HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: please continue
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 04:08:18 GMT

osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
 Ron Echeverri <rone@aludra.usc.edu> writes:
  andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg) writes:
   aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Alfvaen) writes:
    osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
     Alfvaen <aaron@space.ualberta.ca> writes:
      adam@castle.ed.ac.uk (Adam Hamilton) writes:
       eepmatt@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Matthew Friedman) writes:
        rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
         nj writes:
He plunged his hands into the vat of teeming lice, then poured them over his
mother, making sure to cover her well.  "Ok, Mum, when you're ready, make sure
to put the hat on." He ignited the butane torch and slowly approached the
terrapin tank.  Carefully opening the lid at arms length he pushed the flame
back into the torch with his right hand while his left hand was grabbing the
small furry animal, which stood silent all the while, but which started to
swing its tails around frantically while he positioned it in front of the torch
and unbuttoned his overalls.  The grebe winced, for Elmer's sheer size was
beyond big and bordering disgusting. "Hey rube, ever considered a diet?"  Elmer
asked himself.  Which was kinda stupid, considering the fact that his mother
was right there, albeit covered with teeming lice, and she had never held back

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"What have I done to piss the gods off?"  ---Terence Trent D'Arby
Current Album--Indio:Big Harvest
Current Read--John Updike:Rabbit, Run
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Phosphor")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Pope's Nipples
Date: 15 Sep 92 20:42:42 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


	KEEP THIS DOOR CLOSED AT ALL TIMES
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: Re: the difference between unc and umd
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,to.wasatch
Summary: spite and lots of it
Keywords: blech
Reply-To: mr. wonderful
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 14:16:13 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

In <60231@mimsy.umd.edu> kimy@cs.umd.edu writes:
> unc:
>    number of birkenstocks > number of doc martens
> 
> umd:
>    number of birkenstocks < number of doc martens 
> 
> yong-mi
> well, unc also has a lot more leggy blonde coeds
	
	THIS IS IRRELEVANT TRIPE. everyone knows DOCS are both more functional
and ultimately more swell than DORKENSTOCKS could ever be. 


			A BIG HELLO TO MATT JONSEN!
		WONDERING WHEN YOU MIGHT POST A REPLY OR ANYTHING
			INSTEAD OF JUST READING THIS SHIT.

PJF--->Biochem. grad student
					"Oh God, how i love to hate!"
								Mudhoney	
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Subject: Curtis's Quick Haiku Lessons (was Re: Deep Thoughts)
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 17:49:01 GMT

In article <schnitzi.715962057@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu writes:
>
>>[the usual newbie silage]
>
>Isn't it amazing that a whole newgroup
>can be torn apart
>by such simple things
>like incoming freshmen?

Yes.

But no, no, and NO.

When you write blank verse without rhythm, Schnitz, you'd
_damn well better_ make it a haiku:

when the lion roars
the crickets shall fall silent
and not soon resume

You see that haiku?  That's a master haiku, boy.  That's a
haiku so potent, if you wrote it on a scrap of paper and
swallowed it, your dick would get hard.  And it says
something.  It's got a MESSAGE.  Now a nyekulturny yahoo like
yourself, a man with all the taste and discernment of a
STARVING GOAT, might be expected to miss this - might think it
was just one of yer Marlin Perkins granolahead treehugger
ramblings on the wonders of NATURE.  As if nature were anything
worth writing haikus about.

But no.  It's saying something, and what it's saying is that if
you can't make your point in a short & powerful seventeen
syllables, kiddo, you'd better not make it at all.  Because then
you're just a cricket in the jungle of life.  And when the LION
ROARS, boy, you SHUT UP.

Got that?  Now don't feel down, Schnitz.  Because you may not be
roaring now, but you're a lion inside - I can feel it.  All we
need is some stick-on fur and a wig mane, and you'll be ready
for the BIG TIME.  Yeah, boy.  Dig it.

Here's your first lesson:

a fly on his back.
noon's calm lost, the buffalo
swings his tail; in vain.

Now compare that to your PITIFUL ORT, and learn.  If your
spectacles can focus on both at the same time.

c
"Once a month?  Bah.  Men have PMS, ALL THE FUCKING TIME."
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: We can only imagine what might have been.
Date: 4 Sep 92 22:56:20 GMT
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing  CA


In control:

From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: alt.best.of.internet
Subject: cancel <f_dnxn#123.rdc@netcom.com>

From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: alt.best.of.internet
Subject: cancel <f_dnxn#1235.rdc@netcom.com>

rp -- the lost masterpieces of Carasso.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: short wondering confession
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 00:02:39 GMT

In <1992Sep14.010702.15148@cs.rose-hulman.edu> waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon) writes:
>Sometimes I wonder if Jeff Davidson and John F. Woods are not the same person.

I never wonder that.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: rummage sales
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 02:44:25 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

Things I bought at rummage sales today (partial list):

Two 30-watt vacuum-tube audio amps, $1 each.  (Now where the hell do I get
a preamp at such a price?)

A Quasar videocassette deck that uses videocassettes (4 included) of a format
I've never seen before, $1.

A Sony Betamax videocasette deck, thrown in for free because I bought the
three items mentioned above and the man wanted to get rid of it as well.

A supposedly unexpurgated copy of _Fanny Hill_, $0.25.  Wonder if I'll read it.

Other books @ $0.25:
a Douay Bible
_Mastering the Art of French Cooking_, by Julia Child

Two telephones, both indestructible Western Electic touch-tones: vomit-colored
desk model for $2, salmon-pink Trimline for $1.

Three sickly Norfolk Island Pines crammed into one pot and losing lower
branches from too much sun, $1.50.

Mark., this car stops at all rummage sales, and nobody says a word about
the X Industries T-shirt
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: challenge for Carasso
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 12:35:09 GMT

 reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk, the man who dares to ask:

>Please define "moderate" within the context "moderate tobacco-smoking
>produces no ill side-effects on health".
>

Please define "sodomy" within the context "sodomy is known to be more helpful
than calcium in establishing strong bones and teeth".

-C Everett Koop, MD
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: On the train
Date: 7 Sep 92 12:07:52 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us



Took Robin on the train from Burntisland to Haymarket yesterday.

At about South Gyle station, he asked: `Have we crossed the Forth
Bridge?'

For those who have not seen it, the Forth Bridge is one of the largest
objects in Europe, and coloured red to boot.  The train takes several
minutes to cross it. 


-- Ken "I nearly titled this post `Rictus Hep Rides the Train from
   Burntisland to Haymarket' and left out everything except the quote"
   Johnson

-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade,alt.non.sequitur
From: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Date: 15 Sep 92 02:12:03 MDT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade
Organization: University of Utah CS Dept
Distribution: world 

In article <1992Sep15.032214.22153@colorado.edu> paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Atharvan) writes:
>In article <1992Sep15.023123.11514@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>I'd like to pose the following question to the net: We all know that the
>>color of our favorite kinds of fruit is taken for granted, within a
>>certain range of shades (i.e. apples may be red or green, as well as grapes,
>>and brown bananas are sometimes okay). But when you get right down to the
>>pith of the matter, how would you like to bite into a nice, soft, juicy
>>maroon-colored watermelon? Or a turquoise orange? 
>>
>>It's one of the great cruxes of the modern era, ever since the late
>>Alfred Gouley stood atop the steps of the Lincoln Memorial in 1978 and
>>spake: "I am but a tick. But I suck the blood of the world."
>>
>[...]
>
>Frankly, I wouldnt mind a black orange or better still a sky-blue peach.
>
>The color of the fruits in question has got little to do with the
>taste thereof. This was the whole point of burgess' masterpiece
>Clockwork Orange, in other words an orange the shade of clockwork.
>It does sound a little obscure, but clockwork is now agreed by scholars
>of chromatography to be a pale white/ light yellow, the kind of color they
>used to paint the small travelling clock cases in the late sixties.
>Not that arriving at this conclusion was an easy task for our wise men.
>
>Indeed the related question that has troubled scientists down the ages, verily:
>What color is time ? 
>-- has been answered in somewhat gory detail by Dali with his 
>Persistence of Time. To wit a flourescent red-orange, 
>the color that he shades his melting clock in the background,
>which again leads us to the concept of clockwork orange.
>Proving that color is one of the primal super-strings that
>bind reality.
>
>An old chinese saying said:
>
>"He who has seen the color of his guts has nothing more to live for."
>Which is true most of the time.

Keep this CRAP out of alt.CASCADE!!!!!
----
"Dwayne Dibly?!" - The Cat (I've seen 5th season.  Have you?)
----
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (The Automatic F Key)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Thanks JC
Date: 12 Sep 92 10:27:55
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: dodsodt2@mentor.cc.purdue.edu's message of 12 Sep 92 14:52:56 GMT

In article <BuH009.M1K@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> dodsodt2@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Don Dodson) writes:

> While the feminist
> movement started out with honorable goals which I support, such
> as equality in the workplace, freedom from violence, equal rights,
> and respect towards women in general, they have long since turned
> from these goals to support abortion, lesbianism, hatred of men,
> and the destruction of the family.

"The feminist movement is not about equal rights for women.  Instead
 it encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children,
 practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

					-- from a pamphlet by Pat Robertson

We congratulate you on swallowing your IndPill [*] properly.  Your
ModWord [**] technique was certainly without flaw.  However, you
completely omitted the "practice witchcraft" part.  This is certainly
due to a lack of sufficient StudyHabit and RightThink on your part,
but it's nothing a few days in JuiceTank couldn't cure.  Don't forget
to wear StudentHat when you report, as we will be using a slightly
higher voltage this time.


In the Love of Christ,

(signed) Mentor Ezekiel

8th Overseer Station [Anti-Leg-Hair Division].
So Mote It Be.


p.s. Your Holy Glossary on this day of our Lord 1992 Sep 12 Amen:

[*] Pill of Indoctrination.  Kills off 90% of neurons while imprinting
    RightThink onto whatever is left over.

[**] Modify Words While Retaining Exact Semantic Content.  Used to
     make it appear as if you are actually expressing "your own"
     thoughts and opinions, when in fact you are merely parroting
     ours.  

--

OFFICIAL CORRESPONDENCE
DO NOT FOLD SPINDLE OR MUTILATE
OR YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL
   DO NOT PASS PURGATORY
   DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS
   SETH THE LARD

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: another realization
Date: Tue, 08 Sep 92 02:13:44 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

It's finally dawned on me that king-sized beds were inverted for
_menage a trois_.

Mark., innocent man
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 17:48:59 GMT

In article <1992Sep2.135038.16644@doug.cae.wisc.edu> saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders) writes:
|   [ ... ]  And who could
|ever forget the Alka-Seltzer suit or the velcro suit (which became a fairly
|popular bar sport)? 

Not to mention his law suit, made of sharkskin.


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
    The most dangerous person in the world is Jessica Fletcher.
        Everywhere she goes, people die.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep Meets The Pharoah Of Upper And Lower Egypt
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 06:39:18 GMT

he asks about a unified egypt, and is ejected from the Presence.

BoB
teCh
old habits, they die hard
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confession
Date: Mon,  7 Sep 92 21:02:32 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

it occurred to me that the "Double Double Your Enjoy-ment" jingle
for Doublemint gum was a clandestine subliminal plan to recruit
closet bisexuals. i have no idea who is behind it.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Fries With That?                |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Subject: Re: did you never wonder
Keywords: lunk, parboiled, dim, sweater
Organization: Computer Services Centre, Australian National University
Date:  7 Sep 92 14:58:25 GMT

lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058) writes:

>Did you never wonder what must be the shame threshold tolerance
>level that some parents must develop when they have to stand at the
>steps of the bus pushing their drooling spawn toward a seat and
>quietly praying that none of the alumni attach the name of the
>freshbutton lunk in the paisley sweater with the distorted 
>caricature of some Saturday morning super hero toy-store flap
>doodle with their own tarnished monicker and then the missus
>weeps like a cue from ghod opens the valve on the back of her
>peroxide poisoned head and she seems to give off a faint light 
>and then you imagine that maybe G. Gordon Liddy might have been
>a brighter guy for choosing a strong gene pool to splash in but
>nothing can console a lady whose ill begat belly fruit is off to
>college and the parboiled stooge sits in the bus waving a pale,
>damp paw at its parents with only a dim idea that it won't see
>them for a while and then the dribbling gecko child washes up
>on the shores of this froup and justifies the shame that mommy
>and daddy feel?

incredibly, this is my favorite post of the fortnight.

josh
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jle@locus.com (John Elghani/10000000)
Subject: Re: Dahmeryoks
Organization: LC
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 07:27:13 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.222127.23376@osf.org> oaf@serverx.osf.org (Oded Feingold) writes:
>Why did Jeff Dahmer's apartment smell bad?  
>	He failed to invest in footlockers or chest freezers.
>

Q:  What is is the REAL reason Jeff Dahmer is in jail?
A:  He was caught trading ARMS with IRAQ.

Q:  How much is Jeff Dahmer going to pay to be proven innocent?
A:  I don't know, but it is going to cost him an *ARM* and a *LEG*.

jle
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.misc
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: Birthright Party '92 feeler
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 22:35:44 GMT


dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:

>      I do think that the federal government should get out of the "drug
>      wars" business, particularly where it violates national sovereignty
>      of smaller countries, and generalize the methadone approach to other
>      drugs to reduce the price pressure and resultant crime.

I've been living in a border town since the early Reagan years,
sporting long hair & various amounts of facial hair.  Ive seen the 
border patrol go from small time operation to full scale tyrants,
while the university has been forced to get by with less and less.

If Bush is re-elected, it won't be safe to enter a border state
without a mustache, mirrored sunglasses, and a _Just Say No_ bumper
sticker....

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toast
Date: Tue, 08 Sep 1992 13:21:20 GMT
FollowUp-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,misc.fucking.test,alt.fan.blair
 <Bu842H.5zp@nntp-sc.Intel.COM>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <Bu842H.5zp@nntp-sc.Intel.COM>, Blair P. Houghton writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Cadaverine.
>>>>>>>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
>>>>>>>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
>>>>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
>>>>>>>>Carasso.
>>>>>>>Countach.
>>>>>>Coup d'etat.
>>>>>Corfu.
>>>>Ceteris Paribus.
>>>Copycat.
>>Contrapositive.
>Crustacean.
Cretin.

				--Dac
				  "Blair's main addition to
				   talk.bizarre"

dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
munnari!labtam!eyrie!prolix!dac        I post .
"I'm not a pheasant plucker ..."             . . I am.           +61 6 290 2215
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: talking to women
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 06:03:26 GMT

In article <yzlnf5-.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>
>(There was only one woman at FAT.BOB: jenine.)

what a coincidence!  just last night, 
jenine was telling me she wanted to
kill you.

m

i've got the bat, jenine, any time you're ready
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Choose a present!
Date: 5 Sep 1992 05:12:51 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, zgilbert@epas.utoronto.ca (Zvi Gilbert) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Sigh.
>Why does everybody in the goddamn world make this mistake?

 zgilbert@epas.utoronto.ca -- anagram (@=a)
*******************************************
   Bizarre slogan:  CUT POTATOE !!!!!!
*******************************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: mncmic02@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A woman's adversity
Date: 15 Sep 92 14:31:15 +0200
Organization: University of Cape Town

A woman's adversity
-------------------

I've got big tits
And other large bits
Of size you've never seen
They even impressed the fucking queen

My eyes are a beautiful hazel
That make all men give appraisal
And like putty in the hand
They all come to a grand stand

Some men give a salute of such stature
It's hard for a photograph to capture
But none have impressed me
To the point of utter ecstacy

It's totally silly
Not to let them rub my woman's willy
For lack of a prick
Would mean I'd have to use a stick

One day I shall find
A man of a very large kind
That will make me thrash my hips around
As he gives me a long hard pound

Like a dog or up the arse
It will be far from a farce
My vagina will cave in
As he gives me more of his thing

Oh God, I wish!

Posted by gus on behalf of Mrs Arm
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: Gyspy and Cj's protected list
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 15:18:02 GMT

In article <1992Sep15.134620.19255@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
[rant deleted]
>
>rob
>
>

Rob, 
	Have you considered decaf?

Just wondering,

	M
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CARASSO need an account
Date: 14 Sep 92 15:47:24 GMT
Organization: Indiana University

In <1992Sep14.031753.12220@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:

>a xerox of my tits to the next person to delete
>another account from which carasso has been posting.

How about if I create an account and then delete it?

-- 
ben                                     fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

"A tight bunch of bastards who want to win while loving each other"
- Dave Hasbrook, about the Indiana Ultimate team
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Michael Hunt(m_hunt@orange.syud.edu)
Subject: Re: Where are all the newbies?
Originator: Michael Hunt(m_hunt@orange.syud.edu)
Organization: Creme Brulee
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 23:05:17 GMT


rpwhite  <rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> writes:

> It seems that the much ballyhooed onslaught has failed to materialize.
> By my (admittedly unscientific) survey, the volume of t.b seems to have
> actually decreased of late. By as much as 30-40%.
> What's the trouble?

Er... I don't want to sound stupid but what's a newbie? 

Mike
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (ZVI E GILBERT)
Subject: Re: Ketchup
Keywords: look it up
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 00:01:05 GMT

In article <92Sep15.1356.23152@crash.canon.co.uk> tim@crash.canon.co.uk writes:
>
>Tx. [takes food seriously and orally]

MY GOD!  It's ZEUGMA!

Run for the hills!

--Zvi Gilbert


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: "Chopper" Loyola attacks wimpy hymns
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 15:24:16 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

"We rise again from ashes, from the good we've failed to do.
We rise again from ashes, to create ourselves anew,"
You're all God-damned Pelagians -- much better to be a Jew,
Than to be a fucking heretic: an offense, O God, to you.

Mark., "Chopper" doesn't like anything that smacks of heresy
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.women