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From: dclayton@bnr.ca (Don Clayton)
Subject: Re: J_baby
Reply-To: dclayton@bnr.ca (Don Clayton)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 18:54:24 GMT

In article <1gnnfiINNin1@spool.mu.edu>, jason@studsys.mscs.mu.edu (Jason Hanson) writes:
|> In article <1992Dec16.144503.5848@oz.plymouth.edu> j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes:
|> >>
|> >>are you kidding? with her mouth, she can't even get herself in bed. why else
|> >>would she act the way she does? she is obviously sexually frustrated.
|> 
|> >Sigh.So puerile and yet such an interestingly small mind this man(?)
|> >has.Hrm.I wonder what ticked him off?Ah well, to paraphrase someone
|> >from this very net, the world may never know, and doesn't really care to. 
|> 
|> I cannot believe that someone who doesn't know to add two spaces after each
|> sentence would have the audacity to accuse someone else of having a small mind.
|> Get a life, ma'am!

I cannot believe that someone who is stupid enough not to know what they are talking
about would have the audacity to accuse someone else of not having a life!

Her post is fine.  It's your reader that has problems.  I've seen this in so many
posts :

>BTW, get a hang of the editor. occasional CR/LF
>once a while can make the reading whole lot easier.

Read my lips.  THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HER POSTER.  Some systems just put a CR,
not a CR and LF, so get a grip and fix your reader!

Dork...

Don Clayton
a.k.a. Admiral Maverick, DM of the Drow
My brain, my thoughts, my words.
"I'm all lost in the Supermarket.  I can no longer shop happily.
 I came in here for the special offer, guaranteed personality."
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From: sherm@phx.mcd.mot.com (cassie)
Subject: Re: J_baby
Organization: Motorola Computer Group, Tempe, Az.
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 22:12:33 GMT

>|> No, dumbfuck, the problem is you!  Why do you suppose that you're the only
>|> dipshit that it looks correct to?  The problem is not that she doesn't have
>|> spacing between sentences vertically, it is that there is no spacing
>|> horizontally.  Look at my quote of your lame flame above.  Note that even an
>|> imbecile like yourself was able to put two spaces after each sentence.  That,
>|> of course, doesn't fix the problem YOUR poster has with spacing things
>|> properly!  So, you're the dork.
>|> 
>|> Fuck you very much for bringing the "problem" to my attention!
>

Well, I must admit that I didn't understand the part about
the reader and CR verses CR/LF.  But what the hell is your
problem.  Her thoughts seem well formed.  It is at least
obvious to the intuitive observer what she (jessica) means.

Does it really matter to you that there are no spaces
seperating her sentences?  Does everything have to be
absotutely perfect for you to understand?  Is your mind
so cluttered with facts that you can't look at a shrub
in the forest, cause a forest is full of trees.

Do you have trouble wiping your ass, when someone puts
the roll of toliet paper in ``backwards''?

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From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Subject: Re: J_baby
Summary: HUH????
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 02:53:32 GMT

In article <Dec16.161458.37411@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU () writes:
>	JESSICA, I THINK THAT YOU USE BIGE WORDS TO COVER UP THE FACE THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO REALLY TALK ABOUT.  IF YOU WERE GETTING ANY POSITIVE RESPONSES TO ANYTHING AT ALL, WHY WOULD YOU WASTE TIME RESPONDING TO ME, A NOBODY IN THE PERSONALS?  YA LOOSE POOPER.
>
>	ChrisTOPHer
>
>
MMMM.One of my fave toasty poop heads, to use words he can understand,
oh, ah, these should all be no more than two to three syllable words
for the sarcasm as well as phonically impaired readers among us.How
many of you are willing to admit that you are a nobody, and can't
understand the words you get flamed with?Admire Mr. Poopy Pants for
being able to spew the truth about himself and doing a wonderful job
of toasting his own ass in the meanwhile.Grin.





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From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Subject: Re: homo section
Summary: Hey Asshole!!!!
Keywords: Dipshit, Redneck, et al
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 17:10:41 GMT

In article <15DEC92.00362565.0059@UNBVM1.CSD.UNB.CA> V5WA000 <V5WA@UNB.CA> writes:
>Why is there so much homosexual material?  Obviously there are
>many of you out there, butt when one thinks of personal ads
                        ^^^^Dickhead makes a freudian slip?Could be...
>one thinks of heterosexuals.  Perhaps a new file could be
>created.  ie alt.personals.samesex
>I'm not advocating segregation but it would be nice to be sure
>tof the sexuality of whom you are reading/responding to.
>
>
>
>
Way to generalize for your entire species, ack whatta a dipshit.Hey
twit, do you wake up with the sheets sticking to you or what?Just cuz
more gay guys get responses than you is no reason to attack them.And
if you can't read the headers or (heaven forbid you might have to
actually look for words other than 'female') find information in the
post about what the person is looking for, then go back to buying
drinks for your hand so you can get your date drunk before you fuck
it.And watch the freudian slips, they are *very* revealing to those of
us who actually read what people are writing.And i'm *very* sure that
any gay/bi people posting would be very specific as to what and who
they are looking for so don't even try to use that as an excuse.And if
your attention has wandered before you even get to this part the
following is for you : 	WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE and get the
discount clues on sale at kmart this week because with a real clue
you'd be dangerous.Why can't they keep the rednecks locked
up?Giggle.Sound familiar to anyone reading this flame?*SIGH*

- The Goddess is appalled at everyone's lack of flammability.
From: megazone@obsidian.WPI.EDU (MegaZone23)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: in search of old post
Date: 20 Dec 1992 10:20:45 GMT
Organization: WPI USAF -- United Society of Animation Fans
NNTP-Posting-Host: obsidian.wpi.edu

In article <92354.004215H97SI@CUNYVM.BITNET> <H97SI@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
>hello out therein post land    how do i retrieve a post from back in november?
>mike

Well....

You don't...
See, you can only access back as far as the news spool on your system goes...
Unless someone out there has a system that has posts that old, which I doubt,
and you know exactly what you need so they can look, you won't be able to get
it.
Some newsgroups are archived, but this isn't one of them. (To the best of my 
knowledge, who would want to anyway.)

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From: danno@donner.cc.bellcore.com (ungerer,daniel a)
Subject: Re: SWF iso SWM
Organization: Bellcore, Livingston, NJ
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 20:13:11 GMT
Summary: Jessica L. Babylon Get a Life and a sense of humor!

In article <1992Dec15.170203.19028@oz.plymouth.edu>, j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes:
> In article <1992Dec15.040449.4853@umbc3.umbc.edu> cs431109@umbc5.umbc.edu (cs431109) writes:
> >Well, I've finally worked up the nerve to do this so here goes.
> Applause, very educational Mary, i'm impresssed. And nicely put, also.
> So let's hear it for the  non beck and call girl(copped from a movie but at
> least we know she has a memory).Oh, and flame away if you like, i will
> write back in kind, believe it or not.Giggle. 
> >All else is optional, except if you're looking for a cute little nobody
> >with a Christie Brinkley figure to be your beck and call girl, look
> >elsewhere. But if you're looking for someone to just share a few mail
> >messages with, and maybe more, send me mail.
> >
> >Mary :-)
> >
> >P.S. my account will expire on this computer on January 4th, I think.
> >Academic computers -- what a pain. Next semester I'll get an account
> >again, though.
> Damn shame, ain't it though?*SIGH*
> 
> - The Goddess with no .sig file
> 


She thinks she's funny...NOT!!!!!

Dan

P.S.  Go ahead and flame me, you have nothing else better to do with
yourself, you're pathetic!!!!  

P.P.S.  And grow up!!!!

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From: an1396@anon.penet.fi (Standby)
Subject: WM seeks sanity on Jessica Issue
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 21:43:24 GMT

Followup-To: /dev/null

Yes indeed, another waste of bandwidth as I cross the bounds from a.s.s to
a.p.a!

If Jessica L.B. bothers you, I suggest the simple solution.  Don't read her
posts.  That's it.  Just like watching TV.  If you don't like what's on,
then change the channel, or fast-forward the tape.  Isn't that simple,
boys and girls.  No need to insult her sexuality or intelligence (having
neither met nor screwed her, with a whelk's chance in a supernova of either
(although I probably wouldn't object to either), I'll not comment).

(Jessica, dear, try not to flame me for this...I'll only be forced to
take my own advice and ignore your posts.)

Flames and insults sent to my eddress will be routed to /dev/null.

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From: tps@jptcs.COM (Tim Sailer)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: GWF iso GWF/Bi-WF
Date: 16 Dec 92 18:48:39 GMT
Organization: JPT Computer Solutions
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Marty Collins (mcollins@db) wrote:
: Point is that tooooooooooooo much emphasis is put on numbers.
: e.g. 36-24-36 5'7" 115lbs $56,000 97 MIPS 66 MHZ shall I go on.
                                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

yes... Yes.... Oh! OH!!!!! OHMYGAWD! YYEEESSSS!!!! DON'T STOP!!!!! :)

-- 
Tim Sailer
JPT Computer Solutions - SCO Sales/Consulting/Administration and Mangling
Port Jefferson Station, NY
(516) 331-9001
From: tara@legend.akron.oh.us (TARA SCHAUB)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: New Arrival 21 yr. old S.W.F.
Reply-To: tara@legend.akron.oh.us
X-Software: Legend (216-825-2747) UUCPShell v4.9/med31May92
X-Disclaimer: Opinions of users do not necessarily reflect those of managment
Date: 18 Dec 92 20:33:52 EST
Organization: The Legend BBS Public Access (216)825-2747

-- Now for the introduction :-)
  I stand at an incredible 5', and weigh 85 lbs. You know what they 
say, "good things come in small packages". My eyes are blue and I have 
long, blond hair. I'm a non somker and don't drink.
  My personality is outgoing, but for all you macho campers, hikers, 
mountain climbers etc. I'm not your type. I much prefer a movie or a 
play, a romantic candle lit dinner, and cuddling in front of the 
fireplace, to buiding a campfire in the woods and crawling in a 
sleeping bag. 
   My varied interests include, sketching, painting, graphic arts, 
horseback riding, writing, talking to and being with good friends, 
good movies, plays, art exhibits and concerts. 
   Music is one of my passions and with the exceptions of heavy metal 
and rap, I like it all. Looking forward to seeing The Phantom of the 
Opera this summer in Toronto.
  Those of you who are easy going, have a good sense of humor, and 
share some of these interests are encouraged to write.
  This is a facinating way to make new friends and I'm looking forward 
to any and all responses.
                                  Tara

--
Tara Schaub
Internet: tara@legend.akron.oh.us
From: robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: Masturbation Frequency Survey (cont.)
Date: 11 Dec 1992 22:04:18 GMT
Organization: Your Guess Is As Good As Mine...
NNTP-Posting-Host: itro7s.aero.org
Keywords: masturbation, survey, amendment, deadlines, reasons

In article <1992Dec11.202123.4328@newshub.ccs.yorku.ca> wc8754@writer.yorku.ca (John Slonimsky) writes:
|Hello one and all:
|
|     The masturbation frequency survey is fast becoming a smashing
|success.  I am receiving about twenty replies per day and thus so far
|have about 100 replies.  This is fantastic, since the number of replies
|will really afford me the opportunity to do some exciting analyses of
|the data and to report back some interesting and credible results.

Has anyone flamed this guy yet? I think he's just about ready......

			R.S.
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From: evorst@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Ed Vorst)
Subject: LOOKING FOR CANADIAN FRIEND IN JAPAN
 HELLO ALL!!! I address this mainly to anyone living in a major
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Canada
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 05:46:07 GMT

	
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From: nasiom@hall101.its.rpi.edu (Milton Peter Nasiopoulos)
Subject: Re: J_baby
Reply-To: nasiom@rpi.edu
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY.
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 11:10:47 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.221233.14922@phx.mcd.mot.com>, sherm@phx.mcd.mot.com (cassie) writes:
|> >|> No, dumbfuck, the problem is you!  Why do you suppose that you're the only
|> >|> dipshit that it looks correct to?  The problem is not that she doesn't have
|> >|> spacing between sentences vertically, it is that there is no spacing
|> >|> horizontally.  Look at my quote of your lame flame above.  Note that even an
|> >|> imbecile like yourself was able to put two spaces after each sentence.  That,
|> >|> of course, doesn't fix the problem YOUR poster has with spacing things
|> >|> properly!  So, you're the dork.
|> >|> 
|> >|> Fuck you very much for bringing the "problem" to my attention!
|> >
|> 
|> Well, I must admit that I didn't understand the part about
|> the reader and CR verses CR/LF.  But what the hell is your
|> problem.  Her thoughts seem well formed.  It is at least
|> obvious to the intuitive observer what she (jessica) means.
|> 
|> Does it really matter to you that there are no spaces
|> seperating her sentences?  Does everything have to be
|> absotutely perfect for you to understand?  Is your mind
|> so cluttered with facts that you can't look at a shrub
|> in the forest, cause a forest is full of trees.
                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     No fucking way!  Does a forest really have trees???  
     I thought they were x-mas decorations.


|> Do you have trouble wiping your ass, when someone puts
|> the roll of toliet paper in ``backwards''?

      Yes, and that's why he calls on you to wipe it for him!

milt.
From: mellon@ncd.com (Ted Lemon)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: Lonely Girl
Date: 17 Dec 92 23:00:23 GMT
	<15875@auspex-gw.auspex.com> <1992Dec15.165632.18475@oz.plymouth.edu>
Organization: Network Computing Devices, Inc.
In-reply-to: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu's message of 15 Dec 92 16:56:32 GMT


>and the correct spelling of 'desparate' is desperate, unless of course
>you were referring to them being desparate

There's no such word as desparate.   Perhaps you were referring to
disparate?   In any case, it's generally agreed on the Usenet not to
flayme pepele fer they're speling.   Otherwise, every second message
would be a flame, since most hackers don't no how tew spel.

Anyway, you're deluding yourself if you think you're a good flamer.
If you want to write a good flame, it's best to stay away from ad
hominem attacks, because they're too easy.   It's always better to
come up with something that actually responds to what the flamee said,
particularly if you can indicate what you're pissed off about in your
flame.   Otherwise, people just scratch their heads and wonder what
the hell you're talking about.

			       _MelloN_
--
mellon@ncd.com						uunet!lupine!mellon
Member of the League for Programming Freedom.   To find out how software
patents may cost you your right to program, contact lpf@uunet.uu.net
From: rsk@gynko.circ.upenn.edu (Rich Kulawiec)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: homo section
Date: 16 Dec 92 00:25:59 GMT
Organization: Mike Singletary Appreciation Society

In article <15DEC92.00362565.0059@UNBVM1.CSD.UNB.CA> V5WA@UNB.CA (V5WA000) writes:
>Why is there so much homosexual material?  Obviously there are
>many of you out there, butt when one thinks of personal ads
>one thinks of heterosexuals.

Perhaps you think that way, but there are lots of folks who don't.
Personally, I don't think of hetero, homo, bi or anything else when I
think of personal ads: I just think about people looking for other people.

(At this point, if anyone would like to pillory me for failing to
think of farm animals, vegetables, inamimate objects, and aliens, I'm
prepared to quietly hang my head in shame for being so closed-minded. :-) )

>Perhaps a new file could be created.  ie alt.personals.samesex
>I'm not advocating segregation but it would be nice to be sure
>tof the sexuality of whom you are reading/responding to.

Actually, yes, you are advocating segregation, for that is exactly
what you're proposed.  It's one of the first steps on a slippery slope
that has led to misunderstandings, prejudice, and a lot of hard feelings.
While I understand that you may be puzzled, or confused, or uncomfortable,
(because I'm sometimes that way myself) this is not the way to solve
those problems.

---Rsk
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From: apb.4845@nd.edu (voluptua love)
Subject: seek match
Summary: match seeking going on
Keywords: match
Organization: University of Notre Dame
Distribution: alt.personals.ads
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 02:36:09 GMT

please pleae ple

i'm a srf, 900 milligous, safe, irreligious
i'd like to snarf your grimp,
i'm good at it and don't pass on diseases
i'm just learning your customs so you
may have to teach me where your grimp is.

love,

voluptua
 
------------------------------------------
voluptua love
University of Notre Dame
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From: mr55371@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (KittyKat)
Subject: Re: WM ISO WF (DC Area)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 08:01:04 GMT

an1751@anon.penet.fi writes:
[blah blah blah...you know...a personal]

*grin* 9 times.  Is this one for each personality or what?

KittyKat
From: mike_steiner@qm.claris.com (Mike Steiner)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: J_baby
Date: 18 Dec 92 19:33:20 GMT
Followup-To: alt.personals.ads

In article <1go3vgINNos7@spool.mu.edu>, jason@studsys.mscs.mu.edu (Jason
Hanson) wrote:
> 
> In article <1992Dec16.185424.1032@bnr.ca> dclayton@bnr.ca (Don Clayton) writes:
> >In article <1gnnfiINNin1@spool.mu.edu>, jason@studsys.mscs.mu.edu (Jason Hanson) writes:
> >|> In article <1992Dec16.144503.5848@oz.plymouth.edu> j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes:
> >|> >Sigh.So puerile and yet such an interestingly small mind this man(?)
> >|> >has.Hrm.I wonder what ticked him off?Ah well, to paraphrase someone
> >|> >from this very net, the world may never know, and doesn't really care to. 
> >|> 
> >|> I cannot believe that someone who doesn't know to add two spaces after each
> >|> sentence would have the audacity to accuse someone else of having a small mind.
> >|> Get a life, ma'am!
> >
> >I cannot believe that someone who is stupid enough not to know what they are talking
> >about would have the audacity to accuse someone else of not having a life!
> >
> >Her post is fine.  It's your reader that has problems.  I've seen this in so many
> >posts :
> >
> >>BTW, get a hang of the editor. occasional CR/LF
> >>once a while can make the reading whole lot easier.
> >
> >Read my lips.  THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HER POSTER.  Some systems just put a CR,
> >not a CR and LF, so get a grip and fix your reader!
> >
> >Dork...
> >
> >Don Clayton
> 
> No, dumbfuck, the problem is you!  Why do you suppose that you're the only
> dipshit that it looks correct to?  The problem is not that she doesn't have
> spacing between sentences vertically, it is that there is no spacing
> horizontally.  Look at my quote of your lame flame above.  Note that even an
> imbecile like yourself was able to put two spaces after each sentence.  That,
> of course, doesn't fix the problem YOUR poster has with spacing things
> properly!  So, you're the dork.
> 
> Fuck you very much for bringing the "problem" to my attention!

If all that you can find to criticize about someone's posting is that she
has one space instead of two between sentences, you have a serious problem,
and should seek immediate help. May I suggest Doctor Kevorkian? In case the
latter quarter of the 20th century has passed you by, you should realize
that the correct typography for spacing is one space after a sentence.
Old-fasioned typewriters and mon-spaced display devices use two spaces to
enhance readability for those devices. Those of us with more modern
equipment don't have to worry about such artificial contrivances, however.

BTW, I just love your erudite vocabulary; it is so refreshing.

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|Now that I have a reader that can do .sigs, I can't think of a witty |
|one to put here, so I won't.  All normal disclaimers apply.          |
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From: nasiom@hall102.its.rpi.edu (Milton Peter Nasiopoulos)
Subject: Re: EARN MONEY STUFFING ENVELOPES
Reply-To: nasiom@rpi.edu
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY.
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 18:47:03 GMT

In article <BzIIxA.GJw@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, ryno@sage.cc.purdue.edu (POOH BEAR) writes:
|> 	If you are interested in earning a great supplemental income,
|>         stuffing envelopes. send a SASE to :
|> 
|> 			STUDENT STUFFERS
|> 			348-3 W. Oak St.
|> 			West Lafayette, In.
|> 					47906
|> 
|>  


THIS IS A FRAUD, DON'T ANYONE SEND HIM AN SASE OR YOU'LL GET DICKED OVER
IN THE NEAR FUTURE...DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU ALL....


MILT.
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From: an3193@anon.penet.fi
Subject:  Crossdresser needs help from any F
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 01:07:00 GMT

After seeing, all the posts from crossdressers, I finally found the courage
to post, albeit anonymously.

I have been dressing as a woman for a couple of years.  I don't mean I do it
all the time, just a couple of times a week.  Once I graduated from college
and got my own apartment, I had to get my own stuff -- no more using mom's
makeup when she's not home.  Well, I find this rather difficult, almost as
difficult as actually putting on the makeup.

I need some help from the women out there.  I have very little makeup, and
I'd like to get some more.  I need help with picking out and buying makeup,
and if you live in the Wheeling, WV or Pittsburgh, PA area, perhaps a lesson
or two.

Even if you're too far away, I'd *really* appreciate any help the women out
there could give me.  If you could share a little of your experience with
me, I'd be most grateful.

You can call me
Becky
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