HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Date: 8 Apr 92 16:19:33 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr8.031307.3333@uunet.uu.net> ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) writes:

>'Chelle sez:
>>Ender shrieks:
>>>
>>>LIES LIES LIES!!!  IT'S ALL LIES!  WE'RE REEEEEEEEALLY NOT HORRIBLE PEOPLE AT
>>>ALL!!!  THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR ALARM CITZEN!!!  I'M FROM YOUR GOVERNMENT AND
>>>I'M HERE TO HELP YOU!!!  BUT *OFFICER* SHE *PAYED* ME TO DO THAT!!!  I HAVE
>>>NEVER EVEN *HEARD* OF ANYONE NAMED DAN HORNER!!!
>>
>>I think that just about sums up *Ender*... *grin*
>>>
>>>Actually it was a lot of fun...  Kind of a warm-up for the beach chat...
>>>'Chelle's a very nice person...  even if we DID drive her friends away...
>>>heh heh heh heh heh...  }=>
>>
>>Nah, they thought you were cool... in fact, all of a sudden they've all
>>started saying, "Kuhel!"  I don't know *where* they got it, but it weirded me
>>out a little...

>I'd like to point out that "kuhel" has been an Ender phrase for quite sometime
>now and was in no way meant to infringe upon Socks' "kuhel"ness...  probably
>quite different in person, but who knows...  =)

>>And I did have a great time meeting the notorious Uunet folk, only sorry that
>>Andy couldn't make it.  Steve, Ender and yes, even Blade are all wonderful,
>>warm, sweet, compassionate... oh, wait.  They begged me not to reveal that.

>I'm meeeelllllllllltttttiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggggg....   auuuuuuughhh...


The freezer quick quick get the superglue!................

>>These guys are the most twisted, debaucherous, crude devildemons that ever
>>walked the face of the Earth.  

>The truth will set you free...  =)

>>We all got along *great*.  (Had to say it before they did)

>Heh heh...  hey 'Chelle, think we should make Scategories the official game
>of the Beach Chat?!  *grin*

>>
>>'Chelle
>>LJG's Little Jalapeno
>>Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
>>      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
>>                       Or is it madness?
>>                                         -- Melissa Etheridge


>-Ender
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh)
Subject: Re: New Secretary to da Prez
Keywords: New Secretary to the President of the RFA
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 03:02:06 GMT

Julie graces us with her HuskyTyping(TM):
>>
>>I am happy to announce the Position for Secretary to the
>>President of the Romantic Fire Association has been filled....
>>
>>Pete Walsh, otherwise known as Ender
>
>>Congratulations, Ender!! 
>
>I second that!

=)  I'm always better the second time around...

>>
>>    Let's have a great round of **Applause** for the 
>>   NEW  SECRETARY  TO  THE  PRESIDENT  OF  THE  RFA  !!
>>      **Congratulation HUGS and SQUEEZES to ENDER**
>
>*applause*

Thank you, thank you...  *bow, bow*

>Hey Ender...since you're new to the position...how 'bout I take you
>to an innocent secretarial lunch and show you how secretaries do coffee?  
>
>Hum????

Sounds...  interesting...  count me in...  =)

>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>				|
> Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
> Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
> PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
> Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
>				|	   
>Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
>				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
>
>__________________________________________________________________________


-Ender

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: crerar@uunet.uu.net (Andy Crerar)
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 13:14:27 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.004522.23999@uunet.uu.net> smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield) accuses: 
>In article <1992Apr7.212910.11547@uunet.uu.net> crerar@uunet.uu.net (Andy Crerar) writes:
>>
>>Andy the As Yet Otherwise Untitled Guru (AYOUG)
>>
>>[*]  Not that being a Scotsman is so bad.  I'm one (by descent) myself.
>							^^^^^^^
>
>Come now Andy, we know you're anything BUT decent.  Be honest with the people.

Heck, I'm still trying to prove that I *exist*.  And I never claimed to be 
decent: depraved, delicious, delectible, debauched, debased, decisive, 
defiant, debriefed, degenerate, deific, delinquent, delusive, and even 
declassified, but not decent.  Always honest though...;)

>Oh, wait, you said deSCENT!!  Oh, sorry, never mind.
>
>>Andy Crerar                     crerar@uunet.uu.net
>>CS Administrative Asst.         uunet!crerar
>
>
>Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
>The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
>===============================================================================
>Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
>  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
>    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
>			Queensryche - Anybody Listening


Andy the YOUG
-- 
Andy Crerar                     crerar@uunet.uu.net
CS Administrative Asst.         uunet!crerar
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man))
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 01:13:35 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.224133.22954@nic.umass.edu> S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( ) writes:
>Well, at least the "new" part was right!
>
>Hi everyone!  I'm new to this group.  Just thought I'd check it out and it
>seems pretty cool....So, do you have room for another new face??
>
>Christy!

Hi there!  Always room for another beautacious face!!  Welcome to ARC,
and since my LittleBro ain't here I guess I will have to say this for
him...

'Welcome to ARC the happiest place on the net!'
______________________________________________________________________
Rip                                                   _____
1/2 of the                          rip@sequent.com  /     \
Official Palanquin Bearers                          /  rip  \
For the Secretaries                                 |xxx-xxx|
Of the RFA                                       ___|_______|___
And BigBro to LF and 'Chelle                         \~ ~~ ~\
                                                      \~~ ~~~\
                                                       \ ~ ~~ \
Help!  My karma ran over my dogma, and it can't get up!!
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( )
Subject: ROMANCE IS BACK!
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Amherst
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 14:26:39 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

I have the most wonderful, fantastic, exciting news!

Yesterday was my sister's birthday.  Her boyfriend made her dinner - chicken
parmigiana.  He put balloons and decorations up all over the house.  After
dinner, he disapeared into the kitchen and told my sister (robin) to stay
there.  A couple minutes later, he yelled that he was coming out with dessert
and she had to close her eyes. So, she did.

He walked out carrying the dessert and singing Happy Birthday like this:
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Will you marry me dear robin?
Happy Birthday to you

She heard what he said but didn't pay any attention to it.  She opened her eyes
to blow out her candle and ....lo and behold, there was a diamond ring around
the candle.  She almost fainted. He got down on his knee and asked her to marry
him....needless to say, she said YES!

I think she may have had the best birthday ever!

Christy
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: weka@polari.com
Subject: Far wilder than the New York Times, and sweeter too!
Organization: Seattle Online Public Access Unix.  (206) 328-4944 (all lines telebit-equipped)
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 16:30:18 GMT

While laughing and goggling I am somehow reminded of my first 
experience with the New York Times; the difficulty of tuning 
in each day and reading storie follow ups...trying to figure out
who the characters and themes are, etc.  This place is great!
From: jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu (John M. Turner)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: It's not my fault
Date: 14 Apr 92 03:31:26 GMT
Followup-To: na
Distribution: alt.romance.chat
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART writes:
>*crackle,crackle*  NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM
>
>"Hey fix the bunny-ears will ya? I'm losing Tiny Toons!"

OH MY GOD!!!!! ANOTHER TINY-TOONS FAN!!!!!

(John suddenly notices the silence across the net, and the eyes of
thousands of ARCitizens looking at him....)

Well, I thought I was the only one...


-- 
               John "J.T." Turner - jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu
..and with just one truth I find you can't go wrong
Wherever you go, whatever you do, whatever you say, say it with Love!
 -- Moody Blues - Keys of the Kingdom
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: : ) (Since we seem to be competing...)
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 09:23:34 -0500

Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S Fitzgerald)


>Two feet? Why so far away? :-) Donna and I tend toward 2 millimeters
>when we're together. :-)

That's so he can eat to gain the strength he'll need later...



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
				|
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

__________________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: TushRater
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 16:59:05 GMT

In article <1992Apr11.010821.783@uunet.uu.net> smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield) writes:
>In article <1992Apr10.194015.26907@wetware.com> diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) writes:
>>] 
>>] What should they wear?   How about as little as possible....
>>] Tight Speedos or something....   :-)~
>>
>>tight WHITE spandex, of course...
>
>Oh, please.  You're just looking for an excuse to hold a wet spandex contest.

Yeah?  Is there a problem?  *grin*

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
..............................................................................
Only connect the prose and the passion, and both will be exalted, and human
love will be seen at its height.  Live in fragments no longer.  Only connect,
and the beast and the monk, robbed of the isolation that is life to either,
will die.  -- E. M. Forster, _Howards End_
From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: charter of this group - is there one?
Date: 9 Apr 92 03:49:55 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA

Michelle muses:
> 
> Well, what could I do?  He said his car hit a water buffalo!  This is why
> NCHWNbaST Woman always carries spares...

Spare?  What spare?  I deeedn't seee no steeenking spare....

(Either that, or it was the *smallest* towel in the world...


Lee
(MHW's sweet baboo)


-- 
Lee J. Groves, National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ
Usenet:   {arizona,decvax,ncar}!noao!lgroves or  uunet!noao.edu!lgroves
Internet: lgroves@noao.edu         SPAN/HEPNET:  draco::lgroves
Phonenet: 602-325-9357
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: I hereby Issue my challenges!
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 17:33:22 GMT

MarkK quotes:
>> 
>> Eerrr. Gathering Wood? Splitting Wood with BattleAxe?
>> 
>Perhaps he can cut down the strongest tree in the forest with...a HERRING!
>#include<horror.movie.sound.effect>

A herring?!  It can't be done!  What about another shubbery... slightly higher
than the first so you get that two-level effect...
>
>Sorry, I saw Holy Grail about fifty times this past weekend...

I've had weekends like that...
>
>Now if only I could find Castle Anthrax... }:->

Just follow the glowing grail-shaped beacon!

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Erin's Questions - GRW
Keywords: Kissing
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 01:15:48 -0500

>Hey, Erin!!  Question Time!!  Wake Up!!  This question is
>going to be on "kissing".... **The audience cheers**  
>
>One quote on kissing, "A kiss is a fervent attempt to absorb,
>to breathe in, a portion of the being whom we love" by
>Giovanni Jacopo Casanova....  
>
>Another is "The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a
>cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer," by Oliver 
>Wendell Holmes, Sr.      
>
>"There are wild, hungry kisses and there are rollicking kisses,
>and there are kisses fluttery and soft as the feather of 
>cockatoos," by Diane Ackerman.
>
>
>Considering the above quotes and your own ideas, What are your
>innermost thoughts and feelings about "KISSING"....  
>
>**soft kiss**  (to get you in the mood....  :-)  )  

	Well...  Interesting, I believe.

	Kissing was something I had missed for two years.  I had been
kissed during the time, yet it was not a kiss of love, nor of emotion.
Something lacked.  I believe one of the best kisses I ever got was the
first on e I ever got, and then the one which happened more recently.
Cathy gave me that new breath.  Though sometimes I believe I 'breathe'
people too much, for I feel more for people than some people think.  I
take things a bit more seroiusly than most think.

	Possibly, tyhe best real kiss is the soft one.  It can be full
of feeling, and that to me is more important than the lust type kiss.
I like it light on the lips, moving to a more 'full' feel of a kiss...
It is almost as if the people are working in feeling... as if they are
becoming 'comfortable' with one another.

	The 'hungry' kiss is just as nice, but on a wholy different
level.  When I first felt this type of kiss (1991), I was overtaken,
for it was from someone I didn't expect it from at the time.  I am
still with that person.  :)  It was SO Passionate, I couldn't imagine
anything deeper in feeling.

	Basically, both are great, but in my opinion, the softer
start, the better...  In short:  Kisses are (to me) more personal,
more intense, and more meaningful than most anything else.
-- 
Erin Anderson    -    Socks    -    The Robe, The Ring, and The Romance.
ARC's Philosopher, Dreamer, & Stand-up Comedian.
		       (Lis's Hero on call 24 hours.)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 00:49:26 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.185521.16724@nic.umass.edu> S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( ) writes:
>In <92106.112929RJD118@psuvm.psu.edu> <RJD118@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>Will you be hurt if I skip those wild mushrooms? I'm not a fan of them. 
>BLECCHHHH!
>

I'll eat her....share!!  I LOVE mushrooms!!!  And now you've got me hungry
thinking about that dish...

OH WILL YOU ALL PLEASE GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!!!   I was talking
about the venison!!!!

>Christy

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
and Official Green Light Spotter for the Secretary
to the President of the RFA.
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude)
Subject: Cute as what?
Keywords: Kissing
Organization: WHAT?
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 14:23:44 GMT

 Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> shocks me with...
>
>Erin *IS* cute as shit!
>
"Hey! SexySec! Bring that dried up pile that PuterDog dropped over in
the corner a couple of days ago. There's some guy here that thinks it's
cute, and I want to look and see if he's right. I don't know, maybe I'm
missin' somethin'! I do like the way it twirls, but I wouldn't call it
cute! What do you think, SexySec?"
	*SLAP* *SLAP*
"Thanks! I needed that!"
--
Puter	puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com "My favorite vanity plate - PHUQUE"
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Tuesday, 7 Apr 1992 17:43:19 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: I'm back
 <LF.92Apr6121019@barkley.berkeley.edu>

In article <LF.92Apr6121019@barkley.berkeley.edu>, lf@barkley.berkeley.edu
(LexicographicalFiend) says:
>
>Lisa apologizes...NOT! 8-):
>>   [...]  And sorry for scaring the eight lives out
>>   of Adrian and his girlfiend.
>
>Well, you must've told her what you were gonna do -- she usually
>follows me around everywhere I go.  And that's *TEN* lives, dear.  I
>just wish I could lift some off her.  8-)
   Nope, she only had *NINE*.  Shessshhhh, it is just like a man, to think
that a woman had never been with another man before him!    *grin*
>
Lisa
Ariel/LE
From: scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: teacher
Date: 15 Apr 92 19:22:02 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.shvoqINNqqq
Organization: U. C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: headcrash.berkeley.edu

>Lisa states:
>
>>  I have to teach you.
>>Scott:
>>**  As long as you're the one doing the teaching, I don't mind.
>
>  So, you are volunteering to be my private experiment? *wicked grin*
>  Oh, the thoughts that sends running through my mind. hee...hee...hee
>
>** Oh yeah,  Just think of thoughts that this sends running through my
>** mind.  *chesirecatgrin*

   *innocent look*  I was thinking along the lines of....mountain climbing,
   hiking, hot tub appreciation, and "how long can you have an ice cube in
   direct contact with skin, before the individual can't stand it any more."
   (And in this one, I am NOT the ICE CUBE.....*grin* I did tell you I can
   read minds, didn't I?) hee...hee...hee
   
**  Let's see mountain climbing, hiking.  I already can do those.
**  Hot tub Appreciation 101 Hands-on instruction.  I think I'll sign
**  up for this one.  Let's see the instructor is Lisa Mae Howard.  Hmm?
**  This class is a definite.

**  What else can I schedule
**  Oooooo,  Torture by Ice Cube 103.  Instructor Lisa Mae Howard.
**  Another definite.  Looks like hands on instruction here too.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Badger        "And even though I know just how very far apart we are
	       It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star
	       And when the night wind plays a lonesome lullaby
	       It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky."
	       Ronstadt & Ingram  "Somewhere out There"
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From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: TushRater
Date: 8 Apr 92 20:38:58 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr8.203858.11432
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <rspbcINNbmf@agate.berkeley.edu> scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier) writes:
>Scott spews:  (I do not spew.)
>
>>I've got it.  The first annual ARC tush contest.  Guys line up and our judge
>>'Chelle will give her astute opinion as to who has the best tush in ARC.
>
>But as you said before, I'm biased.  :-)  But, wait... are we talking tushes
>in Speedos, or Levi's, or... nothing at all... maybe we should have more than
>one judge (you know, share the wealth)...
>
>**  You know 'Chelle you are right. More than one judge.  Perhaps a panel of
>**  three.  Any volunteers out there in ARCland to assist 'Chelle in her
>**  onerous task.

I'll Volunteer!!  Can I be a TushRater Too??  Huh, Can I
Pllllllllllllllllll-ease??   I just *love* tushes.  :-)

And I promise NOT to be biased.... we're rating TUSHES only!!
Yeah, ....     

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of a Nice Tush
From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: TushRater
Date: 7 Apr 92 02:52:56 GMT
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA

Paul enlightens:
> Lee gets all ethical on us:
>>> I've got it.  The first annual ARC tush contest.  Guys line up and our judge
>>> 'Chelle will give her astute opinion as to who has the best tush in ARC.
>>Am I allowed to enter, or would that create a conflict of interest? :)
> Course you're allowed to enter - we just make sure that 'Chelle isn't the
> only judge....

OK.  I'll be a judge, too!  And my, what a cute tush I've got....

Lee


-- 
Lee J. Groves, National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ
Usenet:   {arizona,decvax,ncar}!noao!lgroves or  uunet!noao.edu!lgroves
Internet: lgroves@noao.edu         SPAN/HEPNET:  draco::lgroves
Phonenet: 602-325-9357
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Subject: Re: Dropping Pants
Reply-To: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 20:19:39 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.133014.2970@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>, Steve Salter
<ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
> picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy) fumbles:
> 
> 
> >*FLASH*  Ah, hah! I got it!  Yippee!  I'm rich!  I'm rich!  I'll let you
know
> >how it turns out.
> >[Dave goes into the darkroom.  30 minutes later, he comes out.  He holds up
the
> >picture to the light and examines it.]
> >Gee, Steve, where is it?  I can't see anything here. 
> 
> 
> Oh Maaaaaaan, the LENSCAP the LENSCAP!!!!

Ooooops!!!!  Well, then, we're just going to have to do it again, won't we. 
Hold on a sec.
[Dave makes up flyers and pamphlets advertising the coming event.  He passes
them out to all of the good little girls on the net, selling tickets for 
$20 a piece (gotta get the $20 back that I offered Erin. :-)]
Okay, Steve!  Let'em drop!  [Dave counts his money.]

Dave Roy
Official Masseur to the 
President of the RFA
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