HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Metch and Jester
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 08:37:37 GMT

In article <21JUL199214214360@zeus.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
 
>
>
>>->>>>|>||> I didn't say I loved you in the biblical sense...........
>>->>>>|>||> although for a small nominal fee, I'd think about it.
>>->
>>->Selling! Selling's good. Wicked! You're wicked! (and I should know)
>>->
>>->>>>|>|a small fee?  Really, now, if you're going to ask for a fee, you might as well
>>->>>>>>|make some PROFIT out of it...
>>->>>>|>|
>>->>>>|>||> Monty Python IS the world.
>>->>>>|>|
>>->>>>|>|Python is my religion!
>>->>>>|>John Cleese for pope!!!!!!
>>->>>>|
>>->>>>|Yes, then 'e can change the Catholic's minds about sperm...
>>->>>
>>->>>>Yes! Sperm! Sperm! loverly sperm! sperm and sperm and eggs and sperm and ..
>>->>>
>>->>>>erm ... (blush) ... hhaha ... sorry, t'won't happen again ...
>>->>>
>>->>>Well, I am a PROTESTANT, and because Martin Luther nailed his 95
>>->>>Theses to the bathroom door, I can walk into the Chemist's and proudly
>>->>>say, "Harry, I would like to buy a condom.  In fact, I'd like
>>->>>some French Ticklers..."
>>->
>>->I want some spam scented cologne.
>>->
>>->>>>|>|
>>->>>>|>||> Lisa aka Help, I'm being oppressed.
>>->>>>|>||>                (or repressed, depressed, possessed, or depressed
>>->>>>|>||> repressed , possessed and oppressed....which ever you perfer)
>>->>>>|>|-- lisa aka yet another one
>>->>>>|>Jos aka Some day I'll learn how spell Leicestet ... *sigh*
>>->>>>|Meetch aka Then you can work up to WorcestershirP. *double sigh*
>>->>>>Jos aka I'd like to be baptised with an inflatable axe please ...
>>->>>James aka It's spelled "Hanan"
>>->>Chris aka Get yer inflatable cutting tools 'ere!
>>->Michael aka Hampstead wasn't *good* enough for you! You had to go bouncing
>>->  off for Barnsley!
>>Pag aka there's nowt wrong with Barnsley, all that luverly coal-mining
>>        (well sort off)
>Michael aka Is that what they're teaching you up in Yorkshire now?
Chris aka they don't even get basic train-spotting any more.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Lisas
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 19:11:00 GMT


>> Guys......
>> 
>> There are only two of us......so GET IT RIGHT!!!!!
>> 
>> I'm Lisa with the big L
>> 
> 
> 
>Phew, that's a relief, I thought you were Lisa with the big ... (I'm sorry, I'm
>sorry, I'll start again.  BUM!  OH WHAT A GIVEAWAY!)
> 

Hey! We'll have none of *that* around here! This is a perfectly decent posting
so far, sensible enough for the whole family, and here you go trying to ruin it
by making fun of Lisa's big...big...Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy! That *is* a big--UMPH!
                                 {thud}


"Nothing last forever, even cold November rain."

                             -GNR
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Monday, 27 Jul 1992 14:01:24 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Complaints department please.
 <ins450m.712235162@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>

In article <ins450m.712235162@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>,
ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) says:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal) writes:
>>>I wish to complain about the follow-on to this posting.
>>You would you ole coot, I never knew why I married you in the first place.
>He didn't marry you in the first place. He married me and my socks.

>>>Colonel ioSnm (Mrs.)
>>Brigidier (EsJets) (sir)
>Field Marshall Eccles (miz)
>> .sig wants to get married, any suitors?
>Eccles aka Memememememe
Sal aka No! My .sig is lonely and has gotten over it's habit!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Originator: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 12:59:07 GMT


In article <Bs04Mr.59H@casper.cs.uct.ac.za>, asturman@casper.cs.uct.ac.za (A Sturman) writes:
|> Is the Lumberjack song a natural logarithm?

* G R O A N *

|> Andrew , net.punster     
-- lisa aka Church Police and we're going to have to take you in for that...

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm)
Subject: Seriousness
Organization: Ocean Sciences Centre
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 01:53:50 GMT


	Yo JESTER dude,

	I got about 5 emails from netters that agreed with me.

	I'm in general regarded as a maniac by my friends, in a nice
	way of course : ) and I can be VERY silly, but I DO get annoyed 
	at multiple posts with just one or two added lines from the
	previous post.  I can't stop you, but if you know SO much MPFC,
	let's hear about it!!!  

	
	'Good evening.  Tonight, on STORAGE JARS . . . '


	Craig (spam) Hamm
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: cluelessness?
Date: 27 Jul 92 04:31:24 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Jul23.192654.23916@morgan.ucs.mun.ca> hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) spews:

{obnoxious drivel dispatches to the great niteclub in the sky}

>	I was watching MPFC since I was 6 years old.  That good enough
>	for you dudes?  Man, I'm fucked up too.  I should try to sue the
>	BBC it's so bad!! 

Well, it certainly hasn't helped your etiquette!!

>			 I would like to see more trivia, at least
>	to balance all the private/inside jokes.

What *private/inside* jokes???  Everything is there for you to read as well
as anyone else, you stupid Pantomime Princess!!!


>						 I see the group as
>	a possible means to introduce NEW FANS to MPFC, and this 
>	can't happen very well the way I see it here.  Just so much crap.

Keep your plans to *yourself*!! *I* see the group as a possible means to have
a bit of fun with a lot of silliness!  Crap is in the mind^H^H^H^H eye of
the beholder, innt it??

The only way to introduce NEW FANS to MPFC is to *show* it to them!! You can't
very well do that here, can you, mate?? (Is first name Dreary-Boring-Old??)

>	Hey Lisa dear, why don't you want to hear about drinking stories
>	as told by King Arthur himself?  Will you start crying?  We won't
>	see you.  I had a great discussion on email about this after I posted
>	the 'quiz'.  No replies to the quiz either.  Guess none of you 
>	have a &%&^% clue (?).  I think it's sort of interesting to know
>	about the ultimate masters of comedy in at least *some* of their
>	off-stage lives.  Don't you?  

Personally, I think you are *rude* as *hell* and I wouldn't offer you a clue
to save your <insert clever anatomical phrase here>!!!

>	Here's another question:  What did the crew of the Sheffield sing
>	as their ship was sinking in the Falkland war?  

Here's another question: Who Bloody-well *cares*??
I'm sure it was a MP song or you wouldn't be trumpeting it here, unless you
were a complete Jackass!! But does it *really* have anything more to do
with MPFC than silly-group-postings-crammed-full-of-MPFC-references??
I *don't* think so!! Get off your Pantomime Horse, Mr. High-and-Mighty-Trivia-
Master!!

>	Wake up and smell the newsgroup,
>	Craig Spam

Wake up and take your head out of your Ass,
				James Willer email to jmw1388@cs.rit.edu
{The opinions above are probably NOT those of
 Hanan Polansky. I don't know. I never asked.}
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: Philosopher's song
Originator: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 12:55:31 GMT


In article <1992Jul28.122145.3481@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell 

(blah blah blah)

> >And just to keep it clear, let me add:

(etc etc etc)

|> >  2)  I have no preference as to which Lisa sends me a reply (though I
|> >      *do* think little "l"s are cute.)
|> 
|> There's something to both "L" and "l" that makes me wanna stick me 'ead
|> in a guillotine and pull the rope...

hey!!  what have we ever done to YOU?? 

|> >With highest regards,
|> With contempt,
*sniff*

|> >Bill (wchaga@vela.acs.oakland.edu)
|> Meetch aka Id's dot fuddy.
-- lisa aka I think I've been insulted...
From: daniel@acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Philosopher's song
Date: 28 Jul 92 20:14:22 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

In article <1992Jul27.125646.15290@vela.acs.oakland.edu> wchaga@vela.acs.oakland.edu (William C. Haga) writes:
>
>Now, I've seen the words to the philosopher's song posted here before,
>but I ignorantly neglected to save it, thinking, "Ha, *I've* got both
>volumes of 'All the Words', and needn't save this!".  Of course, most
>of you are well aware that the philospher's song was not in the
>original TV script.  So, I humbly request that someone email them to
>me.
>


Dear Bruce,

	Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you. Amen.

Emmanuel Kant was a real pissant,
 who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar,
 who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume,
 Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine,
 who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
 'bout the raisin' of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill of his own free will,
 On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato they say could stick it away,
 half a crate o' whiiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
 Hobbes was fond of his dram.
And Renee Descartes was a drunken fart:
 "I drink therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed.
 A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!


(Ed's Note: The line about John Stuart Mill may be screwed up.)

This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land,
  You can stick it in a bottle or you can hold it in your hand.
Amen.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
T. Daniel Crawford
Center for Computational Quantum Chemistry
University of Georgia
Athens, GA 30602

Reply to:  daniel@density.chem.duke.edu
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Some don't have a clue?
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 10:45:08 GMT

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) told us:

>>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>>>hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) whinges.: 


>>>>	One poster doesn't know who Graham Chapman is ?  Can this be true?
>>>>	He doesn't know who Terry Gilliam is either? What the fuck ?
>>>[stuff deleted 'cause I felt like it.]

>>>Oh dear oh dear.  It seems I just broke a Telescu erm Telecom Australia
>>>rule, being that no obscenities are to travel over their lines...

>>Naughty man. Now come round and install a line at my house for
>>free.

>I have a cousin wot works for Telescum.  P'raps 'ee could roll on down.
>But WOT ON EARTH makes you think I'm a man !?  I'm actually a VIKING wot
>says "THINGY!".  No, no.. that's not roit.

Works for Telescum? ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahah etc.

>>I live in Mulgrave. You know. Waverley Park????

>Yeah, of course I F*CENSORED BY TELECOM*N well know.  Anyone for a game
>of Aussie rules ?

No, I'm a hockey player. Carn Aussies. Kick.
>>:)

>Indeed, nothing like a good >:). :)
Every day, it stops me from going mad. 

>>>Meetch aka So burn me. :)
>>Eccles aka Fyre fyre fyre
>Meetch aka *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* AHARRRHAAA, ya missed!
Eccles aka You filthy swine - you've dirtied my "I hate Collingwood" flag.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Lots of bullshit posts here!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 05:03:00 GMT

In article <1992Jul21.184332.18073@morgan.ucs.mun.ca>, hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) writes...
> 
>	What do most of the posts here have to do with MPFC ?
>	Nothing in my perception.  It looks like about 5 people
>	being silly and going back and forth with inside jokes.
>	There is the occasional puny reference to spam or hells
>	grannies, but that's about it. 
>
>  
>	I like/love MPFC as much as the next guy/gal, but what are
>	you all on about here?  It is totally wasting net space, and
>	making most of you appear to me as 10 year olds who still haven't
>	gotten over the excitemnt of a terminal on the net. 
> 
>	
>	Let's talk about MPFC and related projects.  What is Terry Gilliam
>	doing these days?  Does he/did he ever want to do an animated
>	movie in his usual style?  I saw Graham Chapman years ago on a
>	campus tour before his death, I let you know what he said
>	and some of his stories, but you have to be interested in MPFC,
>	and not this bullshit!
> 
>	
>	Live to flame, flame to live.
> 
>	Craig (spam) Hamm

Well, I had this great return flame all typed up, but I lost it before I could
post it....Fate, eh? It was my first flame too, because, you see, *flames* are
what are childish. I figured I had the right to do one since "most of you
appear as 10 year olds". Oh, it had all kinds of quips about Craig starting his
own newsgroup called alt.fan.monty-python.tightass, but *sigh* it was lost.
I think I may have even called him a git or a nip or something...

You see, Craig, there's this great thing called "unsubscribe." It's real easy.
All you do is type "u" rather than "f". It's really that simple. 

What I don't understand, especially since you seem to think of yourself as
*the* MP expert...why didn't you notice all the Python quoting in the last 
1325345 posts? Occasional reference? Hell, just about all I do is quote them...
just ask the guys. Sure, sometimes we distort them to our own means, but that
is the point: it's silly. Monty Python was silly...and I feel that we have done
a decent job of keeping that atmosphere. (I say "we" losely...I've only been
posting here for about a month...). 

As for serious posting...I will be happy if you do, or anyone else. Silliness
isn't a requirement for this newsgroup (but it sure helps). You will probably
get some silly remarks, but some serious ones too. I love Python trivia. 

{sarchasm off}

The last work of Terry Gilliam that I saw was Erik the Viking (spam spam spam
spam), which also starred Terry Jones as the ruler of New Brazil. As for the 
others, I don't know (other than the Cleese commercials for bottled drinks and
electrical hardware). 

Ok. I'm done. For now...

Rest in peace, Graham. We love you still...

Inspector Michael (aka) of the Yard, Sarchasm Division
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Some don't have a clue?
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 04:47:51 GMT

hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) writes:


>	One poster doesn't know who Graham Chapman is ?  Can this be true?
>	He doesn't know who Terry Gilliam is either? What the fuck ?
[stuff deleted 'cause I felt like it.]

Oh dear oh dear.  It seems I just broke a Telescu erm Telecom Australia
rule, being that no obscenities are to travel over their lines...

Meetch aka So burn me. :)
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: seriousness
Date: 27 Jul 92 03:59:23 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <BruIpL.4wz@immd4.informatik.uni-erlangen.de> wgutz@immd4.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Wolfgang Utz) writes:

>BTW, who is Terry Gilliam, who is Graham Chapman (he? he? can you explain, he?)

Terry Gilliam is a brand of paper towels. Graham Chapman is a kind of cracker.

>>I refuse to answer on the grouns that its far to serious here....

>That's exactly my opinion.

>>}	Live to flame, flame to live.

>>burn him its a witch..

>Sometimes I wish, we had some kind of Spanish Inqisition nowadays...

NOBODY wishes we had some kind of SPANISH INQU-- hey that's not quite *aargh*
(thud)

>>Jester aka lets mail-bomb him...NOT
>akakakakakaka (That's real fun, isn't it!)
James aka Only if we're FORCED to...

>>\ /  /    / /  /\
>> \\/ \/\ /\ \/ \/_
>> / \/  /   \ \/ \

>What's that? 

It's like this:
     __   ___   __  ___
  | |  | | | | |   |
  | |--| | | | |-- +---+
__| |  | | | | |__  ___|

only sideways...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Lisas
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 18:12:00 GMT

>>[gooey green stuff sent to an alternate dimension]
>>
>>>>|> I'll take Big L, nothing against Little L, you see, but I like my letters big.
>>>>
>>>>oh, FINE, see if I care...
>>>>
>>>>(blah blah blah)
Sorry, Little L...If the letters are too small, they slip through the holes
in my--Hey!  get away from my meat grinder, boy!

>>>>|> >mNSio kak Michael... is there any group I subscribe to that you
>>>>|> >dont?
>>>>|> Well, which do you subscribe to? I'm in alt.fan.monty-python (bet you didn't
>>>>|> expect *that* one), alt.prose., alt.writing, alt.thrash,
>>>>|> alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy, alt.leather.panties, alt.lemon.curry, alt.spam,
>>>>|> rec.games.cellar, alt.Lisa.cooking, alt.lupin.bandit, and, finally...
>>>>|> of course...alt.spanish.inquisition.
>>>>
>>>>I DIDN'T EXPECT THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!
>>>>
>>>>But wait a minute - I don't cook!  Oh, never mind, you capitalized the name,
>>>>so it must be the other Lisa....
Yes. You see, cooking has become a new obsession of mine. You're all invited
to this little get together I'm having. I'll be serving roast lupin, spam,
lemon curry, baked beans (or are they off?), lupin sorbet, unjugged rabbitfish,
one dead bishop, and...of course...rat tart (without so much rat in it).
Everyone is invited, especially Big L. Now where did I leave that snowplow?

>>>>|> Michael aka also...net.sarchasm
>>>>-- lisa aka yes, that response was a bit predictable - but is it what the
>>>>        public wants?
>>>Chris aka let's take a poll. . .
>>James aka What you do on your own time is *your* business....
>Chris aka Not THAT kind of poll, you silly boy.
Michael aka I had a poll once...but those damned firemen kept sliding down it,
all day long...down the poll, down the poll...I tell you, it's enough to
drive a silly man to the storage jars. 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm)
Subject: Answers: Graham Chapman drinking story
Organization: Ocean Sciences Centre
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 14:25:18 GMT

In article <24JUL199200125115@venus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
|> 
|> >	Well, I'd tell you what he said, but you all have nasty sharp
|> >	teeth : )
|> 
|> Well, in my post somewhere in net-limbo, I made a quip about you probably taking
|> all the silliness out of it anyway, but I guess you'll never know I said that...

	NO.  Not ALL the sillyness.  Just control your URGES. 
|> 
|> But, I'm game...
|> 
|> >	Vote on who you think his drinking pal was.
|> 
|> Prince William? He can never wait until lunchtime...
|> Ok...seriously...Barry Took? Cleese? Spiny Norman?

	Well, neat guesses, esp Spiny Norman!  But the answer is
	Keith Moon of Who fame.

|> 	
|> >	When and why did Graham Chapman stop drinking ?
|> 
|> Liver trouble?

	Maybe, but HE said that he almost fell off one of those cliffs in
	Scotland while filming the Holy Grail.  He decided that his life
	was worth more than falling off cliffs in Scotland for booze.

|> 
|> >	At the peak of his drinking addiction, how much Gin did
|> >	he consume per day ? 
|> 
|> 2 bottles (from a previos post) sounds like a good answer.

	He said his average consumption was near 1 quart per day of Gin.

|> 	
|> >	I have the answers, since I saw him years back.  
|> 
|> You lucky scum...

	YEP.  : )
|> 
|> >	Post your guesses!!!!!
|> > 
|> > 
|> > 
|> >	Craig (spam) Hamm
|> > 
|> > 
|> >	ps - this is serious, but this is fun too!  Get the *&^%*& point?
|> 
|> Yes we get the point...that's what *we've* been trying to tell *you*.
|> And you can use foul language on here...we're not *really* 10 year olds.
|> *sigh*	

	Good, 'cause I'm gonna get real foul.  (Not).

	
|> 
|> Michael aka Stand aside, worthy adversary
|> 

	
	Hope you al enjoyed the stories from the great one himself (er, GC, not
	me!).  


	Craig (Spam) Hamm
	Yamaha XJ650, aka founder of: Hell's Grad Students

	'Well mostly they spend it on tea.'

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: SNUGGLING BUNNIES
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 05:27:00 GMT

In article <sprooney.711923779@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal) writes...
> 
>>>>|}Morjens aka anyone else not content wiff my little scheme of marching up
>>>>|}and down the square?
>>>>|Jester aka it workwed for Hitler in 1938
>>>>Jos aka No, no, no! It's `Hilter' not `Hitler' ... ahahaah ... not me!
>>>Meetch aka I'll be sleeping in...
>>Michael aka I'll be steppin' out...
>SIOn /-\ |C  /-\  I'll be sleeping in Bevis.
Michael akakakakakakakakakakaka I'll be dying of spam on the brain.

>>>>ps. The first one to say `sn*ggl*b*nn**s' will be spanked with a 
>>>>    smelly hanky! Be warned! Read the TWWNATS list first, before
>>>>    you post (TWWNATS = The Words We're Not Allowed To Say)
>>>pps. Does that include "NI!" ?
>>ppps. What about "semprini"?
>pssss, Orroit you. You're nicked. Out, the lot, out. Bursting in
>       here with tales about oriental fortune tellers, out!
>       (soory... this skrypt is getting to my head)
psssss; Wot! You can't do that! Oh, maybe you can. It's a fair cop, but
        Society's to blame.

>>"Nothing last forever, even cold November rain."
>>                             -GNR
> 
>"Strangulation, Mutilation, Cancer of the Brain."
>			      -Slayer

       "They won't leave me be, sucking like a leech.
        Never gonna leave, the Insane Society."
                              -Wrath
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Knights who say......
Date: 23 Jul 92 03:34:59 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Jul21.052219.24978@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:

>>In article <17JUL92.19495511@vax.clarku.edu>, mdowning@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>|> 2 questions....
>>|> 
>>|> 1: Do the knights say "knee", or "nee"?

>>neither; they say 'ni!'
>Really?  I thought it was 'NI!'  And no, I'm not saying it - merely
>quoting the kniggits.
                    ^^ ARGH! he said the word!!!
                                                         ^^ AAAARGH He said
it, again!!
^^ AAAAAAAAARGH!!!! *I* said it!!! NO!! I said it again......
{STOP it, Stop that sketch...}

>>|> sky, in a creamy white sauce garnished with lots of vodka
>>-- lisa
>Meetch aka *hic!*
james aka don't ad *hic*, ad *hoc*!!
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