HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Whiffy's
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 05:50:30 GMT

ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak) writes:>>
>>If anyone has eaten durian and liked it, please explain why...

>Durian wafer cookies.
>Buy a package...
>Enjoy...

Similar to the female nether parts, if you can beat the smell you've got it
licked.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: English usage
Date: 31 Aug 92 23:04:10 GMT
Organization: the finches

In article <1992Aug31.200138.7674@mercury.unt.edu> chris@ponder.csci.unt.edu (chris gleaves) writes:
>  If someone breaks into your house, they aren't there to be friendly. 
>They deserve nothing.  They gave up their rights the minute they entered
>your house.  The best way of dealing with an intruder in your house is to 
>call the police, the second best way is to make sure that the intruder 
>does you or your family no harm, and if that involves killing someone,
>tough shit.
>  Oh, and by the way, if you got the right gun, you'll only need to shoot 
>them once.

Uh-huh.
Mmmm hm.

And then you have to buy replacements for all the things he would've
stolen anyhow, as jewelry pockmarked with lead shot is of no use to
anyone.

AjD
and the insurance won't pay for it
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.wanted.moslem.gay,alt.fan.gooley
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: ORIGINS OF "FAGGOT" 
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 06:49:07 GMT

In article <gvgnftr.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.wanted.moslem.gay,alt.fan.gooley
>Path: csc.canberra.edu.au!manuel!munnari.oz.au!mips!decwrl!csus.edu!netcom.com!rdc
>From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
>Subject: Re: ORIGINS OF "FAGGOT" 
>Message-ID: <gvgnftr.rdc@netcom.com>
>Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 16:33:04 GMT
>Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.
>References: <1992Aug4.224304.6423@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> <4318@blue.cis.pitt.edu.UUCP> <1992Aug21.165037.385@lowton.rn.com>
>Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.wanted.moslem.gay,alt.fan.gooley
>Lines: 18
>IN ALT.SEX mark@lowton.rn.com (Mark Powell) writes:
>)
>)Err, a faggot, was and still is, a type of meatball. I go to our local Asda
>)superstore and see these rather putrid looking lumps attractively displayed
>)in pools of gravy.
>
>STOP THIS GAY ASHING! AND MAINTAIN SOME KINDNESS WITH RESPECT TO OTHER
               ^^^^^^
               Yeah burn the lot, but don't stand down wind.

>PEOPLES OPINIONS!  THIS WORLD IS MADE UP OF MY TYPES OF PEOPLE, YES
>SOME ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, BUT WE ALL HAVE TO GET ALONE IN THIS
>SMALL LITTLE WORLD WE CALL EARTH, SO SHOW SOME KINDNESS WITH RESPECT
>TO THE HOMOSEXUAL GAY AND LESBIAN COMMUNITY.  SO DO YOUR PART, AND BE
>NICE TO A FAG!  YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID!

Yeah put them out of their misery.

>PEACE!

Peace Off!


act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Meeting Mr/Mrs. Right
Keywords: SQUICK
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 13:39:14 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.074907.26957@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>
>[i was going to add that i never had any
>trouble meeting bizarre people at parties
>but then i realised that A. i think all
>humans are bizarre and B. i have already
>mentioned my breasts enough times this
>week]

Then, I will go ahead and mention your breasts for you.
--scott
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27902 rec.humor:27313 rec.arts.startrek.current:12330
From: cwheeler@alsvid.une.edu.au (Christopher Wheeler)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Date: 28 Aug 92 00:59:35 GMT
Organization: University of New England - Northern Rivers (Lismore)

From article <l7_nt=g.rdc@netcom.com>, by rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy):
> 
> replace all of the clothing in whorfs closet with pink frilly things.
posible, but dangerous
> page "mike hunt" on the inctercomm.
The computer would answer with an error message
> push the ship intercomm,say "the captain is a french fag!", and run.
ditto, no route data in message
> store pornographic programs in the holodeck under "program wessley 1 and 2"
interesting
> rewire all the buttons in the elevators
impossible, elevator is voice controled. Any way they have turbo lifts
> program the computer to flush all the toilets while riker takes a shower.
Mega hack if you could
> beam babes in the shower into the bar.
Yeah, how transporter is restricted and involves energy use, like they arn't
going to notice when you do it, execpt in the bar.
> say to visiting alien diplomats if "homosayswhat?"
what?
> ask data is he can mindmelt with howard stern's penis.
data is an android not a Vulcan

flames.
Chris
-- 
CWheeler@alsvid.une.edu.au |Paradise is where I am now....... 
			   |Only much much WORSE.
			   |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: please continue
Date: Thu, 03 Sep 92 02:11:55 EDT
Organization: Stu's Bonfire Cafe

In article <NJ.92Sep2092844@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU> nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo) writes:
>
>the fluorescent lights continue their insidious buzzing, programming us all to
be better citizens and consumers.  Yes.  Yes, that's it.  The nail that sticks
up gets hammered down.  Conform, the lights seem to say.  Conform, and all
will be well.

ljd
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: A new Dieting Trend?????
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 11:30:37 GMT

bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
] 
] wheenie whiners that insist upon fascism as the only way to improve my
] health.
] 
] mr HEINOUS


What Every Will Jenny Craig Say Next?????


ciao
drieux


-- 
If I have Told You Once, I've Told You a Thousand Times:
To Keep Good Girls From Going Badm
Put them back in the Refrigerator.
This Also Works for Stale NFS Handles.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap
Organization: University of Utah
	<1992Aug30.064126.11621@alembic.acs.com>
	<1992Aug31.074226.13836@wetware.com>
	<NJ.92Aug31103750@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU>
Date: 31 Aug 92 14:52:29

In article <NJ.92Aug31103750@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU> nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo) writes:

   Neither of these are true, because self-styled purveyors of common
     sense seem to HATE STUPID PEOPLE ALL THE TIME.

   Is that fair?

no, it isn't, but you don't have to look at it that way.

there are myriad ways in which people can be stupid. the way i see it,
we are free to express disgust for any particular variety of
stupidity, without prejudice toward stupid people in general.

stupidity can be charming in its unaffected, childlike simplicity.
stupidity can be powerful, like a thundering herd of agitated sheep.
stupidity can be refreshing, like a hammer blow to the glabella.

so go ahead.  embrace the moron in you.  it's okay to be stupid.

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: MY THERAPY WAS CONTINUED
Keywords: ActiveRoboticIsokinetics Exoskeleton
Date: 1 Sep 92 20:32:07 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA


I will be re-evaluated in two weeks when I return from vacation.

In the meantime I consider my treatment of Active Robotic Isokinetics
a success.  It has enabled to continue with a very lucrative beach
volleyball career netting me this summer:

     * 1 "gold" medal
     * 1 Large trophy
     * 3 T-shirts
     * $17.50 in accumulated cash prizes.

I also have a shiny new black titanium/carbon fiber and velcro
exoskeleton for my right leg.


jv <- "Jemimah's got a vision, of a permanent position"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Switch someplace else!  I'm trying to watch TV!
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 04:29:37 GMT

I went to see "The Three Faces of Eve" with Lance tonight.  Afterwards, he
turned to me and said, "you know what the worst thing about having multiple
personalities would be?  Having to listen to that awful music everytime you
switched."


Mark "Dead grandmother" Lippert
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: English usage
Date: 3 Sep 92 13:48:25 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Aug31.200138.7674@mercury.unt.edu>, chris@ponder.csci.unt.edu (chris gleaves) writes:
> In article <7391@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>>
>>In article <11996@optilink.UUCP> cramer@optilink.UUCP (Clayton Cramer)
>>writes:
>>
>>#  You don't know what's involved with using a handgun for self-defense.  They
>>#  are only so-so for reliably incapacitating an attacker.  Multiple shots are
>>#  not appropriate, but necessary -- especially against an attacker with a
>>#  machete at close range.  Even when effective, it can take many seconds to
>>#  make an attacker non-lethal. 
>>
>>Why does it take this guy so many words to say ``The best way of dealing
>>with an intruder on your premises is to kill them.  To be sure of killing
>>someone you have to shoot them more than once?''
>>
>   If someone breaks into your house, they aren't there to be friendly. 
> They deserve nothing.  They gave up their rights the minute they entered
> your house.  The best way of dealing with an intruder in your house is to 
> call the police, the second best way is to make sure that the intruder 
> does you or your family no harm, and if that involves killing someone,
> tough shit.
>   Oh, and by the way, if you got the right gun, you'll only need to shoot 
> them once.

All this confirms my suspicion that if any people in the world
should be allowed to own handguns, they should NOT be the Americans.

But then I suppose it was the Brits' fault for
teaching them how to use guns in the first place, and then leaving
some with them.

Jason

> 
> chris
> chris@unt.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: ata boy was sexually rejected recently
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 05:15:19 GMT


In a previous article, cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) says:

>If ata boy ever shows its face at a t.b party that I attend,
>I'll make every nightmare it ever had about strong, independent,
>intelligent women come true.  I'll break its face.

 Gandhi is rollin' over in his grave -- anagram
************************************************
    Silverio's a virgin, h-holdin' anger!!
************************************************
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28743 soc.culture.british:12125
From: skaamjm@ucl.ac.uk (Matthew Moore)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.british
Subject: Re: THE COMPLETE BRITISH TO AMERICAN DICTIONARY
Date: 3 Sep 92 17:39:07 GMT
Organization: Bloomsbury Computing Consortium

morna@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Morna J Findlay) writes:

>In article <d5jn_lr.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>>
>>abstractour	-> abstractor
>>acceptour	-> acceptor
>>actour		-> actor

>etc

>This is almost completely wrong.

grep or /usr/dict/wourds
1,$s/or$/our/
perhaps?

and they missed one out:

sulphour sulfur

etcetoura etcetora
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28822 alt.fan.letterman:272
From: usenet@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu (netnews admin account)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.MARSHAL.PERLMAN.WEENIE
Date: 4 Sep 92 00:05:36 GMT
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.

--
Marshal Perlman - Huntington Beach - California - USA - Earth - Milky Way 
                 Private Pilot - Airplane Single-Engine Land
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Should a jew settle in Israel?
Date: 31 Aug 92 19:34:10 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

horen@rs.com writes:
)
)Well, then, do I, as a Jew, have the right to live in Mecca? Do you
)think that I have the right to go up onto the Temple Mount in
)Jerusalem, into the Al-Aksa mosque, and worship in my Jewish way?

I don't know if I had a *right*, but I was allowed onto the Temple
Mount and into the Al-Aksa mosque.  Of course I didn't overtly
practice Judaism while I was there.

-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Subject: Re: dental dams
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 1 Sep 92 13:18:27 CDT

In article <9208290118.24@rmkhome.UUCP>, rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
 
|> Personally, I'd throw up a sheetrock wall, with some of that fake brick
|> trim.

you throw up sheetrock?  i realize that aluminum might hurt more
as it moved up the throat, but wouldn't it stand up better over
time?

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: Hep: How it all started
Organization: University of Utah
Date: 25 Aug 92 17:03:21

"I stepped on a rusty nail."

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 25 Aug 92 14:16:44 CDT

In article <1992Aug25.144310.8554@cs.rose-hulman.edu>, jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson) writes:
|> Distribution: world
|> 
|> In article <l9jkhmINN2if@alcor.usc.edu> rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)  
|> writes:
|> *In article <1992Aug24.142143.6746@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com  
|> (Christine Nelson) writes:
|> *>>>sc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
|> *>>>Ok, look Christine set's up for a good joke, and YOU FUCKERS GO and
|> *>>>psychoanalyze the situation. 
|> *>>That would be the Newbie Way of solving the situation.
|> *>and how would _you_ solve it, ron?
|> *>i'm sure his method will include jello in it...
|> *
|> *Well, i would use some lime jel-
|> *
|> *5150
|> *never mind
|> *
|> How about a bathtub full of buttered, warm spagetti?
|> ******************************
|>  the Lost Cause                       
|> (hardwaire guy extraordinaire)      

no thanks...some girl over in alt.romance is already in it.
From: cjo@ukc.ac.uk (C.J.Ojeda)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Night Classes
Date: 2 Sep 92 21:46:37 GMT
Reply-To: cjo@ukc.ac.uk (C.J.Ojeda)
Organization: Nepotism and Sons

Darkness.

She shakes him roughly by the arm.

" Wake up Lazarus!" Hissed.

He slowly crawls up to conciousness.

"Mmph? Huh? Wha',  what's it?"

She keeps on shaking him till he opens his eyes.

"I heard a noise! Sounded like someone moving around downstairs."
 
She wispers, yet he can detect the fear in her voice. No false alarm. The
phone's downstairs. He sits up in bed, naked, swivels so that his legs
are hanging over the edge, places his feet slowly onto the cold tiles.
He feels her hit him hard in the small of the back, looks around, puzzled,
by turning his head but doesn't get to see her. At the foot of the bed is
a wardrobe with a full-length mirror covering one of the doors. In it 
he can see himself reflected, catching his eye, stopping the rotation.
The knife is buried up to the hilt in his back.

'Probably got my spine', he thinks in passing.

"Jenny? Why?"

He toppels over and slides onto the floor, dies slowly.

Lights come on. Clapping. The wall slides away.

The woman rises from the bed, smile demure but definitely there.

"Thankyou ladies. Next week in our 'Self Defence At Home' classes we'll
be looking at the 'Electrical Wiring' scenario. And don't forget that
the test is on Monday in one fortnight."






Cesar.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.test,alt.newbie,misc.test,alt.test,dartmouth.test
From: net-god@dartmouth.edu (God of Usenet)
Subject: Re: Relief
Organization: Columbia University Center for Telecommunications Research
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu, rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 03:45:26 GMT
X-Posted-From: coos.dartmouth.edu
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu


jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson) writes:

In article <6014@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil
(rpwhite) writes:
*mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
*
*>(Maybe somebody like the guy a while ago who posted an original article to
misc.test. Sheesh!)
*
*Actually, I have noticed that misc.test is full of original articles lately.
*Closer examination revealed them to be originating from dartmouth.edu.
*Kinda makes you wonder what they're teaching them up there.

The art of self-praise???

I mean, how else will they get any fan mail?

This makes _me_ wonder about their social life.
--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************

GET A LIFE, BOTH OF YOU.  DON'T CUT ON DARTMOUTH, BECAUSE NEITHER OF
YOU COULD HAVE EVER EVEN GOTTEN IN HERE!!!  GET A LIFE, RENT A CLUE,
AND STOP JERKING OFF ON THE NET.  WE HAVE THE BEST F*CKING SOCIAL
LIFE ON THE PLANET.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: At least I'm not a total loser.
Date: 2 Sep 92 21:04:51 GMT
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

A while back an aquaintance tried to convince me that I should put a lot
of money in the stock of Arix Corp.

It didn't smell right so I graciously demurred.

I figured they'd probably turn around and his money would double or
triple.

Ha ha ha ha.

I read in this morning paper that they couldn't figure out how much they
lost in the fourth quarter because they can't afford an audit.

Ha ha ha ha.

They had to move and, taking a hint from the State of California, are
paying their rent with stock warrants.

Ha ha ha ha.

LOSERS!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: HE'S BAAAACK
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 12:32:20 GMT

I suppose I should have realized it sooner.  I mean,
it's not like he went around saying "I am the Son of
God" or healing the sick or showing us his stigmata
or anything, but he could make microwave popcorn
without burning it.


m*rk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson)
Subject: Short, shameful, confession
Keywords: humor-impaired?
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 20:28:47 GMT

Distribution: world


My life has had considerably more humor in it since I started reading  
talk.bizarre.

--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,alt.sex,alt.fan.letterman
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 92 04:47:47 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Summary: [talk.bizarre self distruct sequence 1]
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,alt.sex,soc.culture.arabic,alt.fan.letterman


DOES ANYONE KNOW ANY GOOD KNOWCK KNOCK JOKES?
I'D LIKE EVEN BAD ONES.  THE MORE THE BETTER!

JUST HIT THE 'F'KEY!

KNOCK KNOCK?
WHO'S THERE?
NEWBIE.
NEWBIE WHO?
SATAN.

-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28864 comp.unix.shell:3815
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,comp.unix.shell
Subject: Re: Que es mas macho?
Date: 4 Sep 92 08:29:50 GMT
Organization: me myself and i

rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) asks:
:
|aliasing f to finger or fg? 

the correct answer is: none of the above

real men use: ln -s /usr/ucb/finger $HOME/bin/f

Tx. [i heard this direct from a real man so it must be the truth]
--
check my header - travelling hard at the speed of thought
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: <..,,..>
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 01:34:13 GMT



"lets play a game"

"trivial pursuit?"

"grrrr"

"pictionary?"

"how about guilt and anger"

"ok, you toss"

I get the die from the hall cabinet.  It has two sides and no edge,
sort of a moebius quarter.  I throw the die and it lands on G.

	It is four in the morning and her frustration has 
	turned to tears.
   
	I pretend to be asleep while she sobs silently against my chest.

	After she's asleep, I wipe the tears and snot from the
	place above my sternum, then roll onto my side and stare
	at the wall, feeling helpless.

"another round?"

"sure"

I roll the die and it lands on A.

	We are in the parking garage.  I am getting my guitar out
	of the trunk.	

	"I have put so much into this goddamn relationship and
	you just put me at the bottom of your list of things to do.
	I am sick of trying.  What's the point"

	"I just want to make a life for myself, that is what is
	important to me right now"

	"So I'm not important any more?"

	"I love you . . . I just need to be my own person for a while"

"again?"

"naw, its getting boring"

"ok, I'll call you in six months or something and we'll pretend to 
be friends"

"ok"

I gather up my things and leave.

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28636 talk.politics.misc:43446
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,talk.politics.misc
Subject: There is at least one reason to vote for Bush.
Date: 2 Sep 92 21:09:47 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,talk.politics.misc
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

And that is because he has inestimable slack

This was best explained by Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca:

"George Bush has slack. He keeps winging on about 'New World Order' this and
'New World Order' that. Just what the hell is the New World Order?? I'll tell
you! The secret of the New World Order is that it is exactly the same as the
Old World Order!!! Mainly, the U.S. can bomb the hell out of pretty much
whatever backwater country it wants to, old white men and oil barons continue
to rule the world, and Russia continues to be a completely worthless country!
AMAZING! This is _new_???"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (The Sheik)
Subject: Re: My Generation (Re: ata boy was sexually rejected recently)
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 18:19:07 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <59962@mimsy.umd.edu> kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
> We feed the homeless, we recycle, we pay the taxes that will support
> you in your old age but which we will probably won't see anything of
> in our old age.  We stay in school, we work shit jobs, we make do with
> what we've got and you lecture us for being rude ungrateful little gits.

It is your lack of motivation which prevents you from reaching higher. You  
don't wish to put anything in extra to get ahead. You only desire to  
lament your position and tell the world its fucked you over, when you've  
fucked yourself over.
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It's on fire On fire
An' we ain't got no water We aint we aint got no water
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