From: bavafa@netcom.com (Hooshyar Naraghi)
Subject: Public Celebration of Ignorance
Organization: Who speaks for sci?
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 10:24:07 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.181240.11239@sun1x.actc.res.utc.com> ali@utrcv1 
(ALI BABA) writes:

>Dear Behzad;

>By the way, after two hours of meeting with Amoo and Sogoly last night at
>ghahvah khaneh, Amoo agreed to let Mahin  who left Iran at a young age
>and never got to have a good taste of Iranian men and their (gooshty logic)
>to come and entertain at the ghahveh khaneh on Saturday and Sunday nights,
>unfortunately not on  Friday night because according to Sogholi's belief
>and the old legend Iranian men's (ghooshti logic) gets more aggresive and
>dangerous on (shabeh joomeh) and that's not going to be a pleasant for
>Mahin's first Iranian close encounter.
>After another meeting with Agha javad, he agreed to let us use his sign.
>we will be hanging a red computerized sign on (drabe shomaly ghahvah
>khoneh)
>saying "Khanoom rashti reseed" oops! sorry guys, "Brenje rashti reseed"
>So join us this saturday and sunday night at Amoo's Ghahvah Khaneheh where
>Mahin will try to tame Mashe ghafoor's 12" ghooshti logic using Einstein's
>law. We are all sure she will have a happy life and won't feel like (torshi
>baademjoon) after her first Iranian close encounter.
>P.S.
>Due to aid disease, bring your own (baadkoonek) for protection and
>Use the back-door as an emergency door in case of police raids or
>Sogholi's arrival.

Ali Baba:

This is the second time you have demonstrated the 'reptilian' [(c) Carl
Sagan - Cosmos, 80] mentality that scientists have proposed we humans once
possessed in pre-knowledge era.  You - and your alikes - are the living
proof of this theory at sci.

Shame on your education and the school of thought that raised you to 
conceive the above-included article.  If some day I become somebody, the
first thing I will do is to close down all those schools and thought
institutions that produce defective lobatedly-excised-cerebral-nerve-tracts
humans who unconsciously expose their opinions in expressions such as the
one cited above.

Hitler's Chief Surgeon General missed you to operate on your brain back in 
40's when his team was desparately opening up baby brains to find that unique
INTELLIGENT thing that they themselves didn't know what the hell [(c) Zafar
Minhas, 92] it was.  You ain't be changed by 'pas gardani.' [(c) Seyyed, 92]
A driving instinct that finds expression of ideas at this respected sci
forum as your article or the alike can only be treated by the tremendous 
inertia of the impact of a phenomenon known to us as 'camel bone.' [(c) Zafar
Minhas, 92]

>                    ************************************************
>                    * ALI BABA, not a legend, but the shining      *
>                    *       star of the 1996 olmpic                *
>                    * **********************************************

You ain't any shining star neither at sci nor in Atlanta - never was never
will.  Stay home and watch the event from your already-distorted 'view box'
(direct translation from "ja'beh tamAshA").

Regards,
Hooshyar

'There are two kinds of ignorant people.  The second kinds are those who
constantly celebrate their ignorance in public' [(c) Bob Anderson, 89]

============================  To Ali Baba Only  =============================
I am sick and tired of telorating this discriminating clause in the internet
protocol documents (wherever they are) that guaranties the freedom of the 
expression of the poster at the expense of victimizing its very audience
whom it was supposed to protect in the first place.  So I am going to start
from Stanford and find out how we can CHANGE this terrible 'loop hole.'
Somehow we have to LEGALLY be able to stop people who post vulgar articles
directed at victimizing innocent readers in cultural newsgroups such as sci.
I will submit that your article does not satisfy the charter of this forum.

For your information translation of an article from its original text to
English language is admissible evidence in submitting the complaint.  I can
easily call Sacramento to get an official Persian translator to certify the
translation of expressions like "12 inch gooshti logic."
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