From: ichikawa@bonsai.cs.uiuc.edu (Itaru Ichikawa)
Newsgroups: fj.jokes
Subject: Rescue 911
Date: 21 Dec 92 21:01:42 GMT
Distribution: fj
Organization: HCI Lab., Dept. Comp. Sci. UIUC, IL, USA.

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