HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: cs132093@cs.brown.edu (Mark "?" Prince)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: JUST WHEN *DID* ROMANCE DIE?  Was(Re: More helpful Hints)
Followup-To: alt.romance.chat
Date: 16 Apr 92 15:41:36
Organization: Department of Computer Science, Brown University
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In-reply-to: richh@tigger.jvnc.net's message of Wed, 15 Apr 1992 23:06:30 GMT

richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH) writes:
?> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
?>     <stuff>
?>
?> So, we were trying to pin down just when romance actually died.  This is
?> what we came up with:
?>
?> AT AUSCHWITZ
?> AT BUCHENWALD
?> AT TREBLINKA
?> AT DACHAU
?>
?>     RICHH
?>     --Wilkommen.

	Romance itself didn't die at those places, while the bodies
touched by it did.  They died for a hate.  Hate is the only true
killer of romance.  Only by not hating and by hoping, will the
Romantic Flame burn in man.

	Question(Shit that was deep.)Mark

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From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 21:52:03 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.201616.8654@casbah.acns.nwu.edu> velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:
>In article <1992Apr8.015428.28116@uunet.uu.net> smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr7.225503.21568@casbah.acns.nwu.edu> velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:
>>>Yoda reveals:
>>>>
>>>>It was quite a quaint little gathering.  In fact, I don't know WHY Lee is the
>>>>least bit worried about Ender.  I was the only one you were ever alone with
>>>>for any extended periods of time, and my back seat isn't all that big.
>>>
>>>AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGH!  C'mon, Steve, I *paid* you not to tell anyone!!  :-)
>>
>>Oh, damn, sorry.  Forgot about that.  Hey!  At least I didn't tell them about
>>*whispermublemuttergigglewink*  'Chelle blushes.
>
>I mean, *especially* since I haven't said anything about your #@!%%#&^$#!-
>(&^%@%$#!$#!%#%$#^^$&^$*%$!~... a promise is a promise.

Good point, and a promise I plan to make make good on.  Oh!  Hi, Lee!
*innocentlookcoupledwithanotsoinnocentgrin*

>
>'Chelle
>LJG's Little Jalapeno
>Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
>      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
>                       Or is it madness?
>                                         -- Melissa Etheridge

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wednesday, 15 Apr 1992 11:29:29 EDT
From: <RJD118@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
 <880189s.79.703269688@ace.acadiau.ca> <1992Apr14.213242.9924@nic.umass.edu>
 <1992Apr15.135722.9358@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>

Christy, you asked about the meal plan here...

Our next course is Venison Tenderloin, lovingly prepared by Redneck,
a chef who specializes in the preparation of wild game. This dish is
the most delicate of meats, cooked in butter, with my special gravy on
the top. On the side we have a dish of sauteed wild mushrooms...just the
right flavor to complement the Venison.

John Turner, NOW comes the Strawberries/chocolate/whipped cream combination!!

Oh, and for those of you attending the BeachChat...I will TRY to bring a bit
of the necessary ingredients to create the aforementioned dish so that
everyone can get a taste...though the wild mushrooms MAY be a problem, seeing
as the variety I prefer (Morels) are going to probably be out of season then.
Course, I might be able to pick up another variety by then (Sulfurous).
This won't be enough for a meal, as venison isn't very easy (or legal) to
acquire in the summer, and my stockpile may be depleted by then....but
I SHOULD be able to bring enough for a taste...:)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
I_________________________I         Redneck!    The Official Lumberjack
I\***********************/I                     and Woodgatherer of the
                                                          RFA
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: cliff@sfn.ORG (R. Cliff Young)
Subject: Re: TushRater
Organization: Society for Neuroscience
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 15:22:42 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.202659.15828@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>
	lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) comments:

>And to top it all off, this show in Chicago was a re-scheduled
>show from a Guns and Roses Concert sceduled previously that was
>cancelled.  I guess there is a $100,000 warrant out for 
>Axl's arrest.... Looks like he would have had the money to take
>care of that business in Missouri.  Being a musician myself,
>the very most important thing in show business is "The show
>must go on".... In my opinion, Axl Rose has shown so very very
>little capability of being reliable that it's getting to the
>point he doesn't deserve to be a star....Anyone who would let
>their fans down like he has over and over and over....I don't
>understand how anyone could respect him for that.

There's a difference here, of course.  You're a musician.  Axl's a
star.  Fame carries with it a heavy price, sometimes, and some people
just can't bear the pressure like others.  If you pardon the ol'
cliches, Axl's only human.  Humans make mistakes.  Unfortunately,
Axl's been placed upon that pedestal of fame called stardom, and when
the people that placed him there see him screw up, some of them take
it personally.  This of course doesn't make things easier for Axl the
star.  Yes, those stars, we all envy them their lives, wot?

Maybe Axl will shape up and grow into his stardom.  Funny thing is, so
few seldom do.

Sorry for the sober interruption, but I just wanted to remind y'all
that It Ain't Easy . . .

Nuk
-- 
--/\/-- R. Cliff Young, SysAdmin, SFN -- cliff@sfn.ORG
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: I'm back(Scott Gier)
Date: 6 Apr 92 14:23:38 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

LF innuends:
>Lee teases:
>>Does that mean that "I move her"?...
>
>It *would* explain all those furniture-shifting and water-sloshing
>noises at 4:27 on a Friday morning.  I would've investigated further,
>but Sam D. Cat kept me occupied...

Easily explained - that was the delivery men misreading am for pm when
they came round with the new waterbed - good job you kept Sam out of the way
of it really.....

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle

==============================
Words are unable to speak of love
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Date: 7 Apr 92 16:19:20 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr6.022239.972@uunet.uu.net> ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) writes:


>Well, I suppose 'Chelle will soon be returning to ARC after her adventures
>here in D.C./VA. and before she does I would just like to say...


>LIES LIES LIES!!!  IT'S ALL LIES!  WE'RE REEEEEEEEALLY NOT HORRIBLE PEOPLE AT
>ALL!!!  THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR ALARM CITZEN!!!  I'M FROM YOUR GOVERNMENT AND
>I'M HERE TO HELP YOU!!!  BUT *OFFICER* SHE *PAYED* ME TO DO THAT!!!  I HAVE
>NEVER EVEN *HEARD* OF ANYONE NAMED DAN HORNER!!!


>There...  that should cover anything she might have to say about me...  =)


>Actually it was a lot of fun...  Kind of a warm-up for the beach chat...
>'Chelle's a very nice person...  even if we DID drive her friends away...
>heh heh heh heh heh...  }=>


>- Ender


OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH this sounds like it is going to be great reading (
any chocolate in these stories?)

Jamie
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: TushContest
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 20:16:55 GMT

Scott explains:
>'Chelle asks:
>Packets?  I think the only packets they need are their own! *eyebrows
>waggling*
>
>** Well Ms. HeadTushJudge  The contushtants are going to need directions 
>** to the contest site, the magic marker to write their number on themselves
>** somewhere, some oil like those Mr. Universe contests use  (this is to 
>** make sure the SexySecretaries have as much fun as possible.) and the contest
>** rules which you have yet to make up.

Magic Marker... interesting twist!  Oil... I *like* this idea, but who's gonna
get to rub it on?  *curious grin*  And rules?  Hmmmm... well, SexySecretaries,
either we can have our contushtants line up and parade around, or we can
sneak around and rate them while they're unaware (picture this: running around
with clipboards, carefully surveying the item in question, giggling all the
while [and maybe even drooling]...), and hand the results in to Scott, our
wonderful MC.

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge
From: cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Practice makes Perfect (Was: Self Love? )
Keywords: Kissing
Date: 14 Apr 92 17:05:55 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <1992Apr14.141132.3908@uunet.uu.net> dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner) writes:
>>So, Blade, did you get YOUR feathers from the pillow too?  Or straight
>>from old HENrietta herself?  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
>>CowPatti
>
>Well, in order to keep the rumors of fellating chickens
>to a minimum, I will have to say... uh... Would you 
>believe that I..uhm...that is to say... well...
><He drops back to an earlier day when a fast excuse was capable
>of saving not only the day, but large $$ in fees>
>BUT SHE SAID SHE WAS 18, ORIFFICER!
>Blade

AHA!  I KNEW it.......now if we can just figure out where he got
those fish scales....

CowPatti
-- 

@>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,--> @>-`,-->
          >_,<   Cuando te acuerdes de mi, hechate una copa a mi salud. 
          (oo)   Porque donde quiera que estes, vas a cabar llorando mares.
  ,-------(._.)  Porque no vas a negar, que me llevas muy adentro.
 / |     ||      Y aunque lo quieras a no, sigo siendo tu tormento.
*  ||W--'||      Que le vas a hacer, Corazon?  Que le vas a hacer, Corazon? 
   ~~    ~~      Si te estas muriendo por mi amor?  [Cuco Sanchez]
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From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: charter of this group - is there one?
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:52:16 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA

Paul pouts:
> In article <1992Apr7.024451.14401@noao.edu> groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves ) writes:
>>From article <1992Apr6.115435.23200@csd.brispoly.ac.uk>, by pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris):
>>
>>> Or was it when men were REal men; women were REAl women and small furry
>>> creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Alpha
>>> Centauri?
>>
>>I don't know, but I've got my towel...
> 
> And just where did you get it?  NCHWNbaST Woman?  Hmmmmmmmm........?
> SSGwGWNbaT Man wants to know!!!

She needed some toothpaste.  I said, "Only if I get the towel. Bwua ha ha..."


Lee


-- 
Lee J. Groves, National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ
Usenet:   {arizona,decvax,ncar}!noao!lgroves or  uunet!noao.edu!lgroves
Internet: lgroves@noao.edu         SPAN/HEPNET:  draco::lgroves
Phonenet: 602-325-9357
From: wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (DARK_KNIGHT)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Dark Knight,Blade,GRW
Date: 9 Apr 92 18:01:11 GMT
Article-I.D.: ecst.1992Apr09.180111.2752
Reply-To: wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
Distribution: usa
Organization: California State University, Chico

In article <1992Apr9.145819.11452@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>, lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>
>Lis feels the pie all slimey and stuck to her face, and she 
>slowly opens her eyes to see the world thru LOTS of whipped
>cream, and a big strawberry stuck in her mouth.  **chew chew**
>"Yummmmmmmmm, good strawberry," then Lis looks around "Okay,
>who's the joker that threw the pie in my face!!  It was YOU,
>YOU, wasn't it Dark Knight!!  You little sneak...."  Lis
>picks up the nearest lemon meringue pie and hurls it at 
>Dark Knight, he ducks just in time and the Lemon pie hits
>Blade.... Hahahaha.... Ah-oh.... whoops.... Lis quickly grabs
>the coconut cream pie, hurls it again at Dark Knight and
>S-P-L-A-T, right in the kisser.... Great aim.... "Hey, Dark
>Knight, how's the pie??" Lis asks as she continues to lick
>the strawberry/cream pie off her face.  |-)
>
 	"Yum...coconut cream pie...Oh, Lis...there is something
missing that I think you need" Dark Knight says as he surreptitiously
picks up a chocolate cream pie and hurls it at Lis.  She sees the
pie coming and ducks...as unbeknowing to her another chocolate
cream pie is launched at her.  The pie that missed hits Julie
just as she comes in to see what all the commotion is about.
The second pie hits Lis in the same place as the strawberry pie
did.  

	"There, Lis.  How's that...chocolate and strawberries?"
<*snicker*>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: Dark Knight,Blade,GRW
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 14:22:48 GMT

In article <1992Apr09.180111.2752@ecst.csuchico.edu> wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU writes:
>In article <1992Apr9.145819.11452@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>, lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>>Dark Knight, he ducks just in time and the Lemon pie hits
>>Blade.... Hahahaha.... Ah-oh.... whoops.... Lis quickly grabs
>>the coconut cream pie, hurls it again at Dark Knight and
>>S-P-L-A-T, right in the kisser.... Great aim.... "Hey, Dark
>>Knight, how's the pie??" Lis asks as she continues to lick
>>the strawberry/cream pie off her face.  |-)
>>
> 	"Yum...coconut cream pie...Oh, Lis...there is something
>missing that I think you need" Dark Knight says as he surreptitiously
>picks up a chocolate cream pie and hurls it at Lis.  She sees the
>pie coming and ducks...as unbeknowing to her another chocolate
>cream pie is launched at her.  The pie that missed hits Julie
>just as she comes in to see what all the commotion is about.
>The second pie hits Lis in the same place as the strawberry pie
>did.  
>	"There, Lis.  How's that...chocolate and strawberries?"
><*snicker*>

Hey, I've been craving a chocolate pie lately, with strawberries.
Yummmmmmm, this is great, Dark Knight.... *slurp* *lick* 
*hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*  Lis glances over at Julie and whispers,
"Ready?"  "Yeah," says Julie.  Lis grabs the bowl of whipped
cream, Julie grabs the bowl of lukewarm melted chocolate
and they both run towards Dark Knight cornering him, then each
dumping the whipped cream and chocolate over his head. They 
both step back.... Lis observes, "Yum Yum Yum, Dark Knight,
Chocolate/Coconut/Cream Pie.... I must say you 'look good
enough to eat'!"  Julie and Lis *chuckle* as they both continue
indulging in their own Pies in the Eyes....

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:57:07 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

Clare misbehaves:
}Christy introduces herself:
}>Hi everyone!  I'm new to this group.  Just thought I'd check it out and it
}>seems pretty cool....So, do you have room for another new face??
}
}We sure do. Just watch out for some of the people here who'll sneak up
}on ya when you least expect it...

Like the one who's just warned you to start with...

}and clare sneaks around among the clamour of people welcoming Christy
}and *tickle*s her mercilessly, well maybe not mercilessly, until she
}cries for mercy then

Honestly Clare.  Can't take you anywhere can we.  *stern look*

Just come over here and be quiet. You know we should treat new
folks nicely until they've been with us a while - at least a couple 
of days...  *grin*

[Clare desists and walks over to where Paul is standing, upon which 
Paul reaches out his arms as if to hug her, but gets in an unexpected
tickle attack instead {*}]

}Welcome to arc,
}clare

Indeedy.  It's never so crowded around here that there isn't room for
one more 

Hug

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle

{*} This is more fun than the food...
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( )
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Amherst
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 13:32:19 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

In <1992Apr13.233419.18817@noao.edu> groves@noao.edu writes:

> From article <1992Apr13.224133.22954@nic.umass.edu>, by S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( ):
> > Well, at least the "new" part was right!
> > 
> > Hi everyone!  I'm new to this group.  Just thought I'd check it out and it
> > seems pretty cool....So, do you have room for another new face??
> 
> There is always room for a new face... 
> 
> 	--especially one with no pie on it yet.....
> 
> 	Bwuaaa ha ha....
> 
> 	(Blade, I think you should do the honors...)
> 
> 
> Lee
> AKA GOGIL  (GreatOmnipotentGodInLeather)
> BCTC (BeachChatTushContest)
> 'Chelle's sweet baboo  (and fiance...)



Well, could you at least make that pie a banana cream?  Those are my favorite.
Thanks!

Christy
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: hi I'm new
Date: 8 Apr 92 16:15:36 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

In article <1992Apr7.150832.1@gacvx1.gac.edu> enstad@gacvx1.gac.edu writes:
>So what is this discussion about exactly?


Pretty well whatever you want it to be about.

We chat; we flirt; we share things that are affecting our lives (both good
and bad, and not necessarily romantically).  We pun an awful lot.  We tell
each other stories.. which often get taken up by others and whole bunches
of creative pingpong takes place (see the castle thread).

Here is where we take time out to relax, recharge our batteries and enjoy
good company and friendship.

In a word - it's family.

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle

==============================
All of the letters in all of the words
In all of the books all over the world
They're nothing but sounds vowels and nouns
For talking to strangers that's all they're worth
Words are unable to speak of love
Like a smile in a whisper does
Words are unable to speak of love
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony)
Subject: Naked Lunch
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 08:44:26 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

DUMB KNIGHT feebly flings his banana:

>"Thank you ladies.  I rather fancy being a whipped chocolate dessert.
>Now..."(from his bottomless pie holsters he removes two Banana Cream
>Pies.  Each of the ladies in turn have a pie added to the mess.
>Then two more Banana Cream Pies are launched.  These hit Clare
>(who is wondering what the mess in the room is) and CowPatti who
>has just returned after a long absence.  
>
>D  A  R  K
>         N         \\\\\___________________\
>         I         /////                   /
>         G            "Arrow of Chivalry"
>         H            (like the Lone Rangers silver bullet)
>         T

Hmmmmm.......savoring the flavor of the "BANANA" cream pie that Dumb 
Knight has splattered over her, CowPatti wonders what VARIETY of 
banana DK used to prepare this CREAM pie.............looking around at 
Clare and exchanging a knowing glance, Miss CowPatti, her hand on her 
hip, saunters up to DK, puts her arms around his neck, and then moves 
her face closer to his.  DK sighs and closes his eyes in anticipation, 
but Miss CowPatti suddenly THROWS HIM DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND TICKLES HIM 
HELPLESS.....then it occurs to her that what this food fight needs are 
some buns, so while DK giggles uncontrollably on the floor, with one 
foot on his neck she quickly whips his pants off.  Suddenly the room 
is quiet, and then the women all start yelling and going crazy....DK, 
in a hurry to dress that morning, forgot his panties.  
Realizing that the ladies have correctly identified the variety of 
banana used for the pie, he grabs for some lettuce leaves and attempts 
arrange them tastefully, but Miss CowPatti, unable to resist 
temptation, slips behind him and dribbles ice water down his back.....

Miss CowPatti Mae
Thinking up something good
for Hairy Parent
-- 

@>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,--> @>-`,-->
          >_,<   Cuando te acuerdes de mi, hechate una copa a mi salud. 
          (oo)   Porque donde quiera que estes, vas a cabar llorando mares.
  ,-------(._.)  Porque no vas a negar, que me llevas muy adentro.
 / |     ||      Y aunque lo quieras a no, sigo siendo tu tormento.
*  ||W--'||      Que le vas a hacer, Corazon?  Que le vas a hacer, Corazon? 
   ~~    ~~      Si te estas muriendo por mi amor?  [Cuco Sanchez]
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From: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Reply-To: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 20:26:17 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.020235.24818@cs.aukuni.ac.nz>, cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz
(Clare West) writes:
> picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy) writes:
> >Unhand her, Clare, or you shall receive the same!  Or better yet [pulls out
a
> >Recoiless Cream Puff Rifle]  you'll be on the receiving end of this!
> >[Clare looks startled, then runs away]
> >Of course, I don't want you to go away mad.  I hate in when people are mad
at
> >me!  :-)
> 
> I'm not mad... I'm enjoying myself far too much...

I'm glad.  So am I.

> *tickle*

Ooh, hoo, hoo!  Gotta watch those fingers!

> *HUG*
Same to you.

Dave Roy
Official Masseur to the 
President of the RFA