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From: Leonard.Erickson@f51.n105.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: God Rest Ye CS Students
Date: 23 Dec 92 15:07:00 GMT
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992

I got this from a friend, many years ago. He got it off Usenet. Note
that this was before *I* got on Usenet, which means it predates the
"Great Re-naming" by at least 3 years. (Early 80's. Say 10 years ago)

God Rest Ye CS Students
------------------------

God rest ye CS students now let nothing you dismay,
The VAX is down and won't be up until the first of May
The program that was due this morn won't be postponed they say.
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!

The bearings on the disk are gone, and bits are dropping too,
We've found a bug in C, and Pascal can't tell false from true,
And now we find that we can't get at Berkeley's 4.2.
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!

And all you fans of matrix math who would use APL,
You'd find out if the VAX were up, it wouldn't work too well,
And if you try, then it will say that you can go to ... well...
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!

We've just received a call from DEC, they'll send without delay
A system they call RSX it takes nine hundred k,
The staff committed suicide we'll bury them today.
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!

And now more cheery news for you, the network's also dead,
You'll have to run your programs on the IBM instead,
The turnaround time's nineteen weeks and only cards are read.
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!

And now we'd like to say to you before we go away,
We hope the news we've brought to you won't ruin your whole day,
You've got another program due tomorrow, by the way.
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!
 
... The one language all programmers know - PROFANITY!
--- Blue Wave/QBBS v2.11 [NR]
From: Kihe.Blackeagle@p4003.f6224.n124.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Hopeless Warren
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 20 Dec 92  17:43:03

 HS>                             Hopeless Warren
 HS>                                   -or-
 HS>                              Spaceship Down
 HS>                        by Harry Smothers (c) 1992

Ya know, Harry, the *first* time I read this I *HAD NOT* yet heard the
original pattern, _Hope Eyrie_. Now I have.

****Baaaaaddddd**** Puppy! NO biscuit!

<SEG: I really did like this, and I can even -- *almost* -- "hear" Fish
singing it... scarey, eh?>

Pax ... Kihe

--- EZPoint V2.2
From: Carl.Mork@f56.n105.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Scientific explanations of warp drive
Date: 23 Dec 92 03:51:00 GMT
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992


 -=> In a missive from Leonard Erickson to Scott Malcomson <=-

 -=> Quoting Scott Malcomson to Leonard Erickson <=-
 
 SM> Leonard Erickson denied allegations of involvement with Scott
 SM> Malcomson over Re: Scientific explanations of warp drive: 
 SM> ... "I say we grenadine the site from orbit. It's the only way to be
 SM> sure.
 
 LE> You're a sick man, Malcomson!
 
 SM> Heck, it's not even my tagline...I swiped it like 90%+ of my others!
 LE> <gryn> 
 LE> ... Two blonds in a Volkswagon: farfromthinkin.
 
 SM> And looky here! The man sez I'M kinky! };^>

 LE> No, I said you were *sick*! And I'm *not* kinky, I'm perverted!

 LE> Somewhere I have a highly amusing song that proves it, but the
 LE> moderator would get upset.... :-)
 LE> ... Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim.
	What we need in a song here is something kinky and perverted about
Tagline Thievery.....I stole yours by the way......(:



... Computer possessed? Try Exor.sys!
--- Blue Wave/QBBS v2.10 [NR]
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
From: phydeaux@guru.med.cornell.edu (Dave Weingart)
Subject: Re: mathoms, gracey?
Nntp-Posting-User: @cornell.edu
Organization: CUMC
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 20:35:05 GMT

In article <n0a47t@ofa123.fidonet.org>, Major.Matt.Mason@p11.f715.n273.z1.fidonet.org writes:
|> On 12/26/92, Julie Rhodes said to Allan Burrows concerning Re: mathoms,
|> gracey?: 
|> 
|>   JR> To stay on topic, I don't exactly do filk...what I do is "pervert"
|>   JR> perfectly good popular tunes.  If there's a song I absolutely despise,
|>   JR> and it comes on the car radio, I will make up my own "more
|>   JR> interesting" words...
|> 
|> Oh, that's filking, all right.
|> 
|>   JR> as an example, isn't it EASY to change Madonna's
|>   JR> "Erotica"?  The verse so easily changes to:
|>   JR> 
|>   JR> "Neurotic, neurotic, everybody has seen my body..."
|> 
|> ROFL!
|>   
|>   JR> I suppose everyone else here does that?
|>   
|> Yep.  Welcome aboard.

In fact, there's an awful lot of "rock & pop" (in which categorically I very grudgingly
place McDonna) filk written, although not much is performed in public.  This makes
sense, insofar as the requirements of rockfilk and folkfilk are different.  An acoustic
filk of "Lies" (of which there are many) sounds good.  An acoustic filk of "Big Balls" 
usually won't...

-- 
73 de David Weingart  KB2CWF    In the event I am captured or killed, the
phydeaux@cumc.cornell.edu       Cornell University Medical College and the
phydeaux@guru.med.cornell.edu   Department of Academic Computing will disavow
phydeaux@src4src.linet.org      any knowledge of my opinions.
From: lanih@herald.Berkeley.EDU (J. Lani Herrmann)
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Scarborough fair
Date: 23 Dec 1992 11:33:08 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: herald.berkeley.edu

Well, it's too late in my day for me to do _all_ your homework for you, but
the basis of the song is in Professor Francis J. Child's classic compendium
of the English and Scottish Popular Ballads, where it is Child #1. To 
prove your point, however, you have to trace not only the _form_ of the
ballad (question, refrain line(s), answer, refrain line(s)) but the specific
refrain lines ("parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.... and you shall be a true
lover of mine") as well as the tune: an exercise I will leave for someone who
is wider awake than I am at the moment. Happy hunting! -- Lani
From: Mark.Ford@f289.n203.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: God Rest Ye CS Students
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 25 Dec 92  13:17:00

 -=> Quoting Leonard Erickson to all <=-

 LE> God Rest Ye CS Students
 LE> ------------------------

 LE> And now more cheery news for you, the network's also dead,
 LE> You'll have to run your programs on the IBM instead,
 LE> The turnaround time's nineteen weeks and only cards are read.
 LE> Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
 LE> Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!

	ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!  Sounds a whole lot like my office after a group of
school-kids toured it and one of them pulled a classic trick...

	  "What's this button do?"  <pushing halon discharge switch>

	Talk about your long and expensive weekend!



... Well, [THIS TAGLINE CENSORED BY THE CITIZENS FOR DECENCY]
--- Blue Wave/Max v2.11 [NR]
From: Joe.Bethancourt@f72.n114.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: banjo tablature:frailing
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 23 Dec 92  18:21:00

This is a simplified transcription of frailing/clawhammer 5-string banjo.

  4/0 means string 4 / fret 0             Remember to -hold the chord-
  2/5 means string 2 / fret 5             until time to play the next
  (H) means hammer to the next note       one. This makes the harmonies
  (P) means pull off to the next note     sound, and makes playing the
   |  end of measure (sort of!)           melody easier.
   T  play the fifth string w/thumb
  All other notes are struck with index finger frailing style.

             CINDY CINDY (-Traditional) "G" tuning

        G
| 1/0 T 1/2 1/0 T 2/0 | 3/0 T 3/0 3/0 T 3/0 |   TIMING: frailing is in
   You ought  to  see   my     Cindy            6/8 time. There are still
                                                four beats to the measure,
                              D7                with the T coming on the
| 1/0 T 1/2 1/0 T 2/0 | 3/0 T 3/2  3/2 T 3/2 |  "off" beat, usually, but
  She comes from  way   down South              not always, twice in each
                                                measure. The "drop-thumb"
         G                               C      style will fill the "hole"
| 1/0 T 1/2 1/0 T 2/0 | 3/2 T 3/2 3/0 T 4/2 |   in the middle.
   Her  hair  it  curls  so   very    tight

         G
| 3/0 T 2/0 3/0 T 4/0 | 4/2 T 3/0  3/0 T 3/0 |
   She  cannot   shut    her  mouth

                          C
| 3/0 (H)3/2 2/0 T 4/0(H)4/2 3/0 T | 4/0(H)4/2 3/0 T 4/0(H)4/2 3/0 T |
   Get  a    long  home,              Cindy,            Cindy

                    G
| 3/2(P)3/0 3/0 T 4/0 4/0 T | 4/0(H)4/2 3/0 T 4/0(H)4/2 3/0 T |
   Get  a    long  home

                         C
| 3/0(H)3/2 2/0 T 4/0(H)4/2 3/0 T | 4/0(H)4/2 3/0 T 4/0(H)4/2 3/0 T |
    Get  a    long    home,             Cindy,            Cindy,

         G         D7        G
| 3/0 T 2/0 1/0 T 3/2 | 4/4 T 3/0  3/0 T 3/0 |
  I'll  marry    you    some  time

Cindy got religion                        Cindy bought a bicycle
She'd had it once before                  She rode it very well
But when she heard my banjo               She ran into a great big rock
She's the first one on the floor          And blew it all to pieces

I wish I was an apple                     Peaches in the summertime
A-hangin' on a tree                       Apples in the fall
And every time my Cindy passed            If I can't get the girl I love
She'd take a bite of me                   I won't have none at all

Cindy lived in London                     Cindy is my darlin'
Cindy lived in France                     Cindy is my dear
Cindy got excited and                     She eats bananas sideways and
She wet her underpants                    Can wiggle both her ears

                            (more)


... BANJO: The most fun you can have with your clothes on


--- WM v2.04/92-0475
From: Julie.Rhodes@f120.n226.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Scarborough fair
Date: 31 Dec 92 02:48:00 GMT
X-Sender: newtout 0.05 Dec 30 1992

JB>Simon and Garfunkel, The Concert in Central Park, lists Scarborough
JB>Fair, arranged by Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel. So I'd see it as you
JB>win. What did you bet?

Only ten bucks, the weasel.  <G>  I hounded him for $50, if he was so SURE,
but he backed down when he saw how sure I was.

 * SLMR 2.1a * I inherited my curiosity from my cat. Why do you ask?


--- TosScan 1.00
From: Shadow.Spear@f236.n271.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Lyric search
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 22 Dec 92  11:59:00

<We have witnesses who say Steve Powell spoke to All
about Lyric search on 12-16-92  21:47>
 SP> I'm looking for words for my music, of which I have a blue ton,
 SP> so are there any takers?

	I have several poems that I would love to put to music. I have posted
most of them here already. Of course, I have no idea what your music sounds
like.  ;) Anyways, if your interested, I could repost them.

Robert


... We need filk in Yorktown! We need filk in Yorktown! We need filk in Yo
--- FMail 0.90
From: Joe.Bethancourt@f72.n114.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: More sexy banjo stuff
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 26 Dec 92  11:35:00

 -=> Snake said to Sherman Dorn on 12-24-92  02:51 <=-

 -=> Sherman Dorn after the arraignment hearing said to Joe Bethancourt <=-

 SD> On <13 Dec 92  11:37>, Joe Bethancourt scribbled the following to
 SD> Usenet:

 JB>  should be a pretty good indicator that the banjo is a PERCUSSION
 JB>  instrument as well as a STRINGED
 JB> instrument. The banjo should have a good
 JB>  -strong- rhythmic beat, accenting and driving the rhythm of the song's
 JB>  tune and lyrics. Pay attention to that!

 SD> Of course, any jazz musician or afficionado must note that drums,
 SD> guitars, basses, and pianos all are considered "rhythm" (and thus
 SD> percussion) for the purposes of jam sessions.  We know a piano is
 SD> percussion.  A guitar *should* be considered also a percussion
 SD> instrument, as well as basses when not bowed.  Well, I guess that
 Sn> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 Sn> We aren't forgetting the hammer-stroke are we?   Let me tell you,
 Sn> properly executed by a bassist in his prime, wave bye-bye to your
 Sn> toupe and THEN tell me it's not a percussive explosion of sound.
 Sn> Also, there's always col legno (striking the string with the stick
 Sn> instead of the bow hair), there's spiccato which is a light 'off-the
 Sn> string' sounding bouncing of the bow on the string which makes it sound
 Sn> like you're striking the string with the hair, although properly
 Sn> executed, the hair never quite leaves contact with the string, and
 Sn> lastly, there are a few *actual* off-the-string bowing sound effects
 Sn> that are almost like plucking the string with a quick pressure and
 Sn> flick of the bow or an actual striking of the string with the bow hair.

Heh! Also, the "slap-bass" style, where the strings are slapped, with the
hand striking the fingerboard in an incredibly syncopated beat......


... Filk you and the horse you rode in on!


--- WM v2.04/92-0475
From: Joe.Bethancourt@f72.n114.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Sorry, couldn't resis
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 26 Dec 92  11:36:00

 -=> Allan Burrows said to Joe Bethancourt on 12-24-92  18:09 <=-

 AB> Upon a Mayday morning
 AB> With flowers all around
 AB> I woke up feeling nervous
 AB> And heard an awful sound
 AB> I glanced into the attic
 AB> And quickly was in pain
 AB> I yelled, "Blasted bees! Oh, blasted bees!
 AB> "Those blasted bees again!"

ROTFL!


... It's 11 o'clock.. Does your cat know where you are?


--- WM v2.04/92-0475
From: Allan.Burrows@f836.n250.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: It's a mathom, a mathom!
X-Sender: newtout 0.04 Dec 29 1992
Date: 26 Dec 92  22:39:48

 DW> The term "mathom" is from Tolkien.  It describes an object for
 DW> which you have no use, but which is too good to discard.  In
 DW> mundane terms, "white elephant" is the equivalent.

KS> Gee, and here I thought a mathom was a meditating mathmatician....

      I've created a monster! I never should have invoked Gracey Allen.

               Allan

--- Blue Wave/Max v0.7 Q-Blue
From: Uucp@ofa123.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Cthulu mythos filk 
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 21 Dec 92  08:13:39

From  ucivax!pathmac.med.cornell.edu!cumc.cornell.edu!phydeaux
From: phydeaux@cumc.cornell.edu ("The person your mother warned you about" )
To:   filk@ofa123.fidonet.org
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 92 10:32:08 EST

In message <3789.2B332810@ofa123.fidonet.org> "filk.ml-error" writes:
                       THE OLD ONES
>                   Words: Zander Nyrond
>         Music: "The Young Ones" - Cliff Richard

ROFL!  From one of my all-time favorite (and all-time dumbest) shows, no
less...



--
Dave Weingart   KB2CWF      In the event I am captured or killed, the Cornell
phydeaux@cumc.cornell.edu   University Medical College and the Office of 
phydeaux@src4src.linet.org  Academic Computing will disavow any knowledge of
                            my opinions.



--
Dave Weingart   KB2CWF      In the event I am captured or killed, the Cornell
phydeaux@cumc.cornell.edu   University Medical College and the Office of 
phydeaux@src4src.linet.org  Academic Computing will disavow any knowledge of
                            my opinions.


--- Squish v1.01
From: Joe.Bethancourt@f72.n114.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: another christmas car
X-Sender: newtout 0.05 Dec 30 1992
Date: 29 Dec 92  04:24:00

 -=> J. Lani Herrmann said to All on 12-26-92  01:04 <=-

 JLH> Organization: University of California, Berkeley
 JLH> From: lanih@herald.Berkeley.EDU (J. Lani Herrmann)

 JLH> Okay, it's a little late for this year (but in plenty of time for
 JLH> next):

 JLH> The Pickle Carol
 JLH> copyright 1980 by Lani Herrmann

ROTFLASTC! I saved that one for the "Black Book!"


... The SCA: "Fantasy as the bait, with History as the hook" -Wm. Heydt


--- WM v2.04/92-0475
From: Major.Matt.Mason@p11.f715.n273.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: sacrelegious filk
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 22 Dec 92  08:55:42

On 12/20/92, Scott Malcomson said to Major Matt Mason concerning Re:
sacrelegious filk: 

  SM> WAHOO! If I wasn't forced to use an online editor until Kitty gets the
  SM> problems with the new 9600 fixed, I'd buffer that...think it'd fit
  SM> into the devival at CF4?

Mmmmm...maybe.  Depends on how much of a band we have there.

-MMM-

--- MacWoof Eval:25Oct92
From: Harry.Smothers@f281.n120.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: lords of the dance
X-Sender: newtout 0.05 Dec 30 1992
Date: 28 Dec 92  18:31:00

 On 12-24-92 Bruce Feist wrote to Shadow Spear... 
 
 BF>  SS>  The tune is traditional Shaker tune, called "Simple Gifts", and

 BF> it 
 BF>  SS> is copyrighted, so I don't think posting the words is legal(is 
 BF> it?). 
 BF> 
 BF> How can a traditional tune be copyrighted? 
 
The *TUNE* is Traditional; the WORDS are copyrighted. 
 
... OFFLINE 1.43 * Some days I look my best in a thick fog. 

--- DCQwk/T.A.G.  1.5
From: Mary.Kay.Kare@f219.n143.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Request for obscure lyrics of old
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 19 Dec 92  23:46:00

I saw Julia and crew do that at a Columbus con.  So it had to be either OVFF
or Marcon.  And I strongly suspect you'll never find it from a dealer,
because, while it was taped, it was done so for private use.  Talk about your
permissions nightmares.  The ST people get very touchy about things and then
there's the South Pacific people...

--- RA/FD/FMail-Great Stuff
From: J-Mag@p25.f2000.n106.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Lyric search
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 23 Dec 92  15:32:56

Wednesday December 16 1992, Steve Powell writes to All:

 SP> I'm looking for words for my music, of which I have a blue ton,
 SP> so are there any takers?

 SP> -+- FMail 0.90
 SP>  + Origin: The Shire Scribe BBS (1:374/1066)

Where are you?  I just trimmed my nodelist.  <sigh>

- J-Mag

--- GoldED 2.40
From: Joe.Bethancourt@f72.n114.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: help!!!! need filk in
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 18 Dec 92  13:59:00

 -=> Usenet said to All on 12-16-92  21:09 <=-

 Us> Organization: Bowling Green State University
 Us> From: sdavido@opie.bgsu.edu
 Us>
 Us> I'm a graduate student in Popular Culture at Bowling Green State
 Us> University, who is working on what is supposed to become teh first
 Us> "scholarly" definition paper on Filk Music. Needless to say, supposrt
 Us> is not high  from everyone here, most of whom want to know why I think
 Us> no one knows enough about "Folk Music."

Heh! Tell 'em it's just the "folk process" -post- Child/Percy/Lomax!


<evil grin!>


... Vegetarians eat vegetables. I'm a Humanitarian


--- WM v2.04/92-0475
From: Dave.Aronson@p11.f120.n109.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Filking...I'm new to the
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 22 Dec 92  08:13:28

 LG> Guys, GUYS!  You need a few people who play classical string
 LG> instruments so you can have "saxes and violins!"

 JE> Sorry, Lynn, I'm sure you're a nice lady and all, 
 DA> but I'm a very strong
 JE> believer in non-violins. I won't string you along. 
 JE> I don't fiddle around.

 DA> Normally I'd join in, but I'll bow out this time.  
 DA> Don't fret over it, at least not enough to go nuts and 
 DA> jump off a bridge.  (Then again, many of us wouldn't 
 DA> have the gut to do that.)

 BF> I'm disconcertoed by how low this is getting.  Dave, 
 BF> that was a truly bass remark -- doubly so, in fact.  
 BF> Do we have to cello-phane tape your mouth closed to 
 BF> get you to stop?  You should be drawn and quartet.  
 BF> That's the last time that I treat you to anything from 
 BF> the pizza cart -- oh, never mind.  I shouldn't pick on 
 BF> you, you're a plucky fellow.

 DA> Thank you -- some folks make allegro-ations that I'm 
 DA> just sym phony spouting off his largo mouth and getting 
 DA> into alto much treble with clefer remarks.

 BF> This is a ball, but we'd better keep a sharp eye out 
 BF> or the moderator will have us orcastrated.  Some of 
 BF> these comments are falling flat, but if we just act 
 BF> natural, maybe the echo staff won't notice.  They're 
 BF> getting tired of these slurs; if it isn't one thing, 
 BF> its sonata.  So, we should give it a rest.

Your point is noted.  Maybe we best beat it before we feel the full measure of 
Kay's wrath, and get barred from here for violating the Coda Honor.  Or maybe 
the others will drum us out.  Either way, tempo fugue-it!


--- Maximus 2.01wb
From: Bruce.Feist@f615.n109.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Filking...I'm new to the
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 21 Dec 92  21:05:40

 BF> This is a ball, but we'd better keep a sharp eye out or the moderator
 BF> will have us orcastrated.  Some of these comments are falling flat,
 BF> but if we just act natural, maybe the echo staff won't notice. 
 BF> They're getting tired of these slurs; if it isn't one thing, its
 BF> sonata.  So, we should give it a rest.

 ER> I agree; this is a good pitch.  They  coda been  more 
 ER> subtle;  not so  melo chromatic...

I'm having problems understanding you, Erik; do you have a clef palate or
something?  Maybe your throat is just dry; here, have some of my diet tonic.  

One of these days, Allegro up and stop doing this.  But until then, I'd better 
improve my conduct or it'll be time to baton down the hatches to avoid being
band.  I tremolo at the tenor of these thoughts...  Alto anything to avoid
that mezzory.  But every time I try tocatta it down to a fugue a day, I
crescendo the wall of my almost forte years of habititual excess.  I hope they 
keep me around (at least as a cymbal); think of the re percussions if they
didn't!  That would be a fine kettle drum of fish (presumably caught in a
clari net)!

--- Maximus 2.01wb
From: J-Mag@p25.f2000.n106.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Emmanuelle
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 25 Dec 92  05:33:40

How 'bout some (late) advent filk?

WARNING:

THE FOLLOWING IS RUDE, CRUDE, AND OBNOXIOUS.















Come, O Come Emmanuelle
(c) 1992 J-Mag & Snake.  Feel free to use it, but if someone pays you, give us 
a cut.

Come, O come, Emmanuelle!
I've got the dildo that you love so well.
Although the battery-y is low
(But that's okay, I like it nice and slow).

No boys!  No boys!  Emmanuelle!
I came for you, please come for me as well.

O come as I caress your lovely thighs.
I'd like to take you you right up to the skies!
Perhaps if I place my tongue right here
I'm glad you finally made it there my dear

No boys!  No boys!  Emmanuelle!
I came for you, you came for me as well.

- J-Mag

--- GoldED 2.40
From: Harry.Smothers@f281.n120.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Tom Lehrer song
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Nov 17 1992
Date: 22 Dec 92  18:27:00

 On 12-19-92 Mary Kay Kare wrote to Harry Smothers... 
 
 MK> After posting this I offer it occurred to me that the song is 
 MK> undoubtedly copyright.  So I really can't polst it here.  And I have 
 MK> real trouble getting 
 MK> e-mail to work, so I'm probably gonna have to send it through the po. 
 MK> So if you want the song, send me your address.  And be patient.  It is 
 MK> the season of exhaustion you know. 
 
No problem, and thank you. 
 
My address is: 
 
        Harry Smothers 
        % Gerald Bliss 
        29016 Tessmer Ct. 
        Madison Heights, MI  48071(-2656 if you care) 
 
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