From: jlauret@sbchem.sunysb.edu (Jerome LAURET)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: cows... you want them?  I've got them!!!! 2.5
Keywords: cows
Date: 17 Dec 92 18:57:56 GMT
Reply-To: jlauret@sbchem.sunysb.edu (Jerome LAURET)
Organization: SUNYSB.EDU


                                                                                
                                                                                
             ...:::///  THE SEQUEL OF THE COWS  \\\:::...                       
                                                                                
             Part 2 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!                       
                  ________________________                                      
         (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *        
         (oo)   (    Udderly Cool Cows!    )                                    
  /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *       
 / |     ||                                                                     
*  ||----||             Edited by David A. Bader                                
   ^^    ^^             Please send your submissions to:                        
     Cow                dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu                        
                                                                                
=  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =    
                                    ______                                      
         (__)                       |    |                   (__)               
         (oo)                       |    |                   ($$)               
      ----\/                  /-----^^^^^^            /-------\/                
         ||                  / |     ||              / | IRS ||                 
      ---||                 *  ||----||             *  ||----||                 
         ^^                    ^^    ^^                ^^    ^^                 
 Eric the half a cow     The unknown cowmic         Tax Accowntant              
                                                                                
                                                                                
          (___)            (___)             (___)                              
          (0 0)            (0 0)             (0 0)                              
           \ /              \ /               \ /                               
        __[_V_]__        __[_V_]__         __[_V_]__                            
       /_________\===:  /_________\===:   /_________\===:                       
       \OOO---OOO/      \OOO---OOO/       \OOO---OOO/                           
                                                                                
                        Cowed Forces                                            
             \ _ /                                                              
            - ( ) -                          /\                                 
             / " \                         /|  |   (__)                         
             (__)                        /  |  |   (oo)\                        
     ________(oo)                      /____|  |    \/|  \                      
    /|        \/                     /       \/       |    \                    
   / |_______||                   __(_______          |||__  \                  
  *  ||      ||                  |__________|         |||  ____\---*            
     ^^      ^^                                                                 
 Thomas Edison's cow               Cow hearing his master's voice               
                                                                                
                                                                                
           )    (                         _                                     
           (____)                        / \                (__)   ==========I  
          / =  = \    ~               =='   `==             (oo)    \ |||||| I  
          (-O--O-)    ~                8 O O 8       /-------\/      \ ||||| I  
           (    )     ~        /------- (   )       / |     ||__o=<   \ |||| I  
  /------- ||||||======       / |     || \_/       *  ||----|          \ ||| I  
 / |     ||  \/              *  ||----||              ~~    ~           \ || I  
*  ||----||                     ~~    ~~                                        
   ~~    ~~                                                                     
     Groucho Moo-x                Chico                Harpo                    
                                                                                
      ______________________            _______________________                 
      |                    |            |                     |                 
      |            (__)    |            |  (__)               |                 
      |            (oo)    |            |  (oo)               |                 
      |     /-------\/     |            |---\/           /----|                 
      |    / |     ||      |            |  ||           / |   |                 
      |   *  ||----||      |            |--||          *  ||--|                 
      |      ^^    ^^      |            |  ^^             ^^  |                 
      |--------------------|            |---------------------|                 
            Normal Cow                  0   Cow  modulo one   1                 
                                                                                
                  (__)                                   (__)                   
                  (oo)                                   (oo)                   
     ______________\/______               ____    /-------\/  __                
    /___/___/___/___/___/_/|             /___/|  / |     || _/_/|               
    |___|___|___|___|___|_||             |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||               
    |_|___|___|___|___|___||             |_|__|/|^^      ^/|___||               
    |___|___|___|___|___|_|/             |___|_|/        |___|_|/               
                                                                                
    Cow in the GDR before...             ...and after 9-Nov-1989                
                                                                                
                                                                                
       ______________(__)_________________                      (__)            
     /_______________(oo)_______________ /                      (oo)            
     |                \/                ||                       \/             
    _|_                                _||                       ||             
   /__/_______________________________/__/|                      ||             
  (   )                              (   )|                      ||             
   | |________________________________| | |                      ||             
   \_____________________________________/]              /------- /             
    []               []               []                / |     ||              
                                                       *  ||----||              
                    COW-CH                                ^^    ^^              
                                                          Cowraffe              
                                                                                
                                              *      *                          
                                               \    /                           
                                                \  /                            
       /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\                 \/                             
     /   (__)                   \           +----------+                        
    |    (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\       |          |          |                        
   |^^^|  \/. \\       // \_* |^^^|         |          |                        
   |   |-----`//`====='\\-----|   |         |          |                        
   |   |-----//---------||----|   |         |          |                        
   |   |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _|   |         +----------+                        
    ^||^                      ^||^           ||      ||                         
                                                                                
                         "COWCH POTATO"                                         
                                                 +------------+         +       
                                                 | B A T E S  |  (__)   o       
                       |    (0x)   (       )     |C O R R A L |  (**)  /|       
----------             |     \/    (       )     +------------+  \==/ / |       
|\         \                        W------       |          |   (  )   v       
|  ----------          *----   ====;                            (    )          
|  |  (__)  |           \           /                           (    )          
\  |  (oo)  |            \          |                           (    )          
 \ |   \/   |              \+       |                           (    )          
   ----------                       +                           (    )          
    Ice Cowbe            COWBOOOOOM!                             |  |           
                                                                 o  o           
                                                    Psycho Cow (with knife)     
         (__)                                                                   
         (oo)   -------------------------          _______________________      
  /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! |        |\ ^                ^  /|     
 / |     ||     -------------------------         | \    ^      ^     ^ / |     
*  ||----||                                       |(_\ ^   COW-PIE ^   /_)|     
   ^^    ^^                                       |(oo\   ^           /oo)|     
 The Simpsons' cow                                | \/ \       ^  ^  / \/ |     
                                                  |(__) \           / (__)|     
                \               /                 \(oo)(_\ ^     ^ /_)(oo)|     
                 \_____________/                   \\/ (oo\       /oo) \//      
                 /\___________/\                    \   \/ \  ^  / \/   /       
      Cow in    / /\_________/\ \                    \  (__)\   / (__) /        
      trouble  / / /\_______/\ \ \                    \ (oo) \^/  (oo)/         
              / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \                    \ \/   :(__)\//          
          ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___                 \ (__):(oo) /           
             \ \ \ \ \ \/  / / / / /                     \(oo): \/ /            
              \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / /                       \\/(__) /             
               \ \ \/_______\/ / /                         \ (oo)/              
                \ \/_________\/ /                           \ \//               
                 \/___________\/                             \:/                
                 /             \                                                
                /               \                                               
                                                                                
          (__)               (__)              (______)             (__)        
          (oo)               (oo)              ( o  o )             (oo)        
  /--------\/         /^^^^^^^\/          /-----\    /       /-------\/         
/ |        |       ./ {^)))))_}         / |     |\/        / |     ||          
   |--W-----|          ||``   ||        *  ||----||        *  (.)(.)||          
   | |    | |          ^^     ^^           ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^          
   ^^    ^^                                                                     
cow before weight       cow after          Conceited       Dolly Parton's       
  loss program         the program            Cow               Cow             
                                                                                
                                                                                
                              (___)                                             
                              (  OO                                             
  ______      ______      _____\_ |                 ______  (__) ______         
 |      |    |      |    |      |\O    cowstle     |      | (oo)|      |        
 |      |____|      |____|      |                  |      |__\/_|      |        
 |                              |                  |                   |        
 |                              |   (__)           |                   |        
 |          __________          |   (oo)           |     __________    |        
 |         |          |         |    \/-------\    |    |          |   |        
 |         |          |         | ___ | ___  |_\_  |    |          |   |        
 |         |   (__)   |         |_| |_|_| |__|| |__|    |   (__)   |   |        
 |         |   (oo)   |                                 |   (oo)   |   |        
 |          \___\/___/                                   \___\/___/    |        
 |                                                                     |        
 |                                                                     |        
  (                                    ______                         )         
   (                                  /      \                       )          
     (                               /        \                    )            
        (                            |        |                 )               
           |                         |        |              |                  
           |                         |        |              |                  
           |_________________________|________|______________|                  
  \ \                                                                           
   \ \                                                                          
    \ \                                                                         
     \ \   (__)                                                                 
      \ \  (oo)                                                 /               
   /---\----\/                                                 /                
  / |   \  ||                               *         (__)    /                 
 *  ||---\-\\                                \        ( OO   /                  
    ~~      ~~                                \---\___/\_|\=/>                  
            ^^       ^^                       |        \===/>                   
             \\_____//                        | /______/  /                     
             ||     |                 _________\\_\\_____/____________________  
             /\------\                          ^  ^    /                       
            (oo)      \                                /                        
            (--)       *                              /                         
                                                                                
Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas         Cow Circus: Tightrope walking          
                                                                                
          ______________________                                                
         |                      |\                                              
         |       (__)           | |                                             
         |       (oo)           | |                                             
         |        \/            | |                                             
         |       / \ \          | |                                             
        /////////   \_ \_///////  |                                             
         |     |     /          | |                           (__)              
         |   /++++++<           | |                      _____(oo)              
         |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/               
         | *     |    \_\_      | |                   / |     ||                
   _______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____           
                                                                                
                cow-lliope in the circus parade                                 
                                                                                
      *                                                                         
       \                                                                        
    w   \    w                                        (__)                      
    \\  /\  //                                        (oo)                      
     \\/  \//                                          \/                       
      |    |                    (__)               >--(  )--<                   
      |(__)|                    (oo)                  /  \                      
      \(OO)/                   .-\/-.             >--- {} ---<                  
      //\/\\                  <|    |>              v  /\  v                    
      ||  ||                   \ \/ /               | (oo) |                    
      ||__||                   |\/\/|                \(^^)/                     
     /^^  ^^\                  /----\                 |  |                      
   / ======== \               /      \                |  |                      
  /            \              /* * * \               / \/ \                     
 |==============|            /__*_*_*_\              |  \ |                     
  \            /               ||  ||                ^  / ^                     
   \ ======== /                ^^  ^^                  *                        
     \ _____ /                                                                  
Cow balancing on ball          Cowslip            Cownilingus                   
                                                                                
                                                                                
             (__)                                         -'`-       "Here's    
             (oo)     ____________________                ( oo  ^     mooing    
      /-------\/     |                    |               /\_|--      at you,   
     / |     |\ /    |  o  o  o  o  o  o  |              | \ \__  _   kid!"     
    *  ||----| /     ======================              |  \___['              
       ^^    ^       ||                  ||              |    ||                
       Cowncillor            his cowch                   |____|-                
                                                          |  |                  
                                                          ~  ~                  
         (__)    (__)   (__)    (__)                 humphrey cow-gurt          
         (oo)    (oo)   (oo)    (oo)                                            
  /-------\/      \/     \/      \/-------\                                     
 / |     ||  ===================  ||     | \                                    
*  ||----||   || |--|   |--| ||   ||----||  *                                   
   ^^    ^^   -- ^  ^   ^  ^ --   ^^    ^^            (__)                      
          A game of cowntract bridge                  (oo)                      
                                                     / \/       ____________    
                                                    /   \===^__|            |   
                ----------------------             _|___ /\  |______________|   
          (__)  | \-/   \-/    ||    |            |=====| |   |            |    
          (oo)  | _|_   _|_   |__|   |            *I   I| |   |            |    
   /-------\/   ----------------------             I   I^ ^   |            |    
  / |     ||    |   \-/  |   |    |  |                                          
 *  ||----||    |   _|_ |_| |_|  |_| |            wolfgang amadeus moo-zart     
    ^^    ^^    ----------------------                                          
           Just a humble cownoisseur                                            
                                                                                
                                                                                
    (__)  (__)   (__) (__)(__)    (__) (__)(__)(__)  (__)                       
    (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)                   
     \/(oo)\/  (oo)/(__)/  (oo)(oo)\/  (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)                   
        \/      \/  (oo)    \/  \/      \/    \/    \/    \/                    
                     \/                                                         
                         a cownfluence                                          
                                                                                
                                                  _______                       
            (__(  .-<                            |   |   |                      
            (oo)  |                              |___|___|                      
          ___\/___|                              |\_____/|                      
         |  |  |                                 |       |                      
         |  |  |                                 |_______|                      
       >-'  |  |                             _   |   _   |                      
        *----/\                     /-------//   |--(_)--|                      
            /  \                   / |     ||    |_______|  (__)                
           /    \                 *  ||----||    |       |  (++)                
           ^     ^                   ^^    ^^    |_______|   \/                 
        Egyptian Cow                   Marie Antoinette's Cow                   
                                                                                
                 _                                                              
        ________|@|________                                                     
         |  POLICE  BOX  |                     __                               
         |---------------|                   (^\/^)              \(:)/          
         |_______|     / |                    \oo/               (o|o)          
         ||  |  ||    |  |               /-----\/           /-----\_/           
         ||-----||    |  |              /|      |          /|      |            
         ||__|__||    |  |             V ||----||         ^ ||----||            
         |  ___  |    |  |               ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^            
         | |___| |    |  |              Vulcan Cow         Klingon Cow          
         | _____ |     (__)                                                     
         ||     ||     (oo)    ---------                                        
         ||     ||----//\/ ---< Master? >                                       
         ||     ||B-9  \ |     ---------                                        
         ||_____||______\|                                                      
         |_______|_______|                                                      
                                                              ----------------  
     a Certain Time Lord's Cow                   (__)     ---< EXTERMINATE!!! | 
                                                 ( ----0      ----------------  
                  (___) "Moo have twenty         _\/_                           
                  |===|  seconds to comply."    /oooo\---O                      
           ________\_/ /                       /oooooo\                         
          | |        |                        /oooooooo\                        
          # ||______||                       /oooooooooo\                       
            ||      ||                      /____________\                      
            ^^      ^^                                                          
             RoboCow                          a Dalek Cow                       
                                                                                
   __________________        ___________________        ___________________     
  /ine McBovine McBov\      /McCow McCow McCow M\      /ttle McCattle McCat\    
 /cBovine McBovine McB\    /Cow McCow McCow McCow\    /e McCattle McCattle M\   
------------------------  -------------------------  -------------------------  
 \ovine McBovine McBov/    \McCow McCow McCow McC/    \attle McCattle McCatt/   
  \McBovine McBovine /      \w McCow McCow McCow/      \ McCattle McCattle /    
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     
                            Ronald McDonald's Cows                              
                                                                                
                           @ @                                                  
                            @@@ @                                               
                              @@ @                                              
               Pffii           @@@@ @@                                          
         ___________D           @@@@@@                                          
        |________  |            _______                                         
         (__)   | /             \     /                                         
         ( oo /~| |      __      \   /                                          
         /\_|// | |     /  \     |  |                                           
       _/____/__| |    |    |    |  |                                           
      |       ___/-----------------_| (__)                                      
      |      /   \     \     \       `(oo)                                      
      |     /     \     |     |       |\/                                       
      |    |   O  |    /     / __    /                                          
      |----|      |-----------/  \-\\\                 (__)                     
           \     /           | o |  \\\               _(  )_                    
    ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____               
                                                                                
                  Cow Express                     Suicidal Cow                  
                                                                                
                                              o         _____________           
                                              /\       /             \          
                                             [__]     ( take off, eh! )         
     __  |   \ /                             (oo) ----'\_____________/          
       \/----///\                     /-------\/                                
     */\______(xx)                   / |     ||__|                              
              (  )                  *  ||----|   U                              
                                       ^^    ^                                  
Pro-democracy cow from Beijing         Canadian Cow                             
                                                                                
                                                                                
     o          o               o              o             o       o          
o  o       o         o       o     o         o   o       o       o              
    o   o      o       o       (    )      o    (    )        o  (    (    o    
          O                     )  (             )  (             )  (          
o  o     (__)     o     o       (__)        o    (__)     o   o   (__)          
         (oo)                   (oo)             (oo)      o      (oo)     o    
  /------$$$$   o   o    /-------\/  o    /-------\/       /-------\/           
 / |     $$$$           / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||            
*  ||----||        o   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||   o        
   ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~            
   Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry                  
                                                                                
                                        ___                                     
                                      _/...\  *==\        ________________      
      __________ (___)               /::::::\  (/_\)     /                \     
     /|         `(0 0)               |:::::::_ (o o)     |  Moo, Moo, Moo |     
    / |           \ /              /-----+-+--- \ /     /\________________/     
   *  |||----|||-/ *              / |    | |   | 0  ___/                        
      |||    |||                 *  | _  |_| _ |                                
                                    || --+_+- ||                                
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow           --        --                                
                                   |  |_     |  |_                              
          /\                       |____|    |____|                             
         / O\                         Santa Cows                                
        / ,  \                                                                  
       /  O   \                                       _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _   
       -/ ,  \-                                     /          |~      |~    \  
       /  O   \                                    |      |~  o|   |~ o|      | 
      /,    ,  \                                 /  \    o|       o|         /  
     / O    O   \                              /      \                    /    
     -/  ,     \-                             /        / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~      
     /   O   ,  \                            /        /          .              
    /  ,     O  ,\  (__)                 /*     *\   /         ./\.             
   /   O   ,    O \ (oo)                /\       /\           .//.\.            
  /        O       \-\/                ****     ****         .///\\\.           
  ------------------||                 (oo)     (oo)         ////\\\\.          
          ||/ ||----||          /-------\/       \/-------\     ||              
          ||  ~~    ~~         /|      ||         ||      |\    ~~              
  Merry Cow-ristmas           *  ||----||         ||----||  *                   
                                 ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~                      
                                      Christmas Cowols                          
                                                                                
                               O                                                
                                   O  O  O                                      
                                            O                    *              
           Moory Cowristmas!                 ___                /|\             
                        _____________________|  |_____         /||o\            
                       /______________________________\       /|o|||\           
     ~                /________________________________\     /|||||o|\          
      ~~  ####          ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||      /||o||||||\         
         ~(oo)          ||___|___||||||||||||___|___||     /||||o||||||\        
   /-------\/           ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||    /|o||||o|||o||\       
  / |     ||            ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ ||          | |             
 *  ||----||            ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo      
oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo      
                                                                                
                                                                                
  |----------------------|                         /\                           
  |                      |                  /\  /\/  \                          
  |                      |                 /  \/ /    \/\                       
  |                      |                /            \ \                      
  |                      |          ----------------------------                
  |______________________|                                                      
                                              \/                                
  |----------------------|                  o-@@                                
  |______________________|                                                      
                                       Minimalist Dead Cow                      
   ----------------------                                                       
      Mark Rothko Cow                                                           
                                                     /=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><>  
                                                     \|}}{}{}{() (&)  ~~~~#***  
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |     #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---___  
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |     \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))(  
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |     |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$  
------------------------------------------------                                
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |        Jackson Pollock cow     
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |                                
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         ____________________   
------------------------------------------------         |           (__)   |   
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |           (oo)   |   
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         |    /-------\/    |   
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |   / |     ||     |   
------------------------------------------------         |  *  ||----||     |   
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |     ^^    ^^     |   
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         | Ceci N'est Pas   |   
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |    Une Cow       |   
------------------------------------------------         --------------------   
              Andy Warhol Cow                             Rene Margritte Cow    
                                                                                
                                                                                
            oo                    --                                            
                                                           \/                   
                                                                                
                                                                                
       cow by night       sleeping cow by night        Chesire Cow              
                                                                                
                                                                                
                     II                                                         
      ( MOOOOOO ! )  II\                                                        
  ________\   /      II +    (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )  
 |\        `v' \      + II   (00)                                               
 | \________|____\     \II\   \/-------\                                        
 | (     ( @ @ )  )     II +    ||    ||\      (__) ..oo ( How can he     )     
 |\|______\_O_/___|      + II   ||----|| *     (oo)        ( afford that? )     
 | \_______________\      \II\  ~~    ~~        \/--------\                     
 \ (OO_##########_OO)      II +                    ||    || \                   
 (\(_____[PHIL]_____)       + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-     
     (_)        (_)          \II          II       ~~ II ~~       II            
                              II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-     
                                                                                
               What cows think when people MOO at them                          
                                                                                
                                                                                
           /\\   ^                 (__)                          (__)           
          /__\\  |                 ( oo  _                       (oo)           
     _    (o o)  |                 /\__|( ) _                   /-\/-\          
    / \   /\_/\ /                 |  \==//=(_)  *POW!*         /      \         
      | /|I   I|                  | ====                       |      |         
      ^/ |I   I|                  |    |                       |      |         
      |  |I   I|                 /|  _ \                      /        \        
      |  |I   I|               /  / / \ \                     __________\       
      |  |_____|             *    ||   ||                          \\           
          ^  *^                   ||_  ||_                         (_)          
                                                                                
cow giving forgiveness         Moo-hamid Ali                   Cow Bell.        
                                                                                
                                                                                
            (!!)                        _/\_                       \_\          
    !!!!!!!!(oo)                 _______(oo)              _________(oo)         
   !/|       \/                 /|       \/              /| Ferrari \/          
  !/ |______||                 / |______||              / |________||           
  *  ||     ||                *  ||     ||             *  ||       ||           
     ^^     ^^                   ^^     ^^                ^^       ^^           
Last of the Moo-hicans        Mayflower cows             Sports Cow             
                                                                                
                                                                                
                            (__)                            (__)                
                            (oo)                            (oo)                
            /--------------- \/              / ------------- \/                 
          / ( !S M T W T F! )               / (   |7 8 9 +|  )                  
        /  (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )             *  (   |4 5 6 -|  )                  
       *   (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )                 (  |1 2 3 X|  )                  
            ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ )                   ( |C 0 = /| )                   
             (+-+-+-+-+-+-+)                     ^---------^                    
              ||        ||                       ||       ||                    
              ||        ||                       ||       ||                    
              ^^        ^^                       ^^       ^^                    
              "COWLENDAR"                        "COWCULATOR"                   
                                                                                
   /\                                                                           
  /  \         __                           ________   ------                   
 DOCTOR      _/__\_                           |__| |   |====|                   
  MOO/      /=(OO)                            (oo) *   |   v|                   
   \/    --/==-\/==\                   /-------\/      |^^ *|                   
      / |  \==||  \==\   ///          / |     ||       ------                   
     *  ||-|==||   \==\/==/          *  ||----||                                
        ~~ ///~~     \===/              ^^    ^^                                
       Gallifreyan Cow               Straight out of Cowllege                   
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (__)                                                                   
         (oo)                                                                   
  /-------\/                           #         #                              
 / |     ||                            \\       //                              
*  ||----||\                            \\     //                               
   ^^    ^^ \                            \ --- /                                
             \                           |     |                                
              |                          |     |                                
              |                          |     |                                
              |                          / \_/  \        (__)                   
              |                         //      \\    <--(xx)--#-               
              |                        //        \\       /\                    
  ___________\|/___________                                                     
        Cow-a-flower                 Cow at butcher's party                     
                                                                                
                                                                                
         ___--------___             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^           
        / .    .   .   \            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^           
   |\/   .    (__)    .  \/|        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^           
   || .    .  (oo) .   .  ||        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^           
   |/\   .     \/    .   /\|        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^           
       \___ .    .  ___/            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^           
           ---------                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^           
                                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^           
        Cow in a haggis                   Cow on top of Ben Nevis               
                                                                                
                                                                                
        ___________________________                                             
       | (__)  (__)  (__)   (__)  |                   *        (__)             
       | ( oo  ( oo  ( oo   ( oo  |                    \       (oo)             
_______| /\_|  /\_|  /\_|   /\_|  |________             \-------\/              
|                                         |              |     ||               
|   _____                        _____    |              ||----||               
|___|   |________________________|   |____|             (oo)  (oo)              
    |___|                        |___|                                          
              Cow-pooling                             rollerscating cow         
                                                                                
                             __               o oo o                            
                            (__)               \||/                             
                            (__)               (__)              (___)          
     (__)                   (oo)               (oo)              (o o)          
     (  )            /-------\/         /-------\/        /$$$$$$$\ /           
    ( /* )          / |     ||         / |     ||        / $$$$$$$|O            
     |  |          *  ||----||        *  ||----||       *  ||w---||             
     ^  ^             ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^             
   Dairy-Air      East Indian Cow       Injun Cow          Cash Cow             
                                                                                
                                                                      (       ) 
              (___)        PRISON#  #  #  #  #                         ||| |||  
              (o o)        #  #  #  #  #(_#) #                         (O   O)  
  /------------\ /         #  #  #  #  #(o#) #             /------------\___/   
 / |           #-#         #  #/-#--#--#-\#  #            / |           |||     
*  |         |||           #  # |#  #  #||#  #           /  ||          |||     
   ||--------|||           # *# |#--#--#||#  #          *   ||----------|||     
   ^^         ^^           #  # ^#  #  #^^#  #              ^^           ^^     
  Orville Redencow                            The Bakker Cows                   
                                                                                
                                                                                
           (__)                                     (__)                        
         /   oo      ______                       /   @@      ______            
        |  /\_|     |      \                     |  /\_|     |      \           
        |  |___     |       |                    |  |___     |       |          
        |   ---@    |_______|                    |   ---@    |_______|          
     *  |  |   ----   |    |                     |  |   ----   |    |           
      \ |  |_____                                |  |_____                      
       \|________|                         *____/|________|                     
                                                                                
             CompuCow                      CompuCow After an All-niter          
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
             (__)                                   (__)                        
           /   --      ______                     /  .\/.     ______            
          |  /\_|     |      \                   |  /\_|     |      \           
          |  |___     |       |                  |  |___     |       |          
          |   ---@    |_______|                  |   ---@    |_______|          
          |  |   ----   |    |                *  |  |   ----   |    |           
          |  |_____                            \ |  |_____                      
    *____/|________|                            \|________|                     
                                                                                
    CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard       CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler    
                                                                                
                                                                                
      \\                                    \\                                  
       \\                                    \\                                 
       / \                                   / \                                
      /   \                                 /   \                               
      \    \                                \    \                              
       \    \(__)                            \    \(__)                         
     *-->    (oo)                          *-->    (oo)                         
       /    / \/                           o /    / \/                          
      /    /                                /    /                              
      \   /                             o   \   /                               
       \ /                                   \ /                                
       //                                    //                                 
      //                               o    //                                  
                                                                                
  B-2 Stealth Bomber cow         Stealth cow on bombing run                     
                                                                                
                                                                                
  ___                                                                           
 /   \       (    )   Happy                                                     
|     \       |--|    Mooosic!               (__)                               
|      |      \  /__                         (oo)                               
+----------+ __oo| \                  /      -\/                   (__)         
|Steinway &|_  \/|  |                /       ||               >----(oo)---->    
|___ Sons ___|_/ |__|               *  ------||             /-------\/          
|   |        |   / /                   |     ^^            / |     ||           
o   o        o  | |                    ||----             *  ||----||           
                                       ^^                    ^^    ^^           
 Chopin'ing Cow                        TeX cow            Steve Martin's cow    
                                                                                
                                                                                
                      (__)                 +=============================+      
                      (oo)                 |  F R E D ' S   S A L O O N  |      
       ______    ______\/              (__)|          +-----+            |      
    __|______\__/____/\\[}             (xx)|          | ___ |            |(__)  
   /   ---             \\ ---           \/ |          |/=|=\|            |(oo)  
|[]  /     \ \      /   /     \            |          |==|==|            | \/   
    |   @   | \____/   |   @   |           |          |==|==|            |      
     \     /            \     /        ------------------------------------     
       ---                ---                                                   
             COW-ASAKI                           Cows behind bars               
                                                                                
                 __ _________                           __ _________            
                (  V  _   _  )_                        (  V         )_          
                /    ( \o/ )   )                       /     ////     )         
               (      \_O_/    \                      (     (---)     \         
                \      /O\      )                      \    |moo|      )        
                 (    @   @    /                        (   (---)     /         
                  (_____/\____)                          (_____/\____)          
                       o                                      o                 
                      o                                      o                  
                    o                                      o                    
                (__)                                   (__)                     
           /----(uu)                              /----(uu)                     
       *__/|     \o==s                        *__/|     \o==s                   
/\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))              /\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))                
     |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//                |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//             
            ~  ~\/--\*)                            ~  ~\/--\*)                  
       Dreaming Cow                         Cow Dreaming of Silage              
                                                                                
                                                                                
            (__)      o   o               *        (__)                         
            (oo)     o  o                  \       (OO)                         
     /-------\/==o  o                       \-------\/                          
    / |     ||  ____                    []   |     ||                           
   *  ||----||  |__|                   (/\)s==|----||                           
      ~~    ~~                         /__\   ~    ~~                           
  Cow blowing bubbles.             Cow kicking over lantern that started        
                                     the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.            
                                                                                
                __//     \__                                  |\__|\            
        /^^^)^^/   )     (   \^^(^^^\                         | 00 |            
       /(    _(  ^/       \^  )_    )\                   \---<( -- )>---/       
      /  \ //  | /         \ |  \ /  \                    \    |--|    /        
     /    \   O/           \O   //    \                    \__/    \--/         
    (    )/\                   //\(    )                     (      )           
    /\  //                         \  /\                     |      |           
   / / /W          COW-TOW          W\ \ \                   --------           
 *  \(                               )/  *                    ||  ||            
      \_                           _//                        nn  nn            
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^           Cow after learning that   
                                                      the vice president has a  
(__)     (__)         (__) (__)                       lower IQ than he does     
(oo)  +  (oo)      =  (oo) (oo)                                                 
 \/       \/           \/   \/                                  (__,            
                                                                (+o)            
(__)     (__)(__)     (__) (__) (__)                 /-----#-----\'             
(oo)  +  (oo)(oo)  =  (oo) (oo) (oo)                / | Cownucks||  \           
 \/       \/  \/       \/   \/   \/                   }}--------}}   \ o        
                                                      ==        ==    --        
           Cownting...                             This cow plays hockey        
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                               /.               
                                                         moo  /`'\  .           
             (__)   MOO!                                   ` /    ./ \..        
             (oo)  /                                      ../   .'      \.      
      /-------\/                                       ../    /    ../    \     
     / |     ||                                      ./     ./   ./        \    
    *  ||----||                                    ./     ./            \   \.  
-------^^----^^-----                           .../    ../       ../          \ 
                    \                         /       /         /               
                          Ech-cow   (echo)                                      
                                                                                
                 ________________                  (__)                         
         ^__^   /                \                 (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!  
         (oo)  ( Milk is logical. )              __ \O//                        
  /-------\/ --'\________________/              /   ==s)\_____                  
 / |     ||                                 *--/|_/-----/    OO       COW       
*  ||W---||                                     |__       __ II     JOYRIDES    
   ^^    ^^                          O O o  o   /  \-----/  \                   
Mr Spock's cow                                  \__/     \__/                   
                                                                                
      *             .                 .    ,                                    
           .           .     *        .      .                                  
                     .                                 *                        
          \   /         ,        (__)   ,       ,                               
        -   *   -                (       .      |                               
      .   /   \     ,       .     \/     .        -   -    .                    
         .                       / \\        ,      |                           
        ,      *         *      /   /\\                                         
                   .           /\\ /       .           .                        
          *           .       /   \\             .         .                    
    _|_    ,   .    ,        /           ,      *                               
     |  .     ,       .     *        , .           .                            
       .    ,     .         .            .  *          .                        
                                                                                
                           The Milky Way                                        
                                                                                
                                                                                
                      \  /         ________________________________             
                       \/         /                                \            
               (__)    /\         |    At times likes these you    |            
               (oo)   O  O        | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |            
               _\/_   //        O \________________________________/            
         *    (    ) //       O                                                 
          \  (\\    //       o                                                  
           \(  \\    )      o                                   (__)            
            (   \\   )   /\                                     (oo)            
  ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__                                /\/\            
 |\__[=======______//________)__\                      Cocown  (\==/)           
 \|_______________//____________|                               \<>/            
     |||      || //||     |||                                                   
     |||      || @.||     |||                            (___)      /^^^^^\     
      ||      \/  .\/      ||                            /- -\     /  MU  /     
                 . .                                    (  ^  ) __/______/      
                '.'.`                                    \_O_/                  
             COW-OPERATION                             Buddha's Cow             
                                                                                
                                                                                
   (_                 ~         -       _)             /       ~                
          (           -                        -               |  =s            
O                               |            *                                  
                  |           O        \      \       -  |                      
             |                                   \               |              
        -                    -                |                                 
                                                                                
)                                                                               
       Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.                     
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                      (__)                ---_                  
(__) _______________*                 (oo)               /|   \                 
(xx)-\           \             /-------\/               / |\   \_ (__)          
 \/ /-\___________\--\        / |     |                *  ||\     (oo)          
                             *  ------                    ~~ \____ \/           
       Boneless Cow      No leg cow (ground beef)    Two leg cow (lean beef)    
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                 (__)                                           
                                 (oo)                                           
                                  \/                             \___/          
                           /     / \\                            (0 0)          
                                /   /\\                           \ /           
                               /\\ /                               v            
                    /         /   \\                               |            
                             /                             <-------|------->    
                       /    *                                      |            
                 |\                                                |            
           /     |  \         /                                  __|__          
                 \\   \                                          \/ \/          
           /       \\   \                                        \/ \/          
      /              \\___\                                      \/ \/          
            /          \\                                        __|__          
               /         \\                                         \   /       
 /    /           /        \\                                    |\ /|          
            /                \\                                  | V |          
        /         /            \\                                |   |          
              /                  \\                              |   |          
                   /               \\                            W   W          
                                     \\                                         
       ===============================O===========        Stick Cow sunbathing  
       ===========================================        at Malibu wearing a   
        O)                                      O)        special cow bikini.   
                   The dreaded cowtapult                                        
                                                                                
                                                                                
    (__)                                (___)            **       ((__))        
    (__)               (__)             (___)             \\      ((oo))        
    (oo)               (  )             (   )              \\------\\//         
   | \/ |             (  /*)            |   |               ||      ||          
    |  |              ||  ||            |   |               |||----|||          
                                        (___)               ^^^    ^^^          
Cows doin' it      Cows doin' it           \_*             Cow during an        
 FRONT VIEW          BACK VIEW         TOP VIEW             Earthquake          
                                                                                
                                                                                
          ((     _  _                       (___)              (__)             
         ( D\   (_)(_)____                  (0 0)              (oo)             
   _______\__| | MOOTV____(          /-------\_O---moo        *-\/-------\      
  /|     ||   _/\____/              / |     ||               /  ||      |  \    
 / ||____| \/^   /  \              *  ||,---||              *   ||-----||   *   
*  ||    |      O    O                ^^    ^^               \/|(/)(/\(,,/      
   ^^    ^                         Romie mooed...          while Julie ate.     
     "Moo-vie Camera"                (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)         
                                                                                
                                                                                
                       ______________________________________________________   
                      |                                                      |  
             _______  |                                                      |  
            / _____ | |                       ACME MOO-VERS                  |  
           / /(__) || |                                                      |  
  ________/ / |OO| || |                                                      |  
 |         |-------|| |                                                      |  
(|         |     -.|| |_______________________                               |  
 |  ____   \       ||_________||____________  |             ____      ____   |  
/| / __ \   |______||     / __ \   / __ \   | |            / __ \    / __ \  |\ 
\|| /  \ |_______________| /  \ |_| /  \ |__| |___________| /  \ |__| /  \ |_|/ 
   | () |                 | () |   | () |                  | () |    | () |     
    \__/                   \__/     \__/                    \__/      \__/      
                                                                                
                           "The Moo-vers are here!"                             
                                                                                
                                                                                
         -- (__)          *        (__)*        (__)*        (__)*        (__)  
  *---    - (QQ)           \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (o-)  
  -   \------\/             \-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/   
---   |      |               |        //  |        //  |        //  |     ||    
  -   ||()--||               ||------+    ||------+    ||------+    ||----||    
      oo    oo               ^^           ^^           ^^           ^^    ^^    
                                                                                
     Roller Cow                            Cows in polonaise                    
                                                                                
                                                                                
         -------------/                                                         
                     /                                                          
                    /                                                           
                   /                                                            
                 /                                                              
                /                                                               
               /                                 (__)                           
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^  
Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)         
                                                                                
                                                     \    /          ____       
         |\/|                   {___}                 \__/         \/ *  \/     
         (oo)                   ( * )                 (--)         | O  O |     
  /-------\/ V          /--------\Q/          /--------\/           \    /      
 / |     ||__|         / |      ||           / |     ||              \**/       
*  ||----|            *  ||-----||          *  ||----||               --        
   ^^    ^               --     --             --    --            Milkael      
Cow from Vulcan     Smoking 1-eyed cow    Cow w/ rabbit ears      Cowbachev     
                                                                                
                                                                                
                        (*)                  (*)                                
   (__)                  ^                    ^                (__)             
   (oo)                  |      |             |               @(oo)@            
   [..]                  |      =             |                [..]@@           
\ |  U           (-)     |     | |            | (-)             U  @@@@         
 ||   ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>==   ||           
 ||   )  ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||  (   ||           
 ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||           
 |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|           
 |  \  |     |                                          |     |  /  |           
 =   * =     =                                          =     = *   =           
                   cows having candlelight dinner                               
                                                                                
                                         (___)                                  
                                         (o o)                                  
    ( ** )                              __\_/__                                 
    |e  e|                             //^^*^^\                  \___/          
     \  / ____*===*______*             /   *   \                 (O O)          
      OO      * Givenchy *\           / |  *  | \                 \ /           
        |    *     *    *  \          \ |=====| /                  O            
       /****************    *          "|_____|"                                
      //  *************                  | | |                Cow exclaiming    
     ||    ||     \_/||                  | | |                  "Holy Cow"      
     ||    ||     || ||                  |_|_|                                  
     v|    v|     v| v|                   ^ ^                                   
        Haute Cowture                    COWNT                                  
                                                                                
                                        |\                                      
                                        |[]         |\                          
                                   (__) |           |[]         |\              
                                   (--) |      (__) |           |[]         |\  
  *                        _________\/ /|      (o-) |      (__) |           |[] 
  |        (__)           /,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (oo) |      (__) |   
  |      __(oo)        *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (OO) |   
   \=====  |\/         |           *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|   
  _|_/     \_          |===========|           *--------------/,,      ,, / |   
  -//\-----/\\         o           |===========|           *----------------|   
   \_/     \_/                     o           |===========|                |   
-----------------                              o           |================|   
    Cowazaki                        COW-WARD               o                o   
                                                                                
                                                                                
      ______________________________                                            
     /                              \                                           
    (  Freisian a jolly good fellow! )                                          
     \________________  ____________/                                           
                      ) )                                            ()         
               (__)   //                                            (  )        
         (__)  (oo)  /          (___)                              ( __ )       
        /(oo)---\/              (o o)                               (oo)        
  /-------\/   ||                \ /-------\               /-------/||||        
 / |     ||----||                 O||     | \             / |     || |||        
*  ||----||    ^^                  ||---,||  *           *  ||----||  |         
   ^^    ^^                        ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^            
     Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull                    Ayatollah Cow-manhi    
                                                                                
                                                  (__)                  |====|  
  /--------------------/                          (oo)                   \oo/   
 / |     ||           /          (__)      /-------\/             /-------\/    
*  ||----||          /-----------(oo)     / |     ||---->        / |     ||     
   ^^    ^^                       \/     *  ||----||            *  ||----||     
                                           ___/  ___/              ^^    ^^     
        Network Virtual Cow                                      Cowcatcher     
(with separate frontend and backend)      Cow waterskiing      (Major league)   
                                                                                
                                                                                
           /\                                               __                  
          {__}                                            _[__]_                
          (oo)                                            /(oo)\                
   /-------\/                                       /------@\/@                 
  / |  +  ||                                       / |     |@@                  
 *  ||----||                                      *  ||----||                   
    ^^    ^^                                         ^^    ^^                   
   Sacred Cow       Zen Cow (eating grass)          Hasidic Cow                 
                                                                                
  _____          _________________                                              
 /     \        /                 \                                             
( 1+2=3 )      ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )                                            
 \__  _/        \_____  __________/                         (__)                
   ( (                ) )                                  >(==)                
    \\                //       )__(                        /-\/-\               
      \    (__)      /         (oo)                       /(    )\              
           (oo)                 \/-------*               ^ (    ) ^             
    /-------\/                   ||     | \                (    )               
   / |     ||                    ||----||   \              /----\               
  *  ||----||                    vv    vv                 /    \ \              
     ^^    ^^                                            ^      * ^             
  COWculator (2)               Reverse Polish Cow        Cow-a-bunga            
                                                                                
                                                         ^^    ^^               
                                  O  (___) ||         *  ||----||               
                                  |  (o o) ||          \ |     ||               
            (no-bull-ity) --->    %  -\ /- ||           \-------/\              
                                  |\/| O | ||                  (oo)             
                                  |  |   | ||                  (  )             
                                     / v-' ||                   ><              
                                 /==========|                  (  )             
                                //         ||                  (oo)             
  ,------._(__)                 ||         ||           /-------\/              
 * | \     ( oo                 ||         ||          / |     ||               
vv====>----=\/====vv            |===========|         *  ||----||               
                                                         ^^    ^^               
                    COWTOW                            Bi-cow molecule           
                                                                                
                                 (__)                 (__)                      
        ()  ()             _____| oo |                |oo|                      
         ()()             /          |         /----|-|__|-|                    
         (oo)            /           |        / |     ||                        
  /-------UU            /____________|       *  ||----||                        
 / |     ||                ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                        
*  ||w---||            Cow dressed up        Cow dressed up                     
   ^^    ^^              as ghost            as Frankenstein                    
Eh, What's up Doc?     for Halloween          For Halloween                     
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (__)                                |\/|               (__)            
         (oo)                                (oo)              >(==)            
   __[_]__\/                          /-------VV         /-------\/             
 / |     ||                          / |     ||         / |     ||              
*  ||----||      -->   .            *  ||----||        *  ||----||              
   ^^    ^^                            ^^    ^^           ~~    ~~              
 Portable Cow    Japanese model       Lycownthropy      Cow-a-bunga (2)         
 (very handy)    portable COW                                                   
                                                                                
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