HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: fletch@excalibur.gatech.edu (Mike Fletcher)
Subject: Re: The alt.fan.lemurs Reader Poll!
Organization: Hair Club for Lemurs
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 21:32:11 GMT
X-Posted-From: excalibur.gatech.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

** On 28 Jan 93 20:08:45 GMT, jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (Joel Furr) said:

  >> 1) What is your full name?
	John Michael Fletcher
  >> 2) Where do you live?
	Atlanta, Ga.  Quite a ways from Madagascar.
  >> 3) What do you do for a living?
	Go to school and/or sit around answering peoples computer
questions.
  >> 4) How long have you been reading alt.fan.lemurs?
	What time is it?
  >> 5) What made you start reading alt.fan.lemurs?
	Any group with the word 'lemur' has to be worth reading.
  >> 6) Do lemurs bang on your bedroom windows at night?
	Not that I've noticed.  Although, it could explain the smudgy
little paw prints on the window. . .
  >> 7) Do you ever have trouble with lemurs swinging on your kitchen lights or
  >> staying up all night to watch movies on your VCR?
	Not really, my kitchen lights aren't swingable.
  >> 8) Would you have any ethical or moral problems with spending 10% of your
  >> monthly income to keep your local lemurs happy and content?
	Woudln't get them many twinkies.
  >> 9) Have you ever given a lemur access to your computer or to your Internet
  >> accounts?  If so, what happened?
	No, but maybe if one asked really nice.
  >> 10) Do you let lemurs use your credit cards?
	Couldn't get far on it.
  >> 11) What lemur-related question would you like to pose for the rest of the
  >> readership of alt.fan.lemurs to answer?
	How many readers have a lemur tie?  Have you had positive
reaction from any lemurs who've seen you wear it?
--
Fletch                             "Love is a snowmobile racing across the
fletch@excalibur.gatech.edu         tundra and then suddenly it flips over, 
30293 GT Station, Atlanta Ga 30332  pinning you underneath.  At night, the
853-0825 (w)    319-8183 (h)        ice weasels come." -- Nietzsche
From: jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (Joel Furr)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs
Subject: How Much Wood Could A Lemur Chuck...
Date: 28 Jan 93 09:19:28 GMT
Organization: Virginia Center for Lemur Fandom, Blacksburg, Virginia, USA (subscribe to alt.fan.lemurs TODAY)

The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> Oh Oracle most wise, whose Twinkies never decompose,
> 
> How much would could a lemur chuck if a lemur could chuck wood?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} > 
} > The Usenet Oracle requires an answer to this question!
} > 
} > > Oh Oracle most wise, whose Twinkies never decompose,
} > > 
} > > How much would could a lemur chuck if a lemur could chuck wood?
} 
}   Oh misguided supplicant...  Firstly, NO ONE's Twinkies ever decompose.
}   Twinkies have a shelf life longer than that of even Velveeta (The
}   Cheese That Cannot Die).  Secondly I have never met the lemur, or
}   any other creature, that could LIFT, much less CHUCK (as you so
}   eloquently put it) "would".  "Would" doesn't even have form in your
}   universe.
} 
} You owe the Oracle a well thumb copy of Webster's Riverside Dictionary.
From: bole@hmivax.humgen.upenn.edu (Greg Bole)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs
Subject: Re: Ode
Date: 26 Jan 93 22:56:31 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: HHMI/Human Genetics, Univ of Pa.

In article <1993Jan26.174740.23692@novell.com>, mlinda@va.novell.com 
(M'Linda Taylor) writes:

> Well, I'm bummed.
Don't be my dear...
 
> The "Ode To Furry Things" article expired before I
> could save it.  I mailed the author (a very gifted
> artist) who didn't save it herself.
 
> Could some one PLEASE re-post or email it to me?
It is my pleasure...

Once again bask in the glory of this thoughtful yet powerful Ode:


From: ac@cheshire.oxy.edu (Aileen Cho)

In honor of my favorite lemur at the LA zoo,

Hiccup my way, oh ragged-hide lemur
Show me your ring-tail, you suntanning dreamer
Your owlish visage full of Satre-esque woe
Is cuter than many a primate I know
Curl on your perch as I murmur good night,
Sleep well, and don't let the zookeeper bite

ac.    too bad lemurs can't read.

Greg "The flunk is human; to frink, devine" Bole
Xref: sparky alt.fan.lemurs:394 rec.humor.oracle.d:700
From: nvonstein@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs,rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Bill Marcum's Question!
Date: 25 Jan 93 15:55:44 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University

In article <C1E0sM.58x@polaris.async.vt.edu>, jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (Joel Furr) writes:
> In article <C1DoAM.LDo@world.std.com> bmarcum@world.std.com (Bill Marcum) writes:
>>How much wood would a lemur chuck if a lemur could chuck wood?
> 
> Answers?  Post your creative Lemur-oriented Oracularity answers in
> response to this question!

A lemur would not chuck wood - even if he could.
He's sit and frink & sit and frink
And let the woodchuck chuck the wood.

--frink--

Nancy

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From: jfurr@nyx.cs.du.edu (Joel Furr)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs,rec.music.misc,rec.music.afro-latin,rec.music.dementia,rec.music.funky,rec.music.newage,rec.music.video,rec.music.christian,talk.politics.animals
Subject: Heather Akin's question -- please answer!
Date: 21 Jan 93 20:40:48 GMT
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.

In article <C17wK5.1BG@willamette.edu> hakin@willamette.edu (Heather L. Akin) writes:
>	What kind of music do lemurs prefer?  I haven't been able to
>appease them with mine so far...
Xref: sparky alt.fan.lemurs:390 sci.bio:4976 talk.politics.animals:11595
From: jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (Joel Furr)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs,sci.bio,talk.politics.animals
Subject: Jonathan Mark's Question
Date: 25 Jan 93 02:17:43 GMT
Organization: Virginia Center for Lemur Fandom, Blacksburg, Virginia, USA (subscribe to alt.fan.lemurs TODAY)

In article <1993Jan22.073533.5728@microsoft.com> jonm@microsoft.com (Jonathan Mark) writes:
>	can a human distinguish male from female lemurs, or do you have
>	to be a lemur yourself?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs,rec.org.mensa,sci.logic,rec.puzzles
From: brownea@cc.uvcc.edu
Subject: Re: Aaron Johnson's question -- for YOU to answer!
Organization: Utah Valley Community College
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 17:06:38 GMT

In article <C13HG2.789@polaris.async.vt.edu>, jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (Joel Furr) writes:
> In article <18JAN199315300510@rigel.tamu.edu> afj9838@rigel.tamu.edu (JOHNSON, AARON FLEMING) writes:
>>If the following statement is true, and the preceding statement is false; 
>>what's the answer?
	You haven't let the cat out of the box yet.	:=)
	Earl
From: daniel@polaris.async.vt.edu (Daniel Pawtowski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs
Subject: Free Animation for humans and lemurs
Date: 27 Jan 93 18:05:37 GMT
Distribution: all
Organization: Escape from Blacksburg, VA


Well now, Joel has been bugging me for weeks now to post something to
alt.fan.lemurs (I was one of the ones "present" on a local BBS when
he first "discovered" this subject- it's a _long_ story).  
He also likes to tell me how lemurs love to watch Japanese Animation 
because of all the big eyes.  Well, since it seems that all is fair
in net.war, here is an announcement that should attract lemurs from
all over the country:



On the weekend of Febuary 20, 1993, the Animation Society of Virginia
Tech, VTAS, will present AnimeFest X.  This will be a 30-hour, weekend long
FREE Anime showing on the campus of Virginia Tech university.
All programs will be shown on the giant projection TV in the 
Hancock Hall auditorium, complete with 900 watts of sound.
  Virginia Tech is located in Blacksburg, Virginia (like you couldn't
guess from the name), about 30 miles southwest of Roanoke along I-81.              

  While the schedule has not yet been set, we can promise a wide variety of
subbtitled and English material.  The prime feature will be the British 
claymation film "Truckers", based on the Terry Pratchett novel of the 
same name (also the author of the "Diskworld" series, and "The Color of
Magic").  We are quite certain that this film has never before been shown
in the United States, so it promises to be quite a premire!
  Other Animation films (mostly Japanese in origin)lineup include 
the Ranma movie (subtitled in English), Women Warriors Effi and Jiri 
(also subtitled), Samauri Pizza Cats (English), Mamono Hunter Yohko 
(subtitled), Supernatural Beast City (subbed), the completed Aeon Flux #1, 
and The Wind is Called Amnesia (subtitled).

For more information, send email to VTAS@vtcc1.cc.vt.edu, or snailmail
to VTAS, P.O. Box 10143, Blacksburg, VA, 24062-0413, or log on to the 
VTCOSY conferencing BBS (telent to vtcbx.cc.vt.edu to reach the 
VT CBX network, then type CALL VTCOSY).  A complete schedule 
for AnimeFest X will be posted when available.

We are sorry, but VTAS will NOT be providing Twinkies or Big K Grape soda
for any lemurs who might attend.  Additionally, the Hancock 100 auditorium
is equipped with conventional built-in lighting, there are no kitchen lights
to swing from.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs,rec.music.misc,rec.music.afro-latin,rec.music.dementia,rec.music.funky,rec.music.newage,rec.music.video,rec.music.christian,talk.politics.animals
From: elana@agora.rain.com (Elana Beach)
Subject: Re: Heather Akin's question -- please answer!
Organization: Open Communications Forum
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 02:09:15 GMT

>In article <C17wK5.1BG@willamette.edu> hakin@willamette.edu (Heather L. Akin) writes:
>	What kind of music do lemurs prefer?  I haven't been able to
>appease them with mine so far...

The answer is...
Kerry Lemur, of course!  =8)

-Elana

Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs
From: hakin@willamette.edu (Heather L. Akin)
Subject: Re: The alt.fan.lemurs Reader Poll
Organization: Willamette University, Salem OR
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 18:55:16 GMT

In article <C13IyL.7FL@polaris.async.vt.edu> jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (Joel Furr) writes:

>1) What is your full name?
Heather Akin

>2) Where do you live?
Salem, OR. or Battle Ground, WA.

>3) What do you do for a living?
Give lots of money to Willamette University for the privilege of reading
this newsgroup...

>4) How long have you been reading alt.fan.lemurs?
Since its creation...

>5) What made you start reading alt.fan.lemurs?
I love the way they look... they are soooo cute. 

>5) Do lemurs bang on your bedroom windows at night?
Now that I have changed dorms and login from my room, they have found me.

>6) Do you ever have trouble with lemurs swinging on your kitchen lights or
>staying up all night to watch movies on your VCR?
No as I do not possess either a kitchen or a VCR.

>7) Would you have any ethical or moral problems with spending 10% of your
>monthly income to keep your local lemurs happy and content?
What monthly income????

>8) Have you ever given a lemur access to your computer or to your Internet
>accounts?  If so, what happened?
I don't know... perhaps...  It could explain a few
bizarre  .,jdlkaj;lkah;oiavyb[zsihn/alkmn;lkjhb;akj
Well, you see what happened.  They love to play with the keyboard...

>9) Do you let lemurs use your credit cards?
I don't have any of those either, although they have chewed up my ID card.

>10) What lemur-related question would you like to pose for the rest of the
>readership of alt.fan.lemurs to answer?
	What kind of music do lemurs prefer?  I haven't been able to
appease them with mine so far...

Xref: sparky alt.fan.lemurs:412 rec.humor.d:2992 alt.fan.furry:2824 sci.misc:2072
From: jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (Joel Furr)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs,rec.humor.d,alt.fan.furry,sci.misc
Subject: The meaning of "frink"
Keywords: frink ptang cheep whooooooo
Date: 28 Jan 93 19:25:39 GMT
Organization: Virginia Center for Lemur Fandom, Blacksburg, Virginia, USA (subscribe to alt.fan.lemurs TODAY)

What kinds of sounds do lemurs make?

Words known to be found in the Lemur lexicon include "ptang," "frink,"
"cheep," and "whooooooo".  The meaning of these words is said to vary
based on the motion of the eyes at the time a given phrase is said.

Further information is reported by G. Shapiro:

   "Let me summarize the current understanding of lemur linguistics, as
   reported in the Journal of Irreproducible Results.

   frink (adj) - very appealing, sexually

   frink (noun) - a National Geographic photographer.

   [NOTE: The dual usage of frink stems from a confusion in lemur society.
   The primary determinant of sexual appeal in lemurs is size of the eyes.
   Lemurs confused the telephoto lenses of NG photographers as huge, and
   hence very appealing, eyes.]

   ptang (verb) - to have sex with another species. Has a positive
   connotation when the other species is also primate.  More akin to the
   English 'bestiality' when the other species is non-primate.

   cheep, cheep, cheep (noun) - particularly satisfactory sexual experi-
   ence.

   So let us use this knowledge to translate the following lemur dialogue:

   1st Lemur: PTANG FRINK FRINK

   2nd Lemur: cheep, cheep, cheep.

   Translation:

   1st Lemur: I heard you had sex with that hot-looking NG photographer.

   2nd Lemur: Yes. It was great."

Shapiro's report cannot be accepted as absolute fact as lemurs have been
known to use "ptang" and "frink" for many other situations besides those
involving sex.  Hence the theory that eye motions play a large role in
determining what a Lemur means at any given time.
From: dpawtows@vtssi.vt.edu (Daniel Pawtowski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs
Subject: Free Animation Films for Humans and Lemurs
Date: 27 Jan 1993 02:23:01 -0600
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu


Well now, Joel has been bugging me for weeks now to post something to
alt.fan.lemurs (I was one of the ones "present" on a local BBS when
he first "discovered" this subject- it's a _long_ story).  
He also likes to tell me how lemurs love to watch Japanese Animation 
because of all the big eyes.  Well, since it seems that all is fair
in net.war, here is an announcement that should attract lemurs from
all over the country:



On the weekend of Febuary 20, 1993, the Animation Society of Virginia
Tech, VTAS, will present AnimeFest X.  This will be a 30-hour, weekend long
FREE Anime showing on the campus of Virginia Tech university.
All programs will be shown on the giant projection TV in the 
Hancock Hall auditorium, complete with 900 watts of sound.
  Virginia Tech is located in Blacksburg, Virginia (like you couldn't
guess from the name), about 30 miles southwest of Roanoke along I-81.              

  While the schedule has not yet been set, we can promise a wide variety of
subbtitled and English material.  The prime feature will be the British 
claymation film "Truckers", based on the Terry Pratchett novel of the 
same name (also the author of the "Diskworld" series, and "The Color of
Magic").  We are quite certain that this film has never before been shown
in the United States, so it promises to be quite a premire!
  Other Animation films (mostly Japanese in origin)lineup include 
the Ranma movie (subtitled in English), Women Warriors Effi and Jiri 
(also subtitled), Samauri Pizza Cats (English), Mamono Hunter Yohko 
(subtitled), Supernatural Beast City (subbed), the completed Aeon Flux #1, 
and The Wind is Called Amnesia (subtitled).

For more information, send email to VTAS@vtcc1.cc.vt.edu, or snailmail
to VTAS, P.O. Box 10143, Blacksburg, VA, 24062-0413, or log on to the 
VTCOSY conferencing BBS (telent to vtcbx.cc.vt.edu to reach the 
VT CBX network, then type CALL VTCOSY).  A complete schedule 
for AnimeFest X will be posted when available.

We are sorry, but VTAS will NOT be providing Twinkies or Big K Grape soda
for any lemurs who might attend.  Additionally, the Hancock 100 auditorium
is equipped with conventional built-in lighting, there are no kitchen lights
to swing from.

Xref: sparky alt.fan.lemurs:389 comp.os.ms-windows.advocacy:3999
From: jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (Joel Furr)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs,comp.os.ms-windows.advocacy
Subject: Lemurs and Windows (tm)
Date: 25 Jan 93 02:16:29 GMT
Organization: Virginia Center for Lemur Fandom, Blacksburg, Virginia, USA (subscribe to alt.fan.lemurs TODAY)

In article <1993Jan22.073533.5728@microsoft.com> jonm@microsoft.com (Jonathan Mark) writes:
>>3) What do you do for a living?
>	write software for writing software for Windows NT

Oh?  Do you know Harry "Lee" Hart?  He's a big lemur fan... goes way back.
Some of the first Lemurs to hit the USA were friends of his... and if
memory serves, he's working on Windows NT as well, out in Washington.  I
have a theory that Lemurs were responsible for an awful lot of Windows'
idiosyncrasies... they think differently than we do.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs
From: mlinda@va.novell.com (M'Linda Taylor)
Subject: Ode
Reply-To: mlinda@va.novell.com (M'Linda Taylor)
Organization: Novell, Inc., Austin, TX.
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 17:47:40 GMT

Well, I'm bummed.

The "Ode To Furry Things" article expired before I
could save it.  I mailed the author (a very gifted
artist) who didn't save it herself.

Could some one PLEASE re-post or email it to me?

I am new to the group so forgive me if this is a
FAQ, but could someone give me a rough translation
of "frink".  I'm thinking it's more of a general
comment and not really a thing.  Perhaps a reflective
statement made by a thoughtful Lemur contemplating live
and lower life forms that lack fur.  %>

M'Linda


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Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs
From: jonm@microsoft.com (Jonathan Mark)
Subject: Re: The alt.fan.lemurs Reader Poll
Date: 22 Jan 93 07:35:33 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corporation

In article <C0o5r7.CHA@polaris.async.vt.edu> jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (J. Furr) writes:
>1) What is your full name?
	Jonathan H. Mark
>2) Where do you live?
	Seattle, Washington, USA, not very near Madagascar
>3) What do you do for a living?
	write software for writing software for Windows NT
>4) How long have you been reading alt.fan.lemurs?
	11 minutes
>5) What made you start reading alt.fan.lemurs?
	Douglas Adams turned me on to the philosophical possibilities
	of lemurs -- then Scientific American closed the deal
>5) Do lemurs bang on your bedroom windows at night?
	is that who that was
>6) Do you ever have trouble with lemurs swinging on your kitchen lights or
>staying up all night to watch movies on your VCR?
	no
>7) Would you have any ethical or moral problems with spending 10% of your
>monthly income to keep your local lemurs happy and content?
	ethical yes, moral no (or possibly vice versa)
>8) Have you ever given a lemur access to your computer or to your Internet
>accounts?  If so, what happened?
	yes; it screeched and bit me
>9) Do you let lemurs use your credit cards?
	yes; I have no control over whether they do or not
>10) What lemur-related question would you like to pose for the rest of the
>readership of alt.fan.lemurs to answer?
	can a human distinguish male from female lemurs, or do you have
	to be a lemur yourself?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs,comp.os.ms-windows.advocacy
From: vkochend@nyx.cs.du.edu (Vance Kochenderfer)
Subject: Re: Lemurs and Windows (tm)
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 23:40:43 GMT

In article <C1E0zI.5CA@polaris.async.vt.edu> jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (Joel Furr) writes:
>In article <1993Jan22.073533.5728@microsoft.com> jonm@microsoft.com (Jonathan Mark) writes:
>>>3) What do you do for a living?
>>	write software for writing software for Windows NT
>
>Oh?  Do you know Harry "Lee" Hart?  He's a big lemur fan... goes way back.
>Some of the first Lemurs to hit the USA were friends of his... and if
>memory serves, he's working on Windows NT as well, out in Washington.  I

You might have noticed him.  He has a tendency to set himself on fire.

Vance "Only you can prevent self-immolation" Kochenderfer
Virginia Tech                     |   "Trust me, I know what I'm doing"
vkochend@nyx.cs.du.edu            |                     -Sledge Hammer
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs
From: bmarcum@world.std.com (Bill Marcum)
Subject: Re: The alt.fan.lemurs Reader Poll
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 21:42:21 GMT

>
>1) What is your full name?
Bill Marcum
>2) Where do you live?
In a house
>3) What do you do for a living?
As little as possible
>4) How long have you been reading alt.fan.lemurs?
Since it started
>5) What made you start reading alt.fan.lemurs?
Nobody made me do it.  I chose to.
>5.1) Do lemurs bang on your bedroom windows at night?
No, but my cat does, and sometimes the lemurs bang on the cat.
>6) Do you ever have trouble with lemurs swinging on your kitchen lights or
>staying up all night to watch movies on your VCR?
I do all that myself, and it really annoys the lemurs.
>7) Would you have any ethical or moral problems with spending 10% of your
>monthly income to keep your local lemurs happy and content?
I'm already spending 110% of my income just to keep me happy.
>8) Have you ever given a lemur access to your computer or to your Internet
>accounts?  If so, what happened?
They posted logical, well-written, on-topic messages, which were
immediately recognized as forgeries.
>9) Do you let lemurs use your credit cards?
See question #7.  I might be better off if I gave my credit cards to lemurs,
but it's not worth the risk.
>10) What lemur-related question would you like to pose for the rest of the
>readership of alt.fan.lemurs to answer?
How much wood would a lemur chuck if a lemur could chuck wood?

Bill Marcum  bmarcum@world.std.com
From: jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (Joel Furr)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs
Subject: Do Lemurs Bang On Your Windows At Night?
Date: 28 Jan 93 17:52:21 GMT
Organization: Virginia Center for Lemur Fandom, Blacksburg, Virginia, USA (subscribe to alt.fan.lemurs TODAY)

The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> Oh most powerful and omniscient Oracle, please tell me:
> 
> Do lemurs bang on your bedroom windows at night?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

}      The Oracle considers your question in all possible contexts, languages
} interpretations and reaches this conclusion:
} 
}      'Not if your bedroom is off the ground floor of a building and there
}       are no trees around'
} 
} 	 You owe the Oracle some cut price lemur proof double glazing.
Xref: sparky alt.fan.lemurs:392 rec.arts.poems:13981 alt.fan.furry:2795
From: jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (Joel Furr)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs,rec.arts.poems,alt.fan.furry
Subject: Re: Ah, lemurs
Date: 25 Jan 93 02:24:18 GMT
Organization: Virginia Center for Lemur Fandom, Blacksburg, Virginia, USA (subscribe to alt.fan.lemurs TODAY)

In article <930121195216.2041b9d1@FNAL.FNAL.GOV> MORROW@FNAL.FNAL.GOV (Greg Morrow) writes:
>	Lemur in summer
>	Trailing Twinkies through the trees
>	Suddenly, a "Frink!"

*applause*

I'm truly touched.  The beauty of this poem brought tears to my eyes.
From: MORROW@FNAL.FNAL.GOV (Greg Morrow)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs
Subject: Ah, lemurs
Date: 21 Jan 1993 19:52:14 -0600
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu



	Lemur in summer
	Trailing Twinkies through the trees
	Suddenly, a "Frink!"



--
"I have a new philosophy.  I'm only going to dread one day at a time."
--Charles Schultz
  
elmo (morrow@physics.rice.edu,morrow@fnal.fnal.gov)
Newsgroups: alt.lycra,alt.fan.lemurs