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From: josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes)
Subject: Another LL gone
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 17:24:28 GMT

I put my wife on a plane to San Francisco on Saturday, but
it's now sort of a moot point. She was flying down to see
her dying aunt, Lucy, but Lucy had the ill grace to die on
Thursday.

It's too bad. She was an interesting old lady. Born into
a dreadful body, with a severely twisted spine, one leg
that didn't work, bad kidneys, heart problems....it's sort
of surprising she lived to be 74, really.

We'll be getting her sheet music, although she left the
piano to someone else (it's okay; we already have one).
Last time I visited, she asked me to play something, so 
I sat down and rattled off a few two-part inventions, but
then she said, no, play something loud. I slogged through
the Pathetique, and at the end she beamed at me and said,
there, don't you feel better now? And she was right, I did.

It was Christmas Day then, too, and we stopped in Chinatown
and purchased some dim sum and ate it all spread out on
her giant bed.

She was a member of the Hemlock Society, and so there is
some reason to believe that she took her own life. And
why not; it was hers after all. I didn't love her, but I
liked her, and I'm going to miss having an excuse to bop
around in the Mission district. So long, Lucy.

O Seigneur, s'il y a un Seigneur, sauvez mon ame, si j'ai un ame.

the doc
From: jon@hill.lut.ac.uk (Jon P. Knight)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Coincidence?
Keywords: gooley, hausmann, sysops
Date: 23 Dec 92 22:51:46 GMT
Organization: Dept of Comp. Studies, Loughborough University of Tech., UK.

I've just noticed something (*plonk* me if I'm just slow to pick this
up).  We've got our own lovable Mark Gooley in t.b whose net address
appears to be:
			gooley@netcom.com

Over in rec.humor.funny, we've got the humour censor, Maddi Hausmann,
whose net address, according to a recent t.b repost, is:

			madhaus@netcom.com

Now, Mr Gooley is currently salivating over a sysadmin near where he
works.  I'm just wondering whether this technically minded young lady
could be...

Nah, he's got more taste than that.

Jon


-- 
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Jon Knight, Research Student in High Performance Networking and Distributed
Systems in the Department of _Computer_Studies_ at Loughborough University.
** I can't even talk to you without the aid of chemicals or lies. - Pele **
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Short shameful Xmas confession
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1992 18:43:25 GMT

When I was home for the holidays, my dad was drinking 'Black Label
Non-Alcoholic Malt Beverage'.  I am disowning him.

---mark
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Sufficiently Bizarre
Date: Sat, 02 Jan 1993 13:28:46 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dhw@plex-1.ann-arbor.mi.us (David West)
Subject: Re: The Goon Show
Organization: The House of Teeth
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 20:43:04 GMT

In article <661@thunder.LakeheadU.Ca> dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Dave Angus) writes:
>has anyone else noticed the amazing similarity 
>between Talk.bizarre and The Goon Show?  

Shut up, Eccles.
From: hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM (Tom Hopkins)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rest areas
Date: 23 Dec 1992 23:13:00 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc., Billerica, MA. 
Distribution: world
Reply-To: hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: nemesis.east.sun.com

There is a rest area just north of where I work on route 495.  For some
reason when I pass it going southbound I always see trucks parked on
the side of the road a few hundred feet before it, and likewise there
are often trucks parked on the northbound side a few hundred feet after
it.

For a long time I thought nothing of it, but lately I've wondered
whether there is some genius who knows exactly how rest areas are
supposed to be laid out and this one was misplaced by some civil
engineer who had a few too many the night before.  Most vehicles hit it
right on, so maybe they were just testing the tolerances.

-

Because my building will be shutting down over the holidaze I won't be
posting here for a couple of weeks.  Not that I think anyone will rue
or even notice my absence, but mentioning it seemed the trendy thing to
do.

-Tom Hopkins <hoppie@turbo.east.sun.com>
From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: recent realisation
Date: 22 Dec 92 17:02:48 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742



You know, Donny Osmond *is* pretty cute.


yong-mi
popping out of a loincloth, eh?
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I Shot A Fish
Date: 4 Jan 93 03:58:32 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <C0Awst.B02@rice.edu> caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
>
>This is the story of how Andrew J. Solberg shot the fish.

euphemismogenesis.

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dhw@plex-1.ann-arbor.mi.us (David West)
Subject: Re: from the cultural wasteland
Organization: Plex-1, Michigan's Public Access Usenet Gateway  (Ann Arbor).
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 17:14:10 GMT

In article <1992Dec20.230908.22275@netcom.com>, gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
> 
> Mark., I know that none of you give a flying fuck about this, but I am
> living in a cultural wasteland full of pretentious twits who think that
> they're cultured

Homesick for Decatur so soon?

-David

"World-class (TM) is a registered service mark of The University of Michigan"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Doppelganger (Was: My Good Deed)
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 01:06:40 GMT

In article <1993Jan1.031517.22506@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:

|Doppelganger!  Let that be a warning to you.  Moreover, "doppelganger" 
|sounds much more literary than "evil twin."

|That said, here is another little story to explain my reference, without 
|further use of the offending word.

|Years ago, when I was going to the U. of Chicago, occasionally some of 
|my friends would tell me, "Oh, I saw you last night at such-and-such."  
| [ ... ]  A stunningly beautiful young woman walked past me, gave me a 
|big smile, said "Hello, Clifton", and walked on.  I was certain I had 
|never met her.   [ ... ]

|None of this was ever explained.

Your friends were playing a joke on you. They made up the stories about
seeing you, just to prime you for the pretty lady to freak you out on
the street.

Or, there's *really* another Clifton...

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: I was once in love with a beautiful ice cream cone...
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 16:40:43 GMT


In <1h2h3tINNon8@chnews.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:

ON A WORKABLE STRATEGY FOR PARSING THIS POST:

>Why not simply announce a conscious intention to revive the
>word "groovy," and let us get on with our lives.

PUSH
>				--Blair
>				  "I peg more utter geeks that way."
POP

>P.S.  Apparently, all the Spring-fashion shows 
PUSH
>(which happen in Fall, of economic course) 
POP
>this year in Europe feature a "hippy-dippy-chic" motif, to quote one Italian
>fag designer 
PUSH
(note to the putatively ironic:  if he WASN'T
>an Italian *fag* designer, he WOULDN'T be allowed in the
>dressing room with Linda Evangelista and Cindy Crawford and
>Claudia Schiffer,
PUSH
>and that hot, black babe 
PUSH
(*not* Iman, who's tout-le-out since the Star Trek episode) 
POP
>from the George Michael video 
PUSH
(the one that doesn't feature his butt, except as it's implied by his face).
POP
POP
>so don't even THINK of expressing your
>envious dismay at the state of Modern Fashion).  
POP
>The word "groovy" may come back, therefore, but through the usual
>channels of overreaching wannabes 
PUSH
>(in Fr., "le Bourgeoisie")
POP
>and social fear, rather than some democratic 
PUSH
>(or faux leaderly) 
POP
>requiem.

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
dominate the subversive paradigm
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Zomba Din
Date: 26 Dec 1992 07:04:45 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
NNTP-Posting-Host: moccasin.cs.berkeley.edu

Zomba Din scratches his belly.  

"Bring me persimmons," he says.

"But - but persimmons are out of season," says the acolyte.

Zomba Din smiles, and holds up a single navel hair.

c
From: english@alicudi.usc.edu (Joe English)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Beware of JPEG!
Date: 22 Dec 1992 17:03:29 -0800
Organization: Nerds of Action
Distribution: world
Reply-To: joe@trystero.art.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: alicudi.usc.edu
Keywords: dream, DCT



Had a strange dream last night.

I was with a bunch of friends in a record store.
While I was debating whether or not to buy a 
4-volume set of the Best Of Uriah Heep, a couple
of them had discovered a small shack inside a 
warehouse behind the store, and had come in
to get me.

``C'mere!  You gotta check this out!''

So I went out back.  Inside the shed they were
futzing around with a smallish, glowing, yellow
sphere.  Though many of my friends (in the dream)
had dabbled in the occult, none of them recognized
it.  But I did.

``Don't play with that!'' I cried.  ``You're
messing with forces you can't possibly understand!
That's the Discrete Cosine Transform!''

But they didn't listen.

We were all transformed into vampires.



--joe@trystero.art.com

  After that the dream degenerated into a long chase
  sequence with me and one other new vampire running
  away from the Head Vampire, who wanted us to perform
  oral sex on him or something.  I was somewhat relieved
  to discover, upon getting to work this morning, that
  the JPEG compression utilities do *not* have a ``make 
  undead'' feature.  Don't know where that came from.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: Gregorian Disco
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 15:55:43 GMT



In article <BznCIo.8u4@phage.cshl.org> pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo) writes:

   i was in a new age bookstore recently and the music
   playing was a combination of Gregorian Chants and
   Donna Summer. the bizarre thing is that this is actually
   true, it is called Enigma, and i will probably
   but it in a few days.

look in the oldies bins.  Enigma is old news.  if you like that stuff
I will give you a legitimate clue for free:  try Dead Can Dance.
Or some Sleepchamber except for the ikky disco-syntho-industrial
parts.  Or for that real oldies experience, The Electric Prunes, Mass
in F Minor.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: CARASSO: WHAT I DID DURING CHRIST-MASS
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1992 06:42:48 GMT


Lit the Hannuka candles, said the blessing, spun the dreidle, won some
chocolate coins, played nintendo.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo)
Subject: Re: Need Help: Pinball or cigarettes?
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 03:58:48 GMT

In article <C03r4q.AL@news.udel.edu> jeremym@ravel.udel.edu (Jeremy A Moskowitz) writes:
>
>I figure if I play $3 a day in pinball, I do worse than smoking
>a pack of cigarettes a day at oh, $2.50. 
>
>Do I start smoking tomorrow?

woah. pinball was outlawed in 1994.
so by the time you start smoking, the smoke
will be spiralling around the pyramids of Berkeley
where all smoke goes at the end of the world.

-- 
-- Pat Monardo
-- pjm@cshl.org
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: why I moved to DC
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Class of Green Objects
Date: 30 Dec 92 15:49:12 CST


I just finished reading in yesterday's Bellevue Journal-American about
the guy who ripped off three Cadillacs (an Allante, an Eldorado, and a
stretch limo, respectively) from the local Caddy dealer over the weekend:

"the man, who calls himself 'Tabatha' and is known for aggressive panhandling
and cross-dressing, sometimes in a white dress with a Davy Crockett cap atop a
white turban..." apparently locked himself out of the first Caddy and wrecked
the second.

According to the paper the guy wants to be a cop.

This story for some strange reason reminded me of the story in the Seattle
Times last week about the cabbie who just shot one of his fares to death
when the guy, coming up $5 short on the fare when he got home, went into
the house and came back out bearing a gun.

According to the story this driver has shot three fares within the last
year. He shot the first one when the passenger "attacked him with a beer
can".

Will someone please explain how you can attack someone with a beer can?
I must have been home sick the day they taught that at school.

I don't know whether any of these people is Finerty.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (Floyd)
Subject: Re: ex
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 20:30:23 GMT

In article <1grhg4INN4hn@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>
>Otters sure can swim.  I bought an otter and i named him tim.
>baby, when i die.  I wanna be an otter.
>
>Otters, they don't work.
>but you'd never call an otter a jerk.
>SOME PEOPLE WOULD BE BETTER TO JUST SHUT UP AND LURK.
>I wanna be an otter.
>


	Ahh.  Refreshing.

	Always nice to see the pros drop by for a bit.

	Thanx, Terri.
-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com	emrys@cellar.org
"You can tell he's doing well by the look in inhuman eyes,
	Better not compromise -
		It won't be easy!"
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Need Help: Pinball or cigarettes?
Date: 2 Jan 93 03:47:27 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
jeremym@ravel.udel.edu (Jeremy A Moskowitz) writes:
|I figure if I play $3 a day in pinball, I do worse than smoking
|a pack of cigarettes a day at oh, $2.50. 
|Do I start smoking tomorrow?

RSIs in your flipper fingers, or lung cancer?
YOU make the choice!

The advantage of pinball is that you get better at it,
so eventually with just one quarter you can play the 
same number of games $3 used to buy you.

---
c j silverio
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Good name for a railway company
Date: 23 Dec 92 11:38:30 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse



If the SNCF (Societe Nationale des Chemins de Fer) were to merge with
CIWL (Compagnie Internationale des Wagons Lits) they would form the CNCF
(Compagnie Nationale des Chemins de Fer).  This would be a really kool
monogram because CNCF also happens to be the abbreviation for Crunchy
Nut Corn Flakes. 

cereally, Ken Johnson



-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent,      || Ken Johnson                           healthy young women are taken.         || A I Applications Institute
It's a basic rule of the universe,     || 80 South Bridge                       and if you don't like it,              || Edinburgh,  Scotland   EH1 1HN
go somewhere else.                     || Phone 031-650 2756   Fax 031-650 6513
               -- my dad  1906-1992    || E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: i put a sticker on my ear
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 09:07:44 GMT

it was not an earring.

it was from the Crash Test Dummy Home Decapitation Lab.

but people said nothing about my blood-colored earlobe.


next i will test the Necklace Of Broken Heads.

                              billbill@wetware.com
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Lookism
Date: 2 Jan 93 03:34:14 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
|And he's got a fucking EARRING ferchrissakes!  How can any woman stand a
|man with a mutilated ear from which dangles effeminate jewelry?

Effeminate == safe.  That's why the members of Poison look
so femme-- it's to make the 14-year-old girls giggle at them
and buy their records.  It's a het thing, but I still don't
understand it.

I would like bc to get an ear pierced, so he can put a gold
hoop in it and look EXACTLY like a pirate.  *Not* safe.

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL)
Subject: Agonized Seasonal Revelation
Organization: Rice University
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 22:50:15 GMT

"Figgy Pudding" = Jism!!!
-- 
HWRNMNBSOL
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Smarasderagd <smarry@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Christmas Day dream
Organization: The Torpenhow Redundancy
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1992 21:26:19 GMT

Still feeling a chill that had been plaguing me since the day
before, I fall asleep shortly after the obligatory dinner.

I am looking intently at a map, showing part of what I have some
reason to think is Oklahoma, showing a region containing several
land-locked lakes.  Multiple labels show the changing position of
towns or other landmarks as the lakes shrink over time.  I recall
looking at a place name with four or five letters, starting with J.

I am reading a newspaper clipping, showing a lanky, white-skinned
man.  The story relates that "Jamie Can Con Lee" (approximate)
regrets that he will not be joining a team in Toronto (basketball,
I assume from the photograph) because "Gee, my wife will miss all
her friends."

A white-haired man is intoning something regretfully, apparently
in reference to a girl who is disappointed by the above.

Something that might be blood but looks more like runny strawberry
jam washes over a small section of tile wall.  I hear a creaking
in the room and wake up.  I am no longer afflicted by the chill.

:;Smarasderagd:;
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: Arms that grow and shrink
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 09:01:59 GMT


They are useful in all forms of shopping.


bill                    bill         @          wetware.                    com
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: large
Date: 3 Jan 93 20:49:32 GMT
Organization: Australian National University
NNTP-Posting-Host: 150.203.76.2


     180     630    6018 /u0/666/joshua/.nn/kill

josh
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: SimLife
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Beautiful Bellevue Association
Date: 29 Dec 92 19:00:54 CST


In article <1hpnorINNbfv@rave.larc.nasa.gov>, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
> In article <u63l3dc@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
> >---
> >Highly recommended.  Not copy-protected, so give Maxis the
> >bucks and get the manual.  Support software makers who don't
> >copy-protect!
> 
> This just begs for someone to reply "Aww, get a real life."
> --scott

No, it doesn't.

jkc (HAW HAW HAW)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: The best laid plans
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 03:14:44 GMT

This is my third attempt to post this.  If it doesn't get through,
email me and let me know.
-----
'Back so soon?' I asked Matt as he walked in the door at midnight.
'You'll never get anything off that girl, trust me.'  He had been
trying to lay our gorgeous but prissy neighbor who lived across the
street for some time, but was continually denied.  Flowers, candy,
and expensive dinners had failed to do the trick.

'The night is young, my man.  Especially when you have these.'
He held up a small pill bottle and rattled it.

'What is that?' I asked.

'Spanish fly.  Guaranteed to make her hornier than a bitch in heat
in under an hour.  I slipped some in her drink before I left her
house,' Matt said with a straight face.

'You have _got_ to be shitting me.'  Matt was always a fun roommate
to have but he talked a bullshit streak a mile wide.  'There's no
such thing as Spanish Fly.'

'Yeah?  Follow me.'  He gestured towards the stairs.  'And bring
your binoculars.'

Sure, I thought.  I can play along.  We got my binoculars and went
into his room, leaving the light off.  Through his venetian blinds
we could see that Our Favorite Neighbor's light was still on, and
that her window was open.

'Now, watch and learn,' Matt said.  We shared the binoculars -- his
right eye on the left eyepiece, my left eye on the right.  We could
immediately see our neighbor pacing her room in an agitated manner.
Finally, she settled on her bed with her legs facing us.  She leaned
back, and we could see her hands work their way towards the crotch
of her shorts, unbuttoning them.  'No way!' I said.  She began in
a slow rhythm, gradually increasing, until her body began to shudder.

Matt spoke in a low tone: 'Now, come on, honey -- pick up the phone
-- that's it -- Yes!'  He let out a whoop.  'Looks like someone here
won't be spending the night alone!'

Her face look raven and desperate as she dialed the phone.  Matt
gestured to his bedroom receiver and laughed, 'How many times do you
think I should let it ring?'  But the phone didn't ring.  Matt
hurriedly returned to the binoculars.  We could see her talking
briefly to someone and then hanging up.

'Who was she talking to?  WHO THE FUCK WAS SHE TALKING TO!??!?'
I began to laugh hysterically.  We saw our neighbor get up and close
the curtains then, and a few minutes later, the front porch light
came on.

-----
mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana)
Subject: The best thing that happened on Xmas
Organization: NCAR/UCAR
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 22:36:10 GMT

I won several dollars off my father-in-law in the traditional 
Bassett Family Christmas Day Poker Game.  That makes this year
the first that he didn't manage to fleece me six ways from Sunday.

Ilana
spent all my winnings on beer already, so don't ask for any

-- 
/\    "I'm only a human girl person.  I ain't always perfect."--Rambling Rose
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
      \______________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: Talk to me
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 02:00:44 GMT

in poster, ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
)
) I'd like people to talk to me. 
)
)            % talk ken@wyre.aiai.ed.ac.uk


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