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From: eroth@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (elizabeth.s.roth)
Subject: Re: change of spot.
Organization: AT&T
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 22:34:20 GMT

In article <disaacs.721947920@cunews> disaacs@pietrzak.carleton.ca (Dave Isaacs) writes:
>Has Spot been changing since I first saw him.  I think the first time he
>(or she) was seen was in the episode where the ship is being hit by those
>pockets of dimensional non-existence (or something like that).  In that
>episode I thought he had long fluffy haired grey-brown fur.  In A Fist Full 
>of Datas he had short light orange fur...
>
>...or am I just imagining things
>
>
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Just my questionable memory, but I believe the first Spot was a
Somali (long-haired version of the Abyssinian) which has since died.
The cat in Fistful of Datas was an orange domestic shorthair.  (I guess
they thought no one would notice.)


Susan

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From: kuchar@buast7.bu.edu (Tom Kuchar)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: Re: ST:VII - Entertainment Weekly
Date: 18 Nov 92 13:20:54 GMT
Organization: Astronomy Department, Boston University, Boston, MA, USA

In article <BxvstM.KH0@cmptrc.lonestar.org> brad@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Brad Barton) writes:
>The most recent Entertainment Weekly reported that Shatner is pitching
>a story for a Star Trek VII at Paramount and lobbying to direct it again.
>The story idea revolves around a falling out between Spock and Kirk and
>continues to follow their frustrations with each other throughout...

Cinemafantastique reported that Paramount rejected Shatner's idea
a while ago and that he wouldn't direct again.

The current rumor mill is that Nimoy has submitted a script idea
that has been sitting around at Paramount since the days of ST IV.

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From: JAM@ECL.PSU.EDU (Joseph A Miranda)
Subject: Re: How fast is Scotty's loaner shuttle?
Organization: Penn State Engineering Computer Lab
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 92 02:36:33 GMT
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 slovick@Apple.COM (Linda Slovick) writes:
> 
> I figure that Scotty will soup it up, but how fast is the shuttle the
> Big-E loaned him?  Does it have warp capability?  Just curious.
> 
> Linda Slovick
> slovick@apple.com       "and proto-humanoids might fly out my gluteal fold!"
> 

According to the tech manual it is a light short-range warp shuttle.
specs :
	Two flight crew. Passenger configurations for six (STD), two (diplomat)
	Two 1,250 millicochrane warp engines, twelve DeFI 3234 microfusion
RCS thrusters (STD); two 2,100 millicochrane warp engines (UPRTD)
	Length: 6.0m, Beam: 4.4m, Height:2.7m, Mass: 3.38metric tonnes
	Warp 1.2 for 48 hours(STD), Warp 2.0 for 36 hours (UPRTD)
	Armament: none (STD), two type IV phaser emitters (special operations)

I think they should have at least given him a medium short-range warp shuttle, 
or the heavy long-range warp shuttle (cargo shuttle).

It will take him forever to get from one place to another at warp 1.2.

At warp 2 for 36 hours the range is only about 2620 AUs.  And it is about
10,000 from earth to the nearest star.

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From: mholtz@sactoh0.sac.ca.us (Mark A. Holtz)
Subject: Please respond to the following TNG posts
Organization: Sacramento Public Access Unix
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 05:29:44 GMT

I'm checking out the news distributions, since I'm suspecting some
problems with the local news handlers. Could you respond to my
personal e-mail box (mholtz@sactoh0.sac.ca.us), telling me in your
e-mail messsage A> When the postings arrived at your site, B>
Whether all three parts arrived or not, and C> Where you are
located.

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From: runyan@cup.hp.com (Mark Runyan)
Subject: Re: questions about fistful...
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 19:08:57 GMT
Organization: HP, Cupertino, CA, USA
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Kenny Young (kennyy@microsoft.com) wrote:
> 1. when eli/data was shuffling cards
> the close up showed extremely hairy
> arms.  what was the point?

I believe the original character had hairy arms when he wasn't 
a Data-zoid.

> 2. the barmaid/data's chest seemed to
> be a different color than his face.
> did this appear to be material rather
> than flesh to anyone else?

Actually, on my TV, the colors of the face and chest flesh appeared
to be a good match.  Perhaps it is a quality problem.

Mark Runyan  {r.a.s. random rationalizer}
From: cs_d637@ceres (Paul Neve)
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Subject: Re: Saturday Night Review - "Rascals" !SPOILERS!
Date: 16 Nov 1992 16:24:35 GMT
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wjolitz@soda.berkeley.edu (William F. Jolitz) writes:
: 
: As I recall, to sell "The Prisoner" to the American market, they had to
: supply more episodes. However, the filming had ended and the set of the 
: Village had already been torn down, so other sets had to be used. You
: can track which episodes these are by the repeated use of old Village 
: footage added into an episode. The Western episode was just a joke played on
: the American audience, and they did it quite well. :-)

The Village was NOT a set! It's actually a real village in Wales!

I would go on but it's nothing to do with Trek...


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From: dmeacham@vdoe386.vak12ed.edu (David M. Meacham)
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Subject: Re: Why do the feds not use / carry cloaking devices?
Date: 16 Nov 92 22:39:48 GMT
Article-I.D.: vdoe386.1992Nov16.223948.27440
Organization: Virginia's Public Education Network (Richmond)

In the FASA Star Trek-The Role Playing Game, Prolonged exposure
to a cloaking device has unpredictible and quite possibly
debilitating or fatal results on living organisms.  Besides,
what conflicts can the writers make up if the Enterprise can
just sneak by any enemies?

	David Meacham
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From: ukoga@mcl.ucsb.edu (Jeff "Koganuts" Koga)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: Re: The Tabukan Syndrome
Date: 15 Nov 92 20:44:34 GMT

You can't forget Jerome Moore's wonderful covers for the current "Star Trek" and
"ST:TNG" comics!  Superb, in every sense of the word.  It has been mentioned
that Moore would do an entire issue if the right story comes along.  Any new
news on that?  BTW, has someone else been doing the covers lately?  It seems
like it, judging from the fact that I can't find his signature on them anymore.
>=P

The artwork inside the comics though, is a different story.  While the
characters in "Star Trek" are easily recognizable, I find that the fine
pencilling and inking in "ST:TNG" is more of a distraction than anything else.
Plus, it pales in comparison to "Star Trek".  This, of course, is all IMHO. >=P

Also, what did everyone think of Chris Claremont and Adam Hughes' "Debt Of
Honor"?  Hughes' work on "The Modala Imperative" covers is nothing compared to
the eye-popping artwork in the graphic novel!  And Claremont had virtually every
character fleshed out perfectly.  Awesome in every degree.  A great epic for the
"Star Trek" saga.  I'm glad I shelled out the moolah for the hardcover. >=P


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From: tara@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Lady Johanna Constantine)
Subject: 11/16/92 episode no spoilers
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 05:17:39 GMT

Hey, I noticed something really neat on tonight's episode, the one with the 
droids Data is trying to save.

The Transporter Cheif was named Kelso.

AM I the only one who remembers Lee Kelso from "Where no Man has Gone Before"
and some TOS novel?


LJC
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From: thsspxh@iitmax.iit.edu (Patrick HURT)
Subject: Re: Picard's accent
Organization: Illinois Institute of Technology
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 92 02:51:26 GMT

In article <menery.722295630@anthem.gn7cg.osd.mil> menery@anthem.gn7cg.osd.mil
 ( Ristonofer) writes:
>>>Jean-Luc Picard is French speaking English.
>>>He was obviously taught by an English person, therefore he speaks English (as
>>>in the English that is spoken in England) with a French accent.
>
>>I would dispute this. I say he speaks American English. If he did speak
>>English then he wouldn't mispronounce the rank lieutenant as _loo_tenant.
>
>(various stuff deleted)
>
>Actually, JL Picard is speaking "new" French, which is English.  It is well-
>known that England conquers France sometime in the late 21st century, but keeps
>them as a quaint wine-making colony.  (Source:  The episode with Picard's
>brother and the stupid little Cockney kid.)
>

Then this would explain his heavy english acccent when he attemps
to speak French. For a French (like myself), it is pretty amusing
to hear Picard saying stuff like "Maman", "Merde!" and so on, but 
I still find it rather disturbing and artificial that he has such
a strong English accent in French. 
But you have to give them ST writers credit. They even looked up
the songs that children sing, like "Frere Jacques" in that episode 
where Picard is stuck in the turbolift with the kids, "Au clair de 
la Lune" on the flute in the one where he lives a life with a wife
in 5 minutes of unconciousness, and more that I can't remember. (
sorry but I don't recall any of the episode titles...)

Patrick Hurt
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From: avalon@synecdoche.engin.umich.edu (Jonathan Richard Chittenden)
Subject: Re: Worf, the Klingon Punching Bag...
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 15:24:13 EST
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor
Originator: avalon@synecdoche.engin.umich.edu


Worf did kill Duraas (sp?).  That's the only time I can
think of.  It is sickening to see a Klingon being so
un-wariorlike.  The writers should allow Worf to satisfy
his blood-lust.

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From: mrosen@nyx.cs.du.edu (Michael Rosen)
Subject: "Rascals" Blooper (Was Re: ---< Fistful o' Datas >--- Synopis & *S*
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 02:01:22 GMT

hillel@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (hillel.e.markowitz) writes:

>My apologies if you thought I was flaming you, I had just seen the
>incident in Rascals where Picard tells Riker to activate the
>computer in Schoolroom 8 and then goes to Schoolroom 7.  I thought
>it was another glitch in the show.

I just saw the episode again tonight and made sure to notice the
"Schoolroom 7" on the game computer's screen when Picard is attempting
to access it.  I can only assume they made a mistake when filming the
scene in the Ready Room when he says "8."  I could imagine that this
was a typo in the script and no one really noticed it as scenes are
filmed out of sequence.

Mike
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From: tara@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Lady Johanna Constantine)
Subject: Re: The Riker Manuver
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 21:36:44 GMT

runyan@cup.hp.com (Mark Runyan) writes:
>>>I thought the Riker Manuver was a quick (warp speed) way to get a member of
>>>the opposite sex horizontal!!!
>>
>>Which always seems to work best on nonhuman females.  Has Riker ever mated
>>within his species?

>In "Up the Long Ladder", the female with the `Irish' accent was human.

Hate to tell you this, Mark, but the actress who played Brenna O'Dell
IS Irish, as was the actor who played her Da.  She was also wearing the
*smallest* erin sweater I've ever seen.....
LJC
aka
Tara O'Shea

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From: barry@seas.smu.edu (Robert Barry)
Subject: Re: Nannites Vs Borg
Organization: SMU School Of Engineering and Applied Science
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 07:16:07 GMT

In article <168A4151C.YANJUNA@YaleVM.YCC.Yale.Edu> YANJUNA@YaleVM.YCC.Yale.Edu writes:
> 
>   Why use the nanites themselves?  I believe in "Evolution", Wesley was
>converting some medical nanites.  Why not adopt the existing "dumb" nanites
>to eat up Borg machinery, and then let it self destruct if it detects no more
>Borg material to eat?  It should only be a matter of adapting the existing
>medical nanites to eat Borgs or Borg metals, and since these nanites are
>more akin to bacteria and virus than living beings, it should be morally sound.
>(On the other hand, Borgs could eventually come up with a good defense.)
>   Perhaps a more interesting idea is:  Borg and "Smart" Nanites are both
>COLLECTIVE consciences.  Nanites and Borgs may make a more natural allies than
>Humans and Nanites.  Where would that leave the Feds?
> 
>    JUNSOK YANG (YANJUNA@YALEVM.YCC.EDU)
> 
Good idea! I think this is a serious possibility - I would be worried 
that the Borg could easily "assimilate" nannites.  IMO

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From: jad44314@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Janet A Dornhoff)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: cat food (was Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Datas?)
Date: 16 Nov 92 16:21:59 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.BxtHGo.33z
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

as232@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Michael Lerner) writes:


>Sorry, TNG started it. ;)

>the whole concept of food replicators producing nothing but cat food is
>hilarious.  

>Mike

In "The Doctor and the Enterprise," the replicators start giving
everyone at least one Jelly Baby no matter what they ordered...

Wonder if Spot would like them any better?   :-)

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From: jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Professional Tom Wopat Impersonator)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: Re: I wanna Fistful of Troy!!!
Date: 17 Nov 92 00:56:34 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.Bxu5AB.FzM
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

pcl@engr.uark.edu (Peter Laws) writes:


>>In article <1992Nov16.084230.3993@wkuvx1.bitnet> pattecd@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>
>>>     All analytical observations aside, I thought Troy looked rather
>>>sexy in her leather pants!  8)
>>>
>       Here Here!  Now can we name her Deputy Cleavage instead of Commander     Cleavage?
>       In fact, I think we should petition Starfleet to get her uniform changed PERMANENTLY!!!!

Beware of what you write... somebody might get it in their head to get her
uniform _removed_ PERMANENTLY!!!!

Although maybe instead of the Deputy/Commander change, she should replace
Worfy as chief of Security.  She seemed to be as equally good a shot, and
it might give Worf an incentive to do better than get flattened by the next
Ferengi that beams onto the Bridge...

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From: jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley)
Subject: Exocomps, and quality of special effects
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 18:20:32 GMT


I've read just about every article so far on "The Quality of Life" here,
and once too many times I've noted someone complaining about the special
effects regarding the movement of the exocomps. The main comment about
it is that the special effects for the movement of the exocomps looks
awful.

I'd just like to point out something about that. Did anyone stop to think
that it may have appeared like that intentionally? And for good reason?
Think for a moment. How many humans do you know of that move with perfect
smoothness? I don't think I know of anyone that just appears to "glide"
across the floor. For that matter, I don't know of any creature presented
in ST that just glides, either. The exocomps potentially had a quality of
being alive, and I think the movements given to them were an attempt to
show this. Unlike Nomad in "The Changling" (from TOS; someone made a
reference to it's movement quality), the exocomps were not simply
highly sofisticated machines, and I think what everyone is considering
poor effects is actually an attempt to demonstrate this, and one which I
thought worked very well.

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From: atems@igor.physics.wayne.edu (Dale Atems)
Subject: Re: Saturday Night Review "The Quality of Life" SPOILERS!
Organization: Wayne State University, Detroit, MI
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 18:41:47 GMT

In article <1eobl3INNrs8@bigboote.WPI.EDU> satch@bigwpi.WPI.EDU
(Michael Victor Corbin) writes:

>I think should take a good look at who he calls good actors and actresses.
>The woman who played the docter was awful.  She couldn't act to save her life.
>She a potentionally good episode sound like a cross between a bad commercial 
>and "The Brady Bunch"  "When my reactor core breaks down I use one of these,
>The Exo-Comp. Its fast easy and there's no messy clup"  What the Hell!

Since several people have flamed about the acting ability of the
actress who played Dr. Farallon, I just thought I'd mention that her
name is Ellen Bry and she's no newcomer to television. Remember
vengeance-driven nurse/rape victim Shirley Daniels on St. Elsewhere?
IMHO she did quite well with that character. Maybe Bry was miscast as
a scientist, or maybe she just couldn't get used to all that technobabble...
From: flip@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Phillip D. Russell)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: Re: Trekkies vs. Trekkers
Date: 15 Nov 92 21:04:17 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <domalley.721756514@unix1.tcd.ie> domalley@unix1.tcd.ie (Slartibartfast            (alias Daniel O'Malley)) writes:
>In <BxLF38.L1n@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> flip@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Phillip D. Russell) writes:
>
>>Trekkie
>>	Someone who likes Star Trek
>
>>Trekker
>>	Someone who worships Star Trek
>
>
>It's the other way round - the Trekkie is the fanatic...
>
>Daniel.

Say Trekkie too loud at a convention and all the fanatic Trekkers
will hunt you down and beat you up.

Flip


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From: markb@spock.dis.cccd.edu (Julie Bixby)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: Re: Rascals...did anyone else like it?
Date: 15 Nov 92 22:16:34 GMT
Organization: Coast Community College District, Costa Mesa, CA

I liked it. Sure, the premise was bad, but what they did with it worked
well--with the lone exception of Worf being beaten by a Ferengi--that
was just adding insult to injury.

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From: cs202144@umbc8.umbc.edu (cs202144)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: Re: Fountain of Youth? I think not.
Date: 19 Nov 92 00:33:24 GMT
Organization: University of Maryland, Baltimore County Campus

> This Fountain-Of-Youth business doesn't worry me at all as I doubt the
> Enterprise crew or anyone else could duplicate the energy field that created
> the abberant transporter effect successfully based on the limited data they
> had about its nature, not to mention suspiciously convenient origins, which
> didn't get explained you'll notice.

Well they sure didn't have any trouble putting back the missing sequences!
And what can be given can usually be taken away...Of cource you will be
between 10 and 12 and will legally and socially be a child, but hey if you are
as old as say McCoy or even as old as Sarek was then maybe being a child again
for a few years or so don't be so bad. Especially since you have so much to
look forward to.

It could be explained away by saying there is no way to control how many 
sequences are taken away or even how many sequences need to be taken away
and you could be killed or made younger ;) than anyone would like you to be.
From: x91kozlowsk3@gw.wmich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: MY TWO CENTS ON TROI'S BODY
Date: 20 Nov 92 11:06:23 EST
Organization: Western Michigan University

I JUST THOUGHT I'D ADD IN MY TWO CENTS ABOUT TROI'S BODY. YES, THE CAMERA MAKES
HER LOOK SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN SHE REALLY IS, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO ADMIT SHE'S
DAMN HOT.
IS THIS A SEXIST PIG ATTITUDE? PERHAPS, BUT I ALSO WORSHIP TIM ALLEN LIKE A
GOD, SO IT'S ALSO NATURAL FOR ME TO SAY THESE THINGS (ALTHOUGH IF MY GIRLFRIEND
FINDS THIS OUT, I'M DOG MEAT!).

-KARL ANDERSON, WESTERN MICHIGAN UNIVERSITY

"OKAY. SO....SHE'S A DOG!" -- PETER WENKMAN, "GHOSTBUSTERS"