HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: pmsc13sg@UMASSD.EDU (Stephen Grossman)
Subject: Re: MAGIC.BOB
Reply-To: pmsc13sg@UMASSD.EDU
Organization: UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA.
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 01:14:00 GMT

In article <92252.225206LWEBB@UCF1VM.BITNET>, <LWEBB@UCF1VM.BITNET> writes:
>talk.bizarre party at magicon a success but not quite resounding...
>
>flim at 11
>testing vail account #2....

    Raise a St. Pauli Girl in front of you and tell her that she'a a moist
little cupcake. Believe me, there will be resounding.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.smouldering.dog.zone
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: dumb shirts
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.smouldering.dog.zone,to.wasatch
Summary: pus filled orifie
Keywords: shirts, duh
Reply-To: mr. wonderful
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 20:25:52 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

on my recent road trip through the mid-south i saw a really dumb shirt. this
guy at a campsite in oklahoma had on a shirt which bore the following picture
and accompanying saying. 

		picture of a cartoon horse lying on the ground.

				(underneath this)

		"help i've fallen and i can't giddyup"
		
		i wanted to kill real bad for a moment, but i got over it.


()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(
	PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.		
	  	            WORK  :==  FUTURE
	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."
                         "feel free to feel me."
	 stream of consciousness writing is just like abstract art
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (David Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Alright... I'm gone. (summer ends!)
Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1992 02:46:23 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <1992Sep5.003737.8112@wixer.cactus.org>, Cyberspace Buddha writes:

> In article <95205@bu.edu> kane@buast7.bu.edu (Hot Young Star) writes:
> >In article <Btx54D.GtI@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
> >
> >>too much nauseation (5 vowels!), too little thought
> >
> >A fitting epitaph to everyone like Franklin who can't count...
> 
> Oh goody, a flame I can't pass up.  ;)
> there *are* 5 vowels there, just that some are repeated.
> 
> in the same vein, do you know the shortest word with all 5 vowels in it?
> do you know the shortest <mebbe only> word with all 5 vowels in alpha order?

You're just being facetious.

Dac
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Is that YOU, gypsy?
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 19:16:01 GMT


Is this gyspy's clone, weighing in on alt.config.
This is in re crreation of alt.rachel.christy.weenie.bitch

Newsgroups: alt.config
Subject: Re: That Bitch

>I AGREE: BUT LETS HAVE HER FULL NAME FOLLOWED BY THE WORD
>BITCH!

i don't care how much you detest this woman or who the hell you
think you are, but this misogynist shit is beyond inappropriate:
it's violent against all women.  i don't appreciate all the
gratuitous wishes for physical violence, slinging around the
terms 'bitch' and 'whore' (you just LOOOOVE an excuse to use those
don't you?) - i've seen a few of this woman's posts and never
mind that i wasn't any too impressed, i'm still MUCH more 
revolted by this misogynist free-for-all.  so CAN this shit
or keep it over in alt.flames or alt.somebody-or-other.weenie
or whatever the crossposts were i deleted.  if you have that
much of a problem with her, using her as an excuse to use
misogynist terms seems very odd, considering she's no gloria
steinem herself.  

ROGER DAVID CARASSO YOU ARE NO GLORIA STEINEM!@!@!@!@!@!@!@


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
From: biesel@javelin.sim.es.com (Heiner Biesel)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 21:58:52 GMT

donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:

>hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:

>>In article <1992Sep10.023451.28489@fcom.cc.utah.edu> death writes:
>>[ stuff deleted ]
>>>>	FUCK YES THERE IS.  the sight of shot from a 12 G winchester ripping
>>>>	through those stupid birds would please me more. as would a large 
>>>>	amount of controlled substances randomly inserted into my meals.
>>>
>>> Beautiful.  Just beautiful.

>>But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?

>Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.


And so's your uncle!

Regards,
       H. Biesel
       who makes up this stuff on his own.
From: dodsodt2@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Don Dodson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Thanks CJ
Date: 12 Sep 92 14:52:56 GMT
Organization: Purdue University

In article <> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
>you are against abortion.  i can assume that you are strongly  against
>abortion.

For the record:  yes, I am against abortion.  I believe it is one of
the most terrible things a person can do to a woman.  As such, I do
not think that legislation outlawing abortion is the best solution.
I would prefer to see women informed of how devastating abortion is,
to the point where they would much prefer any of the alternatives.
I have volunteered at a clinic which provides a free service of  
assistance with alternatives to abortion as a free service.  If any 
legislation is passed, I would want the abortionist to be the one 
charged with the crime.

Concerning my comments about feminism, I would like to point out
that feminists do not represent all women.  While the feminist
movement started out with honorable goals which I support, such
as equality in the workplace, freedom from violence, equal rights,
and respect towards women in general, they have long since turned
from these goals to support abortion, lesbianism, hatred of men,
and the destruction of the family.  I find the change to be a
loss for women as a whole.  I recognize that some are still pursuing
the origional goals, and I encourage them to continue in spite of
the bad name they have received from the others.

Don
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie
Date: 8 Sep 92 14:53:11 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <16859E63D.N020BA@tamvm1.tamu.edu>, N020BA@tamvm1.tamu.edu writes:
> 
>     Could someone tell me what's going on? Why create a special area to
> flame marshal perlman? What has he or she done?

I have no joke, I just like saying "N020BA".

Jason
From: glenn@moeng2.morgan.edu (D. Glenn Arthur Jr.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: is this a mid-life crisis?
Date: 4 Sep 1992 22:25:23 -0500
Organization: The Space-Time Fabrication Institute, Rockville, MD.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

In article <4727@gorn.echo.com> drseuss@gorn.echo.com writes:
>cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) said: 
>You'll be able to tell the mid-life 
>crisis by the exponential growth in the number of guitars you own.

Uh oh.  Oh my.  No, I'm not ready.

>You'll also note a sudden urge to form your own musical group and

Ulp!

>instead of complaining about pop music, you'll actually be trying
>to imitate it.  

*whew*  I'm looking at classic rock, Celtic rock, and medeival/rock
fusion, not the current pop.  Guess it's not a midlife crisis just
yet.

>Standard wanting of material objects, vaguely reasonable desires
>coming to life (riding a motorcycle, bungee jumping, etc) are just
>signs that although you are alive, part of your brain doesn't think
>you're living.

I thought the wanting of more guitars was simply because _everybody_
needs another guitar.  (If you don't play, just think of your friends
who do and might drop in.)



-- 
D. Glenn Arthur Jr., The Human Vibrator, glenn@bessel.umd.edu
"Being a _man_ means knowing that one has a choice not to act like a 'man'."

How much interest is there in a TV/TS newsgroup?  How many would post there?
You can send me mail anonymously at wi.2743@wizvax.methuen.ma.us (was wi.79)

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.config,rec.humor
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap/bush
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 22:30:32 GMT

rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
>[one in Kate Bush is worth two in the hand]
>
>>>ONLY two??
>>>
>>>sorry, I kike Kate Bush?
>           ^^^^
>> Fruedian anti-semetic slip ?
>
>Semiotic anti-Freudian slip?

Symbiotic Freudian anti-slip?

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Thanks CJ
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 14:41:23 GMT

In article <BuAp2z.1vB@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy) writes:
>CJ has volunteered to help me circumvent your killfiles
>by posting my messages for me.

Are you sure she didn't volunteer to circumsize your gills, or something 
along those lines?

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"When we talk...7% of communication is conveyed by meaning of words, 38% from
intonation, 55%...takes the form of visual cues." John Walsh, Compression Labs
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: challenge for Carasso
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 23:02:11 GMT



Our Favorte Newbie (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>
>   In article <1992Sep8.175210.25592@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>   >I am proud to announce: nmsu has just joined the Ivy League; by the
>   >Grandfather clause I am an Ivy Leaguer-that makes me better than you,
>   >Rog, and all the rest of you non Ivy-Leaguers out there.
>
>   What is this 'just joined' bullshit? 
>   a) It is a well known fact that Ivy League schools suck (no, SUCK) at football.
>   b) Guess which U was at the bottom of Sports Illustrated's ranking for this
>	   college football season in Division I-A.

For those of you who don't waste time reading Sports Illustrated, it
was NMSU, ranked LAST IN THE NATION.  USC, of course, is the best team
in the nation or close Im sure.

This pleases me no end.  

Only thing better than a school with the last ranked football team
is a school with no football team.

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (ZVI E GILBERT)
Subject: The joys of a new apartment
Keywords: rodent mirror 
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 02:06:28 GMT


The other day, I found a dead mouse in one of my cupboards.  No big deal:
I threw the wee corpse out.  But somehow, some sort of "vermin" message must
have been stored im my subconscious...

Later, I walked into my bedroom and turned on the light and the fan (I 
usually keep the fan on--white noise).  Something starts rattling around 
inside my light fixture.  So, I start to freak.  A huge bug?  A dying mouse?

I grab a milk crate and stand on it.  No dice, can't see anything, the 
fixture's too high.  I pull a large (3 foot around) mirror from off of the
wall, and tilt the mirror above my head so that I can periscope in on this
giant moth or rodent or whatever.  The thing is still rattling.  It takes me
two tries to get the damn thing aligned right, and I see...

...a Halls wrapper, rattling around in the airstream from my fan.

I ceremoniously consigned it to the
garbage as well.

--Zvi Gilbert
From: pete@sst.icl.co.uk (Pete Bevin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: wouldn't it...
Date: 10 Sep 92 08:52:36 GMT
Organization: Bracknell Lonely Hearts Club (Society Flirt)
Originator: pete@jura

Wouldn't it be good if pubic hair worked like velcro?  Women could have
the soft, fluffy bit, and men could have the wiry stuff.  It would make
being heterosexual so much more fun...

Pete.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: in yer dreams (was: When I'm Rich...)
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 06:19:50 GMT
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

m_hunt@orange.syud.edu (Michael Hunt) wrote:
: Uh... now, I thought you weren't supposed to take anyone seriously in
: this group... why did you post that?  Am I missng something? 
: 
: Here's a (bizarre) joke:  why did Ozzy Osbourne cross the road?
: Answer: because his teeth were attached to a chicken. 
: he he he he he he he he he he... :-)
: 
: Mike

  Fuck Off, geek. [tm]

--
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kenj@kambo.wpd.sgi.com (Ken ``Blackfur'' Jones)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Birthday greetings
Date: 9 Sep 92 18:24:48 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA


I send to Dean Akamine my warmest, most loving, snuggly, and sloppy
birthday greetings.

Pity he doesn't have a network connection.

- Ken
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: It's Labor Day Weekend!
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 01:17:10 GMT

No I am not posting my KILL file.  I am posting what *used* to be my
KILL file.  It's Harvest Time.  I have a new batch of beer in
secondary -- Garlic/Red Pepper ``Go ahead, drink it you git -- you're
not getting any anyway'' Harvest Time Ale.  Xtal got a job after
fourteen months of post-graduation unemployment.  The Republican Party
is self-destructing.  It's time to celebrate.

And in celebration, I am taking the following items out of my KILL
file.  (It's for XRN).

/George Heard/:j
/Fifty-one Fifty/:j
/Echeverri/:j
/castiglionec/:j
/Wavey Davey/:j
/Ty Warren/:j
/THEspian/:j
/One Eye/:j
/Ender Wiggin/:j
/Mike Bur/:j
/Olga Schnitzius/:j
/Bufalini/:j
/John Perry/:j
/Rob Dobson/:j
/Oktay S. Ahiska/:j
/Oktay Ahiska/:j
/Matt Welsh/:j
/Dave Polewka/:j
/Tazer One/:j
/Till Poser/:j
/Tom Boutell/:j
/Jim Small/:j
/JOHN HEIM/:j
/mr. wonderful/:j
/Cyclops/:j
/Mark William Kopkins/:j
/Hi Ho Silver/:j
/silver@bokonon.UUCP/:j
/reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk/:j
/mborgerding@desire.wright.edu/:j
/Brewmeister/:j
/Mark William Hopkins/:j
/Larry Jewell/:j
/William J Middleton/:j
/Rick Kelly/:j
/Andrew Clayton/:j
/Neub E. Imegront/:j
/Ken Johnson/:j
/toast/:j
/Rachel Dafni Christy/:j
/Johnathan Vail/:j
/ata boy/:j

However, I am leaving this one in:

/Activist shot at Berkeley/:j


Join the celebration!  Empty your KILL file!  Revel in the entrails of
the t.b you've come to despise!

(Except you people who've killfiled me -- don't think I don't know who
you are -- the last thing I want is for you people to be reading my
drivel.)

Next up:  Everything you never really wanted to know about
contemporary U.S. national-level politics, and had the good sense not
to ask.

Gee, won't that be fun?

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

I love each and every one of you!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bewillia@mothra.syr.EDU (Maj. Devon McKnight)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 15:46:06 EDT

positron@engin.umich.edu (Jonathan Scott Haas) writes:
>arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>>hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>> donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:
>>>> >> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>> >> But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>>>> > Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>>>> This must be the worst cricket match I have ever attended. 
>>>Excuse me, but is this the way to the Galleria?
>>Defending Kumquats and Kiwi Fruit are noble pursuits.
>Yes, but my great uncle is as stupid as paste.
With all due respect, ma'am, the future of Hate Corn is marginal at best.

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From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: tribute
Date: 8 Sep 92 18:34:46 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742



Let me be the first to congratulate mr x on his acting debut yesterday,
in the animated Batman series.  His portrayal of the tragic Mr. Freeze
was quite magnificent.


yong-mi
much much better than the movie
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Nineteenth century bizarre
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 14:06:56 GMT

"I shudder to think what my ancestors buried in this chapel think of my deeds."

"But you forget, sir, you just bought this mansion, and the stucco
on your baronial walls is barely dry."

"Frederick!  In this castle are ancestors, you cannot deny that!  When I 
bought this mansion, I bought the chapel and everything in it.  I don't
know whose ancestors they were, but I know whose ancestors they are!  And
I grieve to think that their descendant-by-purchase, if I may so describe
myself, has brought dishonor onto what I have no doubt was an unsullied name."

ben -- from memory

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29776 alt.non.sequitur:24
From: huber@soliton.physics.arizona.edu (Eric Huber)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: What I Learnt In College
Date: 10 Sep 92 20:05:44 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson AZ

macroeconomic and but the fish fish fish

--huber@soliton.physics.arizona.edu
From: lefty@apple.com (Lefty)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Yog Sothoth!  Yog Sothoth!
Date: 15 Sep 92 23:28:14 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Our Lady of Heavy Artillery

In article <1992Sep14.150635.9950@uoft02.utoledo.edu>,
cstrom@astro1.phya.utoledo.edu (C. Strom) wrote:
> 
> Old Yeller gets shot in the end.

No, I'm pretty sure he got shot in the head.

Emulate his example, my child.

--
Lefty (lefty@apple.com)
C:.M:.C:., D:.O:.D:.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Duesday
Organization: the blimp
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 21:12:39 GMT

   We were all dog-tired at work today, starting work at 
seven ayem, drinking coffee as sleep substitute.  So we 
were speedy but our heads were elsewhere.  "You look 
dead," i said to Michelle.  "I feel dead."  She'd been to 
a labor day party.  At three i walked home; from the 
morning's cloudburst to the afternoon's sunburst and 
warmth.
   On seventh st., a treeshrouded and randomly paved 
street belaying its precision name.  Nice trees, nice 
lawn.  Nice kids coming out of school.  Not much traffic.  
There were squirrels running about like mad, gathering 
whatever the gather when they are stuffing it down their 
gullets right away.
   The way squirrels cross the street is they wait until 
a car is coming before deciding to run as quickly as they 
can.  If the car skids or shows any hesitation the 
squirrel becomes confused by the change in logical order.  
Well, this car skidded and honked; the squirrel, so 
befuddled by the lack of precendence could only lunge 
itself forth under the wheels, spitting a spray mist of 
blood on impact.  The car didn't do a thorough job and so 
squirrel flipped and writhed and dragged itself to the 
curbside by its front paws.  What do you do?  I was 
already dead tired, so i walked.  Probably it should have 
been killed outright rather than by taxation.
   I cut through the hillside back yard of the neighbors 
to get home.  I skidded on the dog turds.  The neighbors 
don't have a dog, though.
   The first step in every afternoon's chores is to 
change the food and water in the bird cages.  I had 
segregated esmerelda and terminator three weeks ago 
because they were antagonizing the parenting finches and 
threatening the eggs when they were away.  Since then, 
esmerelda has been laying eggs like mad although neither 
bird bothered to do the sit-down work after the initial 
glorious spurts.  Well, this afternoon esmerelda was 
particularly vocal.  Terminator was dead.  The name could 
have had nothing to do with it.
   I dunno whether to stay up for a while longer or to go 
to bed.  John's making dinner and he's a good cook.

AjD
in this week's episode, the role of
monday has been performed by tuesday
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie,alt.fan.letterm
From: mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 16:08:12 GMT

hinz@picard.med.ge.com (David Hinz Mfg 4-6987) writes:

>Marshal Airborne Perlman (mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu) wrote:
>: 
>: HI..well..no I am not famous..I am your typical 18 year old pilot
>: from Huntington Beach, California [Surf City USA if you don't know)
>: who is leaving here to attend school at the Florida Institute of Technology.
>: 
>:                  Private Pilot - Airplane Single-Engine Land

>Wow, pretty impressive, only 18 and has his pilot's license already.
>With all of the training & flying hours involved, he must have started
>when he was 12 or so.

>And, daddy must have bought him a plane.  Boy, I wish MY daddy would
>buy ME a plane.  Boy, I wish my daddy COULD buy me a plane.

Actually STUPID..I paid for it myself..I have this thing called a JOB..something
beyond your stupidity.

I work for a computer consulting firm doing stuff from DTP to LAN.

SO SHUT THE HELL UP. 

Nothing pisses me off more then blowing a few grand of my cash and then having
some net bastard tell me i didn't pay for it.
YOU MAKE ME SICK! DO you hear me? I am sick and tired of you and your type.

That is all.
--
Marshal Perlman - Huntington Beach - California - USA - Earth - Milky Way 
                 Private Pilot - Airplane Single-Engine Land
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Subject: Re: my holiday swim
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 21:04:37 GMT

In article <1992Sep9.170513.26358@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
*I found myself waste-deep (about 3ft) in muck.
		^^^^^^^^^^
*
*Well, not exactly muck.  
*
*It was cow manure.

That pun really stinks.


Mark "3 feet = 15 toes" Lippert
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre