HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Organization: t.b
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 20:57:16 GMT

nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
> which female in t.b would be most likely to get this title?

     Well unless one had had the pleasure
of every female in t.b's company in bed,
one would simply be talking out one's ass
in answering the question of which was "best
in bed."

     So assuming you consider yourself to
be a female in t.b, are you asking me to talk
out my ass, or are you asking me for an
audition?

--Starcap'n Ra,      {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
   everyone knows       {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
   Jocko is best in                       ^---------------The Wrong Choice
   bed anyway                internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bizarre Happening
Date: 17 Aug 92 16:11:36 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

(Tyson Bower) writes:
>You people consider a telephone receiver bizarre?  Odd at best.
>Ask Uncle Cecil.
>Try these for size...
>          (much fun deleted)
>
>a plantain encased in a condom

I, for one, am glad to see that some of these people practice safe sex.

Next time you see some one walking funny, why not go up and ask them what
they have stuck up their ass.  Sounds like a good pickup line.

Matt
Reminds me of the 80-year old lady who came complaining of a sore throat,
and the culture came up gonorhea positive.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.elvis.sighting
From: franksb@bmdhh155.bnr.ca (Frank Stuart-Brown)
Subject: ELVIS was LIVE on RADIO 1 (BBC)	
Organization: BNR Europe Ltd, Maidenhead, UK
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 08:34:58 GMT

FRIDAY 31st AUGUST
===================

A personal friend of Elvis (female medium) was interviewed on Radio 1
here in England. After serveral minutes she allowed Elvis to channel through
her. The whole of Great Britain was then treated to a 'live' interview with
the spirit of Elvis. Elvis described how he deplored people making money out
of the fact that he was still alive, and that he was concentrating on helping
spiritual healers around the world in their work, especially those healers who
were actively involved in drug rehab programs. Elvis went on to detail how he
became a junky when he was in the army in Germany. He used to take 'uppers' to
stay awake for night duties, and 'downers' to get to sleep the next day..etc.

The Radio 1 interview finished with the DJ saying:-	
	"Elvis, thank you for speaking to us live on Radio 1; I guess
	 this proves that you really are dead!"

Elvis then laughed and said thanks and what a pleasure it had been.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: This is exactly what you would be expecting me to do:
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 00:15:41 GMT
Comments: Visit your mother today. Maybe she hasn't had any problems lately


"AjD" == Arthur Delano <ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu> writes:

AjD> I am spending this sunday afternoon painting a birdcage.

AjD> AjD
AjD> and then i will put grinch and finch#2 in it.

Not to put too fine a point on it:
say I'm the only bee in your bonnet.

--
oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824 
the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Go to the State Fair
Date: 21 Aug 92 20:12:42 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA


larryh@cabezon.uucp writes:
|jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson) writes:
|>It seems that if you go to the State Fair here in Indiana, you can get a free  
|>prostate exam. The mind boggles at the thought of the appearance of the booth.
|There was a booth for prostate exams at the Republican Convention.
|Business was brisk, I would assume, given the population of middle-
|aged men.

This morning's SF Chronicle included the Fun Fact
that the prostate exam was free for all men over 40...
which meant it was free to 45% of the attendees.

--
cj
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Today's Unintentional Truth In Advertising
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 02:18:28 GMT

A for-sale ad for a Dodge Daytona just appeared in the local "junk" newsgroup.
Unfortunately, it was because I don't have rec.autos in my $NEWSSYS file.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.smouldering.dog.zone,to.wasatch
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you)
Subject: GuHSCN is good
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Summary: evil worthless drivel
Keywords: pus is good food
Reply-To: lucifer
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 92 17:47:50 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10




	i really love what guanidine thiocyanate does to oocytes. 

		i like phenol as well, but not as much.


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	PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game."

			"Jesus take me to a higher plane!"		
	  						   Mudhoney
	          WORK  :==  FUTURE

	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research"

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus HEINOUS gets the words wrong
Date: 12 Aug 92 16:43:14 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>
>He always thought the Rolling Stones were singing,
>"It's just Piscataway,
> It's just Piscataway."

He also thought Thin Lizzy were singing:

"The boys from Hackettstown
 The boys from Hackettstown"
-- 


: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************
: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
: General Neophyte   :    ************************
                       "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:26766 alt.politics.bush:2225 alt.fan.rush-limbaugh:4655 alt.rush-limbaugh:3752 alt.fan.dan-quayle:2714
From: eyc@acpub.duke.edu (EMIL CHUCK)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: While we're on the subject: Tactical nuclear weapon wanted
Date: 20 Aug 92 12:25:23 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Distribution: na
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
:eyc@acpub.duke.edu (EMIL CHUCK) writes...
:
:>(I could say First Gentleman Clinton ... First Gentleman Clinton...
:>but that would be "negative" or "sleazy.")
:
:And stupid.

While we're on the subject, this was a quote from an interview from an
interview Bill Clinton had with Tom Brokaw:
	(taken from the Washington _Post_)
"For Bush to attack Hillary is ridiculous. You'd think he was running
for First Lady instead of for President. And I just don't think it will
be very persuasive."

OK! Who's been leaking my "stupid" ideas to the Clinton campaign, huh?
:)

-- 
Emil Thomas Chuck		DUKE BLUE DEVILS: 1992 ACC CHAMPIONS!
Biomedical Engineer 1993	1992 EAST REGIONAL CHAMPIONS!!
Duke University, Durham, NC	AND 1992 NCAA NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!!
August 31, 1992 - May 16, 1993	Duke football? What's that?
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ROGER DAVID CARASSO: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF
Date: 16 Aug 92 20:18:26 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <l8er91INNmoo@girtab.usc.edu> rone@girtab.usc.edu (Fifty-one Fifty) writes:
>In article <8_3mwl#.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes:
>[history of CARASSO deleted]
>
>I lay 10 to 1 odds that carasso's girlfriend forged this post.

Do you remember those old mad magazines where you could fold them and make
them into a new story (the back cover)

Well when you do it with the last sentence you get

I lay carasso's girlfriend

Of course you have to fold it 3 times instead of just 2.  but who's counting
-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Subject: BEST IN BED
Date: 17 Aug 92 13:47:51 CDT


which female in t.b would be most likely to get this title?

c 
oh, and men...no votes for your sisters, please.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: inventory
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 02:12:29 GMT

In article <oocmkco@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>The CJ/Lance Joint Household Inventory
>--------------------------------------
>3    cats
[...]
>400+ CDs
>500+ books

I reserve judgment for the list of titles.

[...]
>2    incomes
>0    kids
[...]

2+   hooters

				--Blair
				  "MILLIONS of fans."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Re: Gender bending and lycra
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 13 AUG 92 14:06:28    

In <1992Aug13.091114.17657@mr.med.ge.com> bednarek@picard.med.ge.com writes:

> -what is this that men don't wear lycra.  Whenever I go to the gym I wear
> long legged lycra pants and a matching top.  Nobody laughs at my 260 lbs
> body with a 31 inch waist, because I'm wearing lycra.  Would you?

You gotta be kiddin' me.

John G. Heim                                 Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu

"If there's something wrong with the computer, it's sophisticated diagnostics 
will notify you of the situation by assuming an appearance that, for the most
part, is dark and lifeless." - The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: Rictus Hep fears for t.b
Date: 14 Aug 92 23:17:39 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

The freshmen will be here soon, won't they?

BENth


Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:25717 alt.elvis.sighting:10
From: friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Noah Friedman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.elvis.sighting
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Date: 13 Aug 92 07:34:12 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave. Cambridge, MA 02139
In-reply-to: rcoursey@ringer.cs.utsa.edu's message of 12 Aug 92 04:58:28 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.045828.25414@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> rcoursey@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Robert Leon Coursey) writes:
>Ok...for the last time...
>
>Elvis is dead! He has been for a LONG time now. Let him rest in pieces.

   Nonsense.  Elvis is alive and well and working for the GNU Project.  He
maintains the GNU Hello program (available on prep.ai.mit.edu in /pub/gnu).
From: rxkgre@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (Geof Evans)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Any married women out there?
Date: 15 Aug 92 18:11:51 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.

rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes:
>-- 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> crap deleted <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>____________________________________________________________
>___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
>Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
>Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.

<<<* I know this isn't news, but I had to say it.
     >Roger David Carasso
     >Arsehole
-- 
  ___________________________________________________________________  
|| Geof Evans                 | DOMAIN: rxkgre@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au  ||
|| Melbourne,Australia 3000   | Tel: +61 3 663 3663		     ||
||   If they *really* wanna know...tell 'em that God was drunk.      ||
||___________________________________________________________________||

			
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: SBM
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 92 04:09:56 GMT


In a previous article, rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) says:

>IN ALT.PERSONALS cross@andromeda.rutgers.edu (C. Ross) writes:
                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>)SINGLE, INDEPENDENT, INTELLIGENT, BLACK MALE WISHES TO CORRESPOND
>)WITH SAME.

 cross@andromeda.rutgers.edu -- (@=a)
**************************************
  Rum neutered Rog Carasso's dad !!
**************************************


-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: My brunch w/ St. Terri & Mark Lippert
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 06:31:07 GMT

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:

] In article <63830@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
] >
] >: I take it that she didn't show you the picture up her dress of her
] >: panties that I took with her camera?
] >
] >Yes. but Does She Take It In The Mouth[tm] ?
] 
] it all depends on the size, you know.
] 
] instamatic, 35mm, disc, or brownie?
] 
] m
] 
] the real question is can she reload film with her tongue.


didn't i see someone do that on Twin P

no no no no no no nononononononononononononononoNO.
i am not that cheap

BoB
teCh
yes i am
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:  Dancing with Mack
Distribution: world
Date: 20 Aug 92 20:12:11 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <Bt9KpG.6LH@encore.com> kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance) writes:
>>I was hit by a truck. 
>
>Welcome, welcome, welcome.  Now fuck off.

Oh thank you, thank you, thanks pendajo! Now fuck off.

--

"So I'm minding my own business...no, really. | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 And I see him, the HIM in big impressive     | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 letters. And he owns me, I mean the way      |
 pigeons own N.Y...damn I'm had again."       |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: I LOVE GERMANY
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 17:34:24 GMT

schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
: In article <1992Aug13.111846.19746@dscomsf.desy.de> Poser@vxdsyc.desy.de writes:
: >Wer sonst noch Fragen hat, moege sich doch bitte mal in alt.wanted.moslem.gay
: >umschauen, um zu sehen was passiert, wenn man ihn ernst zu nehmen versucht. 
: >Den Followup habe ich bester CARASSO-Tradition umgesetzt, also Vorsicht!
: 
: It never ceases to amaze how much German looks like ROT13.
: 
: mark

What is amazing is that "Fragen" rot13s to "Sentra".

If some German car manufacturer is making a "Fragen", then they're probably
just Nissan slaves.  Nissan->Avffna, which doesn't look German, but what the
hell.  They wouldn't be that obvious.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Squeeze:Play
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey)
Subject: Hated hATed hAteD                       
Cc: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 14:32:23 +0000


Who is the most hated person in talk.bizarre?


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                    -        51% MOTHERFUCKER           -
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                    -   M-O-O-N that spells Norman      -
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8))
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 23:12:57 GMT

aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:

>bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>: Currants.
>Copa Cabana.

><forestalling Laurie 8.>

You're just trying to get me into this silly cascade, I know. Go ahead, write
a story with these four words...

Gary Glitter
Barry Manilow
Wizzard
MECO

Restriction: You are not allowed to say anything derogatory about them.

Laurie 8

Laurie 8 <heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au> | Some Driveways are concrete
Theoretical Chemistry PhD student        | Some Driveways have bricks
University of Tasmania, Australia        | Other Driveways
Unashamed 70s man, glad to be glam.      | Have Pebble-Mix - Laurie 8         
Opinions expressed above are those not only of Laurie 8, but the whole world

Is Ice T related to Mr T?
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Talk.Bizarre Wish Fulfillment
Date: 16 Aug 92 15:03:35 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <1992Aug10.220625.20239@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
>[Brewmeister gave me the choice alliterative words
>
>Carasso
>convicted
>computer
>crime
>
>which sounds like he wants a wish-fulfillment story.  Well, alas, I couldn't
>come up with anything too much better, but I don't think this is as bad as it
>could have gotten...  I'm not proud of it, but perhaps Brewmeister will


<stuff that's boring to read for a second time deleted>

>
>Oh--and despite everything, I've found that there are gay Muslims.

...in bed.

-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My new project.
Date: 14 Aug 92 19:35:17 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,misc.jobs.misc
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Well I finally got a real assignment to work on. It's challenging,
meaningful, and may get my name into good places for it to be. It will
also save the Navy thousands of dollars. 

I was excited.

Then last night it dawned on me. When I'm done the Navy will cancel it's
contract with the company currently doing this for them. That company
(which shall remain unamed) will probably have to lay at least one
person off. By my reckoning this will probably occur around Christmas.

rp -- Season's Greetings.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz)
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 00:57:54 GMT

>>> There is only minimal health risk associated with moderate tobacco use.
>>What is moderate?
>"moderate" is that amount of usage that causes only minimal health risk.

Well, if you want to be technical, minimal health risk occurs when you don't
smoke at all.  Are you saying that 'moderate' tobacco use is none?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: parenthesis
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 14:27:22 GMT

nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:

] 
] please post this to alt.ee.cummings.is.dead.  Thank you.
] 
] c
] and death i think is no parenthesis.



ee cummings is not dead
you have been misinformed

and please post this to alt.kwality.control.recovery 
thankyouverymuch


BoB
tecH
and i'm an alcoholic or something

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: My Homework
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 17:18:43 GMT

Boutell, Tom
Your assignment this time:

Rig Living Isaac Lieutenant.  [Damn.  Those are good Love Boat words.]
The story must not contain the letter e.  [Yes, I know that Lieutenant has two
e's in it.  So use Lt.]

<Guess who doesn't want to do any work either?>

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--The Iron Man Soundtrack
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:26015 soc.culture.german:5640
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.german
Subject: Re: I LOVE GERMANY
Keywords: CARASSO
Date: 14 Aug 92 18:31:55 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,soc.culture.german,rec.arts.startrek.tech
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department

In article <5902@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Ron Echeverri writes:
>
>>Que' cabrones que son algunos alemanes, no?
>Quieres pappas fritas con eso?
Que es mas macho: sanguihuela o Elvis?


John

P.S.  There's only one king.


-- 
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    "Reality is a sandwich that I did not order."
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From: hoconnel@physics.adelaide.edu.au (Heath O'Connell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Alt.personals.funny
Date: 19 Aug 92 06:40:26 GMT


Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: LOOKING FOR AN INTELLIGENT GIRL

DARK NIGHT OUTSIDE. CRICKETS SCREECHING. NAMELESS BIRD TWEETS NAMELESS
SONG. IN A WORLD TEEMING WITH ORDINARY, INTELLIGENT GIRL YOU STAND
APART. YOU ARE NOT IN SUPERFICIAL LOOKS. YOU LOVE NON-VULGUR SOPER
JOKES. YOU LOVE SOFT MUSIC, ROMANIC FILMS. YOU DONT PRETEND, YOU 
REALLY LAUGH. YOU ABHOR TO BE HURT, YOU KNOW HOW TO LOVE. YOU DONT
SCREAM IN THE DEMONSTRATIONS BUT YOU LOVE THIS NATURE AND CARE TO
PROTECT IT. YOU ARE HONEST. YOU CARE. YOU ARE INTELLIGENT.
I WRITE STORIES, DRAW CARTOONS. I WRITE SONGS THAT SMELLS SO FRESH.
I TEACH ROBOTS HOW TO SEE. I LOVE HUMOR I LOVE PEOPLE. I LOVE EMAIL
FROM YOU FRIEND. INTELLIGENT GIRL YOU SEND ME MAIL. 

--
		hoconnel@adelphi.physics.adelaide.edu.au