From: madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann)
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Organization: Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 20:54:37 GMT

>In article <1992Oct8.232851.473@wetware.com> diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) writes:
>>ellon@ADS.COM (Ellon St. Croix) writes:
>>
>>] charleen@ADS.COM (Charleen Bunjiovianna) writes:
>>] >aahz@netcom.com (Mean Green Dancing Machine) writes:
>>] >>Just a side note: based on extensive anecdotal evidence, over 80% of all
>>] >>relationships which started on the Net are older woman/younger man.
>>] >>There appears to be no good theory for why this occurs...
>>] >
>>] >Sure there is.  Younger men last longer.
>>] 
>>]  And they are easier to train.;+)
>>
>>Last time I looked, "80%" meant 4 out of every 5, right?
>>
>>So I think we just had our 4 - and I know one
>>OlderMan/YoungerWoman combo to give us the other
>>20% figure.
>>
>>There's your statistics gathering!!!
>>
>>Diana (the ORIGINAL ProblemOlderWoman!!!)
>
>5 out of 6.  My TrainableYoungerMan is 28 (29 next month), I'm 33.
>2 good friends of mine married Younger Men; one 6 years younger, one
>9 years younger.  I think there's a lot to be said for both the blip
>in the demographics and the fact that Younger Men are so trainable.
>
>Advantages of Younger Men:
>
>1. They defer to their older and wiser partner.
>2. They've had less time to absorb a lot of macho attitudes from hanging
>     around Older Men.
>3. They've had less experience in bed, and consider you a font of
 >    knowledge and wisdom.
>4. You can buy them drinks so they're very grateful.
>5. They're so impressed that you own a car.
>6. They think it's way cool that you have your own place.
>7. They enjoy playing hooky to be with you.
>8. They have more energy and a faster recycle rate than Older Men.
>9. They don't call you ma'am.
>10. They have really cute butts.
>
>-- 
>Maddi Hausmann                madhaus@netcom.com
>Humorist, Satirist, Tech Writer.  Take your pick.

I have not posted before, but thought perhaps I had
better not let you get away with this.
Who knows, maybe I am the last "old guy" left in
this valley.
I doubt that you coud be considered a "older and wiser partner".
It has been my experience (which is considerable) that women who
talk a good game, rairly can play one.
Concerning item 2 - you are probably one of these women who is
looking for a "gelding" and couldn't handle a man.
If you are a "font of wisdom" you probably should pick your
youn men *very* young.  Perhaps less than 14.
Some of us "old guys" don't need a drink to get good in
bed.  A man does not need chemical stimulation., he only
needs a "real woman".
An "older man" does not *need* a fast recycle. One good
session would be enough for any normal woman.
Would you rather be sore than have that satisfaction that
only a real man with experience knows how to do.
Well,  if this post was written when you were being a "Satirist"
you can sprinkle some of those stupid happy faces through my
response.
A real man and a real woman would be willing to teach
each other!!!

	James (an older guy)

By the way, I have a cute butt even though it may have a few
miles on it.

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