HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Summary: he heh hehe
Keywords: duha
Reply-To: death
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 20:33:45 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

In <9SEP199219481247@nssdca.gsfc.nasa.gov> gross@nssdca.gsfc.nasa.gov writes:

> To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion.  Truth is real.  And, at 
> the same time, unreal.  Fiction and fact and everything in between, 
> plus some other things I can't remember, all rolled into one big 
> "thing."  This is truth, to me.
> 
> Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, 
> flying across in front of a beautiful sunset?  And he's carrying a 
> beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful 
> painting with his feet.  And also, you're drunk.
> 
	FUCK YES THERE IS.  the sight of shot from a 12 G winchester ripping
	through those stupid birds would please me more. as would a large 
	amount of controlled substances randomly inserted into my meals.

          PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.		
	  	            WORK  :==  FUTURE
	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."
                         "feel free to feel me."
	 stream of consciousness writing is just like abstract art
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,talk.bizarre,misc.kids
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: A quicker way
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 17:35:29 GMT

Bandwidth on groups such as talk.bizarre is currently being generated
in such a primitive way; it seems as though there should be some 
mechanism by which we could automate the process. Please add the 
following line to your killfile:

/^/|t.b.generator

And save the following shell script as "t.b.generator" somewhere along
your path:

--cut here---

#!/bin/sh
# t.b.generator - generate bandwidth for talk.bizarre 
inews -h -ntalk.bizarre

--cut here---

That should do it for ya. If you have any problems, please mail
carasso@inference.com... he should be able to help.

Thanks for your support,

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Random Hacker, Cornell Engineering and Theory Center 
  "I'll eat anything that's BRIGHT BLUE!!"
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,talk.bizarre,alt.sex.xibo.angst,alt.religion.kibology
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Happiness is a warm wet rabbit
Summary: propagate propagate propagate
Keywords: random
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 17:38:51 GMT

Chris is the guy with the Latin, painted, on the back of his leather
jacket-- 

girls like him, he's way too tough, and there's nothing commercial about
him. The only times we've seen him have been at shows, we're pretty eager
to eavesdrop on his conversations and fall in love. Pretty obsessive
about a stranger, who we've seen only twice.

mdw
I've got the sexiest hiliters on the planet



-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Random Hacker, Cornell Engineering and Theory Center 
  "People will say we're in love."  --Hannibal Lecter
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,talk.bizarre,alt.slack,alt.sex.bestiality
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: The lemming
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 04:53:23 GMT

That's it, Jimbo. I mean it this time: the Drano is NOT to be used as
lubrication. At least in the platonic sense. You can extrapolate.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Random Hacker, Cornell Engineering and Theory Center 
  "I'll eat anything that's BRIGHT BLUE!!"
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,alt.fishing,alt.lycra,alt.oobe
From: arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith)
Subject: Re: And Jesus said
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 02:09:17 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <1992Sep14.063331.18352@cssc-syd.tansu.com.au> pete@cssc-syd.tansu.com.au (Peter Alexander Merel) writes:
>arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>pete@cssc-syd.tansu.com.au (Peter Alexander Merel) writes:
>>>arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>>>(Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>>>this is your newsgroup on drugs
>>>>What the &*%$#@! is this doing in "rec.sport.rugby?"
>>>Damn it! Why isn't this in rec.sport.rugby? I haven't posted it anywhere!
>>If you didn't post it, why did you answer the question?
>
>I refuse to question your answer on the grounds that it might incriminate you.
>
>>>>ObNonSequitor: My underwear has no fish on, in or near it.
>>>Obrugby: Kick the ball as far as you can. If someone gets in your way, smash
>>>their fucking face in.
>>ObSex: Safe sex is like wearing a seatbelt.  Sure, it's safer to just stay 
>>home, but you don't get very far.
>
>Obfishing.lycra.oobe: You can take the fish out of the lycra, but you can't 
>take the lycra out of the fish.
Shouldn't that be the other way around?
>
>>Big Al.  I'm gonna take out rec.sport.rugby and any other groups that want out
>>next time this comes to me.
>
>Rec.sport.rugby? Al, are you feeling okay?
>
No, I meant... Aw, fuck it.


Xref: sparky alt.non.sequitur:39 rec.sport.rugby:1397 alt.religion.kibology:3790 alt.sex:29216
From: arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,rec.sport.rugby,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex
Subject: Re: And Jesus said
Date: 13 Sep 92 17:33:40 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <1992Sep13.000027.4369@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>There's this guy coming down the steps in front of a towering
>gothic building woth an iron handrail. Inside the building elders
>annunciate so well and write cursive on the blackboards in front of
>three hundered sauced college kids. The professors are too short so
>the blakcboards run on electric pulleys, lifting them up and down.
>This guy's another college kid and has a T-shirt on depicting a
>youth, drab and bored looking, with a cigarrette dangling from his
>mouth. The guy puts a cigarrette in his mouth and looks just like
>the kid on the front of his shirt. Recursive apparell. The
>new fad of the 90's. 
>
>mdw
>this is your newsgroup on drugs
>
What the &*%$#@! is this doing in "rec.sport.rugby?"

ObNonSequitor: My underwear has no fish on, in or near it.

Big Al.  Wishing he was playing Frisbee Golf with a buncha naked women.
Newsgroups: alt.internet.services
From: ramos@engr.latech.edu (Alexandre Ramos)
Subject: Re: I need to find list of mud etc
Reply-To: ramos@engr.latech.edu
Organization: Louisiana Tech University
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 19:09:01 GMT

In article 92@kenyon.edu, rule@kenyon.edu () writes:
> I need to find a list of muds.  There was one on here but I cannot find it now.
> 	John


Check the FAQ on the alt.mud.* groups. I don't have a copy of it right now. The FAQ
has the FTP site where lists are found.

Newsgroups: alt.internet.services
From: umpistun@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Brent Pistun)
Subject: Re: patent office on the net??
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 04:12:27 GMT

In article <1992Sep7.182326.7048@ultb.isc.rit.edu> meh0570@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:
>
>Is there a way to acess the patent office or a patent
>database on the internet???
>

     No, otherwise people couldn't make a living charging you to do a search
for the existance of a patent.  :)

     Actually, it would be impractical to have such a database; it would
be extremely huge.  Searching for patents is a bitch of a task in the
conventional manner, from what I understand.

     If you wish to order US Patents, the address for the US Patent Office
is:
       BOX 9
       Patent and Trademark Office
       Washington, DC        20231
       U.S.A.



-- 
Brent E. Pistun                                       Computer Engineering
umpistun@CCU.UManitoba.CA                           University of Manitoba
Newsgroups: alt.internet.services,alt.internet.access.wanted
From: bert@cs.vu.nl (Menting BL)
Subject: Internet question, please help
Organization: Fac. Wiskunde & Informatica, VU, Amsterdam
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 18:44:55 GMT

Hello,

I am not sure if this is the right place to ask a question, but I'll
do.

I am working for Amnesty International in Amsterdam and we are
thinking about getting onto internet. The question is: How? and the
next is: What are the costs? and then: can someone tell some general
information about this?

		Please send email replies to bert@.cs.vu.nl

		Thanks.
Newsgroups: alt.internet.services
From: bzs@ussr.std.com (Barry Shein)
Subject: Re: Need Post on New England Internet Node Service
Organization: The World
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 02:00:26 GMT


From: rtravsky@news.uwyo.edu (Rich Travsky)
>There was a recent announcement in this group of a service in the
>New England area where one "become" an internet node. A dial up
>service as I recall.

It really depends on what you mean by ""become" an internet node".

If you mean direct hook up to the Internet (SLIP would be dial-up),
then, for example, you might call us or some other local vendors (I
honestly hesitate to make a list because I'm in the biz and I'm not
sure about at least one vendor, I suppose Nearnet is the obvious other
choice, I assume they do SLIP, we do Alternet and certainly do SLIP.)

If you mean dial up into a host in New England which offers telnet,
ftp etc again, we (world.std.com) do that, and there are a list of
others in the periodically posted PDIAL listing (in New England I
guess IDS in Rhode Island is the only other?)

If you mean a UUCP e-mail hookup then there are various places you can
get that. Again, I'll demur on trying to make a list.

?

--
        -Barry Shein

Software Tool & Die    | bzs@world.std.com          | uunet!world!bzs
Purveyors to the Trade | Voice: 617-739-0202        | Login: 617-739-WRLD
From: slibman@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Sanford Libman)
Newsgroups: alt.internet.services
Subject: Re: email to compuserve
Date: 5 Sep 92 06:00:03 GMT
Organization: /etc/organization

>50k is the max for a "text" message. 500k is the max for a "file" message.
>They are retrieved in somewhat different manners.

Could you please tell me how to send a "file" message to someone on Compuserve?
I needed to do that recently and a call to Compuserve (voice) only got me a
"You can't do it."  I'm talking about a binary file.  I did try uuencoding it,
but I must have been hit by the 50k limit.  The file was 98k and didn't get
there intact.

Thanks,

-Sandy
Newsgroups: alt.internet.services
From: parkes@itp.ethz.ch (Andrew Parkes)
Subject: Re: Need in full information about country and city phone codes!
Organization: Institute for Theoretical Physics, ETH, Zuerich, Switzerland
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 21:23:19 GMT


In article <1992Sep8.172152.328@cs.tulane.edu> Jeff E Mandel <mandel@tmc.tulane.edu> writes:
>In article <1992Sep4.141108.12916@elvis.sovusa.com> Sergey V. Schevchuk,
>she@elvis.sovusa.com writes:
>>Does anybody know simple way to get full info
>>about country and city phone codes.
[deleted]
>Paris, etc.) for a few of the larger countries. Since I surmise from your
>mail address that this isn't a local call for you, I have appended a list
>of the country codes and countries (but not cities).
[deleted]

>Don't ask why it is an anesthesiologist knows all this :-).

You have nothing better to do than memorise the telephone book whilst the
patient is asleep? :-) :-) 

>
>Jeff E Mandel MD MS
>Associate Professor of Anesthesiology
>Tulane University School of Medicine
>New Orleans, LA
>
>mandel@vax.anes.tulane.edu
>
>355  ALBANIA   
[long useful list deleted, thanks for saving us typing.] 
>263  ZIMBABWE

Hey, I think you forgot "one",

1    U.S.A.

--Andrew Parkes,          parkes@itp.ethz.ch 
                                          ^^ = 41 
Xref: sparky alt.internet.services:716 alt.internet.access.wanted:364
From: schuster@panix.com (Michael Schuster)
Newsgroups: alt.internet.services,alt.internet.access.wanted
Subject: Re: NY access in Bklyn- I know it's there!?
Date: 9 Sep 92 11:45:33 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: PANIX Public Access Unix & Internet, NYC

In article <1992Sep9.041150.19705@wuecl.wustl.edu> plk1@cec2.wustl.edu (Pam Kornreich) writes:
>Alright- I KNOW there is a place that provides telnet, email,
>news, and other features.

Yes, there is.

>I know that it is located in Brooklyn NY.

It is, but will shortly move to Manhattan.

>I know that it is run by the same guys that used to 
>run the Big Electric Cat from 2 years ago.

Not quite correct, but close.

>I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME OR ADDRESS!? 

panix.

>I had an information file once.  And I must have lost it.
>Can someone PLEASE send the info again?

Dial in to 718-832-1525 and log in as newuser to sign up.

-- 
_______________________________Mike Schuster________________________________
NY Pub. Access UNIX/Internet: schuster@panix.com | 70346.1745@CompuServe.COM
The Portal (R) System: schuster@cup.portal.com   | MCI Mail,GEnie: MSCHUSTER
From: ledesma@mexico.Corp.Sun.COM (Ron Ledesma (CSE Engineering Support))
Newsgroups: alt.internet.services
Subject: Psi accounts- where do I get one?
Date: 9 Sep 1992 16:20:38 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: ledesma@mexico.Corp.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: mexico.corp.sun.com


---

send email to

info@psi.com

the computer will respond with details... or call

		David Smith (PSI)
		1-703-620-6651

		fax 1-703-620-4586


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Newsgroups: alt.internet.services
From: ashtray@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (John Newnham)
Subject: Re: DDJ ftp site?
Organization: you have got to be kidding!
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 09:36:22 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.141708.1@ntuvax.ntu.ac.sg> sc6803998@ntuvax.ntu.ac.sg writes:
>Hi All,
>	Does anyone know where to get Dr. Dobbs Journal source code
>and demo programs? I am looking for the wavelet source and demo software.
>Thanks alot. I would appreaciate a ftp site for it.

Try /pub/ddj at ftp.mv.com
Once you know the filename, it might be fastest to look for a site that mirrors
mv.com from your nearest archie server.

>	Thanks in advance.
>
>Michael Van Der Beek
>

A pleasure
Ashtray
-- 
When I say a word, it means exactly what I want it to mean, no more and no less
 [Humpty Dumpty to Alice (Lewis Carroll)]
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  There is no god!  The universe just got into bad habits. (Marcus Voght)
Newsgroups: alt.internet.services
From: nhyim@uxmail.ust.hk (Yim Ngok Hon)
Subject: Is there any stat services out there?
Organization: Hong Kong University of Science and Technology
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 12:46:26 GMT

Hi all,

	I want to know whether there is any statistical info. about
the usage of internet on the net?

	Typical info. includes which are the busiest sites on the net,
(with supporting data).

	Thanks in advance.

Hon
Xref: sparky alt.internet.services:743 comp.misc:3674 biz.comp.services:223 alt.bbs.internet:3652
Newsgroups: alt.internet.services
Subject: Looking for Internet Info/History
From: omf@oolong.hacks.arizona.edu (Oscar Fowler)
Date: 13 SEP 92 23:28:27    
Reply-To: omf@oolong.hacks.arizona.edu
Distribution: world,local
Organization: Sirius Cybernetics Corporation
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-a4  

I'm planning to write a small report on the Internet and would like
some good sources of information.  Does anyone have some good
suggestions on available info either online or in hard copy? 

#############################################################################

               "If you can't lick'em, put 'em on with a big piece of tape."

Oscar Fowler
omf@tiamat.hacks.arizona.edu
From: bard@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Don Hayward)
Newsgroups: alt.internet.services
Subject: Re: I need to find list of mud etc
Date: 15 Sep 92 14:10:28 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin TX

In article <1992Sep11.192319.92@kenyon.edu> rule@kenyon.edu writes:
>I need to find a list of muds.  There was one on here but I cannot find it now.
>	John

As this question has come up a couple of times recently, I have decided to 
post an anonymous ftp site where a list can be maintained. I will not post a 
copy of this list. This is reposted from rec.games.mud , which is only one of 
the mud groups.

Good luck.

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From ut-emx!cs.utexas.edu!wupost!uunet!mcsun!sun4nl!hacktic!utopia!NEWS Tue Sep 15 08:52:40 CDT 1992
Article: 15480 of rec.games.mud
From: Jason@utopia.hacktic.nl (Jason)
Newsgroups: rec.games.mud
Subject: List of all mu*s
Date: 12 Sep 92 15:13:17 GMT

Hi All

I don't know how many times this question is answered...
But I do know it was asked a lot!

So only for those interested: :)

A list of all 'registered' mu*s is available for anon ftp at:
CAISR2.CAISR.CWRU.EDU in /pub/mud

It's name is mudlist.v?n?, just take the highest version
to get the latest mudlist. They're now at mudlist.v4n7

Hope to have informed at least some of you, *grin*

 -------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Jason T. Warhammer          Hie thee hither,                           
 jason@utopia.hacktic.nl     That I may pour my spirits in thine ear,   
                             And chastise with the valour of my tongue..
"Telnet is my middle name."                                Lady Macbeth 
 -------------------------------------------------------------------------
*******************************************************************************





-- 
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bard@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu   * sometime soon.

Newsgroups: alt.internet.services
From: Adriaan@scinet.up.ac.za (Adriaan Odendaal)
Subject: Re: DDJ ftp site?
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 05:26:27 GMT
Organization: University of Pretoria

In article <1992Sep9.180829.26421@lonex.rl.af.mil> stare@lonexb.rl.af.mil (Edward M. Starczewski) writes:
>From: stare@lonexb.rl.af.mil (Edward M. Starczewski)
>Subject: Re: DDJ ftp site?
>Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 18:08:29 GMT
>In article <1992Sep8.141708.1@ntuvax.ntu.ac.sg> sc6803998@ntuvax.ntu.ac.sg writes:
>>Hi All,
>>	Does anyone know where to get Dr. Dobbs Journal source code
>>and demo programs? I am looking for the wavelet source and demo software.
>>Thanks alot. I would appreaciate a ftp site for it.
>>	Thanks in advance.
>>
>>Michael Van Der Beek
>>
>As is stated on one of the first few pages of the magazine, the internet
>address for downloading software is:
>
>                          ftp.mv.com
>
>
>-- 
>Edward M. Starczewski     Fax: 315-330-2139
>Rome Laboratory           Com: 315-330-4431
>E-mail: stare@lonex.rl.af.mil

Newsgroups: alt.internet.services
From: agri@pa.itd.com (Howard)
Subject: Re: OED on the net?
Keywords: Oxford Dictionary service Rutgers
Organization: Space Remote Sensing Center
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 21:23:01 GMT

In article <195ijsINN4g4@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> cb705@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jason K. Green) writes:
>
>
>I know that the Oxford English Dictionary (OED) has been computerized.  Is
>it anywhere on the net?
>Jason K. Green

Yes.  But it is copyrighted.  You would have to BUY a copy.   There is a 
service that allows you to look words up in this dictionary.  Its at Rutgers
University.   I'm not sure if they want it advertised to every one who
isn't a student so I won't post which machine it is here on network news.
E.mail me.

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Newsgroups: alt.internet.services
From: jspinnow@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (John Stewart Pinnow)
Subject: Looking for Mail version of Finger...
Originator: jspinnow@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 01:58:01 GMT

I am looking for a mail server that will allow a person to finger another from
mail.

You see a friend of mine wants to use it on another system.


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Newsgroups: alt.internet.services
From: ckd@eff.org (Christopher Davis)
Subject: Re: Need in full information about country and city phone codes!
Organization: Electronic Frontier Foundation Tech Central
	<PARKES.92Sep8222319@re.itp.ethz.ch>
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 22:42:38 GMT

AP> == Andrew Parkes <parkes@itp.ethz.ch> 

 AP> Hey, I think you forgot "one",

 AP> 1    U.S.A.

The Canadians will hate you for that posting... ;-)

Country Code 1 is the North American Numbering Plan (NANP).  Not just
the USA.  (Usually it's folks from the USA being "USA-centric"...rather
than folks from Switzerland... ;-)
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Newsgroups: alt.internet.services
From: ggraham@utdallas.edu (Gregory S. Graham)
Subject: Getting a Usenet feed
Summary: Internet site needs a news feed
Keywords: internet, usenet, feed
Organization: Univ. of Texas at Dallas
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 14:32:50 GMT

The company I work for is on the Internet, but we do not have a Usenet feed.
How does one go about getting a news feed?

Thanks,
Greg - gregg@utdallas.edu
From: rtravsky@news.uwyo.edu (Rich Travsky)
Newsgroups: alt.internet.services
Subject: Need Post on New England Internet Node Service
Date: 13 Sep 92 19:57:36 GMT
Organization: Banzai Institute

There was a recent announcement in this group of a service in the
New England area where one "become" an internet node. A dial up
service as I recall.

I neglected to save the posting. Could some kind soul send me the post,
or if it's in an archive of this list, point me thither?

Many Thanks in Advance!

Richard Travsky
Division of Information Technology     RTRAVSKY @ CORRAL.UWYO.EDU
University of Wyoming                  (307) 766 - 3663 / 3668
Newsgroups: alt.internet.services
From: jcbarthe@rodan.acs.syr.edu (John C. Barthelmes)
Subject: AP Wire Ftp site
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 18:31:44 EDT

I am wondering if there is a ftp or anonymous (or not) telnet location
out there that would contain the latest AP (Associated Press) Wires
and releases. My friend is a communication major and we are both involved
in the news departments of our university's tv and radio stations. We hope
to be able to look at the latest AP Wire from our accounts instead of
running down to the stations and using the AP computer desk installed
there. Any info or leads would be greately appreciated. And if possible,
please e-mail the info, I don't normally read this newsgroup.
	Thank You!
					John C. Barthelmes
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