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Date:         Tue, 21 Jul 1992 14:36:00 EDT
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From:         Dayum Yainkee <LIBJRM@EMUVM1.BITNET>
Subject:      a ditty fer yoo
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The sincerity meter
sketched on to his peter
has become the talk of the town
And the look in his eyes
when he gets a rise
would look better on Bozo the clown

Chorus:
He's been earnest and good
like a man oughta should
He's Mr. Sincerity
(Repeat)

He's the cleverest of dicks
but his roots in the sticks
keep his brain from working too well
and his ill-honed wit's
'bout as sharp as a tit
that's been stuffed in a Playtex shell

He's been earnest and good
like a man oughta should
He's Mr. Sincerity...
(Repeat and fade)



Thank you for your kind attention. Now draw your own damn circle...c?

Darling.
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Date:         Tue, 21 Jul 1992 12:24:00 EDT
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From:         "Verlin T. Cowpie" <LIBJRM@EMUVM1.BITNET>
Subject:      Kudos
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As a representative of the Citizens for Redneck American Musical Propogation
(C.R.A.M.P.), I would like to officially express our heartfelt and undying
gratitude to Mssrs. Dickens and Parker for their continuing efforts in the
struggle for the kind of recognition and glorification of this most reviled
of art forms, in the hope that they and others will never forget the pivotal
role it plays in the lives of millions of flag-waving jingoistic patriotic
morons across this great nation of ours.

you betcha,

VTC
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Date:         Fri, 31 Jul 1992 16:26:52 EDT
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From:         LIBWCA@EMUVM1.BITNET
Subject:      Re: Commentary on _Gook City_
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              31 Jul 1992 16:25:00 AST from <J_DUCHESNE@UPR1.UPR.CLU.EDU>

On Fri, 31 Jul 1992 16:25:00 AST <J_DUCHESNE@UPR1.UPR.CLU.EDU> said:
>Dear Author:
>         I am reading _Gook City_ and enjoying the good writing. Some
>passages may be too skematic for my taste, but maybe they derive their
>force from that. There is a good alternating play of the elliptic andi
>the explicit.
>         How may I obtain the First Part?
>         Yours,
>                 The Foreign Reader

Sir, I will not allow this slur on the character of my comrade,
GarrulousRutabaga to go unchallenged.  I'll have you know that
GangrenousRolodex was writing vile, diseased swill when you, sir,
were still in knee britches.  Fetch your scabby knees to yonder
field, sir.  I challenge you!  Yes, you sir!  I shall call for you
at dawn.
"Good writing" indeed.  Harumph.
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Date:         Tue, 21 Jul 1992 12:51:00 EDT
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From:         Arthur Parker <LIBALP@EMUVM1.BITNET>
Subject:      re: Kudos
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Mr. LIBJRM is obviously insincere for two reasons:

1) "Verlin" sounds like some Connecticut hippy's idea of a redneck name.
2) "Mssrs."

Quasi-redneck.  Is that bad or good?
Darling.

ap
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From:         hag@CELIO.UVM.EDU
Subject:      Re: M.
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Emboldened by H760 questions re: GOOKCITY I, too must express some confusion
over the use of the term Gook. My only knowledge of the definition of that
term is that it is/was a derogatory term used by USAers to describe the
Vietnamese during that blighted time in our not so distant past. So the
question adds a new dimension, i.e. how do Vietnamese fit into the story? Or
is Gook being generalized to mean any person or group of persons to be
derogated?

- Hope
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Date:         Fri, 24 Jul 1992 16:44:00 EDT
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From:         A----- P----- <LIBALP@EMUVM1.BITNET>
Subject:      Knock next time
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>mache brimstones, buddy-ro. Reach into MY top left-hand desk drawer, and
>pull out the file marked "Boyd".  Look at the pictures, Quisling.  Float

How about I reach into your top left-hand pocket and pull out your Achey-
Breaky Heart?  Ever dance for your dinner, Anderson?

Ha Ha, the old jokes are the best ones, aren't they, Bill?  Seriously though,
I thought we had an understanding.  You want one of these?
      (dear, can you move over that way about 4 inches.  good.)
Anyway, Bill.  Bill, Bill, Bill.  I can't believe you're so upset.
It's just business, and you're a businessman.  Yeah, hegemon, whatever.
Don't put your feet on that.  You knew this could happen.  For Chrissake, Bill,
put away the staple remover.  No, I don't wanna know what you named it.  Look,
these nice men are gonna show you out; I think in time you'll forget--
Yes, a nice doggie of your own, woof-woof. Anything for you, Billy-Boy, . . .
Ha Ha you bet. Bye now.
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Date:         Wed, 29 Jul 1992 14:58:00 -05
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From:         Dana Rollins <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>
Subject:      DEPUTY DICKENS
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Neutralized?  Neutralized?
Why, you poor ignorant bastard.  The great doctor is merely away in
another galaxy at the moment.  I'm watching his mail and feeding his
menagerie in his absence.  I have relayed your ill-advised arrogance to
Herr Foss and am confident that you will soon be dealt with in the
fashion your despicable kind so richly deserve.
You will wish you had never played this deadly game.


Merciful Deputy Lee Dickens,
Silver Surfer Lookalike
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Date:         Wed, 22 Jul 1992 12:21:00 GMT
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From:         strangler the taciturn <H760@CPC865.EAST-ANGLIA.AC.UK>
Subject:      Re: M.
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About GOOKCITY: the "city" I can live with, the "gook" requires
additional explanation.  Perhaps I blinked at just the wrong moments,
but I only found a "gook" mentioned once, viz: "whatever bomb level
in bombs and gooks".  This does not help me formulate a theory as to
what a gook is.  I do not know what a gook is.  Please tell me.  I
will not wait for part two when the gook leaves the army, gets married,
more fool it, and raises a child; I wish to know now.

I'm so ashamed, it was terribly insensitive of me to presume M had
two (2) eyebrows.  Thank you, Arthur, for putting me right before I had
compounded my error by assuming the existence of any other facial
features.

Arthur, M has two (2) eyebrows.  However, M does not have a head.

You should have been more careful, Arthur.  You saw what happened
to Bill.  Bill wouldn't give me a job.  Bill no longer lives.

Darling.

**BANG!**   corpse of Arthur -------->    	O<-<

Arthur lay SHOT through the [HEART] and stretched out on the floor
As the weeks went by he didn't look like Arthur any more
The BLOOD clotted deep in the carpet and turned it rusty RED
Otherwise no one seemed to mind about Arthur being DEAD.

Thank you.  The name of that one was "Lycidas".  Thank y'all very much.
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Date:         Fri, 24 Jul 1992 09:59:32 CST
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From:         GR4302@SIUCVMB.BITNET
Subject:      shitcity
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Yeah well words are in the ears of the beholders and squat.  Gook, if you
must know, is slime that you get on your hands when you have to reach into
a garbage disposal or sewer or what.  Is it a derogatory expression used
against Asians?  Some would say so.  What does it mean in GookCity?  Your
guess.  There are a few explanations in part two, but what does that mean?
Because some ass in part two tells you what gook means I suppose y'all'll
believe it.  That's okay, it's probably right.  Hint:  You're all a bunch
of fucking gooks, as far as I can see (or is that near, help John).  Anyway,
zon zu ze zoza.... Since part two is getting so long winded I suppose I'll
post it in two sections and post the first part of part two soon, rill soon.
Hmmmm maybe I'll post part 3 in 3 parts and part 4 in 4 parts... Well, maybe.
Zo you PC-types, chill out and wait to judge the book when you've read it,
then flame away.  For now though please be patient for a few more months so
as to get the full flavor of it.  Kind words, though, are welcome.  You know,
fluff, like:  gee that was great!  I loved every word of it!  Riveting,
absoflippinlutely riveting!!  et. al.
;^##
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From:         GR4302@SIUCVMB.BITNET
Subject:      City, as in any City, preferably in Puerto Rico
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Dear List God or Goddess:
Hi, how's the hip?  Give me every scrap of info you got in small
quantum packages with a complete iconographic lexicon and mythography
and no-one will get hurt, see?  Do it or I'll PING your head from
here to Cabo San Lucas!
:^## --  ok, the wink's gone, but what smile??
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Date:         Wed, 22 Jul 1992 15:37:00 -05
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From:         Dana Rollins <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>
Subject:      POEM
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THE FORCE THAT THROUGH THE GREEN FUSE DRIVES THE FLOWER

The force that through the green fuse drives the flower
Drives my green age; that blasts the roots of trees
Is my destroyer.
And I am dumb to tell the crooked rose
My youth is bent by the same wintry fever.

The force that drives the water through the rocks
Drives my red blood; that dries the mouthing streams
Turns mine to wax.
And I am dumb to mouth unto my veins
How at the mountain spring the same mouth sucks.

The hand that whirls the water in the pool
Stirs the quicksand; that ropes the blowing wind
Hauls my shroud sail.
And I am dumb to tell the hanging man
How of my clay is made the hangman's lime.

The lips of time leech to the fountain head;
Love drips and gathers, but the fallen blood
Shall calm her sores.
And I am dumb to tell a weather's wind
How time has ticked a heaven round the stars.

And I am dumb to tell the lover's tomb
How at my sheet goes the same crooked worm.



             ----- Dylan Thomas
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Date:         Tue, 28 Jul 1992 15:03:00 GMT
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From:         strangler the sundry individual <H760@CPC865.EAST-ANGLIA.AC.UK>
Subject:      intentionally cryptic
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Whateversatz you say.
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Date:         Fri, 24 Jul 1992 16:20:09 EDT
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From:         LIBWCA@EMUVM1.BITNET
Subject:      REPORTS OF MY DEATH...
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Well, well, well... seems I'm not dead after all.  Seems a certain party
found it to his advantage to make me *think* I was dead.  Well, you can
fool me once, Parker, but you never should have used those cheap paper-
mache brimstones, buddy-ro. Reach into MY top left-hand desk drawer, and
pull out the file marked "Boyd".  Look at the pictures, Quisling.  Float
'em through your head real slow, Mr. Now I'm The Toast Of The Nashville
Network, sittin' there in MY crushed velvet chair, drinkin' my fifty-
year-old Scotch, with MY teenaged cheerleader perched precariously on
your oh-so-fragile left kneecap.  Have another handrolled Cuban
cigarillo, Generalisimo.  I'm coming for you.
Bill
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Date:         Thu, 30 Jul 1992 17:06:55 EDT
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From:         Juniper Sage <CHEATING@SBCCVM.BITNET>
Subject:      &, of course, the return
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As predicted, the arrival of the Irish Goddess, as well as the otherwise
unexpected pleasure of finding DFOSS in the mail, and this necessitates
the passage back.  I hope GR4302 won't mind if I sing a day early.
"Satellite Sally/ How I wish you were mine/ You fly through the heavens/
Keep the world on time...."  Outside, the raen [sic] has arrived, which
means that the Fall has arisen.  No longer may one sleep late, unless
so predisposed and well situated.


Thank you to LIBALP for the four cheers, though I'm not at all certain
as to what to do with them.  I had thought about responding with similar
accolades, but others here already accuse this group of being too self-
admiring, and I'd hate to have to provoke C09615TI into spelling again.
I would still like to know who LIBCIRC is, though; seemed rather nice.

So, has mbm found this delightful neck of the woods, or has he kept
himself deliriously in the dark?  In respectful response: WORDS-L is
a mistake often made by those first exploring the bounties of the
LISTSERVs, a bog of self-reference which makes SBRHYM-L look admirable.

DFOSS: Why have you died?  It can't have been excessive radiation,
as it's my understanding that cockroaches have a stronger threshold
for such things.  Please, let me know if there is anything that can
be done to assist you in your posthumous journeys.


And, H760, I'm as loathsome to you as you could hope; fnir vg sbe Z.


Juniper Sage.
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From:         Dana Rollins <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>
Subject:      REPORTS OF HIS DEATH
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OMIGODHE'SGOTTAGUN!!!!!!!!
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From:         Dana Rollins <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>
Subject:      JUST ANOTHER HAT ACT
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Howdy ya'll, now this here song's called

DON'T YOU WISH LOVE WAS CONTAGIOUS

(and it goes something like this, 1-2-3-4-1-2-3:)

I thought I saw
the Angel of Mercy
She flew in my winduh
on wings of corn silk
I said "Hey Honey,
I think yer bodacious!"
And we sang this here song
as we drank buttermilk -

     Don't you wish love was contagious?
     Don't you wish love could be spread?
     Don't you wish love was contagious?
     And bad guys and meanies were dead

Oh Glory Mae Schmidt
Won'tcha tell me where are yew?
I can't see yer face
but I can sure smell yer breath!
Yew said that yew
would not let me touch yew
But if ya come any closer
I'll kiss yew to death  - EVERYBODY

     Don't you wish love was contagious?
     Don't you wish love could be spread?
     Don't you wish love was contagious?
     And bad guys and meanies were dead

{instrumental refrain} ("Alright, bring the band down behind me, boys")

     Don't you wish love was contagious?
     Don't you wish love could be found?
     Don't you wish love was contagious?
     Cause love   {furious guitar strumming, banjo picking}
     Makes the world   {  "  }
     Go 'rounnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd     {stupid pedal steel wind down}

************************************************
THANK YEW!
THANK YEW!
YA'LL 'VE BEEN GREAT!
ALRIGHT!  YA'LL DRIVE HOME'S FAST AS YA CAN NOW!
AND DON'T STOP AT THE LICKER STORE!
HA HA OKAY!
THANK YEW!
GOOD NIGHT!
GOD BLESS!




        ---- Merciful Lee Dickens
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From:         Juniper Sage <CHEATING@SBCCVM.BITNET>
Subject:      Re: M.
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>M. only has one eyebrow.  Please do not make this kind of fun again.

What is most impressive about this otherwise uninteresting jibing at
the absentee-beloved M, and could sundry individuals kindly change
the subject header if you wish to discuss GR4302's opus, is that, in
fact, LIBALP almost got it exactly correct, but those days have long
since passed, the Metzger-influence almost completely effaced.  I have
heard from M that "Hang On Sloopy" is the state song of Ohio.  Ersatz.
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Date:         Tue, 28 Jul 1992 00:00:00 AST
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From:         J_DUCHESNE@UPR1.UPR.CLU.EDU
Subject:      Info. & subs. proced.
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Dear administrator:
   Please send information on your list and subscription procedures.
Thank you.
   Att. Juan Duchesne. University of Puerto Rico. Stony Brook alumni.
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From:         Dana Rollins <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>
Subject:      HANGIN'S TO GOOD FOR IM
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Or:

A CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR'S SPIT CUP
**********************************************

MYSTIC ALLOUISHUS:  Yo BILLY-LIBALP!  I say we stretch this Damn
                    Yankee's gullet! C'mon boys let's get im!
BOYS:  Yeeeeeeeeee HAW!
       Hot damn!
MARE-ELLEN:  Shoot him!  Shoot him!  He's a tryna RUN!
DAMN YANKEE:  Wait!  Wait!  You brigands have obviously misinterpreted
              my inten--
BILLY-LIBALP (stuffing a sweet tater in the Damn Yankee's mouth):  You
             gon look mighty funny with this here fancy ass walkin
             stick of yern juttin out yer BEhind, boah!
MARE-ELLEN:  Hold it, Boys!  Yonder comes the She'ff!
THE SHERIFF:  Weh-heh-heh-ell, looky here: a Damn Yankee!  Let's gut
              this'n and send his sorry carcass back up to where it
              come frum!
BOYS:  Yeeeeeeeeeeeee Haw!
       Hot damn!
DAMN YANKEE:  Mmmmmwuh!  Mmmmmmmwuh!   Mmmmmmwuhhhhh!!!
OL' BLUE:  Woof!

*********************************************************************
Disclaimer:  the scene you have just witnessed is not true.  Our
intention is not to frighten the women and children, but to make a
simple statement:  We got us about as much use for a Damn Yankee down
here as we do for tits on a bullfrog.  You got that, boah?  Good.




********************
Merciful Lee Dickens
Playright, Playboy

copyright c 1992
(draw a circle round that c for me, wontcha please?
 Much Obliged)
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Date:         Fri, 31 Jul 1992 16:25:00 AST
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Subject:      Commentary on _Gook City_
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Dear Author:
         I am reading _Gook City_ and enjoying the good writing. Some
passages may be too skematic for my taste, but maybe they derive their
force from that. There is a good alternating play of the elliptic andi
the explicit.
         How may I obtain the First Part?
         Yours,
                 The Foreign Reader
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From:         Arthur McParker <LIBALP@EMUVM1.BITNET>
Subject:      The Uncouth Swain or What! Dead Again?
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>You should have been more careful, Arthur.  You saw what happened
>to Bill.  Bill wouldn't give me a job.  Bill no longer lives.

That depends on what you call living.  Correction: Foss is The One That Doesn't
Give Jobs.   I offered to work for you, as I recall.  But then, the dead all
look alike, don't they?
H., you wonderful fool: you are the dead one that no one cares about.
The uncared-for dead one is you.  I should have told you.  Remember when I
should have told you?

Show of hands, please: How many of us have NOT been killed, ever?  I blame
Anderson for the carnage.  Hardly anyone was dead before he showed up.
In those days, you could count the dead on your remaining fingers, as long as
you washed your hands afterward.

"Crazy . . ." ,
ALmcP
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From:         strangler <H760@CPC865.EAST-ANGLIA.AC.UK>
Subject:      that g in gr, does it stand for gook?
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Gr, have you ever thought of cultivating a calm and reasonable
e-image?  Just for a change.  About your latest post, "shitcity" I
think you called it, well, gee, it was great!  I loved every word of
it!  Riveting, absoflippinlutely riveting!!  et. al.

Ditch the smilie.

H.
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From:         Dana Rollins <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>
Subject:      EUREKA!
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THIS JUST IN:

You know that "Yeah Yeah Yeah" that the Beatles used?  Turns out it
came from the same place as Stephen Foster's "Doo Dah, Doo Dah"!
Ethnogeologists have determined that the basic atomic profiles are
identical in resonant synaptic cuneiform!
"We shall have to rewrite the elemental tenet that once lent shape to
the collective ideologies indigenous to our vastly putative cultural
diversities", said Stanford professor Ichabod Finley, shortly before
being wounded by a sniper's bullet.  This ultimately lays bare the
quivering non-repudiative fundament, at least to MY mind's cyclopean
optimism, that America and England were once joined together in one
lewdly-pulsating land mass!
The implications are staggering (as is Your Humble Narrator)!
Why, just think!  We shall soon tumble to the perplexing mysteries of
Stonehenge and Ring Around The Collar, I foresee.
Druids and Klansmen, roommates in the rich cultural pageant recorded in
the layers of dirt underpinning the swaddling clothes of our great
respective empires?
Yes, my fellow beings, science is good and I am a proud American.
She loves you, doo dah, doo dah.  Ha ha ha ha ha.
(I jest.)

You Want Fries With That?

Felonious J. Cubensis,
Statesperson-At-Extra-Large
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