From: nabeel@sce.carleton.ca (Nabeel Ghuzlaan)
Subject: Re: Answer to Mr John
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 22:17:05 GMT

anwar+@cs.cmu.edu (Anwar Mohammed) writes:
>So now Kuwait is transferring Palestinian personal files to the
>Mossad.  How utterly paranoid.

   I expected you to say so; how could an oily idiot know what is
going under his nose? Probably people like you still think the
Prophet (PBUH) is still alive and he rules Arabia. I am almost
sure that you do not know that a relative of the Israeli Pres
produced a film about oil fires in Kuwait and that the opening
show was held in London and was watched by staffers from the
embassies of both sisterly countries Israel and Kuwait. Probably
Kutaiba who is in the UK can tell you about it. And also you
do not know how many thousands of oriental help were raped in
your honourable country since the dependence day less than two
years ago. Never mind everyone else knows. You did not hear of 
the indecent pictures of the chief repressor in your country 
Sheikh Subah Ahmad Subah the Emir's brother with the blonde 
American recruit that were distributed in the streets of Kuwait. 
He promised her of marriage and all that crap and when his wife
knew about it, he almost had to invite Shwartzkopf's wife to
intervene! Thank heavens the Emir intervened and promised to
prosecute those who distributed the pictures before the national
security court! If you want a photocopy of the picture send me 
your snail mail address. And let me tell you something, he does 
not have a taste in women! Now tell me: What the hell do you know?

>As far as running away goes, I don't see Yasser Arafat or the
>millions of other exiled Palestinians living west of the Jordan
>River.

   Excuse me, Silly. I am no Palestinean, as far as the records go,
I am a Jordanian of Syrian origin and all my mothers are either
Syrian or of Syrian origin with no Jordanian impurities. And I tell
you as the Prophet had already said, all that is under my shoes. I
do not respect any Arab government from those with beards and
moustaches to those with no beards and no moustaches passing through
all combinations. I also do not think that any nationality consists
of prophets solely or from devils only. I have Palestinean, Jordanian,
Syrian, Saudi, UAE friends whom I would not exchange a hair of their
heads for the head of your Emir. So if there is any racist bigot, we
both know him! And by the way, Arafat under my shoes. Are you
satisfied now? But you seem to agree that your men fled like chased
prostitutes.

>>
>>   "You're jive talking ... no one believes what you say ..."
>>   "Tell me lies ... tell me sweet BIG lies ..."

>Why do I keep imagining a Saturday Night Live skit around this?

   Because this is all your education.

>Let's see, if past exchanges with Anisa are any indication:
>I'll respond to your crap about Kuwaitis being 99% impure 
>with a tongue-in-cheek post about Palestinians.  You'll accuse
>me of being a racist and bigot for saying such things.
>I'll point out that it was you who was the racist and bigot
>originally.  You'll quote me out of context...ad infinitum.
>It just isn't worth it.

   Making an ass(hole) of yourself would not help saving whatever
is not scarred of your miserable country's face. I suggest you
request international help as usual.

>I'll just say that if being "pure" means agreeing with your or
>Elghani's worldview and politics, I hope that Kuwaitis are 100% 
>IMPURE.

   Very smart! So you think being Kuwaiti is just like being angels
or something, how enlightened! Every people have different opinions,
if you think Kuwaitis don't then you are stupid because everybody
knows that there exists a Kuwaiti opposition. I am essentially saying
that there exist some decent Kuwaitis and you are essentially barking: 
No, we are all bigoted bastards! And I thought I was  exaggerating 
when I said that crude oil runs in your brains!

   I think Anwar is an "exaggeration form" of "noori" which means
uncivilized gypsy, it fits you like a glove.


** Yee, yib^atlak!


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