HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 22:29:31 GMT

In <1992Dec20.051150.18479@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>I wait impatiently for rec.humor.funny to present my contribution.

Be patient.

They have several hundred string jokes in the queue ahead of you.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: __ is the __ of the '90s
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 17:48:55 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.042726.40782@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN) writes:
>After reading this damn news group over and over again I have the perfect ----
>is the ------ of the 90's:  talk.bizarre is the Black Death of the 90's  why
>do I keep reading, same reason I masterbate with a cheesegrater, I like pain.
>-- 
	Try the X.I. Combination Cheese Grater/Loboto-

	oh, I see.  Never mind, then.

>my name is mike and i'm a .sig-a-holic, i have been virtually .sig free for
>five days now, my life is so much clearer, i pledge to do my best to never
>have a long .sig again.  i don't need one because i'm good enough, i'm smart
>enough and god darnit, people like me.  ob info: mlsa@lehigh.edu, mike
>sherman phone# 758-0207 disclaimer, we don't neeeed no steeenking disclaimer.



	Clifton, was it you who suggested /[lL]ehigh/h:j ?

	I was a fool not to heed your advice.  I thought I could stand the pain.
	I thought "_I_ survived it, maybe they can too."

	I was wrong.

	I once had a ssc that I never killfiled people in t.b, only threads.  Does
	it still apply if I kill off an entire Institution of Higher
	Cretinification?

	<<*plonk*>>

-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com	emrys@cellar.org
"You can tell he's doing well by the look in inhuman eyes,
	Better not compromise -
		It won't be easy!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: s s c
Originator: ben@ipoint
Summary: don't bother me, I'm busy hating
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 16:34:05 GMT

I am typing "nn" over and over, wishing that there were more news I
could read instead of just sitting here hating.

--
Ben Cox (actually alternating "nn" with "from")
thoth@uiuc.edu
From: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: solitude
Date: 13 Dec 1992 17:56:48 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: g310c8.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

Jacob sat in the driver's seat of his new Ford Ranger
The engine was not running.

Jacob wished that he was sitting there because he was
just about to take his new truck for a test run, or
even because he was enjoying the feel of the new 
truck, but Jacob had no such luck. He knew he had 
very little time to live.

As Jacob drove back from work along the snowy road, he
thought about his family he would soon be with to
celebrate Christmas dinner. Also, before supper, he 
wanted to build a snowman with the kids in the front
yard. It would be little Cindy's first time, and he
had promised them they would build the biggest one
in the neighborhood (Chris said they were going to make
the biggest one in the universe since the X-men were going
to help).

Pinned by the steering wheel, Jacob yelled out the broken
window of the truck, "Please, help me someone, Help!"

Not more than 60 feet away, Hattie Simpson turned to her husband
and asked if he had heard anything. "I could have sworn
it sounded like someone shouting," she exclaimed. Her 
husband said in a calm tone, "It's nothing dear. That's
just the slush on the road you hear." She mumbled a little
and then decided he was probably right.

Jacob heard the car drive past and he jerked his body in 
a feeble attempt to get free. He was intense with anger
and fear, but his body was weakening and he was losing 
blood.

Swish squeak swish squeak went the wipers, almost
hypnotizing Jacob on the long road home from work. Martha
had told him not to get a job so far away from home, but
he had to make money somehow to support his family. Swish
squeak swish squeak. 

Two deer bounded across the road in front of the oncoming
truck. Why? To get to the other side, of course. Also, they
had the right of way.

Jacob started as he saw the shapes appear in the dark
so close he could make out the grin on the face of the one
in the front. He swerved to the towards the valley on the
right to avoid collision. However, he hit the following deer
anyway, and had a short vision of flying venison. His car
continued into the valley, hurtling at 30 mph towards a 
line of trees. It was quick, but not painless, when the
steering wheel smashed into his stomach and lower ribs.

He screamed, fighting the urge to vomit again,"Please help me!,
if there is a God, please help me! I have a family! I have a
life!"

But God didn't hear his pleas, because there was no God. There
was only my writer's hands.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana)
Subject: Haiku
Organization: NCAR/UCAR
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 18:03:22 GMT

England's Prince Andrew
Returned to old flame, Ms. Stark:
Bye Fergie, haiku.

Dedicated to all our .uk friends.

-- 
/\    "I'm only a human girl person.  I ain't always perfect."--Rambling Rose
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
      \______________________________________________________________________
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bad News
Date: 17 Dec 1992 17:54:15 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <XkT=Qp_@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>Slender, boyish women with bizarre haircuts, pierced noses,
>and many earrings who often have tattoos and wear black leather
>and hang out in bars in Ann Arbor, where I sometimes sketch them
>but never talk to them or show them the drawings because I know
>if I did they and their girlfriends would get annoyed and beat me up;

My ex-girlfriend always has plenty of these around.  Maybe if you ask
nicely, she'll share some with you.
--scott
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: What Carasso really is!!!
Date: 17 Dec 92 03:13:35
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
NNTP-Posting-Host: wilbur.unh.edu
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Comments: I wish T.V. had a knob so you could turn up the
	intelligence. The one marked `Brightness' doesn't work. 


I just thought you'd like to see this...

=>Newsgroups: alt.sex.carasso
=>From: carmien@tramp.Colorado.EDU (CARMIEN STEFAN)
=>Subject: Re: Carasso
=>Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
=>Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 07:02:22 GMT
=>
=>
=>In article <YXS=ww=@engin.umich.edu> raistlin@krazykat.engin.umich.edu (Douglas Treder ) writes:
=>>
=>>Keywords: 
=>>
=>>
=>>What is this group for? What is a carasso?
=>I might be wrong (the spelling looks odd to me) but
=>my understanding is that 'carasso' refers to the 
=>quaint practice of cutting of ones oxygen supply 
=>(read strangling your self) while masturbating. Apparntly
=>this gives one tremendous orgasms, and I have heard that
=>several people (this is usually done by men, at least I 
=>haven't heard of a woman) die annualy in this very embarrasing
=>and useless fasion. 

Now we know!

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.

                               HUG ME!

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: SWM ISO SWF in Melbourne, Australia
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 04:58:07 GMT


IN ALT.PERSONALS.ADS,ALT.PERSONALS


)WHAT HE SAYS:
WHAT SHE HEARS:

an2219@anon.penet.fi writes:
)I am a Single White Male seeking a Single Female (of any nationality) to
 I am a BLAND NERD (DESPERATE FOR ANY WOMAN)

)spend time with, get to know, and enter into a friendship with,
 TO GIVE ME ANY ATTENTION,  GET IN HER PANTIES

)hopefully resulting in something, and if not, still remain as friends.
 hopefully resulting in SEX, and if not, remain as AN ANNOYING CRANK CALLER

)Me: 22, Lovable, into reading, computers, an increasing interest in
 Me: IMMATURE, SISSY, NERD, an increasing interest in

)archeology, and science fiction and fantasy I love.
 BUGS and WORMS, and GEEKS I love.

)Have been called cute (Bleuch!!!), not into many sports, but will try
 Have been called cute (BY MY AUNT!!!), LAZY COUCH POTATO, but will try

)(almost) anything once.
 (almost) anything once, TO HAVE SEX.


)You: Well, I'm not that fussy, ecept for age. You have be between 20 and
 You: Well, I'm DESPERATE,      GOOD SPELLING. 

)25 (I don't mind slightly older women :-)
    (I don't mind EATING NON-DOUCHED PRUNE PUSSIES :-o

)If interested please respond.
 PLEASE RESPOND!!!




carasso,
mr. female insight
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: pop quiz
Date: 17 Dec 1992 01:11:00 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <1gm5clINN86l@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>hell. people wonder why i have such a problem with names at the offices i
>temp in; hell, how many distinguishing characteristics can you find in a
>bunch of 30-50 year old, not very attractive boring looking white men?
>
>"Wait, which one are you again?"

in my temping days, i found it a particular challenge to try
and not memorize anybody's names, except for the secretaries.

at some jobs, i was able to go for weeks without knowing anybody.
it made work more interesting, in a kafkaesque way.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
    "Whatever makes the most money will happen." -- Eleanor Glyn
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana)
Subject: Electricity I
Organization: NCAR/UCAR
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 17:11:48 GMT

Electricity is cool.  I had always thought an outlet was an outlet, you know,
they grow on outlet trees or something, like chocolate or pencils, things
you only think of as a finished whole, not as a sum of parts.  This is how 
you make an electric outlet:  First you figure out where they all go, then
you figure out which outlets and lights and switches go on which circuits
(according to some arcane reasoning which has to do with blowing fuses and
tripping breakers).  Then you take a metal box and put it where the outlet
is going to go.

You use different kinds of boxes depending on where the outlet is:  on an 
interior wall, you have a big stud (no, not that kind) on which you can 
screw the box sideways.  Or you could nail a backup board sticking sideways 
out of the stud, then screw the back of the box directly onto it.  There
are narrow boxes for exterior walls, where you only have the width of 
a furring strip and sheetrock to hide the outlet box.  There are boxes
with protrusions for attaching one way, boxes with different protrusions
for attaching a different way.  There are double-width boxes ("double 
gang") for four outlets, or for two switches, because outlets and switches
are sort of cousins, with some of the same pieces.

Then you pull wire between outlets, which might necessitate drilling the
studs or furring strips, and leave a length of wire hanging out of each
box.  The wire has a special name which I don't remember, but it consists
of three wires, all wrapped together: a black one, a white one, and an 
uncovered one, which is ground.  You have to peel back the cover, like
peeling a banana, and strip the black and white wires back a ways.

Then you get the outlet guts, which maybe grow on trees but come in 
boxes, a dozen sets (two outlets) to a box, and fasten them in.  The 
white wire goes around the steel screws and the black wire goes around
the brass screws and the ground wire goes around the green screw.  Then
the whole mess gets pushed back into the box and screwed down.  Metal 
plates are hammered into the studs in front of the wires, to protect
them, and the wires are stapled down so they don't move.  

When the circuit is complete, you plug a lamp into the newly-hatched
outlet.  There is nothing like the feeling of seeing light, seeing the
electricity coming out of the outlet which you have made out of a bunch
of wires and screws and outlet guts, but which still works just like
a real, official, genuine electric outlet.


-- 
/\    "I'm only a human girl person.  I ain't always perfect."--Rambling Rose
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
      \______________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Visse d;arte
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 19:37:52 GMT


Syllabic wordplay
An exact number per line
Bores me to shed tears
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: sour
Date: 13 Dec 1992 08:22:10 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


His piss was real piss, a real man's piss.  There
would be no weak trickles, no watery faucets to
interfere with the majesty of urination's platonic ideal.


AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
    "Whatever makes the most money will happen." -- Eleanor Glyn
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.arabic
From: mmdh@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (Mazen Mokhtar)
Subject: Re: ARABS AND KURDS
Organization: AT&T
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 14:11:04 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.204413.20114@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>FOUND IN A TIME MAGAZINE FROM '63:

>An Arab proverb says, "There are three plagues in the world: the rat,
>the locust and the Kurd."  The Kurds reply, "A camel is not an animal,
>and an Arab is not a human being."

  Well, I as an Arab am grateful that the Kurds have produced the likes of
SalaHeddin. I am also not racist, so I judge people on their merit, not on
their origin, just as Islam teaches me.

  Is it just my impression, or are you trying to sow disunity?


Mazen Mokhtar
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: hey.  have you people improved the quality of your posts yet?
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 92 00:01:10 GMT

In article <Bz59IE.Dx5@feenix.metronet.com> wjm@decster.uta.edu writes:
>
>got me a brand new killfile...

	did you have a point? i didn't think so. bye bye.
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Joy to the World
Date: 16 Dec 1992 06:48:45 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <Ahn-161292012219@branford-college-node.net.yale.edu> Ahn@pop.cis.yale.edu (Mos Eisley) writes:
>
>While singing Joy to the World, you can have much more fun singing the
>lyrics to Bon Jovi's "You give love a bad name" instead.
>
>Shot to the heart!
>And you're to blame.
>Cuz you
>Give love
>A bad name!

Truth, #3, truth is, this is #3, truth is _far_ more bizarre than fiction.

Like, well, what I mean is, could I have made this guy up?  Nope.
Could you?  Nope.  So why are we trying?  We're fucked.  We're
playing pool against God and he's corked our cues to boot.
Sometimes, folks, ya gotta know when to say when.

So I've had it with fiction.  I'm going up to Yale, hogtie this boy
and bring him back cast in a block of Lucite.  We're talking living
room ornaments in the grand style here.  Yup.  And then whenever I
feel the urge to write something, ever, ever again, in my life, I'll
just look at, at this _thing_, and I'll say, "Could I come up with
something like that?"  And the answer'll be no, it'll always be no,
because I just don't have the talent.  You gotta be high to fly low.

Is he a freshman?  I hope he's a freshman.  I don't want no wrinkles
or nothing.  I want it pure, fresh, in the bud.  Gotta be primal.
Gotta be.

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Re: You guys let me down
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 21:44:06 GMT

In article <BzGMvu.401@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy) writes:
>Today I had to concede defeat and pay the guy $100.
>
>ata boy 

A fool and his money...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Re: Great Xmas Gift Idea
Keywords: Ooooh, dat's dischhhhh...
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 22:03:19 GMT

In article <1992Dec10.165442.24588@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
>In article <1992Dec10.045332.28526@ncsu.edu>, jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel) writes:
>> 
>> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>> 
>> >Sad to say, I don't have a WHFS shirt, but if I did, I'd probably spray-
>> >paint "BRING BACK DAMIAN, YOU PROFITEERING BASTARDS" across the front.
>> 
>> They haven't brought back Damian YET?
>> 
>> Heard DC-101 canned the Greaseman, too.  Is there ANY hope for DC radio?
>
>As far as I'm concerned, DC radio hit the skids in 1980 (or was it 1979)
>when Father Healy decided that WGTB didn't project the proper image
>for a radio station belonging to a Jesuit University.  WHFS was a pale
>imitation of WGTB.  I left the DC area about the time Damian was fired.
>


Now, now Ilana.  'HFS had a few good years in them during the late 70's,
early '80's.  I remember when there was no format whatsoever.  You could
tune in and hear the Clash, a classical piece, some folk music from Zaire and
then an old blues song all back to back.  As far as I'm concerned,
'HFS went to shit when they went from 102.3 to 99.1.



Mike - still remembers the Psychadelly and Rudi Kazooties.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:41312 sci.environment:13420
From: manley@optilink.COM (Terry Manley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,sci.environment
Subject: Re: SAVE THE TREES!!!
Date: 11 Dec 92 18:49:35 GMT
Organization: DSC/Optilink Access Products

In article <0XTkVB4w165w@mertwig.uucp> xyzzy@mertwig.uucp (Daniel Drucker) writes:
>mjvande@pbhye.PacBell.COM (Mike Vandeman) writes:
>
>> ---	      PLEASE DO NOT KILL A TREE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
>> ---		THE WORLD NEEDS ALL THE TREES IT HAS.
>> ---		 GET A LIVING TREE AND KEEP IT ALIVE.
>> -- 
>> -
>> -What this Carasso fellow posted is typical of the environmentalist crap
>
>Who here knows what Carasso-bait is?

Who is Carasso?

Now, maybe you can help me.  You see for the first time in ten
years I've got a cold.  Runny nose, itchy eyes, sneezing, ...
the usual stuff up to now I've only heard about.  My dilemma
is I can't decide whether to use handkerchiefs or tissue paper.

If I use a handkerchief I'm supporting the damming of rivers for
irrigation of desert lands to grow subsidized cotton, sprayed with
herbicides, pesticides and processed with bleach.  (Let's not mention
the maltreatment and overall oppression of the people (usually
migrants) who pick the cotton.)  I also then need to wash the
handkerchief, consuming fresh water and power, not to mention
supporting the petrochemical-mining, industry by using detergents! 

If I use tissue paper I'm supporting deforestation, pollution of
rivers with dioxin, and again bleach - blech!  Once I've used the
tissue what do I do with it?  If I throw it in the garbage I'm
contributing to solid waste disposal problems, leading to overfilled
landfills, which leach poisons into the ground water.  If I throw it
into the toilet I'm adding to the problem of sludge disposal and
exacerbating my communities efforts to dispose of treated waste water.
If I burn it I'm adding to global warming.  If I just keep the tissue,
say put it in a box in my attic, I'm just leaving the problem for
somebody else to deal with. 

So far I'm just sucking the snot down and/or wiping it on my
sleeve.  Neither of these are too attractive.  Please help.
From: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I Sing the Body Smoke!
Date: 17 Dec 1992 05:46:10 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-12.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <160007@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com> tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com  
(Tony Zugates) writes:
> OK, I've been seeing posts on electricity here and you guys have it all
> wrong!

I haven't seen very many posts on electricity here.

--
Double side band suppressed carrier, baby!
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: vanity unfair
Date: 11 Dec 92 18:22:35 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania
In-reply-to: graeme@fulcrum.co.uk's message of 27 Nov 92 13:56:00 GMT

In article <ByDo1C.Fsp@fulcrum.co.uk> graeme@fulcrum.co.uk (Graeme Hodgson) writes:
>   A guy tried taking a photo of the comic.  The comic told him to "FUCK OFF".

Mm, that reminds me:  Does anyone want to buy  a copy of the videotape I
made of Jonathan Richman last time I saw him in New York at Madison
Square Garden?
--

	 The worst thing in the world is when records are destroyed
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: short, shameful confession
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 18:21:09 GMT

If the recorded female voice on the office voice-mail system were not
so smarmy, I would call up the voice-mail number more often just to
hear it.

Mark., they know what a really sexy voice does to nerds
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@atlantis.uucp
Subject: Throes of a New Account
Organization: Atlantis Communications, Edmonton, AB, Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 04:07:34 GMT

Well, those Space Physics people finally got around to kicking me out.  I
had only stopped working there two and a half months ago...

I spent about seven hours doing an intricate series of NeXT-to-PC-to-NeXT-to-
PC-to-NeXT-to-disc maneuvers to bring my ~15 MBytes of assorted junk home.  I
somehow forgot to eat that day until about 4 PM.  My digestive system is still
a bit unsure of my motives, and has been sulky since.

Upon bringing the data home, I find that for some inscrutable reason the
return character embedded in all my data is different from what my PC
considers a return character.  I'll have to go through each file and convert
them.  Using a program, of course--not by hand.

Luckily, I was informed the next day of a local UUCP site, whose address will
no doubt adorn the "From:" line of this very posting.  Unfortunately, I'd sent
out all my "dramatic farewell" messages already, and was already composing the
messages I would post on my eventual return months from now, including a
lengthy treatise called "Thoughts On Losing Net Access".  Ah, well.

I forgot to bring with me the various dot files from my previous account, so it
will take some time to configure this account to the form with which I am
familiar.  But I am not daunted.  Even if the patchlevel of tin here is a few
behind what I am used to...

For some reason, this site has a selection of article from Sep 3-9, Oct. 18,
Nov. 14, and Dec. 4 onward.  I hope this doesn't indicate the regularity of
the feed, but suspect it does.  Whee.  I welcome alternative suggestions,
though.

--
---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")
"Whee."
Current Album--ABBA:Super Trouper
Current Read--Poppy Z. Brite:Lost Souls
-- 
---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")
Current Album--ZZ Top:Greatest Hits
Current Read--Poppy Z. Brite:Lost Souls
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