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From: robynn1@quince.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:32:26 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr15.103228.952

In article <1992Apr15.100337.940@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
> 
> }%} %>The Madman aka Well, let's have some fun!
> }%} %Jester aka I`m sorry, but you didn`t ask permission to use aka!!!
> }%} The Madman aka Well, isn't that just too bad!?
> }%Phil aka Mitch, you just don't know proper aka protocol!
> }The Madman aka But that's what makes it so fun! :)
> Jester aka is it me or has .gac.edu taken ovre the aka stock holdings?
> azeena @$! yep and soon we are going to kick you out!
Robyn @#& There is room for all of us here in this world.  Let's just all  
be nice...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
From: azeena@perdita.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Date: 14 Apr 92 12:13:48 -0600

In article <45344@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> }|}|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
> }|}|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
> }|}|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts..
> }|}|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
> }|}|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
> }|}|]|.|].|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
> }|}|]|.|].|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
> }|}|]|.|].|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
> }|}|]|.|].|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka  
License! *Laarg*!
> }|}|]|.|].|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
> }|}|]|.|].|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
> }|}|]|.|].|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To  
Participate?
> }|}|]|.|].|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
> }|}|]|.|].Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang!  
Help! Help! Help!
> }|}|]|.|]. Morjens aka I still think we should sic the bishop on them!
> }|}|]|.|]Dan aka Why stop at that?  Lets cut their arms off and make  
them eat Jester in a Hollandaise sauce!
> }|}|]|.|Jester aka eat me??? but I'm not kosher
> }|}|]|.Jos aka Not Kosher You Say? What's Wrong With Your Hoofs Then?
> }|}|]|Dan aka Ya' know Jes'.  I think it really depends on how we kill  
you.
> }|}|]|(AGG!!!  I just had a near miss with a real MP quote!  Whew.)
> }|}|]Jos aka I hope Little Jester's A Ruminant, 'Cause I'm Not Gonna  
Chew His Cud
> }|}|Jester aka I taste like grass, trust me
> }|}Jos aka Siberian Steppe Grass Or Mongolian Tundra Grass?
> }|Jester aka Spanish Flossing Grass I believe......
> }Jos aka Aahh! But Then You're Really Tasty! Hey Guys! Dinner's Ready!
> Jester aka quit nimbling on my inner thigh's
azeena @$! who would want to do that?
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azeena@nic.gac.edu
azeena@gacvx1.gac.edu
From: robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Syndrome
Date: 16 Apr 92 22:05:25 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr16.160526.1001

> > > How can you even consider bunnies little devils.  They are so cute  
and cuddly.
> > > They are not the objects of cults.  It's hard to believe a bunny  
being a devil.

> >BEEEELIEVE IITT!!  Devilbunnies!! There small fury little creatures  
with GREAT BIG
> >fangs that can tear your head clean off with just one jump!!!They live  
in caves 
> >with the bones of dean men lying about the mouth of it!!! They've got 
> >fire in there eyes and blood on there lips!! Ho! HO! HO! HA! HA! HA!  
HA! HA!
 
> Yet another bright mind lost to British comedy.

The above posting was taken from alt.devilbunnies.  Just thought you might  
be interested in seeing how wide-spread spontaneous Monty Python quoting  
and  thoughts influenced by Monty Python really are.  This is an actual,  
non-a.f.m-p member, posting.  Such material may merely be a symptom of a  
condition over which its sufferers have no control, and it seems to be at  
epidemic level right now.  Please remember this the next time you want to  
send hate mail to annoying M-P posters:  Forgive them, for they know not  
what they spake.      
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dougger@bluemoon.rn.com (Doug Stevenson)
Subject: Monty Python for real
Organization: Blue Moon BBS ((614) 868-998[024])
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 92 17:08:53 EDT

Don't you hate logging on after 2 days to find that you have 150 messages 
to read in alt.fan.monty-python, and that half of them ar these damned 
akas?  And the other half are these space-wasting list adding things?

What ever happened to Monty Python?  This shit isn't Python!

What we need are two new groups - alt.idiot.stupid-akas
                            and - alt.waste.list-adding

Doug

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From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 6 Apr 92 14:00:05 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr5194814@cayenne.gac.edu> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
|In article <2517@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|.In article <43488@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|.|}|>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
|.|}|>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
|.|}|>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
|.|}|>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
|.|}|>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
|.|}|>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
|.|}|>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
|.|}|>}>|Dougger aka So What??
|.|}|>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
|.|}|>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
|.|}|>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
|.|}|Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
|.|}Jos aka Maybe We Could Cook Him ...
|.|Jester aka we could filet him in a white wine sauce?
|.Jos aka Sounds Good To Me! An' If He Doesn't Taste Good, We'll Barf 'Im Back Up!
|Dan aka ...and try him in a Red Wine Sauce!
Jos aka After We've Barfed 'Im Back Up Again??? Lovely!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith)
Subject: Re: aka?
Organization: MCS/OneTouch, Inc.
Date: Mon, 06 Apr 92 17:32:13 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>}>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>}>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>}>|>>]>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>}>|>>]>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>}>|>>]>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>}>|>>]>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>}>|>>]>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>}>|>>]>}>|Dougger aka So What??
>}>|>>]>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>}>|>>]>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
>}>|>>]>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
>}>|>>]Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
>}>|>>]Morjens aka or better still, call the BISHOP!!!!
>}>|>>Jester aka which diocese?
>}>|>It's tattooed on the back o' their necks.  Is that rat tart?
>}>|>| Sincerely,
>}>|>|    __                     ()
>}>|>|   /  )                    /\             _/_ /
>}>|>|  /    __  __.  o _,      /  )  ______  o /  /_
>}>|Tia aka WHO *IS* THIS?????????????????
>}>Jos aka Dunno ... By His .Sig I Should Guess His Name Is `R__o_B_oh', 
>}>	We'd Better Shoot Him Now ... <BANG> (thud)
>}Tia aka yea, let us kill *all* non-aka members so they won't taint *our* thread
>Jester aka how do you propose we kill them?
Why not use . . . . THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!!!!

-- 
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
::Craig Smith                                             csmith@onetouch.COM::
::Columbus, OH                                      ...!uunet!onetouch!csmith::
::"Life is a fulltime occupation."--Gene Kalman                              ::
From: ginsu@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Wes Simonds)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: stuff that ought to be scourged
Date: 8 Apr 92 17:11:07 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin TX

If I see one more copy of that ruddy 'Evolution is God' anti-quote diatribe,
one more transcript of a boring-ass discussion of AKA's, or one more sig
dealing with babes that cream on the floor, I will personally track down the
Gumbyesque degenerates responsible and tear off their eyebrows...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: wgutz@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Wolfgang Utz)
Subject: Re: Number #1 "the larch"
Keywords: Number #1 "the larch"
Organization: Student Pool, CSD, University of Erlangen, Germany
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 07:13:08 GMT

zweldron@ruhets.rutgers.edu (Matthew Charlap) writes:

>wcw27974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Bill Wendling) writes:
>>mertes@vax.sonoma.edu writes:
>>>Number #1 "the larch"
>>>Number #1 "the larch"
>>Number 2 "The Spanish Inquisition"

>[OK, I'll bite:]
>I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inqusition!
>[cringe in anticipation]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition !
Though they have threee almost diabolic weapons:

#1 the Larch
#2 the larch
#3 the lArch
#4 ...

..no, no 4 weapons

I will end up this posting now, because it's not
good enough for this very serious and almost
philosophical newsgroup.

#1 the larch

(tonight we might take a closer look at a phenomena
called deja vu)

BAI
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:24:19 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45554
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <ins450m.702955539@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au} ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
}
}>]>}>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}>]>}>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}>]>}>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}>]>}>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}>]>}>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}>]>}>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}>]>}>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}>]>}>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
}>]>}>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
}>]>}>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
}>]>}>|Jester aka this looks like fun
}>]>}>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
}>]>}Kevin Phillips Bong aka I really don't see how you can stop us
}>]>Jester aka we can napalm your university
}>]Kevin Phillips Bong aka oh yes please. Make sure you hit the CS Dept.
}>Jester aka I don't do requests for non-aka'rs
}Eccles aka Ah, in this case, can we make an exception?  
Jester aka maybe for the right price......
-- 
 .sig on strike until further notice due to union complaints......
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thursday, 9 Apr 1992 01:39:13 EDT
From: <00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?

chris aka i have one i want to get rid of.  would you like it?
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Please go on with  this aka stuff (was: Re: STOP THIS AKA BUSINESS !!!!)
Summary: aka
Keywords: aka aka aka aka aka aka
Date: 8 Apr 92 12:35:32 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Apr8.150846.2480@otago.ac.nz> stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger) writes:
|In article <1992Apr7.151754@imhfhp16.epfl.ch>, 
|bogstad@imhfhp16.epfl.ch (BOGSTAD Mark IMHEF DME EPFL) writes:
|> 
|> 	PLEASE, STOP THIS AKA BUSINESS BEFORE SOMEONE DIES !!!!
|> 
|> 
|> 
|
|AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!
|
|<thud>
|
|Too late!
|
|Nigel who has just collapsed in a screaming heap.
       ^^^

Ohmahgoodness! Lookatim! Look what's 'appening! Someone *DO* something!
Look at the poor guy! Awwwwfull! Someone mail Jester, to get this poor
bloke an aka license ... Aaaaarghhh! I can't stand it any longer ...
Nigel?? Nigel dear ... say something ... please stop crawling around ...
Is there a doctor around somewhere? a brain surgeon? ambulance? whipped cream?

Jos aka I Think I Have To Throw Up! (barfff ...)
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Welsh tart
Date: 11 Apr 92 06:02:33 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>>Something that's always intrigued me (and a few friends) is the
>>reference to the "Welsh tart" in Life of Brian.  To refresh your
>>memories:
>>    The scene is "the morning after", where the crowd is outside
>>    Brian's home.
>>	Brian's mum:  ... leave that Welsh tart alone.
>>	Brian:        But I don't want to, Mum.

>How could I forget it? My 'pit keeps aying that when I mention Tia,
>and when I say 'but I don't really want to', she hits me.

Simon, leave nice Tia alone. She's a nice girl who doesn't need to be
corrupted by you. She corrupt enough as she is. Sinks!!! Tellies!!!! 
I don't blame your armpit for hitting you. BTW I'll get round to mailing even

>>I want to know what the actual reference to the Welsh tart is all
>>about.  Is it a British/Welsh in-joke?  Is it something peculiar
>>about the actress?  Or is it just in there as a perverse Monty
>>Python sort of thing?

>Well, the actress wasn't welsh, as far as I could tell, but I think
>Python get a nice idea about Judea having a lot of welsh peeps in it
>around ad. 33. 
>eg. On the crosses, Jews separate to Samaritans,
>    Saggisea seperate to s<ohshitiveforgotten>
>    Sweedish separate to welsh.

>or The Campaign for a Free Galilee in Pilates palace were all welsh
>   (by the accents, anyway)

>I just think it was a nice idea.

>>Thanks for any enlightenment you can provide.
><psst>, I got reds, yellows, blues, a couple of greens, and a big
>pink one.
Don't believe him. He kkept saying it was a cold day, but really - .7 cm
give us a break Simon.

Eccles aka purity -1
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 9 Apr 92 21:10:05 GMT
Article-I.D.: cayenne.DJOHNSON.92Apr9161005
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu's message of 7 Apr 92 15:19:05 GMTLines: 18

In article <44219@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
. ].|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
. ].|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
. ].|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
. ].|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
. ].|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
. ].|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
. ].|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle.;) )!!
. ].|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
. ].|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
. ].|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?.*auphf!*
. ].|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
. ].|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
. ].|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming pit of Christian Scientists?
. ].Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists AfterWard! Raw!
. ]Dan aka Yes!.With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
. Jester aka my machine is sage, is ths another plot to eat me again????
Dan aka If it'll make you feel better, we can garnish you with cayenne.
Xref: sparky alt.fan.monty-python:2770 rec.arts.movies:13607
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,rec.arts.movies
Subject: Re: Prince `erbert et al
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:31:40 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

morjens@vipunen.hut.fi (Jens B von Weissenberg) writes:


>>   >>I can understand you're confusion since they don't look at all like each 
>>   >>other.  The answer is Marilyn Monroe in a box.
>>
>>   >Nope. I'm afraid she couldn't have bin in the film, since she was
>>   >staring in Carl French's latest.
>>
>>   >(BTW, Does anyone have his number?)
>>
>>   Yes its fourty two.
>>
>No, it's not, 'cause 42 is the answer to all the great questions about
>life and the universe and all that! 

>Morjens aka bet you don't know where I got that from!
Eccles aka I can read! Run spot run. See spot run. See spot get hit by the 18-wheeler truck. Nah. Smarty :-p
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Briag Charachters
From: robynn1@perdita.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Date: 10 Apr 92 10:09:05 -0600

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr9174551@cayenne.gac.edu>  writes:
> Dan aka There's still nothing wrong with my knees!

Dan, honey, you're not still sensitive about you knees, are you?  I am  
sorry I laughed...really <tee-hee> I am...

Robyn :)
From: wilson@cs.ucf.edu (tom wilson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The end of....
Summary: SEEN IT!
Keywords: SI!
Date: 14 Apr 92 09:15:24 GMT
Organization: University of Central Florida, Orlando

I used to read a.f.mp for the obvious reasons, but it has been replaced by a
lesser creature. Now that I've figured it out, I will fullfil the purpose for
which I was designed (explained below).

In article <2582@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>On behalf of the Royal Society To Propagate The Usage Of Aka's (not kAKAs!)
>I'd like to apologize for the the previous posting. There have been sent
>official claims to us, that this silly old lady just escaped from the 
>Luton Lunatic Asylum and I consider it my humble task to decapitate this
>silly old lady with a .... AAARgh! Let go of my leg! Dammit! Aaargh! Let go!
>I tell ya! No! Ouch! ... (*&^*&^%%^$ Don't bite! Yikes! Waddaya think you're
>doin' with that hammer! No! No! No! I'll defend myself with Indonesian cooking
>and a marvelous bottle of great Bourgogne! D'ya hear! Help! Help! Someone,
>DO something! She's eating my feet! Help! AAAARghhh! No I promise ...
>Go, do something sensible, feed the ducks, but let go of my thingie erm...feet!
>Help! Call the Society for the Prevention od Cruelty to Animals, especially
>against Mentally Disabled Penguins or their Cousins! 

Due to the lack of new MP material, people have started to write their own!
My purpose is to grade it - I guess - why else would it be posted? There are
two possible positions I could take in grading this: (1) as a take-off of MP
or (2) as a independent entity. Well, I rule out (1) since whenever someone
does a take off of a good show (routine), the followup is always lousy. So
with (2) in mind, here we go:

My grade (out of A B C D F): D+. Explanations follow.

1: No flow to the sentences or the direction of the "humor".
2: Referencing fake organizations can be funny when they lead the reader to
   think of real organizations.
3: Since this is posted to the net (still unsure why), it is written for the
   computer screen and not the TV screen. Some things work when spoken or
   acted, and others don't. The words/phrases "(*&^*&^%%^$" and "AAAARghhh!"
   might be funny if spoken, but don't cut it as they are. Just like "8-)" has
   meaning on the screen, but doesn't cut it when spoken.
4: The senselessness of the passage stirs up memories of a show that is funny
   but not strongly enough. Thus, it is not funny since this is distracting.

Now to earn my RAM chip, I must find a good thing about the post: well.....
um...there were only a few spelling errors.

Now I know how Joel feels when he watches those movies.

3 kAKAs killed:
SEEN IT!

Tom
From: morjens@vipunen.hut.fi (Jens B von Weissenberg)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What's Gilliam's connection?
Date: 10 Apr 92 07:19:35 GMT
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland


>   >"Remember, we're all in this together!" 
>   >DeNiro in Gilliam's BRAZIL
>   WAHAY! YIPEEEE! WOOOOOO! HOORAYYY! WIBBLE! 
>   (Sorry, someone mentioned Brazil!!!!!!!!!)

Yes! Oh yes oh yes oh yes! I'm so overwhelmed with joy as there are other
people in this world who understand the holiest of my holy films!

Have you noticed that one superb shot, when Sam in standing at the end
of the bed, with his back to the window and the neons behind him look like
his wings? 

Morjens aka we will return to old Brazil
From: martin@parst1.uucp (Martin Walker)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: 15 Apr 92 17:38:16 GMT
Organization: Paradigm Systems Technology

In <1992Apr7.094154.2471@otago.ac.nz> stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger) writes:
>In article <1992Apr6.122906.659@gacvx2.gac.edu>, 
>phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Zaphod, or should I say Phil? ) writes:
>> 
>>  writes
>> } >>>> >I've told you once...
>> } >>>> 
>> } >>>> No, you haven't.
>> } >>>Yes I have.
>> } >>No, you haven't.
>> } >I'm sorry but your time is up, That will be $5.
>> 
>> Hey now, that's supposed to be 5 pounds (gee, I wish I could make that nifty  
>> symbol)...
>Five pounds of what? Spam? Dandruff? Clogs? Hippopotamus
>droppings? Herring?
>> } What?!?  That was never five minutes!
>Yes it was! Pay up!

This is not an argument!

-- 
Martin Walker               |  "One way to stop a runaway horse
Paradigm Systems Technology |   is to bet on him"
Pretoria, South Africa      | UUCP : martin@parst1.UUCP                 
++27-12-342-2835            | BANG : ..!ddsw1!olsa99!tabbs!parst1!martin
From: wilson@cs.ucf.edu (tom wilson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: The end of.... Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Date: 12 Apr 92 06:37:35 GMT
Organization: University of Central Florida, Orlando

In article <44776@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>}.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
[bunch of kAKA (aka crap) deleted]
>Jester aka Jester aka arghh its my evil twin!!!!!!!!

Is this stuff really necessary? Perhaps this repetitive junk can be done
in e-mail. If you have to resort to ] | } because you've quoted so much text
and contributed so little, perhaps it isn't worth the cost of the article.

Finally: it's not even funny, and thus it's not Python!

Tom
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Jester the pure
Date: 11 Apr 92 21:56:38 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
]purity scores...now there is an interesting topic.what is everyone's scores?   
](and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)

Jester is an amazingly purre 94.4% well, at least he was last month

]Phil aka my mind is a blank
Jester aka my mind is in the gutter
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: brides maid
From: robynn1@nim.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Date: 10 Apr 92 13:11:42 -0600

In article <44625@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
 
>please stop calling me Mr., jes, jessy, or jester is just fine.

But Mr. Jester, I wouldn't want to show irreverence to you fine personage  
by being as presumtuous as to call you "Jester" or any of its variations  
with the possible exception of Ester.  Brings back old childhood  
memories...<sniff>...of my nanny.  She was killed by a falling cow, you  
know... 
> Jester aka yeesh........
Robyn @#& squish........
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 14 Apr 92 00:38:15 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:

>In article <44781@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>.}.Jester aka how long is it?
>.}Dan aka about 17 inches, tip to tail.
>.Jester aka you've ruined the atmosphere, its 33 days dammit, 33 days!
>Dan aka Thats silly.  You can't measure distance with time units.
Eccles aka Yes you can, its just a matter of orientation. Here's your copmpass