HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson -- Cereal Killer)
Subject: Re: I Don't Care
Organization: John Deere Product Development and Pathology Lab
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 10:29:47 GMT

makinc@hhcs.gov.au (Carl Makin) writes:
> parr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Charles Parr) writes:
>
>> Suggestions for more peevful flicks to add to the show are hereby
>> solicited.
>
>Highlander 2
>Home Alone 2

	ET.  More feel-good crap and moral bullshit than I could shake
a bean-hook at.  What race capable of inter-stellar flight couldn't save
one of its crewmen from a kid with a Reeses and a bicycle?  Ugh!

	"Phone home" my ass -- I'm gonna vaporize something.

--
< Dan Sorenson, DoD #1066 z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu viking@iastate.edu >
<  ISU only censors what I read, not what I say.  Don't blame them.  >
<  "Are you *SURE* he's worth a Harley-Davidson?" -- my grandmother  >
< to my girlfriend, about me.  "I'd better not say" -- my girlfriend >
From: masticol@cadenza.rutgers.edu (Steve Masticola)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: What new innovation, software or products do you want to see?
Date: 5 Jan 93 03:14:07 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

Babak Sehari posts the following inane question TO EVERY SINGLE NEWSGROUP:

> What type of new innovation, software or products do you want to be
> introduced to the market place.

Isn't it obvious? The Sehari Desert, to which lids like you would be
well banished.

- Steve (masticol@cs.rutgers.edu).
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Smegheadism.
Date: Wed, 06 Jan 1993 11:52:50 GMT
 <xd5fs*sR0@prolix.apana.org.au> <1993Jan5.173700.20271@igor.tamri.com>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

In article <1993Jan5.173700.20271@igor.tamri.com>, Don Baldwin writes:

[crap]

Nice followup-to line you had, bumbag.

> >I see that one half of the Baldwin Posters has decided to take my
> >little jibe about being a reprobate, and run with it. 

> >Bill was stating that such a thought gives _him_ the willies.  My
> >own sexual equipment wasn't mentioned.
> 
> Sure it was.  The description was just too small for you to notice it...

And you were on it in a trice;

	"Ooh, look, some possible innuendo!  I bet I could work
	up a peeve on the basis of that almost completely sound
	and factual data, and post it in alt.peeves, and expect
	to be patted on the head for being a good little boy"

Do you have an excess-semen recepticle next to your newsreading
workstation?  Do you have to empty it on a daily basis, after
working your way through alt.sex.bestiality.with.crockery, and
the other perverse newsgroups that you subscribe to?

Do you have soundproofing around you too?

> >Didn't pindick flames go out with 2400bps network access?
> 
> I didn't know that 2400 bps networks had hit Oz yet.  Interesting...

!Peeve: The telecommunications network in Oz. Now that the
565Mbps fibre optic network is well on the way to full
distribution throughout the land, reliable telecommunications
over long distances is taken for granted.

!Peeve: Local calls [within 50Km radius] are still 25c for as
long as you want.

Peeve: Telecom are moaning that they want to change this rule,
even though last time they were told, from on high, not to fuck
with domestic telephone charges by introducing timed calls.

> >Peeve/!Peeve: We're getting a new cat from the RSPCA. 
> 
> Cool!  I'll bring a 12 gauge and do that one up right!  Anyone got a camera
> I can borrow?

How about I use a medium gauge [and the train that runs on it] to
lop your pointy head off?

Just say NO to guns.

[Especially in the hands of those that can't aim properly, as
recently detailed in this 'ere froup]

Dac
--
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
                    <Using ARN on an Amiga 4000. Yay!>
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: My First Car Peeve
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 22:37:27 GMT


I have been considering getting new tires of late,
but of course have been defering it to some more
appropriate time.

During the Recent Rain I came to the HORRID awakening that
at times the random bits of tread that still exist tend
to interrupt the hydroplaning and actually wants to
make traction with the ground. I figure that this is
ruining the gas mileage enhancement I had been getting....


ciao
drieux


ps: Technical Question: how can I get rid of the
remaing tread in an effective manner?


-- 
MajorModernDayProblems: "Olivia Newton-John is the grand-daughter 
of Nobel Prize-winning physicist Sir Edmund Newton-John." --Frank

Clear Proof Of Genetic Superiority, eh No????
From: ian@robots.ox.ac.uk (Ian Reid)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Captain Oates
Date: 11 Jan 93 09:47:43 GMT
Organization: Robotics Research Group, Engineering Science Dept, Oxford, UK.
Originator: ian@thomas.robots


Can anyone help me with the exact wording of Oates (sp?) final words
to Scott on their ill-fated South Pole expedition?  They were
something along the lines of:

	"I'm going out.  I may be some time"

I have been unable to find this in any of the quotations dictionaries
I've seen.

Ian
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From: itd7@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Rick Small)
Subject: Theodore Sturgeon
Organization: Purdue University
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 03:24:38 GMT


	To put an end to the question of whethor or not Theodore
Sturgeon wrote for Star Trek I checked a complete list of all the
episodes that included the writer(s) of each one.  Theodore Sturgeon
wrote two episodes, one first season and one the second.  He wrote the
seventeenth episode "Shore Leave" and the thirty-fourth episode "Amok
Time."  The number is based on the "Paramount Home Video cassette
numbering that is accepted as the standard order." -- Starlog 
Spectacular, November 1991. 

Rick

Xref: sparky alt.quotations:977 alt.internet.services:2360
From: andrew@herald.usask.ca (Derek Andrew,,,)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations,alt.internet.services
Subject: Two Churchillian quotes (how big is the Internet?)
Date: 10 Jan 1993 08:03:54 GMT
Organization: University of Saskatchewan
Reply-To: andrew@herald.usask.ca
NNTP-Posting-Host: herald.usask.ca
Originator: andrew@herald.usask.ca

	The sun never sets on the Internet.

			- Winston Churchill

	There will always be an Internet.

			- Winston Churchill

dfa

-- 
Derek Andrew, Manager of Computer Network & Technical Services
University of Saskatchewan, Saskatoon Saskachewan, Canada, S7N 0W0
Andrew@Sask.USask.CA, +1-306-966-4808,  52 11 23N 106 48 48W
Our prayers are with all who stood in Andrew's path. - President Bush.
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: dp@world.std.com (Jeff DelPapa)
Subject: Re: Einstein
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 23:00:15 GMT

In article <1993Jan5.192530.27284@cis.ohio-state.edu> freemae@anaconda.cis.ohio-state.edu (Edson A. Freeman=) writes:
>In article <C0EADJ.LL@acsu.buffalo.edu> v091n6fu@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Ariana) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan4.173609.5884@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, wgatherg@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (William Gathergood) writes...
>>> 
>>>"Creativity is more important than knowledge."
>>
>>Yes, but he is also credited with:
>>	"Knowledge is power."
>
>A friend and I came up with this logic for skipping classes:
>
>-Going to class is a cause of knowledge acquisition
>-Knowledge is power
>-Power corrupts
>Therefore, by association, going to class is a cause of corruption.
>
>We decided the world was far too corrupt already, and that by sleeping in,
>we were doing a service to the human race.

Lecture (n): The process where the notes of the professor are
transferred to the notes of the student, passing through the mind of
neither.

<dp>
From: haavardf@gluon.uio.no (Haavard Fosseng)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Star Trek Quotes!!!
Date: 7 Jan 93 19:17:46 GMT
Organization: University of Oslo, Norway

In article <1993Jan7.163126.26334@rulway.LeidenUniv.nl> linneman@rulcde.LeidenUniv.nl (Stefan Linnemann) writes:

   >How about some Star Trek Quotes!!!

   Who said the next quote ans why do several people now wish he hadn't?


   "..., surface temperature minus 293 degrees Celsius,..."


Which at least demonstrates that the crew of the Enterprise have a different
understanding of the laws of the universe than we do.


H}vard Fosseng
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: bil@okcforum.osrhe.uoknor.edu (Bill Conner)
Subject: Re: Need some source
Organization: Okcforum Unix Users Group
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 05:19:57 GMT


   If the originators of these bits of wit and wisdom were so smart
how come they can't speak English ...



Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: dks@athena.mit.edu (dks)
Subject: Re: Simpson's Quotes
Organization: MIT, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA.
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 01:17:17 GMT

In article <2935449098.1.wk00624@psilink.com> wk00624@worldlink.com writes:
>Bottom line is that television was invented in multiple forms, in many 
>places, by many people. And it's entirely possible that we don't even 
>know who all of them were. Similarly, it's possible that we never even 
>used the "best" system for TV; after all, there are at least three major 
>"types" of TV transmission in the world....

And then, of course, there's John Sculley of Apple Computer (and
formerly of Pepsico), who claims to have invented color television
when he was fourteen...
From: mjackson.wbst147@xerox.com (Mark Jackson)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Quantum Mechanics quote source wanted please
Date: 6 Jan 93 15:40:02 GMT
Reply-To: mjackson.wbst147@xerox.com
Organization: Xerox Corporation, Webster NY

In article CAM@newcastle.ac.uk, Karl.Glazebrook@durham.ac.uk (Karl
Glazebrook) writes:

> Can anyone tell me for definite who said:
> 
> "Not only does God play dice with the Universe he sometimes casts them 
> where the can't be seen"  [i.e. black holes]
> 
> Methinks either Paul Davies or Stephen Hawking

Hawking, as someone else pointed out a few days back.

Now for my favorite QM quote:

    "Is it possible to see this simple business as obscure and mysterious?
     We must try."
			- J. S. Bell

[in "Bertlmann's socks and the nature of reality", on the EPR 'paradox']

---
Mark <MJackson.Wbst147@Xerox.COM>
	Any idiot can face a crisis; it is this day-to-day living
	that wears you out.
				- Chekhov
From: robm@ishtar.Berkeley.EDU (Rob McNicholas)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Quotes about religion,politics,guns,etc.
Date: 5 Jan 93 09:58:50
Organization: Technical and Computing Services, U.C. Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
Distribution: usa
	<1212@blue.cis.pitt.edu> <1992Dec30.195122.23062@samba.oit.unc.edu>
NNTP-Posting-Host: ishtar.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: Chuck.Lavazzi@launchpad.unc.edu's message of 30 Dec 92 19:51:22 GMT


If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
 Voltaire, Epitre a l'Auteur du Livre des Trois Imposteurs [November 10, 1770]
 
It is convenient that there be gods, and, as it is convenient, let us believe
there are.
 Ovid, Ars Amatoria I, 637.

If God were not a necessary Being of Himself, He might also seem to be made
for the use and benefit of men.
 John Tillotson, Sermon.
--
Rob McNicholas		    Technical & Computing Services, EECS, U.C. Berkeley
robm@eecs.berkeley.edu	    Voice: 510/642-8633  FAX: 510/643-7846
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From: rrulli@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Rebecca Rulli)
Subject: Dracula
Organization: Northeastern University, Boston, MA. 02115, USA
Distribution: alt
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 20:18:41 GMT

"Love never dies"
		Dracula

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From: jae@meaddata.com (Jeff Engler)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Cheers
Date: 7 Jan 1993 21:01:16 GMT
Organization: Mead Data Central, Dayton OH
NNTP-Posting-Host: ape.meaddata.com
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

My personal favorite:

"It's a dogie dog world Sam and I'm wearing MilkBone Underwear" -Norm

A freind of like this one from Dianne because it reminds him of his wife:

"Because she's the scariest b*tch you'd ever want to meet!"

Jeff Engler
jae@meaddata.com
From: michael@albert.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Dorothy Parker
Date: 9 Jan 93 22:27:39 GMT
	<1993Jan4.195703.17783@noao.edu>
Organization: Boston University
In-reply-to: morin@noao.edu's message of 4 Jan 93 19:57:03 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.195703.17783@noao.edu> morin@noao.edu (Meg Morin) writes:

 =In article <1993Jan2.005709.15446@wl.com> offordj@wl.com (Jim Offord) writes:
  =>How about:
  =>You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.
		   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

  =I BELIEVE that's supposed to be 'horticulture' ....
  =... she was asked to use the word in a sentence ... ?

Yeah, that was a common game w/ the Algonquin round table. She may
have done it, for all I know, but it may be more familiar to SF
readers for having been re-used in one of Spider Robinson's
Callahan's books.

my $.02,
Chaplin.
--
=========================================================================
Michael A. Chaplin           If you want *their* opinions, ask *them*.
michael@albert.bu.edu ....The Einstein Papers Project, Boston, Mass., USA
chaplin@husc.harvard.edu ....Harvard University, Cambridge, Mass., USA
From: mpc+@pitt.edu (Mike Contento)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Quotes about Life and Death
Date: 7 Jan 93 12:16:09 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

" What the meaning of human life may be I don't know; I incline to
  suspect that it has none."
                                                        - H.L Mencken

"The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as
 meaningless is not merely unhappy but hardly fit for life."
                                                    - Albert Einstein
                                          
" The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and
  which to burn." 
                                                      - David Russell  

" My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off of
  a thorn."
                                                       - Louis Adamic

" The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second
  half by our children." 
                                                    - Clarence Darrow

" I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
                                                        - Woody Allen

"To the atheist, death is the end; to the believer, the beginning; to
 the agnostic, the sound of silence."
                                              - Dr. Laurence J. Peter

"Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies
 inside us while we live."
                                                     - Norman Cousins

-- 
[mike contento] Truth stands the test of time; 
[ univ.of pgh.] lies are soon exposed. 
[mpc+@pitt.edu]                - Proverbs 12:19
From: eroth@Apple.COM (Rico)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: "...everything depends"
Date: 4 Jan 93 18:07:36 GMT
Organization: Yet Another California Computer Co., Inc.


Anybody know the one that includes the notion of "nothing is
forever, all things are never equal, everything depends"?

Rico

-- 
----
"Tipper and Al came to a show the last time we were in Washington.
They're nice people, a nice family.  We made every effort not to
frighten them"
     --  JERRY GARCIA, on rumors the Grateful Dead may play at
         the Inaugural.  Boston Globe, Dec 12,1992.
----
--
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: kencham@centi.cs.umn.edu (Deepak Kenchammana-Hosekote)
Subject: Re: Star Trek Quotes!!!
Organization: University of Minnesota
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 17:04:26 GMT

In <1993Jan8.225915.17215@mcc.com> bohrer@acme.mcc.com (Bill Bohrer) writes:

>Here's MY favorite bonehead physics quote from one of the Star Trek
>books about 6 years back that finally cured me of THAT bad habit:

>"... it's like what happens when two immovable objects collide"

The late Issac Asimov had a wonderful article on _What happens when 
an immovable object meets an irresistable force_. Could that answer
(indirectly) the quote ? :-)

Peace,

\deepak
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] SED")
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Need help with Melville quote.
Date: 5 Jan 93 22:04:19 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: newcomb@pops.navo.navy.mil's message of 5 Jan 93 15:03:55 GMT

In article <1993Jan5.150355.201@cs.tulane.edu> newcomb@pops.navo.navy.mil (Don Newcomb) writes:
>   I once heard a quote attributed to Herman Melville that went
>   something like:
>
>    "The Navy is an asylum of the damned; a haven for the perverse."

This isn't your answer, but isn't it delightful?

	Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum,
	sodomy and the lash.

	-- Winston Churchill, _Sir Peter Gretton, Former Naval Person_
		 (1968) ch. 1

If anyone can remember what it was that Lord Nelson said about the army
being `the scum of the earth', I would like to hear it too.
--

   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: sjsmith@cs.umd.edu (Stephen Joseph Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Bible?  Ever hear of the Bible?  [was Re: Irish blessing]
Date: 9 Jan 93 04:05:18 GMT
Organization: Dept. of Computer Science, University of Maryland at College Park

ian@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (Xiphias Gladius) writes:
>v091n6fu@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Lisa K Alessi) writes:
>
>>		(May the Lord bless you and keep you 
>>		May the Lord cause his face to shine upon you and give you
>>			peace) <--(I think these lines were added by the
>>composer, but the first few are the true text.)
>Those are from the Blessing of the Children on Friday nights in
>Judaism.  Could be coincidence, but probably not.

Yup, and them Jews just made 'em up.  Not.

From the Torah, or the Bible, depending on your point of view:

Numbers 6:22-27:
22 The Lord said to Moses:
23 "Speak to Aaron and his sons and tell them; this is how you shall bless
the Israelites.  Say to them:

24 The Lord bless you and keep you!
25 The Lord let his face shine upon you, and be gracious to you!
26 The Lord look upon you kindly and give you peace!"

27 So shall they invoke my name upon the Israelites, and I will bless them.


I rather foggily remember this not being the only place the blessing shows
up in the Bible... anyone?

- Stephen
From: dchiasson@mta.ca
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: A Few Good Men
Date: 8 Jan 93 15:28:45 GMT
Reply-To: dchiasson@mta.ca
Organization: Mount Allison U, Sackville, N.B. Canada

In article <1993Jan7.043406.28885@cs.tulane.edu>, newcomb@pops.navo.navy.mil (Don Newcomb) writes:
>In article <C0GqL7.It2@uceng.uc.edu> sweide@uceng.uc.edu (Steven Weide) writes:
>>"I eat breakfast 300 yards away from four men who are trained to kill me."
>                                          ^
>                                       thousand
>
>>                               Jack Nicholson
>
>
	Guess I should read all the posts before I respond to one. Sorry.

Pinto



>--
>Donald R. Newcomb                * Views expressed are strictly those of the *
>Naval Oceanographic Office       * author. Mention of commercial products or *
>Stennis Space Center, MS 39522   * organizations constitutes no endorsement. *
>newcomb@navo.navy.mil            * Phone (601) 688-5998
From: mastr@husc8.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: if at first you [do|don't] succeed...
Keywords: succeed
Date: 6 Jan 93 00:20:22 GMT
Organization: Harvard University Science Center

In article <1993Jan4.161154.3746@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> mtetreau@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Michael S Tetreault) writes:
>In article <1i56qjINNfce@agate.berkeley.edu> slouie@ocf.berkeley.edu (Shelley L
>ouie) writes:
>
>>If at first you don't succeed, change the meaning of "success".
>
>     If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
>
>     If at first you don't succeed, conceal any attempt at even trying.
>
>
>                                                                      Mike

I've carried this one around in my head since the age when I watched
"Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood":

If at first you don't succeed, move the moon a little closer.

	Claudia
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: larsa@colargol.edb.tih.no (Lars Joergen Aas)
Subject: Wanted: Cool Einstein-quotes...
Summary: Just testing this line...
Keywords: Einstein, Quotes
Organization: Colargol, Trondheim College of Engineering
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 93 13:58:10 GMT

Yes, I know there are some...

+------------------+---------------------------------------------------------+
| Lars Joergen Aas |       The best way to avoid being raped:  Say yes!      |
| larsa@edb.tih.no |       Look: a ".signature" with only four lines...      |
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From: mtetreau@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Michael S Tetreault)
Subject: Re: if at first you [do|don't] succeed...
Keywords: succeed
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 16:11:54 GMT

In article <1i56qjINNfce@agate.berkeley.edu> slouie@ocf.berkeley.edu (Shelley L
ouie) writes:

>If at first you don't succeed, change the meaning of "success".

     If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

     If at first you don't succeed, conceal any attempt at even trying.


                                                                      Mike
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: shaltbj2@sage.cc.purdue.edu (DJ)
Subject: Women...
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 09:31:07 GMT

Here is a quote I saw from the old show Real People...

'Women are like rocks, you skip the flat ones'




Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: joann@unixhub.SLAC.Stanford.EDU (Jo Ann Malina)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Interesting stories
Organization: Stanford Linear Accelerator Center
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 11:46:06 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.200405.14055@vpnet.chi.il.us> laser@vpnet.chi.il.us (Paul Lamb) writes:
>I know that this is probably not the best place to post this, but as I am 
>unaware of a better place, here it lies.  I'm interested in locating sources
>for amusing/interesting stories for use in public speaking engagements.  You
>know, cute little stories with some point, or humor to them that can be used as
>openings or closings to speeches.  Any info is greatly appreciated.

There are whole books of these. Check out your public library while
you still have one.

Or the collection of Reader's Digests in your doctor's waiting room.

*) *) *) *) *) *) *) *) *) *) *)!(* (* (* (* (* (* (* (* (* (* (* (* (*
Jo Ann Malina, Stanford Linear Accelerator Center
joann@unixhub.slac.stanford.edu  -or-  415/926-2846
Neither Stanford nor the DOE would be caught dead with these opinions.
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From: "Gary Hopkins" <wk00624@psilink.com>
Subject: Another cross-cultural comparison
Organization: Gary Hopkins Typesetting
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 23:21:52 GMT
X-Mailer: PSILink-DOS (3.3)

Here's one more to add to the list...

	"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook,
	an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is
	defined as having a Chinese salary, an English
	cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife."
				--James H. Kabbler III

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