HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (Dark Knight)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: 'Twas The Night Before Christmas
Date: 23 Dec 92 15:30:20 GMT
Reply-To: wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
Organization: California State University, Chico
NNTP-Posting-Host: oavax.csuchico.edu

In article <1992Dec22.150618.12311@mixcom.com>, kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw) writes:
>
>
>To GRW, GEMR, Mmaam, Madam Prez&SexSlave'Teve, Blade,
>Dark Knight, CowPatti, 'Chelle&Lee and to the rest of
>ARC:
>
>Take the long cold winter nights, mix in a bit of the
>holiday spirit, then add Christmas being just around the
>corner and what do you get????
>
>Too much time on my hands.....So for your listening pleasure, er
>reading pleasure, I humbly present to you:
>
>
>'Twas The Night Before Christmas
>      or
>To The Best Of My Recollection
>

I absolutely loved the poem (which has been deleted for the
sake of bandwidth).

Author!

        Bravo!

                <*CLAP, CLAP*>

                             <*WHISTLE*>

                                       Wonderful!

                                                 <*STOMP, STOMP*>

Sorry folks,
at this time of the year, I tend to get carried away....
<aside>... alright, who took my horse?  Will someone please
carry me away so I can live up to what I just said?  Aw, come
on... please?  :-)

DK
>BDC
>-- 
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter)
Subject: Re: What a great group!!!!!
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 16:13:47 GMT

erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Nowhere Man) shares: 

>	Maybe it is just because I saw Julie's name during a time of
>rememberance, but I believe that Julie and I met by talking about
>Stephen King.  AND if I am not mistaken...  There was a short story by
>him called, "Mrs. Todd's Shortcut".  Ah, it's just me and my strange
>connections again.  I didn't really write this.

Yep, that's how we met, Darlin'.  And you did write this....I recognize the
style....

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Julie Salter<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
            President, Romantic Fire Association
  Wife of the Official Fireside Sex Advisor..AKA: Steven Salter
"Look into my eyes...you will see....what you mean to me......"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>email: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
From: peterw@coombs.anu.edu.au (Clare West)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: A Brief Visit From...
Date: 27 Dec 92 06:45:15 GMT
Organization: Australian National University
NNTP-Posting-Host: 150.203.76.2

congratulations!

*HUG*

clare

--
usually cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz but currently peterw@coombs.anu.edu.au 
                                         or rgl@adfa.oz.au

only 12 days to go...
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: verwey@acs.ucalgary.ca (Mary-Ann Verwey)
Subject: Re: Best Place for a Sunset...
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 92 18:37:47 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

In article <1992Dec23.072653.20671@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
>verwey@acs.ucalgary.ca (Mary-Ann Verwey) writes:
>
>>rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
>>>
>>>Hey - how come Rip gets all the women round here!!
>
>>Cause Rip is such an obediant and very strangelytwisted slave :)
>
>I'm glad - *someone* had to say that!  :-)

That's what makes him such a good slave though ;)

>>>I know, I'm justtoo nice.... *pout, Ross suffers another bout of NGS*
>>>Just coz *I* don't wear women's underware!!!!!  :-(
>
>>Awwwwww ... MA gathers Ross in her arms and snugs him real tight
>>and whispers in his ear...
>
>Ahhh - that feels so nice. Thank you MA *HUG*
>I knew there had to ba *a* women who appreciated that I didn't wear
>her underwear  :-)

MA Snuggles Ross and smiles

>Now, just what wewre you whispering in my ear?? :-)

MA whispers some more and watches Ross's face flush ;)

XMAS SNUGS!!!!

Mary-Ann

-- 
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mary-Ann Verwey                    Hold on to the shining moments in times
verwey@acs.ucalgary.ca             of darkness, they will pull you through
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw)
Subject: Honesty, Honestly!
Organization: Milwaukee Internet Xchange BBS, Milwaukee, WI U.S.A.
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 21:41:44 GMT



The Rip(ster) ponders complete honesty......
[theme song from jeopardy plays]
or
[fire department is called due to excessive smoke]
;-)

I've been completely honest with you Rip, but you don't
know everything about me......[at least I hope not ;-)]

I've also been completely honest with Julie, our esteemed
Prez of the RFA, but alas poor Prez doesn't know everything 
about me either.

So who does know everything about me?  Anyone hazard a guess?
If you guessed me, BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT, thank you for playing and
we have some nice parting gifts for you. (I said parting, not
farting....sheesh...)

Do I need to tell someone about my past?  Do I need to tell someone
about my dreams?  Do I need to tell someone about my fears?  I
don't think so, although I need to be honest with my significant
other, but that does NOT mean I have to tell them everything.  This
in turn does not mean I am keeping secrets either...

Humbly yours.

BDC(ompletelyAsHonestAsIWantToBe)

P.S. It should be noted that I used Rip's and Julie's name in
vain without their express written consent.  Oh well. So Sue
me. As long as Sue is redheaded, or brunette or blonde....er..
never mind.  I'm revealing too much.
-- 
  May I walk in beauty.  Make my eyes      | TA Shaw          |        oOO 
  ever behold the red and purple sunset.   | shaw@mixcom.com  |  _____ OO 
  Make my hands respect the things you have+------------------| (_/-\_)..
  made, and my ears sharp to your voice - Chief Yellow Lark   | ==(0).
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Mary)
Subject: Re: Romance...
Organization: Purdue University Statistics Department
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 19:23:34 GMT

In article <1993Jan1.053552.2711@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>Well, Richard, having been an Officer and a 'Gentleman' myself, *and*
>on the enlisted side, I think I just might be qualified to give you
>and answer.  You are right in saying that you would necesarrily want
>to give your enemy the benifits of your 'Gentleman' side.  But what
>you don't know, is what it is like to be the 'Officer' side.  The
>Officer side is thinking about how he is going to make sure his men
>get back out of the bush, how *he* is going to get out of the bush.  A
>good Officer is more a father figure, or a coach than anything else.

Even tho I was *not* in the military (and never intend to be), my bro
was and I have to agree with Rip here.

>And above all, and I thing drieux might agree with me on this, a good
>officer knows when to listen to what his Non-coms have to say.  As a
>shave-tail Lieutenant, I relied *alot* on the knowledge and experience
>of my Gunny, and my Corporal.  They had mucho more practical knowledge
>than I had.  I was there mainly to ride shot-gun on the higher up
>Officers and other units.
>In the field an officer is just as likely to get waxed as the next
>guy.  In fact I would put medics and radio operators just above
>Officers on the target list.

Gee thanks, Rip...my bro was a raio operator...now I know where those
stories he told me came from.  Too bad I couldn't tell the family.

>I guess I kind of got off on a tangent here, but to sum it all up,
>yes,  sometime 'Officer' and 'Gentleman' are contradictory, but then
>so is 'Man' and 'Gentleman'....

Yep, he's right on this one folks!!

And just when I thought he was going to only be serious in this post,
he just *has* to put in his last note (get ready to *groan* Blade...)

>From the Halls of Montezuma
>To the Shores of Tripoli,
>We fight our Country's battles,
>In the Air, on Land, and Sea.
>First to fight for Right, and Freedom,
>And to keep out Honour clean.
>We are proud to claim the title
>Of United States Marines!
>

At least he didn't start it up at the TygerBoink!!

*grin*
Mary
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu (John M. Turner)
Subject: Re: romance
Keywords: romance
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 17:04:57 GMT

In article <92Dec31.092237.18714@acs.ucalgary.ca> panlilio@acs.ucalgary.ca (Victor P. Panlilio) writes:
>In article <92365.214823ICSJM@ASUACAD.BITNET> <ICSJM@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
>
>> Romance isn't dead, It's just been tempoarily put on hold,
>> till we rediscover what it really is!!!  Most think romance is '
>> Hi- wanna come over to my house and look at my etchings? Is that
>> what romance has degraded to? 
Romance and chivalry are not dead, they were involved in a hit&run accident
last night, but both are expected to recover. :-)     

>And then we have crap like "Studs" on TV. (gagging gesture)
<Retch> <Retch> <Retch>
I have to agree with this one!

>Anyone want to revive romance (not just on the net, either)?
>
>1. When you say you'll call, follow through.
>2. Don't rush things.
>3. Hold hands.
>4. Pay attention. Listen from the heart.
>5. Believe you're special, and look for the best in others.
>
>(Gee, do I sound like Robert Fulghum or what?)

A Good question, I'm not familiar with him....
>
>Did I forget anything? Oh, yes...
>
>Watch "Beauty and the Beast" if you haven't seen it.
Excellent Movie!            
>
>*sigh*
>
>TiggerVictor 8^)

John "J.T." Turner
Wishing everybody a happy, prosperous, and hopefully romantic New Year!
--
jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu                             John "J.T." Turner

Cogsworth:  Well, your Highness, I must say everything is going just
            swimmingly.  I knew you had it in you ah ha ha...
Beast:      I let her go.
Cogsworth:  ..ah ha yes, yes.  Splen-... You, what?  How could you do that?
Beast:      I had to.
Cogsworth:  Yes, but but... but, WHY?
Beast:      Because, I love her.
(From "Beauty and the Beast")
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: psnow@cwis.unomaha.edu (Paul Snow)
Subject: Yes, You too can become a bona fide,
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 12:03:00 GMT

Official member of the Romantic Fire Association :)

Although yet unfinished in its serial presentation, I have been notified
by our Prez Julie Salter that my application story for RFA membership
(cf. Rosebud, a story pt.1,2,3...) has been accepted:):):):):):):):):):):)

I have decided, and have been approved, to take on the title of...
Official Cloud-Watcher of the RFA. (humbly bows)


+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|Paul Snow     **HUGS**       email to: psnow@ns.ccsn.edu                    |
|Official Cloud-  **SMILES**     Don't feel a fool tripping over your feet,  |
|Watcher of the RFA  **  8-)  **    when your eyes are fixed on the clouds...|
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

...Remember, a rainbow may end in a pot of gold,
     but it begins in the clouds...
   
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw)
Subject: Chocolate Honey
Organization: Milwaukee Internet Xchange BBS, Milwaukee, WI U.S.A.
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 23:09:01 GMT


Julie da Prez sez:
>My honey got me a cake for my birthday in December.  It was chocolate cake, 
>chocolate icing, chocolate filling.  Now THAT'S a birthday cake! :)

Now i've told y'all 'bout my specialty, (besides my cookies), 'tis
Chocolate Decadence.  Now this 'tis something to drool about.
Even the Missing Trog OD(ed) on it.....

Although I've found a new recipe to try, it's called Chocolate
Bread Pudding.

Ymmmmmmmm

BDC(hocolateteerAtLarge)
-- 
  May I walk in beauty.  Make my eyes      | TA Shaw          |        oOO 
  ever behold the red and purple sunset.   | shaw@mixcom.com  |  _____ OO 
  Make my hands respect the things you have+------------------| (_/-\_)..
  made, and my ears sharp to your voice - Chief Yellow Lark   | ==(0).
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter)
Subject: Re: hi i am new
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1992 19:24:31 GMT

hck@maximo.enet.dec.com (Herb King) shares: 
>hi just checking out the group. I am fairly new at this, in fact this is
>my first time(but not thee first time get it?) I like the chocolate thread 
>but I would make it little bit better.

Hello, H. King.  I LOVE your name!  Welcome to ARC.....a wonderful place
to share, laugh, cry, support and have a good time.  Sure hope you
like chocolate! :)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Julie Salter<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
            President, Romantic Fire Association
  Wife of the Official Fireside Sex Advisor..AKA: Steven Salter
"Look into my eyes...you will see....what you mean to me......"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>email: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: Best Place for a Sunset...
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 15:52:30 GMT

In article <LF.92Dec31073309@marooned.berkeley.edu> lf@marooned.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
>Just to bring the thread back to its original subject...
>
>The best place for a sunset is...
>
>93 million miles away.

93 million miles away from what in what direction? I'd say you'd have a
hard time finding a sunset there....

>S'amazing what excruciating ankle pain does to one's thought processes.  8-)

I'll bet.

-bacon
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: psnow@cwis.unomaha.edu (Paul Snow)
Subject: Re: romance
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 16:21:37 GMT

panlilio@acs.ucalgary.ca  writes: 
> Anyone want to revive romance (not just on the net, either)?
> 
> 1. When you say you'll call, follow through.
> 2. Don't rush things.
> 3. Hold hands.
> 4. Pay attention. Listen from the heart.
> 5. Believe you're special, and look for the best in others.
> 
> (Gee, do I sound like Robert Fulghum or what?)
> 
> Did I forget anything? Oh, yes...
> 
> Watch "Beauty and the Beast" if you haven't seen it.
> 
> *sigh*
> 
> TiggerVictor 8^)

And if that doesn't work, watch Aladdin, enjoy it, and take to heart the fact
that Aladdin doesn't get the girl for sure, until he is honest and his true 
self...

+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|Paul Snow     **HUGS**       email to: psnow@ns.ccsn.edu                    |
|Official Cloud-  **SMILES**     Don't feel a fool tripping over your feet,  |
|Watcher of the RFA  **  8-)  **    when your eyes are fixed on the clouds...|
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+   

   ...Remember, a rainbow may end in a pot of gold,
        but it begins in the clouds...
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: Chocolate...: )
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1992 05:49:27 GMT

In article <23DEC199219563401@jane.uh.edu> inde7i4@jane.uh.edu (Mirena Paravic) writes:
>>Sean opens the bottle of champagne that bacon was thoughtful enough to
>>provide, and pours two glasses full.  "Lips that touch wine shall ever

glad to help. :)

-bacon
master of the bubbly
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: Another new participant
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 23:19:50 GMT

In article <92366.093118IDMLH@ASUACAD.BITNET> <IDMLH@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
>In response to Bacon:
>
>Grumpy women?  Hey...so I'm grumpy today...I'm entitled to one day out of 365
>to be grumpy!  I'm Grumpy damn it.

that's Good! get it out! express yourself! 

-bacon
always here to help
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Tuesday, 22 Dec 1992 13:46:02 MST
From: <ICSJM@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: romance
 <1992Dec22.171718.5330@sequent.com>

walls need to come down....a sign of trust and respect for the OTHER.  With
walls still up, it is real hard to see the real person....maybe it's just
too much graffiti on the walls....hell, I don't know
         jojo
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: danno@donner.cc.bellcore.com (ungerer,daniel a)
Subject: Re: women
Organization: Bellcore, Livingston, NJ
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 92 12:30:14 GMT
Summary: Happens more than...

In article <92356.125907ICSJM@ASUACAD.BITNET>, <ICSJM@ASUACAD.BITNET>(jojo) writes:
>      main point of this topic is ----why does the perfect match for you always
> end up being married to some jerk.  She knows it, but doesn't want to leave
> him.....she believes in trying,  but after 5 or 6 tries, it seems like she
> get the idea that the guy is a jerk, and go with the person that really
> loves her????


This happens more that you know...

Dan

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
Subject: Re: Best Place for a Sunset...
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 92 07:17:06 GMT

rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:

>I wrote..  (but deleted that bit!)

>>rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>>>So, Ariel, what say you come by to my little play room.....?
>>
>>Hey - how come Rip gets all the women round here!!

>Well, ross, if you want them, you got to go out and *get* them!  I
>have yet to have a woman throw herself at me and say "Take me, I'm
>yours!"  I usually say that..... :-)

But even if I tyr that - it doesn't have the same effect.. :-(
See, watch this... I bet it doesn't generate the same response you got...

So, Ariel, what say you come by to my little play room.....?

>>I know, I'm justtoo nice.... *pout, Ross suffers another bout of NGS*
>>Just coz *I* don't wear women's underware!!!!!  :-(

>Hey, try it sometime!  Women like a sensitive '90's kind of guy who
>ain't afraid to wear wimmen's underwear!  Besides, who ever said I
>wasn't a nice guy...

Just I reckon it looks better on, partly on, or off *their* bodies! :-)

Ross
Official Personal Bodyguard to Lis, the Good Romantic Witch
***********************************************************
Ignore the from line: I'm really at rwm@stan.xx.swin.oz.au
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: boatman@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu (Todd Boatman)
Subject: Re: *sigh*
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 01:38:44 GMT

Tina:

The one good thing about telling your life story on the net is that
you find out you have a lot of friends here.  I've already noticed
a lot of people offering there mailboxes to you, but I just wanted
you to know that if none them happen to be home, you're most welcome
to try mine.

*BigShoulderToLeanOnHugs*

-Todd

[iconify]
-- 
Todd                              |  "The Wheel of Time weaves the Pattern
boatman@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu       |   of the Ages, and uses men's lives
The Official Detective of the RFA |   as thread" - Robert Jordon
From: AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET (Lisa Mae)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: a gift for him
Date: 23 Dec 92 22:50:16 GMT
 <1992Dec16.235500.18745@sequent.com> <92Dec21.163424.23740@acs.ucalgary.ca>
 <1992Dec23.201237.15555@sequent.com>
Organization: Arizona State University

In article <1992Dec23.201237.15555@sequent.com>, rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
says:
>
>**stuff deleted**
>
>That's the whole idea!  If I treat you nice enough, then all those bad
>things that people say about me won't mean anything....  I mean, if I
>am busy being your Slave, then no one can accuse me of carousing with
>sheep.....

   Rip?  who are these "sheep" that you are refering too?
>
*grin*
Ariel
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan)
Subject: Re: *sigh*
Reply-To: pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 18:30:49 GMT

In article <21DEC199222301961@jane.uh.edu>, inde7i4@jane.uh.edu (Mirena Paravic) writes:
|> In article <1992Dec21.170424.19906@e2big.mko.dec.com>, pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan) writes...
|> >Oh, Tina...
|> > 
|> >I'm really sorry for you...  Wish I could be there to give you a *HUG* in
|> >person and loan you a shoulder to cry on...  (My friends do so much of that
|> >I've had sponges sewn into my shirts  :-)  )
|> > 
|> 
|> 	*grin* and I thought those big, broad shoulders were natural...:)

They are.  The sponges are very thin.  Yeah, that's the ticket!

|> 	Thanks for the hug..*hugs back*...

No problem...  One of the great things about hugs is that you never run out.

|> >I'll understand if you want to put the Chocolate thread on hold for a while...
|> 
|> 	No, no....let's continue until we get forced to alt.sex.stories..:)

Hmm...  'Forced'?  I didn't think virtual coercion existed...

|> 	I'll get over this...it jsut really hit me hard...

(Serious mode on)
Yeah, it's really amazing how the things we've 'gotten over' can continue to
affect us...  I still have nights that I lie awake thinking about my first 
girlfriend, and I can't listen to Air Supply to this day, because they were
'our group'.
(Serious mode off)

|> 	Tina Marie
|> 	(feeling naked without her .sig)

Ah ha, so that's what it takes!  I'll have to erase them *all*... >;->

-------------------
Sean Roberts, trying to add a little humor to life
"Laugh - it gets better..."
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: Best Place for a Sunset...
Organization: OFSA
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 15:44:25 GMT

lf@marooned.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) remarks:

>The best place for a sunset is...
>93 million miles away.

Good point, LF....:)

hope you ankle gets better fast!

have a great New Year!

Steve
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat,alt.personals,soc.singles
From: jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu (John M. Turner)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas!
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 20:58:11 GMT

In article <1992Dec23.023141.4195@mtu.edu> bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon) writes:
>The subject says it all. Take care one and all! And no being down!
>(That can wait til after the holidays...:) )
>
>-bacon
>I ain't Santa, thank God - that boy's gotta have a massive cholesterol problem

Either that, or a dynamite dental plan!
(sorry, heard this on the radio)

John "J.T." Turner
who needs to put up his Christmas tree in the next few days or so...
----
jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu - John Turner

Cogsworth:  Well, your Highness, I must say everything is going just
            swimmingly.  I knew you had it in you ah ha ha...
Beast:      I let her go.
Cogsworth:  ..ah ha yes, yes.  Splen-... You, what?  How could you do that?
Beast:      I had to.
Cogsworth:  Yes, but but... but, WHY?
Beast:      Because, I love her.
(From "Beauty and the Beast")
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
Subject: Re: a gift for him
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 92 11:28:20 GMT

mtompset@napier.uwaterloo.ca (Stopped Jobs Avenger) writes:

>In article <92Dec18.233155.31219@acs.ucalgary.ca> verwey@acs.ucalgary.ca (Mary-Ann Verwey) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec16.105727.15661@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
>[editted]
>>>Maybe I should visit Calgary....
>>>I could solve this snow craving,
>>>and we could work on this 'hole' we both have....
>>>
>>>Whaddaya say???  :-)
>>
>>MA chuckles... aww but I would much rather go somewhere warm :)
>>But if this craving is so intense you are welcome to come and
>>visit... me and my roomie will put you up for a visit:) 

>Great! Just what I need... foreigners moving in on the low stock of
>Canadian females that I have "access" to... Gee well, make that one
>less possibility. ARG! [Is this good enuf to cause a good flame? :)]

Please find enclosed one air ticket to Australia to try your luck
with all these bloody Australian women who don't want to now me.
You are welcome to them!!

Don't tell me to keep my hands off your Canadian lovelies :-)

Ross
Official Personal Bodyguard to Lis, the Good Romantic Witch
***********************************************************
I'm sick of writing stuff here!