HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony)
Subject: Mr. Green, calling Mr. Green
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 06:27:16 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

Mr. Green:  Your insurance man has called several times about the extra
road service coverage you are going to require for your next trip, due
to the hazardous driving conditions.  Please call him so that he may
conference you in with his headquarters so that they may obtain a more
detailed description of the hazards you expect to encounter....

CowPatti

-- 

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 / |     ||      I had ears...but could not hear 
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   ~~    ~~              The Mysterious Mr. Green 
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From: pjd@hpespjd.fc.hp.com (Paul Dorweiler)
Subject: Re: TushContest
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Company, Fort Collins, CO
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 02:04:08 GMT

In article <92101.151101RJD118@psuvm.psu.edu> <RJD118@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>hell, Blade, live a little! Sit around drinking with the old folks...
>Pshaw!!! Ladies and Gents, Since we seem to have a shortage of contestants,

...Count me in too.  With at least three Pauls in the group now we should
   be able to "fill out" the field of contestants fairly easily....

 
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Paul Dorweiler  (Dohram) | Calvin: "...so what happened to the mandibles
pjd@hpespjd.fc.hp.com    |          of death, you sissy furball?!?"
                         | Hobbes: "I was beguiled by her feminine charms.
HP Fort Collins          |          Yow.  Go soak your head."
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Subject: Re: Yes, another new "face"...
Keywords: newbie
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 00:53:29 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.183148.4167@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
>
>>
>>Oh, that's not nearly as fun.  Besides, we have regular FoodFights here in
>>ARC, and you're bound (ooo, bindage!!) to get pelted with food sooner or later
>>so we might as well get it out of the way now!!!
>>
>>>
>>>"Here, try some of this..."
>>>
>>>*Dohram opens a can of blueberry yogurt and offers it to Yoda*
>>
>>YUMMM!  Thanks!!  Again, welcome (no food flinging this time!  Hey, Julie!
>>This guy's cool.  Dust 'im!
>
>I'd love to Yoda, but Lis is in charge of the dust.  I'm the one who has
>innocent lunches with people, remember?  Of course not ALL of them stayed
>innocent *wink*

Oh my gosh!!!!  I can't believe I made that mistake!!!  Can you ever forgive
me!?!?!?!?  Pleasepleasepleaseplease!!!  I'll buy you lunch at the Beach Chat!
It doesn't even have to be innocent!!! ;-)

Oh, and Liz!  Can YOU dust the guy?!  8-)

>
>
>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>				|
> Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
> Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
> PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
> Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
>				|	   
>Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
>				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
>
>__________________________________________________________________________

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: I hereby Issue my challenges!
Date: 9 Apr 92 21:40:48 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr9.214048.26644
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

Lumberjack writes:
>>A decade of experience is very formidable, suh.

>Blade states:
>Actually, over a decade, but who's counting...
>
            (lots deleted for space saving)
>
>><smile turns sad> But I only got two at the moment....what would you use?
>
>I have two swords perfest for the occaision, or a sword and an
>axe, or if you prefer we can fight axe to axe to axe to axe...
>I am equally comfortable with all above...
>

The Good Romantic Witch is hovering in the sky, looking
on and listening to the two gents discuss their Duel.

She then **Swooooooooooooooooooooooo-ns** at the Courage
and Strength she sees in Blade.  She knows who she'll be
cheering on at the Duel!!

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 02:27:24 GMT

Rip asks:
>
>You mean like this?
>
>              Cho                                             Cho
>    Choco  Chocola                                         Chocola  Choco
>    ChocolateChoco                                         ChocolateChoco
>       ChocolateChoc                                       ChocolateChoc
>Ch      ChocolateChoco                                   ChocolateChoco     Ch
>Chocol       ChocolateC                                 ChocolateC      Chocol
>Chocola       Chocolate                                 Chocolate      Chocola
>Chocola      ChocolateCh                               ChocolateCh    Chocolat
>Chocolat    ChocolateCho                               ChocolateCho   Chocolat
> ChocolateChocolateChoco                               ChocolateChocolateChoco
>  ChocolateChocolateChoc            Chocolat           ChocolateChocolateChoc
>    ChocolateChocolateChoc       ChocolateChoco       ChocolateChocolateChoc
>      ChocolateChocolateCho    ChocolateChocolate    ChocolateChocolateCho
>          ChocolateChocolateChocolateChocolateChocolateChocolateChocol
>              ChocolateChocolateChocolateChocolateChocolateChocola
>                       ChocolateChocolateChocolateChocol
>                            Chocol Chocolat Chocol
>                             Choc   Chocol   Choc
>                             Choco Chocolat Choco
>                              ChocolateChocolate
>                              ChocolateChocolate
>                              ChocolateChocolate
>                             ChocolateChocolateCh
>                            ChocolateChocolateChoc
>                            ChocolateChocolateChoc
>                           ChocolateChocolateChocol
>                           ChocolateChocolateChocol
>                           ChocolateChocolateChocol
>                            Choco  Chocolat  Choco
>                             Choco  Chocol  Choco
>                               ChocolateChocola
>                                  ChocolateC
>
>Sorry, had too!

All I can say is cooooooooooooooEHL....

>______________________________________________________________________
>Rip                                                   _____
>1/2 of the                          rip@sequent.com  /     \
>Official Palanquin Bearers                          /  rip  \
>For the Secretaries                                 |xxx-xxx|
>Of the RFA                                       ___|_______|___
>And BigBro to LF and 'Chelle                         \~ ~~ ~\
>                                                      \~~ ~~~\
>                                                       \ ~ ~~ \
>Help!  My karma ran over my dogma, and it can't get up!!

- ender

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: diana@wetware.com (CatWoman )
Subject: Re: Question to the ARC viewers
Organization: Castle WetWare MouseCatcher
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 22:11:27 GMT

I27LG@CUNYVM.BITNET writes:

] I like this girl, and she knows how I feel. Do you tink I should ask 
] her out?  

Yes - why not?  She has the option of saying either "yes" or
"no", but she won't have a chance to exercise either option
unless you ask her!

Diana
From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: hi I'm new
Date: 8 Apr 92 16:30:37 GMT
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA

From article <1992Apr7.150832.1@gacvx1.gac.edu>, by enstad@gacvx1.gac.edu:
> So what is this discussion about exactly?

Well, 'Chelle (who the GreatOmnipotentGodInLeather is in love with),
who wears nothing but a skimpy towl and has naturally curley hair is
going to judge a TushContest at the beach in June while Lee (GOGIL)
defends her honor in a duel with whipped cream while everyone stands
around with hot chocolate trying to catch the stray rounds.  There
will also be a HorneyHunks contest in which the winner gets a neon
Green fishnet shirt.  Then there is Chris and Badger trying to trap
Lisa and Steve and GoodRomanticWitch talking about sex, and Adrian
(look!  I spelled it right...) who is having an affair with my roommate's
cat, talking about *everything* and continually expanding his title. BTW, he
is going to be GOGIL's second in the duel.  Then there is RIP (who
has arms the size of tree trunks and Blade and ......   (Are you
following me here?) who has an appartment full of weapons and orgasming
orangatangs....  

We all run around throwing food at each other and getting showered
with GoldenMajiqueDust.  

We won't even get into the Romantic Fireside Assocations...

Lee
AKA GOGIL
('Chelle's sweet baboo...)


(Apologies to those who were not explicitly mentiond --and to those
who were....)


-- 
Lee J. Groves, National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ
Usenet:   {arizona,decvax,ncar}!noao!lgroves or  uunet!noao.edu!lgroves
Internet: lgroves@noao.edu         SPAN/HEPNET:  draco::lgroves
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 08:58:11 -0500

smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)

>>
>>DON'T TRUST THEM, CHRISTY!!  NEVER TURN YOU BACK ON ANY OF THESE GUYS....
>>
>>You just never know what will happen next.....right Blade?....and stop
>>giving out my phone number....
>>
>
>Hey!! Don't yell at Blade!  He gave NO ONE your number.  He just dialed it
>for me and let me talk...

I know, that's what he says...him being honorable and all.....

But, as my position indicates, I am basically his boss, and I have to
yell at him sometimes or else he gets REALLY out of line...


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
				|
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

__________________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 15:29:07 -0500

Steve Salter knows which buttons to push:


>Awwwww, ladies, my grandest, most EXPLOSIVE pardons! Hey Tina, wanna
>mess around? *kiss kiss*.
>
>Uh, Julie, I don't need to ask *you* do I? *raised eyebrow*

*melt down 1,432*

You know I can't resist that eyebrow, Mr. Salter.  And of course you
don't need to ask...mess away....

*snicker*


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
				|
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

__________________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 15:27:46 GMT

Lee puns:
>From article <1992Apr6.153412.14220@hemlock.cray.com>, by easmith@hemlock.cray.com (Eric Smith):
>> 
>> In article <1992Apr6.022239.972@uunet.uu.net>, ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) writes:
>>> 
>>> LIES LIES LIES!!!  IT'S ALL LIES!  WE'RE REEEEEEEEALLY NOT HORRIBLE PEOPLE AT
>>> ALL!!!  THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR ALARM CITZEN!!!  I'M FROM YOUR GOVERNMENT AND
>>> I'M HERE TO HELP YOU!!!  BUT *OFFICER* SHE *PAYED* ME TO DO THAT!!!  I HAVE
>>> NEVER EVEN *HEARD* OF ANYONE NAMED DAN HORNER!!!
>>>
>> Hey little girl...want to wear some handcuffs??  ;)
>
>I told her not to go to DC!  I told her it was short for
>Den of Carnality....  Now I'm forced to live a duel life...

Curses!  Foiled again!

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
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               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: pjd@hpespjd.fc.hp.com (Paul Dorweiler)
Subject: Re: Yes, another new "face"...
Keywords: newbie
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Company, Fort Collins, CO
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 18:45:30 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.152006.715@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>, lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:

|> So you think your plastic suit will warn off the Incredible but
|> Not-Edible Golden Majique Romance Dust??  Ah, Paul, You under-
|> estimate my powers.... Maybe you don't remember Adrian's 
|> predicament at the first chat!!  *heh heh heh*  The GRW waves
|> her Golden Wand and Paul is showered with the Majique Dust,
|> that somehow works it's way right thru his plastic suit.
|> The Good Romantic Witch smiles romantically, "Welcome to 
|> ARC-Land Paul.... I will see you again soon."  She gives
|> Paul a *Big Bewitching Welcome Hugg*  and flies away;

...Somehow I thought it wouldn't do much good...  :-)  :-)

*Dohram begins to wonder why his thoughts have turned to fancy...*

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Paul Dorweiler  (Dohram) | Calvin: "...so what happened to the mandibles
pjd@hpespjd.fc.hp.com    |          of death, you sissy furball?!?"
                         | Hobbes: "I was beguiled by her feminine charms.
HP Fort Collins          |          Yow.  Go soak your head."
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Wanna see something cool?
Date: 10 Apr 92 23:04:13 GMT
Distribution: alt.romance.chat
Organization: Acadia University

Wanna see something cool?


    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    ~  Jamie Stuart              |  | "Only those who truly      ~
    ~  Wine Stewerd of the RFA   |  |        dare, live"         ~
    ~  Keeper of the Glue        |  |             - Enzo Ferrari ~
    ~  Guy from ESTRN CANADA     |  |                            ~
    ~                            |  |  "I don't know what is     ~
    ~                            |  | Weirder, that you are      ~
    ~                            |  | fighting a stuffed animal, ~
    ~  Acadia University         |  | or that you seem to be     ~
    ~                            |  |          losing"           ~
    ~  Wolfville, Nova Scotia    |  |               - Susie (C&H)~
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\------/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                  ||
                                  {}
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: lalaland(was RE: charter something...)
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 01:51:45 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Dept. University of Auckland

In <92101.031230AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET> <AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
[great post deleted]
>Don't write us off, though... and keep in mind that we'll never write you
>off... we're not here to judge one another. :-)

Way ta go, bro. Couldn't have put it better myself,

>*hugs to all*

*HUG*

clare
-- 
It's all Jono's fault...  :-)   | Usenet: bringing the world together and
cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz           | reminding us how far apart we are :) :(
                BigSis to Chis, Eric and Kristiina
From: AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: get to the point
Date: 5 Apr 92 19:45:53 GMT
Article-I.D.: ASUACAD.92096.124553AUCHV
Organization: Arizona State University

Lee queries:
>From article <dglue.702221420@sun23>, by dglue@autelca.ascom.ch (David Glue):
>> Forget the rest.
>> Have sex with the best.
>> The dick of Dave Glue,
>> Is waiting for you.
>[line deleted]
>>                   Dave "Boy" Glue.
                           ^^^
obviously someone very confident in his "man"hood... :-)

>Oh, this poor innocent soul...

(singing) if he only had a brain... :-)

>Blade, Rip, Steve, AJ, Scott, Chris, Paul....  Should we incinerate
>this individual or provide an example of gentlemanly restraint and
>thus enlighten him as to the ways of ARC?
>I'm taking votes...

My gut reaction is to say (in my most nordic barbarian voice), "FRY THE
TWIT!!!!!" But that's not what we're about... I cast my vote for tons of
email (especially from the ladies) to land in his box suggesting that the
fraternity-geek approach doesn't work on a.r.c.  One might also consider
that Mr. Glue (???) is merely the hapless victim of somebody wandering up
to find a machine logged in with nobody home.

>Lee
>AKA GreatOmnipotentGodInLeather.

Getting a bit cocky, are we Lee? :-)
Oh, BTW... I ain't gonna flex against you... I couldn't bench 20 *grin*
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 I can lose myself... you I can't live        **       *   Industrial Design
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 And you keep me hanging on..."               **********   CAED, School of
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: crerar@uunet.uu.net (Andy Crerar)
Subject: Re: I hereby Issue my challenges!
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 21:27:48 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.185740.25805@uunet.uu.net> dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner) writes:
>Neo Guru says:
>
>>bandana down from his face and says, "I have chosen:  non-lethal 
>>sword combat, either with padded weapons or shinai.  I'll need to 
>>soften you up a bit for these other guys."
>
>Soften him up ? You are gonna have to warm him up...

Whatever.  Gonna have fun either way.  Just don't make me face the 
winner of your bout.  I'm hoping to be able to type with my hands 
by then.

>Get those kinks out of him Andy, you know how much I so
>hate having to battle people without letting them have a good warmup...
>
>Go fer Shinai, Redneck, Andy loves having his hands caressed
>OhSoLovingly by them... Right Andy ?

Oh, sure, point out my weaknesses.  Ba[*]. :) :) :)
By then, I will have perfected my technique.  Even 
you will be helpless against me.  Not that you were
much help to begin with... :)
>
>Blade

Andy Neo-Guru and BladeClone#1 
-- 
Andy Crerar                     crerar@uunet.uu.net
CS Administrative Asst.         uunet!crerar
From: diana@wetware.com (CatWoman )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: WARNING: (was Re: Raising Satanic children)
Date: 8 Apr 92 21:30:37 GMT
Article-I.D.: wetware.1992Apr8.213037.2222
Organization: Castle WetWare MouseCatcher


One more time folks - for all the new people around here:

If you see something come through with our group amid a group
of totally off the wall stuff, such as the following:

Newsgroups: misc.kids,alt.satanism,alt.romance.chat,talk.bizarre

ESPECIALLY if it has either "talk.bizarre" or "misc.test" included
in the "Followup-To" line, DON'T forget to edit out the
other groups - or better yet, just don't do a followup to it.
(I know, I'm following up this one - but I've edited the
newsgroups line...).

Valid crossposts to a.r.c usually will only have alt.romance
as the crossposted group.  Any other crosspost should be
regarded with suspicion...

Diana
From: ptt@barkley.berkeley.edu (BatMan)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Important Announcement-Prez RFA
Date: 11 Apr 92 14:50:52 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.s6uccINNkae
Organization: /etc/organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Apr9.193050.22171@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>Lis writes:
>>Jamie suggests:

**some stuff deleted**

>>HMMMMMMM.....so what would you say to strawberries on a bed of chocolate 
>>with whipped cream for covers? *triplepant*..since I missed the First Chat...
>
>**WHEW** !!   What would I "say"??   I'd say, "Let's jump 
>into bed, Baby!!"   **Hot Sexy Smile**   A bed of strawberries,
>chocolate and whipped cream.... **Triplepant** is right!!
>Along with some **Hot Passionate Breathing and Sighs**.
>YES YES YES !!   Lots of "Body Snacking".... Oooooo, 
>**Hubba Hubba Drool Drool**      :-)~~   Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm. 
       
HolySlipperyFloors Batman!  Get that woman a towel!!!!

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From: gmead@CRNVMA.CERN.CH (Geoff Mead)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Er.. Hello
Date: 14 Apr 92 14:13:23 GMT

[Ender maliciously, viciously, and just downright nastily attacks an
(un)suspecting newcomer]

okay, okay... i guess i should've expected something like that to happen.
my spirits, however, have not been dampened.

as for the SuperSoaker 200... is that patented? (or was it a pa'ent gun?)

oh, and Ender... that wasn't a .sig - my .sig would not be completely
appropriate to this group. but then again, what is?

Geoff
When you're tired of Manchester... I know just how you feel; it is SO
depressing.
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