From: John_-_Winston@cup.portal.com
Newsgroups: talk.religion.newage,alt.alien.visitors,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: PG-13 UFO Report.
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 92 12:44:27 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

Subject: PG-13 UFO Report. 
  This report is rated PG-13 because it contains subjects and words unfit for 
minors and miners also. I hope I don't offend any ladies by telling about 
the following incident. This was found in an old tabloid report called 
Examiner. Here we go with the information; UFOs are from Venus and the dark 
side of the moon, according to a retired musician, television and radio 
personality. 
  And the surprising secret of their amazing origin was revealed to drummer 
Andrew P. Napoleon by a stunningly beautiful Venusian woman. 
  The drummer-who has played at top Las Vegas nightclubs-provided the Examiner 
with an exclusive series of drawings of aliens he has met with and UFOs he 
has seen. 
  The aliens are incredibly similar to earthlings in appearance. 
  "Man is destroying man and UFOs are trying to save our planet," he said 
during an interview at his home in Bayonne, New Jersey. 
  "Radiation from our deadly experiments with the atom and the hydrogen bomb 
is reaching their planet and irritating them."
  Napoleon, 66, claims dozens of contacts with visitors from the stars, and 
has mapped the flight of entire squadrons of UFOs. 
  Venusians and other extraterrestrials from the dark side of the moon who 
have contacted Napoleon, put a high value on their health, he said. And the 
Venusians are vegetarians. 
 "I have been chosen by the space people to spread the word of their coming, 
Napoleon said. 
  "They look for people in the arts to work with because we are better able to 
communicate other-worldly experinces."
  The drummer's most chilling contact with the space beings occurred in the 
late 1950s on the desert at Sunrise Mountain just outside Las Vegas where he 
was working in a club. 
  It was there at about 3 a.m., Napoleon revealed, where he was startled by 
the shocking vision of a pair of shapely feminine legs forming in the 
starlighted darkness.
  The full body of the amazing topless woman quickly materalized, and Napoleon 
was facing the sultry fivefoot siren he later learned was from the planet 
Venus.
  "She was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's saying 
something when your've been playing Las Vegas," he confided. 
  Napoleon said the men from Venus are as handsome as the women are beautiful. 
  "One of the men had milk white skin, blond hair, and was a trim six-footer," 
said the contactee. 
  "He looked like a perfect Adonis."
  Napoleon has written and illustrated his own book; Above All, and tells of 
the hundreds of spaceships crisscrossing the skies. 
  Most of them are from Venus and use the dark side of the moom as a way 
station between their home planet and Earth. 
  Incredibly, one of the UFOs he observed was a (56)-story leviathon that 
silently settled on the roof of a posh Las Vegas hotel.  
  Inhabitants of the city were not yet emotionally prepared to accept the 
reality of a UFO visit however, and unconsciously tuned out the startling 
vision. Napolean expained.
  So there you have it folks. This is me J.W talking now. Space people are 
everywhere. By careful you don't run in to one of them. BTW does anyone know 
who the person called Adonis was originally? Please let me know I'm curious. 
Just send or post your answer to Curious
Source of information: Some tabloid magazine about 3 years old, called 
Examiner..
John Winston. 
Newsgroups: talk.religion.newage,rec.music.newage