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From: comptec92055@camins.camosun.bc.ca
Subject: The nine DAZE of Christmas
Organization: Camosun College
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 19:35:55 GMT

	Well here is a christmassy sort of joke type thing:

The Nine Daze Of Chirstmas - (No, daze is not a typo)
--------------------------

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A dime bag of Panama Red ...

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
2 hits of acid ...

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
3 snorts of coke ...

On the forth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
4 pink pills ...

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
5 pounds of HASHISH!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
6 joints a smoking ...

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
7 cubes of crack...

On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
8 healthy roaches ...

On the ninth day, everybody OD'd and they were all rushed to St. John general 
hospital where they were given - 9 wiffs of nitro, and 9 bottles of Vallium. 
Then everybody OD's on Vallium and they all die horribly ...
 
Merry Christmas -


-The Smorg
 
From: griska@teecs.UUCP (William Griska)
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 18:04:16 GMT
Subject: Re: no arms/ no legs etc.
Organization: Litton Systems, Toronto ONT
Newsgroups: rec.humor

What do you call a man with no arms/legs in your mail box?
-Bill

What do you call a man with no arms/legs in the washroom?
-John

What do you call a man with no arms/legs on your B.B.Q.?
-ATTY

[A[A[C[C[C[Patty

What do you cll a man with no arms/legs in your drink?
-Mickey

What do you call a man with no arms/legs breaking into your house?
-Jimmy

What do you call a man with no arms/legs in a pile of money?
-Rich

What do you call a man with no arms/legs falling down the stairs?
-Claud

What do you call a man with no arms/legs going over the fence
at a baseball game?
-Homer

Bye for now!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bstdenis@mailbox.fwrdc.rtsg.mot.com (Brian St. Denis)
Subject: star wars ascii
Organization: Fort Worth Research and Development Center, Motorola, Inc.
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 10:52:43 GMT


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From: klh3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (KATHRYN LEIGH HARRISON)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 500 QUESTIONS PURITY TEST - Request
Date: 13 Dec 92 23:35:53 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <pmb.723939479@porthos>, pmb@porthos (Pedro Borges) writes:
>Hi
>
>Would someone send the 500 questions purity test to
>esteban@unet.ibm.com please?
>
>Esteban mailed me, asking for a copy, but I no longer have one.
>You could mail it to me, if you want, and I'll send it to him.
>
>Thanks
>
>Pedro
>
I have a copy of the test, but when I tried to send it to both addresses, it
bounced back to me.  If you still want a copy, write to me and I will send it
to you.  I am leaving on Thurs. (12/17) so do it before then.

Katie
klh3@lehigh.edu
From: nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Redneck 12 Days of Christmas
Date: 16 Dec 92 16:36:44 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University

The following song is making the play list of local C & W stations.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me...

(A) 12-Pack of Bud
    11 Rasslin' Tickets
(A) TIN (of) Copenhagen
     9 Years Probation
     8 Table Dancers
     7 Packs of Redman
     6 Cans of Spam
     5 Flannel shirts
     4 Mud grip tires
     3 Shotgun shells
     2 Huntin' dogs
     And some parts to a Mustang GT.


oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
oo1oo     Binary 4s all around.  And a "bit-bird" to you too!     oo1oo
oo1oo   ------------------------------------------------------    oo1oo
oo1oo    Some people don't know the difference between a grin     oo1oo
oo1oo    and a grimace.  /s/Dennis (nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu)    oo1oo
oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
From: ssarazin@ub.d.umn.edu (Shawn Sarazin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Riddle?
Date: 17 Dec 1992 15:46:25 -0600
Organization: University of Minnesota, Duluth
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: ub.d.umn.edu

In article <13403@bnr-rsc.UUCP> coop7z52@bnr.ca (Rahim Pira) writes:
>
>See if you can get this one:
>
>A man goes running one day.  He leaves home and runs straight ahead for a while and then turns left, continuing to run straight ahead.  After a while he turns left again, runs straight ahead, turns left, and runs straight ahead.  As he approaches home, he sees two men waiting for him.  Who are they ?
>
>
>------------
>Rahim Pira

Easy.  They are the catcher and the umpire. When I first heard the riddle,
I was told that as he was approaching home, he saw two men with masks
waiting for him.  Adds a little suspense to the story.

Shawn Sarazin
ssarazin@ub.d.umn.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jonathan@author.ecn.purdue.edu (Jonathan L Neuenschwander)
Subject: Re: >> Other ways to say vomit..
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: 14 Dec 92 05:31:33 GMT

markc@compnews.co.uk (Mark Cooper) writes:

>One culled from a Mike Harding song about Australia...

>Going for a groan down the white telephone...

Did anyone say spewing?

Then there's:

Bazooka barf (particulary nasty.  :-)
Roaring the rude arc.


Jonathan


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From: waldo@arizona.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Politically Correct - PC
Summary: shame shame shame!
Date: 12 Dec 92 19:11:18 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona

In article <1056@reebok.blsouth.bss.com>, desai@blsouth.bss.com (Hiren Desai) writes:
> 
> +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
> |                                                                         |
> |                            THE  PC  MANIFESTO                           |
> |                                  V3.0                                   |
> |                                                                         |
> |               FEATURING A PC PRIMER AND REVISED PC LEXICON              |
> |                                                                         |
> |                By Saul Jerushalmy   &   Rens Zbignieuw X.               |
> |                                                                         |
> |                  COPYRIGHT 1992 - All Rights Reserved                   |
> +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
> 

(Text Deleted)

HEY!

As one of the authors of the PC Manifesto, I am delighted to see PC
wisdom being passed along.

HOWEVER, for some reason, about 2/3's of the PC Manifesto was deleted in this
post.  (Not to mention the fact that I had just posted version 3.0 about a week
ago on rec.humor).

How can we make any cultural advancements when the PC Movement is being
hampered so?  WE'RE the ones who are supposed to censor-  I mean, selectively
choose who has the oportunity to speak.

I mean, really, you took out the best parts too.  Shame on you!
 "Saul Jerushalmy"
 Professor of Political Correctness
 Berkeley, CA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dsohl@spock.uucp (Daniel Sohl)
Subject: Re: Riddle?
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 19:10:45 GMT

>Here's one that hopefully hasn't made the rounds yet (if so, well
>here it is again...)
>
>You and a buddy decide to go bear hunting.  You pick out your spot
>and set up camp.  Bright and early the next morning you and your pal
>head off south to find your bear.  After traveling for about 3 hours,
>you see a bear and take a shot.  You miss and the bear runs off toward
>the West.  You and your pal follow after it for about 2 hours when
>your friend sees the bear up ahead and takes a shot.  He only wounds
>it and the bear takes off running toward the North.  You follow along,
>tacking it as you go.  About 3 hours later, you have given up and
>stumble back into your camp only to fine the bear is there riping
>the camp apart and he looks really mad!  What color is the bear?

This version isn't very well-worded, but I know what you're talking
about. As I heard it:
You set up camp. The bear wanders into your camp, and you have to
defend yourselves. You fire at the bear, but miss, and the bear takes
off to the west. You chase after it for three hours before finally
killing it at the campsite. What color is it?
-- 
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"Er, how so?"                    *****************************************
"Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow on the outside, pink and squidgy on the*
 inside. Oh, yeah, and some people have half a one for breakfast."       *
From: mathiseh@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: [priest & nun]
Date: 10 Dec 92 05:37:30 GMT
Article-I.D.: cnsvax.1992Dec10.113730.2768
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

article <1992Dec8.211056.28478@cs.brown.edu>, hm@cs.brown.edu (Harry Mamaysky) writes:
> In article <1992Dec8.123214.12781@bsu-ucs>, 00sgmoses@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
> |> In article <1992Dec7.223714.2690@cnsvax.uwec.edu>, mathiseh@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
> |> > In article <30872@nntp_server.ems.cdc.com>, ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel) writes:
> |> > I am sick of reading about this in rec.humor, please take your discussion some 
> |> > where else.  assholes!
> 
> The asshole here, H. Austin, is you. Since when is it OK to call
> people assholes merely for talking about interesting things? Why don't
> you be more careful about posting your ignorance all across the
> country - perhaps you would be better off restricting it to only local
> news groups.

take your discussion elsewhere... it's not that hard to do ... there are other
news groups buddy...

-erik-

> 
> |> well jesus was jewish  right?    
> |> dose that mean that he did not belive that he was 
> |> the son of god but just a prophet...????
> 
> Well, opinions will vary here. In all likelihood, though, Jesus
> probably did not even think he was a prophet. He was merely advocating
> a new interpretation of traditional Judaism. But this is a deeply
> religious question. And I have no evidence for my claim - who knows
> what Jesus believed?
> 
> Harry.
From: tmabthor@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Thomas M. Abthorpe)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Now it can be told!!
Date: 16 Dec 1992 20:58:23 GMT
Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada

In article <14260.9212080849@thor.cf.ac.uk> spemew@thor.cf.ac.uk (M E Wheeler 92) writes:
>In article <214@blue.cis.pitt.edu> babar+@pitt.edu (Jonggu Moon) writes:
>|
>|well, not really a joke, but neither are half the postings here.
>|
>|Which came first ? The chicken or the egg ?
>|

Obviously the egg is not at sexual maturity, so the chicken came first!

--
Thomas M. Abthorpe
tmabthor@Flash.LakeheadU.Ca 

Stupidity, like a virtue, is it's own reward!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: More Puzzle
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 12:04:55 PST
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

ece_0273@bigdog.engr.arizona.edu (Christopher Aguilar) writes:

> In article <1992Dec14.194648.19327@bmerh85.bnr.ca> coop1d11@bmerh301.bnr.ca (
> >Jesus Christ, a Catholic Vampire, a locksmith and a dromedary enter the Chem
> >one Thursday afternoon to buy a package of Rothman's.  A beautiful young wom
> >attempts to get the camel to lay down but fails.  She walks off in a huff.  
> >asks the clerk for some Rothman's and a 44-piece socket set.  What was the
> >color of the pharmacists left elbow?
> 
> The pharmacists left elbow is RED.  This is because all pharmacists
> stand on a really high platform making them have to look down on the
> customer.  The pharmacist had been bending over the counter all day to
> help people, so they were red from being rubbed raw.
> --
>  Christopher Aguilar			Yo camino por la vida,
>  ece_0273@bigdog.engr.arizona.edu	   Muy feliz con mi pobresa
>  aguilar@life.arizona.edu		Como no tengo dinero,
>  LIFE::AGUILAR				   Tengo mucho corazon.

Hold the giraffe while I fill the bathtub with brightly coloured 
machine tools.

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From: eaeg160@orion.oac.uci.edu (Andy Wu)
Subject: Funny Riddle
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Distribution: usa
Date: 14 Dec 92 09:37:37 GMT


A little polar bear keep bugging her mom on asking whether he's a little raccon or not.  Her mom said of course not, you're a polar bear.  But no matter how much the mom insisted and comfort the baby polar bear on his true identity, the baby polar bear still doesn't believe his mom.  Why is that?





















Ans:  Because the baby polar bear always feels so cold all the time.



Another one.  This one is really dumb
What if president Lincoln is alive today, what is his effect on the U.S. Today?

















Ans:  Total population plus one.



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From: gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel)
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 15:35:56 GMT
Subject: Re: What TV teaches us...
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Loveland, CO
Newsgroups: rec.humor

In rec.humor, gray@rsvl.unisys.com (Bill Gray ) writes:

    garrett@Ingres.COM (REACH OUT AND GREP SOMEONE) writes:

  > 47)  All problems are solved by enough weaponry.

    48)  All firearms make incredibly loud booming noises.  Whereas if
         you've ever fired a 5.56 mm rifle like the M-16 it makes a 
         sharp popping sound that sounds from a distance like popcorn
         popping; and a machine gun like an M60 makes this incredible 
         rattling clattering sound (FULL METAL JACKET did it right).

    49)  Similarly blows are struck with incredible thudding noises.
         And people take blows that would simply deck anybody who wasn't
         really used to taking them (people with body blows fall all over
         the place instead of sinking to the ground gasping for breath).

         Also people take incredible beatings and walk off with some
         bruises and a bandaid, when any normal person (Rodney King was
         pretty abnormal in this respect, even surviving the beating he
         got) would be in the hospital, injured for life, or dead.

    50)  The heroes get into fights all the time and have no scars, 
         visible injuries, or broken noses ... they still look blandly
         handsome.

   Wile E. Coyote at the Acme Online Support Organization For The SouthWest

                     "ACME -- The Name You Can Trust!"
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From: deanc@ex.heurikon.com (Dean Cheney)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: test
Date: 17 Dec 92 19:48:04 GMT
Organization: Heurikon Corporation, Madison, WI


In article <1992Dec16.135553@plankton.sea.beach.com> ariel@plankton.sea.beach.com (Ariel Mermaid) writes:
>cs125c22@dcl-nxt10.cso.uiuc.edu (cs125 student) writes:
>|> test
>POST THIS IN misc.test, OR I'LL SHOW YOU MY OCTOPUS!!!



     ATTENTION ALL PASSENGERS;

          
        As you can see by the light, the Captain has turned

        the FLAME switch to the "ON" position.

        

        Dear tester (Brain Donor), what person (Zipperhead)
        gave you access to the net? Please ask him, her, or it
        to give you some info on test.newsgroups.

        Bleah :-(



 sorry, no objoke. How 'bout an..

Obquote: Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

                                                               -- Dave Barry




ttyl,  bete noire


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: viking@iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson)
Subject: Re: Murphy's Laws of Love
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 05:57:33 GMT

In <31189@nntp_server.ems.cdc.com> ahummel@ems.cdc.com writes:

>No its: Money can't buy love, but it can buy a lot of first class affection!

	You can't buy a woman with money, but just you try and get one
without it!

< Dan Sorenson, DoD #1066 z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu viking@iastate.edu >
<  ISU only censors what I read, not what I say.  Don't blame them.  >
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: TIS THE SEASON TO BE LAWLESS
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 13:11:35 GMT

Well being the season of Christmas and royal unrest, I felt that this
would be a fine opportunity for me to exercise my lyrical and whimsical
skills. Well, I probably failed miserably, but I still had fun doing it.
   Critiques, flames and general flattery can be sent to franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca

(Should be sung loudly to the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree")


Oh Lady Di, Oh Lady Di,
I see thy future failing.
Oh Lady Di, Oh Lady Di,
Thy social image's ailing.

You married when, you were a child,
You should be cool, yet you are wild;

Oh Lady Di, Oh Lady diiiiii
Your bills, Chuck still is paying.


Oh Prince Chuckie, Oh Prince Chuckie.
Fret not, your ears aren't homely.
Oh Prince Chuckie, Oh Prince Chuckie.
I doubt that you'll be lonely.

With women all around thee mate,
While you were married, you liked to date.

Oh Prince Chuckie, Oh Prince Chuckieeeee...
You won't be king, I'm sorry.


Oh Dutchess Ferg, oh Dutchess Ferg,
I never really liked you.
Oh Dutchess Ferg, oh large ice-berg,
You're now ex-dutchess, boo-hoo.

You take your top off with your kids,
You date more men than Madonna did.

Oh Sara Ferg, oh Sara Ferg,
Whatever will you now do?


Oh Prince Andy, Oh Prince Andy,
You should have waited longer...
Oh Prince Andy, Oh Prince Andy,
Of porn stars you were fonder.

Life could be worse, from this point look,
At least your wife didn't write a book.

Oh Prince Andy, Oh Prince Andeeeee...
Although she's bigger, is she stronger?


Oh Princess Anne, Oh Princess Anne,
Why was your wedding tiny?
Oh Princess Anne, Oh Princess Anne,
You've got your man now finally! (?)

One's not enough, you need some more,
Perhaps you found your first a bore.

Oh Princess Anne, Oh Princess Anne,
The tabloids do not like thee.


Oh Queen Eliz, Oh Queen Eliz,
Your life must be quite shoddy.
Oh Queen Eliz, Oh Queen Eliz,
Your kids are most ungodly.

Your reign supreme, could be at end,
The British are not your best friend.

Oh Queen Eliz, Oh Queen Eliz....
How like thee taxes?      From Steve.


Steve Franklin

(This is meant purely in jest. To those who feel it is offensive by nature, 
then forgive me. The last thing I want is a group of pro-monarchial
extremists toilet-papering my house in an outcry of anger. In fact, if it 
makes you feel any better...
   "This post is based purely on fiction. Any character that appears to bear
semblance to an individual in real life is purely coincedental and should
be treated as such."
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jimgar@scorch.apana.org.au (Jim Garner)
Subject: Re: My fav Far Side
Organization: Craggenmoore public Unix system , Newcastle , Oz
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 10:28:30 GMT

The best one I've seen lately is where the Lone Ranger is reading an
Indian Dictionary - "Kemo-sabe: Apache word for horse's rear end".
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From: petitc@vccsouth30.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: interesting names
Date: 21 Dec 92 03:59:22 GMT

akhurshe@pearl.tufts.edu writes:

>There was a guy in my high school named Justin Case.
>At my friend's high school there was someone named Jason A. Cloud -- I
>guess it was supposed to sound like Chasin' a cloud  . . .  and then,
>there was this couple with the last name Kirkem who was going to name
>their kid James T. Kirkem, but they had a girl  Darn! ;)

  They should have named her Janice Y. Kirkem.  :&)

(Janice Young Kirkem)


-- 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kewasiel@unix.amherst.edu (They call me Ren)
Subject: Re: Elephant jokes!!!! 
Organization: Amherst College
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 07:29:59 GMT

They call me Ren (kewasiel@unix.amherst.edu) wrote:
: how do elephants hide in the jungle?
: - paint their balls orange and stand next to orange trees.
: 
: what's the loudest thing in the jungle?
: - natives picking oranges.
: 
: what's faster than a speeding bullet?
: - a native with a handful of oranges.
: 
: what's the black stuff inbetween elephants' toes?
: - slow natives.

whoops, so sorry folks!  silly me, i posted these jokes without telling you
who sent them to me.  cardinal sin, i know.  so okay, this weird guy who used
to go to brown college named rob sent these jokes to me, with some other ones
that weren't as good so i didn't post 'em.  he didn't write them or anything,
but apparently he gets the credit for finding them somewhere.  (feel better,
rob?)

(: karen
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