HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
Subject: Re: Plagarism?
Date: 14 Dec 92 12:48:35 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <1992Dec10.212420.5826@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>In alt.tasteless.jokes, csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk (MR X) writes:
>                                                   ^^^^^
>>Yep! Another great American war.... SOMALIA ! 
>> Lets see what each side has...
>>
>>America
>>~~~~~~~
>>Troops:-
>>   	1,800 U.S.Marines   In 1st wave to secure Baideo Airport & Mogadishu
>>	      port.
>>
>>Somalia
>>~~~~~~~
>>
>>   2 part time soldiers who work alternate weekends (one of them blind)
>>   1 gun
>>   0 bullets (although they hope to get one by next Wednesday)
>>   1 vicious guide dog (belonging to the blind soldier)
>>     rumoured to give a nasty bite !
>
>(further tripe deleted. i mean, if there werent a shitload of guns in
>somalia, why the fuck would the us go in?)

Errrmmm. Cos' they're still pissed off about Vietnam and they want to show the
world that they can beat a bunch of un-trained natives ?

Maybe I'll cross post this to rec.humor. I love flame mail.

	  Andy
-- 
    |      Andy  Cannon      | From a Vision of Reality,        |
    | Misplaced Yorkshireman | Comes my Nemesis of Faith.       |
    |   Spider Systems Ltd   | But is Everything so Different ? |
    |  andrewc@spider.co.uk  | And Still the Moon......         |
From: sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Fashion - Christmas 92 (was Re: Starcap'n Ra's t.b Christmas list)
Date: 16 Dec 92 01:30:12 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
>
>        Starcap'n Ra's t.b Christmas list
>		[...]
>        A one-day clothes shopping spree with mrx and sho
>            as my personal clothing consultants

Well, well.
Let me give you a hand.

Long Dead	Out		In		Not Yet
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
black		earth tones	primary colors	shimmering irridescence

acid washed	colored jeans	colored jeans	hypnotic spiral print jeans
  jeans		  (green,brown)   (red, blue)

60's revival	70's revival	60's/70's, but	80's revival
				  from mars

thin ties	yellow ties	rather conserv.	aluminumum ties
knit ties	nicole hollander
polka dots	  ties
								
Feel free to shop at thrift stores, but don't skimp on
haircuts, glasses, or shoes.  Never wear jewlery of any kind
unless it is a wedding band or an ear(or other body
part)ring.  Speaking of which, piercings are out.

Japanese kitch is coming in, so it's actually ok to wear
your manga t-shirts now, provided you wear something
reasonable with it.

And by the way... jism.

-Sho
--
sho@physics.purdue.edu



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: T.B Boxed Edition
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 18:48:31 GMT

Important overlooked card:

You fail to appear in Rigler's game..... -2

-T

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Prague Building & Loan
Date: 16 Dec 1992 04:00:05 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1gji3bINNmct@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
*In article <1ggc0cINN8uh@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation) writes:
*>Last night, during a discussion of "It's a Wonderful Life," I accidently
*>referred to Frank Capra as Franz Kafka.
*>I immediatly launched into a James Stewart imitation, shouting "Merry
*>Christmas Penal Colony!  Merry Christmas Hunger Artist!  Merry Christmas
*>you giant beetle, you!"
*>Mark "Merry Christmas two bouncing balls" Lippert 
*
*Maybe it's a good thing Pat didn't notice your arm waving around. OH. you
*didn't raise your hand. Nevermind. No wonder you couldn't do this imitation
*and win a copy of Muskrat Love.

I wasn't drunk enough.  You can't do James Stewart imitations sober.

Besides, after he gave away "The Basic Kafka" and Olivia Newton-John's
"Physical" album, it just wasn't worth it.


Mark "Let me hear your body talk" Lippert
From: dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Dave Angus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: How to have a wonderful time at other's expense.
Date: 12 Dec 92 18:52:16 GMT
Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada

In article <1992Dec10.204402.6435@telesciences.com> srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant) writes:
>In article <Dec.7.14.34.37.1992.24056@math.rutgers.edu> jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel) writes:
>>If you're ever giving someone a ride and the seem slightly uncomfortable,
>>the next time you're approaching a light and it turns yellow, slam on
>>the gas and scream as loud as you can.
>>
>>Works every time.
>>
>>					- Jeff Vogel
>>					Rutgers Math
>
>	I owe thanx to some nameless t.b denizen from several years ago, who
>	authored my favorite:
>
>	<Get a thoughtful look on your face for a minute as you drive, then turn 
>	to your passenger and say> "Put your seatbelt on, I wanna try
>	something.  I saw it on a cartoon once, but I really think I can do
>	it."
>


My favourite way of entertaining passengers is to
switch off the ignition while descending a hill.
This requires that the engine have a carb, and that
the clutch and transmission be engaged.  After
counting to 10, turn the ignition on.  If all goes
well, there will be an earth-shattering kaboom.

Parts of the exhaust system will fall off.
I have no idea what this would do to a catalytic
converter.  Use at your own risk.

This method was evaluated as a means of discouraging
tailgaters.  It was found to be effective.

I'm sometimes tempted to do it while passing a 
stopped police car.  Tunnels are also fun. 

Yet another reason to own a car that costs less than
the insurance or the stereo.

--
Dave Angus                                   "Kundalini wants his hand back"
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rejuvinate your youth.
Date: 18 Dec 1992 01:57:37 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov


In article <BzFLtB.8vn@cantua.canterbury.ac.nz> he writes:
>These are the ingredients of these chinese pills my oriental doctor gave me:
>
>  Radix Ginseng				Ginseng root.  Vasodialator.
>  Cornu Vervi parvum				???
>  Testis et Penis Equus asinus chinensis	Chinese horse genitalia. Placebo
>  Testes et Penis Canitis			Dogs's genitalia.  Placebo.
>  Hippocampus					Rhino horn.  Placebo.
>  Gelatina Nigra				Black gelatin.  Filler.
>  Radix Angelicae Sinensis			Chinese Angelica Root.  Dunno.
>  Poria					???
>  Herba Epimedii				???
>  Cortex Ciniamomi				Cinnamon root.  Local irritant.

Translation enclosed for the Chinese-doctor-impaired.  Some of them I am
not sure about off of the top of my head, but if you ask I'll dig out the
latin dictionary.
--scott
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SSC
Date: 17 Dec 92 00:27:54 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>I'm an elitist.

"the common man is much too common."
			- Harlan Ellison

				- Jeff Vogel
				Amateur elitist
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: work
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 16:25:12 GMT

sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:

>"We have this code that does blah blah blah.  We need to do
>a product demo in a week.  We want you to think about it,
>and see if you can come up with any improvements.  We'll pay
>you a hillion jillion dollars."

Don't do it.  There's no such thing as a "hillion jillion".  Didn't
they try this scam on you last time you were in town?

----mark
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Marketing Trends which must be encouraged
Date: 20 Dec 92 18:54:22 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <9212191358.04@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <1guivlINN9fs@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>>In article <75700@apple.apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
>>>TOGO's is now selling a turkey, stuffing, gravy and cranberry sauce
>>>sandwich. What more need be said?
>>
>>"Buzzy's of Boston"

Gaah!

>Ah yes, 2 in the morning, stoned and a little drunk, chewing on the
>Buzzy's Roast Beef surprise.  Tired, stoned hookers trying to get in
>that one last trick of the evening.

I rememer my last Buzzy's meal.

3 in the morning, desparately in need of food, on a
bicycle, wearing a Campagnolo cap and yellow&blue Avenir
fingerless cycle gloves, trudging back through Beacon Hill
from a long night of malfeasance in the CAD-lab, making the
Charles Street detour (the Harvard Bridge, even though it
tried to kill me once, before the renovations, was always
more convenient than the Longfellow, though the arch of the
Longfellow built valuable hilling skills and the quads of a
god) only because there's Buzzy's under the T, next to the
jail, over on the light-traffic side of the circle.

Fish sandwich, no longer fried (as was it all in the mid
70s when I had my first Buzzy's experience--an order of
fries that came out as deep-fat-dipped halves of new-
potatoes--while looking for change for the T--ahh, the
fleeting vicissitudes of a young teenager during
dime-time--to ride to Harvard Square, which then had the
freedom-imbuing smell of distant, burning pot...) but nuked
until incandescent.  Nuked cajun-fries and chemocatsup (the
runny, orange stuff).  Frozen-animal-fat shake (in the mode
of McDonald's).  Served by persons who were born in Boston
but spoke no English.

Major Carter rode up the beach and discovered, to his
horror, Buzzy's, half-buried in the sand and still serving
the current version of the cheapest possible legally
prepared food (blackened bananas whapped once lightly on an
artificial rock, one expects); he growled through grinding
teeth, "they didn't BLOW IT UP!"

				--Blair
				  "Two words:  Fran Chise."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Just a.....
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 17:40:16 GMT

mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN) writes:

>my name is mike and i'm a .sig-a-holic

Hi, mike.


---
mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@atlantis.uucp
Subject: Re: One track mind
Reply-To: aaron%atlantis@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca
Organization: Atlantis Communications, Edmonton, AB, Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 03:49:21 GMT

Mark-Jason Dominus (mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu) wrote:
: >   Even extended ASCII discriminates against Eastern European languages.
: >   They won't even do the d with the horizontal bar through it.
: 
: That letter (capital edh) is, so far as I know, only used in Icelandic,
: which is as far west as you can go and still be in Europe.
 
Yes, but lower-case edh is more like a delta with a bar through it.  I'm
talking about the lower-case d with a bar through it, which is used in
Croatian.

: One of the Soviet defectors I used to work with in 1988 had spet his
: time writing printer driver software before he turned left one day
: coming out of the Soviet embassy in Paris and walked to the American
: embassy instead of back to his hotel.  It was difficult work, because
: the embassy printers has to print in Roman, Cyrillic, Arabic, and
: Armenian alphabets.  Apparently they didn't talk to Georgia.

How horrible.  I'd dearly love a Georgian font, since it's by far my
favourite alphabet I've seen yet.

(Not including the .sig this time, just in case one more doubled .sig will
make any of you scream--take it as read if it doesn't appear at all.)

-- 
---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")
"I never gave it a thought, I never thought I should think
 I would go along with anyone and anything"  --Rupert Hine
Current Album--Elton John:The One
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: In Search Of
Date: 19 Dec 1992 22:25:03 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

*> dschmidt@athena.mit.edu (Dan Schmidt) writes:
*> 
*> >So I was trying to think of the most long-winded sentence in a pop
*> >song.  Strings such as the Police'
*[etc..]

The live version of "God" by Pat McCurdy:

"God hates Iraqians, Russian, Jews, Lybians, gays, minorities, women,
especially if they work and are Pro-Choice, Democrats and anyone else 
who isn't a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant, except for Pat Buchannen, who's a
Catholic."

Though he's not really considered "pop".


Mark "Tongue in cheek" Lippert
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: pop quiz
Date: 16 Dec 1992 02:47:49 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1gl3opINNfmd@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>This reminds me of the last time the San Jose Mercury News did it
>special supplement on the top 100 executives in Silicon Valley.
>I was almost through it when it dawned on me that there were no babes 
>in it.
>rp -- no blacks either, now that you mention it.


hell. people wonder why i have such a problem with names at the offices i
temp in; hell, how many distinguishing characteristics can you find in a
bunch of 30-50 year old, not very attractive boring looking white men?

"Wait, which one are you again?"


-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: cathy's response to sioux's dildo
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 23:10:06 GMT

Yong-Mi Kim (kimy@wam.umd.edu) wrote:
: In article <MJD.92Dec15120341@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wax") writes:
: >Ho ho!  Yes, the only Hassid in the world with a penis ring.
: 
: soc.singles response: "You'll have to promise to show it to me at the next
: boink! :) "
: 
: alt.romance.chat response: "What's a penis ring?  Anyway, *kisses* and
: *hugs*."
: 
: randomly selected talk.bizarre response: "So how many penii did you
: need for the ring?  Did you harvest them yourself?"

alt.folklore.urban response:  How do you know?  How many Hassidim have 
  you personally examined to check for penis rings?  I'm not going to
  buy this until you can cite an scientific study in a peer-reviewed journal
  showing that no other Hassidim have penis rings.  

  -- Clifton

--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
Clifton Royston, Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: He Who the Crusaders Feared & Respected
Date: 21 Dec 92 05:44:19 GMT
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu



_SALADIN - In His Time_  by P. H. Newby

The Crusaders called him Saladin.  Born in
Mesopotamia in 1137 of humble Kurdish origins,
he became the feared warrior who faced Richard
the Lionheart in the Third Crusade and earned
Richard's lifelong respect as a worthy opponent.
A patron of literature and learning, Saladin was
also an able theological disputant in his own
right.  In this book, Newby, who has traveled
extensively throughout Saladin's homeland, has
written a biography worthy of its subject.
(Dorset) 216pp.

	     Orig. Pub. $19.95
		    
		SALE $7.95 		   
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: gaillard@panix.com (Ed Gaillard)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ex
Date: 19 Dec 92 05:20:19 GMT
Organization: PANIX Public Access Unix, NYC

cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:

>St Theresa of the Net (terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu) wrote:
>: Otters sure can swim.  I bought an otter and i named him tim.
>: baby, when i die.  I wanna be an otter.
>: 
>: Otters, they don't work.
>: but you'd never call an otter a jerk.
>: SOME PEOPLE WOULD BE BETTER TO JUST SHUT UP AND LURK.
>: I wanna be an otter.
>: 

>  I want to go around singing this all day.  I need a tune
>to sing this to, and I need more lyrics so that I can change the
>words JUST when everyone in the office is about to go mad 
>from the repetition.  Otters rock.

Let me tinker with this a little... where's my rubber mallet?  OK.

Tune: "I Wanna Be Sedated"

Otters, otters, otters sure can swim.
I wanna be an otter.
I bought an otter and I named him Tim.
I wanna be an otter.

Otters, they don't work, but you wouldn't call one a jerk.
Otters are laid-back, but sometimes they go berserk.
Some people would be better off to just shut up and lurk.
I wanna be an otter.

Baby, baby, baby, when I die,
I wanna be an otter.
When the time comes, don't wanna go up in the sky,
I wanna be an otter.

Otters, they don't work, and they have a lot of quirks.
Otters have a sense of duty and they never ever shirk.
Some people would be better off to just shut up and lurk.
I wanna be an otter.

-ed g.
Give me a C!  A bouncy C!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: adams@isis.cshl.org (Chris Adams)
Subject: Re: Bad News
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 23:33:45 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.080743.1866@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech) writes:
>If you're reading this right now, you're a God.  
>Right Now.  Officially. 

bears.

thank you.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo)
Subject: Re: Sioux -- my heart forever.
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 20:55:03 GMT

In article <MJD.92Dec13134135@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Sayushka Ivanov") writes:
>In article <1992Dec10.232540.2782@cnsvax.uwec.edu> hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>
>    Time and time again people tell me to `get a life'.
>
>    You in particular.
>
>    I am always perplexed as to what this could mean.  

getting a life involves emerging from this primordial sludge
we call society to better distinguish oneself.
i would recommend using some cultural model
in order to achieve success in this endeavor: Yeast is a good one.
but remember: Never say get a life to a Buddhist.

-- 
-- Pat Monardo
-- pjm@cshl.org
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: short, shameful confession
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 23:06:17 GMT

From my thighs to my shoulders the cross-section of my body is nearly
constant.

Mark., really
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@storm.ofps.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: overhead conversation snippet
Organization: UCAR Office of Field Project Support, Boulder CO
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 20:08:52 GMT

on a CU-Boulder sidewalk:

Girl #1: "...Gonzo, and the red one, the bear."

Girl #2: "Fozzy?"

Girl #1: "Yeah."

Me: don't forget about Scooter
-- 
, jja
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: SUICIDE FANTASTY (Was Re: Short Shameful confession help and more!)
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Thu, 10 Dec 1992 22:19:28 GMT

In article <1992Dec9.004513.25505@ultb.isc.rit.edu> adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu (A.D. Williams) writes:


	That first grenade goes off, and those IR goggles ain't worth jack.
-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com		slave@work
			emrys@cellar.org			god@home

"Stand, on hills of long forgotten yesterdays..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: T.B Boxed Edition
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 00:46:46 GMT

Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska (osa@wilbur.unh.edu) wrote:
: => NEWBIE ZONE (corner square)
: 
: => you put a silly ascii graphic in your .sig -4
: => you imitate Carasso -5
: 
: What if "you put a silly ascii graphic in your .sig and then Carasso
: does the same, and then everybody does the same?"

  Imitation is the insincerest form of mockery.  -12

  Also, ...
  => you post to misc.test yourself, because you can't figure out
     how else to get followups to go there.  -20

  -- Clifton
--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
Clifton Royston, Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Single Berkeley or Oakland woman, 18-38 wanted for dinner.
Date: 15 Dec 92 14:01:04 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Dec12.210901.17917@netcom.com>, gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
 writes:
>Me, I think that single Berkeley and Oakland women are delicious.
>Mark., clean and gut them, make a stuffing with croutons and the minced
>heart and liver

mmmm, so tender and mild.
--
From: tbrann@black.ox.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confession
Date: 12 Dec 92 00:40:52 GMT
Organization: Oxford University Engineering Dept.
Originator: tbrann@black

When dogs try to sniff my balls, I open my legs wider.

Tony
-- 
"And soon all of us will sleep under the earth, | tbrann@ox.ac.uk
  we who never let each other sleep above it."  | u90afb@ecs.ox.ac.uk
   Marina Tsvetayeva 1915                       | oupafb@ox.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: ssc
Summary:  ^ = shameless
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Thu, 10 Dec 1992 18:47:51 GMT

	I don't killfile people, I killfile subjects.
	But I used to killfile Clay Cramer.

	'Cause I couldn't kill him.
-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com		slave@work
			emrys@cellar.org			god@home

"Stand, on hills of long forgotten yesterdays..."
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: billiards
Date: 17 Dec 92 03:54:46 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <1992Dec16.183542.28662@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
> 	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
> 	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
> Sender: usenet@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu (netnews admin account)
> Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
> References: <1992Dec15.161655.2836@cnsvax.uwec.edu>
> Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 18:35:42 GMT
> Lines: 12
> 
> In article <1992Dec15.161655.2836@cnsvax.uwec.edu> hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>>He decided at that point to be a giraffe, since then when they challenged him
>>to a game of billiards he could turn them down because he had no hands.  They
>>ridiculed him, saying that he would never again eat ravioli.  He saw this was
>>true, and wept.
>>
>>					--Joachim
> 
> ....and you're no gooley. strike 1
> --
> 			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
> 			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1

If I had known we were playing baseball, I would have played by the rules.  But
rules and t.b just don't go together...

					--Joachim
From: pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Pete Biggs)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short Shameful Confession
Date: 16 Dec 92 19:47:02 GMT
Organization: Physical Chemistry Laboratory, South Parks Road, Oxford OX1 3QZ
Originator: pete@joule.pcl


I've just posted my first thing to t.b and I'm ashamed of it.


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