From: djohnson@hecate.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now those Jester's
Date: 16 Oct 92 22:37:47 GMT
 du><1992Oct13.172021.11324@ringer.cs.utsa.edu><1992Oct14.062136.1174@tamsun.tamu.edu>
Organization: People Named Chuck Anonymous
In-reply-to: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu's message of Wed, 14 Oct 1992 06:21:36 GMTLines: 72

.>>>>>>>>}>}Could this be a Froodian slip?
.>>>>>>>>}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
.>>>>>>>>}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
.>>>>>>>>}Right! I'm calling my lawyer!
.>>>>>>>>whats his name??? and does he like men?
.>>>>>>>Eric Njorl. Yes, on toast.
.>>>>>>No way...It can't be him....I thought I killed all the Norse.....
.>>>>>Not Eric Njorl, son of Hrothgar, slayer of the Dragon at Gwent,
.>>>>>who did ... UURGH! (thud)
.>>>>don't get so close to the killer rabbit next time then....
.>>>Right! Who let the killer rabbit out then?
.>>>Do you have a license for that rodent?
.>>Hey! I'm potty trained!!! I don't need no stinking liscence!
.>Well then where is your certificate of
.>potty-trainivity?
.It's right here in my--HEY! Get your hand off my leg!

Oo!! I'm sooo sorry, I didn't realize that was *your* leg..erm.. I'm
so embarrassed...Maybe I could buy you dinner to make up for it, eh?
[wink wink]  In fact, why don't I *make* you dinner. [wink]  I'm a
*great* cook.  [wink]  How bout it, eh?  Wanna come up to my place?

.>>>>>>>>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
.>>>>>>>>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
.>>>>>>>>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
.>>>>>>>>}>this means war....
.>>>>>>>>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
.>>>>>>>>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
.>>>>>>>>waterbaloons..
.>>>>>>>What about point-ed sticks...
.>>>>>>nope..especially not them....they can destroy all the ammo...
.>>>>>(in politician's voice) We must do everything in our power
.>>>>>to put an end to the "point-ed sticks race"! I propose unilateral
.>>>>>point-ed stick dulling. Let this be the first step towards a new
.>>>>>world order where people everywhere don't have to live in fear
.>>>>>of point-ed sticks! Maybe future generations will no longer need
.>>>>>waterballoons for their security, but until then let it be known
.>>>>>that we are willing the take this major stride into the world
.>>>>>of the future!! (I'm sorry, what was the question, again?)
.>>>>looks its radicals like you that cause unrest, and if you mean by
.>>>>that utlization of an obscure political party to demean my sanity..
.>>>>well....you did......
.>>>Are you calling me a radical?  Just because I belong to
.>>>the communist party, marched for free drugs, and spit on
.>>>the queen for fun you misersable little shit.
.>>>I think pointed sticks are great!  just the think to
.>>>change the minds of reactionary twits like yourself!
.>>>when the revolution comes
.>>I'll take a dozen.
.>Will you be having fries with those pointy sticks?
.Egad, no. I'll have spam, please.

We're fresh out of spam.  We've got Saran-Wrap.

.>>>>>>>>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
.>>>>>>>>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
.>>>>>>>>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
.>>>>>>>>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
.>>>>>>>>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
.>>>>>>>>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
.>>>>>>>Jamus fnord How about the Navy, then? (in cream sauce)
.>>>>>>Jester aka nope...they are all weenie poofy people.....
.>>>>>E Jams nerak (from the a.f.m-p charter):
.>>>>>	Rule 6: There is NO RU
.>>>Rule 8: How to defend yourself against a man armed wit a banana.
.>>>>>	Rule 7: NO POOFTAS!!!
.>>>dave smurf my editors dying, my editors dying!
.>>Ratboy aka Rule 9.
.>dave smurf number 9...number 9...number 9...
.Ratboy aka #1 (on the ballot).

Dan aka #90848423323 (just left of the ballot)