HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: That's a bloody lie!!!!!
Date: 9 Nov 92 23:20:23 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov9.173458.19185@aston.ac.uk>, morrisdj@uhura.aston.ac.uk (DJ MORRIS) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> : Would you rather be with a woman who can only take you to the height
> : of ecstacy or with a woman who can:
> : 	1. Take you far beyond the height of ecstacy to the point
> : 	   where you amaze even yourself.
> Well if that's what you can do, I'm comming over there, so put your broomstick
> away and get your kit off!
I'm ready and waiting, my dear. =)
> 
> : 	2. Put you in power positions that could last the rest of your
> : 	   life.
> Yes please!
Your wish is granted as you get here, my love.

aUUUUUUU3. Appoint you to executive positions--both inside and ouside
	   this newsgroup.
> : 	   outside of this newsgroup.
> Also!
> 
> : What's your choice? 
> All of the above, please!
OK, just be prepared for lots of *hard* work.
> : Are you men or boys?
> I'm a man.  Can't speak for the others.
That's what I want to hear. NOw can you prove it?
> : 
> : Gina aka your loveslave in a good way
> What other way could there be? *wink*
I could be bad, but then again: when I'm good I'm good; when I'm bad,
I'n better...
> Daniel aka loverboy
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Article deleted
Organization: The Heaxgon
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 00:59:51 GMT



This article has been deleted on legal advice.
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 9 Nov 92 14:46:56 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00465-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu


In article <1992Nov9.022203.13267@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
|> Path: taco!hsdndev!think.com!rpi!usc!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!agate!stanford.edu!bcm!tamsun.tamu.edu!tamuts!hnb5164
|> From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Subject: Re: Sex sells...
|> Message-ID: <1992Nov9.022203.13267@tamsun.tamu.edu>
|> Date: Sun, 8 Nov 92 21:22:03 EST
|> References: <1992Nov6.083219.3745@wkuvx1 <1992Nov7.001054.7581@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> <1992Nov7.122041.3770@wkuvx1.bitnet>
|> Sender: news@tamsun.tamu.edu (Read News)
|> Organization: ~/lib/organization
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|> In article <1992Nov7.122041.3770@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
|> >In article <1992Nov7.001054.7581@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, hschmidt@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Heidi E Schmidt) writes:
|> >>>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
|> >>>>>Passionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?
|> >>>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back?  (purr 
|> >>>>purr nose sniff...)
|> >>>> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
|> >>      Went out of style??  Precious cat... you have been taking a cat nap...;)
|> >> I am for the warm bear hugs,snuggling... and the romantic sleaze in principle.
|> >> As well as wonderful tickle bouts where you breathlessly end up passionately in
|> >> each others arms *smmoooooocching*
|> >> 
|> >> hschmidt aka Eine kleine/gross baer *toddle*toddle*toddle*
|> >My kind of man!!!
|> yeah, i go for men named "heidi", too...

I wondered if anyone else noticed that

|> gina, sweetie your flirting is out of control; you are flirting
|> with women now...care to flirt with me?
|> 
|> >And they want a hard-core sleazefest. What's wrong with the soft-core?
|> >What's our country up to these days?
|> family values.
|> hardcore, softcore, both can be good if you've got the stuff.
|> which i don't doubt you do.
|> 
|> leather aka a peaceful soul...honest.
|>
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Female incentive
Date: 8 Nov 92 15:17:52 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov4.133214.740@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
> In article <1992Nov2.142356.3656@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>> In article <1992Oct31.144152.727@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>> 
>>> 
>>> For my fellow females, a campaign promise...
>>> 
>>> You can borrow my fiance.
>>> 
>> 
>> When's the next night he's free? I can't reach the top shelf and could
>> use his, um, heighth to get some things down for me.	Thanks.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>> 
>>> P.S.  If you intend to comment on this, just remember:
>>> 
>>> My fiance is 6'8', collects automatic weapons, thinks Arnold "The Terminator"
>>> S. (I'll be damned if I can spell it) is a poofta, and reads this newsgroup.
>>> 
>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>> 
>>> 
>>>        (By the way, imagine what will happen if you don't vote for me.)
> 
> Oh, as a minor comment... Mrs. Bonggg stepped *a bit* out of her bounds in
> offering her fiance (me) as an incentive. She forgot to say that I charge...
> 
>   Ray "The Guttskwisher" Warner Bonggg
Well, RAy, now that I know your name. I'm sure that, after spending 5
seconds with me, you would give up your policy of charging and would
actually pay me to let you be around me. I *AM* that good at
everything I do. After all, I have to be; no one else is. so---can you
tell me when you'll be free? That top shelf is too high for me to
reach all by my self.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: Jesters back...er....but....er...ass
Originator: kchestn@c00810-247dan.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 16:38:28 GMT


In article <BxIu3D.AFy@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!spool.mu.edu!news.nd.edu!mentor.cc.purdue.edu!sage.cc.purdue.edu!jester
|> From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
|> Subject: Jesters back...er....but....er...ass
|> Message-ID: <BxIu3D.AFy@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>
|> Sender: news@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (USENET News)
|> Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
|> Date: Tue, 10 Nov 92 17:21:13 EST
|> Lines: 11
|> 
|> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
|> >jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|> 
|> >}Jester aka back from the snow tipped mountains of colorado
|> >Phil squig or is that "frosting-tipped tracts of land"?
|> Court Jester aka I think its Gina Tits seen across the land......
chestnutt aka Gina knits a marching band....
|> -- 
|> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
|> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
|> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
|> Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu    
|>
From: daniel@acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: A modicum of respectability
Date: 10 Nov 92 19:16:16 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

In article <5898@balrog.ctron.com> lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence) writes:
?A shroe! A shroe! My dingkome for a shroe!
?				
?					- Mr. Hamrag Yatlerot
?					  "Ring Kichard the Thrid"
?						act 2, scene 4
?
?Just starting on BBC 2 is Malliwi Rapesheake Rathtree, featuring tonight,
?for your delight, "Two Netlemeg of Verona" and "The Mating of the Wersh."
?
?
?
?					Jest thot U shod no.
?					Saint.
?	
?				
?					   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
?					  |   				      |
?                                          |                                   |
?					  |   "Be ot or bot ne ot!  	      |
?                                          |   Tath si het nestquie."	      |
?                                          |                                   |
?					  |			Thamle	      |
?					  |			act 2, sc. 3  |
?                                          |                                   |
?					   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


You must be a loony!

T. Daniel "Eric-the-Orchestra-Leader" Crawford
Center for Computational Quantum Chemistry
University of Georgia
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: Rebellion!!!
Originator: kchestn@c00465-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 14:48:28 GMT


In article <thomasez.19.720903290@dhhalden.no>, thomasez@dhhalden.no (THOMAS LUNDQUIST) writes:
|> Path: taco!rock!concert!uvaarpa!caen!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!agate!doc.ic.ac.uk!uknet!mcsun!sunic!aun.uninett.no!nuug!dhhalden.no!pc139.dhhalden.no!thomasez
|> From: thomasez@dhhalden.no (THOMAS LUNDQUIST)
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Subject: Re: Rebellion!!!
|> Message-ID: <thomasez.19.720903290@dhhalden.no>
|> Date: Wed, 4 Nov 92 13:54:50 EST
|> References: <BwrG8K.H21@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> <thomasez.13.720284426@dhhalden.no> <1992Oct28.163535.1843@ncsu.edu> <thomasez.15.720352731@dhhalden.no> <1992Oct29.150412.19173@ncsu.edu> <thomasez.16.720720910@dhhalden.no> <1992Nov2.175056.12376@ncsu.edu>
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|> 
|> In article <1992Nov2.175056.12376@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
|> >From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
|> >Subject: Re: Rebellion!!!
|> >Date: 2 Nov 92 17:50:56 GMT
|> >
|> >In article <thomasez.16.720720910@dhhalden.no>, thomasez@dhhalden.no (THOMAS LUNDQUIST) writes:
|> >|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!doc.ic.ac.uk!uknet!mcsun!sunic!aun.uninett.no!nuug!dhhalden.no!pc247.dhhalden.no!thomasez
|> >|> From: thomasez@dhhalden.no (THOMAS LUNDQUIST)
|> >|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> >|> Subject: Re: Rebellion!!!
|> >|> Message-ID: <thomasez.16.720720910@dhhalden.no>
|> >|> Date: Mon, 2 Nov 92 11:15:10 EST
|> >|> References: <BwrG8K.H21@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> <thomasez.13.720284426@dhhalden.no> <1992Oct28.163535.1843@ncsu.edu> <thomasez.15.720352731@dhhalden.no> <1992Oct29.150412.19173@ncsu.edu>
|> >|> Sender: news@dhhalden.no (Network News User)
|> >|> Organization: Ostfold College
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|> >|> 
|> >|> >|> >|> 
|> >|> >|> >|> In article <BwrG8K.H21@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> fishhook@sage.cc.purdue.edu (steven freeman) writes:
|> >|> >|> >|> >From: fishhook@sage.cc.purdue.edu (steven freeman)
|> >|> >|> >|> >Subject: Rebellion!!!
|> >|> >|> >|> >Date: Tue, 27 Oct 1992 03:26:43 GMT
|> >|> >|> >|> >
|> >|> >|> >|> >
|> >|> >|> >|> >        NOW....Thrill a you have the chance to join...
|> >|> >|> >|> >
|> >|> >|> >|> >
|> >|> >|> >|> >               THE PEOPLES' POPULAR FRONT OF alt.fan.monty-python!
|> >|> >|> >|> 
|> >|> >|> >|> You're wrong, It's THE POPULAR PEOPLES' FRONT OF ..
|> >|> >|> >|> 
|> >|> >|> >|> ThomasEZ aka	
|> >|> >|> >|> 
|> >|> >|> >No you're wrong, its THE FRONT OF POPULAR PEOPLE.....and their dogs.
|> >|> >|> 
|> >|> >|> I'm not.
|> >|> >
|> >|> >Yes yes, i'm afraid you are.
|> >|> >
|> >|> No
|> >
|> >Fraid so
|> 
|> No. I know that because I'm one of them.
|> 
|> ThomasEZ aka
|> 
You're a member of THE FRONT OF POPULAR PEOPLE also?

chestnutt
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: rohrer@utkvx3.utk.edu (Rohrer, Cheryl Diane)
Subject: Re: That's an icky lie!!!!!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Tennessee Computing Center
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:26:00 GMT

In article <1992Nov3.173439.14339@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes...
>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet get me hot again (by doing that thing with her tongue:
> 
>>Gina aka wench aka the beautiful curvaceous blonde wishing to be
>>President of a.f.m-p so she can grant you your every desire
> 
>You don't have to be president to do that, luv!

No, one doesn't have to be president....but it always makes more exciting.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Date: 7 Nov 92 17:27:16 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov6.085219.15992@aston.ac.uk>, morrisdj@uhura.aston.ac.uk (DJ MORRIS) writes:
> : > goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> : > : 
> : > : I can personally guarantee that there is more to me than just water.
> : > : Want to find out for yourself? 
> : > 
> : > I'd love to find out for myself!  Why don't you pop over here and I will make
> : > a thorough examination.
> : > 
> : Just let me wiggle my, um, nose. And if that doesn't work, do you have
> : room for me to park my broomstick?
> :
> Obviously a woman of many talents!  Plenty of room for your broomstick in
> my closet, although your cat will have to stay outside, we're not allowed pets
> in the university residences!
> 
> Daniel.
Well, make room. Here I come.......Me and all my talents, AWAY !!!!!!
	{thud}  Oh damn. Forgot to gas up. Maybe my nose-thitching
will work.
{wiggle wiggle} oh damn ! Idon't have enough energy left. MAybe after
I eat.....

I'll be there soon. Keep the sheets warm for me. 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
Subject: Re: le pouff celebre
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 07:46:19 GMT

Well, you still haven't answered my question (in a completely
different thread, which I can no longer find, but which you, as the
nearest thing this group has to an authority figure (God help us)
should be able to put your finger (or whatever) on immediately), so
you must have something to hide.  The question was about your favorite
topic, too - this must be a deep, dark secret.  

With regard to my "progress" - should I suck up to you?  Would it do
any good?  What's in it for me?

--
_____________________________________________________________________
Dan Blum           Institute for the Learning Sciences   Room 327
blum@ils.nwu.edu   1890 Maple Ave., Evanston, IL 60201   708-467-2306

"Consider a spherical cow of uniform density..."
____________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Election Results Part #1
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 22:19:36 GMT

kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>Jester,
>nice to have you back.  I need help.  I,m here in the booth, well part of the
>time, judging the sleeze contest.  I really have my hands full julgling
>these, er, um, women.  And a lovly pair, er, group of women have joined in.
>The two front runners are Gina and Leather with honerably mention to lots of
>others.  

well...i would have to say that Gina loses the sleeze contest..
Gina is a well-respected lady that only lowers her bodice line
when it gives her the advantage...like when she 'bought' 6 votes
for VP...which i might add she was quaLIFIED FOR ANYWAY

>chestnutt aka its so nice to have a penis
Court Jester aka if you say so.....


-- 
Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: All Right!! Cease Fire!!!!!
Date: 12 Nov 92 15:43:16 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov11.035309.12051@nevada.edu>, dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
> In article <1992Nov10.122814.787@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!
>>
>>
>>I am extremely sorry that I ever started any of this "sleazy" nonsense.  I
>>started reading this group to enjoy some silliness and a nice tin of Spam every
>>once in a while, and now I'm quite bored with the whole thing.  I refuse to
>>post anything else having to do specifically with this stupidity.  Things have
>>gotten a bit carried away.
>>
>>I am quite willing to admit that our esteemed vice-president Gina is the
>>world's foremost sexpert if it will shut everyone up.  Let's get back to some
>>real Python trains of thought and let this topic die or else move it to
>>alt.sex.  
>>
>>Gina, I apologize for arguing with our VP elect.  Please don't have me executed
>>for treason.  
>>
>> 
>>Meredith the Bored and (Hopefully Temporarily) Pythonless
> sounds like someone wants to get on to the next skit.  hmmm....
> William Turlough Cat aka beiad


YES!!  GET ON WITH IT!!!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: MOD31490@ipc1.rrzn.uni-hannover.de (Christian Hornhardt, Modula)
Subject: Re: test
Reply-To: MOD31490@ipc1.rrzn.uni-hannover.de
Organization: RVS, Universitaet Hannover, Germany
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 20:15:10 GMT


confuse a cat
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: bconnell@nyx.cs.du.edu (Beth Connell)
Subject: Re: Election Results Part #1
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 92 05:27:49 GMT

In article <sprooney.721376135@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon
Rooney) writes:
>
>OK... Just to shut peeps up, I've non-consulted with the
>anti-president of this group, and it's nothingness didn't say
>anything.
>
>Wot you say we're all joint pres?
>
>(With Leather, Gina, lisa etc. as groupies 8:)... ie. they have all
>the control over us.)
>
>Actually, FUCK IT!
>
>None of the above sez He wants OISmn to be pres...
>I say You should all just throw loadsa parties, drink too much, and
>forget this whole thing ever happened *:)
>
>Do I have a second?
>
>oiSNmn... LETS PARTEEEEE  
>
>(PS. Anyone in Belfast able to give me a bed to sleep on this
>weekend *:) )


My god,that's what I've been saying all along!!
Pass those Austrailian Table Wines..

Beth aka i've got a bit of a dirty fork
From: v133ju6p@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Paul R. Pompi)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: THE PHILOSOPHERS SONG the whole thing...
Date: 7 Nov 92 17:16:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Nov6.165324.17083@ils.nwu.edu>, blum@ils.nwu.edu writes...
>In my day, we didn't have any philosophy - we had to make do with half
>a syllogism my sister found lying in the gutter.
> 
Well, in my day, we didn't have gutters, we had to drink all the rain
water off the ground before it flooded our homes.

- Paul -
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Objection........
Date: 11 Nov 92 15:15:44 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov9.201054.2211@gacvx2.gac.edu>, phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
> In article <BxGq93.30n@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> } WHAT I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IS LACK OF INTELIGENT POSTINGS..
> } I MEAN I WAS GONE FOR 4 WHOLE DAYS AND 216 ARTICLES AND I REPLIED
> } TO 2 OF THEM..THAT IS BLOODY RIDICULOUS.......IF THIS KEEPS UP I MIGHT
> } HAVE TO DO SOMETHIGN DRASTIC AGAIN....LIKE RUN ANOTHER CROOKED ELECTION
> } OR NOT TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK ON.....
> } 
> } Jestere aka on a rampage yet again.......
> No NO DON'T DO IT!!!!
> 
> DAMN IT, NOW YOU'VE GOT ME DOING IT.  ALL WE HEAR ABOUT THESE DAYS IS SEX.  SEX  
> SEX SEX!!!  IF IT ISN'T ONE POSITION, IT'S ANOTHER!!!  MY GOD, ONE WOULD THINK  
> THAT THIS NEWSGROUP IS FULL OF PERVERTS.  COME NOW, JESTER, LET US GO AND SPEAK  
> WITH ALT.CULT.MOVIES...PERHAPS THEY WILL HAVE A SUGGESTION...
> 
> PHIL SQUIG DAMN, I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS...

NOW GUYS. DO WE HAVE TO GO AND BE SO DRASTIC AS ALL THAT? I WOULD LIKE
TO HEAr your sugestions ON HOW TO STOP ALL THIS SEX STUFF BEFORE I
lose my mind and go COMPLETELY CAPITAL LETTERS FOR  the rest of my
lIfe.

GINAU
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 03:13:27 GMT

>>i don't think romance is sleazy; it's sort of pure no matter how
>>sleazy you get...
>No just LOTS of Fun!!! 
exactly.  i knew you were a man who knows what he's on about.

>>tickling is awfully fun tho, esp when yr man is ticklish and you are
>>not...
>No its sodding not. Go away you.
ooh, sorry, love, didn't mean to offend...i won' tickle
you any more.  what else would you like?

>>Very Soft Leather
>Eccles aka I won't say it.
oh, c'mon, we'll all feel better

leather aka catharsis shouldn't intimidate you



Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: Fievel's final plea
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 02:59:56 GMT

T.F. Eccles (ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
: 
: >goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
: >: In article <2NOV92.20153354@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
: >: > okay...the election is over tomorrow, which means i have one last chance.
: >: > brought to you by the subliminal campaign to elect fievel
: >: 
: >: Ok, I have 3 questions:
: >: 	1. Who should I vote for?
: >: 	2. Why kill Jester (look for the subliminal messages!)
: >: 	3. do you love me?
: >: 	4. Will you still respect me in the morning?
: >: Ok, 4 questions.
: >And what is your chief weapon?
: Wouldn't you like to know, big boy.
: Eccles aka I had it a minute ago.
You're not Gina! She's taller.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Jester For Sale!!!!!!!!!!! Auctioning of Jester
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 05:25:03 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.102936.21663@ils.nwu.edu> blum@ils.nwu.edu writes:
>What do you want for your soul?  Don't be afraid to ask for whatever
>you want - I'm a professional, after all.

whatever you want to offer me......godship........a ton of money
whatever....

>Dan "Tool of Satan" (as certified by the Southern Baptist Church
Jester "Tool os Natas" (as certified by the Anagram Church of Evil
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From: kozickk@pell2l11.alleg.edu (Zick)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Does it really matter?
Date: 11 Nov 92 15:28:52 GMT
Organization: Allegheny College

Now don't get on my case because this isn't Monty Python, but at least its  
British and therefore more pertained to this post than a large portion of  
recent postings. Anyway, it is my understanding that Douglas Adams has a  
fifth book for The Hitchikers' Guide to the Galaxy (trilogy?) titled  
Mostly Harmless. Can anyone confirm the honesty of my sources? If it is  
true, and you've read the book, what's it like?

				Thanks a lot,
					Zick


- Oh, by the way, I promise not to write any more non-coherent articles,  
but only if you do too.

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