From: gavron@spades.aces.com (Ehud Gavron 602-570-2000 x. 2546)
Newsgroups: comp.os.vms
Subject: Re: Flames......
Date: 28 Dec 92 11:00:00 GMT
Reply-To: gavron@ACES.COM
Organization: ACES Consulting Inc.
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1

Dear   Sweet   People.  Folks.  All of you.  I love you all very very much.

I love disucssing VMS issues with you.  That's why this is comp.os.vms.
If any of you want to harp on the behavior of an individual, take it to 
email or comp.society.namby.pamby.dorque.dorque.dorque.  If you're on bitnet 
this is dorque-l.  

Comp.OS.VMS is tired of discussing anyone's behavior, particularly since
	WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DISCUSSING VMS ISSUES.


We've wasted enough time on dorks.  If you can't ask a reasonable question, 
or if you want to bitch about someone's behavior, that doesn't belong on 
comp.os.vms.  Those last three letters describe what we discuss.

Enough said.  So hit N now.

Ehud
 
Ladies and gentlemen, in another display of verbal weakness, Mark
Montanez chose to take his personal inadequacies with his phallic features
and make nasty comments about Carl Lydick.

Well, you chose to read this far.  You know... there is no flame here.
I mean this "Mark" fellow did open his mouth and insult without thinking,
but he did it expecting a flame.  That's kind of sick in a twisted and
sycophantic sort of way.

Are you sure you want to read it? ;)

Ehud



Ok!  On we go:

In article <01GSTG6J3RJ6003NZ9@VAXF.COLORADO.EDU>, MARK@AHECAS.Colorado.EDU 
("Mark Montanez, System Programmer/Manager, AHEC") writes...

#Hi VAXers....

	Hi Marksters....

#Is anyone else out there *TIRED* of Mr. Ly*DICK*'s infantile out bursts 
#on this list....

	1. Emphasis of part of Carl's last name in a juvenile
	   attempt at kindergarden insults is silly.
	2. Outburts is one word.
	3. This is not a "list...."
	4. If you'd taken the time to go down the hall and talk
	   with a few of your coworkers, one of which regularly
	   contributes to this newsgroup/list/server you'd have
	   discovered that Carl's contributions are highly valued,
	   whereas you, to put it kindly, are a nobody.

[Our dear buddy Mark quotes some of Carl's better choice words, and
adds:]
#need I go on....

	No, and you shouldn't have started.  You should have taken
	a deep breath, counted to ten (I'm sure you can do it if
	you try real hard; use your fingers as a guide) and then
	realized it was time to go to bed.  Not with company,
	mind you, since you have that inadequacy problem, but
	by yourself and quietly. Go ahead, give it a try.  See how easy
	it is?  No, don't answer, just be quiet, child.  Very good.

#I tried personal e-mail to Carl... and he flamed back with out a thought to the
#content of my request.... I guess that he's to smart listen to anyone.....

	So you're SOOOO BRILLIANT that you decided to post.
	You're just a little weenie trapped in a little body, and
	when poor ol' Carl just wouldn't shape up in response to 
	your spittle, you just had to Post to the WHOLE GODDAMNED
	NET.  Well, I GUESS YOU SHOWED HIM WHO'S A CHILD.

#Carl... if you feel the need to cuss someone out... do it via private

	Do it yourself, hot shot.

#Carl... find a good tharapist!!! Maybe there is a reason that you felt

	No sweety, it's you who needs the therapist.  Clearly you're
	intimidated by people with ability, people with hints of phallic
	objects in any part of their name, and those who don't immediately
	recognize your supreme right to tell them what to say.  You need
	to learn be quiet.  

#I know, I know... I'm doing exactly what I asked him not to do.... But maybe
#Carl needs to be reminded that this is *OUR* list not his private 

	BZZT, you're a nobody and Carl is a contributor.  Other
	contributors have added their points about those idiots who
	don't know how to ask questions, and all agree with Carl.
	Only the nobodies (like you) are hurt.  Well go away.  Real
	novices that know how to ask questions are welcome here.

#I've donned my full body flame retardant suit...

	Of course you didn't bother to get a helmet, since your
	head is so empty there is nothing worth protecting.

#so if you *HAVE* to Carl... or whomever.... go ahead... but before or 
#while you do... think about what I'm saying for a few seconds....

	A few seconds is much more than you got, and much less than
	you deserved.  If you post this swill again I will bill you
	for my time to read through it.

#There's a meaning there if you look/listen...

	The meaning is you're a dorque.

#Mark Montanez                                    Montanezm@ahecas.Colorado.EDU
#                                                      Mark@ahecas.Colorado.EDU
# 
#BTW: Carl... I'll just laugh.....*MY* ego isn't attached to my keyboard!!!

	Your ego is attached to your phallus, which judging by
	your low-witted comments about Carl Lydick's last name,
	is small and useless, like you.

#MURPHYS LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS - Things get worse under pressure.

	Please email me back, Mark, so I can bill you for wasting
	my time.

	Ehud

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Ehud Gavron        (EG76)     
gavron@aces.com