From: altheimm@nextnet.csus.edu (Murray Altheim)
Subject: Re: Chocolate (was Re: "gangway, folx")
Keywords: Dark Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, More Dark Chocolate
Organization: California State University: Sacramento
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 20:35:53 GMT

In article <1992Aug15.204423.23041@lmt.mn.org> ciaran@county.lmt.mn.org (Ciaran Benson) writes:
>>> THE NEXT STEP IS A SACRIFICE TO THE BITCH GODDESS HERSELF:
>>
>>I hate to say, but I've already ceded my worship to Ciaran, who
>>I've already eulogized and cry to the moon every night over. Now
>>being somewhat of a polytheist (which means I use rubber bands
>>rather than tape) I might have room in the lineup for an extra
>>goddess, especially if she smells good. :-)
>>
>>Murray
>
>  Umh ... ah, Murray, uhm ... ah ... well, ...
>
>  Oh, what the hell.  Ok, Murray, here's how it works !!!
>
>  Listen then to the words of the Not-Even-Remotely-Bitch-Goddess
>Ciaran, who has been called many things, but never worshipped,
>and who probably doesn't know what to do with a worshipper if one
>dropped from the sky and dented my hood;

Oh heavenly SANERBiGNevCoDeW (the Self-Admitted-Not-Even-Remotely-Bitch-
Goddess-Nevertheless-Completely-Deserving-Worship):

I'm already in free-fall! Put a pillow on your hood! :-)

>  "Drink ye not of the lesser corn-surgar-based beers of the land,
>unless you're low on cash, or you've got some friends over who
>can't tell the difference, or you're too blotto to tell the
>difference, but Brew Instead from the Finest Hops and Malts
>great brews of many varieties and Consume of These as you will,
>without violating any local or state ordanances or personal
>convictions about drinking, should ye have any ...

I'm real big on Bell Haven, that finest of amber Scottish ales,
and I'll toast my next one to you...

>  "And playeth with thine train set regularly in such ways
>as giveth thee a jolly, for jollies are greatly pleasing unto
>this particular Not-Even-Remotely-Bitch-Goddess ...

As I no longer have my train set, my ferret and my bass guitar will
have to suffice.  Watching Skeezix dervish whirl inside a plastic bag
while playing Tom Tom Club always makes me smile...

>  "And change your underwear -- what would the doctor think if
>you were hit by a car in those !!!

One of my favorite things is fresh underwear. Especially someone elses'.

>  "Drinketh thee frequently of the Bean which gives us the 
>Pause that Refreshes, and Perks us Up, for Coffee is greatly
>pleasing and has been wrongly persecuted for far too many years.

Your morning Bean ritual has become my cappuccino ritual... and no, I'd
never given those little brown guys the credit they deserve until I 
read your post. Thank you.

>  << gee, I'm starting to like this ... >>
>
>  "And, uhm, well, Ok !!  That's a good start."
>
>  Oooh, that felt pretty good.  Maybe this Goddess stuff is okay
>after all ...
>
>  Next time, maybe I'll try being a God !!!
>
>  As for room for more in the lineup, hell -- stackem' deep !!!
>No one should ever think they have "too many" God/desses.
>
>  Blessed ... (where'd I leave my omnipresent narrator voice?  Oh,
>there it is behind the sofa) ... _B_L_E_S_S_E_D___B_E_,  Ciaran.

Goddess, I love it when you talk D_E_E_P!

Blessings to you,

Murray

PS. I DO enjoy you. Yes I do.

-- 
Murray M. Altheim      "Ils ont l'orteil de Bouc, & d'un Chevreil l'oreille,
Instructional Consultant    La corne d'un Chamois, & la face vermeille
CSU, Sacramento          Comme un rouge Croissant: & dancent toute nuict
altheimm@csus.edu       Dedans un carrefour, ou pres d'une eau qui bruict."
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