HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Spontaneous Bifucation
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 21:41:28 GMT

waterman@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (T.S. Waterman) writes:
>The delineable bifurcation is furthered also by the inclusion of
>established t.b society members into under-dweller killfiles,
>limitting their direct vulnerability to reprisal.

>--ts	Anyone have a good name for them?

Volcano-bound cave newts?
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: one line bio
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 20:37:37 GMT

Take the low road, turn on the other cheek, dac is not food.
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: COMPLETING THAT SENTENCE
Date: 22 Jul 92 02:43:02 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

"Even Flow" is the "Aqualung" of the 90's.

RICHH
--sitting on a park bench
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Those who review others Posts
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 20:53:47 GMT

Is it bizarre/original/creative/funny to save all the posts from one
person, then go back later and critique them, rating them on a scale
of 1 to 10? This seems to be quite like Miss Fucking Manner's long (20+
articles) flame of Rich. One wonders why such a genius who would do that
wouldnt just write something funny and original itself.

Just curious.

-r
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rejected articles
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 14:39:07 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

Sho once posted that it would be a good idea to periodically post lists of
all the crap stuff talk.bizarre regulars *hadn't* written.

Well, I started a short story called "They Saved Maxwell's Brain".

The plot involved Maxwell having some terrible illness such that he could
only be saved by transplanting his brain into another body. Maxwell's cronies
had chosen Terry Waite as a suitable body donor, and had put him on ice in a
secret lab.

The plot got pretty convoluted; Maxwell's old body was dumped at sea and the
brain put in a tank ready for the operation.  Then they discovered that Waite
had been stolen by Palestinians and released.

If someone wants to steal the idea and write a million-selling novel, be my
guest.


mathew
-- 
"Even the most bizarre of the unions (probably that between a cat's gall
 stone and a single note 'G' from CNN's ident theme) managed to convey a
 sense of rampant impropriety."  -- 'Fortran Five', Simon G. Lawrence Leonard
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The One Who Makes the Clocks Run Down")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: America The Beautiful Part II
Date: 24 Jul 92 15:35:47 GMT
Followup-To: alt.mcdonalds
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: zink@panix.com's message of 24 Jul 92 01:16:16 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.011616.10603@panix.com> zink@panix.com (The Dead Man) writes:
>   I hope everybody realizes that the August 1992 issue of Omni features an
>   interview with Ronald's wife.
>   You, too, could know the truth.

Yeah!  Like, does he really have little seeds on his buns?



Oh, christ.  Someone please kill me before I breed.
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: null@telesoft.com (/dev/null)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Cool World
Date: 27 Jul 92 12:45:59 GMT

This is an automatic reply.

Your article was received here on Mon Jul 27 05:45:58 PDT 1992.
"telesoft.com" is TeleSoft, located in San Diego, California.
TeleSoft is a major developer of Ada compilers, debuggers and related
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Xref: telesoft talk.bizarre:54310 misc.test:8952 alt.rap:3881
From: jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry Jewell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.rap
Subject: Cool World
Date: 23 Jul 92 00:15:27 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Purdue University


Just saw it.








You were all in it.

















Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: rl24@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Robert Lamoureux)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Reply-To: rl24@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Robert Lamoureux)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 16:52:16 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.173107.4593@gn.ecn.purdue.edu> dyrda@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (The Conservative) writes:
>In article <1992Jul22.154210.24780@news.columbia.edu> rl24@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Robert Lamoureux) writes:
>>What evidence of this "greatness" has he shown in the last four years?
>
> How about the elimination of tactical nukes. 

How does GHWB get credit for this?

>The economy, no matter what the media says, has grown , look at the stock 
>market! 

Oh, it's growing all right...at the slowest rate since dinosaurs walked
the earth.  Even the economists licking Bush's boots by agreeing that
we're not in a recession say this!

>At least Bush stood up to
>the bullies of the world, avoided the big con known as the Earth Summit,

Funny how we're the only civilized country who saw it that way.

>is pro-life, 

This is evidence of greatness?  "Who cares about the women who are 
*already* alive, let's take a stand for helpless babies!"  Not too
much of an appeal to blind emotion there, is it?  I mean, how do you
speak out *against* helpless babies?

>and congress has never given him a chance from day one!

Funny how Bush sees it this way (and you, for that matter).  Try this
one on for size: Bush has never given Congress' proposals a chance
from day one.  Just whip out that ol' veto...

>
>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
>Richard Dyrda                    |  o    | " It's our highest priority! "
>Idaho National Engr. Laboratory  | <(    |       
>c/o School of Nuclear Engineering|  [\.  |   Is this the only thing H  
>    Purdue University            | FORE! | Ross Perot knows how to say? 
>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= 

************************************************************************
*Rob Lamoureux               * No longer sure whose victory would be   * 
*rl24@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu * more appealing this fall: Bill Clinton  *
*   			       or the Red Sox.                         *
************************************************************************


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: BUSH
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 12:52:45 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Jul22.162224.9243@cs.tulane.edu> hernande@cs.tulane.edu (Oliver Hernandez) writes:
>Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-9175]: okeanos
>Sender: news@cs.tulane.edu
>Organization: Computer Science Dept., Tulane Univ., New Orleans, LA
>References: <28dmd!g.rdc@netcom.com> <1992Jul22.032747.7660@gn.ecn.purdue.edu> <1992Jul22.142048.371@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
>Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 16:22:24 GMT
>Lines: 18
>
>In article <1992Jul22.142048.371@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell) writes:
>>Please, Elan - how has Bush even started us on this road to greatness?  Do you
>>call the growing AIDS crisis, the LA riots, the deepening economic problems
>>GREAT?
>     Now exactly HOW are you blaming Bush for the AIDS crisis, the LA riots,
>and the "deepening" (?) economic problems?

She's pretending that history started 4 years ago, and that George Bush is
the first president of the US.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23824 alt.drugs:13723 alt.flame:11486
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.drugs,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Smoking toads
Date: 29 Jul 92 16:31:35 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

In article <1992Jul28.212725.7033@klaava.Helsinki.FI> ppennane@klaava.Helsinki.FI (Petrus Pennanen) writes:
>In article <1992Jul28.184344.14481@linus.mitre.org> lewis@aera8700.mitre.org (Keith Lewis) writes:
>>Net.rumor has it that Bufo Alvarus (Colorado River toad) secretes DMT from
>>its skin.  It also secretes the deadly poison bufotenine, as does its
>>cousin, Bufo Marinus (Marine toad).  
>The skin of Bufo alvarius contains 5-MeO-DMT (50-160 mg/g, dosage 6 mg),
>not DMT.

So tell me, what does the skin of Bufo LinoBrucus (Pennsylvania Net.Toad)
secrete?

 Sorry Bruce, I just can't pass up a bad joke or two.  And I haven't seen any
 real-live nastiness in the past few days.

 Maybe this will wake up talk.bizarre.comatose.  It has drugs, flames, bodily
 secretions, dwarves, Finns, deadly poisons. What more could you ask for?

Matt Brown
Department of Imaginary Information
From: russ@math.okstate.edu (Russ "Random" Smith)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short something confession
Date: 28 Jul 92 02:48:30 GMT
Organization: Aggie? What precisely is an Aggie?

I am mystified that nobody understands why I feel that a certain unknown
porn actress with perfectly -- yea, brethren -- perfectly white skin is a
sign that all is not lost.

-Random

-- 
Russ "Random" Smith
+----===Comedy!  Sudden, violent comedy!===-----------russ@okstate.edu--------+
|  Godfather of the Random Gang; Diplomat of the Brotherhood of Evil MUDders  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chrisl@stpaul.gov (Chris A Lyman)
Subject: Re: StarCap'n Ra - Still Stupid After All These Year
Organization: City of Saint Paul Public Works
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 16:53:38 GMT

mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539) squawks to Starcap'n Ra:

> Now, calm down, little RaRa.  I know your feathers are all ruffled,
> but you ought to be used to people flipping the bird to you by now.

Good God, I hope you don't lose your lunch from all the flipping you've
endured lately.  Try posting again when the room stops spinning.

-- 
Chris Lyman -  a personal        /   "I belong to no organized
opinion for every occasion       /   political party.  I am a
email: chrisl@pwcs.stpaul.gov    /   Democrat." -- Will Rogers
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23528 rec.arts.movies:23307
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.movies
Subject: Mom and Dad Save the World.
Date: 27 Jul 92 15:21:36 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.arts.movies
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

O.K., O.K., maybe this should be a short shameful confession but, I went
to see the subject named movie yesterday. I don't know why I went. I
wanted to see Mo' Money, but Cory's kid wanted to see this so guess
where we went. Anyway, it's a totally lame movie. Stupidity without
bozosity. I was thinking it had absolutely NO redeeming qualities.

THEN.

It dawned on me.

If, everytime Jon Lovitz is on the screen, you just think to yourself:

  "This is what it would be like if Carasso was the mad dictator of a
   planet full of clueless newbies."

The movie then becomes a hilarious laff riot. 

Everyone in the theater thought I was crazy as I laughed uproariously for
the rest of the show. 

rp -- watch for the scene with mutton-chops vs. goatee, it's right
      up there with emacs vs. vi.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Smoking toads
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 11:50:33 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.flame
Distribution: world
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats

In article <4612@balrog.ctron.com> mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
>In article <1992Jul28.212725.7033@klaava.Helsinki.FI> ppennane@klaava.Helsinki.FI (Petrus Pennanen) writes:
>>In article <1992Jul28.184344.14481@linus.mitre.org> lewis@aera8700.mitre.org (Keith Lewis) writes:
>>>Net.rumor has it that Bufo Alvarus (Colorado River toad) secretes DMT from
>>>its skin.  It also secretes the deadly poison bufotenine, as does its
>>>cousin, Bufo Marinus (Marine toad).  
>>The skin of Bufo alvarius contains 5-MeO-DMT (50-160 mg/g, dosage 6 mg),
>>not DMT.
>
>So tell me, what does the skin of Bufo LinoBrucus (Pennsylvania Net.Toad)
>secrete?
>
> Sorry Bruce, I just can't pass up a bad joke or two.  And I haven't seen any
> real-live nastiness in the past few days.
>
> Maybe this will wake up talk.bizarre.comatose.  It has drugs, flames, bodily
> secretions, dwarves, Finns, deadly poisons. What more could you ask for?


Take your references to Braindead Bufalini, and keep them in
alt.flame.psu.nominds.jerkoffs where they belong.

Now fuck off and die.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: none@nothing.edu
Subject: Blank
Organization: North Carolina State University
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 18:22:19 GMT

This line intentionally left blank.
From: rone@skat.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: MAILER-DAEMON?
Date: 26 Jul 1992 02:25:14 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: skat.usc.edu

dae.mon \'deE-men\ n
[ME demon, fr. LL & L; LL daemon evil spirit, fr. L, divinity, spirit, fr. Gk 
daimon]
1a: an evil spirit

5150
now i know why my mail keeps getting lost
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep buys a handgun.
Date: 21 Jul 92 20:03:25 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

But he cannot make up his mind between Colt and Beretta.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23627 soc.culture.british:10757 alt.sex:25264
From: lim@pecan.cns.udel.edu (Julie Lim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.british,alt.sex
Subject: Re: SEX
Date: 28 Jul 92 02:57:47 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware, Newark

In article <Bs2BC3.Mr@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve "edified" Franklin) writes:
>In <1992Jul27.181845.13105@udel.edu> lim@pecan.cns.udel.edu (Julie Lim) writes:
>
>>	Try thinking of it this way: replace the image of "homosexual man"
>>with a woman you wouldn't want to have sex with. Maybe she smells funny.
>>Maybe her personality just clashes with yours. In any case, you wouldn't
>>boink her if you were paid.
>
>   This is a poor analogly I'm afraid Julie. There is no correlation
>between an unattractive female and a homosexual male. Where one judgement
>is based on habits and hygiene, the other is based on practices and 
>preferences. Although I would probably respect the homosexual more
>if the female "smelled funny" or such, I still can't be expected to 
>cooperate sexually with any advances the homosexual might make for charity,
>or for pleasure's sake...


	Sexual advances? As sexual advances go, a kiss is pretty mild. Even
if it gets sticky and tongue-laden (which could be dangerous with strangers
of either gender, if one of you has a cold sore, or if both of you happen to
have bleeding gums and one of you has HIV), it doesn't quite compare to
getting mauled and groped.

	Besides, the "smells funny" question doesn't have to be a matter of
hygiene. Maybe the woman wears too much perfume, or a type you may find
obnoxious (but which may send other people into raging heat), or even (ugh)
smokes. 

	And how would you say "habits" differ from "practices"?


-- 
MUDname: Sidera           "...If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would
University of Delaware      hate to be giving the wrong impression."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: Splotch, a Racter/Eliza type routine
Date: 27 Jul 92 00:28:50 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

In article <TOMF.92Jul24104631@ai.bunny.gte.com> tomf@ai.gte.com writes:

>Bob, Bob, Bob.  It's just too late.
>Looks like you soiled your ticket over in comp.ai.

>One of these days even netcom won't give you an account. Imagine that!

Ha!
Imagine that indeed.
He'll *ALWAYS* have an account there. You see what very few people know
is that netcom is really wholly owned subsidiary of ^H^H$#%^&^# ....

[NO CARRIER]
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey)
Subject: Ctrl-X                                  
Cc: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 19:12:35 +0000


Tazer "that rhymes with dickweed" One spews out:

>I've found that if you press Ctrl-X, Wavey Davey's posts get alot better

I'll have to try that then.



dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk     |     Earwigs are not the only fruit
CompuServe 70374,1403            |     M-O-O-N that spells Norman
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: one line bio
Date: 21 Jul 92 23:47:15 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <7866@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:

[ Nothing of interest.  Period.]
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jennyb@triton.unm.edu (Jenny Ballmann)
Subject: Eclipse (100 words)
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 92 01:05:34 GMT
Organization: Diplomacy 'R' Us

The day gets dark and birds fall silent.  A metallic, clear
yet opaque substance seems to gradually replace the quite ordinary 
air.  There's a sense of expectation; everyone knows what is going 
to happen.  They fumble with equipment in small groups or alone,
quite oblivious to each other mostly.  

With an apocalyptic fury, the winged serpent in a shared vision
devours the source of life.  Unexpected panic seizes the travellers,
collapses them, makes them crazy, demands of them in a penetrating 
voice from no lips for blood.  Knives are found and employed in
the eternal dark.  Many cameras are broken.

Jenny
-- 
The future will be better tomorrow.
                -- Vice President Dan Quayle
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (kevin schnitzius)
Subject: Re: LuluBells, Ltd.
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 20:16:36 GMT

mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539) writes:
>Funny, I don't feel 'collected', unless you mean in the 'cool, calm,
>and collected' sense.  In fact, I don't even feel particularly
>impressed, much less killed, jarred, or pinned.

It's dead, Jim.
--
mr asynchronous                                    kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject:  Geography Lesson For Today
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 01:52:24 GMT

It's not "Andorea", it's "Andreadoria".
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confessiion
Date: 26 Jul 92 15:08:18 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)



I was a fluff girl for the Pope.

RICHH
--still have my union card
From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: one line bio
Date: 21 Jul 92 20:37:00 GMT
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
|>cj cannot find a record store that has not sold out
|>of the new Eno single.
|
|SO?  You think you got problems?  Try and find something by Jello Biafra 
|sometime.  If you do find Eno, and you're dumb enough to spend money on 
|it, then I'll sell you a tape of me traumatizing my girlfriend's cat.  
|It's better.  Trust me.

Oh, look!  A new killfile entry!  /milliken@/h:j
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:22708 alt.rock-n-roll:13994 alt.rock-n-roll.metal.progressive:6 alt.rock-n-roll.metal:8953
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.rock-n-roll,alt.rock-n-roll.metal.progressive,alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Re: Help! Quick!
Date: 22 Jul 92 02:02:55 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.rock-n-roll
Organization: Yes.

In article <5682@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>I need the lyrics to the Dead Kennedy's "Too drunk to fuck". I posted
>them here a long time ago, but all my personal belongings are in storage
>and I can't get at my archives.

That's great it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes and aeroplanes
Lenny Bruce is not afraid
Eye of a hurricane listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs dummy serve your own needs
Speed it up a notch speed grunt nose street burn
The ladder starts to clatter with dinner fight down height
Wire in a fire room represent the southern gangs
In a government for hire and a combat site
Lefty wasn't coming in a hurry
With the furies breathing down your neck
Team by team reporters grapple trunk tethered crop
Look at that low plane fine then
Uh oh overflow population cornered
But it'll do save yourself serve yourself
World serves its own needs listen to your heartbeat
Tell me that the reds are in the reverend in the right right?
You patriotic patriotic slam fight right might feeling pretty psyched

It's the end of the world as we know it 
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine

Six o'clock TV hour don't get caught foreign tower
Slice and burn return listen to yourself churn lock him in uniform
And book-burning blood-letting every motive escalate
Automotive incinerate light a candle light a motive
Step down step down watching heel crush crush
Uh oh this means no fear cavalier renegade steer clear
A tournament a tournament a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions offer me alternatives and I decline

It's the end of the world as we know it
(It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it
(It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine

The other night I drifted nice continental trip to find
Mount Saint Edelite Leonard Bernstein
Leonid Brezhnev Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs
Birthday party cheesecake jellybeans boom
You symbiotic patriotic slam foot neck right right



	M - I know, but they are still cool lyrics
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Help! Quick!
Date: 21 Jul 92 19:07:34 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

I need the lyrics to the Dead Kennedy's "Too drunk to fuck". I posted
them here a long time ago, but all my personal belongings are in storage
and I can't get at my archives.
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GOOLEY FOR PRESIDENT!
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 92 13:07:28 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

Hey, Gooley, would you like a running mate?
	
	How about a dry one?
						--@lS
						predictable




















Well, then, how about a mating run?

 -- ASK
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre