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From: lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: The "education"party needs educating!
Date: 19 Aug 92 17:13:42 GMT
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

In article <1992Aug18.141345.25650@tamsun.tamu.edu> b473dg@tamuts.tamu.edu (Dilawar Grewal) writes:
>Houston Chronicle, Tuesday, Aug. 18, 1992. Page 1
>
>Bush's `steady hand' praised by Reagan
>--------------------------------------
>
>"We know George Bush," Reagan said. "he is trustworthy and level-headed
>leader who is respected around the world. His is a steady hand on the tiller
>through the choppy water's of the 90's, which is exactly what we need. 
>We need George Bush."
>
>--------------------------------------------
>
>Hand on the tiller through choppy waters??????????????? NO WONDER THE 
>REPUBLICANS ARE SINKING. Somebody tell them tillers are meant to be
>used on land, not on water!!!!
>
>ONLY RONNIE, ONLY RONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>-d.


SORRY BOZO,
but a tiller is a bar or handle used to turn the rudder of a boat
in other words to steer the _BOAT_ . And just in case you don't know
BOATS ARE FOUND IN WATER ( most of the time ).
Next time you want to crack a political joke based on the meaning of a word
try reading its meaning in the DICTIONARY first.

-- 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bill@gaza.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (William J. King)
Subject: Re: Joke
Organization: University of Hawaii
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 19:06:01 GMT

In article <1992Aug11.174115.11385@ultb.isc.rit.edu> akn8257@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:
>
>What is the difference between a Circus and a Whorehouse?
>
>A circus is full of CUNNIG STUNTS..
>                    ^      ^^


This is what is refered to as Cunning Linguistics.

--
    bill@uhunix.bitnet 
    bill@uhunix.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu 
    21.19 N.LAT by 157.52 W.LONG          
    Fish on the Byte
From: steve@jetslag.cam.org (Steve Perkins)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re:  Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Date: 15 Aug 92 03:37:31 GMT
X-Original-Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 23:01:14 EST

>Guns don't kill people, bullets do. 

That gun gets the bullets moving awfuly fast though...

--
Steve Perkins
steve@jetslag.cam.org
Organization: Doctoral student, Industrial Administration, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 20:37:10 -0400 
From: Venkatesh Narayan <vn10+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: JOKE MAILING LIST

Me too, please! Me too, please!

Venkatesh
From: un023471@wvnvms.wvnet.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: "Height of" jokes
Date: 21 Aug 92 23:00:31 GMT
Organization: West Virginia Network for Educational Telecomputing


	Height of revenge:


	A Bastard roaming around the condom factory with a pin in his hand!!


	Cheers Guys!!
From: hoahosth@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (ANDREA HOSTH)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Just a couple of old'n'goods
Date: 22 Aug 92 13:50:31 GMT
Organization: Halls of Residence, Monash University

There was a young Scot named McAmiter
Who bragged of excessive diameter;
	Yet it wasn't the size
	That opened their eyes
But the rhythm - trochaic hexameter.

	King George, he had a date
	He came home very late
	He was the King.
	
	Queen Mary paced the floor
	King George came home at four
	She met him at the door
	God save the King.

Ankh
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: IK10015@MAINE.MAINE.EDU
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Finding "Archie Bunker" old Re-runs on cable TV
Date: 12 Aug 92 21:11:02 GMT
Organization: University of Maine System

Can somebody tell me when I can find those old
"Archie Bunker" half-hour comedy shows ? I know
it comes on cable on certain channels, but I
never Know when to look for them. "TBS" has them
once in a great while, But I'm looking for the Station
that carries them Daily. Send  all responses
Via E-mail if desired. and Thanx :*)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish,alt.censorship
From: sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 04:21:07 GMT

In article <1992Aug20.220742.5917@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>In article <1992Aug18.183738.17605@tin.monsanto.com> bcschu@skws02.monsanto.com (Brett Schultz) writes:
>>It was just a joke.  I really don't think that Polish have any less brain power
>>than anyone else.
>>
>>Brett
>
>Brett, your statements are very offensive to me - wheather you think
>this is a joke or not you are just simply spreading hatred and
>insults. As a community of intellectual's this cannot be tolerated
>on the network and you should just simply stop posting this kind 
>of crap; keep it to yourself. ALSO THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR 
>SHOULD SEE TO THIS. 

Offensive ideas are protected by the first amendment.  Haven't you heard,
"Although I do not agree with what you say, I'll fight to the death for
your right to say it"?  And, no, I don't "approve" of this, but I must
disapprove of any effort to "ban" it.
From: teh@latcs1.lat.oz.au (RICHIE TEH)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Confuscious says.......
Date: 17 Aug 92 02:41:36 GMT
Organization: Comp Sci, La Trobe Uni, Australia

Howdy folks,

	just wondering has anyone got any Confuscious says..... jokes.
	For starters, I'll contribute mine:


	Confuscious says
	"Men who go to sleep with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly fingers"

	Confucious says
	"Men who put cream in tart, not necessary a baker"

	Confucious says
	"Men who paint outside wal of a toilet, not necessary a shithouse
	 painter"


	your turn....

-- 
Richie   ( that's me....)
From: kml@cellar.org (Lazlo Hoover Toth)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 50 in a 35
Date: 21 Aug 92 13:11:47 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system

fred@dickens.com (Fred R Stearns) writes:

> This morning, my wife received her first moving violation.
> 
> -- 
> Fred R. Stearns -- fred@dickens.com
> I thought it was funny!


An old Woody Allen story goes that his wife is suing him over a quote
he made in the papers.  "She was violated.  That's how the papers put
it.  she was violated.  And they asked me to comment on it.  And I said
that knowing my ex-wife, it probably was not a moving violation."



         Personally, I skip the messages and just read the sigs.

  kml%cellar@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com  - My other account is a Mercedes.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: A usefull Shell script for work
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 23:51:15 GMT

crs@crs.cl.msu.edu (Charles Severance) writes:

>I had 1.5 hours to take a nap but no alarm clock.  So I wrote the following 
>shell script: (feel free to use it - I am putting it into the Public
>Domain).

A similar thing happened to me once - I absolutely _had_ to get up at a
certain time, and my alarm clock was broken (my cat had pissed on it or
something).  So I fired up my PC-XT, wrote a two line basic program that
kept checking the time until that time, and then did an infinite loop
beeping until I came over and shut down the computer.  I actually slept,
in-spite of the loud fan and hard disk.

-- 
Yorn, desh bjorn, der ritt de gitt de gue,
Orn desh de bjorn desh de umn BORK BORK BORK.
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com {revcan,uunet}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
From: hloedolf@rkw-risc.cs.up.ac.za
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: funny?
Summary: where is the jokes?
Keywords: not funny
Date: 15 Aug 92 19:28:22 GMT
Article-I.D.: rkw-risc.hloedolf.713906902
Organization: University of Pretoria, South Africa

I have been reading this group for 15 minutes (and I'm not a very slow
reader), and have not come accross *any* jokes.  Not even anything remotely
*trying* to be funny.

I'm not complaining, I never complain, I only observe and muse.
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Okay, on with the jokes! :) Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
Date: 19 Aug 92 00:00:54 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <4473@news.duke.edu> eyc@acpub.duke.edu (EMIL CHUCK) writes:
>beng@cae.wisc.edu (Beng Ting) writes:
||mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel) writes:
|Okay, for the sake of "balance" ...
|Q: How can you tell if Gov. Clinton is lying?
|
|
|A: He doesn't inhale.  :)

Jerry Brown also smoked marijuana when he was in college.

He didn't exhale.
-- 
+============================================================================++
| John Fereira            "Is that all you ever think about?"                |
| johnf@auspex.com                                                           |
+============================================================================++
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kwfriber@mtu.edu (Kenberg Frieth)
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Keywords: joke, very funny, haha, etc.
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 12:26:51 GMT

In article <14106@auspex-gw.auspex.com> johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
>In article <1992Aug17.181150.4911@athena.mit.edu> sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman) writes:
>|In article <sc0LPB2w164w@opus.mcds.com> speers@opus.mcds.com (Daniel E. Speers) writes:
>|>   I support the right to bear arms, but what about arming bears?
>|>
>|>   Where do we draw the line?  Rocket Launchers to hunt dear?
>|
>|Hunting, hunting, hunting.  You keep talking about arms in relation
>|to hunting.  THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS NOT ABOUT HUNTING!!!  The colonials
>|weren't hunting when they rose up against their oppressor to gain
>|freedom.
>
>Hmmm. Did they have rocket launchers and semi-automatic rifles when the
>second amendment was passed?  Just wondering?

Of course, most of the states still have militia law.  In about half of them,
they include all males from 17 to 35 and all females with millitary experience,
and the rest of them include everybody from 17 to 35.  They do require you
to provide your own weapon of the type in use by millitary service.  Sounds
like everbody is *supposed* to own *fully* automatic rifles, atlhough rocket
launchers would probably fall outside that category.

Another point:  buying a machine gun (full automatic, its the only REAL 
kind) in Canada is much easier than in the US.  Maybe as easy as buying a
handgun in the US, but they don't have nearly as many problems.  Maybe our
problems are cultural (nobody values peoples lives or is responsible for
their actions) rather than just having firearms available.

Ken Friberg

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: s5202734@titan.ucc.umass.edu (s5202734)
Subject: Re: POLACK JOKES
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 20:37:52 GMT

In article <_10mzhl@lynx.unm.edu> osinski@chtm.eece.unm.edu (Marek Osinski) writes:
>
>>|> If you are tempted to tell ethnic jokes again, a way to avoid offensing
>>|> anybody is to put YFEG acronym (Your Favorite Ethnic Group) instead of
>>|> identifying that group.
>>
   Apology & rejection of same deleted.

>
>Are really sure your Polish friends enjoyed your jokes? Or perhaps they
>were to polite to let you know what they really felt?
>
>Your advice that I should chew a vallium misses the point. Don't you
>realize that posting ethnic jokes violates the ethnic non-discrimination
>policies that most U.S. institutions (including probably the one to
>which you belong) have adopted?
>

     Yes, and banning said jokes violates the first amendment of the US
constitution that most U.S. institutions (including the one to which you
belong) have adopted.  

    Come on Marek, get a sense of humor.  I'm Polish, I'm Jewish, I'm a
woman and I'm a psychologist.  And I'm secure enough in my ability and
my identity in any of these areas not to bbe offended by Polack, Kike, 
JAP, bitch, bimob or shrink jokes.  Actually, I think some of them are
pretty funny.  I also think it's OK if people laugh if I were to slip
on a banana peel - I know I can get back up again!!

    It was an unfortunate breach of good taste for these jokes to be
posted to groups other than those geared specifically to humor without
a more emphatic warning in the subject line, but big deal.  Haven't
you ever heard "Sticks and stones can break my bones, but ethnic jokes
will never hurt me."   

    Lighten up.

   -Jenny Gutbezahl - my name may be German, but I'm Polish and
                      damned proud of it!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: wilsonk@infonode.ingr.com (Keith Wilson)
Subject: Oxymorons revisited...
Organization: Intergraph Corporation, Huntsville, AL.
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 19:17:43 GMT

Taxi Cab Drivers
Prison Reform
Government Subsidies
Foriegn Imports
Strip Mining
System Manager
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: wilsonk@infonode.ingr.com (Keith Wilson)
Subject: RE: Oxymorons revisited
Organization: Intergraph Corporation, Huntsville, AL.
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 12:36:54 GMT

T.V. Dinners
Railroad Crossing
Fresh Produce
New and Improved
Congressional Action
Peacekeeper Missile
Civil War
Happily Married
Dental Floss

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel)
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited...
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 17:58:51 GMT

>Here in Canada one of our favorites is "American Intellegence"

Hmmm?  Oh, I get it!  Hey, that's not nice!  Well, here in
America we always get uncontrollable giggles from
"Canadian Money."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu (Jen Schacher)
Subject: Re: Happy trails to me...
Reply-To: chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 18:01:39 GMT

In article <1992Aug13.115739.1@gallua.gallaudet.edu>, 11srust@gallua.gallaudet.
edu (Scott A. Rust) writes:
> HAven't you realized yet that the net is for students who are afraid of
> women or married people who have been married too long??
>

Uh-oh! I must be in the wrong place! Being female, I'm not afraid of women,
or I'd be scared of myself (and I don't really think I'm that scary, except
maybe when I first wake up...), and I'm definitely NOT married. Maybe the net
is just for people who have no life. I think I qualify for that one!

Jen Schacher
chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu          My mind's been going places
st891477@pip.cc.brandeis.edu          without me lately...
                                                     -The B-52's
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tte@waikato.ac.nz
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: <None>
Date: 16 Aug 92 19:57:46 +1200
Organization: University of Waikato, Hamilton, New Zealand

Blonde Joke

Q:	What is the difference between a male blonde and a female blonde?

A:	The female blonde has a higher sperm count!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tjg01@thdhub.HomeDepot.COM (Terry Gardner)
Subject: Re: please help me name my machine
Organization: The Home Depot, Inc.
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 04:08:34 GMT

In article <1992Aug20.210557.4916@aimla.com> chris@optimla.aimla.com (Chris Angelli) writes:
>In article <1992Aug18.225845.8090@CSD-NewsHost.Stanford.EDU> amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog) writes:
>>>lisa writes:
>>>
>>>
>>>>We get to name our machines at work here, and I am 
>>>>in desperate need of a new machine name in a hurry!  
>>>>Can you help me?  
>>
>
>I once took a course at DEC and they had named their
>computers after the Marx brothers:
>
>Groucho, Harpo, Zeppo, etc. and .... Karl

What about using the names of some of the cats from Cats?
bombalurina, jellylorum, GrowlTiger (my personal favorite), etc.
-- 
"VMS is a text-only adventure game. If you win, you can use UNIX".
terry@HomeDepot.COM			          Terry J. Gardner


Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish,alt.censorship
From: marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: trunking_fixed
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 15:17:03 GMT

In article <1992Aug21.042107.2790@athena.mit.edu> sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman) writes:
>>In article <1992Aug18.183738.17605@tin.monsanto.com> bcschu@skws02.monsanto.com (Brett Schultz) writes:
>>>It was just a joke.  I really don't think that Polish have any less brain power
>>>than anyone else.
>>>
>>>Brett
>>
>>Brett, your statements are very offensive to me - wheather you think
>>this is a joke or not you are just simply spreading hatred and
>>insults. As a community of intellectual's this cannot be tolerated
>>on the network and you should just simply stop posting this kind 
>>of crap; keep it to yourself. ALSO THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR 
>>SHOULD SEE TO THIS. 

>Offensive ideas are protected by the first amendment.  Haven't you heard,
>"Although I do not agree with what you say, I'll fight to the death for
>your right to say it"?  And, no, I don't "approve" of this, but I must
>disapprove of any effort to "ban" it.

First of all who are you ?

Secondly is this the great Democracy pitch, the good old first ammandment?
The only thing is that people allover the world subscribe to this group,
not everyone is American and for that matter does not give a shit about
YOUR FIRST AMMENDMENT. This is an international community, and I don't
want some infintile (BRETT who ever you are) to spread such sarcastic
and insulting jokes, THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR MUST BE DEALT WITH, or tell
him to mover over to the German group, Itallian group - whatever as
long as he stops bashing Polish culture.

Thanks,

mario s.
From: ITB650REID@redgum.qut.edu.au (The Great Fodd)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Hows this for a good Irish Joke ?
Date: 16 Aug 1992 18:10:57 -0500
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

Two Irish blokes were driving from Toowoomba to Brisbane when,
they came upon a bridge with a sign reading....

"Low Clearance : 2 Metres"

Anyway, being unsure about the height of their truck, they stopped,
got out and measured it.

Sure enough, the truck measure 2.10 metres....

They looked at each other for a while and then one exclaimed,

"Let's go for it ! There's no cops around...."

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|  The Great Fodd                       |                                    |
|  itb650reid@qut.edu.au                |    Pssst......                     |
|   isb202reid@qut.edu.au               |     Wanna buy a _slightly_ used    |
|    n1019031@water.fit.qut.edu.au      |      .sig ????                     |
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman)
Subject: Re: The "education"party needs educating!
Keywords: lips, potato, quayle, recession, unemployment, re-election?
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 01:01:35 GMT

In article <1992Aug20.183546.28010@smartstar.com> syspb@smartstar.com (Paul) writes:
>How can the Republicans call themselves the education party
>when the Vice President can't even spell 'potato'.
>
>Do you know what the 4 hardest years of Dan Quayle's live were?
>The third grade.
>
>Read my lips, no second term.
>A Bush in the white house, is worth 2 unemployment checks in the mail.
>
>Well George only has 2 months to fix everything it took 4 years to screw
>up.  He'll have to do some fast talking

I've seen Clinton's economic plan and . . . you know what?  I think
he _did_ inhale!
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ASCII Pics
Date: 17 Aug 92 13:42:11 GMT
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario

pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin) writes:

>Ok, I guess it's time for me to post my ascii airplane collection:

I apologize for the tab damage in that post - here are the corrected ones:


>   __________|__________
>	  \    \_^_/    /
>	 __\___{_+_}___/__
>		  :/   \:
>Some other type of bipe.  (from Dick Lindner, cimshop!lindner)
   __________|__________
      \    \_^_/    /
     __\___{_+_}___/__
          :/   \:
Some other type of bipe.  (from Dick Lindner, cimshop!lindner)

>			_      .---
>  _________/ |__--'@/
> (__PAN AM/__|__===-~

>727 (from KANNO HIDEO kanno@tansei.cc.u-tokyo.ac.jp)
            _      .---
  _________/ |__--'@/
 (__PAN AM/__|__===-~
 
727 (from KANNO HIDEO kanno@tansei.cc.u-tokyo.ac.jp)

>			  ____
>	|        | ___\          /~~~|
>   _:_______|/'(..)`\_______/  | |
>  <_|``````  \__~~__/  USAF ___|_|
>	:\_____(=========,(*),--\__|_/
>	|       \       /---'
>			 | (*) /
>			 |____/

>P-51 (from a signature by Frederic Danna, (danna@irisa.fr), seen in
>alt.fan.warlord!)
 
              ____
    |        | ___\          /~~~|
   _:_______|/'(..)`\_______/  | |
  <_|``````  \__~~__/  USAF ___|_|
    :\_____(=========,(*),--\__|_/
    |       \       /---'
             | (*) /
             |____/
 
P-51 (from a signature by Frederic Danna, (danna@irisa.fr), seen in
alt.fan.warlord!)

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone
  -- Henry David Thoreau.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jalapeno@leland.Stanford.EDU (J. Bradley Materick)
Subject: Another original
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 16:46:09 GMT


Hum Dee Hum...
Boy work is really boring today...
I think I'll check out rec.humor, nobody will care...
Ha Ha, Boy this is some funny stuff ... NOT!

Guess I'll have to rescue you all, here's another limerick I made up:


A virgin boy ripe as a plum
Goes to a whore feeling dumb
He is proud of his size
Till the hooker replies
"My, that's a strange place for a thumb!"


And here's a really disgusting joke that some of you may not want to read:


Q:  How did the little <insert ethnicity here> girl know that her mother
    was having her period?





A:  Her brother's dick tasted funny!  (Yuck!)


Later, Jalapeno
-- 
J. Bradley Materick
jalapeno@leland.stanford.edu
P.O. Box 14707 Stanford CA, 94309
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: Guns don't kill ...
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 21:36:29 GMT

lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt) writes:
>In article <1992Aug20.122403.1035@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu> bchurch@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Robert Church) writes:
>>In article <1992Aug18.185817.25515@cbfsb.cb.att.com> osan@cbnewsb.cb.att.com (Mr. X) writes:
>>
>>>	PS, any of you have any opinions on someone starting law school at 34?
>>
>>Why not, I knew a guy who became a male prostitute at 36.
>>

>The only differance I see is the age.

Well, they both get paid to fuck someone, except that you pay the
lawyer to fuck someone else. 
-- 
Don't read everything you believe.
Xref: sparky rec.humor:26645 rec.music.dementia:1289
From: get@coax.Central.Sun.COM (get)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Goddamn idiot posting "Magic Johnson I
Date: 12 Aug 92 15:19:19 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: get@coax.Central.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: coax.central.sun.com


professional team beating the poop out of honest amateurs
to make the modern Olympics open only to amateur athletes

Who`s kidding who here.  What's important is you watch and network TV makes money.
Newsgroups: rec.humor