Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 17:44:31 EDT
From: <CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Dr.Bunny's best question of the week award.
 <92280.182357CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu> <92280.201744CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>
 <92281.165621KAF109@psuvm.psu.edu>

All best question awards must be poetic, in nature.  This is the first
 time i've given one out..this one deserves it.

In article <92280.201744CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>, you write...
>
>        Ask Dr. bunny about any questions, and Dr. Bunny will respond.
>
>                                                By.
>                                                   Dr. Fuzzy Bunny
>                                                     P.H.D.,m.d.,BMF.
THE QUESTION STARTS OUT AS FOLLOWS...

>Oh Dr. Fuzzy Bunnny,
>fairest of them all.

>Will you answer all my questions,
>be they large or small?

>With ears so long and nose so pink,
>tell me Ms. Bunny, what do you think

>of my situation, this I ask of you.
>There is no one whom I can turn, I really don't have a clue.

>I have many carrots, my eyesight is very good.
>I have all four my lucky feet, 'a hoppin in the wood.

>But I have no other forest creature present in my life.
>There is no female bunnny that I can claim for wife.

>I'd like someone with whom I could go 'a rompin in the flowers,
>Someone nice to play with me in the lovely springtime showers.

>So I have no snuggle bunny, what am I to do?
>This 'o white and cutest one, is what I ask of you.

>                                -DJ SS and the funky woodland band
__________________________________________________________
FUZZY BUNNY PUTS HIS MAGICK ECONOMICS BOOK DOWN AND SPEAKS...

You question is relevant
Your quest is true
It's the same old question
That makes male bunnies blue

You seem to have all the qualifications
that a male bunny could need.
But you must be quick,my boy
you must have speed

Dash into the forests
Dash into the malls
find a female bunny
that sure gots --ears...

I have a story, this much is true
It's about an old friend of mine
Who had a problem, just like you.

Their once was an old bunny
who sat around all day
he was very lonely
and he wanted to play..

And the female bunnies
were never ever around
They were always shopping
or going out of town.

this made him sad
for he could not play
or find a special someone
to snuggle up with all day

And soon he gave up
and started to grow old
the house became a mess
The dishes grew mold..

But one day, their was a knock at his door
and so he hopped over to it,
tripping over the mess on his floor
He opened the door, and what did he see
but a female bunny rabbit, pretty as can be.

She said listen here, Mr. Rabbit
I find you quite a bore
You need to go out and live life
You need to expore

Get away from this life
sheltered and cold
Never come back here
give me your word.

And we will hop away
so very happily
exploring the world together
just you and me.

And So the old rabbit
became young again
And traveled the world
which never really ends.

So thats my story, but what does it mean?,
its means you got to get out, meet people, and believe
believe in your hart, you'll find the right mate
to do this you must find her, be quick, don't be too late

Use your bunny expirence,
as best you know how
Female bunnies won't come to you
So go find one NOW.

Dr.Fuzzy Bunny. may ye hoppings be joyfull.

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