HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu (John M. Turner)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: SummerChat activities...
Summary: Backrubs?
Keywords: Backrubs!
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:03:36 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio, not San Antone

Garrett S Fitzgerald writes:
>
>Hey, I just had a great idea! :-) All those who don't feel qualified
>for the TushRating can be eligible for the BackrubRating! :-) I want to
>be a contestant--who wants to be a judge? :-)
>-----------------------
Well, I feel I knead to get more involved, so...
I'll jump in on this contest, I believe I do a pretty good job.
(Now to find a suitable judge.....)

John Turner
--
-- 
               John "J.T." Turner - jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu
..and with just one truth I find you can't go wrong
Wherever you go, whatever you do, whatever you say, say it with Love!
 -- Moody Blues - Keys of the Kingdom
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat,alt.romance
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude)
Subject: Re: :)
Organization: WHAT?
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 19:20:29 GMT

 kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos) writes:
>
>Oh what a feeling... (and if anyone says "Toyota," they're gonna get it but
>good! :)
>
Okay, I gotta.... I gotta..... Quit holdin' me back, now......

T O Y O T A ! !

Okay, what is this that I get good?

P.S. Good school. My sister graduated there. Wave hello to all my relatives
in BG, okay?
--
Puter	puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com "My favorite vanity plate - PHUQUE"
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Subject: Re: Er.. Hello!?
Reply-To: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 20:42:35 GMT

In article <9204151243.AA25126@nettlesome.berkeley.edu>, GMEAD@CERNVM.BITNET
(Geoff Mead) writes:
> [dave spouts some rubbish about people around here being "honorable", and
> then procedes to contradict himself by attacking me]

Hey!  I didn't contradict myself.  At that time, you were no longer new!  (OK,
it's a stretch I'll admit, but... everyone else was doing it!  Yeah, that's it! 
It was all peer pressure!   :-)
> another pie-in-the-face to add to my ever-increasing collection, thanks.
> 
> (at least i like chocolate :)

You're very welcome.  Bwahahahahahahahah!

> [geoff realises that this isn't a good start to his time in ARC, and is even
> as i speak, plotting revenge of an unforeseen sort - not BAD, just
> unforeseen]

How about unspeakable revenge?  That's my favorite kind.  
If I did leave it out in my original post, I apologize. Welcome to ARC! 

> my .sig? for me to know, and everyone else to guess at :) anyway, it offers
> new insights into my state of mind - what a state my mind is in! i'll stick
to
> something different around here.

Whatever trips your trigger.
 
> oh yeah, catch! [geoff bombards dave with jam-filled croissants, which
> burst on impact; a pity i can't find cream-filled pastry]

[Dave sits there covered in jam and light, flaky dough.  "Oh, ladies!  Want a
treat?"  Many women from ARC come over the hill, see Dave in this state, and
proceed to "clean him up."  "Hey, that was fun!  Thanks, Geoff!" he says as he
dances away merrily with the women.]
 
> geoff
> I you're tired of Geneva, then you've obviously lost your grip on sanity.

Sorry, I can't be tired of it.  I've never been there.  :-)

Dave Roy
Official Masseur to the 
President of the RFA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Subject: Re: Hello again!
Reply-To: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 00:33:26 GMT

In article <45429@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Mary
Epperson) writes:
> In article <1992Apr14.140356.23447@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>
erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Erin Anderson) writes:
> >	Ah.  Heelllo!  :)  I am thiknking of just tying GRW down, and
> >letting everybody take pot shots on her.  :)  Just to get back for all
> >those nasty things she said and did to me in this world.
> >	Wanna Join In?
> 
> GRW,
> 
> I think it's time you taught that bodyguard of yours another lesson.
> Now he wants to tye you down and do some unmentionable things to you!!
> 
> Need some help?  Please GRW??

Hey, Erin.  I'll keep Mary busy while you do what you want.  But you have to
promise that Lis won't be too tired when you're done.  I mean, by that time, it
might be time for me to start work!  :-)
So, Mary.  How's the weather?  Uh, huh.  I see.  How's life treating you.  I
see.  Yeah, I'm pretty good.  How about them Expos?  yep, they're doing great. 
[Dave looks in the room.  Erin, are you done yet?]

:-) :-) :-) :-)

Dave Roy
Official Masseur to the 
President of the RFA

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: cfg@cray.com (Cindy F. Glass)
Subject: Re: charter of this group - is there one?
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 10 Apr 92 12:41:48 CDT


>In article <1992Apr9.025952.17929@uc.msc.edu> eab@uh.msc.edu (Edward Bertsch) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr6.184248.23733@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>, velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:
>
>*mucho stuffo deletedo*
>>|> grew up in Mpls/St. Paul.
>>
>>But, of course, you mean Saint Paul/Minneapolis.
>>
>> :-)
>
>Well, when I lived in St. Paul, it was StP/Mpls.  I now live (or at least the
>'rents live) in Mpls, so it's Mpls/StP.
>
>So you're another of the folk who live in St. Paul but work in Mpls?  Don't
>you think it would be easier if everyone in Mpls. switched houses with
           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^  
>everyone in St. Paul?  It would cut down with the traffic problem!!
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>'Chelle

AMEN!!

Hey, anybody else enjoying the snow today?!  Kinda tough making 'snow angels'  
(either way guys!!)

C

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 16:32:31 GMT

>> Now this I gotta see... Creme Dueling <leer>
>> Could be quite... ahem endertaining...
>
>Get yer mind outta the gutter....
>(I know all about you and your orgasming orangatangs...)
>
>Lee

Lee, my mind doesn't get as high up as the gutter most days...

But you have to admit, that if you are working on a theme,
orgasming orangutangs are at least an intellectually stimulating
theme upon which to work...

I think I used it three time in that section, worth bokoo points, bucko!

Blade

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Erin's Questions - GRW
Keywords: Kissing
Organization: OFSA
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 08:08:24 -0500

Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> uses his lips:

>>*sigh*  *swallowing hard*  Y-yes, Erin, I couldn't agree more.  My favorite
>>kisses are the soft ones, where lips aren't pressed deeply into each other,
>>but caress each other.  It's more an expression of love than deeper, harder
>> 'Chelle

>	Aren't those just wonderful?!  I wonder what it is that does
>that to people.  There seems to be something magical about a person
>who can kiss really well...  Something I hope I will be able to keep
>for a long time.  :)

You do kiss well, Erin...*nudge nudge* *loud guffaw*...Juuuuuust
joking!

Seriously...*snicker* .. ahem..SERIOUSLY!!! *stern expression that
softens as he thinks of the subject matter* Soft kisses are
wonderful..just light caresses with lips and tiny soft flicks of the
tongue dancing out to taste. Sliding lips about gently with the
lightest of touches...kissing with eyes open is wonderful too. Looking
in ones eyes while kissing softly...*sigh*...

only trouble with that is that both of the parties get crosseyed and
with My sense of humor I find it difficult to not laugh which can
TOTALLY spoil a mood. *grin*

Steve
From: ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Spring break
Date: 9 Apr 92 01:57:45 GMT
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) advertise:
> 
> Well, quite a few of them *will* get to see my NewImprovedTush[*]
> during the BeachChat.  Along, of course, with...er...most of the rest
> of me.  ;-)
> 
> 
> [*] Firm yet smooth, comfy and warm...and totally dependable.  Oh, and
>     it's bulletproof, too.  8-)

All right there. Set up the M 60 quick!! COME ON soldiers, we don't have
all year to do this. Excuse me Mr LF, could you turn a little to the left
please? We need to have a clear line of firing. WHERE IS THAT GODDAMN 
BUCKET OF PAINT??? Ok Mr LF, just need to touch up these bullseye a bit,
then we are all set for the test firing. Ok. REEEAAADDDYYYY!!!! 
AAIIIIMMMM!!!!  FFIIRREEEEE!!!!  ***** BBLLLAAAAMMMM KABOOOOOMMMMM ******
DAMMMIIIIITTT!!!!  WHERE DOES THAT ABRAM TANK CAME FROM!! AND WHO TOLD
THEM TO FIRE THEM HUMONGOUS CANNON AT Mr. LF BUTTS!!

Richard
Official RoadRunner of RFA
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Erin's Questions - GRW
Keywords: Kissing
Date: 14 Apr 92 13:26:09 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr14.132609.6498
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Apr13.204806.28195@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) messes with me:
>>Hey, Steven....BACK OFF !!  This is MY HERO !!  Don't you
>>mess with him, or you'll have to mess with ME personally!!
>
>Oooooh baby....*steve rubs his hands with glee and whispers "my plan
>worked!"*. ... ahem.. Well, Lis, I *ain't* gonna stop messing with him
>so I just guess I will have to mess with you personally...*chortle*
>*smirk*

All right, Steven, what'll it be.... wrestling match in the
chocolate vat or a one-on-one food fight??   <leer>


>>Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, Yes, it's breathtaking, isn't it.... Those eskimos
>>just don't know what they're missing!!  *giggle*
>
>I nose what they are missing though. *smile*
>Steve

Me too.  |)

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence 
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: Jamie and GRW's Bed
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 13:28:15 GMT

In article <880189s.95.703439792@ace.acadiau.ca> 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART) writes:
>In article <1992Apr14.204840.19988@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>>>>>Lots of stuff deleted (oh, but not forgotten*sigh)
>>>
>>>I'll bring the toys...now where did i put them :I
>
>>Hey, Jamie  **Flirtatious Smile**, just bring YOURSELF,
>>we don't need any toys....   ;-)
>>We have plenty of strawberries, and whipped cream, and chocolate.
>
>Aren't those Toys? *VERY sexy, and-yet-still-incredibly-cute-smile*
> 

Agreed.   Yeah, I supposed those can be considered toys,
  "edible" toys.   |)

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s. Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
     the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: charter of this group- GRW replies
Date: 10 Apr 92 06:06:58 GMT
 <1992Apr7.193038.24682@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> <1992Apr8.215417.11450@uc.msc.edu><1992Apr9.151111.11898@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

Madame President declares:
> 
>So, you're not interested in Romance or Majique Dust, hey?  
>'Tis too bad you don't appreciate the beauty of imagination
>and romance and friends....   So, if you don't like our
>"La-La" Land, as you so strangely put it, then WHY are you even
>bothering to read ARC-Land??  Maybe you should read newsgroups
>that "appeal" to you in a more appropriate fashion.... Yes??   
>Good Day to You, and May All Your Dreams Come True.... |-)
> 
>The President has spoken....
> 

Amen!

Richard
Official RoadRunner of RFA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 14:17:19 GMT

>DON'T TRUST THEM, CHRISTY!!  NEVER TURN YOU BACK ON ANY OF THESE GUYS....

Oh, I'm hurt... Not trust me ?

>You just never know what will happen next.....right Blade?....and stop
>giving out my phone number....

I didn't give it out, I dialed it and then handed the phone to him...
Nyah nyah...

>What a PR Agent has to deal with...Sheesh!

And not doing a very good job, saying I am untrustworthy...


Blade
From: scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Control
Date: 12 Apr 92 01:08:23 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.s82i7INNn82
Organization: U. C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: lightning.berkeley.edu

>Lisa warns:
>
> Shoot, I do have to learn not to give anyone mercy.  I'll keep it in mind
> and learned to not control my actions. *wicked grin*
>
>**  Not control her actions.  Looks like I'm in trouble now.  Scott
>**  rummages through his medicine cabinet and pulls out a small green bottle.
>**  From this bottle he pours out a small amount of liquid and slaps it
>**  onto the back of his neck.  (Yep you guessed it the secret stash of
>**  Polo cologne.)  Do your worst. (Or best if that applies)
   Planning to play unfair, are you?  Then hun, you better be prepared to
   agree with anything I say is true. (Is the sun up, or is the moon?)

Beautiful, when have I ever played fair? ;>
And since you plan to try and make me believe anything you say, I want to
have some measure of defense against your irresistible charms.
(ILYD)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Badger        "And even though I know just how very far apart we are
	       It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star
	       And when the night wind plays a lonesome lullaby
	       It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky."
	       Ronstadt & Ingram  "Somewhere out There"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: SAB09@Zeus.unomaha.edu (Hot Di)
Subject: Re: poofpoofpiffle!
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 22:48:06 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.11

Rip tries to have a sibling committed:

> In article <1992Apr6.210449.28060@news.unomaha.edu> SAB09@Zeus.unomaha.edu (Hot Di) writes:
> >In <1992Apr4.091455.16782@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com writes:
> >
> >> In article <4drAuHK00awPQt8NEt@andrew.cmu.edu> ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara) writes:
> >> >Rip sets up:
> >> >> In article <1992Apr2.185211.19940@news.unomaha.edu> SAB09@Zeus.unomaha.edu (Ho\
> >> >> t Di) writes:
> >> >> >*heeheehee*
> >> >> >NO, not vendetta...not vulgar...not vinyard...
> >> >> >Nope, my lips are sealed.
> 
> ***bunch of stuff deleted***
> 
> >> So, BabySis, can you ever forgive you BigBro his little short comings?
> >> *sniff*  *quiet sob*
> >>
> >Mmmphfwofrrrrrwwraugh!  Almost forgot to unseal the ol'lips for a minute
> >there....
> >Awwww, don't cry.  I forgive you.  Anyway, short comings aren't your fault.
> >And neither are shortcomings. (*evilwagglingoftheeyebrows*)
> 
> What is *that* suppose to mean?  Sometime I worry about you Di.
What?  You don't know?  Gee, I thought ya had sexed in jr. high...;)

> Here, I got this nice new jacket for ya...  What?  Oh, yeah, the
> sleeves are *suppose* to be that long. :-)
Really?  Hm, I don't know about this...
> 
> >*heeheehee*  Yeah, I can forgive you--but what about the rest of the
> >female types here?
> 
> What *are* you talking about?  I sit here with a confused look on my
> face, (where else would I have one?).
> 
I don't know.  Some people can be quite creative...;)

> >Pg rating?  What Pg rating?  C'mon, I didn't say anyth-...
> >
> >CENSOREDCENSOREDCENSOREDCENSOREDCENSORED....
> >
> >(*heeheehee*)
> 
> Hey, HotOne, what ever you are on, can *I* have some?
> 
Actually, what I'm on is sugar...
You know, I guess you could say I'm "on" this chair here...and if I fell I'd be
"on" the floor!
*heehee*
:)
********************************************************************************
* Diane V. Atkinson      * A.k.a. Hot Di, Elotheria, and BuxomLass--Longlost   *
* Official RFA Luvmuff'n * 1/2 Sibling of Rip, LF, and 'Chelle                 *
* SAB09@ZEUS.UNOMAHA.EDU *******************************************************
* Disclaimer?            *  To be beloved is all I need,    __Samuel Taylor    *
* Yeah, right...:P       *  And whom I love, I love indeed.     Coleridge      *
********************************************************************************
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wednesday, 8 Apr 1992 15:12:41 EDT
From: Jen Gebhart  (Gwen) <JMG135@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Important Anouncement from Gwen/Jen

Hi all.  This is one of the hardest things I've ever done, but it has to be
done.  As some of you know, I won't be returning to Penn State in the fall.
Starting in May, I will also no longer have net access.  My account will still
exist, but I won't be able to get to it.  I have taken a nanny job in New
England.  At this point, I don't have the time to post much, thus my motive
for 'killing' Gwen.  Since my fiance is joining the military, there is a
chance that I will have access after he and I have gotten married, but that
won't be for awhile.  Thus why I have left it possible for Gwen to return.
Anyway, this is pretty much a farewell note to you all.  I've met a lot of
people over the last year+ that I've been a lurker and poster here and I'll
miss it a lot.  I know that I will be in touch with some of you, but there
are others that I'll probably not hear from again.  Thank you for some very
special memories.  And especially, thank you all for helping me grow and heal
a little bit and have enough confidence to risk loving even when everything
I've enperienced has taught me that love only causes pain.  And finally,
fare-thee-well.  And may all your days be blessed with love, peace and joy.
And lots and lots of romantic dust.  *grin*
Love and hugs to all...
Jen
*bounce* *bounce* *bounce*
Hi!  This is Tigger!  What Jen forgot to mention is that she WILL have net
access until early May, so you can still email her if you so desire.  Okay?
*bounce* *tickle* *bow of farewell* *bounce*
     Is there life out there?         |
     So much she hasn't done,         |
     Is there life beyond             |
     Her family and her home?         |     Jennifer Gebhart
     She's done what she should,      |     jmg135@psuvm.psu.edu
     Should she do what she dares?    |     jmg135@orville.psu.edu
     She doesn't want to leave,       |
     She's just wonderin'             |
     Is there life out there?         |
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: The Dance
Organization: OFSA
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 10:18:32 -0500


thanks rip...but that hurt. I remember listening to that after my
brother died almost two years ago...he never said goodbye.

another chorus:

"
	you're so far away from me,
	so far I just can't see,
	so far away from me,
	you're so far away from me. 
				    "


Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: OFSA
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 15:21:54 -0500

8888cc19@uhdvx3.dt.uh.edu (Good Witch of the Silicon Forest) sadly
remarks:


>>>Welcome to alt.romance.chat...the Land of the Goddess of Romance.
>>>WAnna mess around?
>> Steve

>>Don't freak, Christy, he asks all the new women to a.r.c. that question.
>>Funny, I don't remember being asked that when I arrived here....hummmmmm....
>> Julie

>	Me either....:(
>	Tina Marie
>	Official TradeMark of ARC/RFA

Awwwww, ladies, my grandest, most EXPLOSIVE pardons! Hey Tina, wanna
mess around? *kiss kiss*.

Uh, Julie, I don't need to ask *you* do I? *raised eyebrow*

Steve


Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: kojohnso@prodigy.javelin (Kory Johnson)
Subject: Re: KORY!!!!!!!
Organization: A 12 letter word.
	<KOJOHNSO.92Apr10131015@prodigy.javelin>
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 20:15:51 GMT

And another thing:  I'll call, if it's okay, around 9:00p your time!

Kory
--
          \ /////         | kory johnson "wannabepawedbyLadyV"
 ___oooo_o_|0 0|_o_oooo___| kojohnso@prodigy.sim.es.com
                          | busy4now balladeer of the RFA  "la, La, LA"

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: elparr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Ellen Louise Parr)
Subject: HELP!!!!
Summary: Am I part of the civilized world???
Date: Sun, 05 Apr 1992 16:39:40 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta


Ok folks, either you plain just don't like me or my posts aren't
getting to the net....I'm hoping for the latter!  

So can you please let me know if my posts are getting there...

I want to play.....*pouty look*

The lost soul.....

-- 
Ellen Parr                      "The difference between genius and stupidity
elparr@acs.ucalgary.ca           is that genius has its limits"-unknown      
     
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Ok kids... you got me...
Originator: dch@rodan.UU.NET
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 02:35:22 GMT

Guess what ?

There are three things in life capable of getting me mad:

1. Fucking with my friends

2. Police with large guns saying "Spread em, son"

3. and, you guessed it, insignificant blobs of protoplasm
thinking they are hot shit and that they know me in some
intimate fashion...

Pardon me now, as I say, for all those not REALLY close to me,
and attempting to be some sort of Blade-authority...

FUCK YOU !

Ever the irrepressible,
		Blade

aka Dan C. Horner, 
or dch@uunet.uu.net
or blade@uunet.uu.net


PS. I, of all people, have always said, talk to me, it is so
very SAD that you cannot !
From: kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: I hereby Issue my challenges!
Date: 9 Apr 92 10:46:26 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <Qdsu3ly00WB84FunQd@andrew.cmu.edu>, ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara) writes:
> Redneck challenges:
>> 
>> And remember...I am an unknown. You do not know what _I_ am capable of...
>> Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...<gasp, wheeze...catches
>> a breath..>..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
> 
> Eerrr. Gathering Wood? Splitting Wood with BattleAxe?
> 
Perhaps he can cut down the strongest tree in the forest with...a HERRING!
#include<horror.movie.sound.effect>

Sorry, I saw Holy Grail about fifty times this past weekend...

Now if only I could find Castle Anthrax... }:->
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