HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lstville@trentu.ca (LYNDELL PHILLIP ST. VILLE)
Subject: Re: Test
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Trent Computing and Telecommunications Department
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 21:47:00 GMT

In article <1993Jan7.091920.1@gallua.gallaudet.edu>, sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust) writes...
>In article <1993Jan7.122417@cogs.sussex.ac.uk>, richs@cogs.sussex.ac.uk (Richard Salter) writes:
>> In article <1993Jan6.151519.1@ulkyvx.louisville.edu>, cpsigd01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu writes:
>> |> In article <8791.8589@stratus.SWDC.Stratus.COM>, bruce@godzilla.swdc.stratus.com (Bruce Overby) writes:
>> |> > In article <-hc=Vg@engin.umich.edu> pka@engin.umich.edu (Payman Khalili) writes:
>> |> >>In article <1993Jan5.164636.3686@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au> s9000289@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au (Cameron Hooper) writes:
>> |> >>>In article <1992Dec19.062934.133234@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, cej0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (CHARLES EDWARD JAMES) writes:
>> |> >>>> In article <1992Dec18.143400.6456@bmerh85.bnr.ca>, coop1d11@bmerh301.bnr.ca (Dav
>> |> >>>> id Smith) writes:
>> |> >>>>>In article <1992Dec18.020436.2148@news.arc.nasa.gov> nicholso@pioneer.arc.nasa.
>> |> >>>> gov (Melvin H. Nicholson YBH) writes:
>> |> >>>>>>In article <BzF6E3.Lp7@cck.coventry.ac.uk> cei352@cck.coventry.ac.uk (The Frea
>> |> >>>> k) writes:
>> |> >>>>>>>In article <1992Dec17.102719.13134@bsu-ucs> 01jmbrown@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu write
>> |> >>>> s:
>> |> >>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec17.003955.27658@spock.UUCP>, gumby@spock.uucp (Danny Rich
>> |> >>>> man) writes:
>> |> >>>>>>>>> In article <1992Dec11.232428.9398@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> xiaohan@euler.Berk
>> |> >>>> eley.EDU (Xiaohan Yun) writes:
>> |> >>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec7.232807.15638@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Tw
>> |> >>>> yman) writes:
>> |> >>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec7.225159.15483@spock.UUCP> ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas
>> |> >>>>  Orphanides) writes:
>> |> >>>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron H
>> |> >>>> uang) writes:
>> |> >>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (
>> |> >>>> Vilas Khare) writes:
>> |> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
>> |> >>>>>>>>>>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
>> |> >>>>>>>>>>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
>> |> >>>>>>>>>>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
>> |> >>>>>>>>>>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
>> |> >>>>>>>>> This is starting to make me snore.
>> |> >>>>>>>>is this the rec.humor people adore?
>> |> >>>>>>>Ommes it porn,which is hard core.?
>> |> >>>>>>Haven't when been through all this before?
>> |> >>>>>No, have some BEER and let me pour!
>> |> >>>> Why have one when we can have four!
>> |> >>>Get throughly pissed and sleep on the floor.
>> |> >>Hilary Clinton loves Al Gore!
>> |> > This is one cascade I really abhor.
>> |> Hilary Clinton is really a Wh-- 
>> I have this strange feeling, there's far more in store.
>Reading this cascade is becoming a chore.
Good material, good to the core.
From: vince.maiocco@satalink.com (Vince Maiocco)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
Date: 5 Jan 93 08:40:00 GMT
Reply-To: vince.maiocco@satalink.com (Vince Maiocco)
Organization: Datamax/Satalink Connection * Ivyland, PA (215) 443-9434

AR>>Also, keep in mind the bemusement we obtain from listening to 
AR>children
AR>			   ^^^^^^^^^^
AR>I think you mean amusement, not bemusement (= confusion).

Apparently, you've not had the opportunity to raise any children.  
They are the source of at least twice as much bemusement as 
amusement<G>.  Like they say, "Insanity is hereditary... you get 
it from your kids!
L8r.


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: drizzt@spock.uucp (Neela Jacques)
Subject: Re: Speaking of stupid commercials...
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 00:46:51 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.161311.15641@cs.wisc.edu> gopher@yar.cs.wisc.edu (Chris Bovitz) writes:
>In article <1993Jan4.092139.2453@pony.Ingres.COM> rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto) writes:
>>Have you seen the commercial for the new champagne
>>from Tott's called "Blanc de Noir"?  It shows a group
>>of people oohing and aahing over the name without a
>>clue as to what it means.  Are there really people
>>who believe that if it has a French name it must be good?
>
>Doesn't "Blanc de Noir" mean "White or Black" or something like that?
>(The "or" may not be right - I don't speak or write French)
It's white OF black!
>
>
>Chris
>
>-- 
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>Department of Meteorology |     Weather weenie at large
>Univ of Wisc - Madison    |  
>moonunit@meteor.wisc.edu  |


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sjh@cs.brown.edu (suzi howe)
Subject: Foster/Gloucester
Followup-To: Surnames
Keywords: Foster/Gloucester
Organization: Brown Computer Science Dept.
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 17:04:02 GMT

CUTE ! (to anyone British-born), but do the Yanks know
the old nursery rhyme, and do they know how to 
pronounce Gloucester??!!
:)
From: glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: The Simpsons, interesting christian-surname combinations
Keywords: Funky Christian Names
Date: 4 Jan 93 17:39:29 GMT
Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, MA

In article <bwalther.725893343@cunews> bwalther@alfred.carleton.ca (Bill Walther) writes:
>I once taught a class which included a student named Georgina
>Secsauer.  One day someone from the office popped in the door and
>asked "Is there a Secsauer in this class"?. One of the students
>promptly responded "Hell no!  We don't even get a coffee break"!.


>From alt.tv.simpsons' Frequently Asked Questions file:

3.8)  What phone pranks has Bart used on Moe of Moe's Tavern?

     7G03:  Hey, everybody, I. P. Freeley!
     7G06:  Hey, everybody, I need a Jock Strap.
     7G01:  Is there an Al Coholic here?  ... and ...
            I wanna see Oliver Klose-off.
     7F11:  I wanna Seymour Butts.
     7F14:  C'mon, one o' you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
     7F22:  Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
     8F08:  Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
     8F09:  Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
        9F06:  Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda Huggenkiss!  
...and...
               Hey, everybody, put down your glasses.  Ivana
Tinkle!


-- 
"A horse! A horse! Somebody give me a horse, man, because|glazier@ 
I come to bury this dirtball, not to praise him. Whaddya |harvard.isr.edu
think I am? Whether it's nobler for the mind to make people suffer with all
these totally outrageous arrows arrows for a fortune, or what!" -- D.R.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas Orphanides)
Subject: New Shit happens (i think)
Keywords: shit, happens
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 22:51:46 GMT

I came up with this one (i think)

Zen:

If shit happens and no one is there, does it make a sound?

ramirez@choate.edu
From: cpsigd01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: scientist joke list
Date: 12 Jan 93 13:25:48 GMT
Organization: University of Louisville

Two scientists were enjoying a hot-air balloon ride when they realized that
they were lost.  They lowered the balloon and yelled to person on the ground,
"Where are we?" They waited a long time before an answer came.  "You are in a
hot-air baloon!" replied the man on the ground.  One scientist said to the
other, "That man must be a statistician."  Why so said the other?  Well,
because;  1.  What the man said was absolutely true.  2.  What he said was
absolutely irrelevant. and 3. It took him forever to say it.
Newsgroups: rec.humor


In highschool, I knew a girl named Sherri Baum.  Her father's name was Adam.
Her other sister was Delores (no relation).

                   ,,,
                  (o o)
 -------------oOO--(_)--OOo-------------
|  Bob Noble                            |
|  noble@hpsmpa.lvld.hp.com             |
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From: babar+@pitt.edu (Jonggu Moon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Seriously, a joke.
Date: 8 Jan 93 16:14:30 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

In article <1993Jan8.041056.29695@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> dlaro@lonestar.utsa.edu (David O. Laro) writes:
>In article <25629.1065.uupcb@satalink.com> vince.maiocco@satalink.com (Vince Maiocco) writes:
><lots of serious stuff omitted.  I'm in it for the fun.)
>>OBjoke:  Why don't Mexicans barbecue? The beans keep falling thru the grille.
Why don't Koreans barbecue ?  
Oh wait, they do. That's what bulgogi is.
But if they didn't it would because the rice keeps falling through the grill.

>Okay kemo sabe, you're beginning to stereotype Mexicans as dumb....
I thought "kemo sabe" was in relation to U.S. native american tensions.

>>although I admit I don't know any Mexicans<G>.  The Dept. of Immigration
>>in Philly has an excellent record for keeping Mexicans and Cubans from
>>boating in here,
>^^^^^^^^
>And then you have the nerve to display your faulty understanding of geography.
>Do you know how far the Rio Grande would have to change course to permit this
>to happen?  Sheesh.
Well, Philly is near a bay to the Atlantic.
But if they wanted to get to Pittsburgh, well, Pitts is on the
Ohio River wich connects to the Mississippi which empties into the
SURPRISE! Gulf of Mexico !
Althought they'd have to row up-river for a thousand miles.

>David
Jon
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: frank2@odie.ee.wits.ac.za
Subject: Brilliant Woody Allen Joke
Organization: Wits Electrical Engineering (Novell Users).
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 12:56:51 GMT

Sit down, take a deap breath and prepare yourself for the Brilliant Woody 
Allen Joke:



Woody Allen is soon to release a major new movie:
	"Honey, I fucked the kids"




I ask you, just *where* do I come up with these pearls?


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: vsnyder@math.jpl.nasa.gov (Van Snyder)
Subject: Re: interesting christian-surname combinations
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 19:46:05 GMT

In article <8280@lib.tmc.edu> drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu (David Gutierrez) writes:
>In article <6497.3139.uupcb@synapse.org> doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug Hewko)
>writes:
>>Don't forget Ima's famous sister, Ura Hogg.  (Don't mean to be nit-
>>picky, but when I saw their names (along with Alberta Canada) on the 
>>TV, the last name was spelled "Hogg".  Is it "Hog" or "Hogg"?)
>
>Aaaaaaaggghhhhhh! "Ima Hogg" was real. "Ura Hogg" is a joke!!!!
>
>Ima Hogg was the daughter of some dead Texas politician with a cruel sense of
>humor.
>
>David Gutierrez
>drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu

Then there's Bill Lear's daughter Crystal Chanda Lear.
-- 
What fraction of Americans believe   |  Van Snyder
Wrestling is real and NASA is fake?  |  vsnyder@math.jpl.nasa.gov
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mei141@cck.coventry.ac.uk (PH)
Subject: Re: New Internet Farsides!
Organization: Coventry University
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 20:18:24 GMT

I drew one of a chicken sitting exhausted on top of an enormous egg.  A cockeral
comes up to her and says: "I told you not to take those fertility pills"

Another one I drew is of an open field with a red outhouse in the middle of the
field.  You can just make out there is someone inside.
There is an open gate at the edge of the field.  In the field that connects 
to it, which happens to be the one closest to the foreground, you see that you 
are looking over the shoulder of a bull which is looking straight through the 
open gate to the outhouse, and the bull is snorting....

Hope you like it.
-- 
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|        small penguin that sits on his shoulder and talks to him             |
|         Mail him at Coventry University : mei141@uk.ac.cov.cck              |
From: Skip Vogt <skip@igc.apc.org>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: 05 Jan 93 20:15 PST
Subject: Re: A actual joke
Nf-ID: #R:tymix.tymnet.com:3061:cdp:1453700024:000:848
Nf-From: cdp.UUCP!skip    Jan  5 20:15:00 1993


That reminds me of the story of the woman who was having a midday fling
when her husband came home unexpectedly.

He noticed a cigar in the ashtray and an overcoat in the living room,
but when he rushed into the bedroom, he found only his wife in bed.  However,
rushing to the window, he saw a half-dressed man running across the courtyard.
Running to the kitchen, he dragged the refrigerator over to the window and
dropped it right on the half-dressed man.

Next scene: Three men standing at St. Peter's gate and St. Peter asks
them how they died.  The first man, half dressed, says "Well I was late
for work and while I was running across the courtyard, a refrigerator fell
on me."

The second man says, "Well, you see I was moving a refrigerator and I had a 
heart attack."

The third man explained, "Well, I was hiding in this refrigerator..."

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: afeng@fraser.sfu.ca (Alex Feng)
Subject: philosophy
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 06:14:45 GMT

Taken from our school newspaper "The Peak"

Q: What do you say to a recently graduated Philosophy student?






A: I want two hamburgers, larges fries and a coke!
From: bruce@godzilla.swdc.stratus.com (Bruce Overby)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: New Internet Farsides!
Date: 6 Jan 93 15:39:47 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc., San Jose, CA

In article <1993Jan4.235007.9307@csus.edu> arthurc@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (Arthur Chandler) writes:
>
>  I propose we make up our own Far Sides, with descriptions supplying
>the place of Larsen's visuals.  

Okay, I'll have a try.

Scene: a dive bar. Sitting at the bar are a man an a woman,
obviously smashed. In the foreground, another man and woman,
not smashed. Man to woman: "Who are those drunks?" Woman in
reply: "Nobody knows." Subtitle: Anonymous Alcoholics.

-------------------------------------------------
Bruce Overby
Stratus Computer, Inc.
San Jose, CA


"Get at dem beans!"  -- Hoss Cartwright

My opinions may not reflect those of my employer.
--------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fester@island.COM (Mike Fester)
Subject: Re: Naeem: don't emulate american, its a ghastly accent
Keywords: language
Organization: /usr/local/rn/organization
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 20:12:04 GMT

In article <2662@eagle.ukc.ac.uk> srd@ukc.ac.uk (S.R.Davies) writes:
>In article <1993Jan6.025316.2017@pony.Ingres.COM> garrett@Ingres.COM (WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS) writes:
>
>>In article <i3558.725901920@newsie>, i3558@newsie.dc.dk (Soren Michael Roug)                     writes...
>>>I seems to me that this discussion is mostly, if not completely carried
>>>out by americans. My advice to you is that if you want to improve your
>>>english language then learn the King's english, not those barbarian dialects
>>>the yanks choose to utter. 
>
>>   [...]
>>	Secondly, the English is one of the most basterdized languages
>>in the world. It's a mish-mash of a dozen different languages (and that's
>>not even including the multiple dialects in that tiny little island of yours.)
>
>	That first sentence is a good example. You may be interested to
> know that Denmark is not an island !

Good Lord, why would anyone be interested in that? You know, it does seem I 
*have* heard of "Denmark", before. Didn't the Wehrmacht refer to it as a 
"speed bump"?

BTW, the King has been dead for lo these many years, but I'm pretty sure he
would just as soon see the word "english" spelled "English".

*SIGH* Why is it that foreigners always feel compelled to give out free 
"english" lessons to "americans"? Or is it just people from the island of 
"denmark"?

Mike
-- 
Disclaimer - These opinions are not so much opinions, as pearls of wisdom. Any-
one disagreeing is obviously either a) a snivelling, whining, mentally-
deficient, weak-willed, inconsequential, namby-pamby tool of some vague but
conveniently defined conspiracy, or b) my wife.
From: mike@spring.wrc.unr.edu (Mike McCormick)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: oxymoron
Date: 12 Jan 93 19:44:05 GMT
Reply-To: mike@spring.wrc.unr.edu (Mike McCormick)
Organization: Desert Research Institute, Las Vegas, NV



Oxymoron - SQL Standard
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.humor
From: djs55750@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (the man )
Subject: Re: Bunch of baby jokes
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 04:07:47 GMT

acfrodo@IASTATE.EDU () writes:

>/Q. What's grosser than a barrell full of dead babies?
>/A. A barrell full of dead babies with one live on in it.

>add trying to eat its way out! 

I bet this one has probably already been done, sorry if it has:

Q: What is grosser than seven dead babies in a garbage can?
A: One dead baby in seven garbage cans!!!

						the man
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bcollins@utdallas.edu (ARLIN B COLLINS)
Subject: Re: interesting christian-surname combinations
Keywords: Funky Christian Names
Organization: Univ. of Texas at Dallas
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 03:46:23 GMT

>I used to work with a Long Whang.
    did it get longer the more you worked with it????

    [sorry, couldn't help my self.....   :-)  ]
>
>--                    


-- 
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 bcollins@utdallas.edu   rise:  07:31  07:04  06:33  06:03
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.sex
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Adult Smilies
Keywords: smilies
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 18:49:27 GMT

In article <1993Jan8.091742.12555@usage.csd.unsw.OZ.AU> ashley@spectrum.cs.unsw.oz.au (Ashley Aitken) writes:

>Whenever I use the symbol :-), people usually think, how cute.

>Problem was I usually see it at a symbol for copulation.

>Oh well, I guess that's perversion for you.

Perversion is in the eye of the disparager.


-- 
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The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: rinker@hpcuhe.cup.hp.com (Eric Rinker)
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 07:23:43 GMT
Subject: Re: Obscure joke
Organization: Hewlett Packard, Cupertino
Newsgroups: rec.humor


You're the only one who knows what a fetlock is.
From: jrowland@cs.utexas.edu (John Richards Rowland)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: READ MY LIPS...
Date: 5 Jan 1993 02:03:52 -0600
Organization: CS Dept, University of Texas at Austin
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: nada.cs.utexas.edu

> Robyn, my mother had a favorite saying that she constantly repeated when
> I was young(er), "You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar."

Yea, and even more with dung than honey, but I guess dung with honey
on it catches the most.
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From: ee_d313@ceres (  Jide)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Brilliant Woody Allen Joke
Date: 12 Jan 1993 19:12:53 GMT
Organization: Kingston University
NNTP-Posting-Host: ceres.kingston.ac.uk
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

>frank2@odie.ee.wits.ac.za writes:
>: Sit down, take a deap breath and prepare yourself for the Brilliant Woody 
>: Allen Joke:
>: Woody Allen is soon to release a major new movie:
>: 	"Honey, I fucked the kids"
>: 
>: 
>: 
>: 
>: I ask you, just *where* do I come up with these pearls?


IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL A JOKE ?

IT'S PATHETIC, NOT INCLUDING CHEAP.

I SUPPOSE YOU'VE BEEN LAUGHING YOUR PANTS

OFF EVER SINCE YOU HEARD IT.

P*** OFF, MAN
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: reid@ucs.indiana.edu (Frank Reid)
Subject: Moles
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 22:01:28 GMT

Once upon a time, in a molehill deep in a Southern forest, there 
lived three moles; Papa Mole, Mama Mole, and Baby Mole.

The Mole family had a custom of going for a walk in the forest 
every morning before breakfast.  One fine spring day they were 
returning through their mole tunnel, with Papa Mole in front, 
Mama Mole in the middle, and Baby Mole behind.

As they neared their home, Papa Mole said, "Mmm MMM!  Ah smells 
hot pancakes!"

Mama Mole said, "Mmm MMM!  Ah smells melted butter!"

Baby Mole said, "Ah don't smell nothin' but MOL'asses."

--

Surprise!  It wasn't a chemistry joke.

Frank     reid@ucs.indiana.edu
From: jih@acpub.duke.edu (JOY HOGLEY)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Texans. (was "Re: California")
Date: 9 Jan 93 03:32:07 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

]In article <1993Jan2.224353.25750@netcom.com>, eclipse@netcom.com (Brian McCullough) writes...
]
]We Texans (even the natives, of which I am not one) know civilised places
]and people when we see them, and we know precisely where to find them when 
]we need them.  We consider them to be marvelous things to visit, although
]we would prefer not to take up residence there.


You know, I never thought that I would actually see a Texan admit this.

I would have to say that both Texas and Southern California are places
that most intelligent people should know to avoid. Texans think they're
better than all the rest of us, and Southern Californians just don't
bother to think in the first place.

Joy
Organization: Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 10:40:47 -0500 
From: Lori Cole <lc1r+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: CNN does a piece on Smileys

Also:

d:-) Baseball smiley

Lori Cole
From: drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu (David Gutierrez)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Rudolf's nose is dimming
Date: 5 Jan 1993 21:38:36 GMT
Organization: Univ. Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center

In article <1993Jan5.194100.27704@b30.ingr.com> mueller@b30news.b30.ingr.com (
Phil Mueller ) writes:
>In article <8312@lib.tmc.edu> drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu (David Gutierrez)
writes:
>>"Only fools are positive." - Moe Howard
>"Are you sure?"

I'm positive!

Why, you...   < 8   (Internet symbol for two fingers about to poke you in the
eyes)

David Gutierrez
drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu

"Only fools are positive." - Moe Howard

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark)
Subject: Re: Interim Canonical List of Old * Never Die, they just ...
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1993 00:21:45 GMT

Old couriers never die... they just keep on EXPRESSing it! (c)opyright 1986
AIR COURIERS INTERNATIONAL Vancouver, BC