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From: tloftus@pimacc.pima.edu (RECLAIMER OF SPENT LOGIC)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Python's Lumberjack song.... maybe!
Date: 14 Dec 92 20:11:06 GMT

>In article <28149@optima.cs.arizona.edu>, danmcd@cs.arizona.edu (Daniel L. McDonald) writes:
>> 
>> I need a definitive set of words to Monty Python's Lumberjack Song.  I
>> know most of them, but I need to be sure.
>> 

Not quite sure myself but here's what I can remember of that classic
Michael Palin bit.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and work all day
I chop down trees.
I wash my hands when I use the lavortory.
I go shopping on wednesdays and have butter scones with tea.

	He's a lumberjack and he's okay
	He sleeps all night and works all day.
	He chops down trees.
	He washes his hands when he use the lavortory.
	He goes shopping on wednesdays and has butter scones with tea.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and work all day.
I chop down trees. 
I hop up and down, press wildflowers.
I put on women's clothes and hang around in bars.

	He's a lumberjack and he's okay
	He sleeps all night and works all day
	He chops down trees.
	He hops up and down, press wildflowers.
	He puts on women's clothes and hangs around in bars.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and work all day.
I chop down trees.
I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been born a girlie just like my dear mama!

	He's a lumberjack and he's okay
	He sleeps all night and works all day.
	He chops down trees.
	He wears high heels, suspendies and a bra.
	He wishes he'd been born a girlie just like his dear mama!

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Date: Tuesday, 15 Dec 1992 13:44:08 EST
From: <ACPS6818@RyeVm.Ryerson.Ca>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Looking for ftpsites for jokes

Would you mind posting the list once you get it
Thanx
         George
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From: tracer@majestix.cs.uoregon.edu (Roger M. Wilcox)
Subject: Re: Funny Riddle
Organization: University of Oregon Computer and Information Sciences Dept.
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 08:59:24 GMT


If Mozart hadn't died ...



... he'd be about 230 years old today.


-- 
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tracer@majestix.cs.uoregon.edu
Aleph null bottles of beer on the wall, aleph null bottles of beer, ...
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From: dickman@ecst.csuchico.edu (Bob Dickman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Riddle
Date: 14 Dec 92 13:13:45 GMT
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Organization: California State University, Chico
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In article <eaeg160.724325333@orion.oac.uci.edu> eaeg160@orion.oac.uci.edu (Andy Wu) writes:
[Questionably funny joke deleted]
>
>What if president Lincoln is alive today, what is his effect on the U.S. Today?
>
I've heard it as:

What would Lincoln be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin!

>
>
>Ans:  Total population plus one.
>
>
>
>--
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Date: Thursday, 17 Dec 1992 23:52:22 MST
From: <AOKXC@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject:    Every joke ever written. . .

Here's a way to end all those requests for this and that.  Also this
includes a complete list of every kind of joke, or list, etc. that has
ever been written or will ever be written in the future.

All one needs to do is arrange the characters below in any order they
want, using any letter more then once is also allowed.  Feel free to try
it out for yourself and see just how easy it really is.


The list of every joke now follows.

           abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Don't forget to arrange the letters as you see fit . . .
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                       See contest rules for details.
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From: carllr@sluggo.sdsc.edu (Rich Carll)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Ange is turning 30!! Aaaackkk
Date: 14 Dec 1992 18:29:01 GMT
Organization: San Diego Supercomputer Center
NNTP-Posting-Host: sluggo.sdsc.edu






Our receptionist is turning the big 3 0 on the 15th! Please send her your 
favorite obituary, old age crack, birthday greeting, birthday joke, etc.

Also she had a 70's party on the weekend, complete with music of the 
Bee Gee's, Donna Summer, Terry Jacks (Seasons in the Sun), Commodores,
and other disco favorites. Send her mail giving your best excuse why
you couldn't come. (I had to iron my hair. I had to watch a rerun of
Clutch Cargo. etc)

HER EMAIL ADDRESS IS   MASONA@SDSC.EDU   her name is Ange Mason.


Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks.

Rich

I'll repost her response to your response befor the end of December!!

s
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From: macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca (macleod heather)
Subject: Re: no arms/ no legs etc.
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 15:58:15 GMT

In article <Bz3rys.MH2@unix.amherst.edu> emstewar@unix.amherst.edu (EMILY MAUREEN STEWART) writes:
>A girl with one leg?
>Eileen.
>
>A guy with both legs off at the knees?
>Neil.

A guy with no arms or legs floating in a pool?
Bob.

A guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?
Art.

Heather MacLeod                      "Diaper go down the hole!"
macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca                "Plucky go down the hole!"
Wilfrid Laurier University           "Water go down the hole!"
Waterloo, Ontario                    Plucky, Tiny Toon Adventures
From: patk@sr.hp.com (Patrick Kearney)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: grasshopper joke
Date: 17 Dec 92 23:11:28 GMT
Organization: HP Sonoma County (SRSD/MWTD/MID)
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1.9 PL6]

I heard this one some years ago, in London, only it was about a
white horse who goes into a bar and asks for a scotch.

The barman inquires as to which brand he'd like.

The horse scratches his head and says he he didn't realise that
there were so many brands.

The barman says, sure, "...there's Cutty Sark, Johnny Walker,
Haig, Teachers, &c., &c... in fact, there's one named after you."

"You mean there's one called Eric?"

The same fellow who told me that, also told me that an innuendo was
an Italian suppository.


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From: pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Pete Biggs)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Elephant jokes!!!!
Date: 14 Dec 92 08:50:25 GMT
Organization: Physical Chemistry Laboratory, South Parks Road, Oxford OX1 3QZ
Originator: pete@joule.pcl


Q: Why do elephants have 4 feet.
A: Because they'd look silly with 6 inches.

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From: petitc@vccsouth02.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: Challenge
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 03:12:42 GMT

Larry.Mc.Donald@ofa123.fidonet.org writes:


> rcs4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu 
>   (ROBERT CHRISTOPHER STEELE) states:

>> I have heard many lawyer, barrister, arbitraitor, etc. jokes but have
>> yet to find one that actually makes the lawyer look good. If you have a
>> joke that does make a lawyer look please send me it or post it on the
>> net.

 Ok.  You asked for it.

 What's the difference between a lawyer and a mass murderer?

 A lawyer gets AWAY with murder all the time, and a mass murder needs a good
lawyer to do the same.

 Sorry, couldn't resist at least ONE bad lawyer joke.

 What's the only thing that Dan Quayle considers smart?

 A lawyer.


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From: smjenkin@uncc.edu (Steven M Jenkins)
Subject: Re: Looking for ftpsites for jokes
Reply-To: smjenkin@uncc.edu
Organization: University of NC at Charlotte
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 18:12:47 GMT

Make that a double.  I didn't know such sites existed.  Please
email me the addresses also to smjenkin@uncc.edu

Thank you Thank you.

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From: friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott)
Subject: Re: Test
Keywords: None
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 16:42:27 GMT

In article <ByvLyF.MBt@news.ucs.mun.ca> jfarrell@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (James Farrell) writes:
>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron Huang) writes:
>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (Vilas Khare) writes:
>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
>That's not very nice. You're just being sore.
Don't complain, I'm sure there'll be more.

Friar

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From: awv0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (ALAN WRIGHT VEROSTICK)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: More Far Side
Date: 19 Dec 92 19:28:24 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

Here are a few of my personal favorites:

A hamster is in a cage running in one of those annoying wheels.  A snake from
an adjacent cage has it's head in the hamster's cage, and his head is being
hit by the wheel with a bonk-bonk-bonk sound.



A spaceship is spinning(literally) throughout space.  This continues for a few
mini-panels until the ship lands on earth.  The last panel shows the aliens
getting off of the ship staggering about looking *very* dizzy.


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From: mfrazer@scott.skidmore.edu (The Wombat)
Subject: Re: car acronyms
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 15:05:45 GMT

ALFA - Another Lousy Foreign Auto
SAAB - Saabs Are Always Broken

(Hey wait a sec, I have a saab, and it has never broken down...)

Gotta thunk up somethin on volvo now...

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From: jbiag@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Jonathan D. Biag)
Subject: Re: Riddle?
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 19:26:47 GMT

mei141@cck.coventry.ac.uk (PH) writes:

>>>>In article <1992Dec3.220233.16788@sharebase.com> keith@torme.sharebase.com (Keith Chambless) writes
>>
>>>>>A Canadian plane traveling to the U.S crashes at the border. In which
>>>>>country should the survivors be buried?
>>
>>>>Strictly, wherever their relatives/funeral directors decide.
>>>>Though that could be a long time after the crash.
>>
>>>DS.Can you believe this guy? Hey, the question asked for the funeral sites of
>>>  .the SURVIVORS? How often do you bury living people? Sheesh, some people...
>>
>>>Well, you can try but for some odd reason living people tend to 
>>>object.   Although it is easier to bury dead people, burying live 
>>>people does present a challenge...  Hmmm....I guess we aren't supposed 
>>>to be burying live people???? <sudden look of shock>
>>
>>Read my answer
>>>>Strictly, wherever...
>>  ^^^^^^^^
>>  Now am I wrong?  I knew what I was putting, and it is correct!
>>STRICTLY should be at least a small clue as to what I was getting at.
>>It is a poke at people who take the quick short answer because it seems
>>that it will be appealing to others.  I could say "You don't bury survivors"
>>and laugh heh heh with my friends, but you DO bury them, and I can't
>>beleive you didn't understand that after you read my answer, even if
>>it didn;t srping to you as a "logical first answer"
>>
>>  Do you not understand?
>>
>Spot the person who is just making excuses for a previous mistake.  Still, 
>that's what you get for going to Warwick University.

>Stephen Buxton of Coventry University.
>mei141@uk.ac.cov.cck

Oh come on... why do you think he said "Though that could be a long time after
the crash..."  He knew the right answer... give him a break..
Jon

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From: dlaro@lonestar.utsa.edu (David O. Laro)
Subject: Re: [priest & nun]
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 13:04:44 GMT

In article <31058@nntp_server.ems.cdc.com> you@ems.cdc.com writes:
>In article <1992Dec10.125413.29150@cs.brown.edu>, hm@cs.brown.edu (Harry Mamaysky) writes:
>|> In article <30961@nntp_server.ems.cdc.com>, ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel) writes:
>|> |> Harry, Get a life, you shit!  this is supposed to be rec-humor  not
>|> |> pontificate your beliefs,
>|>
>|> You, H. Austin, are truly inspirational. Not only do you protect the

>|>
>|> Truly, though, I am inspired. Thank you for putting me in my place.
>|> "Pontificate" - wow, what a word!
>|>
>|> Harry.
>
>Well Harry, It looks like you just might be able to read, not necessarily
>understand or care.

Well, H. Austin, you appear to be a doctor who never takes the medicine he
prescribes:  "...Get a life,.....etc."

OBTW, is Austin really your name, or did you just go to school there?  (based
on your comment about aggies in earlier post?
From: gtr0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GLEN TORLEIF RYEN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Golf joke
Date: 21 Dec 92 01:26:59 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Dec20.094445.5224@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu
(Simon E. Booth) writes:
>>>> Found On Road Dead
>
>This describes my girlfriend's 85' Escort perfectly!
>
>Simon
>
Hey, wait a minute.  My girlfriend drives an 85 Escort.  Hmmmmmm.......
Smiley for the humor impaired :-)

    Reminds me of a good joke.  Two guys are playing golf.  They're being held
up by two women who are playing really slowly in front of them.  Finally one
of the guys decides to walk up to the women and ask them if he and his friend
can play through.  He starts walking up to the women, gets about half way, and
then turns around.  When he gets back he tells his friend:
    "I can't go up there and talk to them.  One of them is my wife, the other
is my mistress.  You go ask them."
    The second guy starts walking up to the women, and gets about half way
before turning around.  He goes back to his friend and says:
    "Small world, huh?"

Glen Ryen
Lehigh University
From: FELSON_ADJ@CCSUB.CTSTATEU.EDU
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Jesus Jewish? of course!
Date: 16 Dec 1992 19:10:14 -0600
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

Of course jesus was jewish!

He thought his mother was a virgin, she thought he was god...
yeah.. he wanted to be a lawyer, but he got nailed on his boards

p.s. why doesn't santa claus have any children?
he only comes once a year; and then it's down a chimney.
From: mike@wilma.ssc.gov (Michael A. Bodie)
Subject: Re: West Virginia
Organization: Superconducting Super Collider Laboratory
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 17:32:41 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.012351.7561@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, sdt8s@curry.edschool.Virginia.EDU (Steve Tilson) writes:
|> If Virginia is for lovers, West Virginia is for cousins.
|> --

If Virginia is for lovers, I'm from Missouri.

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From: demes@chopin.udel.edu (Jim Demes)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Why Women Like Trombone Players
Date: 17 Dec 92 01:16:42 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware

In article <9#m2b#j@rpi.edu> petitc@nuge106.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:
>v140pxgt@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case) writes:
>>In article <_6l2cdc@rpi.edu>, petitc@nuge111.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes...
>>>Know why women like trombone players so miuch?
>>>Because trombone players have something that's always long and hard.
>>I thought it was because they could do it in seven positions...
>When I told someone this joke, he thought the answer was:
>Because trombone players know how to slide.

Other reasons:
Trombone players keep well lubricated so make it easy to slide back & forth.
Tonguing and blowing techniques.
Six feet long when fully extended (14 only if you take all the bends out)
And there's always that little rubber tip at the end!

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From: 2261as@gmuvax2.gmu.edu (Ilphay)
Subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons.......
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, Va.
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 18:26:03 GMT

>
>10.   Radio Mosow doesn't have that barking dog record.
>

Anyone here know the lyrics to "Grandma's Gettin Sick of that Old
Record"  that Daimond plays on the radio?  Loony tunes!
From: nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: What TV teaches us...
Date: 19 Dec 92 23:34:01 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University

In article <3300309@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM>, gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel)
writes:

>      
>     50)  The heroes get into fights all the time and have no scars, 
>          visible injuries, or broken noses ... they still look blandly
>          handsome.
> 
And when they do show the hero spit a mouthful of blood, the first thing
he wants is a cigarette which he apparently enjoys with great pleasure. HA!
I'm here to tell you that when you have a bloody mouth a cigarette tastes
like shit! (or what I would _imagine_ shit would taste li. You know h
some dorks would react if I didn't qualify such a statement.)
                       
oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
oo1oo     Binary 4s all around.  And a "bit-bird" to you too!     oo1oo
oo1oo   ------------------------------------------------------    oo1oo
oo1oo    Some people don't know the difference between a grin     oo1oo
oo1oo    and a grimace.  /s/Dennis (nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu)    oo1oo
oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo

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From: emstewar@unix.amherst.edu (EMILY MAUREEN STEWART)
Subject: Re: WANTED: korean jokes ( or any asian pacific Islander )
Organization: Amherst College
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 16:55:19 GMT

This joke works best during a serious conversation about things Asian.  It
really throws people off.

Q: Did you know that eighty percent of Chinese have cataracts?















A: The rest of them have Rincolns and Chevorets.
From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: fat joke
Date: 11 Dec 92 15:22:08 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Dec10.201846.29144@henson.cc.wwu.edu>, n9140724@henson.cc.wwu.ed
u (Master Chaos) writes:
>dag@col.hp.com (David Geiser) writes:
>
>>snoopy@bluemoon.use.com (Michael E. Starr) writes:
>>> Here is a joke I heard on Comedy Central on cable:
>>>
>>>  My sister is so fat.........
>>>
>>> that we have to hire rodeo clowns to distract her when we bring
>>> groceries into the house.
>
>>She's not fat, she's just gravitationally challenged.
>>--
>>* Insert Flame Bait Here *
>>--
>
>She's not fat, she's horizontally challenged.
>--
no, She certainly is not fat, she is overly endowed in the horizontal
dimensions.
>
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From: jpennell@axion.bt.co.uk (John Pennell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: acronyms
Date: 17 Dec 92 13:33:48 GMT
Organization: BT Laboratories


Apologies to anyone if any of these have appeared before :-)

Idiots Built Me..
Intercourse Beats Masturbation..
I'd Buy a Macintosh
It *Beats* a Mac.
Idiots Become Managers
I Believe in Money
Ive Been Moved
Itty Bitty Minds
I've Been Misled
International Big Mother
It's Better Manually
Itty Bitty Machine
I wanna Be a Macintosh
It's not a Bug, it's a Mistake.
I Blew Money
Imbecile Based Motherboard
In spanish -> Inmensa Bola de Mierda (Huge Ball of Shit)
Ingrained Batch Mentality

Another Mistake occured In Great America = AMIGA


Jonnie
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