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From: "doug pappas" <doug.pappas@execnet.com>
Subject: us out of freedonia!!
Reply-To: "doug pappas" <doug.pappas@execnet.com>
Organization: Executive Networks Information
Distribution: alt
Date: 21 Jan 93 02:46:33 EST

TF>The New York Times reports that Spy Magazine interviewed twenty
TF>new members of the House of Representatives.  In the midst of a
TF>set of normal questions, the interviewer asked the new Congressfolk
TF>what they thought about United States policy regarding Freedonia
TF>(best known for its valiant leader, Rufus T. Firefly, as played
TF>by Groucho Marx in the 1933 Duck Soup).  All of the interviewees
TF>fervently defended United States policy toward this non-existent
TF>country.

I don't know if I'd call the other questions "normal"...

SPY's representative pretended to be the host of a New York talk radio
program.  He asked new Rep. Don Johnson of Georgia what he thought of
lifting the ban on gays in the military in light of his status as
"Georgia's first openly gay Congressman," as well as asking if he's
related to "Don Johnson, the great actor."  A couple others were asked
their astrological signs or whether they're "cat" or "dog" persons, and
Rep. Jay Inslee of Washington came out forcefully against instant replay
in the NFL.

Excerpts are in the issus with Hillary Clinton in dominatrix garb on the
cover; there's also a fairly nauseating expose of Chuck Berry's coprophagia.
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From: richg@hatch.socal.com (Rich Greenberg)
Subject: Re: AFU SoCal-I
Organization: Hatch Usenet and E-mail.  Playa del Rey, CA
Distribution: na
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 18:27:11 GMT

If any afu readers would be interested in an AFU meeting in the
Los Angeles area in Feb-March, send me email.  If there is enough
interest,  I will put one together.

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From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Subject: Re: Elevator DEATH!
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 15:37:07 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.144139.26266@bmerh85.bnr.ca> caper@bnr.ca (Joe Smith) writes:
>stirling@ozrout.uucp (Stirling Westrup) writes :
>
>>In recent years, there have been two elevator fatalities in Canada.  They
>>happend about 6 months appart, one in Toronto and one in Montreal.  The one
>>in Montreal involved an elevator which suddenly dropped one floor while a
>>man was stepping into it.  He was almost cut in half by the roof of the
>>falling car, and died instantly.  I think his wife was right behind him and
>>witnessed the whole thing.  The incident in Toronto was siimilar.
>
>I believe that the incidents that you are talking about both occured in Ottawa, not
>Toronto and Montreal.

I move for the following line in the FAQ:

Tb. Canada is known for bacon, hockey, and dangerous elevators.

Ted "anyone second?" Frank
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From: jlpicard@austin.ibm.com (Craig Becker)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re:    Airline Interrogaters!!
Date: 26 Jan 93 19:46:47 GMT
Reply-To: jlpicard@austin.ibm.com
Organization: IBM Object Technology Products
Originator: jlpicard@woofer.austin.ibm.com


<MIWHC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:

> Every time I fly out of Scotland's International Airport outside of Glasgow
> (name?) I am fascinated by the skill of the interrogaters that question
> suspicious passengers before checking their luggage.
...
>  They can ask me specific details about the
> university I attended, the neighborhood I live in, the type of car I own in the
> States, questions about my work that even my boss might not understand, and
> what the conditions of a certain ski run were at a tiny resort outside of
> Steamboat Springs, Colorado were like several years ago on a ski vacation.
> 
> I am sure that some of their questions are simply to make me nervous, and judge
> my reaction, and others are for gathering information, but it seems
> inconceivable to me that anyone not genuine could get by these superhumans.
> (i.e. What is the name of a cafe in your neighborhood? How much does a burger
> and fries cost?) When I told one woman the wrong price (accidently) by fifty
> cents, she knew I was wrong and told me so.

I'm sure this is a joke of some sort, but if not, maybe you should
have a chat with Gary Stollman over on alt.alien.visitors...

Craig

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From: clive@x.co.uk (Clive Feather)
Subject: Re: # and * on telephone
Organization: IXI Limited
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 19:57:19 GMT

In article <93024.112950MIWHC@CUNYVM.BITNET> <MIWHC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
> An old girlfriend told me that the phone company first put the # and *
> buttons on the first push button telephones for the purposes of national
> defense. The tones they made could supposedly free up a phone line and allow
> a call to go through even if there were no open lines. Somebody else's
> non-priority call would simply get disconnected.
> Anyway, a few important people in the country knew the codes (senators,
> generals, scientists) just in case there was a national emergency and they
> neede to get through.

[The following culled from comp.dcom.telecom. Archives are kept
somewhere or other, so don't ask me about it: find the original authors
of this material.]

The pad that generates the tones is laid out in a 4 by 3 grid, and the
frequencies of the tones match this (each tone consists of a high note
giving the column, and a low note giving the row). The actual equipment
uses four columns, with the entries in the right hand column usually
being called "A", "B", "C", and "D". Some modems can even generate these
tones.

US telephone equipment no longer in use used the ABCD tones to control
calls, and generating them from your phone could be used to make free
calls. Therefore AT&T used to watch out for these tones, and have you
sent to prison for using them (this last may be a UL). Modern equipment
separates the talk circuits from the control circuits, and so these
tones have no effect.

On the Autovon (military) phone system, phones have four extra buttons,
which generate these tones. These buttons indicate that a call has
priority over other calls, and can cause lower priority calls to be
disconnected if necessary to open a circuit. The A tone indicates "Flash
Override" - information necessary to start/stop a war - and misuse will
probably get you shot.

The area code 710 is allocated to "the Federal Government". Allegedly,
calls to this area code have priority handling, but can only be made
from specific phones - all other phones will just give "number
unobtainable". Certainly telephone company staff are very coy about 710,
and have been known to make comments like "you're not supposed to know
about that".

Summary: heavily distorted truth.

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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Hooker revisited
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 06:44:52 GMT

In article <199301241908.AA25565@jjoyce.unx.sas.com> sasbmt@unx.sas.com (Bruce Tindall) writes:
>ObFolkEtymology:  "effigy" is derived from the letters F-I-G, or
>"GIF" spelled backwards.  "GIF" is a computer term for "picture",
>as well as being the initials of the words in one of the 100 Eskimo
>phrases meaning "To Insure Promptness" and/or "Kibo Paradigm CIA Fodder".

That's "Kibo Paradijum CIA Fodder".  I know because Ronald Reagan once
used that word in a speech.  pa-ruh-di-jum.
							-- K.

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From: hayesstw@risc1.unisa.ac.za (Steve Hayes)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,rec.nude,alt.religion.kibology,alt.slack,alt.conspiracy
Subject: Re: Driving without shoes
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 14:13:34 GMT
Organization: University of South Africa
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In article <1k5v4uINN4pg@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> maupb@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J L Saunders) writes:

>Well, you see if the driver had *literally* stood on the brakes, not a lot
>would have happened :-) However, if one were to execute an emergency stop
>correctly, one would indeed end up standing on the brakes, figuratively 
>speaking. However, what's important is how one gets there. By stamping on the
>brake pedal as hard as you can, you are increasing you chances of going into
>an uncontrollable skid. Much of the point of the initial progressive braking
>is to allow the suspension to settle into "braking stance" before full force
>is applied. The only situations where you would actually want to lock the
>brakes/wheels are when you are braking in thick snow or gravel.

I was taught to stamp on the brake pedal as hard and as rapidly as possible 
until the vehicle stops. One stamps on it with a pumping action. This was 
not merely words, but I was also taught to practise it until I got it 
right - on a London Transport skid pan.

The stopping distance of a double-decker bus on a wet surface is a lot 
shorter when this is done, and I would imagine it applies to other vehicles 
too.


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From: "al sorhaindo" <al.sorhaindo@execnet.com>
Subject: tuition refund ul?
Reply-To: "al sorhaindo" <al.sorhaindo@execnet.com>
Organization: Executive Networks Information
Distribution: alt
Date: 21 Jan 93 02:46:35 EST

Has anyone else heard this corollary to a popular college UL?


Not only did I hear their that there was an "official" rule printed
in the student handbook allowing students to leave if a professor
was more than 10 minutes late, but that a student could then get
a partial tuition refund as well!

For example, if your your class was scheduled to meet twice a week
for 15 weeks you would get back 1/30 of your tuition for each time
the instructor was absent. 
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From: andrew@utopia.resntl.bhp.com.au (Andrew Lewis)
Subject: Re: Darkie (was Re: Peter Norton, son of Betty Crocker)
Organization: BHP Research - Newcastle Laboratories
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 00:12:56 GMT

In article <2015@spam.ua.oz>, jaskew@spam.ua.oz (Joseph Askew) writes:
|> In article <1993Jan14.045705.22337@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai) writes:
|> >slb3y@cc.usu.edu (Punk Rocketeer) writes:
|> >>In article <1993Jan12.232816.29950@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>,
|> >>PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai) writes:
|> 
|> >>> ObUL: One can buy 'Darkie' toothpaste in parts of Asia, that
|> >>> has a picture of a black fellow on the tube.
|> 
|> This is indeed true!

This *was* indeed true. Last time I looked at my local Chinese grocery it had
been renamed 'Darlie', though the picture was the same.

|>...
|>I tried to brush my teeth with it once - never again. You are better
|>off using drain cleaner.

Andrew 'I prefer shaving cream to drain cleaner' Lewis
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From: schnizer@kurims.kyoto-u.ac.jp (Schnizer Ansgar)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,sci.skeptic
Subject: Re: AIDS cases reach 1 million, again....SPY
Date: 27 Jan 93 11:11:59 GMT
	<1993Jan27.020024.16936@midway.uchicago.edu>
Organization: Research Institute for Mathematical Sciences, Kyoto, Japan.

In article <1993Jan27.020024.16936@midway.uchicago.edu> thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank) writes:
 -In article <mjenkins.728073334@cunews> mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson) writes:
 ->This is from the Feb. SPY magazine, condensed.
 ->
 ->Oct 1, 1985: New York Times reports that "up to one million Americans"
 ->are infected with the AIDS virus, and the total may be climbing up but
 ->to 1,000-2,000 per day.
 ->

              [and not getting any higher....]

In the Los Angeles Times section of the Daily Yomiuri I read 
once [well, that you can call reference!] that AIDS infections 
are decreasing in the US since something like 1985. No reason
was given, but we still can make some up, can't we

a.) AIDS infections are more or less stable since a longer time, 
    but nobody knew back then that it's called AIDS
    
b.) The CIA is behind it

In the before mentioned Newspaper they further predicted a _stunning_ 
growth rate of AIDS infections in Asia.


Ansgar "So, who dicovered the AIDS Virus?" Schnizer

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From: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Bambi meets Godzilla.
Keywords: apres ceci le deluge
Date: 27 Jan 93 06:59:42 GMT
Reply-To: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Organization: Columbia University

In article <1993Jan27.002038.25990@samba.oit.unc.edu> Bruce.Tindall@launchpad.unc.edu (Bruce Tindall) writes:
>In article <C1HH0L.4sE@rahul.net> phil@rahul.net (Phil Gustafson) writes:
>>Phil "For extra credit, what does Genevieve Bujold have to do with
>>all this? cjl responses don't count." Gustafson
>
>I can't legally answer, because Phil and I discussed this in e-mail,
>but I can try to come up with an acceptable secondary answer, such as:
>
>"Because she's the only person in the world whose diodes are already
>arranged just as Phil likes them?"

What other parts of G. B. are to Phil's liking?

Does Phil only like the COMA arrangement of diodes?

cj "flatliners 'R us" l
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From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Subject: AFU West V
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 04:03:41 GMT

In article <C18H54.LEo@rahul.net> phil@rahul.net (Phil Gustafson) writes:
>It seems that Ted Frank won't be able to make AFU V, but Bill Nelson
>and Joe Chew will.  The gatherings always seem to include the upper crust
>of alt.peeves.  Infamous angel STella has shown up more than once, and
>we have trouble hiding the events from Nolan Hinshaw.  New blood is
>always welcome.  And, Ted, I hope we luck out and get to see you.

Could happen, but increasingly unlikely.  It seems I'll have to hold out for 
AFU West VI.  Just as well -- I'd hate to interfere with Terry's burgeoning
legal practice just as it's getting started.  Seeing as how AFU West V is
going to include the infamous Newlywed Game videotape, maybe I'll get a hold
of a snuff film for AFU West VI.  Think of me over the chicken mole -- I'll
be investigating chimney diameters at Cornell.

I would like to thank all the a.f.u. dignitaries who were astonishly 
generous in offering me the use of their homes, hearths, and wives (in 
the best Eskimo tradition, of course) and conversations that would include 
more than variations of the word "snow" -- and not once did anyone try 
to charge me two-fifty for it.  I was truly touched.

Ted "hey, where's my wallet?" Frank
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From: jtchew@csa3.lbl.gov (Ad absurdum per aspera)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Cuttin' the Rug
Date: 23 Jan 1993 16:48 PST
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> Factoid, fictionoid, or UL?  Islamic artists and artisans (including rug
> makers, weavers, knotters, whatever) deliberately include an error in
> their product in recognition of the fact that only Allah is perfect.

But if only Allah is perfect, does that not imply categorically
that humans are imperfect, thereby obviating the need to
deliberately include an error?  In fact, would it not be 
blasphemy to do so because it implies that you would have 
achieved perfection otherwise?

Joe "Don't even THINK of arguing this stuff with a former Catholic" Chew
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From: tcg@mayo.edu (Thomas Gerber)
Subject: Coca Cola dissolves meat?
Reply-To: tcg@mayo.edu
Organization: Mayo Clinic/Foundation Rochester MN Campus
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 93 20:31:58 GMT

   Maybe it's another old hat, but, hey, I'm relatively new to the U.S.:
there was a "story" I repeatedly heard in the 60's that was meant to illustrate
the allegedly harmful effects of Coca Cola on the mucous membranes of your
stomach. It went like:
"If you put a piece of meat in a bowl of Coke overnight, the meat will dissolve
completely." Of course I never got around to trying it out ...

   I'm sure it's UL, where did it come from? Anybody else over here ever heard
this or tried it?

         - Thomas "I'm a vegetarian, anyway" Gerber

   




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From: billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com (bill nelson)
Subject: Re: Okay, if you're so smart ...
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Company, Corvallis, Oregon USA
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 20:40:08 GMT

cindy@solan10.solan.unit.no (Cynthia Kandolf) writes:
: Ted Frank asks:
: >Does pooter meat taste like chicken?
: 
: How do you get meat from a 'pooter?  (One year's supply of lutefisk
: for the best answer.)

You sing to it the tune "Meat me tonight, in Dreamland".

Bill
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From: rchao@netcom.com (Robert Chao)
Subject: parking meter nun smash
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 07:26:26 GMT

A long time ago I saw in a TV movie where a nun came up to a parking
meter and smashed it with her purse or with her hip, and it gave her
some time. It cracked me up, because it was a nun.
Is there anything to do to a parking meter to cough up some time, apart
from inserting slugs or opening the meter? (I doubt it.)

Just to make the article interesting, does anyone remember this show? I
think it was called the Snoop Sisters. I don't remember a thing about it.

-- 
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From: lawson@acuson.com (Drew Lawson)
Subject: Foucalt pendulums (Re: coriollis effect and Foucalt pendulums)
Reply-To: lawson@acuson.com (Drew Lawson)
Organization: ACUSON, Mountain View, CA
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 22:34:01 GMT

In article <1993Jan19.190049.27303@cbnewsj.cb.att.com> khoover@cbnewsj.cb.att.com (kent.d.hoover) writes:

>Curious that no one reports any such sighting SOUTH of the equator, isn't it.
>
>Kent "they do funny things backwards down there" Hoover

The _really_ curious thing (OK, I am easily entertained) is that the
behavior, particularly rotational time, depends on the latitude.  If
you are at a different lattitude, it turns at a different speed.

At the poles, it takes 24 hours.  On the equator, it doesn't rotate at
all.


Drew "or so I read somewhere" Lawson
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From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Subject: Re: AIDS cases reach 1 million, again....SPY
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 02:00:24 GMT

In article <mjenkins.728073334@cunews> mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson) writes:
>This is from the Feb. SPY magazine, condensed.
>
>Oct 1, 1985: New York Times reports that "up to one million Americans"
>are infected with the AIDS virus, and the total may be climbing up but
>to 1,000-2,000 per day.
>
>Apr 6, 1986: The Times reports that an "estimated one million people
>in the United States" are infected with the AIDS virus.
>
>Aug 27, 1989: The 100,000th case of AIDS is reported. HHS Secretary
>Louis Sullivan writes in the Los Angeles Times that "more than one
>million Americans have already been infected."
>
>June 25, 1990: Comparing the spread of AIDS in inner cities to that of
>Africa, Newseek notes that "an estimated 1 million Americans are
>infected with the virus."
>
>June 28, 1992: The CDC offers grim predictions of the AIDS rate, and
>the Times reports it, adding, "the CDC estimates, very roughly, that
>one million Americans are infected."
>
>At press time, a CDC spokesperson told Spy that the number of
>Americans infected with AIDS had reached a staggering one million.
>
>Comments?

Part of the problem is the media -- the CDC would report "250,000
infected, with a 95% confidence range of 100K to 1,000,000" or something
like that, and the media would say "up to a million."  The media
consistently reported the high end of the confidence ranges, but at
the same time, CDC probably overestimated by quite a bit in the
early years, and I suspect they're overestimating even today.
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From: russ@bbxrbk (Russ Kepler)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Of kettles and Caroline...
Date: 27 Jan 93 04:30:37 GMT
Organization: russ at home in Albuquerque New Mexico

In article <2835@eagle.ukc.ac.uk> dmp1@ukc.ac.uk (D.M.Procida) writes:
>	So: is Caroline a hopeless purveyor of useless pseudo-
>scientific pap, or should I spray myself with freon (or an ozone-
>friendly alternative) and hit myself with a hammer for being
>unreasonably sarcastic?

Yes.


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From: walsh@optilink.COM (Mark Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Headlight Dimmer Switch
Date: 20 Jan 93 19:13:33 GMT
Organization: Optilink Corporation, Petaluma, CA

From article <C141wL.6oM@gabriel.keele.ac.uk>, by csa09@seq1.keele.ac.uk (Paul Singleton):
> From article <1993Jan18.234407.1598@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, by PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai):

>> ObUL: It's illegal in many places to coast down hills in neutral.

> In the UK I believe that counts as "not being in proper control of the car"
> or some such.  Freewheeling transmissions (like wot bicycles have) are
> forbidden.  VolksWagen formerly used them on some models, I believe.

I was unaware of VW doing this, but Saab did.  It was kinda neat.
It could be argued that a lot of automatic transmissions are
dangerous for the same reason.

Anyway, the California Vehicle Code has this section:

21710.  The driver of a motor vehicle when traveling on down grade
upon any highway shall not coast with the gears of such vehicle in
neutral.

Cheers -- Mark "We be freewheelin" Walsh
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