HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: moo moo moo
Date: 4 Jan 93 22:41:22 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Inc.


Gregory Edward Hans <gh26+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
> moo moo moo mooo moo moo.
> are cows your toys.
> my sister loves cows.she eats them too.
> fashionable cows.
> stuffed cows.
> singing cows.a friend of mine is now in the israeli army.he has a band
> when he is not shooting at palestinians or getting stoned.they write
> songs about cows.he said he would sooner shoot a palestinian than a cow
> because ,"arabs dont hurt the ozone layer"
> he was really more of an aquaintance.it frightens me that they could
> give him a gun.if no one used dairy cows or beef the cow would die out
> since the cow is not suited to be wild any more.


				COWS		K-MART SHOPPERS
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Could survive in the wild	no		no
Capable of coherent speech	no		no
Harmful to ozone		yes		yes
Interesting spot patterns	yes		yes
Capable of symbolic reasoning	no		no
Can be milked			yes		yes
Can scratch themselves without
	using hind legs		no		no
Copulate in open ares		yes		yes
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: barbie dolls
Date: 7 Jan 1993 03:04:18 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

the local toys'r'us has an entire aisle devoted
to the rampant proliferation of barbie dolls and
their accessories.  thousands of waspwaisted dolls,
some molded in different colors of plastic, all with 
a variety of rayon hairdos, but each and every one of 
them with heavily mascaraed eyes and glow-red collagen 
stuffed lips.

there is a vote barbie for president doll, whose dress
would make snow white's depressingly dowdy and unfluffed.
is it intended as a metaphor for the showyness needed to
gain office these days?

there is a limited edition series of barbies from around
the (eec) world, separated from the boxed rabble and kept
behind glass.  the helpful info box on the English Barbie
includes the following line:
``Although we speak English, some words are different than in America.''

there was also a bunch of teen talk barbies on display, but
none of them said ``math is hard''.  i was almost disappointed.
also seen were eco barbies (``animal lover barbie'', with little
stuffed critters by their shoulders), office-girl barbies, ethnic
barbies whose identities have a hollywood back-lot air about them.

something that barbie has become over the years is a gauge of what
middle america accepts in style and appearance.  fashion is constantly
changing and mattel must decide which of each year's fashions will make
it big in the u.s. so as to anticipate demands.  knowing this, i predict
that the summer of 1993 will see the release of the slacker barbie, with 
fishnet hose, leather jacket and miniskirt all in black, pale skin, red
dyed hair and gold loop through its cute little button nose.

i was going to predict the crash-test barbie, but little boys have been
doing that for years, usually without their sisters' permission...

AjD
no neice of
mine will ever
receive a barbie
doll from me.
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of FORTRAN")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Not Available in Stores
Date: 10 Jan 93 19:21:55 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


Rather an overstatement of the case, since you can be sure to find it a
few weeks later on Saint Mark's Place with a notch cut out of the corner.
--

   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: new!  from Mattel!
Date: 8 Jan 1993 16:57:24 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, cj@eno.esd.sgi.com.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) says:

>I was going to write one about "Crash-Test London Harrods IRA
>Bomber Kit", but good taste prevented me.  Lance wanted Crash-
>Test Jayne Mansfield*, but it was too obscure.  There were more.

 tsk, tsk, tsk,
 C J
 *NOTHING* is too obscure for t.b

rp -- * head sold separately
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: tod
Date: 5 Jan 1993 20:05:06 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <9301050744.AA02262@prg.ox.ac.uk> gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold) writes:
>                          Since the socket only smelled of bakelite, he
>tried plugging in some flex and sniffing that.  He found that electricity
>was quite painful, but smelled of burnt bork.  Now that is what I call
>real science.  

there is no
Justice
any more.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: I have learned
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 17:03:18 GMT


i have learned from an informed source that by using the warmth of
brain cells and using the aqeous humor of your eyeball for lighter
fluid, a nice set of coals can be attained within the brain, and that
it cooks a damn good pork roast. however, attempting to season the roast
will result in bbq sauce dripping into the inner cavaties in yer brain
and soon you will be wearing a three piece suit, a glazed expression,
and you will be soliciting money door to door for some 'religious'
organization.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Art imitates
Date: 7 Jan 1993 01:41:14 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1993Jan6.224626.29504@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
>
>The cafeteria gallery is still full of 4'x5' American Primitive style
>paintings of roosters by someone named "Skok."

I'm dying.  "Skok."  God.

You made that up, didn't you.  Yes.

I know your type.  I know you in your blood.  Oh yes.  You're
not getting away with this.  You'll see.

c
first we'll have to put whiskey in your coffee
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Subject: Re: Jeans
Followup-To: rec.sport.rugby
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 93 22:23:17 GMT

I

look like I'm wearing jeans

in jeans.

L.

** long live the modern form of the haiku! **
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Parson Brown
Originator: ben@ipoint
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 07:16:36 GMT

Before Xmas, Ranjit (I think) posted an analysis of the lyrics to
"Winter Wonderland".  I was explaining the analysis to my father while
visiting, just as the song began (hell, I dunno, on TV or something).
I had already explained the "when" vs. "while" bit when that part of
the song rolled around.

"See, listen," I said, as they sang: "...but you can do the job
_while_ you're in town!"

My dad just looked at me strangely.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Miracles of modern medicine
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 13:32:17 GMT
Reply-To: rmkhome!rmk@merk.com (Rick Kelly)

In article <ugstroc@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>
>In article <schnitzi.726274148@eola.cs.ucf.edu>, schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu writes:
>|Well, now I've done it.  I've gone and taken a Cepastat lozenge when my
>|throat was only a little sore.  It improved it to the point where I can now
>|speak five languages fluently.  The trouble is, I don't understand what I'm
>|saying.
>
>Yes.  I took Robitussin DM "cough suppressant & expectorant"
>yesterday, and felt exactly this way.  If only the room would
>stop swaying around like that, I thought, everything would all
>seem so clear.  
>
>And no, I didn't Robo and guzzle the whole bottle.  I took
>two teaspoons as directed.  The bottle had no warnings against
>driving while woozy.


Gone are the days of Robitussin CF.  That was a cough syrup.

And I remember the days when you could buy Terpin Hydrate with Codeine
cough syrup just by signing the book at the drug store.

Robitussin CF == Jack Daniel's

Terpin Hydrate w/codeine == Wild Turkey 101

-- 

Rick Kelly    rmkhome!rmk@merk.com    merk!rmkhome!rmk    rmk@frog.UUCP
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:44466 rec.pets:4304
From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.pets
Subject: CAtat's brains are shrinking from urban stress
Keywords: New scientific study...
Date: 12 Jan 93 17:29:15 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA

In a finding that will not surprise any dog lovers, scientists at the
University of Tennessee have discovered that the brains of cats are
shrinking. The root cause of this curious fact was directly related
to urban stress.

By producing offspring with significantly fewer brain cells, a mother
cat could support more kittens. Sounds a bit like some welfare mother
cases and neighbors calling for their mandatory sterilization...
From: rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (LCDR Michael E. Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: More things Grendel has said
Date: 11 Jan 93 14:13:24 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <1inidfINNdeg@chnews.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>In article <oTrgs*aV0@prolix.apana.org.au> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
>>Is Blair Real?
>
>No, Complex.
>
Seems more like irrational to me.
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: PEOPLE THAT TEENS SHOULDN'T BUT PROBABLY WILL ADMIRE
Date: 7 Jan 93 02:11:46 GMT
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host



tiffany
kris kros
hey, vern
weird al yankovic
pee-wee herman
nancy reagan
amy fischer
the guy from burger king
carasso

..
..
..
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I cannot post ...
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 14:29:22 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

... a proof that I can not post.

<the beatles already did this, but Popper was there before them>

Dac
--
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
                    <Using ARN on an Amiga 4000. Yay!>
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Sibyl Waugh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: observations of my fellow victims
Date: 7 Jan 93 21:45:02 GMT
Organization: International Institute of Generalists, Experts and Specialists
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

proteron hysteron
___
or perhaps: noretorp noretsyh
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: Flavour Sensation
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 00:31:00 GMT



In article <1993Jan11.010721.14211@lut.ac.uk> J.P.Knight@lut.ac.uk (Jon P. Knight) writes:

   After reading about it on t.b. a few days ago, I've just had occasion to
   try orange juice and toothpaste.  It was jolly scrummy.  I hope mr x's
   latest range of psychoactive health pills come in this flavour.


"JOLLY SCRUMMY".  This is my favorite catchphrase of the week.



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Bob
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 4 Jan 93 17:07:30 CST


In article <1i6no1INN5lh@rave.larc.nasa.gov>, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
> In article <C0947D.5G1@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
> >In <1i4j9oINNikm@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
> >>Note: This is a cultured and urbane party.  The management reserves the right
> >>to remove people who are not being cultured and urbane.  The definition of
> >>cultured and urbane is left up to the management to interpret as they see
> >>fit.  Note well that having violent sex in public places is viewed as cultured
> >>and urbane, while stealing art objects is not.  
> >
> >Oh dear.  What about having violent sex in public places with stolen art
> >objects?
> 
> Trust me, anyone that shows up at the party with Michaelangelo's David will
> be forced to return it to the Louvre.  We don't want any of that funny stuff
> going on.

Oh, I see. Sex with statuary in Dorsey's living room is "funny stuff", whereas
giving Italian national treasures to the Louvre is no big deal.

At least the Louvre has a regular schedule.

jkc (Saint *who*'s day???)
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:44316 rec.arts.startrek.current:23182
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: Re: Don't you hate it when... (was Re: DEEP SPACE 9 DRINKING GAME)
Date: 11 Jan 1993 18:35:05 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Distribution: talk
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <OSA.93Jan8144255@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>Don't you hate it when people at rec.arts.startrek.whatever get smart
>enough to edit misc.test out of their Newsgroups: line but not smart
>enough to edit talk.bizarre out as well? 

Don't you hate it when they believe in a future free
of hunger, disease, and homosexual rape perpetrated
by humans forced to live in close quarters?

				--Blair
				  "Security is more than just a red shirt."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: My few Christmas gifts worth mentioning
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 23:30:41 GMT

Thorne Kontos (kontos@clipper.ingr.com) wrote:
: 
:      It was a meager season this year, but I did get a few welcome
: oddities...
: 
:     1) 2 Ren and Stimpy bootleg episodes never before seen on the
:        tube. Yes, they are disgusting...have you buffed your pet
:        lately? (Made in L.A.-close enough to being a foreign country)

  Oddly, I saw one of these on Nick last Saturday.  I have been 
trying to boycott them since they canned Kricfalusi, but my daughter
insisted we had to watch it.  They had the Dog Show episode which I
had not seen before.  The character is named George... American.  For me,
it was the big bulldog spitting out the eyeballs that really did it.
That and, "He's the one who did it to me!  Kill him!"  "You're begging."

  I thought they claimed they fired J K because they couldn't possibly
show stuff like that?  Clearly a put-up job.
  -- Clifton

--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
Clifton Royston, Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Some lives are like that." - attributed to Mark. Gooley
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells)
Subject: biomolec creatures.
Keywords: ignore
Organization: Northeastern University
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 22:09:21 GMT

And so the glycomongers had to retreat and regroup in order to
continue their compaign to penetrate the membrane of the gray
cell. And the theatre of action had shrunk, as new hords of
T-cells were on their way... the only way out now was to try
to piggy-back on the viral vesicles waging an assault nearby...

andy wells                          
awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu     
andyphys@northeastern.edu             









































bye
From: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (Erik Radmall)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Date: 8 Jan 93 16:52:38 GMT
Reply-To: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com
Organization: Xerox Corporation

In article 996@wtcd.DaytonOH.NCR.COM, achaulk@wtcd.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Alex Chaulk) writes:
> 
>         The bagels I have for breakfast before church taste much better than
> the body of Christ.

It's all in how it's prepared. And you could try it with a little "A1" for more
zing.

> 
> Al <everyone's pal> Chaulk
From: robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Yet Again Another Short Shameful Confession
Date: 6 Jan 1993 18:48:19 GMT
Organization: Newbies Uber Alles
NNTP-Posting-Host: halcyon.aero.org

Over the summer, I was kidnapped, drugged, and brought to
Denim & Diamonds in Santa Monica, where I was taught the Two-Step,
the Electric Slide, the Tush Push, the Horseshoe, and the Cowboy Cha-Cha.

Two months ago, with the help of the Mossad, my family rescued
me. I am now receiving direct audiocortical deprogramming at the Jimi 
Hendrix Memorial Psychotropic Institute. They say in another few
months I may even be able to get these boots off.

			R.S.


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From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: CFV: alt.nuke.colorado
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 03:08:33 GMT

In article <1993Jan10.151101.1@vax1.mankato.msus.edu> skuff@vax1.mankato.msus.edu writes:
|In article <1ii23mINN2ks@news.aero.org>, robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger) writes:
|> I have no joke here, I just like the idea of Fascist Christian
|> Homophobes being reduced to high-energy plasma.

|Sounds like fun to me. Any one have some plutonium, and know how to build one? 

Why go to so much trouble? 

Just call x industries; it's an off-the-shelf item, in your choice of
yields:

	1MT	Compact tactical device; excellent for that annoying
		  armored brigade.
	5MT	Takes out a whole army, as well as anything else within
		  (classified) kilometers.
	10MT	The medium-city "special".
	20MT	For situations when there are two medium-sized cities
		  adjacent.
	50MT	Large size, for major population centers.

	(Larger devices and "enhanced" items available on
	  special request; call for quotes.)

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: asun@pathos (a sun)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: squirrels and tight-ropes
Date: 11 Jan 1993 07:12:50 GMT
Organization: Celestial Manifestations DisInc.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: asun@pathos.Berkeley.EDU
NNTP-Posting-Host: pathos.berkeley.edu


the voices scream at a constant drone, arguing about life and death
and growing old. the woman, dressed in a macrame hat, attacks the man
with dry, colorless words. replying, the man shouts point and
counterpoint with careful inflection. he is wearing a cambric shirt.
their argument continues, rising and falling with the moon.

near the window, a young girl sits. her sunflower eyes gaze upon the
sky, and her hands trace an orchestra in the air. after the day ends,
her eyes close. she dreams of silent melodies, crashing waves, and
dripping faucets.

the man and the woman progress little in their debate. small errors in
protocol rise up to impede their journey. they get trapped into
discussing the weather until the night fades away.

a young woman reclines in an old rocking chair, hands at her side and
face down. her dress, once starched, has wilted to a yellowed beauty.
twitching its tail, a small squirrel perches at the windowsill. it
berates the sleeping figures until it grows bored. the young woman
looks up to see it dash up a pole and across a wire, scaring doves
from their rest. her expression turns from startled to sublime. 

she is a young girl again with eyes that catch the sun. the boy next
door waits for her. in his hands are a bright red ball, three
feathers, and an olive branch.


-----
a sun
(nothing without something)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana)
Subject: Art imitates 
Organization: NCAR/UCAR
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 22:46:26 GMT

NCAR has two "art galleries", one near the library and one in the
cafeteria.  Last month, the library gallery had some really bad
new-agey stuff with medicine wheels and feathers and wolves and
bears and alien-looking creatures dancing in rings.  This month,
it is obviously a new year, with new people on the art-selection
board, because the library gallery is full of these weird painted
boxes with paint-splattered cut-outs in geometric shapes, illuminated
by neon tubes inside the boxes and little incandescent bulbs behind
the shapes, some of which are on all the time, and others which go
on when a button on the case is pressed.  I got the price list from
the front desk.  I've only got to figure out how many I'll get, and
where I'll put them.

The cafeteria gallery is still full of 4'x5' American Primitive style
paintings of roosters by someone named "Skok."

-- 
/\    "I'm only a human girl person.  I ain't always perfect."--Rambling Rose
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
      \______________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: Cats That Eat Paint
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 20:02:24 GMT

In article <16B4D1B4.AVERNON1@ua1vm.ua.edu> AVERNON1@ua1vm.ua.edu (Hurricane Andrew) writes:
>In article <1iapl5INNhe7@news.aero.org>
>robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger) writes:
> 
>>My cat, Buck, is Professor Emeritus of Ornithology at a major University.
>>He does quite well, thank you......
> 
>Cool. My cat is a consultant to the Clinton Transition Team. In her spare time
>after organizing the President-Elect's move, she spends a lot of time with
>Socks in Chelsea's bedroom.
> 


	Folks, I see the beginnings of another "Help getting XMS mailer
	running on my Gameboy" thread here.  Beat the rush, killfile it now.


-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com	emrys@cellar.org
"You can tell he's doing well by the look in inhuman eyes,
	Better not compromise -
		It won't be easy!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: tniet@engr.UVic.CA (Taco  Niet)
Subject: Re: A thought...
Reply-To: tniet@engr.UVic.CA
Organization: University of Victoria, Victoria, BC, Canada
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 93 03:56:35 GMT


Wow someone on this newsgroup had a thought.  I thought that was something 
people reading this newsgroup were not supposed to do.



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Subject: Re: snow, snow, and more snow
Originator: pv@gagme
Keywords: snow
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 01:42:07 GMT

Kevin Schnitzius writes:
>I was going to make some sarcastic remark about how nice it is living 
>living in Florida and all but I realized that would be cruel.
>
Fuck you very much. Here in Chicago, it is snowing like certain 
certain scenes in "Scarface." Er, you know what I mean. Or rather you
don't damn it, you live in the stinking tropics! Arrrghhh! PV

P.S. Cabin fever, get it? [wink wink nudge nudge]
-- 
Paul Vader            systems analyst, hell's cavenewt, rollerblader,
pv@gagme.chi.il.us    FOAF, smartass liberal democrat
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Picasso-puss)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: More things Grendel has said
Distribution: world
Date: 6 Jan 93 21:31:39 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

"I will NOT buy anything that I cannot DROP."

Annie
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...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net

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