From: cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll)
Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo,alt.wpi.negativland.subgenii.for.rent,alt.cascade,alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die,alt.lwaxana-troi.die.die.die,alt.fan.dan-simms,alt.sex.carebears
Subject: Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Where has this thing gone?
Date: 16 Oct 92 03:57:49 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

AVERNON1@ua1vm.ua.edu (Andrew Vernon) writes:
>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>>>>} cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>} >feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>} >>} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes...
>>>>>} >>} >espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
>>>>>} >>} >>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>} >>} }>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
>>>>>} >>} }>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>>>>} >>} }>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer)
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent)
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) write
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) w
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Lin
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) write
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casc
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blocka
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coca
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans b
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain.
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>>>>>} >>} }>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>>>>>} >>} }>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>>>>>} >>} }>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>>>>>} >>} }>Ya know, I miss Jane.
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>Isnt that a shame?
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme!
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>This is a terrible crime!
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!"  he chimed.
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine.
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>thats it...im drawing a line
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime?
>>>>>} >>} >>>>>im means im--im talking like a mime
>>>>>} >>} >>>>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime
>>>>>} >>} >>>Vats of wine shant be consumed before their time.
>>>>>} >>} >>UN chief U Thant will be fumed on November 9.
>>>>>} >>} >You admit you cant bill me--i should know you amber slime!
>>>>>} >>} Two gits want to pee--on you. You are slain.
>>>>>} >>Four hits and you'll see--the light.  You are vain.
>>>>>} >Obits for your brother.  He--is dead.  You are Cain.
>>>>>} Submit to your mother, filled with bread -- you're in pain.
>>>>>Defeat your brother, you'll be glad -- then insane.
>>>>Get hit on by another wearing plaid-- you'll get lain.
>>>Something made my lose my lunch as a lad-- Conrad Bain.
>>Don't throw a punch if you're mad--complain.
>This whole damn thing is becoming quite inane.
The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.

(OK, so it's not original, but I'm surprised no one else added it
yet.)

-- 
Chuck Carroll					      cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
"Counselor Troi, do you sense anything from this 'Stimpy?'"
"I sense extreme stupidity...wait, there's something else...
I feel...Happy Happy Happy, Joy Joy Joy!"
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