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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: STOP THIS AKA BUSINESS !!!!
From: vectr01v@VAX.CSUN.EDU (Ron Heeb)
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 20:39:35 GMT
Reply-To: vectr01v@VAX.CSUN.EDU
Organization: Cal State Northridge

In article <1992Apr9.161749.26720@daimi.aau.dk>, leeman@daimi.aau.dk (Steen Lehmann) writes:
>bogstad@imhfhp16.epfl.ch (BOGSTAD Mark IMHEF DME EPFL) writes:
>
>
>>	PLEASE, STOP THIS AKA BUSINESS BEFORE SOMEONE DIES !!!!
>
>My point exactly. Could the people who find it amusing (there
>must be about 2 or 3) please email to each other instead of
>using this Monty Python related newsgroup?
>
>Perhaps you can start a new newsgroup: alt.fan.stupid.akas :-)
>I'll vote for it if it can keep you off this group :-D
>
>
Can't we just NUKE'em instead?  I've have a spare bomb in my private cubbyhole 
that's just itchin to go BOOOOOMMMM.

Or was it the apricot that looks like a penguin?  I just can't tell.

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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Briag Charachters
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:12:35 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:


>1) If only she were 6 years younger
What would Sonja say?
>2) Sorry.
What
>3) And Tia... you're getting there *:) (well...)
Da, tovarischa. Head up kid.

>4) I hate PCs.
>   I hate PCs
>   Their files ain't guaranteed to please
>   A delete, two *s, will cure the disease.
>5) Why am I being ordered, and tidy-type
>6) I don't like the number 5, so I have to have a sixth one.

>mNSi...o!`
Eccles aka What *was* all that about.
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Double grooved record?
Date: 5 Apr 92 02:08:44 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

vectr01v@VAX.CSUN.EDU (Ron Heeb) writes:

>In article <ins450m.701745488@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>>vectr01v@VAX.CSUN.EDU (Ron Heeb) writes:
>>
>>>In article <1992Mar24.102219.608@gacvx2.gac.edu>, phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Philip Miesle) writes:
>>>>In article <ins450m.701340377@lindblat.cc.monash.edu.au>  writes:
>>>>} morale@sage4e.its.rpi.edu (Enrique Morales) writes:
>>>>} 
>>>>} >-enrique
>>>>} >aka juggler
>>>>} 
>>>>} Eccles aka What?
>>>>Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>>>Ron aka OH GOD IS TYPED THE EVIL THING!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH...<choke>
>>Eccles aka Time for your shots Ron.

>Gee...shots...YEEESSSS!!!
>Ron kak looking like a sieve
Eccles aka Not shotgun shots, you silly man, you hormone shots. :)
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Coincidences
Date: 14 Apr 92 07:38:39 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12141546@perdita.gac.edu> djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
|In article <2570@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|.In article <1992Apr10.135235.2517@otago.ac.nz> stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger) writes:
|.|In article <BOUILLIN.92Apr8140905@node_3f5e2.tele.nokia.fi>, 
|.|bouillin@tele.nokia.fi (Claude Bouillin) writes:
|.|>>>>>> On 7 Apr 92 17:14:18 GMT, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) said:
|.|>> Nntp-Posting-Host: unix1.tcd.ie
|.|> 
|.|> 
|.|>>>Well, there's an apricot on my telee that almost looks like a penguin...
|.|> 
|.|> 
|.|>> That's strange... I've got a penguin that looks like and apricot!
|.|> Even weirder, I've got an apricot that looks like an apricot but taste like
|.|> a penguin. I forgot to say it's not on my telee, that might explain it.
|.|
|.|And I've got a penguin that tastes like a penguin, but looks like
|.|an apricot. And it's INSIDE my telly! Augh!
|
|.I ate my telly last nite, but it didn't taste like penguin for a bit?!?!
|
|I ate an apricot that looked like Jos but tasted like a telly
|garnished with a penguin.

Duh! My penguin tried to eat my feet yesterday, 'cause she thought it were
apricots, but I defended myself by smashing the telly on her head.
|
|.Jos aka Burb ...
|Dan aka Blurb ...
Jos aka My Telly Has A Black Belt!
From: robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
Date: 14 Apr 92 00:56:11 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr13.185612.865

In article <1992Apr13.184118.861@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
> > } > }}>]Phil aka my mind is a blank
> > } > }}>Jester aka my mind is in the gutter
> > } > }}Robyn @#& my mind is in the shower.  Pass me my towel.
> > } > Jester aka no, I want to see you naked...
> > } Robyn @#& I want to see your bankbook...
> > Phil aka are we propegating prostitution here, or what?
> azeena @#! why do you want to get involved?
Sister Robyn Maria @#& If you would like to help the orphans, Philip, send  
money to me and God shall repay you.  Bless you all.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
From: djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 12 Apr 92 15:14:52
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: phygod72@nic.gac.edu's message of 10 Apr 92 11:15:01 -0600Lines: 29

In article <1992Apr10.111506.768@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
.In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
.} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
.(Jennifer Landry) writes:
.} 
.} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
.} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
.} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
.} >and Jester.. 
.} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
.} 
.}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
.} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
.} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... *sob*...
.} Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers to the
.} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
.} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you want...
.} *sob*...
.} 
.} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
.} 
.} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, young
.} man!!!!! *sob*... 

.purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's scores?.
.(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)

.Phil aka my mind is a blank
Dan aka Why did you post this twice?
From: kirsten@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Kirsten Starcher)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: All this aka garbage
Date: 16 Apr 92 02:17:15 GMT
Organization: Memorial University of Newfoundland

Well, I'm glad to see that you're all happy.  And I understand perfectly well
that if I don't like the aka stuff I can use a Kill file, or unsubscribe (which
I probably will).

What I don't see is what the hell all that junk has to do with Monty Python.  I
don't CARE what you guys do with your spare time, I don't care what kind of
silly chains you come up with to waste bandwidth -- but why are you doing it on
rec.arts.monty-python?? 

Every time I read this newsgroup, over half the messages are those aka things!
I'd accuse you all of cross-posting except damned if I know where you'd post it
to otherwise.  Can't imagine that anyone else would want to see it either.

Please; there is help available for you.  You CAN get a life.  It's never too
late...


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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 05:48:15 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

>In article <ins450m.702438490@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>|jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>|
>|>In article <ins450m.701745559@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>|>|jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>|>|
>|>|>In article <1992Mar24.190058.617@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Philip Miesle) writes:
>|>|>|In article <41988@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
>|>|>|} }}>-enrique aka juggler
>|>|>|} }}Eccles aka What?
>|>|>|} }Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>|>|>|} Jester aka it is?????
>|>|>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
>|>|>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
>|>|Eccles aka NO.
>|>Jos aka But ... But Why Did You Wake Me Up Then?
>|Eccles aka I was lonely dear. Where have you been lately
>Jos aka Sorry Luv, I Couldn't Sleep, So I Ate Some Of My Feet, Down In The Kitchen.
Eccles aka Silly man, you had me thinking you'd been run down by a rogue 18th century Gothic Church. What would the neighbours say.
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:07:17 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr14.183830.909@gacvx2.gac.edu} phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
}In article <45392@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
}} }>>|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
}} }>>|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
}} }>>|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}} }>>|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
}} }>>|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
}} }>>|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
}} }>>|]Eccles aka NO.
}} }>>|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
}} }>>Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet Dancers  
}Too!
}} }>Does anybody actually enjoy this sort of thing?
}} }>Please, gentlemen : Get a life!
}} }Eccles aka Stone him, guys? Fire ONE!!!!
}} Jester aka stoning in process, standby, 30 seconds til fireing.....
}Phil aka (neatly arranging himself in front of the man soon to be stoned) 
}     "Jehovah!  Jehovah!  Jehovah!" (and then quickly ducking out of the way).
Jester aka alright, get the women away from the stoning.......
-- 
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Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thursday, 9 Apr 1992 03:13:12 EDT
From: <00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Distribution: york


the lumberjack song... let's see if i can remember all of it....
(michael paylon)
i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok
i sleep all night
and i work all day.
(Chorus)
he's a lumberjack and he's ok
he sleeps all night
and he works all day.
(mp)
i cut down trees
i eat my lunch
i go to the lavatrine
on wednesdays i go shopping
and have buttered sconds for tea
(chorus)
he cuts down trees
he eats his lunch
he goes to the lavatrine
on wednesdays he goes shopping
and has buttered sconds for tea

(all)
i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok
i sleep all night
and i work all day.
(mp)
i cut down trees
i skip and jump
i like to press wild flowers
i put on women's clothing
and hang around in bars
(chorus)
he cuts down trees
he skips and jumps
he likes to press wild flowers
he puts on women's clothing
and hangs around in bars????????
(All)
i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok
i sleep all night
and i work all day
(mp)
i cut down trees
i wear high heels
suspendees and a bra
i wish i'd been a girlie
just like my dear mama

(chorus)
he cuts down trees
he wears high heels
suspendees and a bra??? (chorus breaks apart)
(paylon finishes alone)
i wish i'd been a girlie
just like my deeaaar mamaaaaaaa
(female voice)
oh, i'd always thought you were so rugged (sob).
From: azeena@quince.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Date: 12 Apr 92 19:05:39 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr12.130540.810

In article <44988@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> }|.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
> }|.|]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
> }|.|]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
> }|.|]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
> }|.|]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
> }|.|]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
> }|.|]|]Eccles aka NO.
> }|.|]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
> }|.|]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet  
Dancers Too!
> }|.|Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
> }|.Jos aka *Blush* ... You're Too Kind, Sweetie Pie ...
> }|Dan aka Come to think it, I always that double fresh feeling when I
> }|respond to him.
> }Jos aka Yeah! Said Thing Is, He's Marrying Someone Else, I Think I'm In 
> }	Love With His Wisdom-Teeth!
> Jester aka I can marry who I want, and I want all of you!!!!!!!
azeena @!$ well I don't want you anymore!!! 
--
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azeena@nic.gac.edu
azeena@gacvx1.gac.edu
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 00:28:06 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>}>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>}>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>}>|>>]>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>}>|>>]>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>}>|>>]>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>}>|>>]>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>}>|>>]>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>}>|>>]>}>|Dougger aka So What??
>}>|>>]>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>}>|>>]>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
>}>|>>]>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
>}>|>>]Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
>}>|>>]Morjens aka or better still, call the BISHOP!!!!
>}>|>>Jester aka which diocese?
>}>|>It's tattooed on the back o' their necks.  Is that rat tart?
>}>|>| Sincerely,
>}>|>|    __                     ()
>}>|>|   /  )                    /\             _/_ /
>}>|>|  /    __  __.  o _,      /  )  ______  o /  /_
>}>|Tia aka WHO *IS* THIS?????????????????
>}>Jos aka Dunno ... By His .Sig I Should Guess His Name Is `R__o_B_oh', 
>}>	We'd Better Shoot Him Now ... <BANG> (thud)
>}Tia aka yea, let us kill *all* non-aka members so they won't taint *our* thread
>Jester aka how do you propose we kill them?
Eccles aka We send high voltage semprini over the telephone lines
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Mail
Date: 5 Apr 92 02:23:35 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

It is my sad duty to relate to you the fact that all of my mail
since last Thurs/Friday has been lost.
Anyone who mailed me (Tia, Simon, Jester) could you please remail 
anything you sent.

The mail's still there I just can't read it. :(
Eccles aka Not happy
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 12 Apr 92 13:00:57 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <44899@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts..
|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
|]|.|].|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
|]|.|].|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
|]|.|].|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
|]|.|].|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
|]|.|].|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
|]|.|].|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
|]|.|].|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
|]|.|].|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
|]|.|].Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help! Help! Help!
|]|.|]. Morjens aka I still think we should sic the bishop on them!
|]|.|]Dan aka Why stop at that?  Lets cut their arms off and make them eat Jester in a Hollandaise sauce!
|]|.|Jester aka eat me??? but I'm not kosher
|]|.Jos aka Not Kosher You Say? What's Wrong With Your Hoofs Then?
|]|Dan aka Ya' know Jes'.  I think it really depends on how we kill you.
|]|(AGG!!!  I just had a near miss with a real MP quote!  Whew.)
|]Jos aka I hope Little Jester's A Ruminant, 'Cause I'm Not Gonna Chew His Cud
|Jester aka I taste like grass, trust me
Jos aka Siberian Steppe Grass Or Mongolian Tundra Grass?
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:44:41 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}>}>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}>}>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}>}>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}>}>>>Jester aka it is?????
}>}>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}>}>Eccles aka Are you sure?
}>}Tia aka yea, I'm sure.
}>Jester aka I'm not so sure
}Eccles aka Well, I suppose it could start in this way....>-- 
Jester aka but maybe it doesn't?
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Xref: sparky alt.fan.monty-python:2562 rec.arts.movies:13189
From: uril@yang.earlham.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,rec.arts.movies
Subject: Re: Prince `erbert et al
Date: 6 Apr 92 15:19:30 GMT
Article-I.D.: yang.1992Apr6.101930.16770
Organization: Earlham College, Richmond, Indiana

In article <9!kjnwd@lynx.unm.edu>, synth@deepthought.unm.edu (Synth F. Oberheim) writes:
> uril@yang.earlham.edu writes:
> 
>>synth@deepthought.unm.edu (Synth F. Oberheim) writes:
>>[Pythoners in MP AND THE HOLY GRAIL]
> 
>>I was almost impressed!  But you forgot two people.
> 
> (Oh, I didn't forget them -- just didn't think anyone would care about
> these 2nd bananas ... :-)
> 
>>Carol Cleaveland- The Witch
> 
> I think it was Connie Booth who played the witch.  Cleveland played Zoot and
> Dingo in Anthrax Castle ... (oh, I can't resist a quote: "The oral sex!!")

Yup, your right!  God damn, I never thought that the credits to a movie would
be so damn complex!!!!

>>Neil Innes- the smashed servant and the man with the duck
>              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> To which do you refer?  He was (also) Sir Robin's singing minstrel.
> ("His l--" no, I won't post some of the lyrics he sung, they were too
> disgusting .. :-)

Neil Innes is smashed by the Trojan Bunny when it is spronged from the French
Castle.  Your right, he was also a minstrel.


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From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:34:24 GMT
Article-I.D.: cayenne.DJOHNSON.92Apr9173424
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu's message of 9 Apr 92 05:39:13 GMTLines: 4

In article <92100.01391300124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:

.chris aka i have one i want to get rid of.  would you like it?
Dan aka Is it in good condition?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The end of.... Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
From: djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 12 Apr 92 15:10:50
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jos@and.nl's message of 12 Apr 92 13:40:01 GMTLines: 51

In article <2582@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
.In article <1992Apr12.063735.17868@cs.ucf.edu> wilson@cs.ucf.edu (tom wilson) writes:
.|In article <44776@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
.|>}.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
.|[bunch of kAKA (aka crap) deleted]
	..^^^^

.kAKA? did she say kAKA??? Got no idea wot e's talkin' about ...

.|>Jester aka Jester aka arghh its my evil twin!!!!!!!!
.|
.|Is this stuff really necessary? Perhaps this repetitive junk can be done
.|in e-mail. If you have to resort to ] | } because you've quoted so much text
.|and contributed so little, perhaps it isn't worth the cost of the article.

.Ahem, ahem, sorry for the interruption ... (move up a bit please ...)

.Ahem, ahem ...
.On behalf of the Royal Society To Propagate The Usage Of Aka's (not kAKAs!)
.I'd like to apologize for the the previous posting. There have been sent
.official claims to us, that this silly old lady just escaped from the 
.Luton Lunatic Asylum and I consider it my humble task to decapitate this
.silly old lady with a .... AAARgh! Let go of my leg! Dammit! Aaargh! Let go!
.I tell ya! No! Ouch! ... (*&^*&^%%^$ Don't bite! Yikes! Waddaya think you're
.doin' with that hammer! No! No! No! I'll defend myself with Indonesian cooking
.and a marvelous bottle of great Bourgogne! D'ya hear! Help! Help! Someone,
.DO something! She's eating my feet! Help! AAAARghhh! No I promise ...
.Go, do something sensible, feed the ducks, but let go of my thingie erm ... feet!
.Help! Call the Society for the Prevention od Cruelty to Animals, especially
.against Mentally Disabled Penguins or their Cousins! 

On behalf of the Imperial Association for Apologizing for Previously
Posted Articles, I would like to endorse the views stated above, and
apologize for the article it too was apologizing for.  Articles like
that make me wish that my dear aunt Martha was still alive.  I'm not
sure why, but they do.  If more people ate hotdogs, we might run out.
Some people take life to seriously, and some seriously take lives.  My
knees aren't to big.  *GORN*

.|Finally: it's not even funny, and thus it's not Python!

.Do you want to see my nostrils? Can I have this dance? *GORN* Love your nails ...

Please!  I haven't seen nostrils for years.  Mine died in their youth >sob<

.|Tom

.Jos aka not kAKA!
Dan kAKA...ermm... I'll start again
Dan kaka...almost there
Dan aka Whew.
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Welsh tart
Date: 15 Apr 92 17:49:48 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>>How could I forget it? My 'pit keeps aying that when I mention Tia,
>>and when I say 'but I don't really want to', she hits me.

>Simon, leave nice Tia alone. She's a nice girl who doesn't need to be
>corrupted by you. She corrupt enough as she is. Sinks!!! Tellies!!!! 
>I don't blame your armpit for hitting you. BTW I'll get round to mailing even

Tia? Um... let's put this to the test. Hands up, all you who want to
be corrupted. OK. I'll see you all within the next year. Tia? Why
don't you try corrupting me. Eccles, um... piss off.

>>>Thanks for any enlightenment you can provide.
>><psst>, I got reds, yellows, blues, a couple of greens, and a big
>>pink one.
>Don't believe him. He kkept saying it was a cold day, but really - .7 cm
>give us a break Simon.

OK. Just but this block between your legs, and pass me that sledge
hammer.

>Eccles aka purity -1
MNSoi kak I helped him.