HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you)
Subject: Re: Re: Band Information sought
Followup-To: misc.test
Summary: beat meat
Keywords: vomit beer pot fun
Reply-To: george bush
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 11:12:53 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

In <4659@gorn.echo.com> drseuss@gorn.echo.com writes:

> vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) said: 
> -
> -   In article <1992Aug6.203932.14867@wetware.com>, drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:
> -   > who out there knows anything about a 'rock band'
> -   > called "Einstuerzende Neubauten" - alledgedly to
> -   > be from Germany, and supposedly to have been on
> -   > tour in the USA in the last few years.
> -
> -Einstuerzende Neubauten is not a musical band but a brand of cassette
> -and record cleaners.  Often inexperienced DJs will confuse them with
> -real music and play them.  
> 
> To paraphrase and quote Greg: "If you can't handle the musical subtlety
> of Einstuerzende Neubauten, then tape your mouth shut, fill your nostrils
> with toothpaste and die."
> 
> 						somewhere i have the
> 						full post...
 
 	i think the ignorant fuck should go pack his asshole full of concrete.

			"just trying to make new friends."

> 
> -- 
>      David Bedno		       	             drseuss@gorn.echo.com
>       "Take off that Reagan mask and get back into bed." - Timmy Rotarian 


()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(

	PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game."

			"Jesus take me to a higher plane!"		
	  						   Mudhoney
	          WORK  :==  FUTURE

	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research"

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: various sexist comments
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 23:05:45 GMT

In article <9208172152.AA02596@helium> dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
>CJ tries to equate medical care for a car accident to medical care for
>a "conception accident", with some hilarity and lots of sarcasm.

I find this an extremely offensive analogy.  I think a more appropriate
analogy is the concept of tools for the commission of a crime.

For example, possession of drug paraphernalia is illegal, and you can go
to jail for the possesion of this equipment.  This is because this equipment
can be used in the commission of a crime (in this case the use of drugs) and
therefore the equipment itself is made illegal.  Simple and logical.

The possession of burglary tools is also illegal, and a person can go to
jail for the possession of this equipment also.  While it's true that there
is generally no prosecution of this law except when it can also be proven
that the crime of burglary is also being committed, this is because these
types of equipment are of more general use.  Again, the equipment which can
be used in the commission of a crime is made illegal in order to prevent
those crimes.

Therefore, I recommend that the federal government make possession of a
vagina illegal.  Without a vagina or cervix, conception is impossible and
abortions cannot take place.  Since it is obvious that the vagina can be
used for nothing other than conception which would require an abortion,
we can generally abolish this organ.  All women found in possession of
this organ should be immediately given a short trial to determine that they
are indeed in violation of the law by possessing these body parts, and
immediately placed in prison.

I think this would do much to reduce if not eliminate the rate of abortions
in this country, in fact eliminating all conception altogether.  It would
greatly benefit the family values in this country, since people get a lot
more nostalgic about family values when they are away from their family.
I think this is an obvious solution and I will even be willing to allow
a new women's prison to be built on my land as long as I can visit 
sometimes.
--scott
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: rot13 word pairs
Date: 20 Aug 92 00:20:52 GMT
Distribution: rec
Organization: Architecture & Software Technology Group, Intel, Santa Clara CA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

S. Spencer Sun (spencer@phoenix.Princeton.EDU) wrote:

> Anyone have a bigger /usr/dict/words?


	Yeah, and I have a higher /usr/SAT-scoret/words too.


--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
Minimal .sig virus: copy now!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,alt.sex,alt.butt.harp,alt.fan.warlord
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: Actually, everything is more complicated
Followup-To: alt.fan.warlord
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 92 14:53:04 GMT

[Entire article included]

haushalt@research.nj.nec.com (Robert C. Haushalter) writes:

> -- 

> 	   Robert Haushalter
> 	   Voice: 609-951-2634
> 	   Fax: 609-951-2483

Specifically, it seems that learning how to post more than your .sig
is more complicated.

Sheesh.

-- 
Kevin "no comments today about people who work for NEC."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Summary: returning to the habit of fkey-no-real-connection posting 
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 14:24:16 GMT



every so often i get the urge to orchestrate a
production which has every musical person in t/b
on stage at once

this last one was prompted by the opening of the
extended mix 'duane eddy' by a-o-n

i just saw this huge vault door up center slowly
wheel open to the etheral revolving chords and 
the band enter (clad in x industries jump suits)
with appropriate fog & backlighting.

now all i need is for billbill to write something
long enough to arrange.


BoB
teCh
old habits die hard
From: rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My 4 Word Assignment
Date: 13 Aug 1992 01:44:21 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu

In article <1992Aug12.180843.18241@cs.cornell.edu> csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
>Sorta like Dr Seuss meets Homer, huh?

More like Foghorn Leghorn meets William Carlos Williams.

5150
but that just may be me
From: dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: cycling silverio
Date: 21 Aug 92 02:33:34 GMT

CJ asks:

> Aren't middle-aged men the only ones who get to have mid-life crises?

Nope.  Nor are they the only males who know what obvious handholds make
it fun to ride behind ones girlfriend on a motorbike.

Kent, the man from xanth.
--
Generosity is not always what it seems.
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SM ISO SF Friend
Date: 18 Aug 92 20:00:40 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

IN ALT.PERSONALS winstonc@egr.msu.edu (Chuck Winston) writes:
)Any females out there, looking for a friend.
)Someone to talk to, or a shoulder to cry on.
)
)well, my interest are almost everything. I like sports,
)music, and any other crazy thing in this world.
)
)If you are in the least bit interested, send e-mail.
)
)winstonc@egr.msu.edu

SO FAR PRETTY GOOD.

)Patience is a vertue, but she wont always wait...
)Strength in numbers, all you need is two,
)if everyone's a winner, why still so many lose?
)					King's X
                                        ^^^^^^^^
STRIKE ONE, STRIKE TWO, STRIKE THREE.  Y'ER OUT.



-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
From: rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: LSD: the early days
Date: 13 Aug 1992 02:01:34 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu

In article <1992Aug12.175948.8232@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>You can't stop mentioning [carasso], can you [polewka]?
>Are you in love?

No, he's just horny.

5150
anagram THIS, Polewka
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cheating@ccvm.sunysb.edu (queue cue)
Subject: Re: short shameful Do the Right Thing
Followup-To: alt.noise,bit.listserv.words-l,misc.misc,rec.arts.poems,soc.culture.usa,talk.bizarre
Originator: cheading@casbah.acns.nwu.edu
Organization: Mollusk Infrastructure
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 17:43:42 GMT

In article <d83mv3m.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes:
>richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>)I registered to vote today.
>
>                                      I encourage everyone else to
>vote and waste their free time.  I don't want to waste mine.  I
>concluded by saying the only way me as an individual can make an
>impact of society is through assassination.
>
Eh, who'd wanna assassinate carasso?

Talk about a monumental waste of free time!

>"Boo!"
>____________________________________________________________
>___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
>Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
>Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
                             1-900-CARASSO, $1.95 per minute,
                             $3.95 per minute for the first
                             five.  You must be 25 years of
                             age or older.  Void where
                             prohibited.  Not responsible for
                             loss of or damage to any items.
                             You may enter only once.  Do not
                             report these activities to any
                             known authority, now or ever.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: durway@monarch.rtp.dg.com (Lindsey Durway)
Subject: Re: WHEN I GROW UP...
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 20:28:07 GMT
Organization: Employer, Inc.

In article <3539@atlas.tegra.COM>, vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:
> 
> ...I want to write a pop song about a computer programmer finding true
> love over a BBS.  I will not have "world" rhyme with "girl" but I will
> rhyme "sex" with "TeX".

Good luck.

Lindsey, rhymes with frenzy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,sci.physics
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: Where it came from (was Re: Survey)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 22:15:24 GMT


In a previous article, bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Sci.physics was included because foolish fundamentalists are threatened by
>>scientific knowledge.
>
>Ostensibly.

 bhoughto@sedona.intel.com -- anagram (@=s)
*************************************
  Gah!  Ostensible donut mooch!!!
*************************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: middle@cse.uta.edu (William J Middleton)
Subject: Re: Haiku Challenge
Organization: Computer Science & Engineering, Univ. of Texas at Arlington
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 03:42:46 GMT

In article <1992Aug19.223139.23414@newshost.anu.edu.au> jjj@meteor.anu.edu.au (Joni Johnson) writes:
>
>1 buzillion bonus points to the person who can make a country song from the 
following words:
>
>Geosynchronous
>Antidefamatory
>Mississippian
>
>
>         Joni, still clicking her heels together to escape from Oz.


lousiana woman
missisippia man
we get together
anytime we can.

antidefamatory
in that lousiana heart
geosynchronous
in that mississippia heart.


bILL
fresh country breeze
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Subject: LEASURE WORLD
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 19:19:48 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'


I have seen the Future, and the Future is Leasure World.

Yes, Leasure World: a mammoth 9000 unit senior citizen retirement
community in Seal Beach, California, chock full o' electric golf cars
shuffling residents from the Shuffle Board Center to the Leasure World
Market to the Leaure Pool and back to the Shuffle Board Center.  The
Leasure World Police is a fierce bunch.  There's Sid, Harry, and Ida.
The women must outnumber the men two to one, creating horny sleazy
desperate old women and swingin' multi-gal guys.  I had the idea that
what Leaure World really needs is a good sex shop.  S&M Granny.


I have seen the Future, and the Future is Pleasure World.


carasso "carasso-style..."


-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rejected Mixed Drinks
Date: 21 Aug 1992 01:48:42 GMT
Organization: Rice University

"I'll have..."

a Genever 'n Redeye
a Pee-Wee Surprise
a Twilight Zone: The Movie Cocktail
a Mai Tai is Too Tight
a Rollerball
a Tempest in a Teacup
a Blue Velvet
a Renal Squeeze
a Hoboken Emetic

and, of course,

a Jimi's Nightcap

-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill
From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: News you could probably care less about
Keywords: Vote Lobster - it is better in drawn butter...
Date: 13 Aug 92 16:03:54 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA

Sorry for the delay in bringing you these ground-shattering stories
but the local newsreader died somewhere in a cable outside Oklahoma...

National Mustard Day has come and gone...I was going to post something
stupid about Grey Poupon, but good judgement prevailed.

Marilyn Monroe's 66th birthday has come and gone...complete with 
Marilyn clones posing at the gravesite.

Dan Quayle in a conference with ranchers in the Midwest said he
would do his best to remove the restrictions on killing endangered
predators.
In Sacramento, our man Dan made some off-hand remarks about 
homosexual family living. Hardly a surprise he didn't choose to
make this gem of a speech in San Fransisco...

I have finished a few more tarot GIF's, if I get some E-mail response
I'll post them...
                       Thanks,
                        The Lobster's chief lackey...
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: WILL RICTUS HEP'S FATHER PLEASE STAND UP?
Date: 20 Aug 92 00:43:32
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg's message of 20 Aug 92 04:35:17 GMT

In article <1992Aug20.043517.5669@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:

> I just can't understand why none of the oldbies has stood up and claimed
> to be Rictus' father or creator or spawner or whatever. 

Rictus Hep is a public domain, freely-redistributable concept.
However, all Rictus Hep texts are copyrighted by their individual authors.
See?
It says so.
Right there above the Library of Congress Cataloging-In-Publication Data.


--
...							ISBN 0-1192-1534-7
From: dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death, WHEN I GROW UP...
Date: 20 Aug 92 23:17:04 GMT

mjd sez:
> You're already an old lady, Tom.

but mjd also sez:

> a yammering snotparcel

and

> sanctimonious net.assholes

> you tedious moralizers ...  staying on your high horses

> you are only interested in self-righteously harassing people

> Now, please fuck off, all of you

> a bunch of Carrie Nation screaming fundamentalist moralizer
> prohibitionist shepherds with voodoo taboos and greasy eyelids

To those whose innocent and "mentioning no names" postings remind him
that smoking is Stupidity Incarnate, when he finds his foot suddenly
unwelcomely shod in the reading thereof.

Who's that old lady, mjd, one more time?

Kent, the man from xanth.
--
To whom gratitude is a word in a foreign tongue, or else to whom
returning favors is an obligation not involving the willingness of the
return's recipient, or both. You forgot "judgemental pricks", mjd.
--
Oh, and being unwilling to watch friends dies could just be simple
squeamishness, with no "morality" dimension whatever. The universe that
grades you on a pass:fail::live:die basis for stupidity is about as
amoral as things come, but still you die when you die.
--
Got a cancer on the back of my hand blasted with liquid nitrogen today;
felt weird when being done, hurt a little for about twenty minutes
afterward, now is just a raised area like a bee sting with no
particular sensation and just a little redness. Kool! Supposed to peel
off on its own in a couple of weeks.
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Looking for roomate
Date: 17 Aug 92 15:12:03 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <4744@balrog.ctron.com> mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:

#  Don't laugh, Mike.  Lots of girls would kill to have a plutonic
#  relationship these days.  A lot kinkier than one of those sappy
#  platonic relationships. 

Plutonic, as in Pluto the dog.
They like it doggy style?

-- Ken "down, boy" Johnson


-- 
////  Advice to dieters:          ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////    Never eat more than       ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////    you can carry.            ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////               -- Miss Piggy  ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: ricky@adx.adelphi.edu (Ricky Glass)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: Adelphi University
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 19:38:41 GMT

In article <l7_nt=g.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>
>replace all of the clothing in whorfs closet with pink frilly things.
>page "mike hunt" on the inctercomm.
Lest forget the oldies of Dick Hertz and someone with the last name
Lipshitz.

Data:  Sir, Lt. Dick Hertz wishes to have a conference with you.
Picard:  Whos' Dick Hertz?
Crew:  (well, you know the answer to that one).

>ask data is he can mindmelt with howard stern's penis.
I don't think anyone can mindmeld with Howard Sterns head.

Don't forget ordering 36,767 Frengi pizzas in Rikers name.

>hugs, Rachel
Back at ya'

Ricky


-- 
 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
 (Dr\.\ )?R(\.|(ic((hard)|(ky))))\ Glass  {
         printf("%s (%s)\n", "Ricky Glass", "ricky@adx.adelphi.edu"); }
 /* recursive (adj.) See recursive.  ("The Devils DP Dictionary") */
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: Anagram
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 92 06:05:13 GMT


In a previous article, act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>'Tis foretold that snot follows a sneeze.'
>			Nostrildamus.

 act@csc.canberra.edu.au -- (@=t)
**********************************
  A Cuccaburra needs tact !!!!!
**********************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz)
Subject: Re: One-line confession
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 04:36:25 GMT

Jim Small writes:
>>>I dream of skinning the Snuggle bear to make a fur coat for a Smurf.
>>I dream of hearing Debbie Boone and Ted Nugent sing a duet.
>I was the one who turned rpwhite into the NIS.

*poof*  He was the NIS!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Zed <zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: democrat
Summary: please don't try to divine my politics from this
Reply-To: zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
Organization: Liars for Truth
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 02:53:31 GMT

She was a lifelong democrat, and like any right-thinking person
thought we needed universal socialized health care, though it would
give a somewhat justifiable rationale for the war on drugs, like the
government needed one, and that the government should cure AIDS, and
that there shouldn't be war, and that we should feed the hungry of the
world.

In short, she believed in maximizing every human lifespan and the
human population (with only the exception of opposing a ban on
abortion, like any right thinking person).

And she only ate red meat when there was really nothing else, and she
dutifully attended to curbside recycling, and she lamented the
destruction of the rainforest by greedy corporations.

And she would vote for Clinton and every other Democrat, and go to her
grave with a clean conscience, never considering any need for limiting
the population, never considering that too many humans were the worst
thing for the viability of the biosphere and ultimately humanity
itself.

It beat feeling guilty.

-- 
zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu                       just passing the time until I die
From: spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Travaglia)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: What I saw
Date: 13 Aug 92 20:15:11 +1200
Organization: University of Waikato Computer Centre

Let me tell you what I saw.

Wood usually.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
Simon P Travaglia,   || Kia Kaha E Hoa!  
University of Waikato|| PSI:0530171000004::, Intr: spt@grace.waikato.ac.nz
Private Bag, Hamilton|| Disclaimer: No-one here but me can read and write,
New Zealand          ||             and I can only write.  What did I say?
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
Any system can, and will, take longer than expected
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I LOVE GERMANY
Keywords: CARASSO
Date: 13 Aug 92 16:25:47 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

Poser@vxdsyc.desy.de writes:
>
> Ach du liebs Herrgoettle von Bieberach!

,,Biberach'' schreibt man ohne ,,e'' nach'm ,,i.''


Andrei

PS: Bisch Du aus'm Schwabenland?
PPS: Carasso kann uns nicht verstehen, aber er wird dies lesen.
PPPS: Moeglicherweise wird er versuchen, es zu uebersetzen.
PPPPS: Wie sieht's zur Zeit aus mit der Einkommenssteuer in Deutschland?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 19 AUG 92 10:46:49    

In article <l9404iINNmcp@girtab.usc.edu>, rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes...

>In article <MJD.92Aug18123141@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Thomas Pynchon's Little Brother") writes:
>>In article <1992Aug18.151928.18411@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
>>>   John "Expecting a volley of 'I volunteer' posts" Heim
> 
>You gave newbies warning, John.  This is Bad Form.

Yes, I know.  But did we really want to see all those posts from drooling 
newbies saying 'I volunteer for a post for which I am not at all 
qualified since the only knowledge I have of sex comes reading 
alt.sex'?

Yeah, I guess we did.  Sorry.

John "Likes the sound of 'drooling newbies'" Heim                                 Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:25982 alt.flame:12067
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Compulsive Liar")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Date: 14 Aug 92 15:49:18 GMT
Followup-To: alt.tobacco
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: mathew@mantis.co.uk's message of 13 Aug 92 15:03:37 GMT


There is only minimal health risk associated with moderate tobacco use.

Now if you're going to be sanctimonious and didactic, would you please
do it somewhere else?  I don't like inhaling your second-hand perorations.

--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu