HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Human waste, *yawn* (FUCKING WITTY IS A GOD!)
Date: 22 Jan 93 20:45:32 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <C18s1M.789@world.std.com>, martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan) writes:
> Mark B. writes:
> 
>>In article <1993Jan21.134348.13904@bsu-ucs> 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>>>In article <21597@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu>, ez012344@chip.ucdavis.edu writes:
> 
>>>Your a complete waste brain cells. Get a life, go to hell, etc, etc, etc,
>>>before I spank your worthless ass of the net. 
> 
> Hey Boot Camp Twitty - get your own comebacks you slime bag. Why don't you
> go do some push ups on top of Dall'Agattas ass or something?

Fuck you cum sucker! I didn't see you say anything similiar like that. Think
I copied you? Keep dreaming! Go butt fuck your dog!
> 
>  >Stealing from Hannigan now, Jeff?
> 
> Fuckin right he is.

If I would steal it would be from someone humorous.
> 
>>Twitty's score so far...
> 
>>Originality              10                                  
>>Humour                    1      <------ TYPO - should be 100
>>Persistence              10   
>>Dimtwittedness           10      <-----  TYPO - should be 100
>                                                  
>>>JEFF WITTY   
>>>ARMY R.O.T.C. 
>>>a.k.a. PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US ARMY
> 
> 
> Jeff Witty 
> Army ROTC 
> a.k.a. READY FOR A GAY ROOMATE                     

Ready? Sure. Ready to kill him, along with 80,000,000 other soldiers. 

JEFF WITTY
ARMY R.O.T.C.
a.k.a. PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US ARMY

p.s. Watch the news closely people, when faggots like Hannigan get
     in there will be homosexual bloodshed. I'm not alone on this point.
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: K E N
Subject: re: Enjoy the silence while we can, I feel KEN's Presense is near.
Organization: University of Toronto Chemistry Department
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 19:10:57 GMT


In article <1jmmk4INNe93@caravan.ksu.ksu.edu> tilden@caravan.ksu.ksu.edu (Tilden-Master of Illogic) writes:
>
>Wonder where blunder mutt is, I need more fertilizer for in my greenhouse.
>
>Tilden
>
>PS Ken is small and warrents no respect.


I am not K E N. 

K E N is currently rethinking K E N. 

I am merely a cheap foreign algorithm of K E N.
(copyright 1993 - Robinsonware Intl. Inc.) 

I am, however, programmed to imitate K E N while K E N is 
rethinking K E N. This is within my mortal K E N.
 

<@start_runecho_offclicksqueekjibber> 


Tilden,

K E N is not a blunder mutt for K E N is K E N. Why would you need 
K E N 's assitance to fertilize your greenhouse? K E N suggests you 
acquire the assistance of an authorized greenhouse maintenance employee.

K E N is not small. K E N is as large as it takes to be K E N. 

K E N warrants all the respect that K E N is due because...

K E N is K E N.

You have been informed. 


K E N N E T H  J.  R O B I N S O N 

<@endrunclicksqueekjibber>
From: dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Intellectuals & women
Date: 25 Jan 93 11:42:31 GMT
Organization: None
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1993Jan25.025349.9884@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, jbl3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason Basinger Linkins) writes:
> 
> I have never argued about that!  I would like to see society adopt
> some measures that make it possible for women to work at an enjoyable
> occupation and also have the chance to raise some children.  I think
> that woudl be just peachy.  

FUCK YOUUUUUU! I SPENT ONE WEEK TO TELL YOU THIS! That is 
the problem, SHIT! You did not want to belive me that I can 
be macho, but I also care about our fucking women! (sarcasm 
intended).

> UNTIL THEN, I feel that if a woman really
> enjoys her job, if it makes her feel good, if it adds to who she is,
> and she doesn't want to have children, then it is okay!  It is her 
> decision, anyway.
> 
UNTIL THEN, it is your way to live, Ok? I don't have UNTIL 
THEN on my life, ok? Saying UNTIL THEN is the best way to do 
*NOTHING* to improve things. If those women, INSTEAD to 
*sacrify* the childbirth, start to do something, is better, 
OK? Because they are the first suppose to *change* things.

We men, can only discuss about that, but *them* the women, 
have to stop to cry and to start to *think*, something that 
on the '90s doesn't happen often anymore.

There is a problem (and, for personal experience I think is 
one of the worst problem of women) and so we have to fix it.
That's it, the discussion is over.

	Michele

P.S. I don't want to start a discussion about native 
     americans now, I have been too much serious this week, 
     I need to have fun. 

Womeeen, I am comiiiing! Wait for me, your little Michele is 
coming back to have fun with yooouuu. He, he, he, he...
From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 19:49:55 GMT
Subject: J. Wittey, Lt. Calley's son
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
From: martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
Subject: Re: Italian women? Puah! Pretty & boring.
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 06:31:44 GMT

moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi, Sweetheart) writes:

>Michele spews:
>>In Italy you have first to meet the new girl, then to spend 
>>a week to know her better, then to be a boyfriend of her for 
>>one month (if you are unlucky because she has strong 
>>catholics feelings, one year) and ONLY THEN, you can fuck 
>>her. Such a boring life. And then you complain because we 
>>prefer the foreign girls... Pfui. 

>Trying to duck the problem and justify your endless years of masturbation? 

Huh? You knew his wifes name is Mary Hand? 

>Hey, latin lover, Don't tell everybody you are a loser, somebody might
>believe you! Anyway nice try, may be somebody will feel pity for you.

I feel pity that his family must admit he is related.

>>I already had my seven years of hell. I was with an italian 
>>girl. Very pretty, very boring (as all many italian girls 
>>use to be).

>And you, of course, you are *very* asshole to spend seven years with 
>such a brick (according to your own description...)?

Go easy! He had no choice! When you are fat and ugly like Michelle, what
can you do?

>Now I start to understand where your distorted idiocy comes from
...

Geez, just now? It has been obvious to me since post number one.

>The 'latin lover', the 'macho man' the 'come-here-girl-for-the-best-fuck-
>of-your-life' in the real world is a complete dumbass with psychological
>problems with the women, too!!!

>>Now it is the time of seven years of "fat cows", now I am in USA, 
>>baby.

>Yes, seven years ... enjoy the first seven weeks (days) in which your
>reputation is not spotted yet! After this period I bet that every woman 
>around you, instead of calling you 'the italian stallion' will call you 
>'the perfect italian dickhead'... oooops, sorry, they are already doing
>this? That's why you try to sell your reputation here on alt.flame ...

In The United States the first question anyone would ask Michele is
"Wheres your green card boy.."
From: serickso@ub.d.umn.edu (Scott Erickson)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Hurting Feelings
Date: 21 Jan 1993 12:54:07 -0600
Organization: University of Confused Thought
Distribution: alt
Reply-To: serickso@ub.d.umn.edu (Scott)
NNTP-Posting-Host: ub.d.umn.edu


Previously vsg001@acad.drake.edu blathered: 
>serickso@ub.d.umn.edu (Scott) writes:
>
>> If that is the goal of many of the posters to this group, then they are
>> seriously mistaken about their flaming abilities.  Most posts consist of
>> silly name calling and pointless profanity.  Rarely do I find an article
>> which actually comes close to doing any damage.  I must say I am disappointed
>> with the majority of the posts to this group.
>
>I will spare Sparky this FarTooObviousNewbbieBait: Then I presume by your
>scathing logic YOU will be able to devise some sort of brilliant flame that
>will teach us ALL a lesson on just who's who in the flaming world. We will be
>so humiliated that we will be forced to scream your name in a pseudo-erotic
>whail glorifying your ability to write, think, and persaude. Scott, let me
>level with you: You are a complete moron. No one gives a fuck that you are
>disappointed with this group. This sort of high expectation for all to be
>concerned with your opinion merely because it is YOUR opinion gives perfect
>indication that you masturbate far too much. Peel off the 'ol pump pal and look
>at yourself for what you are: Narcissis with Penis-Envy. Happy Stroking!
 
>--The Phantom

I can see from your response that you got more out of my post than I intended
to put in, "scathing logic" indeed.  However, it is self-evident that you do
feel inadequate, cause why else would you suggest that a newbie would post a
"brilliant flame" and that you would feel "so humiliated that ..."?  From
what you have written, it becomes evident where your inadequecy comes from:
your insecurity about your manhood.  Out of the blue, you start babbling
incoherently about masturbation and penis envy.  Your posting indicates a
deep-seated fear of your own lack of manhood.  The fact that you use "The
Phantom" as your choice of pseudonym shows a desire to hide your insecurities, 
that is, to hide like a phantom.  Your own words show your desire
for approval when you state "No one gives a fuck".  The very fact that you
responded shows that you do care and that you want the approval from others.
In an attempt to belittle me and thus make yourself feel self-important, you
proceed to call me a moron, even though you do not give any indication of
actually knowing my intelligence.  This indicates to me that you have very
low self-esteem.

After considering the above facts, I suggest that you seek professional help
before you attempt to give a obvious newbie like myself personal advice
concerning masturbation and penis envy.

--
Scott Erickson                                         serickso@ub.d.umn.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason)
Subject: Brit vs. English 
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 01:31:44 GMT

There IS a difference, trust me.  Watch who you are flaming, or you may
find the combined wrath of all Welsh, Scottish and Irish upon your head.

KMM
From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Shut the fuck up, Moaner.
Date: 25 Jan 1993 16:52:52 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <katherim.727731928@sfu.ca> katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason) writes:
|maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley) writes:
|
|>In article <35618@olympus.wustl.edu> moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi) writes:
|>|(Mr J S Graley), in a loser attempt to defend the blather of Michele, write:
|
|>Moaner, flaming you is an entertaining hobby for one and all. I have no desire
|>to defend Michelle. 
|
|>|>Start talking about statistical averages (if you know what
|>|>they are, and what they mean) and people may be interested.
|>|
|>|I only know that you are in the 99.99 *lower* percentile of the distribution
|>|of intelligence for human beings, ass-licker. Anyway you have good 
|>|company, around there!!
|
|>So how come I am more intelligent than you, dumb bitch?
|
|Finally, Graley, something funny has come out of your head.  _You_, more
|intellegent than someone?  That really is funny.

It's most interesting you post this now, since your last posting shows you
are so stupid you need lessons in breathing for the educationally retarded.

|>|Moana.
|>|
|>|PS: don't refer to yourself as 'people', as we know that you are definitely
|>|far from belonging to this class.
|
|>I would not refer to myself as 'people' since 'people' is a plural form, and
|>there is only one of me.
|
|Mr. Speaker, I move that the word "only" be deleted and that the word 
|"unfortunetly"  be inserted therfor.  I further move that the words 
|"too many" be inserted between the words only and of.  All those in
|favour please signify by saying "Aye".

Oh shit!!! The maniac feminist wants to get into parliament!! Looks like
we'll have loads of new laws such as:

    Spelling flames illegal (but grammer and vocab. flames o.k.)
    No flames about women (Why? 'cause they are offensive! Really? Never!)
    No claiming 'hypocrite' can be used in a game of scrabble (even though
        it can)

We'd better get her put in an asylum pretty darn quick!!!! 

|Sorry, I am currently in the process of planning a model parliament
|for high school kids.  

Sorry? Are you really? Awwwwww!

That makes it o.k. then doesn't it?

Silly bitch

~THE GREAT NAME
-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jon@kih.no (jon kvebak)
Subject: Re: Private Amiga party.
Organization: Kongsberg Ingeniorhogskole
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 16:35:02 GMT

JORN GUNNAR HALONEN (jorngh@dhhalden.no) wrote:

> You're welcome ! So, how many other Amiga lurkers do we have out there ?
> So far there's five alt.flamer's with Amigas that I know of.

I'm lurking a bit myself. That makes six.

Just say NO to .sig

Jon
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: STUCS204@IBM3090.BHAM.AC.UK (Richard Thomas)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Who were those illegal immigrants then?
Date: 22 Jan 93 13:34:11 GMT
Organization: The University of Birmingham, United Kingdom
NNTP-Posting-Host: ibm3090.bham.ac.uk

==============================================================================

Oh dear. It seems that Bill "Kids don't inhale" Clinton's much vaunted administ
ation has fallen at the first fence, as it were. The attourney general has had
to resign following investigations that she hired illegal immigrants as persona
l servants. These illegals then vanished from the streets but the police were a
ble to issue descriptions. As follows.

Illegal 1.

Transvestite.Short stocky man who likes to impersonate women. Has terrible pers
onal body odor or this could be just the aftershit he uses. Slimey, insipid per
sonality and has a history of violent mysogony and perverted bestality. Has a s
outern european accent, possibly Italian. Possibly from Italy, has had several
disguises whilst residing in the US but the one might help us catch him is that
 he Sanitation Expert at Fermilab. He was then hired, and subsequently disappea
red when it was found that he was an illegal. Has since used several false name
s - Tony "I like it up the arse" Zugates and an anonymous wop has been seen sev
eral times.
 His real name is supposed to be Michel(l)e D'allagata. This man is not I repea
t not considered to be armed or dangerous and is likely to run off at the sligh
test provocation.Although a violent mysoginist this is due to tha fact that his
 female relatives have all abused him at one time or another, whilst making him
 pay for it. This has made him wary of women.

REWARD - 1 groat (Shit, you can keep him if you find him we don't want the bugg
er)

Illegal 2.

Not as much is known about this second illegal. Possibly also Italian, this per
son is probably female. Has a reputation of being something of a whore, has als
o on occasions been involved in bestiality. The dog, known as Dawg, came forwar
d to be questioned but could only say that this persons name was Mona. Not know
n to be friendly with the other illegal they do appear to know each other -Poss
ibly Mona made Michel(l)e pay double for sex as VD can be very embarrasing in a
 prostitute, especially if caught from a Italian. I mean if her clients found o
ut that she had slept with Italian men then business would vanish. We would lik
e to contact Mr's JS Graley and J Halonen about liasons they have arranged with
this person. Does not travel under any other names.

REWARD - 2 Groats (Does show signs of intellect occasionally but this could be
luck)

All information will be accepted in the strictest confidence.Not.

Richard Thomas.

Disclaimer - anything connected with 42 is the answer to nothing whatsoever of
importance.
From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Beer, me Mason!
Date: 22 Jan 1993 16:22:38 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
Distribution: alt
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <CANNAM.93Jan21124331@borodin.sc.ZIB-Berlin.de> Cannam@sc.ZIB-Berlin.de (Chris Cannam) writes:
|
|In article <1jk2c2INNmmu@lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk>
|maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley) writes:
||
||  heh.
||
|
|Oh my GOD!!  It's James J Keegan, Jr., come back to haunt us.  From
|now on, we can perhaps expect Graley's posts to be:
|
|I can't wait.  No, really.  And but a few short weeks after Graley
|"flamed" Keegan for using `heh' as a Snappy Comeback, as well.

Oh bugger. Somebody noticed. What can I have been thinking? Perhaps I'm
getting too old for 'alt.flame'...

AM I FUCK!

FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCKER!

~THE GREAT NAME

-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy)
Subject: Re: Girls & alt.flame
Organization: Who, me???
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 21:24:08 GMT

In article <C1559y.4Cs@world.std.com> rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama) writes:
>In article <1jigrqINNhfp@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
>
>>Anybody with half a brain (and this obviously does not include you) knows
>>that any newsgroup with the word "flame" in its title is not going to be
>>a breeding ground for intelligent discussions. 
>
>Anybody with a whole brain (and this obviously does not include you)
>knows that this newsgroup used to bristle with well-written, inter-
>esting, funny, clever flames.  You and your school friends have turned 
>it into a miasma of blinding stupidity.

"Uh, no, dear, I very strongly believe that the overriding purpose of
 a.f is to function as the garbage heap of the net; it's certainly been
 that way for the seven years I've been posting to this newsgroup." 
				Patricia O Tuama, rissa@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us
				20 Nov 90 08:28:05 GMT
				<380@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us>

>>newsgroup and the attitudes of the posters.  Alt.flame isn't here for
>>discussion purposes, you ignorant slut, it's here for flaming anyone
>
>Indeed it is, child.  Any chance that you and your friends will act-
>ually get around to flaming any time soon?  Or do you plan to contin-
>ue the insipid, juvenile nonsense that has so far characterized vir-
>tually everything you've ever posted?

"This exchange contains several references to your belief that you have
 the right to set some sort of flame standard for this newsgroup.  Now
 that's your cue to start whining that since you don't have the 'author-
 ity' to set such a standard then you aren't really doing it or to insist
 that you speak only for yourself.  The problem with that kind of ration-
 alization is that if you bully even one netter into not posting then you
 have interferred with what the rest of us read."
				Patricia O Tuama, rissa@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us
				20 Nov 90 08:22:57 GMT
				<378@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us>

							- Kevin

"I'm only really good at judging colored semen contests, anyway."
				30 Dec 92 22:07:01 GMT
				Susan Garvin, sgast+@pitt.edu
				<1235@blue.cis.pitt.edu>
From: Kevin Walsh <kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: FAMOUS FLAMES
Date: 25 Jan 93 11:21:09 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <910.368.uupcb@filebank.cts.com> julie.larson@filebank.cts.com (Julie Larson) writes:
> Has anyone out there compiled a compendium of noteworthy flames and
> snappy comebacks?
>                                           
No but you can compile your own.  Just type "?Kevin Walsh?rh"
and this should give you all the noteworthy flames you need!

-- 
   _/   _/  _/_/_/_/  _/    _/  _/_/_/  _/    _/
  _/_/_/   _/_/      _/    _/    _/    _/_/  _/     Professor Kevin Walsh
 _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kevin@cursor.demon.co.uk
_/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/       kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk
From: Mark B.
Subject: re: Human waste, *yawn* (RE: Pointing out misspelling Net Taboo even for...
Organization: University of Toronto Chemistry Department
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 19:58:33 GMT


In article <1993Jan21.134348.13904@bsu-ucs> 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>In article <21597@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu>, ez012344@chip.ucdavis.edu writes:


>Your a complete waste brain cells. Get a life, go to hell, etc, etc, etc,
>before I spank your worthless ass of the net. 
	  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Stealing from Hannigan now, Jeff?


Twitty's score so far...

Originality               0
Humour                    1
Persistence              10
Dimtwittedness           10 


>JEFF TWITTY
>ARMY R.O.T.C. (Rotting Organic Tannery Cheese)
>a.k.a. PROUD BUCHANAN SUPPORTER

Mark B. :-)
From: dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Dear Moana
Date: 26 Jan 93 23:56:51 +0000
Organization: None
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1993Jan27.021209.25779@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, jbl3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason Basinger Linkins) writes:

> My lovely Moana,

She is my, STAY FAR FROM HER, OK?!?

[10000 lines of jason shit deleted]

You jason are a son of a bitch. You Jason are not able to 
flame. You jason are boring. You jason do not understand 
that WHEN I SAY THIS TO YOU, I AM *SERIOUS*. Nobody give a 
shit about you, nobody answer to you. You had your little 
time of glory, JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE POSTING WITH ME AND YOU 
WANTED TO BE SERIOUS. But *now* that you don't *try* to be 
serious anymore I just tell you this:

Boy, you are *really* boring. Even if Moana the italian girl 
(YES, Moana, you are *just* an italian girl) cockteases you.

Moana. I don't know what the fuck you are looking for, but I 
tell you that your 1000 lines of *LAMES* about machos, are 
really *stupid*. Try to understand that you are just a woman, 
and don't bore us anymore about that. OK? 
You are in alt.flame, you are a bitch, just show us HOW MUCH 
bitch you are. 
> 
	Fuck you both

	   Michele

PS When I came here there was a girl called Liz. She was a 
   lot of fun. Then an italian "woman" came. I thought she 
   was a lot of fun, also. No way, she is just an italian.
From: jbl3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason Basinger Linkins)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Moana the dick-girl
Date: 22 Jan 93 04:44:35 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

>: In article <1993Jan18.200357.1@udphvx.cineca.it> dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
>: 
>: >Women have to stay home, to cook for the family, to take 
>: >care of husband. And if the husband is angry, they have to 
>: >shut up. And if they don't, they have to wait to be hit. 

Every time, you tell me that I'm cold, michele, or that you do not hate women.
I want you to remember this statement you made.

Hoisted once again on your own petard.


jason, pres. the collective
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: fuck all you assholes
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 17:40:56 GMT

> andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:


>Not that Rob isn't a complete no-life loser, but if you're 
>going to do story flames, get a basic grasp of the english language first.

O, shut the fuck up, andy, nobody likes you.
From: krobinso@redviolet.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Hamper: Spaghetti-O's!!!!
Date: 26 Jan 93 21:51:02 GMT
Organization: Penn State Computer Science

Hello?

K e n   R o b i n s o n