HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: I Am Not Making This Up
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 23:42:42 GMT

In <5050@balrog.ctron.com> mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
>In article <BuDw1H.GFw@irv.icl.com> dave@irv.icl.com ( Dave Hill) writes:
>>(Rob Dobson) writes:
>>> to me, of course, the term WAHOO is a heinous insult, equ. to BRAINLESS
>>> ASSHOLE SHEEP, but thats just me.
>>Yes, that's you all over:  Brainless asshole sheep.
>I mean, you could've at least gotten some decent mileage outa the "sheep"
>thing, rather than the _really mean_ "that's you, pal"  

Hey, if you're worried about whether or not you're getting enough mileage
out of your sheep, take it to aus.something or other and OUT of talk.bizarre.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: biggles@next02wor.wam.umd.edu (David "Dave" Smolar)
Subject: Re: Noah
Keywords: slinky
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 17:10:04 GMT

Curtis Yarvin writes
> Whenever I think of those times I remember Noah. > "D'ya know what old Noah's  
got in there?" he whispered.
> "Quiet, now."
> 
> We looked at each other.  Nobody knew.
> 
> "GOPHERS!" he yelled, and burst out laughing.  He infected
> us and we all broke down in a heap.  It was only when I'd
> sobered up a bit that I got the joke.
> 
> c


	Gopher wood comes from gophers.
	Monkeys come out of my ass.

		Any questions?

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From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: please continue
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 03:47:28 GMT

bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt) writes:
 nj
   rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
     aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
 
     We were severely damaged that weekend.  As civility disintegrated,
the fluorescent lights continued their insidious buzzing, programming
us all to bend our spoons into alien shapes.  The growing pile of
spoon-sculptures was now higher than the coffee table, and empty Equal
packets were strewn around in a manner that appeared to follow some
ancient, but recognizable pattern.  She kept us all drugged on some
kind of African musical concoction, the beat timed and tailored to the
human psyche.  Thank god--I don't think we could have stood it otherwise.
I mean,
 

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"What have I done to piss the gods off?"  ---Terence Trent D'Arby
Current Album--Indio:Big Harvest
Current Read--John Updike:Rabbit, Run
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: short sharp shock
X-Xxdate: Wed, 9 Sep 92 20: 56:52 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 19:50:03 GMT

In article <1992Sep9.174416.27850@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> MAC, mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu
oozes:
>Damnit!  I got the wrong one...  

Secret Service protection, CJ.  Now.  


And maybe some Raid for the pest.  Or an editor.


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Grafix 'R Us                                                  *Silverio in '92*
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Subject: The Sex Fritzis
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 02:17:04 GMT


Last night, I drew a picture of a punk version of Sluggo.  He, of course,
had "Nancy" carved into his chest.


Mark "Bushmiller Bop" Lippert
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Sushi Lover")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I'm not really sure what it means
Date: 9 Sep 92 15:24:53 GMT
Followup-To: alt.cesium
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: aankrom@nyx.cs.du.edu's message of 9 Sep 92 04:09:45 GMT


In article <1992Sep9.040945.9158@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> aankrom@nyx.cs.du.edu (Anthony Ankrom) writes:
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   From: aankrom@nyx.cs.du.edu (Anthony Ankrom)
   Newsgroups: alt.cesium
   Date: 9 Sep 92 04:09:45 GMT
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	   control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.


    Nobody mentioned Strontium 90! And what about Xenon 133? How about
   Xe(133)O3, my favorite explosive. And the isotope HAS to be 133...

   St. Anthony

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From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
Subject: And Still The Moon
Date: 9 Sep 92 12:18:19 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

Slowly I awake. I see a spotlight of sunlight seeping through the half closed
curtains. A mouse is doing a tapdance, dressed in top hat and tails.

Funny, It was a penguin last week. Hmmmmm.

I nonchantly glance at the clock (you have to be careful around clocks ) Its
half past six. I look away before I give myself away.

The kitchen looks like a very messy bomb has gone off in the middle of it (which
make it marginally tidier than the rest of my flat...I've had two break ins in 
since i moved in. The first guy left my a nice note and a video recorder. The
second guy only just excaped with his life. Serves him right for taunting
the clock)

I find a clean (reletivly, but is'nt everything ?) pan and boil some water. I
hear the cockroaches scream as I interupt their prayer meeting in the fridge.

Ah, there it is...behind the geletinous glob of green stuff.....an egg. I
take it out and hold it up to the light. My inspections proves that the
surface is free of suicide notes.

Later, I go for a walk to the cinema (I never go in anymore, the doctors told
me it was a bad idea) I spend fifteen minutes laughing at the "Coming soon"
poster. People begin to give me a wide berth. Good. They should be afraid.
Very afraid.

Suddenly I'm aware of eyes burninng into the back of my head. I turn quickly,
knocking over the little old lady who was'nt quick enough (her head makes a
unusuall squelching sound as it bounces of the pavement)

Across the road stands a kid. I can tell from the round glasses and the
sensible shoes that he's one of them. I pretend to tie my shoe and set off at
a sprint. A nearby pub offers refuge from the pursuit.

15 pints later I can see 3 of everything and have been rejected by 12 girls,
3 Scotsman but have got the telephone number of the Irish Gay Lesbian Save
The Lesser Spotted Angolan Terrier Protest Group. Its been a good night.

I leave the pub and BASTARDS..........

They were waiting for me. I trip headlong into the black night. I scream out
in incoherant rage and misery and everything goes black.



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| Misplaced Yorkshireman |                                                   |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade
From: sheph@wam.umd.edu (pale blue eyes)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 00:21:07 GMT

In article <1992Sep15.235620.952@en.ecn.purdue.edu> prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave) writes:
>In article <1992Sep15.205927.2984@wam.umd.edu> sheph@wam.umd.edu (pale blue eyes) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep15.052249.24179@en.ecn.purdue.edu> prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave) writes:
>>>In article <1992Sep15.033358.3372@wam.umd.edu> sheph@wam.umd.edu (pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Sep15.004033.22880@en.ecn.purdue.edu> prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Sep14.222829.29761@samba.oit.unc.edu> Roxanne.Coffey@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Roxanne Coffey) writes:
>>>>>>In article <Sep14.021145.78760@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>>>>>>In article <1992Sep12.015924.3677@NeoSoft.com> arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>>>>>>>In article <HANS.92Sep11105742@ravn.iesd.auc.dk> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>>>>>>> donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:
>>>>>>>>> >> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>>>>>>> >> But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>>>>>>>>> > Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>>>>>>>>> This must be the worst cricket match I have ever attended. 
>>>>>>>>Excuse me, but is this the way to the Galleria?
>>>>>>>Defending Kumquats and Kiwi Fruit are noble pursuits.
>>>>>>My musk ox has lost its way.  Will you check your closet?
>>>>>There used to be a time when I would kill a man for saying that.
>>>>i'm really looking forward to 9 october, are you???
>>>If I'm not mistaken, I think this one was ALREADY answered, miss!
>>but my dreams have been really perverted recently. 
>Reality WOULD be nice, wouldn't it?  Damn ... lost my mickey mouse watch ...
>:(
i did always think you looked good in black ... something black and skimpy.
 
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From: gmw1@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Gabe M Wiener)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: What I Learnt In College
Date: 12 Sep 92 00:58:45 GMT
Reply-To: gmw1@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Gabe M Wiener)
Organization: Columbia University

In article <1992Sep10.200544.11029@galileo.physics.arizona.edu> huber@soliton.physics.arizona.edu (Eric Huber) writes:
>macroeconomic and but the fish fish fish

We rehearse Tuesdays and Thursdays from 6-8 p.m.  You have to be able to
sight-read though.


--
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N2GPZ in ham radio circles        communication. The device is inherently of
72355,1226 on CI$                 no value to us." -Western Union memo, 1877
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (David Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: dac as the messiah
Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1992 02:52:20 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <Bu2LwJ.CyH@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca>, L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058 writes:

> I was so wrong before, I realize it now. Clayton wasn't just
> any shit eating mongrel scag from off the bum of the planet, 
> he was the king of the worthless, reptilian clench-dwarves.
> I feel so foolish, not having realized sooner.

Small newsgroup. Here I am, and there you are. Never the twain,
thank ghod.

Put all of your erudition into creating an article that contains
more than two paragraphs. Employ grammar for a change of pace.
Get a subject header that actually matches the contents of your
article.

Pull the rug out from under your own feet, and hope that you'll
concuss yourself into a coma, and wake up in the next millenium.

Dave Polewka would state:

L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058
****************************
tit 1058 - i.e. cross waffle
****************************

Dac
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From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My new toy.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 11:22:25 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (wink martindale) writes:
>HP ScanJet IIc
>I'm open to suggestions on fun things to try with it.

John Woods:
: Coat it with mayonnaise and use it as a frisbee.

Dress it up in expensive silk lingerie and suspend it from the ceiling.
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Buying a Car
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 21:48:22 GMT

dlee@usc.edu (ROGER DAVID CARASSO) writes:
>
>The car wasn't expensive, but the dealer demanded Bob pay thru the nose.
>
OH NO, ANOTHER SPATE OF NOSE JOKES IN THE OFFING.......

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: rwd4f@h00ters.tailhook.navy.mil
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Justice
Date: 9 Sep 92 17:49:21 GMT
Organization: Da Navy


JUSTICE: REGULAR, OR EXTRA CRISPY?

--
LCDR Robert Williams Dobson
Head, Super-Secret Mearness of Viscosity Lab and Beauracracy
Disclaimer: I speak EXPLICITLY for the Navy. Everything I say has
been approved by higher-ups.    Internet:rwd4f@h00ters.tailhook.navy.mil
From: pete@sst.icl.co.uk (Pete Bevin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confession
Date: 13 Sep 92 15:54:12 GMT
Organization: Bracknell Lonely Hearts Club (Society Flirt)
Originator: pete@jura

I went to the Last Night of the Proms last night, and when Dame Kiri te
Kanawa came onto the stage, I shouted, `Get yer knickers off'.

Pete "but she didn't"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu ('Ems Pirates)
Subject: Alister (part III)
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 05:49:59 GMT


I was in such incredible pain that I doubted Alister could do me any harm  
with his mild cigarette lighter. It would cool off soon anyway.

He raised the lighter to his nose and pressed the red-hot lighter against  
it. Hazily, I saw smoke arising from his face. He did not flinch, not even a  
slight tic as I had seen before.

"Who the hell are you?" I screamed, "Leave me die in peace!"

"It's not that simple, Carasso. You are quickly approaching Satan's Hollow.  
There, I will crucify you daily for what you did to me in the cave three  
years ago."

"What did I do? I have never done you wrong!" I cried, stricken.

"Perhaps you have forgotten during your anti-semitic movement and your  
persecution of non-caucasian nations and your violent rebuke of humanity,  
perhaps amongst all this you have forgotten the end to which you left your  
best friend."

I began to remember. "But it was just a joke!". I started feeling faint. I  
had dismembered his family with Alister watching, and then left him to die  
in Labyrinth Cave (Thought it was funny at the time)

[A joke! what kind of joke is that? 'bout as funny as a gut full of  
pinworms!]

I slipped away to the land beyond the river Styx. Alister was there to greet  
me. 

"We've got a lot to talk about," he said.

--
I've been raising up the Dead
And sending them to the House of Cain
    -Danzig III
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon)
Subject: short wondering confession
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 01:07:02 GMT


Sometimes I wonder if Jeff Davidson and John F. Woods are not the same person.

--
Uner kannt durch's marchenland
  -The Highlander (Kirgin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.politics.correct
From: biesel@javelin.sim.es.com (Heiner Biesel)
Subject: Re: Beating (was Re: RICHH: SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE)
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 15:49:11 GMT

lothie@syrinx.umd.edu (Lothie) writes:

>And what's more, I DO fantasize about being tied up and beaten by a man
>who's dressed as a liberal. 

>Now, do I wanna be punched, slapped, and kicked around....noooo, not 
>precisely. But I wanna have my nipples clipped and pulled every which
>way, my labia clipped open, my arms, legs, breasts, and maybe even my
>eyelashes tied up, and I wanna be slapped, pounced, lashed, flogged,
>and come on. Does THAT count? 

>You know what would be REALLY fun, would be to be cut with a knife, 
>and have the cuts saturated with alcohol and set on fire. But I'd have
>to be tied up REALLY well for that; I'm pyrophobic.

>But remember, if the guy's dressed like a Nazi, it's no go. *giggle*

Oh Lothie, so I'm not the only one who has this thing for Alan Alda
and a tire iron?

And what about midgets? Not dwarves, I'm up to my knees in dwarves,
but midgets, fat Lithuanian midgets, dozens of them dressed up as
dentists, various shiny chrome gizmos in their pudgy little hands,
probing, poking, drilling...  Aaahhhh....
.
.
.
Sorry about that, I've got it under control now.

Regards,
       H. Biesel
From: rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ISLAMIC WORLD NEWS (28th)
Date: 7 Sep 92 17:53:37 +0200
Organization: University of Cape Town

In article <0zknzzj.rdc@netcom.com>, rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
> imnet2@max.u.washington.edu writes:

[various slanted text removed] 

> ISRAEL IS A DEMOCRACY.  AND JUST LIKE ANY OTHER DEMOCRACY, YOU HAVE TO
> BE A CITIZEN TO VOTE.  ALL ARABS WHO WERE IN ISRAEL IN 1948 BECAME
> CITIZENS AND COULD VOTE.  ALL OTHERS FLED.

Note the punchline: "...who were in Israel...".  Didn't they kick a lot out,
and make life unpleasant enough for others so that they left, too?  Israelis
are about as democratic as South Africans, they just don't like admitting it. 
Talk to an Israeli Arab sometime.
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From: jkorty@hale.cts.com (Jon Korty)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade,comp.windwows.ms,misc.test,misc.misc,talk.rumors,alt.fl
Subject: Re: BILL GATES
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 08:49:26 PDT
Organization: Hale Telecommunications San Diego CA

dwdyer@polari.online.com writes:

> williamf@umbc5.umbc.edu (Mr. William Fox; ACS (TEL)) writes:
> 
> >In article <Suoivbo.28@yodel.anus.edu.au> Suoivbo@yodel.anus.edu.au (Arbez D
> >>In article <OSA.92Jun16001202@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simp
> >>
> >>>> Bill Gates for President!!!!!
> >>>Steve Jobs for Vice President!!!!!
> >>Lee Iacocca for National Security Advisor
> >Norman Augustine for Secretary of Defense....Amen
> Mitch Kapor for Secretary of Commerce
Jerry Farwell for Press Secretary!!!!!!!

HALE TELECOMMUNICATIONS - Public Access Node, San Diego CA 619/660-6734 HST
jkorty@hale.cts.com (Jon Korty)   13-Sep-92 at 8:51a
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 00:13:57 GMT

Blair P. Houghton writes:
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>Cadaverine.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
>)>>>>>>>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
>)>>>>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
>)>>>>>>>>Carasso.
>)>>>>>>>Countach.
>)>>>>>>Coup d'etat.
>)>>>>>Corfu.
>)>>>>Ceteris Paribus.
>)>>>Copycat.
>)>>Contrapositive.
>)>Crustacean.
>)Cruzeiro.
>Corazon, Que Can Eat It
Corozo, Je t'aime mon non plus.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Safe, legal rape
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 21:11:45 GMT
Keywords: sarcasm

gypsy writes:
>Kevin Schnitzius writes:
>>Ferchrisake, lighten up already.  Check the goddam keywords.

>anyway, it should have been obvious even to
>someone of your limited mental capacity that
>ata boy INTENDED to be flamed for that post.
>he pulled the string clearly labeled "Pull
>For Flame From Gypsy," the mechanical knee
>jerked, and the flame popped out.  that's the
>way things work in t.b.  anyone who has any
>clue at all knows exactly which bait to lay,
>and for whom.

It is decidedly newbie-ish to fall for the bait.  I nearly said *plonk*
but I figured that you possibly knew what you were doing...

>>What's with the knee-jerk responses around here?  Did it get renamed
>>to talk.bizarre.serious?

>no; i have simply taken it upon myself to
>ensure that it does not have to be renamed
>talk.bizarre.misogynist.  

Oh, so by flaming ata boy and calling all this attention to his drivel
you are single-handedly making t.b safe for women.  I'd have to guess
that every second-year engineering geek (<- male stereotype perpetuation)
to ever stumble across the net realizes that flaming the shit out of 
someone is the best way to bog down a news group and bring the subject 
to the foreground.

>shit, you guys think THIS is something.  wait
>till i really AM having PMS.

I am yours, quivering.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hmmmm
Date: 11 Sep 92 08:41:24 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
>
> he's been in france, you know.

It was hard to overlook.  And then he came back all mellowed out and
started telling us all those harmless anecdotes and quizzes about buying
food, whereas what I really want to know is how much money he spent in
the rue St. Denis and what happened to him when he walked around alone
at night in the rue de la Goutte d'Or or how he got involved with this
couple who were circling around Porte Dauphine in their car or whether
he got a second job as a performer at the Theatre des Deux Boules...


Hugs, Henry Miller
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu
Subject: Deep Thoughts
Reply-To: tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 13:19:28 GMT

Deep Thoughts
   by Jack Handy

Isnt it amazing that a whole family
can be torn apart
by such simple things
like a pack of wild dogs?

hehehehehehehe

Terry /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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      \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/  mommy, mommy, Im tired of running in circles
                          Shut up or Ill nail your other foot to the floor
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