HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Subject: Re: Administrata or Another Flame From greg or Short Shameful Confession
Organization: Computing Something Division
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 01:02:24 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.142455.2104@Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak) writes:
>
>--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu
>
>        "greg came here for doughnuts and the zoo. "

And madison.  And the rentacops killing the shoplifter at the store across
the street.  And, of course, red wine on my carpeting.

-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Bonzo Haiku
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 92 13:16:00 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

softly brushed your lips
fur-tongued horror of a kiss
essence of giraffe
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| lord snooty @the giant | Free Tibet                                      |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE COMPLETE CHRISTIAN DICTIONARY
Date: 2 Sep 1992 23:40:19 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

In article <d9kn_vj.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>damn		-> darn
...
>tortoiseshell	-> tortoisesheck	

shitepoke	-> shootepoke


5150
i'm on a very bad run
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28007 alt.fan.dan-quayle:3154
From: system@korova.uucp (razorback)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: A fantasy
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 20:16:00 CDT
Organization: VHF void tube of the mind (713) 492-2783

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

> At the risk of sounding too HunterSThompson-esque, i have this sudden
> craving to ingest massive quanitities of hallucinogens, stimulants, and
> liquor, and then bungee jump naked into the middle of the republican 
> national convention floor, preferably during Quayles speech tonight.
> 
> Hows that for family values?
> 
> 


i personally have always wanted to paint my body in a psychodelic 
american flag motif and streak naked through the white house grunting the 
star spangled banner...

but then again, we all get a little bored sometimes, eh?

squid

--
              VHF void tube of the mind (713) 492-2783
        "where you can find the Zeta Greys SAFEWAYING themselves
                into the WONDERBREAD *heart* of America!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Zed <zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: postcards, ideally of hurricane devastation
Reply-To: zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
Organization: Liars for Truth
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 17:18:36 GMT

This Friday I leave for Florida for two weeks. Standard rules: you
want a postcard, send me your postal address and you might get one.

-- 
 "A falling dream is a wonderful dream, one of the best dreams one can have.
                           Where did you fall to, and what did you discover?"
zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
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From: rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.config,rec.humor
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap/bush
Date: 2 Sep 92 17:41:12 +0200
Organization: University of Cape Town

[much deleted]

> alt.politics.bush	love bush

Whose bush?
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From: spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Travaglia)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 1 Sep 92 10:34:44 +1200
X-From: bramble@bcarhab.bnr.ca (Daniel Zlatin)
X-Newsgroups: rec.humor
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.humor

X-Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.0-1 14/11/90 VAX/VMS V5.4; site waikato.ac.nz
X-Date: 31 Aug 92 21:16:00 GMT
X-Sender: news@bnr-rsc.UUCP
X-Organization: Bell-Northern Research

In article <1992Aug31.173736.13825@linus.mitre.org>, m23401@mitre.org writes:
>Why didn't Jesus get into medical school?
>
>He got nailed on his boards.

Why was Jesus a bad hockey player...
He always got nailed TO the boards.

-- 
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From: brad@baby.viewlogic.com (Bradford Kellogg)
Subject: Re: toast
Originator: brad@baby
Organization: Viewlogic Systems, Inc.
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 23:15:40 GMT


In article <gunnarh.37@dhhalden.no>, gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
|> In article <1992Aug31.204343.27396@cs.cornell.edu> csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
|> 
|>>>>>>)>>>>>>>>>Currants.
|>>>>>>)>>>>>>>>Currency.
|>>>>>>)>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
|>>>>>>)>>>>>>Coxswain.
|>>>>>>)>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
|>>>>>>)>>>>Circadian Rythym
|>>>>>>)>>>Camelopardis.
|>>>>>>)>>Cadaverine.
|>>>>>>)>Cahiers du Cinema.
|>>>>>>)Cacoethes Scribendi.
|>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
|>>>>>Minimal Inanity.
|>>>>Trivial Inadequacy.
|>>>Awesome Stupidity.
|>>Silent Lucidity
|>Lucid Solicity
Putrid Liquidity
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From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: THE FULL GLORY OF THE GENTILER SEX
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 16:09:35 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.feminism


siting in the back room having two old asian women giving you a bikini waxing

metermaids

clothing sales


-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
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From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Wash That Bohemian
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 23:02:17 GMT

plord@pioneer.uspto.gov (Paul Lord) writes:
>kludge puns:
>>>|> >>Angst you glad you use Dali?
>>>|> >Klee, Seurat, Seurat.
>>>|> You've got nothing, Toulouse.
>>>Donatella me. I don't want to know.
>>With puns like this, you could make Monet as a stand-up.
>I'd rather be a roadie; you should see my Van Gogh when you step on Degas.
Gaughin knotted you stupid iriots.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: anb1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (ANDREW N. BRIMER)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What talk.bizarre is about
Date: 2 Sep 92 19:29:49 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <TOMF.92Sep1200452@ai.bunny.gte.com>, tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawc
ett) writes:
>
>I recently came across a paragraph that describes talk.bizarre pretty well:
>
>       Sometimes the goals and the rules governing an activity are
>       invented, or negotiated on the spot.  The goal of such
>       [activities] emerges by trial and error, and is rarely made
>       explicit; often it remains below the participants' level of
>       awareness.  Yet it is clear that these activities develop
>       their own rules and that those who take part have a clear idea
>       of what constitutes a successful "move," and of who is doing
>       well.  In many ways this is the pattern of a good jazz band,
>       or any improvisational group.  Scholars or debaters obtain
>       similar satisfaction when the "moves" in their arguments mesh
>       smoothly, and produce the desired effect.
>
>...IN BED!
>
>-Tom
>

Condensing your definition to two words: Constructive? Anarchy.

Andy
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From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 09:10:52 GMT

In article <1992Aug28.065727.6878@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
>fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>] 
>] $5 Canadian to the first to say "Must be that time of the month"
>] 
>
>$50 to anyone who can convince me that gypsy, 
>upon reading this, has not at least CONSIDERED
>finding carasso, taking him to ben's house,
>piking carasso up by his ankles, and beating
>ben to death with him.

as a matter of fact, i had something much more
colorful in mind for him.

m

gotta recycle those used tampons somehow
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: short classical confession
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 16:58:27 GMT
Keywords: rossini

Whenever I hear Rossini's "William Tell Overture," my mind says:

"Hi, ho, Silver, away!"

during the opening bars.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: melex@jetgirl (Blue Wild Beyond)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GERMAN CLASS
Date: 27 Aug 92 15:49:31 GMT
Organization: Bloomsbury Computing Consortium


>>> [...] deleted.


All we want to know is:
 How often does Roger shave his PITS and LEGS ?

(m). 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael A. Rigler)
Subject: Re: Buttermilk and Coffee
Organization: Surf Geek Agogo
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 19:07:16 GMT

matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:
>
>But have you ever read a tb article that caused your seminal vesicles to
>contract powerfully? 

Only once, actually:  while I was reading the original RICHH "buttharp" 
article.

That was one of the first articles I read in this newsgroup, and I've 
been hanging around with lover's nuts ever since...

Rigler
--
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From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: WAR CHANT
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 08:48:49 GMT

In article <BtM11D.JLr@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy) writes:
>WE'RE FIERCE!  WE'RE FEMININE!  AND WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!

in your wet dreams, college boy.

now, bend over and spread 'em.  you just
earned the BAT.

m

i prefer wood to aluminum; more splinters, you know.
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Potatoe
Date: 1 Sep 92 17:36:40 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil's message of 1 Sep 92 15:29:52 GMT


> >Subject: BUSH BARABRA QUESTOIN
>                ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^
> 
> HAW HAW HAW
> I GET IT!@#
> 
> DAN QUAYLE CANT SPELL!!@!@@
> 
> I GET IT !!@!@@!
> 
> HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.


You know, this joke just never gets old.
Every time I read it I slap my knee and laugh HAW HAW HAW and 
drool into the keyboard.

Keep it up.

-Tom
"potatoe" HAW HAW HAW i kill me.
From: rdc@netcom.com (PATSYMAN)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ISNA Convention
Date: 3 Sep 92 21:03:13 GMT
Organization: SOCIETY TO LOVE ALL SOCIETIES



IN SOC.CULTURE.PAKISTAN,SOC.CULTURE.BANGLADESH,SOC.CULTURE.TURKISH,SOC.CULTURE.ARABIC,SOC.CULTURE.AFGHANISTAN,SOC.CULTURE.ASEAN,SOC.CULUTRE.AFRICAN,SOC.CULTURE.AFRICAN,SOC.CULTURE.LEBANON,SOC.CULTURE.AFRICAN-AMERICAN,SOC.CULTURE.IRANIA minhaszt@ucunix.san.uc.edu (Zafar T Minhas) writes:
)
)to any and all readers of this message. on labor day weekend will be
)the 25th annual Islamic Society of North America (ISNA)

I LOVE ALL PEOPLE!!!  I WANT TO GO!!!


)it will as usual be discussing various issues that affect muslims both
)in america and canada as well as the rest of the world. some of the
)hot topics that will be discuss will the formation of the newly
)independant republics, the drought in somalia, and the massacre in
)bosnia.

I LOVE TALKING TO PEOPLE ON THESE SUBJECTS!  I SAY "LETS DO GOOD!"
LET'S DO WHAT WE BELIEVE IN!  I SAY PEACE!  I SAY NO MORE DROUGHTS!  I
LOVE WATER!  I DO NOT LOVE DROUGHTS!  WATER!  GO WATER!  BOO MASSACRES!
YEA INDEPENDENT REPUBLICS!  YEA ETHNIC CLEANSING!  YEA! YEA! YEA!
I LOVE ALL CLEANSING!  REMEMBER BEHIND THE EARS!! :):)

I LOVE ALL PEOPLE!

PATSY

P.S. I LOVE YOU.

-- 
--
cj gypsy
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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: please continue
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 16:53:25 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.162600.13002@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
>The summer of 2216 was dark and dreary.  The earth hadn't revolved in days,
>I could barely make out the government building thru the radioactive haze.
>A few yards to the east, the unending sunshine had set several trees ablaze.
A lone man walked across the bleak landscape, face blistered by the awful rays.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: Wow, this is great
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 21:08:29 GMT

In article <1992Aug26.152157.12279@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
*Your pathetic followups are what encourages the newbies in their
*idea that crap is ok on t.b.

Pot.  Kettle.  Bang.


Mark "Like I said...might" Lippert
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Talk Bizarre Code of Practice (was: Anita Hill)
Date: 27 Aug 92 10:22:50 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <1992Aug26.160830.20431@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

#  Alt.politics.fascism is down the hall to your left.

To his left, perhaps, and to your left, and to the left of Atilla the
Hun, but to everybody else's right. 

# cmon, man, post somthing original, bizarre, witty, etc. or FUCK OFF.

OH PLEASE. This is talk.bizarre.

-- Ken "Do you think if I were original, bizarre or witty I'd be sitting
   HERE posting THIS?" Johnson




p.s.  Now Fuck Off [TM].


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: VIETNAMESE FAMILY FEUD!!!
Date: 30 Aug 92 23:03:10 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,soc.culture.vietnamese
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.


		 WELCOME TO VIETNAMESE FAMILY FEUD!!!

TODAY (AS ALWAYS), IT'S THE TRAN'S VERSUS THE NGUYEN'S!!!

LET'S MEET THE TRAN'S OF SOC.CULTURE.VIETNAMESE!!!

Tran Danh
Tran Hieu
Tran Kimv
Tran Le
Tran Liem
Tran Linh
Tran Linh T.
Tran My
Tran Nhan
Tran Nhon Van
Tran Phong
Tran Thao
Tran Van

AND NOW LET'S MEET THE NGUYEN OF SOC.CULTURE.VIETNAMESE!!!

Nguyen  Marianne T.
Nguyen Andy
Nguyen Anh Huu
Nguyen Anthony
Nguyen Bahanh
Nguyen Chau
Nguyen Cuong T.
Nguyen Danny
Nguyen Dien
Nguyen H.
Nguyen H.H.
Nguyen Hao
Nguyen Hao Tu
Nguyen Hungquoc
Nguyen John D.
Nguyen Kim-Minh
Nguyen Lam Van
Nguyen Lien
Nguyen Long
Nguyen Nam
Nguyen Nguyet T.
Nguyen P.
Nguyen Phat
Nguyen Phuong
Nguyen Phuong Thanh
Nguyen Son
Nguyen Thang
Nguyen Thanh
Nguyen Thinh
Nguyen Thomas
Nguyen Trudy
Nguyen Tuan
Nguyen Tuan-Loc
Nguyen Tuyet P.
Nguyen Van
Nguyen Viet-Anh V


Announcer: "NOW WE'RE REALLY...TO...PLAY...THE FEUD!!!

-----------------------

Announcer: "100 People Surveyed, Top 5 Answers are on the board.  
	    Name something you go out to eat for."

Nguyen Viet-Anh: "A Dog!"

Announcer: "X.  I'm sorry.  Whon Van Tran you can steal it.  Just name
	    something you go out to eat for?"

Whon Van Tran: "Imperialist Pig?"

Announcer: "I'm sorry.  That's incorrect.  The top 5 answers are:
		5. Gooks.
		4. Nips.
		3. Chinks.
		2. Ities.
		1. Food, Folks, and Fun."


Vietnamese Family Feud is a Merv Van Nguyen Production


(C)opyright 1992 Roger David Carasso

-- 
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hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: elambert@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Eber Lambert)
Subject: Re: Songs Hendrix never recorded
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 21:16:48 GMT

gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:

>In article <1992Aug31.180511.79928@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO) writes:

>>>> >: "My wind cries Mary"
>>>> >"All Along The Shopping Mall"
>>>> "Voodoo Chili"
>>>"Hey Bartholomewe-Jamison"
>>Rutherford B. Haze
>>Hey Skip!
>Purple Face!
Bold as Latex
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Interconnection
X-Xxdate: Tue, 1 Sep 92 20: 59:36 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d7
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 19:53:12 GMT

You know, I didn't think "my friend" (aaaaaccccccckkkkkggghhhh) Steve could
say anything to help me feel better about the signal/shit ratio here.  But I
was wrong.

In article <Btwv1v.Cw9@cs.dal.ca> Steve Franklin, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca
writes:
>                                                             I have no
>qualm with any of the individuals here, but enjoy my posts too much to
>stop (until sep. 14th anyways). Just go with the flow, and ride the tide!
       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Now, don't be a tease.  And golly, it's going to be a long 2 weeks.


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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: My new sig
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 17:30:22 GMT


HEY I GOT A SIG NOW??
AM I KOOL YET?!?!?

--

@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@@!!@!@!@!@

Rob Dobson
God-King
Music Library Drone
rwd4f@poe.acc.virginia.edu

Disclaimer: FUCK YOU ALL

!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!!@

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@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@@!!@!@!@!@

Rob Dobson
God-King
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 01:54:48 GMT

sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:

>I don't mind when people ask me not to smoke.  "Do you mind
>not smoking?  Smoke bothers me."  Fine.  Direct.  To the
>point.  

Rightio then, then you won't mind if I save your life and health by asking,

"Sho please don't ever smoke, just in case a molecule of your smoke may be
carried into my environment." -- "BTW thank you in anticipation." -- must be
polite you know.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: gooley visits North Carolina
Date: 28 Aug 92 18:15:17 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742



Gooley visited North Carolina some time around the end of July/
beginning of August.

I picked him up in Greensboro on a Friday afternoon and instead
of driving to my residence, proceeded to get lost in Greensboro,
then missed my exit in Durham and had to backtrack a bit, and finally
drove into the parking lot of a restaurant in Durham showing the
Olympics Triplecast.  So while a group of us watched the U.S.A.-
pathetic opponent basketball game, gooley shot up in public.

It's all rather vague now, but gooley's visit to the Chapel Hill area
included dinner at a Polish restaurant (not very good), breakfast
at Big Ed's City Market or something like that, it's one of those
places where you get eggs and grits and red-eye gravy for breakfast,
it's in Raleigh, and gooley had brains and grits.  I can't remember
whether we went to Dip's Country Kitchen or not.  I do remember
driving recklessly around the Raleigh area trying to find a Wal-Mart
that stocked a garment rack.

Sunday morning was breakfast at Elmo's, then driving back to Greensboro
so gooley could catch his flight back home.

All in all, there were no displays of hooters, no orgies, no drunkenness
in public, no ingestion of illegal drugs, or any activities that might
be considered bizarre.

Oh yeah, I just remembered what we did Saturday night.  We went to
a Durham Bulls baseball game.  I think they were playing Richmond.
There was a dramatic catch, a player getting thrown out, and the Bulls
had a come-from-behind victory.  Gooley and I discussed early music
and castrati singers.



yong-mi
I did stare a bit at the players' buns
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.newbie,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 30 Aug 92 21:44:00 GMT
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

>)>>>>>>>>>Currants.
>)>>>>>>>>Currency.
>)>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
>)>>>>>>Coxswain.
>)>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
>)>>>>Circadian Rythym
>)>>>Camelopardis.
>)>>Cadaverine.
>)>Cahiers du Cinema.
>)Cacoethes Scribendi.
>Criminal Insanity.
Minimal Inanity.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: Meeting Mr/Mrs. Right
Organization: cheap proddings dept.
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 03:39:13 GMT

In article <64747@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>it is impossible to meet like-minded spirits via t.b

Funny, i feel exactly the same way.  Please contact me by email
so that we can discuss it.

>| lord snooty @the giant | Free Tibet                                      |

It's about the only way i can afford them these days.

AjD
there is nothing like a pointless followup...
except, perhaps, finches.
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