HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Getting to work early
Distribution: world
Date: 20 Aug 92 20:56:57 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

At some point this morning the voices in my head decided to finally give me
my wake up call with a hearty, "GET UP ASSHOLE. YOU'RE LATE."

Rip roaring, and rearing to go I jumped out of my bed and ran out of my
apartment and into the street ready to catch my morning train.
Unfortunately, this was a waste of precious minutes since I was butt naked
and now would have to climb the fire escape to get back into my apartment.
Lucky for me my cats, Jake and Elwood, have apposable thumbs and were happy
to let me in.

Seeing as I had lost the oppurtunity of taking a shower I jumped in the 
toilet bowl (what's the big deal? I'm only 5'2" and I fit AND this IS
N.Y. water the best in the world. "YEAH FUCKING RIGHT!" Hey, you shut up!)
soaped up, flushed and was *sparkling* clean.
                           ***********
Faithfully, Jake and Elwood are waiting, holding up my suit, for my perfect
9.8 entry.  Now I'm grooving.

BANG! I rock and roll out the window, bounce off the donut filled gut of
the policeman pretending to walk the beat and squirt down into the 
subway.

The big, shiny, tumescent, throbbing, pulsing train slides firmly,
skillfully, passionately, aggressively, confidently into the station.
I shimmy on amongst the yuppies and give a sigh of ecstacy as the doors
gently but masterfully close.

The voices and me get together and have a pow-wow and we pretty much
decide there's no chance of making it to work on time IF we allow other
stops to be made.  Soooo, I pay a visit to Mr. Conductor, place my 
girlish Ruger Super Redhawk down the front of his pants and ask in my
most feminine, submissive voice, "MOVE THIS #$%*@!$%&* TRAIN YOU
!@#$%@!&* BEFORE I LOOSE MY $#@#&*(@!# MIND!!!

When I get to my stop I eject out of the conductor's window and leave him
to be slaughtered by the other loving and compssionate riders.

I charge into my lobby under the hail of gunfire from my company's
security guard (being from Honduras he believes this to be an acceptable
greeting). As I dive into the elevator I plant two slugs in his groin.
Hey, I wouldn't want to be rude.

I plop into my seat ready, willing and able to give the best customer
service a cool experienced professional can give AND I'm early! God
bless America, that I should be allowed this wonderful opportunity
to help my fellow humans.
"Hello, sir? Will that be the Ginsu knives or the authentic faux pearls?"
--

"So I'm minding my own business...no, really. | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 And I see him, the HIM in big impressive     | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 letters. And he owns me, I mean the way      |
 pigeons own N.Y...damn I'm had again."       |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Subject: Re: A fantasy
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 21 Aug 92 14:40:50 CDT

In article <1992Aug20.204319.8023@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
|> At the risk of sounding too HunterSThompson-esque, i have this sudden
|> craving to ingest massive quanitities of hallucinogens, stimulants, and
|> liquor, and then bungee jump naked into the middle of the republican 
|> national convention floor, preferably during Quayles speech tonight.
|> 
|> Hows that for family values?

sounds very republican, rob.  dan probably would have asked you for a 
repeat performance this xmas at his home.  i think you missed out on
a great career opportunity.

c

+====================+
Christine Nelson            
nelson@eastrg1                    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: GERMAN CLASS
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 92 04:14:43 GMT


In a previous article, rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) says:

>gschenk@video.rogers.com (Gerry Schenk) writes:
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 gschenk@video.rogers.com -- anagram (@=a)
******************************************
  Rog: "I choose Germans' V.D.!  Eck!!"
******************************************

>STRIKE THREE!
>Y'ER OUT.
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: The Toilet Revolution!/Revelation!
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 12:30:12 GMT

In article <1992Aug22.052325.19715@news.Hawaii.Edu> deane@mozart.ifa.hawaii.edu (Kimo Kanaka De'ane) writes:
>In article <BtA8AJ.1Cp@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>In article <Bt98BD.F3C@iat.holonet.net> cocoa@iat.holonet.net (little 'e') writes:
>>>
>>Once you have seen a member of the opposite sex brushing their teeth,
>>all thoughts of lust go straight out the window.
>>--scott
>
>	Not so, Horatio!
>
>	Depends on the size of the "equipment." 
>	You see, few people brush in circles. Most brush side to side, or 
>up and down. With a little enthusiasm, all sorts of lovely resonances come
>to life. 

I'm not going to go into a discussion of resonant frequencies, here.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: ah, cable!
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 14:22:14 GMT

In article <ohes5tg@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:

|We got cable installed a couple of days ago.  The first thing
|I watched was a re-run of Batman, with Liberace as guest villain.
|It's likely that I won't ever change the channel away from
|Nickolodeon.  But I did some channel surfing anyway before going 
|to bed last night, just to see what else there was.

|I hit a channel that was showing "The Maltese Falcon".  Colorized.  
|Ulch!  Then I realized that it was dubbed into Spanish.  I
|watched the scene where the Fat Man tells Sam Spade the history 
|of the falcon, while waiting for him to fall unconscious.  The
|dubbers made NO attempt at voice acting.  No Bogart lisp in
|Spanish.  No rich ingratiating English accent for the Fat Man.


Dubbed and subtitled movies can, however, be amusing. While in Germany
about 11 years ago, my roommate and I (the pyro crew for KISS) were 
watching a B-grade English movie, with subtitles in German. At one point,
one of the characters gave a progress report of some kind to another, 
who responds with something like "Why, that's excellent!". 

The subtitle was "Gut."

We got a (much needed, at that point) laugh out of that one....

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
Hestons' First Law: I qualify virtually everything I say.
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 100 word
Keywords: topical, melodramatic, obvious, preachy, offensive=control freaks
Date: 21 Aug 92 15:06:49 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu


Observe the young.
They are feisty.
They are confused.
They are cynical.

We attempt judgment.
We attempt correction.
We offer rightthink.
We offer constraints.

They remain corrupt.
They remain simple.
They do nasties.
They spit back.

We excuse ourselves.
We feign concern.
They strengthen themselves.
They exude contempt.

(We are losing face.)

We quickly regroup.
We rephrase proverbs.
They venomize saliva.
The process repeats.

We say "Stupid!"
They say "Hypocrite!"
We say "Think!"
They say "Feel!"

We cannot abide.
We must continue.
We are correct.
We must continue.

They are incorrect.
We must continue.
They are incorrect.
We must continue.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: I resolve...
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 00:00:22 GMT

...to jump up and down on the mattress for at least a minute each
week.  It's my mattress; I paid for it; I can do whatever I want with
it.  I could even eat it.

Not whole though.

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

Tired of `short, shameful confessions?'  Too old for `one line bios?'
`Rictus Hep' just too bizarre?  Try *NEW* ----> `I resolve...'  It's
the latest craze!  Tastes great!  Low in saturated fat!  And!!  It
doesn't leave you drowsy like those other brands!  New `I resolve...'
From: fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Starting out on the wrong foot (Re: Oh, poop)
Date: 20 Aug 92 20:19:22 GMT
Organization: Indiana University

In <1992Aug19.160331.14096@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:

>>Oh damn.  I did it again.  I flamed a semi-retired oldbie.  They just seem to
>>be popping up from nowhere.  Can someone email me a list of oldbies who haven't
>>shown up since February?  I need to cut down on the gaffes.
>In my first post to t.b, I flamed St. Terri.

The trick is to spend a little time lurking before you post.

ben "four years"
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: deformities and perversions
Date: 23 Aug 92 02:57:03 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <BtBxqK.3HG@world.std.com> pdragon@world.std.com (pencil dragon) writes:

>Pencildragon here,

>Dan (Aahz) writes

>> I break rule 6

>To Quote Monty Python's Flying Circus

>"There is not Rule 6"

>HUGS

>x
>-- 
>from pencildragon at
>Darkstar Graphics
>P.O.Box 369
>Weymouth,MA   02188

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From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: annoyance
Date: 21 Aug 92 18:33:58 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

In article <oruahik@fido.asd.sgi.com>, cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes...

>State the obvious all you like, Heim-- excuse me-- HEIM.
>I sincerely hope you enjoy hearing the obvious echoing back
>at you from the cavernous empty chamber of a t.b that's
>mass-killfiled you.
> 
>/HEIM@/h:j

Come on, what I've done isn't really that bad.  It's just that I did 
it to an established member of the group.  Flaming newbies is one 
thing - that's fine.  If they can't take it screw 'em.  The thing is, 
I refuse to recognise t.b's royalty.  And that make you *very* angry.

John G. Heim                                 Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu
From: rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Horror, The Horror
Date: 13 Aug 1992 01:25:10 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu


"Man, don't you fucking get it??"

"Get what??"

"I am a LOSER.  A no-good, lame-ass, loser.  That's why i got this."

He pulls a Beretta from his closet.  *shlick-click* goes the gun as
he loads a bullet into the chamber.

"Goodbye, world."

He aims at his temple, and shoots.  Once.  His brains blow out.  Twice.
Thrice.  Nothing happens.  He stares at the gun in disgust.

His friend laughs at him.  "Man, you ARE a loser!"


5150
getting around to Alfvaen's assignment
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Thomas Pynchon's Little Brother")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: hi
Date: 19 Aug 92 02:51:54 GMT
	<1992Aug18.230601.28539@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: aaron@space.ualberta.ca's message of 18 Aug 92 23:06:01 GMT

In article <1992Aug18.230601.28539@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
>   (You did mean Ungoliant, didn't you?)

No.  

Anyway, `riant' is an English word.  For many months, my .signature was

       Behold the riant anthropoid; beware its crooked thumbs!

As for the person who corrected me last month when I said `Minas Ithil'
when I meant `Orthanc', I concede.

--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: A fantasy
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 92 05:18:03 GMT


In a previous article, bt@bailey.u.washington.edu (bt garner) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>#> Hows that for family values?

 bt@bailey.u.washington.edu -- anagram (@=a)
*****************************************
  G. Bush: "O, taunt a newbie daily!!"
*****************************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Libra Libre
Date: 20 Aug 92 12:01:46 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

In article <TOMF.92Aug19184219@ai.bunny.gte.com> tomf@gte.com writes:
|	Fine Tune Your Brain             [*]
|[*] Owning this constitutes a short shameful confession.


At the last Tower Books parking lot sale, I bought over 10 pounds of
self-help, astrology, occult, crystal, color-power books.

Is this shameful? Only if you are some kind of wingnut who believes
that putting rhodium crystals under green light inside of a power
circle will not heal your pluto problems and give your four-hour
orgasms.

next up: the self-help, astrology, occult, tarot card books

mr HEINOUS
Of course, owning up to that "Lucid Dreaming" book is rather shameful
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Subject: Fuck Off[tm] - Help
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 12 Aug 92 12:59:08 CDT


this little pissant, scum-ridden pustule from alt.personals has
been pestering me for the past few days, so finally i told him
to Fuck Off[tm].  he promised he would do that as soon as i could
give him the complete directions on how to accomplish said deed.

now, i need some creative and detailed directions for the 
aforementioned pustule.  any ideas?

c 

+===============================================================+
Christine Nelson           Going out of my mind...   
nelson@eastrg1                     ...back in 5 minutes.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: anne@cco.caltech.edu (Anneliese Lilje)
Subject: Re: Nationalized Health Care: Efficiency & Compassion
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 21:27:22 GMT

In article <1992Aug6.202904.26045@adobe.com> pngai@adobe.com (Phil Ngai) writes:
>In article <1992Aug5.015459.14110@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> pdl2r@galen.med.Virginia.EDU (Peter D. Lauren) writes:
>>With respect to compassion, how do the systems compare?  Canada has a much
>>lower infant mortality rate due to more affordable prenatal and perinatal
>
>Canada does have a lower IM rate, but you are jumping to a conclusion
>as to the cause. The US white IM rate is very close to Canada's. It is
>the black IM rate that is worse. This is probably due to economic
>factors (more blacks are poor and can't afford prenatal care). We don't
>know how much Canadian style health care would cost if they had to
>treat a population with US demographics. Thus it is not correct to
>claim the following:
>

Oh man! THis is ridiculous. BOTH the white and black IM Rate is HIGHER
in the U.S. than in Canada. It is also higher than several other
industrialized countries. There are "poor" people in Canada as well (white
and black and brown). If blacks here in the U.S. had access to a goverment
subsidized health care system, then we would NOT have to spend more
money. Think of it this way....

Many black women can't afford pre-natal care. The result are,

the child dies before birth
the child is born but dies soon after.

The latter is usually with EXTENSIVE losses to a hospital that admits 
this child (if they are lucky enough to get there) of a parent who CAN'T
pay the bill. But pre-natal care is NOT expensive compared to expensive 
life saving techniques sometimes needed for these babies. Crack babies 
are a great example. Let's spend the 100's of dollars on pre-natal care
and helping the mother to stay off drugs rather than the 100,000's of 
dollars of medical care a premature crack baby requires to even
have a chance to survive. It makes good economic sense.


anne



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Subject: Re: Libra Verdi
Organization: Computing Something Division
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 01:20:09 GMT

In article <omuam5k@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
>In article <1992Aug14.134512.7662@cci632.cci.com>, adw@cci632.cci.com writes:
>|My mom was a librarian-
>|it runs in the blood
>|Derrick "Dewey Decimal system" Williams
>
>The Dewey Decimal System sucks.  If you have more than 10 books,
>you want the Library of Congress system.
>I wish I could organize my own personal library by the Library
>of Congress system.  It would be so definitive.  I would never
>have to reorganize, like I did recently.


of course, there's always the St Theresa System: antique books up on the
top of the china cabinet where the cats will at least have to work to get
at them, and when the knock them down it takes a few candlestick holders
with them. textbooks in the bookcase and crates on top. paperbacks wedged
in where they fit.  large flat books near the bed and the couch for a flat
surface to transcribe message machine notes onto.



cookbooks on the fridge.
-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: rigetti@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My Heart Belongs To Daddy
Date: 18 Aug 92 19:06:33 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

In article <gz0mdc=.rdc@netcom.com>, rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes...

>IN ALT.PERSONALS lovegod@wam.umd.edu (Lovegod) writes:
>)
>)Make love to me by the fire with the sound of rain and Barry White.
>)Scold me for not studying enough and doing my homework.  Comfort me
>)though life's everyday ups and downs.  Dine with me by candlelight and
>)incense.  Dance with me, Laugh with me, Lie in slumber next to me at
>)night.  Walk with me through the park on cool spring mornings, on the
>)beach on bright sunny afternoons, and through the snow on cold winter
>)nights.  My love will warm you right up. If you are over 25, top,
                                                               ^^^
                                               What does this mean?

>)strong and masculine, but yet tender and loving, this GBM is 22,
>)5'11", 170 lbs, warm, affectionate, ready and waiting ...
From: rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Oh, poop (Was: Re : Band Information sought)
Date: 19 Aug 1992 01:21:53 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <MJD.92Aug18121937@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Thomas Pynchon's Little Brother") writes:
>In article <l91bahINNkui@alcor.usc.edu> rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>>   Exsqueeze me?  MJD?  Newbie?  Are we talking about the same Dominus?
                              .
>The beautiful and divine Ms. O has two things:
>	1. seniority and 

Oh damn.  I did it again.  I flamed a semi-retired oldbie.  They just seem to
be popping up from nowhere.  Can someone email me a list of oldbies who haven't
shown up since February?  I need to cut down on the gaffes.

>	2. a grudge.

Tell me more.


5150
The beautiful and divine Mr. Dominus has two things:
	1. a brown nose and
	2. a problem.
From: rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: English usage
Date: 19 Aug 1992 00:57:34 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <7241@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
[article deleted in which Ken falls like an anvil for John's newbiebait]

This has been my favorite newbie.dreck of the week.  Good job, John.


5150
i would've fallen for it a month ago
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I resolve...
Date: 19 Aug 92 17:29:40 GMT
	<9208161817.AA25431@pioneer.uspto.gov> <4300@inca.comlab.ox.ac.uk>
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: gj@comlab.oxford.ac.uk's message of 17 Aug 92 11:31:58 GMT

gj@comlab.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold) writes:

> 
>  )                              --Blair
> (                                 "Where's my fucking broker?"
> 
> So that's what they call pimps in the colonies.  So inventive with language.

This, from someone who chose "Craig Shergold" as a personal name.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: Message for CJ
Organization: slow movoement
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 16:53:10 GMT

In article <alchemy.714188373@cs1.bradley.edu> alchemy@cs1.bradley.edu (Mike Swiston) writes:
>
>I've lived in my new apartment since May.  Currently, no
>less than SEVEN (7) people, none of whom lived here just
>previous to my arrival, none of whom live here now, are
>having their mail forwarded to my address.  I get other

I started my cd collection with disks sent to my apartment by mistake.
Shortly after i moved to somerville, MA, we started receiving all sortsa
mail, magazine subscriptions, cds from columbia record club, et cetera.
It turned out that some kids down the block had decided to use our
address as the target for a massive bill-me-later subscription card
mailing.  We reveled in our three or four weekly copies of new yorker
magazine, as well as dozens of other titles, for the six months or so that
the subscription services decided to service us.  Since none of our names
appeared on the bills, and since all the publications were probably a
division of the bertlesmann ag conglomerate, we felt no need to act like
responsible citizens over the issue.

On the other hand, i'm still getting letters forwarded to me here in
ann arbor from somerville, ma, and i've not lived there for a year.

AjD
opaque master of clarification
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 02:43:56 GMT

>|> replace all of the clothing in whorfs closet with pink frilly things.
>
>   [stuff deleted]
>
>|> hugs, Rachel
>
>nausea, Tim
Bubonic Plague, Ara


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Zed <zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: Rictus Hep, this is your life
Summary: stole a couple of these from T.B.
Reply-To: zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
Organization: Liars for Truth
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 21:28:49 GMT

Rictus Hep's Mom

"If you don't cut it out, your name will stick that way."

Rictus Hep's difficulty with sarcasm

He can never tell when reality is just kidding.

Rictus Hep fakes an orgasm

He substitutes something more dignified.

Rictus Hep respects slaves to fashion

He wears his cuffs too tight so as to always remember.

Rictus Hep becomes trendy

It is time for me to leave here.

Rictus Hep on the heat death of the universe

"I have plans elsewhere."

-- 
zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu                       just passing the time until I die
From: rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Oh oh
Date: 18 Aug 1992 00:55:12 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu


   This space accidentally left blank.


5150
i hate it when this happens