From: itchy.caltech.edu!nathan (Nathan Mates)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Comparative Religion
Date: 21 Nov 1992 06:31:04 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
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In article <1992Nov19.132414.2801@brandonu.ca>  writes:
> In article <1dub2vINN418@charnel.ecst.csuchico.edu>,  
bmcnulty@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (BOB MCNULTY) writes:
> > 
> >       COMPARATIVE RELIGION (As seen on a door at U.C. Davis)
> Edward S. Marshall       marshall@brandonu.ca


Well, here's the bigger list...
Nathan

  COMPARATIVE RELIGION (As seen on a door at U.C. Davis)
Agnosticism	How can we know if shit happens?
	What is this shit?
 	You can't prove any of this shit.
Atheism	Sheeit.
	I don't believe this shit.
Avoidanceism	With all this happening, I think I'll go shit.
Bahaism	Why do you keep shitting on us?
Baptism	We'll wash the shit right off you.
Buddhism	If shit happens it is not really shit.
Bushism	Wouldn't be prudent to shit at this juncture.
	This looks like foreign shit. Let Baker handle it.
Calvinism	Shit happens because you didn't work hard enough.
Cannibalism	Don't eat the shit
Capitalism	Sell that shit.
Catholicism	Shit happens because you are BAD.
	If shit happens, you deserve it
Christian	Science Shit is in your mind.
	Our shit will take care of itself.
Clintonism	I tried this shit before and I didn't like it so....
Communism	All this is bull shit!! Shit happens to all of us.
Confucianism	Confucius say, ``Shit Happens''
Denialism	What shit?
Environmentalism	Shit is biodegradable.
Est	You're responsible for all the shit that happens.
Evangelical	Send us all your shit.
Existentialism	What is shit anyway?
Fatalism	Oh shit, it's going to happen!
Fetishism	I love when shit happens.
Freudianism	Shit is a phallic symbol.
Fundamentalism	Shit happens, but don't publish it.
Greek Orthodox	Shit happens, usually in three's.
Hare Krishna 	Shit Happens, Rama Rama (Ding Ding).
	Please this flower and buy our shit.
Hedonism	There's nothing quite like a good shit.
Hinduism	I`ve seen this Shit before.
Islam	If shit happens, take a hostage.
	If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah's Witnesses	Knock Knock, ``Shit Happens.''
	Here, we insist you take our shit.
	Shit happens door to door.
JimJonesism	This Kool-Aid tastes like shi...
Judaism	Why does this shit always happen to us?
Lutheranism	Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.
Masochism	Do shit to me!
Moonies	Only happy shit really happens.
Mormon	This shit is going to happen again.
	Our shit is better than your shit.
	Shit happens again & again & again ...
Mysticism	This is really weird shit.
Nation of Islam	Don't take no shit.
New Age	Were all part of the same shit.
	For $300, we can help you get in touch with 
	your inner shit.
Nihilism	Shit doesn't mean anything. Let's blow this shit up!
Nixonism	This kind of shit never happened. If it
	happened I don't know anything about it.
Paganism	Shit happens for a variety of reasons.
Perotism	I'm sorry if I dropped you guys in this piece of shit.
Protestantism	Let the shit happen to someone else.
	Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Rajhneesh	Give us your shit and put on this orange shit.
Rastafarianism	Let's smoke this shit.
	Hey, this is good shit, mon.
Rationalism	I shit, therefore I am.
Reaganism	I can't remember whether this shit happened or not.
Repressionism	I'll hold this shit in forever.
Rosicrucianism	What is this AMORC shit?
Sadism	I will shit on you!
Satanism	We hope bad shit happens to all of you.
Scientology	All this happens to be shit.
	If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you.
Seventh Day Adventist	No shit on Saturdays.
Shamanism	Whoaa...Holy Shit!
Sikhism	Leave our shit alone
Stoicism	This shit is good for me.
Sureshism	You are all pieces of shit.
Taoism	Shit happens.
Unitarianism	What is this Shit?
	It's not the shit that matters. It's the process.
Vegetarianism	If it happens to shit, don't eat it.
Voodooism	This shit's gonna get you
Wicca	The Goddess makes shit happen.
Witchcraft	Mix this shit together and it will happen
Zen	What is the sound of shit happening?
Zoroastrianism	Shit happens half the time.


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