From: hammond@css.itd.umich.edu (Steve Hammond)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies,rec.games.trivia
Subject: Movie Quote Quiz 2.3
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Date: 19 Dec 1992 00:52:19 GMT
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Rules:
   All quotes are in alphabetical order by movie title.
   One point will be awarded for each correct title.
   One point will be awarded for identifying each speaking character in
       the dialogue.
   One point will be awarded for identifying the actors/actress.
   Half point Extra for any humorous answer.
   A _____ in a quote designates that a characters name was there.
   Minus a half point for each incorrect Character stated.
   Mail, do *not* post, the answers to hammond@css.itd.umich.edu.
*** Minus 10 points for returning the quotes to me ***

   Entries will be accepted through December 27th.
 
   please dont return the quotes or rules to me, I have seen them enough.


 1 Oh Thor, mighty god of thunder.
Who is this kid?
      You must be Mr.Dawson, right?
   Secret identity.

 2 No no no, don't tug on that.  You never know what it might be attached to.

 3 Ah come on.  You can not have sex with a Saab.  Its abnormal, and you 
   could get hurt.
I'm not saying its possible.  I'm saying it might be interesting.

 4 Congratulations Mr. Hobkins, that's the first poem to ever have a
   negative score on the Prichard scale.  We're not laughing at you,
   we're laughing near you.

 5 What's the matter Charlie?  Afraid I'd never come over without being
   invited first.  You're right.  Quite right.  Of course, now that I've
   been made welcome I'll probably drop by quite a bit.  In fact, any time
   I feel like it...with your mother's kind permission.

 6 Why are you such a mega-bitch?
Because I can be.  _______, why are you pulling my dick?

 7 When...when...when...when do I get to walk my line?
Go to hell.
      Your friend is blind?
         More or less.
      Then why the hell is he driving?
         Because he's the only one who's sober.  See?

 8 Gee, you sound terrific.  What'd you do last night?
I think I fucked a squirrel to death, and I don't even remember it.

 9 She, uh, she's got very long legs.
That's right.  They go from my ass all the way to the floor.  My legs
   True

10 Jesus.  You and I.  We can separate what's going on from what's going on.
   Now women.  Two sets of lips, one voice.

11 Tom, never let the law stand in the way of a good time.
You're gonna make a great lawyer, Craig.

12 What did you do to your arm?
I burned it in English class.

13 Y'know, Miss Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog or drive a car.
   Hell, you need a license to catch a fish, but they'll let any 
   butt-reamin asshole be a father

14 Iocane.  I'd bet my life on it.

15 If Moxie Heller's so fuckin' smart, how come he's so fuckin' dead?

16 But the terrible secret is that being young is sometimes less fun
   than being dead.

17 How will you live with yourself?
I don't live with myself.  In fact, I tried to give myself away at birth.
   I'm offering you a fresh start, and a fat check.
      Ha ha ha.  Never mind the money.  Barley's far too grand.  This is
      something people write in for, Barley, the chance to be an active
      player in the defense of their country.  You live in a free society.
      You have no choice.

18 Lee Harvey, you are a madman.  When you stole that cow, and your friends
   tried to make it with the cow...  I wanna party with you, cowboy.

19 I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do.

20 Do you now where Professor Donner is?
Did you try his apartment?  He goes there a lot.  He keeps his stuff there.


Bonus:
1.  What year was movie #4 set in. (2 points)

2.  What acting type appears twice in this quiz?  (3 points)

-- 
Steve Hammond                                               hammond@umich.edu
   Debbie can't talk right now, my dick's in her mouth. Let me have her
   call you back when I'm done. I love wrong numbers.
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