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On January 21, 1993 Martin Hannigan e-mails to himself:    

"Martin, please, down the chill flames. There no is need to lame my mother.
I am asking you man to man"

My response:

"Martin, how can a woman like myself claim a man to man competition? 
In fact, I meant what I said. I am a twat."

Will someone please ask me to STOP beggin me in email to leave me 
alone?

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From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Beer, me Mason!
Date: 22 Jan 1993 17:26:28 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
Distribution: alt
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <katherim.727650927@sfu.ca> katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason) writes:
|Cannam@sc.ZIB-Berlin.de (Chris Cannam) writes:
|
|>I can't wait.  No, really.  And but a few short weeks after Graley
|>"flamed" Keegan for using `heh' as a Snappy Comeback, as well.
|
|Must be a "standard get out clause".

Youre still bitter about that, aren't you?

heh.

~THE GREAT NAME
-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Sunbird a la 400ci)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Moana the dick-girl
Date: 24 Jan 93 00:46:48 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <1993Jan21.141156.16057@tdb.uu.se> t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson) writes:

>Sunbird a la 400ci (exuptr@exu.ericsson.se) wrote:
>: In article <1993Jan18.200357.1@udphvx.cineca.it> dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
>: 
>: >What the FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?!? THAT WOMEN ARE SMARTER THAN 
>: >MEN?!? 
>: 
>: As a whole, probably.  Remember, you bring the average down.
>: 
>: >Women have to stay home, to cook for the family, to take 
>: >care of husband. And if the husband is angry, they have to 
>: >shut up. And if they don't, they have to wait to be hit. 
>: 
>: What a bonehead.
>: 

Oh, goodie!  I've not flamed Par yet...

>Well, if it isn't mr. Women's Liberation Front Activist Taylor
Making some rather brash assumptions on 3 words aren't we?  I just think 
Mich is a bonehead.

>wrestling himself trying to flame Michele in his own unimitable 
>way. 

Um, that's inimitable for the lexically impaired.

>Expecting to gain respect with the non-males here, or just 
>exhibiting your feminine personality, hoping for some _man_ to
>come over and take you _hard_? 

There you go, beating off and posting your fantasies again.  I'm not going 
to make any of the below Par jokes, I think they're pretty stupid.  Then 
again, so are you.

Just cause I think Mich is a pile of shit is no reason for you to trot over 
here and start swinging your penis around.  I happen to think his attitude 
is piggish and outdated.  I sense that yours is just plain _rude_.

Perhaps you are protecting _your_ lover, hoping he'll email you some fresh 
jism.

>Go fondle a dago meat-tube, you faggot wimp!

You'd know where to find one, I'm sure.
 -----------Visit the SOUNDING BOARD BBS 214-596-2915, a Wildcat! BBS--------
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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: dsh@eceyv.ncsu.edu (Doug Holtsinger)
Subject: Re: Girls & alt.flame
Organization: NCSU
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 23:07:48 GMT

In article <katherim.727730769@sfu.ca> 
katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason) writes:

>maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley) writes:

>>> On the serious side, Happy Chinese New Year to everyone.

>> On the serious side, I have soaked all your tampons in superglue.

> You don't have to flame me for saying Happy Chinese New Year just because
> it's a bad year for you.  I'm sure we all understand how humiliated
> you must feel in the year of the cock.

Who wouldn't feel humiliated after they compared dick sizes with you?
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: A day in the life of: JEFF WITTY
Date: 21 Jan 93 06:20:11 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX


Jumpin' Jeeeezus!!!  This is alt.flame fer chrissakes, NOT alt.tasteless!

Twitty deserves the worst you can dish out, but geeezus you're using 
some mighty heavy ordinance.  Mail this shit to him!  You're fraggin  
alot of innocent bystanders with this stuff!

Acck.  Jim, I'm really starting to wonder where you get these ideas.

-- Andy
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason)
Subject: Re: Beer, me Mason!
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Distribution: alt
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 19:54:08 GMT

maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley) writes:

>In article <katherim.727733449@sfu.ca> katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason) writes:
>|maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley) writes:
>|>Kathy writes
>|>|[My comments deleted because Graley couldn't respond to them]
Just returning the favour, Graley.
>|>
>|>Youre still bitter about that, aren't you?
>|
>|You're in this context is a contraction and has an apostrophe.  Since that
>|is probably too much for you to understand, I will elucidate.  It's the
>|little key just to the right of the semi-colon (;) on most machines, although
>|if you are writing on a really bad computer, it may be just over the seven.
>|In that case you have to press the "shift" key, which is usually near the
>|bottom on both sides.  It may say shift or there may be an arrow pointing up.
>|If you have to use the shift key, you may need to hands, so you'll have to
>|take out the one that has been "playing with change" in your trouser pocket.

>You just love those lame flames, don'cha.

>First its vocab flames, then grammar flames, now _apostrophe_ flames. Can you
>really think of nothing better to flame me about than the fact that I decided
>to omit a single apostrophe? 

As you so coyly deleted above - *_you_* started this stupid spelling-flame
war.  I am merely continuing.  

>Youre really desperate, arent you?

You are the one who is desperate.  After starting a spelling-flame war,
you resort to spelling-flame-flames.  Now that's what I call desperate.

>|
>|>heh.
>|
>|You really are into this one line flame thing. Perhaps you could use some
>|assistance.  The next lesson you need is "how to put two sentences together".

>I am not 'really into' single line flames. I would point out, though, that
>often even a single word is more effective than an apostrophe flame or similar.
>Take note and learn well.

One line flames are cowardly, Graley.  If you would read your posts you would
see that you are quite "into" them.  They are cowardly because you flame the
other person, but you are too chicken to leave any material for someone
else to flame.  But then what should I expect from you.  Take note, Graley?
I really don't want to learn to lame.  You could take notes from _anyone_
on this group.  Even Michele has more to say than you do.

Katherine Merle Mason
Ne Oublie....

>~THE GREAT NAME
>-- 
>    Don't worry,
>     Its like in the comic books...
>      ITS NOT REAL!
From: STUCS204@IBM3090.BHAM.AC.UK
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: FAMOUS FLAMES
Date: 25 Jan 93 16:19:06 GMT
Organization: The University of Birmingham, United Kingdom
NNTP-Posting-Host: ibm3090.bham.ac.uk

Old clown jockstrap from warwick again gives the group a net.enema

>In article <910.368.uupcb@filebank.cts.com> julie.larson@filebank.cts.com (Julie Larson)  writes:
>|Has anyone out there compiled a compendium of noteworthy flames and
>|snappy comebacks?
>
>Just read the last 500 articles and search for 'THE GREAT DAME'

They are the ones with FUCK OFF and FUCKING constantly repeated in them.
It doesn't mean much but John obviously finds it good therapy for somethi
ng he feels he has done wrong.
>
>~THE GREAT NAME
>--
>    Don't worry,
>     Its like in the comic books...
>      ITS NOT REAL!
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Richard Thomas.


==============================================================================
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: GRALEY IS TOO FUCKING STOOOOPID (tm) (c)
Date: 27 Jan 93 04:55:13 GMT
Followup-To: alt.flame,alt.stupidity,misc.test
Organization: nunyabidness











(Martin J Hannigan) writes:
>(Mr J S Graley) writes:
[deletions]
>You stupid piece of fuckwad (tm) (c). You are more stupid than Michele or
>YeeeeeeeeHartt.


I don't have the time to fuck with you right now, Hannigan.

>>~THE GREAT LAME
>>-- 
>~THE BETTER NAME

Besides, the simple fact that you worship Graley and imitate him 
whenever possible says it all.

-- Andy

PS.  Why is it that it's always the particularly obnoxious wart brains
     that always, always, ALWAYS do this cute (tm) crap?  As though it
     somehow in some vague sort of way nullifies the fact that not 
     only are they repeating almost every post they have done before,
     but also repeating almost every post of every clueless nit who 
     has preceded them?
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jbl3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason Basinger Linkins)
Subject: Re: why?
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 22:07:46 GMT

In article <1993Jan23.141259.1@udphvx.cineca.it> dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
>
>
>I am a man with values. I already won against the little ghost, I 
>respect the losers.

Michele has cited that he has tremendous respect for "assholes", "losers",
and "people who [he] cannot tolerate."  This is probably because most
of his family falls into these three categories.

>P.S.	No P.P.S, today? Hey, you are learning!

It's nice to know that someone is getting better...even if you're not.
From: Kevin Walsh <kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: 9 out of 10 farmyard animals say Michelle's crap in bed
Date: 22 Jan 93 16:00:56 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1993Jan20.164409.1@udphvx.cineca.it> dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
> I already had my seven years of hell. I was with an italian 
> girl sheep. Very pretty, very boring (as all many italian girls 
> sheepes use to be).
> 
> Now it is the time of seven years of "fat cows"
>
Michelle, is there something wrong.  Have you gone off sheep shagging
or are cows more fun for you.  I have to ask you as you seem to be
the only person here who sleeps with farmyard animals.

Did you ask the farmer for his permission first?  Did the sheep/cow
give you her/his consent or did you just rape it?

I think we should know the sordid details as you seem to have come
out of your closet and revealed all.  Are you going to deny this now
and say that you typed this by mistake?

What makes you think that the farmer isn't going to make burgers
out of your friend before your "seven years" are over?  Did you
sign a contract or something?  Are you married to your cow?

-- 
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  _/_/_/   _/_/      _/    _/    _/    _/_/  _/     Professor Kevin Walsh
 _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kevin@cursor.demon.co.uk
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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se (Jim)
Subject: Re: This place is getting boring.
 
Reply-To: etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se
Organization: Ericsson
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 11:35:14 GMT

In article 933222103209@ibm3090.bham.ac.uk, STUCS204@IBM3090.BHAM.AC.UK () writes:
>
>More feceal bollocks from the King of intellectualism, Jim -
>
>[Dickie's sense-of-humour failure deleted]
>
>Can't disagree with you there old bean. I think Freud would have somethin
>g to say about this. Although you're the first person to openly admit tha
>t what they write is utter drivel. Perhaps Clitty,Graley and Michel(l)e
>will jump on this bandwagon as it drives off to alt.goodbye.sad-tossers.


I'll tell you what's sadder, Mr. Dick Thomas.  It's that even though I may
admit that I write drivel, it's *still* more interesting than the jealous,
neophytic, limp flames you submit.  I would have hoped that, in leaving
myself open to flaming, scabulous maggots like yourself would have the
chance to have a good go.  After all, that's the name of the game and *I*
don't care!  Alas, your feeble attempt saddens me.  Perhaps, kiddo, you'll
do better next time.

But I doubt it.  Tell me, when you fold your sheets, do they snap due to
the buildup of years of lonely masturbation?

Cheerio tossrag,
Jim.
From: dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: jason
Date: 26 Jan 93 11:06:33 +0000
Organization: None
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnalf.fnal.gov

In article <1993Jan26.020247.15303@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, jbl3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason Basinger Linkins) writes:

> Rob, I sincerely hope that you are not one of Michelina's so-called supporters,
> I don't think that you would stoop that low.
> No, you are probably not. *Whew*  I was getting worried.

Excuse me, poor jason. Didn't you read the Subject of the post? 

Maybe Rob is not a supporter of mine, but what it is sure, is 
that he attacked *you*, not me. I am sorry (well, not really...), 
you *lost*.
> 
And the same with Moana. Maybe she wrote 100 lines to define 
me as an asshole (who cares? women like assholes...) *but*
SHE CLEARLY WROTE THAT SHE DID NOT TRUST YOU!

So, don't belive to be as smart as you think.

BTW my goal was to define my point, the last one. It was 
exactly what I thought before to start that discussion.
It was a political point, you did *agree*. And that's 
the important thing. I had a clue and I convinced you.
So, that.

	Michele
From: Kevin Walsh <kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: The Texan twat shows us how to throw up after working with house shit
Date: 22 Jan 93 18:41:18 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <C16n3C.JE9@cmptrc.lonestar.org> andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy YeeeeeeeHart) writes:
> In article <C0yz67.1HI@cursor.demon.co.uk> Kevin Walsh <kevin@cursor.demon.co.uk> writes:
> >In article <C0s1wu.Bvp@cmptrc.lonestar.org> andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy YeeeeeeeHart) writes:
> >> 
> >> Listen closely, Jim:    omm Ooom* mm mmm mmuuwbwaaahhhhgggg kkk* kk* aaack*
> >>                         aak  akk  uh uh uh *  
> >> 
> >> That's the sound of me throwing up from reading your sickening crap.
> >> Well done!
> >> 
> >You ought to see a doctor, Cowboy.  the sound should be more in
> >the line of:
> >
> ><Belch>
> >
> Meaning what, Wailsh?  That you *eat* Jim's sickening crap?       
> 
Not really, Cowboy.  Your belches didn't sound at all like you had
a life.  Maybe you have some form of mad horse disease or something.
Maybe that's the sound you make when you throw up after having spent
years scooping up each day's horse shit in the Lonestar stables before
it gets above your ears.  I mean, how do you pronounce "*" as in aak
akk uh uh uh *?  Has to be the horse shit, It's no use trying to pin
the blame on Jim's posts.

Didn't anyone ever tell you, Cowboy, when you're in it up to your ears,
keep your mouth shut.

YeeeeeeeeeeHart!

-- 
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  _/_/_/   _/_/      _/    _/    _/    _/_/  _/     Professor Kevin Walsh
 _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kevin@cursor.demon.co.uk
_/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/       kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk
From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: disclaimer
Date: 28 Jan 1993 15:15:32 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: parsley.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <1993Jan27.175429.15969@fuug.fi> an6882@anon.penet.fi writes:
|X-Anon-To: alt.flame
|
|In articles <1jpa55INNcsa@lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk>, maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk 
|(Mr Jism Swallower Graley) writes:
|
|>Fuck off you shit-sucking mother-fucking moronic piece of crap, 
|>michelle.
|
|I am soory Graily.  I did not knew you did incest with youre mama.  I will 
|stay away from close familys like yours.  I hope you can believe me of not 
|touching your mama so you may returned to youre old activities with her.

I do not do incest with your mama. This is something you do - or rather you
try. But the big problem is your mamma is suck a fat flabby dago bitch, and
your 'man-tool' is sominiscule, you have extreme difficulty in achieving
copulation. 

I suggest you keep your frustration about this to yourself.

|>|
|>|Apathetic.
|>|
|>|	Michele
|>
|>Damn right you are.
|
|Yes but I dont care.
|
|>~THE GREAT NAME   [pathetically unoriginal alteration repaired]
|            ^
|Nise sig!  Ha Haha ha ha hah ha hah hahh, MORON!

moron.

|
|        Michele
|

~THE GREAT NAME
-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Afro Lick? [was Re: Who is this Andy Fuck-up?]
Summary: Move over PSU and BSU... Here comes UMN?
Keywords: forger?
Date: 27 Jan 93 03:15:01 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: net.security

> (Andy Hart) writes:
>>(Scott Erickson) writes:
>>{Mr. Erickson's remarks/observations deleted}
>>{concerning the quality of posts in alt.flame}
> [my remarks deleted concerning Mr. Erickson's puerile drooling]


afrolik@ub.d.umn.edu (Ed Olczyk) writes:
>[Afro Lick's whining deleted]
>incessantly about nothing and you make me go through all your goddamn posts
>to see if there's anything good to read.  Please send replies to these people
>and don't clutter this group with your brains. {see 3rd line above}  Good
>luck in your search.  I'm sure you will find a life soon.

Thanks for reporting that my mind control experiment forcing all the pin-heads
in Minnesota to read my posts is working.  It wasn't easy.  You don't have
too much up there to work with.

I'm sorry, was it Tony, or Ed, or maybe Scott?  

You don't even know who it is you want to *be*, so why should I give 
a rosy-red rat's ass what you *think*?  You're either some pubescent teenager
with a breaking voice and weeping pimples suffering from an identity crisis,
or you're a particularly inept forger.  Then again, maybe you're just a 
clueless dick-head who thinks I'll honor you with a poem if you attract
my attention with your frantic arm-waving.

>>Please.  Do share some examples of what you would adequate flammage with
>>the rest of us.
>
>I am quite sure that Mr. Erickson's posts will top your posts in quality any
>time.  From what I have seen, Mr. Erickson apparently puts thought into his
>posts and actually says something, while you, on the other hand, post
>mindless babble.

And I am quite sure that in securing your endorsement Mr. Erickson has 
agreed to some sort of exchange of body fluids with you.

>>I await with baited breath.
>
>Somehow, I believe that should read bated breath, as in masturbated, because
>I am sure that you are an expert in that field.

No, I meant to write "baited", but since you mention my expertise in the
field of masturbation, I'll just humbly confirm that I am indeed.  You 
simply omitted that the gender I am most proficient with is feminine.

>-- 
>Tony Frolik                                        afrolik@ua.d.umn.edu
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Go frolick and gambol somewhere else, young pup.  

-- Andy
From: dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Spineless michele is shitting in his pants
Date: 26 Jan 93 15:14:22 GMT
Organization: None
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnalf.fnal.gov

In article <35908@olympus.wustl.edu>, moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi) writes:
> 
> About *funny*, they were right: I found that your postings have sometimes
> the sad and cruel involuntary humorism of Chaplin (the actor), and some other 
> times the plain gross humorism of Jerry Lewis.
> The very *sad* thing is that you don't realize it!
> 
Do you really think that I don't realize it?!? Do you really 
think, my sweetheart, that I am not playing a role, here?!?

Boy, you're funny! But I love you anyway, even if you are 
brainless...
> 
> Moana.

    Senza malizia, tesoro
	Michele
>
From: dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Read this, please. Another sysadmin problem.
Date: 27 Jan 93 14:55:06 +0000
Organization: None
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnalf.fnal.gov

This is real serious.
---------------------

There is a moron that send anonymous mail, or what the fuck 
I don't know, directly to my workstation, to a guest account.

I don't know what is really happening, I know only that 
those fucking e-mails jumped to *root*.

Yesterday I had big problems with the sysadmin, so I would 
kindly ask to this moron to *stop* it. The sysadmin is trying
to find this guy. Whoever was sending mails to a "guest" 
account at faglab is warned.

An address was something like @nsf.net-relay.ac.uk, and the 
other @anon.penet.fi.

	Michele
Newsgroups: alt.flame