  WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!"
						-- "Comic Book Capers"

Negaduck:  "Don't think you'll be able to hold us in here!  I'll..."
Seaman Drake:  "Quiet, or I'll summon the Darkwing Doubloon!"
Other Villains (to Negaduck):  "Yeah!  QUIET!!"
						-- "Darkwing Doubloon"

Avenger:  "Like I always say, when in doubt, accessorize!"
						-- "The Secret Origins of
						    Darkwing Duck"

Darkwing:  "We're investigating a crime and you're the prime seduction...
	    uh, *suspect*..."
						-- "Ghoul of My Dreams"

Darkwing:  "Oh, the pain, the *pain*..."
						-- "Life, the Negaverse, and
						    Everything"

Launchpad:  "Uh, DW...?"
Darkwing:  "What is it, Launchpad?"
Launchpad:  "Do you know anything about washing machines?"
Darkwing:  "What?"
Launchpad:  "Well, I was wondering...  if the lid was stuck shut with the
	     thing on high, what do you think would happen?"
Darkwing:  "Well, I suppose the washer would explode in a mountain of suds!"
				** BOOM **
Launchpad:  "I was *afraid* of something like that..."
						-- "Comic Book Capers"

Negaduck:  "Ah, my beautiful St. Canard... smell those noxious fumes."
						-- "Life, the Negaverse, and
						    Everything"

Darkwing:  "I prefer the normal, *tacky* Muddlefoots..."
						-- "Life, the Negaverse, and
						    Everything"

Darkwing:  "What's the one thing every garden pest fears?  Common household
	    salt!"
Launchpad:  "Uh, DW...  don't I have some change coming?"
Darkwing:  "Sorry I didn't get a receipt!"
						-- "Comic Book Capers"

Darkwing:  "I am the terror that flaps in the night!"
Megavolt:  "Happy flapping!"
						-- "Duck Blind"

Megavolt:  "What is *with* you?  Can't a guy have a *hobby*?!"
						-- "Duck Blind"

Nodoff:  "Come with me, Morgana, and I'll show you the riches of St. Canard!"
Darkwing:  "Don't be a fool, Morgana!  You know what this pint-sized
            pipsqueak's promises are worth!"
Morgana:  "Uh...  is this something I have to decide right away?"
Darkwing:  "Mor-GAN-a...!!!!!"
						-- "Ghoul of My Dreams"

Megavolt:  "Please, I know you!  You're the Darkwing Duck fan club!"
Darkwing:  "Yes, and as a matter of fact, we're having a *membership* drive!"
						-- "Duck Blind"

Darkwing:  "Nice touch...  electromagnetizing steak knives..."
Launchpad:  "Sure impressed *me*!!"
						-- "Duck Blind"

Darkwing:  "You are *not* a well person!"
Megavolt:  "And you're NORMAL?!  'I am the cold sore that stings your lip?'
	    We're definitely talking *demented*!"
						-- "Duck Blind"

Darkwing:  "Clever of me to use my *spine* to break my fall like that..."

Nega-Binkie:  "Now, Honker dear, you run along and do some life-altering damage
               to those nice men who hurt Mommy!"
						-- "Life, the Negaverse, and
						    Everything"

Gosalyn:   "Darkwarrior...?"
Darkwing:  "Oh, great!  My daughter's gone for five minutes, and already she's
	    forgotten my name!"
						-- "Time and Punishment"

Darkwing:  "I don't know where you went, but you're going to wish you'd never
	    *returned*!!"			-- "Time and Punishment"



------------------------------- From "Goof Troop" ------------------------------

PJ:  "Oh, great!  Leech is gonna kill us, the police are gonna arrest us, and
      my dad's gonna *sand* us!"
Max:  "Look, we'll hide the bottle here for tonight!  In the morning we'll
       think of *something*!"
PJ:  "Like changing our names and putting ourselves up for *adoption*?!!"
						-- "Maximum Insecurity"

Peg:  "Your choice...  Ice for Mommy or cold shoulder for Poppa...  You
       tell *me*...  and CLEAN UP THIS MESS!!!"
						-- "Maximum Insecurity"

Goofy:  "If your son was my son, I'd still be an idiot!"
						-- "You Camp Take It With You"

Max:  "Are you okay?"
Goofy:  "Guess we better check the 'What to do if you don't know what to
	 do' section."
						-- "You Camp Take It With You"

Pete:  "I almost forgot the bullets."
						-- "You Camp Take it With You"

Max: "We're losing the trailer!"
Goofy:  "Take the wheel, Max!" 
Max:  "But I'm only eleven-and-a-half years old!" 
Goofy:  "That's okay, Max!  This car is old enough to drive itself!"
						-- "You Camp Take It With You"

Max:  "You need a license to do this?!?!"
						-- "You Camp Take It With You"

Goofy:  "Oh, hi there, Pete!  Got problems with your *plumbing*?"
						-- "You Camp Take It With You"

Max:  "Big red noses and paddle feet do not usually strike terror into my 
       heart..."
Giblet:  "Your ten seconds are *up*!"
Max:  "Of course, I'm always open-minded..."
						-- "Three Ring Bind"

Max:  "You'll be the first kid in our block to break the sound barrier!"
PJ:  "Come on, I've already broken the *pain* barrier...  It's *your* turn!"
						-- "Hot Air"

Max:  "Fishing with your dad!  What could be more fun?"
PJ:  "Eating *glass*!  You know what fishing with him is *like*?  Not to mention
      when I turn *green* and toss three meals a day!"
						-- "Slightly Dinghy"

Max:  "New plan..."
PJ:  "I *hate* this!"
Max:  "You're gonna *love* it!...  You get to hit me!"
PJ:  "Really??"
Max:  "Yeah!...  But I get to hit you...  FIRST!"
						-- "Slightly Dinghy"

Max:  "Remember the three rules of camping...  be clean, be courteous and be
       careful!  Helping this guy is the courteous thing to do!" 
PJ:  "You'll let me know when we hit that part about being *careful*?!" 
						-- "You Camp Take It With You" 

Pete:  "Toast, son?  Two slices or three?" 
PJ:  "Two plus three is five, minus two is three, minus two is one!" 
Pete:  "Okay, so you can add!  Want an egg?"
PJ:  "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
Pete:  "Okay, no egg!  Say, don't tell me you want a candy bar for breakfast!"
PJ:  "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!...  I can't take it any more...  eggs...  and
      toast...  and jelly...  and a pizza..."
Max:  "Down, PJ, *down*!!"
Pete:  "Say, what's wrong with him?"
Max:  "He memorized the math book forty-seven times!  I think he's got numbers
       on the brain..."
						-- "Axed By Addition"

PJ:  "What if...  I flunked?"
Pete:  "FLUNK?!?!  And make *my* brains look bad?!"
						-- "Axed By Addition"

PJ:  "Dad...  it's really not...  *that* bad!...."
Pete:  "Get me a siren...  I mean an *ambulance*!  MY KID'S SICK WITH THE 
        CRUD!!!"
						-- "Axed By Addition"

Max:  "You've got twenty-three hours and thirteen minutes to do everything you
       ever wanted to do in your whole life!"
PJ:  "Even the stuff I'd get killed for?"
Max:  "What's the difference?  PJ, you're dead meat anyway!"
						-- "Axed By Addition"

Max:  "So what looks good today, Outer Mongolian Worry Warts or Peruvian
       Pus-Face?  We'll mix and match 'em...  the grosser the better..."
						-- "Axed By Addition"

PJ:  "I dunno, Max...  Maybe we ought to do something tamer, like sky-diving
      off the Trump Tower..."
Max:  "Hey, when my best buddy's looking at life imprisonment with no parole,
       I'm not gonna let him miss his last chance at breaking his neck!"
						-- "Axed By Addition"

Pete:  "I've gotta choose...  killer germs or...  lifelong *guilt*..."
						-- "Axed By Addition"

Pete:  "An 'A'?  Ya-hoo!  My kid with my brains got my A!!"
						-- "Axed By Addition"

Peg:  "I wouldn't luau with you if my hula hips *depended* on it!!"
						-- "Wrecks, Lies & Videotape"

Pete:  "Pistol!  What are you doing?  Little bitsy girls can't fly!"
Pistol:  "I'm not flying, Daddy... I'm *landing*!"
Pete:  "Landing?  Oh, that's different...  *LANDING*?!!"
						-- "Hot Air"

Goofy:  "But Pistol, you're only four years old!"
Pistol:  "Four-and-a-*half*!"
Max:  "She'll never see *five*..."
						-- "Hot Air"

Director:  "Okay, enough rehearsing!  Let's do a take with the camera running!"
Pete:  "Well, at least my commercial will clean up...  WHAT?!!?  REHEARSAL?!?!!
        Why you...  I'm gonna punch you so hard your *mom* will get a black 
	eye!!" 
						-- "Hot Air"

Goofy:  "Don't worry about it, Pete...  Let me take care of it!"
Pete:  "You better not mean what I mean when I say that!!"
						-- "Fool's Gold"

Pete:  "The gorilla is gonna fly the plane?!!"
Director:  "Don't worry!  Hasn't crashed one in *days*!"
Pete:  "DAYS?!?!?!"
						-- "Hot Air"

PJ:  "It's like, awful, knowing when your life's gonna end..."
						-- "Axed By Addition"

Goofy:  "Getting pretty good at this hammering thing!  Haven't hit a...
	 *yow!*...  finger.  Still got seven more good ones, anyway...
	 *ow!*... six more...  *owoo!*...  five more...  *ow!*..."
						-- "Forever Goof"

Goofy:  "I lose more hammers that way..."
						-- "Forever Goof"

Max:  "PJ, why are you telling me all this?"
PJ:  "In case we don't make it, I want to go with a clear conscience, y'know?"
						-- "Forever Goof"	

Max:  "One word of this to *anyone* and your pigtails will be *orphans*!"
						-- "Date With Destiny"

Pete:  "How many times do I have to tell you...  do what I *think*, not
	mean what I say?!!"
						-- "Axed By Addition"

Pete:  "That's my boy...  doesn't want to go slow and painful...  wants to
	go *fast* and painful..."		
						-- "Axed By Addition"

Pete:  "Oho, playing *sick*, eh?  Well, you can't fool me...  I was a fool *way*
        before you were born!"
						-- "Axed By Addition"

Pete:  "What?  No cartoonies?"
						-- "Forever Goof"

Pete:  "Get this thing over to Spoonerville!"
Homer:  "What?  And risk Mr. G.'s dishes?"
Pete:  "SANITY BEFORE CROCKERY!!"		
						-- "Forever Goof"

PJ:  "Whoa, these guys are dead meat!  When Dad sees this, he's gonna bust a 
      gut!"
Pistol:  "Uh-uh...  Betcha it'll be his *spleen*!"
PJ:  "Quarter?"
Pistol:  "Covered!..."
						-- "Forever Goof"

PJ:  "You think this will really work?"
Max:  "I'd stake your life on it, dude!"		
						-- "Forever Goof"

Goofy:  "A--lo--ha!  That there's Hawaiian for 'aloha'!"
						-- "Forever Goof"

Goofy:  "Little?  Why, my son's twice as tall as I was when I was only *half*
	 his size!  Come on, son, we're leaving!...  Forgot we live here...
	 *You* get out!"
						-- "Forever Goof"

Pete:  "My PJ's *nobody's* fool!"
Goofy:  "Oh, yeah?  Well, my Max is *twice* the fool of your son and then some!"
						-- "Forever Goof"

Goofy:  "Creepy movies don't agree with you, son!"
Max:  "What are you talking about?"
Goofy:  "Remember that old witch in 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'?  
         *Hyuk*...  you were so scared, you had hiccups for a week!"
PJ:  "Snow White...?"
Max:  "No way!...  That was...  uh, *pickles*..."
Goofy:  "Max, you can't watch Grandma stuff a chicken without going faint!"
Max:  "The past, Dad, you're talking about the *past*!  I'm eleven-and-a-half!
       Nothing scares me..."
PJ:  "Except math tests..."
Max:  "That's *different*, PJ...  Besides, PJ's dad says it's a part of 
       manhood!"
PJ:  "I'm still working on *boyhood*..."
						-- "Midnight Movie Madness"


Acknowledgements/Contributors:

>From jdb8042@tamuts.tamu.edu (John D. Baker)
>From duehara@yosemite.atmos.ucla.edu (Dana Uehara)
>From Avi Melman <amelman@orion.oac.uci.edu>
>From spc55721@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (the PC-Thief)
>From agent99@kretin.infoserv.com (Wendy Lee)
>From fields@aludra.usc.edu (Canis)



-- 
===============  Dana Uehara (duehara@yosemite.atmos.ucla.edu) ===============
"You get to hit me!"
"Really??"
"Yeah!  But I get to hit you...  FIRST!"			-- Max & PJ