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From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Subject: medium-lenght, twilight zone confession
Keywords: Rod Serling
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 19:45:35 GMT

Distribution: world


My 18 month old son _really_ likes cars. Little cars, big cars, car races on  
TV, you name it; if it involves cars, he likes it.

So, being the caring and thoughtful father type of person, whenever I went over  
to my (ex)house to see the kids, I would let him stand in the driver's seat of  
my car, so I could watch the happiness and enjoyment on his face. This was  
obviously quite enjoyable.

Then he discovered the horn. He took great joy in _banging_ the hell out of it.  
So, the visits to the car were still allowed, but the time spent in it was  
curtailed slightly. 

Then, one day about a week ago, while myself and the kids were driving to a  
now-forgotten destination, my horn starts doing intermittant little beeps,  
especially when cornering or on a bumpy road. My 7-year old daughter liked it,  
and thought it funny, but I did not. So I disconnected it, and gave it little  
more thought.

Two days ago, it starts doing it again! And it is STILL disconnected! Well, now  
I'm a little spooked, right? So, I pop the hood, pry the cover off of the relay  
box, and remove the horn relay. 

Haven't heard it again since then.

But I still listen for it, and don't turn my music as loud as I would like, on  
the chance that I will miss it happening again.

If it does, I think I will shoot it. Repeatably. 

This really happened. 
--
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 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
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From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: bwf iso bwf
Date: 13 Sep 92 23:03:34 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <1992Sep12.000442.28888@lemuria.sai.com> ap.4737@cupid.sai.com writes:
>
>bwf living in southern nh iso bwf
>for friendship, conversation and 
>possibly more...
>
>only serious replies please, nothing
>weird.

It's a sign of my relative innocence that I think that this ad is already
a little weird.

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
From: tskelly@ccvax.ucd.ie
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Top tips
Date: 9 Sep 92 15:43:32 GMT
Organization: University College Dublin


Before going away on holiday to another country where they drive on the 
opposite side of the road drive on the opposite side in your own country for a 
few weeks. This will help you to get used to the idea before you go away thus 
avoiding potential accidents while abroad.

_________________________________________________________________________

Algernon Fortesque-Smyth

I don't have a sig. - Ha
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Welcome incoming grad students!
Date: 13 Sep 92 21:34:53 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.


Remember the first time you were arguing with someone and the person used the
phrase "the question is academic"?  It confused you at first, but after
hearing it used a few times you figured out what the phrase meant.  It meant
that the whole issue was beside the point, irrelevant to anything in the real
world, a semantic mirage.  The issue mattered only to the kind of people who
spend their lives hopelessly out of touch, chasing down such things.

Welcome to academia.
From: mgm@clipper.ingr.com (Mike Marfell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,talk.politics
Subject: Re: WHO'S THE BIGGER NAZI?
Date: 8 Sep 92 21:36:09 GMT
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA

> >WHO'RE THE BIGGER NAZIS, SERBIAN OR CROATIANS?  HOW MANY ARE IN FAVOR
> >OF DROPPING TWO NUCLEAR BOMBS ON YUGOSLAVIA, REMOVING THE SERBIAN AND
> >CROATIAN SCUM,
> 
> Well, Roger, it looks like another one of your pointless baiting articles.
> 
> > AND DESTROYING THOSE GOD AWEFUL YUGO'S TO BOOT.
> 
> But actually, you may have a good idea here.
> 
> I say "go for it."

   I say, the hell with them. DO NOT DO ANYTHING, just let them take care of
there own problem. It's just another un-civil war.....
-- 

                      "Just Say No! To Cable TV"
Mike Marfell                                      mgm@clipper.ingr.com
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29122 alt.fan.letterman:448
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
Date: 7 Sep 92 15:36:44 GMT

gkomatsu@uhunix.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (Galen Tatsuo Komatsu) writes:

>	I didn't actually see this one, but I noticed it in "Late Night
>With David Letterman: The Book"  The Jack LaLane Q-Tips Dispenser! 

"You know, some things just go together... like milk and cookies...
peanut butter and jelly... and Jack LaLanne and ear hygiene."

                                           (very approximate quote)
-- 
Matt McIrvin, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA
From: thchemb4@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: rot1331tor
Date: 4 Sep 92 16:54:37 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

The following statement is false.

Gur cerivbhf fgngzrag vf gehr.

Weird eh?
Jrveq ru?

Tom
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From: polaris@cs.tamu.edu (Bruce Dickinson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Date: 15 Sep 1992 18:23:06 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department, Texas A&M University

In article <1992Sep14.034505.1858@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> mbrockma@bank.ecn.purdue.edu (Matt Brockman) writes:
>In article <Sep14.021145.78760@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep12.015924.3677@NeoSoft.com> arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>>In article <HANS.92Sep11105742@ravn.iesd.auc.dk> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>> donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:
>>>> >> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>> >> But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>>>> > Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>>>> This must be the worst cricket match I have ever attended. 
>>>Excuse me, but is this the way to the Galleria?
>>Defending Kumquats and Kiwi Fruit are noble pursuits.
>I'm sorry, the bank is closed for remoldeling.
You'll have to speak up, i'm dead.
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: CARASSO: WHAT YOU SHOULD DO WITH THE EXTRA ROOM IN YOUR 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT NOW THAT YOUR SISTER HAS MOVED BACK TO MICHIGAN
Date: 13 Sep 92 15:26:17 GMT

Forwarded message:
From carasso Sat Nov 23 11:34:11 1991
Subject: CARASSO: WHAT YOU SHOULD DO WITH THE EXTRA ROOM IN YOUR 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT NOW THAT YOUR SISTER HAS MOVED BACK TO MICHIGAN
To: talk-bizarre@ucbvax.berkeley.edu (talk.bizarre)
Date: Sat, 23 Nov 91 11:34:11 PDT
Cc: adam (David Adam)
X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.2 PL10]


TOP 5 USES FOR THE EXTRA ROOM
-----------------------------
5. BUILD A SHRINE TO BILL GATES
4. DUNGEON ROOM FOR NAUGHTY SPOUSE
3. INDOOR POT GROWING FARM
2. WINDOWS 3.1 STUDY DEN
1. THE OFFICIAL STAR TREK MUSEUM OF TORRANCE

RDC


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From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon)
Subject: Haiku
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 17:18:16 GMT


Maishumatsu 
nomi ni iku 
Itai atama ga itai
--
Uner kannt durch's marchenland
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mforbes@gmuvax2.gmu.edu (Michael L Forbes)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, Va.
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 04:27:00 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.100616@usno05.nor.chevron.com> mjra@usno05.nor.chevron.com (Mike Raymond) writes:
>In article <fulton.716220196@silver>, fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>|> >>>>Beautiful.  Just beautiful.
>|> >>>But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>|> >>Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>|> >I disagree completely, except for those parts dealing with cougars.
>|> The cost of cat food is rising rapidly these days.
>Some assembly is required, void were prohibited by law.
Once upon a time, a Fairy Princess married a dead battery.
-Mike

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (No one you know)
Subject: Re: please continue
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 07:08:23 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <1992Sep3.203146.18919@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>  
aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
"Exit 'Loons On The Tree'," said the voice in my ear.  I jumped involuntarily
when a gun cracked sharply behind me. A dark shape fell from my shoulder to the  
ground. The raven croaked up at my faceless skull, "Rodriguez, I always  
suspected you were a gold-digger, but
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short, shameless confession
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 05:29:28 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Sep9.140209.4256@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
>cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu (christopher williams) writes:
>
>] I think the cheerful, smiling black girl they show in the Trident
>] Bubble-Gum commercials is one hot babe.
>
>i STILL say that viewing the commercial is MUCH better
>if you substitute the word "head-butt" for "trident".
>
>
>it works.  it really works.


I agree.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: RICHH:  SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE
Organization: the drazy hoops the drazy hoops
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 22:35:40 GMT

In article <79348@ut-emx.uucp> zeus@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Mark Gansle) writes:
>            
>But then again, who wants to date women who don't shave, wear tie-dyed
>shirts with no bra, and only eat granola and tofu?  Deal in humor, Rob. 
>Learn to laugh at yourself and maybe you finally will find a costume
>that works.  :)

Body hair may not be as photogenic, but it certainly feels nicer.

And why would you want to risk brush burns every time you snuggled
up next to your girlfriend because she failed to shave that morning
and her legs have five o'clock shadow?

AjD
hirsute, and turnabout is
fair play.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc6r@pcmail.clas.virginia.edu  (Roger Daniel Calhoun)
Subject: Hi there
Followup-To: misc.test 
Summary: :-)
Keywords: kool
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 20:51:55 GMT


Hi there. What is this group about? Y'all are funny.

What's a newbie?

No flames, please, my flameproof suit is in the shop!@

:-):-):-):^):-8 smileys are cool.

--
Roger Daniel Calhoun
First Year Student
University of Virginia

"Milwaukees Best is a great beer"--My RA while he was drunk :-)
Beers up, drink! :^)

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From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Star Trek Opening
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 07:37:39 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.


In the Star Trek universe, the issue of gender-related terms is dealt
with by using the "traditional" Navy terminology which is male-only.
This is somewhat sexist, but I think the point of it is to avoid
having separate terms for each gender.  And since the English language
doesn't have a gender-neutral equivalent, they changed the meaning of
"Dickface" from "male officer being addressed by superior officer" by
removing the male-only connotations.  Thus, to a person in the 24th
century, the word "Dickface" has no male-only meaning.

Thus you address your female superiors as "cuntface" (which happens
several times in The Next Generation, when officers address admirals),
and female underling officers as "dickface" in Star Trek.  I think
it's an acceptable compromise, and it was devised specifically to be
non-sexist (in Roddenberry's opinion, anyway).
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hmmmm
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 05:32:48 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Sep9.140531.4347@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
>rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>
>] 
>] Who nominated John F. Woods as talk.bizarre's Designated Flamer?
>] 
>] 
>] 5150
>] i thought it should be put to a vote
>
>
>
>i think it's just till greg gets back in shape.
>he's been in france, you know.


I thought greg was the Talk Bizarre Renderer of Psyches?

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Oh the stories we will tell our grandchildren...
Date: 12 Sep 92 03:02:04 GMT


Aesop's Fable "The Ass's Brains"

M-x replace string "the fox" 	"carasso"
M-x replace string "the lion" 	"kibo"
M-x replace string "ass" 	"newbie"


The Newbie's Brains

Kibo and Carasso went hunting together.  Kibo, on the advice of
Carasso, sent a message to the Newbie, proposing to make an alliance
between their two families.  The Newbie came to the place of meeting,
overjoyed at the prospect of a royal alliance.  But when he came there
Kibo simply pounced on the Newbie, and said to Carasso: "Here is our
dinner for to-day.  Watch you here while I go and have a nap.  Woe
betide you if you touch my prey."  Kibo went away and Carasso waited;
but finding that his master did not return, ventured to take out the
brains of the Newbie and ate them up.  When Kibo came back he soon
noticed the absence of the brains, and asked Carasso in a terrible
voice: "What have you done with the brains?"

"Brains, your Majesty! it had none, or it would never have
fallen into your trap."

Wit has always an answer ready.

-------------


carasso, in a distant land.
From: uphrrmk@Msu.oscs.montana.edu (Me)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: AQAAAAUUUUUGHGHGH!!!!!!
Date: 11 Sep 92 22:28:47 GMT
Reply-To: uphrrmk@Msu.oscs.montana.edu (Me)
Organization: Montana State University

In article <00960691.E66B1380@Msu.oscs.montana.edu>, uphrrmk@Msu.oscs.montana.edu (DEATH) writes:
>I'm stuck in Montana, and I can't get out!!!!
>  (Well, I suppose I could if I was really determined, and the mountains are
>quite beautiful, really...)  This has nothing to do with ducks, I suppose, but 
>I have to start somewhere.  I'm death, and I'm grumpy.  Boo.
>


Has anyone ever worn ermine coats with live ermine?  it's kinky, lemme tell
ya.
                               lady D.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: flat tires
Followup-To: misc.test,talk.bizarre,to.wasatch
Summary: i hate flat tires
Keywords: flat and tires
Reply-To: mr. wonderful
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 92 18:20:10 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

so, i decide to go mtn. biking. it's not too hot out, and there is a good
breeze as well. fortunately, the mountains are just behind the university so it
takes me about 5 min. to get on a decent trail. swell. i am riding with my
friend and we are going for about 15 min or so when i come to this short but
steep hill which ends in an area of fist sized rocks. rocks that are not dull i
might point out. in any event, i evidently went down the hill a little too fast
because when i hit the rocks i got a total puncture in my front tire. the rocks
just pinched the shit out of it. i had to walk back while my friend continued
on. i know you all really wanted to hear this lovely story. have a swell day.
BTW, mike hunt, this is true. believe it ok? also, did you notice the lack of
anything insulting in this post? peculiar isn't it? have a day.

          PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.		
	  	            WORK  :==  FUTURE
	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."
                         "feel free to feel me."
	 stream of consciousness writing is just like abstract art
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Where are all the newbies?
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 92 02:17:08 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

In article <6219@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhit
e) writes:
*It seems that the much ballyhooed onslaught has failed to materialize.
*By my (admittedly unscientific) survey, the volume of t.b seems to have
*actually decreased of late. By as much as 30-40%.
*What's the trouble?

Mark "Gosh how I miss Bolton Hall" Lippert:
: Wait for it.  They're still learning how to log in.

Good Point. But for my money Tony Wang will live forever.
Ha. A poodle with its uterus out of joint.
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| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Fries With That?                |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Rambler)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 22:28:43 GMT


In article <16859E63D.N020BA@tamvm1.tamu.edu> N020BA@tamvm1.tamu.edu writes:
>    Could someone tell me what's going on? Why create a special area to
>flame marshal perlman? What has he or she done?

Shhh. Not so loud - he might hear you. Well since you asked, I must tell you.  
m*rsh*ll p*rlm*n is in fact neither a he or a she. it is a strain of limping  
hemorrhoid stricken cabbage which was beamed down recently. Dad says it was the  
martians, but I think it was someone from another galaxy, like Russia or  
something.

Well the scoop is, p*rlman's a stumped old growth that rankles on the underside  
of people's rectal areas. Since you have so blatantly called out to him, he is  
probably there now, residing in your anus. Take a peak for your own good.

--
They hold no quaaaaaawaaaaaaawaaaaaaaarter
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.newbie,alt.cascade
From: cel@nsscmail.att.com (clayton EDward LEIHY iii)
Subject: Re: toast
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: NCR Systems Support Center - New Jersey
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 00:10:59 GMT

In article <Bu842H.5zp@nntp-sc.Intel.COM> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>In article <6173@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>>Blair writes:
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
>)>>>>>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
>)>>>>>>>>>>Cadaverine.
>)>>>>>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
>)>>>>>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
>)>>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
>)>>>>>>Carasso.
>)>>>>>Countach.
>)>>>>Coup d'etat.
>)>>>Corfu.
>)>>Ceteris Paribus.
>)>Copycat.
>)Contrapositive.
>Crustacean.
Cocksucker
>
>				--Blair
>				  "All the wings you can
>				   eat, just a dime each!"
From: jenine@netcom.com (Jenine Abarbanel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: the surest way
Date: 10 Sep 92 04:44:14 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

finally.  so happy to have my shoes back, dirty socks
still stuffed inside.  such a surprise no one dared
touch those, although ...

they did spend a month at X laboratories.

upon inspection, they DO seem different.  suspicions arise.

i place them in the vacuum sealed isolation chamber.  i'll
have to study them further before teaching in them.  too 
risky.

j.j, mr x and my shoes
------------------------------------------------
 
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From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Subject: A slice of Americana
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 20:25:57 GMT


"What do you think Wilbur would do if I attacked him with a chainsaw?"
"Runnin' or non-runnin'?"
"Runnin', of course.  Ain't too many people who'd be afraid o' a chainsaw
 that ain't runnin."
"I reckon yer right."
"Course I am.  Now, what about Wilbur?"
"Wall, I reckon he'd prob'ly mess his trousers."
"Yup.  That's what I figgered too.  Funny how it didn't turn out that way...."
"Mighty peculiar...mighty peculiar."
"Yup."


Mark "Hic" Lippert
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Date: 12 Sep 92 16:16:55 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landingh CA

mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
)>---
)>Gypsy's argument is the one that convinces me.
)>I will celebrate my freedom & emancipation by
)>giving myself the things I really want.  And by
)>giving money to Food Not Bombs as well.

>Boy rp, that's a shot at you out of nowhere.

Not really. I already have plenty of bombs. The fact is that I have been
subsisting of late on freezer burned Lean Cuisine dinners. With a bit
more cash I can step up to Swanson Hungry Man[tm] frozen dinners. You
can help. Send those checks to:
		 FOOD, NOT BOMBS
		 3 Cielo Vista Terr.
		 Monterey, CA 93940

I guarantee that absolutely no money contributed will go towards any
weapons of mass destruction.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Citecheck Hell)
Subject: Re: History Geek Joke
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 17:00:46 GMT

In article <1992Sep6.041556.10748@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>
>I often confuse mister x with George F. Kennan.
>
>
>Mark "This is funny to exactly one person" Lippert

I got it.  Good thing I was reading the right newsgroup, huh?
-- 
           .........................................................
          ted frank | thf2@midway.uchicago.edu | standard disclaimers
         the university of chicago law school, chicago, illinois 60637
         here i sit looking for a warming smile in a house of cold wit
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