From: lyxuan@sscvx1.ssc.gov
Subject: Re: [MISC] Chuye^.n cho' me`o be^n VN
Organization: Superconducting Super Collider Laboratory
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 14:58:36 GMT

In article <1992Aug17.023051.12967@lsil.com>, ltran@utah (Linh T. Tran x4900) writes:
> Subject: [MISC] Na(m Tua^'t, ba`n chuye^.n cho' .
> Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
> Distribution: world
> References: <1992Aug14.173107.23109@berlioz.nsc.com>
> Organization: LSI Logic Corporation
> Reply-To: ltran@dsp.lsil.com
> 
> 
> 	Nha^n di.p tre^n net xo^n xao ve^` vu. cho' me`o, to^i xin ke^?
> va`i chuye^.n nga('n ve^` cho' me`o . Chuye^.n na`y, no'i ra ddau lo`ng,
> ne^n kho^ng pha?i la` chuye^.n vui cu+o+`i . Va` chuye^.n na`y kha' sensitive
> ne^n to^i kho^ng post ba(`ng tie^'ng Anh . Ca'c ba.n se~ hie^?u ro~ ly'
> do cu?a to^i sau khi ddo.c chuye^.n . Va^.y xin ca'c ba.n reply hay criticise
> ba(`ng tie^'ng Vie^.t . To^i kho^ng muo^'n ngu+o+`i ngoa`i hie^?u la^`m
> ve^` ba?n cha^'t hie^`n ho`a cu?a ngu+o+`i Vie^.t . Chi? vi` o+? ca'c
> hoa`n ca?nh kha'c nhau, ngu+o+`i Ta^y Phu+o+ng kho' ma` hie^?u ddu+o+.c
> va` se~ co' nhu+~ng a^'n tu+o+.ng xa^'u ve^` da^n ta . Co`n chu'ng ta,
> chu'ng ta pha?i bie^'t chuye^.n ddau lo`ng na`y .
> 
> 	Cha('c ca'c ba.n co' nghe no'i ve^` chuye^.n ca'c qua'n thi.t ca^`y .
> (Sorry anh So+n, cu+.c cha(?ng dda~ mo+'i nha('c to+'i ca'i mo'n khoa'i 
> kha^?u cu?a anh) . Nga`y xu+a, cho' ddi rong bi. ngu+o+`i ta ba('t va` 
> la`m thi.t  dde^? a(n . Va^.y ne^n cho' mi`nh, mi`nh pha?i giu+~, ddu+`ng 
> cho no' ddi rong ma` no' tha`nh mo'n Co+` Ta^y Na^'u Cha'o . Hoa(.c la` 
> ngu+o+`i ta nuo^i cho' ro^`i ba('t la`m thi.t . Thie^'t cu~ng ne^n nha('c 
> la` ngu+o+`i Vie^.t xem con cho' nhu+ la` mo^.t su'c va^.t, cu~ng nhu+ con ga`, 
> con heo . Chu'ng kho^ng ddu+o+.c cu+ng chi`u nhu+ o+? dda^y .
> 
> 	Ma` co' cu+ng chi`u ddu+o+.c gi`: be^n nha`, co+m nga`y ba buo^?i
> ddu? no la` vui la('m ro^`i . Con cho' nuo^i dde^? no' thanh toa'n ma^'y
> ca'i xu+o+ng, hay la`m sa.ch ca'i sa^n, ddu+'a em nho? lo+~ da.i la`m ba^.y .
> No'i to'm la.i, con cho' o+? Vie^.t Nam no' cu+.c bie^'t ma^'y . Con ngu+o+`i
> co`n kho^ng ddu+o+.c ba(`ng con cho' cu?a o^ng My~ ba` Ta^y, huo^'ng chi
> con cho' xu+' nghe`o .
> 
> 	Trong Nam, ca'i nghe^` ba'n thi.t cho' kho^ng ma^'y thi.nh ha`nh,
> vi` vo^'n di~ ngu+o+`i Nam ky. a(n thi.t cho' . Nhu+ng sau 1975, ca'c ha`ng
> qua'n thi.t cho' ca`ng nga`y ca`ng thi.nh ha`nh . 
> 
> 	Ngu+o+`i ta ddi ba('t cho' khi xu+a cu~ng co`n chu't nha^n dda.o .
> To^i co' tha^'y ngu+O+`i ta ddi ba('t cho' ddi rong o+? Sa`i Go`n tru+o+'c 
> 75. Sau, to^i tha^'y ngu+o+`i ta cha.y xe honda, mo^.t ngu+o+`i ca^`m sa`o
> co' tho`ng lo.ng, mo^.t ngu+o+`i ca^`m bao bo^' . Cu+' tro`ng tho`ng lo.ng va`o
> dda^`u con cho', va` tru`m bao bo^' le^n dda^`u no', bao la.i, va` ba('t
> ddu+o+.c no' . Cho' co' da~y du.a, va` co`n ke^u u+ u+? ddu+o+.c . Ma` 
> ba('t nhu+ va^.y cu~ng to^'n tho+`i gio+` cha.y theo cho' (du` ba(`ng Honda)
> va` lu+`a di.p ma` chu.p no' . Khi ba('t ddu+o+.c, so+. cho' che^'t vi`
> ngo^.p tho+?, thi.t kho^ng co`n tu+o+i, ngu+o+`i ta no+'i da^y ra mo^.t
> chu't . Khi ve^` ma` la`m thi.t mo+'i gie^'t no' che^'t . Va^.y thi` con 
> cho' che^'t cu~ng le. la`ng, du` ra(`ng tru+o+'c khi che^'t bi. terrified,
> nhu+ng kho^ng dde^'n no^~i ddau ddo+'n .
> 
> 	To^i co`n nghe no'i la` ngu+O+`i la`m thi.t cho' khi xu+a co' 
> ddo.c loa.i kinh ca^`u sie^u cho ma^'y con cho', nhu+ ba` ngoa.i to^i
> la^m ra^m kha^'n khi pha?i la`m ga` dde^? na^'u cho to^i co+m ga` khi xu+a 
> va^.y .
> 
> 	Nay, co' nghe anh ba.n ve^` Vie^.t Nam tha(m nha`, va` ke^? la.i
> mo^.t so^' chuye^.n ddau lo`ng nhu+ chuye^.n ngu+o+`i ta ca^u cho' . Ca^u nhu+
> ca^u ca' va^.y . Xin mie^~n ba`n ve^` chuye^.n ve^` VN vi` ly' do gi` .
> DDa.i kha'c la` anh na`y kho^ng co' ke^? nhu+~ng chuye^.n sung su+o+'ng
> nhu+ nhie^`u ngu+o+`i ke^? la.i . Co' le~ mo^~i ngu+o+`i co' mo^.t ca'i nhi`n
> kha'c cha(ng ?
> 
> 	To^i nghe no'i to+'i "ca^u cho'" kho^ng kho?i tha('c ma('c ho?i anh 
> a^'y lie^`n:
> 
> 	- "Ca^u cho' la`m sao ? Sao pha?i ca^u nhu+ va^.y ?" 
> 
> 	- "Thi` ba('t kho^ng ddu+o+.c mo+'i ca^u,"  Anh a^'y tra? lo+`i .
> 		"Ho^m a^'y to^i ddi cho+i ve^`, nghe nha` no'i con cho' va`ng
> 		o+? nha` bi. ca^u ma^'t, to^i cu~ng nga.c nhie^n nhu+ chu'
> 		va^.y . Tha(`ng em to^i mo+'i ke^? ra(`ng la` con cho' nha`
> 		mi`nh kho^n la('m . No' chi? ddu+'ng trong ra`o su?a ra tho^i .
> 		Va^.y ne^n ho. tro`ng tho`ng lo.ng kho^ng ddu+o+.c . Nhu+ng
> 		khi ho. ddem cu.c thi.t ra nhu+~ thi` con cho' no' ham,
> 		nha?y ra ddo+'p . DDo+'p thi` bi. ca^u luo^n ."
> 
> 	- "Va^.y ..." to^i va^~n tha('c ma('c, "thi` la` nhu+~ no' cho+' dda^u
> 		pha?i ca^u ?"
> 
> Anh no'i:
> 	- "Va^.y mo+'i no'i . Ca^u nhu+ ca^u ca' va^.y . Co' ca^`n, co' da^y
> 		va` co' lu+o+~i ca^u, mo'c va`o cu.c thi.t dda`ng hoa`ng .
> 		Cho' VN ma`, da.o na`y co' con na`o ddu+o+.c a(n thi.t ?
> 		Tha^'y thi.t thi` o^ng to^? ba ddo+`i nha` no' no' cu~ng 
> 		ddo+'p . Ba'c Ho^` no' cu~ng da'm ta'p luo^n cho+' 
> 		ddu+`ng no'i cu.c thi.t cha.y so+` so+` tre^n ma(.t ddu+o+`ng."
> 
> 	- "Ghe^ qua'", to^i kho^ng kho?i ru`ng mi`nh tu+o+?ng tu+o+.ng ca?nh
> 	 	con cho' ddo+'p cu.c thi.t, ma('c lu+o+~i ca^u va` bi. ke'o 
> 		ddi . "Cha('c no' ke^u du+~ la('m ..."
> 
> Anh nga('t lo+`i:
> 
> 	- "Ta^`m ba^.y! Kho^ng ke^u ddu+o+.c mo^.t tie^'ng . Co' tha(`ng em no'
> 		la la`ng thi` co' . Nhu+ng cho`m xo'm dda^u co' ai da'm ra
> 		cha^.n ma^'t te^n ca^u cho' . Tie^.m thi.t ca^`y la`m a(n co'
> 		gia^'y phe'p, co' Co^ng An Phu+o+`ng la`m ho^. pha'p thi` 
> 		cho' nha` ho. chu+a cha('c ho. da'm ra la . Con cho' ddau 
> 		nghie^'n, bi. lo^i ddi se^`n se^.t ba(`ng xe honda. DDe^'n
> 		lu'c kho^ng co`n da~y du.a ddu+o+.c nu+~a ma` . Vi` cho' ta'p
> 		lu+o+~i ca^u, nuo^'t va`o bu.ng, ne^n no' co`n ta'p la.i 
> 		ddu+o+.c , kho^ng xuo^'ng go+~ lu+o+~i ca^u ddu+o+.c .
> 		Ma` cha('c ho. cu~ng so+. chu? cho' . Ne^n ke'o no' to+'i 
> 		tie^.m thi.t Ca^`y thi` no' cu~ng che^'t gia^'c ro^`i . 
> 		Lu'c ddo' cha('c mo+'i ri`nh ri`nh dda^.p no' che^'t ro^`i 
> 		la`m thi.t . No' ma` co`n so^'ng thi` no' co`n ta'p ddu+o+.c , 
> 		kho^ng pha?i nhu+ du`ng tho`ng lo.ng dde^? ba('t no' ."
> 
> 	Nghe qua ca^u chuye^.n, to^i tha^'y ro+.n ngu+o+`i . Lu+o+ng ta^m
> con ngu+o+`i ta xuo^'ng tha^'p dde^'n nhu+ va^.y sao ? DDa~ dda`nh ra(`ng
> hoa`n ca?nh kha'c , tho+`i ddie^?m kha'c . Nghe^` ddi ca^u cho' cha('c
> cu~ng la` mo^.t ca'i nghe^` nhu+ mo.i nghe^` kha'c . Ngu+o+`i ta cha^'p 
> nha^.n va` tro+ ra ddo' dde^? cha^'p nha^.n . Nhu+ng xem mo^.t sinh va^.t
> che^'t ddau ddo+'n nhu+ va^.y ma` to^'i ngu? nha('m ma('t ddu+o+.c, thi`
> chi? co' o+? ddi.a ngu.c mo+'i co' ca?nh ddo' .
> 
> 	Anh ba.n co`n no'i the^m:
> 
> 	- "Nghe tha(`ng em co`n no'i, cho' ke'o tha(?ng dde^'n tie^.m, bi. 
> 		dda^.p ca'i bo^'p tre^n dda^`u, chu? tie^.m ddu+a tie^`n
> 		cho "tho+. ca^u" ro^`i "tho+. ca^u" ddi ba('t con kha'c ..."
> 
> 	To^i kho^ng tra'ch nhu+~ng ngu+o+`i ddi ca^u cho' , du` ddie^`i ddo'
> cu~ng la` ddie^`u ta`n a'c, ngay ddo^'i vo+'i su'c va^.t . To^i kho^ng tra'ch 
> o^ng ha`ng thi.t, vi` o^ng ta la`m ca'i nghe^` ddo^` te^? . To^i cu~ng
> kho^ng tra'ch nhu+~ng ngu+o+`i dde^'n nha^.u nhe.t o+? ca'c qua'n thi.t
> ca^`y, du` chi'nh ho. la` nhu+~ng ngu+o+`i tru+.c tie^'p tie^u thu. . 
> 
> 	To^i chi? buo^`n ra(`ng xa~ ho^.i VN nga`y nay, con ngu+o+`i ta ti`m
> que^n nhie^`u ho+n la` ti`m nho+' . Uo^'ng xi. dde^' nha^'m mie^'ng thi.t
> ca^`y dde^? que^n ddi qua' khu+'. DDi nha?y dda^`m ha`ng nga`y, ddie^`u ma`
> ngay o+? A^u My~ cu~ng kho^ng co' la`m, du` ban nga`y la`m vie^.c la(.c va(.c
> gi` ddo' qua nga`y, dde^? que^n ddi tu+o+ng lai . Bia o^m, cafe o^m, kem o^m,
> kaharaoke o^m, etc. dde^? que^n ddi hie^.n ta.i .
> 
> 	DDu+`ng no'i ra(`ng to^i kho^ng muo^'n hie^?u nhu+~ng ngu+o+`i ve^`
> VN dde^? tha(m gia ddi`nh . Ai co' cha me. gia`, co' tha^n nha^n quye^'n
> thuo^.c, ve^` dde^? thu xe^'p chuye^.n nha`, ve^` vi` chuye^.n hie^'u dde^?,
> ddo' la` ca'i bo^?n pha^.n la`m ngu+o+`i . To^i kho^ng cho^'ng . Nhu+ng ddu+`ng
> ve^` chi? dde^? ddem ddo^ My~ ra so ro^`i no'i be^n ddo' re~ la('m . He^'t
> tie^`n ddo^ ro^`i thi` ddo+`i so^'ng ma('c la('m ca'c ba.n a. . DDu+`ng ve^`
> chi? dde^? tha^'y ca'c pho`ng tra` ca nha.c, dde^? a(n cho+i , tha^'t ddu+'c
> la('m ca'c ba.n a. . Ne^'u ca'c ba.n cho ra(`ng nhu+ va^.y la` qua' khi'ch,
> thi` to^i cu~ng cha(?ng bie^'t no'i sao la` ho+n . Ne^'u ca'c ba.n vie^.n co+'
> ddi du li.ch ddem tie^`n ve^` cho ngu+o+`i Vie^.t, thi` ho'a ra tha(m gia
> ddi`nh, cha me., co^ ba'c, ho. ha`ng, no' kho^ng quan tro.ng ba(`ng ca'i
> pho`ng tra`, qua'n bia o^m sao ?
> 
> 	Tro+? la.i chuye^.n cho' me`o . To^i xin anh Nguyen Kim ddu+`ng 
                                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> co' ma('ng chu+?i ca'c anh Lyxuan va` Longan va` so sa'nh ho. nhu+ cho' me`o .
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> Cho' me`o nhu+ chuye^.n to^i ke^? tre^n dda'ng thu+o+ng la('m, kho^ng pha?i la`
> ca'i chuye^.n mi`nh ddem ra so sa'nh ddu+o+.c . 

Thi` ra Tra^`n Linh cu`ng chung mo^.t lo` vo+'i chu'ng no'! Mo^.t tha(`ng thi`
dda'nh mo^.t tha(`ng thi` gia? bo^. can thie^.p. Bi? o^?i qu'a! Cu?ng ddu+o+.c!
tu+` tu+` ro^`i chu'ng bay cu?ng xa lu+o+'i cu?a tao tho^i.

DDe^? giu+? danh sa'ch cho ddu+o+.c ro? ra`ng...

	Te^n cu?a nhu+?ng con cho'...dde? trong ba(ng Tu' Xua^'t
	Tra'i ta'o kho^ng bao gio+` ro+'t qu'a xa go^'c ca^y!
	Va^.y thi` co' the^? go.i chu'ng bay la` ba(ng cho' dde? !

        Tu' Xua^'t, Bac Ho, Pluto@hb1, Kim Nguye^~n va` Mike Tra^`n
	dde^`u la` Tu' Xua^'t! va` Tu' Xua^'t co' te^n cu'ng co+m la`
	Tua^'n Nguye^~n...

	Co' le? Tu' Xua^'t dde? ra(my? co' danh tu+` la` bowel movement)
	Tra^`n Tha'i Linh vi` hai te^n na^`y lo+`i le? kho^ng kha'c nhau!
	
	Con cho' DDK(Khoa) 

	Con cho' Chris Chu(Nguye^.n)

	Ne^'u ddanh sa'ch cu?a "Bang Cho' DDe?" co`n thie^'u so't thi`
	nhu+?ng con cho' dde? co`n so't la.i co' the^? tu+. ghi danh.

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> 	Linh