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From: isar@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WANTED URGENTLY !! Lawyer/Legal jokes
Date: 16 Oct 92 20:22:35 GMT
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <Bw2G01.n0z@dcs.ed.ac.uk>, la@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Lewis Alderton) writes:
> In article <1992Oct13.134720.1@vax1.tcd.ie>, mjwaters@vax1.tcd.ie writes:
>> 
>> 
>> Can anyone who has any Lawyer jokes or a list of lawyer jokes 
>> please send them to me. Virtually any kind of relevant garbage 
>> accepted.
>> Many thanks.
> 
> -- 
> 
> Q. What's the difference between a Lawyer and a Herd of Buffalo ??
> 
> A. The Lawyer charges more.
> 
> +------------------------------------------------------------+
> | Lovely Louie              | We must use time as a tool     |
> | la@dcs.ed.ac.uk           | not a couch.                   |
> |                           +--------------------------------+
> |                           | J.F.Kennedy                    |
> +------------------------------------------------------------+
888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888

 Q. Why won't sharks bite lawyers?

 A. Professional courtesy


I.R.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dsblack@iastate.edu (Vilkata TDK)
Subject: Re: stupid criminal tricks
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 01:55:37 GMT

In <1992Oct11.122410.3962@darwin.ntu.edu.au> neely_mp@darwin.ntu.edu.au (Mark Neely, NTU Law School) writes:

>In article <1992Oct6.182928.24610@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, ghuntres@nyx.cs.du.edu (Gary  huntress) writes:
>> Someone tried to rob a bank in our town.  He handed the teller a
>> note and was so nervous that he passed out cold.  The police were
>> called, the would-be robber woke up, ran out the door only to 
>> discover that he had locked his keys in the (running) car.
>> Gary Huntress

>Then there is the bank robber (must have heard this mistake on a hundred
>different occaisions) who writes his "Gimme your Money" message on the back of
>a letter addressed to himself!

>Mark N.

>-- 
>                    Mark Neely  neely_mp@darwin.ntu.edu.au
>    	Articled Clerk & Tutor - Law School, NTU, Darwin NT Australia
>DISCLAIMER: The views expressed herein are my own. They do not reflect the views
>of my firm nor those of the University. Unless otherwise indicated, the contents
>are not a formal legal opinion or advice.


Okay, I guess I should tell the one I see the most.  Many of you have probably
seen this too, I've read about five articles of different people doing this.
Basically, they'll be in a high-speed chase, but the cops catch them because
they can tell where he's going to go next.  How?  He never fails to use his
turn signal...  

Of course, there was also one I saw in which a cop was chasing a guy (I think
he eventually caught him), but the chase lasted over twenty minutes, and 
neither car ever exceeded the speed limit...

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From: derry@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (John Derry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: HUMOR
Date: 14 Oct 92 17:04:17 GMT
Reply-To: derry@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (John Derry)
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
NNTP-Posting-Host: eeserver.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

An old man comes upon a small boy sitting on a curb, crying.

OM asks, "What is making you so sad, little lad?"

LB replies tearfully, "I can't do what the big boys do."

Whereupon the old man joins the lad on the curb and cries with him.
From: rgp39716@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Rahul G. Patwari)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: I need ONE-MAN SKITS?
Date: 12 Oct 92 17:08:56 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

I have to perform a skit type thing this week in front of a group,
something humorous, and I was hoping that I could come here for 
ideas!!!  Does anyone have any? (please please do!!!)

Rahul

-- 
Rahul G. Patwari         
rgp39716@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
University Of Illinois  
At Urbana-Champaign    
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Subject: Re: Airplane! script
Reply-To: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 05:32:12 GMT


In a previous article, johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) says:

>In article <Bv9JuE.HDC@ais.org> draper@ais.org (Patrick Draper) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep27.235911.11105@hubcap.clemson.edu> conradv@eng.clemson.edu writes:
>|>In article 1LuRRB1w164w@phsbbs.princeton.nj.us, tony@phsbbs.princeton.nj.us (Anthony Foglia) writes:
>|>----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>|>>
>|>>Can I get a copy too?
>|
>|Me three!
>|
>
>Would somebody just post the damn thing so all these net.neophytes will
>stop posting "Me To" to the net.  
>
>And to those that continue to post "Me Too" article would you *please*
>learn how to use email?  Maybe "Me Too" should be added to the FAJ
>(Frequently Asked Jokes) list.
>
>-- 
>+==========================================================================+
>| John Fereira     | Auspex Systems | "Auspex does not share my opinions.  |
>| johnf@auspex.com | Santa Clara CA |  So Why am I still working here?"    |
>+==========================================================================+
>
Me too!!!

}:-)
-- 
*...your Friendly Neighborhood Atheist // "Assembly of God???  Strange.. *
*      the KelleyMan:Kelley L. Miller // I was not aware that the diety  *    
*                  ae642@yfn.ysu.edu // was available in source form..." *
****************Know God...No peace.  No God...Know peace.****************
From: mike@leah.prc.utexas.edu (Michael Kline)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted: Rupture Jokes
Date: 13 Oct 92 17:43:34 GMT
Organization: Population Research Center, UT-Austin

In article <1992Oct6.024615.22546@wam.umd.edu> ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:
>>Anyone hear any rupture jokes?
>>
>>E.g. When you're swimming in a swamp
>>     And a turtle takes a chomp
>>     That's a rupture
>>--Ray Cote
>

Brings me back to day camp when I was a kid :-)
How about :

When you stick your finger in the socket
And your balls fly out your pocket
That's a rupture
	--Mike Kline
From: smith@ctron.com (Larry Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: REQUEST !!! URGENT PLS READ !!!
Date: 8 Oct 92 16:24:41 GMT
Reply-To: smith@ctron.com
Organization: Cabletron Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Oct2.100434.19272@inesc.pt>, usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>	Can someone email me the 50,000 question purity test , pls ?
>I already have all the others, only this one is missing...
>( .Z format is OK)

I didn't have the 50,000 question version so I emailed you five copies
of the 10,000 question version.  I'll let you guess where I got the
10,000 question version.  ;)

Larry Smith (smith@ctron.com)  No, I don't speak for Cabletron.  Need you ask?
-
How about we all do something reasonable?  I bet that'll confuse 'em!
From: smith@ctron.com (Larry Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Palindrome
Date: 9 Oct 92 14:39:52 GMT
Reply-To: smith@ctron.com
Organization: Cabletron Systems, Inc.

In article <VANDER.92Oct5201626@vancouver.stars.flab.Fujitsu.co.jp>, vander@flab.fujitsu.co.jp (Mike van der Velden) writes:

>A friend of mine sent me this one:

>  A man, a plan, a caret...
>  ...a dairyman, a bater, a canal--Panama.

I reform.  I shall never palindrome again.  I know when _I'm_ beat...

Larry Smith (smith@ctron.com)  No, I don't speak for Cabletron.  Need you ask?
-
How about we all do something reasonable?  I bet that'll confuse 'em!
From: rm009b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (ryan sky mills)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: WANTED: Answering Machine Messages
Summary: Messages
Keywords: Answering Machine
Date: 15 Oct 92 04:40:00 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

Would somebody either mail me or post the long list of answering machine
messages?  Mine has disappeared.  Thanks.
                                              Magnus
rm009b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu
From: fssmith@venus.lerc.nasa.gov (Greg Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Find the Bug (the real answer)
Date: 9 Oct 92 17:19:00 GMT
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Oct9.142533.16438@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jjm4_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Why not?!) writes...
>In article <1992Oct3.122735.1503@cnsvax.uwec.edu> andersod@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Oct1.164635.19852@inesc.pt>, usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>>> 	The following deduction has a bug. C if u can figure where...
>>> 
>>> 	Three guys rent a three-bed room in a hotel, each one paying $10.
>>> 	Late that night, the hotel manager finds ou he made a mistake:
>>> 	The price of the room was not $30 but $25, so he called an
>>> 	employee and told him to give the $5 back to the clients.
>>> 	And so it went. But the employee started thinking: How am I going to
>>> 	split the money between the 3 guys ? I better keep $2, and so give
>>> 	$1 to each of them,
>>> 	Conclusion:
>>> 		Each client payed $9 ($10 - $1), and 3x9 = 27 plus the 
>>> 	$2 the employee kept, that makes $29...
>>> 	
>>> 	Where is the missing $ ???
>>> 
>>     The missing dollar is one of math's unanswered question.  
>>It is a mathematical inpossiblity, yet a real life situation.
>>
>>                            signed,
>>                                    Douglass Anderson, a Math Major
> 
>it goes something like this:
>the 27 dollars includes the employees 2 dollars but does NOT include the
>3 dollars the guys got back
>the paid 25 total +2 (employee kept) +3 refund
> 
>something like that 
>josh masson, an ME major

so simple to the mathematical mind.  It works exactly like this
each client paid $9 (10-1)=27 MINUS the $2 the employee kept makes $25

Jeesh
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
From: nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Date: 12 Oct 92 13:04:42 +0900
Distribution: world
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University

In article <roelle.718663295@uars_mag>, roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle) writes:
> pjordan@rp.CSIRO.AU (Patrick Jordan) writes:
> 
> >------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >Patrick Jordan                      |          _
> >CSIRO Division of Radiophysics      |        // \   I am not a number,
> >NSW, Australia                      |       /( 6 )  I am a free man.
> >pjordan@rp.csiro.au                 |      () \_/
> >------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>                                                /|\
> Is this an old fashioned bicycle, or is it      |
> the freely swinging 'Mr. Limpy' with the        |
> numeral "6" tattood on his left plum?   >>>-----
> 
> 

 HA AHAH AHAHAHHAHAHHAHA HAH AAHA HAHA AHAHAHHAH *BIG LAUGH*
From: pact_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Peter A. Schott)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: I need!!! Monty Python Holy grail
Date: 16 Oct 92 20:33:08 GMT
Article-I.D.: galileo.1992Oct16.203308.29782
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <2686@tymix.Tymnet.COM> filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit) writes:

>In article 45@cuphub.cup.edu, arr9734@cuphub.cup.edu () writes:
>>I am in desperate need of The Search For The Holy Grail Scrip
>>By Monty Python
>>
>>	Would someone please send me this script, or post it on news
>>
>>				thanx, The Grey Wizard

>It's in book form; go BUY it.  It also has a lot of Gilliam sketches,
>and a marked-up (earlier) version of the script, including stuff that
>was deleted from the final version.

>--f2

I don't remember ever seeing this.  I'd be really interested in it.  What is
the exact title and where can it be found?  Thanks for replies.	 Pete.
-- 
Pete Schott                    pact_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu

Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse
it suddenly does.
From: hoey@zogwarg.etl.army.mil (Dan Hoey)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ftp site found
Date: 16 Oct 92 14:18:12 GMT
Article-I.D.: zogwarg.1198
Followup-To: alt.announce.important.real.important
Organization: Naval Research Laboratory, Washington, DC

In article <6061@ucsbcsl.ucsb.edu> harley@engrhub.ucsb.edu (Hahn) writes:

>The reason I bother to mention this is that there are
>new users out there who should know:
>
>Never fall for any trick that tells you to
>enter "your actual user name and password".
>In this case it is innoculous, but you should
>know never to do such a thing.  There are people
>who write programs to induce you to enter such information
>that, later, they can use to break into your system.

There are also new users out there who should know:

1. Be sure to make sure your ladder has its feet on the ground before
       using it.

2. Do not drive with sun shade in place.

3. Do not strike your video screen with your fist.  Use a hammer.

This has been a public information announcement.

Dan
From: smith@ctron.com (Larry Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bumper Snickers
Date: 16 Oct 92 12:24:23 GMT
Reply-To: smith@ctron.com
Organization: Cabletron Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Oct15.083444.12086@nntp.hut.fi>, jaa@hutcs.cs.hut.fi (Jari Alasuvanto) writes:
>In article <1992Oct14.160009.10669@eagle.lerc.nasa.gov> maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov writes:
>>                   "Driver Carrys No Cash
>			    ^^^^^^^^
>>                     2 Kids in College"

>	Any comments on your spelling ?

You have to make sacrifices to send two kids to college.

Larry Smith (smith@ctron.com)  No, I don't speak for Cabletron.  Need you ask?
-
Liberty is not the freedom to do whatever we want,
it is the freedom to do whatever we are able.
From: ralph@cbnewsi.cb.att.com (ralph.winslow)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
Keywords: purple
Date: 9 Oct 92 19:04:46 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: AT&T

In article <rdippold.717739570@cancun> rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
>s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
>>	Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
>"Bug" won't rhyme, but do you think "burp"'ll?
I wasn't gonna, but I'm afraid some jerk'll!
>-- 
>If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst
From: larryf@hpnmdla.sr.hp.com (Larry Ferreira)
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 19:50:43 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Questions of the Universe
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Santa Rosa, CA
Newsgroups: rec.humor



>  6) All the above, but replacing Man by Human.
                                          ^^^^^
Nope, can't say that.  Contains a suggestive sexual bias.
How about Person ... No can't do that either!  Damn! ... Oh I know People
Yeah, that's it.  God replaced Man with People ...Yeah!   %~)
From: rajain@ecs.umass.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: How do they do it?
Date: 15 Oct 92 18:23:06 GMT
Article-I.D.: ecs.18761.2addb70a

In article <1992Oct15.142437.16181@nmsu.edu>, sschilli@nmsu.edu (Sandy Schilling) writes:
>> >>>Does any one have a list of stuff like:
>> >>>    Accy majors do it in numbers!
>> >>>    Physics majors do it at the speed of light!
>> >>Architecture majors stay up all night.
>> >>Music majors do it in a chord.
>> >Mechanical Engineering majors do it in gear!
>> 	Nukes do it with more power!
>> 	Phototherapists do it with the lights on!
>> 	Divers do it deeper?
> 
> Librarians do it by the book.
> 

	Operations Researchers do it by optimizing !!!!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: peter@NeoSoft.com (Peter da Silva)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: NeoSoft Communications Services -- (713) 684-5900
Date: Thu, 08 Oct 1992 10:55:20 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.235007.27846@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> s1071828@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au (Matthew Long) writes:
>   people who wrote this crap must be complete wankers without any life.
>   Does anyone apart from the minority who write this drivel find it funny?

Sure, there are a lot of complete wankers without a life on the net. Som
even boast of it. Some of us miss those days... occasionally.
-- 
Peter da Silva.  <peter@sugar.neosoft.com>.
 `-_-'   "Oletko halannut suttasi tnn?"
  'U`  
Dit kan mijn kamer niet zijn, ik adem geen ammoniak.
From: daz@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (David A. Z.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 16 Oct 92 20:35:46 GMT
Organization: /etc/organization

In article <5547@balrog.ctron.com> smith@ctron.com writes:
>In article <t923335.719022298@minyos.xx.rmit.OZ.AU>, t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle ) writes:
>>mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>
>>>Right! I run System V on my VIC-20!
>
>>Hmmmm...well, I am getting SVR4 for my HP 48SX.....
>
>HA!  _I'm_ just finishing up a port of VMS for my Timex Sinclair!  Top THAT!
>
>Larry Smith (smith@ctron.com)  No, I don't speak for Cabletron.  Need you ask?
>-
>Liberty is not the freedom to do whatever we want,
>it is the freedom to do whatever we are able.

	Can't really beat that if its true, but if it's not note that
Cromemco used to see "Cromix" a Unix-simular operating system that ran
on thier Z80 (same as the Sinclair) based machine.

	Besides, I grew up with a teletype at 110 baud.  You don't know 
how spoiled you are getting that increadably fast and convienant 20x20 
(+/- ?) display on your Sinclair!!!

	(I of course felt VERY privledge that I had access to an 110 baud
terminal when I was young.  (Sure beat the card punches my Dad used to
use, which of course were a big improvement over front-panel access only.
[Most of the time]))

						- David A. Z.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kfason@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Kevin Fason)
Subject: Re: Bumpersticker
Date: Sat, 17 Oct 1992 02:23:53 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <1bn342INN21v@crcnis1.unl.edu> aberigan@nde.unl.edu (A. Berigan) writes:
>tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ) writes:
>
>>Another bumper sticker:
>>
>>PICKARD/RIKER IN 92
>
>I take it that that is not verbatum?
>

How about the Ren/Stimpy 92 I have on my dorm door?
-KF
From: okes@essex.ac.uk (Oke S)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: A crap joke
Date: 16 Oct 92 11:38:33 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Essex, UK.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and 
black and white and black and white and black and white and 
black and white and black and white and black and white and 
black and white and black and white and black and white and
black and white and black and white and black and white and 
black and white and black and white and black and white and 
black and white and black and white and black and white and 
black and white and black and white and black and white and 
black and white and black and white and black and white? 



A zebra!

--
This signature is copyright 12/6/1992 Simon Oke. All rights reserved. If you
like it and keep a copy for your own use, you owe me $20. Please pass it on
to your friends with all documentation.              Email okes@essex.ac.uk.
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Live long and prosper.
From: tes0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (THOMAS EDWIN SCHMIDLIN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Veepee Debate
Date: 14 Oct 92 15:55:38 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1bg21sINNsjl@matt.ksu.ksu.edu>, strat@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Steve Davis)
 writes:
>sbale@netcom.com (Swamy S. Bale) writes:
>
>>After watching the vice presidential debate, each presidential candidates
>>were asked how do they think about the debate.
>
>>Gov. Clinton " Wow! Al did a superb job. Definitely we are going to win"
>
>>President Bush "I wish Senator Gore should have been my Vice presidential
>>candidate".
>
>>Ross Perot "Oh! never mind, I am quitting"
>
>Funny, yet quite accurate!
>
>Stratocaster
>--
>          Steve Davis (I'm a student, not a spokesperson!)
>      strat@cis.ksu.edu - Kansas State University - Manhattan KS
>
>Don't believe what the Moral Majority says. Remember that they are neither.
>

I don't know which debates you guys were watching, but Quayle got Gore on more
points than the other way around.  Most of the time, Gore wound up looking
like an idiot, while the other two abused him.  The only point Gore won was on
abortion, and they had that one before the debates even started.  No doubt,
the Dems lost a lot of votes during that debate, but they sure didn't go to
Perot.
-- 


Tom Schmidlin       DEEP THOUGHTS: By Jack Handey - Dad always thought
TES0@LEHIGH.EDU         laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is
215-758-0875            why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: roy@osceola.cs.ucf.edu (Ian Roy)
Subject: WANTED: Jokes on accountants
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: rec.humor
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 20:27:41 GMT


Hi Netters,

	I am looking for accountant jokes. If any one has some (or better
yet, a list) couldthey mail it to

	air@ccd.harris.com

	or post them in rec.humor ?

	Thanks,

	Ian
From: guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: re:how they do it?
Date: 12 Oct 92 23:15:48 GMT
Article-I.D.: hpubvwa.190390002
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Bellevue Sales


    In a previous article, g90c5787@giraffe.ru.ac.za (MS S WILSON-CROSS) says:

    >Drama students do it with an audience.
    >
    >Computer Science students do it with hard drives.
    >
    >
    >Cooks do it with grease and a lot of heat...

    Mechanical Engineers do it with fluid dynamics ...
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: chorley@vms.ocom.okstate.edu
Subject: Re: How do they do it?
Organization: OSU College of Osteopathic Medicine
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 17:04:38 GMT

In article <1992Oct12.202648.29275@rd.hydro.on.ca>, rdowlati@rd.hydro.on.ca (Ramin Dowlati) writes:
>> In article <3OCT199219352868@summa.tamu.edu> i0b8356@summa.tamu.edu (Ivan Berrios) writes:
>>>In article <1992Oct2.153703.6502@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, dh0a@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (DONALD L. HARDY) writes...
>>>>>Does any one have a list of stuff like:
>>>>>
>>>>>    Accy majors do it in numbers!
>>>>>    Physics majors do it at the speed of light!
>>>> 
>>>>Architecture majors stay up all night.
>>>> 
>>>>Music majors do it in a chord.
>>>> 
>>>
>>>Mechanical Engineering majors do it in gear!
>>>
>> Here's one for Nuclear Engineers:
>> 	Nukes do it with more power!
>>
>> and another one:
>> 	Phototherapists do it with the lights on!
>> 
>> 	Divers do it deeper?
>
> Mathematician do it as a finite sum of an infinite series.
>
> Osteopaths do it until you feel no pain.

 .....	Dr. Strabismus of the osteopathic college
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From: liam@durie.amigans.gen.nz (Liam Greenwood)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 9 Oct 92 19:45:04 GMT+12
Organization: It's Home, really...
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Johnson (johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com) wrote:
> in another group, though; only Macs, PCs and Amigas are appropriate for
> rec.humor.
    Nothing funny about PCs....
--
 Liam Greenwood ------ liam@durie.amigans.gen.nz ------ Wanganui, N.Z.
                 Don't tell my Mother I'm a programmer,
               she thinks I'm a piano player in a brothel