From: cvu@libws2.ic.sunysb.edu (Chuong V Vu)
Subject: Re: 4/15 deadline is near
Organization: State University of New York at Stony Brook
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 23:28:27 GMT


Hi Vu~

What can I say!, as you know I am print out *YOUR TAX FORM* below and
*TRYING* to file all the questions. A` first I read it, read it and read it
again :-) but "chu*~ nghi~a do^'t na't" that make me impossible to file this
tax from only it make me laught :-) some of the questions I am totally blind
and have no idea what it asking for "#$%^&*'.  So can you make an other *FORM*
if possible, (but dont't worry about it, I will try harder to file this 
*TAX FROM* :-)) . Any way it make me laught.  

Have a good day.

Chu*o*ng Vu~

In article <1992Apr14.174707.16810@news.media.mit.edu> VU@GODZILLA.SCH.Symbolics.COM writes:
>Hi SCVers,
>
>It's not really as bad as the appending message might indicate.  But, AS A
>REMINDER, if you need more time to work on the return YOU CAN FILE NOW FOR
>AN AUTOMATIC EXTENSION which will extend the filing date to Aug. 15, 1992.
>Use federal form 4868, available at libraries or post offices.
>
>But, PLEASE REMEMBER, this extension does NOT extend your Tax Liability.
>That is, you need to do some calculation to get a good estimate of your 
>tax liability.  If you think you OWE tax :-( then send in the estimate 
>amount with the Extension Form.  You will take credit for this amount 
>in your tax return.  If you think you get a REFUND then just send in the 
>form and think of what you'll spend it on :-).
>
>Whichever the case, SEND IN THAT EXTENSION FORM TODAY.  If you don't 
>know what the heck I'm talking about :-), then forget it and go back 
>to sleep.
>
>Yours truly,
>
>
>-- Vu~
>
>--------------
>
>    Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 11:14 EDT
>    From: PDLBH@cunyvm.bitnet
>
>	    Cha`o ba` con,
>
>	    Qui' vi. na`o ca^`n ddie^`n thue^', xin du`ng ca'i form sau dday:
>
>
>
>    f  11    000    4    000   Department of the Treasury -   11    999   999   11
>    o 111   0   0  44   0   0  Internal Revenue Service      111   9   9 9   9 111
>    r   1   0   0 44444 0   0  U U SSS                         1    9999  9999   1
>    m   1   0   0   4   0   0  U U SSS Individual Income       1       9     9   1
>      11111  000    4    000   UUU SSS Tax Return            11111  999   999  1111
>    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>    For the year January 1 - December 31, 1992 or whenever you get around to it.
>    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>    please| FULL NAME | LAST NAME  | SECOND TO LAST INITIAL | Starch     | []cuffs
>    print,|           |            |                        | []yes []no | []nocuffs
>    type  |------------------------------------------------------------------------
>    or use| Present address of addressee (must be filled out by addressor or legal
>    hyro- | guardian of aforementiioned (unless greater than line B above))
>    glyph-|
>    ics   |------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>    (no   | City, Town, Post Office, Shoe Size | Address greater than line 41? []yes
>    Latin)|                                    | If yes, why? ________________ []no
>    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>    Height | Weight | Sex []yes | Occu-  Yours  _________ | Social Security Number
>	   |        |     []no  | pation Spouse _________ | Yours _|_|_ Spouse _|_|_
>    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>		    Do you wish to designate    []yes   | Isn't     | NOTE:  if you
>    Presidential    $1 of your taxes to this    []no    | this a    | checked   yes
>    Election        worthy cause?               []maybe | dumb law? | we  will come
>    Campaign        What about the little lady? []metoo |     []yes | and steal all
>		    The kids, dog, cat, fish?   []woof  |     []no  | your hubcaps
>
>    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>    Requested      A. How many talking chickens do you own?    | D yes?   []no
>    by             B. Names _______________________________    | E no?    []yes
>    the            C. Do any of them play the oboe? []yes []no | F maybe? []perhaps
>    Department  ---------------------------------------------------------------
>    of           Do you live within 2 miles | Have  you  rotated | If no file IRS
>    Agriculture  of a decent  pizza  place? | your tires lately? | tire  rotation
>		 []yes []no []extra cheese  | []yes []no []flat  | Schedule L
>    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>    Filing  1 [] Single  2 [] Double  3 [] Triple  4 [] Sacrifice Fly | for IRS use
>
>    Status  5 [] Married Filing Singly Joint return                   |  O |   | X
>		 (even if spouse is married separately)               | ---|---|---
>
>	    6 [] Joint married singly separate spouse                 |    | X |
>		 (but filing double jointed)                          | ---|---|---
>
>	    7 [] Head of Household filing separate but joint return   |  X | O | O
>		 (if unmarried but jointly single)                    |------------
>
>	    8 [] Head of joint filing single file spouses separately
>	    9 [] Widow(er) with separate dependent filing out of joint return singly
>	   10 [] Deceased filing posthumous return
>		 (attach notarized Death Schedule D, signed by deceased)
>
>
>
>
>    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>    Exem-   41 a regular?                                      | Enter number of
>    ptions     b [] yourself  [] 65 or over  [] blind  [] dead | boxes checked  __
>		 [] spouse    [] 65 or over  [] blind  [] dead |
>	       c Names of Dependent children who lived with    | Check number of
>    You          you __________________  Why? _______________  | boxes entered  __
>    are        d Just first names dummy.                       |
>    here       4 Do you weigh more than last year's tax form?  | Enter number of
>     |         e Number of parakeets subtracted from Gross     | checkered boxes __
>     |           Rotated Income (plus line 27 - unless greater |
>    \|/          than twelve miles)                            | Do nothing
>     v         f How many inches in a liter? _____             | Here           __
>
>     *      11 a Total Confusion
>		 (add lines 6e and f,g; fold in eggs, beat until firm) -------- --
>    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>    Income  12 Wages, Salaries, Tips, Extortion. (attach W2 forms to    |##|     |_|
>	       your forehead with heavy duty staplegun) . . . . . . . . |12|_____|_|
>	    13 Remunerations (if less than gross reimbursements then    |##|     |_|
>    Please     file schedule Q (see page 14 of "Joy of Cooking")) . . . |13|_____|_|
>    attach  14 Gross influx (see 40% of instructions) . . . . . . . . . |14|_____|_|
>    payment 15 Money you made (if $400 or less, more or less, list      |##|     |_|
>    (small     schedule B without not filling in Part II and R2, but    |##|     |_|
>    unmarked   more than line 8). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |15|_____|_|
>    bills)  16 What about all that cash you stashed in that jar under   |##|     |_|
>    here.      the garage? (see page 7 of instructions) . . . . . . . . |16|_____|_|
>    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>       -
>
>	    17 Add lines 12 through 16, multiply by 2,                  |##|_____|_|
>	       this is your total income. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |17|_____|_|
>    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>    Taxes   18 Enter Grossly adjusted net average income (line 17). . . |18|_____|_|
>	    19 Enter Total deductions (if greater than 0, enter 0). . . |19|_____|_|
>	    20 Subtract line 19 from line 18. Taxable income. . . . . . |20|_____|_|
>	    21 Figure Total Taxes using line 20 . . . . . . . . . . . . |##|     |_|
>	       [] Tax Table [] Tax Rate Schedule X, Y, or Z [] Guessed. |21|_____|_|
>    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>    Payment 23 Federal income tax withheld  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |23|_____|_|
>    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>    Amount  25 If line 23 is larger that 21, you made a mistake,        |##|     |_|
>    You        re-figure your taxes.                                    |##|     |_|
>    Owe     26 Subtract line 23 from line 21. . . . . . . . . . . . . . |26|_____|_|
>	    27 Add the shirt off your back. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |27|_____|_|
>	    28 Send it in . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |28|_____|_|
>	    29 Pick a number between 1 and 10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . |29|_____|_|
>    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>    Please   Under penalty of death, I declare that every figure on this return and
>    Sign    accompanying  schedules is correct  to within 100% plus or minus some
>       .
>    Here     Signature ___________________________ date ___________   check here [ ]


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