From: whoever
Subject: Weekly Story of Mr. F
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 21:38:03 GMT

Brief intro: My name is F. Some people call me "Dirty old man" Some people call me "Wui Sor Lo"
             I am not a teenager. My daily language consisted of dirty (salt and wet) jokes and
             some f-words. I am single and am very lonely. Looking for some email pen-friend
             (preferably female, on second thought male will be OK, too).
 
             I currently living in Boston. I study Probability. I watch X-rated movies and I 
             happened to love music by Kenny G. Am I the author of Miss MIT ? What do you think ?
             That's exactly what I don't want to tell. I don't want to REVIEW( big word) my 
             identity.


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***12/6/1992 Read some big articles  by Jian Chen in schk. Why do I call it big ? Because I have
             to use  dictionaries about 300 times before I finished his articles (Nature of Demo)
             I use two dictionaries (one of them is Dictionary of Commonist Propaganda) Sorry
             I couldn't find the word Democracy.  However, there is a word "Democrazy" So, I
             assume Jien Chan made a typo ; It should be (Nature of Democrazy) Under the
             word Democrazy it has the following explanation: 
             
             Democrazy <n> 1. demo crazy
                           2. only demo
 
             Sorry, I guess my fellow netters waste too much time and bandwidth to argue on something
             which is demo crazy.
 
 
***12/7/1992 Got a call from my friend in Corner. Yea....yea..it's "Miss MIT" again. To all of the
             netters:
            
             Miss MIT is alive and well. She is going to live happily everafter with her prince.
 
             Thanks for your concern,
         
                     
             From someone who doesn't know Miss MIT.
 
 
***12/8/1992 Who is "Miss MIT" ? Seriously, I don't know. There is only a "Miss HK in MIT" or "Someone
             who looks better than Lee Ka Yun" in the original article by Mr. X. Ahhh....maybe "Miss MIT" 
             is a female alien. Yes, it must be. I remember alf(Alien Live Form) said that he (I assume 
             it's a male alien) knows "Miss MIT" personally. 
 
 
***12/9/1992 Can we judge CCP based on the bad side only ? No, definitely not. We should never judge
             CCP only based on it's bad side. We should also look at the worse side and THE WORST side
             too. (Silly question !! Deserve silly answer)
 
 
***12/10/1992 chen@caen.engin.umich.edu (Jian Chen) writes:
              > I would like to tell openly that I am proud to receive the honor of Chinese running
              > dog and I will consider it is the highest honor I receive in my life.
              
              I am pround to announce that Mr. Jian Chen get his wish today. He has attain his highest
              honor to be a Chinese dog. Man, I should send his message to National Enquirer.
              Title:"Man wants to become a dog"
 
 
***12/11/1992 What do I think of Chris Patten ? He is a man. He is British. He is a politician.
              He is not a dog. He is not a Chinese dog. He is not a Chinese running dog. 
             
 
 
***12/12/1992 Damn!!!! I have a dream yesterday night. A Chinese running dog is running wild in my
              computer.  Please, would you guy please don't put Chinese Running Dog in the subject, 
              please ?