HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: hoey@husc8.harvard.edu (Steven Hoey)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Sounds!  Yaaaay!
Summary: "Hey, I can see my house from here!"
Keywords: Nature abhors a vacuum!
Date: 3 Aug 92 19:22:29 GMT
Followup-To: Myself, truthfully.
Organization: Pop Tarts.


Well, I told you I'd do it, and I did.  I did it.  I digitized, bin-hex'ed,
stuffed, uploaded, and ftp'ed my MST3K sounds onto an anonymously accessible
site.  Here are the details:

	WHERE:	syrinx.umd.edu
			/mst3k/incoming
	WHAT:	filename: MST3K-sounds.sit.hqx
	CONTENTS/DESCRIPTIONS:

		MST3K-Going into space...
			from "Marooned," Tom Servo.
		MST3K-Seen it
			from "Marooned," Servo and Crow.
		MST3K-Thing with 2 heads
			from "Gila Monster," Joel, Servo, and Crow
			**starts with "Oh, Bite me, you're thing with 2
			  heads, it's fun!"--Joel
		MST3K-Well, very clever...
			from "Gila Monster," Dr. F.  "Well, very clever,
			Holly Hobbie.  Now, taste the red-hot steel of 
			Dr. Clayton 'firebrand' Forrester!"
		Movie Sign/no Tunnel
			obvious
		Look at the cute...
			from "Gila Monster" [maybe].  Servo.  "Saaaay!  Look
			at the cute butt on me, will ya guys..." etc.
		Sample my fist
			from "Gila Monster," Dr. F. and TV's Frank.  From
			the Renaissance-Festival-Punching-Bag Invention.
		Worst Nightmare/Short
			from "Gila Monster," Dr. F. and TV's Frank.  Another
			from the aforementioned Invention Exchange.
	SIZE:	I'm Huge!  Size is 565248 bytes.  Takes a bit longer,
		but worth it!



How to (for those who ain't in the know):
	at your regular prompt type "ftp syrinx.umd.edu"
	login: anonymous, password: username@email.address.whatever

	once you get the ftp> prompt, type "cd /mst3k/incoming."
	once you're there, type "tenex," which sets transmission to binary
	mode.  After that, type "get MST3K-sounds.sit.hqx."

	After that, you need to download it to your computer.
	After that, you need to "Convert from BinHex."  On a Mac, StuffIt
	and Compact Pro (among others) will let you do this.  If you have
	anything else, I'm as in the dark as you are  :)
	After that (on a Mac), use the UnStuffIt or StuffIt program to
	unstuff the archive MST3K-sounds.sit.

	After that, sit back and enjoy the fun!


[The sounds were digitized, some at a sampling rate of 22 kHz, some at 11 kHz,
using SoundEdit 2.0.3 on a Macintosh LC.  Not that you care.  :)]


Good luck.  And may someone more knowledgeable than I help you if necessary!


-----
Steve Hoey		"Don't come back empty handed!"  "Yeah, nature
From: jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Lee van Cleef's soliloquy
Date: 21 Aug 92 22:21:34 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <1992Aug21.192044.18425@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> (Jonathan LoCicero) writes:
>In the third season there was a movie starring Lee van Cleef. (I forget the
>title.) One of the funniest parts was a speech he gave after he killed the
>alien at the end. The alien looked very silly, in fact I remember Joel
>saying "Something goofy this way comes." Does anyone know the name of the
>movie? Does anyone have a transcript of the speech?
>
>It starts out something like "He learned too late that man was a feeling
>creature ..."

This was "It Conquered the World," and it was Peter Graves that gave
that stirring speech, which was repeated six or seven times by the 
MST3K crew! Lee van Cleef was the "bad guy" who sacrificed his life
to save the world (after he screwed it up, of course).
-- 
John Switzer               | "Don't mess with me, man!
                           | I'm a higher mammal!"
74076.1250@Compuserve.com  | 
jrs@netcom.com             |
From: trradrx@canctr.mc.duke.edu (R.CLOUGH)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Showdown in Little Tokyo!
Date: 19 Aug 92 13:00:11 GMT
Reply-To: trradrx@canctr.mc.duke.edu
Distribution: na
Organization: Duke U. Med. Ctr., Durham, NC

In article <1992Aug19.081918.4741@athena.cs.uga.edu>, jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu (Chuck Jordan) writes:
>In it, Dolph Lundgren plays an above-the-law bodybuilding LA cop born and
 [Dolph stuff deleted....]
Well, I recently had the pleasure of viewing Dolph's masterpiece,
_The Punisher_, on Skinemax.  This was a film so bad that it was released to
the theatres, and even its video debut was delayed.  If not for the 
wonderfully, ludicrously excessive violence, it would be perfect for MST3K.
Watching Dolph emote emits screams of laughter.  Plus, it has Louis Gossett, Jr
doing things he's not proud of.
  The Punisher is this deranged vigilante whose family was killed by ninja
gangsters.  In reply, he went out and decided to kill all of them, living in
a sewer all the while.  This is where he would emote, thinking about his 
family.  The best scene is when Punny gets captured by the bad guys, and they
tie him to this stretching rack.  After torturing him for awhile, they leave
him with this evil doctor, and Punny notices that his arm cuffs have screws
that are secured by *wing nuts*.  So he just undoes the wing nut and kicks
butt.  This is definitely the dumbest escape scene of all time.
  So, ninja gangsters; cute, annoying kids; and bad acting! Neat!

Robert Clough, DUMC (though certainly not speaking for them)
	"I'm not angry.  I'm a delightful sort of person."--Bob Dylan
From: luther@umbc4.umbc.edu (P. Luther Petry; (O))
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re:  Invention Exchange
Date: 12 Aug 92 16:41:31 GMT
Reply-To: luther@umbc4.umbc.edu (P. Luther Petry; (O))
Organization: University of Maryland, Baltimore County

Since our friends on the SoL have told us of the awesome powers and 
intelligence of Steve Allen, why don't we all try to tap into them in
the best way possible?  Using the same hi-grade blend of science and
mysticism that gave
us the "Magic 8-Ball," I've come up with the All-Knowing, All-Seeing Ask Steve
Allen Head.  Just ask it a question, give it a good shake, and the
answers appear
where Steve-a-rino's lovable and toothy grin typically appears!

Some examples:
	Q:  Who will win the U.S. Presidential Race?
	Steve:  Let's go hear what the man on the street has to say...

	Q:  Will I pass my next big exam?
	S:  Outlook is good...if you were only as smart as me!

So, what do you think, sirs?

-Luther
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: donnell@squid.micro.umn.edu (Your Heinous)
Subject: Sounds...
Organization: none
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 06:46:21 GMT

Having just suffered through an entire showing of the dreaded "Master Ninja I",
I was preparing for Hari-Kiri. Not even the blunting action of Joel and the
'bots was able to prevent me from succumbing to the brain-stretching
effects. 
But then, just in time, Joel gets them all to do the "Action Series 
Fusion Jazz Band" bit, and I fell over laughing at the "Master Ninja
Theme Song". 
It would be a GREAT sound bite!
Just a thought...

				--Judex--

Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: ketter@mdd.comm.mot.com (Cindy Ketterling)
Subject: Re: MST and weddings (was Re: MST3K letter)
Organization: Motorola, Mobile Data Division - Seattle, WA
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 16:00:20 GMT

In article <1992Aug19.005602.9614@cco.caltech.edu> tlynch@cco.caltech.edu (Timothy W. Lynch) writes:
>
>I'm afraid you weren't the first to have this idea.  (Hell, I doubt we were.)

Doesn't matter ... it's still a cool idea ...

>(Doesn't it make a *great* recessional?  We were mean, and didn't tell the
>wedding party ahead of time what the music was going to be.  We had to halt
>the rehearsal in mid-step to let two of the ushers recover from doubling over
>in hysterics.)

Nope, we haven't told most people either, but I seriously doubt any of them
will recognize it anyway.  *sigh*  If only our friends shared our little
obsession ... ;^) 

>Good luck with the wedding, and congrats!

Thanks ... and I think we'll need all the luck we can get on the wedding ...
trying to arrange an elaborate old-South riverboat wedding IN Georgia FROM
Seattle is not an easy task.

- Cindy

 -------------* Cypherkat * (ketter@mdd.comm.mot.com) *---------------
 *     If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?     *   
 *                 INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!!!                   *   
 ---------------------------------------------------------------------
From: whelan@sbphy.physics.ucsb.edu (John T. whelan)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: MST dream and question
Date: 7 Aug 92 16:17:33 GMT


	So I had this dream last night, set on the Sat-O-Love, where
Joel, Crow and Servo get seduced by Evil Alien Women (TM) who try to
take over the ship, and flatten Crow's bowling pin in the process.
Gypsy, of course, saves the day.  Anyway, one of the EAWs was posing
as the Magic Voice, which brings up my question: who does the Magic
Voice, and why isn't she credited, now that she's becoming a
substantial character?
	What do you think, sirs?
					John Whelan
--
"I know that you're in love with him/ 'Cause I saw you dancing in the gym"
				-- Don McLean, "American Pie"
"I need a date to the prom/ Would you like to come along?"
				-- Violent Femmes, "American Music"
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: fox@rei.com (Fuzzy Fox)
Subject: Gypsy's Speech Impediment (was: Amiga sounds [2])
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 14:40:22 GMT
Organization: Recognition Equipment, Inc.

jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu (Chuck Jordan) writes:

>A small part of Gypsy's "At Night! BONG!" song from HERCULES UNCHAINED

What?  You mean you can actually understand what Gypsy is saying?  I
think I can safely say that the only time I understood Gypsy was when
she said "I'm in it for the kicks!"

-- 
#ifdef TRUE         | Fuzzy Fox                  fuzzy@netcom.com
#define  TRUE   0   | a.k.a. David DeSimone      an207@cleveland.freenet.edu
#define  FALSE  1   |
#endif              |         How's my posting?  Call 1-800-ALT-FLAME
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From:  (Jonathan LoCicero)
Subject: Lee van Cleef's soliloquy
Followup-To: alt.tv.mst3k
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 19:20:44 GMT

In the third season there was a movie starring Lee van Cleef. (I forget the
title.) One of the funniest parts was a speech he gave after he killed the
alien at the end. The alien looked very silly, in fact I remember Joel
saying "Something goofy this way comes." Does anyone know the name of the
movie? Does anyone have a transcript of the speech?

It starts out something like "He learned too late that man was a feeling
creature ..."

Master Ninja I had a bit of this too.

Please help!

   Jon
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: memco@cns.nyu.edu (Matthew Merkelson)
Subject: Help(Rex Dart)
Keywords: Rex Dart
Reply-To: memco@cns.nyu.edu
Organization: New York University
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 21:14:02 GMT

Help! I don't remeber when the character of Rex Dart was
shown. What film was he from?

P.S. Could the person doing the sounds please do the 
song Joel did from "Sidehackers" which was really
great.

---
memco@wotan.cns.nyu.edu                        There was a guy named Joel,
                                               Not too different from you or me

Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: tsui@ils.nwu.edu
Subject: Re: Joel a Mac user??
Organization: Institute for the Learning Sciences
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 13:37:38 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.161643.4977@ultb.isc.rit.edu> sjked@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
(Scott J. Kleper) writes:
>I just got around to watching last Saturday's episode. When the
>doctor was performing surgery, and installing a gland in the
>girl's head, Joel said, "Maybe we should install a SCSI port
>in here while we're at it." Did I mis-hear? I would think that
>Joel himself would write most of _his_ lines. 
>
>For those who don't know, a SCSI port is a link for a chain of
>peripherals on a macintosh.
>
>
>
>Scott Kleper                        Internet: sjked@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
>"This is just a temporary .sig until I can think of something stupid to
>put here."
>
>
>

SCSI ports are also used on the Amiga, a far superior machine (here we go).  I
think Joel uses an Amiga because he's mentioned it before and has shown and
mentioned the Video Toaster on a few occassions.
From: trradrx@canctr.mc.duke.edu (R.CLOUGH)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Understanding Gypsy
Date: 22 Aug 92 20:15:22 GMT
Reply-To: trradrx@canctr.mc.duke.edu
Distribution: usa
Organization: Duke U. Med. Ctr., Durham, NC

In article <1992Aug21.192212.5131@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>, jlewis@astro.as.arizona.edu (Jeff Lewis) writes:
>...I loved the time Joel sent crow and tom off to handle the ship while
>he had a long heart to heart with Gypsy....

What episode was this?

Robert Clough, DUMC (though certainly not speaking for them)
	"I'm all sixes and sevens and nines."--M.Jagger
From: schumann@beaner.cs.wisc.edu (Christopher Schumann)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: MST3K - Carnival Knowledge?
Date: 19 Aug 92 22:19:43 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin, Madison -- Computer Sciences Dept.

(Steve Masticola) writes:
>luoma@binah.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>
>>In several films (such as that thriller "Ring of Terror" :),
>>the MST3K crew use the phrase "Please don't force me to
>>wear a clown suit" (or some variant thereof).
<munch>
>There was (if I don't have a stuck neuron somewhere) an old Michael
>Caine/Lawrence Olivier movie called "Sleuth", in which Olivier
>humiliated Caine by forcing him to wear a clown suit, then
>pretending to murder him.
<munch>

EIEI don't think so.  The quote is usually "Mommy, please not
the clown suit." or a variant.  This makes me think that it is

1: A reference to a generic child nightmare of being forced
   to wear stupid clothes
or 2: A reference to a specific movie in which a child is
      forced to wear such clothing

Does someone have the real answer? PLEASE?

chris
From: stevet@ravel.udel.edu (Steven J Turnauer)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Just a note to let you guys know ..
Date: 21 Aug 92 20:32:01 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware

In article <Bsn2p2.69t@acsu.buffalo.edu> ztstodd@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Todd Vaarwerk) writes:
>
>         Steve Allen came up with the idea of this newsgroup before
>         we did.

Really?  Neat.  Wasn't he also the first host on The Tonight Show way
back when it first started?


I'm being facetious, of course.



				Steve

-- 
"Bad movie?  You're soaking in it!"  -  The Giant Gila Monster - MST3k
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: ledgerj@ajpo.sei.cmu.edu (Jim Ledger)
Subject: Re: Missed jokes?
Organization: Ada Joint Program Office
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 18:44:21 GMT

In article <1992Aug16.163335.16339@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> bscott@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ben Scott) writes:
>
>*I* can't believe that in Master Ninja 1, they had a guy named Van Cleef, a
>guy named Van Patten, driving around in a van, and not a single van joke...
>

I was surprised they didn't mention that the sheriff in the first episode...
er, I mean first part of the movie -- heh, sorry!...was the good ol' boy
Burt skewered with an arrow in "Deliverance."

Or that the lovely dancer ;-) in the second part was the mom from "Major Dad."
(No! I don't watch it regularly -- I just recognize her, that's all!)

Hi-be-la Ki-be-la!

Jim
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: johnf@scd.hp.com (John Flowers)
Subject: Saturday's Exp.
Organization: Hewlett-Packard
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 20:37:59 GMT

I must say that my favorite dialog from Saturday's exp. was when
Tom Servo said:
"Who's going to believe that someone came back from the dead?"
Joel -
"Only a couple million Christians"

Being a Christian, I thought it was very very funny!

--
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Invention Exchange
From: jenkins@local.host
Date: 14 Aug 92 17:17:52 -0600
Reply-To: jenkins@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu
Organization: Organization, City, State, etc.

Submitted for your approval.....

In this day and age in which the crime rate is escalating, personal
survailance systems must become more adaptive.  Imagine if you will that you
are a burgler crossing a lawn in Edina with visions of compact disk players
dancing in your head...
 
   You've done your homework:  no alarms, no guard dogs... But then the rules 
change.... 

   Introducing, The Pit-Bull Chia Pet!  Easy to maintain, difficult to evade...
They hide amoungst your shrubbery like so many stealth fighters over Bagdad! 
As for their effectiveness, Dr. Forrester and I are happy to announce that 
Frank will have to remain in Intensive Care for at least another month!


The Pit-Bull Chia Pet Defence system... Ask for it by name!!!

Dr. Chani Kynes  (As transcribed by Donna Lang.)

dklang@pnet51.orb.mn.org
(Posting with permision on a friend's account.... >B-{   "Deal with it!!!")




 
Lisa                         Jenkins@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu
1603 Thirteenth Street South
Moorhead, Minnesota 56560-3734

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
This has been a test of the emergency broadcast system.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: bscott@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ben Scott)
Subject: Missed jokes?
Summary: Did I miss 'em or did THEY? 
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 92 16:33:35 GMT

> I can't believe that throughout the ENTIRE Indestructible Man experiment,
> nobody made a comment about this:                                        
> The detective's name was "Dick Chasen."                                  
> Think about it, won't you?

*I* can't believe that in Master Ninja 1, they had a guy named Van Cleef, a
guy named Van Patten, driving around in a van, and not a single van joke...

"(chicka-chicka wokka-wokka chicka-chicka wokka-wokka) Master Ninja THEME
song!"

.                            <<<<Infinite K>>>>

--
|Ben Scott, professional goof-off and consultant at The Raster Image, Denver|
|Internet bscott@nyx.cs.du.edu, or call the Arvada 68K BBS at (303)424-6208.| 
|"And on those cold winter mornings, why | "What do you think, sirs?" -Joel |
|not try...Chernobyl Pops!" Max Headroom | "Push the button, Frank" |*Amiga*|
Organization: Rohm and Haas Company
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 09:45:24 EDT
From: Dave Whitman <RSNDWW@rohvm1.rohmhaas.com>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Invention Exchange
Distribution: usa
 <1992Aug12.153031.21313@mdd.comm.mot.com>
 <1992Aug12.181303.11496@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>

My invention this week is an aid to hackers who spend too much time typing
at a keyboard and develop Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.  For these poor sufferers,
the simple act of depressing a key on their keyboard becomes pure agony.
Flipping a toggle switch becomes equivalent to sawing off a major appendage
with a dull, rusty butter knife.

As you can see, the prosthetic is fashioned out of an all-American treat,
the hotdog.  You just take the hotdog out of the bun, hold in both hands,
and use it to press any switches that need activating.

Yes, it's the Push-the-Button Frank.

What do you think, Sirs?

Dave Whitman
PROFS/OV: smtp(rsndww)         * "Reality is what refuses to go away
internet: rsndww@rohmhaas.com  *  when I stop believing in it.
US Mail:  get real             *  -P.K.  Dick
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: conrad@brahms.udel.edu (Jon Conrad)
Subject: Jimmy Smits (was Re: Missed jokes?)
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 20:04:35 GMT

In article <Bt52nt.87@news.udel.edu> conrad@brahms.udel.edu (Jon Conrad) writes:

>And then there's the way Tom Servo periodically murmurs
>"Jimmy Smits."  It cracks me up every time, but how many others get the
>particular ad campaign they're referring to?  Hands please!

Ok, I've been asked to clarify the "Jimmy Smits" bit, which they've been
doing off and on for months now.  First of all, everybody knows that
Jimmy Smits is the actor who played Victor Sifuentes on L.A. LAW?  Ok.

There was a Blake Edwards movie a little over a year ago called
"Switch," about a man being taught a lesson by being reincarnated in
Ellen Barkin's body.  There were lots of tv promos for the movie, and at
the end, the announced always says "Ellen Barkin in SWITCH.  Jimmy
Smits."  Apparently he had some contractual right he was insisting on,
that he didn't want to be "and" Jimmy Smits, or "also starring" Jimmy
Smits, or anything like that.  Just the name by itself, after the title.
It sure sounded silly!

I guess the Best Brains guys thought so too.  Now, whenever anybody says
the name "Jimmy," or the word "switch," or just states a name all by
itself as a sentence, Servo chirps in matter-of-factly with "Jimmy
Smits."

Jon Alan Conrad
From: jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Gypsy's Speech Impediment (was: Amiga sounds [2])
Date: 20 Aug 92 15:26:56 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <1992Aug20.144022.17336@rei.com> fox@rei.com (Fuzzy Fox) writes:
>jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu (Chuck Jordan) writes:
>
>>A small part of Gypsy's "At Night! BONG!" song from HERCULES UNCHAINED
>
>What?  You mean you can actually understand what Gypsy is saying?  I
>think I can safely say that the only time I understood Gypsy was when
>she said "I'm in it for the kicks!"

Oh come on, surely you can also understand at least "Richard Basehart" - 
the person that I have trouble understanding is Magic Voice. Somebody 
give her some elocution lessons!

-- 
John Switzer               | "Don't mess with me, man!
                           | I'm a higher mammal!"
74076.1250@Compuserve.com  | 
jrs@netcom.com             |
From: mpython@nutrimat.gnu.ai.mit.edu (... and the flying circus)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Star Crash
Date: 12 Aug 92 19:00:57 GMT
	<1992Aug11.183620.9806@mdd.comm.mot.com>
	<1992Aug11.211311.2180@news2.cis.umn.edu>
Distribution: na
Organization: Worcester Discordian Society, Cabal of the Unemployed
In-reply-to: stitzel@lenti.med.umn.edu's message of 11 Aug 92 21:13:11 GMT

>>>>> On 11 Aug 92 21:13:11 GMT, stitzel@lenti.med.umn.edu (Joel Stitzel (Med)) said:
:> Too late.  I saw "Laserblast" as the opening feature for "Star
:> Crash" (another winner) at the 100 Twin Drive-In when I was about
:> eleven years old.  It was pretty poor, even in retrospect, and I've
:> seen some miserable films in my life- time.

:> Joel and the 'bots would have a tough time with "Laserblast", but
:> "Star Crash" might be fun.  Made in Italy in the wake of the "Star
:> Wars" popular explosion.  Stars Caroline Munro
:> and...*gasp*...Marjoe Gortner.  I loved "Star Wars" and I was a
:> _kid_ and I _still_ lost my composure due to this film!  My parents
:> must have thought they were in hell.

booowargh... is this the film with David Hasslehoff, and the annoying
indestructable robot, and the classic line "Imperial Starship, stop
the flow of time!"

my friends rented this one... TWICE!!! We had fun keeping score (let's
see, the cheezy ships strung together are worth 10 points a piece...)

						jer
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