From: CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: Fuzzy bunny update.
Date: 2 Oct 92 19:32:33 GMT
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Organization: Penn State University

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Date:    2 October 1992, 14:56:06 EDT
From:    WJS112   at PSUVM
Subject: fuzzy bunny part 4.00c-section A.
To:      CCS105

   After looking at the various replies to my plea of "give me some ideas to
write about", I decided to pick "Debbie does fuzzybunnyland" over some of the
others, although, i will try to use Kathy's little bunny foo foo song...but
please kath,...you can do better than that...meow.

Personal diary. Fuzzy Bunny part 3
Debbie does fuzzybunnyland.

It was a peaceful day, as the fuzzy bunny returned to the fields of
joy and happyness.  The fuzzy bunny was especially happy that he paid his
phone bill...well, almost...he hasn't gotten around to give the phone company
their money yet...lets hope he doesn't buy too much spiked carrot juice.
Anyway...It was a good day, a fine day to find that special somebunny who was
probably all alone just like fuzzy was...poor fuzzy bunny, all alone in the
feilds....
Well, not really...It finnaly struct the fuzzy bunny that their were a lot
of rabbits in the field...more than usual it seemed. Only it seemed that
nobunny was hopping around in their usual and merry way....Fuzzy, obviously
concerned, decided to check things out a little more.
Fuzzy's keen eyes noticed that there were a lot of female bunny rabbits
(fuzzy's favorite kind of bunnys) in the field, and not a lot of overpowering
dominate, self-justified-macho-ecotistical-scum-of-the-earth-love-em-and-leave
em-high male bunny rabbits, which fuzzy was glad about.  Curious , he decided
to hop up to a female bunny to ask what the bunnys is going on..

"...HI?" fuzzy bunny said.

"..lo" the yellowish-brown haired female bunny with a nice tail said.

"um...whats new" fuzzy questioned

"NOTHING..NOW GO AWAY..."she said.

fuzzy, having his fur shaken up a bit, decided it was best to just hop away.
He wondered what he said, maybe he was too direct....While he was thinking he
bumped into another female bunny(who also had a nice tail and pretty green
eyes...)
"oh my word" she said.

"I'm sorry, i didn't know i took it" Fuzzy responded fearfully

"no, no silly, i'm..I'm just amazed your here, a male bunny rabbit, my, my
    whats your name?" she asked

"bunny...fuzzy bunny..Fuzzy said

"Oh i heard about you. Your the rabbit looking for your lost love, have you
 found her yet?

" You have to have been loved before you can loose love" fuzzy said

" OH, stop that crap" a third bunny said. Don't give me that sorry pick up
  line." Another female bunny said.

" um...fuzzy said.

"Dont play dumb with me...you brought debbie here didn't you?"

" ah..."fuzzy started to reply...

" don't try and hide it, i read your sick peom that treats females as stupid
  little-petty-tailed-creatures whom you can pick up at will

" It does?.." fuzzy asked.

" Dont change the subject, I know you brought debbie here.

" who's debbie"

"oh come on, didn't you see the movie"

" what's a movie?Fuzzy asked

" what you spend you phone money on..

" ah...oh yeah, well , um..actually i dont remember it. what does debbie do
  here? fuzzy asked..

" she makes carrots grow..male carrots..the female said

" Well why are you so upset over that, i know lots of farmers, their nice
  people.

" Dont play dumb with me MR."and with that both bunnies hopped away.

Hmm...Debbie huh...wonder where this debbie is...Lets see, where could they be
______Crunch---huh, what was that, as fuzzy bunny turned around.

" Little bunny foo foo, i don't want to see you scoopen up the field mice and
bop em on the head."

"you got the wrong rabbit lady. Fuzzy responded

"Do so- the being said.

"do not"

" your not telling the whole bunny truth MR.

"I am so, besides, since when do rabbits eat mice" fuzzy asked

" what do you eat...she asked

" Carrots" fuzzy said

" Your a... a .... homosexual...you bad bunny i outta....

" no no no, I like females. really, i really really really do.

" Bull"

" Hey, don't argue with me, or I'll call the homophobe hotline"

" ha, no such thing fool"

" wanna bet, it's my story, when you get your own series you can do
what you wanna do, now tell me where this debbie is, or else i'll call
in the censors, and your reputation will be shot. "

" ok, ok...she's in the next story.

" Your kidding me, your gonna make these people wait untill the next story?

" Hey, I don't write the rules, i just enforce em.

" where is she now ?

" 100 hops up, 100 hops to the left, 100 hops down, 100 hops over.

Thanks, fuzzy said as he started to hop away...hey....wait a
  minute....hey, that puts me in the exact same spot....why that little..
  and so fuzzy hopped back to the spot he left...

Fuzzy saw, before his eyes, two rabbits, and the mask of
the silly bunny that told him to hop 100 paces away.  These two bunnies were
in the midst of squeals ,their hair ruffled, passion burning, oh my, and
the female bunny was amazing, her curves were firm and round, her tail exposed
the sight of it all, and the most important part of the female bunny..........
the ears.....such wonderfull ears. Fuzzy started to get dizzy by it all.....
what an amazeing sight. In the green grassy field, under the sky, two as one
with animal passion running deep and at full strength, the tightening of two ...

" OH stop that shit please, your makeing me sick" The female bunny said

" huh..oh, i..i was just observing..ah" fuzzy said

" So I've noticed" the bunny who was by fuzzy replied

"I guess i should do something about this,...after all, this is still a family
 story...we Dont have enough idea's FOR X RATED MATERIAL NOW DO WE KATH, NO,
 GO AHEAD MAKE ME PUT IN BUNNY FOO FOO STUFF, GIVE ME LOUSY IDEAS, SEE IF I
CARE. FINE....

" Hey, dont be so hard on her, you just asked for ideas, not good ideas...

" well it doesn't matter...anyway, back to the story....I have a plan..

"oh do you now?"

" Yes, I do now....watch...hey debbie"

" go..go...gooo..go.go,go away...."debbie managed to say.

" forget it...tell me, are you useing protection?"

" huh?"

" You know,..protection,.. bunnyside, bunnydoms,

" why...we don't get diseases here, this is a care free world, so go play
  with your carrot."

" oh yeah, well, i could talk to the writers of this world you know...

"You wouldn't dare do that"

" OH, yes i would. You should only hop somebunny special...not have a
  bunny-bang.

"ha, what would you know about bunny-bangs...

" dont change the subject....You stop or i'll make all you hair fall off.

" even on my tail?"Debbie asked.

" even on your tail.fuzzy responded.

" I'll get you for this mr. fuzzy bunny. and she hopped off.

The other male bunny, trying to gather himself, quickly ran away...
Well, i guess things turned out ok after all, fuzzy said.

" oh really" the female bunny with the nice tail said. " you still didn't find
 the so called love of your life like you were supossed to. You know, what the
story is supposed to be about...you just can't change the script as you wish,
how do you expect to find anybody this way...

" Well, lets just say i have a good feeling about next week....

" yeah,sure,ok, whatever. the female bunny said as she hopped away.

Well, thats all for now folks...untill next time, may ye travels be joyfull.



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