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From: cpsigd01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Test
Date: 6 Jan 93 19:15:19 GMT
Organization: University of Louisville

In article <8791.8589@stratus.SWDC.Stratus.COM>, bruce@godzilla.swdc.stratus.com (Bruce Overby) writes:
> In article <-hc=Vg@engin.umich.edu> pka@engin.umich.edu (Payman Khalili) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan5.164636.3686@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au> s9000289@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au (Cameron Hooper) writes:
>>>In article <1992Dec19.062934.133234@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, cej0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (CHARLES EDWARD JAMES) writes:
>>>> In article <1992Dec18.143400.6456@bmerh85.bnr.ca>, coop1d11@bmerh301.bnr.ca (Dav
>>>> id Smith) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Dec18.020436.2148@news.arc.nasa.gov> nicholso@pioneer.arc.nasa.
>>>> gov (Melvin H. Nicholson YBH) writes:
>>>>>>In article <BzF6E3.Lp7@cck.coventry.ac.uk> cei352@cck.coventry.ac.uk (The Frea
>>>> k) writes:
>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec17.102719.13134@bsu-ucs> 01jmbrown@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu write
>>>> s:
>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec17.003955.27658@spock.UUCP>, gumby@spock.uucp (Danny Rich
>>>> man) writes:
>>>>>>>>> In article <1992Dec11.232428.9398@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> xiaohan@euler.Berk
>>>> eley.EDU (Xiaohan Yun) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec7.232807.15638@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Tw
>>>> yman) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec7.225159.15483@spock.UUCP> ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas
>>>>  Orphanides) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron H
>>>> uang) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (
>>>> Vilas Khare) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
>>>>>>>>>>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
>>>>>>>>>>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
>>>>>>>>> This is starting to make me snore.
>>>>>>>>is this the rec.humor people adore?
>>>>>>>Ommes it porn,which is hard core.?
>>>>>>Haven't when been through all this before?
>>>>>No, have some BEER and let me pour!
>>>> Why have one when we can have four!
>>>Get throughly pissed and sleep on the floor.
>>Hilary Clinton loves Al Gore!
> This is one cascade I really abhor.
Hilary Clinton is really a Wh-- 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: drizzt@spock.uucp (Neela Jacques)
Subject: Re: Please Submit Elephant Jokes.
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 15:54:23 GMT

In article <C0I9y7.At9@acsu.buffalo.edu> C128J8Q7@ubvm.cc.buffalo.edu writes:
>I'm interested in compiling a list of elephant jokes.  If you have any, it
>doesn't matter how lame, please submit them.
> 
> 
>                                             Thank-you
There was an old man in france who used to get up every morning
at five A.M. He would then go and sprinkle a white powder on
the roads. When he was asked what he was sprinkling on the roads,
he answered that it was elephant powder. The person then remarked
"But everybody knows that there are no elephants in france!" to 
which he answered "I guess it must be working then!"



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* Neela Jacques****Drizzt@choate.edu*******************************************
***********Caitanyam Atma*******"the self is consciousness"********************
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From: bruce@godzilla.swdc.stratus.com (Bruce Overby)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: TEST! Ignore...
Date: 6 Jan 93 16:04:58 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc., San Jose, CA

In article <1993Jan5.182314.25897@choate.edu> ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas Orphanides) writes:
>In article <1738@anon.smurf.sub.org> 328@anon.smurf.sub.org (Anonymous User 328) writes:
>>This is a test is a test is a test is a test...
>Why don't we all just give it a rest?
It seems one more moron's escaped from the nest.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: clarke@atri.curtin.edu.au (Nathan Clarke)
Subject: Re: Test
Reply-To: clarke@atri.curtin.edu.au
Organization: Australian Telecommunication Research Institute
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 03:06:14 GMT

Alas I must dash, there's a knock at the door.
From: st1ns@rosie.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: California is NOT representative of the US as a whole
Date: 6 Jan 1993 10:05 CST
Organization: University of Houston
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: rosie.uh.edu
Keywords: language
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

(endless useless drivel of mine deleted.  Either you already read it, or
it doesn't matter now.  What's left is by somebody else.) 
> 
>Small point:  82% of adult (18 years and above) `Californians' were born
>              and raised outside of California....  Check the last census...
> 
>              73% of Californian vehicle (car/motorcycle) accidents
>              were caused by people who moved to Cal. from out of state,
>              and a full 85% of *those* accidents were caused by people
>              from the tri-state area (NY,NJ,CN)  - Survey reported on KYA
>              (San Fransisco) and repeated on CBS news about 3 years ago...
>-- 
> # include disclaimer.lib   //* All standard disclaimers apply *//
> My wife let's me think my opinions are my own.  Bellcore doesn't care
> either way, and doesn't claim them anyway...
> Terry Davidson - tld@cosmos.bellcore.com / tld@cosmos.bae.bellcore.com 

Gee, if I read this right, it means that native Californians are second
only to the tri-staters when it comes to causing accidents.  As in, 18% of
the people cause 27% of the accidents...the natives!  To be fair, the 85%
may be irrelevant, though.  Are 85% of the people who move to CA from the
tri-state area?  No?  Then it follows that the non-CA&non-tri-state drivers
are the *safest* among the whole group, unless something is misstated in
the original info.  But that's a reasonable assumption.  I've never heard
of anyone from outside those two groups (and still a US resident) who
claimed to have an "out-of-body experience".  And it always struck me
that such a thing would be a real traffic hazard...

  My wife went to Harvard and all I got was this lousy .sig!
      Russ Ault, aka st1ns@jetson.uh.edu 
      (For the moment, anyway.  I reserve the right to
       polymorph myself into something more formidable.)

Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.movies
From: ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas Orphanides)
Subject: Re: New Pepto-Bismol Ad
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 22:54:42 GMT

In article <3kLZwB1w165w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu> dascoser@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (david serchay) writes:
>dhanwada@IASTATE.EDU (Chalapathy Dhanwada) writes:
>
>> CIn article <1993Jan2.120220.2346@ucbeh.san.uc.edu>, greenkj@ucbeh.san.uc.edu
>> writes:
>> > In article <1hsg8pINNqf6@meaddata.meaddata.com>, davidg@meaddata.com (David
>> Galehouse) writes:
>> > > In article <1hqmn8INNht4@iskut.ucs.ubc.ca>, scottm@spruce.ppc.ubc.ca (Sco
>> Morgan) writes:
>> > > |> In article <schumach.725668846@convex.convex.com>, schumach@convex.com
>> (Richard A. Schumacher) writes:
>> > > |> |> 
>> > > |> |> >>>>>So there's this new ad on North-American tv for Pepto-Bismol
>> fast-acting
>> > > |> |> >>>>>formula.  The scene involves a man who is having (ahem) abdomi
>> distress
>> > > |> |> >>>>>during a movie.  He has to leave the movie (and disturb all th
>> people in
>> > > |> |> >>>>>his row) because of it.  Fortunately Pepto-Bismol comes to the
>> rescue.
>> > > |> |> >>>>>The last cut shows the happy couple leaving the movie theatre,
>> and there
>> > > |> |> >>>>>is NOTHING on the movie marquee overhead!!! Here's the rec.hum
>> challenge: 
>> > > |> |> >>>>>what movie did they see?  What would you have liked to see on 
>> marquee?  
>> > > |> |> >>>>>How about:  "Logan's Run"?  Any other movie suggestions?
>> > > |> |> >>>
>> > > |> |> >>>>"Silent and Deadly".
>> > > |> |> >>>>"The Black Hole"
>> > > |> |> >>>
>> > > |> |> >>>"Silent Running" 
>> > > |> |> >>>"Run Silent, Run Deep"
>> > > |> |> >>>"See You Next Wednesday"
>> > > |> |> >>>"Bringing Up Baby"
>> > > |> |> >>>"48 Hours"
>> > > |> |> >>
>> > > |> |> >>The Blob
>> > > |> |> >>A River Runs Through It
>> > > |> |> >>Squeeze Play
>> > > |> |> >>City Slickers
>> > > |> |> >>Lethal Weapon
>> > > |> |> >>Deliverance
>> > > |> |> >
>> > > |> |> >Howard's End
>> > > |> |> 
>> > > |> |> "That Uncertain Feeling"
>> > > |> |> "How I Spent My Summer Vacation"
>> > > |> |> "Popi"
>> > > |> |> "Birth Of A Nation"
>> > > |> |> "My Dinner With Andre"
>> > > |> |> "Diner"
>> > > |> |> "Eating Raoul"
>> > > |> |> "Seven Days In May"
>> > > |> |> "Some Like It Hot"
>> > > |> |> "Night Moves"
>> > > |> |> 
>> > > |> |> 
>> > > |> |> 
>> > > |> |> 
>> > > |> |> 
>> > > |> |> 
>> > > |> How about  "King Ralph" ?
>> > > 
>> > > Two more: "High Anxiety"
>> > >           "Blazing Saddles"
>> > > 
>> > > -- 
>> > >  David A. Galehouse | ...!uunet!meaddata!davidg                          
>> > >  Mead Data Central  | davidg@meaddata.com                             
>> > >  P.O. Box 933       | Any opinions expressed                          
>> > >  Dayton, OH  45401  | are mine, not MDC's.
>> > 
>> > Every Which Way But Loose???
>> 
>> Cannonball run
>> Never say never again
>
>The Shape of Things to Come

Firestarter

ramirez@choate.edu
From: cwa@oasis.icl.co.uk (Chris Adams)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Request: Computer Languages
Date: 5 Jan 93 11:40:01 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

The only two I can remember are for C and C++:

C:	A nice revolver to shoot yourself in the foot with.

C++:	A magnum with a safty catch, so it's harder to shoot yourself in the
	foot, but if you do, it makes sure you take your whole leg off!

     .-----------------------------.----------------------------------.
     |   .  .     ____    _   _    | WARNING: This Superman suit does |
     |  /| /| .-.    /   |_| |_>   | not enable the wearer to fly.    |
     | / |/ | |     /___ | | |     `----------------------------------|
     |      aka Chris Adams                cwa@oasis.icl.co.uk        |
     `----------------------------------------------------------------'
From: jake@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Chris Jacobsen)
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 00:10:57 GMT
Subject: Re: scientist joke list
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Loveland, CO
Newsgroups: rec.humor

> mueller@iwf.mabp.ethz.ch (Mueller Beat) writes:
>i am looking for a list which contains jokes about scientists of the
>typus : 'a mathematician, an engineer and a physicist...'
>zosh

A fire breaks out in the wastebasket of an engineer's office. The engineer
grabs his coffee cup, fills it full with water and puts out the fire.

A fire breaks out in the wastebasket of physicist's office. The physicist
grabs his coffee cup, makes a quick calculation, fills it exactly 3/4
full of water and puts out the fire.

A fire breaks out in the wastebasket of a mathematician's office. The
mathematician makes a quick calculation, decides that it is possible to
put out the fire and continues working.

Jake
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Towns Renamed, was Re: Seriously, a joke.
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 93 11:15:05 PST
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

cpsigd01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu writes:
> > Some Maryland Eastern Shore communities:
> > 
> > 	Present Name		Reputed Former Name
> > 
> > 	Deal Island		Devil Island
> > 	Dames Quarter		Damned Quarter
> > 	Rhodes Point		Rogues Point
> What about Buck Snort, TN
> or Bean Blossum, IN

On the east shore of Kuai, there is Barking Sands Beach.
Rumor has it that's where sailors got drunk and puked.

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Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.humor
From: slz1@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Samuel L Zimmerman)
Subject: Bunch of baby jokes
Reply-To: slz1@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Samuel L Zimmerman)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 05:00:29 GMT

WARNING: Some of these are pretty terrible.  If you are upset by baby jokes I
advise you to move on to the next post...
This list contains all the jokes I have come across.  If I'm missing any please
e-mail them to me and I will update the list.

Q. What's red and gets smaller?
A. A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler.

Q. What's red and taps on the window?
A. A baby in a microwave

Q. What's red and can't turn around in a corridor?
A. A baby with a javelin through its head

Q. What's grosser than a barrell full of dead babies?
A. A barrell full of dead babies with one live on in it.

Q. What's grosser than that?
A. The live one eats its way out.

Q. What's grosser than that?
A. It comes back for seconds.

Q. Why is it easier to unload a truck full of dead babies than a truck
    full of bowling balls?
A. With bowling balls you can't use a pitch fork.

Q. What red and hangs from the ceiling?
A. A baby on a meat hook.

Q. How do you get 10 dead babies into a tupperware bowl?
A. La Machine.

Q. How do you get them out?
A. With a straw.

Q. What's blue and sits in a corner?
A. A baby in a baggie.

Q. What's green and sits in a corner?
A. Same baby ten days later.

Q. What's red and white and hangs from trees?
A. A baby run over by a snowblower.

Q. What's red and silver and crawls into walls?
A. A baby with forks in its eyes.

Q. What's black and charred and smells real bad?     
A1. A baby in a fireplace.
A2. A baby chewing on an extension cord.

Q. What's worse than nailing a baby to a tree?
A. Ripping it off.     

Q. What's red and squirms in the corner?
A. A baby playing with a razor blade.

Q. How do you make a dead baby float?
A. One scoop of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

Q. What do you get if you stick a knife into a baby?
A. An erection.

Q. How many babies can you fit into a blender?
A. Not nearly enough.
******************************************************************************
"Get a gun.  Used in the right way, it can liven up your weekend immensely."
     -- Mattias Bottner
slz1@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu      Sam Zimmerman
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mueller@iwf.mabp.ethz.ch (Mueller Beat)
Subject: scientist joke list
Keywords: list, ftp
Organization: Swiss Federal Institute of Technology (ETH), Zurich, CH
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 08:27:40 GMT

i am looking for a list which contains jokes about scientists of the
typus : 'a mathematician, an engineer and a physicist...'

is there a ftp-site where i can get that stuff from or a similar
possibilty?

tx in advance

zosh
From: timk@meaddata.com (Tim Klein)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: SCOTSMEN
Date: 8 Jan 1993 22:39:42 GMT
Organization: Mead Data Central, Dayton OH
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: quasar.meaddata.com

In article <10DEC199211533731@jane.uh.edu>, st1ns@jane.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.) writes:
|> > 
|> >>The preceding are lyrics paraphrased from some folk singers of the mid
|> >>to late 60's.  Sorry I don't have the name of the group, but I could
|> >>sing you the song.

I don't know if Mike Cross wrote the joke, but he certainly wrote the song,
in the 1970's.  It's on his album _Child Prodigy_.



|> As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
|> around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show.
          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This is what Brian Bowers sings, but he got it wrong.  It's
"the bonny star of the Scot's kilt-liftin' show".  (A reference
to old-timey "skirt-liftin' shows", in which dancers did high kicks
and showed their petticoats.)


|> Obviously, there may be other versions of this thing running around, but
|> this is the one I've got on vinyl.

I'll never know why Dr. Demento chose to make Bowers' version popular,
since the original is much better, IMHO.


|> I have it on good authority from a 
|> couple of real Scots that a Scotsman would never call a kilt a "skirt",
|> so the song (in the version above) is almost certain to be of some
|> origin other than Scotland.

He's from North Carolina.


===========================================================================
Timothy Klein                 "Mellow yellow" is slang for "really groovy".
timk@meaddata.com                                         -- Jimi Hendrix
From: esdave@sgies4.sdrc.com (Dave Pinella)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: urinal humor
Keywords: bathroom grafitti
Date: 6 Jan 93 16:11:28 GMT
Organization: SDRC

How about:
                 Pilots with small pitot tubes
                 or low manifold pressure
                 Please taxi CLOSER!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: drizzt@spock.uucp (Neela Jacques)
Subject: Re: Speaking of stupid commercials...
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 00:45:36 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.145807.6787@rigel.econ.uga.edu> skip@rosalyn.stat.uga.edu (Skip Gundlach) writes:
>In article <1993Jan4.092139.2453@pony.Ingres.COM> rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto) writes:
>>Have you seen the commercial for the new champagne
>>from Tott's called "Blanc de Noir"?  It shows a group
>
>And what the hell is "White of Black" supposed to mean?
>
>>of people oohing and aahing over the name without a
>>clue as to what it means.  Are there really people
>>who believe that if it has a French name it must be good?
>>
>>-Roger
>>rog@ingres.com
>>
>>"No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public."
>
>
>-- 
>Skip Gundlach .nosig (Sorry, that's the best I could do on short
>notice, and I'm not even an electrician...) 
>
>


What the fuck does "McDonald's" mean?
From: gb03@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GEORGE PHILIP BLUHM)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: PLEEEAASSE HELP ME!!!!!!!
Date: 12 Jan 93 21:49:02 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1993Jan11.185451@ivy2.smsc.hkdo.com>, bdeler@ivy2.smsc.hsr.com (Beac
h Babe) writes:
>GOSH EVERYONE!!!!!
>Guess what I found out today.  People with more than two nipples are probably
>werewolves.  If you stand outside a door long enough by yourself, a line of
>people will eventually form behind you.  And Wilma Flintstone really resembles
>Mrs. Cleaver the more I think about it.   What I still can't figure out though
>is... are trolls males or females or both or neither and what's that brown and
>gray stuff that collects in the earpiece of my telephone?????  Arrgghh!!!  This
>is really bugging me.
>
>Buffy,
>Beach Babe
>


You're beyond help Buffy.

Phylee THEE MacNasty
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: butchern@zeus.swindon.rtsg.mot.com (Neil Butcher)
Subject: Re: So this guy goes to the doctor and...
Organization: Motorola LTD
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 15:48:15 GMT

In article <1993Jan8.152913.14499@schbbs.mot.com>, TUK067@maccvm.corp.mot.com (David Wheeler) writes:
> This guy goes to see his doctor and says, "Doctor, I've been feeling
> pretty bad just lately.  It all seemed to start when I got back from
> Thailand a few weeks ago; now I feel listless all the time and I have
> sores breaking out around my private parts."
> 
> "Hmmm," says the doctor, "Thailand, eh...?  Bangkok, by any chance?"
> 
> "Yes, as a matter of fact."
> 
> "Hmmm... and did you avail yourself of the favours of any ladies of the
> night while you were there?"
> 
> "Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I did."
> 
> "Thought so... OK, we'd better give you the full checkup.  Undress and
> up on the couch, please..."
> 
> So the doctor gives him the works, peering into eyes and ears, testing
> reflexes, taking blood etc.  For good measure, he also submits him to a
> Rorschach test, then sends him home with an admonition to return in two
> days time when the full test results will be ready.
> 
> Two days later, they are sitting in the doctor's office again.  "Well,"
> says the doctor, "I'm afraid that the news isn't good.  You have herpes,
> syphilis, gonorrhoea and AIDS..."
> 
> "My God, that's terrible!" expostulates the patient.
> 
> "I haven't finished yet," the doctor reproves him.  "On top of all that,
> your psychological profile indicates that you have homicidal tendencies!
> You're a menace to public health and safety!  I'm going to commit you to
> a mental institution where you will be locked in a padded cell and fed a
> diet of kippers and pizza."
> 
> "Kippers and pizza?  That's a strange diet, doctor; will it help to cure
> me?"
> 
> "No, it's just that those are the only things that can be slid under the
> cell door..."
> 
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
> David A. Wheeler, Motorola Ltd., Camberley, Surrey, England
> TUK067@maccvm.corp.mot.com

It's good to see us Brits can still outdo the Yanks on the joke front!!
-- 
Neill Butcher,
[Private Pilot, Glider Pilot (instrument rated)]
Mechanical Designer
Motorola,
16 Euro Way,
Blagrove,
Swindon.
Wiltshire.
England. SN5 8YQ.
Tel No  +44 793 545434
Fax No  +44 793 541228
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: vernon@iadpsa.safe.ia.gov ( Mark Vernon - DSB )
Subject: Test 
Summary: Test of a sig file
Organization: Iowa Department of Public Safety
   this is a test of the ESS (Emergency Sig System) - this is only a test.
   If this had been a real sig - you would have been where to go.
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 19:58:00 GMT

-- 
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+  Technical Consultant         +  Department of Data Services          +
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sjh@cs.brown.edu (suzi howe)
Subject: FARSIDE REVISITED
Followup-To: FARSIDE
Keywords: FARSIDE
Organization: Brown Computer Science Dept.
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 16:39:53 GMT

My 2 favorites:

Scene:
2 cowboys square off to shoot it out.
One says "Don't shoot 'til I say DRAW"
"1-2-3-STRAW!"
~1-2-3-DOOR!"
"1-2-3-DRAWBRIDGE!"     :)

Scene:
Medieval soldiers carrying stretcher down
from castle battlements.
Occupant of stretcher is lying on his front
with several arroes sticking out of his bare
butt.
Wounded soldier to stretcher bearer:
"So then I says to Borg, 'You know, as long
as we're under seige, one of us oughta moon
these Saxon dogs.'"


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Chris O'Donovan <odonovan@physun.physics.mcmaster.ca>
Subject: Re: Seriously, a joke.
X-Xxdate: Wed, 6 Jan 93 23:34:55 GMT
Organization: McMaster University
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d12
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 22:32:25 GMT

In article <3300313@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM> Greg Goebel,
gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM writes:
>   Wile E. Coyote at the Acme Online Support Organization
For The SouthWest
>
>                     "ACME -- The Name You Can Trust!"

Did you know that ACME is an acronym?

A
Company that
Makes
Everything

Chris O'Donovan

odonovan@physun.physics.mcmaster.ca