HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: smithrud@advtech.uswest.com ()
Subject: Re: ar
Organization: U S WEST Advanced Technologies
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 03:57:33 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.170412.1@happy.colorado.edu> etbeteille@happy.colorado.edu writes:
>
>Oh God -- I just thought of the most funniest thing.
>Imagine if someone replied to this and we all looked 
>at the other guy's subject line it would spell out
>REAR!!!   Hahahahahahaha!!! ...well, except it would
>have a colon in it .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That's quite alright since colons and rears go together anyhow.  Heh.
Well, there ya go .. there's your subject line.  Hmm.. somehow it
doesn't look as funny as you made it sound.  Plphtpht. ;)  And,
what made you think it would be a guy responding?  Tsk tsk.
What is it?  A club around here? :)

Back to lurking,
Cari

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,rec.arts.poems
From: jis@panix.com (Linus Van Pelt)
Subject: A.I. Induced Poetry (No C&C needed)
Organization: PANIX Public Access Unix, NYC
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 05:30:50 GMT


Babble (AI produced poetry......)
---------------------------------

(like Planet of the Apes) 
"Yo chimp!  Stop eating them bannanas and scrub my 
farm," said Dick.  It is it.  
In the tub was full of a tropical island 
And I can ride away.  

"Oh, Jane went the little baby.  Clean.  Come with 
the pigs?"  
Your dishes clean up, said Sally.  Please get up.  
"Oh, This is Spot run.  Look."  
And ride and me.  "Fuck you."  

Jane said 

"It is Baby Sally's family."  
And cars.  Something to work, and I thought about 
better ways to get rid of it come here.  
Jane said Jane.  

Sitting on the floor 
Mother.  

"Yo chimp!  Run and Sally.  Something red.  Clean up, 
Sally."  
Your dishes clean.  Spot saw something to get 
something.  
And he would say, run away.  
Full of grime 

"We can make your mother.  We see Sally's family run.  
Dick.  Look," 
They make your mother.  

Mother.  In my big cookie.  
He saw something funny family run, 
And the pigs.  

Hmm.  

He would leave 
Fuck you.  Thank you my man!  Go scrub you're own 
tub...  But if the chimp to clean up after me.  
"Yo chimp!  Run."  
"One, Mother."  
Fuck you.  Come and do it.  

How dense I can ride this is not do what I can he 
would leave 
So I will get cookies?  
In, I would have.  
Your dishes clean.  Father, Dick.  
In the pets, said 
Away went to come here are you.  

"I get one for you.  Come and out right, Sally."  
And help me.  "Oh, down."  
"Oh, yes," said, oh!  This one for you.  "Run, 
good-by."  
Jane said, I can help you are you cannot talk to eat.  

Fuck you, said, Jane.  

"Wow, Jane.  Look," said Sally.  
And realized my little yellow now they make 
something.  

Fuck you my man!  This and I grab my dick said 

Dishwashing liquid.  

Jane said 
Jane said Sally.  
Dishwashing liquid.  

Fuck you are a chimp to clean up.  
How dense I see the floor 
Jane said 

You're own tub of unclean doodle bugs!  You want 
cookies?  
"This is little Rabbit run, and ride," 
(Freshly squeezed, that is) 
Fuck you.  
And the grime in, ah should clean that stuff.  
Hello, said 
And ah can see the chimp could talk to eat here are 
the ducks.  

So ah get up, said 
Hello.  Clean up after me.  
Suck my boat.  "You cannot guess."  

"Fuck you and all the cows.  Come out."  
"Oyay impchay!  Easeplay etgay idray ofway itway."  
"Ooklay, Iway illway indfay Allysay."  

You're an infuriating speck of foul sloppy camel 
snot!  Run.  This is not come and cars.  
How are you my dick and he would leave 
Fuck you my dick.  See Little Quack, said 
Your mother said 
Full of grime 
"This is for me.  Here, Fuck you."  
So there I was, eh?  
Suck my dick.  This, eh?  
How are you want to Father are you and Jane.  

You're a pretty, 
You're own tub of tattered lizard gizzards!  Run.  
One, said hello.  
"Thpot.  Go in it go thcrub you're own tub..."  And 
if all went all the cowth.  "Here I thee the houthe."  
In.  
Hello, Dick.  I want a pet rabbit for Mother.  
You're own tub!
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 10:19:05 EST
From: <CSD108@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: ar

In article <1993Jan25.170412.1@happy.colorado.edu>,
etbeteille@happy.colorado.edu says:
>
>Oh God -- I just thought of the most funniest thing.
>Imagine if someone replied to this and we all looked
>at the other guy's subject line it would spell out
>REAR!!!   Hahahahahahaha!!! ...well, except it would
>have a colon in it .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

And a space in the middle.
Hooo Hooo Haaa Haaa Haaa
Heee Heee Hooo Hooo Haaa
Ho Ho Haa Haaa Hee Hee.

?

--Craig

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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.feminism
From: etbeteille@happy.colorado.edu
Subject: Song-Fest 1993
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: 20 Jan 93 23:39:03 MDT


John Jacob Jingle Hiemer Schmidt

His name is my name too

Whenever we go out

The people always shout

There goes John Jacob Jingle Hiemer Schmidt

FA LA LA LA LA LA LA ....


[EV'rybody!]


Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Dr Wlodzimierz Staruszkiewicz-Tulczyjew at The National Institute for the Protection of Strange Nam)
Subject: Re:  ,  , ,     (3472) 23-14-43
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 08:56:15 GMT

Albert@post.ifc.bashkiria.su (Ziatdinov Albert) writes:
:       
: , ,,
: ,  . 
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:   .
: 
:    
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:   ,  85, . 22
:   . (3472) 23-14-43
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From: roy@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (Rivet Head)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: 8th wonder of the world
Keywords: Now it's Dark!
Date: 27 Jan 93 06:49:47 GMT
Organization: California State University, Sacramento


Yo, Mr. Gannon:


	DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!


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   |\  /|  __  __    _   __   __  ___  |   |    Your sister is a junkie
   | \/ |  |_  | _  /_\  | \  |_   |   |---|      gets it any way she can
   |    |  |_  |_| /   \ |_/  |_   |   |   |    Your brother's a gay singer
  /  Roy J.  E-MAIL: roy@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu  \     in a stud leather band
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:3795 alt.smouldering.dog.zone:139 talk.bizarre:46688
From: hurd@e7sa.crd.ge.com (Matt Hurd X7583)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.smouldering.dog.zone,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A quick, yet important question...
Date: 27 Jan 93 19:27:49 GMT
Organization: GE Corp. Research & Development, Schenectady, NY

In article <1993Jan25.061108.13740@koko.csustan.edu> msmith@koko.csustan.edu (Marlan Smith) writes:
>
> I have a question:
>		nuqDaq 'oHpuchpa''e'
>

The answer is Blue.  I just know it is.  Am I right?  Come on tell me.

PLEASE....
From: zoltar@amigans.gen.nz (Grant Thoms)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!  BWAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 18:29:09 GMT+1
Organization: Wanganui Amigans, Wanganui, New Zealand

an2956@anon.penet.fi writes:

> HA HA MADE YOU LOOK!

And proud to be.... now where did I put my spinach and Pickle sandwich.. 
I'll just set my chainsaw down and put down these three snappers I was 
juggling...
 
Grant Thoms `A guy who's stupid at heart'
:-)

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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: an1252@anon.penet.fi (Gabriel Stevens)
Subject: Re:      YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!  BWAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.stupidity
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 07:22:45 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.173414.3097@koko.csustan.edu> you write:
>From: msmith@koko.csustan.edu (Marlan Smith)
>Subject: Re:      YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!  BWAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
>Date: 21 Jan 93 17:34:14 GMT
>>Oh, ok you genus.  Your just too smart for me. *yuk* *yuk*
>
>
>
>I'll bet he could spell GENIUS!!!!!
>
>*****YUK*********YUK********
>
>-Fishy
HAVE YOU NOTHING TO DO OTHER THAN CORRECT MY MISSPELLINGS?  JUST TO PROVE 
HOW STUPID ALL OF YOU ARE I STARTED THIS THREAD.  GUESS I WAS RIGHT.  THIS 
IS ALT.STUPIDITY THOUGH.  I GUESS IT WAS STUPID TO POST THIS IN THE FIRST 
PLACE.  OH WELL, DEAL WITH IT!
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From: keithg@boi.hp.com (Keith Glasson)
Subject: Re: Elvis
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 11:55:08 GMT
Organization: work
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1.4 PL6]

l.j.z. (ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu) wrote:
: 
: 
: 
: 
: 
: 
: 
: 		 
: 
: 
: 
: 			      Elvis.
: 
: 
: 
: 
: 
: 
: 
		Decomposes.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Rear
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 03:58:16 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.170412.1@happy.colorado.edu> etbeteille@happy.colorado.edu writes:
>From: etbeteille@happy.colorado.edu
>Subject: ar
>Date: 25 Jan 93 17:04:12 MDT
>
>Oh God -- I just thought of the most funniest thing.
>Imagine if someone replied to this and we all looked 
>at the other guy's subject line it would spell out
>REAR!!!   Hahahahahahaha!!! ...well, except it would
>have a colon in it .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh YEAH?????

MAIL-mail: gunnarh@sofus.dhhalden.no    SNAIL-mail: Gunnar Horrigmo
           gunnarh@fenris.dhhalden.no               Oskleiva 17
                                                    N-1772 Norway
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Disclaimer: The above posting may seem like insignificant rubbish at 
first glance, but if you read between the lines, you will be 
surprised to discover the annals of Burt Bacharach, world peace, 
Oxford Advanced Readers Dictionary, quantum physics made easy, and an 
easy-to-use step-by-step walkthrough on how to make a time travelling 
device that actually works.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: an1252@anon.penet.fi (Gabriel Stevens)
Subject: Re:      YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!  BWAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.stupidity
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 08:53:37 GMT

In article <1jkbm9INNfhb@titan.ucs.umass.edu> you write:
>From: s7958246@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Mr. Duality)
>Subject: Re:      YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!  BWAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
>Date: 20 Jan 1993 15:11:53 -0500
>In article <1993Jan19.044518.28057@fuug.fi> an2956@anon.penet.fi writes:
>>HA HA MADE YOU LOOK!
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>	Oh yeah? Step out into the light where we can see ya, Mister, and THEN
>tell us who's stupid?!
>
>
>"STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- Kuni
>
Oh, ok you genus.  Your just too smart for me. *yuk* *yuk*

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From: zgilbert@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A quick, yet important question...
Followup-To: alt.stupidity,misc.test
Date: 25 Jan 1993 11:29:32 -0500
Organization: crystallized time
NNTP-Posting-Host: titan.ucs.umass.edu

msmith@koko.csustan.edu (Marlan Smith [Fishy]) writes:
>
> I have a question:
>               nuqDaq 'oHpuchpa''e'

This means "where is the bathroom" in Klingon.

Gosh you are so qool.

Copying things out of the Klingon Dictionary like that (Okrand, Marc; ISBN
0-671-66648-7; Pocket Books).

I'll tell you where the bathroom is.  It's that door, there.  Yeah that one.
Now just let me seal that behind you.

Oops silly me. That was the airlock.

Oh well.

--Zvi
zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu
naDev vo'yIghoS
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:3774 misc.test:15849
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,misc.test
Subject: Re: A quick, yet important question...
From: msmith@koko.csustan.edu (Marlan Smith)
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 23:28:22 GMT
Organization: CSU Stanislaus

In article <1k14hcINNet1@titan.ucs.umass.edu> zgilbert@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert) writes:
>msmith@koko.csustan.edu (Marlan Smith [Fishy]) writes:
>>
>> I have a question:
>>               nuqDaq 'oHpuchpa''e'
>
>This means "where is the bathroom" in Klingon.
>
>Gosh you are so qool.
>
>Copying things out of the Klingon Dictionary like that (Okrand, Marc; ISBN
>0-671-66648-7; Pocket Books).
>
>I'll tell you where the bathroom is.  It's that door, there.  Yeah that one.
>Now just let me seal that behind you.
>
>Oops silly me. That was the airlock.
>
>Oh well.
>
>--Zvi
>zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu
>naDev vo'yIghoS


			Ding! Ding! Ding!
	We have a winner!!!!!!
	Tell him what he won, Don Pardo!!

-Fishy

*********************************************************************************  LOOK!!!! I GOT A SIG!!!!! ********************* msmith@koko.csustan.edu     **                            *********************                             *********************************************************************************
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (brett mcinnes)
Subject: Re: New Physics - New Age White Paper
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 02:47:15 GMT

A COLD METALLIC COMPUTER_LIKE VOICE FROM OUTER SPACE) writes:
: NEGATIVE RUDE FELLOWS: OBEY AND FOLLOW JACK. RESISTANCE IS USELESS.
From: ae-a@minster.york.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Keyboards & Hedgehogs
Date: 23 Jan 93 19:42:18 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of York, England

I am having trouble typing out this article because my keyboard has just turned into a hedgehog and when I'm typing, my fingers keep getting caught on the spikes.
From: richard@maggots.UUCP (richard oxby)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: why?
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 93 21:00:59 EST
Organization: maggot industries

why would anyone waste time posting to here?

oops! I'm guilty.   Hope this goes round the world and wise people
                    shake their heads. Like they always do. 

                         eh?
From: mike@elec.canterbury.ac.nz (Cosmik Debris)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Keyboards & Hedgehogs
Date: 25 Jan 93 02:24:40 GMT
Organization: Electrical Engineering, University of Canterbury, New Zealand

In article <727818137.28017@minster.york.ac.uk>, ae-a@minster.york.ac.uk writes:
> I am having trouble typing out this article because my keyboard has just turned >into a hedgehog and when I'm typing, my fingers keep getting caught on the >spikes.

It says on the bottle "DO NOT TAKE WITH ALCOHOL".

-- 
Cosmik Debris -- "I owe money, therefore I am"
From: jethro@miller.cs.uwm.edu (Mary Ellen Paul)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: My theory
Date: 24 Jan 1993 19:03:37 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin, Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.9.13

In article <727110417.21709@minster.york.ac.uk> ae-a@minster.york.ac.uk writes:
>
>	Does anyone want to hear my theory on why Bill clinton is not a 
> bodyguard for the ultimate warrior.


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Puh-leeez regale us.

-mellen
From: roy@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (Rivet Head)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: American Idiot Marries Thai Girl
Date: 27 Jan 93 07:26:40 GMT
Organization: California State University, Sacramento

In article <1993Jan26.084848.3226@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Lieutenant Ripley at The Institute for Telling Lice) writes:
>tstil@Auspex.COM (Tim Stilwell) writes:
>: 
>:  Sawasdee Khrup Tuk Kon
>: 
>:  It appears that I have offended several people with my original posting.
>:  It has been suggested that I am racist and sexist and have acted without
>:  discretion.  I reread my original posting but could find nothing wrong
>:  with it.
>: 
>:  However, I feel that an apology is necessary.  I do appreciate the
>:  opportunity to communicate with so many Thai people and citizens of other
>:  nationalities.  I have no intention of deliberating insulting anyone or
>:  trying to make them feel inferior.  Please accept my humble apologies.
>: 
>:  I can only say that because the English language allows many words to have
>:  more than one meaning, perhaps my intentions were not clear.  Or perhaps,
>:  behavior that I would consider normal is considered abnormal by others.
>:  Sometimes, I find it difficult to describe "average" behavior for Americans
>:  because we all feel the same about certain beliefs and customs and we all
>:  feel differently about other beliefs and customs.
>: 
>:  If you feel that this global apology is not sufficient, please write to
>:  me directly and describe how I offended you.  I really don't know how I
>:  did.
>:
>:  Sincerely,
>: 
>:  tim
>:  tstil@auspex.com
>: 

I am offended by his sincere stupidity!  This guy ain't even trying yet
he's stupider than any of us here in the alt.stupidity club!  Is that
sad or ain't it?

Anyway, why don't we all e-mail him with stupid reasons why we
were offended!

By the way, where the hell does this idiot post all his stupidity?

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   |\  /|  __  __    _   __   __  ___  |   |    Your sister is a junkie
   | \/ |  |_  | _  /_\  | \  |_   |   |---|      gets it any way she can
   |    |  |_  |_| /   \ |_/  |_   |   |   |    Your brother's a gay singer
  /  Roy J.  E-MAIL: roy@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu  \     in a stud leather band
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,rec.arts.poems,alt.cascade
From: roy@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (Rivet Head)
Subject: Re: A.I. Induced Poetry (No C&C needed)
Organization: California State University, Sacramento
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 00:46:25 GMT

In article <C16vBF.1p7@panix.com> jis@panix.com (Linus Van Pelt) writes:
>
>Babble (AI produced poetry......)
>---------------------------------
>
>(like Planet of the Apes) 

Dude, if yer gonna quote a good movie, at least get it write.


>"Yo chimp!  Stop eating them bannanas and scrub my 
>farm," said Dick.  It is it.  

"Yo bitch!  Stop watching Bonanza and suck my
dick", said the farmer.  It's a tit.


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   |\  /|  __  __    _   __   __  ___  |   |    Your sister is a junkie
   | \/ |  |_  | _  /_\  | \  |_   |   |---|      gets it any way she can
   |    |  |_  |_| /   \ |_/  |_   |   |   |    Your brother's a gay singer
  /  Roy J.  E-MAIL: roy@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu  \     in a stud leather band
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Dr Wlodzimierz Staruszkiewicz-Tulczyjew at The National Institute for the Protection of Strange Nam)
Subject: Re: NEW CAR HUNT
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 08:51:53 GMT

: > From: randy@uutopia.dell.com (Randy Price)
: > Subject: NEW CUNT
: > 
: > This is a chance for everyone to give a groundless opinion.
: > 
: > My step son is getting a car from his father.  The only condition is
: > 
: > less than $15,000.  The front runner at the moment are Acura Integra RS
: > 
: > and Saturn SC2.  Any thoughts from anyone as we head into the home
: > 
: > stretch.
: > 
: > Randy
: > 
: > 
: > -- 
: > Randy Price                      randy@uutopia.dell.com
: > The opinions are my own, not my employers, cognito.
: > "Can the liberties of a nation be secure when we have
: > removed a conviction that these liberties are the gift of God"
: 
: My mother (a real hot rodding momma) bought an Acura Integra about 3 years
: ago and really loves it.  It has been exceptionally trouble free for the
: whole time she has owned it.  
: 
: Jaime Vazquez			
: AIX Technical Support          
: IBM AWD-Austin/2830             
: 6000:  jaime@unicorn.austin.ibm.com     <-- New machine address
: InterNet: jaime@austin.vnet.ibm.com  or jaime%austin@vnet.ibm.com
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Lieutenant Ripley at The Institute for Telling Lice)
Subject: Re: Thai Movies
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 08:51:49 GMT

tstil@Auspex.COM (Tim Stilwell) writes in soc.culture.thai:
: 
:  Sawasdee Khrup Tuk Kon,
: 
:  If you have not seen "Dracula" yet, I strongly recommend it.  I watched
:  it in Mah Boon Krang in Bangkok.  
: 
:  For those of you who do not know, Thai theaters are like Philippine theaters
:  and not like American theaters.  The seating is divided into sections.  The
:  price per seat is different for each section.  In American, the price is 
:  the same everywhere.  In Thailand, there isn't a balcony so you can sit
:  above everybody and throw popcorn on their heads or kiss your girlfriend
:  without (her) worrying about other people watching.  You cannot look around
:  and see anyone quietly kissing in the corner.  On the other hand, they do
:  have real ushers that look at your ticket and walk you to your seat with
:  a flashlight to show the way.
: 
:  But, the floor isn't sticky because people have spilled (or deliberately 
:  dumped) their soda on the ground.  Also, hardly anyone talks during the show, 
:  even if it is exciting like Rocky IV!  In fact, nobody says anything even
:  if the movie is blatantly pornographic (Blind Instinct) or very scary
:  (Dracula).  I took the opportunity to attempt to grab my wife's neck
:  everytime Dracula bit someone in the neck or one of the heroes chopped
:  off a head.  I was surprized that nobody else had thought of it. 
: 
:  tim
									  
 You know, all you people pretending to be stupid should stop wasting your
time. You'll never match the Real Thing. Here, learn from a true master of
the art. Remember, this guy isn't even TRYING to be stupid! 
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.stupid.putz
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (brett mcinnes)
Subject: Re: Fan mail.
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 02:32:20 GMT

sarfatti@well.sf.ca.us (Jack Sarfatti) writes in sci.physics:
: 
: From pbhya!gdridle@PacBell.COM Wed Jan 27 08:31:12 1993
: Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 08:32:13 PST
: From: pbhya!gdridle@ns.PacBell.COM
: To: sarfatti@well.sf.ca.us
: Subject: Re: New Physics, Healing, Paranormal
: Newsgroups: sci.physics,sci.skeptic,alt.paranormal,alt.sci.physics.new-
: theories,
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: rec.arts.startrek.tech
: Organization: Pacific * Bell, San Ramon, CA
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: Please see a psychiatrist, or get an education.  At the very least, keep
: your bullshit out of sci.physics, you idiot.  Thank you.
: 
: Guy Ridley
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: & r
: To: sarfatti@well.sf.ca.us pbhya!gdridle@ns.PacBell.COM
: Subject: Re: New Physics, Healing, Paranormal
: 
: It takes one to know one.
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