From: hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm)
Subject: Re: %$*#^$! Tailgaters
Organization: Ocean Sciences Centre
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 12:58:39 GMT

In article <1992Aug17.205621.297@halfdome.sf.ca.us>, laurie@halfdome.sf.ca.us (Laurie Abbott) writes:
|> In article <1992Aug14.153146.16745@morgan.ucs.mun.ca>, hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) writes:
|> > 
|> > 	Last night while happily riding down the road, this cager comes up
|> > 	behind me.  Not just behind me, but practically up my arse.  Me not
|> >
|> > 	What would YOU do ?
|> 
|> ah yes, grasshopper.  no good comes of confronting an asshole on his
|> terms.  usually it just makes your insurance rates go up.  plus you
|> have to remember that people ONLY do these really frightfully
|> disgusting things when they are certain that they can do so in
|> anonymity.  so destroying that anonymity is a good way to break them
|> of such habits. 
|> 
|> pull over, let him get ahead. (this is key. assholes in front of you
|> are much safer than assholes behind you :-)  follow him home. already
|> you have scared the piss out of him, because he envisions you as a
|> dangerous biker type who NOW knows where he (or his girlfriend) lives.
|> 
|> if you're immature and have all night, blast by his house about every
|> 10 minutes in 2nd gear and let off a gronk from your fiamms. 
|> 
|> if you're serious about teaching this guy a lesson and have balls, get
|> the phone number (if i have to tell you how to do this, you're too
|> young to be reading this), call him up and leave a nice message on the
|> machine, something like, "hi.  this is the motorcyclist whom you
|> attempted to run down tonight.  please call my lawyer in the morning
|> at --- --- ----.  if you would like to discuss it, you can call me
|> first at my office, and i'll be happy to explain my position to you.
|> my office (i hope you work somewhere like "the canadian irs") number
|> is --- --- ----.  have a nice evening."
|> 
|> -- laurie
|> ____________________________________________________________________
|> "Never underestimate the ability of a man to underestimate the abil-
|> ity of a woman."                                   --V.I. Warshawski
|> 
|> laurie@halfdome.sf.ca.us                                   DoD #0023


	Laurie, this is brilliant!!! Real style!   Now, I DO have 
	unfeasably large testicles (aka Buster Gonad), but how do I
	get that phone number again?  

	Craig
	
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