HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dalton@unlv.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: COMMENTS
Organization: NCC 4600C USS Lynx
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 20:51:09 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.221440.4922@newscan.canada.sun.com> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet () writes:
>>hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>>>
>>> gina is "vice-president."  this is a joke.  she knows it.  you
>>> are ignorant.  this is not name-calling.
>>> 
>>thank you leather. I appreciate your support, 
>
>Leather?  Support?
>
>Hmmmmmmmm.  I think there's a connection here, but I'm not sure.
I think so, too.  Leather...  Support...  Leather weights more than a duck...
Can we make a bh out of her?  (Grins @ Leather & gina)
>
>PKT aka I'm going upstairs now.
>
>___________________________________________________________________________
>Peter K. Taylor			||	Grab your egg-and-fours and	
>right hemisphere, 		||	let's get the bacon delivered!
>leftoverture,			||			mpfc
>Markham, ON, Canada		|
>
>

Sixtus V, Pope from 1585 to 1590 authorized a printing of the Vulgate
Bible.  Taking no chances, the pope issued a papal bull automatically
excommunicating any printer who might make an alteration in the text.
This he ordered printed at the beginning of the Bible.  He personally
examined every sheet as it came off the press.  Yet the published
Vulgate Bible contained so many errors that corrected scraps had to be
printed and pasted over them in every copy.  The result provoked wry
comments on the rather patchy papal infallibility, and Pope Sixtus had
no recourse but to order the return and destruction of every copy.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Jester's Forgotten ME?
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 15:47:24 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>I like you tho...
>>then send me a picture..........
>I tell you I mailed you one already, but since you don't have it yet,
>I'll put one in a Christmas card to go in the mail December 14, ok?

okie..happy happy joy joy....i promise you a picture when my lazt ass
friend gets off her butt and gets the pictures she took back in
september developed...

>>>>>and the next morning.....
>>>>when i was gone..like a typical male...
>>>And all this time I thought YOU were special; now you are claiming to
>>>be typical. Such a let down; I want someone who is unique and
>>>outstanding in EVERY way. I'll go cut out my liver now....
>>just typical in that way...and that i always fall asleep
>>aftr sex.....
>That's typical? I thought that was exhaustion due to overexposure to
>the elements.

or overexposure to your body.....
 
>>>>>Gina aka do you still have my, you know, _toys_ that you borrowed?
>>>>Jester aka the barbi's?????
>>>Gina aka as my heart lies dying on the floor when Jester flung it
>>Jester aka I pick it up and kiss it better
>Gina aka promise?
Jester aka sure....when you COME to visit....
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Subject: PASSWORD
Reply-To: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Organization: UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 19:04:31 GMT



ANYONE OUT THERE SMART ENOUGH TO GIVE ME THEIR PASSWORD?? HULLO???
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Giant Mutant Cat Animated Skit
Date: 21 Dec 92 00:33:36 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

>>	Could someone please post the "giant mutant cat" animation skit 
>>from the movie "AND NOW FOR SOMETHING REALLY DIFFERENT"?
>>
>>Dale Meier

>I'm still waiting for Lisa to show me "Candystriper and The Naught Bits".
>You promised.

And now "Full Frontal Nudi..." What? Oh.

Sorry, there's no time. We have to close for break.

>Ratmeier aka Mazel tov!
Maje S aak More BEANS!!
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: NO-body expects the Spanish Inqui.......er....Jester
Date: 12 Dec 92 04:09:40 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

>>Well, Leather, it's nice to know we share the same taste in "men",
>>isn't it? Be careful of this one--'e will break your 'eart, if you've
>>got one.
>ooh, are you insinuating that jester isn't a man? hmmm...
>what didhe do to you, if i may be so bold as to ask?
>anyway, that wasn't me with jester in the one-night stand, it
>was simon; he admitted it a few letters back.
>so jester *does* know how to bugger...?
>and he has lied to me again.....

no..i just never tell the truth..i don't lie..
mild difference.........

>>Gina aka I should know, he did me
>poooor girl..i am sure there are many men willing to comfort you,
>dear..

and one of them is me????

>leather aka oh no! inner-organisational turmoil!
Jester aka did i do this???
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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: SPAM
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 23:52:01 GMT

>>> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>>> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>>> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
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>>> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>>> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>>> .> 	SPAMIPAMSPAM	    SPAMDONTSPAM
>>> .> 	SPAMLIKESPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>>> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>>> .> 	SPAMMIKESPAM	    SPAMPALINPAM
>>> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>>> .> 	SPAMDIEDSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>>> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM 	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>>> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>>> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
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>>> .> 	SPAMSPAM		SPAMSPAM
>>> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>>> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>>> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>>> .> 
>>> .> 		THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SPAM..
>>> .> 			ANY QUESTIONS?
>>> .>
>>> .Yes, why is my brain shaped like an "I"?
>>> 
>>> Ooo!!! You'd like to know that, now wouldn't you?  Well, we won't have
>>> that sorta question 'ere!  Nope, we don't like your kind!  In fact, if
>>> you don't get your lousy, question-askin', barfpile corpse outta here,
>>> we're gonna GIVE YOU FLOWERS!  Be off, then!
>> No.  You wouldn't dare...You can't be that cruel...not FLOWERS!
>> ohgodpleasenottheflowersIcan'tstandflowers...roses,pansies,daffodills,snap-
>> dragons,pagonias,Africanviolets,thelarch,themightyScotspine,thefir,the
>> limpingrudetreeofNigeria....
>> I...I...I never wanted my brain shaped like an "I."  I just wanted a brain
>> shaped like, like, like GINA
>Would a Gina shaped like Gina be good enough for you? I can offer you
>that, if Jester does not disagree (not that his opinion dictates my
>life or anything; I won't have a dick-tator ruling me).
Well wot about this then, babe?
zzzzzzzip.
flathump <CRASH>    (Oh shit... another table)
pop! pop!
stirstirstirstir
schlup!
ssssssssssssssssssssss.
<...>
<...>
Aaaaaaaah.
zzzzzzip<<OOWWWWW!!>>
pizzz.
tucktucktuck
zzzzzzzzzzzzip.

>>> .Eric aka the brain contortionist 
>>> Dan aka My brain is shaped like aluminum siding, but I usually keep it
>>> in the cupboard, so you can't see it.
>> Eric aka I already know what aluminum siding looks like, and I'm lookin' at
>> some Right Now.
>Gina aka but I look better than aluminum siding, even when its new
MNSio aka Gina, I'm sure you're look even better IN aluminium siding.
... and even better out of it!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dalton@unlv.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: My brain huuuuuuuurts!!!!!......
Keywords: kjhgfkjhdvk
Organization: NCC 4600C USS Lynx
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 16:34:57 GMT

In article <BzDDFK.1Jp@ecf.toronto.edu> scriven@ecf.toronto.edu (SCRIVEN ADAM) writes:
>In article <Bz9x7p.EuB@news.cso.uiuc.edu> jasstev@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (stevens jason) writes:
>>
>>  its finals time and Mr Gumby says "Sorrrreeee....
>>  My brain 'uuuuuuurts."
>>
>>  Good luck to those suffering with cists on their left eyelid and also trying
>>  to review work and do finals.....
>>
>>  IF YOU FLUNK THEN YOU WILL RECEIVE A VISIT FROM.......
>>  
>>
>>  NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION......
>>  our chief weapon etc...
>>
>>  Stressed.
>>
>All these exam questions...
>
>I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition....
>
>(trying to get something started, stress relief and all)
>
>
>Adam  (scriven@ecf.utoronto.ca)
>
>
>{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}
>
>I don't know about all this sex on television,
>
>   I keep falling off.
	(must have a Tiny Telly(tm). )
>   
>			      -Monty Python
>			      
>{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}
>"used without permission from Gerard, it was his idea."
>

"At least they're ___________EXPERIENCED incompetents"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Subject: Re: sricpts!!!!!
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 07:01:16 GMT


In a previous article, mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) says:

>>Hello Python fans,
>>Just as some other guys, I also want the scripts of all the Python movies.
>>Please send them to me or this news-net service.
>>
>>						  Thanks very much
>>
>>						  Lourens Broere
>>						  Wetering Oost 11a
>>						  2941 LD LEKKERKERK
>>						  HOLLAND
>>
>>						  *ekki f'tang*
>       
>Helly you Nutty Pythoners [TM] you!
>Like everyone else in alt.fan.warlord I would like the scripts of ever movie
>made between 1947 and the fall of the Berlin Wall...and the movies of Ernest
>Borgnine....not to mention a little piece over in Knightsbridge...that is where
>you live, isn't it Lisa?

Yes, but for a small nominal fee, I would be willing to move to a small
*Texas* town just to be near my favorite rodent. 




>                                                  Merci beaucoup
>
>                       				  Ratboy
>
>						 Scott (Bakula?)
> 						  
                           I *love* Scott Bakula, but you already knew that


Lisa aka yet another usless piece of info about me :) 

-- 
                  "But there are dreams that cannot be
                 and there are storms we cannot weather."
                 
                             Herber Kretzmer              
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: IO10702@MAINE.MAINE.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: SCRIPTS
Date: 20 Dec 92 21:24:03 GMT
Organization: University of Maine System

I heard tell of an FTP site that had various screenplays
such as The Holy Grail and The Life of Brian.
Does anyone out here have that address?
Thanks.
E-Mail would be fine.
-Merv
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh)
Subject: Re: spy
Organization: University of Virginia Physics Department
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 15:06:23 GMT

(Matthew Simko) writes:

> Dan. But the one that made me nearly burst was a picture of Dan with a
> rather Middle Eastern looking army officer and Dan was holding this
> somewhat evil looking rifle. Upon looking closer(the caption helps) Dan is
> holding the thing BACKWARDS! The look on Dan's face is a cross between
> "its really foggy outside" and " who's got dog poop on their shoes" :)
> Got to be one of the classic pictures of all time.

I've got it taped up on a cabinet in my computer room.  If Dan were to pull
the trigger, he'd blow off his own elbow and forearm!  I think the guy showing
the weapon to Dan really ought to have a little thought balloon above his head
with the words, "What a doofus!".

- Patrick Walsh
  University of Virginia Department of Physics
  pw@virginia.bitnet, pw@virginia.edu, pat@gomez.phys.virginia.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge)
Subject: Re: holiday in cambodia
Organization: Paramax Systems Corporation, Paoli PA
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 17:40:59 GMT

In article <6084@sumax.seattleu.edu>, mjsimko@sumax.seattleu.edu 
(Matthew Simko) writes:

|>                         I would like to be the first kid on my block to
|> organize a holiday gift drive for  our favorite soon to be ex VP......Dan
|> Quayle. However, I have now idea what to get a man who might have had
|> everything. I suggest that those of us loyal to the Dream That Might Have
|> Been submit suggestion for gifts.


   Here's something thoughtful, tasteful, and inexpensive.   Rhino Records
   has just re-released, in time for the holiday season, "A Partridge
   Family Album," with the entire P. Family singing all of your Christmas
   favorites. 

   This gift is also in keeping with the theme of Family Values (if you
   overlook that unfortunate incident with Danny Bonaduce).



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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: "James F. Tims" <p00168@psilink.com>
Subject: Re: Atlanta '96
Organization: Semper Excelsior
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 06:03:47 GMT
X-Mailer: PSILink (3.2)

>DATE:   Wed, 16 Dec 1992 17:30:55 GMT
>FROM:   Elizabeth G. Levy <egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu>
>
>I was reading the morning paper, and came across a little article
>about how golf may become an Olympic sport for the Atlanta Games.
>
>This, of course, would a perfect opportunity for Dan-O to re-enter the
>national spotlight, doing what he does best.
>
>"He won the Gold.  He can win the White House."
>

  ,...,.,,
 /666;    ',          
////;    _~ -       
(/@/----0-~-0   
 ;'  . `` ~ \'  
  , `    ' , >
;;|\..((   -C---->> Danforthe, with your golf game, you could be a GENERAL.
;;| >-  `.__),;;    


Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: mwmv@athena.cas.vanderbilt.edu (Michael Mogensen-Vermillion)
Subject: Re: Dan Quayle is a hero
Organization: Vanderbilt University Mathematics Department
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 21:35:41 GMT

In article <8d!r_3c@lynx.unm.edu> bhjelle@carina.unm.edu () writes:
>>> great.  We've got a draft-dodging, dope smoking, skirt chaser in the White  
>>> House now.  And if anyone would ever take the time to look up the real  
>
>It is true that Bush is a skirt-chaser, and Quayle a draft-dodger, but
>which one smoked dope? Baker? Marilyn? 

According to at least one person in the Federal Pen for drug-realted
charges, it's Dan.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: pmoloney@maths.tcd.ie (Paul Moloney)
Subject: Re: Allegheny Bashing
Organization: Somewhere in the Twentieth Century
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 19:04:58 GMT

hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke) writes:

>No one here is in the business of sweeping floors.  When we come to you, all
>we'll have to say is "Big Mac, fries and a Coke to go."

Many of my friends have worked in fast food emporiums, and I take it as a gross
insult when someone says that this person would get a job at the same level.

P.
-- 
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clive  P a u l   M o l o n e y    "I'm pretty witty and you're itty bitty    pe
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: bagel@vpnet.chi.il.us (marcia goldstein)
Subject: Re: DQ's now in Bartlett's "Familiar Quotations"
Organization: Vpnet - Free Usenet access
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 05:14:52 GMT

  Oh -- I meant to name that perceptive VP who knew the value of his
  job -- it was John Nance Garner, VP under FDR.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge)
Subject: Re: Good Heavens!  There's been an accident!
Organization: Paramax Systems Corporation, Paoli PA
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 18:45:26 GMT

In article <BzB4ns.145@boi.hp.com>, rdetweil@boi.hp.com 
(Richard Detweiler) writes:
|> In article <1992Dec15.140904.29284@gvl.unisys.com> train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com
Train writes:

   [snide comments about alleg.air deleted]

|> I grew up in upstate NY and "Agony" Airlines definately was something to
|> avoid.  [horrifying story concerning typical on-time performance of
   alleg.air deleted]

  Dick, you reminded me of one of my favorite Allegheny Airlines jokes, 
  concerning the inaguration of its international service:

  "Welcome to Allegheny Airlines flight #62, Philadelphia to London,
  England with intermediate stops in Harrisburg, Allentown, Scranton,
  State College, and Erie, Pennsylvania, and Buffalo, Rochester, Albany, 
  Schenectedy, and Islip, New York." 


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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: "James F. Tims" <p00168@psilink.com>
Subject: Re: Lurker speaks up
Organization: Semper Excelsior
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 07:08:14 GMT
X-Mailer: PSILink (3.2)

>DATE:   Sat, 12 Dec 1992 14:43:06 GMT
>FROM:   Christine Johnson <scmj@pool.sunyit.edu>
>
>but it is getting difficult.  When I see an alleg.edu address on other
>newsgroups, this whole sordid mess comes to mind.
>

You mean there's fresh alleged.u meat in other newsgroups?  C'mon, Chris!
You can't have them all to yourself.  Share a little.

-jim
From: vancleef@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: An idea about the situation (wasRe: Ban the geeks at Allegheny.)
Date: 11 Dec 92 18:51:20 GMT
Organization: The Ohio State University, Department of Physics

In article <1992Dec11.154047.22809@pellns.alleg.edu>, luriem@alleg.edu (Michael Lurie) The Liberalizer writes:
> In article <15041.2b27dfa7@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu>  
> vancleef@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu writes:
>> What do you "major" in Mikey?
>> 
>> -Garrett
>> 
>> 
>>  
> 
> Psychology, with a minor in Bio and Chem. I want to go to Med School and  
> treat screwed up adolescents.

Well, it takes one to know one I guess :)

So are you going to go to med school at alleged.u? After all, I heard that
it is at least as good as Ohio State's Medical College.

-Garrett
From: tlynch@cco.caltech.edu (Timothy W. Lynch)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: An idea about the situation (wasRe: Ban the geeks at Allegheny.)
Date: 12 Dec 1992 23:04:11 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
NNTP-Posting-Host: sandman.caltech.edu

madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann) writes:
>egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy) writes: >
>luriem@alleg.edu (Michael Lurie) The Liberalizer writes: >>
>>>
>>>Pathetic little school? Oh, I see, And you go to one of the best schools  
>>>in the country.
>>
>>Yes.

>Double yes.

Triple yes.

Tim Lynch, Cornell '90, Caltech (M.S) '92
(Two more schools Danny *might* be able to spell on a good day)

"Oh, please let me know if a.f.d-q ever finds out who the real Michael Lurie
is."  -- a friend, going away for the holidays.
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (REACH OUT AND GREP SOMEONE)
Subject: Re: enough is enough
Summary: Oh great, another one.
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: ssdd
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 17 Dec 92 21:56:45 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.042444.9600@pellns.alleg.edu>, petrosb@coch2.alleg.edu (Brian Petroski)    writes...
> 
>To those who bash Allegheny:
> 
>You are all a bunch of no good yellow lousy stinking SOB's who don't know  
>your a** from a hole in the ground.  Why don't you just cut the BS and go  
>back to your pathetic little world under a rock somewhere?  If you think  
>you're tough (and you're not), then bring it on face to face.  The Polish  
>Power, with the strength of 10 men, will crush you like a bug.
> 
>THE POLISH POWER WAS HERE!

At one time this was funny, but now it's just tiring. Can someone at 
alligator.u please stop this nonsense coming from your school?
	Come on folks. Let's just ignore this steady stream of 
filler that's comes from alligator.u and get back to what we really
enjoy, flaming Our Man Dan.

Garrett
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: mwmv@athena.cas.vanderbilt.edu (Michael Mogensen-Vermillion)
Subject: Political Prophets
Organization: Vanderbilt University
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 00:21:14 GMT

Last month there was a thread here about how many things that had
previously been quite accurate in predicting the outcome of presidential
elections had been wrong this time.  Well here's one that got it right.

The following is from the syndicated column _News of the Weird_
(copyright Universal Press Syndicate) which is
carried by Nashville's alternative newspaper _The Nashville Scene_.

Polly, a Plainview Minn. cow, has predicted the winner of every
presidential election since 1972 by relieving herself upon a photograph
of the eventual winner after equal numbers of the candidates'
photographs were spread over the ground.  On Monday, Nov. 2, Polly
correctly selected the next day's winner after 10 photos each of
Clinton, Bush and Perot were spread out in a pen in a shopping mall
parking lot.

Way to go Polly!  This feat is remarkable if no other reason because she
resisted the opportunity to shit on George Bush.

I realize that this is not quite Dan Quayle lore, but it's a lot closer
than playing pin the grammatical/spelling error on the Allegheney idiot
of the week.

Mike
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann)
Subject: Re: A Real Quayle Question
Organization: Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 01:15:27 GMT

Haven't you guys been paying any attention at all?  I posted
the *official* Dan bio during the campaign.  Here it is again:


Article 20669 of alt.politics.elections:
Newsgroups: alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton,alt.politics.elections