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From: schrey@oak.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Timothy M. Schreyer)
Subject: Re: Hotline Number - WXRK
Reply-To: schrey@prc.unisys.com
Organization: Paramax Systems
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 14:21:13 GMT

In article <Aug.20.03.56.56.1992.14192@remus.rutgers.edu>, kretz@remus.rutgers.edu (Kevin Kretz) writes:

   [Some unhappy comments about the "joe's basement" fool who didn't get
    railed enough last time omitted]

|> 	Here are some other newsgroups maybe you could use as your
|> home:
|> 
|> alt.stupidity
|> alt.tv
|> alt.tv.simpsons
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|> alt.food.mcdonalds
|> 
|> Just go away.
|>   
  Hey!  Don't send him to alt.tv.simpsons!  Do you see any reason why
  Stern fans and Simpsons fans don't mix?  I'm both and and a bunch of
  my friends love Howard AND Homer.  I don't get it.

  alt.stupidity is a good place, but alt.masochism would be better if
  one exists.

-- 
 Timothy M. Schreyer                         schrey@prc.unisys.com
 Center for Advanced Information Technology  (215) 648-2475 
 Paramax Systems Corporation                 FAX: (215) 648-2288
 PO Box 517, Paoli, PA 19301
From: doug@e7sa.epi.syr.ge.com (Doug Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Jackie's nicknames...
Date: 18 Aug 92 18:50:39 GMT
Reply-To: doug@e7sa.epi.syr.ge.com
Organization: General Electric

In article 10475@cbfsb.cb.att.com, mxl@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (marc.a.levy) writes:
you->In article <1992Aug17.132057.25896@cbnewsj.cb.att.com> len@cbnewsj.cb.att.com (leonard.g.carr) writes:
you->>
you->>I don't know why but I want to try to compile a list of Jackie's nicknames
you->>over the years (I know, I know...I should get a life!).  Here are the ones
you->>that I remember off the top of my head:
you->>
you->>	Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling
you->>		- The orignal!
you->>		  propaganda that Jackie sends out about himself.
you->>
you->>If anybody else can think of others over the years (or corrections to
you->>mine above) let me know and I'll post the full list.
you->
you->     Jackie "Supper Biggot" Martling
you->	 - After a revewier wrote a article on one of
you->	   jackie's shows, and called him a supper biggot.
you->
you->Marc.
me->What's a supper biggot? A person who won't eat Chinese food????
---
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
|                                                               |
o             You don't ask a juggler which ball is             o
|                   his/her highest priority.                   |
o                                                               o
|                                                               |
o                    Success is to do it all.                   o
|                                                               |
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
From: rogue@ccs.northeastern.edu (Free Radical)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Infinity buys ZLX in Boston
Date: 19 Aug 92 20:45:29 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Comp. Sci. @ NU

In article <Aug.19.14.24.49.1992.16701@andromeda.rutgers.edu> 
rotter@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Valerie A Rotter) writes:
>You should also remember that Howard went to Boston College and that is where
>he got his start in broadcasting.

Close.  BU.

	RA
From: paul@panix.com (Paul Gatker)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Hotline Number - WXRK
Date: 15 Aug 92 20:38:56 GMT
Organization: PANIX Public Access Unix, NYC

In <1992Aug15.124039.9701@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams) writes:
>the show.  In order for him to tell Howard to pick up the hotline,
>you would have to come up with some really good story, and even that
>might not be enough if he was pissed you were using the number.

> >So, what do you guys think I should say to Howard if and when I get 
> >on the air?  I'd like to tell him about alt.fan.howard-stern,

>Heh...  Yea you could say: "Hey Howard, computer geeks and 
>dweebs like you too, not just the white trash!"   :->

> >ps. I will not give out this phone number to anyone until 
> >after I am able to get through. 

>That could be a LONG time.

> >At that time, I will post whether I got through and the number
> >-- then the rest of you will be free to try and call.

>Well, I doubt i'd call, but I *would* like to have that # in my archives.

 I think the original poster should give out the number immediately. Then
we could all put it on our comm program dialers, and simultaneously call
Gary from 6am-10:30am MtoF. That way we will be able to let them know that
we are here on the bandwidth! I wonder what Gary would say about all the
carrier tone? Of course the number wouldn't last long but what the hey?
 Would they understand the "joke" or would they get pissed off? Who
cares anyway?
 
 Or-----------is this a lame idea too :*{                               ?

-- 
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brooklyn, ny, usa                         Design & Consultation
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: njs@scifi.uucp (Nicholas J. Simicich)
Subject: Howard announces Cleveland Start Date
Summary: August 31st
Organization: Nick Simicich, Peekskill, NY
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 14:59:33 GMT

Howard Stern today announced that he would be starting in Cleveland on
August 31st.  I haven't heard him announce a date before, just 'in a
few weeks".

So, Clevelanders:  In 14 days, from Shaker Heights to Bay Village,
from Broadview Heights to Downtown (and even out into the lake) you
won't be able to escape.  Greater Cleveland (and lesser as well) will
be rocked (without music).  You'll have a real choice in your morning
listening.  

How about it?  Any Canadians from the northern border of the lake?
Can you guys pick up Cleveland stations?  Will Howard be
international? 

-- 
Nick Simicich - uunet!bywater!scifi!njs - njs@watson.ibm.com
SSI #AOWI 3958, HSA 318, NAUI #14065
Join the movement ---  turn 'to bush' into a verb.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: phickey@eng.clemson.edu (patrick joseph hickey)
Subject: Re: Infinity buys Atlanta station ... Is howard
Reply-To: phickey@eng.clemson.edu
Organization: College of Engineering, Clemson Univ.
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 16:17:05 GMT


My prayers have been answered!  Howard is sure to raise a few eyebrown in the South.
Now all I need is a large FM antenna.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: cc@cowan.fishkill.ibm.com (Chris Cowan)
Subject: Favorite Bits 
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 92 13:46:28 GMT
Reply-To: cc@cowan.fishkill.ibm.com (Chris Cowan)
Organization: Pough, NY

What ever happened to "Stump the Comedian?"   I just remembered I haven't
heard this in ages.  I particularly miss the weekly call from 
Mrs. Flemstein!  

BTW, does anyone know who did her voice?  

-CC

Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: mkelly@lazy.helios.nd.edu (michael kelly)
Subject: Re: Hotline Number - WXRK
Reply-To: mkelly@lazy.helios.nd.edu (michael kelly)
Organization: University of Notre Dame, Notre Dame
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 20:33:05 GMT

 alexc@pollux.usc.edu (Alex Campbell) writes:

|> Now the dilemma that my friends and I have is what to say once we finally get 
|> through to Howard. The best idea I have is to ask Howard what he thinks of
|> Larry King and then hang up. But that is pretty lame and I'm sure that 
|> someone else has done it before.

   It has been done before, Howard and Robin laughed for a second then they 
went on with the show. If you really want to stay one the line with Howard, 
have a woman talk to him.

-- 
+               Mike Kelly, Notre Dame Department of Physics                +
+                                                                           +
+ mkelly@happy.helios.nd.edu       If you crumple your money into little    +
+ mkelly@undhe5.hep.nd.edu           balls, it will never stick together.   +
From: kretz@remus.rutgers.edu (Kevin Kretz)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Hotline Number - WXRK
Summary: Listen, stupid:
Date: 20 Aug 92 07:56:57 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <1992Aug19.230847.17326@cbnewse.cb.att.com>, ronaldd@cbnewse.cb.att.com (ronald.h.davis) writes:
> him what he thinks of:
> 
> 		*** this week in joe's basement ***

Why did you come back here?  Please, go away again, quickly.
READ THE TITLE OF THE GROUP.  

 
> hey, stern may
> think it's stupid, but the whole stern shtick is stupid when you think of
> it.

No, it's not.  You are.
>  then again, at least joe still has a show.

If you call public access a show, then Jessica Hahn and DiDi-7 have
'shows', too.

> when's howard doing one?

Howard is working on 'a couple TV specials'.

> i'll keep you posted on the details if there is
> interest.

There is not.


 
> hey, i may get flamed for mentioning "joe's basement" again here

Yes. You are annoying and without sense.


> since Stern's show bit the dust you need *some* tv show to talk about...

No, the radio show generates plenty of conversation.
 
> the next
> episode got the student perspective on the educational process.  here
> again, he got a range of types that you might recall from highschool.  i
> particularly liked this one guy who in my opinion was totally unstable;  one
> of these real burn out types who don't care about anything (the kind of
> guy i used to like to hang out with in high school)  one
> comment he made was [on his approach to his classes]:
> 	
> 	at the beginning of the semester i take the attitude:  'its
> 	the beginning of the semester...i can cut!'  then later i say:
> 	'its the middle of the semester...i can cut!'  then at the
> 	end of the semester i say:  'its the end of the semester;
> 	i'm failing...i can cut!!!'

Gee, this is  pretty funny stuff.  How much does **joe** have to pay
the TV station to show it? (rhetorical question.  Do not answer it.
Well, not here, anyway) 



>.  there was
> this one old bum who started out saying that black people don't like
> white people, then he goes into this deal about how he got shot through
> the forearm by a black guy, after several rounds of 'i don't even like
> to talk about it' he all of a sudden says: "i've got to get a gun and go
> after these people!"

My sides are splitting.  


 
> of course, here in chicago, the radio programming is pretty decent which is
> probably why there's not a lot of demand for stern here.  i *have* listened to
> jonathan brandmeier's show on wlup and it really blows

Stern will be there, soon.


Let me get this right.  The originator of this group and writer of the
FAQ will delete binaries of sounds because the FAQ does not
specifically mention them, but won't delete this bozo's posts?  Makes
sense.
	Here are some other newsgroups maybe you could use as your
home:

alt.stupidity
alt.tv
alt.tv.simpsons
alt.food.mcdonalds

Just go away.
  
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams)
Subject: Re: Hotline Number - WXRK
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 92 12:40:39 GMT

alexc@pollux.usc.edu (Alex Campbell) writes:
 >I called the number after the show was over, at about noon eastern time. 
 >Sure enough, Bababooey answered the line. 

What did he say?  "Gary delabate?"

 >Now the dilemma that my friends and I have is what to say once we 
 >finally get through to Howard. 

What makes you think you could?  GARY answers that number, even during
the show.  In order for him to tell Howard to pick up the hotline,
you would have to come up with some really good story, and even that
might not be enough if he was pissed you were using the number.

 >The best idea I have is to ask Howard what he thinks of
 >Larry King and then hang up. But that is pretty lame 

VERY lame...  To get on the air you would probably need something
like a really weird "vehicular masturbation" or lesbian story.
Those are about the only sure fire topics these days.

 >So, what do you guys think I should say to Howard if and when I get 
 >on the air?  I'd like to tell him about alt.fan.howard-stern,

Heh...  Yea you could say: "Hey Howard, computer geeks and 
dweebs like you too, not just the white trash!"   :->

 >but I doubt if I could get that far into the conversation 
 >and he would probably hang up on me.

Perhaps one could even coax a "Get a life!" out of him.

 >ps. I will not give out this phone number to anyone until 
 >after I am able to get through. 

That could be a LONG time.

 >At that time, I will post whether I got through and the number
 >-- then the rest of you will be free to try and call.

Well, I doubt i'd call, but I *would* like to have that # in my archives.

-{ DA }-
From: kretz@remus.rutgers.edu (Kevin Kretz)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Hotline Number - WXRK
Summary: It was sarcasm
Date: 20 Aug 92 20:16:00 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.



	I meant he would be equally out of place there and here.

							Kevin



P.S. I read alt.tv.simpsons, too, but don't tell anyone.
From: mxl@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (marc.a.levy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Howie in Cleveland?
Date: 19 Aug 92 12:11:24 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: AT&T

In article <ROB.92Aug18141416@occs.cs.oberlin.edu> rob@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Rob Chauncey) writes:
>
>
>It's more than a rumor.  NCX has been airing the K-Rock-esque "Howard
>Stern all morning, Classic Rock 'n' Roll all day", so I assume it's
>true.  I miss New York, so having Howard here makes it a little more
>tolerable.
>

Early on monday or tuesday he mentioned on the air that he
will be "Taking calls from Cleveland" on August 31, when he
returns from vacation.  I like the fact that he is expanding
his market, because for the past 10+ years, I was worried that
I would be stuck in the new york area for life, because I
could not make it without a daily stern fix!

Marc.
From: mc4m+@andrew.cmu.edu (Michael Benjamin Chernoff)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: shortwave?
Date: 13 Aug 92 00:07:15 GMT
Organization: Junior, Electrical and Computer Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA


By any chance, are any of the stations that Stern is on rebroadcasted on
a shortwave channel?


-Michael
From: kretz@remus.rutgers.edu (Kevin Kretz)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Proud pappa
Summary: Howard would love it, but ...
Date: 14 Aug 92 02:20:09 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <HINKMOND.92Aug12091424@igor.tamri.com>, hinkmond@tamri.com (Hinkmond Wong) writes:
> >>>>> On 12 Aug 92 05:51:53 GMT, rotter@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Valerie A Rotter) said:
> 
> For those who did not get a chance to hear the wonderful news already, Allison Stern (wife of Howard) is pregnant!
> 
> Howard didn't mention the whole process for his third kid.  He should have had
> Allison on top.  I heard that's one way of increasing the odds for a boy.  He
> could have done a whole routine on that this time around.

	Howard often mentions his wife's discomfort at any but the
missionary position.  Condomolation of the knees.  I know it's spelled
wrong, don't flame me.

							Kevin
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: hernandez@yuppie.enet.dec.com (Manny Hernandez)
Subject: Infinity buys Atlanta station ... Is howard coming here?
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 17:47:20 GMT


******************************************************************************

Here is a short blurb from August's 18 Atlanta Journal ....

NEW PORT FOR STERN? Lock up the kids, Howard Stern may be broadcasting in
Atlanta this fall. Atlanta's classic rock station, WZGC-FM (Z-93), was sold
Monday by Cook Inlet Radio Partners L.P. to Infinity Broadcasting Corp., the
company that owns Mr. Stern's New York Station. The sale pending FCC ruling
about radio and TV station ownership expected in September, will probably not
result in a format change. "It's the beginning of a long line of chess moves
within our industry based on the pending FCC ownership rulings," said Z-93 
general manager, David Meszaros, who added he hasn't spoken with anyone with 
Infinity. If Infinity decides to put Mr. Stern on the air in Atlanta, look for
a whole new morning-ratings ballgame.

******************************************************************************

Has Howard mentioned anything regarding this possibility? It's been a long 5
years without Stern since I moved here from the Northeast.

Manny
From: alexc@pollux.usc.edu (Alex Campbell)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Hotline Number - WXRK
Date: 14 Aug 1992 16:05:39 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: pollux.usc.edu


A friend of mine works for a record company here in LA. One of the bands
that his label represents appears on the show from time to time. Yesterday,
he was doing some work for the band's manager and "found" the hotline
number. 

The hotline number is the number that leads directly to Boy Gary. I'm
sure that they change it quite often, so I took the number from my friend and
didn't expect it to still work.
 
I called the number after the show was over, at about noon eastern time. Sure
enough, Bababooey answered the line. I just said "sorry, wrong number"
and hung up, because I didn't have anything meaningful to say (but then
again, what caller does). 

Now the dilemma that my friends and I have is what to say once we finally get 
through to Howard. The best idea I have is to ask Howard what he thinks of
Larry King and then hang up. But that is pretty lame and I'm sure that 
someone else has done it before.

So, what do you guys think I should say to Howard if and when I get on the
air?  I'd like to tell him about alt.fan.howard-stern, but I doubt if I could
get that far into the conversation and he would probably hang up on me.

Alex Campbell, USC Film School
alexc@pollux.usc.edu



ps. I will not give out this phone number to anyone until after I am able
to get through. At that time, I will post whether I got through and the number
-- then the rest of you will be free to try and call.

--
From: SDENARO@vm.poly.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Favorite Bits
Date: 19 Aug 92 19:54:10 GMT
Organization: Polytechnic University

In article <1992Aug18.134628.4211@watson.ibm.com>
cc@cowan.fishkill.ibm.com (Chris Cowan) writes:
>
>What ever happened to "Stump the Comedian?"   I just remembered I haven't
A couple of other radio shows started to do it. Same thing happened
to "Weather Reports from GOD"
 
>BTW, does anyone know who did her voice?
Fred, Or Al Rosenberg. Al was at NBC but did not leave when Howard left
because he was still under contract with IMUS. (I think...)
This was the same voice that was used for the Rabi's Wife's Voice in
"Not for Gohyem(sp?, Shows that I'm Goy :) Only"
 
That was a good bit.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: topgun@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (Chandra Bajpai)
Subject: Infinity buys ZLX in Boston
Organization: Brandeis University
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 01:17:52 GMT

In todays Boston Globe/Wall St. Journal, they announced that Inifinity
spent $100M dollars to buy 3 radio stations (contrast that to the $70M
spent on WFAN in NY alone).  One of which is ZLX 100.3 in Boston.
Infinity now owns two major stations in the same market (other is WBCN).
They have resisted putting Howard on BCN, but he can't be far behind
on ZLX.  ZLX managements claims they aren't changing anything.  Has Howard
said anything about coming to Boston? 

-Chandra
 topgun@brandeis.cs.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: bz820@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Christopher M. Paulus)
Subject: Re: Hotline Number - WXRK
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 92 19:15:43 GMT


Alex - Call him on 52-stern, and get on the air and tell him about this group...They let callers in during the show when Howard feels like taking them.
 
Chris
-- 
Christopher Paulus
Baltimore, MD
bz820@cleveland.freenet.edu
CIS:  71541.1617@compuserve.com
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov
From: woolstar@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Derek Woolverton)
Subject: no amiga news nodes for mike
Summary: people are over planning
Keywords: amiga software
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 21:18:43 GMT

    I saw the original discussion about how mike reads mail and
the call for amiga uucp software.  I didn't take it too seriously
though and didn't realize that other probably would.

    I don't think that a home uucp node would be a good thing.
Mike has an old amiga, with a 40Meg disk drive (which is mostly
full) and wouldn't have space on there to carry anything remotely
resembling a news feed.  In addition, the requirement for uucp
that the computer call up, or answer the phone by it self would
probably be very unsettling to mike (as well as other security
consious people).

    Right now, the most helpful amiga software would be a modem
program that supported z-term, or at least rock solid kermit.
Mike on occation saves stuff to his local machine by grabbing
a screen full of text at a time.  Each time he has used Kermit
he has succesfully crashed his amiga, even when I have run it
w/o problem moments before.  (same identical operation, he just
takes longer to initiate).
    Is there any shareware or even comercial software out there
that will meet the comm needs better?  Or should I find a
PC clone for him to use?  :-)

	Lord of Light and Chaos.
	Derek Woolverton^  woolstar@gumby.caltech.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov
From: jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov)
Subject: Re: no amiga news nodes for mike
Keywords: amiga software
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 09:13:32 GMT

harlock@netcom.com (Mike Harlock) writes:

>In article <woolstar.713740723@gumby.cs.caltech.edu> woolstar@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Derek Woolverton) writes:
>>    Right now, the most helpful amiga software would be a modem
>>program that supported z-term, or at least rock solid kermit.
>>Mike on occation saves stuff to his local machine by grabbing
>>a screen full of text at a time.  Each time he has used Kermit
>>he has succesfully crashed his amiga, even when I have run it
>>w/o problem moments before.  (same identical operation, he just
>>takes longer to initiate).
>>    Is there any shareware or even comercial software out there
>>that will meet the comm needs better?  Or should I find a
>>PC clone for him to use?  :-)

>What in the world did you guys give him for a terminal program?
>I can get him a full featured, menu driven terminal program
>that supports X,Y,Z modem and Kermit, VT-100, ANSI and ASCII terminal
>emulation, capture buffers, and everything else you'd expect to come with
>a terminal program...for FREE!
>Sounds like he has some PD VT-100 emulator or something...
>Someone email if interested. (Mike?)

Sounds _TERRIFIC_ to me!  8D

[Also sounds like a couple of guided missles, some coordinates,
and an innocent green target...   Hm...] 

What say ye, Guru Derek?

-mjj 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov