HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dise@fog.cs.odu.edu (Aegis)
Subject: Re: Nickname suggestions
Organization: DUBL-D Enterprises, Inc.
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 14:32:10 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.035544.23502@wdl.loral.com> bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt) writes:
>In article <NL2ViB7w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US>, amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
>|> TOYOTA.
>
>Points for not being all that dumb. Points for being marginally original.
>Few people actually go by the nickname `TOYOTA.' Points for being easy to
>pronounce when screaming. Actually has a certain flair when screamed.
>
>It is, however, still dumber than the one I have now. It's even dumber
>than yours, and mine's better than yours, but only by a bit.
>

You don't like Toyota??  Whyever not??

My suggestion:  MAVEN.  It's pronounced like raven, only with an 'M'.
I don't have a dictionary handy, but as I recall it's similar in meaning
to 'wizard' or 'master'.

			--Aegis

-- 
I have a basket hanging in my room, just thought I'd tell you . . .
I'll think what I damn well please, you certainly get away with it!!
"...And among the system's many undocumented features is one that reboots..."
Warning!  Someone reset alt.binaries.pictures.erotica--assuming nothing read.
From: patten@lumchan.ifa.hawaii.edu (Brian Michael Patten)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: sleep deprivation
Keywords: do we really need these keyword things
Date: 11 Apr 92 07:48:13 GMT
Organization: Institute for Deprivation, Univ. of Hawaii

In article <1992Apr9.233002.16020@ncsu.edu>, bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (BILLY JOE BISSETTE) writes:
|> In article <9APR199212534286@zeus.tamu.edu>, gep3817@zeus.tamu.edu (PANGLE, GLEN EDWARD) writes:
|> 
|> |> sleep deprivation is wonderful, but when are the hallucinations
|> |> supposed to start?
|> |> 
|> 
|> Around hour number forty for me.  Thats when I begin to wonder if I'm a
|> hallucination of myself.

After 36 hours I don't recommend operating an automobile, especially 
at night.  The police aren't amused when you claim, "I was only trying
to avoid the snakes...".



A Different Brian

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"For God's sake man, I'm just a country doctor, not some
 kind of kahuna..."
                                        Star Trek, Episode #79
                                        "Beam Me to Blue Hawaii"
From: bjcg2405@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (gn0tt)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Oh-oh. Sam Kinison is dead.
Date: 13 Apr 92 19:15:57 GMT
Article-I.D.: ux1.1992Apr13.191557.13382
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

TRIBUTE TO A FALLEN HERO

Sam K. met a cruel fate
In a horrible wreck
With teenage grim reaper
Sam broke his neck

Now Sam is at peace
With no troubles to bear
Lying stiff on that slab
With an endearing blank stare

In life we must take
The bitter with the sweet
Sam once made us laugh
Now he's a hunk of dead meat

He loved to scream at women
Calling them bitch and ho
But it's hard to keep screaming
With that tag on your toe

Sam can still entertain us
Though he can't make a sound
We'll prop him up on a stage
And watch his head flop around


  gn0tt
  85% meter-free 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.arabic,soc.culture.indian
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: water bottle fist removal dance
Keywords: free, porch, Guam, generalisimo, poignant
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center And Storm Door Company
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 18:16:15 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.174932.15613@watserv1.waterloo.edu> lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058) writes:
>Two days out of port and the launch shudders in a heavy sea.  The madeira
was still holding out, though.
From: plord@hub.cs.jmu.edu (Paul Lord)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Bliss and agony
Date: 10 Apr 92 20:48:13 GMT
Organization: James Madison University

I have some vague illness currently. It's slightly more aggressive than 
your average flu, but it doesn't feel like mono or anything. Still, 
I have been wiped out and suffering for much of this week.

I must describe my room. It's no big deal, mind you, and it's a mess, but 
it does have two huge windows, one to the east, one to the west. The house 
itself is five miles outside of campus/town, and sits on a small plateau. 
We're in the middle of the Senandoah Valley, so I have about a 300 degree
radius view of the mountains, which are about 20 miles out in either direction.

I sleep feet-westwise, awake each morning to the sun and have a clear shot 
of the sunsets, many of which are actually quite superior to your average
Turner.

"I saw Satan fall like a lightning flash from heaven"

The storm started to crest over the mountains at about 11. Very nice show,
more lightning than I've seen in quite a while. The whole ridge was lit at
times, and the rain (tin roof, of course) and wind combined for a wondrous
howl-and-chatter. Wagner would have wept.

"Out of the deep have I called unto thee..."

Instead of the Ring, I was listening to the Rutter Requiem. The cello solo
in the beginning of "out of the Deep" came on just as the storm really hit
the house, and the sky looked light nothing if not midday in June, and the
extra strength cold and allergy gunk was starting to take effect.

"The Thunder, Perfect Mind" indeed. 
paul
--
% Paratheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris   / Pope Festering Meme 
% Esoteric, Erwin Schrodinger Cabal   / In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni

    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby)
Subject: Re: GREAT COMPUTER SALE!!!!!!!!!!!! CHEAP!!!!
Reply-To: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby)
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 17:46:19 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.031046.14724@acsu.buffalo.edu> kalisiak@acsu.buffalo.edu  
(Christophe M. Kalisiak) writes:
>In article <3_pjzwl.carasso@netcom.com> carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
>>I was late in getting this, but last week this was advertised in
>>PC/Computing Magazine.
>>
>>
>>FOR AN INCREDIBLE DEAL:   1-800-949-7280
>>
>>486-33 Compaq Deskpro/M
>>
>[description deleted]
>>
>>ALL total market price (suggested)  $19,832
>>
>>Sale price (special offfer from PC/Computing Mag):  $1,278.43
>>
>>Call B&R Computers at 1-800-949-7280
>>
>
>Don't you know you are not supposed to post commercial 'for sale' 
>messages on the net?

*SPWOT*

--
Nope, nothing wrong here
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10450 misc.forsale.computers:16976 misc.forsale:13440
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.forsale.computers,misc.forsale
Subject: Re: GREAT COMPUTER SALE!!!!!!!!!!!! CHEAP!!!!
From: amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis)
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 18:06:51 PDT
Organization: The Batchelor Pad
Keywords: GREAT SALE!!!

kalisiak@acsu.buffalo.edu (Christophe M. Kalisiak) writes:

> In article <3_pjzwl.carasso@netcom.com> carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
> >I was late in getting this, but last week this was advertised in
> >PC/Computing Magazine.
> >
> >
> >FOR AN INCREDIBLE DEAL:   1-800-949-7280
> >
> >486-33 Compaq Deskpro/M
> >
> [description deleted]
> >
> >ALL total market price (suggested)  $19,832
> >
> >Sale price (special offfer from PC/Computing Mag):  $1,278.43
> >
> >Call B&R Computers at 1-800-949-7280
> >
> 
> Don't you know you are not supposed to post commercial 'for sale' 
> messages on the net?
> 
> 
> Chris Kalisiak
> kalisiak@acsu.buffalo.edu


SO KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



--
the dot end
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: USENET Readership report for Mar 92
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 01:39:49 GMT

In <MJD.92Apr3055727@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (The Tesseravore) writes:
>In article <1992Apr2.235240.2820@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>   In news.lists reid@decwrl.DEC.COM (Brian Reid) writes:
>   >  29  98000  2003   85%    13   674.0     0%  0.01   4.7%  comp.sources.unix
>   >  30  97000  1992   74%  2187  2935.1    13%  0.05   4.6%  talk.bizarre
>   Wow?  We're at #30?  And all we have to do to move up is kill 2000 people who
>   read comp.sources.unix but not talk.bizarre!
>    We can do better.  Note: c.s.u only beat us out by 11 readers in the
>`actual number of readers in sampled population' column.  If I mail
>Brian a bogus arbitron report with fabricated data for a couple hundred
>users, we'll move up to #22.

But then what do we do NEXT month?  You have to KEEP fabricating the data,
and eventually he'll catch on.  If we KILL the 2000 c.s.u readers, they
STAY dead.  Much less hassle.
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: No more nickname suggestions please (and other stuff)
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 17:56:46 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <MJD.92Apr10122356@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
  <1992Apr14.033759.11946@wdl.loral.com>

nice of you to vindicate, wooden yacht. i figured i'd let it fester
until a natural resolution transpired. neat. we all have to take our
stands against this sort of thing, of course. it's the Right Thing To Do.

so...you need help with your .sig?
well, today i'm in a GOOD mood, so i figure it's time i sort of was, er,
helpful...and head off those awful "Bayonet Snooty" references in the pass or
at the bud (nip). thing. in passing.

here's how mine came about:

Dennis the Menace i *think* originated in "The Beano", a British comic
from the 50s (may have even been earlier). Anyway, also in there was the
strip "Lord Snooty And His Pals", and it was rather zool; the Beano is still
going BTW. 
i wanted a .sig with a touch of ambivalence and mystery; maybe "snooty" drives
Yanks subconsciously mad (jealous because they have monarch envy - going
right against the egalitarian grain har har), but the "and his pals" makes it
all ok - if you know the reference. So i'd only get flamed by "ignorami".
Hehe. Snooty after all, eh?

Also, when i managed a band at college, we played one time with The Bonzo
Dog Doo Dah Band, one of the truly creative rock/comedy groups ever to
appear - in fact, they were "so unique" that no-one has ever come close
to my knowledge (but hey! - it's not impossible). Like Monty Python and
rock music, the set stuffed with hundreds of weird props, Victoriana,
some of which spontaneously exploded or disintegrated! Wild stuff for
a pub evening of live music.

The Bonzos had one hit record (although they recorded a lot more) called
"Urban Spaceman" - maybe this rings a bell with you. One of their funniest
tracks was "The Intro And The Outro", featuring such lines as "...and
looking relaxed, Adolf Hitler on vibes...". This particular tune ends
with craziness and lotsa shouting, the last line being "and lord snooty
and his giant poisoned electric head so THE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E---RE!!"

Since i love the bonzos unto death, i thought "giant poisoned electric
head" was a quaint and surreal metaphor for usenet...so i use it in
my .sig.
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| lord snooty @the giant | wolfpack, silver, down to the water             |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew palfreyman@cup.portal.com   |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------

p.s. The current quote is from a Grace Slick / Paul Kantner album called
     "Sunfighter". Silver Spoon. Don't ask.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: Re: nouns
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 03:41:29 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

ferrand@niblick.ecn.purdue.edu (Brian K Ferrand) writes:
)
)today i took a dog for a ride. 
)then i killed it.
)
)then i saved it.
)then i killed it.
)
)
)mostly i killed it.
)
)
) - brian 
)
)PU had alot to do with the dog, and nothing to do with this post


HA! HA! YOU FUNNY.  YOU BIZARRE.  THIS IS SO FUNNY AND BIZARRE.
HA! HA! I LIKE.  I LIKE.  I HAVE NO TASTE.  HA! HA! I LIKE.
HA! HA! I AM LOSER LIKE YOU.  HA! HA!  YOU UN SO FUNNY.
PLEASE POST LOSTS MORE OF YOUR GREEAT ARTICLES.  
YOU SO FUNNY.  HA! HA.   sigh...

--
From: jchrist@GeoWare.COM (Jesus Christ)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Crime doesn't pay
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 21:24:50 EDT
Organization: GeoWare Software Design, Toronto ON

 BBS: CRS Premium Bulletin Board - Hayes V9600/ULTRA  (416) 629-7000
Date: 04-14-92 (02:47)              Number: 112380
  To: BILL HARNELL                  Refer#: NONE               (Msg #40 of 123)
From: KEVIN JOHNSON                   Read: YES                (Thread #2 of 4)
Subj: DRDOS6                        Status: PUBLIC MSG
Conf: IBM (2)                    Direction: FORWARD
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hello Bill, what with all the snow, wind and BBs problems,
I don't know how much is getting thru. Still looking for those
OS/2 v1.3 files ending in @.
Using Qaplus, no mouse loaded I get 22758 Dryhstones, Video
cps of 31558 and whetstones of 5712.1K.
With EMM386.sys loaded this drops to 22758,23668, and 5712.1K
Add a mouse and down we go to 22758,18900,5414K.
Should this be so?
I have a Tseng ET4000, with 1 meg. Qaplus reports a base
address of A000h and 256K. Wouldn't that mean that it uses
upper memory between A000-DFFF? If so why does that memory map
show a void at C000 for 4@8k blocks.
My speaker makes no sound although Qaplus tests it OK. What
can I look for besides connects to the speaker and the board?
Question, questions, questions... this is now 5 days trying to
get this all straight!<G>.
Thanks in advance.


May you sail
through life.



Kevin J.       Lagoon City, Ont/
           
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From: dac@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My desk
Date: Mon, 06 Apr 92 02:18:49 GMT
Reply-To: munnari!labtam!eyrie!prolix!dac
FollowUp-To: talk.bizarre
Keywords: 
Organization: More like Dis~, really.

In article <5qVqiB3w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US>, Amniocentesis writes:

<Previous Lists - deleted.>

> I just moved to a new place, so my desk has lost much of its previous
> character.  However, there are some items of note:

> *  Keyboard, SVGA monitor, and Trudox trackball (I hate chasing mice

> *  A bottle of Shinola (I'm not kidding), black
> 
> *  A bottle of Gopher Death (I really am NOT kidding)
> 
> *  A souvenier bottle of Prudhoe Bay crude petroleum (I'm telling you
> that I am really, really not kidding!)
> 
> *  My watch, my wallet and my comb
> 
> *  My change of address package from the Post Office
> 
> I have no plants.

And a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains.

> the dot end

thank dot fuck dot for dot that

Hyprocrite mode: Currently on my desk.

Printer - Epson lx850, doesn't belong to me.
Little Panasonic radio/tape player, connected to my computer
Red clock on top of speaker, showing 12.29pm
Red phone
ABC switch plus assorted cabling
NetComm M5 V32 modem
SpeedKing joystick.
Boing! optical mouse + reflective mouse mat
Amiga 2500 with the works.
Nec 3D multisync monitor
Black LCD watch on top of monitor, showing 12.28pm
30 or so assorted 3.5" floppy disks
Amigados 2 manual
Statement of various bank accounts within the one bank;

	6th Feb - 30th March total debits  $ 5410.15
                             total credits $ 6059.55

		Normal account balance  -  $  812.66
		Cheque account balance  -  $  497.78
                Savings account balance -  $12724.55

Collins Concise dictionary
Walkers Rhyming dictionary
Box of Environementally Friendly, Chlorine-free tissues
A Sony Walkman
A charger for rechargable batteries, complete with two batteries.
Some post-it notes (light green)
A clothes peg
A phillips-head screwdriver.
A jeweller's screwdriver (.5mm)
Yellow handled long nose pliers
An empty SEIKO watch battery pack (SR920W (370) 1.55V silver oxide
"Oh No More Lemmings" box [Currently up to level 11 of Havoc]
Variable output plug pack that produces noisy DC voltage [hence the charger]
A very used tissue destined for the bin.

Next to me I have a piano (takes short break to play "In an
English Country Garden), but that isn't mine either.

No plants
(currently) No cat attacking my keyboard
No drugs
No music
No caffiene products
No sand sculptures

Have a nice day.

Dac
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Alfvaen)
Subject: Re: Nickname suggestions
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 17:22:08 GMT

James Woodyatt writes
> So, Mr. Rigler, since you're in Hawaii, I have a special recommendation
> for you: run, don't walk, run to the nearest airport, catch a flight to
> Maui, take the bus into Lahaina, buy a cheap can of Hawaiian beer from
> a liquor store, go and sit under the banyan tree, drink the can of beer
> whilst meditating on the nature of your mistake, and immolate yourself
> when you have transcended understanding, and you have actually `become
> one' with the heinosity of your suggestion. You must do this to restore
> your family honor.
> 
> You owe the Oracle a bottle of `Shotz' beer and your eternal silence.

Aha!  It's the Oracle!

How about "The Oracle" for a nickname?

> -- 
> James Woodyatt  Space Systems/Loral   Palo Alto, CA    
bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
> 
> ``And when he dreamed his ears drooled thirty weight engine oil
> He took personality tests and stapled them to his lower lip''
> 				    --Stan Ridgway,
> 				      `Jack Talked (Like A Man On Fire)'

--

---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
Current Album--Shadowfax:Too Far To Whisper
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Subject: Re: Ken vs Gypsy, CJ and others
Organization: Computer Services Centre, Australian National University
Date: 10 Apr 92 05:03:34 GMT


WILL ALL OF YOU PLEASE GIVE IT A FUCKING REST?????????

meanwhile, ken hasn't posted here for weeks. 

I really miss his posts; all of this idiotic back and forth
stuff isn't worth one of the shorter ones.

josh
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Biggest Fungus in the World
Date: 8 Apr 92 06:43:44 GMT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

:    Q.Q. is visiting.  She told me that the New York Times had an
: article last week about a single fungus in Alabama that covers something
: like fifty acres and has been alive since the end of the last ice age.

that's right. i believe it is called "ernest". or at least, is believed
to enjoy the appellation. or was it "george" ? o nevermind.

o yes; please be more precise about the areal extent in future.
"the end of the ice age" is a bit woolly too. not a mammoth problem though.

this is definitely a follow-up.
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| lord snooty @the giant | wolfpack, silver, down to the water             |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew palfreyman@cup.portal.com   |
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From: mlegare@wetware.com (Box)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: LIFE?
Date: 8 Apr 92 17:33:15 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Scientific Harmony

lefty@apple.com (St. Lefty) writes:

] In article <1992Mar22.171235.16453@wetware.com>, mlegare@wetware.com (Box)
] writes:

] > mnowosel@kermit.UVic.CA (Michael  Nowoselski) writes:
] > ] ( Question - if a person replies seriously to a post intended in jest,
] > ] 	     does the original poster get awarded a "CARASSO"?

] > Proposed: the CARASSO award 
] > 		dimensions - 7'x32'
] > 		composition - lead
] > 		inscription - FOLLOWUPS TO MISC.TEST
] > 		depiction - one (1) TRS-80 model I

] I thought a CARASSO was a unit of measurement, equal to one clueless followup
] per original posting.


the award is designed to produce one bruno of sound when dropped on the 
recipient.  a bruno is a unit of measurement used to measure the amount
of sound generated by dropping a piano off a specific building at MIT.

i blame bc for my knowing this.

[]
Mr. Roger Carasso has generated so many billions of CARASSO units from his
posting that a new unit, the GIGACARASSO!!!!!!!  had to be developed.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: ACADEMY AWARDS Re: Two Cents
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 21:22:02 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
>gagnon@Panda1.UOttawa.CA (Jean-Serge Gagnon) writes:
)) Okay,
)) 	I've been reading this for a bit, and I thought I'd put in my
)) 2 cents.
)
)     Has anyone else noticed that whenever some
)net.bozo offers to put in their "2 cents," that's
)just about exactly what their commentary is worth,
)if that?
)
)) First, I wouldn't qualify myself as a "wizard", but I can sure say
)) that I have a bit more common sence than others.
)
)     Priceless.
)
)) Let's not get flammed here :-).
)
)     Even more so.  And the smiley is perfect.
)
)     Oh and btw, you're not being flamed.
)You're being used as a lab specimen, you
)fucking net.peasant.

Ahhhhhh.  Now *this* is a good post.  Finally.

It is not too short, and not too long.
It makes fun of others, yet is concise, 
and flows with irony (hence oddity and bizarreness).


carasso "teaching through punishments and rewards"

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Newsgroups: alt.sex,talk.bizarre
From: buzzard@eng.umd.edu (Sean Barrett)
Subject: Re: finger dnoelle
Date: Wed, 08 Apr 92 03:35:48 GMT
Organization: Fraternity of Avian Deists
Keywords: SHIT

In article <10256@inews.intel.com> bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>				--Blair
>				  "And I didn't expect to be
>				   playing it in an auditorium."

Cathedral.
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: unlikely commodities. 5.
Date: 6 Apr 92 14:29:51 GMT
Article-I.D.: magnolia.NJ.92Apr6092951
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu


				NORMOL[r] brand
			       DECONFUSANT SPRAY

			      Eliminates Oddities

				     Kills
				 urban legends,
				  ripleys and
				    artists

				  Fresh Scent
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: thought for the day
From: dhoward@desire.wright.edu (sparky-desire)
Date: 11 Apr 92 18:49:01 EST
Organization: Wright State University 

alan kulwicki's winston cup team is sponsored by hooters.

-- 
.sparky.
From: c315-30@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: fun with inhalants
Date: 14 Apr 92 07:56:22 GMT
Organization: University of Alberta, Edmonton, Canada

In talk.bizarre AND SOC.CULTURE.ARABIC, carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:


>APPARENTLY THAT WHOLE UGLY KEYWORD THING IS REARING ITS UGLY HEAD AGAIN.
>
>I FOUND THIS ARTICLE IN ALT.DRUGS:
>
>fordam@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Andrew M Ford) writes:
>
>)
>)Keywords: SEX, DRUGS, ARABS, ROCK N ROLL
>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>)
>)At the beginning of this school year me and a friend were looking to get  
>)high real bad, so we decided to try modle glue. At first it was bad  
>)because the manufacturer put some mustard seed in the glue to discourage  
>)inhaling it, but we still managed to.  After inhaling about one tube a  
>)piece, we were pretty fucked up. No visuals or anything real intense, but  
>)just an extremely euphoric feeling.  Anybody out there ever try glue or  
>)any other type of inhalant, and were they any good? Also, any body heard  
>)of someone frying their brains from doing thisy type of shit.
>
>PLEASE TAKE SOC.CULTURE.ARABIC OFF THESE CROSS-POSTS AND MAINTAIN SOME
>KINDNESS WITH RESPECT TO OTHER PEOPLES POINTS OF VIEW.
>
>PLEASE!
>
>THANK YOU.
>
>-- 

Fuck. I should've known Carasso would find a way. And me without my
checkbook.

--
Gerald