HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: WOMEN ARE NOT PAYED LESS THAN MEN
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 07:31:55 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.


Assumption: 
	Women systematically are payed less for doing the same job.

Implication:
	If managers could hire women to do the same quality job and
	pay them less, they would only hire women.  They get the same
	work done and for less cost!  Companies made up of only women
	would dominate every marketplace with low costs.

Contradiction:
	This doesn't happen.

Conclusion:
	Women are not payed less for doing the same job.  They are
payed less for doing a worse job, and payed more for doing a better job.


HUGS,

EVIL CAPITALIST
.

-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: laura@glia.biostr.washington.edu (Tygress)
Subject: The King of Funk
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 00:28:29 GMT


 Mike Mayberry, mikem@icarus.weber.edu

                   IS


 The King of Funk.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Look MA
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 17:17:27 GMT

> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.mil (LCDR Rob Dobson) writes:

>>LOOK MA
>>I joined the navy and they made ME LCDR Dobson too!@!@

>>KOOL!@@

>>when do i get the sea pussy?

I can't believe that no one has equated "sea pussy" with
"catfish".

mark

Actually, I can't believe I just did.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,aus.flame
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: David Andrew Clayton, net.glans.bovine
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 04:37:58 GMT

There was a young man from Canberro
Who was thought a bit of a derro
He hadn't the luck
To be born of a fuck
But of a wet dream poured in with some kero

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.backrubs
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon)
Subject: Re: Backrubs don't have to be sexual.
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 21:29:32 GMT


In article <nxwn2aj.rkaplan@netcom.com> rkaplan@netcom.com (Richard Kaplan)  
writes:
>Isn't it interesting that abstinence from sex until marriage
>is quite a rarity in 1992, yet several readers of this group 
>have professed as such.
>
>To me, this suggests that perhaps backrubs are an alternate
>sexual outlet indeed.

To me, this suggests that perhaps masturbation is an alternate 
sexual outlet indeed.
--
Uner kannt durch's marchenland
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Subject: Re: Thanks CJ
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 16:42:34 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <lucy-140992142212@lucy.cstudies.sfu.ca> lucy@sfu.ca (Lucy  
Chan) writes:
> dodsodt2@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Don Dodson) wrote:
> > For the record:  yes, I am against abortion.  I believe it is one of
> > the most terrible things a person can do to a woman.  As such, I do
> > not think that legislation outlawing abortion is the best solution.
> > I would prefer to see women informed of how devastating abortion is,
> > to the point where they would much prefer any of the alternatives.
> 
> Trust me, Dud, most women are capable of thinking critically and making
> their own decisions. There's plenty of information out there from both
> sides and most women considering abortion have seen that information.  
They
> know the consequences; let them decide for themselves what they want to  
do
> with their bodies.
> 
> > they have long since turned
> > from these goals to support abortion, lesbianism, hatred of men,
> > and the destruction of the family.
> 
> Ah, I take it that lesbianism as a Nasty Thing and must therefore be
> stopped at all costs?
> 
> Lucy_Chan@sfu.ca
> still thinking that this guy must be
> some smartass' idea of a joke

Unfortunately, from what I have seen of his opinions, which is, admittedly  
not much, I fear that he is completely serious.
--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
From: dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: trying for a hat trick
Date: 13 Sep 92 18:30:20 GMT

After analysis of the abject failure of hurricane Iniki to devastate Oahu,
as planned, a bench check back at the XTCDCC&BG labs shows that tropical
cyclones can neither spell nor read maps.

Back to the drawing boards.

--
Kent, the man much too far from xanth.
Kent Paul Dolan, C.S.C. contractor to Fleet Numerical Oceanography Center,
Monterey, California.  Making the world safe for tropical cyclones.

"R"eply in email or news fails frequently due to mail map problems; try:
xanthian@well.sf.ca.us  dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil  uunet!noarlw!xenon!dolan
                        ^-----Preferred-----^
Any opinions among all those valuable free facts above are mine alone.

I only see replies via email, until this site acquires news in 1993.
(Well, except for my minor "news by email" abuses of the net.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Subject: tiny revelation
Date: Sat, 05 Sep 92 04:41:40 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex
Followup-To: misc.test
Keywords: dream death 


some pretty unpleasant things have happened to me
in dreams.  i've been shot at, pushed off balconies,
strangled, killed in a motorbike accident, twice
molested.  i've tried to keep my teeth from falling
out or disintegrating more times than i can count 
and gotten into (or narrowly escaped from) frighteningly
faulty elevators.  i've repeatedly seen my suicide
grandfather come back home (asked "aren't you supposed
to be dead?" he says "no, that was a mistake.") sometimes 
with a scar on his head, sometimes no sign that anything
ever happened.

but more signifigant than any of these, i think, is
that i have never once felt suicidal in a dream.
and maybe that's why i sleep so much...


chaos

''First, it must be understood that the Irish have a peculiar fascination with
  death, and for the Northern Irish, the fascination borders on obsession.''
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Mental Exercises
Date: 13 Sep 92 15:15:37 GMT


				   
				   
			   MENTAL EXERCISES
	      :to Expand Your Mind and Enrich Your Life
				   
			by Roger David Carasso



1. Think good thoughts about your girlfriend's cat.

2. Appreciate aspects of the Pro-Life Movement.

3. Envision a scenario where you would look forward to making love to
   Jesse Helms (homosexually and heterosexually).

4. Enjoy the extra time older drivers give you in your car, by
   imagining every possible type to read-end crash.

5. Learn to sing a new broadway showtune each week.




  ___________________________________________________________________
  |>>>You know, your average baby can't pass the Turing test.       |
  |>>What about a humidifier?  An average one, I mean.              |
  |>It can't pass a humidifier either. ____ __ ____ _ ____ ___ ___  |
  |Neither can a Geo Metro.           /    /_||___//_\\___ \___\  \ |
  |__________________________________ \___/  ||  \/   \___\ ___\\__\|
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State at home)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Political Anagrams
Date: 5 Sep 92 15:44:19 GMT


"Clinton/Gore in '92" -- anagram:

*********************
Clinton: gore in '92!
*********************

--
========================
"Avert one severe doper"
========================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: In bed
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 14:11:42 GMT

I've been dating her about a month, but this
was the first time we had Chinese food together.
So, being the original wit that I am, I decided
to tell her about the trick of adding the words
"in bed" to whatever the fortune cookie says.
She thought this was terribly amusing, except
that her fortune cookie didn't exactly work for
this (it was something about success or some-
thing).  Mine, however, was a bit more inter-
esting:  "Our best and greatest love is...
Self Love".

These things don't usually come true for me,
but this time it was a pretty good indication
of how the night went.

mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: large scale nothingness
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,to.wasatch
Summary: fun for the whole damn gang
Keywords: kill \
Reply-To: mr. wonderful
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 19:57:55 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

hate hate hate die die die death death death kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
hate hate hate die die die death death death kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
hate hate hate die die die death death death kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
hate hate hate die die die death death death kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
                           i still don't feel any better. oh well.

PJF--->Biochem. grad student
					"Oh God, how i love to hate!"
								Mudhoney	
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Subject: Re: Flat Tax Defended
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 20:05:33 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <716237998.910203.TJM@math.ams.org> TJM@MATH.AMS.ORG (Tom  
Maloney) writes:
*I have no joke, I just like saying "main Nazi complaint"
*
*Tom

And you quoted HOW MANY LINES to say this???? Hope you have a  
flame-retardant canary suit(TM) lying around.
--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
From: sol@cogsci.ed.ac.uk (Ana)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie
Date: 8 Sep 92 01:15:08 GMT
	<1992Sep6.033902.24861@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
	<1992Sep6.152929.9106@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> <gunnarh.76@dhhalden.no>
Organization: Chaos
In-reply-to: gunnarh@dhhalden.no's message of 7 Sep 92 20:40:57 GMT


(gnus-kill "From" "gunnarh")


a (or should that be ".no"?)
--
Isn't everyone?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie,alt.fan.letterman
From: mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 92 07:06:49 GMT

rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:



>I CREATE ALT.FLAME.MARSHAL.PERLMAN.WEENIE FOR DE
>PROLOTARIET AGAINST THE BOUGEROISEE SCUM PIGS.

>FUCK DE BOUGEROISEE

>-- 
>--
>cj gypsy

uh? take your medication.
--
Marshal Perlman - Huntington Beach - California - USA - Earth - Milky Way 
                 Private Pilot - Airplane Single-Engine Land
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: is this a mid-life crisis?
Organization: flinch flich, the finch
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 07:33:04 GMT

In article <4727@gorn.echo.com> drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno) writes:
>cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) said: 
>-
>-Am I having a mid-life crisis?  Aren't I too young for that?
>-(I'm 26.)  Aren't middle-aged men the only ones who get to 
>-have mid-life crises?
>
>You're having a life crisis.  You'll be able to tell the mid-life 
>crisis by the exponential growth in the number of guitars you own.
>
>You'll also note a sudden urge to form your own musical group and
>instead of complaining about pop music, you'll actually be trying
>to imitate it.  

You're not making me feel better.

Larry, how many chords do you know?  I can get a deposit on a bass
amp on tuesday.

AjD
composing songs as i walk from work
in the dark
they last as long as they take to
bounce from the trees past the street lamps
which is as long as they ought to
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: WHO'S THE BIGGER NAZI?
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 02:13:01 GMT

In <!-lncsk.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>WHO'RE THE BIGGER NAZIS, SERBIAN OR CROATIANS?  HOW MANY ARE IN FAVOR
>OF DROPPING TWO NUCLEAR BOMBS ON YUGOSLAVIA, REMOVING THE SERBIAN AND
>CROATIAN SCUM,

Well, Roger, it looks like another one of your pointless baiting articles.

> AND DESTROYING THOSE GOD AWEFUL YUGO'S TO BOOT.

But actually, you may have a good idea here.

I say "go for it."
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: gossip for British t.b readers
Date: 9 Sep 92 16:22:50 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
I met Jim Davies last night.  Great guy.
He's been on my Great Guy list ever since he
mailed me a CD of "I Often Dream of Trains" when
I couldn't find it in the US.

We decided that mathew doesn't actually exist.

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Short Shameful Confession
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 16:41:06 GMT
Organization: talk.bizarre wannabees

I had been working for several days on a lovingly crafted flame of 
Steve Franklin when he decided he couldn't take the heat any more and 
dropped off the net.  (Or the part of it that counts, anyway.)  
I've been brooding about it ever since.
  -- Clifton  (could still mail it, but that would be too easy.)

--
Home: cliftonr@netcom.com     +1 808 521 9073
Work: clifton_r@verifone.com  +1 808 625 3234
Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Whatever flames upon the night/Man's own resinous heart has fed." - W. B. Yeats
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: If Seinfeld worked in DP...
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 19:00:46 GMT

hhg1@gte.com (Hal German) writes:

>If Seinfeld and company worked in data processing...
>Seinfeld would be either an end-user or a Manager of MIS
>Kramer would be a C coder
>George would be an MIS/Finance type
>Elaine would be an end-user computing type

>Your selections?

Hal German would be the guy who formats disks.
From: rcbi27@marshall.wvnet.edu (DBRUM)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A grammatical question
Date: 10 Sep 92 01:24:01 GMT
Organization: Marshall University

Wouldn't it be more proper to refer to a bunch of jerk offs as a bunch
of jerks off? You know, like attorneys general?

--danny
-- 
	"Were his solid black square paintings really,
	as the artist claimed, simply neutral, abstract
	compositions devoid of external references and
	meanings?" ***********************************
From: mbrockma@bank.ecn.purdue.edu (Matt Brockman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: please continue
Date: 5 Sep 92 01:39:06 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Sep3.161956.12754@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
>
>the fluorescent lights continue their insidious buzzing, programming us all to
>bend our spoons into alien shapes.  The growing pile of spoon-sculptures was
soon too big for our tent, so we moved operations outside. We sent one





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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
          "Twenty dwarves took turns doing handstands on the carpet."
             "Employee of the Month isn't all hams and plaques."
                       "Nothing is a good insulator."
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Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29764 alt.non.sequitur:23
From: mcneild@Software.Mitel.COM (Doug McNeil)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Date: 11 Sep 92 19:18:21 GMT
	<1992Sep11.073510.3525@syacus.acus.oz.au>
Distribution: na
Organization: MITEL Public Switching, Kanata, Ontario, Canada
In-reply-to: ron@syacus.acus.oz.au's message of 11 Sep 92 07:35:10 GMT


The hot crossed moon bled orange juice concentrate. Harlot burbed
phantasmagorical Punch and Judy's of cancelled postage stamps.
Wondering: "Has this been said before? Where are the Oreos?"

[DOUG]
--
----------------------------------------------------------------------------->
"Smokin" Doug McNeil			| mcneild@Software.Mitel.COM
Mitel Corporation, Kanata, Ontario	| (613)592-2122
"I hast scene the enemy and they is us" -- Pogo
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: Hmmmm
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 14:05:31 GMT

rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:

] 
] Who nominated John F. Woods as talk.bizarre's Designated Flamer?
] 
] 
] 5150
] i thought it should be put to a vote



i think it's just till greg gets back in shape.
he's been in france, you know.

BoB
teCh
and we all know how much that can take out of a person

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Subject: I'll take a case, please
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 02:26:46 GMT


I know what P.B. in P.B. Max stands for.


Mark "Pandora's box" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: this week
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 22:01:44 GMT



this week, i fixed louise up with a guy from work.
she kept telling me she only liked blond asshole
programmers, and i suddenly realised one of my
supervisors is one.  i called her to ask if she
was interested in meeting him and she said to put
him on the phone.  two minutes later they were
talking about thigh-high boots.  when he hung up,
he said, "she has a great voice.  i'll have to get
her to give me phone sex sometime."  they are 
perfect for each other.

this week, i bought two blouses, two pairs of
shoes, and a pair of earrings to go with my new
business suits.  i felt incredibly guilty about
it, even though i know that these clothes will
increase my monthly earning potential by the
amount that i spent on them.  evil tracey, my
personal shopper, kept trying to foist scarves
on me.  "you have to accessorise!" she said.  
"you can make those suits so much more versatile!"
i kept telling her that i have no idea how to
properly wear a scarf, and that i have twenty
scarves at home that i have never worn.  not
exactly.  i did not tell her that i knew that
if i bought the scarf, lovely as it was, it 
would only get used during sex.  i did, however,
find myself very attracted to several brooches
depicting lizards, snakes, and insects.  i hope
this trend lasts.

this week, i had a premonition that i would die
if i drove the car i just bought.  it was so
strong i started to hyperventilate.  so if you
know anybody in the washington DC area who is
interested in buying a dilapidated VW super beetle,
let me know.  i'm asking $450.  it runs nicely
since i tuned it up and adjusted the valves.  but
they'll have to come and get it themselves.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (The Sheik)
Subject: Re: talking to women
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 05:38:03 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <v+lnpbj.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)  
writes:
> Kent.  Nerd glasses.  Xanth.  Alien sounding name.
> Yes!  Yes!  Yes!  I've never seen them together!
> Yes!  Ken *is* Sumernerd!  Who would have thought...

HAW HAW I GET IT!@#$%^&*(

CARASSO IS CULTURALLY UNSOUND(*&^%$#@!

YOU RACHEL DAPHNE CHRISTI ARE A CANTANKEROUS CANKEROUS SLUTBITCHWHORE%!%)

You dilfuck Roger, now you've dug yourself a whole. Xanth is part of the  
classics. Everyone's heard of it. I won't tell the meaning;I will leave  
you to further embarass yourself amidst the goodfellas.
--
"I ayaaan't no heeyick"
  - Lou Ann from Georgia
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: RUSH LIMBAUGH and his FUCKING FANZ (Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad)
Keywords: flame
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: na
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 18:54:41 GMT

> toma@romulus.cray.com (Thomas Arneberg) spews into several froups:
>
>Rush DOES see the truth in this. I remember him responding to a caller last
>winter that the reason he is pressing so hard on this is that he finally
>latched onto an issue where he can "get" congress.
>
>No doubt about it, Rush is purposefully twisting facts for political gain.
>
>But for some reason, that doesn't make me not "ever trust him or what he
>stands for". If a person is 90% correct but is prone to some exaggeration
>and/or twisting facts to put a "spin" on something, does that mean you have
>to discard his whole philosophy?
>
>Furthermore, what Rush usually focuses on in the house banking scandal is
>the callous attitude -- that all the expenses were paid for the taxpayers.
>If the depositor doesn't have to pay for adminstration of the bank with the
>"float" of his money, then that float can be used by other depositors
>writing bad checks.
>
>  - Tom A.

Tom, tom, tom


WHY THE FUCK DID YOU POST THIS TO T.B YOU WORTHLESS ASSHOLE??

jesus, do people really worship this rush limabugh? are we gonna start seeing
more rush limbaugh than rush on the .net? Is there something about that
name rush that attracts .net nerds [TM] like shit attracts flies?

oh, and check out th' sig:

>---------------------------------------------+------------------------------
>;-) I'd rather be ____  Thomas R. Arneberg   | Inet: toma@cray.com
>:-) singing in a |____| Senior IC Design Eng.| UUCP: ...!uunet!cray!toma
>:-) Barbershop  _|   _| Cray Research, Inc.  | CLAIM TO FAME: Loni Anderson 
>:-) Quartet!   (_)  (_) Chippewa Falls, Wisc.|   went to my high school 
>---------------------------------------------+------------------------------

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: yet another dream
Keywords: youth math time 
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 15:11:26 GMT

In <1992Sep13.012751.823@usl.edu> Nookoo Le Cookoo writes:
>In article <27wnb#_.chaos@netcom.com> chaos@netcom.com (chaos) writes:
>>sunday morning:
>>
>>it appears i spent the night dreaming about giving a math/time lesson
>>to a six-year-old.
> Hmmmm..... It makes one wonder what you are going to do *next* to this
>sweet, innocent, 6 year old girl. And, if duct tape is involved.....

Knowing that filthy pervert, it'll probably be redox reactions next.
I say we call the police *now*.