HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 15:12:15 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.023343.18008@uunet.uu.net> ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) writes:
>YoDude lies like a rug:
>>>Ok, boss.  I'll get right on it!  ;-)

Well, I wouldn't say LIED, maybe suffered a major brain fart...

>>>Christy
>
>False!  I have a sexretary, temporarily, which I share with Blade.  She's
>only our sec through the Chat, at least as I understand it...  Her OFFICIAL
>capacity is "Secretary to Chat Hosts".  I *AM* a secretary as well, to the
>Prez of the RFA (tip o' the hat to Lis).  I think these cancel out.  I have
>no PR agent, though I was (for a short period of time) Rip's PR agent.
>So, Christy, wanna be my PR agent? =)
>

Sorry, I must humbly beg your forgiveness.  I THOUGHT you had a PR agent, but
I was mistaken.  You D, however, have a LusciousBabe in Seattle...

>>ANOTHER babe?  I don't even have ONE secretary.  I only PAY yours...
>>Christy, if you REALLY want to be a secretary, don't load down Ender, he
>>has enough women to deal with.  I do have need of a publicity secretary 
>
>HA!  (that's all I'll say)

What, I didn't see anything funny about it.

>>here...  And you don't even have to type!!!
>>
>- ender
>

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
and Official Green Light Spotter for the Secretary
to the President of the RFA.
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
From: RJD118@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: I hereby Issue my challenges!
Date: 10 Apr 92 19:05:48 GMT
 <92100.134649RJD118@psuvm.psu.edu> <1992Apr9.204407.1523@uunet.uu.net>
 <1992Apr9.214048.26644@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>
 <92101.120227RJD118@psuvm.psu.edu>
Organization: Penn State University

Rogue...I would gladly take you as my second...my third, too!!!!
We'll get those bloodthirsty bastards....I know we will!!!!! :)
And I am glad you fight dirty...no room for the spotlessly clean on the
field of battle, y'know!!!
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I_________________________I         Redneck!    The Official Lumberjack
I\***********************/I                     and Woodgatherer of the
                                                          RFA
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Subject: Re: Yes, another new "face"...
Keywords: newbie
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 21:03:02 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.040609.10811@apollo.hp.com> pjd@hpespjd.fc.hp.com (Paul Dorweiler) writes:
>
>> We're anxiously awaiting it!!  *holds a banana cream pie behind his back
>> NotSoInnocnetly*
>> 
>> >
>> >...now back to your "normal" ARC banter...
>> 
>> Cool!  *smack*  You look good in banana cream!
>> 8-)  
>
>*Dohram wipes pie off his face*
>
>"An interesting way to greet newcomers -- although might I suggest that next
> time you offer the food instead of creating a projectile of it?"

Oh, that's not nearly as fun.  Besides, we have regular FoodFights here in
ARC, and you're bound (ooo, bindage!!) to get pelted with food sooner or later
so we might as well get it out of the way now!!!

>
>"Here, try some of this..."
>
>*Dohram opens a can of blueberry yogurt and offers it to Yoda*

YUMMM!  Thanks!!  Again, welcome (no food flinging this time!  Hey, Julie!
This guy's cool.  Dust 'im!

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wednesday, 8 Apr 1992 10:41:48 EDT
From: <RJD118@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: I hereby Issue my challenges!

BeachChat....Sunday morning, immediately following Lee's duel....
Redneck, wearing Cowboy hat, Jean-jacket, and boots....
He crosses a small strecth of cleared beach to confront....
BladeClone#1 a.k.a. Andy Crerar....choose your weapons, suh!
Upon the defeat of the BladeClone#1, Redneck returns to his side
of the cleared space...and prepares to face...
Snoopy a.k.a. Paul Norris...Blancmanges? "I have neither seen nor heard
of such an item, suh. Yet the choice of weapons is yours...."
Wearily, Redneck prepares himself for what is deemed his most difficult
battle yet....
Blade...he who claims to be inexperienced, yet has proven himself a true
warrior...Bring your weapons, suh! I shall await our battle.

And remember...I am an unknown. You do not know what _I_ am capable of...
Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...<gasp, wheeze...catches
a breath..>..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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I_________________________I         Redneck!    The Official Lumberjack
I\***********************/I                     and Woodgatherer of the
                                                          RFA
                                                BeachChat TripleDueller!!
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From: SAB09@Zeus.unomaha.edu (Hot Di)
Subject: Feelin' sorry for myself....
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 18:32:03 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.11


:)
Thanks for all the hugs!
Whether you have someone, or you have someone and you can't be with
them, or you don't have someone at all, we're all in the same boat.
Love and patience to everyone!

Feeling much better,
HD

"I know you're out there somewhere...."
From: GMEAD@CERNVM.BITNET (Geoff Mead)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Er.. Hello!?
Date: 16 Apr 92 19:58:26 GMT
X-Unparsable-Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 20:50:55 SET

[not content with covering me in blueberry pie (yes, it does stain very
badly), Jamie attacks again - he should know better by now...]

yuk! i got cleaned up as well. thanks a lot - oh and look behind you!

[foolishly he does so (he really should know better), and a JamFilledCroissant
hits him in the back of the neck *SPLAT*. turning round in surprise, *SPLAT*
and it's goodbye face!]

erm... i have a feeling i might regret that - oh well, that's life.

BTW, does that turn "Jamie" into "Jammy"? :) (just a matter of pronunciation)

[this looks like a good time to exit rapidly... but Geoff isn't quick enough,
and yes, he regrets his counter-attack]

Geoff
err... okay then, but it wasn't worth the effort...

----------
Geoff Mead
<gmead@cernvm.cern.ch> or <gmead@cernvm.bitnet>
"Talent just defines what you do, it doesn't define what you are"
                                                           -Pratchett

"Whatever you do, ... do it with style" -F.Mercury (RIP 24/11/91)
CERN, Geneva, Switzerland
From: wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (DARK_KNIGHT)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Naked Lunch
Date: 14 Apr 92 20:14:09 GMT
Reply-To: wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
Organization: California State University, Chico

In article <w!yjttg.cowpatti@netcom.com>, cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony) writes:
>In article <1992Apr13.213104.29641@csd.brispoly.ac.uk> m_twist@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (SALCAD... Bard God of Love) writes:
>>>and clare comes in for the killer tickling attack....nah I can't write
>>>that, sorry it's just not the sort of thing I can say in public...
>>******************************************
>>Is this a private match of can anyone join in............
>>Mike.
>
>Hmmmm....sounds like Mikie wants to tickle the Naked Dumb Knight too...
>
>Which part do YOU want to tickle, Mikie?  :-)
>
As CowPatti is discussing various topics...(feathers and fish scales
with Blade...tickling parts with Mike, etc.) Dark Knight gathers 
his strength.  As she turns back to him, he leaps off the floor and
....RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP...CowPatti's clothes disappear.

"Turnabout is fair play", says Dark Knight.

CowPatti glares at him and steps toward him.  He looks at the ARC
group slowly gathering around and with a resigned look says
"Oh S**T!!!!!  What have I gotten myself into this time?"


D  A  R  K
         N         \\\\\___________________\
         I         /////                   /
         G            "Arrow of Chivalry"
         H            (like the Lone Rangers silver bullet)
         T
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: easmith@hemlock.cray.com (Eric Smith)
Subject: Re: Our ARCFamily
Originator: easmith@hemlock
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 8 Apr 92 14:28:13 CDT


In article <1992Apr8.174438.12539@sequent.com>, rip@sequent.com (Paul Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)) writes:
> In article <PRAUDA.92Apr7235814@dol-guldur.hut.fi> prauda@dol-guldur.hut.fi (Kristiina Prauda) writes:
>> On 6 Apr 92 20:36:52 GMT, easmith@hemlock.cray.com (Eric Smith) said:
>>
>> Well, it looks like we are a family.  All four (at last count) of us...Chris is
>> the youngest, right?  We'll have a bit of trouble getting together for family
>> dinner...Arizona State, Minnesota, Helsinki, Auckland.  The sun never sets on
>> our family!!!
>
>>Hey, I love that though! :-) Kinda lights your day, doesn't it?
>>
>>But anyway, yeah, now we're four. (And I feel we'll keep it at that,
>>at least when it comes to siblings...) Great! And if I didn't really say
>>it yet, welcome Chris! *hug*
>>
>>The Dalton Siblings of the net: one after another, and just as mean
>>(though probably about ten times as sharp as their combined IQ
>>- each one of us...). The mind boggles at the idea!
>>
>>So Chelle, Di and bros., beware! We're just beginning the havoc...
>>:-)
> 
> Hey Kris!  What are you trying to do?  Start a Family-Feud?  I dont'
> think we could handle the Truth or Consequences of something like
> that!  I could put us all in Jepordy!  To Tell the Truth, I would not
> look forward to it.  But if you Double Dare us, I don't think we could
> let it pass.  So, I guess what the $64000 Question is, is that what
> you really want?  Concentration real hard on that, and get back to me.

Da dee da da-da-da...Introducing the Dalton Family!  Chris, Clare, Kristi, and
Eric...ready for action!

And Introducing the Chelle family...Chelle, Di, and a bunch of others...let's
start, the FAAMILY FEEEUUUUDD!

(Now we just need Richard Dawson to come and kiss all the women...I'm sure we
could get someone to do that!)

-- 
Eric the Viking
Lil' Bro to Kristiina and Clare, Big Bro to Chris
Official Translator of the Romantic Fire Association
"Even English on this board needs translation, sometimes!"
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Monday, 6 Apr 1992 18:04:39 MST
From: <AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: I have a home!!! :-)

Hi all, and especially my newfound family *big hugs all around*.

I really wanted to post to say that if my messages seem a bit behind their
respective conversations, it's because my posts aren't getting through nearly
as quickly as they should :-(... oh well, hope it'll be back to normal soon.

Oh, and to my elder siblings... would you all mind dropping me emails so I
can get your addresses.  Thanx.

PS... oh yeah, and see?!  I already fixed the .sig (although I have to find
some way to trim it down a bit :-(... it's out of control)
---
"We're wounded by fear, injured in doubt.     *         *  Christopher Vacano
 I can lose myself... you I can't live        **       *   Industrial Design
    without...                               *****   **    Arizona State Univ
 And you keep me hanging on..."               **********   CAED, School of
                           -- U2                 ****        Design
  auchv@asuvm.inre.asu.edu                     ***** **
ARC: F1/2PBftSotRFAaOD/MCttRFA... Rogue         **       BOC-L: Way out West
BabyBro to Clare, Kristiina and Eric (t.V.)...     ...and of course to Guido
From: scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: TushRater
Date: 6 Apr 92 18:49:25 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.rq6flINN3mp
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: tornado.berkeley.edu

Lee queries:

Am I allowed to enter, or would that create a conflict of interest? :)

Since 'Chelle is the lone judge I believe she is the one that has to make
up the rules.


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Badger        "And even though I know just how very far apart we are
	       It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star
	       And when the night wind plays a lonesome lullaby
	       It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky."
	       Ronstadt & Ingram  "Somewhere out There"
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 09:14:04 -0500

picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)

>> 
>> Well, usually I just give them a big, sexy smile and a warm hug and a
>> soft, tender kiss.
>
>Sounds good so far.  :-)

It is...


>> 
>> THEN, I drop my pants.
>
>Ick!  What a horrible thought!  :-)

Depends on whose in the room!

>
>Awww!  Come on.  And here, I had my camera ready for the shots so that I could
>sell them to Playgirl and make lots of money.
>*Pout*

You would be very wealthy....;-)~   

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
				|
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

__________________________________________________________________________
From: ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Chocolate
Date: 9 Apr 92 23:05:51 GMT
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

LF asks:
> 
>Lis advises:
>>**Heh heh heh heh heh**    So remember, when in doubt....
>>		      YIELD !!!!         :-)~
> 
>You mean "FULL SPEED AHEAD", don't you?  8-)

And don't leave home without the DigitalDecisionGenerator.

Richard
Official RoadRunner of RFA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: 0770am01@uhdvx3.dt.uh.edu (AUCLAIR RICHARD)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41A   
Organization: University of Houston-Downtown
X-Lunar-Date: 2 days, 7 hours, 34 minutes since the first quarter of the moon
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 00:53:00 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.224133.22954@nic.umass.edu>, S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( ) writes...
>Well, at least the "new" part was right!
> 
>Hi everyone!  I'm new to this group.  Just thought I'd check it out and it
>seems pretty cool....So, do you have room for another new face??
> 
>Christy!

Hi, Christy!  If your face is half as cheery as your post is, then *I'll*
certainly welcome you.  Climb aboard!

Lightman over, but not out.		|Seeking the best in others,   |
					|we seek the best in ourselves.|
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Dark Knight Attacks
From: wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (DARK_KNIGHT)
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 15:21:14 GMT
Reply-To: wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
Organization: California State University, Chico

Having finally gotten over his discomfort, Dark Knight reaches down
and fashions a loincloth out of his discarded clothing.  Then he
<*sneak*>
          <*sneak*>
                    <*sneak*>
                              <*sneak*>
                                        up behind CowPatti and
<*TICKLE*> <*TICKLE*> <*TICKLE*> <*TICKLE*> causing her to fall to
the ground in a paroxysm of laughter.  This draws a crowd to
where she is and so Dark Knight
                                <*sneak*>
                                          <*sneak*>
                                                    <*sneak*>
<*sneak*> (hey...I went around a corner :-))
         up behind Clare and <*TICKLE*> <*TICKLE*> <*TICKLE*>
<*TICKLE*> causing her to fall down laughing.  Then he sights
in on the double targets of Lis and Mary.


D  A  R  K
         N         \\\\\___________________\
         I         /////                   /
         G            "Arrow of Chivalry"
         H            (like the Lone Rangers silver bullet)
         T
From: ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: An abduction.....
Date: 16 Apr 92 19:26:12 GMT
 <1992Apr15.070906.3644@pony.Ingres.COM><1992Apr15.171023.2509@wetware.com>
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

Catwoman sez:
> 
>Heh - could always get the folks who were putting the melted
>Erin back together (er - it WAS Erin who got melted and put back
>together somewhat "creatively", wasn't it?  Have to excuse this
>aging brain - it fails me at times...).
> 
>CatWoman

That would be my pleasure. Hey Jamie, you keep the SuperGlue(tm) handy?

Richard
Official RoadRunner of RFA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: TushContest
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 13:37:55 GMT

>Well, so far, we have two contestants...Yoda (Steve) and Steve
>Salter (who claims to be the TushKing??)...any more takers?  Come
>on fellas...can't let the Steve's take over here can you??  Blade,
>what about it...gonna compete?
>
>Mary
>One judge of the TushContest
>Sexretary to the Chats

Nah... I am too old and feeble for what will obviously
be a horribly grueling event...

I'll stick to the dueling and waterskiing...

Best looking contests are not really my style...
I am arrogantic, egotistical, tyrannical, but vain ? Nope...

I'll leave the shows to the Steve's and stay with the
old folks drinking vodka on the sidelines...

haahhahahahahahaha

Blade
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: TushContest
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 13:44:54 GMT

>>> Jamie replies:
>>>Hey, I'll throw my tush into (sorry) onto the ring (sorry) beach.
>>>Are young, firm, well sculpted tushes allowed?*very innocent smile*
>
>> Lis Drools:
>>Oooooooooooooooooooooo, Hubba Hubba Hubba !!   :-)~~
>
>>All Right Jamie!!   This is getting better and better
>>alllllllllll of the time!!  
>
>Well thank you Ma'am *wink*

You're welcome, Jamie!!   *hug*

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Mary Epperson)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Erin's Questions - GRW
Keywords: Kissing
Date: 15 Apr 92 22:17:06 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45650
Organization: Purdue University Statistics Department

In article <1992Apr15.154440.17452@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Steve Salter) writes:
>Mary, just *start* something....I'll finish it. *eviler grin*
>Steve

Start something?  Okay, Steven, you wanna start something....

Well, you pick the place, the time and start it (and who will you
start it with, Steve? hmmmm?), and just when
you *least* expect it, GEMR will come along and finish ya!! *Evil
laugh*

GEMR
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Walking behind someone
Date: 10 Apr 92 01:32:49
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu's message of 9 Apr 1992 18:02:12 GMT

Badger remembers:
>You guys were just using us...
>Using us for windbreaks.

<sniffle> Id dat zo? <cough sneeze> I gezz de wind up dere wuz kinduh
guzdy...ATISCHOO!!

LexicographicalFiend, Pundis Horrendis Aevi
  Official ReallyGrossDittyWriter of ARCland and DirtyMindedApe
  SecondBro to Rip, 'Chelle and HotDi, SpiritualBro to Lis
  'Chelle's Bouncer, Plucked From Retirement
  BackupLeatherGod and LexiTerminator
  GOGIL/DeepFUDJE's Second in Challenge II
From: mead@VXLIB.CERN.CH (I'm going slightly mad!)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: love...
Date: 8 Apr 92 20:15:01 GMT
Article-I.D.: dxmint.9204082015.AA05547

as i was sat at home alone on Saturday evening, i started thinking (always a
dangerous move), brain connected to arm, and i scribbled some stuff down. the
bit below is probably the best bit, which doesn't say much for the rest, but
anyway, i though you might find it interesting. feel free to flame me - i could
use the e-mail :)

love is a drug, a powerful potion,
like any other it plays with emotion.
drag you down to the depths, lift you high as a kite,
and you never recover try as you might.

[nb. i wouldn't have a clue about the so-called positive side of it]

like i say, not that good, but it sounded okay at the time.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 14:56:21 GMT

>The Good Romantic Witch waves her Golden Wand over Christy
>and suddenly she is showered with Golden Majique Romance Dust.

Boy, bet that makes a mess in all that Banana Cream...

hahahahahahahahah

Ever the irrepressible,
		Blade
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: get to the point
Date: 6 Apr 92 14:21:44 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

In article <1992Apr4.191528.28993@noao.edu> groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves ) writes:
>From article <dglue.702221420@sun23>, by dglue@autelca.ascom.ch (David Glue):
[poem(?) deleted]
>> 		    Dave "Boy" Glue.
>
>Oh, this poor innocent soul...  

Hmm,  didn't sound too "innocent" to me, Lee.

>Blade, Rip, Steve, AJ, Scott, Chris, Paul....  Should we incinerate
>this individual or provide an example of gentlemanly restraint and
>thus enlighten him as to the ways of ARC?  
>
>I'm taking votes...

Tie him up, glue him down (as previously suggested) then shine the light
of romance into his eyes and have the GRW reform him with a light sprinkle
of good ole Majique Romance Dust.

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle

==============================
All of the letters in all of the words
In all of the books all over the world
They're nothing but sounds vowels and nouns
For talking to strangers that's all they're worth
Words are unable to speak of love
Like a smile in a whisper does
Words are unable to speak of love
Like a smile in a whisper does
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: It's not his fault...yeah right.
Organization: OFSA
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 22:15:25 -0500

880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART) says:


>Well you see the great deity (OGRE) of the computer says that I cannot 
>change it due to some ubsurd thing called POLICY, now I have never met 

I've met POLICY...it's a big, ugly, multi-tentacled thingy with an
attitude.

>POLICY but if I ever do I'm gonna Whine...A Lot.

Ahhhhhhh, Now I know why you are the Whine Steward....hi pleased to
meet you, I'm the  OFSA...the Official Fireside Sex Advisor. Spiffy
title, huh? The Prez Herself announced it in a thoroughly embarassing
post. I guess all the Sexytaries voted or something...I was hoping for
the title of "TushKing" but they wanna have some lousy contest.
Sheesh, what these women will do to see flesh...*shaking head*

Steve
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat