HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short, shameful confession
Date: 9 Nov 92 17:10:19 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: The Really Useless Computer Company


I wanted to post a Job Wanted advertisement, but I couldn't think of
anything I was good at doing to put in it. 

thoughtlessly, Ken Johnson


-- 
                                  //// Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
Don't get off while it's moving. ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
                                ////                  E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
                               ////       Phone 031-650 2756  Fax 031-650 6513
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Fan of the Efts")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: How is the Net financed and what does it cost?
Date: 12 Nov 92 17:48:43 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP's message of 11 Nov 92 02:05:38 GMT

In article <4JV2TB6w165w@mertwig.UUCP> xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker) writes:
>   The 14 year old net.comm.genius. | Disclaimer: I don't know COBOL.

Ten bucks to the first person to get this guy to post to misc.test.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: test
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 03:13:30 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Nov9.183130.17617@bmw.mayo.edu>
           kaskubar@kirby.mayo.edu (Bruce Kaskubar) writes:
>Just testing to see if I could get here.

You're not here.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: bathrooms 2
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 18:32:26 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <1992Nov10.203750.18029@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> <josh.721431539@mowgli>
  <s7145ss@zola.esd.sgi.com> <aslakson.721461337@pico>
  <9211111334.39@rmkhome.UUCP>

Rick Kelly writes:
: When I ride in an elevator, I usually position myself so that I can read the
: date on the inspection certificate.  If the date isn't in the current decade,
: then I think about how many strands might be left in the cable.

When I ride in an elevator (a lift) that's crowded, I position
myself with my back to the door, facing everyone. Then I announce
in a loud voice
"Now, the reason I called this meeting..."
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Queuing Theory With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: On the killing of your soon gone president
Keywords: plutonium, quagmire, diligent, vaginitis, ludwig, flense
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 18:13:59 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.155623.24974@gagme.chi.il.us> pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader) writes:
>L. Stewart writes:
>>on the other hand if the ss busts pjf then t.b can campaign for 
>>his freedom and wear nifty buttons and shit
>I think not. They can have Mr. "Big Daddy Hate Box." The more cattle
>prods, thumbscrews, Shiny Aluminum Baseball Bats (Hi Grendel!), and 
>reruns of "Upstairs, Downstairs", the better. PV
>-- 
>Paul Vader           Systems Analyst, TINC consultant, Rollerblader,
>pv@gagme.chi.il.us   ex-Zen poet, FOAF, and bleeding-heart liberal

Okay, I'll go along with that. Can we get gifs though?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Gloat
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 13:58:56 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Nov9.154319.11088@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>In article <9211060901.30@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>
>>Actually, the "Will of the Electoral College" has spoken.
>>
>>He lost the popular vote.
>
>WRONG, CAVENEWT. Just because he did not get 50% of the popular vote does
>not mean he lost. Clinton received 5 MILLION more votes than his nearest
>competitor, George "Loser of the 90s" Bush. This is a win, not a loss.

I should have said:

He did not receive a majority of all the votes cast for president.  He received
43 % of the popular vote, so he did not get a mandate from the people.

This isn't important now.  What is important, is what he does in the next four
years.

It is a significant statistic.  Nixon didn't either in his second term.

>you sure you didnt let duh duhdson log onto your acct, there, rick?

No way.  I'd shoot him on sight.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re:  Advice for insomniacs
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 05:53:53 GMT

In article <grendel.03va@canetoad.UUCP> grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance) writes:
>
>A SCREAMING ORGASM

Is this one of the ingredients?

>3/4 ounce vodka
>3/4 ounce Irish cream liqueur
>3/4 ounce Kahlua
>3/4 ounce amaretto: Amaretto di Saronno
>ice
>cocktail shaker
>Old-Fashioned glass
>8" penis
>moderately tight vagina

Serves two.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The difference between men and women
Date: 11 Nov 1992 22:04:28 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Nov11.214801.6798@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
>If a man is shopping[*] for blue jeans, and one size is a little too tight
>and the next size up is a little too loose, he'll buy the bigger size.
>
>If a woman is shopping for blue jeans, and one size is a little too tight
>and the next size up is a little too loose, she'll buy the smaller size.

If a man is shopping for blue jeans, he will go to the store, try some blue
jeans on, find one that fits, take it to the }iclerk, purchase it, and go
home.

If a woman is shopping for blue jeans, she will try every pair on the store,
plus trying other things that aren't blue jeans, decide that she doesn't like
any of them and go home.  Then the next day she'll come in again and try them
on once more and buy one.  This will develop into an intense production and
result in her also purchasing half a dozen other unrelated articles of 
clothing.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Scabs on Cat, Please Advise
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 01:59:01 GMT

In article <sauron.721095682@femto.engr.mun.ca> sauron@femto.engr.mun.ca (Patrick Ryan) writes:
>I've been noticing scabs on my 2-year old, neutered male cat's back
>lately.  At first, I assumed they were from a run-in with another cat,
>but they've been getting worse.  Does anyone recognise this as something
>serious?  SHould I be running for a vet?

No, just make sure he's out from underneath the car before you drive off
to work next time.

mdw
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Personal Bests
Date: 10 Nov 1992 03:53:15 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Nov10.013534.23171@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>In article <BxH2FL.LLB@rice.edu> caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
>>
>>Most Deer in One Day: 4
>
>You must've been full!

No, he was empty.

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Gloat
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 17:10:21 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.022807.10818@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:

>Here is a still incomplete list of the wonderful people who contributed to the
>Gloat thread.  Thanks to Jeff(jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu) who compiled
>this list.  As you can see, there are quite a few 3x and 4x offenders.

As I said; probably the most successful newbie netting in history. 

Concerning repeat "offenders", however, the winner is:

>nau@ssesco.com (William Nau)

With six, count 'em, *SIX* separate postings.

We're proud of you....


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: poser@vxcrna.cern.ch (Till Poser  -  ZEUS OFFLINE)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I need a new dictionary (was Re: Haloween in Castro (S.F.))
Date: 5 Nov 92 20:52:00 GMT
Reply-To: poser@vxdsyc.desy.de
Organization: Deutsches Elektronen Synchrotron, Experiment ZEUS bei HERA

In article <1992Nov5.165142.28368@sni.ca>,
dave@snitor.sni.ca (Dave Till) writes in talk.bizarre:
> In article <6843@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>>rp -- BTW, I'll be there with my Jewish girlfriend, and to save you all
>>      the trouble of asking; YES! She does have big h00ters. I think the
>>      word is ZAFTIG, but then what do I know?
> 
> My dictionary does not have "zaftig" in it.  It does have
> "zaibatsu", which means almost the same thing.

Try "saftig" in any German-English dictionary. This word entered English
by way of Jiddish. It means, verbatim, "juicy". The usual connotations
apply.

> --Dave "I can't keep my eyes off her elite Japanese industrial families" Till
>   e-mail path:  dave@silver.sni.ca or dave@snitor.uucp

       Till Poser         Internet: poser@vxdsyc.desy.de
-F35- ZEUS DESY/Freiburg  Bitnet:   POSER@DESYVAX
bldg.1b-235, Notkestr.85  Hepnet:   VXDESY::POSER (13313::Poser)
   D-2000 Hamburg 52      Tel.: -49-40-8998-2004
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: one line bio
Date: 10 Nov 1992 22:58:02 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com

In article <9211101207.AA17116@prg.ox.ac.uk> gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold) writes:
>curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>(  In article <s21k3s0@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>(  >It's time for cj's bi-annual haircut.
>(  I know a fellow who does this.
>Ah.  I see what you mean.  I have (um) receded to annual haircuts.

1985.

				--Blair
				  "It reaches the middle of
				   my back, just like my penis."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: polychromatic ichor
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 03:26:15 GMT

In article <1dkkhdINN9aa@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>    "For the Pro Who Knows...
>   The UC1200S Color Crusader!
>A massive color hemorrhage! Imagine 1 billion colors at 1200 dpi!"
>
>AjD
>i did not buy one.

But, does it work in Canada?

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The difference between men and women
Date: 11 Nov 92 23:13:11 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month
Originator: gerald@gerald

ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:

>If a man is shopping[*] for blue jeans, and one size is a little too tight
>and the next size up is a little too loose, he'll buy the bigger size.
>
>If a woman is shopping for blue jeans, and one size is a little too tight
>and the next size up is a little too loose, she'll buy the smaller size.

If a man is shopping for a woman, and one size is a little too tight
and the next size up is a little too loose, he'll buy the smaller size.

If a woman is shopping[*] for a man, and one size is a little too tight
and the next size down is a little too loose, she'll buy the bigger size.

>[*] this has been observed to occur in nature, albeit infrequently

Gerald
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: 002519m@ace.acadiau.ca (KRISTIAN AARON MACCALL)
Subject: Questions only Canadians are dumb enough to ponder...
Organization: Acadia University
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 17:21:50 GMT

Okay, let's say that you still live at home (ie under your parents' 
rules...), and thet preach strongly against smoking.  But, let's say you 
smoke anyway.  Anyhow, one day, in a public place (I don't know, some 
building I guess...) and there is no smoking in the building except for a 
smoking lounge.  Obviously, you bolt off to the lounge.  So you're sitting 
there puffing away and who should enter this smoking area but... YOUR 
FATHER!  He doesn't see you, and much to your surprise he pulls out a 
cigarette (like I said, he STRONGLY preaches to you against smoking...and 
you know - or thought so - that he DOESN'T smoke - anyway, I digress...)
JUST before he lights up, he sees you.  Do you expect to catch shit for 
getting caught smoking or is he too embarrassed himself to the point where 
it will all blow over?
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Election 92: Confession and afterthoughts.
Date: 7 Nov 92 21:24:17 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

I did not write in Kibo for president as I had indicated I would do. I
did however write in Kibo for mayor of Monterey CA. This because the incumbent
ran unopposed and that smacks a little to much of totalitarianism for my
taste.
On the other hand, Montery is one of the few cities in Northern CA with
a budget surplus, no service cutbacks, and tax increases, so maybe he is
doing something right after all. Anyway, he was re-elected
overwhelmingly.

Likewise I did not vote for Bill Clinton. Instead I voted for Andre
Marrou. 

I would like to say in retrospect that, had I the prescience to
foresee the wailing and gnashing of teeth that Clinton's election
engendered in all the pink, whitebread, conservative, fundamentalists
in the military, I would have gladly cast my vote for him.

rp -- Mr. Hate & Discontent.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Subject: archy&mehitabel2
Summary: by don marquis
Organization: crystallized things
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 17:59:51 GMT

yes this is a totally unorginal posting
yet i felt that i had to share it with
you plural o denizens of talk dot bizarre

while browsing through my new copy of the
lives and times of
archy and mehitabel
i came upon the following
parenthesis its application to t dot b
is comma i trust comma
obvious close parenthesis


_takes talent_

there are two
kinds of human
beings in the world
so my observation 
has told me
namely and to wit
as follows
firstly
those who
even though they 
were to reveal
the secret of the universe
to you would fail
to impress you
with any sense 
of the importance
of the news
and secondly
those who could
communicate to you
that they had
just purchased
ten cents worth
of paper napkins
and make you
thrill and vibrate
with the intelligence
                      archy


--zvi
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: Fun in the electoral chair
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 17:59:11 GMT


In article <1992Nov5.042317.20353@yang.earlham.edu> davidv@yang.earlham.edu (Excitable Boy) writes:

	   I spent most of election day at the polls, as a pollbook holder- 
   the guy who asked you for your name and address and marked it off in a 


Is that like the same thing as a poll bearer?


jv <- "I'm just askin"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gothick@dcs.warwick.ac.uk (Matthew B. M. Gibson)
Subject: Re: "Name My Band"
Organization: Department of Computer Science, Warwick University, England
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 15:31:45 GMT

ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:


>The Natural Rock Formation

Fascinating Strata!

>Pirate Hook and the Lawnmowers

>James Heriot and the Cattle



>-- 
>                                  //// Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
>Don't get off while it's moving. ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
>                                ////                  E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
>                               ////       Phone 031-650 2756  Fax 031-650 6513
-- 
 Matthew B. M. Gibson:
 gothick@dcs.warwick.ac.uk - mgibson@nyx.cs.du.edu -  csudo@csv.warwick.ac.uk
 "Great.  I'm a million miles from home, about to be killed, with a 
  gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax"
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:37023 alt.cesium:240 alt.non.sequitur:617
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cesium,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: My Favorite Molecule (or, Short Shameful Addiction)
Date: 6 Nov 1992 14:41:51 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Nov5.233737.13594@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>My favorite molcule:
>   C H  N O
>    8 10 4 2

Hey?  What's this doing in alt.cesium?  There's no cesium here.  Don't tell
me you're another one of those organic folks.  Yechh.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: AMAZING DISCOVERIES OF THE 20th CENTURY...
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 21:19:40 GMT

dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy) writes:

>Speaking of which....

>	According to a pet health-care book a friend of mine has, the
>correct way to get the water out of a drowning cat's lungs is to hold it
>by the back feet, swing it around in a large circle, and let centrifugal
>force do the rest.

Coincidentally, this method also works to get your cat to stop clawing
the furniture, climbing on the counter, meowing at your door at night,
or any other annoying little habit your cat might have.

Followups to rec.pets.cats.

-------------------------------------------------------
mark schnitzius           |  seeking songbook for the
schnitzi@eola.cs.ucf.edu  |  clash's "london calling".
univ. of central florida  |  does one even exist?
-------------------------------------------------------
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Date: 8 Nov 1992 06:31:56 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <1992Nov7.184919.16348@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
>I was really disappointed when no-one was raptured on October 28.
>I had been reminding everyone at work to be ready for it.

at least one co-worker stayed home on the 28th.

they were back the next evening, tho'.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
'i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell' -- mehitabel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL)
Subject: Excerpt From The Musical: _Valdez!_
Organization: Rice University
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 05:06:08 GMT

"Fish and Geese and Ducks will a-scurry,
 When I take you out in the slurry..."

--
HWRNMNBSOL
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: WHITE HOUSE HEAD IDENTIFIED
Followup-To: misc.test,rec.pets,misc.jobs.offered,talk.bizarre
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 21:58:22 GMT



WHITE HOUSE HEAD IDENTIFIED

WASHINGTON DC (UPS) The Secret Service today revealed the identity of
a head found at the White House as belonging to Patrick J Finerty, a
Biochem Grad student at the University of Utah.  Mr Finnerty's head
was found impaled on a pike in the East Lawn of the White House early
this morning.  The Secret Service declined to discuss details on the
case saying only "he had it coming to him."

  Bush officials said they had "no idea why such a thing would happen"
and were waiting for the results of the investigation.  After the head
is paraded down Pennsylvania Avenue on the back of a presidential limo
it will be put on display at the Smithsonian Museum of Modern Art.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: curtw@euler.jsc.nasa.gov (Curt Wiederhoeft)
Subject: Urinal spitting
Organization: Lockheed Engineering & Sciences, Co.
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:17:44 GMT

Excuse me, but could somebody in this forum please explain to me
the neurosis that forces some guys to spit in urinals before
getting around to "business?" Once at a baseball game, I noticed
a man instructing his three-year-old son on the proper procedure.
Didn't stick around for the inevitable "Why?" from the kid, but
now I wish I had...

Curt "man, this water's cold" Wiederhoeft
curtw@euler.jsc.nasa.gov
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Quatloos
Date: 9 Nov 92 03:34:20 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris


In article <BxF9C3.4I0@rice.edu>, caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
> Quatloos are dated.  They are also easy to forge, and are not competing well
> against the Yen.  In the closing days of the Third Reich, stamps for as many
> as five million Quatloos were issued.
> 
> My proposal:  The new unit of T.B. currency should be:
> 
> The 'Yarvin'.
> 
> --

Hear, hear. As any modern non-crank economist will tell you, the ideal
currency is something that has no intrinsic value of its own.

jkc (who got better grades in econ than in his major)
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:37160 alt.cesium:248 alt.non.sequitur:635
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cesium,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: My Favorite Molecule (or, Short Shameful Addiction)
Date: 7 Nov 1992 06:36:10 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>I already have a Merck index, and I don't want to buy a diuretic.

 kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov -- (@=t)
***************************************
   Merck's vulgar goal: to ding ass!
***************************************



-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: recycled rant
Date: 12 Nov 92 19:53:07 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742



[this was my reply to some email I received]

I'm still on the net, but at a different physical location, though
my virtual existence remains the same, that is, assuming that we
take the term "virtual existence" intensionally, because obviously
the extension of that concept, or predicate, would nullify my previous
statement, and then we can bring in Russell's paradox, which goes to
show you that Frege numbers are no good for counting up basketball
scores, and posting from machines named hydrox after watching an
episode of Beverly Hills 90210 (did I get the zip code right, any
of you who are not hormonally disadvantaged?) has something to do
with Tarskian hierarchies, anyway, everything I say is false, ergo,
I will fall into a Gap store and never be heard from again.



yong-mi
that is, if I follow Kripke's directions correctly
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