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Date:         Thu, 3 Sep 1992 12:20:00 CST
From:         WILLIACG@SLUVCA.SLU.EDU
Subject:      Re: KrissKross

I happen to enjoy Babyface, and I don't think he has a weak voice.
Now Bobby Brown has a weak (but loud) voice. And by the way what do
you "allmusic people" think of the Houston/Brown marriage? I hear she's
even pregnant. What a Crock!!!!

C.G.W.J.
EAST BOOGIE, IL.
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>People ask me how i make music, i tell them i just step into it. It's
>like stepping into a river and joining the flow . Every moment in the
>river has its song. So i stay in the moment and listen.
>

Knowing that you like bluesy stuff, I'd guess Chuck Berry?

-Adam
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Date:         Fri, 28 Aug 1992 16:09:49 EDT
From:         Walter Keller <WK7@CORNELLC.BITNET>
Subject:      Jimi

Len: what Jimi said on that cut from Jimi in the West was, and I paraphrase
" I want you to all stand up for your brothees (that's how he said it) and
your sisters, and if you don't fuck you". So you see he was standing up front,
playing for the PEOPLE of this country, not the country itself, and he was
exhorting others to do the same, and in his own words if they didn't care
enough to sing out for their brothers and sisters, then fuck em. I agree.
But please don't misinterpret Jimi as being an all-pro flag waving 'merican.
He, like myself and many others of that time, wanted to protect and preserve
this country we were born or raised in, but sometimes you have to protect
it and preserve it from some of your other 'patriots' out there.

Flag waving nationalism, jingoistic 'merica love it or leave it' (and the
implied I love it more than you do and I know what's right) is totally bogus
and against any type of democratic style of discussion or government.

Jimi was ready to be a "Volunteer of America", as I was , and am, but the
type as put forth by Jefferson Airplane, that type of average volunteer that
won't take shit anymore, no matter what flag you wave in front of him/her.
I never left this country, and I never hated it, but I sure did and do despise
alot of the powers that be people that run the show. There is a difference
betweeen people who are patriotic to the human race, and the 'merican public
in local, and those who line up, sign up, re-enlist and go forth with star-
battered bangles in their eyes, and no clue as to why or what or how any of
it makes sense. When you turn your brain off everything becomes crytal clear,
and for some it's all red, white, and blue.

                                          'nuff said'  ...wck...
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Date:         Mon, 31 Aug 1992 18:38:09 CST
From:         JAVIER DE LOS SANTOS <AL282322@VMTECSLP.BITNET>

HELLO:


I'm javier from mexico and I've heard a lot about the lalapellusa concerts * I'
m not sure if I spelled right lalapellusa * but anyways I'd like to hear more
about it and who played there this summer ( I guess one of the groups was the
RED HOT CILLI PEPPERS  *awesome* ) I want to know when the next one is gonna
be and how much is a ticket for it, I'd like to be in one of those concerts som
etime ,  well c ya later

 javier.
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In a previous article, T9AA@SDSUMUS.BITNET ("The Truth ") says:

>Since you are posting bad country song titles, try "Here's a Quarter
>(Call someone who cares)"

  *zing!*   *pow!*

  (and other sound effects from the old TV version of Batman)

  Yes folks, he's out of the chute and ready to go: back from a fun
and exciting summer in the capitol of our gweat-and-tewwible country
(glad you missed that tactical nuke strike, btw), it's T9AA! Yes, it's
true. Some people call him Maurice, but those in the know call him
"Mr. Maurice," and for good reason (since his name is actually Dave).

  Since Dave's been away for a while, allow me to make the introductions.
Dave, meet the Armstrong fellow; Armstrong fellow, meet Dave. Dave is our
resident activist and all-round wild man. Dave, this here Armstrong feller
is our new country fan on the list. You might come to think of him as our
"country Ruxpig," since he seems to have as large a fixation on Billy RAY
Cyrus as the Ruxpugnant one has with Axl. 

  Sounds like the start to an exciting (and quota-bustin') Allmusic
season. Ladies and gentlemen -- start your engines.

  Jeff ("n.n.")

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From:         "alt.wasted.time" <TIFFANYDE@URVAX.BITNET>
Subject:      Re: Lollapalooza

>I'm javier from mexico and I've heard a lot about the lalapellusa concerts * I'
>m not sure if I spelled right lalapellusa * but anyways I'd like to hear more
>about it and who played there this summer ( I guess one of the groups was the
>RED HOT CILLI PEPPERS  *awesome* ) I want to know when the next one is gonna
>be and how much is a ticket for it, I'd like to be in one of those concerts som
>etime ,  well c ya later

Bands:
  Lush
  Pearl Jam
  Jesus and Mary Chain
  Sound Garden
  Ice Cube
  Ministry
  Red Hot Chili Peppers

Ticket price for D.C show:
  $36.00

I might be forgetting/getting something wrong, but my roommate is sleeping so
I'm not going to scrounge around for it.  I also have where they are going to
play, but see above
The top three bands (who played in that order) were IMHO by far the best.
There was also all kinds of cultural/political/side show/festival type stuff.

Massively promoted in the U.S. and not as varied as I had hoped.  Some raggae
or something might have been nice...

Perry Ferrel is behind it all and his new band was supposed to show up at a
few gigs.

The D.C. show was a TOTAL mud bowl, which was cool I spose.

Not nearly as good as the WHFeStivale.  9 bands for $6.00.  Included:
  They Might Be Giants
  Ocean Blue
  Wolfgang Press
  Soup Dragons
  Charlattans U.K.
  Catherine Wheel        - who were INCREDIBLE
  Manifesto
  Graham Parker
    - and someone else.....

later days and sunny rays,
                          D.T>
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Derek Tiffany          | TIFFANYDE@URVAX.URICH.EDU | URICH, cuz you gotta be
University of Richmond | djt0u@aurora.urich.edu    |<= djt{zero}u@aurora...
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 where every wish has come true
 and tired disguised oblivion
 is everything i do"
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From:         Russ Gelinas <R_GELINAS@UNHH.UNH.EDU>
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>   Why are you running the guitar through the PA and NOT the bass? In my
>experience, guitars are always loud enough, but basses need that extra
>punch from the big system. Unless your bassist has a rig bigger than the PA.

Well, the guitar is going through a single 12" speaker.  Not nearly enough
oomph, especially with a 3-piece.  The bass has a pretty good size cab,
2-15" (or is it 18"?), and through an old PA speaker with a bunch of 12"s
and 10"s.  So, yeah, the bass rig is almost as big as the PA.  If we play
big places, we might want the bass through the PA too, but for now, it's
loud enough (and then some).

>   We started out more than 10 years ago with an 8-channel board. Now 16
>channels aren't enough and we have to premix a few things. Come to think of

Premixing is a good idea.  The drummer has mentioned getting his own
six channel mixer, which then feeds one out to the main board.   It puts
the drum mix in the hands of the drummer, and makes mixing the drums into
the whole stew much easier.

Russ
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From:         Sonia Kovitz <skovitz@MAGNUS.ACS.OHIO-STATE.EDU>
Subject:      Re: Other types of music ("or "the beat goes on")
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              "Renato Barahona" at Aug 29, 92 12:15 pm

>
> Flamenco
>Smokey Wood
Jerry Lee  Lester Young
Joe Turner
Stones Grace Slick
 Question Mark and the Mysterians
 Joe "King" Carrasco
Ko
> ng) Where the Pyramid Meets the Eye
> 3th Floor Elevators
Butthole
> Surfers
> Bach's Brandenburgs
>

Renato, you have restored my faith in the human race.
   I propose we take this list plus what's on Dave's Desk plus every other
netter's
current heap and create a Ginsberg-Ferlingetti-type rambling ode which resident
alchemist ZZAJ
ROTCOD will transmute into solid gold

Sonia Underground Steak Queen
then
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From:         Rick <MMLRICK@UBVM.BITNET>
Subject:      Re: other types of music

Nathan --
    Assuming you want a recording of the Red Poppy ballet by Gliere, not the
    score, I found an entry in the Schwann Opus catalog (summer 1992).
    The ballet's performed by the Bolshoi Theatre Orch., conducted by Y. Fayer.
    Recorded 1963, but released on Melodiya MCD-202.

    It is the only recording of the complete ballet I've seen. There are many
    recordings of the Russian Sailor's Dance alone or of a suite from the
    ballet.
    Hope this helps.
    Rick
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T9AA sed:

>Since you are posting bad country song titles, try "Here's a Quarter"...

:YEAH, I enjoyed Henry's list (of underground artists) MUCH more!

ROTCOD ZZAJ

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From:         "The Chrome-Plated Megaphone of Destiny"
              <ALEVIN@RCNVMS.RCN.MASS.EDU>
Subject:      Re: Blind patriotism -- no OMC
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Leonard says:
>The Land of the free, so that means we can pray in schools now, can i pick and
>choose who i hire regardless, can i have a nativity scene in public,
>that's great news when did this land of the free start happening i've missed it
>My child can go to the school he chooses now, this is wonderful news
>BTW name an instance when the gov said you can't be gay or atheist I'll wait
>now we can fly the confderate flag now that we all have this freedom
>pick who we want in our private clubs this is great, thanks for the update

Leonard, now you are doing what you said others shouldn't do. You told us we
shouldn't bitch about the problems with the country. Let's stick to music, huh?
This will probably be the last week before the deluge (everyone goes back to
school and starts flooding AllMusic with talk about how, like totally way cool
Nirvana and Guns & Roses are). So let's not get into a war on politics.

-Adam
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From:         Sonia Kovitz <skovitz@MAGNUS.ACS.OHIO-STATE.EDU>
Subject:      re: ALLMUSIC confessional: secret loves and hidden desires
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              Malbuff" at Sep 3, 92 9:11 am

>
> I'll also say that I like most of Madonna's songs, especially from her first
> album before she got mega-famous.
>
>
> David
>

I just read your post and I have to say, I am more shocked at this moment than
any moment since I've joined this net.  After reading all your other posts, I
just cannot believe YOU like MADONNA!?

Please explain yourself--this is not a flame, just utter disbelief.

Sonia "goin up in smoke"
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From:         "The Truth (some assembly required)" <T9AA@SDSUMUS.BITNET>
Subject:      keep your hands off my double entendres

Ok, everyone... how about your favorite mandolin solo?

The "eric claption" lick on "Rider," by the Seldom Scene, "Live
at the Cellar Door"

>- Carol

Dave
t9aa@sdsumus.bitnet
I know you, rider, gonna miss me when I'm gone
Gonna miss your baby when his time has come
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From:         "Russell A. Potter" <rapotter@COLBY.EDU>
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Chris, interesting you should mention Paris.  IMHO, he's one of the sharpest
rappers around; his _The Devil Made Me Do It_ (Tommy Boy) is a one-man revival
of black nationalism -- with a carefully thought out political program matched
by excellent beats and mixes (Paris, I'm told, produces almost all of his own
tracks).  The videos were great too --- esp. the one for the title cut -- but
it was banned from MTV because it showed G. Bush and an actor dressed as Uncle
Sam in in 'divisive' way (as MTV out it).  There wasn't much press about this
(compared to the 'Justify My Love' to-do), but an old friend of mine, Rob
Caruso of Commotion Pictures, directed the video & I heard about it through
him . . .

I tend to agree about R&B -- today at least.  I agree with EPMD's latest
cut, "No Crossover."  But the R&B of the past -- James Brown's late 60's
and early 70's stuff, Otis Redding, Aretha Franklin -- now THAT was music.
Next to it, Anita Baker is just so much warmd-over potatoes ....

Russel Potter
English
Colby College
(rapotter@colby.edu)
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Subj:	SIGNOFF ALLMUSIC

From:	NAME: Henry E. Schneider
	FUNC: J745
	TEL: (713) 280-1775                   <SCHNEIDER.HENRY@A1@SSDHOU>
To:	WINS%"<ALLMUSIC%AUVM.BITNET@VM1.NODAK.EDU>"@MDCGWY@MRGATE,
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Please take me off ALLMUSIC.

Thanks,

Henry Schneider
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From:         "Leonard Watkins" <ISTS024@UABDPO.BITNET>
Subject:      Re: Guitar Solos
              1 Sep 1992 14:37:28 EDT from <SCOTH@WMVM1.CC.WM.EDU>

On Tue, 1 Sep 1992 14:37:28 EDT Scott Hammer said:
>Has anyone seen the current _Musician_ magazine?  It contains an article
>entitled "The 25 Best Guitar Solos of All Time" (or something like that).
>The author asked a bunch of guitarists to name their favorite solo.  Didn't
>get anything resembling a consensus.
>
>So, howz, about it ALLMUSICers?  What's your favorite guitar solo?
>
>By way of getting the thread/flameware started, I'll name three:
>
>Pat Metheny, "Unity Village"
>Eric Clapton, "Spoonful"
>Doc Watson, "Black Mountain Rag"

The allman bros would have to figure in here duanne allman
i always thought hotel california, life in the fast lane was melodic
which is rare in that type of music
Johnny Winter's 3rd degree is very powerful
any Steve morse eric johnson
lenny by SRV is really nice
Mark knoplers stuff sultans solo is nice
damn where do you stop
Hideaway by clapton,king..etc
Jimi no doubt

very interesting question
From: ujwb@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu (Jeff Beer)
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Date: 28 Aug 92 17:59:00 GMT
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In article <ALLMUSIC%92082810053094@AUVM.AMERICAN.EDU> ISTS024@UABDPO.BITNET (Leonard Watkins) writes:
>personally i'm not a homo-loving, baby-killing, godless , but i'm not a
>racist either and I believe reagan did a fine job and bush was fine too
>would you like to name a democrat who has done anything worthwhile in the

Hey, Kennedy nailed Marilyn Monroe.   That is pretty worthwhile.

Carter had some foriegn policy triumphs, such as Camp David, and the
Panama Canal.  ( I know some people don't call it a triumph, but it
gives right wingers a chance to say : when have the rooskee's ever done
that, give back land like we did with the Panama Canal. Of course, that
is a bit out of date too ) 

Jeff
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Well, fellow netters, I had NO IDEA Henry wuz gonna' post those reviews
on the net... since he did, let me point out one thing... Critical Mass,
L & Unborn Baby HAVE been totally remixed, as I realized that he
wuz right.. They sound MUCH better... I couldn't redo the one with H.
Mark Vale, coz' he's got the masters!  Also, many of Henry's reviews/news/
opinions show up in my little music 'zine, Improvijazzation Nation!  Look
forward to hearing from ANYONE who is interested!
From: larry@cs.com (Larry Spence)
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Summary: barely awake at ambient show
Date: 26 Aug 92 08:17:47 GMT
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In article <ALLMUSIC%92082413452996@AUVM.AMERICAN.EDU> S_YECK@TWU.BITNET writes:
>
>As for a concert, I have never been to one.  I'd like to go this year since
>they are touring once again, but they will be nowhere near where I live!  So, I
>may as well plan it in another 4-5 years.  I have a friend who will be going in
>October to see them play in Los Angeles.  Maybe I'll send some CD covers and
>have them signed!  I have heard that TD did a free performance in 1988 in the
>Dallas-Ft. Worth area and I heard that it was good.  But, I wasn't there
>myself, so I wouldn't know.

I saw this show; Andy Summers opened for them.  I had been on a work schedule
such that at the time of the concert, I had only gotten a couple hours sleep
in the last day or two, so I can't say I remember set lists, etc.  But it 
was fairly good.  They had a very well done light show, with lots of shifting,
slow changes.  The sound was about as good as can be expected from Starplex
(outdoor fascist amphitheater).  I have to admit that I liked Andy Summers 
more, if only because he injected a little personality into the proceedings
(his processed guitar was arguably even more ambient than TD, though).  TD 
was more seamless and efficient.  

-- 
Larry Spence
larry@cs.com
uunet!csccat!larry or sun!texsun!csccat!larry
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From:         Gary Hanley <ghanley@DG-WEBO.WEBO.DG.COM>
Subject:      Re: Friday follies
              at Sep 4, 92 1:20 pm

Derek reports:

>Lollapalooza - Lush rocked and The Jesus and Mary Chain were pretty good too.
>  Other then that, I was a bit let down.  Oh yah, the sideshow was cool.

	How about Ministy? Two guys I work with went and missed the Ministry
set, but they really went to see the Peppers. I wanted to go, but I had
already spent to much on concert tix at the time they went on sale. :(

--
Regards,
    Gary Hanley
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Sonia sez:
>Lil Miss Missteak Queen reviews FLOW:
[excerpt]
>giant chicken heads sucked into a drain
>oop one got caught
>oh no we're going down too
>fields of crinkling wet aluminum dollar bills
>messages sent by tiny mice from the Planet Droid (1955)
>1962 nightclub afterhours extraterrestrial cricket
>has fallen in pool of spilled beer under the bar
>hulking boogie man plods heavily up the Potemkin steps
>a small slippery creature follows him and mews for a drink
>evil bugs at a disco dance
>they get inspired, change from B&W to color
>girls in off-the-shoulder ruffles dip and sway in
>fibrillating electric breezes
>children's wooden ABC blocks bouncing through the Paris sewers
>the radio is dimly heard through the thick sweating walls
>yow a fight in Apt. 2C

Woman, didn't you hear the warnings about the brown acid!?!?! 8)
Stick to the mushrooms, you're tongue doesn't get as hairy.
Heehee. I think that's the best review of an album I've read in a long time.
Which reminds me... In this months issue of Musician, there is a little ditty
on reviewer J.D. Considine who has now been working their for 10 years. They've
reprinted his funniest reviews. While I don't agree with all of them, they are
rather hillarious:

Plasmatics: _Coupe D'Etat_
	Ever wonder what Black Sabbath would sound like with
	a chainsaw as a lead singer?
GTR: _GTR_
	SHT.
Don Johnson: _Heartbeat_
	Don Johnson sings as well as Glenn Frey acts.
Wetton/Manzanera: _Wetton/Manzanera_
	Asia Minor.
Yes: _Big Generator_
	Just say "no."
Johnny Hates Jazz: _Turn Back the Clock_
	Yeah, well J.D. isn't too wild about Johnny, either.
Sade: _Stronger than Pride_
	...and faster than Sominex.
Jason Donovan: _Ten Good Reasons_
	For those who found Rick Astley too manly.
Lee Atwater: _Red Hot & Blue_
	Come back Blues Brothers. All is forgiven.
The London Quireboys: _A Bit Of What You Fancy_
	False Faces.
Asia: _Then and Now_
	Later.
Vanilla Ice: _To the Extreme_
	Bum Rap.
Mannheim Steamroller: _Fresh Aire 7_
	An ideal choice for those who like the idea of digital audio,
	but don't care much for music.
David Lee Roth: _A Little Ain't Enough_
	Wanna bet?
Cher: _Love Hurts_
	Not this much.
Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch: _Music For The People_
	...who think Vanilla Ice invented rap.
Right Said Fred: _Up_
	Wrong said J.D.

-Adam
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