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                        _Mystery Science Theater 3000_
                        (Nearly Complete) Episode Guide


This version was edited by Lisa Jenkins (jenkins@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu) from 
an originally compiled list from the _Satellite of Love Newsletter_ edited by 
Rich Kulawiec (rsk@gynko.circ.upenn.edu). 

Last updated: September 29, 1992


The episode list is not yet complete.  The KTMA TV23 season needs more 
information, and the Comedy Channel and Comedy Central lists reflect the 
production numbers listed in "MST3K Season by Season" guide by Best Brains, 
Inc.  The order of the episodes in the first Comedy Channel season may 
actually be different from the production numbers. 


KTMA TV23 1988/89 season 
------------------------

November 24, 1988 Thunderbirds in Outer Space (6:00 pm)

November 24, 1988 Revenge of the Mysterons (8:00 pm)

November 27, 1988 Invaders from the Deep 

May 7, 1989 The Million Eyes of Sumuru
 Skits: Idio probes, Servo judged, "Love Theme" 
 Post: Servo's mouth doesn't work/900 in fan club

May 14, 1989 Hanger 18
 Pre: Joel introduces movie
 Skits: Crow gets spanking, Crow's memory cleanup, Crow's first memory
 Post:  1,000 fan club member will win Demon Dog

May 21, 1989 The Last Chase
 Pre: Dr. F tries to make cold fusion work in Larry's mouth
 Skits: humanity lesson for the 'bots, winner of 1,000 fan club member, fan 
club letter 

Other episodes which were shown but no other information is known at this 
time:

 Humanoid Woman
 Phase IV
 Time Of The Apes
 Mighty Jack
 Thunderbirds Are Go
 All 7 Gamera films
 City on Fire
 Fugitive Alien
 Death at the Super Bowl
 Death Flight
 Space: 1999 "Moonbase Alpha"

Comedy Channel 1989/90 season
-----------------------------

101 The Crawling Eye
 Pre: Larry not good in disguise
 Inventions: J: Electric bagpipe  MS: Canine Pineal Gland Serum
 Skits: Head games, Gypsy uncoiled, The Crawling Forrest Tucker
 Post: Name good thing/bad thing for RAM chip

102 The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy (Commando Cody part 1)
 Pre: Dr. F blew up mad convention center/improved security at Deep 13
 Inventions: J: Air-bag helmet for motorcyclists  MS: Chalk-man
 Skits: Servo will save us from the demon dogs, Enoch leader of demon dogs, 
Crow tries to be Enoch 
 Post: Joel sends demon dogs to fetch

103 Mad Monster (Commando Cody part 2)
 Pre: How MS went mad
 Inventions: J: Hell in a Handbag  MS: Acetyline-powered lizard
 Skits: Tom tries to pick up a blender, Stupid questions about werewolves, 
Joel switches Crow's and Tom's heads--Servo-Crowatians 
 Post: Ontological discourse

104 Women of the Prehistoric Planet
 Pre: Joel is a talk-show host
 Inventions: J: Toilet Paper in a Bottle  MS: Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn
 Skits: Joel--this is your life, Isaac Asimov's Literary Doomsday Device 
(Asimovinator), Duplicate Isaac Asimovs 
 Post: Avocado Boy names--winner of the brainstorm

105 The Corpse Vanishes (Commando Cody part 3)
 Pre: Forrester gives Larry Foundation Trilogy Gift Set
 Inventions: J: Chiro-Gyro  MS: Flame Flower
 Skits: "Tiger-Bot" issue on Data, Game of tag, At the barbershop
 Post: Name good thing/bad thing for a RAM chip/Servo's head explodes

106 The Crawling Hand
 Pre: Joel explains show
 Inventions: J: Safety Saw  MS: Limb Lengthener
 Skits: Let's play murder ball!, Shatner choking, What can a hand do?
 Post: Name good thing/bad thing for a RAM chip 

107 Robot Monster (Commando Cody parts 4 & 5)
 Pre: Joel explains show/Gypsy is injured
 Inventions: MS: Self-inflating Whoopie Cushion  J: Cumber-bubble-bund
 Skits: Can bumblebees fly and other conundra, Kill the hu-man!, Surrealism
 Post: The life and times of Ro-man

108 Slime People (Commando Cody part 6)
 Inventions: J: Bulging Eyes  MS: Screaming Cotton Candy
 Skits: Bots vs. Commando Cody, Why was this film made?, Ship filled with fog

109 Project Moonbase (Commando Cody parts 7 & 8)
 Inventions: J: Water Juggling  MS: Insect-a-sketch
 Skits: Servo plays Commando Cody, Ties of the future, SPACOM--1001 uses
 Post: Gravity Fun

110 Robot Holocaust (Commando Cody part 9)
 Pre: Joel explains show/"Human"/film broke (during Commando Cody)
 Inventions: J: Nitro-Burning Funny Pipe  MS: Stocking Mask of the Future
 Skits: We-zone, Sitcom simulator, Servo the fur-clad hero
 Post: Name the Plant Guy brainstorm

111 Moon Zero Two
 Pre: Joel explains show/eats vicariously through viewers/Larry's hair is 
lifeless
 Inventions: J: Teleporting Food  MS: Mouth-to-Mouth Celebrity Toothpaste
 Skits: Tribute to Neil Armstrong, Games of the future, Zero-G fight
 Post: Name good thing/bad thing for RAM chip

112 Untamed Youth
 Inventions: J: Never-Light Pipe  MS: Tongue Puppets
 Skits: Greg Brady--an American legacy, Inside Gypsy's brain, Gypsy is sick
 Post: Who's the goofy guy?

113 Black Scorpion
 Pre: MS tried to make cold fusion walkman and failed
 Inventions: J: Man's Party Favor  MS: <same>
 Skits: Mangled Mexican, Strange things about humans, Ray Harryhausen
 Post: Letter of helpful criticism for Crow


Comedy Channel/Central 1990/91 season
-------------------------------------

201 Rocketship XM
 Pre: Changes on ship/new Servo voice/new assistant in Deep 13
 Inventions: J: BGC19 (Drum Set)  MS: <same>
 Skits: The reporters of Rocketship XM, Selective gravity class, What are your 
dreams?, Song lyrics--space vixen 
 Post: You wouldn't show a certain movie in a situation, would you?

202 The Sidehackers
 Pre: Clean up the ship
 Inventions: J: Gretchen the Slinky  MS: Personal Slinky Train
 Skits: "Sidehackin'", Sidehacking jargon, the life of Rommel & visit by J.C. 
 Post: "Love Pads the Film"

203 Jungle Goddess (Phantom Creeps part 1)
 Pre: Hide and seek with the elusive and inexplicable forces that control the 
universe 
 Inventions: J: Radio Arm Saw  MS: Doctor Sax 
 Skits: Bela's okay discoveries, Magic binoculars and scopes, Colonists arrive 
 Post: "My White Goddess"

204 Catalina Caper
 Pre: God bless Tweekie
 Inventions: J: Tickle Bazooka  MS: Tank Tops
 Skits: The sixties, "Creepy Girl," Gun Tupperware party
 Post: What the Sam Hill was going on?

205 Rocket Attack USA (Phantom Creeps part 2)
 Pre: Servo gets robot haircut
 Inventions: J: Button Candy Adding Machine  MS: Water Foosball
 Skits: The Cold War--Charlie McCarthy hearings, Civil defense quiz bowl, 
Visit from cosmonaut 
 Post: Review of the plot/Issac Asimov rabbit

206 Ring of Terror (Phantom Creeps part 3--appears *after* movie)
 Pre: Fake movie sign
 Inventions: MS: Lifesize Operation Game  J: Pin-bolus
 Skits: The old school, Vacuum autopsy, Name a good thing/bad thing for a RAM 
Chip 
 Post: "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World"

207 Wild Rebels
 Pre: Crow and Servo take over ship functions
 Inventions: MS: Hobby Hog  J: 3-D Pizza
 Skits: Famous motorcycle riders, "Wild Rebels Cereal," Gypsy and Joel 
together 
 Post: Distract yourself from the pain/hat party

208 Lost Continent
 Pre: Team rally
 Inventions: MS: Mobile Stationary Walker, etc.  J: <none> (movie sign against 
his will) 
 Skits: Visit from Hugh Bowmont (of the Apocalypse), "The Explorers"--A Quinn 
Martin production, Hey--look at that cool thing! (contest)
 Post: Padding--a film style

209 Hell Cats
 Pre: Everyone's sick with a cold.
 Inventions: J: Sign Language Translator  MS: <none>
 Skits: Dear Diary (Tom Servo), Dear Kitty (Crow), Dear Sandy (Joel)
 Post: Dear Richard (Gypsy)

210 King Dinosaur (X Marks The Spot)
 Pre: Joel reads poetry/Dr. F fixing elevator
 Inventions: MS: The Pocket Scientist  J: The Incredibly Stinky Sweatsocks
 Skits: Am I qualified? (Crow gets activized), Joey the lemur, Emotional 
scientist 
 Post: Yet another Lippert film

211 First Spaceship On Venus
 Pre: Joel raises Servos' sarcastic sequencer
 Inventions: J: Junk Drawer Helper  MS: <none> (looking for invention in junk 
drawer) 
 Skits: Foam robot, Visit from a gorilla, Klack recipe ideas
 Post: Sarcastic Servo/Servo's head blows up

212 Godzilla vs. Megalon
 Pre: All these stories and more--not!
 Inventions: J: Household Halloween costumes  MS: <same>
 Skits: My monster is better than your monster!, Rex Dart--Eskimo Spy, Orville 
Redenbacher skit 
 Post: "Jet Jaguar Fight"/new limbs/letter

213 Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
 Pre: The Velveteen Rabbit
 Inventions: J: Mind-Control Guitar  MS: Squeeze Toy Guitar
 Skits: "Godzilla Geneology Bop," Joel has been in space too long, Models made 
from household items, Crow and Servo contact Mothra 
 Post: Film fallacies and truths/Winners of "cool thing" contest


Comedy Central 1991/92 season
-----------------------------

301 Cave Dwellers
 Pre: Favorite new name
 Inventions: J: Smoking Jacket  MS: Robotic Arm Wrestling
 Skits: Opening "credits", Fancy prop names (extraordinary names for ordinary 
objects), Sound effects--foley
 Post: Continuity problems

302 Gamera
 Pre: Warming up, "Commercial siiiign"
 Inventions: J: Portable Salad Bar  MS: Bird Cage Vacuum Cleaner
 Skits: "Tibby, Oh Tibby," Why we hate Kenny, Visit by Gamera

303 Pod People
 Pre: Robot on the run--a work in progress
 Inventions: J: New Guitar Chord  MS: Public Domain Karaoke/"Ave Maria"
 Skits: "Burning Rubber Tires," Music from some guys in space, You are magic 
aren't you Trumpy? (great facial expressions) 
 Post: "Clown in the Sky"

Best Brains' lists "Pod People" experiment as "Pop People."

304 Gamera vs. Barugon
 Pre: User interface war
 Inventions: J: Audio-animitronic Pop Can  MS: Disco Cumber-Bubble-Bund
 Skits: 5,000 fighting men and monsters set, T.G.I. Tokyo, Hollywood stars in 
Gamera movies 
 Post: Read more about it

305 Stranded in Space
 Pre: Shooting gallery
 Inventions: J: "Bang" Uzi/knife/dynamite  MS: "Bang" harpoons, nunchuks
 Skits: Toddlers TV trading cards, What "Ward E" is to me, Kill Hooker!
 Post: Tom Servo--Executive Producer

306 Time of the Apes
 Pre: Tee ball, baseball
 Inventions: J: Cellulite Phone  MS: Miracle Baby Wonder Growth Formula
 Skits: Why Johnny doesn't care, Scopes, Crow T. Robot's Fashion Minute
 Post: "Sandy Frank Song"

307 Daddy-O (Alphabet Antics)
 Pre: Hanging round the water cooler
 Inventions: J: Air Freshener Mobile  MS: "Alien" Teething Nook
 Skits: "Hike Your Pants Up Song," The drag race, Spit-takes/visit from Near-
sighted Guy 
 Post: Fruit slapping/button problem

308 Gamera vs. Gaos
 Pre: Lucille Ball meets Harvey Firestein
 Inventions: J: Kleenex Fax Phone  MS: Self-Image Printers
 Skits: How to make Gaos, Gamerdammerung, The amazing gaos (spinning Gameras)
 Post: Ways to snuff Gaos

309 The Amazing Colossal Man
 Pre: Hiding from Joel
 Inventions: J: Non-Permanent Tattoos  MS: Music-Reviewing Plant Guy
 Skits: Sensitivity training, Joel is *HUGE!*, Arrival of the Amazing Colossal 
Man 
 Post: Things the Colossal Man could have done

310 Fugitive Alien
 Pre: Joel is a farmer/Gypsy is a cow
 Inventions: J: Musical Chair  MS: Auto-Rhino-Laryngilogical Dropper
 Skits: Hat party, Ship captain Joel, Screenplay model
 Post: Buttons on the suit/Jack Perkins gets genetically altered

311 It Conquered The World (Snow Thrills)
 Pre: Ventriloquism with Crow as the Woozle who's name is Peanut
 Inventions: J: Sony Seaman  MS: Halloween Costume Nooses
 Skits: Winter sports cavalcade, Coffee clash, Famous Hollywood siblings
 Post: Peter Graves' ending speech

312 Gamera vs. Guiron
 Pro: School lunches
 Inventions: MS: Psychology Today Centerfolds  J: Collapsible Garbage Can
 Skits: "Bouncy Gamera Song," World of amusement and child-like wonder, 
Richard Burton--one of the good dead ones 
 Post: "Gamera marching song"/"Michael Feinstein's Gamera"

313 Earth vs. The Spider (Speech: Using Your Voice)
 Pre: Inside the robot mind
 Inventions: MS: Cheese Phone  J: CD-Player Blow Dryer
 Skits: Earth vs. Soup, Visit from the custodian of the 7th galaxy, Creepy 
crawlers (sic transit) 
 Post: Homework essays

314 Mighty Jack
 Pre: Joel's dead--not!
 Inventions: MS: Formal Flipper  J: "Ear" ear-muffs
 Skits: Mighty Jack dog food, Boy--is he smart!, Aquarium camerawork
 Post: "Slow the Plot Down"

315 Teenage Caveman (Aquatic Wizards/Catching Trouble)
 Pre: BORED--poker game
 Inventions: J: Rainy Day Epicacs  MS: Frank Threatens Dr. F
 Skits: Catching the Ross, Fight in Deep 13, Arguments against change
 Post: We are the result of a a mad movie-watching experiment

316 Gamera vs. Zigra
 Pre: Orbiting root-beer kegger
 Inventions: MS: Three Stooges Guns  J: Crow-shish-ka-bob
 Skits: Tour of Gamera, Gamera diaramas, Visit from Kenny and Helen
 Post: "The Many Tunes of Gamera"

317 Viking Women vs. the Sea Serpent (The Home Economics Story)
 Pre: uses for waffles
 Inventions: MS: Meat (chicken) reanimator  J: Waffle Iron
 Skits: new uses for waffles, Waffles, If there 
were no waffles
 Post: Song: "Waffles, We Love You"

318 Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
 Pre: The nature of puppets and their symbiotic relation with man
 Inventions: J: Big Head  MS: Big Noses (Super Schnoz)
 Skits: Emergency 911: Tom Servo is dying, Captain Joe action figure, 
"Fugitive Alien" Song Medley 
 Post: The ultimate bad guy

319 War of the Colossal Beast (Mr. B Natural)
 Pre: Create-your-own Mexican junk food
 Inventions: J: Between Meal Mortar  MS: Breakfast Bazooka
 Skits: Mr. B Natural--woman or man?, Who's that guy with the big head, James 
Ungateen--KTLA predicts 
 Post: Bad movie/bread made from home perm

320 The Unearthly (Posture Pals, Appreciating Our Parents)
 Pre: 'Bots tape funny (dangerous!) home video
 Inventions: J: Celebrity Home Appliances  MS: Hard Pills to Swallow
 Skits: Appreciating Gypsy, The many faces of Tor Johnson, The Unearthly home 
game 
 Post: Dead end kids' lingo

321 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
 Pre: Christmas catalogues
 Inventions: J: Misfit Toys  MS: Wish Squisher
 Skits: "A Patrick Swayze X-mas," Christmas Specials, Christmas 
Essays 
 Post: Joel and 'bots' stockings/MS gifts

322 Master Ninja I
 Pre: American muscle cars
 Inventions: J: Pop-up classics  MS: gourmet IV bags
 Skits: The Van Patten project, Ninja Tom Servo, Nun-chuks--chuks brainstorm 
 Post: Funk fusion TV-action band--"Master Ninja Theme Song"

323 Castle of FuManChu
 Pre: March: "We're on the Sattelite of Love"
 Inventions: Bots:new phone chip (Joel forgot, uses Big Head)  MS:The Stinky 
Bomb. 
 Skits (amid much sobbing): The Miss Saigon Syndrome (Crow), Flying carpet/CB 
lingo, History of FuManChu 
 Post: We'll beat you at your own game (Not) (MS's try to heckle movie)

324 Master Ninja II
 Pre: Improv Theatre
 Inventions: J: Gerbil Sphere II  MS: Conveyor Belt Buffet
 Skits: Dream 70's van, Col. Timothy Van Patten, Pets for fictional detectives
 Post: Lee Van Cleef Foam core doll/favorite movies

Best Brains' lists the "Master Ninja" experiments as "Death of a Ninja."


Comedy Central 1992/93 season
-----------------------------

401 Space Travelers
 Pre: The Great Crowdini
 Inventions: J: Dollaroid  MS: Facial Tissue (with faces)
 Skits: American space race advancements, Astronaught and CB lingo, Problems 
we may have to face 
 Post: Find the finder of lost loves

402 Giant Gila Monster
 Pre: The thing with two heads/odd couple 1999/Forrester's dead
 Inventions: J: Prop Old Sitcom/Movie Radio  MS: Renaissance Festival Punching 
Bags 
 Skits: Stupid/soda jerk, Favorite funny drunk, Servo on cinema (blocking) 
 Post: Hee-la rock group

403 City Limits
 Pre: Ping pong balls/Servo has Crow's eyes
 Inventions: J: Fun Friend from Steak  MS: Tupperware Container to Lock in Pop 
Star Freshness/Tupperware Coffin 
 Skits: "Ode to Kim Cattrel," New comic superheros (Fantastic 85), Fantastic 
85/185 continued 
 Post: City Limits trivia game

404 Teenagers from Outer Space
 Pre: NBC mystery movie electro-shock (*zap!*)
 Inventions: J: Scratch-and-sniff Report Cards  MS: Resusci Annie 
Ventriloquism 
 Skits: Reel to real, Snacks in waste recepticle, Skelleton visit
 Post: Duct tape fashions

405 Being from Another Planet
 Pre: Twenty questions
 Inventions: MS: Tragic Moments Figurines  J: Jack Palance Impersonator Kit
 Skits: Lost in Space fan, Haunted boiler room, Joel's rainy day fun sketch 
and hexascreen holo-clowns 
 Post: TV's Frank Shopping Network

406 Attack of the Giant Leaches (Undersea Kingdom)
 Pre: Holo-clown sequencer
 Inventions: MS: Leech Nicotine Patch  J: SOL Insty Adolescent Kit
 Skits: Dress to take over the world, Coffee and dreams, "Danger to Ourselves 
and Others" 
 Post: Problems with film

407 The Killer Shrews (Junior Rodeo Daredevils)
 Pre: Present time
 Inventions: MS: Revenge on people from the past (destroy the Earth)  J: Jim 
Henson's Edgar Winter Babies 
 Skits: Will Rodgers thing, Killer Shrew board game, Killer Shrew drink
 Post: 'Bots are killer shrews/Frank had too much Killer Shrew drink

408 Hercules Unchained
 Pre: Annual wash and wax day
 Inventions: MS: Decorator roaches  J: Steve-a-meter
 Skits: Gypsy's Olympiad set, mythic foods, 'Bots try to get Joel to explain 
birds and bees
 Post: Why these movies?

409 Indestructable Man (Undersea Kingdom part 2)
 Pre: Joel is crazy?/party in Deep 13
 Inventions: MS: For men (but women like it, too)  J: Cereal Novels
 Skits: Any excuse for a parade, What would you do if you were 
indestructable?, Lon Chaney eye thing
 Post: Affidavit to stop cop donut jokes/MS get noise ticket

410 Hercules Against the Moon Men
 Pre: Crow and Servo run away from home/sand storm/DEEP HURTING!
 Inventions: J: Freak out  MS: <none> (woven into tapestry of the movie)
 Skits: Boobie trap, 'Bots get implants/new tough-guy name, "Ode to Pants"
 Post: Changing actors

411 The Magic Sword
 Pre: Joel is caricaturist
 Inventions: J: Big Gulperets  MS: Bio-hazard Clean-up Pillow
 Skits: Basil Rathbones (for dogs), Life in the Middle Ages, "Ode on Estelle"
 Post: Curses on TV

412 Hercules and the Captive Women
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413 Manhunt in Space
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414 Tormented
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41_ Crash of the Moons
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41_ The Beatniks
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41_ Charro!
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41_ Firemaidens from Outer Space
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41_ Attack of the Eye Creatures
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42_ Rebel Set
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Contributors to the MST3K episode guide:

David Arnold, Malcolm Austin, Keith Barrett, Jeremy Billones, Donald Cotnoir-
Strong, Matt Duhan, Nina Eppes, Patrick Fitzgerald, Jamie Green, William 
Harrison, Larry Hastings, Marty Hoff, Dale Holod, Ed Hughes, Chad Jackson, 
Lisa Jenkins, Mary Lynn Johnson, Todd Johnson, Johnny Klonaris, R'ykandar 
Korra'ti, Rich Kulawiec, Donna K. Lang, Frank G. Neves, Synth F. Oberheim, Lon 
Ponschock, Joshua R. Poulson, Ellen Sasse, Joel A. Schenkenberg, John D. 
Shull, Will Silver, Dave Spensley, Chuck Tomasi, Lance Visser. 

And many other MiSTies from coast to coast.


If you have further information to include in this episode guide or note any 
mistakes made here in this listing, please feel free to contact Lisa Jenkins 
(jenkins@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu).  Make sure "corrections MST3K episode guide" 
is noted in the subject line. 


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