HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: c60b-2hz@web-2c.berkeley.edu (Nathaniel Meyers)
Newsgroups: ba.food
Subject: Re: Afternoon Tea in the East Bay Area
Date: 8 Oct 92 05:59:12 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: web-2c.berkeley.edu

In article <Bvrn3x.JwK@wrs.com> james@wrs.com (James Moore) writes:
>find; check your local British import store (if you're in or around
>Berkeley there's a small grocery on College that carries it). 

Could you be a little more specific.  I know of three small groceries
on or near College in or near Berkeley.  Do you mean Derby (College and
Derby; 1/2 mile from the University) Burnaford's (on Ashby near College;
1 mile from the U) or Yasai(?) (on College near 63rd in Oakland by the
Safeway at college and Claremont; 1 1/2 mile from U.C.) or none of the
above.  Please let me know.  Even bad clotted cream would be welcome.

-Nathaniel
From: cjackson@adobe.com (Curtis Jackson)
Newsgroups: ba.food
Subject: Re: Afternoon Tea in the East Bay Area
Date: 7 Oct 92 19:00:53 GMT
Organization: Adobe Systems Incorporated, Mountain View

In article <1992Oct7.010145.14415@tcsi.com> gwu@nujoizey.tcs.com (George Wu) writes:
}> Anywhere to buy clotted cream in the Bay Area?
}
}     This question went around a few months back.  The conclusion at
}that time was no.  It doesn't sound difficult to do one's self, although
}I bet you need the real thing, a farmer's unpasturized, unhomogenized,
}un-cream-robbed milk, rather than the stuff which commonly sells as
}whole milk here in the US.

Bread of Life at Bascom and Hamilton in San Jose sells something labeled
"Raw Milk". One would presume that this is unpasteurized and
unhomogenized (I haven't looked closely at the label) and hopefully
un-cream-robbed as well. Check it out if want to make clotted cream.
-- 
Curtis Jackson		cjackson@mv.us.adobe.com	(415) 962 4905
USPA #A-10080 (lapsed)				DoD #721  '81 Maxim 650
  "They that can give up an essential liberty to obtain a little temporary
   safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin (1759)
From: jeffs@almaden.ibm.com (Jeff Schneiter)
Newsgroups: ba.food
Subject: Re: Need unique place for Turkey Day
Date: 15 Oct 92 22:02:52 GMT
Reply-To: jeffs@almaden.ibm.com (Jeff Schneiter)
Distribution: ba
Organization: IBM Almaden Research Center

That didn't turn out so well did it...

I am looking for a UNIQUE place to take my parents on
Thanksgiving Day. Maybe a Hungarian/Thai/Swahili place.
Not literally, but you get the idea.

jeff


Newsgroups: ba.food
From: swwang@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com (Sophia W Wang)
Subject: Re: Know of any spice shops in SF mid-peninsula
Organization: Lockheed Missiles and Space Co.
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 18:39:07 GMT

I don't know what form fresh cardamon (sp?) is, but did you
try the Monterey Market at Stanford Mall? They seem to have
a bunch of those fresh spices. Also, I think there is some
kind of spice shop near California Avenue, a few doors 
closer to California Avenue than Ramona's Too.
From: llittle@tis.llnl.gov (Larry Little)
Newsgroups: ba.food
Subject: Re:  Clotted Cream (was Tea in the Afternoon)
Date: 7 Oct 92 19:59:35 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: LLNL

gwu@nujoizey.tcs.com (George Wu) writes:
spp@zabriskie.berkeley.edu (Steve Pope) writes:
>> >A local farmer makes it for her, using the same method that
>> Devonshire farms do ... 
>
>This question went around a few months back.  The conclusion at
>that time was no.  It doesn't sound difficult to do one's self,
>although I bet you need the real thing, a farmer's unpasturized,
>unhomogenized, un-cream-robbed milk, rather than the stuff which 
>commonly sells as whole milk here in the US.

I buy this when I (attempt to) make cheese.  It's been a while, but
I used to get it from a dairy in Pleasanton.  They referred to it as
"cheese milk".  I think that it was pasturized, but not homogenized or
skimmed of the cream.  So this kind of thing is around, but you will
have to look hard to find it.
Newsgroups: ba.food
From: tomokom@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Tomoko Matsumoto)
Subject: German grocery & bakery
Organization: Computer Science Department, Stanford University.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 04:59:04 GMT

Is there any descent German groceries & bakeries in South Bay area?
Thanks in advance.
From: ngervae@next.com (Nik Gervae)
Newsgroups: ba.food
Subject: Kathmandu West  (Was Re: KHYBER INDIA)
Date: 13 Oct 92 17:04:52 GMT
Distribution: ba

In article <92286.134528RAJA@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU>  
RAJA@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU writes:
> I don't know about this but an excellent place for Indian food( they call it
> nepali but it is the same) is Kathmandu West at Homestead and Hollenbeek in
> Sunnyvale.

I agree wholeheartedly. The food there is quite good, and the service
pretty decent too. It's a tad hard to spot, in one of those nasty
plaza/malls that litter Sunnyvale, but visible from Homestead. You'll
likely drive past it just as you spot it.

--
Nik "leaving plaza/mall-land & missing the joynts I've found" Gervae
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From: maslak@unix.SRI.COM (Valerie Maslak)
Newsgroups: ba.food
Subject: Re: Cheap/Good Vegetarian
Date: 14 Oct 92 20:59:53 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: SRI International, Menlo Park, California

In article <1992Oct13.235210.28941@morrow.stanford.edu> HF.JGW@forsythe.stanford.edu (Weitz, Janet) writes:

In response to a poster whose name I lost who said:

>>Anyways, I was treated to an exquisite vegeterian meal prepared
>>by the monks.  This meal had the vegtables made up like meat
>>dishes.  There was a dish that looked like roast chicken.  It
>>even had a dark brown crunchy skin.
>>
>>Question: is there a place in the bay area (cheap or otherwise) that
>>prepares dishes like this?  The meal I had was "heavenly."  I ws
>>told that the meal was a special. (the meat like look)  Nonetheless,
>>these dishes didn't taste like your standard dishes without meat.
>
>Try Long-Life Veggie House on University in Berkeley.
 
If you don't need a full-service restaurant:
Whole Foods in Palo Alto has started putting more emphasis on
vegetarian foods in their deli. They're making a number of
dishes now with seitan, which has a very meaty taste and texture.
You might like the jerk seitan skewers or the BBQ seitan slices, for
example.

Valerie Maslak
Newsgroups: ba.food
From: jek@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (James Kittock)
Subject: Re: Afternoon Tea in the East Bay Area
Organization: Computer Science Department, Stanford University.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 06:38:25 GMT

In article <1b0ingINN8ga@agate.berkeley.edu> c60b-2hz@web-2c.berkeley.edu (Nathaniel Meyers) writes:
>above.  Please let me know.  Even bad clotted cream would be welcome.

I've been watching this for a while, and I have to ask: What IS
clotted cream?  It sounds really digusting..., but I'm sure it must be
good (or should I say "brilliant"?) if someone is THAT after it.

Cheers,
--james
-- 
james kittock
Newsgroups: ba.food
From: malcolm@wrs.com (Malcolm Humes)
Subject: Re: vegan food that looks like meat dishes
Organization: Wind River Systems, Inc.
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 18:33:25 GMT

hensley@melkor.enet.dec.com (Irene Hensley) writes:


>The White Lotus in San Jose (downtown) is the only place I have tried that
>has a menu of items that normally would be made with meat but are in fact
>strictly vegan.  then also happened to be very good and moderately priced

Long Life Vegi Houise in Berkeley, on University, has a lot of great 
stuff like this. 

In SF, in Japantown, there's a place I've eaten at but forget the name, and 
it's on one of those outdoor walkway plazas so I can't easily describe the 
street. There's other chinese places on Grant and on Clement too, but I 
forget the names.

 - malcolm
From: karin@seashell.esd.sgi.com (Karin Borda)
Newsgroups: ba.food
Subject: Re: East Bay Thai
Keywords: Thai - East Bay
Date: 12 Oct 92 17:39:21 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.

Excellent Thai food at Woung Luang Thai Cuisine.
Address is 1965 Mt. Diablo St in Concord (between
Willow Pass and Salvio).  If you're ever in Concord,
DEFINITELY try it.
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep visits Boulder, Colorado
Date: 11 Oct 92 19:37:49 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) repeats himself in the guise of Rictus Hep:
>"No, I'm not from Ork.  Why do you ask?"

you have ERRED.  you have repeated yourself in talk.bizarre
in a stitch of time less than that allowed by periodicity.

if you keep this up, we're gonna figure *you're* Rictus Hep.


chaos

there IS NO cabal 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Sin
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 18:27:58 GMT

prob@700.org (Pat Robertson) writes:
>It is a froup whose goals are to encourage geeks to ignore their jobs,
>kill their computers, become communist needle-sharing gay junkies, and
>practice withcraft.

I lust for Sheila, that little Irish pixie.

Send me to Hell, Pat.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Complete this sentence
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 19:42:22 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

AjD: 
: Complete the following sentence:
: 
: "In the days when i ate meat, i liked ____"

...to obtain three vegans, lie them on their backs in a neat row,
and fart uproariously in their faces.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
  --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: RICHH MISSES HIS BIG CHANCE--BUT FINDS ANOTHER
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 02:33:19 GMT

In <Bw46x4.2sv@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>In article <1992Oct14.081311.21904@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
>>i will be moving to charlotte, north carolina on october 31st,
>>and will no longer have access to usenet at that time, although
>>i may be able to get an email feed if i am able to acquire a
>>computer that will run uucp.

>Well, I have this spare 11/780 if you want it...

She said "run," not "crawl through jello using flippers while dragging the
anchor from the QE II."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana)
Subject: The revenge of Gooley's coffee grinder
Organization: NCAR/UCAR
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 16:20:25 GMT

I was making coffee this morning, and thinking about how I was going
to post that I'd bought Mark. Gooley's old coffee grinder (because
mine broke) and that it hadn't turned into anything weird like a
camel or Paula Abdul or a bit of music from Mozart, and I wasn't sure
if I was relieved or disappointed.  

Unfortunately, I was thinking this while I was grinding my morning
coffee, and the grinder must have picked up these vibes telepathically,
because I went back into the house (to avoid waking Britt, who doesn't
appreciate mornings like I do, I put the beans in the grinder and go
outside to the utility outlet) and tried to open the grinder lid, and
it wouldn't open.  It seemed glued down.  I stuck the lip of a spoon
under the edge and tried to lever it open.  All that happened was the
plastic lid deformed a little everywhere I stuck the spoon.

Now, granted, I was grinding extra coffee (I finally bought another
Melitta for the office) -- in fact, I had filled the compartment completely.
And maybe I shouldn't have opened it, seen that the grind wasn't fine
enough, and then forced the lid back down to grind some more.  But that
puppy was stuck.  I turned it upside down and shook it.  I took a
knife (narrower than the spoon) and tried to break the seal.  I was a
lot less effective than I should have been, because I hadn't had my
morning coffee yet, and I was beginning to get desperate, when the lid
finally moved a teeny bit.  Oh, joy!  

I frantically worked at the lid with the knife, switching to the spoon 
when the gap got wider, when suddenly the lid flew off, jerking the
grinder, and finely-ground coffee spewed all over the kitchen.  Oh joy.

Then the lid hit the tile floor with a very loud clatter and woke Britt.

-- 
/\     It's not denial.  I'm just very selective about the reality I accept.
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
      \______________________________________________________________________
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: enough already
Date: 15 Oct 92 15:36:58 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Mark. Gooley writes:
>Need a better /usr/dict/words...

>...and that's why I had to kill them all.
>...and that's why I had to landfill them all.

You neglected to include:
      "...and that's why I had to krill them all."

You should have known better.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The rigors of keepin up with a younger woman.
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 05:35:46 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1b73c3INNou5@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>In article <6567@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>>rp -- looks like the Ramones at UC Davis this weekend.
>
>wow. there was a time i'd have the crash reservations made to attend this
>blowout.
>
>Heh.

As the years creep inexorably onward .............

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.smouldering.dog.zone
From: madavis@nmsu.edu (Mark Davis)
Subject: Re: <.,.,.>
Organization: Computing Research Lab
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 19:58:56 GMT


In article <1992Oct8.005648.27726@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:

>   What's that ringing in your ear???
>    ....
>	   \\\\\sean/////
>

although i would be lying if i said i thoroughly understood, i
celibrate the immediacy of the images.

too much flaming/too little praise on the nets today.  let the
praise ring like the civic voice once did.  let the egos fold
in on themselves.  let the birds shit where they want.

kudos.

mark
--
*************************************************************
***   M. W. Davis,             madavis@NMSU.edu           ***
*************************************************************
***       "Crap and Art still toiling together"           ***
*************************************************************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.smouldering.dog.zone,alt.prose
From: tslater@nmsu.edu (Ted Slater)
Subject: Re: <****>
Organization: Computing Research Lab
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 17:33:06 GMT


'nother post smacking of greatness, sean.
--
     		    I got a full-on robot chubby!
			      - Evil Ted

Ted Slater	Internet:	tslater@nmsu.edu
N6QXA		America Online:	TedSlater (tedslater@aol.com)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: Imminent dearth of Usenet predicted (Re: jws & "new light")
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 21:46:20 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.163908.9367@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>Every time I read a Polewka post, I get the impression of a small berk
>in flashing glasses, pulling maniacally on a pipe and staring up at my
>tall manly form, grinning inanely from ear to ear and trying to look
>like he is 6feet tall.

S'funny; all I see is an autoreply hooked up to an anagrammatic algorithm.

				--Blair
				  "Through the eyes of a neural net."
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Punctuation
Date: 7 Oct 92 09:29:06 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <MJD.92Oct6165424@saul.cis.upenn.edu>, mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wheaties") writes:
> 	<1992Oct6.194709.27614@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu>
> 	<MJD.92Oct6165103@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
> Sender: news@netnews.upenn.edu
> Followup-To: misc.misc
> Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
> Lines: 18
> Nntp-Posting-Host: saul.cis.upenn.edu
> In-reply-to: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu's message of 6 Oct 92 20:51:03 GMT
> 
> In article <MJD.92Oct6165103@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wheaties") writes:
>>   In article <1992Oct6.194709.27614@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> klein@frith.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
>>      Soon, hundreds of pseudo-wits will flood t.b., adding this one line
>>      to any and all postings that come their way, in a debacle second oly
>>      to the infamous "...IN BED".
>>
>>   And that's why I'll have to kill them all.
> 
> ... IN BED.
> 

Never mind that....

Jason
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: UFOs and Newage
Date: 11 Oct 1992 09:31:07 GMT
Organization: bottle of truth
NNTP-Posting-Host: 141.211.162.10

i know that some people may not consider alt.religion.kibology a
nice place to read news, but john winston has been educating the
masses from there recently and you-all really have to open yourselves
to the learning experience.

Below is a sample...

AjD
and kill all the
sports editors.

In article <67474@cup.portal.com> John_-_Winston@cup.portal.com writes:
>Dear People: Please disregard all of the letters behind my name. My 
>computer is acting up. I woke up with what I consider to be a profound
>thought and that is WE ARE ALL ALIENS. By that I mean that we as a 
>civilization did not originate or evolve on this particular planet.
>John Winston.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: short shameful really
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 18:29:10 GMT

I'm the only person I know that thinks that
Kathie Lee's skin really is more healthy and
younger looking since she's been using
that new skin cream.
-- 
, jja
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Alcohol
Date: 16 Oct 92 09:14:55 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


Last night I heard that the government intends to cut the number of
alcoholics in Britain by one third, and I thought ``Perhaps they'll put
some chemical in beer to make it undrinkable''. 

Then I thought, ``Naah, they tried that already.''

-- Ken "What's this? Eugh!" Johnson

-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Avant-garde casc*de
Date: 13 Oct 92 20:12:12 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

In article <brein-131092112226@128.149.100.150> brein@gpvax.jpl.nasa.gov (Lemon Curry) writes:
In article <Oct12.195403.62285@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU>,
millerje@CS.ColoState.EDU (Jeff Miller) wrote:
 
 In article <1992Oct12.123316.15027@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

millerje@CS.ColoState.EDU (Jeff Miller) writes:
This is the first line of the worlds longest cascade.
Fuck your mama, asshole, the pussy eater bitch.
 
Yes! That's the spirit!

Does this help?

       rictus hep?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: GWM, blonds and underwear
Keywords: blond
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 05:57:41 GMT


Dear root@dell.com,

Enclosed is the following post by one of your employees.  I'm sure the
good christian people of this great nation would be disgusted by the
abominations of homosexuality and your blatent support of it.

Irrespectfully,

A Christian Righteous Woman


IN ALT.PERSONALS gus@deathstar.dell.com (Philip Campman) writes:
)
)looking for a GWM ~21-29 blond who likes to write e-mail in his
)underwear. :) serious! send me E-mail! i like motorcycles,
)Sinatra, staying up all night! and ! exclamattion points! !! 

-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Japanese Tourists ate my building.
Date: 9 Oct 1992 07:32:03 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <MJD.92Oct8161042@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Bones") writes:
*In article <1b1vidINNhq6@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
*>   Hold your hands cupped over your dick, dude.  They're
*>   coming to take it away.
*
*    My penis is better than corn, because corn doesn't squeal when you
*stick those little prongs into it.

Also, when I take a shit, I don't find little penises (penii?) embedded
in it.  Of course, this is just me; how about anyone else?


Mark "I stand up" Lippert
From: by712@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mark E. Bradley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: New Thread
Date: 8 Oct 1992 18:36:14 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
Reply-To: by712@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mark E. Bradley)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu



Feel free to customize.


"OI!!  CRUCIAL BABES LIKE YOUUU DON' NEED GUNZZZ...T' MAKE ME DO AAANYTHING!!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Short Shameful Password
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 05:29:19 GMT



Rictu$


TTFN
M - ok, who else has it?
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Safety First
Date: 12 Oct 92 14:44:17 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Followup-To: misc.nice.try
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

In article <BvpIKv.uG@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>(John Perry) writes:

>      In the past three weeks, I've recieved three injuries in three different
>   sports.  For this reason, I've decided not to take up bunjee jumping at this
>   time.
>I just heard that they want to rename the Tobin bridge the "Stuart"
>Bridge after Charles Stuart who pioneered cordless bungee jumping
>there.
>He was also very active in using cell phones to further racial
>tensions in the city.

I think you have confused this with Seabrook, NH's plan to rename their
high school to Pamela Smart Regional High School in honor of that pillar
of the community. She is an inspiration to young men and women all over the
US. Her ability to movitate students through unconventional instruction is
a model for the educator of the '90s (using videos and heavy metal, and
incorporating sex education and a study of marital problems into the media
curriculum). A paragon of virtue. She was rewarded with lifetime employment
with the State of NH correctional system.

The new school motto: "And that's why I had to kill them all."

Matt
Not my kinda girl though, unless you put a gun to my head.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep Leans On The Mike Stand, And Takes A Deep Breath
Date: 15 Oct 1992 05:12:07 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

"That was 'Intestinal Overdrive.'"

c
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Punctuation
Date: 7 Oct 92 15:02:41 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA



Soon, hundreds of pseudo-wits will flood t.b., adding this one line to
any and all postings that come their way, in a debacle second oly to
the infamous "...IN BED" and that's why I had to kill them all IN BED.
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