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From: au500@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Linda Zinn)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Crispin Glover on Arsenio
Date: 11 Jan 1993 19:26:46 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: au500@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Linda Zinn)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, mas@porgy.jpl.nasa.gov (Marc A. Sarrel) says:

>In article <1993Jan9.195429.4799@IRO.UMontreal.CA> quennevi@IRO.UMontreal.CA (Pokey Bangs) writes:
>
>	He appeared on Carson and other show looking "normal" like you say,
>   even before that particular episode of Late Nigth. And in case you
>   missed his explanation, his appearence on Late Nigth was all an act,
>   he did it un purpose... But he seems usually not totally normal
>   either but what's wrong with that?
>
>Well, nothing, per se.  I've heard the "it was all an act" explanation
>about his appearance on Late Nite and I don't believe it.  I remember
>seeing the show, first run, in college.  As I remember, and I could be
>wrong, after the kick, Dave went to commercial and when he returned,
>Crispin had been given the boot, so to speak.  Anyone have a tape of
>this show who could refresh my memory...
>
>--marc

I don't have a tape, but I do recall that Glover was not there after the
commercial. Also, Dave walked off *before* the commercial in disgust
after the near-miss of Glover's kick to his head, saying something like
"I didn't go to college for this." At the end of the show, Dave pointedly
omitted the goofball's name from the list of guests he thanked for
appearing on the show, with one of his inimitable "looks," of course.
--
From: tvp@gibdo.engr.washington.edu (Tad Perry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: New Tonight Show Theme....
Date: 6 Jan 1993 10:35:20 GMT
Organization: unaffiliated
NNTP-Posting-Host: gibdo.engr.washington.edu

In article <1id6r8INNdb1@gap.caltech.edu> gaylin@bacall.ipac.caltech.edu (Gaylin Laughlin) writes:
>
>I'm sorry, but I just don't get your point.  It sounds like you're believing 
>every rumor that's been flying about the situation.  Where do you get your 
>information, Tad?    You seem either (a) confused about what you believe,
>or (b) like you subscribe to just about every possible conspiracy theory 
>that ever was.  (Do you know a fella named Ross Perot?)
>
>Because you've been a fan for so long, you know all this, or what?  Name
>your sources if you've got em, because no one has said that Leno's going
>anywhere.  No one.

No. No. No. You've got me all wrong. This was all obviously my
*opinion*. I say: "I just can't see it." I say: "*maybe* that's what
they had planned all along". I'm obviously GUESSING. (get a clue.)  I
know in this politically correct world you're not allowed to express
your opinions anymore, but you've gone too far. Except for the fact
that Leno was already mad about Kushnik being fired (which was fact)
and that he would leave NBC if Letterman took his slot (which was
fact), it was *opinion*. You know, like a political pundit? I'm a talk
show rumour pundit.

If you think I'm such a huge fan of these shows that I write down
dates and page numbers from my newspaper and TV Guide just to offer
proof to people who challenge me, you're wrong. Ha! But that's where I
got those factual parts, and I'm not diggin through old papers to
prove it. So, you don't have to believe anything I say. So, there. And
I'm only letting you slide because you're a Letterman fan. And don't
ever forget it!

And the thing about being his fan for so long is a side issue. Put a
great big break in between those paragraphs and assume I've changed
topics. It's only to let every one know I have a huge DAVE-bias, which
I thought was acceptable on this newsgroup. Could be wrong though.

And what are you going to do if what I said turns out right? Huh?
Do I get a moist toilette, or what?



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Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: mrb@mickey.aero.org (Mike Bacigalupi)
Subject: Re: Dave this week
Organization: The Aerospace Corporation; El Segundo, CA
Distribution: alt
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 16:56:59 GMT

> I missed Monday's and Tuesday's shows, but I thought the one on
> Thursday was funny.  Although he may be slacking off a bit so NBC won't
> want him back...  I doubt that though.

I haven't watched him much the last few weeks (but I'll get to the tapes
eventually!), but it seemed to me that the last few months have been much
better than usual.  I figured he was trying harder so he could maximize
his deal with CBS (or whomever).  Now that he has the offer, I don't think
he'd slack off.  Higher ratings now would increase NBC's desire and counter-
offer (remember, constant complaining about the network could be a ploy to
make them offer him more to stay) and also increase the audience that would
follow him to another network.

Mike "Bugguts" Bacigalupi
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: boucher@ug.cs.dal.ca (Darren B. Boucher)
Subject: No weasel?
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 22:21:49 GMT

-- 
"Well I suppose Pythagoras was yesterday's man also, but two plus two still
equals four." 
                              -P.E.Trudeau
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: christo@bcarh803.BNR.CA (Mark Christopher)
Subject: Re: Crispin Glover on Arsenio
Reply-To: christo@bnr.ca
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 20:40:37 GMT

In article <1ishlmINNob5@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>,
au500@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Linda Zinn) writes:
...
|>I don't have a tape, but I do recall that Glover was not there after the
|>commercial. Also, Dave walked off *before* the commercial in disgust
|>after the near-miss of Glover's kick to his head, saying something like
|>"I didn't go to college for this." At the end of the show, Dave pointedly
|>omitted the goofball's name from the list of guests he thanked for
|>appearing on the show, with one of his inimitable "looks," of course.

Dave said, "I have to go check on the top 10 list".  (There never was
a top 10 list that night.)  When he came back, he said Glover "had to
catch a cab"...

That all happened on July 28/87.
-- 
Mark Christopher        Bell-Northern Research          christo@bnr.ca
From: v089l3s3@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (JER HORWITZ)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Shaffer to be Kept
Date: 12 Jan 93 18:16:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

A report on Prodigy this AM claims that CBS will retain the format
of the current Late Night, including Paul Shaffer, but replace the
producers and staff.

What this likely means is that people like Biff Henderson and Al
Maher will not make the transition unless Dave asks them specially.

- Jer
From: ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Dave this week
Date: 10 Jan 1993 06:27:26 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
Distribution: alt
NNTP-Posting-Host: violet.berkeley.edu

In article <1993Jan8.230535.29907@jarvis.csri.toronto.edu> ematias@csri.toronto.edu (Ummm... me!) writes:
>   Or "coming straight up 6th Avenue," as Dave always says.  :-)

Also known as "Avenue of the Americas."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman)
Subject: Re: new? Announcer
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 93 16:53:29 GMT

My favorite line from Wendell: "SALT, I LOVE SALT"
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: victorm@hpsmeng1.rose.hp.com (Victor Morris)
Subject: Re: Paul's hair color?
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 10:42:50 GMT
Reply-To: victorm@hpsmeng1.rose.hp.com
Organization: THE ROOT CAUSE 
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1.8 PL6]

Dan Cogswell (dlcogswe@vela.acs.oakland.edu) wrote:
: sstern@jmb2.jmb.com (Steven D. Stern) writes:
: 
: >Has anyone noticed that Paul's hair is much darker this week?  
: 
: Yeah, I noticed.  I thought something was wrong with my set.  It looked
: to me at first like he was wearing ear muffs, but his hair has
: definately gotten darker.  Once he brushed his hand through it nervously
: while the camera was on him.  
: 
: 
: -- 
: Dan Cogswell               Or as we say in Michigan:  "Dee-troit"
: 


Maybe he's trying that "hair replacement" stuff they hawk on those infomercials.
You know, that spray paint stuff ...


:)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: whitwam@bnr.ca (Mark Whitwam)
Subject: Re: Oilers Top Ten
Reply-To: whitwam@bnr.ca
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 93 14:34:22 GMT


10. Shouldn't have skipped breakfast. It's the most important
    meal of the day.
9.  Started giving 109% instead of 110%
8.  Even though fans loved it, shouldn't have replaced Warren Moon with
    Suzanne Vega.
7.  Busy making mental tally of football players with girls names: Fran
    Tarkenton... Rosey Grier ...
6.  You try tackling those guys -- some of them are huge.
5.  Bills quarterback kept looking one way, then throwing the other.
4.  Wanted to honor another Houstonian who let a big lead in the polls
    slip away.
3.  I'm telling you -- maybe you didn't see Dobermans on the field but there
    where Dobermans on the field.
2.  Preoccupied with getting home in time to see all the Amy Fisher movies.
1.  Didn't want to go to Disneyland.

-- 
Mark Whitwam, 7V23      | Provide excessive detail when describing
whitwam@bnr.ca          | inconsequential events and you will get people
Bell-Northern Research  | wishing they had more information 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: warn@newton.uvm.edu (Patrick D Warn)
Subject: Re: Thursday night show
Organization: University of Vermont -- Division of EMBA Computer Facility
Distribution: default
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 07:16:18 GMT

In <1ij5mbINN44j@ub.d.umn.edu> cbusch@ub.d.umn.edu (Chris) writes:
>   Is it me, or did Dave appear especially cheery Thursday night??  Did
>CBS sign a secret deal with him???  I must say the show was great.  Is
>Dave a real close friend w/ Penelope?

I think Dave is a real close friend with Penelope's red dress!
--
                     Wondering what it all means,
                                 Pat

******************************************************************************
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: perlman@sun2.cs.fit.edu (Marshal Perlman )
Subject: FOR SALE!
Reply-To: perlman@cs.fit.edu (Marshal Perlman )
Organization: Advanced Technology Dept., Harris Corp, Melbourne, Fl.
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 01:59:47 GMT

EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE...

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perlman@cs.fit.edu |o|
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Squawk |o|
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From: tsander@uoft02.utoledo.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Dave reference on CBS this Morning
Date: 11 Jan 93 11:33:14 EST
Organization: University of Toledo, Computer Services

Sorry.  This should have been the Subject line of the previous post.

Oooops.

Tim. Sanderson
From: coury@duke.edu (L.A.Coury)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Who's Dan Blocker?
Date: 7 Jan 93 13:34:18 GMT
Organization: Department of Chemistry, Duke University, Durham, NC 27706

In article <726389558snx@sgml.com> brian@sgmlinc.com writes:
>Who is NBC Employee of the Month Dan Blocker?
>
>Brian.

I think this is a joke.  Wasn't Dan Blocker
the guy who played "Hoss" on the old western
"Bonanza"?
	
	coury@chem.duke.edu
Newsgroups: talk.abortion.alt.flame,alt.fan.kevin-darcy
From: keegan@pan.crd.ge.com (James G Keegan Jr)
Subject: now kebbie denies being a GROUP
Reply-To: james g keegan jr <keegan@crd.ge.com>
Organization: T.S.A.K.C.
Disclaimer: i speak for myself only, unless noted otherwise
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 12:39:44 GMT

kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy) untruthfully writes:
-> kcochran@nyx.cs.du.edu (Keith "Justified And Ancient" Cochran) writes:
-> >I wonder if Darcy is going to comment on Patrick being a "group" of people
-> >now...
-> 
-> I have never referred to an individual as a group.

when you were addressed, specifically by name, you
claimed that a GROUP was being addressed.

still, watching you squirm and deny things is often
more amusing than reading the things you deny the first
time.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
From: hrose@eff.org (Helen Trillian Rose)
Subject: Re: YEAR IN REVIEW
Organization: The Evil Fascist IRC Admins From Hell, Inc.
	<1993Jan04.211906.6202@clarinet.com> <1993Jan7.140614.15606@cv.ruu.nl>
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 20:13:58 GMT

RVL> == Ronald van Loon <rvloon@cv.ruu.nl> 

[Dave over Clarinet]

 RVL> Just one thing, though. Last year, I got two versions of Year in
 RVL> Review; this year only one. Is that normal ?

I get my Clarinet feed via NNTP. I got two versions. One was about 8k
(160 lines) and the other was about 50k (840 lines)

--Helen
--
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
From: madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann)
Subject: Re: What new innovation, software or products do you want to see?
Organization: Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 21:31:59 GMT

sehari@iastate.edu (Babak Sehari) writes: >
>
>What type of new innovation, software or products do you want to be
>introduced to the market place.  No answer is stupid.  The things
>that might be unachievable to you, might be very easy to produce
>by others.  You could become part of history by initiating the process of
>innovation.
>
>Send your answers, along with it's possible applications to me via
>Email.  We might be able to produce things that you might never thought
>possible, for you. My Email Address is sehari@iastate.edu.

I would like to see a cross-referenced factoid database for
Dave Barry Article Generation.  For example, if an Alert
Reader sends in a story about exploding cows, then I could
enter "cow" and "exploding" and get all the "I swear I am
not making this up" related stories.

Also I need a False Statistics Generator, that would take
input like "US GNP 1992" and produce something off-the-wall
like "upteen skadillion dollars and Bob Packwood's harassment
lawsuits."

>P.S.  This message is being automatically posted to all unix wide bbs'. 
>This post does not mean that I approve or disapprove this newsgroup.  Also,
>the moderator of the moderated newsgroups, such as rec.humor.funny, should 
>decide if they want this posting in their newsgroup.

I also want a tool that automagically mails complaints to 
postmaster@user's site when this sort of crap goes on.

-- 
Maddi Hausmann                       |  The Truth is still The Truth, forsooth 
madhaus@netcom.com                   |  Even if believing It you refuse
Centigram Communications Corp        |  Complete disproof's uncouth and moot
San Jose California  408/428-3553    |  A Fundie's brain is dead.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
From: jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer)
Subject: Re: CLARI:  Dave Database Wanted!
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 05:29:16 GMT

In article <1993Jan8.222915.1@fnalo.fnal.gov> morrow@fnalo.fnal.gov (Elmo the Stunt Elk) writes:
>
>	Hey, Brad--
>
>	PLEASE find a way to set up a Dave Barry back-column database!
>I'd pay the usual annual fee to get, say, the entire 1991 output.  Tell the
>syndicate WE'RE WILLING TO GIVE THEM MONEY.  Maybe that'll help :-)

Me, too - I'd pay a year's fee to get a year's worth of back issues!
-- 
John Switzer               | "What we have here is a failure to 
                           | masticate."
Compuserve: 74076,1250     | -- MST3K's Dr. Clayton "Firebrand" Forrester, 
Internet: jrs@netcom.com   | after TV's Frank is unable to eat his 13th turkey.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
From: jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer)
Subject: Re: YEAR IN REVIEW
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 16:27:19 GMT

In article <mjenkins.726450723@cunews> mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson) writes:
>In <1993Jan07.223251.28214@clarinet.com> brad@clarinet.com (Brad Templeton) writes:
>
>>This week, Dave makes fun of two towns in Alberta.  Next week it's the
>>first part of the results of the bad song contest, the winners the week
>>after that.
>
>Which two?
>
>>Dave may have decided to add "making fun of Canada" to his list of themes.
>
>That's fine with us. We Canadians are a fun-loving bunch. And
>relatively unarmed, too, which makes us good targets...for humor, that is.

For sure, eh - at least you didn't go ballistic when we flew your flag 
upside down. Of course, we went ahead and *let* you win the World Series
as a way of apology.
-- 
John Switzer               | "What we have here is a failure to 
                           | masticate."
Compuserve: 74076,1250     | -- MST3K's Dr. Clayton "Firebrand" Forrester, 
Internet: jrs@netcom.com   | after TV's Frank is unable to eat his 13th turkey.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
From: morimoto@irvine.ingr.com (Michael Morimoto - Irv.SA)
Subject: Re: Dave Barry Does Japan--Subtitles
Keywords: subtitle, japanese
Organization: Intergraph - Irvine, CA.
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 00:45:43 GMT

>I liked the book, too (I got an autographed copy :-).  However, I thought
>the cover was somewhat boring, including the "subtitle". The subtitle is a
>very literal translation of "DB Does Japan" into Japanese, which really 
>doesn't make much sense in actual Japanese.  For those of you who might 
>know some Japanese, it says "Deebu Barii ga Nihon o Suru" (pronounced approx.
>"Day-bu Bah-ree gah Ni-hon wo Su-ru").  "Deebu" and "Barii" are Japanized 
>spelling for Dave and Barry. "Nihon" is what Japanese call Japan. "Suru" is 
>"does", "ga" indicates that Dave is the subject, and "o" indicates that Japan 
>is the object.  Hey, you've now learned more Japanese than Dave did on his 
>flight over! :-)

To say 'Nihono suru' does not make much sense in itself but it is simuliar
to the 80's yuppie phrase 'to do lunch' in that it means 'to do Japan'.  
To do lunch implies that the doing is more important than actually having
lunch.  I interpret it as saying that Japan was 'done' rather than travelled.
Europeans often criticize (sp?) us for 'doing' places rather than visiting
places.  A place is 'done' when it is visited too quickly and the visitors
don't bother to want to learn any of the culture.  A 1 week tour of Europe
would be an example.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
From: larry@st-andy.uucp (Larry Martell)
Subject: DB in Practical Homeowner Mag
Organization: RMJ Securities Corp.
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 13:45:20 GMT

In the November/December issue of Practical Homeowner there is an essay by
DB on moving.
-- 
Larry Martell                  "Opinions are like assholes; everybody has one, 
212-668-9478		        but nobody wants to look at the other guys"
uunet!st-andy!larry
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
From: brad@clarinet.com (Brad Templeton)
Subject: Re: YEAR IN REVIEW
Organization: ClariNet Communications Corp.
Date: Mon, 04 Jan 1993 21:19:06 GMT

In article <14040@texsun.Central.Sun.COM> davet@uk.sun.com writes:
>Is there any publication available in Britain that is carrying this?

Yes.  Our service is available world-wide.  Anybody who is signing up now
can get the full-length year in review as a bonus if they request it.
-- 
Brad Templeton, ClariNet Communications Corp. -- Sunnyvale, CA 408/296-0366
From: morrow@fnalo.fnal.gov (Elmo the Stunt Elk)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: CLARI:  Dave Database Wanted!
Date: 9 Jan 93 04:29:15 GMT
Organization: The Eekcidental Tourist
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnalo.fnal.gov


	Hey, Brad--

	PLEASE find a way to set up a Dave Barry back-column database!
I'd pay the usual annual fee to get, say, the entire 1991 output.  Tell the
syndicate WE'RE WILLING TO GIVE THEM MONEY.  Maybe that'll help :-)

-- 
"Suicide is a belated acquiescence in the opinions of one's wife's             
relatives."--H.L.Mencken                                                       
  
elmo (morrow@physics.rice.edu,morrow@fnal.fnal.gov)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
From: davet@uk.sun.com (Dave Tong - Sun UK - Tech Support)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: Re: YEAR IN REVIEW
Date: 8 Jan 93 10:48:06 GMT
Reply-To: davet@uk.sun.com
Organization: Sun Microsystems Ltd.

In <1993Jan04.211906.6202@clarinet.com> brad@clarinet.com (Brad Templeton) writes:
> Yes.  Our service is available world-wide.  Anybody who is signing up now
> can get the full-length year in review as a bonus if they request it.

Please send details.
From: mfrwq@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu (Robert W. Quesal)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: Re: YIR
Date: 6 Jan 93 21:40:56 GMT
Organization: Educational Computing Network

In article <C0Fw1K.1px@news.iastate.edu> s1des@isuvax.iastate.edu writes:
>The Year In Review (long version, as far as I know) appeared in the
>Editorial section of the Des Moines Sunday Register between Christmas
>and New Year.  

No, no, no, no, no!  I read the DMR version on 12/27, but the long
version (read yesterday) is *much* longer, and *much, much* funnier.  In
the DMR, they had one of MacNelly's comics of a postage stamp with Mario
Cuomo on it which said "Not Elvis."  I couldn't find the reference to
that in the DMR article, but it's in the long version.  There's a bunch
of other good stuff in it, too.

You *have* to get a hold of the long version--it's great!

BQ

-- 
Robert W. Quesal, Ph.D.           mfrwq@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu 
Western Ill. U.                   mfrwq@ecnuxa.bitnet
                                  R-Quesal@bgu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
From: mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson)
Subject: Year in Review
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 22:58:14 GMT

My family just sent me the Year in Review from the Winnipeg Free
Press.

Pathetic! Not only did hey run the short version, they edited that!
Each month had no more than two entries (except January).

There was no continuity, and more importantly, no laughter.

If I still lived in Winnipeg, I'd write the FP and complain about the
disservice done to our Dave. His YiR was, and I'm not making this up,
shorter than his regular column.

Michael
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
From: brad@clarinet.com (Brad Templeton)
Subject: Re: YEAR IN REVIEW
Organization: ClariNet Communications Corp.
Date: Fri, 08 Jan 1993 07:10:41 GMT

In article <mjenkins.726450723@cunews> mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson) writes:
>>This week, Dave makes fun of two towns in Alberta.  Next week it's the
>>first part of the results of the bad song contest, the winners the week
>>after that.
>
>Which two?

Glendon, Alberta and Andrew (province not named, but presumably nearby)

Also Vancouver, which is not in Alberta. (One of Canada's provinces.  The
other one is "Bernice.") (*)


(*) --D. Barry
-- 
Brad Templeton, ClariNet Communications Corp. -- Sunnyvale, CA 408/296-0366
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry