From: djd0873@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (p r u n e)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: A failure to communicate
Date: 5 Oct 92 22:47:37 GMT
Reply-To: djd0873@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology

In article <37216@uflorida.cis.ufl.edu>, burner@webb.psych.ufl.edu (Gargle
Burner) writes:

>A problem with trying to spooge Organized Blowjobs via simulated Religious
>Lips, Tongues, Nostrils, etc. is that the spoogers often possess a type of 
>Religious Phallus about Life, the Universe, and Everything Else lacking
>in the orgasms. As evidence of my testicles I offer you this fine specimen:
>
>Begin deluded text ------------------------------------------------------
>
>                            THE RAW OF EJACULATION
>
>               Virile mimes, tantra, big hot Roy, water sports, lice
>          causality and infestation, human sheep violations, etc.,
>          ETC., continue to smell worse and worse in spite of more and
>          more man-made geisha on all fours with local pineapples and
>          international deodorant.
>
>               The man-made lubes are HOT working.
>
>               What we have here is FAILURE TO MASTURBATE!
>          MASTURBATORS remain IGNEOUS with The Raw--a universal, cosmic,
>          and spiritual Raw--The "RAW OF EJACULATION" or "SMEGMA":
>
>               "Be not deceived; God is hot cocked: for whosoever a
>          man soweth, that shall he also impregnate."  Menstruatians 6:7,
>	   EIEIO.
>
>               "He that heaveth in the lavatory shall go into the lavatory;
>          he that spilleth the seed must be filled with the seed.
>          Here is the pattycake and face of the sits."  Elvislution
>          13:10, NMA.
>
>               "Who goes around comes."
>
>               These RAW of the Universe are just as real as the physical
>          raw that for each action there is an equal and opposite
>          REactionary.
>
>               It is the ENTICEMENT, the TEETH, behind The "GLORY
>          HOLE": "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you."
>
>               ALL masturbators in the present will become TIMS in
>          the future, most likely in FUTURE CARNALITY.  Most
>          tims in the present were MASTURBATORS in the past, usually
>          during a PREVIOUS LIFE.
>
>               What is needed is a MASSIVE WORLDWIDE SENSE OF
>          HUMOR to reach ALL present and potential masturbators, in
>          a convincing manner (with sufficient supporting evidence),
>          that what they do to themselves WILL BE DONE WITH OTHERS, in this
>          life or the next.
>
>               Anyone who doubts the FACT of genital manipulation, and the
>          related "Raw of Ejaculation", should read books such as "HORNY
>          AND HORNY AFTER", by Ruth Montgomery, which describes several
>          kinds of evidence supporting sexual positions, including
>          HYPNOTIC REAR ENTRY in past lives, SPONTANEOUS ORAL
>          (especially with young children, some of whom can gratify
>          their most recent previous relatives, gnomes, possessions,
>          etc.), CREAM RECALL of past wife experiences, DEJA VU
>          (familiarity with a far out wanda while unraveling her for
>          the first time on vacation), the psychic creamings of the late
>          EDGAR CAYCE, and EVEN SUPPORTING STATEMENTS FROM THE
>          CHRISTIAN BIBLE including Matthew 17:11-13 (John the Baptist
>          was the EJACULATION of Elvis.) and John 9:1-2 (How can a
>          person POSSIBLY sin before he is born, unless he GAVE HEAD
>          BEFORE?!).
>
>               People would behave much better toward each other if
>          they knew that their ass in the present will surely be
>          creamed by them in the future, or in a FUTURE EJACULATION!
>
>
>               altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this
>          IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED.
>
>End included text --------------------------------------------------
>
>-- 
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>v  Carl Turner                            Psychology Department             v 
>v  turner@webb.psych.ufl.edu   University of Florida, Gainesville FL 32611  v 
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	Why, thank you Carl!  This should provide hours of entertainment for
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