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From: kburkert@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Keith Burkert)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: Send X-Mas greetings to my friend!
Date: 18 Dec 92 20:53:08 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.


Hi          

	I writing to ask all of you here in net land to please send my friend
a Christmans/Holiday greeting.  I am her Secret Santa at work.  I have been
telling her about all the E-Mail I get from around the world and she mentioned
she would be thrilled to recieve some.  So here's your chance to make her
happy during the holiday.  Please write a letter to my E-mail address

				kburkert@andromeda.rutgers.edu

Her name is Neusa (pronounced Nel Za)(By the way, if you no the meaning or 
origin of her name please tell her she doesnt know)  Address the letter to 
her and include where you are from and your Christmas/Holiday traditions.
Thanks in advance for making her holiday a little brighter.


Address all letters to Neusa at this address: kburkert@andromeda.rutgers.edu

Thanks again!!
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: qralph@dna.lth.se (Ralph Haglund)
Subject: Re: Just a quick hi....
Organization: Lund Institute of Technology, Sweden
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 01:15:36 GMT

Hi,
Well, we have fun in our group... One thing for us who like snail mail,
you know, this ancient white stuff, would like to get info from people
all over, about magazines/papers that accept penpal advertisments for
free or almost for free, with some details what one can write! If just
address or how much about interests etc.
For myself I am interested in all over, but especially in Hong Kong and
Taiwan as the Orient fascinates me, and I have got more friends there
than here during travels!
Ralph

-- 
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|  Want to talk to me? Try:  (in that order)                  |
|  qralph@dna.lth.se  ralph@quark.lu.se  QRALPH@SELDC52       |
|  My name? In official Sweden it is: 4.901.185.654 (secret)  |
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: ctaylorr@cc.curtin.edu.au
Subject: Re pickup lines
Organization: Curtin University of Technology
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 07:38:35 GMT

A pickup line that a friend used on one girl, unsuccessfully
was to pick up some ice, smash it and then say
"now that I have broken the ice my name is ........"
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: domalley@unix1.tcd.ie (Slartibartfast            (alias Daniel O'Malley))
Subject: Re: HELP!!!
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 18:48:54 GMT

In <15647.9212151135@thor.cf.ac.uk> spe2mje@thor.cf.ac.uk (Michael Evans) writes:

>In article <1992Dec11.020804.40127@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> klh3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (KATHRYN LEIGH HARRISON) writes:
>|I am swamped with exams and can't relax.  If anyone has any good ideas to let
>|out some steam, they would be greatly appreciated.  Thanks.
>|
>|Katie
>|klh3@lehigh.edu


>Try this,

>	Hold a Chicken in the air,
>	Stick a deck chair up your nose,
>	Climb inside a dog
>	and behead an eskimo,

>	Anyone willing to continue?

You have it slighly mixed up - it actally goes:

	Hold a chicken in the air
	Stick a deckchair up your nose
	Buy a Jumbo Jet
	And then bury all your clothes

	[...]

	Skin yourself alive
	Learn to speak Arrapahoe
	Climb inside a dog 
	And behead an Eskimo

I'm sure someone else can supply the others...

Daniel.
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|       //              |------Daniel O'Malley--domalley@unix1.tcd.ie------|
|   ===//  ===    ===   |---"In the beginning, the universe was created.---|
| //  // //  // //  //  |-This has made a lot of people angry and has been-|
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Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: mbb2001@andy.bgsu.edu (Mark B. Benintendi)
Subject: I'm lonely, please write me!
Followup-To: soc.penpals
Organization: Bowling Green State University
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 19:14:01 GMT

	Hi!  My name is Mark and I am a freshman at BGSU.  I am majoring in
elementary education and minoring in psychology.  I am new to the net and
am interested in corresponding with anyone that is interested.  So, write
back and tell me about yourself and I will return your note.  


                             Thanks, Mark  
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: mmr@asgserver.canberra.edu.au (Micheal Rainford-Watson)
Subject: Girl trouble! Help needed from a Female.
Organization: University of Canberra
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 01:45:02 GMT

I'm presently in the position of getting into girl trouble. But before I
make this step I'd like to get some advice from a female. So if you're a
female between about 19 - 30 from a country with similar social expectancies
to Australia please help. Since I don't want my problems a sent to everyone
please reply to my email address. 

Michael.
From: v003nnc3@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (MR. BUNGLE)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: two males ISO two hot college females
Date: 13 Dec 92 23:59:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

Hello ladies, we are two males at the University at Buffalo.  We are interested
in talking, or anything, with other college females.  We would like to talk
about those things which females here are too shy to talk about.  Please e-mail
(just type R at the end of this letter).  Thanks.  We await your fantasies.

Mr. Bungle & Rush
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: yu@physun.physics.mcmaster.ca (Fan Yu)
Subject: Re: HELP ME!
Organization: Dept. of Physics & Astronomy, McMaster University
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 19:16:04 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.142211.26540@leland.Stanford.EDU> tullfan@leland.Stanford.EDU (Richard Thompson) writes:
>Hi.  I'm very confused.  Can anyone out there who knows what's going on
>kindly explain it to me!!
>
>thanks (in advance),
>
>Rich.
>

What's going on? It been snowing heavily for the past two days and I can't
get my car out of the driveway. So I walked to school and started to stare
at the terminal. God is it nice that the internet never shuts down?
Meanwhile the air conditioner is blowing hot air all over the place, making
my snow-soaked feet feeling warm and dry. Wooo...I am confused too.
What am I going to do?? Help!!

FY
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: migarcia@hfglobe.intel.com (Mike Garcia)
Subject: Holiday Cheer!  ;)
Summary: Holiday Cheer!! ;)
Keywords: Holiday
Organization: Intel Corporation
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 17:52:10 GMT

 The alarm awakens me from a
 dream forgotten.  I lay
 reflecting of what I will do
 this day.   Then I recall,
 today is a special day.  Today
 is a day of love and deep
 feelings.  I sit sipping my
 coffee, watching the flakes
 float down outside.  My breath
 fogs the window as the steam
 from my mug rises.  I smile
 and regard the years gone
 past.  Of the times spent with
 family and friends.  The
 children all laughs and giggles,
 as they shake the
 gifts under the tree.  Oh the
 tree, such a lovely creature.
 We always cut our own, taking
 great care to choose just the
 right one.  The smell fills
 the house as we place the
 lights and decorations upon
 it.  The glimmer and glisten,
 the intuition and incense.  It
 all fits so well together.  I
 recall back to when I was
 young.  The night before
 christmas, unable to sleep.
 Thinking of Santa and the gifts
 he would bring. The
 excitement, the anticipation,
 the suspense.  I smile as I
 remember the feeling of warmth
 come over me.  The embrace of
 magic in the air.  The
 kindness of others.  Yet I
 feel sorry for those who do
 not understand.  The people
 who have never had the peace
 and love.  I pray for them to
 believe in love.  I send a
 piece of myself to everyone.
 I am not rich in money but I
 have plenty of love to share with
 all.  This story poem is
 a part of me I give to you.
 Please send it to those who
 need it.  Thank you and have a
 Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

 Hawk ..................
From: bonnieh@ocf.berkeley.edu (Bonnie Ching Han)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: Email Welcomed
Date: 17 Dec 1992 22:39:08 GMT
Organization: U. C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: lightning.berkeley.edu

Hello,

I am a senior student at UC Berkeley in California and my major is Electrical Engineering and Computer Science. 
I am looking forward to hear from anybody who wish to know something about San Francisco, Berkeley or even Hong Kong or Macau where I come from.I just discover this newsgroup and I think it isjust exciting...being able to 
communicate to people from all over the world without
getting into the trouble of going to the post office!

Hear from you soon..

Bonnie.
From: mmaiseh@cs.arizona.edu (MaZri BiN MaiSeh)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: Re: How to say 'Good Bye' in your language
Date: 14 Dec 92 20:57:52 GMT

In article <Bz9G6u.E6u@ecf.toronto.edu>, torenvl@ecf.toronto.edu (TORENVLIET GERARD LAWRENS) writes:
> How to say goodbye:
> 
> British:  Later, old chap.  Here's mud in your face...
> American:  Later, dude...
> Canadian:  Catch ya on the flipside!
> Dutch:  Dooooooooi!  (pronounced DEWEY)
> French:  A bientot...
> 

Malay --> Selamat Tinggal. Jumpa Lagi

-mz
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: torenvl@ecf.toronto.edu (TORENVLIET GERARD LAWRENS)
Subject: Re: 100 ways to says "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year", Part II
Organization: University of Toronto, Engineering Computing Facility
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 16:41:57 GMT

In article <domalley.724436379@unix1.tcd.ie> domalley@unix1.tcd.ie (Slartibartfast            (alias Daniel O'Malley)) writes:

(LONG LIST OF VARIOUS CHRISTMAS GREETINGS...)

>
>Gaelic(Irish)      Nollaig Shona Duit
>
>Daniel.

Dan, 

Doncha think you're a little slow on the uptake there lad...

I think I could make a no-arms-and-no-legs-irishman joke out of this one too!

Regards,
Gerard
<torenvl@ecf.toronto.edu>
From: jpa@cs.bham.ac.uk (Jonathan P Alma)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: NZ Penpals
Date: 17 Dec 92 15:14:53 GMT
Organization: School of Computer Science, University of Birmingham,UK.

Hi, I'm a Kiwi who's lived in Britain for 14 years (perhaps that should be
Ex-Kiwi now).  I'm looking for penpals from New Zealand to chat about anything
(but NZ might come into the conversation).

Email me - especially if you're from Rotorua.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jonathan Alma					         J.P.Alma@cs.bham.ac.uk
School of Computer Science
University of Birmingham, UK, B15 2TT.

The opinions expressed are my own and not those of Birmingham University
From: RDavies@cen.ex.ac.uk (Roy.Davies)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: Re: How to say 'Good Bye' in your language
Date: 16 Dec 92 16:57:38 GMT
Organization: University of Exeter, UK.

Danish:  Farvel
Welsh:   Hwyl fawr
From: irwinb@u.washington.edu (Number One Jerminator)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: Seattle, Washington Pen Pal
Date: 15 Dec 1992 18:05:30 -0600
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

Hi,
      I am interested in a pen pal who lives outside the United States
preferably.  I live in Seattle, Washington and I am a 17 year old male. 
If you would like to, write to me at <irwinb@u.washington.edu> and I
promise that I will get back to you.
			Thank You,
		              Jeremy Bernstein
From: aep2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (AMY ELIZABETH PASECHNICK)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: FOR A FRIEND IN NEED!!!!!
Date: 11 Dec 92 18:15:46 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

Hi!
I was wondering if anyone out there could send my friend Gina at RPI some
e-mail.  She's really stressing out over exams and I think it would make her
laugh.

Thanks if you write.

send it to
grazig@rpi.edu

--Aim
From: kiss@peliat.cica.fr (Blaise Kiss)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: Re: 100 ways to say "Merry Christmas and Ha
Date: 12 Dec 92 22:50:56 GMT
Organization: Telecom Paris, France

In article <1992Dec12.173553.25740@bmw.mayo.edu>, tcg@mayo.edu (Thomas Gerber) writes:
|> >In <1992Dec12.042834.17002@wam.umd.edu> nich@wam.umd.edu (Nick) writes:
|> >
|> >
|> >>	I am interested in knowing how to say "Merry Christmas and Happy
|> >>New Year" in every human languages. Could someone out there add your lanauge
|> >>to the following list.
|> >
|> >>==========================================================
|> >>English 		Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
|> >>Mandarin		Shen Dan Kuai Le Xin Nian Yu Kuai
|> >>Italian			Buon Natale ??
|> >
|> >Finnish		Hauskaa joulua ja onnellista uutta vuotta!
|> German               Froehliche Weihnachten und ein gutes neues Jahr
Hungarian		Kellemes kara'csonyi u"nnepeket e's boldog u'j e'vet
-- 
==============================================================================
Blaise  						       kiss@eurecom.fr
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
             A lonesome cow-boy, a long, long way from home...
==============================================================================
From: andym@hpspdla.spd.HP.COM (Andy Means)
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 18:47:52 GMT
Subject: Re: 100 ways to say "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year"
Organization: HP Stanford Park - Palo Alto, CA
Newsgroups: soc.penpals

Philippine (Tagalog)     Maligayang Pasko at Manigong Bagong Taon!
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: bno@stud.hsn.no (BRGE NORDHEI)
Subject: Re: 100 ways to say "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year"
Organization: Nordland College
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 13:49:21 GMT

In article <1992Dec12.042834.17002@wam.umd.edu> nich@wam.umd.edu (Nick) writes:

>Hi there,

>       I am interested in knowing how to say "Merry Christmas and Happy
>New Year" in every human languages. Could someone out there add your lanauge to the following list.

>               Have fun,

>                       Nick Chang

>==========================================================
>English                Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
>Mandarin               Shen Dan Kuai Le Xin Nian Yu Kuai
>Italian                        Buon Natale ??
 Norwegian              God Jul og Godt Nytt r!
From: jbartran@sciences.sdsu.edu (Jonathan Bartran)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: sun 7:40 pm pst  wanna chat
Date: 14 Dec 1992 03:42:32 GMT
Organization: San Diego State University, College of Sciences
NNTP-Posting-Host: sciences.sdsu.edu
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]

I'm at my terminal now and open for discussion

Email  jbartran@sciences.sdsu.edu
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: Hit me, please!
From: yaroshjr@hiramc.hiram.edu
Date: 18 Dec 92 15:10:22 -0500
Organization: Hiram College
Nntp-Posting-User: yaroshjr


Guten Tag!

I like chocolate chip cookies hot out of the oven.  I like to sing in Latin.
I'm a history major.  I love to watch all sports.  I love to play softball a
and basketball.  I like to run.  I am a woman.  I love the theatre.  I take 
German.  I work a lot.  I go to Hiram.  I wear baseball caps a lot.  When
I don't wear a cap, I usually have a really cool 'do.  I do insane things like
run around naked in the soccer field after Presidential elections.  I am
pro-choice.  I like to make mixes for my friends.  I have cool friends.  I am
probably using the word "I" too much in this but I don't care.  I love
Trip Shakespeare, Sun-60, The Police and Matthew Sweet and Fugazi and Lloyd 
Cole and all of those other weird people.  I write poetry (don't we all?)
I'm looking forward to hooking up with some cool pen pals.
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: mgammie@mrcnext.cso.uiuc.edu (Mary Gammie)
Subject: GF Wants GF Penpals
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 05:52:16 GMT

I would really like to have some women to write to and just talk about
whatever--I love to write and get mail (and getting very tired of an
empty mailbox!).  I like lots of things: reading, movies,
politics/current events, basketball, bicycling, swimming, cats,
road-tripping, good conversation, the ocean, walking on the beach,
bookstores, the outdoors, and much more.  Well, enough about
me....what do *you* think of me? :) Drop me a note and lets talk!

Beth
mgammie@mrcnext.cso.uiuc.edu
 
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: schapple@mozzarella.journalism.indiana.edu
Subject: djw32072@vax1.utlsa.edu-----your account keeps bounding!
Reply-To: schapple@ucs.indiana.edu
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 20:43:14 GMT


THe subject line says it all.

You wrote me a couple of days ago.  My name is SHawn C.  But I can't  
e-mail you back anything.  I've tried every trick in the book.

Hopefully you will get this letter and straighten things out.

Until then


Shawn C.

schapple@journalism.indiana.edu
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: LEE@KUB.NL (W. Lee)
Subject: REQUEST part II
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 92 16:12:57 GMT
Organization: Tilburg University, The Netherlands
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

Hi netters,

I've post an article some weeks ago requesting e-mails for a friend of mine
(Suzanne). Well, she has receive a lot of mails from you, and she asks me
to thank you all. She'll reply you all as soon as possible. But the respond
was so huge, she can't handle any more post now. So, will you all please
STOP writing her. Thanx.

And now, a second request, could you also write to 2 others friends of ours,
they've seen Suzanne's mailbox exploding by the day, and would also like to
receive mails from all over the world. Theirs names are Remy Deckers and
Stephen Hermelijn. They are both grad students in Pharmacy (any Pharmacy
students here ? ) Here comes their e-mail address

REMY   :	R.H.M.Deckers@stud.far.ruu.nl
Stephen:	S.Hermelijn@stud.far.ruu.nl 

One more thing, Stephen is a bit crazy, in a nice way. (But aren't we all a bit
crazy), so don't say I didn't warn you. 

AND a Merry Xmas to you All.



+--------------------------------------+---------------------------------+
| W. Lee  ('Shredder')                 |                                 |
| Tilburg University, The Netherlands  | There are lies, damned lies and |
|                                      | Statistics  ...                 |
| E-mail : lee@kub.nl                  |                                 |
|        : wlee@nyx.cs.du.edu          |        @}>--`--,--'--           |
+--------------------------------------+---------------------------------+
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: nasiom@hall106.its.rpi.edu (Milton Peter Nasiopoulos)
Subject: Re: 100 ways to say "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year"
Reply-To: nasiom@rpi.edu
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY.
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 10:59:33 GMT

IN GREEK->  Xronia Poula





milt.
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: mukesh@archsci.arch.su.oz.au (Patel Mukesh)
Subject: Re: How to say 'Good Bye' in your language 
Organization: Design Computing Unit, The University of Sydney
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 23:56:00 GMT

In article <kimcm.724435191@login.dkuug.dk>, kimcm@login.dkuug.dk (Kim Chr. Madsen) writes:
|> torenvl@ecf.toronto.edu (TORENVLIET GERARD LAWRENS) writes:
|> 
|> >How to say goodbye:
|> 
|> >British:  Later, old chap.  Here's mud in your face...
|> >American:  Later, dude...
|> >Canadian:  Catch ya on the flipside!
|> >Dutch:  Dooooooooi!  (pronounced DEWEY)
|> >French:  A bientot...
|> Danish:	Farvel (farewell), Hej (also used when greeting, roughly "Hi" or "So long"
|> depending on context)
|>  Kiswahili   Kwaheri, no onana (Bye, and ` be seen' again )
|>  Gujarati    Avejo!
|>  Urdu        Khuda hafeez
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: xanadu@t-bone.cs.unlv.edu (Thomas Wilson)
Subject: Re: I hate Calculus
Organization: UNLV
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 92 21:55:30 GMT

In article <1gmarfINNbtm@coral.bucknell.edu> whelan@coral.bucknell.edu  
(Christopher Whelan) writes:
> Hi,
> 
> 	My name is Christopher Whelan, and I just thought I'd tell the
> networld how much I hate Calculus II!!!  I just recently got out of a
> final, and it was hard.  Any ideas on how to relieve stress for my next
> two finals?
> Thanx in advance,
> 
> Christopher Whelan
> whelan@bucknell.edu

I found throwing the 10-pound book against a wall rather gratifying.  
A friend of mine taking the same class sent his book out a 7th 
story window next to the student union.  I believe we decided it 
was travelling about 78 ft/sec. when it hit the ground. (Just 
integrate the acceleration of 32 ft./sec squared, and... 
OH NEVER MIND!! :-)

Tom Wilson.
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
From: iew5c@Virginia.EDU ("Ian Watts")
Subject: Re: Is there anybody out there?
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 22:04:43 GMT

domalley@unix1.tcd.ie  writes:
> 
>>If you're all alone with a pretty person,
>                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> Strange, that... I always thought that line was:
> "If you're all alone and the pretty birds have flown..."
> 
> Could be my well-dodgy memory though... Anyone care to confirm/deny this?
> 
> I must applaud this guy though - he's got taste.... ;-)
> 
> Daniel.

Hmm....I've just gotten done listening to that song just one
more time too many.  It sounds like to me either like "with a pretty
person," or "with a pretty pursa."  The line you suggested is
viable I suppose.  I'll keep on listening, maybe I'm missing
something.  Thanks for saying that I've got taste. :)

--ian
From: ahmad@ra.cs.umb.edu (Ahmad Hashem)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: Re: How to say 'Good Bye' in your language
Date: 18 Dec 92 01:28:29 GMT
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Boston

In Arabic: Ma'assalama.

Best Ahmad
From: rikutou@tansei.cc.u-tokyo.ac.jp (Rikutou)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: * ENVIRONMENT * : penpal wanted!!
Date: 19 Dec 92 03:49:00 GMT
Organization: Computer Centre, University of Tokyo


Hi! 

    I am a male Japanese post-graduate student at Tokyo University, and
I have much interest in ENVIRONMENTAL issues.  I want to make friends
with people who's also interested in ENVIRONMENT.  If you are living in
Japan, let's talk about ENVIRONMENT.  Especially, I want to communicate
with students of Keio Univ.(Fujisawa) or Sophia (Jouchi) Univ.
If you are living in other countries, let's exchange opinions and visions
about ENVIRONMENT by e-mail.

Please e-mail me!

Thank you.

______________________________________________________________________________
Doumitsu, Kazunari               |   \ | /    \ _|___|_                | \   |
                                 | |~~~~~~~|    _|___|_            |---|---- |
Email address:                   | | |~~~| |  \ ,--|--.   -------- |--, \ /  |
 rikutou@tansei.cc.u-tokyo.ac.jp |   ~~|~~     /||_|_||            | \|  X   |
Mail  address:                   |   ~~|~~    / |     |            /    / \  |
 Kamiyama-so 4-19-11 Ikenohata   |  ~~~~~~~                                  |
     Taito-city Tokyo, JAPAN     |    dou        mitsu       kazu     nari   |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Organization: Doctoral student, Engineering and Public Policy, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: soc.penpals,soc.singles,alt.personals
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 01:05:37 -0500 
From: Tse-Sung Wu <tw1u+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Homme seul, beau, romantique, cherche pour une Femme ...

 
Excerpts from netnews.soc.singles: 11-Dec-92 Homme seul, beau,
romantiqu.. by an2209@anon.penet.fi 
>Bonjour a tous les femmes belles!
> 
>Comment ca va?
> 
>Je cherche pour une femme avec beaute, renseignement, et bienveillance.
>Ca t'interesse?  M'ecrivez s'il vous plait pour une description de moi.
> 
>Au revoir pour maintenant!
> 
>Repondez a:  an2209.anon.penet.fi
> 

Isn't it more like:

Bonjour, les belles femmes...

Je cherche une femme de beaute, d'intelligence...
Si cela vous interesse, je vous prie de bien vouloir m'envoyer (me faire
parvenir ??) votre adresse pour que je puisse vous envoyer plus d'
...whatever...

>P.S.  Je comprende anglais tres bien.
                  ^ non, sans 'e' ici.

How about your own langue maternale, or get a real francophone to write
what you want... (whom *I* don't claim to be)?

tse-sung
Newsgroups: soc.penpals