From: pyr491@oz.plymouth.edu (Scott Bernier)
Subject: Re: VOTE TOON '92 (REPOST)
Reply-To: pyr491@oz.plymouth.edu (Scott Bernier)
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, N.H.
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 92 01:56:17 GMT

In article <1992Apr6.210615.22077@news.Hawaii.Edu> anash@uhunix.bitnet (Dana Uehara c/o Andrew Nash) writes:
>In article <1992Apr6.174446.18719@oz.plymouth.edu> pyr491@oz.plymouth.edu (Scott Bernier) writes:
>>Here we go again with more last minute campaigning before tomorrows
>>voting in New York and elsewhere....
>>
>>Tired of the same old polititions????
>>
>>
>>  Then vote TOON ('88) '92!!!
>>
>>President        Mickey Mouse
>>Vice President   Roger Rabbit 
>>
>>The Cabinet
>>
>>Department of               Secretary           Assistant (if necessary)
>>
>>State                       Pepee La Pu         
>						 ^^^^^^^^^^
>						Add Fifi Le Fur.
>
>>Treasury                    Scrooge McDuck      Daffy Duck 
>						 ^^^^^^^^^^
>						Maybe Flintheart Glomgold
>						might be better? ;-)
>
>>Defense                     Bugs Bunny          Snoopy
>			     ^^^^^^^^^^
>			Somehow I think either Yosemite Sam or Don Karnage
>			might be better suited for the job.
>
>
>>Attorney General            Donald Duck
>>Interior                    Chip                Dale
>>Agriculture                 Foghorn Leghorn
>>Commerce                    Wile E. Coyote
>>Labor                       Garfield
>>Health & Human Services     The Tazmanian Devil
>>Housing & Urban Development The Three Pigs 
>>Transportation              The Road Runner     Speey Gonzalas
>>Energy                      Woody Woodpecker 
>>Education                   Goofy 
>>Veteran Affairs             Granny 
>
>Too bad we can't also vote for speechwriters.  I'd nominate Porky Pig and
>Sylvester the Cat...
>
>
>---------- Dana Uehara [c/o <anash@uhunix.bitnet> (Andrew Nash)]--------------
>"I will figure out an appropriately appalling punishment for you later..."
>						-- Don Karnage


I see what I did...I accidently erased the disclaimer at the top of my 
original article.

Please note that this was origianlly made-up by me and some of my friends
back in 1988. (before TTA and Disney Afternoon--primative times to fans
of these shows).  Furthermore, I do not think that Fifi La Fume is
old enough to hold the postion you are refering to. 

AS for Bugs Bunny...as stated the last time I posted this (just before
Super Tuesday) Bugs has never lost a battle to my recollection.  The
other two you mentioned have both lost fights (several times).  Besides, 
YS is too triggerhappy....do you want a toon like that near our nuclear
stockpile?

Glomgold as McDuck Assistant???!!!!  You want a war in the Department of
Treasury????!!!!!

Thank you for your imput....we will keep it in the mind in '96....

Scott Bernier
Spokeshuman for Toon Party ('88) '92 (and probably '96).



Side note to Dana Uehara:  do you have an internet email address?  My system
is not compatible with bitnet.
 

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