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From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Blues Festival
Date: 14 Oct 92 23:12:41 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

I'm suprised 'e hasn't mentioned this but the 6th annual JJ's Blues
Festival and BBQ is this weekend, Oct. 17-18.  It is going to be held
at Guadalupe park (don't ask me where that is, I don't know).  The 
music begins each day at 11:00 and the headliner act for the day starts
at 4:30 and 5:00 on Saturday and Sunday respectively.  Best of all it's
FREE.

The musical schedule this year is:

Saturday

The Loved Ones (winner JJ's Blues search)   11:00
Legendary Cool Page                         12:00
Guitar Shorty w/ Andy Mazilli Band           1:00
Roy Rogers & Delta Rhythm Kings              2:00 (Roy is hot!)
Joe Louis & Bosstalkers                      3:00
Elvin Bishop                                 4:30


Sunday

Andy Just Band                              11:00
John Wedemeyer                              12:00
Little John Chrisley                         1:00
Michael Osborne Band                         2:00
EC Scott & Smoke                             3:00 (the flyer said she's HOT!) 
Larry Arkansas Davis                         4:00
Chris Cain                                   5:00


Even though Elvin Bishop has more noteriety than Chris Cain I think Sunday
looks like a better show.  If you go Sunday it would be advised to get there
early.  I'd say the odds are probably pretty close to 100% that AJ and Wedemeyer
will join Little John Chrisley during his set and I wouldn't be suprised if
Chrisley played a bit with Wedemeyers band.  Most of the players in the first
three groups have played with each other in the last few years.  AJ and 
Chrisley will probably dueling harmonicas and John Wedemeyer pretty much
stole the show in the 1st annual JJ's Blues festival.  

So...anyone thinking of going?

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| John Fereira        | Auspex Systems | "Ask me about my vow of silence." |
| johnf@auspex.com    | Santa Clara CA |                                   |
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From: rickk@public.BTR.COM (Rick)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Fun facts / Older men
Date: 14 Oct 92 02:55:29 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: BTR Public Access UNIX, MtnView CA. For info contact: info@BTR.COM

One of the nicer things about older men (count me in) is that
(at least some) older men know that nice guys finish last ... and
are able to make that happen.  <:-))>.

(Re: training ... never can tell but that, for older men, some
good woman hasn't already done a good bit of training ... but
then, maybe this might need to move to a.s.b. ... depends on
what one means by "training ...")


   Rick



-- 
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty!       (rickk@btr.com)
Organization: Stanford Linear Accelerator Center
Date: Friday, 9 Oct 1992 14:09:13 PST
From: <TELANG@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU>
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Driving people from the net
 <1992Oct6.210531.2501@netcom.com> <39385@unix.SRI.COM>

Enjoy the present because your children are going to posting
articules about how great it past was.
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: earl@netcom.com (Earl Vickers)
Subject: SingThing in Half Moon Bay, Oct. 24
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
Distribution: ba
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 06:49:14 GMT

Howdy! We're going to be having a sing-along party in Half Moon Bay,
on Saturday, October 24. Musical ability is welcomed but not required -
this is just to share some good music, have a good time and not take
ourselves too seriously. We only have room for around 12-15 people,
so email me to reserve a spot and to get directions. 

Earl Vickers				earl@netcom.com

-- 
Earl Vickers		earl@netcom.com
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: charleen@ADS.COM (Charleen Bunjiovianna)
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Organization: The Original Estrogen-Crazed Lust Bunnies
Distribution: ba
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 19:14:07 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.171424.1568@netcom.com> aahz@netcom.com (Mean Green Dancing Machine) writes:
>Just a side note: based on extensive anecdotal evidence, over 80% of all
>relationships which started on the Net are older woman/younger man.
>There appears to be no good theory for why this occurs...

Sure there is.  Younger men last longer.

Charleen
oh, i'm in trouble now...

--
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a
satellite picture.
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Blues Festival
Date: 16 Oct 92 18:27:48 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Oct15.050930.6594@netcom.com> bob@netcom.com (Bob Becker) writes:
>In article <15005@auspex-gw.auspex.com> johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
|>I'm suprised 'e hasn't mentioned this but the 6th annual JJ's Blues
|>Festival and BBQ is this weekend, Oct. 17-18.  It is going to be held
|>at Guadalupe park (don't ask me where that is, I don't know).  The 
|>music begins each day at 11:00 and the headliner act for the day starts
|>at 4:30 and 5:00 on Saturday and Sunday respectively.  Best of all it's
|>FREE.
|
|BluesBoink!  BluesBoink!
|Good idea!  Get started organizing, John!
|Where should we meet, and what should we bring?

What's to plan?  I'm probably just going to show up on Sunday.  First of
all I need to find out where Guadalupe Park is though.  I would imagine that 
there is going to be a lot of people there although hopefully the Blue Angels
will draw a few people away.  Since I don't know the layout of this park it
would be hard to suggest a meeting spot.  I just got the information off
a poster the other night that listed the bands and when they were playing.
Perhaps someone can fill in some details. 

-- 
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| John Fereira        | Auspex Systems | "Ask me about my vow of silence." |
| johnf@auspex.com    | Santa Clara CA |                                   |
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Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: bob@netcom.com (Bob Becker)
Subject: Re: Blues Festival
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 05:09:30 GMT

In article <15005@auspex-gw.auspex.com> johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
>I'm suprised 'e hasn't mentioned this but the 6th annual JJ's Blues
>Festival and BBQ is this weekend, Oct. 17-18.  It is going to be held
>at Guadalupe park (don't ask me where that is, I don't know).  The 
>music begins each day at 11:00 and the headliner act for the day starts
>at 4:30 and 5:00 on Saturday and Sunday respectively.  Best of all it's
>FREE.

BluesBoink!  BluesBoink!
Good idea!  Get started organizing, John!
Where should we meet, and what should we bring?
From: smith@wesson.Eng.Sun.COM (Nina S. Smith - SunSoft Product Marketing)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Date: 9 Oct 92 16:47:27 GMT
Reply-To: smith@wesson.Eng.Sun.COM
Distribution: ba
Organization: Sun Microsystems
NNTP-Posting-Host: wesson

In article 14888@auspex-gw.auspex.com, johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
>In article <1992Oct8.003010.28715@netcom.com> sheaffer@netcom.com (Robert Sheaffer) writes:
> 
>|Point of information: are "nerds" necessarily male? If so, what is the
>|term for the female equivalent?

Hmmm . . . how about nerdette?

>babe....NOT!
>
>On a similar note... I asked the following question to someone recently and
>didn't get an sufficient answer.
>
>What is the difference between a nerd, a geek, and a dweeb?

Thanks for the reminder John!  I still don't know . . . but ever notice
how the following words are used in association with the above terms . . . 

	ENGINEERING Nerd
	
	COMPUTER Geek

	MARKETING Dweeb


>-- 
>+==========================================================================+
>| John Fereira     | Auspex Systems | "Auspex does not share my opinions.  |
>| johnf@auspex.com | Santa Clara CA |  So Why am I still working here?"    |
>+==========================================================================+

-- Nina Smith
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: aahz@netcom.com (Mean Green Dancing Machine)
Subject: Re: Blues Festival
Organization: Bill 'n' Opus for Prez
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 12:19:07 GMT

In article <1992Oct15.215138.719@ads.com> ellon@ADS.COM (Ellon St. Croix) writes:
>bob@netcom.com (Bob Becker) writes:
>>
>>... which could also be interpretted as "Blue Angels Boink" ...
>>
>>Anyone living withing spitting distance of Moffett knows the Blues
>>are in town this weekend.
>
>    WHEEEEEEEEE!  There is nothing else in life like the feeling you 
>    get when being buzzed by an F-18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what the pilots are feeling.....
-- 
                         --- Aahz (the *other* Dan Bernstein)
                             @netcom.com 

Hugs and backrubs -- I break Rule 6

Who needs Lime Jello [tm]?  We had lasagna.....
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: bob@netcom.com (Bob Becker)
Subject: Re: TOO MUCH HEAVYOSITY
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 06:32:34 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.205930.12339@netcom.com> desiree@netcom.com (Desiree Champagne) writes:
>
>Guess I'm back,
>Desiree
>
Yes.  You are.  And we haven't had a boink in quite a while.
Where are the boink organizers?  We need a good boink.
It's been too long since I've been boinked.  It's been too long
since most of us have been boinked.  We're single, aren't we?
Let's get boinked!

Boink organizers!  Get your buns in gear and start organizing a boink.
Any excuse will do.
From: weaver@jetsun.weitek.COM (Michael Gordon Weaver)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Date: 10 Oct 92 00:52:58 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: WEITEK Corporation, Sunnyvale CA

In article <ldbdsvINN9ad@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM> smith@wesson.Eng.Sun.COM writes:
...
>Thanks for the reminder John!  I still don't know . . . but ever notice
>how the following words are used in association with the above terms . . . 
>
>	ENGINEERING Nerd
>	
>	COMPUTER Geek
>
>	MARKETING Dweeb
>
This tracts pretty well with my usage:

Nerd -- annoys others because he is socially awkward, 
        is annoyed by being thought of that way,  and tries
	to deny it which only makes things worse.

Geek -- someone who is socially awkward, knows it, 
        tries to wants to apologize for it,
	which only makes things worse.

Dweeb -- I never use this one, but it sounds like you comparing 
	 someone to your kid brother who always wanted to tag
	 along when he was definitely not wanted.


And, yes, I have known and loved female nerds *and* geeks. Go figure.

Michael.
    
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: sheaffer@netcom.com (Robert Sheaffer)
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
Distribution: ca
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 00:30:10 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.001640.7007@finch.scac.edu> jimmy@finch.scac.edu (Jimmy Tubbs) writes:
>
>Never Married and Divorced are not the same thing as available,
>especially with respect to the nerds in ba.singles.

Maybe he should have broken down the statistics further, into nerds and
non-nerds?

Point of information: are "nerds" necessarily male? If so, what is the
term for the female equivalent?

-- 
  
        Robert Sheaffer - Scepticus Maximus - sheaffer@netcom.com
  
 Past Chairman, The Bay Area Skeptics - for whom I speak only when authorized!

       "Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
        Then all things are at risk. It is as when a conflagration has
        broken out in a great city, and no man knows what is safe, or
        where it will end."
                               - Emerson: Essay, "Circles"
From: Jawara@Applelink.Apple.COM (Ron Drake)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Driving people from the net
Date: 8 Oct 92 23:25:32 GMT
Followup-To: ba.singles
Distribution: ba
Organization: Apple Computer, Inc.

> True story: last New Year's eve I wandered out of my house to a nearby
> park and stood in horror listening to the machine guns going off in East
> Palo Alto.  I had never actually heard real machine guns before.  It's a
> scary, inhuman sound, and it was wierd to think of all that lead arcing
> through the air above me.  I mention this because it was that night that
> I decided to move out.  To much sleepy wealth next to too many hungry
> dogs.
> 
> M.

Hungry dogs, eh? Well, as one of those "hungry dogs" I say on behalf of all
of us that a) machine gun fire is certainly scary but by no means
"inhuman."
It's EXTREMELY human; b) it's people like you that make folks pop off a few
rounds now and then...not that I'd do it myself but when ya get
characterized
as a "hungry dog", Christian charity ain't uppermost in your mind; c) Good
Riddance to you! You're the kind of person who'd have gone to EPA and
gotten
rolled on account of your attitude...but, no...thank God you probably
didn't
have the guts. Abi gesundt, wherever you are, Punk.
From: diana@wetware.com (CatWoman )
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Date: 13 Oct 92 01:33:07 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: Castle WetWare MouseCatcher

malcolm@wrs.com (Malcolm Humes) writes:

] aahz@netcom.com (Mean Green Dancing Machine) writes:
] 
] >marv@netcom.com (Marvin Raab) writes:
] >> aahz@netcom.com (Mean Green Dancing Machine) writes:
] >>>Just a side note: based on extensive anecdotal evidence, over 80% of all
] >>>relationships which started on the Net are older woman/younger man.
] >>
] >>   I would *love* to know where you got that statistic. As far as I know,
] >>and I make it a serious concern to follow such stats, no one has compiled
] >>any sort of data on how/where relationships originate...
] 
] >As I said, it *is* anecdotal: I know of about 10 or 15 relationships
] >that started with some form of e-mail contact, and only 2 or 3 of those
] >where the man is older.  Also, when I make such pronouncements in
] >public, I have never been contradicted (questioned, yes, but not
] >contradicted), so I assume that other's experiences agree with mine.
] 
] Seeing as I'm a living contradiction in a lot of folks minds I may as well
] jump in here and be contrary - 

Nah - you're not a contradiction - you're just one of the "2 or
3" who make up the other 20%...

Diana

(And just to put it in perspective - you folks all DO
realize that a ProblemOlder<GenderPreferenceToken> can
be anywhere from 20 seconds to 20 years older???)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: aahz@netcom.com (Mean Green Dancing Machine)
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Organization: Bill 'n' Opus for Prez
Distribution: ba
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 17:03:30 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.163549.7340@netcom.com> marv@netcom.com (Marvin Raab) writes:
>In article <1992Oct7.154810.2075@netcom.com> slf@netcom.com (Sharon Fisher) writes:
>>And Marvin is awarded the Brett Glass "Using Statistics To Prove It's
>>Not My Fault I Don't Have A Girlfriend" award for 1992.  Let's give
>>him a big hand, folks.
>
>   See, ya try to make a post to get away from all the petty flaming and
>fighting within the group and discuss something of mild interest to
>everyone and some jerk jumps to conclusions and attempts to start
>a flame war

So?  You expected something different?  Besides, as John pointed out,
that's not "some jerk"......
-- 
                         --- Aahz (the *other* Dan Bernstein)
                             @netcom.com 

Hugs and backrubs -- I break Rule 6

Who needs Lime Jello [tm]?  We had lasagna.....
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Date: 9 Oct 92 14:57:42 GMT
Distribution: ca
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Oct8.003010.28715@netcom.com> sheaffer@netcom.com (Robert Sheaffer) writes:
 
|Point of information: are "nerds" necessarily male? If so, what is the
|term for the female equivalent?

babe....NOT!

On a similar note... I asked the following question to someone recently and
didn't get an sufficient answer.

What is the difference between a nerd, a geek, and a dweeb?
-- 
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| John Fereira     | Auspex Systems | "Auspex does not share my opinions.  |
| johnf@auspex.com | Santa Clara CA |  So Why am I still working here?"    |
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Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: richwing@leland.Stanford.EDU (Rich Wingerter)
Subject: The Edge
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 05:11:05 GMT

Sorry about the blooper.  I meant that the planning people restricted them to
2 A.M. closing.  They also restricted the line length to 40 people.
^^^^^^
Fortunately, one of the other restrictions was that the security people be
clearly labeled as being from The Edge.  I was personally not too happy that
the security guards looked like police.  However, I'm still not happy with the
decision.  The less people in the area, the more unsafe it becomes.


--Rich Wingerter
From: taylor@SunWorld.Com (Dave Taylor)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Date: 12 Oct 92 16:38:02 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: SunWorld Magazine, San Francisco, CA: +1 (415) 267-1728

Sharon Fisher, usually quite the sensible writer, comments:

> The point is, you (whoever [sic] you are) will get a hell of a lot 
> further out in the world, meeting people, than sitting around 
> compiling statistics.

The problem with this, Sharon, is that you're assuming that we're
in a black & white universe and that the people in question aren't
doing BOTH of these activities.  I think you're wrong in this 
assumption.

						-- Dave Taylor
SunWorld Magazine
San Francisco, California

taylor@sunworld.com        			taylor@netcom.com
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: TOO MUCH HEAVYbeaugOSITY
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 05:48:27 GMT

HF.MMZ@forsythe.stanford.edu (Michael Martinka) writes:

] LIGHTEN UP PEOPLE! This is supposed to be about the singles scene.
] Let's get back to relationships and mindless sexual conversation.


Hold It right There Bud! 

Just because these are the Nineties, Doesn't Mean
we should Lay Down and become the Boogie Boards
of the RadFemSurfNazis as they Go Waxing and Waning.

Besides its a Campaign Season....

and there are important Pressing Issues,
Like where did they put the presidential
candidates, and who were the talking heads
at the 'debates' and why can't they get 
Real Jobs!

So If You want to go Romping off and
Play Beach Blanket Bingo in Bondage,
Go Right Ahead!


some of Us Plan to Do what Needs to Be DONE!


ciao
drieux


-- 
Modern Day Problems:

ME? engage in Hyperbole?
I have rarely been more than a first Order Function!!!!
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: HF.MMZ@forsythe.stanford.edu (Michael Martinka)
Subject: PERSONAL AD
Organization: Stanford University, California, USA
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 01:23:56 GMT

SWM LOOKING FOR A SPANISH TUTOR.

I am trying to increase my proficiency in Spanish conversation. Any
babes...er, ladies out there (any race) who are available once a
week to practice conversation over lunch or dinner. I have studied
the basic grammer already, but need practice and would like to have
fun at the same time.

Llammame, por favor
Adios
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: lindae@netcom.com
Subject: Springsteen Tickets 4 Sale!!!!
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 22:20:31 GMT



	I am selling 2  lawn seat tickets for the October 22nd 
	Springsteen show at Shoreline (mountain view).  

	Will sell to the highest offer.....

	e-mail lindae@netcom.com
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Formal Definition of Consumer Electronics Junk
Date: 15 Oct 92 18:44:46 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Oct14.194254.9170@netcom.com> jamieson@netcom.com (David Jamieson) writes:
|Formal Definition of Consumer Electronics Junk:
|
|If you pay over one hundred dollars for an electronic gizmo, take
|excellent care of it, but it lasts less than ten years, that's junk.
|
|What's this have to do with ba.singles?  This is the sort of thing I talk
|about on dates.

As Desiree recently said, "Maybe that's why you are single."

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| John Fereira        | Auspex Systems | "Ask me about my vow of silence." |
| johnf@auspex.com    | Santa Clara CA |                                   |
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From: cd975@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Daniel K. Holmes)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Date: 9 Oct 1992 17:08:11 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: cd975@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Daniel K. Holmes)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu



>In article 14888@auspex-gw.auspex.com, johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) asks:

>What is the difference between a nerd, a geek, and a dweeb?

Nerd- Any one of an abundance of people that are more successful than the
      most popular kids in school that are now pumping gas at the Shell station.

Geek- People who spend the majority of their time flaming nerds.

dweeb- those that use the term "you people" to describe the above 2 groups.

I realize that I am killed to most, but I had to say it.

Otis
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Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: jimm@octel.com (Jim Melton)
Subject: Older Men
Organization: Octel Communications Inc., Milpitas Ca.
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 02:58:27 GMT

From octela!sgiblab!ames!kronos.arc.nasa.gov!iscnvx!netcomsv!netcom.com!madhaus Sun Oct 11 19:12:42 PDT 1992
Article: 6020 of ba.singles
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: charleen@ADS.COM (Charleen Bunjiovianna)
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Organization: The Original Estrogen-Crazed Lust Bunnies
Distribution: ba
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 19:20:31 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.172940.3190@netcom.com> marv@netcom.com (Marvin Raab) writes:
>In article <1992Oct8.171424.1568@netcom.com> aahz@netcom.com (Mean Green Dancing Machine) writes:
>>Just a side note: based on extensive anecdotal evidence, over 80% of all
>>relationships which started on the Net are older woman/younger man.
>
>   I would *love* to know where you got that statistic. 

Uh, Marvin, he said "anecdotal".  Meaning "he's talked to a lot of people".

Obviously there are sample size problems with anecdotal evidence...

Charleen

--
"You'd look perfect in something long and flowing...say, a river."
From: madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Older Men
Date: 12 Oct 92 18:35:18 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)

My, my, aren't we touchy?

-- 
Maddi Hausmann                madhaus@netcom.com
Humorist, Satirist, Tech Writer.  Take your pick.

Centigram Communications Corp, San Jose California  408/428-3553
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: kehoe@netcom.com (Thomas David Kehoe)
Subject: Re: * PERSONAL AD *
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 17:25:23 GMT

>I am trying to increase my proficiency in Spanish conversation. Any
>babes...er, ladies out there (any race) who are available once a
>week to practice conversation over lunch or dinner. I have studied

A word of warning -- one of my ex-girlfriends got pregnant
teaching English-as-a-foreign-language.  Apparently it was
one of her private tutoring students, not her class at the
community college.  She told me, "I knew I should've broken
it off, but I needed the $15/hour."

I said, "Couldn't you a) teach English without getting pregnant,
or b) charge more?"
-- 
"Why my thoughts are my own, when they are in, but when they are out
they are another's." - Susannah Martin, hanged for witchcraft, 1692.
Thomas David Kehoe          kehoe@netcom.com         (408) 354-5926