HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kho@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Ping Phing Kho)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: TONGUE TWISTERS***
Date: 6 Apr 92 08:49:16 GMT
Article-I.D.: en.1992Apr6.084916.15320
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Apr6.004626.3448@CSD-NewsHost.Stanford.EDU> amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog) writes:
>In article <1992Apr5.202124.28338@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> 
>  jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer) writes:
>
>>Okay - here's one that I have *never* seen anyone be able to do.
>>
>>                     "Toy Boat"
>>
>>Most people can't even say that twice in a row, slowly.
>
>This one is actually easy if you know the trick.  Don't say "Toy Boat" lots
>of times, say "Boat Toy" lots of times.  This actually works for me!
>
>>John Fischer        
>>Case Western Reserve University (yes, its a place!)
>>Cleveland, Ohio
>>jxf13@po.cwru.edu
>
>C "Rubber Baby Bugger Bumpers" Frog

OK now..., could anyone tell me what's so funny about this
	"TOY BOAT"   or   "BOAT TOY" thing?

I've tried to say it lotsa times with my foreign tounge, but still
ain't seem to be a fun tounge twister to me.

-Ping-
From: snail@lsl.co.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: rot-13
Date: 6 Apr 92 17:14:43 GMT
Organization: Laser-Scan Ltd., Cambridge

In article <CONSP03.92Apr2204307@bingsuns.cc.binghamton.edu>, consp03@bingsuns.cc.binghamton.edu (Kriston J. Rehberg) writes:
> In article <5497@mtecv2.mty.itesm.mx> gerardo@uapnx1.dgsca.unam.mx (Gerardo Cisneros) writes:
> 
>>Not that rot13 isn't a useful thing, but what makes you think that a third  
>>grader wouldn't know how to use it?  Wouldn't a rot13'ed message be even more  
> Orpnhfr gurl'er shpxvat vagrerfgrq va frk!!!
> 
HI!
Could some kind soul please send me rot-13 or details on how it works..
else I'm missing some of the (possibly I don't know yet) funniest stuff
on the net.

Cheers.. Steve the SNAIL.
===== Yes, it's meant to be a snail, I speak only for myself and my snail =====
===== not for Laser Scan.                                                 =====
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Xref: sparky rec.humor.d:1428 aus.flame:643
Date: 14 Apr 92 03:01:58 GMT
From: brent@socs.uts.edu.au (Brent Curtis)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,aus.flame
Subject: Re: Real Cyberpunks Don't eat quiche.
Reply-To: curtis@socs.uts.edu.au
Organization: University of Technology, Sydney

(Edith Jeffreys) writes:

 >(Iain Sinclair) writes:
 >>
 >>Real cyberpunks have never kissed a girl.
 >
 >cyberpunks are always male????

Only men kiss girls????


 >Oh sorry, i forgot to check my watch, i didnt realize what century
 >it is.

Obviously.


                    Brent.

-----------------------------------------------------------
"I do not like them here or there.   |    Brent Curtis
 I do not like them anywhere.        |    School of CompSci
 I do not like green eggs and ham.   |    UTS
 I do not like them, Sam-I-am."      |    New South Wales
From: mparsons@fleming.iaims.bcm.tmc.edu (Mark Parsons)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS - Compiling a list
Date: 13 Apr 1992 20:37:11 GMT
Reply-To: mparsons@fleming.iaims.bcm.tmc.edu (Mark Parsons)
Originator: mparsons@fleming.iaims.bcm.tmc.edu


In article <1992Apr13.151729.2934@vax.muskingum.edu>, geschwent@vax.muskingum.edu writes:
|> 
|> I know the flames are going to come, but... 
|> :-) 
|> 			"Adult Male"   
|> :-)
|> -- 
|> P.K.
|> Geschwent@vax.muskingum.edu

OK . . ..  

	Women/Female drivers
	Female engineer/scientist/you-add-your-favorite

Back atcha P.K.!!!!!! ;-)
-- 
Mark A. Parsons
mparsons@bcm.tmc.edu
From: iojj@vax5.cit.cornell.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: TONGUE TWISTERS***
Date: 13 Apr 92 21:41:58 EDT
Distribution: na,rec
Organization: Cornell University


    A big black bug bleeds black blood.

[Worst one I knew -- before I started reading this thread.]

-- 

Dave Chin	Class of '92, Cornell U.
iojj@vax5.cit.cornell.edu	}	Opinions expressed are mine,
iojj@cornella.cit.cornell.edu	}	and mine alone.
				}
dchin@helios.tn.cornell.edu	}	Kelmarin di Kota Melaka ...
Xref: sparky eunet.jokes:1118 rec.humor.d:1498
From: I.A.Inman@newcastle.ac.uk (Ian Alexander Inman)
Newsgroups: eunet.jokes,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Recycled Jokes
Date: 16 Apr 92 17:09:19 GMT
Organization: University of Newcastle upon Tyne, UK, NE1 7RU

I think I'd better apologise to Brad Templeton for my remarks about
'rec.humor.d'.   He has thousands of our crap jokes to go through,
and I think I was just a little bit harsh.

Sorry!!!
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,aus.flame
From: IG@mullian.ee.Mu.OZ.AU (Inspector Gadget)
Subject: Re: Real Cyberpunks Don't eat quiche.
Reply-To: IG@mullian.ee.Mu.OZ.AU (Inspector Gadget)
Organization: Fakulty uv Lictricul Injaneering, Melbin Yewny.
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 07:07:38 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.160203.9635@unx.sas.com> sasefj@junebug.unx.sas.com (Edith Jeffreys) writes:
>In article <axolotl.703054977@syzygy>, axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au (Iain Sinclair) writes:

>>Real cyberpunks have never kissed a girl.
>cyberpunks are always male????

The real ones are. The girls are merely hetro- cybergroupies.

>Oh sorry, i forgot to check my watch, i didnt realize what century
>it is.

"One the third stroke, it will be the 21st century."

Cool watch.

IG
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: roscoe@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Larry Allen Roscoe)
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Originator: roscoe@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
Reply-To: roscoe@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 10:41:51 GMT

From article <1992Apr15.085404.17337@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU>, by c60a-dy@amazon.Berkeley.EDU (Mikey likes it):
> In article <1992Apr15.063952.4174@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> mcdougal@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jon . McDougal) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr15.041356.2410@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> c60a-dy@amazon.Berkeley.EDU (Mikey likes it) writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr14.234356.16337@uwm.edu> alanchem@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Alan Scott Olson) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Apr14.225911.6014@gn.ecn.purdue.edu> constant@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (Tino) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Apr14.205827.15626@colorado.edu> burtonr@qso.Colorado.EDU (Richard Burton) writes:
>>>>>>gdkg1346@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Gautham D. Kamath) writes:
>>>>>>>randy@rss.dl.nec.com (Randy Bullard) writes:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>wooledge@ces.cwru.edu (Gregory Wooledge) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> Any takers?
>>>>>>>>>>Many Lakers.
>>>>>>>>>Danny is a faker.
>>>>>>>>Fuck Tammy Fay Baker.
>>>>>>>Yuck, may God take her.
>>>>>>Suck the blonde cake hair.
>>>>>Duck! a load of dripping Nair.
>>>>You assholes are not playing fair!
>>>Jim's asshole is getting excessive wear.
>>I'll cascade as much as a bloody well dare!
> Why are the lines getting closer to there? ----->
One of the topics is men with no hair.


-- 
Email roscoe@csd4.csd.uwm.edu 

"I really enjoy the TUMMYSIZER(tm)...its the way I like to work out."
	-Quote from some dumb girl I saw on television
From: kho@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Ping Phing Kho)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: TONGUE TWISTERS***
Date: 8 Apr 92 19:33:46 GMT
Article-I.D.: en.1992Apr8.193346.24366
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Apr8.112933.12335@actrix.gen.nz> ajit@actrix.gen.nz (Ajit Rasiah) writes:
>I'm not sure if this one has already been on the net, but here
>goes:
>
>Betty bought some butter but the butter Betty bought was bitter
>so Betty bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better
>but the bitter butter made the better butter bitter.
>-- 
>My .sig works - yay!!!

How about:
Betty Botta bought some butter but the butter Betty Botta bought was bitter,
so Betty Botta bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better,
but the bitter butter made the better butter bitter; however, Betty Botta
bought abundant more better butter hoping to make her bitter butter better
with this extra better butter she just bought.

-Hopefully this is not a THREAD.... uuuggghhhh, can't stand it!!!!-
From: cdash@moet.cs.colorado.edu (Charles Shub)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS - Compiling a list
Date: 13 Apr 92 23:13:18 GMT
Article-I.D.: colorado.1992Apr13.231318.946
Organization: University of Colorado at Colorado Springs

Classical Novel
Ethical Administrator
-- 

charlie shub  cdash@cs.Colorado.EDU      -or-        (719) 593-3492     
  or even  cdash@colospgs (BITNET)  if the above address won't work
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,rec.humor
From: jdg41088@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Pickaxe)
Subject: Call for Practical Jokes
Keywords: practical jokes
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 19:22:57 GMT

I'm compiling a list of practical jokes - In particular those that mess with
people's mind. If you have performed or have been a victim of a really good
mindfuck, then send your stories to me. I will post the best ones if response
is good.

Thanks

-- 
Joe Gross
pickaxe@uiuc.edu

"Ah!" said Dirk, "It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto
From: jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Jewish Jokes Wanted
Date: 13 Apr 92 23:02:54 GMT
Article-I.D.: usenet.1992Apr13.230254.23166
Reply-To: jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)


In a previous article, marc@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (marc) says:

>Does anyone out there have a list of jewish jokes?
>
>marc
>
>marc@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
>(still waiting for that perfect .sig)
>
At the risk of being anti-social, politically incorrect or revealing
some dark sociopathic tendency of which I am not even aware but that some
zealous activist out there may be all to quick to point out or worse I 
will make the first contributions . . .

Q.  What is a JAP's idea of natural child birth?
A.  No make up, no jewelry.

Q.  What's the difference between a JAP and a vulture?
A.  Nail polish.

Q.  Why do JAPs all have squinty eyes?
A.  From saying "Suck what?"

Q.  Why do they have sex with their eyes closed?
A.  They hate to see a guy having a good time.

Q.  How can you tell when a JAP climaxes?
A.  She drops her nail file.

Q.  What is a JAP's favorite wine?
A.  When are we going to Florida?

Q.  What is a JAP's ideal house?
A.  4 BR, 4 Baths, LR, DR, no kitchen.

         And, some Mexican jokes while we're at it . . .

Q.  Why don't Mexicans have BBQ?
A.  The beans keep falling through the grill.

Q.  What is 5-miles long and goes 1/2 mile an hour?
A.  A Mexican funeral procession with only one pair of jumper cables.

Q.  What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
A.  A bean dip.

Q.  Why did they invent the low-rider?
A.  So they can pick lettuce at 60-miles an hour.


Well, that should get us started, anyway.  Enjoy . . . and happy finals
week.  ** Ughh **
 
e
-- 
John Fischer        
Case Western Reserve University (yes, its a place!)
Cleveland, Ohio
jxf13@po.cwru.edu
Organization: North Dakota Higher Education Computer Network
Date: Tuesday, 7 Apr 1992 00:37:45 CDT
From: <KINGSLEY@NDSUVM1.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: rot-13
 <CONSP03.92Apr2204307@bingsuns.cc.binghamton.edu>

In article <CONSP03.92Apr2204307@bingsuns.cc.binghamton.edu>,
consp03@bingsuns.cc.binghamton.edu (Kriston J. Rehberg) says:
>
>In article <5497@mtecv2.mty.itesm.mx> gerardo@uapnx1.dgsca.unam.mx (Gerardo
>Cisneros) writes:
>
>>Not that rot13 isn't a useful thing, but what makes you think that a third
>>grader wouldn't know how to use it?  Wouldn't a rot13'ed message be even more
>Orpnhfr gurl'er shpxvat vagrerfgrq va frk!!!
>
>Lbh xabj gung!!!!
>
>Terrgvatf, xvqf :)
>
>>Gerardo Cisneros
>
>Xevf
>
>--

FORGIVE ME FOR BEING A NEWBIE, BUT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!!?(I'm not a 3rd
grader, either...)

-Kal

>Kriston J. Rehberg, POD Consultant   INET: consp03@bingsuns.cc.binghamton.edu
>Binghamton Computer Services          BIT: CONSP03@BINGVAXA.BITNET
>#include <stddisclaimer.h>           FIDO: kris.rehberg at 1:272/94 or
>1:272/51
>Labra lege:  Hackito ergo sum        Only Amiga makes it possible!
>"Your lack of common decency reminds me of a computer" - emacs M-x flame
From: dudleyh@sheoak.bcae.oz.au (Dudley Horque)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: TOXIC CUSTARD WORKSHOP FILES #92
Date: 16 Apr 92 07:16:21 GMT
Organization: UCNV, Bendigo, Victoria, Australia

In article <1992Apr14.011246.5538@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> tcwf@gnu.ai.mit.edu writes:
>I certainly don't want to make any excuses for not being bothered to
>write something new for this week, but I couldn't be bothered to write
>something new for this week. So instead, out of the archives, here's
I wish he couldn't be bothered writing anything new every week.
It'd also be nice if he didn't bother grabbing archived trash to clog
the net either.

ciao4niao Dudley
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer)
Subject: OXYMORONS - Compiling a list
Reply-To: jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 21:51:53 GMT



I just can't find enough ways to waste time . . . anyone interested
in starting a list of original (or not) OXYMORONS.


OX-Y-MO-RON, noun, pl. -mora.  "A rhetorical figure in which an 
  epigrammatic effect is created by the conjunction of incongruous
  or contradictory  terms; for example, "a mournful optimist."
  A clever remark, more pointedly witty for seeming absurd or
  foolish, neuter of oxumorous, "sharp-foolish" : oxy- (sharp)
  + moros (stupid).

For starters we could try "American Heritage Dictionary clear
definitions".

Anyway . . .I'll go first with:

                  ==========================

       "How come we park on driveways and drive on parkways?"

. . . and the venerable "Military Intelligence".

                   "Fast food is neither."

                      "Jumbo shrimp"

                       "Civil War"

                     "Final approach"

Okay, I know these are not original ... but I wanted to get this started.

-- 
John Fischer        
Case Western Reserve University (yes, its a place!)
Cleveland, Ohio
jxf13@po.cwru.edu
From: jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: What happened to my HillBilly Wisdom posting?
Date: 16 Apr 92 13:12:33 GMT
Article-I.D.: usenet.1992Apr16.131233.24192
Reply-To: jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)



Hey group.  Did anyone see a recent posting by me concerning
HillBilly Wisdom?  It seems to have gotten lost.  Guess I'll
just have to re-post it.

-- 
John Fischer        
Case Western Reserve University (yes, its a place!)
Cleveland, Ohio
jxf13@po.cwru.edu
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From: steve@fulcrum.oz.au (Steve Taylor)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,aus.flame
Subject: Re: Real Cyberpunks Don't eat quiche.
Date: 15 Apr 92 05:10:16 GMT
Organization: The Fulcrum Consulting Group

In <1992Apr13.160203.9635@unx.sas.com> sasefj@junebug.unx.sas.com (Edith Jeffreys) writes:

>In article <axolotl.703054977@syzygy>, axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au (Iain Sinclair) writes:
>>prb@access.digex.com (Pat) writes:
>> >
>> >     - Real cyberpunks drink Jolt.
>>
>>Real cyberpunks have never kissed a girl.

>cyberpunks are always male????

Socially inept computer geeks usually *are* male. Socially inept computer
geeks with delusions of street credibility (i.e. - cyberpunks) are also
usually male. I have no firm opinion on whether it's genetic or cultural.

>Oh sorry, i forgot to check my watch, i didnt realize what century
>it is.
A watch with a century hand? I want one.

					Steve

>-- 
>Edie Jeffreys            The fact is, no matter how closely I study it
>SAS Institute, Inc.      No matter how I take it apart
>SAS Circle, Cary, NC     No matter how i break it down
>(919)677-8000 x6946      It remains consistent.  -- Belew

"Universe man, universe man
 Size of the entire universe man
 Usually kind to smaller man
 Universe man
 He's got a watch with a minute hand
 Millenium hand and an eon hand"

			"Particle Man"
			 - They Might Be Giants
Xref: sparky rec.humor.d:1396 aus.flame:635
Date: 12 Apr 92 05:02:57 GMT
From: axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au (Iain Sinclair)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,aus.flame
Subject: Re: Real Cyberpunks Don't eat quiche.
Summary: HEY CYBAPUNX R EVERYWHERE!!!11
Reply-To: axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au
Organization: University of Technology, Sydney

prb@access.digex.com (Pat) writes:
 >     - Real cyberpunks wear military surplus clothing, non-neon colored
 >       Gortex, bluejeans, boots (combat or motorycle), Factsheet-5 T-Shirts,
 >       and kilts (on formal occasions).
 >
 >     - Real cyberpunks program in assembler and ADA.
 >
 >     - Real cyberpunks never drive an unmodified vehicle.
 >
 >     - All real cyberpunks have their ham license.
 >
 >     - Real cyberpunks have copies of their state's law statues.
 >
 >     - Real cyberpunks own at least one gun.
 >
 >     - Real cyberpunks keep a supply of DMSO handy.
 >
 >     - Real cyberpunks have acquired a Bell System hard-hat.
 >
 >     - Real cyberpunks drink Jolt.

Real cyberpunks have never kissed a girl.

Real cyberpunks are pathetic, unredeemable fuckwits.


--
Iain Sinclair   axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au                             ne cede.
From: t9214305@phillip.edu.au (Robert Pascale)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: <None>
Date: 16 Apr 92 04:16:33 GMT
Organization: Phillip Institute of Tech, Melbourne

Dear Netters,

the phrase:

HELP! I've fallen and i can't get up

is one that is most intreguing. I have heard it digitized, reversed and all
sorts of combos and in MOD files. Watching the American SIT-COMS they often use
it as a punchline to jokes.

What is its significance? 

PS: if you can e-mail as well as post I'd appreciate it. I can't wade through a
few hundered messages a day!! I have to sleep sometime!

-- 
Robert Pascale, B.App.Sc, A.A.C.S, P.C.P      |     / \     | P.O.Box 8084
INTERNET:   T9214305@phillip.edu.au           |   ( O.o )   | Northland Centre
COMPUSERVE: 100033,251                        |      -      | Victoria 3072
PHONE: +61 3 4789644 (AH), +61 3 8692304 (BH) |  Whatever!  | AUSTRALIA
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: fjvanwet@odin.unomaha.edu (Francis J. Van Wetering)
Subject: Unix and C "April Fools" - REQUEST
Summary: request for send or repost
Keywords: Unix, C, April Fool 
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 16:57:14 GMT

I saw a piece of text on the net here about Unix and C language being
an April Fool's day joke on the rest of the computing community, but
have been unable to locate it.  Would someone send it to me or 
repost?  Thanks in advance.

fjvanwet@odin.unomaha.edu
From: nhmas@gauss.med.harvard.edu (Mark Shneyder 432-4219)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Andrew Dice Clay
Date: 15 Apr 92 21:36:26 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: HMS

Does anyone know when Dice's new album is coming out?
It was supposed to be out in March but I haven't seen it
in stores. He's currently on tour with a really lame material.
Xref: sparky alt.sex:14408 rec.humor:16372 rec.humor.d:1429
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
From: mike@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Mike Batchelor)
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 11:12:05 PDT
Organization: The Batchelor Pad
Keywords: copy followup

wooledge@ces.cwru.edu (Gregory Wooledge) writes:

> Some of the cascade contributions have been truly witty, some just plain dumb
> However, their relevance to alt.sex (and several other newsgroups) is dubious
> at best.
> 
> Suggestion: alt.cascade, or possibly rec.humor.cascade.
> Any takers?
Many Lakers.



[] ---
[] Mike Batchelor -- mike@batpad.lgb.CA.US -- cerritos.edu!batpad!mike
[] Long Beach, California
[] TNG Quote: "You were travelling in close formation at over 80,000 kph, only
[] 10 meters from Cadet Albert, and you didn't even know his orientation?!?"
From: raustein@athena.mit.edu (Yngve Koehler Raustein)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: uNusuAl plAceS to dO IT!!
Date: 13 Apr 92 22:36:24 GMT
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology

In article <1992Apr13.134925.65637@research.ptt.nl>, willegen@research.ptt.nl writes:

|> Craziest place I done it must have been the bathtub
|> 
|> Craziest place I heard of was the train (details if wanted!)
|>                   ^---- TRUE!!!, not me I didn't

I've heard of a Norwegian couple who were doing their stuff in a train.  They
occupied the top bed in a sleeping compartment (or whatever it's called), and
the girl managed to accidentally slip her foot into the emergency brake hoop, 
and set off the brake...

Yngve

-- 
Yngve K. Raustein		| ``We use choicest juicy chunks of fresh 
362 Memorial Drive		| Cornish ram's bladder, emptied, steamed, 
Cambridge, MA 02139		| flavoured with sesame seeds whipped into a 
617-225-7343 			| fondue and garnished with lark's vomit.''
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: wooledge@ces.cwru.edu (Gregory Wooledge)
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Keywords: copy followup
Organization: Crusaders for Truth
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 13:54:53 GMT

>> Any takers?
>Many Lakers.
Danny is a faker.
-- 
Greg Wooledge		/..\			Wizard in training.
wooledge@ces.cwru.edu	\--/ Have a day.
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer)
Subject: Jewish Joke for the list
Reply-To: jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 92 03:15:57 GMT




Q.  What is the ultimate Jewish dilemma?

A.  Free ham.


-- 
John Fischer        
Case Western Reserve University (yes, its a place!)
Cleveland, Ohio
jxf13@po.cwru.edu
From: hazen@athena.cs.uga.edu (Mark Hazen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS - Compiling a list
Date: 13 Apr 92 05:43:52 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

Oxymorons? As in idiotic teenagers on a zit-zap spree?

But seriously.....

True love, good lawyer, ill mannered, House Ethics Committee, Moral
Majority.

How are those?


Seriously though, nothing against those in love, but it irks me when
folks say "I'll love you forever".... how about just settling for
right here and now? I'd rather look at today in some other way than it
just being something to tide me over until tomorrow...

But that's another newsgroup altogether.

How about one last one? Assembly Language?
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