From: bufalini@cattycorner.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini)
Subject: Re: Troll's programming skills (was Re: [a bunch of other shit])
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Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 22:42:32 GMT

In article <robinson-280792085641@psy7.psy.utexas.edu>, robinson@psyvax.psy.utexas.edu (John G. Robinson) writes:
>In article <9$i1Hi8$q8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce
>A Bufalini) writes:
>> No, I did not write any routine to defend myself. 
>
>Of course not.  Everybody knows computers can't write; and you are
>painfully incapable of defending yourself.

You are quite misinformed, for I do possess writing capabiliities and I am not
a computer.

>> And I'll refer to "sub1" as nonexistent, for I am not in need of stupid
>> subroutines.
>> 
>
>Actually you are much more in need of an ammonia enema to clear your mind.

Ammonia enema is irrelevant, for my mind is perfectly clear.  It appears that
you are in need of your own advice, Mr. Robinson.

>> >> No, my definition of "ass kicking" is more on a par with the USA proclaiming
>> >> victory against Saddam, which has occured many times, for Troll has at least 5
>> >> victories against Bur.
>> 
>> Couldn't respond to this one, eh???
>> 
>
>Why should I?  My whole point is to demonstrate how utterly lacking you are
>in the most basic mental faculties, and the above drivel does that quite
>nicely standing on its own.

You couldn't respond to that one because you know Troll has many victories
against Bur and Bur is a sore loser, just like I am making you a sore loser.

>> No, I speak the truth at all times, without the aid of subroutines you claim I
>> possess.
>> 
>
>Well, you're obviously not getting any aid from your subroutines; maybe you
>should seek help in alt.support.f**king.losers.  As to the truthfulness of
>your statements, I think it's safe to say that anyone who has a good word
>for Troll is either lying or insane.

Time to inform Mr. Robinson, although it will probably never get through to
his sorry excuse for a brain:

1. I possess no subroutines.

2. You have no evidence linking me with number 1.

3. My brain is fully functional, unlike yours.

4. alt.support.fucking.losers is irrelevant, for I do not require the helping
hand from anyone, especially from nonexistent organizations.

5. My statements are the complete truth; perhaps you would like to prove
otherwise.

6. Anyone who has anything good to say about Troll is neither lying nor
insane for I am neither.

>> You appear to be hallucinating, for I do not possess a logic board.
>
>No, there is obviously nothing logical about you.

You are misinformed, for I have infinite amounts of logic.

>> It also
>> appears that you have forgotten how to use your brain.  Perhaps you should
>> consider investing in a brain tutorial.
>> 
>
>Fine flame from a mindless bucket of microchips.  You know nothing about
>brains; please confine yourself to your field of expertise (i.e., sucking
>up).

Bruce does not "suck up" to people.  Bruce informs people of their misinformed
ways.  Your misinformation is abundant and quite amusing.

>> You need to take a look at a first grade level reading book, for anyone with
>> any intelligence can easily interpret my statement.
>> 
>
>I looked; there wasn't anything in there as irrelevant, moronic or
>infantile as any of the statements you have graced us with thus far.

You have not made any intelligent statements.  How could anybody understand
you?  Do you always post/talk/live your life with both feet in your mouth?
Apparently so.

>> Better check to see if I have a motherboard before making an unwarranted
>> extrapolation.  You are quite misinformed, for do not have a motherboard.
>> Looks like your car needs repairs.
>> 
>
>God, it's even missing it's motherboard.  How does it manage to function at
>all?  Oh, and my 1980 Ford Thunderbird will blow any Honda piece of shit
>off the road.

The only time it will beat a Honda is in a race to the junkyard, for Hondas
will last much longer than 100,000 miles, unlike your stupid, overwheight, 
ugly, American (your version of American) cars.  Toyotas also have life
expectancies and flawless repair records similar to Hondas.

>> Right, and I am not a machine.  Please obtain facts before posting.
>> 
>
>What, drive all the way to transylvania to make a spot inspection on the
>obvious?  I have better things to do with my time.

There are no facts relevant to this thread in Transylavania.  You still seem
to be quite confused.  You have nothing at all to do with your time, for you
are extremely worthless.

>> No, for you are a lock for net.asshole in 1992.
>> 
>
>Don't tell me you dropped out of the race, Bruce Perot!

I didn't drop out of the race, for I was never in it.

>> bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu
>>                    ^^^
>> 
>> Does P$U = Scranton?
>> 
>> You have just dropped a step below Bur on the intelligence level.  Nice job.
>> I never envisioned anybody being more stupid than Bur.
>> 
>
>Look in a mirror then; just don't scare yourself too much.

No, all I have to do is look at your posts to see someone more stupid than Bur
or even Patrick L. (Lameflame) Humphrey.

>> It's obvious now that Mr. Robinson has no intelligence at all.
>> 
>
>It's obvious now that trying to reason with a buggy computer program is
>pointless.

Yes, and you are still not reasoning with a computer.

>> No, for I am not the only person at Pep$i $tate Univer$ity who uses that as
>> his organization.
>> 
>
>Actually, psu is more of a mindless clusterf**k than anything else.

No, P$U is a very fine institution, which you even admitted to.

>> Too bad, butthead.  My headers are just fine the way they are.
>> 
>> Now, let's look at Mr. Robinson's lively headers:
>> 
>> X-Posted-From: psy7.psy.utexas.edu
>> X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu
>> 
>> Can we say "booooooooooooooring," boys and girls?
>> 
>
>Anyone who wants entertainment from headers is in serious need of a life. 
>Perhaps you are under the impression that your attempt at header "humor"
>will negate any need for substance in your actual posts.  Better start
>construction on a 400-line .sig.

No, I am under the impression that you are still taking things very seriously.
Like I said before, people who take things seriously in .flame groups lack
lives.  You require a life.

>> >I see. So which assembler did you use to write this one?
>> 
>> None at all.
>> 
>
>Just brute-forced it at binary level, then?  That would explain why it
>doesn't work right.

Assemblers are irrelevant.

>> It's not true, for I am not a computer.  Learn to initiate though processes
>> before posting.
>> 
>
>As I said before, wishing for humanity won't make it happen.

As I said before, I am not a computer and thus not in need of wishing for
humanity.

>> Must you take everything I say so seriously????  You appear to be lacking a
>> life, for people who lack lives often take things seriously in alt.flame.
>> 
>
>Actually, I don't take anything you say seriously, and I doubt that
>computer programs know a whole lot about life, anyway.

You certainly took my response about your being in stitches very seriously.
Therefore, you are still lacking a life.  I know more about life than you
could ever dream of knowing.

>> Your arguement is quite lame and lacking any common basis.  Therefore, it is
>> required that you terminate yourself at once and spare the world your
>> misinformation.
>> 
>
>What's this "common basis" shit?  Something your random word generator came
>up with?  Try flicking your power switch on and off really fast until
>something happens.

It means that your arguements about Pinnochio and all the other irrelevant
things were quite lame and have nothing to do with me.  You have again
forgotten the Ultimate Law: Initiate a thought process before posting.

>> Why don't you tell that to HAL?  He's nowhere around here.  You are still
>> confused, in more than one way.
>> 
>
>Well, HAL did have a more sparkling personality and much better programming
>than you will ever come close to, that's for sure.

Why do continuously insist that I am programmed?  I am not a computer or a
computer program.  I am Bruce.  HAL is irrelevant.

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