HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Wesley)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Date: 19 Nov 92 21:47:34 GMT
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo

Once again, gumby@spock.uucp (Danny Richman) says:
>In article <19934.2b07c212@ul.ie> 9111298@ul.ie writes:
>>In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
>>>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
>>>>>
>>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>>they'd be....
>>>>>
>>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>they'd be...
>>>>>
>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>they'd be...
>>> 
>>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>> 999,999,996Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>> they'd be...
>>> 
>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>> And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>> there'd be...
>>
>999,999,994 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>999,999,994 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>they'd be....

999,999,993 Green bottles hanging on the wall
999,999,993 Green bottles hanging on the wall
and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
they'd be....

-- 
Wesley                                             gbloom@hebe.calpoly.edu
                                                       drow@kazak.nmsu.edu
"Smile!  It's Monday!!!   Monday builds character!!!"
	-- sjacques
From: 002091p@ace.acadiau.ca (PETER NICHOLAS PHILLIPS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Vomit list
Date: 17 Nov 92 16:21:43 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

I have a copy of a complete list of terms that can be used to describe 
vomitting.  I got it off of alt.vomit a while back.  Anyone liking a copy 
can send their requests via e-mail.
From: jsheldon@polyslo.csc.calpoly.edu (Juli "Ice Queen" Sheldon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Blonde jokes
Keywords: blonde jokes
Date: 16 Nov 92 20:59:29 GMT
Organization: Cal Poly State Univ,CSC Dept,San Luis Obispo,CA 93407

In article <lapradbj.721937035@craft.camp.clarkson.edu> lapradbj@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Billie-Jo Laprade) exclaims:
>YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE!!!  You obviously have nothing better 
>to do with yourself.  Get a life!!!!!!!


Let us guess.  You must be blonde. Poor girl...  =-)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: whelal@engr.UVic.CA (Wael  Helal)
Subject: Re: >> Other ways to say vomit..
Reply-To: whelal@engr.UVic.CA
Organization: University of Victoria, Victoria, BC, Canada
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 92 18:41:38 GMT

In article I70@mach1.wlu.ca, macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca (macleod heather) writes:
>In article <1e86m3INNgk1@mercury.kingston.ac.uk> cs_d604@ceres (David Scutt) writes:
>>aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine) writes:
>>: 
>>: all time favorites: Yawning in technicolor 
>>:   Engaging in an involuntary protien spill (carlin)
>>: -- 
>>
>>How about...
>>	Puke
>>	Spew
>>	Emit
>>	Chunder
>>	Retch
>>	Sick Up
>>	Do A Technicolour Yawn
>>	Park The Tiger
>>	Yell for Ralph
>>	Call Europe On The Great White Telephone
>>	Make A Pavement Pizza
>>	Have a School Lunch Re-Run
>>	Air The Diced Carrots		(personal favourite :-7 )
>>	Barf and Produce The Liquid Laugh
>>
>>
>Oh PLEASE!!  I got drunk this weekend, and, while I was performing the
>action so carefully named above, (kneeling on the floor) I thought of
>calling it "Praying to the porcelain god"  (and other worse things I can't
>really post!)
>
>Heather macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca
>
>


Hell I spent most of Wednsday night doing it.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jbv@IMD.Sterling.COM (James B Vacanti)
Subject: Re: Mommy Mommy
Summary: YUM, YUM 
Organization: Sterling Software
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 19:11:06 GMT
X-Md4-Signature: 154a9dbed39dd6ae0dd331fe4f5f73a6

In article <722209719.F00001@tdkt.kksys.com> Mark.Steiger@f4018.n282.z1.tdkt.kksys.com (Mark Steiger) writes:
>Mommy Mommy!  Why is daddy so pale??
>Shut up and keep digging..
>
>
> * Origin: The Igloo BBS Minneapolis 612-574-2079 (1:282/4018)




Kid : Mommy Mommy!   Give me a spoon!



      Mary threw up and Johnny's eating all the big pieces!

-- 
Jim Vacanti   Grew up on IBM :-) mainframes, now I must learn UNIX(tm) :-(   
Sterling Software IMD    /*=============================================*/
uunet!sparky!jbv         /* "If you're not part of the solution, then   */
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From: jbuskirk@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (OUCH!)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: That damn Green Golf Ball joke.
Date: 18 Nov 92 03:36:32 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania



Have you all who have the GGB joke considered how much bandwidth
is being wasted by not posting it?  If you post it once then many
people will stop asking for it and life will be much easier.  Post
the damn thing.

--jason

Organization: Senior, Social & Decision Sciences, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 23:06:02 -0500 
From: Elliott Schiff <es2r+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Funny firms/place names
	<BxtLsK.JyB@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>

Excerpts from netnews.rec.humor: 16-Nov-92 Re: Funny firms/place names
beth diane garfinkel@sil (748)

> >Gee, I wonder if Virginville, Pa and Climax, Michigan are "sister cities"....

> >Hey!  If you don't like it -- go to Hell, Michigan!

> Well, they do say that Intercourse is next to Paradise . . . and it's
> true, I've seen the road signs myself.


It's also near Blue Ball, PA and Middlesex, PA

On the subject of Pennsylvania towns...

A man and his wife are visiting the Lehigh Valley looks at one of those
direction
signs and the wife says "Look at that road sign," the wife says to her husband,
"the people here must be very religious.  They have cities named Bethlehem,
Nazareth, Egypt--"
     "Not so fast," said the husband, "they have Hellertown, too."

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From: mchaffee@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (REAL LIFE?!?!  HA!!)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Headlines
Date: 23 Nov 92 19:37:12 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.By6p61.Io9
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

meposner@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Marshall Posner) writes:

[Many funny headlines]

>  More later. 
> 
>Post others if you got 'em.

I heard a whole bunch of these a few years ago, but only one sticks in my
feeble memory:

Prostitutes appeal to Pope.



====
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael T Freeman)
Subject: Re: The Real GGBJ posted, finally!
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 18:48:15 GMT

marsh@hpsad.sad.hp.com (Marshall Ward) writes:

>Ok folks, enough is enough.  Here is the Green Golf Ball Joke!


>The joke is............


>ON YOU!  There is NO GGBJ!

>IT DOES NOT EXIST!  

>Come on, THINK about it, do you really think some joke exists that is sooooo
>funny/dirty/illegal/dangerous/offensive/(add your own adjective) that so 
>many people would claim to have it but not post it?

>They are laughing their asses off every time someone posts a "please send
>it to me, I can take it" message.

	Yes, that is true.  But those we are REALLY laughing at are the ones like
you who are REALLY excluded from the humor.  The ggbj DOES exist, whether you
are aware of it or not.   :-)

-- 
        --Just for the record, I did               Michael Freeman
          NOT vote for Billary Clinton... 	   mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
						   U of I at Urbana/Champaign
From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (R. Shirdi Prem)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Followup-To: rec.humor
Date: 17 Nov 1992 01:50:15 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Distribution: world
Reply-To: /dev/null
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.140.191

	Having seen all the fuss about the GGBJ, I posted the damn thing to
	close the topic for good (hopefully). It seems that the postnews
	facility at my site has been acting up lately, and the article did
	not make it to all sites on the net...... Did most of you get it ??

	If not, __DO NOT__ send me email. I will __NOT__ respond to email
	messages.

	I know I risked my usenet access privileges by posting the GGBJ, but 
	I guess it was worth it.       :-)

	Hey folks, anybody got an alternate punchline to the GGBJ ?? Maybe a 
	witty repartee from the vicar or the tart ??   8->

	Prem!
From: john@makesys.com (John Turman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: 19 Nov 92 18:22:08 GMT
Organization: Make Systems, Inc.

How about TOYOTA - Take Only Your Ordure To America
	for those of you without a dictionary ordure
	is another word for feces.

Or DODGE - Dangerous On Days Gears Engage

Or NISSAN - Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises
	    Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now

Or FORD - Fucker Only Runs Damaged

That's all for now

John T.
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b)
Subject: Re: _Wizardry_Compiled_
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 20:47:53 GMT

[stuff deleted]
>-- 
>Peter da Silva.  <peter@sugar.neosoft.com>.
> `-_-'   "Meglelted mr ma a farkasodat ?"
>  'U`    "Zure otsoa besarkatu al duzu gaur?"
>Das kann nicht mein Zimmer sein, denn ich atme kein Ammoniak.

PETER, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR WOLF????
Did it break the engagement?

-- 
Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway.

Bury me deep. The next generations will be hungry.
From: aaron@spectrx.saigon.com (Aaron Anderer - System)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: CRAPPY JOKE
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 92 19:51:28 PST
Organization: SPECTROX SYSTEMS (408)252-1005 Silicon Valley, Ca

loon@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za (LOON M J) writes:

> In article <aquigley.721388711@unix1.tcd.ie> aquigley@unix1.tcd.ie (Aaron J. 
> 
> 
> >>Anyway, I liked the joke (even this time around).
> 
> >>obbadjoke: Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
> >>           A: It was dead.
> 
> >Q: Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree 
> >A: It thought it was a game !
> 
> Q: Why did the third monkey fall from the tree?
> A: The tree fell down.

Q: Why did the fourth monkey fall from the tree?
A: It was shot dead by the net.police who hate cascades.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
From: souva@aibn55.mpifr-bonn.mpg.de (Ignatios Souvatzis)
Subject: Re: base -2 arithmetic (was: Re: Trinary)
Reply-To: isouvatzis@babsy.mpifr-bonn.mpg.de
Organization: Radioastronomisches Institut der Universitaet Bonn, Bonn, FRG
	<1duh56INNdu2@network.ucsd.edu>
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 15:00:02 GMT

In article <1duh56INNdu2@network.ucsd.edu> tck@bend.ucsd.edu (Kevin
Marcus) writes:

   In article <3ug2TB6w165w@mertwig.UUCP> xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel
   Drucker) writes:

   >souva@aibn58.mpifr-bonn.mpg.de (Ignatios Souvatzis) writes:
   >
   >> Base -1 might be trouble, but...
   >> 
   >> You CAN built base -2 arithmetic. 
   >> 
   >> 0	0
   >> 1	1
   >> 2	110
   >> 3	111
   >> 4	100
   >> 5	101
   >> 6	11010
   >> 7	11011
   >> 8	11000
   >> 9	11001
   >> 10	11110
   >

   He wasn't even counting in base two correctly....

   0      0
   1      1
   2      10
   3      11
   4      100
   5      101
   6      110
   7      111
   8      1000
   9      1001
   10     1010

You are absolutely right.  I didn't count in base two correctly. I did
count in base minus two.  Please read article
<1992Nov12.050621.2560@udel.edu> for further explanation, which should
have reached you by now.


--
Paper mail: Ignatios Souvatzis, Radioastronomisches Institut der 
            Universitaet Bonn, Auf dem Huegel 71, D-5300 Bonn 1, FRG
Internet:   souva@babsy.mpifr-bonn.mpg.de ignatios@cs.uni-bonn.de


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: armstron@psych.toronto.edu (Wendy Armstrong)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Organization: Psychology, U. of Toronto
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 13:56:22 GMT

     Have you Ever heard of this one:

             FORD  -  Fuckin Owner Real Dumb!!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: GGBJ
From: rfritz@zeus.calpoly.edu (Ryan E. Fritz)
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 19:13:02 GMT
Distribution: rec.humor
Organization: Psychotic Computer Geeks, Inc.

In rec.humor, mlxh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Michael Howard) spewed:
>At great personal risk (hhmmm... :-) I am posting the green golfball joke.
>This will hopefully clear up the fuss about it 'not existing', and show every1
>what all the fuss was about. <below edit taken off of monochrome somewhere>
>
>From: YYURYYUBICURYY4me (blackcat)
>Subject:The infamous green golf ball joke
>
> [some lame joke about a priest and a glass eye followed...]

That is NOT the Green Golf Ball Joke, guy.  Sorry, nice try. :)  I posted it
uuencode a little while back...  (yesterday or the day before).  Did anyone
get it?

-- 
Ryan E. Fritz
rfritz@zeus.calpoly.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu (Gundlach Family account)
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Organization: UGA Statistics Department
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 21:38:27 GMT

In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
%_In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
%_>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
%_>
%_>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
%_>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
%_>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
%_>>they'd be....
%_>
%_>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
%_>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
%_>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
%_>they'd be...
%_>
%_999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
%_999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
%_and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
%_they'd be...

999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall
and if one green bottle should accidentaly fall
they'd be...

%_
-- 
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*-:^) *** Mike Gundlach        * "No, please, call me, 'Wonko the Sane'.
* Gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu.*  Goodbye, and Thanks For all the Fish
********************************************************************************
From: hmuskat@igc.apc.org (Hal Muskat)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: How I Introed Clinton to KGB
Date: 19 Nov 92 01:19:00 GMT
Nf-ID: #R:cdp:1453700018:cdp:1453700019:000:232
Nf-From: cdp.UUCP!hmuskat    Nov 18 17:19:00 1992


If you've read this & can easily reply to let me know I would appreciate
the information. I am just trying to do some simple tracking & thinking of
putting more of my pieces online.

Thanks. Oh, reply by email.

hal

not a computer
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman)
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 19:18:26 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.174010.21857@spock.UUCP> gumby@spock.uucp (Danny Richman) writes:
>In article <19934.2b07c212@ul.ie> 9111298@ul.ie writes:
>>In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
>>>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
>>>>>
>>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>>they'd be....
>>>>>
>>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>they'd be...
>>>>>
>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>they'd be...
>>> 
>>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>> 999,999,996Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>> they'd be...
>>> 
>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>> And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>> there'd be...
>>
>999,999,994 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>999,999,994 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>they'd be....
>
999,999,993 Green bottles hanging on the wall
999,999,993 Green bottles hanging on the wall
and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
they'd be....
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From: marsh@hpsad.sad.hp.com (Marshall Ward)
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 23:55:23 GMT
Subject: Re: The Green Golf Ball Joke was....
Organization: HP Signal Analysis Division - Rohnert Park, CA
Newsgroups: rec.humor


>O.k.  I think I understand what is going on here.  If there
>is no fucking Green Golf Ball Joke, I'm really going to get 
>pissed.  So tell it to me!  Please please please please please
>please please please please please please please please please
>please please please please please please please please please
>PLEASE don't make me beg!

>Thank you.

>Bryan.

You ARE begging Bryan! And you might as well get pissed.  There is NO 
Green Golf Ball Joke!  It DOES NOT EXIST!!!!!!!!!!  Did everyone hear that?

The GGBJ is a MYTH!  You and every other person that is "begging" to be told
the GGBJ are simply providing amusement for all of the posters who say 
"It's the funniest joke ever but I can't post it because ..."

I mean come on!  I can not believe how long this has lasted this time.

Yes, that's right, you are not the first to be fooled into "begging" for the
joke.  It makes the rounds through the net about twice a year.  It usually
begins with someone posting "I heard this tremendously funny joke about
XX years ago called the GGBJ, but I can't remember it. Does someone have a
copy?"  This is usually followed by "I have a copy, but if I posted it my
sys admin will kill my account. But you're really missing something if you
have never heard it!"  

Then, the endless stream of "Please post it, I can take it!"

Can we please stop this and post some REAL jokes now?

Now I suppose that someone will tell me I am deprived because I never heard
the joke.

TO everyone even contemplating asking for the GGBJ, the joke is on YOU!

Use your brain, Do you really believe a joke exists that is soooooo
incredibly funny/offensive/dangerous/etc, etc, etc.  That NO ONE is willing
to post it?  Get a clue.  Someone would post it just so they could be the 
hero of the NET!

IF you still believe it exists and continue asking for it, then I am afraid  
there is nothing more I can do.  You are destined to be the puppet of any
idiot that comes along.    

Good luck!

Marshall Ward

OBJoke: ANYONE asking to see the GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE!
From: spemew@thor.cf.ac.uk (M E Wheeler 92)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: DO YOU KNOW THE GGBJ?!?
Date: 20 Nov 92 09:52:33 GMT
Organization: University of Wales College at Cardiff
X-Mailer: Cardiff Computing Maths PP Mail Open News Gateway


	Oh go on then - Email it to me if its so funny.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dls30876@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (DaveMan )
Subject: Sorority girl jokes
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 20:28:03 GMT

About 3-4 weeks ago, someone posted a list of sorority girl jokes, and
I wasn't able to save them at the time.  If someone could repost these
or just mail them to me, that would be great.  

dls30876@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
From: john@attcan.UUCP (John Benfield)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Date: 20 Nov 92 20:30:14 GMT
Organization: AT&T Canada - MIS Network Development

In article <Bxq8Fq.9zH@mach1.wlu.ca>, brea9430@mach1.wlu.ca (breadner kenneth cecil joseph u) writes:
| In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
| >In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
| >>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
| >>
| >>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
| >>....
| >>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
| >>....
| >999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
| >999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
| >and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
| >they'd be...
| >
| Hey! I wanna see the rest of the verses!


That'ld take away all the suspense then, wouldn't it.

You'll just have to wait for the book, like the rest of us.

*Cujo*
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: nking@unix1.tcd.ie (Nev's family recipe)
Subject: Re: Funny Headlines
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 21:43:34 GMT

How about "Nuns refusal to lay teachers" about boarding schools not
allowing part-timers...or...

A picture with these three young country lads holding sheep and the
caption

"Farmers face mounting problems"


Well it was funny with the picture...

Nev

Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.humor
From: richardr@mari.acc-admin.stolaf.edu (SnowDog)
Subject: Re: Pickup Line List wanted!
Organization: St. Olaf College; Northfield, MN  USA
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 02:23:38 GMT

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Beatrice?"

"You have to help me.  I may be homosexual, and you are the only woman who
 can cure me." <--no flames please...

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Roman R. Richardson	|Ibanex-RB800 Deluxe, Roland BN-60, R.Cocco Strings
St. Olaf College	|Disciple of the All-Mighty Geddy!!!
Northfield, MN 55057	|Judoka from Hell...still seeks revenge on Rene Capo
(507) 646-2639		|Claim to Fame: Had lunch with Clive Barker at McDons