HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MY TERMINATOR FANTASTY
Date: 26 Sep 92 11:50:47 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Sep25.192938.7065@wam.umd.edu>, zedaker@next08wor.wam.umd.edu (Pamela Marie Weller) writes:
> In article <1992Sep20.012439.27569@ultb.isc.rit.edu>  
> adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu (A.D. Williams) writes:
>> 
> 
>> 
>>  I think it would be really neat to have one of those model 1000  
> Terminators
>> (the liquid metal one) programmed for home defense.  > 
>  
>  yea, that would be neat!
> 
> 		--"map"

Do you know anything else that's really neat or cool?

Ace
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I'm in Rob Dobson's killfile.  Oh, my!
Date: 27 Sep 1992 01:20:47 -0700
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu
Summary: Now you've made mine. Hope you're happy.
Keywords: 'Witch Hunt', Rush

In article <9209252214.AA00522@helium> dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
>Rob Dobson puts me in his killfile, and somehow thinks he's done
>something worth bragging about.
>Would someone tell the harmless putz I've probably been in more
>killfiles than anyone on the net, and more than welcome the drop
>off of responses from those unable to read, think, or conduct an
>intelligent discussion?
>I have a little list of killfiles I'd LOVE to be in.  Do some of
>you wankers and vacuous contributors need more explicit instructions
>than that?
>I'd be happy to share.

Now, Kunt <whoops> Kent.  If it's intelligent discussion you want, perhaps
you should try to stop the ad hominem attacks.  And i quote: 'wankers' 'putz'
'dullards' 'kneebiter'.  Who knows what else.

We gave you intelligent discussions.  We told you why your logic was flawed.
All you did was tell us that we weren't using precise diction, instead of
actually proving us wrong.

Your worthless little crusade against drugs in t.b was not appreciated.  Please
refrain from further attempts to redeem us from our evil ways.

Now Fuck Off [tm].

--

"We are not censors nor your mother."
              - Jim Pepin, Exec. Director, University Computing Services, USC

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: BonJovi
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 21:48:54 GMT
Summary: I don't really like BonJovi so cut the shit -- ha, ha

BonJovi has a new album coming out on November 3 and I have constant
diarrhea in anticipation.   Not that I could name any of their songs
or anything but the secretaries here are buzzing.

Easier than dieting but I feel like a character in a Gooley story.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Printer
Date: 30 Sep 92 21:46:17 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris


In article <BvEJu8.A6F@fulcrum.bt.co.uk>, igb@fulcrum.bt.co.uk (Ian G Batten) writes:
> In article <9209300053.AA03823@trystero.art.com> joe@trystero.art.com writes:
> > Our printers have boring names.  Most of the stuff on our 
> > network is either named after a Star Wars character or something
> > even more unimaginative.
> 
> Pah!  One network: we have the Catholic liturgy...
> 
> requiem sanctus kyrie agnus-dei gradualis gloria sequentia benedictus
> introitus offertorium gaudete communio credo
> 
> Another is doctor-seuss and all his friends...

ours is fruit (don't even THINK about it; and Oskoboiny, keep your f***ing
GIFs to yourself)

I wanted "persimmon" but our local net.god had them all prenamed.

I'm not unhappy with what I got, though.

Jeff Carroll
carroll@lemon.cray.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: Safety First
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.sports
Summary:  Bungee jumping, skydiving, hang-gliding, NOT
Keywords: softball, basketball, rock climbing, WAY
Organization: UCLA, Computer Science Department
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 92 16:11:29 GMT


   In the past three weeks, I've recieved three injuries in three different
sports.  For this reason, I've decided not to take up bunjee jumping at this
time.

				no further comment,
				John
-- 
v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-
    "Reality is a sandwich that I did not order."
			       Zippy the Pinhead (for president)
^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confession
Date: 2 Oct 92 23:04:01 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
I would really like to have an LSD flashback.  I keep 
listening to "St Elmo's Fire" hoping for one.  It would 
be transcendent and luminous and electrical and moving
and wonderful.  Just like the original.

Free fun, I say.

I would particularly appreciate it if it happened during
a product release meeting.  I consider this wish to be a 
sign of mental health.

---
c j silverio
From: inspecti@carnival.lbl.gov ()
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: you may now drink champagne for me
Date: 1 Oct 1992 14:31:03 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Reply-To: inspecti@carnival.lbl.gov ()
NNTP-Posting-Host: carnival.lbl.gov

vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>
> cj writes:
>   ---
>   I passed my motorcycle safety class skill test.
>   I am now a certified SAFE motorcycle mama.
>   ---
>
>you of course realize that, like second hand smoking, your life still
>depends on other people not being stupid.
>

no.
you see, riding a motorcycle is much like working.
it depends on YOU being smarter, more alert, and 
MUCH more clever than everyone else.


inspecti
you can't hit what gets the hell out of the way

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A hole in the road
Date: 28 Sep 92 14:49:35 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


Today as I was crossing the road I put my foot into a hole in the tarmac
and went flying.  An approaching lorry screeched to a halt. 

It was the orange truck from Lothian Highways Department sent top fill
in the hole. 

--Ken "We were just too late to save him" Johnson


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short triumphant haiku
Date: 28 Sep 92 22:47:41 GMT
Organization: The Screen of Blackness

In article <Bv7yDy.Dpw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>In <1992Sep23.224245.24535@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
>>after fifteen years
>>i will have a locking door
>>in my new office
>
>it will lock from the
>outside, and the air can be
>bled out in seconds.

Cherry blossoms fall
Eeek!  office decompresses
Jeff strangles, dying.

ljd
-- all good haikus begin with "cherry blossoms fall"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Short shameful childhood
Organization: finches armed with schwas
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 06:55:31 GMT


"'Mug," I said again, and the word sounded so strange that I
continued to say it, again and again, until I found myself losing
touch with its meaning.  This astonished me; it also gave me a vague
sense of unease.  How could 'mug' not mean 'mug'?"

-- Paul Bowles, _Without_Stopping;_an_Autobiography_ (1972)


AjD
"how could '/: drug debate/:j' not mean '/: drug debate/:j'?"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Dogs eating habits
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 08:56:29 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <1992Sep29.053441.15799@cs.rose-hulman.edu> waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith) writes:
>
>This was brought up before, so once again I reminisce.
>
>One day, while visiting some relatives, I was playing outside. I had to go
>to the bathroom real bad. So I leaned up against one side of the house and
>took a dump. I felt real bad, like I was going to get in trouble, but then
>help appeared in the form of the peoples' dog. He just came up, sort of
>sniffing at the ground, and began to gobble away at the evidence.

Ho hum.  Common behavior.  One can abet it by pouring cheap canned gravy
on the excrement -- canine or human.  In fact at least one netter gets
rid of dog shit from his lawn that way.

The subject line made me think that the posting was about dogs eating
the clothes off nuns.

Mark., mind those apostrophes!
m-gooley@uiuc.edu no more
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: haiku
Organization: UCLA, Computer Science Department
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 00:02:14 GMT

In article <74z--V-@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>-- all good haikus begin with "cherry blossoms fall"

  cherry blossoms fall
  they fall and fall and fall
  falling cherry blo



  john-san


Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:31725 alt.cascade:2107
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 26 Sep 1992 05:40:35 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cadaverine.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Carasso.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Countach.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coup d'etat.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Corfu.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ceteris Paribus.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Copycat.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Contrapositive.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crustacean.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>Cruzeiro.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>Corazon, Que Can Eat It.
>)>>>>>>>>>>Common Denominator.
>)>>>>>>>>>Caca.
>)>>>>>>>>Cacao.                       
>)>>>>>>>Cayman.            *************************    
>)>>>>>>Calypso.            bhoughto@sedona.intel.com -- anagram (@=u)
>)>>>>>Coke.                *************************
>)>>>>Cute.                     
>)>>>Cough up a hairball.
>)>>Cheradenine Zakalwe.
>)>Cher's labial tattoos.
>)Credo quia absurdum est.
>Cerveza! Uno mas, por favor.
Columbus (to God): "O, the Nin~a, eh?"
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Gooley Emulator
Date: 2 Oct 92 22:16:55 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.


Ok, let's take it one step at a time.

mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu:

       HI, EVERYONE!  MY NAME IS MARK C. FUNCTION AND I AM A COMPUTER
   SCIENCE MAJOR FROM WOBSBURY MASSACHUSETTS.

Look at this sentence...  Look at the words... SUGGESTS, MAY and AT LEAST 
PARTLY TRUE... All in one sentence that is being used to establish
a *FACT*?????  

   THE C IS FOR `CLOSTRIDIUM'.

The *family* is Lactobacillaceae.  Lactobacilli refers to the genus
of bacteria.  But... I think that you refer to family Enterobacteriaceae, 
the family that Escherichia coli (THE normal flora in the intestine) belong.
Lactobacillus is usually present, but *NOT* in large numbers.  If 
lactobacilli were present in large numbers, you would be in real trouble.

		   And for to se, and eek for to be seye

How does this conclusion come about?  By making a bunch of statements that
"create" the evidence and then drawing conclusions from it?



-Tom
tb,rec.food.veg,perfect,together
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Subject: Re: Perfect Pitch
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 06:03:26 GMT

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>
>Mark., corrupted by you folks

ah, early blame.

we're not finished with you, yet.


chaos

quick, close your eyes! 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: why this newsgroup was created
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 15:18:27 GMT

In <Bv71p6.CHL@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:

>I have no actual joke here, I just like saying the name of the city named
>Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden 

There's a town in Indiana named Beloit.  Why you would name your town after
the sound of a leaky faucet is beyond me.

Beloit?

-- 
ben                                     fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

"A tight bunch of bastards who want to win while loving each other"
- Dave Hasbrook, about the Indiana Ultimate team
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: pro and con
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 17:56:55 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Sep24.044626.8223@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>In article <19lblvINNal@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>>
>>I went to Zoom Cyclery.  They had maybe five women's jackets,
>>all of them size -3 or something.
>>
>>Then I went to Road Rider, which is a huge motorcycle parts &
>>fiddly bits shop in San Jose.  They had lots of women's jackets,
>>oh yeah.  Row after row of fringe-covered jackets with high
>>waists and round chrome decorative things.  Another row of
>>police style jackets, which are the kind with lots of zippers
>>and buckles, that I'm sure would feel just FINE when you landed
>>on them at 65mph.  
>
>you still try to buy things in women's sizes?
>why?  it's not as though that means they'll be
>shaped like a woman.  all that means is that 
>they are flimsier, more cheaply made, more
>ostentatious, and more expensive.
>
>m
>
>i bought a men's 44.  the sleeves are a tad long.  no big deal.


This is the difference between living in California, where leather jackets
are fashion accessories, and the east cost, where leather jackets will keep
you warm.  Here in the Boston area, the leather jacket industry is fairly
staid, with the styles being limited to bomber, motorcycle, or trench coat.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: thank you, oh anonymous donor
Date: 29 Sep 1992 15:21:48 GMT
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 192.26.79.24

---
I checked my SGI snailmail this morning.  I try to do this
once a month, or else my folder begins to overflow with cute
non-recyclable flyers from HR and my coworkers get annoyed.  
But this morning, my mail folder made me happy.  I found some 
incredibly sweet person has sent me two Dysfunctional Family 
Circus booklets.  

Thank you, whoever you are!  They're lovely.

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: guys you wouldn't want to date
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: HATE INC.
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 92 15:38:49 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <1992Sep29.201406.1416@newstand.syr.edu> hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu writes:

% In article <1992Sep23.140834.28517@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
% >  Lester.
% >
	
	(REPEAT DELETED)


			HEY!!
is there some reason you keep reposting all this shit. why don't you learn how 
to use your fucking newsreader on misc.test before respewing all this drivel 
without even including a moronic one line followup. you are wasting my oh so 
valuable time (right). please piss off and come back when you learn what n and 
f mean. 

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: CaneToad I Love You Utterly And Unto Distraction
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 02:46:57 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

O annie and your ilk!

What i have to offer is special and i am
in such a gracious mood that email
will NOT suffice...

i offer all@canetoad (whereEVER you are)
a FREE PINT OF BASS
and COMPANY TO BOOT
at my local

any time of your choosing.

you sweet things, you.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like S&K With That?                  | 
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: pro and con
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 16:59:08 GMT

In <gerald.717273013@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:
>gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>>pro:                                 con:
>>got a new sewing machine that        sherrill and jackie showed up on my
>>will make stitches smaller than      doorstep and insisted upon going with
>>the width of the thread and has      me to pick up the machine; on the way
>>a zipper foot and an extremely       they spend ten minutes bitching about
>>clever bobbin winder.                how mcdonalds doesn't put as many
>q. What's the difference between gypsy's sewing machine and a woman jogging?
>a. The sewing machine only has one bobbin.

Q]  What's the difference between Gerald Oskoboiny and a game of baseball?

A]  A game of baseball is not a festering sack of shit which posts stupid
    jokes on talk.bizarre hoping to impress all the other Neanderthals that
    he's a better leader than ata boy.

    There's some other differences, too.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith)
Subject: Cockroach on the wall
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 03:17:29 GMT


Last night when I returned to my room, I washed up and got ready for bed 
(well not really, I just like saying that), and I noticed a cockroach 
speeding down the wall between the toilet and the sink. Black rage took over
my controls and I began slamming my foot against the wall in an attempt to
squish the little bastard. Well, he was quick and agile, and crawled to the
bottom of the divider and started up the other side.
___________________
___________________|

I ran to the other side and started kicking my foot against the wall again,
but this time it was tough to get aim, because I had to reach under the sink
shelf. I tell you, this guy was quick, and he got behind the divider, in a
small dark place between the wall and the back of the divider. He sat on top
of the clamp which helped support the shelf.

_____________________^   ^  wall
divider              || ||
                     |o o| <-- roach
                     | - |
                     +---+  <-- clamp
  <-- me way over there  |
                     |   |
_____________________|   |

Well, the cockroach sat there in the little dark spot, with just his 
antennae sticking out slightly. I was angry and tried to get at him, but
didn't have the proper tools. I had to settle for a shampoo bottle, with
which I tried smashing the protruding antennae. This just served to warn 
him (her?), and it pulled all of its body into the crack, vertically.

Well, the rage was starting to subside, and i began to think - this 
critter's pretty damn smart! I gained new respect for it, and thought of it
as a thinking being. Well, I made a few more weak attempts, but couldn't 
really bring myself to make a full effort to kill the thing.

I decided to let you go. I told it,"You're free to go, little fellow," and
then left the bathroom, turning off the lights behind me. I whispered into
the darkness, "Just don't let me catch you again." No doubt, it probably 
won't. I'm convinced it might be smarter than some of the people I relate
with every day. Who else could have such a clear head in the face of such
utter destruction?

Yes, I've decided it ain't gonna be the crabs next, it's gonna be the 
roaches which inherit the world after we're through with it.
--
I like this stuff
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL)
Subject: Duelling Authors: H.P. Lovecraft vs. Jackie Collins
Organization: Rice University
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 07:49:36 GMT

......in summer, the beaches of San Tropez flash golden in the sun -- golden
sand, golden light, and the golden glow of the golden people.  Sarah was one
of these fair-haired children of privilege, and alas, she knew it.  Her easy
smile and carefree demeanor as she lounged by the lashing surf in a state of
near-total undress reflected her utter disregard for all things ordinary and
mundane.  She glanced up briefly as a shadow BLOTTED THE LEADEN SUN FROM THE
SKIES.  THE BIRDLIKE MONSTROSITIES HAD RETURNED, SOUNDING OFF THEIR PECULIAR
KEENING CRIES, AND THEIR GREAT, FOETID SWARM GAVE OFF THE FAMILIAR STENCH OF
ALL SERVANTS OF IY'Y'ULETH.  SOMETHING WITHIN SARAH'S BRAIN SNAPPED, AND SHE
FELL INTO A SWOON of the sort that only intense orgasm can bring.  "Ted...."
she breathed, and unclenched her sculpted thighs from about his waist.  Hair
glistening with the sweat of passion, Sarah lay back and lit a cigarette for
the two of them.  They lay together silently, still reclining in the languor
of their mutual bliss, and Sarah reflected upon the tumultuous events of the
past week.  Who would have imagined that Sarah, a Senator's spoilt daughter,
would get together with Ted, a Private Detective and part-time ZVENGALI LORD
OF THIS WRITHING PACK OF SUBHUMANS.  SARAH STARED, ENTRANCED, FROM HER NICHE
AS THE GYRATING MASS OF CAVE-DWELLERS LEAPT AND GAMBOLED INTO ECSTASY.  FROM
SOME DARK AND HIDDEN ENCLOSURE, A DEEP DRUM BEAT A PULSATING RHYTHM, DRIVING
THE DANCERS INTO REDOUBLED EFFORTS.  FROTH FLECKED TWISTED LIPS; CRAZED EYES
GLAZED AS THIS STRANGE CREW OF HOBGOBLINS DANCED A DANCE THOUGHT BY SANE MEN
TO HAVE BEEN LOST IN THE MISTS OF TIME.  BUT NO -- HERE, IN THIS OUT-OF-THE-
WAY PLACE, WORSHIPPERS OF UNFATHOMABLE HORRORS CREPT FROM SHADOWED AND SMOKY
boardrooms, where the fate of millions rested on the decisions of the potent
and wealthy.  This, thought Sarah, is where it all happens.  And I intend to
have it all.  Sarah's Papa raised winners and winners only -- no exceptions.
     Only two more hours, and Ted would have exchanged the doctored data for
the real information.  Then the board of RealtyCo would HAVE to agree to her
demands, and it all would be hers.  The very thought made her bubbly inside:
the wealth, the power, the LAST SHREDS OF HER SANITY TORN INTO RIBBONS...... 

HWRNMNBSOL
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Name cj's opossum
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 28 Sep 92 20:05:05 CDT



From: inc@tc.fluke.COM (Gary Benson):

> Ermintrude reminded my of my Dad's favorite: Esmerelda Permitude.
> Wajima is nice, but I think it needs a few more syllables: Uwajimaya.

i'm sorry, sir, but you have the wrong thread. "favorite supermarket names"
was last week. fortunately for you, only fellow Seattleites are likely to
recognize the triteness of your suggestion.

and we'll understand, since you spend so much time in Everett.
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