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From: garrett@Ingres.COM (WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS)
Subject: Re: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Summary: Give me the chainsaw  
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Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 6 Jan 93 02:23:56 GMT

In article <1993Jan6.013846.439@athena.mit.edu>, dks@athena.mit.edu (dks)                                    writes...
>In article <1993Jan3.095323.28270@news.ysu.edu>,
>ah724@yfn.ysu.edu (Sundara Pandian) wonders:
> > Am I missing something? Why this newsgroup is called
> > `alt.fan.dan-quayle' when there is hardly any fan mail? 
> 
>Well, Steve Batterson once offered the following hypothesis:
> + I just subscribed to this group and have read the past few days of posts.
> + I infer that periodically some clown posts a tribute to Quayle and then
> + everyone dumps all over them. My only question is whether the position of 
> + clown is rotated or ... elected.
>Does that help?

You obviously have no idea what being a TRUE Dan Quayle fan is about.
	You see Quayledom means more than just being a "fan" in
the sense of being a "sports fan", or "political fan", or even 4-speed
desk fan.
	To be a fan of Our Poster Boy, you must first study up on 
our hero. Read his Quote file (a must read). Make a pilgrimage to his
Museum. Dress like him. Learn to misspell words. Talk incoherently.
	You see, being a Quayle fan is more than just idolizing him.
It's a way of life. You will eventually become one of "us". Why delay
the inevitable? See you on the other side.
> 
>Toodles,
>Dhanesh
> 
-Garrett
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge)
Subject:  Nice work, Dan
Keywords: Dome, Teapot; gate, Water; Contra, Iran
Organization: Paramax Systems Corporation, Paoli PA
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 14:57:20 GMT

  Now that the dust has settled from Bush's pardon of Weinberger and the
  Iran-Contra Five, we can more clearly judge some of the likely effects:

       1.  The Bush administration will end up with a reputation for
           probity similar to that of the administrations of Grant, 
           Harding, Nixon, and Reagan.  

       2.  Far from shutting down Walsh's investigation, Bush has given
           it new life, in a somewhat altered form.  A congressional
           committee has been convened to look into Bush's role in the
           events and their coverup.  

       3.  Walsh's final report is going to have one hell of an executive
           summary.

       4.  Someone has to take a dive.  And it won't be Reagan, the
           original instigator.  Let's face it:  Reagan cornered the
           market on luck during the last twelve years.  Sorry, George.

   And just who is responsible for convincing Bush to make these Christmas
   Eve pardons that will serve to define his admistration?  But of course: 
   Our Idol, Soon-to-be-Former Vice President Dan Quayle. 

   
   PS:  This reminds me of one of my favorite descriptions of D.Q. from
        the Rabid Right Wing Token Ring Network:  "...this genious [sic]
        this political god if you will..."  Yeah.  Right.

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From: popec@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (William C. Barwell)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Date: Mon, 04 Jan 93 02:25:33 GMT
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, Houston, TX

ah724@yfn.ysu.edu (Sundara Pandian) writes:

> 
>  Am I missing something? Why this newsgroup is called
> `alt.fan.dan-quayle' when there is hardly any fan
> mail? 
> 
>   "..Personal negative attacks. Has anyone been reading
> my press clippings for the last four years?"
> 
>  [Dan Quayle in the Vice Presidential Debate '92 ]
> 
> -- 
> pax vobiscum,
> sundara pandian.
> ah724@yfn.ysu.edu
> 


Of Course we read the clippings.   Ol' Dan certainly didn't think he 
could say something goofy without the whole world laughing, did he?
Poor Dan.  To bad he never really figured out that he needed a GOOD 
speechwriter, and to not try to extemporanize.

--
popec@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (William C. Barwell)
Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, Houston, TX, (713) 481-3763
1200/2400/9600/14400 v.32bis/v.42bis
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: dgs@sfi.santafe.edu (David G. Simmons)
Subject: Re: Dan's BOOK!
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 93 23:02:04 GMT
Organization: Santa Fe Institute

In article <HJs7wB2w165w@unkaphaed.gbdata.com> popec@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (William C. Barwell) writes:
>(Cue trumpets):
>   Ta Da Da Da!
>
>Coming soon!
>
>I predict it will not be a thick book.
>
I predict it will be a picture book.  If He and Marilyn can agree, maybe
even a pop-up book.

-David Simmons
dgs@sfi.santafe.edu

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: bhjelle@carina.unm.edu ()
Subject: Re: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Date: Wed, 06 Jan 93 23:42:57 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <1993Jan6.013846.439@athena.mit.edu> dks@athena.mit.edu (dks) writes:
>In article <1993Jan3.095323.28270@news.ysu.edu>,
>ah724@yfn.ysu.edu (Sundara Pandian) wonders:
>
>Well, Steve Batterson once offered the following hypothesis:
> + I just subscribed to this group and have read the past few days of posts.
> + I infer that periodically some clown posts a tribute to Quayle and then
> + everyone dumps all over them. My only question is whether the position of 
> + clown is rotated or ... elected.
>
Gotcha. There is no "clown", just a clever computer program that
periodically posts glowing but badly misspelled tributes to Dan
about every 3 weeks. The program is supposed to take random
words and phrases from the quote file and mix it with misspelled
but glowing comments.

For example, a Dan tribute might read as follows:

  "This geneious,...this happy camper of a political god..."

or,

  "This purfectly symmetrick geneious potatoe..."

The Committee to Repackage Dan Quayle (CoReDQ) then arranges to
have these glowing tributes posted from some random account.
The goal of CoReDQ) is for at least 51% of voters, by 1996,
saying something like this:

"Lessee...what was so  *bad*  about Dan Quayle anyway? I
remember there was something about him that was bad, but
maybe it was just that awful liberal press...he looks
more, well, distinguished now..."

Brian


Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: erics@sco.COM (eric smith)
Subject: Re: Be Fair
Organization: The Santa Cruz Operation, Inc.
Date: Fri, 08 Jan 1993 18:22:57 GMT


temehs@ccs1.bbn.com writes:

>In light of attacks, such  as the basic idea that all Republicans are corrupt
>, let me make a point. Democrats are as corrupt as Republicans. The JFK's,
>JBJ's and even FDR's weren't always honest or fair. And don't forget that
>Lincoln was a Republican.(Sorry that is LBJ up there, not JBJ)

Uh huh. Tell me, when was the last time a Democratic president issued a
presidential pardon for his cronies in the executive branch? I can't
think of an instance of that occurring.

-----
Eric Smith		|
erics@sco.com		| "Golf is key to understanding the Vice President"
erics@infoserv.com	|	 - close aide to Dan Quayle
CI$: 70262,3610		|

Organization: Sophomore, Chemical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 14:28:31 -0500 
From: Stephen Alan Sisson <ssac+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Dan Quayle is the Walrus

coo-coo snafu
						Teevie >:0/
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: alekz@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu (Alekz Vermont)
Subject: Re: Dan's Humiliating Task
Organization: Johns Hopkins Univ. Welch Medical Library
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 15:00:14 GMT

i'm sorry if my previous post (similar to the one to follow) has shown up
at your site.  was having trouble posting to my .newsrc yesterday, but i
tried anyway....i haven't seen any of my post show in any newsgroups, so
i'm figuring that they errored....

re: the humor of DQ counting the electoral and admitting defeat...

>>[paraphrazed]  NYAH,NYAh,NYAH! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

i must admit, that everytime i see a car with the Bush/Quayle`92 bumper
sticker, i fall into peals of laugher....  it nearly kills me as i drive. 
this, of course, severly affected me the week following the election.  
(i imagine that B/Q`92 voters feel a bit like *i* did all those years that
the GOP kept getting elected)

....i would be so embarrased if i were them...i'd've removed the sticker
with an exacto knife by now.... (of course i plan to vote to Quayle in
`96...who could resist?)  ;-)

 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  \\\\\\          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
! alekz vermont               /    *~~~~~~<||||>            !
! My name is Vermont          \____                         !
! I do what I want  (haha)     o| o  "Trepanation --        !
!                             ( |_    I need it like I need !
! alekz@library.welch.jhu.edu  |-->   a hole in my head"    !
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \___/  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MY OPINIONS ARE NOT MY OWN -- THEY'VE BEEN *DRILLED* INTO ME.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: wilson@gauss.cs.jhu.edu (Dwight Wilson)
Subject: Re: Dan's BOOK!
Organization: The Johns Hopkins University CS Department
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 11:39:24 GMT

In article <HJs7wB2w165w@unkaphaed.gbdata.com> popec@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (William C. Barwell) writes:
>(Cue trumpets):
>   Ta Da Da Da!
>
>Coming soon!
>
>Houston Chronicle Jan. 9, 1993
>
>Dan Quayle is going to stay in Washington until summer, says thee 
>Washington Post,allowing his children time to finish the school year and 
>giving himself time to GET STASRTED ON WRITING HIS VICE PRESIDENTIAL 
>MEMOIRS.  Friends of the Vice President say the book won't share kiss and 
>tell tidbits about the bush administration but willl focus instead on the 
>Vice President's triumphant quest for professsional respect.
                  ^^^^^^^^^^

Maybe we can look forward to seeing Dan as Guest of Honor at future 
SF/Fantasy conventions.

-Dwight


Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: tweek@netcom.com (Michael D. Maxfield)
Subject: Re: What new innovation, software or products do you want to see?
Summary: Is Danny this stupid?
Keywords: Stupid stupid stupid
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 02:20:06 GMT


 
In article <sehari.726196552@lisa.ecss.iastate.edu>, and in about 2000 other articles all posted separately. sehari@iastate.edu (BabakSehari) writes: >--- >
>What type of new innovation, software or products do you want to be
>[...]
>P.S.  This message is being automatically posted to all unix wide bbs'.
>This post does not mean that I approve or disapprove this newsgroup.  Also,
>the moderator of the moderated newsgroups, such as rec.humor.funny, should
>decide if they want this posting in their newsgroup.
 
Oh, am I so glad BabakSehari did it here too.  Maybe I would have found this
post a lot less offensive if the guy used some built in inovation and used
the features of the USENET protocols and crossposted this message instead of
multiple posting it.  At least if he crossposted it, I might not have to
see it in every damn newsgroup I look through.
 
OK, so maybe he can't do a crosspost to ALL the newsgroups he wanted this
to appear on, but at least if he put TEN groups per posting, I would see
this damn thing only 1/10 of the time.
 
 
Newsgroups: alt.bitch.pork
 Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 01:26:40 GMT
 
Article 811 in alt.binaries.pictures.fractals
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 01:28:21 GMT
 
Article 1184 in alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless:
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 01:27:51 GMT

(and more...)
From: bgarfink@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (beth diane garfinkel)
Subject: Re: Be Fair
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 14:49:57 GMT

In <1993Jan9.010523.23663@pony.Ingres.COM> garrett@Ingres.COM (WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS) writes:

>As much as I hate Republicans, I must say that I recently heard that the
>president who gave out the most pardons during his administration was Truman.
>Does anyone know what kind of criminals these were?

I heard something about this on NPR.  Apparently, not all presidential
pardons are for executive cronies.  Sometimes, people who committed a
Federal felony but have since become good citizens may receive
presidential pardons, but they have to pply for them.  Some examples
they gave: a moonshiner forom the 40's, who hasn't made moonshine since
and wants to clear up his reputation while still alive; a postal worker
who stole some small amount of money from a letter, and I forget who the
others were. . .Does anyone know how many pardons Truman gave to members
of his administration?

								Beth
-- 
"This must be Thursday.  I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
	-Arthur Dent, on being told that the Earth is about to blow up.
From: cdillon@ecst.csuchico.edu (Charles Dillon)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re:  Nice work, Dan
Date: 7 Jan 93 18:57:09 GMT
Organization: California State University, Chico
NNTP-Posting-Host: cscihp.ecst.csuchico.edu

In article <1ihm5iINN411@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> gerberrl@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Richard L. Gerberding) writes:
>In article <1993Jan6.145720.15478@gvl.unisys.com>  
>train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge) writes:
>>   Now that the dust has settled from Bush's pardon of Weinberger and the
>>   Iran-Contra Five, we can more clearly judge some of the likely  
>effects:
>> 
>>        1.  The Bush administration will end up with a reputation for
>>            probity similar to that of the administrations of Grant, 
>
>...
>
>And Walsh will continue to throw away millions of taxpayers dollars (over  
>30 million now) while the very democrats who pay him will say the deficit  
>is all due to republicans.  

What's your point?  That justice is expensive?  I agree -- haul the deceitfull
bastards out on the White House Lawn and machine gun them -- nice and cheap.
Walsh has remained employeed due to the continued obstructions to his 
investigation perpetuated from the highest office in government on down.

>  I'm not justifying the deficit, but spending  
>cuts based on "well, we didn't spend as much as we were going to" doesn't  
>cut anything.  In 4 years we'll see how much money the congress is willing  
>to spend to investigate Chlinochio and Woody.

If Wild Willy et al. obstuct justice, hang-em high.  But don't use the
excuse of "justice is too expensive" to let the bastards off.  Besides,
if convicted of lying to congress, maybe we could cut off GHWB's 
retirement and gov. pension.

ObQuayle:  12 days left for Our Boy to take office and pardon The Bushman.
-- 
If you understand, things are just as they are.        |               Charles
If you do not understand, things are just as they are. |               Dillon
	Zen Buddhist saying                            |        Some disclimer
						       |        should go here.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh)
Subject: Re: Dan's BOOK!
Organization: University of Virginia Physics Department
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 14:32:05 GMT

Catherine Stanton writes:

>In article <mq4rdjd@SantaFe.edu> dgs@sfi.santafe.edu (David G. Simmons) writes:
>>even a pop-up book.
>>
>>-David Simmons
>>dgs@sfi.santafe.edu

>Ahhhhh yes but WHAT will pop up?
>Oh sorry, I forgot, this was a Family Values (tm) type forum.
>:-)

I was going to make some crack about Pedro the South American Doll, but it
looks like you beat me to it.

(And that's about as racy as I'll get, folks! :-))

- Patrick Walsh
  University of Virginia Department of Physics
  pw@virginia.bitnet, pw@virginia.edu, pat@gomez.phys.virginia.edu
From: dodsonsl@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Dan's Humiliating Task
Date: 7 Jan 93 08:28:28 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University


Danny-Boy had to stand up in front of Congress yesterday and read off 
the results of the electoral college's election, admitting defeat.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH!

(Sorry for acting so juvenile, I got carried away.) How embarassing for
poor Dan. The last VP that had to do that was Mondale. NPR said Quayle
took some "good-natured ribbing" from some of his Democratic colleagues.
I'll bet. If I were there (like I'm rich enough to get elected) I would
have given him some good-natured ribbing, all right.

-Scott 'I wish were smart enough to get into Allegheny' Dodson

Quotes for the day: 
"In George Bush you get experience, and with me you 
   get the future.", Dan Quayle, LA Times, Oct. 19, 1988. 

"Public speaking is very easy." Dan Quayle, to reporters, Oct. 1988.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS)
Subject: Re: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Summary: Hail Quayle  
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: 
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 4 Jan 93 20:35:20 GMT

In article <a0yTwB1w165w@unkaphaed.gbdata.com>, popec@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (William C. Barwell)             writes...
>ah724@yfn.ysu.edu (Sundara Pandian) writes:
>>  Am I missing something? Why this newsgroup is called
>> `alt.fan.dan-quayle' when there is hardly any fan
>> mail? 
>> 
>> sundara pandian.
>> ah724@yfn.ysu.edu
>> 
>Of Course we read the clippings.   Ol' Dan certainly didn't think he 
>could say something goofy without the whole world laughing, did he?
>Poor Dan.  To bad he never really figured out that he needed a GOOD 
>speechwriter, and to not try to extemporanize.

Actually, it's a good thing he never did get a speechwriter. The Danster has
given me and my friends more laughs than I have ever gotten from any 
politician. 
> 
>popec@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (William C. Barwell)

-Garrett
From: jberger@novell.com (John Berger)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: One last task for Danny
Date: 6 Jan 93 17:25:03 GMT
Organization: Novell, Inc.

Heard on the radio this a.m. that Congress was meeting today to count the 
votes from the electoral college, making Clinton's election official.  The 
announcer stated that this was one last task for JDQ, as he presides over 
the senate.

Will he have to take off his shoes and socks when they get past Arkansas in 
the roll call?   (9, 10, "Oh, darn it!  Can somebody help me untie this 
knot?", 11, 12,.....)
From: lhenso@sinkhole.unf.edu (Larry Henson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: test 2
Date: 6 Jan 93 00:43:38 GMT
Organization: University of North Florida, Jacksonville

test 2
-- 
----------------
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	Doctor, give me the chainsaw...
	Trust me! I'm a scientist!"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS)
Subject: Re: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Summary: Smilies  
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: 
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 7 Jan 93 00:45:36 GMT

In article <16B4EB8CB.M19249@mwvm.mitre.org>, M19249@mwvm.mitre.org                                       writes...
>In article <1993Jan6.022356.26609@pony.Ingres.COM>
>garrett@Ingres.COM (WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan6.013846.439@athena.mit.edu>, dks@athena.mit.edu (dks)                                    writes...
>>>In article <1993Jan3.095323.28270@news.ysu.edu>,
>>>ah724@yfn.ysu.edu (Sundara Pandian) wonders:
>>You obviously have no idea what being a TRUE Dan Quayle fan is about.
>>        You see Quayledom means more than just being a "fan" in
>>the sense of being a "sports fan", or "political fan", or even 4-speed
>>desk fan.
>>        To be a fan of Our Poster Boy, you must first study up on
>>our hero. Read his Quote file (a must read). Make a pilgrimage to his
>>Museum. Dress like him. Learn to misspell words. Talk incoherently.
>>        You see, being a Quayle fan is more than just idolizing him.
>>It's a way of life. You will eventually become one of "us". Why delay
>>the inevitable? See you on the other side.
>>-Garrett
> 
>I hate to break it to you Garrett but IMHO you picked the wrong guy to say
>this to.  Although Dhanesh has not been posting alot during the past several
>months, he, if any of us all, knows the place, purpose, and history of this
>newsgroup.  There have been times in this group's history where he led some
>of the most interesting threads.  Nevertheless, I have enjoyed your stepping
>up to the plate to fill that role on occasion.  I, for my part, will continue
>to mostly lurk and read.  BTW, I was considering a flame that wen't "I've read
>DKS's posts, I've laughed at DKS's posts, I've replied to DKS's posts, and
>Garrett ...."  but that would be too harsh.
> 
	First of all, I never considered that it was necessary
to put smilies after my last post. But then I never considered the humor
impaired. 
	Secondly, I don't post to this group to live up to your 
expectations. All I try to do is add a little humor to everyone's day.
If I am failing to do this then let me know and I'll spend more time in
rec.humor where you don't have to worry about putting in smilies.

-Garrett
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh)
Subject: Re: Be fair
Organization: University of Virginia Physics Department
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 16:33:33 GMT

Tom Mehs writes:

>In light of attacks, such  as the basic idea that all Republicans are corrupt
>, let me make a point. Democrats are as corrupt as Republicans. The JFK's,
>JBJ's and even FDR's weren't always honest or fair. And don't forget that
>Lincoln was a Republican.(Sorry that is LBJ up there, not JBJ)

Sure, there's plenty of corruption in both parties (and, once in a blue moon,
an honest man also :-)).  Although Republican presidents since 1969 (with
the possible exception of Gerald Ford) seem hellbent on breaking all previous
records for presidential corruption.

>	BTW, how about a newsgroup for AL Gore were  we can talk about getting 
>lost  in the woods and never smiling. Or even about how great cenorship is?

Well, if Al proves to be a daily source of goofiness, that may not be a bad
idea.  But this is alt.fan.dan-quayle, dedicated to the man of whom I submit
it might best be said:

"Never before has the celebration of incompetence been so much FUN!"

- Patrick Walsh
  University of Virginia Department of Physics
  pw@virginia.bitnet, pw@virginia.edu, pat@gomez.phys.virginia.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS)
Subject: Re: Turn me on, deadman (was Re: Nice work, Dan)
Summary: Paul's a Quayle fan!  
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: 
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 7 Jan 93 23:26:23 GMT

In article <1993Jan7.205948.22058@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh)                    writes...
>Herbert Rutledge writes:
>>   Hmmmm.  Let me peel up the record label on this copy of "Abbey Road."  
>>   Aha!  Just as I suspected!  Grooves!  Let me put it on the turntable.
>>   Now, let me put the arm in the outtermost groove, and spin the record 
>>   backwards, by hand.  Oh, ho!  It's the voice of Paul McCartney, and 
>>   he's saying, "Rose-Hullman is really Allegheny College!"
> 
>Amazing how Paul was able to foresee all this and record this warning message
>for us before he died some 25 years ago!  :-)
> COINCIDENCE?
> I think not!)

Does this mean that Paul McCartney was a Dan Quayle fan!? ;^)
The plot thickens.
> 
>- Patrick Walsh
>  pw@virginia.bitnet, pw@virginia.edu, pat@gomez.phys.virginia.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle