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From: drice@ponder.csci.unt.edu (Keith Rice)
Subject: Re: Early Dave
Organization: University of North Texas
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 06:07:10 GMT

In <s6qn-1_.gurgle@netcom.com> gurgle@netcom.com (Pete Gontier) writes:

>bmarcum@world.std.com (Bill Marcum) writes:

>Does anyone else scream "It's Paul!" when seeing certain old Saturday
>Night Live reruns? It always mystifies the surrounding non-Letterman
>fans. "Do you know that guy?" they ask. Then you get to spout mock
>incredulity. "You don't know of the legendary PAUL SHAFFER?" For best
>effect, refuse to speak of the person for the rest of the evening.

I do!

I was watching some "Later with Bob Costas" reruns the other night when
Bob was interviewing Bill Murray.  Bill was talking about one of his
favorite characters from SNL, the lounge singer.  They then cut to a clip
of Bill as the lounge singer and Paul was playing piano and singing backup
for him.  It was great!  Paul still had some hair too.

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From: dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams)
Subject: Re: Dave in Vegas
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 92 06:26:19 GMT


ventura@camelot.bradley.edu (Brian Wawczak) writes:
 >My all-time favorite Letterman episode was back in 1987 when he was doing 
 >a week of shows in Las Vegas. On one show, we was driving around in a 
 >convertible with a really bad Elvis impersonater and a homeless guy. 

That would be none other than... "Elvis, the Drifter, and Me"

(circa 05/19/87).  Those special "weeks" were always FANTASTIC!

They did Los Angeles in 1985, Vegas in 87, Chicago in 89.

I'd say another "week" is long overdue, but sadly it may 
already be too late for NBC...

-{ DA }-
From: aa595@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dan Duvall)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: The Harvey Pecar affair (was: Re: The Crispin Affair)
Date: 10 Sep 1992 18:19:28 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
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|>>>Ok...I *MUST* know this...Does anyone know the whole story behind the
|>>>most famous Letterman episode of all, the Crispin Glover affair?  What
|>>>the fuck was he on, anyway?  Coke or PCP I assume, but hell if I know

I was lucky (?) enough to be in the studio audience for the show
on July 31, 1987...shortly after the Crispen Glover thing. On the
elevator ride out of the building, I asked the NBC employee with us
if the Glover thing at been staged; he said no, word among the staff
was that he (Glover) had been high on something. They didn't know what.

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From: vgriscep@wam.umd.edu (VGR (Craig Pell))
Subject: Re: Speaking of animals... (Re: Dave- a ninny among animals...)
Keywords: dave and aniumals...
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 23:01:21 GMT

In article <Bu9pH4.2rr@watdragon.uwaterloo.ca> pjyamamo@watdragon.uwaterloo.ca (Peter Yamamoto) writes:
>
>I am not a regular viewer (anymore) but it seems that very often
>when I watch Dave [Letterman] that he uses sexual innuendos/jokes
>regarding animals.
>
>Does Dave have a "thing" for animals?

I have noticed that bestiality (oops --- zoerastia :-)  ) seems to be widely
hinted at in Hollywood.  (Yeah, I know Dave's in NY, but you know what I
mean.)  Since America's most exotic celebrities are known for doing decided
eccentric things, I wouldn't be surprised if many of them simply consider
it an unusually fascinating form of entertainment.
    I'm serious.  A lot of famous personalities seem to hint at it.  A few
months back I posted about a Joan Rivers Show where she was talking to a 
sex psychologist (I don't remember if it was Dr. Ruth or not) and Joan
said, simply, without hesitation, "What about bestiality?"  And they proceeded
to discuss it matter-of-factly and completely without bias or prejudice.
    And then, there's all the "Married ... With Children" zoerastia references.
And there have been many.

  VGR

"Nice legs --- for a human."   - Lt. Worf

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From: drice@ponder.csci.unt.edu (Keith Rice)
Subject: Re: Favorite Bits
Organization: University of North Texas
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 01:50:01 GMT

In <BuAC2B.MJw@me.utoronto.ca> steinman@me.utoronto.ca (David Steinman) writes:

>drice@ponder.csci.unt.edu (Keith Rice) writes:

>>Several weeks ago I saw a stupid human trick where a guy snorted a raw oyster
>>up his nose and spit it out his mouth.  Classic!

>I read somewhere that there was more to this trick than what was shown.
>Apparently, Letterman was so disgusted by the "extra" part of the trick
>that he nixed it right before airtime.  If true, does anyone know what else
>was supposed to happen?

Maybe the guy ate the oyster.  That really would be disgusting.

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From: ahawks@nyx.cs.du.edu (r2d2)
Subject: Re: Mr. Rogers Does Late Night
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	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
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Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 92 22:22:44 GMT

In article <1992Sep4.181805.10720@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> scasburn@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven M Casburn) writes:

|     I'm angry. . .I'm angry. . .I'm angry. . . :-)

That was classic...Dave does have a most fabulous record collection, I
must say...I'm waiting for Mr. Rogers to go on tour with that other
singer now (Bass Sheva, or something tacky like that)...

|-- 
|    Steve Casburn (scasburn@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu)
|    *The* Ohio State University
|    "New occasions teach new duties; Time makes ancient good uncouth /
|     They must upward still and onward who would keep abreast of Truth..."


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From: quennevi@IRO.UMontreal.CA (Nyarlathotep)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Favorite things...
Date: 9 Sep 92 03:26:17 GMT
Reply-To: quennevi@IRO.UMontreal.CA (Nyarlathotep)
Organization: Universite de Montreal

In article <009601F4.DD6C2AE0@oliver.shsu.edu> horn@oliver.shsu.edu writes:
>After someone mentioned the rotating show, I remembered the show when they flip
>the screen. I didn't start watching the show until almost half way throught the
>show and at first I thought they had reversed the stage (put Dave on the Left
>side of the stage, and Paul on the right).
>
>
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That makes me think of the two or three shows where the audience
voted on how the show would look, the order that the guest would
be on, the theme music, the type of furniture used (ie dental chiars) and some
special effect (like an upside down image or voices that sounded
like they inhaled helium...)...

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From: weaver@chdasic.sps.mot.com (Dave Weaver)
Subject: Re: Fave Dave Quotes
Organization: SPS
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 21:57:03 GMT


IK20001@MAINE.MAINE.EDU (Society for Creative Solipsism) writes:
>Some other quotes from the Arnold Top Ten List:
>
>  "Time to Make the Doughnuts, you Bastard!"
>
>  "Hey, does anyone here like Show Tunes?"


I haven't seen the best one of this A.S. rejected movie lines list posted yet...

(Thick Austrian accent.. menacing glare...)

"When I think of you ... I touch myself"

Arnold almost busted out laughing when he read that one.


Dave Weaver
Motorola - Chandler,AZ
From: jlabree@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Dick Sequoia)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Dave's trips out.
Summary: lovely theme
Date: 6 Sep 92 23:39:15 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of California, San Diego

I like the song they always use as the "theme" for Dave's trips.
I remember on one he was changing around stations on the radio
till he came to it.  The funniest thing about it, though, was that
on one of Bob Hope's most recent specials (I just kinda accidentally
flipped to that channel), he and his wife sang the song.  Anyone
else see this?  I think the words are something like "It's a happy
day today.."

-=jl=-
From: ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: The Harvey Pecar affair (was: Re: The Crispin Affair)
Date: 5 Sep 1992 04:43:00 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: violet.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Sep5.014109.19933@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> bscott@nyx.cs.du.edu
(Ben Scott) writes:
>                                       the actor who plays Biff (whose name
>eludes me, but I'm sure everyone else remembers it so don't remind me)

Biff?  Do you mean stage manager Biff Henderson?  He's not an actor, he
actually is the stage manager and his name is Biff Henderson.  At least,
I'm almost certain.  Same is true for stage hand Al Mahr, director
(and racing legend) Hal Guernie, [co-executive] producer Robert "Bob",
"Morty" Morton, etc.
Organization: Senior, Civil Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 05:32:59 -0400 
From: Jason John Brown <jb91+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Viewer Mail
	<1992Sep12.194708.8588@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>

>Has anyone on the net had one of their letters used on the show?
>If so, tell us about it. I have sent a couple in, but no luck.

Back in 1988 when I was in high school, a friend of mine, Brent Issiac,
got his letter read on the air.  He  wrote "If you ever write a book,
will you dedicate it to me?"  Of course Dave has his "new book" handy,
opens it up and we see: Dedicated to idiots who ask stupid questions". 
Brent was a psuedo star for a while, even though he was humiliated on
network TV.
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From: gsroka@leland.Stanford.EDU (Gregory Sroka)
Subject: Re: Feeling sorry for Dave..
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 06:49:40 GMT

In article <BuCDDB.IyF@acsu.buffalo.edu> v089l3s3@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Jeremy B Horwitz) writes:
>
>Fact: the only time Dave seems "out of touch" is when he's
>finished seeing a popular band perform. He always follows with
>a "that was neat stuff, kids" type comment -- seems a little
>too much like Carson. I think that Paul should be doing the
>band intros -- Dave won't show his wear..
>
>-> J

No, he purposely sounds "out of touch", it's a joke! Like when he asked
Dennis Miller about a group that he had on his show, "who was it, 
that Concrete Blonde? They were pretty good!" 
I get the impression Dave listens to lots of the groups he has on, and is
very much in touch with the modern music scene (i.e. he seems to love the
Indigo Girls).  But naturally, he's got to put on a persona - i.e. dumb guy,
unhip "out of touch" guy, guy who can't cook, guy who's scared of animals ...
It would be very non-Dave to act serious and "in touch" about any guest
for longer than about 2 seconds ...  


Hey, send some chicken wings and Bills shirts!!
How's the Anchor Bar holding up, or Garcia's, or the Tralfamadore Cafe?

---
Greg
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From: dmatt@iastate.edu (Daniel I Matt)
Subject: Re: "Or, as we say in Indiana,"
Organization: hardly any
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 08:39:32 GMT

In article <18n0a0INNa87@agate.berkeley.edu> ajay@miro.Berkeley.EDU (Ajay Sreekanth) writes:
>During the monologue on tonight's show, Dave mentioned George Bush
>in one of the jokes and then said "Or, as we say in Indiana, Boosh.".
>This got me thinking of other words that he claims are pronounced
>differently "back home in Indiana".  
>
>I can remember "spay-shel" (for "special"), "noo-cular" (for "nuclear")
>and "sa-tistic" (for "statistic").  I'm sure there are many more that
>I can't recollect.  Can anyone add to the list?

    He just said another one tonight too.  When he introduced the chemistry
teacher, he said he was from Illinois (or as we say in Indiana "Illi-noise").
BTW, that was hilarious seeing Dave covered with all the styrofoam stuff, 
especially when he noticed his hair was completely coated and he said "Look, 
I'm Buddy Ebsen!"!
From: ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Top Ten Lists
Date: 5 Sep 1992 08:12:22 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: violet.berkeley.edu

In article <189cquINNc7i@agate.berkeley.edu} ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu
(;;;;7202) writes:
}                                           One other interesting note,
}though, is that this [minimal credits] is about all they've been showing
}for the past
}couple of weeks or more.  The only other credits I've seen are for
}director and producer.  In the past, at least once a week they'd give
}the full credits, listing everyone including the band members.  I've
}been watching waiting to see Barbara Gaines listed with her new
}"Associate Producer" title Letterman's said a couple of times she
}now has.  So I'm wondering now if this semi-nonperson status they've
}given the staff has anything to do with talk of Letterman leaving.

Well, so much for theories.  The Friday night show had the full credits
with Barbara Gaines (two words) listed as "Associate Producer".  The
only other relevant note was Letterman's joke about some monitor timer
being a sign NBC is telling him his contract is up.
From: bryanh@dseg.ti.com (Bryan Hazel)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Kelly Robin Wilcoxin (sp?)
Date: 15 Sep 92 23:20:51 GMT
Reply-To: bryanh@dseg.ti.com
Organization: Just Me

In article 193uhgINNgl5@agate.berkeley.edu, ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202) writes:
>In article <1992Sep15.005258.27315@mksol.dseg.ti.com> bryanh@dseg.ti.com writes:
>}Yeah, well, what kind of person - other than beauty queens and convicted
>}felons - goes
>}around introducing themselves using their full name? Oh my, some too
>}precious debutante
>}and the proud parents get bugs up their behinds over having a little
>}INNOCENT (not lewd)
>}fun with a name. The brute - he must have been raised in a barn.
>
>Actually, she didn't introduce herself with her full name.  She just
>said "Kelly Wilcoxin".  But Letterman liked the sound of it so much
>he asked what her middle name was and went off from there.

How can you be sure? Seems like this happened during the pre-show warmup - were you
there?
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From: ltao@netcom.com (Lilly Tao)
Subject: Dave in Connecticut
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 20:36:58 GMT
Organization: Netcom Online

I grew up near David Letterman's home in Connecticut (you know, the one
that that woman keeps breaking into...) and my friends would always be
trading "I Saw Dave!" stories, such as "I saw Dave at a pizza restaurant!",
"I saw Dave at the supermarket!", "I saw Dave jogging and waved at him!", etc.
(No, I've never seen him anywhere myself.)

In high school, a favorite night time activity was driving by Dave's house
(someone would say they knew *exactly* which house he lived in and a bunch
of people would pile into a car and cruise around the "block" looking for
signs of his dog or his Porsche).  I'm not sure anyone was ever sure if they
really had the right house or not (especially on those dark Connecticut back
roads).

The parental types in the town always complained about how Mr. Letterman
was a menace to society because he was constantly driving around at
top speeds (and getting all those speeding tickets he mentioned on the show).

My favorite "I Saw Dave" story was this:
The woman who ran the candle shop in the center of town said that Dave came
in one day to look around.  He commented on how every candle seemed to be
scented and about the great variety of scents that were available.  She
asked him if he had any scent in particular that he wanted.  Dave replied:
"You got any that smell like cigars?"

(I'm pretty sure he was joking...)

Cheerio,
Lilly Tao
ltao@netcom.com

P.S. I suppose you're all going to ask this.  His house is
in New Canaan, CT.  No, I don't know the exact address.  But I'm
sure there's a woman undergoing therapy who can probably tell us...
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From: matt@ms.uky.edu (Matt Mccoy)
Subject: Re: The Harvey Pecar affair (was: Re: The Crispin Affair)
    <1992Sep5.014109.19933@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> 
    <189dskINNccj@agate.berkeley.edu> <Bu3A5F.80K@me.utoronto.ca> 
    <FRANL.92Sep7143456@draco.centerline.com>
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 01:13:03 GMT
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences

anyone remember the show that they ran at a faster pace than
normal??  that one was pretty cool....

favorite pet trick has to be the dog that drank the milk
out of his owners mouth  *cringe*  got me all in a whirl.

i would have to say that terri garr is about his favorite
guest...remember terri garr week??

matt

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From: steinman@me.utoronto.ca (David Steinman)
Subject: Re: The Harvey Pecar affair (was: Re: The Crispin Affair)
Organization: UofT Mechanical Engineering
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 05:05:39 GMT

ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202) writes:

>In article <1992Sep5.014109.19933@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> bscott@nyx.cs.du.edu
>(Ben Scott) writes:
>>                                       the actor who plays Biff (whose name
>>eludes me, but I'm sure everyone else remembers it so don't remind me)

>Biff?  Do you mean stage manager Biff Henderson?  He's not an actor, he
>actually is the stage manager and his name is Biff Henderson.  At least,
>I'm almost certain.  Same is true for stage hand Al Mahr, director
>(and racing legend) Hal Guernie, [co-executive] producer Robert "Bob",
>"Morty" Morton, etc.

Actually, Ben was referring to Thomas Wilson, the guy who played Biff in
the Back to the Future series (and who co-starred with Crispin in the
first installment

As for your misspelling of Hal *Gurnee* and Al *Maher*, for shame...
--
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From: goudreau@batman.rtp.dg.com (Bob Goudreau)
Subject: Re: So what's his ABC show about?
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 92 15:00:32 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Data General Corporation, RTP, NC

In article <1992Sep2.014040.22497@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:
>
> ...why did they put that 5 min between the news and Carson (lenno..I
> know)..???

Actually, in most markets, it was to *extend* the local news to 35
minutes, not to leave a gap between it and the late-night network
programming.  NBC instituted this change about a year ago in response
to pressure from its affiliates, who wanted more time for local news
(and local commercial spots).

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From: nasadk@aix.rpi.edu (Kristopher Martin Nasadowski)
Subject: Re: Dave's trips out.
Keywords: Dave, trips, out
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 01:51:53 GMT

jsturges@iastate.edu (Jason L Sturges) writes:

> If I remember right, how about the one where Dave visits other shows in 
>progress in the studio complex.  After all, he's not the only show that's
>going on at that time.  I believe he entered a news service?  Talked the
>weather guy into letting him do the weather?  Dave used to forecast weather, 
>you know... gotta chance to see him one time... it was great!

Yes, the show is filmed (taped) at 30 Rockerfeller Plaza, and so is
the Local news, NBC's Live at Five. Usually, once a year, Dave comes
on and does the weather. It's hillarious that they let him on the live
news to do the weather. Then you get to watch it again that night..

Nazman
<nasadk@rpi.edu>
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From: wilder@mik.uky.edu (jeff wilder)
Subject: Re: DAVE! DAVE! DAVE!
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 02:42:55 GMT

That's one of the things that I've always admired about Dave: his
incredible taste in women.

I've been in love with Teri Garr since "Oh, God!", Phoebe Cates since
"Fast Times at Ridgemont High," and Sarah Jessica Parker since "Square
Pegs."

Like I said, the man has excellent taste. :)

BTW, Sarah Jessica *did* dump Robert Downey, Jr., right?  So I'm
still in the running?

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From: joel@cco.caltech.edu (Joseph Paul Lauer)
Subject: Bookshelf by Dave's desk
Keywords: Dave, bookshelf, name
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 23:38:51 GMT

	On last night's show (Tuesday, 9/8/92), when Dave was standing
to the left of his desk (his left, audience's right) talking to the
guy who brought the artwork for the front of Paul's organ, I noticed
a sign on the bookshelf behind him saying something like 
"This is Michael Mullin's Bookshelf".  Did anyone else notice this
or does anyone know the story behind it?

Just wondering,

Joe

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From: mcgonig@eeserv.ee.umanitoba.ca (Gordon McGonigal)
Subject: Skyscrapers
Organization: Dept. of Elect. & Comp. Engineering, U of Manitoba
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 01:10:38 GMT

What I always get a kick out of is that one of the model skyscrapers
behind Dave is *very* similar to the one whose construction was documented
in the SKYSCRAPER series that aired on PBS a year or two ago.
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From: jaws@resumix.portal.com (John Willmore)
Subject: Re: Letterman Qoutes
Organization: Resumix Home for Wayward Hackers
	<1992Sep4.034838.8154@news.nd.edu>
Date: 4 Sep 92 10:39:05

>What Should I get my husband for Christmas?
>     Toast on a Stick!  Toast on a stick!
>
>What should I get my mother for Christmas?
>     Toast on a stick!  Toast on a stick!
>
>What should I get my boss for Christmas?
>    How should I know?  I don't even know your boss!

The toast is all that you'll be eating,
	'Cause eating the stick causes internal bleeding.

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