HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bkuhn@cs.loyola.edu (Bradley " b " Kuhn)
Subject: Re: Undocumented Assembly
Organization: Loyola College in Maryland
	<20DEC199213580081@jane.uh.edu>
Date: 20 Dec 92 22:23:46

In article <20DEC199213580081@jane.uh.edu> st1ns@jane.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.) writes:

   In article <0HTwVB4w165w@quest.UUCP>, srhqla!quest!kdq writes...
   >jopi@stekt.oulu.fi (Jouko Valta) writes:
   > 
   >> 	Undocumented Assembler Commands:

I missed the Original post.  Did it have :
HCF (Halt and Catch Fire)?
(Could someone email me the Assembler Commands list?)
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From: mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael T Freeman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Elephant jokes!!!!
Date: 11 Dec 92 18:14:39 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.Bz3xCI.Mq3
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

emstewar@unix.amherst.edu (EMILY MAUREEN STEWART) writes:

>How about these:

>How do you know when an elephant's been in your fridge?
>A bag of peanuts is missing.

>How do you know when two elephants have been in your fridge?
>Two bags of peanuts are missing.

>How do you know when three elephants have been in your fridge?
>Three bags of peanuts are missing.

>How do you know when four elephants have been in your fridge?
>There's a VW parked out front

	Just one question. . . .



	WHO KEEPS PEANUTS IN THEIR REFRIGERATOR !?!
-- 
        --Just for the record, I did               Michael Freeman
          NOT vote for Billary Clinton... 	   mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
						   U of I at Urbana/Champaign
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ksf3e@Virginia.EDU ("Kayla *Soup* Friedman")
Subject: Re: request for blonde jokes
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 20:51:24 GMT

I was recently sent 4** blond jokes over e-mail from a friend
at Carnegie Mellon.  If you really want them all (it is a LOT),
then drop me a line at my e-mail address and I will forward it.
Kayla Friedman
ksf3e@uva.pcmail.virginia.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: petitc@vccnw04.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: Murphy's Laws of Love
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 14:05:59 GMT

viking@iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson) writes:

>In <31189@nntp_server.ems.cdc.com> ahummel@ems.cdc.com writes:

>>No its: Money can't buy love, but it can buy a lot of first class affection!

>	You can't buy a woman with money, but just you try and get one
>without it!

 Actually, I can make it an equation:

 Money + Woman = Love

 Love - Money = Woman who Just Wants to be Friends

 Sound about right?


-- 
Now on sale, in Aisle 5 of the Divine Supermarket---Lives, and Clues.  Buy
yours now and avoid the rush!  They make great Christmas gifts!
Cynicism is only realism projected into the future.
If your fondest wish is to fly, don't draw up plans for flippers.
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: hinz@picard.med.ge.com (David Hinz Mfg 4-6987)
Subject: Re: Wanted: practical jokes for pretentious co-worker
Organization: GE Medical Systems, Magnetic Resonance
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 92 08:48:54 GMT

Cindy Windham (cindy@berkp.uadv.uci.edu) wrote:
: The subject says it all.  

Yeah, but not necessarily....not all newsreaders display the whole subject.
On my screen, it said " Re: Wanted: practical jokes for pr"

Just thought you'd like to know.

Later,
Dave

--

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Don't blame me; I voted for Perot!                hinzd@picard.med.ge.com 
SAAB - Because you get what you pay for.             Pherrets are Phun!!!
From: jkemper@ub.d.umn.edu (Regretful)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: one night stands
Date: 17 Dec 1992 16:53:32 -0600
Organization: University of Minnesota, Duluth
NNTP-Posting-Host: ub.d.umn.edu



	Please send any jokes you have about one night stands to my friend...


		abissone@ub.d.umn.edu


		THANKS!!
From: josephc@cco.caltech.edu (Joseph Chiu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: WANTED: Existence of Idaho paper
Date: 14 Dec 1992 01:14:47 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
NNTP-Posting-Host: sandman.caltech.edu

Hi all,

I used to have a joke that argues that Idaho does not exist (or was that 
Iowa?) which was a spoof on holocaust revisionists.  Does anyone have this?
I sent it to my English teacher a while ago, and she would like to get
it again.

Please e-mail to me.  Thank you.
-- 
Joseph Chiu, Dept. of Computer Science, Caltech.    josephc@coil.caltech.edu
1-57 California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA 91126. +1 818 449 5457 
*    Now running OS/2, Windows, DOS, and UNIX (okay, well, maybe not...)   *
From: dhoeferlin@desire.wright.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: The Twelve Bugs of Christmas is NOT IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN!!
Date: 20 Dec 92 23:33:49 EST
Distribution: rec
Organization:  Wright State University 

In article <BURLEY.92Dec19032806@apple-gunkies.gnu.ai.mit.edu>, burley@apple-gunkies.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Craig Burley) writes:
> In article <1992Dec18.225114.6274@desire.wright.edu> dhoeferlin@desire.wright.edu writes:

.........stuff removed...........

> I doubt you have more than a tiny amount of knowledge regarding copyright
> and trademark laws in the USA, or you wouldn't make a statement like that.
> (The "registered trademark" bit really gives it away.)
> 
..........stuff removed............
> 
> There might well be some useful information on the net, but as is obvious
> from your post, you can't trust that people who make apparent claim to
> knowledge on a subject actually possess any.  That's true for books and

..........stuff removed...........
> 
> James Craig Burley, Software Craftsperson    burley@gnu.ai.mit.edu
> Member of the League for Programming Freedom (LPF) lpf@uunet.uu.net

	I'll admit that I don't know much about copyright and trademark
laws in the USA, but then I never claimed to be knowledgeable on those 
subjects either.  The comment that seemed to get under your skin had 
nothing to do with the point I was trying to make.  
	Isn't it neat how you can see something that I said that was 
incorrect and flaunt you own knowledge while making irrevelant personal 
attacks.
	Hey, I never claimed to have any knowledge on the subject of 
copyrights and trademarks.  So your conclusion from above, that you claim
is obvious from my post, is without evidence.  It would have been different
had I actually claimed to be knowledgeable on the subject, like you assert.
	As for my original post, I was attempting to make a simple point.
When you post something to the net, it may get copied without credit where
credit is due.  I'm sure you'd agree that this happens all the time, to 
hundreds of people who post their original work to the net.  I have no
interest in a argument/flame-war about copyright/trademark laws.

|==============================|
| David Hoeferlin              |
| Wright State University      |
| Electrical Engineering       |
| dhoeferlin@desire.wright.edu |
|==============================|
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: tjr2g@Virginia.EDU ("!!! Cosmic Charlie")
Subject: Downloading
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 01:34:33 GMT

Hey Folks!
Just wondering if it is possible to send a file to a printer or
something like that.  At UVA I am using something called
usenet.  I have a mail account called PCMAIL.  It is a non
interactive non vax system only for mail.  If anyone could
help I am TJR2G@uva.pcmail.virginia.edu
or tjr2g@faraday.clas.virginia.edu
Thanks
From: SBARNETT@tattoo.cs.widener.edu (Scott Barnett)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: What's allowed on rec.humor?
Date: 19 Dec 1992 05:49:18 GMT
Organization: Widener University Department of Computer Science, Chester PA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: tattoo.cs.widener.edu
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

Hi everyone,
   I am new to rec.humor and was wondering what is allowed and what isn't?
(eg. adult, religious, ethnic, etc...)  Thanks.

________________________________________________________________________
Scott R. Barnett			sbarnett@tattoo.cs.widener.edu
Computer Lab Manager			Scott.R.Barnett@cyber.widener.edu
Widener University			Harry Sullivan is an imbecille! 
   All opinions expressed or implied are my own and no one else's!!!		



________________________________________________________________________
Scott R. Barnett			sbarnett@tattoo.cs.widener.edu
Computer Lab Manager			Scott.R.Barnett@cyber.widener.edu
Widener University			Harry Sullivan is an imbecille! 
   All opinions expressed or implied are my own and no one else's!!!
From: rj24@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Robert  Johnston)
Subject: Weird al lyrics
Reply-To: rj24@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Robert  Johnston)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 03:32:10 GMT

Thanks to all those that sent me lyrics or ftp info.
Please do not send me any more.
Thanks.

Robert Johnston
From: dhoeferlin@desire.wright.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: The Twelve Bugs of Christmas is NOT IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN!!
Date: 18 Dec 92 22:51:14 EST
Distribution: rec
Organization:  Wright State University 

In article <SCANNELL.92Dec16125150@bubba.ma30.bull.com>, scannell@bubba.ma30.bull.com (P Scannell) writes:
> The humor piece noted above was posted on rec.humor.funny last year
> clearly flagged as original material and carrying an appropriate
> copyright notice.  It was recently REPOSTED on rec.humor.funny 
> without my knowledge or consent and with the attribution of
> authorship and the copyright notice stripped away.  Please be
> advised that this piece is my original work and is NOT NOT NOT
> in the public domain.
> --
>  == Pat Scannell                      Bull HN Information Systems Inc. ==
>  == (508) 294-2190                    300 Concord Road   MA30-826A     ==
>  == P.Scannell@bull.com               Billerica, MA 01821              ==

Pat,
	Lets be realistic.  You post something to rec.humor.funny which
is viewed all over the world.  There are all kinds of people in this 
world.  Ones who will respect your work and keep your name at the bottom.
But there are also many who will take anyone's work and distribute it in
any way they feel like doing so, with or without credit to the author.
Evidently someone of the second type got ahold of your work.  Please
do not tell me that you are terribly surprised by this event which has
disturbed you.
	I also doubt that you have a legal copyright to the material, or a 
registered trademark or anything like that.  

|============================================================================|
| It doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you come home     |
| for Dinner!                                                                | 
|============================================================================|
| David Hoeferlin              | Disclaimer:  This University has everything |
| Wright State University      | to do with my shrinking wallet, but         |
| Electrical Engineering       | nothing to do with my Opinions, Actions     |
| dhoeferlin@desire.wright.edu | or even my Education.                       |
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Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 01:30:12 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.141855.1@vax1.umkc.edu> digdoug@vax1.umkc.edu writes:

>  
>  Merry Christmas!

I must be losing it. What this had to do with humor I know not. Besides, it
wasn't even labeled as an original contribution as I'm sure it was...

Steve Franklin
-- 
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From: Todd_Lewis@unc.edu (Todd M. Lewis)
Subject: Re: WANTED: Existence of Idaho paper
Organization: UNC Office of Information Technology
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 16:05:32 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.075615.73515@gibdo.engr.washington.edu>  
bobk@gibdo.engr.washington.edu (Bob) writes:
>           THE "STATE" OF IDAHO: THE CASE FOR OPEN DEBATE
>           ==============================================

When I found the posting about "Idaho" last fall and showed it to
friends, I thought it was funny and pretty much left it at that.  Every
few days, however, the thing would pop back into my mind and wouldn't
leave me alone.  I was going to have to see for myself. 

My wife, Tamara, soon started making noises about Summer vacation
plans.  Either Europe or "somewhere out west" would do. 
"Yellowstone!" I suggested.  "We could fly into Salt Lake City and
drive up."  Drive up, that is, through the South East corner of what was
supposed to be Idaho!  I could blow off a week watching geysers for a
chance to see part of Idaho from a high-speed rental car.  She went for
it, and in early July we were speeding North out of Salt Lake toward
what seemed like, well, nothing much. 

And that's exactly what we found.  We hit what was supposed to be the
northern border of Utah--and frankly I could see why the state didn't
want to go on.  But from there until we hit the west edge of Wyoming we saw
nothing.  I mean nothing at all.  Sure, they had some highway signs that
some people would have taken to mean that they were somewhere but
those people would be wrong!  We were nowhere. 

Over a week later on our way back from Yellowstone (which, by the way,
definitely IS somewhere) we took the same route and there was still no
sign of a state where Idaho was reported to be.  I was skeptical at
first, but I've looked and I didn't find Idaho.  Somebody has a lot of
explaining to do.
---
Todd M. Lewis / Todd_Lewis@unc.edu / utoddl@guitar.oit.unc.edu
       An acorn's destiny is not to become an oak tree.
         An acorn's destiny is to become a squirrel.
--
 _/_/_/  _/     Todd_Lewis@unc.edu          You can lead a horse to 
  _/    _/     utoddl@guitar.oit.unc.edu   Mohammad, but you can't make
 _/    _/_/_/                             a mountain drink a mole hill.
From: jwc@netxcom.netx.com (Jeff Comer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Indonesia (Was - Re: huh?)
Date: 15 Dec 92 18:43:00 GMT
Organization: The Chaos Bobs

>In article <BURLEY.92Dec1214355@apple-gunkies.gnu.ai.mit.edu>, 
>burley@apple-gunkies.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Craig Burley) writes:
>Just for fun, I wonder if any non-Muslims out there know which country is
>the _most_ populous predominantly Muslim nation in the world?

In article <55077@licre.dn.mu.oz.au> DAVIS@licre.dn.mu.oz.au writes:
>Indonesia?
>Ian Davis                      DAVIS@licr.dn.mu.oz.au

Hey this was the Final Jeopardy question/answer about a week ago.
Indonesia is correct. Why is this in r.h.d??

-jc
From: sjb5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (STACY JOHN BEHRENS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: BSMFH
Date: 12 Dec 92 23:55:03 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

I've been told there is a Bastard System Manager From Hell or some such thing.
(the sequel to BOFH)  If anyone has such a beast could it be reposted?  Thanks

-- 
Stacy John Behrens
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Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: Re: Capitol City Illiteracy
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 16:05:31 GMT

In article <5189@gos.ukc.ac.uk> mcw@ukc.ac.uk (Mark Wheadon) writes:

>Is it just me, or has rec.humor.funny lost its ``funny'' since the
>change in moderator?
>
It's just you. 

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Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Merry Christmas Everyone
From: digdoug@vax1.umkc.edu
Date: 15 Dec 92 14:18:55 CST
Organization: University of Missouri - Kansas City
NNTP-Posting-Host: vax1.umkc.edu


  
  Merry Christmas!


Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: akp@cns.nyu.edu (Prashanth Kumar A.K.,Rm 1010)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
Reply-To: akp@cns.nyu.edu
Organization: Center for Neural Science.(NYU)
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 03:48:11 GMT



Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that
each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his
choice.

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians
called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukka"
and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank.  People
passing each other on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy
Hanukka!" or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!"
              
Wish it was my creation...but no,it is by Dave Barry, in:
"Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide"



Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,alt.culture.ny-upstate,alt.usage.english
From: peter@NeoSoft.com (Peter da Silva)
Subject: Re: Capitol City Illiteracy
Organization: NeoSoft Communications Services -- (713) 684-5900
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 11:34:20 GMT

In article <1gnqroINNpuq@news.UU.NET> tale@ten.uu.net (David C Lawrence) writes:
>    Capital of Texas Leasing  (what IS the capital of Texas?)

The letter "T", of course.
-- 
Peter da Silva.  <peter@sugar.neosoft.com>.
 `-_-'   Oletko halannut suttasi tnn?
  'U`    
Tarjoilija, tm ateria el viel.
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: carlson@cwis.unomaha.edu (Brian D. Carlson)
Subject: Cows
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 23:10:24 GMT


	The infamous dos 5.0 chkdsk destroyed my hard drive. That isn't
funny, but the worst part is, I lost my copy of the ascii pics of cows.

	Would someone please post it to rec.humor, or mail it to me
please?

	Brian
	carlson@unomaha.edu
From: mre@kepler.unh.edu (Santa MikE)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: smileys
Date: 17 Dec 1992 00:28:55 GMT
Organization: University of New Hampshire  -  Durham, NH
NNTP-Posting-Host: kepler.unh.edu

In article <1g910bINNla1@bigboote.WPI.EDU> lerxst@wpi.WPI.EDU (Christopher Briggs) writes:
>I was wondering if anyone has a complete list of smileys that they're
>willing to send me.

Me2!  Send it to MikE@unh.edu, cause I usually don't read this group (but that
may change.).  Thanx.
	--MikE....:)..;)....>;-)...}-)....:(....how's that for starters?


-- 
Mike Escutia	   |	"Holy Bat Caves, Boy Wonder!" 
a.k.a. Pliable Lad |				--Speedball, 
of the LNH	   |MikE@unh.edu |||  		  _New Warriors_ #31
From: mj_brewe@tofu.uwe.ac.uk (M Brewer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: 50 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate!!!!
Date: 13 Dec 92 13:24:03 GMT
Organization: The University of the West of England (The Magic Roundabout)

In article <1992Dec8.032407.5224@ra.oc.com>, ferguson@wizard.etsu.edu (Jason M Ferguson) writes:

I think I speek for a few of us.

POST THE 50 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate! 
I will save clogging up the net.

Mark
Cloggin up the net also.
(PS I would like a copy as well if someone is mailing. THANKYOU!)



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From: tale@ten.uu.net (David C Lawrence)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,alt.culture.ny-upstate,alt.usage.english
Subject: Re: Capitol City Illiteracy
Date: 16 Dec 1992 18:00:24 GMT
Organization: UUNET Technologies, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: ten.uu.net

In article <S4c1.4433@looking.on.ca> kayser@asc.slb.com (Bill Kayser) writes:

   Living in Austin, Texas, is probably not unlike living in other state
   capitols in the sense that about half of the businesses in town have
   names that begin with "Capitol..." such as Capitol City Lightbulbs,
   Capitol Yugo, etc.

   I was looking up one such business in the phone book recently and had
   trouble finding the phone number until I looked under "Capital..."  In
   fact, I was amazed that about 150 of the "Capitol" businesses in
   Austin have misspelled their first name.  Among them:

   Capital of Texas Leasing  (what IS the capital of Texas?)
   Capital Metro (the city public transportation organization)
   Capital City Financial Services (pun intended?)
   Capital Area Speech Language & Educational Services
   Capital City Creative School

I'm afraid I don't understand the complaint here.  "Capital" is the
spelling of the word which means the city or town that is a seat of
government.  "Capitol" refers specifically to the building where such
governing is conducted -- ie, the building of the legislature.  In
light of that, I would say more often than not it is really "Capital"
that is intended and not "Capitol".  I wouldn't label either
misspellings without knowing the intent of the people doing the
naming.  (It also hardly seems to make the original message suitable
for rec.humor.funny.)

A little net.history: there was a periodic posting made by someone
from out of state which referred to the NY Capital District, the
Albany/Troy/Schenectady tri-city area, and it went back and forth at
least four times between the two spellings, with me correcting it each
time it had an 'o'.  The maintainer was finally convinced that
"Capital" was what was really meant, and that regardless he should
accept the way the people of the region want it no matter what
self-style pedants from other areas thought was right.

Just another self-styled pedant combatting the rest of them,
Dave
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: scannell@bubba.ma30.bull.com (P Scannell)
Subject: The Twelve Bugs of Christmas is NOT IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN!!
Reply-To: P.Scannell@bull.com
Organization: Bull HN, Worldwide Information Systems, Billerica, Mass., USA
Distribution: rec
Date: 16 Dec 92 12:51:50

The humor piece noted above was posted on rec.humor.funny last year
clearly flagged as original material and carrying an appropriate
copyright notice.  It was recently REPOSTED on rec.humor.funny 
without my knowledge or consent and with the attribution of
authorship and the copyright notice stripped away.  Please be
advised that this piece is my original work and is NOT NOT NOT
in the public domain.
--
 == Pat Scannell                      Bull HN Information Systems Inc. ==
 == (508) 294-2190                    300 Concord Road   MA30-826A     ==
 == P.Scannell@bull.com               Billerica, MA 01821              ==
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: rj24@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Robert  Johnston)
Subject: Weird Al lyrics wanted!!
Reply-To: rj24@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Robert  Johnston)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 23:11:31 GMT

Could someone please email me the lyrics to "One More Minute"?
thanks

please send to the below adress:

rmj@athena.mit.edu