Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Dan's knees
From: djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 12 Apr 92 14:35:24
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jos@and.nl's message of 12 Apr 92 11:00:14 GMTLines: 89

In article <2573@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
.In article <1992Apr10.183446.780@gacvx2.gac.edu> robynn1@perdita.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
.|In article <1992Apr10.172417.779@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
.|>
.|> Dan, I have sensed that you are a little concerned about people's
.|opinions of
.|> your knees.  However, I have seen them, and really don't think that they
.|are
.|> all that bad.  So, in order to dispell the myth of your knees, the
.|following
.|> picture has been included below for your viewing pleasure:
.|>

You're all heart.

.|>
.|>
.|>
.|>
.|> 		*****************************************
.|> 		*	|.  |..  |.  |		*
.|> 		*	|.  |	.. |.  |		*
.|> 		*	|.  |	.. |.  |		*
.|> 		*	|.  |..  |.  |		*
.|> 		*	/.  /...\.  \		*
.|>.. +-->	*	\. /...  \. /		*  <----+
.|> 	 |	*	 |.\		 /. \		*	|
.|> 	 |	*	 |. |... |. /		*	|
.|> 	 |	*	 |. |... |. |		*	|
.|> 	 |	*	 |. |... |. |		*	|
.|> 	 |	*****************************************	|
.|> 	 |	  	  Dan's knees, ca. 1992			|
.|>.. |							|
.|>.. +--------------------+...+-----------------------+
				 |...|
				 |...|
			..Knee #1.Knee #2

				 Knee #3 ?????

Owie owie owie!!  I hate it when I do that.


.|Dan,
.|I don't know where Phil got this picture...  Certainly not from me...  I
.|didn't meet him late one night and a pre-arranged time to slip it to
.|covertly him just because you wouldn't listen to reason or give me money,
.|or anythink like that...
.|Really, Dan, you are being paranoid.
.|Robyn

.Ermm ... I don't wanna be picky on this, but I think Dan mentioned *three*
.knees! He has *three* of those silly things ... where's the last one? These
.can't impossibly be Dan's knees ... (besides, they look more like leek to me)

Thats because they *are*!  This picture is a forgery!  I hereby
release the following *acturate* depiction of my knees.  (all 3 of
them)


       	     +-----------------------------------------------------+
       	     |	        	                                   |
       	     |	                  ______        	           |
       	     |	             ____/      \____   	           |
       	     |	            /                \  	           |
       	     |	          _/                  \_	           |
       	     |	         /          /\  	\                  |
       	     |	         |         //\\ 	|                  |
       	     |	         |         |||| 	|                  |
       	     |	         |         |||| 	|                  |
       	     |	         |         |||| 	|                  |
       	     |	         |          \\\\	|                  |
       	     |		  \          \\\\\     /                   |
       	     |		   |          \\\\\\  |                    |
       	     |		    \       /\ \\\\\\\                     |
       	     |		    |      /  \ \\\\\\\                    |
       	     |		    |     |    | \\\ |\\\                  |
       	     |		    |    /      \   \\ \\\                 |
       	     |		    |   |        |  \|  \ \                |
       	     +-----------------------------------------------------+

Erm....wrong picture..thats my girlfriend, Hildegard.  Sorry.

[dig dig shuffle shuffle sort sort]

I seem to have forgotten the right picture at home.  I'll post it tomarrow.

.Jos aka Puzzled By The Missing Knee
Dan aka Puzzled By The Missing Picture of the Knees
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