From: ramberg@futon.SFSU.EDU (James Ramberg)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.anime
Subject: Re: Silly D-chan manga
Date: 11 Dec 92 18:26:11 GMT
Organization: San Francisco State University

In article <1992Dec3.014649.4701@pacific.mps.ohio-state.edu> gainax@venice.mps.ohio-state.edu (Otaku-Megami) writes:
>Last night the Manga God came down from the heavens and told me to 
>do this idea for a manga ^_-
>So here it is...
>
>Please...don't take is seriously....it's only a manga!~
>
>Otaku no Megami (meaning Goddess of Otaku or Otaku Goddess or whatever!)
>Copyright 1992---(Like anybody here cares!)
> 
> 
> 
>Well...It started out, about a guy who just got into anime-manga..he is pretty
>much of a Otaku-virgin.....He meets this Otaku at a anime meeting and he
>gives him directions to this manga store that the elite Otaku's go to..
>The Otaku told him that going to that place would let him see all the manga
>in the store that are also hard to get in Japan...
>The Otaku-virgin was gratified..and went to the store....
> 
>he noticed that the store was very small  He found the store and noticed
>it looked very small...he thinks to him self.. how could this be a big
>manga store...that Otaku is full of shit...
> 
>He walks in and was totally shocked how big it was inside....he was not sure
>how the hell it was possible,....he was happy and in awe to see so much
>selection in the manga selection...and he found manga you could not
>find anywhere else!
> 
>He went and bought his manga...damn this is kinda expensive..but I MUST
>have my MANGA! he goes to the counter to pay for his manga...the cashier
>smiled and noticed that he bought Video Girl Ai #-3 and #5....
>He smiled back in that Otaku smile and said...WOW! I never thought
>I could ever find thiese books....I am SOOOOOOOOOOO lucky!
>She smiled and tol him...hmmm maybe you would be interested in this manga
>This is only one of it's kind...but not too many people have this and 
>since you are new I'll let you buy it...
> 
>What is it called? he asked...Oh..Look..it's called Otaku no Megami.....
>Megami? what does that mean? he says... the girl smiles ah..
>it means goddess...it's very good, hai?....he shyly smiles back and
>says hai.... he pays for the manga and says goodby and walks off gleefully.
> 
>WOW! I am going to be a real Otaku! none of these Otaku's has this manga!
>Ha ha ha ha! I can't wait to brag to my friends I have this!
>BWA HA HA HA HA HA!
> 
>Well...the suposive Otaku went home and and jumped on his bed and open
>the bag to read the manga...he was not sure which one to read...
>he then looked at the Otaku no Megami cover..he thought, she sure is Kawaii..
>hmmm..This looks interesting.....he started to read the manga.....
>It started as the introduction of the goddess...her name is Megami
>(can't think of a better name, yet), she is the ultimate Otaku dream!
>She looks like Kei and has Madoka's eyes,she also can draw manga like
>the sensei's, translate, paints models, subtitles, collect LD's, join
>many anime clubs, and knows the way to the promised land!
> 
> 
>The Semi-Otaku sighed! I wish I could have a goddess like her...there are
>not too many females that is a Otaku-like....It's so terrible....
>He read on....he felt he was getting to know her, she was something
>very unique....
> 
>He then started to fall asleep and then.......
> 
> 
> 
>WEll have not finished it yet...but just give you guys a sample...
>uh, I know I am waiting just to be flamed for this...
>I am sorry if I am being WAY TOO silly!
>;_;
>(pouting)
> 
> 
>

Well, how does this sound .... ?? 
As he was drifting off to sleep, with the manga he was reading falling to the
floor (like all good otakus ;-)), he heard something which, in the hazy
reality od semi-conciousness, he took to be the boot up sequence for his
neighbor's computer. It wasn't. If he had opened an eye a mere crack he would
have seen the letters PLAY illuminating the darkness and the erest hint of
a vortex appearing on his TV screen and gradually growing brighter..
Mr. L. McNichol of 2033 Orange Road in the city of Kingamure California
didn't realise that he was at the nexus point of the meeting of a dimensional
gateway. The door was about to open to the Anime Zone. His Otaku heart 
would leap at such a concept. But, as we all know, dimensional gateways   
work both ways .. He could get in; but just think about what could get out.
If he was able to read kanji he would have seen that the manga's title was
The Megami`s Gift.

Well, i hope that helps ... 
wuth apologies to every SF and fantasy anime I ripped off for that ;-)
cheers
jim
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