From: Russell_Owsianski@mindlink.bc.ca (Russell Owsianski)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: David Simmons == net cop
Date: 13 Aug 92 05:37:14 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada


>I was flamed through email by a cantankerous idiot named David Simmons
>as a result of my posting to the "The last word!" thread.  Due to the
>insulting and argumentative style of his message, I assumed he was an
>alt.flame reader, so I flamed him back.  Well, Mr. Simmons is not a very
>accomplished flamer, and he soon resorted to name-calling and threatening
>to "take actions" against me.
>
>It turns out that "take actions" translated into calling SRI, asking for
>the head of security's email address, and sending him the juiciest parts
>of my flames, out of context, and without Mr. Simmons' own puerile attempts
>at vulgarity.
>
>Anyway, it turns out that he wasn't just acting like a bonehead, he really
>is one!  He was dead serious about putting me in my place for cross-posting
>inappropriately.  I had assumed that he just wanted to argue.



So lets see...   if we take the letters in 'David Simmons, net cop' and
rearrange them, what words can we make?

So far I've got; idiot, dim ass, vapid (!?)... too bad there isn't an 'h' in
there or we could spell EAT SHIT AND DIE COUGHING UP BLOOD YOU
GODDAMN GYPSY DILDO SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER!!! Oh well, maybe next time.


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                            SLACK OFF!

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        Oh! Did I say that? I'm sorry, I have Turett's Syndrome.



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