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From: bphdarcy@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SJ Roc D'Arcy, MBP)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: hello again....
Date: 31 Aug 92 11:40:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <92241.163522WJS112@psuvm.psu.edu>, WJS112@psuvm.psu.edu writes...
>     Ok...Smitty here...I promise I won't say anything about strawberries...
>P.S. Where are you: Lady Jane, SJ Roc D'Arcy and m14731 ....send me some e'mail
>..  Also... could someone explain the difference in per. misc, and the other two

Hey, Smitty,

	Good to have you back.  Its been a quiet summer on the 
alt.personals.misc group.  Most of the activity dropped of after May.
I was going to post another one of my signature files just to get 
a decent conversation going.

	On the public notice side.  I don't really know what happened to
this group.  Suddenly people started using it to look for people.  Not
a bad idea, but it became the only info that was passed on this board.
Of course, not all that many people get alt.personals.misc.  I think
a special board for this purpose would be better.

SJRD


> personals...and does anyone remember me...
>                                      Have a good one gang...
>                                                Smitty.
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
From: chucko@kronos.arc.nasa.gov (Chuck Fry)
Subject: Wrong group?
Followup-To: soc.net-people
Organization: Recom Technologies, NASA Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, CA
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 23:05:51 GMT


If you intend to track down old acquaintances, you'd have better luck
in soc.net-people, which exists for that purpose.  Remember that not
all sites get the alt.* hierarchy, due to censorship and/or lack of
disk space.

 -- Chuck Fry  Chucko@charon.arc.nasa.gov
    Looking for an old acquaintance I haven't yet met
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 21:09:19 EDT
From: <WJS112@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: what?
 <92241.163522WJS112@psuvm.psu.edu>

 I just asked my friend what he always wanted to do with a girl.
     He said,"go out with her."

 You have never seen this board before? I asked
     Yes, he said, I just never figured out how to write on it..

 Would you like to meet people on this board, I questioned.
     Yeah, sure why not. (he said)
     Now you stop that...he said, (yeah, he finally realized that I was
     copying down the conversation.
 However, he should not be in despair, (You are going to get it, he mutters
 under his breath...) for God who is faithfull, which is more than I can say
 about some people that I know, and just, has empowered me with an account,
 and bad spelling, let alone grammer, to help my friend in need.(get out he
 says)  So what do you think, can this poor young man get a woman, I don't
 know, but I will try for him....find out the conclusion in the years, er...
 sorry, days to come.
    I wonder if it would be too much to ask for any female advice for my friend
last year it would have been easier, it seemed that this newsgroup had more
female writers, (that is more than two) than did alt. per.  I would hope to
see that sort of thing this year...
     As a last note, anyone who has wondered how my summer has went, well, it
 was very interesting, and it will take me years to overcome....yeah, i had
 one hell of a summer.  But no more girls for me for a while, a guy needs a
break you know...(at least for a day or two..my friend chirps in...)
                                                later
                                                     Smitty
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 21:03:36 EDT
From: <WJS112@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: S.F. Bay Miniature Golf Boink -- late, late, followup
Distribution: ba
 <1992Sep1.185738.24984@enterprise.rdd.lmsc.lockheed.com>

Oh, I don't know about that...I have met all sorts of interesting people on
this very board.  I suppose this is the place that you can introduce yourself.
(although I think alt.per, and alt per ads, etc...are usually the common
places people (guys) try to meet the girls...of whom are very few in number,
for obvious reasons.
     I can at least say that I am happy to see just a few posts without an
apartment i.d.
     Last year this board focused on the misc. more than the personal part.
kind of like..a lighter part of sex type thing...as in the examples above.
I cannot say that this will be the type of thing that goes on in this board
this year, but I would certainly hope so.
     As always, comments are gladly accepted, good or bad.
     Now that I think of it...you would problably have better luck on this
board than on the others, since at least here you don't have to read 40 or
so posts a day to keep up....that and women do actually write on this board.
That is all for now...later.
                            fuzzy.
From: reidyj@mist.CS.ORST.EDU (Jay Reidy)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: problems with buttons?
Date: 3 Sep 92 18:59:58 GMT
Organization: Oregon State University, Computer Science Dept.


  >KAF recently wrote something to the effect that we should design
  better clothes.

  She should talk!  Obviously she's never tried to undress another woman
  in the heat of passion.  although that is half the fun isn't it?

  ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
From: bednarek@picard.med.ge.com (Dennis Bednarek Mfg 4-6971)
Subject: Re: How to use your teeth
Organization: GE Medical Systems, Magnetic Resonance
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 10:12:46 GMT

 (WJS112@psuvm.psu.edu) wrote:
: SWM ISO SWF into SFC....(sfc = stawberry flavored candy) ...ok ok, so I lied.
: Ok, Now I really promise...no more talk on strawberry items...
: 
:     Anyway, I really have no new....no wait...I did hear something people might
: be able to sink their teeth into.  I was asked a few days ago if it was
: possible to take someone's clothes off with your teeth.  Button-fly jeans could
: be interesting...I assured my freind that it was entirely possible.  Does any-
: one happen to have any ideas on this?
: 
:                                               later, gersha,
: 
: 
:                                                     Smitty.

You think button flies are interesting, just think of you great-grand-dad
trying to remove thelma's corset with his teeth.  That is after he yawed
of who knows how many peticoats, and blumers.  And then when the corset was
off he still had some to go.
--

  
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###NEVER - NEVERMORE###########################################################
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Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
From: updike@force.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com (Todd F. Updike)
Subject: Robert (Robbie) Miltenberger
Reply-To: updike@force.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com
Organization: LMSC, Sunnyvale, California
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 92 18:00:56 GMT

Rob Miltenberger was a childhood friend of mine. I last saw/heard from
him when I was about 15.  (I am now 31).  Does anyone know of him or 
how I can reach him?
He was living on the east coast back then; God knows where he is now.
He was fairly tall and lanky back then (again, maybe he put on weight ?).

If anyone knows or has heard about him, please contact me.
Thanks, 

Todd Updike
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 10:11:31 EDT
From: <WJS112@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: problems with buttons?

very interesting point, miss K., but would that theory also explain why
 underwear has no buttons?  Come and see smitty's new fashion clothes,
 expect them in finer stores around the universe.
                                             later.
                                                    Fuzzy.
From: z_griffinjd@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: SCDOWN
Date: 27 Aug 92 15:49:09 CST
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

looking for anyone from Texarkana class '83
From: reidyj@CS.ORST.EDU (Jay Reidy)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: JEB Stuart High School
Date: 26 Aug 92 22:58:31 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Oregon State University


  Anyone around from JEB Stuart High School, Falls Church, Virginia?
  Especially from '63 or thereabouts.

  This summer's 30 years out of that place, anything happening to celebrate?
  Mail to reidyj@storm.cs.orst.edu
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 09:01:18 EDT
From: <WJS112@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: How to use your teeth
 <92241.163522WJS112@psuvm.psu.edu> <BtuJ46.MM0@acsu.buffalo.edu>

SWM ISO SWF into SFC....(sfc = stawberry flavored candy) ...ok ok, so I lied.
Ok, Now I really promise...no more talk on strawberry items...

    Anyway, I really have no new....no wait...I did hear something people might
be able to sink their teeth into.  I was asked a few days ago if it was
possible to take someone's clothes off with your teeth.  Button-fly jeans could
be interesting...I assured my freind that it was entirely possible.  Does any-
one happen to have any ideas on this?

                                              later, gersha,


                                                    Smitty.
From: MCCMAINT@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: B 3rd Bn 9th FA 73-76
Date: 26 Aug 92 16:05:09 GMT
Organization: Stanford Linear Accelerator Center

Looking for you......
JOHN W. KRZASZCZAK                  WHAT I SAY,IS WHAT I SAY AND THATS
STANFORD LINEAR ACCELORATOR CENTER  ALL WHAT I SAY.
MS #49 P.O.BOX 4349
STANFORD CA 94309
415.926.4050
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: strickha@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Heath A. Strickland)
Subject: SWM searching for lizard woman
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 00:27:36 GMT


Hiya ....


I just wanna know if there are any SF's who like iguanas?


*smile*
Heath
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.3729@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Look! A Real Live Woman! SJF ISO SJM
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
Reply-To: ap.3729@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 92 11:44:03 GMT
X-Iso: SM

Hi,

I'm an SJF, 30, in search of an SJM  who is: single, late 20's to mid 
30's, romantic, analytical, articulate, educated, charming and funny.  

Y'know the type--strong and secure with himself.  Motivated. Professional.
The kind of man who feels comfortable in any situation.  One who enjoys
trying/learning something new.  And who might even enjoy sailing, long 
walks in the city and in the woods, cooking gourmet feasts, good music, 
good friends, horseback riding, art museums, concerts, fine dining, and 
pillow talks.

Someone who (like me) can be extroverted, passionate, caring, 
considerate and sincere?

I'm 5'5", brown-haired, brown-eyed, 30-year-old, well-educated, world-travelled.



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From: aaldoubo@copper.denver.colorado.edu (Anisa Alnoor Aldoubosh)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Is Love still ALIVE?
Date: 2 Sep 92 19:26:00 GMT
Organization: University of Colorado at Denver

In article <1992Aug30.121840.7662@lemuria.sai.com> ap.4284@cupid.sai.com writes:
>
>And i was wondering, is love, caring, still alive or am i just a dreamer,

No.  It exists in Israel ...

But that's like asking for a watermelon from the moon ... :(

Anisa

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: thumim@nevada.edu (Scrooge McDuck)
Subject: Re: SEPTEMBER
Organization: University of Nevada System Computing Services
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 20:45:20 GMT

In article <1800boINN5s7@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> bg086@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Brad C. Wallet) writes:
>
>In a previous article, rojcook@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (JACQI COOK) says:
>
>>Happy September!!!!
>>
>>A NEW month...a NEW start...a FRESH beginning...FRESH fruit...
>>*sighs happily*
>>
>
>Not to mention another month closer to retirement!
>38 years, 2 months, 8 days and counting.
>
>Brad
>
And another month closer to graduation!!!  3 months, 14 days and counting
From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Elton John / Eric Clapton ticket available.
Date: 28 Aug 92 12:50:24 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University

MUCH DELETED--

Does anyone know the dates and place of Elton John/Eric Clapton appearances.
Anything close to Memphis, Tn ?

Rai.


> I saw Elton John/Eric Clapton at Shea Stadium last Friday.  I was
> expecting Elton to play all of his most recent songs, but he suprised
> the hell out of me by playing maybe 3 recent songs at most, and the
> majority of the rest from the early 70's.  A lot of Yellow Brick Road
> stuff, etc.  If you have the opportunity to see this show then DO!
> 
> --Peter K.
> -- 
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Peter Kapner
> pkap@panix.com
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: enigma@halcyon.com (Matt Luders)
Subject: Re: Is Love still ALIVE?
Organization: The 23:00 News and Mail Service
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 18:56:32 GMT

p.4284 (Peter) writes:

> i was wondering, is love, caring, still alive or am i just a dreamer?
> ... the females get so scared ... they give up. 

Yes, love and caring are still alive, and yes, you're just a dreamer.
Just kidding.  :-)  I'll give you a clue: the women aren't all scared
away.  If they're interested in you, they'll let you know.  But first
you have to sound interesting.  I suggest you put in more *details*
about yourself.

"To know when one's self is interested,
 is the first condition of interesting other people."

   -- Walter Pater (1885)


Good luck,
Matt
From: darkmoor@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Darkmoore)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Ego (was Re: Darkmoore is temporarily out of service!)
Summary: Darkmoore and enlarged egos do not mix well
Date: 30 Aug 92 05:03:25 GMT
Organization: Purdue Computing Center

In article <1992Aug29.153839.1203@nwnexus.WA.COM>, enigma@halcyon.com (Matt Luders) writes:
> "Darkmoore" writes:
> > I know that many of you out there are just waiting to hear
> > the wonderful words of Darkmoore ...
> 
> Jeff Dickson responds:
> > Do you subscribe to alt.superinflated.ego?
> > If not, maybe you should.

  Darkmoore's rebutle:
    1) That was a joke that my e-mail friends would understand.
    2) Maybe "Jeff Dickson" is being a little judgemental about 
        things that do not really concern him.
    3) I cannot help but to think that maybe "Jeff Dickson" does
        not have a fucking clue with whom he is dealing.

> Important safety instructions:
>  In the unlikely event of a water landing, Darkmoore's ego will
>  automatically inflate and may be used as a flotation device. :-)

  Darkmoore is not amused! and like the old saying goes...

    "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn, but never piss off a faggot!"



  Now, as for an over inflated ego...no, I do not have one.  However, I
  do not see/understand why it would matter to anyone if I did or not.
  Its my business!


  Darkmoore.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: rojcook@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (JACQI COOK)
Subject: SEPTEMBER
Organization: Halls of Residence, Monash University 
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 03:52:19 GMT

Happy September!!!!

^*.*^
\_ _/
  U

Is anybody as happy about this as I am???

A NEW month...a NEW start...a FRESH beginning...FRESH fruit...
*sighs happily*

lots of love and HUUUUGS,

Apricots  =)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,soc.culture.american
From: smith@csuvax1.murdoch.edu.au (Scott Smith)
Subject: COLIN GALLAGHER-READ THIS
Organization: External Studies, Murdoch University
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 03:26:53 GMT

Colin

I have been receiving and replying to your mail but for some unknown
reason you are not receiving my replies.  Can you confirm that you have
read this by sending me an email message.  I will find out from my
end what is happening.  To date I have received about a dozen messages
from you!

Sincerely
Scott 
smith@csuvax1.murdoch.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: kimmyd@bnr.ca (Kimmy Posey P920)
Subject: Re: SWF - 21
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, BNR-RTP 
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 21:42:21 GMT

In article <1992Aug24.231345.15427@lemuria.sai.com>, ap.4183@cupid.sai.com writes:
|> Many people tell me that I am "cute" but I seem to have a hard time meeting
|> people with similar interests:  good books (scifi/fantasy please), rainy
|> nights, movies on cable, walks on the beach, cuddling, exploring offbeat
|> areas, hiking and laughing :) ...
|> 
|> I am living in RTP (in North Carolina) but my new (software sales) job
|> takes me all over the southeast with some frequency.  I am originally
|> from Georgia, but have moved around quite a bit, especially in the last
|> few years (I transferred twice in college).
|> 
|> If you are a sensitive, easy-going SINGLE guy who believes in taking things
|> slow, drop a note to the alias listed.  I'd love to hear from you. ;)
|> 
|> 

Hi RTP lady.  I tried to send E-mail but got no response.  You still there?
Did you get my mail?  I live/work RTP also.  Let's talk.

KimmyD

Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.724@cupid.sai.com
Subject: SAM ISO S*F near Pittsburgh area !
Followup-To: alt.personals
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Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Wed, 02 Sep 92 21:58:11 GMT
X-Iso: SF

Hi !

I am an Indian ( from India ), 27 yrs old, 5'8", professional ( Engineer ) 
honest and sincere. I am looking for a female with whom I could share mutual 
interests ( Outdoor adventures, Cooking, long drive, evening walk etc. ).
I am looking for a sincere friendship ( platonic, e-mail friendship or 
relationship ! ). 

I hope, Sincereity and honesty does not need more introduction ! 
Wont you send me an e-mail !

Sincerely yours,

SAM !

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From: HOLMES@VAXT.llnl.gov ("WHAT, ME WORRY?")
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: alt.personals and enforced monogomy
Date: 29 Aug 92 03:31:00 GMT

In regards to Mike:

1. I have never once asked that Darryl quit his service. I even asked HIM
   if there was another service available. Of course, I got a rude reply,
   but we won't go into that now.

2. I am an anal-retentive.......I WAS QUOTING CHEVY CHASE FROM SNL NEWS!!
   (Jane, you ignorant slut) during a debating session.

3. I never stop anyone, or try to stop anyone from there freedom of speech.
   I would never stoop so low as to call someone a bigot in order to shut
   them up. I will, however, tell someone to shut up before they make more
   of an ass of themselves. (sorry you didn't take that advise)

4. You seem to jump the gun on alot of issues. We are not trying to get Darryl
   to step down or stop his service...YOU IDIOT (sorry, slipped out).. we 
   are trying to get a NEW, repeat after me, N-E-W, service that isn't so
   moralistically(sp) judgemental. I don't like it when someone tells me I
   can't do something, and it looks like neither do you.

5. You really should get a grip and slow down on the namecalling, and READ
   the postings before you jump. I definitely can see that you are single,
   and why.

question- Why on earth would anybody call someone a bigot because they want
          to stop descrimination? Really Mike, choose your words better. 
          I was impressed with your namecalling however. As soon as I can
          get back into freenet, I will definitely add a few of those to 
          my .sig. ;-)

In closing.....maybe your heart is in the right place, but you should really
make sure that your brain is in gear before you get behind the keyboard. 
Keep posting those anonymous ads through your wonderful service, but maybe
you should let someone else write them. Just a thought,

Daniel K. Holmes
___________________________________________________________________________

the freedom of speech CAN be taken a tad too far

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: ricky@adx.adelphi.edu (Ricky Glass)
Subject: Friendly Email from women (how original :-) )
Organization: Adelphi University
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 19:18:26 GMT

Hi,

I don't believe my first post made it so I will try it again.  If it did
make it, sorry for the duplicate post.

I decided to post here because I would enjoy corresponding with some
women out there.

I would perfer to hear from women who are about 35, give or take about 7
years.  I am 37 and I teach at the college level.
If you are younger or older than that, and wish to respond, please feel free.

I am married and not looking for romance, etc.

I enjoy making people laugh, seeing the lighter side of life, engaging in
conversation ranging from serious to the inane, from stories from years
ago to the present, listening to and voicing opinions on
just about any subject.

Things you will not hear me say or do: :-)

Refer to a BMW automobile as a 'beemer'.  In fact,  refer to
	any automobile other that a money sucking demon from hell.
Use terms such as 'radical', 'fer sure', 'gag me with a spoon', 'dude'
	'totally awesome' or suffix any sentence with the word NOT.
Write poetry to you, for you, about you, or poetry in general.
Suggest you perform un-natural acts with computer hardware.
Send any message that does not contain at least one mispelling or
	grammatical error. 
Pump iron, climb mountains, go hang gliding or ride a ferris wheel.
Quote anything from Startrek.
Be depressing or morose.

What will you hear me say?  Well, write back and find out. :-)  What
should you say?  Anything you want.  :-)  If you are really that shy,
send me your resume. :-) ;-)

If you want some intrests or topics, ok. :-)
Cooking, gardening, tv, sci-fi, chess, model trains, computers,
teaching, shopping, bowling, baseball, football just to name a few in
some random order.

Ricky (ricky@adx.adelphi.edu)

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From: darkmoor@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Darkmoore)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads,soc.penpals
Subject: Darkmoore is temporarily out of service!
Date: 28 Aug 92 02:09:04 GMT
Followup-To: poster
Organization: Purdue Computing Center



  Attention Attention K-mart shoppers!

  I know that many of you out there are just waiting to hear
  the wonderful words of Darkmoore, unfortunetly that cannot
  happen for awhile.  Because of work, my classes and other 
  responsibilities I cannot respond to any e-mail.  I know that
  several people have been ignored by me already know for about
  2-3 weeks and I am sorry.

  I will try my hardest to keep in touch with everyone asap.

  Darkmoore.
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads