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From: glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.douglas-adams
Subject: <None>
Date: 16 Dec 92 14:09:57 GMT
Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, MA


what follows is the response I made  ( >> ) to a previous post on this
group ( >>> ); the original poster's private response to me ( > )and my 
response to it. As will be seen,  this person has asked me not to do what
I'm doing, namely posting this. This is indicative of my deep respect for
what she has to say (sarcasm alert for the humor-impaired)

> >>If you'd take a few minutes and go to the library (I know it's
> >>difficult for you, but do try) and snag a book of Wodehouse's short
> >>stories, I daresay you might actually find that you (horrors!) *LIKE*
> >>them!
> 
> >It is both insulting and narrow-minded of you to imply that I've never seen
> >the inside of a library just because I've never heard of an author you
> >happen to like
> 
> 
> I find your attitude and manner in asking "and who the hell is PG
> Wodehouse" just as insulting and narrow-minded as you find my reply.  
To quote your reply to me, "lighten up!"
The tone of your original post is patronizing and insulting
> The fact is that very few people have ever heard of PG Wodehouse.  My
> response to you, thus, was not necessarily meant on a personal level
> but on a general level.  Don't flatter yourself by thinking I was all
> that concerned about you singly.
> 
> >>heavily influenced by little things like sentence construction/turn of
> >>phrase which resulted in much of Adams' nearly inimitable style (I
> >>imagine Plum could do a pretty good job).
> 
> > I think that if the above were true there would be a reference to him
> >somewhere in the books about (about, not of) the Guide
> 
> Try Neil Gaiman's _Don't Panic_.  It's in there.  Sorry I don't have
> the book here to give you an exact reference.
> 
> I'm so glad to see that the sense of humour in America is so
> wonderfully acute as ever.  Lighten up a little.

OK, so you understand what sarcasm is; so how could you take such offense
to my response.  'so wonderfully acute as ever': So is your respect for
English grammar!

> 
> Oh, and if you must flame me, kindly refrain from subjecting the other
> readers of the group to your diatribes.  I answered your question
                                      ^^^
Plural? Having a sarcastic sense of humor *does not* mean that I've nothing
worthwhile to say


> there for the benefit of interested others.  I answer you now
> privately because they couldn't care less.

Who is *they*? are  you actually egotistical enough to presume to speak for
everyone on the Net?
-- 
"A horse! A horse! Somebody give me a horse, man, because|glazier@ 
I come to bury this dirtball, not to praise him. Whaddya |harvard.isr.edu
think I am? Whether it's nobler for the mind to make people suffer with all
these totally outrageous arrows arrows for a fortune, or what!" -- D.R.
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Sunday, 13 Dec 1992 13:52:22 EST
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.douglas-adams
Subject: Re: Signals in time of panic
 <1992Nov30.121558.1@acad3.alaska.edu>
 <Dec.1.15.19.38.1992.19633@trident.usacs.rutgers.edu>

Vait un secund. The feeling that you get is a result of the distance
from where you were born. This, to save all practicality, would have
to be a reference to place, eg. earth. However, if you were born on
my earth (as I suppose all of you were), how far was Arthur when he died?
Does distance along the probability axis count? Is time a dimension? Does
distance in time count? Can time be measured in meters? Is the formula
therefore:

I = L*Sqrt(L^2+W^2+H^2+P^2+T^2) ?

Where I is the intensity, L is the universal "Look" constant, and L, W, H,
P, and T are distances? Why the hell not? Go ahead, argue with me. I'll
be back later, but I've only got three and a half meters to lunch time and
I have to go.

-- Sal "0 on the Probability Axis" Desiano
Newsgroups: alt.fan.goons,talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: in the style, if not an actual quote
Followup-To: alt.fan.goons
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 18:52:36 GMT

SEAGOON: Bloodnok, you're a coward.
BLOODNOK: Only in the holiday season.
SEAGOON: Ah, another Noel Coward!

Mark., did I invent it or recall it?  the former, I think, but it's obvious
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
From: funga@ecf.toronto.edu (FUNG Alexander Yok-Wai)
Subject: Re: Madonna's Acting
Organization: University of Toronto, Engineering Computing Facility
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 18:52:35 GMT

In article <Bz26qv.FIE@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> endora@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Ken McCamish) writes:
>
Oops. I wrote:
>
>>She was quite good on that SNL skit, but she didn't refer to herself at
>>any time, let alone call herself a slut and stuff. Trust me - I have it
>
>Check your tape again, dear.  They *did* mention how Madonna is a slut.  I'm
>not sure at what point but I definitely remember it.  That's what made it
>even funnier for me.
>
>
Well, several people have pointed out that she did mention it, which leads me
to believe that The Lensman's assertion was right - my [repeat] copy of the
skit was edited; wonder why NBC chose to edit that part out on the rebroadcast?
Anyways, I'll check..

How about Madonna's OTHER appearance on SNL - when she was in that Wayne's World
skit? I personally found that one much more funny, though, of course, it didn't
require Madonna to do any acting..

-- 
Alex (funga@ecf.toronto.edu)

Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
From: gjh34403@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Gregg J. Hlavacek)
Subject: Re: Madonna and child picture?
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 04:22:14 GMT

Laura.Whitcomb@dartmouth.edu (Laura Whitcomb) writes:

>Either Esquire or Spy had a picture like this on their cover last
>December. I think it was Esquire, actually, and inside they had a whole
>article on celebrity holiday greetings.

Actually, I believe the cover that you are talking about actually has
Julie Brown as Madonna...  This, I think, was soon after her Dare to be
Truthful movie started showing on Showtime, and was part of the publicity
campaign...

But I could be wrong...

Gregg
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Friday, 18 Dec 1992 21:08:27 EST
From: <PBUHC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
Subject:    Re:Truth or Dare

I became a bigger Madonna fan after having seen Truth or Dare.  Her honesty in
the film was refreshing, a big change from most celebraties who make believe
to love everybody yet are filled with jealousy and are constantly back-stabbing
. Kevin Costner is an untalented jerk whose nerdy comments to Madonna after her
 performance well-deserved Madonnas gagging putdown.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
From: ssalimb01@cc.curtin.edu.au
Subject: Re: Hopeless... (was Re: Does anyone know Madonnas adress ?)
Organization: Curtin University of Technology
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 07:42:53 GMT

In article <1992Dec4.103523.29060@uswmrg.mrg.uswest.com.mrg.uswest.com>, greg_bradt@msmgate.mrg.uswest.com (Greg Bradt) writes:
> In article <BypFy1.9y5@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu> Gerald Kirk,
> gjkirk@leibniz.uwaterloo.ca writes:
>>Get a life! Don't you have better things to do than to worship some
>>slut who would do and does do just about anything to put money in her
>>pocket?
> 
> You should consider taking your own advice.  Especially if you have
> nothing better to do than criticize things you obviously know nothing
> about.
> 
>>Besides, if it wasn't for her looks and the outrageous headlines she
>>gets with the stunts she pulls she wouldn't be able to sell any more 
>>records than I could!
> 
> Your opinion.  Please take it to alt.flame.madonna.
> 
>>Does anyone in this newsgroup really take her music seriously?
>>I think Weird Al Yankovic has more talent than she does!
> 
> =Both= are very talented and entertaining.  You are neither.
					      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Tsk, tsk, tsk..... like you said, pal.  your opinion.	

> 
> Greg Bradt aka ()The Lensman()
> 
> greg_bradt@msmgate.mrg.uswest.com | "Freedom means sometimes
> Genie: G.BRADT                    |   having to put up with
> Compuserve: 70206,172             |   things that really
> BBS: (303)290 9243                |   piss you off".
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
From: tjwu@athena.mit.edu (Thomas J Wu)
Subject: Re: Madonna as a mother?  Oh, no!
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 04:23:03 GMT

In article <Bz9q2H.B70@news.cso.uiuc.edu> cs101a64@eng-nxt11.cso.uiuc.edu (cs101 student) writes:
>
>  I read that in a Rolling Stone interview, Madonna said she would like to  
>  have children someday.  I hope she changes her mind before it is too late,  
>  because if she became a mother, the results would be as disastrous as a  
>  Dan Quayle administration (yes, I am a "liberal Democrat").

Actually, after seeing various interviews, video clips, and books, I must
conclude that she would make an excellent parent.  She already acts as a
mother figure for most of her entourage and appears to have all the traits
a good mother would want.  Of course, growing up as the child of a
superstar probably wouldn't be terribly easy, but that's to be expected.
:-/

Thomas Wu
Internet:  tjwu@athena.mit.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
From: lmiller@scum.ssc.gov (Lee Miller)
Subject: Lost
Organization: Superconducting Super Collider Laboratory
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 16:33:30 GMT


  Can anyone tell me how to get back to the Debbie Boone road.  I was driving 
along Tammy Faye Baker road, then made a left turn at ACDC drive then a quick 
left onto Ozzy Osbourn road then found myself in the bad part of town madonna

help.  


Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
From: tourf00@DMI.USherb.CA (Francis Tourillon <Tourfman>)
Subject: Re: Michael Jackson?
Organization: U de Sherbrooke -- LIIT adicts - ANS - Ascot Boyz - 
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 19:03:05 GMT

cc4507@u.cc.utah.edu (Chucki Carpinello) pretend que ==>
>Is it true that Michael and Madonna are going to be baking a CD?

Yeah, the best way to use a CD made by Madonna and Michael is to
actually bake it!  Don't listen to this stuff, it's bad.

>And where's alt.fan.michael-jackson anyway? ;-)

try: alt.fan.michael-jackson.bake.bake.bake

___
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From: allenk@ugcs.caltech.edu (Allen Knutson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
Subject: Madonna and Child picture?
Date: 16 Dec 1992 02:20:06 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
NNTP-Posting-Host: torment.ugcs.caltech.edu

It seems such an obvious idea, someone must have done it already.

Has anyone seen a standard Mary and Jesus picture but with Ms. Ciccone's
face in place of Mary's?					Allen K.

P.S. Please forgive if this is an FAQ - I just acquired this newsgroup.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
From: asj4j@holmes.acc.Virginia.EDU (JonaX)
Subject: What is Madonna's best remix?
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 00:01:37 GMT

I think the Express Yourself remix on the Justify My Love CD Maxi
Single is hot...especially the sound...crisp.  However, the rest
of the CD is a bit to bassy...nothing that can't be fixed.  The Erotica
remixes are hot too...what'da'ya think?

							JonaX
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
From: koex0001@student.tc.umn.edu ()
Subject: Re: Michael Jackson?
Organization: University of Minnesota
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 19:55:14 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.100924.6042@scorch.apana.org.au> jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn) writes:
>cc4507@u.cc.utah.edu (Chucki Carpinello) writes:
>
>|Is it true that Michael and Madonna are going to be baking a CD?

Giove the guy a brek. Big deel if he makes a speling eror.

As for the MLVC/MJ collaboration, it already happened in the form of the
ironically titled "In The Closet".

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
From: jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn)
Subject: Re: Michael Jackson?
Organization: Craggenmoore public Unix system , Newcastle , Oz
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 10:09:24 GMT

cc4507@u.cc.utah.edu (Chucki Carpinello) writes:

|Is it true that Michael and Madonna are going to be baking a CD?

Well I heard a rumour, dunno If it's try... but BAKED CDs are bad  for
you health!

-- 
   // jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au  //
 \X/         (Jared Quinn)      \X/

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land
in Los Angeles.
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT
	

Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
From: rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: Madonna as a mother? Oh, no!
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 22:35:18 GMT

cs101a64@eng-nxt11.cso.uiuc.edu (cs101 student) writes:
>I read that in a Rolling Stone interview, Madonna said she would like to  
>have children someday.  I hope she changes her mind before it is too late,  
>because if she became a mother, the results would be as disastrous as a  

Why?  Delving into kiddie porn could be quite profitable for her.
-- 
Do not be led astray onto the path of virtue.
From: theodore-michael@yale.edu (Michael Theodore)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
Subject: Re: I'm here!  <was: Re: Where is Madonna?>
Date: 20 Dec 1992 15:07:18 -0500
Organization: Yale University Science & Engineering UNIX(tm), New Haven, CT 06520-2158
NNTP-Posting-Host: minerva.cis.yale.edu

In article <BzJn30.9Ks@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kmurphy@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Kevin Murphy) writes:
>In article <antiop.724656903@vincent1.iastate.edu> antiop@iastate.edu (Dr. Sexy Joon) writes:
>>How come Madonna never ever write in this newsgroup? Maybe she
>>doesn't have a computer account. Is there any kind soul out there
>>who is willing to lend Madonna a computer and a computer account so
>>that our GREAT singer can reply her fan mails??????
>>
>>Madonna, if you're reading this, I'm a BIG fan of yours!!!!!!!! 
>
>
>Hi, this is Madonna, the wonderful Kevin Murphy let me use
>his net account so I could post to all of my fans.  I just
>love reading all of my fan mail, and to those of you who 
>don't like me, you can kiss my white ass.  I wish I had time
>to send e-mail to all of my fans, but you all know how busy
>my schedule is!
>
>Bye,
>
>Madonna

Hey that was an imposter Madonna - this is the real Madonna here, thanks
to the wonderful Michael Theodore. Anyway, I know none of you out there
were fooled for a minute. Of course, I wouldn't ask those who don't like
me to kiss my ass. I want them to LICK my ass.
	With Fond Thoughts of Rimmage,
	Madonna


-- 
Practice random acts of randomness.........
		theodore-michael@cs.yale.edu
From: jorchard@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Jeff Orchard)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
Subject: Truth or Dare
Date: 14 Dec 92 20:00:24 GMT
Organization: Defence and Civil Institute of Environmental Medicine

Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
Subject: Truth or Dare
Summary: Madonna is a self-indulged bitch!
Followup-To: jorchard@dretor.dciem.dnd.ca
Distribution: world
Organization: Defence and Civil Institute of Environmental Medicine
Keywords: 

I must admit, I thought Madonna was really cool.  I like her music and
agree that she is babeliscious.  I even admire her business-sense!  But
after seeing her movie "Truth or Dare" I have a totally different outlook.

From what I saw in the movie she seems like a totally self-indulged
bitch!  She never fails to publicly insult anyone she has just finished
talking to.  For example, in the movie she meets Kevin Costner (sp?),
and as soon as he turns around to leave she pretends she's going to
puke.  I think that's extremely immature.  Even long-lost friends don't
seem to deserve her gratitude behind their backs.  I think that Madonna
is a disappointing side-effect of a capitalist society.

Anyway, perhaps I have picked the wrong newsgroup to say this in, but if
you like Madonna but have never seen "Truth or Dare", SEE IT!  It may
shed some light on a possible misconception.  I know I had the wrong
picture.

Jeff Orchard
jorchard@dretor.dciem.dnd.ca
From: Laura.Whitcomb@dartmouth.edu (Laura Whitcomb)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
Subject: Madonna and child picture?
Date: 16 Dec 92 18:15:14 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
X-Posted-From: InterNews1.0a5@newshost.dartmouth.edu

Either Esquire or Spy had a picture like this on their cover last
December. I think it was Esquire, actually, and inside they had a whole
article on celebrity holiday greetings.
From: zorro@picasso.ocis.temple.edu (John Grabowski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
Subject: Re: Truth or Dare
Date: 19 Dec 92 23:24:45 GMT
Organization: Temple University
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]

Jeff Orchard (jorchard@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca) wrote:

: From what I saw in the movie she seems like a totally self-indulged
: bitch!  She never fails to publicly insult anyone she has just finished
: talking to.  For example, in the movie she meets Kevin Costner (sp?),
: and as soon as he turns around to leave she pretends she's going to
: puke.  I think that's extremely immature.  Even long-lost friends don't
: seem to deserve her gratitude behind their backs.  I think that Madonna
: is a disappointing side-effect of a capitalist society.

: Anyway, perhaps I have picked the wrong newsgroup to say this in, but if
: you like Madonna but have never seen "Truth or Dare", SEE IT!  It may
: shed some light on a possible misconception.  I know I had the wrong
: picture.

: Jeff Orchard

You *really* want to know the "bitch" side of her, read the unauthorized bio.

Truth or Dare was tame!


John
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
From: kmurphy@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Kevin Murphy)
Subject: I'm here!  <was: Re: Where is Madonna?>
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 05:54:36 GMT

In article <antiop.724656903@vincent1.iastate.edu> antiop@iastate.edu (Dr. Sexy Joon) writes:
>How come Madonna never ever write in this newsgroup? Maybe she
>doesn't have a computer account. Is there any kind soul out there
>who is willing to lend Madonna a computer and a computer account so
>that our GREAT singer can reply her fan mails??????
>
>Madonna, if you're reading this, I'm a BIG fan of yours!!!!!!!! 


Hi, this is Madonna, the wonderful Kevin Murphy let me use
his net account so I could post to all of my fans.  I just
love reading all of my fan mail, and to those of you who 
don't like me, you can kiss my white ass.  I wish I had time
to send e-mail to all of my fans, but you all know how busy
my schedule is!

Bye,

Madonna
-- 
--
Kevin J. Murphy                              Life is what happens while
kmurphy@sage.cc.purdue.edu                   you're making other plans.
Purdue University Computer Technology                            -ME
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
From: molin@ptb.cl.msu.edu (Michael Olin)
Subject: Re: Lost
Organization: Michigan State University
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 92 04:57:40 GMT

lmiller@scum.ssc.gov (Lee Miller) writes:

>  Can anyone tell me how to get back to the Debbie Boone road.  I was driving
>along Tammy Faye Baker road, then made a left turn at ACDC drive then a quick
>left onto Ozzy Osbourn road then found myself in the bad part of town madonna
>help.

Sounds to me as if you need a new driver!  Good cheuffers are hard to find!
--
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    molin@ptb.cl.msu.edu       |||     happy dancers will join
    Canton, Michigan USA      / | \     your trip.  -T. Golas
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
From: charles@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Charles Jacob Cohen)
Subject: Re: Lost
Organization: University of Michigan EECS Dept., Ann Arbor, MI
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 19:36:00 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.163330.1723@sunova.ssc.gov> lmiller@scum.ssc.gov (Lee Miller) writes:
>
>  Can anyone tell me how to get back to the Debbie Boone road.  I was driving 
>along Tammy Faye Baker road, then made a left turn at ACDC drive then a quick 
>left onto Ozzy Osbourn road then found myself in the bad part of town madonna
>
>help.  
>
>


Oh, that's easy. Just folly Cyndi Lauper Ave until you hit Olivia Netwon
John Drive, hang a left, and keep going until you hit Debbie Boone road.
If you go past Barry Manilow Blvd, you've gone *way* too far.

- Chuck


-- 
"I do not feel obliged to believe that same God who endowed us with sense,
reason, and intellect, had intended for us to forgo their use." - Galileo
"I'm an engineer, not a dictionary!" - Me
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
From: st923288@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Subject: cari
Reply-To: st923288@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 20:18:01 GMT

I was never a big madonna fan until I met my friend cari two years ago. I 
believe that it is in her destiny to grow up to be madonna(if she ever 
grows up) in addition to her selfless worship already. Thanks to cari, i
now have every madonna Cd, half a dozen cd singles, and I have a choreo-
graphed dance routine for fifteen madonna songs!! We have sort of lost 
touch since we went away to college, and just reading about madonna makes
me miss her a lot. Thank you, cari, for making me discover the genius of a
woman who knows how to run her life and her career, and can still make 
people happy.
love,
erika lindsay
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
From: koex0001@student.tc.umn.edu ()
Subject: Re: Madonna and child picture?
Organization: University of Minnesota
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 20:03:48 GMT

In article <BzDyt3.97A@news.cso.uiuc.edu> gjh34403@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Gregg J. Hlavacek) writes:
>Laura.Whitcomb@dartmouth.edu (Laura Whitcomb) writes:
>
>>Either Esquire or Spy had a picture like this on their cover last
>>December. I think it was Esquire, actually, and inside they had a whole
>>article on celebrity holiday greetings.
>
>Actually, I believe the cover that you are talking about actually has
>Julie Brown as Madonna...  This, I think, was soon after her Dare to be
>Truthful movie started showing on Showtime, and was part of the publicity
>campaign...
>
>But I could be wrong...
>
 
The magazine WAS indeed Esquire, and to be pretty precise about it, it was
the December 1991 issue which had Madonna dressed up as the Madonna
carrying a pseudo baby Jesus (it was a live one). The cover used some
medieval arch with wall hangings as the backdrop.

Also seen in a past issue of the Village Voice: An artist who "decorates"
cookies has made a collage ON a cookie portraying Maddy as the Virgin
carrying her little baby Jesus. 

All of this, is of course, quite humourous.

                                STUey!

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
From: antiop@iastate.edu (Dr. Sexy Joon)
Subject: Where is Madonna?
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 05:35:03 GMT

How come Madonna never ever write in this newsgroup? Maybe she
doesn't have a computer account. Is there any kind soul out there
who is willing to lend Madonna a computer and a computer account so
that our GREAT singer can reply her fan mails??????

Madonna, if you're reading this, I'm a BIG fan of yours!!!!!!!!
From: cs101a64@eng-nxt11.cso.uiuc.edu (cs101 student)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna
Subject: Madonna as a mother?  Oh, no!
Date: 14 Dec 92 21:23:04 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

I read that in a Rolling Stone interview, Madonna said she would like to  
have children someday.  I hope she changes her mind before it is too late,  
because if she became a mother, the results would be as disastrous as a  
Dan Quayle administration (yes, I am a "liberal Democrat").
Newsgroups: alt.fan.madonna