From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 04:00:22 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.233633.9962@tamsun.tamu.edu> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>In article <1992Nov10.171719.22976@nevada.edu> dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
>>In article <1992Nov10.065656.28590@tamsun.tamu.edu> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov9.172513.3831@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>In article <1992Nov9.175821.16420@nevada.edu>, dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
>>>>> In article <1992Nov9.073138.7427@tamsun.tamu.edu> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>>>>>>In article <1992Nov9.041239.28926@nevada.edu> dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
>>>>>>>In article <1992Nov9.022203.13267@tamsun.tamu.edu> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>>>>>>>>In article <1992Nov7.122041.3770@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Nov7.001054.7581@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, hschmidt@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Heidi E Schmidt) writes:
>>>>> [stuff rmd for no apparent reason :>>]
>>>>>>>>gina, sweetie your flirting is out of control; you are flirting
>>>>>>>>with women now...care to flirt with me?
>>>>>>>                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>>>>>           Sure...   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>>>>ooh, let's make it a threesome, shall we?  menages a trois are so much
>>>>>>fun...
>>>>> ookey.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>And they want a hard-core sleazefest. What's wrong with the soft-core?
>>>>>>>>>What's our country up to these days?
>>>>>>>Nothing good.  Although we're almost out of the rut.  Just a few more years...
>>>>>>gleep.  i hope so...or i'm moving (i'll come stay with you, sprooney,
>>>>>>ok?  and remind me to discipline you for flirting with everyone under
>>>>>>the sun...)
>>>>> Okay.  Discipline me for flirting with Everyone Under The Sun  (although I
>>>>> don't even think I've metter yet.).
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>family values.
>>>>>>>>hardcore, softcore, both can be good if you've got the stuff.
>>>>>>>yes...  (nods)
>>>>>>but you gotta know what you're doing..as well i do.
>>>>>>learn from an expert!  leather, the sleazy redhead who does
>>>>>>hard and soft equally well! (but who prefers hard and is very good
>>>>>>at making the soft hard..)
>>>>> I would think so.  Redheads are especially good at that sort of thing.  Alas,
>>>>> the last one I knew left several years ago.  Oh well... (grins and looks
>>>>> hopefully at leather)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>which i don't doubt you do.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>leather aka a peaceful soul...honest.
>>>>>>>William Turlough Cat aka beiad
>>>>> William Turlough Cat aka beiad
>>>>Don't let het stroke your fur the wrong way, kitty. I'll make sure oyu
>>>>get rubbed the *tight* way. Not too hard, but firmly. Until you get so
>>>>relaxed you go stiff again. And did I mention that I happen to have
>>>>the most experienced hands in this contest anyway?
>>Don't forget the rest of yourself... (Grins madly.)
>hmm, well, i spose that is up for formal debate, but it matters not.
>
>>>ooh, have i mentioned i'm a masseuse?  honest...ask my arch. studio...
>>>i thought the contest might be declared a draw...i've not got as much
>>>time as our beloved pres to post here (out making the men happy you see..)
>>>i would never stroke dear cat the wrong way...believe me..
>>Nah.  If she did, I'd just pin her down and give her a bath.  
>mmmm, a lovely tongue bath from my favourite cat...
(lick!  Slurrp!  knead knead!)
>
>>>>Just ask Fievel. or RAtboy. Or Daniel after tonight........
>>>oooh...you've got more references here than i do...sprooney, my love?
>>>leather doesn't like to fight, she just likes to have fun, cos she's
>>>very good at that...
>>No.  she's better.
>why, thank you...
>*blush*
>>>leather aka won't cut yr throat unless you ask really nicely
>>And just how sensously can you do that?  (Grins.  Just grins)
>i love yr smiles, cat dear..*deep, throaty laugh* (or is that deepthroaty
>laugh? hmm...)
>
>>>
>>
>>William Turlough Cat aka beiad
>leather aka snuggling up and getting very comfy
(snuggles back)
>
>

William Turlough Cat aka beiad
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