HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: uphrrmk@Msu.oscs.montana.edu (DEATH)
Subject: AQAAAAUUUUUGHGHGH!!!!!!
Reply-To: uphrrmk@Msu.oscs.montana.edu (DEATH)
Organization: Montana State University
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 20:03:41 GMT

I'm stuck in Montana, and I can't get out!!!!
  (Well, I suppose I could if I was really determined, and the mountains are
quite beautiful, really...)  This has nothing to do with ducks, I suppose, but 
I have to start somewhere.  I'm death, and I'm grumpy.  Boo.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Gyspy and Cj's protected list
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 13:46:20 GMT


Apparently, somewhere, there is written the Gyspy and CJ protected list.
On this list are people you must never flame, or even seem to be flaming,
or even treat them like they were t.b. readers instead of the gods CJ and
gypsy know them to be.

IF you do flame them, cj and gypsy will call you stupid, and point out
a physical description of the t.b. GOD/GODDESS you have insulted.

Here's an example:


In article <1992Sep14.221933.24778@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>In article <1992Sep14.125656.16090@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

>>
>>o well, all you fuckers from netcom are the same person, one entity,
>>carrasogooleyrcihhchaosjenine.
>
>congratulations, dootbrain.  you have just 
>insulted the most Fabulous Babe in t.b.  
>jenine is gorgeous, tall, and big enough
>to tear you limb from limb and then gnaw
>the flesh from your bones.  even His Royal
>Bigotry, roger carasso, was unable to make
>a dyke joke about her.  upon meeting her,
>men fall to their knees and praise god for
>allowing them a glimpse of such perfection.
>
>you just don't learn, do you?
>
>m
>
>perhaps we should create talk.bizarre.learning-disabled


1. WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER WHAT THIS PERSON LOOKS LIKE?!?!?

this is the same response i got from cj when i flamed Dave Hill.
I dont care what they look like; i post only in response to their t.b.
output.

cmon gypsy and cj, no ones immune here. I dont care if you think they
are a "well respected oldbie" (an oxymoron if Ive evr heard one). I 
mean, are these people too sensitive to speak up for themselves, so
you two speak for them?

I dont give a shit how many BOB's someones been to. I say WHAT HAVE YOU
DONE FOR ME LATELY? If someone posts shit, like Dave Hill did, they deserve
to be flamed.

I wasnt even insulting jenine, i was actually insulting roger by pointing
out how different genine's post was from most of what comes from netcom.
com, but i guess that was too subtle for gyspy to figure out. Ill be sure
to label it more clearly for you, gyspy, i know now that irony (prnounced
i-ron-nee) is a little too much for you.

sorry to rant so much, i just cant understand why cj and gyspy are so
protective of certain people. 

rob


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie,alt.fan.letterm
From: mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 16:09:34 GMT

patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:


>I think you ought to get a map before you go on this cross-country tour of
>revulsion -- the JSC is *in* Houston.  I spent enough time out in that part
>of town in the mid-'80s (thanks to a girlfriend who lived over there) to
>know where the "HOUSTON City Limit" signs are...

I have it all mapped out..I just ain't looking at it now..thanks
god for the AAA <grin>.
--
Marshal Perlman - Huntington Beach - California - USA - Earth - Milky Way 
                 Private Pilot - Airplane Single-Engine Land
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: Does Your Dog Extemporize?
Date: 13 Sep 92 21:07:44 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.
Keywords: woof.

A man walked into a bar with his dog, and told the bartender,
"I've got a talking dog. Normally, bartenders buy us a couple of
drinks when they hear that." The bartender replied, "Get the hell 
out of here! I don't have time for that sort of crap!" The man said,
"Wait, I'll prove it: Fido, what do people put on top of a house?"

The dog scratched behind his left ear, and said "Normally some
sort of composite shingle, but  in some areas cedar shakes are 
used, though they can be a fire hazard."

"Very good. Now, what is it called when a golfer hits his ball out
of bounds?"

The dog looked up from licking his testicles. "A horrible error, I 
would assume. I believe that if the ball is not found, a new one
is dropped, and a penalty stroke is taken."

"That's great! Now, the last one: Who was the greatest baseball
player of all time?"

The dog thought for a moment, and replied, "That's a pretty open
question. There have been some wonderful fielders, pitchers and
batters who have brought their own special magic to the game, but
I think the best all around player to capture the hearts of America
was George Herman "Babe" Ruth."

The bartender growled, leaped over the bar, and threw the man 
and his dog out into the street. Lying on the ground, the dog shook 
his head from side to side and said, "Do you think maybe I should 
have said DiMaggio?"

BENth
From: lefty@apple.com (Lefty)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I've committed mopery
Date: 5 Sep 92 00:44:51 GMT
Organization: Our Lady of Heavy Artillery

In article <1992Sep1.210505.8795@macc.wisc.edu>, heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu
(JOHN HEIM	) wrote:
> 
> I looked it up but, as I suspected, it's not in the dictionary.  $5 to 
> the first person (after me) to admit that they know what 'mopery' is.

Sigh.

All right.  I do, in fact, know what mopery is.  I have, in fact, committed
mopery.  Repeatedly.

Not lately.  But nonetheless...

--
Lefty (lefty@apple.com)
C:.M:.C:., D:.O:.D:.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Cry for Help
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 06:12:53 GMT

In article <1992Sep6.095458.15503@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael Rigler) writes:
>
>How much misery can a person contain before the 
> muscles contract the body into a fetal 
>   position?  Will the contraction 
>     stop there?  Or will it 
>       proceed until the 
>        bones split 
[etc]

i don't know.  just past the fetal 
position my heels keep getting tangled 
up in my earrings. 

nevertheless, pierce and i have been
experimenting.  we're wondering if
maybe he could curl up and crawl into
my womb and then i could follow him in.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 20:49:53 GMT

Michael Hunt (m_hunt@orange.syud.edu) writes:
: 
:  Aaron Humphrey <aaron@space.ualberta.ca> writes:
: 
: > It's been months since I read a drieux post all the way through.
: 
: Same here.  What is drieux' real name anyway?

I seem to recall that it's Andrew Hampe or something like that.  I was informed
of this fact when I was gloating over the fact that MJD's talk.bizarre stats
for some six-month period put me one post ahead of drieux.  Then I was told
that he also posted under other named, including his real one.

Gee--is your name really Mike Hunt?  Do you have a wife or sister named Helen?

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"What have I done to piss the gods off?"  ---Terence Trent D'Arby
Current Album--Pink Floyd:A Nice Pair
Current Read--John Updike:Rabbit, Run
From: dlee@usc.edu (ROGER DAVID CARASSO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: MOSAIC LAW
Date: 14 Sep 1992 22:21:49 -0700
Organization: ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu


MOSAIC LAW

...
Thou shall not murder.
...
Thou shall not steal.
...
Thou shall not mix teal with beige in vertically prominent patterns.
...


...talmudically carasso
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: dac as the messiah
Date: 6 Sep 1992 21:48:20 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, dac@prolix.apana.org.au (David Andrew Clayton) says:

>Dave Polewka would state:
>
>L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058
>****************************
>tit 1058 - i.e. cross waffle
>****************************
 was site of trifle, c. 1850
 ****************************
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Thanks CJ
Date: 9 Sep 92 05:11:23 GMT
Organization: Purdue University

CJ has volunteered to help me circumvent your killfiles
by posting my messages for me.

Thanks CJ!

ata boy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Question.
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 13:10:49 GMT

In article <6244@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>What was that address for Craig Shergold again?

Who is Craig Shergold?

M
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: Shameless birthday wish
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 06:36:12 GMT




...and for god's sake if anybody knows where
i can get an etymological dictionary, PLEASE
contact me, as i gave away mine years ago and
have been unable to replace it.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
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From: ccspjs@gdr.bath.ac.uk (Pete J Suters)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current,alt.jubjub
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Date: 8 Sep 92 12:45:19 GMT
Organization: Bath University Computing Services, UK

In article <427pb8q3@cck.coventry.ac.uk> aph016@cch.coventry.ac.uk (ozzy) writes:
>In article <1992Sep3.174321.15416@bnlux1.bnl.gov> schroede@bnlux1.bnl.gov (gary l. schroeder) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep2.005801.10161@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au> cweller@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Catherine Weller) writes:
>>>chenault@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Bill Chenault) writes:
>>
>>>>	Isn't it convenient for the guest actors that all the alien life
>>>>forms that have speaking roles (this excludes tribles, etc) are humanoid
>>>>with 1 mouth, two eyes, and a nose?  They also all have human hands.  Does
>>>>this mean that humanoid is the perfect life form, or is this just a nice
>>>>plot device, like Jorde's (sp?) shades/ visor?
>>
>
>I was led to believe that the humanoid form is one of the more adaptable
>forms that were around. I suppose you could philosophise the pros and cons
>of it, but I'm not.

  There is a theory to suggest that, had the dinosaurs survived, they
would have eventually evolved an intelligent humanoid form.  Who's
to say that, given similar conditions to Earth, that alien life
forms would have also developed into humanoids, although not          
necessarily mamalian humanoids.
  Or have I been watching too much "V" in the past ?  :-)


pete j suters ---- bath university ---- email: p.j.suters@uk.ac.swurcc 
 ___  ___    /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
|___)   |   /  "I've got this new girlfriend.  She's like a fine wine.
|       |  / She's covered in dust and lives in a cellar" -- A.Sayle 
     (_/  /=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A social lesson
Date: 8 Sep 92 15:05:16 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620


Two questions to silence your conversation partner:

Where did you go to school?

How old are you?

Reply "Hmmmmmm" to both answers, whatever they are.

Jason
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: What does this mean?  How many do we have left to go?
Date: 6 Sep 92 14:21:23 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Distribution: na
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: osa@orville.unh.edu's message of 4 Sep 92 23:41:03 GMT

In article <OSA.92Sep4184103@orville.unh.edu> osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:

> I noticed that talk.bizarre is up to article 20000.
> What does this mean?  How many do we have left to go?

As many as it takes, son, as many as it takes.

No one here -- not one of us -- goes home until we get it right.
No more holidays, no more vacations this year, severe cut-backs on sick days.

And I don't want to hear any more of L.Stewart's "Can I please get the
afternoon off because I was trying to make myself a yoghurt shake this morning
and I caught my fingers in the blender and they took me to the emergency room
to get stitches but the orderly mistook me for another patient and they did
some kind of experimental heart surgery on me that turned my left auricle into
a flow-thru tea bag that spurts blood so now I can't lift heavy boxes or make
impassioned speeches without my whole torso twisting and jerking clockwise,
and I'd like to get it checked out before I go to slam poetry tonight because
I'm going to recite my latest creation 'run-on deprecation' which gets me
really worked up and I don't want to be twisting and writhing on stage"
excuses.  Usenet management hasn't swallowed this once, and I'm tired of
bringing it up with them.

-Tom
genre slut
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: another top ten
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 18:06:29 GMT

Top Ten Favorite shows on Nickelodeon:

10. Car 54, Where Are You?
9.  Mister Ed
8.  Rugrats
7.  The Donna Reed Show
6.  Hey, Dude!
5.  The Patty Duke Show
4.  The Dick Van Dyke Show
3.  Clarissa Explains It All
2.  Ren and Stimpy

and, my all-time favorite Nick at Nite Show:

1.  Dragnet

-- 
, jja
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Subject: Sally Struthers Gets Cynical
Organization: Rice University
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 04:38:43 GMT

Hello.  Meet Roger.  Roger is only eight years old.

Roger lives with his father, mother, and little sister in a tiny, cramped
condominium on the banks of the Buffalo Bayou in Houston.  The entire family
lives in only ten rooms, which they are forced to share with their domestic
pets.  They live in perpetual squalor and filth, since the help only comes
in on Mondays.

Roger's father slaves away in a corporate boardroom, working as many as
forty hours a week, for a wage of approximately 90,000 American dollars.

That's just short of one million Bolivian sucres!

Roger's mother is forced to attend charity auctions and dog shows in the
blazing ninety-degree weather, and it is rare that her makeup does not
smear by the end of the long Texas days.  Her Cadillac has AC, but it
drips.

Roger's family must survive on the father's meager wages.  In a bad year,
when papa's stock portfolio plunges, Roger may be asked to do yardwork to
earn his measly $20-a-week allowance.  Imagine -- an eight-year-old boy,
toiling in the yard so that he can purchase the most urgently-needed
Nintendo equipment!

It's a thought that brings a tear to my eye. <sniff>

But now there is hope.  And that hope lies with you, the middle-class
working schlub.

For only sixty-seven dollars a day (pennies a second!) you can float a child's
boat, and keep him in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [tm] paraphernalia until
his CD comes due.  Your tiny contribution can make the difference in a young
bourgeoise youngster's life -- the difference between mild boredom, and mild
boredom with a slightly larger amount of STUFF.

For your tax-deductable contribution, you will receive:

        * A photo of your coddled stripling
        * A letter, printed on high-bond stationery, if he has the time
        * A 'I'm a Caring Sucker' button to proudly display for all to see
        * X-rays displaying the progressive onset of Roger's leukemia

You may choose a child from one of the following zones across the world:

      Upstate New York        The Hamptons         Arizona
      Boston                  Bimini               Hollywood
      French Riviera          Tokyo                Kokamo Beach
      Saudi Arabia            Crested Butte        Dade County *
     
         * temporarily unavailable

Please call now and place your order to sponsor a spoiled, insufferable 
tyke with no respect for the value of money.  Give all you want.  More 
would be better.

Remember, folks -- caring and sharing are two of humanity's best qualities.

Whining and pining are mine.........
-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: New from Mattel!
Date: 14 Sep 92 06:39:49 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet) writes:
|PAGAN BARBIE!
|Barbie's gone Wiccan!  Her new wardrobe is in Earth Tones!
|Ken is a warlock!  His new "Blue Star" (TM)
|wardrobe is loose and flowing!

You forgot:   NewAge Skippy!  She wears an amethyst
crystal and a velvet pouch for her rune stones.  Free
astrological horoscope maker on the back of every box.

AromaTherapy accessories available separately.
WindChimes and a miniature Tarot also available separately.
New for Ken: American Indian shaman outfit, with body
paint and drums.

(All packaging made from recycled paper.)

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: A social lesson
Organization: University of Central Florida, Orlando
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 14:56:27 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.160516.8740@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>
>Two questions to silence your conversation partner:
>
>Where did you go to school?
>
>How old are you?
>
>Reply "Hmmmmmm" to both answers, whatever they are.
>

Social lesson number two:

When asked

   Did you have a good weekend?

always reply

   I think so.

mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: Ketchup
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 06:46:36 GMT
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

dog in your anal cave (waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu) wrote:
: 
: When I was little, I asked my uncle how ketchup was made. He told me 
: "Fish blood". I believed this for the longest time.
: 
: Maybe that's what he really thought.
Fact: The name ketchup is derived from the Malaysian name for a
      delectable sauce made from fermented fish.  (If you've ever
      eaten Thai crispy noodles, that's the stuff.)  When and why
      tomatoes got into it I don't know.
Factoid: My brain is a goldmine of useless garbage.

  -- Clifton
--
Home: cliftonr@netcom.com     +1 808 521 9073
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"Whatever flames upon the night/Man's own resinous heart has fed." - W. B. Yeats
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29370 alt.sex:28712 alt.sex.bondage:17118 alt.politics.correct:5258
From: hasn@midway.uchicago.edu (Sheheryar Hasnain)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.politics.correct
Subject: Beating (was Re: RICHH)
Date: 8 Sep 92 18:47:46 GMT
Organization: University of Chicago

In article <79348@ut-emx.uucp>, zeus@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Mark Gansle) writes:
> 
> In article <1992Sep7.123753.26432@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>,
> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
> |>>In article <txmnqbb.richh@netcom.com>, richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
> |>
> |>>> (I paraphrase)
> |>>> 
> |>>> "Say what you want about the Nazis, no woman has ever had a fantasy about
> |>>> being tied up and beaten by a man dressed as a liberal."
> |>
> |>Say what you want about liberals, RICHH, few women allow men dressed as nazis
> |>to tie them up and beat them. Deal in reality, the liberal costume is working
> |>fine for me.......
>             
> But then again, who wants to date women who don't shave, wear tie-dyed
> shirts with no bra, and only eat granola and tofu?  Deal in humor, Rob. 
> Learn to laugh at yourself and maybe you finally will find a costume
> that works.  :)
> 
What is wrong with (dating) women who don't shave, wear tie-dyed
shirts with no bra, and only eat granola and tofu?  And why is
"humor" the excuse when women or minorities are bashed?
(...then again maybe I didn't get the joke!)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: talking to women
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 92 21:30:20 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <1992Sep4.202059.28303@cs.ucla.edu> jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) writes:
>gooley@netcom.com (Mark. "The Goolmeister" Gooley) writes:
>>
>>Wonder what Bonnie looks like?
>>
>
>  I'll post a GIF of her if you're really interested.  I've got 
>  Roger's old PC and he left a picture of Bonnie on it.
>
>			John
>
>-- 
>v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-
>    "Reality is a sandwich that I did not order."
>			       Zippy the Pinhead (for president)
>^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-


f jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu
[oahu.cs.ucla.edu] 
Login name: jperry                      In real life: John Perry
Directory: /u/gs2/jperry                Shell: /bin/csh
Last login Fri Sep  4 14:10 on ttyr7 from FOURIER.INFERENC
Mail last read Fri Sep  4 12:46:32 1992
No Plan.

HAW, HAW!

I GET IT!!!

JPERRY IS LETTING CARASSO USE HIS ACCOUNT AT UCLA!!!

I GET IT!!  JUST LIKE DAN QWAYLE LETTING BUSH HAVE SEX WITH MARILYN!!!

I GET IT!!!

Mark., ahem
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Subject: Re: wouldn't it...
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 02:54:46 GMT

In article <1992Sep10.092201.3263@sst.icl.co.uk> pete@sst.icl.co.uk (Pete Bevin) writes:
*Wouldn't it be good if pubic hair worked like velcro?  Women could have
*the soft, fluffy bit, and men could have the wiry stuff.  It would make
*being heterosexual so much more fun...

Except for that annoying ripping sound every time you finished having sex.


Mark "Doing obscene things with other velcroed objects" Lippert
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