HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Ketchup
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 21:51:54 GMT

waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (dog in your anal cave) writes:

>
>When I was little, I asked my uncle how ketchup was made. He told me 
>"Fish blood". I believed this for the longest time.
>
>To this day, I cannot understand where this bizarre answer came from,  
>because this was my uncle, the one who spent most of his time teaching me  
>how to play chess. I can't recall another similar response from him.
>
>Maybe that's what he really thought.
>
>In any case, there is still a peculiar taste that one finds when more than a  
>little ketchup is eaten. I have and probably always will associate this  
>taste with fish blood.

Downunder here ketchup is tomato sauce and is slangingly referred to as DEAD
HORSE, I think I prefer dyslexic dogs blood mEyeself.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Subject: Re: Stupid ? Du Jour
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 17:08:21 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <1992Sep8.160414.27987@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>  
rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
*Well, I work at the Music Library here at UVA. This means that when fall
*comes, not only are my favorite newsfroups berated with freshman idiots,
*but I am berated with stupid questions galore. And, unfortunately, its
*my job to answer these questions.
*
*So heres the dumbest one so far this year:
*

Yeah, ain't it great. I had one of those yesterday. There I am, passing through  
the main terminal room, and one of the newbie students stops me to ask me the  
following question:
him:Is this the computer center?
me: yep, sure is.
him: so, where can I log in?

FOR GAWD'S SAKE, there are only 45 terminals in this room, 25 386's in the  
other room along with 5 NeXT computers, and in this other other room, there are  
25 Vaxstation 2000's. All within sight of where we were standing.
 
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PICK, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

These guys are SUPPOSED to be in the top 10 percentile of their respective high  
school classes, too.
--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
I referred him to one of the student operators; they needed the laugh.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: RICHH:  SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 06:05:29 GMT

In article <1992Sep5.154947.15853@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>>(I paraphrase)
>>"Say what you want about the Nazis, no woman has ever had a fantasy about
>>being tied up and beaten by a man dressed as a liberal."
>
>OH, i don't know.  My best friend has a hijacker fetish.

and i know someone who is obsessed with men
who wear glasses.  

>Bono don't look like no republican i've ever met, either.

oh, didn't pierce tell you he was a republican?
not that he actually supports the party in its
current incarnation; he is a republican in the
sense originally intended by the founders.

either that or he's just a TERRIBLE history snob.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: Re: the trouble with australia
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 20:48:31 GMT

mrx@sgi.com (you: coma: marilyn monroe) writes:
>
>note:  it may be easier to simply remove
>       the continent.  we'll do some mock-ups,
>       generate some proposals, and get back
>       to you.
>
>		then we can run with it

truth:
if you look at a speedy simulation of the plate tectonics,
and make australia the center point,
you discover that all the other continents are moving *away*
from australia at top continent-speed.

why, look how far and fast india ran away after a close
brush with australia, only a few millions of years back...


M.
dreamtime come, and me always been home

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie,alt.fan.letterm
From: patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie
Summary: Yawn.
Organization: The Hermann Hospital SICU Nomad, still wandering
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 13:06:14 GMT

In article <1992Sep7.191831.17443@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:
>bd@fluent@dartmouth.EDU (Brice Dowaliby) writes:
>
>
>>mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:
>
>>>I am leaving here on the 11th and my buddie and I are driving out there. We
>>>are going to see all the places we haven't seen yet. 
>>>
>>>Carlsbad Caverens
>>>The Alamo
>>>Johnson Space Center
>>>Houston
>>>New Orleans
>>>and maybe all that garbage in Orlando (Epcot..not D-WORLD..I live
>>>5 miles from D-LAND).
>
>>Those are the _only_ places you haven't seen yet?  I guess you do
>>deserve your own newsgroup!!!
>>-- 
>
>well..the only places worth seeing that i've not been to..my fav. trip ever was
>down the grand canyon ON A mule..all the way to the bottom! ick!

I think you ought to get a map before you go on this cross-country tour of
revulsion -- the JSC is *in* Houston.  I spent enough time out in that part
of town in the mid-'80s (thanks to a girlfriend who lived over there) to
know where the "HOUSTON City Limit" signs are...

-- 
Patrick L. Humphrey  (patrick@is.rice.edu)  Rice Networking & Computing Systems
     +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 776-1541 at home. 667-6554 at Palace Lanes. 

              Hit this .sig and win a free trip to Dewalt, Texas!
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Ronald Reagan School of Acting
Date: 11 Sep 92 17:24:06 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

In article <1992Sep10.204109.16417@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
>I think Ronald Reagan should open and action school.
>
>JGH

Too bad the Subject: gives away the real intent.  For a minute there, I thought
this was profound (on the Jack Handey scale, of course).

This really begs for a response linking Bonzo and Mr. Heim.

Matt
Canned decided if it shirt bee sexually oar genealogical
Or maybe a hearty HAW HAW HAW, rob or rp?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CAN WE REALLY BE SURE THAT...
From: Jsr@Xyzzy.equinox.gen.nz (J S Russell)
Date: 4 Sep 92 04:34:45 +1200
Organization: AMS Ltd
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
:    that nuntius is a bit of a bitc* to use eh?
				^^^^^

bitca?
bitcb?
bitcc?
bitcd?
bitce?
bitcf?
bitcg?
bitch?

bitch?

bitch!

HAW HAW HAW                                 
I GET IT!@#                                 
                                            
STEVE FRANKLIN CANT SPELL!!@!@@                 
                                            
I GET IT !!@!@@!                            
                                            
HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.

--
jsr@xyzzy.equinox.gen.nz
Have a nice TMA.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu (christopher williams)
Subject: short, shameless confession
Originator: cgw@sol
Organization: University of North Texas
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 21:48:25 GMT

I think the cheerful, smiling black girl they show in the Trident
Bubble-Gum commercials is one hot babe.

-cgw-
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (wink martindale)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My new toy.
Date: 14 Sep 92 20:24:24 GMT
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

HP ScanJet IIc

I'm open to suggestions on fun things to try with it.
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Fuck you, Dave Hill, and the sausage you rode in on
Date: 14 Sep 92 17:41:33 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs


rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU writes:
|Once again, I have been flamed by a loser. this time its:

Once again, you have flamed a well-loved and respected oldbie, a
man with a ponytail longer than any ponytail YOU'LL ever find
extruding from your pustulent skull.

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Subject: History Geek Joke
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 04:15:56 GMT


I often confuse mister x with George F. Kennan.


Mark "This is funny to exactly one person" Lippert
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: short screamingly-frightening discovery
Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 16:12:24 GMT

There is a staff writer for the Champaign-Urbana News-Gazette whose
name is "Don Dodson".

We are not very far from Purdue.

He wrote an article about the Freenet on Sunday.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (wink martindale)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Thanks CJ
Date: 14 Sep 92 20:05:00 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (wink martindale)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

Jonathan Byrd writes:
 Hippo Lite writes:

   BibteX writes:
   >you obviously wanted my wife to die.

   it's nothing personal, you know.  he also wanted
   me to be a single welfare mother with no future,

>that's nothing.  he wanted me to dress in fishnet stockings, swim
>fins, and a pith hat, and berate him while he soiled his diaper.

IN BED?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: short, shameless confession
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 14:02:09 GMT

cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu (christopher williams) writes:

] I think the cheerful, smiling black girl they show in the Trident
] Bubble-Gum commercials is one hot babe.
] 
] -cgw-



i STILL say that viewing the commercial is MUCH better
if you substitute the word "head-butt" for "trident".


it works.  it really works.

BoB
teCh
i do i do
From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: please continue
Date: 6 Sep 1992 02:42:52 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg) writes:
 aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Alfvaen) writes:
  osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
   Alfvaen <aaron@space.ualberta.ca> writes:
    adam@castle.ed.ac.uk (Adam Hamilton) writes:
     eepmatt@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Matthew Friedman) writes:
      rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
       nj writes:
He plunged his hands into the vat of teeming lice, then poured them over his
mother, making sure to cover her well.  "Ok, Mum, when you're ready, make sure
to put the hat on." He ignited the butane torch and slowly approached the
terrapin tank.  Carefully opening the lid at arms length he pushed the flame
back into the torch with his right hand while his left hand was grabbing the
small furry animal, which stood silent all the while, but which started to
swing its tails around frantically while he positioned it in front of the torch
and unbuttoned his overalls.  The grebe winced, for Elmer's sheer size was
beyond big and bordering disgusting. "Hey rube, ever considered a diet?"  Elmer
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Carasso is really nutz
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 00:16:18 GMT

corozo - South American tree yielding nutzz.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Subject: Re: Dalton Brooks Gehtz
Followup-To: misc.test
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 21:33:37 GMT


---
Duh Duhdson at work in other newsgroups:

In article <Bu6HMy.Ft2@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu writes:
|The other day I met a young lady and her 5 week old baby, Dalton
|Brooks.  I held little Dalton while his mother told me his story:
|
|Back in January, Dalton came very close to death.  His mother had
|already paid $350 to have Dalton killed.  As she was walking into
|the clinic for the abortion, she was met by two PLAN counselors.
|They told her of the reality of abortion that the abortionists never
|mention.  She did not immediately decide to not go through with the
|abortion.  However, she agreed to wait a few days to reconsider.
|She said she may consider adoption, if she could find a family who
|would commit to adopting her baby.  During the next two days the
|two counselors contacted dozens of families in their Churches and
|finally found a family who wanted to adopt a baby.  The young mother
|and the family were introduced, and the mother decided to continue
|with the pregnancy.  Dalton was born on August 10, 1992.  Today he
|has a family which loves him deeply and a chance to live.
|
|I look forward to the day when families like this one as well as
|individuals being responsible in their actions will make abortion
|a thing of the past.
|
|Don
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 16:15:34 GMT

>
>Aren't you forgetting about the exxon monster and the crystaline entity?
>I know there are other examples.  What about the life form that was turning
>vital ship components into sludge?  If your going to make an exception for
>tribbles, I'm assuming the old trek is fair game.  There's the Horta, the
>mist creature that Kirk chased half way across the Galaxy, the Medusa,
>the creature that fed off of hate and anger.  These are off of the top of
>my head, I know there are others, you're just not looking.
>-- 
>|Timothy E. Weaver           | Kalamazoo College  |  (616) 337-7323        |
>|Database Programmer/Analyst | 1200 Academy       | These are MY opinions! |
>|email:  tweaver@kzoo.edu    | Kalamazoo MI 49006 | Mine!!  Mine!!  Mine!! |
>+----------------------------+--------------------+------------------------+

PLEASE STOP CROSSPOSTING STAR TREK CRAP TO TALK.BIZARRE


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: charless@sco.COM (charles stross)
Subject: short shameful confession
Organization: The Somewhat Contagious Operation, Inc.
Date: Tue, 08 Sep 1992 12:44:55 GMT


I have begun to feel the itch to post to t.b.

You knew this would happen. <fnord>


-- 
this signature rescued by the .sigfile liberation front
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Pay up, gypsy (Was Re: CARASSO need an account)
Date: 15 Sep 1992 20:41:36 -0700
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu
Summary: no, i had nothing to do with it. honest.
Keywords: but i'll take credit for it anyways

In article <1992Sep14.031753.12220@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>a xerox of my tits to the next person to delete
>another account from which carasso has been posting.

% finger dlee@aludra
[aludra.usc.edu] 
Login name: dlee                        In real life: ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Directory: /home/chaph13/dlee           Shell: /usr/usc/etc/disabled <<-----
Last login Tue Sep 15 18:17 on ttyt0 from FOURIER.INFERENC
No unread mail
No Plan.


5150
i hope the photostat is in the mail
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Deep Thoughts
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 02:48:26 GMT

In <1992Sep8.131928.29912@news.iastate.edu> tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu writes:
>Deep Thoughts
>   by Jack Handy
>Isnt it amazing that a whole family
>can be torn apart
>by such simple things
>like a pack of wild dogs?
>hehehehehehehe
>Terry /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>      \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
>      /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>      \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/  mommy, mommy, Im tired of running in circles
>                          Shut up or Ill nail your other foot to the floor
>                              also

Welcome to school.

Now go home.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Sick Joke
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 01:11:12 GMT

In <5BFTqB1w165w@aqua.ocunix.on.ca> cowan@aqua.ocunix.on.ca (Darin Cowan (root)) writes:
>kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>> I am sorry to inform you of this Martin, but some subjects are just
>> not politically correct enough to discussed in this news froup.  You 
>> must learn not to patronize wymen and never, ever even consider making
>> jokes about abortion or rape.  I am not kidding.
>I hope this was a joke because it was the most hilarious thing I've read
>in here for a while.
>I presume a "wymen" is really "women" or "woman" typed on a Dvorak
>keyboard with the keys mixed up or something?

No, "wymen" is a misspelling of "wymyn" (if I recall it correctly), a
deliberate misspelling used by some overly enthusiastic types who, lacking
a sense of proportion, can't see the meaning for the characters.  It is one
of the many instances of silly behavior by the "politically correct" that
the neofascists (insanely jealous at the success the loony left has had in
changing people's behavior) have had a field day trumpeting about.

You know, it used to be fun to poke fun at Political Correctness.  But when
GEORGE "The First Amendment Doesn't Cover Political Protest" BUSH started
whining about "Political Correctness" suppressing "Freedom of Speech", it just
took all the fun out of it.

And now talk.bizarre is filled with swinish little pukes who hope that if they
tell enough hateful, vicious "jokes" they can make people forget that it really
isn't necessary to treat the vast majority of humanity as second class citizens
(or non-citizens); meaningless little ciphers who, being the absolute dregs of
humanity, need to invent artificial subclasses so they can pretend that they
aren't, in fact, the absolute bottom of the barrel.  Duh Dudson wants women
out of his workplace, off his computer network, and back on their backs where
they "belong"; and anyone who paid attention to the Republican Convention
knows that his ilk have no intention of stopping there.

So there you have it.  The loony left makes me laugh.  The retarded right
makes me sick.  So as long as ata boy wants to make me sick in MY newsgroup,
I'm just going to have to vomit down his goddamned throat until it gushes
out his ears.  Hell, I needed a new hobby anyway.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Virtues of generalization
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 08:01:44 GMT
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

Generalization is a wonderful thing, in mathematics and in life.

It finally occurred to me that by this point Carasso can be classified
as a Carasso imitator and can therefore be killfiled by the standard
rule, kill on the second Carasso imitation.  I don't know why it took
me so long to see this.

The odd thing is that most of the Carasso imitators I killfiled by this
rule on my old (work) account have grown out of it and therefore are not
yet in my new killfile.   I'm probably too tolerant.

  -- Clifton

--
Home: cliftonr@netcom.com     +1 808 521 9073
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"Whatever flames upon the night/Man's own resinous heart has fed." - W. B. Yeats
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29992 alt.cascade:1866
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Try our creamy shakes
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Date: 14 Sep 92 04:32:25 MST
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

In article <P4s-kP@engin.umich.edu>, positron@engin.umich.edu (Jonathan Scott Haas) writes:
>Truly, Philadelphia brand cream cheese is infinitely preferable to that
>green fluid that occasionally drips out of my car's transmission.
Verily, Pilsner brand lager beer is exclusively presentable to those
old bags who occasionally drop out of Navy-commission school.
--
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."

"[George Bush is] the most ruthless white man in the history of the planet."
	-- Richard Ben Cramer, author of _What It Takes_
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: My new toy.
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 00:42:41 GMT

In article <6263@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (wink martindale) writes:
>HP ScanJet IIc
>
>I'm open to suggestions on fun things to try with it.

Retaliate.
Make a planter.
Shave.
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THEY MIGHT BE PRESIDENTS OF THE TURKISH REPUBLIC
Date: 7 Sep 92 20:30:13 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <23144@sybase.sybase.com>, chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
writes:
>|> )    Republic of Northern Cyprus, Mr, Rauf Denktas arrived in
>                            ^           ^    ^
>       OH YEAH RIGHT *R*AUF *D*ENKTAS FROM *C*YPRUS
>       THATS VERY LOGICAL ROGER DAVID CARASSO OK NOW
>BY

Aaaaahhhh, verra goood numba one son.
-- 


: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************
: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
: General Neophyte   :    ************************
                                      .
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep On Billboard Entendres
Date: 13 Sep 1992 23:52:07 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: asp.cs.berkeley.edu

"I hope the 'Shark Experience' isn't what I think it is."

c
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I Am Not Making This Up
Date: 11 Sep 92 06:55:44 GMT
Organization: Castle Wetware

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

>
>LIVE at the University of Virginia's Memorial Gym, Saturday, Sept. 12--->
>
>THE VILLAGE PEOPLE

I saw their gold record at the Tijuana Hard Rock Cafe.
I looked around and saw not one of their fans, I think.
Perhaps you can attend Saturday and get them to answer
this, re that: Why???

If "they" used the same camera angles on Wednesday as
on Tuesday, you could have seen this record on MTV's 
award [sic] ceremony last night. Or so I was told, not
having cable (I am infrared controlled).

bill                    bill         @          wetware.                    com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: new product idea
Date: Tue, 08 Sep 92 15:34:07 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

A laptop with fuel cells.

Mark., seeing too many backpackers around here
gooley@netcom.com
From: dlee@usc.edu (ROGER DAVID CARASSO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: RESURRECTION
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Date: 14 Sep 1992 16:03:27 -0700
Organization: ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu



                          WHEN ALL IS DEAD
                          AND ALL IS GONE

                            'TIS ONLY I
                      THAT LIVES ON AND ON...


---------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Paper-clips are NEAT!!" ___ _    __ _ _____ _____ ____  "I LOVE Tiffany!!!"
     -J. TALMUDGE       /   /_\ |/  /_\\_____\_____\   \   ---RISSA
                        \__/   \|  /   \ ____\ ____\\___\
          YOU LOVE HIM.  YOU HATE HIM.  YOUR DAUGHTER WILL MARRY HIM.

...
carasso "i will live forever!"


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