HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 11:31:37 EDT
From: <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Pearl Harbour (was Re:Agnostics and Athiests)
 <1992Sep7.200406.49637@ccvax.ucd.ie>

In article <1992Sep7.200406.49637@ccvax.ucd.ie>, wboatclb@ccvax.ucd.ie says:
>
>In article <1992Sep6.185842.182694@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, gtr0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
>(GLEN TORLEIF RYEN) writes:
>
>>     Over?!?  Nothing is over until we say it is!  Was it over when the      s
>German
>> bombed Pearl Harbor?
>>
>>                                 John Belushi (RIP)
>
>I think the Japanese deserve the credit here.
>
>- Rob.

That's the point.  The speech is a classic from Animal House.

My other favourite line:

    "Seven years of college down the drain..."

Or:

    "You fucked up, kid.  You trusted us."




Hans C. Masing | HCM100@PSUVM.psu.edu  | Penn State University MIS Dept |

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is
"God is crying."  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to
tell him is "Probably because of something you did."  - Jack Handey
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: webdw@cbnews.cb.att.com (bruce.d.woods)
Subject: Campaign Slogan
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 18:31:05 GMT


New Hampshire Democrats just nominated a very liberal
woman named Deborah "Arnie" Arneson.  She campaigned on two
primary planks:  introduction of a large, state income tax (NH
has none);  unrestricted abortions.

Her campaign slogan in the general election is:
"If they get born, tax 'em to death!"
From: andra@cs.widener.edu (Robert Andracsek)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A Religious View of Life
Date: 12 Sep 1992 13:13:30 -0400
Organization: Widener University CS Department, Chester PA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: maggie.cs.widener.edu

(hope that works...)

[stuff about poor, uninformed frosh deleted]

On this note, I believe I can put this call out again...

I tried this last spring, but response was low, so I'm trying again...

I am looking for:
  ftp sites (anonymous) which have humor lists/collections/etc. and
what is there...
  people who have lists/collections/.ect. and who wouldn't mind being
a reference point to which people can ask for these lists (hey, I
ain't an english major... I speak american... :).  Be prepared for
many requests if you put yourself in this categodry...
  Any other possible locations of humor lists/collections/etc. and
what is there...

Hopefully I'll get enough response to put out the FRL again sometime
in the next few days...

c-ya...



-- 
|R. Andracsek  |  andra@cs.widener.edu  |  Voice (215)447-0412  
|    "I want that appliance from hell
|        OFF of my desk!"  - Mac, Night Court
From: gary@concave.cs.wits.ac.za (Gary Taylor)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Quote by Woody Allen
Date: 11 Sep 92 06:29:16 GMT
Article-I.D.: shannon.1992Sep11.062916.18613
Organization: Wits Univ. Computer Science Dept.


My brain: it's my second favourite organ.
  - Woody Allen


Ain't that the truth.
From: cm182s182@pdrome.UUCP (Clayton Miner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Date: 11 Sep 92 23:18:12 GMT
Organization: The PowerDrome BBS [(716)825-3614 CNet]
X-BBS-Software: EXCELSIOR! v0.960

Pedro Martins,
 
   An oxymoron is a phrase that contains a concept that is considered mutually 
exclusive and usually humorous, such as 
 
     Military Intelligence
     Jumbo Shrimp
     and my favourite....Hot Water Heater
 
Skeksis - Let me get this straight.  I'm driving a 91 Geo and he's driving a 
'93 Vette and you want me to drag?  What are you, some kind of optimist?
From: samhain@cis.ksu.edu (Joseph W Graham)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: smilies
Date: 15 Sep 92 18:28:23 GMT
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: cygnus.cis.ksu.edu
Summary: smilies
Keywords: smilies

Greetings all.  I am in need of the smiley dictionary.  A friend of mine asked
for this, and unfortunately I do not have it.  So, if anyone could post it, or
preferably mail it to me, I would be very grateful.  Thanks much!

--Joseph

               joseffg@matt.ksu.ksu.edu || samhain@cygnus.cis.ksu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: torresce@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Carlos E. Torres)
Subject: Re: Dark is Faster than Light
Organization: Clarkson University
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 17:24:54 GMT

shaig@Think.COM (Shai Guday) writes:

>BZZZT*DING* Wrong!
>For a simple prrof that dark is faster than light,
>hide in a closet and close the door.  Now slowly
>open the door.  If you observed closely you could see
>the light come in as you opened the door.  Did you
>see the dark go out? No!  Ipso facto dark is faster
>than light.

BZZT!  Ding!  Pow!  Bamm!  Boom!  (I feel like I'm part of the old Adam West
Batman series):
	How can darkness be faster than light when it is simply the absence of
light?  Darkness is related to light and is not another phenomena!
But...this is rec.humor, so maybe darkwing took the darkness and deposited it
in dark water (I think I'm watching too much cartoons)  :)
		Mystic

In order to graduate from college, I had to answer the question "What is the 
the Universe?  And give two examples."  As a result, I can see t
								 h
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								   n  s
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							       .won
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)
Date: 3 Sep 92 22:03:17 GMT
Organization: gte

In article <1992Aug28.164326.18511@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com>, marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
> 
> "Jesus is hanging on the cross and down below at the bottom
> of the hill, Peter is mourning the loss of their saviour and leader.
> Suddenly he hears a faint voice calling to him..."Peter....Peter"
> and he turns and starts to run up the hill toward Jesus on the cross.
> Before he can get to the top the Roman soldiers shew him away and,
> dejected, he goes back down the hill."
> 
> 
> I was exactly referring to filth like this, anyone that can post
> a joke like this, I know that the person has no morals, and is
> willing to do anything to make a hit. I have heard religious jokes
> but this is cynic, calculated and out right blasphomous trying to
> degrade the suffering of Christ. I don't understand how all you
> Christians are just sitting back and allow this kind of stuff.

For Christ's sake already!  It's about time you woke up and figured 
out that *nobody* controls the net.  

How many times have you gotta be told that?

For someone who complains about Polock jokes creating a wrongful 
stereotype, you are sure working hard to demonstrate less than
average intelligence.  

Nobody here allows or disallows anything!  (with the exception of
moderated groups).

You may either participate in rec.humor (and just ignore 99% of 
it is useless, bane, and offensive) or you may get off: there is
not 'control this type of post' option.

And to tell you the truth, the guy who poseted that joke is showing
a much greater understanding of the truth behind the church than 
you will ever possess!

Anyone who thinks that the "Holy Bible" is the un-altered word of
god is an idiot who can't even read the warnings the the bible 
itself provides.

Anyone who thinks that the churches exist today to serve either
the will of god or the people is a blind imbicile.

Yikes! Blasphemy!  Somebody call the net.SYSTEM_OPERATOR, or the
net.police!  (Send them to the net.address below)  Have me arrested!
Have my account closed! Kick my sacreligious butt of the net!

OBJoke: 

For someone who just got done roundly flaming someone for having
a narrow, prejudiced view of people, Mario's opinion that anyone
who doesn't follow his religious beliefs has not morals whatsoever
is *awfully* prejudiced and narrow minded!



-- 
"25 States allow anyone to buy a gun, strap it on, and walk down the street with
no permit of any kind: some say it's crazy.  However, 4 out of 5 US murders are 
committed in the other half of the country: so who is crazy?"   -  Andrew Ford
gtephx!forda@enuucp.eas.asu.edu  OR  !uunet!samsung!romed!enuucp!gtephx!forda
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: HELP:Monty Python scripts sites......
Date: 11 Sep 92 09:51:10 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <tonlun.716122774@Minsk>, tonlun@Minsk.docs.uu.se (Tony Lundstedt) writes:
> Hi U all.
> 
> I'm searching for a site (FTP anonymously) where I can find
> scripts and songs from Monty Python and their wicked world of humor.
> 
> Someone out there in this enormous computerspace knows something about this.
> Please feel free to share your knowledge with me.
> 

They were recently posted on alt.fan.monty-python

> 
> ----------------------------------------------
> Tony Lundstedt, Uppsala Universitet, Sweden
> Dep. Of Computer Science
> 
> 	tonlun@Minsk.DoCS.UU.Se
> ----------------------------------------------
> 

DAB
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Oral Roberts, Censorship. (was Re: Polack Joke)
Date: 10 Sep 92 01:34:46 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Aug28.111942.2541@mdcbbs.com> hamling@mdcbbs.com (Griff Hamlin III) writes:
||> 
||> Mainly true, however a black rap artist (I forget his name) released an album
||> called "Cop Killer" I think. Or it had a track on the album called "Cop Killer"
||> after great pressure form the LAPD (I beleive it was the LAPD, certainly a
||> police department... I read this a week or two back in a UK music mag). So 
||> thats a first step on the road to censorship. How's about all the anti rock
||> and anti heavy metal stickers that had to be put on US records by bands like
||> WASP and SLAYER etc. Just increased sales rather than put people of buying it.
|
|For all those interested, the artist was Ice-T and his band Body Count. He
|released the song Cop Killer on his recent album. Oddly enough the album was
|out for a few months before anyone noticed with moderate to low sales. Once
|a police force in Texas somewhere started trying the ban it, the LAPD stepped
|in as well and the album sales skyrocketed. Ice-T defended the album but
|eventually requested that the song be pulled from future presses due
|to personal threats against him and his family.
 
I saw a european release of this album in a used record store which contained
"Cop Killer".  It was at a used CD store and was selling for $40, approx.
four times it's original price.

On a similar note I recently posted some lyrics to rec.music.misc, but since
rec.humor seems to be made up of political discussions about Bush or
Clinton, gun control, bigotry, and censorship discussion I'll summarize it
here as well.

The lyrics contained the words "I don't care who I hurt, I don't care
who I do wrong" and goes on to tell how you can tell where he's been in
the city from the gas bombs he has thrown".  Who is this rapper that
is advocating torching the neighborhood?  It's Peter Gabrial from "Lamb
Lies Down on Broadway", released in 1975.

-- 
+==========================================================================+
| John Fereira     | Auspex Systems | "Auspex does not share my opinions.  |
| johnf@auspex.com | Santa Clara CA |  So Why am I still working here?"    |
+==========================================================================+
From: jdare@math.rutgers.edu (james dare)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Date: 12 Sep 92 02:53:28 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <1992Sep10.182529.23871@rtsg.mot.com> schy@rtsg.mot.com (Michael A. Schy) writes:
>In article <1992Sep10.001958.14093@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> wes@ian.stx.com (John S.) writes:
>>Those familiar with stock car racing know of a driver named 
>>Dick Trickle. (sp.) It's amazing to here the announcers pronounce
>>his name with nary a chuckle. 
>How about the Detriot Lions' Harry Colon.  He must
>hate his parents.

I once worked with an older fellow whose name was Dick Smith.  We
often wondered if he had ever had a job where he manufactured dildoes.
 

                       JIM DARE :  jdare@math.rutgers.edu
A socialist, anti-family [putz] encouraging women to leave their husbands, kill
their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

               ("I just can't get these damn wrists to bleed!")
               (                         --Alice Cooper       )
               (%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%)
               (           Gibby Haynes for President!        )
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tweaver@hobbes.kzoo.edu (Tim Weaver)
Subject: Re: Speed of dark
Organization: Kalamazoo College
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 16:04:44 GMT

>>In article<1992Sep8.192524.6108@seas.gwu.edu> ahmad@seas.gwu.edu (Aftab Ahmad)
>> writes:
>>>      Read it in a comics book.
>>>Speed of light is 186000 miles/sec. The speed of darkness cannot be measured.
>>
>>Well, since light and dark are opposites, and in number theory to some
>>opposite means negative whil to others it means reciprocal
>>
>>the speed of darkness is obviously -1/186000 miles per second.
> WRONG !!!
> The speed of dark is 0 m.p.s. !!! You see, dark is nothing, it's merely
> the absence of light, it does not move, it simply exists until it is
> obliterate by the presence of light, only to return when this same light
> leaves.
Yeah sure, give me a break.  Haven't you ever heard the expression darkness
falls?  If darkness is nothing then it has no mass, and if it has no mass,
then it has no weight and if it has no weight, it can't fall and yet we
already know that darkness falls.  Therefore, darkness can't be nothing.

If you still have a problem with this, you can prove it for yourself.  Find
a real dark basement at night preferably in the country so as to minimize 
noise(this actually works best in a cave).  Block all the windows to reduce
any residual light from street lights, stars, full moons.  Wear ear plugs
to reduce residual noise.  The purpose of this is to block out all distracting
senses.  Once this is done, just stand quietly for about 15 minutes and you
will be able to feel the darkness pressing in on you.  This is dark pressure
and proves the existance of darkness.  You know if you'd been reading
this from the beginning you would have seen the darkon theory and all of
this would be obvious to you.
-- 
|Timothy E. Weaver           | Kalamazoo College  |  (616) 337-7323        |
|Database Programmer/Analyst | 1200 Academy       | These are MY opinions! |
|email:  tweaver@kzoo.edu    | Kalamazoo MI 49006 | Mine!!  Mine!!  Mine!! |
+----------------------------+--------------------+------------------------+
From: pgh@cs.strath.ac.uk (Pete Hendry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Offensive joke
Date: 14 Sep 92 15:11:59 GMT
Organization: Comp. Sci. Dept., Strathclyde Univ., Glasgow, Scotland.
Originator: pgh@kelvin-01

A little girl walks into her parents' bedroom and sees her dad standing
naked. She points at his penis and says "daddy, what's that dangly thing
between your legs?". The dad replies "that's a penis dear". She then asks
"when will I get one of those between my legs?" to which he replies
"as soon as your mother goes to work"!

Xref: sparky rec.humor:28708 alt.folklore.computers:14027
From: beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 15 Sep 92 19:48:03 GMT
Organization: Institut de recherche d'Hydro-Quebec, Varennes, Canada

In article <MS3JTRG@taronga.com> peter@taronga.com (Peter da Silva) writes:
>Hibberts Law #14:
>
>	When two technologies are competing for the marketplace,
>	the inferior one always succeeds.
>
>-- 
>                                                                `-_-'
>                         Have you hugged your wolf today?        'U`
>
>Peter da Silva, Taronga Park BBS, Houston, TX  +1 713 568 0480/1032
>-- 
>Proof: VHS vs Beta, MS-DOS vs anything, ...
Proof: the 8080.  In the 1970's, Intel and a competitor presented a
microprocessor to US army.  US army selected the best one.  Then, Intel
said : we lost the contest, so let's market it.  And this gave the 8088
(and IBM PC).



-- 
  \_\    Denis Beauregard  *  internet:beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca
 /   \   Genealogiste officiel : Beauregard/Jarret/Jarest/Vincent
J   __>  Un Quebec renouvele dans une Amerique renovee
\_.-===                                                  Opinions ? Et pis non !
From: ech@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: another chatup line
Date: 11 Sep 92 18:47:20 -0300
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

A line a friend(?) of mine claimed he used:

HE:  So, you wanna go for a pizza and a fuck?

SHE:  I BEG YOUR PARDON???

HE:  What, you don't like pizza?


ed
From: mlemmerm@nl.oracle.com (Mick Lemmerman Publisher)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Dark is Faster than Light
Date: 15 Sep 92 14:41:22 GMT
Reply-To: mlemmerm@oracle.nl (Mick Lemmerman Publisher)
Organization: Oracle Europe

<mauax@warwick.ac.uk (Brazil) writes:

<<<Well, since light and dark are opposites, and in number theory to some
<<<opposite means negative whil to others it means reciprocal

<<<the speed of darkness is obviously -1/186000 miles per second.

<<Actually the speed of darkness is 186000 miles per second so obviously light
<<and darkness are one and the same.

<BZZZT*DING* Wrong!
<For a simple prrof that dark is faster than light,
<hide in a closet and close the door.  Now slowly
<open the door.  If you observed closely you could see
<the light come in as you opened the door.  Did you
<see the dark go out? No!  Ipso facto dark is faster
<than light.

I don't think so! According to Schrodinger, we can't be sure if you exist
or not while you're in the closet. If you don't exist, how can you
watch the light come in, or the darkness go out? Your proof is very bogus.
From: blade@kulgan.Eng.Sun.COM (Blade Doyle)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Dark is Faster than Light
Date: 10 Sep 1992 22:00:00 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Distribution: world
Reply-To: blade@kulgan.Eng.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: kulgan

>No, everybody has it wrong!  There is no such thing as light, only dark.
>Dark is made up of heavy little paricles called darktrons.  What we refer
>to as "light" is simply the absence of dark.  What you call "lights" is
>a euphemism for "darktron absorbers."  When "lights" are "on", then they
>are absorbing darktrons in the room.  That's why when you open a door to
>a dark room there is a linear lightish path to the nearest darktron absorber.


Hmm, sounds to me like 
	"Dark deception kill the light!" (Metallica)

_________
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| \ : / |     "Hell is a place on earth"
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|  /:\  |
| / : \ |
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From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 21:25:17 GMT

>>>I dare you to cross post this to soc.culture.usa
>>Hah Ha Ha ha, get it! get it!  soc.culture.usa !!!!
>>get it yet!
>>               culture in the US of A, ha ha ha what a joke!!!!
>>This is Hilarious
>
>They've got lots of culture in the US of A. Like Rocky, Rambo, Termnator,
>McDonalds, Burger King, ..... Need I continue?
>>>Joe
>>-ara
>kch
>     .sig space for rent. Call karl@diku.dk
don't forget tele-evangelists
-ara (again)


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: lederman@taney.uscghq.uscg.mil
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Groucho Marx?!
Date: 4 Sep 92 18:49:41 EST
Organization: United States Coast Guard

>>My favorite Groucho quote came from YBYL, when he had a housewife on who
>>said she had seven children.  Groucho said, "Seven?  That many?"  She
>>blushed, and said, "Well, I love my husband."  Groucho came back with,
>>"I love my cigar, too, but I take it out once in a while."

    I hate to burst your bubble, but Groucho never said this.  It
 was recently confirmed by the producers of the TV show.  He did
 ad-lib a lot, and the raw film did have to be edited down a bit
 before broadcast, but this wasn't one of his.

    Groucho wrote several books, plus there was a collection of
 his letters to other luminaries published.  It's called "The
 Groucho Letters" Library of Congress Catalog Number 67-12921, and
 was published in paperback by Manor Books.  That and others of
 his books should still be in print.  I suggest those as sources.
From: jim.heil@cutting.hou.tx.us (Jim Heil) 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Lawyer jokes needed!!!!!!
Date: 11 Sep 92 15:51:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: The Cutting Edge - Houston, TX - 713-466-1525
Reply-To: jim.heil@cutting.hou.tx.us (Jim Heil) 


DFP>    Help my G.P.A.......
DFP>    My law prof. offered to up anyone's grade a whole
DFP>    letter if they could bring in just one joke that
DFP>    makes lawyers look good.  Please e-mail me any that
DFP>    you can think of and I'll post a list of all the
DFP>    good ones.
DFP>--

What's worse: a car full of politicians falling off of a bridge or a
car full of lawyers???
---
 . OLX 2.2 . Come in peace, shoot to kill.
From: chak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Matthew William Somers)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Lame jokes...
Date: 8 Sep 92 21:02:21 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center


    I really need some lame jokes.  I posted before, but only got two
responses.  An example of a lame joke is:

              Did you hear the joke about the bed?

              oh, forget it, it hasn't been made yet.


            Please send your bad jokes to
                                          chak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
From: I.Rutson@bradford.ac.uk (Ian Rutson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lame jokes...
Date: 9 Sep 92 20:21:06 GMT
Organization: University of Bradford, UK
Originator: 91722908@muser

mbuc1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Matthew Richard     Buchanan       ) writes:


>what's white and blue and sits in a tree??



>a fridge wearing a denim jacket.

C'mon get the joke right!

What's white and climbs trees?

A fridge, I lied about the trees.

What's white and blue and climbs trees?

A fridge in a denim jacket, I'm still lying about the trees.


-- 
Ian Rutson                      |     ___     Meet Ozzie the Owl,
2nd Year Electronic Engineering |    <*,->
University of Bradford, England |    [`-']    He's got his beady eye on YOU!
i.rutson@bradford.ac.uk         |    -"-"-
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rdperlm@PacBell.COM (Richard Perlman)
Subject: Re: POLITICALLY CORRECT DOUBLE SPEAK????
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Pacific Bell - Financial Management
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 19:32:23 GMT

In article <1992Sep4.171522.1@orca.alaska.edu>, sxjwg@orca.alaska.edu
wrote:
> 
> Anyone heard of any "politically correct" phrases during this election.
> 

I think it was Jack Kemp in his speech to the republican convention who
spoke of reducing taxes on the poor, the middle class and the "generation
of capital".  I assume that's GOP double speak for "don't tax the rich."


"There are very few accomplishments of any value that can be gained without
 practice, and that which takes the least time to learn is usually the
least
 valuable when learned." -The Eagle Bicycle Co. Catalog, 1890
Richard Perlman   |*|  perl@pbseps.sf180.pacbell.com  |*|  (415) 545-0233
From: karl@diku.dk (Karl-Christian Hansen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Date: 8 Sep 92 12:39:26 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, U of Copenhagen

ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:
>>>>I dare you to cross post this to soc.culture.usa
>>>Hah Ha Ha ha, get it! get it!  soc.culture.usa !!!!
>>>get it yet!
>>>               culture in the US of A, ha ha ha what a joke!!!!
>>>This is Hilarious
>>
>>They've got lots of culture in the US of A. Like Rocky, Rambo, Termnator,
>>McDonalds, Burger King, ..... Need I continue?
>>>>Joe
>>>-ara
>>kch
>>     .sig space for rent. Call karl@diku.dk
>don't forget tele-evangelists

Yeah.

Q: How many TV evangelists does it take to screw in a light bulp?
A: None. They don't screw in light bulps, they screw in motel rooms!


>-ara (again)

kch (once more)

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