From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Summary: The longest cascade ever?
Date: 1 Oct 92 11:15:40 GMT
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

In article <1992Oct1.032539.8156@raven.alaska.edu>, fsmgs@camelot.acf-lab.alaska.edu (Michael Schmahl [Black-Robe Mage]) writes:
> Michael Frank Caver writes
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, IM GOING TO START THE
>> >>WORST CASCADE EVER.
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHILE EATING THIS SLOP, I SEWED THE FIRST  
>> >>>BROCADE BEAVER.
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BILE FITTING RIG STOP, LIE SPEWED THIRST  
> LIVER  
>> >>>!!!!
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE, AT LEAST DELIVER...
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHO MAY I ATTRIBUTE TO THIS BEASTLY SLIVER?
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TO SPAY A LUTE IN A GREASY RIVER
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DAMN CASCADERS THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I WILL NOT CASCADE; NOPE, NO, NEVER
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A TRAIN?
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>R2-D2 ON THE BRAIN?
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade is damn insane!
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And it's really getting lame!
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>POST IN CAPS YOU WEIRDOS, WHAT ARE YOU DEAF ?  
>> >>>!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>YOUVE RUINED MY RIGHT EAR, HOW 'BOUT THE LEFT?
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>LEFT AT THE NEXT LIGHTS, UNLESS RED
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>THIS SILLY THING IS SOMETHING I DREAD, 
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>>BETTER I SHOULD BE BUSY IN BED !
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>>WANKER, GIVE THY HAND A REST!
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>>NAH! THIS AIN'T REC.HUMOR AT ITS BEST.
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>>SURELY YOU JEST?
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>>THIS IS A TEST.
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>>SO BE OUR GUEST.
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>>TESTING, TESTING, ONE TWO THREE.
>> >>>> >  >>>>>>RETURN OF THE MONSTER CASCADE, HEE HEE HEE! 
>> >>>> >  >>>>>THIS WASTE IS COSTING THE NET MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, DON'T YOU AGREE?
>> >>>> >  >>>>I PREFER CABERNET SAUVIGNON WITH BRIE
>> >>>> >  >>>I THINK ALT.CASCADE IS BEST FOR POSTS LIKE THESE 
>> >>>> >  >>I HOPE THIS DOES'NT GET OUT CONTROL SO WHY DON'T WE FREEZE???
>> >>>> >  >OH DEAR FRIENDS, LET'S KEEP IT GOING, PLEASE!
>> >>>> >  IF ANYONE ENDS THERE SENTENCE WITH "ORANGE", WE CUT THEM OFF AT THE 
>> >>>> >  KNEES!
>> >>>> PEOPLE WHO MISSPELL THEIR, MAKE ME SICK, I THINK I'LL SNEEZE!!!
>> >>>THERE, THEIR, THEY'RE, MY FRIEND, CAN WE CURE THIS DISEASE???
>> >>HERE, HAIR, HEAR  MY FRIEND.  SHALL WE COUGH AND WHEEZE?
>> >FAIR BRER BEAR, MY FRIEND, WAS BIT BY HONEYBEES.
>> Care Bear hair, you fiend, was hit by the homeless.
> This cascade is just about dead, n'est-ce pas?
SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I WANT BREAD AND PHEASANT UNDER GLASS!
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
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