HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: root@elektro.cmhnet.org (Charlie Smith)
Subject: Re: OK boys and girls
Organization: Why do you suspect that?
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 92 21:46:44 GMT

In article <8649@lee.SEAS.UCLA.EDU> small@curtiss.seas.ucla.edu (James F. Small) writes:
>
>It's time to play NAME THAT VEHICLE CODE
>
>22350 of the California Vehicle Code

Got to be:  Statute Governing Vehicular Excess, Agravated.

>Name the violation.

Speed, more than 40 MPH over the limit.
      BTW, I don't really know if California has this cite, but I can
      guarantee that Maryland does <!!>  Don't ask.
  Either that, or 
Reckless Operation of a Motor Vehicle.

>
>BONUS POINTS.  
>1) Name the speed I was clocked at. (HINT a RADAR WAS USED)

   It's intuitively obvious: DoD Nominal plus 30, IE: 128 MPH.

>2) Name the posted speed limit.

   Probably 45 MPH or something equally silly ...

>3) Name the canyon involved.

   What's the canyon with Alice's Restaraunt at one end <??>

>4) Name how fast I WAS ACTUALLY GOING BEFORE I SAW MR. CHP Officer

   Are we bragging or complaining here <??>  Must have been at 
   least 150 ...

>-- 
>I need what a formal education can not provide.

   Did we get time in the lockup <??>

>---
>DoD# 2024


Charlie Smith   charlie@elektro.cmhnet.org  csmith@dsac.dla.mil  whois ces10
MOA# 52888, RA# 15633, DoD# 0709, AMA# 574722, Buckey Beemers 411, BK Ohio V
BMW K1100-LT, R69S, R27 and other even less worthwhile [ 2 | 3 ] wheel stuff
                      Columbus Ohio   USA

From: frankb@hpsad.sad.hp.com (Frank Ball)
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 19:28:11 GMT
Subject: Re: *** '74 KAW MACH II FOR SALE ***
Organization: HP Signal Analysis Division - Rohnert Park, CA
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles

In rec.motorcycles, klinger@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Jorg Klinger) writes:

    In <3880162@hpcc01.corp.hp.com> gharriso@hpcc01.corp.hp.com (Graeme Harrison) writes:

    >1974 Kawasaki Mach II 400 triple.
          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

*     I thought the Mach II was like H2 was like 750.
                       ???

Nope.

The Mach II was the 350, later a 400 cc also called the S2 (S3?).
The Mach III was the 500 or H1
The Mach IV was the 750 or H2
The was for a short time a 250, probably called the Mach I or S1.

Frank Ball   1UR-M          frankb@hpsad.sad.hp.com
Hewlett Packard             (707) 794-4168 work, (707) 538-3693 home
1212 Valley House Drive     (707) 794-3844 fax, IT175, XT350, Seca 750
Rohnert Park CA 94928-4999  KC6WUG, LAW, AMA, Dod #7566, I'm the NRA.
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: Uneven pavement
From: jerry@stratford.dab.ge.com (Jerry Szulinski)
Date: Wed, 4 Nov 1992 17:14:26 GMT
Organization: GE Simulation & Control Systems

In article <1d50bbINNof0@bigboote.WPI.EDU> sdoki@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Suresh Doki) writes:
>rtaraz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Ramin Taraz) writes:
>
>>My question is:  Is it really dangerous to go over something like that
>>at high speeds?
>
>biking itself is dangerous
>
>suresh

Well .... even though I hate statistics as they can be twisted every which way;
I read this on the net a while back:

"Motorcycles comprise 2.5% of U.S. vehicles, yet are invovlved in only
 1.1% of the accidents."
                       
                         National Safety Council "Accidents Facts," 1989

I guess that is at most taking the reported accidents into account.

YES...motorcycling the safest way to travel - even safer than airplane travel.
Fly the Ninja-lines.
:-)

Jerry S.

P.S. I hope this doesn't start a flame fest. Remember: safe/dangerous are 
     very relative terms.
Xref: sparky rec.motorcycles:38842 rec.motorcycles.harley:1030
From: paulb@harley.tti.com (Paul Blumstein)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles,rec.motorcycles.harley
Subject: Re: Get your wallets out...
Date: 11 Nov 92 01:31:21 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Black Belt Motorcyclists Association

In article <1deoq1INN5ja@im4u.cs.utexas.edu> osborn@cs.utexas.edu (John Howard Osborn) writes:
+In article <1992Nov6.165941.18849@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> tim@intrepid.gsfc.nasa.gov (Tim Seiss) writes:
+>I'm curious about what parts are non-USA made on the current bikes.  I
+>am under the impression that the forks and shocks are Showa units and 
+>the carb is a Keihin, made in Japan.  Is this correct?  Thanks.
+
+I've been told that, at least on a softail, you can improve the ride
+quality drastically by putting on after-market US-made shocks.
+This begs the question of why H-D doesn't use them in the first place,
+I guess.

There could be several reasons.  First, for every part, there is a cost goal
that they try to meet.  If a us part is to far away from that goal,
they may chose an offshore part.  quality is another factor in their
goal equation, but is irrelevant to this discussion. Since
Progressive Suspension is a performance part, it undoubtedly cost
more than a showa part.

the other reason: many aftermarket manufacturers are tooled up for
low volume and would not be able to deliver the quantities that HD
production requires.
____________________________________________________________________________
Some people think that I ride a Harley for patriotic reasons.
Not true.  I ride a Harley because it is the best for my tastes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Paul Blumstein, paulb@harley.tti.com, DoD #36, ABATE, AMA, HOG, KD6LAA
            Transaction Technology, Inc., Santa Monica, CA
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: Won't be in Colorado...
From: Stafford@Vax2.Winona.MSUS.EDU (John Stafford)
Date: 12 Nov 92 10:29:23 -0600
Followup-To: rec.motorcycles
Distribution: world
Organization: MSUS

In article <daved.721409496@convex.convex.com>, daved@convex.com (David
Dorfman) wrote:
> Perhaps we should be working for more rights for all people. I can still be
> fired for riding a motorcycle if my boss doesn't doesn't like bikers.

I'm sure you mean we should work towards a society which has greater
tolerance for diversity.  I once worked for a jerk who believed Harley
Riders were contrary to the company image and it endangered my position.
It is interesting how many justifications they can contrive to support
this idea other than the obvious (noise.)

What an interesting situation if the Colorado law had passed; senario:
"You can't fire me for being a biker because I'm GAY!"

(I'm not -- it's a senario.)
From: egreen@east.sun.com (Ed Green - Pixel Cruncher)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: Uneven Front tyre
Date: 8 Nov 92 22:08:31 GMT
Reply-To: egreen@east.sun.com
Organization: Sun Microsystems, RTP, NC
NNTP-Posting-Host: laser.east.sun.com

>sorta like riding by memory...

Ouch.

GetabikeEd is merely annoying.  That hurts.

---
Ed Green, former Ninjaite |I was drinking last night with a biker,
  Ed.Green@East.Sun.COM   |and I showed him a picture of you.  I said,
DoD #0111  (919)460-8302  |"Go on, get to know her, you'll like her!"
 (The Grateful Dead) -->  |It seemed like the least I could do...
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
From: jsm@rosencrantz.osf.org (John S. Morris)
Subject: Re: GTS1000A; RADD front suspension
Organization: Open Software Foundation
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 13:09:06 GMT

In article <1992Nov6.185927.3763@rtsg.mot.com> svoboda@rtsg.mot.com (David Svoboda) writes:
>can offer.  (I'm waiting for an 4-valve water cooled boxer engine'd R100GS
>with a front swingarm and antilock brakes. :-)  And 50 years from now, we 

Not to beat a dead horse - but the R1100RS is a 4-valve, fuel injected,
with a front swingarm and antilock brakes - rumored to be less than
$12K. So it isn't water cooled, and it doesn't look like a whale.

-John
============================================================================
            John S. Morris  #0316      Ride: K100RS Cage: 320i 
  Open Software Foundation - 11 Cambridge Centre - Cambridge, MA 02142 USA
    Voice: +1 (617) 621-8739 Fax: +1 (617) 621-0584 Email: jsm@osf.org
 "Have nothing that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful."
                                                 William Morris (1882)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
From: ed@Tekelec.gecko.uucp (Ed Campbell)
Subject: Police bike/cruiser safety (was: Perot's proposed gas tax)
Originator: ed@rover
Organization: Tekelec Inc
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 1992 22:12:13 GMT


>It may also be that police motorcycles are generally not used in
>hazardous situations in which a car would be safer, e.g., high-speed
>pursuit.  I suspect that once a cruiser arrived on the scene of a
>chase, the motorcycle would be called off for the safety of the
>officer.  In other words, cruisers may see more hazardous duty than
>motorcycles.


    In my area, (I live 2 blocks from the police stn) bike cops
*always* run stop signs, often run redlights (this may change, one
crashed and died last week) and generally ride like a teenager
who hasn't yet had his first crash. BUT, they don't ride in
pursuit over 80mph, (Kaw police spl has been found to be too
unstable at this speed) and they don't ride in the rain. (donuts
get soggy).


Ed Campbell

'57 FL
'76 XLCH
My other car is a '54 Harley Servicar.

*************************************************************
   "Those twins are nice, but since I put in that Plymouth 4
    engine, there aint a Harley, Indian, or Exelcior that can
    touch my Henderson!"
                        Grandmother 1936
=============================================================
From: zyang@danskin.berkeley.edu (ZIJIANG YANG)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: 89 Kawasaki EX500 4 Sale (bay)
Date: 11 Nov 1992 04:33:50 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
Distribution: ba
Reply-To: zyang@danskin.berkeley.edu (ZIJIANG YANG)
NNTP-Posting-Host: danskin.berkeley.edu

	89 Kawasaki EX500
	8K miles
	looks runs great
	Pearl White
	Registered this month
	
	$2,000 or best offer
	leave the country, must sell!!!

	call Z-John @ 510-649-8497(message) or 510-642-4235
	email zyang@kuhn.berkeley.edu
From: randy@megatek.com (Randy Davis)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: GTS1000A gripe
Date: 9 Nov 92 23:16:32 GMT
Article-I.D.: megatek.1992Nov9.231632.19354
Reply-To: randy@megatek.com
Organization: Megatek Corporation, San Diego, California

In article <1992Nov9.185543.12008@rd.hydro.on.ca> jlevine@rd.hydro.on.ca (Jody Levine) writes:
|My hat goes off to BMW, who builds the option of lockable storage into 
|everything they make.

  Keep your hat on...  I've got lockable storage on my bike.  (As long as
you can compress whatever it is enough to fit under the seat :-).

| My next laurel goes to Suzuki, which can supply proper 
|bags for the big and medium Katanas. The beemers and the kats would both
|fit my riding bill, but what about everyone else? You can't put hard bags
|on an FJ, a TDM or a ZX-11, or on a GTS!

  I guess the Fisher-Price luggage I saw on a certain FJ1200 at the Joust
was just a figment of all of our imaginations...  (Hint: you're wrong, Jody).
They also make luggage for the ZX, as I recall (not that I'm interested, mind
you).

Randy Davis                            Email: randy@megatek.com
ZX-11 #00072 Pilot                            megatek!randy@uunet.uu.net
DoD #0013                                     ucsd!megatek!randy
Rec.moto.god, KotE, KotSO
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
From: howland@noc.arc.nasa.gov (Curtis Howland)
Subject: Re: Spanning The Globe
Organization: NASA Science Internet Project Office
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 12:45:00 GMT

In article <26200@optima.cs.arizona.edu>, sham@cs.arizona.edu (Shamim Zvonko Mohamed) writes:
|> In article <1992Nov10.153709.4849@spdc.ti.com> crowder@epcot.spdc.ti.com (Mark Crowder) writes:
|> >>	I used to know the whole poem.  Anyone know what title I can
|> >>look for to refresh my memory?
|> >
|> >It is in one of Lewis Carol's works ... "Through the Looking Glass", 
|> >I believe.  Hmmm, or mabe it was "Alice in Wonderland".  Jeez, I don't
|> >remember either ...
|> 
|> Tsk! tsk!! "Carroll," please!
|> 
|> Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass" (Ch. 4, I think):
|> 
|> "The time has come," the walrus said:
|> "To talk of many things:
|>  Of shoes---and ships---and sealing wax---


Wait! I think he was thinking of Harvard Lampoon,
"Bored of the Rings":

I sit on the floor and pick my nose,
 and think of many things
Of whips and screws and leather slacks,`
 of frottages and stings.

etc.etc...

---
Curt Howland "Ace"       DoD#0663       EFF#538
howland@nsipo.nasa.gov            '82 V45 Sabre
  Don't bother arguing with drunks or zealots
they're not listening to anyone but themselves.
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles,rec.motorcycles.harley
From: jeq@i88.isc.com (Jonathan E. Quist)
Subject: Wanted:  '42 Harley Sidecar
Summary: Sidehack for '42 military Harley
Organization: INTERACTIVE Systems Corporation, Naperville, IL
Date: Mon, 09 Nov 1992 19:07:38 GMT


I just heard on the radio this morning...  WGN Radio (Chicago) personality
Bob Collins is in the market for a sidecar for his '42 military Harley.
He said he wants a Harley rig, not an aftermarket one, and implied
that he'd like a '42 to match the bike.

While he does sound like he knows Harleys pretty well, he also can afford
to pay top dollar for a rig in good condition, so I suspect a seller could
ask slightly more than the going rate...


-- 
Jonathan E. Quist                              INTERACTIVE Systems Corporation
jeq@i88.isc.com  '71 CL450-K4 "Gleep", DoD #094        Naperville, IL
        There are many things a person should experience in a lifetime.
       Among them are an infant's first cry, and an infant's first laugh.
From: ray@unisql.UUCP (Ray Shea)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: DoD bananas
Date: 5 Nov 92 15:09:50 GMT
Article-I.D.: unisql.4138
Organization: UniSQL, Inc., Austin, Texas, USA

In article <1992Nov5.100835.90507@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au> bull@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
>
>        Arnie, you're slightly off the mark. We don't want DOD Bandanas,
>we want DOD Bananas. Think about it.

Take your average banana, remove the Chiquita sticker, slap on
a DoD sticker, and wala!  Just don't use it for a headband.


-- 
Ray Shea                               I woke up this morning,
UniSQL, Inc.                           all my shrimps was dead and gone...
unisql!ray@cs.utexas.edu       
DoD #0372 -- Team Twinkie -- '88 Hawk NT650
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
From: rwalls@twg.com (Roger Walls)
Subject: Re: Spanning The Globe
Organization: The Wollongong Group, Palo Alto, CA
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 18:23:45 GMT

In article <26200@optima.cs.arizona.edu> sham@cs.arizona.edu (Shamim Zvonko Mohamed) writes:
>In article <1992Nov10.153709.4849@spdc.ti.com> crowder@epcot.spdc.ti.com (Mark Crowder) writes:
>
>"The time has come," the walrus said:
>"To talk of many things:
> Of shoes---and ships---and sealing wax---
> Of cabbages---and kings---
> And why the sea is boiling hot---
> And whether pigs have wings."
>

I don't know whether pigs have wings, but I do know that I have a pig
on my Wing (Gold Wing that is) ;-)

Jolly Roger

Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
From: markt@cup.hp.com (Mark Thompson)
Subject: Virago euro style twin?
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 16:59:04 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1scd1 PL4

Does anyone know the specific model number or name of the 900~cc Virago that
is setup as an upright european style v twin sporty.  I have seen only
a few and would like to know more about them, what years they were made
displacement, and so on.

Mark
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles,tx.motorcycles
From: svoboda@rtsg.mot.com (David Svoboda)
Subject: Re: 1991 Texas Motorcycle Facts
Organization: Motorola Inc., Cellular Infrastructure Group
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 04:52:19 GMT

In article <8k#q+0=@lynx.unm.edu> galway@chtm.eece.unm.edu (Denis McKeon) writes:
|In article <1992Nov3.234904.16635@balrog.dseg.ti.com> keith@balrog.dseg.ti.com (Keith A. Schauer) writes:
|>...
|> o A secondary benefit from the helmet law has been a 44 percent reduction
|>   in motorcycle thefts (in an informal survey of selected Texas cities),
|>   while total motor vehicle thefts continue to increase state wide.
|
|And is there *anything* that supports a *causal* relationship between a
|helmet law and reduced m/c theft?  Did anything else change during the
|period? (registration paperwork, potential profit from theft, overall
|economic climate, etc.)

Hypothesis (and probably what the author was thinking): a thief who intends
to ride away on your bike must either carry a motorcycle helmet with him, or
risk being pulled over two blocks away.  It is conspicuous for a person to
walk down the sidewalk with a motorcycle helmet, so fewer theives pick 
motorcycles to steal.

Not to say that's the truth, only an hypothesis.

Dave Svoboda (svoboda@void.rtsg.mot.com)    | "I just can't take
90 Concours 1000 (Mmmmmmmmmm!)              |  this weird shit
84 RZ 350 (Ring Ding) (Woops!)              |  before breakfast!"
AMA 583905  DoD #0330  COG 939  (Chicago)   |   -- Evo Woman
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fout@kong.gsfc.nasa.gov
Subject: Bill Clinton jokes
Reply-To: fout@achilles.gsfc.nasa.gov
Organization: Goddard Space Flight Center
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 92 21:33:29 GMT



Please directly email FUNNY Bill Clinton jokes!


A year from now, Don't blame me, I voted for Bush.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: O can...Drinking song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: millerd@brandonu.ca
Date: 11 Nov 92 22:10:14 CST
Organization: Brandon University, Brandon, Manitoba, Canada



 This is a song my friend made up for the music for O'Canada.

O can of booze
U R almost M T
Time to refill that old bottle of whiskey
I was so thirsty, I almost drank my PISS
Cause I was so crosseyed
but now I'm pissed, and with alkie's liver I'm bless
And now I'm 'pletely fried.

ONE OF MANY FINE BARD'S TALES FROM:

SIR GREY OWL AND HIS FINE SQUIRE DAZ
From: bh419@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ted B Samsel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: 9 Nov 1992 17:29:35 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


NOVA-- (No Va in Spanish , It doesn't run)
-- 
Ted....
Xref: sparky rec.humor:33616 rec.humor.d:2630 alt.folklore.computers:16145
From: whit@carson.u.washington.edu (John Whitmore)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: base -2 arithmetic (was: Re: Trinary)
Date: 12 Nov 92 14:33:25 GMT
Article-I.D.: u.1992Nov12.143325.17656
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle

In article <BxL834.GDv@constellation.ecn.uoknor.edu> norlin@midway.ecn.uoknor.edu (Norman Lin) writes:

>I missed the first part of this thread, so forgive me if this has already
>been said: for strictly positive numbers, I think base 1 is suitable:
>
>1: 1
>2: 11
>3: 111
>4: 1111
>5: 11111
>... ad nauseum.

	Yes, that DOES work.  The difficulty is in representing
real numbers (as fractions).

1: .1
2: .11
3: .111
4: .1111

but
1/2: ???

	John Whitmore
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cravener@uhunix.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (Patty Cravener)
Subject: Re: THE LONE RANGER
Organization: University of Hawaii
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 05:32:12 GMT

The Lone ranger and Tonto found themselves ambushed by a large
group of hostile Indians. They did the best they could, but 
found themselves stranded on top of a small hill, with approx.
120 howling Apaches on horseback thundering towards them...
"What are we goiong to do now, Tonto?" the Lone Ranger asked.

"What do you mean _we_, white man?" -- Tonto's response.

(Tonto means stupid in the kind of pidgin Spanish we used to
hear in the 60's, you know...maybe not so stupid after all...)
From: smith@ctron.com (Larry Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Yet Another Indian Chief Joke
Date: 5 Nov 92 13:43:01 GMT
Reply-To: smith@ctron.com
Organization: Cabletron Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Nov4.175054.8621@ac.dal.ca>, dyson@ac.dal.ca writes:

>Here's another Indian chief joke for you:

The same indian chief and his wife took a train to the national AIM
meeting in Milwaukee.  The chief was thirsty, and kept orderng his
wife to get him water, which she would bring him in a cup.  But at
length, he said "Me thirsty, bring water", and she returned empty-
handed.  He glared, "Where water, woman?" he growled.  She shrugged
and announced, "No more water.  White man sit on well."

>ta-da (another dry one)

Larry Smith (smith@ctron.com)  No, I don't speak for Cabletron.  Need you ask?
-
Liberty is not the freedom to do whatever we want,
it is the freedom to do whatever we are able.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mmeltzer@wam.umd.edu
Subject: Re: Cacade?
Reply-To: mmeltzer@wam.umd.edu
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 21:05:00 GMT

In article <1djctrINNco9@MINERVA.CIS.YALE.EDU> juneja-anurag@yale.edu  
(Anurag Juneja) writes:
:-> 
:-> >|> MW>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of  
the
:-> >|> MW>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or  
so
:-> >|> MW>>lines over and over again?
:-> >|> 
:-> >|> MW>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
:-> >|> 
:-> >|> I wonder if I could make one begin?
:-> >     You could, but it would be a sin.
:->        I better get my whiskey and gin.	
	      This is making me spin!!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: swongta@csws17.ic.sunysb.edu ()
Subject: *** UNIX sez: ***
Originator: swongta@csws17.ic.sunysb.edu
Organization: State University of New York at Stony Brook
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 18:06:16 GMT

Note that the '%' prompt indicates the C shell, while the '$' prompt
indicates the Bourne shell.  Go ahead and try some ...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
Organization: University of Maine System
Date: Monday, 9 Nov 1992 12:23:07 EST
From: LARRY WAXLER <LARRYW@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject:    BUSH

Q. What do Madona and the Republican Party have in common?
A. They both have a bush you're tired of looking at.

Q. What do Clinton and pantyhose have in common?
A. They both rub bush the wrong way.
Xref: sparky rec.humor:33140 alt.folklore.computers:15891
From: terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b)
Subject: Return of the Irish
Reply-To: terjej@edb.tih.no
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:01:07 GMT

St.Peter was behind his desk, working through his daily queue of souls.
In front of him stood an Irishman, Tommy O'Connelly.
St.Peter: your occupation on earth?
Tommy: I was a tailgunner.
St.Peter: ah, a war casualty. Where did you die? The Gulf?
Tommy: no, I was aboard a milkcar in Belfast.


What is written on Belfast shopdoors?
PLEASE REMOVE SKIMASK AND DESARM SHOTGUN BEFORE ENTERING.



-- 
Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway.

Bury me deep. The next generations will be hungry.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fitzgb@mml0.meche.rpi.edu (Brian Fitzgerald)
Subject: Re: You know you are a hacker when...
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 01:46:17 GMT

John Orr writes:
>In article <BwxwL0.Eu3@news.cso.uiuc.edu> irvine@uxh.cso.uiuc.edu (Brent Irvine) writes:
>
>>You know you are a hacker when...
>
>>        1. fad isn't fashion, but 4013.
>Brent, 
>  I must not be a hacker... I don't even understand the joke!

Ok, how about this?

3735928559

HaHaHa

Brian