From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Part Two of "Dryads' Dailiness"
Keywords: Nymphette
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 18:00:49 GMT

In article <1992Sep2.155957.14219@pony.Ingres.COM> jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane) writes:
>In article <1992Sep2.070317.6372@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep1.013536.20431@pony.Ingres.COM> jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane) writes:
>>>In article <1992Aug29.023921.7466@informix.com> bradl@informix.com (Brad Levy) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Aug28.201217.17133@tessi.com> george@tessi.com (George Mitchell) writes:
>>>>>jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane) bemoans her fate:

>>Excuse me.  I hate to interupt your little fantasy here, but I just
>>wanted you to know that there is *no one* else like me!  If LF were
>>here he would tell you that when they made me, they broke the mold,
>>and the guy's nose who made the mold!  Also, I don't think I would
>>have *any* trouble helping you lose your innocence... ;-)
>
>   (Seeing how the smelling salts only made the office plants wilt,
>    Judi's co-workers are now attempting to revive her with threats
>    of permanent fax duty if she doesn't get up and answer the phone.)

Try throwing a bucket of water on her!  *Cold* water!  *Ice* cold
water!

>>>  Oh, yeah??  Well, there's still a *BIG* difference between "nymph"
>>>  and "nympho" there, Brad.  Although it's true that rip has absolutely
>>>  no success in distinguishing between the two (for obvious reasons),
>>
>>'obvious reasons'?  I *told* you not to listen to Mary!
>
>   "Mary"?  Mary who?  Do *I* know what you're babbling about now?

Yes, I think you do....

>   I think you must have the wrong dryad.  Hey, rip...
>   what's that behind your terminal there?  No, over in the corner.
>   Maybe you should check that out.  (Oh, and Mary... I am coming to
>   CaliChat.  Even if rip insists on coming as well.)  Oh.  I don't see
>   it anymore.  Probably just a little dust.

Oh, thanks, got it cleaned up.   Don't want a dirty office...

>>ouch... (did I tell you I like pain?)
>
>    I think I already guessed that for myself.

Is it that obvious?

>>Yeah, a young woman living all alone out in the woods, mountains,
>>etc... with no men around.  Now, you tell *me* if that wouldn't make
>>you sex crazed!  *evil grin*
>
>   True.  But absence makes the fun last longer... once you get it. 8^)

'Absence' or abstenence?

>>>  More warnings... you know who you are.
>>
>>Hey!  What ever I may be, I am *not* a paedophile! (well, not much of
>>one anyway...) :-)
>
>   What's that?  Oh, I know... someone who prefers lambs over ewes!  haha

Well, lamb *are* nice....

>   (Judi reaches into the bottom drawer of her little-used desk, pulling
>   out an old dogeared paperback, clearing her throat...) "Why did the
>   ram fall over the cliff?  He couldn't make the ewe turn!  heehahaheehee"

Ain't that just like a woman...?

>>>  So tell me, Brad... you _are_ coming to CaliChat, are you not?? *giggle*
>>
>>Yeah, and so am *I*!  Brewhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>   Gee, rip... it still looks kinda weird there behind your terminal.
>   Just what exactly *is* that stuff?  (Pssst...Mary.  What can you do
>   about this, huh?  The fate of CaliChat depends upon it!) Well, rip,
>   maybe I just need my glasses changed again.  I don't see it now. Sorry.

Well, clean those glasses!  And believe me, nothing can be done about
it!!!

>>Again I say, "Excuse Me?!"  I wish you would explain what that
>>explains... (Mary!  I'm gonna *get* you for this!!)  Besides, I
>>prefer they be called Chanukah bushes, not Christmas trees...
>
>    Oh, no!!  Help me before it's too late!!  Aarrrggggghhhhh...
>    (The OD slowly falls into a helpless state of altered consciousness.

Wait a minute here!  I'm not a little Jewish man!  I thought I said I
was a good Gentile along time ago!   I just like the name "chanukah
bush" that's all...

>    With a glassy-eyed gaze and an almost possessed-like posture, she
>    reaches deep into the bottom drawer of her desk once more and
>    produces another dogeared paperback of... JAP jokes!  Run for your
>    very lives!!)

**horrid jokes deleted**

Will some one please go through her desk and get rid of all that
stuff!

rip