HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Holiday in Vegas, Report
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 02:08:27 GMT


Xtal, Francine, Sean and I were eating dinner in the Trop buffet
shortly after our arrival, and at one point, I glanced over my
shoulder to see: Otis from Dubuque (or so I gathered from the
childlike scrawl on his nametag -- a nametag I have been repeatedly
told was completely hallucinatory) who said, in a tone so reverent I
thought he was Moses come again to deliver the law once more to a
people who have forsaken the Lord and become shameless unrepentent
sodomites...

    ``This is my whole reason for being here.  This bread pudding.''

To the best of my knowledge, Otis was not, nor did he appear to be, a
drug-addled lunatic -- which would seem to cast doubt on Kent Paul
Dolan's speculations regarding drug use and the causation of mental
dysfunction.  Nevertheless, I must say that Kent is correct to a
point, at least in his paranoid insistence that society take no
chances and err on the side of caution, and proclaim in solidarity
with him:

		JUST SAY NO!  TO BREAD PUDDING!

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

Help keep Las vegas clean.  Eat your kill.
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Eternal beauty in 30 seconds spurts
Date: 30 Sep 92 19:59:40 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.


From memory:

Sky fits heaven, so ride it.
Child fits mother, so hold your baby tight.
Lips fit mouth so kiss them,
and the face they adorn
reminds you of someone you once knew
one hot night, long ago
familiar as these blue jeans that fit like a glove,
like an old lover coming back for more,
curved into the shape of your thigh,
like they were custom made to do just that.

			- Max "I have the coolest accent and nicest
			  chest in the whole world." Blagg

The local coffee shop has poetry readings Wednesday nights. Maybe I'll
go over tonight and share the beauty with them.

					- Jeff Vogel
From: small@turing.seas.ucla.edu (James F. Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ucla.rumor
Subject: Recipe for a twisted workout
Date: 28 Sep 92 05:28:47 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Distribution: na
Organization: Laserama: Programming and Civil Insurection Division


4 slices of Pound Cake (with a HEALTHY portion of powdered sugar)

1 walkman with headphones

1 tape of the Last battle of the Invid

PLUS, dream about hearing the music in your head the next day as you take
the canyons into school.


SHADOW FIGHTER 279er cleared for takeoff

-- 
DoD# 2024   -Aluminum that is . . .    | If it's good enough for airframes,
                                       | it's good enough for my EX-500.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.music.misc,rec.music.industrial
From: trimper@edsi.plexus.COM (Greg Trimper)
Subject: Re: ABBA Covers
Organization: Enterprise Data Systems Incorporated, Appleton WI
Distribution: talk
Date: Sun, 04 Oct 1992 05:17:50 GMT

osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:

>I just heard a cover of SOS by Man Without Hats.  And everybody has
>the ABBAesque EP by Erasure.  What I'd like to know is whether there
>are other ABBA covers by other people.  

I have a disk called "Abbaphonic" - The Royal Philharmonic doing most
of the big hits of Abba.  Quite a twist - and it does NOT sound like
muzak, as I thought it might.  

Greg Trimper   trimper@edsi.plexus.com
From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: i am losing my mind
Date: 2 Oct 92 16:10:53 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742

In article <1992Oct2.081909.29380@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
>i felt better about the car.  i decided to keep it.
>so this morning i went to the DMV and registered it.
>my plates are "PYQ 666".


Hmmm.  I am currently registered for a course named COMP 666
(also crosslisted as MAPL 666).  I am even planning to take
comps in material presented in that course.

Oh, my license plate number? "ZZS 727".



yong-mi
strange synchronicity
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 14:09:55 GMT

In article <1a8t6vINN5a9@uwm.edu>, grendel@csd4 (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
}In article <1992Sep28.224148.17024@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
}*In article <1992Sep28.161021.2820@Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:
}*>ANY fucking around with people's right to vote, no matter how
}*>innocent-seeming and playful, is hideous. Don't sell out your values
}*>to win the battle but lose the war.

}*<ding-ding-ding-ding-ding>
}*Ladies and Gentleman, we have a winner!

}*Sean, give this man a 12GHz blast from the horn antenna for taking
}*himself too seriously and thinking this is talk.politics.

}Reading this, I know full well what a certain future posting will contain.

You must mean something like

"Geez, Maggot "Butt-Ugly" Residue up there has been in my hook-kill
file for so long that the only time I see any of its tracings are when
they're followed up by somebody else, which thank Thoth happens only
rarely. 

As for thinking this is talk.politics -- is it posting through a
dental dam or something? This froup HAS been talk.politics for months.
That posting was my official giving up and going with the flow. 

Look for my article on "A Basis for Pro-Life in Libertarian
Metaethics" to appear here soon.


greg., angels got my red shoes after all
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 01:49:54 GMT

greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:

>"Geez, Maggot "Butt-Ugly" Residue up there has been in my hook-kill
>file for so long that the only time I see any of its tracings are when
>they're followed up by somebody else, which thank Thoth happens only
>rarely. 

You're welcome.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hauslabjoch Man
Date: 3 Oct 1992 18:02:24 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


Previously, spinoza@next03wor.wam.umd.edu (J. Skorecki-Weiss) says:
            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>The last well-preserved frozen type dude found was the one found near  
>Innsbruck (Austria). His head was bashed in a little, but there was n  
>mention of any foreign material being present in the anal canal.

 spinoza@next03wor.wam.umd.edu -- anagram (@=s)
**********************************************
   Wow!  30 unmixed Pez, Nostradamus!!!
**********************************************


-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: sensitivity
Date: 27 Sep 92 04:14:53 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex


so andrew and i go for a walk, and he (of course)
has to feed his demon.  he lights up.  no problem.
there's lots of air downtown and there's a little breeze.
i stay upwind. 

i hang back at a music store (too late to terrorize)
so i can gaze enviously in the shop front windows.
andrew enters the recessed entryway to see what's up. 
i point at various instruments and begin to cough 
violently.  i run back out to the sidewalk.  "that
from my smoke?  in there?"  he says, following.
i nod, still coughing but clearer.  "did you ever
think of working in a coal mine?  or maybe testing
cosmetics?  or tasting wine?"

"well, just don't get me within 500 feet of a perfume 
counter..." i mutter, hanging a sign that says "canary"
around my neck.

i should have sung him a few bars of
"i am a SENsitive ARTist"...


chaos

we now return you to gooley's never-ending quest for odorless hand soap! 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@loki (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Love/Hate
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 04:48:45 GMT

Jeff Carroll (jcarroll@ferris.cray.com) wrote:
: In article <1aef2mINN1dh@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
: >In article <annie.0352@canetoad.UUCP> annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie) writes:
: >*	I hate my job
: >*	My job I hate
: >*	If things don't change, I'll
: >
: >Masturbate?
: >Defenstrate?
: >Titrate (those nitrates)?
: >Celebrate?
: 
: fornicate.

Mediate?
Try not to hate?

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"And when the thunder breaks, it breaks for you and me."
   ---This Mortal Coil
Current Album--She's Having A Baby Soundtrack
Current Read--Nicole Luiken:Running On Instinct
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: The wages of advertising are death
Date: Tue, 06 Oct 92 01:59:05 EDT
Organization: The Screen of Blackness

In article <1992Oct4.063706.20321@terminator.cc.umich.edu> ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>A "GOOD HAND" HELPS YOU SUCCEED
>
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>ONLY 10 cents       Alphabets.  COMPLETE SET $4.50. Ask for
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A mere bagatelle, compared to something I spotted on the back cover
of last Sunday's USA Weekend.

[Left column, next to a photo of a smarmily sweet child doll with
 his pants around his ankles]

   "An adorable new porcelain doll
 by Elke Hutchens capturing
 a special moment in the life
 of a little boy.
   "There's nothing more appealing than a young
 child trying to be grown up.  Sometimes it takes
 every ounce of determination a little tyke can mus-
 ter... but it's worth every bit of the effort just to see
 Mommy and Daddy so proud.
    "Now, one of America's most highly regarded doll
 artists, revered for her ability to portray the emo-
 tions of young children, shows us 'growing up' like
 no other artist can.  _Brian_, by Elke Hutchins, cap-
 tures the earnest concentration of a small boy 
 trying so hard to be grown up -- and realizing that
 it's not so scary after all!
     "_Exceptional personality and realism._
    "The minute you see _Brian's_ winsome face and the
 wishful expression in his big blue eyes, you'll rec-
 ognize Elle Hutchins' magical ability to evoke the
 innocence and sweetness of young children.  Just
 look at the way he's sitting, with his little mouth set
 and his chin cupped in his hands.
    "_Brian's_ posable head, hands, and legs are defined
 in fine bisque porcelain.  Then, his facial features
 are lovingly hand-painted to complement his shin-
 ing blond hair.  His cute blue and red play outfit is
 hand-tailored of soft knit fabric.  As your assurance
 of authenticity, he is inscribed with the artist's
 signature."

Yup, it's another winsome child doll from our pals at the Franklin
Mint.  The training potty is included at no addtional cost.

ljd
only four monthly installments of $18.50 - order now!
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: maternal pride, etc.
Date: 6 Oct 92 14:08:33 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1aqn9kINNo9s@uwm.edu>, terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
> 
> Well, what the fuck. Got stuff in my dir that wants to be SHARED.
> 
> I don't know what she said but I saw how she said it
> He shrugged his shoulders, looked at her, said just forget it
> He turned around and walked away, she walked towards me
> We've never met but I know I have her sympathy
> I've been there before and I'll been there again
> I'd give anything to be like her 'cause
>   I want to be just like that
>   I want to feel greed
>   I want to have a heart that bleeds
>   I want to lose someone that I really need
>     I want to be someone in danger
>     I want to be somebody's stranger
> 

You're a real romantic, aren't you.  Don't you think sub-Dire Straits
songs are a little bit too much, though?
Plus the fact that songs that rime are reely unqool thees days.

Jason
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: "Chopper" Loyola on kinky sex
Date: 5 Oct 92 18:39:42 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

"You wouldn't enjoy it as much if nobody thought it naughty."

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Threes")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I hate rec.humor.funny
Date: 2 Oct 92 16:09:08 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


    I went downstairs to speak with Helen Anderson about documentation.
The first thing out of her mouth was ``Oh, I saw your joke on
rec.humor.funny.''

``You did?  Was it funny?''

``I thought so.''

    ``rec.humor,funny is where I send all the things that are too stupid
to post to talk.bizarre, because I know Brad Templeton is such an idiot
that he'll post anything as long as he hasn't heard it before.  What was
it?''

    ``It was `I've trained my dog to salviate whenever Pavlov comes over
for tea.' ''

``Jesus.  You should see what I've trained him to do for B.F. Skinner.''

--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Macao meow
Keywords: Another true story...first dogs, now cats
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 01:48:33 GMT

In article <1992Sep25.151426.21082@clipper.ingr.com> kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos) writes:
|Officials in Macao stopped an automobile today and in the
|trunk found the bodies of 100 headless cats...
|
|I can't help but wonder where the heads are...
|But after the dog incident in South Korea, one
|can't help but wonder if there isn't a
|conspiracy behind it all...

The cats' heads are probably at the mental hospital in Argentina
that was selling organs from patients, whether or not the "donor"
had died....


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"When we talk...7% of communication is conveyed by meaning of words, 38% from
intonation, 55%...takes the form of visual cues." John Walsh, Compression Labs
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Road trip
Organization: Not for you to know
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 03:24:10 GMT


the train was nice, and getting off the train was nicer.  mjd met me
at the station, and we took a taxi to his apt., where a student was
waiting outside the door.  since the question was about curses in
c++ i let myself into the apartment while mjd politely tried to
tell the kid to fuck off.  he left after getting half the answer he
wanted, and mjd phoned rigler at his hotel, where he was staying for
a conference on somedamnedthing.  rigler and mjd argued about who
was going to pay for the rental car and i dug out a mason jar of
yellow homegrown and a waterpipe out of my bags and assembled it on 
the coffee table.  mjd got off the phone and said that we had about an
hour before rigler would arrive, which he deemed long enough to
christen the device.  he put water in the first chamber, chilled red
wine into the second and everclear ("we're damned lucky that
pennsylvania hasn't banned this stuff yet.") in the third.  damn if
the painting on it doesn't transform when you're high.  rigler
arrived while we were trying to air out the room, and said that he
wanted a hit too, so mjd put only water into the chambers and
repacked the bowl.  the smoke was smooth and cool, yet without the
bite that the everclear allowed, but the wine was in my belly and
the grain alcohol in mjd's and we didn't want to use up all the
party supplies in the first evening.  since rigler was the closest
to sober, he was in charge of procuring the car and food.  the car
was from rent-a-wreck, but it worked okay, and the food was denny's
(which has no vegetarian menu at all, unless one enjoys grilled
cheese sandwiches).  the last thing i remember was melting the
crystal meth over a candle set up in the back seat.  rigler's
buddies in the chem department know their shit, and special thanks
to markian for the fresh needles he had left after his last visit; 
we believe in safe shooting as well as safe sex in these enlightened 
times.  the next thing i knew, i was on the train returning, wearing
a longsleeve shirt in a car with its heater running full bore,
halfway through composing a thank-you note to sandoz labs.

AjD
all these things
happened, no lie.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Teen Talk Rush Limbaugh Dolls
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 15:37:59 GMT


a big controversy hits usenet when it is discovered that one of the
Teen Talk Rush Limbaugh doll's {tm} catch phrases is:

"Hey fans, cross-post stuff about my show to lots of other newsfroups."

it also says "Reality class is hard"
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:  Tsk, tsk class  (was: Re: Rictus Hep Is Unintentionally Ov
Date: Sun,  4 Oct 92 12:48:23 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <1992Oct1.123632.7946@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil><larne.035w@canetoad.UUCP
 > <pTjMr*va0@prolix.apana.org.au>

: In article <larne.035w@canetoad.UUCP>, Larne Pekowsky writes:
: > Grendel will be along shortly to hit you with a wooden stick.  Except
: > it is actually aluminum, and very, very heavy.

Dac:
: Heavy aluminium ...
: 
: I wonder if it's density changes with the thicky factor of the
: weilder?
: 
: Heavy boots, anyone?

Nice try. However, I feel you rather blew it. To whit and viz:

1. Just because Larne (all hail canetoad!) specifies two modifiers in
   the above, you automatically assume that they are causally related. 
   This is not a necessary condition, and the lie is given to it when
   we realise that if this stick were composed of, say, 5% of all the
   aluminium on the planet, it would indeed be "very, very heavy".
   See the latest X-Industries catalogue for details.

2. It is difficult to weld aluminium, and impossible to weild it.

Those boots are made for walking, kid.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: aaron@helios (Aaron Humphrey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: History time
Date: 6 Oct 92 14:13:48 GMT
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

St Theresa of the Net (terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu) wrote:
: In article <BvME0z.1I7@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
: >1 October 1987 is the date of the last talk.bizarre post by The Bonehead.
: >It has been downhill ever since.
: 
: Ah, the bonehead. yes, someone even before gypsy so she could not revere
: him.
: 
: A few months ago i was going through other peoples' directories and found
: this:
: 
: 
: From uwmcsd1!uwmacc!uwvax!rutgers!sri-unix!sri-spam!ames!ptsfa!ihnp4!alberta!tim Thu Sep 10 13:31:46 CDT 1987
: Article 4285 of talk.bizarre:
: Path: uwmcsd1!uwmacc!uwvax!rutgers!sri-unix!sri-spam!ames!ptsfa!ihnp4!alberta!tim
: >From: tim@alberta.UUCP (The Bonehead)
: Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
: Subject: A Day in the Life of Bonehead
: Message-ID: <432@pembina.UUCP>
: Date: 23 Jul 87 09:58:34 GMT
: Organization: The New Family Home
: Lines: 101
: 
: 
:   A day in the life of Bonehead

[Post deleted for brevity]

This guy sounds cool.  I wonder if he's still in Edmonton.

"tim@alberta.UUCP", eh?  That gives me a place to start.  "Excuse me, sir, is
your name Tim?"  "Would you by any chance happen to be the Bonehead, of talk.
bizarre fame?"

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"I'm a few bricks short of a load, but a full load always hurt my back."
   ---Barenaked Ladies
Current Album--Spirit of The West:Labour Day
Current Read--Nicole Luiken:Running On Instinct
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Subject: Re: gooley == carasso ?
Organization: Computer Services Centre, Australian National University
Date: 26 Sep 92 11:44:39 GMT

carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:

>I believe that gooley is has assumed my culture and background, now
>that I have retired from the net.  Note:

well the last time (or was it the time before that) you lost net access
I was trying to talk a friend of mine into giving you an account (his
response was basically 'fuck carasso').

but seeing how much your posts have improved since you lost access this 
time, I see how wrong I was.

josh
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: SSC
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 13:53:42 GMT

Sometimes I wish I *were* the last man on earth, just to see if all
those women were lying.



-- 
ben                                     fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

"A tight bunch of bastards who want to win while loving each other"
- Dave Hasbrook, about the Indiana Ultimate team
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Re: New Game: Find the Thematic Connection
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 23:38:40 GMT

wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf) writes:
# kimy@eng.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
# >_Willow_ and _The Last of the Mohicans_.
# >--
# >yong-mi
# >try a direction other than "men in tight pants"
# 
#  Women with austere faces and big lips?

Actors with ordinary physiques put through grueling torture so that
they can spend the length of a feature film reinforcing the idea
that the only thing that makes a man worth more than his weight in sea
water is a fine set of pecs and cool hair.

At least I don't have trouble believing it was Day-Louis's real hair.


-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

Has the hair.
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: KENTUCKY SODOMY BAN KELD UNCONSTITUTIONAL
Date: 27 Sep 92 06:02:26 GMT


Frankfort, Ky, Sept. 25 (AP) -- The Kentucky Supreme
Court struck down the state's anti-sodomy law on
Thursday, ruling that privacy rights should apply to
homosexuals.
	--New York Times National Section Saturday September 26, 1992

The following information was provided for the benefit of the talk-
bizarre oldbies, who I am quite certain will benefit from this ruling.

...carasso
From: takkyon@dartmouth.edu (Dr. Tachyon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: satanism
Date: 6 Oct 92 06:38:26 GMT
Organization: PsiLords of Takis Health Club and Massage Parlor
X-Useragent: Diamond Mask v2.7b5


In article <1992Oct1.071426.24443@cs.rose-hulman.edu>
waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith) scribbles:
>
>In order to ward off Curtis and his gang of homeboys, I want to make a
>disclaimer here and now.  I do not have any dealings with this being you 
>call Satan, and no, I don't know his phone number, so quit asking.

but do you have his fax line number?

or better yet, his email address?  

i can see it now...lucifer@wracking-agony.hell.org.

	-- dt

--
"I find love songs odious."
			-- michael stipe