Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: Update for Thursday, September 24
From: Nelson Broat <NMBCU@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Sunday, 27 Sep 1992 20:34:15 EDT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center


First, some venting remarks of my own, and then I'll follow up to
Tim's post.

In article <1992Sep25.160726.9002@cbfsb.cb.att.com>, mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com
(timothy.j.mizerak) says:
>
>Be warned, I'm in a mood today......

Can't possibly be compared to the mood I'm currently in. I picked
3 games correctly out of the first 9 in the weekly office football
pool. How depressing, I've never done this poorly before. Remind me
to zip it shut the next time I state how Tampa Bay isn't for real.
And those Packers!? Oh Big B., I realize you've just gone through
"the week from hell" (tm), and have beat your head against the wall
because of it, but if you can find some time in your busy schedule...
could you please have a talk with your STEELERS! Thanks. Oh and here's
a big net.hug, now please stop beating your head against that wall.
Good girl. :)

P.S. - This hug is for sis Pickle as well, as she also needs some
       comfort after her "week of hell" (tm).

      * * * *          * * * *
    *         *      *         *
   *           *   *            *    H   H   U    U  GGGGGG
  *             * *              *   H   H   U    U  G
  *              *              *    HHHHH   U    U  G   GGG
   *                           *     H   H   U    U  G    G
    *                         *      H   H    UUUU   GGGGGG
      *                     *
        *                 *
          *             *            "Spit in the eye of adversity and
            *         *               accidently spill that morning cup
              *     *                 cup of coffee on your bosses lap."
               *   *
                 *                        Quotes -N- All


Now onto Tim's post, as Greg hasn't yet supplied me with something
to do this fine Sunday evening. Maybe next week. :-)

>Shane tells Kim that they need to discuss something very important--
>R.E.M.'s new video "Drive".  No, wait, that's not right.  He
>tells her that they need to discuss custody of the kids.  Yeah,
>that's it.

Oh you're in a mood alright! :-) That happy go lucky kind of mood
I see.

>                                             Jack puts on the
>TV and tunes in to see Calliope doing aerobics with one of her
>guests.  Jennifer is only watching but when she goes to stand
>up she gets a funny feeling of deja vu.  No, scratch that, she
>gets a funny feeling in her stomach and worries that she is
>going into labor.  An onlooking Jack goes into panic mode!!!

And thus, the only good thing about this show, IMHO, begins.
Okay, okay, so perhaps Izzy's death is being handled well, but
thats only because Staci's known for sometime that she would be
leaving. She's probably been practicing her final death scene in
front of a mirror these last few months.

IckaImakemesicka - Falls to the floor and asks the mirror "how's
                   that?"
Mirrored response - Screams in disgust as this was the 1,000th take,
                    grabs itself and flings itself out the window
                    yelling "You're so god damn Spastick!".

>     recovers  saying "No, you can't do that" [referring to
>taking the kids away from her.]  Kim is shaken and has started
>to cry and tells Shane she can't discuss this and needs to lie
>down.

She awakens, puts a tape in the recorder, jumps back up on the
bed, and begins to sing and dance to that old Beatles classic -
You Can't Do That. :-)

>Carrie comes to the pub where Austin is practicing on the
>piano.  He says "Look Mom, no hands!!!"  They start chatting
>boyfriend.  Billie appears out of the woodwork and she and
>Austin break into some stupid song about a rainbow.  Shawn is
>so thrilled that he wets his pants.

Based on what I've written so far, and how I've edited the paragraphs,
maybe we're both in a mood. :)

>Kim looks at a picture of the kids and says "You're my babies
>and no one will take you away from me."

See... You Can't Do That. :)

>Lacey chants "Stop it Kimmy, stop the pain!!"

Is this an R.E.M. song?

>Lacey lets her hair down and starts jumping on the bed

Hey, Prediction R Us, NY Affiliate predicted this! Maybe my powers
of predictions aren't that bad afterall, I mean, everyone has a bad
day, right?

>screaming "It's the Judy Miller show oh oh!!!!!"

Oh, oh okay so Mr. Neverwrong was wrong again, oops. :-)

>Heat Miser and Austin are playing "When Irish Eyes are Smiling"
>and Shawn comes along and chimes in.  Shawn has just changed
>his pants but it looks like he will have to change them again.

Old people do that quite often I hear. :-)  And Tim, you're
definitely in a mood. Very funny post so far dude. Very funny.

Speaking of old...oh Joanna...don't forget to watch Northern
Exposure this week, as the season opener deals with Maggie turning
30 and hating it. You need to start preparing yourself for next summer
right away. :)

>Tim and Carrie are at the hospital.  Apparently Tim hurt his
>finger while putting up a shelf for Carrie.

Aww, Timmy gets a booboo.

>terrible that he is hurt and invites him to the pub for the big
>shindig.  Tim happily accepts.  The conversation turns to
           -------------------
                   |
               The Lush! :)

>Austin and Carrie asks Tim if he thinks she is too young.  Tim
>says no and this makes Carrie happy.

Tim, you ole smoothy you! :)  I take back what I said in a previous
post...start worrying Big B., start worrying.

>and Randy continues "Why burn a picture when you can give her a
>good sock in the jaw", and then, "Any broad is better in bed
>after she's been slapped around."  [I didn't make that part up.]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, stories, stories. :)

Intriguing lyric of the week:
"The wisdom of a fool won't set you free."

Right, it will just drive you bananas. :) No pun intended.

"Bizarre Love Triangle"  by  New Order
 -       -    -              -   -

I'll have 1 BLT to go hold the Onions. Like I said we're both in a mood,
an extremely silly mood. :)

                                  Thanks to Tim, no longer in a foul mood
                                     over my poor showing in this weeks
                                         office football pool
                                               -N-
                                               All

                                    Prediction R Us, NY Affiliate
                                    "If you came to collect your money,
                                     and you couldn't find us. Sort of tells
                                     you something, don't it. Duh!" :-)

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