HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Ulterior Motive
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 14:47:08 GMT

In article <OSA.92Sep25182003@wilbur.unh.edu>, osa@wilbur (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
}
}zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert) writes:
}
}>I'm hoping that maybe one or two out of the freshmen who rush out and buy
}>a copy of DHALGREN for the sex scenes might actually take the time to read 
}>the rest of it, and get something out of it.
}
}"c" == Curtis Yarvin <curtis@cs.berkeley.edu> writes:
}
}c> Somehow I think they'll be a bit disappointed.

No they won't! Most college freshmen have an insatiable appetite for
overlong, pretentious crap. Look at the popularity of Ayn Rand with
the same crowd. 


--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

        "greg came here for doughnuts and the zoo. "
        --grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: i survived
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.pets,misc.misc,to.wasatch,alt.atheism
Summary: you never know how old a dog and pony show might be
Keywords: really big hOOters
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: xenophobes of utah
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 16:41:39 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

well, i managed to survive a day of talks in the beautiful mountains of salt 
lick city. yee haw (said with enthusiasm damn it). i still cannot figure out 
why people who talk for shit are asked to present. what ever. we were finally 
allowed to begin drinking at two and so i did. this was the poster session and 
my friend joe and i just walked around ogling first year students and 
introducing myself to them. i even had these two guys make a point of getting 
this one exceptionally attractive woman near enough for me to be able to talk 
with her. it was quite nice.
i had lunch with the new professor in our dept. she looks a lot like jodi 
foster and i am completely infatuated. oh well. when she interviewed here for 
her second interview there was a large party for interviewing students and she 
was there. i think i talked with her for about an hour and a half. at least she 
asked me if she could join us for lunch. oh well. she looks really young. i 
might go out on a limb and ask her how old she is, i wonder if this is 
appropriate? probably not but i'm bad at acting appropriately. 
at the poster session my friend who is quite weird named me the man whose teeth 
are all the same size. i don't know why. he dared me to yell out "i'm in the 
mood for love!" i didn't actually yell it out but i went around saying it to 
groups of people where i might know just one person there. everyone thought i 
was drunk and i only had three utah style beers. (3.2%)   
life is good and i am a lecherous shit. defenestrate me now.

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
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From: sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: asdf
Date: 1 Oct 92 22:52:26 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

I leaned over to my housemate and yelled (over the blare of
the music (Poing by RTS)), "You know... A good mix should be
like a kick in the head that you don't feel."

The song was ending.  The DJ mixed in Visual Attack by
Aircut.  "Ouch!" my roommate said.  "I think my head's
bleeding."

-Sho
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: my alt.personals.ads killfile
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 18:53:46 GMT


/test/j
/gay/j
/queer/j
/[rR][eE]:/j
/[gGbB][wWbBaA][mMfF]/j
/[bB][iI][wWbBaA][mMfF]/j
/[gGbB][mMfF]/j
/[bB][iI][mMfF]/j
/[bB][iI]\*[mMfF]/j
/[bB]i /j
/[tT][vVsS]/j
/M seeking/j
/same/j
/[hH]omo/j
/threesome/j
/trois/j
/bondage/j
/couple/j
/[bB]ay [aA]rea/j
/[bB]utch/j
/[fF]emme/j
/prayer/j
/S[ABW]M ISO/j
/ISO S[BWA\*]F/j
/looking for S[BWA\*]F/j
/seeks S[BWA\*]F/j
/seeking S[BWA\*]F/j
Mark., yes, I KNOW that the style is lousy
gooley@netcom.com
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Working on my model railway (was: Gypsy crossposts an article)
Date: 28 Sep 92 10:41:33 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <7553@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:

%  -- Ken "no girlfriend, so it's back to spending the evenings on the
%     model railway" Johnson

In article <19ue0eINNkut@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the
Deathless) writes:

#  Boy, these euphemisms for masturbation get stranger every day.


But it's true.  

Permit me a short, shameful confession.  On Sunday, I modelled three
sunbathers from plastic and stretched them out in a garden.  One is
lying on a yellow beach towel wearing a red bikini, talking to two
friends.  One of her friends is wearing a blue bikini, and the other is
topless in a little pair of white shorts.  If you take the train
anticlockwise you'll see her out of the left-hand side of the carriage. 

-- Ken "1:160 scale" Johnson


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: He/She
Date: 6 Oct 92 13:44:38 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia


HE was gloomily meditative, darkly staring away from her, at the wall,
the clock radio, anything.

SHE was asleep on the floor, headphones still on her head, but oblivious
to the fact that the headphone jack had pulled out of the stereo.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Lies, Scandal, and Distortion
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 20:43:13 GMT


Once again the republican dirty tricks machine is distorting my record.
They claim that I am in favor of using tax dollars to send pcp-laced
joints to the former soviet union in an effort to convince them to 
sell their old nuclear missles to Haiti.

This is untrue; I have only called for voluntary donations of pcp-laced
joints.
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: HOW ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE CHANGED OUR LIVES
Date: 5 Oct 92 16:25:50 GMT


YEAR	ADVANCEMENTS		      RESULTING SHAMPOO LABELING
----------------------------------------------------------------------
1900	HUMAN COMMON SENSE REASONING  <none>

1950	EARLY COMPUTERS IN USE	      "WET, LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT"

1980	ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE[1]    "WET, LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT IF NECESSARY"

2010	AI COMMON SENSE REASONING     <NIL>


	 "1950-2010: It was the Golden Era of
	the effects computers had on society."
		--"Fall of Western Civilization",
		   Roger David Carasso,
		   Syrian Institute of Technology,
		   2025 

...carasso

[1] Where NECESSARY is the fuzzy logic function: 
	NECESSARY = (int) (IQ < 100) * PHASE_OF_MOON / PI


Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:31726 rec.puzzles:6455
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.puzzles
Subject: Christopher Columbus -- anagrams
Date: 26 Sep 1992 05:59:11 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu



Christopher Columbus -- anagrams
**********************************
 1.  Thrombus: "Hi, Corpuscle!"
 2.  *Our* clubs!  Stop him, Cher!
 3.  Cubist!  Color her humps!
 4.  C.I.S. bloopers hurt much.
 5.  Brother Cisco's, uh, plum.
 6.  Bush: "Rich t' muscle poor!"
 7.  O, to crush H.M.S. Republic!
 8.  Bo, hurl the music corps!
 9.  Shemp blurts: "Rico!  Ouch!"
10.  H. Perot: "Mulish succor, B.!"
11.  Blue chips!  Chorus, Mort!
12.  Rich borscht: mule soup.
**********************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: train ride
Summary: fun fun fun 
Keywords: fun fun
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: HATE INC.
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 92 19:40:40 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

well soon i will embark on what seems to be a fun adventure. a couple of 
friends and i are going to jump on a freight train to wyoming. one of the guys 
going used to work in a train yard and spent a year riding them around the 
country so i think we will be ok. i'm pretty excited about the whole event. 
hope you all have equally exciting weekends. anyone else done this? ciao etc.

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
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From: aaron@helios (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: They say it's an oxymoron
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 03:50:02 GMT

A friend of mine told me that "savage apathy" is an oxymoron.

But what else do you call it when you feel like screaming out "I don't care!"
at the top of your lungs?  (Expletives optional.)

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"And when the thunder breaks, it breaks for you and me."
   ---This Mortal Coil
Current Album--The J. Geils Band:You're Gettin' Even While I'm Gettin' Odd
Current Read--Damon Runyon:The Bloodhounds of Broadway
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: you may now drink champagne on me
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 18:19:15 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <BvGLxM.38M@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>
>In article <1aa8jkINNpo8@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>> Well, yes, but now I know the two main tenets of motorcycle
>> survival:
>> 
>>     1. They can't see me.
>>     2. They're out to get me.
>
>heh.  round here its:
>
>1. They're out to get me.
>2. If they see me then know that they are bigger.

Yup.  Massachusetts will be a great test market for the stealth motorcycle.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: direct quote
Date: 7 Oct 92 04:10:22 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <schnitzi.718375462@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
*Any Ramones concert where there is such a thing as "front row seats"
*is not worth attending.  Front row seats are what you _throw_ at a
*Ramones concert.  But then, I've only attended four.

I have to agree.  The place where they're playing isn't the greatest and it
has a reputation of cancelling shows.  However, this is the only Wisconsin
appearance and they haven't been here for over two years, so around here
any Ramones show is worth attending, due to rarity.

It's just too bad that I missed the They Might Be Giants show last night.
During something the paper called the Polka Rock, a bunch of people got
up on stage to dance and caused it to collapse.  I KNEW I should've skipped
class and go to this!  Stupid, stupid!!!


Mark "Brought down the house" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 14:44:49 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.173245.14155@nmsu.edu>, sabbott@nmsu (SDA) writes:

}>   ANY fucking around with people's right to vote, no matter how
}>   innocent-seeming and playful, is hideous. Don't sell out your values
}>   to win the battle but lose the war.

}You are absolutely right.  
}That is why I gave up my afternoon to register people to vote.
}I made no jokes about their political party then, simply posted
}this rather lame joke to t.b. 
}Excuse me this HIDEOUS JOKE.  I understand, now, how truly wrong I
}was.  

"Each Jew who rgistered to vote got a blast ..."
"Each Black who registered to vote got a blast..."
"Each person wearing a Pro-Choice button got a blast... "
"Each person wearing a SILENCE=DEATH button got a blast ..."

(thanks to the Gooleymeister for the idea [see, Ra? ATTRIBUTION -- not
                                          a difficult concept])


You seem to be claiming that since you didn't "actually" do anything,
your attitude shouldn't be criticized. That's like saying that since
Roger "only" makes jokes, and doesn't "actually" beat up Arabs, we
shouldn't feel we have any right to respond. 

The erosion of civil liberties begins with jokes and passes to
actions. 
The erosion of civil liberties begins with people who we despise, and
ends with us. 

Alan Dershowitz understands this well. It appears that Voltaire and
Franklin did too, but they only seem to get quoted any more by people
interested in defending the access of THEIR OWN opinions to the
marketplace of ideas. A shame, that. 


--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

"Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated in the move to
rec.crafts.textiles."        --sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Bob Sloane)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Something different
Date: 26 Sep 92 11:17:27 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620


Jason Reese
Jason Reese
Jason Reese
Jason Reese
Jason Reese
Jason Reese
Jason Reese
Jason Reese
Jason Reese

Ace
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: new dicksize war
Date: Fri,  2 Oct 92 11:28:56 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

: went and bought a new pair of shoes last night.

it strikes me (just) that i am the only person i have ever met [*]
who wears Romika white leather clogs with rubber soles.

every day, any weather, with anything from shorts to a business suit.
the average pair lasts three to four years.

although casually kicking them off in restaurants and meetings and
dance places is fun, the best part is sliding back into them.
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| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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[*] with the exception of certain Munich waitresses
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: In the news...
Date: 29 Sep 92 23:16:26 GMT

In article <1992Sep24.232355.15874@walter.cray.com>, jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
|> 
|> Oh. I didn't *remember* any holes that deep in Chicago, come to think of it.
|> do the chicken and shark dance *together*, or what? if I had all that beer
|> and cheese lying around I wouldn't bother with chickens and sharks.

... So that would be chicken beer and shark cheese?


oog.


+------------+ "i am such a stupid ignorant son of a bitch.
|    xian    |            please kill me now."
| ----<--<@  |           -PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU
+------------+
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RACIST
Date: 29 Sep 92 11:45:57 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <9209280147.AA22396@quaestor>, carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:
> 
> I've been accused by many cowards of being a racist.  It's complete
> slander, and nothing could be further from the truth.  I'd like to
> rise a few points, rationally.
> 
> 1) There is a difference between an individual and the character we
> appears to be on the net.  I can say without a doubt that no one on
> the net knows anything of consequence about me.
> 
> 2) Telling a racial joke does not make one a racist.  It makes one a
> comedian.  People seem to have a hard time understanding this.  If the
> joke is said with vicousness, then maybe that is an indication that
> the teller is a racist, but maybe not.  You must ask the joke teller
> and ask him his vies, otherwise its slander and gossip and just wrong.

STRIIIKKKEEE  ONNEEEE !!!!

> 
> 3) People have asked me if I am a racist, and I have clearly and
> consistently said I am not.  I think it's very important to understand
> the terms of discussion foremost.  A racist means that a race's
> genetics predispose its individuals to failure.  The definition is
> important, because it allows me to say that the culture that American
> blacks are raised in is producing some really fucked up individuals,
> and not be a racist, and in fact it allows me to say something very
> true.  This is not solely a failure of black leadership, but clearly
> of the government's inaction.  Nowhere in Europe is the poverty
> difference between blacks and whites as great as it is in the US.
> 
> 4) People have pointed out that arabs are not a race but that that
> makes me a bigot.  Well, I am not a bigot and I don't hate all arabs,
> certainly not.  But I am well within my rights to hate the governments
> and many aspects of the Moslem culture.  I doubt if you are aware that
> every Arab country, some 22 nations, are officially at WAR with
> Israel, the Jewish homeland.  Talk.bizarre is not the place to talk
> about this, but I find it hard to like a people as a whole that is a
> War with Israel, that subjugates women, that does not allow Jews into
> their countries, that strongarms with oil other countries into not
> selling their goods to Israel, and that practice inhumane criminal
> justice.  These are not lovely countries, these are undemocratic
> authoritarian countries with a population so bombarded with propaganda
> that they believe all the lies.  It is not racist of me to be angry
> and to hate those that attack me and people like me.
> 

STRRRRIIIIIKKKKKEE   TWWWWWOOOOO !!!!!!

> 5) Don't be childish and slander.  If you *really* felt I was a
> racist, I should have been sending me email trying to sway me point of
> view with rational evidence.  All that I have seen is infantile.
> 

STTRRRRRRRIIKKEE  TTHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOUUUUUTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jason

> 
> ...carasso
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hauslabjoch Man
Date: Fri,  2 Oct 92 02:20:52 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

gstecker@ucsd.edu, jdfranz@mcimail.com ask:
: 	I am trying to track down a spurious rumor which an associate of mine 
: caught on a FIDONET echo somwhere regarding the Hauslabjoch Man, an ancient
: northern-european type whose body was found frozen and well-preserved 
: somewhere in or near Germany, I think.  The story was apparently carried in
: major newspapers worldwide.  The FIDONET rumor said that there was semen 
: found in the body's anal canal.  We have been unable to verify whether this
: is true or not.  Has anyone heard anything else regarding this subject?

The Wall Street Journal reported this fact recently. The body is now
playing the central role in a tug-of-war between Austria (or Switzerland?)
and Italy, since it was found by Italians outside their borders, and then
promptly whisked back inside.

What you *might not* know is that the semen's DNA has been sequenced
this week, and has been identified as that of the Hairy Mammoth. 
The man's face, previously thought to have countenanced a rictus grin,
is now interpreted as expressing utter amazement and sublime joy.
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: TEEN TALK BARBIE
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 15:01:38 GMT

flagg@blind-lemon.cs.unlv.edu (Scott Cunningham) writes:

> "One of the messages is "Math classes
> "are hard."  The other messages are supposed to pertain to hair and
> "shopping.

>Rush Limbaugh had one on the show, couldn't get it to say anything about math  
>but it did say it loved Rush...

The man, the group, or the drug?

infidel

Panama!
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Mathematics")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: but I just met her
Date: 28 Sep 92 05:07:47 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: mdm@sparc2.prime.com's message of 25 Sep 92 19:03:50 GMT

In article <3967@cvbnetPrime.COM> mdm@sparc2.prime.com (Michael D. McAfee) writes:
>		[ I'M AN IDIOT ]
>               Whopper innertube
>               { I'M A MORON ]

The canonical shut-up response to this is:

	``Dialectical materialism?''

--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: technology update
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 30 Sep 92 22:00:32 CDT


From Wednesday's _Washington_Times_:

	In a move that likely will revolutionize communications
throughout the bowling industry, the Young Americans Bowling
Alliance (YABA) has announced that it has joined the Prodigy
computer network.

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:32233 alt.rock-n-roll:16388
From: graeme@abekrd.co.uk (Graeme Griffiths)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.rock-n-roll
Subject: Re: Lynyrd Skynyrd
Date: 30 Sep 92 11:37:09 GMT
Organization: Abekas Video Systems, Reading, UK.

In <1a8o42INNokj@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:



>Did anyone notice the messages inscribed on the album 
>"Nuthin' Fancy" by Lynryd Skynyrd (MCA-3021)?
>Between the grooves and the center label, on side 1,
>there appears: BRIAN! - "PLease Call Home Linda and I
>are Sick with Worry" - AL!    On side 2: BRIAN! -
>"Disregard last message" - AL!

	This is one of the things I'm going to miss about the death of vinyl
to CD's, it used to be quite common-place. I think its done by the
engineer and is different for each re-pressing of the production plate from
the master. Some records have become quite collectable just through the
comments added at this stage. Different pressings of the album have
different comments.
	So off you all go and check out your vinyl collections see how many
stupid messages you can find, maybe someone wants to start a thread of
posting the weirded ones.....

	Anyone know the technical term for these ?

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|From: Graeme Griffiths             | "Well your jokes ain't funny,          |
|Abekas Video Systems,12 Portman Rd,|    and there's nothing you say,        |
|Reading,Berks,ENGLAND.             |      that I want to hear....."         |
|(0734)585421 x2247                 |                     Skid Row           |
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From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Nadir
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 13:39:54 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

I reached a nadir of boredom recently
which caused me to wish for a Major Quake.

Just so that something interesting would happen, you know
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| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: Rictus Hep's only wish
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 16:03:28 GMT


If I could just BE Rula Lenska for a day...

RICHH
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SAT worship
Date: 2 Oct 92 22:26:47 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc., Cupertino, CA

St Theresa:
|Fuck you, Mark, and that pepsi can you rode in on.

I read this and suddenly thought of circumcision.
Don't ask me why.

mr HEINOUS
gonna crouch for the rest of the day