HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Short Notice
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 22:33:42 GMT

>>>>>.>>>>What is Aka.......
>>>>>.>>>Jamesa aka <--- This is!
>>No, it isn't!
>Will that be 5 minutes or the full half-hour?

That was never 5 minutes just now...

>>>>>.>>Chris <--- I didn't think that the spelling had changed.  Thanks for
>>>>>.>>informing us all.
>>>>>.>Jamus <--- No prob. Public Service and all that rot. (what rot?) That rot!
>>>>>What rot?  It's that smelly, discoloured stuff I just ate. [burp]
>>>>Hey!! I was saving that for a special occasion!!
>>>>Now where am I gonna get a Salmon Moose on such short notice?
>>Salmon Moose bites can be very nasty... A moose bit my sister once.
>My sister bit a salmon once...

I bit my sister once...

>>> I'd rather have mine on a plate.  It's so much less messier that way, and the
>>> short notice is still readable afterwards.
>>If it's a short notice, you can read it before you put the moose
>>on it.  If it's long, you cut it into little bits and fry it up
>>with a little Worcestershire sauce.
>Well, it's just that (pause) I'd rather eat Johnson, sir.

But he's not koshir!

>>>>>.Chris <--- If it's rotten, throw it out!  Or feed it to Jos.
>>>>>Dan <--- Sorry mate, but I can't give it to the Jos as I just finished
>>>>>it.  Mebbe we could find some moldy cheese or a bloated carp for the
>>>>>little guy, he must be famished.
>>>>James <=== Nope. Fresh out of cheese. It's not much of a cheese shop is it?
>>> Meetch aka Finest in the district sir!
>>Andrew aka it's very clean!
>James <=== OH! The cat's eaten it!
Ratboy <--Tell me about it! I barely got away! lost a whisker too!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: St. Jester's Day
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 17:18:21 GMT

In article <BvE9An.4vF@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>
jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
 
>
>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (JW) coughs up phlegm:
>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jestie) goes on and on about tea and how they don't make it properly here, do they:
>}>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (Jamie) enjoys being cut up into little pieces:
>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) vents his righteous fury:
>}>}>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Dead Meat!!!!) insults me one last time:
>}>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (St. Jester) flies off the handle all too easily:
>}>}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
>}>}>}>}>Silly person.  There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless you
>}>}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
>}>}>}>}I object!  Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
>}>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
>}>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>}>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>}>}>}>on the street......
>}>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>}>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>}>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>}>}Oh? I thought you already *had* a bad name...
>}>well bring that little fact into account....
>}>look....i have had it iwht you..time to
>}>call in the heavy artillery.......MOM!!!!
>}Quit calling me that! I hate being called that!
>
>well then don't whip me so hard and force-feed my lima beans.
>
>}>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>}>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  I'll post the plans if there is intrest!
>}>}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>}>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>}>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>}>}Jamus allies Nothing! My posts ar alwus prefect!!
>}>Editor Jester squig and where did you learn to spell????
>}James fnork I bin too collej!
>Editor Jester squig which one?? it desperately needs to be burned down.
>Chris aka Nah.  Just send down a massive computer virus into their mainframe.
 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu
Subject: RE: Get the comfy chair !
Organization: Clark University
Date: 7 OCT 92 00:14:19 GMT

In a previous article, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) hammers
nails into Jester's skull while singing the following (to the tune of
"Bess, You is My Woman Now"):
> 
>In article <6OCT92.00455306@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
>|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!spool.mu.edu!yale.edu!qt.cs.utexas.edu!news.Brown.EDU!noc.near.net!black.clarku.edu!vax.clarku.edu!jsarna
>|> From: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu
>|> Subject: RE: Get the comfy chair !
>|> Message-ID: <6OCT92.00455306@vax.clarku.edu>
>|> Sender: news@black.clarku.edu (USENET News System)
>|> Organization: Clark University
>|> References: <750@idanm.pfbs.philips.se> <1992Oct2.052411.298@tamsun.tamu.edu> <1992Oct2.181157.28764@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> <3OCT92.21402079@vax.clarku.edu> <1992Oct5.143105.2935@wkuvx1.bitnet>
>|> Date: Mon, 5 Oct 92 20:45:53 GMT+5:00
>|> Lines: 35
>|> 
>|> In a forthcoming article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet summarizes Proust:
>|> >In article <3OCT92.21402079@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>|> >> In a previous article, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) 
>|> >> foams at the mouth and falls over backwards:
>|> >>>>> **********************************************************************
>|> >>>>>* The views expressed in this article do not reflect the views of any  *
>|> >>>>>* organisation or person except my own.                                *
>|> >>>>>*                                                                      *
>|> >>>>>* "Did I ask too much, more than a lot?,                               *
>|> >>>>>* You gave me nothing, now that's all that I've got"  U2               *
>|> >>>>> **********************************************************************
>|> >>> 
>|> >>>>Hmmm. The U2 quote seems rather relevent to this posting, I believe.
>|> >>> 
>|> >>>>Ratboy aka has nothing to say.
>|> >>>James <=== same here
>|> >> Well, if you held these views up to a mirror, they'd certainly reflect then,
>|> >> wouldn't they?  HA!!  You never thought of that, did you?  Well, You'd better
>|> >> think more carefully the next time you write one of those poxy disclaimers, 
>|> >> eh?
>|> >> 
>|> >> 					peace,
>|> >> 					Fievel
>|> >WEll now. Rat-bashing are we? What if I claimed to be ineligible to
>|> >claim the disclaimer that was claimed before I started to claim
>|> >disclaimers? What if I made sense every once in a while....
>|> >		Love and all that for those who need it....
>|> >			Gina
>|> >> 
>|> Pardon me, but it's my God-given right to bash rats if I want to!  
>|> BTW, according to my records, your policy states that no claim you ever
>|> make will be paid.
>|> 				piece,
>|> 				Fievel
>|> 
>|> 
>is it also OK to have rash bats hanging about?
> 
>			
By all means, but if your cats crash, I refuse to accept responsibility.

				fleece,
				Fievel
From: jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Song Lyrics
Date: 6 Oct 1992 14:35:00 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Vermin D. Pestilent)
NNTP-Posting-Host: thor.ins.cwru.edu


Does anyone have the complete lyrics for the Dennis Moore song? I only
remember the verse that goes, "Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, et cetera, et
cetera."

I also need:
	Sheet music for the tune played in the background of the Cheese
		Shop Sketch
	A tin of Spam
	The Maltese Falcon
	Queen Elizabeth II in a light white wine sauce
	A teaspoonful of neutronium
	The naughty bits of a lady

that is, if it's not too much trouble.

Vermin ralph with a bag of things
From: daniel@soc14.acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Words to "69" song, misc. ramblings.
Date: 3 Oct 92 19:02:23 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.213936.3692@wvnvms.wvnet.edu>, un027054@wvnvms.wvnet.edu writes:
|> First of all, right off the bat, isn't Python the tits??  Second, I have a
|> question, also regarding song lyrics.  What is the last line of "Sit on my
|> Face", right after the line "Life can be fine if we both 69..."??    


"Life can be fine
If we're both 69,
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And then, we'll be blown away!"

T. Daniel Crawford
Center for Computational Quantum Chemistry
University of Georgia
Athens, GA 30602
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: and now these massages
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 06 Oct 92 00:45:20 GMT

(James Willer) scratches head, muttering:
>(Jester) orders 15 communist revolutions:
>>(ratboy) writes:
>>}>}>}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
>>}>}>}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
>>}>}>}Right! I'm calling my lawyer! 
>>}>}>whats his name??? and does he like men?
>>}>}Of course not! He likes goats.
>>}>shaved or unshaved????? with or without horns
>>}He likes unshaved real raw dead goat...gotta escape prosecution...
>>so i noticed.....but i will rat to inspector clitoris.
>Oh? has the good constable been promoted?
>How could I have missed that?
You didn't miss it.  Inspector clitoris is the good constable's seventh cousin,
thrice removed, suspended six times and expelled from four institutions for the
criminally insane.

>>}>}>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
>>}>}>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
>>}>}>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
>>}>}>}>this means war....
>>}>}>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
>>}>}>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
>>}>}>waterbaloons..
>>}>}Does that include my bazooka too? It looks like a waterbaloon from a distance
>>}>well..i guess...but don't point that thing at me.
>>}Hey! It has a mind of its own...
>>yes..its aimed at my mind..now quit it!!!!!
>Quick! get Mr. Neutron!! He'll know what to do!!!
Aim a little more to the left!!

>>}>}>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>>}>}>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>>}>}>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>>}>}>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>>}>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>}>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>}>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>}>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>}Ratboy aka do I have to?
>>Jester squig...err.....no?
>E Jams fjord What is the meaning of this?
Meetch akak Mattress !
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: v132l9p6@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel A Gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Anyone ... ?
Date: 4 Oct 92 03:58:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <5361@balrog.ctron.com>, lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence) writes...
>Anyone interested in discussing the struggle of class against class?
>Or ... did I dream it?
> 
>Anyway, don't forget to read the fine print so you can be sure to
>get your free Book-Of-The-Month Club Dung. Act now and get a free

All I have to say is: "Your mother was a hamster and your father
smelled of elderberries!"

That is all. Rejoice.

-Spud
>dead indian with the purchase of the Neeto gas cooker.
> 
>Am I the only one who dreams of rolling around in a vat of chocolate
>pudding, nude with Carol Cleveland?
> 
> 
>					Mrs. Load-In-My-Britches
>					(having trouble with eggs)
>					Not the Minister of Civil Affairs
>					Ravenhead, The Runningsores
>					London, SW2
> 
>P.S. Could we make that low-calorie chocolate pudding?
> 
>Agnes? Did you see who just moved in next door?
>Yes. Black as the ace of spades they were.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Short Notice
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 07:18:32 GMT


>>>>>>>>>>.>>>>What is Aka.......
>>>>>>>>>>.>>>Jamesa aka <--- This is!
>>>>>>>No, it isn't!
>>>>>>Will that be 5 minutes or the full half-hour?
>>>>>That was never 5 minutes just now...
>>>>Yes it was... it was just wearing a very good disguise.
>>>Ah, I see...well it isn't particularly silly is it?
>>Well you ain't seen the colour of it's nose yet.
>That don't enter into it... what I'm looking for is sex appeal...where's Lisa?
Um... which one of her. Top or bottom? 
--Orright mate. You're nicked!

>>>>>>>>>>.>>Chris <-- I didn't think that the spelling had changed.  Thanks for
>>>>>>>>>>.>>informing us all.
>>>>>>>>>>.>Jamus <--- No prob. Public Service and all that rot. That rot!
>>>>>>>>>>What rot?  It's that smelly, discoloured stuff I just ate. [burp]
>>>>>>>>>Hey!! I was saving that for a special occasion!!
>>>>>>>>>Now where am I gonna get a Salmon Moose on such short notice?
>>>>>>>Salmon Moose bites can be very nasty... A moose bit my sister once.
>>>>>>My sister bit a salmon once...
>>>>>I bit my sister once...
>>>>Atlantic. (or was it twice?)
>>>Pacific. (I thought it was a baker's dozen)
>>Nope. Just 12. Are you Hugh?
>Rats have no hue...got tint though...but certainly no value.
Well I wouldn't say that... they're good for cleaning up in
condos... or is that abatoirs?

>>>>>>>> I'd rather have mine plate. It's so much less messier that way, and the
>>>>>>>> short notice is still readable afterwards.
>>>>>>>If it's a short notice, you can read it before you put the moose
>>>>>>>on it.  If it's long, you cut it into little bits and fry it up
>>>>>>>with a little Worcestershire sauce.
>>>>>>Well, it's just that (pause) I'd rather eat Johnson, sir.
>>>>>But he's not koshir!
>>>>Of course he's not. He's Peter. I would have thought you'd know the
>>>>crew by now! 
>>>Of course I do! Wait...this isn't the Titanic!
>><blub>
>Heeeeeeey! Where did you get that loverly iceberg? I haven't seen one that nice
>since glub glub glub....
<blub> <it's nice and> <blub> <big, isn't i...

>>>>>>>>>>.Chris <--- If it's rotten, throw it out!  Or feed it to Jos.  
>>>>>>>>>>Dan <-- Sorry mate, but I can't give it to the Jos as I just finished 
>>>>>>>>>>it.  Mebbe we could find some moldy cheese or a bloated carp for the 
>>>>>>>>>>little guy, he must be famished.
>>>>>>>>>James  Nope. Fresh out of cheese. It's not much of a cheese shop is it?
>>>>>>>> Meetch aka Finest in the district sir!
>>>>>>>Andrew aka it's very clean!
>>>>>>James <=== OH! The cat's eaten it!
>>>>>Ratboy <--Tell me about it! I barely got away! lost a whisker too!
>>>>MSNio >> (00Nio ???)
>>>Ratboy >>> Seargent
>>mNSiosdfkjshfjhsakdjfhasjaka
>Ratboyohboyohboyohboyohboy!
Me.
Noims.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Where's the guys?
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 11:33:54 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.170635.11503@newscan.canada.sun.com>
ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
 
>
>
>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>> So what happened to all the rugulars while I was gone?
>> Where's Meetch and lisa and Tia and Ratboy? Oh...here I am...
>> Was I gone *that* long?
>>
>> Ratboy akak Where *am* I?
>>
>>
>1994.  The UN have taken over the world, led by Cardinal Richelieu's
>great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter, Ashley
>Richelieu.  She took over in a bloodless coup that involved the former
>secretary-general, some Polaroids and 2 sheep.
>
>So far the new regime has been benevolent, but we are required to say
>or write the phrase "Oh, migod!" at least every 10 minutes.
>
>Our primary religion is Pythonterianism, which started after someone
>noticed that the initials of our Lord, John Cleese, and the former "lord"
><sniff> were exactly the same.  It is universal law now that whenever two
>or more people are gathered together that they do the cheeseshop sketch.
>(I've come over all peckish!)
>
>PKT aka welcome, stranger!
Chris aka On second thought, let's not go to the UN.  It is a silly place.
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: St. Jester's Day
Keywords: worship me...not!!!!
Date: 29 Sep 92 16:52:01 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jestie) goes on and on about tea and how they don't make it properly here, do they:
>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (Jamie) enjoys being cut up into little pieces:
>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) vents his righteous fury:
>}>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Dead Meat!!!!) insults me one last time:
>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (St. Jester) flies off the handle all too easily:
>}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
>}>}>}>Silly person.  There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless you
>}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
>}>}>}I object!  Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>}>}>on the street......
>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>}Oh? I thought you already *had* a bad name...
>well bring that little fact into account....
>look....i have had it iwht you..time to 
>call in the heavy artillery.......MOM!!!!

Quit calling me that! I hate being called that!

>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  I'll post the plans if there is intrest!
>}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>}Jamus allies Nothing! My posts ar alwus prefect!!
>Editor Jester squig and where did you learn to spell????
James fnork I bin too collej!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: and now these massages
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 16:44:03 GMT

jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>}>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
>>}>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
>>}>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
>>}>}>this means war....
>>}>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
>>}>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
>>}>waterbaloons..
>>}Does that include my bazooka too? It looks like a waterbaloon from a distance.
>>well..i guess...but don't point that thing at me.
>What yer mean like this? (FWOOOSH!) oops. (big KaBOOM)
>Sorry, mate. Didna mean ta toast yer, like 'at.

hm..methinks me just answered this b4 in the previous post....

>>}>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>>}>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>>}>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>>}>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>E Jams <=== No. I won't. I refuse to. (Oh, Damn! I said it!!)
Jester aka hahahahI caught you..now 30 lashes with a wet noodle...


-- 
I am the chill that runs down your spine.
I am the surprise in your cereal box.
I am the hair on the lens of your projector.
I am the metal key on the sardine can of justice.
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: parrot sketch
Date: 30 Sep 92 19:11:59 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <1992Sep29.231329.20035@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> 
	djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) did say :

->
->>->>->> Pag smurf this is an ex-parrot
 I never used smurf no no no no no no
->>->>->Does it talk?
->>->>->Andrew smurf obviously not!
->>->>Pag smurf no but the slug does..
->>->Lisa smurf I'd like to buy a license for Eric, my pet slug.....
->>Pag smurf that'll be 74 pounds please. Otherwise we send round the slug
->>        detector van.
->dave smurf Just try it you feind!  See if you get past the
->salt lick.  Oh my, there goes Eric.
->Never Mind.
Pag aka I hate smurfs....eps. on toast
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: I'm baaack.
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 23:55:58 GMT

>>I made it back. I have 460 articles to read, and I'll probably end up reading
>>every single one of them. And that's just in this group. What fun! I had a
>>good time, and am currently sitting over a deep pit in the earth. My physics
>>book has a question relating to a pendulum over the pits of hell. A sense of
>>humor, yes. have a delightful day.
>>
>>-- Sal a-a I haven't recieved my license to aka yet. I'm not 25 yet.
>Chris aka Great!  I'll put the oven on!
Ratboy aka Wait! I gotta get out first. I'm done...NEXT! 

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu
Subject: RE: new topic
Organization: Clark University
Date: 5 OCT 92 16:28:27 GMT

In Chapter 12 of _The Communist Manifesto_, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
raves maniacally:
>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
> 
>Vote for your top 3 fav's and I will tabulate
>the winner in one week......
> 
>Just something to still the boredom....

I CAST MY VOTE FOR FIEVEL (ie: myself) with a vote for Jester as
vice-favorite a.f.m.per!
Send campaign contributions to...
					Fievel For Favorite
					48 Bastard Lane
					Eroticgerbils, MO
					90125
Remember...A vote for Fievel is a vote!
From: ifaq570@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Allen Kitchen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lest we forget ...
Date: 6 Oct 92 03:01:13 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin


	Yes, it is truly a sad thing that the youth of today will never have
a chance to know of the great works of  Johann Gambolputty de von
Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-
dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-
knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-
bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-
weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schonendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher
von Hautkopft of Ulm, who was of course the son of Sigfreid Gambolputty de von
Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-
dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-
knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-
bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-
weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schonendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher
von Hautkopft of Ulm and his lovely wife    Ida.
	Nay, the childern of today and tomorrow will never hear of the 
earliest works he did, when as a small boy he had but a dirty finger to 
write with . At the tender age of 3 he composed his first full-length
work: "The Flight of the Gerbils".  Sadly, the gerbils did not fly very
well, and they and the music decomposed rather quickly.  But the basic
theme was stolen by Little Snotty Wagner, who lived next door.  Wagner later
went on to compose "The Flight of the Valkeries", but those of us who know
our music history see Wagner for who he truly is... a wet-bottomed 4 year
old brat who didn't eat his veggies and placed lead weights on the gerbils
next door!
	

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