HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman)
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Keywords: joke, very funny, haha, etc.
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 04:26:24 GMT

In article <14106@auspex-gw.auspex.com> johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
>In article <1992Aug17.181150.4911@athena.mit.edu> sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman) writes:
>|In article <sc0LPB2w164w@opus.mcds.com> speers@opus.mcds.com (Daniel E. Speers) writes:
>|>   I support the right to bear arms, but what about arming bears?
>|>
>|>   Where do we draw the line?  Rocket Launchers to hunt dear?
>|
>|Hunting, hunting, hunting.  You keep talking about arms in relation
>|to hunting.  THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS NOT ABOUT HUNTING!!!  The colonials
>|weren't hunting when they rose up against their oppressor to gain
>|freedom.
>
>Hmmm. Did they have rocket launchers and semi-automatic rifles when the
>second amendment was passed?  Just wondering?

They had cannons, which were more powerful than "rocket launchers"
in colonial times, and many cannons were privately owned.

Plans for FULLY AUTOMATIC firearms were published in the mid 1700's
in England, and the Founding Fathers, being very well read and
intelligent men, could be presumed to know about these plans.

Were computers, television, telephones, or electronic printing
presses around in 1791?  No, you say?  Does this mean that
the FIRST AMENDMENT doesn't apply to these media?



Xref: sparky rec.humor:26244 soc.culture.polish:2003
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish
Subject: Re: POLACK JOKES
Keywords: degenerate, slimeball, grandparents, sex, duct tape
Date: 17 Aug 92 13:04:11 GMT
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario

anton@gagme.chi.il.us (Andrzej Borowiec) writes:
>Andrzej A. Borowiec

>p.s. I'm really getting tired of you buttheads not x-posting
                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Polish jokes to soc.culture.polish

You're tired of people _not_ x-posting polish jokes to soc.culture.polish.
Well, I'd love to help you out by cross posting some polish jokes, but I
don't know any.  It doesn't look good when someone is complaining about an
ethnic stereotype, but commits that same stereotype in their complaint.

Meanwhile - you've all been HAD!  rdc@netcom.com, who started this thread,
is a famous instigator. He/she/it loves to stir up flame wars by posting
stuff like the original post, with inappropriate cross postings and
psuedonyms.  This is also the person who created alt.wanted.muslim.gay,
remember.

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
I used to homebrew computers, now I homebrew beer.  Is this progress?
From: rstya@mdavcr.uucp (Roy Styan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: fun with mirrors
Date: 19 Aug 92 18:31:36 GMT
Organization: MacDonald Dettwiler, 13800 Commerce Parkway, Richmond, BC, Canada  V6V 2J3

I looked at it in the mirror - swollen, red, pulsating.  I stopped for a
minute, savoring the anticipation, then continued.  I placed my hands
around it and playfully squeezed.  My mouth began to salivate, and I swallowed.
Tension was building.  Teasing it, I alternated between gentle pulls
and firm pressure.  There was an almost painful sensation as my nerves 
registered every motion.  It swelled a little more, and I knew the moment was near.
Opening my eyes wide, I gasped as the creamy liquid spewed forth in a violent eruption.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
My body relaxed, my eyes came back into focus, and I stood there limp as
I quietly contimplated the muck on the mirror.

God I love zits.


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I have no opinions of my own.  Any found here have been borrowed
or stolen from others.
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From: ria@dash.udev.cdc.com (Richard Askew)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Life  3.5
Date: 20 Aug 92 12:42:14 GMT
Organization: Control Data Systems Inc., London, UK.
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

gah2468@bcsaic.boeing.com (Geoffrey Hazel) writes:
: In article <"17-Aug-92.22:31:57.PDT".*.Henry_Cate_III.OSBU_North@Xerox.com> cate3.osbu_north@xerox.com writes:
: >
: >----------------------------------------------------
: >
: >Too bad Swarthmore doesn't have correspondingly funny tales:  all forms
: >of fun are strictly against the rules there :-)
: 
: Well, I've got one:
: 
: I was dating a girl (briefly) at Swarthmore.  When we went to her dorm,
: and were ready to leave, I started going out the side door.  WAIT! She
: said.  That door is a fire door.  An alarm will sound!  Well, I examined
: the door and could find no evidence nor any sign or indication that
: would be true, so I went through it.  Nothing at all happened!  And she
: said that all the girls in the dorm avoided going through that door
: since the beginning of the year.
: 
: Well, it's not all that funny, but its true.
: -- 

- So What! Give me humour any day! 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog)
Subject: Re: POLACK JOKES
Organization: Computer Science Department, Stanford University.
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 21:17:35 GMT

In article <_10mzhl@lynx.unm.edu> 
  osinski@chtm.eece.unm.edu (Marek Osinski) writes:
>In article <1992Aug18.094229.2504@mdcbbs.com> 
  hamling@mdcbbs.com (Griff Hamlin III) writes:
>>Sorry to all those offended, but if you don't mind me saying so (and I'm sure
>>you do) aren't you people smart enough to tell that I intended these in
>>response to a request and that they are only meant to be read on rec.humor? If
>>they went to any other newsgroups, blaim xrn! Chew a valium, I have nothing
>>against Polish people, several of my best friends are Polish, and they enjoyed
>>the jokes!
>
>Yes, Griff, you are quite right expecting that your explanation would
>not satisfy me. I know you posted the "jokes" to rec.humor in response
>to a request. Still, you and only you can hold yourself responsible for
>what you are posting, be it on someone's request or not. 

>Your advice that I should chew a vallium misses the point. Don't you
>realize that posting ethnic jokes violates the ethnic non-discrimination
>policies that most U.S. institutions (including probably the one to
>which you belong) have adopted?

I highly doubt that.  Care to prove that, or is this more "If I
don't like it, I'll ban it" posturing?

>Marek Osinski

C Frog
From: smorrow@hpmwtd.sr.hp.com (Steve Morrow)
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 00:58:37 GMT
Subject: Re: funny band names
Organization: HP Santa Rosa Site (NMD MTA MWTD)
Newsgroups: rec.humor

A few groups that have played in the SF Bay area:

	Sweaty Nipples

	Pimpslap

	and at one concert,  the Zippers,

	opening for the Dickies...
Xref: sparky rec.humor:26728 soc.culture.polish:2046 alt.censorship:7049
From: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Reply-To: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 17:48:34 GMT


In a previous article, ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel) says:

>In article <1992Aug18.183738.17605@tin.monsanto.com>, bcschu@skws02.monsanto.com (Brett Schultz) writes:
>|> It was just a joke.  I really don't think that Polish have any less brain power
>|> than anyone else.
>|> 
>
>Since most cultural centered jokes tend to be based upon the local area,
>one finds white jokes in Hawaii, Mexican jokes in South-West, Polish
>jokes in east, and unfortunately black jokes all over. 
>
>We should take a stand and change all ethnic jokes to blondes :-)
>
When I was a kid there was a show on every Friday night on Ch. 8 in Cleveland
called the Hoolihan (sp) and Big Chuck show.  They would show old sci-fi
and monster flics, and between the acts, would present their own comedy
shorts, written, produced, and directed by them.  They were comprised
90% by illustrating what were once called "Polock jokes" but, PCness
being in its infancy, they referred to them as "Certain Ethnic" jokes.

By the way, Big Chuck's last name was Chedowski(sp), and was full the
child of Polish immigrants....
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From: kfoster@sptekwv14.wv.tek.com (Ken Foster;685-2170;60-850;;sptekwv14)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WANTED-Answering Machine Messages
Keywords: answering machine, message, original, funny
Date: 17 Aug 92 23:09:32 GMT
Reply-To: kfoster@orca.wv.tek.com
Distribution: usa
Organization: Tektronix, Inc.,  Wilsonville, OR

Me too! (Since so many seem to want it, they must be good!)
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: oaf@serverx.osf.org (Oded Feingold)
Subject: poleax choke
Summary: not funny, don't read
Organization: Open Software Foundation
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 22:41:33 GMT

U guys ben had.  Andrzeczhw Brzezanowicjz (I think that's the right
spelling), complains that you do NOT cross-post, you apologize for
posting in the first place.  Wot wimps, wot non-understanders.


OBCHOKE: A man enters a store, asks the clerk for 1/2 kilo real Polish
kielbasa, and maybe some blini, ogurki, golumpkie, you know, the
regular spiel.  The clerk says "Aha, you must be Polish."

The man answers (in perfect English) "If I asked for Irish soda bread,
would you tell me I was Irish, if I asked for kosher hot dogs would
you tell me I was Jewish, if I asked for egg foo yung would you tell
me I was Chinese - why don't you stop casting national aspersions and
simply get me what I want?"

The clerk replies.  "Sir, you're right, it's prejudiced of me and I
apologize.  But I made that assumption for a specific reason: this is
a hardware store."

Still and all, there are some things about certain nationalities you
can point out - what other country creates someone best described as
Zbigniew Buttinsky?  (I mean, besides the US...)

OBservation:  Se~nor, the bull does not always lose.  [Not LOOSE!]
Lines: 16
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 07:59:39 MDT
From: earlyd@ee.byu.edu (David Early)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Distribution: world
Organization: Brigham Young University, Provo UT USA
Subject: Re: Life of an Electron?
Keywords: Life of Electron


In article <divers.713713416@sol.acs.unt.edu>, divers@sol.acs.unt.edu (Divers Brian Keith) writes:
> 
>   I while back, someone posted a short story about the life of an electron
> that made fun of modern dating.  I think it was called "Life of an Electron"
> but I am not sure.  Could someone repost this or e-mail it to me.
> 
>  Thanks,
>  Brian
> 
> 

Me, too, please!

Dave Early
earlyd@wombat.ee.byu.edu
From: viking@iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Computer names
Date: 12 Aug 92 23:05:07 GMT
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA

In <1992Aug12.165330.3006@memstvx1.memst.edu> nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:


>	A couple of years ago a friend of mine had two small 
>hard drives on his computer. He named one 'Frick' and the 
>other 'Frack'. I have heard the names before but do not for 
>the life of me know who or what they are/were. He does not 
>know the source either. They are always spoken together as a 
>pair - Frick and Frack.

	When I first put up the network at the office, I only had four
workstations.  You guessed it -- War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death.
Sadly, we got more workstations and an Internet link, so they were
given much more boring names.

<Dan Sorenson, DoD #1066 |"There'll be angels on Ariels in leather>
<z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu | and chrome, Ridin' down from heaven    >
<viking@iastate.edu      | just to carry me home." -- R. Thompson >
< ISU thinks I need more education, which they provide for a fee. >
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 20:55:49 EDT
From: Joe Carlson <JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Joke
Distribution: usa

In article <10037@jthome.uucp>, dtyler%jt_home.uucp@amber.athena.lkg.dec.com
(David Tyler) says:

>Hi, I almost let something very stupid get out to the net world. If you saw
>it, ignore it please. (discalmer) (sp?)

>A great joke I saw a while back:

>A group of advid fishermen saw it was the high-point of the season, so they
>packed their bate and rods and set out on a fishing trip. It wasn't long
>untill they saw a pub as they where driving to the fishing place. Now,
>these people never use the same fishing hole twice, so they chose to go
>fish off a bridge. Anyway, they stayed in the pub for hours on end. They
>all then decided to pay and walk out because it was almost high-noon. They
>straggled to the nearest bridge and cast their lines. Hours went by and no
>bites!, they all started to recover from their hang-overs so they decided
>to go home if they got no bites in 10 minutes. 1,2,3 minutes. "Anything
>yet?"  "Naw, let's go hoooooommmmmmmmeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!"  Tsk, Tsk, he
>didn't catch any fish, the 4:00 out-bound train caught him instead.

  If this is your opinion of a great joke, You have my sympathy.



>The End (for him).

>----------------------------------------------------------------------------

>David M. Tyler -Student end user.  (Murdock High) Go! Blue Devils!.
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Thursday, 13 Aug 1992 10:18:17 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: please help me name my machine

on, off, broken, working, baseball teams
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kwfriber@mtu.edu (Kenberg Frieth)
Subject: Re:  Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 00:14:46 GMT

In article <9208150401.AA07445@jetslag.cam.org> steve@jetslag.cam.org (Steve Perkins) writes:
>>Guns don't kill people, bullets do. 
>
>That gun gets the bullets moving awfuly fast though...
>
Actually, its the burning gun powder that gets it going so fast.

Ken Friberg

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: alpha@hubcap.clemson.edu (Shekhar Borde')
Subject: Re: SHORE LEAVE
Organization: Clemson University
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 19:42:56 GMT

tjgerman@53iss6.Waterloo.NCR.COM (Trevor German) writes:


>	=========================================================

>	A navy ship was in port one day and the crew was of shore
>	leave. In the morning 10 of the crew were hauled up in 
>	front of the captain for being late back on board. The
>	captain addressed the first sailor and asked him why he
>	was late back.


	.... (funny joke deleted) ....


Speaking of sailors on a ship ...


A newly recruited sailor boards his vessel on the first day and
discovers to his dismay that there are absolutely no women on
board the ship. Unable to bear the thought of no sex for the
next so many months, he asks a crewmate -
"What do guys on the ship do when they want sex?"
The crewmate replies - "See that barrel over there with the hole
in it? Well, use it to do your thing. EXCEPT, you cannot use it
on Friday evenings"

Our boy is puzzled - "Why not on Friday evenings?"

The crewmate replies - "Because on Friday evenings it's your turn
                        inside the barrel!"


-SB
 alpha@hubcap.clemson.edu
From: rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Date: 17 Aug 92 15:20:32 +0200
Followup-To: rec.humor
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Cape Town

In article <BsyG47.FoB@rice.edu>, kossack@owlnet.rice.edu (Jordan Marc Kossack) writes:
> In article <1992Aug13.162610.5264@uwm.edu> ski@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Andrew John Urbanski) writes:
> - Guns don't kill people, bullets do.  People with gun just do it
> - more efficiently!  :-)
> 
>    Tsk.  Tsk.  Tsk. 
> 
>    The truth is ... GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE - GOD KILLS PEOPLE  
> 
> 
> -- 
>  Jordan M Kossack  |  BARKLEY UNIX:  


THIS IS VERY TRUE.  LOTS OF PEOPLE.  ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ANNOY ME.

PEOPLE ANNOY ME WHEN THEY BLATHER ON ENDLESSLY ABOUT TV ADS.

PEOPLE ANNOY ME WHEN THEY PONTIFICATE ENDLESSLY ABOUT THE BIBLE
(THIS INCLUDES MINISTERS OF RELIGION).

PEOPLE WHO DON'T MAKE FUNNY POSTINGS IN THIS NEWSGROUP ANNOY ME.

BE WARNED.

god

as communicated to:

Ed Rybicki
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Subject: Re: Bathroom humor
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 21:39:15 GMT

>In article <1992Aug12.125153.346@aber.ac.uk>, gjs@aber.ac.uk (Gary John Salter) writes:
>> Any other toilet poetry anyone?
>> 
>> Gaz



STANDING IN A LOO
Lyrics By Fred Freshmeat
Music Up To You...

I'm Standing In A Toilet
Knee Deep In The Shit
I'm Wetting On My Pants
When I Look Into The Pit
Then I Suddenly Get Flushed
Deep Into The Hole
I'm Crawling Through The Pipes
And Swimming Like A Mole

I Hear The Sound Of Crawling Rats
I Feel A Shitfly In My Mouth
When I Start Puking
I'm heading towards the South
I Still Dwell Underneath
Try To Climb Out Of The Sewer
Than I See A Sexy Girl
I Wished That I Knew Her

Well, I Fucked Her Very Hard
And Ofcourse Slow And Deep
With The Shitfly Still In My Mouth
I Gently Fall Asleep
When I Wake I See A Dead Girl
My Dick Still In Her Ass
I Just Throw Her Of Me
And Clean Up The Bloody Mess

Well, This Is My Advice To You,
Never Stand In A Loo
Maybe You Get Drowned
Never Stand In A Loo
Just Piss On The Ground
That Counts For Shitting Too...

--
Red

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tsv@dbrus.Unify.Com (Tim Vannaman)
Subject: Re: Sick joke
Organization: /usr/lib/news/organization
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 14:28:03 GMT

In article <1992Aug18.202811.12911@leland.Stanford.EDU> jalapeno@leland.Stanford.EDU (J. Bradley Materick) writes:
>
>Here's a joke that just made me fall down laughing when I heard it:
>
>Q:  Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
>
>
>A:   So you can see the expression on its face!!
>
>(I've got a pretty sick mind I guess... MWOOOHAW HAW ha ha ha)

You know, I could take offense to that joke.  Let me finish laughing first. :)
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Dave J <djensen@claven.idbsu.edu>
Subject: Canine Pleasure
Organization: Morrison Center for the Performing Arts
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 03:22:44 GMT

Q-Why does a dog lick his balls?

A1-Because he can. 
A2-Because he can't make a fist.


I'd heard A1 long ago, but A2 is new to me. Any others lurking about?
From: aij@sactoh0.sac.ca.us (Andrew I. Jones)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Answering Machine Message
Keywords: answering machine message
Date: 16 Aug 92 01:30:37 GMT
Organization: Sacramento Public Access Unix

--
 
   Here's the message I made...
 Note, tone of voice can be either deeply sinister or overly happy.
 
  [sinister organ music]
  "Hello, you have reached the [last name] residence."
  "You now have two choices.  Number one, you may leave a message."
  [angelic "Hallelujah!"]
  "Or number two, suffer eternal damnation."
  [horrid death scream]
  "You decide."
  *BEEP*
            -aij
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From: rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: TV ads / bible / gun control / life in general
Date: 17 Aug 92 15:35:29 +0200
Organization: University of Cape Town

fuck gun-control

fuck American politics

fuck American politicians

fuck American politicians' gun-control platforms

fuck everyone who stands on said platforms

fuck Biblical interpretations

fuck people who argue about Biblical interpretations

fuck Bush campaign TV ads

fuck burning bushes

fuck a bucket of water immediately afterwards



...and fuck anyone who doesn't like the Ten Fucking Commandments....
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: howeird@hplabsz.hpl.hp.com
Subject: Re: The "education"party needs educating!
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 22:52:49 GMT
Organization: HP Research Grants Program

According to b473dg@tamuts.tamu.edu (Dilawar Grewal):
>Houston Chronicle, Tuesday, Aug. 18, 1992. Page 1
>
>Bush's `steady hand' praised by Reagan
>--------------------------------------
>
>"We know George Bush," Reagan said. "he is trustworthy and level-headed
>leader who is respected around the world. His is a steady hand on the tiller
>through the choppy water's of the 90's, which is exactly what we need. 
                    ^^^^^^^

 You need some help with your grammar, Dilawar. 
 The correct word would be "waters", since it is being used as the plural.
 Since it's a Texas newspaper I won't take bets on whether or not it was
 wrong in the original. :-)
 
>We need George Bush."
>
>--------------------------------------------
>Hand on the tiller through choppy waters??????????????? NO WONDER THE 
>REPUBLICANS ARE SINKING. Somebody tell them tillers are meant to be
>used on land, not on water!!!!
>ONLY RONNIE, ONLY RONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you would bother to crack open a dictionary, you will find that "tiller"
is the lever used to turn a boat's rudder, as well as the farm implement
which breaks up the soil.

Dilawar would get my nomination for Future Vice Presidents of America,
except you have to be born in America to become Veep. A darned shame...

================================================================ 
Howard Stateman    howeird@hpl.HP.COM  [Not an HP spokesman]
"I have the heart of a little child, and the brain of a genius
                     -- and I keep them in a jar under my bed"
================================================================ 
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From: fester@etorofu.island.COM ()
Subject: Woody's Next Flick
Originator: fester@etorofu
Organization: Island Graphics, Marin County, California
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 20:50:48 GMT

So, guys, how come no action on the Woody Allen front? OK, I'll start.

Here are suggestions for his next movie.

A remake of Manhatten entitled "Seoul Man"

An autobiographical film of his recent life called "Mia Culpa"

A comedy about his new romance, entitled "Honey, I F*cked Your Kids!"


Any others?

Mike
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From: aleks@cray.com (Aleksander Mazur)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: 19 Aug 92 15:43:59 GMT
Organization: Cray Research Inc

In article <1406@newsserver.cs.uwindsor.ca> hlynka@server.uwindsor.ca (Myron Hlynka) writes:
>In article <1992Aug18.215116.28661@newstand.syr.edu> podgorny@npac.syr.edu (Marek Podgorny) writes:
>
>>PS: Why do the Scottish bury their dead family members ...
>
>Cease and desist. Stop the the ethnic bashing.
>
>                                     Myron Hlynka
>
>
>

Improve your sense of humor, Myron. And above all relax.

Aleksander Mazur
From: beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: please help me name my machine
Date: 20 Aug 92 17:48:51 GMT
Organization: Institut de recherche d'Hydro-Quebec, Varennes, Canada

And what about a common name and the translation of the same name into
many languages?


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