From: wgarmil@world.std.com (Wayne S Garmil)
Subject: Re: missing my copy of "Alfvaen is Everywhere"
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 03:43:03 GMT


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		The dark elf places a quick call to Radio Free Colorado,
	then turns up the radio volume a bit.

		"The following filk hit me last night (ooh, what
	a straight line), and I decided to post it for feedback.  I
	realize not everyone knows the tune, and some people probably
	won't understand some of the references, but what's life without
	a little challenge every now and then- oops, here it comes."

		And the radio plays (with sincere apologies to everyone
	involved):


			ALFVAEN IS EVERYWHERE
			words by Michael McAfee
			to the tune of "Elvis is Everywhere"
			by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper

		When I log on, when I log on to the net
		I see a little post from Alfvaen in each and every
		newsgroup.  Lemme tell ya!  Welllllllllll

		Alfvaen is everyhwere, posting on everything
		Next to James "Kibo" Parry, Alfvaen's the posting king
		When I log on, what do I see
		But another post by Aaron V. Humphrey

		Alfvaen is everywhere, man, he's in every newsgroup
		He's in the comp and the rec, the misc and the sci,
		the soc, the talk, the news, 
		and the alt newsgroups got Alfvaen on 'em, too.
		Alfvaen is on alt.callahans
		He's on rec.arts.comics.misc
		Alfvaen's on alt.music.tmbg
		Everyone wants to post like Alfvaen, except for one person
		One person!
		The evil opposite of Alfvaen, the anti-Alfvaen
		Anti-Alfvaen got no Alfvaen in 'im, lemme tell ya

		Roger D. Carasso has no Alfvaen in him.

		And Alfvaen was on alt.is.too, but he got out, man
		He got out!  Listen up, you net.people!

		Alfvaen is everywhere, posting on everything
		Next to James "Kibo" Parry, Alfvaen's the posting king.
		When I log on, what do I see
		But another post by Aaron V. Humphrey

		Y'know, there's a lot of strange newsgroups out there
		Lemme tell ya
		Who's on talk.bizarre? (Alfvaen!)
		Alt.pub.dragons-inn?   (Alfvaen!)
		And those challenges, those writing challenges
		Alfvaen needs words, Alfvaen needs words
		Alfvaen Alfvaen Alfvaen Alfvaen Alfvaen Alfvaen
		Alfvaen needs words
		Ah, the writing Alfvaen
		The four-word Alfvaen
		The extremely productive Alfvaen
		Yeah, when newbies try to post, they don't want to
		post like Markian Gooley
		None of this alt.non-sequitor stuff
		They try for Alfvaen
		Alfvaen!
		'cause Alfvaen is a perfect poster
		We're all moving to a state of Alfvaenness
		Why do you think they call then LAN's, anyway?
		They're really aLfvAeN's
		aLfvAeN's

		Alfvaen is everywhere, posting to everything
		Next to James "Kibo" Parry, Alfvaen's the posting king
		When I log on what do I see
		But another post by Aaron V. Humphrey

		Alfvaen!
		(current album: probably not Bo-Day-Shus)


		"Well, there you have it.  Hopefully, one can see the
	smileys placed liberally throughout.

		"By the way, a big hello to all the people who entered
	the place whilst I was lurking.  Especially /* (I used to be
	a BU student (ENG '91)).  Welcome, welcome one and all."

	Michael, the Chaotic
	disclaimer:  As I have stated before, my client was nowhere
			near the site at the time of the incident.



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