HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: a fragment of conversation
Date: 9 Apr 92 01:01:14 GMT
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
She: He's really stable, not insane at all.
He:  Of course he's stable!  He's encased in concrete!

---
c j silverio
From: whoami@hostname (Mr. Modern)
Date: Saturday, 4 Apr 1992 19:00:00 CST
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My desk
References: <1992Apr3.124220.20190@wdl.loral.com> <3212@atlas.tegra.COM>
In article <3212@atlas.tegra.COM> vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>In article <1992Apr3.124220.20190@wdl.loral.com> bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt) writes:
>
>   I now have two desks. Here is what is on my desk (the primary one):
>
[desk contents deleted]
>
>I just love this thread every time it comes around.  A game of
>schoolyard "mine is bigger".  I just love it.
>
>On My desk:
>
>I have a desk and a large table.  I use the table for useful things,
>the desk is for overflow.
>
[desk contents deleted]
>
>jv <- "and covered completely with kipple"

My desk is two white plastic utility baskets hooked together. It sits at
the head of my bed, which is a queen size matress on the floor. I sit on
my bed to use my desk.

On my desk:
	An ADM-5 terminal (circa 1980)
	A Desktalk II 2400 baud modem
	A blue mug with a sacred Indian cow on the side. (my fiancee calls it
		the brahma mug)
	An empty can of Pepsi (New Look, Same Great Taste, butt-ugly design)

ENVY ME

whoami@hostname

"BUSY"
From: buzzard@eng.umd.edu (Sean Barrett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: ideal talk.bizarre newsreader/killfile
Summary: using _only_ reasonably implementable features
Date: 9 Apr 92 21:06:24 GMT
Article-I.D.: eng.1992Apr09.210624.21447
Organization: Fraternity of Avian Deists

This is a short series of articles.  If you don't like it, or do
not see why it's appropriate, hit 'k' now.

First off.  Process the killfile in the background.  This allows
no delay at all after the first unkilled message is found.  This
all assumes all processing is done by only checking each message
once, unlike the moronic way rn does it.  Anyway, doing this, we
can have enormous kill files.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: first date taboos, taboos,...
From: dhoward@desire.wright.edu (sparky-desire)
Date: 7 Apr 92 11:11:56 EST
Organization: Wright State University 

In article <10230@inews.intel.com>, bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
> 
> Faggot.
> 
> 				--Blair

lets see now.  my ex wife called me asshole so much that if someone
calls out "hey, asshole!" in a crowd, i will turn around.  same goes
for "hey, shithead!"  and "hey, fuckhead!"  but i never turn around
when somebody yells "hey, faggot!"  i assume that they are trying to
get someone else's attention.

-- 
.sparky.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Time After Time  (Was:  "It was ELVIS!!! (WAS: Time)")
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 22:43:05 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Keywords: blue suede shoes

In article <c8eXiB4w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
>jes2x@fermi.clas.Virginia.EDU (John Sommerville) writes:
>
>> In article <1992Apr7.182443.5031@nic.unh.edu> mjs@kepler.unh.edu (Speaker to 
>> >In article <1992Apr6.165805.5712@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00jdbecktel@bsu-ucs.uucp writ
>> >>>>> Elvis is dead.
>> >>>>Pelvis wrist head.
>> >>> Elvish knish-head.
>> >>Melvins Fist bled
>> >Kelvin's fish fed.
>> Heaven's piss sped.
>Leaven this bread.
Leather in bed.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: whoimnot@hostname (Joey) 
Subject: Hello boys and girls
Followup-To: world 
Keywords: dew, drop 
Organization: State University of The Bronx 
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 05:19:37 GMT



Hi.  Bye.


		Later.
From: Morrisa_Sherman@autodesk.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Yes!  That's it!
Date: 6 Apr 92 14:54:00 GMT
Article-I.D.: acad.920405.075536

Yes! That's it! Exactly! nj, our days of being struggling, young, 
undiscovered talents are over!  All we have to do is find him! That one 
precious one that I'm looking for!  

Sugarlessdaddy Wanted:

A cross between Yul Brynner and Euell Gibbons.  Must be a heavily 
wrinkled bald guy who smokes Camels, eats Grape Nuts, is dead, 
appreciates large bellydancing puppeteers with generous h00ters, and who 
wishes to leave just such a one and her consort, the delectable Filipino- 
American Wunderkind, a large legacy of cash and stock judiciously saved 
from his salad days in healthy, nutty commercials and fine films about 
swaggaring Asian kings with suspiciously Aquiline noses and gunslinging 
robots that will not die.
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: It's So Beautiful
Date: 9 Apr 92 08:17:59 GMT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

It's So Beautiful.
At Last we are able to look Nature right in the eye and develop models
based on Her.
At Last we are able to deal with nonlinearity and chaotic behavio(u)r
and not have to blink.
At Last we have sufficient confidence in our methods to be able to admit
that we can learn from nature Herself without flinching.
At Last we can perceive, albeit dimly, what it really takes to be an
Engineer.
O Stars!! O Star of Stars!!

At Last, We're Coming Home.

		this message brought to you by
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | wolfpack, silver, down to the water             |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew palfreyman@cup.portal.com   |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneiger@engws6.ic.sunysb.edu (Matthew S Neiger)
Subject: Re: Time After Time
Organization: State University of New York at Stony Brook
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 02:44:35 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.133520.5847@cs.uow.edu.au> g8801935@cs.uow.edu.au (The Jester) writes:
>00jdbecktel@bsu-ucs.uucp writes:
>
>>In article <c8eXiB4w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US>, amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
>>> jes2x@fermi.clas.Virginia.EDU (John Sommerville) writes:
>>> 
>>>> In article <1992Apr7.182443.5031@nic.unh.edu> mjs@kepler.unh.edu (Speaker to 
>>>> >In article <1992Apr6.165805.5712@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00jdbecktel@bsu-ucs.uucp writ
>>>> >>>>> Elvis is dead.
>>>> >>>>Pelvis wrist head.
>>>> >>> Elvish knish-head.
>>>> >>Melvins Fist bled                             -Sherlock
>>>> >Kelvin's fish fed.
>>>>  Seven wished bread.                          -Sherlock
>>>> Heaven's piss sped.
>>> Leaven this bread.
>>Tread on his head.				-Sherlock
>Go home instead
Please kill this thread				-Matt


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058)
Subject: trophy
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 18:29:55 GMT

Skinned my teeth last night, gonna make a rug.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew Fields)
Subject: Re: Why You do NOT let TheMorallyKorrupt Program
Organization: University of Michigan EECS Dept., Ann Arbor
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 03:56:38 GMT

In article <9204051607.AA16129@itexjct.jct.ac.il> warren@nysernet.org (Warren Burstein) writes:
>
>Can anyone comment on the rumor that GNU is working on a new feature
>called "naughty bits"?

I can, but not from knowledge.

>-- 
>/|/-\/-\          The entire world		Jerusalem
> |__/__/_/        is a very strange hamantaschen
> |warren@         But the tzitzit maker
>/ nysernet.org    is not worried at all.

No! No! The world is on the side of a knedlach.
--and what's _That_ on?
--it's knedlach all the way down!

Besides, why is this universe different from all other universes?

Newsgroups: alt.tasteless,talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault)
Subject: Re: Hi
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Hawaii
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 22:28:54 GMT

In article <0dtBJhy00WDGESa157@andrew.cmu.edu> jp45+@andrew.cmu.edu (Jim Thomas Park , Jr.) writes:
>Melvin,
>	Are your serious??? If you are, GET A LIFE!!! This alt.tastless not
>alt.fred.rogers.neighborhood. 

Jim...are _you_ serious, man?  Haven't you read of the recent scandals
surrounding the actor who plays Mr. Rogers? (can't remember his real 
name)

Hotels?  Prostitutes?  Hand puppets?  Is any of this ringing a bell 
with you yet?  Don't you read the tabloids?

So after twenty years of talking to a trolley, Mr. Rogers snaps and
shows the world his dark secret.  Give Melvin a chance!

--
 Rigler                         (So help me, Me!)
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10560 misc.test:5234 alt.tasteless:4458
From: whoami@hostname (OH CHRIST IVE FUKKIN CUM!!!!!!!!!!)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.tasteless
Subject: Stewie, this is your life!
Summary: No one can spew like Stu
Keywords: shitstool fuckaduck maggotcockeatingshithead snotsucking
Date: 9 Apr 92 02:20:12 GMT
Article-I.D.: hostname.please.dont.flame.me.stewie
Organization: Steven Snedker School of Exsuppository Writing

STEWIE AT BIRTH:
Stewie's Butt-Mom:  UNGNGGGG AARGG WUH WUH RARASDADRSFSDGDFVFV
Doctor: It's a boy!
Stewie: Of course its a boy you dimwit fuckhead smeg cheese sucking
        gobbet of hemhorroidal tissue, I've got a goddammed fucking
        plainasyourcrustypuswateryeyescansee dick you pimply excuse for a
        cocksucking fistyourselfwiththecadaversinmedschool nerd geek!  Now
        get down and suck my dick and watch the placenta.

STEWIE AT SCHOOL:
Teacher: Hello class, we have a new student today!  Please say hello to
         Melvin Gladstone!
Melvin: Hi everybody!
Class: Hi Melvin!
Stewie: MELVIN WHAT A SORRY ASS FUCKIN EXCUSE FOR A LOSER NERD CUNTFACE
        SHITEATING MAGGOTSTENCH NEEDLEDICK.  I BET IF YOU EVER REACH
        PUBERTY YOULL JACK OFF TO NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MAGAZINES AND POP
        YOUR PIZZAFACE CLEARASLIME PUSTULENT ZITS UNTIL THE PAGES GET
        STICKY AND YOU HAVE TO LICK IT OFF WITH YOUR SLIMY BOOGER SLICK
        TONGUE TO SEE THE SAGGING WATER BUFFALO HIPPOTITS UNTIL YOUR MOTHER
        COMES IN THE ROOM AND VOMITS WETLY ALL OVER YOUR PINHEAD PRIDE AND
        FUCKIN JOY LAME-ASS SHITFORBRAINS ATTEMPT AT SMUT.  NOW LICK IT UP!!!!

STEWIE AT HOME:
Stewie's Mommary: Hi honey, how was your day?
Stewie: Fuck you you anally violated yogurt infected crotchrotsnot slut.
        Im surprised Im an only child, to look at your mammoth putrid crater
        of a diseased syphallictic 3-liter economammary twat it fucking looks
        like youve had the Peoples fuckin Republic of China squeezing and
        clawing their way out of your mangy gangrenous maw.

STEWIE IN LOVE:
Stewie's lardwench: Oooh darling, please say those three little words to me!
Stewie: bloatedcolon pustulentshitboil titcancerwank

STEWIE THE DADDY:
Stewie's blubberson: Daddy, why did the squirrel have to die?
Stewie: Look you little cretinous snot-nosed spunk, as if it were any of
        your fuckin pinhead bushiness that little fucktoothed rattyass escapee
        from a horny taxidermist decided to put his useless little empty head
        underneath Daddys fuckin brand spankin new Michelins and have his slimy
        shitencrusted gentrails squirted out of his rectumpusslimed asshole
        when I ran the little shitface over!  Godammit I knew I shouldnta
        used such a fukkin cheap-ass rubber.  Fuck off.

STEWIE BY HIMSELF:
Stewie: Now where is my BrightStar Care-Bear and the tub of rancid Crisco?


I love it moremoremore

whoami@hostname

"Hi Melvin! I'd like to be your friend too even though you can't e-mail me!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: High Plains Drifter
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 01:21:43 GMT

You're all wrong.  "High Plains Drifter" is the name of a Beastie Boys song - 

Doin' 120 running over mailboxes
Radar detector to tell me where the cops is

And then I went inside to make my withdrawal
I saw what he had had but I had to take it all

Thirty Mary Crazy Larry on the run from Dirty Hairy

--
A biddly A biddly
Boy where's the fire?
You got a mailbox on your hood and a bald front tire
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" ...
Date: 13 Apr 92 02:00:05 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article  carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
[...pointless, curveless, lineless, formless, and otherwise sugarless...]
>CARASSO "MASTER LOGICIAN"

Well, half right, anyway.

				--Blair
				  "Welcome to Ulan Bator:  shrine city of
				   the Valley of the lone; gateway to
				   temporary nirvana; we make nice rugs."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: c315-30@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: need help w this heading
Keywords: help, heading, rid this, spam
Organization: University of Alberta, Edmonton, Canada
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 01:34:13 GMT

v122kzkw@hell.from.the.depths.of (A FROOD WHO SURE KNOWS WHERE HIS TOWEL IS) writes:

>Well, since I don't actually receive Alt.forgery, and I saw some forged headers
>here...
>Just need help getting rid of the from places (and my user name).
>This is a VAX I'm on.
>T.

Careful, it is currently easy to recognize a froggery.

--
Gerald
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: MY HEROS
Date: Thu, 09 Apr 92 03:09:10 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES


MY HEROS

1974: Thomas Alva Edison
1976: Superman
1977: Luke Skywalker
1978: James 'Wild, Wild' West
1988: Ponds and Fleishman
1992: Wesley Crusher

CARASSO
-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mooch@origin.life.uiuc.edu (Michael Maciukenas)
Subject: Self-Expressive Thought
Summary: Be Careful
Keywords: Self Mind Thought Stupid Zen GEB
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 11:08:44 GMT


Consider your feelings of awareness.  They are mere statements of abstract
ideas.  "I am separate from my environment."  "I am aware of my thoughts."
We all can say these things.  But to us they feel REAL, more than mere
statements.  Why?

What does it mean to say "I am aware of my thoughts?"  Why do we feel
that this is profound in any way?  It is merely a concept that contains
your past experiences, recent thoughts you have had, and the connection.
What is the big deal?  Why do we feel this is REAL?

Behind these feelings of awareness is the Self-Expressive Thought.
It is the thought that expresses that it is being thought.  In some
sense, you are never aware of any thought but one, the Self-Expressive
Thought.

Why, then, do you feel aware of your other thoughts?  Because you never
recognize the Self-Expressive Thought, you mistakenly associate that
feeling of awareness with the other thoughts in your head.  It is this
misplaced association that causes those other thoughts to seem REAL.

DO NOT LEARN TO RECOGNIZE THE Self-Expressive Thought.  Once you do, you
will never misplace the association, and you will never be aware of your
other thoughts.

Just a friendly reminder.


Of course, my brother says:  "How the hell does that work?"

Who can tell?



-Mooch
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10453 soc.culture.indian:13601 soc.culture.arabic:1860
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.indian,soc.culture.arabic
Subject: Re: ON TAMIL NADU CM & TALK OF TERRORISM ON THE NET
From: amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis)
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 18:23:12 PDT
Organization: The Batchelor Pad

vivek@ecst.csuchico.edu (Vivek R. Prabhu) writes:

> This is sheer LTTE propaganda, and is very much visible from the tone
> of the posting.  The  LTTE has caused enough damage both in Sri Lanka 
> as well as in Tamil Nadu.  You must be living in an idyllic paradise,
> to think that the LTTE can be assolved of all crimes.
> 
> You say about what the LTTE stands to gain by causing arson,  looting 
> and violence in Tamil Nadu. You are probably unaware of the fact that 
> it is part of the LTTE design to have a grand GREATER EELAM, which in 
> their view also includes the State of Tamil Nadu.


What do Compaq portables have to do with any of this????????????




--
tamil nadu ganja poo poo
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex.motss
From: manis@cs.ubc.ca (Vincent Manis)
Subject: Re: I'm not your man...
Organization: Institute for Pure and Applied Eschatology
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 01:40:24 GMT

In article <10320@inews.intel.com> bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P.
Houghton) writes: 
>I'm openly gay, too, and I resent the fact that it
>implies I'm homosexual.

Huh? 



--
\    Vincent Manis <manis@cs.ubc.ca>      "There is no law that vulgarity and
 \   Department of Computer Science      literary excellence cannot coexist."
 /\  University of British Columbia                        -- A. Trevor Hodge
/  \ Vancouver, BC, Canada V6T 1W5 (604) 228-2394
From: sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: asdf
Date: 15 Apr 92 17:49:31 GMT
Organization: Purdue Univ. Physics Dept, W.Lafayette, IN

grindcore whiplash demolition sundae 
on a hot petunia rollavator razorblade
screamed aloud and broke his head
saying deedle deedle dumpling, my son John

You'll never see straight again.

fist sized chunks of
watermelon tumors
falling down in
dangerous rain

You'll never see straight again.
You'll never expect me.

buzzsaw dreams carry
sympathetic messages
drifting in the night

You'll never see straight again,
and baby, stay with me.

machine gun bullets
floating through the atmosphere
parabolic arcs

Don't come back any more.

-Sho
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: Re: feminists are bad in bed (was: Lust, Violence, Pornograpy, and Rape ( was a letter )
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 02:01:31 GMT

elsewhere,
deja-q@access.digex.com (Lin Yon Q) writes:

>GET A CLUE!  Ignore these sexually frustrated imbiciles.  

hee.

RICHH
--and you will reap many benifits!



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: Re: A POEM
Followup-To: didn't want to.  but did.
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet, Princeton University, NJ
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 18:32:56 GMT

In article <MJD.92Apr15091459@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Kaiser Wilhelm in disguise) writes:

<J'accuse.>

Dominus is not telling the whole truth.  It was HIS ashtray-full of
twelve shredded, unsmoked, unfiltered Camels that prompted the diminutive
waitress with the ugly fingernails to admonish, something to the
effect of, "That's an *ashtray*.  It's for *ashes*."  It was this
incident that prompted the extemporaneous bit of poesy.

RICHH
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CATFISH
Date: 7 Apr 92 14:08:21 GMT
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: gooley@netcom.com's message of Tue, 07 Apr 92 11:18:25 GMT

Catfish walkin down the street, his tail waggin in the tempo.  Those
long whiskers o his was swirlin and twirlin; he was a-thinkin bout a
new tune.  Got it almost worked out when he was crossin a street and a
big bus come a-honkin, passed RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM, so close he got
scars from rubbin against the metal sides, but anyway he luckly wasn't
run over.  Well he was mighty shocked n scared n nonplussed, Catfish
was; but he recovered after a bit, n makin the best of what almost was
a bad situation he decided to use th rhythm of th honkin horn in his
tune.  Only problem is that every time he gets t that part o th song,
th scars come back.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley)
Subject: realization #2
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 20:38:18 GMT
Organization: Nitcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

Laptop computers are popular because one can use them whilst defecating.

Mark., loves his new obsolete remaindered machine
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley)
Subject: Re: No Mr Bond, I expect you to die
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 23:25:03 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

HELLO.  WELL, I WAS AT THIS XMAS PARTY NOT LAST XMAS BUT THE ONE BEFORE AND 
I GOT DRUNK AND THEY HAD A BUNCH OF CHOCLATE SANTACLAUSES AND I KEPT STABBING
THEM WITH KITCHEN KNIVES AND SAYING, NO, MR. CLAUS, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE!"
BUT NOBODY EVEN TOOK NOTICE OF ME.

FUCKING TYPICAL.
Xref: sparky alt.tasteless:4517 talk.bizarre:10699
From: jp45+@andrew.cmu.edu (Jim Thomas Park , Jr.)
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hi
Date: 9 Apr 92 23:38:21 GMT
Organization: Comp & Comm - Computer Operations, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

Melvin,
	Are your serious??? If you are, GET A LIFE!!! This alt.tastless not
alt.fred.rogers.neighborhood. 


					-Jim


******************************************

Let's Play Master and Servant

			-Depeche Mode

******************************************
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (The Embodiment of Cheese)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Worship Me
Date: 9 Apr 92 23:51:19 GMT
Followup-To: There are twenty-six letters in the alphabet.
	 Why did you have to choose `F'?
Distribution: talk
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


I met Daniel Manus Pinkwater a couple weeks ago.

I asked if he remembered my father.

He did.

--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

                                                  a second-generation
                                                  associate of daniel
                                                  manus pinkwater.
From: stewart@aeras.uucp (StewArt AnewForm)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: what to use misc.test for?
Date: 10 Apr 92 23:22:00 GMT
Reply-To: stewart@aeras.UUCP (StewArt AnewForm)
Organization: Arix Corporation, San Jose, CA.


   vvvvvvvvv
in misc.test, Neil Pearce is very sensitive to others around him :
   ^^^^^^^^^

>This is just an append to see if I can append! Sorry if this is the wrong thing
>to be putting in this newsgroup!

now if only everyone were this understanding
and sensitive to their fellow users we would
have none of the problems in the world that
exist today.

in fact, i nominate neil for the one-time
award of net.polite.loser

the prize for this award is a week in alt.flame
attempting to defend the premise that amerika
is a totally shitty country with no real freedom
to speak of.

that would do it.

me

shame there is no alt.redneck.patriotic.bullshit.usa
group
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: DAVE NOELLE
Date: 13 Apr 92 06:15:35 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

Note:  This is by manifestation not bizarre.  And I don't
wanna hear any shit about it.

In article <1992Apr3.160522.8365@cs.odu.edu> dise@nightshade.cs.odu.edu (Aegis) writes:
>>I *LOVE* TUNAMELT|    BLAIR'S DISK BLOCK         |NOELLE: " I *LOVE*
>
>I just *can't* argue with blair's disk block.  Damn!!  You got to

In the pantheon of persuasion, it's right there between
The Soft Cushions and The Comfy Chair.

				--Blair
				  "Nobody expects the Spanish in Cohoes, Tischen."
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11309 talk.politics.misc:18424
From: thinman@netcom.com (Lance Norskog)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,talk.politics.misc
Subject: Our White Knight
Date: 16 Apr 92 03:47:30 GMT
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Our Saviour.

Our Hero.

He will make everything right.

He will do this, uh, somehow, we don't know how but it will 
be really great because he's a self-made billionaire.

The trains will run on time.

Hell, I knew him back when he was still Harry Parrot.


I always thought it would be Arnie.

So did he.  He's so pissed, if he was still on steroids
he'd have strangled a maid by now.

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Ah don't know, Jim, Ah thank it's some kahnd of vahrus.
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