HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rejected Greek Myths
Date: 17 Aug 1992 03:00:25 GMT
Organization: Rice University

The Seven Odors of Hercules
Zeus Gets Drunk And Knocks Up Some Valkyries
The Jersiad: The Siege of Hoboken
Achilles and the Magic Catheter
It Came From Lesbos
Odysseus in the Land of the Spam-Eaters
Theseus Gets Lost
Jason and the Hoffa-nauts
The Legend of the Heffalump
Medea Gets Gastritis

-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill

			
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: short drug-free confession
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 09:47:40 GMT



the people i know who are the most insistent 
that i try whatever their favorite drug is are 
the same people who complain the most bitterly 
when anybody tries to tell THEM what THEY 
should do.

***

last week, someone tried to convince me for the
fourth or fifth time that it's not POSSIBLE for
pot smoke to give me asthma attacks, because 
pot is an anti-asthmatic.  so i told him that
i would try it, if he would try something that
i suggested.  but for some reason he didn't want
to inhale the entire contents of a used vacuum
cleaner bag.

my favorite part is when there are coins in the
bag, and you get one lodged in your septum.  i
gotcher dime bag right here, buddy.

***

my younger brother and i are still the only people
i know of who have not tried any illegal substances.
considering that i am acquainted with several thousand
people at a bare minimum, i wonder if i should let the
government know that the war on drugs isn't working?

m

relax.  it's just another lifestyle choice.
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: four words: contrapposto, punkabilly, kilderkin, furbelow
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 17:00:59 GMT

<slap>

Bad Morrisa!  No biscuit!

Not allowed to steal my four-words, not before I've used them.  (Yes, I know
Blair did once, but I'd already rejected "Wavey Davey's gaping bunghole", so
he was welcome to it.)

Since you insist, I'll give you your own assignment.

Your words are: Satellite Good Colon Smile
You must use the same characters you did in the story you just wrote...

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey, Page of Newts)
Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
"There's too many clues in this room."  Gordon Lightfoot
Current Album--Bill Cosby:For Adults Only
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Conversation
Date: 15 Aug 92 14:24:06 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Aug14.210613.3691@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>, aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
> [From Christopher Williams, who gave me
> 
> JUICER
> KITTY
> CARASSOESQUE
> BIPEDAL
> 
> which for some reason inspired a mostly pointless story entirely in dialogue.]
> 
> 
> "Hi!"
> 
> "Hi, Shan!  We were beginning to wonder if you were coming at all."
> 
> "Hi, Hildric.  What >is< that?"
> 

I hate it when people say Hi.

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: ICE-T
Summary: Illness forced me to watch Current Affairs shows.
Keywords: Rap, Crap, Strap, Pap(smear)
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 06:24:51 GMT

heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8)) heard:

>The Bad news: Ice-T starts his Australian tour tomorrow
>
>The Good news: He is not coming(t) to Tasmania.
>
>Unfortuntely illness forced me last night to watch an interview with Ice-T
>on "A Current Affair". Questioned about his "song" "Cop Killer"...
>
>Jana: Your style has been classed as "second-rate music", if you didn't have
>      these foul lyrics it would never sell.
>
>Ice-T: Saying that is like saying that Rembrandt would never sell a painting
>       if he didn't draw nudes.
>
>Why do I still feel just as ill today?

If he was a N American indian, and with any luck, he might be found in 
Alaska one morning drowned in his own Iced-Teepee.

Where ya bin haven't heard much lately. 'Home home on the range ....falling 
of heards....'

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Fun things to do around campus
Date: 13 Aug 1992 22:09:35 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu

In article <1992Aug13.145625.8255@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>Am I the only person to find it incredible that anyone would want
>to go on a sightseeing tour around USC's campus?
>There must be some really dumb/bored people in California.

Yeah, some dumb limeys who think they're going to get accepted into USC.

5150
"UUUUUuu.... Ssssssss.... C!"  - the Yellfish
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Boom Boom
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 01:59:58 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Aug21.013547.15538@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:
>
>I just saw a commercial for "Rap Musk."  I sat on the edge of my seat
>waiting for the Energizer Rabbit to make an appearance.
>
>I'm still waiting.


Yeah, I saw this.  I heard it from the next room and thought they were saying
"Rat Musk".

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Republicans are like gooey mushballs
Followup-To: alt.politics.gooley,alt.sex.carasso,alt.test
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 17:07:43 GMT


I had one of those gooey mushballs, once, man, and boy, were they tasty
especially when eaten in conjunction with the mushball goo, man, a sauce
made up of lsd,sugar, and lots and lots of tabsaco sauce.

yummy yummy yummy
cum in my tummy

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: A BAD CASE OF RICTUS HEP
Organization: Intentional damage
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 19:52:29 GMT

In article <3514@atlas.tegra.COM> vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>
>Is there any known cure?

No.  You'll simply have to throw it out and buy a new case. Next
time, keep it in a dark, cool place.

AjD
overstating the obvious.
From: gj@comlab.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Libra Verdi
Summary: Yn wir, yn wir y dwedaf i chwi: y mae gennyf lyfrau lawer.
Date: 18 Aug 92 15:37:23 GMT
Organization: Maxwell Memorial Mounds of Missing Moolah and Purloined Pensions
X-Current-CD: Soll mich lieben wer will, Ina Deter

(  I wish I could organize my own personal library by the Library
 ) of Congress system.  It would be so definitive.  I would never
(  have to reorganize, like I did recently.  Well, I had to unpack
 ) all of my books, so I thought I might as well reorganize them.

You just aren't burdened down with enough books yet.  The /only/ way for a real
retentive to organise a `personal' library is by size -- each book carefully
stuffed into the only remaining space of that size available anywhere in the  /
office/flat/attic.  Shelves propped up on Blair's cinderblocks.  And books.  /
Believe me on this one.  (I'm moving next week...)                          / g
From: rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Oh, the irony of it all
Date: 16 Aug 1992 15:33:07 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu


  If you translate my last name into Italian, you get "Casanova"


5150
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.german,misc.test,rec.humor
From: gschenk@video.rogers.com (Gerry Schenk)
Subject: Re: GERMAN CLASS
Organization: Rogers Video, Richmond, BC, Canada
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 22:28:37 GMT

David,

The biggest RACIST and BIGOT is none other than YOURSELF!!!!!!  Have you
ever been to one of these countries?  What do you base your information
on?  Is there some type of message that you are trying to get accross,
other than the obvious one, that your a COMPLETE IDIOT.  Wake up!!!
If you want to make inflamatory or BIGOTTED statements, then put your
head in your toilet and tell someone who cares.  DON'T WAIST bandwidth,
telling the world of how much a complete and total JERK you are.  No one
wants to know.
 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.german
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: WITZBOLDE
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 04:52:30 GMT


In a previous article, schraudo@cs.ucsd.edu (Nici Schraudolph) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>Carasso,........ 
>"psychopathic"...........

 schraudo@cs.ucsd.edu -- anagram (@=a)
***************************************
  Carasso: "Chu cuds, Dude!!!"
***************************************

 
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Re: It's True
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 13 AUG 92 12:34:06    

In article <MJD.92Aug12232255@saul.cis.upenn.edu>, mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Tar") writes...

>Warning: Not original; I got this from ``Why You Can't Make a Computer
>that Feels Pain'' from _Brainstorms_, by Daniel Dennett:

[Stuff about surgery being perform while patient is paralized by 
curare deleted for brevity.]

When I was in 9th grade I broke my arm.  My parents took me to an 
emergency room in a Green Bay hospital.  The doctor came into the ER 
after I had been waiting for 20 minutes or so and started yanking on 
my arm.  He braced himself against the chair I was sitting on, put one 
arm against my shoulder and pulled and twisted with all his strength.

Obviously, this hurt a little.  I almost passed out from the pain but I 
didn't say anything or even cry out.  When he stopped he put a cast on 
and finally went over to a counter to fill out some paper work.  My 
mother said to the nurse "He must have been setting his arm, huh?"  
The nurse said "Oh, no.  If he had been setting his arm we would have 
given him an anastetic (sp?)."

The doctor looked over at us sharply and said "He didn't get an 
anastetic?!"

Absolutely true story.  

John "And I didn't even have a bullet to bite on or a shot of wiskey" Heim
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Thomas Pynchon's Little Brother")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What we need
Date: 18 Aug 92 21:05:55 GMT
	<4771@balrog.ctron.com>
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: mattb@ctron.com's message of 18 Aug 92 20:06:12 GMT

In article <4771@balrog.ctron.com> mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
>   What a masterpiece response!

Yes, the use-mention distinction in action, you filthy little brownnoser.

>   You should write manpages for fun and profit.

I DO write man pages for fun and for profit.  :-)

>   Too bad it won't have the intended effect on either of us 

That's OK.  Those damn faces used to annoy me, but now I'll never be able
to see one without chuckling.  For example:

In article <kai02302920718084021@depeche.toppoint.de>, kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt) writes:
} } Ummmm. *innocent look* Why do you think we're takling about YOU?
} 
} No, we would never do something like this.
} Hallo Martin, glaubst Du, dass CLARE vielleicht MAD werden koennte,
} wenn sie diesen NONSENSE hier verstehen koennte. Aber ein paar HUGS
} werden ihr nicht schaden, RIGHT? :-)
} 
} } }perhaps I'll have to get my german physicst down from upstairs to
} } }translate for me.
} } 
} } No, waaaiiit! Don't! I's not worth disturbing him (well, perhaps, you've
} } allways wanted some reason to ask him to come down - never mind). :-)
} 
} Yes, That's definitely NOT necessary. And don't meet him. _Every_ men
} speaking German is not the right one for you. I believe you won't have
} problems finding someone who is not speaking German. :-)

Thanks Matt for this wonderful opportunity!!!  :-) :-) :-)
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: PLEASE WRITE :-)
Date: 19 Aug 92 21:44:38 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

IN ALT.PERSONALS root@ab.wvnet.edu writes:
)Hi
)
)I'm Nancy....I've posted here before and received several messages...
)needless to say it was practically impossible to answer them all....
)However.....I'm looking for some more e-mail friends to help pass the
)time......
)Here's a bit about me.....I'm 21 ...I have hazel eyes and reddish brown
)hair.....I'm 5'5 and 1/2.....I was recently engaged....(Not any more
)thank goodness).......if you want to know anything else....WRITE!
)Oh....I live in West Virginia......
)Thanks in advance....
)Nancy


GYPSY!  Long time no hear.

-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:26239 alt.flame:12120
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Compulsive Reader")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Date: 16 Aug 92 21:04:13 GMT
	<MJD.92Aug14114918@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
	<1992Aug15.150859.8296@vax.oxford.ac.uk>
Followup-To: alt.flame
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk's message of 15 Aug 92 14:08:59 GMT

In article <1992Aug15.150859.8296@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>   What is moderate?

`moderate' is exactly the amount that a yammering snotparcel named Jason
Reese would be able to use his brain before dropping dead of exhaustion.

--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gbloom@nyx.cs.du.edu (Gregory Bloom)
Subject: Re: 200 words
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 92 01:24:39 GMT

In article <8012@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
>"What's happening?" I ask, shielding my eyes.  "A man, a
>plan, a transformation, Elohimes!" she responds.  Her voice
>shakes the room, threatening to tear the racks of collector
>thimbles off the very walls.  (In the background, the
>Beatles sing, "...you don't look different, but you have
>changed...")  It is now 3:14.
>
>She sees my confusion and tries to help.  "A maze," she
>explains, "A puzzle, amazement.  A jigsaw spider."  At 3:57
>she hands me the card of the hanged man.  "Eat it," she
>commands.  "I must be inside you."
>
>The automatic coffee maker (whose clock reads a flashing
>12:00) erupts.

Descent through nested groups.  The Mormon Choirmaster
raises his baton expectantly.  "You see it's a spy-ay-ay
slpits my buns..." warbles the Kenner Close-And-Play.
An afterimage of the infant Mary's first milk-tooth
stains the retina of all present.  4:44.

A web of strings, poised delicately to project a soft
womb embrace, catches the eye of the lead Mezzo-Soprano.
A moment of hesitation - all is lost.  A soured similac
smell derails the focus.

I blink.  She stares twin steel rails into my hippocampus.
"The 4:51 express is now boarding."  Click-click-click.
One diagonal antispin transform and we're antislice.
From: dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: best phrase of the day
Date: 19 Aug 92 22:04:44 GMT

At the business of writing a functional requirements document. Best
wording so far:

   Software developed in an environment actively hostile to the
   programmer costs what the selectors of such an environment
   deserve to pay.

May be freely reused by others whom their employer is asking to cobble
code on a prospective pile of brasura.

Kent, the man from xanth.
But probably best addressed as dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil, until I get my
office machine with the "xanthian@atcf_dev" account onto the net,
whenever.
--
Counted up this morning, I'm currently programming daily in at least a
dozen different big and little programming languages, yet folks scoff
when I tell them I've learned over five dozen in the last 31 years. Go
figure. Life is bizarre, the net is ordinary in comparision, though
Gypsy's cleavage is great both here, at X industries, and in the real
world. This should be cherished and repeated often as one of a limited
set of "choice-of-reality"-independent truths, the highest truths of
all.

"I've got acres of tits" "Gypsy" Meredith.
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Tactical nuclear weapon wanted
Keywords: Target: Republican National Convention
Date: 20 Aug 92 02:13:25 GMT
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Distribution: na
Organization: Columbia University

In article <4697@news.duke.edu> eyc@acpub.duke.edu (EMIL CHUCK) writes:
>kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos) writes:
>:
>:                President Quayle...President Quayle
>
>On the other hand you can also say to yourself ...
>
>	Justice Cuomo ... Justice Cuomo ... Justice Cuomo ...
>(I could say First Gentleman Clinton ... First Gentleman Clinton...
>but that would be "negative" or "sleazy.")

Justice Thomas...Justice Thomas...

at least Cuomo has the ability to think independently instead
of voting along with Scalia the Antichrist all the time.

I still think President Quayle strikes terror into more hearts
than anything you could propose.



--
But this is.
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Data Maker")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rejected Game Shows
Date: 20 Aug 92 05:44:51 GMT
Followup-To: alt.pedophilia
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu's message of 20 Aug 92 04:27:19 GMT

In article <Bt9LpK.L7w@rice.edu> andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg) writes:
>   Stump the Pedophile

Ah, old Stump.  I wonder where he is today?
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Subject: Re: Anagram
Organization: Architecture & Software Technology Group, Intel, Santa Clara CA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 00:53:19 GMT

mathew (mathew@mantis.co.uk) wrote:

> Mark-Jason Dominus
> 
> Amorous DJ kinsman

	No he's not.  A kinsman, I mean.


> Unmask a jism donor
> Moron kid jams anus

	But I do kind of like these ones.


--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
OSWALD - I didn't come here to shoot the President!
BOOTH  - He didn't come here to get shot...
                                         --from "Assassins" by Stephen Sondheim
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep with the Republicans in Houston
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 92 05:34:39 GMT


In a previous article, bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>``Sure, Mrs. Quayle looks good in a bikini, but she's got way too many
>teeth.''

 bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com -- anagram (@=a)
*******************************************
   Sarcaso: Butter'd Clam Lord!
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-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 04:30:20 GMT


In a previous article, rcoursey@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Robert Leon Coursey) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
>Ok...for the last time...
>Elvis is dead! He has been for a LONG time now. Let him rest in pieces.

 rcoursey@ringer.cs.utsa.edu -- anagram (@=a)
***********************************************
  GURU DENIES CURE: "TRY CARASSO????????"
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-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.elvis.sighting
From: ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz)
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 01:35:20 GMT

>>     So what's so great about Elvis?  I know there are lots of Elvis fan out
>
>Well, he did an awful lot for the GNP.
>

Obviously GNP must stand for Grocery NewsPapers.
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Tar")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Anagram
Date: 12 Aug 92 15:05:45 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
X-Mane: Judas as Mormon Kin


Ranjit and I discovered yesterday, to our great disappointment, that my
name contains no `T', and so there are no anagrams of my name that refer
to Nostradamus.
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: mulvihil@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Lawrence Mulvihill)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Offer to shave their legs for them.
Date: 17 Aug 92 19:52:59 GMT
Reply-To: mulvihil@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Lawrence Mulvihill)
Organization: Carderock Division, NSWC, Bethesda, MD

In talk.bizarre, gj@comlab.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold) writes:
>  Why doesn't life come with subtitles?

And appropriated background music!
>
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: best phrase of the day
Date: 19 Aug 92 23:45:52 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA


In article <9208192205.AA00228@helium>, dolan@noarlw.UUCP writes:
|May be freely reused by others whom their employer is asking to cobble
|code on a prospective pile of brasura.

Thank you, Kent.  I have a new sig quote.

---
cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com      C J Silverio/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720
"Software developed in an environment actively hostile to the 
programmer costs what the selectors of such an environment
deserve to pay." --Kent Paul Dolan
From: magidj@cellbio.duke.edu (Jonathan Magid)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: RICTUS HEP GETS CAUGHT IN THE RAIN
Date: 14 Aug 92 02:36:29 GMT
Organization: Duke University Medical Center, Dept. of Cell Biology


"Strange, It doesn't *look* golden."

-- 
Jonathan Magid     magidj@marimba.cellbio.duke.edu 
Virtual pizza Delivery (tm)::faxed in 30 cycles or less or you get it
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From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Re: SSC
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 13 AUG 92 08:26:38    

In article <1992Aug12.143314.25719@pt.com>, beb@pt.com (Bruce Buck) writes...

>In article <1992Aug7.212011.7664@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
>>I always get Dag Hammarskjold and Thor Heyerdahl mixed up.
>>
>Geez, what a coincidence.
>For me it's Trygvie Lie and Ngyuen van Thieu.

I always get Aaron Humphrey and Rob Dobson mixed up.

John G. Heim                                 Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu

"If there's something wrong with the computer, it's sophisticated diagnostics 
will notify you of the situation by assuming an appearance that, for the most
part, is dark and lifeless." - The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific