From: nsn@ee.mu.OZ.AU (Nick Nicholas)
Subject: Re: My first Triangle
Summary: Meaningless drivel, from a master (sic) in the trade
Keywords: Pool cue, statuette thrown out window, bestiality, pizza
Organization: Electronic and Electrical Engineering - University of Melbourne 
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 01:40:43 GMT

iw@tosser.Rational.COM (The_Devine_Dolly) writes:
>nsn@mullian.ee.mu.OZ.AU (Nick Nicholas) writes:

In 24 hours, I have photocopied lecture notes on Optical Electronics, talked 
about the goodness of the world with a Christian friend, heard Mahler's 
Kindertotenlieder, seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer, threesomed a pizza, played
the forlorn lover a bit, yelled at my mother, tweaked my nipples (damn, that
felt good! Should do it more often :) , and read some more denotational
semantics.

And *then* :) they ask me why I produce stuff like:


>>ISEULT-(attit)D00D
>>    _(G <-- gracefully applied lipstick
>>      |   _
>>    /)))--V <-- crutch - doubles as
>>   /  |   Y                 pool cue
>>   | G|b==============) <-- aristopha-
>>   ` / \  |                 nesque 
>>    /   \ |                 phallus
>>    -L-L- U

>>Strap-on Aristophanesque phallus sold separately. Invective not included.
>>Certificate of "No Sillies, Just Sexual!"-hood free with every purchase of
>>L'Ogresse No 5 lipstick.
>Why can't I be a talking statuette.  

Is that a question mark in your pocket, or are you just confuuuuuused? :)

*ducks*

*skillfully dodges creatively used pool cue*

>If you need any help with the
>scripting I can always start another flame fest or three.

*smile* ah yes, m'dear, and then you can start shafting bamboo shoots under
my fingernails too *sweet re-smile*

Hey - *that*'d be a nifty feature to add to the statuette :)

The reason your statuette can't talk, tho, is I can't fit the DSP chip power
supply into the plasticine... (let alone steal it from the lab...)

Well, I *could* I suppose... we shall negotiate on this further...

>Do tell - is the L`Ogresse No 5 lipstick the colour of congealed blood.
>I hope so - Thats what I normally wear (congealed blood that is)

You should see a qualified professional about your lip chapping problem, then.

(A professional *what* is left to the reader as an exercise.)

Actually, I was thinking about a nice basic black. Perhaps not though; un
peu trop Gothique, ne c'est-pas?

(Moi, je ne suis pas un emmerdeur! Par Dieu!)

<Maxine2>: hahahahaha
> max, what are you doing with that crowbar?
***ACTION: Maxine2 lovingly kneecaps nic
***ACTION: nicxjo caringly guts max
***ACTION: Maxine2 politely brains nic with a coathanger
***ACTION: nicxjo puts an EVENING GOWN on max! *mwahahaha*
<Maxine2>: Eek!
***ACTION: Maxine2 rips the evening gown off
<bigrich>: I guess you two are friends then
> *smile*
***ACTION: Maxine2 soothingly bites a chunk off nic's leg

Oh, shit, I got carried away... this *isn't* IRC, is it? :)

Back to Her Iseultitude:

>Thanks for showing me what I look like - I made one minor cosmetic change -
>can you spot it?

THE WOMAN HAS THREE TITS?!

Somehow, that explains a lot... I don't know *how*, but yeah... %^)

>Iseult
><giggle>

Heaven forbid, Iseult, you keep this up, I may even start to *like* you :)

*audience cries: "No! Not that! We know how bad *you* are at pool!"*

Well, OK, so the sight of the pool table at my local queer pub made me crack
up laughing. Again and again and again. Joe, are you *sure* you didn't
sink that 8-ball on the wrong turn on *purpose*? :)

(I should stop flirting with Joe on soc.bi all the time, right?)

(So Karina, read any good Shakespeare lately?)

(Dawn, put down that Meat cleaver I telle yow! Shakespeare is a good 
playwright, he is!)

(Karina, what *are* you proposing to do with your hands that are lethal
weapons?! Oh, I said the M word? Er, oops :)

(Well, ok, I didn't *have* to picture the surgery I suppose... but I *have*
just eaten...)

(So where *would* you put the extra dick anyway?)

(A *lesbian* dog! Well... did she at least tell her she loved her?)

(... *THREE* tits?!)

*continues mumbling off incoherently into the background*

*I can feel some Albanian coming on again...*

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'Dera me xhama t"e larm"e,            T  Nick Nicholas, EE & CS, Melbourne Uni
 Dera mbas blerimit                   |  nsn@munagin.ee.mu.oz.au (IRC: nicxjo)
 Me xhama t"e larm"e!                 |  Milaw ki ellhnika/Esperanto parolata/
 Lumtunia nuk ka ngjyra tjera.'       |  mi ka'e tavla bau la lojban. je'uru'e
 - Martin Camaj, _Nj"e Shp'i e Vetme_ |                *d'oh!*