From: poser@vxdesy.desy.de (Till Poser  -  ZEUS OFFLINE)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Summary: Offensive little aussie shite gets a third degree
Keywords: dumb idiot
Reply-To: poser@vxdsyc.desy.de
Organization: Deutsches Elektronensynchrotron, Experiment ZEUS
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 21:10:53 GMT

In article <8379@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au>,
newton@iagu.itd.adelaide.edu.au (Mark Newton) compounds his misogynistic
follies by an attempt at public defecation on gypsy. Well, well, well:
> In article <1992Aug29.081108.2347@alembic.acs.com>
gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) takes a flensing knife to this pommie
boor. Oh Joy:

>>well-deserved anger of a woman who would like to go 
>>through just ONE day without being exposed to the
>>kind of sophomoric insensitive demeaning CRAP that
>>is constantly spewed into t.b by post-pubescent
>>geeks whose last brain cell has been hopelessly
>>mutated by testosterone poisoning, buy yourself a
>>strip joint and keep yourself busy enough that you
>>NEVER post to t.b again.
> 
> If you find that t.b is not your cup of tea, then why bleat
> about it at me?  Why tell me to "NEVER post to t.b again"
> when the solution is intimately connected with the contents
> of the "talk.bizarre" line in your .newsrc?  Believe me, the
> last thing that I want to hear about is your pathetic whinings
> about how you'd like t.b to be.

Ok, asshole:

1) gypsy has frequented this group since time immemorial and has amused
   quite a few of us with her eloquence, her erudition and her finely
   tuned sense of the bizarre.
2) You are but a clueless newbie without any redeeming value in Your
   posts. You follow pathetically predictable patterns in Your flamage,
   the shallows of which have been plumbed at nausea by Darcy-clones since
   net.flame. I've seen all of this crap before, sometimes even executed
   with a modicum of style, something that You lack completely. You are
   not amusing, You are plainly boring, and irritating only in Your vapid 
   pomposity and fatuously sterile misogynism.
3) If You feel so intimidated by feminists as to need this type of
   utterly unoriginal second-hand weenie-wangling, why do it in
   talk.bizarre? Are You looking for backup? Are You trying to enlist
   the male component here in Your stupid endeavours? Up to now, nothing
   that You've written so far convinces me that You are not just a waste
   of time, space and protein, pond scum in the shallows of the gene
   pool. Come on, boy, surprise me, do something worthwhile! Post
   something original! 

> Oh, really, Gypsy:  My heart bleeds.  <yawn>

Well, we can arrange _that_. Just give me that carving knife over there.

> The whole fucking net hates watching "The Golden Girls" on TV too,
> but I don't see many protest letters being sent into the television
> stations.  Instead, I see thousands of people who don't turn on
> The Golden Girls.  It's your choice, Gypsy.  Sure, you've been here
> for much longer than I have, but that doesn't disqualify you from
> actually unsubscribing from the group, does it?

Let me put it this way, boy, You little shite do inflate Your importance
a bit much. You cannot command our respect, You have to earn it. Right
now the only thing You've earned so far is the back of my hand.

>>i've got half the goddamn net in mine, and it's
>>not half near enough.
> 
> Well put the rest of the fucking net into the kill file, for god's sake!
> Don't whine to me about it!  Really, Gypsy, I just don't care!

Oh, sweetheart, but You do care! Maybe not for gypsy, but since the
raison d'etre for the net is a certain exhibitionsm, You will care if
nobody who matters is there to respond to Your bleatings. C'mon, boy,
exercise a bit of logic, will You? I for my part will amuse myself by
reading the various eviscerations You'll be subjected to, but for but
this thread, You might as well not exist. I have much respect for the
filtering capacity of this group. They'll exercise it.

> Woman.  Feminist.  Can _you_ spot the difference?

> I didn't think you could.

Riding Your hobbyhorse again, boy? You don't seem to like _intelligent_
women, do You? I gather a room temperature-IQ bimbo with round heels and
a speech impediment seems to be more Your speed. Or an inflatable doll. 

>>may you die at the hands of a horde of angry
>>feminista bulldykes armed with potato peelers.
> 
> So that's your vision of my demise?  Fine.

Nothing that elaborate, boy. Speaking for myself, I'd be entirely
happy with someone sticking a Walter PPK into Your ear and firing
repeatedly. It would no doubt improve Your intellectual qualities.

> But it'll never happen, of course. Surely you don't think that someone
> who hates women as much as I do would be caught dead within visual
> range of the bitches? [*]

No, You might however try to buddy up to some other guy some day
over this subject and get Your face ground into bloody paste for
Your offensive, uneducated and bigoted importunings. This would
be altogether proper and fitting.
 
>    - mark

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