HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: direct quote
Date: 7 Oct 1992 23:51:01 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1atnveINN9qj@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>It's just too bad that I missed the They Might Be Giants show last night.
>During something the paper called the Polka Rock, a bunch of people got
>up on stage to dance and caused it to collapse.  I KNEW I should've skipped
>class and go to this!  Stupid, stupid!!!

so yeah, my Dad was watching the news and they mentioned that during a
concert at the Modjeska the stage crashed down when too many people tried
to polka on it, he muttered "Damn Polacks."


-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Family Leave: the Scorched Earth way.
Date: 14 Oct 92 20:00:53 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

The Scorched Earth Party:
	"Because Rights are a Privelege, not a Right."

Family Leave Bill Position Paper:
	We at the Scorched Earth party believe that a worker will not need
	to go take care of a sick family member, should that family member
	die. This is in agreement with our belief that the Medical Care
	Crisis should be blamed on the true cause: the sick.

	It will be the employers responsibility to tell the sick family
	member to shape up or ship out, so to speak, and punctuate the
	remarks, if necessary with bedpan withdrawl, sharp jabs to the
	kidneys, or, if necessary, a bullet to the head.

	If a woman truly needs time off to take care of a child, her husband
	is not doing enough, and should be shot. If she is unmarried,
	someone can be found to marry her.

The Scorched Earth Party:
	"The last true hope for an unpleasantly peaceful population."

				- Jeff Vogel
				Scorched Earth Party
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: kossack@owlnet.rice.edu (Jordan Marc Kossack)
Subject: Re: Constitutional Questions, and liberalisms....
Followup-To: alt.cascade
Reply-To: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu
Organization: Draft Dodgers for Quayle and Clinton  
Distribution: na
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 14:50:56 GMT

In article <1992Oct10.666@cowabunga.bart.com> BIFF@BIFF.COM (BIFF) writes:
- In article <1992Oct10.025805.14113@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
- |>  Damn shame, isn't it?
- Spam brained pigeon shit.  

Wham!  Flame!  This is it.

-- 



-- 
 Jordan M Kossack  |  "From each according to his naivete, 
  kossack@qvi.com  |   to each according to his greed"  
  +1 713 240 2073  |                         -- Jeff Orrok
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: If Scholarly Journals were like the Net . . .
Date: 12 Oct 1992 18:19:58 GMT
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com


In article <1992Oct12.164753.10752@netcom.com>, gooley@netcom.com writes:
> Walter Raleigh never spelled his name "Raleigh," so some scholarly types
> write "Ralegh" instead.)

Which reminds me.

My paternal grandfather's real name is "Florentino".  I might be
spelling it wrong, but it is Italian for "little flower".  He
was the youngest of 13.  They never called him that, though.
They called him "Rollie", because he was round.  When he grew
up, he had his name changed to the closest English equivalent,
which was, of course, "Raleigh".

So I have a grandfather named "Raleigh Silverio".  His children
were named "Sean Dennis Silverio" and "Brian Daniel Silverio",
but that's another story.

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: Dylan Tribute Concert
Date: Wed, 07 Oct 92 01:13:42 EDT
Organization: Lemming's House O' Dumb Followups

In article <MJD.92Oct6201431@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wheaties") writes:
>
>    It seems that there's a big Bob Dylan tribute concert travelling
>around now.  It features Neil Young and Eric Clapton and a bunch of
>other people.  But not Bob Dylan.  Tickets are $35.
>
>    I don't get it.  If Dylan were dead, okay, maybe.  But he's not, so
>why not just go see Dylan?

Because he's a pathetic caricature of what he once represented, and
anyway I've gotta save up my concert appreciation mojo to see
the Ramones and Social Distortion in Detroit on the 28th.  

Important Ramones Show Tips:
	Don't forget to rent and watch _Rock 'N' Roll High School_ 
	the afternoon of the show.

	Wear steel-capped boots.  Don't go anywhere near the pit
	if you're not prepared to slam.  Remember, loose clothing
	and long hair are dangerous.

ljd
crazy with anticipation
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: (Request) Advice on AI text for non-CS majors
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Distribution: comp
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 18:31:41 GMT

IN COMP.AI rmt@cs.unh.edu (Roy M. Turner) writes:
)
)Hi folks,
)
)I got roped into, er, I mean, I have the honor of teaching an Honors course in
)"High Technology" (whatever that means) in the Spring.  I would like to teach
)the students about AI without making them learn Lisp and programming in
)general.  I was wondering if anyone else has tried teaching AI to
)non-CS types and, if so, what book he or she could recommend.

BOOKS TO TEACH AI TO NON-CS TYPES
---------------------------------
10. The Cat in the Hat
 9. Wordperfect Made Easy
 8. One Fish, Two Fish
 7. Terminator II: The Book
 6. Short Circuit:  The Screenplay
 5. The Little Engine that Could
 4. How to Win Friends and Influence People
 3. Dali: A Life Retrospective
 2. Dianetics
 1. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

.
.
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: Re: reading cj's posts
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 16:56:21 GMT
Organization: University of Utah

In article <9210091639.AA00260@helium> dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:

	[drivel]

   >> CJ sez:

	[drivel]

you two are gonna make me puke.

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: About Romantic Ballads
Followup-To: soc.singles
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 01:21:25 GMT

cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
] ---
] It's a pain to
] listen to the Ramones, because every time I do, Lance
] makes some snide remark which obliges me to gag him,
] hog-tie him, and stuff him in the closet.
] ---


So You would list them as a Romantic Rock Group?


ciao
drieux




-- 
Modern Day Problems:

ME? engage in Hyperbole?
I have rarely been more than a first Order Function!!!!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: iandu@quay.ie
Subject: Rictus Hep ponders the effect of pornography on men
Summary: !
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 11:58:54 GMT
Organization: Quay Financial Software
Keywords: Rictus Hep Pornography Men Manual Transmission

"I married a Vargas Girl and she broke my heart."
-- 
Ian R. Dunlop                         Internet:   iandu@quay.ie
Quay Financial Software               Phone:      +353 1 612377
                                      Fax:        +353 1 607592
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: I wish I were dyslexic because...
Keywords: Hello, world
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 23:31:07 GMT

...when tbsc@volcano.tbsc.ORG (talk.bizarre Steering Committee) wrote:
# V.   Staple threads

I read it as `stapleheads' I literally died laughing at the imagery my
feeble brain generated for me.  *k-chnk*

If I were dyslexic, this would happen a lot more often than it does.

Does it ever seem to you like the brain disorders you have just aren't
enough to keep you amused anymore?

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

``Men who have no time to read should devote their time to reading
books of quotations.''
                                              -- Winston Churchill
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: When You're Truly Sad
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 92 17:41:34 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

When you're truly sad, dogs look up at you with enormous
glistening eyes, and people around you adopt the soft
poses reminiscent of a distributed Pie`ta.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Japanese Tourists ate my building.
Date: 8 Oct 92 23:20:30 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.


I had japanese business customers in my office.  The whole week they
treated me with great respect, much greater than they treated my boss.
At the end of the week they asked me what I was doing with my money.
What money?  It turns out that they saw the Publishers Clearing House
announcement that I taped to my office door ("Roger David Carasso You
Have Won $1,000,000"), and thought I'd won a million dollars.  The
fact that at the time I was living in Beverly Hills only added to the
confussion.


...carasso "you might already be a loser"



-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: my mission
Date: 8 Oct 92 00:03:49 GMT
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)


jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:

>   my mission was to purchase a bottle of tequila, and a lime.  my timing
>   was rehearsed and precise, and i entered the liquor store only minutes
>   before it closed. 

This could be a great time for everyone to tell their tequila story.

Having spent much time within striking distance of $4 liters of
Cuervo, I probably have more than most. 

uh...lets see..there was the time I went to see Spinal Tap, pieces of
lime stacked along the theater chair armrest, and woke up in some
girl's father's painting studio on the floor.

and I'll never forget the times we used to get *really* drunk, go
over to the Republican side of town, and burn donkeys in their
yards...

It was just good clean fun, though, cause they weren't Black or Jewish
or anything like that...

--

"when marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws"
					-R.A. Wilson

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: SWM ISO **F 
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 20:25:40 GMT

IN ALT.PERSONALS anonymus+1655@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu writes:
)
)I am looking for a **F.  I guess that is non-descript...

Not at all.  You are looking for a...

	NSF
	OAF
	OFF
	UHF
	VHF

Or would that be a ??F.  And in that Case wouldn't **F reduce to *F,
and down to a...

	aloof
	bailiff
	beef
	behalf
	belief
	Beowulf
	bluff
	bombproof
	bookshelf
	Braniff
	breakoff
	brief
	buff
	burglarproof
	calf
	Cardiff
	cf
	chaff
	chef
	chief
	chuff
	cliff
	cuff
	cutoff
	deaf
	debrief
	distaff
	doff
	duff
	Dusseldorf
	dwarf
	f
	falloff
	Falstaff
	fief
	fireproof
	fisticuff
	Flagstaff
	fluff
	foodstuff
	foolproof
	Fruehauf
	gaff
	Goff
	golf
	goof
	Graff
	grief
	gruff
	gulf
	half
	handcuff
	handkerchief
	Hausdorff
	hereof
	herself
	himself
	Hoff
	hoof
	huff
	if
	itself
	Jeff
	Josef
	kerchief
	kickoff
	Kirchoff
	layoff
	leaf
	leitmotif
	lightproof
	loaf
	looseleaf
	massif
	mastiff
	Metcalf
	miff
	motif
	muff
	myself
	Neff
	Nordhoff
	NSF
	oaf
	of
	off
	Olaf
	oneself
	payoff
	pickoff
	plaintiff
	playoff
	pontiff
	powderpuff
	Prof
	Prokofieff
	proof
	puff
	quaff
	Rachmaninoff
	reef
	relief
	ripoff
	roof
	roundoff
	Rudolf
	ruff
	runoff
	rustproof
	scarf
	scoff
	scuff
	self
	serf
	serif
	shatterproof
	sheaf
	shelf
	sheriff
	shutoff
	skiff
	sniff
	snuff
	soundproof
	spinoff
	spoof
	staff
	standoff
	stiff
	stuff
	surf
	takeoff
	tariff
	thereof
	thief
	tipoff
	tradeoff
	tuff
	turf
	turnoff
	UHF
	USAF
	VHF
	Waldorf
	waterproof
	weatherproof
	wharf
	whereof
	whiff
	windsurf
	wolf
	Wolff
	woodruff
	yourself





roger, once again i have no joke here, i just like saying coke
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: dfqfrby@shoes.BELL-ATL.COM (Connor)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Naked Lunch
Date: 8 Oct 92 16:05:42 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Bell Atlantic NSI


> 
> >It is probably Cronenberg's best, even better than Videodrone.
> 
> How do you think it compares to Burroughs' book?
> .
>      
> >It made me feel like a bug.

We are talking movies not books.  Long live the new flesh.
Now if you want to see burrows look at Drug Stor Cowboy
If you want to talk soundtracks listen to Ornette.
But a better example of Ornettes work is the album Science Fiction
"see you in Pittsburgh"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lord_lundy@prune_juice (Goonface)
Subject: Lord, how they run!
Originator: brad@buck
Organization: Fetid Cabbages, Inc.
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 21:59:49 GMT


In spite of the fact that prunes are good for you, kumquats and fried
clams will invade your bedroom at night, keeping you awake with shouts
of "What's all this, then?"
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
Date: 14 Oct 92 18:27:10 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620


 In article <9210122330.50@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <7663@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>>
>>In article <BvzGos.82p@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov
>>(Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>
>>#  The UK?  Isn't that a small island off the coast of Ireland?
>>
>>
>>No, that's Britain.  The U.K. includes a bit of Ireland. 
>>
>>-- Ken "it isn't England, either" Johnson
>
>So why isn't there an SRA working to free the Scots?

Blowing people up isn't working.

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: gooley template (Re: freeze-dried gullibility in plethora sauce)
Followup-To: alt.non.sequitur
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 92 23:01:58 GMT

==============================================================================
                                                                       to
                                                           toothed
                                                lustfulnesses,
                                and 
                           suffering
                                          out
in
                            hunters
    eventually
                                                                        one 
    impersonating,
                        much
aphrodesiac.
                                                     fabulously
                                    but
                                           females
                       themselves 
                                                 of
                                                                  body
                      passed 
                                                                         swan
                                                  put
                 up
                                       guards,
                                                               railway 
and 
             and 
                 into 
       forgetting
                                   appearance
                                  tourist's 
                                                   near 
                                    killed
other
                          took 
             price
                                                 last,
and
  ficticious
                 undergarments, 
            got
                                                    becoming
                                       beautiful
                                             could 
                                                                        the
                                                  them 
           a
                   understandably
                  becoming
      to 
characters
                                                             hid
aviation 
                                               I 
                                              the
                have 
                  at
                                        in
                                                         welcome
nearby
                                                         revealing
                                                                   flavorful
                                                                    and 
                                 into 
three
       disrobed.
============================================================================
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: i will tell you a secret
Date: 13 Oct 1992 20:49:38 GMT
Organization: end of the world
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 141.211.162.10


  On night shift and we're standing around the typesetter waiting for
the last bits of the sports pages to come out.  Melissa is depressed
again because some guy stood her up.  "Why the hell are all men like
that?" she asked me.
  "You remember taking health education class in high school?" i asked.
  "Yeah."
  "And they separated the boys and the girls for one class period so
that we could learn the mysteries of sex in different classrooms?"
  "Yeah."
  "And the class mostly consisted of the teacher pointing to a diagram
on the overhead projector and repeatedly asking if there were any
questions, and everybody either laughing to themselves or too afraid
to say something stupid?"
  "Yeah."
  "Well, i don't know what they did for the girl's class, but in the
boy's class they teach how best to be an asshole."
  "That doesn't make me feel any better."

AjD
approximately a midwestern
educational experience
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Date: 13 Oct 92 19:28:42 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <9210122005.AA25629@prg.ox.ac.uk>, gj@prg.ox.ac.uk (Craig Shergold) writes:
> Verbosity says it all.  What should I do about Jennifer?

I'm sorry, but Jennifer's with me now.

Jason
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short Shameful Quandary
Date: 9 Oct 1992 21:05:03 -0700
Organization: <censored>
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: skat.usc.edu


     I want to put 'soc.singles' in my killfile, but then i won't be 
          able to see any of drieux's posts.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 13:57:24 GMT

"I *still* can't drive a car with a manual transmission."

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: things I hate
Date: 8 Oct 92 22:12:20 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris



>I love X.
>I think X resources are great.
>The way SGI implemented X is driving me up the wall.
>I am going to strip all that stuff out and install X11R5 from the MIT
>distribution like God intended machines to run.

hooray!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: copyright violation, part i
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 13:14:53 GMT

1492, Madrid:  The Queen of Spain grants an audience to an
obscure Italian sailor.  There in her chambers, plans are
made destined to change the course of history.

"All right, we'll go over it once again.  First, you hock
 the jewels, you give me the money, and I buy the ships.  
 Then I discover the New World, you dump the King, and I'll
 send for you."
"You say you'll send for me darling, but will you?"
"Look, we've been all through this before."
"I know, but really, you're such a dreamer.  You'll go out 
 there and you'll sail right off the edge of the world."
"I will not."
"Wait, you're such a charming boy, darling.  Why don't you 
 forget all this?  I'll set you up with a nice little Fiat
 agency over in West Barcelona."
"I don't want a Fiat agency."
"Well then why don't you go to art school like your friend 
 Da Vinci?  I'll put you through."
"Look, if Lenny wants to starve to death, that's up to Lenny.
 Me, I want to discover the New World.  Carry out my dream."
<fanfare>
"His Magesty, King Ferdinand!"
"<gasp> The King!"
"Oh, sure, 'He'll be at the Inquisition all afternoon.'"
"Time just slipped away.  Quickly, take the jewels and go 
 over the balcony."
"Too late."
"Good afternoon, dear.  How was the Inquisition?  Amusing?"
"Dullsville, same old ... Hey, who's that?"
"You remember Christopher Columbus?"
"You mean old 'Round Round World?'  Ha ha ha.  You and your
 Bohemian friends."
"He's not Bohemian, he's Italian."
"Italian.  Bohemian.  Look at him in that hat.  Is that a 
 crazy sailor?"
"Crazy?  I'll tell you how crazy.  He's a man with a dream,
 a vision.  A vision of a new world.  Whose alabastor cities
 gleam undimmed by human tears.  With purple mountain 
 majesties above the two cents plain."
"Fruited."
"Fruited.  He holds these dreams to be self-evident.  This 
 round, round world, with Indians and justice for all.  Let 
 us then go forward together toward Miami Beach, that the 
 dream of this crazy Italian boy, indivisible, should not 
 perish from the map!"
<applause>
"Bravo!"
"Bravo!"
"Was that moving?  Was that a great bit?"
"Listen, I always said this girl had a lot a ... Wait a 
 minute!  I ask a simple question, I get a pageant.  Why
 should Spain sponsor you?  Why don't you go to Portugal?"
"I did.  They bought The Price is Right."
"Oh."
"Then I have your permission to sail?"
"Have you had your shots?"
"I have."
"Permission granted."
"Gracia.  Arriva derci."
"Hasta la vista."
"Adios."
"Adios muchachos, compagneros ...  Will you get outta
 here!   Strange.  He left by the balcony."
"Force of habit I guess."
"Yeah.  How's that again?"
"Nothing."
"Isabella, when are you gonna quit foolin' around with
 these nuts?"


                 -- From "The United States of America"
                    by Stan Frieberg
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Danger Danger!
Date: 13 Oct 92 21:35:53 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com


In article <Bw2uvy.C2M@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>, fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu writes:
> Somebody explain to me Rigler all of a sudden became "Mr. Sig Quote"

Ohmigod it's a trend.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Short Shaaaaaaaaaaaameful Confession
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 00:43:04 GMT

    I was watching the vice-presidential debate today, and all I could think a-
bout the entire time was that if you took the hair off of Perot's VP, he'd look
just like Billy Barty...

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