HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov (Orin Day)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Stay the FUCK off GNR .... (GNR Fans Whine Again!)
Date: 2 Oct 92 15:16:08 GMT
Reply-To: oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov  (Orin Day)
Distribution: world,local
Organization: Goddard Space Flight Center

In article <1992Oct2.044043.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu>  
f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
> In article <1992Oct2.180626.1@cc.curtin.edu.au>, rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au  
(Rod Swift) writes:
>>>>>so go and wank off in private okay and keep your shitty posts to yourself.
>>>>Let's go and prank in alt.rock-and-roll.head.bang okay and shit them off.
>>>Let's go and off a tank in sci.military okay and pretend it was Iraq. 
>>Let's go bonk a towelhead in soc.culture.islam okay and pretend we're in  
>>Iraq.
> Let's go play some Motorhead in rec.music.dylan okay and defend it as Bob's.
Let's go shoot some hoops in rec.sport.basketball.pro okay and get Magic's $$$.

--
* "In 27 years of marriage, Todd never noticed Marie's tentacle" *
Orin Day, Code 664.1                    oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov
Hughes STX/NASA       GSFC Laboratory for High Energy Astrophysics
*******"Think that this is NASA's opinion?   NO, NO, NO!!!" ******
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Love/Hate
Date: 5 Oct 92 21:33:41 GMT
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923

aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
>Jeff Carroll (jcarroll@ferris.cray.com) wrote:
>:grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>:>Masturbate?
>:fornicate.
>Mediate?
Assimilate.
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: GnR w/Elton on MTV
Followup-To: alt.cascade,alt.rock-n-roll.metal.gnr
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 22:30:59 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.173217.8509@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov  (Orin Day) writes:
>In article <1992Sep28.230722.169@bradley.bradley.edu> death@buhub.bradley.edu  
>(Dustin Slater) writes:
>> In <1992Sep28.134346.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu>  
>f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>> >In article <gunnarh.142.717601003@dhhalden.no>, gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR  
>HORRIGMO) writes:
>> >>In article <1992Sep25.234011.26614@EE.Stanford.EDU> bill@isl.Stanford.EDU  
>(Bill Moore) writes:
>> >>>From: bill@isl.Stanford.EDU (Bill Moore)
>> >>>Subject: GnR w/Elton on MTV
>> >>>Date: Fri, 25 Sep 92 23:40:11 GMT
>> >>>
>> >>>November Rain? I forget.
>> >>September Slain? I molest.
>> >White Semen Stain?  I protest!
>> Bite him in pain? I ingest!
>Buy stock in the rain? I invest!
Fly rocks for the vain?  Surly you jest.
Xref: sparky alt.cascade:2180 alt.religion.kibology:4015
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: stuff
Date: 29 Sep 92 15:13:17 GMT
Distribution: world,local
Organization: Ostfold College

In article <1992Sep28.131205.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>Subject: Re: stuff
>From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
>Date: 28 Sep 92 13:12:05 MST
>>>: : >>>>>>>>>>>Please keep your *stuff* and your crossposting out of alt.is.too.  It has
>>>: : >>>>>>>>>>>nothing to do with this group.
>>>: : >>>>>>>>>>>
>>>: : >>>>>>>>>>Does too.
>>>: : >>>>>>>>>Does not!
>>>: : >>>>>>>>Does tooo!!
>>>: : >>>>>>>Does not dammit!
>>>: : >>>>>>Is so.
>>>: : >>>>>Is not.  I know you are, but what am I.
>>>: : >>>>Is too
>>>: : >>>Is not. Now, shut up.
>>>: : >>Is too.  Make me shut up.
>>>: : >Is not.
>>>: : Is too, is too, is too!!
>>>: Is not, is not, is not, is not, is not you dickfor
>>>He's not a dickfor!
>>What's a dickfor?
>*AH OOH GA* *AH OOH GA* *FRESHMAN ALERT* *AH OOH GA* *AH OOH GA*
Da doo ron ron ron, Da doo ron ron


          /\           | I didn't say this.      | "I never forget a
        /    \         | My supervisor would     | face. Especially
      /        \       | kill me if i did.       | when I've sat
    /    (<>)    \     |_________________________| on it."
  /                \   |Gunnar Horrigmo          | -Kathleen Turner
/____________________\ |gunnarh@sofus.dhhalden.no| Crimes of passion
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: stuff
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: world,local
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 22:25:07 GMT

In article <gunnarh.165.717779597@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>In article <1992Sep28.131205.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>>Subject: Re: stuff
>>From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
>>Date: 28 Sep 92 13:12:05 MST
>>>>: : >>>>>>>>>>>Please keep your *stuff* and your crossposting out of alt.is.too.  It has
>>>>: : >>>>>>>>>>>nothing to do with this group.
>>>>: : >>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>: : >>>>>>>>>>Does too.
>>>>: : >>>>>>>>>Does not!
>>>>: : >>>>>>>>Does tooo!!
>>>>: : >>>>>>>Does not dammit!
>>>>: : >>>>>>Is so.
>>>>: : >>>>>Is not.  I know you are, but what am I.
>>>>: : >>>>Is too
>>>>: : >>>Is not. Now, shut up.
>>>>: : >>Is too.  Make me shut up.
>>>>: : >Is not.
>>>>: : Is too, is too, is too!!
>>>>: Is not, is not, is not, is not, is not you dickfor
>>>>He's not a dickfor!
>>>What's a dickfor?
>>*AH OOH GA* *AH OOH GA* *FRESHMAN ALERT* *AH OOH GA* *AH OOH GA*
>Da doo ron ron ron, Da doo ron ron
And the colored girls sing: do-da-do-do do-do do-do ....
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Enya
Date: 1 Oct 92 10:44:12 GMT
 <1992Sep23.030537.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> <1992Sep23.104750.9343@colorado.edu> <1adoefINNja1@hal.com>
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

In article <1adoefINNja1@hal.com>, cliff@hal.com (Cliff Neighbors) writes:
>In article <1992Sep23.104750.9343@colorado.edu> paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Atharvan) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep23.030537.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>>>In article <1992Sep22.204911.5263@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, MAC writes:
>>>>In article <1992Sep22.185208.23829@fcom.cc.utah.edu> big daddy hate box writes:
>>>>>In <1992Sep22.131853.23531@Csli.Stanford.EDU> glad@Csli.Stanford.EDU writes:
>>>>>% Does Enya have a PhD?
>>>>>enya has multiple STDs?
>>>>Enya was a hit on ABC.
>>>Enya once ate a box of TNT.
>>Enya sings because of PMS.
>And ya stings with fuzz-bass EFX.
Enya is addicted to Corn Chex.
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."

"[George Bush is] the most ruthless white man in the history of the planet."
	-- Richard Ben Cramer, author of _What It Takes_
"The President scores much better than Bill Clinton."
	-- Dan, comparing Bush's record of marital infidelity to Clinton's
From: oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov (Orin Day)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Yum... sandwiches
Date: 5 Oct 92 01:51:02 GMT
Reply-To: oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov  (Orin Day)
Distribution: world,local
Organization: Goddard Space Flight Center

In article <1992Oct2.174621.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu>  
f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
> In article <1992Oct2.141305.13426@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>,  
oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov (Orin Day) writes:
>> f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>>rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au   (Rod Swift) writes:
>>>> In article <1992Oct1.191632.14849@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>,  
>>>> oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov (Orin Day) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Please keep this out of alt.prose.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I leave the editing to the editors, I just compose.
>>>>>>>>>>>>If people did not do this, there would be no prose.
>>>>>>>>>>>As I said to my chauffeur: "Punch him in the nose!"
>>>>>>>>>> On the maid's underwear: "Sniff this like a rose!"
>>>>>>>>> (The pair that the gardener once sprayed with his hose.)
>>>>>>>> She dared to pat his hardener, but complained about his toes.
>>>>>>> She should know much better, if the rose that rose she chose
>>>>>> She ended up much wetter, since she chose to forgo blows
>>>>>>> *******"Think that this is NASA's opinion?   NO, NO, NO!!!" ******
>>>>> But not in the eventuality, at least in signatures I chose.
>>>> But not in the insanity, at least in psychiatry I hope.
>>> She knew all was vanity, at least when it came to sex, drink and dope.
>> He knew all was chastity, at least when it came to lex, yacc, and pope.
> It knew every technicality, at least when it came to TeX, pack, and soap.
To spite any banality, at least with Rex, Bob, and Ray Millichope.

>>>>>*******"Think that this is NASA's opinion?   NO, NO, NO!!!" ******
>>>>*******"Think that is Santa's opinion?   HO, HO, HO!!!" ******
>>> *******"Think this is Ice T's opinion?   YO, YO, YO!!!" ****** 
>> *******"Think this is Homer's opinion?   DOH, DOH, DOH!!!" ******
> *******"Think my opinion is fertilizer?   GROW, GROW, GROW!!!" ******
*******"Think my raven is crowing?   POE, POE, POE!!!" ******

--
* "In 27 years of marriage, Todd never noticed Marie's tentacle" *
Orin Day, Code 664.1                    oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov
Hughes STX/NASA       GSFC Laboratory for High Energy Astrophysics
*******"Think that this is NASA's opinion?   NO, NO, NO!!!" ******
From: srp@babar.mmwb.ucsf.edu (Scott R. Presnell)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: F***ing Cascaders again!
Date: 30 Sep 92 02:32:53 GMT
Organization: UCSF Computer Graphics Lab

>In article <92272.145700TLS129@psuvm.psu.edu> <TLS129@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>Hey, are we cross-posting to alt.cascade yet?
>Hey, are we composting to halt the parade yet?
Hey, is it post hoc to fault the tirade yet?
-- 

	- Scott Presnell (srp@cgl.ucsf.edu)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: atheism
From: emiddlec@mora.gac.edu (Eric Middlecamp)
Date: 30 Sep 92 23:12:08 -0600

In article <1992Sep30.060551.20516@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>  writes:
>> >"God is Dead" - Friedrich Nietzsche
>> "Nietzsche is Dead" - God
>"Nietzsche is God" - the Dead
"Dead Nietzsche?" "Oh, God."
Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.cascade,misc.test,alt.newbie,alt.stupidity
From: dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis)
Subject: Re: bored to tears
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 03:16:47 GMT

In <BvoHqy.GDo@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) 
writes:

>mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>} aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>} >Just a thought...
>} It's store bought.
>You've been caught
Love is rot.


--

Tom Dennis                    |  I looked into the abyss,
dennis@alexia.uiuc.edu        |    and the abyss looked into me--
tadg0614@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu     |      and we both winked.
Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.cascade,misc.test,alt.newbie,alt.stupidity
From: dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis)
Subject: Re: bored to tears
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 03:15:25 GMT

In <1992Oct6.003748.25466@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:

>In article <BvFJBo.D30@news.cso.uiuc.edu> genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) 
writes:
>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>} el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>} >feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>} >>} a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>} >>} >genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>} >>} >> or we could start our very own cascade....
>>>>} >>} >or we could dart our very own blockade
>>>>} >>} or we should snort our very good cocaine.
>>>>} >>or we should abort our very last chess game.
>>>>} >or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
>>>>} or we could insert our merry head sans brain
>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>Your rusty well gown is on the plane.
More busty bell clowns in from Spain...
--

Tom Dennis                    |  I looked into the abyss,
dennis@alexia.uiuc.edu        |    and the abyss looked into me--
tadg0614@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu     |      and we both winked.
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Stay the FUCK off GNR .... (GNR Fans Whine Again!)
Date: 1 Oct 92 10:46:37 GMT
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

In article <1992Oct1.144657.1@cc.curtin.edu.au>, rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au (Rod Swift) writes:
>In article <MelCxdi00awIA7j1JK@andrew.cmu.edu>, Eric Scott Jefferson <ej0i+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>>so go and wank off in private okay and keep your shitty posts to yourself.
>Let's go and prank in alt.rock-and-roll.head.bang okay and shit them off.
Let's go and off a tank in sci.military okay and pretend it was Iraq. 
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."

"[George Bush is] the most ruthless white man in the history of the planet."
	-- Richard Ben Cramer, author of _What It Takes_
"The President scores much better than Bill Clinton."
	-- Dan, comparing Bush's record of marital infidelity to Clinton's
From: oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov (Orin Day)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 1 Oct 92 17:19:38 GMT
Reply-To: oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov  (Orin Day)
Organization: Goddard Space Flight Center

In article <1992Oct1.054900.14592@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu  
(Michael Frank Caver) writes:
> >>> Hair! Hair is all there is!
> >>Blair!  Blair, gimme a kizz!
> Where? There? Right on the lips?
Share, pear.  Shoot from the hips.

> >>"You cannot just grab a penis and make it erect." 
"You cannot just heat a fluid and make it convect"

> >If at first you don't succeed...
> The thirst is my need...
The land is my deed...

> >				  "*Suck*, don't *blow*."
>                                    *Duck*, you *ho!*
					 *Luck*, you know.

--
* "In 27 years of marriage, Todd never noticed Marie's tentacle" *
Orin Day, Code 664.1                    oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov
Hughes STX/NASA       GSFC Laboratory for High Energy Astrophysics
*******"Think that this is NASA's opinion?   NO, NO, NO!!!" ******
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: RUDDOCK
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 02:20:03 GMT

In article <mcnair.8.717957297@slab.unt.edu> mcnair@slab.unt.edu (SEAN MCNAIR) writes:
>From: mcnair@slab.unt.edu (SEAN MCNAIR)
>Subject: RUDDOCK
>Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 16:34:57 GMT
>A Ruddock is a Robin.
A Robin is a Ruddock?


          /\           | I didn't say this.      | "I never forget a
        /    \         | My supervisor would     | face. Especially
      /        \       | kill me if i did.       | when I've sat
    /    (<>)    \     |_________________________| on it."
  /                \   |Gunnar Horrigmo          | -Kathleen Turner
/____________________\ |gunnarh@sofus.dhhalden.no| Crimes of passion
From: oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov (Orin Day)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 1 Oct 92 22:58:09 GMT
Reply-To: oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov  (Orin Day)
Organization: Goddard Space Flight Center

In article <1992Oct1.132350.1843@gacvx2.gac.edu> emiddlec@mora.gac.edu (Eric  
Middlecamp) writes:
> >> > >> >>> >>Cerveza! Uno mas, por favor.
> >> > >> >>> >Que?
> >> > >> >>> Beer! One more, please.
> >> > >> >>Queer!  No more fleas!
> >> > >> >Here! No more of these!
> >> > >> There! One more of his!
> >> > >Where?  Where's my daughter Liz?
> >> > Hair! Hair is all there is!
> >> Blair!  Blair, gimme a kizz!
> >Cheese!  Cheeze, gimme a whiz!
> Whiz! Whiz! There's whiz in my cheese!
Beer! Queer, this beer tastes like whiz!

--
* "In 27 years of marriage, Todd never noticed Marie's tentacle" *
Orin Day, Code 664.1                    oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov
Hughes STX/NASA       GSFC Laboratory for High Energy Astrophysics
*******"Think that this is NASA's opinion?   NO, NO, NO!!!" ******
Newsgroups: alt.cascade,alt.non.sequitur
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Stay the FUCK off GNR
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 00:44:38 GMT

In article <MelCxdi00awIA7j1JK@andrew.cmu.edu> Eric Scott Jefferson <ej0i+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>...so go and wank off in private okay and keep your
>shitty posts to yourself.

Keep your own shitty posts [sic] to yourself.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "Yow! Up ahead! It's a DONUT HUT!!"
From: fsmgs@camelot.acf-lab.alaska.edu (Michael Schmahl [Black-Robe Mage])
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Organization: University of Alaska Computer Network
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 03:25:39 GMT

Michael Frank Caver writes
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, IM GOING TO START THE
> >>WORST CASCADE EVER.
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHILE EATING THIS SLOP, I SEWED THE FIRST  
> >>>BROCADE BEAVER.
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BILE FITTING RIG STOP, LIE SPEWED THIRST  
LIVER  
> >>>!!!!
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE, AT LEAST DELIVER...
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHO MAY I ATTRIBUTE TO THIS BEASTLY SLIVER?
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TO SPAY A LUTE IN A GREASY RIVER
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DAMN CASCADERS THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I WILL NOT CASCADE; NOPE, NO, NEVER
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A TRAIN?
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>R2-D2 ON THE BRAIN?
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade is damn insane!
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And it's really getting lame!
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>POST IN CAPS YOU WEIRDOS, WHAT ARE YOU DEAF ?  
> >>>!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>YOUVE RUINED MY RIGHT EAR, HOW 'BOUT THE LEFT?
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>LEFT AT THE NEXT LIGHTS, UNLESS RED
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>THIS SILLY THING IS SOMETHING I DREAD, 
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>BETTER I SHOULD BE BUSY IN BED !
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>WANKER, GIVE THY HAND A REST!
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>NAH! THIS AIN'T REC.HUMOR AT ITS BEST.
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>SURELY YOU JEST?
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>THIS IS A TEST.
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>SO BE OUR GUEST.
> >>>> >  >>>>>>>TESTING, TESTING, ONE TWO THREE.
> >>>> >  >>>>>>RETURN OF THE MONSTER CASCADE, HEE HEE HEE! 
> >>>> >  >>>>>THIS WASTE IS COSTING THE NET MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, DON'T YOU AGREE?
> >>>> >  >>>>I PREFER CABERNET SAUVIGNON WITH BRIE
> >>>> >  >>>I THINK ALT.CASCADE IS BEST FOR POSTS LIKE THESE 
> >>>> >  >>I HOPE THIS DOES'NT GET OUT CONTROL SO WHY DON'T WE FREEZE???
> >>>> >  >OH DEAR FRIENDS, LET'S KEEP IT GOING, PLEASE!
> >>>> >  IF ANYONE ENDS THERE SENTENCE WITH "ORANGE", WE CUT THEM OFF AT THE 
> >>>> >  KNEES!
> >>>> PEOPLE WHO MISSPELL THEIR, MAKE ME SICK, I THINK I'LL SNEEZE!!!
> >>>THERE, THEIR, THEY'RE, MY FRIEND, CAN WE CURE THIS DISEASE???
> >>HERE, HAIR, HEAR  MY FRIEND.  SHALL WE COUGH AND WHEEZE?
> >FAIR BRER BEAR, MY FRIEND, WAS BIT BY HONEYBEES.
> Care Bear hair, you fiend, was hit by the homeless.
This cascade is just about dead, n'est-ce pas?
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: oops
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 15:17:46 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.002223.5523@raven.alaska.edu> fsmgs@camelot.acf-lab.alaska.edu (Michael Schmahl [Black-Robe Mage]) writes:
>From: fsmgs@camelot.acf-lab.alaska.edu (Michael Schmahl [Black-Robe Mage])
>Subject: Re: oops
>Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 00:22:23 GMT
>Michael Frank Caver writes
>> Hehehe... got carried away with my choke collar... :)
>Get married today for only a dollar.
Get fudge today for a hoot and a holler.


          /\           | I didn't say this.      | "I never forget a
        /    \         | My supervisor would     | face. Especially
      /        \       | kill me if i did.       | when I've sat
    /    (<>)    \     |_________________________| on it."
  /                \   |Gunnar Horrigmo          | -Kathleen Turner
/____________________\ |gunnarh@sofus.dhhalden.no| Crimes of passion
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Wibble
From: emiddlec@mora.gac.edu (Eric Middlecamp)
Date: 29 Sep 92 20:14:39 -0600

>>>>>>>>wibble.
>>>>>>>dweeb! 
>>>>>>goatfucker!
>>>>> coat hanger.
>>>>coat hanger?
>>>goat cancer?
>>Moat dancer.
>I think I just shit in my pants, sir.
Give me the answer!!
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: F***ing Cascaders again!
From: emiddlec@mora.gac.edu (Eric Middlecamp)
Date: 29 Sep 92 21:50:40 -0600

>In article <92272.145700TLS129@psuvm.psu.edu> <TLS129@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>Hey, are we cross-posting to alt.cascade yet?
>Hey, are we composting to halt the parade yet?
Nay, she seems to be boasting asphalt tirades, Trett.

Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Kibology?
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 05:52:38 GMT

>> > >>>>But what is kibology?
>> > >>>What *isn't* Kibology?!?
>> > >>And where's Kibo's money?
>> > >And why is everyone wearing funny hats
>> > And who the hell is Arthur?
>> King of the Britons!
>One ... Two ... Five ...
Five is right out! Lobbeth they Holy Handgrenade at thy foe...


Ratboy...frequent poster on a.f.m-p

Newsgroups: alt.cascade,alt.newbie,alt.non.sequitur
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: GnR w/Elton on MTV
Followup-To: alt.cascade,alt.rock-n-roll.metal.gnr,alt.newbie
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Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 16:23:47 GMT

In article <> cb@wixer.cactus.org (Cyberspace Buddha) writes:
>In article <> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>>In article <> bill@isl.Stanford.EDU (Bill Moore) writes:
>>>November Rain? I forget.
>>September Slain? I molest.
>October Pain?  I protest.
December main?  I detest.