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From: slx36@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: ASCII PICTURES!!
Date: 18 Nov 92 17:32:14 MDT
Organization: Utah State University


Hi!!
 Can anyone post me some ASCII pictures? 
 It does not matter which just any nice ones!!!!
                            THANX !
                            My Email adress: SLX36@cc.usu.edu
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From: bill@gaza.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (William J. King)
Subject: Need the Eel Joke.  ANyone got a copy?
Organization: University of Hawaii
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 00:56:05 GMT



I lost the eel joke....where the boy watches his sister & boyfriend
have sex on the sofa, and decribes it for us.  
got a copy?
thanx, in advance.
Bill


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Subject: Re: West Virginia Jokes
From: frankc@faatcrl (Frank Coffman)
Date: 18 Nov 92 21:45:55 GMT
Organization: FAA Technical Center, Pomona, NJ
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mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN) writes:

>What do you call an only child in West Virginia?
>    Virgin
>Did you hear the west virginians have a new use for sheep?
>    Wool
>How can a west virginian tell when her daughter is having her period?
>    By the taste of her son's penis
>What do west virginians do on Halloween?
>    Pumpkin
>Why didn't the West virginian want his son to marry a virgin?
>    Well if she ain't good enough for her own family, she sho ain't good
>    enough for ours
>There are more but I can't remember them right now.  IF YOU HAVE THEM POST
>THEM.

Hey, I heard all these jokes before, but they weren't about West Virginians, they
were about Lehigh Amumni.


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From: stuart@wstuart (Stuart Hood)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: The Real GGBJ posted, finally!
Date: 18 Nov 92 20:37:44 GMT
Reply-To: stuart@siesoft.co.uk
Organization: Siemens Nixdorf Information Systems Ltd.
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marsh@hpsad.sad.hp.com (Marshall Ward) writes:
: Ok folks, enough is enough.  Here is the Green Golf Ball Joke!
: 
: The joke is............
: 
: ON YOU!  There is NO GGBJ!
: 
: IT DOES NOT EXIST!  
: 
: < stuff deleted >
:
: We go through this GGBJ madness about every 6 months.

I thought it was once every 12 months, normally around early October.

: Can we now go back to posting some humorous stuff?

I'm afraid you're in the wrong group!

Objoke:

       A mans father died and part of his inheritance is an old gold claim
    in the Sierra Nevada mountains.  He wondered if there is still some 
    gold in the river and hired three men tell help.  He told the German
    and Italian men to build some sluice boxes and a Chinese man that he
    would handle the supplies.  After about a week the man is walking down
    the river and comes across the German man.  He has built a sluice box
    that is built like a tank.  This thing would last forever.  "Good work",
    the man said.  The German man responded, "Yes, but if want it to 
    continue, then you better get rid of that Chinese man. He is driving
    me crazy".  The man continues continues down the river and encounters
    the Italian man.  The Italian man has built a sluice box that is a work
    of art. He had found the best wood and had beveled the edges and put
    a nice finish on it.  "Good work", the man said.  The Italian man 
    responded, "Well if you want any more of that you had better get rid
    of that Chinese man.  He is crazy."  The man questioned furthur, "What's
    wrong with him?"  "I don't even want to talk about him", the Italian
    man said. "He is probably up there in the woods again.  See for 
    yourself."   So the man heads up into the woods to search for the
    Chinese man.  He search for a while and was about to give up.  All of
    a sudden the Chinese man jumped out from behind a tree and yelled...
    ... Supplies!


Stuart.
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From: rthoff@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Rude -THE- Dude)
Subject: Re:  Computer Viruses
Keywords: slick willy  partial repost
Organization: University of Tasmania at Launceston
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 04:49:23 GMT

You Forgot:

The Madonna Virus.
If your computer gets this virus, lock up your dog!



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From: basiji@stein.u.washington.edu (David Basiji)
Subject: Re: 15 city tour?
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 06:23:48 GMT

jtchew@csa3.lbl.gov (Ad absurdum per aspera) writes:

>>>Incidentally, there is no such word as 'gullible' in Webster's.

>>On the contrary, from my Webster's:
>>gull.ible \'g*l-*-b*l\ \-ble-\ aj : easily deceived, cheated, or duped -
>>   gull.ibly av

>Oh, dear.  We'll have to tell him the Green Golfball Joke now.
>Joe "Wait 'til you see me convince people I'm Chinese" Chew

The Green Golf Ball Joke! I'd almost forgotten...that was the funniest joke
I've ever heard.

:o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o)

Dave
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From: jbuckner@lonestar.utsa.edu (James A. Buckner)
Subject: Re: AL BUNDY'S NUDIE BAR POEM?
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 17:45:46 GMT

In article <By6F0K.Kn9@news.udel.edu> chic@chopin.udel.edu (Robert L Chiccarine) writes:
>In article <92327.221004MFM104@psuvm.psu.edu> Markus <MFM104@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>Does anybosy remember the words to al bundy's nudie bar poem i believe one of t
>>he lines went like this:
>>
>>           at the nudie bar
>>           where you can look at a thigh
>>           and blacken an eye
>>           at the nudie bar
>>
>>that's all i remember any additions???? please e-mail thanks
>
>I remember bits
>
>	    Where the music stinks,
>	    and they water the drinks.
>	    The nudie bar
>
>	    Where you see their but,
>	    and their mouth stays shut.
>	    the nudie bar
>
            Where the beer gives you gas
            But the Bundy's KICK ASS.
            the nudie bar

My verse happens at the end of the show ;-)
From: 9111298@ul.ie
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Date: 16 Nov 92 15:45:20 GMT
Organization: University of Limerick, Ireland

In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) writes:
> In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
>>>
>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>they'd be....
>>>
>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>they'd be...
>>>
>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>they'd be...
> 
> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> 999,999,996Green bottles hanging on the wall
> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
> they'd be...
> 
 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
 And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
 there'd be...

 Gary.

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From: catstyle@cathouse.aiss.uiuc.edu (Jason R. Heimbaugh)
Subject: Re: Blonde jokes
Reply-To: jrh@uiuc.edu
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 03:28:29 GMT

In article <lapradbj.721937035@craft.camp.clarkson.edu>  
lapradbj@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Billie-Jo Laprade) writes:
> YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE!!!  You obviously have nothing
> better to do with yourself.  Get a life!!!!!!!

The tampon goes in the front hole.  There, don't you feel much better now?

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From: surve_n@zebra.cs.jhu.edu (Naved A. Surve)
Subject: Re: Riddle -
Organization: Johns Hopkins Computer Science Department, Baltimore, MD
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 11:13:23 GMT

In article <1992Nov21.021557.29611@meaddata.com> dlovely@meaddata.com (David Lovely) writes:
>In article <1992Nov20.172233.23768@eagle.lerc.nasa.gov>, maven@lerc.nasa.gov (Larry Fishbach) writes:
>|> In article <By0Msr.7uu@newcastle.ac.uk>, S.E.Rigden@newcastle.ac.uk (Simon Rigden) writes:
>|> > 
>|>>  The following is a riddle I saw the other day. Some people get it straight
>|> > away but mathematicians seem to have difficulty - tell it to one and see.
>|>> 
>|>> 
>|>>  A man is talking to a zoo keeper :
>|>>  Man : How many animals are there in your zoo?
             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>|>>  ZK  : Well, I can tell you that there are 64 heads and 186 legs?
                                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>|>>  Is it possible to work out the answer to the mans question from this?

[lots of unnecessary math deleted]

Unless you have 2 headed animals or headless animals, i suspect there will be
64 animals in this zoo.  It seemed rather intuitiuve to me.

If the question is how many have 2 legs and how many have 4, then you can go
nack to all the math I deleted, but the question can be seen above.
I don't see how the answer can't be 64.

-Naved

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From: cs_d604@ceres (David Scutt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: >> Other ways to say vomit..
Date: 16 Nov 1992 13:11:31 GMT
Organization: Kingston University
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aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine) writes:
: 
: all time favorites: Yawning in technicolor 
:   Engaging in an involuntary protien spill (carlin)
: -- 

How about...
	Puke
	Spew
	Emit
	Chunder
	Retch
	Sick Up
	Do A Technicolour Yawn
	Park The Tiger
	Yell for Ralph
	Call Europe On The Great White Telephone
	Make A Pavement Pizza
	Have a School Lunch Re-Run
	Air The Diced Carrots		(personal favourite :-7 )
	Barf and Produce The Liquid Laugh
From: glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Old Time Religion
Date: 19 Nov 92 22:33:27 GMT
Article-I.D.: burrhus.1992Nov19.223327.27272
Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, MA

there are more words to it that that, 

Anyone?
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From: tilden@venture.ksu.ksu.edu (Tilden-Master of Illogic)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Life in the slow lane.SKIP/NEWSGROUP
Date: 19 Nov 1992 10:00:26 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
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In article <1992Nov18.162007.61011@cc.usu.edu>, sl3nf@cc.usu.edu writes:
>	Eat...
>	Drink...
>	And be merry...
>	For tomorrow...
>	You may be...
>	In...
>
>	UTAH!!!
        Or worse yet....

        KANSAS!!!!!


>         "Time well spent is a waste indeed."
         "A waste is a terrible thing to mind."

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From: vince@megadata.mega.oz.au (Vince Sandrone)
Subject: Re: help Bofh
Originator: vince@sarah
Organization: Megadata P/L, North Ryde, Sydney, Aust.
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 22:54:18 GMT

From article <2757.3139.uupcb@synapse.org>, by doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug Hewko) :
> From: doug.hewko@synapse.org
> 
> 
> In message <1992Nov14.044635.1588@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, LOBO says:
> LO.  Would somebody email me the Green Golf Ball Joke, I've necer seen it and
>   .would like to find out what it is about.
> 
> Me too please! My e-mail address is: doug.hewko@synapse.org
> 
>                Doug
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>                                                                      

BOFH where are you???
There are all these nice email addresses to add to your collection!


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From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Blonde jokes
Keywords: blonde jokes
Date: 17 Nov 92 12:16:01 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <lapradbj.721937035@craft.camp.clarkson.edu> lapradbj@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Billie-Jo Laprade) writes:
>YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE!!!  You obviously have nothing better 
>to do with yourself.  Get a life!!!!!!!

Well, thats nice coming from someone who's parents were probably related.

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From: mechalas@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (John Mechalas)
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 01:56:53 GMT

In article <By584B.9EK@news.cso.uiuc.edu> scw54193@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Nsane ) writes:
>bgray@engr.UVic.CA (Bob Gray) writes:
>
>>>999,999,991 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>999,999,991 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>and if one of those bottles should happen to fall
>>>they'd be...
>
>Simple minds.........

...simple pleasures.  ;)

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From: 2261as@gmuvax2.gmu.edu ( )
Subject: Re: You know you are a hacker when...
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, Va.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 23:10:13 GMT

In article <87c5TB2w165w@quink.in-berlin.de> mtheil@quink.in-berlin.de (Matthias Theil) writes:
>fitzgb@mml0.meche.rpi.edu (Brian Fitzgerald) writes:
>
>> >  I must not be a hacker... I don't even understand the joke!
>> 
>> Ok, how about this?
>> 
>> 3735928559
>> 
>> HaHaHa
>> 
>> Brian
>
>Umm ... you told it very, very badly. :-)
>
Precisely, Your delivery stinks and you told it wrong.
it's
37359288559-0
From: cholette@JSP.UMontreal.CA (Cholette Martin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Yugo jokes wanted
Date: 20 Nov 92 18:09:42 GMT
Organization: Universite de Montreal


What is the best way to accelerate a Yugo?








9.8 m/s^2

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From: hc56@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Hannah Cox)
Subject: Harvard
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 21:53:57 GMT


>kim3@husc10.harvard.edu writes
>
>>jim@fuji.eng.yale.edu (James J. Szinger) writes:
>>
>>You misspelled 'hahvahd'.  It's lower case and has no R's.
>>--
>>James Szinger                        jim@fuji.eng.yale.edu
>
>
>Harvard football whipped Yale's butt on Saturday 14-0 thus confirming that
>YALE SUCKS!!
>
>I was there, yee-ha!
>
>-- 
>
>
>                              ~  Jason Y. Kim  ~
>                                     ~=@=~


	I always thought that it was "PRINCETON SUCKS....BUT HARVARD SWALLOWS"




-bitch

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From: mmeltzer@wam.umd.edu
Subject: Re: [priest & nun]
Reply-To: mmeltzer@wam.umd.edu
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 00:58:44 GMT

In article <SINEAD.92Nov20101645@kenbisi.osaki.ssl.fujitsu.co.jp>  
sinead@osaki.ssl.fujitsu.co.jp (Sinead) writes:
:-> 
:-> Anyway, an italian and a jew met on a train one day and got talking.
:-> after a while the jew asked the italian what he got his wife for
:-> christmas. the italian said a diamond necklace and a sporsts car.
:-> the jew said this was very generous but why the sporst car. the
:-> italian said "if she'a doesn't like`a the necklace she can'a go
:-> in her car to the shop and'a change it". the italian then asked
:-> the jew what he got his wife for christmas. the jew said a pair
:-> of slippers and a dildo.
:-> the italian looked at the jew a little surprised and asked why. the
:-> jew said "if she doesn't like the slipper she can go fuck herself"
:-> 
:-> 
:->    _
:-> sinead.

I just wanted to point out that Jews do not celebrate Christmas!!  Didn't  
you know that.  We celebrate Chanukah!  Get it straight!

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From: johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com (Mark Johnson)
Subject: Re: Finish this joke.
Reply-To: johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com
Organization: Motorola Wireless Enterprises, Schaumburg, IL
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 22:09:12 GMT
Keywords: Breakfast Club Poodle Salami Naked

In article <1992Nov16.215031.23643@homebase.vistachrome.com>, eric@homebase.vistachrome.com (Eric Brunson) writes:
=)Fans of the movie "The Breakfast Club" will reconize this joke.
=)...
=)That's when Nelson falls through the ceiling into the hall.
=)
=)Has anyone ever heard the rest of the joke (if there ever was one)
=)or can anyone come up with a good punchline?

Don't waste bandwidth on requests like this.  The punchline for this joke
is in the FAQ, on the page right after the Green Golf Ball Joke.
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From: jbv@IMD.Sterling.COM (James B Vacanti)
Subject: Re: changing a lightbulb
Summary: Heard recently 
Keywords: lightbulb, change 
Organization: Sterling Software
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 17:22:38 GMT
X-Md4-Signature: 19a4ec02116d88aec0b4ca47cd345fda

I think i read this one in PLAYBOY (or elsewhere) a couple of months ago.


How many home owners does it take to change a lightbulb?























Just one, but it takes him(her) 2 weekends and 3 trips to the hardware store.



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From: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Subject: mommy mommy
Reply-To: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Organization: Canada Remote Systems
Distribution: rec
Date: 20 Nov 92 15:50:51 EST

>         K-- Mommy, mommy, I don't _want_ to go to China.
>         M-- Shut up and keep swimming.

        I always thought it was "Shut up and keep digging"

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From: bdsmith@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Brandon D Smith)
Subject: Re: Riddle -
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 22:49:01 GMT

In article <By3525.BIt@ucunix.san.uc.edu> hollenbk@ucunix.san.uc.edu (Chris Hol
lenbeck) writes:
>In article <By0Msr.7uu@newcastle.ac.uk> S.E.Rigden@newcastle.ac.uk (Simon Rigd
en) writes:
>>
>> The following is a riddle I saw the other day. Some people get it straight
>>away but mathematicians seem to have difficulty - tell it to one and see.
>>
>>
>> A man is talking to a zoo keeper :
>>
>>
>> Man : How many animals are there in your zoo?
>>
>> ZK  : Well, I can tell you that there are 64 heads and 186 legs?
>>
>> Is it possible to work out the answer to the mans question from this?
>>
>>
>>
>> -Simon "I really should get round to creating a .sig" Rigden
>> -(S.E.Rigden@ncl.ac.uk)
>There is no real answer because the number of legs are split among two- and
>four-legged animals.  One solution I came up with was 35 two-legged animals
>and 29 4-legged animals.  This is the one that I think is the best solution.
>
>--CJH

What about snakes?


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