HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Chicago is...
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Friday, 31 Jul 1992 13:24:40 EDT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

>#  Chicago is *not* my kind of town.  Doesn't feel like a city.  Speaking
>#  from experience.
>
>The cargo is hot, I kind of drown.  Mustn't peel Walter Mitty.  Spanking
>and aperients.

Where's Waldo and spot? I tend to drone. Wasn't free, falter prettily.
Slapping on appropriates.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Mario Cuomo on J Jackson
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 06:49:08 GMT

I draw your attention to the fact that the above responses are far from
Bizarre [tm]. 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: one line bio
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 06:00:04 GMT

pat finerty writes:
>Sho Kuwamoto writes:
>>Brewmeister writes:
>>>C J Silverio writes:
>>>>cj cannot find a record store that has not sold out
>>>>of the new Eno single.
>>>SO?  You think you got problems?  Try and find something by Jello Biafra 
>>>sometime.  If you do find Eno, and you're dumb enough to spend money on 
>>>it, then I'll sell you a tape of me traumatizing my girlfriend's cat.  
>>>It's better.  Trust me.

I laughed, I cried, I put you in my kill file.  Actually, this isn't true.
Everyone is entitled to a feeb post occasionally.  I wait until I read 
several of you posts before deciding that, even in the most boring moments
of my life, I would rather watch the stains grow on my tea cup than read
anything you have to say.

>> Please don't try to play musical one-upsmanship around
>> here.  You will lose.  Trust me.

Luckily, I read this before I posted the exact same thing.

>	sho, you will all lose.
>	trust me, i'm from *seattle*.

What exactly are you saying here?  Are you a totally useless feeb or 
do just appear to be a totally useless feeb?  Ooooh, seattle.  Lottsa 
long-lasting, talented acts come from there ... I'm mean there's ... 
and ... ehr, well, help me out guys.

Musical Advise for Pat:  if you think *seattle* is the musical mecca
of the US, then you have obviously not been to Boston or Philadelphia
or Nashville or Athens or NY or LA.

For God's sake, don't argue with me after all I'm from *Ft Lauderdale*.

And, dry those wet spots behind your ears....
--
kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.nude,soc.singles,soc.couples
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: A survey
Followup-To: alt.sex
Organization: t.b
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 16:23:13 GMT

mborgerding@desire.wright.edu writes:
> TWIMC,
> 	I was wondering a few things about the *average* person's sex life.
> Please take the time to fill out this survey, please try to be truthful.

     Fuck off, geek.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Naked City Water Usage
Date: 22 Jul 92 02:55:52 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats

In article <1992Jul21.143812.11238@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
>"so you have to decide what's more important: the drought or a close shave?"

"So is it this week that we flush the toilet, or next?"

They haven't been able to scare up a drought in Massachusetts, so they're
charging homeowners $10 a gallon instead.  Or so it seems.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: chrisl@sybase.com (Christian Lipski)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: open letter to Roger David Carasso
Date: 29 Jul 92 20:10:47 GMT
Organization: Sybase, Inc.

In article <55275@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry Jewell) writes:
>In article <7927@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
>>
>>Think globally, act locally.
>>Put him in your killfile.
>>
>Jeez! A CLUE!
>'bout time.

Cut it out, Roger.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: ee448mwj@iitmax.iit.edu (mark j)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Illinois Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 05:04:58 GMT

In article <28dmd!g.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane) writes:
>
>just to get the fire going for this new group:
>
>
>	Clinton is a homo.
>_________________________________________________________________
>Bob D. Crane

This is much like the Bush campaign: put down the other guy.  The comment
should have been posted to alt.politics.clinton but I don't think it needs
any help to get going.  Let me give it a try:

	Bush is a lying wimp with an ugly wife and a goofy smile.

Yes, much more on target :->  

-- 
 
Mark W. Johnson
ee448mwj@iitmax.iit.edu
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toast
Keywords: M M M M M
Date: 28 Jul 92 21:20:18 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade,misc.test
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Blair P. Houghton writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmalade.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmoreal.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mont Martre.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Monroe Doctrine.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maroney Award.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mutlu Prize.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>Maltese Falcon.
)>>>>>>>>>>>Malpighian corpuscle.
)>>>>>>>>>>Manon of the Spring.
)>>>>>>>>>Man of War.
)>>>>>>>>Mather, Cotton.
)>>>>>>>Mann Act.
)>>>>>>Menarche.
)>>>>>Manny, Moe, and Jack
)>>>>M3 Money Supply.
)>>>Morgan le Fay
)>>Megalomania.
)>Mea culpa.
)Mezzanine Loge.
Mezzo-soprano.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose
From: sam@rmtc.Central.Sun.COM (Sam Falkner)
Subject: Re: summer reruns (i)
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 23:47:24 GMT

[poem deleted]

``analysis, mr. spock?''

``bad poetry.''

- sam

So LEAVE here Now, or Meet your Eeeennnndddd...
From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: actor-based languages
Date: 28 Jul 92 19:07:09 GMT
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
Our own Roger points out:
|IN COMP.AI davids@eng.auburn.edu writes:
|)Can anyone provide a list of actor-based languages? I've got good
|)sources on the conceptual basis, but I need details about specific
|)languages. 

Languages to avoid include stallone, schwartzenneger (known
better by its nickname, "arnie"), and dukewayne, which are
insufficiently expressive.  Most non-robotics applications
demand more than the series of grunts these languages produce.

Freshman programmers tend to be excited initially over languages
like traci and sherileefenn, but their excitement wanes when they
find their needs growing to programs that need to run for longer
than 20 minutes.  Intermediate programmers are often satisfied
by middle-range languages, like redford, mgibson, whurt, or
jonathanprice.  When matched with a good compiler system,
such as the soderburgh or lynch systems, these languages can
meet most of your programming needs.

The serious programmer is probably better off with olivier,
jeremyirons, jfoster, redgrave, or sarandon.  These languages 
are expressive, versatile, and extensible.  They are 
object-oriented only when it suits the need of the scene.  
They rise to meet any coding challenge, and consistently 
produce award-winning applications.

---
c j silverio
i'm sorry it was so obvious
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From: bufalini@near.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex.carasso,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.gooley,alt.slack,alt.flame
Subject: Re: CREATION OF ALT.NEWBIE
Date: 24 Jul 92 03:34:50 GMT
Reply-To: bufalini@near.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini)
Followup-To: alt.flame,talk.bizarre,psu.test,k12.chat.elementary,misc.test
Organization: Pep$i $tate Univer$ity
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In article <1992Jul24.030252.4427@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>, bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
>In article <1992Jul23.115811.17175@vpnet.chi.il.us> lisbon@vpnet.chi.il.us (Gerry Swetsky) writes(to rpwhite):
>>
>>    Obviously reading isn't one of your strong points.
>
>
>
>It appears that reading the newsgroups line is not one of yours.

It appears that Mr. Swetsky's statement is quite true about you, Mr. Bur, for
you are an illiterate.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zink@panix.com (The Dead Man)
Subject: Re: America The Beautiful Part II
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 01:16:16 GMT
Organization: Poopers of Wisdom
Keywords: HARDCANDY

In article <1992Jul16.210838.14614@rice.edu> andsol@is.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg) writes:
>SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA
[Incredibly long spiel about Ronald MacDonald]

I hope everybody realizes that the August 1992 issue of Omni features an
interview with Ronald's wife.

You, too, could know the truth.
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 16:32:39 EDT
From: <LXS117@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: What pisses me off.

Only once in my long life have I been pissed
off.  It was in the spring and I was camping-
I love observing the wee critters romping
about in nature's playground.  I was having
a splendid time under a big old larch, and I
drifted off to sleep...
   In my dreams I thought of long grain wild
rice....mmmmmmmm.....sooooo crunchy.....
   Then I woke up, and much to my chagrin I
was crunching on a mouthful of earwigs.
   At first, I was repulsed....but then delighted
by the crisp, playful taste of the little crawlies...


   .....and I wasn't pissed anymore!

                             A pleased connoisseur...
                      Lloyd Xavier Schickelgruber, esquire.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jogulin@camelot.fia.dmg.ml.com (Joseph Ogulin)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: The Rift from Here to There
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 13:59:04 GMT

In article <15388@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu>, peerson@neyman.ucdavis.edu (Jan Peerson) writes:
|> In article <28dmd!g.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane) writes:
|> >	Clinton is a homo.
|> . . . sapiens.

Really?  Has he thought about what to do with the 4 civilians who will lose
their jobs for every active duty person cut from the military?  Has he though
about the large number of people from the insurance industry who will lose
their jobs if we go to a national health care system?  Has he thought about how
much Brazil and the other nations at the Ecological Summit would have written
their blank check for had Bush agreed to sign (read: get the senate to ratify)
any of the treaties?

Homo sapien means "thinking man."  No politician fits that category, and
Clinton is quite the politician.

-- 
==> "You never f**king know the answer when it's important." --The Doctor <==
Joe Ogulin

jogulin@camelot.fia.dmg.ml.com		joe@monroe.pilot.dmg.ml.com
jogulin@apollo.stevens-tech.edu		gcs_jogulin@stevens.bitnet

Disclaimer:  The above article is solely my opinion and does not necessar-
ily reflect that of my employer.  The content is my responsibility alone.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.waves,alt.gopher
From: ccksb@trentu.ca (Ken Brown)
Subject: Re: Praying in Space 
Organization: Trent University, Ontario
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 13:43:58 GMT

Perhaps the "Praying in Space" discussion could be taken off the
alt.gopher group?

Just a suggestion...
-- 
====================================================================
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Trent University Computer Services                fax: (705)748-1246
Peterborough, Ontario, Canada K9J 7B      internet: kbrown@trentu.ca
From: rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CREATION OF ALT.NEWBIE
Date: 24 Jul 92 17:39:12 GMT
Organization: Symbolics Institute

lisbon@vpnet.chi.il.us (Gerry "I HAVE A SMALL PENIS" Swetsky) writes:
)
)    Obviously reading isn't one of your strong points.  None of the
)    aforementioned newsgroups is listed in "newsgroups", which lists at
)    least 324 other alt groups.  Don't give me any crap.  You've
)    already poisoned the alt hierarchy with enough of it.

Obviously reading isn't one of your strong points.  Newbie.
And we give you crap, because you eat it up:

)Newsgroups: talk.bizarre, alt.config, alt.test, misc.test,
)	     alt.sex.carasso, alt.religion.kibology, alt.fan.gooley,
)	     alt.slack

hugs and kisses,

your mother.


-- 
_________________________________________________________________
Bob D. Crane
Research Programmer,			Programmer		
Blue Engineering Project		Project Soar6
Symbolic Institute			School of Computer Science
University of Illinois
	
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________

"The spear in the others heart is the spear in your own,
			you are he"   
	                     ---------  Attributed to Surak.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane)
Subject: BUSH
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 21:47:57 GMT
Organization: Symbolics Institute


just to get the fire going for this new group:


	Clinton is a homo.


.
-- 
_________________________________________________________________
Bob D. Crane
Research Programmer,			Programmer		
Blue Engineering Project		Project Soar6
Symbolic Institute			School of Computer Science
University of Illinois
	
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________

"The spear in the others heart is the spear in your own,
			you are he"   
	                     ---------  Attributed to Surak.




Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jake@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Joel Jacobson)
Subject: Re: It Finally Happened
Originator: jake@convex.csd.uwm.edu
Reply-To: jake@convex.csd.uwm.edu
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 15:25:49 GMT

waldbyjf@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU (The Automatic Waldby) spews:
> Yesterday, I snapped like a pencil.

somehow, the phrases "pencil neck geek" and "pencil dick" come to mind.

[walby's fantasy deleted]
 
> I woke up

damn.


jake "praying walby got TRAMPLED and KICKED and
      PUNCHED whilest searching for his glasses"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.british,alt.sex
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve "edified" Franklin)
Subject: Re: SEX
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 19:26:26 GMT

In <1992Jul27.181845.13105@udel.edu> lim@pecan.cns.udel.edu (Julie Lim) writes:

>	Try thinking of it this way: replace the image of "homosexual man"
>with a woman you wouldn't want to have sex with. Maybe she smells funny.
>Maybe her personality just clashes with yours. In any case, you wouldn't
>boink her if you were paid.

   This is a poor analogly I'm afraid Julie. There is no correlation
between an unattractive female and a homosexual male. Where one judgement
is based on habits and hygiene, the other is based on practices and 
preferences. Although I would probably respect the homosexual more
if the female "smelled funny" or such, I still can't be expected to 
cooperate sexually with any advances the homosexual might make for charity,
or for pleasure's sake...

steve

>-- 
>MUDname: Sidera           "...If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would
^^^^^^^^^Mudder? heh, that explains it... Don't ya just hate it when        ^
                                          you discover too late that your---|
                                          .sig is too damn long?
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: dong@oakhill.sps.mot.com (Don M. Gibson)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Motorola Inc., Austin, Texas
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 17:53:02 GMT

klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:

>chapman@cs.cornell.edu (Richard Chapman) writes:

>> Are we better off after 12 Republican years? Not in New England...

>But things are much better in Kennebunkport, ME than they were 12
>years ago.  That's what counts, right?

yea, but the Houstonian has declared bancrupcy and that is 
GHWB official home (for tax purposes that is).
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short shameless confession.
Date: 23 Jul 92 21:45:02 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.newbie,misc.test
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

I have bait out in over 10 newsfroups.
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What Pisses Me Off
Date: 27 Jul 92 13:43:38 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA
In-reply-to: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu's message of 24 Jul 92 17:53:45 GMT


In article <1992Jul24.175345.152@cs.ucla.edu> jperry (John Perry) should have written:

     I hate when people name their kids something that goes with their last name
     to make some stupid cutesy little expression.  For example, I once knew
     a woman named "Noel dave" (white Carasso).  When my next door neighbors
     the Snaps had a daughter (<-h00ters), my father kept trying to talk them into naming 
     her Ginger.  So I killed him.
From: jed@matilda.vut.edu.au (Jed Bowtell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ethical Question
Date: 21 Jul 92 10:03:31 GMT
Reply-To: jed@matilda.vut.edu.au (Jed Bowtell)
Organization: Victoria University of Technology, Melb, Australia

In article <91350@bu.edu> mwise@pub2.bu.edu (Matthew Wise) writes:
>In article <1992Jul20.052752.22932@matilda.vut.edu.au> jed@matilda.vut.edu.au (Jed Bowtell) writes:
>
>>Yeah good comment, just name all the junky US music and dont mention
>>all the great US artists like Velvet Underground, Neil Young, Van 
>>Halen, Hendrix.....
>
>....Big Star...

Im not sure whether that was a compliment or not?

Jed
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: andsol@is.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Subject: You Have New Instructions
Organization: Rice University
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 19:33:41 GMT

You have new instructions.

You will proceed as fast as possible, of course bearing in mind the national
and local speed restrictions, to your neighborhood video rental store.

You will acquire one (1) copy of the movie _The_President's_Analyst_, starring
James Coburn, and return to your place of residence, once again staying well
withing the speed limit.

You will place the video in your Machine of Tape Viewing and will fast-forward
it to the start of the feature.  Now stop the film.

You will now seek out and ingest as many controlled substances as possible.
DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP.

You will watch the movie.  At the completion of the movie, you will rewind
the tape and view it once more, refreshing your altered state if necessary.

You will rewind the tape again and return it to the place of purveyance
before late fees can be assessed.


DO NOT DEVIATE FROM THESE INSTRUCTIONS.  If you merely view the movie, you
will only find it mildly amusing.  The above directions are tailored to
evoke a particular effect that will propel your home-movie-viewing
experience into the realm of the bizarre.  You have your orders.

This post will self-destruct.
-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Bowling with Gaea
Date: 21 Jul 92 17:53:15 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@ai.gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.


From a local newsgroup:

>Newsgroups: gtel.personal
>Distribution: gtel
>Organization: GTE Laboratories
>
>An interest of mine is studying relationships between human performance 
>and meteorological & geophysical variables.  For example, I've recently
>examined the GTE Labs bowling scores (51 people, 29 weeks of data) for
>correlations with the planetary geomagnetic field, solar flux, and sunspot
>number.  (There are theoretical reasons for doing so.)
>
>The results showed significant correlations between performance and the 
>geomagnetic field. For men, the higher the geomagnetic field, 
>the higher the scores; women show the opposite effect.  The correlation  
>for men's scores is about .5, i.e., 25% of the score variance is 
>accounted for by changes in the planetary geomagnetic field!  (Similar
>relationships have been reported for other individual performance sports.)
>

[Author's name deleted for protection from the grasping claws of
talk.bizarre.]

Once again, that relationship is:

	MEN: higher geomagnetic field -->  higher bowling scores
	WOMEN: higher geomagnetic field --> lower bowling scores

GTE Labs is located in Waltham, MA (42d 22' 35" N, 71d 14' 10" W).
Correct for your own location.  

-Tom
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey)
Subject: Memory problem                          
Cc: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 20:24:06 +0000


I can't remember what I wanted to, er, what was it, oh damn! Something to do
with geese?



dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk     |     Earwigs are not the only fruit
CompuServe 70374,1403            |     M-O-O-N that spells Norman
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.slack
From: merlyn@digibd.com (Merlyn LeRoy)
Subject: Re: Dr. bronner's medical advice and love poetry
Organization: DigiBoard Incorporated, Eden Prairie, MN
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 20:14:22 GMT

kenj@kambo.corp.sgi.com (Ken ``Blackfur'' Jones) writes:
>ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (AjD) writes:
>>"12th FROM DR. BRONNER'S PEPPERMINT OIL SOAP LABELS

>>"12th: Essene Birth-Controls prevent unraised-unemployable 
>>Birth! Instead, God's Law prevents conception 100% below pH3. 
>>Essenes 400 years used rosehips, pH2. Absolute clean, apply 
>>vaseline-oil-butter or cream. Insert tsp. juicy lemon pulp, 
>>pH2. Next day douche with quart soapy water, pH8, restoring pH5 
>>balance God-made!

-->
|  >Dilute!  Dilute!  OK!
|
--Keep Out of Eye!

---
Merlyn LeRoy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton