HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Subject: Re: Recurring Dream
Organization: Crystallized Time
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 13:28:50 GMT

mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
>
>As I smile, several teeth drop out of my head.  

You are obviously not following the Talk.Bizarre programme for orthodontic
enlightenment as discovered by yours truly, and given the seal of approval
by such net.luminaries as drieux and St. Terri.

Brush your teeth WHILE (or should that be "whilst"?) reading t.b... and 
listen to the music of your choice at the same time.  Clean teeth, healthy
gums, no more bad dreams, and enlightenment thrown in for free!  What more
could you ask for?

--Zvi
(Eraserhead crossed with Thomas Pychon's _V_)
(Now listening to the soundtrack from "Pippin", after my FAME tape got broke.)
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Thunderstorm's a-comin'
Date: 14 Oct 1992 22:51:29 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


The thunderstorm's a-comin'

we've gotta bring in the hick'ry nuts

and bolt the finches down.

AjD
wing nuts,
of course
From: bc@apple.com (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: abstract flamage
Date: 7 Oct 92 22:46:33 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA


You know, it's unfortunate that <> has such a mighty big dick -- every
time it gets hard, the 400 gallons of blood required cause such a
vaccuum in the brain that <>'s head shrivels up like some kind of
obscene apple doll.

Luckily, the only thing that gets <> hard is <>. 

mr HEINOUS
why, no, no one in particular
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: DATE CALCS (mon - sun)
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 20:43:57 GMT

In article <1b9siqINNnde@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>
>
>>####################################################################
>>   mmddyy                       .   backwards
>>             2                  .           
>>   101292 = 2 x 3 x 23 x 367    .   292101 = 3 x 97367 
>>             4                  .              
>>   101392 = 2 x 6337            .   293101 = 109 x 2689 
>>             2                  .            
>>   101492 = 2 x 25373           .   294101 = 19 x 23 x 673 
>>             3   2              .             2
>>   101592 = 2 x 3 x 17 x 83     .   295101 = 3 x 32789 
>>             2                  .                 
>>   101692 = 2 x 25423           .   296101 = 13 x 22777 
>>             5                  .             
>>   101792 = 2 x 3181            .   297101 = 7 x 42443 
>>             2                  .             
>>   101892 = 2 x 3 x 7 x 1213    .   298101 = 3 x 99367 
>>####################################################################

Your notion of "backwards" is abhorrent.

Try this one (and note that Tuesday is a prize of mickle import):

% factor 921012 
921012
     2
     2
     3
     23
     47
     71

% factor 921013 
921013
     921013

% factor 921014 
921014
     2
     139
     3313

% factor 921015 
921015
     3
     3
     5
     97
     211

% factor 921016 
921016
     2
     2
     2
     115127

% factor 921017 
921017
     43
     21419

% factor 921018 
921018
     2
     3
     7
     21929

				--Blair
				  "I'll have a stoat."
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ucla.rumor
Subject: Name that Government Agency
Date: 11 Oct 92 04:06:27 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <1992Oct10.004925.12817@athena.cs.uga.edu> milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>>2.) How did you get a newsfeed at a yacht club?
>
>	Cellular telnet

It's time to play, name that government agency.

-- 
I hate the 3B2
The 3B2 can bite me.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: All Aboard
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 18:23:15 GMT

In article <1992Oct9.140852.27901@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>
>or so i though. the train careens wildly, jumping from track to track,
>sometimes even riding in the road. yuppies sell each other cocaine and
>get into fights over the bathroom. a large woman dressed up as a pirate
>serves us weak coffee and warm orange juice. and the ride lasts for hours
>and hours--i thought this damn train only took thirty minutes. Why are
>we going into this tunnel under the sea? what is happening?!

It's the damn govermint.  Screwin with them Amtrak appropriations again.
It's all the fault of Congress, too.  If you had voted the straight
Republican ticket we could have dropped the bomb on Russia and this
never would have happened.
--scott
From: Jim.Davies@comlab.ox.ac.uk (A Wooden Fish on Wheels)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bad song lyrics
Date: 14 Oct 92 13:03:25 GMT
	<MJD.92Oct13121107@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
	<1bf3r4INNh1i@agate.berkeley.edu>
Organization: /users/jdavies/.organization
In-reply-to: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu's message of 13 Oct 92 18:17:08 GMT


In article <...> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:

   Well if your name's Kent
   It's known that you're bent
   It's an actual undeniable fact

As most of you will know, this is from Sinead O'Connor's 1981 collaboration
with the Pet Soft Boys THERE IS NOBODY LIKE U. 

Jim

  --> or was it Prince?

--
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: not a private message for mark. gooley
Organization: finchhaus
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 07:07:50 GMT


Oh, yeah.  somebody else is selling a 125 gallon fish tank.
at roughly a dollar per gallon.  who would like to start
a brewery?

AjD
you can get it all in
the ann arbor news' classified
ads.
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: debt size wars, was Re: direct quote
Date: 13 Oct 92 19:30:15 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Oct12.220136.11399@netcom.com>, gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
> 
> I could administer the fund (being utterly honest), although an unemployed
> t.b reader would have more time.

There's a certain amount of redundancy in the above sentence, I'm sure.

Jason

> Mark.
> gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: loser mail i received
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,to.wasatch
Summary: i am way more cool than you
Keywords: duh. duh. duh.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 92 05:57:13 GMT

From jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu Thu Oct 15 21:56:27 1992
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.startrek.current

>In article <1992Oct15.014515.22787@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> cmeadows@nyx.cs.du.edu (Chris Meadows) writes:
>>In article <ivy.718418554@camelot> ivy@camelot.bradley.edu (Ivelisse Atil
>>s) writes:
>>>In <jeffv.718315605@physics.ubc.ca> jeffv@physics.ubc.ca (Jeff Vavasour)
>>writes:
	(me)...

>	KEEP THIS CRAP OUT OF TALK.BIZARRE. WHAT A BUNCH OF SHIT.
>--
	(loser)...

Lighten up.  The quote  in your .sig is obviously true for you.  Thus,
you may consider this a notice of your termination.

	gee, do you have you phaser set on 'kill'?  golly not that!
maybe i'll get lucky and it's just set on 'stun'. duh. piss off loser.
--
	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
						          "React with this!"
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Naked Lunch
Date: 8 Oct 92 21:28:15 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com


In article <73209@apple.Apple.COM>, bc@Apple.COM writes:
|Not enough homosexuality (or just plain sex for that matter), but
|otherwise a delightful little movie.

The typewriter with the enormous tumescent penis wasn't
enough for you?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: goz@cage.eng.mcmaster.ca (Chris Goz)
Subject: a million points
Organization: McMaster University, Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 15:54:07 GMT

he is covered in sweat and breathing heavily.  the fight has gone well
and he is nearly the man that he used to be.

unfortunately,
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: If Scholarly Journals were like the Net . . .
Date: 16 Oct 92 16:58:48 GMT
	<1bdrgoINNsa@girtab.usc.edu> <1992Oct15.234016.14231@news.Hawaii.Edu>
Organization: University of Utah

In article <1992Oct15.234016.14231@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours) writes:

   >carla janice is my guess

   Consuella Jehosephat?

Chamomile Jejunum?

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
From: dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: stifling pro/con abortion speech
Date: 15 Oct 92 20:05:56 GMT

Doug Page complains that the anti-abortion forces were denied a platform
at the Democratic convention.

Conveniently ignoring the more blatant stiffling of the moderate Republican
pro-choice majority at a similar gathering recently in Houston.

Now, if the Dems were in conspiracy, what do the party of the Elephant
droppings have to raise in their own defense before the RICO statutes
are enforced on their authors?

Kent, the man from xanth.
"The Birthright of humankind is the stars!"
--
Ignore the header, and don't expect me to see a news reply.  We don't get news.
Use email to: <dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: debt size wars, was Re: direct quote
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 22:01:36 GMT

In article <1992Oct9.053714.10813@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
>In article <1b0e3sINNl6a@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>>In article <1avu5iINNjpp@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>>*OH, pooor pooooor pooooooooor markie.
>>*My heart bleeds for you.
>>*
>>*I'm finally *down* to $2000 and i'm euphoric and blissfull and you're
>>*whining about $1k.
>>
>>Nononononononoooooooo, m'dear.  What that means is that after that $1000,
>>I'll finally be under $5000 and actually be able to afford the move.  Sort
>>of.
>
>between us, pierce and i are $14,600 in debt
>(approximately) but we're moving anyway, to
>another state, where pierce will take out a
>student loan and go to college so that we can
>afford to pay off our debts.
>
>just wait till we buy a second car and a house
>and have kids!  then we'll both be getting PhDs
>and moving to fucking bermuda!

There are supposedly 84,000 readers of talk.bizarre worldwide.

Some large fraction of those should be able to spare $1 (U. S.) or more.

If 10,000 t.b readers were to send in an average of several dollars each, we
could wipe out most of the oldbie debts.  The remainder of the money,
if any, could go to some non-political and totally absurd cause, such
as the preservation of some absurd but historical building somewhere

I could administer the fund (being utterly honest), although an unemployed
t.b reader would have more time.

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: things I hate
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 00:58:17 GMT
Comments: Eggheads of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your yoke!


"Scott" == Scott Dorsey <kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov> writes:

Scott> I am going to strip all that stuff out and install X11R5 from the MIT
Scott> distribution like God intended machines to run.
Scott> And this goes double for DECstations.

Good luck! It only takes five or six tries, each a couple of hours
long, to get it right (IN BED, if I may be so bold to add.) 

Especially on DECstations.  Install X before installing DEC's version
of Motif. 

For those of you running  DECwindows, here's a quick bug fix: 

% find / -name "dx*" -exec rm -f {} \;

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.
 Cute signature quote by They Might Be Giants: D, world destruction /
  Over an overture / N, do I need / Apostrophe T, need this torture?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: My favorite post of the day.
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 20:50:59 GMT



In article <mcnair.26.718747967@slab.unt.edu> mcnair@slab.unt.edu (SEAN MCNAIR) writes:

   From: mcnair@slab.unt.edu (SEAN MCNAIR)
   Newsgroups: alt.cd-rom
   Date: 10 Oct 92 20:12:47 GMT
   Sender: usenet@mercury.unt.edu (UNT USENet Adminstrator)
   Organization: School of Library & Info Sci, UNT

       I recently fell out of bed while I was having some intense sex with my 
   girlfriend and spermed on some CD-ROMS I have. I didn't get a chane to wash 
   them off for three weeks! Soemtimes these CDs skip in the reader. Is this 
   due to the sperm, or could it be something else?

			       Gumby



jv <- "something about the verbage"
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Naked Lunch
Date: 11 Oct 92 21:04:56 GMT
Organization: IFA

grendel@camelot.bradley.edu (Alyosha Bourgea) writes:
>dfqfrby@shoes.BELL-ATL.COM (Connor) writes:
>>It is probably Cronenberg's best, even better than Videodrone.
>How do you think it compares to Burroughs' book?

I thought they took too many liberties with the plot.  For example,
whatever happened to Tars Tarkas, Jeddak of Thark, noble green warrior 
and friend to John Carter?  And where was the flashing swordplay?  And
the incomparable Deja Thoris, Princess of Helium?

I can appreciate artistic license as well as the next guy, but really
this adaptation was almost unrecognizable.

Rigler (ok I'll shut up now)
--
                                     A far off horseman, or maybe just
                                     a fleck of dust caught in your eye. 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel)
Subject: short shameful confession
Keywords: "I'm looking for it... honestly"
Reply-To: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
Organization: The Ghost Of Christmas Past Society
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 06:07:17 GMT


I usually have no trouble being entertained by the posts of both gypsy
AND Carasso.

somehow, it seems like there's an inherent contradiction in that fact 
that just hasn't sunk in yet.

--
jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu -- convinced that Godot's living with Howard Hughes.
  "I am a penis. Worship me."--lead singer of rock band Bicycle Face,
vainly attempting to gain attention of the crowd at the Cat's Cradle
in Chapel Hill, while opening for Mojo Nixon & The Toad Liquors
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Spoonerism Time
Date: 9 Oct 92 03:08:26 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)




Norman Mailer<-->Mormon...you know

Waiting for a fart to stall
                   

RICHH
--Boy Meets Girl, the basement tapes
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:33459 talk.politics.misc:50581 alt.fan.rush-limbaugh:6569 alt.politics.elections:15872 talk.abortion:41631 alt.politics.clinton:9410 alt.politics.bush:8426 alt.games.sf2:3326 soc.singles:27396 alt.politics.homosexuality:6396
From: by712@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mark E. Bradley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,talk.politics.misc,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.politics.elections,talk.abortion,alt.politics.clinton,alt.politics.bush,alt.games.sf2,soc.singles,alt.politics.homosexuality
Subject: Re: #&%*! SHENG LONG (was Re: Abortion, family leave, what next?)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,talk.politics.misc,misc.test,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.politics.elections,talk.abortion,alt.politics.clinton,alt.politics.bush,alt.games.sf2,alt.test,soc.singles,alt.politics.homosexuality
Date: 9 Oct 1992 18:53:06 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
Reply-To: rauser@fraser.sfu.ca
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) says:

>Okay a couple of things.
>
>1) You'll note that I put alt.games.sf2 back in the header.  Please do the
>same on future postings.  (Yeah, right)
>
>2) WHO THE *%$@! IS SHENG LONG?  More importantly, who cares?  If you manage
>to get an unbiased view together, send me email.  That's UNBIASED.  As in the
>FACTS.  How old he is is a FACT.  What his job is is a FACT.  That he's the 
>savior of our race is NOT a FACT.  That he's the stupidest person on the face
>of the earth is NOT a FACT.  Get it?
>
>3) I'm gonna skip the sig line, you guys wouldn't get it anyway.

Would someone also send me mail about Sheng Long?  Someone said it was Ryu's
uppercut punch but others said it was his teacher.  Also could someone mail
me the Chun Li strategy guide?  The one that starts "So you want to play the
hot, sexy babe from China?" or something like that.


"C'MON SWEET CHUNKS!  Y'R MY IDEAL TOUCHY-FEELY!!"
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Date: 11 Oct 92 17:32:24 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Oct9.152617.8923@Princeton.EDU>, greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:
> In article <1992Oct7.232510.9222@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mbur@nyx (MAC) writes:
> 
> 
> 
> }Is it just me, or is Nowak just like the little, dirty faced, snot nosed kid
> }at the playground who wouldn't shut up until you threw him on the ground,
> }gave him a weggie and stuffed dirt in his mouth? 
> 
> 
> No, that's just you.
> 
> Thank you, thank you, thank you...

Never mind that. Do you .... ?

Jason

> 
>                                  greg
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep Faces Mortality
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 92 17:29:16 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

"I'm going to get a few rounds of golf off before I go down"
								-- @lS
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Plumbing hardware
Date: 14 Oct 92 22:59:37 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc., Cupertino, CA

Ilana:
|McGuckin Hardware is a Boulder landmark, an enormous hardware-cum-miscellany
|store, occasionally referred to as Big Fuckin' Hardware, because it is.
|Green-shirted employees roam the cavernous aisles, directing lost and 
|bewildered customers to Aisle 14, or Aisle 2, or wherever they need to go.
|Their slogan:  "If we don't have it, you don't need it." 

I don't intend to start a "my hardware store is bigger than yours"
war, but permit me to wax philosophic about my favorite shrine to
consumerism on the East Coast.

I refer, of course, to SPAGS.

They do have a slogan: "Where your CASH buys more." This is to remind
you that since they don't take checks, credit cards, allow returns or
exchanges, they make more money, and some tiny portion of that money
results in lower prices.

They have beautiful bumperstickers with this slogan imprinted on them,
as well as their famous address: "Route 9, Shrewsbury." This is not
much of an oversimplification, since they own 6 buildings -- a
warehouse, a shopping store which has been abutted to the office
complex behind it, a schoolhouse, and two storefronts, all within
about a half mile of each other. Enough floorspace for your average
mall. Some of the buildings are actually on Route 9, some are not.

They charge for the bumperstickers. People buy them. I had one on my
old car. I want one for the Corvair.

They do have guides, of course. They have to, considering the
organization of the place.

That is to say, there isn't any. Last time I was there, they had the
brass fireplace doodads next to mens dress shirts, next to the brass
pipe fittings, next to the fishing equipment. It's probably changed by
now, since they have a tendency not to reorder anything.

If you wanted brass kitchen doodads, you had to go out back. Mens
dress slacks are in the schoolhouse, over near the tires. They don't
sell hunting equipment, only guns. They're in the other building.

They might have what you want. If it's a tool or a hardware item, they
almost certainly do. Including Whitworth socket sets. (Or at least,
they had them when I was last there. Don't ask me. I forgot to buy
one.) Including construction rivets. Including sewer main.

They don't do lumber, but they do have carpenter tools, and nails.
They don't do theatrical, but they do have instrument clamps. Go
figger.

Last time I was there, I bought an indescribably ugly decorator wall
clock (marked $150, I offered the floor manager $10 for it, he changed
the price tag), 5 Perez Prado cassettes, a corn dog, a couple of
telephones, a reel of phone wire, a pack of cheap underwear, and a mag
lite. And a pound of silver solder. And a bumpersticker, of course.

I guess if they did advertise in the yellow pages, it would have to be
under the heading "General Merchandise." I simply don't see any other
possibility.

mr HEINOUS
where your cash buys more
From: Julian (NB Forever)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Thespians
Date: 14 Oct 1992 04:22:43 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-19.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

Life sucks here. Yesterday I was listening to my ABBA, it was awesome,
hadn't heard it in about 5 years. The tunes started going through my head,
wanted to hear it some more.

Walked over to the computer lab with my walkman and tapes in their nice
blue bag stopping in the middle to make a telephone call. Set down the
bag and put the tapes on the ledge of the phone.

10 minutes after the call noticed i no longer had my tapes and went back
to the phone to find them. 10 fucking minutes 10 tiny minutes, 600 seconds
later and they were gone.

All that was there was this thespian girl who said "Duh No I havent
seen no tapes"

I think she was acting
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: A message to my critics
Organization: UCLA, Computer Science Department
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 92 19:33:52 GMT


   Time flies like an arrow.

   Fruit flies like a banana.

   Shit flies like your face.




john
-- 
v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-
    "Reality is a sandwich that I did not order."
			       Zippy the Pinhead (for president)
^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-
From: caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Latest Jordache Ad Campaign
Date: 8 Oct 92 17:25:26 GMT
Organization: Rice University

What IS 'Horny'?

HWRNMNBSOL
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Fair is fair: Jordan
Date: 10 Oct 92 01:35:12 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

IN SOC.CULTURE.ARABIC nabeel@sce.carleton.ca (Bulbul) writes:
)
)   Now look at Beards International Jordan!
)
)   A friend's wife had a miscarriage and went to a hospital. She
)cried in pain, the humanitarian doctor shouted, "Shut up or I
)will ram my shoe down your throat."
)
)   Another friend of mine had a hernia surgery. The let them
)stay only one night in hospital and expelled him so that his
)medical insurance won't have to pay for his stay in hospital.
)
)   Those stories are endless. Those doctors are not high class.
)If they went to any other government establishment they would
)be also treated like dirt; this is the Jordanian public. I do
)not even think such disgrace happens in the uncivilized states
)of the Gulf. That shows how much more uncivilized we are.



YES gypsy, yes cj, yes all you polictially correct douchebags.

YES all cultures are the same and equally valid.

YES arabic treatment of women is dandy and is in no way
    confrontational with our views of female equality.


I'M A LITTLE HAPPY BOY
I'M A LITTLE HAPPY GIRL
I'M A HAPPY LITTLE CULTURE
I'M A LITTLE HAPPY WORLD
I LOVE ALL AND ALL LOVE ME
LOOK WE LIVE SO PEACEFULLY
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY ME
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY WEEEEEE!

...carasso "sublime sarcasm:  i think not"
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IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR