HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: FACES OF DEATH
Summary: Fear and Trembling and Sickness Until Death
Date: 14 Apr 92 21:36:38 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA



	       On Death and Dying in Various Newsfroups



talk.bizarre:

When making that final leap into the maws of the volcano is there a
preferred dive or should I just jump right in?  Oh, and should I get a
life first or would a clue do?


rec.arts.startrek.misc:

If someone died on the Enterprise could they remake them with the
transporter from saved images or simulate them good enough in the
holodeck?  Where do Vulcans go when they die?  I hope Weasley dies
soon!


rec.arts.comics:

When someone dies is it best to use polypropolene or polyethelene body
bags?  And for backing boards, obviously acid-free is best, but do I
use one with each bag or one every two or three bodies (I stack them
vertically)?


rec.pets:

when my fish dies I just flush him but what about my pet poodle?  I
don't want to spend the money on a pet semitary.


alt.evil:

whats the best way to kill a cat?  I tried lots of ways but I want to
see if any aussies have a better way.  BTW I drew pentagrams so the
neighborhood thinks its a satanic cult!


alt.sex:

ALL FAGGOTTS MUST DIE!


misc.test:

What is this group for?
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11121 soc.singles:11192 alt.sex:14409 alt.peeves:7979
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.singles,alt.sex,alt.peeves
Subject: Re: More helpful Hints
From: mike@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Mike Batchelor)
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 11:10:11 PDT
Organization: The Batchelor Pad

margoli@watson.ibm.com (Larry Margolis) writes:

> In  <1992Apr11.231833.11704@wetware.com>  drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just dr
> >
> > Never start with:
> >
> > "And Now to Do the 'Sex Stuff'."
> 
> Really - much better to start with "Shall we forward to the foreplay?"
> We don't ask "Are we ready for the sex stuff yet?" until much later...

And if you're into dominance, you can simply make an announcement,
perhaps on a PA system:

"THE FOREPLAY WILL NOW COMMENCE.  I REPEAT, THE FOREPLAY WILL NOW
COMMENCE."



[] ---
[] Mike Batchelor -- mike@batpad.lgb.CA.US -- cerritos.edu!batpad!mike
[] Long Beach, California
[] TNG Quote: "You were travelling in close formation at over 80,000 kph, only
[] 10 meters from Cadet Albert, and you didn't even know his orientation?!?"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: CyperSpouse
Date: 7 Apr 92 18:45:50 GMT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

it occurs to me that, if t.b. is like jacking into the matrix, then
i'm quite content to stay in my bathtub poking dead determinants around
with my index finger.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | wolfpack, silver, down to the water             |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew palfreyman@cup.portal.com   |
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From: dise@fog.cs.odu.edu (Aegis)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 20 Q's
Date: 8 Apr 92 14:43:19 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.1992Apr8.144319.1426
Organization: DUBL-D Enterprises, Inc.

In article <1992Apr8.020751.856@news.cs.brandeis.edu> st910131@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>Let's play 20 questions....
>if you think that's stupid just skip this message...Otherwise humor me!
>
>I'm thinking of the name of my college roomate's home town.
>
>Now this may take some teamwork......
>I will answer all replies daily with a simple Yes or No after the question.
>I'm new on this board and I want to find out how persistent you people are,
>and also how bored you get.
>
>You have until April 16th to figure it out!
>
>by the way I'll answer not just 20 but up to 20,000 questions ... Yup, I'm
>that bored.
>
>						Wile E. Coyote

echo 'DOES HE COME FROM HELL???' > it
repeat 20000 mail st910131@pip.cc.brandeis.edu < it 

			--Aegis

-- 
I have a basket hanging in my room, just thought I'd tell you . . .
I'll think what I damn well please, you certainly get away with it!!
"...And among the system's many undocumented features is one that reboots..."
Warning!  Someone reset alt.binaries.pictures.erotica--assuming nothing read.
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Good names for heavy metal bands
Date: 12 Apr 92 21:54:37 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

The Tremulous Pansies.

				--Blair
				  "Woulda been Freddie Mercury's
				   new band, once Glam-Rock made
				   its inevitable comeback on the
				   heels of Trash Disco and Jimmy
				   Buffett, had he lived..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: So it's come to this, has it? Yep.
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Technology, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 17:23:24 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.104025.28493@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
=In <11084@borg.cs.unc.edu> state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State) writes:

=>> speaking of what it's come to, however, recently
=>> this restaurant opened up in my area called "Hooters."
=>> and yes, the "OO" is a caricature of a pair of tits.
=>> and yes, they sell t-shirts, and have wet t-shirt
=>> contests.

=>I WANT TO LIVE WHERE GYPSY LIVES!  I WANT TO LIVE WHERE GYPSY LIVES!

=You *do* live where Gypsy lives, for all intents and purposes.  There's
=a "Hooters" in Raleigh.  Go.  Enjoy.  Become frustrated.

There's one here, too, about five minutes from my house. Always packed,
seems like. 

Oddly enough, their logo is an owl, with the "OO" superimposed over the
eyes....

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chariman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Always remember, that someone, somewhere, is making a product that will
make your product obselete." Georges Doriot, founder of American R & D.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew Fields)
Subject: Re: LOOK, MA, I'M A MORON was (Re: Ken vs Gypsy, CJ and other)
Organization: University of Michigan EECS Dept., Ann Arbor
Date: Sun, 5 Apr 1992 23:00:27 GMT

In article <1992Apr5.200517.2913@cs.rose-hulman.edu> waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby) writes:
>In article <1992Apr4.192009.24383@zip.eecs.umich.edu> fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu  

>What, are you going to kill everyone on this thread?
Nope. Just shoved them.
And created a smart filter to detect when RICHH is going to
turn fire-engine red so I switch my monitor into 4-bit color and really
make it dramatic.

>  I think it's safe to say  
>everyone has the same attitude.
Speak for yourself if you have one.
>--
>Just put the whole dictionary in your killfile
Sure.  Let's put Van Nostrands' and Warriners' and the OED and the Unix manual
and The New Groves and Wand's Discrete Structures in the kill file.
After all, EVERYone works on a gigaflops system with terrabyte disks.

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and has a staff of 400 21-year old cute little key-punchers to get the stuff
in (Real Users Don't User OCR).
From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: recipe for perfect disaster
Date: 9 Apr 92 05:42:58 GMT
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
How long can cj procrastinate?  Two chapters need
revising.  Production has the entire rest of the
book.  The deadline is, let's see, Friday.  What
is the absolute last minute I can dawdle till?
At what moment will the pressure blow the safety
valve & move me to action?

---
c j silverio
and her advanced time management techniques
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mnowosel@volt.UVic.CA (Michael  Nowoselski)
Subject: Are you going...
Organization: University of Victoria, Victoria, BC, Canada
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 92 19:37:07 GMT



	  ... to Scarborough Fair?



---------------------------------------------------------------
               Margaret Thatcher is a Babe!
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ON TAMIL NADU CM & TALK OF TERRORISM ON THE NET
Date: 7 Apr 92 15:04:12 GMT
Article-I.D.: magnolia.NJ.92Apr7100412
	<ku1ob5INNb6f@koh-sun12.usc.edu> <1992Apr07.134057.164132@cs.cmu.edu>
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu

ON TAMIL NADU CM.  TALK OF TERRORISM ON THE NET.  "What is this
stuff?"  I said.  "Dunno," she shrugged, picking up another book:
CASCADE FROM HELL.  "How's that one?"  "Moderately clever, for about
five lines," she said; "How's yours?"  I was holding SORRY FOR THE
INCONVENIENCE.  "About the same.  Come on, let's get out of here."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Subject: Re: Stewie, this is your life!
Keywords: shitstool fuckaduck maggotcockeatingshithead snotsucking
Followup: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.tasteless
Organization: Computer Services Centre, Australian National University
Date:  9 Apr 92 05:32:07 GMT

whoami@hostname (OH CHRIST IVE FUKKIN CUM!!!!!!!!!!) writes:

>STEWIE AT BIRTH:
>Stewie's Butt-Mom:  UNGNGGGG AARGG WUH WUH RARASDADRSFSDGDFVFV
>Doctor: It's a boy!
>Stewie: Of course its a boy you dimwit fuckhead smeg cheese sucking
>        gobbet of hemhorroidal tissue, I've got a goddammed fucking
>        plainasyourcrustypuswateryeyescansee dick you pimply excuse for a
>        cocksucking fistyourselfwiththecadaversinmedschool nerd geek!  Now
>        get down and suck my dick and watch the placenta.

>STEWIE AT SCHOOL:
>Teacher: Hello class, we have a new student today!  Please say hello to
>         Melvin Gladstone!
>Melvin: Hi everybody!
>Class: Hi Melvin!
>Stewie: MELVIN WHAT A SORRY ASS FUCKIN EXCUSE FOR A LOSER NERD CUNTFACE
>        SHITEATING MAGGOTSTENCH NEEDLEDICK.  I BET IF YOU EVER REACH
>        PUBERTY YOULL JACK OFF TO NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MAGAZINES AND POP
>        YOUR PIZZAFACE CLEARASLIME PUSTULENT ZITS UNTIL THE PAGES GET
>        STICKY AND YOU HAVE TO LICK IT OFF WITH YOUR SLIMY BOOGER SLICK
>        TONGUE TO SEE THE SAGGING WATER BUFFALO HIPPOTITS UNTIL YOUR MOTHER
>        COMES IN THE ROOM AND VOMITS WETLY ALL OVER YOUR PINHEAD PRIDE AND
>        FUCKIN JOY LAME-ASS SHITFORBRAINS ATTEMPT AT SMUT.  NOW LICK IT UP!!!!

>STEWIE AT HOME:
>Stewie's Mommary: Hi honey, how was your day?
>Stewie: Fuck you you anally violated yogurt infected crotchrotsnot slut.
>        Im surprised Im an only child, to look at your mammoth putrid crater
>        of a diseased syphallictic 3-liter economammary twat it fucking looks
>        like youve had the Peoples fuckin Republic of China squeezing and
>        clawing their way out of your mangy gangrenous maw.

>STEWIE IN LOVE:
>Stewie's lardwench: Oooh darling, please say those three little words to me!
>Stewie: bloatedcolon pustulentshitboil titcancerwank

>STEWIE THE DADDY:
>Stewie's blubberson: Daddy, why did the squirrel have to die?
>Stewie: Look you little cretinous snot-nosed spunk, as if it were any of
>        your fuckin pinhead bushiness that little fucktoothed rattyass escapee
>        from a horny taxidermist decided to put his useless little empty head
>        underneath Daddys fuckin brand spankin new Michelins and have his slimy
>        shitencrusted gentrails squirted out of his rectumpusslimed asshole
>        when I ran the little shitface over!  Godammit I knew I shouldnta
>        used such a fukkin cheap-ass rubber.  Fuck off.

>STEWIE BY HIMSELF:
>Stewie: Now where is my BrightStar Care-Bear and the tub of rancid Crisco?


>I love it moremoremore

>whoami@hostname

>"Hi Melvin! I'd like to be your friend too even though you can't e-mail me!"

unbelievably, this is my favorite post of the past five minutes.

cut it out roger.

josh
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.drugs
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: Re: fun with inhalants
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 03:16:22 GMT

In article <c315-30.703164559@manning> c315-30@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald  
Oskoboiny) writes:
>In ALT.DRUGS, fordam@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Andrew M Ford) writes:
>
>>At the beginning of this school year me and a friend were looking to get  
>>high real bad, so we decided to try modle glue. At first it was bad  
>>because the manufacturer put some mustard seed in the glue to discourage  
>>inhaling it, but we still managed to.  After inhaling about one tube a  
>>piece, we were pretty fucked up. No visuals or anything real intense, but  
>>just an extremely euphoric feeling.  Anybody out there ever try glue or  
>>any other type of inhalant, and were they any good? Also, any body heard  
>>of someone frying their brains from doing thisy type of shit.
>
>10 bucks to anyone who posts this to soc.culture.arabic.
>
>--
>Gerald


Holy shit, that's Andy!  Way to talk, man!

--
I fried my brain and it wasn't funny
over hard but a little runny
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10404 alt.tasteless:4367
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: An idea whose time has come
Date: 7 Apr 92 20:05:52 GMT
Followup-To: alt.tasteless
Organization: t.b

wms@iwarp.intel.com (William Shubert) writes:
>    I knew one girl whose crotch smelled exactly like band-aids...you know,
> kinda plasticky and sterilized.  It was real weird and a little bit
> nauseating.  And yes, I have since tried turning myself on by sniffing
> band-aids, but it doesn't work.

     You can't just open a tin of band-aids
and sniff them, dumbshit.

     First you have to get a Penthouse and
open it to a nice picture.  Then you put
a band-aid on your nose right over the
nostrils and stick your nose in the crotch
of the woman in the picture.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mjs@kepler.unh.edu (Speaker to Robots)
Subject: Victorian Negligees  (Was:  Freudian Slips)
Organization: ScreechHog Utilities, Inc.
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 14:00:45 GMT

In article <R4XqiB11w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentes
is) writes:
>fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew Fields) writes:
>> In article <1992Apr4.165003.1@zodiac.rutgers.edu> paanderson@zodiac.rutgers.
e

>> >Dedicated to defeating my purpose.

>> Defecated to... the hell with it.
>
>No, no! This is a good one!
>
>Defecated to debriefing my porpoise.
>Delegated to denigrating corpses.
>Degenerated into negative custards.
Defenestrated for no real purpose.

>the dot end


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From: small@wright.seas.ucla.edu (James F. Small)
Newsgroups: ucla.rumor,talk.bizarre
Subject: I'm grumpy!
Date: 6 Apr 92 15:27:08 GMT
Followup-To: ucla.rumor
Distribution: usa
Organization: Laserama: Programming and Civil Insurection Division


The microwave wasn't working in Hedrick Hall this morning.  So I had
to forgo my morning sweet roll.  I'll be grumpy all day.  You have
been warned!
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian The Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: the Personal and very Deep Disappointment of alt.sex
Keywords: stop me before i `y' again
Date: 17 Apr 92 00:19:47 GMT
Reply-To: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian The Drive)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre

I was shocked and outraged when the powers that are 
at my company stipped alt.sex.* from the .newsrc...

Finally, four months later I am greeted one fine morning by 
my xnews.
  `new group alt.sex.  add(y/n)?'

Such great joy did my heart assail!
I hurriedly depressed the `y' key and waited
for the sentimental return to the past....


In article <1992Apr14.234356.16337@uwm.edu>, alanchem@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Alan Scott Olson) writes:
|> In article <1992Apr14.225911.6014@gn.ecn.purdue.edu> constant@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (Tino) writes:
|> >In article <1992Apr14.205827.15626@colorado.edu> burtonr@qso.Colorado.EDU (Richard Burton) writes:
|> >>gdkg1346@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Gautham D. Kamath) writes:
|> >>>randy@rss.dl.nec.com (Randy Bullard) writes:
|> >>>
|> >>>>wooledge@ces.cwru.edu (Gregory Wooledge) writes:
|> >>>>>>> Any takers?
|> >>>>>>Many Lakers.
|> >>>>>Danny is a faker.
|> >>>>Fuck Tammy Fay Baker.
|> >>>Yuck, may God take her.
|> >>Suck the blonde cake hair.
|> >Duck! a load of dripping Nair.
|> You assholes are not playing fair!

Someone is playing a monstrous joke. I just know it.

--
+------------+   with The Calling Voice, at the Blackthorn Tavern
|    xian    |This Friday from 9:30 pm until the cows return from the moor
| ----<--<@  |      at 9th and Irving, 2 blocks from G.G. Park
+------------+   Where You Are King and the Sexy Fun Never Stops.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby)
Subject: Re: Barney Fife
Reply-To: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby)
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 02:53:07 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.014617.14244@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu  
(Somme Mersault) writes:
>In article <1992Apr7.184420.5722@nic.unh.edu> mjs@kepler.unh.edu 
>(Speaker to Robots) writes:
>>In article <9204071814.AA24726@noc2.dccs.upenn.edu> 
>mjd@SAUL.CIS.UPENN.EDU writ
>>es:
>>>[...]
>>>Everyone who posts something under my name can go gomerize 
>>>their grandmother's hamster!
>>                                                   --------
>>                                                     |___ Gollllleeee!
>
>This is _not_ a 'spwot' situation.
>
>What is it called when you are in someone's killfile and they
>post (basically) the same followup you did, in parallel, w/o 
>ever having read yours?
>
>This has been happening to me a lot lately.  I must say it is an
>eerie feeling to discover that one's (meager) contribution has 
>vanished from some thread as though one had never existed.
>--
> Rigler                         Les Etats du Marqaha

I have to say it makes me mad too, when it happens to me.  Heh heh, damn mosquitoes  
biting me.  I say, that Brown guy is a good candidate. Heh heh get away from me,  
buzzing mosquito.  What? Oh yeah, when someone posts after me...  Heh heh, got you  
mosquito, your blood squirts all over. Heh heh.  They post after me, it gets me kind  
of mad.  What, a spider? Get the hell away, with your cloven hoofs.  I say it makes  
me ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS.  Oh, there you are dear.  Heh heh I don't know what to do  
with all these cockroaches in my room.  I could cook them up in my frying pan nope,  
it's still coated with burnt guts.  Oh yeah, heh heh, about people posting after I  
do, and mine disappears into the haze, purple haze, poison gas, eating your  
eyeballs.  Heh heh scratchy razor blade itches at my eye.  I've got some of their  
addresses though, I'm thinking of looking some of them up.  My goodness, Jane, why  
don't you ever speak to me anymore?  Heh heh, maybe it's that hatchet through your  
ear?  What's that you say, you can't hear me?  Heh heh that's because you got  
something in your ear.  Yeah, I'll visit them, and maybe if they see how nice I am  
in person, they'll realize I do have something to say...  Um gah my belly aches heh  
heh I guess I'll have to take better care of it.  I shouldn't leave it out in the  
open air.  Heh heh

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From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: King George
Date: 17 Apr 92 17:25:43 GMT
Organization: t.b

ellingson@128.104.39.173 writes:
> But president?? Give me a break.
> 
> So my question is, WHAT THE FUCK!?~?!!.???!  Why do people vote for this 
> guy?  Why not vote for Kernighan and Ritchie, or Wiley E. Coyote, or 
> something??

     Or something?  Hehheh.  Or something, indeed.

     Been there, done that.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10727 alt.sex:13974 talk.politics.misc:17621 rec.humor:16125
From: zippy@violet.berkeley.edu (Peter;;;;EM14)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,talk.politics.misc,rec.humor
Subject: Re: CLINTON
Date: 10 Apr 1992 03:21:22 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: violet.berkeley.edu
Summary: New sex revelations
Keywords: stop, smell the flowers

So it's about Bill Clinton's new revelations about his sex life.

Seems today he finally admitted that he had sex with Gennifer Flowers a couple 
of times...



...but he didn't come.

Hee!

-- 
   Peter Feld ---------------------------------zippy@violet.berkeley.edu----
             "I'll never be a fool, but I will gamble foolishly
              I never let go of love 'till I lost it in my dreams."
				-- Nanci Griffith
From: mjd@SAUL.CIS.UPENN.EDU
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: SCUM!!!  ALL OF YOU!!!
Date: 7 Apr 92 18:14:11 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.stupidity
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom

You are all dickheads!!! 
All of you!!!
First off, I'm sick of all you assholes impersonating me!!  Everyone
who posts something under my name can go gomerize their grandmother's hamster!!
FUCK YOU ALL!!!  Then there's so much other stupidity in this group
that it turns my stomach!  It turns ELVIS' stomach!!!  All of you are
dicks!!  I'm sick of you!!  You can all just go to hell!!!!!
Fuck off(tm).

--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus                                        mjd@central.upenn.edu
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What the Hell kind of day is this, anyway?
Date: 3 Apr 92 17:38:23 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <1992Apr2.184127.23079@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Fine Bezoars) writes:
>Only one person tried an April Fool's joke on me, and it was old and tired.

Your fly is open.

				--Blair
				  "Nurse, close for me."
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: object
Date: 9 Apr 92 16:56:27 GMT
Organization: t.b

dhoward@desire.wright.edu (sparky-desire) writes:
> ferrand@niblick.ecn.purdue.edu (Brian K Ferrand) writes:
> > 
> > my research involves inflicting a variation of chinese 
> > water torture upon a particular piece of glassware.
> 
> translated, this means that he hasn't done his dishes
> in a while, and the faucet drips.

     "Ah, I see you're conducting another science
expiriment," as one old girlfriend used to say.

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From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: recipe for perfect happiness
Date: 9 Apr 92 05:39:16 GMT
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

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Stuffed roommates.

"Oh, I think Arthur would look nice on the sofa
tonight.  Let's move him.  Aim him at the TV,
for that realistic, life-like look."  

"Oops.  Guests coming.  I'll pack Jed into the closet.
Could you brush the dust off Arthur, please?"

Or maybe freeze-dried, in natural poses.

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c j silverio
it's not that I dislike them as people, 
it's just that they EXIST
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