From: metraton@cruzio.santa-cruz.ca.us
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: SIC SEMPER TYRRANNOSAURUS or More Barney Bashing - offensive to Barney (rot 13)
Keywords: Barney, fag dinosaurs, smarm
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 93 20:43:10 PST
Reply-To: metraton@cruzio.santa-cruz.ca.us
Followup-To: Previous Barney Bashings


    Erpragyl, V cbfgrq na negvpyr jurer V cbfghyngrq gung Onearl gur Qvabfnhe
 creuncf jnf abg jung ur frrzrq gb or, ohg jnf,va snpg, fbzr rivy orvat orag 
 ba gnxvat bire gur zvaqf bs puvyqera rireljurer. Gur Terng Hajnfurq fpbssrq 
 ng zl jneavatf.
  
    Jryy,  Onearl gur Qvabfnhe vf fgvyy nzbatfg hf, oenvajnfuvat uncyrff
 puvyqera, naq LBH whfg FVG gurer ng lbhe grezvany puhpxyvat ng zl fb-pnyyrq 
 "znqarff". Ohg yvfgra. Gurer'f fgvyy gvzr gb chg na raq gb uvf rivy Whenffvp
 fpurzrf.

    V'ir qbar fbzr erfrnepu naq vg'f pyrne gb zr gung Onearl vf fbzr xvaq bs
 znyvtanag fhcreangheny sbepr gung unf vainqrq n gbl fghssrq qvabfnhe. Jvgu
 gung va zvaq, yrg'f qvfphff ubj ur pna or qrfgeblrq.

    Fheirvyyrapr fubjf gung gurer ner gjb cevapvcny Onearl zbqrf. Gurer'f
 gur "Fragvrag Zbqr", jurer ur vf n fvk-sbbg gnyy shmml checyr fnhevna jub
 zbirf nebhaq serryl naq gnyxf naq fvatf yvxr na oenva qnzntrq pnfgengv.
 Gura gurer vf gur "Gbl Zbqr", jurer ur nccrnef gb or n fznyy fghssrq irefvba 
 bs uvzfrys. (ABGR: Arvgure bs gurfr vf Onearl'f gehr sbez. Nf n perngher bs 
 qnexarff, ur pna gnxr ba nal sbez ur pubbfrf. Va gehgu, ur cebonoyl ybbxf
 n ybg yvxr Zvpx Wnttre. Qbrfa'g fvat yvxr uvz, gubhtu.)

    Fb. Yrg'f fnl lbh unccra gb frr guvf gbl Onearl, whfg fvggvat gurer va
 n fjvat znqr sebz na byq Haveblny. Qb lbh chyy bhg lbhe unaql Z-16 naq chzc
 uvz shyy bs ubg yrnq, fpernzvat "QVR, LBH HAUBYL FCNJA BS FNGNA! QVR QVR 
 QVR!" Ab. Lbh qb abg. Guvf jvyy bayl znxr uvz natel. Vs lbh'er YHPXL ur jvyy
 bayl fhpx bhg lbhe fbhy yvxr fbhc guebhtu n fgenj.

    Jr ner qrnyvat jvgu n FHCREANGHENY Perngher urer. Qba'g nffhzr gung whfg
 orpnhfr ur YBBXF yvxr n shmml unezyrff qbyy gung ur VF n shmml unzyrff qbyy.
 Va gbl sbez ur jvyy or pbafgnagyl ba uvf thneq, jurernf va npgvir zbqr ur
 guvaxf uvzfrys vaiharenoyr. Naq GUNG funyy or uvf qbjasnyy.

 Lbh jvyy arrq gur fgnaqneq gbbyf: Tneyvp, n pehpvsvk, na veba ebq, n Gnzzl 
 Snlr erpbeq, fghss yvxr gung. Xrrc gurz ernql ng nyy gvzrf va pnfr bs enaqbz
 Onearl
 rapbhagref.

    Vs ol fbzr punapr lbh QB rapbhagre Gur Uryyfcnja va npgvir zbqr, gnxr 
 gurfr fgrcf:

    *QB ABG ZNXR RLR PBAGNPG!*
    Uvf rlrf unir cbjre. Ur hfrf gurz gb cbffrff crbcyr. Vs lbh tnmr gbb ybat 
    hcba uvf pbhagranapr, lbh jvyy or UVF, obql naq fbhy. Gur rssrpg vfa'g 
    nf boivbhf ba G.I., ng yrnfg abg jvgu nqhygf. Va crefba, ubjrire....
    Jryy, whfg jrne n jryqvat znfx.

    *QB ABG YRG UVZ FVAT GB LBH!*
    Sbe bar guvat, ur'f n ONQ fvatre, naq ur fgrnyf uvf evssf. Gur erny 
    qnatre pbzrf, ubjrire, sebz gur frqhpgvir dhnyvgl bs uvf Fbat Bs 
    Ragenczrag:
                       
                       V ybir lbh....
                       Rgp...
                       Rgp...
                       Jba'g lbh fnl lbh ybir zr gbb?

    Vs lbh QB fnl lbh ybir uvz, be jbefr, fvat gur arkg irefr, gura ur BJAF
    lbhe fbhy naq nyy vgf npprffbevrf. Naq jr'yy unir gb xvyy lbh gbb.

    *NPG PNFHNY.*
    Yhyy uvz vagb n snyfr frafr bs frphevgl. Cergraq lbh jnag na nhgbtencu 
    sbe lbhe arcurj. Vs lbh'er rfcrpvnyyl fxvyyshy, lbh pna trg uvz gb fvta
    na nterrzrag gb yrnir zbegnyf nybar sbe nyy rgreavgl. (ABGR: Lbhe cra
    ZHFG or svyyrq jvgu oybbq sbe guvf gb jbex.) Juvyr ur vf abg ernyyl 
    yvxryl gb snyy sbe n purnc fghag yvxr guvf, vg'f pregnvayl jbegu n gel, 
    hayrff lbh'er jbeevrq nobhg uvz fhpxvat hc lbhe fbhy yvxr wryyb guebhtu 
    n Ubbire. Juvpu ur'yy qb.

    *QRFGEBL UVZ.*
    Qba'g jbeel. Vs lbh'ir qbar rirelguvat evtug ur jba'g fhfcrpg n guvat.
    Gur sbyybjvat zrgubqf jvyy pregnvayl naavyvungr zbfg perngherf bs
    qnexarff:
    
    1) Cbxr uvz tragyl va gur evof jvgu n pehphsvk, fnlvat "Url? Url? Url?
       Ovt sryyn?"

    2) Oybj crccre ng uvz. Unir n cevrfg ernql gb fnl "Oyrff lbh," jura ur 
       farrmrf. Fgnaq jryy onpx, fb nf abg gb trg Onearl-ovgf nyy bire lbh.

    3) Oybj uvf snpr bss jvgu n syner tha. Fgvyy tbg gung jryqvat znfx ba?

    4) Pnapry uvf fubj. (ABGR: Lbh'q orggre or n COF rkrphgvir. Bgurejvfr
       ur'yy fhpx bhg lbhe fbhy yvxr ovytr guebhtu n chzc.)

    5) Nfx lbhefrys. Ubj jbhyq "ZnpTlire" unaqyr guvf?
    
    6) Qrpncvgngr uvz jvgu n fvyire fjbeq, ba fnperq tebhaq, haqre n 3-Q 
       cvpgher bs Wrfhf, juvyr qevaxvat n tynff bs ubyl jngre SEBZ GUR SNE 
       FVQR BS GUR TYNFF, jvgu n ont bire lbhe urnq, juvyr fvatvat "Nznmvat 
       Tenpr", va n zbagu jvgu n "X" va vg. (Abgr: Gur fjbeq ZHFG or oyrffrq 
       ol Uvf Ubyvarff gur Cbcr. Bgurejvfr, lbh'er jnfgvat lbhe gvzr.)

    Bar bs gubfr bhtug gb jbex. Tvir vg n gel. Vs lbh'q yvxr gb svryq grfg 
 nal bs gurfr zrgubqf, hfr gurz ba Ehfu Yvzonhtu. Nyy bs gur nobir nccyvrf 
 gb UVZ, gbb.
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