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From: guru@halcyon.com (Dennis Wicks)
Subject: Re: Who the hell wants a nice man/woman ? 
Organization: The 23:00 News and Mail Service
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 20:35:33 GMT

In article <qmh2gf=@rpi.edu> petitc@nuge102.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:
>gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (Jamie Gairns) writes:
>
>
>>	Why is everyone so desperate to find a nice mate ?
>
>  Maybe because it's the only way that society deems it remotely acceptable
>to satiate some essential human needs---the need to touch someone (not
>sexually---just to touch someone to show caring and concern).  Think about it--
>how many of your friends can you touch in any way (other than possibly hugging)
>?  And, the need to be close to someone.  Opinions?

The worst part about being divorced is having to crawl into a
cold bed alone!  That is the superficial aspect.  It is really
the closeness, the sharing, and the caring.  I can handle the bad
stuff with a few curse words and pounding the desk a couple of
times.  But when something good happens in my life, I would
really like to have someone who really cares about me to share
the happiness and excitement with.

Regular friends, no matter how close, just don't have the
involvement in your life, or you in their's for that matter, to
fill that need.
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From: ap.4685@cupid.sai.com
Subject: ISO Single Female
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Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 00:55:45 GMT
X-Iso: SF

Hi,

I am a guy from Nova Scotia, Canada, searching the net for the Rare Female
Nova Scotia net user. Come on girls there must be some female users out 
there that read this. 



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From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Subject: Re: J.L.B.'s .sig (was Re: Doesn't anyone like ...)
Summary: yes oh yes oh god yes
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 16:51:34 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.154706.6118@bmerh85.bnr.ca> nobody writes:
>In article <1992Dec15.143149.6887@oz.plymouth.edu>, j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes: 
>|> - Now you all know who i am and i don't have to have a dumb .sig here
>|> anymore.Got it?
>
>What's usually BEFORE your dumb .sig bothers us more.  Why don't you get rid of
>THAT?
>
>-- 
>Dan Perl	(613)763-9411
>Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa

Thank you lord, praise god hallelujiah!Finally, a man with the balls
to flame me.Wow.i knew you were out there, but i never thought i'd
have the luck to get a flame from *you* personally, ever.Wow,
archivists, write this down in the flaming archives, i only wish it
had been a mediocre flame at least, as opposed to this half-assed
piece of donkey dung the ultimate flame-pupil has seen fit to bless
our net-loving presences with.Thank you oh flame
lord-of-absolutely-nothing.Good luck i hope you find a
dictionary/thesaurus set that will help you deal with your stunted
vocabulary growth.Or maybe you could learn to read?I know! Call
1-800-ABCDEFG Learn To Read, it's easy, i promise, if 3 year olds can
do it so can you.

- Scandalous "you've been flamed by" the Goddess




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From: ap.2761@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Lost friends
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Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 18:21:14 GMT
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When godiva died, I lost contact with a few friends. 
If you are one of them, write me at the above address

Or if you can tell me how to contact the aliases list below - 
please do

I was known as anonymus+1089

and I am hoping to find:

971 Pete

2325 Jason

3150  Chris


Hope you're missing our conversations

R

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From: lieven@cco.caltech.edu (Lieven Pascal Leroy)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
Subject: Another hat in the arena (SF area)
Date: 12 Dec 92 00:37:13 GMT
Distribution: ca
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
NNTP-Posting-Host: punisher.caltech.edu


I'm going to be stranded away from home for the holidays, so I'm looking for
a chance to do things in the SF area and someone fun to do them with.

Description:
Foreign background cleverly hidden under an American accent.  (My French
is better than the guy who posted a few notes back, which isn't saying
much. :) SWM, 22, living in Palo Alto, grad student in engineering,
'transportationally challenged' (read 'no car').  I've got a good sense
of humor, liberal world view, and I'm always ready to help a friend.
In my spare time I'm involved in martial arts, read (sf&f), and watch movies
(extensive collection of Rob Reiner movie quotes!).  Music taste mostly hard
rock/industrial (Nine Inch Nails, Bang Tango), but I enjoy bits of Disney
soundtracks too.

Physical data:
6', 145lbs, gray-green eyes, brown hair.

You:
S*F, about my age (19-24, let's say), good conversation, SMART
(yes, someone with the nerve to stand up and say 'Dammit, I'm
smart and not afraid to admit it.'), preferably in good shape.
Car would be nice too. :)

Relationships:
Interested, but what say we see if we like each other first? :)
If the holidays is too soon, let's just bounce email back and forth for
a while.

Apology:
I would like to apologize to the more sensation-seeking readers of the group
for not breaking down into desperate pleas for companionship or asking to
be relieved of my virginity.  Call me a rebel... :)

							--Lieven

P.S. Please respond to 'lieven@leland.stanford.edu', not the account
     I'm posting from.
From: ina_pearce@actew.oz.au
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Cost of the Twelve Days of Christmas
Date: 18 Dec 92 10:27:29 EST
Organization: ACT Electricity & Water

In article <26k2ztb@rpi.edu>, petitc@nuge101.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:
> Well, I was a bit bored, so here is what it would cost (estimated) if you
> really wanted to do the Twelve Days of Christmas routine to someone you love.
> 
> It's quite sobering, really.  Also, I followed the song EXACTLY---in other
> words, we need 12 partridges and pear trees because we have 1 for each day,
> for 12 days, and we need 22 turtle doves---2 per day for 11 days..and so on.
> 
> Anyhow, enjoy and happy holidays.
> 
> Item			Qty.	Cost/Unit	Sub-Total	Total
> 
> Partridge		12	100		1,200		1,200
> Pear Tree		12	500		6,000		7,200
> Turtle-Doves		22	100		2,200		9,400
> French Hens		30	200		6,000		15,400
> Calling Birds		36	150		5,400		20,800
> Golden Rings		40	200		8,000		28,800
> Geese-a-laying		42	150		6,300		35,100
> Swans-a-swimming	42	150		6,300		41,400
> Pool			1	8,000		8,000		49,400
> Maids-a-Milking		40	150		6,000		55,400
> Pipers playing		36	200		7,200		68,600
> Ladies dancing		30	150		4,500		73,100
> Lords-a-leaping		22	300		6,600		79,700
> Fiddlers fiddling	12	250		3,000		82,700
> 
> P.S. We need the pool for the swans to swim in.  :&)
> 

you forgot the cows for the maids-a-milking :-)

> 
> -- 
> Now on sale, in Aisle 5 of the Divine Supermarket---Lives, and Clues.  Buy
> yours now and avoid the rush!  They make great Christmas gifts!
> "I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right
> to say it."  - Voltaire.
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From: joverton@csws20.ic.sunysb.edu (Jeremiah Overton)
Subject: Re: mushrooms
Organization: State University of New York at Stony Brook
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 05:47:13 GMT

In article <92347.205617RAH135@psuvm.psu.edu> <RAH135@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>I am desperately in search of good tasting, clean mushrooms(If you know what I
>mean!)  But please, make sure that they're somewhat hard because I hate limp, s
>oggy mushrooms!  Ofcourse if they are limp, there might just be something we ca
>n do about it so please don't lose hope!  But i have found (through experience)
> that the hard ones are the juiciest!  The longer the stem, the better the head
>!!!!  Hey, I hope to be tasting you soon!

Lemme guess...you and your friend like to eat them outside, too, right??

BTW, Dominoes Pizza has really good mushrooms on their pizza, but I generally
only like the pepperoni...
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From: harbirk@ifi.uio.no (Harbir Singh Kohli)
Subject: Re: Mail-order husband
Organization: Dept. of Informatics, University of Oslo, Norway
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 14:35:28 GMT
Originator: harbirk@slora.ifi.uio.no
From: bjr@cellar.org (The Keymaster)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Mail-order husband
Date: 18 Dec 92 00:56:28 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system

ap.4576@cupid.sai.com writes:

> Handsome, English-speaking American male available for friendship,
> correspondence, matrimony!  Includes papers, accessories, opposable
> thumbs.  Reply to Occidental-Occidental Connections at the above address!
> 
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But... are you housebroken???

KM

A pipe gives a wise man time to think
and a fool something to stick in his mouth.
From: wotan@leland.Stanford.EDU (Scott Draeker)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: The real reason women don't post
Date: 21 Dec 92 04:41:27 GMT
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305 USA

God, you're so fucking sensitive. I got a cavity. Just another poser trying to
get laid...
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From: gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (Jamie Gairns)
Subject: Re: Who the hell wants a nice man/woman ? 
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 00:32:21 GMT

In article <1992Dec13.203533.22688@nwnexus.WA.COM> guru@halcyon.com (Dennis Wicks) writes:
>In article <qmh2gf=@rpi.edu> petitc@nuge102.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:
>>gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (Jamie Gairns) writes:
>
>The worst part about being divorced is having to crawl into a
>cold bed alone!
 	I see your point, yet it does not heppen to be one
	that I subscribe to (entirely).  As to being close
	to someone in a bed, that is NOT a requirement.  I
	value my sleep and UNFORTUNATELY (I wish it were
	otherwise) I can NOT sleep when there is someone
	else in close proximity.

	BTW, the original post was an 'altered-reality-induced'
	SPEW, so don't take it too seriously.

>Regular friends, no matter how close, just don't have the
>involvement in your life, or you in their's for that matter, to
>fill that need.
	Well, that is quite interesting.  Fortunately, or
	unfortunately (depending on your viewpoint) I don't
	adhere to that perception.  Perhaps that is because
	my SO is more my friend than my lover, which **I**
	see as being the most desirable aspect of a 
	relationship ... well, that and a good pistol-whipping!

James
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From: ap.7240@cupid.sai.com
Subject: DWF 37 ISO S/DM in INDPLS/CHICAGO/DETROIT area
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Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 00:09:00 GMT
X-Iso: SM


I am a blond, green-eyed, buxom, 5'7", big, beautiful WOMAN ISO a man >5'8"
who shares some of the following interests: film-foreign & domestic, politics,
travel, wine, international affairs, CNN, the McLaughlin Group, french, music
and marketing!?!  I would prefer someone at least 33 yrs and older who can
recall things like: Yippies (not yuppies), the '68 Chicago Demo convention,
SNL when it was still funny, Andy Kaufman, the Gerald Ford syndrome, reggae
pre-Shabba Ranks commercialization, and Aqualung.

I am a warm, sensual and sensuous, humourous, semi-intelligent woman who
bemoans the dearth of intelligent, literate men in the midwest (yes, I'm 
a midwesterner,too).  I'm not looking for certain marriage, just certain
interaction (action?).  

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From: ez018196@hamlet.ucdavis.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: What do women look for in a Guy?
Date: 8 Dec 92 21:58:03 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) writes:
Z>My question is, what do women look for in a Guy?
P> Blood, guts, and bones?   :)   Anythin' I left out?
Yeah, Puter....what about a brain?

                          Mo
From: hogue@cs.arizona.edu (Jessie Loh)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: What Men Get When They Read Women's Postings in Alt.Personals
Date: 17 Dec 92 00:37:21 GMT


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From: an354@anon.penet.fi
Subject: SANTA! WM ISO WF - All I want is a - Mistress for Christmas
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals,alt.personals.ad
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 19:27:00 GMT

SANTA! PLEASE! All I want is a - Mistress for Christmas ;-)

ISO WF 21-45yr, Blue-eyed, Blond or others. I would like to find someone
to escort to parties, Clubs, Concerts etc., and friendship over the holiday
season and beyond. honest, loyal, truthful are qualities I'm looking for.

I 40yr WM, 165lb, 5'8", Green eyes, likes - movies, music {concerts}
(rock mainly but can stand just about anything - exclude rap),
doing things together & TLC.

Location: East Central Indiana

	Mike

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From: nfy@vax5.cit.cornell.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Sex with guys
Date: 12 Dec 92 02:18:53 EST
Distribution: world
Organization: Cornell University

Hey! Im looking for other guys who are into having sex with men. College studs
or otherwise. Im basically straight looking and acting but am interested in
having sex with other guys-  
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From: gerg@netcom.com (Greg Andrews)
Subject: Re: J.L.B.'s .sig (was Re: Doesn't anyone like ...)
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 21:11:36 GMT

tps@jptcs.COM (Tim Sailer) writes:
>Jessica L. Babylon (j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu) wrote:
>: archivists, write this down in the flaming archives, i only wish it
>                                     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>AWRIGHT, who set the archives aflame???? :)
>

Probably TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu trying to light farts again...

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From: lo@che.che.tulane.edu (Lo)
Subject: Re: Women's Postings
Organization: Chem. Eng. Dept., Tulane University, New Orleans, LA
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 19:00:28 GMT
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-3321]: che.che.tulane.edu

In article <sehamb01.724088662@starbase.spd.louisville.edu> sehamb01@rigel.spd.louisville.edu (Steve Hamburg) writes:
>I find it an incredible coincidence that every single female that posts in everynews group is gorgeous with long black or blonde hair, blue eyes, tan, slim, 
>etc...
>
>You women are constantly shitting down us male's throats, but at least we tell
>So, why don't you prove me wrong!  Instead of retaliating and telling me how
>much of a shithead I am, why don't you respectable, honest women write me and
>then I will apologize to you PERSONALLY for making this harsh generalization.
                    
Sounds like a desperate attempt to get mail!!!  

BTW, I do have long black hair, brown eyes rather than blue, and am slim.
Hell, there are people on the net that can attest to that description!

Jenny
 

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From: an359@anon.penet.fi
Subject: G/BiWM to visit Portland/Beaverton needs company
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 02:40:30 GMT

Bi/GWM visiting Portland Area in Jan '93 seeks more than lonely motel room. 
Me: 5'10", 180 lbs blond, blue, mid forties, safe and discreet. You?
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From: ap.6339@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Knight in shinning armour, Ottawa area 
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Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 00:18:27 GMT
X-Iso: SF

Hi

I am a financially secure 27 year old male, living here in Ottawa.
I am tall, with dark hair, and very handsome features. 

I am intellegent, witty, passionate, self-confident and modest.  I am
looking for email from those women who want to be swept off their feet 
by such romantic prose that just may set computer screens on fire all 
over the net.

Ladies, your knight in shinning armour awaits upon his white steed.

Regards

Lancelot :-)


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From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: Rai's friend....
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 16:57:24 GMT

In article <1992Dec18.150248.4702@memstvx1.memst.edu> usscriv@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>Hey y'all!
>
> Remember how Rai said she'd bring a friend when she came back?  Well, that's
>me!  Now she's dragged me into this group and promised that I'd meet some
>interesting people.  Whatever that means...
>
>Later!
>Rebel

ain't no one here but us boring chickens....
*bawk*bawk*
:)

-bacon
From: ppt@bnr.ca (Peter PrestonThomas 1629969)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Cost of the Twelve Days of Christmas
Date: 15 Dec 92 21:36:50 GMT
Organization: bnr

In article <1992Dec15.182621.12110@u.washington.edu> thom@cac.washington.edu (Thom Roholt) writes:
>In article <26k2ztb@rpi.edu> petitc@nuge101.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
>writes:
>>Item			Qty.	Cost/Unit	Sub-Total	Total
>>
>>Partridge		12	100		1,200		1,200
>>Pear Tree		12	500		6,000		7,200
>>Turtle-Doves		22	100		2,200		9,400
>>French Hens		30	200		6,000		15,400
>>Calling Birds		36	150		5,400		20,800
>>Golden Rings		40	200		8,000		28,800
>>Geese-a-laying		42	150		6,300		35,100
>>Swans-a-swimming	42	150		6,300		41,400
>>Pool			1	8,000		8,000		49,400
>>Maids-a-Milking	40	150		6,000		55,400
>>Pipers playing		36	200		7,200		68,600
>>Ladies dancing		30	150		4,500		73,100
>>Lords-a-leaping	22	300		6,600		79,700
>>Fiddlers fiddling	12	250		3,000		82,700
>>
>>P.S. We need the pool for the swans to swim in.  :&)
>                  ^^^^
>Well if you need a pool for the swans, you need cows or goats for the
>maids to milk and you need fiddles for the fiddlers to fiddle. 

Prices... (in Canadian $)

Cows   $1000 each  (might be on the low side - depends on demand)
Goats   $200 each

Fiddles - musicians bring their own instruments with few 
          exceptions (grand pianos, kettle drums)
          
>                                                        
>Oh Yeah! You need phones for the Birds to call on too.  :vb

Phones for calling birds?  Don't be silly! :)
We're trying to be realistic here. :-)

>
>Does anyone know the going rate for cows and goats these days?

see above.

>
>  - Thom 

...PPT
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From: ap.7041@cupid.sai.com
Subject: BIWM AT PSU SEEKS
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Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 18:50:29 GMT
X-Iso: BM

I am a Bi white male at Penn State University Park.  I am looking for 
either a white female or male to get together with for some good times.
If anyone is interested mail me and we will make arrangements.

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Anonymous reply:		<user's alias>@cupid.sai.com
Test path/get alias:		ping@cupid.sai.com
ECS administrator:		admin@lemuria.sai.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals