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From: petitc@vccsouth23.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: GWF iso GWF/Bi-WF
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 01:59:53 GMT

mcollins@db (Marty Collins) writes:

>How do you know she is such a beautiful woman? All I got out of the post
>was that she was 18 5'7 and 115 lbs. How do you know she doesn't have
>a tree growing out of her head. How about having that embarrissing
>problem of extra fingers. 

>Point is that tooooooooooooo much emphasis is put on numbers.
>e.g. 36-24-36 5'7" 115lbs $56,000 97 MIPS 66 MHZ shall I go on.

  Actually, 97.3 % of statistics are made up.  :&)

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From: jdunbar@sag4.ssl.berkeley.edu (Jonathan Dunbar)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Looking for a friend to cuddle with.
Date: 18 Dec 92 19:58:26 GMT
Organization: Space Science Labs
NNTP-Posting-Host: sag4.ssl.berkeley.edu

Hi,  I hope that speacial someone gets this.  I`m 26 and just out of college for
a year now.  I live in the Berkeley area.  I`m looking for someone to spend time
with and most of all someone I can cuddle and show affection to (some in return please).  I have two cats, but they just can't hug back.  Well, I could post all
that usuall stuff about how cute I am, and my weight (165lbs). Actually I really
do keep myself looking trim and squeezable.  I have gotten over my last love
( 6 months since ) and I'm ready to move on and live again.  I'm into a lot of 
different things.  I like going out hiking, movies, dancing, and cycling.  I 
would like so much to hear from women who are looking for a REAL relationship,
not just a quick fling.  I don't smoke or drink, so if you do, you`ll definately
find me BOARING.  Oh, I`m 5`11" and a mix of African/Irish/ and Native Crow
blood.  Yep, I really look remarkable......well in a nice pleasant way.  I`m
educated in physics and astronomy, but I never lost my humanity or humor.  I do
wish to hear from you.  So if you are looking and living in the San Fransisco
area, drop me a line.


Jonathan
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From: ljarvie@nyx.cs.du.edu (Lee Jarvie)
Subject: Re: J_baby
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 92 12:00:20 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.221233.14922@phx.mcd.mot.com> sherm@phx.mcd.mot.com (cassie) writes:
>
>Well, I must admit that I didn't understand the part about
>the reader and CR verses CR/LF.  But what the hell is your
>problem.  Her thoughts seem well formed.  It is at least
>obvious to the intuitive observer what she (jessica) means.
>

It may be obvious what she means, but what she is usually rambling
about is useless.  All she is doing is flaming.  She does need (nor
does she usually have) a good reason.  She just babbles on and on.
After a while it gets annoying.

>Does it really matter to you that there are no spaces
>seperating her sentences?  Does everything have to be
>absotutely perfect for you to understand?  Is your mind
>so cluttered with facts that you can't look at a shrub
>in the forest, cause a forest is full of trees.
>

Everything doesn't have to be perfect to me, but YES it would be
really nice, and MUCH easier to read, if there were spaces.  
Even beside the spaces, she still has a long way to go a far
as flaming ability.  She flames by quantity and definately not
quality (for the most part).

>Do you have trouble wiping your ass, when someone puts
>the roll of toliet paper in ``backwards''?


Question:  Exactly which way would be backward?  Over the top or
	   under the bottom?  :)

Lee


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From: an1751@anon.penet.fi
Subject: WM ISO WF (DC Area)
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 20:27:12 GMT



White male, mid-30s, medium height and build, non-smoker, professional.
Considered attractive, intellectual, diverse interests.  Presently in an
unfulfilling marriage.

Hoping to be rescued by a seductive, mature yet fun-loving mid-40's
woman. 


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From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Subject: Re: Lonely Girl
Summary: Well, indeedy...
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 04:00:13 GMT

In article <Bz44B9.9F3@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> shulick@shoshone.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
>In article <1992Dec11.185357.13646@oz.plymouth.edu>, j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) says most sayishly:
>>In article <Bz2C39.Fn5@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
>>>People post sincere ads and wanna-be net-bosses like yourself flame
>>>them.  Use your head more often before you go criticizing every fucking
>>>post that people make.  Jesus.
>>
>>Thank you so much for this nice flame.Not the best i've ever gotten
>>but not the worst.Your name-calling could use a little work and a
>>little more ire in the whole scheme of things might go over well.One
>>question though, what is a net-boss and how does one become one?Sounds
>>like an interesting occupation.But again, thank you for that most
>>public flame:)Laters doods!
>
>What, do you think it's some sort of game?  How did so-and-so introduce
>YOU to usenet? "Ya see, people yell and bitch at each other, and whoever
>does it the best, WINS!"  Not quite.  And a "wanna-be net-boss" is some
>condescending asshole/bitch who comes out of nowhere and starts flaming
>people and such.  It's *usually* a good idea when you first start using
>a certain group to sit back and watch for awhile.  People read flames from
>newbies and think "Who the fuck *is* this person?"  Well, at least
>that's what I thought when I read your post.  Have a terribly great day.
>
MMMMM.One of the few guys who has bothered to be truthful and bitch
instead of mooning over how much they like a girl with 'spunk' pshaw!A
newbie eh?I happen to be of the opinion that if your opinions were any
more intelligent and slightly better thought out, people might think
you were a newbie too.As it is,  I  for one don't think you even
aspire to flaming the crap out of anything, at least not without some
AI to back you up somewhere.At least *that* post would have some
brains and most likely alot of guts to it.How many responses have you
gotten telling you how glad they are that you finally stood up to
tyriannical little me for all the poor flameless sods out
there?Giggle.Thanks for a few laughs buddy roo:)
>-- 
>    // Amiga 3000   ___ \ Sam Hulick: shulick@indiana.edu (NeXTmail OK!)
>   // 68030 25 MHz /__/\ \ My opinions wear combat boots.  Or whatever.
>\\// OS 2.04       \__\/ /
> \/                     /

I think your opinions wear paisley slippers, and the whatever is quite
appropriate to describe the rest of you , i think.You toasted yourself.Gratzies:)

- Flaming Flamer

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From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Subject: Re: Lonely Girl
Summary: Oh baby!
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 92 18:56:52 GMT

In article <1g8hbuINN71e@flop.ENGR.ORST.EDU> reidyj@storm.CS.ORST.EDU (Jay Reidy) writes:
>In article <1992Dec10.150038.5926@oz.plymouth.edu> j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes:
>>you make it sound like you are going to enjoy the 500 email replies
>>you are going to get.have fun getting off on em though.
>  Now, now, Jessica, don't be bitchy.
>
>
Now honey, you know i meant sincerely for her to have fun getting off
on those replies, sex is great, and a mind fuck is better,safer, and
faster than the real thing, though no substitute*big gryn* and why
have most of the email replies i've gotten praised my 'bitchiness' as
'spunk' or 'fire' or something.Sheesh.I don't even need to post an ad,
i've got more email than my machine can handle right now!!Laters doods!





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From: shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick)
Subject: Re: Lame Flames (tm)
Organization: Vallen Software
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 04:44:43 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.021837.6620@oz.plymouth.edu>, j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) says most sayishly:
>So tell me, who gives a fuck about dickhead CS majors like
>you?Gurp.Live a little, be creative.Sheesh, or do you have to use the
>same recycled material?I vote the latter, any opinions?Giggle

We will send AMAZON WOMEN to your doorstep if you'd just use the space
bar correctly!!

:)

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From: doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug Hewko) 
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: more of you???
Date: 11 Dec 92 22:31:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: SYNAPSE BBS - GATINEAU, QUEBEC - 819-561-4321
Reply-To: doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug Hewko) 

From: doug.hewko@synapse.org
.
In article <1992Dec10.222338.2814@gacvx2.gac.edu>, Barbara Thomas Says,
.
BL.In article <1g82jhINN1bd@news.aero.org>  writes:
> In article <1g80m6INNao1@aludra.usc.edu> jamestho@aludra.usc.edu (James
  .Thomas) writes:
> >
> >I love to read a good flame.
> >
>
> Quick! Somebody flame him!  :-)
>                       R.S.
BL.Hey!!!  Who do you think you are to say go and flame him?!?!  That's my
  .little brother!!!  It's my job to say go flame him! :)  *grin*

You mean there are *more* of you???  AAUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! It's 
like a "Twilight Zone" episode gone bad....  <g>

               Doug
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From: bthomas@perdita.gac.edu (Barbara L Thomas)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: attn:  SEAN REID
Date: 11 Dec 92 19:39:24 GMT
Distribution: usa

Sean,
I have tried to get hold of you three times and I get my messages bounced  
back.  Please, get hold of me so we can see if we can fix this problem.

--
Barbara L. Thomas
"The World may never know."
bthomas@nic.gac.edu
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From: guru@halcyon.com (Dennis Wicks)
Subject: Re: New Arrival 21 yr. old S.W.F.
Organization: The 23:00 News and Mail Service
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 18:11:30 GMT

In article <tara.0y1n@legend.akron.oh.us> tara@legend.akron.oh.us writes:
                                                      ^^^^^^^^
What did I say?  (In an earlier post.)  Ohio has an usually high
percentage of great single women!

>-- Now for the introduction :-)
>  I stand at an incredible 5', and weigh 85 lbs. You know what they 
>say, "good things come in small packages". My eyes are blue and I have 
>long, blond hair. I'm a non somker and don't drink.
>  My personality is outgoing, but for all you macho campers, hikers, 
>mountain climbers etc. I'm not your type. I much prefer a movie or a 
>play, a romantic candle lit dinner, and cuddling in front of the 
>fireplace, to buiding a campfire in the woods and crawling in a 
>sleeping bag. 
>   My varied interests include, sketching, painting, graphic arts, 
>horseback riding, writing, talking to and being with good friends, 
>good movies, plays, art exhibits and concerts. 
>   Music is one of my passions and with the exceptions of heavy metal 
>and rap, I like it all. Looking forward to seeing The Phantom of the 
>Opera this summer in Toronto.
>  Those of you who are easy going, have a good sense of humor, and 
>share some of these interests are encouraged to write.
>  This is a facinating way to make new friends and I'm looking forward 
>to any and all responses.
>                                  Tara
>
>--
>Tara Schaub
>Internet: tara@legend.akron.oh.us
>

Good luck Tara!
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From: sherm@phx.mcd.mot.com (cassie)
Subject: Re: J_baby
Organization: Motorola Computer Group, Tempe, Az.
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 18:10:47 GMT

In article <1grse8INNmek@spool.mu.edu> jason@studsys.mscs.mu.edu (Jason Hanson) writes:
>In article <BzFI79.JDA@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec17.220138.14784@phx.mcd.mot.com>, sherm@phx.mcd.mot.com (cassie) says most sayishly:
>>>
>>>I'm just curious about one thing.  What kind of anal retentive
>>>jerk writes a sentance with 28 words, three or four subjective
>>>clauses and no god damn punctuation.
>>
>>His sentence is perfectly, grammatically valid.  Oh, by the way, you
>>spelled "sentAnce" wrong.
>
>Thanks, Sam!  I didn't even catch that one...

I seem to recall, that in my post I said,  "Your grammar is perfect".
I am not questioning your grasp of the English language or it's
grammar.  You seem to have that well in hand.  What else you
can grasp is unclear, at least to me.  What is that
you have in your hand?  

My point was simply that anyone who would
write such a sentence must simply be a perfectionist.  Someone
who cannot be at ease unless EVERYTHING is absolutely perfect.
Of course, this person also gets to define perfection.
Therefore when someone else doesn't fit a perfect mold in Mr. Hanson's
view of the universe, he must unleash a lightning bolt to
flame the offender into compliance.

Furthermore, if you really think that the lovely jessica and I
are such brainless twits, why would you write a sentence which 
requires a college education to understand.  You must have slept
through the class which talked about tailoring your writing to
your audience.  Naaw, you memorized everything else.  Deep down
you must believe that jessica and I are absolutely brillant,
just lousy typists.

Perhaps jessica had the audacity to imply that you had a small mind, 
not because of your lack of knowledge, but for your lack of tollerance,
kindess and understanding.

As for spelling the word sentence incorrectly.  Oh my God,
my typing skills are slipping.  Keep on looking guys, cause
if your going to flame me for my spelling and grammar
your in for a full time job.

>-- 
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>Marquette University |   Milwaukee, WI 53233-2373     |     Ham Radio: N9LEA/AA
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From: jason@studsys.mscs.mu.edu (Jason Hanson)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: J_baby
Date: 18 Dec 1992 06:46:55 GMT
Organization: Marquette University - Department MSCS
NNTP-Posting-Host: studsys.mscs.mu.edu

In article <1992Dec17.180449.2086@bnr.ca> dclayton@bnr.ca (Don Clayton) writes:
>
>You REALLY need to get a life!  And don't bother sending me email, I'll just delete
>your crap.

I will save the net the wasted bandwidth of a "proper" response, you twit.
-- 
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Marquette University |   Milwaukee, WI 53233-2373     |     Ham Radio: N9LEA/AA
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From: an2209@anon.penet.fi
Subject: ATTN:  C Y N T H I A !
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads,alt.personals,soc.singles,soc.penpals
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 23:38:40 GMT

X-Anon-To:alt.personals.ads,alt.personals,soc.singles,soc.penpals

Bonjour une fois encore!  Je besoin votre addresse devant j'ecrivez-vous!
Repondez-vous a: an2099@anon.penet.fi

A bientot!

P.S. J'ai une lettre pour vous!

. 

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Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 20:38:24 EST
From: <SGL100@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: RE: A girls named Heidi

I thought that her name was Julie and not Heidi, but i could be wrong.  Hell,
I wish that i knew what was going on here.
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From: owhite@nmsu.edu (smouldering dog)
Subject: SM in DC area.		(hetero)
Organization: Computing Research Lab
Distribution: alt
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 15:31:42 GMT

I am 31 (look more like 25), attractive, non-standard male, new to DC
area. 

I know a lot about affection, dating, romance and love.

	best address: owhite@tigr.org
--
owen white

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From: an1611@anon.penet.fi (Etheras)
Subject: Yet another SWM ISO SWF (in CA)
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 18:56:23 GMT

X-Anon-To: Alt.personals.ads


Hi!
I am a 29yrs, 5'7" SWM and I am a graduate student in Los Angeles.
I'm looking for a SWF for e-mail, friendship and if things
work out well, get together for a possible relationship.
If you want to give it a try, send me a line.

- Etheras.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY AND A HAPPY 1993!

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From: bbooth@x400gate.bnr.ca (Brad Booth)
Subject: Re: Lame Flames (tm)
Followup-To: alt.flames
Originator: bbooth@bcrks6
Reply-To: bbooth@x400gate.bnr.ca (Brad Booth)
Organization: BNR, Ottawa, ON, Canada
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 15:53:34 GMT


Jessica L. Babylon wrote:
> Sam Hulick wrote:
> >Jessica L. Babylon says most sayishly:
> >>Rick Fisk wrote:

[flame shit deleted...]

Get this crap out of here and take it to alt.flames instead!!

Follow-ups to alt.flames...


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How do you like your net.jerks? Crisp!  |  These are my opinions!
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From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: No Wonder Not Many Females Post!
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 05:32:10 GMT

In article <lynx.2ule@terapin.com> lynx@terapin.com (Debbie Caraway) writes:
>In article <1992Dec16.030107.14456@netcon.smc.edu>, nakamura@netcon.smc.edu
>(LeRoy Nakamura) writes:
>>It's no wonder that not many females post to this newsgroup.  Everytime one
>does
>>, she gets flamed from some ass-hole.  Even males who try to post, gets
>flamed. 
>> Isn't this newsgroup, suppose to be used for people to try to connect.  
>***
>
>Yup, ironic isn't it.

well, no one ever said HOW they were to connect, right?
just think of all the contact all these flames are generating! and
all the wonderful discussion it's starting!

-bacon
From: doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug Hewko) 
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: RE: A girl called Heidi
Date: 11 Dec 92 22:31:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: SYNAPSE BBS - GATINEAU, QUEBEC - 819-561-4321
Reply-To: doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug Hewko) 

From: doug.hewko@synapse.org

In article <92346.054112SGL100@psuvm.psu.edu>,<SGL100@psuvm.psu.edu> 
says:
<>.Her name isn't Heidi.  It's Julie.

Are you sure?  What happens if we continue to call her "Heidi" anyways?

               Doug
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From: tdl001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: HEY SEAN REID!!!!!!!!!!!
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 21:24:38 GMT

Sean, HELP!!!!!!!!!!!! I must be comuter illiterate. I keep trying to reply to
your email message but I get this "undeliverable mail" message and get my 
reply to you right back. I hope you read this cause I want you to know that I
am not ignoring you. I'm trying. Sorry.

H

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From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Subject: Re: J_baby
Summary: I do so love...
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 14:45:03 GMT

In article <BzCtGx.33o@acsu.buffalo.edu> lerczak@acsu.buffalo.edu (Horse) writes:
>nasiom@hall104.its.rpi.edu (Milton Peter Nasiopoulos) writes:
>
>>No I think it's just that she has nothing else to do...
>>except maybe masturbate!
And wouldn't you all like to know oh so much?Suffer drooling bastards!
>
>are you kidding? with her mouth, she can't even get herself in bed. why else
>would she act the way she does? she is obviously sexually frustrated.
>
>>milt.
>
>Horse
Sigh.So puerile and yet such an interestingly small mind this man(?)
has.Hrm.I wonder what ticked him off?Ah well, to paraphrase someone
from this very net, the world may never know, and doesn't really care to. 

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From: bcwhite@norton.uwaterloo.ca (Brian C. White)
Subject: Signal/Noise Ratio
Followup-To: alt.personals
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 04:33:52 GMT

Come on people!!!  This is not a group for discussion.  Take you
ideas to alt.personals, or elsewhere.  Don't destroy this group!
The S/N of alt.personals was why this group was created in the
first place.

Also, when placing ads, add the line "Followup-To: alt.personals" to the
header.

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From: omega@triton.unm.edu (   --==[]==--   )
Subject: DWM, 36, ISO New Mexico Woman
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 92 17:37:27 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque


	Subject: DWM, 36, ISO New Mexico Woman.

	Hi ... I'm In Search Of a Single or Divorced
	Woman living in or around New Mexico (USA) ...

	For Net 'talk'
	    Net 'mail'   
	    Sharing / friendship.

	Charlie. ( omega@triton.unm.edu )


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