From: rsharma@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (Rajesh K. Sharma)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: That lotto feeling (fwd)
Summary: forwarded from sci.research.careers
Date: 31 Jul 92 01:50:51 GMT
Organization: Indiana University


I found this in sci.research.careers (a great newsgroup to read if you
want to really feel surrounded by dark black depression, by the way) and
thought it might be of interest.

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From: wayner@cs.cornell.edu (Peter Wayner)
Newsgroups: sci.research.careers
Subject: That Lotto Feeling...
Date: 29 Jul 92 14:15:44 GMT
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853

mvanheyn@silky.cs.indiana.edu (Marc VanHeyningen) writes:
>(Hmmm.  I wonder how close we're getting to the point where the average
>payoff of a lottery ticket is greater than the average payoff of sending
>in a c.v. for a tenure-track position?)

I did the calculation a while ago.

Cost of getting a PhD: $150,000- $250,000 in tuition and barebones living
  expenses. Most of us in the sciences have this paid by the government.
  Many of us have "lost" income by going to graduate school because we
  gave up jobs that paid substantially more than the stipend. In my case
  I've "lost" about $150,000 to $250,000 in the deal.

 How many PhDs a year in Comp. Sci. (for example): 850-1000 
 How many Professorships in Universities: 35-70
 How many Professorships in Colleges: 70-100 (estimate)

 Chance of ending up in a Professorship after you do a few
 PostDocs : 1 in 10 to 1 in 5

 Odds of winning the Virginia Lotto is about one chance in 7 million. 
 "Investing" $250,000 in the Lotto gives you 1 chance in 28 of winning.
 "Investing" $500,000 in the Lotto gives you 1 chance in 14 of winning.

 So the odds of just "getting" a Professorship are still somewhat better.


But what about the Payoff? 

 Lotto: 20 year annuity where the winning amount (usually between 3 and
 10 million dollars) is paid out annually. That comes out to between $150,000
 a year and $500,000 a year.)

 Professorship: $40,000 to $80,000 (when you get tenure at a top-flight
 university)

 When you normalize for this, the substantially higher payoff of the
 Lotto starts equalizing things. 

What about the Work Load?
 
 Lotto: Posing for pictures for the Lotto advertisement agency. 
 Answering questions of newspaper reporters. Fending off relatives
 who want a slice of the action. Talking to Robin Leach.

 Professorship: Posing for pictures for the Alumni news agency.
 Answering questions of undergraduates. Fending off relatives who
 want help setting up their home computer systems. 

 Things are starting to tilt toward the Lotto, huh? If you can
 handle Robin Leach. 

What about the downside?

 PhD: Well you can still find employment in many different places.
 They may not care about your dissertation or give you the chance
 to do research, but you can usually fool people into thinking that
 the PhD makes you smart.Is this job any better than the one you
 could have gotten with your BS degree? Who knows...

 Lotto: You're broke and out of luck. Your only chance is getting
 your gambling declared a "disease" that should be covered by public
 health care. This would probably generate a bigger monthly check
 than your stipend.

 The PhD is definitely a win here. 

What about the cost in time?

 Lotto: One week of gritting your teeth. Cost: negligible. You
  can still watch "Studs" or the "Love Connection" during this time.

 PhD: 3-7 years of your life. No TV. No friends. Old people like
  to say things like, "Enjoy your youth. It's the best time of 
  your life." 

Yeah, but what about the knowledge?

 Lotto: PhD in the school of life. Dissertation topic: "A fool
  and his money are soon parted." 

 PhD: Lots of great knowledge. Really. You can't discount this
  if you're a nerd. If you're even considering graduate school
  then you probably place plenty of abstract value and pride
  in understanding and applying the calculus of variations.


What is the lesson in all of this? 

 The odds are pretty close. The PhD gives you a much better downside
  if you're risk adverse, but the upside of winning the Lotto is 
  substantially better. Note that my numbers were taken from 
  Computer Science-- one of the "hot" fields.

 If you're one of the people that feels that government money 
  is just "funny" money that would have just gone for bombs, then
  the odds get a bit harder to compute. The whole deal is just
  a low paying job and you're only sacrificing lost income. If
  you don't have a job anyways, then graduate school is a pure
  win that doesn't really cost you anything. It's sort of like
  welfare for clean-cut, middle-class kids. 

 What if you're a scientist-- the type who does everything rationally
  by the numbers. This leads to a really deep paradox. The whole 
  job of doing science is monetarily equivalent to "investing" 
  in a gambling scheme where the odds are heavily stacked against you. 
  Most scientists disdain gambling because they know the math. Why
  do they even bother doing science? (I know, I know. Because they
  "love" learning. But everyone at Gamblers Anonymous "loves" the
  Lotto.)
-- 
Peter Wayner   Department of Computer Science Cornell Univ. Ithaca, NY 14850
EMail:wayner@cs.cornell.edu    Office: 607-255-9202 or 255-1008
Home: 116 Oak Ave, Ithaca, NY 14850  Phone: 607-277-6678
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-- 
 Rajesh K. Sharma            
 rsharma@copper.ucs.indiana.edu