HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Let us reverently consult the tortoise shell about the king
Keywords: story
Date: 30 Dec 92 14:51:08 GMT

gaillard@panix.com (Ed Gaillard) writes:

>They evolved rapidly, but, because they lived on the surface of a
>tennis ball, they never developed science.  With each stroke of a
>...
>ball drifted over the fence around the court, bounced once on the
>path outside, and landed in the Hudson River, where it drifted awhile
>(as most of the population drowned) and eventually sank (killing the
>remnant).

	Damn, I was hoping that eventually their world would be blasted
out of some teenager's isopropyl cannon, and their entire civilization
would be slagged down to the bedrock. Bedrubber? Whatever.
-- 
Rowan T. Hamilton                         "To dig this is to groove on
hamilton@huhepl.harvard.edu                   hella shit."
hamilton@fnald.fnal.gov                   - casey@wackenhut.com
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From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: The top 923
Organization: Canticum Novum, Inc.
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 1993 04:31:34 GMT

When I saw the subject line, I thought that it was about Porsches.

Mark., is there a Porsche 923, even?
gooley@netcom.com
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bad News
Date: 23 Dec 92 18:00:27 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats

In article <63020@mimsy.umd.edu> kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:

>hey, I worship myself

If you can't worship yourself, who can you worship?

				- onan

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	merk!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: pjf
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 21:33:13 GMT



While poking around in control I found this:

heh heh heh.

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Subject: Re: cmsg cancel <1992Dec16.233714.14123@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
Summary:
Expires:
<1992Dec16.233714.14123@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
<1992Dec22.031938.19083@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
Sender:
Followup-To:
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In article <1992Dec22.031938.19083@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun
fun boy) writes:
><1992Dec16.233714.14123@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> was cancelled from within trn.
>--
>                       PJF--->Biochem. grad student
>                             PUBLIC ENEMY #1




Rember folks, the more he screws up, the better off we are.


M
From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: cd wars resumption
Keywords: dicksize, cds, qoolness
Date: 23 Dec 92 12:28:43 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742

In article <Bzp84s.DAI@encore.com> kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
     [said of my cd list]
>I am sad about your list.
>I am even sadder that you didn't set the followups to misc.test.

You're not the only one who's saddened by my cd list.
Just ask my dad.



yong-mi
happy now?
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Fuck YOU
Date: 31 Dec 92 00:45:28 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <1992Dec30.194757.9435@telesciences.com> srscnslt@telesciences.com
(Mitch Gorman) uses 30 words to brag about the lobotomy he got for Christmas.
From: dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Dave Angus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Shot Shamful Christas Conession
Summary: ^^^^
Date: 1 Jan 1993 06:27:50 GMT
Organization: Lunkhead U, Frozen Wastes, The North

chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive) writes:
>
>My favorite present this year was the Journey Boxed CD Set.

Cool!  When are you gonna go skeet shooting?  
--
Dave Angus                                   "Kundalini wants his hand back"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,talk.politics.misc
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: stop repetative posts
Followup-To: alt.sex,soc.singles 
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 08:05:44 GMT

bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:

] In article <BzEvss.B3@phage.cshl.org> boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell) writes:
] >What happened to subverting the dominant paradigm?
] 
] It recursed.

You mean like: 'fight the power'????

ciao
drieux


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From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Lenght of a penis is?
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 20:12:53 GMT

In ALT.SEX <tpp2=r=@rpi.edu> nasiom@vccsouth04.its.rpi.edu (Milton Peter Nasiopoulos) writes:

>Mine's 6.9 inches.  Just ask cassie!
>milt.

He must have a very small car, and this is how he makes up for it.


-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
dominate the subversive paradigm
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Xmas breakfast, Scrapple optional
Organization: The Discarded
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 02:19:44 GMT

In article <MJD.93Jan2125129@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Fokker DR1") writes:
>
>Scrapple, sir, is NEVER optional.
>
>Try it next time you're:
>
>	* At the beach!
>
>	* On line at the grocery store!
>
>	* In the connubial bed!

But can you get it kosher?

Mark., just wondering
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: My favorite People magazine cover
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 19:17:47 GMT

A few years back, People magazine had Cyndi Lauper
on the cover, with the caption "Cyndi Lauper --
She's Smart, She's Sexy, and SHE BOP!"

Apparently, they were oblivious to the fact that,
according to the song, "she bop" means "she mastur-
bates".

I mean, I masturbate too, but I certainly wouldn't
want it announced in a national forum, where thousands
of people could, um, well, _read_ it, and, uh....

Shit.

---mark
From: asun@biocon (a sun)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: woman on church steps
Date: 28 Dec 1992 02:15:15 GMT
Organization: Celestial Manifestations DisInc.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: asun@biocon.Berkeley.EDU
NNTP-Posting-Host: biocon.berkeley.edu

cold plastic comforts her arms.
a crinolated shawl restrains her hair.
eyes dim, she watches a crack wind itself sinuously across the
pavement. it disappears into whiteness.

``i am the candidate. i am the chosen few.''

she holds a gardenia, unpotted and bare.
carefully, she wraps its naked form in bright red linens.

``for the forgotten ones. for the multitudes.''

her body creaks as she covers herself in turquoise, magenta, and blue.

kneeling, she picks up a coin from the ground, tosses it in the air,
and walks across the crystalline snow. her feet tread lightly upon the
earth.


-a
(eyes calm)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: Re: Name dropping Short shameful confession
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 18:16:59 GMT
	<MJD.92Dec15161454@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
Organization: University of Utah

In article <MJD.92Dec15161454@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wax") writes:

       I was wondering how long before you turned up here and made fun of
   my name.  Arlene Rapkin wandered through about a year ago and did the
   same thing,

Ah!  So *that's* why she needed lard!

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
From: d_headl@pavo.concordia.ca (D. H.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Opening line looking for a story
Date: 3 Jan 93 09:38:00 GMT
Organization: Concordia University
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Dec21.202448.20282@spectrum.xerox.com>, eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com writes...
>While carefully prying apart the rotting log, searching for those fat, juicy,
>tender white grubs I had so grown to love...
>
..my mind slowly drifted to thoughts of my beloved Emma. Emma, of who I had 
often remarked looked and felt like a tender white grub. Perhaphs this was the
reason that I had so easily come to love these succulent little creatures. How
I would love to taste her now...  
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@fawlty.lmc.com (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Re: 80 Guests, an IBM, and Wolfenstein 3D
Organization: eng
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 20:16:38 GMT

In article <BzsyD8.6H8@news.udel.edu> jeremym@ravel.udel.edu (Jeremy A Moskowitz) writes:
>
>Why is it, that if I go over to someone's Christmas bash, 
>I always find there people blowing away Nazis ?
>
>I'm Jewish, and I was simply wondering if this is a goy thing.
>Please enlighten.
>
    Take heart.  There's an add-on disk you can get that makes all the 
    guards into Pac-Men and changes the pictures of Hitler on the walls
    into other people.  Changes the dogs, too, but I can't remember how.

    Wry, almost funny.

    - Larry Huntley (I watch the kids play it.)

-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | I'm going to the love-in to sit
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |    and play my bongos in the dirt.
          Beaverton,  OR          |        - "Flower Punk", Frank Zappa
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From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: What I got for xmas
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Beautiful Bellevue Association
Distribution: usa
Date: 29 Dec 92 18:06:54 CST


 small@cirrus.seas.ucla.edu (James F. Small):

< 250+ lines of brain-numbing banality elided >

Have you ever had the urge to change your name to Joachim
and move to Eau Claire?
From: satan@wpi.WPI.EDU (Mephistopheles)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Clinton in peach pumps
Date: 3 Jan 1993 00:34:20 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: wpi.wpi.edu




millie, ahving a vindictive streak, has no doubt be spotting the entire 
white huse with every chance she's gotten in the last several weeks. 
Meanwhile the pillsbury doughboy has been busy getting fitted for a 
set of crampons for the purpose of conquering Mt. Sara lee - but not
if Bill Clinton gets there first.  He's got an eye on that cheese cake.
The one with the cheery just oozing down the mi-

[EXCUSE ME ! EXCUSE ME , YOUNG MAN!!!  This is Tipper speaking.  There
willl be none of this blasphemy on any bandwidth as long as i have
connections in the white house.  Do you understand??]

and as you can see, its just another average day for Mr. Clinton. After
a morning jog, he met with staff members for a few hours behind closed 
doors.  Upon completing what were presumably policy discussions he 
retired to the golf course for 9 holes.  
(runor has it he and tipper met outside the 19th hole for a naked 
romp thru the rough .... 

[ * sound of axe felling unsuspecting columnist*]



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From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Rictus Hep visits a pub
Organization: The Gorilla-Shaped Cookie Trust, GmbH
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 17:15:20 GMT

"Pint of Burnt Norton, please."

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What I want for Christmas
Date: 23 Dec 1992 18:49:33 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Dec23.162227.16625@news.nd.edu> rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca) writes:
>     If anybody out there is of a mind to send me a Christmas present,
>I want a new TV.  Color or B&W, American or Japanese, I'm not picky.
>     I need a new TV because the old one played a Fruit of the Loom
>commercial that used CSNY's "Teach your Children" as background music.

Believe it or not, I have finally bought a TV set.  It's been many years
that I have lived without television in my house, and when I saw this for
sale, I couldn't pass it up.

My TV set is made by Conrac.
My TV set is crystal-controlled.
My TV set takes up four feet of rack space and has 62 vacuum tubes (incl. CRT).
My TV set has a built-in waveform monitor and vectorscope.
My TV set has 70 uV input level sensitivity.
My TV set only gets rotten American network TV programs.
--scott
   (who may just get rid of the thing and buy more records with the money)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Xmas cheer, part two
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 15:23:15 GMT

If I see one more TV sitcom involving an old man who
thinks he's Santa Claus, who everyone thinks is just
a nice old guy who's just a little bit wacky, who
then performs some sort of mystic feat at the end,
making everyone wonder "Gee, maybe he WAS Santa!",
I'm taking an Uzi down to the shopping mall.

--mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: moo moo moo
From: Gregory Edward Hans <gh26+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 15:22:26 -0500 
Organization: Freshman, CIT general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

moo moo moo mooo moo moo.
are cows your toys.
my sister loves cows.she eats them too.
fashionable cows.
stuffed cows.
singing cows.a friend of mine is now in the israeli army.he has a band
when he is not shooting at palestinians or getting stoned.they write
songs about cows.he said he would sooner shoot a palestinian than a cow
because ,"arabs dont hurt the ozone layer"
he was really more of an aquaintance.it frightens me that they could
give him a gun.if no one used dairy cows or beef the cow would die out
since the cow is not suited to be wild any more.
methane
methane
methane
well so there we are.
moo moo moo.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: taylor@ccrs.emr.ca (Trevor Taylor)
Subject: Re: Short shameful Xmas confession
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa
Distribution: talk
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 07:41:54 GMT

In article <schnitzi.725395405@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>When I was home for the holidays, my dad was drinking 'Black Label
>Non-Alcoholic Malt Beverage'.  I am disowning him.
>
>---mark

What the hell is 'black label'...... no booze beverage


We have Black Label beer on Johnny Walker Black label,

but both these are full of alcohol
From: anon.269@pax.tpa.com.au
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: b
Date: 4 Jan 1993 10:58:47 +1030
Organization: PAX - Public Access Unix (Adelaide,South Australia) - Anonymous Service
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zar

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From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: sulfur prosthetics gleam orange under the burning sea
Keywords: coleus, tarragon, maschil, burnish, epithelium, epithalamium
Organization: The Gorilla-Shaped Cookie Trust, GmbH
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 16:00:28 GMT

I would like to apologize for the story posted under the above title.  It
lacks non-sequitur elements and is hackneyed and disgustingly sentimental.

Mark., disembowel me now
gooley@netcom.com
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: You guys let me down
Date: 22 Dec 1992 05:50:39 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Don Dodson, aka "ata boy" (paraphrase) :
>  "I know it *looks* like I wrote a bunch of lame articles,
>   but it was just part of a bet to see how you would react!"

 sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu -- anagram (@=n)
********************************************
  Hush, Dodson!  I.e., brush up yer PC!
********************************************
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From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: xmas report
Date: 28 Dec 92 18:45:53 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
Loot:	SimLife  (Lance)
	the Orb "Patterns & Textures" video (Lance)
	pottery coffee cups & saucers, blue with white stars and
		a yellow crescent moon (Lance's brother Tony & his wife)
 	FarSide desk calendar (Lance's mother, which prompted many 
		"Agnes gave you a PRESENT?" comments, matrimony
		being rather important to Lance's mother)

Spent the days off up in Nevada City, sleeping in Lance's brother's 
living room and playing with Lance's nephews.  Got red clay on every 
item of clothing I brought.  Saw my first xmas riot:  small children 
pouncing on the pile of loot under the tree, hurling wrapping paper 
like confetti, breaking toys as they emerge from the boxes.

Lance's nephews got many objects meant to be thrown, projected,
or hurled.  They got these nerf dart things-- Max the bow-style
shooter, and Nick the slingshot-style shooter.  The darts were
missing their fins & were broken in two by the end of Dec 26,
mostly from impacts with people's heads, I think.  Next year we
will buy a nerf bazooka.  Popular as SimAnt was, the bazooka
should be a better choice.

We missed the Stanford Theater's xmas eve showing of "It's a Wonderful
Life" since we were in Nevada City instead of Palo Alto.  We went to 
see the Muppet Christmas Carol on the night of xmas day.  Nice,
but no substitute for Jimmy Stewart.

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mikem@nntp.telxon.com (Michael Molnar)
Subject: Re: test article
Organization: TELXON Corporation
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 20:43:10 GMT

This is a test article.  Please ignore.
From: thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet)
Subject: Re: ANYONE LOOKS GOOD IN JEANS
Organization: International Foundation for Internal Freedom
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 20:21:21 GMT

richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:

>I look *tough* in jeans.

I look fondle-able in leather motorcycling pants.
The kind with road warrior ribs on the knees and
shin guards.
-- 

Lance Norskog

Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo)
Subject: Re: Shampoo
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 06:00:37 GMT

In article <1992Dec30.035047.27125@news.columbia.edu> hauben@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Michael Hauben) writes:
>effort and money because of the mass of shampoo brands. Is the
>world a better place because there are 20x10^10 brands of
>shampoo? Other than person Y's higher or shiner hair I don't
>think it makes a didily squat difference!
>
>Help me understand! :)
>

there are 20x10^10 parallel universes intersecting
on this planet. coincedence?

-- 
-- Pat Monardo
-- pjm@cshl.org
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: the curliest
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 09:21:16 GMT


smallest thing, it's
right here in my eye i've
got a cold cold hand where you
once were and no more change
where you're still worth 
a nickle.

there's a dog typing on the sidewalk; she looks up and
pats me on the head as i crouch low. "Arrow," I say, 
"what are you typing?"

Arrow pulls the sheet from her typewriter and in the bright
blue glow from the neon storefront, i read of her life as
once a rich dog. but if she was so rich, where is she now?
she pants and sniffs my leg, just like yesterday.

i can never pass Arrow again without dropping some change in
the dog bowl beside her typewriter. "Thanks," she barks,
and sometimes I envy her fur. the snow is piling cold,
or maybe it's her words i see, drifts that she remembers
to us at midnights.

                              billbill@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep visits a pub
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 22:05:00 GMT

In article <1992Dec29.171520.23838@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>"Pint of Burnt Norton, please."

A bottle of cheap Andre', anyone?

>Mark.
>gooley@netcom.com

-T.

-- 
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Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: "A.J. Janschewitz" <p00258@psilink.com>
Subject: Re: Test
Organization: Performance Systems Int'l
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 13:45:37 GMT
X-Mailer: PSILink-DOS (3.3)

>Who the fuck are you?
>
>Go back to alt.lick.an.armadillo and forget you ever did this.
>
>-- 
>
>Rick Kelly    rmkhome!rmk@merk.com    merk!rmkhome!rmk    rmk@frog.UUCP

Hostility will get you everywhere. Did what?

==a.j.==

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From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: 80 Guests, an IBM, and Wolfenstein 3D
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1992 05:27:53 GMT

In article <BzsyD8.6H8@news.udel.edu> jeremym@ravel.udel.edu (Jeremy A Moskowitz) writes:

>Why is it, that if I go over to someone's Christmas bash, 
>I always find there people blowing away Nazis ?

>I'm Jewish, and I was simply wondering if this is a goy thing.
>Please enlighten.

We enjoy defending minorities we also slander and harass.

(Not me though; I haven't killed Nazis, and actually prepared a Kosher
dish for a co-worker, so he wouldn't get left out at a departmental
dinner party....)



-- 
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radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
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From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: Try New DotBeGone!
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 08:11:46 GMT

cj@sgi.com writes:
] 
] I can't get the idiots who maintain that database to remove
] the dots. 

have you tried bleach?

ciao
drieux

	sed 's/.//g'



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From: "A.J. Janschewitz" <p00258@psilink.com>
Subject: Re: Jose, Jose, he's our man
Organization: Performance Systems Int'l
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 1993 20:20:36 GMT
X-Mailer: PSILink-DOS (3.3)

>DATE:   30 Dec 92 23:54:36 EDT
>FROM:   Picasso-puss <annie@canetoad.UUCP>

>"Bottle of Gold
>Friend of the paroled
>When ya gonna let me stop heavin'
>Leave me alone
>Let me go home
>Let me stuff my intestines back down my gullet with some semblance of dignity"

Meter's off.

==a.j.==

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Excuse me, what does that blinking red light on that panel mean? Really? Now?
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From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: fun military secrets
Date: 22 Dec 1992 04:01:01 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
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In article <1h0va8INNoj3@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>In a previous article, gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) says:
>>Nuclear war is civilized.
>>There, I've said it.
>It's legal, too.  Gee.

IT'S CLEAN!

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