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From: hermit@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Ron O\'Dell)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: curses!
Date: 28 Jul 1992 02:00:50 GMT
Organization: The Pen
Distribution: scs
Reply-To: keeper@deeptht.armory.com
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In article <1992Jul27.083257.16225@ctr.columbia.edu> daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow) writes:
>> "Danny John-Jules is currently appearing in `Carmen Jones' at the Old Vic."
>Hey! What's wrong with that? Shouldn't it be in the FAQ, anyway?

Pff! very funny.

Never have I heard the same exact voiceover on a weekly BBC series for
six straight episodes!  (Mind you, my experience in watching BBC Television
is rather limited, out here in California.)

Oh, here's something I neglected to put in my original article.
A lot of people were complaining that the laughter in the fifth series
was somehow very bad.  I did not find it overwhelming at all.  It seemed
a bit unmuffled, like it was recorded better, but otherwise it seemed fine.

Rimmer's first few lines in the first episode (Holoship) sounded like they
were high-pass filtered, or perhaps even re-recorded.

To people in the States:  The public station here just mentioned something
about having a Red Dwarf marathon in an upcoming pledge drive (I wasn't
paying attention until `Red Dwarf' was said, so the date of the drive was
not registered in my memory).  They've already aired the fourth series,
so perhaps this will be the fifth...?  If this is the case, then the fifth
series will indeed be available earlier than the fourth was.  I'll receive
the August schedule from them sometime this week; if the drive is in August,
then I'll see exactly what they'll be showing.

"...you'll be compelled to have sex with beautiful women, twice daily,
 on demand.  Now; am I the only one here who finds that just a little bit
 tacky?"

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--- keeper@deeptht.armory.com (Ron O'Dell)   Do >not< mail hermit!
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Organization: University of Maine System
Date: Tuesday, 28 Jul 1992 00:55:29 EDT
From: <UMASP@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: PBS TV Pledge Drives.
 <1992Jul24.092829.17230@cs.hw.ac.uk> <1992Jul25.011808.26496@u.washington.edu>

In my area, after finding out that 70 percent of the public funding
came from Dr. Who fans, the local PBS station stopped running the series.
I can only assume they found some logic in this.
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From: hthomas@ph.tn.tudelft.nl (Henry Thomas)
Subject: Re: Speaking of gaffes in `Meltdown'...
Reply-To: Henry Thomas <hthomas@ph.tn.tudelft.nl>
Organization: INRIA (fr), TU DELFT (nl)
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 13:58:51 GMT

Godfrey de Shipbrook <jlee@smylex.UUCP> writes:

> In article <1992Jul30.101749.25878@cs.hw.ac.uk>, neilp@cs.hw.ac.uk (Neil Postlethwaite) writes:
> > 
> > One massive gaffe is in RD IV/6: 'Meltdown' where Rimmer, the hologram, is
> > seen physically riding a motorbike on the battlefield.
> 
> What I'd like to know is, how did Holly get into the motorbike?  I
> thought she was light-years away on Red Dwarf...  (Unless perhaps she
> has a link through Rimmer's lightbee?)


Consistency is *not* the the main feature of Red Dwarf. In fact, I
like it partly for that: the authors just care about funny plot. Good.

				Henry.

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From: neilp@cs.hw.ac.uk (Neil Postlethwaite)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: Red Dwarf Novels, a 3rd one?
Date: 25 Jul 92 15:43:08 GMT
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Heriot-Watt University, Scotland

In article <1992Jul22.192525.27394@u.washington.edu> lkayne@hardy.u.washington.edu writes:
>
>I was wondering about the possible existence of a 3rd Red Dwarf
>novel.  Being a fan here in the United States, the show is easy to get
>hold of (a local British TV fan club & later on PBS), but the novels
>are unavailable here.

Nothing so far. The third novel is a rumour, rather than an established fact.
Both the other 2 sold well, so Grant/Naylor would be nuts not to do the
third one.

The 2 existing books ARE available in the states, just not widely.

Try a good bookshop. From the FAQ

--
        The two books are published by Penguin Books.  The ISBN of 
        "IWCD" is 0-14-012437-3.  "BTL"'s ISBN is 0-14-012438-1.
        The books will reportedly be widely available in the U.S.
        sometime in August. 
         
        A third novel is rumored to be in the works.
--

Neil


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From: hermit@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Ron O\'Dell)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: Red Dwarf on YTV in Canada
Date: 26 Jul 1992 02:02:25 GMT
Organization: The Pen
Distribution: alt
Reply-To: keeper@deeptht.armory.com
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In article <1992Jul24.060943.27099@regina.cs.uregina.ca> hamelu@hercules.uregina.ca (Jeff Hameluck) writes:
>the photographs and steals Hitler's bag, while Lister is on the podium beside
>Hitler, Lister said something which YTV bleeped out.  What was it?  Anyone

"Don't listen to him -- he's a nutter.  Plus, he's only got one testicle!"

(not entirely sure about the first sentence, but somehow I don't think that's
 the bit they bleeped out)

I suppose they'll cut a lot out of RD5-1 "Holoship"; or just not show it
at all, like RD3-3 "Polymorph."

But I dunno ... did they cut out much from RD2-6 "Parallel Universe"?
Actually, all that really was said there was "made love," which certainly
isn't the same as a regulation to have "constant, guilt-free sex" ...

-- 
--- keeper@deeptht.armory.com (Ron O'Dell)   Do >not< mail hermit!
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
From: fong_jh@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Julian H Fong)
Subject: Re: Red Dwarf on YTV in Canada 
Organization: HAC - Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore
Distribution: alt
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 19:30:12 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.060943.27099@regina.cs.uregina.ca> hamelu@hercules.uregina.ca (Jeff Hameluck) writes:
>
>Someone just mentioned the fact the YTV also censors Red Dwarf.  I've noticed
>this too and I want to see what terrible things are said on Red Dwarf :)
>
>In the episode (I don't know what number or the title) where Kryten is
>developing pictures and they come to life, the episode with Koo Stark and
>the Tension Sheet.  Anyway  on YTV when Lister visits Hitler through one of
>the photographs and steals Hitler's bag, while Lister is on the podium beside
>Hitler, Lister said something which YTV bleeped out.  What was it?  Anyone
>remember or know?
>
>This is the state of Canadian Television :)
>
>Jeff Hameluck
>University of Regina
>Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada

	I believe Lister says something along the lines of "Don't listen to
him!  He's a total nutter!  And he's only got one testicle!"
-- 
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     |____|____   this moment in time." -- Zaphod Beeblebrox
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From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: On the Comedy Channel...
Date: 28 Jul 92 17:19:31 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

During one of their standup shows, Hilly was there doing several minutes
worth.

Fairly amusing.  And she really talks like that.

--f2
----------------------------
  No that's _my_ fantasy
  --Cat to Rimmer, better than life

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From: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: Questions (No Vindaloo, please; I'm driving)
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 12:58:13 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <399-JNEWS-2.1@smylex.UUCP>, Jeff Lee <jlee@smylex.UUCP> writes:
> In article <395-JNEWS-2.1@smylex.UUCP>, Jeff Lee <jlee@smylex.UUCP> writes:
> > 
> > Here now, one doesn't have to be in the UK for vindaloo and bog rolls
>                                                               ^^^^^^^^^
> Yeah, yeah.  Open mouth insert foot.
> 
> However, in my own defence, the vindaloos that I've had WERE served with
> some sort of bready thing (sort of like a spongy pita cut into wedges)
> which I didn't know the name of; and when the original poster said that
> `bog rolls' were served with vindaloos, I naturally assumed that that was
> what they were called.
> 
> So what *are* those bready things served with vindaloo called?
> 
> +------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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> |       Per pale azure and argent, a clarion counterchanged or and gules |
> +------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>       "Of course!  Lager!  The only thing that can kill a vindaloo!"

Nan bread, which can also be used... no I don't think I will.

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
From: SCHWARTZ_VICTOR (Victor Schwartz)
Subject: Re: T-shirts
Reply-To: SCHWARTZ_VICTOR (Victor Schwartz)
Organization: Tandem Computers Incorporated
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 00:43:28 GMT

I just returned from a holiday in England, where I observed that the "Our 
Price" record stores (which are EVERYWHERE) are featuring about 3 or 4 
varieties of "Red Dwarf 5" T-Shirts for 10 pounds each.  (That's just under 
$20 at current exchange rates.)

So contact a UK member of alt.tv.red-dwarf and see if (s)he is willing to go 
shopping for you.

Good Luck,

Victor Schwartz

_____________________________________________

Schwartz_Victor@Tandem.com or (408) 285-3180 or FAX: 285-4324

    >(')___,
       (___)  Why a Duck?
         ""

Victor Schwartz
From: "dale clayton" <dale.clayton@canrem.com>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: rd demo for amiga
Date: 30 Jul 92 14:48:37 EST
Reply-To: "dale clayton" <dale.clayton@canrem.com>
Distribution: alt
Organization: Canada Remote Systems

Crystal wrote:
--------------
-> Someone in the Amiga newsgroups seems to think that there is some Red
-> Dwarf stuff (compressed) for the Amiga. Does anyone know of it?
-------------------------------------------------------------------

 The only files I've seen pertaining to RD is two sound files of the
pesty Toaster asking, "I only want to know one thing. Would anyone like
some toast?"
 I haven't seen any other files upload to my BBS, save the two
mentioned. I'll keep an eye out for more that come in and post the info
here.

Regards,
Dale Clayton
-----------------------
dale.clayton@canrem.com

Amiga!
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
From: SMC@LIVERPOOL.AC.UK
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: sci fi tv  trivia
Date: 24 Jul 92 20:33:52 GMT
Organization: University of Liverpool


In article <1992Jul17.195619.24796@constellation.ecn.uoknor.edu>,
greg@gallifrey.ucs.uoknor.edu (Greg Trotter) says:
>
>
>Obviosly, major topics like Dr. Who, HHGTTG, Blake's 7 and Red Dwarf will
>be addressed, but I'm also looking for info on others -- such as Tripods
>and The Tomorrow People.
>                                - greg

The *Tomorrow* people..... now I vaguely remember that.  But all I remember
is a bloke with BIG hair.  What else happened?  I think I was really only
interested in play school, crackerjack and shitty blue peter on BBC1,
I must have been under 10 years old!  The Tomorrow People was a kiddies
programme on ITV, wasn't it?  Was it on after magpie or something?

There will never ever be another series of Dr Who now will there?  Has
that been decided now?  Oh well.  Do you think the BBC will rerun the
bit with Tom Baker?

Anyway, don't forget to tune your videos in to Mad Max 3 tomorrow (and I
thought the british tv heirarchy would be too confused by mad max to screen
it.  Maybe they were swayed by tina in ripped chainmail.)

What does HHGTTG stand for?

I wanted to send this to another sci fi group, but I couldn't find
the one I was looking for (is there a sci fi tv group too?).
Anyway, maybe I should say something about red dwarf if that's the group
this is going too.  Ok, its dead good.  (There, learned you a bit of
scouse there, too.)  Bye for now.  Sonia, Liverpool.
From: tlouie@athena.mit.edu (Tom Louie)
Subject: Re: Questions (No Vindaloo, please; I'm driving)
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 15:48:09 GMT

In article <1992Jul28.141441.13285@ctr.columbia.edu> daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow) writes:
>In article <1992Jul28.133212.9116@news.media.mit.edu>, tsmaster@media.mit.edu (David LeCompte) writes:
>> Ok, I won't ask where it's showing in Gorst, I won't ask what a
>> vindaloo is, and I won't ask why that guy with the sharp teeth is
>> around if Dave is the last human being alive.
[Much stuff "quoted from Dave's article that Dan uselessly quoted" deleted]

Perhaps someone can inform this non-Brit about Lister's accent.  What is it?

Tom "Smehh Heeeahhh" Louie
From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: RD books in the US!
Date: 24 Jul 92 12:34:45 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

In article 28412@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU, gousha@cory.Berkeley.EDU (Charles Gousha) writes:
>When I checked my local bookstore the other day for possible copies of the
>RD books, the guy said no (and knew what they were - what a great bookstore),
>BUT! said that a US distributor was picking them up for the States next
>month!  He didn't recall any other details beyond that.
>
>can anyone verify this?
>

Yes.  Penguin lists "Red Dwarf" in their latest catalog (no subtitle,
so I don't know if it's one of the two mentioned earlier, a combination,
or something new).  Release is in late August.

Most chains should be able to special order this book, since Penguin is
a major publisher.  In any event, where would you look for it?  If I
recall, it's being listed as SF!

--f2

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  All in all, I'd rather be in Philadelphia
  --W.C. Fields epitaph
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
From: kludge@shelley.u.washington.edu (Eric A. Moon)
Subject: Re: Speaking of gaffes in `Meltdown'...
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 17:21:24 GMT

In article <401-JNEWS-2.1@smylex.UUCP> Godfrey de Shipbrook <jlee@smylex.UUCP> writes:
>In article <1992Jul30.101749.25878@cs.hw.ac.uk>, neilp@cs.hw.ac.uk (Neil Postlethwaite) writes:
>> 
>> One massive gaffe is in RD IV/6: 'Meltdown' where Rimmer, the hologram, is
>> seen physically riding a motorbike on the battlefield.
>
>What I'd like to know is, how did Holly get into the motorbike?  I
>thought she was light-years away on Red Dwarf...  (Unless perhaps she
>has a link through Rimmer's lightbee?)
>

  Well, there has to be a link from Holly to the lightbee - Rimmer's still on
that little disk, right?  Remember, Holly came with them in "Backwards," as
well (in Kryten's watch, I think... then again, maybe it was Rimmer's...)
  And I'd just assumed the motorbike was part of the hologram, too.

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From: lis@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (Elisabeth Riba)
Subject: Re: RD books in the US!
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 10:42:28 GMT

Well, I found the first RD book on the shelves of Wordsworth in
Cambridge, Massachusetts.  [I didn't even have to request it--it was
already in stock.]  
I haven't looked for the second book, yet, but at least the first is
available in the US.

-- 
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"I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman."  Dan Quayle
Quick!  Notify DC.  I think it's time for another 900 number poll.
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
From: neilg@fraser.sfu.ca (Neil K. Guy)
Subject: Re: curses! ALSO Craig Charles/Robert Llywellyn Interview.
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 23:19:34 GMT

neilp@cs.hw.ac.uk (Neil Postlethwaite) writes:

>Basically all the new info that I gleaned was that it only takes 6 weeks to
>shoot a series (I demand more Red Dwarf/year then !!). Also one of the
>foundations that Red Dwarf is built on is that Aliens *do not exist*
>(pisser for Rimmer eh !!. Now where DID that whole bog roll go then ?).

 It may take six weeks to shoot an episode, but did they say how long
it takes to put together all the cheesy special effects? And what's
this about "Red (continuity? What's that?) Dwarf" foundations? Didn't
know it had any...

 - Neil K. (n_k_guy@sfu.ca)
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: Questions (No Vindaloo, please; I'm driving)
Date: 31 Jul 92 00:23:15 GMT
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <CAH.92Jul29190445@flopsy.bham.ac.uk>, cah@cs.bham.ac.uk (Ceri Hopkins) writes:
>>>>>> On 29 Jul 92 15:26:30 GMT, tiller@quattro.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Mike Tiller) said:
> 
> Mike> (Trust me...my girlfriend is Indian and she has no knowledge of this
> Mike> discussion, but she assures me that a bog roll is DEFINITELY a roll
> Mike> of toilet paper to any Indian)
> 
> So you fell for the wind-up just enough to have to ask for
> confirmation, eh?
> 
> Go on, call me a smeghead..

You're a smeghead
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: curses!
Date: 27 Jul 92 12:25:26 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <14svl3INNt7q@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> keeper@deeptht.armory.com writes:
>
>In article <1992Jul24.125446.89509@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au> che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
>
> (Stuff deleted)
>
>Not really RD related, but when did the BBC2 logo change from the red, white
>and blue "TWO" to that spacy "2"? and why does "888" appear on the top right?
>

The BBC spent lots of money to improve their image. The change in 'station
ID' screen was one of the ways they did it.

888 is the BBC's ceefax subtitles page. I don't know if you get Teletext
services in Australia.

-- 
|       Andy Cannon         | Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston,       |
|  Misplaced Yorkshireman   | lausajne estas rano en mia bideo.   |
|    Spider Systems Ltd     |                                     |
|   andrewc@spider.co.uk    |    1972 RD250 - "The Squealer"      |
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
From: tiller@quattro.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Mike Tiller)
Subject: Re: Questions (No Vindaloo, please; I'm driving)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 15:26:30 GMT

In article <1992Jul29.085326.8698@dxcern.cern.ch>, djcam@dxcern.cern.ch (Douglas Cameron) writes:
|> In article <535.1103.uupcb@satalink.com> joe.siegler@satalink.com (Joe Siegler) writes:
|> >To: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk
|> >
|> >DN|  > 2)       What is a "bog roll"?
|> >
|> >DN|  Now here *is* a question I can answer. A "bog roll" is an Indian
|> >DN|  speciality often served with a Vindaloo. It is a sort of spicey
|> >DN|  meat filled pastry roll, rather similar to a Samosa. Next time you
|> >
|> >I always interpreted "Bog Roll" in this context to be a roll of
|> >toilet paper.   To me, the joke about "We used up a whole bog
|> >roll in a..." smacked to me of being toilet paper.
|> >                                                                                          
|> No, sorry.  It's definitely an item you can find in any quality Indian
|> restaurant.  It's usually smeared with a very distinctively flavoured
|> paste/sauce which is generally brown, but the sauce's exact ingredients vary.
|> I've also purchased some "bog rolls" at a supermarket, but they came without
|> sauce, and I had to provide my own.
|> 
|> Hope this helps.

True, a bog roll usually is smeared with a paste which is generally
brown, but IT IS DEFINITELY TOILET PAPER.  The last response seemingly
supporting the notion that a bog roll is an Indian dish is actually
supporting the position that it is toilet paper (just very slyly).

Do Not...I repeat *do not* request a bog roll on the side at your
favorite Indian Restaurant.

(Trust me...my girlfriend is Indian and she has no knowledge of this
discussion, but she assures me that a bog roll is DEFINITELY a roll
of toilet paper to any Indian)

Michael Tiller
University of Illinois
Urbana-Champaign
From: matt@castle.ed.ac.uk (M P Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: Questions (No Vindaloo, please; I'm driving)
Date: 29 Jul 92 09:00:38 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <155cb5INNdn9@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> keeper@deeptht.armory.com writes:
>>2)	What is a "bog roll"?
>A roll of toilet paper, obviously.  If you want to hear the most references
>to the toilet in a single scene, pay attention to the opening scene of
>RD5-4 "Quarantine."  (By the way, people in the UK: How do you spell that
>which sounds like `karzee'?  I hear the word in several programmes, but never
>have sussed out precisely where it comes from.)
>
The word kahzi is a slang word from the days of the British Raj in
India, as is say 'a cup of cha' or 'cha-wallah'.

	Matt
	Business Studies
	University of Edinburgh
From: cah@cs.bham.ac.uk (Ceri Hopkins)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: Questions (No Vindaloo, please; I'm driving)
Date: 29 Jul 92 19:04:45 GMT
	<Bs5pK7.569@news.cso.uiuc.edu>
Organization: School of Computer Science, University of Birmingham, UK

>>>>> On 29 Jul 92 15:26:30 GMT, tiller@quattro.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Mike Tiller) said:

Mike> (Trust me...my girlfriend is Indian and she has no knowledge of this
Mike> discussion, but she assures me that a bog roll is DEFINITELY a roll
Mike> of toilet paper to any Indian)

So you fell for the wind-up just enough to have to ask for
confirmation, eh?

Go on, call me a smeghead..

Ceri
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