HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dfqfrby@shoes.BELL-ATL.COM (Connor)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short confession
Date: 9 Oct 92 23:38:36 GMT
Organization: Bell Atlantic NSI

In article <1992Oct9.210059.29160@netcom.com>, gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
> First time I ever heard of the Ramones was on talk.bizarre.
> 
> I don't think I've ever heard of them elsewhere.  Not that I can
> recall, anyhow.
> 
> Mark., the only person of original musical tastes who posts to t.b
> gooley@netcom.com

The Ramones are rather bland .... check out Arto Lindsay and DNA
or John Zorn and Naked City
or Yannes Xennakis and Stochastic Music 
or Albert Ayler on the ESP record label
or Jimmy Smith with a small band(no big band stuff)
or John Coltrane Interstellar Space
or Slim and Bam (from the 40's)
or Lee(Scratch)Perry
or even Prince's Love Sexy
or Cecil Taylor's Jazz Composer's Orchestra album
Then of course there is Sonic Youth
and etc... but don't ignore the Jazz avante guardists they
were the original "new wave" in the 60's
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 05:22:38 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <4ReJsB1w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
>rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>> In article <HTyBsB18w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
>> >That's nothing.  I can't drive a car at all.
>> >
>> >And you know what?  I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
>> 
>> Yet another prisoner of public transportation.
>
>Yeah, it's so sad.  Why, all I managed to do this summer was visit Paris,
>Pisa, Rome, Florence, Luxembourg and Brussels.  If I'd travelled by car
>instead of being trapped by public transport, I could have got as far as the
>French lorry drivers' blockades just outside Paris.  What a missed
>opportunity.
>
>> At least you were smart enough to be born in a country where
>> "public transportation" isn't an oxymoron.
>
>Well, there are some places even in the US where you can get by without a
>car.  My impression was that using the T beats driving in Boston any day.


In most large US cities the public transportation is fairly good.  In the
suburbs, it is a different story.  The town I live in, population 65000,
has a bus service that keeps it's schedule locked away as a top secret.

At least on the east coast, the trains are starting to come back.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: brief rational interlude (was Re: Garuda in my nostril hairs, yum yum yum)
Date: 11 Oct 1992 04:20:43 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: adder.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Oct11.024859.29019@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>
>But you silly manure-toasting rubber gazelles, you!  Nosing in the boiling
>dirt with your liquid-nitrogen antlers, you socialistic concepts, you
>gutta-percha dildo racks in the catacombs of New Orleans!

New Orleans doesn't have catacombs.  The water table is too high.

c
"just thought I'd mention it."
From: Julian (NB Forever)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Date: 14 Oct 1992 04:33:50 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-19.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <1992Oct13.202842.9487@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk  
writes:
> In article <9210122005.AA25629@prg.ox.ac.uk>, gj@prg.ox.ac.uk (Craig  
Shergold) writes:
> > Verbosity says it all.  What should I do about Jennifer?
> 
> I'm sorry, but Jennifer's with me now.
> 
> Jason

No she's not, she's with me!

--
Blah blah blah <-- More included text than original text
Blah blah blah blah
I am a young black knave from NorthingShire
I'll introduce you to my horny Spire
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 06:38:50 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <HTyBsB18w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
>gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>> "I *still* can't drive a car with a manual transmission."
>
>That's nothing.  I can't drive a car at all.
>
>And you know what?  I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

Yet another prisoner of public transportation.

At least you were smart enough to be born in a country where
"public transportation" isn't an oxymoron.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Humane Mousetraps?  Info?  Opinions?
Date: 12 Oct 92 13:49:46 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc., Cupertino, CA

Buy a cat.

Not only does this solve your problem in the most efficient way, it
will turn the entire household into raging vegetarians overnight, so
to speak.

mr HEINOUS
the subliminal effects of having a cat crunching a mouse skull right
next to your head while you sleep cannot be underestimated

Just ask cj
From: scw@mott.seas.ucla.edu (Stephen C Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ucla.rumor
Subject: Re: What's in my closet
Date: 13 Oct 92 23:22:18 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: SEASnet, University of California, Los Angeles

In article <1992Oct11.040322.28578@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
Contents of his closet:


>1 Real 9mm Taurus
>16-32 rounds of deformable semijacketed hollowpoints
>200-300 rounds of good 9mm ammo
>200-300 rounds of cheap chinese 9mm ammo (sale at turners, what can I say)
>1 Milk jar of God knows how old powder mixed by my stepmom's exhusband.
>1 3 year old carton of wollite substitute
>6 Glaser safety slugs. (loaded in the taurus)

1 Dump the Tarus and buy a good Firearm (Springfield Armory M-1911A1 in 9mm).
2 Use up the Chinese Ammo (I'll bet it's Berdan primed, if not save the
  brass for me).
3 Use up the Good 9mm (but save the brass for me B-})).
4 I presume that the ??? powder is propellant for reloading.  Spread it on
  your lawn (rich in nitrogen).
5 Give the Woolite to Gene Wilder (in a plain paper bag).

-- 
-----
Stephen C. Woods; UCLA SEASNET; 2567 BH;LA CA 90024; (310)-825-8614
UUCP: ...{ibmsupt,ncar!cepu}!ollie}!scw  Internet:scw@SEAS.UCLA.EDU
From: by712@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mark E. Bradley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Comments?
Date: 9 Oct 1992 16:40:53 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
Reply-To: by712@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mark E. Bradley)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) says:

>
>  Any comments? ? ?


This is all IMHO.


"WHOA HO HO   COULD'N EVEN STAN' INNA GRAVITY WELL..."
From: inspecti@ux7.lbl.gov ()
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: variation on a theme
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Date: 7 Oct 1992 21:27:35 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory, Berkeley
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: ux7.lbl.gov


hey hey
my my

there's a fish i 
gotta try

they say it comes
from hawai-i

hey hey
mahi mahi
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bad song lyrics
Date: 13 Oct 92 19:20:25 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <5497@balrog.ctron.com>, mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:

> (anybody beat a 580 in Latin?)

CM

Jason

> Matt
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun)
Subject: Re: Zen and the Art of Lamaze Coaching
Organization: and yer little dog, too
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 06:10:56 GMT

In article <1992Oct10.101644.11497@udel.edu> jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu writes:
>gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
>>jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel) writes:
>>>
>>>----------jeff the wonder llama, jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
>
>>wait, wait, are you the jeff the wonder llama
>>who went to bowie high school?  i could SWEAR
>>i went to school with a jeff the wonder llama.
>
>Nope, that's not me.  As far as I know, we've never met.

you mean to tell me there are TWO people in the
world running around calling themselves "jeff
the wonder llama?"

christ.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: solution to problem.
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Sat, 17 Oct 1992 00:18:50 GMT

curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
] 
] I've been catching myself trying to solve Go problems in my sleep.
] 
] What should I do?


wake UP!

ciao
drieux

ps: either that or try caopectate....



-- 
Modern Day Problems:

ME? engage in Hyperbole?
I have rarely been more than a first Order Function!!!!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: She wants to cut off her breasts
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 13:49:24 GMT



In article <gj156879.719094652@cunews> gj156879@prince.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:

   An ex-girlfriend of mine, who is now dating a friend of mine, is going
   to have surgery to reduce her breast size.

   She once said to me:

   "Seriously, if I could do it without pain, I would cut off my
   breasts."

   She says that she's doing it because of back pain, and other physical
   problems that are supposed to develop due to large breasts.  I note
   though, that she always wears EXTREMELY baggy clothing to hide them.
   I think she's ashamed of them.  (Plus as far as I know, she suffers
   from NO back pain!)  She talks about her doctor like he's sharpening a
   saw behind the shed, and is THRILLED at the notion of reducing her
   breast size.

   I think she needs some sort of special therapy, involving life sized
   anatomically correct barbie dolls.


Or a date with Carasso in his black windowless van.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun)
Subject: tooth powder
Organization: and yer little dog, too
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 05:58:07 GMT



my goal for this week is to grind my teeth so 
hard and so long that i powder my entire skull.
so far it's going pretty well.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: MORE STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 20:37:05 GMT

In article <BvvFMq.25L@sneaky.lonestar.org> gordon@sneaky.lonestar.org (Gordon Burditt) writes:
>>In one of the ST:TNG books (I can't remember which), Riker rigged
>>the transporter such that some particularly hated Starfleet Academy
>>professor got to his destination *in the buff*.
>
>Why stop there?  As a Starfleet Academy joke, suppose someone arranges
>that Wesley arrives at his destination with green hair, female sex
>organs, nude, and VERY pregnant with a bowling ball?

And ask yourself, Why is it that I never see Wesley and
a bilge-pump in the same photograph?

				--Blair
				  "If you're on the holodeck,
				   and you take a big crap in
				   a holographic toilet, will
				   the crap be there on the
				   cartesian-coordinate floor
				   when you say 'Computer!
				   Stop program!'?"
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A Most Pressing COncern
Date: 8 Oct 92 21:27:38 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris


In article <1992Oct8.124151.7358@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
> In article <Bvsr53.1u0@agora.rain.com> robart@agora.rain.com (Robert Barton) writes:
> >In article <1avrpqINNsvg@bigboote.WPI.EDU> walkerr@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Robert A Walker) writes:
> >>
> >>>Orgasms, in the main, are messy things,
> >>>and Really are not the sort of things
> >>>that decent persons with good personal
> >>>hygeine standards would wish to involve
> >>>themselves in/with/towards.
> >>
> >>
> >>	Sounds like this person can't get their rocks off to me.
> >>Its only messy if you shoot somebody in the face or your so wet that
> >>you flood your bedroom.
> >>                                  
> >>
> >>
> >>        
> >
> >
> >  What does this have to do with elections?
> >
> 
> Nothing, but if we're not careful here,
> we may have another catchphrase on our hands.

Never mind that, do you *ULP* *GACK* *WHEEZE* *PLONK*

So, drieux, why do you post?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun)
Subject: Re: The Omega-Complaint
Organization: and yer little dog, too
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 05:56:12 GMT

In article <NJ.92Oct9104500@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU> nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (The Automatic Pnews) writes:
>
>"I really hate all the complaining about talk.bizarre.
> And all the complaining about all the complaining--viz., meta-complaining.
> And all the meta-meta-complaining.
> And all the meta-meta-meta-complaining.
> [ad infinitum]"

i was going to call you meta-nj, but the very
thought left me stricken with such terror that
i was forced to cower under my desk whimpering
for several minutes.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cheating@ccvm.sunysb.edu (queue cue)
Subject: Re: RICHH MISSES HIS BIG CHANCE--BUT FINDS ANOTHER
Followup-To: alt.noise,bit.listserv.words-l,misc.misc,rec.arts.poems,soc.culture.usa,talk.bizarre
Originator: cheading@casbah.acns.nwu.edu
Keywords: H760
Organization: Mollusk Infrastructure
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 17:26:06 GMT

In article <Bw46x4.2sv@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>In article <1992Oct14.081311.21904@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
>>i will be moving to charlotte, north carolina on october 31st,
>>and will no longer have access to usenet at that time, although
>>i may be able to get an email feed if i am able to acquire a
>>computer that will run uucp.
>
>Well, I have this spare 11/780 if you want it...

Oh, great, just great.  A "save-the-spotted-gypsy" movement.

Well, heck, I can get you oodles of copper wiring if you need it...

		-=M=-
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Bones")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Japanese Tourists ate my building.
Date: 8 Oct 92 20:10:42 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com's message of 8 Oct 92 18:44:29 GMT

In article <1b1vidINNhq6@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
>   Hold your hands cupped over your dick, dude.  They're
>   coming to take it away.

    My penis is better than corn, because corn doesn't squeal when you
stick those little prongs into it.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: Frightening Halloween ideas wanted
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 16:40:26 GMT

In article <1ass0nINNhc3@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>In article <1992Oct6.172854.6162@news.ysu.edu> ag349@yfn.ysu.edu (David S. McMeans) writes:
>>
>>  I should also mention that the 'theme' of my room is Hell, so the more
>>hellish the better.
>
>Have you ever read 'No Exit'?
>
>c

Better yet, Hubert Selby's `The Room'. Send in the next officers.
From: inspecti@ux7.lbl.gov ()
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: susanne lena
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Date: 12 Oct 1992 16:29:22 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory, Berkeley
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: ux7.lbl.gov

 99.9 farren luft balloons


 inspecti scramble
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
Date: 15 Oct 92 20:08:07 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris


Ken Johnson teaches remedial C:
 
>In article <gunnarh.204.718998829@dhhalden.no>, gunnarh@dhhalden.no
>(GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:

>%  Ok...I'l try. Here's a C version:
>%  
>%  for (i=1; i<1000000; i++) 
>%  	printf("Are you a virgin?\n");
>%  
>%  You're right.....It *was* easy.

>But wrong, since i is an int, and cannot therefore become greater than
>32767.  Even if it blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
> blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Get a REAL computer, you weenie. Then go back and read K&R, and write

"I will learn to use sizeof(int) in my code"

500 times on your SLATE.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: Arabic fonts for Windows 3.x?
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 06:58:17 GMT

IN SOC.CULTURE.ARABIC mai@cc.uow.edu.au (Van Dao Mai) writes:
)Please help me finding some Windows fonts for Arabic language. 
)ATM fonts would do the job.

I know I'm not suuposed to be doing arab jokes, but has anyone noticed
those new ATM's they have at 7-11.


roger, never mind.

-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Japanese Tourists ate my building.
Date: 9 Oct 92 17:46:52 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris


In article <1b3chjINNahf@uwm.edu>, grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
> In article <MJD.92Oct8161042@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Bones") writes:
> *In article <1b1vidINNhq6@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
> *>   Hold your hands cupped over your dick, dude.  They're
> *>   coming to take it away.
> *
> *    My penis is better than corn, because corn doesn't squeal when you
> *stick those little prongs into it.
> 
> Also, when I take a shit, I don't find little penises (penii?) embedded
> in it.  Of course, this is just me; how about anyone else?

how big are they?
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: fat girls? adjust the horizontal
Date: 7 Oct 92 09:25:28 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <Bvpp1C.H1p@bagate.BELL-ATL.COM>, dfqfrby@shoes.BELL-ATL.COM (Connor) writes:
> The screen dimensions of my terminal are off just a little so I
> cant tell whether I have the right amount of zafitcness (sorry 
> for spelling im not jewish).  So I just change the width of the
> window and the girls in alt.pictures.erotica are skinnier etc.
> Then I go out to get a steak sandwich from the truck on the
> street and I cant figure out if the girls are fat or I should
> just resize my window? But it doesn't matter. Its all an
> illusion anyway.
> Always keep your eye on the rear view mirror for cops.
> 
> Maybe I should have used "life in Philadelphia" as the subject.

I have no joke, I just like saying "dfqfrby@shoes".

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jason@fc.sde.hp.com (Jason Goldman)
Subject: Rictus Hep - shameful confession
Organization: HP SESD, Fort Collins, CO
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1.4 PL6]
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 15:06:04 GMT

"Why, yes...I have had that 'not so fresh' feeling."

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: [junk] Re: MASTURBATION WITH FRIENDS FROM POLISH CLASS
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.sex.masturbation
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 02:57:05 GMT

Found in junk... this is my favorite posting of the month.

In article <92287.130207U54257@uicvm.uic.edu> U54257@uicvm.uic.edu writes:
>
>  I HOPE WE DONT COME OFF AS LITTLE FRESHMEN WHO HAVE JUST DISCOVERED FUN LITTL
>E NEW BULLETINS, BUT WE HAVE AN INTERESTING "STRANGEST PLACE" STORY (DONT ASK
>WHY WE DIDNT HEAD IT UNDER THAT SUBJECT).  ANYWAY, WE SKIPPED CLASS ONE MORNING
>--NOT POLISH CLASS, OF COURSE--WITH THE INTENT OF GOING TO THE PLANETATIUM FOR
>A RIGHT SMASHING.  HALF AN HOUR, 2 6-PAX, AND 2 FULL BLADDERS LATER WE FOUND OU
>RSELVES STUMBLING TOWARD THE WASHROOMS.  AFTER EMPTYING OURSELVES(BLADDER-WISE)
>WE THOUGHT A ROMP ON THE OTHER-PLANET WEIGHT MACHINES WOULD ROUND OFF THE MORNI
>NG. BUT MY CONSCIENCE GOT TO ME, AS I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, SO I FELT THE NEED FOR
> A RIGHT TOSS-OFF, BUT BEING FUN-LOVING FRIENDS, WE MADE A BIT OF A PARTY OF IT
>AND TRIED TO SEE IF I'D LOSE ANY WEIGHT.  UNFORTUNATELY OUR RESULTS WERE UNFRUI
>TFUL (WEIGHT-WISE). I CANT SPEAK FOR MY FRIEND, BUT I'D SAY THAT'S NOT TOO BAD
>FOR ONE W/O MASTURBATORY EXPERIENCE.

Trust me. You don't come off as freshmen at all. Not one bit.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "Yow! Up ahead! It's a DONUT HUT!!"
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My results?
Date: 7 Oct 92 09:20:20 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <JIM.DAVIES.92Oct6175709@pierrot.comlab.ox.ac.uk>, Jim.Davies@comlab.ox.ac.uk (A Wooden Fish on Wheels) writes:
> 
> In article <...> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
> 
>    I'm giving everyone a second chance to ask me what my
>    'A' level results are.  They're interesting, I can tell you.
> 
> A-levels?  really?  I'm impressed.  I didn't think you were old enough.  
> 
> Jim
> 
>   --> and you're not Ms. Laurence, either

... here you talk about the woman I love ... but it's not any of that
lustful, pulsating, sticky, physical kind of love, you know, the kind
YOU have for your terminal ... mine is a pure, unadulterated longing,
conceived in heaven, and born, kicking and screaming into my heart
where it is currently being breastfed by the abovementioned angel of
all earthly desires.

Jason
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Date: 14 Oct 92 18:43:51 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Oct13.233544.4720@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
> ya know i recently changed myself and it is swell feeling. if not free
> then definitely more of a breeze to go through the day. heh heh. really.
> 

Are you alive yet?

Ace

> 	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Catchphrase of the week.
Date: 13 Oct 92 20:34:18 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

        "And that's why Bozo has trouble buying socks!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: Six
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Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 01:32:49 GMT

In article <1bci3lINNqcq@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>In article <1992Oct11.183406.8109@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
>>
>>obviously six beers in six minutes. if this isn't right it should be.
>
>close,
>but
>
>wrong.

Ahhh, of course!  You just capped of the six six-packs you brewed over the
weekend.  If you didn't, you should have.


TTFN
M
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet)
Subject: Re: Personal Angst About SAT Scores
Organization: International Foundation for Internal Freedom
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 05:36:30 GMT

"I have this friend I used to work with.  He's really awful."

"Why?"

"Well, not only does he hold a black belt in akempo karate,"

"Yes"

"He also scored a perfect math score on the SAT.  He's
just disgusting!"

"Babe, I don't do karate, but the 800 math SAT thing is easy."

Ooooohhhhhhhh.
-- 

Lance Norskog

Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom.
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