HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: AKA
Date: 31 Aug 92 20:30:00 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <gunnarh.5@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:

>Someone please let me in on this aka thing.
>(NO, I dont have a sense of homur.bork.bork.bork)
Okay. You're in on it.
Jesam aka Never too busy to be cryptic for the uninitiated
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From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Philosopher's Drinking Song
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 01 Sep 92 06:20:54 GMT
Keywords: Kant, Heidegger, Hume, &c.

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) blabbers:

>Couple of corrections.
One more correction...

[....]
>>Half o' pint of whiskey everyday
> Half a pint...                                     -*
  Half a crate...
[....]

>>Or something like that.
>Close enuff.
Close, but no shrubbery.

>>Unsure words in brackets.  Obviously.
>Only minor things.
Bwackets?  Wot are bwackets ?

>NB/ There might be other versions that I don't know about, so don't
>give out to me, coz I can give out even better. (I could be nasty
>like I were to Eccles too!
Probably a spelling mistake or three in there two, but don't let that
stop ya.

>>Joe aka "you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...
>>         a herring!  (ni!)"
>mNSi... Happy?... O.
Meetch aka No - I already ate it.
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Date: 2 Sep 92 18:45:30 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}>>>>>}>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
}>>>>>}>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
}>>>>>}>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
}>>>>>}*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.
}>>>>>*fart*-exsqueeze me...I shot the waiter with a hypodermic
}>>>>*belch* Bugger off! I couldn't eat another bite!
}>>>*aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhchoooooooo* I think I'm allergic to it!
}>>*kaploooooeeee* Ms. Niggerbaiter's exploded!
}>*splat* *splat* *splat* Oooh look!  It's raining niggerbait!
I hate when that happens..all over my bullets and everything.

}>>Ratboy aka Right! This has gone far enough!
}>Meetch aka No it hasn't.  I can still see it.
}Alright off you go then.
}Clarkus aka Sergeant Major marching up and down the square.
Jester aka left, left, left, right, left 
-- 
	 Two thousand years have passed since bold Priam said,
        "Don't open the gates, who the hell needs a wooden horse
                that size?"
        -Shawn O' Shaun from Woody Allen's "Irish Genius"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Philosopher's Drinking Song
Keywords: Kant, Heidegger, Hume, &c.
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 07:36:11 GMT



>>Couple of corrections.
>One more correction...
Oops.

>[....]
>>>Half o' pint of whiskey everyday
>> Half a pint...                                     -*
>  Half a crate...
Well it was about half 3 in the morning.
Can you ever forgive me?
>[....]

>>>Or something like that.
>>Close enuff.
>Close, but no shrubbery.
Bottom.

>>>Unsure words in brackets.  Obviously.
>>Only minor things.
>Bwackets?  Wot are bwackets ?
That's bRackets, sir. <whap> OUCH!

>>NB/ There might be other versions that I don't know about, so don't
>>give out to me, coz I can give out even better. (I could be nasty
>>like I were to Eccles too!)
>Probably a spelling mistake or three in there two, but don't let that
>stop ya.
Oh, shut up you.

>>>Joe aka "you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...
>>>         a herring!  (ni!)"
>>mNSi... Happy?... O.
>Meetch aka No - I already ate it.
MNSoi.. well tough titty for you, fish face!
From: frodo@iczer-1.UUCP (Alan L. Berger)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: THE COMFY CHAIR????
Keywords: inquisition
Date: 26 Aug 92 01:20:51 GMT
Reply-To: frodo@iczer-1.UUCP (Alan L. Berger)
Organization: The Kurowulf Empire


B-T-W, don't eat the salmon mousse.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: THE COMFY CHAIR????
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Keywords: inquisition
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 04:27:00 GMT

>B-T-W, don't eat the salmon mousse.

Eeeew! who would eat a mouse anyway...I mean, it would be sort of cannibalism
from my perspective, what with the whiskers and all...but a salmon mouse?
Hmmm...that sounds a little fishy {clop} Ugh! {thud}.


Another edition of...Atilla the PUN!

Ratboy aka Oh! You said MOUSSE! I get it it! Hahahahaha--{thud}
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: an arguement
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 04:19:00 GMT

>No it isn't.

{DING} Thank you.

Ratboy aka But that was never five minutes just now...

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Pythonesque flaming (I can hear the thunder....)
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 04:24:00 GMT

>Really Darling...
> 
>	I have several *flames* already *wink wink*...But I have yet
>to find one that can properly handle me. *nudge nudge*

Get a load of me! I take a few loads, though...put on a little weight recently

>Lisa aka ask me if I go *say no more*

Ok. Do you go? 

Ratboy is a sucker for firey women that go...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jpg7@po.CWRU.Edu (Joseph P. Graves)
Subject: Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FOR HARRY MANDELL
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 23:03:48 GMT


NO NEWFIE JOKES! I've heard all 1,000,000 of them!

"Now you're off to college, try to gain a little knowledge.
But all you want to do is learn how to score" (J.B.)

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a
system of government"
JPG7 (FPrefect)
@po.cwru.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ednclark@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Jeffrey Clark)
Subject: Re: Holy Grail...
Organization: ITC, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia
Date:  2 Sep 92 10:25:46 GMT

azub@fam168.sni.de (AP52 Auszubildender) writes:


>"Crucifiction ?"
>"yes"
>"Ok. Line on the left. One cross each."

N....n....nu...nnnnnu..........nu.nu.nu...nnnnnnnnnnuu..nu.nu.nee


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: CONFUSE-A-CAT/VISITORS
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 04:19:23 GMT

In article <sprooney.715305361@unix1.tcd.ie>
sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
 
>
>>       I was wondering if all thew episodes of Monty Python's Flying Circus
>>had been released on video yet?
>>       Specifically, I'm looking for two sketches in particular:
>>               confuse-a-cat
>>               The Visitors (like what goes around the middle of the earth
>>                               only with an 'l')
>
>>can anybody tell me if these are out and on what volumes they exist?
>>If they're not out, I'd monetarily appreciate them on video if someone
>>has them...
>
>Um... I think it's on vid somewhere.. I'm sure I saw it. Try writing
>to the BBC. I have it, but it's orf TV.
>
>ISm?
>NO!!
I have it on an *old* BBC promotional cassette.  "It" being 'The Visitors'.
Don't ask me how to get a copy.  A friend of mine gave it to me. And no, I
don't know where he got it either.
Chris
 
"If it's all the same to you, I'd like to remove my trousers and display my
Y-fronts"
       - 'Are You Being Served?'
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Philosopher's Drinking Song
Date: 1 Sep 92 12:52:48 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <78778@ut-emx.uucp>, joewhite@ut-emx.uucp (Joe Carl White) writes:
> Immanuel Kant was a real piss ant
> who was rarely very stable,
> Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
> who could drink you under the table
> David Hume could out-consume
> Freud and Freidrich Hegel

It's either "Schopenhauer and Hagel" or "Good ol' Friedrich Hagel"
depending on which recording you have.

Freud was not a philosopher.

> And Lichtenstein was a beery swine
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Wittgenstein

> who was just as shlossed as Shlegel.
                              ^^^^^^^
			      Schlagel (sp?)

> 
> There's nothin' Nietzche couldn't teach ya
> 'bout the raisin' of the wrist
> Socrates himself was permanently pissed
> 
> John Stuart Mill of his own free will
> a half o' pint of 'chanty was particularly [ill]
		     ^^^^^^                   ^^^
                  brandy of shandy          correct

> Plato they say [could put away]
		 could stick it away

> Half o' pint of whiskey everyday
          ^^^^
  Half a crate 

> Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for a bottle
> Awfully fond of his dram
  ^^^^^^^
  Hobbs

> And Rene Descartes was a Drunken fart
> "I drink, therefor I am."
            ^^^^^^^^
            therefore

> 
> Yes, Sophocles himself is particularly missed
> A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
> 
> 
> Or something like that.
> Unsure words in brackets.  Obviously.
> 

Get "Monty Python Sings"

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Can I just interrupt here for a second...
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Thu, 03 Sep 92 03:25:50 GMT

ednclark@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Jeffrey Clark) blurts:

>mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

>>>>>>Can I just say that this is the first time I've posted to this group this 
>>>>>>term?
>>>>> 
>>>>> You're very silly, and I'm not going to read you.
>>>>> 
>>>>But it's my only line!!!
>>>>
>>>>Andrew aka shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun!
>>> 
>>>I'm sorry, but I don't quite follow your banter. Could you type it slower?

>>Banter's not the same if you type it slower, Squiffy.

>>>eric aka the 'alf a bee
>>Ratboy aka Is the third test in here?

>Icky, Icky, ptang .... nee.

Meetch aka *yike!* You're off your chump, chum!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: bill@AEC.MsState.Edu (bill balcerzak)
Subject: MP Biblical quotes
Keywords: florida, note, lime pie, phrase
Organization: Mississippi State University, Department of Agricultural Economics:  Geographic Information Systems
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 23:53:46 GMT


Dir sir:

It has come to my attention that I wish to receive four things: Monty Python
Biblical style quotes, full frontal nudity, and unicorns.  No.  I wish to
receive three things: Monty Python Biblical style quotes and full frontal
nudity.  I mean, I would like know if anyone has two things: biblical quotes
such as the holy hand grenade from the Book of Armaments in the Holy Grail.

Yours,

Major William Wanker
Office of Conspicuous Consumption
United States Department of Very Large Floating Vessels With Lots Of Space And
Nuclear Weapons And Hamburgers


-- 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This program posts news to thousands of machines throughout the entire
civilized world. Are you absolutely sure that you want to do this? [ny]
Oh, I'm sooo scared.	 	  		   bill@aec.msstate.edu
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Band Names
Date: 26 Aug 92 16:59:53 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <1684F9177.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
|> Names...........
|> how about "The incredible, heat-seeking, new and improved, psychic jello molds?
|> "
|>  eh, eh?
|>  
|> Chris aka Jester's head works out nicely for a bass drum pedal.

Michael aka yes, and that strawberry jelly is so nice.... go on kick it some more,man.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: ADVERTISEMENT
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 13:12:20 GMT

In article <1992Aug28.115656.9256@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> Robert.T.Warfield@dartmouth.edu (Robert T. Warfield) writes:


>  And now, introudcing, the new Catholic Condom!!!!!!!!!
>  Yuo may ask, "How is this possible?"
>  Yes, new Catholic Condom, with our specialy patented hole in the end.
>  Nary a sperm mis wasted.
>  So buy NEW Catholic Condom today!!!
> 

Call me silly, but I believe the point to a certain extent is somewhat 
vanished if the condoms have holes.

		--Geronimo
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: tvilla@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Tim Villa)
Subject: Re: Wibble, for beginners
Organization: University of Western Australia
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 08:42:03 GMT

00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:

>In article <sprooney.714166731@unix1.tcd.ie>
>sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
> 
>>
>>>>>>>> => Well it is time for another silly thread so I will start it off with the
>>>>>>>> =>words "Llama".
>>>>>>>> Wrong ... we'll start it with 'Albatross'
>>>>>>>Wrong again.... "BEANS"
>>>>>>I'm sorry, I'll read that again:  "Number 27.  The Larch."
>>>>>But but, I thought Number 27 was the Spanish inquisition!  Or was that 28...
>>>>>oh, bum.  I forget.
>>>>NOBODY forgets the Spamish Inhibition. Our main weapon is... um...
>>Um... ah... It's on the tip of my tongue...
>>>>
>>>>>>>> =>Pag aka threads starting is me..
>>>>>>>> =>
>>>>>>>> =>ps. well I could not put threads r us cuz some1 already said that one..
>>>>>>>> Simon aka time to introduce some REAL silliness ....
>>>>>>>Dave aka <you can't see this but I'm doing the silly walk>
>>>>>>Richard aka Tits Winkle & Vibraphone (Solicitors)
>>>>>Meetch aka Ergh!  "Grunties" is bad enuff!
>>>>IOSnm .. or how about this: zzzzzzzzzip. rollrollrollroll. <thump>
>>>><thump>
>>>Chris aka Why, that's a garden hose, you silly boy <tee hee>.
>>IOsn
>>   Strange how everyone makes that mistake. Hold on. That IS The garden
>>   hose. I thought I had syphalus there.
>>M.
>Chris aka Knows the difference between syphilis and a garden hose!
Get stuffed you toffy nosed....whoops this is a follow up, not abuse!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Name
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 05:49:43 GMT


>>This is my first time posting anywhere and I don't care if I get flamed 
>>because I get no mail here on this UUCP node anyway...
>Oh. Like we ever flame anyone...*evil grin*
Now kiddies... OH YES WE DO!

>>I got a name, how about "Antelopes nibblin on the hoops"  Thats has a 
>>nice sort of woody sound to it.
>Yea. I like that...group vote!
Um... I was thinking moe along the lines of 'I want a cup of Tea' or
'Frog the dry sprikkot'

>>Edwin Ostrin
>Ratboy aka Ratboy aka Ratboy aka Ratboy aka Ratboy aka Ratboy aka Ratboy
Me. Sniom. Silly boy.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: PS
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 10:44:00 GMT

>>> >|> >Band name? Um... the Leprous Hell-Wombats from the planet Norman!
>>> >|> Is this Frank's planet?
>>> >THIS IS NOT FRANK'S PLANET!!  This has nothing to DO with Frank!
>Yeah... Frank's planet is Venus. To be Frank.
>>> 
>>> What about George, then? I hear he's got a nice little plant over near Luton.
>I prefer Norman. He's a nice litle planet over my hea...
>Or maybe Bob?
>>> 
>>> >|> Eccles aka The Lore-Bringer
>>> >-- lisa aka that's a mighty big IF...
>>> Ratboy aka you think *that's* big...look at the size of my...briefcase.
>>Oooohhh! Nice briefcase, sailor!!
>Well that's just his problem... it shouldn't be brief!
> 
>>PKT aka rather fond of......large briefcases.........
>Well I know Ratboy's secret... he's really a big pri..

Right! One more quip from you and you're nicked!

>MS? Oh gawds... I never wanted to do these anagrams anyway. I really
>wanted to be... a KSM!
>noi.

Ratboy aka *sniff*
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: AKA police.
Keywords: Numatic.
Date: 3 Sep 92 14:41:04 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <BtwJKt.9BH@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) monopolizes:

>Alright. It hhas come to my attention that the illegal use
>of aka's has been running rampant on this board. I can say that
>the only legal way to obtain and aka license is to e-mail one
>jesterr@sage.cc.purdue.edu and pledge your eternal life and soul to him.
>or just mail huge sums of money....either idea will work.

OR for a small fee, I can forge you a pirated one, like mine!!

>now if you don't get that legal license...I will have to be forced
>to do something drastic...like......

[empty threats crushed by 200 ton weight]

>Jester aka how do you like them apples eh?
James aka I can defend myself! I have point-ed sticks!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM 
Subject: Re: PS
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 13:39:37 GMT


sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) enunciated:
> 
> >>>PKT aka rather fond of......large briefcases.........
> >>Well I know Ratboy's secret... he's really a big pri..
> >Right! One more quip from you and you're nicked!
> Why did the tacheon cross the road.
> Because he was on the other side.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
	I don't get it............
> 
> >>MS? Oh gawds... I never wanted to do these anagrams anyway. I really
> >>wanted to be... a KSM!
> >>noi.
> 
> >Ratboy aka *sniff*
> MNSio... you know you shouldn't use that stuff, RB... flour isn't
> good for you.
Ratboy, here buddy, use my shoe (8 1/2).  It's MUCH better to sniff from.

PKT aka {shhhh.....watch!!!}
___________________________________________________________________________
Peter K. Taylor			||	Grab your egg-and-fours and	
right hemisphere, 		||	let's get the bacon delivered!
leftoverture,			||			mpfc
Markham, ON, Canada		||-----------------------------------------
				||           (so much for Pathos!)




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From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: PS
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Mon, 24 Aug 1992 01:32:00 GMT

>>>=>While I'm posting all these useless messages, I would just like
>>>=>to add that I have nothing to say.
>>>	Jolly good, because you're a very silly man, and I'm NOT going to 
>>>interview you .... while I'm on the subject, can I just say that this is the
>>>4128789342534th useless message I've posted to alt.fan.python ..... no?
>>>thought not ....
>>> 
>>>Simon aka not ready for any musical interludes ...... yet [assorted sounds of
>>>	  a bass guitar being tuned up....]
>>Ok. We got a guitarist and a bassist...any drummers out there?
>>We need a band name...
>ME VOCALIST. ME GROWL LOWD! ME MAD CHAINSAW WIELDING ZOMBIE
>RITUALISTIC NOT-VERY-NICE-PERSON. ME LUV GRUNT. ME SING! (ISH...)

Why not? Slayer does it and they sound great! So..we have me on guitar...OSInm
on bass and vocals...someone's elbowless dad on the drums/head...we have a band!

With the intellegnce OSInm showed in that last remark we may need another 
lyricist...

>Band name? Um... the Leprous Hell-Wombats from the planet Norman!

Hmmm. What about Gravedigger's Leftovers?

>>Ratboy the Tone-Deaf
>OSInm aka (as above)
Ratboy the Corpse
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From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: PS
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 21:22:00 GMT

>> >|> Eccles aka The Lore-Bringer
>> >-- lisa aka that's a mighty big IF...
>> Ratboy aka you think *that's* big...look at the size of my...briefcase.
>> 
>Oooohhh! Nice briefcase, sailor!!

That's nothing. Get a load of my tattoo!

>PKT aka rather fond of......large briefcases.........
Ratboy aka I'm kinda partial to *huge*........tracts of land.
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: My Testes
Date: 23 Aug 92 10:01:44 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <BtC4IA.A5x@zeus.dialix.oz.au>, meetch@zeus.dialix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
|> bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-) babbles:
|> 
|> >In article <1992Aug19.201204.15507@aber.ac.uk>, ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony) writes:
|> >|> frank2@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za (FRANK D N) scribbled : 
|> >|> 
|> >|> =>On 7 August I sent a test message to alt.test. It was titled TESTES and read:
|> >|> =>.
|> >|> =>Testes, testes, one, two, three...
|> >|> =>Oh, sorry, only two.
|> >|> =>.
|> >|> =>I have just found TESTES in *this* newsgroup. Can I be so bold as to presume 
|> >|> =>that I was the inspiration for this topic?
|> >|> 	Nope ... absolutely not ... ferrrrget it brother .... no way etc.
|> >Bums, testes and lumberjacking-offs.... what is happening to this newsgroup? It's
|> >rapidooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... ahem, rapidly becoming
|> >altfan.monty_has_sex_with_a_python....... 
|> 
|> Oooooh!!!!!  When's the spanking then?  And the oral sex?  MUST have oral
|> sex.  Where?  When?  *pant pant* *thump*
|> 
|> Thankyou.  Back to your regularly scheduled insanity.
|> 
|> >|> 	
|> >|> Simon aka I wonder how Jos will get on now that he has strawberry jelly for 
|> >|> 	  brains.....
|> >Michael aka probably a lot better.... he certainly smells better.... wobbles a bit
|> >much though
|> Meetch aka Ahh yes, actually the wobbles come from people shouting "NI!" at
|>            'im constantly, although he does smell almost good enuff to stick
|>            a straw in 'is ear and suck. ;)

so you *HAVE* found the oral sex then.... leave some for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Michael aka Strawberries and cream (know what I mean?)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Hmm...I like this, please explain
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 04:29:30 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.212427.6310@seq.uncwil.edu>
jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.) writes:
 
>During a MP movie I came to the realization that there is
>probably a news group on this subject, and it might be
>pretty cool...frigid even...to join in.
>Sure enough, your here.  So this is your standard "Hi,
>I'm a newbie as if you couldn't tell, please get the teasing
>over and get used to me....I'm here to stay" introduction.
>*grin*
>
>Now.
>As to the explaining...I have been reading this group for..
>ohhh....2 hours, (all my entries are gone..*pout*) and
>I have observed a very strange mannerism.
>Such as J.T. aka blah bla blah bla blah
>would someone tell me where this originated at, I can't really
>use it unless I understand it....otherwise it would be silly!!!
>
Silly is all that it is.  And you can't use it without a licence, else we
taunt you endlessly, untill you lay huddled in a corner, begging for mercy!
Chris aka A nice guy.....most of the time.....
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