From: mcdougal@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jon . McDougal)
Newsgroups: alt.magick,alt.cyberpunk
Subject: Re: Help me to summon a demon! Now!
Summary: Ack! Look what arises!
Keywords: GAMING TOO MUCH
Date: 17 Apr 92 07:54:39 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

>	What about Tiamat or Marduk?  I'm sure they won't even bat an eye as
>they obliterate you from the face of the earth.  Now for the list:

    You need to cut back on the D&D, chuckles. Getting to your head.

>Minor Monsters:
>Byakhee, Deep Ones, Elder Things, Fire Vampires, Ghasts, Ghouls, Servants of
>Glaaki, Great Race of Yith, Gugs, Insects from Shaggai, Mi-Go, Moon Beasts,
>Nightgaunts, Sand Dwellers, Serpent People, and Shataks.

    Come on now, Chuck, do you have to name ALL the creatures from CoC?
Not like anyone wants to hear about these things on CYBERPUNK! Put it
where it belongs, if you would be so white.

>Moderate Monsters:
>Chtonians (immature), Dark Young of Shub-Niggurath, Dimensional Shamblers,
>Formless Spawn of Tsathoggua, Gnoph-Keh, Hunting Horrors, Lloigor, Servitors
>of the Outer Gods, Shoggoths, Star Vampires, and Beings from Xiclotl.
    Oh, lord. You're going to drag this out, aren't you? What? You have the
book right there in your lap? Chill with the game already....

>Chthonians (adult), Father Dagon/Mother Hydra, Dholes, Flying Polyps, Hounds of
>Tindalos, Lesser Other Gods, Star-Spawn of Cthulhu.
    More spewage from the Chuckmeister. Have you been like, waiting for a
post like this to come around, so you could flex your cranium? Get a life,
man, get a life!

>Great Old Ones:
>Atlach-Nacha, Cthugha, Cthulhu, Cyaegha, Ghatanothoa, Glaaki, Hastur, Ithaqua,
>Nyogtha, Shudde M'ell, Tsathoggua, Y'golonac, Yig, Zhar, and Zoth-Ommog.
>Outer Gods:
>Abhoth, Azathoth, Bast, Daoloth, Nodens, Nyarlathotep, Shub-Niggurath,
>and Yog-Sothoth.
    Hey, nimrod, got some news for you. Lovecraft would be rolling in his
grave if he knew you were ruining his creative genius with your childish
little prattling. Ever read his actual works, or do you just wank to the
jibberish in CoC? Humans don't call down Lovecraftian types, they call on
us! We are but pawns in their grand scheme and whisps in their simplest
dreams. If you're going to pretend you know something, do your homework,
get it down pat, and for God's sake, post it where it belongs (ie NOT ON
CYBERPUNK).


>Books to consult for summoning:
[deleted out of bordum nearing the limits of sanity]
    Some dweeze like you probably grew up and made movies like, The
Reanimator, From Beyond, and The Unnameable... perversions of the true
stories. If you had brain cell #1, you would know half of those books
you listed were the EXACT same thing, but in a different language. I'll
even stake a wager that you have your copy of The Necronomicon within
reach as you read this. Wake up, chimp! If you have any respect for
Lovecraft, stop ranting like a child who has discovered a new word...

>Cautions:  When summoning the Hounds of Tindalos, the note about acute angles
>should be noted well.  Also, be careful of Yog-Sothoth's touch, it may ruin
>your day.  Other than that, have some fun.  Go wild.
    Caution: When hammering nails, use a hammer, not your bleedin' head!
Sounds like your an arm chair summoner. It's dinks like you, who take
things to extremes, who give Lovecraftian mythos a foul stench. Next time,
my precambrian chum, post on the propper board, or go Email with your
'I play D&D and know everything' messages. Thanks, Chucko!

Threading the Eye,
               Jon
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