From: dart@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Dartanyan the Witchling)
Subject: Re: Evan Marshall
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 08:50:00 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.130448.6685@iscsvax.uni.edu> marshall1198@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>In article <BuEysC.91G@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, dart@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Dartanyan the Witchling) writes:
>> 	**SCOTT** Shit, not this guy again. **
>
>Probably what was said...

	NONONO  THOUGHT! ZOWIE NEVER MAKES MISTAKES OFETN ALL THAT MUCH EVER AT ALL!
>
>> 	**Uh-Oh, he remembers me.  That means it won't work, not that I ex-
>> pected it to on this guy, since he always makes an odd sort of sense  -- 
>> But that is the Work of the Devil!  i cannot listen....**
>
>Please...

	Oh, sorry, you were polite.  You cannot listen _Please_.

>Sorry, never listen to Pat.  Also never watch CBN.  Have to talk to the local
>editor for the conservative newspaper for that.

	Oh, I see, you don't watch TV, but you go and get the updates on what's what
in xtianity from the editor of a conservative newspaper.
	Does HE watch CBN?

>
>Sorry again, no lie, I don't go "home" for summer.  My home is around here.

	OH! You avoid your parents!  Ar yu evil??? Didn't you know that this
country needs more FAMILY VALUES!  Thus spake PubicHair and Vagina! (Bush and 
Quayle)
	I bet youi watch murphy brown ad forget the "E" when you spell potatoe.

	Enlightened ones say you badbadbad.
>
>> it's okay to lie in the name of GOD!  Not I have to evangelize.**
>
>Such trash you say.

	Ok.  Such Trash.  There, I say such trash.
	Speak you Yoda like?


	Why you not lie in name of GOD???  Bible does.

>> 	**SCOTT**Okay, lets fuck him up with my latest conspiracy -- Cthuluism!
>
>Kinda sounds like that.

	Well it's not, he's an EVIL Cthuloid Fundamentalist, and he is stubborn
and dunderheaded!  He just so happens to be Cthulus High Kitchen Staff Supervisor,
a coveted position capable of BIG MEDICINE!
	Of course, he is suffused with EVILNESS, because he is of the religion 
that is of the ADVERSARY, the UNENLIGHTENED ONES.  The Enheaviened ones.
	DONT YOU KNOW??? That's why w cannot eat Hot Dog Buns, they look too muck
like Cthulu!


>
>> This should make him look at how dense he is .. no wait, he's an xtian.  Never,
>> mind, maybe I shold just gobble at him like a turkey.**
>
>Cute.

	A Cute turkey????!!!  What, ar you into TURKEY BEASTIALISM???  Is that
part of those EVIL PAGAN RITES that Christianity follows, along with the eating
and drinking of blood????

>> 	**It's for Real, they are actually worshipping Cthulu again.  If GOD finds
>> out, he's gonna be MAD.  I'm gonna tell! .. wait, GOD knows ALL.  I guess that 
>> means he knows this, too.  I wonder if it's for real?**
>
>Must be.

	IS, and YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!  Cthulu will eat you, and you will be ravag
ed nby the worldravages in the dark north of reality, unless, of cousre, you let
chaos take you in its misty hard arms and protect you. 
	Eris can let you be you, not some ravaged ctuloid fellow!

	(So, it may not be as catchy as JESU SAVES, but its TRUER!)

>> 	But PAUL!!!!!!!  PAUL MAKES ME PUKE THE SNEAKY MOTHAFUCKA!
>
>Why does Paul make you puke.

	Because he puts his finger down my throat.

	Do you just respond as yo read through?  Do you even read what I've written,
or do you just respond to each line ignoreing the next?

	You need illumination, truly.

	Embrace the Alumbrados.

>> 	Haven't you caught on that if you had listened to the Hippy Carpenter's
>> son, and NOT the christian-torturer Mithra worshipping Roman ex-government official,
>> you would be a lot better off and peaceful and NOT be attempting to annoy everyone?
>> 	BUT NO!  YOU go on believing all his rewrites.  You go on believing
>> he saw the big J on the road, and NO ONE ELSE DID!  Not at all like a "Bolt of
>> lightning in the East that they would see in the West as well"  (Um, see
>> Matthew 4:23-like, :30, I think, though I may be wrong.  all those warnings
>> against false prophets and such.
>> 	Well, looks like Ol Saul of Tarsus has made suckers of, say, like,
>> 5,000,000,000 people or more through history?  Maybe 50,000,000,000?
>
>Talk to me on e-mail.

	NOOOOOO THE ENLIGHTENED ONES SAY I CANNOT!  You wil tempt me to order,
you will try to make me make SENSE, and if you succeeed, i might be lost FOREVER!
	So I will talk to you here, where they cxan all watch you, and see when you
try to use your evil jedi christian mind powers, and slap me out of the illusion
of order.
>
>> 	And you, mehum, are another one of them.
>
>What?  Wait a minute.  What did that mean?  ^^^^

	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
	I'm not allowed to tell you.
>> 
>See you later, Sean.

	No you won't.  I'm not where you are.  You might read my posts, though.
	Don't be silly, greyface.

	Goddess, Evan Marshall is SUCH a preacherly name.

	I bet he has his own beige and green plaid dress jacket and bright 
		maroon tie.  And a cheap plastiwood seventies podium frm 
		which to summon the evil spirit of your Big Loa


	Later
						Dodger
						Nonnac Naes

	Never trust anyone with the initials H.C.