HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: eph3@po.CWRU.Edu (Ephraim P. Hochberg)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: NEWBIE: A little something from alt.exploding.kibo
Date: 19 Dec 1992 13:54:18 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: eph3@po.CWRU.Edu (Ephraim P. Hochberg)
NNTP-Posting-Host: thor.ins.cwru.edu



>File: AW esome .sig            REVIEW/SEE/ADMIRE            Escape: Reality
>=====|====|====|====|====|====|====|====|====|====|====|====|====|====|====|=
>Robert E. Irie                                  irie@husc.harvard.edu
>Senior ES Major, Harvard College                irie@husc.bitnet
>Harvard Robotics Laboratory                     irie@hrl.harvard.edu
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Type mail or use rn commands          Line     Column    8M, 20Mhz CPU Wanted

It's only six lines, but it has a simple abstruse majesty which caught my eye. 3
addresses, '=' abuse, '-' abuse, a small want-ad. 
The real crowning glory is that short '.sig review'. What's next, maybe
people will include comments from a.f.w in their sigs?
-- 
Ephraim Hochberg				eph3@po.cwru.edu	
	Nitrogen Narcosis: It's not just for divers anymore.
	Hyperbaric Oxygen Tharapy: Your friend and mine. 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Bar-B-Q'ing ST902415--What is this, a Zip Code for Beverly Hills?
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 07:14:31 GMT

st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
> tfpayn01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu writes:
>> [in defense of his huge, stupid .Sig Nine From Outer Space]
> [gives 'im what he deserves]
>
>Hmm... if my machine, which isn't a NeXT, doesn't exist, how are we
>communicating (loose interpretation) with each other? Maybe Kibo knows.
>(OBKibo reference, right there). 

You might have to diagram that for him.  

My favorite part was where he claimed his giant-sword-pointing-right was
'original', but a close second was where he misspelled the three-letter
word 'wit'.
							-- K.
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: DB Does Japan
Date: 15 Dec 92 17:02:50 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <102064@netnews.upenn.edu> varhus@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Kristofor A Varhus) writes:
>--
>\_\_\_\_  \_\_\_\_  \_    \_  \_    \_      |     Kristofor A. Varhus 
> \_    \_  \_        \_\_  \_  \_\_  \_     |  varhus@eniac.seas.upenn.edu
>  \_\_\_\_  \_\_\_\_  \_ \_ \_  \_ \_ \_    |
>   \_        \_        \_  \_\_  \_  \_\_   |   University of Pennsylvania
>    \_        \_\_\_\_  \_    \_  \_    \_  | Engineering and Applied Science


no, not again. more hockeysticks, this time from teller.

bah.
--
		    -just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      coed naked internet grep! always keep your link up!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Subject: Re: Why would CBS offer $16 million?
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 18:57:16 GMT

In alt.fan.letterman, cdubuque@plains.NoDak.edu (Chadwick Dubuque) writes:
>
>
>Chad Dubuque - NDSU Fargo, USA     ==Try the new Scratch-n-Sniff (c) technology*
>e-mail- cdubuque@plains.nodak.edu  == /----------------------------------------\
>-----------------------------------== |                Scratch                 |
>DID YOU KNOW that the word         == |                 HERE!                  |
>'gullible' isn't in the            == \----------------------------------------/
>dictionary?  Look it up!           ==(Of course you must have an S-n-S* monitor)
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Dave Letterman dumb-guy voice : Where can I get me one a them Monitors?

Chadwick Dubuque? Wasn't that a character on the old Richie Rich cartoons?
Thank god he's stuck in North Dakota, where he can't do too much damage.


Adam "Page 140 in my pocket dictionary" Levin


Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Subject: Re: Best baseball game?
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 06:12:44 GMT

In comp.sys.ibm.pc.games, drendel@adcalc.fnal.gov (Brian Drendel, Fermilab Accelerator Operations) writes:
>
>-- 
>
>
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>*                                           ___________________________________
>                    _*_                    ( | Fermilab Accelerator Operations/
>          ______=---   ---=_____            ----------------------------------
>        (((   Brian E. Drendel   )))             /    /                    .
>          =======##_____##====\    \      +     /   /           *
>..	             *         \    \          /  /               
>                	        \    \--------/-/--------------------       . 0
>      `                        | Decnet:   DRENDEL@ALMOND.FNAL.GOV /      .
>                            )==| Internet: ALMOND::DRENDEL       /  .
>    +	  	   .	        | Bitnet:   DRENDEL@FNALAD      /
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>..
>       *                             +         `        @              
>
>
>
>
>

I'm sure that this has appeared here before. Has anyone kept an archive
of all the Enterprises which have appeared in .sigs? Kinda like that
list of trains the other day. I'd be interested, no, make that curious
to see that. 

Adam ".Sigs, the final frontier" Levin

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Jessica Raine)
Subject: Re: Need a crowd pleaser
Reply-To: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 00:02:50 GMT

In article <uwkeller.724713740@mcl>, uwkeller@mcl.ucsb.edu (William Keller) writes:

>   _  _        /\                                  |
>  / \/ \      / /                                  |
>  -------    / /                                   |
>  |     |    \/         uwkeller@mcl.mcl.ucsb.edu  | 
>  |     |/|   |----|         William Keller        | "He who opens a school
>  | PBP | |   |Take|     Point Beach Productions   |  door, closes a
>  |     |\|   |  1 |      6509 Sabado Tarde #15    |  prison"
>  |     |     |----|      Isla Vista, Ca. 93117    |   -Victor Hugo
>  -------                    (805) 685-3479        |
>    /|\                                            |
>   / | \                                           |
>  /  |  \

	Yeeps. No wonder us theatre techies have such a bad name...people
expect all of us to be as clueless as William here. That's it...I'm gonna
be a math major.

Jessica Raine | st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes."--The Bard

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: jac@doe.carleton.ca (James A. Cherry)
Subject: Re: just a thought
Organization: Dept. of Electronics, Carleton University
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 21:31:21 GMT

In <1992Dec17.200503.24185@sj.nec.com> bigdave@vermont.tdd.sj.nec.com (David
Sweeney  x2987) writes:

>st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>>>
>>>Adam "Eagerly awaiting anagrams of wESLEY hANS rADCLIFFE jOSEPH gAUS" Levin
>>
>>	As for the anagrams, I think I'm gonna have to leave this one to
>>James A. My anagramming skills are not yet finely honed enough to take proper
>>advantage of such a potential gold mine.
>
>Just thought you might like to know:  I put "wESLEY hANS rADCLIFFE 
>jOSEPH gAUS" into my favorite anagram program and let it run.    Let
>me put it this way: it had racked up 2107 minutes of CPU time over
>the course of three days and two nights before a sysadmin here killed 
>the process.  Jerk.  Since I got my fine anagram program from Mr. Cherry, 
>I don't think he'll be able to help either.  You might try Dave Polewka
>in talk.bizarre--I hear he doesn't use a program...

Dave, Dave, Dave...you're not using the program properly!  When you have a
huge number of letters that you wish to permute, you should specify some word
lengths!  For example, I used

   allanag wesleyhansradcliffejosephgaus 8 8 8

to force three of the words to be eight letters long each!  Let's see what we
have from the 7772 possibilities:

   - Chief flywheel adjourns passages
   - Assayers whiffled conjugal sheep
   - Asphodel gainsays jewelers' chuff
   - Welshing chaff aspersed jealousy
   - Jalopies shuffled genes' archways
   - Pa jogs anywhere, diffuses shellac
   - Whiffle analyses: prejudges chaos
   - Deanship cajolery shuffles wages
   - Wafering, cashless housefly japed
   - Cheapens jiffy-galoshed walruses
   - Cheapens garishly-jawed souffles
   - Enjoy chuffier wageless slapdash
   - A codeless highway snuffler's jape
   - Highways suffered jeans collapse
   - Conjures helpless hideaway gaffs
   - Faunally shrewish dogfaces' jeeps
   - Effacer's highland jealousy spews
   - We had faceless flagship journeys
   - Japan: forceful, seedless highways
   - Jades whelping housefly fracases
   - Gauchely-japed sawhorse sniffles
   - Showcase giraffes' unshaped jelly

Or, you can try

   allanag wesleyhansradcliffejosephgaus 9 foreplay

to find all the combinations which have "foreplay" and another nine-letter word
in them.  Here are some of the 3859 possibilities.

   - Jawless chef's anguished foreplay
   - Each jig sheds foreplay awfulness
   - Hah! Elf discusses new foreplay jag
   - Foreplay enfleshes acid-wash jugs
   - Eschewing foreplay jade-lash fuss
   - Which judges a foreplay falseness?
   - Foreplay schedules jigsaw fans, eh?
   - Foreplay jig unleashes chef's wad    [Ha ha! I love it!]

"I don't think he'll be able to help either", indeed!  Sheesh.
--
James A. Cherry                                         "Deal with it, pal!"
From: gpkatch@alcor.concordia.ca (Gary Katch)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Announcing the 1992 First Annual Warlord Awards.
Date: 17 Dec 92 23:34:19 GMT
Distribution: na
Originator: gpkatch@alcor.concordia.ca

Categories:

  Signature awards:
    Worst signature
    Worst signature in a comp, sci, or rec group
    Worst signature in an alt group
    Worst signature under the McQuary Limit
    Worst foreign signature

  Signature sub-categories:
    Worst map
    Worst BUAF
    Worst barphic
    Worst quote
    Worst original quote
    Worst foreign-language quote

  Warlorder awards:
    Best warlording
    Best Barphic interpretation
    Best BUAF font name.

  Technical achievement awards:
    Special achievement in border design.
    Special achievement in TabDamage
    Special achievement in WhiteSpace.

  Special awards:
    The James Parry Award for achievement in length.
    The Inner Circle Award for best bait.
    The inews Award for best truncation.

[We in the organizing committee still haven't come up with a
suitable statuette design or name.  We feel we must outdo last
year's Newbie Awards.  Suggested statuette names were the
"Bart", the "Aussie", and the "Kibo".]
From: dharam@wpi.WPI.EDU (Dharmendra Khanolkar)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: One more BUAF
Date: 12 Dec 1992 19:29:37 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: wpi.wpi.edu



Somewhere, somehow opus@wpi.wpi.edu squeaked :

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 |             Sanjay Raja               |          opus@wpi.wpi.edu        |
 | Electrical & Computer Engineering Dpt |  Worcester Polytechnic Institute |
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-- 
                               
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                                 oo       oo
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What a BUAF .signature..!! UUGH..!! Maybe I should call up ASPCA and tell them
something about somebody beheading blind penguins.
-- 
-- Dhamu
          |------------------------------------------------------|
          | **** The trooly kewl don't have signatures...!! **** |
          |------------------------------------------------------|
From: nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: New group proposal:  alt.conservative.forum
Date: 15 Dec 92 20:38:03 GMT
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd., Ottawa

In article <1gl52rINN4mf@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> pearsodc@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU writes:
>
>Chuck Pearson
>clueless chuck				                     ___
>pearsodc@rosevc.rose-hulman.edu                             (o o)
>------------------------------------------------------------w U w------------
>|DOUGLAS C PEARSON JR                |we were headed for somewhere          | 
>|rose-hulman institute of technology |but that was before                   |
>|campus box 1204                     |you traded in your peace sign         |
>|5500 wabash avenue		     |   for a finger...                    |
>|terre haute, indiana  47803         |			- steve taylor, 1992|

"clueless", indeed.

                                - * -
   From the adventures of Chuck Dammit, P.I.:

   I watched her swaying hips as she levitated out of my office.  I
   remembered that in these adventures, I always wind up in bed with
   some blonde bombshell.  Would she be the one?  I wasn't sure I liked
   the idea.  On the other hand, all those tentacles offered some
   interesting possibilities.

   I shook myself out of my revery.  I needed more information, and I
   knew where to get it.

   "Most oraclest of all Oracles," I typed, "Oracle most grand,
   Oracle-poo, what do you know about the Inner-Circle?  Oh, and say hi
   to Lisa for me."

   Normally it would be dangerous to approach the Oracle with so little
   grovelling, but I've helped him out once or twice so he owes me.
From: jrd@bnr.co.uk (J.R.Davis)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: A Sharp Contrast to the Song of Solomon
Date: 17 Dec 1992 18:39:26 GMT
Organization: BNR Europe Ltd, London Road, Harlow, England.
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.199.202.49
Keywords: religion

In article <ByvpBo.Cpy@agora.rain.com> iota@agora.rain.com (David Friedman) writes:

	[ long quoted article deleted ]
>
>There it is again, the use of my name in vain.  At least I get 
>to waste bandwidth.  
>
>-- 
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| Another stupid .sig file                |  iota...for the finest in          || * * * * * * * * * * * * *               |         brain candy                || iota@agora.rain.com                     |                                    |--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 "At least I get to waste bandwidth" "Another stupid .sig file"
 This is a lot of profound Truth in this posting, considering...

		-jrd

Internal:  John Davis - Sysmgr HK10-14 - T4E East end HAL02 - Ext. 3618
External:  J.R.Davis@bnr.co.uk - +44 (0)279 403618
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Subject: Re: top ten teams in the world
Organization: Bandwith Wasters for a Better Future
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 22:55:15 GMT

chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim) writes:

>rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen) writes:

>>pasand@Mari.Unit.NO (Per Annar Sandaune) writes:

>[baitlike .sig snipped away]

>You didn't mention the one of the strangest borders-cum-barphics I've ever
>seen--a picture of mutant male genitalia: *one* Teabag [tm] and *two*
>ManTools [tm]!!

>Bait. Had to be. That *couldn't* have been drawn inadvertently, could it!?

It was done by an norwegian, expect the worst from such people.
-- 
This sig is smaller than ... [R] Original KibOs(TM)
                             [U] Honey Peanut-Butter KibOs(TM)
      Cross one              [S] Ham 'N' Egg Artificially Flavored KibOs(TM)
                             [H] ___________________________ (else)
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: FDDI/enet question
Date: 14 Dec 92 13:55:56 GMT
Organization: afw uber alles

In comp.dcom.sys.cisco, merike@alw.nih.gov (Merike Kaeo) signs:
|
| 
|-- 
|
|Merike Kaeo			merike@alw.nih.gov
|National Institutes of Health	(301) 402-1548 
|
|
|                          o
|                            \
|                          \0/
|       ||==================|=====||
|       ||-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-/\+-+-+||
|       ||=================\=\====||
|       ||                        ||
|       ||                        ||
|       ||                        ||
|
|    ......kill or be killed.....

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a drunkard stuck to the bar wall with
velcro[tm]?

Tx. [or is it an ANAL-JOCK-TYPE sig?]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: NEWBIE II
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 15:00:41 GMT

eph3@po.CWRU.Edu (Ephraim P. Hochberg) writes:

>I don't think I've seen this particular attractive font before. Maybe 35
>point Italic Scripture? Nice touch with the incomplete borders too.

Mmmm, I think we *have* already seen this font. This is the "Spot the Pac
Man" font, or the "Where's Pac-o" font.


>----------------------------------------------+-------------------------------
>``What do you think sirs?''  -Joel (mst3k)    | .sig lite-all .sig no guilt
>----------------------------------------------+-------------------------------
>   __             _ _ _                       | Ocie Mitchell
>  / ')           ' ) ) )  _/_    /      /) /) |omitchel@jarthur.claremont.edu
> /  / _. o _      / / / o /  _. /_  _  // //  | Q:is that your real name?
>(__/ (__(_(<_    / ' (_(_(__(__/ /_(<_(/_(/_  | A:yes, it is my real name.
>-----------|------------------------|---------+-------------------------------
            |                        |
         Pac-Man!                 Pac-Man!

I thought there were three of them, though; I can't seem to find the third.

-- 
Keith Lim      Simon Fraser University, Burnaby B.C., V5A 1S6, Canada.
Disclaimer: all views expressed are my own only, and not those of SFU.
This .sig for use only in alt.fan.warlord. My other .sig is very warlordable.
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: The Definitive Lumberjack Song!
Date: 18 Dec 92 23:07:07 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <Bz9x51.Kxt@unix.amherst.edu> emstewar@unix.amherst.edu (EMILY MAUREEN STEWART) writes:
>----------
>Use it in good health!
>
>|\__|V|__/|  Emily Stewart
>|   |v|   |  emstewart@amherst.edu
>|  _ V _  |  -------
> \ \| |/ /   "Reality is a collective hunch."
>|\ \   / /|                       --Lily Tomlin
>|__\ V /__

um, dave? have you been mailing gifs to emily?

bah.

--
		    -just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      coed naked internet grep! always keep your link up!
From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Latin Christmas Carols
Keywords: (Do I have to say "Sorry George!" also? Done before?)
Date: 16 Dec 92 22:48:06 GMT
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501

In article <BzDACL.E6M@rice.edu> mueller@owlnet.rice.edu (Ernest Conrad Mueller) writes:
>[Silent Night in Latin, concluded with a pointless dig at Catholics]
>
>Merry Christmas, everyone.
>
>
>-- 
>--------------\  /^--^\  /--------------  *    Ernest Conrad Mueller IV
>   ------------\| 0  0 |/------------     *    mueller@owlnet.rice.edu
>      ----------\_ <> _/----------        *    Rice U., Home of Owlnet
>                /V\--/V\                  *    "Give a hoot - Don't compute!"

Like, EXCELLENT dude. 

 
--
George F. McQuary 
"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Several words about posting...
Date: 14 Dec 92 20:40:43 GMT
Organization: afw uber alles

In rec.arts.poems, an1977@anon.penet.fi (The_Poet) writes:
:                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|	Those of you who have been reading this group for a while will probably
|not know me...  This is because I

...post anonymously?

|generally don't post banter to to a group
|dedicated to poetry. [...]

Ah, of course, I should have realized. It's Mister I-generally-don't-
post-banter-to-to-a-group-dedicated-to-poetry. How could I have
forgotten?

[who goes on...]
:
|
|					Sincerely,
|
|						Keith E. Manne

Hmmm. That's not very anonymous now is it Mr Poet?

|PS: Thank you for reading this.  Thank you even more for following it.

You're quite welcome. It truly has been a pleasure to followup to your
article.

:
|	   	A final thank you to all those who read this far. 

No, really, don't mention it. I'm just waiting for the good bit...

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Constructive TeeyexStyle Criticism: Bzzzzt. It doesn't rhyme. Please try
harder next time.

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Yuk yuk yuk.

Tx. [all anonymous like]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: GRASShopper now available on Usenet
Date: 15 Dec 92 22:53:42 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <199212101332.AA16433@hogan.pop.psu.edu> grassu-list@max.cecer.army.mil writes:
>      * * * * * * * *   Hendrik K. Meij
>      *             *
>      * Penn  State *   Population Research Institute
>      *             *   -------------------------------------------
>      *   1 8 5 5   *   meij@pop.psu.edu               814-863-7375
>       *           *    22 Burrowes Building
>         *       *      University Park, PA 16802
>             *      

	I like the shield.  Really.

	But I have just two words for you about the Population Research
Institute at Penn State:

	Bruce Bufalini.

--
Steve Buffum           | "He's and Oak and he's a Maple,
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  And a young boy bearing arms." -- Axel Sonefil
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord