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From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 12:48:59 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.231540.11497@viewlogic.com> brad@baby.viewlogic.com (Bradford Kellogg) writes:


>In article <gunnarh.37@dhhalden.no>, gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>|> In article <1992Aug31.204343.27396@cs.cornell.edu> csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
>|> 
>|>>>>>>)>>>>>>>>>Currants.
>|>>>>>>)>>>>>>>>Currency.
>|>>>>>>)>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
>|>>>>>>)>>>>>>Coxswain.
>|>>>>>>)>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
>|>>>>>>)>>>>Circadian Rythym
>|>>>>>>)>>>Camelopardis.
>|>>>>>>)>>Cadaverine.
>|>>>>>>)>Cahiers du Cinema.
>|>>>>>>)Cacoethes Scribendi.
>|>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
>|>>>>>Minimal Inanity.
>|>>>>Trivial Inadequacy.
>|>>>Awesome Stupidity.
>|>>Silent Lucidity
>|>Lucid Solicity
>Putrid Liquidity
Dan Quayle's retroscopi
From: Morrisa_Sherman@autodesk.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Apologies to Steven Wright for encroaching on his style.
Date: 26 Aug 92 15:59:00 GMT






I want to write a book and name it "The" so I can watch all the 
librarians go insane.


_____________________________________MorrisaS%Autodesk.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: ata boy was sexually rejected recently
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 06:31:13 GMT

In article <1992Aug28.144614.16413@dg-rtp.dg.com> durway@rtp.dg.com (Bugs) writes:
>In article <p2f6j44@fido.asd.sgi.com>, cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
>> If ata boy ever shows its face at a t.b party that I attend,
>> I'll make every nightmare it ever had about strong, independent,
>> intelligent women come true.  I'll break its face.
>
>What hypocrisy.  Easily if not predictably inflamed by trivia.  Violent
>where your pride is at stake.  Spiteful.  Principles?  None.

if i had any idea how you had managed to come
to your inexplicable conclusions about CJ, i
would flame you into oblivion, but you are so
obviously deranged that i am unable to think of
any way to describe you that would be more 
damaging to your reputation than what you yourself
have written.

good god, some of them are so limp you can't even
flame them.  somebody get me some steel rods and
a mallet.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28897 rec.humor:27871
From: ded@kps.UUCP (David Edwards /DP)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
Subject: Declaration of (sub) human writes
Keywords: nipple clamps, chocolate, electric current,...
Date: 4 Sep 92 15:41:26 GMT
Organization: Kuwait Petroleum, Stockholm, Sweden

In article <29AUG199223073825@deimos.ucc.umass.edu> s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
>In article <a0fnb!f.rdc@netcom.com>, rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) 
>writes...
>> 
>>Post to:		If you:
>> 
>>talk.bizarre		hate men, hate women
>>rec.arts.startrek	fear women
>>alt.feminism		hate men
>>soc.religion.christian  love white americans
>>alt.rap		hate white americans
>>alt.wanted.moslem.gay	love sheep, hate jews
>>alt.fan.gooley		love women (theoretically)
>>alt.politics.bush	love bush
>>alt.politics.homosexual love penis
>>hugs, Rachel

Hugs! Rachel.
(Hugs?... no - Rachel.)

Can we lay that aside for the time doing? It is time for a 
declaration of Humanoid writes. Let it be known thet the United 
Coalition of Queers, Animule Rights Arctivisits, and Veteranians 
declares a common manifesto as a flatform in the presidential
sweepstakes next December.

1) All women are to be treated as if they were human even if they are
   admitted lesbians.

2) Persons of color driving busses should be given an education and 
   proper jobs. That's not funny.

3) Spicks should be given treatment better than the 
   average Guinea Pig in a Restaurant toilet.

4) All taxis should have a flat rate of 50%.

5) Family values should taxied at a flat rate of 50%.

7) We left out 6 because we didn't want to offend white males over 30.
   I mean, let's be a little practical, right?

8) The rubbery quality of your breasts are turning me on.

That was all we could agree on for time being. The three of us got 
too stoned at my kitchen table to get further than this. 

Daagmar Egghaert
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
"There are very few personal problems that can't be solved
with a suitable application of high explosives."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Just pokin' round Netcom
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 04:33:10 GMT

richh@netcom.com (richh) fingers many:

finger richh@netcom.com

:connection refused

-thanks heavens for small mercies.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.config,rec.humor
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap/bush
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 12:37:28 GMT

dnryan@mundil.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Damien RYAN) writes:
>>rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
>>>> alt.politics.bush	love bush
>
>>>Whose bush?
>
>>A Bush in the hand is likely to upset her husband, thats who.
>
>What is this , Bush week ?

Well its certainly not forest fortnight.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: car names
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 23:01:22 GMT

Ever notice how some people name their cars?  Why is that I wonder?

I have friends who don't drive cars, they drive "Bernard" or 
"Huey" or "Beast" or "Dinger" or "Squabby" or whatever.

I had a friend tell me her car's name was Juan because it "ran
like a fast Mexican."

So, I start thinking, "How do cars get their names?"  A picture
pops into my head of a proud owner lugging his VW into the 
cathedral so the Priest can christen it.  All the while, the 
Priest is wondering, "Where is its head?  Where do I touch it
during the blessing?"  As the godparents are saying, "Hurry!
It's getting heavy!"

Most of my friend's cars have people names, like Bernard or
Juan or Princess.  And the girls all drive boy cars.  Did they
buy that car just because it was a boy car?  "Hey, Mr. Car
Salesman, I can't be seen driving no *girl* car."  And how do
you tell?  Is there somewhere you can look?

"I'm sorry ma'am, I cain't work on your car.  I'm a gentleman,
and, well, that's a girl car, and I don't like to go pokin' 
around in girls' private parts."

I used to think the way you could tell was by where you put
in the gas.  You know, how on some cars you put the gas in 
on the left, and on others you put it in on the right?  Like
how girls' shirts button on the wrong side.  But then I thought,
"What about the cars where you put the gas in the back?"

What kind of cars are those?

(Breathy voice) "Thhay there, big fella!  My name's Bruthe,
the Merthedethes."

And do cars know?  I mean, when they're driving down the
street, and they stop at a stoplight, do they flirt?

(Sexy man's voice)  "Hey, baby!  Nice radiator there!"

(Sexy woman's voice) "Oooh!  Nice pair of *fins* you
got there!"

	Mark  (Who still hasn't named his car)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 08:46:08 GMT



by the hour of the night i log on here, i am
usually too tired and pissed off to want to
deal with a bunch of sexist bullshit from the
kind of whimpering pansies who piss in their 
pants at the very notion that a woman might
have anything worthwhile to say.  so i don't
subscribe to any newsgroups that have to do
with women's issues because i KNOW they're full
of dickless geeks trying to prove their manhood
by bashing women while hiding behind their CRTs 
where no one can kick them in their shrivelled 
vestigial testes.

SO GET YOUR MISOGYNISTIC CRAP THE FUCK OUT OF
TALK.BIZARRE OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSES AND
PISS ON WHATEVER'S LEFT WHEN I GET THROUGH
BEATING THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF YOU, WHICH 
WON'T BE FUCKING MUCH, YOU PATHETIC DRIVELLING
SACKS OF SHIT.

newsflash: there are women who read this group.
women who post to this group.  women who have
been here far longer than you, will be here long
after you're gone, and are more bizarre than you
could ever hope to even imagine while under the
influence of bad drugs.  women who have filed
you mentally somewhere between slime mold and 
streptococcus.

i keep a copy of my killfile as a reference to
tell me who to spit on if we meet.  and i'm saving
up a lot of spit, gentlemen, a fucking OCEAN of
spit.  i'm mega-hydrated, i'm sucking down gatorade
like it was tequila.  i'm inhaling entire ragweeds
to encourage phlegm production.  i'm gearing up for
the goddamn expectorathon.  i'm coming to your town,
and i KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

don't wait up.  when you see it oozing under the
door, you'll know i've arrived.

m

yes, i'm a feminist.  why do you fucking ask?
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Favourite posting of the week
Date: 30 Aug 92 14:38:01 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

>>listen pal!, have you ever heard of lurkers?  maybe i just mustered up the
>>courage to mention it since you spineless new-age saps couldn't do more than
>>prancy-foot around the issue.

>   1) You are not a lurker. You are a pitiful person that gets his jollies
>      from pissing off people.

thanks, freud.

>   2) We are not "new-age". If you were a lurker you would have known that
>      very few people consider Enya "new-age". There has also been many
>      debates on why some stores put Enya under "new-age", and on what
>      class she should actually be under.

i'm talking about YOU, not the collective group.  you come off as the kind of
sap who consults quartz crystals for medical assistance and carries an
assortment of other 'lucky rocks' around in his pockets.  i never inferred
enya was new age.  a sex robot, maybe.

>   3) Enya has never done any of the filth that you say she has. She
>      would not (and don't push american values on her. She is not american)
>      and never was in a situation where she would have to resort to 
>      anything of that sort.

let me guess -- you were talking to her on the phone yesterday.  cut the
omnipresent crap, pebblehead.

> Like where there actually ARE "new-age" people. 

like mr. culture would know.  and thanks for being mr. hitler of the
'acceptable topics of conversation' in this realm.  i doubt you could moderate
the activity of an ant farm or even intellectually dominate peat moss.

>	 Frnk. ( Trying to finish this idiocy. )
               ( and failing miserbly by being the sole idiot)

>   The Force is irrevelant, Jedi will be assimilated. 
>                                           - Borg to Luke Skywalker
    
cool .sig -- do you have a full set of action figures AND the darth vader
carrying case?  paint is probably peeling off 'em from too much fondling.

-- 
\clinkenpeel: aberrant analytical cynical agnostic idealist.  i exclusively /
/represent myself.  i do not offend anyone; however, some morons choose to  \
\offend themselves.  judge only those who you would have judge yourself.  i /
/don't practice what i preach - i'm not the type of person i'm preaching to.\
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: clueless newbie
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 23:55:12 GMT

So, I'm trolling newsgroups today, and I come upon t.b.  Methinks,
"Oh, this should be fun.  Let's try it for a while."  So, my 
first question for y'all is:

  What's the definition of "clueless newbie?"

ObDumbAnswer: you are.

OK, now that that's out of the way, is it someone who just got
their very first computer account upon becoming a freshman in 
college?  Is it someone who just got a job in the Real World
and now is learning the wonders of vi?  Is it someone who has
been reading newsgroups for ages and stumbles upon t.b for the
first time?

How long does it take until you're not a newbie?

When you get flamed by RICHH?
When you've been posting to t.b for x years?
When you're in x people's killfiles?
When you get a newsgroup named just for you?
When someone defends you after someone else has flamed you?
When you successfully forge a rdc@netcom message?
When 10 people followup to your "elephant snot" message?

Do all newbies have pimples?  Is there one on their back that
they can't quite reach in order to pop it?

Do all newbies indulge in self-induced orgasms?

Are all newbies EE or CS majors?

Do they all get into Rush?  So much so that they
put a *really* deep Neil Pert quotation in their .sig?

Do they wear a HP holster?

Do they post really dumb articles filled with lots of insipid
questions to t.b?

	Mark

"Most generalizations are untrue."   -()=()-    -[]=[]-    -{}={}-
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (The Sheik)
Subject: Re: dundant
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 02:11:37 GMT

Distribution: world

We were in a strange land, marked by flowing fields and hills surrounded  
by vegetation. Up ahead I saw a group of people, and sat down next to an  
oriental fellow. My memory is clouded now, and so I remember only a  
summary of the conversation. Basically, he made a serious comment, and  
later in the conversation, I repeated him, making a weak attempt at a  
joke. However, wit was not with me, and he became angered. He withdrew a  
gun from somewhere in his coat as his boys got up to beat the shit of me.  
Thinking as quickly as I could, I spoke to him quickly in Japanese, trying  
to cool his temper. This calmed him, since even though he was Chinese, he  
understood Japanese and was prided on the fact that I had taken the time  
to learn a foreign language. He let me go, but made it clear that if I  
angered him again, he wouldn't be so lax. Then his hair turned flaming  
red.

At this time, people began to mill towards the stairway, as the first  
period was over. After waiting for the other half to come up the stairs, I  
proceeded down. I remember now that many people seemed to descend the  
stairs with me, when I arrived at the bottom, the room was fairly empty.  
Bluish light was coming in through the many windows. I saw Jonathan  
sleeping by the picture wall. As I searched the wall for some aspect of  
the culture which I had learned, my father came over and spoke.

"Don't wake Jonathan, we have a long drive back. You ought to get some  
rest too. It's 10:30 [AM] now, and we're leaving at 5:00 [PM]."
"Seems like a long time to sleep to me."
"It's not really." 

I thought about it a little, very little, and guessed he must know what he  
was talking about. Then my alarm clock went off. 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wcstom@alfred.carleton.ca (Tom Hamill)
Subject: Re: Useful Advice For the Love Lorned
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,soc.singles
Organization: Carleton University, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 19:23:28 GMT

>>kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>] 
>>] You have obviously not tried picking women up in the all-night laundromat.
>
>>MISS DRIEUX SAYS:
>>
>>but Scott, you're suppose to take them for a Spin.
>
>Yes, but how do I avoid being taken to the cleaners?
>
Don't press too hard or you'll be all washed up.

---tom
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: NOW WE KNOW!!!
Date: 29 Aug 92 11:44:10 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Aug27.165015.13536@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>, aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
> jcoates@ncrsmg.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Jim D Coates) writes:
> : 
> : I've got it! I've got it!
> : 
> : I know who Rictus Hep is!
> : 
> : Rictus Hep rot13'd twice is Rictus Hep.
> : 
> : RICHH rot13'd twice is RICHH.
> : 
> : Therefore, RICHH is Rictus Hep!
> : 
> : 
> : Wait - cj rot13'd twice is cj, so cj is Rictus Hep.
> : 
> : No, wait - Starcap'nRa rot13'd twice is Starcap'nRa, so Starcap'...
> : 
> : I'm so confused.
> : 
> : Never mind.

HAW HaW!!111!!  1 GEt IT !!1!11! 
THerE ARE 26 LETTERS IN THE ALPHABET!!!!1111!!

JUST LIKE POTaTOE!!!11111!!!

JAson
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz)
Subject: Re: Gras
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 23:39:57 GMT

Jason writes:

>I wonder how long grass lives. I mean the green stuff on your lawn, not
>the "Death-by-stupidity" kind.
>So, how long does an individual stalk of grass live?  It gets cut down
>every now and then, but is the grass I walk on in the parks the same
>grass that all those famous but oh-so-long-dead people walked on?

Well, grass reproduces in two ways: by seeds, and by sending out shoots that
root by themselves.  Which method predominates depends on the species of
grass.  Crabgrass, for instance, spreads mostly by shoots, and if you count
the shoots as part of the same plant (much like strawberries or banyan trees)
then crabgrass is effectively immortal.

Normal grass is nowhere near as tough.

Thus, if you want to walk on the same grass as the long-gone famous people,
your best bet is to go to the park and try to walk only on the crabgrass
(jump from patch to patch as necessary).

If anyone stares, explain to them what you're doing.  They'll understand.
From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: cancel
Date: 29 Aug 1992 01:54:26 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu
Keywords: from control.rmgroup

In article <1992Aug28.234424.5746@anomaly.sbs.risc.net> root@anomaly.sbs.risc.net (RISCNET-WAN Network Administration) writes:
>Control: rmgroup alt.job.gooley

>More mental defecation from the netcom moron.
>Not discussed in alt.config per altnet newsgroup creation guidelines. 
>Please rmgroup.
>MD

5150
'netcom moron'?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waterman@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (T.S. Waterman)
Subject: The wages of life.
Summary: I'm sick of this place.
Reply-To: waterman@cs.brandeis.edu
Organization: CAVEAT Labs, Inc.
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 17:44:21 GMT


A friend of mine died a little while ago.
Cigarettes did not kill him. His mildly self-
destructive tendencies did not kill him. His
supressed artistic tendencies, his drive to
remake himself in his own image did not kill him
either, although they did get him into trouble.

  He was killed.
He was killed by some plain people who decided that
they just plain didn't like him. They didn't like
his bad influence on their community, their friends,
their wives, their children. They didn't like that
he was interested in doing something with his life.

They didn't like that he was black and sleeping with
a white woman (perhaps even two). They didn't want him
spreading his foul influence into their lives.

 They killed him.  
Some good ol' boys just up & killed him, because
they were just the stupid fucks they were raised to be.

The wages of stupity _are_ death. 
His death.
Your death.
My death.

Because we dare to breathe some creativity,
some individuality,
some life.

--ts	enjoy.  while they let you.
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Political Anagrams
Date: 2 Sep 92 03:25:24 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

Carasso writes:
>
> I'm glad Ronald Wilson Reagan is missing a C and an additional S, so
> that Dave Polewka could anagrapm it to my name.

Yes, but if we take two of those Ns and convert them into
an S and a C respectively, our efforts are rewarded with :

Ronald Wilsos Reagac -- anagram
*************************
Carasso -- el wild organ!
*************************

In order to make the whole thing somewhat
easier to swallow, we then conclude with:

I have no joke here, I just like to say "Ronald Wilsos Reagac."


Andrei

========================
"Avert one severe doper"
========================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: dental dams
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 92 02:15:38 GMT

lucy@sfu.ca (Lucy Chan) writes:

>> definition of dental dam:
>> a small square of a saran wrap-like 
>> material, used to prevent the spread
>> of STD's during cunnilingus
>
>Oh, *that's* what they're for. And here I thought their purpose was to
>prevent me from choking and dying in the dentist's chair when I have to get
>fillings.

But....., what kind of tool does the dentist fill your mouth with??

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: talk.bizarre HAPPY HOUR AT MAGICON (Orlando)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 03:54:59 GMT


In a previous article, jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) says:

>>Too early yet to see if its an official BoB but...
>>	    Announcing talk.bizarre Happy Hour at Magicon
>That's Orlando, Florida?
>Damn.
>Finally, someone within spitting distance hosts a BOB, but they host it in
>another state.

I concur.

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: KILLFILE CHECK! Please read!
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Summary: CENSUS! POLL! 
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 14:24:38 GMT


Thank you for your consideration. Basically, I'm doing a poll to see if
I'm in your killfill or not. If I _am_ in you KILLFILE at this very moment,
will you please mail me after reading this? I will tally the votes, and
come to a few conclusions accordingly...
   steve


















































































































p.s. - why would you read this far? you must be might bored.
-- 
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From: hoconnel@physics.adelaide.edu.au (Heath O'Connell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Date: 27 Aug 92 01:23:37 GMT

jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson) writes:


>How about a bathtub full of buttered, warm spagetti?

	It's good to see someone with a healthy appetite.



--

			    Heath O'Connell
		hoconnel@adelphi.physics.adelaide.edu.au
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: USENET: Hints and tips for newbies.
Date: 27 Aug 92 18:28:04 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.newbie
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

All the *REALLY* bizarre stuff is in alt.conspiracy.

rp -- trust me on this.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28202 alt.newbie:111 alt.cascade:1738
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.newbie,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 31 Aug 92 20:02:29 GMT
Organization: Ostfold College

In article <1992Aug31.003910.25363@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> mbrockma@bank.ecn.purdue.edu (Matt Brockman) writes:

>In article <30AUG199216444197@venus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>>>)>>>>>>>>>Currants.
>>>)>>>>>>>>Currency.
>>>)>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
>>>)>>>>>>Coxswain.
>>>)>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
>>>)>>>>Circadian Rythym
>>>)>>>Camelopardis.
>>>)>>Cadaverine.
>>>)>Cahiers du Cinema.
>>>)Cacoethes Scribendi.
>>>Criminal Insanity.
>>Minimal Inanity.
>Trivial Inadequacy.
Awesome Stupidity.
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