From: lightnin@banzai.WPI.EDU (Reality's Comic Relief)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: none
Date: 16 Dec 92 22:40:54
Organization: DeityCo: Major and Minor Deities Placement Agency
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In-reply-to: petitc@vccnw04.its.rpi.edu's message of Thu, 17 Dec 1992 01:24:14 GMT

>>>>> On Thu, 17 Dec 1992 01:24:14 GMT, petitc@vccnw04.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) said:

P> charles@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Charles Jacob Cohen) writes:

>In article <-=m2!cl@rpi.edu> plutnj@aix.rpi.edu (James Matthew Plutnicki) writes:
>>>>>>>>	[ Attributions deleted to save space--you know you you are, anyway. ]
>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>|> |> >>>>=> who are you?
>>>>>>>>> >>|> |> >>>>I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
>>>>>>>>> >>|> |> >>>So I'm Captain Jean-Luc Piccard
>>>>>>>>> >>|> |> >>>"Lt. Worf take this 'Bart Simpson' to the brig"
>>>>>>>>> >>|> |> >>OK, I'm Riker: "What the hell's going on over there?!"
>>>>>>>>> >>|> |> >What the heck, I'm Troi:  "I sense great sarcasm..."
>>>>>>>>> >>|> |> Q: "Hello, Jean-Luc, how'd you like my 'Bart Simpson'?"
>>>>>>>>> >>|> Wesley: "Gee, Captain Picard, I just figured out a way to get rid of Q forever..."
>>>>>>>>> >>Worf: "Growl! Captain, that is not honorable. If Wesley gets to get rid of Q, 
>>>>>>>>> >>I get to get rid of Wesley!  I asked first - you remember? 
>>>>>>>>> >>Back in the first season?"
>>>>>>>>> >Troi:  Oh please, Worf.  You couldn't shoot the broad side of a Ferrengi, let
>>>>>>>>> >alone beat up Wesley....
>>>>>>>>> O'Brian: "That does it, I am beaming you all into space and appointing myself
>>>>>>>>> Captain Miles..."
>>>>>>>>Geordie:  Enough!  I'm transferring all Warp, Impulse, APR,
>>>>>>>>and life support power into the holodeck for my new
>>>>>>>>"Wild Wanda and her Wanton Whips" program.  The rest of
>>>>>>>>you can suck cold vacuum.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Barkley: "Hey I helped program that, can I come in too????"
>>>>>>Wesley:  Hey! I programmed Wanda's Whips---you know, just the way you like it?
>>>>> Troi:  Geordie, your Star Fleet Battles training is showing.   I also sense
>>>>> great perversions....
>>>>	"Oh, boy..."
>>>Troi:  I sense a great mind.  A mind from the past.  Someone who as lived
>>>many lives, leaping from one to another....I also sense cigar smoke...
>>>
>>"I sense a small explosive that is tuned to detonate the next time Troi says '
>>I sense...'"  (Cheers are heard from the audience)
>Troi:  I sense great stupidity.   
P> [We hear squealing sounds of a dying bomb---the bad joke killed it]

I love it when a plan comes together.

-lightnin
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 ________________________ "'Excuse me, Leftenant,' his second-in-command said, 
/_______________________() joining the conversation, 'are you saying that the
| _______________________  aliens possession of weapons and uniforms is a sign
| | |___________________() of intelligence ... or their specific choice of Ori
| |/_____________________  as a target?'
|_______________________()'Both,' the leftenant retorted heatedly."
                                        - Robert Asprin, _Phule's Company_
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