HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: olson@husc8.harvard.edu (Chip Olson)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: <anybody>
Date: 23 Jan 93 04:21:52 GMT
Organization: Spam-On-A-Rope Inc.
In-reply-to: siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu's message of 22 Jan 93 19:44:08 GMT

In article <1jpiq8INNp5@matt.ksu.ksu.edu> siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Karl Siewert) writes:

><TO MAGDA AND SHONIAS:
>     I LOVE YOU.  IT'S GOOD TO HAVE NEW FRIENDS, AND TO THE REST OF Y'ALL
>I'M JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND BE A BASTARD TILL SUMBUDDY SEZ HI.>

Castellan sez "Hi".

>slash slips his jacket off his shoulders.  as it passes behind his back,
>it disappears.  he reaches back beneath his left arm, and slides an 
>Ibanez 3000 electric bass over his shoulder.  he begins playing the 
>Oscar meyer weiner song in 7/6 blues, and sipping his Phoenix.

"all right! Musical wierdness is truly a fine thing."

--
-Chip Olson. | olson@husc.harvard.edu | ceo@{gnu.ai,silver.lcs}.mit.edu
This article is a natural product.  The slight variations in spelling and
grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to
be considered flaws or defects.
From: siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Karl Siewert)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Danger Room Run (The Polymath)
Date: 21 Jan 1993 00:13:04 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu

hollombe@polymath.tti.com (The Polymath) writes:

>Mike: "Let's see it."

>The Polymath carefully hands Mike the pistol, slide back, muzzle down,
>grip first.  Mike confirms it's unloaded and hands it back.  Polymath
>checks it again and reholsters.

>Mike: "Got any ammunition on you?"

>"Just what's locked in the range bag."

>Mike: "Hmmm ... ok.  Just make sure it stays that way.  Sit in that
>corner, by the exhaust fan."

Rie sez "I'm sorry, I had no idea there was a weapons restriction.  Again, I'm
used to the Taiwan."

He steps to the bar and unseats his longbow and arrows.  He hands them to Mike 
who conceals them behind the bar.  He then removes several concealed knives
from his person, also handed to the bartender.  Finally, he steps back and of-
fers himself to be frisked.  

"Once again, gravest apologies."  Rie produces a bag of gold, which he hands to
Mike.  He wieghs the pouch and then nods.

"Drinks for everyone.  ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(maniacal laughter as he awaits the coming deluge)

Rie
From: lydick@SOL1.GPS.CALTECH.EDU (Speaker-to-Minerals)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Laz does fun stuff.
Date: 26 Jan 1993 13:05:47 GMT
Organization: HST Wide Field/Planetary Camera
Distribution: world
Reply-To: lydick@SOL1.GPS.CALTECH.EDU
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol1.gps.caltech.edu

In article <1993Jan26.014430.11385@ra.msstate.edu>, jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu (Jimmy Malcolm Pierce) writes:
>>So saying, Merlinvin goes to offer StM a hug, a drink, a scritch behind
>>the ears, or any combinations or permutations thereon.  (The massage
>>table is also open - although I think that skipping the scented oil remains
>>a good idea for massagees of the furry kind.)
>
>    "Well Merlinvin, thats a Kzin you are offering a 'scratch behind the
>ears' to !" Linda. :-)

Quoting Niven once again, StM recites:
	"Speaker-to-Animals, similarly surrounded, sprawled like a great orange
	hill across the grass.  Two women were scratching at the fur behind his
	ears....

	A kzin is a fearsome beast, yes?  But who can fear a kzin who is having
	his ears scratched?  It put Louis's guests at their ease, and it put
	the kzin at ease too.  Anything above the level of a field mouse likes
	having its ears scratched."
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From: ablanch@physics.su.OZ.AU (Shonias)
Subject: Re: <HI THERE>
Keywords: <VERMIN>
Organization: School of Physics, University of Sydney, Australia
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 10:25:50 GMT

In article <1jpi59INNsen@matt.ksu.ksu.edu> siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Karl Siewert) writes:
><SORRY, I ALWAYS FORGET TO TURN THAT OFF.> 
>with a quick distracted finger snap, his personal force field disappears
>he moves the globe towards Shonias,
><WANT TO TRY AGAIN?  BY THE WAY, WHO'S ARNIE?>

Shonias grins... "Yeah, why not?" and this time the drink hits its target...
"Oh, Arnie is just a muscle bound brainless hunk of killing machine,"
and she looks around nervously for any overprotective Arnold Schwarznegger
fans...

><IF THE /* HAS AN IDENTITY THING GOING, IT MAY BE EASIER JUST TO 
>CALL ME MARAUD.>

"Funny, I tend to think of him as "/*" without actually verbalising it...
Well anyway, pleased to meet you Maraud, I'm not a "cybrid", in fact I
guess an elf is about as far from it as you can get, but I do try to
be friendly..."

Shonias Q'Tari

--
**********************************
I could have a nervous breakdown,
But I don't believe in shrinks.
I should be drunker than a monkey,
But I don't like to drink.
**********************************
From: narxtc@casc.math.uh.edu (Noah Ramon)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Announcement!
Date: 26 Jan 1993 06:17:46 GMT
Organization: UH Dept of Math
NNTP-Posting-Host: casc.math.uh.edu

In article <83uyXB2w165w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu> ekho@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (amanda rothman) writes:
>
>  Amanda laughs, "Ug!  I remember one time when my GM calmly took out a bag,
>upturned it, dumping around 300 pennies on the table and announced, "Each
>penny is the equivalent of 25 wildebeasts."  Argh!  That was scary!  He
>seemed to be enjoying himself though."  She chuckles in fond rememberance.
>

GM's seem to enjoy stamping players... I mean, why do you think I play 
Paranoia? I mean, you don't have to be coy in that one - just "BLOMP",
and activate clones. I tend to use the "unlimited clones" rules, and 
have the players compete to see who gets the highest clone number at
the end of the night. I think the highest anyone got was 7 or 8...

Friend Citizen Rote-O-RTR-3, at your service!



--
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* Noah Ramon - The Bi-Bulb     * Your only limitation is your own *
* Mail to : narxtc@math.uh.edu * imagination - Beans Barton       *
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From: siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Karl Siewert)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: testing tin
Date: 21 Jan 1993 15:34:11 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu

daq@fc.hp.com (Doug Quarnstrom) writes:
>: "Should iron away from this thread?" muses Starknight.  "Or should I call the
>: coppers?"

>The next person that puns in response to this post is a dead man,
>unless, of course, it is a woman, in which case the appropraite
>gender substitution can be made.


>douglas

Aww, come on, doug.  It sodium little joke.  have we lead you to believe that 
we were making fun of you??  We're being as good as gold.  have a good day and
don't take any wooden nickels.

:):):)
Rie

-- 

                  James Riekar, barhopping yoyist, at your service     
                        address=siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu              
               Never underestimate the power of the truly eccentric.
From: schweppe@acs.bu.edu (Edmund Schweppe)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: a Punday delurking
Date: 27 Jan 93 22:53:16 GMT
Organization: Boston University, Boston, MA, USA

Jason writes:

[ introduction to Merlinvin massaging Thyra ]

>> "I would be overjoyed", replies Merlinvin, helping Thyra onto the table.
>> Starting with the cyan-blue scalp, Merlinvin's magic fingers slowly work
>> their way up and down Thyra's body, soothing and easing tensions away,
>> oiling bare skin (but not the golden-brown fur) and thoroughly relaxing
>  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> feline muscles ...  

>Jason whispers to Merlinvin "Thyra doesn't -have- any 'bare skin'. It's all
>covered by that downy fur of hers. Er, unless you were rubbing her more
>intimately than I thought?"

Merlinvin whispers back, "Well, this is actually a netlag problem... My RL
self had sorta lost track of what shape she was using, (she _has_ appeared
as a more or less conventional human female, hasn't she? or am I going 
prematurely senile?) and what her current percentage-of-furriness was, and
rather than hold up the massage any longer, I decided to add that line to,
as it were, cover all bases."

"Besides, I would never massage someone any fur-ther than was appropriate..."

__________________________________________________________________________
Ed Schweppe o/k/a Merlinvin - schweppe@acs.bu.edu,
    (or for faster replies)   eschweppe%drcoa1.decnet@drcvax.af.mil
All standard disclaimers (also datclaimers and deotherclaimers) apply.
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: cliveg@cix.compulink.co.uk (Clive Grace)
Subject: Re: testing tin
Reply-To: cliveg@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 16:59:00 +0000


> I have been around here far too long to start respecting the traditions
> at this point.
> 
> I respond as I see fit.

Tanais digests this latest statement a wrinkle appears on his brow 
and as soon as it appears it is gone.

[daq@fc.hp.com] and [*ing tin*] appears in his killfile for one week 
exactly, not because he doesn't like the person, but because he 
doesn't want to spend money downloading what he feels will turn into 
a flame war.

He hope's he's wrong.


+-------------------------------------------------------------------+
|  ..    "When I grow up, I want to stop being a computer journalist|
| .OO.    and learn how to write."                                  |
| O/\O                                                              |
|  --                              Tanais - friend to all furkindred|
+-------------------------------------------------------------------+
|cliveg@cix.compulink.co.uk | Bisexual knitter of quality since 1992|
+-------------------------------------------------------------------+
From: carrot@bear.stonemarche.org (Little red-headed girl)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re:  Delilah tries her hand at this...
Date: 27 Jan 93 01:09:36 GMT

Delilah at eaeu282@orion.oac.uci.edu (Ching-I Chen) writes:
>    	And there, in the middle of the bar, she sleeps.

	Rachel beckons kitten and the Lamplighter over. Quietly, they tuck
a pillow under Delilah's head and put a blanket over her. And just in
case, they put some of the soapboxes around her to keep her from getting
tripped over.
--
+--------------------------+----------------------------------------------+
|	carrot		   |	carrot@bear.stonemarche.org               |
+--------------------------+----------------------------------------------+ 
|   "Feel what might be. See what I see. Again and again and again and    |
| again say you don't. You say you don't, but you will.                   |
|   "How can you be so near and not see?" -"If You Intend"-10,000 Maniacs |
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
From: lydick@SOL1.GPS.CALTECH.EDU (Speaker-to-Minerals)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Uh....
Date: 25 Jan 1993 10:14:59 GMT
Organization: HST Wide Field/Planetary Camera
Distribution: world
Reply-To: lydick@SOL1.GPS.CALTECH.EDU
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol1.gps.caltech.edu

In article <2B609382.17762@news.service.uci.edu>, eaeu282@orion.oac.uci.edu (Ching-I Chen) writes:
=Someone is sitting in front of a computer terminal, amid a forest of 
=SUNs, WYSE's, IBM's and Mac's.  Confused-looking college students wander
=in and out of the computer lab, trying to appear in control when in fact
=they are incredibly lost.  She feels lost too, not even able to remember
=her own name... but she still grins goofily at the blinking orange cursor.
=The cursor does not smile back.

They seldom do.  However, I've got a fair amount of expertise with VMS and UNIX
operating systems, and some experience with MS-DOS.  Let me know if there's
anything I can do to help you with the computers.

=Someone does not know what she is doing, but she is enjoying it nonetheless.
=The undigestible remnants of the tuna-and-vegetable surprise she wolfed
=down at lunch today are settling in her stomach.  In a matter of hours she'll
=no doubt be nauseous.  But she'll enjoy it nonetheless.

Look on the bright side:  You *COULD* have eaten at Jack-in-the-Box.

=Someone hopes she isn't disturbing the usual going-ons here.  If so, she
=apologizes and regrets her actions deeply.  
=
=Someone is trying to say something.  You can barely hear it through the
=Shakespear's Sister tape blaring in the background.  It sounds like... is
=she cussing?  No, now she's shaking her head.  "F.A.Q!" she shouts
=emphatically.  Gesticulating wildly (is there any other way?) she manages
=to convey that she'd like the said F.A.Q. if at all possible.

Should be arriving shortly in the mail.
From: pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: testing tin
Date: 21 Jan 93 17:31:08 GMT
Reply-To: pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation


Doug Quarnstrom writes:
|>Phillip E lujan (pel@maximo.enet.dec.com) wrote:
|>: 
|>: siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Karl Siewert) writes:
|>: |>daq@fc.hp.com (Doug Quarnstrom) writes:
|>: |>
|>: |>>I am testing my spanking new tin notes reader. 
|>: |>
|>: |>>doug
|>: |>
|>: |>"So now you tin write notes to us, doug?" prattles a wide-eyed Rie.  "That's
|>: |>ok.  I'll steel read them.
|>: 
|>: "Should iron away from this thread?" muses Starknight.  "Or should I call the
|>: coppers?"
|>
|>The next person that puns in response to this post is a dead man,
|>unless, of course, it is a woman, in which case the appropraite
|>gender substitution can be made.

"Lighten up, Doug.  Around here, the appropriate response to puns you don't
like is to throw peanuts, not threats.  Or chocolate bombs - we got bombed
by ThunderKat (in Dreadnaught mode) a while back, and that was fun..."
Starknight appears miffed.  "And I couldn't even think of a pun to work into
this reply!  At least, not one that would be germanium..."

Starknight
spr@abo.dec.com
Disclaimer:  Huh?  What'd I say?
From: siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Karl Siewert)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: testing tin
Date: 22 Jan 1993 22:02:13 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu


>I do know that it was not Kate Hepburn.  She is alive and well despite
>rumors to the contrary.

<THANK THE GOD OF YOUR CHOICE IF YOU BELIEVE IN SUCH THINGS.
>: 
>: <PLASTICINE BLOODSTORM TROOPERS?  DON'T FEAR THE REAPER, BABY.  THERE'S
>: SCARIER STUFF IN THE PARKING LOT THAN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR 
>: PHILOSOPHIES, HORATIO.  

>This is a reasonable assertion on your part, but I would not bet 
>too much on it if I were you.

<TWENTY BUCKS TOO MUCH?>


 
>: BUT STILL, MY EVER 
>: TRUNCULENT YOUNG FRIEND, WE ARE NOT THE JUDGE, JURY, OR EXECUTIONER

>It is a fact that I have been deputized by the powers that be
>to be precisely the three things you list.
<NO EGO PROBLEMS HERE>

>I imagine so.  It would be even more difficult were you to attempt
>it with your tongue planted firmly in the cheek of someone other
>than yourself.
<CAN I CHOOSE?  IS MAGDA OUT THERE?>

>: WE SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO CHALLENGE ONE OF YOUR
>: OBVIOUS METAL.  MWAH.  LOVE YOU, BIG GUY

>I am touched and flattered, and I might even be aroused were I
>to attempt to perfect my Oscar Wilde affectation beyond the
>bounds of my normal heterosexual tendencies.
<I TOO HAVE NOTHING TO DECLARE BUT MY GENIUS.>
>It has been lovely speaking with you.  It seems you have a whiff
>of the spirit of my posts.

<NO PROBLEMA BIG GUY. JUST DON'T CONFUSE MY SENTIMENTS WITH THOSE
OF RIE, OR IN FACT FOR REALITY

MARAUD OUT>
-- 
/               James Riekar, barhopping yoyist, at your service              \
Impersonated at Fort Hays State by Karl G. Siewert, pretending to be at K-State
\                      address=siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu                       /
 \           Never underestimate the power of the truly eccentric.           /
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu (Jimmy Malcolm Pierce)
Subject: Re: Culinary Peculiarity (was Re: Dan'l hits Australia)
Organization: University of Southern Mississippi
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 05:06:27 GMT

>"Oh, and in case anyone didn't notice... I'm back."  He pauses for effect, and
>then adds, "Don't everyone leave at once, now."  His grin takes on a glint of

    "Oh, we wouldn't do that !" :-)

>mischievousness as he pads back toward a corner or a table (or maybe a table
>in a corner) and somehow manages to disappear into the local populace.
>-- 
>dgreen@jarthur.claremont.edu		       David "Mishael" Green

       "Welcome back !" Linda, DJ, and Robbie.

-- 
         Jim Pierce Bach. of Sci. in Applied Computer Science USM 
             jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu  Disclaimer: Standard.
                      Video. Peter Gabriel: Steam
From: feath@agora.rain.com (Feather)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: bird-of-prey pun *> *>
Date: 21 Jan 93 17:36:03 GMT
Organization: Open Communications Forum

In article <107680@bu.edu> schweppe@acs.bu.edu (Edmund Schweppe) writes:
>feath@agora.rain.com (Feather) writes:
>
>>"Just want to let you guys know that I/R-Crow was touring the contryside
>                                      ^^^^^^^^
>>with my best friend at the wheel.  Suddenly I noticed some hawks, or some
>>kind of birds-of-prey, circling around in the sky.  I said to my friend,
>>"Look!  Raptors!"  He replied in his usual deadly-pun way:  "If they were
>>lurking up there, would they be up in the raptors?"
>
>Merlinvin hasn't been up in Lurker's Heaven for a while...
>
>"Say, Feather... I didn't know it was so dark up in lurkerland that you had
>to be an *infrared* crow to see them..."
>
Hmmmm...  if it were /* up in lurkerland, would he be ultraviolet?
>
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: mtemplar@redunser.demon.co.uk (Alan Ralph)
From: narxtc@casc.math.uh.edu (Noah Ramon)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Didi's ill, again : -(
Date: 26 Jan 1993 06:13:38 GMT
Organization: UH Dept of Math
NNTP-Posting-Host: casc.math.uh.edu

In article <01GTY9FDWG5C8Y7C0Q@EAGLE.WESLEYAN.EDU> PCAHN@EAGLE.WESLEYAN.EDU writes:
>
>Rounder is seen in the middle of the floor jumping up and down upon reel after
>reel of celuloid.  You heard what the man said!
>
>Rounder

Thank you! If I never see one of those things again, it'll be too soon!

Random idea : why not do some cut'n'splice with some of those films and
THE scene from "Roger and Me"? (Those of you who've seen the movie, you know
which scene I mean...)


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* Noah Ramon - The Bi-Bulb     * Your only limitation is your own *
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Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: hilp@hfglobe.intel.com (Robin Rosenbaum)
Subject: Commemorative toasts (Was: Re: An early toast)
Organization: Intel Corporation
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 03:37:02 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.024352.29928@midway.uchicago.edu> mss2@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>In article <1jk92kINNan7@menudo.uh.edu> narxtc@casc.math.uh.edu (Noah Ramon) writes:
>>The Urban Spaceman says :
>>>  "[Challenger crew]  Gone, but not forgotten." 
>>Thank you for reminding us.
>>For explorers...
>Indeed.  [Eulogy omitted to save bandwidth]
>*** CRASH *** CRASH *** CRASH *** CRASH ***

*** CRASH ***

Ruby places another bill on the bar, collects a Ginger Ale, and walks
deep in thought to the chalkline.  "I propose a toast to someone else
gone now, newly departed: someone who always made me think of words
such as 'integrity' and 'high standards.'  A lot of famous people in
her line of work made a business of living on notoriety but I think
this woman thrived on honestly doing her best.  She was a wonderful
actress and an admirable person.  She died yesterday (01/20/93).

"It was on the radio this morning--what an announcement to wake up to.
For a moment I hoped I'd dreamed it.

"To Katherine Hepburn!"  ***CRASH***

Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: jgoodric@dante.nmsu.edu (GOODRICH)
Subject: Re: Culinary Peculiarities
Organization: New Mexico State University, Las Cruces, NM
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 22:18:29 GMT

	HA! giot you there.  Even Afred Hitchcock didn't
know there was the health rage of the Eighties; Blue
Corn chips.  No, I kid you not, blue corn chips.  For a 
while, you could blue corn flakes for your cereal
(turned the milk purple), and in NM (Tattoween on Earth(tm))
you can still buy naturally blue popcorn.
	Blue Corn, your key to quality blue-food parties.

	The Laughing Priest!  {Jgoodric@nmsu.edu}

	
	"I an pilot error.
	I am fetal distress
	I am the Random Chromosome
	I am Complete and TOTAL MADNESS!"   - The Crow
	
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: mss2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Michael S. Schiffer)
Subject: Re: An early toast
Reply-To: mss2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 06:26:20 GMT

In article <1k56dkINNloq@menudo.uh.edu> narxtc@casc.math.uh.edu (Noah Ramon) writes:

>I first heard it during school, as well. Evidently, there were some TVs 
>tuned to the launch, but no one I know saw the actual liftoff. In the middle
>of class, a voice came over the loudspeaker and announced the tragedy. I 
>honestly had no idea how to react. We had been going so long, with a success
>rate so high, that I shudder to think what Mr. Probability had to say when 
>he glanced in its direction. We had no idea that something like this could 
>happen again, not since the Grissom-White-Chaffee mission.

	"I was in high school at the time, but while I was extremely
saddened (after school I basically lay curled up watching the explosion
repeat over and over on CNN till I fell asleep) I wasn't surprised as
such.  At the time I was a regular reader of _Analog_, and a year or
two earlier G. Harry Stine had written an article entitled "The Sky is
Going to Fall" considering the probability and effects of a shuttle
disaster.  The thing to remember is that the Space Shuttle is an
experimental craft in a field which wasn't thirty years old in 1986
(measuring from Sputnik).  Experimental craft are prone to failure--
the fact that we _didn't_ have a fatal space disaster before 1986
(Apollo 1 happened on the ground) reflects luck and caution.  (Perhaps
too much caution-- if we'd had a real space program, with a space
station in the early seventies and a moon base before 1980, we'd
certainly have had more casualties, but we'd have more to show for it
as well.)

	"People die opening frontiers.  This isn't to minimize the
tragedy, but no enterprise will ever be risk free.  At least they died
attempting something worthwhile, and for that we will remember them
and honor while we live.  (Beyond that, the memories will no doubt
fade.  Sic transit gloria mundi.)  More people will die going into
space, and it will not be easy, any more than it's easy to face plane
crashes, auto accidents, or the thousands of other ways in which
humans end their lives.  But as long as we keep trying to follow them,
then they will not have died in vain even after they've faded to
half-remembered footnotes in the history of the early age of space.

	Now the rest is up to us,
	There's a future to be won.
	We must turn our faces outward.
	We will do what must be done.
	For no cradle lasts forever,
	Every bird must learn to fly,
	And we are going to the stars--
	See our fire in the sky.

	-- from "Fire in the Sky" by J. Kare, _Minus Ten and Counting_

Michael
-- 
Michael S. Schiffer, LHN, FCS	"I decline utterly to be impartial
mss2@midway.uchicago.edu	 as between the fire brigade and the fire."
mike.schiffer@um.cc.umich.edu	 -- Winston Churchill, July 7, 1926
mschiffer@aal.itd.umich.edu