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Rick Jones <albert@crick.ssctr.bcm.tmc.edu> writes:

> It's a helmet, called the Schrodinger Shifter,
> which generates an electron mutator field over
> the wearer.  It looks like Hagar the Horrible's
> hat, viking style, with horns.

Nifty.  Definitely *weird*.  The little side effects make it truly
sound like the work of a mad scientist.

> Wanted:Schroedinger's Cat.  Dead or Alive.  $10,000 Reward.

Of course, one thoery says that quantum indeterminacy collapses in
the presence of a sentient observer.  This means that the naturally
intelligent cat will determine *himself* whether he lives or dies.

The solution?  Simple.  From your resident Germanophile comes a brand
new, fool-proof quantum Gedanken experiment:

                    Schroedinger's COCKERSPANIEL!

Heh, heh.

CJW

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==  Colin J. Wynne                      wynne.c@fs.science.wlu.edu  ==
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|  Hell:     A place where the British are the cooks, the French are |
|             the engineers, and the German are the policemen.       |
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