From: jfurr@nyx.cs.du.edu (Joel Furr)
Subject: Re: alt.fan.cows
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Date: Fri, 1 Jan 93 20:21:59 GMT

In article <1993Jan1.013007.15387@news.uiowa.edu> durrell@pinball.arcade.uiowa.edu (Bryant Durrell) writes:
>The free clue on social interaction for the day is this:  read
>The Boy Who Cried Wolf.  Reflect upon it in relation to your 
>recent mainstream group proposal and this so-called serious alt
>group.  Meditate.  For a very long time.

Behold even _more_ cows!

>
>                   ...:::///  THE NEW COWS  \\\:::...
>
>              Part 2 of the 2-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
>                   ________________________
>          (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
>          (oo)   (    Udderly Cool Cows!    )
>   /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1990 ISSUE! *
>  / |     ||
> *  ||----||             Edited by Eric W. Tilenius
>    ~~    ~~             Please send your submissions to:
>      Cow                ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU // ewtileni@pucc.BITNET
>
> =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =
>                                     ______
>          (__)                       |    |                   (__)
>          (oo)                       |    |                   ($$)
>       ----\/                  /-----~~~~~~            /-------\/
>          ||                  / |     ||              / | IRS ||
>       ---||                 *  ||----||             *  ||----||
>          ~~                    ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~
>  Eric the half a cow     The unknown cowmic         Tax Acowntant
> 
> 
>           (___)            (___)             (___)
>           (0 0)            (0 0)             (0 0)
>            \ /              \ /               \ /
>         __[_V_]__        __[_V_]__         __[_V_]__
>        /_________\===:  /_________\===:   /_________\===:
>        \OOO---OOO/      \OOO---OOO/       \OOO---OOO/
> 
>                         Cowed Forces
>              \ _ /
>             - ( ) -                          /\
>              / " \                         /|  |   (__)
>              (__)                        /  |  |   (oo)\
>      ________(oo)                      /____|  |    \/|  \
>     /|        \/                     /       \/       |    \
>    / |_______||                   __(_______          |||__  \
>   *  ||      ||                  |__________|         |||  ____\---*
>      ~~      ~~
>  Thomas Edison's cow               Cow hearing his master's voice
> 
> 
>            )    (                         _
>            (____)                        / \                (__)   ==========I
>           / =  = \    ~               =='   `==             (oo)    \ |||||| I
>           (-O--O-)    ~                8 O O 8       /-------\/      \ ||||| I
>            (    )     ~        /------- (   )       / |     ||__o=<   \ |||| I
>   /------- ||||||======       / |     || \_/       *  ||----|          \ ||| I
>  / |     ||  \/              *  ||----||              ~~    ~           \ || I
> *  ||----||                     ~~    ~~
>    ~~    ~~
>      Groucho Moo-x                Chico                Harpo
> 
>       ______________________            _______________________
>       |                    |            |                     |
>       |            (__)    |            |  (__)               |
>       |            (oo)    |            |  (oo)               |
>       |     /-------\/     |            |---\/           /----|
>       |    / |     ||      |            |  ||           / |   |
>       |   *  ||----||      |            |--||          *  ||--|
>       |      ~~    ~~      |            |  ~~             ~~  |
>       |--------------------|            |---------------------|
>             Normal Cow                  0   Cow  modulo one   1
> 
>                   (__)                                   (__)
>                   (oo)                                   (oo)
>      ______________\/______               ____    /-------\/  __
>     /___/___/___/___/___/_/|             /___/|  / |     || _/_/|
>     |___|___|___|___|___|_||             |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
>     |_|___|___|___|___|___||             |_|__|/|~~      ~/|___||
>     |___|___|___|___|___|_|/             |___|_|/        |___|_|/
> 
>     Cow in the GDR before...             ...and after 9-Nov-1989
> 
> 
>        ______________(__)_________________                      (__)
>      /_______________(oo)_______________ /                      (oo)
>      |                \/                ||                       \/
>     _|_                                _||                       ||
>    /__/_______________________________/__/|                      ||
>   (   )                              (   )|                      ||
>    | |________________________________| | |                      ||
>    \_____________________________________/]              /------- /
>     []               []               []                / |     ||
>                                                        *  ||----||
>                     COW-CH                                ~~    ~~
>                                                           Cowraffe
> 
>                                               *      *
>                                                \    /
>                                                 \  /
>        /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\                 \/
>      /   (__)                   \           +----------+
>     |    (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~\       |          |          |
>    |~~~|  \/. \\       // \_* |~~~|         |          |
>    |   |-----`//`====='\\-----|   |         |          |
>    |   |-----//---------||----|   |         |          |
>    |   |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _|   |         +----------+
>     ~||~                      ~||~           ||      ||
> 
>                          "COWCH POTATO"
>                                                  +------------+         +
>                                                  | B A T E S  |  (__)   o
>                        |    (0x)   (       )     |C O R R A L |  (**)  /|
> ----------             |     \/    (       )     +------------+  \==/ / |
> |\         \                        W------       |          |   (  )   v
> |  ----------          *----   ====;                            (    )
> |  |  (__)  |           \           /                           (    )
> \  |  (oo)  |            \          |                           (    )
>  \ |   \/   |              \+       |                           (    )
>    ----------                       +                           (    )
>     Ice Cowbe            COWBOOOOOM!                             |  |
>                                                                  o  o
>                                                     Psycho Cow (with knife)
>          (__)
>          (oo)   -------------------------          _______________________
>   /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! |        |\ ~                ~  /|
>  / |     ||     -------------------------         | \    ~      ~     ~ / |
> *  ||----||                                       |(_\ ~   COW-PIE ~   /_)|
>    ~~    ~~                                       |(oo\   ~           /oo)|
>  The Simpsons' cow                                | \/ \       ~  ~  / \/ |
>                                                   |(__) \           / (__)|
>                 \               /                 \(oo)(_\ ~     ~ /_)(oo)|
>                  \_____________/                   \\/ (oo\       /oo) \//
>                  /\___________/\                    \   \/ \  ~  / \/   /
>       Cow in    / /\_________/\ \                    \  (__)\   / (__) /
>       trouble  / / /\_______/\ \ \                    \ (oo) \~/  (oo)/
>               / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \                    \ \/   :(__)\//
>           ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___                 \ (__):(oo) /
>              \ \ \ \ \ \/  / / / / /                     \(oo): \/ /
>               \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / /                       \\/(__) /
>                \ \ \/_______\/ / /                         \ (oo)/
>                 \ \/_________\/ /                           \ \//
>                  \/___________\/                             \:/
>                  /             \
>                 /               \
> 
>           (__)               (__)              (______)             (__)
>           (oo)               (oo)              ( o  o )             (oo)
>   /--------\/         /~~~~~~~\/          /-----\    /       /-------\/
> ./ |        |       ./ {~)))))_}         / |     |\/        / |     ||
>    |--W-----|          ||``   ||        *  ||----||        *  (.)(.)||
>    | |    | |          ~~     ~~           ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
>    ~~    ~~
> cow before weight       cow after          Conceited       Dolly Parton's
>   loss program         the program            Cow               Cow
> 
> 
>                               (___)
>                               (  OO
>   ______      ______      _____\_ |                 ______  (__) ______
>  |      |    |      |    |      |\O    cowstle     |      | (oo)|      |
>  |      |____|      |____|      |                  |      |__\/_|      |
>  |                              |                  |                   |
>  |                              |   (__)           |                   |
>  |          __________          |   (oo)           |     __________    |
>  |         |          |         |    \/-------\    |    |          |   |
>  |         |          |         | ___ | ___  |_\_  |    |          |   |
>  |         |   (__)   |         |_| |_|_| |__|| |__|    |   (__)   |   |
>  |         |   (oo)   |                                 |   (oo)   |   |
>  |          \___\/___/                                   \___\/___/    |
>  |                                                                     |
>  |                                                                     |
>   (                                    ______                         )
>    (                                  /      \                       )
>      (                               /        \                    )
>         (                            |        |                 )
>            |                         |        |              |
>            |                         |        |              |
>            |_________________________|________|______________|
>   \ \
>    \ \
>     \ \
>      \ \   (__)
>       \ \  (oo)                                                 /
>    /---\----\/                                                 /
>   / |   \  ||                               *         (__)    /
>  *  ||---\-\\                                \        ( OO   /
>     ~~      ~~                                \---\___/\_|\=/>
>             ~~       ~~                       |        \===/>
>              \\_____//                        | /______/  /
>              ||     |                 _________\\_\\_____/____________________
>              /\------\                          ~  ~    /
>             (oo)      \                                /
>             (--)       *                              /
> 
> Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas         Cow Circus: Tightrope walking
> 
>           ______________________
>          |                      |\
>          |       (__)           | |
>          |       (oo)           | |
>          |        \/            | |
>          |       / \ \          | |
>         /////////   \_ \_///////  |
>          |     |     /          | |                           (__)
>          |   /++++++<           | |                      _____(oo)
>          |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
>          | *     |    \_\_      | |                   / |     ||
>    _______O)-----~---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____
> 
>                 cow-lliope in the circus parade
> 
>       *
>        \
>     w   \    w                                        (__)
>     \\  /\  //                                        (oo)
>      \\/  \//                                          \/
>       |    |                    (__)               >--(  )--<
>       |(__)|                    (oo)                  /  \
>       \(OO)/                   .-\/-.             >--- {} ---<
>       //\/\\                  <|    |>              v  /\  v
>       ||  ||                   \ \/ /               | (oo) |
>       ||__||                   |\/\/|                \(~~)/
>      /~~  ~~\                  /----\                 |  |
>    / ======== \               /      \                |  |
>   /            \              /* * * \               / \/ \
>  |==============|            /__*_*_*_\              |  \ |
>   \            /               ||  ||                ~  / ~
>    \ ======== /                ~~  ~~                  *
>      \ _____ /
> Cow balancing on ball          Cowslip            Cownilingus
> 
> 
>              (__)                                         -'`-       "Here's
>              (oo)     ____________________                ( oo  ~     mooing
>       /-------\/     |                    |               /\_|--      at you,
>      / |     |\ /    |  o  o  o  o  o  o  |              | \ \__  _   kid!"
>     *  ||----| /     ======================              |  \___['
>        ~~    ~       ||                  ||              |    ||
>        Cowncillor            his cowch                   |____|-
>                                                           |  |
>                                                           ~  ~
>          (__)    (__)   (__)    (__)                 humphrey cow-gurt
>          (oo)    (oo)   (oo)    (oo)
>   /-------\/      \/     \/      \/-------\
>  / |     ||  ===================  ||     | \
> *  ||----||   || |--|   |--| ||   ||----||  *
>    ~~    ~~   -- ~  ~   ~  ~ --   ~~    ~~            (__)
>           A game of cowntract bridge                  (oo)
>                                                      / \/       ____________
>                                                     /   \===~__|            |
>                 ----------------------             _|___ /\  |______________|
>           (__)  | \-/   \-/    ||    |            |=====| |   |            |
>           (oo)  | _|_   _|_   |__|   |            *I   I| |   |            |
>    /-------\/   ----------------------             I   I~ ~   |            |
>   / |     ||    |   \-/  |   |    |  |
>  *  ||----||    |   _|_ |_| |_|  |_| |            wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
>     ~~    ~~    ----------------------
>            Just a humble cownoisseur
> 
> 
>     (__)  (__)   (__) (__)(__)    (__) (__)(__)(__)  (__)
>     (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
>      \/(oo)\/  (oo)/(__)/  (oo)(oo)\/  (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
>         \/      \/  (oo)    \/  \/      \/    \/    \/    \/
>                      \/
>                          a cownfluence
> 
>                                                   _______
>             (__(  .-<                            |   |   |
>             (oo)  |                              |___|___|
>           ___\/___|                              |\_____/|
>          |  |  |                                 |       |
>          |  |  |                                 |_______|
>        >-'  |  |                             _   |   _   |
>         *----/\                     /-------//   |--(_)--|
>             /  \                   / |     ||    |_______|  (__)
>            /    \                 *  ||----||    |       |  (++)
>            ~     ~                   ~~    ~~    |_______|   \/
>         Egyptian Cow                   Marie Antoinette's Cow
> 
>                  _
>         ________|@|________
>          |  POLICE  BOX  |                     __
>          |---------------|                   (~\/~)              \(:)/
>          |_______|     / |                    \oo/               (o|o)
>          ||  |  ||    |  |               /-----\/           /-----\_/
>          ||-----||    |  |              /|      |          /|      |
>          ||__|__||    |  |             V ||----||         ~ ||----||
>          |  ___  |    |  |               ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
>          | |___| |    |  |              Vulcan Cow         Klingon Cow
>          | _____ |     (__)
>          ||     ||     (oo)    ---------
>          ||     ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
>          ||     ||B-9  \ |     ---------
>          ||_____||______\|
>          |_______|_______|
>                                                               ----------------
>      a Certain Time Lord's Cow                   (__)     ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
>                                                  ( ----0      ----------------
>                   (___)                          _\/_
>                   |===|                         /oooo\---O
>            ________\_/                         /oooooo\
>           | |        |                        /oooooooo\
>           # ||______||                       /oooooooooo\
>             ||      ||                      /____________\
>             ~~      ~~
>              RoboCow                          a Dalek Cow
> 
>    __________________        ___________________        ___________________
>   /ine McBovine McBov\      /McCow McCow McCow M\      /ttle McCattle McCat\
>  /cBovine McBovine McB\    /Cow McCow McCow McCow\    /e McCattle McCattle M\
> ------------------------  -------------------------  -------------------------
>  \ovine McBovine McBov/    \McCow McCow McCow McC/    \attle McCattle McCatt/
>   \McBovine McBovine /      \w McCow McCow McCow/      \ McCattle McCattle /
>    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>                             Ronald McDonald's Cows
> 
>                            @ @
>                             @@@ @
>                               @@ @
>                Pffii           @@@@ @@
>          ___________D           @@@@@@
>         |________  |            _______
>          (__)   | /             \     /
>          ( oo /~| |      __      \   /
>          /\_|// | |     /  \     |  |
>        _/____/__| |    |    |    |  |
>       |       ___/-----------------_| (__)
>       |      /   \     \     \       `(oo)
>       |     /     \     |     |       |\/
>       |    |   O  |    /     / __    /
>       |----|      |-----------/  \-\\\                 (__)
>            \     /           | o |  \\\               _(  )_
>     ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____
> 
>                   Cow Express                     Suicidal Cow
> 
>                                               o         _____________
>                                               /\       /             \
>                                              [__]     ( take off, eh! )
>      __  |   \ /                             (oo) ----'\_____________/
>        \/----///\                     /-------\/
>      */\______(xx)                   / |     ||__|
>               (  )                  *  ||----|   U
>                                        ~~    ~
> Pro-democracy cow from Beijing         Canadian Cow
> 
> 
>      o          o               o              o             o       o
> o  o       o         o       o     o         o   o       o       o
>     o   o      o       o       (    )      o    (    )        o  (    (    o
>         O                     )  (             )  (             )  (
> o  o     (__)     o     o       (__)        o    (__)     o   o   (__)
>          (oo)                   (oo)             (oo)      o      (oo)     o
>   /------$$$$   o   o    /-------\/  o    /-------\/       /-------\/
>  / |     $$$$           / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
> *  ||----||        o   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||   o
>    ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
>    Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
> 
>                                         ___
>                                       _/...\  *==\        ________________
>       __________ (___)               /::::::\  (/_\)     /                \
>      /|         `(0 0)               |:::::::_ (o o)     |  Moo, Moo, Moo |
>     / |           \ /              /-----+-+--- \ /     /\________________/
>    *  |||----|||-/ *              / |    | |   | 0  ___/
>       |||    |||                 *  | _  |_| _ |
>                                     || --+_+- ||
> Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow           --        --
>                                    |  |_     |  |_
>           /\                       |____|    |____|
>          / O\                         Santa Cows
>         / ,  \
>        /  O   \                                       _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
>        -/ ,  \-                                     /          |~      |~    \
>        /  O   \                                    |      |~  o|   |~ o|      |
>       /,    ,  \                                 /  \    o|       o|         /
>      / O    O   \                              /      \                    /
>      -/  ,     \-                             /        / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
>      /   O   ,  \                            /        /          .
>     /  ,     O  ,\  (__)                 /*     *\   /         ./\.
>    /   O   ,    O \ (oo)                /\       /\           .//.\.
>   /        O       \-\/                ****     ****         .///\\\.
>   ------------------||                 (oo)     (oo)         ////\\\\.
>           ||/ ||----||          /-------\/       \/-------\     ||
>           ||  ~~    ~~         /|      ||         ||      |\    ~~
>   Merry Cow-ristmas           *  ||----||         ||----||  *
>                                  ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
>                                       Christmas Cowols
> 
>                                O
>                                    O  O  O
>                                             O                    *
>            Moory Cowristmas!                 ___                /|\
>                         _____________________|  |_____         /||o\
>                        /______________________________\       /|o|||\
>      ~                /________________________________\     /|||||o|\
>       ~~  ####          ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||      /||o||||||\
>          ~(oo)          ||___|___||||||||||||___|___||     /||||o||||||\
>    /-------\/           ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||    /|o||||o|||o||\
>   / |     ||            ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ ||          | |
>  *  ||----||            ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
> oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
> 
> 
>   |----------------------|                         /\
>   |                      |                  /\  /\/  \
>   |                      |                 /  \/ /    \/\
>   |                      |                /            \ \
>   |                      |          ----------------------------
>   |______________________|
>                                               \/
>   |----------------------|                  o-@@
>   |______________________|
>                                        Minimalist Dead Cow
>    ----------------------
>       Mark Rothko Cow
>                                                      /=`=~~~#&@~@&)|||><<><><>
>                                                      \|}}{}{}{() (&)  ~~~~#***
>   (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |     #\**~~//?<>.+|@@@\/---___
>   ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |     \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))(
>   /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |     |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$
> ------------------------------------------------
>   (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |        Jackson Pollock cow
>   ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |
>   /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         ____________________
> ------------------------------------------------         |           (__)   |
>   (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |           (oo)   |
>   ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         |    /-------\/    |
>   /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |   / |     ||     |
> ------------------------------------------------         |  *  ||----||     |
>   (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |     ~~    ~~     |
>   ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         | Ceci N'est Pas   |
>   /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |    Une Cow       |
> ------------------------------------------------         --------------------
>               Andy Warhol Cow                             Rene Margritte Cow
> 
> 
>             oo                    --
>                                                            \/
> 
> 
>        cow by night       sleeping cow by night        Chesire Cow
> 
> 
>                      II
>       ( MOOOOOO ! )  II\
>   ________\   /      II +    (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )
>  |\        `v' \      + II   (00)
>  | \________|____\     \II\   \/-------\
>  | (     ( @ @ )  )     II +    ||    ||\      (__) ..oo ( How can he     )
>  |\|______\_O_/___|      + II   ||----|| *     (oo)        ( afford that? )
>  | \_______________\      \II\  ~~    ~~        \/--------\
>  \ (OO_##########_OO)      II +                    ||    || \
>  (\(_____[PHIL]_____)       + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
>      (_)        (_)          \II          II       ~~ II ~~       II
>                               II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
> 
>                What cows think when people MOO at them
> 
> 
>            /\\   ~                 (__)                          (__)
>           /__\\  |                 ( oo  _                       (oo)
>      _    (o o)  |                 /\__|( ) _                   /-\/-\
>     / \   /\_/\ /                 |  \==//=(_)  *POW!*         /      \
>       | /|I   I|                  | ====                       |      |
>       ~/ |I   I|                  |    |                       |      |
>       |  |I   I|                 /|  _ \                      /        \
>       |  |I   I|               /  / / \ \                     __________\
>       |  |_____|             *    ||   ||                          \\
>           ~  *~                   ||_  ||_                         (_)
> 
> cow giving forgiveness         Moo-hamid Ali                   Cow Bell.
> 
> 
>             (!!)                        _/\_                       \_\
>     !!!!!!!!(oo)                 _______(oo)              _________(oo)
>    !/|       \/                 /|       \/              /| Ferrari \/
>   !/ |______||                 / |______||              / |________||
>   *  ||     ||                *  ||     ||             *  ||       ||
>      ~~     ~~                   ~~     ~~                ~~       ~~
> Last of the Moo-hicans        Mayflower cows             Sports Cow
> 
> 
>                             (__)                            (__)
>                             (oo)                            (oo)
>             /--------------- \/              / ------------- \/
>           / ( !S M T W T F! )               / (   |7 8 9 +|  )
>         /  (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )             *  (   |4 5 6 -|  )
>        *   (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )                 (  |1 2 3 X|  )
>             ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ )                   ( |C 0 = /| )
>              (+-+-+-+-+-+-+)                     ~---------~
>               ||        ||                       ||       ||
>               ||        ||                       ||       ||
>               ~~        ~~                       ~~       ~~
>               "COWLENDAR"                        "COWCULATOR"
> 
>    /\
>   /  \         __                           ________   ------
>  DOCTOR      _/__\_                           |__| |   |====|
>   MOO/      /=(OO)                            (oo) *   |   v|
>    \/    --/==-\/==\                   /-------\/      |~~ *|
>       / |  \==||  \==\   ///          / |     ||       ------
>      *  ||-|==||   \==\/==/          *  ||----||
>         ~~ ///~~     \===/              ~~    ~~
>        Gallifreyan Cow               Straight out of Cowllege
> 
> 
>          (__)
>          (oo)
>   /-------\/                           #         #
>  / |     ||                            \\       //
> *  ||----||\                            \\     //
>    ~~    ~~ \                            \ --- /
>              \                           |     |
>               |                          |     |
>               |                          |     |
>               |                          / \_/  \        (__)
>               |                         //      \\    <--(xx)--#-
>               |                        //        \\       /\
>   ___________\|/___________
>         Cow-a-flower                 Cow at butcher's party
> 
> 
>          ___--------___             ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>         / .    .   .   \            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>    |\/   .    (__)    .  \/|        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~oo~~~~~~~~~~~~
>    || .    .  (oo) .   .  ||        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>    |/\   .     \/    .   /\|        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>        \___ .    .  ___/            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>            ---------                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>                                     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>         Cow in a haggis                   Cow on top of Ben Nevis
> 
> 
>         ___________________________
>        | (__)  (__)  (__)   (__)  |                   *        (__)
>        | ( oo  ( oo  ( oo   ( oo  |                    \       (oo)
> _______| /\_|  /\_|  /\_|   /\_|  |________             \-------\/
> |                                         |              |     ||
> |   _____                        _____    |              ||----||
> |___|   |________________________|   |____|             (oo)  (oo)
>     |___|                        |___|
>               Cow-pooling                             rollerscating cow
> 
>                              __               o oo o
>                             (__)               \||/
>                             (__)               (__)              (___)
>      (__)                   (oo)               (oo)              (o o)
>      (  )            /-------\/         /-------\/        /$$$$$$$\ /
>     ( /* )          / |     ||         / |     ||        / $$$$$$$|O
>      |  |          *  ||----||        *  ||----||       *  ||w---||
>      ~  ~             ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~
>    Dairy-Air      East Indian Cow       Injun Cow          Cash Cow
> 
>                                                                       (       )
>               (___)        PRISON#  #  #  #  #                         ||| |||
>               (o o)        #  #  #  #  #(_#) #                         (O   O)
>   /------------\ /         #  #  #  #  #(o#) #             /------------\___/
>  / |           #-#         #  #/-#--#--#-\#  #            / |           |||
> *  |         |||           #  # |#  #  #||#  #           /  ||          |||
>    ||--------|||           # *# |#--#--#||#  #          *   ||----------|||
>    ~~         ~~           #  # ~#  #  #~~#  #              ~~           ~~
>   Orville Redencow                            The Bakker Cows
> 
> 
>            (__)                                     (__)
>          /   oo      ______                       /   @@      ______
>         |  /\_|     |      \                     |  /\_|     |      \
>         |  |___     |       |                    |  |___     |       |
>         |   ---@    |_______|                    |   ---@    |_______|
>      *  |  |   ----   |    |                     |  |   ----   |    |
>       \ |  |_____                                |  |_____
>        \|________|                         *____/|________|
> 
>              CompuCow                      CompuCow After an All-niter
> 
> 
> 
>              (__)                                   (__)
>            /   --      ______                     /  .\/.     ______
>           |  /\_|     |      \                   |  /\_|     |      \
>           |  |___     |       |                  |  |___     |       |
>           |   ---@    |_______|                  |   ---@    |_______|
>           |  |   ----   |    |                *  |  |   ----   |    |
>           |  |_____                            \ |  |_____
>     *____/|________|                            \|________|
> 
>     CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard       CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
> 
> 
>       \\                                    \\
>        \\                                    \\
>        / \                                   / \
>       /   \                                 /   \
>       \    \                                \    \
>        \    \(__)                            \    \(__)
>      *-->    (oo)                          *-->    (oo)
>        /    / \/                           o /    / \/
>       /    /                                /    /
>       \   /                             o   \   /
>        \ /                                   \ /
>        //                                    //
>       //                               o    //
> 
>   B-2 Stealth Bomber cow         Stealth cow on bombing run
> 
> 
>   ___
>  /   \       (    )   Happy
> |     \       |--|    Mooosic!               (__)
> |      |      \  /__                         (oo)
> +----------+ __oo| \                  /      -\/                   (__)
> |Steinway &|_  \/|  |                /       ||               >----(oo)---->
> |___ Sons ___|_/ |__|               *  ------||             /-------\/
> |   |        |   / /                   |     ~~            / |     ||
> o   o        o  | |                    ||----             *  ||----||
>                                        ~~                    ~~    ~~
>  Chopin'ing Cow                        TeX cow            Steve Martin's cow
> 
> 
>                       (__)                 +=============================+
>                       (oo)                 |  F R E D ' S   S A L O O N  |
>        ______    ______\/              (__)|          +-----+            |
>     __|______\__/____/\\[}             (xx)|          | ___ |            |(__)
>    /   ---             \\ ---           \/ |          |/=|=\|            |(oo)
> |[]  /     \ \      /   /     \            |          |==|==|            | \/
>     |   @   | \____/   |   @   |           |          |==|==|            |
>      \     /            \     /        ------------------------------------
>        ---                ---
>              COW-ASAKI                           Cows behind bars
> 
>                  __ _________                           __ _________
>                 (  V  _   _  )_                        (  V         )_
>                 /    ( \o/ )   )                       /     ////     )
>                (      \_O_/    \                      (     (---)     \
>                 \      /O\      )                      \    |moo|      )
>                  (    @   @    /                        (   (---)     /
>                   (_____/\____)                          (_____/\____)
>                        o                                      o
>                       o                                      o
>                     o                                      o
>                 (__)                                   (__)
>            /----(uu)                              /----(uu)
>        *__/|     \o==s                        *__/|     \o==s
> /\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))              /\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))
>      |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//                |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//
>             ~  ~\/--\*)                            ~  ~\/--\*)
>        Dreaming Cow                         Cow Dreaming of Silage
> 
> 
>             (__)      o   o               *        (__)
>             (oo)     o  o                  \       (OO)
>      /-------\/==o  o                       \-------\/
>     / |     ||  ____                    []   |     ||
>    *  ||----||  |__|                   (/\)s==|----||
>       ~~    ~~                         /__\   ~    ~~
>   Cow blowing bubbles.             Cow kicking over lantern that started
>                                      the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
> 
>                 __//     \__                                  |\__|\
>         /~~~)~~/   )     (   \~~(~~~\                         | 00 |
>        /(    _(  ~/       \~  )_    )\                   \---<( -- )>---/
>       /  \ //  | /         \ |  \ /  \                    \    |--|    /
>      /    \   O/           \O   //    \                    \__/    \--/
>     (    )/\                   //\(    )                     (      )
>     /\  //                         \  /\                     |      |
>    / / /W          COW-TOW          W\ \ \                   --------
>  *  \(                               )/  *                    ||  ||
>       \_                           _//                        nn  nn
>   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~           Cow after learning that
>                                                       the vice president has a
> (__)     (__)         (__) (__)                       lower IQ than he does
> (oo)  +  (oo)      =  (oo) (oo)
>  \/       \/           \/   \/                                  (__,
>                                                                 (+o)
> (__)     (__)(__)     (__) (__) (__)                 /-----#-----\'
> (oo)  +  (oo)(oo)  =  (oo) (oo) (oo)                / | Cownucks||  \
>  \/       \/  \/       \/   \/   \/                   }}--------}}   \ o
>                                                       ==        ==    --
>            Cownting...                             This cow plays hockey
> 
> 
>                                                                /.
>                                                          moo  /`'\  .
>              (__)   MOO!                                   ` /    ./ \..
>              (oo)  /                                      ../   .'      \.
>       /-------\/                                       ../    /    ../    \
>      / |     ||                                      ./     ./   ./        \
>     *  ||----||                                    ./     ./            \   \.
> -------~~----~~-----                           .../    ../       ../          \
>                     \                         /       /         /
>                           Ech-cow   (echo)
> 
>                  ________________                  (__)
>          ~__~   /                \                 (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
>          (oo)  ( Milk is logical. )              __ \O//
>   /-------\/ --'\________________/              /   ==s)\_____
>  / |     ||                                 *--/|_/-----/    OO       COW
> *  ||W---||                                     |__       __ II     JOYRIDES
>    ~~    ~~                          O O o  o   /  \-----/  \
> Mr Spock's cow                                  \__/     \__/
> 
>       *             .                 .    ,
>            .           .     *        .      .
>                      .                                 *
>           \   /         ,        (__)   ,       ,
>         -   *   -                (       .      |
>       .   /   \     ,       .     \/     .        -   -    .
>          .                       / \\        ,      |
>         ,      *         *      /   /\\
>                    .           /\\ /       .           .
>           *           .       /   \\             .         .
>     _|_    ,   .    ,        /           ,      *
>      |  .     ,       .     *        , .           .
>        .    ,     .         .            .  *          .
> 
>                            The Milky Way
> 
> 
>                       \  /         ________________________________
>                        \/         /                                \
>                (__)    /\         |    At times likes these you    |
>                (oo)   O  O        | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
>                _\/_   //        O \________________________________/
>          *    (    ) //       O
>           \  (\\    //       o
>            \(  \\    )      o                                   (__)
>             (   \\   )   /\                                     (oo)
>   ___[\______/~~~~~~~\__/) o-)__                                /\/\
>  |\__[=======______//________)__\                      Cocown  (\==/)
>  \|_______________//____________|                               \<>/
>      |||      || //||     |||
>      |||      || @.||     |||                            (___)      /~~~~~\
>       ||      \/  .\/      ||                            /- -\     /  MU  /
>                  . .                                    (  ~  ) __/______/
>                 '.'.`                                    \_O_/
>              COW-OPERATION                             Buddha's Cow
> 
> 
>    (_                 ~         -       _)             /       ~
>           (           -                        -               |  =s
> O                               |            *
>                   |           O        \      \       -  |
>              |                                   \               |
>         -                    -                |
> 
> )
>        Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
> 
> 
>                                       (__)                ---_
> (__) _______________*                 (oo)               /|   \
> (xx)-\           \             /-------\/               / |\   \_ (__)
>  \/ /-\___________\--\        / |     |                *  ||\     (oo)
>                              *  ------                    ~~ \____ \/
>        Boneless Cow      No leg cow (ground beef)    Two leg cow (lean beef)
> 
> 
>                                  (__)
>                                  (oo)
>                                   \/                             \___/
>                            /     / \\                            (0 0)
>                                 /   /\\                           \ /
>                                /\\ /                               v
>                     /         /   \\                               |
>                              /                             <-------|------->
>                        /    *                                      |
>                  |\                                                |
>            /     |  \         /                                  __|__
>                  \\   \                                          \/ \/
>            /       \\   \                                        \/ \/
>       /              \\___\                                      \/ \/
>             /          \\                                        __|__
>                /      \\                                         \   /
>  /    /           /        \\                                    |\ /|
>             /                \\                                  | V |
>         /         /            \\                                |   |
>               /                  \\                              |   |
>                    /               \\                            W   W
>                                      \\
>        ===============================O===========        Stick Cow sunbathing
>        ===========================================        at Malibu wearing a
>         O)                                      O)        special cow bikini.
>                    The dreaded cowtapult
> 
> 
>     (__)                                (___)            **       ((__))
>     (__)               (__)             (___)             \\      ((oo))
>     (oo)               (  )             (   )              \\------\\//
>    | \/ |             (  /*)            |   |               ||      ||
>    |  |             ||  ||            |   |               |||----|||
>                                   (___)               ~~~    ~~~
> Cows doin' it      Cows doin' it           \_*             Cow during an
>  FRONT VIEW          BACK VIEW         TOP VIEW             Earthquake
> 
> 
>           ((     _  _                       (___)              (__)
>          ( D\   (_)(_)____                  (0 0)              (oo)
>    _______\__| | MOOTV____(          /-------\_O---moo        *-\/-------\
>   /|     ||   _/\____/              / |     ||               /  ||      |  \
>  / ||____| \/~   /  \              *  ||,---||              *   ||-----||   *
> *  ||    |      O    O                ~~    ~~               \/|(/)(/\(,,/
>    ~~    ~                         Romie mooed...          while Julie ate.
>      "Moo-vie Camera"                (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)
> 
> 
>                        ______________________________________________________
>                       |                                                      |
>              _______  |                                                      |
>             / _____ | |                       ACME MOO-VERS                  |
>            / /(__) || |                                                      |
>   ________/ / |OO| || |                                                      |
>  |         |-------|| |                                                      |
> (|         |     -.|| |_______________________                               |
>  |  ____   \       ||_________||____________  |             ____      ____   |
> /| / __ \   |______||     / __ \   / __ \   | |            / __ \    / __ \  |\
> \|| /  \ |_______________| /  \ |_| /  \ |__| |___________| /  \ |__| /  \ |_|/
>    | () |                 | () |   | () |                  | () |    | () |
>     \__/                   \__/     \__/                    \__/      \__/
> 
>                            "The Moo-vers are here!"
> 
> 
>          -- (__)          *        (__)*        (__)*        (__)*        (__)
>   *---    - (QQ)           \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (o-)
>   -   \------\/             \-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/
> ---   |      |               |        //  |        //  |        //  |     ||
>   -   ||()--||               ||------+    ||------+    ||------+    ||----||
>       oo    oo               ~~           ~~           ~~           ~~    ~~
> 
>      Roller Cow                            Cows in polonaise
> 
> 
>          -------------/
>                      /
>                     /
>                    /
>                  /
>                 /
>                /                                 (__)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)
> 
>                                                      \    /          ____
>          |\/|                   {___}                 \__/         \/ *  \/
>          (oo)                   ( * )                 (--)         | O  O |
>   /-------\/ V          /--------\Q/          /--------\/           \    /
>  / |     ||__|         / |      ||           / |     ||              \**/
> *  ||----|            *  ||-----||          *  ||----||               --
>    ~~    ~               --     --             --    --            Milkael
> Cow from Vulcan     Smoking 1-eyed cow    Cow w/ rabbit ears      Cowbachev
> 
> 
>                         (*)                  (*)
>    (__)                  ~                    ~                (__)
>    (oo)                  |      |             |               @(oo)@
>    [..]                  |      =             |                [..]@@
> \ |  U           (-)     |     | |            | (-)             U  @@@@
>  ||   ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>==   ||
>  ||   )  ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||  (   ||
>  ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
>  |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
>  |  \  |     |                                          |     |  /  |
>  =   * =     =                                          =     = *   =
>                    cows having candlelight dinner
> 
>                                          (___)
>                                          (o o)
>     ( ** )                              __\_/__
>     |e  e|                             //~~*~~\                  \___/
>      \  / ____*===*______*             /   *   \                 (O O)
>       OO      * Givenchy *\           / |  *  | \                 \ /
>         |    *     *    *  \          \ |=====| /                  O
>        /****************    *          "|_____|"
>       //  *************                  | | |                Cow exclaiming
>      ||    ||     \_/||                  | | |                  "Holy Cow"
>      ||    ||     || ||                  |_|_|
>      v|    v|     v| v|                   ~ ~
>         Haute Cowture                    COWNT
> 
>                                         |\
>                                         |[]         |\
>                                    (__) |           |[]         |\
>                                    (--) |      (__) |           |[]         |\
>   *                        _________\/ /|      (o-) |      (__) |           |[]
>   |        (__)           /,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (oo) |      (__) |
>   |      __(oo)        *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (OO) |
>    \=====  |\/         |           *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|
>   _|_/     \_          |===========|           *--------------/,,      ,, / |
>   -//\-----/\\         o           |===========|           *----------------|
>    \_/     \_/                     o           |===========|                |
> -----------------                              o           |================|
>     Cowazaki                        COW-WARD               o                o
> 
> 
>       ______________________________
>      /                              \
>     (  Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
>      \________________  ____________/
>                       ) )                                            ()
>                (__)   //                                            (  )
>          (__)  (oo)  /          (___)                              ( __ )
>         /(oo)---\/              (o o)                               (oo)
>   /-------\/   ||                \ /-------\               /-------/||||
>  / |     ||----||                 O||     | \             / |     || |||
> *  ||----||    ~~                  ||---,||  *           *  ||----||  |
>    ~~    ~~                        ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
>      Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull                    Ayatollah Cow-manhi
> 
>                                                   (__)                  |====|
>   /--------------------/                          (oo)                   \oo/
>  / |     ||           /          (__)      /-------\/             /-------\/
> *  ||----||          /-----------(oo)     / |     ||---->        / |     ||
>    ~~    ~~                       \/     *  ||----||            *  ||----||
>                                            ___/  ___/              ~~    ~~
>         Network Virtual Cow                                      Cowcatcher
> (with separate frontend and backend)      Cow waterskiing      (Major league)
> 
> 
>            /\                                               __
>           {__}                                            _[__]_
>           (oo)                                            /(oo)\
>    /-------\/                                       /------@\/@
>   / |  +  ||                                       / |     |@@
>  *  ||----||                                      *  ||----||
>     ~~    ~~                                         ~~    ~~
>    Sacred Cow       Zen Cow (eating grass)          Hasidic Cow
> 
>   _____          _________________
>  /     \        /                 \
> ( 1+2=3 )      ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
>  \__  _/        \_____  __________/                         (__)
>    ( (                ) )                                  >(==)
>     \\                //       )__(                        /-\/-\
>       \    (__)      /         (oo)                       /(    )\
>            (oo)                 \/-------*               ~ (    ) ~
>     /-------\/                   ||     | \                (    )
>    / |     ||                    ||----||   \              /----\
>   *  ||----||                    vv    vv                 /    \ \
>      ~~    ~~                                            ~      * ~
>   COWculator (2)               Reverse Polish Cow        Cow-a-bunga
> 
>                                                          ~~    ~~
>                                   O  (___) ||         *  ||----||
>                                   |  (o o) ||          \ |     ||
>             (no-bull-ity) --->    %  -\ /- ||           \-------/\
>                                   |\/| O | ||                  (oo)
>                                   |  |   | ||                  (  )
>                                      / v-' ||                   ><
>                                  /==========|                  (  )
>                                 //         ||                  (oo)
>   ,------._(__)                 ||         ||           /-------\/
>  * | \     ( oo                 ||         ||          / |     ||
> vv====>----=\/====vv            |===========|         *  ||----||
>                                                          ~~    ~~
>                     COWTOW                            Bi-cow molecule
> 
>                                  (__)                 (__)
>         ()  ()             _____| oo |                |oo|
>          ()()             /          |         /----|-|__|-|
>          (oo)            /           |        / |     ||
>   /-------UU            /____________|       *  ||----||
>  / |     ||                ~~    ~~             ~~    ~~
> *  ||w---||            Cow dressed up        Cow dressed up
>    ~~    ~~              as ghost            as Frankenstein
> Eh, What's up Doc?     for Halloween          For Halloween
> 
> 
>          (__)                                |\/|               (__)
>          (oo)                                (oo)              >(==)
>    __[_]__\/                          /-------VV         /-------\/
>  / |     ||                          / |     ||         / |     ||
> *  ||----||      -->   .            *  ||----||        *  ||----||
>    ~~    ~~                            ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
>  Portable Cow    Japanese model       Lycownthropy      Cow-a-bunga (2)
>  (very handy)    portable COW
> 
> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
>                |
>    -------     | This concludes the second part of THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS.
>    | COW |     | Please distribute this file WIDELY on BBSes, etc.  It is in
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>                |
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