From: smith_bob_e@tandem.com (Mod Bob)
Subject: Re: New DPN
Followup-To: soc.motss
Organization: Tandem Computers
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 19:01:21 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.044522.7876@netcom.com>, jfh@netcom.com (Jack
Hamilton) wrote:

> My favorite pie in that line is Sweet Potato Bourbon Pecan.  I suppose the
> sweet potatoes do push it vaguely towards being healthy, but I always eat
> two slices to make up for it.  Unfortunately, not many places serve it.
> Perhaps Biffie Mae could publish the recipe in the next issue. 

Jackie Mae's Sweet Potato Bourbon Pecan Pie!  Send me the recipe: I'll
deliver it for testing in Biffy Mae's kitchen.

> >  I recommend doing this at bedtime,
> 
> Not the right time.  It might keep you from "sleeping". 

Oh, my.  Why, that would be terrible, wouldn't it?  :-)
 
> >right after you've tucked each other in.
> 
> Interesting mental image there.  Sounds a little bit like Escher, or maybe
> Twister.  How could you tuck each other in?  You don't know, but you'd like
> to try?

You'll note I didn't specify what was to be tucked into where.  It's
an Escher/Mobius/Kama Sutra thing, y'know?
  
> I haven't noticed that people I know need a translation (San Francisco really 
> is a special place), but perhaps there are a few things that might need to be 
> explained, or maybe demonstrated.  For example, just what is that boy in
> the blurry picture at the bottom of page 2 doing?

Wrist exercises...no, lubricity testing...no, ah, milking practice...er,
ah,
gee, I don't know, what do YOU think he's doing?  Motion blur kind of 
obscures the view.
  
> >If you're into gorgeous, muscled, Blond Bubble Butt Surf Boys 
> >(John, Kyle, Beau, Brian, Tim and the rest), I can _heartily_ recommend 
> >the Boogie Boarding Lesson.  *sigh*  ;-)
> 
> How about some gorgeous, muscled, Brunette Bubble Butt Surf Boys?  Some of
> us have darker tastes. 

Oh, well, then you'd want _me_, of course.  ;-)


*X* (pronounced Splat-Ex-Splat, according to An Esteemed Authority) wrote:

> I find this constant repetition of the blond, bubble butt surf
> boys motif to be, quite frankly, tedious.  You are perpetuating
> the false stereotype that all homosexuals are interested in is
> having as much sex, as possible, with blond, bubble butt surf
> boys.

Not at all.  There's no mention of sex in my comment.  And you'll 
note that I addressed my recommendation to those who fancy such things, 
certainly not "all homosexuals".  Hmm.  How about "alt.motss.fan.bbbsb"?

>  I, myself, while certainly not opposed to such practices,
> prefer brunettes, with thin butts and little tufts of hair between
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> the navel and groin.
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> 
> *X* 
 
Speaking of such tedious things, has anyone else noted the picture of 
JASON PRIESTLEY in the grip of Hunter Thompson in the latest Rolling Stone?
 
An awe-inspiring image.  But I much prefer the new Bruce Weber images 
in the first issue of the new magazine _Joe's_.


                                   Bob, who may take to wearing a 
                                       bandana on his head to see if
                                       it helps his photography any...
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