From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Part Two of "Dryads' Dailiness"
Keywords: Nymphette
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 04:28:24 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.165932.4201@octel.com> jpw@octel.com (Jason in the Hood) writes:
>Judi (the Nympho) Lane bemoans again against withering odds:
>> You mean, I don't have a *choice*?? Hmmm... (Judi thinks for a minute
>> about the implications of her innocence going south on ARC, letting
>
>Hmmm...  what a trip down mammory ... er, memory Lane...  Innocence??
>sheeshhh... I'll bet you haven't seen _that_ in quite awhile!!
><Very Evil Grin> ;}

Very funny!  I always wanted to take a trip down Lois Lane myself...
(evil leer) >;-)

**My aren't we getting evil around here....?**

>> her thoughts linger on the images of ripmeister and others like him,
>> realizing that she is now quite incomfortable sitting with her legs
>> crossed.  oooooohhh, it's definitely getting warmer in here...)
>
>Well, do what you always used to do when it got too warm... ;}

Get up and open a window?  Or throw a bucket of cold water on him...?

>>Brad Levy defines:
>>>I have checked my dictionary, and it defines dryad as, basically, a
>>>nymph of the woods.  So asserting the title of Official Dryad of ARC,
>>>one automatically accepts the label of Nymph.
>>
>>  Oh, yeah??  Well, there's still a *BIG* difference between "nymph"
>>  and "nympho" there, Brad.  Although it's true that rip has absolutely
>>  no success in distinguishing between the two (for obvious reasons),
>
>Obvious reasons?  Hmmm.... <thinking hard>  Well, I can't think of any
>obvious ones that don't apply to you anyway... ;}

Man you *are* getting nasty aren't you?  But I *like* it!!! :-)

>>>(Random House) defines a nymph as one of a class of lesser deities of
>>>mythology, conceived of as beautiful maidens inhabiting the waters,
>>>woods, mountains, etc, or a beautiful young woman, or (one we don't need
>>>to apply) the young of an insect that undergoes complete metamorphosis.
>>
>>  Anyone like Jason the Hood who cracks a comment about the insect part
>>  invites death.  Thank you, Brad, for your kindest words! *hughug* 8^)
>
>AAAhahahahhhhahahaaaaagggghhhghgh<cough> <cough>... <Ahemm> <cough>
><holds mouth clenched tightly shut>

Here take this... [Rip hands the Hood a hanky]  **HONK!!**  Ah...
keep it ok?

>>>Given these definitions, nymphette would not be proper (unless perhaps
>>>she was a baby or very tiny nymph.  My eyes don't see very clearly through
>>>coax, but I don't think Judi is likely to be that tiny.)
>>  More warnings... you know who you are.
>
>Aaahahahahahrrrrgghghghh<cough>!!  <massive trauma of the mouth>
>Oh well.  What's a little death, eh? ;}

I always enjoyed it....  Ever been to B&B Hell?  Hell of a place if I
do say so myself...

>>  "Died of natural causes and lost their souls."  Oh... you mean they
>>  were once Christmas trees from rip's office.  Well, that explains it.
>
>Wait, wait.. I don't get it.  Now, I can understand where trees died of
>natural causes... but I don't understand the connection to RIP's office!
>Does that mean he came in around Xmas time, and a tree had crawled out
>of the forest, and sacrificed itself in his office?

That's one of my problems you know... Everywere I go things are just
throwing themselves at me... or is that *being* thrown at me?

>  This is a natural cause?
>  Or do you mean a tree had lost it's innocence, and so it's soul, and
>therefore couldn't stand to be with the other trees and decided on a
>bizare ritual of self-inflicted death?  And chose Rip as the most obvious
>bizare person around?

Couldn't make a better choice!  Just ask Mary, she seems to be
spreading rumors around about me.... But, the only problem is that
they are true.

>>  So be it!!  I vote for Brad to be The Official Cuddle-Puppy of ARC.
>>  (And he can jump on up into the top of my redwood and lick my face
>>   anytime, you little cutie!! 8^)  woof woof!)
>>
>>   Judi
>>   The Official Dryad of the RFA
>>   (hmph... maybe ripster's right afterall 8^) teehee)
>
>The defence rests, your honor.  Jury, do your Duty!

Rip, also being the Un-Official executioner of ARC, escorts the bound
dryad up to the gallows.  Before placing the HoodofDeath over her
head he asks, 'Any last words?'

[Next day...and the crowd has either dispersed or long since fallen
asleep...]  '....and that is all I want to say.'  And with a swift
kick to the shin, she wakes Rip up...

'Huh? What?.... Oh, yeah.  Ok, by the power invested in me by the
Powers that be, I carry out your sentence....'

Rip slowly places the HoD over the trembling Nymph(o)...

Welllll!  Boys and Girls!  Is this the end Judi the Nymph?  Will the
new President be elected intime to save her?  The answers to these
and many other questions will be answered in our next episode!  Join
us next time, same ARC time, same ARC channel!


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