HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jac@doe.carleton.ca (James A. Cherry)
Subject: Re: I before E rule
Organization: Dept. of Electronics, Carleton University
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 16:50:01 GMT

In <1992Nov6.052120.27678@bcrka451.bnr.ca> nadeau@bcarh15d.bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau) writes:

>In alt.usage.english article <1992Nov6.140630.1@cc.newcastle.edu.au> ccjal@cc.newcastle.edu.au (John A Lambert) writes:
>>
>>John A Lambert
>>Centre for Literary and Linguistic Computing
>>The University of Newcastle NSW 2308 Australia
>>Phone National        (049)21 5751    Fax National       (049) 21 6910
>>      International +61 49 21 5751        International +61 49 21 6910
>>VAXPSI  PSI%0505249626002::CCJAL      AARNet  ccjal@cc.newcastle.edu.au

>Tried phoning him - anyone know how to dial "+"?

>          The Rhealist - nadeau@bnr.ca - BNR doesn't warlord!

C'mon, Rheal, you work for BNR, which is a subsidary of BCE, _the_ phone
company, and you don't know how to dial the "+"?  Shame on you.  Even as a
lowly former co-op student at BNR, _I_ know how to dial the "+"!  You press
the 2, 4, 6, and 8 keys simultaneously!  Geez, what is it with these...these...
phone company development-arm corporation employees?  I have some anagrams of
"Rheal Nadeau" for you:

   How mentally stimulating your job is:  Neural ade?  Ha!
    (This is obvious from how often you post on this group!)
   The thing located above your shoulders:  A head?  Unreal.
--
James A. Cherry                                         "Deal with it, pal!"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Subject: mst3k --a new amiga check?
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501
Date: 13 Nov 92 00:21:20 GMT

>>----------------------------------------------+-------------------------------
>>``What do you think sirs?''  -Joel (mst3k)    | .sig lite- all .sig no guilt
>>----------------------------------------------+-------------------------------
>[Sig continues]

"Mystery Science Theater 3000" in the common net jargon "mst3k"
is becoming so damn common in sigs it's just another culture flag.
We've seen three sigs in the last two weeks with "mst3k" in them.

I sniff a minor trend here. 

--
George F. McQuary 
"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pclark@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Peter Clark)
Subject: Re: Where did 'ethernet' come from anyway  was: Re: Correct pronunciation of 'ethernet'
Organization: Northeastern University, Boston, MA. 02115, USA
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 14:20:57 GMT

>
>clare
>
>-- 
>     |                 &   Official Welcomer    &  Hello, my name is Inigo 
>,--. |  --. ,--. ,--.  &      of the RFA        &  Montoya.  You killed my 
>|    | ,--| |    |--'  &  BigSis to Kristiina,  &  father. Perpare to die.
>`--' " `--" "    `--'  &    Eric and Chris      &    -- The Princess Bride
                            
                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 

Um, guess all that we need to say is AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!! WHO CARES??????

-- 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Peter Clark         + Empire is not a game, its a state of mind. 
pclark@ds5000.dac.  + EMACS is computerese for torture device.
northeastern.edu    + MUDding into the 21st century!
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: I before E rule
Date: 9 Nov 92 09:50:09 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <1dkm09INNe9h@huon.itd.adelaide.edu.au> dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au writes:
>In article <1dem9oINNsaf@life.ai.mit.edu>, daz@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu 
>  (David A. Z.) writes:
>|> In article <1992Nov6.052120.27678@bcrka451.bnr.ca> nadeau@bcarh15d.bnr.ca 
>|> (Rheal Nadeau) writes:
>|> >In alt.usage.english article <1992Nov6.140630.1@cc.newcastle.edu.au> 
>|> ccjal@cc.newcastle.edu.au (John A Lambert) writes:
>|> >>
>|> >>John A Lambert
>|> >>      International +61 49 21 5751        International +61 49 21 6910
>|> 
>|> >Tried phoning him - anyone know how to dial "+"?
>|> 
>|> 	Assuming that you're calling from the United States, it's easy:
>|> 
>|> 	Just push the "+" on your phone keypad.  If you have an older 
>|> phone without the "+" on it, simply dial "011" instead of the
>|> plus sign, and then rest of the phone number as shown.
>
> No no no . . . you've missed the point completely. What he *really* meant
>was that real jugglers can juggle 5 but when he can juggle 6 then real
>jugglers can juggle 6!
>

Personally, I use "fascimile". . . I asked the man from Canon - he knows
about these things!
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: TELNET free FTP free
Date: 10 Nov 92 18:55:44 GMT
Organization: The Inner Circle

In alt.bbs.internet, jig1@crux3.cit.cornell.edu (Julian Gorfajn) signs:
|
|///////////////////////////////////////////////                CORNELL
|///////////////////////////////////////////////   CCCCC       UNIVERSITY
|//                                         ////  C     C
|// XXXXXXXXXX                              XX//  C            / 999  6
|//     XX      Julian I. Gorfajn           XX//  C  U     U     9 9  6
|// x   XX   x           jig1@cornell.edu   XX//  C  U  C  U     999  666
|// XXXXXXXXXX                              XX//   CCUCC   U       9  6 6
|//                                         XX//     U     U       9  666
|///XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX//     U     U
|///////////////////////////////////////////////      UUUUU    ENGINEERING
|///////////////////////////////////////////////                          

Ah, "ENGINEERING"... say no more. Roll on 96.

Tx. [maybe Matt should give him a large clue with a heavy blunt instrument?]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Creationism next???
Date: 8 Nov 92 14:57:18 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: rk3h+@andrew.cmu.edu (Robert J. Knapp)

In article <geyclu200VpZAWsEZS@andrew.cmu.edu>,
		rk3h+@andrew (Robert J. Knapp) signs:
Rob "Money is not our God" Knapp

Open a book,				|	LEGALIZE
and open your mind			|
the only thing they can't censor	|	[MNIBG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
is logic.				|
-------------------------------------------------------------
"Life is something to be experinced through the eyes of a child."
                   			-Me
-- 
Uh oh.  The sig.police got him.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: a NEW thread
Date: 6 Nov 92 00:13:39 GMT
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California

In alt.music.rush article <1992Nov1.081505.2634@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
 ANDERSONC@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Chris Anderson) writes:
>
>--
>Chris Anderson
>cander@sodium.mps.ohio-state.edu
>andersonc@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu
>
>life is the words; government is the punctuation. -- anderson

Huh?

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
I probably shouldn't have slept through
all those govt. classes back in school...
From: kay@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (k)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: hello
Date: 7 Nov 92 17:20:31 GMT
Organization: Project Quantum Gweep
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigwpi.wpi.edu

In article <ltran.721132265@du248-03.cc.iastate.edu> ltran@iastate.edu (Lang V Tran) writes:
>sorry about this, just a test
>
>-- 
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Lang Tran (Username: ltran)        |                Safe - Sex
> Address: 2613 Hunt Street          |  /''\ \   / |''\ |''' |'') ('') |''' \  /
> City, State, Zip: Ames, IA 50010   | |      \ /  |--< |--  |--   \   |--   >< 
lessee....

how kind of him to include his snail address, and look!  How clever!  He's 
included his (intuitively obvious) userid, but NOT the name of his system--
you have to check the headers to get that.  3 points.

Incomplete BUAF, which appears to be Pipe-Slash-Apostrophe Helevetica 44pt...
2 pts.

Candidate for Compleeeeeeeeete Thaaaaat .Siiiiiiig, except it's so 
obvious...only 1 pt.

...and an idiotic cyberspace type reference. 2 pts.

(Weird, but in my editor during the followup, it gets wrapped and looks 
80+ column, but once it gets into inews it's not...)

So that's...

8 on the ickometer.

(Not too bad, considering that the ickometer isn't on a 1-10 scale like most
sigometers...)

sigh
k

-- 
mosh!  nosh!  mosh!  don't stop moving!  or: the problem of dining punks
just one of the many pressing metamechanical problems being addressed at
the institute for applied wedge physics and petrarcosmology worcester ma
kay@wpi.wpi.edu  chief observer and research head  project quantum gweep
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: torban@csuvax1.csu.murdoch.edu.au (Torban Bennett)
Subject: >>FUA deleted the subject (was: Run<> again!!!)
Organization: Murdoch University
Date:  5 Nov 92 06:23:51 GMT


>---
>| Marc Barrett -MB-  |  email: barrett@iastate.edu
>--------------------------------------------------
>   Annoy the Media: Re-elect George Bush!!!!

Annoy the WarLords: Re-use this sig!!!!

@;-|    self appointed/deluded netgod.
        "Game over boys!" - Mr Flibble
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Claymores
Date: 9 Nov 92 22:16:47 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Solipsist at Large <IK20001@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> writes:
  
                            /\
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                          \-||-/        
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                       *    ||    *
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                            ()
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                            /\

Wow! A real honest-to-goodness sword.
will wonders never cease?
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: U of Chicago Radioactive (was Still Sinking.../Architectural Goofs)
Date: 10 Nov 92 01:19:50 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <1992Nov9.234129.13818@twg.com> nolan@twg.com writes:

[two line followup deleted]

>--
>Nolan "Man enough to do woman's work" Hinshaw
>Internet: nolan@twg.com			Dingalingnet: (415)962-7197	
>"Be careful,..., or I'll use a plunger on your face untul you burp shit."
>   A. Banta, alt.peeves
>"Never fight with your wife. Just dicker" Harry Maulsby
>"Anything that disorients you is good for you"  Tiny Doctor Tim
>"Illiterati non Carborundum(tm)" Mise me fein
>"Grab Dick and come on down"  Don Pette
>"You can't combat illiteracy with soap" Jenny Gutbezahl, alt.peeves
>"Boy, was I in for a dose of reality." Randall K. Abler
>"... necrophilia doesn't really hurt anybody."  Rick Gordon
>"Well, first of all, your stance is too wide"



well, this guy has increased his sigsize by at least 50%! what shall we give 
him??

(a tutorial in how to use the delete key?)


bah.
--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: ksdavis@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Karleenus Schwartz Davis)
Subject: Re: Somthing you can try (it takes a lot of balls : -) )
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 05:24:49 GMT

In article <Bx9ByD.7CB.2@cs.cmu.edu> anonymus+2711@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu (ChaoSman) writes:
>
> [article on ben-wa balls deleted]
>
>-chaosman, forgetting all them ancient chinese secrets.
>
>                            "Hey farmer, When ya gonna fix that leakin' roof?"
>  /_] __ _      __ (  ]__  _      _  _  "Well stranger, when it's rainin' it's
>_//  |  | |_/\_/ o\ \(_  \/ |_/\_| \| |  too wet to fix it and when it's dry
-/(_/||    |/ o\    |\)\     |/ o\|    |  it's just as good as any man's house"
(____||__|_|__/\\__/|___)_\/_|__/\\_|\_|            - "Arkansas Traveller"
>


Naaaaaame that font!  Please?

-sz
From: okes@essex.ac.uk (Simon Oke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS...
Date: 9 Nov 92 22:12:47 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Essex, UK.
In-reply-to: cmgeorg@eos.ncsu.edu's message of 6 Nov 92 19:18:55 GMT

In alt.music.hardcore, cmgeorg@eos.ncsu.edu (CHRIS MICH GEORGOULIAS) writes:

-chris

 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++                                                                           
 +      Chris Georgoulias                                                    +
 + North Carolina State University                                           +
 +     cmgeorg@eos.ncsu.edu                                                  +
 +                                                                           +
 +                                                                           +
 + "Aah... who cares about school...who cares about life...who cares about   +
 +  me.  Not me, that's for sure!  Look!...(punches himself in the head)..   +
 +  ...I just don't care!"                                                   +
 +                                       -Vyvian,  The Young Ones            +                                             
 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I have deleted the indentation so that you can really get the feel of this one.
Yes, he is a member of the 80 column club. Yes, he really _does_ indent his sig
with spaces. He has a quote from _The Young Ones_. And I really dig that
whitespace.

--
This signature is copyright 12/6/1992 Simon Oke. All rights reserved. If you
like it and keep a copy for your own use, you owe me $20. Please pass it on
to your friends with all documentation.              Email okes@essex.ac.uk.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Live long and prosper.
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: I before E rule
Keywords: warlordfree
Date: 11 Nov 92 01:49:36 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.warlord,alt.fan.big-bottoms
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California

tim@crash.canon.co.uk writes:
>nadeau@bcarh1ab.bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau) writes:
>|meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) writes:
>|>dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au writes:
>|>>daz@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (David A. Z.) writes:
>|>>|> nadeau@bcarh15d.bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau) writes:
>|>>|> >In alt.usage.english article <1992Nov6.140630.1@cc.newcastle.edu.au> 
>|>>|> ccjal@cc.newcastle.edu.au (John A Lambert) writes:
>|>>|> >>
>|>>|> >>John A Lambert
>|>>|> >>      International +61 49 21 5751        International +61 49 21 6910
>|>>|> 
>|>>|> >Tried phoning him - anyone know how to dial "+"?
>|>>|> 
>|>>|> 	Assuming that you're calling from the United States, it's easy:
>|>>|> 
>|>>|> 	Just push the "+" on your phone keypad.  If you have an older 
>|>>|> phone without the "+" on it, simply dial "011" instead of the
>|>>|> plus sign, and then rest of the phone number as shown.
>|>>
>|>> No no no . . . you've missed the point completely. What he *really* meant
>|>>was that real jugglers can juggle 5 but when he can juggle 6 then real
>|>>jugglers can juggle 6!
>|>>
>|>
>|>Personally, I use "fascimile". . . I asked the man from Canon - he knows
>|>about these things!
>|
>|No no no!  It's the Southern Cross, a constellation visible only in
>|the Southern hemisphere!
>
>  In some foriegn countries, telephone numbers are NOT arranged in 3 or 4
> numbers per grouping.  In some countries, LIKE DENMARK, they organize numbers
>in 2 numbers per grouping!  For someone who claims that the world is your
>oyster, you really have a lot to learn about foriegn countries.

For the terminally clue-impaired, it's actually a quote from the Eagle's
"Hotel California".  You must have still been in diapers then.

-- 
Dave Sweeney       bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
never met a stupid followup I didn't like
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: towel ignites in microwave oven
Date: 12 Nov 92 22:57:52 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <BxMDFD.HLB@encore.com> jpenovic@1.com writes:
>
>  jan
>
>********************************************************************
>TTFN,    ___           *   jpenovic@encore.com
>      / /   /  /\   /  *   jpenovic@gould.UUCP
>     / /___/  /  \ /   *   {allegra,ucf-cs}!uflorida!gould!jpenovic
>/___/ /   /  /    /    *   {uunet,sun,pur-ee}!gould!jpenovic
>                       *   Encore Computer Corp., Ft. Lauderdale, FL
>*********************************************************************

ttfn....TTFN?! oh god, she doesn't mean...

bah.

--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: 1. d4 c5?!; 2. d5
Date: 9 Nov 92 18:44:56 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: alacron!adb@uunet.UU.NET (alan brunelle)

In article <9211062149.AA26313@alacron>,
		alacron!adb@uunet (alan brunelle) signs:
		  ###             ##
		  ###               #
				     #
		  ###    #####       #
		  ###                #
		   #                #
		  #               ##

---
Alan D. Brunelle, M.Sc.
Principal Software Engineer
ALACRON, INC.
71 Spitbrook Road, Suite 204
Nashua, NH 03060
Phone: (603) 891-2750		FAX: (603) 891-2745

adb@alacron.com

---

"Hey, question marks are punctuations, and I have nothing against 
 question marks, so don't call me an anti-punctuationalist, ok?"


---


Who said: 
	"I want to thank the American people for electing me President 
	 for the past 12 years ... well, um, I want to thank the American
	 people for re-electing George Bush for 4 more years, ... well, um,
	 I would like to congratulate Michael Dukakis on winning the ...
	 What? Bill who? ... Was he involved in Iran-Contra?..."
-- 
Happiness is a warm signature ....  This is not happiness.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
From: saxe@pooh.cs.unc.edu (Eddie Saxe)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Wanted: Altair 8000 or Imsai 8080 and Modem
Date: 5 Nov 92 17:24:19 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

In article <drice.720839003@ponder> drice@ponder.csci.unt.edu (Keith Rice) writes:

[stuff about the movie Wargames deleted]

>What I thought was funny was when they were at NORAD and were "conversing"
>with WOPR was that the speech synthesis was still available even though
>there weren't any speech boxes around.
>
>--
>_____________________________
>__-----____--___--__-----____  D. Keith Rice
>__--__--___--__--___--__--___  University of North Texas
>__--___--__--_--____--___--__  Department of Computer Science
>__--___--__----_____--__--___  Denton, Texas, USA
>__--___--__--_--____--_--____
>__--__--___--__--___--__--___  drice@ponder.csci.unt.edu
>__-----____--___--__--___--__            - or -
>_____________________________   drice@cs.unt.edu


All right, let's see here... sig to text ration way out of line, not to
mention the text that I deleted, check.  80 pt. Seizure-inducing HideousDash
with Backgrounde (TM) BUAF, check.  Two email addresses, check.  Snail
mail address which informs the reader that Texas is in the US, check.

WTFIIWTP?

Eddie "WTFIIWTWTFIIWTP?" Saxe
-- 
saxe@cs.unc.edu                   NFS server uffizi not responding, retrying...
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Hello, and
Date: 11 Nov 92 22:44:48 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.good.morning <1992Nov11.140946.26734@cronkite.ocis.temple.edu> 
nikw@astro.ocis.temple.edu (Karl N. Weidenbacher) writes:

> - nik 
>
>--
>__________                  |
>\-------//                  |
>     _//    _____    ____   |                 ____            ____
>   _//     /     \  /    \  | ___   |    |  |/     |      |  /    \
> _//       |\____/  | /\ |  |/   \  |    |  |      |      |  \____
>//_______  |        | \/ |  |    |  |    |  |      |      |       \
>\________\  \_____  \____/  |    |  \____/  |       \____/|  \____/
>____________________|____________________|_________________________
>nikw@astro.ocis.temple.edu               |call on me any time
>                    |                    |
>                    |                \___/

Good job ol' Nik silver has retired from the fray!  This beauty is mangled
enough without a trip through one of his nifty machines!

Sure, baby!  We'll call on you *real* soon!

--jm
meach@gotta.love.philly      |   Looks almost like a Buffalo .sig, don't it?
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Urinal and electrical NO NO's GIVE IT UP GUYS!!
Date: 10 Nov 92 19:23:27 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <1992Nov10.152338.6735@dragon.acadiau.ca> 890530m@dragon.acadiau.ca (Darren MacKenzie) writes:

>-Doc
>
>-- 
>=============================================================================== The Commodore Amiga 4000 - 24 bit          16,777,216 colors (4096^2)!!         ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Buster: "Say go
>odnight, Babs."                                                 
>Babs  : "Goodnight, Babs."                                                      I'm tiny, I'm toony, and I'm a little looney!                                   ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Darren MacKenzi
>e                                                                ("The Doctor")                                                                  890530m@aucs.acadiau.ca
>===============================================================================

wow. i'm overwhelmed. those borders, that whitespace...i'm speechless....

bah.
(isn't that right, ruth?)


--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Sam Donaldson is a scream
Date: 6 Nov 92 10:30:49 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <1992Nov6.053512.21026@news.cs.brandeis.edu> st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>In alt.fan.letterman, hennessy@acsu.buffalo.edu (DOG BASEBALL!!!) writes:
>>
>>	Subject says it all. [rest of drivel deleted]
>>
>>
>>-- 
>>   /I\          Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
>>  /(*)\         hennessy@acsu.buffalo.edu                 
>> /IIIII\        "Leave EVERYTHING to ME!" - Powdered Toast Man       
>>/IIIIIII\       Happiness is a warm gun.
>
>Firstly, I included this particular line of quotation because it just
>made me think,"If the subject says it all, why even bother wasting our
>time with the rest of the post? Why not just post a subject line? Why
>bother writing the other stuff?"
>
>Secondly, Meach, I don't think that you are getting to these folks 
>quickly enough. Give this fellow a what for, will you? I thank you.

In a way, it's a pity that our 'secure' system doesn't allow 'finger'
from outside. . . you can learn *so* much about a person from his
.planfile.

I think ol' DOG BASEBALL!!!'s .project might explain the barphic:

>Project:
>That one day everyone will know the wonder of my nipples!

--jm
meach@ub.engineering.thank.you | "I despair.  I really do." (c) Tx. 1992