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From: lovegod@wam.umd.edu (Donald Andrew Agarrat)
Subject: Re: Tim Chain Porn (Re: High School Athletes (lusher))
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 22:54:26 GMT

In article <thaaang.727837756@cwis> thaaang@cwis.unomaha.edu  
(John Dorrance) continues our tale of intrigue and lust:
} Madonna's eyes filled with lust (you know, like in 'Burning 
} Up', when she's writhing in front of the car), and she began 
} to slink to the surprisingly matronly Betty (in kind of the 
} same attitude she had in Dick Tracy where she and Warren 
} Beatty first meet) when she tripped over a rattle that Pebbles 
} had left lying in the middle of the floor. 'Oh!' she cried, 
} falling quite clumsily (I don't think she's done that before) 
} and scraping her knee on the rough wood floor. 'Pebbles!'  
} Wilma shouted, as Betty gave Madonna her seat, kneeled before 
} her, and began sucking her knee to try to remove the sliver 
} that had lodged there. 'I told you to pick up after yourself!' 
} Pebbles started, looking frightened (and perhaps just a little 
} aroused?). Wendy guffawed and said 'Gorsh!'.

Madonna started to writhe some more and said, "Yeah, suck it  
Betty ... Mmmmmm ... Ahhh (you know, like in _Erotica_)".  Betty  
started licking Madonna's thighs with strong, cat-like strokes  
and Wilma said, "Pebbles, go in there and play Sega Genesis with  
Uncle Barney ..."  Pebbles got up, but she took a detour into  
Bam-Bam's room.

[Did I tell you that this was not the original Flintsones, but  
the tacky one where Pebbles and Bam-Bam were boyfriend and  
girlfriend (and eventually got married)?  Well, it is.  This  
happens before they got married.]

Pebbles peeked in and found Bam-Bam in a ferociously hot circle  
jerk session with Peter and Bobby Brady.  Peter was tweaking  
Bam-Bam's boyish nipples while Bobby was applying cheap cocoa  
butter lotion to Bam-Bam's unnaturally large cock, spilling some  
on his thighs.  Pebbles watched as Bam-Bam's manly chest heaved  
(he must have been adopted, Uncle Barney wasn't hardly as  
well-built) and hand went softly down to her steaming cunt to  
stroke it lightly.  At first.  It smelled of that rose-scented  
disposable douche her mother told her to try out.  She heard  
Bobby say, "Peter, I bet you can't take all of that cock"  He  
held Bam-Bam's gigantic erection up to Peter's face.  Peter  
replied, "I sure can!"  Bobby retorted, "Can not!"  Peter  
responded, "Can, too!  Watch me!"  With that, he swallowed  
Bam-Bam's cock into his young, tight mouth.  Pebbles watched on;  
she could see the outline of Bam-Bam's cock as it went down  
Peter's throat.

Suddenly, Pebbles felt a tongue at her hot, sexlips.  It was  
Linda Evangelista and she brought the whole crew and staff from  
the "Too Funky" video.  Including George.  Apparently, he was  
lighting some incense.

Tim and Picard sensed his presence next door.
From: ac999273@umbc.edu (ac999273)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Best Response? (Was Tips for coming out to friends?)
Date: 27 Jan 1993 15:55:04 -0500
Organization: Univ. of MD, Baltimore County
NNTP-Posting-Host: umbc5.umbc.edu

In article <1993Jan27.185703.3963@spdcc.com> shafer@spdcc.com (Mary Shafer) writes:
>
>
>So what's the best response you've gotten to a direct coming-out?  To
>an oblique one?  The funniest?
>
	The best response... from another male... "Well come over hear and
hold me then!"  I am still dating him.

Kev


Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: tdbear@dvorak.amd.com (Thomas D. Barrett)
Subject: Re: Sexual harassment from queers
Organization: Advanced Micro Devices, Inc.; Austin, Texas
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 14:11:45 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.042203.21865@netcom.com> jfh@netcom.com (Jack Hamilton) writes:
>>We don't talk about it because it looks bad; for the same reason we don't talk
>>about domestic violence in same-sex couples, same-sex rape amongst openly gay/
>>les/bi folk, alcoholism in the community, etc.
>
>Maybe those things aren't talked about wherever the hell you are, but they
>are certainly discussed in the San Francisco Bay area. 

I'm not sure what Joe meant by "talked about," but it has not been my
experience that these are typical subjects of idle conversation.  I've
only either read about them in advertisements or other printed
material concerning the "problems" of our community or heard the
"victims" speak at rap sessions. 

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From: jsb16@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Jennifer S Broekman)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Actionary Activism (NY)
Date: 26 Jan 93 20:08:03 GMT
Reply-To: jsb16@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Jennifer S Broekman)
Organization: Columbia University

If it's time to act (instead of react), how shall we start? Obviously NY
State needs a nondiscrimination law covering orientation. We need to visit
Sen. Moynihan and Sen. D'Amato while we're in DC. Is anyone organizing
a delegation to the Senators? Is there a group lobbying for state legislation?
Do we have an Assemblycritter willing to propose the legislation?

I was planning on driving/training down to DC early the day of the MOW itself,
but if there's a delegation going to visit Senators and someplace for me to
sleep...

-jenneke

   Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully  -- Geoff Marcy
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform. - Alfred Kinsey
		jenneke is: jsb16@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: ECL4JN2@MVS.OAC.UCLA.EDU (Jack B. Nimble)
Subject: Re: GLAAD: Sowell Off Target
Date: 21 Jan 93 13:37:14 PST

In article <18437@autodesk.COM>, on 20 Jan 93 22:22:27 GMT,
owen@autodesk.com (D. Owen Rowley) writes:

>
>In article <19930119103451ECL4JN2@MVS.OAC.UCLA.EDU>, ECL4JN2@MVS.OAC.UCLA.EDU (Jack B. Nimble) writes:
>|   The Dec. 21 issue of Forbes magazine carried a column by
>|   Thomas Sowell of Stanford's Hoover Institution decrying the
>|   possibility of lifting the ban on the service of openly gay
>|   and lesbian citizens in the military.  .....
>|   Then, in a bizarre twist, he observes that "gays have become
>|   another privileged class (because college) men's toilets have
>|   become rendezvous centers for homosexual activity.".....
>|    That this kind of drivel can gain
>|   a place on the pages of a well-known national publication is
>|   unfortunate.  While Forbes has the right to clutter its
>|   opinion columns in any way it sees fit, where are the articles
>|   that would promote a serious discussion of this issue or
>|   provide a balance to the blatant prejudice and ignorance of a
>|   Mr. Sowell?  Your comments to the editor can only be helpful,
>|   write: Mr. James W. Michaels, Editor, Forbes, 60 Fifth
>|   Avenue, New York 10011; Mr. Thomas Sowell, c/o Hoover
>|   Institution, Stanford University, Stanford, CA 94305; (415)
>|   723-1754.
>
>Considering that Malcolm Forbes was an accomplished Faggot himself
>it does boggle the mind.
>
>I wonder what would happen if they were deluged with letters or calls
>detailing homosexual rendezvous' with The Late Mr Forbes in public
>toilets ?
>
>:-)
>
Actually, I was quite disheartened to learn that Sowell actually spewed
out this garbage. He is a renowned free-market black economist who has
written incisively about the harmful effects to blacks of affirmative
action programs and institutionalized governmental welfare. Clarence
Thomas referred to Sowell during his confirmation hearings as one of the
major influences in the development of his philosophy. I've read two of
his books, _Knowledge and Decisions_, and _Markets and Minorities_, both
informative and well-written.

Sadly, not all free-marketeers are also libertarians when it comes to
human rights. I hope that with respect to Sowell, it's a matter of
misinformation as to the scope of the problem of public sex
rather than simple bigotry.
>
>Oh wicked owen ..
>such a nasty imagination.
>anybody got a stamp...
>or two
>
Actually, I plan to read the article to see firsthand exactly what
Sowell wrote and reply to _Forbes_. I'll let you take the low road
and remind the readers about the late Malcolm, Sr.

    =Jack=

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From: jsb16@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Jennifer S Broekman)
Subject: Re: Finally!!!
Reply-To: jsb16@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Jennifer S Broekman)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 16:10:17 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.014624.22521@samba.oit.unc.edu> 
czmt@gibbs.oit.unc.edu (Season Marie Taylor) writes:
>In article <1993Jan20.195324.15848@tc.cornell.edu> 
>shore@dinah.tc.cornell.edu (Melinda Shore) writes:
>>it's been an awfully long 12 years and I'm very, very
>>pleased that we finally ran the criminals out of the White
>>House.

>i can't even remember when there weren't criminals in the white house, as
>i was only 6 when Reagan was inaugurated.

I was 8. Watching the election returns and being disappointed that Reagan
won is my first memory of a political event.

-jenneke

   Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully  -- Geoff Marcy
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform. - Alfred Kinsey
		jenneke is: jsb16@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: rdonahue@spdcc.com (Bob Donahue)
Subject: military ban legislation upcoming
Organization: insert anything here
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 18:33:52 GMT

	According to the paper the morning, it is expected that
if Clinton is successful in either removing the ban on the military
or starting a process by which the ban can be removed, that 
legislation will be introduced to Congress which will change the
existing Executive Order to a legal directive.

	It is NOT likely that this will be a singular bill!
Mor elikely it will be added as an AMENDMENT to another bill
which has congressional support, thereby making it nearly
impossible to stop it from being passed.  Since there is no
line-item veto for the President, he would have to veto the
entire bill to prevent an anti-gay rider.

	There are two bills mentioned as being likely targets:
the Family Leave Act and one other I think having to do with
medical coverage.  Both were bills not expected to be signed by Bush
but were already promised to be signed by Clinton.  Therefore,
it becomes a choice between breaking a campaign promise to
the general populace, or to gays in the wake of fierce opposition
to overturning the current ban.  (Gee, I wonder which one he'd do?)

	IT is expected that these attachments will be made in the
near future, probably by Helms (who is notorious for this sort
of stuff) and is expected to make it through (as they usually do).

BBC
Newsgroups: soc.motss,soc.bi
From: anderson@macc.wisc.edu (Jess Anderson)
Subject: Re: Gay soda! I'm so excited!
Organization: Madison Academic Computing Center, UW-Madison
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 19:04:36 GMT

In article <C16r9A.GGp@queernet.org> rogerk@queernet.org
(Roger B.A.  Klorese) writes:

>Hint:  fill an ice tray with the same coffee.  Then use the coffee cubes
>to chill any coffee you make later...

AHA!!!  Unmasked at last!  Here, friends, is the source of
all those "Hints from Heloise" columns you've hated for
years.  Send him all your recipes for stale bread.  Pack up
those broken toothpicks, torn cookie bags, and (carefully
rinsed, please) used coffee filters, and who knows, maybe
you'll be quoted in a future column on trash souffle.  But
don't bother with anything latex or old tricks; he already
has enough to last a lifetime!

-- 
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[Internet: anderson@macc.wisc.edu <-best, UUCP:{}!uwvax!macc.wisc.edu!anderson]
[Room 3130 <> 1210 West Dayton Street / Madison WI 53706 <> Phone 608/262-5888]
[---------> Discrimination, Bigotry, and Hate are not Family Values <---------]
From: allemang@lia.di.epfl.ch (Dean Allemang)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: High School Athletes (lusher)
Date: 21 Jan 93 13:40:20 GMT
Organization: DI-LIA -- Ecole Polytechnique Federale de Lausanne
In-reply-to: twpierce@unix.amherst.edu's message of 18 Jan 93 21:29:05 GMT


In article <C12JoH.K3K@unix.amherst.edu> twpierce@unix.amherst.edu (Tim Pierce) writes:

   I must learn not to read Jojo in public whilst wearing sweat pants.


One wonders why?  

I imagine Tim sitting in a public terminal room, work stations in
half-carels, providing only an illusion of privacy.  He has decoded
jojo's message, reading away, wondering what the other people in the
room would think if only they knew what he was reading.  He gets to
the part where the coach enters the shower room, glad that the table
hides from view the tell-tale drops of precum soaking through the
light grey cloth of his sweat pants.  Damn!  Why didn't I wear
underwear today?  He calculates how long he will have to sit here
until the spots are dry enough not to be noticed, when he hears a
voice in his ear.  

`We have been having some trouble with our news feed - have you
had any problems today?'

The systems programmer was looking over his shoulder at the screen -
how long had he been there?  And from that vantage point, the table
concealed nothing.  The bulge in Tim's sweats gave a little jump.  

This systems programmer was familiar to Tim - he was the one with
long, blond hair who heated his home with just an old VAX and a
fireplace that burned wood he chopped himself.  `Let me try
something-' he said, as he reached for the keyboard, one arm around
each of Tim's broad shoulders.  Those forearms!  Built up, no doubt,
from chopping all that wood.  With his right hand, he struck the few
keystrokes to save jojo's message in a secret system depository filled
with other hot posts, while his left moved, ever so smoothly, down to
Tim's sweats, where the stain was growing.

Several minutes later, the other students working at their
spreadsheets and video games did not even look up when Tim let out a
muffled sigh, such was his self control.

He would have very long to wait, indeed, before he became presentable.





With apologies to Tim (whom I have never even met), Jojo, Arnold (who
has been known to create a semi-fictional Tim), myself (who has been
known to be a semi-fictional Tim), and anyone else who might want an
apology.

Dino/Dinette
From: lmann@vineland.pubs.stratus.com (Laurie Mann)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Gay Ban to be lifted in 6 months
Date: 28 Jan 93 14:42:27 GMT
Reply-To: lmann@vineland.pubs.stratus.com
Organization: Stratus Computer Inc, Marlboro MA
NNTP-Posting-Host: ansible.pubs.stratus.com

ac999273 writes
>In article <C1K9y5.Any@world.std.com> smoir@world.std.com (Scott A Moir)  
writes:
>>President Clinton will lift the ban on gays in the military in 6 months,
>>allowing time for Congress to hold hearings on the matter.
>	This is considered good news, by many.  Many, many Americans are
>not thinking about this issue logically.   Perhaps, if we give them 6 months
>to discuss and learn...
>	O.K. O.K., this does sound overly optimistic...  but you never
>know what disasters might be avoided by letting some people cool down.

Scott, I definitely agree with you on this.  Clinton is trying, but this is
NOT a dictatorship, and he has to try to educate people.  Unfortunately,
he and his people are falling down on the education issue.

What he should do/should have done is declare a six month moratorium on
asking recruits their sexual orientation and in drumming out service people  
only because of their orientation.  A massive anti-harassment education program  
needs to be worked into the military.  Extremely strict codes of conduct for  
behavior on military conduct or in combat need to be understood and practiced  
by ALL.  Any consensual behavior off-base is NOT the military's business.

The "anti-harassment" statues MUST work both ways---they must be as hard on any  
person harassing another sexually OR harassing another because of their  
sexuality.

I also think the March on Washington has developed new significance.  I think  
if the march comes off as a "Bill bash" because he hasn't been able to really  
deliver on lifting the ban yet, I think gay people are going to be perceived as  
completely unrealistic about what the president can and can't do.  If people at  
the MOW show strong support for President Clinton's attempts, it will show  
cohesiveness and will to SOLVE the problems of homophobia in the society.   
Homophobia won't go away just because the president says it's time for  
revolutionary change.  It will diminish over time with education and a focus on  
living in a just society.

** lmann@vineland.pubs.stratus.com (Internet) Laurie.Mann (GEnie) **
******      And now for something completely different...     ******
Newsgroups: soc.motss,soc.bi
From: idx009@cck.coventry.ac.uk (the Crisco Kid)
Subject: Re: Gay soda! I'm so excited!
Organization: Eris's Restaurant
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 17:08:56 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.222105.25560@udel.edu> litterst@pecan.cns.udel.edu (Stephen Litterst) writes:
>There is no sin against not taking milk.  And Brits don't mind coffee as much
>as everyone says they do.  The last time i was in England, I spent a few days
>with a family in Harrowgate.  Tea was more of an afternoon (Tea time) and 
>breakfast beverage.  Coffee was treated as an after dinner drink.  And with
>coffe you pour the milk after the coffee.  VVery carefully over the back of a 
>spoon to create a layer of cream at the surface of the coffee.  It's wonderful.
>I almost wish I drank coffee so I could enjoy that experience again. 

That's "Harrogate", I think - you mean the one in Yorkshire, no?
A most civilised place.  Oh, you really only do the spoon trick
with the cream for fun, or if you're having a liqueur coffee; most
of the time we just have milk or nothing with coffee.  This is
*real* coffee we're talking about; you can do what you like with
instant, because I'll hardly ever drink it anyway.

				Kay

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From: sean_v1@verifone.com
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: LGBO Youth Organizations - A Question
Date: 26 Jan 93 21:33:33 -1000
Organization: Confused Souls, Ltd.

I have a general question, that maybe all you folks out there can help me with. 
I'm working on a project for school, which involves setting up some type of
system, where 'teens' can get information/support for sexual problems/questions
they may have.  Overall the system would be used for any type of problem,
pregnency, STDs, etc..  But we also hope to have a large support area for LGBO
youths..   My question is this, does anyone out there, have contact
names/addresses/phone numbers for any agencies that are already established,
who I might be able to get more information about amount of traffic they
handle, types of questions, etc?? 


On a side note, we were thinking of establishing an anonymous BBS system, for
the students to access..  Where they wouldn't feel trapped under thier name,
and so they would be more open to discuss thier concerns, thoughts, or fears.. 
Any suggestions or comments would be greatly apprecatied..


Thanks a WHOLE bunch!!

Se'an Michael


Ps.  Excuse my .sig, I lost it in a freak file accident today.. =)
--
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Newsgroups: soc.motss,rec.music.cd,rec.music.misc
From: ricard@axis.se (Ricard Wolf)
Subject: Re: Looking for YAZZ "Wanted" CD or tape
Organization: Axis Communications AB, Lund Sweden
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 15:02:52 GMT

In article <1jlploINNqmi@shelley.u.washington.edu> olsenc@stein2.u.washington.edu (Clint Olsen) writes:
>I believe that Yaz (with one "z") is a group that consisted of a guy
>from Depeche Mode and Alisson Moyet (sp?).

OK OK OK OK OK OK OK LET'S GET IT RIGHT HUH GUYS!!!!!!!

The name of the band is Yazoo. One z, to o's. And yes, they released
two albums "Upstairs at Erics" and "You and me both". And yes, it
was Vince Clarke + Alison Moyet. Vince Clarke was one of the founders
of Depeche Mode but he left after their first album "Speak and Spell".

As to Yazz, well, there was a female singer called Yazz a few years ago -
could the original poster be referring to her?

/Ricard
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From: ptb@meaddata.com (Patrick Bell)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Public Apology to Joseph Francis
Date: 23 Jan 1993 06:12:24 GMT
Organization: Mead Data Central, Dayton OH
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: echo.meaddata.com

I want to publicly apologize to Jojo for changing his signature line in
one of my previous postings regarding the safe sex question.  The change
in which I will not repeat here.  It was only meant in jest.

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From: nelson@reed.edu (Nelson Minar)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Hoovering (was Re: Tim Chain Porn)
Date: 26 Jan 93 06:44:07 GMT
Article-I.D.: reed.1993Jan26.064407.22598
Reply-To: nelson@reed.edu (Nelson Minar)
Organization: Reed College, Portland, OR

Speaking of hoovering, there is a really remarkable post on alt.sex
talking about vacuum cleaners, radiator hoses, and masturbation. Here
are the relevant headers:

Newsgroups: alt.sex
From: an7725@anon.penet.fi
Subject: masturbatory mayhem
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 20:46:58 GMT
                __
nelson@reed.edu \/              Death needs time for what it kills to grow in
From: rhayden@oracle.com (Ronald Hayden)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Personal CO 2 "letter home"
Date: 25 Jan 93 22:39:18 GMT
Organization: Oracle Corporation, Belmont, Ca.
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by an unauthenticated user
              at Oracle Corporation.  The opinions expressed are those
              of the user and not necessarily those of Oracle.

In article <1993Jan22.183950.8735@lclark.edu> snodgras@lclark.edu (Bil Snodgrass) writes:

   Dear Mom and Dad;

   To start off, I must say whoa.  I cannot continue down this path.

[letter deleted]

Leaving your parents (in an emotional sense) is tough to do, but
sometimes you have to do it.  It takes a lot of strength to do what
you've done, and to be honest enough with yourself to come to this
point.

You are to be congratulated.  You haven't really lost parents (how can
you lose what you didn't have?), but you've regained a part of
yourself.  Maybe someday your parents will realize what they've lost,
and will also work to regain it.
--

  - Ronald Hayden

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