HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: shankar@sgi.com (Shankar Unni)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Best of Blonde jokes
Date: 18 Dec 1992 00:35:31 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: boris.wpd.sgi.com
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

Heard on the radio this morning:

Q: What do you call a blonde who screws an entire football team?

A: Jay Schroeder.

(Ok, so it sounds better than it reads).
--
Shankar Unni				E-Mail:	shankar@sgi.com
Silicon Graphics Inc.			Phone:	+1-415-390-2072

If you didn't get it: Jay is the quarterback of the Los Angeles
Raiders, a team that has severely underachieved this year.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: nittab@rebecca.its.rpi.edu (Bhima Nitta)
Subject: Answering machine messages - a request
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy NY
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 22:54:15 GMT


Could someone please mail me the complete file of 'answering machine messages'?
I thought i saved it, but it looks like I wiped it out along with a whole lot
of other crap when I ran out of disk space. Thanks in advance,

Bhima<nittab@rpi.edu>





Organization: Freshman, H&SS general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 19:32:24 -0500 
From: Sam Swett <ssbc+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Nothing

   No humorous material contained in this message.





--------------
Sam Swett
Carnegie Mellon University
ssbc+@andrew.cmu.edu

Xref: sparky rec.humor:36807 soc.culture.soviet:11253
From: verbit@coolidge.harvard.edu (Mikhail S. Verbitsky)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: some Soviet emigre restaurant jokes
Date: 19 Dec 92 00:45:33 GMT
Organization: Sozialistische Patienten Kollektiv

In article <roelle.724709206@uars_mag> roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle) writes:
>muh@physics2 (Yury M. Mukharsky) writes:
>
>>In article <GOROKHO1.92Dec15162921@husc10.harvard.edu> gorokho1@husc10.harvard.edu (Zhenya Gorokhovsky) writes:
>>>hm@cs.brown.edu (Harry Mamaysky) writes:
>>>
>>>>> Kto nibud' znaet, gde vzroslo eto blednoe chudo? 
>>>>> Na prostorah Oklahomschiny ili na pomoikah NYC? Ili on vse 
>>>>> zhe sam sebja sechet?
>
>>>Do not worry that you have not understood it, Yuri's Russian is very 
>>>sloppy: he puts "ili vse zhe"  instead of "chto-li" or
>
>>I said exactly what I wanted to say. If you do not have a feel of Russian
>>language, do not interfere. "Vse zhe" is different from "Ili zhe".
>
>
>>>"Ili zhe on sam sebya sechet?" or "Sam on sebya vysek chto-li?"
>>>sounds a whole lot better, with second variant avoiding 
>>>ambiguity between words "sech'" (to cut) and "vysech'" (to whip or to spank)
>
>>Where do you see ambiguity? There is no ambiguity for as you call it 
>>"native speaker" here. At least if he "native reader" to smallest extent. 
>
>>And who told you that "unter-ofitser" means same as "policeman"?
>
>>Yury M.
>
>Bu Lhel, qba'g or fhpu n cevpxyrff nffubyr.  Whfg jevgr lbhe tbqqnza fuvg
>va Ratyvfu, bx?
>
>Bcvavbaf ner abg gubfr bs rzcyblre, pyvragf, be pyvrag'f phfgbzref.
>
>Curt
>
>

I wholeheartedly agree with Pheg. If someone post in
worldwide newsgroup like rec.humour in Russian he deserves
to be flamed (castrated?). Please check the Newsgroups
line next time.

Misha.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mrc@dasher.cc.bellcore.com (cole,melody r)
Subject: Re: RIDDLES (involving no survivors,bears,birds or bus drivers)
Organization: Bellcore, Livingston, NJ
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 23:00:31 GMT

>
> Is it possible to construct a sentence in English which contains five
>consecutive "and"s and doesn't break any rules of English
>grammar/syntax/semantics (i.e. it has to make sense)?

> 
> I have a question about the rules.
> Does the sentence have to have or and and and and
> and or in it, or can it be and and and and and and
> and?

.sig file?  No, thank you.  I don't .smoke.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: smjenkin@uncc.edu (Steven M Jenkins)
Subject: REQUEST: Desiderata?
Reply-To: smjenkin@uncc.edu
Organization: University of NC at Charlotte
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 10:01:41 GMT

Once upon a time I read a funny poem styled off of the Desiderata (sp?).
If anyone out there knows what I'm talking about, I'd love a copy!
From: emstewar@unix.amherst.edu (EMILY MAUREEN STEWART)
Subject: Re: ethnic jokes
Organization: Amherst College
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 17:08:34 GMT

Here's one I tried on a black person who thought it was funny, so I guess
it's okay:

What do you call 1000 blacks buried up to their necks?
Afroturf.
From: h198@hosp.med.umich.edu  (Gene Mangum)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: West Virginia
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992  07:16 EDT
Organization: Univ of Michigan Hospitals
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: kestrel.hosp.med.umich.edu
X-Newsreader: FTPNuz (DOS) v1.0

In Article <BzFx1F.7sq@acsu.buffalo.edu> "v140pxgt@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case)" says:
> In article <1992Dec18.024346.8162@cunews.carleton.ca>, cs401017@scs.carleton.ca (tonis kasvand) writes...
 
  [Stuff Deleted]
 
> That's not as bad as New Hampshire's classic "Live Free Or Die". Is that 
> supposed to be some kind of choice? I don't understand. 
 
  [Stuff Deleted]
 
  I always wondered how the prisoners feel making the licence plates that
  say "Live Free of Die".   Maybe it's NH's attempt to cut prison costs?
 
Xref: sparky rec.humor:36547 soc.culture.soviet:11125
From: viznyuk@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: cancel <GOROKHO1.92Dec15162921@husc10.harvard.edu>
Date: 15 Dec 92 23:03:20 EST
Organization: Midwest Rat's Hole

In article <GOROKHO1.92Dec15165802@husc10.harvard.edu>, gorokho1@husc10.harvard.edu (Zhenya Gorokhovsky) writes:
> Article-I.D.: husc10.GOROKHO1.92Dec15165802
> Control: cancel <GOROKHO1.92Dec15162921@husc10.harvard.edu>

  Really wise decision. Was it your own or was it forced upon you
by, say, Mr.Zeleny at gunpoint ?  :-)

Serega & Co

> Organization: Physicists for Poetry
> Lines: 0
> Nntp-Posting-Host: husc10.harvard.edu
> 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog)
Subject: Re: Joy to the World
Organization: Computer Science Department, Stanford University.
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 01:08:56 GMT

In article <Ahn-161292021308@branford-college-node.net.yale.edu> 
  Ahn@pop.cis.yale.edu (Mos Eisley) writes:

>While singing Joy to the World, you can have much more fun singing the
>lyrics to Bon Jovi's "You give love a bad name" instead.

Easy.  You can also sing Gilligan's Island to the tune of Stairway To
Heaven.  Stairway to Heaven or Amazing Grace to the tune of Gilligan's 
Island (harder).  I can also sing (use the term loosely) Paradise
City to the tune of Amazing Grace.  Singing Take Me Out to The Ballgame
whilest gradually slipping more and more notes behind is a lot of fun
too.

>Mos Eisley  

C "Karaoke here I come!" Frog
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: M. J. Linton <linton@unb.ca>
Subject: Re: Wanted: Ways to Say Someone's Crazy
X-Xxmessage-Id: <A754099D6501040A@murlin.psych.unb.ca>
X-Xxdate: Tue, 15 Dec 92 02: 15:57 GMT
Organization: University of New Brunswick, Psychology Dept.
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d13
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 02:18:18 GMT

In article <Bz4rqn.CEM@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> Jazz,
sl313028@silver.ucs.indiana.edu writes:
>In article <1992Dec4.111223.8412@cs.nott.ac.uk>
cep@cs.nott.ac.uk (Charlie Pearce) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec2.110905.1@vms.ocom.okstate.edu>
chorley@vms.ocom.okstate.edu writes:
>>>In article <1992Dec2.002750.2692@oz.plymouth.edu>,
a_chobot@oz.plymouth.edu 
>(La Femme Fatale) writes:
>>> {nothing deleted for the sake of bandwidth}
>>>
>>>A 'roo loose in the balcony (Barry Humphries / Edna Everage)
>>> A few chips short of a full board
>>>A macintosh user
>>>An Amiga user
>>A PC user
>no, no. 16 bits short of an OS (yes, Windoze & DOS, silly)

Actually, I think its a nibble short of a byte, but that's
another radix.

>>
>>Charlie (yes I can take the flames!)
>-jon
>("anointed, allways on my knees honey..." SFC)
>

Murray J. Linton                        Virtually everyone here
seems to be
Scientific Officer                      getting older, and
dying.  Send word
The University of New Brunswick         if it's different where
you are.
Psychology Department                           
=================
Fredericton, N.B. E3B 5A3      Email: linton@unb.ca       Fax:
(506)453-4505
Canada                                                  Voice:
(506)453-4707
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 06:02:32 GMT

In article <1992Dec8.203222.44578@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> gb03@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GEORGE PHILIP BLUHM) writes:
>Ford only runs damaged
>Ford only runs damaged only runs damaged
>Ford only runs damaged only runs damaged only runbs damaged
>
Found On Road Dead

Simon
From: doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug Hewko) 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Funny Riddle
Date: 14 Dec 92 22:30:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: SYNAPSE BBS - GATINEAU, QUEBEC - 819-561-4321
Reply-To: doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug Hewko) 

From: doug.hewko@synapse.org


In article <eaeg160.724325333@orion.oac.uci.edu>, Andy Wu says...

AW.A little polar bear keep bugging her mom on asking whether he's a little raccon or not.  Her mom sai
  .polar bear.  But no matter how much the mom insisted and comfort the baby polar bear on his true ide
  .still doesn't believe his mom.  Why is that?

Most of your message got cut off because it exceeded the screen 
length, as you can see.  So, can you please repeat your message?

               Doug
---
 . 1st 1.01 #574 . "Like have your mantra call my mantra, 'kay?" -- Shirley
From: ariel@plankton.sea.beach.com (Ariel Mermaid)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: test
Date: 16 Dec 92 19:55:53 GMT
Organization: Beachcombers Outlet

cs125c22@dcl-nxt10.cso.uiuc.edu (cs125 student) writes:
|> test
POST THIS IN misc.test, OR I'LL SHOW YOU MY OCTOPUS!!!

-- 
Ariel Mermaid
From: v140pxgt@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: RE:RE:Candian Humor
Date: 17 Dec 92 20:19:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Dec16.181826.1@camins.camosun.bc.ca>, comptec92055@camins.camosun.bc.ca writes...
> 
>>Why do Canadians like to do it doggy style?
> 
>>1) So the man has a place to put his beer.
>>2) That way they can both watch Hockey Night In Canada.
> 
>	hehehehe I will say that we do drink a hell of a lot of beer ... and 
>about the women part, how else do we keep warm in the winter.  I mean with the 
>400 mile and hour winds up here, it gets kinda chilly in the old igloo. 

Believe me, I know. I live in Buffalo (well, just outside of it, actually).
> 
>>How do you spell Canada?
> 
>>C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?
> 
>Or just spell it like Muloonie, "huh?"
> 
>>Why did the Canadian cross the road?
> 
>>To get to the factory outlet mall.
>>(viz. Niagara Falls, USA)
> 
>Well, lets put it this way, if shit were to become valuable in Canada, the 
>poor would be born without assholes.
>

Old joke. If shit were to become valuable in Canada, it would be so heavily
taxed that everyone would cross the border to go take a dump.

>>How many Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>>Four to form a Parliamentary study group to recommend ways to solve the problem,
>>one Native to complain that Native Canadians have been excluded from the study
>>group, one Quebecer to complain that I didn't bother to translate this joke into
>>frog-speak, one to go over to Cheektowaga, NY (home of lots of Polish-Americans
>>and the Walden Galleria shopping mall) to actually get a new light bulb and 
>>not declare it at the border, one to collect taxes on the whole process, and a
>>last one to get beer for them all to drink and watch hockey with afterwards.
> 
>Hey, you know how the Candian democratic system (doesn't) works better than 
>a few Canadian politians we could all name ...

I know-just ask (Ontario premier) Bob Rae. What a great idea-postpone welfare
check mailings until after Christmas to make up for budget srewups. They're 
calling him the grinch.

						Dan Case
From: jh002b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Yossi Halpern)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: letterman 10 top reasons - request
Date: 13 Dec 92 01:15:42 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

Can anybody send me or post a list of letterman (late night) top 10 reasons
for ...

Thanks in advance

jh002b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: adams@vms.ocom.okstate.edu
Subject: Re: Country Western Music
Organization: OSU College of Osteopathic Medicine
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 17:49:42 GMT

In article <1992Dec10.204358.10464@wdl.loral.com>, Harry Salvini <hgs@wdl1.wdl.loral.com> writes:
> You've all heard about things that have meaning when you play music in
> reverse...
> 
> So,
> 
> What do you get when you play Country Western music backwards?
> 
> 
> Your dog comes to life,
> Your wife comes back to you,
> and your pickup truck starts.

You forgot a couple:

  You sober up,
  You get a decent job.

:) Steven Adams (adams@vms.ocom.okstate.edu)
... This TagLine is SHAREWARE.  To register, send me $15 (US currency only).
Disclaimer:  Geez, I gotta have a REASON for everything?! (from Calvin & Hobbes)
From: bernard@controls.ccd.harris.com (Ramona Bernard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Test
Keywords: Test
Date: 19 Dec 92 19:16:36 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Harris Controls
Originator: bernard@rs2


Test file.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cduff@NeoSoft.com (C. Duff)
Subject: REQUEST:  An oldie from r.h.f.
Organization: NeoSoft Communications Services -- (713) 684-5900
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 00:53:32 GMT

This is unfortunately a very nonspecific request, but I'm in search
of a post that showed up on rec.humor.funny sometime back in the
spring/summer of this year.  It was a long post written in narrative
form by a guy who was donating sperm to a sperm bank and it was
hilarious.  If anybody has a copy of this, would you *please* e-mail
it to me?  I've lost my copy.  MANY thanks!
From: desai@blsouth.bss.com (Hiren Desai)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: MANY MANY THANKS TO ALL OF U
Date: 11 Dec 92 17:47:51 GMT
Organization: BellSouth Telecommunications - Science and Technology

I had recently requested someone to send me the SMILEYS and
I got at least 10 copies.

Thanks to all of U.


Hiren
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: reid@ucs.indiana.edu (Frank Reid)
Subject: Lady Di
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 14:55:20 GMT

Bet she wouldn't have pulled that crap on Henry VIII!

--

Frank     reid@ucs.indiana.edu
From: LJ03933@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Turkeys ascii
Date: 15 Dec 92 15:59:24 GMT
Organization: Lockheed Missiles & Space Company, Inc.

------------------------- Original Article -------------------------
I found these old Turkey pics in my large archive.  They are not much
to look at but I thought somebody might find a use for them.

Enjoy...


                   TURKEY
                  TURKEYTURKEY
                TURKEYTURKEYTURK
                 TURKEYTURKEYTURKEY
                  TURKEYTURKEYTURKY
       URK         TURKEYTURKEYTURK
      TURKEY        TURKEYTURKEYTUR
      T RKEY       TURKEYTURKEYTURK
      T  KEY      TURKEYTURKEYTURKE
        RkEY      TURKEYTURKEYTURKEY
        RKEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEY
         KEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEY
         KEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEYTUREKY
         KEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKE
          KEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEYTURK
           KEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEYTU
            EYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEYT
             EYTURKEYTURKEYTURKE
              YTURKEYTURKEYTURK
               YTURKEYTURKEYTU
                YTURKEYTURKEY
                    UR YTUR
                    KY UR
                   --- TU
                    / ---
                       /

       HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!



                      /^^\    ^^^    /^\
                __     \  \  (   )  /  /
                \  \    \  \  | |   | /
                 \   \    \ \ | |  / /    /--\         H A P P Y
              __  \   \    \________    /    /   T H A N K S G I V I N G
             /  \   \   \  /    _   \ /    /
              \   \   \    | (O) (O) |  /
                \  \    \  |     _\  |
                  \  \     (    <_>  )    /--/
          __        \ \     \_    _/     /  /
          |  \        \\      |  |     /  /       /--|
          |    \        \  ___|  |__ /  /       /    |
          \      \        (         ) /       /      /
           \       \     /uuuuuuuuuu \      /      /
              \      \  /uuuuuuuuuuuuu\   /     /
                \      (uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)/    /
                  \    |uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu|   /
                    \   \uuuuuuuuuuuuu/  /
                       \ \uuuuuuuuuuu/ /
                          \---------/
                            ||    ||
                            ||    ||
                           /||\  /||\


---
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael T Freeman)
Subject: Re: So whatzis... ?
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 20:55:57 GMT

messiah@nevada.edu (mw) writes:

>                  
>                  
>                  |
>                __|__
>               /  _  \
>              (  (_)  )
>               \_____/  
>                  |
>                  |
>                  

>( elcycib no nacixem fo weiv laira ) 

	Or a fat . . .er.. . "metabolically challenged" man . . . uh, "person"
on a bicycle!!   :-)  
-- 
        --Just for the record, I did               Michael Freeman
          NOT vote for Billary Clinton... 	   mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
						   U of I at Urbana/Champaign

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: adams@vms.ocom.okstate.edu
Subject: Re: RIDDLES (involving no survivors,bears,birds or bus drivers)
Organization: OSU College of Osteopathic Medicine
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 17:55:13 GMT

In article <VZ7kVB5w165w@netlink.cts.com>, tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry) writes:
> adams@vms.ocom.okstate.edu writes:
>> > 
>> How about a grammatically correct sentence (including syntax) which uses the
>> word "had" at least SEVEN (7) times?
>> 
> 
> The string "had had had had had had had had had had had had had had"
> does not occur anywhere in the microsoft version 5 operating system.
> 

Not bad.  Not good, but not bad :)

I wanted the word "had" to be used as a verb at least once.
(I know, I should have said so)

See my answer below.










In discussing the topics of their Language Course term papers, Bill discovered
that he, while Bob had had "had", had had "had had".
                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                    1   2    3     4   5    6   7


Steven Adams (adams@vms.ocom.okstate.edu)
"...scalpel.....sutures.....clamp......oopps.....pen....death certificate...."
Disclaimer:  Geez, I gotta have a REASON for everything?! (from Calvin & Hobbes)
From: bmcnulty@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (BOB MCNULTY)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: li'l help please
Date: 16 Dec 92 17:14:12 GMT
Reply-To: bmcnulty@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
Organization: California State University, Chico
NNTP-Posting-Host: oavax.csuchico.edu


     I have posted this request in all of the obvious news groups
to no avail.  Rec.Humor is my final hope.

          My wife has challenged me to find  a list she saw
several years ago in a magazine.  It has two columns comparing
the different names given to men vs women for the same traits.

ie.    He;  is assertive                She;  is bitchy


and so on.........


If anyone has this list could you please e-mail it to me?


          THANKS IN ADVANCE.

ObJoke:

     There was an old widower who had not dated in about 5 years
and finally started going out with a few elderly ladies.  He was
getting rather serious with one of his lady friends and thought
it was about time for something more to happen between them than
just dinner and a movie.
     With all the recent worries about contracting AIDS he
decided he better seek protection for himself and his potential
 lover.  He went to the local drug store and was looking at all
the available choices in condoms when the druggist noticed his
indecision.

     "Need some help?" asked the druggist.

     "Well actually I do" replied the old man.  "I mean, I know
what these things are for, and I remember how to use them, but
they are packaging them differently these days."

     The druggist replied "There have been many innovations in
the condom industry lately.  Besides being sold separately they
are now being sold in 6 packs, 8 packs, and 12 packs."

     "Well who buys these different packages?" asked the old man.

     "The 6 packs are bought primarily by your basic hispanic
male.  You see they use them Monday through Saturday but never on
Sunday.  The 8 packs are bought primarily by your basic black
male.  They use them once on Monday through Saturday and twice on
Sunday.  The 12 packs are usually only bought by the average
caucasian male."  replied the druggist.

     The old man was in a quandary and finally exclaimed
"Caucasian males buy 12 packs?"

     "Yes" replied the druggist "You got January, February,
March,......"

     
        ////////      "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition
       (       )        from mediocre minds."   
        \ @ @ /                          A. Einstein
-------w---U---w----
Bob McNulty, CA. STATE UNIV., CHICO
BMCNULTY@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
From: Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark)
Subject: In the beginning
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 04:14:28 GMT

In the beginning there was nothing, and God said, "Let there be light" and
there was light.  There was still nothing, but now you could see it!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bernard@controls.ccd.harris.com (Ramona Bernard)
Subject: Test
Originator: bernard@rs2
Organization: Harris Controls
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 19:14:17 GMT


Keywords: Test
Like it says, this is a test.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: scst91@csc.liv.ac.uk (Mr. R.M. Wood)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Don't Read Me. Only a test...
Date: 11 Dec 92 15:09:47 GMT
Organization: Computer Science, Liverpool University

In article <702.9212101345@thor.cf.ac.uk>, scocjk@thor.cf.ac.uk (Christopher Kyle) writes:
> In article <1992Dec8.185407.15398@Princeton.EDU> sguha@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Saumyen Guha) writes:
> |In article <61190004@acf3.NYU.EDU> wut@acf3.NYU.EDU (Tom Wu) writes:
> |>/* acf3:rec.humor / mwasserm@diana.cair.du.edu (MARC Y. WASSERMAN) / 10:42 am  Dec  7, 1992 */
> |>In article <ByvLyF.MBt@news.ucs.mun.ca> jfarrell@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (James Farrell) writes:
> |>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron Huang) writes:
> |>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (Vilas Khare) writes:
> |>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
> |>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
> |>>That's not very nice. You're just being sore.
> |>Perhaps he's ironic, and wants some more.
> |> 
> |>Quit dancing around, and let's get to the core.
> |As if , you are talking to a whore!
> He knows that, he knows the score.
In article <702.9212101345@thor.cf.ac.uk>, scocjk@thor.cf.ac.uk (Christopher Kyle) writes:
> In article <1992Dec8.185407.15398@Princeton.EDU> sguha@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Saumyen Guha) writes:
> |In article <61190004@acf3.NYU.EDU> wut@acf3.NYU.EDU (Tom Wu) writes:
> |>/* acf3:rec.humor / mwasserm@diana.cair.du.edu (MARC Y. WASSERMAN) / 10:42 am  Dec  7, 1992 */
> |>In article <ByvLyF.MBt@news.ucs.mun.ca> jfarrell@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (James Farrell) writes:
> |>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron Huang) writes:
> |>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (Vilas Khare) writes:
> |>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
> |>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
> |>>That's not very nice. You're just being sore.
> |>Perhaps he's ironic, and wants some more.
> |> 
> |>Quit dancing around, and let's get to the core.
> |As if , you are talking to a whore!
> He knows that, he knows the score.
I wish you would slam your dick in the door!