HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: doug@tss.com (Doug Tomm)
Subject: Re: no arms/ no legs etc.
Reply-To: doug@tss.com (Doug Tomm)
Organization: Teknekron Software Systems. Inc.
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 00:31:42 GMT


	< various amputee jokes deleted >

My personal favorite:

A guy with no arms or legs playing 10 musical instruments at
one time?

Stump the Band.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark)
Subject: Re: THE RULES
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 16:40:16 GMT

Hi Paul:

Ive seen this in several gift stores and several other places but dont know
where it originates.  Would you pls e-mail the whole of what you have.  Thanx

Robyn


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: itzenhui@cs.uwp.edu (Steve Itzenhuiser)
Subject: Re: MST3K: Apology
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Parkside
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 16:47:43 GMT

f012@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu wrote:
: In article <gcX=Js@engin.umich.edu>, positron@engin.umich.edu (Jonathan Scott Ha
: as) writes:
: >In what may qualify as one of the most boneheaded things I have done
: >this year, I proposed the creation of a newsgroup without first checking
: >to see if it already existed. Sorry about that... please disregard the
: >RFD for alt.fan.mst3k.
: >
: >__/\__  Jonathan S. Haas         | Jake liked his women the way he liked
: >

: Uh...you're forgiven.  What is the ID for the group, I want in....  :)  IS it
: "alt.fan.mst3k" or is that what you proposed?

: In any case, please provide me, someone, with the ID for this group so I can
: join my fellow MSTies.

: -- 

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Yes, yes.  Let the rest of the world know how to subscribe to
alt.fan.mst3k.  I can not currently find it.  Help me, please.

Steve
From: i3558@newsie.dc.dk (Soren Michael Roug)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Naeem: don't emulate american, its a ghastly accent
Keywords: language
Date: 1 Jan 93 15:25:20 GMT
Organization: Datacentralen A/S

I seems to me that this discussion is mostly, if not completely carried
out by americans. My advice to you is that if you want to improve your
english language then learn the King's english, not those barbarian dialects
the yanks choose to utter. It is my understanding that the yanks find a
properly spoken UK accent "cute". Well, I won't call myself an expert, but
I have been to USA several times, and some of those wordings one get to
hear notably in California make my toes curl. And behold; In some restaurants
they don't give people utensils to eat with.
-- 
Venlig hilsen Soren Roug, <smr@dc.dk>                     DataCentralen
Telefon: 43 71 81 22 Lokal 3820, Telefax 43 71 33 12      Oldenburg Alle 1
						          2630 Taastrup
I havent't lost my mind -- I'm sure it is backed up somewhere.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: naeem@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Naeem Mohaiemen)
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
Organization: Oberlin College Computer Science
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 15:45:46 GMT
X-Posted-From: occs.cs.oberlin.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <1453700022@igc.apc.org> Skip Vogt <skip@igc.apc.org> writes:

   This reminds me of a story told by a colleague of mine who was on an
   airplane one day seated next to someone whose native language was not
   American English.
   As the plane began its takeoff, the gentleman next to my colleague
   began pushing the flight attendant call button furiously, but since
   the flight attendants were all strapped in for takeoff, no one answered.
   Finally, when the plane reached sufficient altitude, one of the female
   flight attendants came down the aisle toward the gentleman, but he
   began shouting:
   "Lady! Lady!  I have been fingering you for 10 minutes and you
   haven't come yet!"
-----
Although true stories, passing around anecdotes like this "for a laugh"
further enhance stereotyping of "foreigner"s as speaking "funny english".

Naeem Mohaiemen
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark)
Subject: Re: The Night B4 Chri$tma$
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1992 00:23:37 GMT

        Sorry, didnt realize this was already posted...

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pciszek@nyx.cs.du.edu (Paul Ciszek)
Subject: Re: Seriously, a joke.
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 93 09:25:42 GMT

nelson@crynwr.com (Russell Nelson) writes:

>A Quaker is someone who can buy from a Jew, sell to a Scot, and still
>make money.

It is my understanding that, here in the American colonies, Quakers started
the practice of having set prices for merchendise rather than haggling with
each individual customer.  Eventually, everyone preffered to do things this
way.  So what you say may very well be true, in that a Quaker's price would
presumably not be a function of the ethnicity of the buyer or seller.

Newsgroups: rec.humor,misc.test
From: bcollins@utdallas.edu (ARLIN B COLLINS)
Subject: Re: Lenght of a penis is?
Organization: Univ. of Texas at Dallas
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 18:57:11 GMT

In article <MJD.92Dec29124848@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus) writes:
>
>Abraham Lincoln, when asked how long a man's penis should be, replied,
>``Long enough to reach the ground.''
>--
>Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

 NO!!!  Abraham Lincoln, when asked how long a man's legs should be, replied,
	"Long enough to reach the ground."

  [ was there a smiley in the original that I missed??? ]

  ---
  A man walking in a grassy field heard a squeeky voice yell for help.
  He looked down and a Leprechaun[sp?] was trapped under a rock.
  The man freed the little man, to show appreciation he was granted
  one wish.  The man thought for a moment and said: " I would like
   for my penis to reach the ground".
  The little man waved his little arms and in a puff of smoke
  vanished, just as the man's legs fell off.
-- 
 Arlin B Collins    Tue 29 Dec   Sun   Civil  Naut   Astro
 bcollins@utdallas.edu   rise:  07:30  07:02  06:32  06:02
 lat N32.9 long W096.9    set:  17:30  17:58  18:29  18:59
From: dlv@bwalk.dm.com (Dimitri Vulis)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: a bad German joke
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 92 13:03:12 EST
Organization: Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.

What is the feeling you get when you make love in a back seat of a Folkswagen?

(sing) Fahrfehrficken.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: coop1d11@bmerh301.bnr.ca (David Smith)
Subject: Re: In the beginning
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 92 14:05:16 GMT

In article <20192.2b3726aa@ul.ie> mckeonj@ul.ie writes:
>In article <18683@mindlink.bc.ca>, Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark) writes:
>> In the beginning there was nothing, and God said, "Let there be light" and
>> there was light.  There was still nothing, but now you could see it!
>I'm puzzled. How could you see nothing - you don't exist yet?

Hey, can't you see in 4 dimensions?  :) 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: naeem@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Naeem Mohaiemen)
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
	<NAEEM.92Dec29104546@occs.cs.oberlin.edu>
	<1992Dec29.195151.28671@cid.aes.doe.CA>
Organization: Oberlin College Computer Science
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 00:48:53 GMT
X-Posted-From: occs.cs.oberlin.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <1992Dec29.195151.28671@cid.aes.doe.CA> ynecgan@cid.aes.doe.CA (Greg Neill) writes:


   In article <NAEEM.92Dec29104546@occs.cs.oberlin.edu> naeem@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Naeem Mohaiemen) writes:

     [ semi-amusing anecdote deleted ]

   >Although true stories, passing around anecdotes like this "for a laugh"
   >further enhance stereotyping of "foreigner"s as speaking "funny english".
   >
   >Naeem Mohaiemen

     That is correct.  What's your point?
   -- 

I am pointing out that as a South Asian immigran/international student, I 
don't appreciate these jokes.

-Naeem
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mcduffeek@woods.ulowell.edu
Subject: GET BRET WEIR I SAID! (read)
Organization: University of Lowell
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 19:45:52 GMT

I haven't read any messages in this newsgroup (I just posted this message),
but I want to see how many people have actually heard of this underground
tape of the funniest phone pranks I've ever heard.  I'm pretty sure it comes
from New York City or in that vicinity and the only way to describe it is that
they mention the name Bret Weir in it, John Musatcha, and Frank Rizo.  In
one prank they call up a doctor's office that does hemmoroid laser treatment,
and another they call an auto mechanics office.  I won't go into it in that
much detail, but if you've hear it, you know what I mean.  The tape, I've
been told, is one of five and I only have one.  If someone has these other
tapes or has heard of them, E-Mail me what you've heard.  I'm dying to
hear the rest of the tapes.  Please E-Mail, because for some unknown reason
I am unable to read messages on this group.

Thanks again...

-- 
  =====             Keith "Overtime" McDuffee            PHI KAPPA SIGMA
    |                                                International Fraternity
  =====                                                Gamma Upsilon Chapter
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                    kmcduffee@cs.ulowell.edu                    USA
From: cindy@solan10.solan.unit.no (Cynthia Kandolf)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: BRITISH UNDERSTATEMENT
Date: 2 Jan 93 15:43:25 GMT
Organization: /home/ludviga/cindy/.organization

>>  With all due unrespect to Her Majesty The Queen...
>>
>>
>>       " GET A JOB !!!" - Basically Everyones Opinion
>You are just jealous that you do not have such a good tourist
>attraction???

Personally, if i had a choice, i'd rather have mountains and fjords
than Queen Elizabeth.  (Actually, we have a King and Queen ourselves.
Hardly anyone notices because they're so boring, which is actually the
way i like them.)  A few reasons:

-Mountains and fjords never make speeches.

-They never ask for a salary.

-Their houses never burn down.

-No one ever asks them to pay income tax.

-No one ever makes big-ear jokes about them.

-They never get state visits from Nancy Reagan, or anyone else.

-They never, ever, say things like "1992 is not a year on which I
shall look back with undiluted please."

-They cost relatively little to maintain.

-They don't have marital problems.

Most important of all:
-They don't have children.


-Cindy Kandolf
 cindy@solan.unit.no
 Trondheim, Norway
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: coop1d11@bmerh301.bnr.ca (David Smith)
Subject: Re: Test
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 92 15:04:30 GMT

In article <1992Dec19.175430.115027@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> cej0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (CHARLES EDWARD JAMES) writes:
>In article <1992Dec18.104506@hurrah.cheers.tanda.com>, lusty@hurrah.cheers.tanda
>.com (Blonde Cheerleader) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec18.143400.6456@bmerh85.bnr.ca>, coop1d11@bmerh301.bnr.ca (Da
>vid Smith) writes:
>>|> In article <1992Dec18.020436.2148@news.arc.nasa.gov> nicholso@pioneer.arc.na
>sa.gov (Melvin H. Nicholson YBH) writes:
>>|> >In article <BzF6E3.Lp7@cck.coventry.ac.uk> cei352@cck.coventry.ac.uk (The F
>reak) writes:
>>|> >>In article <1992Dec17.102719.13134@bsu-ucs> 01jmbrown@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu wr
>ites:
>>|> >>>In article <1992Dec17.003955.27658@spock.UUCP>, gumby@spock.uucp (Danny R
>ichman) writes:
>>|> >>>> In article <1992Dec11.232428.9398@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> xiaohan@euler.B
>erkeley.EDU (Xiaohan Yun) writes:
>>|> >>>>>In article <1992Dec7.232807.15638@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew
> Twyman) writes:
>>|> >>>>>>In article <1992Dec7.225159.15483@spock.UUCP> ramirez@spock.uucp (Andr
>eas Orphanides) writes:
>>|> >>>>>>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Camero
>n Huang) writes:
>>|> >>>>>>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.co
>m (Vilas Khare) writes:
>>|> >>>>>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
>>|> >>>>>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
>>|> >>>>>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
>>|> >>>>>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
>>|> >>>>>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
>>|> >>>> This is starting to make me snore.
>>|> >>>is this the rec.humor people adore?
>>|> >>Or is it porn,which is hard core.?
>>|> >Haven't when been through all this before?
>>|> No, have some BEER and let me pour!
>>Ooooh! Get me drunk and you can score!
>Ok and we'll go, more and more and more!
Hey, I must do a trip to the BEER store! 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: akp@cns.nyu.edu (Prashanth Kumar A.K.,Rm 1010)
Subject: Re: test
Reply-To: akp@cns.nyu.edu
Organization: New York University
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 11:52:54 GMT

In article 2957@cnsvax.uwec.edu, mathiseh@cnsvax.uwec.edu () writes:
> In article <1992Dec20.4202.9134@dosgate>, con.sieben@canrem.com (con sieben) writes:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
> >> >>>>>>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
> >> >>>>>>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
> >> >>>>>>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
> >> >>>>>>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
> >> >>>>> This is starting to make me snore.
> >> >>>>is this the rec.humor people adore?
> >> >>>Or is it porn,which is hard core.?
> >> >>Haven't when been through all this before?
> >> >No, have some BEER and let me pour!
> >> Why have one when we can have four!
> > AP>Please Mr.CHARLES EDWARD JAMES- not more!
> > AP>Post I did,a little before,
> > AP>(about an hour before,not more..
> > AP>oh, the time difference-it makes me roar!)
> > AP>requesting that that be the final score.
> > AP>that did you miss or plain ignore?
> > AP>And now, bear me, without rancour,
> > AP>and pray,please dont be sore,
> > AP>that from you I snatch the floor,
> > AP>to make, as I hoped before,
> > AP>(trying, hoping not to spill blood and gore)
> > AP>a fervent plea,to all once more,
> > AP>to not make this rec.humor.bore.
> > AP>and this to progeny,thro' time's pore:
> > AP>thus folks, in the days of yore,
> > AP>we sat and spun folklore.
> > AP>and no, I shall not contribute anymore,
> > AP>lest people think me a boar,
> > AP>to hog the space and bore.
> > Is this in Iambic Pentamatore?
>   
> so many words yet to explore,
This,I guess,will cause a furore-
promise I did-not to sopor
but with e'ryone to the fore,
I am compelled to implore,
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE-NO MORE!!!!!!
it doan look as fun as before.
maybe I should stay home and scrub the floor,
or try artistic stunts with flour,
which,i am sure, my dear one'd adore.
but hey folks!-I am not sore!
keep on at it-Salvatore!!!!!!




Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: reid@ucs.indiana.edu (Frank Reid)
Subject: Re: West Virginia
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1992 21:53:13 GMT

Q:  What greeting card is unique to West Virginia?

A:  "Happy birthday, Uncle Dad."

--

Frank     reid@ucs.indiana.edu
Xref: sparky rec.humor:37059 soc.culture.soviet:11523
From: st1ns@jane.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: some Soviet emigre restaurant jokes
Date: 24 Dec 1992 10:18 CST
Organization: University of Houston
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: jane.uh.edu
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

In article <168C414921.HAUGLAND@NUACVM.ACNS.NWU.EDU>, HAUGLAND@NUACVM.ACNS.NWU.EDU (Laurie Haugland) writes...
>In article <krz.725004586@scorpion.ac.cowan.edu.au>
>krz@cowan.edu.au (K.WOZNIAK) writes:
> 
>>
>>roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle) writes:
>>
>>[ text in Russian deleted]
>>
>>>Bu Lhel, qba'g or fhpu n cevpxyrff nffubyr.  Whfg jevgr lbhe tbqqnza fuvg
>>>va Ratyvfu, bx?
>>
>>>Bcvavbaf ner abg gubfr bs rzcyblre, pyvragf, be pyvrag'f phfgbzref.
>>
>>>Curt
>>
>>Monolingualism is curable.
>>
>Qu'est-ce qu'il veut dire? :-).
> 

Whut th' hail er yew tryne t' say?


  My wife went to Harvard and all I got was this lousy .sig!
      Russ Ault, aka st1ns@jetson.uh.edu 
      (For the moment, anyway.  I reserve the right to
       polymorph myself into something more formidable.)

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jd@dickens.com (Joseph A Dudar)
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 15:51:18 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.

At last, someone with a sense of humor, relating to themselves even!

Hey, I've spoken English all my life, and am accorded some small talent as a
writer.  -I- am quite frequently guilty of the most embarassing malapropisms.
I don't care.  I love them.  There is always the tactic of keeping a straight
face and pretending you've just created an ingenius pun.

Damn, people are sensitive on this group.
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: skip@rosalyn.stat.uga.edu (Skip Gundlach)
Subject: Re: RIDDLES (involving no survivors,bears,birds or bus drivers)
Organization: UGA Statistics Department
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 1993 17:28:34 GMT

In article <1992Dec31.132325.1277@mwk.uucp> richardsro@mwk.uucp writes:
>bradj@oakhill.sps.mot.com (Brad R. Johnson) writes:
>> 
>> As far as I know, a preposition is not something one can legally end a
>> sentence with.  [Other stuff which _was_ important to his post deleted...]
>
>  Someone (what memory?) once said, when told about the above "rule", something
>like:
>
>- That is a rule up with which we can not put.
>
Winston Churchill, in Parliament, when confronted with back bench
arguing about the rules of grammar being abused by speakers...

>> 
>> Brad
>-- 
>Bobby Richards
>richardsro@mwk.uucp     (Preferred)
>uhnix1!mwk!richardsro   (Alternate)


-- 
Skip Gundlach .nosig (Sorry, that's the best I could do on short
notice, and I'm not even an electrician...)
From: valluri@cco.caltech.edu (Siddhartha Valluri)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Limrick
Date: 31 Dec 1992 18:22:33 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
NNTP-Posting-Host: arrester.caltech.edu

The left hand  thread poem was funny.
However a limerick is a five line poem in which the  
1st ,2nd and 5th lines rhyme as do the third and 4th.
There are some  other not so significant ryders too.

 T
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.movies
From: dhanwada@IASTATE.EDU (Chalapathy Dhanwada)
Subject: Re: New Pepto-Bismol Ad
Reply-To: dhanwada@IASTATE.EDU (Chalapathy Dhanwada)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 23:05:04 GMT

CIn article <1993Jan2.120220.2346@ucbeh.san.uc.edu>, greenkj@ucbeh.san.uc.edu
writes:
> In article <1hsg8pINNqf6@meaddata.meaddata.com>, davidg@meaddata.com (David
Galehouse) writes:
> > In article <1hqmn8INNht4@iskut.ucs.ubc.ca>, scottm@spruce.ppc.ubc.ca (Scott
Morgan) writes:
> > |> In article <schumach.725668846@convex.convex.com>, schumach@convex.com
(Richard A. Schumacher) writes:
> > |> |> 
> > |> |> >>>>>So there's this new ad on North-American tv for Pepto-Bismol
fast-acting
> > |> |> >>>>>formula.  The scene involves a man who is having (ahem) abdominal
distress
> > |> |> >>>>>during a movie.  He has to leave the movie (and disturb all the
people in
> > |> |> >>>>>his row) because of it.  Fortunately Pepto-Bismol comes to the
rescue.
> > |> |> >>>>>The last cut shows the happy couple leaving the movie theatre,
and there
> > |> |> >>>>>is NOTHING on the movie marquee overhead!!! Here's the rec.humor
challenge: 
> > |> |> >>>>>what movie did they see?  What would you have liked to see on the
marquee?  
> > |> |> >>>>>How about:  "Logan's Run"?  Any other movie suggestions?
> > |> |> >>>
> > |> |> >>>>"Silent and Deadly".
> > |> |> >>>>"The Black Hole"
> > |> |> >>>
> > |> |> >>>"Silent Running" 
> > |> |> >>>"Run Silent, Run Deep"
> > |> |> >>>"See You Next Wednesday"
> > |> |> >>>"Bringing Up Baby"
> > |> |> >>>"48 Hours"
> > |> |> >>
> > |> |> >>The Blob
> > |> |> >>A River Runs Through It
> > |> |> >>Squeeze Play
> > |> |> >>City Slickers
> > |> |> >>Lethal Weapon
> > |> |> >>Deliverance
> > |> |> >
> > |> |> >Howard's End
> > |> |> 
> > |> |> "That Uncertain Feeling"
> > |> |> "How I Spent My Summer Vacation"
> > |> |> "Popi"
> > |> |> "Birth Of A Nation"
> > |> |> "My Dinner With Andre"
> > |> |> "Diner"
> > |> |> "Eating Raoul"
> > |> |> "Seven Days In May"
> > |> |> "Some Like It Hot"
> > |> |> "Night Moves"
> > |> |> 
> > |> |> 
> > |> |> 
> > |> |> 
> > |> |> 
> > |> |> 
> > |> How about  "King Ralph" ?
> > 
> > Two more: "High Anxiety"
> >           "Blazing Saddles"
> > 
> > -- 
> >  David A. Galehouse | ...!uunet!meaddata!davidg                          
> >  Mead Data Central  | davidg@meaddata.com                             
> >  P.O. Box 933       | Any opinions expressed                          
> >  Dayton, OH  45401  | are mine, not MDC's.
> 
> Every Which Way But Loose???

Cannonball run
Never say never again
From: scocjk@thor.cf.ac.uk (Christopher Kyle)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: test
Date: 21 Dec 92 08:53:06 GMT
Distribution: rec
Organization: University of Wales College at Cardiff
X-Mailer: Cardiff Computing Maths PP Mail Open News Gateway

In article <1992Dec20.193723.2957@cnsvax.uwec.edu> mathiseh@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
|In article <1992Dec20.4202.9134@dosgate>, con.sieben@canrem.com (con sieben) writes:
|>> >>>>>>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
|>> >>>>>>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
|>> >>>>>>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
|>> >>>>>>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
|>> >>>>>>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
|>> >>>>> This is starting to make me snore.
|>> >>>>is this the rec.humor people adore?
|>> >>>Or is it porn,which is hard core.?
|>> >>Haven't when been through all this before?
|>> >No, have some BEER and let me pour!
|>> Why have one when we can have four!
|> AP>Please Mr.CHARLES EDWARD JAMES- not more!
|> AP>Post I did,a little before,
|> AP>(about an hour before,not more..
|> AP>oh, the time difference-it makes me roar!)
|> AP>requesting that that be the final score.
|> AP>that did you miss or plain ignore?
|> AP>And now, bear me, without rancour,
|> AP>and pray,please dont be sore,
|> AP>that from you I snatch the floor,
|> AP>to make, as I hoped before,
|> AP>(trying, hoping not to spill blood and gore)
|> AP>a fervent plea,to all once more,
|> AP>to not make this rec.humor.bore.
|> AP>and this to progeny,thro' time's pore:
|> AP>thus folks, in the days of yore,
|> AP>we sat and spun folklore.
|> AP>and no, I shall not contribute anymore,
|> AP>lest people think me a boar,
|> AP>to hog the space and bore.
|> Is this in Iambic Pentamatore?
|so many words yet to explore,
|reach deeper and deeper into the resevoir.
Did you know the French for black is noir?
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