HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: st910131@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 20 Q's
Date: 8 Apr 92 02:07:51 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.1992Apr8.020751.856
Reply-To: st910131@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University

Let's play 20 questions....
if you think that's stupid just skip this message...Otherwise humor me!

I'm thinking of the name of my college roomate's home town.

Now this may take some teamwork......
I will answer all replies daily with a simple Yes or No after the question.
I'm new on this board and I want to find out how persistent you people are,
and also how bored you get.

You have until April 16th to figure it out!

by the way I'll answer not just 20 but up to 20,000 questions ... Yup, I'm
that bored.

						Wile E. Coyote
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: curious
Date: 17 Apr 92 05:05:03 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

UNTOUCHED ARTICLE FOUND IN ALT.SEX 
vincentc@ocf.berkeley.edu (Vincent Y. Chen) writes:
)Just wondering..
)
)what size is the average woman's breast?
)is it true women in California have larger breasts?
)
)also, can you tell how much pubic hair someone has by their
)eyebrows?


CARASSO
--
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: MOVE OVER FREDDY M.
From: amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis)
Date: Wed, 08 Apr 92 11:46:13 PDT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: The Batchelor Pad


+------+ +---------+  +--------+   +--------+  +---------+
+-+  +-+ |  +----+ |  |  +--+  |   |  +--+  |  |  +----+ |
  |  |   |  |    +-+  |  |  |  |   |  |  |  |  |  |    +-+
  |  |   |  +------+  |  +--+  |   |  +--+  |  |  |
  |  |   +------+  |  |  +--+  |   |  +--+  |  |  |
  |  |   +-+    |  |  |  |  |  |   |  |  |  |  |  |    +-+
+-+  +-+ | +----+  | ++  |  |  ++ ++  |  |  ++ |  +----+ |
+------+ +---------+ +---+  +---+ +---+  +---+ +---------+
 +--------+  +---------+ +------+  +------------+  +---------+ +----+    +----+
 |  +--+  |  |  +----+ | +-+  +-+  |  +-+  +-+  |  |  +---+  | ++  ++    ++  ++
 |  |  |  |  |  |    +-+   |  |    |  | |  | |  |  |  |   |  |  ++ ++    ++ ++
 |  +--+  |  |  +------+   |  |    |  | |  | |  |  |  |   |  |   ++ ++  ++ ++
 |  +--+  |  +------+  |   |  |    |  | |  | |  |  |  |   |  |    ++ ++++ ++
 |  |  |  |  +-+    |  |   |  |    |  | +--+ |  |  |  |   |  |     ++ ++ ++
++  |  |  ++ | +----+  | +-+  +-+ ++  |      |  ++ |  +---+  |      ++  ++
+---+  +---+ +---------+ +------+ +---+      +---+ +---------+       +--+


+---------+  +--------+   +------------+
|  +----+ |  |  +--+  |   |  +-+  +-+  |
|  |    +-+  |  |  |  |   |  | |  | |  |
|  +------+  |  +--+  |   |  | |  | |  |
+------+  |  |  +--+  |   |  | |  | |  |
+-+    |  |  |  |  |  |   |  | +--+ |  |
| +----+  | ++  |  |  ++ ++  |      |  ++
+---------+ +---+  +---+ +---+      +---+
+---+      +---+ +--------+  +----+   +----------+ +---------+  +----+    +---+
++  |      |  ++ |  +--+  |  ++  ++   | +-+  +-+ | |  +---+  |  |    ++   |  ++
 |  |      |  |  |  |  |  |   |  |    +-+ |  | +-+ |  |   |  |  |  |+ ++  |  |
 |  | +--+ |  |  |  +--+  |   |  |        |  |     |  |   |  |  |  |++ ++ |  |
 |  | |  | |  |  |  +--+  |   |  |        |  |     |  |   |  |  |  | ++ ++|  |
 |  | |  | |  |  |  |  |  |   |  |   +-+  |  |     |  |   |  |  |  |  ++ +|  |
 |  +-+  +-+  | ++  |  |  ++ ++  +---+ | ++  ++    |  +---+  | ++  |   ++    |
 +------------+ +---+  +---+ +---------+ +----+    +---------+ +---+    +----+



(It looked better with the original IBM 8-bit box drawing characters)


--
the dot end
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Victorian Negligees  (Was:  Freudian Slips)
From: amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis)
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 17:45:53 PDT
Organization: The Batchelor Pad

mjs@kepler.unh.edu (Speaker to Robots) writes:

> In article <R4XqiB11w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocent
> is) writes:
> >fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew Fields) writes:
> >> In article <1992Apr4.165003.1@zodiac.rutgers.edu> paanderson@zodiac.rutger
> e
> 
> >> >Dedicated to defeating my purpose.
> 
> >> Defecated to... the hell with it.
> >
> >No, no! This is a good one!
> >
> >Defecated to debriefing my porpoise.
> >Delegated to denigrating corpses.
> >Degenerated into negative custards.
> Defenestrated for no real purpose.


That's the second time someone has mentioned "defenestration" in the
space of an hour.

Anyway...



--
the dot end
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: I just gots ta
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 02:22:35 GMT

In <MJD.92Apr3132758@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (The Tesseravore) writes:
>I don't know if you've seen this before, but as long as we're on the subject:
>} Here's an ASCII single image random dot stereogram for your enjoyment.
>    It has the distinction of being the only emailable optical illusion
>I have ever seen.

On the other hand, several years ago someone was using a stereogram of someone
juggling in their .signature.

BTDT.
From: ingram@excalibur.cs.unc.edu (Robert Ingram)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dno
Keywords: meister
Date: 8 Apr 92 18:15:27 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

THE CARASSONATOR!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: Re:Body parts
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 18:24:46 GMT

In article <92103.211835TCW100Z@ODUVM.BITNET> <TCW100Z@ODUVM.BITNET> writes:
>If I had to pick a part of my body to have something painful inserted into,
>I think I'd pick my nose.
>Tazer One
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------

No way man, haven't you seen those shows where people sniff coke, and then  
someone smacks 'em in the back of the head.  Then they've got a glass straw up  
their nose.  That makes me want to puke.  I think the earlobe is the best  
place, and least sensitive to pain.

--
I've got a little critter in my sink.
It makes a sound like "GRINRINRINRIRNRINRIN"

	-Bob & Tom
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Interlude 1: morphophonological thought for the day
From: amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis)
Date: Wed, 08 Apr 92 12:10:26 PDT
Organization: The Batchelor Pad

rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault) writes:

> In article <Na1ViB3w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocente
> >nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo) writes:
> >> What if "geo" were always pronounced as in "geoduck"?
> >
> >How is it pronouced in "geoduck?"  That is the only word in the whole
> >list I have never heard of.
> >
> >*PLONK*, surely.
> 
> You Fool.

You flatter me.

> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> GEODUCK:  Puree whole, un-plucked mallard in blender.  Fold in 10 table-
> spoons of arrowroot and three cups unsweetened gelatin.   Add a dash of
> Carassco sauce if desired.  Chill until gooey.  Serves one average-sized,
> blindfolded child of age 9.  
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Oh that.  Yeah I heard of it but I thought it was pronouced
dee-FEN-es-trate.

> Amniobatpad, you defenseless, fornicating, 105-pound clam, you will 
> never even read this.  (I am in his killfile--he is constantly "forking"
> my followups...)

I have no killfile, sir.  I use brain-dead software.  Only my good
nature prevents me from responding to everything I see.

Remember that next time.



--
the dot end
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Polka
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 16:26:36 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

impulsively the band lurched into a maniacally loud and frenetic Polka.

Big Stephanie grabbed me and careened down the dance floor, twirling me
rapidly around her head in a convulsive orgy of saint vitus ecstacy.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | wolfpack, silver, down to the water             |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew palfreyman@cup.portal.com   |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Box)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CAN YOU SAY...
Date: 8 Apr 92 17:44:39 GMT
Organization: Scientific Harmony

richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH) writes:

] ...ALAN FUCKING ALDA??


ALFASKJNGLDAAAAA


damn.

[]
7 yrs on the net and i STILL fall for that old trick
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gwg33762@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Garret W. Gengler)
Subject: Poisoning my roommate's plants
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 21:34:55 GMT

Anyone have any tips on how to secretly murdur one's roommate's plants?

I'm thinking on a few grain of Spic 'N' Span in each pot.

That worked great for his fish, except what with the fresh scent and the
bubbles, he found me out.

I'm looking for something in my kitchen that would work.

Any help will be greatly appreciated.
Garret
   .          ----------------------------------------------------------  
   . ____     Garret Gengler          If you love America, Vote Zappa. 
    /o ~ \/|  g-gengler@uiuc.edu      If you hate America, Vote Zappa.
    \____/\|  University of Illinois  ** Zappa for President in 1992 **  
              ----------------------------------------------------------    
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10539 alt.flame:6380
From: mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Welcome Melvin Gladstone, net. celeb.
Keywords: t.b? heck I found friends in a.f
Date: 8 Apr 92 22:36:36 GMT
Organization: University of Northern Indiana

In article <1992Apr8.194437.13254@watserv1.waterloo.edu>, lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058) writes:
>Lardies and genitalmen the translucent Mr. Melvin Gladstone
>has arrived to illuminate your ruminations and danged if he
>don't just need a friend to talk to. Perhaps Mr. Carrrassso
>will oblige with some helpful hints for the newly arrived net.
>luminary.

Thank you, thank you, really, you're too kind.  Unfortunately
for Mr. Carasso, I'm not a plump highschool girl, or whatever
it is he seeks, but I'm certainly thrilled to have you for my
new friend, Larry.

Melvin M. Gladstone
From: randy@rss.dl.nec.com (Bullbag)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ON TAMIL NADU CM & TALK OF TERRORISM ON THE NET
Keywords: RAPE, SLURPIES, MURDER, ARABS, CANIBALISM, SATANISM, ISLAM, EVIL
Date: 10 Apr 92 20:48:04 GMT
Organization: Partnership for a Radio Free Vermont

Fuck all this talk of Tamil Nadu and slurpies.  Mork was a Tamil Naduianist and
look what happened to him.... CANCELLED!

Just my two cents worth (I fucking _hate_ it when people say that...)

-- 
- Randy Bullard  -    Dallas, TX randy@rss.dl.nec.com

| The thoughts expressed herein are my own but closely parallel    |
| those of my employer in most circumstances.                      |

| Have you ever rubbed your thigh with number 10 sandpaper and     |
| poured Red Devil turpentine on it?  I hate it when that happens. |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.disney
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby)
Subject: Re: I'm grumpy!
Reply-To: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby)
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Distribution: usa,rules,france,sucks,world
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 00:50:59 GMT

In article <RFS.92Apr7182321@kepler.unh.edu> rfs@uunet.uu.net (Robert F Spence)  
writes:
>In article <1992Apr7.065724.185@cse.uta.edu> middle@cse.uta.edu (William J  
Middleton) writes:
>
>   >>>Small writes:
>   >>>>...I'll be grumpy... 
>   >>
>   >>>Gooley writes:
>   >>>I'm Doc.
>   >>
>   >>>Carasso writes;      [in a rare, bleating form]
>   >>>I'd like to be Humpy.
>   >>
>   >>And I'll be Sleazy.
>   >>
>   >> Rigler writes:
>   >
>   > queezy
>
>Parchezzi.
Bar, sleazy
--
         _____   _____   _____            
				/			\_/			\_/ 
			\	                                               
				|					*	* 
	 				|					 
										 
								 
				|			 _	 __	 __	 
		|								 
										 
						 
				\_____/	\	|__|/	 \___/			 
										 
										 
		 
								 \___/
From: amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: i taste something funny in here
Date: 11 Apr 92 21:29:54 GMT
Organization: The Batchelor Pad

One of my roommates has exceptionally bad taste in colognes.

I know, because it is hanging so thickly in the air here that I can
taste it.

Oh my GOD!  It just crept under the door... gotta run!



--
the dot end
From: Paul_Trauth@agwbbs.new-orleans.LA.US (Paul Trauth)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: King George
Date: 17 Apr 92 06:27:03 GMT
Organization: The Amiga GateWay BBS * New Orleans, La.

In a message dated Thu 16 Apr 92 22:56, Ellingson@128.104.39.173 wrote:
 E> As near as I can remember, I have NEVER actually met a person fond of 
 E> President George Bush.  Not one.  Certainly, he was doing rather well
 E> in 
 E> public opinion polls a few months back, and granted, many of the
then never bloody well polled ME!!!

 E> So my question is, WHAT THE FUCK!?~?!!.???!  Why do people vote for
 E> this 
 E> guy?  Why not vote for Kernighan and Ritchie, or Wiley E. Coyote, or 
 E> something??  ANYTHING's got to be better than the dweebs we have in 
 E> Washington now. 
if i could vote for the Coyote, i would. in fact i think he'd make a MUCH
better president than any of the "choices" - he is, after all, a Genius.
No. A Super Genius.

write-in Coyote! The FLAT choice!

-- Via DLG Pro v0.991

- be zorch, daddi-o --------------- paul (raccoon) trauth ----------------
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Internet -> paul_trauth@agwbbs.new-orleans.LA.US        \\\///\\\///\\\
Usenet   -> rex!agwbbs!paul_trauth                      \\\///\\\///\\\
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
  "eagles may fly, but a weasel will never get sucked into a jet engine"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: medium-width shameful confession
Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Bavarian Sears
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 18:05:40 GMT

Today, I feel like a "lost in the 70's" burnout.

I am wearing my Yes T-Shirt, complete with Roger Dean painting, a
scrungy jean jacket with oil stains, Birkenstocks and jeans whose leg
bottoms are not-quite-so-narrow-as-90's-fasion-dictates.

They aren't bell bottoms, mind you, just 501's.  I have some 505's
which are narrow, but I think the 505's fit better.

On the other hand, I am wearing a Timex Ironman watch (Hi Mark.!), am
clean-shaven, have short hair and am carrying an HP42s and a book on
semiconductor devices, so I can't be all that much of a 70's burnout.
Not to mention that I was under 10 years old all throughout the 70's.

Maybe I'm just a dork, instead.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
(Oh and all my clothes are clean 'cause I did 6 loads of laundry yesterday)
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (The Embodiment of Cheese)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Prediction for the near future
Date: 9 Apr 92 16:55:06 GMT
	<NJ.92Apr7091310@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU>
	<MJD.92Apr8124806@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
	<NJ.92Apr8183332@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU>
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU's message of 8 Apr 92 23:33:32 GMT

In article <NJ.92Apr8183332@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU> nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (The Automatic F Key) writes:
>   > >   Prediction for the near future: ... it's nearing fall,
>   > I think you blew it already.
>   Yesterday was April 7.
>   Today is April 8.
>   Fall is one day nearer.
>   Ha.
>   Got you.

Pshaw.  Not ONLY is your `prediction' six months late, but it's wrong to
boot.  Fall is one day FARTHER than it was yesterday, and fallign
farther behind with each passing moment.

Ha, indeed.
--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: dhoward@desire.wright.edu (sparky-desire)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: life in eitherwayland (was Re: first date taboos, taboos,...)
Date: 9 Apr 92 12:49:30 GMT
 <1992Apr7.111156.818@desire.wright.edu> <1992Apr8.151408.2018@sci.kun.nl>
Organization: Wright State University

In article <1992Apr8.151408.2018@sci.kun.nl>, eerke@cs.kun.nl (Eerke Boiten) writes:
> give me one who looks like a shithead anytime
> or an asshole
> aah
> nicely puckered
> or who looks like a fuckhead
> that really does get to me
> yeah that's it, exactly
> --
> Eerke

i'm being flamed by militant fairies.
it's almost as bad as the militant non-smokers.
or militant bible beaters.

last night i had a nightmare about being holed-up in a
shot gun shack.  outside were drones of limp-wristed
zombies clawing blindly at the walls until their fingers
bled.

hear the call?
from 'tweengst purulent, blistered lips:
butt-fuckers of the world unite!
pack your chap-stick, your vaseline, and your preparation-h!
there's someone in ohio who isn't like us!
he must be converted!
or he must be sorry!

don't get me wrong.  i got nuthin against homosexuals.
but eerke here, can fuck off.

-- 
.sparky.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: A CANDY-COLORED CLOWN THEY CALL THE SANDMAN
Followup-To: Narnia
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 20:16:03 GMT

Twenty bucks to anyone who follows up a k12 post back to the k12 net
with the lyrics to "In Dreams" by Roy Orbison.  

it'd go a little sumpin' like this:

in k12.chat.junior,
Jaclyn.Thomey@f10.n3402.z1.fidonet.org (Jaclyn Thomey) writes:

>'allo!
>so, how's lfe? SPRING BREAK! PARTY HARDY! What are you doing for spring 
>break? Are you going anywhere? We MIGHT be going to Edmonton, we probably 
>won't though! We just got a huge dump of snow yesterday! This is sopposed 
>to be spring break! What happened to the spring????????? P.E.I sound like 
>a really beautiful palce! I used to read anne of green gables a lot! 
                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>People said I was a lot like her! I talk too much and have auburn hair, 
>darker than red, sort of a redish-brown! Well, gotta run, catha later!

Well, Jaclyn, that's a pretty name.
Here's a song for you:

A candy-colored clown they call the sandman
Tiptoes to my room every night
Just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper:
"Go to sleep, everything is alright"
 
I close my eyes
Then I drift away
Into the magic night
I softly sway
Oh smile and pray
Like dreamers do
Then I fall asleep
To dream my dreams of you
 
In dreams...I walk with you
In dreams...I talk to you
In dreams...You're mine
 
All of the time
We're together
In dreams...In dreams
 
But just before the dawn
I awake and find you gone
I can't help it...I can't help it
If I cry
I remember
That you said goodbye
To end all these things
And I'll be happy in my dreams
Only in dreams
In beautiful dreams
  

RICHH
--don't you look at me
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (The Embodiment of Cheese)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Temptation of Saint Anthony
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:56:49 GMT
Followup-To: Follow the road to Hell, you shit sack.
Distribution: talk
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


Last week Q.Q. came to visit.  She brough ginger snaps that she had
made.  One evening we sat up and ate ginger snaps.

It was a good idea.  Afterwards, her vaginal mucus smelled like ginger.

--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The joys of consulting
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 01:19:46 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
From: richard@harlqn.co.uk (Richard Brooksby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: KEEP OUT
Date: 16 Apr 92 17:23:27 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Harlequin Limited, Cambridge, England

Around here they have lots of little black and yellow signs which say:

                           DANGER OF DEATH
                               KEEP OUT

Why not:

                               KEEP OUT
                                OR DIE
--
Dr Mabuse
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: suicidal tendencies
Organization: 893hgrfd7yhjrgfdcx7o9ikj
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 20:16:10 GMT

]from the winston-salem JOURNAL, 6 April 1992:
]
]_Man Survives 2 Attempts At Suicide in Same Day_
]
]KENMORE, N.Y. (AP)
{...}
] Police found nothing in the apartment to indicate that the
]man was suicidal.  Palombo said that people who attempt
]suicide often try again "but not in the time span of
]two-three minutes."
] "God bless him, he's alive," Palombo said.  "Whatever help
]he needs, he's going to get it." 

And you guys might want to lay off of the *plonks* for a while.
You might hurt somebody else who takes them much too seriously.

AjD
talk.bizarre, the theatre of cruelty.  Who'da thunk it?
From: wjm@sdf.lonestar.org (William J Middleton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: i got a new account.
Date: 14 Apr 92 08:20:44 GMT
Organization: sdf Public Access UNIX, Dallas--unrestricted free shell access


full of awe at the enormity of it.

bILL
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Trials Of Life -- Take One
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 03:01:38 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Keywords: this ones for you, roger

In article <1992Apr10.183113.20298@morrow.stanford.edu> mlw@cisco.com (Monica Waldman) writes:
>I had lunch at a Chinese restaurante with some co-workers from my 
>previous job.  I wore a blouse, skirt, stockings and shoes.  About half way
>through the meal, my inner labia piercings became tangled.  I tried to eat
>my hot and spicy tofu without letting on that I was in pain.  
>
>I hate when that happens.

That's good.  It shows that you have gentility.  That's a lot better than
just standing up, putting one leg up on the chair, pulling up your skirt,
and just straightening them out.

When they saw you squirming in your chair, they probably thought your
tofu was too hot.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (The Special Case)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RICHH:  A NEW GAME
Date: 6 Apr 92 15:10:43 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: richh@tigger.jvnc.net's message of 5 Apr 92 21:19:39 GMT

In article <1992Apr5.211939.19410@tigger.jvnc.net> richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH) writes:
>   >       "Send me NUDE photos"

    That reminds me.  Q.Q. is in town this week and plans to photograph
me.  Should I post GIFs?  Although our flatbed scanner really is
intolerably slow.

--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre