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From: dmp@gasco.uucp
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ggbj
Date: 19 Nov 92 00:57:42 GMT
Article-I.D.: gasco.1992Nov19.005742.17254
Organization: NNG, Portland, OR

>In article <1992Nov16.210658.21894@rat.csc.calpoly.edu>, >jsheldon@polyslo.csc.calpoly.edu (Juli "Ice Queen" Sheldon) writes...
>>In article <16NOV199214224311@rosie.uh.edu> inde7fw@rosie.uh.edu (Loftis, >Danny)> 
>>Huh???  What do you mean it doesn't exist??  I've heard the joke and it is
>>HILARIOUS!  Perhaps you are just as deprived as all these other poor people
>>and someone pulled the wool over your eyes instead of telling you the joke.
>> 
>>Now I just wish that I had a copy so that I could give all these desirous
>>jokesters what they crave.  Sorry I don't..  ;-(
>
> bullshit.  utter bullshit.
>  i happen to know that the joke doesn't exist and it never did.
>i'm not sure who you think you're fooling, but it sure as hell isn't me.
                                                           dan
                                                           inde7fw@jetson.uh.edu
> 

Does too exist!  I used to tell it when I was a kid.  But it's quite long,
and the punch line tends to make people want to beat you around the head and
shoulders, so I quit.  It's too long for me to consider typing it in...


Dave
                                                         
> 
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From: mayne@pipe.cs.fsu.edu (William Mayne)
Subject: Re: Yugo jokes wanted
Reply-To: mayne@cs.fsu.edu
Organization: Florida State University Computer Science Department
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 92 03:20:03 GMT

On my way home from work yesterday I saw a Yugo with two bumper
stickers advertising some guy's seminar on "Wealth Without Risk".
If this guy had such a great plan why was one of his followers
driving a Yugo?

Bill Mayne
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: usenet@oracle.us.oracle.com (Oracle News Poster)
Subject: Re: >> Other ways to say vomit..
Organization: Oracle Corp., Redwood Shores CA
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 23:02:49 GMT
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by an unauthenticated user
              at Oracle Corporation.  The opinions expressed are those
              of the user and not necessarily those of Oracle.

In article <1e86m3INNgk1@mercury.kingston.ac.uk> cs_d604@ceres (David Scutt) writes:
>aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine) writes:
>: 
>: all time favorites: Yawning in technicolor 
>:   Engaging in an involuntary protien spill (carlin)
>: -- 
>
>How about...
>	Puke
>	Spew
>	Emit
>	Chunder
>	Retch
>	Sick Up
>	Do A Technicolour Yawn
>	Park The Tiger
>	Yell for Ralph
>	Call Europe On The Great White Telephone
>	Make A Pavement Pizza
>	Have a School Lunch Re-Run
>	Air The Diced Carrots		(personal favourite :-7 )
>	Barf and Produce The Liquid Laugh

You forgot some of my personal favourites -
	Shout at your Shoes
	Drive the Porcelin Bus
	Boot
	Blow chunks
	Blow doughnuts  (Time to blow the doughnuts!)

Steven T. Black
(no .sig - you mean you don't remember me?)

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From: bane@spock.uucp (Cameron Huang)
Subject: Re: GGB Joke, Yes I'm actually requesting it.
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 23:28:12 GMT

In article <1992Nov18.190706.395@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman) writes:
>In article <1992Nov14.210756.15527@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> pact_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Blade) writes:
>>
>>	Well, the title pretty much says it all.  I'd like to see the Green
>>Golf Ball Joke, assuming that it actually exists.  Yes, I may have bad
>>taste.  My sysop may kill me, but I don't mind if it's before finals.  Could
>>somebody either e-mail it to me or repost it?  Thanks for any responses.
>>				Pete Schott
>
>I'd like a copy too, mail it to me at kurgan@choate.edu
>
OK, I'll send it to you... Hold on.

% /usr/lib/sendmail -v kurgan@choate.edu
Segmentation Fault (core dumped)

Oh, shucks!
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From: vincent@nb.rockwell.com (Bret Vincent)
Subject: Re: Bill Clinton jokes
Organization: Rockwell International
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 17:25:46 GMT


Actually, please post all Clinton jokes to alt.president.clinton.
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From: alex@cs.adelaide.edu.au (Alex M. Farkas)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Airline acronyms and names
Date: 16 Nov 1992 04:16:28 GMT
Organization: Adelaide University, Computer Science Department.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: alex@cs.adelaide.edu.au
NNTP-Posting-Host: heruka.cs.adelaide.edu.au
Keywords: torah

In article <27438@dog.ee.lbl.gov>, prem@prem.lbl.gov (R. Shirdi Prem) writes:
> 		QUANTAS   : QUeers And Nymphos Trained As Staff
		^^^^^^^
		No, it's QANTAS ...

EL AL - (Israeli airlines) Eve Licks, Adam Likes

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From: 2261as@gmuvax2.gmu.edu ( )
Subject: Re: New Car Announced from Ford
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, Va.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 23:16:34 GMT

How 'bout Dodge's slogan for the Viper.
"The Viper BITES!"

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kstrohm@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Kyle W Strohm)
Subject: Re: ... GET A LIFE (GGBJ) ...
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 02:21:24 GMT

In article <1992Nov18.180704.9883@bcrka451.bnr.ca> isupstud@bnr.ca writes:
>
>Whoever posts these damn things have got to be the most boring, lame people
>in the world.  Do you not have a life... Do you need to post useless things
>in the rec.humor newsgroup?  My "KILL" file is getting huge.  I thought that
>the fact that this newsgroup is called rec.humor meant that anything posted
>here would be somewhat funny.  These are by far the stupidest things I've read
>and I am wondering what kind of life you guys have if you have nothing better
>to do then clutter the newsgroup with pathetic attempts at humor (if that's
>what you call it).  Why don't you start up another newsgroup called
>rec.pathetic.users and post all the damn comments you want!  The only possible
>explanation for this is if you have the mentality of a pre-schooler and don't
>know any better!  blah...blah...blah

Hey, maybe he knows the joke.
>
>Todd Strilchuk:
>
>    isupstud@bnr.ca
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From: ronaldd@cbnewse.cb.att.com (ronald.h.davis)
Subject: Re: The Real GGBJ posted, finally!
Organization: AT&T
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 20:02:24 GMT

>In article <16100061@hpsad.sad.hp.com> marsh@hpsad.sad.hp.com (Marshall Ward) writes:
>>
>>The joke is............
>>ON YOU!  There is NO GGBJ!
>>IT DOES NOT EXIST!  
>
i know the joke does exist because i posted it a year ago on april 1.
even if i hadn't been the one to post it would still be obvious that
this statement is ridiculous.  i figure, this wouldn't keep coming up
if there weren't something to it.  don't you think???


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Subject: Re:  999,999,999 Green bottles
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 11:08:25 PST
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

mgupta@eng.clemson.edu writes:

> In article <19934.2b07c212@ul.ie> 9111298@ul.ie writes:
> >In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcot
> >> In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew 
> >>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc
> >>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S 
> >>>>
> >>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
> >>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
> >>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
> >>>>>they'd be....
> >>>>
> >>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> >>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
> >>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
> >>>>they'd be...
> >>>>
> >>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> >>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
> >>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
> >>>they'd be...
> >> 
> >> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> >> 999,999,996Green bottles hanging on the wall
> >> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
> >> they'd be...
> >> 
> > 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> > 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> > And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
> > there'd be...
> >
> >999,999,994 Green bottles hanging on the wall
> >999,999,994 Green bottles hanging on the wall
> >and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
> >they'd be....
> >
> 999,999,993 Green bottles hanging on the wall
> 999,999,993 Green bottles hanging on the wall
> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
> they'd be....
>  
>                                  
> 							Manu.

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From: isupstud@bnr.ca (Todd Strilchuk)
Subject: ... GET A LIFE (GGBJ) ...
Reply-To: isupstud@bnr.ca
Organization: have none!
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 18:07:04 GMT


Whoever posts these damn things have got to be the most boring, lame people
in the world.  Do you not have a life... Do you need to post useless things
in the rec.humor newsgroup?  My "KILL" file is getting huge.  I thought that
the fact that this newsgroup is called rec.humor meant that anything posted
here would be somewhat funny.  These are by far the stupidest things I've read
and I am wondering what kind of life you guys have if you have nothing better
to do then clutter the newsgroup with pathetic attempts at humor (if that's
what you call it).  Why don't you start up another newsgroup called
rec.pathetic.users and post all the damn comments you want!  The only possible
explanation for this is if you have the mentality of a pre-schooler and don't
know any better!  I'm sorry for posting this here, but hopefully it will cut
back on the number of useless posts.  To anyone who wishes to comment, be
mature enough to email it directly to me rather than post it and waste more
space then you already have.  Save the rec.humor newsgroup for people who
actually wish to post jokes.
-- 

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	isupstud@bnr.ca
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From: jsouthar@scott.skidmore.edu (james southard)
Subject: Re: Lots o' pick up lines
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 06:13:40 GMT


Then there's always the line that works when you're building or
taking apart a set(theatre).

Pick up a screw that you are using
Go over to an attractive girl and say:
"Wanna screw?"

Just being helpful

Boffo the wonder slug
From: thore@colargol (thore)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Green Golf Ball Joke
Organization: Colargol, Trondheim College of Engineering
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 14:56:48 GMT

Doug Hewko (doug.hewko@synapse.org) wrote:
: From: doug.hewko@synapse.org
: 
: 
: In message <1992Nov14.044635.1588@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, LOBO says:
: LO.  Would somebody email me the Green Golf Ball Joke, I've necer seen it and
:   .would like to find out what it is about.
: 
: Me too please! My e-mail address is: doug.hewko@synapse.org
: 
:                Doug
: ---
:  . 1st 1.01 #574 . Virtue is like a rich stone, best plain set. (Bacon)
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Does it exist or is it just all a joke. If it do exist, please mail one to
too. thore@edb.tih.no
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From: ctrexp2@caa.mrs.umn.edu
Subject: WARNING about More Python and even more python!
Organization: University of Minnesota, Morris
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 23:06:46 GMT

	THEYRE HUGE.  so be expecting it.  I warned you.
From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sand in the Vaseline...
Date: 23 Nov 92 13:12:01 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov23.014735.17735@Princeton.EDU>, datepper@phoenix.Princeton.ED
U (David Aaron Tepper) writes:
>
>       I was reading this book called "No Lesser Plea" (don't know the
>author) when there was a reference to an extremely obscene (but funny!)
>song. It was sung to the tune of the "Wabash Cannonball" and the chorus
>went like this:
>
>       Don't put sand in the Vaseline or you'll hurt the one you love.
>       Sandy Vaseline will make chicken croquettes of your little
>            turtle dove
>       So be real kind and gentle, and use a velvet glove,
>       But don't put sand in the Vaseline or you'll hurt the one you
>            love.
>
>       Anyone know this song?

I think this may be an actual song by the Talking Heads, I heard a radio
station where I live mention a song called sand in the Vaseline by them.  If
this is correct promise not only not to mail me the ggbj, but not to bring the
whole sordid ggbj affair up again
>
>Tep
>E-mail me for the ggbj--yes, I _really_ have it!
>--
>I'm too sexy for meiosis.
>
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Subject: THE GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE!!!!!!!!
From: Ryan Kearns <RK0VSANU@MIAMIU.BITNET>
Date: Friday, 20 Nov 1992 12:38:36 EST
Organization: Miami University - Academic Computer Service

Alright, let's cut the bullshit.  There have been many posts requesting
the infamous Green Golf Ball Joke,some posts stating that it doesn't exist,
and worse than anything, people sending in "wanna-be" Green Golf Ball jokes.
 
I have the REAL, the ORIGINAL, UNCENSORED, UNCUT, RAW, NASTY version of the
Green Golf Ball Joke.  And I'm gonna lay it on ya:
 
Two golfers, Herbert and Bruce, were about to enjoy a beautiful day out on the
ol' links.  They had risen at the crack of dawn, ate  a huge breakfast at the
country club, met a fine little waitress named Peggy, and were approaching the
first hole, a little par four, 340-yard dogleg left.  Bruce fumbled in his
bag when they arrived at the first tee, attempting to locate a Titleist,
a Pinnacle, or anything he could get a hold of.  However, his search proved
futile; he came up with only tees, divot-repair tools, and old scorecards.
 
"Say," remarked Bruce.  "I don't have any balls."
 
Herbert gazed upward at the clear blue sky, breathed deeply, then turned his
attention to Bruce and said, "Well, I guess I could let you borrow one of
mine.  But..."
 
"But what?" inquired an inquisitve Bruce.  "I really don't care what type
of ball it is.  Anything will do."
 
"Well, the thing is...my balls are green."
 
"Green?!"
 
"Yeah, I know it's a little funny.  I can't help it, though."
 
"Fine," said Bruce.  "Green will do."
 
And with that, Herbert removed a small razor balde from his pocket, reached
into his trousers, and performed a small operation.  He than handed Bruce
a shriveled, bloody-green testicle.  "It's the best I can do."
 
"It'll play," remarked a cheered-up Bruce.
 
And, the funny thing is...he ended up breaking par!
 
 
-------------
Ryan "I assume no right for the content of the GGBJ; I am just retelling it"
Kearns
 
"Go tell your friends!"
From: mlxh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Michael Howard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: GGBJ
Date: 20 Nov 92 14:27:51 GMT
Reply-To: mlxh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Michael Howard)
Organization: Laboratory for the Foundations of Computer Science, Edinburgh U


 I posted the GGBJ about the vicar and the tart, but have heard there was
another one!  could some1 please send me? <and the bast. operator from hell :->

 I assume there *IS* another version?

ta.


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From: johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson)
Subject: Re: *** IMPORTANT DISCOVERY ***
Organization: Spectragraphics Corporation
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 21:23:48 GMT

In article <1992Nov13.210911.3086@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> knaggs@cps.msu.edu (Scott A Knaggs) writes:
>"Will you do anything for me?", I asked. "Yes", was your answer. I asked you
...nonsense deleted...

Since when did Michigan State University allow gradeschool kids in and
give them accounts?
I suspect somebody left his terminal logged in again.

OBJ: Predestination was doomed from the start.

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From: gckchin@ntuix.ntu.ac.sg (Kelvyn Chin)
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Organization: Nanyang Technological University - Singapore
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 12:13:23 GMT


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you're right, fellas, it IS the funniest thing i've read
*ever*!! To all those who emailed me, thanks TONS !!!

;) ;) ;)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: -->ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES<--
From: <KANTOLA@NDSUVM1.BITNET>
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 14:00:48 CST
Organization: North Dakota Higher Education Computer Network

     Help!  I need messages, either outgoing or incoming.  We have that
overused ,"Hello...Hello... let me check... he's not here, nobody's here."
message.  It still works (sometimes even multiple times on the same person)
but I'm really getting sick of it.  I also need some funny stuff to put on
other answering machines.  Thanks in advance!
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: "frank rosenbaum" <frank.rosenbaum@execnet.com>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: chicken..chicken...chicke
Date: 13 Nov 92 17:24:59 EST
Reply-To: "frank rosenbaum" <frank.rosenbaum@execnet.com>
Distribution: rec
Organization: Executive Networks Information


HAIn article <92300.081621EKI100#psuvm.psu.edu>, EKI100@psuvm.psu.edu (Emily Inglis) writes:
|> I am looking for any "Why did the chicken cross the road" jokes.
|> For anyone who knows any, please post them to rec.humor!
|>
For Fowl Reasons.

               Frank
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From: Darren.Hanson@f271.n103.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Pickup Line List wanted!
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 22 Nov 92  19:45:00

 >>>Here's some that I've heard:
 >
 >    "Hey, Come here often... You could with me."
 >
 >    "Hey you know that dress would look great on my bedroom floor."
 >
 >    "If I were to tell you that you had a great body, would you hold it
 >     against me?"   (Think about it)
 >
 >    "I'm new in town.  Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
 >
 >     If you happen to meet a chick while she is shopping for a new
 >     outfit? "Do you know what would look absolutely terrific on you?
 >     Me."

Corolary to the last one:
      "Does that look good on you? Why, I think you'd look great in
       absolutely nothing at all!"

Also, my favorite contemporary line is:
      "Hey baby. I'm HIV-. I've got the test results at home if you
       want to come over to my place I'll show you what I got...."
__                 __
\/  Darren Hanson  \/

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From: andrewb@lynx.cs.washington.edu (Andrew Berg)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Followup-To: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
Organization: Computer Science & Engineering Dept., Univ. of Washington, Seattle
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 92 01:24:57 GMT

Pontiac		-- Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Caddilac

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From: kap@eng.cam.ac.uk (Kevin A. Price)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: GGBJ
Date: 18 Nov 92 10:25:41 GMT
Organization: cam.eng

cstadba@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr C D Ward) writes:
>Somebody post the bloody joke so that it will cut down on the bandwidth
>although the grovellings are quite amusing.
>If it does not exist, then somebody MAKE ONE UP!!!!!!!!!!

OK, why don't we see how many different GGBJ's we can make up?

Ready.... Wait for it...........


GO!


Kev :)
e-mail kap@eng.cam.ac.uk
From: kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman)
Subject: Re: Test
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 22:54:24 GMT

In article <1e22coINNfi3@agate.berkeley.edu> alpet@ocf.berkeley.edu (Alex Petrushko) writes:
>This is a test.

If a small quiz is a quizzicle, then a small test is a testacle.  Obviously
you have none.
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