HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re:    aka
Originator: lmasterm@bigmax.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 15:35:46 GMT


In article <92226.133236MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>, <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
|> I don't really know where aka comes from. I've only been here for five weeks
|> (listening for the first two), and it's been here as long as I have. I think
|> one of the l(L)isa's would know, but I don't know where anyone is.

Alas, I don't know where they started, either.  I just started here a month or
two ago, and it was a tradition when I arrived.

|> -- Sal "Saviour of Breakfast" Desiano
-- lisa aka I'm I'll have Spam, eggs, and sausage, then...
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: love........
Date: 20 Aug 92 16:13:30 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>|> >>P.S. Where's everybody else? You know that your class participation
>|> >>     grade goes down when only Chris and Sal answer!
>|> >P.P.S. Do I get brownie points for this ?
>|> Chris aka I think that I'd rather have the garden shed.
>or would you like to choose between what's behind door number two, and a boot
>to the head??
How about a knee in the temple, and bamboo shoots in the foreskin.

>--lisa aka I'll take to the blow to the stomach...
OIsnm   I wouldn't mind a bit of that myself. <pufffffff>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: What the what!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 22:15:00 GMT

>>>Are you all crazy on here????!!!!
>>No, I'm a village idiot. My family's been in the idiot business for nigh on
>>400 yars...
>But these new idiots aren't like in the old days. I suppose you have
>a diploma.

Yea. Got my kick in the head too. But the bastards scoffed out on the 
handfull of mud! Something about budget cuts...I did get a bite on the bum,
though.

>>>Titan
>>Ratboy aka Burn him! He's got no AKA!
>MSNio aka either do I... <shit>
Ratboy aka either or neither nor I before E except after C drop the E and
  add an ES damn I hate english

>>>PS: I'd like the Holy Grail script too.  Pretty please!
>>PSS: Whatcha gimme for it? (winky winky)
>PiSS: How many eyes you got there Ratboy? Two... ooooh. Eyes burn,
>      ratboy.
PiSSS: Do you see any I's in Ratboy? I don't, but then I don't have any
       eyes, do I? Someone lead me to the lavvy?
From: MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Wibble, for beginners
Date: 12 Aug 92 15:29:56 GMT
 <1992Aug11.155514.16686@aber.ac.uk>
 <1992Aug12.085120.89725@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au>
 <11AUG199223481375@zeus.tamu.edu> <168418452.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

Reference gobbling turkey strikes again...

>>>> => Well it is time for another silly thread so I will start it off with the
>>>> =>words "Llama".
>>>> Wrong ... we'll start it with 'Albatross'
>>>Wrong again.... "BEANS"
>>Wrong-a, you son of a malnutritioned-a English type..we'll start with-a
>>"semprini"
>>No, no, no.  That won't do at all. "Wankel-rotary-engine."  Yes. That should
>do quite nicely.
>>>>
>>>> =>Pag aka threads starting is me..
>>>> =>
>>>> =>ps. well I could not put threads r us cuz some1 already said that one..
>>>> Simon aka time to introduce some REAL silliness ....
>>>Dave aka <you can't see this but I'm doing the silly walk>
>>Michael aka Is the Third Test in here?
>Chris aka Bum!!!!!!!!
Sal aka Bum? Are you lookin' at me bum? How completely rude!
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cats in Holy Grail
Date: 21 Aug 92 08:52:36 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <sprooney.714327756@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
|> 
|> >>Um.. A couple of mistakes: You said that 'i almost every scene...' I
|> >>think there are 3 scenes with those nice bits in them. Also, you
|> >>said you can hear the cat yowl with each bang... you missed the nice
|> >>bit. It goes yowl about 3 times, and doesn't the last time, so the
|> >>woman goes back inside with it.
|> >>Anyway, The only othre scene where I can remember a cat-torturing
|> >>bit is where Arthur and Bedevere are asking about a shrubbery. I
|> >>think there might be one in the witch scene, but i can't think
|> >>where, coz there's not enuff space between the 'pie jesu domine
|> >><thunk>', and the crowd.
|> >>i'm sure there's a small one somewhere, but Where?
|> 
|> >	Don't forget the one during the Camelot song:  a cat gets
|> >danced upon.
|>  I knew there was summat. Thankee.
|>  Any other suggestions. (I think thns man should be awarded an
|>  honorary anagram, for such wonderful
|>  superior-knowlege-of-MP-than-me. Um.. how about:
|>  Huge berserk rebel warthog.
|> (George Herbert Walker Bush.)

|> iso
|> mn
Oh dear.... has (S)nomi been reading other newsgroupies such as 
missing.halt.processive? or alt.radioactivism? or..... no it can't
be,..... he independently thought of this anagramatic idea.

Male hiC
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: bums and such
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 02:10:11 GMT

In article <17AUG199220145527@zeus.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
 
>
>>>>>>> Simon aka time to introduce some REAL silliness ....
>>>>>>Dave aka <you can't see this but I'm doing the silly walk>
>>>>>Michael aka Is the Third Test in here?
>>>>Chris aka Bum!!!!!!!!
>>>Sal aka Bum? Are you lookin' at me bum? How completely rude!
>>Chris aka Oh, Sorry old chap.  I thought it was one of the (L)lisas' bums.
>Ratboy aka Looking at bums? Look! Across the street there's naked women
>  with big floppy breasts!
Chris aka You had better not let (L)lisa hear you talking about Jos like that!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.postmodern,comp.windows.x,misc.forsale,misc.jobs.misc,rec.humor,rec.pets.dogs,soc.singles,talk.politics.guns
From: sonic@cray.com (Curtis L. Swanson)
Subject: Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FOR HARRY MANDELL
Followup-To: alt.sex
Date: 19 Aug 92 12:43:23 CDT

Ohh, goody!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: space@ncc1701.stgt.sub.org (Lars Soltau)
Subject: Re: I nominate this group to be renamed...
Organization: United Federation of Planets
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 13:48:49 GMT

>>>>> On 22 Aug 92 11:43:51 GMT, Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca (Jeremy Reimer) said:

> Something like alt.juvenile.stupid.useless.cascade seems about right to me.

No it isn't!
-- 
Lars Soltau	bang: <insert ridiculously long path>	    BIX: -- no bucks --
		smart: space@ncc1701.stgt.sub.org

     Germany, Stuttgart-Zuffenhausen, where dreams come true: Heaven is 911!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Wibble, for beginners
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 13:52:56 GMT

In article <sprooney.714166731@unix1.tcd.ie>
sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
 
>
>>>>>>> => Well it is time for another silly thread so I will start it off with the
>>>>>>> =>words "Llama".
>>>>>>> Wrong ... we'll start it with 'Albatross'
>>>>>>Wrong again.... "BEANS"
>>>>>I'm sorry, I'll read that again:  "Number 27.  The Larch."
>>>>But but, I thought Number 27 was the Spanish inquisition!  Or was that 28...
>>>>oh, bum.  I forget.
>>>NOBODY forgets the Spamish Inhibition. Our main weapon is... um...
>Um... ah... It's on the tip of my tongue...
>>>
>>>>>>> =>Pag aka threads starting is me..
>>>>>>> =>
>>>>>>> =>ps. well I could not put threads r us cuz some1 already said that one..
>>>>>>> Simon aka time to introduce some REAL silliness ....
>>>>>>Dave aka <you can't see this but I'm doing the silly walk>
>>>>>Richard aka Tits Winkle & Vibraphone (Solicitors)
>>>>Meetch aka Ergh!  "Grunties" is bad enuff!
>>>IOSnm .. or how about this: zzzzzzzzzip. rollrollrollroll. <thump>
>>><thump>
>>Chris aka Why, that's a garden hose, you silly boy <tee hee>.
>IOsn
>   Strange how everyone makes that mistake. Hold on. That IS The garden
>   hose. I thought I had syphalus there.
>M.
Chris aka Knows the difference between syphilis and a garden hose!
From: eoin@xocolatl.com (John F. Snyder)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lumberjack Song Words - Help
Date: 21 Aug 92 08:04:40 GMT
Reply-To: eoin@xocolatl.com
Organization: Amethyst Systems, Fremont, CA

m_beavis@csd (Bringer of Death) writes:

-> Please could somebody mail me or post here the lumber jack song words.


As posted once before when asked for.  All the words to the
Lumberjack Song.

====================================

From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)

Here they are:

a all and around as bars be been best bra british buttered by chop clothing
columbia cut cuts day dear down eat eats float flowers for from giant girl
girlie go goes hang hangs has have he heels hes high his I I'd I'm in jump
jumps just larch lavatry leaping like likes little lumberjack lunch mighty
my night of oh okaaaaaaayyy okay on papa pine poofter press put puts redwood
rivers rugged rule scones sequoia shoppin side sing skip skips sleep sleeps
so suspendies tea the they this thought to tree trees wants wear wears wed
wednesdays were whats whopping wild wish with womens work works you

Happy singing!

Jos aka Supplier Of The Words

====================================


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From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: love........
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 09:32:07 GMT

00124961@ysub.ysu.edu comments:

>In article <sprooney.713543714@unix1.tcd.ie>
>sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
> 
>>
>>
>>>>>>>Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Furp.
>>>>>>Shaddap, you turkey!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>}>>quite alright. BTW is your name mrs. niggerbaiter by chance?
>>>>>>>>>>}>No, no. She exploded several hundred articles ago...
>>>>>>>>>>}Still trying to sort out which bit goes where... oh damn, the manual
>>>>>>>>>>}upside-down.
>>>>>>>>>>can't you read dutch translated into its native nigerian french portugu
>>>>>>>>>>}
>>>>>>>>>>}>>}  "No sense makes sense."
>>>>>>>>>>}>>}                         Charles Manson
>>>>>>>>>>}>>   "Of Course You Know, This Means War"
>>>>>>>>>>}>>                   Bugs Bunny
>>>>>>>>>>}>        "Certainly!"
>>>>>>>>>>}>                     Curly Fine, Three Stooges
>>>>>>>>>>}     ".. on the highway to hell..."
>>>>>>>>>>}                      Bon Scott, AC/DC.
>>>>>>>>>>      "I Love You"
>>>>>>>>>>                      -any random female to me in the last week
>>>>>>   "But surely it would fit better horizontally..."
>>>>>>             -last words, John Smith, WWWC.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> .sig is a trifle out of date....anyone want to go out with my .sig?
>>>>>>>>>I never wanted to do this. I always wanted to be...........a lumberjack!
>>>>>>>>>And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space "cause there's
>>>>>>>>>bugger all down here on earth (especially in alt.fan.monty-python).
>>>>>>>>>I'd like to apologise for breaking in on your stupidity, but I'm too much of
>>>>>>>>>a bastard.
>>>>>>>>You *BASTARD*!!!
>>>>>>>>James aka I never wanted to be a lumberjack. I wanted to be an accountant,
>>>>>>>>so I could see the world.
>>>>>>>Chris aka Travel to exciting and exotic boardrooms. . .well, that's what the
>>>>>>>recruiting poster said. . .
>>>>>>>Sal aka Are you sure you don't want to be a lion tamer?
>>>>>>>        They're kind of cute, they look like this: [picture of lion]
>>>>>>Um... sal? About that picture of the Lion with the long tongue
>>>>>>that's eating those little ants?
>>>>>>There's a large anteater behind you.
>>>>>Chris aka Are there any large ants we could feed it?
>>>>Sionm... Well we might be OK... it just got one of the officer's
>>>>legs.
>>>Chris aka Wot?!?! One of the officers is a LARGE ANT?!?!?!?!?
>>Nope... he was a smallish uncle.
>Chris aka Is there a such thing as an Uncle-eater? (besides an aunt)
Meetch aka That's a bit of a personal question, innit?
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Testes (sounds a bit R*U*D*E to me...)
Date: 16 Aug 92 15:09:46 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <3235@dozo.and.nl>, jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|> In article <5751@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> Dorothy writes:
|> |In article <1684283B5.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
|> ||> In article <sprooney.713633179@unix1.tcd.ie>
|> ||> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
|> ||>  
|> ||> >
|> ||> >>>Testes, testes, one. Two. Three.
|> ||> >>>Three?!?
|> ||> >>>
|> ||> >>>SOInm.
|> ||> >
|> ||> >>Wow! with equipment like that it must simply be *magic* bein' married to
|> ||> >>you!  That is. . .  if I was a woman (which I'm almost sure that I'm not, but
|> ||> >>I could be wrong, but on the other hand. . . <SLAP!> thank you.)
|> ||> >Well. I suppose I could put you on the list... just pick a number,
|> ||> >and sit down over there. (That's it... far side of the room, so I
|> ||> >can't see you any more. Good boy. (BOY?!?)
|> ||> >>
|> ||> >>Chris aka EEEEEEEEEEEK!
|> ||> >ioSnm kaa OOK!
|> ||> Chris aka Call me Dr. Frank N. Furter. . .
|> |Michael NOT aka 010 574 2828....
|> |                 ring ring
|> |                  ring ring
|> |                   "Hello, Dr F'N Farter's office...."
|> |                     Chris - I've called him/her, now what?                     
|> 
|> Quick! Say something to him, you twit! Don't make a fool out of us all!
|> Say something! (shove, push, pushing Michael aside ...) Gimme that phone!
|> 
|> Hello? Dr. Fancy Farter? Hello? Can you hear me? Yes! Yes! It's me!
|> Jos! d'ya remember me? ... Hello? <beeb>  <beeb>  <beeb>  <beeb> ...
|> 
|> Now, look what you've done! He hung up! You've frightened him! You
|> simply scared 'im off! Now, call that man again and apologize! 

010 574 2829,,,,, You are a "gain" AND a "polo gize"


|> Jos aka What does a telephone taste like?
<| Michael blb Piss judging by the ones around here
From: lindq@etek.chalmers.se (Johan Lindqvist)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: SCRIPTS
Date: 14 Aug 92 11:38:35 GMT
Reply-To: lindq@etek.chalmers.se (Johan Lindqvist)
Organization: Chalmers University of Technology, Gothenburg, SWEDEN

In article <5740@m1.cs.man.ac.uk>, bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-) writes:
|> In article <1992Aug12.135013.559@ccsvax.sfasu.edu>, z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu writes:
|> |> IF ANYONE HAS SCIPTS TO THE HOLY GRAIL OR THE LIFE OF BRIAN, E MAIL ME A COPY
|> |> OR POST IT PLEASE.
|> 
|> 
|> "it"

No not that word.................

______________________________________________________________________________
Johan Lindqvist                     |Due to lack of interest, tomorrow
Gothenburg         Mail:            |has been cancelled.
Sweden      lindq@etek.chalmers.se  |
______________________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: hey now you fool.....
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 13:28:22 GMT

In article <92225.111948MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
<MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
 
>
>>}>>Jester aka forgive me I was bored
>>}>>--
>>}>>tHE kILL iS sWIFT iT mAKES nO sOUND
>>}>>oPPRESION tAKES iTS tOLL
>>}>>rHYTHM oF vIOLENCE cUTS tHROUGH tHE aIR
>>}>>tHERE'S nO mORE cONTROL. ---mINDPHASER, fLA
>>}
>>}>tHE sHIFT tHAT iS lOCKED mAKES nO sOUND
>>}>cAPITALS aRE tERRIBLE tO bEHOLD
>>}>yOU mAKE uS tO lOOK aT tHIS aWFUL wRIT
>>}>tHIS cOULD mAKE mE lOSE mY hOLD --- pHISENDRM, lAF (Anagram Man!!!)
>>}
>>}Naaah. I think it's prettier like this. (luverly poetry tho'.)
>>
>>wHAT dON'T yOU lIKE mY nEW, bUT aLBEIT a tRIFLE aNNOYING
>>pOSTING STYLE????????
>>
>>}>>Sal aka Shuck the Stuck Shift (Shlease?)
>>}ioSnm kaa On.
>>jESTER aKA sHOOT mE nOW, b4 i sPAWN........
>
>Kablam! Kablam! Oh Bugger! I missed!
>Kablam! Whot's that icky reddish stuff on me arm?
>Blood? Is that whot you call it?
>Damn. Urgh. Cludge. [body hits floor, peacefully]
>
>-- Sal "You mean _that's_ the front of the gun?" Desiano
Chris aka Silly boy!  Now, be a good boy and jump in the Crock Pot!
 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: More transcribing
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 04:59:00 GMT

Anyone be interested in the transcription of Monty Python Live at the City 
Center??? If so I'l do it...or has it been done?

Ratboy aka gotta transcribe *something*...
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Is Terry Gilliam American?
Date: 21 Aug 92 10:06:25 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <1992Aug20.102259.21372@nuscc.nus.sg>, ccechk@nuscc.nus.sg (Heng Kek) writes:
> Can anyone confirm whether Terry Gilliam is American or English?  I
> thought I read somewhere that Gilliam is the only American in Python
> and that he lives in England.  And that people make the mistake of
> thinking he's of British origins.  The curiousity is killing
> Michelle Pfieffer. :)
> 
> Heng Kek

He's from Minneapolis but now lives in London.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: toast..err.. TEST
From: djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 21 Aug 92 03:39:40
 <3239@dozo.and.nl><168468309.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> <3250@dozo.and.nl><1684889AD.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu's message of 19 Aug 92 13:47:24 GMTLines: 32

In article <1684889AD.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:

.In article <3250@dozo.and.nl>
.jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

.>
.>In article <168468309.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
.>|In article <3239@dozo.and.nl>
.>|jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
.>|
.>|>
.>|>In article <DJOHNSON.92Aug16142128@gutenberg.gac.edu> djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
.>|>|
.>|>|This is a test to see what the result will be.
.>|>|
.>|>|Dan aka Gettin' a might bit sick of havin' all o' my posts rejected.
.>|>|(grumble grumble)
.>|>
.>|>Ooooouuuhh! Dannyboy! You're back! Finally! Yes! Yes! We can hear you!
.>|>You're comin' thru loud an' clear! Oooh, Dannypoo I've missed you so
.>|>much! No one has missed you so much as I did! Well ... maybe Michael
.>|>did ... or Eccles, or maybe Jester. Yes, I think Jester missed you
.>|>more than I did. And ...[Ll]isa and Chris and  ... Yeah, I think
.>|>everbody missed you more than I did <thud> ...
.>|>
.>|>Jos aka Who, by Jove, is this silly man?
.>|Chris aka I don't know. . . And who is this "Jove" person?
.>Jos aka It's me aunt Muriel dressed up as a Jehova.
.>..  <bonk> <bonk> <bonk> *thud* ... Hey, I didn't say nuffin'!
.Chris aka Helloooooooooooo, we'd like you to have this flowe-(smack!)ouch!
Dan aka Thank you thank you... Its all so very touching I think I
might just [sniff] cry again [SOB]
From: meetch@zeus.dialix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Couple of sketches, help please!
Date: 21 Aug 92 13:24:39 GMT
Organization: Karam Pty. Ltd. Perth, Australia

carlm@iplmail.orl.mmc.com (Carl Morris) begs:

>Hi there,

>I'm looking for the scripts to a couple sketches, and I hope someone
>out there can help me.  

>The first sketch is a bit where several (four?) old men go on about how
>hard things were when they were young.  I seem to remember part of it going
>something like, "We lived in a shoebox in the middle of the road and every
>day when I woke up, four hours before I went to sleep, I had to move the
>shoebox off the road, and then move it back again that night before dinner."

Ahhh.. the four Yorkshiremen.  No, I'm sorry there isn't time.

[other one dissolved in year old lemon curry.]

>                    Thanks -- Carl
Meetch aka You're not welcome.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Originator: lmasterm@bigmax.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 15:19:28 GMT


In article <5701@m1.cs.man.ac.uk>, TeaTotal@cs.man.ac.uk writes:

|> |> Just don't complain. I hate complainers.
|> |> I hate people who hate things.
|> I hate hate hating hate. (therefore I ate)

You hate, therefore you am...  er, um...  therefore you is...  no, that's not
right...  hold on, I'll come in again.

--lisa aka yes, ladies and gentlemen, my other major is English
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: What the what!
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 01:58:42 GMT


>>Are you all crazy on here????!!!!
>No, I'm a village idiot. My family's been in the idiot business for nigh on
>400 yars...
But these new idiots aren't like in the old days. I suppose you have
a diploma.

>>Titan
>Ratboy aka Burn him! He's got no AKA!
MSNio aka either do I... <shit>

>>PS: I'd like the Holy Grail script too.  Pretty please!
>PSS: Whatcha gimme for it? (winky winky)
PiSS: How many eyes you got there Ratboy? Two... ooooh. Eyes burn,
      ratboy.
From: Silly_boy@cs.man.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What the what!
Date: 15 Aug 92 15:06:55 GMT
Reply-To: (money=bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk;other=/dev/nut)
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <0NXJPB3w164w@sys6626.bison.mb.ca>, titan@sys6626.bison.mb.ca (Titanium Knight) writes:
|> Are you all crazy on here????!!!!
|>  
|> Titan
|>  
|> PS: I'd like the Holy Grail script too.  Pretty please!
|> 



okay okay okay.... before this gets of of hand (come back)... if anybody thinks that
my posting of "it" (nudge nudge) implied that I had a crypt (ahem that should be
Script you bloodsucker,..... argggggghhhh ok ok ok crypt) of the Holey Brail then I
would like to (what's that word, again?) a-poly- (hint for new thread) -gise for the
state of the world, I mean for posting "it" (no, not infant technolego) when I haven't
had a crap errr crypt errr ok... I'll make it simple:

I did not mean to|two|three|too|2|tu|tou

Mucky Ale
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: toast..err.. TEST
Date: 18 Aug 92 14:38:33 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <168468309.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
|In article <3239@dozo.and.nl>
|jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
| 
|>
|>In article <DJOHNSON.92Aug16142128@gutenberg.gac.edu> djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
|>|
|>|This is a test to see what the result will be.
|>|
|>|Dan aka Gettin' a might bit sick of havin' all o' my posts rejected.
|>|(grumble grumble)
|>
|>Ooooouuuhh! Dannyboy! You're back! Finally! Yes! Yes! We can hear you!
|>You're comin' thru loud an' clear! Oooh, Dannypoo I've missed you so
|>much! No one has missed you so much as I did! Well ... maybe Michael
|>did ... or Eccles, or maybe Jester. Yes, I think Jester missed you
|>more than I did. And ...[Ll]isa and Chris and  ... Yeah, I think
|>everbody missed you more than I did <thud> ...
|>
|>Jos aka Who, by Jove, is this silly man?
|Chris aka I don't know. . . And who is this "Jove" person?
Jos aka It's me aunt Muriel dressed up as a Jehova. 
	<bonk> <bonk> <bonk> *thud* ... Hey, I didn't say nuffin'!
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