From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink)
Subject: Sig Extension #5
Organization: Turkey Hall
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:55:14 GMT

The Enormous Sig Extension File #5
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 Michael P. Gucciard               (___)      _|_|_|_      (___)
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                //-n-\\                  Michael Gucciard
        _____---=======---_____          u13817@uicvm.cc.uic.edu
    ====____\   /.. ..\   /____====        Freelance Consultant
  //         ---\__O__/---         \\   Enterprise... Surrender or we'll
  \_\                             /_/   send back your *&^$% tribbles !!


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========================================\ "Those who control their passions do
] Mike Gucciard   aka  GOOCH             \  so because their passions are weak
] U13817@uicvm.cc.uic.edu    Chicago      \  enough to be controlled."
===========================================\            - William Blake


{Clayton Wagar}{Auburn University}{cwagar@ducvax.auburn.edu} {KD4IDN}    ()_()
{"Its kind of fun to do the impossible..." - Walt Disney}{AOL "YenSid1"}  (_)


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|"[Disney's machine] has placed a Mickey Mouse hat on every little developing |
| personality in America.  As capitalism, it is a work of genius; as culture, |
| it is mostly a horror."   --   Richard Schickel, "The Disney Version"       |
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|  David P. Mikkelson   Digital Equipment Corporation   Culver City, CA  USA  |
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"The strongest of all the arguments against interference of the public with
purely personal conduct is that, when it does interfere, the odds are that it
interferes wrongly and in the wrong place." --John Stuart Mill, "On Liberty"


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  Coren Zeigler                      |  ()  ()   /---------------\
                                     |   (oo)    |   HOWDY!!!    |
  czeigler@uokmax.ecn.uoknor.edu     |   =()=____\_______________/   


Andrew Halsall   | Janet: A.Halsall@uk.ac.bradford    | Tel +44.274.38.49.35|
Dept of computing| Internet: A.Halsall@bradford.ac.uk | Tel +44.704.76.47.5 |
University of    | Dead funny Physics Joke:-                                |
Bradford, U.K.	 |            "Every couple in a field has it's moments"    |


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|  "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas Anymore", Dorothy                |
|  "Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder"  Not Sure                      |
|  "This above all, to thine own self be true, then it must follow,      |
|  "Thou canst not then be false to any man"  Shakespear.                |
|                                                                        |
|  Thomas Munn.  **munn@a.cs.okstate.edu**  Stillwater, OK usa           |
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       "This is not a signature... I haven't got one yet, so nyah!" ;-p

                                                                 -Joseph
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                    NRNOBLE@MIAMIU       2/18/92*Twenty new things at WDW



----- Dana Uehara (dana_uehara-uhmanoa@uhplato.bitnet) -----

"Lessee...  a fourteen-mile drop at something approaching the speed of
light...  We could be in for a rough landing, L.P.!!"
					Darkwing Duck: "Comic Book Capers"


ciao,
-Andrew Feren
 cola@unh.edu
 The Cola Vampire  :-)=


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|  Len Olszewski                |  "Everytime I hear the word 'sugar' |
|  Technical Writer             |   I get a lump in my throat."       |
|  saslpo@unx.sas.com           |                                     |
| "Have cursor, will curse."    |    - Groucho Marx                   |
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| Opinions this ludicrous are mine. Reasonable opinions will cost you.|
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DISCLAIMER-OPINIONS EXRESSED ABOVE ARE MINE AND NO ONE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM
Ajeet Singh Khurana	  | A scholar is he who doesnt repeat his mistakes 
ajeet@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu  | but rather makes new ones.


 * Origin: GASLIGHT MAIL  Did You Hear The One About... (1:391/1040.0)


Get down off your high horse.  It's dangerous to ride an animal who's been
ingesting controlled substances.


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WHO NEEDS AN SIGNATURE ANYHOW?


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          \/\/                Jon S. Kwiatkowski
      _  _\~~/\  _            Appalachian State University
       \/  \/  \/             407 Charles   Boone, NC   28607
          /\/\
         /    \               "A mind is a terrible thing to waste...
       __/    \__                              ...but let's give it a shot."


 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . j e n s e n
(jensen@diku.dk)
				     why are .sigs so insincere?



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----- Dana Uehara (dana_uehara-uhmanoa@uhplato.bitnet) -----
"I'm a...  I'm a...  I'm a *cartoon*?!!  Oh, well..."
				-- Darkwing Duck: "Twitching Channels"


Scott Bernier    UUCP: pyr491@oz.plymouth.edu   
The Moxie Kid.   INTERNET: scott@vortex.plymouth.edu 
"Anyone can chug beeya, but it takes real guts to chug MOXIE!"
MOXIE -- Maine's original Party drink since 1884! 


-- Paul A. Sand                | In the land of the witless,
-- University of New Hampshire | the halfwit is king.
-- pas@kepler.unh.edu          |     (R. Mitchell)


Vicki Holzhauer, NCAR/Research Aviation Facility 
Internet: vicki@ncar.ucar.edu
"I say, beware of all enterprises that require new 
clothes ... "                   -- H. D. Thoreau


________________________________________________________________________
\ E-Mail: dc@ais.org        /\ Comin' from the unpolitically correct    \
 \__________________________\/\ half of this world refered to as       //
                             \_\ The ProjectZ!________________________//


iI :x :x!
quit
exit
:wq!  damnit!  let me out!!!!!!!!
                  "I need a transfusion, doc - typo blood..."
                                               grendel@gcnext.gac.peachnet.edu


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    14, Science Park Drive           | you could put a tail on it and
    Singapore Science Park           | call it a weasel".. Black Adder
    Singapore 0511                   | 
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 Mark E. Bouver, N3JLP           "An Age is called Dark not because the light
 mark@cogsci.cog.jhu.edu          fails to shine, but because people refuse
 JHU Cognitive Science Center     to see it."  --James A. Michener, "Space"


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Of making many books there is no end...  |  What's wrong with chasing 
                       -- Eccl. 12:12    |  nebulae till 3 am?  |-(
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Andrew Halsall   | Janet: A.Halsall@uk.ac.bradford    | Tel +44.274.38.49.35|
Dept of computing| Internet: A.Halsall@bradford.ac.uk | Tel +44.704.76.47.5 |
University of    |                                                          |
Bradford, U.K.	 | He who dies with the most toys wins.                     |


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                                   | AUTOMATIC DISCLAIMER: It doesn't matter |
                                   |                       what I said; what |
                                   |                       matters is, I did |
                                   |                       not say it!       |
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/===========================================================================\
|John (Francis) Stracke         |My opinions are my own. | No matter how    |
|Natl. Science Center Foundation|========================/ subtle the       |
|Augusta, GA                    |wizard, a knife between the shoulderblades |
|francis@dogwood.atl.ga.us      |  will seriously cramp his style.          |
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"Unless you die, you will continue to get older"--Dave Barry


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Internet: ratinox@splinter.coe.northeastern.edu  /   | /| / /   | The worlds
    UUCP: ...!northeastern.edu!splinter!ratinox /__  |/ |/ / /| | Welfare Works
  BITNET: UA_RLP@NUHUB{.BITNET}                /   | /| / / / | | Association:
  USNail: 14 Westdale RD.                     /__  |/ |/ / /  | | I will solve
          Holbrook, MA  02343-1031           /   | /| / / /___| | any problem
 ICBMnet: 42 deg 1 min N, 71 deg 0 min W    /    |/ |/ /_//_____| for you.


Dave Barr            | One is the loneliest number.
dsbarr@cs.psu.edu    | Two is as lonely as one, just shifted to the left.


sigless Steve
  

Stuart M. Brown                                   The drunker I sit here,
U. of Manitoba, Dept. Plant Science, Canada       The longer I get.


            Chuq "IMHO" Von Rospach, Enterprise Products Support
            chuq@apple.com | GEnie:CHUQ & MAC.BIGOT | ALink:CHUQ
               Book Reviewer, Amazing Stories =+= Member, SFWA
           Editor, OtherRealms =+= #include <standard/disclaimer.h>

Y'know, I really ought to be working on my novel....


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sigless Steve
  

Stuart M. Brown                                   The drunker I sit here,
U. of Manitoba, Dept. Plant Science, Canada       The longer I get.


*** Matt Korth *** dragon@camelot.bradley.edu *** dragon@buhub.bradley.edu ***
	"Know what, Dad?  At the fresh fish counter in the supermarket,
	you can buy real squid.  They have them in a bucket."
	"They're really gross."
	"Mm, I'll bet...CALVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
					--Calvin and Hobbes


_____________________________________________________________________________
          (__)  ,--------.
          (oo) ||\/|,-.,-.\   My reply to a stupid question.
   /-------\/_/ |  || || | )  A stupid question requires a stupid reply.
  / | ____|| \_ |  |`-'`-'/   (stupid?  I thought so.) send suggestions to:
 *  ||""  ||   \_________/    bmyers@rucs2.sunlab.cs.runet.edu
    ^^    ^^                  #define TRUE FALSE
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* Scott Busse                  O    O   O_     _      ___ .....
* email:                      |||  /|\  /\   O/\_     /         O    )=|
* CIS 73040,2114               l   | |   |\    / \   /\                _\
* scott_busse@mindlink.bc.ca             May the frames be with you... \


Andrew P. Berman           |  We're going to have the best-educated American
Dept. of Computer Science  |  people in the world. 
University of Washington   |  -- Dan Quayle
aberman@cs.washington.edu  |


I can still remember when all I had was time. A time when I had nothin
but this empty heart of mine. When I needed inspiration, when the night
was all I knew. You were the light shinin' into my life. The reason
for all the love I'm feeling... I love you, IslandBoy!!! *KISS* 


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			       Imprisoned by C.
				Bound by ADA.
	      His only contact with the outside world was EMAIL.
				    He Is:

				 THE PRISONER
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++++  Bob Hodge  ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+ What care I how time advances: I am drinking ale today.   +
+                                        - Edgar Allen Poe  +
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          Somewhere there is a reference (the "Ultimate Reference") which will
  _       give you a stunningly brilliant opening and conclusion, tie your
 {~}      materials together and give you the premise for your first book.
( V-)     The search for this kind of thing has delayed dissertations for years,
"|Y|"     and forced advisers to threaten the student with bodily harm if the
_|||_     search is not abandoned.                     billr@orl.mmc.com
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/__________/|   /__________/|    /___/\            /___|   "Everything always
|_________|/    |_________|/     |   \  \        /     |    has to be done at
    | | |           | | |        |     \  \    /       |    least twice
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E-Mail:
      golden@ponder.csci.unt.edu
      goldenbu@csci1.csci.unt.edu
      ia11@vaxb.acs.unt.edu



stephan();



the PC-Thief   <spc55721@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu>   U of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
"Swimming in water... what will you ducks think of next?"           -Duckworth


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        Jeffrey Hellmers            "If your heart is in your dream, no request
      hellmerj@stolaf.edu            is too extreme.  When you wish upon a star,
St. Olaf College, Northfield, MN     your dream comes true."  -- Jiminy Crickett


           Greg Schmidt (gjschmidt@descartes.waterloo.edu)

                          Christopher Robin Hood:
                 Steals from the rich to give to the Pooh.


Dani Zweig
dani@netcom.com

   If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down.  It's going to be the
   best you can do, and it's the fact that it's the best you can do that kills
   you! -- Dorothy Parker



 [The above opinions expressed are my own; not necessarily held by others.]
      == Steven J. Edwards           Bull HN Information Systems Inc. ==
      == (508) 294-3484              300 Concord Road         MS 820A ==
      == sje@xylos.ma30.bull.com     Billerica, MA 01821          USA ==
"That Government which Governs the Least, Governs Best." -- Thomas Jefferson


Mary Carpenter            "Their world moved in circles so small, they thought
mxc117@psuvm               they'd seen it all, but they couldn't find a place
carpnter@gis.psu.edu       for a girl who'd seen the ocean."  -Michele Shocked


I am not who you seem to think I'm claiming you think I am.

"It was a strange Position to see yellow"  --David Hume
							jtice@nero.uvic.ca


|  Steinn Sigurdsson	|I saw two shooting stars last night		|
|  Lick Observatory	|I wished on them but they were only satellites	|
|steinly@helios.ucsc.edu|Is it wrong to wish on space hardware?		|
| "standard disclaimer"	|I wish, I wish, I wish you'd care - B.B. 1983	|


  ///   ____   \\\       | CAUTION:
  | |/ /    \ \| |       | Avoid eye contact.  In case of contact, flush
   \\_|\____/|_//        | mind for 15 minutes.  See a psychiatrist if
       \_)\\/            | irritation persists.  Not to be taken
gberigan `-' cse.unl.edu | seriously.  Keep out of sight of children.


Because this is also a story about sex, although probably not in the
athletic, tumbling, count-the-legs-and-divide-by-two sense unless the
characters get totally beyond the author's control.  They might.
   Equal Rites by T. Pratchett


Patrick S. Clark | "We are not in the Eighth Dimension.
slb3y@cc.usu.edu |  We are over New Jersey.  All is not lost."
slb3y@usu        | --Unidentified red Lectroid announcer 
Disclaimer:  I wish I could get Utah State to see things my way.


     __________                   _______
    / ________()  Kaho Chan(man) /      /
   / / L_____    University of  /*     /
  / /_/_____()  Nevada, Reno    \     /
 /_________    Internet:         \   /
 L________()  chan@cs.unr.edu     \/^


..and remember: there are 3 kinds of people in the Universe; the ones who
                 can count, and the ones who can't!


Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines on them and makes them perspire.


Idiosyncratically euphemistic eccentricities promulgate
dispensable obfuscation. Therefore, you must always simplify.

Honeywell, Inc.: Helping you control your world.



	_______                              (jith_b1@blrv1.verifone.com)
	   /  .    /_   /            o
         /   /   /    /__          _/\_>
    (__/   /_/ /_/  /   /     ....O,> / O    HONDA -- The only way to fly....

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G. Sean Brandenburg
(geoffrey@cpsc.ucalgary.ca)

Ack!  What a boring .sig!
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"Fortunately, Ah keep mah feathahs numbah'd for just such an occasion"
                                                            Foghorn Leghorn


Norman Diamond       diamond@jit081.enet.dec.com
If this were the company's opinion, I wouldn't be allowed to post it.
"Yeah -- bad wiring.  That was probably it.  Very bad."


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