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From: cole@SAMSON.phys.virginia.edu
Subject: More Happy song trivia
Reply-To: cole@SAMSON.phys.virginia.edu
Organization: Dept. of Physics, University of Virginia
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 21:26:16 GMT

  Some have alluded to the various narrative asides made by
  Stinky Weaselteats in the "Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!" song:

  >>I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to
  >>be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and
  >>girls, let's try it again!
    [chorus]
  >>If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
  >>nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
  >>fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
  >>believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

  >>From zeus@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu:
  >>"The little critters of nature -- They don't know that they're ugly."
  >>This is a line from the film "Summer Magic" starring Berl Ives and
  >Hayley Mills.

  For my .02 worth, the "suck eggs", "grandaddy of all liars" and 
  "told you I'd shoot" lines were all used by Burl Ives in the
  1959 film "The Big Country", where he played a ruthless squatter
  named Rufus Hennesy.  I suspect John K. is a real Ives
  fan as his vocalization of those lines matched Ives' intonation
  almost perfectly.

  Cole Smith
  Earlysville, Va.
  cole@samson.phys.virginia.edu
From: wooledge@ces.cwru.edu (Gregory Wooledge)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: Stimpy's full name???
Date: 14 Sep 1992 15:11:48 GMT
Organization: Crusaders for Truth
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mrburges@eos.ncsu.edu (MICHAEL RANDLE BURGESS) writes:

>I know that Stimpy's whole name is
>
>Stimpson J. Katt??
>
>Anyone know the correct spelling for his last name??

In "The Boy Who Cried Rat", Stimpy's business card says:

	"Stimpson J. Cat
	 Professional Mouse Catcher"

I believe that's the only written form of the name.  (It's spoken in
"Stimpy's Big Day".)
-- 
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Subject: MEGA-TOON MONDAY! (was Re: wanting ren & stimpy on video)
From: ngsippel@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu
Date: 5 Sep 92 12:51:11 EDT
Organization: Watch Ren And Stimpy or Else!

In article <187u7bINNns8@cardinal.ksu.ksu.edu>, superc@cardinal.ksu.ksu.edu (Shawn E Chase) writes:
>  anyone out there have a tape full of ren&stimpy episodes that I could get a hold of? If so, please e-mail me for details


Keep your eyes open....Ee'm hunting R&S Tapes! :)

Well, Nick started playing a segment called "Mega-Toon Monday" during the OZONE
starting on August 31.  They played Inspector Gadget (which is leaving NICK for
FAM) for 5 hours that day.  His commercials included segments of RugRats and
Doug, so I believe they'll play R&S on Monday.  On that Monday, they'll play
5 hours of R&S!!!!!!!!!!!!

That would cover almost all their shows!

HHJJ!

BTW, this Monday's Mega-Toon is LOONEY TUNES!!!!!!


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From: dvandom@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (David VanDomelen)
Subject: Would have actually liked to tape this week's...
Organization: The Ohio State University
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 00:06:58 GMT

Well, as I erased my copy of Space Madness by accident (I started with three 
copies, didn't stop taping over them in time), I would have liked to have taped
this week, but my parents, seeing ITA starting, stopped the VCR and changed 
channels.  Argh.
     Dave Van Domelen, lost his beloved ice cream bar
From: RTH2@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: More Happy song trivia
Date: 10 Sep 92 00:57:33 GMT
Organization: Penn State University

Isn't that a picture of Ives on the HHJJ album cover??
-don
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From: dprice@convex.com (David Price)
Subject: Backwards music
Summary: nerve dance music
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 16:26:38 GMT
Organization: Engineering, CONVEX Computer Corp., Richardson, Tx., USA
Keywords: DYN
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user at CONVEX Computer
              Corp. The opinions expressed are those of the user and
              not necessarily those of CONVEX.

Did anyone notice during Ren's toothache that there is backwards music
playing when they show the nerve endings wiggling around?  It sounds
like they took "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" and reversed the
tape.  They are playing that song forward when the Nerve Ending Fairy
appears.  Has anyone been adventurous enough to un-reverse the music
to find out what it is?


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From: ed@cwis.unomaha.edu (Ed Stastny)
Subject: Re: How long do we have to put up with this CRAP
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 06:26:15 GMT

eherderi@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Edward E Herderick) writes:
> Another rerun? 
> I'm pretty tired of being dicked around by NICK.
> I'm outta-here.

Some people are just LOOKING for an excuse to get mad, I guess.  Once
someone starts considering a cable network's rerunning a show being
"dicked over" (and feels compelled to post about it)...I think it's time
that someone snuggle in a warm bath with his toaster.
 
At any rate...I'm glad Nick's rerunning shows and stretching out the
episodes...gives me more of a chance to get them on tape.  I'm
notorious for missing sessions.  
 
From one Ed to another...smile Herderick.
 
...e

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From: hennessy@acsu.buffalo.edu (Mathew A. Hennessy)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: POWDERED TOAST MAN IS GOD!!!!
Date: 14 Sep 92 00:42:05 GMT
Organization: UB


	I noticed that the rerun of IN THE ARMY lacked POWDERED TOAST MAN..
thank goodness I found my taped copy last night..  POWDERED TOAST MAN is now
my favorite episode, just beating out STIMPY'S INVENTION and SPACE MADNESS..
Who couldn't like FZ as the _POPE_?!?!?!?  

	"Cling Tenaciously To My Buttocks!"  That one-liner is second only to
Rubber Nipple Salesman..

If only I could make a tape loop of PTM, RNS, SM, SI, and the western one, and
play them all day 

	EET'S JUST TOOO CRAZEE, MAN!!!!!!!


	sorry guys, just saw PTM for the 5th time today and I'm still a little
high..  also the Bills won a game they probably shouldn'tve..  I'd like to see
R+S playing football or somethin 8)


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From: Bucky.Whaley@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Bucky Whaley)
Subject: Re: We're Marooned!!
Organization: Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 04:45:24 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.185038.12807@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu> pmbarlow@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu (Dan Fielding) writes:
>In article <1992Sep13.055048.534@samba.oit.unc.edu>, Bucky.Whaley@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Bucky Whaley) writes:
>> In article <fSw60vQ@quack.sac.ca.us> mrapple@quack.sac.ca.us (Nick Sayer) writes:
>>>Well, that's it. Our premiere disruptor is melted,
>>>so we can't laugh on our own power, and it may be
>>>centuries before a new episode violates this TV.
>>>WE'RE MAROONED!
>>>Just like the title of this week's cartoon.
>> 
>> Well, *I'm* about ready to go scout around.
>
>Your wealth of ignorance astounds me.

Duh.  They don't call me stupid for nothing...

:-P


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From: ar2w+@andrew.cmu.edu (Adam K. Rixey)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.ren-n-stimpy,alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: Tapes....
Date: 9 Sep 92 22:22:03 GMT
	<geeykAG00VouEkx1MR@andrew.cmu.edu>
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Organization: Freshman, MCS general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA


	If you're looking for tapes, I know that many vendors at sci-fi /
gaming / fantasy conventions have compilation tapes of all the episodes
with the commercials cut out.  Quality ranges from excellent to bad,
though [and these were two different tapes at the same booth].

	From the conventions I've been to, the price is most likely going to be
$20ish.

	- AkR
	- ar2w@andrew.cmu.edu
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From: tbc@netcom.com (Mike Garvey)
Subject: Re: Disappearing clothes
Date: Sat, 05 Sep 92 04:31:15 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)

And leave us not forget in "The Big Shot" Stimpy dives off the board with his
trunks (thong-style, even) and they promptly vanish after he hits the litter
(when he's swimming around).

(Wanders off mumbling something about those five fingered hands are often
 drawn storyboard style and used in close-ups)

Be seeing you...
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From: bmacdona@bonnie.ics.uci.edu (Brian K!z!K MacDonald)
Subject: Re: Fave facial expressions
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Reply-To: bmacdona@ics.uci.edu (Brian K!z!K MacDonald)
Organization: Univ. of Calif., Irvine, Info. & Computer Sci. Dept.
Date: 5 Sep 92 02:43:22 GMT
Distribution: na


   Ren:  My favorite is Ren free from his happy helmet holding Stimpy
    after the quote "Ren! You're angry" and right before "YA DARN TOOTIN'
  I'M ANGRY!!".

         The creepiest expression is when Ren walks away from Stimpy after
  telling Stimpy to guard the History Eraser Button (after the "maybe
  something good" speech).


    Stimpy:  In "Marooned", when Stimpy discovered the food reference in
  the survival book, he looks up with crossed eyes, a grin, a hanging
  tongue, and a rattling tin can sound effect for his brain.

           My next favorite is in "Rubber Nipple Salesmen" after his
  cry for "YOOOOUUUU PROMMMMIIIISSSED!" when he gets the ultra-dorky
  front teeth grin with the crossed eyes.

                                                                K!z!K
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From: ejdath@donner.uucp (25832-dath)
Subject: Re: Stimpy's full name???
Organization: Bellcore, Livingston, NJ
Distribution: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy 
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 15:00:04 GMT

In article <1992Sep13.195923.27641@ncsu.edu> mrburges@eos.ncsu.edu (MICHAEL RANDLE BURGESS) writes:
>
>Anyone know the correct spelling for his last name??
>
>Is it Katt as above, or Cat, or Catt??
>
Well, it is pronounced "Stimpson J. Cat" but it is actually spelled       
Throat-warbler Mangrove.  This is common knowledge and requires no supporting
references.  Anyone who knows anything knows this.

E.J.

Disclaimer, disclaimer, Hey...it's me!
From: ecurrent@zooid.guild.org (Greg Clow)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: RnS in Canada
Date: 11 Sep 92 14:47:00 GMT
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
X-To: ALL

Well, MuchMusic (Canada's version of MTV) had their premiere of RnS 
yesterday (Thursday, Sept 10).  I'm not impressed with their presentation 
- rather than showing the full half hour shows, they're cutting them in 
half, and only showing one 10-15 minute "story" a week.  However, they ARE 
including the little bits like Log (TM) and such that I'd heard they'd be 
cutting, so that's good.  (For those Canadians who may have missed it - 
it's being shown on Thursdays at 12:30 PM and 8:30 PM, and on Fridays at 
4:30 AM and 8:30 AM - the same "episode" every time)

Anyway, they showed the original Log (TM) commercial and the first part of 
"Stimpy's Big Day" this week.  This annoyed me.  See, I was trying to 
introduce a friend to RnS, but he wasn't too impressed, since (A) IMHO, 
"Stimpy's Big Day" is one of the weaker stories from the first season, and 
(B) since they're showing one "story" a week, we have to wait until next 
week for part two.  Bah.


Greg
ecurrent@zooid.guild.org
sizone!ecurrent@ee.ryerson.ca

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From: jengagne@wam.umd.edu (Jenny Lynne Gagne)
Subject: Re: HHJJ Song Used In Rubber Nipple Salesmen
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Distribution: na
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 02:37:48 GMT

Well, that's nice, but us lowly IBM users can't play it... anybody
have either the bells version or the Stinky Whizzleteats version of
the happy happy joy joy song in any song format, like .ROL or .MID
or (dare I say) .MOD?

I'm sure Ren and Stimpy IBMers and Amigaers everywhere would be eternally
thankful.  I know I would.  (For that matter, any of the music from the
show.  And don't start telling me to look for Bach and Fantasia, I mean
the few originals :-))

/------ :) ------------+-------------------------------------------------\
| Jengagne@wam.umd.edu | "Erm, excuse me."                               | 
|   Happy Happy Happy, |        - Battle cry from _Sourcery_, T.Prachett |
|     Joy Joy Joy!     |                                                 |
+------------ (: ------+-------------------------------------------------+
|Look for Gagne Software ("One Dares Call It Quality") PD games near you!|
\------------------------------------------------------------------------/
From: pmbarlow@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu (Dan Fielding)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: Some tidbits
Date: 6 Sep 92 00:19:24 GMT
Organization: Miami University Academic Computer Service"

In article <dprice.715710890@convex.com>, dprice@convex.com (David Price) writes:
> Back on August 11th, USA Today ran a big article on R&S. I just came
> across it in a pile of stuff (I saved it, of course!).  Some people
> mentioned the article, but here are some tidbits that I haven't seen
> posted yet.
> 
> Dolls are on the way; Stimpy's comes with a hairball. [I think I've
> seen this posted].

You have.  Stimpy's hairball will be in his mouth, and apparently, if you pull
it, he'll talk.

> "Stimpy's First Fart" is coming soon.

It should be noted that if Nickelodeon bothers to air this one at all, like
"Man's Best Friend," it will be retitled, "Stimpy's First Trouser Cough."  This
information has been posted as well.

> So Fans, what other episodes are coming.  I remember someone
> mentioning "Ren's Pecs" where Stimpy donates his butt fat for Ren to
> get a pectoral enlargement.  There should be an episode called "A Yard
> Too Far" where R&S compete with a baboon reach a steaming plate of hog
> jowls.  I'm still waiting for Sven Hoek, and the "Wizz on the Electric
> Fence" game (will that get by Nick!?).

Well, think about it.  Ren says the word "whizz" in Rubber Nipple Salesmen. 
Chances are, Nick'll let "Whizz on the Electric Fence" go as well.

> And what's this I hear about an episode that won't air on Nick.  I
> think it's call "Man's Best Friend" or something like that.  Detail?
> What could be so awful that Nick won't show it?  They hacked up BHB.

Nickelodeon's standards for viewing are probably the highest you'll find on
cable television, higher even than the Family Network's.  One of BHB's edited
scenes was of Ren vomiting into a toilet.  This, fans, is IMHO a relatively
calm thing, even for a cartoon.  Nick won't show it.  On the other hand, Nick
WILL air the most violent cartoon in known history, The Coyote and Road Runner
cartoons.  Take a good think about THAT one, and then tell me why Nick's censor
board has absolutely no logic to it.

> Someone posted that Ren's line from "Out West" was originally "While
> you were asleep, I used your tongue to soothe my saddle sores" which
> was changed to "... I used your tongue to shine my boots".  The
> original line makes Stimpy's response "That's alright, I wasn't
> asleep" much more funny.  With the rising popularity of R&S, lets hope
> that uncensored episodes will be available on video.

Now, think about it.  Though R+S isn't a children's show in nature, how many of
us really want to hear about Ren licking Stimpy's ass?  That would be crass,
even for John K.  Though he put it in the original drafts of Out West, it's
probably a Good Thing (tm) that it didn't make the final cut.


Getting ready to tape week 4 of the new season...

Dan Fielding.
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Subject: Re: We're Marooned!!
From: pmbarlow@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu (Dan Fielding)
Date: 14 Sep 92 18:50:38 -0500
Organization: Miami University Academic Computer Service"

In article <1992Sep13.055048.534@samba.oit.unc.edu>, Bucky.Whaley@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Bucky Whaley) writes:
> In article <fSw60vQ@quack.sac.ca.us> mrapple@quack.sac.ca.us (Nick Sayer) writes:
>>Well, that's it. Our premiere disruptor is melted,
>>so we can't laugh on our own power, and it may be
>>centuries before a new episode violates this TV.
>>WE'RE MAROONED!
>>Just like the title of this week's cartoon.
> 
> Well, *I'm* about ready to go scout around.

Your wealth of ignorance astounds me.

:-)

Dan Fielding, Stud-at-large.
From: haining@cats.ucsc.edu (Ted Haining)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: uncut Big House Blues stuff
Date: 12 Sep 1992 02:38:46 GMT
Organization: UC Santa Cruz CIS/CE
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: wiyot.ucsc.edu

just a few answers to what seem to be frequent questions:

1. I saw the 3rd Animation Celebration at a small movie house.  
	(It's no longer there by the way.)
2. I don't have it on video cassette.
3. In regard to my blurb about R & S censorship by Nick, I made
	that statement based on a Washington Post interview with
	John K.   I highlighted the word 'SHOULD' to indicate that
	I was expressing an opinion.  If the facts are otherwise,
	I stand corrected.

Hope this clears up a few people's questions.

				->ted haining.
From: gc3@jcnpc.cmhnet.org (George Cifrancis)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: The uncut Big House Blues!
Date: 11 Sep 92 15:17:36 GMT
Organization: Homebrew Virtual Reality Labs
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

haining@cse.ucsc.edu (Ted Haining) writes:
: Hey folks,
:
:    I just happened to see the 3rd Animation Celebration last night,
: so I caught an uncut version of Big House Blues.  The conspiracy minded of
: you will be saddened to learn that only about maybe 30 seconds have been
: cut.

Where did you see it?

George Cifrancis III
gc3@jcnpc.cmhnet.org
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From: jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer)
Subject: Re: REN & STIMPY MARVEL COMIC!!!
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 01:31:15 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <JYM.92Sep9164838@remarque.berkeley.edu> jym@mica.berkeley.edu (Jym Dyer) writes:
>=o= I only point this out because I'm a comics snob and firmly
>believe that the Little Two (Marvel & DC) are B*L*O*A*T*E*D
>S*A*C*K*S F*R*O*M H*E*L*L!!!  John K. would never get the
>creative control he's managed to get if it was "A Marvel Comic",
>and we'd be seeing Wolverine crossovers by issue #4.

Oh god, don't give them ideas! "I'm the best at what I do!" "You're
a bloated sack of protoplasm!" "Snick" <--- hey, the sound of Wolvie's
claws popping out is "snick." 

Hmmm, you know I'd hate to see it happen, but still I wouldn't mind
seeing Wolverine wear a Happy Helmet. 
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Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 21:25:51 EDT
From: <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: 9/5 Episodes

No happiness, no joy.

They played In the Army again.  And Space Madness.  At least they didn't
make me watch Powdered Toast Man again.

And I thought there were supposed to be NEW EPISODES?!?!?!?!

Keeeeeeeriiiippppppeesssss, man.

Hans C. Masing | HCM100@PSUVM.psu.edu  | Penn State University MIS Dept |

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"God is crying."  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to
tell him is "Probably because of something you did."  - Jack Handey
From: trudel@athos.rutgers.edu (Jonathan)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: R&S on the cover Utne Reader
Date: 10 Sep 92 18:30:15 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

dc6x@vax5.cit.cornell.edu writes:


>	Ren and Stimpy and the anouncer guy from Space Madness appear on
>	the cover of the Sept.-Oct. issue of the Utne Reader.

Since my nerdometer is prodding me...

The cover is directly taken from Stimpy's Big Day (or the Big Shot, I
don't remember which), when the people come to pick up Stimpy for
having won the $47,000,000 prize, et al and Ren is claiming "I'm the
Caaat!"  How do I know this?  I have a frame-by-frame mode on my vcr,
and matched it up... :-)
From: crawford@fslcd2.physics.fsu.edu (Eraserhead)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Is there a FAWQ list or a REN-N-Stimpy guide ?
Date: 8 Sep 92 02:02:03 GMT
Organization: Committee for Aesthetic Deletion


  Howdy Guys,

  I need to get a copy of the FAWQ and the ren-n-stimpy guide ? Anybody 
wanna email me ?

thanks,
Lee Crawford
crawford@fslcd2.physics.fsu.edu (128.186.7.51)
exit
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From: Mike.Peacock@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Mike Peacock)
Subject: Spontaneous Humor
Organization: Extended Bulletin Board Service
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 14:50:37 GMT

You never know where you'll find Ren & Stimpy fans.

True Story:  I have acquired the (questionable) habit of spouting R&S
lines whenever the occassion arises, no matter where or with whom I
happen to be.  Three days ago, I was in our local grocery store stocking
up on some items, including a whole baked ham.  As the ham went across
the scanner, I pointed to it and proclaimed (in my best Ren impression):
"The Glazed Ham!".  The checkout girl just gave me a puzzled look, but
the one two aisles over was almost had a cardiac arrest she was laughing
so hard.  It made my day.

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