HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: CJ's opossum
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 23:56:14 GMT

>cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:

>I am planning on naming the next pair of pets
>I have "Sed" and "Awk".  After the lovely tarsiers
>on my lovely shirt.
>
>We have an opossum now.  Well, "have" in the sense of 
>"it eats Science Diet from our cats' dishes and doesn't
>run away when we go into the kitchen".  I want to name
>it "Grep" but Lance refuses.  He says "Opie" is better,
>but I refuse to name a pet after a Ron Howard character.
>
>Name our opossum.

Kent.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 02:37:06 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <1992Sep28.161021.2820@Princeton.EDU>
  <1992Sep28.224148.17024@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> <1a8t6vINN5a9@uwm.edu>

Reading this, I know full well what a certain future posting will contain.

It reminds me of a Prof. Renzi quote: "I'd rather walk into the Palistine
area and say, 'hey, I'm a Jew!'"


Mark "Got dozens of 'em" Lippert 

	whelk, guess hee kudnd spellll ithurrrrrrrrrrrrr
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| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Beyond shall take you beyond shall take you beyond...
Date: 4 Oct 1992 19:15:52 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: adder.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Oct3.002026.10243@wdl.loral.com> bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com writes:
>In the jacket for Yello's most recent album _Baby_, the copy that
>describes the track called "who's groove" reads:
>
>	When Robo discovers he is just visiting this planet,
>	he gets a little nervous.
>
>It should have read `Rictus Hep' instead of `Robo,' is what I think.

You like that?  

Then stay tuned for the next software release from Mojo-Industrie GMBH.  

We've been working on a filter that automatically converts
P-Funk liner notes to Rictus Hep postings.

c
clinton for president
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: suddenly it's clear
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 16:49:31 GMT

In article <60690@mimsy.umd.edu> kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>
>
>Fine, make me feel bad about being a poor graduate student who
>has to subsist on rice and beans for the next two weeks, 

This from a woman who declined me offer of a Thai curry.

>then
>hand over the paycheck I get then to chortling high school dropouts
>who will presumably do something to my car to stop that unnerving
>rattling under the hood.

Don't pay more than $50 for them to adjust your valves.  Any more is
sheer blackmail.  Either that, or I'll do it if you'll buy my a curry.

>Then I'll subsist on water for the
>next two weeks, while I try to think up some plausible excuse
>why daddy should fork over money for a plane ticket to Europe
>so I can do some Eurotrash-scavenging.

Have you tried joining the Army?  While it does have some drawbacks,
the opportunities for travel are limited.  Unfortunately the opportunities
to return are somewhat more closely bounded.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: latarra@buhub.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren)
Subject: Re: Name cj's opossum
Organization: Bradley University
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 02:28:37 GMT

> In article <1a39t4INN5jp@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
> >Name our opossum.

Schlomo <the "o"'s are long>

Why?  Because, dammit, something has to be named Schlomo before my
brother has kids...
--
"Is you in, or is you ain't?"
"You cannot just grab a penis and make it erect." 

Fuzzies to everybody who wants them...New shipments every Thursday.
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Phone System Down
Date: 1 Oct 92 00:48:37 GMT


from an internal company email...

Forwarded message:
>Subject: Phone System Down
>
>The phone system went down unexpectedly - we're working on getting it
>up.

unexpectedly went down...
is working on getting it up...

		,,,sounds like bc to me.


..."phone sex" carasso


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: I need Dod Sod's US Mail Address.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 27 Sep 92 23:09:48 CDT


>We have an opossum now.  Well, "have" in the sense of 
>"it eats Science Diet from our cats' dishes and doesn't
>run away when we go into the kitchen".  I want to name
>it "Grep" but Lance refuses.  He says "Opie" is better,
>but I refuse to name a pet after a Ron Howard character.

>Name our opossum.

Ah, California. I haven't heard anything so quaint since, while at my mother-in-law's in Oakland, I was visited at 2AM by raccoons... IN BED.
 
How about "/dev/null" ? You'll have the only 'possum on the block with a
last name.

"grep" is OK too. Watch your syntax though...

Jeff Carroll
(not a 'possum lover)
carroll@reston.cray.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: I need Dod Sod's US Mail Address.
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 29 Sep 92 21:11:40 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: IBM Canada Ltd.

cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:

>I am planning on naming the next pair of pets
>I have "Sed" and "Awk".  After the lovely tarsiers
>on my lovely shirt.
>
>We have an opossum now.  Well, "have" in the sense of 
>"it eats Science Diet from our cats' dishes and doesn't
>run away when we go into the kitchen".  I want to name
>it "Grep" but Lance refuses.  He says "Opie" is better,
>but I refuse to name a pet after a Ron Howard character.
>
>Name our opossum.

"chkdsk".

-- 
Gerald Oskoboiny
gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com                       I speak for myself.
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: schizophrenia versus psychopathy
Date: 3 Oct 92 00:35:19 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <1992Oct1.213959.23983@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
>In article <1992Oct1.215614.9821@news.cs.brandeis.edu> waterman@lug.cs.brandeis.edu (T.S. Waterman) writes:
>>joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:
>>: dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
>>: >he had and an imaginary wife who was stealing them from him.
>>: well, if we had had him at harborview when I was working at either acute
>>: psychiatric intake (5C) or the locked unit (8C) I would bet we'd have
>>: diagnosed him as paranoid schizophrenic.

>is there anybody here who hasn't lived in Seattle? shit.

I didn't.  Why, I was as far away as Newport Hills!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: DEFENESTRATION
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 14:58:33 GMT


"When I grow up I want to be a long pointer to an instance thunk."

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: klein@frith.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein)
Subject: Re: RACIST
Organization: Michigan State University College of Stunt Piloting
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 14:57:04 GMT

In article <BvBIDr.HDH@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>In <9209280147.AA22396@quaestor> carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:
>
>>2) Telling a racial joke does not make one a racist.  It makes one a
>>comedian.  People seem to have a hard time understanding this.
>
>Nope.  Saying things that are funny makes one a comedian.

A comic says funny things, a comedian says things funny.

-- 
Jeff Klein             | "Happily, Ral doffs his outer clothing for a
Browsing Boy of the LNH|  refreshing dip in one of the dangerous 
klein@frith.egr.msu.edu|  chemical vats." - Ty Templeton
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Ulterior Motive
Date: 30 Sep 1992 01:31:29 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Sep29.144708.26584@Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:
>Most college freshmen have an insatiable appetite for
>overlong, pretentious crap. Look at the popularity of Ayn Rand with
>the same crowd. 

OH, hahhahahahahahahha.

This reminds me of my first college-level English course back in, oh, '84.

There were a bunch of really fun, fairly normal young adult artsy types and
then there was this one absolute jerkoff dweeb gooberhead who got very
defensive about his writing and didn't contribute anything useful to class,
except one piece, a very orchestrated, overwritten thing, something
something something bleah.

Anyway. Jenny and Rena got together and did the absolute coolest spoof of
it, style, vocabulary, content, only just the stightest bit more ludicrous.

Beautiful.

He never came back to that class.

He read a lot of ayn rand.

-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: inspecti@ux7.lbl.gov ()
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short term goal
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Date: 5 Oct 1992 19:53:46 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory, Berkeley
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: ux7.lbl.gov


i want to be able to afford dry-cleaning

inspecti wool
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: great lies
Date: 4 Oct 1992 05:30:19 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Oct2.190346.18818@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
*This is posted on a white-board in someone's cubicle in our office.
*
*   Great Lies:
[first 14 deleted]

15. Just one glass of wine with dinner, officer.
16. L.A., What a great place
17. No mom, I'm not on drugs.
18. Of course I love you.
19. Overbudget?  Us?
20. Hey, we should heve lunch.
21. It won't hurt, believe me.
22. I won't cum in your mouth.
23. This is not a blatant rip-off and no one in this froup will recognize it.


Mark "Knows it by heart" Lippert
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Re: Frightening Halloween ideas wanted
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 18:51:55 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.172854.6162@news.ysu.edu> ag349@yfn.ysu.edu (David S. McMeans) writes:
>
>
>Greetings,
>
>this year, and I want to make it very frightening.  The problem is I have
>  Just so you have an idea what I've got to work with, I have a long hall,
>about 60 ft, that opens to a large chamber, maybe 60x40 ft.  I can make this
>area as dark as I want, so that's not a problem.  I can get a smoke machine
>if I want, and I also have a large movie screen (15x20 or so) at my disposal.
>I also have, of course, lots of eager actors.
>  I should also mention that the 'theme' of my room is Hell, so the more
>hellish the better.  Note: the fire marshall won't allow open flames.
>(I know, spoils the charm of Hell, doesn't it.)
>  The rest of the 'house' can be a little hooky at times (I'm not in charge
>of those areas), so I want my area to be exceptionally disturbing,

 I say: Coat the whole room in blood. Real blood. BUCKETS AND BUCKETS OF
BLOOD, FLOWING AND DRIPPING AND COAGULATING AND PONTIFICATING IN GRUESOME,
GROTESQUE, GRINNING GLORY!!!!

 hehe... a hehe... <ahem>

 Maybe I should get out more...

 Like to a slaughterhouse or something else nice and relaxing...
From: igb@fulcrum.bt.co.uk (Ian G Batten)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Printer
Date: 30 Sep 92 17:42:08 GMT
Organization: Fulcrum Communications

In article <9209300053.AA03823@trystero.art.com> joe@trystero.art.com writes:
> Our printers have boring names.  Most of the stuff on our 
> network is either named after a Star Wars character or something
> even more unimaginative.

Pah!  One network: we have the Catholic liturgy...

requiem sanctus kyrie agnus-dei gradualis gloria sequentia benedictus
introitus offertorium gaudete communio credo

Another is doctor-seuss and all his friends...

doctor-seuss the-cat-in-the-hat green-eggs-and-ham red-thing
little-cat-z blue-thing vlad-vladikoff collapsible-frink zyxuzpf-bird
kaverns-of-krock ruins-of-ronk mr-potter-t-crosser-i-dotter
zayt-highway-eight genghis-kahn-schmitz valley-of-vung

Good thing we use bash with its esc-@ to complete host names.

ian
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: An Ode To Frustration
Date: 5 Oct 1992 18:59:31 -0700
Organization: <censored>
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu




			   Rats.

					-5150

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.pets,alt.job.gooley
From: pjf4081@cc.utah.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: I'm in Rob Dobson's killfile.  Oh, my!
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.pets,alt.job.gooley
Summary: die pus wart
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: dumb
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center
Date: 27 Sep 1992 15:52 MST  

In article <1992Sep25.230232.25077@fcom.cc.utah.edu>, big daddy hate box writes...
{In <9209252214.AA00522@helium> dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil writes:
{ 
{% I have a little list of killfiles I'd LOVE to be in.  Do some of
{% 
{% Kent, the man from xanth.
{ 
{ 
{	consider yourself killed.
{ 
{	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
{					React with this!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: piij@hippo.ru.ac.za (Mr ID Jennings)
Subject: Test
Summary: I said ignore damit!
Keywords: please ignore
Organization: Rhodes University, Grahamstown, South Africa
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 08:29:00 GMT

Ignore already you bums!

-- 
Ian Jennings
Philosophy Department
Rhodes University
Grahamstown 6140
From: keithg@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com (Keith Glasson)
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 11:13:37 GMT
Subject: Re: girls you wouldn't want to date
Organization: work
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre

/ hpdmd48:talk.bizarre / mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) /  8:06 am  Sep 23, 1992 /
>  Beulah.
>
>  Bertha.
>
>  Nadine.
>
>  Myrtle.
>
>  Mildred.
>
>
>	Mark
>
>----------

	Add to this list:

	Your mother

	Your sister (well, this depends)

	Barbara Bush
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Theresa J Flynn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Performance evaluation
Date: 3 Oct 1992 16:30:38 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Oct2.154603.25042@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>Well, just got evaluated today at work.
>The subjects of punctuality and usenet NEVER CAME UP.
>holy shit, im so happy. i guess thats the advantage of low expectations;
>i still get everything done despite being late 9 days out of ten, taking
>longish lunches, and spending hours doing usenet.

this is news? hell, even out in *corporate* america most people get by with
being late 4 of 5 days, *doing phone contacts for their other jobs* and
taking longish lunches.  At my day job they cut my hours by 10% and i still
had time to bullshit with my direct supervisor for an hour each day.  She
ran her other business from our office.

Maybe American universities are supplying just what corporate america
requires after all.

-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana Stern)
Subject: Re: you may now drink champagne for me
Organization: NCAR/UCAR
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 15:16:17 GMT

In article <1aa8jkINNpo8@fido.asd.sgi.com>, cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
> Well, yes, but now I know the two main tenets of motorcycle
> survival:
> 
>     1. They can't see me.
>     2. They're out to get me.

Well, you and I have a leetle advantage w/r to number 1:  braindead
cagers tend to notice women on bikes marginally more often than they
notice men on bikes.

Red leathers and a red bike help, too.

Ilana
can't help you with #2, though

-- 
/\                
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
      \______________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Hemingway in Spain
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 04:18:33 GMT

"Welcome to Spain, Mr Hemingway."
"Me cago en la leche."
"Here is your passport."
"I obscenity in the milk of thy passport."
"What is the purpose of your visit?"
"Los cojones!"
"Please proceed to collect your baggage."
I joder in the milk of thy baggage."
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:31729 eunet.misc:547
From: mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,eunet.misc
Subject: We're not exactly talking Poirot here...
Keywords: Belgium
Date: 24 Sep 92 16:27:41 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

Thief Teaches Criminology School a Lesson

The School of Criminology in the Belgian capital, Brussels, has 
admitted that it took staff three days to find out that their office 
had been burgled.

A thief used a key stolen from one of the school's employees to walk 
into its administrative office over the weekend, officials said.

The burglar took off with a cash box containing about #340.

The thief was not discovered until Tuesday, even though the employee 
had noticed that her key was missing and the office had been found 
unlocked.

                                                       -- BBC Ceefax

mathew
-- 
"I refuse to be President of a country called Czesko." -- Vaclav Havel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 15:34:51 GMT


grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:

>
>   It reminds me of a Prof. Renzi quote: "I'd rather walk into the Palistine
>   area and say, 'hey, I'm a Jew!'"
>
>   Reading this, I know full well what a certain future posting will contain.

A dictionary.
--


	\\\\\sean/////
From: glenn@moeng2.morgan.edu (D. Glenn Arthur Jr.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: jws & "new light"
Date: 2 Oct 1992 02:15:38 -0500
Organization: The Space-Time Fabrication Institute, Rockville, MD.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

In article <1afscvINNnkd@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>"The light is getting brighter as we approach the end", they 
>say.  Revisions are called "new light".  Revisionism isn't
>called anything in particular.

Obviously, it should be called "making light".

Which, come to think of it, means we don't have to make light
of them, as they're doing it themselves.

(What, and pass up an easy target ... nah.)


-- 
D. Glenn Arthur Jr., The Human Vibrator, glenn@bessel.umd.edu
"Being a _man_ means knowing that one has a choice not to act like a 'man'."

How much interest is there in a Transvestite/Transsexual newsgroup?  How many 
would post there?   Anonymously?  How many would _vote_ non-anonymously?  And
what would you name it?  

You can send me mail anonymously at anonymus+262@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu.
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep Revolutionizes Business Economics
Date: 3 Oct 92 23:04:39 GMT
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less

caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
# rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
# |> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
# |> >"A dime is money!"
# |> 
# |>    "A dime here and a dime there and pretty soon you're talking about real
# |>      money."
#
# "*TWO* nickels?! For that TEENY LITTLE dime?"

All possibly true.

However, Rictus Hep did not say...

	``I've got a nickle
	  All shiny and new
	  I'm going to buy you
	  And your kid sister.''

My old friend Dan Coble said that -- and, no, it did not revolutionize
business economics.

Here's what Rictus Hep would have to say to revolutionize business
economics:  "We actually prefer to think of it as... `emotional
property.'"


-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

Help keep Las Vegas clean.  Eat your kill.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Greg Nowak, hypocrite, asshole (Re: stopping the plague)
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 16:00:39 GMT

In article <1992Oct5.153433.3138@Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:

>--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu
>
>"Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated in the move to
>rec.crafts.textiles."        --sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Bob Sloane)


GREG, you just dont know how hurtful your sig is. While it may seem like
harmless fun to you, by mocking those who like to sew AND create newsgroups,
you are starting a dangerous precedent. Because of this .sig, usenet will
soon be illegal, and the nazis will take power in the us.
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: "chaos classifiers"
Date: 2 Oct 92 06:27:43 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex

lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) transcribes:
>
> In comp.ai, Mott Givens wonders:
>
>	What is a chaos classifier?
> 
>	What kinds of applications would it be suitable for?
> 
>	What's a good reference to learn more about them?
   
And then curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
> 
> Subject: Rictus Hep, Rejected Again
> "I wanted to join the International Chaos Society, but they wouldn't have me."


i think that pretty much takes care of all three questions, 
doesn't it?


chaos

obligatory
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: Re: the contents of my wallet
Organization: University of Utah
	<1992Sep24.043821.8042@alembic.acs.com>
Date: 28 Sep 92 11:46:00

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippo lite) writes:

   In article <JON.92Sep21152109@zeus.med.utah.edu> jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
   [the contents of jonathan's wallet deleted]

   the contents of jonathan's brain:


   >File not found.

i wish you could see the huge bulge in my spandex shorts.

then you wouldn't dare to flame me.

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: New Game: Find the Thematic Connection
Date: 5 Oct 1992 23:48:39 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Oct04.163238.4645@eng.umd.edu> kimy@eng.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>_Willow_ and _The Last of the Mohicans_.
>try a direction other than "men in tight pants"


No.



-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: death@buhub.bradley.edu (Dustin Slater)
Subject: Re: Fanning the Flames of Hate
Organization: Bradley University
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 17:30:55 GMT

In <1992Sep29.210901.2059@newstand.syr.edu> hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low) writes:

>Cascades are stupid (don't you dare).
Parades the cupid (without hair).

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From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Illuminati
Date: 2 Oct 92 19:10:00 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire


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