HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: joemays@bsu-cs.bsu.edu (Joseph F. Mays)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.british,alt.sex
Subject: Re: SEX
Date: 29 Jul 92 18:21:06 GMT
Organization: Dept of CS Ball State University Muncie In

I have to tell you about something that happened the other day.  I was in
a department store and I wandered over to the lingerie section, as I am wont
to do sometimes, when I see this incredible blond trying on a teddy.  I
stop to watch, thinking she doesn't see me.  Then I catch her eye in the 
mirror and realize two things:  She knows I am watching and likes it, and
it's LADY DI!  Turns out she was on a holiday from the stress plaguing the
imperial family right now.  I used the remote control the aliens gave me
to freeze time, and the sex that followed was...

What?  Excuse me?

In article <1992Jul29.160158.26851@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>is there really ANY thread which should be in talk.bizarre, 
>soc.culture.british, AND alt.sex.
>
>lets learn to edit our newsgroups line, shall we....

Oh...sorry...never mind....

Joe


Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23576 alt.flame:11408
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Subject: DON'T POST CROSSES TO TALK.*FUCKING*.BIZARRE
Date: 27 Jul 92 17:32:28 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.flame
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA
In-reply-to: jewell@MACE.CC.PURDUE.EDU's message of 27 Jul 92 02:16:12 GMT



every so often some newbie toad-licker wants to be biggest anus over
all those that have cum before on this froup.

Here is the latest "jewel" who obviously isn't stuffing enough
chickens:

       From: jewell@MACE.CC.PURDUE.EDU (Larry "family" Jewell)



welcome to the kill file: ("From" "jewell" article-junk)



jv <- "that should teach him a thing or two!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Separated at Birth
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 21:06:35 GMT

When Sinead O'Connor first came out, it didn't take me long to realize that
it only took two letters to make her first name into "skinhead".  I presume
that most talk.bizarre denizens noticed this too.

My question is--is this too much to be asking for mere coincidence?  I mean,
what if her parents had named her Siobhan instead?

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey, Page of Newts)
Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
"The bullroarer churns a Moebius strip of sound..."  Anna Amabiaca
Current Album--The Clash:London Calling
Current Read--C.J. Cherryh:Merchanter's Luck
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Don't bother, it will heal...
Organization: University of Canberra
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 22:36:35 GMT

jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry Jewell) writes:
>2
> 1
>  4
>   3
>    6
>     5
>      8
>       7
>        10
>          9
>
>Works for me.

Watch it, your days are numbered!

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Past Student of Joan Livingston")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Proper Names that Have Appeared on Recent Exams and Quizzes 
	I have Given Recently to my CSE110 Class.
Date: 21 Jul 92 21:46:14 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


	Kelvin R. Reaumur  (noted temperaturologist)
	Dafydd Painter     (world-famous nostrilologist)
	Hieronymus Bonghit (berserk system administrator who was struck
                            on the head by a falling wah-wah pedal last
                            Saint Patrick's Day and wants to erase all
                            the files on his system which contain the
                            sequence `U2'.)
	Farina Granville   (noted quinquagintaseptologist)
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aviksroy@athena.mit.edu (Avik S. Roy)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 18:10:54 GMT

crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell) wails:

) Well, so far we are 3:1.  3 people flaming me (2 mail, 1 newsgroup) about the 
) LA riots, and 1 agreeing with me that these are problems.  The 3 that flamed me
) said "how could the LA riots be George's fault?"  The point that I'm trying to 
) make is that George has set a political climate in this country that is almost 
) Aryan in its philosophy:  if you're black, we'll appoint a black judge to 
) appease you, but he'll be a conservative who's against women's choice.  If 
) you're gay, there won't be sufficient funding for AIDS research.  The economy? 
) Well, perhaps we can go have another air raid on IRAQ...use some 
) weapons...spend some defense money.

I'm quite offended by the assertion that all blacks think alike.  It smacks of
racial condescension.  Blacks can think for themselves, thank you very much.
Clarence Thomas has been the best appointee to the Court since Scalia, one who
rightly believes that the Constitution is not a document with which to cure all
of society's ills.  But of course, the gutless Congress refuses to do anything.

Women's choice?  (a) you don't have to be pro-life to be against Roe v. Wade. 
(Several recent editorials in the New Reupblic describe this line of thinking
better than I can right now.)  (b) correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't most of
the pro-life groups headed by women?  Seems like you don't want them to
choose--you want to force your opinion down their throat.

AIDS research?  More money goes to AIDS research than *cancer*.  And cancer kills
something like 100 times more people a year than aids.  We spend far more on AIDS
research than we should, solely because of the whining of gay "rights" extremists.
This takes away from National Institutes of Health funding for cancer, heart
disease, and other medical problems which are far more of a threat than AIDS. 
"But hell with cancer research, maintaining my 'lifestyle' is more important."

The economy?  Talk to the Democratic Congress, which cares far more about
bringing pork back home and creating more entitlements for their favorite special
interest groups.  LBJ's "great society" programs have cost us more than the value
of every fortune 500 company and most public land *combined*.

Iraq?  Perhaps we could have let the sanctions "work"...while Saddam quietly
eliminates the people of Kuwait, controls a fifth of the world's oil, and keeps
the Middle East peace process a pipe dream.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23114 rec.music.misc:20395 alt.rap:3849 rec.music.industrial:8753 rec.music.funky:1151 soc.culture.british:10602 soc.culture.usa:6194
From: jmunro@wyse.wyse.com (Jim Munro x2497)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.music.misc,alt.rap,rec.music.industrial,rec.music.funky,soc.culture.british,soc.culture.usa
Subject: Re: Ethical Question
Date: 23 Jul 92 23:12:45 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Wyse Technologies San Jose, Ca

In article <OSA.92Jul18174313@kepler.unh.edu> osa@kepler.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>
>and while on the subject, don't you ever wonder why all the good rock
>bands are from the uk, while us bands usually suck?  i mean, look at
>the beatles, the clash, the rolling stones, and what does the states
>have to offer?  michael jackson? barry manilow? vanilla ice????
>

You are forgetting Jimmy Hendrix, but on the other side don't forget
Cliff Richards, Petula Clarke, Hank Marvin, and lots of other pathetic
performers.

There are plenty of US rock bands who will equal or better any from anywhere
(except for the Stones of course)

Jim Munro




Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Re: The Heirophant
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 08:29:45 GMT

It's not "heirophant", it's "rhinoceros".
From: tskelly@ccvax.ucd.ie
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Top tips
Date: 30 Jul 92 17:44:05 GMT
Organization: University College Dublin



Don't get caught with your pants down!
Have a catheter and colostomy bag fitted - now you can piss or shit at your 
leisure - ANY TIME OF THE DAY OR NIGHT!!
Oh, and you can hide them in your pockets - handy eh?

_________________________________________________________________________

Algernon Fortesque-Smyth

I don't have a sig. - Ha
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Re: Bizarre/Not Bizarre: contrast and compare
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 04:39:46 GMT

Bizarrerie is the next great Asian export. Hasta la manana, baby.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23344 rec.music.misc:20520 alt.rap:3872 rec.music.industrial:8811 rec.music.funky:1163 soc.culture.british:10672 soc.culture.usa:6211 alt.flame:11357
From: root@tfd.COM (Operator)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.music.misc,alt.rap,rec.music.industrial,rec.music.funky,soc.culture.british,soc.culture.usa,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Ethical Question
Summary: UK bands better
Date: 23 Jul 92 17:03:22 GMT
Organization: Twenty-First Designs, Wash, DC

In article <OSA.92Jul18174313@kepler.unh.edu>, osa@kepler.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>
> and while on the subject, don't you ever wonder why all the good rock
> bands are from the uk, while us bands usually suck?  i mean, look at
> the beatles, the clash, the rolling stones, and what does the states
> have to offer?  michael jackson? barry manilow? vanilla ice????
> 

Is this a joke?  I've added alt.flame to the distribution list so here
goes (This is my first flame; kind of exciting, eh?).

First off, of the acts that are mentioned above only one has issued its
first release after 1977, that being Vanilla Ice, probably the most
derivative artist of the entire rap genre.  Your first problem is
you need to take a listen to some more music, hopefully some of it
developed after 1977.  The UK bands you name were indeed great, but
the examples of US groups you name don't do justice to the country that
invented rock and roll.  You also do serious injustice to Micheal Jackson,
who whether you realize it or not did record prior to THRILLER and has
contributed numerous great tracks to popular music.  The last thing I'd like
to do is just list a few quality American bands that you should
check out, if you already haven't: (my apologies if any of these bands aren't
actually American)

Talking Heads, X, Primus, Phish, Spin Doctors, Radiators, Meters, Neville
Bros, Parliament/Funkadelic, the JBs, Metallica, Anthrax, Black Crowes,
Allman Brothers, Little Feat, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Public Enemy, Digital
Underground, Arrested Development, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Fishbone,
J Geils Band, Nirvana, Mudhoney, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Kinsey Repor,
Professor Longhair, Grateful Dead, New Grass Revival, Bela Fleck and the
Flecktones, Firehose, Defunkt, Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Wonder, and what the F--k, 
old VAN HALEN!!!!

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.slack
From: adw@cci632.cci.com (Allen Williams (co-op))
Subject: CUCKOO CLOCK
Keywords: talk.bizarre free software foundation
Organization: Computer Consoles Incorporated
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 19:31:15 GMT


 This here is a simulator of my neighbor's Cuckoo clock. It displays
the time and subtitles the appropriate sound effects.

 This is a shell script that runs under Perpos, but not under SunOS. It
might run on your Unix system. If it doesn't, then you're stupid and
worthless.

                                                  Derrick

==============================CUT HERE======================================
#!/bin/sh
#
# Title:  	Cuckoo
#
# Purpose: 	To display the time and appropriate cuckoo-clock sound effects
#
# Author:	A. Derrick Williams
#
# Release:	7/22/91
#
#	This program is SHAREWARE. The author spent months working on this
#	code, and if you like it, please send $75 to derrick@ritcsh.csh.rit.edu
#	for his efforts. This contribution will enable you to get the latest
#	release of Cuckoo, as well as a printed version of the manual. Remember,
#	shareware is NOT public domain software, and continued use of shareware
#	without paying the author is PIRACY. If shareware authors do not see
#	profits from their code, there is no encouragement to write new 
#	programs. This means no more useful or entertaining programs for you
#       or your	computer, and everyone suffers as a result. So send your $75
#	BOB, er, Derrick today! We must all make the effort to support shareware
#	authors so we can see our computers supported with new releases of
#	inexpensive software. How would you like it if you slaved over something
#	for months and you never got paid for it? That would make you feel
#	pretty bad, wouldn't it? So remember, if you use shareware, PAY for it!
#	If you don't pay for it, no one else will. So resolve to do it today
#	and pay for this shareware version of Cuckoo! 
#
#	NOT! 
#

showclock ()
	{
		clear
		clock=`date | awk ' {
					print $4
				     } ' | \
                sed ' {
	  	        /:/,/$/s/:[0-9][0-9]//2
	 	      } ' ` 

		banner "  $clock"
	}

while  [ 1 ]
do
	showclock
	tick=0

	chour=` echo $clock | awk ' BEGIN { FS = ":" }
				     {
					print $1	
				  } ' `

	cmin=` echo $clock | awk ' BEGIN { FS = ":" }
				    {
					print $2
				 } ' `	

	if [ $cmin -eq 0 ]
	then
		while [ $tick -lt $chour ]
		do
			echo "CUCKOO! \c"
			sleep 1
			tick=`expr $tick + 1 ` 
		done
		echo ""
	fi


	if [ $cmin -eq 15 -o $cmin -eq 30 -o $cmin -eq 45 ]
	then
		echo "                                CUCKOO!" 
		sleep 1
		tick=`expr $tick + 1`
	fi


	while [ $tick -lt 60 ]
	do
		echo "tick \c"
		sleep 1
		echo "tock    \c"
		sleep 1		
		
		tick=`expr $tick + 2`
	
		if [ $tick -eq 12 -o $tick -eq 13 \
                     -o $tick -eq 24 -o $tick -eq 25 \
                     -o $tick -eq 36 -o $tick -eq 37  \
                     -o $tick -eq 48 -o $tick -eq 49 ]
		then
			echo "\n"
		fi

	done
done
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: one line bio
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 05:35:14 GMT

---
cj cannot find a record store that has not sold out
of the new Eno single.
---
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: djd33237@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Denny d'Alelio )
Subject: Re: Good ways to die
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 19:43:22 GMT

Suffocate while Kathy Ireland sits on your face.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: What Pisses Me Off
Date: 24 Jul 92 22:08:48 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Not much pisses me off. I mean I'm a nice guy, I live and let live and
all that, and I don't hold resentments. I mean I see my soon-to-be
ex-wife's live-in dork boyfriend driving the Jeep Cherokee that I am
making $323/month payments on AND paying the insurance on down the
highway and I just chuckle, grateful that I got out so cheaply. Then I
am asked to watch my daughter so they can go do something. They also ask if I
can watch HIS daughter who is visiting for the summer. Sure, I say. They
give me the Jeep to drive around and entertain them with. Am I pissed
off? No.

So we drive off and I discover what really pisses me off.


THEY PROGRAMMED ALL THE RADIO BUTTONS TO PLAY FUCKING COUNTRY-WESTERN
AND TOP-FORTY RADIO STATIONS.

FUCK!

I HAD TO SEARCH STATION BY STATION TO FIND SOMETHING TO LISTEN TO
BECAUSE I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE FREQ'S OF ANY OF THE STATIONS BECAUSE
THEY'RE ALL PROGRAMMED IN RIGHT! AM I BEING UNREASONABLE? 

That's what pisses me off.

rp -- everyone has limits beyond which they should not be pushed.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Arcane Knowledge)
Subject: Re: one line bio
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 03:16:01 GMT

In article <nj43gt4@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
*cj changed her machine name from "modernlvr" to "eno"
*because she wanted something shorter to type.

I've been wondering about that.  I just figured you got transferred or
something, and here I find out that you're just as lazy as I am.


Mark "Has aliased 'more' to 'm'" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: steinman@is.morgan.com (Jan Steinman)
Subject: Re: BUSH LOVES DANNY!
Organization: Morgan Stanley & Company
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 20:36:41 GMT

In article <1992Jul29.154835.20638@clipper.ingr.com> mgm@clipper.ingr.com (Mike Marfell) writes:
   In article <28dmd!g.rdc@netcom.com>, rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane) writes:
   > just to get the fire going for this new group:
   > 
   > 	Clinton is a homo.
   > _________________________________________________________________
   > Bob D. Crane

Now wait just a minute here! Wasn't it was Regan, talking about his
vice president, who publicly stated, "We've had triumphs, we've had
sex." (He later said he meant "setbacks". Wonder what Freud would say?)
--
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Story, 100 words
Organization: and the finches flew
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 18:45:43 GMT

The only fragment of Sir Meriwether's journal:  ``The natives here have 
no word meaning `to consort with.'  This is striking, for they may 
fornicate at any time and place with anybody.  When one of the porters 
introduced them to the word `f--' they took to it with great delight.  
Soon they were saying `f--' as often as they were performing it.  
Cliveson, who learned their language most quickly, realized they were 
using that word in an entirely meaningless way.  [unintelligible] I have 
taken an interest in a certain lady of the village, and will try to --''  
Blood obscures the rest.

AjD
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: jvz@pt.com (John Zambito)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Performance Technologies, Incorporated
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 12:21:58 GMT

(mark j) writes:
> (Bob D. Crane) writes:
>>
>>just to get the fire going for this new group:
>>
>>	Clinton is a homo.
>
>
>	Bush is a lying wimp with an ugly wife and a goofy smile.
>

Quayle is STUPID and has a REAL UGLY wife.  I'm can't vote for 
anybody who has such an ugly wife. Could you believe all the 
make-up Quayle had on when he was on Larry King Live?

Why does Bush bring his mother everywhere he goes? 

-- 
__
John Zambito, Performance Technologies Incorporated	jvz@pt.com
315 Science Parkway, Rochester, New York 14620    uupsi!ptsys1!jvz
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: shore@dinah.tc.cornell.edu (Melinda Shore)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Reply-To: shore@tc.cornell.edu
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 20:07:16 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.171306.17847@uwm.edu>, markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark William Hopkins) writes:
> In article <1992Jul22.164306.20952@porthos.cc.bellcore.com> wgb3@pyuxf.uucp (25337-buoni) writes:
> >Why blame Bush for the growing AIDS epidemic?
  
> Because no cure exists and never will in the mean spirited political climate
> of 1980's style neo-conversative Republican administration.

There's more to it than just the Republican hate-mongering
that we're all so accustomed to.  There's also the active
opposition to research funding, as well as the active opposition
to social programs to slow the spread of the infection.  For
example, we (the U.S.) currently have an infection rate of 25%
among IV drug users.  In countries where there are needle
exchange programs the infection rate among IV drug users is 4%.
-- 
       Melinda Shore - Cornell Theory Center - shore@tc.cornell.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Rictus Hep takes a Shower
Originator: boutell@athena
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 22:05:00 GMT

"Beauty school dropouts..."

-- 
My return address now works!
Believe it or not there is life after college. At least if you live
near NYC.
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short shameful confession
Date: 31 Jul 92 19:35:08 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Jul31.100519.1@msscc.med.utah.edu> finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you) writes:
>In article <159nprINNedk@network.ucsd.edu>, terry@pado.oerg (Teresa Griffie) writes:
>> In article 25585@news.Hawaii.Edu, rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael A. Rigler) writes:
>> }mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
>> }>I am often seized by a ghastly desire to poke cruel fun at Markian Gooley.
>> }
>> }And I'm often seized by the desire to 
>> }defend Gooley from the likes of you!
>> }
>> }Were it not for the fact that I look 
>> }like a surfer, possess no Christian
>> }values, and exhibit only a modest 
>> }degree of intelligence (and then only
>> }rarely), Gooley and I would be very 
>> }much alike.  I consider myself to be
>> }his evil twin.
>> }
>> }---------
>> }Rigler
>> }--
>> 
>> Good Heavens!  And you're over 18 and you speak English?  I could get a swell
>> price for you down in Pacific Beach.  Or over at SDSU.  Was that a Bud Light(tm)
>> or a Heineken?
>> 
>	FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!

She wore Bluuuuuue Veellllllvet.....

>
>
>> ---
>>     Teresa M. Griffie, Programmer/Analyst/Mathematician/Whatever...
>>     100 NORPAX 0214, Scripps Institute of Oceanography
>>     UCSD, La Jolla, CA  92093-0214
>> 
>> "I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I am feeling SO much yummier..."


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From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep asks the question
Date: 29 Jul 92 14:08:27 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)


I understand this is something that a biographer should *know*, but
which one of you is Kross?
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Dennis Miller cancelled
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 22:54:01 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

No. they can't do this.
no. no. no.

fuck non-attachment.
they can't do this.
							--@lS
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey)
Subject: Olympics 92                             
Cc: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 21:05:05 +0000


I shall not be able to post here for a while as I am off to participate in
the Olympics in Barcelona.

I am representing the UK in the public shitting event.



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dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk    |    The sky is a melon with the seeds    |
                                |    scraped out. Don't forget the spoon  |
--------------------------------|-----------------------------------------|
If your goose doesn't jangle    |    If you find a penis the size, shape  |
then leave it well alone        |    and colour of a maggot, please send  |
--------------------------------|    it back to Toby as he is missing it  |
                                |-----------------------------------------|
There is only one Wavey Davey   |    Jig(ARD) Jig(ARD) Jig(ARD) Jig(ARD)  |
                                |                                         |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton