From: kgorman@star-trek.bbn.com (Karen Gorman)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Dill Dough
Keywords: Kosher dills, half sours, dill dough.....
Date: 10 Sep 92 19:36:40 GMT
Reply-To: kgorman@BBN.COM (Karen Gorman)
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In article <las8r8INN5uj@news.bbn.com> dhardin@spcink.bbn.com (Dawn Hardin) writes:
>In article <las12kINN3c2@news.bbn.com> kgorman@BBN.COM (Karen Gorman) writes:
>>
>>What's the matter James?  The thought of a pickle up your arse (words 
>>according to Dawn) scare little ol you?  Does the word CHICKEN mean 
>>anything to you?  You know what they say...Try it, you might like it!! ;-)
>
>First:  I was afraid that no one was going to see Karen's lovely little
>pun hidden away in the keywords field like that, so I wanted to put it in
>the subject header where everyone could appreciate it.


Why thank you! 

It seems the King of Puns is MIA..(must be the Irish lass and
her seesters keeping him busy), so I felt the need to make, at best, a feeble
attempt at filling in for "The Punster".


>Second:  Just in case anyone is getting frightened away from the 
>BostonBoink by the thought of any lack of respect being shown to their
>hindparts, I NEVER claimed that a mere visit to Boston was enough to
>proclaim one pickle-arsed.


Oh sure, gotta make sure you say that or otherwise you'll be considered 
pickle-arsed just like the rest of us.  Well, I got some news for YOU, it is
way too late, you've already been pickled!!  Yup, that's right.  See the 
thing about being pickled is that you don't realize it has happened.  
Surprise, surprise, surprise!!


One of the earliest telltale signs of the afflication is the desire to
call close loved ones by some bizarre nickname.... such as
Teenage Mutant Furry LO.  As time goes on, you'll find the need to add some
profanity to that, and eventually sign lauguage will become a main part
of your communication skills, particularly while driving a caaa (motaa vehicle).


>If that were the case, then even I, having
>lived here for two years, would have that dubious honor.  And we all know
>that's silly, don't we?  


Another obvious symptom of the disease...Not realizing you have it, even
though the rest of the world does :-O.  Don't ya hate it when that happens :-).


>No, it's the incorrigible east coast types, the
>ones who were born and lived all their lives in New England, who behave
>as if they had pickles up their rears.  But that's OK Karen, don't take
>it personally, some of my best friends have pickles up their butts. :-)


And so do you!!  Pretty soon your eyes will be green just like mine :-).


>Third:  While it's true that her majesty the baby was born in Boston,
>I intend for her to spend enough time in the midwest where people are
>sane that she'll escape this affliction.  


Way too late for her too!!  Just the mere fact alone she was born here 
in BeanTown, automatically granted her membership into the Pickle Club, and
this memebership is for life anyways...there is no escape once you have been
inducted.  


>No daughter of mine is going to be too stuffy to drink Strawberry Hill on 
>appropriate occasions.


I thought is was Boone's Farm!


Karen
kg@bbn.com