HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: tburgess@us.oracle.com (Terri Servantes Burgess)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Christian Joke
Date: 31 Aug 92 21:01:29 GMT



>From:marios@ecs.comm.mot.com

Jesus hanging on a cross *rest of joke deleted*

>I was exactly referring to filth like this, anyone that can post
a joke like this, I know that the person has no morals, and is
willing to do anything to make a hit.  I have hear religious jokes
but this is cynic, calculated and out right blasphomous trying to
degreade the suffering of Christ.  I don't understand how all of
you Christians are just sitting back and allow this kind of stuff
>


Mario,

This is a public humor net...yes I was offended by this joke and found it
tastelss but that is MY OPINION...I find things humorous that other people
don't and that is THEIR OPINION....instead of flaming Christians for 
taking a back seat...maybe you should pray for those that they see the joke
for what it is....you are judging those...and God gives everyone the freedom
of choice...do not take that away from them....hit the next key and read
the next joke....I find the Kill key deletes them very well...and I can
read on for jokes that I do enjoy.

-tsb
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong)
Subject: How many....
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 92 01:40:32 GMT


Q:  What's Orange and sleeps five?
A:  A Massachusetts DPW truck.

----------------------------------------------------------------

Subtitles for the Mass-impaired:

DPW == Department of Public Works
Massachusetts == slouch heaven for public "servants"
Orange == the color of those trucks that are always parked
          near one guy working and five guys leaning on their shovel.

I live in New Hampshire, but I drive into Lowell to work so that I
can have Ma. income tax deducted from my paycheck.
-- 
Dave Bushong, Wang Laboratories, Inc.
Project Leader, OCR products
Internet: dbushong@wang.com
From: s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 4 Sep 92 04:54:00 GMT
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Sep3.020842.23955@news.ysu.edu>, ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley
>Miller) writes:
> 
>|> Did you ever wonder how the church and it's symbology would be different
>|> if Christ had been hanged instead of crucified?
>
	Dick Gregory (I think) said, " If Jesus had lived & died today,
Christians would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks."
	Also,  anybody else think it odd that Jesus' father Joseph was a
carpenter and he died nailed to wood?  I guess he should've been glad his
dad wasn't a plumber.
				dylyn

P.S.  A little blasphemy is good for the soul. 8^}

	"I heal your wounds,   I set you free,
		I'm Jesus Christ    on Ecstacy."
					---Pigface, "Suck"
 dylyn (aka, d prosser) == S7356911@UCSVAX.UCS.umass.edu
Xref: sparky rec.humor:27554 soc.culture.polish:2250
From: oaf@serverx.osf.org (Oded Feingold)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish
Subject: POLACK not POLACK funny POLACK
Summary: How many Poles live in houses dispossessed from Jews?
Keywords: Empire Jagiellonian Scandinavian slob smote Shakespeare
Date: 1 Sep 92 12:57:27 GMT
Organization: Open Software Foundation

The term "Polack" is at least 400 years old.  Shakespeare writes of
the exploits of Hamlet's father (or was it Yorick?) who
		"smote the sledded Polacks on the ice..."

Consider the incestuous chicanery (of the parental generation) and
stupid ineffectuality (of the children's) the Danes of HAMLET display;
a nation smitable by such Scandinavian slobs must be miserable indeed.

Possibly, that's the reason "Polack" is pejorative for Pole.

Of course, the whole premise is dirty.  The Poles of Shakespeare's
time were exhausted by holding off the Mongols for several hundred
years.  Had they not spent their lifeblood doing so, the Danes of
Hamlet and maybe the English of Shakespeare would have chafed under
Mongol domination, and had neither the time nor the freedom to make
fun of anyone.  So all of northern Europe owes the Jagiellonian Empire
a major debt.  But how many Europeans (let alone Americans) know
anything of that?


Now, in honor of the eternal friendship between Poles and Jews, a bit
of statistical demography:
	How do you take a census in a Polish neighborhood?
	Roll a nickel down the street, count the people who dive
		after it, subtract one.
	Why subtract one?
	For the Jew who got the nickel.

Oded Feingold  oaf@osf.org     Contractor at  Open Software Foundation
OSF:   11 Cambridge Center     Cambridge Ma. 02142      (617) 621-7265
Home:  408 Broadway            Somerville, Ma. 02145    (617) 776-1225
From: cybapunk@hovel.welly.gen.nz (Phil Ross)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: New Zealander joke
Keywords: Australians
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 92 13:26:44 +1200
Distribution: World
Organization: The Hovel Bulletin Board System

andrew@teslab.lab.oz.au (Andrew Phillips) writes:

> 
> What do New Zealand women use to attract New Zealand men?
> 
> 
> Mint Sauce
> 
> [Explanation: New Zealand men are noted for their fondness of sheep.
> Mint sauce is very often used on roast lamb.]

I might add that New Zealanders tell the same joke about Australians,
as they are more fond of sheep.  But Australia is the first country to
use the sheep jokes so fat ladies can win elections... ;-)

Ob joke:
        How many [insert ethnic group here]'s does it take to pave your
        driveway?

        Depends on how you slice them.

--
cybapunk@hovel.welly.gen.nz    X Phil Ross
cybapunk@tornado.welly.gen.nz  X Sysop of The Hovel BBS
cybapunk@sideways.welly.gen.nz X Author of Lords And Ladies, _THE_ BBS door!
     ... If at first you don't succeed, redefine success ...
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ahmad@seas.gwu.edu (Aftab Ahmad)
Subject: No Title
Organization: George Washington University
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 17:28:42 GMT


	Q: Why humans are the only creature who blush?

	A: Because they are the only creature who can read others mind.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.urban,rec.arts.sf.misc
From: sweeney@Ingres.COM (Tony Sweeney)
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Reply-To: sweeney@Ingres.COM (Tony Sweeney)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501
Date: 3 Sep 92 13:44:08 GMT

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, IM GOING TO START THE WORST CASCADE EVER.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHILE EATING THIS SLOP, I SEWED THE FIRST BROCADE BEAVER.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>BILE FITTING RIG STOP, LIE SPEWED THIRST LIVER !!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE, AT LEAST DELIVER...
>>>>>>>>>>>WHO MAY I ATTRIBUTE TO THIS BEASTLY SLIVER?
>>>>>>>>>>TO SPAY A LUTE IN A GREASY RIVER
>>>>>>>>>DAMN CASCADERS THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER
>>>>>>>>I WILL NOT CASCADE; NOPE, NO, NEVER
>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A TRAIN?
>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?
>>>>>R2-D2 ON THE BRAIN?
>>>>This cascade is damn insane!
>>>And it's really getting lame!
>>POST IN CAPS YOU WEIRDOS, WHAT ARE YOU DEAF ? !!!!!!!!!!!!
>YOUVE RUINED MY RIGHT EAR, HOW 'BOUT THE LEFT?
LEFT AT THE NEXT LIGHTS, UNLESS RED


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Keywords: joke, very funny, haha, etc.
Organization: gte
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 18:05:37 GMT

In article <1992Aug19.215050.21536@ttinews.tti.com>, reid@metis.tti.com (Reid Kneeland) writes:
> In article <14106@auspex-gw.auspex.com> johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
> >In article <1992Aug17.181150.4911@athena.mit.edu> sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman) writes:
> 
> >|Hunting, hunting, hunting.  You keep talking about arms in relation
> >|to hunting.  THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS NOT ABOUT HUNTING!!!  The colonials
> >|weren't hunting when they rose up against their oppressor to gain
> >|freedom.
> >
[...]

No, no, no! Youv'e got it all wrong!  The 2nd amendment (2nd in a list
of ten amendments designed to protect individual liberties) was written
to protect the right of the government to keep and bear arms - yeah, you
know, that's why we have the National Guard, cuz the 2nd amendment 
guarantees the right of the gov't to keep and bear arms!  (It's really
important, you know, there's a lot of governments out there that
can't have guns!)


And while we're at it, don't you know it's immoral and possbily
even evil to hunt.  Why does anyone need to go out and shoot 
bambi when you can get meat from the grocery store -- I mean,
going out to the woods and looking for animal for three days
just so you can shoot it and take it home and eat it is so 
wrong!  You should just buy your meat at the store, that way
no innocent animals get killed!
-- 
"25 States allow anyone to buy a gun, strap it on, and walk down the street with
no permit of any kind: some say it's crazy.  However, 4 out of 5 US murders are 
committed in the other half of the country: so who is crazy?"   -  Andrew Ford
gtephx!forda@enuucp.eas.asu.edu  OR  !uunet!samsung!romed!enuucp!gtephx!forda
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish,alt.censorship
From: s1137020@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au (Mariusz Prokopczyk)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: Monash University College Gippsland, Churchill, 3842, Australia
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 15:34:05 GMT

Hey guys!

Please stop crossposting all that rubbish to s.c.p.
It is not funny at all to an average reader here.
Enjoy it if you can but in the right place.
Hope you can show some consideration for others.
Thank you.

Mariusz

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)
Subject: Re: Bumper Sticker
Organization: gte
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 21:33:42 GMT

In article <1992Aug26.185319.2402@worldbank.org>, aki <aki@atlas.worldbank.org> writes:
> 
> seen on a red Jag convertable with blonde driving it...
> 
> "If I wanted you on my ass,
> I would have dropped my pants!"
> 
 !ob 35a3lq ,y3noH HO

-- 
"25 States allow anyone to buy a gun, strap it on, and walk down the street with
no permit of any kind: some say it's crazy.  However, 4 out of 5 US murders are 
committed in the other half of the country: so who is crazy?"   -  Andrew Ford
gtephx!forda@enuucp.eas.asu.edu  OR  !uunet!samsung!romed!enuucp!gtephx!forda
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: Oral Roberts, Censorship. (was Re: Polack Joke)
Followup-To: /dev/null
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 00:28:57 GMT

In article <2530030@hpldsla.sid.hp.com> ssouth@hpldsla.sid.hp.com (Steve South) writes:
>
>>>Vote for Bill Clinton. Vote for Bill Clinton. Vote for Bill Clinton.
>
>>Yeah, you know ALL about it from 8000 miles away.
>
>Come on, if he was anti-'merkin he'd have written 'Vote for George Bush'.
>Besides, I'll bet he is better informed about US politics than you are 
>about British politics, or anywhere else in the world for that matter.
>
>Steve South.

Not just right, but DAMNED RIGHT.

-- 
Larry A. Gilmore             Internet: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com
TRW SEDD, DH1/2849
P.O. Box 6213                Phone:    (310)764-3318
Carson, CA 90746             Fax:      (310)764-3946
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: smackinl01@cc.curtin.edu.au
Subject: Re: Riddles/One liners Wanted
Organization: Curtin University of Technology
Distribution: world,local
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 02:04:18 GMT

In article <17jc71INNnkh@overload.lbl.gov>, prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem) writes:
> In article <1992Aug27.102322@ece.arizona.edu> sununu@ece.arizona.edu (Arun Vaidyanath) writes:
>>>There are two men in a cabin on a mounatin.  Both men are
>>>dead.  What happened??
> 
> 	Jeffrey Dahmer (the third man) just stepped out for a walk.....??
Perhaps they just got their power bill. 
-- 
Simon.
Have you got a form 27/b?

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman)
Subject: Re: >>>>> MOVING SALE <<<<< !!!!!
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 24 Aug 1992 03:58:00 GMT

In article <7270@ds5000.DAC.Northeastern.edu> bs.rekso@ds5000.DAC.Northeastern.edu (ojdorposkeR S B) writes:
>
>	1. Toshiba 20" Stereo TV with remote
>	   has A/V jacks
>	   $200 obo
>
>	2. Bush Entertainment Center
>	   $50 obo (new price at Lechmere sale -> $99)

Wow.  Was it actually used by the President, or just by little Danny?


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mschenk@research.ptt.nl (Mike Schenk +31 70 33 23926)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: PTT Research
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 08:00:30 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.223024.5068@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com>, marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
> In article <1992Aug26.213625.14257@gtephx.UUCP> forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona) writes:
>>In article <1992Aug20.220742.5917@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com>, marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>>> In article <1992Aug18.183738.17605@tin.monsanto.com> bcschu@skws02.monsanto.com (Brett Schultz) writes:
>>> >It was just a joke.  I really don't think that Polish have any less brain power
>>> >than anyone else.
>>> >
>>> >Brett
>>> >
>>> > 
>>> 
>>> Brett, your statements are very offensive to me - wheather you think
>>> this is a joke or not you are just simply spreading hatred and
>>> insults. As a community of intellectual's this cannot be tolerated
>>> on the network and you should just simply stop posting this kind 
>>> of crap; keep it to yourself. ALSO THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR 
>>> SHOULD SEE TO THIS. 
>>> 
>>
>>Mario Smarduch,
>>
>>You should move to f***ing China where the gov't takes care of all
>>politically incorrect speech.  As long as you're on this net,
>>you have the choice of reading it or not because, you see,
>>the F***ING SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR CANNOT CONTROL WHAT PEOPLE
>>SEND OVER THE NET! [See, I can yell too!].
>>
> 
> Look you fucken dickhead, you can post this kind of shit in your
> fucken brain dead "rec.humor" group but not in "soc.culture.polish"
> you got it.

No, I don't.

>>
>>
>>Do ya know what the Polish wife said to her hubby?
>>    "I dont ever wanna hear you S-A-Y fuck in front of the
>>    kids again!"
> 
> I think it was your MAMA that said that!!!!
> 
> 
> As far as I'm concerned you are fucken idiot and on top of that the
> FIRST AMMENDMENT protects my right to have my opinion.

Sure it does so you won't anybody say that you cannot post this 
statement nor will anyone warn your system administrator. So 
please grow up and take the same kind of attitude towards other 
people.
From: mike@leah.prc.utexas.edu (Michael Kline)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 31 Aug 92 15:47:28 GMT

Here's my favorite:


   Jesus is walking through town one day and he comes upon an angry crowd.
As he nears, he sees that they have encircled a whore and have decided to
stone her to death.  He approaches to the screams of "Kill her! Stone the
whore!".
   Jesus rushes to the woman's aide, yelling "Halt! Halt!   Let he among
you who has never sinned cast the first stone!"
   Well, that pretty much calmed the crowd.  Everybody began grumbling to
themselves and laying down their rocks and stones.  But one little old 
lady, who was holding no more than a mere pebble, yells "Kill the whore!"
and hurls her pebble at the poor woman.  The rest of the crowd, seeing this,
yelled "She threw the first stone, she threw the first stone!"  With that,
they all turned towards the woman and threw rocks and stones at her until
she was dead and mutilated.
   Jesus turned to the old lady in despair and says, "You know, Mom, sometimes
you really piss me off!"
Xref: sparky rec.humor:27371 talk.bizarre:27999 comp.misc:3444
From: cvessey@upei.ca (Chris R. Vessey)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: tom swifties
Date: 31 Aug 92 18:54:30 GMT
Organization: University of Prince Edward Island

In article <715187440.2@lrifido.fidonet.org> Glen.Taylor@f126.n105.z1.fidonet.org (Glen Taylor) writes:


> -=> Quoting Monroe Thomas to All <=-

> MT> OK... I deign to share a portion of my infamous Tom Swifty
> MT> file:

> MT> "That's no beagle; that's a mongrel," Tom muttered.
> MT> "I used to be a miner!" Tom exclaimed.
> MT> "I hate sweet potatoes," Tom yammered.

> MT> More upon request...

>More!  Post more! 

"I'll bet I'm too late; the optometrist's probably closed," Tom speculated.

"I'm out of shaving cream," Tom blathered.

"To and fro, hither and *euugh!*," Tom yawned, bored with the Physics of the 
Pendulum.


Don't hit me!  I know they're bad!


==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==
     Chris Vessey,  University of Prince Edward Island, 550 University
         Avenue, Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island C1A 4P3 CANADA
                         InterNet:  CVESSEY@UPEI.CA
              Ich kann Deutsch; je peux parler francais aussi.
                                                   '
==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==
From: steve@jetslag.cam.org (Steve Perkins)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Looking For Oracularity 471
Date: 23 Aug 92 20:05:38 GMT
X-Original-Date: Sun, 23 Aug 92 11:44:44 EST

Subject says it all. Would some kind soul please E-Mail me 471,
which I just deleted moments before backing it up to disk.

Thanks very much.

--
Steve Perkins
steve@jetslag.cam.org
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Reply-To: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 09:29:28 GMT


In a previous article, ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) says:

>>  If, as the Christians say, we are all created in God's image,
>>then the very existance of this newsgroup proves that God has
>>a sense of humor.
>>
>>  You don't believe me? Check out the Duck Billed Platypus. God was
>>no doubt rolling with laughter when Charles Darwin finally saw one.
>
>What I want to know is, who the hell came up with the name Platypus
>
>I mean Kangaroo, ok, its supposed to mean "I dont know" or something
>to that effect in Aboriginy,

Accually, the abo word "kangaroo" translates most closely to "I don't
understand what you said".  Apparently an abo person was asked what that
anamal is called, and he responded "Kangaroo".

(Sourse: Triviata:a conpendium of useless knowledge  (c)1981, reader's digest
books)

> but Platypus?  It shure wasn't the
>Aboriginys who came up with that name.  Any Auzzies want to clear this
>up?  If there are any Aboriginys on the net, what is Platypus called
>in your language anyway.
>
>If I discovered a new animal I certainly would not call it Platypus!
>
>-ara
>
>
-- 
*...your Friendly Neighborhood Atheist // "Peter...PETER!!  I can see    *
*      the KelleyMan:Kelley L. Miller // your house from here!"          *    
*                  ae642@yfn.ysu.edu // Jesus Christ, from the cross     *
****************Know God...No peace.  No God...Know peace.****************
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish,alt.censorship
From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: gte
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 22:55:50 GMT

In article <1992Aug21.042107.2790@athena.mit.edu>, sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman) writes:
> In article <1992Aug20.220742.5917@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
> >In article <1992Aug18.183738.17605@tin.monsanto.com> bcschu@skws02.monsanto.com (Brett Schultz) writes:
> >>It was just a joke.  I really don't think that Polish have any less brain power
> >>than anyone else.
> >>
> >>Brett
> >
> >Brett, your statements are very offensive to me - wheather you think
> >this is a joke or not you are just simply spreading hatred and
> >insults. As a community of intellectual's this cannot be tolerated
> >on the network and you should just simply stop posting this kind 
> >of crap; keep it to yourself. ALSO THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR 
> >SHOULD SEE TO THIS. 
> 
> Offensive ideas are protected by the first amendment.  Haven't you heard,
> "Although I do not agree with what you say, I'll fight to the death for
> your right to say it"?  And, no, I don't "approve" of this, but I must
> disapprove of any effort to "ban" it.

True, but it only applies to the US of A.  This is an international net,
remember?

BTW, I'd like to know who this usenet system administrator is.  I'd like
to talk to him -- he's doing a downright lousy job!


-- 
"25 States allow anyone to buy a gun, strap it on, and walk down the street with
no permit of any kind: some say it's crazy.  However, 4 out of 5 US murders are 
committed in the other half of the country: so who is crazy?"   -  Andrew Ford
gtephx!forda@enuucp.eas.asu.edu  OR  !uunet!samsung!romed!enuucp!gtephx!forda
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.pets,talk.bizarre
From: nobody
Subject: Re: Sick Joke
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 21:52:47 GMT
Organization: destroy

ashok@regulus.Inria.Fr (Ashok Kumar) writes:
>Q:How do you kill an elephant ?
>A:With out bare bloody teeth!!!


This is disgusting.  Keep this off the net.


-- 
--
cj gypsy
From: lipscomb@lonestar.utsa.edu (David S. Lipscomb)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: ha 8
Date: 1 Sep 92 13:50:13 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

This was taken from 'THE NON-VIOLENT MAD' 1972.  Written by Larry Siegel.
                       THE MAD AIR TRAVEL PRIMER


                            CHAPTER EIGHT
                       THE BAGGAGE CLAIM CHECK

See the happy passengers.
What a nice flight these passengers have had.
Now they are ready to claim their baggage.
Each passenger is holding his Baggage Claim Check.
But no one is looking at these baggage Claim Checks.
They never do, at Baggage Return Sections.
See the happy man.
He is walking off with two nice leather suitcases.
Isn't that funny?
Before boarding the plane, that very same man
Checked in with only one piece of baggage:
A brown paper carton.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: wayne@dmntor.UUCP (Wayne)
Subject: (n) that which is of topic.
Organization: Digital Media Networks
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 92 15:53:30 GMT




    You know, there's so much grammatical attacking 
    going on that I'm going to puke. I'm talking 
    huge hurling chunks too.  

    So what if someone spells something incorrectly
    in their haste to relay a marvelous tidbit of
    humour.  Calm down.  See? Isn't life nicer now?

    Net people, .....play nice!

    Carry on........next posting please...
     
     
     OBjoke:
     Little Joey wins a bag of M&Ms at the carnival
     and runs home to show his mom. He begs for some
     so his mom gives him two.  He pops them in his 
     mouth, runs outside, bites the cat, jumps on his
     tricycle and zips around the house.  He grabs two
     more M&Ms, pops them in his mouth, bites the cat
     and zooms around the house on his tricycle.
     He does this a few more times until his mother grabs
     him by the collar and demands an explanation.
     He says: "I'm playing truck driver. I'm popping pills,
     eating pussy, and driving like hell."
     ------------------------------------------------------
					 W.R.B.
     ------------------------------------------------------
From: ts2a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Thomas Omar Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: thoughts on group
Date: 26 Aug 92 00:30:13 GMT
Organization: Senior, Mathematics, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

>Now with people having a go at each other about jokes being offensive
>to certain ethnic groupings. I thought the idea of humor was to amuse
>not to cause interethnic insult competitions. 

No, the point of the group is to hold debates on every little bit of
humor attempted.  This is mild in comparison to previous wars on this
topic.

					Tom the non hacker
					Kemp in 96!
					"If patriotism is the last refuge
					of scoundrels,  Then environmentalism
					is the current refuge of totalitarians."
					Bob Jackson