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From: res_ewv@exodus.valpo.edu
Subject: Re: #502 Haiku
Followup-To: rec.humor.oracle.d
Organization: Valparaiso University
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 16:54:43 GMT
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> The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
> Your question was:
>
>> Hi,
>> I am searching for resources of PDS for DBMS. I heard that
>> there are some PD versions of Oracle and Ingres. Can you
>> please tell me where I can find these resources (with the
>> IP addresses if possible).
>>
>> Thank you
>>
>> Xxxx Xxxxxx
>> Nagoya Univ. JAPAN
>
> And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
>
> } white clouds in the sky
> } see the rain in the bamboo
> } and ask archie

Great answer, just one small mistake.  Haiku needs 5 sylables in the last line.
I would propose and ask archie-son


                              Eric W. Vaandering
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Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
From: kinzler@moose.cs.indiana.edu (Steve Kinzler)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: lisa@iuvax?  How about it?
Date: 16 Nov 92 15:13:45 GMT
Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University

Written by gaynor@inferno.rutgers.edu in news:rec.humor.oracle.d
+---------- "Re: lisa@iuvax?  How about it?" ----------
| > How `bout this, we let Lisa take over the Oracular duties for a while.

| I think it's a bad idea.  Appearances by Lisa are almost universally
| trite to the worst degree.*1 Criminy, most of the references to her are
| hackney pie as well.  Wanna give the Oracle a vacation?  How about
| giving other deities some net time?  Perhaps the The Big Oreo can take a
| break, secure in the knowledge that Thor, Aphrodites, Lucifer, Pan, and
| other playmates are ever vigilant of his spool?  "Lucifer demands an
| answer for this question!"

Most of the feedback I've been getting is that it's a bad idea.  So, I
guess it's a no go.  Anyway, supplicants can always address their
question to the personality of their choice.  I think Lisa, in
particular, could use some character development -- something to get her
out of her usual one-dimensional, stereotypical depiction.

| kinzler@moose.cs.indiana.edu writes:
| > from the brain of Steve Kinzler    /o)\    kinzler@cs.indiana.edu
| > an organ with a mind of its own    \(o/
|                                      
| Hmmm.  Steve, how did you get your   ^^^^   brain to swirl around like that,
| like a Kenmore washer?

Practice, m'boy.  Practice.

--
from the brain of Steve Kinzler    /o)\    kinzler@iuvax.cs.indiana.edu
an organ with a mind of its own    \(o/    {ames,rutgers}!iuvax!kinzler
From: gaynor@inferno.rutgers.edu (Silver)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: lisa@iuvax?  How about it?
Date: 16 Nov 92 02:09:11 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

khockenbury@vaxc.stevens-tech.edu writes:
> Hey, Steve, how about a lisa@iuvax.cs.indiana.edu?  It wouldn't take
> that much software change - a mail address, "You asked Lisa", and "Lisa
> has pondered..."

kinzler@moose.cs.indiana.edu writes:
> How `bout this, we let Lisa take over the Oracular duties for a while.

I think it's a bad idea.  Appearances by Lisa are almost universally trite to
the worst degree.*1  Criminy, most of the references to her are hackney pie as
well.  Wanna give the Oracle a vacation?  How about giving other deities some
net time?  Perhaps the The Big Oreo can take a break, secure in the knowledge
that Thor, Aphrodites, Lucifer, Pan, and other playmates are ever vigilant of
his spool?  "Lucifer demands an answer for this question!"

kinzler@moose.cs.indiana.edu writes:
> from the brain of Steve Kinzler    /o)\    kinzler@cs.indiana.edu
> an organ with a mind of its own    \(o/
                                     
Hmmm.  Steve, how did you get your   ^^^^   brain to swirl around like that,
like a Kenmore washer?  Mine just sits in my head like a cold blob of gefilta
fish.  Uh oh.  I wonder what the odds are that my brain IS a cold blob of
gefilta fish?  Eh, strike that -- I don't want to know.

Regards, [Ag]

*1  This is not a reflection on their presence in the mythos, which lends
    personality? depth? detail? whatnot?, but rather, the awful way in which
    most incarnations (ab)use them.  Personally, when I see a match for `zot'
    or `lisa', I start the rating at 1 and it's an uphill battle from there,
    yawn.  Sometimes I used these devices.  But very, very sparingly.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: UK7L@DKAUNI2.BITNET
Subject: Re: Kirk's Middle Name -- now it CAN be told!
Organization: University of Karlsruhe, Germany
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 14:42:35 GMT

> >   It is official, I can't remember where I heard it, but James T. Kirk's
> >   middle name is TIBERIUS
> >
> >
> >   DOM - D.G.Legros@uk.ac.bradford
> >
> >Really, I heard it stood for Terry. I think I saw that in one of the
> >episodes. Does anyone out there know what the T stands for? I think
> >it's Terry.
> >--
>

It ist Tiberius, you can hear it in STAR-TREK VI from an Klingon
Commander
From: tes0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (THOMAS EDWIN SCHMIDLIN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: other ways to say vomit..
Date: 20 Nov 92 05:28:02 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov19.121337.2725@bradford.ac.uk>, D.G.Legros@bradford.ac.uk (DG
 LEGROS) writes:
>Wilson Mohr (mohr@rtsg.mot.com) wrote:
>: From my Frat days:
>:
>:      Blow Chow!
>: --
>: Wilson Mohr         "Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most o
f the
>: mohr@rtsg.mot.com    time, he will pick himself up and continue on" - W. Chur
chill
>
>How's about:
>
>Chunky Choke
>Blow Chunks
>Liquid laugh
>
>There are some others, but I cant remember them.
>
>Dommy the Mouse
>

Yell at your shoes
Technicolor yawn
Puke
Blow
Vomit
Spew
Honk
Pray to the porcelin God
Yak
Boot
Talk about your lunch
-- 


Tom Schmidlin       DEEP THOUGHTS: By Jack Handey - I wish a robot would
TES0@LEHIGH.EDU         get elected president.  That way, when he came
215-758-0875            to town, we could all take a shot at him and not
                        feel too bad.
From: D.G.Legros@bradford.ac.uk (DG LEGROS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: other ways to say vomit..
Date: 19 Nov 92 12:13:37 GMT
Organization: University of Bradford, UK
Originator: 92356597@ccw302
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Wilson Mohr (mohr@rtsg.mot.com) wrote:
: From my Frat days:
: 
: 	Blow Chow!
: -- 
: Wilson Mohr         "Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the
: mohr@rtsg.mot.com    time, he will pick himself up and continue on" - W. Churchill

How's about:

Chunky Choke
Blow Chunks
Liquid laugh

There are some others, but I cant remember them.

Dommy the Mouse
From: "frank rosenbaum" <frank.rosenbaum@execnet.com>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: jack and jill
Date: 13 Nov 92 17:24:59 EST
Reply-To: "frank rosenbaum" <frank.rosenbaum@execnet.com>
Distribution: rec
Organization: Executive Networks Information

> >>A jack and jill joke:
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
each with a quarter
Jill came down with fifty cents
do you think they went for water.


Jack and Jill 
went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
silly Jill forgot the pill
and now they have a daughter.

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down on top of Jill
and now they have another daughter

               Frank
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From: KWK107@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Answering Machine Messages!!
Date: 23 Nov 92 23:23:37 GMT
Organization: Penn State University


   Does anyone have some funny answering machine messages for Christmas!
My roomate and I usually pride ourselves with being the answering machine
gods of Penn State, but I think we have writers block.   HELP!!!!

"Man CAN survive on speed alone!"   KWK107@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Subject: haha #5
Reply-To: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Organization: Canada Remote Systems
Distribution: rec
Date: 17 Nov 92 16:01:24 EST

Back in the "Old West" days, a fierce battle took place between a group
of cowboys and indians. The indians won and took one of the cowboys as a
hostage.

The Indian Chief said "Ugh, you much good fighter, we will grant you
three wishes before we kill you."   Whereupon the cowboy asked to talk
to his horse.  After the cowboy whispered into the horse's ear for a
moment, the horse took off at a gallop.  A couple hours later the horse
returned with a beautiful blonde on its back.  The blonde got off the
horse and went into the teepee with the cowboy.  The Indian Chief saw
this and remarked, "Ugh, smart horse".

A couple of hours passed and the blonde left.  The Indian Chief told the
cowboy that he had two wishes left.  The cowboy asked to speak to his
horse again.  The horse again took off at a gallop and disappeared for
several hours.  When the horse returned he had a beautiful brunette AND
a beautiful redhead on his back.  They got off the horse and went into
the teepee with the cowboy.  The Indian Chief saw this and remarked,
"Ugh, very, very smart horse".

A couple of hours passed and the brunette and redhead left.  The Indian
Chief told the cowboy that he had one wish left.  The cowboy asked to
speak to his horse again.  He goes up to the horse, lifts his ear and
whispers "POSSE! I said get large P-O-S-S-E!!!

--
Mike Clemens, Canada Remote Systems
E-Mail:  mike.clemens@canrem.com
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From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: ... GET A LIFE (GGBJ) ...
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 20:36:33 GMT

In article <1992Nov18.180704.9883@bcrka451.bnr.ca> isupstud@bnr.ca writes:
>
>Whoever posts these damn things have got to be the most boring, lame people
>in the world.  Do you not have a life... Do you need to post useless things
>in the rec.humor newsgroup?  My "KILL" file is getting huge.  I thought that
>the fact that this newsgroup is called rec.humor meant that anything posted
>here would be somewhat funny.  These are by far the stupidest things I've read
>and I am wondering what kind of life you guys have if you have nothing better
>to do then clutter the newsgroup with pathetic attempts at humor (if that's
>what you call it).  Why don't you start up another newsgroup called
>rec.pathetic.users and post all the damn comments you want!  The only possible
>explanation for this is if you have the mentality of a pre-schooler and don't
>know any better!  I'm sorry for posting this here, but hopefully it will cut
>back on the number of useless posts.  To anyone who wishes to comment, be
>mature enough to email it directly to me rather than post it and waste more
>space then you already have.  Save the rec.humor newsgroup for people who
>actually wish to post jokes.
>-- 
>
>Todd Strilchuk:
>
>	isupstud@bnr.ca

Now, THAT'S funny!!

-- 
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TRW SEDD, DH1/2849
P.O. Box 6213                Phone:    (310)764-3318
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: psmith@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Paul Jeffrey Smith)
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Organization: University of Tasmania at Launceston
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 92 01:42:12 GMT

I don't supppose this joke is similar to the Pink Ping Pong Ball joke?

I heard that one years ago, really weird.


regards

Paul Smith

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Subject: Pranks wanted
From: <CWD1@psuvm.psu.edu>
Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 22:22:46 EST
Organization: Penn State University

Need help brainstorming a campus wide, epidemic level prank.
i.e. filling the largest building with soap suds
i.e. moving monuments to presidents house

must also have feasable way of doing it.

disclaimer - we're doing this for a research paper, really
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel)
Subject: Re: Student raise of grade form
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 15:21:54 GMT



In article <92320.200930MFM104@psuvm.psu.edu> Markus <MFM104@psuvm.psu.edu> wri
tes:
>
>                       STUDENT RAISE OF GRADE FORM
>
> Dear Professor:_________________________________________Date:_______________
>
>     My grade in ___________________________ should be raised from __________
> to ______ because:
>
> 1.  There must be a mistake somewhere.
     [...etc.]

Graduate students are sooooooo funny.  GET BACK TO THE LAB.
YOU HAVE WORK TO DO!!!!!

-Mark
From: 6168aa@gmuvax.gmu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted....answering machine messages
Date: 17 Nov 92 04:46:43 -0500
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, VA.

In article <1992Nov9.012859.52547@gmuvax.gmu.edu>, 2153bm@gmuvax.gmu.edu writes:
> In article <1992Nov3.162608.87313@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, jao0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JONATHAN ANDREW OMINSKY) writes:
>> If anyone has answering machine messages please send them to me.
>> 
>> My email address is jao0@lehigh.edu
> 
>   OK...
> 
> Mine says...  "Hi, you've reached Steve and Marion's place, we're not
>                going to answer the phone right now, so please leave
>                your name and number and we'll get right back to you."
> 
> (You didn't say it had to be funny!!!)

	And yet, s/he posted the request in rec.humor... ?

	Hello...?
	Hello??
	Look, whoever this is, it's not very damned funny!
	<*beep*>

	...or something to that effect.  :)

					--Zachar
From: scsd1055@altair.selu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Lawrence of Arabia does the nasty!
Date: 17 Nov 92 20:02:15 -0600
Organization: Southeastern Louisiana University

Dear readers,
	
	Check this out...I was cruising through my JOKE.DIR and found this.
It was sent to me by a friend of mine, several months ago.  I think a couple
of you guys (and girls, if any are willing to help this poor sap), should
write Mr. Khalid (F40S207@SAKSU00.BITNET) to find out if he has learned how
to do the nasty.  

ENJOY,

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Date: Thu, 2 Jul 1992 23:06:20 SLT
>From: F40S207@SAKSU00.BITNET
>Hi,...
> 
>   My name is Khalid and I am from K.S.A.
> 
>   I have to tell you my story with my girl friend, In a short I know my girl
>friend for about 3 years and our relation start by the phone, I had difficulty
>at the begininig talk to her because she talks in French and I don't, day by
>day I started to understand her and also she.
> 
>   Before 4 months she ask me to visit her in her house, she was living alone
>with her friend from the same country she was -BTW, my girl's friend name is
>Joshta -, and I went to her, we sit down and had a little talk then we start to
>get near each other then I kissed her and she took off her shirt then her pants
>and let me take off my clothes down, after we lay down I stick my finger in her
>pussy and she enjoyed it but after that I didn't know what to do, then she
>stoped that and stand and wear her clothes and told me with angry voice when
>you know how to play with a woman, you can come again.
> 
>  The problem that I don't know what to do to satisfy her?, please help me..!
> 
>F40S207@SAKSU00.BITNET

	Lawrence of Arabia he ain't!

Bill Plunkett
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kak6279@ultb.isc.rit.edu (K.A. Kirchoff)
Subject: Re: Riddle -
Originator: kak6279@ultb
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 18:39:30 GMT

>>In article <By0Msr.7uu@newcastle.ac.uk> S.E.Rigden@newcastle.ac.uk (Simon Rigden) writes:
>>>
>>> The following is a riddle I saw the other day. Some people get it straight
>>>away but mathematicians seem to have difficulty - tell it to one and see.
>>>
>>>
>>> A man is talking to a zoo keeper :
>>>
>>>
>>> Man : How many animals are there in your zoo?
>>>
>>> ZK  : Well, I can tell you that there are 64 heads and 186 legs?
>>>
>>> Is it possible to work out the answer to the mans question from this?
>>>
>>>
>>There is no real answer because the number of legs are split among two- and
>>four-legged animals.  One solution I came up with was 35 two-legged animals
>>and 29 4-legged animals.  This is the one that I think is the best solution.
>How many snakes were there in this zoo?
>
>Damien.
How about this...   There are 64 heads.  How many zoo animals do you
know have more than one head??  So the correct answer is OBVIOUSLY 64!!!
Duh!!!!!

													FireMAN (tm)

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bgarfink@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (beth diane garfinkel)
Subject: Re: Harvard
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 17:16:17 GMT

I am told by a friend of mine that MIT refers to Harvard as "UpChuck,"
because Harvard's campus is up the Charles River from the MIT campus. .
.

								Beth
-- 
"This must be Thursday.  I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
	-Arthur Dent, on being told that the Earth is about to blow up.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: johnm@cortex.physiol.su.oz.au (John Males)
Subject: Re: Yugo jokes wanted
Organization: Department of Physiology, University of Sydney, NSW, Australia
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 07:28:12 GMT

How do you double the value of a Yugo?

Fill the tank with petrol



John

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan)
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 23:13:01 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.221817.27574@en.ecn.purdue.edu> blair@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Marc E Blair) writes:
>In article <19934.2b07c212@ul.ie> 9111298@ul.ie writes:
>>In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
>>>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
>>>>>>they'd be....
>>>>>
>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>they'd be...
>>>>>
>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>they'd be...
>>> 
>>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>> they'd be...
>>> 
>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>> there'd be...
>    999,999,995
>    -----------
>    \             / (999,999,995-I)  Green Bottles hanging on the wall.\
>     \            | (999,999,995-I) Green bottles hanging on the wall  |
>     /            | And if one green bottle should accidentally fall   |
>    /             \ there'd be                                         /
>    -----------
>        I=1
>
>Marc
>
Damn! Now we have to start over...


-- 
Matthew Ryan
zaphod@choate.edu

VI Rules!   So There!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott)
Subject: Re: ggbj
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 23:45:37 GMT

In article <1992Nov18.232215.2404@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
>
>Let's see...
>% more GGBJ
>Segmentation Fault (Core Dumped)
>
>Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!
>
 I tried that, but got a message:
    "The sysop has now been notified that you are in possession of the
GGBJ.  You account is terminated until further notice."

I'm writing this from a friend's account.  I don't think the sysop will
ever forgive me.

Friar
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friar@choate.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: lapradbj@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Billie-Jo Laprade)
Subject: Re: Blonde jokes
Keywords: blonde jokes
Organization: Clarkson University
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 18:03:55 GMT

YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE!!!  You obviously have nothing better 
to do with yourself.  Get a life!!!!!!!
From: kanga.caltech.edu!nathan (Nathan Mates)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Proof: all odd numbers are prime.
Date: 16 Nov 1992 06:24:25 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: kanga.caltech.edu
Originator: nathan@kanga

In article <19921114.135755014504.NETNEWS@ALIJKU11>  writes:
> I do not know wether these proofs are known to the readers of this
> newsgroup. I found them in de.talk.jokes and thought they are
> worthwile translating.
 
> Problem: Prove that all odd positive integers are prime numbers.
 
> Proof by a physicist: 
> 3 true, 5 true, 7 true, 9... measure error, 11 true, 13 true,
> random test 23, done.
> Kurt.   (keichhor@risc.uni-linz.ac.at)


Well, there was an even longer version running around a while ago. Here
it is:
A roomful of professionals are all asked to prove that all odd numbers  
(besides 1) are prime.

The physicist says:  "3 is prime... 5 is prime... 7 is prime... 9... well,  
experimental error.  11 is prime... ..."

The mathematician says:  "3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime... therefore,  
by induction on 2n-1, all odd numbers are prime."

The engineer says:  "3 is prime... 5 is prime... 7 is prime... 9 is  
prime... 11 is prime... ..."

The chemist says:  "3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime; well, I guess  
that's enough data!"

The Biologist says:  "What's a prime?"

The programmer says:  "Wait a minute, I think I have an algorithm from  
Knuth on finding prime numbers... just a little bit longer, I've found the  
last bug... no, that's not it... ya know, I think there may be a compiler  
bug here - oh, did you want IEEE-998.0334 rounding or not? - was that in  
the spec? - hold on, I've almost got it - I was up all night working on  
this program, ya know... now if management would just get me that new  
workstation tha just came out, I'd be done by now... etc., etc. ..."

The computer scientist says:  "3 is prime... 5 is prime... 7 is prime... 7  
is prime... 7 is prime... 7 is prime... ..."

The psychologist says:  "3 is prime... 5 is prime... 7 is prime... 9 is  
latently prime but repressing it... 11 is prime... ..."

The social scientist says:  "3 is prime... 5 is prime... 7 is prime...  
we'll pretend 9 is prime... 11 is prime... ..."

The sociologist says: Proof by a sociologist: "2 true, 4 true, 6 true, 8  
true, ..."

Nathan Mates
nathan@cco.caltech.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor