HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kenm@array.com (Ken Murphy)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: One of those poeple...
Date: 22 Jul 92 18:38:50 GMT
Organization: Array Microsystems, Colorado Springs, CO. USA

mfriedma@uucp (Michael Friedman) writes:
: In article <g714992.0@pro-haven.cts.com> hman@pro-haven.cts.com (Heath Allyn) writes:
: >In <1992Jul6.192735.18123@news.cs.brandeis.edu>
: >chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
: 
: >% In article <1992Jul6.152856.5592@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com>, johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com ("Johnson") writes:
: >% >In article <1992Jul5.133959.4937@cs.tulane.edu>, jimmc@pops.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (James M. McDyer) writes:
: 
: >% >=)I'm one of those poeple my momma told my sister not to go out with...
: 
: >% >That shouldn't bother you--unless, of course, you're from the South...
: 
: 
: >I live in texas and wish for everyone to know that while there are many
: >bass-ackwards country redneck hick idiots, overall there are just as many
: >normal people, freaks, geeks, studs, babes, etc. as anywhere else.
: 
: >just as I'm sure that not
: >everyone in New York are rude cold people who say "HEY YOU'S GUYS, WHATCHU
: >LOOKIN' AT?" etc. 
: 
: Damn right asshole.  I'm from New York, and let me tell you, we don't
: ever say "HEY YOU'S GUY, WATCHU LOOKIN' AT?".
: 
: We say "Hey, mother fucker!  You lookin' at me mother fucker?  You got
: some kind of fuckin' problem or somethin' asshole?  Well?  You gonna
: answer me or not mother fucker?  You want to be wearing your gut on
: the outside mother fucker?  Well?  Well?".
: 
: Just so we have that straight, mother fucker.

At which point the Texan and his long range dog (you know the one, bark here
bite there) reply as he chambers a live round...
"Yes, as a matter of fact Mr. Target, I was looking at you."

MerfMan

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: lsh1@Ra.MsState.Edu (Shane Hebert)
Subject: Re: MESSAGE FOR WOMEN
Organization: Mississippi State University
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 13:16:18 GMT

890232a@dragon.acadiau.ca (Steve Astels) writes:

>iqr0028@disc.dla.mil (Robin Szwec) writes:



>>A WOMAN IS OFTEN MEASURED by the things she cannot control.  She is measured
>>by the way her body curves or doesn't curve, by where she is flat or straight
>>or round.  She is measured by 36-24-36 and inches and ages and numbers, by all
>>the outer things that don't ever add up to who she is on the inside, and
>>so if a woman is to be measured, let her be measured by the things she can
>>control, by who she is and who she is trying to become, because as every
>>woman knows, measurements are only statistics, and STATISTICS LIE.

>I agree totally.  A woman should be measured by how easily she puts out.

>-- Steve
	I am assuming you should have put several :)s around this....


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From: jdare@math.rutgers.edu (James Dare)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: JOKES MAILING LIST
Summary: Re: jokes mailing list
Date: 26 Jul 92 19:02:53 GMT
Article-I.D.: math.Jul.26.15.02.53.1992.11436
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <1992Jul22.224047.1@cc.curtin.edu.au>, sbuttswor@cc.curtin.edu.au writes:
> In article <22537@oasys.dt.navy.mil>, valdesus@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Joseph Valdesuso) writes:
> > Could you also add me?
> > 
> > Thanks
> > -Joe
> 
> And myself thanks.
> Trevor                         sphillips10@cc.curtin.edu.au


Please add me, as well.

Jim                              jdare@math.rutgers.edu
From: DCS4@psuvm.psu.edu (Dave Shaffer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Need joke about gardening, plants, etc.
Date: 28 Jul 92 19:05:48 GMT
Organization: Penn State University

Hi folks! Please E-mail any jokes you might know that have
to do with gardening, growing plants, etc.

I was invited to attend a "Master Gardener" banquet this
Friday evening, and I'd like to have a couple jokes that
would be appropriate for the group.

If the joke you've heard is dirty, maybe I could modify it
a bit to make it acceptable for a dinner crowd!

Thanks in advance for any help you might have to offer.  - Dave
From: srd@ukc.ac.uk (S.R.Davies)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: More acronyms
Date: 30 Jul 92 13:15:51 GMT
Reply-To: srd@ukc.ac.uk (S.R.Davies)
Organization: Computing Lab, University of Kent at Canterbury, UK.

In article <1992Jul27.105809.31088@bas-a.bcc.ac.uk> ccaajmg@ucl.ac.uk (John Gallinari) writes:
>How about,
>	COCOA  The Campaign to Outlaw Contrived & Outrageous Acronyms. 
>

     Or how about the Campaign for the Repudiation of Acronymic Practices ?

 Regards, Steve.
From: dtyler%jt_home.uucp@amber.athena.lkg.dec.com (David Tyler)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Joke
Summary: Lady Joke
Keywords: Lady Joke
Date: 26 Jul 92 18:53:12 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Totally Disorganized..


   This lady puts an ad in a weekly newspaper, she wants a man who; won't
   beat her, won't run away, and is sexualy active. One week later, a man
   rings the door bell, and she answers the door. The man has no arms or
   legs. The man says, "I am here to answer your ad." The lady said,"O.K."
   The man says,"I have no arms so I cannot beat you." She says "I can see
   that." The man says," I have no legs, I cannot run away." She says "I
   can see that too, but I don't get how you are sexualy active," The man
   says " How do you think I rang the doorbell?" 

DONE BY GARTH THOMPSOn(i am not the system user)
From: efindler@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Edward Findler)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Baby Joke
Date: 30 Jul 92 16:36:00 GMT
Reply-To: efindler@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Edward Findler)
Distribution: usa
Organization: Carderock Division, NSWC, Bethesda, MD


I have a good (perhaps gross) baby joke for everyone.

What's grosser than running over 100 babies?

--  peeling them off the tires.


--Ted Findler
From: michael@ludwig.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: REQUEST: make like a _____
Date: 22 Jul 92 20:43:53 GMT
Organization: Boston University
In-reply-to: gbelli@opal.tufts.edu's message of 22 Jul 92 17:42:46 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.124246.1@opal.tufts.edu> gbelli@opal.tufts.edu writes:
=  In article <BrrDH0.A2u@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, jcc41885@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Fezzik the giant) writes:
=  > 
=  > Make like a drum and beat it!
=  > Make like a tree and leaf.
=  > Make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here!
=  > Make like a Tom and Cruise.
=  > 
=  > 
=    How about:
=    Make like a preacher and get the hell out of here.
=	 Gretchen 

or: make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here.

chaplin.
--
===============================================================================
Michael Chaplin                    Language is a virus from outer space.
michael@albert.bu.edu                     - William S. Burroughs

The Einstein Papers Project        The opinions contained herein reflect
Boston University                      neither those of the project, 
Boston, Massachusetts, USA             nor those of Albert Einstein.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kwfriber@mtu.edu (Kenberg Frieth)
Subject: Re: Advice For the Newly Married
Keywords: Marriage
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 12:43:09 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.231911.13134@rtsg.mot.com> dunne@rtsg.mot.com (Jim Dunne) writes:
>In article <19338@optima.cs.arizona.edu> jaw@cs.arizona.edu (Jim Wilson) writes:
>>Someone wrote:
>>.>	I'm going to be the MC at my cousin's wedding, where
>>.>I'd like to share some humorous advice with the newly married
>>.>couple.  Got any suggestions?
>
>   What's the best advice on getting married?
>   Don't...
>   (this one is something like 2000 years old, ancient Greeks or someone)
>
>
>   After all, marriage *is* the leading cause of divorce.

Marriage is a fine institution, if you don't mind living in an institution.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ratter@b8.ingr.com (Ray Ratte)
Subject: Re: JOKE 
Summary: JOKE
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 17:41:42 GMT

Came across this joke in another group on the net.

A man and a woman got in an elevator at the same time and the man asked the
woman which floor she wanted. "Second floor", she said, "They're paying 25
dollars a pint at the blood bank". The man replied, "I'm going to the fourth.
They pay 200 dollars an ounce at the sperm bank". A week later the man and
woman both got on the same elevator. The man, recognizing the woman asked,
"second floor?". With her mouth closed and her cheek puffed out she just
shook her head and held up four fingers.

 _ __                _ __
' )  )              ' )  )     _/_ _/_
 /--' __.  __  ,     /--' __.  /   /  _
/  \_(_/|_/ (_/_    /  \_(_/|_<___<__</_
             /
            '
Ray Ratte @ Intergraph Huntsville
ray@rayr.b25.ingr.com.

Xref: sparky rec.humor:24875 rec.humor.d:2085 talk.bizarre:23978 alt.sex:25485 alt.sex.bestiality:1575
From: rstevew@deeptht.armory.com (Richard Steven Walz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.sex.bestiality
Subject: Re: Send Mail
Keywords: help
Date: 30 Jul 92 02:31:21 GMT
Organization: The Armory

In article <1992Jul28.014941.12145@athena.cs.uga.edu> cadams@athena.cs.uga.edu (Clark Adams) writes:
>Please help me.  My friend just got an e-mail account and told me that
>he wants some mail.  Could you please send him a lot of it.  If possible
>please send long files. It matters not how gross, bizarre or otherwise
>they are.
>
>His address is:
>
>0700chu@cbacc.cba.uga.edu
>
>(His name is Chris).
>
>Thanx a lot for your help.
---------------------------------
No, No, NO!! Please don't do this. His mail will overflow and his
sysadmin won't like him. It can be hell to try to just delete that
much mail, unread. Do not do this. Let him/her write to someone whose
posts they enjoy or something, but don't do that to the other users on
his system. The net can be like the Colorado river.
-RSW
From: smawer@datlog.co.uk (Steve Mawer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: More acronyms
Date: 31 Jul 92 07:12:41 GMT
Organization: Data Logic Limited

srd@ukc.ac.uk (S.R.Davies) writes:
>In article <1992Jul27.105809.31088@bas-a.bcc.ac.uk> ccaajmg@ucl.ac.uk (John Gallinari) writes:
>>How about,
>>	COCOA  The Campaign to Outlaw Contrived & Outrageous Acronyms. 
>     Or how about the Campaign for the Repudiation of Acronymic Practices ?

Nah, that's Completely Redundant And Pointless.
-- 
Steve C. Mawer       < smawer@datlog.co.uk> or < {backbone}!ukc!datlog!smawer >
		       Voice:  +44 81 863 0383 (x2139)
From: jer7@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JOEL ERIC RUDY)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Radio Shows
Date: 30 Jul 92 01:47:14 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

This is hearsay -
  I heard that down in one of the Carolinas a radio show plays a game called
  cop-or-not.  They take a certain caller and say Cop-or-not.  The caller then
  picks whether or not, the Dount shop/7-11 type convienence store has a
  police officer in it.  The radio show calls up the Dunkin' Donuts (or
  whatever) and asks whether a police officer is in the store.  If the caller
  picks it right, they win.

  Now the point is, are radio shows that desperate to give stuff away?
From: yaron@anchor.as.utexas.edu (Mr. Sheffer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Date: 29 Jul 92 15:51:28 GMT
Organization: McDonald Observatory, University of Texas @ Austin

In article <1992Jul25.063750.9384@cam.compserv.utas.edu.au> cjudd@esk (Craig Thomas Judd) writes:
>Adam came first.
>
>Men always do!

Ehm. Please don't be so unspecific and generalizing. Some of us (OK, one
at least) come only after she does many times. How can I ever forget my
second main squeeze saying "I don't know how many times... I lost count
in the middle..."

Ronny
Xref: sparky rec.humor:24312 alt.religion.kibology:3163
From: dagbrown@lambert.waterloo.edu (Dave Brown)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: help please, when did Isaac Asimov die?
Date: 23 Jul 92 14:23:34 GMT
Organization: University of Waterloo

In article <1992Jul22.235125.5492@news.columbia.edu> lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner) writes:
>In article <1992Jul22.201814.1938@linus.mitre.org> jon@cyclone.MITRE.org (J. E. Shum) writes:
>>>  
>>> I would not say that he was an atheist. More correctly, he just did not
>>> accept any "Devine text" as literal truth. 
>>> 
>>> Bill
>
>Is that Andy Devine? (or is it Smilin' Ed?)
>
>cjl

No, it's Grant Devine, the former premier of Saskatchewan....

--
Dave Brown
dagbrown@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca
Phone: (519) 725-6896
"I believe the word you're looking for is, 'AAAARRGH!!!!'" - The Penguin
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kasvand@ccrs.emr.ca (Tony Kasvand)
Subject: Ze Bumper Sctik  
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 12:01:06 GMT



          The bumper sticker that made me spill coffee on my way to work:

                  Expert Fisherman are Master Baiters.


-- 
Tonis Kasvand      | "Patience is a virtue, only to one's opponent...  
Ottawa, Canada     |    and getting in the first shot. BOOT TO THE HEAD !" 
kasvand@ccrs.emr.ca|          - The Frantics
From: mowbray@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: sexist jokes
Date: 22 Jul 92 22:19:58 -0300
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

	I am currently in a situation where all the staff are female
and I am the token male......!!!!!!! Humour takes the form of anti-male
jokes. I would appreciate a listing of female jokes. Understand that they
should not be highly offensive..just....anti-female...sic 'Battle of the
Sexes' type stuff.

	For example one that got laid on me was:

	Gode created ADAM and informed him that he had given him a brain
and a penis. The brain was a good gift as it allowed him to do many things.
The penis was also a good thing as it allowed the race to continue. The
problem was that He (God) had only given ADAM enough of a blood supply
so that he could only use one of them at a time........

	HELP HERE IS URGENTLY REQUIRED AS I HAVE DECLARED WAR ON THE REST
OF THE STAFF!!!!!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kwfriber@mtu.edu (Kenberg Frieth)
Subject: C to COBOL converter
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 20:25:49 GMT

Somebody was looking for a C to Cobol converter here recently.  I don't 
have one of those, but how about the following converters:

	C to BASIC
	BASIC to FORTRAN
	FORTRAN to LISP
	LISP to PASCAL
	PASCAL to APL
	APL to ADA
	ADA to Saturn-Clarke assembly (will run on your HP-48)
	S-C assembly to Logo
	Logo to PL/I
	PL/I to REXX
	REXX to MSDOS batch language
	MSDOS batch to COBOL

This set of converters is available for the Timex Sinclair 1000 and the
TI-99/4A.

Happy hacking.

Ken Friberg (with help from friends)

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: speers@opus.mcds.com (Daniel E. Speers)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Scoring -was Re: Stupid Road Signs.
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 20:33:22 EDT
Organization: Dan's Domain, Randolph, New Jersey

ccford@uqvax.cc.uq.oz.au writes:

> >>>                +-------------+
> >>>                |    SLOW     |
> >>>                |    DEAF     |
> >>>                |  CHILDREN   |
> >>>                |   AHEAD     |
> >>>                +-------------+
> >>
> >>Does that mean you don't get full points for them?
> > Why should you?  It's not as sporting as going after the quick ones.
> Are pregnant nun's still the highest points scoring targets?
> 
> Can someone please post the latest scoring chart? (this should be fun)

  Saw one better!

                  +---------+
                  |         |
                  |  SLOW   |
                  | TRAFFIC |
                  | OFFICER |
                  |  AHEAD  |
                  |         |
                  +---------+
  SO THAT Explains all this @!#@$@#%%^& Traffic!!  BONUS Points for
HIM and his SIGN in ONE shot!
From: sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: JOKE
Date: 31 Jul 92 04:19:11 GMT
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology

I almost had a shit fit, but they didn't have one in my size.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Subject: Re: Kill File
Reply-To: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 01:30:06 GMT

In article <Bs7Gu5.55C@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt
Hucke) writes:
|>In article <1992Jul29.164236.25398@dickens.com> fred@dickens.com (Fred
Stearns) writes:
|>>A few months ago, I saw an example kill file posted here that would
|>>kill articles that weren't funny.  Could somebody please re-post it?
|>
|>/cascade/h:=:j
|>/thread/h:=:j
|>/blonde joke/h:=:j
|>/mailing list/h:=:j
|>
|>etc...  you might also want to add 'agnostics and atheists' or 'gun control'.
|>-- 
|>  "It begins here--an army--to bring sense to a world plagued by worse than
|>   thieves and murderers. This will be a good life... good enough."
|>             Bruce Wayne, "Batman: The Dark Knight Returns"
|>hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu             Valhalla BBS, 217-352-3682,
WWIV4.21, 14.4k
               
Just make a file in your News dir called KILL (uppercase) and put in a
list similar to what is above.  If you hit the artKillSession button,
this file is made for you and it adds the title of the article you are
looking at.

Have fun!

Brian /-|-\
==========================================================================
I don't HATE this thread: it just bothers me.
Maybe I'll put it in my WOUND file.
From: shankar@sgi.com (Shankar Unni)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Heaven/Hell nationalities wanted
Date: 28 Jul 92 00:46:03 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.

In article <1992Jul27.144929@is.morgan.com> holger@is.morgan.com (Holger Veith) writes:
>In article <14qckcINNn6k@agate.berkeley.edu>, peterme@ocf.berkeley.edu (Peter D. Merholz) writes:
>|> Does anyone have a good list of the "In heaven, the French cook, Italians
>|> are lovers, etc. while in Hell, the Germans are lovers, the Italians are
>
>Germans are the lovers ?  What is so funny about that?

I thought it went as follows:

In Heaven:
   - The English are the administrators.
   - The French are the cooks.
   - The Italians are the lovers.
   - The Germans are the mechanics.
   - The Swiss are the bankers.

In Hell:

   - The English are the cooks.
   - The French are the mechanics.
   - The Italians are the bankers.
   - The Swiss are the lovers.
   - The Germans are the administrators.

--
Shankar Unni				E-Mail:	shankar@sgi.com
Silicon Graphics Inc.			Phone:	+1-415-390-2072
From: john@newave.mn.org (John A. Weeks III)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Road signs
Date: 22 Jul 92 04:52:51 GMT
Organization: Newave Communications, Ltd, Lake Wobegon, MN

In <Brp4A0.5C6@news.cso.uiuc.edu> crwg2707@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (R. Wagner) writes:
> Do not pass when opposing traffic present.

At a church in a northern 'berb of Minneapolis:  Thou Shalt Keep Right

-john-

-- 
==============================================================================
John A. Weeks III		(612) 942-6969		    john@newave.mn.org
Newave Communications, Ltd.			    ..!uunet!tcnet!newave!john
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: accroupi@carson.u.washington.edu (Ziggarigadingdon)
Subject: Re: Sign Wars... good ole Larry.
Keywords: signs
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 08:01:02 GMT

leslie@cse.fau.edu (Leslie H. Byer) writes:

>In article <1992Jul14.061954.28844@u.washington.edu> accroupi@carson.u.washington.edu (Ziggarigadingdon) writes:

>>  ...whole story deleted...

>>So anyhow, I need some ideas... Ideas for getting back Larry and
>>ideas for signs. Anything :)
>>
>>Thanks!


>How bout:

>	LOST:   Marbles

>Just a thought!

>Smiling,
>Leslie

Thanks, but Larry beat me to it... he also put up a Lost: Moe and Curleyu
contact Larry...
From: accroupi@carson.u.washington.edu (Ziggarigadingdon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Date: 22 Jul 92 07:58:40 GMT
Article-I.D.: u.1992Jul22.075840.17368
Organization: University of Washington


>jaw@cs.arizona.edu (Jim Wilson) writes:
>>Peter Margaritis wrote:
>>.>	...Harry Colon
>>.>		1) Peter Burns
>>.>		2) Richard Head  (Dickhead)
>>.>		3) Johncock.  Is that Mr. John Cock or Johncock
>>.>		4) Dick Tweeter
>>.>

I have a neighbor (and i am NOT joking about this) whos name is:
Dick Rash...

I died when I found out.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: RAIN
From: z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Date: 24 Jul 92 14:47:40 CST
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

THERE WILL BE A RAIN DANCE WEDNSDAY, WEATHER PERMITTING.
From: lou@netlink.cts.com (Louis Puccio)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Stupidity (was Re: that'd be in the butt, bob)
Date: 26 Jul 92 04:39:13 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

walrus@bessel.umd.edu (Grig Larson) writes:

> In article <3300260@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM> gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel) 
> >Hah!  Can't beat the dumb kid from Missouri I knew when I was stationed in
> >Germany ... we went out to formation one morning, nice blue chilly day with
> >the moon shining bright in the morning sky, and he said:  "Germany sure is
> >strange.  The Moon comes up in the day over here."
> >
> >I turned around, totally astonished, and asked:  "You've never seen the
> >Moon during the day in Missouri?"
> >
> >"Nope, doesn't do it there."  By God, he really IS that dumb, isn't he?
> >Mostly blatantly stupid remark I've ever heard, bar none.
> 
> 
> In my Astronomy Class years ago, we had a "general knowledge test" at
> the beginning of the year. It asked questions like "How many planets
> do we have in our solar system?" and simple stuff so that the teacher
> could get a good idea what we already knew. Here are some odd answers:
>  
> "Why do you sometimes see the moon in daylight?"
> A: At a lunar eclipse
> A: It is a reflection off the ocean
> A: A mirage cause by the atmosphere
> 
> 
> "How many planets are there in the solar system?"
> (most answers were about 6)
> A: 98 natually occuring ones, some man-made, like planet 106
> A: 6, if you include the sun and moon
> A: Which one?
> A: 5 known, 4 theoretical
> 
> 
> "What was the Viking Mission?"
> A: Eric the Red studying astronomy
> A: Spaceships sent to Mars to take photos of the canals
> A: The search for intelligent life on Mars
> 
> 
> These are about all I can remember.
>  
> 
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>                      |    temporarily removed    |
>                      |        for study.         |
>                      +---------------------------+
> (c)1992 Punkadyne Research Labratory and Archives at walrus@bessel.umd.edu


They must have went on to work for nasa?

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From: wlamonac@purcell.helios.nd.edu (william lamonaca)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Jokes
Date: 23 Jul 92 19:34:52 GMT
Organization: University of Notre Dame, Notre Dame

I've had so many people requesting the Steven Wright jokes, blonde jokes and
Deep thoughts that I may as well post them.  I'm still looking for
engineering jokes, man bashing jokes and woman bashing jokes.

If you've got them, please email me at wlamonac@bach.helios.nd.edu

		Thanks,  Bill