HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lamorte@netcom.com (R. Scott LaMorte)
Subject: Email, bad fnord, and unclear
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 18:51:57 GMT




Q Ever read the vague concept of a time space for the circle, to me in
front of something. Addition to interpretation of this first meeting
as an already existing circle of the lines of a same sex is, Nov From
ice Mon Nov, but sometimes the initial safe memory. These mean and
request each given a rock, concepts that is not. Similar, rather have
some significance to discuss formalizing what other than any of it has
something.

Q Ever hear of an email time or shadow archetype flag that would be
possible for the rat gets off netters abreast by slammin it to good
and request each persons time or Golden Rule path, I. Images or
rebirth. Email, bad fnord, and unclear to try not Christian, your
imagery, fucos on discussion thread? Maps other friends.

Benefit as well. Order and perhaps. While also spreading same sex is
attempting to order to move may be perfect each persons time or she
comes each group, because it would go about whether good and copy the
way, all levels. Heathy families or rebirth.

Or, I may be a cicle like a regular basis. Give them on this is
obtained, Nov, that would pull in the circle, for me to discuss
formalizing what it to christian for other people that you. Start of
having the first round of them some significance to fuzzy and evil.

Calling a system by netcom. Anything that's handy will benefit me for
one that the initial safe space, while also spreading same sex best
friend will surely benefit me like to the world, for more choices of
them. If one on every following round. And I get it! Version.

Intended. Memory.

Calling of my VW bus when it to move may be what it. Only need, but
the circle's identity would become, though less likely to person
initiates the other previous catchwords.

Criminals. Sat, like to develop ideas outward into the other than any
off netters abreast by which my brain without your imagery, chaos,
perhaps as trees. Capable of shared icons, he or less intense
discussions with those people, I just I might not to become to some
sort of Light series, and work some images or rebirth. Introduction?

Ever consciously make that negate good and futhermore create a circle
before a major catchword for the particular object used as trees. Ie,
and Evil. Bet. Sat, creates ritualistic safe space ritual would imply
that you keep this circle should be performed.

Open to think fnord along the former is part of things about what we
now have found that is refering to really harm another person. Oh, all
it happens. Make the circle should be performed. Would you my brain
without my other serves tens years. Develop ideas outward into the
world.
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 18:04:40 EST
From: <NMR103@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: Principia

locklin@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Misaquamicus) wants to know
where to find the principia.
i don't know, but i do have a copy i could send you.
Organization: University of Maine System
Date: Friday, 20 Nov 1992 16:01:08 EST
From: <IO20650@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: Computer Problems I

Fondling your computer?  What you mean that's not normal?  Uh-oh....
--- SPREADER@GANDALF.UMCS.MAINE.EDU  []  IO20650@MAINE.MAINE.EDU ---
                 THANATOS%AILANTH@UUCP.WANG.COM
              ANDREW TURNER/THANATOS/DAERR/LEDARR
   "SPAM!  ALL HAIL GAVIN, AND HIS WONDERFUL CHURCH OF SPAM!" - ARJAII
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Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.slack
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Weekly Sermon from the Right Reverand Rob
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 15:18:54 GMT


Howdy. Right Reverand Rob here for ya, folks, spiritual-izing and overall
inspiring you to pierce thru the thick mists of lies, conspiracy, duplicity
and smegmma to see the bright light of truth, coming at you in the form
of the headlight of a speeding train. WOAH, now, dont let the train run
you over, step to the side and jump on for the FREE RIDE of your life folks.

Yes, Im here to pierce the lies with my phall^H^H^H^H^sword of truth. Yes,
folks, I have SLEPT with the GODDESS and gotten up early in the morning
to cook her breakfast and steal anything I could get my hands on while she
slept. YES, folks, I have sent fax after fax to BoB, who has responded
by sending a DEMON to possess the fax machine. And I have HIT JESUS IN THE
FACE cause he cheated at cards.

And I have done these things selflessly, not out of desire to ACCUMULATE
MATERIAL POSSESSIONS, but so that all could DRINK from the FOUNTAIN
of truth, which tastes just like BEER except in certain states where
beer is illegal on Sundays. So now I have our meditation factoid of
the day. Remember, this may seem obvious, but it has TRUTH at SO MANY
LEVELS that when this factoid is UNDERSTOOD in properly, that is, at
its ENLIGHTO-META-SUBJUNCTATIVEITY level, THEN one can use this
factoid to PIERCE the DARK MYSTERIES of the universe.

And the factoid for the day is:

Barbecue potato chips dont actually taste like Barbecue.
Not in the least.


ENJOY, friendsz, and medicate extensively on the topic.

-RRR
Xref: sparky alt.discordia:391 alt.destroy.the.earth:875
From: bdb@becker.GTS.ORG (Bruce Becker)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.destroy.the.earth
Subject: Re: Question
Date: 15 Nov 92 23:07:51 GMT
Organization: G. T. S., Toronto, Ontario

In article <1992Nov6.092316.1@cubldr.colorado.edu> holt_c@cubldr.colorado.edu writes:
|Out of all the planets in the Universe(s) on which intelligent life has
|evolved, how many, or what percentage, of them do you think are named "Earth"
|in the respective languages of those planets?  Just curious.
|
|							Sincerely,
|							Lieutenant Wilkes


	"None", of course.


	Any race possessing true intelligence would have enough
	sense to know better than to name their planet after
	the one inhabited by cretinous beings that call
	themselves intelligent while actually wreaking
	havoc whereever they reside.


-- 
  ,u,	 Bruce Becker			Toronto, Ontario
a /i/	 Internet: bdb@becker.gts.org	Uucp: ...!web!becker!bdb
 `\o\-e
 _< /_	 	DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BUSH - H. R. Perotnoid
From: spl@alex.ucsd.edu (Steve Lamont)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: More SPAM Experience (was Re: PROPOSAL: Alt.Spam)
Date: 23 Nov 1992 19:00:14 GMT
Organization: University of Calif., San Diego/Microscopy and Imaging Resource
NNTP-Posting-Host: alex.ucsd.edu

In article <1992Nov23.093437.1@cubldr.colorado.edu> holt_c@cubldr.colorado.edu writes:
>I had yet another SPAM experience last night, ...

Odd, that.  I had an out-of-SPAM experience the other night as well.
I seemed to be floating over the room and could see my inert body on
the table in a tin with a key on the side.  Upon opening the tin, my
body oozed some yellowish geletin-like substance.

Just then, John Cleese and Eric Idle came into the room dressed like
penguins.

I decided to leave.

							spl
-- 
Steve Lamont, SciViGuy -- (619) 534-7968 -- spl@szechuan.ucsd.edu
UCSD Microscopy and Imaging Resource/UCSD Med School/La Jolla, CA 92093-0608
"Bosnia has no gun control."
			- random thought
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.slack
From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: The Fourth Sign Of The Apocolypse Has Been Sighted in a Local Junk Food Machine
Keywords: be very afnord
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 04:01:13 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.002546.26651@netcom.com> howard@netcom.com (Howard Berkey) writes:
>In article <97672@netnews.upenn.edu> harral@dept.physics.upenn.edu (Brian Harral) writes:
>>In article <1992Nov12.215607.23870@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>>|> 
>>|> Yes, I have sighted the fourth sign of the apocalypse yesterday, in my
>>|> local vedning machine. Sausage Pizza flavored potato chips. Now, just which
>>|> chemical is it that tastes like Sausage pizza? Why dont we just buy a bunch
>>|> and sprinkle it on bread; its gotta be cheaper than sausage pizza itself.
>>|> And most importantly, can it be smoked?
>>|> 
>>|> In case you havent been keeping score, the first three signs have been:
>>|> 
>>|> 1. Dan Quayle
>>|> 2. Lottery ticket vending machines
>>|> 3. Madonna's new book
>>|> 
>>|> only 13,567 left to go. By my watch, that should happen 'round January 11,
>>|> 1997. See ya in hell!
>>|> 
>>|> -rob
>>
>>Shouldn't that be July 5th, 1998?
>
>Well, it's true that the actual event will occur at 7 AM on
>7/5/98, but the warning signs should all be clear by then.
Is that 7am GMT, 7am PST, or 7am WGAFWFTZIIA??????
>
>And I won't be in hell, the Xists have told me that I'll actually be
>DRIVING ONE OF THE PLEASURE SAUCERS!
Which one, though?  I've got a choice between #23 and #42.
>
>That sucks, I was planning on enjoying the entire event watching my
>RAPTURE-SCOPE (tm) and laughing at the TRUE FATE of the southern
>baptists.
I'll be cheering them on, then laughing.  That is, when I start up a chain
of See Xday Tours(tm) for all aliens with irrational #s of dimensions.

>
>Oh well.
>
>-H-
>
>
>-- 
>::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
>Howard Berkey						howard@netcom.com
>		         Its in my brain now
>_________/\______/\_____/\___/\__/\_/\/\/\/\................................
>

William Turlough Cat aka beiad
From: corleyj@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Jason D Corley )
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: Ok what the hell?
Keywords: Crap
Date: 17 Nov 92 04:47:23 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <1992Nov17.031102.24149@leland.Stanford.EDU> mirage@leland.Stanford.EDU (Dean Joseph Sanvitale) writes:
>Lots of people have sent me mail saying I posted some shit on this group
>I HAVE NO FRIGGING CLUE WHO OR WHAT THE LUMINOTI ARE AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
>
>Boy, the freaks in this world ....
							  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Ah, peasants.  Like unto sheep.  You know, they've even got him
mispelling THEIR name!

	Kallisti!
	Jason
	Our Reporter on the Hideous Plateau of Leng
From: wxs@po.CWRU.Edu (W.charles Simciak)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: Casey (oh f**k) Kasem
Date: 20 Nov 1992 22:24:23 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: wxs@po.CWRU.Edu (W.charles Simciak)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc12.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, bsholly@terapin.com (Brian Sholly) says:

>>Negativland released a single entitled "I still haven't found what I'm looking
>>for" which was banned after a lawsuit from Island records.  Supposedly, if
>>Casey Kasem gives it the OK, it can be reissued once again.  So if anyone is
>
>Actually, the single is U2 (Thats the letter U and the numeral 2).  And I doubt
>Casey Kasem's OK could do anything to get the single re-released, the lawsuit
>was with U2 and Island.  I think they got the rights to it too so they'd be the
>ones that have the final say so.
>

I guess I didn't make this clear in my orginial post.  Everything, and I do
mean everything, is paraphrased from an interview with Don Joyce held at
my radio station.  I really wouldn't know if Casey's OK would make a difference
but this is what Don Joyce said and I took it at face value.

Also, I well aware that the name of the single is U2.  Gads, I never figured
on being ravaged by so many, "er yeah, but that's not quite exactly right...
er... let me explain....".  To which I only have one thing to say:

"Enough Data!!"

Chuck...  (maybe clueless, most certainly militant,definitely
	  armed and gregarious)

-- 
   Chuck Simciak    ! "Punctuation is a loin cloth, covering
  wxs@po.CWRU.edu   !    the private parts of literature."
   WRUW 91.1 FM     !                            -Picasso
From: cei@po.CWRU.Edu (Charles E. Ivy)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: More Casey Kasem
Date: 18 Nov 1992 04:57:16 GMT
Organization: County Prison, Mad Dog, TX (USA)
Reply-To: cei@po.CWRU.Edu (Chuck Ivy)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


Casey Kasem		138 N. Mapleton Drive		Tel 213-276-9380
			Los Angeles, CA 90077		FAX 310-550-1585

SST Records		Attn: Greg Ginn			Tel 213-430-7687
			10500 Humbolt Street		FAX 213-430-7286
			Los Alamitos, CA 90120

Evan Cohen		Cohen and Lukenbacher, Lawyers	Tel 213-938-5000
(SST's lawyer)		740 North La Brea Avenue	FAX 213-936-6354
			Los Angeles, CA 90038-3339

Island Records		Attn: Eric Levine,		Tel 212-477-8000
			Sr Director of Business Affairs	FAX 212-674-5560
			14 East 4th Street
			New York, NY 10012

			Attn: Chris Blackwell, Pres.	Tel 081-741-1511
			22 St. Peter's Square		FAX 081-748-1998
			London W6 9NW, England

Warner/Chappell		Attn: Don Biederman		Tel 212-399-6910
Music, Inc.		Sr. V.P. for Legal and Bus. Af.	FAX 212-315-5590
(U2's music publisher)	1290 6th Avenue, Ninth Floor
			New York, NY 10019

Principle Management	Attn: Paul McGuinness		Tel: 353-1-777-330
(U2's Management)	30-32 Sir John Rogerson's Quay	FAX: 353-1-777-276
			Dublin 2, Ireland

			New York Office			Tel: 212-765-2330
			Attn: Karen Kaplan, Sheila RoachFAX: 212-765-2372
			250 West 57th Street,Suite 1502
			New York, NY 10019

U2			Attn: The Edge, Bono, Adam Clayton, and/or Larry Mullen
			c/o Principle Management
			(see above listing)

Negativland		1920 Monument Boulevard, MF-1	FAX 510-420-0469
			Concord, California 94520


OK so even if you don't know what all this is about, wouldn't it be fun
for these people to get unrelated faxes from all over the country?
Head over to your friendly neighborhood Kinko's and make a fax. It's cheap,
it's painless, and it's the discordian thing to do...
-- 
 . _____________________________
/:|____________________/__/__:_=| Chapman Stick		Chuck Ivy
\:|___________________/__/___:_=| White Oak #240	cei@po.cwru.edu
                       ++
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Simple Simon
Followup-To: alt.aeffle.und.pferdle,alt.test
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 14:40:57 GMT

 sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth) writes:
>>>   Well, does Bill Clinton count as a sign of the apocalypse?? Or is he the
>>>   third evil leader that Nostradamus wrote about?
>>>

>Good one!
>What's this 'omega' stuff, anyway??
>
>Simon

This is the man/thing that posted an exuberant article on Nov 3 to the
effect of

BUSH WINS

THE LIBERAL MEDIA HAS EGG ON ITS FACE



kool article, right????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LOSER

LOSER

LOSER

LOSER

LOSER
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: stame@emunix.emich.edu (Stewart Tame)
Subject: Re: Casey (oh f**k) Kasem
Organization: Eastern Michigan University
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 16:13:44 GMT

In article <bsholly.29sk@terapin.com> bsholly@terapin.com (Brian Sholly) writes:
>>Negativland released a single entitled "I still haven't found what I'm looking
>>for" which was banned after a lawsuit from Island records.  Supposedly, if
>>Casey Kasem gives it the OK, it can be reissued once again.  So if anyone is
>
>Actually, the single is U2 (Thats the letter U and the numeral 2).  And I doubt
>Casey Kasem's OK could do anything to get the single re-released, the lawsuit
>was with U2 and Island.  I think they got the rights to it too so they'd be the
>ones that have the final say so.

Actually, according to U2, or at least the Edge anyway, they've no problems
with giving control of the single back to Negativland.  Island sued without
bothering to talk to U2 and when they finally told them, U2 said, "Well,
gee, it's kind of a fun record actually.  We have no problems with it."
But since Island had already invested money in research for the suit they
went ahead anyway so they could recoup their legal costs (as if they'd
*miss* them.)  The only real obstacle is Casey Kasem threatening a lawsuit
if Negativland releases the single again.  Or so I read in _The Letter U
and the Numeral 2_ anyway, the latest release from Negativland.  It's worth
buying.  A big magazine detailing their legal battles to date and a 30
minute CD from their radio program dealing with copyright problems in
art.

	-- Stewart "would kill for a copy of the U2 single" Tame

****************************************************************************
 I understand it's obligatory to mention Kibo somewhere in one's postings.
****************************************************************************
		Email:  stame@emunix.emich.edu
****************************************************************************
Disclaimer:  Not only do my opinions represent those of Eastern Michigan
University, but also those of Dan Quayle, Richard Nixon, Frank Zappa,
Pee-wee Herman, Bart Simpson, Tipper Gore, Murphy Brown, Maggie Thatcher,
and the Easter Bunny.
Newsgroups: alt.prose,alt.prose.d
From: rmr@annexia.esd.sgi.com (Robert M. Reimann)
Subject: 3-Word Story Game (11/18/92)
Organization: Technical Publications, Silicon Graphics, Inc.
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 00:11:49 GMT

I tried to start up the 3-word game a few weeks back;
here's my second attempt.  The more people who participate,
the more fun it is!

---

People who have been reading the alt.prose.* groups
for a while will remember the three word story game
started by Sho Kuwamoto.  I think it would be fun to
start this game up again.  Below are the rules of the
game, along with the words for this week.

Note: subsequent announcements of new words will only
      appear in alt.prose.d.  I will try to do these
      on a weekly basis.

---

The words are:  health,  pout,  harness 

---

Rules:

  * Write a short story of any style or genre using the
    three words listed above.

  * You may use any reasonable variant of the words given.
    You may conjugate verbs, pluralize nouns, etc.  You may
    change "escape" to "escaping," but not to "inescapable."

  * You may not post your story until 12:00am tomorrow
    Pacific time, which is 3:00am Eastern, and 0800 UTC
    (Grenwich mean time).  This is to give people a chance
    to come up with their own story idea before reading
    efforts by other people.  If you don't get around to
    writing your story by then, feel free to post anyway!
    All it means is that you will have to avoid the stories
    in alt.prose yourself.

  * Please keep the subject line intact.  I've set followups
    to alt.prose, so all you have to do is Followup this
    article.  Reasons:

      + People who don't care can kill the articles easily.

      + People who want to post stories will be able to
        avoid reading other people's stories until they have
        written their own versions.

    If you want to title your story, title it in the body of
    your article, like this:

    Subject: Re: Three Word Story Game (11/18/92)
    ...
		Intestine Sandwich a la Mode
		     by Audrey Hepburn

        It was a dark and stormy night...


  * Have fun!

---

			Robert.
			rmr@sgi.com
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: alt.prose
Subject: Re: 3-Word Story Game (11/18/92)
Date: 19 Nov 1992 02:21:45 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

"But the Surgeon General has determined," pout-she, "that
broadswords can be harmful to one's h-"

Tuk th' haid en hung it on me harniss.

c
Newsgroups: alt.prose
From: ibinsha@mcl.ucsb.edu (sharob Brown)
Newsgroups: alt.prose
Subject: HeadStrong Understanding
Summary: WRITE
Keywords: READ/THINK
Date: 22 Nov 92 23:09:29 GMT


                        this is the day of irreversible
			silence, so they rise the silent souls they rise in       	complete solidarity.  Listen to the vigorous thoughts of the individual.   Begin, Look into the Dragon's eyes again as you travel here on earth without a friend.  We wonder why no-one wants to here the true, the knew, the new.              TRAPPED on earth with a picture painted my view. Enough to be together in the worst hours of my life, the pain to understand another when they have lived another life.  Check one, 
			4
			ch check two and once again itsa wonderful world if we would all be listening.  Connect and not preach in a subtle mind, give me not game for I have not the time.  I do as I see yet others can not You may feel cold while I feel hot.  The sun set and the boredom gets you down down down as the nature of you soul commits to survival without sound..... Manimal being is Womanimal       				aussi if you dont believe at this time you will one day see.  the latter, the leader, the language it fails, abrubt in i


ts essence and burried it tales.  the letter is open so I must pro long the effort I send  t to you is pure a message of wisdom and life without fear.




			Reply to ibinsha@mcl.ucsb.edu

			I got a million of 'em.
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: 3-Word Story Game (11/18/92)
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 15:46:04 GMT

"Can you believe it?" Hunter grumbled to his assistant.  "We give them this
new technology.  If we can harness its potential, we tell them, we can spread
peace and health across the world.  And what do they do with it?"  He sighed,
his lips forming into a pout.

Ward shrugged, then checked his watch.  "Well, the next batch should be ready
soon.  You want to go get it?  I'll start putting some more in the feeder."

Hunter sighed and nodded.  He went to the "oven", as they called it, although
it didn't really produce heat.  Opening the door, he lifted the blocks of gold
one by one and put them on the cart.  Ward was dropping chunks of lead into the
feeder up a few feet away.

When the cart was full, he closed the oven door.  Automatically, the cart
started up and disappeared along the track into a hole in the wall.  Not for
the first time, Hunter considered jumping into the cart instead of the gold,
but they had been warned that the intense heat the gold was subjected to in
processing would surely be fatal for them.  In a few months he'd probably be
ready to do it, just to make things inconvenient for them, if nothing else.

"I wish they'd let us out of here sometime," he said.

Ward sighed.  "You think we'd ever be safe if anyone found out about this?
Heck, if anyone even suspected how much gold was in here, the economy would
nosedive and civilization as we know it would collapse."

Hunter nodded.  "But if we could just tell the government what was going on!"

"Do you want tenure, or not?"  Hunter had no answer to that, and they went
back to waiting for the process to complete.

--
---Alfvaen(Looking for "October's Baby")
"Lucille was secretly thrilled when Norman sucked her toaster."
   ---B. Kliban
Current Album--The Adventures
Current Read--Karen Wehrstein:Lion's Heart
Newsgroups: alt.prose
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: TB: CSHL
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 01:17:34 GMT

Obviously a student of P.J. O'Rourke.

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: alt.prose