From: peea224@chpc.utexas.edu (Joanna L. Castillo)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL:TAN:Icky's friend was Re: DOOL: Update for Tuesday July 21, 1992
Date: 24 Jul 92 16:16:58 GMT
Article-I.D.: chpc.1992Jul24.161658.10168
Organization: The University of Texas System - CHPC

In article <YeQ0K0y00Uh7A1MLhD@andrew.cmu.edu> Liz Fox <lf01+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>
>Yes and I have a very startling revelation regarding that scene.  One
>that could rock the entire foundation of the Peel Family.  This is very
>difficult for me to write.  I believe that I should have known this from
>the beginning, with my ISA training and all....it is so horrible and
>unspeakable that I just don't know if I can say this....
>
>For those of you who did NOT FF through the above mentioned scene (ok -
>is there one other person who watched it besides me and Mango (and she
>only watched it because she had to do the update??) - you'll remember
>that Izshespeakingitalianorwasthatjustamouthfulloflinguini mentioned her
>best friend from childhood....a girl named  Sophia....well I heard it
>but I didn't dare believe it. And even though I had to have a barf bag
>nearby, I rewound and watched that scene over and over to be sure that
>she said SOPHIA....SOPHIA - the Italian derivitive of SOPHIE!!!!!  Yes! 
>It's true! Our (formerly) beloved sister Tater (aka Sophie, Sophia,
>TRAITOR) is Izshevergoingdieahorribledeath's
>BEST FRIEND FROM CHILDHOOD!!!!!! Oh the HORROR, the SHAME!  One of our
>Peel Sisters has kept this information from us (well she knew that we'd
>boot her out on her butt so fast her head would spin when we found out!)
>and has kept up this   
>SHAR-AaahD (as Shane-o would say) for lo these many months.  
>
>I am devastated.  Poor poor Tot...he doesn't know what unspeakable
>things his mother has done...

Hold on, there, Banana...just hold on a sec.  I just checked the ISA
computer and Sister Tater was not in Italy during the time that 
Vick...dang! there I go again!...Icky was growing up.  So...take a 
deep breath and count to 10.  Okay...now...think about this for a
minute...you know...there's bound to be at least one other person in
the world whose name is Sophie...or Sophia...so don't be jumping to
such rash conclusions, okay?  Poor Tater...to be so wrongly accused.
Sorry the Big Banana's not thinking quite right today, Sis.  I'm 
sure if she weren't in the middle of all that last minute pre-vacation
frenzy, she would have checked her facts before launching that 
tirade.

>I can't go on....I'll leave it up to the family as to what should be
>done.  Sisters Onion, Kiwi, Lemon, Peachy, Spud (the twin is always the
>last to know!)...and all the rest of you sweet sisters....please help me
>decide what we should do....

There's nothing to do, Sis...really.  It was all just a horrible 
mistake.  You really do need that vacation...I'm sure if this had
happened two weeks from now, you would have realized immediately 
that there was no possibility that sweet Sophie could have been 
involved with Stinky...er...uh...Inky...er...uh...Isabella at any
time.  

>I'm leaving now...I must rest.  A scandal like this in the Peel
>family...oh!!!!!

I sure do hope you get lots of rest and relaxation, Banana NUT bread,
you do deserve it.  Say hi to the gals.  :-)

>A devastated Banana

A much calmer Lemon.  

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