HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: shaun@octel.com (Attacking Deep Structure)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: MIPS
Date: 4 Sep 92 20:11:38 GMT
Organization: Octel Communications Inc., Milpitas Ca.

In article <1992Sep4.081013.28409@comp.lancs.ac.uk> daves@comp.lancs.ac.uk (Dave Stow) writes:
>Could someone mail me the list of the meanings of MIPS???

Massively Inconclusive Performance Suite


-- 
shaun@octel.com  ||  "Now is the time on Sprockets when we Lambada!"
              
Days of Our Lives: It softens heads while you do dishes!
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FOAD    F**K Off And Die!
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From: usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Reply-To: jota@iguana.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins)
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA, PORTUGAL.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 14:14:24 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.182444.6151@island.COM> fester@island.COM (Mike Fester) writes:
>In article <AefxWr_00WBNA8iVQy@andrew.cmu.edu> "John J. Lucena" <lucena+@CMU.EDU> writes:
>>>|> 
>>>|> 	How many times do i need to say this ?
>>>|> 	I AM NOT AMERICAN ! 
>>> 
>>>There is nothing worse than an American who tries to deny his
>>>being an American!  Just because the economy has taken some
>>>hard knocks you have all these people pretending that there not
>>>Americans.
>
>>>Besides, even if you are not an American, thats no excuse
>>>for not being one.
> 
>>Yeah, ok so everyone should claim to be an american right?
>
>Or an American wrong, or an American left. What's really important is being
>an American.
>
>>So who the fuck are you?
>
>Read the name at the top.

	At the top of what ? Over the piece of shit u're standing in ?

>
>> A real American, or someone who is just claiming to be one?
>
>My word, you are obnoxious. Probably they wouldn't let you be an American.
>
>>>|> 	In case u don't have enough culture, Portugal is that small country
>>>|> next to Spain, not a region in the USA. 
>>> 
>>>Isn't that the country that was almost purchased by Disney for
>>>use as the European Disney World?  As I recall the deal fell
>>>through because the Disney people felt that Portugal wasn't
>>>a good choice - Too many people there running around and shouting
>>>that they were not American. 
>> 
>>Can you imagine Disney in Europe? 
>
>Nah, never happen. France has too much culture for that.
>
>> All the Europeans should become Americans and visit the original Disney in 
>> the US. Right?
>
>Yep, and drive pickup trucks and buy american dictionaries and ignore countries
>smaller than, oh, Spain, for example.

	Yeah, that sure is a tipical american atitude : Being IGNORANT !
>
>>Since you work at THINK, maybe you should before you post shit.
>
>Since you're posting from Melon, maybe you're a fruit?

	Since u are posting from the USA, may I assume u are an ignorant moron ?

>
>Mike
>-- 
>Disclaimer - I'm only doing what the little voices tell me to do. 


----
 joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.inesc.pt
 
 "Carpe Diem, she muttered, and laughed. We seize the day.	
  Well, sometimes, the day seizes back !" (Psychodrome)
From: cm182s182@pdrome.UUCP (Clayton Miner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: More Ascii Pics
Date: 2 Sep 92 11:36:45 GMT
Organization: The PowerDrome BBS [(716)825-3614 CNet]
X-BBS-Software: EXCELSIOR! v0.95f

To the poster of the ASCII babes...
 
    You are either very sick or very talented or both...
 
      That is an extremely rare combination these days, keep up the good work!
 
Skeksis
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Mark Kovarski <kovarski@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: nursery rhymes
Organization: ZOOiD BBS
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 15:12:32 GMT


The funniest british comedian was Benny Hill. To be honest with you, I really
hate british comedy shows. I think they are lame beyond believe. I like
Andrew Dice Clay, Married with Children, Night Court (Dan Fielding) etc. 
Those are, in my opinion, the funniest shows around. They show here some
british comedy shows and I really wonder how long they have been boring
people to death with those. Are there any funny, nasty, dirty, pig-dog shows
in britain? 

Let me know...

Regards,
Mark K.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jcruz@etch-eshop.Berkeley.EDU (Joey Cruz)
Subject: Read My Lips
Reply-To: jcruz@etch-eshop.Berkeley.EDU (Joey Cruz)
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 23:54:03 GMT

Here's one I heard from a Lesbian friend:

Q: Why did Mrs. Clinton shaved her pubic hair?

A: Read her LIPS no more BUSH.......


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From: joconnor@evax11.eng.fsu.edu (JAMES P O)
Subject: MADD (mathematicians.....
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.3-4   
Reply-To: joconnor@evax11.eng.fsu.edu
Organization: Florida State University Computing Center
Date:  8 SEP 92 12:00:31    

Mathematicians          (seen on chalkboard before class)
Against
Drunk
Deriving

--->->->->->------------G-O----N-O-L-E-S------------------------------------->
James O'Connor                            FSU-VS-CLEMSON
JOCONNOR@EVAX.eng.fsu.edu                 SEPT 12, 1992  7:30PM
FSU/FAMU College-O-Engineering            Tiger Stadium, Clemson
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers
From: forbush@vxdesy.desy.de
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: (DESY, Hamburg, Germany)
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 19:14:33 GMT

In article <1992Sep13.051133.5035@cs.uow.edu.au>, david@cs.uow.edu.au (David E A Wilson) writes:
> u734120@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (John Lamp) writes:
>>>peter@taronga.com (Peter da Silva) writes:
>>>> Hibberts Law #14:
>>>> 	When two technologies are competing for the marketplace,
>>>> 	the inferior one always succeeds.
>>And VHS winning over Beta ;->
> 
> But VHS had the superior running time (2 hrs vs 1 hr) when first introduced
> and movies usually run for more than 1 hr... Here is Australia we can now get
> E-300 (5 hour) tapes that will run for 10 hours at LP speed. What can US
> VHS & Beta machines reach?
> -- 
> David Wilson				(042) 21 3802 voice, (042) 21 3262 fax
> Dept Comp Sci, Uni of Wollongong	david@cs.uow.edu.au

Because PAL contains more lines of information than NTSC (the US standard)
you can always record longer with NTSC. For example, if you use
an E-300 tape in a US VCR you can record 10 hours and 45 minutes.

This works for Camcorders as well... a 90 minute European
8mm cassette will last for 130 minutes.


Now for the funny part.......

-- 
 Mars is essentially in the same orbit... somewhat the same distance from the
 Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals,
 we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If
 oxygen, that means we can breathe.
       -- Vice President Dan Quayle
From: donb@pdx.csd.mot.com (Don Bolton)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wet-Backs
Date: 11 Sep 92 19:32:51 GMT
Reply-To: donb@pdx.csd.mot.com (Don Bolton)
Organization: No Se Habla Wetback You Hosers

In article <3558@ra.nrl.navy.mil> miner@hightop.nrl.navy.mil (Les Miner) writes:
>In article <22309@nntp_server.ems.cdc.com> you@ems.cdc.com writes:
>>In article <memo.616815@cix.compulink.co.uk>, hallan@cix.compulink.co.uk (Hugh Allan) writes:
>>|> Excuse me for asking, but what's a wet-back?


>>Something like a green-back only wet.

>actually it is a derogatory (sp?) remark twoards the hispanic race.

So called as they used to swim across the rivers (or up the coast) at night
to sneak into the US without detection. Some handles seem to stick aparently.

Immigrations still maintains watch on some of the popular landing sites.


Now I live in an area where the populace is 1/3(s) Spoiled Anglos (include
me in this please), Russian Immagrants (some particular religoius faction),
and Hispanic Farm laborers. I'm always amazed at *some* of these people who
still hold fast to traditional old world values, strong family unit etc that
although they live in near squallor, are proud and happier than us "well to
dos" that are always griping about the things we can't afford.

It seems however that their young seem to "Americanize" quickly and begin
expecting everything like us spoiled folk. Some of them are real out-of hand.
Though, having seen some of the injustices their parents have tolerated with
proud humility I can see why the young are so riled up. There's a whole lot
of us "spoiled anglos" taking advantage of the language barriers, and keeping
them on a "second-class-citizen" leash. I don't see it so much as being
descrimination as it is just plain greed.

Don "Hola There Comrade" Bolton
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 11:06:30 EDT
From: <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Humor
 <1992Sep6.143017.19381@ugle.unit.no>

>>>>>  How come this is called 'rec.humor'?
>>>>Are you trying to start a cascade?
>>> He's probaly got a brain tumor.
>> Now look at the mess you made.
>Aargh!  Stop this right now!
Cut it out, you steeeenkin cow!

Hans C. Masing | HCM100@PSUVM.psu.edu  | Penn State University MIS Dept |
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is
"God is crying."  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to
tell him is "Probably because of something you did."  - Jack Handey
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: roush@stortek.com (Jeff Roush)
Subject: Re: Joke in need of a punchline
Organization: Storage Technology Corp.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 22:01:10 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.125900.20690@bcars6a8.bnr.ca> coop4y44@bnr.ca (Robb Keayes) writes:
>I have had the opening line of what I think has the potential to be a pretty good joke kicking around in my head for some time.  Tragically, I can't for the
>life of me come up with a body for it.  Here is the line:
>
>	"Two nuns, a vampire and a hockey stick walk into a bar..."
>
>Is there a kind soul out there who might be able to complete this unfinished 
>(potential :) masterpeice?
>
>Robb

Can't help with the body, but howsabout the punchline:

Get the bloody puck out of here!

Jeff_Roush@stortek.com
my opinions are my own...
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: leifmk@Lise.Unit.NO (Leif Magnar Kj|nn|y)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Organization: Norwegian Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 18:45:18 GMT


 
In article <1992Sep3.220317.2398@gtephx.UUCP>, forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona) writes:

 > For Christ's sake already!  It's about time you woke up and figured 
 > out that *nobody* controls the net.  

Anarchy on the net!  :)

 > Anyone who thinks that the "Holy Bible" is the un-altered word of
 > god is an idiot who can't even read the warnings the the bible 
 > itself provides.

Amen to that, brother.

 > Anyone who thinks that the churches exist today to serve either
 > the will of god or the people is a blind imbicile.

 > Yikes! Blasphemy!  Somebody call the net.SYSTEM_OPERATOR, or the
 > net.police!  (Send them to the net.address below)  Have me arrested!
 > Have my account closed! Kick my sacreligious butt of the net!
 
Call the Church Police!  (No, seriously.  If current trends are allowed to
continue in the U.S., you WILL HAVE a genuine Church Police over there in another
decade or two.  And they won't be funny, either.  Read up on the REAL Spanish
Inquisition.  Then consider Iran, Ayatollah Khomeini, and the average Charismatic
TV Preacher.  Pat Robertson for President--Bloody Terror Now!) 
 
 > "25 States allow anyone to buy a gun, strap it on, and walk down the street with
 > no permit of any kind: some say it's crazy.  However, 4 out of 5 US murders are 
 > committed in the other half of the country: so who is crazy?"   -  Andrew Ford
 > gtephx!forda@enuucp.eas.asu.edu  OR  !uunet!samsung!romed!enuucp!gtephx!forda

Well, something's wrong in the US, anyway.  I don't know if guns are the core of
the problem--I doubt if they are--but you DO have just about the worst murder
statistics of any nation in the world.  This is not criticism from a holier-than-
thou foreigner.  It is an expression of concern from one who has lived for a 
period of time in the US, and who knows and loves several people over there, and
who is painfully aware that any problem in a country as powerful as the US will
have its repercussions everywhere else.  Something drastic needs to be done.
And one thing is certain:  George Bush isn't the one to do it.  No sir.

Leif
.sig under construction, opinions strong and solitary.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System)
Subject: Re: Hello
Reply-To: jota@iguana.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins)
Organization: INESCoxo ?
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 14:17:52 GMT

In article <BuL7st.30B@ais.org> draper@ais.org (Patrick Draper) writes:
>In article <1992Sep14.135537.6588W@viper.edb.tih.no> terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep11.171309.27762@ra.msstate.edu>, bill@AEC.MsState.Edu (bill balcerzak) writes:
>>
>>
>>>Hello.  How are you today?
>>I'm fine, so cascade away!
>OK. You can call me ray.
-"me ray" ?! are u there ??
----
 joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.inesc.pt
 
 "Carpe Diem, she muttered, and laughed. We seize the day.	
  Well, sometimes, the day seizes back !" (Psychodrome) 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: st1ns@rosie.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Subject: Re: Grammar
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 01:05:00 GMT

In article <1992Sep10.063620.2471@usage.csd.unsw.OZ.AU>, 2120158@hydra.maths.unsw.EDU.AU () writes...
>In article <!-ln!8#@lynx.unm.edu> bantolph@carina.unm.edu (Bard's are the Best) writes:
>>	Tis iz fer al u nurdz hoo, Ar stuk oN; kerrrektin gramir? wId diss
>>rtikel yoo kIN hav lotz uv funn: an kerect (stuf untle (yer hartz desir@
>>may be wile yer Buzy fiksin thiss u wil leve evry litel misteak Thatt 
>>apeerz in odder artikels an stopp ANoyiN de resst uv uss wid yer anel 
>>retentiv natur! hOO cars iff sumbudy fergot ann a-postrivfe merk sumware.
>>
>>
>>	IFF ENYBUDY fIKSEZ DIS DEY R HOPLES!
>>
>> 
>  YO, how about we try this in English or Australian, instead of American!!!
> 

Whutchewgot agin us Murrikins, ennyhoo?  We kin spel reel good iffen we wunts
too.  Summus got kumpewters jest fer thet vurry perpuss.  En sumdey we mite 
git sumbuddy tuh reed thuh instruckshins two us sose we kin tern em awn.
From: hawes@ds15.scri.fsu.edu (Fred Hawes)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ggbj - urgent request!!!
Date: 15 Sep 92 07:20:43 GMT
Reply-To: hawes@ds15.scri.fsu.edu (Fred Hawes)
Organization: SCRI, Florida State University

Yeah, me too, I came in late for it.  Someone please email it to me.
Thanks.

Regards,
Fred Hawes

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jaa@hutcs.cs.hut.fi (Jari Alasuvanto)
Subject: Request, mother-in-law jokes
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 06:42:54 GMT

	I would like to have some mother-in-law jokes. 

	Answer by mail or post a follow-up. I will try to compile a list.

	Thanks in advance

 

--
Jari Alasuvanto, Lab. of Info Proc. Sci, Helsinki Univ. of Techology, Finland
Internet: jaa@hutcs.hut.fi tel: +358-0-451 3245	fax: +358-0-465 077
<All the statements are my own -- HUT can make its own>>
From: kellyb@ccsua.ctstateu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: <None>
Date: 9 Sep 92 16:59:43 GMT
Organization: Yale University, Department of Computer Science, New Haven, CT


   There once was a guy named Dave
   who found a dead hooker in a cave
   she was ugly as sin
   looked like Rin TiN Tin
   but think of the money he saved



             it's a sick world
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jswitzer@afit.af.mil (Chip Switzer)
Subject: Re: SHIT LIST wanted
Organization: Air Force Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 11:48:26 GMT


=========== The Shit List ===========

 1. Ghost Shit:  The kind where you feel the shit come out, but there
    no shit in the toilet.

 2. Clean Shit:  The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet
    but there's nothing on the toilet paper.

 3. Wet Shit:  The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still
    feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt a
    underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.

 4. Second Wave Shit:  This happens when you are done shitting and you
    pull your pants up to your knees, and realize that you have to shit
    some more.

 5. Brain Hemorage Shit (or the Pop-a-vein-in-your-forehead Shit): 
    The kind where you strain so much get it out you practically have a stroke.

 6. Lincoln Log Shit:  The kind of shit that is so huge you're afraid
    to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet
    brush.

 7. Gassey Shit:  It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

 8. Drinker's Shit:  The kind of shit you have the morning after a long
    night of drinking.  It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks
    bottom of the toilet.

 9. Corn Shit:  Self explanatory.

10. "Gee I wish I could shit" Shit:  The kind where you want to shit but
    all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

11. Spinal Tap Shit:  That's where it hurts so badly coming out you'd
    swear it was leaving you sideways.

12. Wet Cheeks Shit (or the Power Dump):  The kind that comes out of your
    ass so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

13. Liquid Shit:  The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of
    butt and splashes all over the inside of your toilet bowl, the
    whole time chronically burning your tender anus.

14. Mexican Food Shit:  It smells so bad your nose burns.

15: Upper Class Shit:  The kind of shit that doesn't smell.

16: The Surprise Shit:  You're not even at the toilet because you're
    you are about to fart, but oops!....A shit!

17: The Dangling Shit:  The shit refuses to drop into the toilet even
    though you know you're done shit-ing it.  You just pray a shake or
    two will cut it loose.
-- 

Chip Switzer                            "A witty saying proves nothing." 
jswitzer@afit.af.mil                              -- Voltaire 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cb@wixer.cactus.org (Cyberspace Buddha)
Subject: Re: Jokes to offend almost everybody (repost, these aren't my jokes)
Organization: Real/Time Communications
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 92 13:39:16 GMT

In article <92248.083353HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>In article <1992Sep04.003942.20583@bnr.ca>, bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
>says:
>>In article <Bu0z2z.Evx@scd.hp.com>, tim@hpdstma.ptp.hp.com () writes:
>>|>Nuke the gay whales!
>>No, no, no, no!
>>It's :
>>Nuke the Commie Gay Baby Whales
>>
>No no no no no.
>
>Muke the Commie Gay Baby Minority Feminist Whales in the name of Christ.
>

buncha ignern't dweebs...  
it's:
"Disco *still* sucks."

;)
From: deepak@konark.njit.edu (Deepak Kakadasam)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Test....
Date: 10 Sep 92 20:56:01 GMT
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.


Test. 
-- 
VLSI:=> "Getting High On Low Voltage"
From: shaig@Think.COM (Shai Guday)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Date: 9 Sep 1992 15:30:12 GMT
Organization: Thinking Machines Corporation, Cambridge MA, USA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: merlin.think.com

In article <1992Sep9.152101.12437@inesc.pt>, usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
|> 
|> 	How many times do i need to say this ?
|> 	I AM NOT AMERICAN ! 

There is nothing worse than an American who tries to deny his
being an American!  Just because the economy has taken some
hard knocks you have all these people pretending that there not
Americans.

Besides, even if you are not an American, thats no excuse
for not being one.

|> 	In case u don't have enough culture, Portugal is that small country
|> next to Spain, not a region in the USA. 

Isn't that the country that was almost purchased by Disney for
use as the European Disney World?  As I recall the deal fell
through because the Disney people felt that Portugal wasn't
a good choice - Too many people there running around and shouting
that they were not American.
From: miriam@seismo.gps.caltech.edu (Miriam Jackson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Smileys wanted
Keywords: smileys
Date: 12 Sep 92 20:53:42 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena

the subject line says it all.  Would someone please e-mail me a smiley list;
I lost mine.  I'd appreciate e-mail rather than (or as well as) posting
them because I don't wander into this group much,

	thanks.


-- 
****************************************************************************
	  Miriam Jackson,    miriam@seismo.gps.caltech.edu
****************************************************************************
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 22:36:20 EDT
From: <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NoTitle
 <1992Sep8.205640.15327@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>

In article <1992Sep8.205640.15327@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>,
lipscomb@lonestar.utsa.edu (David S. Lipscomb) says:
>
>In article <1992Sep8.192524.6108@seas.gwu.edu> ahmad@seas.gwu.edu (Aftab
>Ahmad)
>writes:
>>
>>Speed of light is 186000 miles/sec. The speed of darkness cannot be measured.
>The exact speed of light is 186,282.397 miles/sec in a vacuum.

I'm sorry, but since you need to nitpick, the speed of light that you gave
was HARDLY accurate.  I computed three more significant digits.  More
accurately, c=186282.397061 miles/second.  OR, if you prefer a REAL
measurement system, that is approximately 299,792,458 meters/second.

But to what reference are you refering?   Weeeellllllllll, in 1905
Albert Einstein put forth two theorems which were part of his special
theory of relativity.  One of the most important towards this theory
stated that "The speed of light has the same value c in all direction
and in all inertial reference frames."

I can just see how these comic books have undermined the education of
America's youth.  Why, back in *MY* day, comic books were damned accurate.
Must be them commies.  When the Hulk smashed something, he fer damned sure
performed a quick calculus to compute the exact amount of forced needed
to render the specific object unusuable.  Nowadays, why these comic book
her's just go around bashin and a smashin without no regard fer physics.

The shame in it all...
Hans C. Masing | HCM100@PSUVM.psu.edu  | Penn State University MIS Dept |

"What's the matter, you dissentious rogues, that in scratching the poor
itch of your opinion make yourselves scabs?" - Will Shakespeare
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: 2120158@hydra.maths.unsw.EDU.AU ()
Subject: Re: Grammar
Organization: school of Mathematics UNSW
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 06:36:20 GMT

In article <!-ln!8#@lynx.unm.edu> bantolph@carina.unm.edu (Bard's are the Best) writes:
>	Tis iz fer al u nurdz hoo, Ar stuk oN; kerrrektin gramir? wId diss
>rtikel yoo kIN hav lotz uv funn: an kerect (stuf untle (yer hartz desir@
>may be wile yer Buzy fiksin thiss u wil leve evry litel misteak Thatt 
>apeerz in odder artikels an stopp ANoyiN de resst uv uss wid yer anel 
>retentiv natur! hOO cars iff sumbudy fergot ann a-postrivfe merk sumware.
>
>
>	IFF ENYBUDY fIKSEZ DIS DEY R HOPLES!
>
> 
  YO, how about we try this in English or Australian, instead of American!!!

Matthew
UNSW,SYDNEY.
australia.

  --reality is the illusion created by those who cannot handle drugs--
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From: edw@sequent.com (Ed Wright)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: A joke?
Date: 15 Sep 92 00:37:07 GMT
Organization: Orygun Society For HUman Rustabillity Assessment

In article <1992Sep14.193125.24632@newshost.unh.edu> ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) writes:
%
%A person died without Christ and went to hell for eternity.
%
%Oh, I'm sorry -- this is for humor.  But the devil is laughing his head off!


I sure wish that "Holier than thou pompous asshole" would work in my KILL
file. I guess that KILL by poster will have to do.
I sure wish these yahoos would get a life.

OBJOKE:
Two born agains are talkign about how holy they are, and both burn in hell
for eternity for the sin of pride.
hahahahahahaha

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