From: jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer)
Subject: Unofficial Summary for Tuesday, April 7, 1992
Date: Wed, 08 Apr 92 20:02:32 GMT
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Unofficial Summary of the Rush Limbaugh Show

for Tuesday, April 7, 1992

by John Switzer

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April 7, 1992

MORNING UPDATE

Why do the feminazis fear the democratic process? Evidently they
do because they are hysterical about the possibility of the
Supreme Court overturning Roe vs. Wade. This ruling will
eventually be overturned because it is a bad law - the
Constitution does not provide any "right to an abortion," and in
fact the founding fathers made a point about all citizens having
the "right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." Rush
states his belief clearly - "The Constitution should not be bent
or stretched to give the right to kill unborn babies."

However, if the people want this right, then a law should be
passed using the democratic process. Congress should write and
pass a law, and the President should sign it. But why do the
feminazis disdain the democratic process? Why don't they trust
it? After all, they continually claim that the vast majority of
Americans support abortion, so why don't they let the people
decide? Or could it be that the American people do not, in fact,
support abortion? Could this be the reason feminazis are so
worried about using the democratic process?

FIRST HOUR

Items

o       A Bay Area electronics firm has an 800 number similar to
Rush's 800 call-in number (800-282-2882). The owners of the firm
are upset over these mis-dialed numbers because they have to pay
for all of the calls. Thus, they have put a special message on
their voice mail system for those ditto-heads who can't dial the
phone correctly. The EIB staff calls the number but it's busy,
probably because too many callers are already calling the wrong
number.

The EIB staff perseveres and finally gets through to Hurley's
electronics. The automated voice mail system says that "to reach
the Rush Limbaugh show, press 6." The staff valiantly keeps on
pressing the number 6, and a voice eventually comes on:

"You can't speak to me now because you've dialed the wrong
number. If you're not intelligent enough to use the telephone, or
you're too stupid to write the number down and dial it correctly,
don't waste your time listening to my show. So get lost."

o       Rush reminds his audience that the May issue of Vanity
Fair has been distributed only in New York so far; it will hit
the newsstands across the country within a week or so. Rush has
gotten his first negative comment on the story about him from a
single woman who lives in Rush's apartment building. She
criticized him for his quotes in the story about his ideal woman,
and she called Rush's expectations "unrealistic." Rush says that
he was just "trying to be a good feminist" and he reads from the
Vanity Fair article - these are the qualities that Rush (the
"Captain Bligh of the airwaves") wants the third Mrs. Limbaugh to
have:

"The key to it is I want a woman who is self-sufficient, not
because I'm afraid of being raped or robbed financially, but
because of what it means about her psyche, her makeup, and her
confidence. I want a woman who can entertain herself without me,
I want a woman who's idea of a relationship is not 100%
togetherness with every activity because that's not possible.
Somebody who is successful at what she does and knows what she
wants."

Rush asks his staff what's wrong with that comment, but then
realizes that the staff is all men, so he might have to bring
some women in to get their views.

o       Rush adds that People magazine called him for some
comments for a post-Earth day story. The reporter hit a couple of
Rush's "hot buttons" and he talked a "blue streak." He bets that
they won't even need anyone else for their follow-up story.

Update  Jerry Brown         (The Unbelievably Gorgeous Linda
Ronstadt, "You're No Good")

The New York primary is today, and Mike McAlary says in his
column in today's NY Post that "maybe New York can perform a
miracle today and save the nation." In other words, he hopes that
Clinton is destroyed by today's election. The most talked-about
candidate in New York today, though, is Paul Tsongas, who quit
the race last month. This means that there is so much
dissatisfaction with the current candidates that people are
looking for anyone else. Rush predicts that Clinton will win big
today, because the state of New York is not going to "send some
fruitcake out there as the state's nominee."

Rush has said before that "you can go broke keeping a guy like
Brown in poverty." Brown never has any money because he's taken a
"vow of poverty," and this was shown this morning when reporters
who were covering Brown had to sit in a stalled bus in mid-town
New York because the campaign didn't have the $925 to pay the
driver. The chartered bus company wanted the money up front, and
one of the campaign's lawyers had to write a personal check.

*BREAK*

Items

o       Rush says he is "ready to switch parties and become a
Democrat" after listening to the Democratic candidates talk about
their miracle programs. He says "a Democrat is going to tax me
less and tax THEM more"; Rush "loves" it when other people get
shafted. Democrats are also going to "add millions of jobs to
this country," have affordable medicable care, wipe out crime,
and provide the world's best education. Then, after all this, the
USA will once again become the world leader that it deserves to
be. Rush wonders how anyone can't vote Democrat after hearing all
this.

o       North Carolina farmers and residents are fighting each
other about the odor and run-off of thousands of hogs. Rush
thought he heard this same complaint made about Sunday's pro-
choice march.

o       The Sweet Potato White Fly may be making a come-back this
year; the fly ravaged Texas potato crops last year. Rush suggests
building a fence around the potatoes since everybody knows "white
flies can't jump."

o       Rush replays his mix of the song "Men" with a feminist
shouting "We're fierce, we're feminists, and we're in your face."
Rush laughs and comments how that medley "says it all."

o       President Bush threw out the first pitch at the new park
for the Baltimore Orioles. Rush says that Bush reportedly wanted
to throw a screw ball, but Jerry Brown was still in New York. In
related news, Kit Carson tells Rush that he voted for Brown in
today's primary, and Rush is surprised to learn that his chief of
staff is a registered Democrat. Rush calls this bit of news
"shocking," but is not too worried - Kit's vote will screw up the
Democratic party, after all.

*BREAK*

Rush plays a parody of the song "Simply Irresistible" - this
version is about Clinton and is called "Simply Unelectable." Its
lyrics are:

"His politics are questionable.
His morals aren't acceptable. No, no.
His excuses are rejectable.
His record's just not credible.

From dodging the draft, picking flowers in the park,
Even Hillary don't know what he does after dark.
Bill Clinton never looked good to me,
Jerry Brown finds him . . . simply unelectable.

Phone   Barbara from San Diego, CA (continued from yesterday)

Barbara wants to know what has happened to Tom Harkin; a liberal
friend of hers was convinced that Harkin would actually win the
White House, and she would like to know why this didn't happened.
Rush answers that liberals would still like to have a liberal in
the White House, but they haven't caught on to the changes that
are happening in the electorate. Also, during Democratic
primaries, there's a far more liberal electorate than what shows
up during the real election. Harkin didn't realize this, and thus
misjudged his support among mainstream Democrats.

Barbara comments that she had a major migraine during yesterday's
call and was under the influence of "major medication." Rush
comments that he doesn't hear any difference in Barbara today,
but then tells her that she is just teasing. Barbara knows that
and admits that she loves Rush, although she hated him when she
first heard him. However, she didn't take long to get addicted to
Rush and his show. She especially likes Rush's attacks on the
absurdity of liberals and their proposals.

Rush says that William Bennett in the Vanity Fair magazine
attacks the liberals' attempts to claim that their programs will
make people "more human." Barbara says that liberalism sounds
nice at a distance, but it doesn't hold up under close
examination. Barbara says that she likes Bush, whom she thinks
has the potential to be a great leader. Bush is very strong on
foreign policy issues, but in domestic issues he seems to want to
make everybody happy and that's why he vacillates. She says that
she would love to vote for George Bush this November.

Rush calls this a good point - a lot of people would love to be
able to vote for Bush in November, and are waiting for him to
inspire them. He compares this situation to what happens in a
company when an inspiring leader suddenly loses his ability to
inspire his employees. He thinks that this might be what's
happening in national politics now - the morale of conservatives
and Republicans is somewhat depressed because they are missing
the leadership that was in force during Reagan's presidency.

Phone   Allen from El Paso, TX

Allen wants to know what "dittos" mean, and Rush explains that
when his show first started, callers would start their calls with
a litany of effusive remarks. One day a woman said "dittos to
what the previous caller said," and the term stuck. Allen likes
Rush's show and his research on topics, but he thinks Rush's
statements like "chosen by God" tend to "tarnish" his program.
Allen and his friends feel that this pomposity may offend some
people, and he thinks that a "dose of humility" may help Rush's
show.

Rush doesn't think he is really that pompous, and instead
considers a lot of his remarks are just self-confidence, but he
would like to explain what his "chosen by God" tag line really
refers to, and so he holds Allen through the break.

*BREAK*

Phone   Allen from El Paso, TX (continued)

Rush explains that his "chosen by God" statement is an attempt to
show the absurdity of Magic Johnson's own comment about being
"chosen by God to have AIDS." Johnson thinks that God chose him
to have AIDS so that he could show people how to deal with it.
Rush was aghast and nonplussed by this statement and thus wanted
to show his incredularity about Johnson's remark by using it
himself.

Nobody challenged Johnson's comment, or asked him if he thought
that God "chose" everyone who has AIDS. Rush doesn't know any god
that assigns miseries such as AIDS and homelessness to people,
and nobody is talking about Johnson's comment. Thus, Rush uses
his "chosen by God" tag line precisely so that people like Allen
would call and give him the opportunity to explain his feelings
on the matter.

Johnson's arrogant comment is no different than his threat to
leave Bush's AIDS commission if he didn't do things the way he
wanted him to. Similarly, Bill Clinton is now demanding that
somebody with AIDS be allowed to speak at the national Democratic
Convention; Rush wonders if Clinton will also have a cancer
patient speak. This is the pandering at its lowest form, and Rush
wants to point out the absurdity of all it.

*BREAK*

Rush comments that he doesn't want to spend the whole week
talking about the Vanity Fair piece, but he does think it's the
best piece that's ever been done on him.

*BREAK*

SECOND HOUR

Update  Barney Frank         (Millie Small, "My Boy Lollipop")

Today's NY Post reports that at a private New York City party,
Rep. Frank (D-MA) compared picking between Clinton and Brown is
like "picking up somebody in a gay bar at 3 in the morning" -
your pickings are slim and you have to choose somebody. According
to Frank, "choosing Clinton is not getting betrothed for life,
and you don't have to like him in the morning." Frank refused to
comment on the story because "it was a private comment at a
private party."

Rush wonders how many other people consider picking a
presidential candidate to be like picking a spouse or a mate.
Rush recalls how insulted a lot of women were when Bush picked
Quayle, because the rumors were that this was done because the
good-looking Quayle would attract women.

Items

o       Gay activists demonstrated outside of Bill Clinton's NYC
headquarters yesterday, and Rush comments that this is why it's
so much fun to watch Democratic campaigns "from afar - from way,
way back." Clinton placated the demonstrators by saying that he
thought someone with AIDS should speak at the Democratic national
convention. Jerry Brown also agreed during a meeting with AIDS
activists recently that this should be done.

Rush says that these two men want to win the White House, yet
they are going to turn the convention into a cavalcade of one
special interest group after another. Rush says that the 1968
convention will look like "Romper Room" compared to what will
happen in July, 1992. Every "aberrant freak" will show up and
demand their air time, and the Democrats will evidently be quite
willing to pander to them. By doing this, the Democrats actually
think that they will win the White House.

Rush says that when you're in New York City, you can easily get
caught up in the city's bizarre politics, and candidates forget
that there are 49 other states. Clinton has committed himself to
this, and Rush wonders how people are going to react to such a
stunt. AIDS activists have accused Bush and Reagan of "genocidal
indifference," and Rush has to wonder if this is the kind of
thing one of their number will say at the convention.

This is why Democrats lose the presidency every four years - they
pander to these special interest groups, and the mainstream
leaves them behind. Democrats think that these special interests
matter to everybody, but they are totally wrong. Add this to
Frank's belief that choosing a presidential candidate is the same
thing as choosing a partner for a one-night stand in a gay bar,
and Rush wonders what kind of political view is this?

o       Richard M. Nixon may speak at this summer's Republican
National Convention. "The wounds have healed," according to one
party member, who also thinks that "it's time to recognize his
accomplishments as president." Bush's campaign manager said that
"Nixon is a very wise, elder statesman, and I don't think of him
as a liability." Rush doesn't think Nixon is a liability either.

This Democratic convention will offer Bill Clinton (who gave such
a boring speech during the 1988 convention that he was yanked off
the floor), Jerry Brown, and somebody with AIDS. The Republican
convention will offer Bush, Richard Nixon, and perhaps Buchanan.
Rush says that it is no question that mainstream America will
prefer the Republican convention.

The Republicans will have a President that resigned in disgrace,
a President whom people hated, yet this will be preferable when
contrasted with the circus that the Democratic party will be
offering.

*BREAK*

Bo Snerdley suggested setting up KoolAid stands around Madison
Square Gardens during the Democratic National Convention. There
would be only one flavor, of course - grape. All the salespeople
would also be wearing official EIB clothing.

Phone   Tom from Boston, MA

Tom wonders if Rush should ease up on Clinton because he thinks
Bush will be better able to beat Clinton than Brown. Rush
disagrees, and says either Democrat will be easily beatable.
Bush's problem is going to be Perot, who might siphon off Bush's
voters, regardless of who the Democratic candidate is.

Tom still thinks Brown would be harder to beat than Clinton, but
Rush says that Bush versus any Democrat will not be a problem. He
thinks people take presidential politics very seriously and weigh
the issues carefully; this is not seen as much during the
primaries since they are the idealistic period for politics.
Brown, however, still has only a third as many delegates as
Tsongas, and thus can't win mathematically.

Rush thinks that Clinton is a better long-term campaigner than
Brown, while "Brown loses a lot of luster while he's on the
campaign scene." Clinton has weathered a number of scandals and
other political storms. Brown, though, is not speaking from his
heart, but has based his campaign on an unsold Pat Caddell novel.

*BREAK*

Phone   Ken from Leesburg, FL

Ken wants to talk about Pennsylvania Governor Casey's comments
during a speech at Notre Dame about abortion rights and Sunday's
pro-choice march. Rush comments that he first met Governor Casey
on a fund-raising cruise around Manhattan; the cruise benefited a
charity that raises money to support women who decide to keep
their babies instead of going to "abortion mills."

Rush explains that Governor Casey is a Democrat, but he was
honored that night for his work in the pro-life field. Later in
January, Rush received a phone call from the Governor who wanted
to talk to Rush about his thesis for an upcoming speech; Casey
believes that Democrats will lose elections big-time until they
become pro-life. Rush found that comment interesting at the time,
and even more so now, after last Sunday's pro-choice march in
Washington DC.

Rush thinks that the Governor is looking at the way actual people
vote, and not at what 500,000 marchers think. Casey has realized
that the last three presidents who have been elected have been
actively pro-life. Ken comments that the Governor pointed out
that a number of Democrats have lost in races that they should
have won. However, Ken is confused by Richard Williamson, who is
an Illinois Republican who has just switched to pro-choice.

Rush says that he talked about Williamson in Friday's show - the
guy has been caught up in local politics and has assumed that
since Carol Braun beat Allen Dixon in the Democratic primary he
should become pro-choice. This, though, is a mistake for
Williamson not just to change to pro-choice, but to change at
all.

Ken says that Governor Casey seems to have figured out where
Democrats are going wrong, and Rush says that Barney Frank
similarly has written a book about how Democrats are wrong about
crime. Rush thinks that Casey is right about his beliefs, and he
mentions that in his morning update today he focused on how Roe
vs. Wade is doomed to be overturned because it is bad law.

The Constitution does not guarantee a right to kill babies in the
womb, and if this is going to be done, then it should be done not
through the courts, but through the democratic process. The
Congress should write and pass a law and send it to the
President.

"All hell has broken loose" in New York City because of Rush's
commentary. People were upset that Rush was daring to speak such
things, yet Rush points out that last weekend was dedicated to a
single perspective on this issue. The feminists portrayed the
government as a bunch of nazis who were forcing women to have
babies. Furthermore, the feminists claimed that they had the
overwhelming support of all Americans, including prominent ones
such as Senator Barbara Mikulski, Patricia Ireland, and Jane
Fonda.

When Rush, though, dedicates 77 seconds to his point of view,
people start screaming that his updates must be gotten off the
air. One talk show host started "ranting and raving" about the
update and urged her listeners to send in letters to demand that
Rush's update be cancelled.

Rush says that the media claims that abortion is overwhelmingly
supported by the majority of Americans, and that most people
believe that "we have the right to kill babies in the womb."
However, this is where Governor Casey is right - the dominant
media culture does not represent mainstream American views;
instead they make fun mainstream values. Yet, why do liberals
loose the White House every four years? They still don't realize
that mainstream Americans firmly oppose their liberalism.

Rush tells Richard Williamson that he should drop out of the race
right now because he's already lost. After all, Williamson will
be accused of pandering, which will be correct, and Carol Braun
will be viewed as the "legitimate" pro-choice candidate since she
is a woman.

Rush also tells Republican women who are pushing for a pro-choice
plank in the GOP platform to stop watching the media and instead
talk to real people; otherwise, they are doomed to loose.

*BREAK*

Phone   Wendy from Atlanta, GA

Wendy liked Rush's show yesterday, and she told his Jane Fonda
joke over dinner last night. Rush retells the joke - "what's the
difference between Jane Fonda, Bill Clinton, and Dan Quayle?
Fonda's been to Vietnam."

Wendy says that pro-abortion supporters are illogical and are
"talking out of both sides of their mouths." For example, Jane
Fonda demanded that the government "stay out of our wombs."
However, Ted Turner in a recent interview said that parents
should be limited to two children in order to "save" the
environment. Wendy wonders how this can be done without the
government getting into women's wombs.

Rush calls that a great point, and Wendy says that NOW is on
record as supporting China's forced abortion family. Rush says
that because China has a one-child per family rule, female babies
are often aborted, or if born, are often killed because families
want sons. Molly Yard has come out in support of this policy,
which is effectively killing as many women as possible in China.

Since Wendy is a woman, Rush asks her if Jane Fonda has gone to
styrofoam implants now that silicon has been banned. He says that
they "really made a point." Wendy doesn't know but is glad that
Rush has recognized her as a woman because the feminists seem to
think that she doesn't exist. She is 30 and married, and is very
happy. Rush says that feminists consider her to be nothing more
than a slave.

Wendy, though, says that she had been working up until last year
and was making good money; however, she and her husband decided
that they would like to have a home life with Wendy at home. Rush
is pleased that Wendy and her husband have found a pleasant way
of life for themselves. As if on cue, a tyke screams in the
background. He asks Wendy how old her child is, and she says her
baby is 7 months old.

According to the feminazis, this means that Wendy was "raped" by
her husband 7 plus 9 months ago. Wendy laughs at that remark, and
Rush says that this is what Katherine McKinnon is saying - all
sex is rape, but most women don't know it because they're "in
love." He thanks Wendy for calling and tells her "way to go
recovering from that rape."

*BREAK*

Winnie Mandela, convicted of kidnapping last year, is now being
investigated in the killing of a doctor who examined the men that
Winnie was accused of abducting. Nelson Mandela said that "it
wouldn't do my image any good to have my wife be somebody who was
in jail."

*BREAK*

THIRD HOUR

Update  Animal Rights         (Andy Williams, "Born Free" with
gratuitous sound effects)

Rush wants to tell his audience how foie gras (pate or duck
liver) is made; Tony Lo Bianco gets ready for the update by
picking up a wastebasket and holding it to his mouth. The animal
rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)
has claimed that the ducks that provide the pate for many of New
York City's finest restaurants live "short lives that are a
stomach-turning nightmare of forced feeding, disease, injury, and
filth."

PETA accompanied the Sullivan County DA's office on a raid on the
Commonwealth Enterprises duck farm, and the owners were charged
with cruelty to animals. The ducks were forced-fed three times a
day by inserting a foot-long steel tube into their mouths and
forcing meal down their throats with compressed air. In an effort
to enlarge the liver up to eight times its normal size, the
owners sometimes put so much food into the ducks that they
exploded. Employees were given bonuses if they "exploded fewer
than 50 ducks a month."

Some ducks became so fat that they couldn't walk normally and had
to push themselves around with their wings, and many of those
ducks broke their wings. The top half of the ducks' bills was
removed so that they couldn't eat normally, and the ducks lived
in crowded pens filled with urine and feces.

Seven years ago, Commonwealth Enterprises told People magazine
that "our job is to maintain the ducks in the most comfortable
environment we can so that they keep on eating. It's like giving
sugar to a baby." Rush adds "yeah, until it explodes." He admits
that "this is a bit much, even for me," and adds that the story
really tugs at the heart because it shows a picture of a cute,
little duck on a swing.

Of course, "if it weren't for Reagan and the rich, ducks wouldn't
be exploding." Rush promises to start telling the rich that their
pate is the result of exploding ducks, and that it has to be
scraped off the wall on the duck farm. Rush realizes the effect
that this update may have had on diners at Rush Rooms, and thus
decides to gracefully exit and head to the phones.

Phone   Kelley from the Bronx, NY

Kelley gives "loving dittos from the Bronx." She totally agrees
with Rush on his thoughts on an ideal mate. Rush rereads his
description from the first hour and Kelley says that two people
should have their own lives before they get married, and that
they should be comfortable with themselves before including the
other. Kelley praises Rush for his insight and says that she has
been very unsuccessful in finding a guy who believes the same
thing. She recently ended a relationship with a man who had $40
million because he couldn't understand why she wouldn't just
"drop everything to run away with him."

Rush thanks Kelley for her support and adds that people could
talk about this subject for the rest of their lives without ever
solving anything. Rush was surprised, though, in that the only
negative comment to date has been from a self-sufficient woman,
and he doesn't know why she felt so threatened by his remarks.

*BREAK*

Items

o       Hurley's electronics has now changed its voice mail
message because Rush played its previous, rather crude message on
the air. The message now informs callers that they have dialed a
wrong number and gives callers the correct number (which is 800-
282-2882). The message states that this company is a small
business, and the hundreds of wrong calls that it is getting
every day is threatening to bankrupt his company. Rush once again
says his listeners should practice before they dial for real - he
doesn't want to be responsible for putting some guy out of
business.

o       June Stevenson is a writer from Napa, CA and has written
a book called "Men are Not Cost Effective." Stevenson claims that
almost all crime is done by men and that thus only men should
have to pay for the costs of incarcerating criminals. She also
states that "circumcision leads to violent behavior in men." Rush
promises to do an update about this during tomorrow's show.

*BREAK*

Phone   Janice from Graniteville, SC

Janice was upset by the exploding duck story because she knows
that people who can't be humane to animals can't be kind to other
people, either. She once worked for a nursing home, and saw two
nurses choke a woman to death by force-feeding her. She bets that
most murderers "never knew the love of a pet."

Rush wants to take Janice seriously, but to do so he has to ask
some questions. First, Americans are told that violence on
television and such densensitizes them to real violence. Rush
doesn't believe this to be true since he himself has seen perhaps
20,000 murders on TV, but hasn't yet killed anybody. He thus
wonders if he should give the credit for his clean life to the
fact that he had pets while growing up.

Janice doesn't want to make any hard and fast rules, but she is
convinced that people who do grow up with pets "have a stronger
sense of love." Rush doesn't dispute that, but although he does
think that Commonwealth Enterprises was behaving in a terribly
inhumane way, he has to make the point that their ducks were not
pets. They were ducks that were raised exclusively for being made
into pate.

Janice says that this doesn't matter because "they are just as
much a duck as if they were plucked off a river." Rush, though,
doesn't think they should be looked at pets; Janice, though,
doesn't see them as pets, but they are still ducks that can feel
pain. Rush's point, though, is that it is not a crime to engage
in animal husbandry; however, this still doesn't justify jamming
a steel rod down a duck's throat and force-feeding it until it
explodes.

Phone   Al from Clifton Springs, NY

Al is a young Republican and calls Clinton and Brown very
comical. He says "if Jerry Brown can be in the race, then there's
no reason why Bush can't win by a landslide." Rush wonders how Al
could possibly be a Republican when Democrats can do so many
miraculous things - eliminate all crime, provide the world's best
education, tax us less and them more, etc. Al answers that all
you have to do is spend a couple of weeks in New York and you'll
see how unsuccessful Democratic policies really are.

Rush agrees and says that Brown and Clinton must know that what
they're talking about is garbage. Brown in particular should know
that his programs are "phony baloney, plastic banana, good-time
rock and roll." Brown has based his campaign on a novel, while
Slick Willie has admitted they he had already received an
induction notice before he signed up for ROTC. Clinton, though,
claimed that he didn't mention this little item because he wasn't
asked about it.

This shows why outsiders are so appealing to the voters right
now. The people are not fools, but the entire Democratic campaign
is an "insult" to every American voter.

*BREAK*

 Items

o       Another mob hit occurred during Saturday night, and the
authorities called it "a horribly bungled mob hit." Rush says
that "at least John Gotti stood for quality - you wanted a mob
hit, you got a mob hit."

o       In a display of ego that surpasses Rush's ego by a mile,
Ted Turner is now claiming that he changed the course of Soviet
history by showing "Gone With the Wind" in Soviet theaters.
Because this is an "anti-war" movie, Turner said "it had
something to do with the fact that the Soviet people chose not to
have a massive civil war."

Phone   Keith from Houston, TX

Keith comments on how everyone is talking about taxes. He wants
to know why in a capitalistic society the government is holding
back rich and poor capitalists by their "belt loops" and
preventing them from achieving success. Rush says that the answer
to this is "liberalism" - liberalism is responsible for why this
country views impoverished people as helpless and incapable of
helping themselves to a better life. Liberalism is empowered
every time somebody needs government in their life.

Rush says that "liberalism is heinous, liberalism is
conspiratorial, liberalism is not liberating. Liberalism punishes
achievement, it seeks to promote class envy and warfare." He
tells Keith that this country's multi-trillion dollar debt has
resulted because liberals have tried to buy their way out of
poverty. The only solution to poverty is self-reliance, but
liberals don't like this because it removes their major source of
power - dependent people.

Do parents teach their kids to rely on government or do they
teach them how to take care of themselves? Why should the
government do anything different?

*BREAK*

Phone   Ross from Norman, OK

Ross gives "dittos from the University of Oklahoma, home of Anita
Hill." He wonders why, if H. Ross Perot is getting his primary
support from liberals, does Rush think Perot's candidacy will
hurt Bush's candidacy the most? Rush answers that Bush is the
single greatest focus for the nation's anger. Bush represents
everything people hate about Washington - a powerful politician
who's reneged on his promises. He's the "head honcho incumbent."

Also, though, Rush has noticed that a lot of conservatives who
would never have previously voted for any pro-choice candidate
are now solidly behind Perot. Ross thinks that the Perot vote is
nothing more than a protest vote, but Rush says that there will
be a lot of people who will back him all the way. No matter what
Perot says or does, these people will stick with him no matter
what.
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