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From: bdsm@fermat.WPI.EDU (Billy Don McConnell)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Elliot Characters - What about Flunky?
Date: 14 Oct 92 01:56:11 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: fermat.wpi.edu
Originator: bdsm@fermat.WPI.EDU


In article <1bfoukINNlui@agate.berkeley.edu>, jboyce@physics.Berkeley.EDU (Jack Boyce) writes:
|> Jeff Weidner writes:
|> 
|> >I just read the FAQ and was wondering "didn't Chris Elliot also play
|> >Flunky the Clown"?  Flunky was a slouching, grouchy, cigar-smoking
|> >clown who Dave occasionally interview.  And Flunky was always in
|> >a bad mood, and always answered with very brief, snide, cynical, and
|> >jaded answers.
|> 
|> No, I think Flunky (one of the awesomest characters on Late Night,
|> by the way; the obvious predecessor of Homey the Clown on In Living
|> Color) was played by Gerry Mulligan (sp?), head writer on Late Night.
|> I could be wrong on this, but it definitely wasn't Chris Elliot.
|> 
|> Jack
|> jboyce@physics.berkeley.edu

You're right, definitely not Chris Elliot.

But, Gerry didn't play Flunky either, did he?  Come to think of it, I suppose 
he _could_ have, but my gut reaction is:  Gerry's too heavy set.  (But Flunky 
always wore loose clown clothes...and the bits were quite a few years ago...
Hmmmm.)  I tend to think it was someone else.

I recall once Flunky mentioning getting a tattoo.  Dave asked to see it, but
Flunky declined: "It's all oozy and puss-covered...not something you want to 
see."  (I can "see" Gerry delivering this line, but I just can't convince myself
that it's him under that clown make-up.)

(Oh, and Flunky's full title:  The Late Night Viewer Mail Clown.)


But who _was_ he?


(Well, now that we've mentioned Chris and Gerry, do you remember this...
  Dave was proud to announce that Gerry had just been blessed with a 
  child.  He sent a camera out to the hall, where Gerry stood with this
  little baby.  As the camera zoomed in, the baby turned to face it...
  and it was Chris Elliot in a bonnet (and beard, of course).  He started
  running the gamut of baby expressions: curious, amused, frightened, and
  downright angry.  The he just started crying and sputtering as the bit
  came to a close.
 So there's another Chris Elliot (one shot) character for you: Gerry's baby.)



Billy Don Sterling Mc Connell
   (just call me "DON")
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: rolls@cis.umassd.edu (Frank Pinto)
Subject: Dave's schedule
Organization: University of Massachusetts Dartmouth
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 04:18:04 GMT

Hello all

Can any one post hthe following:

----------> How many weeks vacation does he have?
----------> How many days in a year does he work?
--------What is his yearly salary?
----------> Is he moving to another network?

thanx

Frank
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Friday, 9 Oct 1992 15:55:27 CDT
From: Francine Cannarozzi <U58664@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Please Help

Please keep this kind of stuff OFF this newgroup.  In case you haven't
noticed, this is ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN.  What do these questions have to do
with David Letterman?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: melissa@hssc.scarolina.edu (Melissa Faust)
Subject: Re: Crispen Glover
Organization: USC  Department of Computer Science
Date: 11 Oct 92 05:27:31 GMT

nvats@ac.dal.ca writes:

>If this has come up before, please forgive me, but I didn't see it in the
>FAQ...

>About 6 years ago, Crispen Glover of "Back to the Fututre" fame was a guest on
>LNWDL, and he proceded to act really weird - he was angry about negative press, 
>I think, and he showed his manliness by sending a pathetic roundhouse kick
>at Dave's head - at this point, they went to commercial.  When they came back
>on air, Crispen was gone...

>I know that Crispen Glover has been on the show since, but I haven't seen him.
>Did he ever explain just what the hell he was doing?  And does anyone remember
>that episode in more detail?  You see, my memory hasn't been the same since I
>turned 20 :).

>Later, 

>Nipun Vats,
>Physics Department, Dalhousie University
>e-mail: nvats@ac.dal.ca

	He was actually attempting to show Dave that he could defend himself, and when he next appeared on the show he was tripping on acid again.  This time, he gave no explanation of the kick, but he did weird Dave out so badly while wav-ing his fists around that he's never come back for another visit.  Who knows, 
maybe the third time's the charm and he would actually connect with Dave's big
mouth?  One can only hope.
	Did you see the show where Hunter Thompson was tripping on Dave's stage?
His right arm had a mind of its own and it kept flying up in the air while he 
was talking!  Pretty great author, HT, I recommend reading his politicat commen-
taries like GENERATION OF SWINE more than FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, al-
though the latter is kind of like a freaked-out HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GAL-
AXY.  Again, great stuff.

C
though the latter is kind of a freaked-
From: stevenra@feserve.cc.purdue.edu (Alex Stevens)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Paul Shaefer
Date: 7 Oct 92 18:56:56 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Purdue University

In article <1av41tINNsqf@agate.berkeley.edu> ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202) writes:
>In article <drice.718471834@ponder> drice@ponder.csci.unt.edu (Keith Rice) writes:
>->In <mcirvin.718466034@husc8> mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
>->
>->>It's actually Hal Grunwald.   G-R-U-N-W-A-L-D.
>->
>->No, no, no!  It's Hal Grundman!  G-R-U-N-D-M-A-N.
>
>Na uhh.  It's Hal Guertner!  G-U-E-R-T-N-E-R.

   Doesn't anyone around here ever read credits or anything?

 It's Hal Gurnee   G-U-R-N-E-E.

Alex Stevens
stevenra@feserve.cc.purdue.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman)
Subject: Re: Linda?
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 92 18:49:23 GMT

thomasc@ms.uky.edu (Thomas Campbell) writes:


>    Just a stupid comment on my part.. :)  Linda?  Why is he *so* 
>obsessed with this name?  Linda?  :)

>alex

its fun to say....
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: d'mayeur@tier.key.edu
Subject: Re: Paul Shaefer
Organization: Allegheny College
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 18:01:41 GMT

In article <1av41tINNsqf@agate.berkeley.edu> ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu   
->
> ->>>Pardon me, B-R-A-D, it's actually Paul Schneider.
> ->>>(Dave would know.)
> ->
> ->>It's actually Hal Grunwald.   G-R-U-N-W-A-L-D.
> ->
> ->No, no, no!  It's Hal Grundman!  G-R-U-N-D-M-A-N.
> 
> Na uhh.  It's Hal Guertner!  G-U-E-R-T-N-E-R.


--You're both wrong!  It's Anton Zip!
		      No, it's Antoine Zip!
		      No, it's Anton Twig!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: thomasc@ms.uky.edu (Thomas Campbell)
Subject: Re: Linda?
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 04:25:27 GMT
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences

In article <1baa7nINNm1g@bigboote.WPI.EDU> bdsm@fermat.WPI.EDU (Billy Don McConnell) writes:
>
>In article <1992Oct11.113216.2888@ms.uky.edu>, thomasc@ms.uky.edu (Thomas Campbell) writes:
>|> 
>|>     Just a stupid comment on my part.. :)  Linda?  Why is he *so* 
>|> obsessed with this name?  Linda?  :)
>|> 
>|> alex
>
>Are you talking about his _recent_ obsession with the name Linda?  If I'm
>not mistaken, I believe that there was a NBC TV movie a couple of Saturdays
>ago with a leggy supermodel (was she Kathy Ireland...I don't know) trapped in 

A) you're right, she's a leggy supermodel by the name of Kathy Ireland
   *ssswwooonnnnn*

B) You're wrong, it's not the reason for his obsession with the name linda
   he's had it for years and years.... good guess though                


Let's figure this out! :)
Alex
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: chip@tct.com (Chip Salzenberg)
Subject: Re: Classic Viewer Mail
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 15:03:59 GMT
Organization: TC Telemanagement, Clearwater, FL
Keywords: Letterman vs. Davis

According to beh7214@venus.tamu.edu (HEAD, BRYAN EVERETT):
>... 3 falls, Roman Grecko.

"Roman Grecko"?  Try "Greco-Roman".
-- 
Chip Salzenberg at Teltronics/TCT  <chip@tct.com>, <73717.366@compuserve.com>
    "My favorite phenomenon is when someone mails me or posts to this
     group, either calling me a newbie or telling me that my postings
     are not relevant to alt.non.sequitur."           -- Matt Welsh
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: mary@wam.umd.edu (Mary Louise Cassidy)
Subject: Re: FAQ: alt.fan.letterman Frequently Asked Questions (read before posting)
Keywords: FAQ
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 09:41:39 GMT

Nice list..I have some things you left out....

They've given mongo packs of Wrigleys gum to the audience.

Elliott also did a portrayal of another Letterman repeat guest (like
Marv Albert)....Jack Hannah of the Colmbus Zoo!!  He also did more
then one Mummamshantz (sp?) skit if I recall...
AND the character that was really small where the used oversized props...


Elliott Trivia!!!!

The music the band would play during his Brando Banana Dance skits..what is
it called??  ANYWAY....there were *3* episodes of Get A Life where he
danced to that song!!  One was where he was a male prostitute with that
old lady.  Another was when he lied and made Gus and Sharon his best
friends..and..I forget the other one...anyone??


I wish he would do something else with Fox...I was kinda surprisedto
NOT see his name in the credits for that new Fox show The Edge seeing
as how that's also got something to do with Mirkin (Mirkinvision)...alas!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: jpurlia@qualcomm.com (John Purlia)
Subject: Re: Hey, What's UP?!?
Followup-To: alt.fan.letterman
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc.
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 19:58:07 GMT

In article <Eemw_QS00awV49o1ER@andrew.cmu.edu>, Christopher Travis Clark
<cc78+@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote:
> 
> I told you guys my dad was on Letterman, and I was serious. What's your
> problem. Isn't that neat enough for you guys? What that's not cool
> enough for a reply? My dad happens to be a comedian, and he was on
> Letterman! I bet if I wanted to I could met Letterman! Well, maybe. So
> there. I was going to be a part of this board till you guys shuned me
> like a leper. I'll think about it still. Maybe if you guys are nice to
> me I'll forgive you, and we all can met Letterman. You'll have to be
> REAL nice though. Think about it.
> 
> 
> 				The man with connections,
> 
> 						-Travis

Yeah?  Well, come back when you're ready to use your real first name...
...........................................................................
John Purlia          : My brain; not my company's brain.  My brain says...
jpurlia@qualcomm.com : "The Toolbox giveth, and the Tech Notes taketh away"
...........................................................................
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: mary@wam.umd.edu (Mary Louise Cassidy)
Subject: Goodwill Tour
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 07:38:20 GMT

I have the first of this and others on tape..I think it was somethintg like 
the Calvert DeForest (Larrys real? name) GoodWIll Tour [Of the Americas]??


Dave did seem kinda mean...but who knows what's staged overthe phone....!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: beh7214@venus.tamu.edu (HEAD, BRYAN EVERETT)
Subject: Dave's best one liner of all time
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Keywords: Funnier than hell!
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 06:42:00 GMT

What has to be Dave's funniest one liner of all time happened about two
years ago on an episode with Shirley Maclaine (sp?).  Shirley asked Dave
if he had had any past life experiences.  Dave responed with, "Well, 
Shirley, about the closest I've come to a past life experience is that
I barely remember delivering a pizza to the Eisenhower's in the Mid-50's."
Great line, great man.  Long live Dave!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: T o p  T e n  L i s t s  -  F T P  ?
From: ngsippel@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu
Date: 8 Oct 92 15:08:43 EDT
Organization: Watch Ren And Stimpy or Else!

OH JOY!!!  A whole newsgroup devoted to Letterman!!

I'M SO HAPPY I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF!!

Now to my question.  Where can ftp all the top ten lists?  Or at least the ones
already typed into the computer?

THANKS in advance!!

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From: detrolio@andromeda.rutgers.edu (David De Trolio)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: (Almost) All-Canadian Show Last Night
Date: 11 Oct 92 01:20:47 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

simpson@bnr.ca (Scott Simpson) writes:

>...and just to waste more of your time, I'll just remind everyone
>that after she became the first woman to play Major Junior hockey
>for Trois Rivieres, Playboy offered her $50 000 to pose in the buff.
>She declined, of course, but I gotta wonder what they're offering now
>that she's played in the bigs...

I think we would all agree, $100,000 would be fine.  I am sure Dave
would agree.

>Anyway, just thought I'd share...

So did I.



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From: mjs@behemoth.genetics.wisc.edu (Mike Schmelzer)
Subject: Remember...?
Organization: UW Genetix
Distribution: alt
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 23:41:29 GMT

...MummenSquad?
..."Have a nice weekend, Flunky!" "Yeah, right." ?
...the Elf Drill?
...the Prancing Fluids?
..."Are you okay, Paul?" "I think it's my spine." ?
...Mr. Humidity? 
..."Say ET Phone Home, Dave."
...Larry "Bud" dressed as Yoda in a Melman Bus Lines ad? (He said "yoga")
...Steve Martin breaking vases?
...Steve Martin throwing pencils?
...Roberto Begnini touching Dave too much?
...elevator races?
...Air Major?

Naah. Me neither.
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From: C_S02254@APPSTATE.EDU (Jon C Austin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: LNWDL: 10-15-92 Top Ten Signs You are Losing the Presidential Debate
Date: 16 Oct 92 12:22:47 GMT
Organization: APPALACHIAN STATE UNIVERSITY
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We have to do our top ten list and get on with the exciting program.
From the home office in Tahlequah, Oklahoma the ...

Top Ten Signs You are Losing the Presidential Debate

   10. You begin wondering if working at McDonald's is as much fun
       as it is in commericals.
    9. Your wife starts flirting with Sam Donaldson.
    8. In audience your father tears his clothing and yells,
       "I have no son!!!".
    7. After every statement you make, moderator chuckles and 
       says "Whoops!!".
    6. Micheal Dukakis gives you a "thumbs up" in the front row.
    5. Only mild polite applause when you B.S. about how much you
       love America.
    4. Circus music plays, the audiences stands, and a dunce cap is
       lowered on your head.
    3. Doberman in audience smells your fear and starts chasing you
       around the podium.

Hate to see that happen, don't 'cha.....

    2. Cameraman peeks around camera and mouths the words "you suck".

That is bad... but for me, that's usually a nightly occurence(rimshot).
 (Dave pantomimes #2).

... and the number sign you are losing the Presidential debate.....

    1. You name is George Bush.

(Band plays out to the grateful applause of the studio audience that 
 has become a staple of the Top Ten List ritual).

******The Top Ten List (TTL) is posted for the enterainment and enjoyment of
      the Usenet new-reading community. It is not to be used for any business
      or commercial purposes, or in any way to bring down the wrath of 
      WorldWide Pants, Inc. Do not distribute the TTL without this disclaimer
      and since I've added this, don't try sueing me, jack.********************
From: chadwemy@wpi.WPI.EDU (Chad Barret Wemyss)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Dave's in love!
Date: 10 Oct 1992 19:56:02 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: wpi.wpi.edu

In article <Bvx5LB.BG1@acsu.buffalo.edu> v133kdq8@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (DR. JAZZ) writes:
>Forget Dave being in love with Teri Garr.  Or Connie Chung.  That goalie
>chick had him drooling.

I must admit that, for the first time in my life, I uttered the words "that 
goalie is really hot."  That just didn't look like a face that ever needs to 
be the taget of hockey pucks!
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From: veatch@cs.toronto.edu (Top Ten)
Subject: 10-07-92 Top Ten Signs your kid is out of shape
Reply-To: veatch@cs.toronto.edu
Organization: Top Ten Incorported
Fake-Sender: "Top Ten" <vvv@cs.tamu.edu>
Distribution: na
Date: 9 Oct 92 01:32:32 GMT

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From the home office in Tahlequah, Oklahoma the ...

Top Ten Signs your kid is out of shape:

There was a study that rates United States kids a C- in health.
They are a little less than - just above average on the World Wide
Health Program.  I have no idea what I'm talking about.

   10. Instead of a teddy bear, he sleeps with a cheeseburger.
    9. While playing in the yard, he is knocked unconscious by a moth.
    8. He asked you to give him a ride from the living room to the den.
    7. He won't get out of bed until the pies arrive.
    6. He can't even tear up a picture of the Pope.

Thank you very much.  Thank you.
How would you like to spend three hours in a meeting with NBC nitwits?
Well, you could!  You just never know when you might have to,
but it could happen!  Believe me!

    5. Whenever he walks around in new corduroys the neighbors yell,
       "Keep it down!".
    4. You hear him in his room saying, "Man, these CDs are heavy!"
    3. You let him stay up past his bedtime and he can't.
    2. When you drive by the McDonald's, the staff comes out to wave
       at your kid.

... and the number one sign your kid is out of shape is ...

    1. He's known around town as `Elvis'.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: bedford@asterix.gaul.csd.uwo.ca (Darryl Bedford)
Subject: Re: Ross's Charts and Graphs
Reply-To: bedford@asterix.gaul.csd.uwo.ca (Darryl Bedford)
Organization: University of Western Ontario
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 15:16:42 GMT

How about this instead:

Ribbed     *******************************************
Colored   *****************************
Flavored  *********************

(oops, swiped from L.S. Larry)
From: ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Dave loves Elle
Date: 12 Oct 1992 05:27:42 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: violet.berkeley.edu

In article <1bao8iINN2ab@aludra.usc.edu> dittrich@aludra.usc.edu (Matt Dittrich) writes:
>He also has a major thing for Phoebe Cates.  I remember a show when her 
>husband (some actor, can't remember who) was on,

Robert Klein.
That's what Letterman always says, at least.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: dan@thyme.jpl.nasa.gov (Dan Allard)
Subject: Re: Paul Shaefer
Keywords: Grendelbog
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, CA
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 92 16:38:34 GMT

In article <1av41tINNsqf@agate.berkeley.edu> ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202) writes:
>In article <drice.718471834@ponder> drice@ponder.csci.unt.edu (Keith Rice) writes:
>->In <mcirvin.718466034@husc8> mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
>->
>->>gsroka@leland.Stanford.EDU (Gregory Sroka) writes:
>->
>->>>In article <16118@borg.cs.unc.edu> crittend@cs.unc.edu writes:
>->
>->>>Pardon me, B-R-A-D, it's actually Paul Schneider.
>->>>(Dave would know.)
>->
>->>It's actually Hal Grunwald.   G-R-U-N-W-A-L-D.
>->
>->No, no, no!  It's Hal Grundman!  G-R-U-N-D-M-A-N.
>
>Na uhh.  It's Hal Guertner!  G-U-E-R-T-N-E-R.

Sorry, that Hal Gruney.  Y-O-G S-O-T-H-O-T-H.
From: drice@ponder.csci.unt.edu (Keith Rice)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Hey, What's UP?!?
Date: 7 Oct 92 15:32:51 GMT
Organization: University of North Texas

In <16061@mindlink.bc.ca> Ian_Morrison@mindlink.bc.ca (Ian Morrison) writes:

>I think I can top that one!! I had the uncanny luck to have boarded with Paul
>Schaefer's family doctor whilst attending a facility of higher learning in
 ^^^^^^^^

>Paul's hometown of Thunder Bay, Ont. (ie. "Where the men are men and the
>trees are nervous!!!)  A quick in to Rockerfeller center no less!!!!!!!!

Hey bud!  Haven't you been reading?  It's spelled Shaffer.  S-H-A-F-F-E-R.
(Or is that Schneider?)  :-)

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From: mary@wam.umd.edu (Mary Louise Cassidy)
Subject: Re: Remember...?
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Distribution: alt
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 07:44:19 GMT

How about that Fossil of the month deal (including that one on top of the RC 
car!)...much better then the LAME painting crap they have now.

Confetti cannons?

5 pieces of viewer mail a week (gawds no!!)

"The Lotto machine is broken"

Film Festivals


ahh well...methinks a move to another network would rekindle innovation...!!!!