HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: davevh@cs.arizona.edu (Dave "~{Mr4sP[~}" Van Horn)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Spacestations to assimilate
Date: 10 Jan 93 01:17:32 GMT
Organization: U of Arizona CS Dept, Tucson

In article <1993Jan8.015450.8997@news.stolaf.edu> walter@lars.acc-admin.stolaf.edu (Dr. Egon Spengler) writes:
>
>'nuff said
>
>*******************************************************************************
>Greg "squirrels rule" Walter   * 173467321476Charlie32789777643Tango732        
>Doctor of Parapsychology       * Victor73117888732476789764376Lock
>walter@stolaf.edu              *       -Data, _Brothers_
>St. Olaf College               *           (Now that's a code)
>Northfield, MN                 *  
>*******************************************************************************
>The contents of this article, its relevence to anything and value as a literary
>art may be in question, but this stuff is not the opinion of Stolaf college,
>so no stealth Tinordi checks from behind.                                                   ----------------_BOOOYAH!_------------------

	Yuck!

	Yuck!

	Yuck!

				--Davevh@ug.yuck.bleh.edu


--
Dvae, err... Dave Van Horn. ( ~{Mr4sP[~} )
#include <std_disclaimer.happy.happy.joy.joy>
From: abw@natchez.bu.edu (Al Wesolowsky)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: alt.fan.cows
Date: 9 Jan 93 23:41:39 GMT
Organization: Boston University

In article <C0K8u0.Bzn@geovision.gvc.com> pt@compass.gvc.com writes:
+In alt.config pvs9@ibr.cs.tu-bs.de (Praktikum Verteilte Systeme) writes:
+
+>-------cut here-----------------------mindless .sig following-----------
+>~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~|
+> ~ ~ ~ ~_O_~ ~ ~ ~ |                    Joerg Rhiemeier
+>~ ~ ~ ~/___\~ ~ ~ ~|           cand.inf. , TU Braunschweig, Germany
+> ~ ~ ~//|_|\\~ ~ ~ |        
+>~ ~ ~ '/   \` ~ ~ ~|                       Snail Mail :
+> ~ ~ ~/  |  \~ ~ ~ |       Drosselstieg 4, W-3300 Braunschweig, Germany 
+>~ ~ ~ ---^--- ~ ~ ~|             Rhiene 23, W-4920 Lemgo, Germany
+> ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |
+>-------cut here-----------------------nothing more following-----------
+
+Yes, it certainly is mindless.  As to the barphic - I'm seriously considering
+calling it a bathrobe, just so somebody else can say "That's a kimono, yah
+eastern Ontario computer geek", but no, I think I do it myself.

Nope. See the pipe? Must be a hakama...nah, I sha'nt say YEOCG.
I sha'nt, I sha'nt.

The "mindless" comment, BTW, is spot-on.

-- 
Al B. Wesolowsky    Boston      o Diane: "I have dire news."
abw@crsa.bu.edu     University  o   Sam: "Good or bad?"
From: kneale@noao.edu (ruth a. kneale)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Gastronomic eruptions
Date: 8 Jan 93 17:54:06 GMT
Organization: sog sog drip drip splash splash

In article <rdippold.726459390@cancun> rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
>skip@rosalyn.stat.uga.edu (Skip Gundlach) writes:
>>    I'm sorry, but this is stupid. This kind of tripe is not 
>>funny, and doesn't belong in rec.humor.
>>
>>//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
>>//  Sid A. Jacobi                          _       _                //
>>//  Electrical Engineer                   /\ \    /\ \              //
>>//  General Systems Sector               /  \ \  /  \ \             //
>>//  Cellular Infrastructure Group       / /\ \ \/ /\ \ \            //
>>//  Ft. Worth Research and Development / / /\ \/ / /\ \ \           //
>>//  5555 N. Beach, Ft. Worth, TX.     / / /  \  / /  \ \ \          //
>>//  Work:(817) 232-6385.             / / /    \/_/    \ \_\ OTOROLA //
>>//  FAX: (817) 232-6134              \/_/              \/_/         //
>>//  Email: sjacobi@mailbox.fwrdc.rtsg.mot.com                       //
>>//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
>
>
>I thought it was the .sig.  If I'm not mistaken they've probably
>already made fun of it five ways to sunday in alt.fan.warlord.  Let's
>see...  they've probably got it for: BU Ascii Font (extra points for
>3D), >>4 lines, BU Border, multiple contacts, too many addresses and
>numbers, whitespace violations, and more.  It's been a while since I
>saw a .sig this ripe for warlording, although I haven't been on
>alt.fan.rush for a long time.
>

damn! outdone before i even get there.  i personally, of course, love the
complete job title, with references to his sector and group.  the thing
is, he gives us all that information but doesn't give us his zip code!
now how am i going to snailmail him the 730-page printout of my 
temperature files??

-- 
			rachel: "So how do you feel?"
ruth a. kneale		me: "Like a thousand penguins in combat
rkneale@noao.edu	boots were cha-cha'ing all over me."
			racheL  "Oh."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Unsolveable bug
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 04:20:47 GMT

People not clear on the concept - Number 1 in a series:
[some of this is aimed at the author, some at the alt.fan.warlord crowd -
you decide which is which]
In comp.lang.c, gegu@zurich.spectrospin.ch (Gerry Gucher) writes:
>In article <1hq27eINNjv@uwm.edu>, markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark) writes:
>>    It appears on the DOS port of the program and causes the machine to crash
                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>It would help much if you could could state the kind of system and OS you are
                                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ummm - I think he did.
(Mentioning the `could could' would be childish of me)

[Hang on while I add the < so you can see the trailing whitespace]
>Gerry<
><
><
>+------------------------------------------------------------------+<
>| Gerry Gucher                             gegu@spectrospin.ch	   |<
>| Spectrospin AG,  Industriestr 26,  8117  Faellanden Switzerland  | <
>+------------------------------------------------------------------+<
>| A program that  returns the  wrong | There is nothing wrong with |<
>| result twice as fast is infinitely | making  mistakes,  but make |<
>| slower.               - H. Spencer | new ones.           - D.Sim |	<
>+------------------------------------------------------------------+<

Borders, tab damage, physical addresses, email addresses, trailing
whitespace.  We've seen it all before.  Two, count em, two, sig quotes - both
of which are copied from the sigs of net.god Henry Spencer.  As I have said
in my sig occasionally:

"There is nothing wrong with making up .signature quotes, but... make *new*
ones." - Apologies to Henry Spencer and D.Sim

-- 
relaynews: control `Rush..' looks unsafe to execute
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: VERTIGO: How much should we buy?
In-reply-to: esti@quads.uchicago.edu's message of Mon, 11 Jan 1993 08:44:55 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
	<1993Jan11.084455.19544@midway.uchicago.edu>
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 93 11:01:14 EST

In article <1993Jan11.084455.19544@midway.uchicago.edu> esti@quads.uchicago.edu (Paul A. Estin) writes:
>
>----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>    _/_/_/  _/    _/    _/    _/_/    _/  _/ Paul Andrew Estin  313-994-3869
>   _/      _/_/  _/  _/  _/  _/  _/  _/_/   U. Michigan Cognitive Psychology
>  _/_/_/  _/  _/_/  _/_/_/  _/_/    _/     estin@csmil.umich.edu
>     _/  _/    _/  _/  _/  _/  _/  _/_/   esti@midway.uchicago.edu
>_/_/_/  _/    _/  _/  _/  _/  _/  _/  _/ HoloMuck 128.135.120.46 5757
>

What's all that tiny little print over on the right? I can't find my
bifocals. Well, it can't be important if it's not in big letters. Let
me propose a modification:

>
>----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>    _/_/_/  _/_/_/  _/  _/  _/      _/  _/  _/  _/_/_/  _/  _/ 
>   _/      _/      _/  _/  _/_/  _/_/  _/  _/  _/      _/_/   
>  _/_/_/  _/      _/_/_/  _/  _/  _/  _/  _/  _/      _/     
>     _/  _/      _/  _/  _/      _/  _/  _/  _/      _/_/   
>_/_/_/  _/_/_/  _/  _/  _/      _/  _/_/_/  _/_/_/  _/  _/ 
>

There, much better.

--
*/\/\/\/\/\*     !     *"I..." - N. Peart*   *    *      / *     O   INGSI!    *
?|        |?  O  ! O   ? "YourSigIsUgly" ?  *  *  ?     // ?  _ \  _   _/-_|\  ?
*|        |*O    !O    *   - some frosh  *    *   * \\ //  * (_)/ (_) |      | ?
?|   O  O |?    O!    O? * *mcmxciibo* * ? WPI 77 ?  \X/   ?   PERTH-->*_-__/  ?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Frog Joke
From: cscmd@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 06:37:31 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

In article <1993Jan7.193422.14284@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
>In article <1993Jan7.160854.11977@lugb.latrobe.edu.au> cscmd@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis) writes:
>>In aus.jokees article <1993Jan5.195511.3689@nic.csu.net> jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle ) writes:
>
>[heinous sig deleted]
>
>>WTFIIWTA?  (A group of people found not just in the Southern Hemisphere)
>>
>>A box of grape nuts to the first person who manages to successfully
>>decode what all that CRAP is in the .sig....
>>
>
>mitch, mitch..how could you miss that name! 
>
>"miss tinkle, calling miss tinkle..please come to the urinalysis lab..."

I'm still trying to decide whether you're an angel or you're just trying to 
take the piss out of me. :-D

Mitch.
Sick Twisted Fuck[tm] in training.
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Unit of space-time.
Date: 10 Jan 93 19:05:29 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Matt McIrvin)

In article <mcirvin.726518450@husc.harvard.edu>,
		mcirvin@husc8 (Matt McIrvin) signs:
-- 
>Matt McIrvin         I read Usenet just for the	tab damage!
>==== =======         = ==== ====== ==== === === === ======= 
--
I know this is bait, but that's why I read Usenet also!
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: martin@nx28.mik.uky.edu (Martin Smith)
Subject: Re: Orange Road TV series on LD
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 20:22:43 GMT

> 
> 
>     *           *           *           *            *        *
>  
>           *         *              *             *
>  *                                                                *
>                         *                 Do you like Snowman ?
>     *        *               *      *                                       
*
>                                        *  I love anything related with  
snow.
>  
>          *       *     ^^^^^^^       *          *     *
>                       :::::::::                                 *      *
>   *                 ==============
>                      .   . .   .          
>         *     \_\_\  .  /////  .       *      *                *
>                  \    .       .                   Bobby Richardson 
>      *            \ .           .                          
>   *        *       \             .           *
>                   .    %     %    .
>         *         .               .   *              *         *
> *           *      .             .         *     *        *
> ______ __ __ __   ___. __ __ _ .___  * __ _ ___  __    _ ___ __  __
> //// ///  /// ////   /// /// ///// //// //  //// /// ///// / // //
>  ///  /// ///   //// ///  ///// //// // //// //// // // / // /// //
gak!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: William Gibson's Most Famous Quote Ruined By Technology...
In-reply-to: elf@halcyon.com's message of Mon, 4 Jan 1993 23:22:21 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 93 13:54:12 EST

In article <1993Jan4.232221.4776@nwnexus.WA.COM> elf@halcyon.com (Elf Sternberg) writes:

>--
>elf@halcyon.com  (Elf Sternberg)
>
>Then, I was inspired.               God, thy will is hard
>Now, I'm sad and tired.             But you hold every card.
>Listen, surely I've exceeded        I will drink your cup of poison.
>Expectations.                       Nail me to your cross and break me.
>Tried for three years,              Bleed me, beat me.
>Seems like thirty.                  Kill me.
>Could you ask as much               Take me now.
>From any other man?                 Before I change my mind.

There are two possibilities here: (1) some dweeb who wants us to
believe his name is Elf Sternberg is quoting 1970s rock operas at
excessive length under the mistaken assumption that we're interested
or (2) "Elf Sternberg" is a pseudonym for Jesus Christ, he's really
saying all that stuff, and I've just warlorded the Son of God. And as
Rheal can tell you, that's one of the biggest mistakes you can make in
a.f.w.

--
*/\/\/\/\/\*     !     *"I..." - N. Peart*   *    *      / *     O   INGSI!    *
?|        |?  O  ! O   ? "YourSigIsUgly" ?  *  *  ?     // ?  _ \  _   _/-_|\  ?
*|        |*O    !O    *   - some frosh  *    *   * \\ //  * (_)/ (_) |      | ?
?|   O  O |?    O!    O? * *mcmxciibo* * ? WPI 77 ?  \X/   ?   PERTH-->*_-__/  ?

... but would Jesus Christ be posting to rec.arts.sf.written? And does
he grep the newsfeed for "Jesus"?
From: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Conversion of BASIC code to "C"
Date: 12 Jan 93 02:33:29 GMT
Reply-To: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Organization: University of Arizona

In comp.lang.c, jbrad@cc.gatech.edu (John L. Bradberry) signs
>
>John L. Bradberry        |Georgia Tech Research Inst|001100110011001100110011
>Scientific Concepts Inc. |Microwaves and Antenna Lab|Int : gt4512c@prism
>1033 Franklin Rd. #11-295|404 528-5325 (GTRI)       |GTRI:jbrad@matd.gatech.
>Marietta, Ga. 30067      |404 438-4181 (SCI)        |'...is this thing on..?'   

Heh. 2 addresses in his sig, and neither matches where he posted from.

Dave "that's *mister* 001100110011001100110011 to you buddy" Schaumann.

-- 
[An intertialess drive] is not probable at all, at least in any extrapolation
of present-day science.  But as far as I can determine, it cannot be proved
absolutely impossible, and that is enough for me.        -E. E. "Doc" Smith
From: srl@terminus.ericsson.se (Steve Langstaff)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Lan Manager driver for Western Digital NIC???
Date: 12 Jan 93 16:18:09 GMT
Reply-To: srl@terminus.ericsson.se
Organization: Camtec Electronics (Ericsson), Leicester, England

In article 81@helix.nih.gov, rohrernl@helix.nih.gov (Nathan Rohrer) writes:

|> Does anyone know of a BBS or FTP site where I can obtain drivers for 
|> a Western Digital NIC?
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> /*********************************************************************/
|> /*                       --- Nathan Rohrer ---                       */
|> /*  NATIONAL EYE INSTITUTE, OFFICE OF SCIENCE POLICY AND LEGISLATION */
|> /*              MANAGEMENT INFORMATION SYSTEMS SECTION               */
|> /* BITNET: NLR@NIHNEI31                  BETHESDA, MD 20892-0031     */
|> /* INTERNET: rohrernl@helix.nih.gov      NIH 3Com: NLR:NEI31:NIH     */
|> /* CompuServe: 70670,3164                PHONE: 301 496-2194         */
|> /*                                                                   */
|> /* Disclaimer: Did you really think my views represented those of    */
|> /*             the United States Government?                         */
|> /*********************************************************************/


Excuse me, is this the correct newsgroup to say...

   /*********************************************************************/
   /*  NATIONAL EYE INSTITUTE:- CAN YOU READ THIS NOW I TYPE IT BIG?    */
   /*********************************************************************/


---

| Steve Langstaff - Ericsson CAMTEC |
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: Worldblazer/T-3000 question
Organization: er, Spitless shoe shine, er, something or other..., Ltd.
Date: Tue, 05 Jan 93 20:09:32 GMT

In comp.dcom.modems, gerg@netcom.com (Greg Andrews) writes:

> :::::::::::::::::::  Greg Andrews  gerg@netcom.com  :::::::::::::::::::
> ObDrieux:  MODERN PROBLEMS: Hi Diddle Diddle, The Cat and the Fiddle,
> 			    The Cow Blew Up on the Launching Pad
> :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

This is my favorite siq-quote of the week.

-- 
Kevin
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: StarTrek: The *REAL* Portraits!
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 10:15:21 GMT

[Entire post from rec.arts.startrek.misc left in; it ties in with the .sig.]


wolfram@rbhp67.rbg.informatik.th-darmstadt.de (Wolfram Kresse) writes:

>Hi, all StarTrek-Fans around the world!!!

>Here are the *REAL* StarTrek-Portraits:

>Jean Luc Picard   (:-)
>Geordi La Forge    I-)       (not my idea, but *great*)
>Comm. Data        [:-]
>Riker             :-{)}
>Worf              E:-(}
>Wesley             :)

>                    ^
>Spock              :-I 
>                    v

>Any suggestions or other faces ?
>Post it, or send it to me, pleeeease! :-)

>bye!

>--

>+-----------------+-------+-----------------------------------------------+
>| Wolfram Kresse  |  _ _  | E-Mail: wolfram@rbg.informatik.th-darmstadt.de|
>+-----------------+       +-----------------------------------------------+
>| I-)   Hi,Will!  | -O-O- |Last words of a driving instructor:"Now try it |
>| :-{)} Hi,Geordi!|   >   |yourself!" / of a lift passenger:"Down,please."|
>+-----------------+ _____ +-----------------------------------------------+
>| CU l8r, LE g8r! |   U   |"Meeneemeeneemeenee" "Yes,that's right,Tweeky."|
>+-----------------+-------------------------------------------------------+
                           ^
                           |             
                           +---------------------------------------------+
                                                                         |
Peruse the .sig at your own convenience. (But do it slowly; go easy on   |
yourself.) There are too many things in it to point each one out         |
individually. Besides...IT'S TOO EASY. Just too easy to be much fun.     |
                                                                         |
Well, maybe just one thing. Borders 101 rule-of-thumb: when creating a   |
border, be consistent. Note that there should really be a "+" here ------+

                                                               _         __
        \ Simon Fraser Univ. / SFU does not admit to having | | >| | ^  |
--       \ Burnaby, B.C.    / opinions of its own; any that | |< | |/-\ |-
Keith Lim \ V5A 1S6 Canada / are found above are mine only  | |_>|_|| | |
From: davevh@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Van Horn (~{Mr4sP[~}))
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: I'm the first!
Date: 4 Jan 93 21:14:23 GMT
Organization: U of Arizona CS Dept, Tucson

In article <AJGAM.93Jan4164039@sabrina.inesc> ajgam@sabrina.inesc
(Antonio Jorge Gomes de Almeida Marques) writes, and signs:
>   Oh , joy !!!!!
>--
>
>
>
>*--------------------[ ajgam@sabrina.inesc.pt ]--------------------*
>|   \_\_\_     \_\_\_\_      \_\_\_\_    \_\_\_    \_      \_      |
>|  \_      \_           \_  \_          \_      \_  \_\_  \_\_     |
>|   \_\_\_\_\_   \_\_    \_  \_    \_\_  \_\_\_\_\_  \_  \_  \_    |
>|    \_      \_   \_      \_  \_      \_  \_      \_  \_      \_   |
>|     \_      \_     \_\_\_      \_\_\_    \_      \_  \_      \_  |
>|  |============================================================|  |
>*--[ INESC - Instituto de Engenharia de Sistemas e Computadores ]--*
>   |============================================================|

	Well, I guess with a name like his, he can afford a bit longer
sig, but I think this has still gone a bit far.  Hell, he can't even
use the excuse that he needed the extra space to fit in his name, as
he forgot to include his name!

		--Davevh@one.of.your.Gs.is.backwards.edu


--
Dvae, err... Dave Van Horn. ( ~{Mr4sP[~} )
#include <std_disclaimer.happy.happy.joy.joy>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mcochran@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark A. Cochran)
Subject: Re: How forgiving is TURBO pascal concerning strings?
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: None worth mentioning.
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 93 17:17:20 GMT

In article <C0EAH5.1FL@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:
>mcochran@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark A. Cochran) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan4.182043.26996@sj.nec.com> bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com writes:
>>>                   /\/
>>>                  /\/
>>>                  \/                      "Now THAT'S what I call WHITESPACE!"
>
>>I hate to be the one to break the news to you, but your tsuba is bent
>>rather badly...
>
>I'm suprised you didn't say "That's a TSUBA, ya midwestern computer geek"!
>
>Really...
>
Um... because I didn't want to confuse people who might not know what
part of the sword the tsuba is? Or maybe because I *did* want to
confuse them.
Deciding upon the correct answer is left as an exercise for the
reader. :)

--
                  Mark Cochran          merlin@eddie.ee.vt.edu
These are the views of my employer, your employer, your government, the
Church of your choice, and the Ghost of Elvis. So there.
Member, T.S.A.K.C.
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: a gift to the warlords
Date: 12 Jan 93 21:26:20 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <1993Jan12.200315.25608@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu> pclark@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Peter Clark) warlords the KevMeisterSig [TM]:

[One of *three* utterly splendid examples of bait par excellence saved to my
own files]

>OK, let's get into this one shall we....  OK, 1:  1020% of allotted
>space .SIG file - check.  2: UselessWhiteSpace - check.  3: Completely
>useless use of 9+ email addresses, some even being on the absolute same
>computer: Yeppers.  Damn, this one would get going.
>
>BTW - it's too late to bother about not listing ISO standards because it
>would make your sig long - it's already 37 lines too long :)

Earth to Peter:

One does not allot space to Kevin for his .sigfile. . . what he wants, he
takes.

Any WhiteSpace is quite carefully designed into the product. . . it is for the
care and feeding of Yaks, and is *not* Useless!

Now, Kevin -- You don't *really* have multiple accounts on the *same*
computer, do you?  I may have to report this to your sysadmin!

--jm
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