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From: t9114240@phillip.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ASCII Pics
Date: 25 Aug 92 19:20:40 GMT
 <1992Aug19.101046.25475@<1992Aug21.115936.25024@abekrd.co.uk> <1992Aug21.204711.11082@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
Organization: RMIT (Bundoora Campus)

In article <1992Aug21.204711.11082@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai) writes:
> IN Message-ID: <1992Aug21.115936.25024@abekrd.co.uk>
> graeme@abekrd.co.uk (Graeme Griffiths) WRITES
>>
>>In <92232.192221JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu> JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu (Joe Carlson) writes:
>>
>>>In article <1992Aug19.101046.25475@email.tuwien.ac.at>, nino@vmars.tuwien.ac.at
>>>(Marinos Yannikos) says:
>>
>>>>:
>>>>: B52 BUFF (contributed by Mary Shafer shafer@skipper.dfrf.nasa.gov, from
>>>>:           a signature by rutgers!faatcrl!jimb)
>>
>>>>Very nice, but this guy forgot to draw the british soldiers that were killed
>>>>in the bombing...
>>
>>>          too bad the british soldiers don't know how to read a map, eh?
>>
>>
>>	Yeah and too bad the USAF can't recognise friendly tanks.....
> 
> 	Too bad nobody reconized that "this guy" is probably not
> an appropriate pronoun for someone named "Mary".  Too bad nobody
> reconized the picture as a B52 BUFF.  American Helicopters killed
> a bunch of British soldiers, not bombers.
> 
> sheesh
> 
> j.p.Papai


	****HOW ABOUT WE GET OFF THIS SHIT HUH....THIS IS SPOSED TO BE A HUMOR
	****SECTION....NOT SOME SLANGING MATCH BETWEEN SEPPO'S AND POMS.

        ****	ADRIAN ROWLEY
Xref: sparky rec.humor:27481 soc.culture.polish:2237
From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: 31 Aug 92 16:26:56 GMT
Organization: gte

In article <1992Aug28.081532.5461@fuw.edu.pl>, michals@fuw.edu.pl (Michal Szleper) writes:
> Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona writes:
> >> Brett, your statements are very offensive to me - wheather you think
> >> this is a joke or not you are just simply spreading hatred and
> >> insults. (...)
> >
> >Mario Smarduch,
> >You should move to f***ing China where the gov't takes care of all
> >politically incorrect speech.  As long as you're on this net, (...)
> >For christ's sake, the subject was Polack Joke!  If they offend
> >you, then don't read them!  (Gaaawd, that's so complicated.)
> >
> >Brett, 
> >Keep up the good work, and post some more ethnic jokes!
> 
> Andrew Ford,
> Remember that you're in soc.culture.polish.  And as long as
> you are here you have to behave like if you were an intelligent,
> educated person, not some Anglo-Saxon fart.
> (It was just an Anglo-Saxon joke, so I'm sure you won't have
> anything against.)
> 

My apologies -- I hadn't realized that the joke was x-posted to 
soc.culture.polish (ooops!).  Unfortunately, Mario's response
said nothing of the rudeness of crossposting -- had he simply
responded with a flame for x-posting, I'd have agreed with 
him completely.

But my comment on not reading posts with the heading 
"Polack Joke" still stands -- don't read what you don't
want to see.  This kind of inflammatory posting wouldn't
should be either ignored or responded to on the issue
of cross-posting to an inapropriate group (I think most
everybody would have agreed with Mario if he had simply
flamed on that issue, instead he got into a long tirade
of the morality of jokes -- something that's bound to get
a lot of flames.)

What really agitated me was the whining about a sys admin taking
care of this -- this person needed flaming!

BTW, I'm an Anglo-Saxon, Irish, German, Scottish, Cherokee 
Indian crossbreed!  I figure that earns me the right to laugh
at just about any ethnic group.

PS, this is my last post on this subject (I hope) and, once
again, I apologize to the rest of soc.culture.polish for not
noticing the crosspost.

-- 
"25 States allow anyone to buy a gun, strap it on, and walk down the street with
no permit of any kind: some say it's crazy.  However, 4 out of 5 US murders are 
committed in the other half of the country: so who is crazy?"   -  Andrew Ford
gtephx!forda@enuucp.eas.asu.edu  OR  !uunet!samsung!romed!enuucp!gtephx!forda
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: u906451@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (Agamemnon)
Subject: The arm of the law (joke)
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 07:31:38 GMT

There was a policeman with a dog on night duty, and he met up
with a pretty young policewoman, also on night duty. It was a very
cold night, and the policewoman was shivering...
"What's the matter, can I do anything?"
The policewoman explained that she had come on duty late, and in a
hurry, and had forgotten to put on her black woollen issue knickers.
Being late already, she dare not go back and fetch them.
The dog handler said not to worry. He explained that the dog was
superbly trained: "let the dog sniff you between the legs, and you 
can bet he'll return with your passion killers."
This was agreed upon, and the dog trotted off, while they resumed
their beat.
Half an hour later the dog returned, bearing part of the sergeant's hand.


--
Damien Saunders     (Gunnar Njalsson)
E-mail: u906451@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au
'He's got droid rot, He's waving a bannana about and calling it a
female aardvark' - Rimmer. From 'Camille': Red Dwarf series 4
From: rharriso@ncratl.AtlantaGA.NCR.COM (Robert Harrison)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Hurricane Joke
Date: 4 Sep 92 18:50:31 GMT
Article-I.D.: ncratl.8983
Organization: NCR Engineering and Manufacturing Atlanta -- Atlanta, GA

Heard on the news last night that the hardware stores in
South Florida are having a hard time keeping up with 
the demand for flat house paint....

-- 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: beth_l@aci_1.aci.ns.ca (BETH LANGILLE)
Subject: RODEO SONG
Organization: Atlantic Computer Institute
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 16:02:42 GMT

TO BE FAIR, THE WORDS TO THE SONG WERE SOMEWHAT CLOSE BUT IF YOU'VE EVER 
HEARD THE ORIGINAL BY GARRY LEE AND SHOWDOWN, IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS

WELL IT'S FORTY BELOW AND I DON'T GIVE A F**K
GOTTA HEATER IN MY TRUCK AND IT'S OFF TO THE RODEO
(REFRAIN)
ALLEMANDE LEFT AND ALLEMANDE RIGHT
COME ON YOU F**KING DUMMY GET YOUR RIGHT STEP RIGHT
GET OFF THE STAGE YOU GOD DAMNED DUDE
YOU PISS ME OFF
YOU F**KING JERK
GET ON MY NERVES

WELL HERE COMES JOHNNY WITH HIS PECKER IN HIS HAND
HE'S A ONE BALL MAN AND HE'S OFF TO THE RODEO
(REFRAIN)

WELL IT'S FORTY BELOW BELOW AND I DON'T HAVE A TRUCK
AND I DON'T GIVE A F**K CAUSE I'M OFF TO THE RODEO
(REFRAIN)

A TRUE FAN OF CONTEMPORARY SLEAZY MUSIC
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: O1DOUG@VM1.CC.UAKRON.EDU (Doug Miller)
Subject: Re: Need Dan Quayle jokes...
Organization: The University of Akron
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 09:04:11 GMT

   The press asked Dan Quayle what he thought of Roe vs. Wade. Dan said
' Well it all depends on how far away the island is'.
 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: barb@ufycorp.Unify.Com (Barbara Kane)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Organization: /usr/lib/news/organization
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 23:55:40 GMT


>Is there anything funny in joking about murder?

  There can be.  You've never heard a Jeffery Dahmer joke? Or a John Wayne
  Gacey joke?  Or a joke about Rock Hudson's death?

  Here's a few - warning to the easily offended:

  Q.  What's the temperature in John Wayne Gacey's house?
  A.  28 below

  Q.  Why didn't Gacey go to the prom?
  A.  he couldn't dig up a date.

  Q.  How would the LAPD solve the overpopulation problem in LA?
  A.  Put Dahmer in charge of the school lunch program.

  Well, I didn't say these particular jokes were funny...

  Almost all humor could be offensive to someone.  Get a life.

>Flames or comments welcomed.

  My $.02



Barbara Kane                                               Unify Corporation
                        *******************
I teleported home last night with Ron & Syd & Meg
Ron stole Meggie's heart away, and I got Sydney's leg  -- D. Adams
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jgd@dixie.com (John De Armond)
Subject: Ham jokes:  Offensive to those ewho take offence
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 03:31:50 GMT
Organization: Dixie Communications Public Access.  The Mouth of the South.

Just had to look, didn't you?


Q:	How do you drive a Jew crazy?
A:	Offer him free ham.

Q:	How do you kill a Jew?
A:	Toss 'em a ham grenade


-- 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Organization: trunking_fixed
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 15:19:06 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.184632.12599@worldbank.org> aki <aki@atlas.worldbank.org> writes:
>In article <ZocFqB4w164w@cellar.org> John Galt, kml@cellar.org writes:
>>The third guy says, "Ah, Easter.  Everybody sad.  Jesus, die on cross.
>>Then, three days later, everybody happy.  Everybody together.  Jesus,
>>rise from dead.  Sees his shadow, six more weeks of winter!"
>
>Personally I find your joke extremely offending.  Being of Japanese
>decent I find no humor in your joke.  Take your racist jokes
>and tell them at your next KKK meeting.  Japanese are not
>idiots like your joke infers.  Besides...everyone 
>KNOWS Jesus saw his shadow and said "Six more weeks of
>JULY"...sheesh  I may be dumb but I'm not STUPID...;-) ...
>heh heh..
>

In previous post I said last time, but here I go again. Namely
I understand that not everyone is Christian and therefore is going
to understand the offense towards jokes about Christ's suffering, now
thats understandable. But common sense should prevail, first of all
the man (God to others) was innocent, was tortured, beaten and killed
most brutally. Is there anything funny in joking about murder?
Why don't we crack jokes about Martin Luther's death, or John
Kennedy's death?, it's just not appropriate. Sure there is the freedom 
of speech, allowing to post anything - but it would be nice if people 
had more sensitivity, like maybe all of us laugh instead of just 1/2.
It's called style.

Flames or comments welcomed.
From: lipscomb@lonestar.utsa.edu (David S. Lipscomb)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: ha 3
Date: 1 Sep 92 13:46:03 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

This was taken from 'THE NON-VIOLENT MAD' 1972.  Written by Larry Siegel.
                       THE MAD AIR TRAVEL PRIMER


                               CHAPTER THREE
                          THE HALF-FARE TEENAGERS

See the happy teenagers.
They are waiting to take advantage of an exciting offer.
The airline has promised them half-fare tickets.
If they are under 21 years of age.
There is just one catch to this offer.
They are on a "Stand-by" basis.
That means they must wait for cancellations.
That means they must wait until military people are taken care of.
That means they may have to wait quite a while.
By the way some of these teenagers finally get on a plane.
They will have to pay full-fare anyway.
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: It's in the dictionary!
Date: 27 Aug 92 00:18:43 GMT
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA

From the Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary, 1979 Edition:

booboisie \boob wah 'zee\ n : a class of the general public that is 
composed of boobs.

rec.humor posters who whine about all the ethnic slurs are members of
the booboisie.
-- 
Larry A. Gilmore             Internet: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com
TRW SEDD, DH1/2849
P.O. Box 6213                Phone:    (310)764-3318
Carson, CA 90746             Fax:      (310)764-3946
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: iac1@ra.msstate.edu (Ian Chen)
Subject: Re: Riddles/One liners Wanted
Organization: Mississippi State University
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 16:13:34 GMT


>>There are two men in a cabin on a mounatin.  Both men are
>>dead.  What happened??

the airplane crashed into the mountain.

:)
-ian

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From: osinski@chtm.eece.unm.edu (Marek Osinski)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 92 19:55:13 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <1992Aug29.100550.1@research.ptt.nl> mschenk@research.ptt.nl (Mike Schenk +31 70 33 23926) writes:
>In article <m9cnhqj@lynx.unm.edu>, osinski@chtm.eece.unm.edu (Marek Osinski) writes:
>> In article <1992Aug23.122547.1@research.ptt.nl> mschenk@research.ptt.nl (Mike Schenk +31 70 33 23926) writes:
>
>[joke about dutchies deleted]
>
>>>Actually, this joke gives only a bad impression of Dutchmen. And 
>>>I don't think you will find any Dutchmen reacting to this joke as 
>>>was reacted to the polish joke. The best proof is probably that 
>>>Jos is Dutch himself and so am I and I really liked the joke and 
>>>do not feel insulted. And I think that on this point both Jos and 
>>>me represent the opinion of the average Dutchmen (except Jos does 
>>>not like 'spruitjes' but that's something completely different).
>>>
>>>    Mike
>> 
>> There is an important difference, though. The joke quoted by Jos
>> does not use any offensive terms for any of the nationalities involved.
>> Compare this with the "Polack". How would you interpret this term
>> if not as an expression of intentionally offensive language?
>> 
>> Marek Osinski
>
>Just as an attempt to be somewhat funny. I don't see why the term 
>"Polack" is so offensive. But please explain why you think it is.
>
>    Mike

In lieu of explanation, let me quote what Webster's Dictionary says
on this subject:

Polack: A person of Polish birth or descent - usually used
disparagingly.

In case if the last word presents another problem with English, let me
add the following:

disparage: 1: to lower in rank or reputation, degrade 2: to depreciate
by indirect means (as invidious comparison), speak slightingly about.

Do you still have any doubts, Mike?

Best regards,

Marek Osinski
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: loon@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za (LOON M J)
Subject: Re: Guns don't kill ...
Organization: Wits Electrical Engineering (Undergrads).
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 12:19:40 GMT

In article <1992Aug24.123520.1@mdcbbs.com> rivero@mdcbbs.com writes:

>In article <1992Aug20.122403.1035@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu>, bchurch@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Robert Church) writes:
>> In article <1992Aug18.185817.25515@cbfsb.cb.att.com> osan@cbnewsb.cb.att.com (Mr. X) writes:
>> 
>>>      PS, any of you have any opinions on someone starting law school at 34?
>> 
>> Why not, I knew a guy who became a male prostitute at 36.

>  Hmm. I know another guy who started doing weird medical experiments on small
>animals at 35.

What about us poor 83 year olds?
--
Marc Loon <loon@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za>
Student No: 8807871/X (just thought you'd want to know)
University of the Witwatersrand
Johannesburg

Conversation: a voice competition between two people
in which the one taking a breath is called the listener.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aki <aki@atlas.worldbank.org>
Subject: Re: Final Analysis
X-Xxmessage-Id: <A6C92E442F092631@akidamme-233324.worldbank.org>
X-Xxdate: Tue, 1 Sep 92 19:27:16 GMT
Organization: World Bank
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d8
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 18:33:24 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.152157.1035@venice.sedd.trw.com> Larry Gilmore,
gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com writes:
>>Conclusion: some of rec.humor netters did not get past puberty.
>

Mario,
Screw em...your posts were the most interesting thing
that has come here in quite awhile.  Hey everyone's
screaming about free speech right?  Then post whatever
the hell you feel like posting.  If flame wars sprout up
so what?  Most of the people enjoy a good flame
war anyway.  Common sense should tell the jerks out
there that are e-mailing you to cut it out.  Oops did
I start a flame war on me?  oh oh...well then never
mind...

*******************************************
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From: ajayshah@almaak.usc.edu (Ajay Shah)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre,comp.misc
Subject: Re: Are you STILL a Computer GEEK?
Date: 30 Aug 1992 17:15:17 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: almaak.usc.edu

spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Travaglia) writes:

>		Are you STILL a computer geek?

>    d.  A VGA screen so he can check out alt.sex.pictures.of.girlies
>    d.  A 1.2 Gig Hard Drive, Twin floppies + SVGA screen, and 5 Meg Memory
>    d.  "Name the weirdest place you ever booted MSDOS 4"
>    d.  Upgrade to SVGA
>    d.  The 487 co-processor at 52 Meg

A Real Hacker doesn't hang out with peecees :-)

        -ans.
-- 
Ajay Shah, (213)749-8133, ajayshah@usc.edu
From: sununu@ece.arizona.edu (Arun Vaidyanath)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Riddles/One liners Wanted
Date: 27 Aug 92 17:23:22 GMT
Reply-To: sununu@ece.arizona.edu (Arun Vaidyanath)
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona Dept. of Electrical and Computer Engineering

>There are two men in a cabin on a mounatin.  Both men are
>dead.  What happened??


The Pink Panther .... strikes again.
			or was it toonses!!
From: jcoates@ncrsmg.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Jim D Coates)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: A NEW RECORD
Date: 26 Aug 92 14:23:08 GMT
Reply-To: jcoates@ncrsmg.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Jim D Coates)
Distribution: world
Organization: NCR Systemedia Group Headquarters, Dayton (Miamisburg), Ohio


Did you hear? There's a new album out that includes a certificate for a free
chicken. The radio stations like it so much, the Dj's are saying it's
number one with a pullet.
From: fatican@iccgcc.decnet.ab.com (Nick Fatica)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Cannibal Jokes
Date: 3 Sep 92 12:22:04 EST

This one was in Reader's Digest not too long ago:

Q: Did you hear about the cannibal that had indigestion?

A: He ate someone that didn't agree with him.

-- 
Nick Fatica   fatican@astro.pc.ab.com
The Allen-Bradley Company
"Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: u906451@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (Agamemnon)
Subject: Stretching it a bit (joke)
Keywords: tattoo
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 07:42:36 GMT

Said the plain nurse to the pretty nurse: "hey, know the big
soldier in the third bed?"
"Oh, you mean the one who's tattooed all over?"
"Yes, that's him, have you ever bathed him?"
"Yes, why?"
"Well, when I bathed him yesterday I noticed he had 'Ludo' 
tattooed on his penis."
"That's not 'ludo', that's 'Llandudno'."

--
Damien Saunders     (Gunnar Njalsson)
E-mail: u906451@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au
'He's got droid rot, He's waving a bannana about and calling it a
female aardvark' - Rimmer. From 'Camille': Red Dwarf series 4
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: alpha@hubcap.clemson.edu (Shekhar Borde')
Subject: Re: No Title
Organization: Clemson University
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 21:31:29 GMT

ahmad@seas.gwu.edu (Aftab Ahmad) writes:


>	Q: Why humans are the only creature who blush?

>	A: Because they are the only creature who can read others mind.



Wah?



-EsBee
From: dnewell@bronte.helios.nd.edu (devin newell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Redneck humor
Date: 30 Aug 92 22:47:05 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.1992Aug30.224705.21661
Reply-To: dnewell@bronte.helios.nd.edu (devin newell)
Organization: Univ. of Notre Dame

How about posting some good jokes about rednecks. For those you who are not sure what a redneck is (possible because you are one) I'll define them simply as anybody who lives in a rural area of any southern state.


If that's not clear enough, consider yourself a redneck if you answer 'yes' to any of the following questions:


1.  Do you own a belt buckle with your name on it.


2.  Do directions to your house include the phrase:
     ...turn right/left onto a dirt road...


3.  Did your father ever encourage you to quit school because Ralph had
      an opening down at the Jiffy Lube.


4.  Do you consider a family reunion as a good place to meet girls.


5.  Do you own a pre 1975 chevy pick-up with only one head light.


6.  Do you own any pick-up with a shot gun rack in the back.



Redneck rule of thumb:

Never marry a redneck virgin.   If she's ain't good enough for her kin she ain't
                                 good enough for you.                    


Redneck Paradox:

If a redneck divorces his wife, are they still brother and sister?
From: reykja@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Reykja Sigurdsson)
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 07:30:19 GMT
Subject: Re: Too many polack jokes can be FATAL!!!!!!!!!!
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Fort Collins, CO, USA
Newsgroups: rec.humor

In rec.humor, jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
> |
> |Brett, your statements are very offensive to me - wheather you think
> |this is a joke or not you are just simply spreading hatred and
> |insults. As a community of intellectual's this cannot be tolerated
> |on the network and you should just simply stop posting this kind 
> |of crap; keep it to yourself. ALSO THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR 
> |SHOULD SEE TO THIS. 

             Please! If you are going to chide others for doing things
that are not too bright, AT LEAST use apostrophes correctly! Intellectual's?
Huh? 


Sheesh!

-reykjavik

rks@uccs-annex.csn.org

                             The seeking of wisdom is the highest virtue-
                                                     --Odin--
From: bets@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Beth Schwindt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: REQUEST:  Lightbulb Joke List?
Date: 3 Sep 1992 19:11:31 -0500
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu

Hi......

Would someone who has a comprehensive list of the lightbulb jokes along
the lines of "How many <x> does it take to screw in a light bulb?" please
send it to me?   


Many thanks....

Beth

-- 
The brighest day in America will be when education has enough funding and
the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a new bomber....My history
teacher (from the Wireless catalog) bets@matt.ksu.ksu.edu, bets@ksuvm.ksu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rlwilliams@gallua.gallaudet.edu
Subject: Re: Groucho Marx?!y
Organization: Gallaudet University
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 18:49:24 GMT

>>
>>Which brings me to my point. Is there any collection of his quotes
>>lying anywhere in some old dirs. If not, why not start one.. with
>>
>>"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
>>
>>             -- Groucho on "You bet your life"
>>
>> 
>>Any more?
>>
>>
>>_______________________________________________________
>>| Prashanth                    |                      |
>>| U. of California @ San Diego | prash@raman.ucsd.edu |
>>#######################################################
> 
> Remember men your fighting for the ladies honour; which is probably
> more than she ever did.
> 
> -- 
> #-----------------------------------------------------------------------------#
> #                     Lawrence Finkel: lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu                 #
> #   "Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced."   #
> #-----------------------------------------------------------------------------#

Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas and how he got in my pajamas 
I'll never know.

rlwilliams@gallua
From: syspb@smartstar.com (Paul)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: You're Sooo Ugly Jokes
Date: 25 Aug 92 18:53:50 GMT
Organization: SmartStar Corp. / Signal Technolgy Inc.


If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his ass and make him 
walk backwards.

When you were born, the doctor took 1 look at your face
then turned you over and said "Look, twins!"
Newsgroups: rec.humor