From: ward@math.psu.edu (Brian Ward)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: What is this Kibo?
Date: 4 Sep 92 04:40:12 GMT
Organization: The Society for Green Traffic Lights

klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
|donnell@shark.micro.umn.edu (Your Heinous) writes:
|> I am new here. Pardon the obvious, but:
|> Who or what is Kibo? I see a lot of references, but I can't seem to get
|> anything for an answer. E-mail me please.
|
|Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!
|Fresh Meat!

yeah, yeah.

--
From: kibo@world.std.com

b) You shouldn't care.  You're allowed to care or not... as you wish.
   (You don't get that choice with, say, rec.arts.startrek, where you're
   SUPPOSED to like Star Trek if you're reading it!)  

a) Kibo is...

[these are by Sean "Xibo" Coates, The Krill, and me.  Apologies for some
redundancies in this compilation, it's because some of these are so good
that they're worth reading twice and I don't feel like cataloging them
all.  From Kibo's Vast Mail Archive.]

Kibo is the colors only blind people can see.
 
Kibo is the donut hole.
Kibo is the whole donut.
 
Kibo is the reason latent homosexuals stay latent.
 
Kibo is the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long.

Kibo is the Universe with decreasing entropy.
Kibo is a naked woman with herpes simplex 428.
Kibo is the yin without yang.
Kibo is a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk.

Kibo is the serial number on a box of
            cereal.

Kibo is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on.

Kibo is where the buses hide at night.

Kibo is an annoying series of email messages.
 
Kibo is the empty pages at the end of the book.

Kibo is the screw that falls from the car for no reason.
Kibo is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam.
Kibo is the little green pebble in your shoe.
Kibo is the orange print in the yellow pages.

Kibo is a pickle without the bumps.
Kibo is toast without bread.
 
Kibo is why ducks eat trees.

Kibo invented the green hubcap.

Kibo is why doctors ask you to cough.

Kibo is the "ooo" in varooom of race cars.

Kibo uses two bathtubs at once.

Kibo is the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back.
 
Kibo is the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
 
Kibo was last seen in Omaha, Nebraska.
 
Kibo is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
 
Kibo is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
 
Kibo is Jesus's speech advisor.
 
Kibo keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.

Kibo is the guy that writes the Infiniti ads.

Kibo is a sentient vacuum cleaner.

Kibo is an antebellum flagellum fella.

Kibo is the nut in peanut butter and jelly.

Kibo is why lisp has so many parentheses.
 
Kibo is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.
 
Kibo is double-jointed and has a cubic spline.
 
Kibo never sleeps.    [true!]
 
Kibo is the "een" in baleen whale.
 
Kibo is neither a particle nor a wave.
 
Kibo is the space in between the pixels on your screen.
 
Kibo is the soundtrack they play in hell.
 
Kibo is why venetian blinds have curved slats.
 
              Kibo is a green and leafy vegetable.
              Kibo is a green and leafy table.
 
Kibo blenz in with the scenery.
Kibo plays with toy trains, but they are no ordinary toy trains.
Kibo drinks a video toaster.
 
 
          Kibo eats BIFF for breakfast.
           Kibo always walks sideways.
            Kibo makes love to rugs.
             Kibo rhymes with Kibo.
 
Kibo is why Xibo leaves notes in my apartment every time he visits.
Kibo is a vivid sectionist.
 
 
Kibology is measured in terafarads per picoOhm.

Kibo is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.

Kibo is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the
  Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.

Kibo is 43 1/3 state, next to Wyoming.
Kibo is this really, really tall mountain.
Kibo is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.

    Kibo is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
    Kibo is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
    Kibo is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
    Kibo is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.

           Kibo is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients.
    Kibo is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on.
                          Kibo is where the buses hide at night.
                 Kibo is the empty pages at the end of the book.

    Kibo is the screw that falls from the car for no reason.
      Kibo is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam.
        Kibo is the little green pebble in your shoe.
          Kibo is the orange print in the yellow pages.


Kibo is a pickle without the bumps.               Kibo is why ducks eat trees.
Kibo is toast without bread.       Kibo is a venetian blind without the slats.


Kibo is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
        the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
        the lint in Kibo's navel.

Kibo is an apostrophe on drugs.
Kibo is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica.
Kibo is the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders.
Kibo is the source of all the zero bits in your computer.

                      Kibo is the echo of silence.  
                    Kibo is the parsley on the plate of life.
                  Kibo is the sales tax on happiness.
                Kibo is the preposition at the end of sixpence.

Kibo is the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long.
Kibo is the reason latent homosexuals stay latent.

                Kibo is the donut hole.
                  Kibo is the whole donut.

  Kibo is an annoying series of email messages.
  Kibo is the color only blind people can see.

Kibo is the serial number on a box of
            cereal.

                           Kibo is the Universe with decreasing entropy.
                          Kibo is a naked woman with herpes simplex 428.
                                           Kibo is the yin without yang.
                        Kibo is a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk.

Kibo is why lisp has so many parentheses.
Kibo is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.

                          Kibo is double-jointed and has a cubic spline.
                                                      Kibo never sleeps.
                                      Kibo is the "een" in baleen whale.

Kibo is neither a particle nor a wave.

                 Kibo is the space in between the pixels on your screen.

  Kibo is the guy that writes the Infiniti ads.
 Kibo is the nut in peanut butter and jelly.
Kibo is an antebellum flagellum fella.

                Kibo is a sentient vacuum cleaner.

Kibo is the smallest number greater than zero.
Kibo lives in the empty space above a decimal point.


Kibo is the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back.
Kibo is the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
Kibo was last seen in Omaha, Nebraska.

     Kibo is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
       Kibo is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
     Kibo is Jesus's speech advisor.
       Kibo keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.
     Kibo invented the green hubcap.
       Kibo is why doctors ask you to cough.

Kibo is the "ooo" in varooom of race cars.
Kibo uses two bathtubs at once.



Kibo is the force which keeps Mickey's ears parallel at all times.

Kibo is the reason robots have no emotions.

Kibo cannot be abbreviated although he his The Great Abbreviator.

Kibo Needs MORE Women.

Kibo could hold 500 sunflower seeds in his cheeks if he were a chipmunk.

Kibo could hold the world under his robe if he were a monk.

Kibo makes your ice cubes Clear.

Kibo put the asterisks in "M*A*S*H"
Kibo is the reason why pasta in different shapes gets different names.

Kibo is why tortilla chips can be round or pointy.

Kibo is why there's no such thing as carbonated urine.

Kibo can pronounce any letter with an umlaut.

Kibo believes breakfast is the most unimportant meal of the day.

When you vote for "none of the above", Kibo wins.

Kibo glows in the light but not in the dark.

Kibo eats worms before they eat him.

Kibo is allowed.

Kibo is why theres no apopstrophe in DONT WALK signs.

Kibo is vegetarian Spam(tm).
Kibo is non-vegetarian tofu.

Kibo spoils tourists' photos.       [especially at Cheers(tm).]

Kibo is no ordinary bozo.

Kibo is the Green Golfball Joke.
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