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From: usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System)
Subject: Re: ggbj - urgent request!!!
Reply-To: jota@iguana.inesc.pt (Joao Pedro Martins)
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA, PORTUGAL.
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 11:46:07 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.151751.16694@hemlock.cray.com> djg@cray.com (Dennis Guldan) writes:
>In article <61140012@hpcvnb.CV.HP.COM>, moursund@hpcvnb.CV.HP.COM (David_Moursund) writes:
>> >What the hell is a "ggbj"? (or should I look at my acronym list?)
>> 
>> (This fake joke is about a little kid who, when asked what he
>> wants for his birthday, says "10 green golf balls", and later, when
>> he graduates from high school, he wants GGBs for his present, and
>> when he graduates from college, same thing, and at the end of this
>> shaggy dog story, he gets hit by a car and dies, and we never find
>> out why he wanted the green golf balls.  Funny stuff, eh?
>
>   DAT's NOT THE REAL GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE....
>   LET's HERE THE REAL ONE...

	Yes it is. Do you have a hard hereing, or what ? :-)


----
 Joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.inesc.pt
 
 "Carpe Diem, she muttered, and laughed. We seize the day.	
  Well, sometimes, the day seizes back !" (--FORGOT--) 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: zygote@cs.uiuc.edu (The seed of all life)
Subject: give me your ascii art
Organization: University of Illinois, Dept. of Comp. Sci., Urbana, IL
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 13:35:51 GMT


could someone post the location of a good archive of ascii art
(I already have the cows, but if you have the owls, let me know).

This account has email problems, so if you could post, I'd appreciate it.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Names
From: $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns)
Date: 28 Sep 92 11:18:24 CST
Organization: Brandon University

guckes@math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes) writes:
> $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns) writes:
> 
>>I once knew someone called Gay Nunn!
> I once saw  someone called Neil Enns!

Very funny!!!! I once wrote a letter to someone with the Internet address:
guckes@math.fu-berlin.de
 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rvenkate@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Ravikuma Venkateswar)
Subject: Wanted
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 17:45:23 GMT

I guess the title just about sums it up.

I'm collecting 2 types of jokes:

1. Ethnic Jokes (No particular group requrired)
2. Height-of Jokes

  Example: What is the height of heights?
  Ans    : Taking a piss off of Mount Everest. 


  Thanks.

  Ravikumar Venkateswar
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Reply-To: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 08:38:32 GMT

In article <1992Oct03.055124.15231@cubic.com> hees@cubic.com (Phil Hees) writes:
>lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner) writes:
>>
>> In article <0TuqRB2w165w@quest.UUCP> srhqla!quest!kdq writes:
>> >Boinger@myamy.hacktic.nl (Paul Kolenbrander) writes:
>> >
>> >Yes, it must come as quite a shock for people who are used to having to
>> >hit the reset button every few minutes to realize that most Mac owners
>> >don't know where their power switch is.
>> 
>> Please tell me where the power switch on Mac owners is; there are a number
>> of these people I want to switch off.
>> 
>> cjl
>
>OK, Charles.  I'm a Mac owner and hacker.  On the other hand, I spend much
>of my time on the Mac running telnet sessions to a Unix box where I hack
>real-time assembler and C code.  So, am I one of the people you want to
>switch off?  (And if so, which switch do I reach for? :)
>
No, these are lusers that you might have even more "entertaining" ways of
turning them off that your MAChismo may give some special expertise on :-).
The thread about lusers is a lot closer to these specific individuals (who
have personally cost me money :-(.)

cjl
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: gps@ecr.mu.oz.au (Gavin_Paul SMITH)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 03:53:25 GMT

In article <martin.718255997@marsh>, martin@cs.curtin.edu.au (Martin Dougiamas) writes:
> 11437294@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (NATHAN WHEAT) writes:
> >Don't implicate me in this anti-neo-nazi reigime!
> 
> Does this mean you want to be associated with a neo-nazi regime instead?
> --
> ,------------------------------------------------------------.      _ .
> | I don't want no diversion           Martin Dougiamas.      |   _r| Ll\
> | I don't need no bread and jam    martin@cs.curtin.edu.au   |  |  |    \
> | I wanna breathe the air             Curtin University      |  \  |_   /
> | and be exactly where I am.      Perth, Western Australia  -+-> x~  `-'
> `==== Robyn Hitchcock ======================================='        V

 So what's wrong with that ?

If it wasn't for the neo-nazi's who would we have to laugh at ?
They would almost be funny though if there wern't so many of the bastards !.
..

********* gps Melbourne University - Chemical Engineering. *********	
   Your Achievement .. What has it come to ????????????????????
 ************NAPALM DEATH********MANCHESTER UNITED F.C.************ 
                     The Fatality of Optimism .
From: FWR100@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Cemetery Jokes
Date: 28 Sep 92 02:03:24 GMT
Organization: Penn State University

A few from an old episode of Night Court:

_____'s Funeral home - we put the FUN back in funeral

A corpse is a corpse of course, of course..

Bumper sticker on hearse:  I'd rather be breathing
From: usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System)
Subject: Re: Airplane! script
Reply-To: jota@iguana.inesc.pt (Joao Pedro Martins)
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA, PORTUGAL.
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 14:42:11 GMT

>> I understand there is a script to the movie, "Airplane!" out there somewhere
>> on the net.  Could someone either email me a copy or let me know an ftp site
>> where it is available?  Thanks....

	Can someone send me a copy 2 ?



----
 joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.inesc.pt
 
 "Carpe Diem, she muttered, and laughed. We seize the day.	
  Well, sometimes, the day seizes back !" (--FORGOT--)
From: andersod@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Find the Bug (the real answer)
Date: 3 Oct 92 18:27:34 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <1992Oct1.164635.19852@inesc.pt>, usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
> 	The following deduction has a bug. C if u can figure where...
> 
> 	Three guys rent a three-bed room in a hotel, each one paying $10.
> 	Late that night, the hotel manager finds ou he made a mistake:
> 	The price of the room was not $30 but $25, so he called an
> 	employee and told him to give the $5 back to the clients.
> 	And so it went. But the employee started thinking: How am I going to
> 	split the money between the 3 guys ? I better keep $2, and so give
> 	$1 to each of them,
> 	Conclusion:
> 		Each client payed $9 ($10 - $1), and 3x9 = 27 plus the 
> 	$2 the employee kept, that makes $29...
> 	
> 	Where is the missing $ ???
> 
     The missing dollar is one of math's unanswered question.  
It is a mathematical inpossiblity, yet a real life situation.

                            signed,
                                    Douglass Anderson, a Math Major
From: madsere@okys.infoserv.com (Rene Madsen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: REQUEST: MOMMY MOMMY JOKES
Date: 29 Sep 92 17:39:59 GMT
Organization: Brackton Ltd. Luxembourg

In article <1014@emoryu1.cc.emory.edu>, cobe101@emory.edu (Christopher C. Chung) writes:
> 
> Does anyone know the Mommy Mommy jokes?  If you do please post
> them.

"Mommy, can I have a cookie please?"
"Yes Peter. They're in the jar. Just take one."
"But Mommy, you know I don't have any arms..."
"No arms - no cookies ..."

Christmas:
Li'l Sue unpacking one gift after another...
Li'l Peter watching: "Mommy, how come I don't get any gifts this christmas?"
Mommy: "Peter, you _know_ you have cancer..."

-- 
Rene Madsen                
Unix Systems Support/Dev.       
madsere@okys.infoserv.com
From: skitchen@pilot.njin.net (Not your average USENET junkie...)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Yogi quotes
Date: 6 Oct 92 01:24:33 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <1992Oct4.025313.1@gallua.gallaudet.edu> 11mwarner@gallua.gallaudet.edu writes:

> I've got a few of those.  Let me go through my mental file...
> 
> Waitress:  "Would you like your pizza cut into six pieces or eight?"
> Yogi:      "Better make it six, I don't think I can eat eight."
> 
> 						PSYCHO
> 						11MWARNER@gallua.galludet.edu

It's actually "four pieces or six", "Better make it four", but who's
counting? :)

Again, from _Baseball's Greatest Quotations_ by Paul Dickson.  It's
still a great book. :)

Scott
-- 
Scott Kitchen  |  Net.handsome.lug  |  ICBM: 40.88 N  74.56 W
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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
						--Albert Einstein
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: djg@cray.com (Dennis Guldan)
Subject: GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE
Date: 2 Oct 92 10:07:57 CDT

   SEEEEE  I told you there was Green Golf Ball Joke....
It's just too bad with the new logons that were added this fall
that the net is so unstable. As soon as someone starts it they
get a disconnect... keep on trying it's worth every byte of it.

  BILL CLINTON
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Medical Joker?
Keywords: Medical, jokes
From: bob@lopez.marquette.MI.US (Bob Hogg,The Swamp)
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 14:23:44 EDT
Organization: Great White North/UPLink

In <g88d4938.18.718125404@giraffe.ru.ac.za> g88d4938@giraffe.ru.ac.za (MR 
GE DOYLE) writes:

>Hi, 
> I am looking for jokes that make fun with people in the medical 
profession.
> If you've got anu please post them to me or to this group
> Thanx
>  Greg

>Heard this one a while back:
> How do you know who the Head Nurse is?
>   -> He is the one with the dirty knees!
> 
> Yeah, I know, not so good, eh?
> Can you do better? - Give it a shot!
> 
How about:

Q. What's sixteen inches long, black, and hangs in front of an asshole?

A. A Stethescope.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: st1ns@jane.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 13:47:00 GMT

In article <wright.717915271@latcs1.lat.oz.au>, wright@latcs1.lat.oz.au (Michael G. Wright) writes...
>Ahhh, all you unbelievers. So sorry that you cannot see the error of your 
>ways. Don't you see that Macintosh is becoming more and more powerful every
>day simply because people _are_ dumb, so they want a simple interface. And
>if you think that IBM and Clone users are immune, well, Windows 3.1?
> 
>Mmmmm, when the revolution comes, you'll be the first ones to go.
>		(one who knows)

The revolution has come and gone; the Mac was found revolting by the
largest number, and they disdain it.

For his next trick, if it looks like Apple might be in danger of
winning the final round of the GUI Lookee-Feelie Wars, Bill Gates
will just buy Apple and turn them into clone makers.
From: arr9734@cuphub.cup.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: request GWAR lyrics ASAP!!!!!!
Date: 7 Oct 92 04:52:36 GMT
Organization: California University of Pennsylvania, California, PA

I neew lyrics for the following
GWAR - hell o
GWAR - scumdogs of the universe
GWRA - America must be destroyed

and any other GWAR stuff

				Thanks, The Grey Wizard
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bwilliam@symphony.cc.purdue.edu (Brenda Williams)
Subject: Re: WANTED -- list of DYSLEXIC JOKES
Organization: Purdue UNiveniversityurdue UNiversityniversity
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 18:34:52 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.151119.1651@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel) writes:
>In article <1992Oct05.171849.17348@lunatix.uucp> bmiller@lunatix.uucp (Barry Mi
>ller) writes:
>>Then there was the dyslexic atheist who insisted:
>>
>>
>>THERE IS NO DOG.
>
>Not to quibble, but ... I think this is a better version.
>
>Q: What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an unsure atheist, and
>   an insomniac?
>
>A: A person who stays up all night contemplating the 
>   existence of dog.
>
>-Mark
Or was it the one about the dyslexic satan worshiper
who had a 999 tattoo on his forehaed.


 Best Regards,

 Rich  Williams    |  Internet bwilliam@symphony.cc.purdue.edu
          On a fairly good road in rural Indiana.
               #include <std/disclaimer.h>
 "The whole of science is nothing more than the refinement of
                  everyday thinking." Einstein


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System)
Subject: Re: Speed of dark
Reply-To: jota@iguana.inesc.pt (Joao Pedro Martins)
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA, PORTUGAL.
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 17:10:16 GMT

In article <ieoXRB2w165w@c-cat.UUCP> david@c-cat.UUCP (dave) writes:
>beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard) writes:
>;-) >david@c-cat.UUCP (dave) writes:
>;-) >> There is no such thing as darkenss, only lack of light!
>;-) 
>;-) This is a matter of definition.  Let's define light as lack of darkness.
>;-) 
>;-) And we could even say that darkness is more powerful than light.
>;-) Take a closed room and add a door.  First, put some light inside.
>;-) Then, isolate the room (cut any wire).  If you used electric light,
>;-) it is turned off.  Now, wait for some time.  If using some burning
>;-) device, it will extinguished.  After a while, room is in dark.
>;-) Thus, light lasts for some time, but darkness is more powerfull
>;-) and can ever kill light, but light can only make darkness sleep.
>;-) 
>Looks like this is leading into a religious discussion, darkness
>is stronger then light. Light is better than dark. well lets take
>this over to alt.satan or alt.religion for a more in depth discussion.
>sorry rec.humor heads.

	As a matter of fact, there is no such thing as light or darkness, 
only shades of grey. The lighter shades of grey are lighter (...), and
therefore, go faster than the darker shades of grey, which weight more.
(these have more black dots...)

----
 Joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.inesc.pt
 
 "Carpe Diem, she muttered, and laughed. We seize the day.	
  Well, sometimes, the day seizes back !" (--FORGOT--) 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: Cows part 2
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 23:45:16 GMT
From: deepak@konark.njit.edu (D'EE'pak Kakadasam)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: I screwed up.
Date: 29 Sep 92 23:23:47 GMT
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

In article <1992Sep29.193900.21544@njitgw.njit.edu> lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawr
>
>Dear fellow netters.
>
>I should'nt have posted some blatent political crap on this newsgroup.
>
>
>	None, she can't do anything right.
>#   "Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced."   #

Personally I dont feel there should be any jokes about Amy Fisher. It is
one more example of the stupid strategy that the American Media indulges
in. They have gone about making a mountain of a molehill. The media
always seems to be fascinated by these 'Fatal Attraction' type cases.
Why does everyone have to corner Amy Fischer in this case. What about
Mr. Buttafuco ( whatever ), why does no one investigate about whether or
not he might be indirectly involved in the incident. 

P.S.: Any Flames please email me instead of wasting Net Bandwidth.

-Deepak


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Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: sarr@sinshan.citi.umich.edu (Sarr J. Blumson)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: University of Michigan, CITI
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 13:37:02 GMT

I know this is inappropriate, but once again I can't help myself:

In article <9227913.25218@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU> gps@ecr.mu.oz.au (Gavin_Paul SMITH) writes:
>In article <martin.718255997@marsh>, martin@cs.curtin.edu.au (Martin Dougiamas) writes:
>> 11437294@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (NATHAN WHEAT) writes:
>> >Don't implicate me in this anti-neo-nazi reigime!
>> 
>> Does this mean you want to be associated with a neo-nazi regime instead?
>> --
>
> So what's wrong with that ?
>
>If it wasn't for the neo-nazi's who would we have to laugh at ?
>They would almost be funny though if there wern't so many of the bastards !.
>..
I suggest a tour of Dachau if you think Nazis are funny.




(Sarr Blumson)
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 12:48:43 EDT
From: Matt Wright <MGW104@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: just a joke...

The funniest thing I ever heard in my mind's ear:

         President Bill Clinton (Ha!ha!ha!)

                                           MATT
From: pa_ross@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Mr Rossy)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Date: 1 Oct 92 12:57:01 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

>  I once worked for a man named Richard Shaker.
>    We'd never dare call him ...

I had a friend called Anita kerr and I always wanted her to call her kid
wayne.

Also a local news reader is called Chris Peacock, If you say it quickly it
becomes Crispy C*ck.

						 Paul
						=----=
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: i0b8356@summa.tamu.edu (BERRIOS, IVAN)
Subject: Re: favorite Sayings...
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 06:08:00 GMT

In article <92277.010808SAB121@psuvm.psu.edu>, SAB121@psuvm.psu.edu writes...
>Favorite saying by a D&D Player and DM:
>     Remember: Evil shall always triumph over good, because good is STUPID!

You got it so right!!
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Cowboy Joke and Funny Names
Date: 28 Sep 92 13:36:32 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <92270.184603ICSPMS@ASUACAD.BITNET>, ICSPMS@ASUACAD.BITNET writes:
|> OK all you cowboys.......
|> 
|>        Why do cowboys use denim condoms?
|>        Because they shrink to fit!
|> 
|> RE: Funny names, my mother did me in!  Just check my initials!  Yes,
|> they really are PMS!
|> 
|> ___________________________________________________________________
|> Patricia M. Schneider            Bitnet   - ICSPMS@ASUACAD

Are you real, everone knows that PMS if imaginary!! ;-)
From: pasc1961@altair.selu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: THE BEST DAMNED JOKES EVER!!!
Date: 2 Oct 92 14:15:46 -0600
Followup-To: rec.humor
Distribution: world
Organization: Southeastern Louisiana University

In article <1992Oct2.141249.740@altair.selu.edu>, pasc1961@altair.selu.edu writes:
> In article <1992Oct1.185035.12219@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu>, davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi) writes:
>> In article 52407@gmuvax.gmu.edu, sparker@gmuvax.gmu.edu () writes:
>>>In article <1992Sep23.171112.664@altair.selu.edu>, pasc1961@altair.selu.edu writes:
>>>> Here are some of the best jokes I've ever heard:
>>>> 1.  Bill Clinton for President
>>>> 2.  political correctness
>>>> 3.  Animals rights
>>>> 4.  Reaganomics destroyed the economy
>>>> 5.  Spike Lee's new movie, Malcolm 10 (or is that Malcolm X ?)
>>>> 6.  Spike Lee's old movies
>>>> 7.  Gay rights
>>>> 8.  Liberals
>>>> 9.  Misguided liberal dogma, which, incidentally, corrodes the foundations
>>>>     of American Society
>>>> 10.  Anita Hill
>>>> 11.  The whole Kennedy Klan (living and dead)
>>>> 12.  Jesse Jackson
>>>> 13.  Environmentalists
>>>> 14.  The Homeless Advocacy
>>>> 15.  Multiculturalists
>>>> 16.  Feminists, and other women too ugly to get a date
>>>>   
>>>> 
>>>>      The list shall go on and on and on and on and on and on and on...
>>>
>>>How about
>>>18. Holes in the ozone layer
>>>19. Religious radio stations
>>>
>> and ....
>> 20. Greenpeace (a profiting business)
>> 21. george bush 
>> 22. the entire republican party (and Party it is)
>> 24. marlyn quayle (a.k.a. Betty Crocker)
>> 25. oily  "ollie (sp)" north
>> 25. ron "McCarthy-man" reagan
>> 
>> and on and on and on.................
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> --==<< jbiafra@bree.end.umd.edu >>==--
>> 
>> 
>> 	It's so nice to see the kind of responses that my post has solicited.
> 	I said that the list would go on and on and on and on...
> 
> 26.  Ross "Little General" Perot
> 27.  Clinton won't raise your taxes
> 28.  Barney "Butt Pirate" Frank
> 29.  Hilary Clinton and her Cause of the Week
> 30.  Non-spelling persons who make fun of Dan Quayle
> 31.  Crunchy Frog (amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.edu)
> 32.  Bill Clinton doesn't inhale (he just sucks)
> 33.  PETA
> 34.  Larry King
> 35.  Bill Clinton--Rhodes Scholar at Oxford?????
> 36.  Bill Clinton--"I dropped out to protest the Vietnam War."
> 37.  Magic Johnson, the legend, the hero, the tramp
> 38.  Pat Schroeder
> 39.  Affirmative Action
> 40.  Al Gore, the "moderate"
> 
> 
> 	Folks, I know that this is rec.humor but some things just have to be
> 	said.  If Slick Willie (Clinton) is elected, we will be paying more
> 	taxes than we ever have before.  And if you don't think that Hilary 
> 	will be running the show at the White House behind closed doors, just 
>         look at how she pushes her agenda now.  That's no joke.
> 
>         	                              BUSH IN '92!!
> 					      Christopher K. Gilbert
                                              pasc1961@altair.selu.edu
> 					


>     
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