HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: MICROSOFT FREE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT SEMINARS
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 00:33:47 GMT

axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au (Iain Sinclair) writes:

>Not only does he rip off Brent C.'s dinky 4-line .signatures, he posts
>his crass advertisements in the wrong place entirely (aus.news is for
>discussion of NET news, dork).

This must be a UTS malaise.  Join Tom in the need to post PS's(did Eye leave 
out and i & e, ie). Can't we get it all done in one go(coitus interruptus is 
it called?).  Here we also have an obvious expression of ignorance which, 
heaven forbid, was picked up by a Tank no less.  Brent C.s dinky 4-line 
.signatures, ala the one in question, comes from a wee Unix program that you 
should have found(its in the games directory) called fortune.  So although 
Eye hate to admit it your favorite son and Eye are plagiarist in common, and 
more to the point Tom's surely the winner.  We're now net.sherlock.holmes 
and net.eggspurt are we.  Read your manifestos and fester.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
Date: 17 Aug 92 03:56:25 GMT
From: axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au (Iain Sinclair)
Newsgroups: aus.flame
Subject: Re: Strippers
Reply-To: axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au
Organization: University of Technology, Sydney

act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:
 >And as a follow up to Meye former on this, in which the really pathetic 
 >Sinclair cross-post was left so that he was exposed to the world, Eye see 
 >clearly now that in vain Iain is searching for recognition.

"Clearly"?  They were the groups that the original article was crossposted
to (minus aus.flame).  Why don't you get a monocle, you fucking idiot?

But the biggest mistake is that you imposed your own motivational
framework on others.  Myself, I post here because it's an opportunity
for some cheap laughs, a chance to explore the richness of the English
language, and an occasionally rewarding diversion.  Yourself, you post
to aus.flame for ... "recognition".

What is it that you hope to be recognised for?  Why are you now
resorting to DAC-style volume in an attempt to get it?  Will you
ever post anything that is worthy of anyone's attention?

Blow your rancid catarrh over america.flame.  Maybe you will get
some "recognition" there.


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Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8))
Subject: Re: Canberra dullards.
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 08:01:09 GMT

u867278@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (Dov Berns) writes:

>Dov Berns (The Great one returns)
            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Thank you, Dov, for acknowledging my re-arrival onto the scene of aus.flame.

And in the immortal words of Gary Glitter

Hello, hello, it's good to be back, it's good to be back,
Hello, hello, hello!

Did you miss me (yeah) when I was away
Did you hang my picture on your wall
Did you miss me (yeah) when I was gone
But now it's time to say hello!

Laurie 8 <heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au> | Some Driveways are concrete
Theoretical Chemistry PhD student        | Some Driveways have bricks
University of Tasmania, Australia        | Other Driveways
Unashamed 70s man, glad to be glam.      | Have Pebble-Mix - Laurie 8         
Opinions expressed above are those not only of Laurie 8, but the whole world
Date: 13 Aug 92 01:13:18 GMT
From: osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn)
Newsgroups: aus.flame
Subject: Re: Strippers
Keywords: intellectual snob fuckwit extrordinaire

Ender@csc.canberra.edu.au (Ender Wiggin) writes:

>Tasmainian universities, more specifically those students, when compared
>to our respective instutions receive funding not comensurate with the
>quality of net.ignoramous we observe. >Ender.

Considering the incredible burden the net.ignoramus places upon the more
enlightened and more integral scholars and other assorted humans, I'd say
the campus was very under-funded.

Canberra Uni receives funds independently of its needs and its problems
- on the agreement that it ignores both of them!

TO.

-pseudo-signature-for-the-effete-careerists-

"Your office should be as big as possible.  It's hard to imagine one that's 
too big. The greatest luxury you can have isn't a fireplace or a balcony or 
a bar.  It isn't sumptuous material or even a spectacular view. It's space,
and the more the better."              Playboy's Moving Up In Style (1982).

-real-signature-for-people-who-work-in-tiny-cells-

Tom Osborn,                                 " It is sorrow, not malice
School of Computing Sciences,                       which kills worlds ".
University of Technology, Sydney,      
PO Box 123 Broadway 2007,  AUSTRALIA.               Kate Braverman, 1985. 
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au (Rod Swift)
Subject: WELCOME BACK TO DAC!!!
Organization: -=[ Curtin University of Technology ]=-  Perth, Australia
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 10:15:15 GMT

WELCOME BACK DAC!
-----------------
Nice to see your signature file around here again!

Rod
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From: heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8))
Subject: Re: Nice Car, One Eye!
Keywords: Broom, broom, tinkle, crash!
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 00:15:48 GMT

osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn) writes:

>heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8)) writes:

>>Nice Car, One Eye!

>>Thanks for driving it into Parliament House so I could see it on the TV.

>>I'll offer you $1500 for it.  >Laurie 8

>I'll offer Unicornia $1600 to drive the car to UTAS, provided he eschews
>air-freight and boats - and he drives it himself. COD?

>[I am not expecting any fish puns]...

There but for the brace of cod go (one) eye.

You really should have expected some.

Laurie 8

Laurie 8 <heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au> | Some Driveways are concrete
Theoretical Chemistry PhD student        | Some Driveways have bricks
University of Tasmania, Australia        | Other Driveways
Unashamed 70s man, glad to be glam.      | Have Pebble-Mix - Laurie 8         
Opinions expressed above are those not only of Laurie 8, but the whole world
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Strippers
Organization: University of Canberra
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 00:05:32 GMT

osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn) writes:

>osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn) writes:

>>Big words are only worthwhile if they add to the precision of the 
abstraction
>>about which they have been coined to capture. In the case of Unicornia, 
the
>>pearls have been cast by a swine amongst a motley crew of certifiable 
cases
>>(you know who you are), and the rest of us.

>Ie, it's easier to deceive when you use big words. It's more powerfully
>expressive it you use big words accurately and without excess. The
>deceivers and pretenders give the rest a little test to keep them on
>their phalanges...

Two posts required, must be getting a wee forgetful, or is it a lack of 
clarity, certainly evidence of limited RAM capacity(oh dear there Eye go 
with Toms ovine flavour - must be catching ewe know(it is)).

I fear a slight misusage here which when given the acid test could certainly 
become a small bone of contention.  This unfortunate phenomenon will surely 
see Tom the victim of a phagocyte ere his phis birthday. Even for Tom I 
would hope that he could avoid a worse fate than be harangued by a faggot 
throwing a meringue.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8))
Subject: Re: Tasmania read this...
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 23:23:52 GMT

Ender@csc.canberra.edu.au (Ender Wiggin) writes:

>Hello 'utas'
>Notice that 'UTAS' and 'UTS' differ only by an 'A'.
>'A' is for asswipe !

Yes, we use them down here. Of course, at UTS shit gets recycled and
bottoms stay plugged until you can chisel it off, call it carob and make
it into a cake.

Hugs and kisses, Ender, I think you are just jealous because Ice T is not
giving a concert down here.

Laurie 8

Laurie 8 <heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au> | Some Driveways are concrete
Theoretical Chemistry PhD student        | Some Driveways have bricks
University of Tasmania, Australia        | Other Driveways
Unashamed 70s man, glad to be glam.      | Have Pebble-Mix - Laurie 8         
Opinions expressed above are those not only of Laurie 8, but the whole world

Is Ice T any relation to Mr T?
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Strippers
Organization: University of Canberra
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 00:13:25 GMT

osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn) writes:

>>>>There you are Tom some almost big words to keep you crappy.
>
>>Big words are only worthwhile if they add to the precision of the abstraction
>>about which they have been coined to capture. In the case of Unicornia, the
>>pearls have been cast by a swine amongst a motley crew of certifiable cases
>>(you know who you are), and the rest of us.
>
>Ie, it's easier to deceive when you use big words. It's more powerfully
>expressive if you use big words accurately and without excess. The
>deceivers and pretenders give the rest a little test to keep them on
>their phalanges...

Goodness Gracious Me.  Her Eye stand harangued about certain most 
informative posts re a series of conferences and the unfortunate martyr of 
the tyrannical Tom and cohorts.  Not only did Tom have to phollow up his own 
post to add forgotten and worthless comments he also exhibits malaise of the 
keyboard.  Not only a duple post but to multiple groups(edited out by 
this one as we should keep the dirty washing in our own backyard).

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: 2119784@hydra.maths.unsw.EDU.AU ()
Subject: Re: MORE fan mail for Iain.
Organization: school of Mathematics UNSW
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 00:00:49 GMT

In article <osborn.714101447@dragon> osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn) writes:
>2119784@hydra.maths.unsw.EDU.AU () writes:
>
>>In article <axolotl.713607766@syzygy> axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au writes:
>>>act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:
>
>>[Inspiring payout and general wank deleted]
>
>>Iain Sinclair. What a star. That diatribe he just offloaded makes you
>>(note I don't share Iclots enthusiasm for sheep) want to give your life
>>up to him, dunnit? I hope he does the sme thing to me and humiliate me
>>in style, so I can be crucified in front of a.f's regular audience of 7.
>
>>Reminds me of an expression made popular by a certain movie of Mr. Kerr
>>and his World. 
>
>Iain must have been really naughty. This is his third load of fan mail
>within seven days. He must have shredded little kitten in a previous life,
>or invented TV talk-shows/dorkism.
>
>Balance is called for: (a) Fuck off Iain. (b) You owe me a beer...
>
>Tomasso.

I thought someone like you would know sarcasm when you saw it.
Guess Not.

You're as full of crap as Iain is.

Graham the Happy Scum

"Its better to dine on your feet than to nibble your knees"
From: dac@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: aus.flame
Subject: Re: WELCOME BACK TO DAC!!!
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 92 11:30:23 GMT
Reply-To: munnari!labtam!eyrie!prolix!dac
FollowUp-To: aus.flame
Keywords: 
Organization: More like Dis~, really.

In article <1992Aug17.191515.1@cc.curtin.edu.au>, Rod Swift writes:

> WELCOME BACK DAC!
> -----------------

Are you looking for bovver? :-)^H^H^H

Dac
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Date: 18 Aug 92 01:30:47 GMT
From: osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn)
Newsgroups: aus.flame
Subject: MORE fan mail for Iain.

2119784@hydra.maths.unsw.EDU.AU () writes:

>In article <axolotl.713607766@syzygy> axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au writes:
>>act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:

>[Inspiring payout and general wank deleted]

>Iain Sinclair. What a star. That diatribe he just offloaded makes you
>(note I don't share Iclots enthusiasm for sheep) want to give your life
>up to him, dunnit? I hope he does the sme thing to me and humiliate me
>in style, so I can be crucified in front of a.f's regular audience of 7.

>Reminds me of an expression made popular by a certain movie of Mr. Kerr
>and his World. 

Iain must have been really naughty. This is his third load of fan mail
within seven days. He must have shredded little kitten in a previous life,
or invented TV talk-shows/dorkism.

Balance is called for: (a) Fuck off Iain. (b) You owe me a beer...

Tomasso.
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au (Rod Swift)
Subject: Re: WELCOME BACK TO DAC!!!
Organization: -=[ Curtin University of Technology ]=-  Perth, Australia
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 01:56:27 GMT

In article <1b852cef.ARN2340@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au>, dac@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
> In article <1992Aug17.191515.1@cc.curtin.edu.au>, Rod Swift writes:
> 
>> WELCOME BACK DAC!
>> -----------------
> 
> Are you looking for bovver? :-)^H^H^H

Bovver?  Aren't they a vacuum cleaner from Sweden?

And those ^H's aren't for real... I know!

Rod
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Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn)
Subject: Re: Neville Oliver puts his foot in his mouth...
Organization: Computing Sciences, Uni of Technology, Sydney.
Date: 21 Aug 92 04:41:41 GMT

axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au (Iain Sinclair) writes:

>Damian.Fitzgibbon@f106.n633.z3.fidonet.org (Damian Fitzgibbon) writes:
> > * Origin: Andy's Attic! Funny-bone time extra.. (03) 749-4897 (3:633/106)

>Fuck, doesn't this sound like a laugh a minute.
                                               ^ ?
Date: 13 Aug 92 01:35:28 GMT
From: osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn)
Newsgroups: aus.flame
Subject: Sub-James (was Re: Canberra dullards).

axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au (Iain Sinclair) writes:

>....  I wouldn't expect anything but shit-boring small-town drivel from
>you and your neighbours, but you and Ender are something else;  sort of
>like James Burton on speed.  Burton's postings were such a fucking waste of
>space that I couldn't even remember who he was, were it not for the James
>Burton hotel in Pyrmont.

Not to mention the Burton Family Hotel on St John's Road (in Glebe - a minor
infringement on propriety and sanity sort of west of Ultimo).

Fuck, What a concept - James Burton on speed. Would be worse than DAC on
ecstacy. 

Now Zit off!
From: me@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au (Yeah, me)
Newsgroups: aus.flame
Subject: Re: Strippers
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 23:57:10 GMT
Reply-To: munnari!labtam!eyrie!prolix!dac
FollowUp-To: aus.flame
 <1992Jul22.230933.5978@u.washington.edu> <1992Jul23.172153.21703@asuvax.eas.asu.edu>
 <axolotl.713511622@syzygy> <act.341.0@csc.canberra.edu.au> <osborn.713584016@dragon>
 <act.345.0@csc.canberra.edu.au>
Keywords: 
Organization: More like Dis~, really.

In article <act.345.0@csc.canberra.edu.au>, Cyclops writes:

> osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn) writes:
> 
> >Big words are only worthwhile if they add to the precision of the abstraction
> >about which they have been coined to capture. 
> 
> More obtuse convolutions from a diluted intelect.

What would you know about intellect?  The IQ range for the mongol
submorons that make up your [no doubt extended] family?

Dac
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Xref: sparky aus.flame:3273 alt.flame:12247
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: aus.flame,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Sinclair's and Osborne's Daily Enemas
Keywords: iain sinclair tom osborn are not worth the while; however...
Date: 20 Aug 92 18:52:20 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.

In article <Bt9qpz.2uw@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

>Hey, Tom, we miss you over in alt.religion.kibology.  That's
>alt.religion.kibology, the group that would love to see you post to it
>some more.  Alt.religion.kibology--you can't miss it, just turn left at
>alt.religion.scientology.

>P.S.  Have you tried Dianetics?  It will uddle your final zone cool!

Don't even get me started on Dianetics and Scientology, man.  I have 
tactical nukes for those guys.

>                                                                -- K.


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Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Strippers
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 92 23:05:31 GMT

osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn) writes:

>I don't agree. I wouldn't want to defend Iain - that would be removing
>some pleasure from his life. However, I must insist that his ability
>to enflame a topic is quite legendary.

And of course that would leave him devoid.  Your judgement of his flaming 
ability depicts clearly your lack of judgement.  Eye'm sure that Iain is a 
latent wharfie.

>Big words are only worthwhile if they add to the precision of the abstraction
>about which they have been coined to capture. 

More obtuse convolutions from a diluted intelect.

>Wander closely to the edge with unsteady tip-toes...

A compliment, although totally unecessary, and a quality required in the 
conflagration business.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
From: Greg.Clark@f357.n633.z3.fidonet.org (Greg Clark)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.flame
Subject: **** Australian citizens kidnapped by Malaysian Prince ****
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 23:33:00 +1000

if he took derryn hinch,who would we hate????


 * Origin: SexyLegs Line1 SuperBBs Rego & Support Aust 61-3-318-3455 V3
(3:633/357)
Date: 19 Aug 92 23:57:34 GMT
From: osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn)
Newsgroups: aus.flame
Subject: Re: Tasmania read this...

heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8)) writes:

<drivel deleted>

>Laurie 8

>Laurie 8 <heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au> | Some Driveways are concrete
>Theoretical Chemistry PhD student        | Some Driveways have bricks

Hi George, What kind of Theoretical Chemistry do you do?
Date: 13 Aug 92 01:50:53 GMT
From: osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn)
Newsgroups: aus.flame
Subject: Re: Strippers
Keywords: intellectual snob fuckwit extrordinaire


Ender@csc.canberra.edu.au (Ender Wiggin) writes:

>I bet our university usurps worse than yours. The merit of UC is it 
>once sold excellent jelly beans, alas no more. 

UTS sells lentil burgers. They even taste OK. I was shocked.

But to preserve my health and sanity, I've started bringing my own lunch
(a cooked mix: fava beans, cannelini beans, soya beans, some lentils, red
cabbage, rice, tomato (of course), peas, onion, assorted herbs and spices,
and some German-type bread). And I haven't farted yet...

Tomasso.

-pseudo-signature-for-the-effete-careerists-

"Your office should be as big as possible.  It's hard to imagine one that's 
too big. The greatest luxury you can have isn't a fireplace or a balcony or 
a bar.  It isn't sumptuous material or even a spectacular view. It's space,
and the more the better."              Playboy's Moving Up In Style (1982).

-real-signature-for-people-who-work-in-tiny-cells-

Tom Osborn,                                 " It is sorrow, not malice
School of Computing Sciences,                       which kills worlds ".
University of Technology, Sydney,      
PO Box 123 Broadway 2007,  AUSTRALIA.               Kate Braverman, 1985. 
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Nice Car, One Eye!
Summary: Next year's Grand Prix to be held in Parliament House
Keywords: Broom, broom, tinkle, crash!
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 06:13:23 GMT

(George Heard (Laurie 8)) 'Heard' after a long absence:

>Nice Car, One Eye!

>Thanks for driving it into Parliament House so I could see it on the TV.

What less can Eye say. Who's your 'mate' down there that doesn't like 
Canburya much.

>I'll offer you $1500 for it.

Look in the Pocket Oxford after 'isthmus', cut 'it' out and pay up!


act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
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