From: onda@ab.wvnet.edu
Newsgroups: alt.thrash
Subject: Re: GWAR show last night
Date: 9 Nov 92 21:17:10 GMT
Organization: Alderson-Broaddus College

In article <92304.095920WK60BUSW@MIAMIU.BITNET>, <WK60BUSW@MIAMIU.BITNET> writes:
> Argle.  Excuse me if this review does not do the show justice - I have a
> concussion and have had no sleep and one exam since the show last night.
>  
> Bam.  Opening - ugly head pops up from over the big tower thingy over the drum
> kit and announces that he has blocked off gwar from performing with his big
> panel thingies and he has his own pussy music wierdos coming out to play.  Lo
> and behold they do come out and some strange stuff I could not understand well
> came out over the speakers.  After a couple of minutes of this stuff the panels
> come smashing down and GWAR attack!  First song and I get drenched with blood.
> I could tell I was gonna get my money's worth out of the show.
>  
> I don't recall too many of the songs too well - during the second or third a
> wave of us went down (me included) and I discovered that I had fallen and I
> couldn't get up!  At this point people started crushing my head with their
> lovely combat boots.  Oh JOY!  Oh ECSTACY!!!
>  
> Well, anyway there were loads'o'deaths through the show (and the deaths looked
> a good bit better than in the Antarctica video) including Bush, Clinton and the
> pope.
>  
> The big thing was Techno rising up from his current status as slave and taking
> over the minds of the slaves and turning them and gor-gor on gwar.  He had a
> neat new arm with a big vise-thingy which he would use to crush peoples heads.
> Aventually the slaves are freed and slimey feeds baby gor-gor a jackhammer and
> GWAR rise victorious.
>  
> Musical high points (and low ones too!):  Slaughterama (election edition), Sick
> of You, Have You Seen Me, AS PURE AS THE ARCTIC SNOW (!!!!!!!!!), America Must
> be Destroyed, beefcake trying to get Pussy Planet started and Oderus vetoing it
> for black and huge, Salaminizer.  No maggots ( :( ), no crack in the egg, no
> cool place to park.  I think they did play Cap'n Crunch though.
>  
> oh well, on a scale of ten stars this gets   2983472509386475098376245967329048
> 5763924065790283467902384759702439865732450986723908546703496213405726340765023
> 5784962034978657235468734097561092869475630847561370846508734651873465789264057
> 2635012765409761087546328756028764358726345 of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Wheela!
>  
> Came home bloody and battered and happier than I've been in a hell of a long
> time.  Also, there was a neat part where Slimey blew a few hundred gallons of
> blood out her cunt (no offense to any women out there - I realize that this is
> the ONLY word that holds any offensive value to you any more - but this thing
> has TEETH!!!  Cunt is the only word that fits.
>  
> later days all
>  
> normy norm the concussed


well that show must have been the same one i saw in june or july i don't
remember but that doesn't matter actually the only part i liked was the
techno/industrial part in the beginning but the stage show was actually pretty
good as i said in the post GWAR SUCKS but that doesn't matter did you see the
show on a big stage or something cause i saw it on a stage which was about 25
long and 8 feet back  and everything was crunched and i was crowded but i don't 
know i maybe i am wrong but i doubt it.   oh well just my two cents worth.

	jason, the most imfamous man in philippi.
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