From: amelman@orion.oac.uci.edu (Wan Dabada)
Subject: Toon TV/Plucky Duck Show "Nutcracker Suite" lyrics
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Organization: University of California, Irvine
Date: 28 Sep 92 00:55:55 GMT

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   Here you go, guys!  The Nutcracker "Arcade" suite!


Nutcracker Suite (sung by Foulmouth, Plucky, and chorus)
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Foulmouth:
If you desire to go vegetate...vasilate...terminate...
go to the arcade.
There your mind can find too many of...excess of...messes of...
destruction of mind.
There the brain can go and mesmorize...immobilize...vaporize...
Hey!  Vacant minds are fine
It's time!  Annihilate
It's time!  Subjugate
It's time!  Immilate
To slice those alien slime!!

Blasting through the atmosphere
A-burnin' up the stratosphere
At speeds of light
You're ripe to have a fight
You fire east, west, north and south
The foam is running from your mouth
You fire - Zip - Zap
You're feeling oh so rough
The martians try to get away
You fire your Destructo-Ray
They dodge...Dad Gum!
They're turning back your way
They've got you on the run, it seems
With their dad gum Electro-Beams
You dodge - Zip - Zap
Too late!  You're fried to cream

Chorus:
You're running out of time
Stake your money's on the line
We'd love to show those blips whose boss
Although you need a quarter
To save the world from order
Better beg your mommy quick!

Plucky:
Oh please!  Just one more
Oh please!  I must score
Oh please!  Oh please!  Oh please...Oh please...Oh please...Oh please!

Foulmouth:
You're back to get revenge right now
The martians aren't laughing now

Chorus:
You fire - Zip - Zap
You're flying high, it seems

Plucky:
But wait!  What's this?  It cannot be!
The martians are in back of me
Surrounding me with beams of energy

Foulmouth:
Alas, it seems you cannot win
The martian smiles his evil grin
These games are rigged
They're owned by martian pigs!

Plucky:
But I'll get even!  Just watch me!
I'll build my own game!  Then you'll see...
The bad guys will look a lot like me
I'll put it in a Mars arcade
And beat those martians that I played
I know their tricks!  I'll do the same
I'll fix those guys!  I'll rig my game!
They'll get addicted and pay me
Their quarters till eternity
And then I can afford to play
All night and every single day
And I will shout "Hip Hip Hooray!"
I won!  I won!  I won!  I won!  I won!  I won!  I won!  I won!  
I WON!!!!!

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