From: crerar@uunet.uu.net (Andy Crerar)
Subject: Re: Challenge II (was Re: A timely (I hope) post...)
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 12:55:12 GMT

In article <1992Apr10.193800.4777@sfn.ORG> cliff@sfn.ORG (R. Cliff Young) writes:

Hey!  You UNLURKED!  And you didn't even announce yourself.  Bad form.
For that you recieve, free of charge, the Blow to the Head.  <BONK!>

>In article <1992Apr9.125248.13633@uunet.uu.net>,
>	dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner [aka Blade]) writes:
>>
>>Yupperz... Usually down a long length of shinai... I think both
>>Andy and I can concur in that we have both seen the dueling
>>from a very ahem... Intimate view (aka the point of another's sword)
>
>In article <1992Apr10.132330.28890@uunet.uu.net>,
>	crerar@uunet.uu.net (Andy Crerar [aka Panda--er, Guru Andy]) writes:
>>
>>More times than I'd care to mention.  My end of things closely resembles
>>Connor McCloed's famous duel on Boston Common...
>
>But gee, Andy--*HE* was drunk . . . how do you explain *YOUR*
>clutziness?  ;)  (Especially your misspelling of "McCleod," and you
>supposedly being a Scotsman and all . . .)

Oh, sod off. ;)  Fighting Blade, I *should* be drunk.  Or, better still,
HE should be drunk.  If it's possible for one of us to be drunk without
the other...

>Oh, and Andy--"There can BE only ONE."  Muahahahahahahah!

AAAAAAAAARRGH!  I *hate* that phrase!  Ever since that travesty of a 
sequal, _Highlander_II,_The_Quickbucks_, came out... Please just let 
me forget.  

>Blade continues:
>>
>>Of course, if you still believe that Andy is not really himself,
>>then one might consider this some bizarre form of me wrestling
>>with my conscience...with weapons...and pain...
>
>I've seen Blade do this.  It is a most scary sight, indeed.  The
>overall impression is of Rodin's (or whoever's) Thinker, severely
>constipated, undergoing high-g maneuvers with the grace of a ballet
>dancer.  When he does it with weapons, it's even scarier.  Sort of
>like watching a demented monk perform penance with razor blades and a
>grain of salt.  Aiee!
>
>Guru Andy screeches:

I rarely screech when someone is not beating me with a stick.

>>Mein got!  I'm fighting for your conscience?!  <Whack*Crunch*AAAGH!>
>>No wonder I lose so often...But now I'm more inspired to win!! I will
>>defeat you every time!! I--<WhistleTHUD-crunchOWWW!>--give in...
>
>Good call.  But Blade was implying that you WERE his conscience, not
>that you were fighting for it.  And we all know that Blade will never
>let his conscience get the best of him, so you might as well face the
>facts--you will always lose.  Yours will always be--the inferior.
>
>Blade signs off:
>>
>>Don't you just hate it when their little BONES snap
>>on the backs of their hands...??? I mean, it's enough
>>to make one miss one's mid day Vodka Martini...
>
>Good thing you already had one at breakfast, eh, Blade?

Blade, you naughty boy you.  Tsk tsk tsk.

>Guru Andy does the ditto:
>>
>>Typing with my toes, my hands are crippled.
>
>What utter nonsense.  After seeing you go a round with Blade, I do not
>imagine ANY possible body part (save perhaps your nose and one other
>appendage I will imply but not state specifically) that you could even
>CONTEMPLATE typing with.

Oy!

>Say, Blade, was I convincing enough?  Do you think they'll buy into
>Panda--er, Guru Andy--being a separate entity now?  What're ya gonna
>do when he has to show up for BeaChat?

I *do* exist.  I *do* exist.  I *do* exist.  Reallly.

>Nuk

Shouldn't this be Lurk?

>-- 
>--/\/-- R. Cliff Young, SysAdmin, SFN -- cliff@sfn.ORG

Andy the Yet Otherwise Untitled Guru, BladeConscience#1
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Andy Crerar                     crerar@uunet.uu.net
CS Administrative Asst.         uunet!crerar