From: patrick@is.rice.edu (P a t r i c k)
Subject: Re: Bruce Bufalini's daily routine
Keywords: Bruce takes these "Keywords:" lines too seriously.
Organization: Rice University
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 05:22:34 GMT

In article <ec81Hsivs8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@beyond.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>Keywords: Biff is a figment of Bruce's imagination.
>
>No, Biff is a real person.  He was a co-worker with me at a summer job I had
>in the summer of 1989.

Wow.  You mean Biff is a professional itinerant lawn-mower?

>>Summary: Can we say "Bruce wastes time", boys and girls?
>
>No, for boys and girls are not taught things which constitute unwarranted
>extrapolations.  Refer to my daily routine and then your point will have been
>proven null.

Your daily routine was a null point, all right.

>
>In article <1992Jul29.012832.15399@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>>In article <t&21Hav?r8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@cattycorner.gis.psu.edu (not Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>>>
>>>No, nothing is a figment of my imagination.  Everything you post is a figment
>>>of your imagination.  You are not in real life, Patrick.
>>
>>There's more to real life than your little closed universe in State College,
>>son.  
>
>I've seen plenty of real life, more than you could ever imagine seeing.  Rice
>University tends to prevent individuals from seeing real life.

So provide us with incontrovertible proof of your assertion, then.  We're
waiting.

>>>I don't clutter it up; I am just one of ~25,000 people here.  Your arguement
>>>appears to be invalid and quite lame.
>>
>>In other words, I'm right on the mark, since you've repeatedly demonstrated
>>that you're misinformed about a lot of things.
>
>In other words, you were misinformed, for I do not clutter State College/
>University Park at all.

Maybe you should get some input from your neighbors about that.

>>>Which just shows that Rice University is on a lower scale than jail.  Perhaps
>>>you should visit a real university like Pep$i $tate Univer$ity.
>>
>>Well, Mr. Omniscience, it's funny you wouldn't know that I wasn't *at* Rice
>>when I wrote that.  (Let's see how your "powers" are -- where am I as I
>>write this?)
>
>You work there; it makes no difference where you were when you wrote it, for
>Rice University is a living hell.  Everywhere within a 100 mile radius of
>Houston is a living hell.  Perhaps you posted from the Gulf of Mexico.

Perhaps you're the one who's all wet.  (Obviously you've never been to
Texas, and for that, I am thankful.)

>>>I don't require anybody's helping hand, for I am completely informed.
>>
>>Actually, in your case, you require the helping boot to the head of someone
>>who *is* informed.  You're not.
>
>No, informed individuals need not be booted in the head.  Informed individuals
>inform the misinformed, which I see you are again.

Right, and you're about as misinformed as they get.  You need one of my size
13-Ds re-configuring your cranium.

>>>No, you unable to distinguish an upper-case I from an upper case A.
>>>Your eyes need repair.
>>
>>Sorry, I typed the letter to the left of the "S", which is an "A".  You are
>>completely uninformed as to what "DOA" means, evidently.  (So what else is
>>new?)
>
>DOA is irrelevant.  DOI is not irrelevant.  DOA has nothing to do with the
>current discussion.

DOI doesn't have anything to do with anything, so that evens that out...

>>>Perhaps you would care to prevent me from having a job, Mr. Humphrey.
>>
>>I have my own job to look after, Bruce.  You'll be the one that prevents you
>>from having a job, if anyone does.  All I get to do is watch.
>
>The only job you have is that of a typical bureacrat basting in his bunghole.
>Nobody can prevent me from having a job.

No one but yourself -- so go ahead and do it, already...

-- 
Patrick L. Humphrey  (patrick@is.rice.edu)  Rice Networking & Computing Systems
     +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 776-1541 at home. 667-6554 at Palace Lanes. 
   (The Rice Job Line number that would have been here is deleted -- I don't 
    think we need anyone like Bruce working at the University this decade.)
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