HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge)
Subject: Re: Allegheny Bashing
Organization: Paramax Systems Corporation, Paoli PA
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 18:47:00 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.165848.21121@pellns.alleged.u>, romingk@pell3l0.alleged.u 
Karl Rominger, who attends the Allegheny Middle School, writes (and I am
using the term loosely):

|> So you want to bash my college huh.  Well to hell with you then.  
|> This is a damn fine liberal arts college.  I choose it over many other 
|> "more prestigous" institutions.  
|> 
|> Since we will all be captains of industry some day I would think all of  
|> you out there would be better of being nice to us.  You may remember you  
|> when you come to sweep our floors.
|> 
|> Karl
|> romingk@alleged.u  It's my real name so don't wear it out.  And remember  
|> nasty response and email will be noted and stored for future refernce.   
|> Beware! 


  Karl, Allegheny College simply *can't* be any good if people with your 
  limited command of the English language are allowed to enroll.  QED


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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh)
Subject: Re: holiday in cambodia
Organization: University of Virginia Physics Department
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 20:11:52 GMT

Herbert Rutledge writes:

>In article <6084@sumax.seattleu.edu>, mjsimko@sumax.seattleu.edu 
>(Matthew Simko) writes:

>|>                         I would like to be the first kid on my block to
>|> organize a holiday gift drive for  our favorite soon to be ex VP......Dan
>|> Quayle. However, I have now idea what to get a man who might have had
>|> everything. I suggest that those of us loyal to the Dream That Might Have
>|> Been submit suggestion for gifts.

>   Here's something thoughtful, tasteful, and inexpensive.   Rhino Records
>   has just re-released, in time for the holiday season, "A Partridge
>   Family Album," with the entire P. Family singing all of your Christmas
>   favorites. 

Oh, jeez...oh, well, I guess I should have expected this after all those
Brady Family reunions.  Personally, I'd like to feed both of these "families"
to that tough warrior from "The Last of the Mohicans".

Anybody for the ultimate sequel?  "The Bradys and the Partridges Meet the
Huron War Party"? (Too bad we couldn't get the late Sam Peckinpah to direct!)

:-)

- Patrick Walsh
  University of Virginia Department of Physics
  pw@virginia.bitnet, pw@virginia.edu, pat@gomez.phys.virginia.edu
From: dh@fncrd6.fnal.gov (don husby)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Dan Quayle saved my life
Date: 19 Dec 1992 17:24:33 GMT
Organization: Fermilab
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: fncrd6.fnal.gov

  It was a dark and cold December night.  I was on my way to a
Christmas party when I saw him standing by the side of the road.
Tall.  Majestic.  At first I thought it was a Cristmas decoration, but
there was no sleigh.  I clicked on my bright lights and there, 
reflecting back were two eyes that stared at me like a demon from a 
four-year-long nightmare.
  That expression.  Uncanny.  I'd seen it somewhere before.  It was a 
look that warns: "I'm gonna do something stupid."  I slammed on my brakes
and swerved as he leapt across the road and into the woods.
  It was that look - a look that has become all too familiar - that 
gave me the extra second of response time that saved my life.
  Thanks, Dan.

--
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (REACH OUT AND GREP SOMEONE)
Subject: Re: A Real Quayle Question
Summary: More from Dano 
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: 
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 15 Dec 92 01:53:57 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.152331.29648@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh)    writes...
>eric smith writes:
>>egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy) writes:
>>>I wasn't aware Quayle even took the bar.  My impression was that he's
>>>been a professional politician all his life (i.e., no private industry
>>>experience, like what the Shurb was deriding all this year), at least
>>>after he got out of law school.
> 
>>No, he "worked" at his family's newspaper for a time.
>>Doing what, I have no idea.
> 
>I can think of a couple of possibilities:
> 
>1) You know how sometimes when you open up a newspaper, a long, thin (no
>   thicker than a 2 or 3 mm. or so) strip of newsprint, folded in the middle
>   like the pages themselves, will slip out?  I'll bet you thought this
>   resulted from the page cutting machine shaving the edge off a page.
>   Actually, every newspaper employs a person to make these shavings and
>   insert them into the paper and this was Dan's job.
> 
>2) Dan ran the machine that adds the "magic finger-smearing fluid" (you
>   probably didn't know about this either) to the ink.
> 
>Anybody else got any ideas?
>
3) Making coffee (of course).
4) Being the subject of the "Man on the street interviews."

>- Patrick Walsh
>  pw@virginia.bitnet, pw@virginia.edu, pat@gomez.phys.virginia.edu
From: jparker@boi.hp.com (Contract Richard H.)
Subject: Quayle for President -- 2002
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 22:46:06 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard / Boise, Idaho
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1.4 PL6]

Have you guys checked your math lately?

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Subject: Re: Did Dan Quayle go to Allegheny?
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 20:28:20 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.154315.22939@pellns.alleg.edu> luriem@alleg.edu The Liberalizer (Michael Lurie) writes:
>In article <15043.2b27ea7e@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu>  
>vancleef@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu writes:
>> 
>> I got 1280. 
>
>Great, I see you are now posting your SAT scores. For your info, I got  
>1280 too. 710 math, 570 verbal.

Oh me gawd!  This is, like, so much like Freshman Orientation, when
all of us had SOOO much to talk about, we'd tell each other, like, our
SAT scores!  Ain't it, like, SOOO cool?





_Home Alone 2_ has now grossed over $90 million.

	** Macaulay Culkin: HE MUST BE STOPPED !!!! **
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: erics@sco.COM (eric smith)
Subject: Re: A Real Quayle Question
Organization: The Santa Cruz Operation, Inc.
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 22:56:09 GMT


egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy) writes:

>madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann) writes:

>>A newly minted lawyer told me that Danoe failed the bar exam twice
>>in Indiana, and had to pass it in an "easier" state.  Is there any
>>truth to this rumor, and even if there isn't, shouldn't there be?

>I wasn't aware Quayle even took the bar.  My impression was that he's
>been a professional politician all his life (i.e., no private industry
>experience, like what the Shurb was deriding all this year), at least
>after he got out of law school.

No, he "worked" at his family's newspaper for a time.
Doing what, I have no idea.

-----
Eric Smith		|
erics@sco.com		| "Golf is key to understanding the Vice President"
erics@infoserv.com	|	 - close aide to Dan Quayle
CI$: 70262,3610		|
From: sdfncr@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Dr. Word)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Dumb Blonds
Date: 12 Dec 92 21:12:08 GMT
Reply-To: sdfncr@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology

2 new (for me) Quayle jokes.  The first is adapted from a blonde joke.

A few days ago, Dan was seen in his local supermarket in the frozen foods
section staring fixedly at a can of orange juice. The manager approached
him and asked him what he was doing.  He replied, "But look what it says
right here on the can.  Concentrate!"

On an interview show about cultural diversity, Dan was asked if he could
name two famous African -Americans.  He thought for a long time, then
said.  "Ok, one is Martin Luther King.  Give me a minute while I think of
a second one.....hmm...  oh, I know.  Malcolm the Tenth."
Susan Fischer
Rochester Institute of Technology
sdfncr@isc.rit.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: romingk@pell3l0.alleg.edu (Karl Rominger)
Subject: Re: Allegheny Bashing
Organization: Allegheny College
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 18:18:55 GMT

This is what I had meant to write.  I was rather in a hurry, so if you'll  
pardon my first post, this is how it should read.

In article <1992Dec16.165848.21121@pellns.alleg.edu>  
romingk@pell3l0.alleg.edu (Karl Rominger) writes:
> 
> So you want to bash my college huh.  Well to hell with you then.  
> This is a damn fine liberal arts college.  I chose it over many other 
> "more prestigous" institutions.  
> 
> Since we will all be captains of industry some day, I would think all of  
> you out there would be better off being nice to us.  We may remember you  
> when you come to sweep our floors.
> 
> Karl
> romingk@alleg.edu  It's my real name so don't wear it out.  And remember  
> nasty responses and email will be noted and stored for future refernce.   
> Beware!

P.S.  I think Dan is an OK guy.  After all I can't hold the potatoe  
incident against him.

Karl
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (REACH OUT AND GREP SOMEONE)
Subject: Re: Allegheny Bashing
Summary: Another one  
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: 
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 17 Dec 92 21:41:29 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.165848.21121@pellns.alleg.edu>, romingk@pell3l0.alleg.edu (Karl Rominger)   writes...
>So you want to bash my college huh.  Well to hell with you then.  
>This is a damn fine liberal arts college.  I choose it over many other 
>"more prestigous" institutions.  
>Since we will all be captains of industry some day I would think all of  
>you out there would be better of being nice to us.  You may remember you  
>when you come to sweep our floors.

Captains if industry can usually spell better than your school can.
> 
>Karl
>romingk@alleg.edu  It's my real name so don't wear it out.  And remember  
>nasty response and email will be noted and stored for future refernce.   
>Beware!

Christ! Why don't you just put "Please flame me" in your sig.

-Garrett
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: das@cix.compulink.co.uk (David Smith)
Subject: Re: View from the UK
Cc: das@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: das@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 17:38:00 +0000

erics@infoserv.com (Eric Smith) writes:
>Possibly even worse than no mention of British politics, there's no
>mention of Canadian politics either (not that they're more important
>than you, but they are our neighbors you know :-).

Well, we don't hear about Canada and we *own* it.
****Note: *massive* :-)

>> We did have a 24-year-old PM once, though...
>I would like to hear more about that! Who was he?

William Pitt, known as Pitt the Younger to distinguish him from his father,
also William Pitt ("Pitt the Elder") and also PM.

Potted biography:
1759-1806. Second son of Pitt the Elder. Entered parliament in 1781. Became
Shelburne's Chancellor of the Exchequer in 1782. Apparently turned down
premiership in early 1783 when still 23, but finally became the country's
16th PM on Dec 19, 1783 when aged 24yrs 205days.

Tory. Worked toward establishing free trade. Signed reciprocal trade
agreement with France. Instituted more equitable system of taxation,
leading to increased revenue and reduction in public debt. (Had deputy
named Gore? No. :-)

After the new French republic declared war in 1793, organised coalition
against them (again in 1798). British navy supreme, but coalition armies no
good on the continent.

His Irish policy led to the revolt of 1798, and the Act of Union in 1800.
When George III rejected Catholic emancipation in 1801, he resigned. He
returned to power in 1804, and formed another coalition against France
(Napoleon) in 1805 which was crushed at Austerlitz. He died shortly after.
Last words: "Oh, my country! How I leave my country!" (Ah, so *that's* the
link with this newsgroup :-)

He also holds the record as the longest-serving PM in history, at 17yrs
47days.

Hope that's of some help.

David Smith             | It's not my fault.
das@cix.compulink.co.uk | My encyclopaedia made me do it.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: mskucher@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Murray S. Kucherawy [MFCF])
Subject: Request: The Adventures of Dan Quayle
Organization: Math Faculty Computing Facility, University of Waterloo, Canada
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 18:55:39 GMT

Some time ago, an article showed up (here or rec.humor, I forget) which
gave an extension to /usr/games/fortune's fortune file containing famous
Dan Quayle stories and quotes.  If anyone has it kicking around still,
please drop me a note.

-- Murray S. Kucherawy --------------------+---------------------------------
University of Waterloo, Ontario, Canada       3B Mathematics/Computer Science
Internet: mskucherawy@<machine>.UWaterloo.ca  UUCP: uunet!watmath!mskucherawy
<machine> ::= {math|watdragon|watcgl|descartes|cayley|napier|cantor.math}
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey)
Subject: Re: meyerj responds to allegations
Summary: Say *what*?!?
Organization: Rice University
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 19:30:51 GMT

In article <1992Dec10.210329.22174@?I?hav.uucp> jagngtslve a prp (John Ganske) writes:
>avdhdhdziziz.ingr.com (Alain van der Heide) writes:
>
>>Several posts have already alluded to the shortcomingisdsfepresentatives
>>from your "institution" share.  Le.  Le.briefly re-iterate.  Viras yy every
>>poster makes egregious spelling errors, uses execu s syntax, and
>>demonstrates total nethe tce of logic.  When oen oeyou tries to insult
>>sto acce else in the group, they invariably resort to puerilu irases that the
>>rest of use left* cbehind in grammer school.
>
>Oooroaggy!  I had to break out the dhave vonary to understand that paragraph.
>But, as I heard (more or less) on Saturday Night Live: I'm just a simple
>software engineer, your academic world scares and confuses me. 
>Can we take tirectlyn?
>
>Thon to alt.fan.n.ned-u :) ?
>What's up with Danoe anyway?
>
>John John Jske
>Glad that these flamethrofully a have never (probably) heard of Mankato State
>(in Minnesota).
>#! rnews 2216
>x Gstratus.com!m2c!nic.umass.edu!noc.near.net!news.cenet!news.cene!uunet!gatech!pitt!geb
>From: geb@cs.pit

I'm not even gonna attempt to decipher this -- I'm less than three years
away from reaching 40, and I don't want to screw up now that I'm *that*
close...:-)

--PLH, pass the Tylenol, stat!

--
From: saxe@excalibur.cs.unc.edu (Eddie Saxe)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: The Liberalizer (sic) Read Please You'll be enlightened.
Summary: Yet another flame
Keywords: fnord
Date: 11 Dec 92 23:37:18 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

In article <1992Dec11.003258.7348@pellns.alleg.edu> luriem@alleg.edu The Liberalizer (Michael Lurie) writes:
>In article <1992Dec9.235244.25258@pony.Ingres.COM> garrett@Ingres.COM  
>(REACH OUT AND GREP SOMEONE) writes:
>> In article <1992Dec9.210810.1617@pellns.alleg.edu>, luriem@alleg.edu  
>(Michael Lurie) The Libera writes...
>> >In article <18144@borg.cs.unc.edu> saxe@excalibur.cs.unc.edu (Eddie  
>Saxe)  
>> >writes:
>> > 

[Note that none of my article was quoted]

>>             ?
>> Is this the real Micheal Lurie or his evil twin? I keep getting confused 
>> which one can't spell.			   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> -Garrett
>
>I hate to sink to your level, but you were using real bad english here,  
>Eddie.

Don't worry, pseudo-Mikey, you're nowhere even close to me.  For instance, I
don't flaunt my faults on the net for all to see, whereas you, well, we can
all see that hole you keep digging for yourself.  BTW, wasn't the sysadmin
of your site notified of your existance?  Those wheels of Justice are so
sloooww in turning.

As for my reasons for believing that this is the  'ole dopleganger himself,
note:

Quoting an article obviously written by Garrett, he names me the writer.

Flaming Garrett's grammar, he included poor grammar in his slightly over one
line followup.

Eddie "This is too easy" Saxe
-- 
saxe@cs.unc.edu          Posted from the Chapel Hill Zoo (fence not included).
From: aa680@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Vern Morrison)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: enough is enough
Date: 18 Dec 1992 12:55:38 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: aa680@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Vern Morrison)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, petrosb@coch2.alleg.edu (Brian Petroski) says:

>
>To those who bash Allegheny:
>
>You are all a bunch of no good yellow lousy stinking SOB's who don't know  
>your a** from a hole in the ground.  Why don't you just cut the BS and go  
>back to your pathetic little world under a rock somewhere?  If you think  
>you're tough (and you're not), then bring it on face to face.  The Polish  
>Power, with the strength of 10 men, will crush you like a bug.
>
>THE POLISH POWER WAS HERE!

     What kind of polish are you talking about?  I personally find Kiwi to
be effective for black shoes, but not nearly as good for brown.  

-- 
    Vern Morrison               |  Only the strong survive: "I'm just not
    aa680@po.cwru.edu           |  going to have too much sympathy when I'm  
    vern@cray.csuohio.edu       |  putting in 50- to 80-hour weeks and not     
    Parma, Ohio: a modern Eden  |  seeing others keep up." --John A. Hnat
From: aa680@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Vern Morrison)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: He DOES!
Date: 12 Dec 1992 07:35:31 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: aa680@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Vern Morrison)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, luriem@alleg.edu (Which Twin Has The Toni?) writes:

>In article <ByyInC.MMG@math.uwaterloo.ca> shallit@graceland.uwaterloo.ca  
>(Jeffrey Shallit) writes:
>> 
>> Why is it that no-one from Allegheny College can even spell the name
>> of their school correctly?
>> 
>> You'd think this would've been covered during freshman orientation.
>> 
>> Jeff
>
>I DO.

     Congratulations, son.  You may now kiss the bride.

-- 
    Vern Morrison               |  Only the strong survive: "I'm just not
    aa680@po.cwru.edu           |  going to have too much sympathy when I'm  
    vern@cray.csuohio.edu       |  putting in 50- to 80-hour weeks and not     
    Parma, Ohio: a modern Eden  |  seeing others keep up." -John A. Hnat
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (MMMMM...ESSENCE OF GELFLING)
Subject: Re: alleg.edu off the air?
Summary: Good  
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: 
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Distribution: alt
Date: 19 Dec 92 01:34:59 GMT

In article <1992Dec18.223733.14099@sco.com>, erics@sco.COM (eric smith)    
>I got email from a student at alleg.edu who said that the system
>administrators had shut off everyone's network posting privileges
>there last night, and that they may or may not be reinstated next
>semester.

Was that a sigh of relief I heard?

>Eric Smith
>erics@sco.com
>erics@infoserv.com
>CI$: 70262,3610
> 
-Garrett
From: sg@monsoon.com (Sunil Gupta)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Dan taking Latin lessons
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 12:25:39 EST
Organization: Monsoon Software, Inc. +1 (410) 235-2365

It looks as if Our Hero is going to be let out of his cage in the near
future! Apparently, there is going to be some sort of celebration in
San Salvador in honor of the cessation of hostilties between the
government and the FMLN, and Danoe will be in attendence. Let this be
fair warning.

Sunil Gupta
Monsoon Software, Inc.
sg@monsoon.com
From: saunders@suntzu.West.Sun.COM (Gene Saunders [SW Area SE])
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: SUMMARY: Quayle Audio
Date: 16 Dec 1992 02:08:10 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems Computer Corp. [SMCC]
Distribution: usa
Reply-To: Gene.Saunders@West.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: gesundheit.west.sun.com


Several months ago I asked this alias about any audio files with Dan's
snippets.  Since I still get an occasional e-mail requesting these
files, I thought a summary would be in order.

I DIDN'T RECEIVE ANY POINTERS TO ANY FORMATS OF JDQ AUDIO FILES.

And yes, I'm still looking. 


---
Gene Saunders	 | Gene.Saunders@Sun.COM      | Save a tree; use AnswerBook.
Southwest Area SE| ..!uunet!sun!gsaunders     | gsaunders@[192.9.9.1]

	Only an genius can distinguish between a terminal and a workstation.
	The fact that you can't load an OS on a terminal is immaterial.
		- paraphrased from a stolen HP sales handbook.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Subject: Atlanta '96
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 17:30:55 GMT

I was reading the morning paper, and came across a little article
about how golf may become an Olympic sport for the Atlanta Games.

This, of course, would a perfect opportunity for Dan-O to re-enter the
national spotlight, doing what he does best.

"He won the Gold.  He can win the White House."



--
The insane fear of socialism throws the bourgeois headlong into the
arms of despotism.
			-- Tocqueville, 1852
From: alizard@Blue.Kludge.COM (A.Lizard)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Quayle in '96 ... I hope not
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 92 04:13:25 PST
Organization: 'Lectrick Blue!, Moraga CA

> I would rather die than being a "liberal" (there I wrote it).
> I voted for Bush-Quayle in '92 ... I plan on voting for Kemp in '96.
> I hate "Slick Willie" and what he is going to do the US
> I am a "die-hard conservative Republican" ... that's a fact.
> Get on with your lives ... it's over!!!!!
> 
> 						Tom	
> --
> Would the last one out please turn off the lights ...
> 	Tom Gwitt	gwittt@alleg.edu

Yes, but how do we know that this statement actually came from
"Tom Gwitt" gwitt@alleged.u ? The funniest thing about this question
is that I'm not kidding.
A.Lizard

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