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From: coop1d11@bmerh301.bnr.ca (David Smith)
Subject: Re: THIS IS JUST A TEST
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 17:11:06 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.164950@plankton.sea.beach.com> ariel@plankton.sea.beach.com (Ariel Mermaid) writes:
>cei352@cck.coventry.ac.uk (The Freak) writes:
>|> 
>|>    This is just a test.
>POST THIS IN misc.test, OR I'LL SHOW YOU MY OCTOPUS!!!
                                            

Gosh, you got 8 of them? ;) 

>Ariel Mermaid
From: v140pxgt@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: a good joke (offensive to women)
Date: 12 Dec 92 03:34:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <Bz3KCy.LA1@dcs.ed.ac.uk>, la@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Lewis Alderton) writes...
>In article <1992Dec9.164806.1@vax1.umkc.edu>, jpurcell@vax1.umkc.edu writes:
>> from a movie I wouldn't recommend seeing:
>> 
>> 
>> Q:  Why couldn't Hellen Keller Drive a car?
>> 
>> 
>> A:  Because she was a woman!
>> 
>Q : Why does Helen Keller Masterbate with one hand ?????
> 
>A : So she can moan with the other.

Q: have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?

A: Neither has she.

Q: How did Helen Keller burn her hand?

A: Trying to read a waffle iron.

Q: How did she burn her ear?

A: trying to bob for French Fries.

>-- 
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From: B.A.Brill@polsci.utas.edu.au (Beverley Brill)
Subject: REQUEST FOR CAMEL JOKES
Organization: University of Tasmania
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 03:22:27 GMT

If you have any camel jokes, please e.mail them to me directly.  I have a 
friend going to live in Dubai.  Many thanks in advance.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: LJ03933@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM
Subject: Xmas ascii (2)
Organization: Lockheed Missiles & Space Company, Inc.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 16:04:41 GMT

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From: f012@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Nothing
Date: 16 Dec 92 00:44:19 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Dec12.143531@gruc19.nor.chevron.com>, hjiwa@gruc19.nor.chevron.c
om (Jeff Wang) writes:
>xiaohan@euler.Berkeley.EDU (Xiaohan Yun) writes:
>|> Sam Swett <ssbc+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>|> >   No humorous material contained in this message.
>|>     So, everybody please just treat this as garbage.
>Cascades like this in rec.humor is really improper time wastage !!!
>
>--
> #====}==) #===(==}  #====}==) #===(==}  {==)===# (=={====#  {==)===# (=={====#
>>> Jeff Wang                             Net   : hjiwa@gruc19.nor.chevron.com <
<
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>>> New Orleans, Louisiana 70112          Valeo,vales. Die dulci fruimini!! :) <
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> #===(==}      What if no one ever asked a hypothetical question?      {==)===#
>

Yes, you're exactly right!  Now I suppose the fact that your signoff was twice
as long as the message itself escaped your notice, eh?

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From: abryant@AFIT.AF.MIL (Arlene M. Bryant)
Subject: Re: Priest and Rabbi
Summary: Minister, Priest and Rabbi - warning! religio-ethnic!
Keywords: Minister, Priest, Rabbi
Organization: Air Force Institue of Technology, WPAFB OH
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 01:46:47 GMT

In article <1992Dec10.141920.28697@nosc.mil> beez@nosc.mil (Scott Beasley) writes:
>From: beez@nosc.mil (Scott Beasley)
>Subject: Re: Priest and Rabbi
>Summary: Minister, Priest and Rabbi - warning! religio-ethnic!
>Keywords: Minister, Priest, Rabbi
>Date: Thu, 10 Dec 1992 14:19:20 GMT


>Another clergy joke: ['kill' me if you've heard it before]

>A protestant minister, a Catholic priest, and a rabbi were discussing
>the method each used to determine how much of the weekly offering should
>go toward their own salaries. 

>The minister said, "I take the offering and toss it up into the air.  The
>money that falls on the right side of the church I give to God, and that
>on the left side I keep.  How do you do it, Father?"

>Counters the priest: "I draw a circle on the floor of the church.  Then I
>throw the money into the air, and whatever lands inside the circle is God's,
>and what lands outside is mine. And you, Rabbi?"

>"Well," says the Rabbi, "It's simple, really.  I throw the money into the
>air, and whatever God wants, he keeps."


>>> flames anticipated <<

>============================================================================
>beez@nosc.mil           Scott A. Beasley        >my words are *my* words<
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: lorenzo@spot.Colorado.EDU (Eric Lorenzo)
Subject: Re: ST and ST: TNG spoofs wanted
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 20:35:40 GMT

In article <Dean_Wagner.3hml@aldhfn.akron.oh.us> Dean_Wagner@aldhfn.akron.oh.us
(Dean_Wagner) writes:
>The subject pretty much says it all.  I'm looking for spoofs to Star Trek
>and Star Trek: The Next Gen.  Please _mail_ them to me at this address. 
>There's too much traffic on this group to look for anything.

	alt.startrek.creative (if you can get it) is the place to get all
sorts of parodies and original stories.  Also, the FTP site 129.130.10.80
has most of those posted stories archived.
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     ---   </\_      not just in winning,       lorenzo@Rintintin.Colorado.EDU
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      ---   /_         to join the race    -?               & @Spot
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From: mpetro@brtph126.bnr.ca (Myron Petro P030)
Subject: Scranton
Organization: BNR Inc. RTP, NC
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 19:24:23 GMT

 Look out someone from Da-U knows how to use a key board they must be blind because
they think up da line is beautiful.
 
 Just kidding. I had to post when I saw yours onnakowna I am a valley native.
  
	Myron Petro
	NRA, USPSA
        DVC y'all
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	 And are protected by the First Amendment and guarnteed by the 
	 Second Amendment.
From: st1ns@elroy.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ST and ST:TNG spoofs wanted
Date: 17 Dec 1992 21:32 CST
Organization: University of Houston
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: elroy.uh.edu
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

In article <Dean_Wagner.3hml@aldhfn.akron.oh.us>, Dean_Wagner@aldhfn.akron.oh.us (Dean_Wagner) writes...
>The subject pretty much says it all.  I'm looking for spoofs to Star Trek
>and Star Trek: The Next Gen.  Please _mail_ them to me at this address. 
>There's too much traffic on this group to look for anything.

Ah, what the heck, I'll post anyway (it's short):

Seen on a button at Magicon:

 She's dead, Will, but you still need to use a condom.

(We won't discuss the fact that I was the one making the buttons.)

  My wife went to Harvard and all I got was this lousy .sig!
      Russ Ault, aka st1ns@jetson.uh.edu 
      (For the moment, anyway.  I reserve the right to
       polymorph myself into something more formidable.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny headlines
From: glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier)
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 17:02:54 GMT
Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, MA

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim


The president of Harvard (I think it was him...) was trying to stop
construction of a new building;

President Fights Erection in Harvard Yard

-- 
"A horse! A horse! Somebody give me a horse, man, because|glazier@ 
I come to bury this dirtball, not to praise him. Whaddya |harvard.isr.edu
think I am? Whether it's nobler for the mind to make people suffer with all
these totally outrageous arrows arrows for a fortune, or what!" -- D.R.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jparker@boi.hp.com (Contract Richard H.)
Subject: Crazy	
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 23:26:39 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard / Boise, Idaho
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1.4 PL6]

Doesn't have all his/her/it's oars in the water.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: death@buhub.bradley.edu (Dustin Slater)
Subject: Re: 500 QUESTIONS PURITY TEST - Request
Organization: Bradley University
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 09:58:22 GMT

A really good source for purity tests is at
quartz.rutgers.edu
vi anonymous ftp
(i should know i put the majority of them there)
i no longer have them (why should i they waste disk space and availible
in the place mentioned above)
so i can't mail you them
--
death@buhub.bradley.edu        INEVITABILE FATVM       death@camelot.bradley.edu

                    Wanting to die is the reason to live.
Newsgroups: rec.humor

Actually I know damn few jokes about Asians.  You guys work too hard, so 
you're not funny ...

There is the old one about the JAL airliner that got hijacked ... they
bandits got away, but they have 12,000 35-millimeter slides and 150 
camcorder tapes of them ...

I once asked my colleage Jake Su if he knew any white person jokes; he
turned slightly red and replied:  "Yes, but I won't tell you any of them!"

   Wile E. Coyote at the Acme Online Support Organization For The SouthWest

                     "ACME -- The Name You Can Trust!"
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From: x91kozlowsk3@gw.wmich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: really sick stuff!!!!!
Date: 17 Dec 92 17:55:53 EST
Organization: Western Michigan University

Avoid this if you're offended by really nasty stuff...






















last chance














[1]      A horny man was walking thru a graveyard, and all of a sudden he sees
a guy and girl doing it. Being desperate, he says:
         "Hey, can I give her a try?"
         The other guy replies:
         "Go dig up your own..."
  
[2] 
 	-Mommy, Mommy! Joey is biting grandma's nail.
	-Joey, stop it!
 	-Mom, he's doing it again!
	-That's it, I'm closing the coffin...

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jmitten@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (James A Mitten)
Subject: Re: help
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 18:45:48 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.081833.159@cuphub.cup.edu> hal0895@cuphub.cup.edu writes:
>
>    What is up lately.  We used to have 50 or so new posts every
>day that I have long on.  Now there is nothing.  This place is dead.
>I was wandering is something wrong on our end.  There is 8 or 9
>groups that are dead.  Help I need my humor Back.
>
>                   Mark

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ya gald this was a "joke"?


----------

Sorry, it's the best I could do on a short notice.

Jim
From: on6y@vax5.cit.cornell.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: anyone got the words?
Date: 19 Dec 92 00:38:48 EST
Distribution: rec.humor
Organization: Cornell University

Just wondering if anyone had the lyrics to yet one more version of "The Twelve
Days of Christmas."  This one is title "The Twelve Pains of Christmas."  I only
know how it starts...

The first pain of Christmas..
.. is finding a Christmas tree.

The second pain of Christmas...
.. is stringing up the lights
   and finding a Christmas tree..

Anyone have the rest?

Thanks in advance...

Sean A.

Is this a .sig or am I faking it?
From: rossi@opal.cs.tu-berlin.de (Oliver Rosenkranz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: BABY man page (request)
Keywords: baby
Date: 16 Dec 92 23:03:13 GMT
Organization: Techn. University of Berlin, Germany
Content-Type: text/plain
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Mime-Version: 1.0

jeklavan@pilot.njin.net (Jeff Klavan) writes:

>Could somebody please email me or post the famous UNIX BABY man page?
>Thank U.
>
>Moshe
>
Could you post it please and not doing that sent it to me and me and me and me
nonsense.
Thanx in advance
--==rossi==--
rossi@cs.tu-berlin.de
Xref: sparky rec.humor:36253 alt.folklore.computers:17803 alt.cascade:3588 alt.best.of.internet:153
From: aki <aki@akidamme-233324.worldbank.org>
Subject: Re: Rubber jokes
X-Xxmessage-Id: <A753A7046D062631@akidamme-233324.worldbank.org>
X-Xxdate: Tue, 15 Dec 92 20:15:16 GMT
Organization: The World Bank
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d11
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 20:17:42 GMT

In article <Carr-C10973-151292104138@145.1.92.116> Eric Carr,
Carr-C10973@email.comm.mot.com writes:
>
>Did you hear of the new reusable rubbers?
>
>
>
>
>You turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of 'em.
>


...or the new West Virginian rubbers...


they're open ended for more sensitivity.


-Aki
The Worldbank Wash. D.C.
E-mail: aki@akidamme-233324.worldbank.org
(202)458-1112
DoD 0628
PBA 2294
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"How come the best bowling ball for
me is always the one I don't own?"
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: davesp@ecs.comm.mot.com (Dave Spensley)
Subject: Re: Riddle?
Organization: Motorola, Inc.
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 12:34:03 GMT

In article <1992Dec12.191045.7061@spock.UUCP> dsohl@spock.uucp (Daniel Sohl) writes:
>>Here's one that hopefully hasn't made the rounds yet (if so, well
>>here it is again...)
>>
>>You and a buddy decide to go bear hunting.  You pick out your spot
>>and set up camp.  Bright and early the next morning you and your pal
>>head off south to find your bear.  After traveling for about 3 hours,
>>you see a bear and take a shot.  You miss and the bear runs off toward
>>the West.  You and your pal follow after it for about 2 hours when
>>your friend sees the bear up ahead and takes a shot.  He only wounds
>>it and the bear takes off running toward the North.  You follow along,
>>tacking it as you go.  About 3 hours later, you have given up and
>>stumble back into your camp only to fine the bear is there riping
>>the camp apart and he looks really mad!  What color is the bear?
>
>This version isn't very well-worded, but I know what you're talking
>about. As I heard it:
>You set up camp. The bear wanders into your camp, and you have to
>defend yourselves. You fire at the bear, but miss, and the bear takes
>off to the west. You chase after it for three hours before finally
>killing it at the campsite. What color is it?
>-- 
>"Life is like a grapefruit."     *                       -- Dan Sohl
>"Er, how so?"                    *****************************************
>"Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow on the outside, pink and squidgy on the*
> inside. Oh, yeah, and some people have half a one for breakfast."       *

I like the first version better.  Answer is "white".
From: z28zpdia@lasius.xorphia.eynph.due (Xfdz Zdefp)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: dont read me
Date: 14 Dec 92 23:09:15 GMT
Organization: Dfzfdf Oidfd NexxvcP ddf
Disclaimer: 3fvz-0vrg2 opinions

x92paszek@gw.wmich.edu writes:
|> Mateusz
|> tu sie zatrzymales
|> Mateusz
Yu Dufeus!
Et tu ziyshcyvio Padfftzikales
Du Yuteus!
From: carsonk@vms.csd.mu.edu (Kel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: req. Frosty the Snowman
Date: 13 Dec 1992 01:03:04 GMT
Organization: Marquette University - Computer Services
Reply-To: carsonk@vms.csd.mu.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: vmsd.csd.mu.edu

I hate to ask, because I know it's been posted before, but could someone
e-mail me a version of the parody of Frosty the Snowman???  A friend of mine,
who has a really sick sense of humor would love to have a copy!!
Thanx in advance....
Kel
*****************************************************************************
Kelly Carson               * So close, no matter how far
Marquette University       * Couldn't be much more from the heart
Milwaukee, WI 53233        * Forever trusting who we are
Carsonk@vms.csd.mu.edu     * And Nothing else Matters
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From: chrisb@seachg.uucp (Chris Blask)
Subject: Re: Male jokes (2)
Reply-To: chrisb@seachg.UUCP (Chris Blask)
Organization: Me, Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 19:17:10 GMT

>What do you call that flab of meat dangling between a guy's legs?
>
>MAN!
>
>Why don't women have brains?
>
>We don't have a dick to hold it in!
>
>
>I heard these from a guy friend who was offended by them!  Odd huh.
>				lisa

Lisa!  that reminds me:

Why do doctors spank babies?

^L



To knock the dicks off the stupid ones!


-go 'head, make mah day.
 -chris
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bml@netcom.com (Brian Leibowitz)
Subject: Re: Why Women Like Trombone Players
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 21:17:21 GMT

I dated a French Horn player and whenever we kissed she grabbed my buttocks.

(even more obscure followup joke follows-
it is also OFF COLOR so don't read it if you don't like this kind of joke.)





















That was fine with me untill she started to study valveless horn.
(ask a musician if you don't get it.)

bml






Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cduff@NeoSoft.com (C. Duff)
Subject: Re: interesting christian-surname combinations
Organization: NeoSoft Communications Services -- (713) 684-5900
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 03:46:32 GMT

In article <1gth3qINNbh2@hpscit.sc.hp.com> guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde) writes:
>Christopher Paul Baker (cbaker@tasman.cc.utas.edu.au) wrote:
>
>: I am interested in collecting interesting christian name - surname
>: combinations,
>: eg:
>: Theresa Green
>
>: Does anyone have a list?

My mom's got a newspaper clipping of a guy named Alf Hart (sounds like
I'll fart) and my dad went to school with a guy named Louis Stool.  
His nickname was Lou (loose stool).



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From: darkwing@leland.Stanford.EDU (Cheng-Ping Dardy Chang)
Subject: Looking for ftpsites for jokes
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 20:20:05 GMT

I'm interested in a list of ftpsites that contain archives of jokes.  Over
the summer, I found one, and I'm especially interested in getting the essay
on Smurf Sex.  Can anyone help?

Please e-mail to darkwing@leland.stanford.edu

Thanks.
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From: larry@ducktales.med.ge.com (Larry Landwehr)
Subject: Need a feed
Organization: GE Medical Systems, Magnetic Resonance
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 92 17:41:41 GMT

Is this group archived anywhere? Please respond by mail since our Usenet
feed gets pulled tomorrow.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bstdenis@mailbox.fwrdc.rtsg.mot.com (Brian St. Denis)
Subject: Re: Elephant jokes!!!! 
Organization: Fort Worth Research and Development Center, Motorola, Inc.
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 16:46:21 GMT

Q:  Why do ducks have flat feet?
A:  From stomping out forest fires.

Q:  Why do elephants have flat feet?
A:  From stomping out flaming ducks.

Q:  Why do elephants have trunks?
A:  Because they would look silly with glove compartments.

-Brian
"Go an change your armor." - King Arthur
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 04:42:18 GMT

There's always Fiat -

Fix it again, Tony

Fix it all the time

They even deserve it.

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blum@ils.nwu.edu   1890 Maple Ave., Evanston, IL 60201   708-467-2306

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: `
From: waters@ab.wvnet.edu
Date: 13 Dec 92 17:21:57 -0500
Reply-To: `
Followup-To: `
Organization: Alderson-Broaddus College
Summary: `
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Ways to Say Someone's Crazy
Date: 16 Dec 92 18:23:29 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1992Dec15.163833.16540@zooid.guild.org>, kwirk@zooid.guild.org (Dave Edmund) writes:
|> SX>Newsgroups: rec.humor
|> SX>From: Ops@raven.alaska.edu (sxrbs@orca.alaska.edu)
|> SX>Subject: Re: Ways to Say Someone's Crazy
|> SX>Organization: UACN
|> 
|> SX>>Here's a couple i've picked up over the years:
|> 
|> SX>>Your bread ain't baked.
|> 
|> SX>>Her elevator doesn't cover every floor.
|> 
|> SX>>He's playing with a full deck but the cards aren't in order.
|> 
|> SX>Here's one from George Carlin,
|> 
|> SX>"He's Just a few sandwiches shy of a picnic."
|> 
|> Not firing on all cylinders
|> 
|> One wheel in the sand
|> 
|> Few bricks shy of a full load

Too many games without a helmet.

Not playing with a full deck.

His mind is out to pasture.