HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 19:04:31 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Sep8.004936.7311@news.iastate.edu> tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu writes:
>HELP ME HELP ME
>IM FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP
>IM HAVING CHEST PAINS!!!!
>

Finally, proof that Iowa is 2 years behind the rest of the world.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes)
Subject: Re: Thanks CJ
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 21:15:44 GMT

cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:

>I'm pleased to announce cj's editing service for Neanderthals!
>Yes, for a modest fee, I will edit your Usenet posts to remove
>bad grammar, stupidity, misogyny, misandry, sexism, racism, and
>hatred. 

That'll certainly reduce the traffic in THIS froup.

My poor kill file will have nothing to eat....curse you, CJ....
all its little mewling baby killfiles will go hungry....


	-JAH

--
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josh@mowgli.cqs.washington.edu             206 685-2793
Exclaimer: Hey!           Plan: Birth School Work Death
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Let's Talk Turkey
Date: 14 Sep 92 03:04:10 GMT


Gobble Gobble Gobble
Gobble Gobble Gobble
Gobble Gobble Gobble


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	______________________________________________________________
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	|  \ o.O|  Vote for Bill 	|Roger Carasso@Inference.com |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: CARASSO need an account
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 22:24:26 GMT

In article <TOMF.92Sep12180010@ai.bunny.gte.com> tomf@gte.com writes:
>
>jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) writes:
>
>>        $100 Quatloos to the first person to provide CARASSO with an account 
>>	 with access to net news.
>
>Better yet, get him an account with reading privileges only.  No posting.
>Then we can place bets on how long he'll last before his head explodes.

Won't work; he can still use mail-to-news gateways. Cut off his
e-mail access, and THEN you've got something.

>
>-Tom
>$5 on 3 days

$30 on 1

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Random Hacker, Cornell Engineering and Theory Center 
  "I'll eat anything that's BRIGHT BLUE!!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: Missing Gypsy
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 07:04:14 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

IN ALT.ROMANCE.CHAT bz687@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (E. Andi Woods) writes:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
)
)*hugs* to all
 ^^^^^^
)
)Andi 
)Official Gypsy of the RFA
          ^^^^^

...just as I theorized.


.
.
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Foo Bird Variation: Supply Your Own!
Date: 12 Sep 1992 04:24:10 GMT
Organization: Rice University

Once upon a time, Gooley, Carasso and Starcap'n Ra were tromping around in
the jungles of Botswana.  Why this was is a mystery, and rightfully so.

Gooley happened to stoop down and adjust his spats when suddenly, yet not
unexpectedly, a large bird with colorful plumage removed his left testicle
with pruning shears.  "Hey!" shouted Gooley and chased the bird away, 
although not before getting its license number.

"Better not lick the wound," advised a superstitious and bemused Carasso.
"Legend says that if one attempts to cauterize the amputations of the
Foo Bird, your homeowner's insurance will be revoked and alcohol will
forever taste like pool cleaner."

"Nonsense," scoffed Gooley, spitting out flecks of bloody cartilage, and
lowered his abdomen into a handy tar pit.  BOOM! a bolt of lightning shattered
the air, striking Carasso cleanly between the shoulderblades.

Later on, Gooley and S'nR made their way through the dense overgrowth and
into the urban jungle of Lower Hoboken.  As the pair were stopped at a
deer crossing, that same pesky Foo Bird swooped down and squirted Gooley
with a healthy dose of Vick's Nasal Spray.  Gooley's nose promptly began
dripping, but Starcap'n Ra stopped him from wiping it up.  "If you do,"
he warned, "you will develop a painful rash and forget your Social 
Security Number."  "Horse-Hockey," replied Gooley, and deftly had his
sinuses surgically removed.  Starcap'n Ra was promptly run over by an
ice-cream truck playing 'Greensleeves'.

Only moments later, Gooley was continuing his journey, only now in the
Age of Dinosaurs exibit at Epcot Center.  Yet again, that pesky Foo Bird
made a nuisance of himself, peppering Gooley with small-arms fire in a
drive-by shooting.  Gooley seized this opportunity to spread Brylcreme
liberally over his taut, muscular buttocks.

"Hey!  Cut that out!" shouted the Foo Bird.  "Don't you know that if you
act perverted in a Disney Attraction, newbies will terrorize talk.bizarre
until the cows come home?!"  "Tough!" hooted Gooley, and pretended to
make lewd advances toward Ariel the Mermaid.  At that moment, Hurricane
Andrew swept through and rendered all Floridan life-forms into a pale,
pink mist.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

Better a Gooley in a gully than two stitches in my doctor.

Also:

Always drive below the posted speed limit.
-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill

			
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: I coulda been a contender (Re: Another fizzle from gweg)
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 04:38:10 GMT


greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak) writes:
>
>   In article <1992Sep2.154417.569@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>   }
>   }Gregory Nowak:
>   }>   If you want to fuck with Marky, you have to be able to GET IT UP first.
>
>   }I've heard you were really good at the flaming thing, greg.  I must
>   }say I am dissapointed....
>
>
>   I'll just bet you are.
>
>   Tiny swats for tiny twats, kiddo. 

Oh, I GET IT!!!

The fiendish logic astounds me.


>Now get back to Mary Palm.

not an astoundingly boring flame, a TINY SWAT!!!!

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: OK I don't believe this shit
Date: 6 Sep 92 11:57:50 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command



Ok, you're going to try to tell me that NO ONE ON THIS WHOLE FUCKING PLANET
posted to talk.bizarre since last night?

I want to know who the fucks been sucking all the normal talk.bizarre 
traffic into oblivion away from my newsfeed here on Navnet.
nmrdc1-nocush-mimsy <--- university of maryland


I want NAMES, and I want account ID's.  I have 3 risc stations just waiting
to through net garbage their way
-- 
I hate the 3B2
The 3B2 can bite me.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael Rigler)
Subject: Re: Everybody's future (was Re: What is my future?)
Organization: IFA
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 07:25:18 GMT

>Dave Polewka writes:    It's *easy* to find true happiness:

Okay, I guess I'll try the Polewka Method.  I'm deeply unhappy,
and I have nothing to lose but my time...

>>  1. Help others.  (I already do that.  Next...)
>>  2. Be grateful for what you have.

    What I have is UNHAPPINESS.  In great quantities.  And I am deeply
    grateful for this.  I would like to take this opportunity to thank
    all those who have contributed to my UNHAPPINESS.  Especially the
    members of my thesis committee.  Thank you thank you thank you.  
    Whatever would I do without you?

>>  3. Quit bitchin' about what you don't have.

    What I don't have is HAPPINESS.  But I don't care a bit.  Nope.
    I'm quite content to live without HAPPINESS of any kind.  You
    won't catch me bitching about not having HAPPINESS.  

So now, I guess I just sit back and wait.............................
.....................................................................
................................................it didn't work, Dave.

---
Rigler                                        (but thanks for trying)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Subject: Re: Bloody hell!
Organization: Computing Something Division
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 01:53:57 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.214214.1852@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>
>A moment of silence please.  Shank Hall burned down yesterday.
>
>Mark "No longer goes up to 11" Lippert


Oh, sigh.

I don't think people understand.  Shank Hall.  When a band played shank
hall, it was like someone talked them into playing their basement.  You and
some friends getting together to listen to oh, Too Much Joy.  Gordon Gano.
Arms and Legs and Feet.  Timbuk 3.  Fucking Fucking a.



first Century Hall, now Shank Hall... what next? Landmark? Vitucci's?

THE BOARDWALK?

-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (jujuman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE COMPLETE BRITISH TO AMERICAN DICTIONARY
Date: 5 Sep 92 05:54:12 GMT
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology

Distribution: world

In article <1992Sep3.064948.16324@osf.org> sp@osf.org (Simon Patience)  
writes:
> > I notice the omission of "humour -> humor" in this posting.
> 
> Yes, I noticed humour missing from this article too.
> 
> Simon.

Patience, Simon. It will come to you, just give it time.
--
"I ayaaan't no heeyick"
  - Lou Ann from Georgia
From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hmmmm
Date: 7 Sep 1992 23:49:28 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

In article <barnv!r.chaos@netcom.com> chaos@netcom.com (chaos) writes:
>rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>>Who nominated John F. Woods as talk.bizarre's Designated Flamer?
>>i thought it should be put to a vote
>oh.  i see.  you are under the mistaken impression that t.b is
>a DEMOCRACY.
>we don't vote here.  we ACT. 

But, is becoming the t.b DF a prudent act?

>by the time you'd count the votes, they mean nothing.  start swimming.

Too late.  I think i'm drowning.


5150
glub glub glu....
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: FEMINIST QUIZ
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 92 20:11:01 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.


      ---------------------------------------------------------
      ---------------------------------------------------------
			    FEMINIST QUIZ
			   (FOR WOMEN ONLY)
      ---------------------------------------------------------
      ---------------------------------------------------------
				   
1. The name of the female human is ________.
	1) Girl		2) Woman	3) Goddess

2. My hair is __________.
	1) long blonde	2) medium brown	3) short and black

3) To work I like to wear ___________.
	1) tight miniskirts	2) womens business suits	
	3) 3-piece pin-stripped sears sucker suit

4) In my spare time I like to _____________.
	1) teach aerobics	2) read romance novels
	3) rebuild the engine on my '63 Chevey

5) Men and women are equal, except men can't _______________.
	1) sew	2) give birth	3) see beyond my flat chest.



---------------------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------------------------
OK, Add up all the points from your answers, let's see how you did...

    5 -  9  Listen dweeb, this is a test for women, not your fantasy girl.
   10 - 11  Normal Average American Female
   11 - 12  Feminist
   13 - 15  Lesbian Feminist

---------------------------------------------------------
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael Rigler)
Subject: Re: Your friendly information service
Organization: IFA
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 07:42:30 GMT

Arthur Delano writes:
>
>Your friendly information service would like to tell you that
>even the most vile, venal, ignorant and repulsive creature to
>ever post to talk.bizarre can elicit sympathy from the majority
>of readers therein if the proper strategies are adopted.
>
>Behaving pitifully is perhaps the only way to ensure that one
>earns only contempt and condemnation.

Oh dear.  You're talking about me, right?  I guess I have been 
behaving rather pitifully.  I'm really sorry.  I didn't mean to.  
It's just that times have been hard on me lately, and you guys 
are my only friends left in the world -- even my parents have 
cut me off -- so it's only natural that I reach out to you for 
comfort and support, isn't it?

No.  No, that's not being really fair to you, is it.  I can see 
that now.  You didn't ask for this.  I have just become a big 
burden.  Oh I'm so sorry.

Oh God, why I can't I do anything right?  WHY?!?!?

I can't believe this.  I've gone and made an ass out of myself in
front of all of you.  You're probably sitting there laughing at me.

AH HECK!  SHOOT!  TO HELL WITH ALL OF YOU!!!  I HOPE YOU DIE!!!

Rigler
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: something to remember
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
	<1992Sep14.221933.24778@alembic.acs.com>
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 05:47:22 GMT
Comments: Silence those who oppose freedom of speech!


fypsy writes:
 Rob Dobson writes:
  Jenine Abarbanel writes:

>>>no matter how cool he seems, you're still dealinf with
>>>a male.

>>rof's new account?!?!?!

>>o well, all you fuckers from netcom are the same person, one entity,
>>carrasofooleyrcihhchaosjenine.

> confratulations, dootbrain.  you have just insulted the most
> Fabulous Babe in t.b.  jenine is forfeous, tall, and bif enoufh
> to tear you limb from limb and then fnaw the flesh from your
> bones.  even His Royal Bifotry, rofer carasso, was unable to
> make a dyke joke about her.  upon meetinf her, men fall to
> their knees and praise fod for allowinf them a flimpse of such
> perfection.

> you just don't learn, do you?

Meanwhile, in the junfle, Wilbur the Pif was almost ready for his bif
date with Cowa Jumbo Sombrero.  As you will remember, in the last
episode, we left Wilbur with a bif bif problem: he was broke.  Now,
kiddies, Cowa Jumbo Sombrero is no ordinary lioness.  She is the queen
of the junfle.  She is hot.  She is forfeous.  Naturally Wilbur can't
take her just anywhere.  He has to do somethinf truly special.

Cowa, on the other hand, is crazy for Wilbur.  She doesn't care if he
takes her to a mud hole.  Or a tar pit.  Or even to a nice restaurant.

Will Wilbur do the rifht thinf? Will they live happily ever after?
Stay tuned for the excitinf adventures of Wilbur the Pif. 




--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.
	    Cute signature quote by They Might Be Giants:
	       D, world destruction / Over an overture
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,news.groups,comp.sys.mac.misc
From: aslakson@nano.cs.umn.edu (Brian Excarnate)
Subject: Why comp.sys.mac.advocacy is a bad idea
Organization: :noitazinagrO
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 16:40:19 GMT

In talk.bizarre rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Valerie Mates writes:
>>Anybody interested in considering splitting rec.food.veg into two
>>groups, one for discussion about vegetarianism and the other for
>>recipes and cooking tips?
> 
>I suggest we adopt the time-tested solution of K*nt Paul Dolan.

>How about a CFD for rec.food.veg.advocacy.

>rp -- I see a great need.

Very eloquent.


Brian
alt.swedish.chef.advocacy.advocacy.advocacy
--
Donny IS Joseph
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Followup-To: misc.test
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 17:58:38 GMT

---
ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:
|Trekkies and Elvis fans
|about the same level in popularity as jehovas witnesses 

When's the last time a Trekkie knocked on your
door on Saturday morning, trying to sell you
a K/S fanzine?

---
cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com      C J Silverio/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720
"Your sweet little book is a bizarre collection of out-of-context 
quotations, misquotations, misleading quotations, non sequiturs, errors 
of fact and just about every other dirty intellectual trick known
to man." --Tim O'Neill, on the JW's anti-evolution book
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: Re: Prime Polyhedra
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 06:30:18 GMT

I wrote:
>In three dimensions, a cube (6 vertices) can be divided 
>into two tetrahedra (4 vertices each). No tetrahedron
>can be divided into two polyhedra that each have fewer
>than 4 vertices. Tetrahedra are the smallest [{("prime")}]
>polyhedra.

My division was incorrect in this universe. A cube (8 vertices) 
can be divided in many ways, yielding 6 tetrahedra. A cube is 
simple, and many of the ways to factor it yield only polyhedra
with fewer vertices (e.g. divide into 2 right-angle prisms 
(6 vertices each), then divide each of those into three tetrahedra,
yielding fewer vertices per polyhedron at each step.)

Now I want more:
I want the term for polyhedra not bisectable into two (etc.)
polyhedra, each with fewer vertices than the original.

I want an algorithm to generate these [{("prime")}] polyhedra,
so I can encrypt 3space.

                              billbill@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: pet story
Organization: University of Utah
Date: 11 Sep 92 10:15:43

sox was my first dog.  well, spotty was really my first dog, but i was
too little to remember much at that time.  sox was a small dog, but he
had a big heart.  he would run until his tongue was dragging on the
ground, trying to keep up with me as i pedaled my bicycle on the dirt
trails behind my house.  he had boundless energy to match my own.
until that fateful morning.

as near as we could figure it, sox had accidentally scratched himself
in that special spot that all dogs have.  by time we found him, he had
scratched clean through.  it was horrible.  i could never eat dog food
again.

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: Thanks CJ
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 06:42:41 GMT

ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy) writes:

] CJ has volunteered to help me circumvent your killfiles
] by posting my messages for me.
] 
] Thanks CJ!
] 
] ata boy



My dear Mr Dodson,

you are against abortion.  i can assume that you are strongly  against
abortion.

you obviously wanted my wife to die.

fuck you very very much.

sincerely,
matthew paul legare
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep, In Search Of The American Dream
Date: 8 Sep 92 07:05:16 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.

"Turned around at Barstow - bored."

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade,aus.films
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 02:31:23 GMT

In article <Sep15.020331.93380@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>In article <1992Sep14.023713.8096@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (me) writes:
>>In article <Sep14.021145.78760@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>>Defending Kumquats and Kiwi Fruit are noble pursuits.
>>
>>The next time any mention is made of Kiwi and/or any of its/her derivatives,
>>you are going to be in some SERIOUS TROUBLE with the moderators of alt.kiwi.
>>
>I wonder if it's possible to genetically engineer Kiwi birds so they can fly 
>again?

Watch it.

The net.kiwi.police are watching. However, in response to your question (since
it was phrased in the form of a question), one can safely assume the the
aforementioned is impossible, unless of course you take "flying" in the
biblical sense, which experience tells me is QUITE possible. Boxer shorts
help. But we're straying too far from the subject: the point of this
extended tirade is, in fact, to show that only Buster Poindexter and
related look-alikes actually have the guts to sport such a coiffure in the
90's. Seriously: look at the guy. How do you think that pompador looks
at 5:30 in the morning, the time by which he/they/it must get up to properly
mousse and tease to achieve the desired effect?

I'd like to pose the following question to the net: We all know that the
color of our favorite kinds of fruit is taken for granted, within a
certain range of shades (i.e. apples may be red or green, as well as grapes,
and brown bananas are sometimes okay). But when you get right down to the
pith of the matter, how would you like to bite into a nice, soft, juicy
maroon-colored watermelon? Or a turquoise orange? 

It's one of the great cruxes of the modern era, ever since the late
Alfred Gouley stood atop the steps of the Lincoln Memorial in 1978 and
spake: "I am but a tick. But I suck the blood of the world."

Think about it.


mdw
this posting marked in braille for the benefit of the visually handicapped


-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Random Hacker, Cornell Engineering and Theory Center 
  "I'll eat anything that's BRIGHT BLUE!!"
From: dlee@aludra.usc.edu (ROGER DAVID CARASSO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Please write to me!
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,talk.bizarre
Date: 14 Sep 1992 18:21:25 -0700
Organization: ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

IN K12.CHAT.SENIOR 
Melanie.Ilton@p3.f155.n633.z3.fidonet.org (Melanie Ilton) writes:
:)
:) Well I'm in year ten at Syndal Secondary College. 

Year 10 in College?  What are you a fucking loser graduate student?
Get a clue you shitless rat bastard little miss prissy all decked out
on the computer screen to tempt us, just because we can't reach you,
just because your breasts are soft and perky, thinkin' you're too good
for us, thinkin' that after year 10 you're so smart that we couldn't
wait outside your campus office and rape you behind the bushes and
feel your soft smooth pleasures, you fucking bitch.  well we'll see...


carasso "in a state of transition..."



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Hi there
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 13:36:27 GMT

In article <6bzndk_.cliftonr@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
>
>  I'm a pathetic dupe.  Killfile me now, before I sin again.

I tend to killfile threads, not people (Duh Duhson being an exception)
No sin, man

>  -- Clifton (the bright side is that if so, now Rob Dobson is in my killfile)

just curious, but why? do forgeries get your goat? are you bummed out to see
articles without Re: in front of them?

or do you read talk.bizarre for the monty python quotes, and the discussion
of dave letterman.


>Home: cliftonr@netcom.com     +1 808 521 9073
>Work: clifton_r@verifone.com  +1 808 625 3234
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>"Whatever flames upon the night/Man's own resinous heart has fed." - W. B. Yeats

Oh yeah, come with me to alt.fan.warlord.......two email address AND two phone
#s. Theyll love you.......