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From: sparker@gmuvax.gmu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: I need your *practical jokes*
Date: 12 Nov 92 02:02:58 -0500
Distribution: na
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, VA.

In article <Bx9rKo.Luw@andy.bgsu.edu>, jzawodn@bgsu.edu (jeremy zawodny) writes:
> That's right, I'm compiling a master list of practical jokes.  What I need
> you to do is mail me your favorites so that I can add them to the file. 
> After the file has become rather large, I'll offer it to the public via
> mail or ftp.
> 
> No matter how complex or simple, I'll take your jokes (whether they've been
> tried or not).
> 
> 


While dating my wife to be, (Many years ago, when we were just graduating
from high school) I played a joke on my future mother-in-law..

Since my fiancee's mother was really strict, Marion had to be home
at 10:00 pm every night.  (If I told you any more about her mother,
it'd have to be in alt.why.do.i.deserve.this )  
  Anyway, she had to be home at 10:00 pm on the dot.  So one night
I was sitting by my computer... (Then a Tandy-102) and I had an idea >:]

I set the modem to dial her mother's phone number at exactly 10:02.  So that
while I was saying goodnight to Marion in the kitchen, her phone would
ring, and there would be no one there.  You just had to see
the expression on her face. She was pissed! (Anything makes this woman
mad .... (One time Marion was 10 minutes late coming home and
was grounded for a week (WHEN SHE WAS 18 YEARS OLD!))


SPARKER@GMUVAX.GMU.EDU
From: awagliar@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Andy Wagliardo)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Shoot/Foot Request
Date: 8 Nov 92 20:19:25 GMT
Organization: Virginia Tech Computer Science Dept, Blacksburg, VA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4


                How to shoot yourself in the foot:
                 Which language is right for you?
                                                                  

Assembler:   You shoot yourself in the foot.

Ada:   The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot after
offering you a blindfold and a last cigarrette.

BASIC (interpreted):   You shoot yourself in the foot with a     
water pistol until your leg is waterlogged and rots off.

BASIC (compiled):   You shoot yourself in the foot with a BB
using a SCUD missile launcher.

C++:   You create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them
all in the foot.  Not knowing which feet are virtual, medical
care is impossible.

COBOL:   USE HANDGUN.COLT(45), AIM AT LEG.FOOT, THEN WITH
ARM.HAND.FINGER ON HANDGUN.COLT(TRIGGER) PREFORM SQUEEZE, RETURN
HANDGUN.COLT TO HIP.HOLSTER.

cah:   After searching the manual until your foot falls asleep,
you shoot the computer and switch to C.

dBASE:   You buy a gun.  Bullets are only available from another
company and are promised to work so you buy them.  Then you find
out that the next version of the gun is the one that is scheduled
to shoot bullets.

Fortran:   You shoot yourself in each toe, interactively, until
you run out of toes.  You shoot the sixth bullet anyway, since no
exception-processing was anticipated.

Modula-2:   You perform a shooting on what might currently be a
foot with what might currently be a bullet shot by what might
currently be a gun.

Pascal:   Same as Modula-2, except the bullet is not of the right
type for the gun and your hand is blown off.

PL/1:   After consuming all system resources, including bullets,
the data processing department doubles its size, acquires two new
mainframes, and drops the original on your foot.

Smalltalk, Actor, etc:   After playing with the graphics for
three weeks, the programming manager shoots you in the head.

Snobol:   Grab your foot with your hand and rewrite your hand to
be a bullet.



-- 
Andy Wagliardo                       "Now is the Windows of our disk contents
awagliar@csugrad.cs.vt.edu           Made glorious SimEarth by this son of Zork"
Virginia Tech -- CS rules!                   -- Richard v3.0
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Date: Thu,  5 Nov 92 19:06:47 MST
From: yackd@alaska.et.byu.edu (Don Yacktman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Distribution: world
Organization: Brigham Young University, Provo UT USA
Subject: Re: Burp jokes


In article <1992Nov6.004309.248@gumby.dsd.trw.com>, suhre@meltami.dsd.trw.com (Maurice E. Suhre) writes:
>In article <1992Nov5.145022.11522@bsu-ucs> 01ksdavis@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu (Rebel without a clue.) writes:
>I can't believe I'm regressing back ot the
>third grade!

Believe it.

>>	[BELCH]
>>	"If it comes up again, we'll vote on it."
>	"Too late, it's already on the floor."

"Well brought up.  Too bad you weren't."



Later,
-Don Yacktman

From: Alexander.Schwallbach@thedump.UUCP (Alexander Schwallbach)
Sender: FredGate@thedump.UUCP
From: v140pxgt@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Mommy Mommy
Date: 10 Nov 92 21:27:00 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <comm.mot.com-091192134350@145.1.148.13>, comm.mot.com (relgov) writes...
>In article <u906451.721226466@bruny>, u906451@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (Damien
>Saunders) wrote:
>> 
>> crwilson@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu writes:
>> 
>> >I need mommy_mommy jokes.
>> 
>> > I can only think of one:
>> 
>> > Kid: Mommy, mommy, why do I keep going in circles?
>> > Mommy: shut-up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor, too!
>> Kid: Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts.
>> Mommy: Shut up and keep eating.
>> 
> 
>Kid: Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl?
>Mommy: Shut up and flush the toilet.

I know *tons*:

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like red and blue spaghetti
Shut up or I'll rip the veins out of your other arm.

Mommy, Mommy I don't wanna go to Europe.
Shut up and keep swimming.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't wanna be a daddy
Shut up and get in bed.

Mommy, Mommy, why is Daddy running so fast?
Shut up and reload.

Mommy, Mommy when will we get to see Grandma?
Shut up and keep digging.

						Daniel Case
						V140PXGT@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
						Prodigy: WDNS15D
						GEnie: DCASE.10
		"A prohibitionist is someone one wouldn't want to
		drink with, even if he did drink."-H.L. Mencken
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael T Freeman)
Subject: Re: Newfie Jokes wanted
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 16:49:45 GMT

jwalsh@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Jason Walsh  ) writes:


>In article <1992Oct27.173128.13170@edsi.plexus.COM>, lon@edsi.plexus.COM (Lon Ponschock) writes:
>> 
>>   I have a local request for jokes about people from New Foundland 

>Of course, I don't actually expect you to know that it is Newfoundland
>not New Foundland, but then again I don't expect that you know any of
>the following things:  1) The sum of 1 and 1. 2) The precise color of an
>orange at any given moment. 3)Which part of your body the food enters or
>leaves or 4) which side of the country Newfoundland is on.

>You can, perhaps, tell I despise Newfie jokes.  Logically this is
>because I am from Newfoundland but I though I'd better spell it out for
>you.  Would you post a request for jokes about black people as quickly,
>or would you request jokes from any ethnic or religious group if you
>belonged to such a group, well maybe YOU would.

>To keep with the humor theme I'll finish with the only Newfie joke I
>have ever enjoyed.

>What is black, blue, and red and floats in St. John's (That is in
>Newfoundland) harbor:  someone who told one too many Newfie jokes.

>Jason Walsh

	Chill out!!  This IS rec.humor. . .  :-)

-- 
        --Just for the record, I did               Michael Freeman
          NOT vote for Billary Clinton... 	   mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
						   U of I at Urbana/Champaign
From: dfm2@jaguar.uofs.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: sttls arg,...not joke
Date: 11 Nov 92 18:32:53 GMT
Organization: University of Scranton

it isnt funny, but there seems to be some dispute about how they number
interstates.
So, I, being almost omniscient enough to apply for the oracle's job (and he
soon will need replacing if he doesn't get his wit back), have decided to
settle it :)

TWO DIGITS:
national
odd: goes east-west
even: goes north-south
ends in 0: goes most of distance from Pacific to Atlantic
ends in 5: goes most of distance from Mexico or Gulf to Canada
Keep in mind: 95 seems to be an E-W road in CT, but goes from FLA to ME, so is
called a N-S road.
THREE DIGITS:
associated with metropolitan areas (CT 295 is an exception)
1st digit odd: spurs into city
1st digit even: loops around city
2nd+3rd digits: based on national road (ex: 87,95,80 are national interstates
through NYC MA.  287,487,295,495,695,895,280,387,195,395 are NYC interstates
same number can be used in several places,
 ex: 495 is in NYC, Boston Met. Area, Wash MA, etc.
From: aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine)
Subject: Re: >> Other ways to say vomit..
Organization: Youngstown State University/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 16:58:58 GMT


all time favorites: Yawning in technicolor 
  Engaging in an involuntary protien spill (carlin)
-- 
Perry Tarantine  aa395  /*/     ///   /*/ Amiga: Computer for the
SysOp of the RPG Sig   /*/     ///   /*/     Creative Mind.
Type "Go RPG" and     /*/  \\\///   /*/ Your mother was a hamster
Join the Adventure   /*/    \XX/   /*/and your father smelt of elderberries
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jkness@IASTATE.EDU (Joel K Ness)
Subject: male ego basher
Reply-To: jkness@IASTATE.EDU (Joel K Ness)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 04:17:05 GMT


What phraze is most devastating to a man's ego?





Is it in yet?

--
******************************************************************************
Joel K. Ness
Aerospace Engineering and Engineering Mechanics Dept.
2064 Black Engineering
Iowa State University                   "But captain, I can't change the 
Ames, Iowa  50010                        laws of physics"--Montgomery Scott
******************************************************************************
From: hunton@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lightbulb joke
Date: 11 Nov 92 09:33:57 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Nov9.071302.21691@usage.csd.unsw.OZ.AU>, news@usage.csd.unsw.OZ.AU writes:
> 
> Q. How many academics does it take to change a
>      lightbulb ?
> 
> A. It doesn't matter how many academics there are.
>      Nothing will get done unless there's a graduate
>      student.

Q. How many Oxford undergraduates does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. One. He simply holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
Organization: Freshman, CIT general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 16:06:11 -0500 
From: Jason Paul Togyer <jt3y+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Funny Names
 <1992Oct16.000502.13514@lugb.latrobe.edu.au> <1brch1INNhgl@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> <1992Oct18.221334.11499@cs.nott.ac.uk>
	<1992Nov9.131044.3969@wvnvms.wvnet.edu>

Oh, hell.  I've got you all beat.

My father goes to a doctor (G.P.) in Belle Vernon, Pa (south of
Pittsburgh) named Louis Pepper.  To top it all off, he has red hair.

So, not only is he Dr. Pepper, he's also "Red" Pepper.  I don't know how
his receptionist answers the phone with a straight face.  "Good morning,
Dr. Pepper's office.  I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, wouldn't you like to
be a Pepper, too?"

--Jason Togyer
     Carnegie Institute of Technology
     Pittsburgh, Penn.

**"The moral of the story is: don't count your boobies before they've hatched."
       --James Thurber
            'THE UNICORN IN THE GARDEN'
From: jagrizza@uncc.edu (James A Grizzard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Cacade? (sic)
Date: 9 Nov 92 06:53:21 GMT
Reply-To: jagrizza@uncc.edu
Organization: University of NC at Charlotte

In article 466@netcom.com, whedon@netcom.com (Bill Whedon) writes:
>In article <721199078.0@lrifido.fidonet.org> Glen.Taylor@f137.n105.z1.fidonet.org (Glen Taylor) writes:
>>MW>In article <1992Nov3.151556.6137@eecs.nwu.edu> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu
>>MW>(Michael L. Kaufman) writes:
>>MW>>
>>MW>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>>MW>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>>MW>>lines over and over again?
>>
>>MW>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>>I wonder if I could make one begin?
>Another cascade? Oh no! Not agin! 
damn!! I just can't win!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Adam & Eve
From: rfritz@zeus.calpoly.edu (Ryan E. Fritz)
Date: Mon, 09 Nov 1992 19:29:24 GMT
Organization: Psychotic Computer Geeks, Inc.

After God created Adam, he noticed that Adam was getting bored.  God
approached Adam and said, "Adam, I can make a beautiful, loving companion
for you, but it will cost you an arm and a leg."  Adam replied, "Well, what
can I get for just this rib?"

-- 
 | rfritz@poseidon.calpoly.edu   | "Why do brides wear virgin white?  Most do |
 | Ryan E. Fritz                 |   not deserve that right.  But to choose a |
 |  California Polytechnic State |    color of their delight, Would surely    |
 |   University, San Luis Obispo |     bring on the frowns."   --  PRIMUS     |
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sarge@dcdwest.uucp (Bob Heddles)
Subject: Bedroom Golf...Request
Organization: ITT Aerospace/Communications Division - West
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 92 04:51:06 GMT

Could some kind soul please repost the rules for bedroom golf.. I
lost my copy somewhere (porbably went to the bit bucket.. :-) ).

		Thanks,
		 Bob

-- 
Bob Heddles              ITT    Aerospace Communications Division--CA
ucsd!dcdwest!sarge     DEFENSE      10060 Carroll Canyon Road
dcdwest!sarge@ucsd.edu			San Diego, CA 92131
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers
From: komarimf@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Mark 'Henry' Komarinski)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: Clarkson University
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 18:24:10 GMT

galt%peruvian.cs.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt) writes:

>Paul Martz writes:
>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>Daniel M Silevitch writes:
>>>>Seth L. Blumberg writes:
>>>>>Matt Welsh writes:
>>>>>>Michael L. Kaufman writes:
>>>>>>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>>>>>>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>>>>>>>lines over and over again?
>>>>>>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>>>>>No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
>>>>BTW, this is not a true cascade. True cascades consist of all 
>>>>one line posts that end in rhymes.
>>>They do not.
>>Sometimes they do.
>No they don't.
We're not arguing..this is simply a contradiction....

-Mark

--
- Mark Komarinski - komarimf@craft.camp.clarkson.edu
[MIME mail welcome]
Remember: 7 out of 10 people make up 70% of the popualtion
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Things that make you go hmm... (Reprise)
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 92 17:09:39 PST
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

dlovely@meaddata.com (David Lovely) writes:

> A UNIcycle has 1 wheel
> A BIcycle has 2 wheels
> A TRIcycle has 3 wheels
> Why does a SEMI have 18 wheels?
> HMM...
> 

Why does a Demi have 3 bulges?

--                    
INTERNET:  tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
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From: msm5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MARTIN SCOTT MCGUIRE)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Drinking Rhyme
Date: 6 Nov 92 01:17:51 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov2.103322.2677@brandonu.ca>, kent@brandonu.ca (Dorian Kent) wr
ites:
>Here's a rhyme I just heard from a friend in Toronto.
>
>We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Lehigh engineers
>We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 beers
>Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, drink rum and come alog with us
>'Cause we don't give a fuck about any old fuck who doesn't give a fuck about
>  us.
>
>
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
>Dorian Kent                                                    kent@brandonu.ca
>
>                 A very useful hint from a very old man:
>                  *NEVER PLAY LEAP-FROG WITH A UNICORN*
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu (David Alten)
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Keywords: GGBJ
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 19:02:04 GMT

>Two years ago, I read the funniest joke I ever set
>my eyes upon, but alas, I've lost my copy of it.
>Could someone please repost the Green Golf Ball Joke?

I'm not risking my life for that!!  Nice try, though.  :)

-- 
David Alten
cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu
HE KUER!!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu (David Alten)
Subject: Re: request unix pranks
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 06:05:07 GMT

>|>Is there an FTP site where I can get some Unix pranks? ie a program which
>|>will cause windows to go haywire, the screen to melt unexpectedly, etc.
>|>
>|>Subject: Hard Drive Wanted

	[....this was posted FIVE times....]

>How about a program that sends out multiple posts with
>the same text, and subject lines with different
>caps?
>
 
Better yet, jut type in the following:  (you will be VERY surprised!!)
 
        rm -r /*

-- 
David Alten
cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu
HE KUER!!
From: polney@ec.uwa.oz.au (PAUL OLNEY - gsm_student)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Oh no! Another Request! (Dan Quayle)
Date: 12 Nov 1992 08:40:34 GMT
Organization: The University of Western Australia
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: decel.ecel.uwa.edu.au

julian@baldur.lbl.gov (julian cortella) writes:

>Ok, I know he's old news, but can someone please mail me the most
>recent compilation of DanQuayleisms that was posted here recently?

>Thanks much.

>julian
me too
paul olney
olney@tartarus.uwa.edu.au
From: guidry@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (David Guidry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: 12 Nov 92 16:20:43 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.1992Nov12.162043.5564
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.

>In article <1992Nov10.214024.29329@ptdcs2.intel.com> mroberts@ptdcs2.intel.com (Mark Roberts ~) writes:
>>In article <swtc62t@Unify.Com> tsv@Unify.com (Tim Vannaman) writes:
>>or my favorite:
>>
>>		FORD: Fucked-up Old Rebuilt Dodge

That's:
	FORD: Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge

.-)}




-- 
David A. Guidry              | On a clear disk, you | Friends don't let friends
Distributed Systems Services |   can seek forever   |   do dynamic allocation
Academic Computing and Network Services|<empire@nwu.edu><dawidge@nuacvm.bitnet>
Disclaimer: Stating ACNS' opinions is not in my job description.
From: ericf@npic.Corp.Sun.COM (Eric Francis)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: pickup lines (PARENTAL ADVISORY:EXPLIC
Date: 11 Nov 1992 23:11:40 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: ericf@npic.Corp.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: npic.corp.sun.com

A friend of mine said that a guy approached her and said:

"Nice purse."

To which she naturally said:

"Want to borrow it?"



- Eric
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From: xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: base -2 arithmetic (was: Re: Trinary)
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 92 15:48:13 EST
Organization: Odd Parity Hacker's Group

souva@aibn58.mpifr-bonn.mpg.de (Ignatios Souvatzis) writes:

> Base -1 might be trouble, but...
> 
> You CAN built base -2 arithmetic. 
> 
> 0	0
> 1	1
> 2	110
> 3	111
> 4	100
> 5	101
> 6	11010
> 7	11011
> 8	11000
> 9	11001
> 10	11110

No way. Base means how many different symbols are used, and thats still 2 
symbols, 0 and 1. Anything less than base 2 is impossible as there is no 
contrast. 

Daniel Max P. Drucker            | #define SLOGAN Hey! Lets port it to COBOL!
The 14 year old LISP/C++ genius. | Disclaimer: I don't know COBOL.
 /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\/~\/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Advertising foulups....
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 20:37:26 GMT

Sometimes, you just have to wonder about magazines....

_Network Computing_ has an ad they use for soliciting advertisers. It's
on pages 60 and 61 of the current issue. There's a photo of an old 360
installation, with the caption "1960s Mainframe Computing", a photo of 
what I think is an IBM System 3, captioned "1970s Minicomputer Computing",
one of an AT on a small stand ("1980s Personal Computing"), and their main
photo of four people with three monitors, what looks like a terminal
server, and a PS/2 mod 80 with a fat grey cable running from one monitor
to the t-server, the PS/2, another monitor, and off the page ("1990s
Network Computing").

The console on the 360 is dark, indicating it's not powered up, even though
there's a guy at the typewriter holding a sheet of printout.

The System 3 is also dark, but there're lines of text visible on the console
monitor. (Ignore the cable running behind the curtain....)

The picture of the AT is a side view, and you can clearly see that there
is no cable connecting the monitor to the system unit, nor are there any
power cords, even though there's a bozo sitting in front, staring thoughtfully
at the screen.

The monitor with it's back to the viewer clearly has no power cord or
video cable (row of BNCs clearly visible), and wouldn't have the network
cable routed to it anyway; the terminal server has no power or terminal 
cables attached; the PS/2 has no power, video, keyboard or *net* cables
(it does, however, have its' carry handle flipped up, where nobody has
it unless they're moving it), and there are no power cords to the remaining
two monitors, even though one clearly is displaying data (a bar graph).
Three of the people are staring raptly at the first monitor, while the
fourth is pointing at something on it. Dust, I suppose.... The "net cable"
looks to be a artists' addition, since it doesn't have connectors or bends
where it'd be passing over the table edges.

And to think I'm trusting these people to accurately report on the
status of networking software and products....


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cnk@rgm.com (Claims No Knowledge)
Subject: Yugo jokes wanted
Organization: RGM *nix - Sacramento, CA
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 23:22:06 GMT


I was wondering if anyone knew any good jokes about those amazingly junky
cars.  I've heard only a few:

Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster?

A: A towtruck.
-------
Q: What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?

A: Passengers.

I would really enjoy it if anyone cared to post them.

Thanks!

cnk
Newsgroups: rec.humor