HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: twpierce@amherst.edu (Tim Pierce)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.politics.homosexuality
Subject: Re: I'm not your man...
Date: 30 Mar 92 18:40:53 GMT
Article-I.D.: amherst.1992Mar30.144054.1
Organization: Amherst College, Amherst, MA.

In article <eqiFiB1w164w@Bogus.COM>, punk@Bogus.COM (Jack C. Royce) writes:
> pierce@husc4.harvard.edu (Tim Pierce) writes:
> 
>> Gee, wasn't I being told just a couple dozen messages ago that it was
>> physically impossible for homosexuals to procreate?
> 
> Homosexuals are not physically defective.  They cannot procreate due to a
> choice that they have made.  If they were heterosexual, they could.

For heavens' sake, if you're going to insist on being obstinate,
at least don't be self-contradictory.

If they have made a CHOICE not to procreate, that doesn't mean
they CAN'T.

There are lots of people -- priests being among the most notable
examples -- who are heterosexual and "cannot procreate due to a
choice that they have made."  My father had a vasectomy, for
example.  I may make the choice to pair with someone with whom I
cannot have a child, but does that mean I cannot procreate?  That
I am unnatural?  Why not reserve some of your fire and brimstone
for these people?
From: bufalini@near.gis.psu.edu (Bruce Bufalini)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: This newsgroup has gone to hell!
Date: 16 Apr 92 02:09:07 GMT
Article-I.D.: atlantis.484wHtstr6
Reply-To: bufalini@near.gis.psu.edu (Bruce Bufalini)
Distribution: na
Organization: PENN$YLVANIA $TATE UNIVER$ITY

In article <BMovxG.CLv@world.std.com>, bis@world.std.com (Bis) writes:
|> In article <zx+vHgmmk6@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@through.gis.psu.edu
|> (Bruce Buffoon) writes:
|> >In article <22434@goofy.Apple.COM>, lefty@apple.com (Lefty) writes:
|> >|> In article <$6&vHfwkb6@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@above.gis.psu.edu (Steely
|> >|> Dildo) writes:
|> >|> > 
|> >|> > This is a miserable attempt to flame.
|> >|> 
|> >|> Well, at least you're consistent.
|> >
|> >Yes, I am consistent in that no one other than K e n  and I can flame.  You
|> >certainly can't.
|> 
|> No, Dildo Dan, you're consistent in that all your "flames" follow a
|> template.  I'm sure the people at the ai labs at MIT wouldn't need
|> more than an hour or two to write an automaton that nobody would be
|> able to distinguish from you.  I'm also sure that any elementary
|> school teacher would have no trouble finding a student who uses more
|> mature (and more coherent) invective than you.  Much as you try to
|> deny it, ignore it, and giggle your way out of it, you are not seen as
|> a flamer by anybody here, you have never written anything funny,
|> clever, or insulting in the least, and you are generally regarded as
|> rotting road kill--something mildly unpleasant but not offensive that
|> one might slow down to investigate, but then cruise by without giving
|> it a second thought.  You are nothing but another net.child of the
|> sort alt.flame is very accustomed to, albeit a little more persistent,
|> more inoccuous, and more juvenile than the average.  You have been
|> rock bottom since day one, not even on par with Ken Robinson, and you
|> will continue to be rock bottom until you finally realize that people
|> are not having flame wars with you but rather laughing at you like at
|> a drunk bum dancing in the train station, and feel so stupid you don't
|> dare show your face any more.

Hee, hee, hee.  The typical low-life to no-life idiot trying to tell everyone
what to post.  Who needs ai?  I have lots of real intelligence, something you
don't possess, or for that matter, have never heard of.  alt.flame is very
accustomed to net.children more because of you than anyone else.  I am not a
net.child.  I am Bruce, and you are #1 net.child.misinformed.  I am not on a
par with Ken Robinson, as I don't even know who that is.  I AM on a par with
K e n   R o b i n s o n, and we are laughing at you for posting nonsense like
this every time you open your big fat mouth trying to misinform everyone.  
Every point you have tried to make is irrelevant to K e n  and me.  Terminate
yourself at once so we don't have to listen to any more misinformation.
From: kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Declaration of War on PSU
Date: 12 Apr 92 15:20:23 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <n1$vH$&7m6@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@above.gis.psu.edu (Bruce Bufalini) writes:
> In article <1992Apr8.112327.1257@wkuvx1.bitnet>, kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos) writes:

> |> Oh, my mistake. You're not his puppet, merely an imitation.
> 
> There you go admitting to being misinformed.  Even your correction is
> misinformation, as I am not imitating anyone or anything.  You appear to be
> imitating being a real flamer.
> 
Then could you inform everyone on the net as to why one could take your name
off the post, put Ken's on, and no one could tell the difference?

> |> Then perhaps you might actually read a post or two before blindly typing "You
> |> are misinformed" over and over again. But I guess telling you in a post defeats
> |> the purpose.
> 
> I read every post before posting a followup.  I type "misinformed" so
> frequently because you and everyone else posting here cannot make accurate
> and intelligent statements.
> 
Or they're so intelligent accurate that they overload your underdeveloped
brains and lead you to not understand them.

-- 
Mark Kinney [KINNEMA@WKUVX1.(BITNET)(WKU.EDU)] | Don't just eat a hamburger,
This has been a test. If this had been an actual emergency, you'd be dead.
Quote of the week: "Now I'm mumbling, and I'm screaming, and I don't know what
	I'm singing." -- "Weird" Al Yankovic, "Smells Like Nirvana"
From: bufalini@above.gis.psu.edu (Bruce Bufalini)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Declaration of War on PSU
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:12:56 GMT
Article-I.D.: atlantis.n1$vH$&7m6
Reply-To: bufalini@above.gis.psu.edu (Bruce Bufalini)
Organization: PENN$YLVANIA $TATE UNIVER$ITY

In article <1992Apr8.112327.1257@wkuvx1.bitnet>, kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos) writes:
|> In article <?-+vHw+pk6@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@beyond.gis.psu.edu (Bruce Bufalini) writes:
|> > In article <1992Apr7.115245.1238@wkuvx1.bitnet>, kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos) writes:
|> > |> What is it with you Preschool State people (for their benifit, I'll tell them
|> > |> who they are: Ken Robinson, information gatherer-wannabe, and his faithful
|> > |> puppet Doctor Dildo; woulnd't want to confuse them!) ?
|> > 
|> > You appear to be misinformed, Mr. Chaos, as no such organization exists.  If
|> > you are referring to Penn State, you are again misinformed, as there is no Ken
|> > Robinson here (only K e n   R o b i n s o n) and there are no puppets in
|> > attendance here.  You seem to be confusing yourself by asking such an idiotic
|> > question.
|> > 
|> 
|> Oh, my mistake. You're not his puppet, merely an imitation.

There you go admitting to being misinformed.  Even your correction is
misinformation, as I am not imitating anyone or anything.  You appear to be
imitating being a real flamer.

|> > |> Oh, I see. You can't handle being the target of *real* flames, something you're
|> > |> not used to since you can't create them yourselves. So you start ignoring
|> > |> anyone who's obviously outflamed you recently, and then showing up again weeks
|> > |> later to claim a victory you weren't even in the race for to begin with.
|> > 
|> > We can handle being the target of real flames, something we're not used to
|> > receiving.  There is no one outflaming us, as everyone else who posts here
|> > cannot gather enough information to come up with a good flame.  
|> > 
|> Then perhaps you might actually read a post or two before blindly typing "You
|> are misinformed" over and over again. But I guess telling you in a post defeats
|> the purpose.

I read every post before posting a followup.  I type "misinformed" so
frequently because you and everyone else posting here cannot make accurate
and intelligent statements.

|> > |> I say they tie for #1 alt.flame lamer.
|> > 
|> > I say you are misinformed, as usual.
|> 
|> Yes, you say so as usual.

Yes, you confirm so, as usual.
Newsgroups: alt.sex.motss,alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.flame
From: aap@next03wor.wam.umd.edu (Alberto Adolfo Pinkas)
Subject: Re: DJK shrieks "fuck me!"
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 23:10:45 GMT

In article <9204161859.aa19048@concour.cs.concordia.ca>  
gsmith@CONCOUR.CS.CONCORDIA.CA writes:
> In article <moa9iB8w164w@Nitro.CtEdge.COM> djk@Nitro.CtEdge.COM writes:
> >This is my ass:
> 
> 
>          ,;'' ' ',' ' '';,
>         ;'       :       ';
>        ;         0         ;
>       ;          :          ;
>      ,         @@:@@         ,
>      ,',     ,;@@ @@;,     ,',
>      ,  '';;;'  | |  ';;;'   ,
>      ,         ,| |,         ,
>      ,        , |+| ,        ,
>      ,        , \|/ ,        ,
>      ,        ,     ,        ,
>      ,        ,     ,        ,
>       ,       ,     ,       ,
>       ,      ,       ,      ,
>       ,      ,       ,      ,
>       , (  ) ,       , (  ) ,
>        ,    ,         ,    ,
>       ,      ,       ,      ,
> 
> 
> 
> Now we know. Karnes is not a straight boy at all! With him bent over
> like that, can you resist sliding your dick up that tight, velvety
> asshole? And his cock is hard--he's obviously good and ready. The only
                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^
> thing missing is the little balloon coming out with some appropriate
> slogan, like "Fuck me! Please fuck me!".
> 

How do you know?
I  guess that where he lives there is gravity too.


>      Gene Ward Smith/Brahms Gang/CICMA/Concordia University 
>                   gsmith@concour.cs.concordia.ca

AAP
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: twpierce@amhux1.amherst.edu (Tim Pierce)
Subject: Re: Pseudonyms & cowardice
Organization: Amherst College, Amherst, MA
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 04:03:14 GMT

In article <5cc3iB1w164w@Bogus.COM> punk@Bogus.COM (Jack C. Royce) writes:

>Haahaahaa!!

And people thought _my_ having children would be an unnatural act.
Just imagine ...

-- 
____ Tim Pierce                / "Someone here suggested blue square badges for
\  / twpierce@amherst.edu      /  straights.  Maybe we should try mauve
 \/ (BITnet: TWPIERCE@AMHERST) /  heptagons?" - Damian Cugley, on soc.bi
From: 6500cws@ucsbuxa.ucsb.edu (Christopher Wade Skinner)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Homer "the pinhead" Simpson pisses himself in public
Date: 9 Apr 92 00:04:04 GMT

In article <oDwViB1w164w@Bogus.COM> zippo@Bogus.COM (Homer Simpson) 
continues to amaze me with his utter stupidity:

>6500cws@ucsbuxa.ucsb.edu (Christopher Wade Skinner) writes:

>> >* zippo@Bogus.COM (Homer Simpson) * via CyberSpace Cafe

>        You are truly a Lame Limey.  You evidently think that you are 
>better than anyone else on the net.

Buddy, look at my address.  Just examine it for a moment.  I am
currently posting from within the continental US of A.  I am a
native.  I, ashamed as I sometimes am, am A'Murican.  I, however,
am not a cheezy xenophobic fuck-wit, who's named himself after
a cartoon character.  God, you are beyond hope.

>Just because your civilization is named after 
>the language, and apparently you think that you wrote the book.  You 
>sound like a misguided indvidual.   

You've clearly proved just how misguided you are, chuckles.  I'm
working on some writing, but it is in an English you'll never
understand - that is to say, grammatical and literate.

Best on the net?  No.  Better than a self-described "pathetic"
person, certainly.

Oh well, eppur, si move.

>Rot in ENGLAND....Limey.....

Limned in fire, eh?  Oh, go boil your boils.

>Homer Simpson, Al Bundy, Zippo, and the Super Bigot....

>P.S.  I'll shut up when you pull the trigger...Fuck Wadd!.!.!.!!!

I wouldn't want to soil a good bullet.

cws

>* zippo@Bogus.COM (Homer Simpson) * via CyberSpace Cafe
         ^^^^^
	I think this puts it rather well. . .
From: mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: K e n Begins Recovery (was: OGGLE's Are FUCKING LAME!)
Keywords: Jack plays with blocks
Date: 8 Apr 92 22:02:04 GMT
Article-I.D.: uni.1992Apr8.170204.6056
Organization: University of Northern Indiana

In article <?v8H2-jk6@cs.psu.edu>, krobinsn@bree.endor.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>In article <1992Apr5.164514.828@uni.edu> mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone) writes:
>>In article <lh9Hy*-g6@cs.psu.edu>, krobinsn@eriador.endor.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>>>
>>>I'm sorry, Jack. Your request for OGGLEs has been denied.
>>
>>Ken, you don't have the balls to post OGGLEs voluntarily; you have
>>to wait until a chemical imbalance in your brain forces you to
>>post them.
>
> [relatively few OGGLES] 
>
>K e n   R o b i n s o n         

Allow me to commend you, K e n.  You have displayed both control and
moderation w.r.t. OGGLE.  I have returned the spaces to your name.
Can you post OGGLEs which aren't in columns?

Melvin Gladstone
From: 6500cws@ucsbuxa.ucsb.edu (Christopher Wade Skinner)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Lawrence Foard Attempts TO Justify "Queer Nation"(FIXED .SIG)
Date: 9 Apr 92 00:14:03 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.104919.694@gacvx2.gac.edu> karsten@nic.gac.edu (Karsten Hendrick) writes:

>It's nice to see that we have one thing in common, though, I don't do  
>conversions either, so I will stay straight, if you don't mind.

God, I'm sure that the gay community can rest easy now that Karsten
has revealed his decision to reamin in the ranks of the "straight."
A number of nevous women and sheep have rushed from the computer
center, however, upon reading Softstick's lastest gem.

>> Finally,
>> although I do get laid (not enough, but... :]),

>Glad to hear it, is that a crowning achievement?

He's doing better than you, Henny-baby.

>> I'm in a lower risk 
>> group of becoming HIV+ then you are.

>So, wait, first you say that you have sex (with implications
>that it is homosexual sex) and then you say that you are in a 
>lower risk group than I am?  What garbage!  

Dipende.  In your case, Saltlick, I suspect that your category
in "enforced celibecy", caused by the loathing of women directed
at your poor self.

>Look at transmission rates of the HIV among homos vs. heteros 
>and the percentages of homos vs. heteros who have AIDs (in this 
>country, I could care less how many straight people in Timbuktu 
>have AIDS) and you will see that you are wrong.  

BZZT!  And thanks for playing.  Contact the Center For Disease
Control in Atlanta.  They will set you right.

Oh, sorry, Lymphnode, I just realized - those powererful anti-
psychotics they shoot you up with - are you *sure* the needles
are clean?

>I have heterosexual sex, on occasion, with adequate protection.

In the words of the Keegan, I won't believe this until you
prove it.  Post those SAT's, as well.

>Uh-uh, no thanks.  I appreciate your concern, but I don't need to be
>fluent or even slightly familiar with bearcode, your code, or no code.

No, you're just lazy and ignorant.

>Karsten Hendrick

cws

Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: This newsgroup has gone to hell!
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 01:58:29 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Keywords: "Bis thinks" == oxymoron.

In article <ov0wH&4jp6@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@above.gis.psu.edu (Bruce Bufalini) writes:
>In article <9204120838.24@rmkhome.UUCP>, rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>|> In article <x3$vHhd8m6@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@above.gis.psu.edu (Bruce Bufalini) writes:
>|> >In article <9204081556.29@rmkhome.UUCP>, rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>|> >|> In article <1=+vH+5qk6@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@beyond.gis.psu.edu (Bruce Bufalini) writes:
>|> >|> >In article <9204071438.26@rmkhome.UUCP>, rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>|> >|> 
>|> >|> >|> >Yeah, and I'll send you a map to come to Penn State, the center of all
>|> >|> >|> >information.
>|> >|> >|> 
>|> >|> >|> It seems more like the center of bewilderment, to me.
>|> >|> >
>|> >|> >And it seems that your brain and your life are the center of misinformation.
>|> >|> 
>|> >|> Wrong again.  I haven't given my hard-earned money to PSU.
>|> >
>|> >And since you haven't, you will never be informed of anything.
>|> 
>|> I think you've got that backwards.
>
>Another lame response from someone whose brain is going backwards.  Better
>take it in for immediate repairs.


You're too late.  Ken, who seems to think that you aren't articulate
enough to followup a news article, has already answered for you.

And he screwed it up again.

But then what can you expect from an anal retentive idiot who makes little
schedules for his life that include the amount of time he spends using the
toilet.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.sex
From: pmm7@ellis.uchicago.edu (peggy boucher murphy (you had to ask?))
Subject: Re: Regrets
Reply-To: pmm7@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 06:01:34 GMT

In article <w298iB4w164w@Nitro.CtEdge.COM> djk@Nitro.CtEdge.COM writes:
>
>There have been a few good examples of civilizations going straight
>down the tubes following what is analogous to the PC philosophy.

tell me, dan, or _someone_, what *is* the "pc philosophy"?  
my leftist friends hate that word, using it as an invective
only equalled by "liberal" <gasp>.  my conservative family &
friends use it derisively, and though i have been accused of
it i still have *no*idea* wqhat it is.  i've also been 
chastised for not being pc enough.  

define terms, let's not just toss them around!  
thanks dan

peg
From: lefty@apple.com (Lefty)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: This newsgroup has gone to hell!
Date: 9 Apr 92 16:42:26 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Our Lady of Heavy Artillery

In article <uxaH#_be6@cs.psu.edu>, krobinsn@eregion.endor.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J
Robinson) writes:
> 
> In article <1992Mar30.124116.1170@wkuvx1.bitnet> kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark
Kinney, Attorney at Chaos) writes:
> >> 
> >The HELL you say. You're the one who quit trying to non-flame me last  
> >month. As for my absence, I had an enjoyable spring break. You undoubtedly  
> >spent yours spewing OGGLE to the farthest ends of the net.
> 
> Actually I went to the zoo.

Not at all surprising.  How'd you get out again?

When asked to distinguish between a mishap and a calamity, Benjamin Disraeli
replied that if Mr. Gladstone were to fall into the Thames, that would be a
mishap; if someone were to pull him out again, _that_ would be a calamity.

--
Lefty (lefty@apple.com)
C:.M:.C:., D:.O:.D:.
From: 6500cws@ucsbuxa.ucsb.edu (Christopher Wade Skinner)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Fags vs. Bisexuals
Date: 15 Apr 92 19:55:53 GMT

In article <qD98iB2w164w@Nitro.CtEdge.COM> djk@Nitro.CtEdge.COM writes:

>6500cws@ucsbuxa.ucsb.edu (Christopher Wade Skinner) writes:


>We have to get you educated into more modern political methods..
>Yours are old and moldy like your frat-house bread.. And about
>as effective.

>-djk

Quotes without attribution, Daniel.  Very bad form, even on a.f.
Oh and OB reading comprehesion, the obvious answer is "there will
always be hate.  Fight it as best you may."  We will never get rid
of bigotry, because there will always be people, like you, who hate.
I said nothing about politics.  What did you think I meant, Daniel?

>--- Daniel J. Karnes / WA6NDT --------------------------------------

cws
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.sex
From: skaven@milton.u.washington.edu (William Gilliland)
Subject: Re: Regrets
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 22:00:09 GMT

In article <7iDZiB3w164w@Nitro.CtEdge.COM> djk@Nitro.CtEdge.COM writes:
>kane@buast7.bu.edu (Hot Young Star) writes:

>> So, how long have you been a misogynist? As long as you've been a
>> homophobe?
>
>No. MUCH longer. BTW: 'homophope' is nothing but a 'horror-word'
>intended to incite loathing and such in a person in hope of
>manipulating him/her/it into conforming to your point of view.
>It also is not in any listing of medical terms or dictionary!!!
>
>Try this one: zzyzzzxrphobe
>
>It has just as much meaning.
>
>Regards.
>
>-djk
>
>--- Daniel J. Karnes / WA6NDT --------------------------------------
>--- NMS&Systems Engineering ----------------------------------------
>--- Djk@Nitro.CtEdge.COM / ..CtEdge!Nitro!Djk ----------------------
>-- 'innovative solutions for modern problems' ----------------------

George Weinberg introduced the term homophobia in _Society and the Healthy
Homosexual_ (New York: St. Martin's Press, 1972).

That it hasn't appeared in a dictionary yet means very little; language
changes all the time, especially in science/medicine.  Do you think
"Buckminsterfullerene" is in Webster's yet?

"Doesn't it bother you that evil messages | Bill Gilliland
creep into this .sig file when you read   |  
it backwards???"                          | skaven@u.washington.edu
                                          |
"Stranger things have happened."          | (with apologies to Negativland)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy)
Subject: Re: kebbie squeals like a stuck pig when he is exposed in another lie (was Re: Keegan Stoops to Attempted Fraud)
Organization: Who, me???
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 04:54:55 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.203822.28345@crd.ge.com> james g keegan jr <keegan@crd.ge.com> writes:
>kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy) writes:
>-> james g keegan jr <keegan@crd.ge.com> writes:
>-> >shall we move on to your next lie now?
>-> 
>-> "Next" lie, Jimmy? How can there be a "next" [sic] lie, when
>-> there was no lie to begin with???
>
>lie #1.......
>
>        'Is this the same James Keegan who donned his net.cop
>        badge and uniform, and told me to get "my" [sic]
>        child-support threads out of t.a this past December??'
>		kevin@cfctech (Kevin Darcy)
>		<1992Feb26.002308.5595@cfctech.cfc.com>

Do you really think people have forgotten this so soon? No evidence necessary.

>lie #2.....(this about susan garvin):
>
>        'The "original author" is a lying bitch who would say
>        anything to try and salve her gargantuan bruised ego.'
>		 <1992Mar14.103300.12979@rotag.mi.org>

I documented her lie.

							- Kevin
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