HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ingram@cs.duke.edu (Robert E. Ingram,,,)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: _ is the _
Date: 16 Dec 92 19:22:42 GMT
Reply-To: ingram@cs.duke.edu
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Duke University Computer Science

From cig@cs.duke.edu Wed Dec 16 14:09:23 1992
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 14:09:18 -0500
From: cig@cs.duke.edu (Curry I. Guinn)
To: ingram@cs.duke.edu
Subject: Re:  __ is the __ of the '90s
Content-Length: 207
X-Lines: 6

And, you know, it's _really_ hard to insult Pia "Butterfly" Zadora.


I've got a hunch that Madonna is going to be the Wayne Newton of the '90s.  Can't 
you see her Like a Virgin number playing in Vegas?  

---
--
Department of Computer Science, Duke University, Durham, NC 27706
Internet:	ingram@cs.duke.edu    (Robert Ingram, Systems Programmer)
UUCP:		mcnc!duke!ingram



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Date: 13 Dec 1992 17:44:41 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Dec10.203604.6348@telesciences.com> srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant) writes:
>In article <OSA.92Dec7093250@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>>
>>New stereo			Starting from $500
>
>You gotta stop buying your audio equipment at Sears!

My second stereo (the one in the office):

2 AR-3X loudspeakers ($10 at Goodwill, for some strange reason)
Harman-Kardon Citation I amplifier (given to me free by the theatre in town)
Rek-O-Kut transcription turntable  (given to me free by WSAH-AM)
CM Laboratories SPC-1 preamplifier ($20, government surplus)
Ampex 350 tape deck ($150 for Allied Broadcast Supply)
Sun Microsystems CD player (government property, not part of my stuff)

Total cost: $180.
--scott

   (Oh yeah, did I mention that rebuilding the Citation took about $600 and
    a year's work?  I won't even mention what had to be done to get the
    Ampex sounding decent, and it still has an azimuth problem that I can't
    seem to track down)

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: abbr.
Date: 12 Dec 92 19:21:12 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania
In-reply-to: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com's message of 11 Dec 92 15:25:15 GMT

In article <26981@sybase.sybase.com> chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive) writes:
>   |> and then, realizing that the contaxed made it unnecessary, he shortened
>				   THE WHAT??!

Live better EACH DAY thanks to the POWER of the RIGHT SIDE of your BRAIN!
--

	 The worst thing in the world is when records are destroyed
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: vacation recovery report
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 03:52:11 GMT

---
Voicemail box:  No longer full.  Still has 10 unheard messages.  Am 
		considering changing my v-m message to a stronger 
		discouragement against leaving messages.
Email:          Less than 10 messages still need replies.  Only 3 
		of those are work-related.
News:		Caught up on t.b & r.motos.  Skimmed sgi-related
		groups.  Unsubscribed to talk.religion.misc, the
		drugs-related groups, and all the music groups I
		had been skimming.  After reading 40 Loren
		Finkelstein-related articles on t.a, killed the
		entire thread.
Illness:	Got the bug that made Lance's Disneyland
                experience a horror.  Had a fever for only half a day.
Work:           Still busy making the Last Straw-like Edits.
                Still considering quitting instead.

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Subject: Re: Detachable Penis
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs 
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 22:42:43 GMT


In article <ben.724106195@ipoint>, thoth@uiuc.edu writes:
|"Take Stuff from Work" is one of the coolest tracks ever made.

We all read "Processed World", don't we?

And I hate to say it, but "Dilbert" too.  My friend Luis could
be a poster child for the Dilbert opus "Build a Better Life by
Stealing Office Supplies".

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Single Berkeley or Oakland woman, 18-38 wanted for dinner.
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 03:50:16 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <BzD76F.52@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
>In article <1gj21cINN7an@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>>
>>In a previous article, gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) says:
>>
>>>Mark., clean and gut them, make a stuffing with croutons and the minced
>>>heart and liver
>>>gooley@netcom.com
>>
>>Garnish with feet.
>
>You know, I bet even Gooley could get laid in Somalia.

There's something disturbing about realizing that you got laid for a
sandwich.

Something about the juxtaposition between "blow me?" and "baloney?".

>I hate the 3B2
>The 3B2 can bite me.

I liked the 3B2/300.  It gave me a chance to catch up on my sleep.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: dd@slack.com (David DiGiacomo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ssc
Date: 18 Dec 92 00:56:18 GMT
Organization: Adobe Systems Incorporated
Originator: dd@neon

In article <BzDL84.Htv@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM
(John F. Woods) writes:
>"That wimp?!  No, I am
>
>	RUTABAGA MAN,
>
>caped defender of inedible vegetables everywhere!"

I know this isn't the point, but when I went to Siggraph '88 in Atlanta, I
ate lunch at a cafeteria near the convention center, and I had some
rutabaga that was just terrific.  It was the best thing I ate on the whole
trip.  Huh.  Must have been all the pork fat.

Anyway, doesn't Babs ever serve up a steaming platter of rutabaga for you
when you come home after a hard day slaving over a hot KSR-1 cult-oriented
computer-like object?  Sorry if I'm getting too familiar, but I would like
to know.
From: jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: An Honest Question
Date: 16 Dec 92 17:01:59 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Dec16.063607.41113@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
(MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN) writes:
>Just because I chew tobacco, keep an american flag in my room (because my
>confederate one is at home), have a gun rack on my BMW (which I lovingly call
>the general lee) drink JD and SoCo out of the bottle, wear flannel shirts and
>say y'all does that make it OK for people to stereotype me as a hick?  I don't
>think so, do you?

No, but I think you'd do very well on "The Dukes of Hazzard".

sol  |  Jesus was a carpenter, and damned if that's not bizarre
-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Re: Public Display of Affection
Organization: People's Equality Army
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 92 22:49:06 EST


Of course I know it's not, or at least in
most contexts...I was thinking of something
entirely different at the beginning of the
post, but I can't remember exactly what...


handel "maybe it should have been 'ode to your mother'" low
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I can hear them...
Date: 20 Dec 1992 05:17:22 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Killing Pace) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>I'm currently observing at the VLA.  It's a blast!  Twenty-some-odd giant 
>antennae stretched across several kilometers of desert floor in a 'Y' 
>shaped pattern, are all slewing in perfect synch to track my objects as I 
>sit here sipping bad coffee and catching up on t.b.
                  ^^^^^^^^^^
Try putting some salt in the grounds before brewing.  It works.
The old timers say put egg shells in, too - the CaCO2 neuters
the acid, I reckon.

 rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu -- anagrams
*******************************************
 1. I whirl a fragile AI ideologue, A.!      (@=o)
 2. If I awe Holy Grail League radii....     (@=y)
*******************************************
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A Christmas Song / SATAN
Date: 15 Dec 92 20:12:57 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: The Plonk Institute, Cleveland, OH (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA says:

>Mr. Doering, you've figured it out.  Lehigh students almost invariably have a
>stick up their ass.  This is perhaps due to the fact that the computing center
>insists on putting our realnames in capitals JUST TO ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF ANY
>OF US THAT HAVE THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF CREATIVITY!

Send me $20 and I'll tell you how to fix that.
^L
Do it now!
^L
Do it now!

Do it now!
From: meats_s@lincoln.gpsemi.com. (Steve Meats)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: strained
Date: 18 Dec 92 13:08:20 GMT
Organization: GEC Plessey Semiconductors
X-Xxmessage-Id: <A7578F829701709C@mac_ldc6.lincoln.gpsemi.com>
X-Xxdate: Fri, 18 Dec 92 14:24:02 GMT
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d12

I'm sieving my parents through a collinder.
Are my relations being strained ?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: ssc
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 23:28:50 GMT

In <BzA6o3.4Ay@encore.com> kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>I often judge people by their answer to the following question:

>                     Are you beat, man?

"That wimp?!  No, I am

	RUTABAGA MAN,

caped defender of inedible vegetables everywhere!"

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: cathys response to siouxs dildo
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 02:36:51 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <ben.724440792@ipoint> thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox) writes:
>> Starcap n Ra
>
>Is this "Starcap AND Ra" or "Starcap THEN Ra"?

Not to change the subject.

How about Skycap 'n Ra?

A sitcom about two unlikely roomies.

An airport baggage handler and the sun god.

Yes, I bought more beer, today.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sta. Claus
Date: 20 Dec 92 22:26:04 GMT
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)

In article <1992Dec18.214126.10518@ulrik.uio.no> solan@smaug.uio.no (Svein Olav G. Nyberg) writes:
>
>I just wanted to ruin your Christmas by telling
>you that Sta. Claus _does_ exist. He just doesn't
>like you.
>
>Solan

Absolutely true.

I asked Santa Claus if he would leave a small brunette in the extra-large
stocking I had made, and he just laughed before refusing.  I told him that
I didn't mean to be sexist or politically incorrect, and that if he wanted
to leave me in the giant stocking of a small brunette instead, I would be
content with that.  He laughed again, a jolly smug ho-ho-ho that made me
want to hit him in the face with a brick.

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:41295 misc.test:14133 alt.test:16629
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.test
Subject: Re: COMPUTER JOCKEYS BEWARE
Date: 11 Dec 92 08:48:37 GMT
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

keep this shit out of alt.test	 
            																			
										
[just experiencing the thrill of accidentally posting to tb from alt.test
instead of vice versa]
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:41732 alt.psychoactives:1642
From: maupb@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J L Saunders)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.psychoactives
Subject: Re: ssc
Date: 15 Dec 1992 07:40:41 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: violet.csv.warwick.ac.uk
Keywords: LedZep,Dreams,Bo Derek

In article <rhamilt.723654053@husc10> rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton) writes:
%I sometimes have dreams in which I meet famous people, but they are played
%by actors.
%Last night I dreamed I met Jimmy Paige, but he was played by Dudley
%Moore.
%
%
%Condiments were not involved.

Last night, I had a strange dream in which a friend and I both ate magic
mushrooms (neither of us have). Nothing was happening, and I commented on the
fact, but then I turned my head, and the whole room "tweened" itself slowly to
the new bit I was looking at. The funny thing is that I now have this strange
curious feeling as to whether things like that do happen when tripping on
mushrooms. (I'd guess they probably do)

Jason

P.S. Animals were not involved.
-- 
    "Merry Xvob!"      Jason L Saunders [ RouE ]       "Merry Xvob!"
                     email: maupb@csv.warwick.ac.uk
snail: Warwick Business School, University of Warwick, Coventry CV4 7AL, UK
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: vacation recovery report
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 06:05:55 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <tldpm80@zola.esd.sgi.com>, C J Silverio writes:

> ---
> Voicemail box:  No longer full.  Still has 10 unheard messages.  Am 
> 		  considering changing my v-m message to a stronger 
> 		  discouragement against leaving messages.
> Email:          Less than 10 messages still need replies.  Only 3 
> 		  of those are work-related.
> News:		  Caught up on t.b & r.motos.  Skimmed sgi-related
> 		  groups.  Unsubscribed to talk.religion.misc, the
> 		  drugs-related groups, and all the music groups I
> 		  had been skimming.  After reading 40 Loren
> 		  Finkelstein-related articles on t.a, killed the
> 		  entire thread.
> Illness:	  Got the bug that made Lance's Disneyland
>                 experience a horror.  Had a fever for only half a day.
> Work:           Still busy making the Last Straw-like Edits.
>                 Still considering quitting instead.
> 

  Life:           Not recently.  Had a scare when someone spoke to me 
                  the other day in the mall, but put it down to post
                  hypnotic suggestion via subgenius email.

> c j silverio
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~
  lo RISC jive

SGI: who needs it.

Dac
--
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
                    <Using ARN on an Amiga 4000. Yay!>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: Bizzare fact about college
Originator: ben@ipoint
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 22:51:08 GMT
Keywords: Meat, I need meat.  And perhaps a fruitbat 

phadrus@leland.Stanford.EDU (Neil A Evans) writes:

>To be an _English_ major here at Stanford, you have to be proficient in a foreign language...a stronger level of proficiency than needed just to satisfy university graudating requirements.  HELLO, STANFORD!!  The major is ENGLISH!!

To be anything but a waste of K, you have to know how to spell
"bizarre" and how to use an editor.

*plonk*
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Commercial Break
X-Industries: Breakfast Cereal Division
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 22:08:17 GMT

[Slow-motion closeup of pearly-white cereal puffs tumbling down
 before a black background.  The puffs seem almost luminously white.]

[Voice over, serious:]
Are you looking for a new breakfast cereal?  One that's:
  High-Fiber...
  Low-calorie...
  Zero-cholesterol...
  Low in EVERYTHING...
  and fits your traditional all-natural lifestyle? 

We've got just the cereal for you!

[Cut to sunny kitchen, breakfast scene.  A small bespectacled boy 
(on left) is sitting with an empty bowl in front of him.  He looks very 
seriously at a cheerful, middle-aged fatherly man (on right).  There is
a cereal box on the table, but its label is obscured by the milk.]

Boy: Dad?  I've been seeing all this stuff on the TV about a famine,
 and I've been trying to imagine what that's like.  I just can't!
 I couldn't sleep last night because I was thinking about those kids
 I saw on TV.

Father: [chuckles] I know JUST what you need.  Here - have yourself a big
 bowl of ... Super Pellagra Puffs!

[Closeup of cereal box, pouring]

[Voice over:]
Super Pellagra Puffs contain tiny particles which go right to work in your
stomach, blocking absorption of excess nutrients.

[Text flashes briely on screen:]
For use only under strict medical supervision.

[Return to same kitchen, a week later.  Everything looks the same, but
the lighting and colors seem subtly greyer and darker.  The boy seems
to be agitated and is having a hard time propping himself up.  The father
is peacefully smoking a pipe.]

Boy:  (almost crying) Dad, my skin hurts!  I can't think, and my mouth
 hurts so much... and my arms won't do what I want them to do any more...
 I keep dropping things and falling down!  I feel like I'm gonna die!

Dad:  (takes out pipe, beams)  Yup!  That's Pellagra!

[Boy fumbles for cereal box, knocks it onto floor.  Cut to close-up of
pearly-white cereal puffs, bouncing across the floor.  Fade to picture
of red-and-white cereal box.]

[Voice over, cheerful:]
If you like "Berri-Berri Kix", then LOOK OUT for Super Pellagra Puffs,
new from X-Industries.  "We bring the world into YOUR body."

And coming soon, Kwashiorkor Krunch!

  -- Clifton
P.S.  "Berry Berry Kix" is now my daughter's favorite breakfast cereal.
--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
Clifton Royston, Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: British Club food
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 18:00:27 GMT

In article <MJD.92Dec15111019@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wax") writes:
>In article <8054@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>>   STAFF CLUB FOOD KILLS PEOPLE.

>Is that what they mean when they say someone is clubbed to death?

In Britian, yes. Over there, not only is the water unsafe, so is the
food.

Fortunantly, you can survive on a few pints of beer per day. 

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Leary, Manson, Kleps and other questions...
Date: 16 Dec 1992 00:30:42 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <f5S=PH=@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>you are hereby ordered to report at once to the
>nearest Peoples' Reeducation Camp for an extended period of self-criticism,
>agricultural labor, and proletarian revolutionary consciousness instruction.
>
>If you fail to obey this order, you will be shot.

Good parenting requires allowing good choices.

				--Blair
				  "Do you want to be home by midnight or
				   do you want to wear a chastity belt?"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: I would like to formally euologize
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 16:31:17 GMT


Graeme Hodgson:
>   Yes, I'm new.  Yes, I find t.b amusing.  Yes, occasionally I post
>   something which maybe you don't find funny.  Then killfile me please
>   because the last thing I'd ever want to do is cause you the mental
>   distress of having to read something by somebody who hasn't been
>   posting here for at least twelve millenia.
>
>   Graeme "craving the acceptance of the t.b elders" Hodgson

t.b. is a bit like an organism graeme.  we have three lines of defense
against pathogens (boring newbies) such as yourself.

the first line of defense is simple flaming.  this has the hopeful
effect of causing the newbie to become intimidated and leave or become
intimidated enough to write better.  unfortunately, this hardly ever
works but can be fun.

the second line of defense is, of course, the killfile.  we ignore you
therefore you effectively don't exist.

in a small number of cases of truly astounding idiocy coupled with
dogged persistence and the propensity to evade even the most hardy of
killfiles(ie hi ho silver), the third and final line of defense is
employed.  an adequate supply of money from the talk.bizarre slush
fund is withdrawn to fly starcap'n ra out to the benighted poster's
site.  mr ra retires the tiresome newbie, usually by placing his hands
on their thin doughy neck and twisting their head off like an old
light bulb.  the remains are sent to mrx's lab, where, by careful
dissection, mrx hopes to someday find out what makes you all so
gosh-darned boring.  these dissected remains are then shipped to
rigler in hawaii who, after tossing back a ritual old milwaukee
tallboy in less than three seconds, drops them in a live volcano.

	your humble servant of the t.b. elders,
						sean
--


	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mrx@sgi.com (cloaking the constant k)
Subject: Re: syrupy holiday movies (was: this may be angst, I think)
Organization: the theory that jack built
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 01:31:27 GMT

eric@Turing.ORG (Eric Prestemon) writes:

>But, but...I thought Lava Lamps were cool again.

lava lamps always have been in vogue,
at least as far as i'm concerned.

but of course i'm only talking about
the ones with actual lava in them.


		mr x

		say "aa"
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Cabling seeks paste
Date: 19 Dec 1992 07:10:55 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Dec18.025014.771@zooid.guild.org> Graydon H <coventry@zooid.guild.org> writes:
>
>maybe we could kill it.
>marketing is about as likable as a really big ape. 

You're insane.

But I like you.

c
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Dinner time (was: ssc: sioux s. conf.)
Date: 14 Dec 92 16:00:52 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


In article <92346.001000CBM102@psuvm.psu.edu> CBM102@psuvm.psu.edu
writes:

#  Late at night I have wished for sioux's hot, scathing tongue to
#  start a flamewar between my sheets for my hose to extinguish...
#  
#                                Long-Haired Freak (w/brain)
                                                    ^^^^^^^
                                                    DID YOU SPOT
                                                    THE LIE?

                                                    *plonk*

#  
#                                        Chuck <cbm102@psuvm.psu.edu>


            COME AND GET IT EVERYONE!  ROAST FRESH NEWBIE!!


-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent,      || Ken Johnson                           healthy young women are taken.         || A I Applications Institute
It's a basic rule of the universe,     || 80 South Bridge                       and if you don't like it,              || Edinburgh,  Scotland   EH1 1HN
go somewhere else.                     || Phone 031-650 2756   Fax 031-650 6513
               -- my dad  1906-1992    || E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: short shameful confession
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 20:00:08 GMT

I hereby confess to "cliffing" the following books in
high school:

Crime and Punishment
Pride and Prejudice
Romeo and Juliet, King Lear, and Hamlet
Heart of Darkness
Wuthering Heights

----mark

I read everything from American Lit, though.