From: rsingh@eos.ncsu.edu (Ranbir Singh)
Subject: United we stand for S. Doki..
Originator: rsingh@atlas.psrc.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: rsingh@eos.ncsu.edu (Ranbir Singh)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 01:31:19 GMT


GO DOKI.....
We're all behind you. We undersigned SINCERELY feel that there is a
feeling of hatred & animosity against Mr S. Doki by the followers of
Anti-Dokist movement have crossed all the boundaries network etiquettes
and decency. These postings against Mr Doki remind me of 1933 Germany
when a man's fundamental rights of freedom of speech & thought were
snatched by the Totalitarian regime of  Nazi Germany.

In this era of enlightenment and supposed tolerance for other human
beings, we are unfortunate to have these masses of "politically correct"
people who becauase of their utter lack of sense of humor are not 
 able to appreciate Mr Doki's literary skills [1].  Agreed that Mr
Doki's humor is way ahead of his times (not unlike D H Lawrence when he
wrote Lady Chatterely's lover) and not everyone is expected to have the
perspicacity  to comprehend it, these "luchhe lafange" need to have
respect for his rights from the first amendment. 

Considering all this unnecesary & inhuman bashing of Mr Suresh Doki we
hereby declare  the foundation of "SOCIETY FOR PREVENTION OF CRUELTY
AGAINST DOKI (SP-CAD)".
 
We exhort all like-minded, right-thinking men (and women too since Mr
Doki is tall dark & handsome ;-) [2]) to voice their support Mr Doki
THINK TANK so as to salvage his reputation & intellectual integrity
from being decimated by uncouth tartars (like Potluri, Nimmala, Deepak, 
Ravi and Venugopal). I can't describe the pain and agony we are going
through right now as we utter/type your names YUCK YUCK YUCHHHH.. 

We propose our agenda for SP-CAD

	1. A honorary doctorate should be bestowed from the highest literary
institutes of the world (Eg. the five IITs and maybe MIT : We hope this
for once &  all prove to the ignorant ones the unchallenged  supremacy
of IITs [3]).

	2. For people who belong to the upper echelons of the world community
in terms of their IQ levels, we propose the formation of alt.fan.HIGH_IQ.DOKI.

	3. Ban the likes of YUCKIES [4] (eg. Potluri, Nimmala, Deepak Ravi and
Venugopal).

	4. DOKI FOR WORLD PREMIERSHIP ( and that for once & all settles the
issue of the supremacy of Indian culture (i.e World culture for the
future) over Western decadence (i.e culture) [5].

	5. Educate the likes of YUCKIES on the philosophy, literature and
profound futuristic visions of Dokism vis-a-vis primitive thinking. 

	6. Endeavour to conduct scientific  research (on babies & desi bandhis
gettting turned on by tall dark & handsomes- WOW!!) so as to establish the
truth as scribed [1, 2] on this newsgroup by His Divine Holiness Suresh
"Omniscient, Omnipotent Omnipresent" Doki.

We hope that historians in the years to come will mark Jun-Oct 1992  as
the era of the birth of THE Renaissance of soc.culture.indian (and the
eventual upliftment of humankind) brought by His Divine Holiness Suresh
"Omniscient, Omnipotent Omnipresent" Doki.As the leaves would turn 
 pale, pages of books would curl, and lives of human being who are still
not able to understand abstract stark dark reality of BABY JOKES, one
optimistic thought, one feeling of joy and euphoria, one hope, would
still stand under the aegis of SURESH DOKI the SON OF THE GOD (offense
intended against women, christianity and you Mr. Jesus in particularly
and we hope this for once and all settle all the arguments on the best
religion of the world) [6].

So UNITED WE STAND FOR S. DOKI. Send your charity for SP-CAD to US (not
to DOKI)

with all the malice and obnoxious attitude toward you all

Ranbir Singh		IIT-D
Mohit Bhatnagar		IIT-K
Srikant Sridevan	IIT-M
P. Venkataraman		IIT-B

Albert Einstein, S. Hawkings, Ramanujam, Gyani Zail Singh, J. C. Bose,
C. V. Raman etc.  alas they were born before IITs could be established
or were born out India but we can safely assume that they would have
been from IITs if they had a choice
 
 
 
References
	[1] Baby jokes. S. Doki. soc.culture.indian. Jul 1992.
	[2] Looking for a sexy desi female. S. Doki. soc.culture.indian. Jun
1992.
	[3] IIT Bullshiting from the Ignorant ones.
	[4] Need to keep Doki & company off the net. YUCKIES.
soc.culture.indian. Oct 1992.
	[5] World Culture & Western culture. YUCKIES. Sept 1992. 

	[6] Christianity the best religon in the world.  Ed Crick. sometime in 1991