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From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: anyone notice me yet?
Date: 13 Aug 92 16:03:19 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.

kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt) writes:

>> >> >>Just don't mention the hockey, OK?
>> >> What you mean the "Australia 6, Great Brittan 0" Hockey?
>> >> :-)
>> >And Germany will get the gold medal today :-) Yeah! I guess we'll
>> >beat the aussies 5-2 !!!! Silver is also quite good. <bigevilgrin>
>> Just being able to compete in the Games is great......
>> (Down with commercialism!)

>But the gold medal is still better than the silver one :-) It
>has nothing to do with commercialism. I have absoluteley NO
>ideas what Atlanta will do in '96 :-) Instead of the five olympic
>rings we will see five Coke bottles everywhere :-)

Hmmmmm..... I guess a gold is better than a silver, although I think
they all (except for the ones that abuse drugs, etc) deserve to get a
gold medal really....  Hehehehe..... 5 coke bottles, that is a
possibility....  (Melbourne *SHOULD* have had the 1996 Olympics!)


>Kai.

-IE!

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From: woodwick9526@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: I'm BACK!!!!
Date: 12 Aug 92 13:18:11 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

hi all.  I am back!!!   Did anybody miss me?  Well, while I was away I had the 
priviledge of droping 20lbs.  And gaining a really cool tan.  ( In case if
anybody wanted to know)
                        Well, gotta go get packed for a power vacation.
and then off to college i go.....
                        Yuck.
                                        see ya laters,
                                                -Woody_
From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: "Odd little countries?"
Date: 17 Aug 92 18:23:52 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.

cjp8b@dayhoff.med.Virginia.EDU (Chris Penington) writes:

>>>>>Tyger wrote:
>>>>>>Ah yes, you are from one of those odd little countries that calls soccer 
>>>>>>football, aren't you? :)
>>>>>Tyger, I'm surprised at you!  *sarcastic gasp*  We shouldn't make fun of our
>>>>>Australian cousins!
>>>>No you shouldn't! :)
>>>Why? There is so much to giggle about...:)
>>               ^^^^^^^\
>>		       You got that much right!!!!
>>>>>  Odd little countries indeed! 
>>>>It's an odd BIG country! Roughly the same size as the US lower 48: 3
>>>>million square miles.
>>>Note that he does not refute the "odd"
>>Yeah, but what would he know, you guys have brainwashed him I am
>>sure......  =)

>As I said to Tyger a couple of weeks back:

>Aaack pfththt!!!! :-p

As I thought.....

>>Hmmmm...... well, if I am lucky, I will hopefully be playing American
>>Football next season.....

>What? You poor thing! And your the one who's calling *me* brainwashed!

Hehehehe.... well, I am not good enough at Aussie rules any more, but
American football should be okay... (I am just worried about my
shoulder.....)

>>>Good for them...fun sport, that rugby...:)
>>Yeah, especially co-ed rugby....=)

>Better yet, women's rugby is a *great* spectator sport. :-)

Hmmmm..... but it is much more fun to be involved in it!

>	Chris ( My brain has NOT been washed!)
>-- 

-IE! ( I am sure that recently I dont have a brain  *sigh* )

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From: HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Carrot cake it is, then.  So be it.)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 17 Aug 92 22:28:48 GMT
Organization: Lafayette College
Originator: news@lafcol

In article <1992Aug14.034142.29269@noao.edu> groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves) writes:
>I also have a bad habit of getting jealous and challanging guys to
>duels when I think they are getting to friendly with Michelle ;)

Who?

--Jeff
From: crerar@rodan.UU.NET (Andy Crerar)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: More names
Date: 12 Aug 1992 16:45:36 -0400
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
NNTP-Posting-Host: rodan.uu.net

>That's Ralphie, thank you!  :)  Everyone says the Christmas movie (gosh,
>the name escapes me! SexySec, more coffee, please!) with the main character
>named Ralphie who wishes for a Red Ryder Air Rifle is patterned after me...

The movie is _A Christmas Story_.  An all-time classic that had me in 
stiches...My father is exactly like Ralph's.  "Don't forget to drink your
Ovlatine!"  Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

>Puter	puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com	.sig by Generic Labels

Andy the Wandering Mendicant of Love

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From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 17 Aug 92 22:11:53
Organization: Fiends' Guild of ARCland
	<1992Aug17.080544.6680@cs.aukuni.ac.nz>
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In-reply-to: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz's message of Tue, 18 Aug 1992 03:19:49 GMT

Clare clare-ifies:
>lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
>>And I thought I was the only ARCer who kept BosomsErBosons-
>>(HeyThoseKeysAreSideBySideOK?)AndOtherStrangeObjects in the
>>attic...welcome to the club, Clare!
>well actually he has an office on the fifth floor while mine is on the
>first floor. I guess Laser physics is more ivory-towerish than
>computer science.

Ivory makes for poor lasing material.  Other miscellaneous thoughts:

* LaserPhysics concerns the science of ExcitedStates
* Schro'sDinger can't decide to be alive or dead, poor thing
* Max'sPlanck is a rigid-ly defined constant

I can't quite believe I just said all that, but I usually don't
anyways.  (Sorry folks, Chem 1A Final coming up. 8-)

Lexi(Brother,CanYouSpareMeAQuantum?)Fiend
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 21:28:46 EDT
From: <DAM137@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Saying hello

I don't know how many of you still know who I am.

My original arc name is T'Luck, however I know go by Sardis...

I was the man who first came up with the plans for the ARC castle?

If any of this rings a bell for you, then I probably still remember you.

Anyway, I just wanted to say hello to everyone again.  I know I haven't
written anything in about 6 months, but I have been lurking and will,
with luck anyway, be more active in the following few months...

Until then, may happiness guide your life and harm stand in all the empty
places you walk...

Sardis, the Master-Architect, among other things....

DAM137@psuvm.psu.edu                 "Sometimes, even the dragon must win..."
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: pjd@hpespjd.fc.hp.com (Paul Dorweiler)
Subject: Re:    Fireside Story
Keywords:  WHEW!
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Company, Fort Collins, CO
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 05:04:42 GMT

In article <Bt5t6K.76E@uunet.uu.net> ender@shrike.UU.NET (Pete Walsh) writes:
>LisaDi writes:
><a wee bit of story deleted>
>|> The only thing that she noticed was a bare skin rug buy the fireplace with a
>                                         ^^^^^^^^^  Freudian slip?  }=>
><more deleted>
>|> ss was so soft on her bare feet.  Then she spotted it....it was the most beauti
>                         ^^^^  anyone else see a pattern forming here?
><more deleted>
>|> Lisa Marie Dibert.............Applying for membership to the RFA.
>
>In the words of my boss, "Hubba hubba drool drool"

..Seconded!  Someone certainly heated up this place!  Now, what will your
title be, LisaDi??

 
Dohram
Official Hobbes of the RFA (and eternal bachelor...)

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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Catherine a sexy name?
Organization: None, today. Thank you.
Date: Fri, 7 Aug 1992 14:41:23 GMT

> lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) reminds Jules...
>Jules gets exasperated:
>>erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher) shares: 
>>>	Another funny in Julie's sig:
>>>> Julie Malone...AKA...		}   "I don't know much.......
>>ARGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
>>I give up......
>Hey, he's your kid.  Discipline him.  8-)

	(Puter grabs pad and pen and pulls up a chair)

Hey, I gotta learn these new techniques after readin' that Kama-Sutra 
thingy!

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From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Not That I wish to Heave Fish at AnyOne....
Date: 21 Aug 92 09:21:01 GMT
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper


Things I learned in the Video Arcade...

There are Those Pulling the Trigger,
and those Feeding The Quarters and
Editorializing about the KillRatios.....


ciao
drieux



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From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 21 Aug 92 10:28:42
Organization: Fiends' Guild of ARCland
	<1992Aug19.211632.12697@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>
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In-reply-to: rip@sequent.com's message of Fri, 21 Aug 92 01:14:19 GMT

Rip nudges:
>Moi?  Let me see....  [Rip rummages through his Bag'OTricks(tina) and
>comes up with a...] 'Only after you have *alot* of brews!  And it
>helps if they are Terminators, right LF?'

Stout ones, to be precise...and I don't mean fat.  8-)

>Is that OK, 'Chelliebellie? (gonna pay for *that* one!)

Question is: How?  8-)

>rippiewippie

The names that men give themselves...8-)

Lexi(OK,SoLFIsn'tSuchAHotNameEither)Fiend
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: Question for Julie and Steve
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 15:55:19 GMT

HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Carrot cake it is, then.  So be it.) shares: 


>It's not true?  You're *not* 33???

NoNoNo, I'm 33 alright....and have the silver hairs to prove it...although
Steven only has about 3 gray hairs, so maybe that's not a good proof...ok
so I'm rambling...sign of age....



&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
 Julie Malone...AKA...		}   "I don't know much.......
 Grasshopper 			}   but I know I love you.
 PR Agent for Blade		}   That may be, all there is....
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	}   to know."
 FUTURE MRS. JULIE SALTER	}   
 "I will pledge my heart to you }		Email Welcome
 ....forever."			}	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Brunette joke
Organization: None, today. Thank you.
Date: Thu, 6 Aug 1992 15:33:35 GMT

 velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) gives an *evil wink*

>> commando@terapin.com (Jimmy Rennie) tells an oldie, but goodie...

>>Q: What's the difference between a Brunette and the garbage?
>>A: At least the garbage gets taken out once a week!

>That's because us brunettes MUCH prefer staying inside, if you know what I
>mean.  ;)

Well, until one of you get that old "adventurous" feelin'.
	Know what I mean, Vern?

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From: hoff@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Wildfire)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 20:47:42 GMT

HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Carrot cake it is, then.  So be it.) writes:

>Ok, get this: my girlfriend doesn't like live flowers because they die,
>she can't have champagne because she's not 21 (heck, she'd not even 20
>for another 12 days), she can't have chocolate because sugar is a no-no,
>chocolate has caffeine, and unsweetened chocolate tastes like crap (not
>that I'd know), and (and this is the one that hurts me most, I think)
>she just doesn't care much for British humor.
>Granted, the jacuzzi is a good idea, but she was just in one a few
>days ago.  Unfortunately, I was 3,000 miles away at the time.
>Any suggestions?  What should I do?
>Sigh...
>--J.

This is almost too easy.... ;)
Really nice silk flowers, (the real looking ones, not the plastic type) 
sparkling grape juice (imitation champagne....I like Welch's, and if she
doesn't like THAT, there is also stuff like sparling apple juice), and
substitute yogurt stuff for chocolate.  (Yogurt malt balls....yogurt covered
raisins....dunno how much sugar is in there, if it's too much, go for 
carob, which is.......SOMEWHAT....like chocolate without all the sin attached ;)

Although about the humor.....dunno.  Tie her down and make her watch Monty 
Python?  (Although watch out for in the Meaning of Life scene with the guy
in the restaurant who throws up if you have the flu and don't know if and
are currently at a slumber party :( Ahh......the memories....)
And about the jacuzzi....You can NEVER get too much of a jacuzzi if it's
after a long days work, in the middle of winter, or with the one you love. :)

                          -Wildfire-

 And the seeds of love were sown   <>                   -Wildfire-
 And nurtured with desire          <>             hoff@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu
 And when they started to grow     <>           lmh44500@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
 They grew like WILDFIRE!          <> Disclaimer:  Who ME?!?!?! (innocent look)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 15:26:01 GMT

In article <924.9208132115@nags2.nag.co.uk> simon@num-alg-grp.co.uk (Simon Earthrowl) writes:
>Hi all,
>
>As its roll (role) call time, I guess its time to come out of the
>closet.... First I would like to send *BIG HUGS,HUGS,HUGS* to the
>President of the RFA *grovel* and the Good Romantic Witch, also a

Hi Simon!   *Hug*   Please, you don't need to *grovel* 
around me!  Wanna take a spin with me around the area on
my Golden Broom?  It's a beautiful day for it!  If ya
wanna, just hop on behind me!   :-)

>And to all ARCers; I'm making a large chocolate mud pie, with Hagen-Das
>Belgian chocolate ice-cream on top, topped with chocolate vermicelli,
>chocolate sauce and *obligatory* cream. (Why does everyone want cream ?
>- spoils the chocolate...)

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....


>*ring ring* <answers phone> looses sight of pie for one split second -
>*SLURP* <LooksBackInTotalAmazement> Shock horror where did it go ?  Oh
>well, maybe I'll do better next time....
>
>Special mention to Lexi<ThatOneHellOfAGoodIdea>Fiend, but why has this
>StringOfWordsVirus hit most of the other postings? Is it catching ?

Hard to believe Lexi is the GRW's Spiritual Bro, isn't it? 
*chuckle*   Now you know why I ran away from home and took
up with the Great Wizard of the Worlds!   ;-)  

>Simon Earthrowl

           ** Warm Bewitching Welcome Huggs **

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association
Like a Diamond, Her Life has Many Facets

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 22:07:18 -0400 
From: Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: blondes
	<BswAEL.FtF@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>

erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher) writes:
> smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
> 
>         I thought about asking Catherine to interpret this for me...
> It helps that she is German and I can't speak a word of it.
> 
> >Govorit po-nemetskii zdyes nelzya.  Ludye zdyes voobshe ni govoryat
> >po-nemetskii, i tozhe niu govoryat po-russkii.  Poetomu, ya escho ni
> >govoryu po-russkii.  Khorosho?
> 
>         But I don't think I know anyone who might know this kind of
> language.  What the hell is it?  :)
> ---
> Kryst - One who is not fluent in any language.

I think it's Russkie. (Russian)

Richard
Official RoadRunner of RFA
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re:  WOW!
Distribution: world
Date: 21 Aug 92 22:36:57 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <1992Aug21.004549.23913@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>
>I thought Grendal was the name of the creature in Beowulf(sp).  I
>remeber reading a book about the story as veiwed from Grendel's point
>of view.  Imagine a huge, grotesque, lonely creature just wanting
>affection, and being chased out of town by flame wielding townfolk....

Wrong again baby boy! The person who guesses the Grendel gets a prizzzze.
--

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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: My title.....
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 01:14:07 GMT

In article <92231.084011LMD5@psuvm.psu.edu> <LMD5@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>I think I like the title of the Official Ballonist as my head is always in the
>clouds daydream of floating in the sky and being romanced and romancing back...
>As a little girl, I was always fascinated with Hot Air Balloons...no I just
>fantisize about them!
>
>===============================================================================
>Lisa Marie Dibert
>Official Ballonist for the RFA
>'whenever you see a balloon, think of me'

Soundes good to me!  Welcome to the club!

I remember in June I took my kids to a festival type thing here in
Beaverton.  One of the major attractions was that on the last night
they inflated a bunch of hotair balloons and then they 'fired' them.
They both were impressed and thought it was great.  It was neat to see
the flashes of all the different colors.  Would have been better to
have had someone special to share it with....

SHK's

rip
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Success
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 13:18:44 GMT


Hello Arc World!   For some reason, when you finger my 
login, my .plan doesn't show up (it does here at Purdue,
so go figure!)  Anyway, because of some interest, I am
posting my version of Success.  Have a great Day!!


		 	     SUCCESS

  	 	     To laugh often and much;
  to win the respect of intelligent people and affection of children;
    	      to earn the appreciation of honest critics 
  	       and endure the betrayal of false friends;
           to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others;
      to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child,
	     a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
   to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
		     This is to have succeeded.


Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association
Like a Diamond, Her Life has Many Facets

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Question for Julie and Steve
Date: 18 Aug 92 11:38:45
Organization: Fiends' Guild of ARCland
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In-reply-to: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu's message of Tue, 18 Aug 1992 18:01:17 GMT

'Chelle 'chounds the alarm:
>** FEMALE SUPPORT ALERT!! **
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Is this, like, something you wear around your chest?  [Audience
groans.]  'CHADDAP!  8-)

>Y'know, in high school it was always my "job" to tell my friends that they
>weren't fat when they said they were.

We've all had that "job", 'Chelle, with variations in 'chubject matter...

>But I have to say, IN ALL HONESTY, Jules, that your bod could beat
>hell out of a LOT of 20 yr old bods.  I've seen you in that swimsuit,
>remember.  ;)

Well, 'che 'chure can beat hell out of mine, and where dem pixs?  8-)

Lexi(ARCvillainWithA'ChpareTire)Fiend
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 21 Aug 92 14:43:49 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Aug20.015649.9856@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>
>rip(candylittlegirl?)
     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You sure you don't own a Harley?   That's what the
Harley guys are always saying to me, teasingly!  :)

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association
Like a Diamond, Her Life has Many Facets

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Carrot cake it is, then.  So be it.)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 18 Aug 92 05:16:00 GMT
Organization: Lafayette College
Originator: news@lafcol

In article <Bt4quF.2qI@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) writes:
>smccoy@dw3f.ess.harris.com (Scott McCoy) shares:
>
>
>>I believe women do not receive enough flowers from their
>>men, that champagne, chocolate, and jacuzzi's are a good
>>thing, and that John Cleese is the funniest man alive!


Ok, get this: my girlfriend doesn't like live flowers because they die,
she can't have champagne because she's not 21 (heck, she'd not even 20
for another 12 days), she can't have chocolate because sugar is a no-no,
chocolate has caffeine, and unsweetened chocolate tastes like crap (not
that I'd know), and (and this is the one that hurts me most, I think)
she just doesn't care much for British humor.

Granted, the jacuzzi is a good idea, but she was just in one a few
days ago.  Unfortunately, I was 3,000 miles away at the time.

Any suggestions?  What should I do?

Sigh...

--J.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Subject: Re: Question for Julie and Steve
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 19:50:19 GMT
Organization:  I'm part of a massive Blonde Conspiracy

In article <18AUG92.17871370.0015@lafibm.lafayette.edu> HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Carrot cake it is, then.  So be it.) writes:
>In article <Bt6n0M.ACz@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) writes:
>
>>Well, Jeffrey, when my most handsome fiance tells the entire world that I
>>have the body of a 20 years old at the age of 33 (which is not true), then
>>I'll forgive him of anything else.  That's the way it works......
>
>It's not true?  You're *not* 33???

Nope...she's 42...;)

>--Jeffrey

   Tyger
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      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break