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From: msl9@po.CWRU.Edu (Marla S. Lender)
Newsgroups: alt.skinheads
Subject: Bim Skala Bim
Date: 10 Oct 1992 06:54:02 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: msl9@po.CWRU.Edu (Marla S. Lender)
NNTP-Posting-Host: thor.ins.cwru.edu


Does anyone know if Bim Skala Bim is going to be anywhere near Cleveland,
Ohio sometime soon.  Actually, it doesn't have to be too near.  I love
road trips.  Also, when is the new album going to be out???
-- 

			Marla.

		"Much doesn't mean much."
Newsgroups: alt.skinheads
From: braunste@fjord.ATMOS.ColoState.Edu (lance the braunstein)
Subject: Re: i am a skinhead
Date: Thu, 08 Oct 1992 20:10:45 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <Oct08.193915.10328@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU>  
ew554231@longs.LANCE.ColoState.Edu (Eric F. Wu) writes:
> amazingly i think i've seen you.  don't you drive a yellow VW microbus  
with paisley painted on it?  anyway,
> I meant to compliment you on the ink when I saw you at the Save the  
Guatamalan Birds of Prey rally, but
> after the cops (fascist pigs!) started cracking skulls everyone pretty  
much scattered.  maybe i'll see you
> at the upcoming pan flute festival in Telluride?

hey eric, what's up?  how you doing today?  kinda missed you the last  
couple days.

steam
From: fishnets@soulsteppin.Corp.Sun.COM (Spanky)
Newsgroups: alt.skinheads
Subject: New Bad Manners
Date: 7 Oct 92 22:19:13 GMT
Reply-To: fishnets@soulsteppin.Corp.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: soulsteppin.corp.sun.com


I heard from several people that Bad Manners has a 
new album out, called 'Skinhead' or something
of the sort.  Anyone know if it is any good?
Are they going to go on tour to promote it?
__
\/ Emily


-----------------------
These are my opinions
not Sun Microsystems
-----------------------
From: bsherman@acsu.buffalo.edu (Brian C. Sherman)
Newsgroups: alt.skinheads
Subject: Re: yet another skin
Date: 13 Oct 92 23:46:55 GMT
Organization: UB

Bummer... I'm in Buffalo, and I was hoping that at least Toronto had a scene.
I just got done spending a year in Philly - there's lots of skins, but there
are lots of white Power skins too, and I was kinda turned off.  I met some
nice folks, punk and skin, but there were lots of assholes too.

Anybody from Philly out there?  Any 2.5 Children fans?

                 -Brian
Newsgroups: alt.skinheads
From: lmn52210@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Ramona)
Subject: Re: > elvis
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 22:05:12 GMT
Keywords: blah

You're right, no skins in Champaign.  I s'pose they all
go to UIC.  Anyway, you musta missed the confrontation 
between a Muslim and a bona fide Neo-nazi in a bomber 
and Docs on the Quad last year.  My friend was involved,
but that was the last that was heard of them.  Supposedly
a white-supremacist organization was organizing last spring,
not on campus, but out in the actual Champaign community.
Like I said, noone's heard anything since last march, ot
(or) thereabouts.


				       Ramona
				       (hangin' in the 6-pack)
From: msl9@po.CWRU.Edu (Marla S. Lender)
Newsgroups: alt.skinheads
Subject: Re: New ska
Date: 10 Oct 1992 06:36:18 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: msl9@po.CWRU.Edu (Marla S. Lender)
NNTP-Posting-Host: thor.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, darkman@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (overman) says:

>
>How do you guys feel about the new ska bands?
>
>I keep on running into folk(Mostly Mods, some skinheads) who hate it with
>a passion.....why?  Because a great deal of the bands are not like the
>traditional jamaican/british ska bands.  The bands I am talking about are
>many of the California bands like No Doubt, The Imperials, and(Especially)
>Skankin' Pickle.  Other bands would be New York bands such as The Scofflaws,
>and the Citzens.  It's not really that they don't like the sound, it's 
>that they have closed their minds to any sound that is not traditional.
>
>So what I'm wondering, is how do you feel about this newer ska?  More
>importantly, what kind of ska are you into?  Personally, I like the way
>ska has progressed......
>

I love the new NYC ska-  Scofflaws, the Citizens, Skadanks, Skinnerbox...
I have seen the Citizens many times.  There's always a cool
crowd, high energy, and great horns!  Nothing beats "Pounding the
Pavement" live.  Recently I saw Native Sun which has some of the
members of Bigger Thomas and they were great although there were only
about ten people there (in Norwalk, CT).  Well, I've been in Ohio
for two months now and have not been aware of any ska shows.  Anyone
know of any coming soon?

"I even got some ska saved up for a rainy day!"
-- 

			Marla.

		"Much doesn't mean much."
From: tlilley@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Tripp Lilley)
Newsgroups: alt.skinheads
Subject: the Selecter
Date: 8 Oct 92 13:50:02 GMT
Organization: Virginia Tech Computer Science Dept, Blacksburg, VA


   so... what can ya tell me?  what's the sound?  I'm heading north to D.C.
this weekend, and I know tower has a few of their albums, and i thought i might
plunge... anyone got any (wish, wish) 8- or 16-bit samples they could mail?
em? (come on, Sun, eh?)  suggestions... 

 thanks...
 
 -t.

-- 
 USES disclaim;                                                      |^^\/^^| 2
 Tripp Lilley   -- tlilley@csugrad.cs.vt.edu                         | |\/| |
 The MultiMedia Lab of the Colleges of Architecture and Engineering  |_|  |_|
 Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University         (silly ASCII logo)
From: braunste@fjord.ATMOS.ColoState.Edu (lance the braunstein)
Newsgroups: alt.skinheads
Subject: Re: i am a skinhead
Date: 9 Oct 92 04:32:13 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <Oct09.032124.14728@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU>  
ew554231@longs.LANCE.ColoState.Edu (Eric F. Wu) writes:
> In article <Oct08.201045.95319@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU>,  
braunste@fjord.ATMOS.ColoState.Edu (lance the braunstein) writes:
> |> In article <Oct08.193915.10328@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU>  
> |> ew554231@longs.LANCE.ColoState.Edu (Eric F. Wu) writes:
> |> > amazingly i think i've seen you.  don't you drive a yellow VW  
microbus  
> |> with paisley painted on it?  anyway,
> |> > I meant to compliment you on the ink when I saw you at the Save the  
> |> Guatamalan Birds of Prey rally, but
> |> > after the cops (fascist pigs!) started cracking skulls everyone  
pretty  
> |> much scattered.  maybe i'll see you
> |> > at the upcoming pan flute festival in Telluride?
> |> 
> |> hey eric, what's up?  how you doing today?  kinda missed you the last  
> |> couple days.
> |> 
> |> steam
> 
> gee steamy, did you not get the last mail i sent you?  i've been  
patiently waiting for a reply.  every day
> i rush to a workstation to see if my pen pal steam has written me any  
more of his quite witty and biting
> prose.
> 
> mail me if you need any of THESE words defined for you, steamster

damn, eric, once again, you've left me dizzy.  it's like a blinding light  
when you grace us.  and no, alas, i told you not to send me anything more  
so i threw it out without reading it.  too much wisdom can be dangerous  
for a simpleton like me.

steam
Newsgroups: alt.skinheads
From: braunste@fjord.ATMOS.ColoState.Edu (lance the braunstein)
Subject: Re: Bosstones in Amish Country
Date: Wed, 07 Oct 1992 03:55:06 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <1992Oct6.134440.13373@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu>  writes:
> In article <1992Oct5.154836.2091@gvl.unisys.com>,  
schrey@oak.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Timothy M. Schreyer) writes:
> > From a long-time lurker:
> > 
> > The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones are slated for Thursday Oct. 8 at Cafe
> > Chameleon, N. Water St., Lancaster, PA.  
> > 
> > Pretzels, buggies, and SKA!  Should be fun.
> > 
> >       TIM
> > -- 
> 
>        If anyone has the upcoming dates for the Bosstones, I'd  
appreciate it if
> you could post them.  I'm looking for the Ohio/Indiana/Kentucky area
> especially.  Thanks a lot.  
>   
>   (Is Fishbone on tour?  Same thing.)
>    
>   Derek

Fishbone was just in colorado (denver and fort collins) but i don't know  
which direction they are going.

steam
From: msl9@po.CWRU.Edu (Marla S. Lender)
Newsgroups: alt.skinheads
Subject: Re: please don't be mean to me
Date: 10 Oct 1992 06:47:08 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: msl9@po.CWRU.Edu (Marla S. Lender)
NNTP-Posting-Host: thor.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, 00kbhutchiso@bsu-ucs.uucp () says:

>I suppose this doesn't quite belong here, but I will ask anyway.  Does anyone
>have the MidWest tour dates for Sonic Youth.  I would really like to know.
>
>You all will hate me even more for this, but does anyone know if Fugazi is
>ever going back on tour?  If so when?  Thanks.
>
>
>-- 
>  Keith Hutchison                  "I close my eyes so I can see,   
>  00kbhutchiso@leo.bsuvc.bus.edu    I tie my hands to be free,      
>  allroy on unix                    Have you ever been free?" - Fugazi    
>        
>          "They all forgot Jesus was a Revolutionary" - KRS-1
>

Sonic Youth is at the Agora in Cleveland on Oct.14!!!!  See you there!!!!
-- 

			Marla.

		"Much doesn't mean much."
From: 6nikas_h@spcvxb.spc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: alt.evil
Date: 8 Oct 92 20:58:13 GMT
Organization: St. Peter's College, US

Slayer is not evil music.  Slayer rules.  You want to listen to evil music, 
listen to fucking Morbid Angel, Obituary, Gorguts, Death, and some other
very disgusting groups.  The music is killer, but the lyrics are not what I
would get into.
From: auer@cs.swarthmore.edu (David S. Auer)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Friendly Advice
Summary: 30644 has dickbreath
Keywords: Sarcasm, homophobia
Date: 17 Oct 92 04:36:58 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Swarthmore College, PA

In article <92289.095906U30644@uicvm.uic.edu> <U30644@uicvm.uic.edu> writes:
>Much better.  Stream of consciousness pretension.  Maybe you should trade
>the above personality for your real one....
>
>Mr. 30644

Uh oh, U30644 liked it, I must be slipping.  I will have to lead on a fag and
then verbally assault him so I can feel like an evil person again.

-DSA
From: bc205cs@opie.bgsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Looking for evil music
Date: 11 Oct 92 04:11:21 GMT
Organization: Bowling Green State University

I just heard this really cool song, and I'm not sure about the title or
who it is by, but it is really a masterpiece.  It is a kind of industrial/
dance/rave song and the lyrics go something like "...dressed in thorns and
heather, practicing religion, nailing themselves to crosses.."  The chorus
goes: "I'm crucified, crucified, crucified, like my saviourrrr."  It differs
from slayer and NIN and other such 'evil' music, because it has a really happy
beat, and everyone seems to be happy that they are being crucified and going
to hell, and such.  The guy in the song says some satanic sounding things in
a different language, which also adds a kind of mystic air to it.  Does any-
one out there have any info on what this song might be, etc..?

Fuck you all,
--Joshua
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: alt.evil
Date: 7 Oct 92 21:37:57 GMT
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <mdavie.4@elaine.ee.und.ac.za>, mdavie@elaine.ee.und.ac.za (MARK DAVIES : THIRD) writes:
>
>Have you heard Stillborn Christians ?

Dear Fellow Satanist Musicians,

We are posting this ad because we have the burden of condemning Christian
souls to an eternal hell in the name of the Satan and we feel that one of
best ways to do that is through music.  With the rapture just around the
corner we must try to condemn as many goody-goody christians to hell for
our master Satan.  Therefore, the type of bands this blasphemy is currently
and continually getting together are ones that will travel across the
country and the world to sacrifice any Christian.

Who we are:
-----------

1. Followers of Anton Le Vay
2. A hollow-souled cult that has sacrificed since the writings of Anton
3. The plaque of all Christians outnumbering them worldwide
4. A very musical oriented cult that currently has bands all over the world


What we are looking for:
------------------------
>1. First and foremost, people who are truly saved and are living for God
>2. Christians who aren't affraid to go out on the street and preach
>3. Musical talent (sight reading is not required but helpful)
>
1. First and foremost, people who are truly damned and are living for Satan
2. Satanists who aren't afraid to go out on the street and sacrifice
3. Musical talent is optional...Satan can provide some where none exists

No matter where you live, we definately need musicans in that area.
We can set you up with the appropriate demons nearest you.  If you live in the
southern California area, we want you to meet with a certain preacher and
sacrifice him for us.  Daggers will be included and you must kill him very
painfully.

If you are not a musican but still would like to sacrifice christians in
these types of demonic rituals feel free to contact us also.  Other areas
needed are roadies, blood drinkers, cannabalists and advertisers and very
good thieves.  Anyone can help spread blood in the name of Lord Satan.
If you don't have a career don't worry neither do we, don't let that
stop you from sacrificing.  I personally have been doing this for 9 years
and I'm still in college while sacrificing young virgins.  There is also
a need for full-time positions in demon worship.

We have diciples all over the world and mostly in the USA.  If you are
interested, you can contact us on any streetcorner or at any metal concert
that is definately not christian.  Or dial:
1-900 LUCIFER
Don't contact me via email

Due to the possiblity of harassers in response to this ad, we are not
advertising our cults true locations.  Since we don't need Christians
annoying us with their soul saving shit in our private offices.  I am
mentioning this indirectly.  Thanx and Satan curse...

--I am the antichrist, that's what I'm meant to be

--
Red
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: SATAN
From: Karl Anthony Smeltzer <ks5z+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 16:31:46 -0400 
Organization: Freshman, Architecture, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

 
If you're satan.

Than why the fuck are you wasting your fucking time writing a bboard,
and why don't you go out and fuck up everybody's lives.

You're suck a fucker.

I really do not like the word fuck.

--the sagacious one.
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: bwilliam@iat.holonet.net (Bill Williams)
Subject: Re: Friendly Advice
Organization: HoloNet (BBS: 510-704-1058)
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 09:59:33 GMT

In 1982 I found a dusty ld southern comfort bottle in the remotest
stretches of the steam tunnels beneath the Univ. of Michigan. I suspected
the half filled bottled did not contain liquor and after unscrewing the
cap discovered with expected disgust that the small flask contained very
old Human urine. I do not know how many years that bottle had been letting
that piss rot but we took the treasure with us. An engineer friend of mine
suggested lodging it up inside the dispenser of a Pepsi canned beverage
vending machne. It fit up there loosesly. We all slipped away stealthily
and appeared to be casually wasting away an evening discussing things from
our prime selected vantage point.

With less than 5 minutes of waiting for an unsuspecting victim to stumble
along a Black female negroid student came by and purchased a can of pop.
She moved slow and stupified and we thought she would never reach down and
take either her beverage or the newly ejected added bonus (the fermented
PISS FROM HELL)... but she took the bottled examined its color, uncapped
it swiflty and heartily gulped from it in an inverted botlle position.
very soon she gasped and grimaced. Had she known what it was she probably
would have immediately vomited a turbulent geyser of puke across the
floor, yet ship merely put the bottle down took her cola and slowly slunk
off into the night.


Therefore It is a quite amusing parallel that the Black Man who had an
unsuspecting White woman suck fecal matter from a pen, is paid back in
kind by the foolish Black woman who guzzled a large amount of vile aged
urine from a liquor bottle she found that was planted by devilish White
students.

666
Bill Williams
From: U30644@uicvm.uic.edu
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: In defense of David
Date: 13 Oct 92 14:36:01 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago

In article <1992Oct12.171334.1@opie.bgsu.edu>, bc205cs@opie.bgsu.edu says:
>
>In his last article, U30644@uicvm.uic.edu says:
>
>>I think you're both losers.
>
>Why, thank you, Mr. U30644, I think I will!
>
>-Hum

See?  Same writing style....
From: 76635.2734@CompuServe.COM (Don Weatherwax)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Gore stores in L.A.?
Date: 16 Oct 92 08:21:54 GMT

Does anyone know of any video stores in the L.A. area that specialize in horror
videos?  It seems to me that there must be someplace like that here, but the
phone book gives no clues.  I'm looking for places that would attract the same
clientele as FANGORIA and GOREZONE.

I realize this might not be the ideal newsgroup for this request.  Can anyone
suggest a better one?

NOTE:  Reply to my mailbox at 76635.2734@@compuserve.com (my Usenet access is
one-way).
From: dauer1@cc.swarthmore.edu (David Samuel Auer)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: In defense of David
Date: 12 Oct 92 22:21:59 GMT
Reply-To: dauer1@cc.swarthmore.edu (David Samuel Auer)
Organization: Swarthmore College

In his last article, U30644@uicvm.uic.edu says:

>I think you're both losers.

This is the same moron who has been sending me moralizing email.  I have
tried to convince him I am not serious, but he seems utterly brain dead.  He
epitomizes self-righteous hypersensitivity.  I have tried to talk to him, but
his ears are glued to his esophagus.  He is a close-minded dweeb, and
usually I am quite tolerant of dweebs, being one myself.  I would thank him
as my colleague has, only I feel this fellow to be a waste of sarcasm.

-David "Scathing" Auer

PS To the Christians can't fail dude: Christians can make mistakes.  I have
known those who have jumped the gun on similar occasions.  The only
difference between Christians and heathens making mistakes is that Christians
are forgiven.
PPS Don't waste your time telling me I am too boring or serious.  You can; I
just won't listen.  I think bigotry is a serious matter and that those who
disregard it casually imperil lives.  This dope (U30644) may be a jerk, but
he has the right idea, and I don't want an idiot make me callous to
legitimate concerns.  Maybe now I can post some serious evil shit on this
board?  Any objections?
_________________________________________________________________
     ________________     | David Samuel Auer
 ___/ __ \  __/  __  \___ | Not associated with Dem. Soc. of Am.
/__/ /_/ /__  \ |__| /__/ | My views and opinions do not reflect
  /_____/_____/__/\__\    | or represent those of my school.
__________________________|______________________________________
From: bc205cs@opie.bgsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Pope
Date: 16 Oct 92 21:21:13 GMT
Organization: Bowling Green State University

FUCK THE POPE!

I mean it...

--Joshua
From: auer@cs.swarthmore.edu (David S. Auer)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: hrnagh
Date: 8 Oct 92 04:43:20 GMT
Organization: Swarthmore College, PA

First of all I said I would not post again, but perhaps I should.

In article <1ankrtINNhs4@golem.wcc.govt.nz> bailey_j@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz writes:
DSA> Arrogance in the
DSA> name of humility.  Intolerance in the name of love.  This is
DSA> salvation.  This is grace.

JB>I hate bible bashers, and I have two things to say. One is: you have
JB>your own forum for your own special brand of rubbish, so keep it there;
JB>the other is: fuck off !

I nowhere bashed the Bible.  I bashed some of those who preach it.  This is
different.  Making fun of Jimmy Swaggart is different from reaching a profane
hand towards the thorny crown.  Evil is not in the Bible so much as in those
who preach it lobotomizedly.

As to the other suggestion, I believe that is prohibited in the Bible.

My apologies to Miss Felinity for misquoting her.  She lives in sin, not in
evil.

My apologies go out to Swarthmore who some fellow from Illinois asserts I have
sleighted.

My apologies to myself for posting upon this board again.  I am adhering though
to the spirit of my pledge if not the letter, and thus am not truly evil.

_________________________________________________________________
     ________________     | David Samuel Auer
 ___/ __ \  __/  __  \___ | Not associated with Dem. Soc. of Am.
/__/ /_/ /__  \ |__| /__/ | My views and opinions do not reflect
  /_____/_____/__/\__\    | or represent those of my school.
__________________________|______________________________________
From: v125mf9n@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Indra Geerts)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Looking for evil music
Date: 9 Oct 92 15:01:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

Try Love Club! The words may or may not be evil, but it certainly
_sounds_ like someone being tortured to death! Also the first song
on 10,000 Maniacs album Hope Chest. Same effect.

                    -Indra
From: U30644@uicvm.uic.edu
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: In defense of David
Date: 12 Oct 92 14:54:24 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago

In article <JKMRB43T@cc.swarthmore.edu>, dauer1@cc.swarthmore.edu (David S.
Auer) says:
>
>In article <1992Oct10.115532.1@opie.bgsu.edu>, bc205cs@opie.bgsu.edu
>writes:
>>
>> Why is everyone always picking on poor David?  I _seriously_ enjoy his
>posts,
>> as they are some of the funniest posts I have ever read.  You guys go ahead
>and
>> keep flaming him, but I just hope that he sticks around and keeps posting,
>too,
>> to keep those of us who *enjoy* evil entertained.
>>
>> --Joshua
>>
>
>Thank you.  I think I will.  Please don't take any of what I write
>seriously
>folks.  One might think this did not need to be said, but you would be
>surprised how many idiots send me mail.
>
>Yours,
>David "Sanguine" Auer

You're both losers.
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Thursday, 15 Oct 1992 10:03:22 CDT
From: <U30644@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: What the fuck ?

In article <1bi9guINN1qf@golem.wcc.govt.nz>, bailey_j@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz says:
>
>> My advice is don't be an asshole -- I won't have to kill you.
>
>Is this guy for real ?

Unfortunately, yes.
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: death@camelot.bradley.edu (Dustin Slater)
Subject: Homicidal Trading Cards
Organization: Bradley University
Date: 14 Oct 92 03:39:38 GMT

I was reading a little snipit in readers digest that was talking about
trading cards with the pictures of murderers on them, with the back
conataining thier "stats" if you will. how many they murdered and how they
did it. Anyone seen these? if so where can i get them? i guess some
congressmen are trying to get them outlawed. either post or e-mail
responses.... thanx!
--
death@buhub.bradley.edu        INEVITABILE FATVM       death@camelot.bradley.edu

                 Then death comes, and suddenly they know all.
From: bc205cs@opie.bgsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: SATAN
Date: 11 Oct 92 04:03:36 GMT
Organization: Bowling Green State University

In his post, satan writes:
>I AM SATAN AND I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU

Well, I personally haven't been fucked by satan yet, which makes me doubt
the authenticity of the rest of the statment.  I rather suspect that 'satan'
is actually just a pale-skinned weak-eyed executive type who goes home at 
night and fucks his third-choice wife and listens to 1970s shit and secretly
lusts after young girls and reads porno mags at work and has smelly breath
and is just basically a repulsive, mundane, loser!

(I'll recant everything I just said if satan fucks me.....)

--Joshua
Newsgroups: alt.evil