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Subject: Re: AIDS crisis
From: steiner@jupiter.cse.utoledo.edu (jason "Think!" steiner)
Date: 29 Sep 92 01:07:33 EST

StarOwl@uiuc.edu (StarOwl) writes:
> adams@spss.com (Steve Adams) writes:
> : shaffer@achilles.ctd.anl.gov (Michael A. Shaffer) writes:
> 
> : >AIDS is not a punishment from God at all. It is a natural 
> : >consequence of ignoring the users manual. Sort of like jumping 
> : >of a cliff. No punishment but a lot of consequences.
> : 
> : What user's manual?
> 
> eng-nxt03 [3] ~> man sex
> No manual entry for sex.
> 
> Hmmm..... Perhaps this could be part of the problem....   ;)

obviously, you don't have the full distribution of the man pages.
this should fill the gap:


SEX(6)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(6)



NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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SEX(6)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(6)



     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.


all in all, about the only good thing to come with the emacs distribution.
*puts on asbestos underwear*

jason "just another vi user" steiner

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